0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Youbetcash.com Situs Taruhan Online Terpercaya 1 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:35,201 So, I looked at a bunch of houses, and I think I've found the best one. 2 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,245 It's perfect. I'm gonna send you the link. 3 00:00:37,370 --> 00:00:39,122 And then, we should just go ahead and get it 4 00:00:39,205 --> 00:00:40,373 'cause it's the best one. 5 00:00:40,457 --> 00:00:42,208 Abby, the house looks amazing, 6 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,960 and the thought of a trip is exciting, 7 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:47,130 but turning 50 is so not a big deal to me. 8 00:00:47,672 --> 00:00:50,467 I had a patient this week who is in knots about turning 40. 9 00:00:50,759 --> 00:00:53,803 The feedback I offered her, as corny as it sounds, is: 10 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,889 "Age is truly just a number." 11 00:00:56,014 --> 00:00:58,266 I mean, you're only as old as you feel, right? 12 00:00:58,349 --> 00:00:59,601 Why stress about it? 13 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,394 Fuck, that's hot! 14 00:01:01,644 --> 00:01:02,771 I always love Hawaii. 15 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:05,231 You know what? I catered Jack Johnson's birthday party, 16 00:01:05,315 --> 00:01:06,691 and he said I could use his beach house there. 17 00:01:06,775 --> 00:01:08,777 Okay, here are my top picks: Napa... 18 00:01:09,527 --> 00:01:11,404 a resort in Arizona, or Napa. 19 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:13,865 Well, all I can say is thank God you're planning this, 20 00:01:13,948 --> 00:01:17,368 'cause you know Brian is not gonna do shit for her 50th. 21 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:19,829 You know Brian would just take her to Macaroni Grill, 22 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:22,999 and then she'd have to drive home because he had too much to drink. 23 00:01:23,124 --> 00:01:24,209 Fucking Brian. 24 00:01:24,501 --> 00:01:26,461 Oh, my God, this trip sounds so fun. 25 00:01:26,544 --> 00:01:28,213 And it's so great everyone can get together. 26 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,465 -You're coming, right? -No. 27 00:01:30,799 --> 00:01:33,384 Mama needs to rock out with her cock out. 28 00:01:33,843 --> 00:01:37,222 Also, Mama needs to stop referring to herself in the third person. 29 00:01:37,514 --> 00:01:39,516 And maybe ease up on the cock drops. 30 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:42,102 I just want this to feel like a regular vacation. 31 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:44,521 You know, like... just sit around, talk 32 00:01:44,604 --> 00:01:46,981 and drink wine and laugh and... wear muumuus... 33 00:01:47,065 --> 00:01:49,943 And just somewhere in there, I'll just kind of slide into 50. 34 00:01:50,026 --> 00:01:52,195 You know, I just want it to be super chill, 35 00:01:52,278 --> 00:01:53,696 -no big deal-- -Die! 36 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:56,157 Brian, could you turn that down? 37 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,202 No, I'm sorry, Rebecca, but it is officially a big deal. 38 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:01,371 It's your half-centennial. 39 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,665 I'm not gonna let this go by without doing something big. 40 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:06,501 Okay... I'm gonna cut my bangs. 41 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:09,587 I really wanna make this work. Honestly, I'm just so grateful 42 00:02:09,671 --> 00:02:12,048 that you guys still want me to come after I bailed on the last one. 43 00:02:12,340 --> 00:02:16,136 God, it's just, like, the flying and that random house, you know? 44 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,929 It just, like, gives me anxiety. 45 00:02:18,221 --> 00:02:20,682 Other people's bathrooms... Oh, God! 46 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:22,600 Weird bedspreads... 47 00:02:22,684 --> 00:02:24,727 You... do still want me to come, right? 48 00:02:25,019 --> 00:02:27,522 Wall-to-wall carpeting, the remote... 49 00:02:28,273 --> 00:02:30,275 You know what? I wish I'd never seen that Dateline 50 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,402 with the blacklight where they showed where the semen was. 51 00:02:32,652 --> 00:02:35,905 Is a flower in the hair too much for solo dining? 52 00:02:36,156 --> 00:02:38,241 I need to get out and take my new knees for a spin. 53 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,286 Val, yes, work those new knees! 54 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,621 -Out! -I just wanna meet a nice lady 55 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:47,167 and I wanna make out for a while and then spoon a little bit... 56 00:02:47,917 --> 00:02:51,713 And then that spooning can turn into a real spirited sixty-nining. 57 00:02:51,796 --> 00:02:54,090 Have you ever tried a position called the 1,000? 58 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,216 It's a sexy one. 59 00:02:55,550 --> 00:02:57,802 It's when 1,000 kids are in your bed, 60 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:01,055 and the only touch you feel is a tiny sweaty foot to the back. 61 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:04,100 Speaking of sexy, I share my bed with a CPAP machine. 62 00:03:04,601 --> 00:03:05,560 Things we say now. 63 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:09,898 I'm in H&M trying on some party clothes. 64 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,026 I can't wait to see you guys and pinch all your butts... 65 00:03:13,109 --> 00:03:13,985 with consent. 66 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:14,986 See you soon! 67 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,739 And, well, you know, we'll figure out money when we get there. 68 00:03:18,156 --> 00:03:19,657 Keep it in your pants till I see you. 69 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,451 Bye, I love you! 70 00:03:21,576 --> 00:03:23,077 -What? -No, I'm on the phone. 71 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:24,537 Bye, and remember, don't make this a big deal. 72 00:03:24,621 --> 00:03:27,415 -I just told my driver that I loved him. -Somebody hang up. 73 00:03:27,498 --> 00:03:30,043 All right, love you, guys, too. Bye! 74 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,461 Still not sure I'm coming. 75 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:09,374 Okay. 76 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:11,417 Here we are. 77 00:04:11,918 --> 00:04:13,253 I hope it's perfect. 78 00:04:13,962 --> 00:04:17,257 I don't know, it had very good reviews online. 79 00:04:17,715 --> 00:04:21,302 And let me tell you something, I had to wade through a lot of shitboxes. 80 00:04:21,427 --> 00:04:23,054 But this one is supposed to be good. 81 00:04:23,137 --> 00:04:24,806 And it's supposed to have a pool. 82 00:04:24,889 --> 00:04:26,015 Does anybody see a pool? 83 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:29,102 Oh, it is just stunning! It's just so perfect. 84 00:04:29,227 --> 00:04:32,689 -Just release all that worry. -Or swallow it? 85 00:04:33,648 --> 00:04:35,108 Okay, shall we? 86 00:04:35,525 --> 00:04:36,693 Edible flowers! 87 00:04:37,277 --> 00:04:38,111 I see that. 88 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,613 -Oh, my God. -How do you know they're edible? 89 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,073 What? These are edible. 90 00:04:42,156 --> 00:04:44,617 You wanna be the protector and the caretaker and everything, 91 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,911 but... just let her deal with it. 92 00:04:46,995 --> 00:04:50,456 -What the hell is she doing? -Cannot let a stranger stay a stranger. 93 00:04:50,540 --> 00:04:52,875 ...you wanna take care of them, and you wanna be the hero, 94 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,877 but sometimes you gotta back off, 95 00:04:54,961 --> 00:04:56,796 let someone else in the family do it, you know? 96 00:04:56,879 --> 00:04:58,965 She's probably gonna invite him to join us on the trip. 97 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:01,676 -Not, that that would be a bad-- -No, yeah, it would. 98 00:05:01,759 --> 00:05:03,261 You take care of yourself. 99 00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,890 And I really hope that your sister is able to move your mom's grave. 100 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:10,310 And I'm gonna try the manicotti recipe. Thanks. 101 00:05:11,352 --> 00:05:12,186 Ready? 102 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:14,439 -To Rebecca! -To Rebecca! 103 00:05:15,064 --> 00:05:15,940 All right! 104 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:17,567 Thank you so much 105 00:05:17,734 --> 00:05:18,651 for turning 50 106 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,112 -and bringing us all together. -Yeah. 107 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,196 And thank you, guys. 108 00:05:22,280 --> 00:05:24,157 I know you all had to move mountains to make this happen. 109 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:27,243 -Especially you, Catherine. -You know, life's a juggle, so... 110 00:05:27,535 --> 00:05:28,745 I really appreciate it. 111 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,371 Rebecca really appreciates it. 112 00:05:31,414 --> 00:05:34,751 Why am I speaking for Rebecca? This is a terrible toast. I'm sorry. 113 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,587 I hope you guys like the house. Let's get drunk. Happy birthday. 114 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:39,964 -Happy birthday! -Cheers to us! 115 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:43,217 If I just may offer a little bit of feedback, 116 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:46,763 I just want this to be a fun weekend for all of us, right? Not just about me. 117 00:05:47,513 --> 00:05:49,932 God, when was the last time we were all together? 118 00:05:51,100 --> 00:05:52,685 It was at Abby's wedding. 119 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,770 -What? No. -Maybe. 120 00:05:53,853 --> 00:05:56,606 You should have come to my divorce party. There was a really great band. 121 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,149 -It wasn't that long ago. -Jesus. 122 00:05:58,232 --> 00:05:59,692 Nice one, kid. 123 00:06:00,151 --> 00:06:01,235 Guys... 124 00:06:01,652 --> 00:06:04,822 time goes by so fast, I'm telling you. 125 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,283 I have needed this... so much. 126 00:06:07,367 --> 00:06:09,327 -You guys have been on my mind-- -Adrian, comma, 127 00:06:09,410 --> 00:06:12,288 please resend the link to Top Chef, period. 128 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:14,165 Can't open, period. 129 00:06:14,248 --> 00:06:15,333 New paragraph. 130 00:06:15,416 --> 00:06:18,294 Also, comma, please ask producers 131 00:06:18,544 --> 00:06:22,006 how this show will be different, question mark, dot, dot, dot. 132 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:23,883 I'm so sorry. 133 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,885 I have so much going on with work right now. 134 00:06:25,968 --> 00:06:26,844 I'm gonna unplug. 135 00:06:27,345 --> 00:06:28,346 Be present, right. 136 00:06:30,306 --> 00:06:31,140 Send. 137 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,726 Anyway, I made itineraries. 138 00:06:33,810 --> 00:06:34,894 -What? -I know. 139 00:06:34,977 --> 00:06:36,396 And you don't have to read 'em now. 140 00:06:36,479 --> 00:06:38,856 Just, you know, take your time, but sort of like a... 141 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:43,653 loosey-goosey, you know, sort of, like, scheduley thing. 142 00:06:43,778 --> 00:06:46,406 Just sort of an overview of everything we're gonna do 143 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:47,657 minute by minute on the trip. 144 00:06:48,032 --> 00:06:50,952 -No worries, just take a look at it. -This is so awesome. 145 00:06:51,035 --> 00:06:53,746 -No presh. -When did you have time to make those? 146 00:06:53,830 --> 00:06:56,082 Well, I've been working a lot less lately. 147 00:06:56,332 --> 00:06:57,708 -Yeah, right. -Well, good for you. 148 00:06:57,792 --> 00:06:58,626 Yeah. 149 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,962 We look so young. 150 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:02,880 God. 151 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:11,806 Wow. 152 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:19,689 Let's take a group picture. 153 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,399 -Yes. -Yeah! 154 00:07:21,482 --> 00:07:23,234 -Yes! -We need a new pic. 155 00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:26,195 -It's a night of a thousand selfies. -Yeah. 156 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:28,489 -Can you go higher? -Yeah, go higher. 157 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,408 -Try to go higher. -All right, everybody look down, 158 00:07:30,491 --> 00:07:32,493 and then on the count of three, look up. Fresh faces. 159 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,411 Fresh face. 160 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,496 -One, two, three. -One... 161 00:07:38,958 --> 00:07:39,792 That's nice. 162 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:40,751 Wait. 163 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:41,752 What the... 164 00:07:42,336 --> 00:07:43,296 Is that a ghost? 165 00:07:43,504 --> 00:07:44,922 Oh, my God, it is a ghost. 166 00:07:45,006 --> 00:07:48,217 It's the ghost of Amelia Earhart, and she's holding a small baby. 167 00:07:48,676 --> 00:07:50,595 -What are you guys doing in my house? -Oh, my God. 168 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:51,637 Nah, I'm just goofing. 169 00:07:52,138 --> 00:07:54,140 I'm Tammy, I own the place. 170 00:07:54,390 --> 00:07:56,476 Brought you guys a cord of fresh pinyon, 171 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:57,977 get you started on a fire. 172 00:07:59,187 --> 00:08:00,021 Thank you. 173 00:08:00,646 --> 00:08:01,689 Guys, this is Tammy. 174 00:08:01,772 --> 00:08:03,232 She's the owner of the place. 175 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:05,902 I'm Abby. I'm the one that's been emailing you. 176 00:08:05,985 --> 00:08:06,986 A lot of emails. 177 00:08:07,403 --> 00:08:08,237 Yeah. 178 00:08:08,488 --> 00:08:09,363 So... 179 00:08:09,947 --> 00:08:12,241 which one of you guys is the blushing bride? 180 00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:14,911 Second time around I'm thinking, maybe? Maybe third? 181 00:08:14,994 --> 00:08:17,830 Oh, no. We're celebrating Rebecca's birthday. It's her... 182 00:08:17,914 --> 00:08:19,415 50th, the big five-oh. 183 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,834 Celebrating-with-the-girls weekend, huh? 184 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,712 We're just here for a vacation. The birthday's not a big deal. 185 00:08:24,795 --> 00:08:26,339 So, what am I looking at here? 186 00:08:26,589 --> 00:08:29,258 High school tennis team, old dance crew, or... 187 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,886 y'all magically fit in the same pair of pants? 188 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:33,471 What brings us together? 189 00:08:33,554 --> 00:08:35,473 Oh, well, we all met in Chicago 190 00:08:35,556 --> 00:08:37,683 waitressing at a pizza place called Antonio's, 191 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:40,436 and we just... It was meant to be. 192 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:43,314 Chi-Town? Yeah, I've been to that place, yeah. 193 00:08:43,439 --> 00:08:45,107 Well, we all came up there together in the '90s. 194 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,025 Like, kind of our crew. 195 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:49,987 Actually, Catherine here started her own pizza chain called Cutie Pies. 196 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:51,489 Holy shit, that's you? 197 00:08:51,739 --> 00:08:53,241 Well, I've never been to the restaurant, 198 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,493 but I do love those frozen pizzas for one that you do. 199 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:56,410 Thank you. 200 00:08:56,494 --> 00:08:58,871 'Cause, you know, if I prep a full-sized pizza, guess what? 201 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:00,957 I'm gonna end up eating a full-size pizza. 202 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,709 So, you know, you prevent a lot of sadness. 203 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,295 So, do you guys want to see the house or-- 204 00:09:06,379 --> 00:09:07,547 -Yes. -All right. 205 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,423 Let's stop dicking around. 206 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,177 You got the pool and the hot tub here if you wanna soak... 207 00:09:13,427 --> 00:09:14,804 or toke. 208 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,724 We are very discreet, so just... do whatever the heck you need to do 209 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,601 -to get through this weekend. -Okay. 210 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,521 So, Tammy, how long have you owned the property? 211 00:09:23,854 --> 00:09:24,981 -A few years. -Yeah? 212 00:09:25,064 --> 00:09:26,983 After my husband died, I sold our company. 213 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,776 We made edible organic soaps. 214 00:09:29,193 --> 00:09:31,612 Got bought out by Unilever. Pretty sweet. 215 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:33,864 Sorry your husband died. That's sad. 216 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:37,076 Yeah, he died of a heart attack at 49. 217 00:09:37,451 --> 00:09:38,786 -That's so young. -That's terrible. 218 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,789 You think? It was pretty inevitable, though. 219 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:43,457 We were doing so much blow. 220 00:09:44,125 --> 00:09:45,918 This will come in real handy. 221 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:50,381 The little Zen area, when you need that total soul escape. 222 00:09:50,881 --> 00:09:54,343 It's real quiet. It's perfect for when that roomie situation devolves. 223 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:57,096 You can just come out here and watch the hummingbirds, 224 00:09:57,179 --> 00:10:00,558 meditate, enjoy this beautiful Buddha statue... 225 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,644 Now, this water feature over here, steer clear, please. 226 00:10:03,728 --> 00:10:06,856 Okay, you wanna know how much money I poured into this son of a bitch? 227 00:10:06,939 --> 00:10:11,193 Seven grand. And before you suggest it, no, I cannot just turn it off. 228 00:10:11,319 --> 00:10:13,404 If I do, none of the toilets will work. 229 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,447 Which is ironic 230 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:16,991 because it is basically a toilet for birds... 231 00:10:17,074 --> 00:10:18,367 and me that one time. 232 00:10:19,243 --> 00:10:21,037 This is the firepit. 233 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,997 Light that sucker up, 234 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:25,583 stare into the flames and contemplate... 235 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,961 why in the hell you all came up here in the first place. 236 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,339 Also, we have s'mores. 237 00:10:32,173 --> 00:10:34,759 Hey, Tammy, I'm just having a hard time getting on the Wi-Fi. 238 00:10:34,842 --> 00:10:36,886 I just have to send a quick e-mail for work. 239 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:38,888 Okay, yeah, this is gonna be a rough weekend 240 00:10:38,971 --> 00:10:40,598 if you have to do work stuff. 241 00:10:41,057 --> 00:10:42,767 The Wi-Fi here is very slow. 242 00:10:43,392 --> 00:10:45,978 So, you're just gonna have to talk to each other. 243 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,397 -Oh, good. -While drinking a ton of wine. 244 00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:50,107 What could possibly go wrong? 245 00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:52,943 Just remember, guys, whatever gets said, 246 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,946 it's probably what the person has always felt, 247 00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,823 and the alcohol just let it out. 248 00:11:00,326 --> 00:11:02,828 You wanna see the view? It's right through this gate. 249 00:11:06,707 --> 00:11:10,211 Holy triple fucks, this is heaven! 250 00:11:10,294 --> 00:11:12,129 Yeah, well, I didn't work my ass off 251 00:11:12,213 --> 00:11:14,507 to buy a house on some shitscape property. 252 00:11:14,590 --> 00:11:15,675 -Wow. -Yeah, that's fake. 253 00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:17,468 There's no way that's real. It's too pretty. 254 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,513 We should sleep out here one night, under the stars. 255 00:11:20,596 --> 00:11:22,431 -Yeah. -You know, like a camping slumber party. 256 00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,849 -Wouldn't that be fun? -Yes! 257 00:11:23,933 --> 00:11:25,685 Oh, God. Yeah, I don't wanna do that. 258 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,478 I don't know if I want to, either. 259 00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,689 I have no place to plug in my CPAP machine. 260 00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:30,856 Things we say now. 261 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:34,485 What's everybody laughing at? 262 00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:38,155 Oh, it's just like our, you know, "That's what she said." 263 00:11:38,322 --> 00:11:40,116 -You know, "Things we say now." -Right. 264 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:41,075 So, like... 265 00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:43,327 "I gotta go tend my bees." 266 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,745 Things we say now. 267 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,081 I guess. 268 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,792 Well, I say it, 'cause I got a bee farm, so... 269 00:11:50,376 --> 00:11:51,210 You make honey? 270 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,878 No, I don't make honey. 271 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:54,338 I get stung a lot. 272 00:11:54,463 --> 00:11:56,799 But you develop an immunity to it. 273 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,300 And almost a pleasure. 274 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,722 Well, you all obviously have an entire haunted forest 275 00:12:02,805 --> 00:12:06,183 of toxic jibber-jabber to get through, so I'm gonna skedaddle. 276 00:12:06,267 --> 00:12:08,310 -Okay, thank you. -I have a question about the cleaning fee, 277 00:12:08,394 --> 00:12:09,270 when you get a chance. 278 00:12:09,353 --> 00:12:10,312 -Love it. -See you. 279 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,273 -What else do bees do? -All right. 280 00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,359 Well, guys, you know what? Even if we don't sleep out here, 281 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:18,696 I love Naomi's idea of just, like, hanging out and drinking wine. 282 00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,948 Just talking, connecting... 283 00:12:21,031 --> 00:12:22,032 -Yes, totally. -Love it. 284 00:12:22,116 --> 00:12:25,077 We are gonna do all of that. All of that is baked into the itinerary. 285 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:27,538 We're gonna lay around, we're gonna drink wine, 286 00:12:27,621 --> 00:12:29,290 but first on the docket: 287 00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,876 "Unpack and unwind." For 20 minutes. 288 00:12:32,668 --> 00:12:33,836 I'm setting a timer. 289 00:12:34,378 --> 00:12:35,629 Psych. But, no. But... 290 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:36,714 I am... 291 00:12:36,797 --> 00:12:38,340 Just take 20 minutes 292 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:40,593 'cause we have dinner reservations at 7:15. 293 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:44,138 My God, she actually said, "toxic jibber-jabber." 294 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,097 Yes, she did. 295 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:48,184 God, and what about those bees? What, does she keep them as pets? 296 00:12:48,267 --> 00:12:49,393 I gotta say something. 297 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,187 I actually really resent it when people, 298 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:54,106 especially other women, automatically assume, 299 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:55,900 when they see a group of us, that we're gonna fight. 300 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:58,235 -Yes. -Oh, my gosh, when I was leaving the house 301 00:12:58,319 --> 00:13:01,697 for this trip, Brian's like, "Oh, have fun crying with your ladies." 302 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:02,948 I was like... 303 00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:05,242 Anyway, you know, he was just joking, of course, but-- 304 00:13:05,493 --> 00:13:06,702 Brian and his jokes. 305 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,954 -Yeah. -I feel bad for Tammy, you know. 306 00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:11,957 She clearly just hasn't had friends like you in her life. 307 00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,502 You know, we are so... lucky. 308 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:16,504 I love you turkeys so much. 309 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,964 -Oh, I love you, turkey. -Love you, guys. 310 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,675 So, how much further is this place, anyway? 311 00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:24,220 Sorry, I thought it was a little more walkable. 312 00:13:24,303 --> 00:13:25,429 Oh, well, I mean, I'm good. 313 00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:28,432 I got my comfy boots on, so... No heels for me with my back. 314 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,769 You know you can heal your back with your mind? 315 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,312 You know that's not true? 316 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,943 How you doing, Val, are you okay? 317 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:40,361 Yeah. 318 00:13:40,736 --> 00:13:42,530 Oh, you should see what these new knees can do. 319 00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:43,823 Hold this for a second. 320 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:44,907 Check this shit out. 321 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:50,454 Holy... Wow, Val! 322 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:53,791 Oh, shit! 323 00:13:54,500 --> 00:13:55,668 Keep going, Val! 324 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,127 We'll catch up! 325 00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,178 -Cheers, dears! -Cheers! 326 00:14:06,387 --> 00:14:07,680 Love you. 327 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,931 -Cheers! -Hello, ladies! 328 00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,475 My name is Jade. I'll be your server tonight. 329 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:13,477 -Hi Jade. -Hi. 330 00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:16,856 Jade, we're really hungry, so we're gonna order really fast. 331 00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,066 And we know what we want, so maybe you should get some water, 332 00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,985 and then I'll tell you about our food allergies. 333 00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,152 Okay, sounds good. 334 00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:24,989 Thank you, Jade. And we appreciate you, Jade. 335 00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:27,074 No prob. 336 00:14:29,118 --> 00:14:31,078 -Am I saying her name too much? -Yeah. 337 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,956 Guys, I just heard myself talk. I'm sorry. 338 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,750 I know I get weird, bossy energy on these trips. 339 00:14:36,834 --> 00:14:39,169 -No, you're fine -Oh, my God. Not even. 340 00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,963 -Guys-- -You don't that much. 341 00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,965 -You do not! -I'm gonna try to rein it in. 342 00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:45,384 I want this to go well, and I'm afraid I'm gonna screw it up. 343 00:14:45,467 --> 00:14:47,970 Honey, it's so fun. We're having such a good time. 344 00:14:48,095 --> 00:14:50,472 You know what? That's just great self-feedback. 345 00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:52,766 Thank you. 346 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,311 Why are you saying "feedback" all the time? 347 00:14:56,478 --> 00:14:57,897 It's this thing I've been doing at my practice. 348 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,481 It just provides an emotional buffer. 349 00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:02,276 So, rather than just launch into "your take" on something 350 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:03,694 or just give advice, you say, 351 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:05,654 "May I offer you some feedback?" 352 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,572 Have you ever... 353 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:08,782 tried that feedback thing on Brian? 354 00:15:10,576 --> 00:15:11,493 Well... 355 00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,164 May I offer you some feedback? 356 00:15:15,247 --> 00:15:18,167 -Offer you some feedback -May I offer you some feedback? 357 00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:21,879 -Ready for some feedback -Feedback 358 00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,466 -Feedback! -Ready for some feedback! 359 00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,717 That was good. 360 00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:29,345 That is smoking! 361 00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:31,972 -...on the side. -I'll share this with you. 362 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:36,018 So, ladies, we have lavender popping corn, 363 00:15:36,393 --> 00:15:38,395 and beside that, there's a demi cruet 364 00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:41,315 of fleur de sel for you to sprinkle on for a light zest. 365 00:15:41,398 --> 00:15:44,652 -This is such an interesting combination. -That's not enough. 366 00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:46,028 So, where are you guys all from? 367 00:15:46,654 --> 00:15:49,365 We're from all over. I'm originally from Chicago. 368 00:15:49,448 --> 00:15:51,742 -We all met in Chicago-- -Oh, nice, cool. 369 00:15:51,825 --> 00:15:53,577 My ex-girlfriend just moved there, 370 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,829 so I'm a little mad at Chicago at the moment, but... 371 00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,666 All right, enjoy. 372 00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:02,586 Did you hear the "ex-girlfriend" thing? 373 00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,545 Jackpot. 374 00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,048 Oh, sweet Jesus, I have service. 375 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:09,635 -Oh, yes. -Oh, my God, yes. 376 00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,721 Oh, no! They went bowling, you guys. 377 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,308 Adrian, comma... 378 00:16:16,392 --> 00:16:19,812 Find out how long I have to decide, period. 379 00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:20,896 My cat took her pill. 380 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,816 I'm not understanding this weekend deadline. 381 00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:26,485 Question mark, exclamation point, send. 382 00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,990 Ladies, phones down. 383 00:16:31,073 --> 00:16:33,492 Come on. You know what? We should be looking at each other. 384 00:16:33,575 --> 00:16:34,410 She's right. 385 00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,369 Adrian, comma, 386 00:16:35,452 --> 00:16:38,205 the pressure to make a show decision is not-- 387 00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,541 I'm sorry. No, I'll stop. 388 00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:41,458 No, stop! 389 00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,460 Siri, no, I'm dictating. Dic-- 390 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:45,879 Dick-tasting. 391 00:16:46,255 --> 00:16:47,464 What the hell is that? 392 00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:50,050 -She suggested "dick-tasting"? -It's ridiculous. 393 00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:55,431 -Rebecca! -Guys! Not until Sunday! 394 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:58,100 I told you, I didn't want this to be all about me this weekend. 395 00:16:58,183 --> 00:16:59,143 Everybody! 396 00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,521 Happy, happy birthday It's your special day 397 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:04,732 Have a slice of pizza What's your favorite way? 398 00:17:04,815 --> 00:17:06,025 -Hey! -What's your favorite way? 399 00:17:06,108 --> 00:17:07,067 Mushroom and peppers. 400 00:17:07,151 --> 00:17:10,195 Mushroom and peppers Mushroom and peppers 401 00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,407 Mushroom and peppers Mushroom and peppers, hey! 402 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:14,742 -Jade. -Yeah? 403 00:17:14,825 --> 00:17:17,911 This is a song we used to sing at the pizza place we used to work at. 404 00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:19,413 Antonio's. 405 00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:21,206 Antonio's, hey! 406 00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:24,043 And long story short, we're giving you a huge tip. 407 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:25,878 Hey, so what's your favorite pizza topping? 408 00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,379 -I'm a vegan... -She's a vegan. 409 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:30,841 ...so smoked tempeh and jalapeños. 410 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,178 Smoked tempeh and jalapeños Smoked tempeh and jalapeños 411 00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:37,765 Smoked tempeh and jalapeños Smoked tempeh and jalapeños 412 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:38,724 Yeah! 413 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:42,686 Ho ho ho! Merry Vagmas! 414 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:44,396 -Merry Vagmas? -And my name's... 415 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,606 Dilda Claus! 416 00:17:45,689 --> 00:17:46,648 Oh, my! 417 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,984 Jolly old Saint Dick. 418 00:17:49,985 --> 00:17:52,071 The first one that gets a gift... 419 00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:55,532 the biggest gift, is Naomi. 420 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,160 -Thank you. -Because she pushed out 421 00:17:58,368 --> 00:18:00,829 four beautiful, big babies. 422 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:01,872 This is true, I-- 423 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:04,875 So it's like ringing a bell, right, Naomi? Enjoy. 424 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,753 It is. It's like a wet paper bag down there. Thank you. 425 00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,339 This one, I call the "hush puppy." 426 00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:13,342 You can sit on this one in a coffee shop. 427 00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:14,760 Oh, my God. 428 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,386 You there, Abby! 429 00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,722 -Who, me? -I have heard that you don't care 430 00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:19,973 for a wasted moment. 431 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,975 -Wow. -So, yours has a timer. 432 00:18:22,059 --> 00:18:23,644 No! 433 00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:26,897 Now, this one here is for you, Catherine, 434 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:29,358 and it's called "The Executive." 435 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:32,903 Make less deals and more squeals. 436 00:18:32,986 --> 00:18:36,031 Don't turn your bedroom into the boardroom. 437 00:18:36,907 --> 00:18:40,327 This is for the CE-Oh! 438 00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:43,497 Here we go. 439 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:49,086 Finally, the pénis de résistance. 440 00:18:49,169 --> 00:18:52,256 -Look at this little soldier. -Oh, no! 441 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,758 This is expensive, 442 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,845 and this is cheap as shit from the dollar store. 443 00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,264 So, remove hat before use. 444 00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:03,767 It also vibrates to the birthday song. Listen. 445 00:19:08,021 --> 00:19:10,440 Happy birthday... 446 00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:12,860 I mean, I don't wanna say it was the best time of my life 447 00:19:12,943 --> 00:19:14,862 'cause that's, you know, sad. But... 448 00:19:16,697 --> 00:19:18,323 it was the best time of my life. 449 00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:19,533 Well, life is real. 450 00:19:20,242 --> 00:19:22,119 And we were like... 451 00:19:23,787 --> 00:19:26,123 We were like sisters in the trenches. 452 00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,208 Like, the pizza trenches. 453 00:19:28,542 --> 00:19:30,627 -We were so brave. -We were so brave. 454 00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:38,218 Did you just burp or fart? 455 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,345 A little of both, I fear. 456 00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,475 I love that necklace. 457 00:19:45,559 --> 00:19:46,560 Oh, thank you. 458 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:49,855 It's vintage. From my vintage store. 459 00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:52,691 -You have a vintage store? -I do. 460 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,027 -And you live in Portland? -I do. 461 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:56,695 Okay. Fuck, man, 462 00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,031 you are officially the coolest person I know. 463 00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:02,784 Fuck, man, come to Portland. There are so many of me. 464 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,870 I doubt that. 465 00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,372 -You know what I'm scared of, though? -What? 466 00:20:07,998 --> 00:20:09,958 I hope these napkins aren't haunted. 467 00:20:14,671 --> 00:20:16,131 That's amazing. 468 00:20:19,968 --> 00:20:22,596 Oh, you're so fucking funny, I can't-- 469 00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:25,766 Oh, I'm funny, that's how I... get the ladies. 470 00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:27,601 I do a lot of napkin tricks. 471 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:28,894 Wait. 472 00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:31,480 -Okay. -Oh. 473 00:20:31,563 --> 00:20:32,481 -I'm sorry. -What? 474 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,942 -I have to do this. I'm an artist. -Yeah? 475 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,443 Can I take your picture? 476 00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,196 You just-- You look really good in this light. 477 00:20:39,279 --> 00:20:40,113 -Really? -Yeah. 478 00:20:40,280 --> 00:20:42,866 -Sure, you can take my picture. -Okay, great. 479 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,660 I'll take the glasses off. 480 00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:45,744 Okay... 481 00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:52,209 Check it. I put this... 482 00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:55,379 -cool filter on it. -Oh, that's really nice. 483 00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:57,381 -Do you like it? -I like that. 484 00:20:58,048 --> 00:21:00,342 Here, I'll send it to you. Put in your number. 485 00:21:00,801 --> 00:21:01,635 Okay. 486 00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,429 You're not gonna believe who's in this restaurant. 487 00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:06,265 -You'll never guess. -Cher? 488 00:21:06,515 --> 00:21:08,058 -No, guess again. -Dua Lipa? 489 00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,142 Who? 490 00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:10,727 -Hillary Clinton? -Better! 491 00:21:10,936 --> 00:21:12,396 Childish Gambino? 492 00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:13,605 ASAP Rocky? 493 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:15,524 Is that the one with the dollar sign S? 494 00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:16,608 No, that's Ke$ha. 495 00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:17,526 It's Keesha. 496 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:18,443 -Is it? -Yeah. 497 00:21:18,527 --> 00:21:21,154 -Holy shit, Keesha's here? -No, ready? 498 00:21:21,863 --> 00:21:23,282 Brené Brown. 499 00:21:23,824 --> 00:21:25,534 Brené Brown? 500 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,868 Wait, who is Brené Brown? 501 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,705 Brené Brown, she did the famous TED Talk about vulnerability. 502 00:21:29,997 --> 00:21:31,790 She's a researcher-storyteller... 503 00:21:31,915 --> 00:21:34,334 Shame, "courage is contagious," 504 00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,296 Oprah's SuperSoul Conversations, nothing? 505 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:40,882 -No, is she famous? -Yeah, but she doesn't care about that. 506 00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,884 Okay, that tracks, I get that. 507 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,053 We get famous people in here all the time. 508 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,388 Do you know who was in here last week? 509 00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,140 -Who? -Future. 510 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,727 -Wait, did I just miss a bunch of words? -Future? 511 00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,812 Is the past coming next week? 512 00:21:54,438 --> 00:21:57,274 Holy shit, you guys, let's go meet Brené! 513 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:00,652 Let's not bug her. 514 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:02,779 Let's let her be. 515 00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,742 Hey, Ms. Brené, we're so sorry to interrupt your dinner. 516 00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:09,453 -It's my birthday-- -Look at your skin. It's like marzipan. 517 00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,413 We just have like ten or 15 questions for you. 518 00:22:11,788 --> 00:22:13,498 What's the difference between braving the wilderness 519 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,792 -and becoming the wilderness? -Comfort transformation... 520 00:22:15,876 --> 00:22:17,669 How, when... and why? 521 00:22:17,753 --> 00:22:20,839 How can I be generous in my assumptions of others 522 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:22,758 -when I hate most people? -Good one. 523 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,802 Here's the thing. We can't be generous toward other people... 524 00:22:26,303 --> 00:22:27,179 without boundaries. 525 00:22:27,262 --> 00:22:28,847 -Yes, Brené, yes. -Boom! 526 00:22:28,972 --> 00:22:30,974 -Boom on the boundaries. -So, boundaries. 527 00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,643 -Boundaries, that means-- -Oh, my God. Message received. 528 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,188 -I'm sorry. I didn't even want to come. -Got it, we'll come back later. 529 00:22:36,271 --> 00:22:37,230 What a thrill. 530 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:40,275 Give me your hand, darling 531 00:22:40,609 --> 00:22:44,321 Do you feel my heart beating? 532 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:47,616 Do you understand? 533 00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:50,035 Do you feel the same? 534 00:22:50,452 --> 00:22:54,748 Am I only dreaming? 535 00:22:54,831 --> 00:22:58,126 Is this burning 536 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:04,508 An eternal flame? 537 00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:07,260 I don't know. 538 00:23:11,014 --> 00:23:14,768 Oh, fuck Ronald McDonald for making Filet-O-Fish. 539 00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:17,229 Fuck him ten ways from Sunday. 540 00:23:17,312 --> 00:23:21,441 Everybody get their stretchy clothes on, 'cause we're gonna keep this party going! 541 00:23:30,075 --> 00:23:31,660 Okay, ladies... 542 00:23:31,827 --> 00:23:35,831 Gorgeous gaggle, sexy klatch, welcome... 543 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,417 to the next chapter of your evening. 544 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,294 Is it too early or too late to have a next chapter? 545 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,798 -I feel like it's already tomorrow night. -Hold up. What is that? 546 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:47,217 -What is that? -Molly. 547 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,637 Okay, seriously, before you get all weird and judge me and stuff like that, 548 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:53,807 I heard this super interesting podcast on microdosing. 549 00:23:53,890 --> 00:23:57,519 Do you know about this? Okay? So, we take a really small amount of MDMA, 550 00:23:57,644 --> 00:23:59,980 and, apparently, it can create this common experience 551 00:24:00,063 --> 00:24:01,690 that's, like, super bonding. 552 00:24:01,898 --> 00:24:03,358 Okay, I'm listening. 553 00:24:03,442 --> 00:24:06,862 Anyway, so... we... are doing molly tonight. 554 00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:10,073 I hear you, but I don't think we are gonna do it. 555 00:24:10,490 --> 00:24:11,867 So, we're gonna do coke? 556 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,952 No, it's like Ecstasy. 557 00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,079 Like... MDMA. 558 00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,623 I thought MDMA was that extreme fighting. 559 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:21,001 Wait, do they do coke and then they fight? 560 00:24:21,084 --> 00:24:22,502 You guys, it's molly. 561 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:25,589 I mean, I wanna, yes-and this, but I'm just wondering, 562 00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:28,341 how does molly interact with the drugs I'm currently taking? 563 00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:31,011 'Cause right now, I'm on Levothroid and melatonin. 564 00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:33,972 -Things we say now. -For reals, though. 565 00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,558 I'm on Wellbutrin and Farxiga. 566 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:39,144 I think it's fine. I'm on Fluoxetine and the Mirena IUD, 567 00:24:39,227 --> 00:24:41,229 and I think it's gonna be totally fine. I really do. 568 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:42,564 Guys, I'm on all kinds of stuff. 569 00:24:42,647 --> 00:24:44,483 Zoloft, Singulair... 570 00:24:44,941 --> 00:24:48,195 Raw Calcium, black cohosh for night sweats, Zantac... 571 00:24:48,612 --> 00:24:51,990 Mykonos, Who-you-gonna-call-trex, Queef-a-tram. 572 00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:55,535 Cath, I think what we're all trying to say is maybe this isn't that kind of trip. 573 00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:57,204 You know what I mean, like... 574 00:24:57,329 --> 00:25:01,416 You know, we have a big day tomorrow, and this is a marathon, it's not a sprint. 575 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:03,335 I thought it was a birthday weekend. 576 00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:04,794 Well... 577 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,338 Oh, okay. 578 00:25:07,464 --> 00:25:08,673 It's... totally... 579 00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,383 It's Rebecca's birthday. Anyway... 580 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:13,136 you should download the podcast. It's super interesting. 581 00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:14,679 It's this amazing TED Talk, actually. 582 00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:16,723 -It sounds amazing. -I mean, I would do the podcast. 583 00:25:16,806 --> 00:25:18,183 I'd love to listen to the podcast. 584 00:25:18,266 --> 00:25:21,228 -I feel bad. I'm sorry. -No, don't be sad. 585 00:25:21,311 --> 00:25:22,521 -No, it's fine. -Know what? Apparently, 586 00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,648 we're just not that interested in doing drugs. 587 00:25:25,398 --> 00:25:28,276 Except for the thousands of drugs we just listed. 588 00:25:28,485 --> 00:25:30,237 I did Molly in college, but... 589 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,197 she went back to her boyfriend. 590 00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:35,450 -Let's dance it out. -Let's dance. 591 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:39,913 -Dance it out! -Dancing's my job. 592 00:25:39,996 --> 00:25:42,582 -What should our first song be? -First song... 593 00:25:43,416 --> 00:25:46,920 "Sweet Child o' Mine," Guns N' Roses, then we'll cascade into "Paradise City." 594 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,297 Anything from the Xanadu soundtrack, 595 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,466 -anything from Flashdance soundtrack. -Yeah. 596 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,051 I don't want any Quentin Tarantino soundtracks. 597 00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:53,969 -Never. -I'm done. 598 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,646 Let's do a whole classic rock. 599 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:06,398 Let's do Boston, Styx, 600 00:26:06,815 --> 00:26:08,733 Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd. 601 00:26:08,817 --> 00:26:10,694 "Tuesday's Gone," no "Sweet Home Alabama." 602 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,404 Never. Kid Rock ruined it. 603 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:21,037 -Natalie Merchant? -Natalie Merchant, yes. 604 00:26:21,121 --> 00:26:23,373 -Lauryn Hill? -Lauryn Hill, a hundred percent. 605 00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,584 -Bless it. What happened to her? -Yeah, I don't know. 606 00:26:25,667 --> 00:26:27,502 She didn't pay her taxes. She went crazy. 607 00:26:37,387 --> 00:26:39,306 I think we should not play anything... 608 00:26:39,514 --> 00:26:40,890 later than "Hey Ya!" 609 00:26:41,850 --> 00:26:43,560 -Nothing current. -Nothing current. 610 00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:45,437 -All right. -Not tonight. 611 00:26:59,326 --> 00:27:00,327 Do you know what? 612 00:27:02,829 --> 00:27:04,664 I wished Prince's ghost... 613 00:27:06,249 --> 00:27:07,167 would come back... 614 00:27:07,876 --> 00:27:11,838 and... serenade me for like two whole hours... 615 00:27:12,631 --> 00:27:14,424 and then make sweet love to me. 616 00:27:14,758 --> 00:27:15,800 Yeah, no shit. 617 00:27:17,510 --> 00:27:19,095 He fucking glided 618 00:27:19,179 --> 00:27:22,515 into that elevator in Paisley Park, and that fucking door closed... 619 00:27:22,932 --> 00:27:23,850 And then, poof. 620 00:27:24,517 --> 00:27:25,477 Where's my baby? 621 00:27:25,644 --> 00:27:28,313 -Where's my Prince? -Beautiful-ass Prince. 622 00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:30,607 I love my husband and shit, but, like... 623 00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:33,193 that's the love of my life. 624 00:27:33,443 --> 00:27:35,528 He had eyes like a beautiful newborn fawn. 625 00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:37,530 What was his pain? 626 00:27:38,531 --> 00:27:39,407 His hips. 627 00:27:39,491 --> 00:27:40,450 Oh, God, yeah. 628 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:44,871 And who knows, you know? Life ain't easy. 629 00:27:44,954 --> 00:27:45,789 No. 630 00:27:45,872 --> 00:27:50,126 I feel like... the universe is saying it to me. 631 00:27:50,210 --> 00:27:51,753 I hear the universe saying... 632 00:27:53,338 --> 00:27:54,673 "Your heroes are dying. 633 00:27:56,216 --> 00:27:57,300 You're getting old." 634 00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,345 -Dying is my worst fear. -Same. 635 00:28:01,012 --> 00:28:03,056 I swear to God. If anything.... 636 00:28:04,391 --> 00:28:05,392 happened to me... 637 00:28:06,476 --> 00:28:09,646 I just think about my poor kids. 638 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:11,231 Like... 639 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,360 My babies. 640 00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,738 -You know? Like, no one's... -I know. 641 00:28:19,656 --> 00:28:21,408 No one's gonna love my babies... 642 00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:22,575 like I do. 643 00:28:22,992 --> 00:28:25,495 They're your sweet peas. But I'm gonna tell you something. 644 00:28:25,578 --> 00:28:27,580 Remember, how Prince would throw his guitar up in the air, 645 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:28,998 and his guitar tech... 646 00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:32,335 would always catch the guitar after a mind-blowing solo? 647 00:28:32,419 --> 00:28:33,253 Yeah. 648 00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:36,548 I'm... that person for you. 649 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:38,800 I'll catch your guitar. Every time. 650 00:28:39,175 --> 00:28:40,677 I will always catch... 651 00:28:41,052 --> 00:28:46,307 your motherfucking guitar, 'cause you... are my... rock. 652 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,685 I'm here for you. I'm your Apollonia. 653 00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:50,854 I'm your Vanity. 654 00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,856 -I love you. -I love you. 655 00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:55,316 Will you marry me? 656 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:57,902 Yeah. 657 00:29:04,159 --> 00:29:08,705 I want us now to actually take a look at the word "microdosing." 658 00:29:08,955 --> 00:29:12,667 "Mi." My experience, my emotions. 659 00:29:13,293 --> 00:29:16,171 "C." I am now going to see. 660 00:29:16,755 --> 00:29:18,757 I feel it in my emotions. 661 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:20,592 There are different lakes. 662 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:25,555 "Ro." Rowing your mental boat down a different stream. 663 00:30:36,584 --> 00:30:38,253 Shit! Fuck! Who the fuck are you? 664 00:30:38,336 --> 00:30:41,881 It's okay, I'm Devon. I'm a nice person, I'm nice. 665 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:44,092 -I'm allowed to-- -What is that? 666 00:30:44,217 --> 00:30:48,263 That's a squid... for the paella I'm prepping. 667 00:30:49,472 --> 00:30:51,641 Did Tammy not tell you I come with the house? 668 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,936 No, she gave us the full download on the toilet fountain, 669 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,813 but she forgot to mention you. 670 00:30:57,438 --> 00:30:59,482 I don't know what I was planning to do with this. 671 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,775 -What's going on? -Oh, my God. 672 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:03,319 -Who is this asshole? -This is... 673 00:31:05,446 --> 00:31:07,907 -Who are you? -I'm Devon. 674 00:31:08,491 --> 00:31:09,909 I come with the house. 675 00:31:09,993 --> 00:31:12,370 Think of me as your driver, your tour guide, your chef. 676 00:31:12,453 --> 00:31:14,122 I'm sorry I wasn't here, by the way, yesterday. 677 00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,374 I was down in Bodega Bay, spearing this little guy. 678 00:31:16,624 --> 00:31:18,126 Devon is making... 679 00:31:19,252 --> 00:31:21,671 -What are you making? -My famous paella. 680 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,923 Sorry, let me just grab this. 681 00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,675 -Oh, God. -It's kind of a process. 682 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:28,386 It takes a long time, so I like to get a jump start on it. 683 00:31:28,511 --> 00:31:31,222 Look at that thing. It's beautiful. I mean, that is beautiful. 684 00:31:31,931 --> 00:31:32,849 You hear that? 685 00:31:34,517 --> 00:31:37,604 Squid or cuttlefish? What do you think this is? 686 00:31:37,687 --> 00:31:39,272 -God, that smells. -It's a cuttlefish. 687 00:31:39,355 --> 00:31:41,274 A cuttlefish is a little bit different than their cousins, 688 00:31:41,357 --> 00:31:44,569 but this has, actually, what's called a cuttlebone inside of it. 689 00:31:44,652 --> 00:31:47,405 And... squid is faster as a predator. 690 00:31:47,614 --> 00:31:50,325 You're gonna see, it takes on the flavor like a mother. 691 00:31:50,408 --> 00:31:52,285 I mean, it's really sweet. 692 00:31:52,368 --> 00:31:54,203 It wants to be flavored, 693 00:31:54,287 --> 00:31:57,540 and it's actually a more traditional seafood protein 694 00:31:57,624 --> 00:31:59,667 to put in paella with the rice-- 695 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:01,836 -Could you put that on ice, please? -Yeah, absolutely. 696 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:04,422 Ladies, if there is anything that you need, let me know. 697 00:32:04,505 --> 00:32:05,381 Anything at all. 698 00:32:05,632 --> 00:32:06,883 Because, as always... 699 00:32:09,552 --> 00:32:11,471 it's an amazing day in wine country. 700 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,056 No, it's not. 701 00:32:13,139 --> 00:32:15,308 Oh, yeah, Devon, can you do me a favor? 702 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,517 Can you help me... 703 00:32:17,143 --> 00:32:19,479 with the wind chimes over the ceramic frogs? 704 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:22,357 'Cause they're all tangled in the dream catchers, 705 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,942 and the sound has been keeping us up all night. 706 00:32:24,025 --> 00:32:26,444 God damn it. I'm so sorry. Sleep is so important. 707 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:30,073 -Show me. -There was a really loud bird out here. 708 00:32:30,156 --> 00:32:31,783 So sorry to hear. I'll shut these later. 709 00:32:31,866 --> 00:32:33,534 Do you have a key, or how did you get in? 710 00:32:33,618 --> 00:32:35,244 Hey, how we feeling, ladies? 711 00:32:41,417 --> 00:32:43,044 I feel like hot garbage. 712 00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,505 Should we make coffee? 713 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:47,715 Yeah. 714 00:32:49,425 --> 00:32:51,219 What the fuck is this? 715 00:32:53,638 --> 00:32:54,639 That's... 716 00:32:55,431 --> 00:32:57,809 That's seafood from... Devon. 717 00:32:58,518 --> 00:33:00,478 -Who's Devon? -He comes with the house. 718 00:33:08,861 --> 00:33:09,779 Do we... 719 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:13,783 -hit the button? -Gotta push the button. 720 00:33:14,701 --> 00:33:17,537 -Should I push the button? -Or I could do it. 721 00:33:19,038 --> 00:33:22,625 Wait, did you already take a shower, or are you about to take a shower? 722 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:24,961 What? 723 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,255 I don't know. 724 00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:35,013 Does this house have a tea thingy? Like... 725 00:33:37,140 --> 00:33:38,599 You know what I mean, like... 726 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:41,936 Like a hot water source. 727 00:33:43,354 --> 00:33:44,647 -A kettle! -Kettle. 728 00:33:44,731 --> 00:33:45,565 A kettle. 729 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,316 Man, I am not doing great. 730 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,820 Yeah, what did I say last night? 731 00:33:50,945 --> 00:33:53,948 I feel like I went on and on about... somebody's mom. 732 00:33:54,282 --> 00:33:56,534 Oh, wait, did everyone hang out after I went to bed? 733 00:33:57,035 --> 00:33:58,661 Are there any inside jokes I should get caught up on? 734 00:33:58,745 --> 00:33:59,996 No, we all went to bed. 735 00:34:02,206 --> 00:34:03,583 Devon breaks in at 7:00 a.m., 736 00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:05,877 -but now he rings the doorbell? -Who's Devon? 737 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:06,836 He comes with the house. 738 00:34:08,254 --> 00:34:09,213 It's the tarot card reader. 739 00:34:09,964 --> 00:34:10,840 The what? 740 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:13,051 -Oh, no! -On the itinerary. 741 00:34:14,802 --> 00:34:16,763 Maybe she can get the coffee to work. 742 00:34:16,888 --> 00:34:18,765 Her name's... Lady Sunshine. 743 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:20,850 Hi, you must be Lady-- 744 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:23,019 This house was impossible to find. 745 00:34:23,978 --> 00:34:25,104 Not marked. 746 00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:27,190 I'm a psychic, not Magellan. 747 00:34:27,815 --> 00:34:28,691 Oh, boy. 748 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:31,402 Okay, when I figure out where I'm gonna place myself, 749 00:34:31,486 --> 00:34:33,780 I'm gonna need you to put this somewhere where I can see it. 750 00:34:33,863 --> 00:34:34,697 Okay. 751 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:35,615 No. 752 00:34:37,283 --> 00:34:39,410 We're gonna have to smudge the heck out of this space. 753 00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:41,788 The juju es no bueno. 754 00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:45,124 Honey, take this... 755 00:34:45,833 --> 00:34:48,711 and go all around the room with it, really wave it around. 756 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,590 -Don't be shy. -Okay. 757 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,928 Okay, smudging not working. 758 00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,138 We're gonna have to go to a different room. 759 00:34:59,472 --> 00:35:01,599 One that is not contaminated. 760 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,559 -Preferably... -Just let it go... 761 00:35:03,643 --> 00:35:05,311 if I may offer some feedback. 762 00:35:05,603 --> 00:35:07,814 Are you ready for some feedback? 763 00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,065 Oh, no. 764 00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,983 Are you a singing group? 765 00:35:11,484 --> 00:35:13,069 No, just friends. 766 00:35:17,949 --> 00:35:18,866 We'll see. 767 00:35:20,451 --> 00:35:21,494 The Chariot. 768 00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:26,249 Oh, my God, that would make a beautiful tattoo. 769 00:35:29,043 --> 00:35:31,671 The Chariot is a very positive card... 770 00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:32,797 Oh, really? 771 00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:35,216 ...when it's right-side up. Yours is upside down. 772 00:35:36,050 --> 00:35:37,510 The upside-down Chariot... 773 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:40,763 tells me that you're being dragged through time with no control 774 00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,682 over where life is taking you. 775 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:44,976 A big change has upended you. 776 00:35:46,060 --> 00:35:46,978 You're free-falling. 777 00:35:47,687 --> 00:35:49,981 You're killing yourself staying busy, 778 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:51,858 because if you don't, you feel... 779 00:35:52,191 --> 00:35:54,610 as if you will literally break apart. 780 00:35:55,903 --> 00:35:57,905 It'd still make a killer tattoo. 781 00:36:00,032 --> 00:36:00,908 Who's next? 782 00:36:03,619 --> 00:36:04,579 That's not good. 783 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,416 The Five of Pentacles. 784 00:36:08,916 --> 00:36:12,628 Many say this card signifies financial loss, poverty. 785 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:15,673 Well, I'm lucky 'cause I'm very comfortable, 786 00:36:15,756 --> 00:36:19,260 but I do have an opportunity I would love to ask you about. 787 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,221 It's... a TV job. 788 00:36:23,139 --> 00:36:24,932 I wonder what the card says about that. 789 00:36:26,309 --> 00:36:27,351 May I continue? 790 00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:29,270 Yeah, of course. 791 00:36:29,562 --> 00:36:33,107 Many say that this card signifies financial loss, poverty. 792 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,901 -Okay. -But not me. 793 00:36:34,984 --> 00:36:35,818 She flipped it. 794 00:36:35,902 --> 00:36:40,072 I find that the Five of Pentacles points to emotional poverty. 795 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:44,994 So, nothing about the TV show? 796 00:36:49,248 --> 00:36:50,208 The Fool. 797 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,336 You want a tattoo of this one as well? 798 00:36:56,380 --> 00:36:57,757 I liked the Chariot better. 799 00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:01,427 The Fool represents new beginnings, optimism. 800 00:37:02,220 --> 00:37:04,430 Man, I'm really ready to meet somebody. 801 00:37:05,139 --> 00:37:07,808 Well, the Fool has difficulty seizing on new opportunities 802 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,436 because they're too focused on the needs of others. 803 00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:14,398 Are you saying I should put my knees... 804 00:37:14,815 --> 00:37:16,901 before others' needs? 805 00:37:23,032 --> 00:37:24,033 They laughed. 806 00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:25,618 Next. 807 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,331 The Devil. 808 00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:33,876 The Devil represents the violent forces of nature 809 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,045 that can strain you-- Where did she go? 810 00:37:36,170 --> 00:37:37,713 I don't think this is her jam. 811 00:37:37,797 --> 00:37:39,548 I don't think this is anyone's jam. 812 00:37:41,550 --> 00:37:42,385 Death. 813 00:37:43,469 --> 00:37:44,762 -Fuck me! -Jesus Christ! 814 00:37:45,221 --> 00:37:47,515 -You're fired! -No, I love this card, 815 00:37:47,598 --> 00:37:50,559 because people always think that this is a very negative card. 816 00:37:50,643 --> 00:37:53,062 They're scared of it. But the Death card actually indicates 817 00:37:53,145 --> 00:37:54,814 a time of transformation. 818 00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,942 The death of the old you to make way for the new. 819 00:37:58,317 --> 00:37:59,777 A metamorphosis. 820 00:37:59,860 --> 00:38:01,654 You're ready to become a butterfly. 821 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:04,782 But it can also mean death is coming. 822 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,494 Okay. 823 00:38:11,747 --> 00:38:13,207 The Wheel of Fortune. 824 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:15,751 Wheel... of... 825 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:18,379 -For-- -The Wheel represents life cycles. 826 00:38:19,088 --> 00:38:20,172 A turning point. 827 00:38:20,881 --> 00:38:23,634 -The big change is coming. -Her 50th birthday. 828 00:38:24,260 --> 00:38:25,386 Half a century. 829 00:38:27,221 --> 00:38:28,222 That's a long time. 830 00:38:29,181 --> 00:38:30,266 Fifty years of age. 831 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,602 And see how Lady Fortuna is just standing here, 832 00:38:33,686 --> 00:38:35,646 in the middle of this wheel of change? 833 00:38:35,730 --> 00:38:37,440 -She is unmoving. -All right, yeah. 834 00:38:37,523 --> 00:38:40,484 Right. Tranquil, peaceful. 835 00:38:40,776 --> 00:38:42,653 Over, done. 836 00:38:44,530 --> 00:38:46,115 And now, for the group reading. 837 00:38:46,407 --> 00:38:48,784 You know, no. I think this is when we say goodbye. 838 00:38:48,868 --> 00:38:50,369 -Yeah, I'm doing-- -I've gotta... 839 00:38:50,453 --> 00:38:51,829 -Yeah, we're done. -Me, too. 840 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,708 Yeah, you're right. Never mind. 841 00:38:55,791 --> 00:38:57,376 Wait, why? What does it say? 842 00:38:58,461 --> 00:38:59,378 Is it bad? 843 00:39:00,046 --> 00:39:02,590 The garden looks like a winner. 844 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:06,802 Usually, yes, but not when it's sandwiched between the snakes and the rocks. 845 00:39:07,553 --> 00:39:09,680 You see, the fighting snakes show me... 846 00:39:10,139 --> 00:39:12,475 that you all surround yourselves with battles. 847 00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:17,146 People who have been intertwined and dueling for thousands of years. 848 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:21,984 You need to help shed the tough skins that have built up over time... 849 00:39:22,318 --> 00:39:24,028 if you are to remain friends. 850 00:39:24,737 --> 00:39:25,863 A lot of secrets. 851 00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,366 Many things unspoken. 852 00:39:28,699 --> 00:39:29,950 And you see the space? 853 00:39:30,326 --> 00:39:31,994 No one's as close as they think. 854 00:39:32,495 --> 00:39:34,705 And you see here, with the river stones? 855 00:39:35,164 --> 00:39:39,168 They're gems. They used to be dynamic and many-faceted. 856 00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:41,379 And they have been worn over time. 857 00:39:41,545 --> 00:39:44,548 And now, they're smooth and dull... 858 00:39:45,424 --> 00:39:46,342 aged. 859 00:39:49,428 --> 00:39:51,180 From one old lady to another... 860 00:39:52,348 --> 00:39:53,766 get over all your shit, 861 00:39:54,433 --> 00:39:56,352 'cause it is later than you think. 862 00:40:05,653 --> 00:40:07,738 That'll be $475. 863 00:40:09,281 --> 00:40:11,742 Hello, this is Olivia from Dr. Melton's office 864 00:40:11,826 --> 00:40:13,744 calling to let you know that the results-- 865 00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:16,122 Move it or lose it. I'm up. 866 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:18,082 Got it. Don't wanna fuck up that itinerary. 867 00:40:18,165 --> 00:40:19,500 We got our marching orders. 868 00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:20,960 Hey, oh. 869 00:40:26,298 --> 00:40:27,842 Sorry, is this any better? 870 00:40:28,175 --> 00:40:31,220 So, what's going on with the offer? Is it any-- Hello? 871 00:40:32,263 --> 00:40:33,097 Hello? 872 00:40:33,639 --> 00:40:35,683 Shitballs! Hello? 873 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,518 -Hello? Shit, fuck! -Sorry. 874 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:40,938 Not being nosy, just wanted to bring some of my hangover cure. 875 00:40:41,355 --> 00:40:42,648 Oh, thanks. 876 00:40:42,731 --> 00:40:45,484 Oh, and some of my edible soaps for you, too. 877 00:40:45,568 --> 00:40:46,527 Sorry, I... 878 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:50,489 I know I should be enjoying myself and not stressing about work. 879 00:40:50,739 --> 00:40:52,116 Hey, I'm not judging. 880 00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:57,037 Owning and managing five properties has its share of shit-fuck days for sure. 881 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,458 But I bet you get to meet a lot of interesting people, so... 882 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,128 No. No, you'd be surprised. 883 00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,504 People are all the same. 884 00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,341 I go whole days without speaking. 885 00:41:11,260 --> 00:41:13,262 Better get to the wine tasting, so... 886 00:41:15,222 --> 00:41:16,640 A little advice for today. 887 00:41:17,516 --> 00:41:20,394 If you or anyone around you starts a sentence with: 888 00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:23,022 "Can I just say something?" stop right there. 889 00:41:23,105 --> 00:41:24,982 Okay, I will keep that in mind, thank you. 890 00:41:25,399 --> 00:41:26,233 Try the juice. 891 00:41:33,073 --> 00:41:36,702 It's got kind of a garbage flavor, but the soap helps with the aftertaste. 892 00:41:38,370 --> 00:41:39,788 -Edible? -Seventy percent. 893 00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:48,088 I can still taste the soap a little bit. 894 00:41:48,756 --> 00:41:50,966 It's just in your head. It's 'cause of the shape. 895 00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,552 Now, as you can see, this little beauty is quite spacious 896 00:41:53,636 --> 00:41:56,639 and does come with four-by-four off-road capability. 897 00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:59,058 So, if you see some beautiful spot, and you say to yourself: 898 00:41:59,141 --> 00:42:01,227 "I'd like to get up close and personal with that vista, 899 00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:04,522 but the terrain is clearly a no-go," think again. I got you. 900 00:42:04,855 --> 00:42:06,065 Yeah, we got it, man. 901 00:42:06,148 --> 00:42:08,442 This van has everything here. We've got seats like... 902 00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:10,945 -Who is this guy again? -Abby's worst nightmare. 903 00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:14,240 ...cup holders, really nice adjustable air and fan, 904 00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,408 safety lights, emergency kit-- 905 00:42:16,492 --> 00:42:18,369 Okay, let's get driving. 906 00:42:18,661 --> 00:42:20,788 We have a birthday we need to celebrate. 907 00:42:22,206 --> 00:42:24,333 How old are you turning, little mama, 21? 908 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,710 Devon, it's none of your business. 909 00:42:26,919 --> 00:42:30,214 No, you know, I'm not ashamed to say, actually, I am turning 50 tomorrow. 910 00:42:31,173 --> 00:42:32,049 Yeah! 911 00:42:32,341 --> 00:42:35,177 Great, yeah... You say it, sister! 912 00:42:35,344 --> 00:42:36,595 Okay, can we go? 913 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:37,555 All right. 914 00:42:38,973 --> 00:42:41,183 Birthday to you 915 00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:43,978 Your birthday 916 00:42:47,773 --> 00:42:50,526 Overshot it. I hear things a touch sharp. 917 00:42:50,859 --> 00:42:52,361 Devon, let's go. 918 00:42:52,444 --> 00:42:53,404 -Yeah. Here we go. -Okay. 919 00:42:53,487 --> 00:42:57,074 Hold that for a moment, would you? All right, 10-4, captain. 920 00:42:58,617 --> 00:43:01,287 So, ladies, a little early history of the Napa Valley. 921 00:43:01,370 --> 00:43:05,708 The first official winery and vineyard was established by one Mr. John Patchett, 922 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,627 who began planting grape vines in 1854-- 923 00:43:08,711 --> 00:43:10,879 So, Val, did that cute waitress text you back? 924 00:43:10,963 --> 00:43:13,924 -Is there romance in the air? -Devon, don't listen to our conversation. 925 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:16,218 No, but she's probably still sleeping. 926 00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:18,804 That picture she took of you is gorgeous. 927 00:43:18,887 --> 00:43:20,097 -Thanks. -What picture? 928 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:22,600 Oh, it's on the shared photo site we have. 929 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,226 You probably didn't accept the invite. 930 00:43:24,310 --> 00:43:25,477 No, I didn't get one. 931 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,605 Would you send me a invite? I'll accept. 932 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,774 -Probably just the Wi-Fi. -Signal is hard to come by out here. 933 00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:32,443 I'll tell you what's not hard to come by: 934 00:43:33,235 --> 00:43:36,071 a rich and hearty Cab Sauv with healthy levels of tannins. 935 00:43:36,155 --> 00:43:38,240 Which brings me back to John Patchett in 1854-- 936 00:43:38,532 --> 00:43:40,659 I do not wanna learn about wine on this trip. 937 00:43:40,743 --> 00:43:41,869 This is weird, Cat. 938 00:43:41,952 --> 00:43:42,995 You're not on here. 939 00:43:43,662 --> 00:43:46,123 Way to go, guys. Who started the shared site? 940 00:43:46,206 --> 00:43:48,792 Oh, I did, but I didn't intentionally leave you off. 941 00:43:49,293 --> 00:43:51,629 Remember, let's remain uncontaminated 942 00:43:51,712 --> 00:43:54,006 from Lady Sunshine's negative suggestions. 943 00:43:54,089 --> 00:43:55,841 -Amen. -Yes, we are uncontaminated. 944 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:58,260 Uncontaminated. All right, added. 945 00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,012 Hey, should we listen to some tunes? 946 00:44:00,095 --> 00:44:02,848 -Let's do DUI songs. -Yes! 947 00:44:03,098 --> 00:44:04,600 You guys got DUIs, too? 948 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,935 No, it's a game we play. 949 00:44:07,019 --> 00:44:10,022 It's like guilty pleasure songs we blast when we're tipsy. 950 00:44:10,522 --> 00:44:13,192 Are you... legally allowed to drive? 951 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:14,193 I will be. 952 00:44:17,655 --> 00:44:19,031 -Yes. -Yeah! 953 00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,953 ...less than 4.04% of the wine in America. 954 00:44:25,412 --> 00:44:26,288 Devon, shh! 955 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:28,874 Looking out a dirty old window 956 00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:32,961 Down below the cars In the city go rushing by 957 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:39,593 I sit here alone and I wonder why 958 00:44:41,345 --> 00:44:44,139 Friday night and everyone's moving 959 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,227 I can feel the heat, but it's soothing, Heading down 960 00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:53,941 I search for the beat in this dirty town Downtown 961 00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,193 The young ones are going 962 00:44:56,360 --> 00:44:58,737 Downtown, the young ones are growing 963 00:44:59,321 --> 00:45:02,282 -We're the kids in America -Whoa 964 00:45:02,366 --> 00:45:05,160 -We're the kids in America -Whoa 965 00:45:05,244 --> 00:45:08,330 Everybody lives for the music-go-round 966 00:45:18,424 --> 00:45:21,343 Ladies, if Cabernet Sauvignon is the king of wine country, 967 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:24,346 Chardonnay is its queen. It's bold-- 968 00:45:24,430 --> 00:45:26,640 Okay, hair of the dog. 969 00:45:26,765 --> 00:45:28,934 All right, fine, go to a wine store, then. 970 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,228 I just wanna say... 971 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,523 that we never know where life is gonna take us. 972 00:45:34,606 --> 00:45:36,066 So let's live for today... 973 00:45:36,358 --> 00:45:39,194 and party till our panties fly off. Wait, where is Catherine? 974 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:42,281 I think she had to call her agent. Please don't say "panties." 975 00:45:42,364 --> 00:45:44,324 Oh, hell to the hell to the no! 976 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:45,534 I'm gonna go get her. 977 00:45:48,746 --> 00:45:50,873 Anyone picking up on the notes of honeysuckle? 978 00:45:51,790 --> 00:45:53,417 -Yeah, sure. -Get a good sniff. 979 00:45:53,917 --> 00:45:56,336 Let me know what you smell. There's no wrong answers. 980 00:45:57,004 --> 00:45:57,963 Green apple? 981 00:45:58,213 --> 00:46:00,215 -Yes. -Yes, very good. Green apple. 982 00:46:02,509 --> 00:46:05,137 I wanna say... canned peaches? 983 00:46:06,305 --> 00:46:07,222 No. 984 00:46:07,973 --> 00:46:09,475 You said there's no wrong answer. 985 00:46:09,558 --> 00:46:11,185 Yeah, but... you know. 986 00:46:12,060 --> 00:46:14,062 Peaches, there's no peaches in there. 987 00:46:14,646 --> 00:46:15,981 -Okay. -What else you got? 988 00:46:16,899 --> 00:46:19,109 -Oh, lemon. -Yes, very good. 989 00:46:19,193 --> 00:46:20,569 I taste the lemon, yeah. 990 00:46:20,652 --> 00:46:22,196 You don't taste it, you smell it. 991 00:46:22,488 --> 00:46:23,363 Grapes. 992 00:46:23,906 --> 00:46:25,407 Well, yeah... of course. 993 00:46:25,699 --> 00:46:27,284 Nice, that's smart! 994 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,369 -Definitely grapes in there. -Can't go wrong with that. 995 00:46:30,913 --> 00:46:33,999 -Jasmine. -No, that's... egregious. 996 00:46:34,583 --> 00:46:35,709 Pinot-gregious. 997 00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,046 -Thank you. -You're killing it! 998 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:41,590 Oh, we lost Mason. 999 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:43,467 So, is it like The Catherine Stewart Show, 1000 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,969 or is it like I'm one of three judges, you know what I mean? 1001 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:50,265 'Cause that's sort of significant in terms of what... I'm talking about. 1002 00:46:50,933 --> 00:46:52,017 You know what I mean? 1003 00:46:52,226 --> 00:46:54,770 Right, if it's Catherine Stewart of Cutie Pies 1004 00:46:54,853 --> 00:46:57,648 or Cutie Pies featuring Catherine Stewart, and, like... 1005 00:46:58,273 --> 00:47:00,192 Can you hold on one second? Something's going on in front of me. 1006 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:02,861 -What are you doing? -My God, give me my phone back. 1007 00:47:02,945 --> 00:47:05,739 -That's an important phone call. -My face is an important phone call. 1008 00:47:05,823 --> 00:47:08,075 I'm not giving you your precious phone back... 1009 00:47:08,534 --> 00:47:10,911 until you start flossing. 1010 00:47:11,161 --> 00:47:11,995 Come on. 1011 00:47:12,162 --> 00:47:13,038 All right, fine. 1012 00:47:13,288 --> 00:47:15,833 Do it 1013 00:47:15,916 --> 00:47:18,085 Okay, oh, my God, I'm nailing this. I'm really good at this. 1014 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:21,171 -She'll call you back. She's flossing. -I gotta floss more when I'm day-drunk. 1015 00:47:21,255 --> 00:47:22,923 Here's the last thing I sent to her: 1016 00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:26,718 "I have vintage jade earrings at my store. Would love to send them to you." 1017 00:47:27,427 --> 00:47:28,303 So dumb. 1018 00:47:28,929 --> 00:47:33,100 She's Jade... you know? She's got like a million jade things. 1019 00:47:33,350 --> 00:47:34,476 I made a mistake. 1020 00:47:35,435 --> 00:47:36,895 She's too young for me. 1021 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,397 Val. 1022 00:47:39,231 --> 00:47:41,108 May I offer you some feedback? 1023 00:47:41,650 --> 00:47:42,484 Go for it. 1024 00:47:42,568 --> 00:47:46,780 Okay, I mean, when it comes to age, the number itself truly doesn't matter. 1025 00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:47,823 It's, I mean... 1026 00:47:47,906 --> 00:47:50,659 I wish Abby could understand this, 'cause she's coming at me like, 1027 00:47:50,742 --> 00:47:51,994 "You're 50!" It's like, 1028 00:47:52,494 --> 00:47:54,872 what matters is how you feel inside, so... 1029 00:47:55,664 --> 00:47:59,751 with all that in mind, what would you say your soul's age is? 1030 00:48:00,294 --> 00:48:01,837 I'd say, like, 12. 1031 00:48:02,671 --> 00:48:06,341 I mean, maybe a little older. Probably old enough to drink... and bone. 1032 00:48:06,925 --> 00:48:09,094 Maybe 18, 18 and a half. 1033 00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:11,722 Almost out of the house. 1034 00:48:12,931 --> 00:48:14,433 Don't have my own car yet. 1035 00:48:15,225 --> 00:48:16,184 But I have a bike. 1036 00:48:18,186 --> 00:48:20,939 -This one's good. What's it called again? -White wine. 1037 00:48:21,189 --> 00:48:22,107 Fricking love it! 1038 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:23,775 So, can I just say something? 1039 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:27,279 Rebecca is in complete denial that this is her birthday weekend. 1040 00:48:27,362 --> 00:48:29,907 You know, as usual, she's glossing over everything. 1041 00:48:30,115 --> 00:48:32,451 There's so many things she doesn't deal with. 1042 00:48:32,826 --> 00:48:35,579 -Hello, Brian. -Fucking Brian. 1043 00:48:35,662 --> 00:48:38,123 She's gotta be having feelings about turning 50. 1044 00:48:38,540 --> 00:48:39,917 Where does she put it all? 1045 00:48:40,626 --> 00:48:43,420 "This is just another trip, it's not a big deal." It's like... 1046 00:48:43,503 --> 00:48:44,922 Hello? Get into it! 1047 00:48:45,339 --> 00:48:47,591 God, you know how hard it is, by the way... 1048 00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:50,802 to make 10,000 reservations for 400 people 1049 00:48:50,886 --> 00:48:53,472 at 55 million different locations? 1050 00:48:53,555 --> 00:48:57,559 I know. Abby, you've done such a good job at planning this. You should know that. 1051 00:48:58,769 --> 00:48:59,603 Thanks. 1052 00:49:00,312 --> 00:49:02,481 It's probably 'cause it's my full-time job now. 1053 00:49:03,231 --> 00:49:04,107 Wait, what? 1054 00:49:05,233 --> 00:49:07,110 -This is good, right? -Oh, yeah. 1055 00:49:10,364 --> 00:49:12,157 Chug-a-lug, ladies, we're on the move. 1056 00:49:12,282 --> 00:49:15,619 Oh, no, ladies. That is a select Cabernet, meant to be savored... 1057 00:49:15,702 --> 00:49:18,413 Yeah, well, we can get this stuff online. Let's hit the van. 1058 00:49:20,165 --> 00:49:23,835 -Jeez, this is a real go-go-go kinda trip. -Keep up, 50. 1059 00:49:24,252 --> 00:49:26,296 My soul age is 28. 1060 00:49:26,588 --> 00:49:29,424 I'd love to get your names and socials for our wine club. 1061 00:49:30,217 --> 00:49:32,386 Okay, guys, next stop is biking and shopping... 1062 00:49:32,469 --> 00:49:33,929 -Yes! -...and we're gonna get all of our stuff 1063 00:49:34,012 --> 00:49:36,223 in Napa so we don't have to get anything at the airport. 1064 00:49:36,306 --> 00:49:39,643 -I'm gonna buy a really big hat. -Naomi, you're up, what's your DUI song? 1065 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:44,398 My song is gonna be, "Poison, Po-po-po, Poison." 1066 00:50:03,792 --> 00:50:04,668 Pizza. 1067 00:50:12,217 --> 00:50:13,135 Oh, my gosh. 1068 00:50:15,220 --> 00:50:17,639 I just spent $750. 1069 00:50:19,558 --> 00:50:23,687 Not only is Morgan Jorng Winery solar, it is also... 1070 00:50:25,397 --> 00:50:26,231 organic! 1071 00:50:26,481 --> 00:50:28,942 So no sulfates, no pesticides, 1072 00:50:29,026 --> 00:50:31,987 and the beautiful sun powering us all. 1073 00:50:32,904 --> 00:50:34,823 You'll notice, because it's organic, 1074 00:50:34,906 --> 00:50:37,409 there's a lot of sediment at the bottom of your glass. 1075 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:40,287 -I was wondering what that was. -Does anybody know the term for that? 1076 00:50:41,121 --> 00:50:43,373 For the sediment at the bottom of the glass. 1077 00:50:44,666 --> 00:50:46,418 -You can just tell us. -Sediment? 1078 00:50:46,543 --> 00:50:48,503 -Gravel? -Mud? 1079 00:50:49,838 --> 00:50:52,174 -Shavings? -Wine waste? 1080 00:50:52,466 --> 00:50:54,926 -Minerality? -I'll just go ahead and answer this one. 1081 00:50:55,010 --> 00:50:57,554 -Tartrates. -Tartrates. 1082 00:50:57,804 --> 00:50:59,890 You know what I also like to call it, though? 1083 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,016 Wine diamonds. 1084 00:51:02,017 --> 00:51:04,561 Jeez, people really like to talk about wine around here. 1085 00:51:04,644 --> 00:51:05,562 Well, yeah. 1086 00:51:06,688 --> 00:51:07,564 It's Napa. 1087 00:51:10,484 --> 00:51:12,444 Right? Why you came here. 1088 00:51:12,527 --> 00:51:15,739 -Can we... get to the... -Sure, get to the solar questions? 1089 00:51:15,822 --> 00:51:16,948 No, speed this up. 1090 00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:22,496 Okay, so, how much energy do you think that our solar panels create here? 1091 00:51:22,788 --> 00:51:24,414 -How much energy? -I don't know. 1092 00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:26,458 Ten kilowatts? 1093 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:27,834 Fifty thousand. 1094 00:51:28,710 --> 00:51:29,878 -Right. -I was way off. 1095 00:51:29,961 --> 00:51:31,797 You know what I really like that we do here? 1096 00:51:31,880 --> 00:51:34,216 Notice how our wines are not on ice? 1097 00:51:34,299 --> 00:51:35,342 What are they on? 1098 00:51:35,675 --> 00:51:38,428 -Soil? -Soil. Exactly. I... 1099 00:51:38,512 --> 00:51:40,847 -We're gonna stroll around for a second. -Oh, okay. 1100 00:51:41,223 --> 00:51:44,267 So, just one rule today: no walking in the vineyards. 1101 00:51:45,102 --> 00:51:45,936 Okay? 1102 00:51:46,853 --> 00:51:47,771 And have fun. 1103 00:51:48,438 --> 00:51:49,689 Can I just say something? 1104 00:51:49,773 --> 00:51:52,901 I'm tired of Naomi shaming me for working all the time. 1105 00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,404 You know what I mean? It's like, we work. It's who we are, it's what we do. 1106 00:51:57,531 --> 00:52:01,118 Well, I hope I'm more than my work, or else, fuck. 1107 00:52:01,201 --> 00:52:02,244 Come on, yeah. 1108 00:52:02,327 --> 00:52:04,496 Okay, let's play "path not taken." 1109 00:52:05,372 --> 00:52:07,833 I would work at a bookstore, like a crunchy bookstore 1110 00:52:07,916 --> 00:52:11,128 in Portland or Seattle, somewhere rainy and moody. 1111 00:52:11,211 --> 00:52:12,420 -I love it. -Right? 1112 00:52:12,504 --> 00:52:13,713 -That's so good. -You go. 1113 00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:16,216 Okay, path not taken. Zamboni driver. 1114 00:52:16,591 --> 00:52:19,386 I swear to God. It would be so peaceful. 1115 00:52:19,469 --> 00:52:21,138 Clean slate every two hours. 1116 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,348 Start over, nice and simple. 1117 00:52:23,431 --> 00:52:25,976 Really cold, no hot flashes. Come on. 1118 00:52:26,476 --> 00:52:28,645 I think I would also be good at close-up magic. 1119 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:30,480 -You would. -Thank you. 1120 00:52:30,564 --> 00:52:33,233 -Oh, my God, that's such a good one. -Yeah. I could... 1121 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,110 -maintain fierce eye contact... -Yes. 1122 00:52:35,193 --> 00:52:36,987 -...while stealing someone's wallet. -I love it. 1123 00:52:37,070 --> 00:52:38,655 Can I just say something? 1124 00:52:39,030 --> 00:52:41,074 Why is Naomi treating this trip like... 1125 00:52:41,158 --> 00:52:43,160 we're all gonna die immediately after? 1126 00:52:43,743 --> 00:52:45,453 She loves us so much. 1127 00:52:45,954 --> 00:52:47,539 But, yeah, it's a little manic. 1128 00:52:48,540 --> 00:52:50,083 Is there scarecrows out here? 1129 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:53,044 'Cause if I see a scarecrow, I'm gonna fucking shit my pants. 1130 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,008 Remember when you shit your pants in Yankee Candle Company? 1131 00:52:58,091 --> 00:53:01,636 Yes. Because whenever I sniff candles, I always have to poop. 1132 00:53:01,928 --> 00:53:05,599 Yeah, but you're around candles, so it covers up the smell. That's good. 1133 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,643 I know, but then, it's a vicious cycle. 1134 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:11,062 Can I just say something? 1135 00:53:11,271 --> 00:53:13,982 I got my bikini area lasered, 1136 00:53:14,065 --> 00:53:18,069 and now I'm like, "Oh, great. What's it gonna look like when I'm 70?" 1137 00:53:18,153 --> 00:53:19,738 Is it going to be like a... 1138 00:53:20,697 --> 00:53:22,324 gray-haired goatee? 1139 00:53:22,449 --> 00:53:25,535 -You got too much off? -Yes. It's like... 1140 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:27,829 It's like pencil-thin, I blew it. 1141 00:53:27,913 --> 00:53:30,999 -I'm gonna need that hair down there-- -You don't know. 1142 00:53:31,124 --> 00:53:34,586 Maybe it'll be a cute little Colonel Sanders chin going on down there. 1143 00:53:35,045 --> 00:53:39,090 That's what I want, a cute Colonel Sanders chin. 1144 00:53:39,174 --> 00:53:42,844 "Honey, are you looking forward to seeing Colonel Sanders tonight?" 1145 00:53:43,345 --> 00:53:44,179 Oh, boy. 1146 00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:46,932 Maybe it's like a... you know, it's like a... 1147 00:53:47,641 --> 00:53:50,602 like a Dizzy Gillespie, like a jazz musician... 1148 00:53:50,685 --> 00:53:51,895 -Oh, right. -...beav. 1149 00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:53,980 -I think he'd love that. -What about a little Ted Nugent? 1150 00:53:54,064 --> 00:53:55,607 No, wait, I shouldn't have said that. 1151 00:53:55,690 --> 00:53:57,817 -Fuck that guy. -No. No Ted Nugent. Sorry. 1152 00:53:57,901 --> 00:54:00,111 Like a Billy Bob Thornton, that's what you were thinking. 1153 00:54:00,195 --> 00:54:01,238 Sure, Billy Bob Thornton. 1154 00:54:01,321 --> 00:54:03,782 "Hey, honey, you want some french fried potatoes?" 1155 00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:10,163 Oh, God! Full-on mud in this bottle. 1156 00:54:10,705 --> 00:54:12,415 God, fuck this organic shit. 1157 00:54:12,749 --> 00:54:13,792 Well, you better drink up, 1158 00:54:13,875 --> 00:54:16,753 'cause Abby's gonna come through with the Abby alarm any minute now. 1159 00:54:16,836 --> 00:54:18,588 -Oh, my God. -Can I just say something? 1160 00:54:18,672 --> 00:54:20,882 -She needs to ease up. -Yes. 1161 00:54:21,424 --> 00:54:23,009 -It's insane. -Hi! 1162 00:54:23,635 --> 00:54:26,972 This is an organic winery, so we can't have you walking in there. 1163 00:54:27,055 --> 00:54:29,057 -Oh. -Yeah, I think we put up signs. 1164 00:54:30,141 --> 00:54:30,976 Right there. 1165 00:54:31,726 --> 00:54:33,478 So, yeah, can't walk through there. 1166 00:54:33,728 --> 00:54:36,064 -Sorry. -Okay, you can follow me out. 1167 00:54:36,189 --> 00:54:38,316 -Okay, sorry about that. -Okay. 1168 00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:40,819 -Sorry, not sorry. -Right? 1169 00:54:40,902 --> 00:54:43,697 -The sign is facing the other way. -Hey, guess what? Passive-aggressive. 1170 00:54:43,780 --> 00:54:47,158 -That wasn't passive. That was aggressive. -Guess what, also? 1171 00:54:47,450 --> 00:54:49,119 -My shoes are clean. -Yeah. 1172 00:54:49,244 --> 00:54:51,997 Hey, you don't know me. You don't know my shoes. 1173 00:54:52,080 --> 00:54:54,582 -You don't... -You don't know my shoes, bitch! 1174 00:54:54,666 --> 00:54:56,001 You don't know my shoes! 1175 00:54:56,084 --> 00:54:58,128 Guess what? These are fucking clean. 1176 00:54:58,211 --> 00:55:00,338 Can you just follow me out? Yeah. Keep coming. 1177 00:55:00,422 --> 00:55:02,590 -Okay, no problem. -Okay, sorry about that. 1178 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,599 -Happy birthday, babe. -Technically tomorrow. 1179 00:55:11,683 --> 00:55:13,351 -He knows that. -But I can't call tomorrow 1180 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:16,187 -'cause I'll be out on the pontoon boat. -Holy shit. 1181 00:55:17,605 --> 00:55:19,399 Have they been here this whole time? 1182 00:55:23,194 --> 00:55:24,070 Hey. 1183 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:31,911 I know, guys. 1184 00:55:32,037 --> 00:55:34,581 You were thinking something else, right? 1185 00:55:34,831 --> 00:55:36,458 Well, guess what, I'm here. 1186 00:55:38,501 --> 00:55:42,756 Funny story, I had some wine diamonds today, 1187 00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:44,758 and I don't feel so good. 1188 00:55:45,133 --> 00:55:47,719 Oh, my God. Naomi is loaded. 1189 00:55:47,927 --> 00:55:50,597 You know, I wanna sing a little ditty 1190 00:55:50,680 --> 00:55:54,351 for my sweet, very short friend Rebecca 1191 00:55:54,434 --> 00:55:58,271 who is turning 22 tomorrow. 1192 00:55:58,355 --> 00:55:59,397 Wink, wink. 1193 00:56:01,066 --> 00:56:02,317 She's not. 1194 00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,277 You know... 1195 00:56:04,903 --> 00:56:06,029 birthdays are a funny thing, 1196 00:56:06,112 --> 00:56:08,698 'cause, like, some people hate 'em, and some people love 'em. 1197 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:10,450 I love my birthday, I'm a Leo. 1198 00:56:10,742 --> 00:56:15,413 But, Rebecca, you got it going on, girl. 1199 00:56:17,916 --> 00:56:19,584 Don't get it twisted. 1200 00:56:20,085 --> 00:56:22,128 You deserve the world. 1201 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,839 And since I can't give you diamonds 1202 00:56:25,256 --> 00:56:26,716 and I can't give you pearls, 1203 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:30,387 I'm gonna give you something you ain't never had before. 1204 00:56:31,054 --> 00:56:33,848 I'm gonna give you a song from the heart. 1205 00:56:34,516 --> 00:56:35,934 You guys, 1206 00:56:36,476 --> 00:56:38,019 our dear, sweet... 1207 00:56:39,145 --> 00:56:41,272 Rebecca Sue is all grown up. 1208 00:56:42,148 --> 00:56:45,276 I want to dedicate this song 1209 00:56:46,236 --> 00:56:48,363 to my beautiful friend Rebecca. 1210 00:56:49,155 --> 00:56:50,990 This is for you, honey tits. 1211 00:56:51,699 --> 00:56:53,368 Hit it, boys. 1212 00:56:53,868 --> 00:56:55,328 What would you like us to play? 1213 00:56:56,037 --> 00:56:57,163 "Eternal Flame." 1214 00:56:57,247 --> 00:56:58,790 -Okay. -Yes. 1215 00:57:05,422 --> 00:57:06,881 Close your eyes 1216 00:57:08,174 --> 00:57:09,092 Oh, my God. 1217 00:57:09,592 --> 00:57:10,635 Naomi? 1218 00:57:12,011 --> 00:57:12,846 I'm cool. 1219 00:57:13,346 --> 00:57:14,347 Yeah! 1220 00:57:15,223 --> 00:57:16,224 You're a pro. 1221 00:57:16,307 --> 00:57:17,308 Darling 1222 00:57:17,767 --> 00:57:21,312 Do you feel my heart beating? 1223 00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:26,901 Do you understand? 1224 00:57:30,238 --> 00:57:31,364 I'm sensing a lull. 1225 00:57:31,448 --> 00:57:33,491 So my vote is for literally anything by Sublime. 1226 00:57:33,575 --> 00:57:34,659 Absolutely not, Devon. 1227 00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:37,036 -Chilis? -Devon, no. 1228 00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:38,830 -Bush? -Now I'm getting upset. 1229 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:41,416 Oh, my God. "Everything Zen." That changed my life. 1230 00:57:41,749 --> 00:57:42,959 -Third Eye Blind? -No. 1231 00:57:43,042 --> 00:57:44,294 -311? -No. 1232 00:57:44,377 --> 00:57:47,922 Okay, guys! I got the T-shirts for the drone shot. 1233 00:57:48,673 --> 00:57:49,966 Did you say "drone shot"? 1234 00:57:50,049 --> 00:57:52,427 Oh, yeah, the drone shot. It's in the itinerary. 1235 00:57:52,510 --> 00:57:55,054 Yes, I said "drone." On the itinerary. 1236 00:57:55,430 --> 00:57:57,640 -I don't think my shirt's gonna fit. -It is. It will. 1237 00:57:57,724 --> 00:57:59,142 Okay, follow me, guys. Let's go. 1238 00:57:59,225 --> 00:58:01,102 Can we stay here a little bit? It's so nice. 1239 00:58:01,186 --> 00:58:03,480 We're gonna go through the wine tunnels and take the drone shot. 1240 00:58:04,481 --> 00:58:05,940 Holy cannoli. 1241 00:58:06,024 --> 00:58:08,693 These weird wine caves would be a good place to try molly. 1242 00:58:08,776 --> 00:58:11,946 Maybe we'll do the molly after we get the drone shot. That'll be more fun. 1243 00:58:12,030 --> 00:58:14,949 Wait, I have a few more questions. Is molly what that kid did 1244 00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:17,243 when he ate that guy's face in his dad's garage? 1245 00:58:17,327 --> 00:58:19,370 -No, I don't think so. -Is that the one that keeps you up? 1246 00:58:19,454 --> 00:58:21,206 Because when I need to sleep, I need to sleep. 1247 00:58:21,289 --> 00:58:23,750 Come on, people, let's just try it. What are we, a bunch of nerds? 1248 00:58:23,833 --> 00:58:26,544 -Yes. -Okay, if we want to do the molly, 1249 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,671 maybe we can do it after horseback riding tomorrow. 1250 00:58:29,297 --> 00:58:33,009 -I vote "no" on the horseback riding. -Wait, here's what I don't get. 1251 00:58:33,092 --> 00:58:35,428 If we were to do the molly, how long does it stay in your body? 1252 00:58:35,512 --> 00:58:37,639 Like, what is the duration of the "trip"? 1253 00:58:38,264 --> 00:58:40,141 Oh, my God, with the quotes. 1254 00:58:40,225 --> 00:58:42,393 Whatever we do, we have to harmonize in here 1255 00:58:42,477 --> 00:58:44,729 -'cause the acoustics are the shit. -Oh, yes. 1256 00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,616 Hey, guys? Can we put our T-shirts on, 1257 00:58:56,866 --> 00:59:00,078 so we can get to the pavilion and take a super fun drone shot? 1258 00:59:03,414 --> 00:59:06,960 You guys, I'm gonna go follow her, and I'm gonna offer her some feedback. 1259 00:59:07,460 --> 00:59:09,796 -I actually think that's a terrible idea. -I wouldn't do that. 1260 00:59:09,879 --> 00:59:11,881 -Please don't. -This is what I do. 1261 00:59:12,632 --> 00:59:13,508 Where is she? 1262 00:59:14,842 --> 00:59:17,303 Yeah, how does she know her way around these tunnels? 1263 00:59:18,012 --> 00:59:20,723 -Where'd she go? -Where'd she go? 1264 00:59:20,807 --> 00:59:23,518 -Where'd she go? -Where'd she go? 1265 00:59:24,227 --> 00:59:27,605 Where did she go? 1266 00:59:29,941 --> 00:59:31,359 Seriously, where did she go? 1267 00:59:32,110 --> 00:59:34,904 -Are we lost? -We've gotta find her. 1268 01:00:01,014 --> 01:00:02,015 Hey, Abby? 1269 01:00:02,432 --> 01:00:04,642 The girls urged me not to offer you any feedback, 1270 01:00:04,726 --> 01:00:06,603 but I'm just gonna go with my gut here. 1271 01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:08,271 May I offer you some feedback? 1272 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:09,522 Oh, boy. 1273 01:00:09,606 --> 01:00:13,526 I feel like the universe is gently nudging you to chill. 1274 01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,945 Well, tell the universe that I'm chilling 1275 01:00:16,029 --> 01:00:18,364 and I'm also looking for the drone. Do you see it? 1276 01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,575 Okay, just, the schedule you have us on, 1277 01:00:20,658 --> 01:00:23,036 I feel like it's keeping you from having fun. Like, 1278 01:00:23,119 --> 01:00:26,623 if you were just to let go, everything will just fall into place. 1279 01:00:27,915 --> 01:00:29,208 Will it fall into place? 1280 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,170 Will it, Rebecca? Will it fall into place? 1281 01:00:32,670 --> 01:00:34,589 Will someone else take care of me? 1282 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,758 Or will I always have to do everything myself? 1283 01:00:37,717 --> 01:00:39,052 Let me know when it falls into place, 1284 01:00:39,135 --> 01:00:42,013 'cause last time I checked, this world's pretty fucking selfish. 1285 01:00:42,180 --> 01:00:43,640 Okay. Deep breath. 1286 01:00:43,723 --> 01:00:46,559 No, let's take some inventory about how everything's falling into place. 1287 01:00:46,643 --> 01:00:49,062 How about my marriage? Did that fall into place? 1288 01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:51,230 What about this text from that girl that's gonna hurt you? 1289 01:00:51,314 --> 01:00:52,398 That falling into place? 1290 01:00:53,566 --> 01:00:56,361 Your obvious midlife crisis. Is that falling into place? 1291 01:00:57,195 --> 01:01:00,114 Your inability to cope with almost everything? 1292 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:02,283 -Is that falling into place for you? -No. 1293 01:01:02,742 --> 01:01:05,161 -Your husband? Is that falling into place? -What? 1294 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,664 Maybe you should take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. 1295 01:01:07,747 --> 01:01:09,248 Maybe the therapist should go to therapy. 1296 01:01:13,252 --> 01:01:15,046 Am I not getting a falling into place? 1297 01:01:15,296 --> 01:01:16,964 Jeez, Catherine, enough. 1298 01:01:17,048 --> 01:01:20,093 The whole "left out" thing is really getting old. 1299 01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:23,054 You're the one who's always running away from us every time you get a call. 1300 01:01:23,137 --> 01:01:25,348 -I have work. -I'm sorry, let's not fight. 1301 01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,892 This time together is supposed to be special. 1302 01:01:27,975 --> 01:01:30,687 Oh, my God, Naomi, we're not fighting, we're just talking. 1303 01:01:30,770 --> 01:01:33,856 -That's what life is. -Well, it's very negative. 1304 01:01:33,940 --> 01:01:36,025 Yeah, well, life is negative. That's what Brené Brown said. 1305 01:01:36,109 --> 01:01:38,111 That's exactly what she did not say. 1306 01:01:38,403 --> 01:01:40,363 Abby, what is negative in your life right now? 1307 01:01:40,446 --> 01:01:42,615 You've got amazing friends, you got a great career-- 1308 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:43,991 No, I don't. 1309 01:01:44,325 --> 01:01:45,785 Okay? I lost my job. 1310 01:01:46,828 --> 01:01:49,706 All right? And it's really stupid to even cry about it. 1311 01:01:51,708 --> 01:01:55,586 Shit, I mean, people are starving in the world, and there's earthquakes. 1312 01:01:56,087 --> 01:02:00,007 And people are shooting at each other, and I'm crying about my stupid poor job. 1313 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:03,177 Abby, honey. That doesn't mean your feelings aren't valid. 1314 01:02:03,261 --> 01:02:05,346 That's exactly what white privilege is! 1315 01:02:05,430 --> 01:02:07,682 Plus, what are we doing to the environment? 1316 01:02:07,765 --> 01:02:09,767 I mean, we can't-- There's no fish anymore! 1317 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:10,768 All the plastic is... 1318 01:02:12,061 --> 01:02:13,438 filling up in the ocean. 1319 01:02:13,855 --> 01:02:17,483 And... there's like one rhinoceros left! 1320 01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:20,528 What the fuck? 1321 01:02:24,657 --> 01:02:26,200 Why wouldn't she tell us that? 1322 01:02:29,120 --> 01:02:31,122 Some things are too scary to say. 1323 01:02:31,205 --> 01:02:32,415 Not to us. 1324 01:02:34,292 --> 01:02:35,752 You guys don't like Brian? 1325 01:02:36,043 --> 01:02:38,921 -Oh, my God, we love Brian. -Brian, he's the best. 1326 01:02:39,005 --> 01:02:40,757 -He's a character. -He's so cool. 1327 01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:42,425 -Fucking prince. -Awesome. 1328 01:02:48,598 --> 01:02:49,640 Where to? 1329 01:02:51,100 --> 01:02:53,603 Well, Abby, what's on the itinerary? 1330 01:02:53,686 --> 01:02:56,314 You know what? Don't look at that. It doesn't matter. It's stupid. 1331 01:03:01,527 --> 01:03:05,156 Do you think throwing the itineraries out the window was on the itinerary? 1332 01:03:05,239 --> 01:03:06,532 Guess we'll never know. 1333 01:03:06,824 --> 01:03:09,494 Guys, left or right? I gotta make a decision. 1334 01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:13,706 Oh, my God, she texted. 1335 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:15,792 Jade just texted back. 1336 01:03:16,584 --> 01:03:19,003 She wants us to come over to her art show. 1337 01:03:21,130 --> 01:03:22,006 I told you. 1338 01:03:22,089 --> 01:03:25,259 -I mean, I knew that she would text. -Okay, let's go there, then. 1339 01:03:25,343 --> 01:03:27,553 Let's go to the art show, right? That'll be perfect. 1340 01:03:27,637 --> 01:03:28,888 Let's pick a DUI song! 1341 01:03:30,223 --> 01:03:31,057 Anybody? 1342 01:03:31,682 --> 01:03:33,434 -Abby? -Silence is good for now. 1343 01:03:52,453 --> 01:03:54,080 This is a major fuck-up. 1344 01:03:54,205 --> 01:03:55,706 Abby's gonna hate this. 1345 01:03:56,415 --> 01:03:59,293 This wall of shoe boxes should really snap her out of her mood. 1346 01:04:08,970 --> 01:04:10,304 I'll tell you the answer. 1347 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,265 "No" and "No, you're not." 1348 01:04:13,641 --> 01:04:15,476 Abby, I know you don't want to talk about it, 1349 01:04:15,560 --> 01:04:18,396 -but I'm really sorry about your job. -Well, thanks. 1350 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,399 The one time I can't figure out how to get on Snapchat. 1351 01:04:21,482 --> 01:04:22,358 One time. 1352 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:23,985 And everybody saw. 1353 01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,614 Young people blow. 1354 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,663 Isn't Jade so ungodly cute? 1355 01:04:39,417 --> 01:04:42,670 Okay, guys, I'm gonna just say a couple words. 1356 01:04:44,755 --> 01:04:45,965 Yeah, so... 1357 01:04:46,215 --> 01:04:48,551 Art has been my raison d'être 1358 01:04:48,634 --> 01:04:51,804 since... literally my first moment of consciousness. 1359 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:58,019 I... can't believe I'm following in the footsteps of my heroes. 1360 01:04:58,185 --> 01:05:01,606 O'Keeffe, Kahlo, Warhol, Basquiat, 1361 01:05:01,814 --> 01:05:03,608 with my very own show. 1362 01:05:04,442 --> 01:05:07,320 So, thank you. I'm humbled. 1363 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,238 Clearly. 1364 01:05:10,239 --> 01:05:12,658 Thank you for coming in, too... like, from the city, 1365 01:05:12,742 --> 01:05:14,535 with the caravans and all of you, 1366 01:05:14,619 --> 01:05:17,997 it's... fucking so touching. So, thank you. 1367 01:05:19,582 --> 01:05:21,542 So, yeah. Let me get on with it. 1368 01:05:21,834 --> 01:05:25,129 The Nanny was more than a sitcom. 1369 01:05:25,922 --> 01:05:29,216 Okay, it was a post-modern psychodrama 1370 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,345 about classism and ambition in the 1990s. 1371 01:05:33,137 --> 01:05:36,974 You know, Fran Drescher's Fran Fine was an icon. 1372 01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:40,394 Honestly, I mean, a cultural touchstone. 1373 01:05:42,021 --> 01:05:45,066 God. All her art is Fran Drescher. 1374 01:05:46,442 --> 01:05:47,276 Why? 1375 01:05:47,568 --> 01:05:51,572 Yeah, so yeah, I'd like to just open up for some questions or comments. 1376 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:52,490 Yeah? 1377 01:05:52,573 --> 01:05:56,827 It's so contextual, but at the same time, wholly independent. 1378 01:05:57,244 --> 01:05:58,704 Did you do that consciously? 1379 01:05:58,788 --> 01:06:00,748 You know what? I did, yeah. 1380 01:06:01,123 --> 01:06:04,168 It's really a lettera d'amore to The Nanny. 1381 01:06:04,251 --> 01:06:07,838 But, more importantly, it's a reaction to all of our experiences 1382 01:06:07,922 --> 01:06:10,716 -surrounding The Nanny. -I never saw The Nanny, 1383 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:14,095 but I don't want that to stop me from participating in this conversation. 1384 01:06:14,178 --> 01:06:15,054 It shouldn't. 1385 01:06:15,638 --> 01:06:18,891 This piece. Am I supposed to feel scared? 1386 01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,686 Yes. I am so glad you got that vibe. 1387 01:06:21,769 --> 01:06:25,064 -Also offended. Yeah? -Very. Thank you. 1388 01:06:25,189 --> 01:06:27,316 Have you considered doing any other sitcom art? 1389 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:30,236 -Like, is ALF an option? -That's a good question. 1390 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:32,947 I think I'm focusing more on women right now. 1391 01:06:33,030 --> 01:06:36,367 'Cause, I don't know, I feel like time is up on ALF, right? 1392 01:06:36,450 --> 01:06:37,910 I have a question. 1393 01:06:38,285 --> 01:06:41,497 Do any of you watch TV? Like, is TV still a thing? 1394 01:06:41,580 --> 01:06:43,874 Like, do you watch those judging competition shows? 1395 01:06:44,083 --> 01:06:45,751 I've only seen TV in the movies. 1396 01:06:46,460 --> 01:06:48,963 I knew I was right. Dammit, gotta call my agent. 1397 01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:53,300 Adrian, comma, confirming I was correct 1398 01:06:53,467 --> 01:06:57,138 re, colon, streaming V, period, broadcast. 1399 01:06:57,346 --> 01:06:59,181 Shit, I don't have a signal. I gotta go outside. 1400 01:06:59,390 --> 01:07:04,186 Yeah, my oldest kid is 15, and on the verge of becoming... 1401 01:07:05,062 --> 01:07:06,063 this. 1402 01:07:06,147 --> 01:07:10,067 I just wanna know, how do I stop her from becoming an asshole? 1403 01:07:10,818 --> 01:07:12,653 I feel like I'm about to take umbrage. 1404 01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:14,196 Are you okay? 1405 01:07:14,530 --> 01:07:16,032 And you know what else worries me? 1406 01:07:16,115 --> 01:07:18,284 It is way too easy for you guys to get porn. 1407 01:07:18,659 --> 01:07:19,493 Oh, my God. 1408 01:07:19,702 --> 01:07:22,496 I used to drive miles in the middle of the night 1409 01:07:22,580 --> 01:07:25,124 just to go to this little newsstand by the bus station 1410 01:07:25,207 --> 01:07:26,959 just to find lesbo porn. 1411 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,879 You guys have it so lucky on the porn front. 1412 01:07:30,337 --> 01:07:33,591 I hadn't thought about it that way before. It's so interesting. 1413 01:07:34,050 --> 01:07:36,594 No wonder they're so scared of sexuality. 1414 01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:38,846 They associate it with hard work and fear. 1415 01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:40,973 And driving long distances. 1416 01:07:41,307 --> 01:07:43,017 I can't with the confidence in these people. 1417 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:43,934 Wait. 1418 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,729 So we're putting 'em down because they have healthy self-esteem? 1419 01:07:46,937 --> 01:07:49,315 I've spent my whole life thinking I suck. 1420 01:07:49,774 --> 01:07:51,650 You know what happened at my first poetry reading? 1421 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:52,902 I completely bombed. 1422 01:07:52,985 --> 01:07:56,197 No claps. No snaps. Just total silence. 1423 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:58,449 Till, finally, this one dude, way in the back, 1424 01:07:58,532 --> 01:08:01,660 he just turned to his girlfriend and he went, "Oof." 1425 01:08:02,495 --> 01:08:04,872 But you know what? That was an important "oof," 1426 01:08:05,206 --> 01:08:08,334 because it confirmed to me that I'm a complete piece of shit. 1427 01:08:08,459 --> 01:08:10,544 And that's what made me the writer I am today. 1428 01:08:10,628 --> 01:08:12,463 I thank God for that "oof." 1429 01:08:13,297 --> 01:08:15,633 -This girl needs an "oof." -Oof. 1430 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:19,303 Jade, we're not trying to hurt anyone's feelings. 1431 01:08:19,386 --> 01:08:21,180 My God, they were born with hurt feelings. 1432 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:25,017 Why don't you not blast your feelings all over your best friend, the internet? 1433 01:08:25,101 --> 01:08:26,811 Please, their parents are their best friends. 1434 01:08:27,144 --> 01:08:28,145 Well, that I do like. 1435 01:08:28,604 --> 01:08:30,689 You know who my best friend is? My best friend. 1436 01:08:30,815 --> 01:08:33,692 These women, right here, who I've known for 20-plus years. 1437 01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,862 And yeah, sure, sometimes I want to tell this one to fuck off. 1438 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:38,656 That's what intimacy looks like. 1439 01:08:38,739 --> 01:08:40,491 -You want me to fuck off? -What? 1440 01:08:40,574 --> 01:08:42,993 If you all are friends, why are you so mad at each other? 1441 01:08:43,077 --> 01:08:44,286 We're not mad. 1442 01:08:44,370 --> 01:08:46,539 -Crazy, mad, grouchy. Look at this one. -Fascinating. 1443 01:08:46,997 --> 01:08:48,707 We're not grouchy. 1444 01:08:48,791 --> 01:08:50,209 Guys, please forgive us. 1445 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:52,044 We've been drinking wine all day, 1446 01:08:52,128 --> 01:08:54,421 and we're just not right in our heads right now. 1447 01:08:54,505 --> 01:09:00,719 We are exactly where we need to be. We're doing fine. Fran Fine. 1448 01:09:03,472 --> 01:09:04,890 That's brilliant. Did you see that? 1449 01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,392 Is this part of the show? 1450 01:09:07,393 --> 01:09:09,937 That was... incredible. 1451 01:09:10,020 --> 01:09:12,606 You are amazing. Moms, you're amazing. 1452 01:09:15,192 --> 01:09:18,696 Context within context, that's exactly what we're talking about. 1453 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:37,131 Excuse me. Do you have Wi-Fi in here? 1454 01:09:37,673 --> 01:09:39,175 And then there was one. 1455 01:09:40,092 --> 01:09:41,302 Tammy, hi. 1456 01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:44,513 I'm just trying to get a little work done while the girls are at this art show. 1457 01:09:44,597 --> 01:09:45,681 -Art show? -Yeah. 1458 01:09:45,764 --> 01:09:47,808 Oof, things must have gone really sideways. 1459 01:09:48,350 --> 01:09:49,518 -Yeah. -Give me your phone. 1460 01:09:49,602 --> 01:09:52,104 -I'll get you online. -Oh, my God, awesome. Thank you. 1461 01:09:52,396 --> 01:09:55,816 Pedro, is the password still "penisgrigio72"? 1462 01:09:58,736 --> 01:10:01,322 Thank you. We need a couple of beers here also. 1463 01:10:02,114 --> 01:10:02,948 Cool. 1464 01:10:03,824 --> 01:10:05,117 Are you guys good pals? 1465 01:10:06,243 --> 01:10:07,411 We are acquaintances. 1466 01:10:10,372 --> 01:10:12,750 Do you ever get lonely up here, living by yourself? 1467 01:10:14,251 --> 01:10:16,962 No, I love it. Loneliness is for suckers. 1468 01:10:17,338 --> 01:10:19,256 'Cause you know who I can trust? Me. 1469 01:10:19,632 --> 01:10:22,384 You know who's never gonna bail on me? Me. 1470 01:10:23,010 --> 01:10:24,345 Anyway, get your shit done, 1471 01:10:24,428 --> 01:10:26,680 bring people joy with that fantastic pizza. 1472 01:10:26,889 --> 01:10:28,641 I'll be over here hitting bull's-eyes. 1473 01:10:31,936 --> 01:10:34,313 -Can I ask your advice on something? -Shoot. 1474 01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:37,942 -I'm being offered this TV show. -No, shoot the dart. 1475 01:10:38,150 --> 01:10:41,403 I'm uncomfortable in any one-on-one situation unless I can win. 1476 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:45,407 Sure. Right, okay. 1477 01:10:46,450 --> 01:10:47,952 Thanks, Val. 1478 01:10:48,160 --> 01:10:50,871 Do you think you can carry this one over, too? 1479 01:10:50,955 --> 01:10:51,956 You got it. 1480 01:10:52,039 --> 01:10:54,416 Okay, just be very careful. 1481 01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,584 -Oh, of course. -Okay. 1482 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,963 Oh, that smile is so infectious. 1483 01:10:59,129 --> 01:11:01,131 I know, it's so ironic, right? 1484 01:11:04,927 --> 01:11:06,262 Sorry about my friends. 1485 01:11:06,762 --> 01:11:08,764 Oh, no! I love them. 1486 01:11:09,473 --> 01:11:12,434 People are really liking my show! 1487 01:11:13,602 --> 01:11:15,938 Do you think you guys could come back and do that whole, 1488 01:11:16,021 --> 01:11:17,982 "I'm mad at young people" thing again? 1489 01:11:18,440 --> 01:11:19,441 I can ask. 1490 01:11:19,525 --> 01:11:22,444 But to be clear, we're not mad at young people. 1491 01:11:23,153 --> 01:11:24,738 Or I'd be mad at myself, right? 1492 01:11:27,616 --> 01:11:29,118 You're so funny, Val. 1493 01:11:30,035 --> 01:11:31,203 I'm happy we met. 1494 01:11:31,745 --> 01:11:32,579 Me, too. 1495 01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:35,666 I like you. 1496 01:11:39,378 --> 01:11:40,337 I like you, too. 1497 01:11:47,344 --> 01:11:48,804 Can I ask you something? 1498 01:11:55,644 --> 01:11:57,146 I think I know what it is. 1499 01:12:03,193 --> 01:12:05,863 I usually charge 800, but... 1500 01:12:06,405 --> 01:12:08,282 I'm gonna give it to you for 600. 1501 01:12:15,289 --> 01:12:16,665 Talking about the painting? 1502 01:12:21,462 --> 01:12:22,296 That's great. 1503 01:12:23,839 --> 01:12:25,924 'Cause I love your art so much. 1504 01:12:26,216 --> 01:12:28,719 -It's gonna look great. -I can't wait to hang it. 1505 01:12:28,802 --> 01:12:29,678 So happy. 1506 01:12:34,224 --> 01:12:38,312 As a business owner, you can't join in in the same way. 1507 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:42,358 You know, you can't worry about if people like you or not. 1508 01:12:43,942 --> 01:12:44,985 Yeah, I mean, I... 1509 01:12:46,028 --> 01:12:46,945 Shit. 1510 01:12:47,446 --> 01:12:49,448 I get that with my employees, 1511 01:12:49,531 --> 01:12:51,700 but we're talking about my oldest friends. 1512 01:12:51,784 --> 01:12:54,828 I mean, of course I'm gonna be worried about what they think. 1513 01:12:54,912 --> 01:12:58,123 -That's where you're fucking up. -Why? 1514 01:12:58,874 --> 01:13:02,628 Because I don't think your friends even invited you on this trip. 1515 01:13:02,961 --> 01:13:04,254 Did Abby tell you that? 1516 01:13:04,421 --> 01:13:06,298 Did she say five people were coming? 1517 01:13:06,423 --> 01:13:07,257 What? No. 1518 01:13:07,549 --> 01:13:10,302 Well, I'm saying work is a big part of who you are. 1519 01:13:10,469 --> 01:13:12,846 So if they don't let you talk about work, 1520 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:15,391 then they're not letting you be on this trip. 1521 01:13:15,474 --> 01:13:17,518 Yeah, okay. Can I just say something? 1522 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:19,353 No. Remember what I said? 1523 01:13:19,520 --> 01:13:21,605 About the phrase "Can I just say something?" 1524 01:13:21,688 --> 01:13:23,857 -Just walk away from that phrase. -Fuck, right. 1525 01:13:27,820 --> 01:13:28,821 When I was a kid, 1526 01:13:30,322 --> 01:13:31,698 I was always alone, you know? 1527 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:35,786 My mom was a single, working mother, that whole deal, right? 1528 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:39,206 And it really wasn't until I met these girls that I... 1529 01:13:40,040 --> 01:13:41,708 experienced family. 1530 01:13:42,709 --> 01:13:43,836 That's powerful. 1531 01:13:44,461 --> 01:13:45,838 Friendship is powerful. 1532 01:13:49,425 --> 01:13:50,717 You gotta do that show. 1533 01:13:51,552 --> 01:13:54,888 Stay busy, pizza for one. Be honest with yourself, 1534 01:13:54,972 --> 01:13:57,975 work is your best friend. And you gotta get contestants on that show 1535 01:13:58,058 --> 01:14:00,769 that are kids, because I love watching kids with knives. 1536 01:14:04,231 --> 01:14:05,149 Yeah. 1537 01:14:15,325 --> 01:14:17,035 This weekend is a mess. 1538 01:14:18,328 --> 01:14:20,664 I can't even plan a fun birthday trip. 1539 01:14:21,915 --> 01:14:24,126 Can I quote one of my favorite song lyrics? 1540 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:27,045 "Self-doubt is self-worth 1541 01:14:27,129 --> 01:14:28,505 in another universe." 1542 01:14:31,133 --> 01:14:32,134 What song is that? 1543 01:14:32,801 --> 01:14:33,635 My own. 1544 01:14:35,095 --> 01:14:35,971 Of course. 1545 01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:39,349 Is the paella ready yet? 1546 01:14:39,433 --> 01:14:41,518 Just about, maybe another four hours or so. 1547 01:14:41,602 --> 01:14:42,561 Oh, Jesus. 1548 01:14:42,644 --> 01:14:46,106 -How are you gonna get that thing home? -I don't know. I'll fucking fold it. 1549 01:14:46,648 --> 01:14:47,483 You know what? 1550 01:14:49,026 --> 01:14:51,236 Today was not an amazing day in wine country. 1551 01:14:52,738 --> 01:14:53,739 So, suck on that. 1552 01:14:59,369 --> 01:15:03,290 -So how is it? Are you having fun? -This trip is three nights too long. 1553 01:15:04,082 --> 01:15:07,211 But the trip is only three nights. Oh. I get it. 1554 01:15:09,463 --> 01:15:10,631 I wish I was there. 1555 01:15:11,715 --> 01:15:13,967 Hello, this is Olivia from Dr. Melton's office 1556 01:15:14,051 --> 01:15:16,845 calling to let you know that the results from your blood work are in. 1557 01:15:16,929 --> 01:15:19,681 If you could please give us a call back at your earliest convenience... 1558 01:15:56,760 --> 01:15:57,636 Fuck! 1559 01:15:59,388 --> 01:16:00,430 Oh, my God. 1560 01:16:00,639 --> 01:16:02,099 Oh, my back! 1561 01:16:05,269 --> 01:16:06,103 My back! 1562 01:16:10,023 --> 01:16:10,857 Oh, no. 1563 01:16:11,775 --> 01:16:13,527 Oh, my God, no. 1564 01:16:14,945 --> 01:16:16,738 Guys! 1565 01:16:21,243 --> 01:16:22,077 Hey. 1566 01:16:22,327 --> 01:16:24,705 So, quick update, the paella is still simmering. 1567 01:16:24,788 --> 01:16:26,873 It's gonna take a little longer than I thought. 1568 01:16:26,957 --> 01:16:28,000 Whatever, Devon. 1569 01:16:38,218 --> 01:16:39,845 Any chance we could have sex? 1570 01:17:05,912 --> 01:17:06,747 Fine. 1571 01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:16,089 Good morning, sunshine. 1572 01:17:17,007 --> 01:17:20,427 I'd love to stick around and snuggle, but the paella is probably peaking. 1573 01:17:20,510 --> 01:17:21,887 Devon, get the fuck out. 1574 01:17:22,054 --> 01:17:23,055 To be continued. 1575 01:17:27,517 --> 01:17:28,560 Rebecca? 1576 01:17:29,770 --> 01:17:32,230 What's going on? Are you okay? Did you pass out? 1577 01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:34,733 No, I'm not okay. 1578 01:17:35,108 --> 01:17:37,361 -I threw my back out. -Oh, no. 1579 01:17:37,527 --> 01:17:40,238 -Okay, let me call Tammy. -No, Naomi, shut up, shut it. 1580 01:17:40,322 --> 01:17:41,490 -Okay. -Just help me up here. 1581 01:17:41,573 --> 01:17:42,407 You got it. 1582 01:17:42,491 --> 01:17:44,326 -Okay, just get me up. -Okay, you got it. 1583 01:17:44,409 --> 01:17:46,703 -Okay, ready? One, two, three... -No problem. 1584 01:17:50,248 --> 01:17:51,124 Oh, honey. 1585 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:52,501 Are you okay? 1586 01:17:53,126 --> 01:17:54,378 I was lying here all night. 1587 01:17:55,462 --> 01:17:56,546 And I realized... 1588 01:17:57,297 --> 01:17:58,548 Abby was right about me. 1589 01:17:59,216 --> 01:18:01,677 I did need to take a good hard look in the mirror, 1590 01:18:02,135 --> 01:18:04,179 or in this case, the door. 1591 01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:06,598 And as I was lying here, 1592 01:18:06,973 --> 01:18:08,934 I saw every truth about myself. 1593 01:18:09,518 --> 01:18:10,394 Soon, 1594 01:18:10,977 --> 01:18:12,854 a trio of raccoons joined me. 1595 01:18:13,647 --> 01:18:14,481 Right there. 1596 01:18:15,565 --> 01:18:16,400 Yeah. 1597 01:18:17,109 --> 01:18:19,069 I locked eyes with the dad. 1598 01:18:21,154 --> 01:18:23,365 Once you've looked in the eye of a raccoon, 1599 01:18:24,449 --> 01:18:25,659 you know your truth. 1600 01:18:27,035 --> 01:18:28,912 How did you know he was the dad? 1601 01:18:29,162 --> 01:18:31,164 He was just the leader, I could tell. 1602 01:18:31,957 --> 01:18:33,083 But you didn't, like, look at-- 1603 01:18:33,166 --> 01:18:36,586 They were all with me, though. They stayed here. It was amazing. 1604 01:18:36,920 --> 01:18:39,506 -You saw a family of raccoons? -Yes. 1605 01:18:40,424 --> 01:18:41,508 And you communicated with them? 1606 01:18:41,591 --> 01:18:43,802 I connected with them more than anyone this whole weekend. 1607 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:46,638 Honey, did you take that molly? 1608 01:18:47,347 --> 01:18:49,015 They helped me see what I really am. 1609 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:51,893 -An old lady. -What? 1610 01:18:52,352 --> 01:18:54,646 Yes, it's true. I'm old, 50! 1611 01:18:54,730 --> 01:18:56,606 -That's half a fucking century. -Listen... 1612 01:18:57,232 --> 01:19:00,902 we are all getting older, and... maybe our bodies aren't working-- 1613 01:19:00,986 --> 01:19:02,654 Fuck feedback. I don't want any feedback right now. 1614 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,823 -Okay. -I need to make some big changes. 1615 01:19:05,407 --> 01:19:06,241 Number one... 1616 01:19:07,492 --> 01:19:08,744 I'm in a shitty marriage. 1617 01:19:09,536 --> 01:19:13,373 Brian is a world-class ding-dong. 1618 01:19:16,084 --> 01:19:16,918 Thank God. 1619 01:19:17,961 --> 01:19:19,504 Brian sucks. 1620 01:19:20,922 --> 01:19:22,716 Hey, what's going on in here? 1621 01:19:23,675 --> 01:19:25,844 Rebecca threw her back out, and Brian sucks. 1622 01:19:26,094 --> 01:19:27,471 What? No. 1623 01:19:27,554 --> 01:19:28,972 Val, she knows. 1624 01:19:29,848 --> 01:19:31,516 -Thank God. -Yeah, we don't like him. 1625 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,852 -Such an asshole. -I'm done lying to myself. 1626 01:19:34,186 --> 01:19:36,021 I'm ready to tell it like it is. 1627 01:19:36,104 --> 01:19:37,814 It's just like Lady Sunshine said. 1628 01:19:38,190 --> 01:19:40,567 It is later than we think, so-- 1629 01:19:41,860 --> 01:19:43,820 Okay. Get me up off this floor. 1630 01:19:43,945 --> 01:19:48,492 'Cause we are gonna do everything on that goddamn itinerary, 1631 01:19:48,575 --> 01:19:50,160 and we are gonna do it now! 1632 01:19:50,243 --> 01:19:52,788 This is really good news, 'cause I have planned exciting things. 1633 01:19:52,871 --> 01:19:55,290 Where's Catherine? Has anyone seen her this morning? 1634 01:19:55,373 --> 01:19:59,044 Oh, my God, did she leave early to do that stupid-ass cooking show? 1635 01:19:59,169 --> 01:20:01,505 Unbelievable, she full-on bailed on Rebecca's birthday. 1636 01:20:01,588 --> 01:20:05,133 -Oh, happy birthday by the way. -Happy birthday! 1637 01:20:05,592 --> 01:20:06,593 Load me up! 1638 01:20:06,843 --> 01:20:07,928 -Okay. -Let's go! 1639 01:20:08,011 --> 01:20:10,055 -You all right? -Go! Move! 1640 01:20:10,138 --> 01:20:11,890 -Okay, don't-- -Get me out of this bathrobe, though. 1641 01:20:11,973 --> 01:20:15,018 It's really depressing. Put me in my finest muumuu! 1642 01:20:16,853 --> 01:20:19,022 Hey! Good news. 1643 01:20:19,231 --> 01:20:21,107 Two hours and counting on the paella. 1644 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:23,902 How in God's name is that paella not ready? 1645 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:26,112 I got a little sidetracked last night. 1646 01:20:26,404 --> 01:20:28,573 -Stop. -Okay, you know what? It's fine. 1647 01:20:28,657 --> 01:20:31,743 -We don't even want the paella. -No, I can't wait to taste it, Devon. 1648 01:20:31,827 --> 01:20:34,162 No, let's not bullshit him. We don't want the paella. 1649 01:20:34,246 --> 01:20:36,957 Life is too short to wait for the paella! 1650 01:20:37,749 --> 01:20:41,670 Ladies, we are gonna grab this day by the motherfucking balls. 1651 01:20:41,753 --> 01:20:44,965 I'm gonna get this wheely chair onto this senior van, 1652 01:20:45,048 --> 01:20:48,343 -and I'm going to my birthday brunch! -Yeah! All right, let's do it! 1653 01:20:48,426 --> 01:20:49,427 Let's move it! Yeah! 1654 01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:51,596 I feel every bump. 1655 01:20:51,680 --> 01:20:53,348 -Oh, okay, sorry. -Okay, no, it's all right. 1656 01:20:56,059 --> 01:20:57,394 My work here is done. 1657 01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:01,898 Okay, are you ready? 1658 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:05,694 -Lay it on me. Big five-oh. -Okay, here we go. 1659 01:21:06,027 --> 01:21:07,863 -Keep your eyes closed. -Okay. 1660 01:21:10,323 --> 01:21:13,243 Happy, happy birthday It's your special day 1661 01:21:13,326 --> 01:21:16,246 Have a slice of pizza What's your favorite way? Hey! 1662 01:21:17,122 --> 01:21:19,332 This is like end of A League of Their Own 1663 01:21:19,416 --> 01:21:21,877 where the baseball ladies show up at the hall of fame. 1664 01:21:21,960 --> 01:21:23,044 So, check it out. 1665 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:25,881 I just want to show you what I-- what we did. Okay. 1666 01:21:25,964 --> 01:21:28,466 We got the original sign from Antonio's. 1667 01:21:29,092 --> 01:21:30,844 It says "Happy birthday, Rebecca." 1668 01:21:30,969 --> 01:21:32,762 There's pictures of us. These are the prices... 1669 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:33,680 Oh, my God. 1670 01:21:33,763 --> 01:21:35,390 ...that we had when we were waiting tables. 1671 01:21:35,473 --> 01:21:37,601 Here is the mural that somebody did a copy of. 1672 01:21:37,684 --> 01:21:39,436 But what's different about the face? 1673 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:45,483 -You didn't! How did you do that? -We had Antonio's pizza flown in. 1674 01:21:45,567 --> 01:21:47,360 -And these... -Oh, my God. 1675 01:21:47,485 --> 01:21:50,655 ...are the original bread baskets we used. And everyone can take one of these home. 1676 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:52,198 Wow. That is-- 1677 01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:54,576 Okay, so, Antonio could not be with us 'cause he's dead. 1678 01:21:54,659 --> 01:21:57,954 But we have our DJ dressed up like Antonio, 1679 01:21:58,038 --> 01:22:00,582 and he is ready to get this party started! 1680 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:23,104 Well, doesn't this look fun. 1681 01:22:23,939 --> 01:22:26,066 -Catherine! -Cut it! 1682 01:22:26,149 --> 01:22:28,151 Catherine! Hey! Catherine! 1683 01:22:28,526 --> 01:22:30,111 Sorry, we thought you left. 1684 01:22:30,570 --> 01:22:31,738 I have a shirt for you. 1685 01:22:31,863 --> 01:22:35,075 -Did you guys even notice that I was gone? -We tried to contact you. 1686 01:22:35,158 --> 01:22:37,702 -The Wi-Fi here is... -The password is so long. 1687 01:22:37,786 --> 01:22:40,205 I shouldn't have even come on this trip. I'm clearly not wanted. 1688 01:22:40,288 --> 01:22:41,998 I mean, and Abby, can you just be honest? 1689 01:22:42,082 --> 01:22:44,584 Did you get a five-bedroom because I wasn't really invited? 1690 01:22:44,876 --> 01:22:48,046 What? No. I honestly thought Jenny wouldn't show. 1691 01:22:48,129 --> 01:22:50,382 -Same. -Whatever, I don't care anymore. 1692 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,343 Don't worry, you clearly won't notice that I'm gone. 1693 01:22:56,888 --> 01:22:57,764 Wow. 1694 01:22:59,224 --> 01:23:00,058 Hey, cut it. 1695 01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:02,477 I thought she was clapping. 1696 01:23:02,560 --> 01:23:05,021 -It was a slow clap. -She's clapping sarcastically. 1697 01:23:05,105 --> 01:23:07,607 Wait, who's talking? I can't see. What's happening? 1698 01:23:07,691 --> 01:23:10,402 -Okay, what's going on here? -Oh, what's going on here 1699 01:23:10,485 --> 01:23:12,946 is I threw my back out 'cause I'm old. 1700 01:23:13,029 --> 01:23:14,948 Oh, my God, Rebecca, you are not old. 1701 01:23:15,031 --> 01:23:18,910 Oh, please, just don't throw the word "vivacious" at me or I will lose it. 1702 01:23:20,578 --> 01:23:22,789 Naomi, what is with the slow clap? 1703 01:23:23,039 --> 01:23:24,332 Oh, I am just applauding 1704 01:23:24,416 --> 01:23:27,043 the greatest self-fulfilling prophecy of all time. 1705 01:23:27,127 --> 01:23:28,461 What are you talking about? 1706 01:23:28,545 --> 01:23:31,464 You always think that you're not invited or we leave you out. 1707 01:23:31,548 --> 01:23:32,924 So you bury yourself in your work, 1708 01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:36,928 but then, you're so buried in your work that you are left out. 1709 01:23:37,345 --> 01:23:40,306 I'm busy, okay? I can't just take off work whenever I feel like it, 1710 01:23:40,390 --> 01:23:43,101 and I shouldn't have to apologize for being successful. 1711 01:23:43,393 --> 01:23:47,147 We are not asking you to apologize for being successful. 1712 01:23:47,522 --> 01:23:49,524 I'm proud as fuck of you! 1713 01:23:49,899 --> 01:23:53,778 But have you ever considered that we might really need you here? 1714 01:23:54,821 --> 01:23:56,823 We all need all of us here. 1715 01:23:56,906 --> 01:23:59,659 I need to know that we're all gonna be there for each other, 1716 01:23:59,743 --> 01:24:01,786 because this group is sacred to me 1717 01:24:02,537 --> 01:24:05,457 And if we can't get through a weekend together, 1718 01:24:07,250 --> 01:24:09,377 well, then I'm completely lost. 1719 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:14,132 I am going through a really hard time, and... 1720 01:24:14,966 --> 01:24:16,342 I... You know what? 1721 01:24:16,676 --> 01:24:18,094 God, fuck it! 1722 01:24:19,220 --> 01:24:20,096 Fuck! 1723 01:24:20,180 --> 01:24:23,183 Fuck. DJ, play that fucking song! 1724 01:24:23,933 --> 01:24:24,809 Cut it. 1725 01:24:26,186 --> 01:24:27,270 What hard time? 1726 01:24:31,566 --> 01:24:33,443 I finally took the BRCA gene test. 1727 01:24:33,777 --> 01:24:34,944 And my results came back, 1728 01:24:35,653 --> 01:24:38,490 and I'm too afraid to call because I'm not ready to hear 1729 01:24:38,573 --> 01:24:40,617 that I'm dying of breast cancer. Okay? 1730 01:24:44,579 --> 01:24:45,413 My God. 1731 01:24:55,507 --> 01:24:58,093 Why isn't anybody telling anybody shit? 1732 01:24:58,176 --> 01:24:59,928 Because Lady Sunshine was right. 1733 01:25:00,053 --> 01:25:01,387 No, she wasn't. 1734 01:25:03,181 --> 01:25:04,516 Maybe I should go after her. 1735 01:25:04,599 --> 01:25:08,103 There's a slideshow coming up that I think's gonna really lift her spirits. 1736 01:25:08,228 --> 01:25:12,023 Abby, do you really think a slideshow is gonna make her fears go away? 1737 01:25:12,440 --> 01:25:14,651 What? I don't know. Maybe. 1738 01:25:15,151 --> 01:25:17,987 Look, Rebecca. I'm just trying to fix this birthday 1739 01:25:18,071 --> 01:25:21,366 so you can have fun, okay? Why is this so difficult? 1740 01:25:22,075 --> 01:25:25,537 All right, Abby, let's get real here, okay? 1741 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:29,332 You got fired, right? And this planning this birthday 1742 01:25:29,415 --> 01:25:32,085 is probably the first sense of control you've had in years. 1743 01:25:32,544 --> 01:25:35,463 That's totally okay, but you asked me over and over 1744 01:25:35,547 --> 01:25:38,007 what I wanted for my birthday, but you didn't listen. 1745 01:25:38,091 --> 01:25:40,301 So let's stop pretending that this weekend is about me 1746 01:25:40,385 --> 01:25:42,387 because it's all about you. 1747 01:25:52,021 --> 01:25:53,148 Don't come after me. 1748 01:25:53,439 --> 01:25:56,151 I'm not coming after you. This is a dual storm out. 1749 01:25:56,234 --> 01:25:58,194 Where are we going? Do you see them? 1750 01:25:58,736 --> 01:26:00,071 Naomi, stop. 1751 01:26:00,155 --> 01:26:02,115 Leave me alone. I want to be by myself. 1752 01:26:02,699 --> 01:26:04,075 I wanna be by myself! 1753 01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:08,413 Naomi, wait, you're not dying. 1754 01:26:08,496 --> 01:26:09,956 You're gonna be fine. 1755 01:26:10,165 --> 01:26:12,792 Really? How do you know, Val? What are you, an oracle? 1756 01:26:12,876 --> 01:26:14,294 Are your eyeballs a mammogram? 1757 01:26:14,377 --> 01:26:16,462 You just scan me, and you know I'm gonna be fine? 1758 01:26:16,546 --> 01:26:19,215 I don't know, okay? I'm trying to be a nice person. 1759 01:26:19,299 --> 01:26:21,718 Can I ask you something? Why did you tip Lady Sunshine? 1760 01:26:22,302 --> 01:26:25,680 She charged, like, $500 to tell all of us that we sucked. 1761 01:26:25,889 --> 01:26:29,017 I can tip whoever the hell I want as much as I want. 1762 01:26:29,100 --> 01:26:30,435 I'm a grown-ass woman. 1763 01:26:30,518 --> 01:26:33,062 Good. Go tip the whole world. See how that works for you. 1764 01:26:33,354 --> 01:26:34,898 This is a nightmare. 1765 01:26:35,231 --> 01:26:36,524 Then go home, Jenny. 1766 01:26:36,649 --> 01:26:38,109 We all know you want to. 1767 01:26:38,193 --> 01:26:41,529 All weekend, all these withering glances, making me feel like two cents. 1768 01:26:41,613 --> 01:26:44,741 Well, what do you want? A round of applause for most planning? 1769 01:26:44,824 --> 01:26:47,160 Naomi, be a grown-up and call your doctor. 1770 01:26:47,785 --> 01:26:49,621 You are acting like a millennial. 1771 01:26:49,704 --> 01:26:50,955 How dare-- 1772 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:53,291 -Something bit me! -What did? 1773 01:26:53,374 --> 01:26:55,001 Oh, my God! A snake. 1774 01:26:55,084 --> 01:26:56,419 What? 1775 01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,254 -Oh, my God! -No! 1776 01:26:58,338 --> 01:27:01,382 -Someone tell me what's happening! -Naomi got bit by a snake! 1777 01:27:01,633 --> 01:27:02,926 Oh, my God, it's like the cards. 1778 01:27:03,468 --> 01:27:06,095 -Old rocks, snakes. -Oh, my God, it's happening. 1779 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:09,641 Lady Sunshine was for real. I bet if we looked it up on the internet, 1780 01:27:09,724 --> 01:27:11,643 we'd find out that she's been dead for 50 years. 1781 01:27:11,726 --> 01:27:14,979 Oh, my God, my leg is seizing up! Fuck! 1782 01:27:15,063 --> 01:27:17,774 Everybody, stay really calm. We need to elevate it. We need to ice it. 1783 01:27:17,857 --> 01:27:19,692 We need to call 911. We're gonna call 911. 1784 01:27:19,776 --> 01:27:22,195 We're calling 911. Fuck me, there's no signal. 1785 01:27:22,278 --> 01:27:24,989 -Fucking never service. -Does anyone have a hot spot? 1786 01:27:25,073 --> 01:27:26,658 Does anyone know how to get it brighter? 1787 01:27:26,741 --> 01:27:29,077 -I just took three pictures. -...then look for brightness... 1788 01:27:29,160 --> 01:27:33,164 -My phone is so slow. -Oh, my God, I'm gonna die! 1789 01:27:33,957 --> 01:27:35,625 No, you're not gonna die, Naomi. 1790 01:27:35,708 --> 01:27:38,670 You're not gonna die, and you know why? 'Cause I'm going to get help. 1791 01:27:38,795 --> 01:27:40,505 Val 2.0! 1792 01:27:41,422 --> 01:27:42,799 Val! 1793 01:27:44,050 --> 01:27:45,260 Oh, my God! 1794 01:27:47,053 --> 01:27:49,973 Shit! It sounds like Val's getting smaller! 1795 01:27:54,143 --> 01:27:54,978 Wait! 1796 01:27:55,853 --> 01:27:57,605 -Wait! -What's going on? 1797 01:27:57,981 --> 01:28:00,441 -What was that? -Val fell down the hill. 1798 01:28:01,109 --> 01:28:04,070 -I'm going. -What? You're going? 1799 01:28:04,153 --> 01:28:05,446 Wait, Jenny's going? 1800 01:28:06,322 --> 01:28:07,740 Someone's gotta help her. 1801 01:28:07,824 --> 01:28:09,534 Why don't we just go back the way we came in? 1802 01:28:09,617 --> 01:28:11,786 No! Hell no! There's snakes back there. 1803 01:28:12,578 --> 01:28:14,664 -No, Jenny! -What's happening? 1804 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:17,417 -Jenny? -Jenny, no! 1805 01:28:18,376 --> 01:28:21,254 Jenny? Oh, my God, how is she not falling? 1806 01:28:21,587 --> 01:28:22,880 Hey, Jenny! 1807 01:28:23,339 --> 01:28:25,675 Wow. Did she ski as a kid? 1808 01:28:28,052 --> 01:28:29,637 Man, she's keeping that wine safe. 1809 01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:33,308 I am not gonna die 1810 01:28:33,391 --> 01:28:35,893 of a poisonous snake bite on the top of this hill. 1811 01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:38,146 Not today, Satan! I got this. 1812 01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:39,314 What? 1813 01:28:40,315 --> 01:28:42,817 -I'm going! -Okay, now, Naomi's going. 1814 01:28:43,735 --> 01:28:46,654 Help me out of this cart, I need to go down the hill. 1815 01:28:48,698 --> 01:28:49,824 What about your back? 1816 01:28:49,991 --> 01:28:52,952 -You know what? It's my birthday. -Oh, God. 1817 01:28:53,036 --> 01:28:56,914 And I'm not gonna lay here and watch the fucking clouds go by. 1818 01:28:57,081 --> 01:28:59,876 Now, get me off this cart. 1819 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,377 Hold on. 1820 01:29:01,461 --> 01:29:04,339 -Naomi, you can do it! -There's wine down here! 1821 01:29:04,422 --> 01:29:05,798 Go! 1822 01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,762 -Oh, boy. -Oh, cripes. 1823 01:29:13,973 --> 01:29:15,433 -No... -Jump! 1824 01:29:15,516 --> 01:29:16,351 Naomi! 1825 01:29:17,226 --> 01:29:18,061 Fuck! 1826 01:29:20,688 --> 01:29:22,065 Is everybody okay? 1827 01:29:24,192 --> 01:29:25,068 Oh, my God. 1828 01:29:26,152 --> 01:29:27,570 That fixed my back! 1829 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:29,822 Oh, God! 1830 01:29:33,117 --> 01:29:34,410 I'm gonna take the easy way. 1831 01:29:35,495 --> 01:29:38,039 -You did it. That was crazy. -We did it. 1832 01:29:38,122 --> 01:29:39,165 Oh, my God. 1833 01:29:39,582 --> 01:29:41,376 Easy. 1834 01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:45,421 Just get to the bush, and you're fine from there. 1835 01:29:45,671 --> 01:29:46,631 That's what she said. 1836 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:54,055 Just let go! We're here for you! 1837 01:29:54,263 --> 01:29:55,431 You got this, Abby. 1838 01:29:55,515 --> 01:29:58,226 -I'm gonna let go! -You can do it! 1839 01:29:59,894 --> 01:30:02,397 You're braving the wilderness, Abby! 1840 01:30:06,734 --> 01:30:09,362 -You got it! Yeah! -Of course I'm the last one left. 1841 01:30:09,946 --> 01:30:11,197 Oh, my God. 1842 01:30:13,074 --> 01:30:14,784 Hello? Oh, hi! 1843 01:30:15,284 --> 01:30:17,036 Hi! The whole team's there. Hi, guys! 1844 01:30:17,120 --> 01:30:19,163 -Cath, come on! -Yeah! 1845 01:30:19,247 --> 01:30:20,248 Great, go ahead. 1846 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:23,000 Are you kidding me? She's taking a call? 1847 01:30:23,709 --> 01:30:24,544 Okay. 1848 01:30:25,545 --> 01:30:28,798 So you're saying that you think I would be stupid to pass on this offer. 1849 01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:32,802 Well, I'm gonna be stupid. I'm gonna pass. 1850 01:30:33,428 --> 01:30:36,431 You know what? Life is just going by me faster than I thought it would, 1851 01:30:36,514 --> 01:30:39,100 and I'm tired of chasing the next big thing. 1852 01:30:39,183 --> 01:30:41,519 I-- It's kept me from living in the present. 1853 01:30:42,812 --> 01:30:44,981 Okay, I'm gonna hang up before I change my mind. 1854 01:30:50,736 --> 01:30:53,030 In case you're wondering, I said no to the job! 1855 01:30:53,406 --> 01:30:55,491 -What is she saying? -We can't hear you! 1856 01:30:55,825 --> 01:30:58,369 I wanna be able to go on vacation, you know? 1857 01:31:04,542 --> 01:31:06,335 I'm so sorry, we can't hear you! 1858 01:31:06,878 --> 01:31:09,005 But here's the thing you do have to know about me. 1859 01:31:09,088 --> 01:31:10,631 I love working. 1860 01:31:10,923 --> 01:31:12,383 I do. I love it. 1861 01:31:14,302 --> 01:31:15,845 But I'm gonna come down there. 1862 01:31:17,054 --> 01:31:18,306 I'm coming down now, 1863 01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:20,475 because I choose you. 1864 01:31:21,184 --> 01:31:23,060 -I mean, should we nod? -I can't hear a word. 1865 01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:24,061 I didn't get one word of that. 1866 01:31:24,145 --> 01:31:27,607 Adrian, comma, send ambulance to Sacred Moon Winery, period. 1867 01:31:27,690 --> 01:31:30,234 Friend bitten by snake, exclamation point, question mark. 1868 01:31:30,318 --> 01:31:32,195 Snake emoji. Send. 1869 01:31:47,251 --> 01:31:49,337 Swan dive maybe wasn't the best idea. 1870 01:31:49,962 --> 01:31:51,589 Gonna feel that one tomorrow. 1871 01:31:55,134 --> 01:31:56,552 But it was glorious. 1872 01:31:57,678 --> 01:31:58,513 Thanks. 1873 01:32:02,183 --> 01:32:04,435 Okay, so the snake wasn't venomous. 1874 01:32:05,478 --> 01:32:08,272 We treated it with some antibacterial cream, and... 1875 01:32:09,148 --> 01:32:10,024 you're all good. 1876 01:32:11,317 --> 01:32:14,570 Well, I'm definitely not all good. 1877 01:32:15,780 --> 01:32:16,906 Little condescending. 1878 01:32:16,989 --> 01:32:20,993 So, we almost died on that hill because of a non-venomous snake? 1879 01:32:21,410 --> 01:32:23,704 Yeah, you know, honestly, I think it might have been a sharp twig. 1880 01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:26,958 Sometimes those catch you at the wrong angle. 1881 01:32:27,041 --> 01:32:29,335 No, it was a snake. We saw a snake. 1882 01:32:29,418 --> 01:32:31,045 Also, I'm a grown woman. 1883 01:32:31,128 --> 01:32:33,631 I think I know when I've been bit by a snake. 1884 01:32:34,090 --> 01:32:35,800 Let me guess, Dr. Dickswing, 1885 01:32:36,050 --> 01:32:37,468 it's because of her period. 1886 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:39,971 That's the problem with the medical establishment, no one listens to women. 1887 01:32:40,054 --> 01:32:43,516 Right. This is why more women die of heart attacks, right here. 1888 01:32:43,891 --> 01:32:45,851 Also, I don't appreciate it 1889 01:32:45,935 --> 01:32:48,938 when you grin at me while giving me my results. 1890 01:32:49,230 --> 01:32:50,398 'Cause I could have died. 1891 01:32:50,815 --> 01:32:52,066 When I get home, 1892 01:32:52,525 --> 01:32:55,111 and if there is venom in my ankle, 1893 01:32:55,236 --> 01:32:58,948 I'm gonna come back here and make sure you personally suck it out. 1894 01:32:59,031 --> 01:32:59,991 -Yeah. -Suck it. 1895 01:33:00,241 --> 01:33:02,368 I'm not entirely sure what's happening here. 1896 01:33:02,952 --> 01:33:04,954 -Thank you, that'll be all. -Okay, thank you. 1897 01:33:05,079 --> 01:33:09,041 Also, tell your mom to pick you up after your shift, Doogie! 1898 01:33:09,584 --> 01:33:11,335 Fucking dickweed. 1899 01:33:12,086 --> 01:33:12,962 So should we... 1900 01:33:14,797 --> 01:33:16,299 head on back to the house? 1901 01:33:19,302 --> 01:33:20,386 We need to make a call. 1902 01:33:27,852 --> 01:33:28,894 Call doctor...? 1903 01:33:30,396 --> 01:33:31,314 Melton. 1904 01:33:33,649 --> 01:33:34,817 Call Dr. Melton. 1905 01:33:37,153 --> 01:33:38,529 Hello, Dr. Melton's office. 1906 01:33:38,821 --> 01:33:40,364 Hi, this is Naomi Reid. 1907 01:33:40,531 --> 01:33:43,034 I'm calling for the results of my BRCA test. 1908 01:33:43,576 --> 01:33:46,954 Yes, let me get the results for you. Let me put you on a brief hold, okay? 1909 01:33:47,371 --> 01:33:48,205 Yeah. 1910 01:33:49,248 --> 01:33:51,000 That was a really good Naomi. 1911 01:33:55,296 --> 01:33:57,673 No matter what this news is, we got you, okay? 1912 01:34:02,219 --> 01:34:03,179 Hi, Mrs. Reid? 1913 01:34:04,013 --> 01:34:06,057 Hi, yes, your blood work came back negative. 1914 01:34:06,724 --> 01:34:08,809 Thank you. 1915 01:34:11,812 --> 01:34:13,481 Thank you so much. 1916 01:34:13,898 --> 01:34:16,192 And what were the results of my fart test? 1917 01:34:20,446 --> 01:34:21,614 I don't have it. 1918 01:34:22,948 --> 01:34:23,824 Hey, Janiece. 1919 01:34:24,533 --> 01:34:26,994 How's your son? Still on the chess team? 1920 01:34:27,078 --> 01:34:30,206 -Oh, yeah, big nerd. -It's the only way to raise 'em. 1921 01:34:30,831 --> 01:34:32,166 Hey, Tammy's here. 1922 01:34:32,416 --> 01:34:34,168 How'd you know where we were at? 1923 01:34:34,293 --> 01:34:36,796 Well, I heard on the scanner that six middle-aged ladies 1924 01:34:36,879 --> 01:34:39,006 went to the ER. Figured it had to be you guys. 1925 01:34:42,802 --> 01:34:45,471 So, do you still want me to call that taxi for you? 1926 01:34:46,138 --> 01:34:48,641 No. My friend will drive us. 1927 01:34:49,600 --> 01:34:51,560 Did not know we were using the f-word. 1928 01:34:52,603 --> 01:34:54,563 I am deleting Jade. 1929 01:34:55,564 --> 01:34:56,941 I'm too cool for her, I think. 1930 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:58,317 -Indeed. -Poor thing. 1931 01:34:58,943 --> 01:35:01,529 Well, at least you got a great painting of the Nanny out of the deal. 1932 01:35:01,612 --> 01:35:03,698 What did that cost you? Like, 50 bucks? 1933 01:35:04,156 --> 01:35:05,032 Yeah, about that. 1934 01:35:05,116 --> 01:35:08,160 -Let me take that plant off your hands. -You deserve it, Janiece. 1935 01:35:08,285 --> 01:35:10,162 Okay, come on, truck's out front. 1936 01:35:10,871 --> 01:35:12,707 What happened to you guys anyway? 1937 01:35:13,249 --> 01:35:15,751 -Fell down a hill. -Seems about right. 1938 01:35:40,234 --> 01:35:43,279 -Thank you, Tammy. -De nada. Now... 1939 01:35:43,487 --> 01:35:47,032 I'm just gonna remind you to ping-pong between water and wine 1940 01:35:47,116 --> 01:35:49,034 because that helps with the hangover. 1941 01:35:49,326 --> 01:35:52,037 Oh, is that... the things we say now? 1942 01:35:52,121 --> 01:35:53,205 Absolutely. 1943 01:35:53,330 --> 01:35:55,708 -Good job, Tammy! -Oh, good one, Tammy! 1944 01:35:55,791 --> 01:35:58,586 -I'm gonna let you guys get to it. -Tammy, stay and hang with us. 1945 01:35:58,669 --> 01:36:02,131 -No, that's all right. -Yeah! Sit right there. 1946 01:36:02,214 --> 01:36:03,132 Come have some fun. 1947 01:36:03,215 --> 01:36:05,676 -Park it. Drop your can. -Park your pooter. 1948 01:36:05,760 --> 01:36:08,679 -Thank you very much. -All right, ladies, I just want to say... 1949 01:36:09,138 --> 01:36:10,681 thank you for a great birthday. 1950 01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:13,476 Rebecca. Happy birthday to Rebecca. 1951 01:36:13,559 --> 01:36:17,730 -Come on, give it to me! All about me! -Rebecca! 1952 01:36:17,813 --> 01:36:19,648 -Happy birthday, love you. -Cheers. 1953 01:36:19,982 --> 01:36:20,983 Cheers. 1954 01:36:23,944 --> 01:36:24,862 Oh, my God. 1955 01:36:25,279 --> 01:36:26,864 -Oh, wow. -It's cool, right? 1956 01:36:27,990 --> 01:36:29,742 Abby, did you plan this? 1957 01:36:30,409 --> 01:36:31,744 I love it! 1958 01:36:32,578 --> 01:36:33,996 I'm so glad you like it. 1959 01:36:43,255 --> 01:36:44,423 Guys, I fucked Devon. 1960 01:36:45,341 --> 01:36:47,134 -What? -Excuse me? 1961 01:36:47,718 --> 01:36:50,304 I fucked Devon. I had sex with him. I fucked Devon. 1962 01:36:51,055 --> 01:36:52,723 -Paella Devon? -Yeah. 1963 01:36:54,433 --> 01:36:55,976 Oh, my God. 1964 01:36:56,227 --> 01:36:58,395 This is mind-blowing. 1965 01:36:59,021 --> 01:37:00,648 -Was it good? -Oh, yeah. 1966 01:37:00,856 --> 01:37:01,732 Dang. 1967 01:37:02,149 --> 01:37:04,401 Ew, they're cheersing to it. 1968 01:37:05,528 --> 01:37:06,695 Oh, my God. 1969 01:37:07,154 --> 01:37:09,323 -I, too, fucked Devon. -What? 1970 01:37:10,699 --> 01:37:12,493 -No. -Yeah, I did. 1971 01:37:12,576 --> 01:37:14,954 -Don't do that right now. -Did everybody fuck Devon? 1972 01:37:15,120 --> 01:37:17,122 Did I fuck Devon? 1973 01:37:17,748 --> 01:37:19,792 Guess he really did come with the house. 1974 01:37:22,795 --> 01:37:24,797 -Oh, Tammy liked that one! -Okay. 1975 01:37:25,881 --> 01:37:28,133 You know, I'm really glad I came on this trip. 1976 01:37:28,592 --> 01:37:29,760 Oh, my God. 1977 01:37:31,679 --> 01:37:32,638 I love you guys. 1978 01:40:09,670 --> 01:40:11,922 Are we singing that last part wrong, or are we singing-- 1979 01:40:12,006 --> 01:40:14,008 -I beefed it so many times. -I beefed it many times.