0000 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:10,000 YoubetCash.vip Agen Judi Online Aman & Terpercaya 000 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Bonus Cashback Bola 6% Bonus Rollingan 0,80% 00 00:00:16,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Welcome Bonus Rp 25.000 Extra Bonus Tambahan Withdraw Rp 2.000.000 0 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:25,000 CashBack Mix Parlay 100% Bonus Ajak teman 45,2% 1 00:00:38,455 --> 00:00:39,622 Tedjo's slippery. 2 00:00:39,664 --> 00:00:41,624 He's small, but don't underestimate him. 3 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,418 -Just follow my lead, kiddo. -Okay. 4 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,003 -Sir. -Yes, please. 5 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,464 Hello. Need to get up to the penthouse please. 6 00:00:48,214 --> 00:00:50,300 I'll let Mr. Washington know that you're here. 7 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:53,261 It's best if we surprise Mr. Washington. 8 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,680 Yeah. I think that'd be best. 9 00:00:57,349 --> 00:00:58,683 Thank you. 10 00:00:58,725 --> 00:00:59,851 "Mr. Washington"? 11 00:01:00,352 --> 00:01:02,687 Why would Tedjo stay here and not a safehouse? 12 00:01:02,729 --> 00:01:05,148 Better not be a bad friggin' tip. 13 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,399 "Friggin'"? 14 00:01:07,525 --> 00:01:09,861 Daughter thinks I swear too much. 15 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,155 Is Nicole still dating that guy? 16 00:01:12,197 --> 00:01:14,657 Yeah. Mathis. 17 00:01:14,699 --> 00:01:16,701 Smells like a candle. 18 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:19,162 God, I hope they're not having sex. 19 00:01:19,829 --> 00:01:21,873 Don't worry about it, she's Catholic. 20 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,166 Probably just a bit of anal. 21 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:25,752 Morris. 22 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,046 Get down! 23 00:01:30,965 --> 00:01:31,966 What the... 24 00:01:42,560 --> 00:01:43,770 Clear. 25 00:01:49,734 --> 00:01:50,860 Morris! You okay? 26 00:01:58,326 --> 00:01:59,285 Tedjo. 27 00:02:07,377 --> 00:02:08,420 Shit! 28 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:12,424 Fucker! 29 00:02:22,559 --> 00:02:23,560 Jesus! 30 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:54,966 Two, three, four, five, six! 31 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,312 You little shit! 32 00:03:26,623 --> 00:03:27,499 Vic, you good? 33 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:28,625 -That's Tedjo. -Come on. 34 00:03:35,465 --> 00:03:36,424 I don't see him! 35 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,802 Where'd he go? 36 00:03:40,011 --> 00:03:40,762 Hey! 37 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:41,763 I got him! 38 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:46,768 We gotta move! 39 00:03:47,394 --> 00:03:48,186 Oh, shit! 40 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,078 Yes! 41 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,457 Is he there? Morris? 42 00:04:10,333 --> 00:04:12,210 Just got down here! I don't see... 43 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,336 -Vic! Help! -Shit! 44 00:04:13,378 --> 00:04:15,755 Help, help! Vic, help! 45 00:04:15,797 --> 00:04:17,257 Morris! 46 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:30,854 Stop! 47 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:33,231 Come on! 48 00:04:35,734 --> 00:04:36,651 Move! 49 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:44,367 Morris! 50 00:04:47,495 --> 00:04:49,330 Hey! Yo, man! What's up? 51 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:51,791 -Stop! -Watch out! 52 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:52,959 Stop and turn around! 53 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:58,131 Hands up! Now! 54 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,424 Slowly! Don't move! 55 00:05:01,384 --> 00:05:02,218 Morris! 56 00:05:05,597 --> 00:05:06,681 Morris! 57 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:09,934 Morris! 58 00:05:18,318 --> 00:05:19,444 Morris! 59 00:05:24,741 --> 00:05:26,117 Shit. 60 00:05:27,202 --> 00:05:29,871 Tell me you're good. Morris? 61 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,581 Come on, kid, talk to me. 62 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,751 Stay with me, kiddo. Come on. 63 00:05:34,793 --> 00:05:36,002 God damn it! 64 00:05:38,004 --> 00:05:39,214 I need backup. 65 00:05:39,255 --> 00:05:42,717 We need medical support at the west entrance to the Staples Center. 66 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,511 You're good. Hey. 67 00:05:44,552 --> 00:05:45,887 Morris? 68 00:05:45,929 --> 00:05:47,097 Morris? 69 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,348 Morris! 70 00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,350 Help! 71 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:58,817 It's 5:00, Los Angeles. Quittin' time! 72 00:05:58,858 --> 00:06:02,112 Get home, jump in the pool, have a cold one. Because this heat wave is still working. 73 00:06:02,153 --> 00:06:04,823 103 degrees at the beaches, 112 in the Valley. 74 00:06:04,864 --> 00:06:06,074 Let's do it! 75 00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,244 It's hot as hell, people, and the traffic is a demon. 76 00:06:09,285 --> 00:06:11,663 405 is backed up from the 10 to Sunset. 77 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,081 Two lanes closed on the... 78 00:06:22,090 --> 00:06:24,259 Oh, shit! Again? 79 00:06:24,300 --> 00:06:25,593 Stu! 80 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:30,515 Stuber. 81 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,225 You didn't cancel. 82 00:06:32,267 --> 00:06:33,601 It affects my rating. 83 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:36,354 I can't drop below four stars or I lose this job. 84 00:06:37,105 --> 00:06:39,774 New ride? A little eco-puss for me but not bad. 85 00:06:39,816 --> 00:06:41,109 How'd you afford this, Stuber? 86 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:43,403 It's a lease, and you can stop calling me Stuber. 87 00:06:43,445 --> 00:06:45,697 Come on. You know I gotta be tough with you. 88 00:06:45,739 --> 00:06:48,491 I can't show favoritism in front of my other employees. 89 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:51,953 You told Ashley in kayaks that I lost my penis in the Gulf War. 90 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:54,831 I did that. Come on, man. 91 00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,916 The point is, I see potential in you, Stu. 92 00:06:57,500 --> 00:06:59,669 Just type in your destination. 93 00:07:02,672 --> 00:07:04,632 -I'm not going to Bosley. -But... 94 00:07:04,674 --> 00:07:06,301 I'm banging a chick that works there. 95 00:07:06,343 --> 00:07:08,053 Is her name Propecia? 96 00:07:09,637 --> 00:07:10,388 All right. 97 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:13,183 Give me some of them Coffee Crisps, son. 98 00:07:13,224 --> 00:07:16,269 I need the full Stuber experience or you're getting one star again. 99 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:31,951 Okay, this is gonna sound complicated. 100 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:35,538 But what I need you to do is take Alta Loma, down to North Croft Street. 101 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:36,664 Five cheeseburgers. 102 00:07:36,706 --> 00:07:37,665 -Five cheeseburgers. -Five cheeseburgers. 103 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:38,708 No onions, no pickles. 104 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,627 -Did you say five cheeseburgers? -No onions! No pickles! 105 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:43,088 -You're not gonna eat this in the car, right? -Oh, no. 106 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:44,589 -Down at the bar. -How come he uses... 107 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,591 -I have four voicemails from him. -...four heart emojis? 108 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,009 Every time he texts me... 109 00:07:48,051 --> 00:07:50,929 Harry's parents died and was killed by Voldemort. 110 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:54,057 I just hate fish. Now, a lot of people think... 111 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,934 Can't you see I'm in pain here? 112 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:57,936 -Could you at least drive the speed limit? -Watch out! 113 00:08:00,855 --> 00:08:02,148 That's on you, bro. 114 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,818 No! No! No, go out the window! 115 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:11,366 "Massive eyebrows?" 116 00:08:24,796 --> 00:08:26,172 Byron Jade. 117 00:08:28,550 --> 00:08:29,884 Shit. 118 00:08:57,412 --> 00:08:58,913 -Happy birthday, Kramer. -Yo, Vic. 119 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,957 -I appreciate it. -It's Kramer's 50th. 120 00:09:00,999 --> 00:09:02,876 I brought you the world's tiniest piece of cake. 121 00:09:02,917 --> 00:09:04,210 I didn't get cake on my birthday. 122 00:09:04,252 --> 00:09:05,462 What're you doin' here? 123 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,131 Like a dog on a bone, you, huh? 124 00:09:08,173 --> 00:09:09,382 Tedjo's a cop killer. 125 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,218 He's still trafficking through LA. 126 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:14,304 He'll make a mistake. I'll get him. 127 00:09:14,346 --> 00:09:16,014 Look, I don't know how to tell you this... 128 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,599 but you're out of time. 129 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:19,684 The chief is kicking Tedjo up to the feds. 130 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,894 Bullshit! 131 00:09:20,935 --> 00:09:22,562 I've been working on this case for two years! 132 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:24,022 Look, we don't have any choice. 133 00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,315 It's their case now. 134 00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:27,650 Feds didn't make promises to Morris's family. 135 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,944 Maybe you shouldn't have either. 136 00:09:29,986 --> 00:09:32,280 Losing a partner can sideswipe you. 137 00:09:32,322 --> 00:09:34,949 You're blaming yourself, but it's not your fault. 138 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:38,161 Look, when was the last time you took a few days off? Some PTO. 139 00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:40,288 Spend some time with Nikki. 140 00:09:40,330 --> 00:09:43,041 Yeah, I'm gonna see her tomorrow. She's driving me to a doctor's appointment. 141 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,250 Are you okay? 142 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:47,379 Yeah. Just old, blind. 143 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,047 Getting Lasik surgery tomorrow. 144 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:51,841 Okay. Spend some time with your beautiful daughter. 145 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:53,968 You'll come back a new man. 146 00:09:54,010 --> 00:09:55,053 Yeah. 147 00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,180 I'm sorry. Truly am, Vic. 148 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,944 Big lease. This is it, huh? 149 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:14,489 Yep. I have signed my half. Once you sign yours, it is official. 150 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,783 I'd have to move some funds around, but, you know... 151 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,911 Check out my photoshop skills. 152 00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:25,041 Wow. That's awesome. That is beautiful. 153 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,418 -Thank you. -Wow. 154 00:10:27,168 --> 00:10:29,337 Wow! Byron Jade! 155 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:32,507 Yes! He's gonna be our celebrity endorsement. 156 00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,467 It's amazing, right? 157 00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:37,846 I just was... 158 00:10:37,887 --> 00:10:41,099 Because you had said that we couldn't mention me on the pamphlet... 159 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:43,643 because it's a women-only gym... 160 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:45,812 and then your man friend Byron Jade... 161 00:10:45,854 --> 00:10:47,731 much more of a man than I am. 162 00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:51,568 Stu, no, no, no! No, this is just about getting butts on bikes. 163 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:54,029 Sign it, sign it, sign it. 164 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:54,904 Okay! 165 00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,325 No regrets. 166 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,244 Stu, I'm gonna cry. 167 00:11:01,286 --> 00:11:02,579 We're gonna be small-business owners. 168 00:11:02,996 --> 00:11:05,123 Actually, I prefer business operator. 169 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,209 'Cause it reminds me of the Sade song and that is empowering to me, so... 170 00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,426 -We're doing it! -Yes! 171 00:11:16,468 --> 00:11:18,178 Becca, I like your shoes. They don't really go with your outfit... 172 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:20,597 but you can pull it off. 173 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:21,848 Oh, Richie, thank you. 174 00:11:21,890 --> 00:11:23,266 I like your facial hair. 175 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,642 Although, am I your type? 176 00:11:24,684 --> 00:11:25,810 'Cause I'm over 12. 177 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,104 -What? -I'm gonna go... 178 00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:30,482 'cause when you entered, my tailbone was like, "We're unsafe!" 179 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,441 Will you call me later? 180 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,400 -Yeah. -All right. 181 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,276 Bye! 182 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,444 I'm excited! 183 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:35,904 She was making a joke. 184 00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:37,739 I don't like when girls make jokes. 185 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:41,117 Hey, can I pick up some more shifts? I need some more cash coming in. 186 00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,911 Not in this economy. Cool? 187 00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,454 Sure. 188 00:11:44,496 --> 00:11:47,290 Also, not really an appropriate question to ask your boss. 189 00:11:47,332 --> 00:11:49,376 Yeah. You think Becca would fuck me? 190 00:11:49,751 --> 00:11:51,211 I don't. 191 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:59,177 The blurriness should dissipate in the next 24 hours, give or take. 192 00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,471 Rest, no driving, avoid stress... 193 00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:03,765 increased heart rate, sunlight, heat, dust. 194 00:12:03,807 --> 00:12:05,600 You might experience some dizziness, headache. 195 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:11,731 All right. 196 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,525 Looking good. 197 00:12:13,858 --> 00:12:15,110 Keep these on the rest of the day. 198 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:16,778 Okay. 199 00:12:19,614 --> 00:12:21,616 How long before I can see straight, doc? 200 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:24,494 When you can read the bottom line, you're good to go. 201 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,375 God, it's bright. 202 00:12:30,417 --> 00:12:32,419 Hold on. Hold on. I'm coming, Dad. 203 00:12:33,378 --> 00:12:34,421 -You good? -Yeah. 204 00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:35,588 All right. Watch your step. 205 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,215 Man, that jackass screwed up my eyes. 206 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:39,009 I can't see shit. 207 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:42,762 So, I know it's only August... 208 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:46,433 but I think I'm gonna do Christmas with Mom and David this year. 209 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:47,809 What about eating here? 210 00:12:48,476 --> 00:12:49,936 -It's our Christmas tradition. -No. 211 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,440 This is not our tradition. This is your tradition. I hate coming here. 212 00:12:53,481 --> 00:12:54,816 Hey, Howard Wu is good people. 213 00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,735 And I like the food anyway, it's good. 214 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,612 So, guess your eyes are too banged up to make it tonight? 215 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,158 Tonight! Abbot Kinney. 216 00:13:04,909 --> 00:13:08,121 Of course. Yeah, no, I was just thinking about that earlier. 217 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,623 You think I'd miss my baby girl's first gallery show? 218 00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:14,210 Well, you did schedule eye surgery the same day as it, so... 219 00:13:14,252 --> 00:13:17,047 Well, even if I was having a heart transplant today, I'd be there. 220 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:20,091 Right. But you can't actually see, so... 221 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:21,718 I'll get up real close then. 222 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:24,846 Don't do that. 223 00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:27,557 Don't do that where you breathe like that. I'll be there. 224 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:29,351 Just pick me up on your way. 225 00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:33,313 Sure, yeah, I'll drive two hours out of my way, in traffic, during a heatwave... 226 00:13:33,355 --> 00:13:34,939 to pick you up. Instead of... 227 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:37,359 I don't know, getting ready for maybe the biggest night of my career. 228 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,944 Give me your phone. Come on, come on! Give me your phone. 229 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:41,571 If you're really serious about coming... 230 00:13:41,613 --> 00:13:44,032 then I'm gonna make it as easy on you as possible. 231 00:13:44,407 --> 00:13:45,241 Okay. 232 00:13:45,283 --> 00:13:47,744 This is Uber. 233 00:13:47,786 --> 00:13:49,371 -Yes, I know what Uber is. -Okay. 234 00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:51,456 Then you know how to get to your daughter's art show... 235 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,124 that you definitely remembered was tonight. 236 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,168 Okay, you're gonna need a password, so... 237 00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:57,295 -My birthday, how about that? -Your birthday. 238 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,380 That's a good test. 239 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:00,465 Okay. Do you have any good selfies? You're gonna need a picture. 240 00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:01,424 I don't know. 241 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:04,219 Wow. Cool pics, Dad. 242 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:05,929 Okay, look at me. 243 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:09,933 Great. Here you go. 244 00:14:11,184 --> 00:14:12,769 -Hey. -What? 245 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:14,813 I can't wait for tonight. 246 00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:18,733 With runners at the corners and a one-one count, nobody out. 247 00:14:18,775 --> 00:14:20,151 The pitch... 248 00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:21,611 for a ball. 249 00:14:21,653 --> 00:14:24,656 I gotta tell you, Los Angeles is now putting themselves... 250 00:14:24,698 --> 00:14:27,992 in the mix for the playoff hunt. They've got the third lowest... 251 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,994 -Yeah. -It's tonight. 252 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:32,163 The drop is going down, man. Hundred-fucking-percent. 253 00:14:32,205 --> 00:14:33,832 Leon, whose drop? 254 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,000 Tedjo. 255 00:14:35,041 --> 00:14:36,876 -Tedjo? -Yeah, he's back. 256 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,128 Yo, man, this is big. 257 00:14:38,169 --> 00:14:39,546 Are you fucking sure? 258 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,589 300 keys. Maybe even more. 259 00:14:41,631 --> 00:14:43,174 That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? 260 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,509 You done good, buddy. 261 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,261 You done good. Where are you? 262 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,262 Koreatown. 263 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:48,430 Cordova and Vermont. 264 00:14:48,471 --> 00:14:50,432 Where's Tedjo making the drop? 265 00:14:51,766 --> 00:14:53,935 Leon? Leon! 266 00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:54,644 Fuck! 267 00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:03,820 Fuck! 268 00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:18,626 You got this. 269 00:15:21,588 --> 00:15:23,423 Out of the way! 270 00:15:24,049 --> 00:15:26,134 Hey, asshole! Move it! 271 00:15:28,011 --> 00:15:28,887 God damn it! 272 00:15:30,388 --> 00:15:32,724 Oh, fuck! Shit! 273 00:15:32,766 --> 00:15:33,892 Jesus Christ! 274 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:35,268 Sorry! 275 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,896 I'll pay for that! 276 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:41,066 So you can work out without having men ogle you. 277 00:15:41,107 --> 00:15:44,652 Just you and your gal pals, listening to Sia, getting your beach bods. 278 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:45,653 Out of the way! 279 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,365 Get out of the way! 280 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:51,326 -Are you okay? -No, I'm not! 281 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,329 -Move it! I'm a cop! -Stop! Stop! 282 00:15:54,371 --> 00:15:55,955 Get all of this shit out of the road! 283 00:15:55,997 --> 00:15:57,582 Yeah, yeah, I see the bulldozer! 284 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,084 Stop! 285 00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:02,128 God damn it! God damn it! 286 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,254 You okay, man? 287 00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:06,007 -You assholes got a permit for this hole? -What? 288 00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,927 "These people"? 289 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:14,808 Jesus Christ. 290 00:16:14,849 --> 00:16:17,102 Please be a five-star ride. 291 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,273 Hey! 292 00:16:23,274 --> 00:16:24,442 -Uber? -Yeah. 293 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:25,902 Oh, my God. 294 00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,780 Okay. Be cool. Be nice. Smile. Smile. 295 00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:32,242 -Uber? -Yeah. 296 00:16:35,203 --> 00:16:36,246 Hey. 297 00:16:36,287 --> 00:16:39,374 Let me guess, you want me to drive you to all the Sarah Connors in the city? 298 00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:40,709 Come on. Start it up. Let's go. 299 00:16:41,459 --> 00:16:42,585 It's already started. 300 00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,045 Electric car. 301 00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,797 I call it "silent but deadly." 302 00:16:45,839 --> 00:16:49,592 Kind of like a fart, but instead it's a great car. 303 00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,094 Drive. 304 00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,054 I'm Stu. How do you do? 305 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,515 Can I get you some bottled water? 306 00:16:55,557 --> 00:16:56,683 Some Canadian chocolates? 307 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,226 It was one of those things where I thought... 308 00:16:58,268 --> 00:17:00,061 I was getting five bars on Amazon, but I ended up getting five... 309 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:01,813 Koreatown. Now. 310 00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,107 Koreatown. 311 00:17:04,149 --> 00:17:05,025 Now. 312 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:08,403 Hold on. I'm gonna bang a U-ey here real quick. 313 00:17:08,695 --> 00:17:10,613 Nope. Don't got it. Hold on. 314 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:13,241 Thank you, thank you. 315 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,830 -Didn't quite make it. Just a second. -Let's go! 316 00:17:18,872 --> 00:17:21,458 Looks like someone drove their car into a ditch. 317 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:22,667 They should put a sign up. 318 00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,545 Well, if they didn't see the ditch, they're not gonna see the sign. 319 00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:29,924 Just a couple more points and we got it. 320 00:17:30,675 --> 00:17:35,722 Another record-setting day in Los Angeles. Hottest day since 1911. 321 00:17:35,764 --> 00:17:38,308 Stay safe, folks. This is Madness! 322 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:41,061 What kind of music do you like? I got a fully-loaded iPod. 323 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:44,773 I got rap, hip-hop, R&B, adult-contempo... 324 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:45,815 world music. 325 00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:48,360 Name a thing, I bet I have it. Let's play a game. 326 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:51,071 Cool glasses, man. 327 00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:54,074 What, are you going to a racquetball game later? 328 00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:55,116 I can't see. 329 00:17:56,451 --> 00:17:58,244 Oh, my God. You're blind? 330 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,746 I am so sorry. 331 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:01,581 -I didn't know it was like that. -It'll come back. 332 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:03,750 That's the spirit. 333 00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,507 Did you just throw those out the window? 334 00:18:11,341 --> 00:18:13,718 I know. Classic rock. 335 00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,470 Music to work out to, my man. 336 00:18:15,512 --> 00:18:18,139 Styx. What's that song? 337 00:18:24,229 --> 00:18:25,772 Come Sail Away. 338 00:18:25,814 --> 00:18:30,110 That's what it's called! Come Sail Away. 339 00:18:32,487 --> 00:18:35,448 You know, generally people who don't want conversation hop in the back. 340 00:18:35,490 --> 00:18:39,452 If you sit shotgun, it's sort of code that you're D-T-T. 341 00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,913 -Down-To-Talk. -I'm more... 342 00:18:42,288 --> 00:18:44,165 D-T-shut-the-fuck-up. 343 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:47,836 That's funny. 344 00:18:48,336 --> 00:18:50,130 No, seriously, how much do you bench? 345 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:51,840 Two-hundo? Three-hundo? 346 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,010 I wanna get up to, you know, having a 45 on each side. 347 00:18:55,051 --> 00:18:56,302 Bang those out. 348 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:59,097 Grandfather wore glasses, but glaucoma so... 349 00:18:59,139 --> 00:19:00,432 Why are we stopping? 350 00:19:00,473 --> 00:19:01,850 -What the hell's going on? -Hi. 351 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:03,393 -Hi. -I'm Sloan. 352 00:19:03,435 --> 00:19:04,185 Melanie. 353 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,437 -What the hell? -The USC campus, right? 354 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,229 -Yes, please. -Yeah. 355 00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:08,857 Can I interest you in some Canadian chocolate? Coffee Crisps? 356 00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:10,025 -We're actually late... -Nope, we're good... 357 00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,151 ...so if you could get us there. 358 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:12,318 What the hell's going on? 359 00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:15,113 Two young women have just gotten into the back seat of the car. 360 00:19:15,155 --> 00:19:17,282 You selected the UberPool option, so... 361 00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:18,366 Uber-what? 362 00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:19,325 UberPool. 363 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,120 You pool the cost of the ride with other passengers going in the same direction. 364 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,622 -No. No. -It's actually very cost-efficient. 365 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,916 -No, no, no. -They're going to USC and he's just... 366 00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:28,376 Ladies, official police business. 367 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,711 Is that even real? 368 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:31,713 Get the fuck out of the car! 369 00:19:31,755 --> 00:19:32,922 -Oh, God! -Go, go! 370 00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:34,215 -Move it, move it! -Stop yelling at us! 371 00:19:34,257 --> 00:19:35,050 -Grab your shit... -What? No, no. 372 00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:36,009 -...and get out! -Seriously? 373 00:19:36,051 --> 00:19:37,177 -No, please come back! -So lame! 374 00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,846 Please don't penalize my star rating! Not my fault! 375 00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:41,306 Come on. Let's go, Steve. 376 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:43,975 Come on. 377 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,269 Are you staring at me? 378 00:19:49,647 --> 00:19:52,901 So, can we rewind real quick? "Official police business"? 379 00:19:52,942 --> 00:19:54,277 Just going to see a friend. 380 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:57,280 Never Uber'd a cop before. Ever been shot? 381 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:59,491 Ever taken a bullet for someone? 382 00:20:00,033 --> 00:20:01,326 What do you mean? 383 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:02,827 Like, have you ever... 384 00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:06,873 jumped in front of someone and taken a bullet that was intended for that person? 385 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,541 You know what I mean? 386 00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:12,545 Person, bullet, you. 387 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:18,259 You think by the time a gun is fired that you can jump in front of a bullet? 388 00:20:19,094 --> 00:20:20,595 Now I'm starting to question it. 389 00:20:20,637 --> 00:20:22,764 Yeah, we don't live in slow-motion land, kid. 390 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:23,890 I bet you're also wondering... 391 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:26,893 if I've ever walked away from a big explosion and not looked over my shoulder. 392 00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,561 You've made your point. 393 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,063 Shot out the tires on a car speeding towards me. 394 00:20:30,105 --> 00:20:31,356 A hundred times over. 395 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:32,732 We're here. 396 00:20:34,025 --> 00:20:37,696 It's been a five-star ride for me. Hope it's been a five-star ride for you. 397 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,114 If you want your five stars... 398 00:20:39,155 --> 00:20:40,573 keep the meter running. 399 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:43,076 There's no meter. People will just call another Uber. 400 00:20:43,118 --> 00:20:43,785 That's... 401 00:20:45,245 --> 00:20:46,746 Bye, forever! 402 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:51,960 Wow. 403 00:20:57,298 --> 00:20:59,217 "Andre the giant motherfucker." 404 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:04,139 God damn it. 405 00:21:11,021 --> 00:21:12,564 Hurry up. 406 00:21:12,939 --> 00:21:14,149 Leon! 407 00:21:19,195 --> 00:21:20,405 Leon! 408 00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,825 Damn it! 409 00:21:23,867 --> 00:21:25,076 Leon! 410 00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:39,674 Smooth operator speaking. 411 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,801 Fucking Byron, man! He's a piece of shit! 412 00:21:41,843 --> 00:21:43,470 He came over. He goes to the bathroom... 413 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,221 I obviously immediately look at his phone. 414 00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:47,599 It's fucking full of all these pictures... 415 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:49,893 of all these girls who look barely out of fucking high school. 416 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,354 It's like vagina, vagina, vagina, vagina. 417 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:55,607 Oh, my God! I broke up with him! 418 00:21:55,648 --> 00:21:58,109 Becca, you are a queen. 419 00:21:58,151 --> 00:22:01,237 Byron is a full-on piece of shit and he doesn't deserve you. 420 00:22:01,279 --> 00:22:03,740 I wanna lock myself in my apartment like Grey Gardens. 421 00:22:03,782 --> 00:22:05,200 I want to Grey Gardens myself. 422 00:22:05,241 --> 00:22:07,035 That is the most depressing verb I've ever heard. 423 00:22:07,077 --> 00:22:09,788 I wanna scream into a cup for six years. I'm gonna start drinking. 424 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,332 Then Yogurtland, then vengeance. 425 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:13,875 -Tequila? -Yes. 426 00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,126 God, yes. Always. 427 00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,295 Well, I'll bring a bottle and some yogurt. 428 00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:19,673 -You decide the order, okay? -Okay. 429 00:22:19,714 --> 00:22:22,008 Stu, will you hurry? 430 00:22:22,884 --> 00:22:24,302 I really need you. 431 00:22:24,344 --> 00:22:27,097 I'm just gonna drop off Douche Lundgren and I'll be right over, okay? 432 00:22:27,138 --> 00:22:27,806 Okay. 433 00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:30,141 All right. Okay, you hang up first. 434 00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:31,351 Okay, I'm hanging up. 435 00:22:31,393 --> 00:22:33,311 No. She's gone. 436 00:22:38,692 --> 00:22:39,526 Yes! 437 00:22:40,276 --> 00:22:42,487 Leon, where's the drop? 438 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:45,281 If you're using again. Leon! 439 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,008 I'm sorry, Leon. 440 00:23:15,812 --> 00:23:16,980 So did you find your friend? 441 00:23:18,773 --> 00:23:20,567 Is that blood? 442 00:23:24,821 --> 00:23:26,031 No. 443 00:23:27,991 --> 00:23:30,744 All right. So we're done. I'll just drop you off where I picked... 444 00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:35,707 Yo, Amber. 445 00:23:35,749 --> 00:23:39,044 What's up, girl? It's Leon! 446 00:23:39,878 --> 00:23:41,546 Yeah! 447 00:23:41,588 --> 00:23:43,089 Been a minute. 448 00:23:43,131 --> 00:23:45,342 Yeah. Where you at, girl? 449 00:23:46,009 --> 00:23:48,345 All right, you know I can dig that. 450 00:23:49,471 --> 00:23:52,724 All right, you keep that ass warm for Leon. 451 00:23:53,767 --> 00:23:55,894 Yeah. You know that, girl. 452 00:23:59,105 --> 00:24:00,732 Very problematic. 453 00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:02,400 Sizzle Room. Compton. 454 00:24:02,442 --> 00:24:05,528 What other races can you do impressions of? Can you do me? 455 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:06,946 Compton! 456 00:24:07,364 --> 00:24:10,200 Okay, stop just yelling neighborhoods. That's not how Uber works, okay? 457 00:24:10,867 --> 00:24:12,202 You're quick to anger. 458 00:24:24,214 --> 00:24:26,299 Didn't quite make it. 459 00:24:26,341 --> 00:24:27,342 Come on. 460 00:24:27,384 --> 00:24:28,968 And I'm parked. 461 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:32,597 Let's go. 462 00:24:36,017 --> 00:24:36,726 Hey. 463 00:24:42,065 --> 00:24:43,608 -Yes? -Come on. 464 00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:45,276 I don't want you driving off on me. 465 00:24:45,318 --> 00:24:48,780 Nah. I'm all sizzled out for the day. Thanks for the invite, though. 466 00:24:48,822 --> 00:24:49,781 Let's go. 467 00:24:49,823 --> 00:24:50,990 I'm not going in there. 468 00:24:51,032 --> 00:24:52,575 The Sizzle Room's health grade is a B. 469 00:24:52,617 --> 00:24:54,619 Which I'm pretty sure stands for Hepatitis B. 470 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:56,871 Look, I know you think you have more important things to do right now. 471 00:24:56,913 --> 00:24:58,540 -I do. -You don't. 472 00:24:59,457 --> 00:25:01,793 Now I paid for a driver... 473 00:25:01,835 --> 00:25:04,004 and I'm getting a fucking driver... 474 00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,006 with little gold stars. 475 00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,257 Come on. 476 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:11,344 It smells like balls in here. 477 00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:12,512 Wonder why. 478 00:25:16,099 --> 00:25:18,101 This is the bar. 479 00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:22,731 Hey. Looking for Amber Titties. 480 00:25:22,772 --> 00:25:25,025 It's pronounced Tittyais. It's French. 481 00:25:25,066 --> 00:25:26,317 She's in the back. 482 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,193 Come on. Let's go. 483 00:25:27,235 --> 00:25:29,279 No, I'll respect the dancers' privacy. 484 00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:31,322 What's wrong? You've never seen a naked woman before? 485 00:25:31,364 --> 00:25:32,032 Come on. 486 00:25:43,501 --> 00:25:45,420 Drunk bastard just gave me a dollar. 487 00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:46,671 Cool. 488 00:25:49,883 --> 00:25:53,219 And that was Thor! 489 00:25:53,511 --> 00:25:55,305 A lot of security back here. 490 00:25:55,347 --> 00:25:58,350 I'm gonna check it out. Stay put. 491 00:26:01,353 --> 00:26:04,189 So, yes, I'll have them see the house tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. 492 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:06,483 That looks good. What is that? Chicken salad? 493 00:26:06,524 --> 00:26:08,860 -Mm-hmm. You want a bite? -No thank you, sweetie. 494 00:26:08,902 --> 00:26:11,112 But here's the thing though, you really think you should be eating that? 495 00:26:11,154 --> 00:26:12,781 Well, I mean, I am hungry. 496 00:26:12,822 --> 00:26:13,698 Water only... 497 00:26:13,740 --> 00:26:15,909 four hours before stage! Ain't that right, fellas? 498 00:26:15,950 --> 00:26:18,161 -Yeah. Yes, ma'am. -Them's the rules. 499 00:26:18,203 --> 00:26:19,412 Not even, like, a granola bar? 500 00:26:19,788 --> 00:26:21,915 -Is that healthy? -Who the fuck are you? 501 00:26:21,956 --> 00:26:23,208 No, actually, I just mean carbs... 502 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,626 -are unfairly demonized. -No. 503 00:26:24,668 --> 00:26:26,795 If that's how he's lookin', I wouldn't change what he's cookin'. 504 00:26:26,836 --> 00:26:28,672 -It's fine. -It's fine? 505 00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:31,341 So you think people come in here to see a fat piece of shit floppin' his tits around? 506 00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:32,759 I don't have tits! 507 00:26:32,801 --> 00:26:36,513 Nobody wants to see a big dick hanging off a bag of garbage. 508 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,349 Shouldn't have weighed in. I'm sorry. Not a pun. 509 00:26:39,391 --> 00:26:42,727 No, no. Please continue to mansplain to me what I'm supposed to be doing. 510 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:46,022 'Cause, you know, as a woman, I have no fucking idea! 511 00:26:46,064 --> 00:26:47,524 You do your thing. 512 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:49,025 I'll go fuck myself. 513 00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:52,195 Thank you so much for giving me permission. 514 00:26:52,237 --> 00:26:54,114 Are you still eating that? 515 00:26:54,155 --> 00:26:55,615 -Ms. Titties? -Tittyais. 516 00:26:55,657 --> 00:26:57,659 Who the fuck's asking? We not hiring, honey. 517 00:26:58,243 --> 00:26:59,369 LAPD. 518 00:26:59,411 --> 00:27:00,662 Need to talk to you for a second. 519 00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:05,417 -I'm so sorry. -No, no, no. It's my fault. 520 00:27:05,458 --> 00:27:06,626 You don't have man boobs. 521 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,461 Her bark is way more vicious than her bite. 522 00:27:08,503 --> 00:27:10,463 That's not true. She bit me. It really hurt. 523 00:27:10,505 --> 00:27:12,507 Hey, can you give me a hand with something? 524 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:13,925 Your self-esteem? 525 00:27:15,010 --> 00:27:17,595 She was up by twelve points in August. 526 00:27:17,637 --> 00:27:19,264 I was all in. 527 00:27:23,685 --> 00:27:24,769 Oh, man. 528 00:27:28,398 --> 00:27:29,858 Three red roses? 529 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:32,861 Girl is thirsty. 530 00:27:33,403 --> 00:27:34,696 He was a good man. 531 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,906 A loyal customer. A friend. 532 00:27:36,948 --> 00:27:39,325 So were you two close, close? 533 00:27:39,367 --> 00:27:41,161 Leon was a complicated man. 534 00:27:41,619 --> 00:27:44,831 He liked blowjobs from the back. 535 00:27:44,873 --> 00:27:46,082 That's tough. 536 00:27:46,124 --> 00:27:47,208 Weird. 537 00:27:47,250 --> 00:27:51,004 I just love her, man. I do. Since college. 538 00:27:51,046 --> 00:27:52,964 -Does she know? -No. 539 00:27:53,006 --> 00:27:54,299 You know, we had sex once... 540 00:27:54,341 --> 00:27:55,717 like a year and-a-half ago. 541 00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:56,968 She was going through a breakup. 542 00:27:57,010 --> 00:27:58,887 I'm over at her house, and we're getting drunk... 543 00:27:58,928 --> 00:28:00,430 we're watching When Harry Met Sally... 544 00:28:01,056 --> 00:28:02,599 and then one thing lead to another... 545 00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:05,810 and then her Harry met my Sally and it was great. 546 00:28:06,144 --> 00:28:08,021 But then she acted like nothing happened. 547 00:28:08,063 --> 00:28:11,358 So then I acted like nothing happened, and so then nothing happened. 548 00:28:13,193 --> 00:28:14,611 All right. Look. 549 00:28:15,945 --> 00:28:17,572 You need to tell her how you feel. 550 00:28:17,614 --> 00:28:20,617 A relationship cannot thrive without honesty. 551 00:28:20,658 --> 00:28:23,703 That's why Amber calls me out for being a fat piece of dogshit. 552 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,622 That's abuse. That's a different thing. 553 00:28:25,663 --> 00:28:27,791 No, it's love. Tough love. 554 00:28:27,832 --> 00:28:29,084 Look, we about to get a rush. 555 00:28:29,125 --> 00:28:31,711 What's your fat Freddie Mercury-looking-ass got for me? 556 00:28:31,753 --> 00:28:32,921 All right. 557 00:28:32,962 --> 00:28:34,589 Let's cut the shit. 558 00:28:39,844 --> 00:28:41,137 Tedjo. 559 00:28:41,179 --> 00:28:44,432 Leon ever mentioned that name to you? Say anything about a big shipment? 560 00:28:44,474 --> 00:28:47,018 Think real hard, Ms. Tittyais. 561 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:48,895 That's why I dropped all the charges against Amber. 562 00:28:49,354 --> 00:28:51,189 Wait, wait, that's her ringtone. 563 00:28:51,231 --> 00:28:52,732 That's Becca's ringtone. 564 00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,275 I need a good background. 565 00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:55,819 What's a good, neutral background? 566 00:28:57,028 --> 00:28:59,155 -Hey! -Hello. Guess who just wrote... 567 00:28:59,197 --> 00:29:02,659 roughly fourteen paragraphs on Byron's Facebook page... 568 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:05,578 about what a worthless sleazebag he is. 569 00:29:05,620 --> 00:29:07,622 Yes. The revenge phase. 570 00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:10,959 Three glasses of Savah-Bee will do that to a girl. 571 00:29:11,001 --> 00:29:13,253 -Yep, you are drunk. -The alcohol is actually helping. 572 00:29:13,670 --> 00:29:16,006 -Because it's giving me clarity. -Clarity? 573 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:18,717 -What kind of clarity? -Okay. 574 00:29:19,134 --> 00:29:21,761 Did I just see a penis? Where are you? 575 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:23,680 Nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. 576 00:29:23,722 --> 00:29:26,266 Did I just see a dick the size of Simon Birch, or what's going on? 577 00:29:26,641 --> 00:29:28,184 Don't worry. What were you saying? 578 00:29:28,226 --> 00:29:30,895 -"Clarity"? -Okay, I have this crazy idea. 579 00:29:30,937 --> 00:29:32,856 I'm feeling a lot of stuff right now. 580 00:29:32,897 --> 00:29:35,567 With the business and you. 581 00:29:35,608 --> 00:29:38,361 I want you to come over. And I want to watch... 582 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:39,654 When Harry Met Sally. 583 00:29:39,696 --> 00:29:41,322 Remember the time we did it? 584 00:29:41,364 --> 00:29:42,282 Did what? 585 00:29:42,782 --> 00:29:44,576 Oh, my God! 586 00:29:44,617 --> 00:29:45,869 I don't wanna put you in a weird position... 587 00:29:45,910 --> 00:29:47,287 if you don't wanna do it again. 588 00:29:47,328 --> 00:29:50,123 No, no, no. It's not a weird position. It's a good position. 589 00:29:50,165 --> 00:29:52,500 You know what? Yeah, let's do it. 590 00:29:52,542 --> 00:29:55,003 Okay, great! Cool. I'm here! 591 00:29:55,045 --> 00:29:56,254 I'll just come right over. 592 00:29:56,546 --> 00:29:59,090 And we'll do it. 593 00:30:00,633 --> 00:30:02,052 No take backs. 594 00:30:04,763 --> 00:30:07,557 -Did you hear that? -Becca wants to fuck! 595 00:30:07,599 --> 00:30:09,017 Oh, my God! What am I gonna do? 596 00:30:09,059 --> 00:30:11,394 -You're gonna fuck! -But then what? 597 00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:12,687 We just don't talk about it? 598 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:14,898 Not this time. This time you tell her how you feel. 599 00:30:14,939 --> 00:30:17,108 You open your heart. You be honest. Go. 600 00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:19,110 -Yeah. Yeah. -Lock it down. 601 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,237 -Lock it down. -Lock it down. 602 00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,490 I'm gonna lock it down. I'm gonna tell her how I feel. 603 00:30:23,531 --> 00:30:24,908 Amo. 604 00:30:25,367 --> 00:30:26,701 Amo Cortez. 605 00:30:26,993 --> 00:30:28,036 Amo Cortez? 606 00:30:28,078 --> 00:30:30,205 Leon did a minute in Lancaster. 607 00:30:30,246 --> 00:30:31,539 Amo was his cellmate. 608 00:30:31,915 --> 00:30:33,958 I overheard them talking last week. 609 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:37,128 He was trying to get Leon in on something. He said it was gonna be big. 610 00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:38,588 You know where I could find Amo? 611 00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,301 Runs with the Alamitos 13. 612 00:30:43,343 --> 00:30:44,719 That's all I know. 613 00:30:45,679 --> 00:30:47,305 Steve. Let's go. 614 00:30:49,391 --> 00:30:50,141 Steve! 615 00:30:55,105 --> 00:30:57,399 Where are my keys? 616 00:30:57,649 --> 00:30:59,484 Going somewhere? 617 00:30:59,526 --> 00:31:00,485 Those are mine! 618 00:31:00,527 --> 00:31:01,945 -Nah, they're mine until I'm done with you. -No, no, no. 619 00:31:01,986 --> 00:31:03,613 -I'm going to see Becca right now. -No. 620 00:31:03,655 --> 00:31:05,198 Long Beach. Then we'll talk. 621 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,908 -Fuck Long Beach. Fuck you. -Hey! 622 00:31:09,369 --> 00:31:11,162 I will drag your ass to jail. 623 00:31:11,204 --> 00:31:14,249 A white cop dragging around a brown man. That'll look great. 624 00:31:14,290 --> 00:31:15,750 I'm not white. 625 00:31:16,710 --> 00:31:18,253 You're not white? 626 00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,547 What are you? Puerto Rican? 627 00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,509 Mexican? Libyan? Chilean? 628 00:31:25,719 --> 00:31:26,970 You're not Chinese. 629 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:28,888 -I'm the racist one? -You look like... 630 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,849 if all the ugly people in every race fucked! 631 00:31:31,683 --> 00:31:34,019 Come on, let's go. Long Beach. 632 00:31:34,853 --> 00:31:36,479 Get in the car! 633 00:31:43,403 --> 00:31:45,030 You were right. 634 00:31:45,572 --> 00:31:47,741 Yeah, they were just here. 635 00:31:47,782 --> 00:31:49,325 Yeah, there's two of them. 636 00:31:53,788 --> 00:31:56,708 So this Becca chick says, "Jump." And you say, "How high?" 637 00:31:56,750 --> 00:31:58,293 If you knew her, you'd jump too. 638 00:31:58,335 --> 00:31:59,961 -You'd pole vault. -Bullshit. 639 00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:01,421 I don't jump for anybody. 640 00:32:01,463 --> 00:32:03,548 'Cause I've got self-respect. You know what that is? 641 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:05,508 Is that when a blind cop kidnaps an Uber driver? 642 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:07,886 When I was 14 years old, my dad took me on a... 643 00:32:07,927 --> 00:32:09,554 camping trip out in the desert. 644 00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,431 First night there he jumps in his truck, he says, 645 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:12,599 "I'm going into town to get some groceries." 646 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:13,808 You know what that really meant? 647 00:32:13,850 --> 00:32:16,936 That meant he was going into town to get drunk and hook up with a local. 648 00:32:16,978 --> 00:32:19,272 You know, I don't remember signing up for this TED Talk. 649 00:32:19,314 --> 00:32:22,650 First few hours go by and I think he's probably got a flat tire. 650 00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:25,528 Then it gets dark, and then it gets cold. I'm hungry. 651 00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:27,197 There is shit in the desert making noise. 652 00:32:27,238 --> 00:32:28,990 I'm scared to death. 653 00:32:29,032 --> 00:32:30,492 And? 654 00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:32,202 So I sat there all night freezing my ass off. 655 00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,829 Starving, clutching this pen knife till dawn. 656 00:32:36,748 --> 00:32:38,208 This pen knife. 657 00:32:38,249 --> 00:32:39,918 It's all I had. It got me through. 658 00:32:39,959 --> 00:32:42,087 No, it didn't. The pen knife did nothing. 659 00:32:42,128 --> 00:32:43,838 It was just a psychological security blanket. 660 00:32:44,297 --> 00:32:46,883 Also, you had a terrible, abusive father. 661 00:32:47,384 --> 00:32:49,636 I became a man that night. That's the point. 662 00:32:49,678 --> 00:32:51,638 You don't need to drop your kids off in the desert... 663 00:32:51,680 --> 00:32:53,348 to teach them how to be a man. 664 00:32:53,390 --> 00:32:54,933 What do you know about being a man? 665 00:32:57,686 --> 00:32:59,854 Wow, this place is not gentrified at all. 666 00:32:59,896 --> 00:33:01,106 -We're here? -Hey, you think... 667 00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:03,108 these guys will be gracious enough to let me use an outlet... 668 00:33:03,149 --> 00:33:04,776 -to charge my car? -Probably not. 669 00:33:06,611 --> 00:33:07,570 Nuh-uh. 670 00:33:07,612 --> 00:33:09,072 I'm gonna hold onto these. 671 00:33:09,114 --> 00:33:10,782 I'd tell you to stay in the car, but I figure... 672 00:33:10,824 --> 00:33:12,659 you're too afraid to get out, so... 673 00:33:13,159 --> 00:33:15,286 I'm not too afraid to get out. 674 00:33:15,787 --> 00:33:17,288 I just don't want to. 675 00:33:17,330 --> 00:33:19,207 I'm choosing to stay in the car. 676 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,802 LAPD. Open up. 677 00:33:31,553 --> 00:33:32,387 What? 678 00:33:32,429 --> 00:33:33,596 -Five-oh! Five-Oh! -Get this shit. 679 00:33:33,638 --> 00:33:34,556 Get it out of here, man! 680 00:33:35,306 --> 00:33:36,933 Get the crystal. What are you doing? 681 00:33:36,975 --> 00:33:38,518 There's some in the back. In the back! 682 00:33:43,523 --> 00:33:45,108 Amo Cortez? 683 00:33:45,150 --> 00:33:47,110 Sorry, homie. This ain't LAPD territory. 684 00:33:47,152 --> 00:33:48,111 Yeah, it is now. 685 00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:49,654 -Hey! -What the fuck, man? 686 00:34:01,332 --> 00:34:03,793 "Yo, Becs! 'Sup... 687 00:34:04,586 --> 00:34:05,962 "girl? 688 00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,298 "I'll be slightly late. 689 00:34:08,340 --> 00:34:10,800 "But I'll be right over... 690 00:34:10,842 --> 00:34:12,927 "so we can... 691 00:34:12,969 --> 00:34:14,971 "have sex." 692 00:34:15,638 --> 00:34:16,681 No. 693 00:34:16,723 --> 00:34:18,433 "Get down." 694 00:34:19,184 --> 00:34:20,643 That's too vague. 695 00:34:20,685 --> 00:34:21,978 "So, we can... 696 00:34:22,020 --> 00:34:24,773 "achieve penetration." 697 00:34:24,814 --> 00:34:26,191 Nope, that's not it. 698 00:34:26,232 --> 00:34:27,650 Don't you need a warrant or some shit? 699 00:34:27,692 --> 00:34:29,235 You think I'm playing games? 700 00:34:29,277 --> 00:34:30,695 I guess you won't miss your big, fancy TV then. 701 00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:34,491 Dude, that's a fish tank. 702 00:34:37,494 --> 00:34:38,703 That's the microwave, homes. 703 00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:41,373 What the hell? You guys just sit around... 704 00:34:41,414 --> 00:34:43,249 and watch fish all day? How's that? 705 00:34:43,291 --> 00:34:46,920 And, I'm gonna give you five seconds to tell me where Amo Cortez is! 706 00:34:46,961 --> 00:34:48,588 "So, we can... 707 00:34:49,422 --> 00:34:50,423 "...fuck." 708 00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:52,384 Yeah. That's it. 709 00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:54,052 People say that. 710 00:34:54,094 --> 00:34:55,303 I wanna fuck you. 711 00:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,847 No. "So, we can... 712 00:34:57,889 --> 00:35:02,560 "do the thing that we had... 713 00:35:02,602 --> 00:35:04,979 "decided upon." That's good, that's good. 714 00:35:05,021 --> 00:35:06,231 Sent. 715 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:08,566 God, what have I done? 716 00:35:08,900 --> 00:35:09,984 Attack, Pico! 717 00:35:10,485 --> 00:35:11,528 What's wrong with him? 718 00:35:18,451 --> 00:35:19,703 You assholes. 719 00:35:19,744 --> 00:35:21,663 How much you feed him? 720 00:35:21,705 --> 00:35:22,956 I said how much you feed him? 721 00:35:26,501 --> 00:35:28,003 How do you like that, tough guy? 722 00:35:28,044 --> 00:35:29,462 How does that taste? Taste good? 723 00:35:29,504 --> 00:35:31,256 How do you like that, asshole? 724 00:35:31,297 --> 00:35:33,008 Now, I'm gonna ask you one more time! 725 00:35:33,049 --> 00:35:34,968 Where's Amo Cortez? 726 00:35:36,803 --> 00:35:38,179 Hello, Amo. 727 00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:39,848 Fuck you guys, man! 728 00:35:39,889 --> 00:35:42,642 "It's not the size of the boat it's the motion..." 729 00:35:42,684 --> 00:35:44,352 Yo, this illegal as fuck, man! 730 00:35:44,394 --> 00:35:46,396 You can't just walk in my momma's house like this! 731 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:48,732 Tío, do something, man! This is bullshit. 732 00:35:48,773 --> 00:35:50,275 Police brutality in here! 733 00:35:51,443 --> 00:35:54,029 -Shit! Watch out for the fucking car, man. -Hey, hey. 734 00:35:55,739 --> 00:35:57,741 Fuck you, homie! I got fucking rights! 735 00:35:57,782 --> 00:36:00,744 No. Fuck you, homie! You're looking at five years for possession. 736 00:36:00,785 --> 00:36:03,121 -Unless you wanna talk. -Vic? 737 00:36:03,163 --> 00:36:04,372 No? 738 00:36:04,414 --> 00:36:06,041 Watch him. I'll be back. 739 00:36:06,082 --> 00:36:07,500 This is bullshit, man! 740 00:36:07,542 --> 00:36:10,378 No. No, no. Vic. Vic. No, no, no. 741 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:13,465 Hey, hey, hey. You cannot just leave him in my car. 742 00:36:13,506 --> 00:36:15,216 This is a hard no for me. 743 00:36:15,258 --> 00:36:17,761 -This is an UberPool, right? -No, it's not an UberPool! 744 00:36:17,802 --> 00:36:18,970 Don't act like... 745 00:36:19,012 --> 00:36:20,722 you know what UberPool is, okay? 746 00:36:20,764 --> 00:36:22,390 You learned that earlier today. 747 00:36:24,642 --> 00:36:25,894 Here, take this. 748 00:36:25,935 --> 00:36:27,562 No, I am not touching that. 749 00:36:27,604 --> 00:36:30,148 He can help me crack a case I've been working on for years! 750 00:36:30,190 --> 00:36:31,358 He's handcuffed. 751 00:36:31,399 --> 00:36:33,193 -He's locked in a car. -I'm not doing it. 752 00:36:33,234 --> 00:36:34,527 -The safety's on. -No. 753 00:36:34,569 --> 00:36:37,155 Just point it at him. Don't let him smell you're a civilian. 754 00:36:37,197 --> 00:36:39,157 Two minutes. You get your five stars... 755 00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:41,117 and you're free to go see your girl, man. 756 00:36:41,159 --> 00:36:43,912 And you get to tell her how you helped an officer in need. 757 00:36:44,287 --> 00:36:45,413 Steve... 758 00:36:45,705 --> 00:36:47,290 this is your night in the desert. 759 00:36:54,297 --> 00:36:55,965 My name is Stu. 760 00:36:56,424 --> 00:36:58,385 Fuck you. 761 00:37:02,347 --> 00:37:04,891 Hey, asshole! How many bags did you feed the dog? 762 00:37:04,933 --> 00:37:07,227 I don't know, man. I lost count. 763 00:37:08,103 --> 00:37:09,312 What? 764 00:37:09,771 --> 00:37:10,980 We good. 765 00:37:12,607 --> 00:37:15,777 You okay, buddy? You okay? 766 00:37:15,819 --> 00:37:16,986 Yeah. 767 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:30,166 Is this an Uber? 768 00:37:30,208 --> 00:37:32,085 Man, fuck this! I'm out of here. 769 00:37:32,127 --> 00:37:32,961 Hey! 770 00:37:33,003 --> 00:37:34,796 This ain't no Uber. 771 00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,297 I'm undercover. 772 00:37:36,339 --> 00:37:39,592 And I'm the bad cop, you little girl. 773 00:37:39,634 --> 00:37:42,137 -Open this door! -My partner may look scary... 774 00:37:42,178 --> 00:37:44,472 but I'm the wolf in sheep's clothing. 775 00:37:44,848 --> 00:37:48,643 -What? -Back at the precinct they call me "Wolf". 776 00:37:55,442 --> 00:37:57,027 Stop that! Why are you laughing? 777 00:37:57,068 --> 00:37:58,236 Stop that! 778 00:37:58,278 --> 00:37:59,696 Stop! Stop that! 779 00:37:59,738 --> 00:38:01,740 Stop laughing! I'm a cop! I'm being for real! 780 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:03,241 Fuck you! You ain't no cop! 781 00:38:03,283 --> 00:38:04,159 I am a cop! 782 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:05,285 I'll take you downtown! 783 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:06,161 Stop that! 784 00:38:07,704 --> 00:38:08,747 You're gonna go to jail! 785 00:38:08,788 --> 00:38:10,165 I'll fucking book you, man! 786 00:38:10,582 --> 00:38:11,458 No! 787 00:38:11,499 --> 00:38:13,460 Please, please! Stop it! 788 00:38:13,501 --> 00:38:14,336 Stop kicking! 789 00:38:15,503 --> 00:38:17,297 Oh, shit! 790 00:38:18,173 --> 00:38:21,051 How dare you! You fucking shot me! 791 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:24,971 Fuck! 792 00:38:25,013 --> 00:38:26,765 -You shot me, man! -What the hell did you do? 793 00:38:26,806 --> 00:38:29,059 -You said the safety was on! -It was! 794 00:38:29,100 --> 00:38:32,479 Oh, my God! He's bleeding out! I killed him! 795 00:38:32,520 --> 00:38:35,106 You got shot in the leg. Good for you. Take Pico. 796 00:38:35,148 --> 00:38:38,151 Hey, asshole, get your ass back in that car. 797 00:38:39,402 --> 00:38:40,528 Hey, Amo. 798 00:38:41,112 --> 00:38:42,739 Talk to me. Tedjo deal. 799 00:38:43,656 --> 00:38:46,117 Hey. The Tedjo deal, what do you know? 800 00:38:46,451 --> 00:38:47,869 It's going down. 801 00:38:47,911 --> 00:38:49,829 -When? -Tonight! 802 00:38:50,246 --> 00:38:51,581 -Where? -At the... 803 00:38:51,623 --> 00:38:52,624 Hey, hey! 804 00:38:53,041 --> 00:38:54,376 At the... 805 00:38:54,668 --> 00:38:56,252 Don't you pass out. 806 00:38:57,420 --> 00:39:00,340 God damn it. He passed out. 807 00:39:00,382 --> 00:39:01,883 All right, we gotta get this guy to the hospital. 808 00:39:02,217 --> 00:39:03,343 Oh, God. 809 00:39:03,968 --> 00:39:05,970 What should I do with this dog? 810 00:39:07,472 --> 00:39:10,058 Mr. Cortez, I want you to know I'm really sorry! 811 00:39:10,100 --> 00:39:11,685 He can't hear you. He's in shock. 812 00:39:13,853 --> 00:39:16,231 Are you... Come on. 813 00:39:16,272 --> 00:39:18,775 You need a tissue? Teddy bear? 814 00:39:18,817 --> 00:39:21,444 You got a blanky in the trunk you want me to grab? 815 00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:22,612 Jesus. 816 00:39:22,654 --> 00:39:24,656 I'm really overwhelmed right now. 817 00:39:24,698 --> 00:39:27,826 Tears are a natural response to the immense pressure I'm currently experiencing. 818 00:39:27,867 --> 00:39:29,119 Yeah, sure. Naturally. 819 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,704 Everyone cries. It's good for you. 820 00:39:30,745 --> 00:39:32,455 I don't cry. Pico doesn't cry. 821 00:39:32,497 --> 00:39:34,249 -You cried when you were a baby. -Nope. Never. 822 00:39:34,290 --> 00:39:36,543 -You don't remember that. -I remember my birth. 823 00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:38,128 You're getting rid of the murder weapon! 824 00:39:38,169 --> 00:39:40,964 Take Sepulveda over to Crenshaw. There's a hospital there. 825 00:39:41,006 --> 00:39:43,049 Okay, okay. Hospital. 826 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:44,676 Good. It's a hospital. Okay. 827 00:39:45,051 --> 00:39:46,553 Oh, God. Oh, God. 828 00:39:48,054 --> 00:39:49,806 Come on! Get your ass over here and help me! 829 00:39:51,516 --> 00:39:53,601 -You said hospital! -This is a hospital. 830 00:39:54,060 --> 00:39:55,770 -It's a animal hospital! -He's an animal. 831 00:39:55,812 --> 00:39:58,148 Yeah, we'll check him for heartworms! 832 00:39:58,189 --> 00:39:59,399 -Get his leg. -Sorry. 833 00:39:59,441 --> 00:40:01,317 Sorry, sorry! All right, sorry. 834 00:40:01,359 --> 00:40:04,195 -Hello, Victor. -Hey, doc. 835 00:40:13,496 --> 00:40:15,832 Take a deep breath, all right? You didn't do anything wrong. 836 00:40:15,874 --> 00:40:18,376 I shot a guy. I'm gonna go to jail. 837 00:40:18,418 --> 00:40:20,837 I'm the guy who would arrest you for that, and I'm not gonna arrest you. 838 00:40:20,879 --> 00:40:22,047 That scumbag over there... 839 00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:23,548 sells heroin to kids. 840 00:40:23,590 --> 00:40:25,008 Now sit down. 841 00:40:27,594 --> 00:40:29,554 -Is he okay? -He's fine. 842 00:40:29,596 --> 00:40:31,097 Just some mild tissue damage. 843 00:40:31,139 --> 00:40:33,016 -Pooch okay? -He's good. 844 00:40:33,266 --> 00:40:35,643 Eight more came out. What do you wanna do with him? 845 00:40:35,894 --> 00:40:37,187 Find him a good home. 846 00:40:38,355 --> 00:40:41,232 He'll wake up soon. Just tell him to stay off that leg for a while. 847 00:40:41,274 --> 00:40:42,484 All right, I'm coming! 848 00:40:43,193 --> 00:40:44,736 Hold on to your poop bags. 849 00:40:44,778 --> 00:40:45,904 Hey, Pico. How are you, boy? 850 00:40:45,945 --> 00:40:47,655 Come here. Come on, pup-pup. 851 00:40:48,323 --> 00:40:50,700 Let's go, Peanut. There we go. 852 00:40:50,742 --> 00:40:52,243 I'll be back. 853 00:40:53,703 --> 00:40:55,163 All right. Wake up, asshole. 854 00:40:56,039 --> 00:40:57,248 Tedjo deal. 855 00:40:57,290 --> 00:40:58,541 When and where? 856 00:40:58,583 --> 00:41:00,543 -Fuck you, pig. -Oh, yeah? 857 00:41:01,461 --> 00:41:03,421 Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing? 858 00:41:03,463 --> 00:41:04,673 Now, when and where? 859 00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:09,552 Amo, you just don't wanna make this easy, do you? 860 00:41:12,472 --> 00:41:13,390 When and where? 861 00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:15,100 Hey, hey, hey! Stop that. Stop torturing him. 862 00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:16,267 Says the guy who shot him. 863 00:41:16,309 --> 00:41:17,686 Well, I didn't do it on purpose. 864 00:41:17,727 --> 00:41:19,813 And I feel really horrible about it. 865 00:41:19,854 --> 00:41:20,980 -When and where? -Shit! 866 00:41:21,022 --> 00:41:22,107 You know what? I have an idea. 867 00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:24,401 You don't always have to use brute force. You can use your brain sometimes. 868 00:41:24,442 --> 00:41:25,402 -Yeah? -Yeah. 869 00:41:25,443 --> 00:41:27,070 All right. Let's see this. 870 00:41:28,988 --> 00:41:30,407 This is your phone, right? 871 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,035 Yeah. Sure is. 872 00:41:34,077 --> 00:41:35,954 Look, you've got Twitter. Perfect. 873 00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:37,664 What are you doing, man? 874 00:41:37,706 --> 00:41:42,669 "I love Ryan Gosling." 875 00:41:42,711 --> 00:41:44,754 -Open parenthesis. -What? What? 876 00:41:44,796 --> 00:41:48,550 -"So hot." -No! 877 00:41:48,591 --> 00:41:49,926 -Send. -What the... 878 00:41:49,968 --> 00:41:53,263 Look, bunch of notifications coming in. Very engaged audience. 879 00:41:53,304 --> 00:41:55,098 "Here are my favorite... 880 00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:56,850 "...Ryan Gosling movies." 881 00:41:57,100 --> 00:41:58,560 -No, no, no! -"Number three... 882 00:41:58,601 --> 00:41:59,894 "The Notebook." 883 00:41:59,936 --> 00:42:01,396 -No! -"Number two... 884 00:42:01,438 --> 00:42:03,273 "The Notebook." 885 00:42:03,314 --> 00:42:04,607 -What? -"Number one... 886 00:42:05,066 --> 00:42:09,237 "La La Land." Send. 887 00:42:09,279 --> 00:42:11,740 -I hate Gosling, man! -"Our leader..." 888 00:42:12,198 --> 00:42:14,117 What's the name of the leader? 889 00:42:14,159 --> 00:42:15,368 Doc Ramirez, right? 890 00:42:15,410 --> 00:42:17,412 -Doc? -"Doc Ramirez... 891 00:42:17,871 --> 00:42:19,414 "wears diapers... 892 00:42:19,456 --> 00:42:24,294 "because he is lactose intolerant and loves cheese." 893 00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:25,628 That's a lie! 894 00:42:27,088 --> 00:42:29,007 I'm gonna hit "send". 895 00:42:29,049 --> 00:42:31,426 I wonder if Doc Ramirez will see this. 896 00:42:31,468 --> 00:42:33,178 1:00 a.m. at the salvage yard! 897 00:42:33,219 --> 00:42:34,637 -Yes. -Hey, stop! 898 00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:36,973 I'm gonna go. 899 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:38,850 Hey. 900 00:42:40,018 --> 00:42:42,103 I get it. It was too much for you. 901 00:42:42,145 --> 00:42:44,105 You mean shooting an unarmed, handcuffed man... 902 00:42:44,147 --> 00:42:46,232 in the back seat of the electric vehicle I lease? 903 00:42:46,274 --> 00:42:48,443 Yeah, it was a lot. 904 00:42:48,485 --> 00:42:50,320 And please don't take this the wrong way... 905 00:42:50,612 --> 00:42:52,489 but go fuck yourself. 906 00:43:00,330 --> 00:43:02,415 Stay right there. 907 00:43:02,457 --> 00:43:03,750 Bad things happen to people... 908 00:43:03,792 --> 00:43:07,212 but it doesn't affect them if they don't think about it. 909 00:43:08,421 --> 00:43:10,340 You are doing great. 910 00:43:10,382 --> 00:43:12,300 Just focus on Becca. 911 00:43:12,801 --> 00:43:14,094 Becca. 912 00:43:18,223 --> 00:43:20,225 Hey, asshole. 913 00:43:22,936 --> 00:43:24,145 Is this the Uber app? 914 00:43:25,897 --> 00:43:27,524 -Vic? -What? 915 00:43:27,899 --> 00:43:28,692 Oh, shit. 916 00:43:30,819 --> 00:43:32,237 What the hell do you want? 917 00:43:32,278 --> 00:43:34,239 This is more about what you want, Detective Manning. 918 00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:36,825 -You know my name. I'm freakin' flattered. -Want another partner... 919 00:43:36,866 --> 00:43:38,118 to die on your watch? 920 00:43:38,159 --> 00:43:40,161 -Little shit's not my partner. -No, no, no. 921 00:43:40,203 --> 00:43:42,497 Don't listen to him. He's bluffing. We're very close. 922 00:43:42,539 --> 00:43:44,249 No, we're not. Shoot him. 923 00:43:44,290 --> 00:43:46,793 I just asked him to be the godfather of my children. 924 00:43:46,835 --> 00:43:48,378 Yes? You'll do it? 925 00:43:48,420 --> 00:43:50,088 Save your breath, Steve. 926 00:43:50,130 --> 00:43:52,882 We're in love. There. It's out there. 927 00:43:52,924 --> 00:43:54,718 This is how it's gonna play out. 928 00:43:54,759 --> 00:43:56,344 That ugly cocksucker... 929 00:43:56,386 --> 00:43:57,595 You're not that ugly. 930 00:43:57,637 --> 00:43:58,888 ...is gonna offer up a swap. 931 00:43:59,389 --> 00:44:01,307 You for Amo, straight up. 932 00:44:01,349 --> 00:44:04,185 Me for Amo, straight up? Awesome! 933 00:44:04,227 --> 00:44:05,478 As soon as we make the swap... 934 00:44:05,520 --> 00:44:06,646 he's gonna shoot us both. 935 00:44:06,688 --> 00:44:08,314 Señor Cortez here, too. 936 00:44:08,356 --> 00:44:09,858 That's bullshit, man. 937 00:44:09,899 --> 00:44:13,028 No, he's right actually. Boss hates loose ends. 938 00:44:13,069 --> 00:44:14,112 I told you. 939 00:44:15,697 --> 00:44:18,199 But after I located your partner's car here... 940 00:44:18,241 --> 00:44:21,619 -I called in a few colleagues. -How cute. The rest of Cobra Kai. 941 00:44:21,995 --> 00:44:25,623 Hey, guys, why don't we talk this out? 942 00:44:25,665 --> 00:44:28,543 Let's talk about how we feel. I'll start. 943 00:44:28,585 --> 00:44:32,547 I feel scared when someone has a gun to my head. 944 00:44:32,589 --> 00:44:34,466 How do you feel? 945 00:44:34,507 --> 00:44:36,009 I'm guessing swap's off the table. 946 00:44:36,051 --> 00:44:37,552 I'll trade you for a sculpture. 947 00:44:37,594 --> 00:44:39,846 I hear your daughter's hot shit. 948 00:44:45,769 --> 00:44:47,187 What'd you say? 949 00:44:54,986 --> 00:44:56,613 God damn it. 950 00:45:01,076 --> 00:45:01,826 Hold on. 951 00:45:02,494 --> 00:45:05,163 Here we go, babies. Get on. Come on. Come on, Jolly. 952 00:45:05,205 --> 00:45:05,955 It's okay. Yeah. 953 00:45:33,400 --> 00:45:34,609 Vic! 954 00:45:56,423 --> 00:45:57,841 Vic! Vic! 955 00:46:02,512 --> 00:46:04,055 Oh, my God. I'm gonna die. 956 00:46:04,097 --> 00:46:05,807 -I'm gonna die at a hospital for animals. -No. Hey, hey. 957 00:46:05,849 --> 00:46:07,100 Pull it together, all right? 958 00:46:07,142 --> 00:46:09,686 I need you to take out these lights. Level the playing field. 959 00:46:09,728 --> 00:46:10,812 I don't have a gun! 960 00:46:12,981 --> 00:46:13,732 Hey! 961 00:46:13,773 --> 00:46:14,774 Come on! Hey! 962 00:46:15,066 --> 00:46:16,401 Look, I need you to... 963 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,194 kill those lights. Now! 964 00:46:18,236 --> 00:46:19,237 -Come on! -Okay. 965 00:46:22,490 --> 00:46:24,451 Hey. We're gonna make it out of this, okay? 966 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:25,452 You can do it. 967 00:46:25,493 --> 00:46:26,202 All right? 968 00:46:26,244 --> 00:46:28,371 -You can do this! -I can do this! 969 00:46:28,413 --> 00:46:29,330 -You ready? -Yeah! 970 00:46:29,372 --> 00:46:30,123 Go! 971 00:46:51,978 --> 00:46:53,104 Fuck you! 972 00:46:58,902 --> 00:47:00,653 Hello! 973 00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:02,447 How many are left? 974 00:47:04,783 --> 00:47:05,658 Just one. 975 00:47:05,700 --> 00:47:06,659 I got one bullet. 976 00:47:06,701 --> 00:47:07,786 I got one can. 977 00:47:07,827 --> 00:47:09,704 If it hits somebody, I'll know where to shoot. 978 00:47:10,789 --> 00:47:12,540 All right, you can do this. Make this count. 979 00:47:12,832 --> 00:47:13,792 All right. 980 00:47:20,173 --> 00:47:21,341 I see him. 981 00:47:22,008 --> 00:47:24,010 Fuck! I missed! 982 00:47:28,306 --> 00:47:29,140 I got him! 983 00:47:29,808 --> 00:47:31,226 Fuck. It worked. 984 00:47:52,831 --> 00:47:53,873 Hey. 985 00:47:53,915 --> 00:47:56,209 I need you to send a text for me that says... 986 00:47:56,501 --> 00:47:57,877 "He's dead." 987 00:47:58,253 --> 00:48:00,630 When my grandmother died she looked so peaceful. 988 00:48:01,214 --> 00:48:03,425 These men do not look peaceful. 989 00:48:03,466 --> 00:48:06,428 -They look murdered. -Stu. 990 00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:08,805 I need Tedjo to think I'm dead. 991 00:48:11,474 --> 00:48:13,601 There are no contacts. Only one number. 992 00:48:13,643 --> 00:48:15,020 That's Tedjo. 993 00:48:15,061 --> 00:48:16,479 He gives his guys burner phones. 994 00:48:16,521 --> 00:48:19,107 Sorry, I haven't used T9 in so long. 995 00:48:20,191 --> 00:48:21,026 Hit "send". 996 00:48:21,568 --> 00:48:23,903 So this Tedjo guy killed your partner? 997 00:48:29,701 --> 00:48:31,786 And he oversees a heroin pipeline... 998 00:48:31,828 --> 00:48:34,289 that's gonna kill a lot more people. 999 00:48:34,330 --> 00:48:36,166 Teenagers. Kids. 1000 00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:38,376 Okay. 1001 00:48:38,877 --> 00:48:41,004 Well, heroin is so bad. 1002 00:48:41,046 --> 00:48:44,382 And I think it's worse when kids do it. 1003 00:48:44,424 --> 00:48:47,302 So I hope you... 1004 00:48:53,183 --> 00:48:55,602 Hey. Hey! 1005 00:49:06,863 --> 00:49:07,906 Hey, Nicole! 1006 00:49:08,615 --> 00:49:10,075 Hi, sweetie. 1007 00:49:10,116 --> 00:49:11,701 Oh, my God! I can't believe you're here! 1008 00:49:11,743 --> 00:49:13,411 I wouldn't miss it. 1009 00:49:13,453 --> 00:49:15,288 Wow. Is ol' Vic with ya? 1010 00:49:16,414 --> 00:49:20,168 You know, I haven't seen him yet, but I'm sure he'll show up at some point. 1011 00:49:20,210 --> 00:49:22,712 Yeah, we'll see about that. 1012 00:49:22,754 --> 00:49:27,217 Listen, I can't stay long. But before I go, I'm gonna take that small... 1013 00:49:27,258 --> 00:49:30,929 scorpion sculpture off your hands. It is stunning. 1014 00:49:30,970 --> 00:49:32,138 Thank you. 1015 00:49:32,180 --> 00:49:33,139 Come here. 1016 00:49:33,181 --> 00:49:36,601 I have so loved watching you grow up. 1017 00:49:36,643 --> 00:49:38,895 Your father would be so proud. 1018 00:49:39,771 --> 00:49:41,272 Thank you. 1019 00:49:41,314 --> 00:49:43,525 All right. Good night. 1020 00:49:46,444 --> 00:49:47,904 Where the hell are you going? 1021 00:49:47,946 --> 00:49:49,489 They picked up your plates. 1022 00:49:49,531 --> 00:49:50,990 They think you're my partner. 1023 00:49:51,032 --> 00:49:53,201 If they can run your plates, they sure as shit can find where you sleep! 1024 00:49:53,243 --> 00:49:54,661 And your girlfriend. 1025 00:49:54,703 --> 00:49:55,829 You're in this now. 1026 00:49:58,707 --> 00:50:02,711 All I wanted to do was drive nights, a few weekends. 1027 00:50:02,752 --> 00:50:05,880 Save up enough money to open a goddamn spin gym for women... 1028 00:50:05,922 --> 00:50:08,383 with my platonic friend who I happen to be in love with. 1029 00:50:08,425 --> 00:50:10,176 Pathetic? Sure. 1030 00:50:10,218 --> 00:50:12,137 But it was manageable! 1031 00:50:12,178 --> 00:50:14,222 Do you know how many people I just watched die? 1032 00:50:15,181 --> 00:50:16,725 Five. 1033 00:50:16,766 --> 00:50:18,768 Technically four. You fainted before Amo got shot in the head. 1034 00:50:18,810 --> 00:50:20,061 Rhetorical! 1035 00:50:20,103 --> 00:50:22,188 Rhetorical question, dude! 1036 00:50:23,148 --> 00:50:25,650 I'm gonna need therapy for the rest of my life. 1037 00:50:25,692 --> 00:50:27,277 And I don't have insurance. 1038 00:50:27,318 --> 00:50:29,237 So I'm gonna have to get cheap student therapists... 1039 00:50:29,279 --> 00:50:32,949 who quote white guys with Indian names and tell me that I should meditate. 1040 00:50:32,991 --> 00:50:36,161 I do meditate! 1041 00:50:36,703 --> 00:50:37,996 Yes! 1042 00:50:38,038 --> 00:50:41,082 Get angry! Own that shit! 1043 00:50:41,124 --> 00:50:42,959 Now, come on. Let's go! 1044 00:50:45,712 --> 00:50:47,839 What do I need to do to make this all end? 1045 00:50:47,881 --> 00:50:49,257 We gotta get to Venice now. 1046 00:50:49,299 --> 00:50:51,092 Come on. My daughter could be in trouble. Let's go. 1047 00:50:51,134 --> 00:50:52,761 Come on, let's go! 1048 00:50:55,513 --> 00:50:56,973 Becca! 1049 00:51:17,243 --> 00:51:19,788 I think we're good. I don't think anybody followed us. 1050 00:51:19,829 --> 00:51:22,916 -How can you be sure? -'Cause they would've shot us in the street. 1051 00:51:22,957 --> 00:51:25,043 Just keep your eyes out for anything suspicious, all right? 1052 00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:27,379 Yeah, we're the only suspicious things in here. 1053 00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:29,839 Just relax. Grab a drink. 1054 00:51:29,881 --> 00:51:31,716 -Drink, sir? -Be all right. 1055 00:51:33,176 --> 00:51:34,260 Dad? 1056 00:51:34,302 --> 00:51:35,929 -Hey! -Hey, kid! 1057 00:51:35,970 --> 00:51:38,473 -You actually came! -Yeah, of course I came. 1058 00:51:38,973 --> 00:51:40,392 -What is that smell? -A long story. 1059 00:51:40,433 --> 00:51:43,395 Blood. Dog food. Vomit. 1060 00:51:44,729 --> 00:51:45,855 Wow. Well, honestly... 1061 00:51:45,897 --> 00:51:47,399 I'm just glad you're here. I don't care what it is. 1062 00:51:47,440 --> 00:51:49,234 -McHenry was just here. -Really? 1063 00:51:49,275 --> 00:51:50,485 Who's your friend? 1064 00:51:51,236 --> 00:51:52,278 -Steve. -Steve. 1065 00:51:52,320 --> 00:51:53,405 -Stu. -Stu. 1066 00:51:53,446 --> 00:51:54,739 I'm Stu. 1067 00:51:57,283 --> 00:51:58,785 Hello, Stu. 1068 00:51:58,827 --> 00:52:00,161 -Stu. -All right. 1069 00:52:00,203 --> 00:52:03,206 -So, what do you think? -Yeah, yeah. Wow. 1070 00:52:03,248 --> 00:52:04,249 Wow. 1071 00:52:04,290 --> 00:52:05,291 Right? 1072 00:52:06,251 --> 00:52:07,794 Look at that. 1073 00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:09,004 Look at the red... 1074 00:52:09,295 --> 00:52:11,840 flowing into the blue. It reminds me of... 1075 00:52:11,881 --> 00:52:15,260 Remember that Bricker case? That guy got shot in the head in a swimming pool. 1076 00:52:15,301 --> 00:52:17,012 Blood just kind of flowed out in the waters. 1077 00:52:17,053 --> 00:52:18,388 He was a pimp. 1078 00:52:18,430 --> 00:52:20,557 Cool, yeah. What do you think of the sculptures, though? 1079 00:52:20,598 --> 00:52:22,934 Because that's what I do. I'm a sculptor. 1080 00:52:22,976 --> 00:52:23,935 No. 1081 00:52:23,977 --> 00:52:25,478 I was just saying. 1082 00:52:26,771 --> 00:52:28,189 -Let me show you this... -I gotta... 1083 00:52:28,690 --> 00:52:29,774 I gotta drop a deuce. 1084 00:52:31,818 --> 00:52:33,028 Vic! 1085 00:52:34,404 --> 00:52:36,948 Nah. It's okay. I'm used to that. 1086 00:52:37,615 --> 00:52:39,701 So, how do you know my dad? 1087 00:52:39,951 --> 00:52:41,286 He kidnapped me. 1088 00:52:42,078 --> 00:52:43,663 We killed some people. 1089 00:52:45,373 --> 00:52:46,458 I'm on the fence. 1090 00:52:46,499 --> 00:52:48,752 Really? I think she's brilliant. 1091 00:52:48,793 --> 00:52:52,630 Her pieces are so emotionally charged. Reminds me of a young Richard Serra. 1092 00:52:52,672 --> 00:52:55,383 Like if Tilted Arc had a soul. 1093 00:53:01,139 --> 00:53:03,266 I love this one. 1094 00:53:03,308 --> 00:53:06,186 I'll take it. Put a sold sign on that, please. 1095 00:53:06,478 --> 00:53:10,774 It's a spin gym for women called... 1096 00:53:10,815 --> 00:53:12,442 "Spinster". 1097 00:53:13,026 --> 00:53:14,944 That is a terrible name. 1098 00:53:14,986 --> 00:53:18,239 No, no, no, I don't think you heard. It's a spin gym. 1099 00:53:18,281 --> 00:53:19,449 So it's like a pun. 1100 00:53:19,491 --> 00:53:22,494 It's a play on the words. It's whimsical. It's welcoming. It's fun. "Come on in." 1101 00:53:22,535 --> 00:53:25,455 A spinster is an old woman who never found love. 1102 00:53:25,789 --> 00:53:29,000 You might as well call your gym "Old Hag Bikes". 1103 00:53:30,543 --> 00:53:32,295 I'm just saying, like, if it's your passion... 1104 00:53:32,337 --> 00:53:34,172 -maybe find a better name. -It's not my passion. 1105 00:53:34,214 --> 00:53:36,049 Well, then what is your passion? 1106 00:53:36,091 --> 00:53:40,011 You know, I feel like LA's full of people following their passion. 1107 00:53:40,053 --> 00:53:42,639 We need more people to settle. We need more settlers. 1108 00:53:42,681 --> 00:53:44,641 You know, this country was founded on settlers. 1109 00:53:45,475 --> 00:53:46,851 -So... -Hey, honey. 1110 00:53:46,893 --> 00:53:48,395 Can I talk to you for a second? 1111 00:53:48,436 --> 00:53:50,063 Okay. 1112 00:53:52,399 --> 00:53:54,025 Hey. 1113 00:53:54,693 --> 00:53:56,194 Great work with the sculptures, honey. 1114 00:53:57,278 --> 00:53:58,697 Really solid stuff. 1115 00:53:58,738 --> 00:54:02,033 -Reminiscent of a young Richard Serra. -Oh, thank you. 1116 00:54:02,075 --> 00:54:03,326 Yeah. 1117 00:54:04,369 --> 00:54:05,120 Here. 1118 00:54:05,161 --> 00:54:06,121 Do not hand me a... 1119 00:54:06,162 --> 00:54:07,789 -Take this. -Jesus, Dad. 1120 00:54:07,831 --> 00:54:09,374 -Here. -Dad, I do not want that! 1121 00:54:09,416 --> 00:54:11,876 There's some really bad shit going down tonight. Okay? 1122 00:54:12,127 --> 00:54:13,545 I checked the place out. It's clear. 1123 00:54:14,129 --> 00:54:15,463 But it's better safe than sorry. 1124 00:54:15,505 --> 00:54:16,798 -Take that. -Oh, God. 1125 00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:18,591 -Remember how I taught you to shoot? -Yes. 1126 00:54:18,633 --> 00:54:19,968 I hate when you do this. 1127 00:54:20,010 --> 00:54:21,302 Anything else? 1128 00:54:23,263 --> 00:54:25,390 So, I need to borrow your keys to the house. 1129 00:54:25,432 --> 00:54:28,852 Yeah, I need to get into my old storage. 1130 00:54:30,979 --> 00:54:32,272 Is that why you came? 1131 00:54:33,273 --> 00:54:34,482 No. 1132 00:54:35,066 --> 00:54:36,818 God, no. I wanted to see your work. 1133 00:54:36,860 --> 00:54:38,236 And make sure you were safe. 1134 00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:40,488 But I also didn't have time to run back to Eagle Rock. 1135 00:54:41,072 --> 00:54:42,407 So it's a three-for-one. 1136 00:54:42,449 --> 00:54:44,826 For a second there... 1137 00:54:44,868 --> 00:54:46,995 I actually thought you gave a shit about my work. 1138 00:54:47,037 --> 00:54:48,455 Hey. This is serious. 1139 00:54:48,496 --> 00:54:50,165 -I'm close to Tedjo. -Yeah. 1140 00:54:50,206 --> 00:54:53,835 You're always close to something except for the people who actually need you. 1141 00:54:54,169 --> 00:54:55,962 -I'm so done. -Hey. 1142 00:54:56,004 --> 00:54:58,006 Nicole, wait! 1143 00:55:00,550 --> 00:55:01,760 Keys? 1144 00:55:07,140 --> 00:55:08,850 You know I can't see. 1145 00:55:08,892 --> 00:55:10,977 What did you say to her, man? You ruined her night. 1146 00:55:11,019 --> 00:55:12,562 I don't know. I gave her my Glock. 1147 00:55:12,604 --> 00:55:15,148 See, that's your problem! You give people Glocks instead of love. 1148 00:55:15,190 --> 00:55:17,317 Suddenly the Uber driver knows all about parenting. 1149 00:55:17,359 --> 00:55:20,362 You're just very abrasive and you're insensitive, 1150 00:55:20,403 --> 00:55:21,821 and you're very scary and you're... 1151 00:55:21,863 --> 00:55:23,239 Oh, my God! 1152 00:55:23,281 --> 00:55:25,450 That's exactly the kind of thing I'm talking about! 1153 00:55:25,492 --> 00:55:26,868 Why did you do that? 1154 00:55:26,910 --> 00:55:29,371 To get cops here. Just in case. Let's go. 1155 00:55:29,412 --> 00:55:30,830 Go, go. 1156 00:55:38,296 --> 00:55:39,714 Where is it? 1157 00:55:39,756 --> 00:55:40,757 Box. 1158 00:55:42,634 --> 00:55:45,136 You used to be happy. That's adorable. 1159 00:55:45,970 --> 00:55:48,139 You know, I would have said you should smile more... 1160 00:55:48,181 --> 00:55:49,599 but now that I see this picture... 1161 00:55:50,225 --> 00:55:52,060 good call on quitting smiling. 1162 00:55:52,102 --> 00:55:54,312 Your face looks really bad when you smile. 1163 00:55:54,354 --> 00:55:57,107 It also looks really bad when you don't smile. 1164 00:55:57,148 --> 00:55:58,483 You have a bad face. 1165 00:55:58,525 --> 00:55:59,526 Oh, man. 1166 00:55:59,567 --> 00:56:01,111 I've only got six rounds left. 1167 00:56:01,152 --> 00:56:02,987 Are these two other hostages you took? 1168 00:56:03,029 --> 00:56:04,739 -You're not helping. -Did you just yell... 1169 00:56:04,781 --> 00:56:07,033 "cruise ship" at them until they took you? 1170 00:56:07,075 --> 00:56:08,660 Look, I need more ammo. 1171 00:56:09,077 --> 00:56:10,578 And we've only got an hour. 1172 00:56:10,995 --> 00:56:12,288 Outside The Box. 1173 00:56:12,330 --> 00:56:15,709 Outside the box. Outside the box. All right, now, let's brainstorm. 1174 00:56:15,750 --> 00:56:17,711 We can find a black market gun dealer. 1175 00:56:17,752 --> 00:56:19,963 -No, it's where I work. -Uber? 1176 00:56:20,005 --> 00:56:23,258 Like Uber Eats? They have Uber Guns? Uber Bullets? 1177 00:56:25,468 --> 00:56:27,345 This is your other horrible job? 1178 00:56:27,387 --> 00:56:29,431 I came here once to buy some fishing gear. 1179 00:56:29,931 --> 00:56:31,975 Clerk was a real dick. 1180 00:56:32,017 --> 00:56:35,937 I wanted to shoot him in the leg, but I had self-control. 1181 00:56:35,979 --> 00:56:38,815 Yeah, that was probably my boss. 1182 00:56:38,857 --> 00:56:41,067 He's the second worst guy I've ever met. 1183 00:56:41,109 --> 00:56:42,193 Who's the first? 1184 00:56:42,235 --> 00:56:43,820 I'll give you a hint. 1185 00:56:43,862 --> 00:56:45,280 It's you. 1186 00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,699 All right. 1187 00:56:47,741 --> 00:56:49,784 I thought you just needed a couple of bullets, bud. 1188 00:56:49,826 --> 00:56:51,327 Well, you can never be too prepared. 1189 00:56:51,369 --> 00:56:53,038 Yeah, but somebody has to pay for all this shit. 1190 00:56:53,079 --> 00:56:55,123 -Put it on my Uber tab. -There's no tab! 1191 00:56:55,165 --> 00:56:58,293 Uber is not a general store in the Old West! 1192 00:56:59,169 --> 00:57:00,837 Oh, no. 1193 00:57:03,006 --> 00:57:06,259 Hey, Becca, I'm so, so sorry. Something came up. 1194 00:57:06,301 --> 00:57:09,137 Stu, I'm so sorry. I did not mean to freak you out. 1195 00:57:09,179 --> 00:57:11,473 If you don't wanna have sex, I understand, I'm disgusting. 1196 00:57:11,514 --> 00:57:14,142 -No, no, no. You didn't freak me out. -Shit. 1197 00:57:14,184 --> 00:57:16,061 I'm definitely down to clown. 1198 00:57:16,102 --> 00:57:17,729 -I wanna do the deed. -What? 1199 00:57:17,771 --> 00:57:20,106 -And then we're gonna have a talk. -You know what? I was gonna say... 1200 00:57:20,148 --> 00:57:21,858 maybe you should not come over. 1201 00:57:21,900 --> 00:57:24,319 Because, okay... So, Byron called me... 1202 00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:26,196 and he sounded really sorry. 1203 00:57:26,237 --> 00:57:28,365 And he was like, "I should come over and talk," 1204 00:57:28,406 --> 00:57:30,283 and I think I should just hear him out. 1205 00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:32,118 -You know? -No, no, no. 1206 00:57:32,160 --> 00:57:34,371 Do not let Byron come over, okay? 1207 00:57:34,412 --> 00:57:36,915 He does not deserve to be let back into your life. 1208 00:57:36,956 --> 00:57:38,667 Wait for me, okay? 1209 00:57:38,708 --> 00:57:40,960 I'll be there. Wait for me. 1210 00:57:41,002 --> 00:57:44,297 Okay. Oh, God, this night is so crazy for me. 1211 00:57:44,339 --> 00:57:45,507 I'll be right there. 1212 00:57:47,008 --> 00:57:48,677 Lovers' quarrel? 1213 00:57:48,718 --> 00:57:51,096 Oh, I forgot you're not lovers. Hey, this is good, right? 1214 00:57:51,137 --> 00:57:52,597 Fuck off, okay? 1215 00:57:52,639 --> 00:57:54,891 And put that back! That's way too much stuff! 1216 00:57:54,933 --> 00:57:56,559 Why do you need propane tanks? 1217 00:57:56,601 --> 00:57:59,979 Are you gonna have a barbecue later? You have no friends! 1218 00:58:00,021 --> 00:58:01,606 You're gonna get me fired! 1219 00:58:01,648 --> 00:58:04,401 You weren't planning on working in this shithole your whole life, were you? 1220 00:58:07,070 --> 00:58:09,406 What? I hurt your feelings? 1221 00:58:09,447 --> 00:58:12,200 No. Actually, I feel bad for you. 1222 00:58:12,242 --> 00:58:14,369 After seeing how you treat your own daughter... 1223 00:58:14,411 --> 00:58:17,122 it's clear that you don't give a shit about anyone else. 1224 00:58:17,163 --> 00:58:21,501 Wait. Are you mad at me? Or are you mad at that girl you refuse to man up to? 1225 00:58:21,543 --> 00:58:23,378 You're gonna give me relationship advice? 1226 00:58:23,753 --> 00:58:27,173 You spend more time obsessing over your dead partner... 1227 00:58:27,215 --> 00:58:29,467 than paying attention to your alive daughter... 1228 00:58:29,509 --> 00:58:32,012 who, news flash, wants to be a part of your life. 1229 00:58:32,053 --> 00:58:33,388 You know what that makes you? 1230 00:58:33,430 --> 00:58:36,307 -A good cop? -A shitty father! 1231 00:58:36,349 --> 00:58:37,308 All right. You know what? 1232 00:58:37,934 --> 00:58:41,396 -You've been annoying me all goddamn day... -I've been annoying you? 1233 00:58:41,438 --> 00:58:42,605 What? 1234 00:58:42,647 --> 00:58:44,816 I don't need a therapy session from Little Man Uber. 1235 00:58:44,858 --> 00:58:47,277 Life is hard. That's what we signed up for. 1236 00:58:47,318 --> 00:58:49,612 And I handle my shit like a real man. 1237 00:58:49,654 --> 00:58:52,741 I don't bitch and moan and whine and cry... 1238 00:58:52,782 --> 00:58:55,660 -like your pansy ass! -You feel like a real man, huh? 1239 00:58:55,702 --> 00:58:58,413 Killing people, avenging, kicking ass... 1240 00:58:58,455 --> 00:59:00,999 taking names, torturing perps. 1241 00:59:01,041 --> 00:59:02,417 You know what? 1242 00:59:02,459 --> 00:59:05,253 I could've called another Uber driver earlier, and you know why I didn't? 1243 00:59:05,295 --> 00:59:07,714 -Because you don't know how to use apps! -No. 1244 00:59:07,756 --> 00:59:11,551 Because I wouldn't find one weaker than you! 1245 00:59:11,593 --> 00:59:14,888 You're too chicken shit to tell that girl you like her! 1246 00:59:14,929 --> 00:59:18,141 You're too chicken shit to stand up to me! 1247 00:59:18,183 --> 00:59:21,603 And you're a chicken shit... 1248 00:59:22,479 --> 00:59:25,357 who deserves zero stars. 1249 00:59:26,733 --> 00:59:27,609 What? 1250 00:59:27,650 --> 00:59:28,735 What, are you getting mad? 1251 00:59:28,777 --> 00:59:30,487 -Come on. Don't you... -Yeah, what are you gonna do about it? 1252 00:59:30,528 --> 00:59:31,988 What are you gonna do about it, Steve? 1253 00:59:32,030 --> 00:59:33,490 My name is Stu! 1254 00:59:33,531 --> 00:59:34,532 Jesus! Shit! 1255 00:59:42,248 --> 00:59:43,333 Here we go. 1256 00:59:43,375 --> 00:59:46,419 You think you're tough shit? Come on! 1257 00:59:49,255 --> 00:59:50,340 Tough guy, huh? 1258 00:59:50,382 --> 00:59:53,301 Wanna face me like a man? All right, here we go. 1259 00:59:54,552 --> 00:59:56,846 We don't have to be violent! We can talk! 1260 00:59:56,888 --> 00:59:59,724 I'm not gonna sit in a kumbaya circle jerk with you... 1261 00:59:59,766 --> 01:00:01,768 and cry like a little girl! 1262 01:00:02,268 --> 01:00:03,895 I'm calling time out! 1263 01:00:03,937 --> 01:00:06,815 No! No! Time out! Stop! I said time out! 1264 01:00:06,856 --> 01:00:08,149 Respect the time out! 1265 01:00:08,191 --> 01:00:10,485 Wait! Wait! Wait! Time out! 1266 01:00:18,410 --> 01:00:19,953 You little shit! 1267 01:00:23,164 --> 01:00:24,582 Where'd you go? 1268 01:00:26,001 --> 01:00:27,002 Hey! 1269 01:00:27,877 --> 01:00:28,962 Girls are strong! 1270 01:00:29,004 --> 01:00:31,673 They give birth to us. You should wish you were like a woman! 1271 01:00:31,715 --> 01:00:33,091 The future is female! 1272 01:00:38,888 --> 01:00:40,432 Coward! Where are you? 1273 01:00:40,473 --> 01:00:41,850 You're the coward! 1274 01:00:41,891 --> 01:00:43,977 You can't face your own feelings! 1275 01:00:44,019 --> 01:00:46,187 You remember that part of NeverEnding Story... 1276 01:00:46,229 --> 01:00:48,398 where Atreyu has to walk through the Oracle Gates... 1277 01:00:48,440 --> 01:00:53,153 and those giant sphinx statue things can see a warrior's true internal nature? 1278 01:00:53,194 --> 01:00:54,404 -What? -And that super scary knight 1279 01:00:54,446 --> 01:00:55,572 gets vaporized... 1280 01:00:55,613 --> 01:00:59,367 because deep down he doesn't believe in himself? 1281 01:00:59,409 --> 01:01:00,410 Yeah? 1282 01:01:00,869 --> 01:01:02,245 That's you! 1283 01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:08,626 You live your life the way... 1284 01:01:09,753 --> 01:01:12,255 Real men cry! 1285 01:01:12,297 --> 01:01:17,052 Real men listen to their feelings! 1286 01:01:27,729 --> 01:01:28,646 Oh, no. 1287 01:01:36,654 --> 01:01:38,365 I´ll kill you! 1288 01:01:44,329 --> 01:01:46,623 You fucked with the wrong Uber driver! 1289 01:01:54,255 --> 01:01:57,676 -I think you broke my arm. -Fighting is hard. 1290 01:01:57,717 --> 01:01:59,511 You gotta have stamina. 1291 01:01:59,552 --> 01:02:00,679 Yeah. 1292 01:02:00,720 --> 01:02:03,264 I'm surprised you lasted as long as you did. 1293 01:02:03,306 --> 01:02:05,350 -That's 'cause I was winning. -You were not. 1294 01:02:05,392 --> 01:02:07,852 -It was fun. I totally won. -I was kicking your ass. 1295 01:02:07,894 --> 01:02:09,270 I won. 1296 01:02:09,312 --> 01:02:12,857 Couple of homeless guys humping in my store? 1297 01:02:12,899 --> 01:02:14,901 Little squat and fuck? 1298 01:02:15,402 --> 01:02:17,404 Stuber, that you? 1299 01:02:22,450 --> 01:02:23,576 "Stuber." 1300 01:02:23,618 --> 01:02:27,455 That's great, 'cause you drive an Uber. That's a great pun. 1301 01:02:27,497 --> 01:02:29,708 Who the hell are you? And why are you so huge? 1302 01:02:29,749 --> 01:02:32,419 Jesus, what are you benching? Like, 310, 350? 1303 01:02:32,460 --> 01:02:33,420 Easy, kid. 1304 01:02:33,461 --> 01:02:35,547 Just put the crossbow down. We'll get out of your hair. 1305 01:02:35,588 --> 01:02:36,798 Jesus, Stuber! 1306 01:02:36,840 --> 01:02:39,426 What the hell did you and your gigolo friend do to my store? 1307 01:02:39,467 --> 01:02:40,969 It's your dad's store. 1308 01:02:41,594 --> 01:02:44,597 -He's a cop. He's working an important case. -Case? 1309 01:02:44,639 --> 01:02:46,599 -Is that what you call your butt? -Look, pal. 1310 01:02:46,641 --> 01:02:47,851 We're in a hurry. 1311 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:50,770 You got another sporting goods store you gotta fuck in or something? 1312 01:02:51,438 --> 01:02:53,148 Listen, do you know what this is? 1313 01:02:53,565 --> 01:02:55,608 -That's blood. -It is. 1314 01:02:55,650 --> 01:02:58,236 I've done things tonight you would not believe. 1315 01:02:58,278 --> 01:02:59,195 Oh, yeah? 1316 01:02:59,237 --> 01:03:01,448 I signed a lease on a spin gym. 1317 01:03:01,489 --> 01:03:02,365 Weird. 1318 01:03:02,407 --> 01:03:04,868 I provided emotional support to a male stripper. 1319 01:03:04,909 --> 01:03:06,536 You're saying these things like they're scary. 1320 01:03:06,578 --> 01:03:08,997 -I shot a man in cold blood. -Yeah. 1321 01:03:09,039 --> 01:03:11,124 I watched him die. 1322 01:03:11,166 --> 01:03:15,211 From someone else's bullet, but I loosened him up. 1323 01:03:15,253 --> 01:03:16,504 Yeah, right, Stuber. 1324 01:03:16,546 --> 01:03:17,380 Hey. 1325 01:03:18,757 --> 01:03:19,966 His name is Stu. 1326 01:03:25,972 --> 01:03:27,807 My name is Stu. 1327 01:03:29,351 --> 01:03:31,144 How do you do? 1328 01:03:32,479 --> 01:03:34,439 He's fucking crazy. 1329 01:03:34,481 --> 01:03:35,857 Yeah. 1330 01:03:40,779 --> 01:03:41,946 Easy, Stu. 1331 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:46,409 I quit. 1332 01:03:47,494 --> 01:03:50,955 And I'm telling your dad you masturbate in the handicap stall. 1333 01:03:50,997 --> 01:03:52,082 Don't do that. 1334 01:03:53,041 --> 01:03:54,584 I'll just use a regular stall. 1335 01:03:54,626 --> 01:03:56,211 You're pathetic. 1336 01:03:59,673 --> 01:04:01,091 Stu, hold on. 1337 01:04:02,550 --> 01:04:03,885 You're my best friend, man. 1338 01:04:06,554 --> 01:04:07,305 What? 1339 01:04:07,347 --> 01:04:11,351 Yeah. The back and forth... 1340 01:04:11,393 --> 01:04:13,353 the razzing, you and me. 1341 01:04:14,312 --> 01:04:16,606 It's the best part about this whole stupid job. 1342 01:04:16,648 --> 01:04:19,526 -It's, like, the worst part for me. -Do you have any idea what it's like... 1343 01:04:19,567 --> 01:04:23,071 to know the only reason you even have a job is because your dad owns this place? 1344 01:04:23,697 --> 01:04:25,782 And you're balding? Fuck. 1345 01:04:25,824 --> 01:04:28,159 I honestly don't see any hair loss on you. 1346 01:04:28,201 --> 01:04:30,537 Yeah, you should see my drain when I shower. 1347 01:04:30,578 --> 01:04:32,747 Yeah, but that's shedding. That's normal. Everyone has that. 1348 01:04:32,789 --> 01:04:36,084 -Plus your follicles... -Hey, Stu, we gotta go. 1349 01:04:37,627 --> 01:04:39,045 Stu, wait. 1350 01:04:42,382 --> 01:04:43,925 You really don't think I'm losing hair? 1351 01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,760 If you are... 1352 01:04:45,802 --> 01:04:47,470 it's very subtle. 1353 01:04:50,807 --> 01:04:51,850 Thanks, Stu. 1354 01:04:54,019 --> 01:04:56,104 I'll get that. 1355 01:05:00,358 --> 01:05:02,986 Low battery charge. Press button to check. 1356 01:05:03,028 --> 01:05:05,530 Ah, shit. I'm running out of power. I gotta recharge. 1357 01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:07,991 No, we don't have time. The salvage yard is not far anyway. 1358 01:05:08,033 --> 01:05:11,786 Well, looks like we're at the end of our road, huh? 1359 01:05:11,828 --> 01:05:12,996 Not literally. 1360 01:05:13,038 --> 01:05:14,289 I'll drop you up the road. 1361 01:05:14,330 --> 01:05:15,749 This was... 1362 01:05:16,666 --> 01:05:18,043 It wasn't fun. 1363 01:05:18,084 --> 01:05:20,962 You can't drop me off. I need you to come with me. 1364 01:05:21,004 --> 01:05:21,963 No, no, no. 1365 01:05:22,005 --> 01:05:24,049 You're a cop. I'm a civilian. 1366 01:05:24,090 --> 01:05:27,385 You're built for justice. I'm built for brunch. 1367 01:05:27,427 --> 01:05:31,056 I do civilian things. I like walks. 1368 01:05:31,097 --> 01:05:36,061 And I really wanna get into brewing beer. Like IPAs, maybe a nice Hefeweizen. 1369 01:05:36,102 --> 01:05:38,980 But I cannot do that if I'm dead. 1370 01:05:39,981 --> 01:05:41,191 All right. 1371 01:05:41,900 --> 01:05:43,610 I'll do it myself. 1372 01:05:47,655 --> 01:05:48,782 Listen... 1373 01:05:48,823 --> 01:05:51,451 I know you're this, like, Steven Seagal badass 1374 01:05:51,493 --> 01:05:52,827 who doesn't need shit from anyone. 1375 01:05:54,537 --> 01:05:57,165 Your dad was a dick to leave you in the desert. 1376 01:05:57,999 --> 01:06:02,837 Sometimes people need help, and it is not a sign of weakness to ask for it. 1377 01:06:04,047 --> 01:06:06,049 Call for backup. 1378 01:06:08,843 --> 01:06:11,638 I don't know where Vic is. How would I know? 1379 01:06:16,685 --> 01:06:17,560 Vic? 1380 01:06:17,602 --> 01:06:20,730 I know you think I'm the boy who cried Tedjo, but I got the drop location. 1381 01:06:21,106 --> 01:06:22,899 I know this went to the feds... 1382 01:06:22,941 --> 01:06:25,193 but I really need backup. 1383 01:06:25,568 --> 01:06:26,695 Okay. 1384 01:06:26,736 --> 01:06:27,737 Really? 1385 01:06:27,779 --> 01:06:29,906 You're a pain in my ass, but I trust you. 1386 01:06:29,948 --> 01:06:32,951 All right, they're making a deal in Inglewood. Watseka Salvage. 1387 01:06:32,992 --> 01:06:34,619 The meet goes down in half an hour. 1388 01:06:34,661 --> 01:06:36,746 Send in the cavalry. Call in SWAT. 1389 01:06:36,788 --> 01:06:39,124 -Okay. You got it, Vic. -And, Captain... 1390 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:41,167 thanks for not giving up on me. 1391 01:06:41,209 --> 01:06:42,335 You bet. 1392 01:06:43,878 --> 01:06:45,839 See? Didn't that feel good? 1393 01:06:45,880 --> 01:06:48,258 You asked for help and the sky didn't fall. 1394 01:06:55,724 --> 01:06:58,226 That's technically not the sky. 1395 01:06:58,268 --> 01:07:00,729 That's the sky's tears. 1396 01:07:00,770 --> 01:07:03,481 It's tears of joy 'cause the sky is proud of you. 1397 01:07:03,523 --> 01:07:05,859 Please shut up. 1398 01:07:05,900 --> 01:07:08,403 Well, no worries. 1399 01:07:08,903 --> 01:07:10,071 I found Vic. 1400 01:07:10,363 --> 01:07:12,115 Great. 1401 01:07:12,157 --> 01:07:12,782 No! 1402 01:07:16,745 --> 01:07:18,413 Can you tell me what you see? 1403 01:07:18,455 --> 01:07:20,749 Three black Lexuses. 1404 01:07:20,790 --> 01:07:22,667 Lexi? Lexuses? 1405 01:07:22,709 --> 01:07:25,086 -Lexi. -Yeah. They're waiting for Tedjo. 1406 01:07:25,420 --> 01:07:28,423 You should get out of here, man. Things are gonna get hairy. 1407 01:07:29,466 --> 01:07:30,717 Are you sure you're okay? 1408 01:07:30,759 --> 01:07:33,428 Yeah, you should go. Look, cavalry's on the way... 1409 01:07:33,470 --> 01:07:34,846 SWAT, the whole deal. 1410 01:07:35,138 --> 01:07:36,598 Go on, call that girl. 1411 01:07:37,891 --> 01:07:38,892 Okay. 1412 01:07:42,604 --> 01:07:43,688 Goodbye. 1413 01:07:45,440 --> 01:07:46,649 Come on. 1414 01:07:47,067 --> 01:07:49,194 -What are you doing? -Get over here, big guy. 1415 01:07:49,235 --> 01:07:50,737 After all the horrors we've been through... 1416 01:07:50,779 --> 01:07:52,197 we've earned this. Come on. 1417 01:07:52,238 --> 01:07:54,032 -Save it for a tree, bud. -Hey. 1418 01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:56,368 Men can hug. Okay? 1419 01:07:56,409 --> 01:07:57,952 And I know deep inside that... 1420 01:07:57,994 --> 01:08:00,163 needlessly muscular body... 1421 01:08:00,205 --> 01:08:03,333 is the biggest muscle of all, your heart. 1422 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,293 -And I want to hug that heart. -Stu! 1423 01:08:11,716 --> 01:08:13,551 Thank you for driving. 1424 01:08:39,577 --> 01:08:42,747 Oh, my God. Jesus. Stu, what happened to you? 1425 01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:46,042 -Becca, I have to tell you something. -Okay, then... 1426 01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:47,836 come over, Stu. 1427 01:08:47,877 --> 01:08:50,255 -And we can... -Becca, I am in love with you. 1428 01:08:50,296 --> 01:08:54,509 And I have been since the moment we met. You date assholes. 1429 01:08:54,551 --> 01:08:56,469 I'm sorry, but you do. 1430 01:08:56,511 --> 01:08:58,930 And I wait on the sidelines, and I come when you call... 1431 01:08:58,972 --> 01:09:01,057 and I encourage you and I make your dreams my dreams... 1432 01:09:01,099 --> 01:09:03,059 and I guess I've just been hoping that someday 1433 01:09:03,101 --> 01:09:05,478 you would look at me and see me differently. 1434 01:09:05,520 --> 01:09:06,896 And something would click! 1435 01:09:06,938 --> 01:09:08,231 What the... 1436 01:09:08,273 --> 01:09:11,484 I'm sorry, this is a little unfair. 1437 01:09:11,526 --> 01:09:15,613 So you were too afraid to tell me how you felt and now it's my fault... 1438 01:09:15,655 --> 01:09:17,073 for not clicking? 1439 01:09:17,115 --> 01:09:21,494 No, no, no. You're right. It's not your fault, it's my fault. 1440 01:09:22,871 --> 01:09:24,622 I just can't do this anymore. 1441 01:09:24,664 --> 01:09:28,918 I can't have casual sex with you and pretend like I don't feel anything. 1442 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:34,799 I can't open a business with you and hope that that will make you fall in love with me. 1443 01:09:34,841 --> 01:09:36,092 Okay, all right. 1444 01:09:36,134 --> 01:09:38,762 I guess I'll find the other half somehow. 1445 01:09:38,803 --> 01:09:41,431 No, no. Keep my money, seriously. 1446 01:09:41,473 --> 01:09:45,352 I know it's gonna be very successful and as an investor I'll become super wealthy. 1447 01:09:46,186 --> 01:09:49,522 -But it's your dream, not mine. -Wait, what? 1448 01:09:49,564 --> 01:09:52,609 But I don't wanna lose you. Can we still be friends? 1449 01:09:53,860 --> 01:09:55,111 No. 1450 01:09:55,779 --> 01:09:58,573 No. Because I am in love with you. 1451 01:10:00,408 --> 01:10:02,535 I'm gonna go. 1452 01:10:02,577 --> 01:10:05,538 I'll give you a call when I'm not waiting for that click anymore. 1453 01:10:06,331 --> 01:10:08,208 -Okay. -Bye. 1454 01:10:08,249 --> 01:10:09,250 Bye. 1455 01:10:23,264 --> 01:10:25,892 That is a weak-ass cavalry. 1456 01:10:30,355 --> 01:10:31,481 Are they here? 1457 01:10:31,523 --> 01:10:33,525 -Coming in right here. Bring 'em. -Get the shit. 1458 01:10:34,442 --> 01:10:36,111 Got your ass. 1459 01:10:38,154 --> 01:10:39,364 Fuck. 1460 01:10:44,244 --> 01:10:45,787 -Nikki? -Dad! 1461 01:10:45,829 --> 01:10:48,248 Hey, I'm still pissed off at you... 1462 01:10:48,289 --> 01:10:49,791 but my show is over. 1463 01:10:49,833 --> 01:10:52,544 I'm alive and I definitely don't need this gun anymore, so... 1464 01:10:52,585 --> 01:10:55,380 Yeah, Nikki, I gotta call you back. McHenry's pulling up. 1465 01:10:55,422 --> 01:10:56,506 McHenry? 1466 01:10:56,548 --> 01:10:58,842 She was acting really weird tonight. 1467 01:10:58,883 --> 01:11:00,552 Like, really huggy. 1468 01:11:00,593 --> 01:11:02,971 -Yeah, something's not right. -Dad. 1469 01:11:03,013 --> 01:11:05,724 -What's going on? Where are you? -I gotta go. 1470 01:11:05,765 --> 01:11:06,766 Dad? 1471 01:11:07,183 --> 01:11:08,685 What's going on? 1472 01:11:08,727 --> 01:11:10,061 Where are the feds? 1473 01:11:10,395 --> 01:11:12,022 I didn't think we needed 'em. 1474 01:11:14,607 --> 01:11:16,735 The feds took over this investigation... 1475 01:11:16,985 --> 01:11:19,821 because they're worried about a mole in the force. 1476 01:11:19,863 --> 01:11:22,907 They know someone inside is on Tedjo's payroll. 1477 01:11:22,949 --> 01:11:24,534 Now drop that rifle! 1478 01:11:24,576 --> 01:11:25,785 Drop it! 1479 01:11:26,786 --> 01:11:28,455 I'm not a freaking mole. 1480 01:11:28,496 --> 01:11:29,789 You know that. 1481 01:11:29,831 --> 01:11:31,041 Yeah. 1482 01:11:31,624 --> 01:11:32,876 I know, Vic. 1483 01:11:35,045 --> 01:11:36,212 No. 1484 01:11:38,882 --> 01:11:40,175 You and Tedjo. 1485 01:11:40,216 --> 01:11:41,343 The whole time. 1486 01:11:41,384 --> 01:11:45,472 I knew all I had to give you was one lead and you'd track him like a dog. 1487 01:11:45,513 --> 01:11:47,015 Leon, are you sure? 1488 01:11:47,057 --> 01:11:50,143 -That's your fucking intel, all right, Vic? -Where are you? 1489 01:11:50,185 --> 01:11:52,437 Koreatown. Cordova and Vermont. 1490 01:11:52,479 --> 01:11:54,397 All right, Leon, where's... 1491 01:12:00,570 --> 01:12:04,574 And you got your bloody footprints all over Leon's murder scene. 1492 01:12:04,616 --> 01:12:06,493 And I'm on surveillance footage at the Sizzle Room. 1493 01:12:06,993 --> 01:12:09,079 Tedjo's distribution center, you mean. 1494 01:12:09,120 --> 01:12:10,872 But then you got greedy... 1495 01:12:10,914 --> 01:12:14,042 and you got yourself killed in a shoot-out during a drop. 1496 01:12:14,084 --> 01:12:15,585 In fact, it happened right over there. 1497 01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:19,047 This whole drop's a setup? 1498 01:12:19,089 --> 01:12:21,299 No, the drop's happening tonight. 1499 01:12:21,341 --> 01:12:24,678 And next week, now that the feds aren't up our ass. 1500 01:12:24,719 --> 01:12:26,721 And you tipped off Tedjo. 1501 01:12:27,430 --> 01:12:30,392 And you got Morris killed, you rat! 1502 01:12:30,433 --> 01:12:32,894 They were supposed to be gone before you guys arrived. 1503 01:12:32,936 --> 01:12:34,396 Like I said, Vic... 1504 01:12:34,437 --> 01:12:36,314 Morris wasn't your fault. 1505 01:12:36,356 --> 01:12:38,441 Wish you were the kind of guy that could have cashed in too. 1506 01:12:38,483 --> 01:12:39,609 Hold on, now. Just wait. 1507 01:12:48,076 --> 01:12:49,577 Silent but deadly. 1508 01:12:49,828 --> 01:12:51,413 What the hell are you talking... 1509 01:12:55,375 --> 01:12:56,126 Yes! 1510 01:12:56,167 --> 01:12:57,877 -I'm sorry. -Yes! 1511 01:12:57,919 --> 01:12:59,838 -So sorry! Oh, God! -Stu! 1512 01:13:01,464 --> 01:13:02,424 Vic! Vic! 1513 01:13:03,008 --> 01:13:04,551 Yes! Yes! 1514 01:13:04,592 --> 01:13:05,552 Let's go! 1515 01:13:05,593 --> 01:13:06,803 Go! Go! 1516 01:13:06,845 --> 01:13:09,180 -I just hit someone with my car! -She'll live. 1517 01:13:09,222 --> 01:13:11,099 -You hit a crooked cop. -That was a cop? 1518 01:13:11,141 --> 01:13:13,601 -Oh, my God. Are you the bad guy? -I'm not the bad guy. 1519 01:13:13,643 --> 01:13:14,644 Come on! 1520 01:13:17,063 --> 01:13:18,356 Don't let him out of here! 1521 01:13:18,648 --> 01:13:19,399 I'm a henchman. 1522 01:13:19,441 --> 01:13:21,484 I've been aiding and abetting a bad guy. 1523 01:13:21,526 --> 01:13:22,986 You Stockholm-syndromed me. 1524 01:13:23,028 --> 01:13:24,154 -That's not cool. -You saved my ass. 1525 01:13:24,195 --> 01:13:25,780 You saved my ass, kid. You got brass balls. 1526 01:13:25,822 --> 01:13:27,532 -Don't talk about my balls. -It's me and you. 1527 01:13:27,574 --> 01:13:28,491 Leave my balls out of it. 1528 01:13:28,533 --> 01:13:30,201 We're a team, buddy. Make a U-turn. 1529 01:13:30,243 --> 01:13:31,244 Very funny. 1530 01:13:31,286 --> 01:13:32,871 I'm not letting Tedjo get away. Not again. 1531 01:13:32,912 --> 01:13:35,290 I'm driving, and we're going where I say we go. 1532 01:13:35,331 --> 01:13:36,583 -Stu, turn around! -No! Let go! 1533 01:13:36,624 --> 01:13:37,709 -Let go! -God damn it... 1534 01:13:37,751 --> 01:13:38,960 Stu, turn around! 1535 01:13:39,002 --> 01:13:40,253 This is my car! 1536 01:13:43,798 --> 01:13:45,091 Fuck, this is a lease! 1537 01:13:45,133 --> 01:13:46,384 Will you quit bitching? 1538 01:13:46,426 --> 01:13:47,552 Now, punch it! 1539 01:13:47,927 --> 01:13:49,262 You know what? 1540 01:13:51,264 --> 01:13:52,349 Yeah! 1541 01:13:52,724 --> 01:13:54,267 You're a badass! 1542 01:13:54,517 --> 01:13:55,894 -Yeah! -There she is! 1543 01:13:55,935 --> 01:13:56,978 Go, Stu, go! 1544 01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,897 -There she is! -Yeah! Go! 1545 01:13:58,938 --> 01:13:59,856 Get me closer! 1546 01:13:59,898 --> 01:14:01,775 What? No, I'm trying to get away! 1547 01:14:01,816 --> 01:14:04,277 -Get me closer! Get me closer! -No! No! No! 1548 01:14:06,237 --> 01:14:07,697 You're scaring me, Stu. 1549 01:14:07,739 --> 01:14:08,865 And I love it! 1550 01:14:08,907 --> 01:14:11,076 I spent my time driving assholes like you around. 1551 01:14:11,117 --> 01:14:12,285 Got pretty good at it. 1552 01:14:12,327 --> 01:14:13,411 And I love Styx! 1553 01:14:13,453 --> 01:14:14,913 You had me pegged from the start, dude. 1554 01:14:14,954 --> 01:14:16,122 I'm gonna turn it up. 1555 01:14:16,164 --> 01:14:16,998 Here we go! 1556 01:14:23,505 --> 01:14:24,631 Come on! 1557 01:14:36,393 --> 01:14:37,560 Come on, come on, come on. 1558 01:14:37,602 --> 01:14:38,812 September 1st. 1559 01:14:40,897 --> 01:14:42,023 Stu's the driver? 1560 01:14:42,065 --> 01:14:43,733 "Ride still in progress"? 1561 01:14:43,775 --> 01:14:44,651 I got an idea! 1562 01:14:44,693 --> 01:14:46,778 I'm gonna throw this propane tank at them. 1563 01:14:46,820 --> 01:14:48,279 You shoot it. It'll blow up their car! 1564 01:14:48,321 --> 01:14:49,739 This isn't freakin' Jaws! 1565 01:14:49,781 --> 01:14:52,158 Exactly! Just like Jaws. It's gonna work. Ready? 1566 01:14:54,619 --> 01:14:56,204 One, two... 1567 01:14:56,246 --> 01:14:57,080 go! 1568 01:15:05,630 --> 01:15:06,840 Okay, they were bad men. 1569 01:15:06,881 --> 01:15:08,133 They made bad choices... 1570 01:15:08,174 --> 01:15:09,551 and it was their fault, not mine. 1571 01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:11,594 Faster! 1572 01:15:20,020 --> 01:15:20,770 Hey! 1573 01:15:20,812 --> 01:15:23,356 Hey! Hey, I can see! I can see! 1574 01:15:27,068 --> 01:15:28,570 Come on, come on! Faster! 1575 01:15:37,829 --> 01:15:40,957 -You got 'em! Yes! -I got 'em! Got 'em! Yes! 1576 01:15:40,999 --> 01:15:42,375 Yes! Yes! Yes! 1577 01:15:42,417 --> 01:15:43,626 Low battery charge. 1578 01:15:43,668 --> 01:15:44,794 -Damn. -Press button to check. 1579 01:15:44,836 --> 01:15:46,463 -No, no, no! -I got 'em. 1580 01:15:48,673 --> 01:15:50,800 -What's that beeping? -No! Please, please, please. 1581 01:15:50,842 --> 01:15:52,052 -What's that beeping? -Come on, come on. 1582 01:15:52,093 --> 01:15:55,930 Come on, come on, come on. 1583 01:15:55,972 --> 01:15:57,307 What the hell's going on? 1584 01:15:57,349 --> 01:15:58,975 We're out of juice. 1585 01:15:59,851 --> 01:16:01,603 Well, switch to gas! 1586 01:16:01,644 --> 01:16:04,522 There's no gas! It's an electric car! 1587 01:16:04,564 --> 01:16:09,319 You got an electric car that doesn't use gas? 1588 01:16:09,361 --> 01:16:13,156 Everybody who buys an electric car has a car that doesn't use gas. 1589 01:16:13,198 --> 01:16:14,741 That's what an electric car is. 1590 01:16:15,033 --> 01:16:17,577 Well, that shit attitude is not gonna help us out of this situation. 1591 01:16:17,619 --> 01:16:18,870 No attitude will help. 1592 01:16:19,579 --> 01:16:20,330 Oh, no! 1593 01:16:20,372 --> 01:16:21,790 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 1594 01:16:23,375 --> 01:16:24,918 -All right, I'm taking out his tires. -Okay. 1595 01:16:30,173 --> 01:16:31,549 -Shit! That never works. -Shit. 1596 01:16:53,071 --> 01:16:54,364 Oh, my God! 1597 01:16:54,906 --> 01:16:55,907 Vic! 1598 01:16:55,949 --> 01:16:57,117 Vic, you okay? 1599 01:16:57,742 --> 01:17:00,036 You should have worn a seatbelt. Oh, God. 1600 01:17:00,078 --> 01:17:01,246 Really? Now? 1601 01:17:01,287 --> 01:17:02,330 Sorry. I'll bring it up later. 1602 01:17:02,706 --> 01:17:03,748 Shit. 1603 01:17:07,544 --> 01:17:08,795 We'll go up there. 1604 01:17:15,552 --> 01:17:16,553 Watch it. 1605 01:17:21,516 --> 01:17:22,434 I'm blind again! 1606 01:17:25,353 --> 01:17:26,771 Give me your phone. 1607 01:17:26,813 --> 01:17:28,023 It must have fallen out in the crash. 1608 01:17:31,776 --> 01:17:32,527 All right. 1609 01:17:32,569 --> 01:17:33,486 Come on, hurry! 1610 01:17:38,992 --> 01:17:40,201 Go, go! 1611 01:17:42,871 --> 01:17:44,080 I got this. 1612 01:17:44,956 --> 01:17:48,585 Hello, operator? We need help. Someone's trying to murder us! 1613 01:17:49,044 --> 01:17:50,420 Hello, operator? We need help. 1614 01:17:50,462 --> 01:17:53,340 Someone's trying to murder us! Shit. 1615 01:17:53,590 --> 01:17:54,966 -Fuck! -Fuck! 1616 01:17:55,008 --> 01:17:56,217 Okay, okay. 1617 01:17:57,052 --> 01:17:57,969 Come on. 1618 01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:05,977 Here. 1619 01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:08,355 Please, no. 1620 01:18:08,396 --> 01:18:09,564 No, no, no. We're the good guys. 1621 01:18:09,606 --> 01:18:11,399 He's a cop. I'm with Uber. 1622 01:18:11,441 --> 01:18:12,650 Go, go, go. 1623 01:18:12,692 --> 01:18:15,028 Get down, get down. Get down. 1624 01:18:19,407 --> 01:18:21,117 Does anyone have a phone? 1625 01:18:21,159 --> 01:18:21,993 Thank you. 1626 01:18:22,035 --> 01:18:23,161 I'm gonna call 911. 1627 01:18:23,203 --> 01:18:24,621 No! No cops. 1628 01:18:24,662 --> 01:18:25,455 Right. 1629 01:18:25,497 --> 01:18:27,207 There's no telling who else is on his payroll. 1630 01:18:27,248 --> 01:18:27,999 Right. 1631 01:18:31,878 --> 01:18:34,381 Okay. We just gotta get out of here and we're home free. 1632 01:18:34,422 --> 01:18:36,758 I got us an UberSUV, so we can all pile in. 1633 01:18:36,800 --> 01:18:40,387 Tariq, 4.8 stars, is gonna be here in three minutes. 1634 01:18:40,428 --> 01:18:42,555 Six minutes! He took a right! 1635 01:18:42,597 --> 01:18:44,891 You're going the wrong way, Tariq! What are you doing, dude? 1636 01:18:44,933 --> 01:18:47,060 Everyone, pull out your phones. 1637 01:18:47,102 --> 01:18:48,520 Call Uber. 1638 01:18:48,561 --> 01:18:49,688 Uber. Uber. 1639 01:18:49,729 --> 01:18:51,648 Ride-share. Ride-share. 1640 01:18:51,690 --> 01:18:53,983 Yeah, dude. We know what Uber is. 1641 01:18:57,737 --> 01:18:58,697 What are you doing? 1642 01:18:58,738 --> 01:19:00,448 I'm gonna Uber us out of here myself. 1643 01:19:00,490 --> 01:19:02,158 No, he's gonna be here in four minutes, dude. 1644 01:19:02,200 --> 01:19:04,202 He's on the... Fuck, he took another right! 1645 01:19:05,453 --> 01:19:07,497 How does he have 4.8 stars? 1646 01:19:26,224 --> 01:19:27,642 Who parked a boat here? 1647 01:19:32,272 --> 01:19:33,273 Come on! 1648 01:19:33,314 --> 01:19:34,733 Come on, we gotta go! Let's go. 1649 01:19:41,448 --> 01:19:42,407 Hey! 1650 01:19:43,366 --> 01:19:44,117 Fuck! 1651 01:19:44,159 --> 01:19:45,160 Damn. 1652 01:19:46,411 --> 01:19:47,162 Wait. 1653 01:19:47,454 --> 01:19:48,455 Wait. 1654 01:19:49,205 --> 01:19:50,415 He has nothing to do with this. 1655 01:19:50,790 --> 01:19:52,834 All right? Just let him go. 1656 01:19:52,876 --> 01:19:55,086 He's a good man. I forced him to be here. 1657 01:19:55,128 --> 01:19:56,463 He's done nothing to you. 1658 01:19:58,798 --> 01:19:59,966 What the fuck? 1659 01:20:00,008 --> 01:20:01,509 I was going for his face. 1660 01:20:09,059 --> 01:20:10,226 That's the feds. 1661 01:20:10,268 --> 01:20:12,354 It's over, Tedjo. Put the gun down. 1662 01:20:12,395 --> 01:20:16,399 Yeah, we called Agent Tariq. One of the top agents. Five stars. 1663 01:20:17,442 --> 01:20:19,235 He brought his undercover crew with him. 1664 01:20:19,277 --> 01:20:22,572 Top of his class at Quantico. He's Dark Ops. 1665 01:20:22,614 --> 01:20:25,158 NCIS: Los Angeles as well. 1666 01:20:25,909 --> 01:20:27,202 Tariq, don't shoot him! 1667 01:20:27,243 --> 01:20:28,119 Don't do it! Don't do it. 1668 01:20:28,161 --> 01:20:29,245 -Don't shoot! -Don't do it! 1669 01:20:29,287 --> 01:20:32,374 You assholes called multiple Ubers at the same time? 1670 01:20:32,415 --> 01:20:33,249 So uncool! 1671 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:34,918 God damn it. 1672 01:20:38,588 --> 01:20:39,923 We're fucked. 1673 01:20:48,139 --> 01:20:49,349 -Vic? -Stu! 1674 01:20:49,391 --> 01:20:50,558 -Vic? -Get the gun! 1675 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:51,685 Grab the gun! 1676 01:20:52,268 --> 01:20:54,187 Watch out for his fists! 1677 01:20:57,774 --> 01:20:59,526 Stu, get the gun! 1678 01:21:03,530 --> 01:21:04,781 Stop! Stop it! 1679 01:21:05,115 --> 01:21:06,199 I'm gonna shoot you! 1680 01:21:06,783 --> 01:21:07,367 Stop! 1681 01:21:09,744 --> 01:21:10,370 Stop it! 1682 01:21:10,870 --> 01:21:11,705 Stop! 1683 01:21:14,082 --> 01:21:16,084 Stu, take the shot! Shoot! 1684 01:21:16,126 --> 01:21:17,168 Just defeat him! 1685 01:21:17,210 --> 01:21:18,086 Come on! 1686 01:21:19,671 --> 01:21:20,505 He's so little! 1687 01:21:27,387 --> 01:21:28,054 Stop it! 1688 01:21:28,430 --> 01:21:29,431 Stu! 1689 01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:30,724 Stu! 1690 01:21:32,267 --> 01:21:33,727 Take the shot, Stu! 1691 01:21:33,768 --> 01:21:34,436 Shoot! 1692 01:21:34,728 --> 01:21:35,353 Come on! 1693 01:21:39,357 --> 01:21:40,984 Stu, take the shot! 1694 01:21:56,916 --> 01:21:58,418 Back away from my dad! 1695 01:21:59,753 --> 01:22:01,588 -Nicole? -Back away from him! 1696 01:22:03,173 --> 01:22:04,549 Back away! 1697 01:22:05,550 --> 01:22:06,509 Yes! 1698 01:22:06,551 --> 01:22:08,136 Dad, come on. Get up, get up! 1699 01:22:09,137 --> 01:22:10,847 Watch out. Watch out! 1700 01:22:10,889 --> 01:22:11,681 Let him go. 1701 01:22:11,723 --> 01:22:12,807 Let him go. 1702 01:22:14,017 --> 01:22:15,518 No! No! 1703 01:22:19,731 --> 01:22:20,523 No. 1704 01:22:20,565 --> 01:22:23,193 I'm going to take everything from you. 1705 01:22:25,820 --> 01:22:26,529 No. 1706 01:22:41,586 --> 01:22:43,213 I will kill you... 1707 01:22:43,254 --> 01:22:44,756 if you touch my daughter! 1708 01:22:44,798 --> 01:22:46,257 Dad, stop! 1709 01:22:46,675 --> 01:22:47,676 Dad, don't! 1710 01:22:49,177 --> 01:22:51,054 Dad, fucking stop! 1711 01:22:54,182 --> 01:22:56,184 Dad, it's over. 1712 01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:57,560 That's it. 1713 01:22:57,602 --> 01:22:59,062 -Get down! -Don't move! 1714 01:22:59,104 --> 01:23:00,021 Stay down. 1715 01:23:03,858 --> 01:23:04,734 Come on, Dad. 1716 01:23:04,776 --> 01:23:06,319 On your stomach! 1717 01:23:06,361 --> 01:23:08,571 On your stomach! Roll over! 1718 01:23:08,613 --> 01:23:09,489 Roll over. 1719 01:23:09,781 --> 01:23:10,949 On your stomach, now! 1720 01:23:11,825 --> 01:23:12,951 Hands to your side. 1721 01:23:12,992 --> 01:23:13,827 Cuff him. 1722 01:23:17,414 --> 01:23:18,373 Are you all right? 1723 01:23:18,415 --> 01:23:19,958 I got shot. 1724 01:23:20,000 --> 01:23:23,169 I got shot right where the blood is coming from. 1725 01:23:23,628 --> 01:23:25,714 Gonna send a helicopter to you. 1726 01:23:32,887 --> 01:23:35,098 No! 1727 01:23:35,765 --> 01:23:37,600 It was a lease! 1728 01:23:37,642 --> 01:23:41,855 There's no gasoline! How would it catch fire? 1729 01:23:42,147 --> 01:23:43,898 The propane! 1730 01:23:52,157 --> 01:23:53,116 Hey. 1731 01:23:53,158 --> 01:23:54,743 Hey, hey, kid. 1732 01:23:54,784 --> 01:23:55,702 How you feeling? 1733 01:23:55,744 --> 01:23:57,328 I can see. 1734 01:23:57,370 --> 01:23:58,788 Well, that's good. 1735 01:23:58,830 --> 01:24:01,291 -You look great. -Thanks. 1736 01:24:01,332 --> 01:24:03,335 I look like I've been up all night. 1737 01:24:03,793 --> 01:24:05,003 Hey. 1738 01:24:06,338 --> 01:24:07,672 I'm really sorry. 1739 01:24:09,007 --> 01:24:10,633 It's okay. 1740 01:24:10,675 --> 01:24:12,177 No, it's not. 1741 01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:17,849 I'm gonna be better, okay? I promise. 1742 01:24:17,891 --> 01:24:20,143 We'll both be better, how about that? 1743 01:24:22,645 --> 01:24:24,064 Thank you for taking care of him. 1744 01:24:24,105 --> 01:24:25,565 I didn't want to. 1745 01:24:25,607 --> 01:24:27,650 He made me. 1746 01:24:27,692 --> 01:24:30,528 And for literally taking a bullet for me. 1747 01:24:30,570 --> 01:24:32,655 Yeah, I guess that was pretty heroic, huh? 1748 01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:36,826 If I do get a medal, I'm gonna donate it to an orphanage. 1749 01:24:37,369 --> 01:24:39,579 Just to inspire those little shits. 1750 01:24:39,621 --> 01:24:41,539 We recovered your phones from the wreckage. 1751 01:24:41,581 --> 01:24:42,707 Yes! 1752 01:24:43,208 --> 01:24:44,417 Thank you. 1753 01:24:44,459 --> 01:24:45,585 Thank you. 1754 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:46,836 Good job. 1755 01:24:46,878 --> 01:24:47,671 Thanks. 1756 01:24:47,712 --> 01:24:48,672 Thank you. 1757 01:24:54,469 --> 01:24:56,054 Surge pricing, baby! 1758 01:24:58,181 --> 01:25:00,850 Mother frigger. 1759 01:25:00,892 --> 01:25:02,644 No tip? 1760 01:25:02,686 --> 01:25:04,688 That's an interesting choice. 1761 01:25:13,279 --> 01:25:14,656 Five stars. 1762 01:25:16,366 --> 01:25:17,951 Thank you. 1763 01:25:20,328 --> 01:25:23,707 So, I didn't think you were gonna give me five stars... 1764 01:25:23,748 --> 01:25:26,751 so I already rated you three stars. 1765 01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:30,755 But given the circumstances, I feel that's very generous. 1766 01:25:30,797 --> 01:25:32,007 Hey. 1767 01:25:34,801 --> 01:25:36,803 Thank you. 1768 01:25:36,845 --> 01:25:38,430 For saving her. 1769 01:25:43,768 --> 01:25:44,894 Thank you. 1770 01:25:58,116 --> 01:26:00,702 Do you need a tissue for those tears? 1771 01:26:00,744 --> 01:26:01,953 No, that's... 1772 01:26:02,412 --> 01:26:04,456 There must be some hot sauce in your hair. 1773 01:26:05,582 --> 01:26:07,000 Must be. 1774 01:26:07,042 --> 01:26:10,045 You think about that Nick Lachey-looking fuck... 1775 01:26:10,086 --> 01:26:11,379 who betrayed you. 1776 01:26:11,421 --> 01:26:16,259 I know who he is. Kevin. Accountant. Worthless. Put it on the bike. 1777 01:26:16,301 --> 01:26:19,929 On top of that hill is frosé, six Midol, and alimony! 1778 01:26:20,180 --> 01:26:23,308 You get half of... 1779 01:26:44,496 --> 01:26:45,455 Hey. Here. 1780 01:26:45,497 --> 01:26:46,873 Hey, Howard. Thank you. 1781 01:26:46,915 --> 01:26:48,291 -Merry Christmas. -Merry Christmas. 1782 01:26:49,584 --> 01:26:53,838 Hey, get up here. Look at that. Look at that. 1783 01:26:54,506 --> 01:26:56,800 All right, buddy. 1784 01:26:58,301 --> 01:27:01,471 Come on. Let's go see Nicole. 1785 01:27:01,971 --> 01:27:04,391 Let's go see Nicole. Come on. 1786 01:27:11,022 --> 01:27:12,315 -Hey. Merry Christmas. -Hey. 1787 01:27:16,111 --> 01:27:17,153 Hey. 1788 01:27:17,195 --> 01:27:18,446 Yeah, we're dating now. 1789 01:27:19,614 --> 01:27:21,157 Surprise. 1790 01:27:23,076 --> 01:27:24,536 We were debating when to tell you, but... 1791 01:27:25,120 --> 01:27:26,496 Christmas felt right. 1792 01:27:28,415 --> 01:27:29,833 You all right? 1793 01:27:30,083 --> 01:27:31,918 This is your night in the desert. 1794 01:27:32,419 --> 01:27:33,878 Come on, bud. 1795 01:27:33,920 --> 01:27:35,422 Come on, buddy.