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Steve, it's okay.
Just act confident.
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You are a confident 21-year-old
from Edmonds, Washington.
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- It's like a federal thing.
- Oh, my God.
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Why did you get a fake ID if
you were never going to use it?
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Well, it was part of a group.
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- It was cheaper to get ten at once.
- Ah, my God, Steve.
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And I didn't want to get
in the way of a deal.
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- Seriously is what?
- Nothing. Nothing, nothing, nothing.
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Steve,
I need to get drunk tonight.
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That doesn't sound very healthy.
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Nothing about college
is healthy.
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Okay, you know what, take this.
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Here, buy this alcohol from me.
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We're gonna go through
what's going to happen.
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I would like to purchase
this please.
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- Can I see some ID?
- Sure.
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What brings you to California,
Steven?
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You know, visiting.
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Mm-hm.
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Boop, this doesn't scan.
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No, it should scan.
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Boop, no, it's not scanning.
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No, really, the guy promised me
it would scan.
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Guy? What guy?
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You better be talking about the
guy down at the God damn DMV!
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- No, really, Amy, it should scan.
- Amy? My name's Maurice!
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Okay, this is starting to feel
a bit racist.
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Oh, oh, oh, God,
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the stress from you trying
to use this fake ID
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is giving me a heart attack,
call 911.
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Um, okay. Beep, beep, boop.
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911, what's your emergency?
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Uh, yeah, the guy at the liquor
store's having a heart attack.
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Alright, sir, we're gonna send
an ambulance down right now.
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Maurice,
I need you to stay calm.
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You know when they get here,
I'm going to tell them you underage.
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Okay, well then,
I am fucking leaving.
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Hands up! Everybody hands up!
This is a robbery!
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- What is happening?
- Hands up.
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My boy already called 911. What?
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Motherfucker,
you already called 911?
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No, I didn't.
Sir, no, I didn't. I did not.
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Boy, you didn't call 911?
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- I am dying!
- Okay.
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I called it for you,
but not, not for you...
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So you did call 911,
you lying little son of a bitch!
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I should waste you right here,
right now.
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I should waste you.
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- This is raspberry?
- They didn't have cherry.
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That's cool.
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Here's a toast to Dan.
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Here's to losing my virginity,
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here's to prom,
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here's to wasting my first semester
on a long-distance relationship.
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Here's to heartbreak.
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- Hey.
- Amy.
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Oh, my God, it's so good
to see you, you have no idea.
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- I missed you, too.
- Okay, let's get going.
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I cannot wait to sleep
in my own bed.
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It's like one in the afternoon.
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Which means I am pushing
about 36 hours of no sleep.
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- Drive.
- Yes, Ma'am.
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Um...
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Steven, what is this?
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Oh, my God.
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That's just some Christmas thing
my mom picked up from church.
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Ah, it's amazing.
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We are going to jam out to it
like it's Taylor fucking Swift.
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Oh, no, let's not.
I am in the strong not...
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What the fuck kind of CD player
do you have, Steve?
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- This is like...
- An awesome six-changer CD player, that's what...
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And you have one CD in your car?
That's good.
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Look, I mean, my mom sings on it.
And you know her voice.
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She smokes a lot of cigarettes
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and she's got,
it's not a good voice.
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♪ Hark, the herald ♪
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That's my shit.
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♪ Angels sing ♪
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♪ Glory to the newborn king ♪
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Steve, sing along.
You know this.
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No, I am good. You do you.
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♪ Blah, blah, blah, blah ♪
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♪ What a blah, blah, blah ♪
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♪ Hey! Jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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♪ Hey. Jingle bells
Jingle bells ♪
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♪ Jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
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♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
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You're killing me, ugh, alright.
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Well, thank you ever so much
for picking me up.
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Hey, any chance I have
to give you singing lessons.
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Uh, fuck you,
and let's hang out soon.
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- Love you.
- Love you, too.
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- Stevey boy!
- Connor.
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- Come here.
- Okay.
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Don't let go. Don't let go.
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I'm letting go. I'm letting go.
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- What are those?
- Potatoes.
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Before we drink,
we're making latkes.
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What... It isn't Hanukah yet.
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Why, why are there potatoes?
Why are there potatoes...
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Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve,
Steve, Steve, Steve.
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I would like to believe
that in this country,
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we don't need an excuse
to make potato pancakes, okay.
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- Kitchen, let's go. Kitchen.
- Mm-hm.
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- Latkes.
- Don't leave your stupid... Connor.
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You know what? Actually,
I would like a hot chocolate.
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Okay.
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So, do you need help?
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Nope, it's just warming up.
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So, the rest of your
first semester was good then?
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Yeah, yeah, it was.
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- Yours?
- Awesome, so much fun.
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- So, how you doing since Dan?
- I've been fine.
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Honestly, just being able
to focus on like college friends
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and meeting new people
might actually be good.
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Yeah, totally.
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- How's your sorority stuff?
- Oh, my God, great!
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I love everyone.
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Okay, obviously not,
like, everyone.
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Shut up.
But I do like most of them.
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And the girls that I don't like,
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there's somebody I do love
who loves them. So everybody.
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Hello, my beautiful, amazing,
wonderful, fantastic friends.
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Hello, Court.
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- Uh, how the F are you, cooky kids?
- Doing well.
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- Doing great. You?
- You want some hot chocolate?
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Uh, no, not particularly, no.
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So, you guys want to get high?
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Yeah.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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♪ All is calm ♪
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♪ All is bright ♪
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♪ Round yon Virgin ♪
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♪ Mother and Child ♪
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♪ Holy infant so tender
And mild ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪
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♪ Peace ♪
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♪ Sleep in heavenly peace ♪
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Tonight, we play the honorable
game of alcohol consumption
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known as
Flarney-Ba-Blarney-Snarks.
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May our hearts, our minds
and our livers stay true.
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We shall begin
on the third gavel strike.
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One, two, three.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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♪ Silent night ♪
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♪ Holy night ♪
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- I win. Yes.
- Fuck you!
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That's a 100 points for me, Stevey boy.
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And for our next event,
red means target practice.
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And Jack means,
oh, be careful with that.
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It was uncomfortably cheap.
156
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It's so cute. We were like
twinsies for like the entire time.
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Amy, you good over there?
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It's just been a while
since I last partook.
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- Okay.
- Wow, jeez.
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So, I've got this group
of friends that, uh,
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we just get together
and every weekend,
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we watch an absurd amount
of Animal Planet.
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Sounds like a good way
to spend your tuition.
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It's... It is.
165
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The only downside is I, uh,
already spent all my graduation money.
166
00:10:06,465 --> 00:10:07,766
Get out, no way.
167
00:10:07,800 --> 00:10:11,437
Even with Creepy Uncle Tommy liking
you better than his own kids?
168
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If he could only see the bong
he got me.
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00:10:19,545 --> 00:10:24,984
- Uh, so, how was your semester?
- Yeah.
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00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:28,921
Yeah? Oh, I mean, yeah.
It was solid.
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Oh, Rachel, you got some
interesting things happening.
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No, this is good shit.
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- Oh, man, yeah.
- No.
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Dude, I bet, I bet you can tell
that it isn't actually.
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Yeah, no, thank you.
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Man, I miss that
high school weed, guys.
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- I don't think you do.
- No, I don't.
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Who are you right now?
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- Holy shit! Holy shit!
- You sound surprised.
180
00:11:00,919 --> 00:11:05,224
That's because I am really,
really, really fucking surprised.
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- Her name's Michelle.
- No, but that's awesome.
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Really, really, really.
I'm really happy for you.
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- That brings me to the thing I wanted to talk about.
- Uh-huh.
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I'm, like, sure, I am bisexual.
185
00:11:18,504 --> 00:11:20,005
Really?
186
00:11:20,039 --> 00:11:21,573
- Mmm, really?
- So...
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A while ago, uh,
I kinda pitched to Michelle,
188
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like, jokingly like that
we should have a threesome.
189
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And she was, like, really cool with it,
and, like, knows a girl who is down.
190
00:11:34,620 --> 00:11:40,025
- And...
- Oh, my God. You, Sir, were a virgin months ago!
191
00:11:40,059 --> 00:11:46,365
Right? But then she asked if I'd
be willing to do it with a guy.
192
00:11:47,032 --> 00:11:50,602
And... Yes, yes.
193
00:11:50,637 --> 00:11:56,275
And it felt, like,
weirdly sexist to say no.
194
00:11:56,975 --> 00:11:58,977
- Huh.
- No, like, I can't...
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I can't like ask her
to have do it with a girl
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00:12:00,212 --> 00:12:02,147
- and then like a guy like I'm...
- No, no, no, no. I get it.
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It's just, huh.
198
00:12:07,219 --> 00:12:10,622
So, she has a male friend
who would be down.
199
00:12:10,657 --> 00:12:15,594
And we, um... We do that and...
200
00:12:15,628 --> 00:12:17,296
Where does she get these friends?
It's Craigslist, isn't it?
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00:12:17,329 --> 00:12:19,331
Stevey boy, Stevey boy,
I got to tell you,
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00:12:19,365 --> 00:12:25,270
having a guy in... there
just felt right.
203
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Like everything fit.
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And by the end of it,
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I was giving Ben as much attention
as I was giving Michelle.
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00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:36,382
Don't get me wrong.
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00:12:36,415 --> 00:12:39,518
Like Michelle and I have
like a super deep,
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like, you know,
like a connection but...
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00:12:42,689 --> 00:12:43,757
Just like you and me, buddy.
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00:12:43,790 --> 00:12:46,291
I also want a connection
with a cock in my throat.
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00:12:48,494 --> 00:12:51,363
And that's three.
Fuck you, drink up.
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Motherfucker,
was any of that shit true?
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00:12:54,466 --> 00:12:56,535
I mean, probably.
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00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,371
- Oh, and do you have any...
- Fucked up.
215
00:12:59,405 --> 00:13:01,674
- romantic interests at your school?
- Mm.
216
00:13:01,708 --> 00:13:04,410
- Uh, no, nada.
- Yeah, I didn't think so.
217
00:13:05,210 --> 00:13:06,311
Finish that. Here we go.
218
00:13:06,345 --> 00:13:09,047
- No!
- Finishing it, finishing it, finishing it.
219
00:13:09,081 --> 00:13:12,284
- Oh, oh, oh!
- There we go. Good, Stevey boy!
220
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:17,256
I swear, guys, I've smoked, like,
a decent number of times now
221
00:13:17,289 --> 00:13:20,693
and I never get high,
I think I'm immune.
222
00:13:20,727 --> 00:13:22,461
Did you say something, Rachel?
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00:13:25,264 --> 00:13:27,499
What are you even doing?
Come over right here.
224
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Okay! I give up.
225
00:13:30,502 --> 00:13:33,071
- It's fine. Am I pretty?
- Beautiful.
226
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Thank you.
227
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:38,711
Oh, my God, you guys.
I needed this so much.
228
00:13:38,745 --> 00:13:40,546
This is like a middle school
sleep over again.
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00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:43,148
Oh, my God, we're, like,
college friends now.
230
00:13:43,549 --> 00:13:47,052
Oh, my God, we're like the three best bitches ever.
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Oh, forever bitch.
232
00:13:50,155 --> 00:13:53,325
Oh, my God. I, like, thought that
I would really stay in high school.
233
00:13:53,358 --> 00:13:55,093
- No.
- It just came back.
234
00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:57,697
Yeah, yeah, I can see that.
235
00:13:57,730 --> 00:14:02,167
And I think that's my cue to get
some PB&J tacos started.
236
00:14:04,503 --> 00:14:09,174
Oh, my God, I have wanted peanut
butter for like the last hour
237
00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:12,277
and now Court
just went to go get some.
238
00:14:12,311 --> 00:14:13,479
What?
239
00:14:15,581 --> 00:14:18,050
Who's ever even heard of that?
240
00:14:23,355 --> 00:14:24,791
- Hey, bitch.
- Yeah, bitch?
241
00:14:24,824 --> 00:14:27,559
- We're best friends.
- Aw, forever bitch.
242
00:15:06,833 --> 00:15:10,602
- Hey, dude, you good?
- Yup.
243
00:15:12,204 --> 00:15:13,272
You sure?
244
00:15:15,307 --> 00:15:17,142
I actually need you guys
to leave.
245
00:15:17,543 --> 00:15:19,144
You got it, boss.
246
00:15:19,812 --> 00:15:25,617
Hey, hey, Rachel, get up.
247
00:15:25,652 --> 00:15:27,052
We gotta go.
248
00:16:12,899 --> 00:16:16,335
So, what did you want
to talk about?
249
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,839
Thanksgiving break.
250
00:16:21,908 --> 00:16:25,878
I should waste you right here,
right now. I should waste you.
251
00:16:31,718 --> 00:16:36,288
What about Thanksgiving break,
did you want to talk about?
252
00:16:36,321 --> 00:16:37,690
Yeah, it would...
253
00:16:37,724 --> 00:16:40,559
Have you ever like looked
at one pulp individually?
254
00:16:40,592 --> 00:16:44,563
- What the fuck, Steve?
- Oh. Dan sucks.
255
00:16:44,596 --> 00:16:46,431
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
256
00:16:47,332 --> 00:16:48,233
Am I dead?
257
00:16:57,275 --> 00:17:00,379
I don't know.
Fuck it, I hate this game. Oh, God.
258
00:17:00,412 --> 00:17:04,483
Yay, that's fucking gross.
259
00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:13,793
- You know, all my friends at school want to meet you...
- Hey, thank you for this.
260
00:17:15,327 --> 00:17:17,496
I really missed you.
261
00:17:25,537 --> 00:17:27,539
Why did you do that?
262
00:17:28,741 --> 00:17:30,475
Because I wanted to.
263
00:17:32,577 --> 00:17:34,179
Okay.
264
00:17:57,469 --> 00:17:59,604
- Is this okay?
- Yeah.
265
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:18,991
First, I have to say, that the
reason I didn't say anything myself
266
00:18:19,025 --> 00:18:21,961
is because I felt you
didn't want to talk about it.
267
00:18:22,762 --> 00:18:25,430
I mean, the next day we sort of
just made awkward small talk,
268
00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:26,933
went to our respective
Thanksgivings,
269
00:18:26,966 --> 00:18:29,434
and the next time we saw each other
it was like nothing had happened.
270
00:18:29,468 --> 00:18:31,403
I didn't want to push.
271
00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:33,371
But I think you're right.
272
00:18:34,372 --> 00:18:36,475
This is good to talk about.
273
00:18:37,043 --> 00:18:41,613
And we need to explore why it happened
because if I am being honest...
274
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,831
You know, those things
aren't a 100% accurate.
275
00:19:08,607 --> 00:19:13,378
Okay, so...
276
00:19:15,347 --> 00:19:19,018
Obviously, whatever happens,
I support your choice.
277
00:19:23,388 --> 00:19:26,058
- What do you...
- I'm getting an abortion.
278
00:19:26,092 --> 00:19:27,627
Okay.
279
00:19:34,100 --> 00:19:36,068
- Do you want to talk about alternatives?
- No.
280
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:37,335
Okay.
281
00:19:39,404 --> 00:19:42,942
So, what's the deal then? Is it
like I drive you to a place?
282
00:19:44,110 --> 00:19:46,378
- Like a clinic?
- Yeah, yeah, I think that's an option
283
00:19:46,411 --> 00:19:48,714
or I think there's like a pill.
284
00:19:48,748 --> 00:19:51,684
You mean Plan B? I think,
that's a next day sort of thing.
285
00:19:51,717 --> 00:19:53,886
No, an abortion pill,
not Plan B.
286
00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:57,857
- Okay, but isn't Plan B kind of an abortion pill?
- No.
287
00:19:57,890 --> 00:19:59,424
They're different things.
They do different things.
288
00:19:59,457 --> 00:20:01,694
Okay, but like I'm sure I've heard before
that Plan B is basically an abor...
289
00:20:01,727 --> 00:20:04,664
Yeah,
that probably was in church.
290
00:20:04,697 --> 00:20:07,499
Okay, so, obviously, we are not
going to involve church with this.
291
00:20:07,532 --> 00:20:10,102
- Yes, yes, yes, yup.
- Okay.
292
00:20:10,136 --> 00:20:14,941
No anesthesia, pro.
Cramping's worse, con.
293
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:19,411
- Feels like a miscarriage, pro.
- Pro?
294
00:20:19,444 --> 00:20:22,081
Nausea, vomiting,
diarrhea, weakness.
295
00:20:22,114 --> 00:20:24,616
It's not like a big scary
artificial thing. you know.
296
00:20:24,650 --> 00:20:26,986
Yeah, no, yeah,
that makes sense totally.
297
00:20:27,019 --> 00:20:29,521
It's just a miscarriage.
I'm sorry, it skeeves me out.
298
00:20:29,554 --> 00:20:32,792
Miscarriages skeeve you out
but you're fine with abortions?
299
00:20:32,825 --> 00:20:35,795
No. I am clearly
abortions should be legal
300
00:20:35,828 --> 00:20:38,731
and everything
and miscarriages happen.
301
00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:41,100
But I guess,
the words just feel heavy.
302
00:20:42,168 --> 00:20:45,137
So, you're saying I should call
this thou which shall not be named?
303
00:20:45,171 --> 00:20:46,973
I'm saying, yes.
304
00:20:47,006 --> 00:20:49,108
I'm saying you should call it
Lord Voldemort.
305
00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:58,050
Okay, so here's what it is.
I need to do it.
306
00:21:00,152 --> 00:21:01,787
I can't...
307
00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:06,893
I want the abortion to stay
at the doctor's office.
308
00:21:06,926 --> 00:21:09,095
One-time visit,
surgical, for sure.
309
00:21:09,762 --> 00:21:12,798
- Okay, surgical abortion.
- Yeah.
310
00:21:12,832 --> 00:21:14,734
I will drive you to and from.
311
00:21:15,600 --> 00:21:17,670
And I want you
in the procedure with me.
312
00:21:18,137 --> 00:21:21,573
- Okay, totally.
- Good.
313
00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,577
We got this.
314
00:21:30,683 --> 00:21:32,417
So should I go then?
315
00:21:33,219 --> 00:21:35,955
Like just let us be alone
to process for a bit?
316
00:21:36,621 --> 00:21:37,890
Okay.
317
00:21:48,734 --> 00:21:53,005
Or you know what, it doesn't
have to be a big deal.
318
00:21:55,808 --> 00:21:56,976
Poor Rudolph.
319
00:21:57,009 --> 00:22:00,545
Where most reindeers' noses
are brownish and tiny...
320
00:22:00,578 --> 00:22:04,516
So, apparently,
Connor, has a girlfriend now.
321
00:22:05,785 --> 00:22:09,454
Really? Poor girl.
322
00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:14,727
How does that work if you're
the only one he doesn't hate?
323
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:17,229
Apparently, he likes a lot
of people in New York.
324
00:22:17,263 --> 00:22:20,199
Does that mean he's not a total
prick to people in New York?
325
00:22:20,232 --> 00:22:21,767
Maybe. I...
326
00:22:21,801 --> 00:22:26,005
Look, he doesn't have a ton of elementary
school bullies there or anything.
327
00:22:26,038 --> 00:22:29,709
Bitch! Bitch. Why have you not
answered your phone?
328
00:22:29,742 --> 00:22:31,944
Jesus, I don't know.
It's over there.
329
00:22:31,978 --> 00:22:32,845
Have you talked to Dan?
330
00:22:33,713 --> 00:22:36,849
No, we're not exactly
on speaking terms.
331
00:22:36,882 --> 00:22:39,652
- Somebody died on him.
- What?
332
00:22:39,685 --> 00:22:40,920
On his plane ride home
last night,
333
00:22:40,953 --> 00:22:43,555
the woman sitting next to him,
literally, died on top of him.
334
00:22:43,588 --> 00:22:44,991
- What the fuck?
- Right?
335
00:22:45,658 --> 00:22:48,127
- Hey, hi, Steve.
- Rachel, hey.
336
00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:48,995
Did you have
a great first semester?
337
00:22:49,028 --> 00:22:51,197
I did,
I actually pledged a sorority.
338
00:22:51,230 --> 00:22:52,832
- Tell me every single detail about it.
- Do I look different?
339
00:22:52,865 --> 00:22:54,200
- Because I feel like I kind of look like one of those...
- You guys. Steve...
340
00:22:54,233 --> 00:22:56,601
- You look like one of those girls.
- I totally loved your glasses.
341
00:22:56,635 --> 00:22:57,535
Do you want to do a frat?
342
00:22:57,569 --> 00:22:59,638
Shut the fuck up both of you,
seriously.
343
00:22:59,672 --> 00:23:02,641
And, Rachel, start talking again and
it better be about this Dan thing.
344
00:23:02,675 --> 00:23:04,609
If you utter a single
Greek letter I swear to God.
345
00:23:04,643 --> 00:23:07,646
Alright,
so apparently this old woman,
346
00:23:07,680 --> 00:23:09,348
like, sits next to Dan
on his flight home.
347
00:23:09,382 --> 00:23:12,617
And she doesn't really like say much,
just sort of lays back and goes to sleep.
348
00:23:12,651 --> 00:23:14,286
At some point during the flight,
she shifts over
349
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:16,655
and is, like,
sleeping on Dan's shoulder.
350
00:23:16,689 --> 00:23:18,891
But Dan's such a sweetheart,
he doesn't say anything.
351
00:23:18,924 --> 00:23:20,760
But then the plane lands
and she still hasn't moved
352
00:23:20,793 --> 00:23:23,195
so he tries to like wake her up
and she doesn't move.
353
00:23:23,229 --> 00:23:24,730
And then a whole bunch
of other shit happened
354
00:23:24,764 --> 00:23:28,600
but the end result was that she
literally died on top of Dan's shoulder!
355
00:23:28,634 --> 00:23:30,836
What the fuck?
I have to text him!
356
00:23:30,870 --> 00:23:33,973
- Yeah, you do!
- Uh, I think I am going to duck out.
357
00:23:34,006 --> 00:23:36,275
- I will see you later.
- Yes.
358
00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:38,044
- Nice to see you, Steve.
- You, too.
359
00:23:38,077 --> 00:23:41,881
Oh, my God,
a woman died on top of Dan.
360
00:23:41,914 --> 00:23:44,616
She perished and our friend
was freakin' underneath her.
361
00:24:21,754 --> 00:24:25,991
- Since when do you run?
- I started at school.
362
00:24:26,025 --> 00:24:30,262
Gotta keep stress down,
get in shape and all that.
363
00:24:32,264 --> 00:24:33,598
Well, it doesn't suit you
364
00:24:33,632 --> 00:24:36,235
and also you've left me waiting
in this unbearably chilly weather
365
00:24:36,268 --> 00:24:37,470
when I have something
to tell you.
366
00:24:37,503 --> 00:24:40,106
Why... didn't you just wait
in your car? Or go in my house?
367
00:24:40,139 --> 00:24:41,974
- You know my mom will let you...
- Alright, Steve, focus, Steve.
368
00:24:42,007 --> 00:24:45,244
Oh, my God, it's like
this whole A.D.D generation.
369
00:24:45,277 --> 00:24:48,013
I mean, you're talking to me
about houses and cars and weather
370
00:24:48,047 --> 00:24:50,716
and we're trying to discuss
my brilliant, fucking idea.
371
00:24:54,420 --> 00:24:57,723
Ugh, fine,
you're no fucking fun anymore.
372
00:24:57,756 --> 00:25:00,759
Oh, I almost don't want to tell you my
idea but it's brilliant so I'm going to.
373
00:25:00,793 --> 00:25:03,863
Okay, so you and I
are going to throw an awesome
374
00:25:03,896 --> 00:25:06,966
like burn-the-house-down-type
New Year's party
375
00:25:06,999 --> 00:25:08,968
and invite everybody
from high school.
376
00:25:09,435 --> 00:25:13,205
There... There... There are so many
things wrong with what you just said.
377
00:25:13,239 --> 00:25:15,875
- Like grammatically?
- Mm-hm.
378
00:25:15,908 --> 00:25:18,410
You hate the people we went to high
school with and they kinda hate you back.
379
00:25:18,444 --> 00:25:21,780
Yeah, that's why I need you
and when people inevitably ask,
380
00:25:21,814 --> 00:25:26,852
just tell them, my parents won't be
there, it's gonna be cool and fun.
381
00:25:28,154 --> 00:25:31,390
- Will it?
- Presumably, ugh, if people come.
382
00:25:34,894 --> 00:25:37,897
- I'll think about it.
- Yes, Stevey boy.
383
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:40,132
- Thank you, thank you.
- Stop it, stop it. Get off me.
384
00:25:40,166 --> 00:25:43,869
Okay, okay, okay, this is what
the invitation looks like.
385
00:25:44,270 --> 00:25:45,804
Feast.
386
00:25:45,838 --> 00:25:48,073
- You're sending out physical invitations?
- Mm.
387
00:25:48,107 --> 00:25:50,376
Everyone expects me to be that
weird fucker from high school
388
00:25:50,409 --> 00:25:52,811
so I am going to live up
to those expectations.
389
00:25:52,845 --> 00:25:55,014
Plus, this is hilarious,
read it.
390
00:25:56,348 --> 00:25:59,985
"Hello, I am writing to you
with two related intentions.
391
00:26:00,452 --> 00:26:02,488
Firstly, I wish to inform.
392
00:26:02,521 --> 00:26:04,924
There is to be a social
gathering at my residence
393
00:26:04,957 --> 00:26:07,927
on December the 31st
to usher in the New Year.
394
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:11,363
My second intention,
having finished informing, is to invite.
395
00:26:11,397 --> 00:26:17,169
Yes, you, lucky individual, are encouraged
to be present on the night of the 31st.
396
00:26:17,203 --> 00:26:20,839
I hope to see you there or not, whatever.
I don't give a fuck.
397
00:26:20,873 --> 00:26:24,777
But please come, booze is free.
Love, Connor Dawes."
398
00:26:24,810 --> 00:26:28,147
- Some people really never change.
- Here you're invited.
399
00:26:28,180 --> 00:26:31,884
Yay. So we're going, right?
400
00:26:31,917 --> 00:26:33,452
Do you want to?
401
00:26:33,485 --> 00:26:38,123
I mean, fuck Connor, obviously
but free alcohol.
402
00:26:38,157 --> 00:26:40,960
Plus, I get a chance to see
all the people from high school
403
00:26:40,993 --> 00:26:45,164
that I want to but you know
just not enough to like try.
404
00:26:47,066 --> 00:26:49,335
I guess, we're going
to Connor Dawes's party.
405
00:26:51,203 --> 00:26:55,341
- Cool with you, Court?
- Yeah, dude, yeah, obviously.
406
00:26:55,374 --> 00:27:00,312
- Do you have any matches?
- Yes, inside by the fireplace.
407
00:27:00,346 --> 00:27:01,380
Dope.
408
00:27:01,413 --> 00:27:03,349
Be sure my mom
doesn't hear you, though.
409
00:27:03,382 --> 00:27:05,384
Sneaky Court on the job!
410
00:27:15,894 --> 00:27:19,064
It'll be fun to see people
at a real party, right?
411
00:27:19,098 --> 00:27:22,101
Yeah, it'll be cool to see
some of the old crew.
412
00:27:22,134 --> 00:27:25,237
I hope it's like a full-blown rager.
413
00:27:25,271 --> 00:27:29,508
Oh, my God, I want to see
Laurie King black out.
414
00:27:29,541 --> 00:27:31,777
Oh, God.
415
00:27:35,147 --> 00:27:37,583
Ugh, I can't believe
we're smoking again.
416
00:27:37,616 --> 00:27:38,951
It makes Court happy.
417
00:27:38,984 --> 00:27:41,787
Yeah, but what the hell
did we do for fun in high school?
418
00:27:43,589 --> 00:27:44,957
We hung out.
419
00:27:44,990 --> 00:27:47,426
Can you imagine if the three of us
went to college together, though?
420
00:27:48,394 --> 00:27:50,963
That would be unbelievable.
421
00:27:51,964 --> 00:27:54,533
What up, Mother-Forkers!
Let's flipping do this ish!
422
00:27:55,601 --> 00:27:58,871
Nope. Yeah!
423
00:28:00,406 --> 00:28:03,575
Oh, my God, like, one semester
of college, what did this girl do?
424
00:28:03,609 --> 00:28:06,578
- Who is this?
- It cannot possibly be dishwasher safe.
425
00:28:06,612 --> 00:28:10,449
Every year,
it's up to me, swear to God.
426
00:28:10,482 --> 00:28:13,585
Yeah, I mean, they have to take,
like, Ativan to go on planes.
427
00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:15,988
So like, there's no way
they're coming up here.
428
00:28:16,021 --> 00:28:21,026
I'm the only one who's willing
to do this freaking thing.
429
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:23,062
Well, I am happy to help.
430
00:28:23,095 --> 00:28:27,299
Any excuse to get me on a roof
and look upon suburbia.
431
00:28:27,333 --> 00:28:28,334
Ooh. Yes.
432
00:28:31,203 --> 00:28:34,106
You're going to Connor's thing,
though? Yeah?
433
00:28:34,139 --> 00:28:38,544
Yes, yes, yes, it feels like
a lot of people are despite
434
00:28:38,577 --> 00:28:41,113
its direct association
with the ass hole king himself.
435
00:28:41,146 --> 00:28:43,615
- I know, I'm surprised.
- Yeah.
436
00:28:43,650 --> 00:28:45,617
- Yeah.
- It's weird.
437
00:28:45,652 --> 00:28:47,453
But whatever.
438
00:28:48,454 --> 00:28:51,290
Are you two...
Do you still feel close?
439
00:28:51,323 --> 00:28:53,058
Oh, yeah, totally.
440
00:28:53,092 --> 00:28:54,460
I mean, his heart's definitely
in New York
441
00:28:54,493 --> 00:28:57,429
but you know him, he kinda...
He just talks about New York a lot
442
00:28:57,463 --> 00:28:59,632
because he likes to talk
about the fact
443
00:28:59,666 --> 00:29:03,636
that he's in, oh, New York,
at an Ivy League no less, oh-ho.
444
00:29:03,670 --> 00:29:05,971
But does it still feel
like high school?
445
00:29:07,674 --> 00:29:09,575
Do you think things feel
different between us?
446
00:29:09,608 --> 00:29:12,244
No, no, not between us, no.
We're good.
447
00:29:12,712 --> 00:29:18,651
Uh, I just, honestly, I just...
I feel like we're even closer
448
00:29:18,685 --> 00:29:20,653
than we were in high school,
you know?
449
00:29:20,687 --> 00:29:22,254
- Yeah.
- Pointy?
450
00:29:22,287 --> 00:29:23,155
Oh!
451
00:29:24,623 --> 00:29:28,628
Oh, speaking of which, our Lord
Voldemort is all set for January 5th.
452
00:29:29,995 --> 00:29:33,599
Why would you say that?
Uh, I was having a nice time.
453
00:29:33,633 --> 00:29:35,434
- Uh...
- What?
454
00:29:35,467 --> 00:29:42,040
I just... Look, I just... I... I just... I feel
like we're really good at being around each other.
455
00:29:42,074 --> 00:29:46,545
Well, yeah, obviously,
but it's like I have always said, Steve,
456
00:29:46,578 --> 00:29:50,616
my love for you manifests itself in
making you feel very uncomfortable.
457
00:29:51,283 --> 00:29:53,152
- And like you've always said...
- That that's fucked up.
458
00:29:53,185 --> 00:29:54,987
- It's really fucked up, yes.
- Pointy.
459
00:29:57,156 --> 00:29:59,358
I mean,
it's not as fucked up as,
460
00:29:59,391 --> 00:30:03,095
say impregnating your friend of ten years.
It's not that fucked up...
461
00:30:03,128 --> 00:30:05,531
Oh, my God, I am going
to jump off this God damn roof.
462
00:30:05,564 --> 00:30:07,667
I'm trying to tell you
something real here.
463
00:30:12,971 --> 00:30:16,709
Amy, um, since high school ended and especially
once you and Dan broke up, I just feel like...
464
00:30:16,743 --> 00:30:21,113
- Uh...
- No, Steve, I know. It's great. Everything's great.
465
00:30:21,146 --> 00:30:23,282
And, I mean,
Dan's a perfect example.
466
00:30:23,315 --> 00:30:25,685
I mean, with certain people
like you and him, it's just...
467
00:30:26,285 --> 00:30:28,053
You pick up right
where you left off.
468
00:30:28,086 --> 00:30:29,521
- You and Dan?
- That's...
469
00:30:30,757 --> 00:30:33,325
Yeah,
we've been texting a little.
470
00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:36,361
I thought you hated him.
471
00:30:36,395 --> 00:30:40,165
Um, I realized that hate
in this context means that,
472
00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:43,302
you know,
you have really strong feelings
473
00:30:43,335 --> 00:30:45,237
and nowhere to direct them
474
00:30:45,270 --> 00:30:48,574
so what comes out is
a hate-like synthetic, you know?
475
00:30:51,443 --> 00:30:53,312
Did you hear someone died
on him?
476
00:30:53,345 --> 00:30:56,315
Yeah, I was there
when the telling happened.
477
00:30:56,348 --> 00:30:59,719
I don't know, man. I'm just really
impressed with how he's handled everything.
478
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:02,087
I mean, that's traumatic,
you know?
479
00:31:02,120 --> 00:31:03,455
It shows a certain maturity.
480
00:31:03,489 --> 00:31:05,424
Still couldn't handle
a long-distance relationship.
481
00:31:05,457 --> 00:31:07,760
Okay,
those are hard for anybody.
482
00:31:07,794 --> 00:31:11,731
Some people manage.
This is the last of the lights.
483
00:31:11,764 --> 00:31:13,666
What the fuck? What,
you didn't even need these?
484
00:31:13,700 --> 00:31:16,335
What am I doing?
What am I doing up here?
485
00:31:16,368 --> 00:31:17,436
Keeping me company.
486
00:31:17,469 --> 00:31:21,273
Oh, my God, Steven,
this is like tedious torture.
487
00:31:23,676 --> 00:31:25,143
Hey!
488
00:31:27,814 --> 00:31:29,448
- Nice!
- Scoot.
489
00:31:35,287 --> 00:31:36,789
Yeah,
now it feels like Christmas.
490
00:31:36,823 --> 00:31:37,724
Yeah.
491
00:31:39,826 --> 00:31:42,695
Your family's not really
that scared of heights?
492
00:31:42,729 --> 00:31:44,764
- Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
- No.
493
00:31:44,797 --> 00:31:49,101
My...
My Dad if he sees, no joke,
494
00:31:49,134 --> 00:31:52,437
if he sees a Goodyear blimp
go by, he gets a little woozy.
495
00:31:52,471 --> 00:31:55,474
- It's...
- That's not real.
496
00:31:55,507 --> 00:32:00,078
♪ They lay keeping their sheep ♪
497
00:32:00,112 --> 00:32:04,349
♪ On a cold winter's night ♪
498
00:32:04,383 --> 00:32:08,520
♪ That was so deep ♪
499
00:32:08,554 --> 00:32:13,091
♪ Noel, Noel, Noel, Noel ♪
500
00:32:13,125 --> 00:32:15,828
I get a knock on the door,
and it's the freakin' pizza guy.
501
00:32:15,862 --> 00:32:17,864
I didn't even know
they delivered pizza that late.
502
00:32:17,897 --> 00:32:19,097
The whole Perez family
was behind me
503
00:32:19,131 --> 00:32:21,634
watching me trying to figure out
how to bribe the pizza guy.
504
00:32:21,668 --> 00:32:25,838
♪ Born is the King of Israel ♪
505
00:32:25,872 --> 00:32:29,842
♪ And they looked up ♪
506
00:32:29,876 --> 00:32:33,078
♪ And saw a star ♪
507
00:32:34,613 --> 00:32:38,383
♪ Shining in the East ♪
508
00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:42,655
♪ Beyond them far ♪
509
00:32:42,689 --> 00:32:47,225
♪ And to the earth ♪
510
00:32:47,259 --> 00:32:51,296
♪ It gave great light ♪
511
00:32:51,330 --> 00:32:55,702
♪ And so it continued ♪
512
00:32:55,735 --> 00:32:59,739
♪ Both day and night ♪
513
00:32:59,772 --> 00:33:04,409
♪ Noel, Noel ♪
514
00:33:04,443 --> 00:33:08,413
♪ Noel, Noel ♪
515
00:33:09,381 --> 00:33:16,388
♪ Born is the King of Israel ♪
516
00:33:16,923 --> 00:33:21,393
♪ Noel, Noel ♪
517
00:33:21,426 --> 00:33:27,566
♪ Noel, Noel ♪
518
00:33:28,567 --> 00:33:32,471
♪ Born is the King ♪
519
00:33:32,504 --> 00:33:36,441
♪ Of Israel ♪
520
00:33:50,823 --> 00:33:51,824
Oh.
521
00:33:52,892 --> 00:33:55,327
Wow,
bacon-scented air fresheners.
522
00:33:55,795 --> 00:33:59,632
This is incredible
and absolutely from Court.
523
00:33:59,666 --> 00:34:01,366
- How'd you know?
- Let me see.
524
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,602
Okay, this is for me.
525
00:34:03,636 --> 00:34:05,938
And I can already tell
it's from Steve
526
00:34:05,972 --> 00:34:08,941
because I have seen this
wrapping paper in your house.
527
00:34:08,975 --> 00:34:10,375
These are disgusting.
528
00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:12,611
No, dude, they like actually
smell like bacon.
529
00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:13,846
Yeah, no, I get that.
530
00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,649
Oh, my God, are you serious?
531
00:34:16,683 --> 00:34:18,216
Is this a toaster?
532
00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:21,219
No more half-warmed dining
hall toast for you.
533
00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:25,424
Oh, my God, this is amazing.
534
00:34:25,457 --> 00:34:27,526
Seriously, the best gift ever.
535
00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:30,495
Um, how did you get a toaster
for under ten dollars?
536
00:34:31,496 --> 00:34:34,767
I didn't,
it was a little bit more
537
00:34:34,801 --> 00:34:36,769
but I...
I was going to get it anyway
538
00:34:36,803 --> 00:34:39,371
so, like, I just kinda made it
my secret Santa gift.
539
00:34:39,404 --> 00:34:40,707
In a sense,
I was just being cheap.
540
00:34:40,740 --> 00:34:43,375
Yeah, in a truer sense,
you blatantly cheated.
541
00:34:43,408 --> 00:34:44,844
- Oh, To-mae-to, to-mah-to.
- I didn't get a toaster.
542
00:34:44,877 --> 00:34:46,679
- I have a tic-tac, this is five dollars.
- To-mah-to?
543
00:34:46,713 --> 00:34:49,548
Whatever, I will cover the cost
if it makes you happy.
544
00:34:49,581 --> 00:34:51,684
- Thank you.
- I am just so psyched to have this.
545
00:34:51,718 --> 00:34:53,218
You're most welcome.
546
00:34:53,251 --> 00:34:56,656
You know, I don't know I've ever
actually met someone that says to-mah-to.
547
00:34:56,689 --> 00:34:58,290
- Is that like a British thing?
- I'm getting cold.
548
00:34:58,323 --> 00:35:00,793
- Can we go inside?
- Yeah, basement?
549
00:35:00,827 --> 00:35:02,829
Oh, yes, hello!
550
00:35:02,862 --> 00:35:06,999
The queen would like to put an
order in for some to-mah-toes!
551
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:09,702
- No, that sounds weird.
- Yeah, Court, that was all weird.
552
00:35:09,736 --> 00:35:11,303
- Ready?
- You got it?
553
00:35:11,336 --> 00:35:13,371
Hot chocolate?
You're not making sense, Steve!
554
00:35:13,405 --> 00:35:15,607
Oh, my goodness.
555
00:35:15,641 --> 00:35:17,476
I can't believe
you're telling me this.
556
00:35:18,811 --> 00:35:21,981
Oh, fudge that's good, thank you.
This is... I love this.
557
00:35:22,648 --> 00:35:27,653
So have you heard the flipping BS
coming out of Steve's face right now?
558
00:35:27,687 --> 00:35:30,757
Oh, look, I just told her that
I hadn't smoked at college.
559
00:35:30,790 --> 00:35:32,457
She had a conniption about it.
560
00:35:32,491 --> 00:35:34,961
You're getting so high tonight,
Hudgens.
561
00:35:34,994 --> 00:35:37,730
You're going to get high
as an astronaut's kite.
562
00:35:37,764 --> 00:35:39,598
- Oh, that's Dan!
- Dan's coming?
563
00:35:39,632 --> 00:35:42,567
Yeah, I told him that he could hang
out for a while before the party.
564
00:35:57,415 --> 00:35:58,851
- Hey, Steve.
- What's up?
565
00:35:58,885 --> 00:36:01,486
Have you ever talked to Amy
about Dan?
566
00:36:02,121 --> 00:36:04,824
I mean, they dated for a while.
He came up.
567
00:36:04,857 --> 00:36:08,360
Yeah, you know, have you ever
like explored your own emotions?
568
00:36:08,393 --> 00:36:09,427
Maybe why you may
have certain feelings about...
569
00:36:09,461 --> 00:36:10,897
Wow,
you know what would be dope?
570
00:36:10,930 --> 00:36:13,900
Playing this game.
Let's do it, Steve.
571
00:36:13,933 --> 00:36:17,103
- This looks awesome.
- No, I love your mom.
572
00:36:17,136 --> 00:36:19,639
I would come over
just to hang out with her.
573
00:36:19,672 --> 00:36:21,808
- Well, she loves you.
- Dan.
574
00:36:21,841 --> 00:36:25,077
Court, my friend,
ugh, never changed.
575
00:36:25,111 --> 00:36:28,014
- Oh, for you, never.
- Rachel, always a pleasure.
576
00:36:28,047 --> 00:36:30,315
- Nice to see you, Dan.
- Steve!
577
00:36:31,117 --> 00:36:33,753
- How you liking college?
- Uh, yeah, love it. It's great.
578
00:36:33,786 --> 00:36:35,387
- You?
- Incredible, yeah.
579
00:36:35,420 --> 00:36:36,656
Definitely a great semester.
580
00:36:36,689 --> 00:36:37,990
It's good to be home though,
right?
581
00:36:38,024 --> 00:36:40,993
- Yeah, right.
- Dan, sit.
582
00:36:41,661 --> 00:36:44,329
Uh, here, take my spot. I gotta go.
583
00:36:44,831 --> 00:36:45,932
Oh.
584
00:36:46,899 --> 00:36:48,868
- Uh...
- Where you going?
585
00:36:48,901 --> 00:36:51,003
Connor, he, uh just texted me
586
00:36:51,037 --> 00:36:53,906
and he said that he wants some
help setting up for tonight.
587
00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:55,975
Dude, what the fuck? I thought
we were supposed to pre-game.
588
00:36:56,008 --> 00:36:57,576
I'll see you later tonight.
589
00:36:57,609 --> 00:37:01,814
I will see all of you tonight,
okay?
590
00:37:08,087 --> 00:37:12,725
Dan, Daniel, Danny boy,
tell me everything about this plane ride.
591
00:37:12,758 --> 00:37:15,161
Oh, it was actually
world changing.
592
00:37:29,175 --> 00:37:35,681
Alright, we are almost ready
593
00:37:35,715 --> 00:37:37,616
for a kick-ass party.
594
00:37:37,650 --> 00:37:40,152
Almost. We're almost there.
595
00:37:40,186 --> 00:37:43,890
I fear the alcohol
may have been poisoned.
596
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:45,925
What?
597
00:37:46,726 --> 00:37:48,961
Come, we must taste test it all.
598
00:37:50,730 --> 00:37:54,033
Connor, that's... stupid! We'll be
blacked out before the party even starts.
599
00:37:54,066 --> 00:37:57,103
Price I am willing to pay if
it means my guests are safe.
600
00:37:57,136 --> 00:37:59,537
None shall be poisoned
this night!
601
00:38:01,240 --> 00:38:02,440
What's first?
602
00:38:08,214 --> 00:38:11,918
♪ Deck the halls
With boughs of holly ♪
603
00:38:11,951 --> 00:38:13,986
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
604
00:38:14,020 --> 00:38:16,956
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
605
00:38:16,989 --> 00:38:19,692
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
606
00:38:19,725 --> 00:38:22,728
♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪
607
00:38:22,762 --> 00:38:25,231
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
608
00:38:25,264 --> 00:38:28,200
♪ Fill the mead cup
Drain the barrel ♪
609
00:38:28,234 --> 00:38:30,803
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
610
00:38:34,206 --> 00:38:37,542
♪ Fast away
The old year passes ♪
611
00:38:37,575 --> 00:38:39,477
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
612
00:38:40,112 --> 00:38:43,015
♪ Hail the new
Ye lads and lasses ♪
613
00:38:43,049 --> 00:38:45,785
♪ Fa, la, la, la, la
La, la, la, la ♪
614
00:38:53,759 --> 00:38:55,861
There are reasons to look hot
other than just to have sex.
615
00:38:55,895 --> 00:39:00,900
Rachel, oh, my God, I'm one 100% positive
that you think that's true, okay?
616
00:39:00,933 --> 00:39:02,668
Yo, Dan, heads up.
617
00:39:03,703 --> 00:39:07,039
- Go, go, go, go, go!
- Oh, Dan.
618
00:39:09,241 --> 00:39:11,010
Oh, wow!
619
00:39:13,713 --> 00:39:16,148
Oh, shit's about to get trashy.
620
00:39:16,816 --> 00:39:20,820
Court-Amy-Rachel-Dan!
Welcome to my little shindig.
621
00:39:20,853 --> 00:39:24,556
Alright, bar's over there.
Bathroom down there.
622
00:39:24,589 --> 00:39:27,960
Pretty sure I saw some gentle
ladies and a circle of blow.
623
00:39:27,994 --> 00:39:29,762
Sorority ambrosia,
am I right, Rach?
624
00:39:29,795 --> 00:39:32,530
Everyone, make yourself at home.
625
00:39:32,564 --> 00:39:34,000
- Yes.
- Thanks for having us.
626
00:39:34,033 --> 00:39:36,268
Yes, keep up the squats, Dan!
627
00:39:38,270 --> 00:39:40,706
Alright, Connor, this is
actually very impressive.
628
00:39:40,740 --> 00:39:44,076
Yes, I am an impressive individual
and flattery will get you nowhere.
629
00:39:45,311 --> 00:39:47,246
And I see
you're still an asshole.
630
00:39:49,048 --> 00:39:51,583
And I see you're still
an irredeemable cunt.
631
00:39:54,720 --> 00:39:56,722
So glad Steve has both of us
in his life.
632
00:39:56,756 --> 00:39:58,057
I'll drink to that.
633
00:39:58,090 --> 00:40:00,626
Vodka cranberry
is your preferred poison?
634
00:40:01,093 --> 00:40:03,696
- Yes.
- Cheers.
635
00:40:08,100 --> 00:40:09,601
Has some kick to it.
636
00:40:10,069 --> 00:40:12,972
- What are you drinking?
- Oh, this is water.
637
00:40:13,005 --> 00:40:16,242
But, uh... But I thought I brushed up
against you and felt something kicking.
638
00:40:20,312 --> 00:40:24,316
Okay, wow, enjoy the party, Am!
639
00:40:24,350 --> 00:40:28,187
- Is that Amy Bruckner!
- No, it's not.
640
00:40:29,989 --> 00:40:33,325
- So much money for such a small thing...
- I know.
641
00:40:33,359 --> 00:40:34,960
And he could have
just shaved it.
642
00:40:35,361 --> 00:40:37,129
- Hey.
- Hey.
643
00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:45,271
- You okay?
- Yeah, yeah, um, pour me something.
644
00:40:45,304 --> 00:40:48,040
Classic? Just like high school.
645
00:40:49,375 --> 00:40:50,709
What does that even mean?
646
00:40:50,743 --> 00:40:53,611
Steve, Steve, Steve, Steve.
Look, okay, all I'm saying is that
647
00:40:53,646 --> 00:40:55,714
people expect me
to be this reliable stoner
648
00:40:55,748 --> 00:40:59,718
so that they can get high and not have to
confront how different it is being back.
649
00:40:59,752 --> 00:41:04,356
- I think you're projecting.
- Okay, yeah, I am projecting.
650
00:41:04,390 --> 00:41:09,295
Steve over here who just casually
brings up that he hasn't smoked
651
00:41:09,328 --> 00:41:13,265
since high school while we're at
Amy's, completely unwarranted.
652
00:41:13,299 --> 00:41:16,068
Isn't that the point
of this break?
653
00:41:17,303 --> 00:41:20,239
To... Or this party? To see
how everyone else has changed?
654
00:41:20,272 --> 00:41:21,807
No, no, no,
655
00:41:21,841 --> 00:41:27,780
what I think is that everyone comes
here to show how much they've changed.
656
00:41:27,813 --> 00:41:32,151
You know, like, we've all gone to
college and experimented with sex
657
00:41:32,184 --> 00:41:35,988
and drugs and politics
and we just kind of hope
658
00:41:36,021 --> 00:41:38,257
that everybody else from
high school has stayed the same
659
00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:41,360
because then we look cool
in comparison.
660
00:41:42,428 --> 00:41:47,066
- Still, shouldn't this be a time to explore...
- No!
661
00:41:47,099 --> 00:41:51,770
No, no, no.
This is a break, Steven.
662
00:41:51,804 --> 00:41:55,975
None of that going back
to the previous step stuff.
663
00:41:56,008 --> 00:41:58,844
You know, I don't get...
I don't get this whole,
664
00:41:58,878 --> 00:42:02,915
I want to go back to high school
and like re-do it mind-set.
665
00:42:02,948 --> 00:42:06,418
You know, we have so much ahead
of us that we haven't learned yet.
666
00:42:06,452 --> 00:42:09,922
I don't want to be
on my deathbed like, oh,
667
00:42:09,955 --> 00:42:15,027
if only I had one last chance
at assisted living
668
00:42:15,060 --> 00:42:19,198
just to do it again
and really get it right.
669
00:42:23,969 --> 00:42:29,141
What if there is something in the
previous step that you can't get past?
670
00:42:30,476 --> 00:42:32,344
Do I ignore that?
671
00:43:09,515 --> 00:43:14,186
Okay, Steve, I have no idea
what you're talking about
672
00:43:15,187 --> 00:43:19,024
but if it's really
bugging you that much,
673
00:43:20,025 --> 00:43:23,262
just resolve it quickly,
you know?
674
00:43:23,295 --> 00:43:26,031
You know,
rip it off, like a Band-Aid.
675
00:43:26,932 --> 00:43:28,467
Mm?
676
00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:32,471
Okay, okay, okay, I'm coming.
Alright, alright, alright.
677
00:43:34,907 --> 00:43:38,444
- Yo.
- I need to throw up.
678
00:43:38,477 --> 00:43:40,546
- All yours.
- All right.
679
00:43:45,451 --> 00:43:48,754
- Thank you for the pep talk.
- You got this.
680
00:44:03,035 --> 00:44:06,305
Hey, how's it going?
You enjoying the party?
681
00:44:06,338 --> 00:44:07,473
Yeah, I am.
682
00:44:07,506 --> 00:44:08,874
It was a normal day for me.
683
00:44:08,907 --> 00:44:11,510
It was a normal travel day so I was
like I took my seat on the plane
684
00:44:11,543 --> 00:44:15,481
and... And she's coming down the
aisle and I'm like, oh, no, right?
685
00:44:15,514 --> 00:44:18,150
I fall asleep, she falls asleep.
686
00:44:21,320 --> 00:44:25,557
♪ On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
687
00:44:25,591 --> 00:44:29,228
♪ A partridge in a pear tree ♪
688
00:44:29,629 --> 00:44:33,565
♪ On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
689
00:44:33,599 --> 00:44:40,506
♪ Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
690
00:44:41,106 --> 00:44:42,274
♪ One, two, three ♪
691
00:44:42,308 --> 00:44:45,377
♪ On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
692
00:44:45,411 --> 00:44:48,047
♪ Three French hens
Two turtle doves ♪
693
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:50,916
♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree ♪
694
00:44:50,949 --> 00:44:53,886
♪ On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
695
00:44:53,919 --> 00:44:57,423
♪ Four calling birds Three
French hens Two turtle doves ♪
696
00:44:57,456 --> 00:45:00,526
♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree ♪
697
00:45:00,559 --> 00:45:03,529
♪ On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
698
00:45:03,562 --> 00:45:07,366
♪ Five golden rings ♪
699
00:45:07,966 --> 00:45:11,370
♪ Four calling birds Three
French hens Two turtle doves ♪
700
00:45:11,403 --> 00:45:14,139
♪ And a partridge
In a pear tree ♪
701
00:45:14,173 --> 00:45:15,941
♪ On the seventh day
Of Christmas ♪
702
00:45:15,974 --> 00:45:17,476
♪ My true love sent to me
Seven swans a swimming ♪
703
00:45:17,509 --> 00:45:19,144
Wait, wait, we skipped a verse.
704
00:45:19,178 --> 00:45:21,480
Oh, I forgot six geese a-laying, five rings,
four calling birds, three and then two.
705
00:45:21,513 --> 00:45:24,116
Okay, just go to eight.
Just go to eight.
706
00:45:24,149 --> 00:45:25,384
Fuck this song!
707
00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:28,454
♪ On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
708
00:45:28,487 --> 00:45:31,023
♪ Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming ♪
709
00:45:31,056 --> 00:45:35,094
♪ Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings ♪
710
00:45:35,127 --> 00:45:37,363
♪ Four calling birds
Three French hens ♪
711
00:45:37,396 --> 00:45:41,266
♪ Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
712
00:45:41,300 --> 00:45:44,603
♪ On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
713
00:45:44,637 --> 00:45:47,106
♪ Nine ladies dancing
Eight maids a-milking ♪
714
00:45:47,139 --> 00:45:49,274
♪ Seven swans a-swimming
Six geese a-laying ♪
715
00:45:49,308 --> 00:45:52,277
♪ Five golden rings ♪
716
00:45:52,311 --> 00:45:54,446
♪ Four calling birds
Three French hens ♪
717
00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:58,450
♪ Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
718
00:45:58,484 --> 00:46:01,487
♪ On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
719
00:46:01,520 --> 00:46:04,189
♪ Ten lords a leaping
Nine ladies dancing ♪
720
00:46:04,223 --> 00:46:06,258
♪ Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a-swimming ♪
721
00:46:06,291 --> 00:46:07,259
♪ Six geese a-laying ♪
722
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,595
♪ Five golden rings ♪
723
00:46:09,629 --> 00:46:12,398
♪ And Four calling birds
And Three French hens ♪
724
00:46:12,431 --> 00:46:15,668
♪ And Two turtle doves
And a partridge in a pear tree ♪
725
00:46:15,702 --> 00:46:19,171
♪ On the 11th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
726
00:46:19,204 --> 00:46:23,008
♪ 11 pipers piping
Ten lords a-leaping ♪
727
00:46:34,520 --> 00:46:38,157
♪ On the 12th day of Christmas
My true love sent to me ♪
728
00:46:38,190 --> 00:46:42,361
♪ 12 drummers drumming
11 pipers piping ♪
729
00:46:42,394 --> 00:46:44,496
♪ Ten lords a leaping
Nine ladies dancing ♪
730
00:46:44,530 --> 00:46:46,733
♪ Eight maids a-milking
Seven swans a swimming ♪
731
00:46:46,766 --> 00:46:48,100
♪ Six geese a-laying ♪
732
00:46:48,133 --> 00:46:51,136
♪ Five golden rings ♪
733
00:46:51,170 --> 00:46:53,205
♪ Four calling birds
Three French hens ♪
734
00:46:53,238 --> 00:46:54,373
♪ Two turtle doves ♪
735
00:46:54,406 --> 00:46:57,677
♪ And a partridge in a ♪
736
00:46:57,710 --> 00:47:04,684
♪ Pear tree ♪
737
00:47:21,366 --> 00:47:26,673
Stevey-boy, I want to tell you
something about blowjobs.
738
00:47:26,706 --> 00:47:28,307
- What are you doing out here?
- You see...
739
00:47:28,340 --> 00:47:30,677
This, this, it's your party.
740
00:47:30,710 --> 00:47:35,782
When you blow a guy, you don't
get sour skittle mouth.
741
00:47:35,815 --> 00:47:40,152
And that, to me,
is the key difference between
742
00:47:40,185 --> 00:47:43,222
performing oral sex on a man
versus a woman.
743
00:47:43,255 --> 00:47:46,726
Okay,
what is a sour skittle mouth?
744
00:47:48,260 --> 00:47:51,363
It's when you eat too many sour
skittles and your tongue goes numb
745
00:47:51,396 --> 00:47:54,399
but it's also what happens
when you go down on a girl.
746
00:47:54,433 --> 00:47:58,738
Uh, no,
it does not happen like that.
747
00:47:58,771 --> 00:48:01,106
That is a falsehood.
748
00:48:02,307 --> 00:48:03,676
Yes, it fucking does.
749
00:48:03,710 --> 00:48:08,380
Like if she shaves down there
but doesn't like wax,
750
00:48:08,413 --> 00:48:12,785
she's gonna get those tiny little hairs
that eventually wear down on your tongue
751
00:48:12,819 --> 00:48:19,324
because of the friction but
that doesn't happen with penis.
752
00:48:19,358 --> 00:48:21,493
Okay, okay,
not to be crude but...
753
00:48:21,527 --> 00:48:23,195
I think, we've already
crossed that line, Stevey boy.
754
00:48:23,228 --> 00:48:27,499
If she is aroused enough, then she should
be wet and then your tongue would be fine.
755
00:48:27,533 --> 00:48:31,336
No, no, no, no, no,
this is not a dryness thing.
756
00:48:31,370 --> 00:48:33,706
I am talking about body hair.
757
00:48:33,740 --> 00:48:37,810
Arousal doesn't make a woman
retract hair into herself.
758
00:48:38,845 --> 00:48:44,784
Okay, this, if you vigorously
explore the area,
759
00:48:44,817 --> 00:48:49,822
as I do, I go hard in the paint,
you will get sour skittle mouth.
760
00:48:49,856 --> 00:48:52,792
Why are we talking about this?
761
00:48:55,494 --> 00:48:57,262
I was thinking about it.
762
00:49:02,802 --> 00:49:07,372
What happened to, uh,
your, uh, turtle neck?
763
00:49:07,406 --> 00:49:08,407
Amy.
764
00:49:10,609 --> 00:49:12,277
She is in a bad mood tonight.
765
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:18,417
Yeah, well,
people get moody when they're pregnant.
766
00:49:19,752 --> 00:49:20,787
What?
767
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:23,288
It's good to see you dude, yeah.
768
00:49:24,289 --> 00:49:26,558
Oh, my God,
I forgot he even existed.
769
00:49:26,592 --> 00:49:28,795
He is a good kid,
it's nice to see him.
770
00:49:28,828 --> 00:49:32,164
I never thought he'd have
the ability to grow facial hair.
771
00:49:35,868 --> 00:49:38,503
- Hey, come on.
- What?
772
00:49:38,537 --> 00:49:41,473
- Well, I'm just... I was tired.
- Look, I thought we agreed.
773
00:49:41,506 --> 00:49:43,710
It has to be a friendship thing.
774
00:49:43,743 --> 00:49:45,143
No, it totally is.
775
00:49:46,612 --> 00:49:48,413
Yeah, no, yeah, you're right.
776
00:49:48,447 --> 00:49:51,651
- It is.
- We're good, we're good. Yeah.
777
00:49:51,684 --> 00:49:54,286
I'm, uh,
going to make the rounds.
778
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:57,322
Is that Mike Whitaker I see?
779
00:49:57,356 --> 00:49:58,590
Hey, how the heck are you?
780
00:49:58,624 --> 00:50:02,594
Let's go get a drink.
I got a story for you brother.
781
00:50:02,629 --> 00:50:04,864
Have you ever been to New York?
782
00:50:05,932 --> 00:50:09,234
Hey. Oh, my God,
this is called flip cup.
783
00:50:09,267 --> 00:50:13,372
- Can we talk?
- Oh, my God, yes.
784
00:50:15,942 --> 00:50:18,377
Okay.
785
00:50:18,410 --> 00:50:21,714
What? Shut up.
786
00:50:22,481 --> 00:50:23,482
Oh.
787
00:50:23,515 --> 00:50:27,419
Baby Connor Dawes, pew, pew.
Fuck you, Connor.
788
00:50:29,588 --> 00:50:32,925
Okay, so what's been going on?
789
00:50:33,525 --> 00:50:36,763
Um, I just...
I don't know what I'm doing.
790
00:50:37,429 --> 00:50:40,900
Ugh.
791
00:50:41,466 --> 00:50:43,568
You mean with Dan?
792
00:50:43,602 --> 00:50:46,706
No, well, yeah,
with that too I guess
793
00:50:46,739 --> 00:50:49,642
but, no, I just...
Rachel, can we stop swaying?
794
00:50:49,676 --> 00:50:50,542
Okay.
795
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:55,313
I'm pregnant.
796
00:50:56,415 --> 00:51:00,519
Oh, my God, okay, yeah.
797
00:51:04,991 --> 00:51:09,696
- Are you... Are you okay?
- I'm fine.
798
00:51:20,472 --> 00:51:25,277
- Seriously, what the fuck?
- Congratulations, by the way.
799
00:51:25,310 --> 00:51:28,613
And if it's a boy,
can I suggest Connor?
800
00:51:28,648 --> 00:51:31,283
How did you find out?
801
00:51:31,316 --> 00:51:35,487
Listen, I could tell something was
bothering you so I checked your texts.
802
00:51:35,955 --> 00:51:37,757
And it's all clear to me now.
803
00:51:38,925 --> 00:51:42,829
Oh, my God, Connor, what the fu...
804
00:51:42,862 --> 00:51:44,731
This is such an invasion
of privacy.
805
00:51:44,764 --> 00:51:48,968
Okay, you know what,
the government can read your texts.
806
00:51:49,001 --> 00:51:53,605
So either you trust the U.S.
Government more than your friend?
807
00:51:53,639 --> 00:51:56,374
Or alternatively,
you trust me as much or more
808
00:51:56,408 --> 00:51:58,745
and, therefore, I have the right
to read your texts whenever I want.
809
00:51:59,679 --> 00:52:03,515
I hate how in your head
that makes sense.
810
00:52:03,548 --> 00:52:08,453
Okay, Steve, we have bigger problems
right now than my impeccable logic.
811
00:52:08,487 --> 00:52:11,023
Yeah. We're getting an abortion.
812
00:52:11,057 --> 00:52:14,727
Yeah, fuckin' obviously. I'm talking
about, the cops are going to be here soon.
813
00:52:18,898 --> 00:52:22,668
I am sorry, I've been around
normal people for a semester
814
00:52:22,702 --> 00:52:26,973
and, um, I've forgotten what a fucking
adventure talking with you can be.
815
00:52:28,107 --> 00:52:29,809
Why are the cops coming?
816
00:52:29,842 --> 00:52:31,576
Because I am going to call them.
817
00:52:32,577 --> 00:52:37,482
- Why?
- Because fuck these people.
818
00:52:37,516 --> 00:52:42,587
Okay, so you're going to scare
everybody with the cops
819
00:52:42,621 --> 00:52:45,423
so that, uh, you can get
your revenge.
820
00:52:45,457 --> 00:52:51,831
It will... It will pay back for years and years
of shitty, shitty things being done to you.
821
00:52:51,864 --> 00:52:54,066
That's... Is that what this is?
822
00:52:54,100 --> 00:52:56,903
Stevey boy, you were the only good
thing about this winter break.
823
00:52:56,936 --> 00:52:59,739
I am never
coming back here again.
824
00:52:59,772 --> 00:53:04,609
This is just my way of saying fuck
you and good bye to this whole place.
825
00:53:04,644 --> 00:53:08,480
I mean, it's not like you have
to live here, you know, I'm...
826
00:53:08,513 --> 00:53:13,585
I... Your family's
still gonna be here.
827
00:53:15,021 --> 00:53:17,455
I just don't know
how to be happy in this place.
828
00:53:18,456 --> 00:53:20,893
That was fine in high school.
It's just the way the world was.
829
00:53:20,927 --> 00:53:25,097
But now, in New York, at school,
I have friends.
830
00:53:25,131 --> 00:53:28,433
I have a girlfriend. I'm nicer.
831
00:53:29,501 --> 00:53:31,070
I come here and I'm the asshole.
832
00:53:32,138 --> 00:53:34,106
This cops thing
will just prove that.
833
00:53:35,875 --> 00:53:37,877
It's already the New Year there.
834
00:53:39,145 --> 00:53:41,647
Its 28° outside.
835
00:53:44,183 --> 00:53:45,818
It's supposed to snow.
836
00:53:46,853 --> 00:53:49,454
I felt fine.
You know I've been handling it
837
00:53:49,487 --> 00:53:55,695
but I just... It's just something
that I've had on me, you know.
838
00:53:55,728 --> 00:54:01,801
And I haven't told anyone except
Steve who I guess told Connor...
839
00:54:01,834 --> 00:54:03,435
Oh, asshole.
840
00:54:03,468 --> 00:54:05,604
Uh... Ugh.
841
00:54:06,172 --> 00:54:11,010
- Does the father know?
- No.
842
00:54:12,879 --> 00:54:13,913
Who is it?
843
00:54:14,579 --> 00:54:16,716
- Is it Dan because...
- No, it's not.
844
00:54:17,683 --> 00:54:21,486
It was some kid at school.
It was right after Dan. It was stupid.
845
00:54:22,487 --> 00:54:23,856
Have you talked to your mom?
846
00:54:26,826 --> 00:54:29,161
No, and I think
she'd be fine with it.
847
00:54:30,730 --> 00:54:33,165
She'd help
but I just don't want her...
848
00:54:33,199 --> 00:54:36,736
Yeah, what are you going to do?
849
00:54:37,469 --> 00:54:40,172
Abortion, surgical next week.
850
00:54:40,206 --> 00:54:42,909
- Why not the pill?
- I don't want to.
851
00:54:43,608 --> 00:54:44,509
Okay.
852
00:54:45,745 --> 00:54:50,448
And you know, I know this is right for
me, I know that.
853
00:54:50,482 --> 00:54:52,118
I mean, I can't have a kid.
854
00:54:53,052 --> 00:54:56,989
But I just...
855
00:54:57,023 --> 00:55:00,558
I just wanted to get it done with,
you know, so I can stop thinking about it.
856
00:55:00,592 --> 00:55:05,631
I just... I've felt so weird
for not struggling with it,
857
00:55:05,665 --> 00:55:08,701
you know, like I'm supposed
to struggle with it and I'm not.
858
00:55:08,734 --> 00:55:13,005
I'm not because it's just...
It's just something I need to do.
859
00:55:18,744 --> 00:55:22,682
But then it is... But then it is
really fucking hard, too, you know.
860
00:55:22,715 --> 00:55:25,985
I mean, I just..
That doesn't...
861
00:55:26,018 --> 00:55:29,689
- I know it doesn't make sense.
- No, no, it makes sense.
862
00:55:33,092 --> 00:55:34,827
I miss this.
863
00:55:37,029 --> 00:55:40,132
Remember when I first got
my driver's license
864
00:55:41,267 --> 00:55:43,636
and I'd drive us home
from school
865
00:55:43,669 --> 00:55:46,706
and we'd have our
Bitches Get Deep' weekly talk?
866
00:55:46,739 --> 00:55:49,474
That was fun.
867
00:55:52,912 --> 00:55:57,515
Hey, what do you say to actually
having some fun tonight?
868
00:55:58,851 --> 00:55:59,785
Yeah?
869
00:56:02,788 --> 00:56:07,793
- But the party...
- Yes, exactly, okay, let's go freaking murder this party.
870
00:56:07,827 --> 00:56:11,063
You and me. Fuck everybody else.
Okay, we are doing shots.
871
00:56:11,097 --> 00:56:13,733
We're gonna tear up the dance floor.
Just like old times, okay?
872
00:56:13,766 --> 00:56:15,835
Start the year off right.
Come on, let's go.
873
00:56:15,868 --> 00:56:22,074
54, 53, 52, 51, 50,
874
00:56:22,108 --> 00:56:28,848
49, 48, 47, 46...
875
00:56:49,769 --> 00:56:53,205
You know, you look like you super
don't want to be here right now.
876
00:56:53,873 --> 00:56:57,243
...37, 36, 35,
877
00:56:57,276 --> 00:57:01,781
34, 33, 32, 31,
878
00:57:01,814 --> 00:57:06,786
30, 29, 28, 27, 26,
879
00:57:06,819 --> 00:57:09,789
25, 24, 23,
880
00:57:09,822 --> 00:57:12,758
22, 21, 20,
881
00:57:12,792 --> 00:57:17,797
19, 18, 17, 16, 15,
882
00:57:17,830 --> 00:57:21,367
14, 13, 12, 11,
883
00:57:21,400 --> 00:57:25,771
ten, nine, eight, seven, six,
884
00:57:25,805 --> 00:57:30,575
five, four, three, two, one.
885
00:57:31,377 --> 00:57:34,914
It seems we've crossed
into the New Year.
886
00:57:41,787 --> 00:57:44,356
- What the hell was that?
- Celebration!
887
00:57:44,390 --> 00:57:46,759
- Oh, God.
- Plus, I get nervous when I talk to the police.
888
00:57:46,792 --> 00:57:50,629
So I figured it if I am wasted, it'll go...
It'll go a bit more smoothly.
889
00:57:51,897 --> 00:57:56,335
And since this is the last conversation
we're having in this Godforsaken city.
890
00:57:56,368 --> 00:57:59,071
- It isn't.
- It truly is.
891
00:57:59,738 --> 00:58:05,911
And as such, there is one order
of business left to discuss.
892
00:58:07,113 --> 00:58:09,381
Let's talk about Amy.
893
00:58:10,883 --> 00:58:14,220
There isn't... There isn't
anything more to talk about.
894
00:58:14,253 --> 00:58:16,689
- I mean, the abortion...
- You need to tell this girl that you love her.
895
00:58:17,423 --> 00:58:20,092
It is so obvious
to everyone except her
896
00:58:20,126 --> 00:58:22,061
and we all kept it quiet in high
school because she was dating Dan.
897
00:58:22,094 --> 00:58:23,329
But she's single now
898
00:58:23,362 --> 00:58:27,166
and fuck, Steve, you guys had
sex, you have to say something.
899
00:58:28,000 --> 00:58:32,671
Listen,
I don't know how she feels
900
00:58:33,472 --> 00:58:38,377
but I can't keep seeing you hurting
because you're keeping this inside.
901
00:58:40,946 --> 00:58:43,916
You shouldn't be in pain every
time you see your best friend.
902
00:58:44,316 --> 00:58:46,352
You just gotta jump off
that cliff.
903
00:58:47,019 --> 00:58:48,187
You have to talk to her.
904
00:58:49,488 --> 00:58:54,093
- Ugh. I am in love with her.
- No shit.
905
00:58:57,463 --> 00:59:02,168
Now, go tell her
before the cops arrive, okay?
906
00:59:02,835 --> 00:59:03,702
Yeah.
907
00:59:05,070 --> 00:59:07,439
- Like now, hop to. Let's go.
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
908
00:59:08,307 --> 00:59:11,844
It's a nine and then,
then a one.
909
00:59:15,881 --> 00:59:18,884
[electronic dance music playing
910
00:59:35,935 --> 00:59:41,340
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord is come ♪
911
00:59:41,373 --> 00:59:45,411
♪ Let earth receive her King ♪
912
00:59:45,444 --> 00:59:49,114
First car on scene will
report back on a possible 200 in progress.
913
00:59:49,148 --> 00:59:55,287
Calling all vehicles,
first car on scene will report back...
914
00:59:56,522 --> 00:59:58,924
♪ And Heaven and nature sing ♪
915
00:59:58,958 --> 01:00:02,061
♪ And Heaven and Heaven ♪
916
01:00:02,094 --> 01:00:04,797
♪ And nature sing ♪
917
01:00:04,830 --> 01:00:09,435
♪ Joy to the world
The Lord is come ♪
918
01:00:09,468 --> 01:00:15,374
♪ Let earth receive her ♪
919
01:00:15,407 --> 01:00:18,310
♪ Joy to the world ♪
920
01:00:18,344 --> 01:00:20,512
Oh, you should totally
come to school with me next year.
921
01:00:20,546 --> 01:00:23,148
We make like mixed drinks
in juice boxes.
922
01:00:23,182 --> 01:00:25,884
It is fucking adorable.
It's so cute.
923
01:00:25,918 --> 01:00:27,286
Okay,
this is where we part ways.
924
01:00:27,319 --> 01:00:29,521
Amy, you should come over
to my house.
925
01:00:29,555 --> 01:00:33,892
- Uh, I think I'm just gonna...
- No, no, no, ssh, ssh, my friends and I...
926
01:00:33,926 --> 01:00:35,894
No, Rachel, I think I'm just
gonna head home tonight.
927
01:00:39,064 --> 01:00:42,201
Okay, go home.
Say hi to Steve or Dan.
928
01:00:42,234 --> 01:00:45,371
I don't know because nobody
tells me anything but I am a good friend.
929
01:00:45,404 --> 01:00:47,006
Court, you are my best friend,
right?
930
01:00:47,039 --> 01:00:48,440
I want to hear
about your sisters.
931
01:00:48,474 --> 01:00:50,309
- Doesn't matter to me.
- Tell me about the juice boxes.
932
01:00:50,342 --> 01:00:53,145
Later, Amy.
Come on, tell me about your big.
933
01:01:04,423 --> 01:01:06,525
Amy. Amy...
934
01:01:06,558 --> 01:01:08,560
Oh, my God, Steve,
what the fuck?
935
01:01:08,594 --> 01:01:10,062
I have something
I need to tell you...
936
01:01:10,095 --> 01:01:12,031
No, I don't want to hear it
tonight, seriously.
937
01:01:13,065 --> 01:01:15,401
- Amy, wait, wait, wait.
- Oh, my God, I know, okay.
938
01:01:15,434 --> 01:01:17,269
I know you told Connor
about the pregnancy.
939
01:01:17,303 --> 01:01:20,105
I mean, we weren't going to tell
anyone, let alone him.
940
01:01:20,139 --> 01:01:23,108
I didn't tell him. He stole
my phone and read my texts.
941
01:01:23,142 --> 01:01:24,843
I didn't even know.
942
01:01:26,211 --> 01:01:29,181
Ugh. Fucking, of course, he did.
A fucking asshole!
943
01:01:29,214 --> 01:01:31,183
Did you know
he called me a cunt tonight?
944
01:01:31,216 --> 01:01:35,020
- That's not him.
- Yeah, it is him!
945
01:01:35,054 --> 01:01:38,390
And you want to think he's like
misunderstood or tortured
946
01:01:38,424 --> 01:01:41,160
or whatever Steve
but he is an asshole.
947
01:01:41,193 --> 01:01:42,294
Even he knows it.
948
01:01:42,328 --> 01:01:45,597
Okay, maybe in high school
but I think he's better now.
949
01:01:45,632 --> 01:01:46,999
I think in college,
he's different...
950
01:01:47,032 --> 01:01:50,169
We're not at college.
We are here.
951
01:01:50,202 --> 01:01:51,970
We're supposed to be here.
952
01:01:54,073 --> 01:01:55,941
- Amy.
- What?
953
01:01:57,644 --> 01:02:01,146
- Are you fucking laughing? Are you laughing?
- I can't help it.
954
01:02:01,180 --> 01:02:03,382
That face you make when
you're mad is kind of adorable.
955
01:02:03,415 --> 01:02:04,883
I think it's funny. It's funny.
956
01:02:04,917 --> 01:02:10,289
No, that, listen, Amy, I...
I love that face you make when you're mad.
957
01:02:10,322 --> 01:02:11,924
I do.
958
01:02:11,957 --> 01:02:13,192
And that... And that's what's insane
because you'd think that when you're mad,
959
01:02:13,225 --> 01:02:17,129
that would be like the one time
I couldn't be happy but I am.
960
01:02:17,162 --> 01:02:19,632
I'm just happier
when I'm with you.
961
01:02:19,666 --> 01:02:21,433
And... And then
when you're not mad at me,
962
01:02:21,467 --> 01:02:26,105
it's like, it's even better,
it's, um, like, I don't know.
963
01:02:26,138 --> 01:02:30,075
I... I think, I think,
what I'm trying to tell you,
964
01:02:30,109 --> 01:02:33,112
I think is that no one makes me
feel as happy
965
01:02:33,145 --> 01:02:36,281
or as good or as right as you.
966
01:02:37,049 --> 01:02:40,252
And I should have said something a long
time ago. And I always had excuses.
967
01:02:40,285 --> 01:02:41,721
I should have told you
at Thanksgiving break
968
01:02:41,755 --> 01:02:45,658
or... Or a thousand times in high
school or the moment that I met you.
969
01:02:45,692 --> 01:02:48,994
I don't know if it's the alcohol
or the Christmas spirit
970
01:02:49,027 --> 01:02:52,030
because nobody seems to take
down their fucking decorations
971
01:02:52,064 --> 01:02:55,601
or if it's because I'm pretty sure this
is the last chance I am going to get.
972
01:02:57,436 --> 01:03:00,272
Amy Bruckner,
I am in love with you.
973
01:03:10,382 --> 01:03:12,117
Do you...
974
01:03:13,452 --> 01:03:16,488
I thought we were past
this, I just...
975
01:03:17,156 --> 01:03:21,460
Okay, listen, Steve,
I care about you so much.
976
01:03:22,729 --> 01:03:24,363
But not...
977
01:03:25,030 --> 01:03:29,702
No, but it's not...
You haven't done anything wrong.
978
01:03:30,737 --> 01:03:37,677
And you deserve the best.
I... Shit!
979
01:03:43,215 --> 01:03:44,717
Oh, my God.
980
01:03:44,751 --> 01:03:46,719
Someone called the cops
on Connor's party.
981
01:03:47,486 --> 01:03:49,689
Yeah, that... That was him.
982
01:03:50,757 --> 01:03:53,292
- Have you ever...
- He called the cops on his own party?
983
01:03:53,325 --> 01:03:54,226
I don't get him.
984
01:03:54,259 --> 01:03:57,262
And you knew
and you didn't say anything?
985
01:03:58,197 --> 01:04:01,166
- I... I was coming here.
- But, Steve...
986
01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,470
Oh, my God, Steve, our friends are there!
There are drugs!
987
01:04:04,503 --> 01:04:06,639
I mean, people are going
to get in serious trouble
988
01:04:06,673 --> 01:04:09,107
and you could have stopped it
but you had to...
989
01:04:10,075 --> 01:04:14,346
Oh, my God, you know what, I...
I can't do any of this tonight.
990
01:04:14,379 --> 01:04:16,716
I'm drunk and I'm pissed
and I'm going home.
991
01:04:37,804 --> 01:04:42,241
- I don't believe you.
- What?
992
01:04:42,274 --> 01:04:46,345
You can't tell me that this whole
time you've never thought about it?
993
01:04:46,378 --> 01:04:47,446
You and me?
994
01:04:47,479 --> 01:04:50,449
Steve,
what do you mean I can't tell you?
995
01:04:50,482 --> 01:04:52,384
That's exactly
what I'm telling you.
996
01:04:53,285 --> 01:04:55,387
I mean, don't expect me to feel some
way, just because you do.
997
01:04:55,420 --> 01:05:00,192
No, it's not... I did not
expect you to say, yes,
998
01:05:00,225 --> 01:05:02,662
but now that you've said no,
I'm confused.
999
01:05:02,695 --> 01:05:06,331
Uh, at times,
you have given off signals.
1000
01:05:06,365 --> 01:05:09,268
What signal, I mean, what... What...
What signs do you think you saw,
1001
01:05:09,301 --> 01:05:13,773
wait, I mean, we were,
you know, having fun?
1002
01:05:13,806 --> 01:05:14,707
I mean, we're friends.
1003
01:05:14,741 --> 01:05:17,409
Well, I don't want to be
just your friend.
1004
01:05:22,782 --> 01:05:23,783
Fuck.
1005
01:05:25,852 --> 01:05:27,687
- Amy.
- You know what,
1006
01:05:30,222 --> 01:05:31,724
I don't think
I want to see you for a while.
1007
01:05:32,591 --> 01:05:34,827
- At least until the fifth.
- What?
1008
01:05:36,595 --> 01:05:37,830
Did you fucking forget?
1009
01:05:39,799 --> 01:05:41,801
I just wasn't thinking
about that.
1010
01:05:42,802 --> 01:05:44,202
Must be nice.
1011
01:08:12,018 --> 01:08:13,385
Bye.
1012
01:08:15,520 --> 01:08:20,960
Hey. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll...
I'll pick you up in just a bit.
1013
01:08:28,735 --> 01:08:34,974
Okay, listen, I've been thinking a lot
and I apologize for the other night.
1014
01:08:36,042 --> 01:08:40,780
You put yourself out there
and that takes a lot
1015
01:08:41,681 --> 01:08:45,685
and I didn't react
as gracefully as I could have.
1016
01:08:49,387 --> 01:08:53,726
It's just been...
It's been a tough year for me.
1017
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,530
Especially with keeping...
Trying to keep Dan
1018
01:08:58,563 --> 01:09:02,034
and I working, finding a place
at school has been hard
1019
01:09:02,068 --> 01:09:05,805
and I've just been feeling
really shitty alone and I...
1020
01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:10,509
Okay, listen, Steve, I really
suck at talking about this stuff
1021
01:09:10,542 --> 01:09:13,846
but I really need you
as a friend right now.
1022
01:09:15,081 --> 01:09:20,418
So, what you're... What you're saying is
for now, you need for us to be friends.
1023
01:09:21,854 --> 01:09:23,388
I'm saying
you're my best friend.
1024
01:09:23,421 --> 01:09:25,057
So, you don't...
1025
01:09:26,491 --> 01:09:29,028
- But like maybe at some point, you...
- No.
1026
01:09:35,001 --> 01:09:36,334
But you knew?
1027
01:09:40,840 --> 01:09:43,475
After the party, you said you
thought that we were past this.
1028
01:09:43,508 --> 01:09:45,077
Which means at some point,
you must have realized...
1029
01:09:45,111 --> 01:09:48,380
I don't know I might...
God, I know I might have guessed
1030
01:09:48,413 --> 01:09:50,382
but I didn't want
to think about it.
1031
01:09:53,418 --> 01:09:57,622
Okay. Thank you for apologizing.
1032
01:10:09,568 --> 01:10:14,606
You know,
Father Goldwater brought up abortion
1033
01:10:14,640 --> 01:10:16,474
during the sermon today.
1034
01:10:16,976 --> 01:10:20,680
Oh, really? I wasn't aware Catholics
had an opinion on the matter.
1035
01:10:20,713 --> 01:10:23,082
And it was like some throwaway
line during the homily,
1036
01:10:23,115 --> 01:10:24,616
- list of things wrong with the world.
- What the fu...
1037
01:10:25,084 --> 01:10:28,553
Are you trying to make this
an ethical dilemma?
1038
01:10:28,587 --> 01:10:30,656
No, I was... Never mind.
1039
01:10:30,690 --> 01:10:32,424
You know what else
Catholics are against?
1040
01:10:33,059 --> 01:10:35,995
Gay people. Evolution.
1041
01:10:36,028 --> 01:10:37,196
Oh, and pre-marital sex,
1042
01:10:37,230 --> 01:10:40,532
which is clearly something
you don't have an issue with.
1043
01:10:40,565 --> 01:10:41,934
Sorry I said anything.
1044
01:10:44,103 --> 01:10:48,841
But since you brought it up,
why did we do it?
1045
01:10:51,711 --> 01:10:53,478
I was fucked up.
1046
01:10:55,114 --> 01:10:58,951
- I mean, I was drunk fucked up and I was emotionally fucked up.
- You know what...
1047
01:10:58,985 --> 01:11:01,120
I... I know, clearly,
the circumstances under
1048
01:11:01,153 --> 01:11:03,588
which it happened
they weren't the greatest
1049
01:11:03,622 --> 01:11:05,557
but it did feel like maybe
at some point...
1050
01:11:05,590 --> 01:11:09,795
No, it didn't feel like anything.
Oh, my, Steve, can you stop?
1051
01:11:09,829 --> 01:11:13,465
Can you just stop taking years
of memories of friendship
1052
01:11:13,498 --> 01:11:15,801
and inserting the subtext that you
just wanted to fuck me the whole time?
1053
01:11:15,835 --> 01:11:18,603
No, no, God,
it's not what this is.
1054
01:11:18,638 --> 01:11:23,776
It.. It... Look, it felt like to
everyone like our friendship was tipping.
1055
01:11:23,809 --> 01:11:26,746
Lots and lots and lots of people
throughout the years
1056
01:11:26,779 --> 01:11:30,816
always made jokes about like,
"Hey, look, it's Steve and Amy."
1057
01:11:30,850 --> 01:11:33,152
What? So lots and lots of people
make jokes
1058
01:11:33,185 --> 01:11:35,520
and they comment on it and so
we should do something about it?
1059
01:11:35,553 --> 01:11:37,657
- But we should be...
- Maybe they saw something that we weren't seeing.
1060
01:11:37,690 --> 01:11:39,025
What the fuck?
1061
01:11:39,058 --> 01:11:43,829
That's not how it fucking works, Steve.
I'm not attracted to you.
1062
01:11:43,863 --> 01:11:48,935
I mean, fuck... Yeah, you've
been nothing but great to me
1063
01:11:48,968 --> 01:11:51,137
but I don't owe you
anything in return,
1064
01:11:51,170 --> 01:11:53,873
other than to treat you
like a decent human being.
1065
01:11:53,906 --> 01:11:56,842
That's it.
That's all you're owed.
1066
01:12:00,246 --> 01:12:02,915
And I gave you so much more than that.
I mean, we were best friends.
1067
01:12:04,083 --> 01:12:06,886
We're here.
1068
01:12:09,822 --> 01:12:11,924
Hey, real quick before we go in.
1069
01:12:11,958 --> 01:12:13,192
Fucking what?
1070
01:12:13,225 --> 01:12:19,165
I just feel like we never really
talked about, um, alternatives.
1071
01:12:20,666 --> 01:12:22,068
To our friendship?
1072
01:12:22,101 --> 01:12:26,205
- No, to the... This.
- No, no, no, no.
1073
01:12:26,238 --> 01:12:29,541
Just hear me out. We don't have
to do anything about it.
1074
01:12:29,574 --> 01:12:34,780
I... I, uh, just have something
I want to say.
1075
01:12:34,814 --> 01:12:36,849
Uh...
1076
01:12:36,882 --> 01:12:42,221
What if we put the kid up
for adoption?
1077
01:12:43,222 --> 01:12:47,860
I know it wouldn't be easy but let's
just think about it for a second.
1078
01:12:47,893 --> 01:12:51,563
I... I could help you with the
pregnancy and the adoption process.
1079
01:12:51,596 --> 01:12:57,703
Yeah, yeah, this was a mistake but I think
that if we work together really hard,
1080
01:12:57,737 --> 01:13:00,572
you know,
this whole shitty situation,
1081
01:13:00,605 --> 01:13:02,241
we could make
something good out of it.
1082
01:13:02,975 --> 01:13:05,745
You know,
someone could love this kid
1083
01:13:06,879 --> 01:13:08,546
and we could help that happen.
1084
01:13:11,684 --> 01:13:13,686
Yeah, we could.
1085
01:13:14,887 --> 01:13:16,621
Now, let's go kill it.
1086
01:13:21,694 --> 01:13:24,730
You know, it makes me really fucking
uncomfortable when you say shit like that.
1087
01:13:24,764 --> 01:13:26,531
Oh, it makes you uncomfortable.
1088
01:13:26,932 --> 01:13:28,868
You're only here
to make me comfortable
1089
01:13:29,869 --> 01:13:31,771
but you can't even do that.
1090
01:13:51,924 --> 01:13:54,260
You kids seem nervous.
Your first time?
1091
01:13:54,293 --> 01:13:56,829
- Yeah.
- Oh.
1092
01:13:56,862 --> 01:14:00,733
Oh, first times always scary
but you get used to it.
1093
01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,136
Wife and I, fourth, fourth time.
1094
01:14:11,077 --> 01:14:13,012
Honey, honey, come here.
1095
01:14:15,081 --> 01:14:17,349
Tell these kids
they got nothing to worry about.
1096
01:14:17,383 --> 01:14:24,023
Oh! Oh, yeah, the media makes it out
to be this scary thing, abortion.
1097
01:14:24,056 --> 01:14:25,758
Don't do that. But it's simple.
1098
01:14:25,791 --> 01:14:27,359
You're in, you're out,
you are done.
1099
01:14:27,393 --> 01:14:28,994
And there's nothing to be
ashamed of.
1100
01:14:29,028 --> 01:14:30,996
No, no, of course, not.
1101
01:14:31,030 --> 01:14:34,366
Sweetie,
you should not feel ashamed.
1102
01:14:34,400 --> 01:14:40,106
- Now look at us.
- We still have the most loving and honest relationship.
1103
01:14:40,139 --> 01:14:42,741
- Yes, we do.
- We just don't want to have kids.
1104
01:14:42,775 --> 01:14:45,044
No, we've talked about it,
it's not for us.
1105
01:14:45,077 --> 01:14:46,879
- Doesn't mean our marriage isn't great.
- It's great.
1106
01:14:46,912 --> 01:14:50,082
No, it's fantastic.
Loving and honest.
1107
01:14:50,116 --> 01:14:53,319
- You two ever think about getting married?
- No.
1108
01:14:53,352 --> 01:14:56,222
- So, you're just dating?
- That's fine too!
1109
01:14:56,255 --> 01:14:58,657
No, no, we're just friends.
1110
01:14:59,425 --> 01:15:06,165
- Are we?
- Or I guess we're not even that.
1111
01:15:07,066 --> 01:15:09,735
You know, uh,
you may not be friends
1112
01:15:09,768 --> 01:15:12,371
but you're going to have
to be friendly.
1113
01:15:12,404 --> 01:15:15,407
I mean, if you are getting
an abortion together.
1114
01:15:16,942 --> 01:15:19,712
Yeah, that's us.
1115
01:15:19,745 --> 01:15:25,885
Just a couple of friendly,
abortion companions.
1116
01:15:26,452 --> 01:15:27,953
Yeah.
1117
01:15:29,755 --> 01:15:30,756
Yeah.
1118
01:15:37,897 --> 01:15:39,198
- Amy Bruckner?
- Yeah.
1119
01:15:39,231 --> 01:15:41,200
If you'll follow me, please.
1120
01:15:57,216 --> 01:15:59,418
- She's gonna be fine.
- Yeah.
1121
01:16:00,052 --> 01:16:02,154
So will you. You'll see.
1122
01:16:05,024 --> 01:16:06,392
Thanks.
1123
01:16:35,955 --> 01:16:38,023
Hey, sorry, sorry.
1124
01:16:38,057 --> 01:16:41,493
I waited till the last second
to pack like an idiot.
1125
01:16:41,527 --> 01:16:42,728
I'll be down in a minute.
1126
01:16:42,761 --> 01:16:46,799
- Hey, can we talk?
- Yeah, what's up?
1127
01:16:46,832 --> 01:16:51,003
I just... I feel like we've
been bumming each other out this break.
1128
01:16:51,537 --> 01:16:55,774
Maybe, like on New Year's,
we had a tough conversation
1129
01:16:55,808 --> 01:16:57,243
but I felt good about us
1130
01:16:57,276 --> 01:16:59,912
and we got really excited about
having a fun night out together.
1131
01:16:59,945 --> 01:17:02,014
And then suddenly, the fun
just got zapped out of it.
1132
01:17:02,047 --> 01:17:04,450
- I don't know what happened, I...
- It's... No, it's...
1133
01:17:04,483 --> 01:17:06,518
Like when you
and I started to...
1134
01:17:07,453 --> 01:17:09,521
I just think we're just
in different places right now.
1135
01:17:09,555 --> 01:17:12,224
And even if we want it to be
like high school again,
1136
01:17:12,258 --> 01:17:14,126
it's not going to be
and that's fine.
1137
01:17:14,159 --> 01:17:15,227
I mean, it's just natural.
1138
01:17:15,261 --> 01:17:16,929
I don't want it
to be like high school.
1139
01:17:16,962 --> 01:17:18,864
I want it to be better.
1140
01:17:18,897 --> 01:17:21,233
I know what it's like now
to have close female friends
1141
01:17:21,267 --> 01:17:23,168
who want to spend time together
and have fun.
1142
01:17:23,202 --> 01:17:25,104
I want that for you and me,
like we're college friends.
1143
01:17:25,137 --> 01:17:26,939
Well, I don't really have...
1144
01:17:26,972 --> 01:17:30,509
Oh, my God, I know
that you're not in a sorority.
1145
01:17:30,542 --> 01:17:32,278
I mean, why is that
such a thing with you?
1146
01:17:32,311 --> 01:17:34,446
- Is that what this is about?
- No, it's not.
1147
01:17:34,480 --> 01:17:37,116
I just... It's not what college
is for me, you know?
1148
01:17:37,149 --> 01:17:42,554
I mean, I don't do the big groups and
the going out and getting drunk and...
1149
01:17:42,588 --> 01:17:44,957
Oh, yeah? What do you do?
1150
01:17:44,990 --> 01:17:51,430
I mean... I do homework.
1151
01:17:53,198 --> 01:17:56,802
I watch Netflix.
1152
01:17:58,137 --> 01:17:59,905
Uh...
1153
01:18:00,572 --> 01:18:02,541
I'm just... I'm alone.
1154
01:18:12,017 --> 01:18:16,588
So, mostly, I just work on my fucking
time machine so that I can go back to
1155
01:18:16,622 --> 01:18:18,490
when I actually
had control over my life.
1156
01:18:19,158 --> 01:18:22,594
- I'm sorry. Look, I honestly...
- It's not on you.
1157
01:18:22,629 --> 01:18:24,129
It's...
1158
01:18:25,230 --> 01:18:27,566
I'll go back and figure it out
this semester.
1159
01:18:28,635 --> 01:18:30,536
I really hope you do.
1160
01:18:30,569 --> 01:18:33,405
Let me know if there's any way
I can help you.
1161
01:18:35,074 --> 01:18:40,179
Well, my mom's still at work with the
car so I could really use that ride.
1162
01:18:40,212 --> 01:18:43,115
Yeah, about that,
so here's the thing.
1163
01:18:43,148 --> 01:18:45,617
I wasn't really sure
how this conversation would go.
1164
01:18:45,652 --> 01:18:48,354
I thought we might need space
or something,
1165
01:18:48,387 --> 01:18:50,289
I called Steve to pick you up
1166
01:18:50,322 --> 01:18:52,224
and... And he said he didn't
think that it was a good idea
1167
01:18:52,257 --> 01:18:53,492
but I said
that you wanted him to.
1168
01:18:53,525 --> 01:18:56,495
I didn't... Is there something
going on between you two?
1169
01:18:56,528 --> 01:18:58,964
I'm... I'm sorry. Um look, you're right.
I'll get in my car right now...
1170
01:18:58,997 --> 01:19:01,367
No, it's...
1171
01:19:03,703 --> 01:19:04,570
I'll deal with it.
1172
01:19:19,251 --> 01:19:24,957
Let me just say I am incredibly sorry for my monumentally shitty
1173
01:19:24,990 --> 01:19:26,525
and immature behavior
1174
01:19:26,558 --> 01:19:28,093
and I understand if you can't
forgive me because...
1175
01:19:28,127 --> 01:19:29,662
I didn't tell Rachel
to call you.
1176
01:19:37,302 --> 01:19:38,937
I'm gonna call you an Uber.
1177
01:19:40,406 --> 01:19:43,075
- I want to drive.
- What?
1178
01:19:44,176 --> 01:19:47,680
I haven't driven in a while and I just...
I... I want to drive.
1179
01:19:47,714 --> 01:19:51,517
Okay, yeah, I mean,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
1180
01:19:53,720 --> 01:19:55,954
I don't even have to come
if you don't want me to.
1181
01:19:55,988 --> 01:19:59,158
You could just, well,
I guess I need the car back.
1182
01:19:59,191 --> 01:20:00,225
Just get in.
1183
01:20:12,337 --> 01:20:13,706
This is really fucked up.
1184
01:20:15,107 --> 01:20:19,378
Yeah, what is?
1185
01:20:21,213 --> 01:20:22,948
That we're not talking.
1186
01:20:26,351 --> 01:20:28,620
That you were so offended
1187
01:20:28,655 --> 01:20:30,723
I didn't feel the way
you wanted me to
1188
01:20:30,757 --> 01:20:34,393
that you couldn't even be
the bare minimum of a friend.
1189
01:20:36,395 --> 01:20:40,165
And it's fucked up that
the best friendship in my life
1190
01:20:40,199 --> 01:20:46,639
is based off of me ignoring
how you felt and leading you on
1191
01:20:48,307 --> 01:20:50,309
because it was easier then...
1192
01:20:55,782 --> 01:20:58,116
...and it's just
really fucked up that we had sex
1193
01:20:58,150 --> 01:21:01,721
and had to have an abortion,
so, just everything.
1194
01:21:04,623 --> 01:21:07,059
You shouldn't feel bad
about leading me on.
1195
01:21:07,092 --> 01:21:08,628
- I read into shit...
- Shut the fuck up, Steve.
1196
01:21:08,661 --> 01:21:10,295
You don't get to be a martyr.
1197
01:21:10,329 --> 01:21:12,531
You have plenty to feel
bad about, trust me.
1198
01:21:13,532 --> 01:21:15,735
Just let me feel bad
about the shit I did.
1199
01:21:26,679 --> 01:21:31,116
I am not okay
with how I did this break.
1200
01:21:33,418 --> 01:21:37,790
I thought I knew how I would act
in certain situations
1201
01:21:37,824 --> 01:21:42,361
that I really didn't
and I am very sorry.
1202
01:21:49,601 --> 01:21:51,336
Are we going to be okay?
1203
01:21:55,541 --> 01:21:57,209
I'd like to be.
1204
01:21:59,846 --> 01:22:01,313
Me, too.
1205
01:22:03,515 --> 01:22:08,253
Eventually,
I miss having fun with you.
1206
01:22:11,858 --> 01:22:15,795
I want to go back to that but I just...
I don't even know where to begin.
1207
01:22:26,505 --> 01:22:28,373
♪ Dashing through the snow ♪
1208
01:22:28,407 --> 01:22:30,242
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1209
01:22:30,275 --> 01:22:32,244
♪ O'er the fields we go ♪
1210
01:22:32,277 --> 01:22:34,647
♪ Laughing all the way
Bells on bobtails ring ♪
1211
01:22:34,681 --> 01:22:37,549
This isn't even a little bit
of what I meant
1212
01:22:37,583 --> 01:22:39,852
when I said having fun with,
Steven.
1213
01:22:39,886 --> 01:22:42,321
Oh, really? By "having fun"
you didn't mean
1214
01:22:42,354 --> 01:22:45,858
listening to a physical CD of
off-pitch Catholic housewives.
1215
01:22:45,892 --> 01:22:49,528
No, especially
while driving through a city
1216
01:22:49,561 --> 01:22:51,631
that's renowned
for its lack of cold weather
1217
01:22:51,664 --> 01:22:55,334
and precipitation and they're
literally singing about snow.
1218
01:22:55,367 --> 01:23:00,339
Actually, I... I think that, uh,
snow means Holy Spirit.
1219
01:23:01,373 --> 01:23:05,845
- So, it's a metaphor?
- I mean, it usually is.
1220
01:23:07,245 --> 01:23:11,249
I take it back.
This is very fun.
1221
01:23:13,251 --> 01:23:17,356
♪ Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
1222
01:23:17,389 --> 01:23:19,224
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
1223
01:23:19,257 --> 01:23:21,259
♪ In a one horse open sleigh
Hey ♪
1224
01:23:21,293 --> 01:23:24,897
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way ♪
1225
01:23:24,931 --> 01:23:28,635
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1226
01:23:28,668 --> 01:23:32,905
♪ Hey, Jingle bells Jingle
bells Jingle all the way ♪
1227
01:23:32,939 --> 01:23:34,941
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride ♪
1228
01:23:34,974 --> 01:23:41,881
♪ In a one-horse open sleigh ♪
1229
01:24:02,501 --> 01:24:04,937
♪ Should Auld ♪
1230
01:24:04,971 --> 01:24:09,842
♪ Acquaintance be forgot ♪
1231
01:24:09,876 --> 01:24:15,313
♪ And never brought to mind ♪
1232
01:24:16,849 --> 01:24:21,319
♪ Should Auld Acquaintance ♪
1233
01:24:21,353 --> 01:24:24,691
♪ Be forgot ♪
1234
01:24:24,724 --> 01:24:29,929
♪ And Auld Lang Syne ♪
1235
01:24:31,296 --> 01:24:36,803
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1236
01:24:36,836 --> 01:24:38,905
♪ My dear ♪
1237
01:24:38,938 --> 01:24:45,678
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1238
01:24:45,712 --> 01:24:52,584
♪ We'll take a cup of kindness
Yet ♪
1239
01:24:53,418 --> 01:24:58,758
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1240
01:24:59,792 --> 01:25:06,733
♪ We two have run
About the slopes ♪
1241
01:25:07,399 --> 01:25:13,405
♪ And picked the daisies fine ♪
1242
01:25:13,906 --> 01:25:20,913
♪ But we've wandered
Many a weary foot ♪
1243
01:25:21,714 --> 01:25:27,220
♪ Since Auld Lang Syne ♪
1244
01:25:28,520 --> 01:25:33,993
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1245
01:25:34,026 --> 01:25:36,028
♪ My dear ♪
1246
01:25:36,062 --> 01:25:41,000
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1247
01:25:42,802 --> 01:25:49,742
♪ We'll take
A cup of kindness yet ♪
1248
01:25:50,408 --> 01:25:55,547
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1249
01:25:56,916 --> 01:26:02,021
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1250
01:26:02,054 --> 01:26:04,757
♪ My dear ♪
1251
01:26:04,791 --> 01:26:09,762
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1252
01:26:11,596 --> 01:26:18,070
♪ We'll take
A cup of kindness yet ♪
1253
01:26:18,971 --> 01:26:24,744
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪
1254
01:26:25,812 --> 01:26:32,417
♪ For Auld Lang Syne ♪