0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.net Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:02,370 --> 00:00:05,270 [SOFT COUNTRY MUSIC] 2 00:00:05,272 --> 00:00:07,773 [DANIELLE GIGGLING] 3 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:09,641 Oh, you know what? I actually have to go 4 00:00:09,643 --> 00:00:11,543 'cause my friend Tammy's going to be really mad. 5 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:14,046 But, you have my number. 6 00:00:14,048 --> 00:00:16,615 - [DAMIEN] Yeah, it's Da... - Danielle. 7 00:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,651 [DAMIEN] Danielle, right. Yeah, maybe next time, you can buy the drinks. 8 00:00:19,653 --> 00:00:21,253 Oh, we'll see. 9 00:00:21,255 --> 00:00:23,655 - It was good to meet you. - [DAMIEN] Yeah, you too. 10 00:00:23,657 --> 00:00:26,058 Who the hell was that? And when did you start talking? 11 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:28,327 'Cause I was sitting right next to you and then, pfft, you were gone. 12 00:00:28,329 --> 00:00:30,162 -I'm sneaky. -[TAMMY] You all were engaged, honey, 13 00:00:30,164 --> 00:00:31,530 just jabbering on and on, 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,132 couldn't get a word in edgewise. 15 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:36,301 - You? Never. - He seemed nice. Well, charming. 16 00:00:36,303 --> 00:00:38,103 But then again, charming can be deceiving 17 00:00:38,105 --> 00:00:39,605 so, but maybe you know better, 18 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:41,140 'cause you were so engaged with him. 19 00:00:41,142 --> 00:00:42,741 Was he? You all going to date? 20 00:00:42,743 --> 00:00:45,210 [SCOFFING] I don't know. I don't know, 21 00:00:45,212 --> 00:00:48,514 he just seemed like a typical LA guy, you know? 22 00:00:48,516 --> 00:00:51,450 And besides, I don't know if I'm ready for anything 23 00:00:51,452 --> 00:00:52,751 at the moment. 24 00:00:52,753 --> 00:00:54,386 [TAMMY] Yeah, I feel you on that. 25 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,055 I mean, you did just get out of something. 26 00:00:56,057 --> 00:00:57,656 Although, that was like six months ago, so. 27 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,391 - Oh, you're counting? - I mean, now that I say it out 28 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,260 loud, maybe it's time you get out there and explore? 29 00:01:01,262 --> 00:01:02,694 - [SCOFFING] Okay. - But then, again, I mean, 30 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,563 being on your own can just be so liberating. 31 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,131 - Yes, it can be. - You know, ya feel me? 32 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:07,266 I do feel you. 33 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,600 So we're splitting this Uber? 34 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:10,302 Oh, no, actually, I'm staying at my friend 35 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:12,538 Julia's around the corner, 'cause Ubers add up. 36 00:01:12,540 --> 00:01:15,107 Oh, yeah. You did say that, okay, well, good to see you, great to see you. 37 00:01:15,109 --> 00:01:16,275 Ooh, it was so good seeing you. 38 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,276 [TAMMY] See you soon. 39 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:18,310 Yes, I had so much fun. 40 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:19,578 I did, too. Get home safe. 41 00:01:19,580 --> 00:01:20,579 Text me when you get home. 42 00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:22,448 [TAMMY] I will. 43 00:01:22,450 --> 00:01:26,552 ♪ Get kicks when we take part ♪ 44 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,320 ♪ We go outside of the desert ♪ 45 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:31,223 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 46 00:01:34,428 --> 00:01:36,795 [CHUCKLING] 47 00:01:40,801 --> 00:01:44,169 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 48 00:02:24,411 --> 00:02:26,245 [DAMIEN] Whoa! 49 00:02:26,247 --> 00:02:28,647 - [DANIELLE] God. - [DAMIEN] Dani, Danielle, 50 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,215 you forgot your purse. 51 00:02:30,217 --> 00:02:33,152 Oh my God, I am so sorry. 52 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,319 [DAMIEN] Yeah. 53 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,321 Thank you. 54 00:02:36,323 --> 00:02:38,490 [DAMIEN] Yeah, you punched me in the fucking heart. [WHEEZING] 55 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,424 [SIGHING] 56 00:02:39,426 --> 00:02:44,463 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 57 00:02:49,703 --> 00:02:53,372 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 58 00:03:00,481 --> 00:03:01,847 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 59 00:03:01,849 --> 00:03:04,349 Really good on all levels, actually... 60 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:06,351 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 61 00:03:06,353 --> 00:03:07,386 You know? 62 00:03:08,622 --> 00:03:10,556 Mm-hmm. 63 00:03:10,558 --> 00:03:14,293 Like, the first time we had real talk we quickly communicated... 64 00:03:14,295 --> 00:03:15,594 - and it was amazing! - Oh yeah, I'm so sorry 65 00:03:15,596 --> 00:03:17,396 about New Year's that was so annoying. 66 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:19,331 - No, no, no, it's okay. - Yeah, but it was annoying. 67 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,366 Stop, I just said we killed it communicating. 68 00:03:21,368 --> 00:03:22,434 All right. 69 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,835 And clearly we can be dorks 70 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,704 around each other, so. 71 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:32,778 [LAUGHING] Ew. 72 00:03:32,780 --> 00:03:34,813 [DAMIEN] I don't know what you're talking about. 73 00:03:34,815 --> 00:03:36,648 [SIGHING] 74 00:03:38,852 --> 00:03:41,353 Plus we have this thing where it's like you can instantly 75 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:43,488 - tell when I'm feeling off. - Tell when you're off. 76 00:03:43,490 --> 00:03:44,890 - Stop. - Stop. 77 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:47,392 - Stop it, you dork! - Stop it, you dork, ooh! 78 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:49,328 God, you know what? Just forget it. 79 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:51,363 Forget it, forget it. 80 00:03:52,499 --> 00:03:54,366 I'm kidding. 81 00:03:54,368 --> 00:03:55,334 But see? 82 00:03:55,336 --> 00:04:00,405 Well, to be fair the only reason why I could do that 83 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:04,343 was because you brought that up a couple times. 84 00:04:04,345 --> 00:04:07,579 - [GROANING] That's so gross. - No, it's not gross. 85 00:04:07,581 --> 00:04:09,648 - I know it is. You hate it. - No, it's not. 86 00:04:09,650 --> 00:04:11,583 I don't hate it, it's sweet. 87 00:04:11,585 --> 00:04:12,517 [DANIELLE] Mm-hmm. 88 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,919 It's sweet. 89 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,557 Okay, well, in that case. 90 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:20,926 Ruhro. 91 00:04:21,895 --> 00:04:23,662 No, no ruhros. 92 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,898 My mom's coming into town this weekend 93 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:30,936 and I told her about that breakfast place around the corner. 94 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:35,307 Breakfast nook, what do... what is a nook? 95 00:04:35,309 --> 00:04:37,643 They were always using that, what is that? 96 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:42,914 So, we're going to, we're going to that place 97 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,050 at like 10 on Sunday morning... 98 00:04:45,052 --> 00:04:46,818 [DAMIEN] Mm. 99 00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:47,786 For breakfast. 100 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:48,854 And I figured since 101 00:04:48,856 --> 00:04:50,922 it's right there 102 00:04:50,924 --> 00:04:53,492 that maybe you could come meet us? 103 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:57,296 Umm... 104 00:04:57,298 --> 00:04:59,298 Nope, see? 105 00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,466 You were right not to use it. 106 00:05:01,468 --> 00:05:05,604 'Cause it just seems like an adjacent small room 107 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:06,838 from a larger room. 108 00:05:06,840 --> 00:05:09,741 Damien, can you meet up with us? 109 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,077 Umm... 110 00:05:14,515 --> 00:05:17,349 I got to take Alan to the airport. 111 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:19,918 Okay, well, you said his flight was at nine, 112 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:22,087 so you have to drop him off by eight at least, so... 113 00:05:22,089 --> 00:05:24,323 Wow, we got an elephant over here. 114 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,757 So. 115 00:05:25,759 --> 00:05:26,858 Memory-wise, obviously. 116 00:05:26,860 --> 00:05:27,793 Damien. 117 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:28,727 Memory-wise. 118 00:05:28,729 --> 00:05:30,462 Oh my, come on! 119 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:32,931 [EXHALING] 120 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:35,067 Can you see how I feel 121 00:05:35,069 --> 00:05:36,435 that morning? 122 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:38,538 Yeah. 123 00:05:40,074 --> 00:05:42,441 Yeah, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to 124 00:05:42,443 --> 00:05:43,942 - push it. - No, no, no. 125 00:05:48,515 --> 00:05:51,750 I just wanted the two people I love to meet. 126 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:54,420 You know? 127 00:06:01,495 --> 00:06:02,527 I love you. 128 00:06:06,800 --> 00:06:07,966 Cough, cough. 129 00:06:11,004 --> 00:06:11,937 [SIGHING] 130 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:12,904 Fuck. 131 00:06:12,906 --> 00:06:18,744 Look Damien, I didn't expect this, and at this point 132 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:20,912 I really feel like something needs to be done 133 00:06:20,914 --> 00:06:24,983 because I am starting to feel nice, 134 00:06:24,985 --> 00:06:27,853 I get excited to see you, and... 135 00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:31,556 And I get that little jolt in my stomach 136 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,824 whenever you text me. 137 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,828 And it feels like high school again. 138 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:40,599 And I wasn't expecting to feel like high school again. 139 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:45,604 How long have we been dating? 140 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:47,072 - Seven months. - Three months. 141 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,607 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 142 00:06:48,609 --> 00:06:50,509 - Seven months. - Seven months, great. 143 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,544 Put your fucking hand down. 144 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:56,515 Look, you're... you're great, 145 00:06:57,785 --> 00:07:00,152 and we are great. 146 00:07:01,455 --> 00:07:04,756 Like the fucking connection, the fucking communication, 147 00:07:04,758 --> 00:07:07,125 the fucking, it's all great. 148 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,636 Nothing? 149 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:18,837 Okay. 150 00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,138 [SIGHING] Wait. 151 00:07:20,140 --> 00:07:21,973 Dani, come on. Please, wait. 152 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:24,009 Just forget it, I deserve better! 153 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:27,846 I deserve somebody who wants me as much as I want them, 154 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,515 and you can't even kiss me in public! 155 00:07:30,517 --> 00:07:34,186 And you know what? It does not have to be some whole big thing, 156 00:07:36,990 --> 00:07:38,824 it is just a brunch. 157 00:07:38,825 --> 00:07:40,659 And you know what? I don't even have to introduce you as my boyfriend, okay, 158 00:07:40,661 --> 00:07:42,727 because God forbid, right? 159 00:07:42,729 --> 00:07:43,829 So. 160 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:45,096 Oh, my God. 161 00:07:47,034 --> 00:07:48,034 I'm done. 162 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:54,973 I am... done with not knowing where I stand with you. 163 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,508 So, you know what? 164 00:07:56,510 --> 00:08:00,645 Here's your stupid fucking spare key. 165 00:08:02,950 --> 00:08:04,049 Goddammit. 166 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:08,220 - Please don't. Please. - Just forget it! 167 00:08:09,523 --> 00:08:10,922 Just forget it. 168 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,025 Actually, 169 00:08:14,027 --> 00:08:19,731 you should hear it, and you should let it sink in. 170 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:24,836 I am not a coward, and I'm not too much of a child 171 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:26,638 to deal with my own emotions. 172 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:27,873 So at least I'm owning it. 173 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:31,843 I love you, Damien. 174 00:08:34,548 --> 00:08:37,082 I love you and I feel like such an idiot. 175 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:44,723 So you know what? I just hope you know this is the last memory 176 00:08:44,725 --> 00:08:47,726 that you have of me, goodbye. 177 00:08:52,599 --> 00:08:55,300 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 178 00:09:34,207 --> 00:09:37,842 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 179 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,049 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 180 00:09:47,821 --> 00:09:48,853 Danielle? 181 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:19,651 [COUGHING] 182 00:10:19,653 --> 00:10:21,820 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 183 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,055 [HACKING] 184 00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:41,006 [CELL PHONE DIALING] 185 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,179 Travis? 186 00:10:48,882 --> 00:10:49,981 Hey, hey, you okay? 187 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:50,982 [TRAVIS] Drank a lot, 188 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:51,983 no, I just want my bed. 189 00:10:51,985 --> 00:10:53,284 [DAMIEN] Okay. 190 00:10:53,286 --> 00:10:54,886 I was about to call the police. 191 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,788 All right, Johnny, I got it, I got it. 192 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,390 I was about to fucking call the police on you. 193 00:10:58,392 --> 00:11:00,091 [DAMIEN] All right, all right, get some rest. 194 00:11:00,093 --> 00:11:01,760 - Can we please go? - Fashion police. 195 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,695 - No argyle after Labor Day. - Okay, okay. 196 00:11:03,697 --> 00:11:06,398 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 197 00:11:41,835 --> 00:11:43,735 [TEXT SENT NOTIFYING] 198 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,408 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 199 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:52,310 [TEXT RECEIVED NOTIFYING] 200 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,722 [DRIVER] You been together for a little bit? 201 00:12:06,359 --> 00:12:09,828 Try two years, happily married. 202 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:12,497 [CHUCKLING] Yeah, is that surprising? 203 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:16,801 [DRIVER] It just seems like you guys, you start now. 204 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,738 Near the beginning, the honeymoon phase. 205 00:12:20,841 --> 00:12:24,275 Yeah, you know what? That's because he actually told me about his obsession 206 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:27,011 with human flesh on our one year anniversary. 207 00:12:27,013 --> 00:12:30,381 So you know at that point I was kind of had to accept it, unfortunately. 208 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:33,518 Yeah, I just can't get enough of it, driver. 209 00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:35,153 Stop, stop. 210 00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:38,456 - I hate you. - I know. 211 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:49,200 Oh, yeah, it's just right up here. 212 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,468 [DRIVER] Great. 213 00:12:50,470 --> 00:12:55,507 It's nice to see two married people in LA that still look happy. 214 00:12:55,509 --> 00:12:56,908 [DOORBELL RINGING] 215 00:12:58,145 --> 00:12:59,911 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 216 00:13:00,814 --> 00:13:02,013 - Hey, what's up? - Hey. 217 00:13:02,015 --> 00:13:03,515 I made it. 218 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,016 Jesus, did you get any sleep at all? 219 00:13:05,018 --> 00:13:07,552 Ah, welcome to Hollywood. 220 00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:08,820 Thanks, buddy. 221 00:13:08,822 --> 00:13:09,921 Sorry I didn't pick you up. 222 00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:10,922 Oh, that's okay. 223 00:13:10,924 --> 00:13:11,890 Yeah, how was the Uber? 224 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:13,158 Oh, really good actually, 225 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:14,325 real friendly guy, who talk about 226 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,426 chandeliers, turn out he... 227 00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:16,961 Dani broke up with me. 228 00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:23,802 Yeah, then she just stormed out. 229 00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:26,237 Wow, well, it's strange. 230 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:28,540 Yeah, it's so strange, so strange, right? 231 00:13:28,542 --> 00:13:30,275 I was going to say it's strange because... 232 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,510 Yeah, it's strange, like what is this, an ultimatum? 233 00:13:32,512 --> 00:13:35,146 So strange, you're not alone with the thinking that it's strange. 234 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:38,149 No, what I was going to say is that in the entire time 235 00:13:38,151 --> 00:13:40,151 you've been out here I don't think 236 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:43,354 you've dated anyone for more than two months, so. 237 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,491 Now that's true. 238 00:13:46,493 --> 00:13:48,459 Yeah, I just figured you were like making up 239 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,029 for lost time, or something. 240 00:13:52,365 --> 00:13:53,431 Are you going to eat? 241 00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,234 Oh no, I'm not hungry. 242 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:59,070 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 243 00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:03,174 So, what do you want to do? 244 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,010 I figured we'd hit some of the Hollywood staples, 245 00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:09,547 you know, Grauman's Chinese Theatre, Santa Monica Pier. 246 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:12,383 - Yeah, we can do that. - Staples Center. 247 00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,887 Maybe tonight we just stay in and chill, 248 00:14:15,889 --> 00:14:17,288 watch a movie or something? 249 00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,359 Yeah, sure, yeah, you must be going through some stuff. 250 00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:24,395 Oh, no, no, no, I'm, no, it's just, 251 00:14:24,397 --> 00:14:26,931 maybe we could catch up, you know, I'm fine. 252 00:14:26,933 --> 00:14:28,032 ♪ Oh ♪ 253 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,902 ♪ He's just a fool ♪ 254 00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,170 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 255 00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,472 [ALAN] All right, shall we go out? 256 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:37,008 [DAMIEN] Yeah, we could, we could. 257 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,645 I'm a little terrified to drink right now, but yeah. 258 00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:42,046 Okay. 259 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:43,381 Or we can just get dinner. 260 00:14:43,383 --> 00:14:45,283 Maybe we can watch another movie? 261 00:14:48,054 --> 00:14:49,087 Sure. 262 00:14:49,089 --> 00:14:51,273 [MAN] You're screwing Willy Walden, aren't you? 263 00:14:51,274 --> 00:14:53,458 - [LAUGHING] - Aren't you? 264 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,261 That's just like how our breakup is. 265 00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:57,629 Yeah. 266 00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,063 [MAN] And I'm moving out of here! 267 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,531 [LAUGHING] 268 00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,933 [SOFT MUSIC] 269 00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,368 See, that's it. 270 00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:06,404 You know? Like... 271 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:09,440 Naked and at his most vulnerable. 272 00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:12,911 Yet, she accepts him. 273 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:17,015 Yeah, that's what we want right there. 274 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:21,152 I mean, Sara was cheating on him before, 275 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:23,421 so it's like different circumstances, but. 276 00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,323 Yeah, right, exactly. 277 00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:26,557 I guess I know what you mean. 278 00:15:26,559 --> 00:15:28,026 You get it, you get it. 279 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:29,460 ♪ Queen that you are ♪ 280 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,163 All right, well what do you want to do now? 281 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,198 I don't know, man, I'm kind of wiped. 282 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,700 I think I'm going to hit the hay. 283 00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:36,668 Okay. 284 00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:39,037 But, I really want to see 285 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,506 some stuff tomorrow, please. 286 00:15:41,508 --> 00:15:43,241 Sure, sure. Um... 287 00:15:44,210 --> 00:15:47,578 Oh, if you wake up before me I have a... 288 00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:50,248 ♪ Sure and then ♪ 289 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,449 ♪ Tonight I have ♪ 290 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,417 I have a spare key, 291 00:15:52,419 --> 00:15:54,252 there's a coffee shop 292 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,154 two blocks from here. 293 00:15:58,091 --> 00:15:59,190 What are you doing? 294 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,458 I have a spare bedroom just 295 00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:01,726 down the hall here. 296 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:04,629 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 297 00:16:09,369 --> 00:16:11,636 I feel good, man, I feel optimistic. 298 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:12,638 Great, man. 299 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:14,440 Yeah. 300 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:21,279 Hope you get some rest. 301 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,148 You too. 302 00:16:29,389 --> 00:16:31,055 Cool, good night. 303 00:16:31,057 --> 00:16:32,156 Good night. 304 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:36,094 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 305 00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,688 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 306 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:09,394 [TAPPING] 307 00:17:09,396 --> 00:17:12,663 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 308 00:17:14,768 --> 00:17:17,668 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 309 00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:28,246 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 310 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,577 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 311 00:18:09,856 --> 00:18:12,490 [SOFT MUSIC] 312 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,129 I just figured 'cause there's... there's no bouncer. 313 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,466 [BAR CHATTER IN THE BACKGROUND] 314 00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:23,101 Nope, nope. 315 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,203 What can I get for you? 316 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,240 I think I'm going to try one of those amber ales, 317 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,011 the Famous Amber Ale you got over there. 318 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,412 ♪ Papa was a wrong of mine until I stand alone ♪ 319 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,414 [WHISTLING] 320 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,149 - Ooh. - That'll be seven, please. 321 00:18:38,151 --> 00:18:39,383 Okay, great. 322 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:42,487 - You can keep it open. - What? 323 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:45,323 I just said you can go ahead and keep that open. 324 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:52,330 Hey, you should go ahead and drink up 325 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:54,398 because there's a painting in the bathroom 326 00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,533 with boobies on it. 327 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,836 Oh, all right. 328 00:19:06,746 --> 00:19:07,746 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 329 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:11,816 Dah! 330 00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:12,850 ♪ Tonight you rocked me ♪ 331 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:15,153 This amber ale's amazing. 332 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,555 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 333 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:22,260 ♪ Tonight you rocked me Out of my mind ♪ 334 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,928 ♪ Girl, you know it ♪ 335 00:19:23,930 --> 00:19:28,900 ♪ Tonight you rocked me Out of my mind, girl ♪ 336 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:34,572 ♪ Tonight you rocked me Out of my mind ♪ 337 00:19:34,574 --> 00:19:36,807 [SIGHING] 338 00:19:39,712 --> 00:19:42,647 [MAN] So, this is like a school night or something? 339 00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,183 [WOMAN] Why do you continue to talk? 340 00:19:45,919 --> 00:19:49,587 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 341 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:52,823 ♪ Yeah, we got some And we can sing ♪ 342 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:54,625 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 343 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,494 ♪ And I've got music Exploding in me ♪ 344 00:19:56,496 --> 00:19:58,496 ♪ This man tells me to Bring some music ♪ 345 00:19:58,498 --> 00:20:01,399 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 346 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:11,242 [JEFF] I wasn't shooting myself because of you. 347 00:20:12,445 --> 00:20:13,778 What? 348 00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:14,845 [JEFF] The pantomime, I wasn't 349 00:20:14,847 --> 00:20:16,214 shooting myself in the head 350 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:17,415 because you looked up at me. 351 00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:19,217 I was pretending to be you while 352 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:20,551 that other guy was talking to you. 353 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,819 [CAROL] Ah. 354 00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:23,421 So, you live around here? 355 00:20:23,423 --> 00:20:25,263 I'm not going to tell you where I live. 356 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:27,959 [JEFF] Let me rephrase, 357 00:20:27,961 --> 00:20:30,995 do you frequent this establishment? 358 00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,297 [CAROL] Sure. 359 00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:34,299 [JEFF] So? 360 00:20:36,469 --> 00:20:37,469 Carol. 361 00:20:38,438 --> 00:20:39,937 Carol, I'm Jeff. 362 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:44,675 So what's the deal with all the... 363 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,777 Can I get a whiskey over here? 364 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:49,247 What is up, dame? 365 00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:50,881 Wait, what did you just call me? 366 00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:52,817 Da man. 367 00:20:52,819 --> 00:20:55,519 Oh, okay, for a second there I thought 368 00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,656 you actually said my actual name, 369 00:20:58,658 --> 00:21:00,458 like you memorized the license or something. 370 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:01,859 [CHUCKLING] 371 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:04,595 Da man yeah, da man, yeah, that's funny. 372 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,030 Actually, I thought you were a girl when 373 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,933 you're asking for a drink so I said, dame, 374 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:11,302 if I'm being honest. 375 00:21:13,439 --> 00:21:19,677 Oh, okay, I think I liked the other version better, 376 00:21:19,679 --> 00:21:22,413 but nonetheless, what's your name? 377 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:23,614 The. 378 00:21:24,550 --> 00:21:27,551 I'm sorry, The, The, what's the last name? 379 00:21:27,553 --> 00:21:28,919 Bartender. 380 00:21:30,490 --> 00:21:31,989 Oh, all right. 381 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,693 Well, I guess there's not a lot of wiggle room 382 00:21:35,695 --> 00:21:37,828 in career paths, huh? 383 00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:38,996 Damien. 384 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,665 What can I get you? 385 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:45,002 I'm going to have a whiskey, hold the rocks, 386 00:21:46,739 --> 00:21:48,439 double style. 387 00:21:48,441 --> 00:21:49,974 So, double whiskey neat. 388 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,711 - Yes. - Okay. 389 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,446 ♪ Come home and meet you ♪ 390 00:21:55,448 --> 00:21:57,815 ♪ Speak to me in my... ♪ 391 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:01,052 Thank you, the tab's Booster. 392 00:22:01,054 --> 00:22:03,621 [CHUCKLING] 393 00:22:05,692 --> 00:22:07,491 ♪ Yeah, it don't mean It's time ♪ 394 00:22:13,499 --> 00:22:14,565 Are you okay? 395 00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:15,666 - Yeah, sorry. - Here. 396 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,435 No, no, you're fine. 397 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:20,504 Well, well, Prince Charming, eh? 398 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,972 [BOTH LAUGHING] 399 00:22:21,974 --> 00:22:23,507 - Aw. - I want one. 400 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:25,910 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 401 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,379 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 402 00:22:28,381 --> 00:22:30,514 [DAMIEN] You guys need to be quiet 'cause my guest is sleeping. 403 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:33,017 Oh, we'll be quiet. 404 00:22:33,019 --> 00:22:34,118 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 405 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:36,120 This place is nice. 406 00:22:36,122 --> 00:22:37,421 Yeah, it's all right. 407 00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:39,590 No, I like it! Right, Becca? 408 00:22:39,592 --> 00:22:40,958 Yeah, I mean, it's really... 409 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,360 Fuck! 410 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:44,795 This whiskey is amazing. 411 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,697 It's so smooth. 412 00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,965 [DAMIEN] I mean, it's all right, I guess. 413 00:22:47,967 --> 00:22:49,400 It so smooth, right, Becca? 414 00:22:49,402 --> 00:22:50,801 I mean, I haven't tried it. 415 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:51,936 It's so smooth. 416 00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:53,671 None of that dragon throat 417 00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:55,606 shit for us, guy. 418 00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:57,508 - [LAUGHING] - Dragon what now? 419 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,777 Fuck yeah, this guy. 420 00:23:01,381 --> 00:23:04,715 Not for this guy, I mean. 421 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,883 Woo! 422 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:08,052 [LAUGHING] 423 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:12,523 - What the fuck bullshit are you saying? - I'm not. 424 00:23:12,525 --> 00:23:14,625 You know, you really chased us, didn't you? 425 00:23:14,627 --> 00:23:15,626 Chased is a bit... 426 00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:16,994 Yeah, you stalked us up. 427 00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:19,497 I mean the shoe fell off. 428 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:23,534 I'm fucking with you dude, we like you. 429 00:23:23,536 --> 00:23:24,468 Right, Becca? 430 00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,569 Yeah, I mean... 431 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:26,771 I mean, we were like flirting 432 00:23:26,773 --> 00:23:27,772 from a distance 433 00:23:27,774 --> 00:23:29,840 for like awhile. 434 00:23:29,842 --> 00:23:32,543 Right, well, that's what I was saying. 435 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,445 Right, that's what I was saying. 436 00:23:34,447 --> 00:23:36,514 [LAUGHING] 437 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,783 Man, you are, you're funny, you know that? 438 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,818 - I mean... - You are. 439 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:42,686 You know that, right? 440 00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:45,589 Do you want a bump? 441 00:23:45,591 --> 00:23:46,757 No, I'm okay. 442 00:23:46,759 --> 00:23:48,893 Oh God, look at this place, 443 00:23:48,895 --> 00:23:50,161 it's so swanky. 444 00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,696 For a two bedroom, Jesus. 445 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:54,498 [DAMIEN] I mean, it's an apartment. 446 00:23:54,500 --> 00:23:55,900 You know, you like saying that a lot. 447 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,868 - [DAMIEN] What? - I mean. 448 00:23:57,870 --> 00:24:00,070 - [DAMIEN] I do? - Yeah, are you? 449 00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,639 - Am I? - Mean. 450 00:24:02,608 --> 00:24:04,842 - Wait, what? - It's not a hard question. 451 00:24:04,844 --> 00:24:05,910 [CHUCKLING] 452 00:24:05,912 --> 00:24:09,447 Oh, oh God, oh, oh, oh God, 453 00:24:09,449 --> 00:24:11,649 do you have a bathroom? 454 00:24:11,651 --> 00:24:13,217 Yeah, right down the hallway to the right. 455 00:24:13,219 --> 00:24:15,019 - [NANCY] Can I use it? - Yep. 456 00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:17,221 Yep. [LAUGHING] 457 00:24:17,223 --> 00:24:18,956 Gotcha! 458 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:21,492 You are so gullible. 459 00:24:21,494 --> 00:24:23,160 Oh, God. 460 00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:25,663 Man, I love this hallway. 461 00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,532 It's so smooth! 462 00:24:41,747 --> 00:24:42,747 Hey. 463 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,584 Hello. 464 00:24:58,865 --> 00:25:01,499 [SOFT MUSIC] 465 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:03,834 Your place is nice. 466 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:08,806 I mean, maybe not as smooth as she says it is, but... 467 00:25:08,808 --> 00:25:10,207 Yeah, like I said, it's an apartment. 468 00:25:10,209 --> 00:25:11,942 [CHUCKLING] 469 00:25:12,979 --> 00:25:15,279 That bar is cool, first time I'd been. 470 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:16,280 ♪ This is a fine place ♪ 471 00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,648 Yeah, at that bar? 472 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:21,118 You know I came up with the shoe idea, 473 00:25:21,988 --> 00:25:23,153 shoe doesn't just fall off. 474 00:25:23,155 --> 00:25:24,855 ♪ I was just thinking out loud ♪ 475 00:25:24,857 --> 00:25:25,923 Figured. 476 00:25:25,925 --> 00:25:28,626 Yeah, Prince Charming, 477 00:25:28,628 --> 00:25:31,996 you know I always loved that movie. 478 00:25:31,998 --> 00:25:35,633 And I mean, you did pick up my shoe, so. 479 00:25:35,635 --> 00:25:37,134 Then it works. 480 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:39,270 You know, she's crazy. 481 00:25:39,272 --> 00:25:41,238 She's out for the fun of it all. 482 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,973 [DAMIEN] It seems that way. 483 00:25:42,975 --> 00:25:45,309 But I was the one who saw you and pointed you out. 484 00:25:46,145 --> 00:25:49,213 I thought you were so charismatic and confident. 485 00:25:49,215 --> 00:25:52,883 Told her, let's take him back to our place 486 00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:54,184 and let him line us up naked. 487 00:25:54,186 --> 00:25:55,553 [DAMIEN CHOKING] 488 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:56,787 What's this shit 489 00:25:56,789 --> 00:25:58,289 you're listening to? 490 00:25:58,291 --> 00:26:00,724 Oh no, no, no. 491 00:26:01,994 --> 00:26:03,794 ♪ 15 holes and a 12 pack ♪ 492 00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:05,696 Actually, Becca. 493 00:26:05,698 --> 00:26:07,164 Come here. Come here! 494 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:14,972 [BANGING] 495 00:26:23,649 --> 00:26:26,850 ♪ At the same time services Start for the third time ♪ 496 00:26:26,852 --> 00:26:28,352 ♪ While I was grasping ♪ 497 00:26:28,354 --> 00:26:31,355 ♪ Don't come this is What you need ♪ 498 00:26:31,357 --> 00:26:33,157 ♪ Don't come again ♪ 499 00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:34,692 ♪ For the best I'll give you the rest ♪ 500 00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,293 ♪ You can dream ♪ 501 00:26:36,295 --> 00:26:37,995 ♪ I like the brink Stay out the link ♪ 502 00:26:37,997 --> 00:26:40,197 ♪ Still, junior's got Nothing on me ♪ 503 00:26:40,199 --> 00:26:41,932 ♪ And I'm hauling docks ♪ 504 00:26:41,934 --> 00:26:43,601 ♪ The old man's going to help me out ♪ 505 00:26:43,603 --> 00:26:45,035 ♪ And I'm born again ♪ 506 00:26:45,037 --> 00:26:47,638 ♪ Got to a cooler in the back ♪ 507 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,306 [KNOCKING] 508 00:26:49,308 --> 00:26:52,009 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 509 00:26:52,011 --> 00:26:54,244 ♪ This is John Day and I've got nine lives ♪ 510 00:26:54,246 --> 00:26:56,814 ♪ And I'm ripping ripping And hitting long drives ♪ 511 00:26:56,816 --> 00:26:58,382 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 512 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,250 ♪ I was a cracker Back in the day ♪ 513 00:27:00,252 --> 00:27:02,086 [KNOCKING] 514 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,354 ♪ Played so many ways ♪ 515 00:27:03,356 --> 00:27:05,322 ♪ I played 36 up to New York ♪ 516 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:07,758 ♪ Backed up to me and The great white shark ♪ 517 00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:09,827 ♪ Been playing for money Since I was three ♪ 518 00:27:09,829 --> 00:27:10,828 ♪ I'm entitled to play ♪ 519 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,329 [SLAMMING] 520 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:14,398 ♪ Golf Channel's on ♪ 521 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:16,767 ♪ Feherty's talking about Steve Daly, Dustin Johnson ♪ 522 00:27:16,769 --> 00:27:18,769 [GIRLS LAUGHING] 523 00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:22,006 All right, you ready, charming prince? 524 00:27:22,008 --> 00:27:23,774 Were you guys both in the bathroom? 525 00:27:23,776 --> 00:27:25,075 Did you miss us? 526 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,910 [LAUGHING] 527 00:27:26,912 --> 00:27:29,313 [BANGING] 528 00:27:29,315 --> 00:27:31,181 What the fuck was that? 529 00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:33,183 It was the neighbor, were you guys both in the bathroom? 530 00:27:33,185 --> 00:27:36,320 Fuck off, dude, we're trying to have a threesome here! 531 00:27:36,322 --> 00:27:39,390 [LAUGHING] 532 00:27:45,831 --> 00:27:47,131 [NANCY] You coming, Nancy boy? 533 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:48,032 [BECCA] Come on. 534 00:27:48,034 --> 00:27:50,267 [NANCY] Nancy boy. 535 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,670 Oh shit, that's my name. 536 00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,737 What the fuck? 537 00:27:53,739 --> 00:27:55,105 I never thought of that. 538 00:27:55,107 --> 00:27:56,407 [LAUGHING] 539 00:27:56,409 --> 00:27:58,342 Come on. 540 00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:00,110 ♪ Can't name the president of Xanax, Codeine ♪ 541 00:28:00,112 --> 00:28:02,946 ♪ Effexor, and Vicodin, Lexapro ♪ 542 00:28:02,948 --> 00:28:04,381 Come on! 543 00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:08,252 [BECCA] Join in. 544 00:28:08,254 --> 00:28:10,888 ♪ The crazy ones are Investing in ♪ 545 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:13,957 I'm going to sit down for a minute. 546 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,794 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 547 00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,401 [SIGHING] 548 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:16,954 [TEXT SENT NOTIFYING] 549 00:29:24,230 --> 00:29:27,498 Well, well, well, you realize winter isn't over, right? 550 00:29:27,500 --> 00:29:29,133 [BOTH LAUGHING] 551 00:29:29,135 --> 00:29:31,168 I'm surprised you're not still hibernating. 552 00:29:31,170 --> 00:29:32,936 All right, it's good to see you, man. 553 00:29:32,938 --> 00:29:34,538 Good to see you, player. 554 00:29:34,540 --> 00:29:37,007 Now, this place isn't the swankiest but, 555 00:29:37,009 --> 00:29:39,443 the girls here are fire. 556 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:41,078 After you, bud. 557 00:29:41,080 --> 00:29:45,249 Oh my gosh, you were so right, going out tonight was going to be a total crap shoot. 558 00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,483 - A shit show. - Staying in was weird, 559 00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:48,519 not going to lie, but I loved it. 560 00:29:48,521 --> 00:29:50,454 It was quaint, and desolate. 561 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,055 - But we're going out next year. - All right. 562 00:29:52,057 --> 00:29:53,423 But you know pizza, ice cream, 563 00:29:53,425 --> 00:29:55,292 and champagne with my girl 564 00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:59,129 was just so, you know, mm, it was just so... 565 00:29:59,131 --> 00:30:00,130 Perfect. 566 00:30:00,132 --> 00:30:02,132 Deca... ooh, whoa. 567 00:30:02,134 --> 00:30:04,001 Have you seen Jennifer's IG? 568 00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,804 - No, why? - She's like sucking face with 569 00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,006 twins, twins, Dani. 570 00:30:09,008 --> 00:30:12,009 - They're like models. - Oh, my God, he's cute. 571 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,877 - That's gross. - They're cute. 572 00:30:13,879 --> 00:30:15,345 But also kind of hot. 573 00:30:15,347 --> 00:30:17,014 I don't know, like why would 574 00:30:17,016 --> 00:30:21,185 a brother and a brother, like... 575 00:30:21,187 --> 00:30:23,287 [BOTH LAUGHING] 576 00:30:23,289 --> 00:30:24,555 - Seriously! - Oh, my God! 577 00:30:24,557 --> 00:30:25,923 Tammy, I love you. 578 00:30:25,925 --> 00:30:27,391 OMG, I love you. 579 00:30:27,393 --> 00:30:28,926 - Happy New Year's. - Happy New Year, babe. 580 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:31,895 This is our year, I feel it in my bones. 581 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:33,931 Not mine, 'cause I'm chunking up that 582 00:30:33,933 --> 00:30:36,200 white chocolate chunk on-dairy and gluten-free carbs 583 00:30:36,202 --> 00:30:37,167 in your bushes. 584 00:30:37,169 --> 00:30:38,268 - Oh? - Yeah. 585 00:30:38,270 --> 00:30:39,403 It's that kind of year? Okay. 586 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:40,504 Yeah, it is that kind of year. 587 00:30:40,506 --> 00:30:41,905 [CHUCKLING] 588 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:43,207 Are you okay? 589 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:48,212 Oh my gosh okay, go, go, go, go, go, get home safe. 590 00:30:48,214 --> 00:30:49,694 [TAMMY] I'll text you when I get home. 591 00:30:53,586 --> 00:30:55,152 [SIGHING] 592 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:08,632 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 593 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,283 Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca! 594 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,220 Oh, thank God. 595 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:32,589 [CHUCKLING] 596 00:31:34,560 --> 00:31:35,893 Oh, shit. 597 00:31:37,897 --> 00:31:39,630 Little adorable Becca. 598 00:31:43,402 --> 00:31:45,269 Little Becca. 599 00:31:48,407 --> 00:31:49,439 Oh, fuck. 600 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,341 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 601 00:31:51,343 --> 00:31:52,343 Fuck. 602 00:31:58,584 --> 00:32:01,184 [BECCA] This is my best friend. 603 00:32:01,186 --> 00:32:03,220 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 604 00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:04,187 Hi, I'm Jennifer. 605 00:32:04,189 --> 00:32:05,489 Oh, fuck! 606 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:07,925 [DOORBELL RINGING] 607 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:09,960 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 608 00:32:09,962 --> 00:32:10,962 [GREG] Damien. 609 00:32:11,697 --> 00:32:13,630 Hey, Damien. 610 00:32:13,632 --> 00:32:16,366 Hey, man, Bob's pretty pissed. 611 00:32:16,368 --> 00:32:20,070 Aw, man, aw, what time is it? 612 00:32:20,072 --> 00:32:21,571 I heard you scream. 613 00:32:22,608 --> 00:32:27,344 Yeah, that was the knock, it startled me a little bit. 614 00:32:27,346 --> 00:32:30,047 Yeah, it was before I knocked. 615 00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,081 Was it? 616 00:32:31,083 --> 00:32:32,249 Yeah. 617 00:32:32,251 --> 00:32:35,252 Yeah, oh, I stubbed my toe. 618 00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:36,620 Were you sleep walking? 619 00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:42,025 No, my buddy, he's crashing here, and he got up 620 00:32:42,027 --> 00:32:43,727 without his glasses, he was all disoriented 621 00:32:43,729 --> 00:32:45,262 going to the bathroom, so. 622 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:48,265 So your buddy stubbed his toe then? 623 00:32:48,267 --> 00:32:50,033 Yeah. 624 00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:55,372 No, no, sorry, he got up without glasses, disoriented, 625 00:32:55,374 --> 00:32:57,441 going to the bathroom and then I walked in a big hole. 626 00:32:57,443 --> 00:32:58,608 It's none of my business, all right? 627 00:32:58,610 --> 00:33:00,277 - Whole thing. - I just... 628 00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:04,348 Bob's pretty pissed about the noise, okay? 629 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:06,750 Well, Bob can suck a dick. 630 00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,219 Come on, just be mindful. 631 00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:10,187 Mindful? 632 00:33:10,189 --> 00:33:11,355 [SCOFFING] 633 00:33:11,357 --> 00:33:13,156 - Yes. - I don't want my buddy's 634 00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:15,392 one and only trip to Hollywood 635 00:33:15,394 --> 00:33:19,296 to be fucking ruined because Bob is being a baby. 636 00:33:19,298 --> 00:33:21,064 You know what's weird, Greg? 637 00:33:21,066 --> 00:33:25,302 Is I have met every single person in this complex, 638 00:33:25,304 --> 00:33:30,741 I have yet to see my neighbor, Bob. 639 00:33:32,578 --> 00:33:34,311 What is that all about? 640 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,380 - Who the hell is Bob? - Bob's your neighbor, 641 00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,415 I don't know what else to say. 642 00:33:38,417 --> 00:33:42,019 Oh right, well, I think you're missing my point, but... 643 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:45,055 I just want you to keep it down 644 00:33:45,057 --> 00:33:47,591 so Bob doesn't call the cops, and I don't have to come 645 00:33:47,593 --> 00:33:49,559 bang on your door at three in the morning, okay? 646 00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:51,361 Okay. 647 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:53,430 - That's fair, right? - Yeah, yeah. 648 00:33:53,432 --> 00:33:55,165 [MAN] Bullshit! 649 00:33:56,568 --> 00:33:58,735 [DAMIEN] Oh, man. 650 00:33:58,737 --> 00:34:01,038 - [GREG] Hey, listen, man. - It's late, so we were just... 651 00:34:01,040 --> 00:34:03,607 It's none of my business or anything, but I kind 652 00:34:03,609 --> 00:34:07,244 of heard and saw Dani like storm off last night. 653 00:34:09,715 --> 00:34:11,114 What? 654 00:34:11,116 --> 00:34:12,783 Yeah, and I want you to know 655 00:34:12,785 --> 00:34:14,684 I'm sorry, all right? 656 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,120 I'm your friend if you need anyone to talk to. 657 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,822 I don't want to see you drowning your sorrows 658 00:34:18,824 --> 00:34:21,324 in meaningless hookups, or whatever you're doing in there. 659 00:34:22,761 --> 00:34:26,163 No, no, I'm... no. 660 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:28,832 Yes, okay. 661 00:34:28,834 --> 00:34:32,769 Before you start talking with this next time 662 00:34:32,771 --> 00:34:34,604 you can talk to me with this. 663 00:34:36,341 --> 00:34:39,743 Thanks, Greg, appreciate it, I'm okay, I'm good. 664 00:34:39,745 --> 00:34:41,711 - Okay, I'm here, I'm your friend. - I'm going to get some rest. 665 00:34:41,713 --> 00:34:43,780 Thank you, thank you, appreciate that. 666 00:34:43,782 --> 00:34:45,449 - Goodnight. - I'm going to go right 667 00:34:45,451 --> 00:34:46,616 to bed, you should too. 668 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:50,554 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 669 00:35:03,735 --> 00:35:05,769 [GROANING] 670 00:35:41,373 --> 00:35:44,474 [KNOCKING ON WINDOW] 671 00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:45,842 - Hey. - Hey, Damien? 672 00:35:45,844 --> 00:35:47,511 Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, I called you. 673 00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:50,480 I found this girl on the sidewalk passed out 674 00:35:50,482 --> 00:35:52,516 and I've been drinking. 675 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:58,155 So, I was thinking I would give you 40 bucks 676 00:35:58,157 --> 00:36:01,424 and she has her keys and you just put her in her room. 677 00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:02,926 [SCOFFING] 678 00:36:02,928 --> 00:36:04,427 What are we supposed to do you know, 679 00:36:04,429 --> 00:36:06,429 like leave her on the sidewalk? 680 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,866 No, I don't... 681 00:36:12,538 --> 00:36:13,803 Come on. 682 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:14,805 No. 683 00:36:17,342 --> 00:36:20,477 - [SIGHING] All right. - [DAMIEN] All right. Okay. 684 00:36:20,479 --> 00:36:22,245 Okay, you have my info, right? 685 00:36:22,247 --> 00:36:24,548 Text me when it's all done. 686 00:36:26,251 --> 00:36:29,419 Watch out, that's, random girl. 687 00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:30,754 There you go. 688 00:36:32,791 --> 00:36:34,925 Okay, awesome. 689 00:36:34,927 --> 00:36:38,762 You know, we're doing a good thing here, right? 690 00:36:38,764 --> 00:36:40,297 Okay. 691 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,766 ♪ And will I love ♪ 692 00:36:42,768 --> 00:36:45,202 ♪ Again ♪ 693 00:36:46,738 --> 00:36:50,740 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 694 00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,755 [KNOCKING ON DOOR] 695 00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:07,857 [ALAN] Morning buddy, slept like a rock. I'm going 696 00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,493 to get us some coffees and we'll see some Hollywood bullshit? 697 00:37:10,495 --> 00:37:11,661 Cool. 698 00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:12,929 Yes! 699 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:34,517 ♪ Cut your losses and Give up the ghost ♪ 700 00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:38,588 ♪ I'll take the city You keep the coast ♪ 701 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:42,626 ♪ And in the end I'll satisfy ♪ 702 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:46,263 ♪ Without all that I left Between the lines ♪ 703 00:37:46,265 --> 00:37:49,966 ♪ In the end ♪ 704 00:37:49,968 --> 00:37:53,970 ♪ You won't need me anymore ♪ 705 00:37:53,972 --> 00:37:58,308 ♪ In the end ♪ 706 00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:01,945 ♪ You won't need me anymore ♪ 707 00:38:03,515 --> 00:38:05,482 Like, posting left and right. 708 00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,050 I really wouldn't read into that. 709 00:38:07,052 --> 00:38:10,553 [SIGHING] She's all happy out and about doing things. 710 00:38:10,555 --> 00:38:13,823 Dude, you of all people should know that what you post online isn't always what reality is. 711 00:38:13,825 --> 00:38:17,727 You of all people should know what you post online isn't... 712 00:38:17,729 --> 00:38:19,496 Buddy, you are number 58 713 00:38:19,498 --> 00:38:21,731 on the podcast charts, that's awesome. 714 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:23,633 Maybe you should go to brunch, just show up, 715 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:25,502 show that you care, all will be fine. 716 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:26,736 [YELLING] 717 00:38:26,738 --> 00:38:29,639 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 718 00:38:34,746 --> 00:38:36,813 Ever feel like you're like... 719 00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:44,521 just going to wake up one day alone, old, thinking like... 720 00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:48,358 I was just at prom with Carol. 721 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,461 No, because Carol and I didn't go to the prom. 722 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,396 I think there's something seriously wrong with me. 723 00:38:53,398 --> 00:38:55,865 Like, I'm seeing things, 724 00:38:57,703 --> 00:39:00,770 or maybe they're real, I don't know, I don't know, I just... 725 00:39:01,606 --> 00:39:03,473 I feel like my past is going to catch up to me 726 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:05,742 and it's going to kill me, literally. 727 00:39:07,112 --> 00:39:09,579 Like I'm going to wake up a corpse. 728 00:39:09,581 --> 00:39:11,581 Wake up a corpse? 729 00:39:11,583 --> 00:39:13,650 Buddy, those things cancel each other out. 730 00:39:13,652 --> 00:39:15,518 You of all people should resonate with that. 731 00:39:15,520 --> 00:39:16,686 Well, how is that? 732 00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,057 Living in Otero County. 733 00:39:21,059 --> 00:39:23,093 Buddy, I like Otero County. 734 00:39:24,896 --> 00:39:26,396 That's it. 735 00:39:26,398 --> 00:39:28,431 [ALAN] What's it? 736 00:39:28,433 --> 00:39:30,700 I'm going to record you on the podcast. 737 00:39:30,702 --> 00:39:32,635 No, I don't think that's a good idea. 738 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:34,671 Yes, yes, it's a great idea, buddy. 739 00:39:34,673 --> 00:39:38,108 ♪ I was a student I was strange, I'd be inside ♪ 740 00:39:38,110 --> 00:39:39,809 Yeah! 741 00:39:39,811 --> 00:39:41,077 All right. 742 00:39:42,814 --> 00:39:44,080 We're all set up here. 743 00:39:45,617 --> 00:39:47,884 - Don't be nervous. - No, no, just a little 744 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:48,952 strange being here. 745 00:39:48,954 --> 00:39:50,019 Yeah, you'll be fine, you've 746 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,388 listened to my show before? 747 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,056 Of course, yeah. 748 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,158 Just be real, you know? 749 00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:56,826 - Authentic. - All right, I get that, 750 00:39:56,828 --> 00:39:57,994 - I just... - That's all. 751 00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,496 Okay. 752 00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,664 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 753 00:40:02,934 --> 00:40:05,869 Thank you for tuning in, we are Reality TV, 754 00:40:05,871 --> 00:40:07,737 I am your hose Damien Booster, 755 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,139 we are reality talking voices, 756 00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:11,841 real people, real thoughts, no bullshit. 757 00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,843 Today we have a special guest all the way from 758 00:40:13,845 --> 00:40:16,546 my hometown, Otero County, New Mexico. 759 00:40:16,548 --> 00:40:18,081 He happens to be the manager 760 00:40:18,083 --> 00:40:20,550 of The Heart of the Desert Pistachio Ranch. 761 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:22,585 - What's that all about? - Well, we have a selection of 762 00:40:22,587 --> 00:40:24,521 all-natural, homegrown pistachios 763 00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:26,055 and fine wines, we also 764 00:40:26,057 --> 00:40:27,624 - have award winning cheeses. - [GROANING] 765 00:40:27,626 --> 00:40:30,059 Did we stop? What, what happened? 766 00:40:30,061 --> 00:40:32,028 Did I do something wrong? 767 00:40:32,030 --> 00:40:34,998 No, no, no, you're good, it's just... 768 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,734 It's not like raw or gritty, so I'm just. 769 00:40:38,670 --> 00:40:42,972 Okay I got it, what is the craziest customer 770 00:40:42,974 --> 00:40:45,608 you've ever dealt with at the ranch? 771 00:40:45,610 --> 00:40:50,480 Okay, yeah, this one guy, he got really drunk, 772 00:40:50,482 --> 00:40:52,515 he had a whole bottle of wine on the patio, 773 00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:55,985 and then he started drunkenly tossing the pistachio shells 774 00:40:55,987 --> 00:40:57,687 on the counter by the cash register. 775 00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,522 And Natalie's like whoa, whoa, whoa. 776 00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:01,891 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what the shit is that? 777 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:03,092 No good? 778 00:41:03,094 --> 00:41:04,994 A guy starts throwing pistachio 779 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:06,563 shells on the counter, that's terrible. 780 00:41:06,565 --> 00:41:07,630 Well you didn't let me finish. 781 00:41:07,632 --> 00:41:08,798 It became this whole scene, 782 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,099 - the place was packed. - No, 783 00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,668 - that's awful. - A fight it's broke out. 784 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:13,069 That's awful, but... 785 00:41:13,071 --> 00:41:14,904 [HUMMING] 786 00:41:16,708 --> 00:41:19,075 What's the craziest thing you 787 00:41:19,077 --> 00:41:21,110 and your lady do in the bedroom? 788 00:41:21,112 --> 00:41:22,979 [SCOFFING] 789 00:41:22,981 --> 00:41:24,881 I'm not answering that. 790 00:41:26,017 --> 00:41:27,150 Why? 791 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:29,252 Are you afraid of getting real? 792 00:41:29,254 --> 00:41:31,187 No, I'm not, I just... 793 00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:36,493 Gah, come on dude, we had something good going there. 794 00:41:36,495 --> 00:41:37,994 - I don't love that. - Why? 795 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,562 Because it's way too personal. 796 00:41:39,564 --> 00:41:40,763 But that's what this show is, 797 00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:42,065 it's all about being personal. 798 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,501 Yes, and I get that, I love that, 799 00:41:44,503 --> 00:41:45,835 we listen to you all the time. 800 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,003 - I appreciate that. - But that means 801 00:41:47,005 --> 00:41:48,271 she listens to it too, capisci? 802 00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:49,873 I appreciate that, I just, you know, 803 00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,574 it's all about being real, raw, no bullshit. 804 00:41:51,576 --> 00:41:55,011 I don't want to talk about my sex life on here. 805 00:41:55,013 --> 00:41:59,282 Oh, okay, well, shoot, I'm sorry, man, 806 00:41:59,284 --> 00:42:00,583 is everything okay there? 807 00:42:00,585 --> 00:42:01,818 Yeah, yeah. 808 00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:07,090 Come on, it's me, seriously. 809 00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:11,828 I don't know, it's just sometimes I feel like 810 00:42:11,830 --> 00:42:14,063 we're hitting a rough patch. 811 00:42:14,065 --> 00:42:15,798 Oh, man, I'm so sorry. 812 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:19,168 Yeah, I don't know, it's ever since she got promoted. 813 00:42:19,170 --> 00:42:23,273 We've both been so busy that things have kind of 814 00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,744 slowed down in certain areas. 815 00:42:27,746 --> 00:42:28,845 Okay, hmm. 816 00:42:30,215 --> 00:42:33,082 All right so, do you think like, would you say 817 00:42:33,084 --> 00:42:35,218 that you resent Natalie's promotion? 818 00:42:35,220 --> 00:42:39,289 Okay, I wouldn't say I resent that. 819 00:42:39,291 --> 00:42:41,724 You just hit record, didn't you? 820 00:42:41,726 --> 00:42:43,192 You pointed at me. 821 00:42:43,194 --> 00:42:44,994 - No, no. - Okay, but every time you done 822 00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,597 that little half point you've hit record. 823 00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:50,667 No, no, I was like hey, tell me what's up man, 824 00:42:50,669 --> 00:42:51,634 like no bullshit. 825 00:42:51,636 --> 00:42:52,735 You know like, without 826 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,003 hitting record. 827 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,805 - Well, don't. - You are, dude! 828 00:42:55,807 --> 00:42:57,240 Oh, man! 829 00:42:57,242 --> 00:42:59,676 - What the F? - We had something going there. 830 00:42:59,678 --> 00:43:01,711 Okay, but I don't want to talk about that, just stop. 831 00:43:01,713 --> 00:43:04,047 [SIGHING] Why? 832 00:43:04,049 --> 00:43:06,616 Because I don't want to, it's just... 833 00:43:06,618 --> 00:43:08,318 Okay, okay, I'm not mad, okay, first show jitters, 834 00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,888 it's fine, we'll just talk about something else. 835 00:43:11,890 --> 00:43:14,857 Yeah, anything else, anything else besides my sex life. 836 00:43:14,859 --> 00:43:18,061 Cool, cool. Oh, okay. 837 00:43:19,197 --> 00:43:21,965 So how's the relationship these days, is a... 838 00:43:21,967 --> 00:43:24,267 Do you have any resentments that could bleed elsewhere? 839 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:30,106 Actually everything's great, I've never been happier. 840 00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,674 Really? 841 00:43:31,676 --> 00:43:33,076 Yeah, that's kind of the reason 842 00:43:33,078 --> 00:43:34,177 for this whole trip. 843 00:43:36,948 --> 00:43:38,314 What do you mean? 844 00:43:38,316 --> 00:43:41,084 It's my last hurrah. 845 00:43:41,086 --> 00:43:43,019 [CHUCKLING] 846 00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:44,787 How's that? 847 00:43:44,789 --> 00:43:47,156 I'm going to ask her to marry me. 848 00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:50,259 Oh shit, dude, you can't air that either, fuck. 849 00:43:50,261 --> 00:43:51,894 Wait, are you serious? 850 00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:53,696 Yes, I'm serious, I've been together with her 851 00:43:53,698 --> 00:43:57,400 for a long time, I mean, I love her, it's the next step. 852 00:43:59,771 --> 00:44:01,004 Wow, but, 853 00:44:02,907 --> 00:44:06,976 you were the king of Alamo, I mean you're varsity soccer. 854 00:44:06,978 --> 00:44:09,779 Dude, it's Alamo, you can only be the king 855 00:44:09,781 --> 00:44:12,715 for like three years, and then you get a reputation. 856 00:44:12,717 --> 00:44:14,250 And not a good one at that. 857 00:44:14,252 --> 00:44:15,818 I just... 858 00:44:17,922 --> 00:44:19,722 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 859 00:44:19,724 --> 00:44:20,923 I didn't know. 860 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:24,327 You were the last... 861 00:44:24,329 --> 00:44:25,395 The last what? 862 00:44:26,398 --> 00:44:28,164 The Last of the Mohicans? 863 00:44:28,166 --> 00:44:29,332 [SCOFFING] 864 00:44:32,804 --> 00:44:33,453 Forget it. 865 00:44:33,454 --> 00:44:34,103 - You want to go out? - You're not going 866 00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:35,438 to air this, promise me. 867 00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:36,839 No, I'm not going to air this, okay? 868 00:44:36,841 --> 00:44:38,041 Do you want to go out tonight? 869 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,342 Yes, I want to go out, 870 00:44:39,344 --> 00:44:40,943 but I thought you're not drinking. 871 00:44:40,945 --> 00:44:42,345 Well, I mean I might take a backseat to that, 872 00:44:42,347 --> 00:44:45,148 but doesn't mean you have to, you know? 873 00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:47,917 Celebratory. 874 00:44:49,387 --> 00:44:52,989 Um, all right, I'll just get cleaned up, cool? 875 00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:54,290 Cool with me. 876 00:44:58,430 --> 00:45:00,930 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 877 00:45:25,957 --> 00:45:28,858 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 878 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:42,472 I'm late. 879 00:45:42,474 --> 00:45:43,840 [SCREAMING] 880 00:45:45,376 --> 00:45:47,243 [YELLING] 881 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,478 You okay? 882 00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:50,847 - [DAMIEN] What? - Are you okay? 883 00:45:50,849 --> 00:45:51,914 What, why? 884 00:45:51,916 --> 00:45:53,249 Dude, were you electrocuted? 885 00:45:53,251 --> 00:45:54,217 - What? - You just came out of 886 00:45:54,219 --> 00:45:55,284 the bathroom freaked, 887 00:45:55,286 --> 00:45:56,519 I thought you were electrocuted. 888 00:45:56,521 --> 00:45:58,821 - Was it a spider? - Huh? No, what? 889 00:45:58,823 --> 00:46:00,256 Then why'd you scream then? 890 00:46:01,359 --> 00:46:03,326 Why did you scream then? 891 00:46:03,328 --> 00:46:08,965 I... ran out of deodorant. 892 00:46:08,967 --> 00:46:10,767 Well, that's an odd reaction. 893 00:46:10,769 --> 00:46:12,068 Dude, you can just bum some off of me. 894 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:14,337 No, no, no, it's okay. 895 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:16,339 I have some in the closet, I have some in the closet, 896 00:46:16,341 --> 00:46:17,473 thank you though. 897 00:46:17,475 --> 00:46:18,941 You ready? 898 00:46:18,943 --> 00:46:20,777 I kind of want to wash up too. 899 00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:22,459 And besides, it's not even dark out yet. 900 00:46:24,382 --> 00:46:25,948 Dammit. 901 00:46:25,950 --> 00:46:28,417 Believe it or not, it's hot dogs and pizza. 902 00:46:28,419 --> 00:46:31,387 You sure you're not hungry? Because I've been stuffing my face all night, I haven't 903 00:46:31,389 --> 00:46:34,123 - seen you eat anything. - Nah, I'm good, 904 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,125 why don't you grab a table and I'll get the first round? 905 00:46:36,127 --> 00:46:37,127 Okay. 906 00:46:41,566 --> 00:46:43,366 Hey, you! 907 00:46:43,368 --> 00:46:45,368 Hey, Dayman. 908 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:47,570 Somebody's been serving underage girls here 909 00:46:47,572 --> 00:46:50,006 and I don't think that's a good, do you, The? 910 00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:52,441 - Well, do you The? - I don't know what you're 911 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,510 talking about, I don't serve underage girls. 912 00:46:54,512 --> 00:46:58,114 ♪ Hold your breath 'til You see me again ♪ 913 00:46:58,116 --> 00:46:59,148 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 914 00:46:59,150 --> 00:47:00,416 How you doing there? 915 00:47:00,418 --> 00:47:01,484 What can I get ya, pal? 916 00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:09,225 I was just talking to The. 917 00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,029 The? 918 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,065 The Bartender. 919 00:47:16,067 --> 00:47:17,133 [SCOFFING] 920 00:47:17,135 --> 00:47:18,367 I am the bartender, yeah, 921 00:47:18,369 --> 00:47:19,936 they call me The Captain. 922 00:47:20,872 --> 00:47:21,871 What'll it be? 923 00:47:21,873 --> 00:47:26,943 ♪ And I stay out of The drama but... ♪ 924 00:47:27,579 --> 00:47:31,347 Okay, I'll have a water and a pinot. 925 00:47:32,450 --> 00:47:34,951 Water and a pinot coming right up. 926 00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:36,853 ♪ And it takes a good woman ♪ 927 00:47:36,855 --> 00:47:38,120 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 928 00:47:38,122 --> 00:47:39,222 Here you go. 929 00:47:40,625 --> 00:47:42,124 Cool, thanks. 930 00:47:45,096 --> 00:47:47,196 Yeah, keep it open, please. 931 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,098 Thanks, mate. 932 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:54,170 ♪ And I don't want you To be calling 5-0-1 ♪ 933 00:47:54,172 --> 00:47:55,271 Excuse me. 934 00:47:57,942 --> 00:47:59,041 Is there a problem? 935 00:48:01,179 --> 00:48:04,280 Somebody's been serving... 936 00:48:04,282 --> 00:48:05,915 Under age? 937 00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,016 - Yeah. - Yeah. 938 00:48:07,018 --> 00:48:11,354 That's Tasha, the waitress. 939 00:48:11,356 --> 00:48:13,890 Yeah, manager's on her ass about it though, 940 00:48:13,892 --> 00:48:15,772 so something will be cracking pretty soon. 941 00:48:18,062 --> 00:48:19,395 Thanks for looking out though, champ. 942 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,197 You need anything else, let me know. 943 00:48:23,968 --> 00:48:26,669 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 944 00:48:30,275 --> 00:48:32,241 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 945 00:48:32,243 --> 00:48:33,342 Thank you. 946 00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:36,079 You okay? 947 00:48:37,415 --> 00:48:39,982 Yeah, it's just the same shit. 948 00:48:39,984 --> 00:48:42,985 Yeah... You seem a little jumpy. 949 00:48:42,987 --> 00:48:44,654 ♪ Get yours ♪ 950 00:48:44,656 --> 00:48:48,557 Yeah, I mean, have you noticed anything weird 951 00:48:48,559 --> 00:48:50,326 about my apartment? 952 00:48:50,328 --> 00:48:52,128 There was some strange noises, 953 00:48:52,130 --> 00:48:54,297 the light was flickering. 954 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,365 Yeah, yeah. 955 00:48:57,535 --> 00:49:00,303 Oh my God, this pinot is interesting. 956 00:49:00,305 --> 00:49:04,073 The pinot on my ranch has this rich underbelly. 957 00:49:04,075 --> 00:49:05,141 - It's so good. - That's what I'm saying. 958 00:49:05,143 --> 00:49:07,009 - Oh shit. - [ALAN] What? 959 00:49:07,011 --> 00:49:08,444 - It's them. - Them, who? 960 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:09,478 My neighbors. 961 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,546 [ALAN] Oh, sweet. 962 00:49:10,548 --> 00:49:11,480 No, it will be very unsweet. 963 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:13,082 Hey! 964 00:49:13,084 --> 00:49:14,684 - Hey. - This is the guys. 965 00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:17,320 - [GREG] Oh, hoo hoo hoo. - [TRAVIS] Scoot over guy. Hey. 966 00:49:17,322 --> 00:49:18,654 I realize that I shouldn't come out now. 967 00:49:18,656 --> 00:49:20,589 [LAUGHING] 968 00:49:20,591 --> 00:49:22,992 - Hilarious. - How'd you get this guy to come out? 969 00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,460 Jenny Swanson. 970 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,329 - Jenny Swanson? - She's the girl at my office 971 00:49:26,331 --> 00:49:28,631 that's like banged all the guys in my office. 972 00:49:28,633 --> 00:49:31,167 - And that's why Greg came out? - The fuck are you talking about? 973 00:49:31,169 --> 00:49:33,602 - No, I like this girl at my gym. - How would Greg know Jenny Swanson? 974 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,705 - Wake up, Damien. - I don't know, you just, 975 00:49:35,707 --> 00:49:38,240 you started talking about Jenny Swanson, so I was just like... 976 00:49:38,242 --> 00:49:39,675 There's a girl at my gym that I like. 977 00:49:39,677 --> 00:49:41,344 He likes this girl at the gym that 978 00:49:41,346 --> 00:49:43,346 has banged all the other guys but won't give him 979 00:49:43,348 --> 00:49:45,247 - the time of day. - We all know that for a fact. 980 00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:47,383 Okay, so how does that correlate to Jenny Swanson? 981 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,251 Jenny... [SIGHING] 982 00:49:49,253 --> 00:49:52,755 Jenny Swanson is the all subtending girl 983 00:49:52,757 --> 00:49:56,492 that excludes you from a shot at the opposite genes pool. 984 00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,426 Okay? 985 00:49:57,428 --> 00:49:59,328 Keep up, fella. 986 00:49:59,330 --> 00:50:01,464 You literally walked into the middle of the conversation 987 00:50:01,466 --> 00:50:03,466 just talking about Jenny Swanson, so I have 988 00:50:03,468 --> 00:50:05,634 - no reference of any... -[GREG] Just do your best to keep up. 989 00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:07,370 [CHUCKLING] 990 00:50:07,372 --> 00:50:09,238 Why do you do that? You have this weird, 991 00:50:09,240 --> 00:50:11,273 goofy, deer doe-eyed look. 992 00:50:11,275 --> 00:50:13,075 Go get us some whiskeys, dude. 993 00:50:13,077 --> 00:50:15,678 Four whiskeys, I'll get the first round. 994 00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:16,645 God. 995 00:50:16,647 --> 00:50:19,215 [CHUCKLING] 996 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:23,152 I'm sorry, are you lost, are you looking for the party? 997 00:50:23,154 --> 00:50:24,720 No, I'm Damien's friend, I'm Alan. 998 00:50:24,722 --> 00:50:27,023 This is my best friend from high school man, it's Alan. 999 00:50:27,025 --> 00:50:28,024 Oh, Travis. 1000 00:50:28,026 --> 00:50:29,325 Yeah, what's up? 1001 00:50:29,327 --> 00:50:30,459 We actually hated each other first 1002 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:31,427 but our girlfriends 1003 00:50:31,429 --> 00:50:32,528 were best friends. 1004 00:50:32,530 --> 00:50:33,596 This is true. 1005 00:50:33,598 --> 00:50:35,231 Forcing us to hang out 1006 00:50:35,233 --> 00:50:37,299 - and get to like each other. - That's right. 1007 00:50:37,301 --> 00:50:40,236 Yeah, but then they broke up with us. 1008 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:42,772 Well actually, she broke up with me, 1009 00:50:42,774 --> 00:50:46,075 and then you broke up with Carol, right? 1010 00:50:46,077 --> 00:50:47,676 - Right. - Right. 1011 00:50:47,678 --> 00:50:49,145 Yeah, I was going off to college 1012 00:50:49,147 --> 00:50:51,247 and had to get out. 1013 00:50:51,249 --> 00:50:53,716 [SNORING] 1014 00:50:53,718 --> 00:50:55,084 Oh, are you guys done? 1015 00:50:55,086 --> 00:50:57,119 That was a riveting story, Alan, 1016 00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:59,055 I'm glad you're here. 1017 00:50:59,690 --> 00:51:01,724 [SIGHING] 1018 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:03,759 So, why are you here, are you going to move here? 1019 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,061 I hope you're not. 1020 00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,362 Are you going to move here? 1021 00:51:06,364 --> 00:51:07,496 No, he's actually, he's out here 1022 00:51:07,498 --> 00:51:08,664 for one last hurrah. 1023 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,067 What? 1024 00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,134 Yeah, he's going 1025 00:51:12,136 --> 00:51:13,702 to propose to that girl. 1026 00:51:13,704 --> 00:51:15,771 - Yeah, the same girl. - You guys got back together? 1027 00:51:15,773 --> 00:51:18,841 After eight years apart we've now been together for three. 1028 00:51:18,843 --> 00:51:21,477 I've never been happier in my whole life. 1029 00:51:21,479 --> 00:51:25,114 Oh my God, I am sorry, man, you've got that 1030 00:51:25,116 --> 00:51:28,717 weird suburbia thing going on, we're going to get you laid. 1031 00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:30,252 [SCOFFING] 1032 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:31,520 - You're joking. - No, I'm not joking, 1033 00:51:31,522 --> 00:51:32,688 we need to get you laid. 1034 00:51:32,690 --> 00:51:33,756 No. 1035 00:51:33,758 --> 00:51:35,124 [TRAVIS] Yeah, no, yeah, we are. 1036 00:51:35,126 --> 00:51:36,292 That was a cry for help, I saw it. 1037 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:37,626 Come on, look, you're 1038 00:51:37,628 --> 00:51:39,261 in the biggest city of uncommitted 1039 00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:42,098 people, and you have to get laid here. 1040 00:51:42,100 --> 00:51:44,633 It's a thing, you got to do it, we're going to do it for ya. 1041 00:51:44,635 --> 00:51:46,368 So that's why I was convinced to come out 1042 00:51:46,370 --> 00:51:49,138 to get my mind off the gym girl. [CHUCKLING] 1043 00:51:49,140 --> 00:51:50,706 Why do you do that? 1044 00:51:50,708 --> 00:51:52,641 Did you think that the conversation stopped 1045 00:51:52,643 --> 00:51:55,811 when you left and then we just paused? 1046 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,483 Alan here is going to get married 1047 00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:01,784 to his high school sweetheart. 1048 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:03,586 - Lovely. - But before he does 1049 00:52:03,588 --> 00:52:05,354 he's going to have a little rendezvous. 1050 00:52:05,356 --> 00:52:06,288 [CLICKING TONGUE] 1051 00:52:06,290 --> 00:52:07,256 Is that a good idea? 1052 00:52:07,258 --> 00:52:08,324 [ALAN] It's terrible. 1053 00:52:08,326 --> 00:52:09,692 She's actually best friends with 1054 00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:11,527 Damien's ex-high school sweetheart. 1055 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:12,895 What happened to your girl? 1056 00:52:12,897 --> 00:52:16,765 She ended up dating some military guy. 1057 00:52:16,767 --> 00:52:20,302 But he's always off, so I don't know, last I heard 1058 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:22,805 it wasn't really working out, she was over it. 1059 00:52:22,807 --> 00:52:26,275 Oh, no dude, he's a desk pusher now. 1060 00:52:28,579 --> 00:52:30,579 They just got engaged. 1061 00:52:30,581 --> 00:52:31,581 Oh. 1062 00:52:33,151 --> 00:52:34,216 Really? 1063 00:52:34,218 --> 00:52:35,484 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1064 00:52:35,486 --> 00:52:36,552 I'm sorry, buddy, I was going to 1065 00:52:36,554 --> 00:52:37,553 bring it up earlier, but... 1066 00:52:37,555 --> 00:52:38,521 - No. - We're here. 1067 00:52:38,523 --> 00:52:40,289 [TRAVIS] Yeah, we're just 1068 00:52:40,291 --> 00:52:41,257 a knock on the door away. 1069 00:52:41,259 --> 00:52:43,259 Guys, I'm... I'm fine. 1070 00:52:43,928 --> 00:52:46,262 It's not a big deal, it's like forever ago. 1071 00:52:46,264 --> 00:52:48,430 You don't seem fine, but... 1072 00:52:48,432 --> 00:52:50,399 I, really, seriously, it's whatever. 1073 00:52:50,401 --> 00:52:51,667 [CLEARING THROAT] 1074 00:52:54,839 --> 00:52:58,207 Did you know Damien when he was a fat kid? [CHUCKLING] 1075 00:52:58,209 --> 00:52:59,275 He wasn't that fat. 1076 00:52:59,277 --> 00:53:01,243 Yes, he was, I saw pictures. 1077 00:53:01,245 --> 00:53:02,845 He was like Louie Anderson fat. 1078 00:53:02,847 --> 00:53:04,246 Living with Louie. 1079 00:53:04,248 --> 00:53:06,182 Hey, did you lose your glasses? 1080 00:53:06,184 --> 00:53:08,317 - You know what, man? - [ALAN] What? 1081 00:53:08,319 --> 00:53:10,286 - I think you should. - I should? 1082 00:53:10,288 --> 00:53:12,388 [DAMIEN] Have one last hurrah. 1083 00:53:12,390 --> 00:53:13,856 - Come on, you can't. - Oh, come on. 1084 00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:16,592 Yeah, yeah, I think he's speaking truth. 1085 00:53:16,594 --> 00:53:18,394 Yep, that's a guy with an idea. 1086 00:53:18,396 --> 00:53:21,830 No, no dude, I've had my fun, I'm ready to settle down. 1087 00:53:21,832 --> 00:53:25,267 This is an even more reason to have one last rendezvous. 1088 00:53:25,269 --> 00:53:27,570 - [TRAVIS] There you go. - [DAMIEN] Greg and I are upset. 1089 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,572 - I like the girl at my gym. - Travis always wants 1090 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:31,240 a one night stand, so come on, let's all go in. 1091 00:53:31,242 --> 00:53:32,274 I like one night stands, I like 1092 00:53:32,276 --> 00:53:33,375 a lot of one night stands. 1093 00:53:33,377 --> 00:53:34,276 I'm always up for 1094 00:53:34,278 --> 00:53:35,744 a one night stand. 1095 00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:38,581 Oh, there's a hand in the middle of the pot. 1096 00:53:38,583 --> 00:53:39,848 - What does that mean? - The hand in the 1097 00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:40,950 middle of the pot 1098 00:53:40,952 --> 00:53:42,751 means that that's a pact. 1099 00:53:42,753 --> 00:53:44,987 If you put another hand in the pot what happens? 1100 00:53:44,989 --> 00:53:46,488 It's pact time. 1101 00:53:46,490 --> 00:53:48,457 Oh, there's a third hand. 1102 00:53:48,459 --> 00:53:50,326 [GREG] I've got a small hand so I'm going to do two hands. 1103 00:53:50,328 --> 00:53:52,361 He's going to do two hands, put your hands in there. 1104 00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:55,531 -Don't break the pact, don't break the pact. -All right, fine, 1105 00:53:55,533 --> 00:53:56,599 I'll put my hand on the pact. 1106 00:53:56,601 --> 00:53:57,566 Okay, let me tell you something, 1107 00:53:57,568 --> 00:53:58,567 you've got long hands. 1108 00:53:58,569 --> 00:53:59,635 But that doesn't mean... 1109 00:53:59,637 --> 00:54:00,669 No, it does mean something. 1110 00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:01,570 Let me tell you something, 1111 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:02,938 you don't know me! 1112 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,807 - I'm just kidding. But I'm not. - Okay. 1113 00:54:04,809 --> 00:54:06,242 - I'm really serious. - All right, fine. 1114 00:54:06,244 --> 00:54:07,009 I'm going to the bathroom, 1115 00:54:07,011 --> 00:54:07,977 I'm glad we did this. 1116 00:54:07,979 --> 00:54:09,345 We're cool, it's okay. 1117 00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:11,313 - No, it's not okay. - Yeah. 1118 00:54:11,315 --> 00:54:12,881 Do you think I like you? 1119 00:54:12,883 --> 00:54:18,721 ♪ Oh no no ♪ 1120 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:21,624 Breakfast. 1121 00:54:21,626 --> 00:54:22,626 Excuse me? 1122 00:54:23,461 --> 00:54:24,927 Breakfast. 1123 00:54:30,334 --> 00:54:33,035 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1124 00:54:38,776 --> 00:54:41,510 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 1125 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:54,723 [FOOTSTEPS] 1126 00:55:00,464 --> 00:55:02,765 [DOOR SQUEAKING] 1127 00:55:34,865 --> 00:55:36,098 Ah, Jesus! 1128 00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:39,034 Sorry, you startled me. 1129 00:55:40,071 --> 00:55:41,870 Mind passing me one? 1130 00:55:41,872 --> 00:55:43,572 Oh, yeah, sure. 1131 00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:45,841 - Here you go. - Thank you. 1132 00:55:50,047 --> 00:55:51,513 Do I know you? 1133 00:55:53,050 --> 00:55:54,050 Do you? 1134 00:55:56,821 --> 00:55:59,755 I mean, you look familiar, but I can't place it. 1135 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:02,124 Sometimes things are hard to place. 1136 00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,728 Or be found for that matter. 1137 00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:09,031 Okay, have a good night. 1138 00:56:09,033 --> 00:56:11,367 Do you love her? 1139 00:56:11,369 --> 00:56:12,101 Excuse me? 1140 00:56:12,103 --> 00:56:14,069 Do you love her? 1141 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:16,105 - Do I love... - My daughter. 1142 00:56:18,442 --> 00:56:21,477 You know, we had some good times, and had a few laughs. 1143 00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,545 Stop stuttering and answer me! 1144 00:56:23,547 --> 00:56:25,381 Is this what you want? 1145 00:56:27,885 --> 00:56:29,585 I think I want to leave. 1146 00:56:29,587 --> 00:56:32,554 Don't be bashful about it, own it like a man! 1147 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,756 Own it like a man? 1148 00:56:33,758 --> 00:56:35,057 That's right. 1149 00:56:35,059 --> 00:56:36,959 - Own what, exactly? - You're asking me 1150 00:56:36,961 --> 00:56:37,893 for my daughter's hand 1151 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,095 in marriage, aren't you? 1152 00:56:41,532 --> 00:56:43,132 Had we only met. 1153 00:56:43,134 --> 00:56:44,900 [FATHER SCOFFING] 1154 00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:45,968 Have a good one. 1155 00:56:45,970 --> 00:56:47,569 The answer is yes. 1156 00:56:47,571 --> 00:56:49,671 I think you're mistaking me for someone else. 1157 00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:53,409 Dani loves you, and that's all that matters. 1158 00:56:53,411 --> 00:56:55,144 Welcome to the family, Damien. 1159 00:56:55,146 --> 00:56:57,980 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1160 00:56:57,982 --> 00:57:00,716 You know a lot of guys think that I just want a baby daddy, 1161 00:57:00,718 --> 00:57:02,518 which is so far from the truth. 1162 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:03,986 I mean I really like my life, doesn't mean 1163 00:57:03,988 --> 00:57:06,855 I don't want to have some fun from time to time. 1164 00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:07,956 Who's this? 1165 00:57:07,958 --> 00:57:09,491 [ALAN] Oh, this is our buddy. 1166 00:57:09,493 --> 00:57:10,492 This is Damien. 1167 00:57:10,494 --> 00:57:11,560 Damien. 1168 00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:14,029 Oh, someone's in Cabo. 1169 00:57:14,031 --> 00:57:15,531 Cabo? 1170 00:57:15,533 --> 00:57:17,166 I just mean it's not a race, dude. 1171 00:57:17,168 --> 00:57:19,935 Race, Mexican, right? 1172 00:57:19,937 --> 00:57:20,903 Uh, 1173 00:57:20,905 --> 00:57:22,204 normally he's very funny. 1174 00:57:22,206 --> 00:57:24,106 - [ALAN] He has his own show. - Really? 1175 00:57:24,108 --> 00:57:25,641 Like a TV show? 1176 00:57:25,643 --> 00:57:28,644 So is this the male equal to Ellen? 1177 00:57:29,480 --> 00:57:33,782 Equal parts whiskey and terror, right? 1178 00:57:33,784 --> 00:57:35,117 Are you okay? 1179 00:57:35,119 --> 00:57:36,952 Dude, did you see a ghost? 1180 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,153 [TRAVIS] Phantasma. 1181 00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:39,621 Shena, you were saying. 1182 00:57:39,623 --> 00:57:40,689 [SHENA] Was I? 1183 00:57:40,691 --> 00:57:42,090 You were saying that 1184 00:57:42,092 --> 00:57:43,892 even though you're a single mom 1185 00:57:43,894 --> 00:57:45,561 you still like the D. 1186 00:57:45,563 --> 00:57:47,129 Oh, whoa, okay, 1187 00:57:47,131 --> 00:57:48,831 I don't know if I was saying exactly that. 1188 00:57:48,833 --> 00:57:51,800 Hey, we all have, you know, animalistic urges. 1189 00:57:51,802 --> 00:57:53,836 It'd be unfair to put a single mom 1190 00:57:53,838 --> 00:57:56,038 up on like a pedestal, right? 1191 00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,574 I mean you're a human being, you're like 1192 00:57:58,576 --> 00:58:00,843 you deserve to have some, you know, the... 1193 00:58:00,845 --> 00:58:01,910 The D! 1194 00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:04,246 Yeah, I do deserve the D, 1195 00:58:04,248 --> 00:58:06,081 you know, a big one too. 1196 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:09,952 I just, I refuse to be seen as this woe is me type woman 1197 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,687 that needs a man to take care of her. 1198 00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,222 - Totally. - [SHENA] I don't need ya. 1199 00:58:13,224 --> 00:58:16,558 [CAROL] Yeah, it's 2018, men are just sperm deposits 1200 00:58:16,560 --> 00:58:17,493 by this point. 1201 00:58:17,495 --> 00:58:18,627 [ALAN] Ouch. 1202 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:19,928 Everything is just so easy now. 1203 00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:22,764 We have robots, self-driving cars, 1204 00:58:22,766 --> 00:58:25,033 advancements in dildos. 1205 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:26,969 - Yes, gross. - [CAROL] They even have 1206 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:28,504 the texture down, you know. 1207 00:58:28,506 --> 00:58:31,106 The whole hunter gatherer sense is gone. 1208 00:58:31,108 --> 00:58:33,809 [SHENA] I have an announcement, I have yet 1209 00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,611 to have a man give me an orgasm. 1210 00:58:35,613 --> 00:58:37,679 [CAROL] That's because you don't use a dildo, 1211 00:58:37,681 --> 00:58:38,747 I have told you. 1212 00:58:38,749 --> 00:58:39,848 What about, what happened 1213 00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:42,017 to compassion and love? 1214 00:58:42,019 --> 00:58:43,285 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1215 00:58:43,287 --> 00:58:44,920 - It's true, I do... - [LAUGHING] 1216 00:58:44,922 --> 00:58:46,054 still like the feeling 1217 00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:47,556 of connecting, and the feeling 1218 00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:49,691 of weight on me, unfortunately. 1219 00:58:49,693 --> 00:58:50,859 I weigh 185. 1220 00:58:50,861 --> 00:58:52,027 You know, worse case 1221 00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,228 scenario, I guess I have to 1222 00:58:53,230 --> 00:58:55,063 raise my kid in this dystopian, 1223 00:58:55,065 --> 00:58:57,266 animatronic type future. 1224 00:58:57,268 --> 00:59:02,237 Oh you will thrive in a dystopian, manimatronic future. 1225 00:59:02,239 --> 00:59:03,305 Is that so? 1226 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:06,808 Absolutely, my mother raised me. 1227 00:59:06,810 --> 00:59:10,846 And my father couldn't hold a candle to her. 1228 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:14,316 Yeah, I think single parents deserve a lot of respect. 1229 00:59:14,318 --> 00:59:16,018 Oh, were you a product of? 1230 00:59:16,020 --> 00:59:17,152 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 1231 00:59:17,154 --> 00:59:19,922 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1232 00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:21,023 No. 1233 00:59:22,593 --> 00:59:25,093 A lot of people think that, but no, 1234 00:59:25,095 --> 00:59:26,695 my parents are still happily married. 1235 00:59:26,697 --> 00:59:28,564 - [TRAVIS] Really? - Yeah. 1236 00:59:28,566 --> 00:59:30,599 Are you a commitaphobe? 1237 00:59:31,302 --> 00:59:32,734 I would not use that term. 1238 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:35,637 That means yes. 1239 00:59:35,639 --> 00:59:38,040 I just feel that everyone should love themselves. 1240 00:59:38,042 --> 00:59:42,711 Well, you were raised in a respectful, loving relationship 1241 00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:44,246 - so what are you trying... - We're derailing from 1242 00:59:44,248 --> 00:59:45,614 the conversation. 1243 00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:48,083 Maybe your parents raised you 1244 00:59:48,085 --> 00:59:51,119 with this unrealistic idea of romance? 1245 00:59:51,121 --> 00:59:53,655 I think people want what they can't have 1246 00:59:53,657 --> 00:59:56,058 because it's safer and that we're all responsible 1247 00:59:56,060 --> 00:59:59,795 for our own feelings, nobody else's. 1248 00:59:59,797 --> 01:00:01,096 It's safer that way. 1249 01:00:01,098 --> 01:00:02,731 And it's just, you know, 1250 01:00:02,733 --> 01:00:05,067 it's just stress-free living all the time. 1251 01:00:05,069 --> 01:00:06,935 I refuse to be psychoanalyzed. 1252 01:00:07,972 --> 01:00:09,004 Carol. 1253 01:00:09,006 --> 01:00:10,005 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1254 01:00:10,007 --> 01:00:11,873 All right, I got shots. 1255 01:00:11,875 --> 01:00:13,375 [ALL CHEERING] 1256 01:00:13,377 --> 01:00:15,210 - Yes! - Yay. 1257 01:00:15,212 --> 01:00:16,278 You should ID. 1258 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:17,312 Oh please, that line is not 1259 01:00:17,314 --> 01:00:18,847 going to work on us honey. 1260 01:00:18,849 --> 01:00:19,982 No, no, seriously. 1261 01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:20,983 Just to let you guys know, 1262 01:00:20,985 --> 01:00:21,917 we're going to be closing 1263 01:00:21,919 --> 01:00:22,884 in about 10 minutes. 1264 01:00:22,886 --> 01:00:23,986 [ALAN] Thank you, Jen. 1265 01:00:23,988 --> 01:00:25,187 No one underage should be 1266 01:00:25,189 --> 01:00:26,254 admitted in this bar. 1267 01:00:26,256 --> 01:00:27,656 So drink up, have fun, 1268 01:00:27,658 --> 01:00:29,658 I'll see ya in 10. 1269 01:00:29,660 --> 01:00:32,227 Hey, hey, hey, did I hear shots? 1270 01:00:32,229 --> 01:00:34,696 This is my kind of group. 1271 01:00:34,698 --> 01:00:35,998 - May I join? - [TRAVIS] Yeah. 1272 01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:37,165 [ALAN] Yes, you can have this one. 1273 01:00:37,167 --> 01:00:38,233 [NANCY] Yeah. 1274 01:00:38,235 --> 01:00:39,668 [TRAVIS] Hey, you know what? 1275 01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:41,637 I think we should take this party 1276 01:00:41,639 --> 01:00:43,772 back to Damien's house for after hours. 1277 01:00:43,774 --> 01:00:44,840 [NANCY] Fuck, yeah! 1278 01:00:44,842 --> 01:00:45,741 - Let's do it. - Yeah! 1279 01:00:45,743 --> 01:00:46,808 Dame-o! 1280 01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:47,843 I'm his next door neighbor. 1281 01:00:47,845 --> 01:00:49,344 - Yes. - No, no, no. 1282 01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:51,380 [ALAN] They're coming, they're coming. 1283 01:00:51,382 --> 01:00:53,815 [DAMIEN] You left a naked, under-age girl in my bed. 1284 01:00:53,817 --> 01:00:55,117 [NANCY] You didn't do anything, did you? 1285 01:00:55,119 --> 01:00:56,218 - [DAMIEN] No. - [NANCY] Then what's 1286 01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:57,786 the fucking issue? 1287 01:00:57,788 --> 01:00:59,721 You saw some tits, we had some laughs, 1288 01:00:59,723 --> 01:01:00,889 stop being a baby. 1289 01:01:00,891 --> 01:01:02,224 [SCOFFING] You hooked up with an 1290 01:01:02,226 --> 01:01:03,158 under-age girl. 1291 01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,027 [GASPING] Did I? 1292 01:01:05,029 --> 01:01:07,095 Yes, dammit. 1293 01:01:07,097 --> 01:01:09,865 We kissed, and then we made fun of you 1294 01:01:09,867 --> 01:01:12,100 after you passed out, we moved you into the hallway. 1295 01:01:12,102 --> 01:01:13,101 [CHUCKLING] 1296 01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:14,036 [DAMIEN] And her clothes 1297 01:01:14,038 --> 01:01:14,970 came off when? 1298 01:01:14,972 --> 01:01:15,937 [NANCY] Her clothes? 1299 01:01:15,939 --> 01:01:16,938 [DAMIEN] Yes. 1300 01:01:16,940 --> 01:01:18,774 Fuck if I know. 1301 01:01:18,776 --> 01:01:20,976 When I left she was clothed. 1302 01:01:20,978 --> 01:01:23,078 Are you sure you didn't remove her clothes? 1303 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:25,180 Yes, positive. 1304 01:01:25,182 --> 01:01:28,150 Chill out, dude, I'm just fucking with you, 1305 01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,151 I won't say anything. 1306 01:01:29,153 --> 01:01:30,419 There's nothing to say. 1307 01:01:30,421 --> 01:01:31,720 Look, I can invite her over 1308 01:01:31,722 --> 01:01:32,721 if you're so curious. 1309 01:01:32,723 --> 01:01:33,689 No, I just want to 1310 01:01:33,691 --> 01:01:34,990 make sure she's okay. 1311 01:01:34,992 --> 01:01:36,425 She's fine. 1312 01:01:36,427 --> 01:01:38,193 She just drank a little too much. 1313 01:01:38,195 --> 01:01:39,895 Okay. 1314 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,463 Wait, wait, wait, wait, do you actually think 1315 01:01:41,465 --> 01:01:43,432 that you're coming in here? 1316 01:01:43,434 --> 01:01:44,900 'Cause you're not. 1317 01:01:44,902 --> 01:01:45,902 Duh. 1318 01:01:48,138 --> 01:01:50,939 You're not, you psycho. 1319 01:01:50,941 --> 01:01:52,140 You need me. 1320 01:01:52,142 --> 01:01:53,408 Oh, and why is that? 1321 01:01:53,410 --> 01:01:57,312 Because I'll make this fun while you 1322 01:01:57,314 --> 01:01:59,281 go sulk in a corner. 1323 01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,449 I don't... 1324 01:02:00,451 --> 01:02:02,150 - M-hm. - I don't sulk, okay? 1325 01:02:02,152 --> 01:02:03,318 - I'm not going to. - Yeah, you do. 1326 01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:04,453 - You don't know that. - You do. 1327 01:02:04,455 --> 01:02:05,921 - You do. - No. 1328 01:02:05,923 --> 01:02:07,089 Hey, hey. 1329 01:02:08,058 --> 01:02:09,925 - Hey. - Hey. 1330 01:02:09,927 --> 01:02:12,260 [BOTH LAUGHING] 1331 01:02:12,262 --> 01:02:14,963 Hey, you see this guy's apartment? 1332 01:02:14,965 --> 01:02:17,165 But I have a three bedroom apartment. 1333 01:02:17,167 --> 01:02:18,333 So she coming inside? 1334 01:02:18,335 --> 01:02:19,901 Is that, it's okay? 1335 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:21,403 She can come inside my place. 1336 01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:25,307 Yeah, yeah I think that's a good idea. 1337 01:02:25,309 --> 01:02:28,043 -[LAUGHING] Yeah, it's a good idea. - You'll have fun. 1338 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:29,885 You guys should definitely do that. 1339 01:02:30,447 --> 01:02:32,914 All right, have fun, okay? 1340 01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,884 - I like that you share, bro. - Yeah. 1341 01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,987 Hey, hey, hey, hey, make sure he follows 1342 01:02:38,989 --> 01:02:40,255 the fucking pact, okay? 1343 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:41,323 - Okay. - Hey! 1344 01:02:41,325 --> 01:02:42,424 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1345 01:02:42,426 --> 01:02:44,392 Make sure he follows the pact. 1346 01:02:44,394 --> 01:02:46,995 Okay, I'll do it, I'm going to go talk to him right now. 1347 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,396 Okay, just make sure he does it 1348 01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:50,232 because it'd be good for him. 1349 01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:56,538 Oh, hey, Greg. Dude, you should probably... 1350 01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:59,074 She called you a hobbit, 1351 01:02:59,076 --> 01:03:01,243 you're like a little handsome white Smurf. 1352 01:03:01,245 --> 01:03:05,046 Okay, get some rest, good night, guys. 1353 01:03:06,150 --> 01:03:07,783 [WOMAN LAUGHING] 1354 01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:10,485 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1355 01:03:21,265 --> 01:03:22,864 Of course I would. 1356 01:03:24,868 --> 01:03:27,803 Yeah, he was drunk, he had a whole bottle of wine. 1357 01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:30,138 He had an entire bag of pistachio nuts 1358 01:03:30,140 --> 01:03:32,541 from our finest closet, he starts flicking 'em... 1359 01:03:32,543 --> 01:03:33,475 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 1360 01:03:33,477 --> 01:03:35,010 on the counter. 1361 01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:36,912 So just flicking shells just everywhere? 1362 01:03:36,914 --> 01:03:38,346 - Everywhere. - Are you okay? 1363 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:39,848 - What? - Are you okay? 1364 01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:41,416 Yeah, of course, why wouldn't I be? 1365 01:03:41,418 --> 01:03:43,451 - You seem a little on edge. - Hey, where's the ice? 1366 01:03:43,453 --> 01:03:44,586 - Oh! - Oh, my God. 1367 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,989 Security gets the suite, eh? 1368 01:03:47,991 --> 01:03:48,957 - Oh, my God! - Great. 1369 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:50,058 Is he okay? 1370 01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:51,259 He's fine, he just had 1371 01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,594 a little bit too much to drink. 1372 01:03:52,596 --> 01:03:54,396 How are you guys doing on drinks, 1373 01:03:54,398 --> 01:03:55,463 you need some more? 1374 01:03:55,465 --> 01:03:56,431 - Fine. - Oh, I'm okay. 1375 01:03:56,433 --> 01:03:57,933 We just poured those. 1376 01:03:57,935 --> 01:03:59,775 - Great, I'll get some more. - Whoa. 1377 01:04:01,305 --> 01:04:02,971 [ALAN] Dude, what's up? 1378 01:04:02,973 --> 01:04:04,139 What? I'm fine. 1379 01:04:04,141 --> 01:04:05,373 Really? Because you just dumped 1380 01:04:05,375 --> 01:04:06,608 our whiskeys out, 1381 01:04:06,610 --> 01:04:09,177 now you're making us four new ones. 1382 01:04:09,179 --> 01:04:11,847 I think if you keep this up you're going to turn into 1383 01:04:11,849 --> 01:04:12,948 a big, fat 1384 01:04:12,950 --> 01:04:14,382 [DOUBLED VOICE] loser! 1385 01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:17,285 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1386 01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:21,523 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1387 01:04:21,525 --> 01:04:23,859 Who do we have here? 1388 01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:25,227 What? 1389 01:04:25,229 --> 01:04:28,430 Is it this important child's birthday? 1390 01:04:29,266 --> 01:04:31,132 No, not yet. 1391 01:04:31,134 --> 01:04:33,001 Happy birthday, fatty. 1392 01:04:33,003 --> 01:04:35,570 [LAUGHING] 1393 01:04:35,572 --> 01:04:38,406 [HEART BEATING] 1394 01:04:39,243 --> 01:04:42,143 [BREATHING HARD] 1395 01:04:56,927 --> 01:04:58,360 You're okay. 1396 01:04:59,196 --> 01:05:00,495 You're okay. 1397 01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,331 You're okay. 1398 01:05:07,070 --> 01:05:09,371 [EXHALING] 1399 01:05:14,311 --> 01:05:16,077 [GROANING] 1400 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:20,649 [EXHALING] 1401 01:05:20,651 --> 01:05:23,051 [BABY CRYING] 1402 01:05:23,053 --> 01:05:25,954 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1403 01:05:45,442 --> 01:05:47,943 You're a father. 1404 01:05:47,945 --> 01:05:50,445 [BABY CRYING] 1405 01:05:54,017 --> 01:05:55,283 Stop! 1406 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,484 Stop! 1407 01:05:56,486 --> 01:05:57,486 Stop! 1408 01:05:58,655 --> 01:05:59,655 Stop! 1409 01:06:00,624 --> 01:06:03,525 [BREATHING HARD] 1410 01:06:17,207 --> 01:06:18,207 Fuck. 1411 01:06:19,676 --> 01:06:21,476 [SIGHING] 1412 01:06:21,478 --> 01:06:24,579 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1413 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:25,613 Drives you crazy. 1414 01:06:25,615 --> 01:06:26,715 - Yeah. - Well, man. 1415 01:06:26,717 --> 01:06:29,150 Hey, Damien. 1416 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:31,219 Damien, is that you? 1417 01:06:31,221 --> 01:06:32,320 Hey, man, 1418 01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:34,589 [CLEARING THROAT] 1419 01:06:34,591 --> 01:06:36,391 Alan says that he's probably 1420 01:06:36,393 --> 01:06:39,094 not going to go through with the pact. 1421 01:06:39,096 --> 01:06:41,329 I just feel super weird about it. 1422 01:06:41,331 --> 01:06:43,398 But I told him that he should. 1423 01:06:43,400 --> 01:06:46,534 And I said that I shouldn't. 1424 01:06:46,536 --> 01:06:49,104 Yeah, and then I said to him again, 1425 01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:51,206 "Yeah, you should." [CHUCKLING] 1426 01:06:51,208 --> 01:06:56,511 So yeah, that's what's happening out out here. 1427 01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:57,679 Hey, 1428 01:06:59,116 --> 01:07:01,483 you look kind of weird. 1429 01:07:01,485 --> 01:07:04,052 [CHUCKLING] 1430 01:07:04,788 --> 01:07:09,491 Alan, you are going to go through with it, okay? 1431 01:07:09,493 --> 01:07:14,295 Because we made a fucking pact, and it's not a time 1432 01:07:14,297 --> 01:07:19,434 to be a little bitch, it's time to man up, right? 1433 01:07:19,436 --> 01:07:21,169 Right? 1434 01:07:21,171 --> 01:07:23,605 [LAUGHING] 1435 01:07:23,607 --> 01:07:28,109 I'm not going to hurt you, I'm not going to hurt you, Alan. 1436 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:30,311 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1437 01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:31,513 But you will 1438 01:07:32,349 --> 01:07:34,182 fuck that girl. 1439 01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:39,054 Hey, Damien, why don't you take it down a notch? 1440 01:07:41,491 --> 01:07:44,192 Don't tell me to take it down, all right? 1441 01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,493 Go hump crazy. 1442 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:48,530 And gentlemen... 1443 01:07:52,169 --> 01:07:53,468 we have a pact. 1444 01:07:55,705 --> 01:07:57,138 Are you sure? 1445 01:07:57,140 --> 01:07:58,573 I packed 'em. 1446 01:07:59,576 --> 01:08:02,143 Oh, yeah, you did. 1447 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:03,511 See, told you. 1448 01:08:03,513 --> 01:08:05,346 ♪ A duh doi ♪ 1449 01:08:05,348 --> 01:08:06,748 You didn't tell me anything. 1450 01:08:07,784 --> 01:08:10,351 And that's actually not true, 1451 01:08:10,353 --> 01:08:12,587 'cause you were just saying something. 1452 01:08:12,589 --> 01:08:13,521 I was? 1453 01:08:13,523 --> 01:08:18,359 Yeah, about the girl from way back. 1454 01:08:18,361 --> 01:08:20,595 Oh, Carol, yeah. 1455 01:08:20,597 --> 01:08:23,665 Yeah, I guess she was the most serious thing I was ever in. 1456 01:08:23,667 --> 01:08:24,632 [SCOFFING] 1457 01:08:24,634 --> 01:08:25,700 Oh man, I love the way 1458 01:08:25,702 --> 01:08:27,402 we talk about relationships. 1459 01:08:27,404 --> 01:08:29,471 Like they're a John Carpenter movie. 1460 01:08:31,575 --> 01:08:34,342 If we have any surprises for each other. 1461 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:38,313 I don't think we're in much shape to do anything about it. 1462 01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:40,482 Best first date ever. 1463 01:08:40,484 --> 01:08:42,484 Hollywood Cemetery, check. 1464 01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,818 Aliens, check. 1465 01:08:43,820 --> 01:08:46,287 Body snatchers, check. 1466 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:50,458 I would say to rephrase something from moments ago, duh doi. 1467 01:08:52,662 --> 01:08:58,333 Hey, I just want to say thank you for putting up with my BS. 1468 01:08:58,335 --> 01:09:02,337 Well, I've been known to fling some cow crap myself. 1469 01:09:02,339 --> 01:09:04,739 And like I tell our friends, you and I are like 1470 01:09:04,741 --> 01:09:07,442 Mike Meyers and October 31st. 1471 01:09:07,444 --> 01:09:10,712 Seriously though, I know I can be difficult, 1472 01:09:10,714 --> 01:09:13,448 and distant, you know, sometimes. 1473 01:09:13,450 --> 01:09:17,418 But... you make me feel safe. 1474 01:09:20,757 --> 01:09:22,157 Same. 1475 01:09:23,560 --> 01:09:26,461 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1476 01:09:36,239 --> 01:09:38,506 [KNOCKING] 1477 01:09:39,409 --> 01:09:41,309 Should I be worried about you? 1478 01:09:45,815 --> 01:09:48,283 Dude, you went to get us drinks and never came back 1479 01:09:48,285 --> 01:09:49,717 like 20 minutes ago. 1480 01:09:49,719 --> 01:09:51,619 [SIGHING] 1481 01:09:51,621 --> 01:09:54,789 Dude, I'm so sorry, I'm a little out of it. 1482 01:09:54,791 --> 01:09:57,659 Look, I don't want to be a dick, because I know 1483 01:09:57,661 --> 01:10:00,461 you're going through some shit. 1484 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,931 But I'm pretty pissed off. 1485 01:10:02,933 --> 01:10:03,933 Okay. 1486 01:10:05,402 --> 01:10:10,271 Look, this is my first and possibly only visit 1487 01:10:10,273 --> 01:10:12,407 to Los Angeles, maybe ever, 1488 01:10:13,877 --> 01:10:16,411 and you don't want to do anything! 1489 01:10:16,413 --> 01:10:19,781 And when you do, you're either disgruntled, 1490 01:10:19,783 --> 01:10:21,749 or you fucking disappear, 1491 01:10:22,686 --> 01:10:26,554 or you dumped out the whiskey shots. 1492 01:10:29,559 --> 01:10:32,694 Come on man, wake up, I haven't seen you 1493 01:10:32,696 --> 01:10:35,597 since like three Christmases ago. 1494 01:10:38,301 --> 01:10:40,702 I just want to have fun with my old friend, 1495 01:10:41,771 --> 01:10:43,538 and you're breaking my heart, dude. 1496 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:50,011 You're right, you're right, I'm sorry. 1497 01:10:50,013 --> 01:10:51,379 Damn right. 1498 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:55,416 This is my LA trip. 1499 01:10:56,786 --> 01:10:58,319 [ELECTRICITY FLICKERING] 1500 01:10:58,321 --> 01:10:59,921 - I wanted to be a prosecutor. - God. 1501 01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:00,888 What? 1502 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:04,826 Oh, nothing, I'm just going insane. 1503 01:11:04,828 --> 01:11:06,861 Sure, the moment I realized my passion 1504 01:11:06,863 --> 01:11:08,496 would make you go insane. 1505 01:11:08,498 --> 01:11:11,332 No, no, no that's not what I'm saying. 1506 01:11:11,334 --> 01:11:13,468 I'm just sorry, I... 1507 01:11:13,470 --> 01:11:18,473 Well, we could go walk down that long hallway 1508 01:11:18,475 --> 01:11:24,312 or, if you are going insane, then maybe we could be edgy 1509 01:11:24,314 --> 01:11:25,747 and just stay here. 1510 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:28,483 Perhaps getting caught would add a little... 1511 01:11:28,485 --> 01:11:30,885 Shit, I forgot about him. 1512 01:11:30,887 --> 01:11:32,854 Dude, what are you doing? 1513 01:11:32,856 --> 01:11:35,723 I was going to take the trash out, it started to fill up. 1514 01:11:35,725 --> 01:11:38,626 , No man, I've got my trash, go sit down. 1515 01:11:40,764 --> 01:11:41,996 I'll be right back, I'm sorry. 1516 01:11:41,998 --> 01:11:43,398 Okay. 1517 01:11:44,567 --> 01:11:46,434 Hey, you're doing really good with him. 1518 01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:49,904 Just keep your confidence level high and just... 1519 01:11:50,940 --> 01:11:52,440 Jesus Christ. 1520 01:11:59,916 --> 01:12:02,550 [SOFT MUSIC] 1521 01:12:32,515 --> 01:12:34,682 [CRYING] 1522 01:13:32,742 --> 01:13:35,042 [CHILD LAUGHING] 1523 01:13:39,082 --> 01:13:40,982 Late for kids. 1524 01:13:44,821 --> 01:13:46,687 [CHILD LAUGHING] 1525 01:13:53,630 --> 01:13:55,530 Kid. 1526 01:13:55,532 --> 01:13:56,697 Hello? 1527 01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:15,216 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1528 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,718 Hello, kid? 1529 01:14:27,464 --> 01:14:28,464 Hello? 1530 01:14:41,578 --> 01:14:43,744 Kid, is that you? 1531 01:14:51,087 --> 01:14:53,187 Kid, you back there? 1532 01:15:01,564 --> 01:15:02,630 [CHILD LAUGHING] 1533 01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:05,066 [CRASHING] 1534 01:15:07,804 --> 01:15:10,671 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1535 01:15:15,879 --> 01:15:18,112 [SCREAMING] 1536 01:15:25,288 --> 01:15:29,857 We are gathered here today to unite Damien Booster 1537 01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:31,692 and Danielle Scott. 1538 01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:35,530 Wel... welc... Welcome to the family. 1539 01:15:35,532 --> 01:15:37,832 You have my blessing, son. 1540 01:15:37,834 --> 01:15:43,271 [WEDDING MARCH PLAYING] 1541 01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:55,750 [DAMIEN] Oh shit. 1542 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,686 Danielle, repeat after me. 1543 01:16:00,056 --> 01:16:02,123 With this ring. 1544 01:16:02,125 --> 01:16:05,593 [DANIELLE] With this ring I thee wed, 1545 01:16:05,595 --> 01:16:07,061 Damien Booster. 1546 01:16:07,964 --> 01:16:09,764 [DAMIEN] I don't see you! 1547 01:16:09,766 --> 01:16:11,265 Do you, Damien Booster 1548 01:16:11,267 --> 01:16:13,634 take Danielle Scott? 1549 01:16:13,636 --> 01:16:14,702 [SCREAMING] 1550 01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:16,237 And, Danielle Scott, 1551 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:19,707 do you take Damien Booster? 1552 01:16:19,709 --> 01:16:21,309 [DANIELLE LAUGHING] 1553 01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:22,311 I do. 1554 01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:26,881 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1555 01:16:28,585 --> 01:16:30,151 Dani... 1556 01:16:30,153 --> 01:16:31,153 Dani... 1557 01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:35,222 I'm sorry I'm such a fuck up, okay? 1558 01:16:35,224 --> 01:16:39,894 I love you, I love you, you have to know this, 1559 01:16:39,896 --> 01:16:42,029 you must know this, I love you! 1560 01:16:42,031 --> 01:16:44,332 [HEARTBEATS] 1561 01:16:44,334 --> 01:16:46,167 I know. 1562 01:16:47,604 --> 01:16:49,003 Whoa, what's wrong? 1563 01:16:49,973 --> 01:16:51,806 Damien, you okay? 1564 01:16:51,808 --> 01:16:54,241 [SOFT MUSIC] 1565 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,043 Hey, man, where's the trash? 1566 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:03,150 [BREATHING HARD] 1567 01:17:10,059 --> 01:17:12,960 - [DAMIEN] Fuck this. - [CAROL] Wait, what? 1568 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:16,397 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1569 01:17:16,399 --> 01:17:18,232 Hey, whoa, Damien. 1570 01:17:18,234 --> 01:17:20,267 - Excuse me! - I don't think that's such a good idea. 1571 01:17:20,269 --> 01:17:22,336 - I just don't think you should go in there. - Excuse me, lady! 1572 01:17:22,338 --> 01:17:25,306 Oh, my God! Whoa, guys, a little privacy, please. 1573 01:17:26,209 --> 01:17:28,843 Alan, I can't let you do this, okay? 1574 01:17:28,845 --> 01:17:30,244 Everything I've said is horse shit, 1575 01:17:30,246 --> 01:17:32,780 you deserve a real, untainted love, man. 1576 01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:38,019 No, no, he's right, I'm sorry, Shena. 1577 01:17:38,021 --> 01:17:40,021 You're an amazing girl and I feel so lucky, 1578 01:17:40,023 --> 01:17:44,792 - but, I love my girlfriend. - You have a girlfriend? 1579 01:17:44,794 --> 01:17:46,327 I know, I know I should have said something. 1580 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:47,294 What the fuck? 1581 01:17:47,296 --> 01:17:48,396 [ALAN] I got carried... 1582 01:17:48,398 --> 01:17:50,097 Really, a fucking girlfriend? 1583 01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:52,266 Here I am fucking butt ass naked in your bed 1584 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:53,701 and you got a fucking girlfriend? 1585 01:17:53,703 --> 01:17:54,935 I had a wonderful time with you. 1586 01:17:54,937 --> 01:17:56,003 Oh, stop. 1587 01:17:56,005 --> 01:17:56,937 [ALAN] Really! 1588 01:17:56,939 --> 01:17:58,172 Oh, fuck off! 1589 01:17:58,174 --> 01:17:59,073 - I'm sorry. - [SHENA] Fuck you! 1590 01:17:59,075 --> 01:18:06,714 Thanks for nothing, asshole, I can't believe I wasted my night off with you. 1591 01:18:06,716 --> 01:18:08,449 I should have known watching you in the bar 1592 01:18:08,451 --> 01:18:11,152 last night all mopey and weird that tonight would be 1593 01:18:11,154 --> 01:18:12,720 just as shit-tastic. 1594 01:18:13,923 --> 01:18:15,389 She remembered me. 1595 01:18:15,391 --> 01:18:17,191 I'm so embarrassed, you piece of shit. 1596 01:18:17,193 --> 01:18:19,093 Wait, wait, last night? 1597 01:18:19,095 --> 01:18:21,162 Yeah, you're buddy was there last night 1598 01:18:21,164 --> 01:18:25,032 being just as lame and pathetic as he was tonight. 1599 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:27,034 [ALAN] Damien, what the fuck? 1600 01:18:27,036 --> 01:18:28,769 I'm sorry man, okay? 1601 01:18:28,771 --> 01:18:30,971 Like you passed out and I couldn't go to sleep. 1602 01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:34,008 Dude, it's not just that, it's everything. 1603 01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:36,343 The whole trip has just been one big wash with you! 1604 01:18:36,345 --> 01:18:39,080 I know, I know, I know. 1605 01:18:39,082 --> 01:18:42,183 I fucked up, I fucked up, I'm a fuck up. 1606 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:44,318 Okay, I fucked up Caroline's relationship. 1607 01:18:44,320 --> 01:18:46,854 I've self-sabotaged every single relationship since. 1608 01:18:46,856 --> 01:18:51,192 And, you know, I guess I did the same thing with you, 1609 01:18:51,194 --> 01:18:53,961 and I'm sorry dude, I'm an asshole. 1610 01:18:53,963 --> 01:18:56,363 Yeah, you did, asshole. 1611 01:18:56,365 --> 01:18:58,165 Mainly to people I care about. 1612 01:18:58,167 --> 01:19:01,235 Mainly to people you care about. [SCOFFING] 1613 01:19:01,237 --> 01:19:02,837 And you don't deserve that. 1614 01:19:02,839 --> 01:19:06,941 I'm sorry, you're my best friend, you've been my best friend 1615 01:19:06,943 --> 01:19:11,145 my whole life, and I love you, man, and I just... 1616 01:19:11,147 --> 01:19:12,413 Let's just save it. 1617 01:19:12,415 --> 01:19:15,516 I love you, man, and I'm really happy 1618 01:19:15,518 --> 01:19:17,485 for you and Natalie, like sincerely. 1619 01:19:17,487 --> 01:19:18,819 Hey! 1620 01:19:18,821 --> 01:19:20,321 You kept me up all night, huh? 1621 01:19:20,323 --> 01:19:22,323 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1622 01:19:22,325 --> 01:19:24,959 [SOFT MUSIC] 1623 01:19:35,004 --> 01:19:37,304 [GROANING] 1624 01:19:54,323 --> 01:19:56,791 [ALAN] Hey, bud, you didn't ruin my trip. 1625 01:19:56,793 --> 01:19:59,026 If anything, you made it more interesting. 1626 01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:01,862 Thank you for showing me just how much I love Natalie, 1627 01:20:01,864 --> 01:20:04,865 you da man, hope you will be my best man come next spring. 1628 01:20:04,867 --> 01:20:06,801 Love you dude, Alan. 1629 01:20:08,004 --> 01:20:10,905 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 1630 01:20:52,882 --> 01:20:54,615 ♪ She ♪ 1631 01:20:58,287 --> 01:21:03,858 ♪ Snaps like a flag In the wind ♪ 1632 01:21:07,330 --> 01:21:09,263 ♪ And I ♪ 1633 01:21:12,902 --> 01:21:16,370 ♪ Will never be forgiven ♪ 1634 01:21:20,042 --> 01:21:23,210 ♪ These my sins ♪ 1635 01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:32,253 ♪ And I'm sitting here ♪ 1636 01:21:33,322 --> 01:21:37,658 ♪ Guess that's Natural selection ♪ 1637 01:21:43,399 --> 01:21:46,066 ♪ But I've had nights ♪ 1638 01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:51,005 ♪ With photograph protection ♪ 1639 01:21:57,046 --> 01:21:59,346 ♪ But I ♪ 1640 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:04,451 ♪ Got a big bad love ♪ 1641 01:22:10,393 --> 01:22:15,362 ♪ But I ♪ 1642 01:22:15,364 --> 01:22:18,532 ♪ Got a big bad love ♪ 1643 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,070 [DANIELLE] Damien? 1644 01:22:24,206 --> 01:22:26,407 [SCREAMING] 1645 01:22:26,409 --> 01:22:27,708 Who is he? 1646 01:22:28,978 --> 01:22:30,377 Who was that guy? 1647 01:22:31,647 --> 01:22:34,682 [PEOPLE CHATTING] 1648 01:22:36,218 --> 01:22:40,955 ♪ I ♪ 1649 01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:44,425 ♪ Got a big bad love ♪ 1650 01:22:49,098 --> 01:22:50,531 ♪ I've ♪ 1651 01:22:50,533 --> 01:22:51,732 ♪ Got nothing ♪ 1652 01:22:51,734 --> 01:22:54,034 ♪ Just words on withered pages ♪ 1653 01:22:57,106 --> 01:23:01,508 ♪ And I've known so long that I forgot to make changes ♪ 1654 01:23:04,313 --> 01:23:06,180 ♪ And I've had nights ♪ 1655 01:23:06,182 --> 01:23:08,682 ♪ When sorrow's bled me dry And I ♪ 1656 01:23:08,684 --> 01:23:12,052 ♪ I've been faced with unsayable goodbyes ♪ 1657 01:23:12,054 --> 01:23:16,256 ♪ But I, I got a big bad love ♪ 1658 01:23:19,562 --> 01:23:21,996 ♪ I ♪ 1659 01:23:21,998 --> 01:23:23,998 ♪ I got a big bad love ♪ 1660 01:23:59,101 --> 01:24:00,634 ♪ And the soles of my shoes ♪ 1661 01:24:02,238 --> 01:24:04,271 ♪ Worn as thin as my faith ♪ 1662 01:24:06,275 --> 01:24:10,444 ♪ And I guess I should Be heading home, honey ♪ 1663 01:24:10,446 --> 01:24:12,346 ♪ It seems it's getting late ♪ 1664 01:24:14,050 --> 01:24:17,584 ♪ Got to lay me down Inside my bed, uh-huh huh ♪ 1665 01:24:17,586 --> 01:24:19,620 ♪ With these memories of you ♪ 1666 01:24:21,757 --> 01:24:24,391 ♪ I pray someday that You could find ♪ 1667 01:24:25,594 --> 01:24:27,661 ♪ A way to love me too ♪ 1668 01:24:28,597 --> 01:24:31,465 ♪ 'Cause I ♪ 1669 01:24:31,467 --> 01:24:33,734 ♪ I got a big bad love ♪ 1670 01:24:36,372 --> 01:24:39,173 ♪ 'Cause I ♪ 1671 01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:41,708 ♪ I got a big bad love ♪ 1672 01:24:44,146 --> 01:24:48,148 ♪ 'Cause I ♪ 1673 01:24:48,150 --> 01:24:51,718 ♪ I got a big bad love ♪ 1674 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:55,255 ♪ ♪