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Bravo! 14 00:01:23,850 --> 00:01:26,516 Encore! Uh, "The Summer Song." 15 00:01:26,518 --> 00:01:28,253 He just played "The Summer Song." 16 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,488 Well, play it again, then. 17 00:01:30,490 --> 00:01:32,689 Or just any song with "summer" in the title. Doesn't matter. 18 00:01:32,691 --> 00:01:34,492 Uh, cheers, guys. I'm gonna take a bit of a break 19 00:01:34,494 --> 00:01:36,494 - and then I'll come back. - Are you being serious? 20 00:01:37,330 --> 00:01:38,563 That's it. 21 00:01:38,565 --> 00:01:39,963 I can't believe I missed it. 22 00:01:43,869 --> 00:01:46,271 Jack. 23 00:01:46,273 --> 00:01:47,572 Sir. 24 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:50,608 How are you... enjoying the job? 25 00:01:50,610 --> 00:01:51,808 Yeah, not bad. Good, thanks. 26 00:01:51,810 --> 00:01:55,647 I've noticed the customers like you. 27 00:01:55,649 --> 00:01:57,715 Okay, great. Yeah, well, I try to be friendly. 28 00:01:57,717 --> 00:01:59,016 Unlike me. 29 00:01:59,018 --> 00:02:01,385 I'm increasingly finding I don't like you. 30 00:02:01,387 --> 00:02:03,521 - Right. - You know, the beard 31 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:04,688 gets on my nerves. 32 00:02:04,690 --> 00:02:05,557 What's wrong with shaving? 33 00:02:05,559 --> 00:02:06,524 - Yeah, I know. I suppose I... - Yeah... 34 00:02:06,526 --> 00:02:08,292 And I don't like the way you're always late. 35 00:02:08,294 --> 00:02:09,694 I-I don't like the way you dress. 36 00:02:09,696 --> 00:02:11,729 And worse, I get the feeling 37 00:02:11,731 --> 00:02:13,731 you think working here is beneath you. 38 00:02:13,733 --> 00:02:16,667 - Oh. - But the customers like you. 39 00:02:16,669 --> 00:02:21,475 So, if you want to go full-time, you can. 40 00:02:22,976 --> 00:02:24,608 Right. 41 00:02:24,610 --> 00:02:25,843 Okay. Well, yeah, great. 42 00:02:25,845 --> 00:02:27,612 Uh, let me think about that. 43 00:02:27,614 --> 00:02:30,447 Or, eh, here's the alternative, son. 44 00:02:30,449 --> 00:02:32,316 Two weeks, you're out on your ear. 45 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,756 Yeah. I'll give the job to dozy Karen. 46 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:39,523 Okay, great. 47 00:02:39,525 --> 00:02:41,358 Well, classic. Um... 48 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:43,027 - Yeah, I'll get right back to you. - Good. 49 00:02:43,029 --> 00:02:44,494 There's someone to see you. 50 00:02:44,496 --> 00:02:47,432 Make it quick. We've got stuff to sell. 51 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:52,970 Do you want the good news or the bad news? 52 00:02:52,972 --> 00:02:54,071 I'm gonna have to say good news, 53 00:02:54,073 --> 00:02:55,739 'cause I don't think I could take any more bad news. 54 00:02:55,741 --> 00:02:56,607 Well, the good news is 55 00:02:56,609 --> 00:02:59,376 you're booked for Latitude Festival. 56 00:02:59,378 --> 00:03:01,112 No! 57 00:03:01,114 --> 00:03:02,846 Yes! Yes! 58 00:03:02,848 --> 00:03:04,047 It's not the biggest... 59 00:03:04,049 --> 00:03:05,583 It's the, it's the Suffolk Tent. 60 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:07,051 I don't care what tent, it's Latitude! 61 00:03:07,053 --> 00:03:08,219 It's a proper festival! 62 00:03:08,221 --> 00:03:11,789 You are the best manager in the world! 63 00:03:11,791 --> 00:03:13,491 Latitude! 64 00:03:13,493 --> 00:03:16,027 ♪ This road that I'm walking, well ♪ 65 00:03:16,029 --> 00:03:17,528 ♪ It started young ♪ 66 00:03:17,530 --> 00:03:20,530 ♪ I found a guitar and then it all begun ♪ 67 00:03:20,532 --> 00:03:22,433 ♪ I found all the things I wanted to be ♪ 68 00:03:22,435 --> 00:03:25,102 - Classic. - ♪ So come take my hand ♪ 69 00:03:25,104 --> 00:03:26,671 ♪ And rock this road with me ♪ 70 00:03:26,673 --> 00:03:28,373 ♪ Rock this road ♪ 71 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:29,840 ♪ I'm not gonna stop ♪ 72 00:03:29,842 --> 00:03:33,043 ♪ Rock this road till I'm at the top ♪ 73 00:03:33,045 --> 00:03:35,646 ♪ Rock this road, we'll do it right ♪ 74 00:03:35,648 --> 00:03:37,915 ♪ I'm gonna rock this road tonight ♪ 75 00:03:45,392 --> 00:03:47,725 ♪ Gotta follow this winding road ♪ 76 00:03:47,727 --> 00:03:49,059 ♪ I gotta follow ♪ 77 00:03:49,061 --> 00:03:51,129 - ♪ Wherever it goes ♪ - And it has shiny wheels. 78 00:03:51,131 --> 00:03:53,530 ♪ I guess I'll always carry this load ♪ 79 00:03:53,532 --> 00:03:54,999 ♪ That's my fate ♪ 80 00:03:55,001 --> 00:03:58,702 - ♪ I rock this road. ♪ - Yes, I'd love to play with it. 81 00:04:01,473 --> 00:04:04,041 Uh, accept my gratitude, Latitude. 82 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:09,049 Uh, yeah, it's been a blast. 83 00:04:20,893 --> 00:04:23,494 I thought "Dinosaur" was particularly strong. 84 00:04:23,496 --> 00:04:25,629 Well, yeah, I got most of the words right. 85 00:04:25,631 --> 00:04:26,898 "Hear me roar, 86 00:04:26,900 --> 00:04:29,600 - I'm a dinosaur." - Rocky! 87 00:04:29,602 --> 00:04:30,968 - What are you doing here? - Yes, mate! 88 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:33,069 - Yeah! - Oh! 89 00:04:33,071 --> 00:04:35,939 - I'm a road manager, innit. - Oh! 90 00:04:35,941 --> 00:04:37,975 So everyone who said that you were a lazy, 91 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:40,511 - useless, drug-taking drunk... - Hello. 92 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,513 ...who'd never get a job were wrong. 93 00:04:42,515 --> 00:04:43,780 Yes, they were, actually. 94 00:04:43,782 --> 00:04:45,816 I'm in profitable employment. 95 00:04:45,818 --> 00:04:48,151 A valued cog in a well-oiled rock machine. 96 00:04:48,153 --> 00:04:49,754 - Yeah. - Yeah. 97 00:04:49,756 --> 00:04:51,054 Good set, though, mate. 98 00:04:51,056 --> 00:04:52,590 - Yeah. - Did you hear it? I didn't see you. 99 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:53,691 I-If I'm totally honest, 100 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,725 I only popped by for a quick bong behind the tent. 101 00:04:55,727 --> 00:04:57,929 - Oh. - But it was a lovely surprise to hear you. 102 00:04:57,931 --> 00:04:59,196 I mean, I didn't hear much of it, 103 00:04:59,198 --> 00:05:00,965 to be honest, 'cause... 104 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:04,068 of the bong and stuff, but... yeah. 105 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,504 Ah, you're still making sweet love to young Ellie, I see. 106 00:05:06,506 --> 00:05:07,571 - No. - No. 107 00:05:07,573 --> 00:05:10,975 No, never. Not once. 108 00:05:10,977 --> 00:05:13,044 That's a shame. 109 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,679 She's my manager. 110 00:05:14,681 --> 00:05:17,514 Hey, do you wanna come backstage for our gig? 111 00:05:17,516 --> 00:05:18,850 - Wha... Please. - Yeah? 112 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:20,550 Let's do it, then. 113 00:05:20,552 --> 00:05:21,985 - Let's rock this road. - All right. 114 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:23,687 So how long you been back in Suffolk? 115 00:05:23,689 --> 00:05:25,922 Oof. Well, I'm trying to live outside the traditional 116 00:05:25,924 --> 00:05:27,124 concept of time. 117 00:05:27,126 --> 00:05:29,794 So, could be weeks, could me months, 118 00:05:29,796 --> 00:05:31,696 could be a year and a half, no idea. 119 00:05:31,698 --> 00:05:33,263 Oh, here we are. 120 00:05:33,265 --> 00:05:34,934 Thank you so much. 121 00:05:37,903 --> 00:05:39,537 So what exactly do you do? 122 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:41,239 Make sure everything runs like clockwork. 123 00:05:41,241 --> 00:05:43,273 - Service the equipment. - Right. 124 00:05:43,275 --> 00:05:46,877 Make sandwiches, make teas. 125 00:05:46,879 --> 00:05:48,614 Uh... Oh, Christ. 126 00:05:52,986 --> 00:05:54,518 Sorry. 127 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,186 Sorry. Sorry, Michael. 128 00:05:56,188 --> 00:05:57,588 You're fired. 129 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:58,659 Fair do's. 130 00:06:04,162 --> 00:06:06,165 Got fired. 131 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,165 Give Ellie one for me, yeah? 132 00:06:09,167 --> 00:06:10,887 - No, really, we don't... - Catch you later. 133 00:06:17,109 --> 00:06:18,675 Oh, great day. 134 00:06:18,677 --> 00:06:19,910 Yeah, great day. 135 00:06:19,912 --> 00:06:22,246 Though, Elle, we should stop now. 136 00:06:22,248 --> 00:06:23,948 I can't do this anymore. 137 00:06:23,950 --> 00:06:25,949 Don't be stupid. 138 00:06:25,951 --> 00:06:27,884 You're gonna need a bigger tent. 139 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,252 You're gonna need a bigger tent. 140 00:06:29,254 --> 00:06:31,155 No, okay, stop. You gotta stop pretending 141 00:06:31,157 --> 00:06:35,191 that we're in a thrilling story with a big, exciting end. 142 00:06:35,193 --> 00:06:37,727 We're in a little story and it ends now. 143 00:06:37,729 --> 00:06:39,696 I think I hear something special in my songs, 144 00:06:39,698 --> 00:06:41,165 you think you hear something special, 145 00:06:41,167 --> 00:06:42,600 and I love you for it. 146 00:06:42,602 --> 00:06:44,302 But no one else does. No one ever has. 147 00:06:44,304 --> 00:06:45,970 Uh, Nick loves "The Summer Song." 148 00:06:45,972 --> 00:06:48,706 Nick is famously a world-class moron. 149 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:51,107 If it hasn't happened by now, it's not going to. 150 00:06:51,109 --> 00:06:52,275 It'll take a miracle. 151 00:06:52,277 --> 00:06:54,145 Miracles happen. 152 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,679 I mean it. 153 00:06:55,681 --> 00:06:57,247 This is a serious moment for me. 154 00:06:57,249 --> 00:06:59,083 This is just absolutely not happening. 155 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:02,720 Look, I can't be the star that we thought I could be at 14, 156 00:07:02,722 --> 00:07:04,287 on that day in the school hall 157 00:07:04,289 --> 00:07:06,958 when I sang a pretty cool cover of "Wonderwall" 158 00:07:06,960 --> 00:07:09,193 and you were there, backstage. 159 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:10,694 - I'm not hearing a word. - Okay, but look. 160 00:07:10,696 --> 00:07:13,997 This, this was my last gig. 161 00:07:13,999 --> 00:07:16,934 And I'm so happy you were there. 162 00:07:16,936 --> 00:07:19,773 This is the end of our long and winding road. 163 00:07:25,712 --> 00:07:27,677 Come on! The world is full of miracles. 164 00:07:27,679 --> 00:07:29,045 Like what? 165 00:07:29,047 --> 00:07:30,982 Benedict Cumberbatch becoming a sex symbol. 166 00:07:30,984 --> 00:07:32,984 - Oh... - You'll change your mind. 167 00:07:32,986 --> 00:07:35,052 I won't. This is the start of a better life. 168 00:07:35,054 --> 00:07:38,559 And I'm... feeling perky about it. 169 00:07:51,037 --> 00:07:52,138 Mmm. 170 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:55,639 Night-night, rock star. 171 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:57,076 Yeah. Night-night. 172 00:09:27,867 --> 00:09:30,067 You all right, mate? 173 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,009 Just a few minutes, okay? 174 00:09:48,186 --> 00:09:50,453 Can I just say one thing? 175 00:09:50,455 --> 00:09:54,190 Just to... warn you. 176 00:09:54,192 --> 00:09:56,426 I've spoken with the doctor and you, 177 00:09:56,428 --> 00:09:58,896 you will walk again. 178 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:02,031 But you have lost your beard 179 00:10:02,033 --> 00:10:04,834 and, um, two big teeth. 180 00:10:04,836 --> 00:10:06,116 And even though it should be sad, 181 00:10:06,806 --> 00:10:08,506 it's actually very funny, unfortunately. 182 00:10:08,508 --> 00:10:12,041 So despite all the pain and inconvenience, 183 00:10:12,043 --> 00:10:14,344 you're not even gonna get any sympathy. 184 00:10:14,346 --> 00:10:17,414 People will just laugh at you. 185 00:10:19,118 --> 00:10:21,121 Ow. 186 00:10:22,220 --> 00:10:24,420 What happened? 187 00:10:24,422 --> 00:10:27,525 No one knows. 188 00:10:27,527 --> 00:10:28,925 It was all over the world. 189 00:10:28,927 --> 00:10:32,029 Electricity flicked off for 12 seconds. 190 00:10:32,031 --> 00:10:33,863 You were just unlucky that at that exact moment, 191 00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:34,867 a big bus hit you. 192 00:10:35,768 --> 00:10:36,800 You know, the weird thing they thought 193 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:37,668 was gonna happen at midnight when we hit 2000? 194 00:10:37,670 --> 00:10:40,471 - Oh, yeah, Y2K. - It sort of happened. 195 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,808 It was very big news which, um, you missed entirely. 196 00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,943 - Because of the bus. - Ah. 197 00:10:45,945 --> 00:10:48,279 Mm-hmm. 198 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:51,818 Right. I've gotta get back to school. 199 00:10:53,085 --> 00:10:55,319 - Elle? - Yeah? 200 00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,854 Thanks for taking such good care of me. 201 00:10:57,856 --> 00:11:00,491 You're welcome. I'll come back later. 202 00:11:00,493 --> 00:11:02,059 Will you still need me, 203 00:11:02,061 --> 00:11:04,328 will you still feed me, when I'm 64? 204 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,296 I don't know. I'll think about it. 205 00:11:06,298 --> 00:11:08,998 - Why 64? - What do you mean? 206 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:13,002 It's just... oh, forget it. 207 00:11:13,004 --> 00:11:15,441 What do you mean, "Why 64?" 208 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,212 I think the accident 209 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:22,413 was a message from God. 210 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:25,149 Yeah, he was very angry. 211 00:11:25,151 --> 00:11:27,150 Elle, you think me getting hit by a bus 212 00:11:27,152 --> 00:11:29,053 was God's way of telling me not to go back to teaching? 213 00:11:29,055 --> 00:11:30,621 Exactly. 214 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,921 Incredible. It's amazing. 215 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:34,058 You know, God loves your stuff. 216 00:11:34,060 --> 00:11:36,359 Look, if God had been remotely interested in my stuff, 217 00:11:36,361 --> 00:11:38,027 he would've once, right, just once, 218 00:11:38,029 --> 00:11:40,530 had someone write me a fan letter who wasn't my mum. 219 00:11:40,532 --> 00:11:42,165 Or me. 220 00:11:42,167 --> 00:11:44,101 Yeah. 221 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,102 I didn't ask to be The Beatles, 222 00:11:46,104 --> 00:11:48,104 you know, I just wanted once to have a standing ovation 223 00:11:48,106 --> 00:11:50,341 not given by people who were already standing at the bar. 224 00:11:50,343 --> 00:11:52,242 Be the what? 225 00:11:57,048 --> 00:11:59,282 - Oh, my God. - Oh, yeah. 226 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:01,452 Carol, come and look! 227 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,219 I know Ellie said it was funny, 228 00:12:03,221 --> 00:12:05,923 but no one mentioned visual humor of this quality. 229 00:12:05,925 --> 00:12:09,559 Jack! Oh, my God! Your teeth. 230 00:12:09,561 --> 00:12:11,594 - Cheese! - Oh, wow. 231 00:12:11,596 --> 00:12:13,897 Presents, presents, 232 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,466 - presents. - Mm, presents, presents. - Yes, yes. 233 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,468 It's true, we have bought you presents. 234 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,236 - Exciting. - Well, they have, obviously. 235 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:20,637 - Huge work week. - Yeah, yeah. 236 00:12:20,639 --> 00:12:22,439 What do we have here? 237 00:12:22,441 --> 00:12:24,241 Okay, okay, okay. 238 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:26,410 - Uh, boom! Hey! - Oh, wow. 239 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,179 - Because you lost your teeth. That's... - Yeah, I know. 240 00:12:29,181 --> 00:12:31,147 That's why that's funny. Okay. 241 00:12:31,149 --> 00:12:33,217 - Number two. - Where did you get that? 242 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:36,687 - 'Cause you got hit by a bus. - Yeah, I remember. 243 00:12:36,689 --> 00:12:37,688 Do you? 244 00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,022 - Hilarious. - Yeah. 245 00:12:39,024 --> 00:12:40,357 All right. One more. 246 00:12:40,359 --> 00:12:42,626 - I've signed your name, don't worry. - One more, yes. 247 00:12:42,628 --> 00:12:44,995 I don't know what this one could possibly be. 248 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:46,997 - Oh, my... Neither do I. - No idea. 249 00:12:46,999 --> 00:12:49,666 I mean, I'm thinking some sort of snow shovel. 250 00:12:49,668 --> 00:12:53,404 - Mm-hmm. - Or a... tiny little giraffe with no legs. 251 00:12:53,406 --> 00:12:55,204 Just open it, open it, open it. 252 00:12:55,206 --> 00:12:56,406 Oh. 253 00:12:56,408 --> 00:12:57,943 Okay. 254 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,483 Wow. 255 00:13:06,418 --> 00:13:08,184 'Cause yours got run over by a bus. 256 00:13:08,186 --> 00:13:10,020 Well, play something. 257 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,387 - Yes, play something. - Come on. 258 00:13:11,389 --> 00:13:13,723 - Play "The Summer Song." - Let me get rid of this. 259 00:13:16,295 --> 00:13:17,560 Hey! 260 00:13:17,562 --> 00:13:19,029 What's tickin' and tockin' and rockin'? 261 00:13:19,031 --> 00:13:20,430 - Yeah! - Oh! - What is he doing here? 262 00:13:20,432 --> 00:13:22,433 Yeah, he got sacked. He's staying with us, 263 00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,568 - sleeping on the sofa. - That is a disaster 264 00:13:24,570 --> 00:13:26,337 - that could last forever... Yep. - Terrible decision. 265 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:27,670 - That's right. - ...and ruin your entire life. 266 00:13:27,672 --> 00:13:28,539 Absolutely. 267 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:30,406 Hey, really glad you're not dead, man. 268 00:13:31,143 --> 00:13:32,175 He's got a new guitar. 269 00:13:32,177 --> 00:13:34,147 - He's gonna play a song. - Ow. - ROCKY: Epic. 270 00:13:36,614 --> 00:13:39,551 A great guitar requires a great song. 271 00:13:47,158 --> 00:13:50,294 ♪ Yesterday ♪ 272 00:13:50,296 --> 00:13:54,530 ♪ All my troubles seemed so far away ♪ 273 00:13:54,532 --> 00:13:58,001 ♪ Now it seems as though they're here to stay ♪ 274 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:03,976 ♪ Oh, I believe in yesterday ♪ 275 00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:09,713 Go on. 276 00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:13,083 ♪ Suddenly ♪ 277 00:14:13,085 --> 00:14:17,721 ♪ I'm not half the man I used to be ♪ 278 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:21,091 ♪ There's a shadow hanging over me ♪ 279 00:14:21,093 --> 00:14:26,597 ♪ Oh, yesterday came suddenly ♪ 280 00:14:28,100 --> 00:14:32,602 ♪ Why she had to go ♪ 281 00:14:32,604 --> 00:14:33,804 ♪ I don't know ♪ 282 00:14:33,806 --> 00:14:35,307 ♪ She wouldn't say ♪ 283 00:14:38,244 --> 00:14:42,478 ♪ I said something wrong ♪ 284 00:14:42,480 --> 00:14:46,152 ♪ Now I long for yesterday. ♪ 285 00:14:52,057 --> 00:14:53,723 Oh, my... 286 00:14:53,725 --> 00:14:57,194 Wha... What the hell was that? 287 00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,795 "Yesterday." 288 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,397 That was one of the most beautiful songs 289 00:15:01,399 --> 00:15:03,699 - I've ever heard. - Yeah. I mean, 290 00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,501 it's a bit-bit sloppy, but it's sweet. 291 00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:09,173 - Oh. - When did you write that? 292 00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,341 I didn't write it. Paul McCartney wrote it, 293 00:15:11,343 --> 00:15:12,443 The Beatles. 294 00:15:12,445 --> 00:15:14,111 Who? 295 00:15:14,113 --> 00:15:15,478 The Beatles. 296 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,080 The what? 297 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:19,750 John, Paul, George and Ringo, The Beatles. 298 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,452 Which beetles is this? 299 00:15:21,454 --> 00:15:22,934 The insect beetles or the car Beetles? 300 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,255 The pop group Beatles... Nick, help me out here. 301 00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,491 Right. Yes. 302 00:15:27,493 --> 00:15:30,794 Um, there's this problem with musicians. 303 00:15:30,796 --> 00:15:33,429 They presume everyone else has this encyclopedic knowledge 304 00:15:33,431 --> 00:15:35,866 of obscure pop, make you feel stupid when you haven't 305 00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,568 heard of bands, you know, 306 00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:40,670 like Neutral Milk Hotel, or, uh, The Monophonics, 307 00:15:40,672 --> 00:15:44,107 or, in this case, The Beatles. 308 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:45,843 Wow, this is the most complicated joke 309 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,111 - I've ever heard. - No... 310 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:48,045 Nice song, though. 311 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:50,179 - It's not a nice song. - No, it is, mate. 312 00:15:50,181 --> 00:15:51,214 Don't do yourself down 313 00:15:51,216 --> 00:15:53,650 just 'cause you look like a cartoon character. 314 00:15:53,652 --> 00:15:55,251 It's-it's a very nice song. 315 00:15:55,253 --> 00:15:56,652 It's not a very nice song, Nick. 316 00:15:56,654 --> 00:15:58,588 It's one of the greatest songs ever written. 317 00:15:58,590 --> 00:16:02,192 Well, it's not Coldplay. It's not "Fix You." 318 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:03,894 It's not bloody "Fix You," Carol, 319 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:07,530 it's a great, great work of art. 320 00:16:07,532 --> 00:16:11,470 Wow, somebody suddenly got very cocky. 321 00:16:13,505 --> 00:16:15,506 That song was exquisite. 322 00:16:15,508 --> 00:16:17,207 How come I've never heard it before? 323 00:16:17,209 --> 00:16:19,208 Okay, I don't know what you guys are playing at, 324 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:22,512 but this is so weird, a-and quite unfair, 325 00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:24,580 in light of me having lost two teeth, 326 00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:26,750 looking like a sort of reverse rabbit. 327 00:16:26,752 --> 00:16:28,484 I-I'm on pretty heavy medication. 328 00:16:28,486 --> 00:16:30,420 Just let me out. 329 00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:31,889 All right. 330 00:16:35,393 --> 00:16:36,727 I thought you liked the medication. 331 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,261 Yeah, I do love the medication. 332 00:16:38,263 --> 00:16:40,697 I really don't know what you're cross about. 333 00:16:41,901 --> 00:16:44,471 Jack... 334 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:26,742 Oh, Christ. 335 00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:29,646 No way. No way. 336 00:17:29,648 --> 00:17:31,917 Okay. All right. 337 00:17:36,254 --> 00:17:37,354 What? 338 00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:39,259 Mm. 339 00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,698 Okay. 340 00:17:54,673 --> 00:17:57,676 Oh... you are having me on. 341 00:18:09,455 --> 00:18:11,855 B, B, B, B. 342 00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,593 "Bowie," "Beck," "Beach Boys." 343 00:18:17,529 --> 00:18:20,297 No. Stop it. 344 00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,874 Oh, fuck off! 345 00:18:30,876 --> 00:18:32,041 No! 346 00:18:32,043 --> 00:18:34,610 Let's try... 347 00:18:34,612 --> 00:18:36,413 Good. 348 00:18:36,415 --> 00:18:37,415 Still rolling. 349 00:18:40,586 --> 00:18:41,784 Oh, thank God. 350 00:18:41,786 --> 00:18:43,288 God bless you, Donald. 351 00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,260 Okay. 352 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:49,859 No. 353 00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:52,428 Okay, let's just... 354 00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:57,436 Well, that figures. 355 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,462 Elle! 356 00:19:26,564 --> 00:19:27,766 Jack. 357 00:19:33,738 --> 00:19:37,406 - What...? - Do you genuinely not know who The Beatles are? 358 00:19:37,408 --> 00:19:38,408 Genuinely. 359 00:19:39,477 --> 00:19:41,110 Okay. 360 00:19:41,112 --> 00:19:43,946 Then I'm in a really, really, really complicated situation. 361 00:19:43,948 --> 00:19:45,081 See you soon. 362 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:47,320 Nice pajamas. 363 00:19:48,887 --> 00:19:51,357 Jack! 364 00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:54,691 Christ. I don't even know 365 00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,592 if I can remember the words to the songs. 366 00:19:56,594 --> 00:19:59,796 Okay. "Eleanor Rigby... 367 00:19:59,798 --> 00:20:02,465 "Eleanor Rigby lives in a church, 368 00:20:02,467 --> 00:20:04,134 in a room where the wedding..." 369 00:20:04,136 --> 00:20:05,769 No. 370 00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:09,004 "Eleanor Rigby, darning her socks in the... 371 00:20:09,006 --> 00:20:10,406 In a room where..." 372 00:20:10,408 --> 00:20:13,710 No, does... does she have...? 373 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:15,615 Does she have socks? 374 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,693 Am I gonna do this? 375 00:20:28,761 --> 00:20:30,997 Can I do this? 376 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,744 - Yeah? - Four and one. 377 00:20:48,746 --> 00:20:51,815 Four and one. Beautiful. That's music to my ears. 378 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,483 - Right, now what is our common, uh, factor... - Miss, there's 379 00:20:54,485 --> 00:20:56,552 - someone at the window. - Sorry? - The window, the window. 380 00:20:56,554 --> 00:20:59,623 Um... Yes. Right. 381 00:20:59,625 --> 00:21:01,691 Can you all just give me just one second? 382 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,460 I want... If there's any more factors of, um, 18, 383 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:05,162 I wanna hear 'em. 384 00:21:05,164 --> 00:21:07,664 - Yes? - I may do one more gig. 385 00:21:07,666 --> 00:21:09,866 I think I may have got some, like, new songs. 386 00:21:09,868 --> 00:21:11,201 - Is that your boyfriend, miss? - Great. 387 00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:12,802 No! 388 00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,038 Enough! He is not my boyfriend! That is enough. 389 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,107 ♪ Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again ♪ 390 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,607 ♪ Teacher gets annoyed ♪ 391 00:21:18,609 --> 00:21:19,675 Yes! Another one. 392 00:21:19,677 --> 00:21:20,917 Your boyfriend's left you, miss. 393 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:25,147 Awkward! 394 00:21:25,149 --> 00:21:26,982 You're right, that was very awkward. 395 00:21:26,984 --> 00:21:28,784 But let's keep going! 396 00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,488 ♪ He's a real nowhere man ♪ 397 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,857 ♪ Sitting in his nowhere land ♪ 398 00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:37,726 What did he do there, though? 399 00:21:37,728 --> 00:21:39,829 ♪ Woke up, fell out of bed ♪ 400 00:21:39,831 --> 00:21:42,132 ♪ Dragged a... neh... across my head ♪ 401 00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,600 Yoo-hoo! - Yeah? 402 00:21:44,602 --> 00:21:46,001 Oh. Sure those Post-it Notes 403 00:21:46,003 --> 00:21:47,136 aren't gonna mark the wallpaper? 404 00:21:47,138 --> 00:21:48,972 Eh, that's not exactly my top priority at the moment. 405 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:51,207 Oh, well, your top priority should be 406 00:21:51,209 --> 00:21:53,609 getting yourself some new teeth. Aw. 407 00:21:53,611 --> 00:21:54,810 I brought you a Pepsi. 408 00:21:54,812 --> 00:21:57,113 - Have we not got any Coke? - What? 409 00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,982 Coca-Cola. 410 00:21:58,984 --> 00:22:00,817 I don't know what you're saying. 411 00:22:00,819 --> 00:22:03,556 Come downstairs if you're hungry. 412 00:22:11,897 --> 00:22:13,633 Gotcha. 413 00:22:15,199 --> 00:22:16,899 Do you reckon you could, like, make 'em look, 414 00:22:16,901 --> 00:22:18,568 you know, better than before? 415 00:22:18,570 --> 00:22:20,002 It's just, I'm hoping to relaunch my music thing... 416 00:22:20,004 --> 00:22:22,571 I'm a dentist, Jack, not a magician. 417 00:22:22,573 --> 00:22:25,608 Let's try the red. 418 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:27,911 Your dad was my first-ever patient. 419 00:22:27,913 --> 00:22:30,614 I only survived because of people like him. 420 00:22:30,616 --> 00:22:31,780 That's right. 421 00:22:31,782 --> 00:22:33,549 I only coped... 422 00:22:33,551 --> 00:22:35,217 Clamp. 423 00:22:35,219 --> 00:22:36,888 ...with a little help from my friends. 424 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:51,099 Eh. 425 00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:56,172 So, um... 426 00:22:56,174 --> 00:22:58,607 - uh, I thought we'd agreed. - Yeah, well, we had, Dad. 427 00:22:58,609 --> 00:23:00,609 But I've-I've got a bunch of new songs, and I thought people 428 00:23:00,611 --> 00:23:01,711 might like to hear 'em. 429 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:04,079 Huh. Well, why, uh, 430 00:23:04,081 --> 00:23:06,118 why don't you play one for us? 431 00:23:07,985 --> 00:23:09,219 Okay. 432 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:11,186 - You sure? - Y-Yeah, of course. 433 00:23:11,188 --> 00:23:13,690 Me and your dad love hearing your... things. 434 00:23:13,692 --> 00:23:14,924 Don't we, darling? 435 00:23:14,926 --> 00:23:16,091 We do. 436 00:23:16,093 --> 00:23:19,896 - Okay. Okay, good. - Right. 437 00:23:19,898 --> 00:23:23,599 Ooh. 438 00:23:23,601 --> 00:23:26,001 Okay. 439 00:23:26,003 --> 00:23:31,010 Right, this is called... "Let It Be." 440 00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:55,298 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪ 441 00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:57,934 ♪ Mother Mary comes to me ♪ 442 00:23:57,936 --> 00:23:59,101 ♪ Speaking... ♪ 443 00:23:59,103 --> 00:24:01,037 Oh. Oh, sorry, love. 444 00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:03,173 - I'll get it. - Mmm. 445 00:24:03,175 --> 00:24:05,140 Good start, though. 446 00:24:05,142 --> 00:24:06,209 Very pretty. 447 00:24:07,812 --> 00:24:09,346 - Ah, hello, Sheila. - Terry! 448 00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,713 - Come in, love. - Nice to see you. 449 00:24:10,715 --> 00:24:12,214 Oh. It's Terry! 450 00:24:12,216 --> 00:24:14,951 - Oh. Terry. Hey! - Hello. Hiya. Hey. 451 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,986 Jack's just playing us a new song. 452 00:24:16,988 --> 00:24:18,222 Oh, really? I thought, I thought he'd given up. 453 00:24:18,224 --> 00:24:20,991 - Yeah, no, well, he's got some new songs. - He... Yeah. 454 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:22,725 - Uh, what's this one called? - Uh, "Leave It Be." 455 00:24:22,727 --> 00:24:24,126 - "Let It Be." - Oh, excellent. 456 00:24:24,128 --> 00:24:26,629 - Well, rock on, Jack. - Uh-huh. 457 00:24:26,631 --> 00:24:28,164 Well, it's not very rocky, but... 458 00:24:30,234 --> 00:24:33,069 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble... ♪ 459 00:24:33,071 --> 00:24:34,169 Would you like a drink, Terry? 460 00:24:34,171 --> 00:24:35,672 Dad... 461 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:36,839 Well, I'd already heard that bit. 462 00:24:36,841 --> 00:24:37,973 Sorry, Jack. 463 00:24:37,975 --> 00:24:39,341 Your dad's a rude man. 464 00:24:39,343 --> 00:24:41,344 Yeah, I'll get a beer, please, Jed. 465 00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,412 Excellent. 466 00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,812 Right. 467 00:24:43,814 --> 00:24:45,248 Carry on, Jacko. 468 00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,017 I'll be back. 469 00:24:47,019 --> 00:24:48,251 - Can I get it in a glass? - Glass it is! 470 00:24:48,253 --> 00:24:49,853 Right, is everyone else settled? 471 00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,120 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yes! 472 00:24:51,122 --> 00:24:53,123 Hurry it up, darling, you're losing the crowd. 473 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,824 Okay. 474 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:58,228 ♪ When I find myself in times of trouble ♪ 475 00:24:58,230 --> 00:25:00,963 ♪ Mother Mary comes to me... ♪ 476 00:25:00,965 --> 00:25:02,132 Ooh, sorry. 477 00:25:02,134 --> 00:25:03,165 Sorry, Jack. That's me. 478 00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:04,733 Sorry, my fault. 479 00:25:06,271 --> 00:25:08,672 - Oh, it's Marge. - Oh. 480 00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,040 Hello, love. 481 00:25:10,042 --> 00:25:12,242 I'm just at, uh, Jed and Sheila's house 482 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,911 listening to Jack's new song. "Let Him Be." 483 00:25:14,913 --> 00:25:16,378 - "Let It Be." - "Let It Be." 484 00:25:16,380 --> 00:25:19,749 No, well, apparently, he's-he's started up again. 485 00:25:19,751 --> 00:25:21,283 Yeah. 486 00:25:21,285 --> 00:25:23,286 Uh, yeah, I know. 487 00:25:23,288 --> 00:25:27,123 I know. I know. 488 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:29,425 Yeah, I know. 489 00:25:29,427 --> 00:25:30,960 - I know. - What do you know? 490 00:25:30,962 --> 00:25:32,995 Listen, I'll-I'll... I'll call you back 491 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:34,798 when it's over, all right? 492 00:25:34,800 --> 00:25:35,831 Oh, all right, then. 493 00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:37,434 Yeah. Okay. See you in a minute. 494 00:25:37,436 --> 00:25:40,103 - Right. Carry on broadcasting, young man. - Maybe start 495 00:25:40,105 --> 00:25:41,937 after the first bit. I've heard it three times now. 496 00:25:41,939 --> 00:25:43,072 If it's okay, I'm gonna go from the top. 497 00:25:43,074 --> 00:25:44,142 Please yourself, son. 498 00:25:48,879 --> 00:25:51,246 Then, maybe we can have "Summer Song." 499 00:25:51,248 --> 00:25:54,717 Christ! This is "Let It Be." 500 00:25:54,719 --> 00:25:57,921 You're the first people on Earth to hear this song. 501 00:25:57,923 --> 00:26:00,190 This is like watching da Vinci paint The Mona Lisa 502 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:02,192 right in front of your bloody eyes. 503 00:26:02,194 --> 00:26:06,197 Can you not just be quiet for a single second? 504 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:12,001 Ooh, that'll be Marge. 505 00:26:12,003 --> 00:26:14,002 - Oh, Marjorie! - Well, she said she was gonna come round, 506 00:26:14,004 --> 00:26:15,972 - so I'll... Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'll put the kettle on. 507 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:17,307 - Hi! - Hello. - Hello, love. 508 00:26:17,309 --> 00:26:18,942 - Hi. Hi. - How are you? 509 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:20,909 - Come in, come in. - Well, that went well. 510 00:26:20,911 --> 00:26:22,145 - Oh, that's good coffee. - Thank you. 511 00:26:22,147 --> 00:26:23,346 - Good. - Put the kettle on, actually. 512 00:26:23,348 --> 00:26:25,514 This is a new song I've just written. 513 00:26:25,516 --> 00:26:30,220 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪ 514 00:26:30,222 --> 00:26:33,990 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 515 00:26:35,292 --> 00:26:39,229 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪ 516 00:26:39,231 --> 00:26:42,999 - ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ - I'm gonna get you! 517 00:26:45,102 --> 00:26:47,236 ♪ Whisper words of wisdom ♪ 518 00:26:47,238 --> 00:26:49,973 ♪ Let it be ♪ 519 00:26:49,975 --> 00:26:53,108 Oh, God. 520 00:27:05,055 --> 00:27:07,991 Right, bag stack them up and put them on the trailer. 521 00:27:11,897 --> 00:27:13,229 Excuse me. 522 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:15,932 - Yeah? - Um, are you the manager? 523 00:27:15,934 --> 00:27:17,567 Uh-huh. 524 00:27:17,569 --> 00:27:19,168 I'm Gavin. 525 00:27:22,006 --> 00:27:24,406 Hey. 526 00:27:24,408 --> 00:27:26,442 You okay? 527 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:29,244 It's me, that's the problem. 528 00:27:29,246 --> 00:27:31,446 That's the awful truth. The revelation. 529 00:27:31,448 --> 00:27:35,454 I know the songs are strong, but no one's interested still. 530 00:27:37,254 --> 00:27:38,988 Jack Malik's the problem. 531 00:27:38,990 --> 00:27:40,522 - That's not true. - It is. 532 00:27:40,524 --> 00:27:42,125 I just don't have the "it" that's the difference 533 00:27:42,127 --> 00:27:44,828 between Jay-Z and... 534 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:47,931 Jay-Y. 535 00:27:47,933 --> 00:27:50,269 Well, then, how do you explain this? 536 00:27:53,170 --> 00:27:55,838 You're gonna be a recording artist, Mr. Malik. 537 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,340 ♪ Because she loves you ♪ 538 00:27:58,342 --> 00:28:00,411 ♪ And you know that can't be bad ♪ 539 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,146 ♪ Yes, she loves you ♪ 540 00:28:03,148 --> 00:28:05,013 I'd be very happy to help for free. 541 00:28:05,015 --> 00:28:07,149 My studio, at your service. 542 00:28:07,151 --> 00:28:10,485 Gavin. You're cool. 543 00:28:10,487 --> 00:28:11,487 Y... Am I? 544 00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:14,324 ♪ She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 545 00:28:14,326 --> 00:28:16,125 ♪ And with a love like that ♪ 546 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:19,162 ♪ You know you should be glad ♪ 547 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,998 ♪ With a love like that ♪ 548 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,336 ♪ You know you should... ♪ 549 00:28:34,079 --> 00:28:39,281 ♪ Be glad... ♪ 550 00:28:39,283 --> 00:28:42,117 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 551 00:28:42,119 --> 00:28:45,621 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. ♪ 552 00:28:45,623 --> 00:28:48,290 Yes, yes, yes, we got it! 553 00:28:48,292 --> 00:28:50,126 Yes, we have reached the mountaintop! 554 00:28:50,128 --> 00:28:52,328 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪ 555 00:28:52,330 --> 00:28:53,570 Do you like it, Gavin? 556 00:28:54,565 --> 00:28:56,465 I absolutely love it, Ellie. Mwah! 557 00:28:58,602 --> 00:29:00,435 Jack, you got any more songs? 558 00:29:00,437 --> 00:29:02,472 One or two. 559 00:29:02,474 --> 00:29:07,510 ♪ Oh, yeah, I'll tell you somethin' ♪ 560 00:29:07,512 --> 00:29:09,244 ♪ I think you'll understand ♪ 561 00:29:09,246 --> 00:29:14,416 ♪ When I say that somethin' ♪ 562 00:29:14,418 --> 00:29:18,186 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 563 00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:20,656 ♪ Now, let me hold your hand ♪ 564 00:29:20,658 --> 00:29:25,360 ♪ I want to hold your hand ♪ 565 00:29:25,362 --> 00:29:28,397 ♪ And when I touch you ♪ 566 00:29:28,399 --> 00:29:31,070 ♪ I feel happy inside ♪ 567 00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:36,571 ♪ It's such a feelin' that my love ♪ 568 00:29:36,573 --> 00:29:39,008 ♪ I can't hide ♪ 569 00:29:39,010 --> 00:29:40,510 ♪ I can't hide ♪ 570 00:29:40,512 --> 00:29:43,413 ♪ I can't hide... ♪ 571 00:29:45,215 --> 00:29:49,953 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪ 572 00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,422 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 573 00:29:52,424 --> 00:29:54,156 ♪ And the way she looked ♪ 574 00:29:54,158 --> 00:29:57,092 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪ 575 00:29:57,094 --> 00:29:58,694 Whoo! 576 00:29:58,696 --> 00:30:03,066 ♪ She wouldn't dance with another ♪ 577 00:30:03,068 --> 00:30:05,367 - Whoo! - ♪ Oh ♪ 578 00:30:05,369 --> 00:30:09,238 ♪ When I saw her standing there. ♪ 579 00:30:13,043 --> 00:30:15,211 - Have a listen. - Thank you. 580 00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:17,280 - Hey. Exciting. - How much? 581 00:30:17,282 --> 00:30:18,647 Oh, no charge. 582 00:30:18,649 --> 00:30:20,119 Uh, it's free with any purchase. 583 00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:23,365 Songs with your Snickers, music with your multipacks. 584 00:30:23,454 --> 00:30:25,599 - Oh, thank you. - Tunes with your chunks of cheddar cheese. 585 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,103 - Jack! - And here's a lovely 586 00:30:27,926 --> 00:30:29,759 little story. Jack, you work in the wholesale warehouse 587 00:30:29,761 --> 00:30:31,994 in Lowestoft. 588 00:30:31,996 --> 00:30:35,130 And we hear members of the retail trade have been getting 589 00:30:35,132 --> 00:30:37,200 a free CD along with their jumbo boxes 590 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:40,669 - of Nescafé and washing powder. - That's right. 591 00:30:40,671 --> 00:30:42,571 But you're gonna sing us a new song now. 592 00:30:42,573 --> 00:30:45,241 So, here's Jack Malik, the singing wholesaler, 593 00:30:45,243 --> 00:30:47,542 "In My Life." 594 00:30:47,544 --> 00:30:52,415 ♪ But of all these friends and lovers ♪ 595 00:30:52,417 --> 00:30:54,716 ♪ There is no one ♪ 596 00:30:54,718 --> 00:30:56,519 ♪ Compares with you ♪ 597 00:30:56,521 --> 00:31:00,723 ♪ And these memories lose their meaning ♪ 598 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:05,328 ♪ When I think of love as something new ♪ 599 00:31:05,330 --> 00:31:09,765 ♪ Though I know I'll never lose affection ♪ 600 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:14,369 ♪ For people and things that went before ♪ 601 00:31:14,371 --> 00:31:18,674 ♪ I know I'll often stop and think about them ♪ 602 00:31:18,676 --> 00:31:22,478 ♪ In my life ♪ 603 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:26,115 ♪ I love you more. ♪ 604 00:31:32,657 --> 00:31:34,557 Beautiful. 605 00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,627 No mention of, uh, jumbo-sized Fairy liquid, but nice work. 606 00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:41,329 You ever thought about doing a wholesale-based song? 607 00:31:41,331 --> 00:31:42,665 Not really, no. 608 00:31:42,667 --> 00:31:45,401 You could call it, uh, "In My Warehouse" 609 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:46,735 instead of "In My Life." 610 00:31:46,737 --> 00:31:49,371 Now, time to find out what's happening 611 00:31:49,373 --> 00:31:51,473 in Kerry's Kitchen. 612 00:31:51,475 --> 00:31:52,755 G'day, everyone. It's Kerry here. 613 00:31:55,312 --> 00:31:57,713 I could've written every song of the Rolling Stones 614 00:31:57,715 --> 00:31:59,150 or David Bowie. 615 00:32:00,284 --> 00:32:02,318 I'll always just be Lowestoft's warbling warehouseman. 616 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:03,752 Oh, no, don't. 617 00:32:03,754 --> 00:32:08,156 - That's not true. - So obviously is. 618 00:32:08,158 --> 00:32:11,694 That song was really beautiful. 619 00:32:11,696 --> 00:32:13,631 Who-who did you write it about? 620 00:32:14,732 --> 00:32:17,200 Stop here. Stop the car. 621 00:32:21,673 --> 00:32:24,406 - Elle. - Hmm? 622 00:32:24,408 --> 00:32:27,542 - These songs. - Mm. 623 00:32:27,544 --> 00:32:30,579 There's something about 'em you should know. 624 00:32:33,484 --> 00:32:36,284 Oh. Hi. 625 00:32:36,286 --> 00:32:38,320 Hi... it's the musician... Ed Sheeran. 626 00:32:38,322 --> 00:32:40,490 - I beg your pardon. - Ed Sheeran. 627 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:43,225 - I'm a musician. - Yeah, no, seriously though, who is it? 628 00:32:43,227 --> 00:32:45,147 This must be a bad line, I'll-I'll call you back. 629 00:32:47,665 --> 00:32:49,866 Who was it? 630 00:32:49,868 --> 00:32:51,901 He said it was Ed Sheeran, the musician. 631 00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,235 That'll be Nick. 632 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:55,171 Mm. 633 00:32:55,173 --> 00:32:56,539 Nick! 634 00:32:56,541 --> 00:32:57,807 No, it's Ed Sheeran again. 635 00:32:57,809 --> 00:32:59,709 Yeah, can I speak to Carol, please? 636 00:32:59,711 --> 00:33:01,176 There's no one called Carol here. 637 00:33:01,178 --> 00:33:02,878 Except there is. She's always there. 638 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,615 Okay, mate, um, I'll leave it there. 639 00:33:05,617 --> 00:33:07,782 Amazing performance tonight though, on TV. 640 00:33:07,784 --> 00:33:10,788 That song, "In My Life," that was really beautiful. 641 00:33:13,190 --> 00:33:16,291 What did he say? 642 00:33:16,293 --> 00:33:18,461 He said he really enjoyed "In My Life." 643 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:20,328 And what did Carol say? 644 00:33:20,330 --> 00:33:23,265 - She wasn't there. - She's always there. 645 00:33:23,267 --> 00:33:25,870 I think it might've been Ed Sheeran. 646 00:33:27,938 --> 00:33:29,807 The musician? 647 00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,258 Hi. 648 00:33:49,260 --> 00:33:50,792 - Hello. - I'm Ed. 649 00:33:50,794 --> 00:33:53,695 - Um, is Jack here? - Oh. Right. 650 00:33:53,697 --> 00:33:55,530 I'll see if he's up. Just wait there, love. 651 00:33:55,532 --> 00:33:58,367 Jack! 652 00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:00,336 - It's for you. - Who is it? 653 00:34:00,338 --> 00:34:01,639 His name's Ed. 654 00:34:05,944 --> 00:34:08,744 He's got a nice, friendly face. 655 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:12,851 - Hi. - Hi. 656 00:34:15,752 --> 00:34:18,389 C... Uh, come in. 657 00:34:20,924 --> 00:34:23,992 Your shirt's inside out. 658 00:34:23,994 --> 00:34:27,462 Oh, Christ. 659 00:34:27,464 --> 00:34:29,267 Uh, we should... 660 00:34:30,335 --> 00:34:31,766 Ouch. 661 00:34:31,768 --> 00:34:34,402 So, uh, look, I'm sorry to barge in like this. 662 00:34:34,404 --> 00:34:35,804 No, no, uh, major pop stars 663 00:34:35,806 --> 00:34:37,273 are always dropping round, you know? 664 00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,641 Lady Gaga won't leave us alone. 665 00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:40,875 You're funny. 666 00:34:40,877 --> 00:34:42,378 Well, funny-looking, at least. 667 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:44,246 Yeah, so, anyway, I live, uh, 668 00:34:44,248 --> 00:34:46,983 I live locally, and I saw your song on TV. 669 00:34:46,985 --> 00:34:50,319 And it was really good. 670 00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:51,721 - Wow. - So I googled you, 671 00:34:51,723 --> 00:34:55,724 and I listened to your songs on the warehouse website. 672 00:34:55,726 --> 00:34:57,626 And they were even better. 673 00:34:57,628 --> 00:34:58,694 Gosh, thanks. 674 00:34:58,696 --> 00:35:01,396 All right, don't mind me. 675 00:35:01,398 --> 00:35:02,931 So, I've had the support act drop out 676 00:35:02,933 --> 00:35:05,000 of the European leg of the tour, 677 00:35:05,002 --> 00:35:06,936 and I was wondering if you'd consider it. 678 00:35:06,938 --> 00:35:09,672 - Consider what? - S... Yeah. 679 00:35:09,674 --> 00:35:11,574 Being the opening act. 680 00:35:11,576 --> 00:35:13,275 - For you, seriously? - Nope. 681 00:35:13,277 --> 00:35:14,312 Yeah, why not? 682 00:35:15,246 --> 00:35:16,612 W-Wha... When would I start? 683 00:35:16,614 --> 00:35:18,447 Tuesday. 684 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:20,349 Do you know where the pickle is? 685 00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:21,516 No. 686 00:35:21,518 --> 00:35:23,552 - No. - Tu... What, Tuesday? 687 00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,520 - Not next July? - No. Tuesday. 688 00:35:25,522 --> 00:35:27,456 - Is your hearing all right? - No. 689 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:28,958 No, my hearing is fine, it's just, you keep saying 690 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:30,358 lots of really strange things. 691 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,462 But yes, yes, thank you, yes. 692 00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:36,732 - Um, how long do you need? - About 30 minutes. Maximum. 693 00:35:36,734 --> 00:35:38,067 Any more than that, people start getting a bit restless. 694 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,569 - You know, "Bring on the ginger geezer." - Yeah. 695 00:35:40,571 --> 00:35:42,304 Get in. 696 00:35:42,306 --> 00:35:44,473 Night. 697 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:45,507 - Night. - Night. 698 00:35:45,509 --> 00:35:47,777 Night. Nice to meet you. 699 00:35:47,779 --> 00:35:49,947 You look like Ed Sheeran, you know. 700 00:35:52,049 --> 00:35:54,317 I am Ed Sheeran. 701 00:35:54,319 --> 00:35:56,855 Oh, right. Well done. 702 00:35:58,855 --> 00:36:00,489 Light show? 703 00:36:00,491 --> 00:36:02,023 - Preferably not, no. - Well, that's good, 704 00:36:02,025 --> 00:36:04,726 'cause I've only got the torch on my phone, so... 705 00:36:04,728 --> 00:36:06,061 Have you got any beer? 706 00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:07,730 Uh, cider. 707 00:36:07,732 --> 00:36:09,565 - Cider works. - Okay. 708 00:36:09,567 --> 00:36:12,367 I'll have a cider with the man that wrote "Yesterday." 709 00:36:12,369 --> 00:36:14,103 Yeah. 710 00:36:14,105 --> 00:36:17,639 Mum, Dad, who drunk all the cider? 711 00:36:17,641 --> 00:36:19,541 - That is nuts! - Yeah, as you said, it's nutty. 712 00:36:19,543 --> 00:36:22,411 And he's absolutely covered in tattoos. 713 00:36:22,413 --> 00:36:23,612 Nice dressing gown, by the way. 714 00:36:23,614 --> 00:36:25,880 No, it's not. No. 715 00:36:25,882 --> 00:36:27,717 Don't. Don't start. 716 00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:29,819 It looked so good online, so I just ordered it, 717 00:36:29,821 --> 00:36:31,920 and the most disgusting pink thing in history turns up. 718 00:36:31,922 --> 00:36:34,824 - So good. - Meanwhile, you need a new roadie. 719 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:35,958 Tomorrow. 720 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:37,460 What do you mean? You're not coming? 721 00:36:37,462 --> 00:36:40,529 No, of course not. 722 00:36:40,531 --> 00:36:42,565 I'm, you know, a schoolteacher. 723 00:36:42,567 --> 00:36:43,898 I teach maths. 724 00:36:43,900 --> 00:36:45,067 I can't suddenly manage 725 00:36:45,069 --> 00:36:47,036 Ed Sheeran's support act. 726 00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,837 Yeah, maybe you can, though. 727 00:36:48,839 --> 00:36:51,373 Um... yeah. 728 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,375 Well, I certainly can't do it this Tuesday. 729 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:55,878 'Cause we've got a parent- teacher's evening at 6:45. 730 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:57,679 And, although I like you, I... 731 00:36:57,681 --> 00:37:00,583 I don't like you enough to let down the whole of year ten. 732 00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:03,418 - Right. Okay. - Sorry. 733 00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:05,121 Lucy, Ellie's resigned from her post. 734 00:37:05,123 --> 00:37:07,989 Do you fancy being my roadie in Moscow on Tuesday? 735 00:37:07,991 --> 00:37:10,025 Sorry. Would love to, 736 00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:11,927 but we've got rehearsals for the school play. 737 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:13,462 - Mm-hmm. - Okay. 738 00:37:13,464 --> 00:37:16,165 Let's think, plan C. 739 00:37:16,167 --> 00:37:18,500 - Oh, no. - What? 740 00:37:18,502 --> 00:37:20,469 I've had an idea. It's a very bad idea. 741 00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:21,871 ♪ Mm-mm-mm ♪ 742 00:37:21,873 --> 00:37:25,007 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪ 743 00:37:25,009 --> 00:37:26,875 ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪ 744 00:37:26,877 --> 00:37:29,978 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪ 745 00:37:29,980 --> 00:37:32,447 ♪ I'm in love with your body ♪ 746 00:37:32,449 --> 00:37:34,083 ♪ Oh-I-oh-I-oh-I-oh-I ♪ 747 00:37:34,085 --> 00:37:35,550 Hi. 748 00:37:35,552 --> 00:37:36,786 ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you. ♪ 749 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:37,987 - Welcome aboard. - Hey. Oh. - Hey. 750 00:37:37,989 --> 00:37:40,155 - How you doing, man? - Hey! 751 00:37:40,157 --> 00:37:40,989 - Here he is. - Hey. 752 00:37:40,991 --> 00:37:43,494 Hello, Mr. Sheeran. My name's Rocky. 753 00:37:43,927 --> 00:37:44,927 And y-you can call me whatever you like. 754 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,561 "Handsome" always works well. 755 00:37:46,563 --> 00:37:48,764 No. 756 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:52,101 Only kidding, no, it was just... Rock... just call me Rocky. 757 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,701 - Nice to meet you, Rocky. - Yeah. 758 00:37:53,703 --> 00:37:55,170 Um, Jack, you and Rocky are at the back there. 759 00:37:55,172 --> 00:37:58,206 And listen, um, tonight, it's small and intimate. 760 00:37:58,208 --> 00:38:00,074 Don't worry. Nothing to be worried about. 761 00:38:00,076 --> 00:38:01,811 - Okay. - Cool. - All right. 762 00:38:01,813 --> 00:38:03,545 - Love your work, man. - Thank you. 763 00:38:03,547 --> 00:38:05,146 - Especially the rapping. - Really? 764 00:38:05,148 --> 00:38:06,514 No, I'm only kidding. 765 00:38:08,985 --> 00:38:11,654 No, leave it to the brothers, that'd be my advice. 766 00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:14,989 Gingers and rap... sounds a bit crap. 767 00:38:14,991 --> 00:38:18,828 Well, you may be right. Enjoy your flight. 768 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,929 Oh, here he is. 769 00:38:20,931 --> 00:38:22,230 Wait a minute! 770 00:38:22,232 --> 00:38:23,866 All right, um... 771 00:38:23,868 --> 00:38:28,737 uh, I think it will be neat if I take my seat. 772 00:38:28,739 --> 00:38:31,042 Boom. Victory. 773 00:38:38,549 --> 00:38:40,483 ♪ Gonna fly to the... ♪ 774 00:38:40,485 --> 00:38:41,650 Champagne? 775 00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:43,786 Oh, yes, please. Thank you. 776 00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:44,954 Champagne, sir? 777 00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:47,223 Um, have you got Coke? 778 00:38:47,225 --> 00:38:48,991 Sorry? 779 00:38:48,993 --> 00:38:51,494 Oh, right, yeah. Pepsi, please. 780 00:38:51,496 --> 00:38:53,496 Of course, sir. 781 00:38:55,665 --> 00:38:58,032 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪ 782 00:38:58,034 --> 00:39:00,536 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 783 00:39:00,538 --> 00:39:02,070 All right! 784 00:39:02,072 --> 00:39:05,641 ♪ Well, the Ukraine girls really knock me out ♪ 785 00:39:05,643 --> 00:39:08,811 ♪ They leave the West behind ♪ 786 00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:12,114 ♪ And the Moscow girls make me sing and shout ♪ 787 00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:17,253 ♪ Georgia's always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind ♪ 788 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:19,121 All right, Moscow! 789 00:39:23,828 --> 00:39:26,561 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 790 00:39:26,563 --> 00:39:27,596 Sing it with me! 791 00:39:27,598 --> 00:39:30,933 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 792 00:39:30,935 --> 00:39:32,000 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 793 00:39:32,002 --> 00:39:33,969 Louder than that! 794 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,570 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 795 00:39:35,572 --> 00:39:36,804 Louder! 796 00:39:36,806 --> 00:39:39,942 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 797 00:39:39,944 --> 00:39:43,811 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 798 00:39:43,813 --> 00:39:46,882 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo ♪ 799 00:39:46,884 --> 00:39:52,054 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 800 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:58,126 ♪ Whoo-oo-oo, whoo-oo-oo ♪ 801 00:39:58,128 --> 00:40:01,262 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 802 00:40:01,264 --> 00:40:04,900 ♪ You don't know how lucky you are, boys ♪ 803 00:40:04,902 --> 00:40:08,036 ♪ Back in the USSR. ♪ 804 00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:18,746 Cheers. 805 00:40:18,748 --> 00:40:20,616 Okay, Moscow, 806 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:25,353 it was Jack Malik! 807 00:40:28,025 --> 00:40:30,592 And now are you ready 808 00:40:30,594 --> 00:40:33,895 for Ed Sheeran?! 809 00:40:38,735 --> 00:40:41,670 On a three-hour plane journey, without a guitar? 810 00:40:41,672 --> 00:40:43,938 Yeah. 811 00:40:43,940 --> 00:40:45,674 'Cause I thought we were going to Russia, 812 00:40:45,676 --> 00:40:47,208 so I should write a song about Russia. 813 00:40:47,210 --> 00:40:49,311 Yeah, that... I just, I thought it was really cool 814 00:40:49,313 --> 00:40:50,878 that you called it "USSR," you know? 815 00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:52,146 It probably stopped being called that 816 00:40:52,148 --> 00:40:53,215 before you were born. 817 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:55,016 Yeah. 818 00:40:55,018 --> 00:40:56,652 Amazing, man. 819 00:40:56,654 --> 00:40:58,853 - Loved that USSR track. - Thanks. 820 00:40:58,855 --> 00:41:01,056 Right. I've got an idea. 821 00:41:01,058 --> 00:41:03,891 Everyone, I think we can all agree that we're impressed 822 00:41:03,893 --> 00:41:05,293 with Jack's songwriting talent, right? 823 00:41:05,295 --> 00:41:06,996 - Whoo-hoo! - - So, here's the plan. 824 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:09,998 I'm gonna go out that door, Jack's gonna go out this door. 825 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:13,201 And whoever writes the best song in ten minutes, wins. 826 00:41:14,904 --> 00:41:16,070 What's the prize? 827 00:41:16,072 --> 00:41:18,806 No prize. Just being the best songwriter. 828 00:41:18,808 --> 00:41:23,344 Jack "Back in the USSR" Malik, are you in? 829 00:41:23,346 --> 00:41:25,648 - Okay. - Okay. 830 00:41:25,650 --> 00:41:26,748 And it can't be anything you've written before. 831 00:41:26,750 --> 00:41:27,949 Like, nothing in your bottom drawer. 832 00:41:27,951 --> 00:41:29,217 Has to be new, tonight. 833 00:41:29,219 --> 00:41:31,052 - Right. - Cool. 834 00:41:31,054 --> 00:41:32,721 - Fun. - I still, 835 00:41:32,723 --> 00:41:34,255 still think there should be a prize, Ed. 836 00:41:34,257 --> 00:41:37,393 I mean, with all his money, he could afford a tenner. 837 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:45,701 Ladies and gentlemen, 838 00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:49,204 we are gathered here tonight to witness an epic battle. 839 00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:50,405 In the blue corner, 840 00:41:50,407 --> 00:41:52,074 Sir Ed Sheeran! 841 00:41:53,444 --> 00:41:56,945 ♪ Broken hearts can find a love to make them whole ♪ 842 00:41:56,947 --> 00:41:58,880 ♪ Anywhere ♪ 843 00:41:58,882 --> 00:42:05,054 ♪ She said we are penguins on the ice ♪ 844 00:42:05,056 --> 00:42:09,324 ♪ We're not meant to fly, but God knows we can try ♪ 845 00:42:09,326 --> 00:42:13,962 ♪ Well, I see a hope that's in your eyes ♪ 846 00:42:13,964 --> 00:42:16,898 ♪ Well, can you see the love in mine? ♪ 847 00:42:16,900 --> 00:42:19,467 And now, 848 00:42:19,469 --> 00:42:22,770 the soon-to-be defeated, Mr. Jack Malik! 849 00:42:25,909 --> 00:42:30,080 ♪ The long and winding road ♪ 850 00:42:32,148 --> 00:42:37,888 ♪ That leads to your door ♪ 851 00:42:41,257 --> 00:42:44,962 ♪ Will never disappear ♪ 852 00:42:47,498 --> 00:42:51,403 ♪ I've seen that road before ♪ 853 00:42:54,438 --> 00:42:58,109 ♪ It always leads me here ♪ 854 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:05,514 ♪ Lead me to your door ♪ 855 00:43:05,516 --> 00:43:09,418 ♪ Many times I've been alone ♪ 856 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,987 ♪ And many times I've cried ♪ 857 00:43:12,989 --> 00:43:15,190 ♪ Any way you'll never know ♪ 858 00:43:15,192 --> 00:43:17,960 ♪ The many ways I've tried ♪ 859 00:43:17,962 --> 00:43:24,166 ♪ But still they lead me back ♪ 860 00:43:24,168 --> 00:43:26,934 ♪ To the long ♪ 861 00:43:26,936 --> 00:43:29,440 ♪ And winding road ♪ 862 00:43:33,009 --> 00:43:35,946 ♪ You left me standing here ♪ 863 00:43:38,882 --> 00:43:43,922 ♪ A long, long time ago ♪ 864 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,960 ♪ Don't leave me waiting here ♪ 865 00:43:52,862 --> 00:43:57,801 ♪ Lead me to your door. ♪ 866 00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:16,552 So, the vote! 867 00:44:16,554 --> 00:44:19,454 Nope, no vote. No vote. 868 00:44:19,456 --> 00:44:21,023 No. That was, uh, 869 00:44:21,025 --> 00:44:24,492 an interesting moment. 870 00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:26,460 I was always told that there would be someone 871 00:44:26,462 --> 00:44:28,096 who came along that was a lot better than me, 872 00:44:28,098 --> 00:44:31,400 and you are definitely better than me, Jack. 873 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:33,569 Yeah, wow. That was, uh, 874 00:44:33,571 --> 00:44:35,603 one of the best songs I've heard in my life. 875 00:44:35,605 --> 00:44:37,940 I mean, these things are complicated. 876 00:44:37,942 --> 00:44:39,942 Yeah. 877 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:43,110 Obviously not complicated for you, though, right? 878 00:44:43,112 --> 00:44:44,913 I think I'm gonna go to bed. 879 00:44:44,915 --> 00:44:47,114 Someone should probably shag him while they have the chance. 880 00:44:47,116 --> 00:44:48,616 - - Yeah. - Pick me, Jack! 881 00:44:48,618 --> 00:44:49,951 You're definitely Mozart, mate. 882 00:44:49,953 --> 00:44:52,020 And I'm definitely Salieri. 883 00:44:52,022 --> 00:44:53,190 Night, Jack. 884 00:44:58,596 --> 00:45:00,161 Hi. 885 00:45:00,163 --> 00:45:02,563 I'm Debra Hammer. 886 00:45:02,565 --> 00:45:04,532 I'm Ed's manager. 887 00:45:04,534 --> 00:45:06,268 We should talk. 888 00:45:06,270 --> 00:45:08,302 Yeah. I... Well, I g... I mean, 889 00:45:08,304 --> 00:45:10,271 - I've kind of got a manager back home. - Oh? 890 00:45:10,273 --> 00:45:11,505 No, but, but no, but we should talk. 891 00:45:11,507 --> 00:45:14,275 - Yeah. - Okay, great. 892 00:45:14,277 --> 00:45:15,878 That's great. 893 00:45:15,880 --> 00:45:17,311 Uh... good. 894 00:45:17,313 --> 00:45:19,248 Have a good night. I'll see you in Los Angeles. 895 00:45:19,250 --> 00:45:20,882 In Los Angeles? 896 00:45:20,884 --> 00:45:24,085 Yeah, well, we, we need you to come to L.A. 897 00:45:24,087 --> 00:45:28,891 See, we pay and then you come and you write songs 898 00:45:28,893 --> 00:45:31,960 and then we release them, and you make a ton of money. 899 00:45:31,962 --> 00:45:34,496 And then we take most of it. 900 00:45:37,534 --> 00:45:39,300 Okay. 901 00:45:39,302 --> 00:45:41,103 I have a question. 902 00:45:41,105 --> 00:45:43,141 Is this the best that you can look? 903 00:45:45,542 --> 00:45:47,308 We'll figure it out. 904 00:45:47,310 --> 00:45:48,879 Gorgeous. 905 00:45:51,147 --> 00:45:53,648 Ellie, Ellie, Ellie! 906 00:45:53,650 --> 00:45:57,018 Oh, well, in my capacity as Jack's 907 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:59,520 former musical mentor, stroke manager, 908 00:45:59,522 --> 00:46:01,389 stroke roadie, stroke driver... 909 00:46:01,391 --> 00:46:03,025 'Cause he can't even drive. 910 00:46:03,027 --> 00:46:04,625 - Ooh! - Loser! Loser! 911 00:46:04,627 --> 00:46:06,395 I did try to teach you. I did try to teach you. 912 00:46:06,397 --> 00:46:08,697 - Honestly, no, you can have the job back. - No, thanks. 913 00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:11,300 Why would anyone ever leave Suffolk 914 00:46:11,302 --> 00:46:12,634 before the day they die? 915 00:46:14,138 --> 00:46:17,706 Right, but if you must go to Los Angeles 916 00:46:17,708 --> 00:46:20,608 - and hang out with perverts and drug addicts... - I must. 917 00:46:20,610 --> 00:46:22,311 ...then we wish you good luck and success. 918 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:24,947 Or, even better, failure 919 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,480 and a swift return. 920 00:46:26,482 --> 00:46:28,150 Failure and a swift return! 921 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:30,554 Yay! 922 00:46:33,556 --> 00:46:35,456 Will you miss me, Jack? 923 00:46:35,458 --> 00:46:37,125 Course I'll miss you. 924 00:46:37,127 --> 00:46:39,494 Hey. 925 00:46:39,496 --> 00:46:40,498 Of course I'll miss you. 926 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:46,971 You're leaving, so... I can ask you anything. 927 00:46:55,011 --> 00:46:57,281 How did I get in the wrong column? 928 00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,349 How did I get in 929 00:47:01,351 --> 00:47:04,288 the "friend, manager, roadie" column, inst... 930 00:47:06,556 --> 00:47:10,093 ...instead of the "And I Love Her" column? 931 00:47:12,362 --> 00:47:15,130 What are you doing up there? 932 00:47:15,132 --> 00:47:17,565 Come on. If you don't come downstairs soon, 933 00:47:17,567 --> 00:47:19,333 your mum will be too drunk to make her speech. 934 00:47:19,335 --> 00:47:20,855 - Jack! - Coming, Ellie Wellie? 935 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,373 - Yeah. - Come on down, my baby bunny, we miss you! 936 00:47:24,375 --> 00:47:26,675 - Jack! - Ellie! - Jack! -Jack! 937 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,409 Jackie, what are you doing up there? 938 00:47:28,411 --> 00:47:30,612 Oh, God. Are those definitely columns? 939 00:47:30,614 --> 00:47:33,447 Jack! 940 00:47:33,449 --> 00:47:35,317 Well, a girl can certainly tell the difference. 941 00:47:37,321 --> 00:47:39,121 - Jack! - It... 942 00:47:39,123 --> 00:47:40,654 Actually, seriously, it is getting a bit grim, 943 00:47:40,656 --> 00:47:42,724 so you may wanna, uh, uh, come down. 944 00:47:42,726 --> 00:47:45,027 - Come on! - We miss you! 945 00:47:45,029 --> 00:47:47,762 Jack! 946 00:47:47,764 --> 00:47:52,768 Wow, Ellie. That's... 947 00:47:52,770 --> 00:47:55,170 - big news on a big night. - Ellie! 948 00:47:55,172 --> 00:47:57,505 Jack, get down here now, mate! 949 00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:59,507 Jack! 950 00:47:59,509 --> 00:48:02,177 Come on! 951 00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:07,284 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack... 952 00:48:09,286 --> 00:48:12,654 Jack! 953 00:48:21,130 --> 00:48:22,563 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 954 00:48:22,565 --> 00:48:24,733 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 955 00:48:24,735 --> 00:48:28,369 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪ 956 00:48:28,371 --> 00:48:30,375 ♪ It's all right ♪ 957 00:48:32,141 --> 00:48:34,076 Get it! 958 00:48:34,078 --> 00:48:35,476 - Oh, oh, oh! - ♪ Sun, sun, sun ♪ 959 00:48:35,478 --> 00:48:37,181 ♪ Here it comes ♪ 960 00:48:38,648 --> 00:48:43,652 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 961 00:48:43,654 --> 00:48:45,719 - ...cute vegan place down the street, I love it. - Ladies. 962 00:48:45,721 --> 00:48:50,759 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes. ♪ 963 00:48:50,761 --> 00:48:53,728 Jack Malik. 964 00:48:53,730 --> 00:48:57,465 Welcome to my little beach shack. 965 00:48:57,467 --> 00:49:00,168 Thank you for coming all this way. 966 00:49:00,170 --> 00:49:03,371 Good to see you. Well... 967 00:49:03,373 --> 00:49:07,275 - you're not very attractive. - No. 968 00:49:07,277 --> 00:49:09,344 - You're out of shape. - Yes. 969 00:49:09,346 --> 00:49:11,480 You're skinny, yet, somehow, round. 970 00:49:11,482 --> 00:49:12,683 Uh-huh. 971 00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:16,884 You have been profoundly unsuccessful for ten years. 972 00:49:16,886 --> 00:49:20,322 - Yep. - And until about a month ago, 973 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:22,389 we'd call you a complete failure. 974 00:49:22,391 --> 00:49:24,826 Well, that's not quite how I'd put it, but... 975 00:49:24,828 --> 00:49:27,228 - We would say that you were a complete failure. - Yeah. 976 00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:28,663 Sit, please. 977 00:49:28,665 --> 00:49:32,300 But now, now... 978 00:49:32,302 --> 00:49:35,837 you've hit an extraordinary songwriting groove, 979 00:49:35,839 --> 00:49:38,440 and you want to be the biggest star in the world. 980 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:41,543 - Well, mmm... - "Yes" is the answer to that question. 981 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:42,543 Well, yes, I guess. 982 00:49:42,545 --> 00:49:44,545 Not, "Well, yes, I guess." 983 00:49:44,547 --> 00:49:46,083 "Yes." 984 00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:48,750 I guess. 985 00:49:51,721 --> 00:49:55,690 Buddy, what I'm offering you, 986 00:49:55,692 --> 00:49:58,826 is the great and glorious poisoned chalice 987 00:49:58,828 --> 00:50:02,197 of money and fame. 988 00:50:02,199 --> 00:50:04,199 If you don't want to drink it, 989 00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,433 which I would understand, 990 00:50:06,435 --> 00:50:10,871 go back and have a warm beer in little, bonny England. 991 00:50:10,873 --> 00:50:13,608 If you do want to drink it, 992 00:50:13,610 --> 00:50:18,413 I need to hear you say, "Debra, I'm so thirsty. 993 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:20,851 Give me the goddamn chalice." 994 00:50:21,951 --> 00:50:24,821 So, which is it? 995 00:50:25,922 --> 00:50:27,889 I'll take the chalice. 996 00:50:30,326 --> 00:50:32,194 Yeah. 997 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:35,963 ♪ You're asking me will my love grow ♪ 998 00:50:35,965 --> 00:50:39,201 ♪ I don't know ♪ 999 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,739 ♪ I... don't know ♪ 1000 00:50:44,407 --> 00:50:47,842 ♪ Stick around now, it may show ♪ 1001 00:50:47,844 --> 00:50:51,813 ♪ I don't know ♪ 1002 00:50:51,815 --> 00:50:56,420 ♪ I... don't know. ♪ 1003 00:50:59,422 --> 00:51:01,489 Yeah. I'm feeling that. 1004 00:51:01,491 --> 00:51:02,857 Okay, what's next? 1005 00:51:02,859 --> 00:51:05,659 Um, it's called "A Hard Day's Night." 1006 00:51:05,661 --> 00:51:06,761 All right. 1007 00:51:06,763 --> 00:51:07,763 What does that mean? 1008 00:51:08,799 --> 00:51:11,666 Um, I'm not quite sure yet. 1009 00:51:11,668 --> 00:51:13,748 Okay, we're rolling when you're ready. 1010 00:51:15,371 --> 00:51:16,737 Stop, stop. Something's missing. 1011 00:51:16,739 --> 00:51:20,375 It-it's the guitar, it has to gently weep more. 1012 00:51:22,779 --> 00:51:24,712 That's it! That's my baby! 1013 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:27,382 - Yes! Yes! - Yeah? Good. 1014 00:51:27,384 --> 00:51:30,384 ♪ I'm gonna sing this summer song ♪ 1015 00:51:30,386 --> 00:51:34,021 ♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪ 1016 00:51:34,023 --> 00:51:37,425 ♪ I'm gonna sing all summer long. ♪ 1017 00:51:37,427 --> 00:51:40,527 - Okay. The first one... - "Here Comes the Sun." 1018 00:51:40,529 --> 00:51:42,663 Is... Yeah, yeah. That's amazing. 1019 00:51:42,665 --> 00:51:44,431 Whoo. 1020 00:51:44,433 --> 00:51:46,367 - And the second one... - My personal favorite. 1021 00:51:46,369 --> 00:51:48,770 - "The Summer Song." - "The Summer Song." 1022 00:51:48,772 --> 00:51:50,304 That is... 1023 00:51:50,306 --> 00:51:54,009 it's simple without being charming. 1024 00:51:54,011 --> 00:51:55,809 I'm struggling to find the words. 1025 00:51:55,811 --> 00:51:57,878 I hated it, but n... 1026 00:51:57,880 --> 00:52:01,715 I wasn't interested in it enough to listen to it again 1027 00:52:01,717 --> 00:52:03,353 to find out why. 1028 00:52:04,987 --> 00:52:07,721 Yeah, bin it. 1029 00:52:07,723 --> 00:52:10,692 Yeah. Reject. 1030 00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:12,393 Thank you, Rocky. 1031 00:52:12,395 --> 00:52:14,295 Times like this, I wish 1032 00:52:14,297 --> 00:52:15,563 I hadn't given up smoking. 1033 00:52:15,565 --> 00:52:18,833 I could just murder a cigarette. 1034 00:52:18,835 --> 00:52:20,902 Yeah. 1035 00:52:20,904 --> 00:52:22,806 What's a "cigarette"? 1036 00:52:24,907 --> 00:52:27,244 What? 1037 00:52:36,752 --> 00:52:38,989 Wow. 1038 00:52:43,025 --> 00:52:46,895 Uh... oh, yes, Jack, this is Hilary. 1039 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:49,331 She's gonna be working with you on your image. 1040 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:51,032 Do I have to have an image? 1041 00:52:51,034 --> 00:52:52,766 Well, if you don't have an image, 1042 00:52:52,768 --> 00:52:56,538 - then the lack of image becomes an image. - Right. 1043 00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:58,373 And the music sounds so joyful. 1044 00:52:58,375 --> 00:53:01,076 It'd be a shame to let it down by you being so... 1045 00:53:01,078 --> 00:53:03,978 - off-putting. - Mm-hmm. 1046 00:53:03,980 --> 00:53:06,614 I can see how you two might be friends. 1047 00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:09,516 Yeah, yeah. 1048 00:53:09,518 --> 00:53:10,918 So, here... Okay, here's the plan. 1049 00:53:10,920 --> 00:53:13,054 We're gonna take the five best songs, 1050 00:53:13,056 --> 00:53:15,790 we'll put them online, right? 1051 00:53:15,792 --> 00:53:18,592 No visuals, just the music. 1052 00:53:18,594 --> 00:53:21,061 The enigma of Jack Malik. 1053 00:53:21,063 --> 00:53:24,099 And then, we wait until we've... 1054 00:53:24,101 --> 00:53:26,101 fixed all of this, 1055 00:53:26,103 --> 00:53:27,668 and we release 1056 00:53:27,670 --> 00:53:29,737 an astonishing, 1057 00:53:29,739 --> 00:53:35,576 era-defining double album that changes popular music forever. 1058 00:53:36,980 --> 00:53:42,083 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪ 1059 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:46,324 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪ 1060 00:53:47,958 --> 00:53:53,895 ♪ Boy, you're gonna carry that weight ♪ 1061 00:53:53,897 --> 00:53:58,900 ♪ Carry that weight a long time ♪ 1062 00:54:04,040 --> 00:54:05,806 # JackMalik. 1063 00:54:05,808 --> 00:54:07,509 # SheLovesYou. 1064 00:54:07,511 --> 00:54:09,911 I always knew he was a star, right from the start. 1065 00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:12,447 We were very much neck and neck in the earlier days. 1066 00:54:12,449 --> 00:54:14,081 We were both entertainers. 1067 00:54:14,083 --> 00:54:17,184 "Yesterday." 1068 00:54:17,186 --> 00:54:18,688 Me say more fans. Me say Jacko! 1069 00:54:19,889 --> 00:54:21,889 The producer of the now-famous "Warehouse Tapes," Gavin. 1070 00:54:21,891 --> 00:54:24,192 Absolutely and utterly the, the best moment of my life. 1071 00:54:24,194 --> 00:54:26,694 Basically, we seem to be talking 1072 00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:28,896 about the Shakespeare of pop music. 1073 00:54:28,898 --> 00:54:30,498 These songs, there's only five of them, 1074 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:31,498 but they break new ground. We've never heard 1075 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:32,666 anything like this before. 1076 00:54:32,668 --> 00:54:33,835 - We want more. - But we definitely need to hear more. 1077 00:54:33,837 --> 00:54:36,574 - More songs. More, more... - Write more new songs, Jack. 1078 00:54:37,840 --> 00:54:40,007 The best album ever. No question. 1079 00:54:44,080 --> 00:54:47,181 ♪ Eleanor Rigby, sits in the church ♪ 1080 00:54:47,183 --> 00:54:51,018 ♪ In the night where the wedding has been... ♪ 1081 00:54:51,020 --> 00:54:52,554 No. 1082 00:54:52,556 --> 00:54:53,724 ♪ Look at her working ♪ 1083 00:54:54,790 --> 00:54:57,558 ♪ Darning her socks in the night when the... ♪ 1084 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,126 There's rice in there, somewhere. 1085 00:54:59,128 --> 00:55:00,795 Picks up the rice, picks up the rice, picks up the rice. 1086 00:55:00,797 --> 00:55:02,096 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪ 1087 00:55:02,098 --> 00:55:04,132 ♪ Where a wedding has been ♪ 1088 00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,436 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪ 1089 00:55:06,436 --> 00:55:08,181 Where does she darn the bloody socks? 1090 00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:09,485 Father McKenzie, Father McKenzie! 1091 00:55:09,973 --> 00:55:12,507 ♪ Father McKenzie, darning his socks in the night ♪ 1092 00:55:12,509 --> 00:55:13,541 ♪ Darning his socks... Dar... ♪ 1093 00:55:13,543 --> 00:55:15,576 Oh, God. 1094 00:55:15,578 --> 00:55:17,779 When are we gonna get to "all the lonely people"? 1095 00:55:17,781 --> 00:55:19,079 ♪ All the lonely people ♪ 1096 00:55:19,081 --> 00:55:21,815 ♪ Where do they all c... ♪ 1097 00:55:26,223 --> 00:55:29,590 I need to go to Liverpool as soon as possible. 1098 00:55:29,592 --> 00:55:32,059 I think it could be inspiring. 1099 00:55:32,061 --> 00:55:34,628 Do you want me to tell you the name of 50 places on Earth 1100 00:55:34,630 --> 00:55:37,130 more inspiring than Liverpool? 1101 00:55:37,132 --> 00:55:39,500 - Starting with Shitsville, USA. - No, thank you. 1102 00:55:39,502 --> 00:55:40,902 Would you like me to tell you 1103 00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:43,237 the reasons that you can't go next week? 1104 00:55:43,239 --> 00:55:46,206 Like having lunch with Ernesto, the head of Universal Music, 1105 00:55:46,208 --> 00:55:47,741 on whom your life depends. 1106 00:55:47,743 --> 00:55:49,811 Like actually finishing the damn album. 1107 00:55:49,813 --> 00:55:51,813 Like picking the damn name for the damn album. 1108 00:55:51,815 --> 00:55:53,681 Like doing the damn videos for the damn album, damn it. 1109 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:55,750 Okay, I will be back by Saturday. 1110 00:55:55,752 --> 00:55:57,585 Friday! 1111 00:55:57,587 --> 00:56:02,290 Friday is you on The Late Late Show with James Corden. 1112 00:56:02,292 --> 00:56:05,559 And Saturday is the Major Marketing Meeting of Meetings. 1113 00:56:05,561 --> 00:56:07,161 Friday, you are presented to the world. 1114 00:56:07,163 --> 00:56:09,898 Saturday, you are crowned. 1115 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,599 Okay, Friday. 1116 00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:13,601 Is it actually called "the Major Marketing Meeting 1117 00:56:13,603 --> 00:56:15,904 - of Meetings"? - Yes, it's actually called that. 1118 00:56:15,906 --> 00:56:17,639 Yes. 1119 00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:20,108 What does Liverpool have that L.A. doesn't? 1120 00:56:20,110 --> 00:56:24,846 Mo Salah, Cilla Black, mushy peas, rain. 1121 00:56:24,848 --> 00:56:28,583 Home sweet home. 1122 00:56:28,585 --> 00:56:29,851 Rocky, you're not from Liverpool, mate. 1123 00:56:29,853 --> 00:56:31,018 Nope. Never been here before. 1124 00:56:31,020 --> 00:56:32,052 Hey, Jack, Jack! 1125 00:56:33,589 --> 00:56:35,223 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 1126 00:56:35,225 --> 00:56:37,324 Jack! 1127 00:56:37,326 --> 00:56:39,192 H-How did they know we were here? 1128 00:56:39,194 --> 00:56:42,096 - In, in, in. Drive, drive! - Come on. 1129 00:56:42,098 --> 00:56:43,864 Oh, my God, it's... 1130 00:56:43,866 --> 00:56:46,768 - Wait, Jack! - Why won't you stop, mate? 1131 00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:53,576 There you go, guys, Strawberry Field. 1132 00:57:07,290 --> 00:57:10,991 ♪ Let me take you down ♪ 1133 00:57:10,993 --> 00:57:13,962 ♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. ♪ 1134 00:57:13,964 --> 00:57:15,663 Now we're at Penny Lane. 1135 00:57:15,665 --> 00:57:17,764 What distinguishes it from any other lane? 1136 00:57:17,766 --> 00:57:19,833 Just show some respect. 1137 00:57:19,835 --> 00:57:21,335 For what, exactly? 1138 00:57:21,337 --> 00:57:23,337 "Also Eleanor Rigby, 1139 00:57:23,339 --> 00:57:26,139 - the beloved wife of Thomas Woods." - Yeah? 1140 00:57:26,141 --> 00:57:29,210 Friend? Relative? Wh... 1141 00:57:29,212 --> 00:57:31,045 ♪ Eleanor Rigby... ♪ 1142 00:57:31,047 --> 00:57:32,346 I always liked graveyards. 1143 00:57:32,348 --> 00:57:34,315 Lost my virginity in one, actually. 1144 00:57:34,317 --> 00:57:36,918 ♪ All the lonely people ♪ 1145 00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:39,087 ♪ Where do they all belong? ♪ 1146 00:57:39,089 --> 00:57:40,822 ♪ Eleanor Rigby ♪ 1147 00:57:40,824 --> 00:57:42,023 ♪ Picks up the rice in the church ♪ 1148 00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,257 ♪ Where the wedding has been ♪ 1149 00:57:43,259 --> 00:57:44,625 Yes! 1150 00:57:44,627 --> 00:57:45,893 ♪ Lives in a dream ♪ 1151 00:57:45,895 --> 00:57:48,161 ♪ Father McKenzie, writing the words ♪ 1152 00:57:48,163 --> 00:57:50,398 ♪ Of a sermon that no one will hear ♪ 1153 00:57:50,400 --> 00:57:52,967 ♪ No one comes near ♪ 1154 00:57:52,969 --> 00:57:55,936 Oh, come on, he's on fire! 1155 00:57:55,938 --> 00:57:57,170 Fireman! 1156 00:57:57,172 --> 00:57:59,072 There's a fireman in "Penny Lane." 1157 00:57:59,074 --> 00:58:00,308 Jesus! 1158 00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:03,645 What? 1159 00:58:03,647 --> 00:58:05,813 - What? - I'm sorry to disturb you, but you've got 1160 00:58:05,815 --> 00:58:07,751 - someone downstairs for you. - What, really? 1161 00:58:13,123 --> 00:58:15,790 What are you doing here? 1162 00:58:15,792 --> 00:58:18,759 I was just passing by. 1163 00:58:18,761 --> 00:58:20,661 You live 370 miles away. 1164 00:58:20,663 --> 00:58:22,396 Yeah, you're right. Um... 1165 00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:23,734 I just... 1166 00:58:24,768 --> 00:58:26,568 I just, I thought it might be nice to see you. 1167 00:58:26,869 --> 00:58:28,703 - What are you doing here? - Um... 1168 00:58:28,705 --> 00:58:29,773 well, it's research. 1169 00:58:30,739 --> 00:58:32,706 It's, like, a music industry thing. Yeah. 1170 00:58:32,708 --> 00:58:34,007 This is so great. 1171 00:58:34,009 --> 00:58:36,376 Um... 1172 00:58:37,746 --> 00:58:39,246 Are you hungry? 1173 00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:40,947 - As a big horse. - Okay. 1174 00:58:40,949 --> 00:58:42,784 Oh, it feels like you've been gone forever. 1175 00:58:42,786 --> 00:58:44,085 How are Nick and Carol? 1176 00:58:44,087 --> 00:58:46,054 - Very unhappy. - Excellent. 1177 00:58:46,056 --> 00:58:48,456 I wouldn't know how to relate to 'em if they actually got on. 1178 00:58:54,697 --> 00:58:55,965 I miss you. 1179 00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:01,001 I miss you. 1180 00:59:03,105 --> 00:59:04,871 Yes. 1181 00:59:04,873 --> 00:59:08,009 I am gonna have fish and chips. 1182 00:59:08,011 --> 00:59:09,079 But I'm on a diet. 1183 00:59:10,045 --> 00:59:11,846 So, salad instead of the fries. 1184 00:59:11,848 --> 00:59:14,081 I'll have the grilled salmon, and again, 1185 00:59:14,083 --> 00:59:15,416 with a salad, no fries. 1186 00:59:15,418 --> 00:59:16,717 Anything else? 1187 00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,186 Maybe just a side of fries. 1188 00:59:18,188 --> 00:59:20,721 - Yeah, make that two. And lots more beers. - Thanks. 1189 00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:22,389 I guess the girls are falling over themselves 1190 00:59:22,391 --> 00:59:24,092 to sleep with you, now you're a famous musician? 1191 00:59:24,094 --> 00:59:27,128 I'm not famous. And no, not yet. 1192 00:59:27,130 --> 00:59:29,262 Although there was one Russian. 1193 00:59:29,264 --> 00:59:31,232 That's nice. Was she stocky? 1194 00:59:31,234 --> 00:59:33,333 Fairly stocky, yeah. 1195 00:59:33,335 --> 00:59:35,503 - Bar's closing. Can I get you anything else? - No, thanks. 1196 00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:36,904 Maybe just a couple of brandies. 1197 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:38,505 And lots of chocolates. 1198 00:59:38,507 --> 00:59:40,007 What are we gonna do when they throw us out? 1199 00:59:40,009 --> 00:59:42,976 I was thinking... lots of ketamine. 1200 00:59:42,978 --> 00:59:45,145 - Mmm. - And then, wandering the streets 1201 00:59:45,147 --> 00:59:47,849 of Liverpool, singing songs we don't know the lyrics of. 1202 00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:50,851 Very loudly. 1203 00:59:50,853 --> 00:59:52,853 You've changed. 1204 00:59:55,458 --> 00:59:58,860 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh. ♪ 1205 01:00:16,078 --> 01:00:17,214 Hello? 1206 01:00:21,250 --> 01:00:23,884 Whoo! 1207 01:00:23,886 --> 01:00:25,253 So, where's your room? 1208 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:27,424 Oh, definitely, definitely not on this floor. 1209 01:00:29,558 --> 01:00:31,558 Do-na-noo-na-noo-na. 1210 01:00:31,560 --> 01:00:33,795 - Da-na-na-do... - Do-na-noo-na. 1211 01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:40,000 Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. 1212 01:00:40,002 --> 01:00:42,438 Hmm. 1213 01:00:47,210 --> 01:00:49,480 - Long pause. - Yeah. 1214 01:00:51,581 --> 01:00:54,348 Have I messed up massively? 1215 01:00:54,350 --> 01:00:55,817 - Meaning what? - Going away, and... 1216 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:58,251 Oh, no. God, no. 1217 01:00:58,253 --> 01:01:00,887 What was the alternative? 1218 01:01:00,889 --> 01:01:03,324 This is the most wonderful 1219 01:01:03,326 --> 01:01:05,226 and exciting thing in the world. 1220 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,269 Can I maybe turn out the light? 1221 01:01:14,337 --> 01:01:16,773 Maybe. 1222 01:01:45,268 --> 01:01:47,134 Mistake? 1223 01:01:47,136 --> 01:01:48,938 Probably. 1224 01:01:59,348 --> 01:02:02,083 Oh, my God, you just... you touched my bottom. 1225 01:02:02,085 --> 01:02:04,951 You've never done that before. 1226 01:02:04,953 --> 01:02:06,286 Well, I imagine we're gonna have to do 1227 01:02:06,288 --> 01:02:07,991 a lot of things we've never done before. 1228 01:02:10,592 --> 01:02:12,592 Are you sure? 1229 01:02:12,594 --> 01:02:15,496 - And what about you? - I asked first. 1230 01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:17,501 I really don't know. 1231 01:02:33,215 --> 01:02:36,317 Oh, okay. 1232 01:02:36,319 --> 01:02:38,219 So, maybe no. 1233 01:02:38,221 --> 01:02:39,387 No? 1234 01:02:39,389 --> 01:02:41,154 Um... 1235 01:02:41,156 --> 01:02:43,291 It's certainly not a mistake coming up to Liverpool. 1236 01:02:43,293 --> 01:02:46,126 Certainly, um, a lovely evening. 1237 01:02:46,128 --> 01:02:47,929 But I think, probably, it's... 1238 01:02:47,931 --> 01:02:51,465 - it's a mistake to go further. - Okay. 1239 01:02:51,467 --> 01:02:54,134 I have a room of my own and... 1240 01:02:54,136 --> 01:02:56,270 and I think, um... 1241 01:02:56,272 --> 01:02:59,340 a one-night stand would be... 1242 01:02:59,342 --> 01:03:02,543 a strange new column for me to be in, Jack. 1243 01:03:02,545 --> 01:03:05,579 Maybe it, it wouldn't be a one-night stand. 1244 01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:07,348 Well, when are you going back to America? 1245 01:03:07,350 --> 01:03:09,616 - Tomorrow. - So that's one night. 1246 01:03:09,618 --> 01:03:12,652 It's the dictionary definition of a one-night stand and... 1247 01:03:12,654 --> 01:03:16,123 it's not for me. 1248 01:03:30,272 --> 01:03:32,608 ♪ I said maybe ♪ 1249 01:03:34,543 --> 01:03:38,447 ♪ You're gonna be the one that saves me ♪ 1250 01:03:39,514 --> 01:03:44,117 ♪ And after all ♪ 1251 01:03:44,119 --> 01:03:48,054 ♪ You're my wonderwall... ♪ 1252 01:03:52,761 --> 01:03:54,094 Rocky! 1253 01:03:54,096 --> 01:03:56,262 Rocky! Get up. 1254 01:03:56,264 --> 01:03:57,598 - Let's go! - What? What? What? 1255 01:03:57,600 --> 01:03:59,132 We've gotta find Ellie! 1256 01:03:59,134 --> 01:04:00,500 - I know where she is. - Where? 1257 01:04:00,502 --> 01:04:02,036 - In Suffolk, mate. - No, she's not, 1258 01:04:02,038 --> 01:04:04,237 - she's in Liverpool, you numpty. - Really? 1259 01:04:04,239 --> 01:04:05,405 That's a coincidence. 1260 01:04:05,407 --> 01:04:07,440 Uh, we... 1261 01:04:07,442 --> 01:04:09,076 You have got a guest, Ellie Appleton. 1262 01:04:09,078 --> 01:04:11,478 Oh, yeah, we just ordered her 1263 01:04:11,480 --> 01:04:13,014 a taxi to the station. 1264 01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:14,215 Oh, Christ. 1265 01:04:14,217 --> 01:04:16,116 Uh, thank you very much. 1266 01:04:19,422 --> 01:04:21,389 Okay. No, no, no. Okay. 1267 01:04:21,391 --> 01:04:23,456 Double our chances... you go that way, I'll go this way. 1268 01:04:23,458 --> 01:04:25,462 - Whoever gets there first, stops her. - Okay. 1269 01:04:32,134 --> 01:04:35,136 - Oh, there you are. - It's that way. It's that way. 1270 01:04:39,409 --> 01:04:41,108 I'm dying. 1271 01:04:41,110 --> 01:04:42,710 - Ellie. Elle. - Oh, my God. 1272 01:04:42,712 --> 01:04:44,110 I hope she's worth it, mate. 1273 01:04:44,112 --> 01:04:47,213 Where's the...? 1274 01:04:47,215 --> 01:04:48,815 D-Does anyone know what platform goes to London? 1275 01:04:48,817 --> 01:04:50,186 - Six. - Six. - Eight. 1276 01:04:51,253 --> 01:04:52,764 - No, it's definitely six. - Oh, yeah, no, it's six. 1277 01:04:52,788 --> 01:04:53,868 It's definitely six. Sorry. 1278 01:04:55,190 --> 01:04:57,358 Yes, yes, yes! 1279 01:04:57,360 --> 01:05:00,226 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1280 01:05:00,228 --> 01:05:04,532 No. No. 1281 01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:08,268 Come on, pick up. Pick up. 1282 01:05:08,270 --> 01:05:11,304 - Hello? - Hi, yes. 1283 01:05:11,306 --> 01:05:12,806 I-I came after you, 1284 01:05:12,808 --> 01:05:14,775 but I missed the train. 1285 01:05:14,777 --> 01:05:16,444 I'm sorry. 1286 01:05:16,446 --> 01:05:18,512 - We need to talk. - Let's talk. 1287 01:05:18,514 --> 01:05:21,114 - Where are you? - Right behind you. 1288 01:05:21,116 --> 01:05:22,148 Having a cheese and tomato baguette 1289 01:05:22,150 --> 01:05:23,150 and a packet of crisps. 1290 01:05:29,157 --> 01:05:30,791 Jack, would it, would it be 1291 01:05:30,793 --> 01:05:32,460 annoying of me to point out we should be 1292 01:05:32,462 --> 01:05:33,828 - heading for the airport? - How long have we got? 1293 01:05:33,830 --> 01:05:35,632 Well, in real terms, minus an hour. 1294 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:42,369 Okay. 1295 01:05:42,371 --> 01:05:44,337 Rocky, this is completely not a conversation you're part of. 1296 01:05:44,339 --> 01:05:45,405 - No, of course it's not. - Yeah. 1297 01:05:45,407 --> 01:05:46,407 No, deeply private. 1298 01:05:47,243 --> 01:05:48,708 With your future happiness at stake. 1299 01:05:48,710 --> 01:05:50,311 Right, did you two sleep together last night? 1300 01:05:50,313 --> 01:05:52,112 - No. - No. - What a waste. 1301 01:05:52,114 --> 01:05:53,646 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on the clock. 1302 01:05:53,648 --> 01:05:55,618 You've got precisely four minutes. 1303 01:05:58,721 --> 01:06:01,788 - So... - So... - 1304 01:06:01,790 --> 01:06:03,791 Um... 1305 01:06:03,793 --> 01:06:05,492 it's about last night. 1306 01:06:05,494 --> 01:06:08,362 What about it? 1307 01:06:08,364 --> 01:06:10,697 Well, it was almost quite a moment. 1308 01:06:10,699 --> 01:06:12,766 And I woke up, and I panicked. And I wanted to talk. 1309 01:06:12,768 --> 01:06:15,436 Okay, then talk. 1310 01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:17,438 Right. 1311 01:06:17,440 --> 01:06:20,608 So, um... 1312 01:06:20,610 --> 01:06:23,878 N... 'cause we... 1313 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,512 And how do you think it's going so far? 1314 01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:26,514 It's not great, but... 1315 01:06:26,516 --> 01:06:29,583 No, no, let me try and help. 1316 01:06:29,585 --> 01:06:33,454 You've had 20 years to make your move. 1317 01:06:33,456 --> 01:06:37,291 Well, I couldn't exactly make my move when I was seven. 1318 01:06:37,293 --> 01:06:40,226 Then you've had ten years. 1319 01:06:40,228 --> 01:06:43,329 Right. Well, we've always been like brother and sister. 1320 01:06:43,331 --> 01:06:47,300 It's very bad indeed for... 1321 01:06:47,302 --> 01:06:49,302 for brothers and sisters to have sex. 1322 01:06:49,304 --> 01:06:50,804 - Except that we're not brother and sister. - No, exactly. 1323 01:06:50,806 --> 01:06:52,672 - Right, but... - No, so... 1324 01:06:52,674 --> 01:06:55,942 I've been waiting half my life 1325 01:06:55,944 --> 01:06:58,214 for you to wake up and love me. 1326 01:07:01,683 --> 01:07:04,384 Having loved you for half a lifetime, 1327 01:07:04,386 --> 01:07:05,719 I realized when you left, 1328 01:07:05,721 --> 01:07:07,621 that I had made a bad choice doing that. 1329 01:07:09,592 --> 01:07:11,257 And now, it's got even trickier because... 1330 01:07:11,259 --> 01:07:13,793 if... 1331 01:07:13,795 --> 01:07:15,795 When you were playing in pubs, we were the perfect match. 1332 01:07:15,797 --> 01:07:17,665 But now... 1333 01:07:17,667 --> 01:07:19,833 I-I... 1334 01:07:19,835 --> 01:07:22,636 I'm an actual schoolteacher in actual Lowestoft, 1335 01:07:22,638 --> 01:07:25,505 and you're the world's greatest singer-songwriter. 1336 01:07:25,507 --> 01:07:27,708 - No, I'm not. - Except that you probably are. 1337 01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:30,210 Okay. Two minutes, ladies and gentlemen, two minutes. 1338 01:07:30,212 --> 01:07:32,947 Also, um... Debra's on my phone for you. 1339 01:07:32,949 --> 01:07:34,648 Apparently, she's having dinner with the head of the label 1340 01:07:34,650 --> 01:07:35,916 and you're meant to be FaceTiming in, so... 1341 01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:36,916 Just go away, Rocky. 1342 01:07:36,918 --> 01:07:38,485 Okay. One minute, 53. 1343 01:07:38,487 --> 01:07:39,789 In the end, to you, 1344 01:07:40,989 --> 01:07:43,757 I'll always, really, just be Ellie with the frizzy hair. 1345 01:07:43,759 --> 01:07:46,626 And Ellie from the "Fun chum" column. 1346 01:07:46,628 --> 01:07:49,630 Ellie, who, for reasons no one understands, 1347 01:07:49,632 --> 01:07:53,467 drives you around in her car. 1348 01:07:53,469 --> 01:07:55,636 So, just go and please just catch your plane. 1349 01:07:56,938 --> 01:07:59,907 We haven't finished the conversation. 1350 01:07:59,909 --> 01:08:03,009 Well, um, we have. 1351 01:08:03,011 --> 01:08:05,779 We have. 1352 01:08:05,781 --> 01:08:07,848 Unless... 1353 01:08:07,850 --> 01:08:10,951 in Liverpool Lime Street at... 1354 01:08:10,953 --> 01:08:14,355 11:14 on a Friday... 1355 01:08:14,357 --> 01:08:17,893 unless you choose to stay. 1356 01:08:25,468 --> 01:08:27,400 Jack. 1357 01:08:27,402 --> 01:08:29,636 Jack. You have to get on the plane. 1358 01:08:29,638 --> 01:08:32,573 - What are you still doing in Liverpool? - I can't stay today. 1359 01:08:32,575 --> 01:08:34,774 I've gotta do The Late Late Show tomorrow, 1360 01:08:34,776 --> 01:08:36,676 and I've gotta do the Marketing Meeting of Meetings 1361 01:08:36,678 --> 01:08:39,813 - and, oh, it's ridiculous... - And that was your chance. 1362 01:08:39,815 --> 01:08:41,782 Now, quick, go. 1363 01:08:41,784 --> 01:08:43,253 Please, leave. 1364 01:08:44,419 --> 01:08:46,619 - Sorry. - Hey, do you mind if I nick a couple of crisps 1365 01:08:46,722 --> 01:08:48,800 - for the journey? - Look, I want you to be happy and, 1366 01:08:48,824 --> 01:08:51,558 and to make marvelous music. I always have. 1367 01:08:51,560 --> 01:08:53,493 - No, not all the crisps! - Okay. 1368 01:08:53,495 --> 01:08:54,961 Just go, go, go, go, go. 1369 01:08:54,963 --> 01:08:57,797 Your, your future is o-out the door and to the left. 1370 01:08:57,799 --> 01:08:59,535 A taxi rank. 1371 01:09:05,540 --> 01:09:06,974 I'm sorry. 1372 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:09,012 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm so... 1373 01:09:22,458 --> 01:09:24,692 Okay. Welcome to the Major 1374 01:09:24,694 --> 01:09:26,726 Marketing Meeting of Meetings. 1375 01:09:26,728 --> 01:09:30,564 So amazing to have Jack himself right here in the building. 1376 01:09:30,566 --> 01:09:32,269 Give it up for Jack, y'all. 1377 01:09:36,472 --> 01:09:39,506 Now, uh, Jack, I, 1378 01:09:39,508 --> 01:09:41,809 I do believe I speak for everyone in attendance today 1379 01:09:41,811 --> 01:09:43,844 when I say... 1380 01:09:43,846 --> 01:09:47,081 - it is the climax of our careers... - Yes! 1381 01:09:47,083 --> 01:09:50,783 ...to be working on this mind-bending album with you. 1382 01:09:50,785 --> 01:09:52,452 Give it up, y'all. 1383 01:09:54,123 --> 01:09:56,422 Yeah! 1384 01:09:56,424 --> 01:09:58,591 You, you don't have to clap every time. 1385 01:09:58,593 --> 01:09:59,760 But thanks very much. 1386 01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:01,362 Mr. Modesty! 1387 01:10:01,364 --> 01:10:03,663 - Give it up for modesty! - No, seriously, d... 1388 01:10:03,665 --> 01:10:06,100 That's what he does right off the top. 1389 01:10:06,102 --> 01:10:08,935 Now, as you all know, the songs we released online 1390 01:10:08,937 --> 01:10:12,005 have created unprecedented excitement. 1391 01:10:12,007 --> 01:10:13,073 Yes. 1392 01:10:13,075 --> 01:10:14,808 - Yes. - No. 1393 01:10:14,810 --> 01:10:16,476 So, now upon us falls 1394 01:10:16,478 --> 01:10:20,046 the mighty task of packaging everything together 1395 01:10:20,048 --> 01:10:23,783 into one single, irresistible album. 1396 01:10:23,785 --> 01:10:26,686 Now, Jack came up with some title suggestions himself 1397 01:10:26,688 --> 01:10:30,556 and, uh, we worked on some of those. 1398 01:10:30,558 --> 01:10:32,559 You know, I especially got a kick out of 1399 01:10:32,561 --> 01:10:35,996 Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 1400 01:10:35,998 --> 01:10:37,797 Yeah, that's... 1401 01:10:37,799 --> 01:10:39,533 It's okay to laugh, 'cause it's funny. 1402 01:10:39,535 --> 01:10:42,935 It is. It's, uh, a lot of words, Jack. 1403 01:10:42,937 --> 01:10:46,038 But ultimately, in the end, we just felt it was, uh, 1404 01:10:46,040 --> 01:10:48,175 uh, too confusing, right? 1405 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:49,943 Too confusing. And, uh, 1406 01:10:49,945 --> 01:10:54,747 The White Album has some diversity issues. 1407 01:10:54,749 --> 01:10:56,417 How? 1408 01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:59,552 That's a lot of white, Jack. 1409 01:10:59,554 --> 01:11:02,723 And I know you were pretty enthusiastic 1410 01:11:02,725 --> 01:11:05,525 about Abbey Road. I gotta say, 1411 01:11:05,527 --> 01:11:07,161 it didn't have a lot going for it... 1412 01:11:07,163 --> 01:11:08,796 if I can put it to you like that. 1413 01:11:08,798 --> 01:11:11,030 Uh, it's just a road, with a bunch of people 1414 01:11:11,032 --> 01:11:13,033 driving down the wrong side of the street. 1415 01:11:14,169 --> 01:11:15,689 That's not exactly what I meant, but... 1416 01:11:16,804 --> 01:11:17,738 But we've been developing some ideas of our own, now. 1417 01:11:17,740 --> 01:11:18,838 You know, we weren't just sitting around. 1418 01:11:18,840 --> 01:11:22,576 We focused on the one thing that makes this man here 1419 01:11:22,578 --> 01:11:26,613 unlike anyone else in the entire world of music today. 1420 01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:30,184 No collaborators, no cowriters, no samples, no steals, hmm? 1421 01:11:30,186 --> 01:11:32,752 No "featuring Cardi B," 1422 01:11:32,754 --> 01:11:36,189 no "featuring Bieber." 1423 01:11:36,191 --> 01:11:39,993 Just the simple, pure genius... 1424 01:11:39,995 --> 01:11:41,627 of One Man Only. 1425 01:11:41,629 --> 01:11:43,831 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 1426 01:11:43,833 --> 01:11:48,601 And, as a second wave, because of the miracle 1427 01:11:48,603 --> 01:11:51,604 that is One Man Only, it's just this. 1428 01:11:51,606 --> 01:11:54,207 Just this. 1429 01:11:54,209 --> 01:11:56,476 Mmm, mmm. I know. 1430 01:11:56,478 --> 01:11:57,610 I know. 1431 01:11:57,612 --> 01:12:00,980 So, let Operation Jack begin! 1432 01:12:00,982 --> 01:12:02,216 Each week, a new song online. 1433 01:12:02,218 --> 01:12:03,917 Each week, a new TV show. 1434 01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:06,019 We start with Corden, then we move to Kimmel, 1435 01:12:06,021 --> 01:12:07,820 then Fallon, then Colbert 1436 01:12:07,822 --> 01:12:11,190 and then Thursday Night Live! 1437 01:12:11,192 --> 01:12:12,658 Whoo! 1438 01:12:12,660 --> 01:12:14,961 Song, song, song. Show, show, show. 1439 01:12:14,963 --> 01:12:16,662 Boom, bang, bazillions. 1440 01:12:16,664 --> 01:12:18,698 Now, let's go make so much money that, 1441 01:12:18,700 --> 01:12:21,001 by this time next Christmas, we are wiping our asses 1442 01:12:21,003 --> 01:12:23,069 with solid-gold toilet paper. 1443 01:12:23,071 --> 01:12:24,837 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, 1444 01:12:24,839 --> 01:12:28,074 the one, the only, Mr. Jack Malik! 1445 01:12:28,076 --> 01:12:30,711 Jack, I'm such a fan. It's great to meet you. 1446 01:12:30,713 --> 01:12:32,746 Thank you for being here. 1447 01:12:32,748 --> 01:12:34,046 The songs of yours that I've heard, they are, 1448 01:12:34,048 --> 01:12:35,748 they're amazing. 1449 01:12:35,750 --> 01:12:37,818 What's life like for you at the moment right now? 1450 01:12:37,820 --> 01:12:40,119 I mean, the expectation for the album 1451 01:12:40,121 --> 01:12:42,055 is just rising to insane levels, isn't it? 1452 01:12:42,057 --> 01:12:44,091 Yeah, well, they're... they're insane to me. 1453 01:12:44,093 --> 01:12:46,827 I mean, who here's excited about this album? 1454 01:12:46,829 --> 01:12:48,095 Listen to that. 1455 01:12:48,097 --> 01:12:51,797 In this age of, sometimes, 16 people 1456 01:12:51,799 --> 01:12:54,801 writing on one song, suddenly, here's a guy, 1457 01:12:54,803 --> 01:12:59,973 him and a guitar, and he writes everything himself, on his own. 1458 01:12:59,975 --> 01:13:02,015 Yeah. I mean... Well, you know, that's how it always 1459 01:13:02,410 --> 01:13:04,323 used to be, though, with, uh, with, like, James Taylor 1460 01:13:04,347 --> 01:13:05,711 or Stevie Wonder, Bruce Springsteen. 1461 01:13:05,713 --> 01:13:07,146 So I don't think it's that exceptional. 1462 01:13:07,148 --> 01:13:08,247 But is it just you? 1463 01:13:08,249 --> 01:13:11,984 Well, yes. 1464 01:13:11,986 --> 01:13:15,188 But is it? 1465 01:13:15,190 --> 01:13:17,090 Well, y-yes. 1466 01:13:17,092 --> 01:13:19,025 - Yes, it is. - Excellent. 1467 01:13:19,027 --> 01:13:20,993 Because as chance would have it, a-and do forgive me, 1468 01:13:20,995 --> 01:13:24,297 because we-we love a surprise on this show. 1469 01:13:24,299 --> 01:13:26,065 As chance would darn well have it, 1470 01:13:26,067 --> 01:13:29,670 I've got two men backstage 1471 01:13:29,672 --> 01:13:31,171 who claim that the songs are theirs. 1472 01:13:33,008 --> 01:13:35,975 In fact, they say that all of your tunes 1473 01:13:35,977 --> 01:13:41,280 are the work of their band, The Beatles. 1474 01:13:43,285 --> 01:13:45,318 I d... I don't know... 1475 01:13:45,320 --> 01:13:47,988 I don't... 1476 01:13:47,990 --> 01:13:51,190 Well, let's see how this plays out, shall we? 1477 01:13:51,192 --> 01:13:52,592 Ladies and gentlemen, all the way 1478 01:13:52,594 --> 01:13:54,060 from Liverpool, England, please welcome, 1479 01:13:54,062 --> 01:13:56,762 Mr. Paul McCartney and Mr. Ringo Starr! 1480 01:14:04,639 --> 01:14:09,275 ♪ Na, na-na, na-na-na-na ♪ 1481 01:14:09,277 --> 01:14:12,679 ♪ Na-na-na-na ♪ 1482 01:14:12,681 --> 01:14:15,849 ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪ 1483 01:14:15,851 --> 01:14:17,650 Hey. 1484 01:14:17,652 --> 01:14:20,186 Bang me backwards over a Buick. 1485 01:14:20,188 --> 01:14:23,657 It's gonna be the greatest album of all time. 1486 01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:25,324 It's really incredible, man. 1487 01:14:25,326 --> 01:14:27,027 - Hey, Ed. - How you doing? Um, I'm just in town for a couple 1488 01:14:27,029 --> 01:14:29,930 of days. I thought I'd come and see the genius at work. 1489 01:14:29,932 --> 01:14:32,099 I'm just trying to work out your process. 1490 01:14:32,101 --> 01:14:33,399 Is it music first or lyrics first? 1491 01:14:33,401 --> 01:14:34,467 Um, it varies. 1492 01:14:34,469 --> 01:14:36,970 But, like, with this song, for instance, the, um, 1493 01:14:36,972 --> 01:14:38,404 the-the "Hey Jude" one 1494 01:14:38,406 --> 01:14:40,640 must have some story behind it. 1495 01:14:40,642 --> 01:14:42,708 Well, yeah. No, it do... it does. 1496 01:14:42,710 --> 01:14:46,680 So, it was the son of a friend of mine 1497 01:14:46,682 --> 01:14:48,348 who was having a hard time. 1498 01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:50,751 Um, it, it, it just, 1499 01:14:50,753 --> 01:14:54,624 it came to me as a s... as a song of comfort. 1500 01:14:57,892 --> 01:14:59,261 I don't believe you. 1501 01:15:00,862 --> 01:15:02,194 What? 1502 01:15:02,196 --> 01:15:05,265 I mean, I just... I don't believe you. 1503 01:15:05,267 --> 01:15:07,868 - It's one genius idea after the other, you know? - Oh, right. 1504 01:15:07,870 --> 01:15:09,235 I do have a suggestion, though. 1505 01:15:09,237 --> 01:15:11,304 Um, about the song. 1506 01:15:11,306 --> 01:15:13,806 The-the title, "Hey Jude." 1507 01:15:13,808 --> 01:15:16,743 Jude is just, it's a bit old-fashioned. 1508 01:15:16,745 --> 01:15:19,246 - That was the kid's name, right? - What kid? 1509 01:15:19,248 --> 01:15:21,381 - That the song's about. - Oh, the kid, the kid, the kid. 1510 01:15:21,383 --> 01:15:23,283 Yes, the-the... the sad kid. 1511 01:15:23,285 --> 01:15:26,353 Now, l-let me just give you this advice, right? 1512 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:27,953 Song title... 1513 01:15:27,955 --> 01:15:30,157 I won't charge you a penny for it as well... 1514 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:33,329 "Hey Dude." 1515 01:15:37,031 --> 01:15:39,332 Um... 1516 01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:40,801 ♪ Hey, du... ♪ 1517 01:15:40,803 --> 01:15:43,235 "Hey Dude," are you sure? 1518 01:15:43,237 --> 01:15:46,273 He's right. That's... that's so much better. 1519 01:15:46,275 --> 01:15:48,041 Is he? 1520 01:15:48,043 --> 01:15:49,743 - Is it? - Yeah, yeah. 1521 01:15:49,745 --> 01:15:53,113 - ♪ Hey, dude, don't make it bad ♪ - Yes. Mm-hmm. 1522 01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:54,413 - Mm-hmm. - This isn't real. - Definitely gonna be 1523 01:15:54,415 --> 01:15:56,248 one of the best songs of the generation. 1524 01:15:56,250 --> 01:15:58,385 - ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - Wake up. Wake up, Jack. Wake up. 1525 01:15:58,387 --> 01:15:59,819 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 1526 01:15:59,821 --> 01:16:01,220 ♪ Do-do-do-do-do-do ♪ 1527 01:16:01,222 --> 01:16:02,488 ♪ Dudey-dudey-dudey ♪ 1528 01:16:02,490 --> 01:16:05,024 - ♪ Hey, dude ♪ - It's definitely better. - Jack, Ellie. 1529 01:16:05,026 --> 01:16:06,393 Oh, sorry, guys. I gotta take this. 1530 01:16:06,395 --> 01:16:07,827 Just give me a minute, Ed. Sorry. 1531 01:16:07,829 --> 01:16:08,994 - Elle. - Jack. 1532 01:16:08,996 --> 01:16:10,096 I'm so glad you called. 1533 01:16:10,098 --> 01:16:11,465 I'm not enjoying myself here at all. 1534 01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:12,498 Oh, right. Well, um... 1535 01:16:12,500 --> 01:16:14,467 I've got two bits of news. 1536 01:16:14,469 --> 01:16:16,002 I'm riveted. 1537 01:16:16,004 --> 01:16:18,738 All right. Well, the first one... 1538 01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:21,073 - big one. - Yeah? 1539 01:16:21,075 --> 01:16:23,476 The Pier Hotel. 1540 01:16:23,478 --> 01:16:25,045 What? In Gorleston? The place that 1541 01:16:25,047 --> 01:16:26,846 closed down rather than have me play? 1542 01:16:26,848 --> 01:16:28,782 Yes. It's reopening. 1543 01:16:28,784 --> 01:16:29,649 You're bloody kidding. 1544 01:16:29,651 --> 01:16:31,818 I am bloody not. It's re-bloody opening. 1545 01:16:31,820 --> 01:16:33,153 That's amazing! 1546 01:16:33,155 --> 01:16:34,887 That's huge news! 1547 01:16:34,889 --> 01:16:37,424 That's-that's-that's ma-bloody-ssive! 1548 01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:39,391 All right, what's the second? 1549 01:16:39,393 --> 01:16:41,827 I mean, it can't be as big. But tell me anyway. 1550 01:16:41,829 --> 01:16:44,396 Um... 1551 01:16:44,398 --> 01:16:47,000 n-number two is... 1552 01:16:47,002 --> 01:16:49,371 I've been seeing someone. 1553 01:16:51,205 --> 01:16:52,708 Right. 1554 01:16:54,810 --> 01:16:56,542 Do I know him? 1555 01:16:56,544 --> 01:16:59,345 Yeah. It's Gavin. 1556 01:16:59,347 --> 01:17:02,118 I-I didn't want you to find out from someone else. 1557 01:17:05,320 --> 01:17:07,354 Every day, 1558 01:17:07,356 --> 01:17:09,389 he puts me in the right column. 1559 01:17:09,391 --> 01:17:11,257 Of course. 1560 01:17:11,259 --> 01:17:12,559 The "true love" one. 1561 01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,864 Of course. 1562 01:17:16,531 --> 01:17:17,898 I've gotta go. 1563 01:17:17,900 --> 01:17:19,832 Ah, God. Yeah, course you do. 1564 01:17:19,834 --> 01:17:22,270 Um, okay. Bye. Bye. 1565 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:31,010 What? What could possibly be so urgent 1566 01:17:31,012 --> 01:17:33,046 that I can't make a single phone call?! 1567 01:17:33,048 --> 01:17:35,282 How the hell am I supposed to get any of the songs right 1568 01:17:35,284 --> 01:17:37,250 if you're just all clustering me 1569 01:17:37,252 --> 01:17:39,286 and stopping me from being creative? 1570 01:17:39,288 --> 01:17:42,924 How can I ever be creative if I'm never ever left alone?! 1571 01:17:45,160 --> 01:17:46,827 Okay. 1572 01:17:46,829 --> 01:17:49,296 We'll leave you alone then, genius. 1573 01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,463 No, I'm not... I'm sorry. 1574 01:17:51,465 --> 01:17:55,435 No, it's g... It's, uh, it's superstar rights. 1575 01:17:55,437 --> 01:17:58,337 Treat the people that you work with like shit on your shoes. 1576 01:17:58,339 --> 01:17:59,407 Hmm. 1577 01:18:06,548 --> 01:18:08,113 Ellie told you the news, then? 1578 01:18:08,115 --> 01:18:10,850 - Yeah. - You know, I never, never understood 1579 01:18:10,852 --> 01:18:12,418 what you didn't see in her. 1580 01:18:12,420 --> 01:18:13,619 I mean, I-if I'd been you, 1581 01:18:13,621 --> 01:18:18,591 twice a day I would have loved her up like a lusty lion. 1582 01:18:18,593 --> 01:18:20,926 Rocky, if I ask you to just shut up, 1583 01:18:20,928 --> 01:18:24,396 really, really, really shut up, would that be okay? 1584 01:18:24,398 --> 01:18:26,166 Right. 1585 01:18:26,168 --> 01:18:29,903 Can I just start again and say, "Isn't it wonderful news? 1586 01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:32,037 "And I hope they'll be very happy together 1587 01:18:32,039 --> 01:18:34,174 and have gorgeous kids." Is that better? 1588 01:18:34,176 --> 01:18:36,042 No. It's worse. 1589 01:18:36,044 --> 01:18:37,644 I have got a third option. But... 1590 01:18:37,646 --> 01:18:41,046 I'm sorry. Um, I'm really sorry, everyone. 1591 01:18:41,048 --> 01:18:43,350 I'm just... 1592 01:18:43,352 --> 01:18:45,051 I'm really stressed. 1593 01:18:45,053 --> 01:18:47,420 What was so urgent? 1594 01:18:47,422 --> 01:18:49,655 Oh, um, no, nothing. 1595 01:18:49,657 --> 01:18:52,626 It's just we have to decide today where and when 1596 01:18:52,628 --> 01:18:54,461 we're going to launch the album. 1597 01:18:54,463 --> 01:18:58,265 So, nothing big, apart from probably the biggest decision 1598 01:18:58,267 --> 01:19:00,000 of your stupid life. 1599 01:19:00,002 --> 01:19:02,903 - What? - You ass. 1600 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:05,137 I do have one thought. 1601 01:19:05,139 --> 01:19:06,506 And the little town 1602 01:19:06,508 --> 01:19:10,042 of Gorleston has never seen anything like this before. 1603 01:19:10,044 --> 01:19:14,014 At 3:00 p.m. today, on the rooftop of the Pier Hotel, 1604 01:19:14,016 --> 01:19:17,583 Jack Malik, local boy turned pop phenomenon, 1605 01:19:17,585 --> 01:19:21,320 will premiere his highly anticipated first album. 1606 01:19:21,322 --> 01:19:22,988 And word seems to have got out. 1607 01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,002 Can we, uh...? 1608 01:19:36,004 --> 01:19:38,037 Wow. Look at this. 1609 01:19:38,039 --> 01:19:39,204 Look at you. 1610 01:19:39,206 --> 01:19:41,541 Didn't want to disturb. 1611 01:19:41,543 --> 01:19:43,342 Just wanted to, you know... 1612 01:19:43,344 --> 01:19:46,112 Well, it's... Who'd have thought? 1613 01:19:46,114 --> 01:19:47,314 While we were downstairs 1614 01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:48,648 drinking cider and eating jelly, 1615 01:19:48,650 --> 01:19:51,984 you were up in your room writing "She Loves You." 1616 01:19:51,986 --> 01:19:53,219 Well... 1617 01:19:53,221 --> 01:19:55,587 Are you, uh, you playing our song? 1618 01:19:55,589 --> 01:19:58,123 - Your song? - "Let It Be." 1619 01:19:58,125 --> 01:19:59,426 Oh, well, we've never forgotten 1620 01:19:59,428 --> 01:20:00,961 we were the first people to hear it. 1621 01:20:00,963 --> 01:20:03,296 Well, the start of it, at least. 1622 01:20:03,298 --> 01:20:05,497 Three times. 1623 01:20:05,499 --> 01:20:07,266 So proud. 1624 01:20:07,268 --> 01:20:11,641 Our beautiful, blazing boy. 1625 01:20:13,441 --> 01:20:16,342 - Aw. Oh. - Aw. Still, don't wanna... 1626 01:20:16,344 --> 01:20:18,478 - Mind your suit, love. It's... blue. - Yeah. 1627 01:20:18,480 --> 01:20:21,514 - We'll leave you to it. - Okay. 1628 01:20:21,516 --> 01:20:24,617 One last thing, son. 1629 01:20:24,619 --> 01:20:27,252 Yeah, Dad? 1630 01:20:27,254 --> 01:20:29,588 The sandwiches. I see there's tuna. 1631 01:20:29,590 --> 01:20:31,224 Are y-you gonna finish them all? 1632 01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:32,524 - No, please take them all. - Or if you don't...? 1633 01:20:32,526 --> 01:20:37,296 Oh, what a day. What an amazing day. 1634 01:20:37,298 --> 01:20:38,598 Sorry. 1635 01:20:47,241 --> 01:20:49,676 Jack! Jack! Jack! 1636 01:20:49,678 --> 01:20:51,543 Jack! Jack! 1637 01:20:51,545 --> 01:20:55,081 Well, you look good. 1638 01:20:55,083 --> 01:20:57,016 That's a tight pant. 1639 01:20:57,018 --> 01:20:58,219 Mmm. 1640 01:20:59,320 --> 01:21:01,354 Okay. We've got a jaw and a chin. 1641 01:21:01,356 --> 01:21:03,390 Ooh! That's not bad. 1642 01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:06,493 That's... This'll work. This'll work. Mmm. 1643 01:21:06,495 --> 01:21:08,161 Don't... 1644 01:21:10,264 --> 01:21:11,663 What? - Nothing. 1645 01:21:11,665 --> 01:21:13,033 Yeah? 1646 01:21:15,270 --> 01:21:16,769 - Oh. Hi, Ellie. Come in. - Hi. 1647 01:21:16,771 --> 01:21:18,671 - And who have we here? - Um, Debra, this is Ellie. 1648 01:21:18,673 --> 01:21:20,073 Ellie, this is Debra, my agent. 1649 01:21:20,075 --> 01:21:21,373 No! 1650 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,676 The Ellie? 1651 01:21:23,678 --> 01:21:25,778 Oh! He's mentioned me? 1652 01:21:25,780 --> 01:21:28,113 No, no. I'm kidding. I know nothing 1653 01:21:28,115 --> 01:21:30,617 about his life because he's a product to me. 1654 01:21:30,619 --> 01:21:33,787 Unless you're the one that was his manager. 1655 01:21:33,789 --> 01:21:37,756 In which case, wow. 1656 01:21:37,758 --> 01:21:39,492 Huge mistake giving that up. 1657 01:21:39,494 --> 01:21:42,194 Oh, it's surreal, isn't it? Being back at the Pier Hotel. 1658 01:21:42,196 --> 01:21:44,096 - Yeah, indeed. - Oh. 1659 01:21:44,098 --> 01:21:46,498 - I'm gonna go look at the stage, yeah? - Mm. 1660 01:21:46,500 --> 01:21:47,667 - Yeah. - It's this way. 1661 01:21:47,669 --> 01:21:51,203 Press conference in ten. 1662 01:21:51,205 --> 01:21:52,704 Goodbye, lovebirds. 1663 01:21:54,476 --> 01:21:56,775 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have left Lime Street, okay? 1664 01:21:56,777 --> 01:21:58,644 - It was a terrible mistake. - Oh, no. 1665 01:21:58,646 --> 01:21:59,813 - Don't say that, please. - Can we...? 1666 01:21:59,815 --> 01:22:00,814 - Don't say that. - Elle... 1667 01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:02,314 I-I've heard your new songs. 1668 01:22:02,316 --> 01:22:04,250 - They're incredible. - O-Okay. No, they aren't. 1669 01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:06,653 I don't even know who you are anymore. 1670 01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:08,520 Everything changed after the accident. 1671 01:22:08,522 --> 01:22:10,657 - Wha-What happened? - Jack. 1672 01:22:10,659 --> 01:22:13,359 - And here's Gavin. - Jack, Jack. 1673 01:22:13,361 --> 01:22:16,328 Jack! 1674 01:22:16,330 --> 01:22:19,299 - Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. - Oh, hey, mate. 1675 01:22:19,301 --> 01:22:20,300 - Jack. - How you doing, man? 1676 01:22:20,302 --> 01:22:22,801 Jack. Jack. 1677 01:22:22,803 --> 01:22:25,771 - I don't know what to say. - Oh, really? 1678 01:22:25,773 --> 01:22:27,841 It sounds like you do and it's, "Jack." 1679 01:22:27,843 --> 01:22:29,708 Jack! 1680 01:22:29,710 --> 01:22:31,810 - Oh... - We were just coming to say good luck and, um, 1681 01:22:31,812 --> 01:22:34,380 - break a leg. - Yeah. Well, 1682 01:22:34,382 --> 01:22:36,416 if I fall off the roof, then a broken leg 1683 01:22:36,418 --> 01:22:37,750 will be a good result. 1684 01:22:37,752 --> 01:22:38,818 All right, then. Let's go. 1685 01:22:38,820 --> 01:22:40,487 Come on. 1686 01:22:40,489 --> 01:22:41,557 Ka-ching! 1687 01:22:49,431 --> 01:22:52,535 Ellie. 1688 01:23:04,913 --> 01:23:07,713 - Ooh. - Wow. 1689 01:23:07,715 --> 01:23:09,616 Looks pretty quiet. 1690 01:23:09,618 --> 01:23:11,551 Well, maybe we should do a slightly shorter set? 1691 01:23:11,553 --> 01:23:14,487 I mean really quiet. 1692 01:23:14,489 --> 01:23:16,588 What do you want? 1693 01:23:16,590 --> 01:23:19,458 Uh, we're here for the gig. I'm the musician. 1694 01:23:19,460 --> 01:23:21,594 Well, that's pretty tricky. 1695 01:23:21,596 --> 01:23:24,430 'Cause we closed three weeks ago. 1696 01:23:24,432 --> 01:23:26,735 I'd take it as a hint, I would. 1697 01:23:28,703 --> 01:23:31,570 I'm gonna have to give up the part-time jobs, 1698 01:23:31,572 --> 01:23:33,907 go back to teaching. 1699 01:23:36,378 --> 01:23:39,278 What? 1700 01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:41,814 No. Don't go back to teaching. 1701 01:23:41,816 --> 01:23:42,849 I've got no choice. 1702 01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:44,617 Jack, if you go back to teaching, 1703 01:23:44,619 --> 01:23:46,685 that is when you've got no choice. 1704 01:23:46,687 --> 01:23:48,720 Yeah, because you'll end up putting all your genius 1705 01:23:48,722 --> 01:23:51,256 into all those kids and then you won't have any 1706 01:23:51,258 --> 01:23:53,960 i-imagination or energy left to put into your music, 1707 01:23:53,962 --> 01:23:56,229 which really matters. 1708 01:23:56,231 --> 01:23:58,297 Please... 1709 01:23:58,299 --> 01:24:00,433 Okay, okay. 1710 01:24:00,435 --> 01:24:03,836 Crazy, slightly mad woman. 1711 01:24:11,913 --> 01:24:14,613 No one has ever written 1712 01:24:14,615 --> 01:24:17,516 this many great songs in this short a time. 1713 01:24:17,518 --> 01:24:19,918 - How do you do it? - Honestly, I don't know. 1714 01:24:19,920 --> 01:24:22,521 Sometimes it feels like someone else 1715 01:24:22,523 --> 01:24:24,357 has written all the songs. 1716 01:24:24,359 --> 01:24:25,891 Any idea who? 1717 01:24:25,893 --> 01:24:28,493 What's the inspiration behind 1718 01:24:28,495 --> 01:24:29,828 "Strawberry Fields Forever"? 1719 01:24:29,830 --> 01:24:32,532 - Well... - Who was your favorite, 1720 01:24:32,534 --> 01:24:34,399 John, Paul, George or Ringo? 1721 01:24:34,401 --> 01:24:37,537 - Sorry? - Who's your greatest influence? 1722 01:24:37,539 --> 01:24:39,338 Jack, is it true that you wrote "Long and Winding Road" in... 1723 01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,340 W-Why don't you record in Abbey Road like they did? 1724 01:24:42,776 --> 01:24:44,877 When can we see another album, Jack? 1725 01:24:44,879 --> 01:24:46,945 Jack, what's the story behind "Let it Be"? 1726 01:24:46,947 --> 01:24:48,715 How'd you come up with "Yesterday"? 1727 01:24:48,717 --> 01:24:50,550 Thank you so much. We have to go to the roof now. 1728 01:24:50,552 --> 01:24:52,284 We'll see you later. 1729 01:24:52,286 --> 01:24:55,354 Jack, what was the first song you ever wrote? 1730 01:24:55,356 --> 01:24:56,889 Jack, what are you gonna play for us today? 1731 01:24:56,891 --> 01:24:59,993 It's a nice bar they've got down there, actually. 1732 01:24:59,995 --> 01:25:01,426 You haven't been drinking, have you? 1733 01:25:01,428 --> 01:25:04,329 No, I have not. Well, y-yeah, I have. 1734 01:25:04,331 --> 01:25:06,933 But I find a couple of pints midday sharpens my senses. 1735 01:25:06,935 --> 01:25:10,970 - Oh! - I'm not sure it does, mate. 1736 01:25:10,972 --> 01:25:14,274 Right, here goes. 1737 01:25:14,276 --> 01:25:17,542 Actually, before I open this door, can I just say, 1738 01:25:17,544 --> 01:25:20,345 for a long time I didn't really know why I'd been born. 1739 01:25:20,347 --> 01:25:21,514 Felt a bit pointless. 1740 01:25:21,516 --> 01:25:23,015 But now I do know. 1741 01:25:23,017 --> 01:25:27,819 I was born to serve the greatest musician of all time. 1742 01:25:27,821 --> 01:25:30,890 It is my honor now to open this door 1743 01:25:30,892 --> 01:25:34,460 for the moment the entire world has been waiting for. 1744 01:25:34,462 --> 01:25:36,298 Thanks, Rock. 1745 01:25:38,365 --> 01:25:41,400 Oh, it's certainly been one hell of a journey, hasn't it? 1746 01:25:41,402 --> 01:25:44,537 So it has. So it has. 1747 01:25:44,539 --> 01:25:46,471 Right. 1748 01:25:46,473 --> 01:25:48,610 Here goes. 1749 01:25:51,879 --> 01:25:54,947 No, that's not... Uh, wrong door. 1750 01:25:54,949 --> 01:25:58,419 Um, let us, let us continue our journey together. 1751 01:26:00,521 --> 01:26:02,555 Right. 1752 01:26:02,557 --> 01:26:04,590 Here it does go. 1753 01:26:18,373 --> 01:26:20,105 Jack! 1754 01:26:20,107 --> 01:26:21,940 Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! Jack! 1755 01:26:21,942 --> 01:26:24,443 Jack! Jack! Jack! 1756 01:26:27,014 --> 01:26:28,814 Thank you, Gorleston! 1757 01:26:31,852 --> 01:26:35,421 Jack! Jack! Jack! 1758 01:26:35,423 --> 01:26:36,525 Come on, Jack! 1759 01:26:40,027 --> 01:26:41,927 ♪ When I was younger ♪ 1760 01:26:41,929 --> 01:26:44,630 ♪ So much younger than today ♪ 1761 01:26:44,632 --> 01:26:48,801 ♪ I never needed anybody's help in any way ♪ 1762 01:26:48,803 --> 01:26:53,439 ♪ But now these days are gone, I'm not so self-assured ♪ 1763 01:26:53,441 --> 01:26:56,576 ♪ I found that I've changed my mind, I opened up the door ♪ 1764 01:26:56,578 --> 01:27:01,046 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪ 1765 01:27:01,048 --> 01:27:06,118 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ 1766 01:27:06,120 --> 01:27:09,154 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪ 1767 01:27:09,156 --> 01:27:12,660 ♪ Won't you please, please help me? ♪ 1768 01:27:14,995 --> 01:27:18,497 ♪ And now my life has changed in oh, so many ways ♪ 1769 01:27:18,499 --> 01:27:22,835 ♪ My independence seems to vanish in the haze ♪ 1770 01:27:22,837 --> 01:27:26,738 ♪ But every now and then I feel so insecure ♪ 1771 01:27:26,740 --> 01:27:31,176 ♪ I find that I need you like I've never done before ♪ 1772 01:27:31,178 --> 01:27:35,448 ♪ Help me if you can, I'm feeling down ♪ 1773 01:27:35,450 --> 01:27:39,018 ♪ And I do appreciate you being 'round ♪ 1774 01:27:39,020 --> 01:27:44,055 ♪ Help me get my feet back on the ground ♪ 1775 01:27:44,057 --> 01:27:49,731 ♪ Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me ♪ 1776 01:27:59,706 --> 01:28:01,506 ♪ Help me! ♪ 1777 01:28:01,508 --> 01:28:03,712 Oh, my God! 1778 01:28:45,587 --> 01:28:47,086 Just hang on a minute, all right? 1779 01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:49,055 Hey. Uh, 1780 01:28:49,057 --> 01:28:51,890 these... these two have been waiting to see you 1781 01:28:51,892 --> 01:28:55,260 for an hour and they're genuinely a weird pair. 1782 01:28:56,763 --> 01:28:58,698 Shall I tell them to sod right off? Or... 1783 01:28:58,700 --> 01:29:01,199 No. 1784 01:29:01,201 --> 01:29:02,603 No, let 'em in. 1785 01:29:05,240 --> 01:29:06,975 All right, weirdos. Two minutes. 1786 01:29:14,249 --> 01:29:17,283 You can go now, Rock. I'll be fine. 1787 01:29:17,285 --> 01:29:19,851 I wonder if we could have a little talk. 1788 01:29:19,853 --> 01:29:21,787 Yeah. 1789 01:29:21,789 --> 01:29:24,823 'Cause I saw you went to Penny Lane and Strawberry Fields. 1790 01:29:24,825 --> 01:29:26,125 Yeah. 1791 01:29:26,127 --> 01:29:28,927 Eleanor Rigby's grave. 1792 01:29:28,929 --> 01:29:30,962 I know. 1793 01:29:30,964 --> 01:29:32,797 'Cause you can't sing songs about places 1794 01:29:32,799 --> 01:29:34,867 you've never even been to. 1795 01:29:34,869 --> 01:29:36,969 - No. - No. 1796 01:29:36,971 --> 01:29:38,607 I thought as much. 1797 01:29:40,775 --> 01:29:44,580 Well, we just wanted to say thank you, that's all. 1798 01:29:47,115 --> 01:29:48,680 Thank me? 1799 01:29:48,682 --> 01:29:51,082 We three seem to be the only ones who remember. 1800 01:29:51,084 --> 01:29:52,717 And we can't sing. 1801 01:29:52,719 --> 01:29:56,622 So, we just wanted to say... thanks very much. 1802 01:29:56,624 --> 01:29:59,594 Myself also. From bottom of heart. 1803 01:30:01,695 --> 01:30:03,563 Oh, my God! 1804 01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:07,198 I thought you were gonna arrest me, or... 1805 01:30:07,200 --> 01:30:09,835 - No. It's just lovely to hear the songs. - Yeah. 1806 01:30:09,837 --> 01:30:11,703 I have missed them so. 1807 01:30:11,705 --> 01:30:13,573 Can't remember any of the lyrics. 1808 01:30:13,575 --> 01:30:15,675 - No. I'm struggling there as well. - I know. 1809 01:30:15,677 --> 01:30:18,310 "For the Benefit of Mr. Kite's" in completely the wrong order. 1810 01:30:18,312 --> 01:30:20,211 - Very big mess, indeed. - Oh, yeah. 1811 01:30:20,213 --> 01:30:23,049 And "Hey Dude"? Really? 1812 01:30:23,051 --> 01:30:24,884 I can't apologize. It was bloody Ed Sheeran. 1813 01:30:24,886 --> 01:30:26,586 But this is amazing! 1814 01:30:26,588 --> 01:30:27,920 Oh, God! 1815 01:30:27,922 --> 01:30:29,721 'Cause I feel like I-I've been running around 1816 01:30:29,723 --> 01:30:31,724 a foreign country and I've finally bumped into two people 1817 01:30:31,726 --> 01:30:33,125 who can speak English. 1818 01:30:33,127 --> 01:30:34,894 'Cause no one has ever heard of 1819 01:30:34,896 --> 01:30:36,895 Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. 1820 01:30:36,897 --> 01:30:38,663 No one's ever lived ♪ in a yellow submarine ♪ 1821 01:30:38,665 --> 01:30:41,199 - Submarine. A yellow submarine. - ♪ A yellow submarine ♪ 1822 01:30:41,201 --> 01:30:43,101 ♪ A yellow submarine ♪ 1823 01:30:43,103 --> 01:30:45,104 - We all live in a yellow submarine. - We do. 1824 01:30:45,106 --> 01:30:47,038 I-I live in "Octopus Garden." 1825 01:30:47,040 --> 01:30:48,608 Yes! 1826 01:30:48,610 --> 01:30:50,342 Oh, you see. 1827 01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:54,380 See, here's my take, young Jack. 1828 01:30:54,382 --> 01:30:57,216 A world without The Beatles, 1829 01:30:57,218 --> 01:31:01,119 is a world that's infinitely worse. 1830 01:31:01,121 --> 01:31:02,755 So, thank you. 1831 01:31:02,757 --> 01:31:04,893 And use it well. 1832 01:31:07,094 --> 01:31:09,028 I'm trying, but it's hard. 1833 01:31:09,030 --> 01:31:11,329 There's so much money and success coming, 1834 01:31:11,331 --> 01:31:14,734 but I feel like I've become the definition of living a lie. 1835 01:31:14,736 --> 01:31:16,939 Well, I can see it might feel like that. 1836 01:31:25,980 --> 01:31:27,947 We thought this might help. 1837 01:31:27,949 --> 01:31:29,351 I beg your pardon? 1838 01:31:30,651 --> 01:31:34,787 Here. We've done... 1839 01:31:34,789 --> 01:31:35,824 a lot of digging. 1840 01:33:03,343 --> 01:33:06,112 Hello. 1841 01:33:06,114 --> 01:33:07,782 Can I help? 1842 01:33:09,883 --> 01:33:12,952 I don't know. 1843 01:33:12,954 --> 01:33:14,487 Are you John? 1844 01:33:14,489 --> 01:33:18,123 That's right. 1845 01:33:18,125 --> 01:33:21,295 - From Liverpool? - That's right. 1846 01:33:22,396 --> 01:33:25,430 It's an honor to meet you. 1847 01:33:28,136 --> 01:33:30,301 John? 1848 01:33:30,303 --> 01:33:32,003 Yeah? 1849 01:33:32,005 --> 01:33:33,805 Have you had a happy life? 1850 01:33:33,807 --> 01:33:35,841 Very. 1851 01:33:35,843 --> 01:33:37,176 But not successful. 1852 01:33:37,178 --> 01:33:39,944 I just said "very happy." 1853 01:33:39,946 --> 01:33:42,247 That means successful. 1854 01:33:42,249 --> 01:33:45,850 Did a job I enjoyed day after day. 1855 01:33:45,852 --> 01:33:48,019 Sailed the world. 1856 01:33:48,021 --> 01:33:51,556 Fought for things I believed in and won... 1857 01:33:51,558 --> 01:33:53,158 a couple of times. 1858 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,795 Found a woman I loved. 1859 01:33:55,797 --> 01:33:59,098 Fought hard to keep her, too. 1860 01:33:59,100 --> 01:34:02,137 Lived my life with her. 1861 01:34:03,236 --> 01:34:06,137 Fought hard for her? 1862 01:34:06,139 --> 01:34:08,274 There were complica... 1863 01:34:08,276 --> 01:34:09,975 Sorry, what-what's your name? 1864 01:34:09,977 --> 01:34:11,310 Jack. 1865 01:34:11,312 --> 01:34:14,913 There were complications, young Jack. 1866 01:34:14,915 --> 01:34:17,483 Loss and gain. 1867 01:34:17,485 --> 01:34:19,918 Prejudice and pride. 1868 01:34:19,920 --> 01:34:21,953 But... 1869 01:34:21,955 --> 01:34:26,457 it all turned out just... 1870 01:34:26,459 --> 01:34:28,329 fab. 1871 01:34:31,298 --> 01:34:34,099 How's your love life? 1872 01:34:34,101 --> 01:34:35,504 Bad. 1873 01:34:37,571 --> 01:34:41,172 I let her slip away. 1874 01:34:41,174 --> 01:34:43,311 Try to get her back. 1875 01:34:45,413 --> 01:34:47,011 You want a good life? 1876 01:34:47,013 --> 01:34:49,614 It's not complicated. 1877 01:34:49,616 --> 01:34:53,551 Tell the girl you love that you love her. 1878 01:34:53,553 --> 01:34:58,893 And tell the truth to everyone whenever you can. 1879 01:35:02,429 --> 01:35:04,395 Can I give you a hug? 1880 01:35:04,397 --> 01:35:05,497 What? 1881 01:35:05,499 --> 01:35:08,234 It's so good to see you. 1882 01:35:08,236 --> 01:35:10,970 How old are you? 1883 01:35:10,972 --> 01:35:12,136 Seventy-eight. 1884 01:35:12,138 --> 01:35:14,109 Fantastic! 1885 01:35:16,177 --> 01:35:18,577 You made it to 78. 1886 01:35:18,579 --> 01:35:20,816 You're a very strange man. 1887 01:35:24,151 --> 01:35:26,885 But go ahead. 1888 01:35:29,589 --> 01:35:32,494 You need serious psychiatric help. 1889 01:35:36,496 --> 01:35:38,432 Not anymore. 1890 01:35:49,075 --> 01:35:53,177 ♪ I'm in love with the shape of you ♪ 1891 01:35:53,179 --> 01:35:54,345 Jack. 1892 01:35:54,347 --> 01:35:55,980 - Ed. - How can I help? 1893 01:35:55,982 --> 01:35:58,853 I need to ask quite a big and strange favor. 1894 01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:13,232 All right? 1895 01:36:13,234 --> 01:36:15,333 My boy. 1896 01:36:15,335 --> 01:36:16,702 Debra. 1897 01:36:16,704 --> 01:36:19,007 Cheers. 1898 01:36:20,106 --> 01:36:21,573 Poor Ed. 1899 01:36:21,575 --> 01:36:23,641 John the Baptist. 1900 01:36:23,643 --> 01:36:25,310 Nice guy, 1901 01:36:25,312 --> 01:36:27,211 one or two pretty good songs, but was basically 1902 01:36:27,213 --> 01:36:28,713 warming the world up for you. 1903 01:36:28,715 --> 01:36:30,582 The Messiah. 1904 01:36:30,584 --> 01:36:34,953 Soon to be the most successful artist in the history of music. 1905 01:36:34,955 --> 01:36:36,354 And the reason I'm going to be buying 1906 01:36:36,356 --> 01:36:38,122 not just one more house in Malibu, 1907 01:36:38,124 --> 01:36:40,091 but the entire beachfront. 1908 01:36:40,093 --> 01:36:43,595 - Well, it's good to see you, Debra. - Um... 1909 01:36:43,597 --> 01:36:47,733 d... So, does anybody know why you're actually here? 1910 01:36:47,735 --> 01:36:49,969 Um... 1911 01:36:49,971 --> 01:36:52,104 I'm gonna spice up Ed's set with a couple of songs, 1912 01:36:52,106 --> 01:36:54,273 and then, um, 1913 01:36:54,275 --> 01:36:56,341 there's a little something I want to say. 1914 01:36:56,343 --> 01:36:58,409 Songs, I love songs. 1915 01:36:58,411 --> 01:37:00,712 Thing you'd like to say... 1916 01:37:00,714 --> 01:37:03,015 I'd keep it brief. 1917 01:37:03,017 --> 01:37:05,451 I've never heard you say anything interesting before. 1918 01:37:05,453 --> 01:37:07,485 I don't know why tonight would be the big breakthrough. 1919 01:37:07,487 --> 01:37:10,622 Have a good show. 1920 01:37:10,624 --> 01:37:13,395 Thank you. Helpful. 1921 01:37:18,031 --> 01:37:19,297 You're on. 1922 01:37:19,299 --> 01:37:21,533 Okay. 1923 01:37:21,535 --> 01:37:23,705 - Is she here? - Yeah. 1924 01:37:25,005 --> 01:37:27,142 Okay. 1925 01:37:28,409 --> 01:37:29,541 - Remember the plan. - Yeah. 1926 01:37:29,543 --> 01:37:30,775 When I get to the last song... 1927 01:37:30,777 --> 01:37:31,777 Hey, I'm ready. 1928 01:37:33,347 --> 01:37:34,747 Thank you. 1929 01:37:34,749 --> 01:37:37,082 Thank you very much. 1930 01:37:37,084 --> 01:37:39,118 Now, the gig is not quite over. 1931 01:37:39,120 --> 01:37:40,652 I have one last surprise for you all. 1932 01:37:40,654 --> 01:37:42,387 I'm gonna bring on an old friend. 1933 01:37:42,389 --> 01:37:45,189 I know him as my dodgy Moscow support act, 1934 01:37:45,191 --> 01:37:48,359 you know him as a man that writes very, very good songs. 1935 01:37:48,361 --> 01:37:52,463 Wembley Stadium, please make some noise for Mr. Jack Malik! 1936 01:37:58,806 --> 01:38:01,305 All right. Over to you, maestro. 1937 01:38:01,307 --> 01:38:02,440 Thanks. 1938 01:38:02,442 --> 01:38:03,675 Wembley, 1939 01:38:03,677 --> 01:38:05,577 please welcome to the stage, 1940 01:38:05,579 --> 01:38:09,480 the greatest human being who ever lived. 1941 01:38:09,482 --> 01:38:10,815 My best friend. 1942 01:38:10,817 --> 01:38:12,251 Your hero. 1943 01:38:12,253 --> 01:38:15,753 Sir Jack Malik! 1944 01:38:15,755 --> 01:38:18,524 - Yeah, Jack! - Whoo! 1945 01:38:18,526 --> 01:38:20,528 - Jack! Jack! - Jack! Whoo! 1946 01:38:26,200 --> 01:38:30,469 ♪ Well, she was just 17 ♪ 1947 01:38:30,471 --> 01:38:33,704 ♪ You know what I mean ♪ 1948 01:38:33,706 --> 01:38:35,239 ♪ And the way she looked ♪ 1949 01:38:35,241 --> 01:38:36,408 Jack! 1950 01:38:36,410 --> 01:38:38,213 ♪ Was way beyond compare ♪ 1951 01:38:40,347 --> 01:38:42,547 ♪ Here comes the sun ♪ 1952 01:38:42,549 --> 01:38:44,082 ♪ Doo-doo-doo-doo ♪ 1953 01:38:44,084 --> 01:38:47,685 ♪ Here comes the sun, and I say ♪ 1954 01:38:47,687 --> 01:38:50,488 ♪ It's all right ♪ 1955 01:38:50,490 --> 01:38:51,689 So, when did you first realize 1956 01:38:51,691 --> 01:38:53,324 that your son was too good for you? 1957 01:38:53,326 --> 01:38:55,726 ♪ Sun, sun, sun, here it comes ♪ 1958 01:38:55,728 --> 01:38:58,296 ♪ Back in the US, back in the US ♪ 1959 01:38:58,298 --> 01:39:01,468 ♪ Back in the USSR ♪ 1960 01:39:02,770 --> 01:39:04,435 ♪ Nothing you can say ♪ 1961 01:39:04,437 --> 01:39:06,505 ♪ But you can learn how to play the game ♪ 1962 01:39:06,507 --> 01:39:08,540 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1963 01:39:10,678 --> 01:39:13,644 ♪ Nothing you can make that can't be made ♪ 1964 01:39:13,646 --> 01:39:16,148 ♪ Nothing you can save ♪ 1965 01:39:16,150 --> 01:39:18,149 - Brass band, huh? - ♪ That can't be saved ♪ 1966 01:39:18,151 --> 01:39:20,519 - Are we paying these jokers? - ♪ Nothing you can do ♪ 1967 01:39:20,521 --> 01:39:23,221 ♪ But you can learn how to be you in time ♪ 1968 01:39:23,223 --> 01:39:25,591 ♪ It's easy ♪ 1969 01:39:25,593 --> 01:39:27,792 Everybody! 1970 01:39:27,794 --> 01:39:30,761 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1971 01:39:32,799 --> 01:39:34,832 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1972 01:39:34,834 --> 01:39:37,269 - Come backstage, Ellie. - What? 1973 01:39:37,271 --> 01:39:39,337 - ♪ All you need is love ♪ - Coming through. 1974 01:39:39,339 --> 01:39:42,810 - ♪ Love, love is all you need ♪ - Yeah, excuse me. 1975 01:39:44,611 --> 01:39:47,278 ♪ All you need is love ♪ 1976 01:39:47,280 --> 01:39:48,747 All together now! 1977 01:39:48,749 --> 01:39:51,783 Come, come, come, come, come, come, come. See that? 1978 01:39:51,785 --> 01:39:53,484 Everybody! 1979 01:39:53,486 --> 01:39:54,855 Yeah. Just... 1980 01:39:56,123 --> 01:39:57,689 - Just stand right there. Yeah, stand there. Trust me. - What? 1981 01:39:57,691 --> 01:40:00,292 ♪ Love is all you need. ♪ 1982 01:40:04,632 --> 01:40:07,698 And now, there's, um, 1983 01:40:07,700 --> 01:40:10,168 there's someone I'd like to introduce you to. 1984 01:40:10,170 --> 01:40:12,050 If we could just switch on the backstage camera. 1985 01:40:17,277 --> 01:40:19,713 - Oh! - Oh! It's Ellie! 1986 01:40:24,317 --> 01:40:25,716 This is Ellie. 1987 01:40:25,718 --> 01:40:28,287 Hi, Ellie! 1988 01:40:28,289 --> 01:40:33,225 And when I had no fans, Ellie was my only fan. 1989 01:40:33,227 --> 01:40:35,627 The only person in the world who believed in me. 1990 01:40:35,629 --> 01:40:37,662 And that's why, tonight, I asked Ed 1991 01:40:37,664 --> 01:40:38,930 if I could come on and play, 1992 01:40:38,932 --> 01:40:42,333 'cause I want to tell her... and you, 1993 01:40:42,335 --> 01:40:45,970 - what I've done. - What are you saying? 1994 01:40:45,972 --> 01:40:48,575 Darn it, Ellie, I've been untrue. 1995 01:40:52,646 --> 01:40:55,680 All the songs I've sung tonight were really written 1996 01:40:55,682 --> 01:40:58,684 and performed by four men called John Lennon, 1997 01:40:58,686 --> 01:41:02,554 Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr. 1998 01:41:02,556 --> 01:41:05,357 The Beatles. 1999 01:41:05,359 --> 01:41:07,326 They were the real geniuses. 2000 01:41:07,328 --> 01:41:08,527 Me, I'm just a, sort of, 2001 01:41:08,529 --> 01:41:11,329 go-between to, well, 2002 01:41:11,331 --> 01:41:14,533 get their astonishing stuff into the world. 2003 01:41:14,535 --> 01:41:17,702 - Beatles? - And, uh, I-I-I passed their amazing work off 2004 01:41:17,704 --> 01:41:20,905 as my own so I could look like I was amazing, too. 2005 01:41:22,875 --> 01:41:25,610 I want you all to know that I'm not gonna take any money 2006 01:41:25,612 --> 01:41:27,878 for this work that isn't mine. 2007 01:41:27,880 --> 01:41:31,315 So, you can have all the songs for free. 2008 01:41:31,317 --> 01:41:33,685 Rocky, do it. 2009 01:41:33,687 --> 01:41:35,354 Right. Here goes. 2010 01:41:35,356 --> 01:41:38,256 They're being released, for free, online now. 2011 01:41:38,258 --> 01:41:42,728 And I'd love to not take any more praise for it. 2012 01:41:42,730 --> 01:41:45,564 So, um... 2013 01:41:45,566 --> 01:41:47,435 I'm so sorry. 2014 01:41:50,536 --> 01:41:53,639 And while I'm at it, there's one other thing to say as well, 2015 01:41:53,641 --> 01:41:59,310 because... I've been a fool twice over. 2016 01:41:59,312 --> 01:42:02,848 And I want to thank Ellie... 2017 01:42:02,850 --> 01:42:05,553 - for her love. - Aw! 2018 01:42:15,663 --> 01:42:17,298 And, Ellie... 2019 01:42:20,334 --> 01:42:21,970 Elle... 2020 01:42:24,871 --> 01:42:28,573 - I love you. - Aw! 2021 01:42:28,575 --> 01:42:30,908 - Aw. - Oh. 2022 01:42:30,910 --> 01:42:32,913 I always have. 2023 01:42:34,981 --> 01:42:37,618 Always. 2024 01:42:44,424 --> 01:42:46,457 That's definitely enough talking for one night. 2025 01:42:47,628 --> 01:42:49,927 But it's been a blast. 2026 01:42:49,929 --> 01:42:52,430 We love you, Jack! 2027 01:42:52,432 --> 01:42:54,866 We still love you! 2028 01:43:09,048 --> 01:43:11,416 Where's the stage? 2029 01:43:11,418 --> 01:43:12,551 What floor is this? 2030 01:43:12,553 --> 01:43:15,490 Where is the goddamn stage?! 2031 01:43:23,629 --> 01:43:25,997 - Oh, my God. - I know. 2032 01:43:25,999 --> 01:43:28,667 That's a lot of information to take in. 2033 01:43:28,669 --> 01:43:29,971 I know. 2034 01:43:31,172 --> 01:43:31,804 Well, if you'd told me I was gonna be on the big screen, 2035 01:43:31,806 --> 01:43:33,441 I'd have got my hair done. 2036 01:43:34,040 --> 01:43:36,675 I'm sorry. 2037 01:43:36,677 --> 01:43:38,643 You didn't write any of the songs? 2038 01:43:38,645 --> 01:43:40,412 No. 2039 01:43:40,414 --> 01:43:43,614 That is very bad behavior. 2040 01:43:43,616 --> 01:43:45,082 - On a global scale. - Yeah. 2041 01:43:45,084 --> 01:43:46,788 It's very bad. 2042 01:43:54,727 --> 01:43:56,697 Well, this is a strange one. 2043 01:44:01,067 --> 01:44:04,403 Of course I've always known I was number two. 2044 01:44:04,405 --> 01:44:06,771 But that's not a bad place to be. 2045 01:44:06,773 --> 01:44:10,675 Some of the best songs never made it to number one. 2046 01:44:10,677 --> 01:44:13,010 "Common People" by Pulp, for a start. 2047 01:44:13,012 --> 01:44:14,779 It's a total classic. 2048 01:44:14,781 --> 01:44:17,752 And obviously all I want is for Ellie to be happy. 2049 01:44:21,621 --> 01:44:23,889 Gavin. 2050 01:44:23,891 --> 01:44:26,460 Best man I ever met. 2051 01:44:30,196 --> 01:44:31,695 - Thank you, Gavin. - He's here. 2052 01:44:31,697 --> 01:44:33,064 - He's here! - Go on. - What is that? 2053 01:44:33,066 --> 01:44:35,065 - Oh, God. - GAVIN: Go! - Jack! - Jack! 2054 01:44:35,067 --> 01:44:36,467 - Oh, my... We should definitely go! - Yeah, yeah. 2055 01:44:36,469 --> 01:44:38,068 Shit! 2056 01:44:38,070 --> 01:44:40,104 Where's that lying son of a bitch? 2057 01:44:40,106 --> 01:44:41,139 Move, idiots! 2058 01:44:41,141 --> 01:44:43,707 Look, he's here! 2059 01:44:43,709 --> 01:44:45,042 Jack! 2060 01:44:45,044 --> 01:44:46,610 Jack, please take me with you. 2061 01:44:46,612 --> 01:44:48,046 No one else will employ me. 2062 01:44:48,048 --> 01:44:49,079 I-I'm rubbish at my job. 2063 01:44:49,081 --> 01:44:50,148 Just hold them off, Rocky. 2064 01:44:50,150 --> 01:44:52,050 In the name of money, stop! 2065 01:44:52,052 --> 01:44:54,752 Get back here, you stupid, English mother... 2066 01:44:54,754 --> 01:44:57,087 - Uh, ooh. Sorry, Debra. - Jack! 2067 01:44:57,089 --> 01:44:58,189 Debra, stop this. 2068 01:44:58,191 --> 01:45:00,395 - You're embarrassing yourself. - Jack! 2069 01:45:01,995 --> 01:45:04,061 ♪ It's such a beautiful night ♪ 2070 01:45:04,063 --> 01:45:06,096 ♪ To make a change in our lives ♪ 2071 01:45:06,098 --> 01:45:09,100 ♪ East Anglian sky, empty bottle of wine ♪ 2072 01:45:09,102 --> 01:45:10,601 ♪ I got you by my side ♪ 2073 01:45:10,603 --> 01:45:12,136 ♪ Talking 'bout love and life ♪ 2074 01:45:12,138 --> 01:45:14,506 ♪ Oh, how lucky you're mine when I look in your eyes ♪ 2075 01:45:14,508 --> 01:45:18,210 ♪ What a wonderful way to spend a moment or two ♪ 2076 01:45:18,212 --> 01:45:20,878 ♪ To be lying awake and be here talking to you ♪ 2077 01:45:20,880 --> 01:45:23,547 ♪ I got somethin' to say and know what I gotta do ♪ 2078 01:45:23,549 --> 01:45:27,118 ♪ To be making a change, now the moment of truth ♪ 2079 01:45:27,120 --> 01:45:28,886 ♪ Why am I feeling so nervous? ♪ 2080 01:45:28,888 --> 01:45:33,558 ♪ When things are going so perfect ♪ 2081 01:45:33,560 --> 01:45:35,693 ♪ But I know that it's worth it ♪ 2082 01:45:35,695 --> 01:45:37,863 ♪ To spend forever with you ♪ 2083 01:45:37,865 --> 01:45:40,966 ♪ And so I count to three ♪ 2084 01:45:40,968 --> 01:45:43,702 ♪ And get on one knee ♪ 2085 01:45:43,704 --> 01:45:44,972 ♪ And I ask you ♪ 2086 01:45:46,940 --> 01:45:49,707 ♪ Darling, honestly ♪ 2087 01:45:49,709 --> 01:45:52,777 ♪ I've waited all this time ♪ 2088 01:45:52,779 --> 01:45:55,980 ♪ Just to make it right ♪ 2089 01:45:55,982 --> 01:45:58,649 ♪ So, I'll ask you tonight ♪ 2090 01:45:58,651 --> 01:46:01,952 ♪ "Will you marry me?" ♪ 2091 01:46:01,954 --> 01:46:05,155 ♪ Just say yes ♪ 2092 01:46:05,157 --> 01:46:08,896 ♪ One word, one love, one life... ♪ 2093 01:46:11,197 --> 01:46:14,733 Oh, I feel like Harry Potter after he defeated Voldemort. 2094 01:46:14,735 --> 01:46:17,769 At last, everything can go back to normal. 2095 01:46:17,771 --> 01:46:21,006 Isn't normal wonderful? 2096 01:46:21,008 --> 01:46:23,007 Who? 2097 01:46:23,009 --> 01:46:25,577 Sorry? 2098 01:46:25,579 --> 01:46:27,278 Harry Potter. Who's he? 2099 01:46:27,280 --> 01:46:30,114 ♪ Your hand in mine ♪ 2100 01:46:30,116 --> 01:46:32,751 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 2101 01:46:32,753 --> 01:46:36,720 ♪ Hearts intertwined ♪ 2102 01:46:36,722 --> 01:46:39,256 - ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ - No one. 2103 01:46:39,258 --> 01:46:42,226 - Nothing. - ♪ In perfect time ♪ 2104 01:46:42,228 --> 01:46:44,128 ♪ Some things were just meant to be ♪ 2105 01:46:44,130 --> 01:46:45,829 Time for bed. 2106 01:46:45,831 --> 01:46:48,065 - Time. - ♪ Oh, you and I ♪ 2107 01:46:48,067 --> 01:46:50,905 ♪ Some things were just meant to be. ♪ 2108 01:46:56,075 --> 01:47:00,110 ♪ Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace ♪ 2109 01:47:00,112 --> 01:47:04,114 ♪ Molly is a singer with a band ♪ 2110 01:47:04,116 --> 01:47:08,653 ♪ Desmond says to Molly, "Girl, I like your face" ♪ 2111 01:47:08,655 --> 01:47:12,924 ♪ And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand ♪ 2112 01:47:12,926 --> 01:47:14,960 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2113 01:47:14,962 --> 01:47:17,261 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2114 01:47:17,263 --> 01:47:19,997 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪ 2115 01:47:19,999 --> 01:47:21,933 Okay. 2116 01:47:21,935 --> 01:47:27,208 ♪ In a couple of years they have built a home sweet home ♪ 2117 01:47:30,177 --> 01:47:34,078 ♪ With a couple of kids running in the yard ♪ 2118 01:47:34,080 --> 01:47:37,716 ♪ Of Desmond and Molly Jones ♪ 2119 01:47:37,718 --> 01:47:39,149 ♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha ♪ 2120 01:47:39,151 --> 01:47:42,686 ♪ Happy ever after in the marketplace ♪ 2121 01:47:42,688 --> 01:47:46,791 ♪ Molly lets the children lend a hand ♪ 2122 01:47:46,793 --> 01:47:50,729 ♪ Desmond stays at home and does a pretty face ♪ 2123 01:47:50,731 --> 01:47:53,864 ♪ And in the evening she's a singer in a band ♪ 2124 01:47:53,866 --> 01:47:55,199 One last time! 2125 01:47:55,201 --> 01:47:57,068 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2126 01:47:57,070 --> 01:47:59,371 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2127 01:47:59,373 --> 01:48:02,841 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪ 2128 01:48:02,843 --> 01:48:05,143 ♪ Ob-la-di, ob-la-da ♪ 2129 01:48:05,145 --> 01:48:08,246 ♪ Life goes on, brah ♪ 2130 01:48:08,248 --> 01:48:11,252 ♪ Lala, how their life goes on ♪ 2131 01:48:12,652 --> 01:48:13,984 And if you want some fun! 2132 01:48:13,986 --> 01:48:16,354 ♪ Take Ob-la-di-bla-da. ♪ 2133 01:48:22,294 --> 01:48:24,429 Yes! 2134 01:48:40,713 --> 01:48:43,448 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2135 01:48:43,450 --> 01:48:47,118 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 2136 01:48:47,120 --> 01:48:53,992 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ 2137 01:48:53,994 --> 01:48:59,296 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪ 2138 01:48:59,298 --> 01:49:02,100 ♪ Then you can start ♪ 2139 01:49:02,102 --> 01:49:06,470 ♪ To make it better ♪ 2140 01:49:06,472 --> 01:49:12,777 ♪ Hey, Jude, don't be afraid ♪ 2141 01:49:12,779 --> 01:49:15,779 ♪ You were made to ♪ 2142 01:49:15,781 --> 01:49:19,917 ♪ Go out and get her ♪ 2143 01:49:19,919 --> 01:49:24,956 ♪ The minute you let her under your skin ♪ 2144 01:49:24,958 --> 01:49:31,699 ♪ Then you begin to make it better ♪ 2145 01:49:33,767 --> 01:49:37,101 ♪ And anytime you feel the pain ♪ 2146 01:49:37,103 --> 01:49:40,270 ♪ Hey, Jude, refrain ♪ 2147 01:49:40,272 --> 01:49:43,006 ♪ Don't carry the world ♪ 2148 01:49:43,008 --> 01:49:47,781 ♪ Upon your shoulders ♪ 2149 01:49:49,850 --> 01:49:53,184 ♪ For well you know that it's a fool ♪ 2150 01:49:53,186 --> 01:49:56,488 ♪ Who plays it cool ♪ 2151 01:49:56,490 --> 01:49:59,791 ♪ By making his world ♪ 2152 01:49:59,793 --> 01:50:04,295 ♪ A little colder ♪ 2153 01:50:04,297 --> 01:50:10,071 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2154 01:50:12,873 --> 01:50:15,372 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2155 01:50:15,374 --> 01:50:19,243 ♪ Don't let me down ♪ 2156 01:50:19,245 --> 01:50:25,884 ♪ You have found her, now go and get her ♪ 2157 01:50:25,886 --> 01:50:31,221 ♪ Remember to let her into your heart ♪ 2158 01:50:31,223 --> 01:50:37,431 ♪ Then you can start to make it better ♪ 2159 01:50:39,799 --> 01:50:43,167 ♪ So let it out and let it in ♪ 2160 01:50:43,169 --> 01:50:46,938 ♪ Hey, Jude, begin ♪ 2161 01:50:46,940 --> 01:50:50,341 ♪ You're waiting for someone ♪ 2162 01:50:50,343 --> 01:50:54,281 ♪ To perform with ♪ 2163 01:50:56,348 --> 01:50:59,884 ♪ And don't you know that it's just you ♪ 2164 01:50:59,886 --> 01:51:03,354 ♪ Hey, Jude, you'll do ♪ 2165 01:51:03,356 --> 01:51:06,491 ♪ The movement you need ♪ 2166 01:51:06,493 --> 01:51:10,561 ♪ Is on your shoulder ♪ 2167 01:51:10,563 --> 01:51:13,598 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2168 01:51:13,600 --> 01:51:19,871 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah, yeah ♪ 2169 01:51:19,873 --> 01:51:22,439 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2170 01:51:22,441 --> 01:51:26,377 ♪ Don't make it bad ♪ 2171 01:51:26,379 --> 01:51:33,350 ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ 2172 01:51:33,352 --> 01:51:38,622 ♪ Remember to let her under your skin ♪ 2173 01:51:38,624 --> 01:51:41,559 ♪ Then you'll begin ♪ 2174 01:51:41,561 --> 01:51:44,561 ♪ To make it better ♪ 2175 01:51:44,563 --> 01:51:47,465 ♪ Better, better, better, better, better ♪ 2176 01:51:47,467 --> 01:51:48,632 ♪ I'm begging you ♪ 2177 01:51:48,634 --> 01:51:51,869 ♪ Oh! Yeah... ♪ 2178 01:51:51,871 --> 01:51:56,541 - ♪ Nah, nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 2179 01:51:56,543 --> 01:51:59,377 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2180 01:51:59,379 --> 01:52:01,382 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2181 01:52:03,450 --> 01:52:10,020 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2182 01:52:10,022 --> 01:52:12,556 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2183 01:52:12,558 --> 01:52:14,427 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2184 01:52:16,495 --> 01:52:23,134 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2185 01:52:23,136 --> 01:52:25,970 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2186 01:52:25,972 --> 01:52:27,842 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2187 01:52:29,910 --> 01:52:36,280 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2188 01:52:36,282 --> 01:52:38,649 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2189 01:52:38,651 --> 01:52:40,417 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2190 01:52:40,419 --> 01:52:43,488 ♪ Jude, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy, ow, wow! ♪ 2191 01:52:43,490 --> 01:52:49,359 - ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Oh, my, my, my ♪ 2192 01:52:49,361 --> 01:52:52,329 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2193 01:52:52,331 --> 01:52:53,665 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2194 01:52:53,667 --> 01:52:56,367 ♪ Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪ 2195 01:52:56,369 --> 01:53:02,140 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2196 01:53:02,142 --> 01:53:05,376 - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2197 01:53:05,378 --> 01:53:07,711 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Yeah, you know you can make it, Jude ♪ 2198 01:53:07,713 --> 01:53:09,713 ♪ Jude, you're not gonna break it ♪ 2199 01:53:09,715 --> 01:53:12,216 ♪ Nah, nah-nah ♪ 2200 01:53:12,218 --> 01:53:14,318 - ♪ Don't make it bad, Jude ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2201 01:53:14,320 --> 01:53:18,055 - ♪ Take a sad song and make it better ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2202 01:53:18,057 --> 01:53:21,091 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Oh, Jude, Jude, hey, Jude ♪ 2203 01:53:21,093 --> 01:53:22,693 ♪ Wow... ♪ 2204 01:53:22,695 --> 01:53:26,997 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2205 01:53:26,999 --> 01:53:31,269 - ♪ Ooh, Jude ♪ - ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2206 01:53:31,271 --> 01:53:33,171 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2207 01:53:33,173 --> 01:53:35,640 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 2208 01:53:35,642 --> 01:53:39,577 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2209 01:53:39,579 --> 01:53:42,046 ♪ Hey, hey ♪ 2210 01:53:42,048 --> 01:53:44,314 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2211 01:53:44,316 --> 01:53:45,649 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2212 01:53:45,651 --> 01:53:48,653 ♪ Now, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude, Jude ♪ 2213 01:53:48,655 --> 01:53:53,591 - ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2214 01:53:53,593 --> 01:53:55,092 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 2215 01:53:55,094 --> 01:53:57,327 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2216 01:53:57,329 --> 01:54:01,299 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2217 01:54:01,301 --> 01:54:07,070 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2218 01:54:07,072 --> 01:54:10,241 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2219 01:54:10,243 --> 01:54:11,576 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2220 01:54:11,578 --> 01:54:14,112 ♪ Nah-nah-nah-nah- nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah... ♪ 2221 01:54:14,114 --> 01:54:18,448 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2222 01:54:18,450 --> 01:54:20,051 ♪ Pain won't come back, Jude ♪ 2223 01:54:20,053 --> 01:54:23,086 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2224 01:54:23,088 --> 01:54:24,958 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2225 01:54:26,692 --> 01:54:32,630 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2226 01:54:32,632 --> 01:54:35,733 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2227 01:54:35,735 --> 01:54:37,438 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2228 01:54:39,505 --> 01:54:44,475 - ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ - ♪ Yeah... ♪ 2229 01:54:44,477 --> 01:54:46,411 ♪ Make it through ♪ 2230 01:54:46,413 --> 01:54:48,578 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2231 01:54:48,580 --> 01:54:51,114 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 2232 01:54:51,116 --> 01:54:52,449 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... ♪ 2233 01:54:52,451 --> 01:54:58,523 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2234 01:54:58,525 --> 01:55:01,525 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2235 01:55:01,527 --> 01:55:04,095 - ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ - ♪ Good evening, ladies and gentlemen ♪ 2236 01:55:04,097 --> 01:55:05,563 ♪ Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma... ♪ 2237 01:55:05,565 --> 01:55:11,435 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2238 01:55:11,437 --> 01:55:14,538 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2239 01:55:14,540 --> 01:55:16,409 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2240 01:55:18,311 --> 01:55:24,282 ♪ Nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2241 01:55:24,284 --> 01:55:26,850 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2242 01:55:26,852 --> 01:55:29,686 ♪ Hey, Jude ♪ 2243 01:55:29,688 --> 01:55:36,661 ♪ Well, then a nah, nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2244 01:55:36,663 --> 01:55:39,764 ♪ Nah-nah, nah-nah ♪ 2245 01:55:39,766 --> 01:55:42,699 ♪ Hey, Jude. ♪ 2246 01:55:44,572 --> 01:55:49,572 Subtitles by explosiveskull Sync by GoldenBeard