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Okay, you're probably going,
"Is this a Noxzema commercial or what?"

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But seriously, I actually have
a way normal life for a teenage girl.

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I get up, I brush my teeth,
and I pick out my school clothes.

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Daddy's a litigator. Those are
the scariest kinds of lawyers.

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Even Lucy, our maid,
is terrified of him.

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And Daddy's so good, he gets
$500 an hour to fight with people.

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He fights with me for free
because I'm his daughter.

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- Daddy.
- Cher, please don't start

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- with the juice again.
- Daddy, you need your vitamin C.

10
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Where's my briefcase?

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It's been a couple of months now,
so I said we'd go out to Malibu.

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Don't tell me those brain-dead
lowlifes have been calling again.

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They are your parents. And don't
try sneaking out of the office.

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Dr. Lovett's coming by
to give you a flu shot.

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Josh is in town, he's coming for dinner.

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- Why?
- He's your stepbrother.

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You were hardly even married to his
mother and that was five years ago.

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- Why do I have to see Josh?
- You divorce wives, not children.

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- Here.
- Forget it!

20
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Did I show you the loqued-out
Jeep Daddy got me?

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It's got four-wheel drive, dual side
airbags, and a monster sound system.

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I don't have a license yet,
but I needed something to learn on.

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Boy, they came out of nowhere.

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Here's where Dionne lives.

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She's my friend because
we both know what it's like

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to have people be jealous of us.

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Dude!

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Girlfriend!

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And I must give her snaps for
her courageous fashion efforts.

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Hey, Cher.

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Dionne and I were both named
after great singers of the past

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who now do infomercials.

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So?

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Go shopping with Dr. Seuss?

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At least I wouldn't skin
a collie to make my backpack.

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It's faux.

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- Hello! That was a stop sign.
- I totally paused.

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Yeah. Okay.

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It's not even 8:30
and Murray is paging me.

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- He is so possessive.
- Tell me about it.

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This weekend he called me
and he's all, "Where were you?"

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I'm like, "I'm at my grandmother's..."

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Dionne and her boyfriend Murray
are in this dramatic relationship.

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I think they've seen that
Ike and Tina Turner movie

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just too many times.

46
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Now I have to say to her...

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De, why do you put up with it?
You could do so much better.

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I know. Here he comes.

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Woman, why don't you be
answering any of my pages?

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- I hate when you call me "woman."
- Where you been all weekend?

51
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- You jeeping behind my back?
- Jeeping?

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Jeeping. Know what I'm saying?

53
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No, but speaking of vehicular sex

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perhaps you can explain how this
cheap K-Mart hair extension

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- got into the back seat of your car.
- I don't know where that came from.

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That looks like one of your little
stringy things you got up in your hair.

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I do not wear polyester hair, okay?

58
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Unlike some people I know, like Shawana.

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- De, I'm Audi.
- Bye.

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- Why do you gotta go there?
- That's it! I've had it with you!

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Is it that time of the month again?

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I don't know why Dionne's going out
with a high-school boy.

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They're like dogs.

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You have to clean them
and feed them and...

65
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They're just like
these nervous creatures

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that jump and slobber all over you.

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Get off of me.

68
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As if!

69
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Should all oppressed people
be allowed refuge in America?

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Amber will take the con position.
Cher will be pro.

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Cher, two minutes.

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So, okay.

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Like right now, for example,
the Haitians need to come to America.

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But some people are all, "What about
the strain on our resources?"

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But it's like, when I had this garden
party for my father's birthday, right?

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I said RSVP because it was
a sit-down dinner.

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But people came that, like, did not
RSVP. So, I was like totally bugging.

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I had to haul ass to the kitchen,
redistribute the food,

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squish in extra place settings,

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but by the end of the day it was,
like, the more the merrier.

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And so, if the government could
just get to the kitchen,

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rearrange some things, we could
certainly party with the Haitians.

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And in conclusion,
may I please remind you

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that it does not say "RSVP"
on the Statue of Liberty.

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Thank you very much.

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Amber, a reply?

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Mr. Hall, how can I answer that?

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The topic is Haiti and she's
talking about some little party.

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Hello! It was his 50th birthday.

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Whatever. If she doesn't do
the assignment, I can't do mine.

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Ladies.

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So, does anyone have any further
thoughts on Cher's oration?

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Elton, comments?

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Yeah, I can't find my Cranberries CD.
I gotta go to the Quad

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- before somebody snags it.
- I'm afraid I can't permit that.

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- Any further insights?
- I had an insight, Mr. Hall.

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I'm all ears.

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Okay. Like, the way I feel
about the Rolling Stones

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is the way my kids are gonna
feel about Nine Inch Nails,

100
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so I really shouldn't
torment my mom anymore, huh?

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Yes. Well, it's a little
off the subject of Haiti

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but tolerance is always a good lesson.

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- Thank you.
- Even when it comes out of nowhere.

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And with that in mind, I'm going
to distribute your report cards.

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Now, is there a
Christian Stovitz in this class?

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Mr. Hall, the buzz on Christian is
that his parents have joint custody,

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so he'll be spending one semester
in Chicago and one semester here.

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I think it is a travesty
on the part of the legal profession.

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Thank you for that perspective, Cher.

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Now, could all conversations
please come to a halt?

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And could the suicide attempts

112
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please be postponed
till the next period?

113
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Suddenly, a dark cloud
settled over first period.

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I got a C in Debate?

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- De?
- What's up?

116
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- Did you get your report card?
- Yeah. I'm toast. How did you do?

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I totally choked. My father
is gonna go ballistic on me.

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Mr. Hall was way harsh.

119
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He gave me a C-.

120
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He gave me a C, which drags
down my entire average.

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- Bye.
- I'll call you, okay?

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Yeah.

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Isn't my house classic?

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The columns date
all the way back to 1972.

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Wasn't my mom a Betty?
She died when I was just a baby,

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a fluke accident
during a routine liposuction.

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I don't remember her, but I like
to pretend she still watches over me.

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Ma, 98 in Geometry.
Pretty groovy, huh?

129
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Yuck.

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The maudlin music
of the university station?

131
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What is it about college
and crybaby music?

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Who's watching the galleria?

133
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So, the flannel shirt deal,

134
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is that a nod
to the crispy Seattle weather

135
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or you trying to stay warm
in front of the refrigerator?

136
00:08:07,404 --> 00:08:09,738
Oh, my, you're filling out there.

137
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Wow. Your face is
catching up with your mouth.

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- I went by Dad's office.
- He is not your dad.

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Why don't you torture a new family?

140
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Just because my mother
married someone else

141
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doesn't mean he's my father.

142
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Actually, Kato,
that's exactly what it means.

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I hope you're not
thinking of staying here.

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- I sure want to.
- I'm sure you do.

145
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I got a place in Westwood near school.

146
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Shouldn't you go to school
on the East Coast?

147
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I hear girls at NYU
aren't at all particular.

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You're funny.

149
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What's your problem, Beavis?

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...infantry furiously
trading machine gun fire.

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You just got here and already
you're playing Couch Commando.

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In some parts of the universe,
maybe not in Contempo Casual

153
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but in some parts, it's considered cool
to know what's going on in the world.

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Thank you, Josh. I so need lessons
from you on how to be cool.

155
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Tell me that part about Kenny G again.

156
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Come on, you chuckleheads, get in here.

157
00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:04,793
Josh, are you still growing?
You look taller than you did at Easter.

158
00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,295
I don't think so.

159
00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:09,048
- Doesn't he look bigger?
- His head does.

160
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:11,967
Josh, have you given any thought
to our little discussion

161
00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:13,093
about corporate law?

162
00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:16,388
Yeah, but I think I'd really like
to check out environmental law.

163
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What for? You want to have
a miserable, frustrating life?

164
00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:22,061
Josh will have that
no matter what he does.

165
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At least he knows what he wants to do

166
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and he's in a good college. I'd like
to see you have a little bit of direction.

167
00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:31,070
- I have direction.
- Yeah. Towards the mall.

168
00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:33,239
Which reminds me,
where's your report card?

169
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- It's not ready yet.
- What do you mean, it's not ready yet?

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00:09:35,867 --> 00:09:38,619
Well, some teachers
were trying to lowball me, Daddy.

171
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And I know how you say
never accept a first offer,

172
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so I figure these grades are just
a jumping off point to start negotiations.

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Very good.

174
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Whose is that?

175
00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,171
De?

176
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,257
Hello? Yeah, Jake, what?

177
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No, not the afternoon!

178
00:09:52,968 --> 00:09:54,385
You are such a brownnoser.

179
00:09:54,469 --> 00:09:57,221
And you are such a
superficial space cadet.

180
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What makes you think you'll get
teachers to change your grades?

181
00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:03,644
Only the fact that I've done
it every other semester.

182
00:10:06,231 --> 00:10:09,817
I told my P.E. teacher an evil
male had broken my heart,

183
00:10:10,235 --> 00:10:12,361
so she raised my C to a B.

184
00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:13,612
- Miserable.
- They're horrible.

185
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,739
- I can't eat, I can't sleep.
- Don't feel bad. I know.

186
00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,491
And you see, they're all like that.

187
00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:21,495
Then I promised Miss Geist
I'd start a letter-writing campaign

188
00:10:21,579 --> 00:10:24,331
to my congressman about violations
of the Clean Air Act.

189
00:10:26,376 --> 00:10:28,460
But Mr. Hall was totally rigid.

190
00:10:28,545 --> 00:10:30,379
He said my debates were unresearched

191
00:10:30,463 --> 00:10:32,506
unstructured, and unconvincing.

192
00:10:33,174 --> 00:10:34,466
As if!

193
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:40,806
I felt impotent and out of control,
which I really hate.

194
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:44,643
I needed to find sanctuary in a place
where I could gather my thoughts

195
00:10:44,728 --> 00:10:46,645
and regain my strength.

196
00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:54,486
Dude, what's wrong?

197
00:10:54,571 --> 00:10:56,864
Are you suffering
from buyer's remorse or something?

198
00:10:56,948 --> 00:10:59,241
God, no, nothing like that.
It's just that

199
00:10:59,326 --> 00:11:03,078
we've been shopping all day and I still
don't know what to do about Mr. Hall.

200
00:11:03,163 --> 00:11:06,081
I tried everything to convince him
of my scholastic aptitude

201
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,833
but I was brutally rebuffed.

202
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:10,711
Get over it. He's a miserable
little man who wants to make

203
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,755
everyone else miserable, too.

204
00:11:12,839 --> 00:11:14,340
De, that's it.

205
00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:18,344
We've got to figure out a way
to make Mr. Hall sublimely happy.

206
00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,847
Here's the 411 on Mr. Hall.

207
00:11:21,931 --> 00:11:26,643
He's single, he's 47, and he earns
minor ducats at a thankless job.

208
00:11:27,270 --> 00:11:30,439
What that man needs is a good,
healthy boink fest.

209
00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:34,526
Unfortunately, there was a major
babe drought in my school.

210
00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:38,489
The evil trolls from the Math
Department were actually married.

211
00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:40,991
Snickers.

212
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,161
And in the grand tradition
of P.E. teachers

213
00:11:44,245 --> 00:11:47,122
Miss Stoeger seemed to
be same-sex oriented.

214
00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:51,251
Of course, there was always Miss Geist.

215
00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:54,505
Something told me not
to discount Miss Geist.

216
00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,720
Sure, she has runs in her stockings
and her slip is always showing

217
00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:04,390
and she has more lipstick
on her teeth than on her mouth.

218
00:12:04,474 --> 00:12:07,601
Popular uprisings from Estates
to the general assembly.

219
00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:10,729
God, this woman is screaming
for a makeover.

220
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:12,272
I'm her only hope.

221
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,820
"Rough winds do shake
the darling buds of May"

222
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,572
"But thy eternal summer shall not fade"

223
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:22,324
Phat! Did you write that?

224
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,202
- Duh! It's like a famous quote.
- From where?

225
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:26,787
Cliffs Notes.

226
00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:29,706
I know you're going to be
doing better, Travis.

227
00:12:30,333 --> 00:12:32,751
No, if you run along,
I'll see you third period.

228
00:12:32,836 --> 00:12:36,004
And we'll try to remember
to bring our textbooks.

229
00:12:36,631 --> 00:12:37,714
Okay.

230
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:02,865
My God, she actually looked happy!

231
00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:04,199
Classic.

232
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:07,453
- Paroudasm Banafshein.
- Here.

233
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,663
Sixteen tardies to work off.

234
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,461
Janet Hong, no tardies.

235
00:13:16,671 --> 00:13:21,133
Travis Birkenstock, 38 tardies.
By far the most tardies in the class.

236
00:13:21,217 --> 00:13:22,926
Congratulations.

237
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:31,226
This is so unexpected, I didn't
even have a speech prepared.

238
00:13:31,561 --> 00:13:32,978
But I would like to say this:

239
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:36,023
Tardiness is not something
you can do all on your own.

240
00:13:36,107 --> 00:13:38,817
Many people contributed to my tardiness.

241
00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:41,945
I'd like to thank my parents
for never giving me a ride to school.

242
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:45,657
The LA City bus drivers for taking
a chance on an unknown kid.

243
00:13:45,742 --> 00:13:48,827
And last, but not least,
the wonderful crew at McDonald's

244
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:51,330
for spending hours
making those Egg McMuffins

245
00:13:51,414 --> 00:13:53,665
without which I might never be tardy.

246
00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:00,964
If Mr. Birkenstock
has no political messages

247
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,258
to include in his speech, I'll go on.

248
00:14:03,885 --> 00:14:05,969
Cher Horowitz, two tardies.

249
00:14:06,054 --> 00:14:07,054
I object.

250
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,515
Do you recall the dates
of these alleged tardies?

251
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,475
One was last Monday.

252
00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:14,686
Mr. Hall, I was surfing
the crimson wave.

253
00:14:14,771 --> 00:14:16,647
I had to haul ass to the ladies'.

254
00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:21,151
I assume you're referring to women's
troubles and so I'll let that one slide.

255
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,655
Thank you, Mr. Hall.
Miss Geist was right about you.

256
00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:26,865
What do you mean?

257
00:14:26,950 --> 00:14:31,328
She said that you were the only one
in the school with any intelligence.

258
00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,628
Cher, get in here.

259
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:41,463
Yes, Daddy?

260
00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,924
Would you tell me
what the hell this is?

261
00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:47,219
A second notice
for three outstanding tickets.

262
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:50,347
I don't remember getting a first notice.

263
00:14:50,431 --> 00:14:51,974
The ticket is the first notice.

264
00:14:52,058 --> 00:14:54,601
I didn't even know you can get
tickets without a license.

265
00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,562
Sure you can.
You can get tickets anytime.

266
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,897
Is that so? Not around here, you can't.

267
00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:02,067
From this moment on,
you will not drive, sit,

268
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:05,737
do anything in that jeep without
a supervised driver present.

269
00:15:05,822 --> 00:15:07,614
No cruising around
with Dionne, all right?

270
00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:11,493
Two permits do not equal a license.
Do I make myself clear?

271
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:12,869
Yes, Daddy.

272
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:16,373
I expect you to become a good driver.
I wanna see you apply yourself.

273
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:19,918
- I will. I'm gonna practice real hard.
- Okay.

274
00:15:22,005 --> 00:15:26,508
A licensed driver with nothing to do?
Where would I find such a loser?

275
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:30,429
Granola breath,
you got something on your chin.

276
00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,431
- I'm growing a goatee.
- That's good.

277
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:35,726
You don't wanna be the last one
at the coffee house without chin pubes.

278
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,520
I can't tell you how much I enjoy
these little chats of ours

279
00:15:38,605 --> 00:15:42,274
but in the interest of saving time,
why don't you tell me what you want?

280
00:15:42,358 --> 00:15:43,442
Okay.

281
00:15:44,527 --> 00:15:46,486
So, actually

282
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,655
I have a permit and I can drive and all

283
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,950
but Daddy says I can't take the Jeep
out without a licensed driver.

284
00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,952
And since you're not doing
anything and all...

285
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:57,331
What are the chances of you
shutting up till you get your way?

286
00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,458
Slim to none. Come on!

287
00:16:01,878 --> 00:16:05,672
James Bond, in America we drive
on the right side of the road.

288
00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,300
I am. You try driving in platforms.

289
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:12,179
I got to get back to school.
Wanna practice parking?

290
00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:15,515
What's the point?
Everywhere you go has valet.

291
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:17,309
What class are you going to?

292
00:16:17,393 --> 00:16:19,978
Actually, I'm going
to a tree people meeting.

293
00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:23,231
We might get Marky Mark
to plant a celebrity tree.

294
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:24,775
How fabulous.

295
00:16:24,984 --> 00:16:28,779
Getting Marky Mark to take time from
his busy pants-dropping schedule

296
00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,280
to plant trees?

297
00:16:30,365 --> 00:16:32,157
Josh, why don't you
just hire a gardener?

298
00:16:32,241 --> 00:16:36,203
Well, maybe Marky Mark wants to use
his popularity for a good cause.

299
00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:38,038
Make a contribution.

300
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:41,166
In case you've never heard of that,
a contribution is the giving of...

301
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,878
Excuse me, but I have donated many
expensive Italian outfits to Lucy.

302
00:16:44,962 --> 00:16:46,004
...time and funds.

303
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,675
And, as soon as I get my license,
I fully intend to brake for animals.

304
00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:54,221
And I've contributed many hours helping
two lonely teachers find romance.

305
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:57,349
Which, I'll bet, serves your
interests more than theirs.

306
00:16:57,433 --> 00:17:01,853
If I ever saw you do anything that
wasn't 90% selfish, I'd die of shock.

307
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:04,314
That'd be reason enough for me.

308
00:17:09,237 --> 00:17:12,531
- Would you call me selfish?
- No, not to your face.

309
00:17:12,907 --> 00:17:13,949
Really?

310
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,368
Is Josh giving you shit
'cause he's going through

311
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,370
his post-adolescent idealistic phase?

312
00:17:18,454 --> 00:17:20,330
Look, there's Mr. Hall.

313
00:17:20,415 --> 00:17:21,748
Mr. Hall.

314
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:23,959
Do you drink coffee?

315
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:26,169
Not from this cafeteria.

316
00:17:26,254 --> 00:17:28,714
But, yes, under normal circumstances.

317
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:32,175
I am such a retard. When I was
packing Daddy's lunch this morning

318
00:17:32,260 --> 00:17:36,263
I gave him my lemon Snapple
and I took his sucky Italian roast.

319
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,390
Do you want it?

320
00:17:38,474 --> 00:17:41,101
- Are you sure you don't want it?
- It might stunt my growth.

321
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,603
And I wanna be 5'10" like Cindy Crawford.

322
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:46,064
I thought maybe you
or Miss Geist might like it.

323
00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:48,150
Maybe you could share it.

324
00:17:50,027 --> 00:17:51,653
- Thanks.
- Sure.

325
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,117
- Miss Geist.
- Hi, girls.

326
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,785
Did you sign up
for the environmental fair?

327
00:17:58,870 --> 00:17:59,911
Yeah, we will.

328
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,788
You have such pretty eyes.
Don't hide them.

329
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,915
- These clips are so cute.
- This top is so '80s.

330
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:05,834
And this tiny little waist.

331
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,087
You girls are sweet.

332
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:14,384
Don't forget to sign up
for the environmental fair.

333
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,762
Not a total Betty,
but a vast improvement.

334
00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,096
We did our best.

335
00:18:18,181 --> 00:18:21,057
We gotta book if we're
gonna make it to P.E.

336
00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,517
Come on, De.

337
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,519
I feel like bailing, dude. Come on.

338
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:28,190
I know what you mean, but at least
it's exercise. I feel like such a heifer.

339
00:18:28,274 --> 00:18:31,443
I had two bowls of Special K,
three pieces of turkey bacon,

340
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,863
a handful of popcorn,
five peanut butter M&M's

341
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,783
- and like three pieces of licorice.
- My God. Look.

342
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:40,327
Is that a photo op or what?

343
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,372
Would you look at that body language?

344
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,460
Legs crossed toward each other.
That's an unequivocal sex invite.

345
00:18:52,340 --> 00:18:56,218
- Cher, he's getting her digits.
- Look at Geist. She's so cute.

346
00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:00,806
Old people can be so sweet.

347
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:46,935
The entire student body was utterly
grateful for the improvement

348
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,603
in their grades.

349
00:20:05,788 --> 00:20:08,790
- Cher, what's this all about?
- My report card.

350
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:10,917
The same semester?

351
00:20:11,669 --> 00:20:13,837
What'd you do, turn in
some extra-credit reports?

352
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:14,963
No.

353
00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:17,549
Did you take the midterms over?

354
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,220
You mean to tell me
that you argued your way

355
00:20:22,305 --> 00:20:24,890
from a C+ to an A-?

356
00:20:25,141 --> 00:20:28,101
Totally based on my powers
of persuasion. Are you proud?

357
00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:32,355
Honey, I couldn't be happier than
if they were based on real grades.

358
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,734
- Fabulous.
- Thank you.

359
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:42,824
I felt so satisfied,
I wanted to do more good deeds.

360
00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:49,539
De, when your allergies act up,
take out your nose ring.

361
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,334
Follow through. There you go.

362
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,211
All right, Cher.

363
00:20:55,671 --> 00:20:58,173
Earth to Cher! Come in, Cher!

364
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,011
Miss Stoeger.

365
00:21:03,471 --> 00:21:08,183
I would just like to say that physical
education in this school is a disgrace.

366
00:21:08,559 --> 00:21:13,021
I mean, standing in line for 40 minutes
is hardly aerobically effective.

367
00:21:13,564 --> 00:21:17,359
I doubt I worked off the calories
in a stick of Carefree gum.

368
00:21:19,028 --> 00:21:23,031
Well, you certainly exercised
your mouth, Cher. Now hit the ball.

369
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:28,787
Miss Stoeger, that machine is just
a lawsuit waiting to happen!

370
00:21:28,871 --> 00:21:30,997
Thanks for the legal advice.

371
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:32,540
Dionne, you're up.

372
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,418
Miss Stoeger, I have a note
from my tennis instructor

373
00:21:35,503 --> 00:21:38,630
and he would prefer it if I didn't
expose myself to any training

374
00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:40,715
that might derail his teachings.

375
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,550
Fine. Amber?

376
00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,428
Miss Stoeger, my plastic surgeon
doesn't want me doing

377
00:21:45,513 --> 00:21:48,473
any activity where balls fly at my nose.

378
00:21:49,058 --> 00:21:51,476
Well, there goes your social life.

379
00:21:52,728 --> 00:21:54,187
Miss Stoeger.

380
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,272
Got another one.

381
00:21:56,732 --> 00:22:00,694
Ladies, we have a new student with us.
This is Tai Fraiser.

382
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:07,450
Tai, you don't have time to change, but
you can hit a few balls in those clothes.

383
00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:10,245
She could be a farmer in those clothes.

384
00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,666
- All right, Amber, that's enough.
- De, my mission is clear.

385
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,294
Would you look at that girl?
She is so adorably clueless.

386
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:21,506
- We've got to adopt her.
- Cher, she is tore up.

387
00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,675
Our stock would plummet.

388
00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:27,137
De, don't you want to use
your popularity for a good cause?

389
00:22:27,263 --> 00:22:28,805
- No.
- Come here.

390
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:30,432
Yeah, come here.

391
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:32,892
- Hang with us.
- Thank you.

392
00:22:33,436 --> 00:22:36,563
- How do you like California?
- Man, I'm freaking.

393
00:22:36,897 --> 00:22:40,316
I could really use some sort
of an herbal refreshment.

394
00:22:40,401 --> 00:22:43,445
We do lunch in 10 minutes.
We don't have any tea

395
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:46,406
- but we have Coke and stuff.
- No shit! You guys got coke here?

396
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:48,575
- Yeah.
- Yeah, this is America.

397
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:54,289
So we decided to show Tai the ropes
at Bronson Alcott High School.

398
00:22:55,458 --> 00:22:58,334
That is Alana's group over there.
They do the TV station.

399
00:22:58,419 --> 00:23:00,879
They think that's the most
important thing on earth.

400
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,505
And that's the Persian Mafia.

401
00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:05,216
You can't hang with them
unless you own a BMW.

402
00:23:05,426 --> 00:23:07,052
And there's Elton in the white vest.

403
00:23:07,136 --> 00:23:09,971
And all the most popular
boys in the school.

404
00:23:10,056 --> 00:23:12,724
- Including my boyfriend. Ain't he cute?
- Yeah.

405
00:23:12,808 --> 00:23:15,185
If you make the decision
to date a high-school boy

406
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:16,770
they're the only acceptable ones.

407
00:23:16,854 --> 00:23:18,646
Cher, which one of them's your boyfriend?

408
00:23:18,731 --> 00:23:19,731
As if!

409
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,941
Cher's got attitude
about high-school boys.

410
00:23:22,026 --> 00:23:25,487
It's a personal choice every woman
has got to make for herself.

411
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,906
Woman, lend me $5.

412
00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:31,409
Murray, I've asked you repeatedly
not to call me "woman."

413
00:23:31,494 --> 00:23:33,078
- Excuse me, Miss Dionne.
- Thank you.

414
00:23:33,162 --> 00:23:35,872
Street slang is an increasingly
valid form of expression.

415
00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:38,208
Most of the feminine
pronouns do have mocking

416
00:23:38,292 --> 00:23:40,835
but not necessarily
misogynistic undertones.

417
00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,048
You guys talk like grownups.

418
00:23:45,132 --> 00:23:47,675
Well, this is a really good school.

419
00:23:48,010 --> 00:23:49,928
I'm gonna go get a soda.
You guys want?

420
00:23:50,012 --> 00:23:51,846
- Yeah, sure.
- All right.

421
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,140
She's nice.

422
00:23:54,642 --> 00:23:55,850
Project.

423
00:24:05,778 --> 00:24:07,487
That's disgusting.

424
00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,490
That's nice representation there.

425
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:13,576
Thanks. Those are really nice stickers.

426
00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:16,371
You like them? I was thinking
it was too cluttered.

427
00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,331
I wanna wipe all this
out and concentrate

428
00:24:18,415 --> 00:24:21,960
on one main decorative statement,
like Marvin the Martian right there.

429
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:24,629
Get out of town!
I can do Marvin the Martian.

430
00:24:24,713 --> 00:24:25,880
Really?

431
00:24:26,215 --> 00:24:28,883
I mean, there's not really
a lot to him, but

432
00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:30,635
- you wanna see?
- Yeah.

433
00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:31,803
Here.

434
00:24:31,887 --> 00:24:34,305
- Wow. That's really cool.
- Thanks.

435
00:24:34,807 --> 00:24:37,559
- You drew that?
- Yeah. And wait, I got

436
00:24:38,686 --> 00:24:41,271
- one here.
- You didn't trace this?

437
00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:44,482
No. Here's another one over here.

438
00:24:45,526 --> 00:24:47,735
And lots of little guys.

439
00:24:48,571 --> 00:24:50,321
- That is so cute.
- I love to draw.

440
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:51,614
You're really good at it.

441
00:24:51,699 --> 00:24:53,616
- No.
- No, really, you are.

442
00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,410
- No.
- Yeah.

443
00:24:56,245 --> 00:24:58,413
- Are you sure that's fat-free?
- Yes.

444
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:02,083
And you lose weight by doing it
like this, cutting it really small.

445
00:25:03,085 --> 00:25:05,920
- I met a really cool guy.
- Describe.

446
00:25:06,005 --> 00:25:08,464
All right, he's got long hair,
he's really funny.

447
00:25:08,549 --> 00:25:11,551
Straight off, right,
he offers me some smoke.

448
00:25:12,136 --> 00:25:13,595
There he is.

449
00:25:14,972 --> 00:25:17,557
- Are you talking about drugs?
- Yeah.

450
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,520
- Tai, how old are you?
- I'll be 16 in May.

451
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:25,148
My birthday's in April,
and as someone older

452
00:25:25,232 --> 00:25:27,442
can I please give you some advice?

453
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:30,528
It is one thing to spark up
a doobie and get laced at parties

454
00:25:30,613 --> 00:25:32,739
but it is quite another
to be fried all day.

455
00:25:32,823 --> 00:25:34,782
Do you see the distinction?

456
00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,035
- Yeah.
- Loadies generally hang

457
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:38,870
on the grassy knoll over there.

458
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,456
Sometimes they come to class
and say bonehead things

459
00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:42,707
and we all laugh, of course

460
00:25:42,791 --> 00:25:45,710
but no respectable girl
actually dates them.

461
00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:49,881
You don't wanna start off
on the wrong foot now, do you?

462
00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:51,591
I've got an idea.

463
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,801
Let's do a makeover.

464
00:25:54,136 --> 00:25:55,220
No.

465
00:25:56,513 --> 00:26:00,558
Come on, let us. Cher's main thrill
in life is a makeover, okay?

466
00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:03,228
It gives her a sense of control
in a world full of chaos.

467
00:26:03,312 --> 00:26:04,520
Please?

468
00:26:05,648 --> 00:26:07,232
Sure. Why not?

469
00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:12,320
Shit, you guys. I've never
had straight friends before.

470
00:27:03,205 --> 00:27:06,040
Now squeeze your buttocks
when you come up.

471
00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:07,875
- Squeeze here.
- Cher.

472
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:09,460
I don't wanna do this anymore.

473
00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:12,714
And my buns, they don't
feel nothing like steel.

474
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,383
Okay, it will get easier, I promise.

475
00:27:15,467 --> 00:27:18,720
Just as long as we do it every day,
not just sporadically.

476
00:27:18,804 --> 00:27:21,264
How do you know if you're
doing it sporadically?

477
00:27:21,348 --> 00:27:25,560
That's another thing, Tai. We've got
to work on your accent and vocabulary.

478
00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:29,522
See, "sporadic" means once in a while.
Try and use it in a sentence today.

479
00:27:29,606 --> 00:27:31,107
- All right.
- Okay, from now on

480
00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:34,819
we're alternating Cindy Crawford's
Aerobicize and Buns of Steel

481
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:36,738
and reading one non-school book a week.

482
00:27:36,822 --> 00:27:39,198
My first book is Fit or Fat.

483
00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:43,578
Mine is, Men are from Mars,
Women are from Venus.

484
00:27:43,871 --> 00:27:47,165
Good. That takes care
of our minds and bodies.

485
00:27:47,249 --> 00:27:50,168
But we should do something good
for mankind or the planet

486
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:51,669
for a couple of hours.

487
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:53,212
Hey, brainiac.

488
00:27:53,339 --> 00:27:56,007
The dreaded ex. Tai, this is Josh.

489
00:27:56,175 --> 00:27:57,842
Nice to meet you.

490
00:27:58,135 --> 00:27:59,927
You know about this stuff.

491
00:28:00,012 --> 00:28:02,597
I wanna do something good for humanity.

492
00:28:02,723 --> 00:28:04,724
How about sterilization?

493
00:28:09,021 --> 00:28:11,272
- What do you think?
- I'm amazed.

494
00:28:11,398 --> 00:28:14,025
That I am devoting myself
so generously to someone else?

495
00:28:14,109 --> 00:28:15,193
No.

496
00:28:15,277 --> 00:28:18,571
That you found someone even more
clueless than you are to worship you.

497
00:28:18,655 --> 00:28:21,574
I am rescuing her from teenage hell.
Do you know the wounds

498
00:28:21,658 --> 00:28:23,701
of adolescence could take years to heal?

499
00:28:23,786 --> 00:28:27,205
And you've never had a mother,
so you're acting out on that poor girl

500
00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,539
like she was your Barbie doll.

501
00:28:28,624 --> 00:28:31,084
Freshman psych rears its ugly head.

502
00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:33,044
- I am not taking psych.
- Whatever.

503
00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:37,382
I'm going to take that lost soul in there
and make her well-dressed and popular.

504
00:28:37,466 --> 00:28:42,136
Her life will be better because of me.
How many girls can say that about you?

505
00:28:43,806 --> 00:28:47,058
Mentos better, Mentos fresher

506
00:28:47,267 --> 00:28:51,229
Fresh goes better with Mentos
fresh and full of life

507
00:28:51,313 --> 00:28:52,397
Mentos.

508
00:28:52,481 --> 00:28:53,564
The freshmaker.

509
00:28:53,649 --> 00:28:56,734
- Be seeing you.
- Yeah, I hope not sporadically.

510
00:29:03,492 --> 00:29:06,119
My God, do you see
how boys are responding?

511
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:09,497
- My heart is totally bursting.
- I know. I'm kvelling.

512
00:29:10,374 --> 00:29:12,333
- Cher, you have Diemer, right?
- Geist.

513
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:14,419
Tai, did you get a flyer?

514
00:29:15,129 --> 00:29:16,337
Thanks.

515
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:17,672
A party.

516
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:21,134
It's in the Valley. The cops usually
break them up in less than an hour.

517
00:29:21,218 --> 00:29:24,720
- It takes that long to get there.
- Besides, it's just local loadies.

518
00:29:24,805 --> 00:29:26,889
Do you guys think that Travis
is gonna be there?

519
00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:30,268
- Tai, I thought we moved on from there.
- Don't sell yourself short now.

520
00:29:30,352 --> 00:29:33,104
You've got something going
that no one in this school has.

521
00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,272
I'm not a virgin.

522
00:29:34,356 --> 00:29:36,649
I mean mystery.
As far as everyone's concerned

523
00:29:36,733 --> 00:29:38,693
you were the most popular
girl in your school.

524
00:29:38,777 --> 00:29:40,820
And the fact that you hang
with De and I, well...

525
00:29:40,904 --> 00:29:42,697
Speaks very highly of you.

526
00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:46,284
If you strike while the iron is hot,
you can have any guy that you want.

527
00:29:46,368 --> 00:29:47,952
- Yeah.
- Like who?

528
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:51,914
Let's see, who's available?
There's Bronson, Brandon. I got it!

529
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:54,167
- Elton. He just broke up with Valette.
- Yes!

530
00:29:54,251 --> 00:29:55,334
Who's Elton?

531
00:29:55,419 --> 00:29:58,921
My God, he's way popular. He's like
the social director of the crew.

532
00:29:59,006 --> 00:30:01,048
And his dad can get
you into any concert.

533
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:03,634
And I noticed him scoping you out.

534
00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:06,679
- He was looking at me?
- Says you gave him a toothache.

535
00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:07,805
How'd I do that?

536
00:30:07,890 --> 00:30:10,391
It's an expression.
It means he thought you were sweet.

537
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,476
Yeah?

538
00:30:14,730 --> 00:30:16,022
- Is that true?
- No.

539
00:30:16,106 --> 00:30:17,648
You are so bad.

540
00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:28,284
Okay, you guys, let's all get together.
That is great.

541
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,120
Smile.

542
00:30:38,378 --> 00:30:40,379
Tai, get a little closer.

543
00:30:44,134 --> 00:30:45,593
Closer, Tai.

544
00:30:48,096 --> 00:30:50,848
Elton, why don't you
put your arm around Tai?

545
00:30:53,227 --> 00:30:54,602
All right.

546
00:30:54,978 --> 00:30:56,646
Yeah, that's good.

547
00:30:57,105 --> 00:30:58,231
Okay.

548
00:30:59,274 --> 00:31:01,567
Okay. Tai, come here.

549
00:31:04,655 --> 00:31:06,322
- Hold that.
- Okay.

550
00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:13,955
Cool picture.

551
00:31:14,039 --> 00:31:16,832
- Doesn't she look classic?
- Yeah, she's beautiful.

552
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:19,877
She looks like one of those
Botticelli chicks.

553
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:22,797
Why don't you make me
a copy of this, okay?

554
00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,799
Sure.

555
00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:29,637
- Hi, Daddy, this is my friend Tai.
- Get out of my chair.

556
00:31:32,808 --> 00:31:35,184
Thank you, Lucy. It looks great.

557
00:31:35,435 --> 00:31:36,769
What is this crap?

558
00:31:36,853 --> 00:31:39,105
Daddy, it's from the
<i>Cut Your Cholesterol</i> cookbook.

559
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:42,149
Dr. Lovett says you've got
to get down to 200.

560
00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,235
- No calls tonight.
- But it's Dionne.

561
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:45,903
- I'm sorry.
- It might be important.

562
00:31:45,988 --> 00:31:48,573
We're gonna have a nice family dinner.

563
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,325
So, what did you do in school today?

564
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:55,413
Well, I broke in my purple clogs.

565
00:31:58,667 --> 00:31:59,959
Yeah, hello?

566
00:32:00,043 --> 00:32:01,669
Jake. Yeah. No.

567
00:32:01,753 --> 00:32:02,878
De, what up?

568
00:32:02,963 --> 00:32:06,591
So check it. Murray's Geometry class
is right by Elton's locker

569
00:32:06,675 --> 00:32:09,468
and taped up inside was
the picture you took of Tai.

570
00:32:09,553 --> 00:32:11,095
- My God!
- What?

571
00:32:11,179 --> 00:32:13,514
Elton's got a picture of you
hanging up in his locker.

572
00:32:13,599 --> 00:32:15,016
Oh, no shit!

573
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:16,309
Hello!

574
00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:20,521
So anyway, the whole crew is going
to this party in the Valley.

575
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:21,731
Bye.

576
00:32:21,857 --> 00:32:24,400
Looks like we're gonna have to make
a cameo at the Val party.

577
00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:27,194
I told you I wanted it
in the morning! No!

578
00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:30,448
Just look at the top of the map.
Sun Valley is north.

579
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,533
No. All I see is Bel Air, okay?
That's it.

580
00:32:32,618 --> 00:32:35,202
- Then you're on the wrong map.
- I'm not on the wrong map.

581
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,495
Look at the number on the top.

582
00:32:36,580 --> 00:32:39,790
There are no numbers on the top.
There's letters.

583
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,501
- Murray, shut up.
- Do you think it's gonna frizz out?

584
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:46,213
Listen, Tai, when we get there,
make sure Elton sees you

585
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:47,632
but don't say hi first.

586
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:50,468
Look like you're having fun
and you're really popular.

587
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:52,970
Talk to someone in his eye line,
preferably a guy.

588
00:32:53,055 --> 00:32:54,472
Make him come to you.

589
00:32:54,556 --> 00:32:57,892
And find an excuse to leave
while he's still into the conversation.

590
00:32:57,976 --> 00:33:00,645
The key is always have him
wanting more. You got it?

591
00:33:00,729 --> 00:33:01,771
- I got it.
- Okay.

592
00:33:01,855 --> 00:33:02,855
Heads up!

593
00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,482
Did you just see that?

594
00:33:04,566 --> 00:33:07,109
God, skateboards.
That is like so five years ago.

595
00:33:07,194 --> 00:33:10,154
You guys came. That's great.
You want a beer? I'll get you one.

596
00:33:10,238 --> 00:33:11,322
All right.

597
00:33:13,992 --> 00:33:15,785
Yeah. This shit is whack.

598
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:18,537
This is raging.

599
00:33:18,622 --> 00:33:21,624
Let's do a lap before
we commit to a location.

600
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,671
Who was that?

601
00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:31,342
Cher, ain't that the same dress
that you were wearing yesterday?

602
00:33:32,969 --> 00:33:34,637
Say, Ambular.

603
00:33:35,055 --> 00:33:36,138
Hi!

604
00:33:36,973 --> 00:33:38,599
Was that you going through my laundry?

605
00:33:38,684 --> 00:33:39,767
As if.

606
00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:43,104
Like I would really wear
something from Judy's.

607
00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:46,774
Do you prefer "fashion victim"
or "ensemble-y challenged?"

608
00:33:47,651 --> 00:33:48,818
A clone.

609
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:52,154
Cher, you look much better
in that dress than she did.

610
00:33:53,740 --> 00:33:56,200
Ruin my satin shoes, why don't you?

611
00:33:56,284 --> 00:33:57,284
I'm sorry.

612
00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,120
Excuse me, my shoe.

613
00:34:02,541 --> 00:34:03,999
This is so not fixable.

614
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:08,045
It's a small price to pay to
the party gods. Look, I'll make amends.

615
00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:10,297
How about some chronic shit?

616
00:34:10,716 --> 00:34:12,967
- It's the least you can do.
- Okay.

617
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:15,136
Spark it.

618
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:19,473
Elton is over there.

619
00:34:19,558 --> 00:34:22,017
Act like Travis is saying
something funny.

620
00:34:22,227 --> 00:34:23,602
Sorry.

621
00:34:32,696 --> 00:34:34,613
- What's so funny?
- Nothing.

622
00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,203
- Here.
- Hey, everyone.

623
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,372
Let's play Suck and Blow.

624
00:34:54,217 --> 00:34:56,343
God, Elton, can't you suck?

625
00:34:57,888 --> 00:34:59,680
It's De. Come on.

626
00:35:01,975 --> 00:35:03,684
What have you done?

627
00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:05,186
My God.

628
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:09,398
- Why did you do this to your head?
- 'Cause I'm keeping it real.

629
00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:12,193
What? Look what he's done to his head.

630
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:14,820
- Can you believe this?
- Look at Lawrence's head.

631
00:35:14,905 --> 00:35:17,615
- It's the bomb.
- Know what I'm saying? You look good!

632
00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:18,783
As will you.

633
00:35:18,867 --> 00:35:22,077
What do you care what he thinks?
I'm the one that has to look at you!

634
00:35:22,162 --> 00:35:25,122
That was a big mistake!
What am I gonna do with you now?

635
00:35:25,207 --> 00:35:28,918
And right before the yearbook pictures.
What am I gonna tell my grandchildren?

636
00:35:29,002 --> 00:35:32,463
You know what? Okay. That's it.
You wanna play games?

637
00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:35,466
- I'm calling your mother.
- No, wait, hold on. No.

638
00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,177
- Wait, don't call my mom.
- Come on. Chill, man. Chill!

639
00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:39,386
Don't call my mom!

640
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:41,347
The same thing happened
at the spring dance.

641
00:35:41,431 --> 00:35:43,682
She spent the entire
after-party in the bathroom.

642
00:35:43,767 --> 00:35:46,018
That almost destroyed my buzz.

643
00:35:46,436 --> 00:35:48,062
I'm still baked.

644
00:35:56,071 --> 00:35:58,656
What do you say
we go bump into people?

645
00:35:58,740 --> 00:36:00,783
Yeah, I'm cool with that.

646
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:04,662
Tai, wait up.

647
00:36:08,416 --> 00:36:09,500
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

648
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:12,294
Where's your sense of pit hospitality?

649
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:17,591
That was so cool the way you did that.
I wish I could do it.

650
00:36:17,717 --> 00:36:19,885
- No, don't.
- Why not?

651
00:36:19,970 --> 00:36:23,264
'Cause if girls did it, what
would guys do to impress them?

652
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,350
I don't know, like, stuff.

653
00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,895
- You know?
- What kind of stuff?

654
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:37,111
- Tai, I need you.
- Okay.

655
00:36:37,195 --> 00:36:38,946
Elton's over there.

656
00:37:04,139 --> 00:37:06,682
Tai. Elton, help me!

657
00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:16,150
- You guys should use ice.
- No, Travis, we've got it under control.

658
00:37:16,401 --> 00:37:17,401
Tai, are you okay?

659
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:21,030
Travis, Tai would have wanted
you to enjoy the party.

660
00:37:23,617 --> 00:37:27,411
If it's a concussion, you have to keep
her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.

661
00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,331
- What's seven times seven?
- Stuff she knows.

662
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:40,799
- That's some bump you've got there.
- Yeah.

663
00:37:40,884 --> 00:37:43,761
- You ready to go back out there?
- Yeah, I am.

664
00:37:43,845 --> 00:37:45,471
All right. You sure? Can you do this?

665
00:37:45,555 --> 00:37:49,099
Rolling with the homies.

666
00:37:49,184 --> 00:37:51,310
Yeah, let's do it. You're ready.

667
00:37:54,564 --> 00:37:58,275
I had to give myself snaps
for all the good deeds I was doing.

668
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:01,236
It was so great. Love was everywhere.

669
00:38:01,696 --> 00:38:05,240
Even though I was alone,
I was really happy for Tai.

670
00:38:05,700 --> 00:38:08,577
It's like that book I read
in ninth grade that said,

671
00:38:08,703 --> 00:38:12,414
"'Tis a far, far better thing
doing stuff for other people."

672
00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:18,003
- Hello?
- Do you know what time it is?

673
00:38:18,088 --> 00:38:20,297
A watch doesn't really
go with this outfit, Daddy.

674
00:38:20,382 --> 00:38:21,548
Where are you?

675
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,051
I'm just having a snack
with my girlfriends.

676
00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:26,512
- Where, in Kuwait?
- Is that in the Valley?

677
00:38:26,596 --> 00:38:30,057
Cher, I expect you to walk
in this door in 20 minutes.

678
00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:33,310
Well, it might take
longer than that, Dad.

679
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,063
Everywhere in LA takes 20 minutes.

680
00:38:39,985 --> 00:38:41,193
Sorry to make you leave.

681
00:38:41,277 --> 00:38:44,947
Dionne's bucking for
Best Dramatic Actress at a Val Party.

682
00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:47,574
Hey, Summer.

683
00:38:47,909 --> 00:38:50,995
Hi. Pretty random fiesta.
Do you need a ride home?

684
00:38:51,079 --> 00:38:52,830
- That'd be great. Thanks.
- No, I got her.

685
00:38:52,914 --> 00:38:54,748
I'm right below
Wilshire and Linden, so...

686
00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,418
That's right near me.
I'm above Olympic.

687
00:38:57,502 --> 00:39:00,838
Great. Then, Tai, you'll go with Summer
and, Cher, you'll come with me.

688
00:39:00,922 --> 00:39:05,092
Actually, you could take Wilshire
to Canon and that turns into Benedict.

689
00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:09,221
Well, then she'd have to go back
south and I'm already going north.

690
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:13,267
But you could take Tai
on your way up to Sunset.

691
00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:16,186
- Yeah.
- That doesn't make any sense.

692
00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:20,357
I'd have to get off the freeway.
I hate that. Tai, go with Summer.

693
00:39:20,442 --> 00:39:22,943
Cher, you'll come with me.
Watch your feet.

694
00:39:34,706 --> 00:39:36,749
Didn't Tai look cute tonight?

695
00:39:36,833 --> 00:39:45,466
Turn away

696
00:39:45,967 --> 00:39:49,303
I really love her hair
when it's all wild, you know.

697
00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:54,808
It's also very pretty when it's
all up with that curly tendrils

698
00:39:54,893 --> 00:39:56,518
like in that picture I took.

699
00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:58,604
You know, you're one
of my best friends.
 
700
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:02,191
And I do not have
friends that are girls.

701
00:40:03,401 --> 00:40:06,779
Well, I'm glad because your
happiness means a lot to me.

702
00:40:06,863 --> 00:40:07,988
It does?

703
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:11,366
Sure. I saw how hard your
breakup with Valette was.

704
00:40:12,535 --> 00:40:16,663
Yeah. I think we both know
what it feels like to be lonely.

705
00:40:19,125 --> 00:40:22,836
Whatever. The thing is I'd really
like to see you settled already.

706
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:28,675
Where are we going?

707
00:40:31,554 --> 00:40:32,888
I knew it.

708
00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:37,684
You knew what?

709
00:40:38,478 --> 00:40:42,189
- That you were totally sprung on me.
- Hello! Don't you mean Tai?

710
00:40:42,273 --> 00:40:44,775
- Tai?
- You have her picture in your locker.

711
00:40:44,859 --> 00:40:47,319
I have the picture you took in my locker.

712
00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:50,322
I'm having a Twin Peaks experience.

713
00:40:51,616 --> 00:40:55,077
- I knew it. I knew when you kissed me.
- Suck and Blow is a game, Elton.

714
00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,745
No, it's not.

715
00:40:56,871 --> 00:40:58,122
Stop it.

716
00:41:01,417 --> 00:41:05,629
Fine. You know, I don't get you, Cher.
I mean, you flirt with me all year.

717
00:41:05,713 --> 00:41:07,047
As if.

718
00:41:07,549 --> 00:41:09,925
I have been trying to get
you together with Tai.

719
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:12,427
Tai? Why would I go with Tai?

720
00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,681
- Why not?
- Why not? Why not?

721
00:41:16,516 --> 00:41:19,059
Don't you even know who my father is?

722
00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:21,186
You are a snob and a half.

723
00:41:22,438 --> 00:41:24,731
Cher, listen to me. Me and Tai.

724
00:41:26,276 --> 00:41:28,610
We don't make any sense. Right?

725
00:41:29,571 --> 00:41:30,904
Me and you.

726
00:41:32,073 --> 00:41:34,616
Well, I mean, that makes sense.

727
00:41:38,288 --> 00:41:40,414
- Cut it out!
- Come on, Cher.

728
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:41,748
Stop it!

729
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,087
Cher. Where you going?

730
00:41:47,797 --> 00:41:50,007
You're only hurting yourself
here, baby. Come on.

731
00:41:50,091 --> 00:41:52,926
You gonna walk home?
Get back in the car, please.

732
00:41:53,386 --> 00:41:54,636
Get back in the car.

733
00:41:54,721 --> 00:41:56,263
Leave me alone.

734
00:41:56,556 --> 00:41:57,639
Fine.

735
00:41:58,600 --> 00:42:00,434
Where are you going?

736
00:42:03,438 --> 00:42:04,521
Shit.

737
00:42:07,734 --> 00:42:08,859
Valley Information.

738
00:42:08,943 --> 00:42:10,736
Do you have the number
of a cab company?

739
00:42:10,820 --> 00:42:11,862
Which one?

740
00:42:11,946 --> 00:42:14,531
I don't know which one.
What do you have out here?

741
00:42:14,616 --> 00:42:16,575
- We have Valley Cab.
- Hand it over.

742
00:42:16,659 --> 00:42:19,453
Give me the phone. Okay.

743
00:42:20,788 --> 00:42:23,081
Your bag, too. Come on!

744
00:42:23,917 --> 00:42:27,336
All right. Now, get down
on the ground. Face down.

745
00:42:28,755 --> 00:42:31,298
- Come on!
- Oh, no. You don't understand.

746
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,008
This is an Alaia.

747
00:42:33,259 --> 00:42:34,635
An A-what?

748
00:42:34,969 --> 00:42:37,930
It's like a totally important designer.

749
00:42:38,014 --> 00:42:40,766
And I will totally shoot you in the head.

750
00:42:41,226 --> 00:42:42,476
Get down.

751
00:42:43,978 --> 00:42:47,147
That's good. That's good
right there. All right.

752
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:49,024
Count to 100. Thank you.

753
00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:53,278
One, two...

754
00:42:55,365 --> 00:42:58,116
The evening had turned
into a royal mess.

755
00:42:58,660 --> 00:43:01,078
Sexually harassed. Robbed.

756
00:43:01,454 --> 00:43:04,456
I didn't know the number of the party,
so I couldn't call Dionne.

757
00:43:04,540 --> 00:43:07,209
And Daddy would kill me
if he knew where I was.

758
00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,086
There was just one person left to call

759
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:11,713
and I really, really
didn't want to call him.

760
00:43:13,383 --> 00:43:14,841
Come on.

761
00:43:17,345 --> 00:43:19,346
- Hello?
- Josh, you busy?

762
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:21,473
- Who is it?
- It's Mel's daughter.

763
00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:24,434
So, okay, I was at this party
and my designated driver

764
00:43:24,519 --> 00:43:26,687
tried to attack me,
so l got out so he'd stop.

765
00:43:26,771 --> 00:43:29,314
But then he drove off and deserted me.

766
00:43:29,399 --> 00:43:32,776
And then this guy with a gun
held me up, took my money

767
00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:37,155
and my phone and he yelled at me
and he forced me to ruin my dress.

768
00:43:37,323 --> 00:43:40,701
Okay. Look, where are you?

769
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:43,745
Sun Valley.

770
00:43:44,998 --> 00:43:46,581
Man, you owe me.

771
00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:50,544
Look, the man is ridiculous.
He doesn't have one unique thought

772
00:43:50,628 --> 00:43:52,629
in his little, puny brain.

773
00:43:52,714 --> 00:43:55,590
I think that there's some merit
in learning forms straight off.

774
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:59,511
Josh, please. He's taken our minds
at their most fecund point.

775
00:43:59,595 --> 00:44:01,555
- What?
- And restrained them before they've

776
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,099
wandered through the garden of ideas.

777
00:44:04,183 --> 00:44:08,020
It's just like Hamlet said,
"To thine own self be true."

778
00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:10,605
No, Hamlet didn't say that.

779
00:44:11,232 --> 00:44:14,067
I think that I remember
Hamlet accurately.

780
00:44:14,902 --> 00:44:19,197
I remember Mel Gibson accurately
and he didn't say that.

781
00:44:19,407 --> 00:44:21,283
That Polonius guy did.

782
00:44:36,883 --> 00:44:40,844
I'm gonna walk Heather to her door.
Try and stay out of trouble.

783
00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:59,404
My life is turning into
a bigger disaster than Malibu.

784
00:44:59,947 --> 00:45:01,990
I didn't know what I was
going to say to Tai.

785
00:45:02,075 --> 00:45:03,909
I felt really nervous.

786
00:45:04,285 --> 00:45:08,622
And even Fabianne, my masseuse,
said I had a lot of tension in my back.

787
00:45:11,000 --> 00:45:12,918
It's my hips, isn't it?

788
00:45:13,419 --> 00:45:15,253
- No, of course not.
- Yes.

789
00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:17,130
Don't be stupid.
You could do so much better.

790
00:45:17,215 --> 00:45:19,925
- He thinks he's all that, Tai.
- Yeah, God's gift.

791
00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,218
You're too good for him.

792
00:45:21,302 --> 00:45:24,846
If I'm too good for him,
then how come I'm not with him?

793
00:45:26,849 --> 00:45:29,893
I have got an idea.
Let's blow off seventh and eighth

794
00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:33,855
go to the mall, have a calorie fest,
and see the new Christian Slater.

795
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,981
Yes!

796
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:37,359
You guys.

797
00:45:43,241 --> 00:45:44,616
Look at him.

798
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:46,159
Baby!

799
00:45:46,744 --> 00:45:48,954
Break me off a piece of that.

800
00:45:50,248 --> 00:45:52,290
- Survey says?
- Doable.

801
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:55,377
Puny. I like them big.

802
00:45:55,711 --> 00:45:57,254
I hate muscles.

803
00:45:57,505 --> 00:46:00,507
You know what,
I don't really care either way.

804
00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:04,845
Just as long as his you-know-what
isn't crooked. I really hate that.

805
00:46:05,304 --> 00:46:06,388
What?

806
00:46:06,722 --> 00:46:08,932
- Don't scare her.
- Why, what's wrong?

807
00:46:09,684 --> 00:46:12,269
Cher's saving herself for Luke Perry.

808
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:14,438
Cher, you're a virgin?

809
00:46:14,522 --> 00:46:16,356
God, you say that like
it's a bad thing.

810
00:46:16,441 --> 00:46:19,818
Besides, the P.C. term
is "hymenally challenged."

811
00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:25,198
I am just not interested in doing it
until I find the right person.

812
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:28,577
You see how picky I am about
my shoes, and they only go on my feet.

813
00:46:28,661 --> 00:46:29,661
Yeah.

814
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:33,123
- God, you're one to talk, De.
- Wait a minute here. Wait.

815
00:46:33,749 --> 00:46:35,917
I thought that, like,
you and Murray were...

816
00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:39,421
My man is satisfied.
He's got no cause for complaints.

817
00:46:39,714 --> 00:46:42,841
But technically, I am a virgin.
You know what I mean.

818
00:46:46,095 --> 00:46:47,387
Oh, God.

819
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:51,308
- What's wrong, Tai?
- They're playing our song.

820
00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,603
You know, the one that
Elton and I danced to.

821
00:46:56,606 --> 00:46:58,815
Rolling with the homies

822
00:46:59,734 --> 00:47:02,444
- Tai. Don't cry.
- I'm sorry.

823
00:47:04,071 --> 00:47:05,238
Oh, God.

824
00:47:06,949 --> 00:47:08,074
Stop!

825
00:47:08,409 --> 00:47:12,078
I could tell Tai's grieving
period would be considerable

826
00:47:12,205 --> 00:47:15,749
unless I found someone to take
Elton's place right away.

827
00:47:21,756 --> 00:47:25,008
So, okay, I don't want to be a
traitor to my generation and all

828
00:47:25,092 --> 00:47:27,427
but I don't get how guys dress today.

829
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:30,263
I mean, come on, it looks like
they just fell out of bed

830
00:47:30,348 --> 00:47:33,892
and put on some baggy pants
and take their greasy hair

831
00:47:33,976 --> 00:47:38,104
and cover it up with a backwards cap
and, like, we're expected to swoon?

832
00:47:38,773 --> 00:47:40,398
I don't think so.

833
00:47:43,319 --> 00:47:48,198
Searching for a boy in high school is
as useless as searching for meaning

834
00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:50,200
in a Pauly Shore movie.

835
00:48:16,018 --> 00:48:19,104
So this must be the elusive Christian.

836
00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:22,899
- Where should I park?
- There's one, third back.

837
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:29,739
Okay. Now I know I said
I'd find a guy for Tai

838
00:48:30,616 --> 00:48:34,452
but I suppose there's no harm
in finding one for myself also.

839
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:45,380
Nice stems.

840
00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:46,881
Thanks.

841
00:48:48,843 --> 00:48:50,510
- Cher?
- Present.

842
00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,179
I guess we established
that during attendance.

843
00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,433
- It's time for your oral.
- Excuse me?

844
00:48:56,517 --> 00:48:59,853
Your original oral. The topic
is violence in the media.

845
00:49:04,317 --> 00:49:05,609
So, okay.

846
00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:07,110
The Attorney General says

847
00:49:07,194 --> 00:49:10,363
there's too much violence
on TV and that should stop.

848
00:49:10,448 --> 00:49:14,492
But even if you took out all the violent
shows, you could still see the news.

849
00:49:14,577 --> 00:49:19,122
Until mankind is peaceful enough
not to have violence on the news

850
00:49:19,206 --> 00:49:23,126
there's no point in taking it out of shows
that need it for entertainment value.

851
00:49:24,086 --> 00:49:25,170
Thank you.

852
00:49:32,386 --> 00:49:34,304
Any comments? Elton?

853
00:49:34,388 --> 00:49:36,806
My foot hurts. Can I go to the nurse?

854
00:49:37,558 --> 00:49:38,558
Travis?

855
00:49:38,643 --> 00:49:42,145
Two very enthusiastic thumbs up.
Fine holiday fun.

856
00:49:43,272 --> 00:49:46,608
Hello! Was I the only one listening?

857
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,985
I mean, I thought it reeked.

858
00:49:49,070 --> 00:49:52,322
I believe that was your
designer imposter perfume.

859
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,244
I dug it.

860
00:50:07,797 --> 00:50:11,383
During the next few days, I did
what any normal girl would do...

861
00:50:11,550 --> 00:50:13,385
I sent myself love letters

862
00:50:14,428 --> 00:50:15,929
and flowers and candy...

863
00:50:16,097 --> 00:50:19,974
just so he'd see how desired I was,
in case he didn't already know.

864
00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:30,402
Christian.

865
00:50:30,486 --> 00:50:34,447
And anything you can do to draw
attention to your mouth is good.

866
00:50:36,117 --> 00:50:39,577
Also, sometimes you have
to show a little skin.

867
00:50:39,662 --> 00:50:43,707
This reminds guys of being naked,
and then they think of sex.

868
00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:48,795
- Hey, duchess?
- Yes?

869
00:50:49,171 --> 00:50:50,588
You rationed this weekend?

870
00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:52,716
Like Saturday.

871
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:56,636
I'm new, but I thought maybe
you had an in on the heavy clambakes.

872
00:50:58,806 --> 00:51:01,975
My ex-stepbrother's friends
are having a party.

873
00:51:02,435 --> 00:51:03,476
Solid.

874
00:51:05,604 --> 00:51:09,023
Suddenly Daddy had a case
that had to be solved right away

875
00:51:09,108 --> 00:51:13,319
so some clerks and Josh came to help
him go through a gazillion depositions.

876
00:51:15,614 --> 00:51:17,782
- Daddy!
- What?

877
00:51:17,867 --> 00:51:21,119
I can't just open it, I have
to make him wait a while!

878
00:51:21,203 --> 00:51:22,787
Then he can wait outside.

879
00:51:22,872 --> 00:51:25,081
Josh, please?

880
00:51:25,666 --> 00:51:27,542
Come on, Josh!

881
00:51:28,961 --> 00:51:30,086
Come on!

882
00:51:39,930 --> 00:51:41,514
What do you hear?

883
00:51:42,183 --> 00:51:43,600
She's not ready.

884
00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:50,899
Hey, man.

885
00:51:52,526 --> 00:51:54,444
Nice pile of bricks you got here.

886
00:51:54,528 --> 00:51:57,238
- You drink?
- No, thanks. I'm cool.

887
00:51:57,531 --> 00:51:59,908
I'm not offering.
I'm asking you if you drink.

888
00:51:59,992 --> 00:52:03,286
You think I'd give alcohol to teenage
drivers taking my daughter out?

889
00:52:03,370 --> 00:52:05,205
Hey, man, the protective vibe, I dig.

890
00:52:05,289 --> 00:52:06,664
What's with you, kid?

891
00:52:06,874 --> 00:52:10,502
You think the death of Sammy Davis
left an opening in the rat pack?

892
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:20,303
Christian.

893
00:52:21,096 --> 00:52:22,430
Doll face.

894
00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:24,057
Handsome.

895
00:52:25,392 --> 00:52:26,684
Stunning.

896
00:52:27,603 --> 00:52:30,021
You're not letting her go out
like that, are you?

897
00:52:30,231 --> 00:52:32,148
- Cher, get in here.
- What's up, Daddy?

898
00:52:32,233 --> 00:52:34,692
- What the hell is that?
- A dress.

899
00:52:34,777 --> 00:52:36,653
- Says who?
- Calvin Klein.

900
00:52:36,737 --> 00:52:40,156
It looks like underwear! Go upstairs
and put something over it!

901
00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:42,408
I was just going to.

902
00:52:43,911 --> 00:52:45,161
Hey, you!

903
00:52:45,538 --> 00:52:48,832
Anything happens to my daughter,
I got a .45 and a shovel.

904
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:50,875
I doubt anybody would miss you.

905
00:52:52,086 --> 00:52:53,253
Bye, Daddy.

906
00:52:54,755 --> 00:52:56,047
Come on.

907
00:53:03,264 --> 00:53:06,099
- It's so killer.
- Thank you.

908
00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,769
- Your dad is pretty scary.
- Isn't he?

909
00:53:13,732 --> 00:53:16,234
- You like Billie Holiday?
- I love him.

910
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:17,610
Right.

911
00:53:26,203 --> 00:53:28,705
- I didn't like him.
- What's to like?

912
00:53:28,914 --> 00:53:32,458
- Maybe I should go to the party.
- If you feel like you should go.

913
00:53:32,543 --> 00:53:34,544
- You don't need me, do you?
- No.

914
00:53:34,670 --> 00:53:38,131
- I mean, unless you want me to stay...
- Josh, go to the party. Go.

915
00:53:38,215 --> 00:53:39,215
Okay.

916
00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:44,137
- I'll watch her for you.
- Okay.

917
00:53:44,972 --> 00:53:46,347
You do that.

918
00:54:46,325 --> 00:54:47,367
Tai!

919
00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:50,662
Oh, my God!

920
00:54:51,664 --> 00:54:53,039
Tai, are you okay?

921
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:55,249
God, shit, that is so embarrassing.

922
00:54:55,334 --> 00:54:56,292
No, no one saw.

923
00:54:56,377 --> 00:54:59,837
Good. Now all night long l'll be known
as "that girl who fell on her butt."

924
00:54:59,922 --> 00:55:00,964
Tai, no one noticed.

925
00:55:01,048 --> 00:55:03,466
Wow, are you okay?
That looked really bad.

926
00:55:03,550 --> 00:55:04,759
Yeah, thanks.

927
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:08,137
Oh, my God, Cher, look.

928
00:55:08,222 --> 00:55:10,139
He's going with Amber?

929
00:55:11,517 --> 00:55:14,102
No, he's probably just dancing with her.

930
00:55:18,732 --> 00:55:21,985
- Do you think she's pretty?
- She's a full-on Monet.

931
00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:24,570
- What's a Monet?
- It's like the paintings, see?

932
00:55:24,655 --> 00:55:27,490
From far away it's okay,
but up close it's a big old mess.

933
00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:28,783
Let's ask a guy.

934
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:30,827
Christian, what do you think of Amber?

935
00:55:31,286 --> 00:55:33,371
- Hagsville.
- See?

936
00:55:33,455 --> 00:55:37,083
Dig this, they're charging for brewskies.

937
00:55:37,710 --> 00:55:40,294
- Pass me a fin, I'll pay you back?
- Sure.

938
00:55:45,592 --> 00:55:46,759
Thanks.

939
00:55:47,344 --> 00:55:49,095
Oh, he is so cute.

940
00:55:49,471 --> 00:55:53,433
Oh, my God, do you see how he's
falling in love with me?

941
00:55:55,769 --> 00:55:58,479
Excuse me.

942
00:55:58,564 --> 00:56:00,606
I mean, look how he
ignores every other girl.

943
00:56:00,691 --> 00:56:03,985
What's it all about?
What am I gonna do with that?

944
00:56:04,069 --> 00:56:05,278
I wouldn't know.

945
00:56:07,156 --> 00:56:09,907
Oh, God, look. There's Josh.

946
00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:14,328
I didn't even see him come in. But it's
like he finds the only adult in here.

947
00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:16,706
Like he's deliberately
trying to not have fun.

948
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:18,833
Cher, I have a question.

949
00:56:18,917 --> 00:56:21,377
What should I do with this,
should I tie it around

950
00:56:21,462 --> 00:56:23,880
- or put it over my shoulders?
- Tie it around your waist.

951
00:56:23,964 --> 00:56:25,798
- Ready to slide?
- Thanks.

952
00:56:25,883 --> 00:56:27,133
Let's go.

953
00:56:52,451 --> 00:56:56,037
The band was kicking and Christian
was the hottest guy there.

954
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:59,999
But my enjoyment was put on pause
when I saw how unhappy Tai was.

955
00:57:09,051 --> 00:57:10,551
- Hi.
- Hi.

956
00:57:11,428 --> 00:57:14,097
When I see a beautiful girl,
I think we were born to move.

957
00:57:14,181 --> 00:57:15,181
What?

958
00:57:15,641 --> 00:57:19,268
Look! Josh is dancing with Tai!
He never dances.

959
00:57:19,353 --> 00:57:20,561
I can see why.

960
00:57:20,646 --> 00:57:24,232
No, he's doing her a prop
so she won't be left out.

961
00:57:24,316 --> 00:57:25,817
Oh, I dig you.

962
00:58:02,354 --> 00:58:05,273
- How are you guys holding up?
- I'm so ready to leave.

963
00:58:05,357 --> 00:58:06,482
Tired.

964
00:58:06,567 --> 00:58:08,943
Let's get Christian and go. Christian,

965
00:58:09,361 --> 00:58:11,028
- you wanna go?
- Now?

966
00:58:11,113 --> 00:58:14,240
These guys right here got the skinny
on the happening after-hours.

967
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,868
My trainer's coming really
early this morning.

968
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:20,705
- Look, I could take the girls home.
- No, that's all right.

969
00:58:20,789 --> 00:58:23,166
- No, it's fine, stay.
- You sure?

970
00:58:23,250 --> 00:58:24,333
Yeah, sure.

971
00:58:24,418 --> 00:58:26,085
Thanks, man. You got my marker.

972
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:29,130
You are a down girl.
I'll call you tomorrow.

973
00:58:31,800 --> 00:58:34,552
It was really decent of you
to dance with Tai tonight.

974
00:58:34,636 --> 00:58:35,678
My pleasure.

975
00:58:35,762 --> 00:58:37,972
Did you notice any positive
changes in her?

976
00:58:38,056 --> 00:58:39,098
Yeah.

977
00:58:39,308 --> 00:58:43,936
Under your tutelage, she's exploring
the challenging world of bare midriffs.

978
00:58:45,564 --> 00:58:49,192
So you didn't want to make a night
of it with the ring-a-ding kid?

979
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:51,277
Yeah, Daddy wouldn't go too ballistic.

980
00:58:51,361 --> 00:58:52,862
It's not like he's going to sleep.

981
00:58:52,946 --> 00:58:55,156
No. Not if they're going
to finish those depos.

982
00:58:55,532 --> 00:58:59,702
Hey, you know what would be so dope?
If we got some really delicious takeout.

983
00:58:59,786 --> 00:59:01,662
I bet they haven't eaten all night.

984
00:59:01,747 --> 00:59:04,290
Yeah, that would be pretty dope of us.

985
00:59:06,627 --> 00:59:07,835
Let's do it.

986
00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:14,634
The midnight snack totally revived the
lawyers and Daddy was way grateful.

987
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:15,718
Meat.

988
00:59:15,802 --> 00:59:18,054
Eat oranges, you get a lot
of vitamin C. Daddy, no!

989
00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:20,223
- You know you can't have that.
- Cher, come on!

990
00:59:20,307 --> 00:59:21,265
Don't be silly.

991
00:59:21,350 --> 00:59:22,558
I know it sounds mental

992
00:59:22,643 --> 00:59:26,604
but sometimes I have more fun
vegging out than when I go partying.

993
00:59:26,688 --> 00:59:28,731
Maybe because my party
clothes are so binding.

994
00:59:28,815 --> 00:59:29,982
Look, I'm just curious.

995
00:59:30,067 --> 00:59:32,777
How many hours a day do you
spend grooming yourself?

996
00:59:32,861 --> 00:59:36,906
Some people are not lucky enough
to be as naturally adorable as you are.

997
00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,908
Stop it, you're making me blush.

998
00:59:40,911 --> 00:59:41,994
Hello.

999
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,579
Hi, Cher, how are you?

1000
00:59:43,664 --> 00:59:44,872
Hi, Gail.

1001
00:59:44,957 --> 00:59:47,375
Is my son there cleaning out
your refrigerator?

1002
00:59:47,459 --> 00:59:49,919
No, he's not here.

1003
00:59:50,003 --> 00:59:51,504
You should try the dorms.

1004
00:59:51,588 --> 00:59:52,838
All right. Bye, hon.

1005
00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:54,006
Bye-bye.

1006
00:59:54,591 --> 00:59:55,675
What was that all about?

1007
00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,593
She wants me to come home
for spring break.

1008
00:59:57,678 --> 00:59:59,637
What's the big deal?
Nobody will be in school.

1009
00:59:59,721 --> 01:00:01,847
Yeah, but Husband
Number 4 is at home

1010
01:00:01,932 --> 01:00:04,767
and his whole idea of acting
like a family is to criticize me.

1011
01:00:04,851 --> 01:00:08,145
So what, you're gonna roam around
campus for two weeks all by yourself?

1012
01:00:08,230 --> 01:00:09,272
I don't mind.

1013
01:00:09,773 --> 01:00:12,024
That is stupid.
Why don't you just come here,

1014
01:00:12,109 --> 01:00:15,361
you can have your old room, and
there are gonna be some great parties.

1015
01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:17,863
- No.
- Why not?

1016
01:00:18,657 --> 01:00:22,451
You got your whole social world going on.
I don't want to get in the way.

1017
01:00:22,536 --> 01:00:24,078
You won't be in the way.

1018
01:00:24,162 --> 01:00:27,123
How much fun would it be having
a brother-type tagging along?

1019
01:00:27,207 --> 01:00:28,958
Josh, you are not my brother.

1020
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,876
Look, you know what I mean.

1021
01:00:31,253 --> 01:00:33,546
Come on, you need some
excitement in your life.

1022
01:00:33,630 --> 01:00:35,673
It will replenish you for your finals.

1023
01:00:38,677 --> 01:00:40,553
- Okay.
- Good.

1024
01:00:42,931 --> 01:00:46,183
I can't believe I'm taking advice
from someone who watches cartoons.

1025
01:00:46,768 --> 01:00:49,145
Be quiet, you idiot!

1026
01:00:49,229 --> 01:00:50,855
That's Ren and Stimpy.

1027
01:00:51,565 --> 01:00:53,316
They are way existential.

1028
01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,609
Do you have any idea
what you're talking about?

1029
01:00:55,694 --> 01:00:58,070
No. Why, do I sound like I do?

1030
01:01:11,084 --> 01:01:14,628
Christian said he'd call the next day,
but in boy time that meant Thursday.

1031
01:01:14,713 --> 01:01:16,380
You can imagine my astonishment

1032
01:01:16,465 --> 01:01:18,424
to hear from him while
I was packing Daddy up.

1033
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:19,592
Hello?

1034
01:01:19,968 --> 01:01:23,304
He said he'd come over with some
videotapes and we'd watch them.

1035
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:26,390
A night alone with Christian?
I sent for reinforcements.

1036
01:01:26,475 --> 01:01:27,475
De!

1037
01:01:28,310 --> 01:01:31,645
Then De and I had to design
a lighting concept.

1038
01:01:32,356 --> 01:01:33,856
And costume decisions.

1039
01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:37,151
I don't rely on mirrors
so I always take Polaroids.

1040
01:01:40,447 --> 01:01:43,783
Whenever a boy comes, you should
always have something baking.

1041
01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,879
Oh! I'm still all red!

1042
01:01:56,963 --> 01:02:00,049
I'm trying to make you
as white as I can, Cher.

1043
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:05,388
Look, you're all flushed.
You have to calm down. Okay, calm.

1044
01:02:06,515 --> 01:02:08,182
You know, I am so glad I never did it

1045
01:02:08,266 --> 01:02:10,768
with someone I had
lukewarm feelings for

1046
01:02:11,061 --> 01:02:12,937
'cause Christian is brutally hot.

1047
01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:15,398
And I am gonna
remember tonight forever.

1048
01:02:15,482 --> 01:02:16,524
Blot.

1049
01:02:23,824 --> 01:02:26,826
Hi.

1050
01:02:29,830 --> 01:02:30,996
Something burning?

1051
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,457
Oh, my God!

1052
01:02:41,550 --> 01:02:44,218
Oh, honey, you baked.

1053
01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:45,928
I tried.

1054
01:02:46,304 --> 01:02:49,140
Come on. Show me the rest of your pad.

1055
01:02:53,019 --> 01:02:54,979
Your father has a
well-rounded collection.

1056
01:02:55,063 --> 01:02:56,772
Daddy says it's a good investment.

1057
01:02:56,857 --> 01:02:59,733
He's absolutely right. Claes Oldenburg.

1058
01:02:59,818 --> 01:03:01,569
Oh, he's way famous.

1059
01:03:03,738 --> 01:03:06,699
But this is older, see? Transitional.

1060
01:03:07,284 --> 01:03:08,784
A very important piece.

1061
01:03:09,870 --> 01:03:11,537
You want to go swimming?

1062
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,625
- Let's watch the movies.
- Oh, okay.

1063
01:03:17,252 --> 01:03:19,295
Christian had a thing for Tony Curtis

1064
01:03:19,379 --> 01:03:22,465
so he brought over
<i>Some Like It Hot and Sparaticus.</i>

1065
01:03:23,884 --> 01:03:25,259
Singer of songs.

1066
01:03:26,386 --> 01:03:28,721
For whom did you practice
this wondrous talent?

1067
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:33,642
For the children of my master
whom I also taught the classics.

1068
01:03:33,894 --> 01:03:35,019
Classics, indeed?

1069
01:03:36,062 --> 01:03:39,690
What position have we, I wonder,
for a boy of such varied gifts?

1070
01:03:42,861 --> 01:03:44,820
You shall be my body servant.
Instruct him.

1071
01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,363
All of you, come with me.

1072
01:03:49,493 --> 01:03:51,118
My feet are cold.

1073
01:03:58,835 --> 01:03:59,919
Thanks.

1074
01:04:01,129 --> 01:04:03,088
Oh, watch this part. This is good.

1075
01:04:06,927 --> 01:04:08,093
Are you okay?

1076
01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,553
I'm fine.

1077
01:04:10,180 --> 01:04:13,349
Do you want something to drink?
You know, I could get you some wine.

1078
01:04:13,433 --> 01:04:14,433
No.

1079
01:04:15,143 --> 01:04:18,395
You notice how wine makes people
want to feel, like sexy?

1080
01:04:18,730 --> 01:04:20,064
That's okay.

1081
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:26,153
I'm actually getting tired.

1082
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:30,491
But I can make you some
coffee if you'd like.

1083
01:04:30,575 --> 01:04:33,118
Oh, no, thanks. Got the ulcer.

1084
01:04:33,411 --> 01:04:35,579
You had all those cappuccinos before.

1085
01:04:37,332 --> 01:04:39,959
Well, you know, that was, like, foam.

1086
01:04:46,091 --> 01:04:48,801
You're great. We're friends, right?

1087
01:04:52,264 --> 01:04:53,722
Knock me a little kiss.

1088
01:04:55,809 --> 01:04:56,892
I'll see you.

1089
01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:05,776
I don't get it. Did my hair get flat?

1090
01:05:06,319 --> 01:05:08,529
Did I stumble into some bad lighting?

1091
01:05:09,114 --> 01:05:10,406
What's wrong with me?

1092
01:05:10,490 --> 01:05:13,075
Nothing! Maybe he really was tired.

1093
01:05:13,159 --> 01:05:17,246
I suppose it wasn't meant to be.
I mean, he does dress better than I do.

1094
01:05:17,330 --> 01:05:19,081
What would I bring to the relationship?

1095
01:05:19,165 --> 01:05:21,917
Get back into the right lane.
What's the first thing you do?

1096
01:05:22,002 --> 01:05:24,044
The first thing I do is I put on my blinker.

1097
01:05:24,129 --> 01:05:25,713
Oh, wait, shit.

1098
01:05:25,797 --> 01:05:28,507
- Watch the road!
- All right! Stop!

1099
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,843
Then I look in my mirror.

1100
01:05:31,136 --> 01:05:34,680
Okay. Then I glance at my blind spot.

1101
01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:37,725
You glance with your head
not the whole car!

1102
01:05:37,809 --> 01:05:38,892
I swear to God...

1103
01:05:38,977 --> 01:05:41,687
I swear to God, woman,
you can't drive for shit!

1104
01:05:41,771 --> 01:05:44,064
- I'm not trying to hear that. No.
- Hear me! You...

1105
01:05:44,149 --> 01:05:47,943
Actually, going all the way
is like a really big decision.

1106
01:05:48,028 --> 01:05:50,195
I can't believe
I was so capricious about it.

1107
01:05:50,614 --> 01:05:52,990
De, I almost had sex with him.

1108
01:05:53,074 --> 01:05:54,617
You almost had sex with who?

1109
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:55,868
Christian.

1110
01:05:57,912 --> 01:05:59,038
What?

1111
01:05:59,789 --> 01:06:02,499
Look, are you bitches
blind or something?

1112
01:06:02,584 --> 01:06:05,461
- Your man Christian is a cake boy.
- A what?

1113
01:06:05,545 --> 01:06:07,963
He's a disco-dancing,
Oscar Wilde-reading,

1114
01:06:08,048 --> 01:06:09,923
Streisand ticket-holding,
friend of Dorothy.

1115
01:06:10,008 --> 01:06:11,175
You know what I'm saying?

1116
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,385
- No way.
- He's gay.

1117
01:06:13,470 --> 01:06:15,596
- Not even.
- Yes, even.

1118
01:06:16,222 --> 01:06:19,433
He does like to shop, Cher.
And the boy can dress.

1119
01:06:19,517 --> 01:06:22,102
Oh, my God, I am totally bugging.

1120
01:06:22,729 --> 01:06:24,897
I feel like such a bonehead.

1121
01:06:25,440 --> 01:06:28,108
What the hell?
You're getting on the freeway!

1122
01:06:28,193 --> 01:06:30,444
- What?
- No, turn right! Get out of the lane!

1123
01:06:30,528 --> 01:06:33,072
No! Forget procedure,
just get out of the lane!

1124
01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:35,324
A truck!

1125
01:06:36,785 --> 01:06:38,661
We're on the freeway!

1126
01:06:38,745 --> 01:06:39,912
What do I do, Murray?

1127
01:06:39,996 --> 01:06:42,706
Just go straight! Go straight! Go!

1128
01:06:42,791 --> 01:06:43,832
Oh, shit!

1129
01:06:43,917 --> 01:06:46,502
Just relax and drive, baby.
Just relax and drive.

1130
01:06:46,586 --> 01:06:47,586
Okay.

1131
01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:49,880
I'm here with you.

1132
01:06:51,091 --> 01:06:53,050
Shut up!

1133
01:07:00,100 --> 01:07:04,353
Whatever you do, keep your hands
on the wheel at all times!

1134
01:07:06,314 --> 01:07:07,523
Oh, my God!

1135
01:07:11,069 --> 01:07:12,152
Just go!

1136
01:07:15,156 --> 01:07:16,990
- Turn to the right!
- Okay.

1137
01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:20,452
Oh, there it is. All right, we're off.

1138
01:07:22,455 --> 01:07:23,831
You did wonderful.

1139
01:07:24,249 --> 01:07:26,125
- It's all right, baby. Relax.
- You did it, De.

1140
01:07:26,418 --> 01:07:28,794
Honey, relax. Baby, relax.

1141
01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:31,922
Breathe, breathe in.
Breathe and let it out.

1142
01:07:32,006 --> 01:07:34,675
Breathe, honey, breathe. Relax.

1143
01:07:35,260 --> 01:07:39,513
Boy, getting off the freeway makes
you realize how important love is.

1144
01:07:39,597 --> 01:07:43,976
After that, Dionne's virginity went
from "technical" to "nonexistent"

1145
01:07:44,144 --> 01:07:47,479
and I realized how much
I wanted a boyfriend of my own.

1146
01:07:47,939 --> 01:07:50,816
Not that Christian wasn't
a blast to hang out with,

1147
01:07:50,900 --> 01:07:53,861
he was becoming one of my
favorite shopping partners.

1148
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:55,654
The black one was, but so is the red.

1149
01:07:57,991 --> 01:07:59,074
Where's Tai?

1150
01:07:59,159 --> 01:08:01,243
She met some random guys
at the Foot Locker

1151
01:08:01,327 --> 01:08:03,245
and escorted them right over there.

1152
01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:04,747
Oh, my God, did you?

1153
01:08:04,831 --> 01:08:07,082
I don't know where
she meets these Barneys.

1154
01:08:07,167 --> 01:08:09,251
- I have a question, all right?
- What?

1155
01:08:09,335 --> 01:08:13,297
The jacket, is it
James Dean or Jason Priestley?

1156
01:08:13,506 --> 01:08:16,383
Carpe diem, okay? You looked hot in it.

1157
01:08:16,468 --> 01:08:17,551
Really?

1158
01:08:18,261 --> 01:08:19,762
- If I fall...
- Don't worry.

1159
01:08:19,846 --> 01:08:21,138
- ...would you guys catch me?
- Yeah!

1160
01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,140
Could they please be more generic?

1161
01:08:25,351 --> 01:08:27,603
Stop it! Please!

1162
01:08:27,687 --> 01:08:30,105
Put me back up! Please put me back!

1163
01:08:33,193 --> 01:08:35,319
Put me down!

1164
01:08:36,738 --> 01:08:37,863
Thank you.

1165
01:08:38,448 --> 01:08:40,783
- You asshole!
- Hey, man, we're just joking.

1166
01:08:40,867 --> 01:08:43,452
Oh, really? Somebody could get killed.

1167
01:08:43,536 --> 01:08:45,496
- Oh, my God.
- It's okay.

1168
01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,956
Cher, you don't understand,
I was sitting there

1169
01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,459
and I was talking to those guys
and all of a sudden

1170
01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,002
we were laughing and they were...

1171
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,504
- Hey, you okay?
- Yeah.

1172
01:08:53,588 --> 01:08:55,214
- You sure?
- I'm fine.

1173
01:08:56,174 --> 01:08:59,176
- Let's get you home for some R and R.
- What's that?

1174
01:09:02,055 --> 01:09:04,556
Boy, considering how clueless she was

1175
01:09:04,641 --> 01:09:08,018
Tai certainly had that
damsel in distress act down.

1176
01:09:09,062 --> 01:09:12,147
Meanwhile, back at school,
everyone was talking about

1177
01:09:12,232 --> 01:09:14,441
Tai's brush with death at the mall.

1178
01:09:14,526 --> 01:09:16,944
Was it like a montage of all
the scenes in your life?

1179
01:09:17,070 --> 01:09:19,238
Not exactly a montage.

1180
01:09:19,364 --> 01:09:22,825
Cher, is it true some gang members
tried to shoot Tai in the mall?

1181
01:09:22,909 --> 01:09:23,867
No.

1182
01:09:23,952 --> 01:09:25,619
Well, that's what everyone is saying.

1183
01:09:25,703 --> 01:09:26,954
Whatever.

1184
01:09:28,665 --> 01:09:30,666
When I was 9, I fell off this jungle gym.

1185
01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:33,252
That G-spot that they
talk about in Cosmo...

1186
01:09:33,795 --> 01:09:35,045
Wait, move down for Cher.

1187
01:09:35,129 --> 01:09:36,213
Hi.

1188
01:09:36,297 --> 01:09:37,673
Tell me more.

1189
01:09:37,757 --> 01:09:38,799
Where was I?

1190
01:09:38,883 --> 01:09:41,093
You were thinking about
what was really important.

1191
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:42,177
Right.

1192
01:09:42,762 --> 01:09:47,182
Okay, right before you die, your
mind just sort of gets very clear.

1193
01:09:48,184 --> 01:09:50,352
It's a very intense spiritual feeling...

1194
01:09:50,436 --> 01:09:52,688
I know when I was held at gunpoint...

1195
01:09:52,772 --> 01:09:54,690
- Excuse me. You were saying?
- It's spiritual.

1196
01:09:54,774 --> 01:09:58,277
I don't know, I can't pinpoint
the spirituality of it for you

1197
01:09:58,361 --> 01:10:00,320
if you've never experienced
anything quite...

1198
01:10:00,405 --> 01:10:03,866
Tai, I was planning on going to Tower
and getting something for Christian.

1199
01:10:03,950 --> 01:10:07,119
You know, like some kind of present
or something. You want to come?

1200
01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,955
Sure. I mean, I owe him my life.

1201
01:10:10,039 --> 01:10:11,206
So I'll get you after school.

1202
01:10:11,291 --> 01:10:15,252
Yeah. You know, not today,
I'm going over to Melrose with Amber.

1203
01:10:15,628 --> 01:10:17,004
We're going to Melrose.

1204
01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:20,591
How about tomorrow?

1205
01:10:20,675 --> 01:10:22,426
Do you think we could
do it next Monday?

1206
01:10:22,510 --> 01:10:24,553
I mean my week's filling up
pretty fast here.

1207
01:10:25,138 --> 01:10:27,723
So when we got back from
the IHOP it was 8:00.

1208
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:30,559
Oh, swoon. Here comes your boyfriend.

1209
01:10:31,519 --> 01:10:33,353
Hey, Tai, check it out.

1210
01:10:35,607 --> 01:10:37,441
Could you shove down a little bit?

1211
01:10:37,525 --> 01:10:38,567
No.

1212
01:10:38,651 --> 01:10:42,362
Hello, don't the slackers prefer
that grassy knoll over there?

1213
01:10:49,495 --> 01:10:50,621
Tai.

1214
01:10:50,872 --> 01:10:52,331
- Well, so anyway...
- What?

1215
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:53,874
Have you ever done it in water?

1216
01:10:53,958 --> 01:10:55,417
- Oh, yeah.
- Really?

1217
01:10:55,501 --> 01:10:56,668
Does the sponge work in water?

1218
01:10:56,753 --> 01:10:58,295
What was happening?

1219
01:10:58,379 --> 01:11:01,298
Dionne asking Tai for sex advice?

1220
01:11:01,382 --> 01:11:04,384
Tai being the most
popular girl in school?

1221
01:11:05,053 --> 01:11:07,721
It was like some sort of
alternate universe.

1222
01:11:09,766 --> 01:11:13,560
On top of everything else, I was
going to take the driving test.

1223
01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:17,606
So I had to find my most
responsible-looking ensemble.

1224
01:11:17,690 --> 01:11:21,360
Where's my white collarless
shirt from Fred Segal?

1225
01:11:22,737 --> 01:11:26,031
- Lucy, where's my shirt?
- Probably at the cleaner.

1226
01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:29,785
But today's the driving test.
It's my most capable-looking outfit.

1227
01:11:29,869 --> 01:11:32,454
Okay, I call them.

1228
01:11:33,081 --> 01:11:34,456
It's too late now.

1229
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:36,792
We got another notice
from the fire department

1230
01:11:36,876 --> 01:11:38,460
saying we have to clear out the bush.

1231
01:11:38,544 --> 01:11:40,337
You said you were
gonna get José to do it.

1232
01:11:40,421 --> 01:11:42,631
He's your gardener,
why you don't tell him?

1233
01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,925
Lucy, you know I don't speak Mexican.

1234
01:11:45,093 --> 01:11:47,177
I not a Mexican!

1235
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:50,389
- Great. What was that all about?
- Lucy's from El Salvador.

1236
01:11:50,890 --> 01:11:52,015
So?

1237
01:11:52,100 --> 01:11:53,725
It's an entirely different country.

1238
01:11:53,810 --> 01:11:55,143
What does that matter?

1239
01:11:55,228 --> 01:11:57,729
You get upset if someone
thinks you live below Sunset.

1240
01:11:57,814 --> 01:12:01,274
Okay. So everything is all my fault.
I'm always wrong, right?

1241
01:12:01,359 --> 01:12:02,359
You're such a brat.

1242
01:12:02,443 --> 01:12:05,153
I had an overwhelming
sense of ickiness.

1243
01:12:05,238 --> 01:12:08,991
Even though I apologized to Lucy,
something was still plaguing me.

1244
01:12:10,702 --> 01:12:13,829
Like Josh thinking I was mean
was making me postal.

1245
01:12:13,913 --> 01:12:15,414
Move into the right lane.

1246
01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:18,083
Anyway, why should I care
what Josh thinks?

1247
01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:20,752
Why was I letting it
throw me into such turmoil?

1248
01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:22,462
- Watch out for the bike rider!
- Hey!

1249
01:12:22,547 --> 01:12:24,548
Oops, my bad.

1250
01:12:24,716 --> 01:12:28,135
What are you doing?
You can't take up both lanes.

1251
01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:29,886
Get in the right lane.

1252
01:12:30,221 --> 01:12:31,638
Not so close!

1253
01:12:32,765 --> 01:12:34,474
Should I write them a note?

1254
01:12:35,768 --> 01:12:38,061
Pull over up here
and turn off the engine.

1255
01:12:38,855 --> 01:12:40,564
Yeah, right there.

1256
01:12:43,484 --> 01:12:46,194
Are you gonna take me somewhere
to make left-hand turns?

1257
01:12:46,279 --> 01:12:47,946
We're going back to the DMV.

1258
01:12:48,114 --> 01:12:50,240
- It's over?
- It's over.

1259
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:52,951
- Well, how did I do?
- How'd you do?

1260
01:12:54,120 --> 01:12:56,079
Well, let's see, shall we?

1261
01:12:56,664 --> 01:12:59,332
You can't park. You can't switch lanes.

1262
01:12:59,417 --> 01:13:02,502
You can't make right-hand turns.
You've damaged private property

1263
01:13:02,587 --> 01:13:03,879
and you almost killed someone.

1264
01:13:04,047 --> 01:13:06,548
Offhand, I'd say you failed.

1265
01:13:06,758 --> 01:13:08,008
Failed?

1266
01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,552
Well, can't we just start over?

1267
01:13:10,636 --> 01:13:12,387
I'm kind of having a personal problem.

1268
01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:14,014
My mind was somewhere else.

1269
01:13:14,098 --> 01:13:16,767
You saw how that biker
came out of nowhere, right?

1270
01:13:17,518 --> 01:13:19,561
I swear I'll concentrate.

1271
01:13:19,645 --> 01:13:21,521
I drive really good usually.

1272
01:13:21,606 --> 01:13:24,900
Isn't there somebody else I can talk to?
A supervisor or something?

1273
01:13:24,984 --> 01:13:29,029
You can't be the absolute and
final word in drivers' licenses.

1274
01:13:29,238 --> 01:13:33,742
Girlie, as far as you're concerned,
I am the messiah of the DMV.

1275
01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:36,369
Now get out of the car.

1276
01:13:51,344 --> 01:13:53,303
I can't believe I failed.

1277
01:13:53,471 --> 01:13:56,181
I failed something
I couldn't talk my way out of?

1278
01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:03,980
All right. Put your legs into me.
Thank you.

1279
01:14:04,065 --> 01:14:05,107
Okay.

1280
01:14:05,483 --> 01:14:06,483
- Hey.
- Hey.

1281
01:14:06,567 --> 01:14:09,027
- You're home.
- How does it feel to have a license?

1282
01:14:09,821 --> 01:14:11,196
I wouldn't know. I failed.

1283
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,657
Oh. Bummer.

1284
01:14:13,741 --> 01:14:15,283
And, Josh, spare me your lectures

1285
01:14:15,368 --> 01:14:17,577
on how driving is such
a big responsibility

1286
01:14:17,662 --> 01:14:19,663
you can't B.S. your way
through it, okay?

1287
01:14:20,331 --> 01:14:21,581
I didn't say anything.

1288
01:14:21,666 --> 01:14:23,041
I know what you're thinking.

1289
01:14:31,259 --> 01:14:32,551
I got to tell you something.

1290
01:14:32,635 --> 01:14:34,594
I'm really sorry about
your test and all.

1291
01:14:34,679 --> 01:14:35,971
I'm so glad you're here.

1292
01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:39,432
There's something I got to do and
I need you here with me while I do it.

1293
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,309
- Does this thing work?
- Yeah. Sure.

1294
01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:43,645
What is this stuff?

1295
01:14:43,729 --> 01:14:46,356
This is a bunch of junk
that reminded me of Elton.

1296
01:14:46,440 --> 01:14:49,401
But I want to burn it
because I am so over him.

1297
01:14:49,735 --> 01:14:51,611
- Well, what stuff?
- All right.

1298
01:14:52,071 --> 01:14:54,489
Do you remember when we
were at the Val party

1299
01:14:54,574 --> 01:14:58,410
and the clog knocked me out and
Elton got a towel of ice to cure me?

1300
01:14:58,494 --> 01:14:59,494
Yeah.

1301
01:15:00,454 --> 01:15:04,958
I didn't tell you at the time, but
I took the towel home as a souvenir.

1302
01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:07,586
- You're kidding.
- No.

1303
01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:11,965
And then, do you remember that song
that was playing when we danced?

1304
01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:14,968
Remember that? You know,
the Rolling with the Homies?

1305
01:15:16,262 --> 01:15:20,432
Anyways, I got the tape, right?
I listened to it like every single night.

1306
01:15:21,601 --> 01:15:23,059
Don't burn that. Okay.

1307
01:15:24,312 --> 01:15:27,522
Tai, I'm really happy for you

1308
01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:30,192
but what brought on
this surge of empowerment?

1309
01:15:30,443 --> 01:15:31,568
It's like

1310
01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:35,155
I met this guy
who's so totally amazing

1311
01:15:35,239 --> 01:15:37,240
that he makes Elton look like a loser.

1312
01:15:37,325 --> 01:15:38,783
That is so great.

1313
01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:42,287
Look, you've got to help me get Josh.

1314
01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,456
Get Josh what?

1315
01:15:45,041 --> 01:15:46,541
You know what I mean.

1316
01:15:46,834 --> 01:15:47,959
I like him.

1317
01:15:48,294 --> 01:15:50,170
Do you think that he likes you?

1318
01:15:50,254 --> 01:15:51,338
Yeah.

1319
01:15:51,589 --> 01:15:52,714
How do you know?

1320
01:15:52,965 --> 01:15:55,884
Like little things, you know?

1321
01:15:55,968 --> 01:16:00,096
He always... He finds some sort
of way to touch me or tickle me.

1322
01:16:00,264 --> 01:16:03,391
Do you remember the time at the frat
when I was totally depressed

1323
01:16:03,476 --> 01:16:06,978
and he asked me to dance with him
and he was really flirty?

1324
01:16:08,689 --> 01:16:09,814
You okay?

1325
01:16:10,107 --> 01:16:11,107
Yeah.

1326
01:16:11,275 --> 01:16:14,653
Actually, I was really bad today.

1327
01:16:14,737 --> 01:16:17,155
I had two mochaccinos.
I feel like ralphing.

1328
01:16:17,531 --> 01:16:19,741
I know exactly how that feels.

1329
01:16:19,825 --> 01:16:23,328
Like, the other day,
I was talking to Josh

1330
01:16:23,412 --> 01:16:24,871
and we were discussing the difference

1331
01:16:24,956 --> 01:16:27,415
between high-school girls
and college girls.

1332
01:16:27,500 --> 01:16:30,377
College girls wear less
makeup on their face

1333
01:16:30,461 --> 01:16:32,170
and that's why guys like them more.

1334
01:16:32,380 --> 01:16:35,006
But, Tai, do you really think
you'd be good with Josh?

1335
01:16:35,091 --> 01:16:37,592
I mean, he's like a school nerd.

1336
01:16:37,969 --> 01:16:41,554
What, am I some sort of
a mentally challenged airhead?

1337
01:16:41,931 --> 01:16:45,267
No, not even. I didn't say that.

1338
01:16:45,351 --> 01:16:47,978
What, I'm not good enough
for Josh or something?

1339
01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:51,606
I just don't think you'd

1340
01:16:52,149 --> 01:16:53,483
mesh well together.

1341
01:16:54,527 --> 01:16:56,987
You don't think that we mesh well?

1342
01:16:58,072 --> 01:17:01,032
Why am I even listening
to you to begin with?

1343
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:04,202
You're a virgin who can't drive.

1344
01:17:08,749 --> 01:17:10,709
That was way harsh, Tai.

1345
01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,087
All right. Look, I'm really sorry.

1346
01:17:15,548 --> 01:17:19,301
Let's just talk when we've mellowed,
all right? I'm Audi.

1347
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:25,390
What did I do?

1348
01:17:25,516 --> 01:17:27,892
I've created some sort of a monster.

1349
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:31,646
I could feel the chunks
start to rise up in my throat.

1350
01:17:33,399 --> 01:17:34,816
I had to get out.

1351
01:17:45,202 --> 01:17:48,580
Everything I think
and everything I do is wrong.

1352
01:17:48,748 --> 01:17:52,417
I was wrong about Elton,
I was wrong about Christian...

1353
01:17:52,501 --> 01:17:54,252
now Josh hated me.

1354
01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,589
It all boiled down
to one inevitable conclusion:

1355
01:17:57,882 --> 01:18:00,342
I was just totally clueless.

1356
01:18:00,760 --> 01:18:03,887
Oh, and this Josh and Tai thing
was wigging me more than anything.

1357
01:18:03,971 --> 01:18:07,098
I mean, what was my problem?
Tai is my pal.

1358
01:18:07,308 --> 01:18:09,517
I don't begrudge her a boyfriend.
I really...

1359
01:18:09,602 --> 01:18:12,062
I wonder if they have that in my size.

1360
01:18:14,899 --> 01:18:17,233
What does she want with Josh anyway?

1361
01:18:17,318 --> 01:18:20,570
He dresses funny,
he listens to complaint rock

1362
01:18:20,654 --> 01:18:24,240
he's not even cute
in a conventional way.

1363
01:18:25,826 --> 01:18:28,578
I mean, he's just like this slug

1364
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:30,955
who hangs around
the house all the time.

1365
01:18:33,292 --> 01:18:35,502
And he's a hideous dancer.

1366
01:18:35,795 --> 01:18:37,837
Couldn't take him anywhere.

1367
01:18:38,005 --> 01:18:40,965
Wait a second,
what am I stressing about?

1368
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,635
This is, like, Josh.

1369
01:18:47,181 --> 01:18:50,642
Okay, so he is kind of a Baldwin.

1370
01:18:50,768 --> 01:18:52,644
But what would he want with Tai?

1371
01:18:52,728 --> 01:18:54,479
She couldn't make him happy.

1372
01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:58,775
Josh needs someone with imagination,
someone to take care of him.

1373
01:18:59,151 --> 01:19:02,737
Someone to laugh at his jokes,
in case he ever makes any.

1374
01:19:03,572 --> 01:19:05,240
Then suddenly...

1375
01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:07,784
Oh, my God!

1376
01:19:10,204 --> 01:19:11,913
I love Josh.

1377
01:19:13,082 --> 01:19:17,627
I am majorly, totally,
butt crazy in love with Josh!

1378
01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:20,922
But now I don't know
how to act around him.

1379
01:19:21,006 --> 01:19:24,092
Ordinarily, I'd strut around him
in my cutest little outfits

1380
01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,719
and send myself flowers and candy

1381
01:19:27,263 --> 01:19:29,305
but I couldn't do that stuff with Josh.

1382
01:19:31,058 --> 01:19:33,143
- What's with you?
- What do you mean?

1383
01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:34,686
You're so quiet.

1384
01:19:35,187 --> 01:19:37,355
Haven't made me watch
<i>The Real World.</i>

1385
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:39,107
I care about the news.

1386
01:19:39,233 --> 01:19:41,067
- Since when?
- Since now.

1387
01:19:41,152 --> 01:19:44,529
...retaliation for recent government
successes in central Bosnia.

1388
01:19:46,073 --> 01:19:47,282
You look confused.

1389
01:19:48,367 --> 01:19:52,036
Well, I thought they declared
peace in the Middle East.

1390
01:20:02,256 --> 01:20:04,841
- Cher, get in here.
- What's up, Daddy?

1391
01:20:04,967 --> 01:20:07,218
What are you doing dancing
in front of my office?

1392
01:20:07,470 --> 01:20:11,055
Nothing. I just wanted to see
if you need any help with anything.

1393
01:20:11,432 --> 01:20:13,641
Yeah, you could help me
with something.

1394
01:20:14,310 --> 01:20:15,518
Come over here.

1395
01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:19,105
All right.

1396
01:20:20,149 --> 01:20:23,401
Every time that you see
a telephone conversation

1397
01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:27,489
that took place on
September 3, highlight it.

1398
01:20:27,656 --> 01:20:29,240
- Just September 3.
- Okay.

1399
01:20:33,412 --> 01:20:34,704
It's fun?

1400
01:20:34,914 --> 01:20:36,080
Yeah.

1401
01:20:37,541 --> 01:20:38,666
Okay.

1402
01:20:40,586 --> 01:20:44,380
Daddy, did you ever have a problem
that you couldn't argue your way out of?

1403
01:20:44,465 --> 01:20:47,425
Tell me the problem and we'll
figure out how to argue it.

1404
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:49,761
- I like this boy...
- Yes?

1405
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:51,304
...and he likes someone else.

1406
01:20:51,388 --> 01:20:54,390
- How could that be?
- I don't know, but I feel wretched.

1407
01:20:54,475 --> 01:20:57,227
Obviously this boy is a complete moron.

1408
01:20:57,311 --> 01:21:00,480
You are the most beautiful
girl in Beverly Hills.

1409
01:21:01,482 --> 01:21:05,276
To tell you the truth, l'm not sure
I want you with a stupid fellow like that.

1410
01:21:05,736 --> 01:21:08,571
Actually he is a smart guy

1411
01:21:08,864 --> 01:21:11,324
and, you know, he's one
of those do-gooder types

1412
01:21:11,408 --> 01:21:15,078
and now I feel like all my after-school
commitments are just not good enough.

1413
01:21:15,162 --> 01:21:16,454
How can you say that?

1414
01:21:16,789 --> 01:21:18,957
Who takes care of everyone
in this household?

1415
01:21:19,124 --> 01:21:21,209
Who makes sure that Daddy eats right?

1416
01:21:21,710 --> 01:21:24,796
To tell you the truth,
I have not seen such good doing

1417
01:21:25,089 --> 01:21:26,297
since your mother.

1418
01:21:27,633 --> 01:21:29,842
- Really?
- Really.

1419
01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:32,470
Now get back to work.

1420
01:21:37,643 --> 01:21:41,145
Later, while we were learning
about the Pismo Beach disaster

1421
01:21:41,355 --> 01:21:44,023
I decided I needed a complete makeover.

1422
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,402
Except this time I'd make over my soul.

1423
01:21:47,611 --> 01:21:49,821
But what makes somebody
a better person?

1424
01:21:50,197 --> 01:21:54,242
And then I realized all my friends
were really good in different ways.

1425
01:21:54,326 --> 01:21:58,580
Like Christian, he always wants things
to be beautiful and interesting.

1426
01:21:58,998 --> 01:22:00,498
Or Dionne and Murray,

1427
01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:04,294
when they think no one is watching,
are so considerate of each other.

1428
01:22:05,379 --> 01:22:06,629
And poor Miss Geist

1429
01:22:06,714 --> 01:22:10,049
always trying to get us involved,
no matter how much we resist.

1430
01:22:11,427 --> 01:22:13,011
Oh, this is just...

1431
01:22:13,095 --> 01:22:17,390
That doesn't even show, every
single possession, every memory

1432
01:22:17,474 --> 01:22:20,977
everything you've had
your whole life, gone in a second.

1433
01:22:21,061 --> 01:22:24,606
Can you imagine
what that must feel like?

1434
01:22:24,690 --> 01:22:26,232
- Elton?
- Can I use the pass?

1435
01:22:26,525 --> 01:22:27,567
Yeah.

1436
01:22:27,651 --> 01:22:31,154
We'll be collecting blankets,
disposable diapers,

1437
01:22:31,238 --> 01:22:32,655
canned goods.

1438
01:22:32,740 --> 01:22:33,781
Miss Geist?

1439
01:22:34,158 --> 01:22:36,200
- Cher?
- I want to help.

1440
01:22:37,328 --> 01:22:38,786
That would be wonderful.

1441
01:22:39,163 --> 01:22:40,788
I felt better already.

1442
01:22:44,627 --> 01:22:46,502
- Daddy?
- What?

1443
01:22:46,587 --> 01:22:49,631
You didn't like that
red caviar, did you?

1444
01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,591
What's she talking about?

1445
01:23:04,938 --> 01:23:06,564
Cher, what are you doing?

1446
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:10,318
I'm captain of the
Pismo Beach disaster relief.

1447
01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:12,153
I don't think they need your skis.

1448
01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:14,656
Daddy, some people lost
all their belongings.

1449
01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:17,408
Don't you think
that includes athletic equipment?

1450
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,244
This is your influence, Josh?

1451
01:23:39,223 --> 01:23:41,432
Hey, come here, sign up.

1452
01:23:41,809 --> 01:23:43,017
It's gonna be really fun.

1453
01:23:45,104 --> 01:23:46,771
And these beans, it's so great.

1454
01:23:46,855 --> 01:23:48,356
- Shall I leave the blanket here?
- No.

1455
01:23:48,440 --> 01:23:50,400
Could you please bring it to bedding?

1456
01:23:50,484 --> 01:23:52,443
- Sure.
- Yes, thank you very much.

1457
01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:57,740
Miss Geist, I need more boxes,
they're all filled up.

1458
01:23:57,825 --> 01:23:58,950
Already? Great!

1459
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:01,911
I divided them into
entrées and appetizers.

1460
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:05,373
Okay. I'll have them picked up.

1461
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:06,457
Okay.

1462
01:24:12,005 --> 01:24:13,798
- Hey.
- Proper.

1463
01:24:13,882 --> 01:24:15,717
This is really decent of you, Travis.

1464
01:24:15,801 --> 01:24:16,843
Sure.

1465
01:24:18,262 --> 01:24:19,470
I wasn't sure about that.

1466
01:24:19,555 --> 01:24:23,015
I don't need it anymore, but far
be it from me to deny anyone else.

1467
01:24:23,100 --> 01:24:24,851
I wanted to tell you something.

1468
01:24:25,144 --> 01:24:27,145
- I'm sorry about your shoes.
- What shoes?

1469
01:24:27,604 --> 01:24:29,731
The red ones with the strappy thing.

1470
01:24:29,815 --> 01:24:33,109
Those are so last season.
What even made you think of them?

1471
01:24:33,235 --> 01:24:35,987
It's one of my steps.
See, I joined this club

1472
01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:38,614
and they have all these steps.
There's like...

1473
01:24:39,533 --> 01:24:40,616
Twelve?

1474
01:24:40,701 --> 01:24:42,410
Yeah, 12. How'd you know?

1475
01:24:42,911 --> 01:24:43,995
Wild guess.

1476
01:24:44,288 --> 01:24:47,665
Wow, that's a good guess. Also, here.

1477
01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:49,917
ASL?

1478
01:24:50,002 --> 01:24:51,627
Amateur Skateboarding League.

1479
01:24:51,712 --> 01:24:55,381
This clarity thing, it's brought me to
a whole new level and my skating is...

1480
01:24:55,466 --> 01:24:57,383
You got to see it.
Would you come Saturday?

1481
01:24:57,468 --> 01:24:58,551
Sure.

1482
01:24:58,677 --> 01:24:59,761
Cool.

1483
01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:04,307
Well, I guess, kitchenware?

1484
01:25:04,683 --> 01:25:06,184
That's where I used to keep it.

1485
01:25:22,367 --> 01:25:24,535
- Hi.
- Hi.

1486
01:25:24,828 --> 01:25:26,871
Cher, can I talk to you a minute?

1487
01:25:27,331 --> 01:25:28,581
Sure.

1488
01:25:28,999 --> 01:25:31,292
I have been in agony the past week

1489
01:25:31,376 --> 01:25:33,836
and I can't even believe
that I went off the way I did.

1490
01:25:33,921 --> 01:25:36,422
No, I have been going
down a shame spiral.

1491
01:25:36,507 --> 01:25:39,967
I cannot even believe I was so
unsupportive of your feelings for Josh.

1492
01:25:40,052 --> 01:25:42,470
No, you are entitled to your
own opinion, all right?

1493
01:25:42,554 --> 01:25:43,971
I'm the tard here.

1494
01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:46,557
Cher, you've been nothing
but super-duper nice to me.

1495
01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:48,226
Not even. If it wasn't for me

1496
01:25:48,310 --> 01:25:50,478
you wouldn't even have liked
that loser, Elton.

1497
01:25:50,896 --> 01:25:52,438
I'm so sorry, Tai.

1498
01:25:52,523 --> 01:25:54,524
Cher, I'm really sorry.

1499
01:25:54,608 --> 01:25:58,110
Oh, shit, now I'm gonna
go ahead and cry.

1500
01:25:58,195 --> 01:26:00,321
- Let's never fight again, okay?
- Oh, totally.

1501
01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:04,075
Next up, Number 14, Travis Birkenstock.

1502
01:26:08,997 --> 01:26:10,414
There he is, he waved to you.

1503
01:26:26,557 --> 01:26:28,474
All right, Travis!

1504
01:26:32,062 --> 01:26:34,522
I had no idea he was so motivated.

1505
01:26:34,606 --> 01:26:36,607
Oh, I did.

1506
01:26:37,776 --> 01:26:40,570
When I saw the sparks
between Tai and Travis

1507
01:26:40,654 --> 01:26:42,947
I knew Josh was out of the picture.

1508
01:26:52,875 --> 01:26:54,792
You look like Pippi Longstocking.

1509
01:26:55,002 --> 01:26:56,919
You look like Forrest Gump.

1510
01:26:58,213 --> 01:26:59,755
Who's Pippi Longstocking?

1511
01:27:01,008 --> 01:27:02,842
Someone Mel Gibson never played.

1512
01:27:02,926 --> 01:27:04,135
You're funny.

1513
01:27:13,645 --> 01:27:15,646
What happened to the August 28 files?

1514
01:27:16,106 --> 01:27:17,064
What?

1515
01:27:17,149 --> 01:27:19,650
Mel wanted them tonight.
There were twice as many.

1516
01:27:20,319 --> 01:27:22,445
He's gonna go ballistic.
Where are they?

1517
01:27:23,071 --> 01:27:26,324
I think I checked them
for the September 3 conversations.

1518
01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:28,451
- What?
- Where'd you put them?

1519
01:27:28,535 --> 01:27:30,453
I divided them into two piles.

1520
01:27:30,537 --> 01:27:31,579
Is that wrong?

1521
01:27:31,663 --> 01:27:34,749
My God! I have to redo all that.
What are you, some kind of idiot?

1522
01:27:34,833 --> 01:27:36,125
Hey, she didn't know.

1523
01:27:36,209 --> 01:27:37,543
She just set us back a day.

1524
01:27:37,628 --> 01:27:40,504
Who cares about the September call?
Now we're screwed.

1525
01:27:40,964 --> 01:27:42,006
I'm sorry.

1526
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:43,674
Just forget it, okay?

1527
01:27:43,759 --> 01:27:46,010
Just go back to the mall or something.

1528
01:27:47,679 --> 01:27:50,765
What's your problem, man?
She didn't mean any harm.

1529
01:27:50,849 --> 01:27:52,475
I'm gonna get killed,
'cause she's a moron.

1530
01:27:52,559 --> 01:27:53,768
She's not a moron.

1531
01:27:53,852 --> 01:27:56,437
If you were paying attention,
it wouldn't have happened.

1532
01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,940
If you hadn't been playing
footsie with the dumb kid

1533
01:27:59,024 --> 01:28:00,107
she wouldn't be bothering.

1534
01:28:00,192 --> 01:28:01,692
What the hell are you talking about?

1535
01:28:01,777 --> 01:28:03,486
You know exactly what I'm talking about.

1536
01:28:03,570 --> 01:28:06,781
This is a multi-million dollar lawsuit,
not some excuse for puppy love.

1537
01:28:06,865 --> 01:28:08,908
We've been working our butts
off on this case.

1538
01:28:08,992 --> 01:28:10,034
I'll tell you what,

1539
01:28:10,118 --> 01:28:13,204
you do whatever you want with
your butts. I'm calling in sick.

1540
01:28:19,628 --> 01:28:21,879
Did I really ruin Daddy's lawsuit?

1541
01:28:22,673 --> 01:28:23,714
No.

1542
01:28:27,219 --> 01:28:28,552
Of course not.

1543
01:28:29,221 --> 01:28:31,180
Did I set him back?

1544
01:28:31,264 --> 01:28:34,767
There's so much work to be done
and he can't afford to lose that time.

1545
01:28:34,893 --> 01:28:37,061
Don't worry about it.
I'll take care of it.

1546
01:28:37,437 --> 01:28:39,230
Your father won't lose any time.

1547
01:28:41,149 --> 01:28:43,234
Can you imagine the nerve of that guy?

1548
01:28:43,402 --> 01:28:45,820
I mean, making you worry like that.

1549
01:28:46,989 --> 01:28:50,950
He's the one that screwed up,
and then he goes and blames us.

1550
01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:53,953
I mean, imagine saying we were...

1551
01:28:55,247 --> 01:28:56,330
you know.

1552
01:28:56,707 --> 01:28:59,917
That's right. You've been
very dedicated to this case.

1553
01:29:00,544 --> 01:29:04,255
Yeah, it was a good learning
experience, at least for me.

1554
01:29:04,339 --> 01:29:05,756
I want to be a lawyer.

1555
01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:09,552
But you, I mean, you don't
need to be doing this.

1556
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:13,180
Go out and have fun. Go shopping.

1557
01:29:15,350 --> 01:29:18,519
You think that's all I do?
I'm just a ditz with a credit card?

1558
01:29:18,812 --> 01:29:22,356
No, that's not what I meant.

1559
01:29:22,899 --> 01:29:24,358
It's...

1560
01:29:28,822 --> 01:29:32,450
You're young and beautiful

1561
01:29:33,243 --> 01:29:34,368
and...

1562
01:29:34,995 --> 01:29:36,120
And?

1563
01:29:37,414 --> 01:29:40,499
And, well, what?

1564
01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:43,294
You think I'm beautiful?

1565
01:29:46,131 --> 01:29:47,131
You know...

1566
01:29:48,175 --> 01:29:50,301
You know you're gorgeous, all right?

1567
01:29:50,385 --> 01:29:52,428
And popular and...

1568
01:29:55,348 --> 01:29:58,184
But this is not why I,
you know, I come here.

1569
01:29:58,268 --> 01:30:00,811
This is a good learning
experience for me.

1570
01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:03,439
You already said that.

1571
01:30:04,649 --> 01:30:06,859
Mel. I want to help out Mel.

1572
01:30:07,527 --> 01:30:09,987
He's the only one who cares about me.

1573
01:30:10,530 --> 01:30:11,989
That's not true.

1574
01:30:12,741 --> 01:30:13,991
He's not?

1575
01:30:15,077 --> 01:30:16,118
No.

1576
01:30:17,662 --> 01:30:20,831
Are you saying you care about me?

1577
01:30:21,750 --> 01:30:22,958
Josh...

1578
01:30:39,851 --> 01:30:42,645
Well, you can guess
what happened next.

1579
01:30:42,729 --> 01:30:43,771
Therefore...

1580
01:30:43,855 --> 01:30:46,732
As if! I am only 16...

1581
01:30:46,817 --> 01:30:48,776
and this is California not Kentucky!

1582
01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:50,402
You may kiss the bride.

1583
01:31:12,634 --> 01:31:15,219
I know that when
I have my own wedding,

1584
01:31:15,303 --> 01:31:18,222
I want this, like,
this whole entire floral motif,

1585
01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:20,182
like very floral garlands...

1586
01:31:20,267 --> 01:31:23,352
No. When I get married,
I'm gonna have a sailor dress

1587
01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:24,645
but it's gonna be a gown.

1588
01:31:24,729 --> 01:31:26,814
All my bridesmaids are
gonna wear sailor hats.

1589
01:31:26,898 --> 01:31:28,274
- That sounds so cool.
- With veils.

1590
01:31:28,358 --> 01:31:30,317
My God, they're planning
our weddings already.

1591
01:31:30,402 --> 01:31:33,279
Could you all stop all that
"till death do us part" mumbo-jumbo?

1592
01:31:33,363 --> 01:31:37,032
- I'm telling you, I'm completely bugging.
- Jeez, I'm bugging myself.

1593
01:31:37,659 --> 01:31:41,120
Girls, she's about to throw
the bouquet. Come on!

1594
01:31:42,747 --> 01:31:45,291
We got a pool going to see
whose girl gets the bouquet.

1595
01:31:45,375 --> 01:31:46,834
It's up to $200.

1596
01:31:47,419 --> 01:31:48,878
It's in the bag.

1597
01:31:50,422 --> 01:31:52,590
All right, come on, girls.

1598
01:31:53,508 --> 01:31:55,593
Over here!

1599
01:32:11,943 --> 01:32:13,277
I got it!