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Now, look. 24 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:47,846 [Jon] How did he get in? How did he get in? 25 00:01:47,890 --> 00:01:51,154 [Ashley] He broke in, genius. And he probably stole all my stuff too. 26 00:01:51,198 --> 00:01:53,374 -[Jon] Like what, you didn't have anything in there. -[Cory] Jesus! 27 00:01:53,417 --> 00:01:56,420 [Jon] Oh, shit, guys, he's following us. 28 00:01:56,464 --> 00:01:57,769 [Ashley] What? 29 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:00,685 [Cory] He's just standing there watching. 30 00:02:00,729 --> 00:02:03,514 -This fucking guy. -[Ashley] Oh, God. Jon. 31 00:02:03,558 --> 00:02:05,168 [Cory] Dude, dude, I don't think that's a good idea. 32 00:02:05,212 --> 00:02:07,214 -[Ashley] Guys, we need to get in the car. -Hey, asshole. 33 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,737 -[Ashley] Jon? -You think you're pretty funny, huh? 34 00:02:08,780 --> 00:02:10,521 [Ashley] Cory! Jon? 35 00:02:10,565 --> 00:02:12,828 [Jon] Why don't I come over there and beat the shit out of you? 36 00:02:14,438 --> 00:02:16,266 Jon, get in the car. 37 00:02:16,310 --> 00:02:17,920 [Jon] You got nothing to say? 38 00:02:17,963 --> 00:02:20,836 -You're just gonna stand there? -Cory, come on, get in the car! 39 00:02:20,879 --> 00:02:22,577 -[Jon] I should call the cops on your dumb ass. -[alarm chirps] 40 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:24,231 [Ashley] Both of you, get in the car now! 41 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:27,538 [Jon] Who the hell fills balloons with a bunch of powder? 42 00:02:27,582 --> 00:02:30,280 Everyone's all scared of you because they saw some photos on the news. 43 00:02:30,324 --> 00:02:32,064 -But you're nothing but a pussy. -[Ashley] Jon! 44 00:02:33,979 --> 00:02:36,852 [Cory] Come on, Jon, get in the car. I want to get out of here! 45 00:02:39,898 --> 00:02:41,770 [Ashley whispers] Come on, let's go. 46 00:02:41,813 --> 00:02:43,163 God, he's creeping me out. 47 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:47,558 [Jon] It's not Halloween, you piece of shit. 48 00:02:48,690 --> 00:02:50,039 [Jon coughing] 49 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:56,350 [Ashley] You're the one that made us leave. Somebody told you they saw Gags. 50 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:58,265 You, you had to go find him. And you did. 51 00:02:58,308 --> 00:03:01,050 Well good job, because he's a fucking prick. 52 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,573 [Cory] These damn balloons are everywhere. 53 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:05,010 [tense theme playing] 54 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,496 [Cory] Try and find another exit. This is not right. 55 00:03:12,540 --> 00:03:14,019 [coughing] 56 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:16,500 [Ashley] Ugh, what were you drinking tonight? 57 00:03:16,544 --> 00:03:18,110 [Cory] Is that blood? 58 00:03:18,154 --> 00:03:20,504 Can we get going before the creepy clown comes back? 59 00:03:20,548 --> 00:03:22,245 [Ashley] I know, I'm trying. I don't know 60 00:03:22,289 --> 00:03:23,594 -what this dickhead is doing! -[car horn honks] 61 00:03:24,943 --> 00:03:26,815 -[thumping] -[Cory] What was that? 62 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,774 [Ashley] God. 63 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:32,386 [thumping] 64 00:03:32,429 --> 00:03:35,606 -[Jon] Jesus Christ, this is not cool. -Oh, my God. 65 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:38,435 [Ashley] Feels like someone's kicking us from underneath the car. 66 00:03:40,481 --> 00:03:42,744 Jon, just shut up for a second! 67 00:03:42,787 --> 00:03:44,224 God, come on! 68 00:03:44,267 --> 00:03:45,486 [Cory] That wasn't coming from him, 69 00:03:45,529 --> 00:03:46,965 that was coming from outside. 70 00:03:48,967 --> 00:03:50,273 [Ashley] Anything? 71 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,015 [Ashley screaming] 72 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,973 [Cory] Fuck, fuck, God! 73 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:00,892 [Ashley] Oh, my God! Where you going, Cory? 74 00:04:00,936 --> 00:04:02,285 Cory, come back. 75 00:04:02,329 --> 00:04:03,678 [Cory] God! 76 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:04,722 [Ashley] Oh, my God! 77 00:04:04,766 --> 00:04:06,507 [Ashley] Cory, come back! 78 00:04:06,550 --> 00:04:08,900 [Cory mumbling] 79 00:04:08,944 --> 00:04:11,076 [laughing] 80 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,252 [Ashley] Cory! 81 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:15,951 [Cory] It's me? 82 00:04:15,994 --> 00:04:18,214 [Cory laughing] 83 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:19,433 [Ashley] What is going on?! 84 00:04:19,476 --> 00:04:20,825 [splattering] 85 00:04:20,869 --> 00:04:22,174 [Ashley] Oh, my God! 86 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,960 Oh, God! Oh, my God! 87 00:04:25,003 --> 00:04:28,268 Oh my-- Oh God, oh my God! 88 00:04:31,271 --> 00:04:32,794 [urgent TV news theme playing] 89 00:04:34,970 --> 00:04:36,537 [male reporter] It's something I never thought I would say 90 00:04:36,580 --> 00:04:39,540 in my 22 years of broadcast journalism. 91 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:41,193 But here it goes. 92 00:04:41,237 --> 00:04:44,371 There's an evil clown roaming the streets of Green Bay. 93 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:46,851 This frightening video and many other images 94 00:04:46,895 --> 00:04:49,506 of a mysterious person in a dingy clown suit 95 00:04:49,550 --> 00:04:51,421 roaming the streets with black balloons 96 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,598 have been flooding social media all week. 97 00:04:54,642 --> 00:04:57,122 While police and city officials are still determining 98 00:04:57,166 --> 00:05:00,256 the proper recourse for this bizarre situation, 99 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,259 we sent WGRB's very own Heather Duprey 100 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:04,956 out on location 101 00:05:05,000 --> 00:05:07,872 to where it all began just eight days ago. 102 00:05:07,916 --> 00:05:10,092 Heather, take it away. 103 00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,659 Thanks, Tom. 104 00:05:11,702 --> 00:05:13,356 I'm standing under the Mason Bridge, 105 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:15,358 a quiet little area in downtown Green Bay 106 00:05:15,402 --> 00:05:18,753 that no one ever paid attention to...until now. 107 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,233 As you can see, there's a frenzy of action behind me, 108 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:23,235 as people gather hoping to catch a glimpse 109 00:05:23,279 --> 00:05:26,326 of Green Bay's very own Gags the Clown. 110 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:29,590 It was here that the clown was first spotted one week ago. 111 00:05:29,633 --> 00:05:32,201 A passerby stopped to take pictures in awe of what he saw 112 00:05:32,244 --> 00:05:34,377 and posted them on social media. 113 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,074 The pictures quickly went viral, 114 00:05:36,118 --> 00:05:37,859 intriguing millions around the world. 115 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:40,427 But some are suspicious about the clown's intentions. 116 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:43,038 While some find it to be harmless, good-natured fun, 117 00:05:43,081 --> 00:05:45,388 others are troubled, even frightened, 118 00:05:45,432 --> 00:05:47,172 and wish that whoever was responsible 119 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,827 would quit their clowning around. 120 00:05:49,871 --> 00:05:51,438 The last thing I need to worry about 121 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,875 is some unstable person dressed in a clown suit. 122 00:05:53,918 --> 00:05:55,485 I mean, how is this not illegal? 123 00:05:55,529 --> 00:05:58,140 Children are scared, parents are scared. 124 00:05:58,183 --> 00:06:00,664 Heck, I'm scared. 125 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,100 What are people really scared of, 126 00:06:02,144 --> 00:06:03,711 a killer clown from outer space? 127 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:04,929 Come on. 128 00:06:04,973 --> 00:06:06,714 It's just a guy looking to have some fun 129 00:06:06,757 --> 00:06:08,019 and I'm all for it. 130 00:06:08,063 --> 00:06:09,847 Now, as reported earlier this week, 131 00:06:09,891 --> 00:06:12,372 the Green Bay Police Department has issued a statement saying 132 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:14,199 that they will not be pursuing this individual 133 00:06:14,243 --> 00:06:15,810 unless they have reason to believe 134 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,855 that he or she has broken the law. 135 00:06:17,899 --> 00:06:20,292 However, due to the commotion that Gags the Clown 136 00:06:20,336 --> 00:06:21,555 has created, the police department 137 00:06:21,598 --> 00:06:23,252 will be increasing its patrols 138 00:06:23,295 --> 00:06:25,776 and questioning anyone for suspicious behavior. 139 00:06:25,820 --> 00:06:27,430 If you or anyone you know 140 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:28,910 has seen this individual 141 00:06:28,953 --> 00:06:31,042 or any other individual dressed like a clown, 142 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,304 you are instructed 143 00:06:32,348 --> 00:06:33,784 to call the police department immediately. 144 00:06:33,828 --> 00:06:36,439 [man] Come out, come out, wherever you are, Gags! 145 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:38,223 [crowd cheering] 146 00:06:38,267 --> 00:06:39,573 Regardless of your thoughts 147 00:06:39,616 --> 00:06:41,357 on the Green Bay clown's actions, 148 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:44,447 it's safe to say that he or she has this city's attention. 149 00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:46,667 For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey. 150 00:06:46,710 --> 00:06:48,190 Make sure to check back in at 10 p.m. 151 00:06:48,233 --> 00:06:50,192 as we continue our on location coverage 152 00:06:50,235 --> 00:06:52,760 for WGRB's Gags Watch. 153 00:06:52,803 --> 00:06:55,023 [urgent TV news theme playing] 154 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:59,593 -[Dale] And feed's cut. -"Gags Watch"? 155 00:06:59,636 --> 00:07:02,378 That's what our crack team of writers spent a week coming up with? 156 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:06,295 -[Dale laughs] -Sounds like a porno, for fuck's sake. 157 00:07:06,338 --> 00:07:08,123 [Tyler] Last time I'm gonna tell you this, dude. 158 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:10,125 You gotta wait outside for 30 minutes. 159 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:13,258 No one's gonna expect when it happens, 160 00:07:13,302 --> 00:07:15,391 but you gotta trust me on this. 161 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,871 -Hey, it's Heather Duprey. -[Chris] What? 162 00:07:16,914 --> 00:07:18,438 [Sara] From Channel Nine. 163 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:20,222 [gasping] I bet they're looking for Gags. 164 00:07:21,919 --> 00:07:23,094 She is so pretty. 165 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:25,096 I'd totally bang her. 166 00:07:25,140 --> 00:07:26,315 [Sara scoffing] 167 00:07:26,358 --> 00:07:28,665 What? I totally would. 168 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,146 Hey, what about you, Gags? 169 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:33,191 You wanna bang the hot news lady? 170 00:07:34,889 --> 00:07:37,587 Gags horny. Gags wants bang hot news lady. 171 00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,589 [both laughing] 172 00:07:39,633 --> 00:07:41,939 [Sara] Why does Gags sound like a Neanderthal? 173 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,332 A what? 174 00:07:43,375 --> 00:07:47,467 Those original Gags photos are just creepy. 175 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:48,946 You're still looking at them? 176 00:07:48,990 --> 00:07:50,295 I mean, I don't wanna look at them, 177 00:07:50,339 --> 00:07:52,297 but you know... 178 00:07:52,341 --> 00:07:56,171 No, I don't. Then just don't. Heh. Pretty simple. 179 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:58,608 You know when something's really scary or creepy 180 00:07:58,652 --> 00:08:00,610 and you just can't stop looking at it? 181 00:08:00,654 --> 00:08:02,394 That's how I feel about those Gags photos. 182 00:08:02,438 --> 00:08:04,092 Yeah, no, that's your problem, not mine. 183 00:08:04,135 --> 00:08:06,573 -That obviously is my problem. -[police radio chatter] 184 00:08:06,616 --> 00:08:08,575 I just was hoping that you're my partner 185 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:10,490 and I can confide it with you. 186 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:14,058 I guess this clown situation has you really emotional, huh? 187 00:08:14,102 --> 00:08:17,888 You know, uh, yeah. 188 00:08:17,932 --> 00:08:20,587 [rock music playing over speakers] 189 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,719 As you just heard, I am Charles Wright 190 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,547 and this is the Wright Stuff Podcast, 191 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:26,549 coming at you live every Saturday night 192 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,116 for your listening pleasure. 193 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:31,075 I almost hate to do it, 194 00:08:31,119 --> 00:08:34,383 because I'm so damn sick of hearing about it myself, 195 00:08:34,426 --> 00:08:36,428 but tonight's topic is something that's really 196 00:08:36,472 --> 00:08:38,518 been bothering me as of late. 197 00:08:38,561 --> 00:08:41,216 As most of you know, I'm a Wisconsin boy, born and bred, 198 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,958 currently residing in the beautiful city of Green Bay. 199 00:08:44,001 --> 00:08:46,221 It's small, it's quaint, 200 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:48,310 and for the most part peaceful. 201 00:08:48,353 --> 00:08:52,532 But earlier this week, we had an unwanted visitor. 202 00:08:52,575 --> 00:08:55,883 And his arrival has me pissed to say the least. 203 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,323 That's right, a clown. 204 00:09:01,366 --> 00:09:03,238 A goddamn clown. 205 00:09:03,281 --> 00:09:05,588 Gags the Clown, to be exact, 206 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,329 because somebody thought it'd be a good idea 207 00:09:07,372 --> 00:09:09,592 to name the bastard. 208 00:09:09,636 --> 00:09:11,594 Can anybody tell me what kind of person 209 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:14,162 dresses up in big floppy shoes and a red nose 210 00:09:14,205 --> 00:09:16,251 and walks around at two o'clock in the morning? 211 00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:17,905 I mean, we're not just talking about 212 00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:19,820 some drunk kid from the house party down the road 213 00:09:19,863 --> 00:09:23,301 who lost a bet and ran around in a Halloween costume. 214 00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:27,088 This guy, he put some thought into this, 215 00:09:27,131 --> 00:09:30,265 with the sole intent of terrifying people to death. 216 00:09:30,308 --> 00:09:32,136 And what's worse, he keeps doing it. 217 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:35,096 He keeps going out and being seen. 218 00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:36,576 I'm thinking this wacko is getting off 219 00:09:36,619 --> 00:09:38,708 on terrifying my city half to death, 220 00:09:38,752 --> 00:09:41,102 and I, for one, have had enough of it. 221 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:42,886 -Thanks, dude. -Thank you. 222 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:44,453 [people chattering] 223 00:09:44,496 --> 00:09:46,498 -Yes! -[Sara] Ew! 224 00:09:46,542 --> 00:09:49,284 [crowd laughing] 225 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:52,461 Well, he should have thought about that... 226 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:54,245 before passing out. 227 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:56,291 [Sara] Oh, ew, that stinks so bad. 228 00:09:56,334 --> 00:09:58,336 [crowd chanting] Eyebrows! Eyebrows! Eyebrows! 229 00:09:59,947 --> 00:10:02,123 -[man] Do it, come on! -[thumping] 230 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:04,386 [Sara] It's about time. 231 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:07,258 What was that? 232 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:09,870 [hip hop music playing over speakers] 233 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,313 I don't see anything. 234 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:19,531 [thumping] 235 00:10:19,575 --> 00:10:21,098 -Holy shit! -Oh, my God! 236 00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:22,883 It's nothing, someone's just messing with us. 237 00:10:22,926 --> 00:10:25,407 [Sara] No, there's something down there. 238 00:10:25,450 --> 00:10:27,452 [tense theme playing] 239 00:10:27,496 --> 00:10:29,367 [Sara] Is that Chris? 240 00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:30,891 [woman screaming] 241 00:10:30,934 --> 00:10:32,501 -[woman] Holy shit! -[Sara] What, what is it? 242 00:10:32,544 --> 00:10:34,242 [woman] It's that clown, it's the news clown. 243 00:10:34,285 --> 00:10:36,418 [woman] Hey, that's not funny. 244 00:10:36,461 --> 00:10:38,202 [chattering] 245 00:10:38,246 --> 00:10:40,552 -[woman] It's Gags! -[Tyler] Oh, guys, relax. 246 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,380 It's probably just some jackass dressed like a clown. 247 00:10:42,424 --> 00:10:44,556 This isn't funny. Lock the doors. 248 00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:46,384 [Sara] Liz, calm down, it's all right. 249 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,908 Someone's probably just messing with us. 250 00:10:47,951 --> 00:10:49,431 It's not all right. 251 00:10:49,474 --> 00:10:51,781 This is my house and I fucking hate clowns. 252 00:10:53,478 --> 00:10:56,090 [crowd cheering] 253 00:10:59,571 --> 00:11:00,572 [sniffing] 254 00:11:00,616 --> 00:11:03,010 [Liz screams] 255 00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:06,840 Wanna blow my balloon? 256 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,234 [laughing] 257 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:12,497 Chris, you fucking dick! 258 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,196 You assholes aren't funny! 259 00:11:16,501 --> 00:11:18,286 -Epic. -So good. 260 00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:21,942 Holy shit, I had no idea that she was so afraid of clowns. 261 00:11:23,639 --> 00:11:25,336 [Tyler] Nice one. Nice job, dude. 262 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:27,382 [rustling nearby] 263 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,384 [Sara] That didn't sound good. 264 00:11:32,779 --> 00:11:34,258 What the fu-- 265 00:11:34,302 --> 00:11:36,217 WGRB is first on the scene 266 00:11:36,260 --> 00:11:38,393 reporting on a major disturbance at the Pine Street 267 00:11:38,436 --> 00:11:40,700 parking ramp in downtown Green Bay. 268 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:42,353 While details are limited at this time, 269 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:44,442 what I can tell you is that the ramp will be closed 270 00:11:44,486 --> 00:11:46,140 until further notice, 271 00:11:46,183 --> 00:11:48,098 and that an official investigation has been opened 272 00:11:48,142 --> 00:11:49,796 by the Green Bay Police Department. 273 00:11:49,839 --> 00:11:51,885 Stay tuned to Channel 9 for more updates 274 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:53,538 on this developing story. 275 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,411 For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey. 276 00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:58,108 [Dale] And the feed is cut. 277 00:11:58,152 --> 00:12:01,372 [sighs] Thank fucking God, something exciting 278 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,200 to report on in this city. 279 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:08,249 Unfortunately, Ron wants us officially sticking with Gags. 280 00:12:08,292 --> 00:12:09,772 Are you fucking kidding me? 281 00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,469 He's giving Nathan the parking ramp 282 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,341 so we can stay on the clown caper. 283 00:12:13,384 --> 00:12:14,646 Fucking Nathan. 284 00:12:16,257 --> 00:12:18,041 [Ashley] Yes, it was Gags. 285 00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:21,088 The girl's ride is here. 286 00:12:21,131 --> 00:12:22,742 They were wondering if they could take her home now. 287 00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,874 [Chrissy] Yes, I have everything I need. 288 00:12:30,706 --> 00:12:32,360 How bad is the victim? 289 00:12:32,403 --> 00:12:34,579 [Jake] It's messy. 290 00:12:34,623 --> 00:12:35,798 What's Perkins saying, homicide? 291 00:12:35,842 --> 00:12:38,279 It's really messy. 292 00:12:39,323 --> 00:12:41,151 We have a mess of a victim, 293 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,893 an individual who's face is cut off that fled the scene, 294 00:12:43,937 --> 00:12:46,417 and a witness whose boyfriend is now MIA. 295 00:12:46,461 --> 00:12:49,420 Wait, his face was cut off? 296 00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:52,075 That's what she said, the man's face was cut off. 297 00:12:52,119 --> 00:12:54,991 [dispatcher on radio] Unit 1-12, response to 237 Courtland 298 00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,777 for a possible child abduction involving a clown. 299 00:12:59,648 --> 00:13:01,606 Of course. 300 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:03,783 This was eight days ago. 301 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:06,437 And in those eight days, there have been about 302 00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,613 three confirmed sightings 303 00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:11,007 and about a million unconfirmed sightings 304 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:12,356 and what I wanna know is, 305 00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,010 why are people grabbing their phones 306 00:13:14,054 --> 00:13:15,533 and taking pictures of him? 307 00:13:15,577 --> 00:13:17,535 Like I said, I'd be grabbing something else. 308 00:13:17,579 --> 00:13:19,624 I mean, don't these people realize 309 00:13:19,668 --> 00:13:22,323 that by snapping these pics and loading 'em online 310 00:13:22,366 --> 00:13:24,455 and going on and on about how scared we are, 311 00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:26,153 not only are we giving this asshole 312 00:13:26,196 --> 00:13:27,719 exactly what he wants, 313 00:13:27,763 --> 00:13:29,721 we're paving the way for copycats 314 00:13:29,765 --> 00:13:31,201 to come out of the woodwork 315 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,813 and look for the same amount of attention. 316 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:36,903 Don't even get me started on the GBPD. 317 00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:39,557 I mean, look, I have endless respect 318 00:13:39,601 --> 00:13:41,646 for our men and women behind the badge 319 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,648 going out there every single day, 320 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,955 putting their lives on the line to protect and serve, 321 00:13:45,999 --> 00:13:49,306 but they have dropped the ball in a big way this week. 322 00:13:49,350 --> 00:13:51,526 I mean, we have a individual essentially 323 00:13:51,569 --> 00:13:53,310 terrorizing the city. 324 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,269 People are afraid to go out at night. 325 00:13:55,312 --> 00:13:56,661 Parents are afraid to have their kids 326 00:13:56,705 --> 00:13:58,185 walking home from school. 327 00:13:58,228 --> 00:14:00,752 I mean, the city is essentially under attack, 328 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:03,886 and yet, the cops say there's nothing they can do about it. 329 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:06,846 "Dressing like a clown isn't illegal." 330 00:14:06,889 --> 00:14:08,978 Well, what about disturbing the fucking peace? 331 00:14:09,022 --> 00:14:11,894 'Cause last time I checked, that was still illegal. 332 00:14:11,938 --> 00:14:13,853 Is that true, Eddie? 333 00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:15,724 Did you see a clown who offered you candy 334 00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:18,553 in exchange for you coming into the woods with him? 335 00:14:18,596 --> 00:14:19,641 Can't remember. 336 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:23,601 Eddie. 337 00:14:25,516 --> 00:14:27,736 You know it's a crime to lie to the police. 338 00:14:27,779 --> 00:14:30,652 -[Mom] Now, wait a minute. -Lori saw him, not me. 339 00:14:30,695 --> 00:14:31,914 I never even saw him. 340 00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:33,524 [police radio chatter] 341 00:14:33,568 --> 00:14:35,875 It's okay, we're done here, Eddie, thank you. 342 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:43,752 Ma'am, it is very important when making a report 343 00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,972 to the police that you gather all the facts first. 344 00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:49,192 Facts? You know he's up to no good. 345 00:14:49,236 --> 00:14:50,802 And stop giving me that, 346 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:53,022 "It's not illegal to dress creepy" bullshit. 347 00:14:53,066 --> 00:14:54,894 Watch your language, ma'am. 348 00:14:54,937 --> 00:14:56,330 And have a good night. 349 00:14:58,680 --> 00:15:03,206 Unit 1-12, reporting 207A as a false alarm. 350 00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:05,687 [dispatcher] Copy 1-12. 351 00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,776 This whole damn city's clown crazy. 352 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,132 [tense theme playing] 353 00:15:16,176 --> 00:15:18,178 [Meredith] 1-13 approaching blue Impala. 354 00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,616 [dispatcher] Plates are registered 355 00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:24,358 to a Doug Van Buren, address 542 Skylight Terrace 356 00:15:24,401 --> 00:15:26,969 and appears valid on a blue Chevy Impala. 357 00:15:39,721 --> 00:15:41,375 [Meredith] I need you to shut off the engine 358 00:15:41,418 --> 00:15:42,637 and exit the vehicle. 359 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:49,122 Sir, take off the mask and exit the vehicle now! 360 00:15:51,298 --> 00:15:52,995 -[knocking] -Hey! 361 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,736 I'm not playing games! 362 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,478 You need to take off the mask, show me your hands 363 00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:58,827 and get out of the vehicle! 364 00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:08,010 Christ's sake, what is this kid on? 365 00:16:16,671 --> 00:16:19,108 Driver of Impala plates unresponsive. 366 00:16:19,152 --> 00:16:22,155 White male, early 20s wearing a clown costume. 367 00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,852 We're gonna need another unit. 368 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,029 Hey, don't you move! 369 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,770 Stay right there! 370 00:16:28,813 --> 00:16:30,859 Picked a hell of a topic for tonight's show, boy. 371 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:32,774 Comments are flowing like the Schplatz Light. 372 00:16:32,817 --> 00:16:35,690 -Ah-ha. -Laura from Green Bay says, 373 00:16:35,733 --> 00:16:37,779 "My 15-year-old daughter is begging me 374 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:39,259 to let her and her friends go out 375 00:16:39,302 --> 00:16:41,087 and try and find him, but I refused. 376 00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:42,958 There's something not right about him. 377 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:45,656 This isn't someone having fun at the expense of others. 378 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,180 This is a sick individual." 379 00:16:47,223 --> 00:16:49,182 Hey, I couldn't agree more, Laura. 380 00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:51,140 Let me just say this. 381 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,968 If dressing up like a clown 382 00:16:53,012 --> 00:16:54,796 and walking around the city at night 383 00:16:54,839 --> 00:16:56,406 is your idea of entertainment, 384 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:57,842 you need to get your fucking head checked 385 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,322 because something ain't right. 386 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,802 Hey, hey, hey, check out this comment by Larry Robinson. 387 00:17:00,845 --> 00:17:02,325 It's what we were talking about last night. 388 00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,458 All right, all right, uh, let me find it. 389 00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,764 Okay, here we go. 390 00:17:06,808 --> 00:17:09,854 Oh-ho. "We'd love to see you go out and find him. 391 00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,856 Do what the cops are too afraid to do 392 00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:14,337 and put a stop to this nonsense." 393 00:17:14,381 --> 00:17:16,209 Thanks for the comment, Larry. 394 00:17:16,252 --> 00:17:19,081 Oh, shit, it's a popular one too, 14 likes already 395 00:17:19,125 --> 00:17:21,214 in just two minutes. 396 00:17:21,257 --> 00:17:25,174 Hey, trust me, folks, it's been discussed long and hard. 397 00:17:25,218 --> 00:17:27,002 You know, at first, I just shrugged it off, 398 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,482 'cause I figured, you know, our law enforcement's 399 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,049 gonna take care of it. 400 00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:31,528 But eight days past the point, I'm wondering 401 00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:32,703 if maybe that's what needs to be done, 402 00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:34,227 a little vigilante justice. 403 00:17:34,270 --> 00:17:37,012 I mean, we are the laughing stock of the country right now. 404 00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,666 The whole city's in a state of panic 405 00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:40,102 over a goddamn clown? 406 00:17:41,625 --> 00:17:43,105 Hey, what do you all think? 407 00:17:43,149 --> 00:17:44,889 I mean, is that the popular opinion out there? 408 00:17:44,933 --> 00:17:47,240 Should Charles Wright go clown hunting? 409 00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,720 Let us know on the page. 410 00:17:49,764 --> 00:17:52,114 Better yet, share this video. 411 00:17:52,158 --> 00:17:56,379 I tell you what, if we get 500 shares, it's a done deal. 412 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,121 I will go out and I will hit the streets of Green Bay 413 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,949 and I will find this clown tonight. 414 00:18:00,992 --> 00:18:03,821 So if you wanna see that happen, share the video. 415 00:18:03,865 --> 00:18:05,388 [rock music playing over speakers] 416 00:18:05,432 --> 00:18:06,389 [crowd] Whoo! 417 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,913 [chattering] 418 00:18:08,957 --> 00:18:09,958 [laughing] 419 00:18:10,001 --> 00:18:11,786 Would you fuck me? 420 00:18:16,486 --> 00:18:17,966 I'd fuck me. 421 00:18:18,009 --> 00:18:19,228 [cheering] 422 00:18:20,925 --> 00:18:21,926 [nose squeaks] 423 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:27,149 [Deighan] Power's out. 424 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:28,716 Place is trashed. 425 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:29,891 No sign of anyone. 426 00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:32,023 10-12. 427 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:33,895 -[thumping] -Wha...? 428 00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,638 -[radio chatter] -[tense theme playing] 429 00:18:50,259 --> 00:18:52,609 Green Bay Police Department! 430 00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,047 Anyone in here, make yourself known! 431 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:12,673 -[film reel clicking] -Huh? 432 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,636 Hey, don't move! 433 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,464 Freeze, stop moving! 434 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,860 Stop, stop! [screaming] 435 00:19:25,903 --> 00:19:27,035 What do you think is cool about it? 436 00:19:27,078 --> 00:19:28,602 It's a fucking clown. 437 00:19:28,645 --> 00:19:30,430 I honestly, I don't even get-- 438 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,432 Why do people give a shit? 439 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:35,304 -Why--? -He just stands there. 440 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:38,002 He's probably some fucking crackhead. 441 00:19:38,046 --> 00:19:42,398 If I met a crackhead that had the initiative 442 00:19:42,442 --> 00:19:44,966 to build a clown costume... 443 00:19:45,009 --> 00:19:47,360 You don't build a clown, he bought it somewhere. 444 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,623 Great, so he saved up money. 445 00:19:49,666 --> 00:19:51,712 Ask and you shall receive. 446 00:19:51,755 --> 00:19:53,975 This is Charles Wright of the Wright Stuff Podcast. 447 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:56,586 And on tonight's episode, we asked our fans 448 00:19:56,630 --> 00:19:58,458 if they would like me to go out 449 00:19:58,501 --> 00:20:01,025 and find this clown that's been causing all this ruckus. 450 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,984 But there was one stipulation. 451 00:20:03,027 --> 00:20:05,552 Our clown huntin' wouldn't begin until we had reached 452 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,902 over 500 shares. 453 00:20:07,945 --> 00:20:10,818 Well, last time we checked, we had over 800, 454 00:20:10,861 --> 00:20:12,820 so we took it as a big fucking yes 455 00:20:12,863 --> 00:20:14,865 that was heard loud and clear. 456 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:17,868 So, we're gonna hit the streets tonight, 457 00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,870 Wayne here's gonna tag along and videotape everything 458 00:20:19,914 --> 00:20:21,350 for your viewing pleasure 459 00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,614 on this exclusive Wright Stuff special episode. 460 00:20:24,658 --> 00:20:27,965 If he is just a fucking crackhead, 461 00:20:28,009 --> 00:20:30,490 he's done very well for himself. 462 00:20:30,533 --> 00:20:32,492 [laughing] 463 00:20:32,535 --> 00:20:37,105 He's got a following, a devoted fan base. 464 00:20:37,148 --> 00:20:38,976 He has a hashtag. 465 00:20:39,020 --> 00:20:42,545 No, this is just like Squirrelly T in Cincinnati. 466 00:20:42,589 --> 00:20:44,417 -[Dale] Great. -The guy dressed up 467 00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,941 as a squirrel mascot, turned out to be a crackhead. 468 00:20:46,984 --> 00:20:47,985 It's the same thing. 469 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,031 Great, but that is like 470 00:20:50,074 --> 00:20:52,076 if you're going to be a crackhead 471 00:20:52,120 --> 00:20:55,123 and you have x amount of options in front of you 472 00:20:55,166 --> 00:20:56,472 and you chose the one 473 00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:58,344 that you're going to create a character-- 474 00:20:58,387 --> 00:21:00,084 I hate when you play devil's advocate. 475 00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,086 It's so obnoxious. 476 00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:06,308 I, for real, find this guy heroic. 477 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,962 -Heroic? -Heroic. 478 00:21:08,005 --> 00:21:09,877 I think that you use words 479 00:21:09,920 --> 00:21:12,183 and you don't entirely know what they mean. 480 00:21:13,402 --> 00:21:16,318 [dispatcher] I need a unit at 1647 Division Street. 481 00:21:16,362 --> 00:21:17,972 Underage drinking party. 482 00:21:18,015 --> 00:21:20,322 We have clowns reported on site, please advise. 483 00:21:20,366 --> 00:21:22,237 Should we take that call? 484 00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:23,934 Now look, here's the deal. 485 00:21:23,978 --> 00:21:25,284 If we find this guy-- 486 00:21:25,327 --> 00:21:27,329 [Wayne] Uh-uh, when we find him. 487 00:21:27,373 --> 00:21:28,461 Thank you, Wayne. 488 00:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,680 When we find this guy, 489 00:21:30,724 --> 00:21:33,727 I'm simply gonna ask him to take his goofy ass home 490 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:36,295 and stop this nonsense once and for all. 491 00:21:36,338 --> 00:21:38,906 And I will do my goddamn best to be civil. 492 00:21:38,949 --> 00:21:40,516 I really will. 493 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,997 But after that, the ball's in his court. 494 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:45,652 And if he comes at me, pulls anything, 495 00:21:45,695 --> 00:21:49,177 or even says something so stupid that I get pissed off, 496 00:21:49,220 --> 00:21:52,311 he's gonna say hi to old Audrey here. 497 00:21:52,354 --> 00:21:54,008 [Wayne] Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 498 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,575 See, old Audrey and I 499 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:57,968 did a few tours together overseas. 500 00:21:58,012 --> 00:21:59,840 Had a few dates on the front line, 501 00:21:59,883 --> 00:22:01,363 got along real good, 502 00:22:01,407 --> 00:22:03,191 and she put out from the get go. 503 00:22:03,234 --> 00:22:05,889 [Wayne] Yeah, put a few towelheads out of their misery. 504 00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:09,371 Oh, trust me, there was more than just a few. [chuckling] 505 00:22:09,415 --> 00:22:11,025 I'm just kidding. 506 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:13,593 Much as I love to let old Audrey tag along, 507 00:22:13,636 --> 00:22:16,204 I'm thinking I'll need to be a little more discreet. 508 00:22:16,247 --> 00:22:18,511 That's where Gwen comes in. 509 00:22:18,554 --> 00:22:21,122 See she's simple, dependable, 510 00:22:21,165 --> 00:22:23,907 always has dinner ready, never lets me down. 511 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:31,175 You know what, I might even bring along big Marge. 512 00:22:31,219 --> 00:22:32,525 She's been cooped up for a while, 513 00:22:32,568 --> 00:22:35,310 been itching to powder up. 514 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:37,356 One blast from old Marge, 515 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:41,011 that clown's gonna pop like one of those black balloons. 516 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:43,927 Be nothing left but his big ole shoes. 517 00:22:43,971 --> 00:22:49,019 My life's work is jeopardized by these scary clowns. 518 00:22:49,063 --> 00:22:50,369 [sobbing] 519 00:22:52,675 --> 00:22:56,505 I'm sorry, I didn't think that I'd get this emotional. 520 00:22:58,464 --> 00:23:01,118 It's okay, you're doing good. 521 00:23:01,162 --> 00:23:06,863 I just, I love being a clown, 522 00:23:06,907 --> 00:23:13,957 and it feels like the whole world is either scared of me 523 00:23:14,001 --> 00:23:17,178 or hates me right now. 524 00:23:17,221 --> 00:23:19,920 Oh, careful, your makeup's gonna run. 525 00:23:19,963 --> 00:23:21,530 [crowd chattering] 526 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:25,229 Sara? 527 00:23:25,273 --> 00:23:27,884 -What are you doing? -[Sara] Nothing. 528 00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:29,582 Sara. 529 00:23:29,625 --> 00:23:31,279 -[Sara] What? -Don't be like that. 530 00:23:31,322 --> 00:23:33,977 -[Sara] Don't be like what? -Don't do this. 531 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:36,066 -Dude, dude. -Hey, what's up? 532 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,199 Drew is upstairs. 533 00:23:38,242 --> 00:23:41,768 -Okay? -With Anna Novotny. 534 00:23:46,381 --> 00:23:48,731 [Sara chuckling] They're gonna hate you. 535 00:23:53,127 --> 00:23:54,650 -The fuck? -Jesus Christ! 536 00:23:54,694 --> 00:23:56,478 Oh, Drew! I'm gonna make you-- 537 00:23:56,522 --> 00:23:59,655 Get the fuck off of me! The hell is the matter with you? 538 00:23:59,699 --> 00:24:01,962 -[Anna] Get out, Chris! -[Sara] We gotta hit, cops! 539 00:24:02,005 --> 00:24:04,094 [Sara] Crap, Chris, Chris, stop screwing around, we gotta go! 540 00:24:06,096 --> 00:24:08,708 [people clamoring] 541 00:24:11,624 --> 00:24:13,060 [Sara] Chris, really? 542 00:24:13,103 --> 00:24:14,714 Really, just gonna leave without Tyler? 543 00:24:16,672 --> 00:24:18,544 I can't get busted, I can't get busted, I can't get busted. 544 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,938 [Jake] Hey! Stop right there. 545 00:24:21,982 --> 00:24:24,114 I don't think so. 546 00:24:24,158 --> 00:24:25,725 [Chrissy on radio] What's your 20? Over. 547 00:24:25,768 --> 00:24:28,205 [Jake] I'm in the alley behind the 1600 block of Division. 548 00:24:28,249 --> 00:24:29,555 Just apprehended one, over. 549 00:24:31,295 --> 00:24:34,211 So, your night's about to get interesting, huh? 550 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:37,171 [Chrissy] You've got to be kidding me. 551 00:24:37,214 --> 00:24:38,651 [Jake] Hope the party was worth it. 552 00:24:42,481 --> 00:24:44,526 [Sara] Of course you're working tonight. 553 00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:45,745 I'm sorry, I... 554 00:24:45,788 --> 00:24:47,660 Jake, meet my daughter Sara. 555 00:24:47,703 --> 00:24:49,488 Stepdaughter. 556 00:24:49,531 --> 00:24:52,012 Oh, so you're Sara. 557 00:24:53,883 --> 00:24:56,233 Nice to finally meet you. 558 00:24:56,277 --> 00:24:57,844 Likewise. 559 00:24:57,887 --> 00:25:00,281 -[Chrissy] You been drinking? -No. 560 00:25:00,324 --> 00:25:02,892 -Don't lie to me. -I'm not. 561 00:25:02,936 --> 00:25:05,286 Give me a breathalyzer if you don't believe me. 562 00:25:05,329 --> 00:25:07,375 This is awkward. 563 00:25:07,418 --> 00:25:10,030 [Chrissy] Thank you, Jake, I got it. 564 00:25:10,073 --> 00:25:12,032 I'm gonna go sweep the house. 565 00:25:16,950 --> 00:25:19,387 [Chrissy] Look at me. Look at me. 566 00:25:21,171 --> 00:25:23,434 -Who were you with tonight? -Friends. 567 00:25:23,478 --> 00:25:25,959 -[Chrissy] What friends? -I don't know, a few. 568 00:25:26,002 --> 00:25:27,613 Cut the shit, who? 569 00:25:27,656 --> 00:25:29,310 Am I in trouble, Officer Renard? 570 00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:30,572 Or can I go now? 571 00:25:30,616 --> 00:25:33,314 [Chrissy] Okay, drop the attitude, Sara. 572 00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,229 I am really sick and tired of this. 573 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,796 You know, you can't just use me 574 00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:39,015 as a get out of jail free card, okay? 575 00:25:39,059 --> 00:25:40,582 [Sara] I didn't drink. 576 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:41,931 [Chrissy] Okay, where's your car? 577 00:25:41,975 --> 00:25:43,411 [Sara] It's at Chris's. 578 00:25:43,454 --> 00:25:45,282 Okay, I want you to go directly to Chris's house, 579 00:25:45,326 --> 00:25:47,067 get your car and drive home. 580 00:25:47,110 --> 00:25:49,635 I'm calling your father in an hour 581 00:25:49,678 --> 00:25:51,811 and he better tell me you're in for the night. 582 00:25:51,854 --> 00:25:53,247 No, it's Saturday night! 583 00:25:53,290 --> 00:25:55,641 I don't care, Sara, I want you home! 584 00:25:55,684 --> 00:25:57,991 You know, matter of fact, 585 00:25:58,034 --> 00:26:00,341 get in my squad car, I'll take you home myself. 586 00:26:00,384 --> 00:26:02,865 [scoffs] No, I will go home on my own. 587 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:04,214 I'm serious, Sara. 588 00:26:04,258 --> 00:26:05,738 Yeah, I know, me too. 589 00:26:09,698 --> 00:26:11,526 [Chrissy] Okay, I want you to go straight home! 590 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:13,963 10-4. 591 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,661 [Chrissy] You don't run from cops! 592 00:26:17,010 --> 00:26:18,011 Damn brat. 593 00:26:19,752 --> 00:26:23,886 Gee, Miss Duprey, you really are much prettier in person 594 00:26:23,930 --> 00:26:25,496 than you are on TV. 595 00:26:26,672 --> 00:26:28,369 Oh, thanks. 596 00:26:32,373 --> 00:26:35,594 [Dale] All right, in five, four, three... 597 00:26:39,249 --> 00:26:40,686 Thanks, Tom and Alison. 598 00:26:40,729 --> 00:26:42,688 I'm standing here with Ralph Jungwirth, 599 00:26:42,731 --> 00:26:45,908 business owner of Somewhere In Time Antiques on Cedar Street 600 00:26:45,952 --> 00:26:48,563 and lifelong resident of Green Bay. 601 00:26:48,607 --> 00:26:50,260 Ralph here claims to have seen the person 602 00:26:50,304 --> 00:26:53,263 that everyone in Green Bay, not to mention the world, 603 00:26:53,307 --> 00:26:54,656 has been talking about. 604 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:56,136 Ralph, what can you tell us about 605 00:26:56,179 --> 00:26:58,442 your Gags the Clown sighting? 606 00:26:58,486 --> 00:27:03,273 Well, ahem, it happens every day 607 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:05,624 when I walk through my store, 608 00:27:05,667 --> 00:27:07,930 I see this! 609 00:27:11,717 --> 00:27:12,979 Ah, excuse me. 610 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:17,374 Are you saying that you didn't see the clown 611 00:27:17,418 --> 00:27:19,507 that everyone has been talking about 612 00:27:19,550 --> 00:27:21,944 this past week? 613 00:27:21,988 --> 00:27:24,294 Well, not exactly. 614 00:27:24,338 --> 00:27:28,124 But I mean, I saw all the photos on the news. 615 00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:30,213 [chuckles] Everyone has. 616 00:27:30,257 --> 00:27:34,348 But I recognized him immediately. 617 00:27:34,391 --> 00:27:38,134 The outfit, the face paint. 618 00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:43,531 Now, this picture is from 1974. 619 00:27:43,574 --> 00:27:49,537 It was taken at the Bowers and Marsh Big Top Family Circus 620 00:27:49,580 --> 00:27:52,932 that set up shop every summer in Green Bay 621 00:27:52,975 --> 00:27:56,500 for 20 plus years prior, 622 00:27:56,544 --> 00:28:02,202 right up until that August when it all went up in smoke. 623 00:28:02,245 --> 00:28:06,032 I've got tons of their old stuffs in this store. 624 00:28:06,075 --> 00:28:10,297 Salvaged everything I could after that fire, and I'll-- 625 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,734 Sir, you mean to tell me that you are not referring 626 00:28:12,778 --> 00:28:14,649 to the clown that everyone's been talking about, 627 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:18,697 but rather a different clown from 1974? 628 00:28:20,307 --> 00:28:21,917 Look! 629 00:28:21,961 --> 00:28:24,224 It's the same one. 630 00:28:26,879 --> 00:28:28,707 Well, there you have it. 631 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:31,318 Has Gags the Clown been wandering the streets 632 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:35,235 of Green Bay since 1974 and no one's noticed until now? 633 00:28:35,278 --> 00:28:37,716 We'll have more on this story and many more exciting updates 634 00:28:37,759 --> 00:28:40,588 as we continue our WGRB Gags coverage. 635 00:28:40,631 --> 00:28:44,592 For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey, stay tuned. 636 00:28:44,635 --> 00:28:46,637 [Dale] And the live feed is cut. 637 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:47,813 What? 638 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,553 We're done, that's it? 639 00:28:49,597 --> 00:28:50,772 Yeah, we're done. 640 00:28:52,339 --> 00:28:54,863 Eh, okay. 641 00:28:54,907 --> 00:28:58,171 Thank you for making me come all the way down 642 00:28:58,214 --> 00:29:00,521 to my shop this late at night 643 00:29:00,564 --> 00:29:02,436 for a piddly little interview! 644 00:29:02,479 --> 00:29:04,351 No, thank you 645 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:07,093 for that wonderful breaking news from 1974. 646 00:29:07,136 --> 00:29:09,617 Get out of my store! 647 00:29:09,660 --> 00:29:12,011 Maybe the competition will believe me, 648 00:29:12,054 --> 00:29:14,143 you pixie whore. 649 00:29:14,187 --> 00:29:17,451 [Dale laughing] 650 00:29:17,494 --> 00:29:19,975 Oh, my God! 651 00:29:20,019 --> 00:29:21,760 [Dale] You kind of did deserve that. 652 00:29:23,587 --> 00:29:25,198 Pack up your shit, let's go. 653 00:29:28,027 --> 00:29:29,245 Oh, shut the fuck-- 654 00:29:29,289 --> 00:29:30,681 -Oh, look who it is. -Oh, jeez. 655 00:29:30,725 --> 00:29:33,554 Rebecca Chambers of WBSC, reporting live 656 00:29:33,597 --> 00:29:37,340 on scene where we have Heather Duprey 657 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:41,736 of the struggling WGRB. 658 00:29:41,780 --> 00:29:43,477 Now, can you tell me, Miss Duprey, 659 00:29:43,520 --> 00:29:47,568 what does it feel like to be the sole ambassador 660 00:29:47,611 --> 00:29:50,049 of Gags Watch? 661 00:29:50,092 --> 00:29:54,053 -Just stop. -Hmm, "Just stop." 662 00:29:54,096 --> 00:29:56,359 Well, you heard it here first, folks. 663 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:58,666 Heather Duprey, first on the beat 664 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,712 is going to, well, stop. 665 00:30:01,756 --> 00:30:03,018 Details at 10. 666 00:30:03,062 --> 00:30:05,020 Hmm, typical Channel 3, coming here 667 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,761 for my sloppy seconds. 668 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:10,025 Damn girl, clearly someone can't handle 669 00:30:10,069 --> 00:30:11,810 a little friendly rivalry? 670 00:30:11,853 --> 00:30:13,115 Oh, could this night get any worse? 671 00:30:13,159 --> 00:30:15,422 I feel like my head is gonna blow. 672 00:30:15,465 --> 00:30:16,858 Make sure you're rolling, Cody. 673 00:30:16,902 --> 00:30:18,164 Wouldn't wanna miss this. 674 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:20,644 Ah, okay, okay. 675 00:30:20,688 --> 00:30:23,125 Calm down, we'll let you be. 676 00:30:23,169 --> 00:30:24,648 Good luck tonight. 677 00:30:24,692 --> 00:30:26,389 Make sure to keep that positive attitude 678 00:30:26,433 --> 00:30:27,782 of yours going strong. 679 00:30:29,001 --> 00:30:31,220 -Bye, Dale. -Bye, Bec. 680 00:30:31,264 --> 00:30:33,179 -Later, Cody. -[Cody] Later, man. 681 00:30:33,222 --> 00:30:35,355 -What was that? -What was what? 682 00:30:35,398 --> 00:30:37,009 Bye, Dale. Oh, bye, Bec. 683 00:30:37,052 --> 00:30:39,489 -Later, Cody. -Oh, come on. 684 00:30:39,533 --> 00:30:42,275 Wait, are you and Miss WBSC fuck-- 685 00:30:42,318 --> 00:30:44,843 Yes, I heard that, so game on. 686 00:30:46,105 --> 00:30:48,890 [Chris] Hey, look who showed up. 687 00:30:48,934 --> 00:30:50,152 Oh, yeah, and we were starting to think 688 00:30:50,196 --> 00:30:52,067 you got booked by your mom-- 689 00:30:52,111 --> 00:30:54,548 -Thanks for waiting on me. -Uh-huh? 690 00:30:54,591 --> 00:30:55,984 Yeah, I could have bolted a lot sooner 691 00:30:56,028 --> 00:30:57,507 when the cops showed. 692 00:30:57,551 --> 00:30:58,900 I was looking for you. 693 00:30:58,944 --> 00:31:00,684 Come on, you don't have to worry about me. 694 00:31:00,728 --> 00:31:02,121 [Chris] Yeah, and we were pretty sure your mom 695 00:31:02,164 --> 00:31:03,687 would just bail you out again. 696 00:31:03,731 --> 00:31:05,385 All right, it's stepmom. 697 00:31:05,428 --> 00:31:06,777 You know, and speaking of which, 698 00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:08,736 she is fucking hot in that uniform. 699 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:11,913 I mean, your dad must love 'em young and exotic. 700 00:31:11,957 --> 00:31:13,654 Tyler, shut up. 701 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,438 Just take me to my car. 702 00:31:15,482 --> 00:31:17,266 Yeah, Sara, it's not even nine o'clock, 703 00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:18,833 you can't go home yet. 704 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:21,183 What, this party's busted. 705 00:31:21,227 --> 00:31:22,793 What is there to do? 706 00:31:22,837 --> 00:31:24,230 We're just gonna stay in the street and drink beer 707 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,666 that Tyler stole from his dad all night? 708 00:31:25,709 --> 00:31:26,928 Yeah, we did that. 709 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:28,495 We're currently doing that. 710 00:31:28,538 --> 00:31:30,149 But you know what, we were talking about it. 711 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,281 The most fun that we had all night 712 00:31:32,325 --> 00:31:34,762 was scaring everyone at that party, dude. 713 00:31:34,805 --> 00:31:38,113 I mean, like, we need to take advantage of this right now. 714 00:31:38,157 --> 00:31:40,159 You make such a convincing Gags. 715 00:31:40,202 --> 00:31:41,551 [Sara] I don't know about that. 716 00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,902 Hell yeah, I do. 717 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:47,079 And I'm just saying, Liz damn near shit her pants. 718 00:31:47,122 --> 00:31:50,343 And this whole city is about to do the same thing, 719 00:31:50,386 --> 00:31:52,693 so let's just have a little bit of fun with this, dude. 720 00:31:52,736 --> 00:31:54,651 [Chris] I second this idea. 721 00:31:54,695 --> 00:31:56,915 Yeah, well, you guys go have fun. 722 00:31:56,958 --> 00:31:58,481 I still wanna go home. 723 00:31:58,525 --> 00:32:00,005 [Chris] But Sara, we need you to be our third. 724 00:32:00,048 --> 00:32:01,832 Who's gonna record everything? 725 00:32:01,876 --> 00:32:03,008 [pop music playing over radio] 726 00:32:03,051 --> 00:32:04,661 Traitor. 727 00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,054 -Uh... -Three letters. 728 00:32:09,014 --> 00:32:10,580 I was going to say Benedict Arnold. 729 00:32:10,624 --> 00:32:12,974 That's way too many, far more than three. 730 00:32:13,018 --> 00:32:15,324 I'm just looking, something traitor... 731 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:18,893 Ron... 732 00:32:18,937 --> 00:32:21,417 Oh, oh, get this, look at this guy! 733 00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,854 -Look at this guy! -Oh, my God. 734 00:32:23,898 --> 00:32:25,900 -You are fucking kidding. -[Dale laughing] 735 00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:30,731 [Dale] Oh, he's going down. He's gonna-- Oh, and he went! 736 00:32:30,774 --> 00:32:34,169 -Whoa, buddy, oh, oh! -[Dale] We gotta interview him about Gags! 737 00:32:34,213 --> 00:32:35,866 Can we please interview him? 738 00:32:35,910 --> 00:32:37,433 This is exactly what Ron deserves. 739 00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,523 [Dale laughing] 740 00:32:40,567 --> 00:32:43,744 Green Bay, you never cease to amaze me. 741 00:32:43,787 --> 00:32:45,920 Dude is just wrecked. 742 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:48,401 Well, what exactly did you have in mind? 743 00:32:48,444 --> 00:32:49,837 We're just gonna go to random houses 744 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:52,100 and throw water balloons at 'em? 745 00:32:52,144 --> 00:32:53,362 No. 746 00:32:53,406 --> 00:32:55,364 We're gonna go downtown. 747 00:32:55,408 --> 00:32:57,018 We're gonna scare some real people. 748 00:32:57,062 --> 00:33:00,761 I mean, come on, he's on everybody's mind. 749 00:33:00,804 --> 00:33:02,893 We're just scaring them? 750 00:33:02,937 --> 00:33:04,634 Yeah. 751 00:33:04,678 --> 00:33:07,028 [Chris] But it's going to be awesome. 752 00:33:07,072 --> 00:33:08,160 Are you in? 753 00:33:11,076 --> 00:33:12,338 Fine, I'm in. 754 00:33:12,381 --> 00:33:13,513 [Chris] Yes. 755 00:33:14,644 --> 00:33:17,473 [dispatcher] Unit 1-62 and unit 1-83, 756 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,780 respond to the address 1120... 757 00:33:19,823 --> 00:33:21,521 [male cop] Good evening, ma'am. I'm responding to a phone call. 758 00:33:21,564 --> 00:33:24,132 It's my daughter. She's-- She's-- 759 00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:25,699 I don't know what's gotten into her, 760 00:33:25,742 --> 00:33:27,744 but she's not herself, something's wrong. 761 00:33:27,788 --> 00:33:28,963 The cops are here. 762 00:33:30,747 --> 00:33:32,488 Okay. Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to tell me 763 00:33:32,532 --> 00:33:34,055 who's all in the house. 764 00:33:34,099 --> 00:33:36,579 Oh, it's just me and my two daughters, 765 00:33:36,623 --> 00:33:38,842 Genna and my oldest daughter Erin, 766 00:33:38,886 --> 00:33:41,541 who's locked herself in here and won't come out. 767 00:33:41,584 --> 00:33:44,065 Okay, just the facts, tell me what's going on. 768 00:33:45,849 --> 00:33:48,809 Erin, she came home early. 769 00:33:48,852 --> 00:33:52,421 Her and her two friends went out looking for that damn clown. 770 00:33:52,465 --> 00:33:54,467 She wasn't feeling good and she was covered 771 00:33:54,510 --> 00:33:55,816 in some sort of white powder. 772 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,035 That was cocaine. 773 00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:58,732 Shut up, Genna. 774 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,301 I didn't put much thought into it, 775 00:34:02,344 --> 00:34:07,741 but then she went into this trance 776 00:34:07,784 --> 00:34:10,526 and she was holding scissors in her hand 777 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:14,878 and she looked at me like she wanted to hurt me. 778 00:34:14,922 --> 00:34:16,837 She's been here ever since. 779 00:34:16,880 --> 00:34:18,882 -May I? -Yeah. 780 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:22,669 [tense theme playing] 781 00:34:22,712 --> 00:34:25,541 -[knocking] -Hey, Erin? 782 00:34:25,585 --> 00:34:28,327 It's Officer Jacobs from the Green Bay Police Department. 783 00:34:32,809 --> 00:34:34,855 Why don't you come out here so we can talk for a bit? 784 00:34:36,813 --> 00:34:38,250 [clanking] 785 00:34:38,293 --> 00:34:39,773 Did she have the scissors with her when she went in? 786 00:34:39,816 --> 00:34:41,731 -Yes. -Hey, Erin? 787 00:34:41,775 --> 00:34:43,516 Hey, you're worrying your mother. 788 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:44,865 Yeah, I'm gonna come in and check on you, 789 00:34:44,908 --> 00:34:46,736 just make sure everything's okay, all right? 790 00:34:47,737 --> 00:34:49,609 [water running] 791 00:34:49,652 --> 00:34:51,089 -[slamming] -[Mom gasps] 792 00:34:52,916 --> 00:34:55,223 Jesus, kid, you're gonna have to let me in. 793 00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:59,227 Unit 1-19, I'm gonna need immediate assistance 794 00:34:59,271 --> 00:35:01,447 on that 10-16 on Baird Street. 795 00:35:01,490 --> 00:35:03,405 -[Mom] Oh! Oh, my God! -[Genna screaming] 796 00:35:06,887 --> 00:35:10,108 [man on speaker] Okay, pull up to the next window. 797 00:35:14,982 --> 00:35:16,157 Want one? 798 00:35:16,201 --> 00:35:18,246 No, keep those away from me, I told you. 799 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:24,122 [cell phone ringing] 800 00:35:26,341 --> 00:35:29,127 Ugh. Ron, no thank you. 801 00:35:29,170 --> 00:35:30,606 Really, you're not gonna answer that? 802 00:35:30,650 --> 00:35:32,782 No. I'm not in the mood for his crap. 803 00:35:32,826 --> 00:35:35,307 Well, you know he can see you, right? 804 00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,396 I'm not in the mood for your crap, Ron. 805 00:35:39,311 --> 00:35:40,964 He doesn't have anything worthwhile for us, 806 00:35:41,008 --> 00:35:42,140 you know that. 807 00:35:44,272 --> 00:35:45,273 [phone vibrating] 808 00:35:45,317 --> 00:35:46,448 -Ugh. -Jeez. 809 00:35:50,060 --> 00:35:51,366 Oh. 810 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:53,673 Don't. 811 00:35:53,716 --> 00:35:55,457 I mean, now I'm supposed to ignore him too? 812 00:35:55,501 --> 00:35:56,719 Dale! 813 00:35:56,763 --> 00:35:58,156 Don't, don't, don't. 814 00:36:01,115 --> 00:36:03,378 Hey, Ron. 815 00:36:03,422 --> 00:36:05,075 Yeah, she is, right next to me. 816 00:36:06,251 --> 00:36:07,339 Yeah, hold on one sec. 817 00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:10,820 Okay, you are good, Ron. 818 00:36:12,039 --> 00:36:13,475 [Ron on speaker] Heather. 819 00:36:13,519 --> 00:36:15,260 Hey, Ron, I must have just missed your call. 820 00:36:15,303 --> 00:36:16,696 Sorry about that. 821 00:36:16,739 --> 00:36:18,567 Yeah, just stop right there. 822 00:36:18,611 --> 00:36:21,135 I don't care to hear it. How's your assignment? 823 00:36:21,179 --> 00:36:23,964 Uh, it's going fine. 824 00:36:24,007 --> 00:36:25,879 We interviewed everyone you requested 825 00:36:25,922 --> 00:36:28,621 and now we're just waiting for the next big break. 826 00:36:28,664 --> 00:36:30,884 Oh, the next big break, huh? 827 00:36:30,927 --> 00:36:33,974 Great. You remember that nutjob Charles Wright 828 00:36:34,017 --> 00:36:35,410 from the Wright Stuff Podcast? 829 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,370 Is that the guy we interviewed last fall 830 00:36:38,413 --> 00:36:39,849 when the NRA came into town? 831 00:36:39,893 --> 00:36:41,851 Yeah, exactly. 832 00:36:41,895 --> 00:36:43,592 Looks like he's out there conducting 833 00:36:43,636 --> 00:36:45,638 his own clown hunt tonight. 834 00:36:45,681 --> 00:36:48,945 He asked if people wanted him to enforce "vigilante justice," 835 00:36:48,989 --> 00:36:51,121 since the GBPD aren't doing enough, 836 00:36:51,165 --> 00:36:52,775 according to him. 837 00:36:52,819 --> 00:36:55,169 Wait, you mean that he's gonna...? 838 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:56,997 Yeah, he's out there looking for Gags 839 00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,564 and he's gonna put an end to him. 840 00:36:58,607 --> 00:37:00,000 He began posting Facebook Live videos 841 00:37:00,043 --> 00:37:01,828 over an hour ago. 842 00:37:01,871 --> 00:37:05,223 Holy shit, yes, this is exactly what we needed, yes! 843 00:37:05,266 --> 00:37:08,704 Yeah, you're right, this is exactly what we needed. 844 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:11,664 So tell me, why in the fuck did Rebecca Chambers 845 00:37:11,707 --> 00:37:15,233 just announce that WBSC exclusive interview with him? 846 00:37:15,276 --> 00:37:16,712 Wait, what did you just say? 847 00:37:16,756 --> 00:37:18,932 Oh, you heard me. 848 00:37:18,975 --> 00:37:20,934 What I wanna know is how in the hell 849 00:37:20,977 --> 00:37:23,458 did you miss the biggest break in the Gags story? 850 00:37:23,502 --> 00:37:26,287 Are you even paying attention to what you're doing out there? 851 00:37:26,331 --> 00:37:28,550 Don't you put this on me, okay? 852 00:37:28,594 --> 00:37:31,031 I have done every single one of your pathetic fucknut interviews. 853 00:37:31,074 --> 00:37:32,946 Who the fuck was that Ed Gein motherfucker 854 00:37:32,989 --> 00:37:34,382 at the antique store? 855 00:37:34,426 --> 00:37:35,775 These pieces aren't news, Ron, 856 00:37:35,818 --> 00:37:37,255 they're a goddamn joke. 857 00:37:37,298 --> 00:37:38,908 You wanna tell me about what is 858 00:37:38,952 --> 00:37:41,650 and isn't news, sure, go ahead, fine. 859 00:37:41,694 --> 00:37:43,304 Clearly you can't tell what real news is 860 00:37:43,348 --> 00:37:44,914 even when there's some wannabe Batman 861 00:37:44,958 --> 00:37:47,308 running around Green Bay hunting a clown. 862 00:37:47,352 --> 00:37:49,789 Somehow that didn't show up on your radar, huh? 863 00:37:49,832 --> 00:37:53,096 So please, go on, Heather, enlighten me. 864 00:37:53,140 --> 00:37:56,012 I did the best I could with what you gave me. 865 00:37:56,056 --> 00:37:58,058 Hell, I didn't even want Gags Watch. 866 00:37:58,101 --> 00:38:01,061 Good. 'Cause you're not on it anymore. 867 00:38:01,104 --> 00:38:02,932 Excuse me? 868 00:38:02,976 --> 00:38:04,673 I've had enough of your attitude 869 00:38:04,717 --> 00:38:07,633 and having WBSC snatch up the exclusives 870 00:38:07,676 --> 00:38:10,810 without you even being aware of the situation. 871 00:38:10,853 --> 00:38:12,638 It's a pretty big fuckup. 872 00:38:12,681 --> 00:38:14,988 You're officially off the assignment. 873 00:38:15,031 --> 00:38:19,079 Uh, wait, I'm sure we can work something out, guys. 874 00:38:19,122 --> 00:38:21,386 It's too late. I already gave it to Nathan. 875 00:38:21,429 --> 00:38:22,691 Nathan? 876 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,345 Yes, Nathan. 877 00:38:24,389 --> 00:38:26,129 No, you cannot do this to me. 878 00:38:26,173 --> 00:38:27,870 I worked my ass off for you. 879 00:38:27,914 --> 00:38:30,046 I can do this, Heather. 880 00:38:30,090 --> 00:38:31,744 And I just did. 881 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:34,137 Go home. You're done for now. 882 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:36,226 But first, bring back my fucking truck. 883 00:38:36,270 --> 00:38:37,532 [call beeps off] 884 00:38:38,533 --> 00:38:39,534 [screams] 885 00:38:39,578 --> 00:38:41,580 [urgent TV news theme playing] 886 00:38:44,626 --> 00:38:46,149 Good evening, Green Bay. 887 00:38:46,193 --> 00:38:49,327 I'm Rebecca Chambers reporting live for WBSC. 888 00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:52,373 And we are proud to report a fascinating development 889 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:56,159 in a story that has been in the news this past week. 890 00:38:56,203 --> 00:38:58,423 You better believe I'm gonna act on my God-given right 891 00:38:58,466 --> 00:39:02,122 to defend myself and put two slugs in his [beep] lungs. 892 00:39:02,165 --> 00:39:05,125 And the GBPD can hold me accountable all they want. 893 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,345 'Cause guess what, I hold myself accountable. 894 00:39:07,388 --> 00:39:10,348 Charles Wright, host of the Wright Stuff Podcast, 895 00:39:10,391 --> 00:39:13,176 has opted to take to the streets 896 00:39:13,220 --> 00:39:16,179 in an effort to find Gags the Clown. 897 00:39:16,223 --> 00:39:19,705 To him, the joke has gone on for far too long 898 00:39:19,748 --> 00:39:22,316 and he is not laughing anymore. 899 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,754 [Charles] Rebecca, Americans have to take our country back 900 00:39:25,798 --> 00:39:28,540 and Charles Wright is here to set an example for you all. 901 00:39:28,583 --> 00:39:32,021 Some may say, including yours truly, 902 00:39:32,065 --> 00:39:36,025 that you're taking this a little too seriously. 903 00:39:36,069 --> 00:39:39,289 Oh, am I? That's hilarious, because for the last week 904 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:40,900 all I've been hearing from you 905 00:39:40,943 --> 00:39:42,858 and all the other crony news stations 906 00:39:42,902 --> 00:39:44,599 is Gags, Gags, Gags. 907 00:39:44,643 --> 00:39:47,167 So if anything, my seriousness in the matter 908 00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:48,429 is thanks to you. 909 00:39:48,473 --> 00:39:50,039 [Rebecca] Well, for all we know, 910 00:39:50,083 --> 00:39:53,478 this can be someone's idea of a prank. 911 00:39:53,521 --> 00:39:55,393 That's right, it could be a prank. 912 00:39:55,436 --> 00:39:57,046 It could be a publicity stunt. 913 00:39:57,090 --> 00:39:59,048 It could be for some dumb horror movie 914 00:39:59,092 --> 00:40:00,267 nobody's ever gonna see. 915 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:01,660 That doesn't change the fact 916 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:03,836 that he's out there soliciting terror. 917 00:40:03,879 --> 00:40:06,621 [Rebecca] So Gags the clown is a terrorist? 918 00:40:06,665 --> 00:40:08,667 That is exactly what I'm saying. 919 00:40:08,710 --> 00:40:10,625 Look, he's not your just standard 920 00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:14,107 garden variety ISIS jihad terrorist. 921 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,152 You know, instead of hiding behind a beard and a turban, 922 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:18,198 he's hiding behind a clown mask. 923 00:40:18,241 --> 00:40:20,461 But in the end, he's still a terrorist. 924 00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,681 -[man] Get him, Rock. Get the clown. -[dog barking] 925 00:40:22,724 --> 00:40:24,247 Get the clown, there's a good boy. 926 00:40:24,291 --> 00:40:25,684 [Rebecca] ...it seems as if nobody's... 927 00:40:25,727 --> 00:40:26,685 -...been able to find... -[man] Good boy, Rock. 928 00:40:26,728 --> 00:40:28,208 Gags the Clown. 929 00:40:28,251 --> 00:40:31,341 What makes you think that you will? 930 00:40:31,385 --> 00:40:34,083 Not everybody was a Marine for seven years. 931 00:40:34,127 --> 00:40:36,172 Not everybody has the knowledge that I have. 932 00:40:36,216 --> 00:40:38,348 Look, I'm a trained soldier. 933 00:40:38,392 --> 00:40:40,350 Hey, you sure you don't wanna watch this? 934 00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,788 [Heather] Goddamn van, right, you piece of shit. 935 00:40:42,831 --> 00:40:45,181 We'll take that as a no. 936 00:40:45,225 --> 00:40:47,488 See, Gags isn't some punk high schooler 937 00:40:47,532 --> 00:40:49,142 with nothing better to do. 938 00:40:49,185 --> 00:40:51,753 You could tell he's got a plan of some sort. 939 00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:53,886 And I am gonna foil that plan. 940 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:56,236 Her hair is stunning. 941 00:40:57,150 --> 00:40:58,847 What will you do? 942 00:40:58,891 --> 00:41:01,589 I will exercise any and all of my God-given rights 943 00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:03,069 as an American. 944 00:41:03,112 --> 00:41:05,811 [man] Oh, my God, this guy is such a-- 945 00:41:05,854 --> 00:41:08,422 I don't believe him for a second, okay? 946 00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:11,251 ...because Charles Wright is looking for you. 947 00:41:11,294 --> 00:41:13,166 Coming for you, pal! 948 00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:15,647 And there you have it. I'm Rebecca Chambers. 949 00:41:15,690 --> 00:41:18,432 Make sure to stay tuned to WBSC 950 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:22,262 for more exclusive coverage of Gags Hunt. 951 00:41:22,305 --> 00:41:23,872 [urgent TV news theme playing] 952 00:41:27,833 --> 00:41:29,617 [Rebecca] Thanks, Charles, you did great! 953 00:41:31,837 --> 00:41:34,579 It's just a guy in a clown suit. 954 00:41:34,622 --> 00:41:37,669 -You two know that, right? -[Wayne] Listen up, toots. 955 00:41:37,712 --> 00:41:40,149 You just do what you do, let us do what we do, okay? 956 00:41:40,193 --> 00:41:43,457 -Toots? -Stay pretty in front of the camera. 957 00:41:43,501 --> 00:41:45,720 You two have a good night. 958 00:41:45,764 --> 00:41:47,374 [Charles chuckles] Thanks, we will. 959 00:41:49,507 --> 00:41:51,596 [female operator on phone] 911, what's your emergency? 960 00:41:51,639 --> 00:41:53,467 [woman on phone] Yeah, I was just chased up the stairs 961 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:55,513 to my apartment by a person dressed like a clown. 962 00:41:55,556 --> 00:41:57,253 And now he's just standing outside my front door. 963 00:41:57,297 --> 00:41:58,733 [operator] Are you inside the apartment now 964 00:41:58,777 --> 00:42:00,648 and are your doors locked? 965 00:42:00,692 --> 00:42:02,258 [woman] Yeah, but he's just standing there and he won't leave. 966 00:42:02,302 --> 00:42:03,651 [operator] What's your address? 967 00:42:03,695 --> 00:42:05,566 [woman] 1506 Adams Street, apartment seven. 968 00:42:05,610 --> 00:42:07,394 [operator] Do you know this person? 969 00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,614 [woman] No. Well, I don't know. He's wearing a clown mask. 970 00:42:09,657 --> 00:42:11,485 [operator] Has the individual threatened you? 971 00:42:11,529 --> 00:42:13,226 [woman] I consider being chased by a clown 972 00:42:13,269 --> 00:42:14,619 threatening, don't you? 973 00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:19,058 [Chris laughing] Oh, man! He's totally booking it. 974 00:42:19,101 --> 00:42:20,363 [Sara] A shopping cart! 975 00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:24,498 [Tyler] Holy shit. 976 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,326 And you wanted to go home. 977 00:42:26,369 --> 00:42:28,284 [Sara] Hey, I stayed out, didn't I? 978 00:42:30,635 --> 00:42:32,593 [elevator bell dings] 979 00:42:32,637 --> 00:42:34,726 [women both gasp] 980 00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:36,728 [woman] Close the doors! Close 'em! 981 00:42:36,771 --> 00:42:39,034 Close 'em! Go, go, go. 982 00:42:39,078 --> 00:42:41,559 -Go, go, go, go. -[clown] Bye, ladies. 983 00:42:44,300 --> 00:42:46,476 [ship horn blaring] 984 00:42:46,520 --> 00:42:48,348 [Sara and Tyler mumbling] 985 00:42:50,219 --> 00:42:53,571 [Sara and Tyler laughing] 986 00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:06,018 This shit. 987 00:43:06,061 --> 00:43:07,628 [police siren blaring in distance] 988 00:43:07,672 --> 00:43:09,412 It's too fucking easy. 989 00:43:14,809 --> 00:43:16,419 [Tyler] Sara. Sara, look. 990 00:43:16,463 --> 00:43:17,725 -[Sara] Oh my, look at-- -[Tyler] Yeah. 991 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:19,031 [both laugh quietly] 992 00:43:22,338 --> 00:43:25,080 Jeez! Are you fucking kidding me? 993 00:43:25,124 --> 00:43:26,429 -After the day I had? -Chris. 994 00:43:26,473 --> 00:43:28,431 You're gonna pull this shit on me? 995 00:43:28,475 --> 00:43:30,433 [Tyler] Chris, get back in the fucking car. Chris, Chris, what the fuck? 996 00:43:30,477 --> 00:43:32,000 Oh, fuck. 997 00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:34,089 -[man screaming] -[honking] 998 00:43:34,133 --> 00:43:36,352 -[Chris] Go, go, go! -I'm going! 999 00:43:37,310 --> 00:43:39,573 Oh, my God. 1000 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,880 Dude, that guy just almost kicked your ass. 1001 00:43:41,923 --> 00:43:44,926 Dude, Chris. Chris, are you okay? 1002 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,411 [laughing] 1003 00:43:51,454 --> 00:43:52,499 [horn squeaks] 1004 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:53,543 Fucking punks! 1005 00:43:55,545 --> 00:43:57,722 It doesn't matter who Gags is. 1006 00:43:57,765 --> 00:44:00,463 That's what everybody wants us to be worried about. 1007 00:44:00,507 --> 00:44:02,988 But I tell you what, Gags is just a distraction 1008 00:44:03,031 --> 00:44:04,598 from the real issues. 1009 00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,991 That's the problem with what's going on 1010 00:44:06,034 --> 00:44:07,427 with the media right now, 1011 00:44:07,470 --> 00:44:09,864 is that they wanna focus on these distractions, 1012 00:44:09,908 --> 00:44:12,258 these entertainments, instead of talking 1013 00:44:12,301 --> 00:44:13,738 about the real issues. 1014 00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:19,352 Unit 1-12, 10-23 going in for a closer look. 1015 00:44:19,395 --> 00:44:21,833 [dispatcher] Copy, 1-12. 1016 00:44:21,876 --> 00:44:23,835 All available units, Green Bay Memorial Hospital 1017 00:44:23,878 --> 00:44:25,706 is in need of some serious assistance. 1018 00:44:25,750 --> 00:44:27,839 Staff seems overwhelmed, please advise. 1019 00:44:29,101 --> 00:44:31,407 [tense theme playing] 1020 00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:34,323 [male cop on radio] Um, we're overwhelmed, what's their excuse? 1021 00:44:36,369 --> 00:44:37,805 [dispatcher] They only have two security guards 1022 00:44:37,849 --> 00:44:39,720 on duty right now. 1023 00:44:41,461 --> 00:44:44,029 [police radio chatter] 1024 00:44:46,945 --> 00:44:48,990 [Chrissy] Forced entry on front door. 1025 00:44:49,034 --> 00:44:50,470 [dispatcher] Copy, 1-12. 1026 00:44:52,211 --> 00:44:54,430 10-90 currently in progress at Gather Restaurant 1027 00:44:54,474 --> 00:44:56,737 on Broadway. Be informed-- 1028 00:44:56,781 --> 00:44:58,478 [Chrissy] You sweep right, I'll take the left. 1029 00:44:58,521 --> 00:44:59,697 [Jake] Copy that. 1030 00:45:01,524 --> 00:45:03,875 [tense theme playing] 1031 00:45:31,424 --> 00:45:32,555 [Jake] I got something here. 1032 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,777 [ominous theme playing] 1033 00:45:43,784 --> 00:45:45,612 [metallic banging in distance] 1034 00:45:45,655 --> 00:45:48,441 [Chrissy] This is the Green Bay Police Department! 1035 00:45:48,484 --> 00:45:52,358 If anyone is here, you need to make yourself known! 1036 00:46:01,715 --> 00:46:03,151 [banging continues] 1037 00:46:03,195 --> 00:46:04,979 [Jake] Ah, goddamn it. 1038 00:46:16,121 --> 00:46:19,124 [Chrissy] This is the Green Bay Police Department. 1039 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:21,691 Raise your hand and get down on your knees. 1040 00:46:24,869 --> 00:46:27,306 Sir, this is the police! 1041 00:46:28,655 --> 00:46:31,745 Put your hands in the air and get down on your knees. 1042 00:46:31,789 --> 00:46:33,225 [Jake] Do what she says, man! 1043 00:46:35,967 --> 00:46:37,446 [Chrissy] Sir? 1044 00:46:37,490 --> 00:46:39,797 [Jake] You wanna do this the easy way or the hard way? 1045 00:46:41,886 --> 00:46:44,236 [Chrissy] Sir, this is the police. 1046 00:46:44,279 --> 00:46:46,760 [Jake] Jesus Christ. 1047 00:46:46,804 --> 00:46:48,109 [Chrissy] Drop your weapon... 1048 00:46:48,153 --> 00:46:49,371 -and get down on the ground now! -Don't do it. 1049 00:46:49,415 --> 00:46:50,720 -Stop! -I will not-- 1050 00:46:50,764 --> 00:46:51,896 [gunshot] 1051 00:46:53,854 --> 00:46:56,683 -[Jake] Chrissy, you all right? -[Chrissy] I'm fine. 1052 00:46:58,032 --> 00:47:00,078 [Jake] What the hell is wrong with him? 1053 00:47:00,121 --> 00:47:02,602 [Chrissy] He's dead, that's what's wrong with him. 1054 00:47:02,645 --> 00:47:05,431 Oh, what the hell was he doing to himself? 1055 00:47:05,474 --> 00:47:08,303 [Jake] I've seen a lot of things in my day, 1056 00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:09,870 but nothing like that. 1057 00:47:13,352 --> 00:47:16,529 [Chrissy] Unit 1-12. Shots fired, suspect down. 1058 00:47:16,572 --> 00:47:18,183 Paramedics required immediately. 1059 00:47:20,011 --> 00:47:21,229 [Jake] You gotta be kidding me. 1060 00:47:21,273 --> 00:47:22,622 [ominous circus theme playing] 1061 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,450 Fuck! 1062 00:47:24,493 --> 00:47:26,365 You said he was dead! 1063 00:47:26,408 --> 00:47:29,194 [Chrissy] His vitals were gone. 1064 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:31,587 -[Jake] Where are you going? -[Chrissy] After him. 1065 00:47:31,631 --> 00:47:33,546 Meet me out front! 1066 00:47:33,589 --> 00:47:34,808 [Jake] Shit! 1067 00:47:47,516 --> 00:47:49,867 [tense theme playing] 1068 00:48:03,271 --> 00:48:04,925 You recording? 1069 00:48:04,969 --> 00:48:06,753 [Sara] For the ninth time, yes. 1070 00:48:06,796 --> 00:48:07,885 Do something already. 1071 00:48:11,192 --> 00:48:12,933 Oh, ho, ho, impressive. 1072 00:48:12,977 --> 00:48:13,978 [Tyler] You guys! 1073 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:17,895 I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. 1074 00:48:17,938 --> 00:48:19,679 -[Sara] What? -Boom. 1075 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,768 [Sara chuckles] No way, they won't let us in. 1076 00:48:21,811 --> 00:48:24,205 Why not? I mean, it's a carnival. 1077 00:48:24,249 --> 00:48:25,554 What better place to mess with people 1078 00:48:25,598 --> 00:48:26,991 dressed in a clown costume, right? 1079 00:48:27,034 --> 00:48:28,557 What's going on? 1080 00:48:28,601 --> 00:48:30,951 Dude, we're going to the fairgrounds. 1081 00:48:30,995 --> 00:48:32,779 -Fuck yes. -[laughs] Yeah... 1082 00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:33,954 [Sara] No, absolutely not. 1083 00:48:33,998 --> 00:48:36,261 Guys, we are not going to the carnival. 1084 00:48:37,740 --> 00:48:38,916 -[both laughing] -Okay. 1085 00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:41,527 [Sara] Guys! 1086 00:48:41,570 --> 00:48:43,442 Ugh, I hate my friends. 1087 00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:44,443 Hate 'em. 1088 00:48:44,486 --> 00:48:45,705 [turn blinker clicking] 1089 00:48:45,748 --> 00:48:47,098 What are you doing? 1090 00:48:47,141 --> 00:48:48,577 Going back to the station. 1091 00:48:48,621 --> 00:48:50,797 -Keep driving. -Ron said we had to-- 1092 00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,799 I don't care what Ron says, this isn't over. 1093 00:48:52,842 --> 00:48:56,498 This isn't over? You wanted this over. 1094 00:48:56,542 --> 00:48:58,805 No more Gags Watch, you got your wish. 1095 00:48:58,848 --> 00:49:00,850 I don't understand why this isn't a good thing. 1096 00:49:00,894 --> 00:49:03,157 This Wright guy. 1097 00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:05,246 Do you think he'll find the clown? 1098 00:49:05,290 --> 00:49:07,422 Better yet, do you think he'd shoot him? 1099 00:49:07,466 --> 00:49:09,642 I don't know, Heather. 1100 00:49:09,685 --> 00:49:13,646 He's an entertainer, not a murderer. 1101 00:49:13,689 --> 00:49:16,301 I mean, you never can tell with these wacko conservatives. 1102 00:49:16,344 --> 00:49:17,737 One second they're praying, 1103 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:19,608 the next they're lynching gay people 1104 00:49:19,652 --> 00:49:21,871 and blowing up abortion clinics. 1105 00:49:21,915 --> 00:49:25,701 -I think he would. -Okay. And? 1106 00:49:25,745 --> 00:49:27,877 And that's the fucking story, Dale. 1107 00:49:27,921 --> 00:49:29,488 No one gave a damn about the clown. 1108 00:49:29,531 --> 00:49:32,273 He's standing around, people are taking pictures, big deal. 1109 00:49:32,317 --> 00:49:35,059 Someone with the intent of killing him, 1110 00:49:35,102 --> 00:49:36,756 that's a one-in-a-million exclusive. 1111 00:49:36,799 --> 00:49:38,932 That's worldwide news. 1112 00:49:38,976 --> 00:49:40,064 Bec already got the interview. 1113 00:49:40,107 --> 00:49:42,892 Gah, stop calling her Bec. Ugh. 1114 00:49:42,936 --> 00:49:44,720 She just interviewed the guy. 1115 00:49:44,764 --> 00:49:46,635 All right, let's find him. 1116 00:49:46,679 --> 00:49:48,550 Let's tail him, wait and see what he does. 1117 00:49:48,594 --> 00:49:50,378 If it's nothing, it's nothing. 1118 00:49:50,422 --> 00:49:52,293 We go home and we deal with Ron on Monday. 1119 00:49:52,337 --> 00:49:54,687 But if we catch this guy 1120 00:49:54,730 --> 00:49:56,428 in the act of killing, 1121 00:49:56,471 --> 00:49:58,038 or even threatening someone with a gun 1122 00:49:58,082 --> 00:49:59,518 because they're dressed like a clown, 1123 00:49:59,561 --> 00:50:02,260 both our careers skyrocket. 1124 00:50:02,303 --> 00:50:04,175 Ron said he wanted the van-- 1125 00:50:04,218 --> 00:50:07,047 -Ron wanted a Gags exclusive. -And it's my ass! 1126 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:09,180 And we can still deliver that. 1127 00:50:09,223 --> 00:50:11,704 Please. Please, please, please. 1128 00:50:14,098 --> 00:50:17,536 Goddamn it, Duprey, you're a bad influence. 1129 00:50:17,579 --> 00:50:19,059 Attaboy! 1130 00:50:19,103 --> 00:50:20,452 How you doing, folks? 1131 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:22,410 Charles Wright of the Wright Stuff Podcast 1132 00:50:22,454 --> 00:50:23,716 checking in with you. 1133 00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,283 We just caught wind of a new photo 1134 00:50:25,326 --> 00:50:27,067 going viral, taken when? 1135 00:50:27,111 --> 00:50:29,678 [Wayne] 22 minutes ago, Eastside Industrial Park. 1136 00:50:29,722 --> 00:50:31,028 Thank you, Wayne. 1137 00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:33,030 Now, scanner's been poppin' off all night 1138 00:50:33,073 --> 00:50:35,858 with pranks and copycats and what not. 1139 00:50:35,902 --> 00:50:37,295 But this photo looks legit 1140 00:50:37,338 --> 00:50:39,819 and the location fits our guy's MO. 1141 00:50:39,862 --> 00:50:41,429 So we're gonna head on over there, 1142 00:50:41,473 --> 00:50:43,823 we're gonna ditch the wheels and continue on foot. 1143 00:50:43,866 --> 00:50:45,216 Stay tuned. [clicks tongue] 1144 00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,871 I don't see him, where the hell is he? 1145 00:50:48,915 --> 00:50:50,308 [Sara] I'm telling you, he's gonna chicken out. 1146 00:50:50,351 --> 00:50:52,179 He's not gonna show. 1147 00:50:52,223 --> 00:50:53,485 I should have wore the damn thing. 1148 00:50:53,528 --> 00:50:54,747 [gaming bell sounds] 1149 00:50:54,790 --> 00:50:57,402 -[Sara] Heh, he did it. -[Tyler] Where? 1150 00:50:57,445 --> 00:50:59,056 -He's right over there. He-- -Where do you see him? 1151 00:50:59,926 --> 00:51:01,101 Where? 1152 00:51:01,145 --> 00:51:02,885 [Sara] I-- I just saw him. 1153 00:51:02,929 --> 00:51:04,887 [Tyler] Look, I don't see shit, okay? 1154 00:51:07,803 --> 00:51:10,067 [Sara] Wait, huh? Did that really just happen? 1155 00:51:11,329 --> 00:51:14,897 Hey. What are we looking at? 1156 00:51:14,941 --> 00:51:17,335 [Sara] Wait, weren't you just over there? 1157 00:51:17,378 --> 00:51:19,337 -There? -[Sara] Yeah, over there. 1158 00:51:19,380 --> 00:51:20,686 -No. -Dude. 1159 00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,951 -Hey. -What are you doing? 1160 00:51:24,994 --> 00:51:27,171 I'm eating cotton candy at a carnival. 1161 00:51:30,130 --> 00:51:31,827 They wouldn't let me in with the costume on, I'm sorry. 1162 00:51:31,871 --> 00:51:33,786 You jackass, man. I told you 1163 00:51:33,829 --> 00:51:35,788 to put the thing on after you came in here. 1164 00:51:38,443 --> 00:51:40,923 I know. Sorry. 1165 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:43,056 [Sara] So, what are we gonna do, 1166 00:51:43,100 --> 00:51:44,492 we're just gonna go? 1167 00:51:44,536 --> 00:51:46,146 No. 1168 00:51:46,190 --> 00:51:48,017 We're gonna go ride the Tilt-a-Whirl at least twice. 1169 00:51:48,061 --> 00:51:49,149 Yeah. 1170 00:51:49,193 --> 00:51:50,629 This dick shine here's paying for me. 1171 00:51:50,672 --> 00:51:52,283 -[Sara] Seriously? -Yeah, seriously. 1172 00:51:55,808 --> 00:51:58,463 This has to be related to the parking ramp. 1173 00:51:58,506 --> 00:52:01,379 -No shit? I'll be damned. -[police radio chatter] 1174 00:52:01,422 --> 00:52:03,294 Did you know they're not actual bath salts? 1175 00:52:03,337 --> 00:52:04,469 That's just slang. 1176 00:52:06,427 --> 00:52:07,994 I had no idea. 1177 00:52:08,037 --> 00:52:10,823 Detective Perkins. Officer Chrissy Renard here. 1178 00:52:10,866 --> 00:52:13,130 Have there been any developments to the homicide investigation 1179 00:52:13,173 --> 00:52:16,133 of the Pine Street parking ramp from earlier this evening? 1180 00:52:17,221 --> 00:52:19,962 We've just had an encounter with a suspect 1181 00:52:20,006 --> 00:52:24,097 who resembled a description from that one eyewitness we had. 1182 00:52:24,141 --> 00:52:26,882 Can't help but think they're connected. 1183 00:52:26,926 --> 00:52:30,190 Bath salts usually contain the cathinone 1184 00:52:30,234 --> 00:52:33,976 methylenedexa-- Wow. 1185 00:52:34,020 --> 00:52:35,674 No wonder why they just call them bath salts. 1186 00:52:35,717 --> 00:52:37,284 I can't pronounce any of these words. 1187 00:52:38,720 --> 00:52:40,113 Okay, thank you. 1188 00:52:49,078 --> 00:52:50,428 This is bigger than we thought. 1189 00:52:51,733 --> 00:52:52,952 What do we got? 1190 00:52:54,432 --> 00:52:56,564 I guess the hospitals have had a few patients tonight 1191 00:52:56,608 --> 00:52:59,872 who've had similar symptoms as to what we just witnessed. 1192 00:52:59,915 --> 00:53:04,616 Self mutilation, disorientation, hyperadrenal disorder. 1193 00:53:06,052 --> 00:53:08,359 So what is it, some kind of virus? 1194 00:53:09,360 --> 00:53:10,839 No idea. 1195 00:53:12,624 --> 00:53:14,147 They've all disappeared. 1196 00:53:17,106 --> 00:53:19,500 [tense theme playing] 1197 00:53:19,544 --> 00:53:20,632 [people screaming] 1198 00:53:20,675 --> 00:53:21,981 Oh, my God. 1199 00:53:23,112 --> 00:53:24,462 I hate you so much! 1200 00:53:33,688 --> 00:53:36,038 If you were a semi-delusional 1201 00:53:36,082 --> 00:53:38,780 conservative podcast host carrying a gun 1202 00:53:38,824 --> 00:53:41,914 looking for a clown, where would you be? 1203 00:53:44,133 --> 00:53:45,134 Church? 1204 00:53:46,484 --> 00:53:47,833 [Wayne] Hey, yo, hold up, 1205 00:53:47,876 --> 00:53:50,009 the picture was taken back there. 1206 00:53:50,052 --> 00:53:52,620 Right, that picture was posted 30 minutes ago. 1207 00:53:52,664 --> 00:53:54,143 He already got what he wanted. 1208 00:53:54,187 --> 00:53:56,407 Somebody snapped his picture, posted it online, 1209 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:58,017 give him his attention fix. 1210 00:53:58,060 --> 00:54:00,106 He's long gone. I'm interested in where he went. 1211 00:54:00,149 --> 00:54:01,803 [Wayne] Well, dude, come on, let's just take a look, huh? 1212 00:54:01,847 --> 00:54:03,501 I'm telling you, he's not there anymore, 1213 00:54:03,544 --> 00:54:05,111 you fucking idiot, let's go. 1214 00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:06,808 [Wayne] Hey, you better check your tone with me, Charles. 1215 00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:09,202 I'm not one of your pansy ass fanboys, you got me? 1216 00:54:11,596 --> 00:54:15,077 Okay. Here's why we're not going down that way. 1217 00:54:15,121 --> 00:54:17,906 'Cause it'd be a waste of time. Think about it. 1218 00:54:17,950 --> 00:54:21,867 He's always in one spot and then poof, gone. 1219 00:54:21,910 --> 00:54:24,609 Now, a guy dressed like that, he doesn't just disappear, 1220 00:54:24,652 --> 00:54:27,525 not with the attention he gets and the people looking for him. 1221 00:54:27,568 --> 00:54:30,354 So I figure he's gotta have a vehicle of some sort 1222 00:54:30,397 --> 00:54:32,225 or a mode of transportation, 1223 00:54:32,269 --> 00:54:35,054 so he can just jump in and take off without any hassle. 1224 00:54:35,097 --> 00:54:37,361 So that's what we're looking for, okay? 1225 00:54:38,710 --> 00:54:40,668 Remember, this is my show. 1226 00:54:40,712 --> 00:54:41,930 I'm driving this bitch. 1227 00:54:41,974 --> 00:54:43,280 You're just along for the ride. 1228 00:54:46,457 --> 00:54:47,719 [Wayne] Fucking asshole. 1229 00:54:47,762 --> 00:54:49,068 [Sara] You guys, what are we doing? 1230 00:54:49,111 --> 00:54:50,635 They're about to close. 1231 00:54:50,678 --> 00:54:53,681 -That's what we're doing, look. -[Sara] Really? 1232 00:54:53,725 --> 00:54:55,988 It's a black balloon. 1233 00:54:56,031 --> 00:54:57,946 You gotta get that for the costume. 1234 00:54:57,990 --> 00:55:00,035 You totally do, you gotta go. Go, go, go! 1235 00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,254 [Sara] But... 1236 00:55:06,346 --> 00:55:10,481 Look, this is a Gags original black balloon. 1237 00:55:10,524 --> 00:55:12,134 You gotta get a photo, you gotta get a photo. 1238 00:55:12,178 --> 00:55:13,919 -[Tyler] Totally on it. -[Sara] You don't know that. 1239 00:55:13,962 --> 00:55:15,399 [Sara] There are thousands of balloons here. 1240 00:55:15,442 --> 00:55:16,748 It could be anyone's. 1241 00:55:16,791 --> 00:55:19,228 Sara, can you just be happy for once 1242 00:55:19,272 --> 00:55:21,318 -for me and my new balloon? -[popping] 1243 00:55:21,361 --> 00:55:23,842 [Tyler and Sara laughing] 1244 00:55:23,885 --> 00:55:26,148 [Sara] What just happened? 1245 00:55:26,192 --> 00:55:27,628 Turn off the camera. 1246 00:55:27,672 --> 00:55:30,109 [ominous theme playing] 1247 00:55:31,632 --> 00:55:33,765 I said turn off the fucking camera! 1248 00:55:33,808 --> 00:55:36,202 What'd I tell you? Never the same place twice. 1249 00:55:36,245 --> 00:55:38,247 [Wayne] Wait, let me get it on camera. 1250 00:55:39,858 --> 00:55:41,947 [Wayne] Goddamn, that bastard's creepy. 1251 00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:45,167 Okay, go live. 1252 00:55:45,211 --> 00:55:46,952 -[Wayne] Now? -No, next month. 1253 00:55:46,995 --> 00:55:49,433 [Wayne] All right, give me a second. 1254 00:55:49,476 --> 00:55:51,652 Okay, we're live, go. 1255 00:55:51,696 --> 00:55:53,088 Boy, oh boy, folks. 1256 00:55:53,132 --> 00:55:54,960 Things are about to get exciting. 1257 00:55:55,003 --> 00:55:57,092 I'm standing here at the Eastside Industrial Park 1258 00:55:57,136 --> 00:55:58,442 just off of Quincy. 1259 00:55:58,485 --> 00:55:59,791 Guess who we just found. 1260 00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:05,231 [Wayne] Yeah, we found him, boy. 1261 00:56:05,274 --> 00:56:08,234 [Charles] Shh, of course we did. 1262 00:56:08,277 --> 00:56:10,192 Now, for all you viewers at home... 1263 00:56:10,236 --> 00:56:11,455 [Wayne] 1900 viewers, Charlie. 1264 00:56:11,498 --> 00:56:13,587 ...I swear to you on the Bible, 1265 00:56:13,631 --> 00:56:16,198 this is the real deal, folks. This is not staged. 1266 00:56:16,242 --> 00:56:17,896 [Wayne] 2000 viewers and counting. 1267 00:56:17,939 --> 00:56:20,115 This is Charles Wright with the Wright Stuff Podcast 1268 00:56:20,159 --> 00:56:22,509 coming to you live from Green Bay, Wisconsin, 1269 00:56:22,553 --> 00:56:24,772 taking matters into my own hands, 1270 00:56:24,816 --> 00:56:27,122 doing things the Wright way. 1271 00:56:27,166 --> 00:56:31,562 My city's clown problem ends tonight. You ready? 1272 00:56:31,605 --> 00:56:33,259 [Wayne] Hell yeah, let's do it. 1273 00:56:41,093 --> 00:56:43,965 [ominous theme playing] 1274 00:56:44,009 --> 00:56:48,187 Well, well, well... if it isn't Gags the Clown. 1275 00:56:49,667 --> 00:56:52,409 Pretty popular these days, aren't you? 1276 00:56:52,452 --> 00:56:54,236 Weren't too hard to track down though, 1277 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,890 if I may say so myself. 1278 00:56:58,023 --> 00:57:00,808 Listen, why don't you cut the act and come over here? 1279 00:57:00,852 --> 00:57:03,202 We'll have a little chat face to face. 1280 00:57:03,245 --> 00:57:06,335 No more balloons, no more bullshit. 1281 00:57:08,468 --> 00:57:10,731 Look, man... 1282 00:57:10,775 --> 00:57:14,387 this clown shit stops now, you hear me? 1283 00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,128 I'm not having it anymore. 1284 00:57:16,171 --> 00:57:19,174 My city ain't having it anymore. 1285 00:57:19,218 --> 00:57:22,264 You had your fun, got a bunch of people scared, 1286 00:57:22,308 --> 00:57:24,092 received all kinds of attention, 1287 00:57:24,136 --> 00:57:27,269 but this stops now! 1288 00:57:27,313 --> 00:57:29,097 So why don't you come on over here, 1289 00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:32,405 take off that fucking mask and go the fuck home! 1290 00:57:32,449 --> 00:57:35,190 [Wayne] Hey, we got 2500 viewers, Charlie. 1291 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:36,540 Hell, yeah. 1292 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,237 I'm not gonna ask you again. 1293 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,456 [Wayne] Draw it! 1294 00:57:42,371 --> 00:57:44,025 [Charles] You really wanna do this? 1295 00:57:46,375 --> 00:57:47,681 Goddamn it! 1296 00:57:47,725 --> 00:57:50,162 [Wayne] Shoot him, Charlie, shoot him! 1297 00:57:50,205 --> 00:57:51,816 This is your last chance! 1298 00:57:54,949 --> 00:57:56,647 [eerie circus music playing over speakers] 1299 00:57:56,690 --> 00:57:59,301 -What the hell is that, Wayne? -[Wayne] I-- I don't know. 1300 00:57:59,345 --> 00:58:00,912 Hey, where did he go? 1301 00:58:02,391 --> 00:58:05,394 He was right here, did he just run off? 1302 00:58:05,438 --> 00:58:07,571 [Wayne] Come on, man, you gotta find him! 1303 00:58:07,614 --> 00:58:09,398 Don't let him get away! 1304 00:58:12,358 --> 00:58:13,968 What the...? 1305 00:58:14,012 --> 00:58:15,579 Oh, man, come on! 1306 00:58:17,755 --> 00:58:19,278 You gotta be kidding me. 1307 00:58:19,321 --> 00:58:22,324 No, no, no, no. This doesn't make any fucking sense. 1308 00:58:22,368 --> 00:58:23,630 [Wayne] What's up? He couldn't just disappear. 1309 00:58:23,674 --> 00:58:24,936 Where'd he go? 1310 00:58:24,979 --> 00:58:26,938 [train horn blaring in distance] 1311 00:58:26,981 --> 00:58:28,243 Where was that music coming from? 1312 00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:29,418 [Wayne] I don't know. 1313 00:58:34,206 --> 00:58:35,381 We blew it. 1314 00:58:35,424 --> 00:58:38,210 [Wayne] No man. You blew it. 1315 00:58:38,253 --> 00:58:39,777 [dispatcher] Respond to the Vic Theatre. 1316 00:58:39,820 --> 00:58:42,954 Officer down, conscious, status unknown. 1317 00:58:42,997 --> 00:58:44,999 Last check in over 30 minutes. 1318 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:46,566 Squad GPS still showing up. 1319 00:58:46,610 --> 00:58:49,221 [Chris coughing and retching] 1320 00:58:56,489 --> 00:58:58,404 [Tyler] What the fuck?! 1321 00:58:58,447 --> 00:59:00,798 -[people chattering] -[man over P.A.] Please collect all... 1322 00:59:00,841 --> 00:59:02,321 -[Sara] What was that? -...your personal belongings... 1323 00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:04,497 Chris just puked up a gallon of Jaeger in the bathroom. 1324 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,238 [Sara] But you guys weren't drinking Jaeger. 1325 00:59:06,281 --> 00:59:08,762 Well, he clearly was. He just blew chunks all over the place. 1326 00:59:08,806 --> 00:59:11,199 I am posting this shit right now. 1327 00:59:11,243 --> 00:59:13,593 [Sara] Oh. Oh, is he okay? 1328 00:59:13,637 --> 00:59:15,464 Do I look like his doctor? 1329 00:59:15,508 --> 00:59:17,771 [Sara] Tyler Zepnick, world's best friend. 1330 00:59:18,642 --> 00:59:19,773 Whoa. 1331 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:22,994 You don't look so good. 1332 00:59:25,126 --> 00:59:26,737 Puke and rally, boy. 1333 00:59:26,780 --> 00:59:27,999 [Sara] Are you sure you're okay? 1334 00:59:28,042 --> 00:59:29,566 Do you want us to take you home? 1335 00:59:29,609 --> 00:59:31,959 Hey, guys, guys, check this out. 1336 00:59:32,003 --> 00:59:33,831 There's this guy, this crazy dude. 1337 00:59:33,874 --> 00:59:35,484 He's been hunting Gags all night 1338 00:59:35,528 --> 00:59:37,791 and apparently found him and then totally chickened out. 1339 00:59:37,835 --> 00:59:39,271 [Sara] What do you mean, hunting Gags? 1340 00:59:39,314 --> 00:59:41,578 -Who is he? -I don't know. 1341 00:59:41,621 --> 00:59:43,057 -Charles Wright. -[Sara] The podcast guy? 1342 00:59:43,101 --> 00:59:44,711 His video is everywhere. 1343 00:59:44,755 --> 00:59:46,539 [Charles on video] This is Charles Wright... 1344 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:48,062 -...Wright Stuff Podcast... -[Wayne] You reading the comments? 1345 00:59:48,106 --> 00:59:49,716 coming to you live from Green Bay, Wisconsin. 1346 00:59:49,760 --> 00:59:51,936 -Takin' matters into my own hands. -It's not good. 1347 00:59:51,979 --> 00:59:54,852 They're calling you a chump, you know that? 1348 00:59:54,895 --> 00:59:57,463 Just another coward who's all talk. 1349 00:59:57,506 --> 00:59:59,204 They don't even think you had the thing loaded. 1350 00:59:59,247 --> 01:00:00,597 I wasn't sure it was him. 1351 01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,250 [Wayne] Oh, of course it was him. 1352 01:00:02,294 --> 01:00:04,426 -Well, I didn't have a clean shot. -[Wayne] Bullshit! 1353 01:00:04,470 --> 01:00:07,299 Look, I just can't kill a guy, Wayne, okay? 1354 01:00:07,342 --> 01:00:08,909 You do understand that, right? 1355 01:00:10,824 --> 01:00:12,478 Could have been anybody under that mask. 1356 01:00:12,521 --> 01:00:13,740 I mean, it could have been an undercover cop 1357 01:00:13,784 --> 01:00:15,046 for all I know. 1358 01:00:15,089 --> 01:00:17,570 [Wayne] An undercover cop, really? 1359 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:21,095 You think it was a cop who was dressed as the clown? 1360 01:00:21,139 --> 01:00:23,750 Just give me a goddamn break already. 1361 01:00:23,794 --> 01:00:25,491 You know, here's the bottom line. 1362 01:00:25,534 --> 01:00:27,928 You told your viewers, your great amazing fans, 1363 01:00:27,972 --> 01:00:29,930 that you were gonna find this clown 1364 01:00:29,974 --> 01:00:31,453 and put a stop to him 1365 01:00:31,497 --> 01:00:34,065 on a live video that already has more than 5,000 views. 1366 01:00:34,108 --> 01:00:36,154 Wayne, I swear to God! 1367 01:00:36,197 --> 01:00:38,330 [Wayne] I swear to God, Charlie. 1368 01:00:38,373 --> 01:00:40,854 Whether you like it or not, this is my show too. 1369 01:00:40,898 --> 01:00:42,769 And now because of your little fuckup, 1370 01:00:42,813 --> 01:00:44,510 I look just as bad as you. 1371 01:00:44,553 --> 01:00:48,514 -Look, I deleted the video. -Oh, come on... 1372 01:00:48,557 --> 01:00:52,692 It's been downloaded and reposted hundreds of times already. 1373 01:00:52,736 --> 01:00:54,476 Just read the visitor comments, man, 1374 01:00:54,520 --> 01:00:56,043 the damage has been done. 1375 01:01:00,831 --> 01:01:03,094 I'm gonna make it right. 1376 01:01:03,137 --> 01:01:05,183 Get in the goddamn truck. 1377 01:01:05,226 --> 01:01:08,012 -[coughing] -[hip-hop music playing on radio] 1378 01:01:08,055 --> 01:01:11,580 [Tyler] Oh, no more boomers for this guy. 1379 01:01:11,624 --> 01:01:13,060 You gave him shrooms? 1380 01:01:13,104 --> 01:01:14,366 We have to take him to a hospital. 1381 01:01:14,409 --> 01:01:15,933 [Tyler] Okay, and tell them what? 1382 01:01:15,976 --> 01:01:17,630 That our friend here has been drinking 1383 01:01:17,674 --> 01:01:19,937 and consuming hallucinogenic mushrooms all night? 1384 01:01:19,980 --> 01:01:21,852 Get real, Sara, think about it. 1385 01:01:22,940 --> 01:01:25,812 I'm fine. Let's party. 1386 01:01:25,856 --> 01:01:27,553 [Tyler] Attaboy. 1387 01:01:27,596 --> 01:01:29,120 There's definitely something wrong with him. 1388 01:01:29,163 --> 01:01:30,904 -We need to go to the hospital! -[Tyler] Holy shit! 1389 01:01:30,948 --> 01:01:32,297 [Tyler] Guys, check it out, look. 1390 01:01:34,255 --> 01:01:35,866 It's fucking Charles Wright. 1391 01:01:35,909 --> 01:01:38,042 Oh, great, let's you know, stop for a chat, 1392 01:01:38,085 --> 01:01:39,304 maybe an autograph. 1393 01:01:39,347 --> 01:01:40,479 Can you focus on anything ever? 1394 01:01:41,523 --> 01:01:42,524 Read it. 1395 01:01:57,452 --> 01:02:00,804 [Wayne] Damn it. Now people are just messing with you. 1396 01:02:03,502 --> 01:02:06,113 [tense theme playing] 1397 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,596 Hey, what the hell are you doing? 1398 01:02:13,773 --> 01:02:15,644 Piece of shit didn't get the best of me. 1399 01:02:16,994 --> 01:02:18,386 Let's go. 1400 01:02:20,606 --> 01:02:22,739 [Tyler] I know exactly where they're going. 1401 01:02:22,782 --> 01:02:25,567 You're gonna have to turn. You're gonna turn right up here. 1402 01:02:25,611 --> 01:02:27,569 No, we need to get Chris to the hospital. 1403 01:02:27,613 --> 01:02:29,528 [Tyler] Sara! This is my car. 1404 01:02:29,571 --> 01:02:31,791 So could you stop being a drag for once in your life... 1405 01:02:31,835 --> 01:02:33,924 -...and turn the damn car? -[Chris coughing] 1406 01:02:35,316 --> 01:02:37,710 -[Tyler] Turn now. -No. 1407 01:02:37,754 --> 01:02:40,321 -Are you kidding me? Turn. -No! 1408 01:02:40,365 --> 01:02:43,107 -[Tyler] Sara, turn the fucking car right. -Okay, okay fine, I'm turning. 1409 01:02:43,150 --> 01:02:45,457 -Tyler, let go! -Jesus Christ. 1410 01:02:45,500 --> 01:02:47,372 We got one more prank. 1411 01:02:49,591 --> 01:02:51,768 Save the best one for last, we'll fucking do it. 1412 01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:58,731 [tense theme playing] 1413 01:03:14,181 --> 01:03:16,793 [Wayne] You really think this is Gags? 1414 01:03:16,836 --> 01:03:18,577 Who the hell else would it be? 1415 01:03:18,620 --> 01:03:20,492 [Wayne] Well, I don't know, maybe somebody who watched 1416 01:03:20,535 --> 01:03:22,973 the video and then started messing with you. 1417 01:03:25,018 --> 01:03:26,585 Hey, I just find it hard to believe that 1418 01:03:26,628 --> 01:03:28,326 the clown would run off to an industrial park 1419 01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:30,676 and then leave a trail of balloons for us to find him. 1420 01:03:30,719 --> 01:03:32,460 Wayne, are you coming or what? 1421 01:03:32,504 --> 01:03:34,332 [Wayne] Well, maybe I am and maybe I ain't! 1422 01:03:34,375 --> 01:03:35,637 [Charles] Fine. 1423 01:03:35,681 --> 01:03:37,335 Suit yourself, I don't need you. 1424 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:41,513 [Wayne] Ah, I'm coming. It's way too much fun 1425 01:03:41,556 --> 01:03:43,558 watching this Charles Wright train derail. 1426 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,169 [dispatcher] Be advised, Charles Wright, 1427 01:03:45,212 --> 01:03:48,085 possible suspect on officer down call in Vic Theatre. 1428 01:03:48,128 --> 01:03:50,827 Male white, mid 40s, with a military haircut... 1429 01:04:00,749 --> 01:04:02,926 You see this? It's him. 1430 01:04:04,231 --> 01:04:05,842 [Wayne] So now what, fearless leader? 1431 01:04:06,973 --> 01:04:08,192 Go live. 1432 01:04:08,235 --> 01:04:10,934 -Oh, you want me to go live? -Go to live. 1433 01:04:10,977 --> 01:04:13,327 [Wayne] All right, we're live. 1434 01:04:13,371 --> 01:04:15,721 This is Charles Wright. 1435 01:04:15,764 --> 01:04:18,463 I'm standing about a mile or so as the crow flies 1436 01:04:18,506 --> 01:04:20,900 from our last encounter with Gags the Clown. 1437 01:04:20,944 --> 01:04:22,641 And I want all of you out there to know 1438 01:04:22,684 --> 01:04:24,251 this isn't over. 1439 01:04:24,295 --> 01:04:26,340 Sure, I was a little lenient with the clown. 1440 01:04:26,384 --> 01:04:28,777 What can I say, I'm a nice guy. 1441 01:04:28,821 --> 01:04:31,955 But I assure you, he's not gonna get strike three. 1442 01:04:31,998 --> 01:04:33,913 It's now or never. 1443 01:04:35,654 --> 01:04:36,829 Cut the live video. 1444 01:04:38,613 --> 01:04:39,919 [Wayne] Live video is cut. 1445 01:04:41,747 --> 01:04:44,097 Hey, wait. You're not seriously going in there? 1446 01:04:44,141 --> 01:04:45,316 Come on. 1447 01:04:46,795 --> 01:04:48,101 [Wayne] Oh, man. 1448 01:04:50,799 --> 01:04:51,931 Shit. 1449 01:04:55,761 --> 01:04:58,068 [tense theme playing] 1450 01:05:06,685 --> 01:05:08,948 [coughs] Motherfucker, they put cream in it. 1451 01:05:08,992 --> 01:05:10,210 I asked for black. 1452 01:05:10,254 --> 01:05:12,734 I specifically said black coffee. 1453 01:05:13,692 --> 01:05:15,128 Oh, son of a bitch. 1454 01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:18,436 -Do you wanna go back? -Yes, I would like to go back. 1455 01:05:18,479 --> 01:05:20,917 Then go back, Jesus Christ, it's cream. 1456 01:05:20,960 --> 01:05:23,528 -Damn it. -Just go run in and get a-- Holy shit! 1457 01:05:23,571 --> 01:05:25,182 -What's going on? -[Charles on video] This is Charles Wright... 1458 01:05:25,225 --> 01:05:27,793 Charles Wright says he's found Gags again. 1459 01:05:27,836 --> 01:05:29,795 He says he's at an abandoned building 1460 01:05:29,838 --> 01:05:32,885 about a mile or so away from the industrial park? 1461 01:05:32,929 --> 01:05:35,192 What's abandoned out there? 1462 01:05:35,235 --> 01:05:37,542 The old Larsen Green Mill. 1463 01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:40,980 -My old man used to work there. -Let's go there. 1464 01:05:41,024 --> 01:05:43,591 All right, hold on, I'm gonna swing back, I gotta get this coffee switched. 1465 01:05:43,635 --> 01:05:45,550 -Dale, now! -Okay, fine! 1466 01:05:45,593 --> 01:05:47,247 -Holy shit. -Goddamn it. 1467 01:05:49,032 --> 01:05:50,947 [tense theme playing] 1468 01:06:09,617 --> 01:06:11,924 [Wayne] Oh, man, what am I doing in here? 1469 01:06:13,970 --> 01:06:15,493 Ah, Jesus. 1470 01:06:18,887 --> 01:06:21,238 [Sara] This is ridiculous, he can't even move. 1471 01:06:21,281 --> 01:06:23,066 [Tyler] Whatever. You still got one left in you, 1472 01:06:23,109 --> 01:06:24,154 don't you, buddy? 1473 01:06:24,197 --> 01:06:26,243 Yeah, man. 1474 01:06:26,286 --> 01:06:28,027 [coughing] 1475 01:06:29,811 --> 01:06:31,596 [Sara] That's enough, I'm taking him to the hospital. 1476 01:06:31,639 --> 01:06:33,815 [Tyler] Come on, don't do anything stupid. 1477 01:06:33,859 --> 01:06:36,079 No, Tyler, you don't be stupid. 1478 01:06:36,122 --> 01:06:39,082 What do you plan to achieve here, what are you doing? 1479 01:06:39,125 --> 01:06:42,781 [Tyler] We're going to go screw with those podcast guys. 1480 01:06:42,824 --> 01:06:45,262 Right, 'cause you want Chris to dress like a clown 1481 01:06:45,305 --> 01:06:47,829 to go prank a guy who wants to shoot a clown. 1482 01:06:47,873 --> 01:06:49,657 Just think about this for a second, you moron! 1483 01:06:49,701 --> 01:06:52,095 [Tyler] Whatever! Oh, come on, he's all show. 1484 01:06:52,138 --> 01:06:54,227 He's obviously carrying around a fake gun. 1485 01:06:54,271 --> 01:06:56,403 He's just trying to get stupid publicity 1486 01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:57,796 for his dumb show. 1487 01:06:57,839 --> 01:06:59,711 Think about it. 1488 01:06:59,754 --> 01:07:01,887 Fine, then you go do it. 1489 01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:04,498 You go be Gags. But we're leaving. 1490 01:07:04,542 --> 01:07:06,065 [Tyler] Okay, fine. 1491 01:07:06,109 --> 01:07:08,372 Oh, but guess what? You're gonna walk. 1492 01:07:08,415 --> 01:07:09,982 'Cause you aren't gonna be taking my car. 1493 01:07:10,026 --> 01:07:11,375 Come on, let's go to the hospital. 1494 01:07:11,418 --> 01:07:13,029 -You gotta get up. -Sara... 1495 01:07:14,073 --> 01:07:15,770 I wanna stay with Tyler. 1496 01:07:15,814 --> 01:07:19,600 [Tyler] Oh, oh. Dicks before chicks. 1497 01:07:19,644 --> 01:07:22,560 [Sara scoffs] You two deserve each other. 1498 01:07:22,603 --> 01:07:24,779 [Tyler] Oh, oh, right fine, whatever. 1499 01:07:24,823 --> 01:07:26,999 I got what I wanted out of you anyways! 1500 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:28,914 Another V-card to add to the collection! 1501 01:07:32,961 --> 01:07:35,964 Screw you, Tyler. [sobbing] 1502 01:07:37,357 --> 01:07:39,838 [Chris coughing] 1503 01:07:41,318 --> 01:07:42,623 Don't worry, buddy. 1504 01:07:44,451 --> 01:07:45,974 I got this. 1505 01:07:46,018 --> 01:07:47,889 [dispatcher] Unit 1-12, respond 1506 01:07:47,933 --> 01:07:49,891 to a 419 Elizabeth Street. 1507 01:07:49,935 --> 01:07:53,069 Suspected vandalism with reports of suspicious behavior. 1508 01:07:55,854 --> 01:07:57,116 10-4, 1-12 in route. 1509 01:08:01,338 --> 01:08:04,080 -[siren sounding] -[engine revving] 1510 01:08:07,822 --> 01:08:10,086 419 Elizabeth Street. 1511 01:08:10,129 --> 01:08:12,175 It's the old Larsen Green Building. 1512 01:08:16,135 --> 01:08:18,964 When was the last clown sighting? 1513 01:08:19,007 --> 01:08:20,835 Be more specific. 1514 01:08:20,879 --> 01:08:22,446 There was one in the Fox River Trail, 1515 01:08:22,489 --> 01:08:24,404 one in the K.I. Center, one off of Bayshore Drive, 1516 01:08:24,448 --> 01:08:26,450 one at the fairgrounds. 1517 01:08:26,493 --> 01:08:28,930 All within the last two hours or so. 1518 01:08:28,974 --> 01:08:31,498 All locations on the East Side close to the vicinity 1519 01:08:31,542 --> 01:08:33,196 on Elizabeth Street, correct? 1520 01:08:34,414 --> 01:08:36,460 Yeah, I guess. 1521 01:08:37,983 --> 01:08:39,985 All fairly close. 1522 01:08:40,028 --> 01:08:42,770 And the first Gags sighting was under the Mason Bridge, 1523 01:08:42,814 --> 01:08:44,163 maybe a mile away? 1524 01:08:46,731 --> 01:08:49,734 Look at you, doing police work. 1525 01:08:52,954 --> 01:08:56,915 [Heather] Holy shit, Dale. First day? 1526 01:08:56,958 --> 01:08:58,917 [Dale] Changing to an empty card. 1527 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:01,920 You said that you just wanted me recording. 1528 01:09:01,963 --> 01:09:03,574 Gotta have space. 1529 01:09:05,402 --> 01:09:06,490 Okay, we're good. 1530 01:09:07,926 --> 01:09:11,190 And...rolling. 1531 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:13,932 I'm standing outside of the old Larsen Green Mill 1532 01:09:13,975 --> 01:09:16,021 on the East Side of Green Bay, 1533 01:09:16,064 --> 01:09:18,806 a building that stood empty for the last 15 years. 1534 01:09:18,850 --> 01:09:20,547 But tonight its doors reopen 1535 01:09:20,591 --> 01:09:22,549 as local celebrity Charles Wright, 1536 01:09:22,593 --> 01:09:24,856 host of the divisive Wright Stuff Podcast, 1537 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:26,379 enters the building on his hunt 1538 01:09:26,423 --> 01:09:27,902 for Gags the Clown. 1539 01:09:27,946 --> 01:09:29,948 Stay tuned as we remain on location 1540 01:09:29,991 --> 01:09:31,993 as this developing story unfolds. 1541 01:09:32,037 --> 01:09:34,300 For WGRB, I'm Heather Duprey. 1542 01:09:35,997 --> 01:09:37,173 [Dale] And got it. 1543 01:09:38,261 --> 01:09:39,610 How was that? 1544 01:09:39,653 --> 01:09:41,916 [Dale] It's not your best work. 1545 01:09:41,960 --> 01:09:44,223 Go fuck yourself. 1546 01:09:44,267 --> 01:09:45,920 Come on, let's go. 1547 01:09:45,964 --> 01:09:47,357 [Dale] Wait, we're going inside? 1548 01:09:47,400 --> 01:09:48,488 Yes, keep rolling. 1549 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:53,841 [Dale] You really think that's wise? 1550 01:09:53,885 --> 01:09:56,975 Dale, I'm gonna need you to man up, okay? 1551 01:09:57,018 --> 01:09:58,803 Find your balls, find them, 1552 01:09:58,846 --> 01:10:00,326 or I will find them for you. 1553 01:10:00,370 --> 01:10:03,068 [Dale] I should probably report that to HR. 1554 01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:04,896 But I'll let it slide. 1555 01:10:04,939 --> 01:10:07,028 -The mouth on this woman. -[Heather] Okay... 1556 01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:09,727 Hold up. 1557 01:10:11,816 --> 01:10:13,339 [Heather sighs] 1558 01:10:22,305 --> 01:10:24,263 [laughs] Hey, MacGyver. 1559 01:10:24,307 --> 01:10:26,134 You really think that's gonna work? 1560 01:10:32,967 --> 01:10:34,317 Where'd you learn to do that? 1561 01:10:34,360 --> 01:10:36,971 MacGyver. [scoffs] 1562 01:10:39,104 --> 01:10:40,975 [Dale] MacGyver. 1563 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:46,111 [tense theme playing] 1564 01:10:58,776 --> 01:11:01,692 -[Wayne] Ah, shit! -Easy over there. 1565 01:11:01,735 --> 01:11:02,954 Don't get your panties in a bunch. 1566 01:11:02,997 --> 01:11:04,477 Hey, fuck you, man. 1567 01:11:04,521 --> 01:11:07,045 I've about had it with this little exploration of yours. 1568 01:11:07,088 --> 01:11:10,744 You had your shot at Gags and you blew it, remember that? 1569 01:11:10,788 --> 01:11:12,268 Big tough Marine almost pissed himself 1570 01:11:12,311 --> 01:11:13,617 while staring down a clown? 1571 01:11:13,660 --> 01:11:15,488 You better fucking watch it. 1572 01:11:15,532 --> 01:11:17,708 Go ahead, push me to the edge, see where it gets you. 1573 01:11:17,751 --> 01:11:21,059 [Wayne] Oh, yeah, right, I'm pushing you to the edge. 1574 01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:22,321 You know what, man? 1575 01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:23,975 -Forget this shit, okay? -Shut up. 1576 01:11:24,018 --> 01:11:25,672 -I'm gonna head back-- -Shut the fuck up! 1577 01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:27,326 [eerie circus theme playing over speakers in distance] 1578 01:11:27,370 --> 01:11:28,632 Listen. 1579 01:11:31,461 --> 01:11:32,810 What the hell is that? 1580 01:11:32,853 --> 01:11:35,073 It's that same shit we heard on the tracks. 1581 01:11:35,116 --> 01:11:36,553 Come on. 1582 01:11:39,338 --> 01:11:41,993 [Tyler] Ah, damn it, Chris. 1583 01:11:42,036 --> 01:11:43,821 I told you to stay by me. 1584 01:11:43,864 --> 01:11:45,779 Where the hell are you? 1585 01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,390 I should have gone home with Sara. 1586 01:11:48,956 --> 01:11:52,003 Whoa, what the fuck? Oh, no, no no. 1587 01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:55,223 That's a big fucking no. No, no, no. 1588 01:11:55,267 --> 01:11:57,269 [dispatcher] 1-11, what's your location? 1589 01:11:59,227 --> 01:12:01,491 [male cop] I just had a goddamn balloon pop on me. 1590 01:12:01,534 --> 01:12:04,537 [Dale] It's been like an hour and a half. 1591 01:12:04,581 --> 01:12:05,799 It's been five minutes. 1592 01:12:05,843 --> 01:12:08,585 Do you have any sense of adventure? 1593 01:12:08,628 --> 01:12:11,109 [Dale] I have a sense of not dying. 1594 01:12:11,152 --> 01:12:13,764 You're not gonna die. Stop being a fucking pussy. 1595 01:12:13,807 --> 01:12:16,332 [Dale] Can you go five minutes without calling me a pussy? 1596 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,334 I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the queefing. 1597 01:12:20,118 --> 01:12:21,815 [tense theme playing] 1598 01:12:26,342 --> 01:12:29,997 We're close. There's something going on here. 1599 01:12:30,041 --> 01:12:32,913 -Just keep recording. -[Wayne] Don't you worry. 1600 01:12:32,957 --> 01:12:34,393 I'm recording the whole thing. 1601 01:12:40,051 --> 01:12:41,182 [thudding] 1602 01:12:41,226 --> 01:12:43,489 [Wayne] What the hell was that? 1603 01:12:43,533 --> 01:12:45,404 [Charles] Anybody there? 1604 01:12:46,710 --> 01:12:48,364 [man in distance] Help! 1605 01:12:48,407 --> 01:12:49,756 [Tyler] What the hell's going on here? 1606 01:12:49,800 --> 01:12:51,671 [Charles] Hey, stop right there. 1607 01:12:51,715 --> 01:12:54,239 -You ain't getting away this time! -[man] Help, somebody help me! 1608 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:55,936 -[man] Stop! -[gunshot] 1609 01:12:55,980 --> 01:12:58,591 [eerie circus theme playing over speakers in distance] 1610 01:12:58,635 --> 01:13:00,854 [Chrissy] Shots fired at 419 Elizabeth Street, 1611 01:13:00,898 --> 01:13:02,290 requesting backup. 1612 01:13:04,858 --> 01:13:06,251 [Wayne] Holy shit. 1613 01:13:09,254 --> 01:13:10,864 You shot him. 1614 01:13:10,908 --> 01:13:12,170 [Charles] He was... 1615 01:13:13,432 --> 01:13:14,999 [Charles] He was coming in. 1616 01:13:15,042 --> 01:13:17,218 [Wayne] I can't believe it, you actually fucking shot him. 1617 01:13:18,785 --> 01:13:20,700 You just shot Gags the Clown. 1618 01:13:23,616 --> 01:13:25,313 Is he dead? 1619 01:13:33,539 --> 01:13:35,498 [Wayne] Man, he's deader than a doornail. 1620 01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,635 Hey, hey, hey, hey, calm down, killer. 1621 01:13:42,679 --> 01:13:45,159 It's just like them terrorists you blasted overseas, 1622 01:13:45,203 --> 01:13:46,204 it's no different. 1623 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:47,771 I... 1624 01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:50,208 I never killed anyone ever. 1625 01:13:50,251 --> 01:13:51,731 [Wayne] Wait, wait. 1626 01:13:51,775 --> 01:13:53,820 Are you fucking kidding me? 1627 01:13:53,864 --> 01:13:56,432 I was a mechanic over there. 1628 01:13:56,475 --> 01:13:58,042 I fixed humvees. 1629 01:13:59,086 --> 01:14:00,261 I never saw combat. 1630 01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:01,480 [gun thumps on concrete] 1631 01:14:03,308 --> 01:14:06,703 [Wayne] Oh... Oh, look at you. 1632 01:14:06,746 --> 01:14:10,271 Aren't you the most pathetic fucking coward I ever seen? 1633 01:14:12,360 --> 01:14:14,014 He was yelling for help. 1634 01:14:16,452 --> 01:14:18,758 -You did this. -[Wayne] Me? 1635 01:14:18,802 --> 01:14:21,500 [Wayne] Hey, don't you pin this on me, huh? 1636 01:14:21,544 --> 01:14:23,502 You're driving this bitch, remember? 1637 01:14:23,546 --> 01:14:25,330 -[Charles] Mm-mmm. -[Wayne] Your own words. 1638 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:28,899 It's your fucking fault, you did this. 1639 01:14:28,942 --> 01:14:31,684 [Wayne] I got you on camera, Charles. 1640 01:14:31,728 --> 01:14:33,991 Video evidence of you shooting the sumbitch. 1641 01:14:34,034 --> 01:14:37,168 -[Chrissy] Green Bay Police! -[Wayne] Ah, fuck, five-o. 1642 01:14:37,211 --> 01:14:38,691 Hey, listen, you do what you want, clown killer, 1643 01:14:38,735 --> 01:14:39,866 I'm out of here. 1644 01:14:41,738 --> 01:14:42,782 [Charles] Wait-- 1645 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:52,096 [Chrissy] Possible functioning security system. 1646 01:14:54,011 --> 01:14:56,535 [Jake] The city still has juice flowing to the building. 1647 01:14:56,579 --> 01:14:58,189 Last I heard they were gonna turn this whole thing 1648 01:14:58,232 --> 01:14:59,364 into a luxury condominium. 1649 01:14:59,407 --> 01:15:01,497 [Chrissy] I got something. 1650 01:15:01,540 --> 01:15:03,237 [Jake] Shit! 1651 01:15:03,281 --> 01:15:05,152 Is that him? Is that our clown? 1652 01:15:05,196 --> 01:15:07,677 [Chrissy] 1-12 here at 419 Elizabeth Street. 1653 01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:09,722 I have subject down, possible PNB, 1654 01:15:09,766 --> 01:15:11,507 requesting 10-33 traffic. 1655 01:15:14,814 --> 01:15:17,338 -[Jake] Anything? -No, he's dead. 1656 01:15:18,949 --> 01:15:20,167 [Jake] Chrissy, wait. 1657 01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:24,737 -No. -Damn. 1658 01:15:24,781 --> 01:15:26,609 [Jake] Just a kid. 1659 01:15:26,652 --> 01:15:30,047 It's Tyler Zepnick, Sara's boyfriend. 1660 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,701 [Jake] Ah, jeez. 1661 01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:39,883 [Chrissy] Hey, sweetie, is Sara home? 1662 01:15:39,926 --> 01:15:42,059 Yeah, no, no, no, it's okay, everything's fine. 1663 01:15:42,102 --> 01:15:43,321 Look, I have to go. 1664 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:47,455 Split up. I take north, you take south. 1665 01:15:47,499 --> 01:15:49,240 [Jake] We stay put and wait for backup! 1666 01:15:49,283 --> 01:15:50,676 [Chrissy] I'm not waiting 15 minutes! 1667 01:15:51,721 --> 01:15:53,157 [Jake] Chrissy! 1668 01:15:53,200 --> 01:15:54,680 Damn it. 1669 01:15:54,724 --> 01:15:56,116 [eerie circus theme playing over speakers in distance] 1670 01:15:56,160 --> 01:15:59,206 [Dale] So instead of running out of the building 1671 01:15:59,250 --> 01:16:01,295 at the sound of creepy carnival music, 1672 01:16:01,339 --> 01:16:02,775 we're following it? 1673 01:16:02,819 --> 01:16:05,822 Oh, Jesus Christ, Dale, why can't you just be happy 1674 01:16:05,865 --> 01:16:09,086 for the surprising developments this story's presenting us, hmm? 1675 01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:12,611 Now, help me figure out where this is coming from. 1676 01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:17,181 [Dale] I don't feel like I'm wearing 1677 01:16:17,224 --> 01:16:19,313 the proper footwear here. 1678 01:16:22,534 --> 01:16:24,841 [Dale whispers] I can smell the asbestos in here. 1679 01:16:27,191 --> 01:16:28,540 Oh, huh. 1680 01:16:35,155 --> 01:16:37,244 [Jake] Picked up on something. 1681 01:16:37,288 --> 01:16:39,333 Pursuing one, possibly two suspects. 1682 01:16:39,377 --> 01:16:40,421 Whoa! 1683 01:16:50,040 --> 01:16:51,476 [Dale] Whoa, watch it. 1684 01:16:51,519 --> 01:16:53,652 I don't think you wanna go walking through there. 1685 01:16:55,523 --> 01:16:57,134 It's coming from down here. 1686 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:05,664 [Dale] Ah, I just kind of saved your life back there. 1687 01:17:05,708 --> 01:17:07,274 Thank you would be nice. 1688 01:17:07,318 --> 01:17:09,755 Oh, please, I wasn't gonna fall through. 1689 01:17:09,799 --> 01:17:11,757 [Wayne] These damn things. More importantly, how do I get out-- 1690 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,542 Hey buddy, can you tell me, what's your name-- Oh, whoa! 1691 01:17:14,586 --> 01:17:16,327 What the hell happened to you? 1692 01:17:16,370 --> 01:17:18,068 The show is about to begin. 1693 01:17:18,111 --> 01:17:19,983 [Wayne stammers] You go ahead and start the show without me, 1694 01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,245 okay, pal? I'm getting the fu-- 1695 01:17:22,986 --> 01:17:25,597 [panting] 1696 01:17:25,641 --> 01:17:28,556 [Chrissy] Come on, Sara, pick up! 1697 01:17:30,907 --> 01:17:33,561 [eerie theme playing] 1698 01:17:43,006 --> 01:17:44,311 [Sara on speaker] Hey, it's Sara. 1699 01:17:44,355 --> 01:17:46,052 Surprisingly, I don't have my phone on me, 1700 01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:48,141 but you know what to do and when to do it. 1701 01:17:48,185 --> 01:17:50,100 -[phone beeps] -[Chrissy gasps] 1702 01:18:02,721 --> 01:18:04,897 It's coming from in here. 1703 01:18:06,856 --> 01:18:08,509 [Dale] Oh, dear God. 1704 01:18:10,773 --> 01:18:12,513 [Dale] Ah, it's boarded shut. 1705 01:18:12,557 --> 01:18:14,428 I guess we can't go in there. 1706 01:18:19,999 --> 01:18:22,306 [panting] 1707 01:18:22,349 --> 01:18:23,742 Come help me. 1708 01:18:23,786 --> 01:18:25,483 [Dale] You're not at all concerned 1709 01:18:25,526 --> 01:18:27,441 what's on the other end of that door? 1710 01:18:27,485 --> 01:18:29,966 No, I'm not concerned. I'm not a giant pussy. 1711 01:18:30,009 --> 01:18:31,445 What I am is intrigued, 1712 01:18:31,489 --> 01:18:33,012 intrigued at the possibility that our clown friend 1713 01:18:33,056 --> 01:18:34,448 might be on the other side of this door, 1714 01:18:34,492 --> 01:18:37,234 thus giving me my fucking Gags exclusive. 1715 01:18:37,277 --> 01:18:38,583 Now, help me. 1716 01:18:40,672 --> 01:18:42,848 [sighing] 1717 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:49,637 [grunting] 1718 01:18:49,681 --> 01:18:51,596 Just put-- Put it over there. 1719 01:18:51,639 --> 01:18:53,076 Jesus Christ, Dale. 1720 01:18:53,119 --> 01:18:54,555 [Dale] God. 1721 01:18:56,775 --> 01:18:58,516 [Heather] Oh! 1722 01:18:58,559 --> 01:18:59,735 Oh, shit. 1723 01:19:05,610 --> 01:19:07,003 Come on! 1724 01:19:07,046 --> 01:19:08,352 Fucking hell. 1725 01:19:14,140 --> 01:19:15,707 Get all of this on camera. 1726 01:19:16,969 --> 01:19:18,797 [Dale] You gotta be kidding me. 1727 01:19:20,930 --> 01:19:22,670 Hey, Heather, wait. 1728 01:19:23,628 --> 01:19:24,890 Oh, shit! 1729 01:19:26,849 --> 01:19:29,242 This guy sure takes his clown gig seriously. 1730 01:19:30,548 --> 01:19:33,638 [Dale] This is beyond messed up. 1731 01:19:36,902 --> 01:19:39,035 Wait, we're going closer to that thing? 1732 01:19:39,078 --> 01:19:40,776 This is him. 1733 01:19:40,819 --> 01:19:42,821 This is our guy, Dale. 1734 01:19:42,865 --> 01:19:44,649 [Dale] I thought we wanted the gun guy! 1735 01:19:44,692 --> 01:19:47,130 Well, something tells me he's not too far behind. 1736 01:19:49,045 --> 01:19:51,874 [Dale] You don't find this at all weird? 1737 01:19:51,917 --> 01:19:54,311 No weirder than a clown walking on the street 1738 01:19:54,354 --> 01:19:56,139 in the middle of the night? 1739 01:19:56,182 --> 01:19:58,794 Think about it, Dale. This guy calls himself Gags. 1740 01:19:58,837 --> 01:20:00,796 This is a joke to whoever's behind this. 1741 01:20:00,839 --> 01:20:03,624 This is all clearly part of it. 1742 01:20:03,668 --> 01:20:04,887 Come on. 1743 01:20:12,808 --> 01:20:14,287 [eerie circus theme stops playing] 1744 01:20:16,463 --> 01:20:18,248 [Dale] Fuck me. 1745 01:20:28,867 --> 01:20:30,477 [Dale] What's wrong with their faces? 1746 01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:38,964 Don't move. 1747 01:20:40,444 --> 01:20:41,662 [tense theme playing] 1748 01:20:41,706 --> 01:20:43,839 [Chrissy] Come on, Sara, pick up. 1749 01:20:47,451 --> 01:20:48,539 -[crashing] -[Chrissy] No! 1750 01:20:48,582 --> 01:20:51,237 -[thudding] -Ugh! 1751 01:20:53,849 --> 01:20:55,415 [Sara on speaker] What do you want, Chrissy? 1752 01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:57,200 [Chrissy whimpers in pain] 1753 01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:58,897 Look, I just got home. 1754 01:20:58,941 --> 01:21:00,768 So you can stop pestering me now. 1755 01:21:02,683 --> 01:21:05,338 It worked, you got me in trouble with Dad. 1756 01:21:06,557 --> 01:21:08,211 I get it, you're trying, 1757 01:21:08,254 --> 01:21:10,169 but you'll never be my mom. 1758 01:21:12,084 --> 01:21:13,520 [Sara sighs] 1759 01:21:13,564 --> 01:21:14,695 Goodbye, Chrissy. 1760 01:21:14,739 --> 01:21:15,871 [phone call beeps off] 1761 01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,265 [Jake] Police! 1762 01:21:19,309 --> 01:21:20,353 [Wayne] I don't know why I'm running, man. 1763 01:21:20,397 --> 01:21:21,659 [Jake] Freeze! 1764 01:21:21,702 --> 01:21:22,878 [Wayne] You're the fucking murderer. 1765 01:21:22,921 --> 01:21:24,749 [Jake] Stop running! 1766 01:21:24,792 --> 01:21:26,055 In pursuit of two suspects. 1767 01:21:26,098 --> 01:21:27,752 [Wayne] Ah, shit! 1768 01:21:29,449 --> 01:21:31,190 [Heather whispers] Just keep shooting. 1769 01:21:31,234 --> 01:21:33,976 [Dale whispers] Holy shit, that's him. That's Charles Wright! 1770 01:21:34,019 --> 01:21:36,587 [Wayne] What the fuck is this? I'm done. 1771 01:21:36,630 --> 01:21:38,719 I am so done with all this shit. 1772 01:21:38,763 --> 01:21:41,331 [police radio chatter] 1773 01:21:41,374 --> 01:21:44,203 [dispatcher] If located, stop, hold and advise. 1774 01:21:44,247 --> 01:21:47,032 [Jake] Green Bay Police, freeze! 1775 01:21:47,076 --> 01:21:48,947 [Heather gasps] 1776 01:21:48,991 --> 01:21:52,690 I need everyone to freeze and get on the floor! Now! 1777 01:21:52,733 --> 01:21:54,518 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1778 01:21:55,911 --> 01:21:58,783 Officer, you need to arrest that man. 1779 01:21:58,826 --> 01:22:01,133 I saw him murder a man tonight in cold blood. 1780 01:22:01,177 --> 01:22:02,395 Are you kidding me? 1781 01:22:02,439 --> 01:22:04,789 Hey, why don't I show piggy here 1782 01:22:04,832 --> 01:22:06,356 a little video I shot, huh? 1783 01:22:06,399 --> 01:22:07,574 Both of you are gonna shut the hell up... 1784 01:22:07,618 --> 01:22:08,880 Show him how you're an accomplice? 1785 01:22:08,924 --> 01:22:10,099 -...and get on the ground, now! -An accomplice? 1786 01:22:10,142 --> 01:22:11,100 -You were there! -Now! 1787 01:22:11,143 --> 01:22:12,362 You were egging me on! 1788 01:22:12,405 --> 01:22:13,972 The only thing I'm an accomplice to 1789 01:22:14,016 --> 01:22:16,366 is your shitty fucking podcast show! 1790 01:22:16,409 --> 01:22:19,891 Officer, this man is useless white trash. 1791 01:22:19,935 --> 01:22:22,372 He's a horrible influence and a rotten individual. 1792 01:22:22,415 --> 01:22:24,417 Hey, what the fuck did you just call me? 1793 01:22:24,461 --> 01:22:25,766 [Jake] Drop it! 1794 01:22:25,810 --> 01:22:27,986 I am a United States Veteran. 1795 01:22:28,030 --> 01:22:29,596 I served our country. 1796 01:22:29,640 --> 01:22:33,209 I have two degrees-- I am of use to society. 1797 01:22:33,252 --> 01:22:36,647 He is an inbred yokel shit for brain 1798 01:22:36,690 --> 01:22:37,953 and a fucking murderer! 1799 01:22:37,996 --> 01:22:39,650 -That's it. -[gunfire] 1800 01:22:39,693 --> 01:22:40,999 [Heather gasps] 1801 01:22:41,043 --> 01:22:43,219 [Dale] Whoa, no! No, no, no, no, nope! 1802 01:22:43,262 --> 01:22:45,047 -[Heather] Dale! -[Dale] No, no, I am done. 1803 01:22:45,090 --> 01:22:46,874 -[Dale] I am out of here. -[Heather] Are you fucking serious? 1804 01:22:46,918 --> 01:22:48,659 [Jake] Hey, get back here! 1805 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,791 Goddamn it! 1806 01:22:50,835 --> 01:22:53,533 -Shots fired, two suspects down. -[eerie circus music playing] 1807 01:22:53,577 --> 01:22:56,145 -Immediate backup required. -[man over PA] Ladies and gentlemen... 1808 01:22:56,188 --> 01:22:58,103 -...welcome to... -Where the hell did he come from? 1809 01:22:58,147 --> 01:23:00,018 [man continues over PA indistinctly] 1810 01:23:00,062 --> 01:23:01,498 [Jake] Green Bay Police! 1811 01:23:02,499 --> 01:23:06,633 [Jake] You, on the stage, get down on the ground now! 1812 01:23:06,677 --> 01:23:09,985 [man continues over PA indistinctly] 1813 01:23:10,028 --> 01:23:12,770 [Jake] I am in some serious shit here. 1814 01:23:12,813 --> 01:23:14,293 [Jake speaking indistinctly] 1815 01:23:17,905 --> 01:23:19,081 [Jake] Sit down! 1816 01:23:19,124 --> 01:23:20,517 Sit the fuck back down! 1817 01:23:21,866 --> 01:23:24,347 I said everybody sit down! 1818 01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:26,479 I need backup. Over! 1819 01:23:26,523 --> 01:23:27,959 I said sit down! 1820 01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:30,048 [eerie circus theme stops playing] 1821 01:23:30,092 --> 01:23:31,615 -[balloon pops] -[Jake gasps] 1822 01:23:31,658 --> 01:23:33,443 [coughing] 1823 01:23:33,486 --> 01:23:34,531 Fuck! 1824 01:23:35,749 --> 01:23:36,707 [screaming] 1825 01:23:36,750 --> 01:23:39,014 [Heather screaming] 1826 01:23:40,885 --> 01:23:42,626 Make sure you get the mill behind me. 1827 01:23:44,106 --> 01:23:45,933 Oh, and when I'm done, if you could just do a-- 1828 01:23:45,977 --> 01:23:47,457 [Heather screaming] 1829 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:49,154 What the...? 1830 01:23:49,198 --> 01:23:51,156 [whispers] Shoot this, shoot this. 1831 01:23:51,200 --> 01:23:53,854 Oh, fuck. Fuck me! 1832 01:23:56,509 --> 01:23:57,902 [eerie theme playing] 1833 01:23:57,945 --> 01:23:59,295 [Heather] Fuck! 1834 01:24:39,117 --> 01:24:42,294 [police sirens blaring in distance] 1835 01:24:54,393 --> 01:24:56,743 [laughing] 1836 01:25:02,227 --> 01:25:03,272 [explosion] 1837 01:25:03,315 --> 01:25:05,056 [Cody] Holy shit! 1838 01:25:18,635 --> 01:25:20,115 Go live. 1839 01:25:20,158 --> 01:25:22,595 ♪ There's a clown in town 1840 01:25:22,639 --> 01:25:24,380 ♪ He's waiting around 1841 01:25:24,423 --> 01:25:27,600 ♪ He's waiting around for you 1842 01:25:27,644 --> 01:25:29,950 ♪ Yeah, there's a clown downtown ♪ 1843 01:25:29,994 --> 01:25:31,822 ♪ He's hangin' around 1844 01:25:31,865 --> 01:25:34,129 ♪ He's hangin' around for you 1845 01:25:35,478 --> 01:25:39,003 ♪ He might make you laugh, he might make you frown ♪ 1846 01:25:39,046 --> 01:25:40,787 ♪ It's only a gag 1847 01:25:40,831 --> 01:25:42,615 ♪ It's holding you down 1848 01:25:42,659 --> 01:25:44,139 ♪ Looking at me 1849 01:25:44,182 --> 01:25:46,750 ♪ Am I looking at you, my little ♪ 1850 01:25:53,452 --> 01:25:55,237 ♪ There's a clown in town 1851 01:25:55,280 --> 01:25:57,152 ♪ He's scaring you now 1852 01:25:57,195 --> 01:26:00,459 ♪ What if the joke's on you? 1853 01:26:00,503 --> 01:26:02,679 ♪ There's a clown in town 1854 01:26:02,722 --> 01:26:04,594 ♪ Don't make a sound 1855 01:26:04,637 --> 01:26:08,206 ♪ Don't make a sound or you're through ♪ 1856 01:26:08,250 --> 01:26:11,905 ♪ He might make you laugh, he might make you frown ♪ 1857 01:26:11,949 --> 01:26:13,516 ♪ It's only a gag 1858 01:26:13,559 --> 01:26:15,474 ♪ It's holding you down 1859 01:26:15,518 --> 01:26:17,128 ♪ Looking at me 1860 01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:19,391 ♪ Am I looking at you, my little ♪ 1861 01:26:25,049 --> 01:26:27,225 ♪ My little clown 1862 01:26:32,361 --> 01:26:34,450 ♪ I'll come downtown 1863 01:26:39,629 --> 01:26:41,892 ♪ My little clown 1864 01:26:46,940 --> 01:26:49,073 ♪ It's Gags the Clown 1865 01:26:54,339 --> 01:26:56,559 ♪ It's Gags the Clown 1866 01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:03,435 ♪ It's Gags the Clown 1867 01:27:08,832 --> 01:27:10,877 ♪ It's Gags the Clown 1868 01:27:16,013 --> 01:27:18,102 ♪ It's Gags the Clown 1869 01:27:21,540 --> 01:27:24,761 [eerie theme playing]