0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:25,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:35,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:36,000 --> 00:00:45,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:01,642 2 00:00:01,644 --> 00:00:03,200 The Great War will live 3 00:00:03,202 --> 00:00:05,416 Vividly in the mind's of american's 4 00:00:05,418 --> 00:00:06,885 for the next 100 years 5 00:00:07,394 --> 00:00:09,163 I hope that when we do rememberance 6 00:00:09,165 --> 00:00:11,377 to the memory of our brave boys 7 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:12,672 who fell in france 8 00:00:12,674 --> 00:00:15,688 we shall not forget their brother's in arms 9 00:00:15,690 --> 00:00:18,023 who wore the uniforms of our allies 10 00:00:18,987 --> 00:00:21,446 I believe that the national lare of france 11 00:00:21,448 --> 00:00:22,334 Great Brittan 12 00:00:22,336 --> 00:00:23,469 Italy and Belgium 13 00:00:24,028 --> 00:00:25,541 should for all time to come 14 00:00:25,543 --> 00:00:26,877 be as familiar to us 15 00:00:27,147 --> 00:00:29,213 as our own star spangled banner 16 00:00:40,009 --> 00:00:46,720 (Old Timey Music Plays) 17 00:00:53,497 --> 00:00:55,297 (song) Did you ever hear the story 18 00:00:55,299 --> 00:00:57,106 did you ever hear the yarn? 19 00:00:57,108 --> 00:00:58,012 Bout what? 20 00:00:58,014 --> 00:01:00,141 Bout Gassoline Gus! 21 00:01:00,143 --> 00:01:02,203 He saved up a dollar 22 00:01:02,205 --> 00:01:04,060 Then he barrowed 20 cents 23 00:01:04,062 --> 00:01:05,092 Then what? 24 00:01:05,094 --> 00:01:06,966 For the Jitney Bus 25 00:01:07,715 --> 00:01:11,230 His Coffee meal was made of tin, 26 00:01:11,232 --> 00:01:14,839 but tin was made to pack things in 27 00:01:14,841 --> 00:01:19,189 He hung a sign, and it read thus 28 00:01:19,372 --> 00:01:23,614 this is Gasoline Gus and His Jitny Bus 29 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,192 Gus... Gus 30 00:01:25,542 --> 00:01:26,779 Gasoline Gus 31 00:01:27,128 --> 00:01:30,282 Gasoline Guis and his Jitny Bus 32 00:01:30,284 --> 00:01:32,175 He packed 'em on the fenders 33 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:34,133 and he packed 'em on the hood 34 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,433 he packed 'em by the dozen 35 00:01:35,435 --> 00:01:37,274 And the other dozen stood 36 00:01:37,276 --> 00:01:40,859 From out the Heap, there came a cry 37 00:01:40,861 --> 00:01:44,845 Hey! get that Suitcase out of my eye! 38 00:01:44,847 --> 00:01:47,965 Gus, Gus, Gasoline Gus. 39 00:01:48,394 --> 00:01:51,362 Gasoline Gus and his Jitny bus 40 00:01:51,813 --> 00:01:54,981 (song ends) 41 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:00,987 Commrad Bulshov 42 00:02:01,400 --> 00:02:04,080 You are wanted in interegation rooms 43 00:02:04,082 --> 00:02:05,586 1 through 12 44 00:02:05,588 --> 00:02:06,905 Commrad Bolshov 45 00:02:06,907 --> 00:02:09,466 You are wanted in interegation rooms 46 00:02:09,468 --> 00:02:11,372 1 through 12 47 00:02:16,722 --> 00:02:23,820 (Russian music plays) 48 00:04:16,527 --> 00:04:17,684 Greatings 49 00:04:17,686 --> 00:04:18,731 And Welcome 50 00:04:18,733 --> 00:04:21,400 from the New Soviet Replublic of Planets 51 00:04:22,688 --> 00:04:24,355 My name is Doctor Bulshov 52 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,690 And i am here to interegate you today 53 00:04:30,630 --> 00:04:32,564 (Comical yet unnerving music) 54 00:05:05,380 --> 00:05:08,428 I have but, two questions for you 55 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:12,110 Who are you? 56 00:05:14,666 --> 00:05:18,760 And why, were you flying through red territory 57 00:05:19,523 --> 00:05:20,523 Unrestricted 58 00:05:21,062 --> 00:05:24,474 Without the proper, Identification 59 00:05:26,495 --> 00:05:27,562 I'ts no secret. 60 00:05:27,829 --> 00:05:28,922 I am Jacob 61 00:05:28,924 --> 00:05:30,457 Captain of the Dva Orla 62 00:05:31,845 --> 00:05:33,525 We were transporting good 63 00:05:33,527 --> 00:05:36,260 When unusual circumstances befell my crew 64 00:05:37,285 --> 00:05:39,152 I'm not telling you anything 65 00:05:40,809 --> 00:05:42,609 If i rat out my friends... 66 00:05:42,904 --> 00:05:44,442 can i go back to civilian life? 67 00:05:44,982 --> 00:05:47,382 You don't look very new soviet to me 68 00:05:48,823 --> 00:05:52,171 can i just clarifyone thing before we get started 69 00:05:52,173 --> 00:05:55,450 the woman, you found in the hall... 70 00:05:56,038 --> 00:05:57,304 was not a sex robot 71 00:05:58,228 --> 00:05:59,275 я секс-робот 72 00:06:04,853 --> 00:06:06,105 we're not scientists... 73 00:06:06,107 --> 00:06:07,518 hiding the next superweapon... 74 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:08,520 I promise 75 00:06:09,329 --> 00:06:11,931 she was just your average companion robot 76 00:06:11,933 --> 00:06:14,333 like those little seals, or the dogs 77 00:06:15,028 --> 00:06:17,694 only she could cook and clean, and stuff 78 00:06:19,619 --> 00:06:20,966 I love communism 79 00:06:20,968 --> 00:06:23,347 I've never not loved Communism 80 00:06:23,349 --> 00:06:26,252 I just don't wear the colors because I.... 81 00:06:26,254 --> 00:06:27,388 don't want to die 82 00:06:30,146 --> 00:06:31,146 Nope 83 00:06:32,527 --> 00:06:35,470 I am programed to please in many ways 84 00:06:35,472 --> 00:06:37,472 and in many languages 85 00:06:40,989 --> 00:06:42,812 I don't want to be here, 86 00:06:42,814 --> 00:06:44,989 Can i go home please 87 00:06:48,751 --> 00:06:50,751 let me start from the begining 88 00:06:58,357 --> 00:07:04,782 (Powerful hopeful music) 89 00:08:00,684 --> 00:08:01,684 Alright buddy 90 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:04,999 Looks like the radiation is from the west 91 00:08:05,001 --> 00:08:06,158 so if the wind does not pick up 92 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,493 we;re going to be ok 93 00:08:32,430 --> 00:08:33,630 give me your knife 94 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:45,454 (Stripping wires and grunting) 95 00:08:47,501 --> 00:08:50,643 You are scraping to many of the wires off 96 00:08:51,401 --> 00:08:53,043 I do not know if you speak russian 97 00:08:53,045 --> 00:08:54,542 but i do not speak russian, 98 00:08:54,544 --> 00:08:57,211 so i have to guess which one is the door 99 00:08:58,004 --> 00:08:59,538 Could try one at a time 100 00:09:00,615 --> 00:09:01,856 its not that one 101 00:09:06,940 --> 00:09:11,104 (odd sounds door opens) 102 00:09:12,708 --> 00:09:13,774 Did you do that? 103 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:15,724 Yeah... 104 00:09:17,749 --> 00:09:20,549 this thing must have a working fusion core 105 00:09:20,764 --> 00:09:22,564 thats why the lights are on 106 00:09:22,891 --> 00:09:23,891 Score 107 00:09:28,269 --> 00:09:29,982 (lights turn on) 108 00:09:33,507 --> 00:09:34,507 Oh wow 109 00:09:36,126 --> 00:09:37,992 Hey, come look at this part! 110 00:09:39,356 --> 00:09:41,356 Oh my god, looks like a house! 111 00:09:41,928 --> 00:09:44,149 Got a... could put a sofa there 112 00:09:44,848 --> 00:09:46,315 you can put a tv there 113 00:09:47,658 --> 00:09:48,658 is that Stalin? 114 00:09:51,467 --> 00:09:52,467 Well you work 115 00:09:54,150 --> 00:09:55,959 Oh my god that is Stalin 116 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,070 Hello comrad 117 00:09:59,769 --> 00:10:01,835 Mind if i look out your window? 118 00:10:03,414 --> 00:10:05,347 Oh yeah Sure, that make sense 119 00:10:07,572 --> 00:10:09,706 I'm going to check out this room 120 00:10:10,303 --> 00:10:11,626 we need to get to the engine room, 121 00:10:11,628 --> 00:10:12,348 and rip the core out 122 00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:14,350 before any other salveger does 123 00:10:15,706 --> 00:10:16,706 Door open 124 00:10:21,278 --> 00:10:22,344 lets try manualy 125 00:10:27,024 --> 00:10:28,624 (light turns on noisily) 126 00:10:29,358 --> 00:10:36,855 (ominous music) 127 00:11:50,281 --> 00:11:51,415 (clicking button) 128 00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:52,862 (door closes) 129 00:11:56,669 --> 00:11:57,669 Hope that opens 130 00:11:58,446 --> 00:11:59,446 (Computer noises) 131 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:05,668 (Russian language) 132 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,387 (Spanish Language) 133 00:12:10,927 --> 00:12:12,861 (For English, please press 3) 134 00:12:14,054 --> 00:12:15,901 (German Language) 135 00:12:17,848 --> 00:12:19,417 Thank you for pressing three 136 00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:21,116 Instructions and controls 137 00:12:21,118 --> 00:12:21,927 Have been modified 138 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:23,403 for your personal preference 139 00:12:23,405 --> 00:12:25,451 If you would like to change this option 140 00:12:25,453 --> 00:12:28,712 You may do so at any time through the main menu 141 00:12:28,714 --> 00:12:30,491 Welcome to the new soviet vessel 142 00:12:30,746 --> 00:12:31,746 Dva Orla 143 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,545 Communism is the only way to fly 144 00:12:39,618 --> 00:12:40,457 Peter 145 00:12:40,459 --> 00:12:41,561 Yeah? 146 00:12:41,563 --> 00:12:43,420 I think we can fix this 147 00:12:44,453 --> 00:12:46,186 What are you talking about 148 00:12:46,788 --> 00:12:47,960 I think we can do it, 149 00:12:47,962 --> 00:12:50,294 i think we can fix this Durging ship 150 00:12:50,296 --> 00:12:52,452 whatever you did must have reset everything 151 00:12:52,454 --> 00:12:54,587 But, I am registerd as the pilot 152 00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:57,402 WHat are you talking about? 153 00:12:57,404 --> 00:12:58,427 This is a space ship 154 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,279 We can not fix a space ship 155 00:13:00,281 --> 00:13:02,815 One little mistake and PFFFAHHHHHPPUUULLKU 156 00:13:07,107 --> 00:13:08,107 I checked 157 00:13:08,686 --> 00:13:11,219 We get Edwardo to resurface the tiles 158 00:13:11,221 --> 00:13:12,425 We get a salvedge title 159 00:13:12,427 --> 00:13:13,894 and we are ready to go 160 00:13:15,046 --> 00:13:17,513 How are we going to pay for all that? 161 00:13:19,588 --> 00:13:20,588 We sell the car 162 00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:28,000 (Triumphant music plays) 163 00:13:29,378 --> 00:13:31,178 (Suspense music takes over) 164 00:13:31,754 --> 00:13:33,149 One of your friends 165 00:13:33,151 --> 00:13:35,085 may... or may not have.... 166 00:13:35,087 --> 00:13:37,148 told me, that they saved you... 167 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,141 from a slave market 168 00:13:40,135 --> 00:13:42,038 would you care to eleborate 169 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,173 that is compleate and total bull 170 00:13:48,236 --> 00:13:49,663 fine, if they are going to talk, 171 00:13:49,665 --> 00:13:52,131 then i am going to tell you the truth 172 00:13:52,315 --> 00:13:55,268 (curious music) 173 00:13:58,844 --> 00:14:01,777 oh, just put a tissue on it, it will be fine 174 00:14:03,989 --> 00:14:05,128 Alright mr. Jenson 175 00:14:05,130 --> 00:14:07,463 lets have a look at that root canal 176 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,368 (videophone calling) 177 00:14:11,532 --> 00:14:12,467 Look Ricky 178 00:14:12,469 --> 00:14:15,372 I need you to get that package to Nueva Tiera 179 00:14:15,374 --> 00:14:16,374 right now! 180 00:14:17,374 --> 00:14:18,650 Hey Hey, don't worry boss 181 00:14:18,652 --> 00:14:19,562 don't worry 182 00:14:19,564 --> 00:14:21,667 As soon as a legitimate buisness comes my way 183 00:14:21,669 --> 00:14:24,620 I'll have this thing right on it going too.. 184 00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:25,622 Nueva 185 00:14:26,581 --> 00:14:27,581 Tiera 186 00:14:27,891 --> 00:14:29,874 otherwise, you know whats going to happen 187 00:14:29,876 --> 00:14:31,426 your nuts. in a jar... 188 00:14:31,428 --> 00:14:32,768 Nuts in a jar Ricky! 189 00:14:32,770 --> 00:14:34,030 Ya Ya Ya i get it i get it 190 00:14:34,032 --> 00:14:35,117 my nuts in a jar 191 00:14:35,119 --> 00:14:35,785 but don't worry 192 00:14:35,786 --> 00:14:37,434 I'll have it there on time 193 00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:38,636 I'm a professional 194 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:40,593 I don't care what you need to do 195 00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:41,761 you hide that thing in a shipment 196 00:14:41,763 --> 00:14:43,308 and you get it over here 197 00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:43,927 yeah yeah yeah yeah 198 00:14:43,929 --> 00:14:44,929 Come on, i know 199 00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:47,348 Honey, do you think you can put 200 00:14:47,350 --> 00:14:48,912 one of these pillow in your suitcase? 201 00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,197 Diane! 202 00:14:50,199 --> 00:14:52,785 I'm Busy over here, I'm doing Buisness 203 00:14:53,595 --> 00:14:54,596 Alright ricky 204 00:14:54,598 --> 00:14:55,675 You better do better 205 00:14:55,677 --> 00:14:56,533 I got to go 206 00:14:56,535 --> 00:14:58,644 before my wife packs the bed in the suitcase. 207 00:14:58,646 --> 00:14:59,646 Goodbye 208 00:15:01,900 --> 00:15:03,166 This isn't Edwardos 209 00:15:03,661 --> 00:15:05,482 This is an old Calonial barn in downtown... 210 00:15:05,484 --> 00:15:06,484 New Millwaukee 211 00:15:06,770 --> 00:15:07,770 Yeah but 212 00:15:07,992 --> 00:15:09,498 We have to get a title 213 00:15:09,500 --> 00:15:10,672 Before we put any money in it 214 00:15:10,674 --> 00:15:11,674 Ah.... Smart 215 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,053 Hey, welcome to Ricky's Blacksmith shop 216 00:15:15,055 --> 00:15:16,388 I can forge anything 217 00:15:18,749 --> 00:15:20,304 Oh ho that's clever 218 00:15:20,527 --> 00:15:22,620 we need a title for a vehicle 219 00:15:22,622 --> 00:15:24,207 a real Salvage title 220 00:15:24,209 --> 00:15:26,304 for a REAL salvaged vehicle 221 00:15:26,987 --> 00:15:29,521 Oh yeah yeah yeah sure, how old is it? 222 00:15:30,472 --> 00:15:31,550 Roughly hundred... 223 00:15:31,552 --> 00:15:33,418 Hundred and twenty years old 224 00:15:34,298 --> 00:15:37,030 whoa not many survivors of the galactic war 225 00:15:37,032 --> 00:15:38,681 you sure that thing's not more modern? 226 00:15:38,683 --> 00:15:39,839 Oh yeah 227 00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:42,127 This has got surplus written all over it 228 00:15:42,350 --> 00:15:43,350 (dentist drill) 229 00:15:45,112 --> 00:15:46,245 (humourous music) 230 00:15:48,325 --> 00:15:49,325 Ricky! 231 00:15:50,515 --> 00:15:51,515 Shoot 232 00:15:53,357 --> 00:15:54,357 Ricky 233 00:15:55,118 --> 00:15:57,148 Whoa! if it isn't my beautiful 234 00:15:57,150 --> 00:15:58,617 Jewel of the Dentistry 235 00:15:58,817 --> 00:16:00,484 how can i help you today? 236 00:16:01,059 --> 00:16:03,771 Your stupid extension cord pulled out again 237 00:16:03,773 --> 00:16:06,239 and i'm in the middle of a root canal 238 00:16:09,138 --> 00:16:10,271 One second please 239 00:16:16,540 --> 00:16:17,540 Gee thanks 240 00:16:17,937 --> 00:16:19,998 You know i pay enough rent here, 241 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:22,189 that you could install a perminant outlet 242 00:16:22,681 --> 00:16:23,943 Consider it done 243 00:16:23,945 --> 00:16:27,316 My princess of plaque removal 244 00:16:28,856 --> 00:16:31,761 Yeah Sure.... Three years from now 245 00:16:34,490 --> 00:16:36,265 yeah, sorry about all that 246 00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:37,334 but, yeah your a 247 00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:39,932 problem should not be a big deal 248 00:16:39,934 --> 00:16:40,995 all just legaleeze 249 00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:42,980 Doting I's Crossing T's so... 250 00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:45,290 I'll be able to take care of that no problem 251 00:16:45,292 --> 00:16:46,283 with a small fee of course 252 00:16:46,285 --> 00:16:47,862 Which brings us to our second point. 253 00:16:47,864 --> 00:16:49,064 One, we need a job 254 00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:50,243 Two 255 00:16:50,245 --> 00:16:51,029 we need paper's... 256 00:16:51,031 --> 00:16:52,640 that guarentee us safe passage 257 00:16:52,642 --> 00:16:53,720 no matter what side of the war 258 00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,259 we are boarded by. 259 00:16:55,261 --> 00:16:57,461 Ah, now i see why you came to me! 260 00:16:58,068 --> 00:16:59,401 You wan't your title 261 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,467 In exchange for your first job 262 00:17:01,469 --> 00:17:02,469 am i right? 263 00:17:03,168 --> 00:17:04,168 No way 264 00:17:05,063 --> 00:17:07,308 We want to get paid for that too 265 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:08,928 right right right sure yeah 266 00:17:08,930 --> 00:17:11,706 Actualy, you are in a heck of a lot of luck 267 00:17:11,708 --> 00:17:14,674 if that thing can fly to Nueva Tiera that is 268 00:17:14,676 --> 00:17:15,722 Its going to be like a month 269 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:16,801 in a class 5 270 00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:17,960 It will make it 271 00:17:17,962 --> 00:17:20,029 besides, what else are we doing 272 00:17:21,385 --> 00:17:22,541 hey that's right! 273 00:17:22,543 --> 00:17:25,224 And if you get through this with the cargo 274 00:17:25,226 --> 00:17:26,573 you will have some dough in your pockets 275 00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:27,319 by the end of this too 276 00:17:27,321 --> 00:17:28,321 Believe me 277 00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:29,779 Alright 278 00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:30,898 You run these number 279 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,327 Make sure it's not stolen for us 280 00:17:32,329 --> 00:17:34,041 and we will be right back 281 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:35,057 yeah yeah yeah don't worry 282 00:17:35,059 --> 00:17:36,265 the numbers will be checked 283 00:17:36,487 --> 00:17:37,422 Got a comunicator? 284 00:17:37,424 --> 00:17:38,787 Our number is in the folder 285 00:17:38,789 --> 00:17:39,789 (drilling) 286 00:17:40,677 --> 00:17:42,525 Well i think that concludes our buisness then 287 00:17:42,527 --> 00:17:44,081 I'll see you guys later 288 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,399 alfeeterzay... umm 289 00:17:45,606 --> 00:17:46,606 Alfretasay? 290 00:17:47,638 --> 00:17:48,636 Goodbye 291 00:17:48,638 --> 00:17:49,803 get out of here 292 00:17:49,805 --> 00:17:51,525 siera zonka 293 00:17:51,527 --> 00:17:52,527 Whatever 294 00:17:55,210 --> 00:17:56,810 Now i gotta find a cargo 295 00:18:03,071 --> 00:18:04,071 Hey Tina? 296 00:18:05,793 --> 00:18:06,793 (drill) 297 00:18:07,906 --> 00:18:08,906 Tina? 298 00:18:10,017 --> 00:18:11,017 Tina? 299 00:18:16,315 --> 00:18:17,315 (Drill stops) 300 00:18:21,252 --> 00:18:22,966 I;m a little busy Rick 301 00:18:24,188 --> 00:18:26,478 How would you like to get tha..... 302 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:27,800 How would you like to get that.. 303 00:18:27,802 --> 00:18:29,435 Medical Degree you are always talking about 304 00:18:29,437 --> 00:18:30,770 a real one this time 305 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,657 you know i do 306 00:18:32,659 --> 00:18:33,800 plug that thing in. 307 00:18:33,802 --> 00:18:35,974 I have a man in increadible pain 308 00:18:35,976 --> 00:18:38,198 he didn't pay the extra for the anesthetic 309 00:18:38,437 --> 00:18:39,799 I hear Nueva Tiera 310 00:18:39,801 --> 00:18:42,039 has some excelent universities! 311 00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,275 All you have to do is 312 00:18:43,277 --> 00:18:45,344 work with sick students and stuff 313 00:18:45,346 --> 00:18:46,346 and its free 314 00:18:46,769 --> 00:18:48,696 And being the nice guy that i am 315 00:18:48,698 --> 00:18:49,450 look at this 316 00:18:49,452 --> 00:18:51,090 I'll take what you paid in rent 317 00:18:51,092 --> 00:18:52,058 put it right towards the ticket 318 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,312 just with a tiny little fee 319 00:18:53,314 --> 00:18:54,314 it will be fine 320 00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:56,032 Are you serious? 321 00:18:56,679 --> 00:18:58,813 (Mumbled) Im in increadible pain 322 00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,480 yeah, i'll be with you in a second.... 323 00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:03,482 tell me more! 324 00:19:05,657 --> 00:19:07,457 (Rock and Roll music Plays) 325 00:19:12,821 --> 00:19:14,851 Dang 326 00:19:14,853 --> 00:19:17,232 That looks like a lot of work yo 327 00:19:17,234 --> 00:19:19,867 looks like a lot of work... lot of work 328 00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,335 mmm we gonna get paid! 329 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,970 Alright, what's the damage? 330 00:19:26,070 --> 00:19:27,336 You must be warping 331 00:19:27,768 --> 00:19:31,212 this thing is crash, like tottaly rad yo 332 00:19:34,149 --> 00:19:35,149 Translation? 333 00:19:35,494 --> 00:19:37,524 It means the ship's in good shape 334 00:19:37,526 --> 00:19:38,526 thank you 335 00:19:39,224 --> 00:19:40,491 but can you fix it? 336 00:19:40,923 --> 00:19:42,286 Are you kidding me? 337 00:19:42,288 --> 00:19:45,688 This elevator is Scratching like a gittyup lazer DJ 338 00:19:47,426 --> 00:19:48,820 how much do we need to fix it up? 339 00:19:48,822 --> 00:19:50,456 You slip diss slip diss 340 00:19:50,458 --> 00:19:52,568 we got mad waves bro 341 00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:54,442 we gonna like 342 00:19:54,918 --> 00:19:55,918 Stitch you in 343 00:19:57,172 --> 00:19:58,451 Scrape her down 344 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,880 and that will only be 500 345 00:20:01,102 --> 00:20:03,450 but then we got to do the flame job 346 00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:05,529 and that's gonna be 8 grand because, 347 00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:06,531 you gotta do it 348 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:10,055 and it need to handle the heat from the landing yo 349 00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:11,837 i love your enthusiasm 350 00:20:12,450 --> 00:20:14,114 but you are talking lobster dinner, 351 00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:16,273 and we are on a popcorn budget 352 00:20:16,275 --> 00:20:17,275 oih come on 353 00:20:18,085 --> 00:20:20,351 you can't diss a clas boo like her 354 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,907 she deserves flames 355 00:20:22,775 --> 00:20:23,775 lights... 356 00:20:24,077 --> 00:20:25,343 a classic like this 357 00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,013 don't deserve no 359 358 00:20:28,378 --> 00:20:32,330 she deserves the whole '60 359 00:20:34,345 --> 00:20:36,145 (rock and roll and silence) 360 00:20:46,599 --> 00:20:47,644 Fine 361 00:20:47,646 --> 00:20:50,295 The outer shell is lennenite so that will hold up 362 00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:52,120 we're gonna put a couple new monitors... 363 00:20:52,122 --> 00:20:53,122 in the cock pit 364 00:20:53,773 --> 00:20:55,707 lock a couple other things in 365 00:20:56,386 --> 00:20:58,226 we could do it for your car 366 00:20:58,228 --> 00:21:00,228 but it aint going to be pretty 367 00:21:01,069 --> 00:21:02,535 as long as it will fly 368 00:21:02,815 --> 00:21:03,881 You have my word 369 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:05,654 but 370 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:07,258 that don't mean much, cause if it 371 00:21:07,260 --> 00:21:08,350 doesn't go right 372 00:21:08,352 --> 00:21:10,107 You'll never see me again 373 00:21:10,109 --> 00:21:11,909 (laughing) lets get started 374 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:16,775 (montage rock music) 375 00:21:22,039 --> 00:21:23,275 Hey man, look what i found... 376 00:21:23,277 --> 00:21:24,672 in one of these compartments 377 00:21:24,674 --> 00:21:25,807 Yo is that heavy? 378 00:21:26,039 --> 00:21:27,164 It aint light 379 00:21:27,166 --> 00:21:28,166 We keeping this 380 00:21:28,451 --> 00:21:29,451 YEAH! 381 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:41,120 Man... why won't this door cloase right 382 00:21:42,412 --> 00:21:43,412 Eh, you Fred... 383 00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:45,854 Make sure you fix that hidra 384 00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:48,633 Oh man... hope nobody notices 385 00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,559 Hey where'd it go? 386 00:21:55,561 --> 00:21:57,094 I thought i just had it 387 00:21:57,894 --> 00:21:58,860 Got another one for ya, 388 00:21:58,862 --> 00:21:59,972 you don't need help with that do you? 389 00:21:59,974 --> 00:22:02,465 Na, man i got this i got this 390 00:22:08,665 --> 00:22:09,665 Eh, yo Fred! 391 00:22:10,046 --> 00:22:12,409 Make sur eyou get that hidra fixed 392 00:22:12,411 --> 00:22:14,409 Aww man... I aint even got time to light 393 00:22:14,411 --> 00:22:17,323 this Ciggerete i so busy over hear man 394 00:22:20,164 --> 00:22:21,164 Haha 395 00:22:21,482 --> 00:22:23,545 It was stuck on my chair! 396 00:22:24,117 --> 00:22:25,577 Stuck on my chair 397 00:22:25,831 --> 00:22:27,898 Where did it go? Right here! 398 00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,643 He he he he yeah baby 399 00:22:30,354 --> 00:22:31,384 look at that! 400 00:22:31,386 --> 00:22:32,919 Hey, here's another one 401 00:22:33,608 --> 00:22:36,177 Aint nobody noticing, 402 00:22:36,179 --> 00:22:37,852 we drinkin' on the job 403 00:22:41,745 --> 00:22:42,745 Oh man 404 00:22:44,126 --> 00:22:45,155 Eh yo Homey! 405 00:22:45,157 --> 00:22:46,640 I got your wrench, you need your wrench? 406 00:22:46,642 --> 00:22:47,505 I got your wrench. 407 00:22:47,507 --> 00:22:49,171 I don't need that wrench no more man 408 00:22:49,173 --> 00:22:51,107 Oh, you don't need the wrench 409 00:22:53,964 --> 00:22:54,964 Man 410 00:22:55,139 --> 00:22:56,582 Close man! 411 00:22:58,075 --> 00:22:59,263 Eh, man i'm done with that 412 00:22:59,265 --> 00:23:00,399 What do you need? 413 00:23:00,599 --> 00:23:01,599 EHYEAY! 414 00:23:02,154 --> 00:23:03,688 Sorry about that homey! 415 00:23:11,663 --> 00:23:13,628 Alright, so this is the main controls 416 00:23:13,630 --> 00:23:16,734 But as long as we have the laptop patched in 417 00:23:16,736 --> 00:23:18,075 i figured what the hell 418 00:23:18,077 --> 00:23:19,709 Patch the controls into the keyboard. 419 00:23:19,711 --> 00:23:21,535 Go ahead and take the wheel 420 00:23:21,537 --> 00:23:22,537 alright 421 00:23:26,065 --> 00:23:27,065 (Engines start) 422 00:23:29,065 --> 00:23:31,874 (lift off) 423 00:23:40,339 --> 00:23:41,739 (Electro music plays) 424 00:23:44,116 --> 00:23:45,337 Everybody alright? 425 00:23:45,339 --> 00:23:46,339 Clear yo! 426 00:23:47,450 --> 00:23:48,717 (techno music intensifys) 427 00:24:29,624 --> 00:24:30,939 That reminds me 428 00:24:30,941 --> 00:24:31,096 the thrust is the same 429 00:24:32,164 --> 00:24:33,287 But to activate the turn, 430 00:24:33,289 --> 00:24:35,223 you need to use the side arrows in space 431 00:24:35,225 --> 00:24:36,953 its a compleatly different method of movement 432 00:24:36,955 --> 00:24:38,422 outside the atmosphere 433 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:50,960 Wow 434 00:24:55,252 --> 00:24:56,123 uhoh 435 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:57,186 what? 436 00:24:57,188 --> 00:25:00,027 The artificial gravity in the sleeping Quarters is red 437 00:25:00,029 --> 00:25:01,029 move over 438 00:25:04,799 --> 00:25:08,332 ok, its green now, i guess it just needed to be reset 439 00:25:10,576 --> 00:25:12,036 yeah. it works 440 00:25:16,743 --> 00:25:18,676 i knew this baby could bounce 441 00:25:23,266 --> 00:25:24,758 aight we done yo! 442 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:28,126 Give us the keys and thats a fair trade 443 00:25:28,128 --> 00:25:30,261 then we can get out of your hair 444 00:25:32,858 --> 00:25:33,888 come on 445 00:25:33,890 --> 00:25:35,156 we aint got all day 446 00:25:35,604 --> 00:25:37,271 we didnt do this for free 447 00:25:37,652 --> 00:25:38,669 lets go 448 00:25:38,671 --> 00:25:39,938 its a good ship man 449 00:25:40,385 --> 00:25:41,785 Yo, you gonna love it 450 00:25:42,290 --> 00:25:44,829 We out. Peace! 451 00:25:48,348 --> 00:25:49,838 Everything is going to be alright 452 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,107 lets just calm down 453 00:25:51,332 --> 00:25:52,332 calm down? 454 00:25:52,920 --> 00:25:54,076 Everything is not going to be alright! 455 00:25:54,078 --> 00:25:55,117 We just unlocked another 456 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:55,759 mystery of the universe 457 00:25:55,761 --> 00:25:57,761 that could destroy everything, 458 00:25:57,936 --> 00:25:59,602 You want me to calm down! 459 00:25:59,819 --> 00:26:00,819 Ok 460 00:26:01,867 --> 00:26:05,945 I did not want to do this, but i know a guy 461 00:26:06,740 --> 00:26:07,753 who knows a guy 462 00:26:07,755 --> 00:26:08,755 and maybe 463 00:26:09,232 --> 00:26:11,061 I could call that guy 464 00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,846 he will make everything alright 465 00:26:14,732 --> 00:26:16,132 a guy you don't know? 466 00:26:16,541 --> 00:26:18,254 I know the guy who knows the guy 467 00:26:18,256 --> 00:26:20,322 and i know i can trust that... 468 00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:21,684 Guy... 469 00:26:23,204 --> 00:26:25,337 well its better then our options 470 00:26:25,537 --> 00:26:27,071 which is nothing really 471 00:26:27,950 --> 00:26:28,950 except waiting 472 00:26:29,553 --> 00:26:30,553 and hopefully 473 00:26:30,998 --> 00:26:32,393 they just don't find us. 474 00:26:32,395 --> 00:26:33,832 I mean that one guy sold us out 475 00:26:33,834 --> 00:26:34,428 but 476 00:26:34,430 --> 00:26:36,320 they don't know where we are 477 00:26:36,322 --> 00:26:38,063 of course they don't know where we are now, 478 00:26:38,065 --> 00:26:39,372 but if you call someone, they will 479 00:26:39,374 --> 00:26:40,974 be able to track us here 480 00:26:41,422 --> 00:26:43,848 they can't track us here, specificly 481 00:26:43,850 --> 00:26:46,273 they can only track us to the nearest tower 482 00:26:46,275 --> 00:26:48,862 which is miles away, so we're ok 483 00:26:49,546 --> 00:26:51,766 We need to get the samples off the planet 484 00:26:51,768 --> 00:26:53,100 We need to get them off the planet 485 00:26:53,102 --> 00:26:54,639 We need to get them off now 486 00:26:54,641 --> 00:26:55,745 I don't know 487 00:26:55,747 --> 00:26:56,650 you can do 488 00:26:56,652 --> 00:26:57,968 Whatever you think is best 489 00:26:57,970 --> 00:26:59,730 we just need to take care of it... 490 00:26:59,732 --> 00:27:00,396 go take care of it 491 00:27:00,398 --> 00:27:01,998 ok, so i'll call the guy 492 00:27:02,509 --> 00:27:03,509 here 493 00:27:08,289 --> 00:27:11,289 GEOfry, call the guy who knows the guy i know 494 00:27:12,575 --> 00:27:13,779 That's what i am saying boss 495 00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:15,493 Everything is in the bag 496 00:27:15,495 --> 00:27:17,557 All i need is some sort of a shipment 497 00:27:17,559 --> 00:27:19,257 And that could be just about anything 498 00:27:19,259 --> 00:27:19,638 Heck 499 00:27:19,640 --> 00:27:21,590 I could get a box of potatoes 500 00:27:21,592 --> 00:27:22,749 you know the Ruskies they love that stuff 501 00:27:22,751 --> 00:27:23,368 Alright ricky 502 00:27:23,370 --> 00:27:25,103 Oh wait one second i'm getting another call 503 00:27:25,894 --> 00:27:26,543 Look 504 00:27:26,545 --> 00:27:27,812 We know what you do 505 00:27:27,991 --> 00:27:30,053 All we need from you is to take our... 506 00:27:30,055 --> 00:27:31,037 Shipment off this planet, 507 00:27:31,039 --> 00:27:33,291 with no questions asked or facts given 508 00:27:33,293 --> 00:27:34,559 as soon as possible 509 00:27:37,293 --> 00:27:38,386 Gentleman 510 00:27:38,388 --> 00:27:40,521 You have come to the right place 511 00:27:45,152 --> 00:27:47,216 New Crewmember recorded 512 00:27:47,947 --> 00:27:49,480 Welcome to the Dva Orla 513 00:27:52,705 --> 00:27:53,816 this is nice 514 00:27:54,689 --> 00:27:56,556 kind of a musty smell though 515 00:28:08,223 --> 00:28:09,858 GEOfry Give me an ETA 516 00:28:11,779 --> 00:28:13,402 I don't trust these guys 517 00:28:13,404 --> 00:28:14,432 I'm just gonna 518 00:28:14,434 --> 00:28:15,194 i'm gonna burn it 519 00:28:15,196 --> 00:28:16,218 im going to burn it all 520 00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:17,472 and then we don't have to worry about it again 521 00:28:17,474 --> 00:28:19,694 You can't burn it, if you burn that stuff 522 00:28:19,696 --> 00:28:21,296 it reacts and we all die 523 00:28:24,155 --> 00:28:25,997 guess thats worse 524 00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:32,440 But it might happen anyway 525 00:28:32,442 --> 00:28:33,856 Maybe its not even in here 526 00:28:33,858 --> 00:28:36,568 We don't know anymore. Maybe it got lost 527 00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:37,631 Its in there 528 00:28:37,633 --> 00:28:40,233 we know that because we put it in there 529 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:42,441 no don't 530 00:28:42,443 --> 00:28:43,576 (spaceship roars) 531 00:28:44,744 --> 00:28:46,679 (outstandingly awesome rock music plays) 532 00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:49,614 GEOfry give me an exact location of the ship 533 00:29:02,688 --> 00:29:03,688 (Door Opens) 534 00:29:17,981 --> 00:29:22,411 Excuse me, Is this the Dva Orla? 535 00:29:24,427 --> 00:29:25,427 Yeah 536 00:29:25,665 --> 00:29:26,665 It is 537 00:29:27,729 --> 00:29:30,922 I am doctor Norman Zazzles 538 00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,617 And this is my assistant 539 00:29:32,619 --> 00:29:33,712 College 540 00:29:33,714 --> 00:29:34,714 my college 541 00:29:35,286 --> 00:29:37,111 Dr. Rustina Openhiemer 542 00:29:39,683 --> 00:29:40,683 Oh... 543 00:29:42,742 --> 00:29:43,742 Yeah 544 00:29:45,666 --> 00:29:46,866 You are the uhhh 545 00:29:48,567 --> 00:29:49,567 the crew right 546 00:29:50,107 --> 00:29:52,312 Crew? no, were not crew we just passengers 547 00:29:52,314 --> 00:29:54,514 and we have some cargo... to take 548 00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:56,868 Yeah, i know about the cargo 549 00:29:56,870 --> 00:29:58,737 but then it says here.. uh.. 550 00:29:59,093 --> 00:30:02,219 Rustina Openhiemer. signed on... Norman 551 00:30:02,997 --> 00:30:03,837 Zazzles 552 00:30:03,839 --> 00:30:06,105 Yeah Zazzles... says right... Crew 553 00:30:06,992 --> 00:30:09,126 GEOfry check that contract again 554 00:30:25,251 --> 00:30:26,886 Excuse me one minute 555 00:30:29,879 --> 00:30:31,212 he always like that? 556 00:30:32,085 --> 00:30:34,416 (phove call) Uh Please and thank you's 557 00:30:34,418 --> 00:30:37,004 excuse my i got another call coming in 558 00:30:37,006 --> 00:30:38,406 Hello How's it going? 559 00:30:39,022 --> 00:30:41,836 Ricky, i want my money back right now 560 00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:44,612 Oh, yeah refund.. you want a refund 561 00:30:44,788 --> 00:30:46,326 yeah refunds are great. 562 00:30:46,328 --> 00:30:47,850 But you know what else is great? 563 00:30:47,852 --> 00:30:50,145 A couple a soldiers 564 00:30:50,147 --> 00:30:54,545 some very ambitious scary looking soldiers 565 00:30:54,547 --> 00:30:56,387 and they are right over there 566 00:30:56,389 --> 00:30:58,157 yeah, they are right here talking to me 567 00:30:58,159 --> 00:30:59,268 and they are looking for you 568 00:30:59,270 --> 00:31:00,863 do you want to say hi to them 569 00:31:00,865 --> 00:31:01,355 Yeah 570 00:31:01,357 --> 00:31:02,254 Lets say hi to them. 571 00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:03,318 Before i get your your refund 572 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:03,907 here 573 00:31:04,129 --> 00:31:05,596 say hi to the soldiers 574 00:31:05,796 --> 00:31:06,796 See here 575 00:31:07,748 --> 00:31:08,905 amendment 27 here 576 00:31:08,907 --> 00:31:11,619 (mumbling) 577 00:31:11,810 --> 00:31:13,126 grab a box Rustina 578 00:31:13,317 --> 00:31:14,584 why what did he say 579 00:31:14,810 --> 00:31:17,076 Just grab a box i'll explain later 580 00:31:30,026 --> 00:31:32,025 Air systems... green 581 00:31:33,962 --> 00:31:35,978 Guidance..... Green 582 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:41,028 Gravity... Freaking yellow 583 00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,155 Green 584 00:31:48,235 --> 00:31:49,901 Alright, I got the Uh.... 585 00:31:50,403 --> 00:31:53,419 Hand's all tied down, and we got the doc so 586 00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:55,633 just about ready to go 587 00:31:57,674 --> 00:31:58,674 is that yellow? 588 00:32:03,155 --> 00:32:04,155 K we are good 589 00:32:04,774 --> 00:32:06,707 I'll tell them to batton down 590 00:32:07,440 --> 00:32:08,440 Rodger that! 591 00:32:10,091 --> 00:32:11,091 Attention crew 592 00:32:11,996 --> 00:32:13,940 this is your captain speaking 593 00:32:13,942 --> 00:32:15,654 we are about to disembark 594 00:32:15,656 --> 00:32:19,035 now would be a great time to find yourself a seat 595 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:21,104 put your butts into your chairs 596 00:32:21,450 --> 00:32:23,226 And if you have a seatbelt 597 00:32:23,228 --> 00:32:24,761 I suggest putting it on 598 00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:27,305 and hold on tight 599 00:32:30,052 --> 00:32:33,226 (exciting rock and roll plays) 600 00:32:47,025 --> 00:32:50,007 Attention Crew we have left the atmosphere, 601 00:32:50,009 --> 00:32:51,942 prepare for hyperspace travel 602 00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:56,238 (Futuristic funky music plays) 603 00:33:16,624 --> 00:33:17,624 Shing Ga 604 00:33:18,227 --> 00:33:20,094 Is that our traveling speed? 605 00:33:20,941 --> 00:33:23,341 Edwards must have hooked up up right 606 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:24,614 Attention crew, 607 00:33:24,616 --> 00:33:26,455 we have reached travling speed 608 00:33:26,457 --> 00:33:28,857 you are free to move about the cabin 609 00:33:29,378 --> 00:33:30,378 alright 610 00:33:31,695 --> 00:33:32,762 Where is my gun? 611 00:33:37,036 --> 00:33:38,605 Oww my writing hand too 612 00:33:38,607 --> 00:33:40,630 Why did you have a knife when we jumped? 613 00:33:40,632 --> 00:33:42,129 I found it in my seat. 614 00:33:42,131 --> 00:33:42,916 What was i supposed to do 615 00:33:42,918 --> 00:33:45,008 not open it up and play with it 616 00:33:45,010 --> 00:33:45,770 what happend 617 00:33:45,772 --> 00:33:46,772 I just cut myself 618 00:33:47,296 --> 00:33:48,496 ill go get the Dr. 619 00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:49,963 Trina!? 620 00:33:50,407 --> 00:33:51,516 Or Tina 621 00:33:51,518 --> 00:33:52,585 Dr. get in here! 622 00:33:54,518 --> 00:33:55,701 Thank goodness it does not look that bad 623 00:33:55,703 --> 00:33:58,311 yeah its fine i just need it cleaned up 624 00:33:58,313 --> 00:34:00,089 Well we don't know where that knife has been 625 00:34:00,091 --> 00:34:01,740 It could have infections 626 00:34:01,742 --> 00:34:04,542 it will be fine, thats why we have doctors 627 00:34:04,852 --> 00:34:07,104 Well, i don't like seeing you hurt 628 00:34:11,885 --> 00:34:12,885 What? 629 00:34:13,086 --> 00:34:15,958 We got a man hurtm you got to patch them up 630 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:17,493 sorry i don't work here 631 00:34:25,111 --> 00:34:26,283 what? 632 00:34:26,285 --> 00:34:28,624 Please don't tell me Ricky tricked you too, 633 00:34:28,626 --> 00:34:31,359 Because we paid a boatload to hire you on 634 00:34:31,857 --> 00:34:33,257 hold on just a second 635 00:34:39,019 --> 00:34:41,885 it says right here in black and white that. 636 00:34:43,495 --> 00:34:44,495 Son of a... 637 00:34:45,622 --> 00:34:46,789 you gotta be... 638 00:34:47,329 --> 00:34:48,329 serious? 639 00:34:51,869 --> 00:34:52,869 Where is he? 640 00:34:53,853 --> 00:34:55,253 He is actualy a woman 641 00:34:58,378 --> 00:35:00,311 Hey, that feels pretty good. 642 00:35:00,727 --> 00:35:02,884 Reminds me of when i was a little girl 643 00:35:02,886 --> 00:35:06,152 But why didn't you just put artificial skin on it 644 00:35:07,933 --> 00:35:09,667 I made that bandage myself 645 00:35:10,568 --> 00:35:13,235 it should heal up without much of a scar 646 00:35:14,082 --> 00:35:15,167 you know 647 00:35:15,169 --> 00:35:16,953 Artificial skin takes up less room 648 00:35:16,955 --> 00:35:19,289 and it does not cost that much more 649 00:35:23,058 --> 00:35:24,277 I'll consider that 650 00:35:24,279 --> 00:35:25,545 thank you very much 651 00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:29,649 I like the whole holistic thing.. but 652 00:35:29,651 --> 00:35:32,584 I't going to suck to touch stuff for a while 653 00:35:42,041 --> 00:35:43,641 danget, its yellow again 654 00:35:47,581 --> 00:35:48,963 Peter check the artificial gravity 655 00:35:48,965 --> 00:35:50,632 the thing is yellow again 656 00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:53,976 (Muffled) Check the what? 657 00:35:53,978 --> 00:35:55,178 Artificial gravity 658 00:35:56,026 --> 00:35:57,026 (muffled) K... 659 00:35:58,471 --> 00:35:59,471 alright fine 660 00:36:10,411 --> 00:36:11,478 (tools clunking) 661 00:36:25,067 --> 00:36:30,748 (scary mysterious music) 662 00:37:05,787 --> 00:37:07,120 (Music changes tone) 663 00:37:11,937 --> 00:37:13,737 (old cartoon music singing) 664 00:37:17,251 --> 00:37:18,584 This is Horrible.... 665 00:37:19,076 --> 00:37:20,076 Oh my god! 666 00:37:21,672 --> 00:37:23,938 (song) Just pretend that your sick 667 00:37:24,897 --> 00:37:28,103 And your Poor back is sore 668 00:37:28,398 --> 00:37:34,776 And Limp with a groan to the hospital door 669 00:37:34,778 --> 00:37:36,778 While your pals train in rain 670 00:37:37,070 --> 00:37:39,535 you can lay back and snore 671 00:37:39,537 --> 00:37:40,802 if you gold brick 672 00:37:40,804 --> 00:37:41,874 just gold brick 673 00:37:41,876 --> 00:37:42,876 just gold brick 674 00:37:44,315 --> 00:37:45,382 (song continues) 675 00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:47,037 Ok You Two 676 00:37:47,371 --> 00:37:48,371 uh... 677 00:37:49,427 --> 00:37:51,760 why don't you go secure those boxes 678 00:37:52,298 --> 00:37:53,498 but i hurt my hand 679 00:37:57,950 --> 00:37:59,679 you got it bandage just go back there 680 00:37:59,681 --> 00:38:01,541 and lock things down tight 681 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,811 but we are already at traveling speed 682 00:38:03,813 --> 00:38:06,279 why would we need to lock things down 683 00:38:08,076 --> 00:38:09,837 we will be slowing down eventualy. 684 00:38:09,839 --> 00:38:10,839 Go do it 685 00:38:11,925 --> 00:38:12,925 alright fine 686 00:38:14,656 --> 00:38:15,656 come on rusty 687 00:38:25,914 --> 00:38:28,707 (Quick exciting music plays) 688 00:38:55,585 --> 00:38:57,487 I am programed to assist you 689 00:38:57,489 --> 00:38:58,822 in any of your needs 690 00:38:59,688 --> 00:39:00,670 I have been programed 691 00:39:00,672 --> 00:39:02,139 with Culinary Recipies 692 00:39:02,545 --> 00:39:04,104 And can organize and steralize 693 00:39:04,106 --> 00:39:05,172 your environment 694 00:39:06,836 --> 00:39:10,158 I am going to have to find a way to cook in here 695 00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:11,693 How shall i address you 696 00:39:12,819 --> 00:39:15,219 oh yeah oh of course my name's Peter 697 00:39:16,172 --> 00:39:17,172 What's yours 698 00:39:17,664 --> 00:39:19,940 You may call me whatever you wish 699 00:39:19,942 --> 00:39:22,008 my last master refered to me as 700 00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:24,981 бесполезный тостер 701 00:39:27,111 --> 00:39:28,111 (Door opens) 702 00:39:31,611 --> 00:39:32,611 (sigh) 703 00:39:32,814 --> 00:39:34,214 Hand me another strap 704 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,680 no this is rope i want a strap 705 00:39:43,878 --> 00:39:45,011 you used them all 706 00:39:45,538 --> 00:39:47,514 What? when did that happen 707 00:39:48,502 --> 00:39:50,873 When you used 5 million other ones 708 00:39:50,875 --> 00:39:52,349 on all the other boxes 709 00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:53,651 in the other cargo bays 710 00:39:53,653 --> 00:39:55,147 why didn't you tell me 711 00:39:55,149 --> 00:39:56,282 we were running low 712 00:39:56,284 --> 00:39:58,909 I did tell you we were running low 713 00:39:58,911 --> 00:39:59,982 No you didn't 714 00:39:59,984 --> 00:40:00,886 I did too! 715 00:40:00,888 --> 00:40:01,466 When? 716 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,350 When i told you 717 00:40:02,352 --> 00:40:04,228 Our supplies are running low 718 00:40:04,230 --> 00:40:05,996 how am i supposed to know what that meant 719 00:40:05,998 --> 00:40:07,519 What else is that supposed to mean 720 00:40:07,521 --> 00:40:09,432 I don't know how about using Quantative 721 00:40:09,434 --> 00:40:10,384 Adjatives 722 00:40:10,386 --> 00:40:11,423 Like number 723 00:40:11,425 --> 00:40:13,074 I don't know, how am i supposed to know 724 00:40:13,076 --> 00:40:15,409 what the relitive low means 725 00:40:15,655 --> 00:40:16,655 low means few 726 00:40:17,304 --> 00:40:19,170 we had few, now we have zero 727 00:40:19,621 --> 00:40:21,960 is that enough of a number for you? Zero 728 00:40:21,962 --> 00:40:22,827 we have rope 729 00:40:22,829 --> 00:40:25,574 how about using five or three? 730 00:40:27,348 --> 00:40:28,582 One! One rope 731 00:40:31,681 --> 00:40:32,996 what does that mean? 732 00:40:32,998 --> 00:40:34,465 It does not matter sir 733 00:40:35,070 --> 00:40:38,236 My name is now NAT as you requested 734 00:40:39,776 --> 00:40:40,776 well uh NAT 735 00:40:41,946 --> 00:40:43,413 Tell me about yourself 736 00:40:43,914 --> 00:40:45,945 I was constructedby request 737 00:40:45,947 --> 00:40:47,755 of the great Czar Checkov 738 00:40:47,757 --> 00:40:50,708 I was the most life like model for two years 739 00:40:50,710 --> 00:40:52,110 before being replaced 740 00:40:52,543 --> 00:40:54,850 I was then modified and repurposed 741 00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:57,174 for use in the kitchen of the great palace 742 00:40:57,176 --> 00:40:58,776 until the great rebelion 743 00:40:59,224 --> 00:41:01,690 I was then given to Czar Checov's son 744 00:41:02,394 --> 00:41:04,147 as he escaped in this vessel with two 745 00:41:04,149 --> 00:41:06,767 other more advanced models 746 00:41:08,556 --> 00:41:11,023 I was placed in storage and forgotten 747 00:41:21,666 --> 00:41:22,459 That's... 748 00:41:22,461 --> 00:41:23,461 not good... 749 00:41:27,648 --> 00:41:28,648 uh, its fine 750 00:41:31,279 --> 00:41:33,119 don't fall down from that big box 751 00:41:33,121 --> 00:41:34,476 and break your neck 752 00:41:34,478 --> 00:41:36,973 Oh by the way, we are running out of straps 753 00:41:36,975 --> 00:41:38,536 there is no down in space 754 00:41:38,538 --> 00:41:41,091 you can't fall down off a box in space 755 00:41:41,093 --> 00:41:42,990 don't get me started on this debae again 756 00:41:42,992 --> 00:41:45,006 because the up and down concept is entirely 757 00:41:45,008 --> 00:41:46,309 created by mas 758 00:41:46,698 --> 00:41:48,542 large enough to have a center of gravity 759 00:41:48,544 --> 00:41:49,930 that you are pulled towards 760 00:41:49,932 --> 00:41:52,073 we have created artificial gravity 761 00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:54,946 so in space here is a down 762 00:41:54,948 --> 00:41:56,938 but the down is a lie! 763 00:41:56,940 --> 00:41:58,271 The more accurate down would be 764 00:41:58,273 --> 00:42:00,584 finding the next closest star or moon 765 00:42:00,586 --> 00:42:02,537 or large planet in order to exert enough 766 00:42:02,539 --> 00:42:03,539 gravitons on us 767 00:42:03,816 --> 00:42:06,040 How do you know that this is a lie? 768 00:42:06,042 --> 00:42:08,254 Because it's artificial 769 00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:10,256 We could change it at any time 770 00:42:12,780 --> 00:42:14,513 (Deep drone of night time) 771 00:42:23,425 --> 00:42:24,425 hey norm? 772 00:42:28,074 --> 00:42:29,200 What? 773 00:42:32,478 --> 00:42:35,616 Do you ever wonder why we became scientists 774 00:42:36,664 --> 00:42:38,172 No.. go to sleep 775 00:42:39,866 --> 00:42:44,112 Well... i don't, I don't know why i don't 776 00:42:45,286 --> 00:42:46,286 I just don't 777 00:42:48,603 --> 00:42:49,603 Interesting 778 00:42:51,366 --> 00:42:53,302 Rusty, go to sleep 779 00:42:55,231 --> 00:42:58,998 I can't, i keep thinking about stuff 780 00:43:00,879 --> 00:43:02,680 try counting sheep 781 00:43:04,678 --> 00:43:05,678 oh what kind? 782 00:43:06,852 --> 00:43:10,118 Uhhh pick your favorite 783 00:43:12,619 --> 00:43:14,404 When i was young, i tried to breed 784 00:43:14,406 --> 00:43:17,072 multicolored sheep to make argile socks 785 00:43:22,289 --> 00:43:24,511 Then count your fingers 786 00:43:35,526 --> 00:43:36,526 Hey Norm 787 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,929 mmmhmmm 788 00:43:37,931 --> 00:43:39,651 when peter touched my gieger counter 789 00:43:39,653 --> 00:43:40,691 it beeped 790 00:43:40,693 --> 00:43:42,426 he is slightly radioactive 791 00:43:43,464 --> 00:43:44,597 he's radioactive? 792 00:43:45,274 --> 00:43:46,274 Mmhmmm 793 00:43:46,917 --> 00:43:48,251 i asked him about it 794 00:43:49,370 --> 00:43:51,466 he said he wexposed himself to radioactivity 795 00:43:51,468 --> 00:43:53,001 to get out of the draft 796 00:43:54,484 --> 00:43:55,484 shrewed 797 00:43:56,111 --> 00:43:58,177 maybe we should have tried that 798 00:43:59,418 --> 00:44:00,418 yeah 799 00:44:01,664 --> 00:44:02,664 maybe 800 00:44:04,339 --> 00:44:05,520 i wonder what the long term 801 00:44:05,522 --> 00:44:06,722 health effects are 802 00:44:10,065 --> 00:44:12,595 I'm surprised it hasn't deminished yet 803 00:44:12,597 --> 00:44:14,864 I'm guessing he did it a while ago 804 00:44:17,603 --> 00:44:18,712 maybe 805 00:44:18,714 --> 00:44:21,247 maybe there is something else going on 806 00:44:22,908 --> 00:44:23,772 maybe 807 00:44:23,774 --> 00:44:25,617 Maybe he is actualy a robot 808 00:44:25,619 --> 00:44:28,498 and internaly he has like a nuclear reactor 809 00:44:28,500 --> 00:44:29,900 in order to power him 810 00:44:30,312 --> 00:44:32,637 and that's why he is actualy radioactive 811 00:44:32,639 --> 00:44:34,145 and he was just lying to me 812 00:44:34,147 --> 00:44:35,747 I am glad that's settled 813 00:44:50,564 --> 00:44:51,564 huh... 814 00:44:57,285 --> 00:44:59,352 Don't ask me, where i got these 815 00:44:59,959 --> 00:45:01,227 but i was able to find you 816 00:45:01,229 --> 00:45:02,229 a top 817 00:45:02,936 --> 00:45:04,364 some nice pants 818 00:45:05,745 --> 00:45:09,274 and a lovely leather jacket 819 00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,346 thank you very much Peter. 820 00:45:16,872 --> 00:45:17,872 Hey Norm 821 00:45:19,349 --> 00:45:20,349 What? 822 00:45:22,381 --> 00:45:23,381 Hey Norm? 823 00:45:23,619 --> 00:45:24,619 What? 824 00:45:26,569 --> 00:45:28,969 I'm glad you are a scientist with me 825 00:45:30,522 --> 00:45:33,122 I'm glad you're a scientist with me too 826 00:45:34,594 --> 00:45:38,182 but not right now because i need some sleep 827 00:45:46,937 --> 00:45:53,239 (jazzy upbeat lounge music!) 828 00:45:57,768 --> 00:46:01,125 Say the sun comes up is because when... 829 00:46:01,127 --> 00:46:05,598 what they see, is the earth going around 830 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:06,600 the star 831 00:46:06,799 --> 00:46:10,198 now we, are not on said planet 832 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,142 we are in the fork 833 00:46:12,144 --> 00:46:15,457 or the spaceship if you will 834 00:46:19,822 --> 00:46:20,908 Yeah 835 00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:22,443 Wish i had a golf ball 836 00:46:26,749 --> 00:46:27,749 How did you? 837 00:46:31,495 --> 00:46:33,733 Wow uh... thanks... Uh... 838 00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,739 any chance you can cut 839 00:46:36,741 --> 00:46:38,350 the next one diagonaly 840 00:46:38,352 --> 00:46:40,752 AHA! I have you now captain freedom! 841 00:46:41,177 --> 00:46:44,244 You will never take me alive you imperial dog! 842 00:46:44,868 --> 00:46:47,339 AHA, but your phasor cannon 843 00:46:47,341 --> 00:46:49,505 is all out of ammunition, and my 844 00:46:49,507 --> 00:46:52,346 twin crossbows of death, 845 00:46:52,348 --> 00:46:53,948 have you in there sights 846 00:46:54,284 --> 00:46:57,086 thats ok but i have air support 847 00:47:00,086 --> 00:47:01,086 (SCAW) 848 00:47:01,263 --> 00:47:02,263 NO! 849 00:47:03,025 --> 00:47:06,760 Curse you captain freedom, CURSE YOU!!!! 850 00:47:12,287 --> 00:47:13,353 Doc we need you! 851 00:47:13,787 --> 00:47:15,520 I'm watching Wrestletopia. 852 00:47:15,710 --> 00:47:18,177 Its joe Mohawk vrs Larry the Wearwolf 853 00:47:21,012 --> 00:47:23,415 the sun, has nothing to do with it, 854 00:47:23,417 --> 00:47:25,550 it all depends upon our position 855 00:47:27,038 --> 00:47:27,585 no 856 00:47:27,792 --> 00:47:28,187 No 857 00:47:28,189 --> 00:47:28,403 No 858 00:47:28,641 --> 00:47:29,045 No 859 00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:33,286 No... no... yes... yes... yes... no 860 00:47:34,921 --> 00:47:35,921 no 861 00:47:37,061 --> 00:47:38,061 (song ends) 862 00:47:40,013 --> 00:47:42,003 It does not matter what you say 863 00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:44,409 there is no sun up in space 864 00:47:44,411 --> 00:47:46,441 because we are not on a planet 865 00:47:46,443 --> 00:47:48,743 where the sun can come up over the horizen 866 00:47:48,745 --> 00:47:50,078 line in the distance 867 00:47:50,392 --> 00:47:52,566 are you suggesting the sun actualy comes up 868 00:47:52,568 --> 00:47:54,368 over horizen line when you are on a planet? 869 00:47:54,370 --> 00:47:56,079 I am suggesting that the phrase 870 00:47:56,081 --> 00:47:58,960 lends itself to the notion that it appears 871 00:47:58,962 --> 00:48:00,818 to rise and to set 872 00:48:01,477 --> 00:48:04,937 yeah, and at sun up is when you rise 873 00:48:05,787 --> 00:48:07,636 then why do they call it sun up, 874 00:48:07,638 --> 00:48:08,667 and not you up 875 00:48:08,669 --> 00:48:11,536 because you have such a shining personality 876 00:48:12,792 --> 00:48:15,479 you were the one who said there was down 877 00:48:15,481 --> 00:48:19,186 in space, how can you say the sun comes up 878 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:21,855 when you dont even think there is a down 879 00:48:25,367 --> 00:48:26,367 check 880 00:48:26,767 --> 00:48:27,767 mate 881 00:48:29,061 --> 00:48:31,312 im going to stab you with this fork 882 00:48:31,314 --> 00:48:32,381 do it i dare you 883 00:48:32,596 --> 00:48:33,596 UHHHHHHH 884 00:48:37,601 --> 00:48:39,878 Ok.... Week two 885 00:48:41,195 --> 00:48:45,288 Everybody alright? anything new? 886 00:48:45,761 --> 00:48:48,198 Yeah, the eggs have turned 887 00:48:53,751 --> 00:48:54,694 Thats impossile, 888 00:48:54,696 --> 00:48:56,097 they were powdered and canned 889 00:48:56,099 --> 00:48:58,499 they should last more then a century 890 00:49:00,210 --> 00:49:02,677 We didn't pack any canned bagged eggs 891 00:49:03,795 --> 00:49:05,245 Jesus, these things have been on here 892 00:49:05,247 --> 00:49:06,714 since it was abandoned 893 00:49:07,627 --> 00:49:08,641 Ok 894 00:49:08,643 --> 00:49:11,490 Lets say this is a planet 895 00:49:11,492 --> 00:49:12,726 yeah, ok thats a planet 896 00:49:12,728 --> 00:49:15,461 I'm going to be back before they are done 897 00:49:15,720 --> 00:49:19,467 and this right here, is the sun ora star 898 00:49:19,816 --> 00:49:22,189 Now, if we are on, said planet 899 00:49:23,062 --> 00:49:26,390 sun rises, because the earth goes... 900 00:49:26,392 --> 00:49:28,624 because the planetary system goes 901 00:49:28,626 --> 00:49:30,221 around like this 902 00:49:31,166 --> 00:49:34,013 Alright, and now we are not on said planet 903 00:49:34,015 --> 00:49:35,053 we are here 904 00:49:35,055 --> 00:49:37,284 so you are only suggesting that 905 00:49:37,286 --> 00:49:39,552 that the notion of sun up in space 906 00:49:39,952 --> 00:49:42,118 is insignificant because the sun 907 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,618 Doesn't go up in space 908 00:49:43,620 --> 00:49:46,555 and yet when its used on the planet 909 00:49:46,557 --> 00:49:49,223 the sunalso doesn't go up there either, 910 00:49:49,721 --> 00:49:52,388 so the phrase is felecious to begin with 911 00:49:53,972 --> 00:49:56,171 do you think he is acting weird lately? 912 00:49:56,173 --> 00:49:59,040 I don't know, im a doctor not a psyciotrist 913 00:50:06,025 --> 00:50:07,025 Still bad.... 914 00:50:08,715 --> 00:50:10,915 NAT? where did you get those eggs? 915 00:50:11,523 --> 00:50:12,523 NAT? 916 00:50:12,753 --> 00:50:14,220 (Snapping fingers) NAT 917 00:50:15,499 --> 00:50:16,966 Do you Require me sir? 918 00:50:17,611 --> 00:50:20,229 Yes, Nat, where did you get those eggs? 919 00:50:20,231 --> 00:50:21,833 That you made for us this morning 920 00:50:22,047 --> 00:50:23,292 in the back storage. 921 00:50:23,294 --> 00:50:25,221 My programing requires that i use 922 00:50:25,223 --> 00:50:28,290 the oldest items first as to prevent spoiledge 923 00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:30,000 Ah um 924 00:50:31,714 --> 00:50:35,484 why don't you show me where that back storrage is later 925 00:50:35,486 --> 00:50:37,135 but for now i just want you... 926 00:50:37,137 --> 00:50:38,471 when you are cooking 927 00:50:38,653 --> 00:50:39,564 just 928 00:50:39,566 --> 00:50:43,550 Run food by me, just to make sure it has not spoiled 929 00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:46,726 That is untrue sir, 930 00:50:46,728 --> 00:50:48,488 I checked the compesition 931 00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:50,824 it held a surprising amount of nutrients 932 00:50:51,098 --> 00:50:53,738 including high amounts of protien and iron 933 00:50:53,740 --> 00:50:56,007 without contaminents or pathegeons 934 00:50:56,873 --> 00:50:58,607 ok, i am sure that is true 935 00:50:58,937 --> 00:50:59,937 but 936 00:51:01,016 --> 00:51:02,644 they kinda.. tasted bad 937 00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:04,279 unfortunatly sir i do not have 938 00:51:04,281 --> 00:51:05,614 the ability to taste 939 00:51:07,559 --> 00:51:08,685 right 940 00:51:08,687 --> 00:51:09,687 tell you what 941 00:51:09,877 --> 00:51:11,091 next time just 942 00:51:11,417 --> 00:51:13,782 run anything by me that is passed its 943 00:51:13,784 --> 00:51:14,784 due by date 944 00:51:15,086 --> 00:51:16,086 ok? 945 00:51:18,141 --> 00:51:19,639 Update Accepted 946 00:51:21,163 --> 00:51:22,163 the sun 947 00:51:22,798 --> 00:51:24,934 wewouldn't really know the sun 948 00:51:24,936 --> 00:51:25,967 as like.... 949 00:51:25,969 --> 00:51:27,728 the sun, because we are not on earth 950 00:51:27,730 --> 00:51:29,530 we have never been on earth 951 00:51:30,722 --> 00:51:32,569 all the suns are actualy stars 952 00:51:32,571 --> 00:51:33,577 actualy stars 953 00:51:33,579 --> 00:51:34,291 ok alright.. 954 00:51:34,293 --> 00:51:35,360 (warning signal) 955 00:51:36,402 --> 00:51:37,935 Warning ship aprouching 956 00:51:40,323 --> 00:51:41,856 Warning ship aprouching 957 00:51:45,265 --> 00:51:46,665 Time to get serious, 958 00:51:47,380 --> 00:51:49,513 and i don't mean the constalation 959 00:51:51,109 --> 00:51:52,916 (Rock and roll Chase music) 960 00:51:52,918 --> 00:51:55,251 Attention ship you are in direct... 961 00:51:58,704 --> 00:51:59,694 shing ga! 962 00:51:59,696 --> 00:52:01,963 That's an imperial Zero Zero Five! 963 00:52:07,048 --> 00:52:08,115 What's going on? 964 00:52:08,556 --> 00:52:10,718 We have a ship in colision course with us 965 00:52:10,720 --> 00:52:12,920 that's an Imperial Zero Zero Five 966 00:52:13,225 --> 00:52:14,225 right 967 00:52:16,170 --> 00:52:17,892 (lazer cannon fire) 968 00:52:19,934 --> 00:52:21,909 that cannon needs a new coil dumbass 969 00:52:21,911 --> 00:52:23,978 you are just blasting off paint 970 00:52:24,464 --> 00:52:25,998 how are you still on me 971 00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:29,101 where is that warning signal coming from? 972 00:52:29,103 --> 00:52:30,103 (mumbling) 973 00:52:32,476 --> 00:52:35,735 Ok we have an imperial cruiser behind us 974 00:52:35,737 --> 00:52:37,180 and they probably want to kill us 975 00:52:37,182 --> 00:52:38,600 so i am really hoping 976 00:52:38,602 --> 00:52:39,294 you know how to use this 977 00:52:39,296 --> 00:52:40,562 I'm a pacifist sir. 978 00:52:40,923 --> 00:52:41,923 I'll take it 979 00:52:43,054 --> 00:52:45,569 alright they are probably going to meet us 980 00:52:45,571 --> 00:52:47,243 in the cargo room, cause thats where 981 00:52:47,245 --> 00:52:48,556 they usualy like to dig in 982 00:52:48,558 --> 00:52:49,558 but uh... 983 00:52:50,089 --> 00:52:52,048 why don't you stand in front and... 984 00:52:52,050 --> 00:52:53,717 put a flower in their gun 985 00:52:55,256 --> 00:52:57,548 wait wait! do you have a gun for me? 986 00:52:57,550 --> 00:52:58,550 Ummm 987 00:53:00,419 --> 00:53:01,242 yeah 988 00:53:01,244 --> 00:53:04,122 its really old so if you have any misfires, 989 00:53:04,124 --> 00:53:06,201 just keep squeezing the trigger 990 00:53:06,203 --> 00:53:07,859 well thats pretty badass 991 00:53:07,861 --> 00:53:08,861 a little small though 992 00:53:10,787 --> 00:53:11,787 B for Boost 993 00:53:11,962 --> 00:53:12,962 B for Boost 994 00:53:13,256 --> 00:53:14,047 B for Boost 995 00:53:14,049 --> 00:53:15,049 warning 996 00:53:15,485 --> 00:53:16,485 Warning 997 00:53:16,782 --> 00:53:17,782 warning 998 00:53:18,826 --> 00:53:22,092 (silence) 999 00:53:27,146 --> 00:53:28,880 (spaceship flies by noise) 1000 00:53:36,731 --> 00:53:38,197 (Quiet spaceship zoom) 1001 00:53:39,877 --> 00:53:41,277 (rock Music restarts) 1002 00:53:41,457 --> 00:53:42,924 He'll blow the engines 1003 00:53:43,679 --> 00:53:45,346 wait how serious is this? 1004 00:53:48,203 --> 00:53:49,203 (lazer fire) 1005 00:53:50,505 --> 00:53:51,638 (space explosion) 1006 00:53:54,791 --> 00:53:58,282 Holy Buckets, the reactor went. thier dead. 1007 00:53:59,076 --> 00:54:02,599 Attention, The hostile ship behind yours 1008 00:54:02,601 --> 00:54:04,797 has been destroyed 1009 00:54:04,799 --> 00:54:06,822 Please drop below light speed 1010 00:54:06,824 --> 00:54:08,727 and prepare for inspection. 1011 00:54:09,323 --> 00:54:11,186 The Sixth Reich thanks you 1012 00:54:11,188 --> 00:54:12,521 for your cooperation 1013 00:54:14,005 --> 00:54:15,739 what the hell i'll take it 1014 00:54:16,704 --> 00:54:18,250 agreed, but be advised 1015 00:54:18,252 --> 00:54:20,009 our reator is overheating 1016 00:54:20,011 --> 00:54:21,622 and will require our attention 1017 00:54:21,624 --> 00:54:23,024 thanks for the assist 1018 00:54:25,236 --> 00:54:27,401 Norm, Rusty, meet me near the reactor 1019 00:54:27,403 --> 00:54:30,342 we will be putting on rad suits and cooling it down manualy. 1020 00:54:30,344 --> 00:54:33,077 Peter we are being boarded entertain them 1021 00:54:35,701 --> 00:54:36,701 Doc! 1022 00:54:37,010 --> 00:54:45,010 (Impending doom music) 1023 00:54:51,098 --> 00:54:52,098 Okay... 1024 00:54:55,185 --> 00:54:56,323 Okay... 1025 00:54:56,325 --> 00:54:57,658 its going to be fine 1026 00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,865 be careful, do not rip theat suit. 1027 00:55:03,270 --> 00:55:05,450 I only have enough Anti Rad for 1028 00:55:05,452 --> 00:55:06,641 Incedental exposure, not 1029 00:55:06,643 --> 00:55:08,509 Swiming in a nuclear reactor 1030 00:55:10,968 --> 00:55:13,109 Alright it is going to be fine. 1031 00:55:13,111 --> 00:55:15,067 As long as they are not crazy 1032 00:55:15,069 --> 00:55:17,340 as long as they are not the crazy ones 1033 00:55:17,342 --> 00:55:18,902 with all the piercings 1034 00:55:18,904 --> 00:55:22,593 as long as they are not the crazy women ones with all the piercings 1035 00:55:22,595 --> 00:55:23,595 i am fine 1036 00:55:34,809 --> 00:55:35,809 Oh darn... 1037 00:55:36,872 --> 00:55:39,053 are you the comander of this vessel 1038 00:55:39,055 --> 00:55:41,188 Lady, i just... i just work here 1039 00:55:42,110 --> 00:55:43,577 where is your comander 1040 00:55:44,134 --> 00:55:46,824 He is dealing with the core melting down 1041 00:55:46,826 --> 00:55:48,244 I don't know if you noticed 1042 00:55:48,246 --> 00:55:50,282 but we had a warship on our asses 1043 00:55:50,284 --> 00:55:52,307 we noticed. We took care of it 1044 00:55:52,309 --> 00:55:54,198 now drop nthe tough guy act, 1045 00:55:54,200 --> 00:55:55,627 before i have Otho come down here 1046 00:55:55,629 --> 00:55:57,496 beat you with your own shoes 1047 00:55:57,906 --> 00:55:58,906 doable 1048 00:55:59,493 --> 00:56:00,826 show me your cockpit 1049 00:56:01,477 --> 00:56:02,705 show you my what? 1050 00:56:02,707 --> 00:56:03,707 Cockpit 1051 00:56:04,215 --> 00:56:05,349 Right, this way. 1052 00:56:12,032 --> 00:56:14,453 (reactor humming) 1053 00:56:16,477 --> 00:56:18,100 why is this side yellow? 1054 00:56:18,102 --> 00:56:20,207 Because if it was white you would be dead 1055 00:56:24,203 --> 00:56:27,377 and here is the food prep area 1056 00:56:27,734 --> 00:56:31,647 I have many sanitary concerns 1057 00:56:31,822 --> 00:56:34,555 yeah everyone who comes in here says that 1058 00:56:36,941 --> 00:56:38,250 Careful 1059 00:56:39,282 --> 00:56:41,615 oh what am i getting myself into... 1060 00:56:41,981 --> 00:56:43,314 im getting a suit on 1061 00:56:44,242 --> 00:56:46,226 its red now is that good? 1062 00:56:47,854 --> 00:56:49,387 (only sound is reactor) 1063 00:56:50,988 --> 00:56:51,988 Guys? 1064 00:56:56,213 --> 00:56:58,080 And this is the cargo bay... 1065 00:56:59,149 --> 00:57:01,516 where we keep the cargo 1066 00:57:09,189 --> 00:57:11,967 I wouldn't grab that box! 1067 00:57:37,105 --> 00:57:38,105 Cleaner 1068 00:57:41,391 --> 00:57:42,391 strong cleaner 1069 00:57:56,316 --> 00:57:57,316 I didn't see it 1070 00:57:59,451 --> 00:58:00,651 i did not see it. 1071 00:58:12,824 --> 00:58:14,665 And that is the grand tour 1072 00:58:14,667 --> 00:58:16,830 I hope you enjoyed your time 1073 00:58:16,832 --> 00:58:19,238 on our starship, and you will come again 1074 00:58:19,240 --> 00:58:21,897 what is that room off the dining area? 1075 00:58:21,899 --> 00:58:23,299 That would be my room 1076 00:58:23,526 --> 00:58:25,259 you will show us that room 1077 00:58:26,582 --> 00:58:27,582 alright 1078 00:58:29,398 --> 00:58:32,331 its not like i have anything illegal in here 1079 00:58:32,772 --> 00:58:33,772 just private 1080 00:58:35,828 --> 00:58:36,828 see i told you 1081 00:58:59,396 --> 00:59:00,796 (spaceship takes off) 1082 00:59:05,666 --> 00:59:11,975 (slow happy upbeat music) 1083 00:59:46,126 --> 00:59:47,433 Ladies and gentleman, 1084 00:59:47,435 --> 00:59:50,168 if you tuirn on the comunac tv to chanel 15 1085 00:59:50,441 --> 00:59:52,498 we will be looking out the port camera 1086 00:59:52,500 --> 00:59:54,060 at one of the most amazing sites 1087 00:59:54,062 --> 00:59:55,092 in the galaxy 1088 00:59:55,094 --> 00:59:57,242 I'll be slowing down so we can get a good 1089 00:59:57,244 --> 00:59:58,775 but only five minutes as these are 1090 00:59:58,777 --> 00:59:59,843 dangerous waters 1091 01:00:01,198 --> 01:00:02,198 (tv theme song) 1092 01:00:02,200 --> 01:00:03,279 What could be more interesting then 1093 01:00:03,281 --> 01:00:05,412 rewatching sex and the biodome 1094 01:00:05,414 --> 01:00:07,634 (tv music stops. Epic space music starts) 1095 01:00:07,636 --> 01:00:08,636 Whats going on? 1096 01:00:13,302 --> 01:00:15,035 (suprise with awesomeness music) 1097 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:37,987 Warning, ship approuching 1098 01:00:40,368 --> 01:00:42,101 alright, take a final look 1099 01:00:43,271 --> 01:00:45,799 there apears to be a raider vessel nearby 1100 01:00:45,801 --> 01:00:48,001 so we will be out of here shortly 1101 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:20,583 (Boxes shifting and falling) 1102 01:01:22,514 --> 01:01:23,514 What was that 1103 01:01:25,837 --> 01:01:26,837 Me falling down 1104 01:01:27,990 --> 01:01:30,923 i think something fell in the cargo bay 1105 01:01:33,240 --> 01:01:35,678 Oh, yeah, we got to go resecure 1106 01:01:35,680 --> 01:01:37,813 that one bay... come on rusty 1107 01:01:38,978 --> 01:01:41,001 oh shoot, well it's this way, 1108 01:01:41,003 --> 01:01:41,814 thats what i meant 1109 01:01:41,816 --> 01:01:43,759 because i know where i am going 1110 01:01:43,761 --> 01:01:46,070 Its a confusing ship, it's understandable 1111 01:01:46,072 --> 01:01:48,923 (unnerving curious music) 1112 01:01:51,274 --> 01:01:53,088 oh no, looks like we forgot to 1113 01:01:53,090 --> 01:01:56,039 Tie this one down, its been bounching around 1114 01:01:56,041 --> 01:01:57,249 what even is that? 1115 01:01:57,251 --> 01:01:59,785 I don't remember that being in here... 1116 01:02:00,089 --> 01:02:01,507 Fauna specimen 1117 01:02:01,793 --> 01:02:05,662 Narora giant toxitoad 1118 01:02:05,664 --> 01:02:07,290 a toxitoad! 1119 01:02:09,036 --> 01:02:10,036 Yeah why? 1120 01:02:10,525 --> 01:02:12,932 Dude, those things spit a hallucinogen 1121 01:02:12,934 --> 01:02:17,418 that's so potent, its like LSD on drugs 1122 01:02:17,976 --> 01:02:19,115 Seriously 1123 01:02:19,117 --> 01:02:21,250 how far can they spit the poisen 1124 01:02:22,192 --> 01:02:23,509 Farther then this! 1125 01:02:23,511 --> 01:02:24,511 OH boy! 1126 01:02:24,912 --> 01:02:26,779 Oh come on the box is closed 1127 01:02:27,869 --> 01:02:28,869 (box opens) 1128 01:02:29,595 --> 01:02:30,595 Rusty! 1129 01:02:30,835 --> 01:02:31,910 Yeah... 1130 01:02:31,912 --> 01:02:32,912 The box is open 1131 01:02:33,806 --> 01:02:34,945 Really? 1132 01:02:34,947 --> 01:02:36,147 (terrifying music) 1133 01:02:42,709 --> 01:02:43,975 why don't you uh... 1134 01:02:45,129 --> 01:02:46,236 close the box 1135 01:02:46,238 --> 01:02:48,071 why don't you go close the box? 1136 01:02:48,073 --> 01:02:49,073 Why me? 1137 01:02:50,067 --> 01:02:51,267 Its going to spit! 1138 01:02:52,002 --> 01:02:53,002 (spitting) 1139 01:02:59,654 --> 01:03:00,654 warning 1140 01:03:01,353 --> 01:03:02,135 warning 1141 01:03:02,137 --> 01:03:04,774 What in orions armpit is going on here? 1142 01:03:04,776 --> 01:03:05,776 Warning! 1143 01:03:06,154 --> 01:03:07,975 I did not do it. i was just watching 1144 01:03:07,977 --> 01:03:09,704 season 2 of sex and the biodome 1145 01:03:09,706 --> 01:03:10,706 Warning 1146 01:03:10,999 --> 01:03:12,643 maybe we picked up some radiationr 1147 01:03:12,645 --> 01:03:13,645 from false star 1148 01:03:14,449 --> 01:03:15,687 we passed false star 1149 01:03:15,689 --> 01:03:17,689 and no one bothered to wake me 1150 01:03:18,199 --> 01:03:20,191 guys, when we stopped at false star 1151 01:03:20,193 --> 01:03:21,279 a toxitoad got loose 1152 01:03:21,281 --> 01:03:22,014 and now 1153 01:03:22,016 --> 01:03:23,882 ts in the ventilation system 1154 01:03:24,714 --> 01:03:26,319 we stopped at false star 1155 01:03:26,321 --> 01:03:28,388 and no one bothered to wake me? 1156 01:03:29,590 --> 01:03:30,590 And it has norm 1157 01:03:31,098 --> 01:03:33,321 i mean not litteraly like with it 1158 01:03:33,323 --> 01:03:35,751 but, it like spit at him andnow he is like 1159 01:03:35,753 --> 01:03:37,542 Tripping, and its super crazy 1160 01:03:37,544 --> 01:03:39,020 and he was saying something about lincoln 1161 01:03:39,022 --> 01:03:42,320 (overlaying each other about False Star and toad) 1162 01:03:42,322 --> 01:03:44,641 Next time we pass i would like to be woken up 1163 01:03:44,643 --> 01:03:47,052 and i dont think he has any friends 1164 01:03:47,054 --> 01:03:48,766 so it cant be one of them 1165 01:03:48,768 --> 01:03:50,901 he was dancing, and it was weird 1166 01:03:52,997 --> 01:03:54,887 Odin's bloodsoaked eyepatch! 1167 01:03:54,889 --> 01:03:56,146 I'm going to get my gun and, 1168 01:03:56,148 --> 01:03:57,148 take care of it 1169 01:04:02,224 --> 01:04:03,491 it was really weird 1170 01:04:05,766 --> 01:04:07,699 (same scary music about toad) 1171 01:04:17,561 --> 01:04:19,561 (grutning and crawling noises) 1172 01:04:21,241 --> 01:04:22,241 Jacob! 1173 01:04:22,868 --> 01:04:24,202 Jacob are you there? 1174 01:04:29,539 --> 01:04:31,647 I just got in the maintenence tunnel 1175 01:04:32,242 --> 01:04:33,242 ok umm 1176 01:04:34,990 --> 01:04:36,933 im the big dot in the center 1177 01:04:36,935 --> 01:04:39,068 let me know if you see something 1178 01:04:40,947 --> 01:04:42,547 there it is behind you. 1179 01:04:43,289 --> 01:04:47,112 Behind me? I can't really turn around 1180 01:04:48,759 --> 01:04:50,315 Alright you are going to have to 1181 01:04:50,317 --> 01:04:51,902 find a place to turn around 1182 01:04:51,904 --> 01:04:53,098 because it is coming at you, 1183 01:04:53,100 --> 01:04:54,568 and its coming pretty fast 1184 01:04:54,797 --> 01:04:56,063 are you kidding me! 1185 01:04:57,664 --> 01:04:59,464 Hurry up its almost on you! 1186 01:04:59,691 --> 01:05:02,497 There is a turn up ahead i'll turn there 1187 01:05:02,499 --> 01:05:03,499 four meters 1188 01:05:03,778 --> 01:05:04,778 three meters 1189 01:05:05,187 --> 01:05:06,187 two meters 1190 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,157 that can't be right... 1191 01:05:09,159 --> 01:05:10,987 i would have hit it by now 1192 01:05:10,989 --> 01:05:11,692 one meter 1193 01:05:11,694 --> 01:05:12,753 it can't be right 1194 01:05:12,755 --> 01:05:13,955 I'm at the turn... 1195 01:05:14,181 --> 01:05:15,181 AHHHH!!! 1196 01:05:16,979 --> 01:05:17,979 Jacob? 1197 01:05:21,356 --> 01:05:22,356 Jacob? 1198 01:05:25,373 --> 01:05:26,373 Jacob? 1199 01:05:28,323 --> 01:05:31,008 (silence) 1200 01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:41,538 (toad chirping far away, busy signal) 1201 01:05:48,925 --> 01:05:50,325 then there were three 1202 01:05:51,574 --> 01:05:52,960 alright, new plan 1203 01:05:52,962 --> 01:05:53,962 Ok, Ummm 1204 01:05:55,806 --> 01:05:57,273 he is going to be fine 1205 01:05:57,572 --> 01:06:00,506 He is just going to have a horrible hangover 1206 01:06:01,218 --> 01:06:02,468 alright i have 1207 01:06:02,756 --> 01:06:04,440 something ive been hiding 1208 01:06:04,442 --> 01:06:05,442 so umm 1209 01:06:06,367 --> 01:06:07,530 it is a robot 1210 01:06:07,532 --> 01:06:08,849 oh look jacob is ok 1211 01:06:08,851 --> 01:06:10,451 (subtle confusing music) 1212 01:06:19,563 --> 01:06:21,430 (Sudden intense scary music) 1213 01:06:32,816 --> 01:06:35,143 yaha! Captain Freedom! 1214 01:06:36,942 --> 01:06:39,427 By my read white and blue balls... 1215 01:06:39,429 --> 01:06:41,229 this is for captain freedom 1216 01:06:42,656 --> 01:06:47,992 (Ave Maria plays, counter to violent scene) 1217 01:07:28,383 --> 01:07:30,471 (clicking keyboard furiously) 1218 01:07:30,473 --> 01:07:35,896 Captain Freedom YEAH! Captain Freedom OH! 1219 01:07:39,362 --> 01:07:40,362 (Song stops) 1220 01:07:41,955 --> 01:07:45,088 Well, he has locked himself in the control room 1221 01:07:45,553 --> 01:07:46,628 and i think he is singing... 1222 01:07:46,630 --> 01:07:48,363 the Captain Freedom theme song 1223 01:07:48,722 --> 01:07:50,335 Good, he can sober up in there 1224 01:07:53,230 --> 01:07:55,149 and then we can get control back 1225 01:07:55,150 --> 01:07:56,417 what was your idea? 1226 01:07:57,002 --> 01:07:58,002 Well, 1227 01:07:58,219 --> 01:08:02,637 couple days ago, i sorta found this robot 1228 01:08:06,570 --> 01:08:08,206 is it a sex robot 1229 01:08:08,208 --> 01:08:09,796 companion robot 1230 01:08:09,798 --> 01:08:10,801 what!? 1231 01:08:10,803 --> 01:08:12,044 And how did you know? 1232 01:08:12,046 --> 01:08:13,780 Why else would you hide it 1233 01:08:15,115 --> 01:08:16,115 because.... 1234 01:08:18,157 --> 01:08:19,028 Rusty! 1235 01:08:19,030 --> 01:08:20,483 I need you to track the toad 1236 01:08:20,485 --> 01:08:21,753 while i reprogram the robot 1237 01:08:21,755 --> 01:08:22,755 ok... 1238 01:08:28,630 --> 01:08:31,830 (door opens and closes) 1239 01:08:36,249 --> 01:08:38,602 Guess there is no harm in watching 1240 01:08:38,604 --> 01:08:39,871 Sex and the Biodome 1241 01:08:40,085 --> 01:08:45,941 (Sex and the Biodome Theme Song) 1242 01:08:46,471 --> 01:08:47,580 listen.. 1243 01:08:47,582 --> 01:08:49,855 We have a small situation 1244 01:08:49,857 --> 01:08:51,762 uh, there is a creature 1245 01:08:52,238 --> 01:08:54,275 that is loose on the ship 1246 01:08:54,540 --> 01:08:56,760 and it will make any of us 1247 01:08:56,762 --> 01:08:59,643 who are humans, kind of halucinate 1248 01:08:59,645 --> 01:09:00,668 if we touch it 1249 01:09:00,670 --> 01:09:02,024 I am going to need you to 1250 01:09:02,236 --> 01:09:03,592 catch it for us, ok? 1251 01:09:03,594 --> 01:09:04,427 You think you can do that? 1252 01:09:04,429 --> 01:09:05,429 Oh yes sir 1253 01:09:05,675 --> 01:09:08,611 i need you to locate a toxitoad 1254 01:09:10,331 --> 01:09:11,733 file not foud 1255 01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:14,373 I am unable to proccess your request 1256 01:09:17,263 --> 01:09:19,325 Can we update your data banks? 1257 01:09:19,327 --> 01:09:21,127 (sex and the biodome music) 1258 01:09:24,670 --> 01:09:26,573 (something falling in cargo bay) 1259 01:09:26,575 --> 01:09:28,041 rusty are you alright? 1260 01:09:31,832 --> 01:09:32,832 (TV off) 1261 01:09:43,011 --> 01:09:44,487 System rebooting 1262 01:09:45,265 --> 01:09:46,669 file changes found 1263 01:09:47,170 --> 01:09:50,729 Scanning for Viruses, Scanning for Malware 1264 01:09:51,286 --> 01:09:53,087 No maleware detected 1265 01:09:53,660 --> 01:09:55,430 new protocal recognized. 1266 01:09:55,986 --> 01:09:58,325 Locate and capture foriegn organism 1267 01:09:58,327 --> 01:10:00,293 Species, Toxitoad. 1268 01:10:00,873 --> 01:10:03,762 Hold this as running priority one 1269 01:10:05,338 --> 01:10:06,487 YES! 1270 01:10:06,489 --> 01:10:08,798 Secondary Protocol found. 1271 01:10:09,060 --> 01:10:09,487 What? 1272 01:10:09,489 --> 01:10:13,563 Cut master in half diagonaly for sandwhich 1273 01:10:14,016 --> 01:10:15,744 OPk, uh, oh uh, NAT.... 1274 01:10:15,746 --> 01:10:17,419 i need you to... NAT.. 1275 01:10:17,421 --> 01:10:19,554 Could you come back here please? 1276 01:10:19,556 --> 01:10:21,023 I need you to take the 1277 01:10:22,209 --> 01:10:24,587 knife, and put it somewhere else... 1278 01:10:24,589 --> 01:10:28,329 (Horror music plays) 1279 01:10:28,885 --> 01:10:30,003 NAT... 1280 01:10:30,005 --> 01:10:32,805 Remember, when i said to cut the sandwhich 1281 01:10:33,855 --> 01:10:36,123 you can just cut them strait from now on. 1282 01:10:36,125 --> 01:10:37,125 I don't mind 1283 01:10:40,690 --> 01:10:42,890 Tina... could you help me please? 1284 01:10:43,587 --> 01:10:44,587 (silence) 1285 01:10:45,657 --> 01:10:48,263 If i were a spider, i could spin my own 1286 01:10:48,265 --> 01:10:49,265 Wedding dress 1287 01:10:50,443 --> 01:10:52,544 and it would be really cool, 1288 01:10:52,546 --> 01:10:54,479 because it could stop bullets 1289 01:10:56,459 --> 01:10:58,459 but then no one would marry me 1290 01:11:02,834 --> 01:11:04,302 because i am a spider 1291 01:11:07,786 --> 01:11:09,053 (horor music plays) 1292 01:11:20,346 --> 01:11:21,346 (toad spits) 1293 01:11:23,655 --> 01:11:24,719 priority one 1294 01:11:24,721 --> 01:11:26,321 (Psycadelic music plays) 1295 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:43,633 (lazer hits ship) 1296 01:11:45,499 --> 01:11:46,633 (lazer hits ship) 1297 01:11:51,401 --> 01:11:53,208 (lazer hits ship, Action Sci Fi music) 1298 01:11:53,210 --> 01:11:54,810 we are in no man's land! 1299 01:11:56,002 --> 01:12:00,240 (Lazers firing back and forth) 1300 01:12:03,767 --> 01:12:07,033 (Screaming) 1301 01:12:17,343 --> 01:12:18,343 (lazer hit) 1302 01:12:20,325 --> 01:12:22,956 warning, thrust has been compromised 1303 01:12:22,958 --> 01:12:25,530 all power has been diverted to life support 1304 01:12:25,532 --> 01:12:27,230 distress signal sent 1305 01:12:41,291 --> 01:12:43,491 and that's everything you know... 1306 01:12:47,208 --> 01:12:49,175 I have peaced the truth together 1307 01:12:49,177 --> 01:12:50,577 from your testimonies 1308 01:12:51,384 --> 01:12:55,251 and as chief Interragator of this vessel 1309 01:12:55,253 --> 01:12:59,085 I have the right to souly pass judgement 1310 01:12:59,649 --> 01:13:00,649 I have decided 1311 01:13:01,625 --> 01:13:05,313 That you will be executed as a spy 1312 01:13:05,623 --> 01:13:09,513 by being blown out the airlock 1313 01:13:11,196 --> 01:13:14,441 oh that blows! 1314 01:13:17,537 --> 01:13:20,386 For aiding a suspected spy, 1315 01:13:20,609 --> 01:13:23,788 and owning an unliscensed comfort robot 1316 01:13:24,321 --> 01:13:26,844 you shall be executed 1317 01:13:27,202 --> 01:13:31,552 by being blown out of the airlock 1318 01:13:34,179 --> 01:13:35,423 Wait don't i get like a... 1319 01:13:35,425 --> 01:13:37,759 like a Second opinion or something? 1320 01:13:40,420 --> 01:13:42,604 You are convicted of practicing 1321 01:13:42,606 --> 01:13:44,826 medicine without a liscense. 1322 01:13:44,828 --> 01:13:48,280 Im sure you are aware of the fine.... 1323 01:13:53,984 --> 01:13:55,523 and as for you... 1324 01:13:56,675 --> 01:13:58,189 congradulations, on joining 1325 01:13:58,191 --> 01:14:01,913 the NEW SOVIET Republic 1326 01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:09,436 we will be very greatful for your assistance 1327 01:14:09,438 --> 01:14:13,789 and to assist you, in your work 1328 01:14:17,187 --> 01:14:18,694 But i'm a pacifist 1329 01:14:21,370 --> 01:14:24,103 but i don't want to join the womens corps 1330 01:14:28,441 --> 01:14:29,441 and as for you 1331 01:14:31,227 --> 01:14:33,257 my delicious retro plaything 1332 01:14:33,259 --> 01:14:36,315 i have great news for you 1333 01:14:37,657 --> 01:14:40,955 i have been craving to see one of you 1334 01:14:40,957 --> 01:14:43,409 since i was a school boy 1335 01:14:44,134 --> 01:14:46,268 I read all of the owners manuals 1336 01:14:47,698 --> 01:14:49,631 i know your loyalty protocals 1337 01:14:49,878 --> 01:14:52,711 will prevent you from geting a new master 1338 01:14:52,713 --> 01:14:54,935 being released but.... 1339 01:14:55,932 --> 01:14:59,884 your old master is about to be released 1340 01:15:00,186 --> 01:15:01,519 through the air lock 1341 01:15:02,329 --> 01:15:03,329 so 1342 01:15:08,460 --> 01:15:09,904 Why don't you 1343 01:15:10,087 --> 01:15:12,364 make me a sandwhich 1344 01:15:15,630 --> 01:15:16,652 (airlock opens) 1345 01:15:16,654 --> 01:15:18,427 ah, airlock number three 1346 01:15:18,429 --> 01:15:19,927 should have known it would be you. 1347 01:15:19,929 --> 01:15:20,929 Not this again 1348 01:15:21,239 --> 01:15:22,023 number three has been 1349 01:15:22,025 --> 01:15:23,788 screwing me my whole life 1350 01:15:23,790 --> 01:15:24,867 well you know what they say, 1351 01:15:24,869 --> 01:15:26,558 third time is the charm. 1352 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,605 Really 1353 01:15:27,607 --> 01:15:29,407 we are going to do that now 1354 01:15:31,266 --> 01:15:34,241 (Screaming) 1355 01:15:38,318 --> 01:15:43,282 (warning signal) 1356 01:15:58,270 --> 01:15:59,270 What is that? 1357 01:16:00,905 --> 01:16:02,838 Is he just going to leave us? 1358 01:16:04,569 --> 01:16:05,569 Bolt! 1359 01:16:09,102 --> 01:16:13,318 (Warning sound continues) 1360 01:16:15,256 --> 01:16:16,722 come on, its this way! 1361 01:16:20,469 --> 01:16:22,202 There she is, the Dva Orla 1362 01:16:24,866 --> 01:16:26,599 Come on i found a shortcut 1363 01:16:28,774 --> 01:16:34,746 (Fun Happy Escape music plays) 1364 01:16:34,748 --> 01:16:36,073 keep a look out for our friends, 1365 01:16:36,075 --> 01:16:38,182 im going to fire up the engines 1366 01:16:39,955 --> 01:16:42,755 what are all these guns doing on the table 1367 01:16:49,594 --> 01:16:51,910 what's my gun doing on the table? 1368 01:16:51,912 --> 01:16:52,912 Oh shoot! 1369 01:16:53,642 --> 01:16:55,176 No, no, its us, its us. 1370 01:17:03,096 --> 01:17:04,096 Who are you? 1371 01:17:04,739 --> 01:17:06,525 I'm the captain of this ship, who are you? 1372 01:17:06,527 --> 01:17:08,898 I am the one fixing this ship 1373 01:17:09,859 --> 01:17:10,859 was it fixed? 1374 01:17:11,637 --> 01:17:12,637 Yes 1375 01:17:13,405 --> 01:17:14,738 then get out of here 1376 01:17:16,961 --> 01:17:18,094 you are very rude 1377 01:17:19,692 --> 01:17:21,559 Oh thank god you two made it 1378 01:17:22,184 --> 01:17:23,451 Get that helmet off 1379 01:17:23,775 --> 01:17:25,865 we don't really have time to wait for tina 1380 01:17:25,867 --> 01:17:27,916 so we are just going to go without her 1381 01:17:27,918 --> 01:17:29,051 well that's nice! 1382 01:17:29,380 --> 01:17:30,933 Now i don't feel so bad about 1383 01:17:30,935 --> 01:17:32,869 selling you guys out so hard. 1384 01:17:34,196 --> 01:17:36,083 Oh thank god everyone's here 1385 01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:38,885 you two strap in, and im going to go crazy 1386 01:17:41,142 --> 01:17:42,565 buckle up back there. 1387 01:17:42,567 --> 01:17:44,217 This space station is going to 1388 01:17:44,219 --> 01:17:47,419 have a new door the exact same size as this ship 1389 01:17:47,924 --> 01:17:49,124 (fun escape music) 1390 01:17:56,317 --> 01:17:57,604 (Hull riping open) 1391 01:17:57,606 --> 01:17:59,606 ((song)... Dance dance dance, ) 1392 01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:04,783 Spaceship explodes 1393 01:18:06,708 --> 01:18:07,708 (thump) 1394 01:18:09,985 --> 01:18:11,888 you guys aren't going to believe this 1395 01:18:11,890 --> 01:18:13,957 but the space ship just blew up 1396 01:18:15,853 --> 01:18:18,386 Also, we have reachedd traveling speed 1397 01:18:18,918 --> 01:18:21,318 you are free to move about the cabin 1398 01:18:30,657 --> 01:18:33,353 Yay, we did it, we're alive! 1399 01:18:33,355 --> 01:18:35,889 I'm going to need a drink of something 1400 01:18:39,693 --> 01:18:41,447 oh yeah it was fine, i was just going to... 1401 01:18:41,449 --> 01:18:42,350 get a fine for 1402 01:18:42,352 --> 01:18:45,219 practicing without a liscense, but i'm fine 1403 01:18:46,716 --> 01:18:48,449 I'm glad you guys are fine 1404 01:18:49,166 --> 01:18:51,233 there is to many fines in there 1405 01:18:52,699 --> 01:18:53,802 we need to come up with a 1406 01:18:53,804 --> 01:18:55,137 better word for fine 1407 01:18:58,343 --> 01:18:59,343 so uh, 1408 01:19:00,034 --> 01:19:01,873 I got out, what were thewy going 1409 01:19:01,875 --> 01:19:02,805 to make you do 1410 01:19:02,807 --> 01:19:04,636 i was going to be like a cook or something 1411 01:19:04,638 --> 01:19:05,321 what? 1412 01:19:05,323 --> 01:19:06,333 No way! 1413 01:19:06,335 --> 01:19:07,405 I was goinmg to be a cook 1414 01:19:07,407 --> 01:19:08,430 because of my experience 1415 01:19:08,432 --> 01:19:09,742 and since im a pacifist 1416 01:19:09,744 --> 01:19:11,805 you have no experience cooking 1417 01:19:11,807 --> 01:19:13,383 you are a terrible cook 1418 01:19:13,385 --> 01:19:14,385 i used my 1419 01:19:14,997 --> 01:19:16,326 my creativity 1420 01:19:16,545 --> 01:19:18,339 and i sparked it upon them 1421 01:19:18,341 --> 01:19:21,225 i was like hey, i wont fight, but i make a 1422 01:19:21,227 --> 01:19:22,898 mean... three bean salad 1423 01:19:22,900 --> 01:19:25,091 and they were like, dude no way 1424 01:19:25,093 --> 01:19:26,926 we haven't had a decent three bean 1425 01:19:26,928 --> 01:19:28,986 salad in ages, i was like i can make that 1426 01:19:28,988 --> 01:19:30,103 what were they going to have you do? 1427 01:19:30,105 --> 01:19:31,025 I could not really hear 1428 01:19:31,027 --> 01:19:32,494 your interagation room 1429 01:19:32,763 --> 01:19:34,904 why did you have to say it like that? 1430 01:19:34,906 --> 01:19:37,175 Cause that was working really well 1431 01:19:37,177 --> 01:19:38,872 that was working really well im sorry. 1432 01:19:38,874 --> 01:19:40,528 Yeah, no they were going to have me 1433 01:19:40,530 --> 01:19:42,314 join the womens corp and i would have to 1434 01:19:42,316 --> 01:19:43,449 fight space nazis 1435 01:19:43,662 --> 01:19:45,133 that does not sound to bad, it sound 1436 01:19:45,135 --> 01:19:45,907 like it would pay well. 1437 01:19:45,909 --> 01:19:46,512 Really 1438 01:19:46,514 --> 01:19:47,375 yeah 1439 01:19:47,377 --> 01:19:48,710 being a cook it like 1440 01:19:49,217 --> 01:19:50,743 i dont think you get paid 1441 01:19:51,076 --> 01:19:52,076 you don't? 1442 01:19:52,890 --> 01:19:53,909 No... 1443 01:19:53,911 --> 01:19:55,996 but i'ts communism, everybody gets... 1444 01:19:55,998 --> 01:19:56,495 Nothing... 1445 01:19:56,497 --> 01:19:56,947 What? 1446 01:19:56,949 --> 01:19:58,012 What? 1447 01:19:58,014 --> 01:19:59,946 I thought the whole point of communism 1448 01:19:59,948 --> 01:20:01,037 was to get stuff 1449 01:20:01,039 --> 01:20:02,139 everybody gets stuff 1450 01:20:02,141 --> 01:20:03,003 what kind of stuff? 1451 01:20:03,003 --> 01:20:03,718 Like money 1452 01:20:03,720 --> 01:20:04,616 like starvation? 1453 01:20:04,618 --> 01:20:06,160 Everybody get money, right? 1454 01:20:06,373 --> 01:20:07,879 What kind of money, space money? 1455 01:20:07,881 --> 01:20:08,904 Like text money 1456 01:20:08,906 --> 01:20:10,589 everybody pays their space bucks 1457 01:20:10,591 --> 01:20:12,222 and then they get like cash 1458 01:20:12,224 --> 01:20:13,187 why would you pay it in and then 1459 01:20:13,189 --> 01:20:14,319 get it back 1460 01:20:14,321 --> 01:20:16,988 what's the point why not just not pay it 1461 01:20:18,267 --> 01:20:19,467 thats a good point 1462 01:20:19,945 --> 01:20:21,145 thats a good point 1463 01:20:22,530 --> 01:20:23,930 so what is communism? 1464 01:20:26,861 --> 01:20:28,961 NAT! 1465 01:20:29,503 --> 01:20:30,850 I have returned to charge, 1466 01:20:30,852 --> 01:20:32,549 as my batteries only hold 1467 01:20:32,551 --> 01:20:34,951 ten percent of their former capacity 1468 01:20:35,165 --> 01:20:36,717 you seem stressed 1469 01:20:36,719 --> 01:20:38,585 shall i make you a sandwhich 1470 01:20:39,462 --> 01:20:40,594 NO! 1471 01:20:40,596 --> 01:20:44,067 (old timey record of BLUE DANUBE plays) 1472 01:21:23,083 --> 01:21:26,045 You can tell, that this baby was born, um.. 1473 01:21:26,375 --> 01:21:27,415 The right way, 1474 01:21:27,417 --> 01:21:29,518 because it has a concavel head 1475 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:33,521 babies born in a cesarian do not have this 1476 01:21:33,523 --> 01:21:34,578 is that true? 1477 01:21:34,580 --> 01:21:35,629 That is true 1478 01:21:35,631 --> 01:21:37,654 cause i still have like a seam 1479 01:21:37,656 --> 01:21:38,674 in my skull 1480 01:21:38,676 --> 01:21:39,150 Really? 1481 01:21:39,152 --> 01:21:40,460 Yeah like where its flat, feel it, 1482 01:21:40,462 --> 01:21:41,462 like right here 1483 01:21:42,208 --> 01:21:43,317 Oh, Yeah! 1484 01:21:43,319 --> 01:21:45,063 I know isn't that strange? 1485 01:21:45,065 --> 01:21:46,055 Were you a C Section? 1486 01:21:46,057 --> 01:21:46,610 No 1487 01:21:46,612 --> 01:21:47,612 No ok wow 1488 01:21:49,549 --> 01:21:52,149 cool, we found out something about you. 1489 01:21:52,762 --> 01:21:54,310 And your worth 1490 01:21:54,589 --> 01:21:55,589 laughing 1491 01:21:57,505 --> 01:22:05,505 (old record music continues) 1492 01:22:05,507 --> 01:22:10,507 1493 01:23:00,028 --> 01:23:01,694 (film and sound reverses)