1
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What the fuck? What the fuck?

2
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Stop, stop, stop, stop,
what the fuck you doing?

3
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Sorry, I thought
you were garbage.

4
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- What the fuck, Kev?
- You're late.

5
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You wanna tell me
why I just woke up

6
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with all my shit in the street
and my key missing?

7
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Sure, it's because
you don't pay rent

8
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and I'm sick of finding you
drunk and passed out on my floor.

9
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- I work to pay off that rent.
- I'm sorry, you what?

10
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- I unclog the shitter.
- I unclog the shitter.

11
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- I fixed this loose door thing over here.
- Oh, yeah. This door?

12
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I sweep, I clean--

13
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No, no, you pretend to sweep
while you steal my fucking booze!

14
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I what?
I've never stolen...

15
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Prove it,
prove that I steal your booze.

16
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- All right, yeah.
- I don't steal.

17
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No, not on fire.

18
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You know why because
you drank my booze

19
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and you replaced it
with water.

20
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I'm your fucking brother,
man.

21
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No. No, you're a thief,
and a liar, and a drunk,

22
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and a fucking embarrassment,
Owen.

23
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Still.

24
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You can drag your mattress into
the boiler room and live there.

25
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I can what?
I can drag, into the...

26
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Ooh, I am a human.

27
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You can't just banish me

28
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like I'm some hunchy-back
franken monster,

29
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throw him into the bell tower,
wrap him in chains

30
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and drop him to the bottom
of the, of the, the, the...

31
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I'm not dungeon garbage!

32
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You know, if the government
of humane whatever

33
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came by here and I was a dog,
they would arrest you.

34
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You got a better offer,
take it.

35
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What if I just jumped over there and
took my key back, how about that?

36
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- How about that?
- Bet it's in your pocket right now.

37
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It is, it's right here
in my pocket.

38
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OK, well I could
just jump over this bar

39
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give you a little side to side,
put you in one of these guys,

40
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I could go out, get my stuff,
with my key,

41
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go back up and put my stuff
in your apartment with the key.

42
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Yep, totally possible.

43
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- Yeah, it's totally possible.
- Mm-hmm.

44
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Oh, shit.

45
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Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

46
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Hey, you all right?
Are you all right?

47
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Hey, do you know who this is?

48
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Oh, come on.

49
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Five bucks.

50
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'Cause why should I
get a break?

51
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Paulie! Oh, fuck me.

52
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Paulie!

53
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Oh, goddammit.

54
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Paulie, one of your hookers
has OD'd in my bathroom again.

55
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Well, call 911.

56
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I'm not paying
for another ambulance,

57
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get someone to drive her.

58
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No...

59
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Fuck.

60
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- Name?
- Prime Minister Chuto.

61
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- OK, we're done here.
- Where the fuck are my things?

62
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Oh, you mean your
vomit soaked dress?

63
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- We threw it out.
- What about my underwear?

64
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You weren't wearing any.

65
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What the fuck am I
supposed to wear home?

66
00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:43,842
Let a smile be your umbrella.

67
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Fucking umbrella!

68
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Oh, yeah, I bet you it fucking
turns you on doesn't it?

69
00:05:51,452 --> 00:05:53,585
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
You wanna fuck this?

70
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You wanna fuck...

71
00:06:03,997 --> 00:06:06,465
<i>♪ Stanky pussy ♪</i>

72
00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,776
<i>♪ Lay it on me, mama ♪</i>

73
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<i>♪ Pussy stank
but so do marijuana ♪</i>

74
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You're fired.

75
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- What?!
- Yeah, you're unmanageable.

76
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I mean, I can't deal
with it anymore.

77
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If you're not fucking up then
you're fucked up on pills or--

78
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You give me those pills.

79
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Some pills,
it's called moderation.

80
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All right, see this is
what I'm talking about.

81
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I let you squat at my place,
I give you my meds

82
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and what do I get in return?
Nothing but disrespect.

83
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- Come on, Cerebral--
- See, right there, that's what I'm talking about.

84
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This whole cerebral shit.
That's disrespectful to my face.

85
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Cerebral Paulie
is an endearing name.

86
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No, no, calling me Cerebral
Paulie is not endearing.

87
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I... I was the victim
of a drunk driving accident.

88
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- You were the drunk driver.
- Still a victim.

89
00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,726
- Paulie.
- Paul.

90
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- I'll make it up to you.
- Well, how you gonna do that?

91
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'Cause you and your pussy
are worthless.

92
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Yeah, my Blockbuster
membership card

93
00:07:16,837 --> 00:07:18,670
is worth more than
your pussy.

94
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Negroni.

95
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Come on.

96
00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,146
You're firing me
and keeping her.

97
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Chablis, yeah.

98
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'Cause she doesn't
vomit all over me.

99
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- Well--
- As much.

100
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Fucking help me.

101
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Fuck!

102
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Oh, fuck.

103
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Goddammit it.

104
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- What?
- Um, no, nothing I--

105
00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:04,049
What the fuck, man?

106
00:08:04,051 --> 00:08:05,851
- Hey, hey I'm--
- What the fuck do you want?

107
00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,752
You need money, right?

108
00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:12,123
I have some money
if you... if you need it.

109
00:08:13,494 --> 00:08:14,593
Really?

110
00:08:15,529 --> 00:08:16,895
That is like the sweetest--

111
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I was thinking, like,
a hand job.

112
00:08:27,040 --> 00:08:28,740
Yeah...

113
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Hmm.

114
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The fuck is with your hand?

115
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- What do you mean?
- Why... Why's it so rough?

116
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It's like burlap.

117
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I fell in some gravel
a while back,

118
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it got cut to shit.

119
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Are you bleeding?

120
00:08:42,990 --> 00:08:46,258
Relax, man.

121
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You're not gonna get
AIDS from my hand.

122
00:08:48,228 --> 00:08:51,663
Oh, phew. Now I feel so much better.
Thanks, Dr. Hooker.

123
00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:54,232
OK, your dick isn't
going inside me stupid.

124
00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:56,801
How do you think you're gonna get
AIDS, from a scab on my hand?

125
00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:59,571
Well, maybe from
the cut on my dick.

126
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Yeah, I tripped down some steps
last week, caught it on a nail.

127
00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:04,809
Now, who's a stupid?

128
00:09:04,811 --> 00:09:07,612
Well, I don't have AIDS.

129
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,182
I don't have AIDS either.

130
00:09:14,054 --> 00:09:16,555
- Let me use my other hand.
- Yeah, you should do that.

131
00:09:20,627 --> 00:09:22,093
OK.

132
00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:25,163
Yeah,
you like that better?

133
00:09:25,165 --> 00:09:27,232
No.

134
00:09:27,234 --> 00:09:29,668
Yeah, I fucking passed out
on my hand last night,

135
00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:31,102
it fucking kills.

136
00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:38,009
OK...

137
00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:42,147
OK. Go back to the other one.

138
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,721
OK.

139
00:09:55,295 --> 00:09:58,296
- You wanna play with my balls?
- Oh, yeah, yeah, you want that?

140
00:09:58,298 --> 00:09:59,798
OK, maybe,
don't do that for a bit.

141
00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:05,236
OK. OK, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh.

142
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:08,273
OK, you know what?

143
00:10:11,278 --> 00:10:13,845
Whoo, yeah, that's...
OK, we're done.

144
00:10:13,847 --> 00:10:16,681
- Really, you're done?
- Oh, yeah, are you kidding?

145
00:10:16,683 --> 00:10:18,650
You just stroked a dick,
balls lifted up,

146
00:10:18,652 --> 00:10:22,754
carried the jizz right out
the dickie hole, A-plus.

147
00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:26,024
Are you faking?

148
00:10:26,026 --> 00:10:28,360
No, I'm not... I'm not...
no, no, no, I'm--

149
00:10:28,362 --> 00:10:30,695
- Nope.
- Hey, 'cause where is, hm?

150
00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:32,030
Where... where's the guck?

151
00:10:32,032 --> 00:10:33,798
Yeah, I'm telling you,
what happened,

152
00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:36,334
it was so hot
that it just like...

153
00:10:36,336 --> 00:10:39,170
- it turned into air.
- You're fucking faking!

154
00:10:39,172 --> 00:10:40,972
You're such a fucking sissy!

155
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,408
Yeah, you know what, I am
faking, because you're the worst

156
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:45,810
five-dollar hand job whore
five dollars ever bought.

157
00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:49,014
That is why your pimp fired you
'cause you're bad at your job.

158
00:10:49,016 --> 00:10:50,815
All right,
then five fuck you.

159
00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:53,218
Just give me my fucking,
fucking five dollars and fuck off.

160
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,719
What five bucks?

161
00:10:56,323 --> 00:10:59,124
What are you gonna do,
hooker without a pimp?

162
00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,092
Frontier justice bitch.

163
00:11:04,898 --> 00:11:07,265
I have your
money, I have your money,

164
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,768
I have your money, I have your
money, I have your money.

165
00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:15,974
- I don't have your money.
- What?!

166
00:11:15,976 --> 00:11:17,842
Listen, this is why you need
to get the money upfront,

167
00:11:17,844 --> 00:11:19,277
don't you know anything?
Listen, listen, listen, listen.

168
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,146
Wait, wait you need
a place to stay, right?

169
00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:23,782
I might know a place.

170
00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,928
So...
So, where you from?

171
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,330
- Really?
- Well, I don't know, fuck.

172
00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:42,734
I can't sleep, tell me a
story, lie to me, something.

173
00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:45,136
OK. Once upon a time,

174
00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:47,005
there was an asshole douchebag
named Fuckface.

175
00:11:47,007 --> 00:11:49,874
- OK, fuck you.
- Oh, no, fuck you.

176
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:57,248
Brockville.

177
00:11:58,318 --> 00:12:00,351
- What?
- I am from Brockville.

178
00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:02,353
- So, I'm from here.
- So, you wanted me to tell you something,

179
00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,089
- I'm telling you something.
- I meant something good,

180
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:05,390
- not something stupid.
- You asked me, you fuck face.

181
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,026
- You fuck face, you.
- Oh, fuck you.

182
00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,366
So, how long
you been a whore?

183
00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,037
About nine years,
ever since I moved to the city.

184
00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:21,039
- How's that going for you?
- Yeah, says the guy

185
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,440
who's sleeping in
the Freddy Kreuger room.

186
00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:23,475
- You should quit.
- Oh, that's sweet.

187
00:12:23,477 --> 00:12:24,909
Being that you're the worst.

188
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,211
Yeah, you're the worst
John I ever had.

189
00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:27,479
You're like a little
fucking baby.

190
00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:29,013
Ow, my penis, my little,
little penis.

191
00:12:29,015 --> 00:12:30,849
Nine years, you'd be way better
at hand jobs by now.

192
00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,784
- OK, dick scab.
- Three months... If you said three months to me,

193
00:12:32,786 --> 00:12:34,319
I'd be like,
"Oh, yeah, three months.

194
00:12:34,321 --> 00:12:35,520
- OK.
- That's a three month hand job tops.

195
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:37,455
- Fuck you!
- Fuck you!

196
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:46,064
Oh, what the...

197
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:48,500
You smoked all my cigarettes?

198
00:12:48,502 --> 00:12:50,769
Oh, you mean the butts
that you found outside

199
00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,137
and put into a can?

200
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:54,205
Gee, if only there was a way
we could find more.

201
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:55,907
Jesus fuck!

202
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:58,243
Quit whining and do something!

203
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,290
Do you have family
in Brockville or...?

204
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,892
Yeah, just a grandma.

205
00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,294
She has this big house
outside the city.

206
00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,229
What like a house-house?

207
00:13:18,231 --> 00:13:21,199
No, like a,
like a fucking doll house.

208
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,369
Yes, a house-house,
it has a yard,

209
00:13:24,371 --> 00:13:26,471
two floors,
it's all moldy and rotting.

210
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:28,473
They're probably gonna tear it
down, put her into a home,

211
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,842
she's this crazy
hoarding cat lady.

212
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:33,111
You...
you have no other family?

213
00:13:34,815 --> 00:13:37,415
No, my family
was burned alive--

214
00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:39,117
I'll fucking fix up
that house.

215
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:43,888
- You can't fix shit.
- I can, too, I'm handy.

216
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:46,024
I did this whole bar.

217
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,559
Did what?
Hit it with a hammer?

218
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:49,327
Look, I can fix up
your cat lady house

219
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:51,196
and make it look livable.
What can you do?

220
00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,597
Uh, things that are
actually true in real life.

221
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,933
Let me paint you
a picture, OK.

222
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,569
This city sucks and it blows
and it's holding us up,

223
00:13:57,571 --> 00:14:00,171
and it's punching us
in the face like this.

224
00:14:02,008 --> 00:14:04,475
- And?
- And, it's turning you

225
00:14:04,477 --> 00:14:06,177
into a shitty junkie hooker
who sucks,

226
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,314
and me into, you know,
like, a cool guy,

227
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,115
who's hit a bit
of a rough patch.

228
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:12,483
A drunk, do nothing,
shit for brains

229
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,152
- who lives in a monster cave?
- My point is

230
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,387
that we can
get the fuck of here.

231
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,122
We can go Brockville,
I can fix up your house

232
00:14:18,124 --> 00:14:20,592
and we can live in it.
New start.

233
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:25,563
I'm not living with you.

234
00:14:25,565 --> 00:14:28,266
I can barely stand
looking at you.

235
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,934
You said two floors, right?

236
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,110
Lacie.

237
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:41,913
Owen.

238
00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:46,017
Your plan's
pretty stupid, Owen.

239
00:14:46,019 --> 00:14:47,919
- Your face is pretty stupid.
- Eat a dick.

240
00:14:47,921 --> 00:14:50,154
- Eat a dick.
- You eat a dick, you.

241
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,026
So, how we getting there?

242
00:15:04,204 --> 00:15:07,438
<i>♪ I met you at the door ♪</i>

243
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,107
Forty-nine bucks.

244
00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,975
OK. OK, that's not so bad.

245
00:15:10,977 --> 00:15:13,912
- Each.
- Fuck. Fuck.

246
00:15:13,914 --> 00:15:14,913
That's like 90 bucks.

247
00:15:14,915 --> 00:15:16,247
- Ninety-eight.
- Nerd.

248
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:19,684
- OK, dick.
- OK, OK, 98 bucks.

249
00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:21,619
We can do that,
that's doable.

250
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,155
Can do, can be done.

251
00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,435
You look like
a serial killer.

252
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:38,937
You look like
a mental patient.

253
00:15:38,939 --> 00:15:40,204
You spelt Brockville wrong.

254
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:41,940
Yeah, on purpose,
it's a joke,

255
00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:43,441
it's a hilarious word joke.

256
00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,076
It's stupid
and you're stupid

257
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,444
and everyone thinks
you're retarded.

258
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:48,079
Well, everyone thinks
you are a crazy whore,

259
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,281
because you're a crazy whore.

260
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,091
We are going
to do this my way.

261
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:02,994
I'm in charge, you are the drunk
do nothing fuck up.

262
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:05,263
I am the hustler,
we're doing this my way.

263
00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:08,132
What is your way? We're gonna fuck
the cars into stopping for us?

264
00:16:08,134 --> 00:16:09,467
No.

265
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:12,303
No.

266
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:14,205
You know that thing, Christians,
they wanna help the needy.

267
00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:17,008
- Yeah.
- We gotta take advantage of that.

268
00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,409
We gotta look more needy.

269
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:20,445
What is more needy
that no pants?

270
00:16:20,447 --> 00:16:23,348
Injured, no pants.

271
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:28,119
Help me, my leg!
I need to get to a hospital!

272
00:16:28,121 --> 00:16:30,288
- In Brockville.
- In Brockville.

273
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:32,156
Help this crazy whore
who hurt her leg

274
00:16:32,158 --> 00:16:34,292
and needs to get to
a hospital in Brockville.

275
00:16:34,294 --> 00:16:36,260
Oh, fuck, dude,
say I'm your wife or something.

276
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,296
Oh, come... that's...
We're going for believable.

277
00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,065
Well, don't say whore.
People don't stop for whores.

278
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,267
People stop for whores all the
time, that's the whole busi...

279
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,703
Oh, my God, you've never
fucked a John who had a car.

280
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,275
Shut up, do your job.

281
00:16:51,277 --> 00:16:53,344
Help... Hey, hey!

282
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:55,279
My disgusting aunty
broke her leg.

283
00:16:55,281 --> 00:16:58,249
- Oh, fuck you.
- Just stay in character.

284
00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:02,320
Hey, help!
She's so gross, help!

285
00:17:02,322 --> 00:17:03,488
You know what,
just be a man.

286
00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,256
Get out there
and stop that car!

287
00:17:05,258 --> 00:17:07,158
- OK, I'll do it, OK.
- Make 'em stop.

288
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:10,695
OK, OK, OK.

289
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:15,767
Motherfucker,
not cool, man!

290
00:17:18,505 --> 00:17:21,439
OK, now you go.

291
00:17:21,441 --> 00:17:23,741
- What, like, in the road?
- Yeah, in the road.

292
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,510
Fuck that,
I'll get hit by a car.

293
00:17:25,512 --> 00:17:27,678
No, no, no,
they're gonna stop for you now

294
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:30,348
- because I'm actually injured.
- So what?

295
00:17:30,350 --> 00:17:32,250
Are you saying
that I'm a shitty actor?

296
00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,420
OK, yeah, Brando,
show me what you got?

297
00:17:40,193 --> 00:17:43,461
Subtle, I'm playing it
very subtle.

298
00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:44,762
Hey, hey, hey!

299
00:17:44,764 --> 00:17:47,265
This ugly hobo
got hit by a car.

300
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:49,133
He got hit by a car.

301
00:17:49,135 --> 00:17:50,468
Ha!

302
00:17:51,805 --> 00:17:53,171
Are you all right miss?

303
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:55,073
Yeah, yeah.
Where you headed?

304
00:17:55,075 --> 00:17:57,208
- Agua Valley.
- Are you going through Brockville?

305
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,777
- Can do.
- Perfect.

306
00:18:07,387 --> 00:18:11,722
<i>♪ Told you I heard you
cry those animals ♪</i>

307
00:18:11,724 --> 00:18:14,692
<i>♪ Back in your eye lids ♪</i>

308
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,396
Well, that didn't work.

309
00:18:18,398 --> 00:18:20,498
Oh, look what the world
barfed back up!

310
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:24,435
- Motherfucker tried to rob me. I showed him.
- What you beat him up?

311
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,704
- No, I just didn't have anything.
- Oh, you did show him.

312
00:18:26,706 --> 00:18:29,474
Then, guy throws me
out of the car to the gravel,

313
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,609
again with the fucking gravel.
Look at my face,

314
00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:34,412
it's all fucking chafed.
Yeah, and then I go back

315
00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,314
to where I left you
and guess what? You're gone.

316
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:41,185
Vamoosh. I had to walk all the
way back here by myself, asshole.

317
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:45,323
First of all, you left me,
you backwards country dick.

318
00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,226
Secondly, it's vamoose,
not vamoosh.

319
00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:49,627
Vamoosh is not a thing.

320
00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:52,363
Thirdly, I'm glad
your skin is chafey,

321
00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,432
now you know
how my dick feels.

322
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,701
It looks like you gave
a hand job to your own face.

323
00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:59,737
What the fuck? Can we just, um,
slow down for a minute here.

324
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:02,440
Um...

325
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,245
What the fuck, guys?

326
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:08,813
My grandma's got a crazy,
cat lady house in Brockville.

327
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,615
Yeah, I'm gonna fix it up,
we're both gonna live there.

328
00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,316
- I call top floor.
- We're gonna get the fuck out

329
00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,385
- of this fucking city for good.
- Fuck out of this, yes.

330
00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:17,221
- Fucking new start.
- But, somebody, I don't wanna say who,

331
00:19:17,223 --> 00:19:19,190
but she smells
like vomit and radishes,

332
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:21,392
- bailed and fucked up the plan.
- I didn't fuck up shit.

333
00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,161
You're the fuck up.
I make shit happen.

334
00:19:23,163 --> 00:19:25,663
- You made me get hit by a car.
- You made you get hit by a car.

335
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,698
So, now we need
98 bucks for bus fare.

336
00:19:27,700 --> 00:19:30,234
- Yeah, can we borrow 98 bucks?
- Ah, don't sit there.

337
00:19:30,236 --> 00:19:32,703
- Why, what's wrong?
- You're not wearing pants.

338
00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:35,873
Oh, you noticed.

339
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,708
OK,
can I just say something?

340
00:19:37,710 --> 00:19:40,511
Um,
you will never have $98.

341
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,581
If you magically
managed to make two dollars,

342
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,249
you would immediately
drink it away

343
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,185
and be left with zero dollars.

344
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,753
What kind of drink
can you buy with two dollars.

345
00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:51,422
Grain, Ides, T-Bird,
Night Train, Ripple,

346
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,891
Two Buck Chuck. Ooh,
yeah I'd probably get that Two Buck Chuck.

347
00:19:53,893 --> 00:19:57,495
But the most fucked up part of
your whole stupid fucking plan,

348
00:19:57,497 --> 00:20:01,199
is in order for it to work, you would
actually have to help somebody else.

349
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,801
Be part of team.
Be relied on for shit.

350
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:06,904
And that,
that's science fiction.

351
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:10,775
In fact, I am so sure this isn't
gonna happen, I'll you what.

352
00:20:10,777 --> 00:20:14,212
For every dollar you two
mamo's make, I'll match it.

353
00:20:14,214 --> 00:20:18,349
What? Oh, that is a deal.
That is a deal.

354
00:20:18,351 --> 00:20:19,984
Gentleman's agreement
that I want in writing.

355
00:20:19,986 --> 00:20:21,652
Sorry,
what's this bullshit?

356
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:23,321
Now, we only have to make
half as much.

357
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,922
What? That makes it,
like, twice as easy.

358
00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,924
Hey, Rummy,
you heard this right?

359
00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:31,862
Yeah, Kevin's gonna build a house
for all the cats to live in.

360
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,299
- Witness.
- Hmm, yeah.

361
00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:36,867
Oh, I'm gonna make you
regret that napkin.

362
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,270
I'm gonna make you
fuck that napkin.

363
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:41,272
- Prepare to get fucked, buddy.
- OK, I will prepare for that.

364
00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:43,374
You do that 'cause
we're gonna fuck you.

365
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,543
Yeah, we're gonna fuck you right
where you live, right in your bar.

366
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,923
Maybe...

367
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,892
Bicycle!

368
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,731
You're just saying things you
see, I can do that, too.

369
00:21:06,733 --> 00:21:09,533
Fire hydrant. Muffler.

370
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,435
Awesome.

371
00:21:15,008 --> 00:21:16,974
Yeah, this is a flimsy one.

372
00:21:16,976 --> 00:21:19,343
OK. OK, you stay
on lookout, all right?

373
00:21:19,345 --> 00:21:21,345
Mm-hmm.

374
00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,613
Excuse me!

375
00:21:22,615 --> 00:21:24,382
- Person.
- Excuse me.

376
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:25,850
I don't even know
what you're talking about, so...

377
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:26,984
Are you trying
to steal a bike?

378
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,686
Ah, I'm out for
a Sunday stroll.

379
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,955
- It's Tuesday.
- Nerd.

380
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,590
All right, you know what?
I'm gonna have to

381
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,991
ask you and your girlfriend
to leave.

382
00:21:33,993 --> 00:21:35,526
I am not his girlfriend.

383
00:21:35,528 --> 00:21:37,528
Whatever, you're trespassing.

384
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,929
How do you know
that we're not students here?

385
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:41,565
- Are you students?
- Yes.

386
00:21:41,567 --> 00:21:43,567
What are you studying?

387
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:45,569
- School finance repair.
- Art.

388
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:47,805
So, what's with the hack saw?

389
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:50,574
I'm fixing my deck.

390
00:21:50,576 --> 00:21:54,412
- You have a deck?
- I don't care for your tone.

391
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:55,746
Yes, I have a deck.

392
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:58,516
It is attached to my
house on the beach,

393
00:21:58,518 --> 00:22:02,053
which is where we were
strolling to, to the beach.

394
00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:03,587
You live in The Beeches

395
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:05,323
and you're gonna
walk there from here?

396
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:06,791
The beach, actually.

397
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:08,392
That's what you call it
when you live there.

398
00:22:08,394 --> 00:22:10,328
You call it the beach,
that's how I know

399
00:22:10,330 --> 00:22:11,896
you're not from there 'cause you
just called it The Beeches,

400
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,798
so, you wouldn't know,

401
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:16,667
you wouldn't know
where my deck is at.

402
00:22:22,975 --> 00:22:25,509
Is she supposed to go in there?

403
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:31,082
- I gave you the cue.
- You ran away!

404
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:32,616
That was the cue!

405
00:22:32,618 --> 00:22:35,720
- Running away was the cue?
- Person.

406
00:22:35,722 --> 00:22:36,954
You are the worst
at everything.

407
00:22:36,956 --> 00:22:39,023
How's that bike lock coming?

408
00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:41,359
It's coming.

409
00:22:41,361 --> 00:22:43,527
- Person.
- Ah, fuck this bike lock!

410
00:22:43,529 --> 00:22:45,763
Goddammit, it's like black
kryptonite, it's impossible.

411
00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,565
Well, maybe if you
didn't have booze muscles.

412
00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:48,999
They should make the
whole bike out of this stuff

413
00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,736
and then that way bike theft
would cease to exist.

414
00:22:53,506 --> 00:22:54,638
You'd still have
to lock the bike.

415
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,374
I know,
I knew it when I said it

416
00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,776
that it was stupid...
I'm just saying, you know,

417
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,978
it'd be easier for me to
actually saw through the bike

418
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,914
than it would be for me
to saw through the, the...

419
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,586
Forty-nine bucks.

420
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,522
First of all, you stole this.

421
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:12,923
Forty-eight bucks.

422
00:23:12,925 --> 00:23:14,892
Second of all, it's useless.

423
00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,894
This shit is ten-speed man.

424
00:23:17,964 --> 00:23:19,864
Six bucks.

425
00:23:19,866 --> 00:23:23,434
Was a 10 speed, now it's just a
bunch of metal and rubber.

426
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:24,802
Oh, what, come on.

427
00:23:24,804 --> 00:23:26,704
No, look, this,
there's still, like,

428
00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:27,872
six, seven speeds in here.

429
00:23:27,874 --> 00:23:29,473
Forty-nine bucks and a hand job.

430
00:23:29,475 --> 00:23:31,709
I'll give you a hand job,
let's go.

431
00:23:32,612 --> 00:23:34,645
Please leave my store.

432
00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:44,155
Hey, Kev,
can I have a drink, man?

433
00:23:44,157 --> 00:23:46,190
- It's been a long day.
- Sure, five bucks.

434
00:23:46,192 --> 00:23:48,659
Come on,
just one whiskey sour.

435
00:23:48,661 --> 00:23:50,594
One, one, one whiskey sour.

436
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,130
Just one... just one...
Just a rum and coke, rum and coke.

437
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:56,133
Just give me one of whatever
no one drinks around here.

438
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,869
Just give me the Tia Maria
and the vermouth

439
00:23:58,871 --> 00:24:01,439
with a melon liqueur, rocks.

440
00:24:01,441 --> 00:24:03,741
Do you have any Tylenol...
threes?

441
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:08,479
You know what I did today, while you
two chuckle heads were out being stupid?

442
00:24:08,481 --> 00:24:09,647
I was here.

443
00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,582
Like I always am.

444
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,150
That was my day.

445
00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:17,188
I don't get to run around having
stinky fucking adventures.

446
00:24:17,190 --> 00:24:19,089
I can't even sit around
playing guitar.

447
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,925
Whoa, whoa, play guitar?

448
00:24:20,927 --> 00:24:22,526
I can't even go to the movies.

449
00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,129
I can't have a fucking
second to live

450
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:31,101
because my brother is a selfish,
do nothing, piece of shit.

451
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,803
You don't even know
how to play guitar.

452
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:36,607
Wow, exactly, Owen, exactly.

453
00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:38,809
You don't even own a guitar.

454
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:43,147
Hey, whoa, hey, hey, hey.
What you doing with that?

455
00:24:43,149 --> 00:24:45,683
- That's mine.
- This is garbage.

456
00:24:45,685 --> 00:24:47,885
No, no, no.
I've got plans for that.

457
00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,587
I'm gonna do...
I'm gonna do stuff with it.

458
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,588
You have plans for this?

459
00:24:50,590 --> 00:24:52,957
- Big plans.
- Big plans.

460
00:25:02,768 --> 00:25:04,001
Fuck it!

461
00:25:05,738 --> 00:25:09,073
Oh, hey, look,
I got a tip, whoo!

462
00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:11,675
What's with cranky?

463
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:12,877
I don't know,
he's mad 'cause he sucks

464
00:25:12,879 --> 00:25:14,812
at playing guitar
or something?

465
00:25:14,814 --> 00:25:16,747
It's this fucking city.
I'm telling you, it drives you crazy.

466
00:25:16,749 --> 00:25:18,249
I know,
we gotta get out of here.

467
00:25:18,251 --> 00:25:20,251
Look, we gotta brainstorm.

468
00:25:20,253 --> 00:25:22,186
You know what that is?
You know about brainstorming?

469
00:25:22,188 --> 00:25:23,821
It's when I say something,
it gives you an idea

470
00:25:23,823 --> 00:25:26,557
and then you say something back
to me that gives me an idea,

471
00:25:26,558 --> 00:25:29,292
and I give something to you, and then we just
go back and forth and back and forth like that

472
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:30,661
until we have
a perfect master plan, OK?

473
00:25:30,663 --> 00:25:32,930
I'm gonna start.

474
00:25:32,932 --> 00:25:33,998
Dog-napping.

475
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,700
Dumbass. No wait, prison.

476
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:39,837
OK. Look, well,
you think of something then.

477
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,139
You're a hooker, I thought you
guys were supposed to be crafty.

478
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,141
Why don't I just fuck a guy
and charge him 49 bucks?

479
00:25:44,143 --> 00:25:46,076
- I'm taking these.
- Uh, no.

480
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:48,746
Look, if we learned anything
it's that no grown man

481
00:25:48,748 --> 00:25:50,814
wants to do anything
to any part of you.

482
00:25:52,118 --> 00:25:54,151
No grown man.

483
00:25:54,153 --> 00:25:55,886
No, you can't do that,

484
00:25:55,888 --> 00:25:57,588
you can't just say
what I say back at me,

485
00:25:57,590 --> 00:25:59,890
that's not,
that's shitty brainstorming.

486
00:26:03,129 --> 00:26:07,298
Who needs to have sex
worse than anyone else?

487
00:26:09,802 --> 00:26:12,036
Panda's.

488
00:26:12,038 --> 00:26:15,005
Yeah, I'm gonna fuck a panda,
that's my plan.

489
00:26:16,008 --> 00:26:18,008
Come on, genius, let's go.

490
00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,710
You can brainstorm on the way.

491
00:26:19,712 --> 00:26:21,178
Stitching...

492
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,346
Hey, dorks.

493
00:26:22,348 --> 00:26:25,049
What you doing, playing cards?

494
00:26:25,051 --> 00:26:29,720
Um, yeah, Mystic cards.
This is Lady Saint Martha--

495
00:26:29,722 --> 00:26:33,157
Cool, so you know how your dicks have
never touched a real live woman before?

496
00:26:33,159 --> 00:26:35,159
Tucking your boners into
your waistbands and what not?

497
00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,094
Well, Lacie here is
a real live street whore.

498
00:26:37,096 --> 00:26:40,264
Yeah, I touch sad little dicks
like yours for a living.

499
00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,734
Oh, I like the sound
of this pause.

500
00:26:43,736 --> 00:26:44,868
Let's talk numbers.

501
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:48,272
Wait, just start
from the beginning.

502
00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,207
Twenty. Ten.
- That's 30.

503
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:53,043
Thirty-five, 40, 45, 46.

504
00:26:53,045 --> 00:26:55,713
Forty-nine.
Forty-nine bucks!

505
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:59,183
Dicks out, dweebs,
let's get you all in a row.

506
00:26:59,185 --> 00:27:01,318
I'll leave it to you
to decide who gets to go first.

507
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,821
I don't know thumb war,
rock-scissors-paper.

508
00:27:03,823 --> 00:27:05,623
Yeah, we wanna go
at the same time.

509
00:27:05,625 --> 00:27:07,791
I hate to break it to you boys,
I only got two paws.

510
00:27:07,793 --> 00:27:10,094
Yeah, don't look at me fellas.

511
00:27:10,096 --> 00:27:12,730
Yeah, no,
we want a gang bang.

512
00:27:12,732 --> 00:27:14,098
- I'm sorry.
- What?

513
00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,265
With the both of you.

514
00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:17,167
- I'm sorry?
- What?

515
00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,069
I told you we'd be
needing these someday.

516
00:27:19,071 --> 00:27:20,938
- Yes.
- Are you guys shaved?

517
00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:23,173
- I prefer shaved.
- Can I have mouths?

518
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:24,975
I want her
to look like she's 12.

519
00:27:24,977 --> 00:27:26,777
- Eh.
- Jesus.

520
00:27:26,779 --> 00:27:29,647
- What? I'm only 13.
- Are condoms compulsory?

521
00:27:29,649 --> 00:27:31,215
Are you guys
cool with blindfolds?

522
00:27:31,217 --> 00:27:34,952
Not for the whole time.
I like eye contact.

523
00:27:36,055 --> 00:27:37,921
What if I'm just doing mouths?

524
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,758
Ah, OK, I can offer you
like a crick of my elbow.

525
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:42,926
- I think that we're straying from the original plan.
- One of these guys...

526
00:27:42,928 --> 00:27:44,261
She's winterized right?

527
00:27:44,263 --> 00:27:45,696
We walk right now
if she's not winterized.

528
00:27:45,698 --> 00:27:47,231
I'll pay you 20 more bucks

529
00:27:47,233 --> 00:27:48,666
if you take a Bluto pie.

530
00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:52,436
What the fuck
is a Bluto pie?

531
00:27:52,438 --> 00:27:55,305
What the fuck is winterized?

532
00:27:58,678 --> 00:28:00,277
What is that? What is that?

533
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:02,713
It's a musical chair.

534
00:28:02,715 --> 00:28:04,448
Like, musical chairs?

535
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:07,751
No, musical chair.

536
00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:09,687
One of you lies
face down on the ground

537
00:28:09,689 --> 00:28:11,422
and the four of us
walk around you.

538
00:28:11,424 --> 00:28:13,424
- When the music stops.
- Can I talk to you for a second?

539
00:28:13,426 --> 00:28:15,359
- Just a second kids.
- Wait.

540
00:28:19,298 --> 00:28:23,367
Listen, I apologize
for my friends.

541
00:28:23,369 --> 00:28:26,136
I know it's probably
against the rules,

542
00:28:26,138 --> 00:28:27,938
but would it be
terribly untoward

543
00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:30,474
if I kissed you
on the mouth?

544
00:28:32,044 --> 00:28:34,378
What the hell?
Is she backing out?

545
00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:37,281
No, no, I think she's...

546
00:28:37,283 --> 00:28:39,750
She's just, um, she's getting
limber before the...

547
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:40,918
You guys take gym class,
right?

548
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,287
We had a deal.

549
00:28:43,289 --> 00:28:46,023
Yeah, no, we still,
I'm gonna, um...

550
00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:48,759
I'm gonna get you a few of
those wizard cards you like,

551
00:28:48,761 --> 00:28:51,061
or I'm gonna hook you guys
up with those.

552
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,796
You guys wanna learn
how to smoke some cigarettes?

553
00:28:52,798 --> 00:28:56,133
OK, hey, hey...

554
00:28:59,972 --> 00:29:02,005
You know what
your problem is?

555
00:29:02,007 --> 00:29:03,974
I got a dick on my face?

556
00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:08,045
- Oh, wait.
- This, this is the problem.

557
00:29:08,047 --> 00:29:10,080
See, that's why those kids
disrespected you

558
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:13,784
because they can see you.
They see... they see this.

559
00:29:13,786 --> 00:29:16,220
But if we could find a way

560
00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:18,889
for you to touch
the dicks of the people

561
00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:23,260
without the people seeing you,
seeing this, then I think...

562
00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:27,531
Oh, yeah, I think then
we'd really have something.

563
00:29:27,533 --> 00:29:31,068
<i>♪ We eat at all
the finest places ♪</i>

564
00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:41,945
<i>♪ I met you at the door ♪</i>

565
00:29:41,947 --> 00:29:45,182
<i>♪ Of a record store ♪</i>

566
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:48,352
<i>♪ I knew you'd be mine ♪</i>

567
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:51,922
<i>♪ Because you look so fine ♪</i>

568
00:29:51,924 --> 00:29:55,025
<i>♪ I didn't think your love ♪</i>

569
00:29:55,027 --> 00:29:59,062
<i>♪ Could've hurt me so bad ♪</i>

570
00:30:00,032 --> 00:30:02,466
Rummy, my man, what is up?

571
00:30:02,468 --> 00:30:07,971
Hey, Owen, I'm just, I'm worried
that if I eat this...

572
00:30:07,973 --> 00:30:09,973
I might lose my foot.

573
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,176
Let me ask you something,

574
00:30:12,178 --> 00:30:15,112
when was the last time
you were laid?

575
00:30:15,114 --> 00:30:18,849
You know, it's hard...

576
00:30:18,851 --> 00:30:22,219
to find the right girl.

577
00:30:22,221 --> 00:30:23,821
Oh, I know. I know, man.

578
00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:29,393
I have very particular,
particular tastes.

579
00:30:30,129 --> 00:30:31,128
Like what?

580
00:30:35,367 --> 00:30:37,267
- Jesus fuck.
- Will you relax?

581
00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:38,569
You're not gonna have
to see any of that,

582
00:30:38,571 --> 00:30:40,304
you're gonna be on
the other side of a door.

583
00:30:40,306 --> 00:30:41,839
You know, this could be
a glory hole situation

584
00:30:41,841 --> 00:30:43,006
for the both of you.

585
00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:43,941
Rummy's penis, it could be

586
00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,475
the penis of James Bond.

587
00:30:45,477 --> 00:30:47,077
Which reminds me,

588
00:30:47,079 --> 00:30:50,280
Rummy thinks you're a big,
fat black lady so...

589
00:30:51,951 --> 00:30:53,283
How does that sentence end?

590
00:30:53,285 --> 00:30:55,452
Just, you know...

591
00:30:55,454 --> 00:30:57,020
If he wants you to...
I don't know.

592
00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:58,589
I'm behind a door,
what do you want me to do?

593
00:30:58,591 --> 00:31:00,524
Just, if he would like you
to talk or something then--

594
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,293
What? You want me
to sing a church hymn?

595
00:31:03,295 --> 00:31:04,895
No, that's racist.

596
00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:10,567
OK, just like, maybe don't
take any shit, or...

597
00:31:10,569 --> 00:31:13,303
- Don't make me do an impression.
- I won't.

598
00:31:13,305 --> 00:31:15,239
Anyway, he doesn't
wanna talk, OK.

599
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:17,507
He wants to...
Jesus Christ, do you even know

600
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:20,344
- how glory holes work?
- Yes, I know glory holes work.

601
00:31:20,346 --> 00:31:22,379
I'm the glory hole expert.
I built the glory hole.

602
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:24,414
Oh, OK,
you cut a hole in a door.

603
00:31:24,416 --> 00:31:27,050
- It doesn't make you Bob Vila.
- There's a lot more to it.

604
00:31:27,052 --> 00:31:29,086
You've gotta put a duct thing in
and you've gotta sand it...

605
00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:30,221
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- ...with the measurements.

606
00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,355
Clearly,
you put your dick in a hole.

607
00:31:31,357 --> 00:31:32,556
I don't wanna talk about

608
00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:33,891
the intricacies
of carpentry with you.

609
00:31:33,893 --> 00:31:35,158
- Hey, Rummy!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

610
00:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,494
Here we go, man.

611
00:31:37,496 --> 00:31:39,129
You guys
are really getting along

612
00:31:39,131 --> 00:31:40,998
like a bag of shit on fire.

613
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,234
Quite the duo,
a couple of Garfunkels.

614
00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,936
Hey, let me ask you something,

615
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:50,274
what are you gonna do
when you fuck it all up?

616
00:31:50,276 --> 00:31:56,246
'Cause... mark that day on your
calendar, it's gonna happen.

617
00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:01,485
The sky's blue, water's wet,
Garfield hates Monday's

618
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:05,022
and you fuck shit up.

619
00:32:05,024 --> 00:32:10,961
So, when that happens, is your
shiny new partner gonna man up

620
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:13,230
or is he gonna pussy out?

621
00:32:14,466 --> 00:32:15,599
Hmm.

622
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:25,976
Just so you know, we're here
for you if you ever need us.

623
00:32:30,349 --> 00:32:32,115
Huh, all right?

624
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:35,185
- Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
- There she is.

625
00:32:35,187 --> 00:32:38,689
- This takes me back.
- Hmm, back to what?

626
00:32:38,691 --> 00:32:43,193
First woman I was ever with
was a large, black woman.

627
00:32:43,195 --> 00:32:45,395
Well, that is what I got here.

628
00:32:45,397 --> 00:32:47,664
First woman I ever loved.

629
00:32:47,666 --> 00:32:54,037
I was 19 and she was...
68, 70, I don't know.

630
00:32:54,039 --> 00:32:57,975
Her skin was so
fucking loose.

631
00:32:57,977 --> 00:32:59,309
Mm, OK that's--

632
00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:01,111
I was on a school trip
to Buffalo,

633
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:03,413
and I accidentally went

634
00:33:03,415 --> 00:33:05,282
into the wrong bathroom
at Dairy Queen and then--

635
00:33:05,284 --> 00:33:07,184
OK, OK.
You know, it's rude

636
00:33:07,186 --> 00:33:08,452
to keep a lady waiting,
Rummy, so...

637
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:11,154
Oh, yeah, sure, sure.

638
00:33:11,156 --> 00:33:12,723
I'm nothing
if I'm not a gentleman.

639
00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:14,057
Mm-hmm.

640
00:33:15,661 --> 00:33:17,527
The money.

641
00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:21,498
Dost thou take me
for a rube, sir?

642
00:33:21,500 --> 00:33:24,568
After.

643
00:33:35,614 --> 00:33:38,348
I think your hole is broken.

644
00:33:41,553 --> 00:33:43,754
Lacie. Lacie!

645
00:33:43,756 --> 00:33:45,722
Did you bring me juice?

646
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,657
Oh, what the fuck?
Did you take something?

647
00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,027
- Who gave you pills?
- Paulie!

648
00:33:50,029 --> 00:33:52,529
Paulie was in a pinch
and he couldn't open

649
00:33:52,531 --> 00:33:55,599
so, he took a cough wrench
and he left it in his shoulder

650
00:33:55,601 --> 00:33:59,169
and then he farted on his dick.
Farted on his dick.

651
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,471
Paulie rhymes with Molly,
Molly rhymes with jolly,

652
00:34:01,473 --> 00:34:04,441
I'm not jolly,
just kidding, I'm so sad.

653
00:34:04,443 --> 00:34:07,310
Please, don't fucking do this.
We're so close, please, just two minutes,

654
00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:08,678
just wake up for two minutes.

655
00:34:08,680 --> 00:34:10,680
Wake up, wake.

656
00:34:10,682 --> 00:34:12,816
Oh, my God.
OK, OK, look...

657
00:34:12,818 --> 00:34:14,718
We're gonna,
we're gonna go on a trip.

658
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,386
- Trip?
- We're gonna go on a little trip,

659
00:34:16,388 --> 00:34:18,588
- just a little trip, OK.
- Juice?

660
00:34:18,590 --> 00:34:20,390
Yeah, juice.

661
00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:23,727
OK, one, two, three.

662
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:48,752
Hello?

663
00:34:51,356 --> 00:34:52,722
Hello?

664
00:34:54,726 --> 00:34:56,526
Anybody home?

665
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,802
Do you want
the 20 bucks or not?

666
00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,861
I felt something.

667
00:35:48,147 --> 00:35:49,880
Hello?

668
00:35:58,290 --> 00:35:59,523
Ooh.

669
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:04,794
Oh, yeah.

670
00:36:05,898 --> 00:36:07,564
Oh, yeah.

671
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,935
Yeah, cuddle bug.

672
00:36:11,937 --> 00:36:14,437
Oh, yeah.

673
00:36:18,911 --> 00:36:21,311
OK, talk to me now,
big momma.

674
00:36:23,882 --> 00:36:25,482
Talk to me.

675
00:36:26,685 --> 00:36:29,386
Come on, come on.

676
00:36:29,388 --> 00:36:31,755
Please,
I need to hear you.

677
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,224
I need to hear you, momma.

678
00:36:35,227 --> 00:36:38,261
Say something.
Say something.

679
00:36:38,263 --> 00:36:42,265
<i>♪ Amazing grace ♪</i>

680
00:36:55,480 --> 00:36:56,947
Rockefeller.

681
00:36:56,949 --> 00:36:58,748
Look at you.

682
00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:03,954
Oh, come on. Come on.

683
00:37:03,956 --> 00:37:05,989
Share with me
your tale of glory.

684
00:37:05,991 --> 00:37:07,857
How did you win the day,
underdog?

685
00:37:07,859 --> 00:37:10,860
Ooh, I know it's gonna be
an uplifting story.

686
00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,230
Go on, regale me.

687
00:37:13,232 --> 00:37:14,764
How did you make
this money, hmm?

688
00:37:14,766 --> 00:37:16,333
Have you...?

689
00:37:16,335 --> 00:37:18,702
Have you been pimping Lacie?

690
00:37:19,571 --> 00:37:21,404
No, no, I mean I just--

691
00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,873
No, no, no, no, I... I...

692
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:26,610
That's you.

693
00:37:26,612 --> 00:37:29,846
That's how you sound,
you idiot.

694
00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:31,848
No, I'm kidding man.
That's cool.

695
00:37:31,850 --> 00:37:34,384
You like to stick to the
shadows, is that the idea?

696
00:37:34,386 --> 00:37:37,621
You know, most pimps,
they kinda like to flaunt it.

697
00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:41,291
But not you. Keep your cards
close to your vest, that's cool.

698
00:37:41,293 --> 00:37:45,895
Hey, down low, shadow pimp.
Come on.

699
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:49,032
I can't give fives, motherfucker.
What is wrong with you?

700
00:37:49,034 --> 00:37:52,769
Have you been pimping
what's mine from the shadows?

701
00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:57,307
Lacie has come back to me
once before.

702
00:37:57,309 --> 00:38:01,511
And she's gonna
keep coming back.

703
00:38:01,513 --> 00:38:06,950
I'm like Baked Lays,
you can't quit this shit.

704
00:38:06,952 --> 00:38:09,552
Yeah, 'cause you keep giving her
pills and telling her she's worthless.

705
00:38:09,554 --> 00:38:10,587
Really?

706
00:38:12,324 --> 00:38:14,424
No matter what you do,

707
00:38:14,426 --> 00:38:19,963
Lacie is always gonna need me,
more than she needs you.

708
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,391
You know what,
let me ask you something.

709
00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:51,561
You've always been such a
perfectly good sorry ass drunk,

710
00:38:51,563 --> 00:38:53,697
why do you two
all of sudden think

711
00:38:53,699 --> 00:38:55,465
you should be
something that you're not?

712
00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:57,834
Hmm?

713
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:02,672
I mean, is Lacie really
worth all this shit?

714
00:39:08,113 --> 00:39:09,946
See...

715
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:13,116
That's why you'll never
be a real pimp.

716
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:16,653
'Cause a real pimp would've
stood up for his lady.

717
00:39:29,668 --> 00:39:31,835
Oh...

718
00:39:31,837 --> 00:39:34,804
Shit.

719
00:39:34,806 --> 00:39:36,639
Oops.

720
00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:43,446
You still got
some dick on your face.

721
00:39:46,752 --> 00:39:48,451
Ah, no.

722
00:39:48,453 --> 00:39:50,620
Ah, now I'm making it worse.

723
00:40:31,496 --> 00:40:33,696
- All right, enough shit!
- You know what, fuck this place!

724
00:40:47,712 --> 00:40:50,113
- Tomorrow.
- Shit, yeah.

725
00:40:58,457 --> 00:41:00,790
Why are we here?

726
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,826
This place is like
the fucking Thunderdome.

727
00:41:02,828 --> 00:41:05,595
We need see this.

728
00:41:05,597 --> 00:41:07,797
This is how
normal people do it.

729
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:16,005
How much do you make a day?

730
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,241
I don't know,
maybe ten, 20 bucks

731
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:20,009
before I get
chased off by the cops.

732
00:41:20,011 --> 00:41:21,611
On a good day 40 or 50.

733
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,514
You make 50 bucks...
a day?

734
00:41:24,516 --> 00:41:26,950
- All you do is sit there?
- And look sad, yeah.

735
00:41:26,952 --> 00:41:29,052
You just sit there, you look sad
and shitty people give you money.

736
00:41:29,054 --> 00:41:31,921
- Yep.
- Fifty bucks?

737
00:41:31,923 --> 00:41:34,724
Give or take, yeah.

738
00:41:44,069 --> 00:41:45,134
Go, go, go, go!

739
00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:13,062
Look, look, look.
These are toonies.

740
00:42:13,064 --> 00:42:14,731
That's like 15 bucks
in coins, easy.

741
00:42:14,733 --> 00:42:15,798
Holy shit.

742
00:42:17,569 --> 00:42:18,635
Yeah!

743
00:42:20,572 --> 00:42:24,007
You know, looties and toonies
are really revolutionary to me.

744
00:42:28,013 --> 00:42:29,612
Oh, shit!

745
00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,551
- Hey, Kev, do you think maybe--
- No.

746
00:42:34,553 --> 00:42:37,053
You gave her a drink.

747
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,856
I made her a Shirley Temple,
as a joke.

748
00:42:39,858 --> 00:42:43,092
Joke's on you,
Shirley Temple's are delicious.

749
00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:45,895
Nobody hangs onto their money
tighter than a hobo,

750
00:42:45,897 --> 00:42:49,566
you need to steal from
old people or the sick.

751
00:42:49,568 --> 00:42:51,067
Nah, I don't like
touching them though.

752
00:42:51,069 --> 00:42:53,703
I don't mean sick,
like, contagious.

753
00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:57,307
- Well, I mean old people.
- Ugh, yeah, gross.

754
00:42:57,309 --> 00:43:00,910
Hey, Chablis, how about you don't waste
your time with that piece of shit? Hmm?

755
00:43:00,912 --> 00:43:05,648
Wheel your fine self over here
and help me finish this sudoku.

756
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:08,251
You know what you need,
like, one of those people, with a...

757
00:43:08,253 --> 00:43:12,755
like in a chair, or walks with a cane...
not retarded.

758
00:43:12,757 --> 00:43:15,858
Cerebral,
what do you call yourself?

759
00:43:15,860 --> 00:43:20,763
- Paul. And I was the victim of a drunk drive--
- Handy cripple.

760
00:43:20,765 --> 00:43:22,031
That's it.

761
00:43:22,033 --> 00:43:23,967
Oh, here's an idea.

762
00:43:23,969 --> 00:43:28,171
Why don't you guys just,
I don't know, not steal.

763
00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:30,707
What's wrong
with your brother?

764
00:43:30,709 --> 00:43:32,208
I don't know,
he's got morals.

765
00:43:32,210 --> 00:43:35,211
No, like,
what's wrong with him?

766
00:43:35,213 --> 00:43:37,280
Hey, Kevin,
what's wrong with you?

767
00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,748
Nothing.

768
00:43:38,750 --> 00:43:40,650
Oh, I'm fine.

769
00:43:43,021 --> 00:43:46,322
I just need a little bit
more coffee, that's it.

770
00:43:52,263 --> 00:43:54,831
Is that the pipe water
catcher?

771
00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:56,766
No, no, not anymore,
I found a paint can.

772
00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:59,402
Mm-hmm, did you clean it
before you put it back?

773
00:44:06,244 --> 00:44:08,177
Kev!

774
00:44:08,179 --> 00:44:09,979
I need another one!

775
00:44:09,981 --> 00:44:11,681
Sure thing, buddy.

776
00:44:11,683 --> 00:44:13,282
Where were you?
I was looking everywhere.

777
00:44:13,284 --> 00:44:16,753
- Right here.
- Can I get another drink?

778
00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:19,122
Yep, finished.
Coming right up.

779
00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:20,356
OK.

780
00:44:25,363 --> 00:44:26,863
Let me get you
that drink, Rummy.

781
00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:28,731
No, don't touch that bar.

782
00:44:28,733 --> 00:44:31,134
I'm just trying... You're...

783
00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:33,670
You take a load off, I wanna be his
friend, I wanna be your friend,

784
00:44:33,672 --> 00:44:34,937
I wanna be everyone's friend
for a second.

785
00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:36,939
- Just wanna be friends.
- My bar.

786
00:44:36,941 --> 00:44:38,374
I'll do it.

787
00:44:44,783 --> 00:44:46,215
- Rummy, go grab a drink.
- OK.

788
00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:48,851
What?
You're letting Rummy behind?

789
00:44:48,853 --> 00:44:50,887
He's been a drunk
way longer than me.

790
00:44:50,889 --> 00:44:52,989
Rummy is trustworthy.

791
00:44:52,991 --> 00:44:59,128
He's not gonna fucking fuck me,
or skim the till or steal shit.

792
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:03,066
All right, next to you, Rummy
is motherfucking Theresa.

793
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:06,169
Hey, guys, what are these?

794
00:45:07,472 --> 00:45:09,305
Can I get a mojito?

795
00:45:10,141 --> 00:45:11,908
Why, yes, good sir.

796
00:45:18,950 --> 00:45:22,452
- Go.
- Hey, I am gonna hook you right up, buddy.

797
00:45:22,454 --> 00:45:24,320
- Pardon me, Rummy.
- Yep.

798
00:45:24,322 --> 00:45:25,922
<i>♪ Do do do do do ♪</i>

799
00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:27,356
So, let me ask you,

800
00:45:27,358 --> 00:45:29,292
would you like mint leaves
or mint syrup?

801
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:32,261
- Mint leaves is fine.
- That's a figure of speech,

802
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,230
what do you think this is
the fucking Hilton?

803
00:45:38,269 --> 00:45:40,036
- Ah...
- Ah.

804
00:45:47,178 --> 00:45:49,278
I got my eye on you.

805
00:45:56,221 --> 00:45:57,386
Hmm.

806
00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,797
How do you wanna do this?

807
00:46:08,800 --> 00:46:11,067
How do I not wanna do this?

808
00:46:31,122 --> 00:46:33,156
Hey, no, no, no.

809
00:46:33,158 --> 00:46:34,791
You got me, man.
You got me.

810
00:46:34,793 --> 00:46:37,426
Look, here it is, here it is.

811
00:46:37,428 --> 00:46:39,395
I'm putting it right down, OK?

812
00:47:30,949 --> 00:47:33,115
You're um...

813
00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:36,485
Pretty not terrible,
scamming those drinks like that.

814
00:47:39,891 --> 00:47:43,226
Oh, well, yeah.

815
00:47:43,228 --> 00:47:45,461
You weren't so awful yourself.

816
00:47:45,463 --> 00:47:48,497
You know, fucking up
all the orders and...

817
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:54,136
OK... 24, 24 bucks.

818
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:55,504
I've got 24 bucks.

819
00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:57,206
Twenty-four, that's it?

820
00:47:57,208 --> 00:47:59,375
What do you mean that's it?
What did you make?

821
00:47:59,377 --> 00:48:01,444
- Nineteen.
- That's it?

822
00:48:01,446 --> 00:48:03,045
He was watching me more,

823
00:48:03,047 --> 00:48:04,947
he knows that you're too dumb
to get away with anything.

824
00:48:04,949 --> 00:48:06,182
I made like twice
as much as you.

825
00:48:06,184 --> 00:48:07,917
You did not make twice
as much as me!

826
00:48:07,919 --> 00:48:09,185
- Are you holding out?
- No are you?

827
00:48:09,187 --> 00:48:10,152
- No.
- Are you lying?

828
00:48:10,154 --> 00:48:12,555
- No, are you?
- No!

829
00:48:17,462 --> 00:48:19,328
Forty-three bucks, OK.

830
00:48:19,330 --> 00:48:21,330
Forty-three bucks,
we got 43 bucks.

831
00:48:21,332 --> 00:48:23,532
We're six, six bucks short.

832
00:48:28,539 --> 00:48:31,440
Eye in the sky, bitches.

833
00:48:31,442 --> 00:48:34,644
I'm like Google Maps.

834
00:48:34,646 --> 00:48:36,946
- You're delirious, Kev.
- You're hallucinating.

835
00:48:36,948 --> 00:48:42,018
I heard the whole conversation,
I've been in this stall this whole time.

836
00:48:42,020 --> 00:48:44,253
You were standing the door the
whole time? That's creepy, man.

837
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:46,522
I heard you,
I fucking heard you!

838
00:48:59,404 --> 00:49:00,369
Fuck!

839
00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:01,704
Ah! Fuck, man!

840
00:49:01,706 --> 00:49:04,607
I knew you were gonna break.

841
00:49:04,609 --> 00:49:09,111
Both of you, give me back
the $43 that you stole from me.

842
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:13,950
And, Lacie, way to pay me back
for saving your life, fuck you.

843
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:15,551
And, Owen...

844
00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:22,091
I give up, man,
you're not my brother anymore.

845
00:49:22,093 --> 00:49:24,126
You just take, and you take,

846
00:49:24,128 --> 00:49:26,262
and you don't give a shit, man.

847
00:49:27,332 --> 00:49:29,699
You're just a fuck up.

848
00:49:29,701 --> 00:49:34,036
I give you a chance
and you fuck it up.

849
00:49:34,038 --> 00:49:38,007
And that's why I don't stoop and fall
for thinking that people can change.

850
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:44,013
There's no more chances.
Get out of my bar.

851
00:49:44,015 --> 00:49:47,984
Get out of my life.
Best of luck.

852
00:49:50,154 --> 00:49:52,355
Oh, yeah, and fuck you.

853
00:50:40,071 --> 00:50:41,270
What's wrong with you?

854
00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:44,140
Everything,
I'm a fuck up, remember?

855
00:50:44,142 --> 00:50:45,775
Well, if you're doing that thing
were you insult yourself

856
00:50:45,777 --> 00:50:47,710
to get me to disagree with you
it's not gonna work,

857
00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:49,745
because I do think
you're a fuck up.

858
00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,248
Shit, you're even
fucking that up.

859
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:57,420
It's too late
to buy wine you dumbass,

860
00:50:57,422 --> 00:50:59,188
all the liquor stores
are closed.

861
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:02,691
Hey, how do you even
have money for wine, huh?

862
00:51:02,693 --> 00:51:05,561
- You were holding out on me.
- Oh, god.

863
00:51:05,563 --> 00:51:07,163
Hey, hey, hey, fuck!

864
00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:08,731
In fact, how are you
gonna get a cab

865
00:51:08,733 --> 00:51:10,066
if you don't have any money?

866
00:51:10,068 --> 00:51:11,634
I'm not holding out on you.

867
00:51:11,636 --> 00:51:13,302
What are you gonna do?
You gonna stiff him?

868
00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:14,770
Yeah, OK.
You don't even the sack.

869
00:51:14,772 --> 00:51:16,739
I swear to God, if you're
fucking holding out on me

870
00:51:16,741 --> 00:51:18,474
- I'm gonna fight you so hard.
- Oh, you're gonna fight me,

871
00:51:18,476 --> 00:51:19,675
you're gonna fight me?
You're gonna...

872
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:21,644
All you do is fight and run,
and fight and run,

873
00:51:21,646 --> 00:51:22,812
it's your whole skillset!

874
00:51:22,814 --> 00:51:24,747
Fighting and running
and piss poor hand jobs!

875
00:51:24,749 --> 00:51:26,615
Yeah, well, at least
I do something!

876
00:51:26,617 --> 00:51:29,151
What do your booze brains
bring to the table, huh?

877
00:51:29,153 --> 00:51:31,120
Unless you count being
a pussy ass fuck up.

878
00:51:31,122 --> 00:51:33,622
You're the runner.
Pussy ass you.

879
00:51:33,624 --> 00:51:36,525
You're the least valuable
player here, LVP.

880
00:51:36,527 --> 00:51:39,261
Yeah, well, you'd run, too, if your
weren't too fucking dumb to think about it.

881
00:51:39,263 --> 00:51:41,097
And it's not called
being a pussy ass.

882
00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:43,799
It's called not taking any shit.
Try it some time.

883
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:48,237
Not taking any shit?
All there is, is shit!

884
00:51:48,673 --> 00:51:50,172
Fuck!

885
00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:52,308
You wouldn't last
five minutes without me.

886
00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:54,176
You were nothing
before I showed up,

887
00:51:54,178 --> 00:51:57,613
you're just a sad sack
rotting on a back-room mattress.

888
00:51:57,615 --> 00:51:59,148
Well, what am I now?

889
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:01,317
I'm a crazy person,
screaming in the street.

890
00:52:01,319 --> 00:52:04,887
Yeah, upgrade!
You need me!

891
00:52:07,291 --> 00:52:09,625
Best joke ever!
I need you.

892
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:12,828
OK. Fuck!

893
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:15,197
I hate this city!

894
00:52:15,199 --> 00:52:17,166
You know why else you need me?

895
00:52:18,202 --> 00:52:20,169
Hey, hey, hey.

896
00:52:21,506 --> 00:52:24,473
<i>♪ Do do do do
do do do do ♪</i>

897
00:52:24,475 --> 00:52:26,709
Oh, hi.

898
00:52:26,711 --> 00:52:28,744
Are you just gonna
stand there and look stupid?

899
00:52:28,746 --> 00:52:30,746
Oh, yeah, you're you.

900
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:40,489
So, where are you
two lovebirds heading?

901
00:52:40,491 --> 00:52:42,358
- No, no, we're not lovebirds.
- No!

902
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,195
OK, I didn't mean to pry.
Where are you off to?

903
00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:50,633
Um... Brockville.

904
00:52:50,635 --> 00:52:52,301
Is that near Cabbage town?

905
00:52:52,303 --> 00:52:54,870
Uh, no it's not a street,
it's a town.

906
00:52:54,872 --> 00:52:56,739
It's on the way to Ottawa.

907
00:52:56,741 --> 00:52:59,842
Oh, I'm sorry,
I can't go past the GTA.

908
00:52:59,844 --> 00:53:02,845
So what now, Doctor Professor?

909
00:53:07,485 --> 00:53:11,620
- Give me your money asshole!
- What the fuck?

910
00:53:11,622 --> 00:53:12,855
Sir, that's not funny.

911
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,456
No, no, yeah,
I'm not making jokes.

912
00:53:14,458 --> 00:53:15,591
- Give me your money.
- No, no, no.

913
00:53:15,593 --> 00:53:17,293
I... I am not with him.

914
00:53:17,295 --> 00:53:18,961
Can you please put
your curly knife away, sir?

915
00:53:18,963 --> 00:53:20,829
He's not gonna give you
any fucking money!

916
00:53:20,831 --> 00:53:22,398
Yes, he is gonna
give me his money.

917
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:23,666
No, I'm not gonna
give you any money.

918
00:53:23,668 --> 00:53:24,867
Why do you think they have

919
00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,502
this plastic fucking wall here?

920
00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:28,404
I'm gonna stab
the fuck through it.

921
00:53:28,406 --> 00:53:30,206
Sir, you cannot stab
through the glass.

922
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,974
You don't think
I'm gonna do it?

923
00:53:31,976 --> 00:53:33,776
- I just... you can't...
- You don't think I'm gonna do it?

924
00:53:33,778 --> 00:53:35,511
It's not a challenge, sir,
I'm not daring you.

925
00:53:35,513 --> 00:53:37,513
Just please do not stab
through the glass.

926
00:53:39,951 --> 00:53:43,252
- What the fuck?!
- Sir, sir, sir...

927
00:53:43,854 --> 00:53:45,521
What the fuck?!

928
00:53:53,931 --> 00:53:56,298
When did you guys
put plastic in here?

929
00:53:56,300 --> 00:53:58,367
It's new, actually, we just started
putting it into all the cars.

930
00:53:58,369 --> 00:54:01,237
- Of course you did.
- So where am I going, sir?

931
00:54:01,239 --> 00:54:04,506
I just want to get the fuck out
of this fucking city.

932
00:54:04,508 --> 00:54:05,908
I can't leave the GTA, sir.

933
00:54:05,910 --> 00:54:08,277
I know, I know
you can't, man.

934
00:54:08,279 --> 00:54:12,448
- Dude, how are you this dumb?
- I don't know.

935
00:54:15,553 --> 00:54:18,287
Just pull over anywhere, OK?

936
00:54:18,789 --> 00:54:20,723
Just pull...

937
00:54:20,725 --> 00:54:21,924
Here is good.

938
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:25,894
Buddy... Pull over anywhere,
we'll just get,

939
00:54:25,896 --> 00:54:28,897
we'll get out of your hair.

940
00:54:32,003 --> 00:54:32,935
Beardy.

941
00:54:32,937 --> 00:54:34,703
Beardy man.

942
00:54:34,705 --> 00:54:36,905
Anywhere you wanna pull over,
OK?

943
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:39,808
Oh, this is... great.

944
00:54:45,950 --> 00:54:47,716
Hey.

945
00:54:47,718 --> 00:54:49,885
That's $9.25, please.

946
00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:52,921
What?

947
00:54:52,923 --> 00:54:54,857
That's $9.25, please.

948
00:54:54,859 --> 00:54:58,394
Yeah, I don't know
how this was unclear.

949
00:54:58,396 --> 00:55:00,029
We don't have any money.

950
00:55:00,031 --> 00:55:03,432
Yeah, um, he just tried
to fucking rob you.

951
00:55:03,434 --> 00:55:05,634
Connect the dots, dude.

952
00:55:05,636 --> 00:55:11,407
Not paying is the same as
robbing, so it's $9.25 or prison.

953
00:55:13,944 --> 00:55:15,911
- No, no, no, no, no!
- No, no, no, no, no.

954
00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,580
- Please, do not do this.
- Just let us out of the car.

955
00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:20,416
Just fucking let me
out of the car.

956
00:55:20,418 --> 00:55:22,418
I don't know him.
I'll give you a hand job.

957
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:24,687
- You are clearly with him.
- No. No, not even a little bit.

958
00:55:24,689 --> 00:55:26,689
- You're clearly with him.
- Not even a little bit, I don't even know--

959
00:55:26,691 --> 00:55:28,824
Who you trying to kid?
You're clearly together.

960
00:55:28,825 --> 00:55:30,958
I will give you a fucking hand job,
man, just let me out of the car.

961
00:55:30,961 --> 00:55:33,062
I'm not interested in your
hand job, it's money or prison.

962
00:55:33,064 --> 00:55:34,997
We don't have any
fucking money, man!

963
00:55:34,999 --> 00:55:36,832
The only reason
I'm giving you a chance here

964
00:55:36,834 --> 00:55:38,634
is because I'm taking
pity on you.

965
00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:41,003
Now, you can pay me $9.25
or you can go to jail.

966
00:55:41,005 --> 00:55:42,771
You have 15 seconds
to decide.

967
00:55:42,773 --> 00:55:44,373
No!

968
00:55:45,076 --> 00:55:47,343
What? No!

969
00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:49,912
Let me the fuck out of here!

970
00:55:49,914 --> 00:55:52,414
What the fuck?

971
00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:56,085
What the fuck?

972
00:55:56,087 --> 00:55:57,519
No!

973
00:56:05,029 --> 00:56:08,497
And she calls me
a fucking pussy.

974
00:56:08,499 --> 00:56:11,467
Ow, ow, ow, ow!

975
00:56:11,469 --> 00:56:13,602
I... fucking you hate you!

976
00:56:13,604 --> 00:56:15,771
- I fucking hate you, too!
- Good!

977
00:56:15,773 --> 00:56:18,774
I hope you're the guy
that they rape fuck in prison!

978
00:56:18,776 --> 00:56:21,477
I'm sure I will be!

979
00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,812
Time's up,
what have you decided?

980
00:56:27,685 --> 00:56:29,518
Oh, fuck.

981
00:56:31,122 --> 00:56:33,389
Here's five bucks, OK.

982
00:56:38,596 --> 00:56:40,095
You did hold out on me.

983
00:56:40,097 --> 00:56:42,765
- It's $9.25.
- What?

984
00:56:42,767 --> 00:56:45,033
Nine dollars
and 25 cents please.

985
00:56:45,035 --> 00:56:48,170
No, look, that's all
the money we have, man.

986
00:56:48,172 --> 00:56:51,540
- I swear.
- Nine dollars and 25 cents or jail.

987
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:55,144
- OK.
- No, no, OK...

988
00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:58,046
Wait.

989
00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,529
Hey, look at that,
you both had money.

990
00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:17,199
Seventy-five cent tip
which is not quite 10%,

991
00:57:17,201 --> 00:57:19,835
which is about what
I would expect from you, so...

992
00:57:22,940 --> 00:57:25,140
Maybe I was wrong,
maybe you're not together.

993
00:57:42,760 --> 00:57:47,629
So, I guess this is
fuck you for good then.

994
00:57:50,634 --> 00:57:51,834
Yep.

995
00:57:54,605 --> 00:57:55,838
Well...

996
00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:59,074
Fuck you, I guess.

997
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:04,746
Fuck you, too.

998
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:35,911
<i>♪ The hardest part of living ♪</i>

999
00:58:35,913 --> 00:58:40,115
<i>♪ For a fool like me ♪</i>

1000
00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:44,086
<i>♪ Is a loving a woman ♪</i>

1001
00:58:44,088 --> 00:58:48,957
<i>♪ From a thousand miles
across the sea ♪</i>

1002
00:58:48,959 --> 00:58:52,127
<i>♪ Whether she's still waiting ♪</i>

1003
00:58:52,129 --> 00:58:56,231
<i>♪ Oh, baby, I'll never know ♪</i>

1004
00:58:57,568 --> 00:58:59,635
<i>♪ Oh, will she still love me ♪</i>

1005
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:04,273
<i>♪ Or want me to go? ♪</i>

1006
00:59:05,609 --> 00:59:08,710
<i>♪ The hardest part of living ♪</i>

1007
00:59:08,712 --> 00:59:11,680
What the fuck
are you looking at?

1008
00:59:13,050 --> 00:59:14,716
You.

1009
00:59:17,087 --> 00:59:21,023
<i>♪ In such goddamn misery ♪</i>

1010
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:25,294
<i>♪ My darling, baby ♪</i>

1011
00:59:25,296 --> 00:59:29,231
<i>♪ I'm missing
your tender touch ♪</i>

1012
00:59:29,233 --> 00:59:33,702
<i>♪ Won't you come on now,
sugar? ♪</i>

1013
00:59:33,704 --> 00:59:37,739
<i>♪ Tell me you love me much ♪</i>

1014
00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,144
Hey, looking for someone?

1015
00:59:42,980 --> 00:59:45,781
No, what, no, who? No.

1016
00:59:45,783 --> 00:59:49,117
Look at you being all stealthy.

1017
00:59:49,119 --> 00:59:53,121
Sneaking around like
a little Carmen Sandiego.

1018
00:59:53,123 --> 00:59:55,657
I just...
need to use the bathroom.

1019
00:59:55,659 --> 00:59:57,059
OK, I smell like
a Chinese food dumpster.

1020
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:58,660
Yeah, any port
in a storm, right?

1021
00:59:58,662 --> 01:00:00,963
Hey, hey, whoa, easy.

1022
01:00:00,965 --> 01:00:03,765
We both know why
you're here, right?

1023
01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:06,935
Somebody needs
her vitamins, right?

1024
01:00:06,937 --> 01:00:10,739
Don't worry, these little babies
are gonna pick you up,

1025
01:00:10,741 --> 01:00:14,876
they're gonna dust you off
and gonna set you right as rain.

1026
01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,246
Yeah, gotta let the world
be your oyster,

1027
01:00:18,248 --> 01:00:22,918
and you are the motherfucking
oyster shucker, right?

1028
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:26,822
As soon as
I fucking get this open,

1029
01:00:26,824 --> 01:00:30,392
then you can fucking shuck the
whole world like your oyster.

1030
01:00:30,394 --> 01:00:31,860
Fucking...

1031
01:00:33,697 --> 01:00:35,297
You're gonna have to do that.

1032
01:00:37,301 --> 01:00:38,967
I'm good.

1033
01:00:41,105 --> 01:00:43,872
You're good? Huh?

1034
01:00:43,874 --> 01:00:46,375
Is that... Is that what
you just said to me?

1035
01:00:46,377 --> 01:00:48,010
You're good?

1036
01:00:49,346 --> 01:00:50,812
Sorry.

1037
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,218
What I meant to say
was fuck you,

1038
01:00:56,220 --> 01:00:58,320
you drunk driving motherfucker.

1039
01:00:58,322 --> 01:01:01,223
The only reason that you shake
is because you're scared

1040
01:01:01,225 --> 01:01:03,225
that people will find out
that you are a piece of shit.

1041
01:01:03,227 --> 01:01:05,327
Well, guess what,
you are a piece of shit.

1042
01:01:05,329 --> 01:01:07,929
You piece of shit
and fuck you.

1043
01:01:07,931 --> 01:01:10,065
- Let go!
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1044
01:01:10,067 --> 01:01:12,067
It's all right,
it's all right, it's OK...

1045
01:01:12,069 --> 01:01:15,070
Come on, come on,
just sit down, all right.

1046
01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,674
See, you're not gonna hit me.

1047
01:01:19,076 --> 01:01:20,909
Are you?

1048
01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:23,879
'Cause you know that I'm all
you've got in the world.

1049
01:01:24,848 --> 01:01:26,381
OK. Maybe I've been

1050
01:01:26,383 --> 01:01:28,316
too hard on you,
I will concede that.

1051
01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:31,019
But let's just put
all that behind us, you know.

1052
01:01:31,021 --> 01:01:35,223
Like, bygones under the bridge
and all that shit, right?

1053
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:40,328
It's time to recognize we've
gotta get the band back together.

1054
01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:43,832
Here we go.
Now, let momma bird feed her young.

1055
01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:48,336
Good. There.

1056
01:01:58,949 --> 01:02:01,817
No, no, it's not breaking and
entering, if it's my mattress!

1057
01:02:04,888 --> 01:02:07,155
- Paulie, what the hell?
- Turn around, all right.

1058
01:02:07,157 --> 01:02:09,124
Can't you see we're in
a rebuilding phase here?

1059
01:02:09,126 --> 01:02:10,759
Jesus Christ, man,
leave her alone.

1060
01:02:10,761 --> 01:02:12,294
Be somewhere else.

1061
01:02:12,296 --> 01:02:14,296
Hey,
what don't you understand?

1062
01:02:14,298 --> 01:02:15,897
I will carve a doodle
in your face

1063
01:02:15,899 --> 01:02:18,734
and it will be by accident,
all right?

1064
01:02:20,270 --> 01:02:25,040
I'm... I'm sorry, what the fuck
are you looking at?

1065
01:02:25,976 --> 01:02:27,275
Hmm?

1066
01:02:30,514 --> 01:02:32,914
Oh, yeah, there you go.

1067
01:02:32,916 --> 01:02:35,951
Slink away,
you pussy-ass piece of shit.

1068
01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:37,919
Fucking Eeyore
looking motherfucker.

1069
01:02:47,397 --> 01:02:48,764
OK...

1070
01:02:51,335 --> 01:02:52,501
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1071
01:02:52,503 --> 01:02:55,937
Oh, God.

1072
01:02:55,939 --> 01:02:59,241
One second, one second,
one second, one second...

1073
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,176
Wait, wait, wait.

1074
01:03:13,090 --> 01:03:15,857
- I thought you ran off.
- Came back.

1075
01:03:15,859 --> 01:03:18,493
It's not every day I get
to see you not be a pussy.

1076
01:03:18,495 --> 01:03:20,962
All right, Paul, you need to...

1077
01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,130
Fuck, Jesus.

1078
01:03:22,132 --> 01:03:23,832
Oh, fuck.

1079
01:03:23,834 --> 01:03:27,803
Oh! Oh, fuck is something
to know about.

1080
01:03:27,805 --> 01:03:29,137
What do you wanna do
with this fuck face?

1081
01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:33,542
I don't know. I mean,
we've got a corkscrew.

1082
01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:35,010
- Oh, yeah.
- Hacksaw.

1083
01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:36,545
Chablis!
Oh, thank God.

1084
01:03:36,547 --> 01:03:39,414
Go, go, go, pow,
sick these fuckers, get 'em.

1085
01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:40,882
Fuck 'em up.

1086
01:03:42,386 --> 01:03:44,953
Can I get a white Russian,
Kevin?

1087
01:03:44,955 --> 01:03:47,189
Yes, yes, you may.

1088
01:03:47,191 --> 01:03:50,158
Fuck, can you fucking...

1089
01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,863
Hey, hey.

1090
01:03:54,865 --> 01:03:57,432
You will never fuck with anyone
in this bar again.

1091
01:03:57,434 --> 01:03:59,601
You will never carry
that knife ever again.

1092
01:03:59,603 --> 01:04:01,837
And you will never touch
Lacie ever again.

1093
01:04:01,839 --> 01:04:03,471
I can't really control
my touches, so...

1094
01:04:03,473 --> 01:04:08,210
Oh, fuck, fuck, OK, OK, OK,
no more bad touches.

1095
01:04:08,212 --> 01:04:10,378
And another thing...

1096
01:04:10,380 --> 01:04:14,516
This here is my golden chap.

1097
01:04:14,518 --> 01:04:16,384
Handshake.

1098
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:19,888
This here is my
golden handshake.

1099
01:04:21,491 --> 01:04:23,258
That's it?

1100
01:04:23,260 --> 01:04:26,127
You're not gonna claw my face
or bash my balls in

1101
01:04:26,129 --> 01:04:28,396
or anything like that?

1102
01:04:28,398 --> 01:04:31,166
- Nope.
- Really?

1103
01:04:35,939 --> 01:04:37,873
All right,
wait, wait, wait, please.

1104
01:04:37,875 --> 01:04:40,542
Just give me,
just let me say this, all right.

1105
01:04:40,544 --> 01:04:44,012
I know that I tried too hard,
that's always been my problem,

1106
01:04:44,014 --> 01:04:47,415
but, you know
maybe it's because...

1107
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:49,651
I'm scared that people
aren't gonna like me--

1108
01:04:49,653 --> 01:04:53,221
- Get your shit together.
- Thank you, all right.

1109
01:04:53,223 --> 01:04:54,556
That's fair.

1110
01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,124
How you doing, you all right?

1111
01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:58,460
No, I smell like
a garbage truck.

1112
01:04:58,462 --> 01:05:00,262
- OK.
- Wow!

1113
01:05:00,264 --> 01:05:03,265
You kind of did something
for someone else there.

1114
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,066
I'm proud of you, brother.

1115
01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,368
Fifty bucks!

1116
01:05:07,104 --> 01:05:09,137
What?

1117
01:05:09,139 --> 01:05:11,506
- Fifty bucks.
- Told you I'd make you fuck that napkin, bro.

1118
01:05:11,508 --> 01:05:15,277
Oh, fuck you, for real?
You're gonna hold me to that?

1119
01:05:15,279 --> 01:05:19,080
Uh, hold you to a promise
you made your brother, yeah.

1120
01:05:19,082 --> 01:05:22,484
No, no, don't do that.
Don't emphasize promise and brother

1121
01:05:22,486 --> 01:05:24,052
like it means something
to you.

1122
01:05:24,054 --> 01:05:26,054
Look, you wanted me gone.

1123
01:05:26,056 --> 01:05:30,058
This is... now you got it,
this is your going away gift.

1124
01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:34,562
My going gift is you leaving
and me paying for half?

1125
01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:36,131
You're welcome.

1126
01:05:36,133 --> 01:05:37,432
That... fuck you,

1127
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,000
that doesn't
make any fucking sense.

1128
01:05:39,002 --> 01:05:41,036
Owen, I only said that I...

1129
01:05:43,440 --> 01:05:45,407
You know what, fine, go.

1130
01:05:45,409 --> 01:05:50,412
You wanna go, fucking go, get out of
my fucking bar, you fucking prick.

1131
01:05:50,414 --> 01:05:53,715
I hope your bus flips
and you fucking die.

1132
01:05:53,717 --> 01:05:56,584
You know, this is like,
this is like having a cyst removed.

1133
01:05:56,586 --> 01:05:59,454
This is like having
a skin tag burned off.

1134
01:05:59,456 --> 01:06:02,724
This is like being born a
hunchback and the doctor saying,

1135
01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,993
"Kevin, guess what,
we cured that shit.

1136
01:06:04,995 --> 01:06:06,494
Here you go, hump gone."

1137
01:06:06,496 --> 01:06:08,096
"What, I don't have
to walk around

1138
01:06:08,098 --> 01:06:12,534
with this fucking lump
on my back anymore?"

1139
01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:14,970
"Nope, that's gone,
that'll be 50 bucks."

1140
01:06:14,972 --> 01:06:18,707
Well, that's a fucking deal.
That is a fucking bargain.

1141
01:06:18,709 --> 01:06:21,076
That's the best money
I've ever spent.

1142
01:06:21,078 --> 01:06:23,111
So, good fucking riddance.

1143
01:06:28,218 --> 01:06:30,318
We've gotta have
a goodbye drink.

1144
01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,354
Hey?

1145
01:06:32,356 --> 01:06:33,355
Kev, I'm buying.

1146
01:06:33,357 --> 01:06:35,223
I'm buying a round.

1147
01:06:36,026 --> 01:06:38,226
No, I'm buying.

1148
01:06:38,228 --> 01:06:40,628
- Wow.
- Nothing but the best.

1149
01:06:52,009 --> 01:06:53,641
To new starts.

1150
01:06:56,747 --> 01:06:58,246
Cheers.

1151
01:07:01,551 --> 01:07:03,551
What the fuck is that?

1152
01:07:04,721 --> 01:07:07,522
Some asshole replaced it
with soda pop.

1153
01:07:11,294 --> 01:07:13,161
Gonna miss you.

1154
01:07:15,766 --> 01:07:19,567
I tell you, I am not gonna
miss this fucking city.

1155
01:07:19,569 --> 01:07:21,536
Man, all the honking
and hustling,

1156
01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,638
I don't care how gross
that house is.

1157
01:07:23,640 --> 01:07:26,341
All the fucking cat shit is
better than this fucking place.

1158
01:07:26,343 --> 01:07:27,642
Fuck you, city!

1159
01:07:27,644 --> 01:07:32,313
<i>♪ 'Cause I know I'm done here ♪</i>

1160
01:07:33,817 --> 01:07:36,217
Hey, give me the money
for a second.

1161
01:07:36,219 --> 01:07:37,419
Over my dead murdered body.

1162
01:07:37,421 --> 01:07:38,586
No, look,
I just wanna a toonie.

1163
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,088
All right, it's a hundred bucks
in there,

1164
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,122
we've got two bucks extra.

1165
01:07:41,124 --> 01:07:42,290
I just want a toonie,
that's it,

1166
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:43,758
just give me... a toonie.

1167
01:07:46,229 --> 01:07:50,298
- OK, just give me...
- Wait, no, fuck you back on.

1168
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:53,468
I know what you want, Boozy,
half this fucking toonie is mine.

1169
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:56,271
I don't want to buy booze
with the toonie, asshole.

1170
01:07:56,273 --> 01:08:00,742
I just wanna go and I just
wanna do something real quick.

1171
01:08:03,847 --> 01:08:06,781
Besides you ever been drunk on a bus?
It's the fucking worst.

1172
01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,118
<i>♪ This time ♪</i>

1173
01:08:10,120 --> 01:08:14,589
<i>♪ Won't leave all this behind ♪</i>

1174
01:08:14,591 --> 01:08:20,428
<i>♪ Yeah, I won't leave
all this behind ♪</i>

1175
01:08:20,430 --> 01:08:25,266
<i>♪ Leave all this behind ♪</i>

1176
01:08:34,778 --> 01:08:38,313
Oh, man, thanks so much,
that's great.

1177
01:08:38,315 --> 01:08:39,848
Whoa, whoa,
what are you doing?

1178
01:08:43,186 --> 01:08:44,586
Motherfuckers!

1179
01:08:47,290 --> 01:08:49,290
<i>♪ I'm saved ♪</i>

1180
01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:52,293
<i>♪ Right on time ♪</i>

1181
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,362
<i>♪ I looked up
to the Lord above ♪</i>

1182
01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:57,332
<i>♪ And I finally
see some light ♪</i>

1183
01:08:57,334 --> 01:08:59,300
<i>♪ I'm saved ♪</i>

1184
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,669
<i>♪ May I have some wine? ♪</i>

1185
01:09:01,671 --> 01:09:03,805
<i>♪ It's been
a long lonely road ♪</i>

1186
01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:09,177
<i>♪ And I'll leave it
all behind ♪</i>

1187
01:09:09,179 --> 01:09:14,516
<i>♪ Ooh ♪</i>

1188
01:09:16,686 --> 01:09:18,653
<i>♪ Save me ♪</i>

1189
01:09:29,199 --> 01:09:30,565
What time is it?

1190
01:09:30,567 --> 01:09:32,834
Let me just check
my Casio here...

1191
01:09:32,836 --> 01:09:34,235
How the fuck should I know?

1192
01:09:34,237 --> 01:09:35,737
Your made-up watch
is a Casio?

1193
01:09:35,739 --> 01:09:37,605
Way to dream big.

1194
01:09:38,942 --> 01:09:40,441
Fuck you.

1195
01:09:40,443 --> 01:09:43,645
Yeah, fuck you, too.
It's 12:30.

1196
01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:46,314
What?

1197
01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,350
We leave in 20 minutes.

1198
01:09:50,620 --> 01:09:56,524
OK. Yeah, OK,
that's... soon.

1199
01:09:56,526 --> 01:09:58,726
Yeah, I mean, good, right?

1200
01:09:58,728 --> 01:10:01,396
I mean,
I hate waiting for stuff.

1201
01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:03,431
Yeah, me too.

1202
01:10:04,367 --> 01:10:06,568
Leave this shithole behind.

1203
01:10:06,570 --> 01:10:09,270
- New start.
- Yeah, everything different.

1204
01:10:09,272 --> 01:10:11,906
- Different everything.
- Sorry, excuse us.

1205
01:10:11,908 --> 01:10:14,676
- Hi.
- Hi, yeah we're sorry to bother you.

1206
01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,545
We're looking for Union Station,
but we got confused.

1207
01:10:17,547 --> 01:10:20,882
- We're late for our train.
- You see this a bus station,

1208
01:10:20,884 --> 01:10:24,519
but apparently the trains
go into Union Station, I guess.

1209
01:10:24,521 --> 01:10:26,254
Could you show us
where that is on the map?

1210
01:10:26,256 --> 01:10:30,325
- Yeah.
- Yeah, sure thing, guys.

1211
01:10:30,327 --> 01:10:33,561
OK, you're right here on the corner of
fuck you and figure it out yourself.

1212
01:10:33,563 --> 01:10:36,464
Oh, yeah, and you know what else you
should check out while you're in town?

1213
01:10:36,466 --> 01:10:39,367
It's called the brain clinic, so you can
figure out how fucking stupid you are.

1214
01:10:39,369 --> 01:10:41,302
You can't read
a fucking map.

1215
01:10:41,304 --> 01:10:43,871
Yeah, also, check out the
shoe museum while you're here.

1216
01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:46,674
- Why the shoe museum?
- 'Cause it's for fucking losers!

1217
01:10:46,676 --> 01:10:47,875
- Jesus Christ!
- Oh.

1218
01:10:47,877 --> 01:10:48,977
I'm sorry.

1219
01:10:48,979 --> 01:10:50,378
No, you know what,
forget it.

1220
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:51,813
Don't worry about it.

1221
01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,615
You and this city
deserve each other.

1222
01:10:53,617 --> 01:10:56,417
- Way to represent.
- Oh, OK, yeah, yeah.

1223
01:10:56,419 --> 01:10:59,320
- We deserve each other.
- Fuck you.

1224
01:10:59,889 --> 01:11:01,489
Way to represent.

1225
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:02,624
Fucking we deserve each other,

1226
01:11:02,626 --> 01:11:03,758
what does that even mean?

1227
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:05,326
Represent what?

1228
01:11:05,328 --> 01:11:06,628
Represent getting
the fuck out of here, baby.

1229
01:11:06,630 --> 01:11:08,496
I'll fucking represent
these nuts.

1230
01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:11,833
You know what?

1231
01:11:11,835 --> 01:11:13,901
That is just unbelievable.

1232
01:11:25,548 --> 01:11:26,781
You know what, fuck this.

1233
01:11:26,783 --> 01:11:29,917
- Hey.
- Hey, hey, map guys.

1234
01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:32,287
We're gonna help you
with your stupid problem.

1235
01:11:32,289 --> 01:11:34,022
Come on, we'll show you
where to go, we promise.

1236
01:11:34,024 --> 01:11:35,923
- Yeah, yeah.
- We promise, we're not gonna bite.

1237
01:11:35,925 --> 01:11:37,992
- OK, thank you.
- OK.

1238
01:11:37,994 --> 01:11:39,927
Right, you're here.

1239
01:11:39,929 --> 01:11:41,529
You wanna go down
to Bay and Front,

1240
01:11:41,531 --> 01:11:43,898
- that's it, home free.
- Bam. Bam.

1241
01:11:43,900 --> 01:11:45,933
- Oh, thank you so much.
- Amazing!

1242
01:11:45,935 --> 01:11:47,935
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- You two are amazing,

1243
01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:49,070
good luck in all
your future endeavors.

1244
01:11:49,072 --> 01:11:51,939
- Take care.
- Bye.

1245
01:11:52,676 --> 01:11:54,008
We showed them.

1246
01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,681
- Who showed who?
- Mm-hmm.

1247
01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,050
- Yeah. OK.
- OK.

1248
01:12:03,520 --> 01:12:04,852
Two tickets
to Brockville, please?

1249
01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:06,454
Ninety-eight bucks, right?

1250
01:12:06,456 --> 01:12:10,325
Uh, yes, that's correct.

1251
01:12:12,028 --> 01:12:15,363
Dude,
do you have the envelope?

1252
01:12:15,365 --> 01:12:18,666
- I... No, I don't...
- I don't have it.

1253
01:12:18,668 --> 01:12:20,668
- So, obviously--
- Are you fucking serious?

1254
01:12:20,670 --> 01:12:22,904
- Sir.
- Don't, no...

1255
01:12:22,906 --> 01:12:25,640
No, no, no, I must have given it to
you, I must have given it to you.

1256
01:12:25,642 --> 01:12:27,008
- What do you mean?
- I must have given it...

1257
01:12:27,010 --> 01:12:29,194
No, you said I was too stupid
to carry it, remember?

1258
01:12:29,195 --> 01:12:31,379
- You said over your dead little body, you said.
- Yeah, no, I don't have it.

1259
01:12:31,381 --> 01:12:32,613
- I don't have it.
- You just had it!

1260
01:12:32,615 --> 01:12:34,749
I don't have it now!

1261
01:12:37,087 --> 01:12:39,754
Oh, no, no, no, no.

1262
01:12:39,756 --> 01:12:41,823
Those dumb tourists, fuck.

1263
01:12:41,825 --> 01:12:44,025
When... when we were
showing them the map.

1264
01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:47,395
Sir, could you and your
girlfriend please step aside

1265
01:12:47,397 --> 01:12:49,397
so that I'll be available
to assist people

1266
01:12:49,399 --> 01:12:51,666
who are actually
going somewhere.

1267
01:13:00,443 --> 01:13:04,145
- You dumb fuck.
- Oh, like you sniffed out them.

1268
01:13:04,147 --> 01:13:06,948
- Stupid dumb fuck.
- OK, I'm stupid and dumb.

1269
01:13:06,950 --> 01:13:08,783
That's a real one-two punch.

1270
01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,752
Oh, what about
the one-two punch

1271
01:13:10,754 --> 01:13:12,553
of me punching you
and then punching you again?

1272
01:13:12,555 --> 01:13:14,088
Oh, now you're a rough houser?

1273
01:13:14,090 --> 01:13:16,891
Wow, you throw one half a bike,
at one guy, one time!

1274
01:13:16,893 --> 01:13:19,660
- To save you!
- You didn't save shit!

1275
01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,462
You are shit.

1276
01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:23,431
I knew it the moment that
you stiffed me on that hand job.

1277
01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:25,032
You stiffed me
on that hand job!

1278
01:13:25,034 --> 01:13:27,602
Oh, OK, yeah, my poor penis,
my poor little penis.

1279
01:13:27,604 --> 01:13:29,537
You are the least valuable
player here, LVP!

1280
01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:32,974
No, LVP you! I am the hustler,
you are the fuck up.

1281
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,176
You are the weak link,
I am the brains.

1282
01:13:35,178 --> 01:13:37,078
You know what, those losers
were right about you,

1283
01:13:37,080 --> 01:13:39,480
you belong to this city
'cause you're both assholes.

1284
01:13:39,482 --> 01:13:41,983
Me? You should marry
this shit suck city,

1285
01:13:41,985 --> 01:13:43,718
you're perfect for each other!

1286
01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:46,721
- You know what, fuck you!
- Fuck you, you!

1287
01:14:03,006 --> 01:14:04,939
OK, OK, ready, go.

1288
01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:07,542
- Dog-napping.
- You're an idiot.

1289
01:14:07,544 --> 01:14:09,076
Oops, no wait,
that's three words,

1290
01:14:09,078 --> 01:14:10,645
does that mess up
the brainstorming?

1291
01:14:10,647 --> 01:14:12,180
I'm just saying
rich people have dogs,

1292
01:14:12,182 --> 01:14:14,115
you take one
and you leave a note.

1293
01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:16,017
What are you guys
talking about?

1294
01:14:16,019 --> 01:14:18,019
Oh, we're gonna buy
the bar popcorn machine,

1295
01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,787
it's gonna solve
all our problems.

1296
01:14:19,789 --> 01:14:21,222
We can't afford
a popcorn machine.

1297
01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,090
Duh, that's why
we're stealing a dog.

1298
01:14:23,092 --> 01:14:25,126
Wait, how we will know
where to send the ransom note?

1299
01:14:25,128 --> 01:14:27,662
Ooh, right, OK,
so we leave the note.

1300
01:14:27,664 --> 01:14:29,630
How will they contact us?

1301
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:30,798
Right.

1302
01:14:30,800 --> 01:14:33,067
You could get a PO box.

1303
01:14:33,069 --> 01:14:36,471
Yes, Kevin coming through
with the big ideas.

1304
01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:38,940
I love it. That's totally
what we're gonna do,

1305
01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,042
we're getting ourselves
a PO box, done, bam.

1306
01:14:41,044 --> 01:14:44,545
Except you can't afford one
and you don't know what it is.

1307
01:14:45,048 --> 01:14:46,547
Right.

1308
01:14:47,750 --> 01:14:49,083
What about a meat truck?

1309
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,152
I like...
well, I need more information.

1310
01:14:51,154 --> 01:14:53,187
I see one everyday
down the street at the butchers.

1311
01:14:53,189 --> 01:14:54,989
When the guy goes in
to make his delivery,

1312
01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:57,024
we just sneak right in there
and steal a side of beef.

1313
01:14:57,026 --> 01:14:59,026
Wait, who is gonna buy
a side of beef?

1314
01:14:59,028 --> 01:15:01,028
How much?

1315
01:15:02,699 --> 01:15:04,832
- Twenty bucks.
- Yeah, I'd buy that.

1316
01:15:04,834 --> 01:15:06,901
See, Cerebral would buy it.

1317
01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:09,237
I mean, Paul.

1318
01:15:10,106 --> 01:15:12,640
Thank you.

1319
01:15:12,642 --> 01:15:15,643
Can you top up
my White Russian, Kevin?

1320
01:15:15,645 --> 01:15:17,612
Yep.

1321
01:15:17,614 --> 01:15:18,846
I'll get it.

1322
01:15:18,848 --> 01:15:20,181
Lacie'll get it.

1323
01:15:20,183 --> 01:15:22,149
You know who's really
asking for it?

1324
01:15:22,151 --> 01:15:24,919
You know that black kid
selling chocolate almonds.

1325
01:15:24,921 --> 01:15:26,153
He's gotta have, like,
50 bucks on him.

1326
01:15:26,155 --> 01:15:28,022
Oh, down on... Sherborne.

1327
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,624
- Yeah, yeah.
- That kid's a shark.

1328
01:15:29,626 --> 01:15:30,892
Right?

1329
01:15:52,916 --> 01:15:54,882
We could do that map scam?

1330
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,984
Pretend that we're tourists.

1331
01:15:59,923 --> 01:16:01,589
Nobody'd believe it.

1332
01:16:07,997 --> 01:16:09,664
Motherfuck.

1333
01:16:12,035 --> 01:16:14,168
<i>♪ Undertaker, take me under ♪</i>

1334
01:16:14,170 --> 01:16:19,574
How about we charge
people to enter the public pool?

1335
01:16:20,944 --> 01:16:22,810
Oh, yeah,
'cause they think...

1336
01:16:22,812 --> 01:16:24,679
They won't know
that it's not free.

1337
01:16:24,681 --> 01:16:26,280
It just says public, it doesn't
say free, motherfucker.

1338
01:16:26,282 --> 01:16:28,082
Wait, we'll put on uniforms...

1339
01:16:28,084 --> 01:16:34,655
<i>♪ Undertake, take me under
oceans of oil ♪</i>

1340
01:16:34,657 --> 01:16:38,793
<i>♪ I'll be throwing a
thousand blades of grass ♪</i>

1341
01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:41,295
<i>♪ Through the soil ♪</i>

1342
01:16:41,297 --> 01:16:48,135
<i>♪ Even though we're all
gonna die here ♪</i>

1343
01:16:48,137 --> 01:16:54,241
<i>♪ You're my kind, dear ♪</i>

1344
01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:56,844
- But do we make the pierogi's?
- No, yeah, yeah,

1345
01:16:56,846 --> 01:16:58,879
we don't even have to put anything
in them that's the whole thing.

1346
01:16:58,881 --> 01:17:00,848
Well, then it's not a fucking
pierogi, it's a piece of dough.

1347
01:17:00,850 --> 01:17:02,016
No.

1348
01:17:02,018 --> 01:17:04,919
Whoa, what the fuck?

1349
01:17:08,992 --> 01:17:12,093
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't... don't touch me.

1350
01:17:12,095 --> 01:17:15,029
OK. "To whom it may concern,
Please take good care

1351
01:17:15,031 --> 01:17:16,998
of my precious little darling.
She is the light of my life,

1352
01:17:17,000 --> 01:17:18,332
I know you will
give her a better..."

1353
01:17:18,334 --> 01:17:19,967
Yeah, OK, buddy.

1354
01:17:19,969 --> 01:17:23,104
Yeah, cool, asshole.
What?

1355
01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,805
Who are you?

1356
01:17:26,409 --> 01:17:30,811
Oh, yeah. OK, cool, bro,
yeah, go be fucking cute.

1357
01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:34,315
- Oh, fuck your cute face.
- You motherfucker. Goddamn you.

1358
01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:36,250
- You fucking cute-faced, bitch.
- You look at me...

1359
01:17:36,252 --> 01:17:38,919
- Don't... Stop, stop, stop!
- No, no, no, don't do that.

1360
01:17:38,921 --> 01:17:40,855
Goddammit, do not play me.
I play you now.

1361
01:17:40,857 --> 01:17:42,423
I love your fucking
stupid bitch face.

1362
01:17:42,425 --> 01:17:44,358
We're gonna fucking take of you,
see how you like that.

1363
01:17:44,360 --> 01:17:46,160
Oh, yeah, fuck your mom.

1364
01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:52,266
<i>♪ Undertaker, take me
under oceans of oil ♪</i>

1365
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:56,837
<i>♪ I'll be throwing a
thousand blades of grass ♪</i>

1366
01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:59,340
<i>♪ Through the soil ♪</i>

1367
01:17:59,342 --> 01:18:06,147
<i>♪ Even though we're all
gonna die here ♪</i>

1368
01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:12,720
<i>♪ You're my kind, dear ♪</i>

1369
01:18:15,892 --> 01:18:22,697
<i>♪ Dandelion, blow my seed
out into the sun ♪</i>

1370
01:18:22,699 --> 01:18:29,370
<i>♪ I'll take the breeze
to bake sales to see everyone ♪</i>

1371
01:18:29,372 --> 01:18:36,043
<i>♪ Even though
we're all gonna die here ♪</i>

1372
01:18:36,045 --> 01:18:43,050
<i>♪ You're my kind, dear ♪</i>

1373
01:19:12,515 --> 01:19:19,453
<i>♪ Several billion people
living under the stars ♪</i>

1374
01:19:19,455 --> 01:19:21,822
<i>♪ Most you'll never meet ♪</i>

1375
01:19:21,824 --> 01:19:26,026
<i>♪ They'll never know
who you are ♪</i>

1376
01:19:26,028 --> 01:19:33,033
<i>♪ Even though they're all
gonna die here ♪</i>

1377
01:19:36,239 --> 01:19:42,810
<i>♪ You're their kind, dear ♪</i>

1378
01:19:42,812 --> 01:19:49,483
<i>♪ You're their kind, dear ♪</i>

1379
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:56,090
<i>♪ You're their kind ♪</i>

1380
01:19:56,092 --> 01:19:59,059
<i>♪ Dear ♪</i>

1381
01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,328
<i>♪ Whoo ♪</i>