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I get it. 7 00:01:14,520 --> 00:01:16,000 Big change, right? 8 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,549 But that was me in 1993, 9 00:01:18,680 --> 00:01:20,319 the day I decided to show 10 00:01:20,400 --> 00:01:22,551 everyone at Windsor Middle School 11 00:01:22,640 --> 00:01:24,552 what I did best. 12 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,711 The laws of science. 13 00:01:26,800 --> 00:01:29,872 They're actually true. I can trust them. 14 00:01:29,960 --> 00:01:31,235 I can rely on them. 15 00:01:31,360 --> 00:01:33,556 Who cares? 16 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,757 There she is. You know her. 17 00:01:35,840 --> 00:01:39,311 The person who just can't let you live your best life. 18 00:01:40,320 --> 00:01:43,757 Prepare to behold a death-defying feat! 19 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,119 I trust the conservation of mechanical energy 100%. 20 00:01:52,200 --> 00:01:57,229 So much, in fact, that I am willing to risk my very life to demonstrate. 21 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,356 Boo! 22 00:02:01,240 --> 00:02:05,314 Because this ball should not be able to pass this very spot again. 23 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:07,755 Go! 24 00:02:08,560 --> 00:02:10,392 Ooh! 25 00:02:17,120 --> 00:02:19,999 Now, this should have been my moment of victory. 26 00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:21,958 And for seven glorious seconds, 27 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:23,952 I was on top of the world. 28 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:30,513 But then, just like that, it was over. 29 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,110 - Ow. Ow, ow, ow... - Something changed. 30 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,677 Little did I know, that something would be me. 31 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:41,797 Jordan, I know you had big plans to go out there 32 00:02:41,880 --> 00:02:43,837 and show those kids how awesome you really are, 33 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,035 so they wouldn't be so hard on you at school every day. 34 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:48,793 Being me sucks. 35 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,776 I want to be someone else. 36 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,757 I know it's hard right now, 37 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,216 but that's just because you're little. 38 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:55,959 When you grow up, it won't be like this. 39 00:02:56,360 --> 00:02:58,079 - It won't? - Nope. 40 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:00,038 - Because you're smart. - Yes! 41 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:01,873 I am smart, aren't I? 42 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:04,736 And do you know what happens to smart people when they're big? 43 00:03:04,760 --> 00:03:05,830 They become the boss. 44 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:08,269 - Really? - Really. 45 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:11,956 And nobody, and I mean nobody, bullies the boss. 46 00:03:12,680 --> 00:03:14,672 Well, then I can't wait to be big, 47 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,275 so I can be the boss and no one will bully me. 48 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:19,199 That's my girl. 49 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,835 Because I'll bully them first. 50 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,400 Jordan, it's time to wake up 51 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:53,392 and live your dreams. 52 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:54,755 Jordan. 53 00:03:54,960 --> 00:03:57,031 I said, wake up, girl. 54 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,840 Let's get this shmoney, okay? 55 00:04:22,720 --> 00:04:25,599 HomeGirl, call April. 56 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,353 Take a woosah, girl. 57 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,758 Fact, April Williams is your assistant. 58 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:33,389 "Assist" is in the job title. 59 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,233 Calling April. 60 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:58,074 So you want to slap your boss. 61 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,713 You're not alone. 62 00:05:00,880 --> 00:05:03,395 We all have stress triggers. 63 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:07,554 People who are vampires, bloodsuckers, 64 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:09,757 just plain evil. 65 00:05:10,920 --> 00:05:13,480 Jordan Sanders calling. 66 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:17,000 Jordan Sanders calling. 67 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,717 Jordan Sanders calling. 68 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:22,833 Jordan Sanders calling. 69 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:24,116 Hello. 70 00:05:24,200 --> 00:05:25,200 Are you awake? 71 00:05:25,280 --> 00:05:26,976 Yeah, I'm awake. I was just meditating. 72 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:28,000 Wake up! 73 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:29,355 Be awake when I call! 74 00:05:29,440 --> 00:05:31,671 But I don't know when you're gonna call, 75 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:33,114 so when would I sleep? 76 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:34,873 When I'm not calling. 77 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:37,672 April, listen to me. 78 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,194 I'm sad this morning. 79 00:05:41,600 --> 00:05:43,478 Oh... Why? 80 00:05:43,560 --> 00:05:47,759 I have asked you 1,000 times to have my housekeeper, Elaine... 81 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,230 Linda is her name. Linda. 82 00:05:50,320 --> 00:05:53,313 ...put my slippers 53 centimeters away from the bed, 83 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,790 so, when I hop out, my feet can land on them. 84 00:05:55,880 --> 00:05:57,792 I mean, am I being unreasonable? 85 00:05:57,880 --> 00:06:00,076 Yes, bitch! 86 00:06:00,160 --> 00:06:01,355 Is that too much to ask? 87 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,519 No, it's not unreasonable at all. 88 00:06:04,000 --> 00:06:05,480 Damn right, it's not too much. 89 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,796 I can't be any kinder to you, April. 90 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:10,274 Why are you not at work? 91 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,711 I don't need a stay-at-home assistant. 92 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:13,800 I'm on my way. 93 00:06:13,880 --> 00:06:15,336 - I'm on my way right now. - Go! 94 00:06:33,480 --> 00:06:35,278 Keep your eye on this. 95 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,800 Hey, Tony. 96 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:40,520 - Hey, April. - Can I get a raspberry jelly? 97 00:06:40,600 --> 00:06:43,274 And you can just put a line of sprinkles out, and I'll snort them. 98 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:47,236 Take it the boss lady's on the warpath this morning. 99 00:06:47,320 --> 00:06:48,959 Every morning. 100 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,716 - Focus. - All right. 101 00:06:50,800 --> 00:06:51,976 Stevie didn't go to school today? 102 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:53,673 Yeah, I gave her the day off. 103 00:06:53,760 --> 00:06:55,035 Those bullies just won't let up. 104 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,679 I can relate. 105 00:06:56,760 --> 00:06:57,955 Hey, April. 106 00:06:58,120 --> 00:06:59,120 Hey. 107 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:00,240 Want to see a magic trick? 108 00:07:00,280 --> 00:07:01,280 Yes. 109 00:07:01,360 --> 00:07:05,115 I'm gonna take this penny and turn it into a quarter. 110 00:07:05,200 --> 00:07:06,520 Can you get my paycheck next? 111 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:09,080 Ah, Jesus. 112 00:07:13,120 --> 00:07:14,156 Ta-da! 113 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:16,357 Wow. That was magical. 114 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:17,800 Thank you. 115 00:07:19,280 --> 00:07:21,636 It's like she senses my happiness. 116 00:07:22,120 --> 00:07:23,190 Yes, Jordan? 117 00:07:23,280 --> 00:07:25,715 Did you call Amex and schedule my call? I need to have it... 118 00:07:32,280 --> 00:07:33,475 HomeGirl, end call. 119 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:35,791 Mmm-hmm. I got you. 120 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:57,274 "Good morning, Trevor." Oh, good morning, Jordan. 121 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,953 What are you still doing here? 122 00:07:59,080 --> 00:08:01,072 I overslept. Forgive me. 123 00:08:01,160 --> 00:08:02,719 You always have an excuse. 124 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:05,713 Why you always got your guard up, huh? Have I ever hurt you? 125 00:08:05,800 --> 00:08:07,600 No, you haven't because my guard is always up. 126 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:09,871 Why do we have this discussion back and forth? 127 00:08:09,960 --> 00:08:11,474 I should've known what you was about. 128 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,960 You got my name as D Boy in your contacts. 129 00:08:15,040 --> 00:08:16,997 Yes, I saw that. 130 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:20,753 D is... 131 00:08:21,280 --> 00:08:23,749 It's DeAndre, which is French for Trevor. 132 00:08:23,880 --> 00:08:25,496 - You know what? I don't have to explain myself. - What? Jordan. 133 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,616 Why were you going through my contacts in the first place? 134 00:08:27,640 --> 00:08:29,632 - Come on. What? "DeAndre"? - You have to go. 135 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:32,838 - No, no, no. I'm not... - Oh, my... Are you serious right now? 136 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:34,400 What? You strong, ain't you? 137 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,776 Come on, Jordan. I'm just trying to get you to open up to me, all right? 138 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:39,280 - Come on. - I have a company to run. 139 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:41,920 You... You can run me. Come on. You know how we do. 140 00:08:42,040 --> 00:08:43,856 Come on. You get it. You know. 141 00:08:43,880 --> 00:08:47,760 I'm tryin' to put you to bed, bed, bed 142 00:08:47,960 --> 00:08:49,474 I'm tryin' to put you to bed 143 00:08:49,560 --> 00:08:50,596 Yeah! 144 00:08:50,680 --> 00:08:51,750 Bed, bed 145 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:53,712 - Give it to me now. Come on! - No! No! 146 00:08:53,880 --> 00:08:55,109 - No! - Wow. 147 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:57,560 Oh, wait. I need my key back. 148 00:08:57,760 --> 00:09:00,355 - What? Uh... I can't hear you. - That was for one night! 149 00:09:00,560 --> 00:09:02,358 - What did you say? What? What? - D Boy! 150 00:09:02,960 --> 00:09:06,840 Did you have to do all that sex stuff in front of my child? 151 00:09:06,920 --> 00:09:08,434 Oh, please. He just popped out of you. 152 00:09:08,520 --> 00:09:10,591 I am sure he knows the territory down there. 153 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,319 She's four. 154 00:09:12,640 --> 00:09:13,640 Oh! 155 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,552 He's transitioning. 156 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,313 Well, good luck, little fellow. 157 00:09:17,480 --> 00:09:21,156 I like you. Now, your momma's a different story. 158 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:25,136 If you need a drink, come over here, little man. 159 00:09:25,160 --> 00:09:26,355 I got you. 160 00:09:29,600 --> 00:09:32,115 HomeGirl, play Put Me to Bed. 161 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:35,876 You removed all love songs from your playlist. 162 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:38,751 Right. No softening. 163 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:40,320 I tried to tell you. 164 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,551 HomeGirl is playing yourjam. 165 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:13,556 Perfect. 166 00:10:18,360 --> 00:10:19,589 Excuse me. 167 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:26,120 Oh. 168 00:10:29,920 --> 00:10:32,230 Back! The usual. 169 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:38,276 Thank you. 170 00:10:38,720 --> 00:10:40,473 And don't hate the player, y'all. 171 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:42,199 Hate your little broke-ass game. 172 00:10:42,320 --> 00:10:44,357 Have a cheap day. 173 00:10:45,160 --> 00:10:46,719 Oh. Good morning, ma'am. 174 00:10:46,800 --> 00:10:48,439 How would you know? 175 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:51,794 Oh! 176 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,759 Beat it, boys! This ain't the hood. 177 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:09,276 - Vince, you read my lips. - Okay. 178 00:11:09,360 --> 00:11:12,831 If you see Lil Weezy or any other delinquents near my baby again, 179 00:11:12,920 --> 00:11:16,311 you better body slam them, or I'm gonna body slam you. 180 00:11:16,400 --> 00:11:18,278 Yes, ma'am. 181 00:11:18,400 --> 00:11:20,995 - And then I'm going to get you fired. - Yes, ma'am. 182 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:22,753 I would hate for that day to come. 183 00:11:35,520 --> 00:11:36,616 Hi, Jordan. 184 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,757 Did my new seat cushions arrive yet? 185 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:40,354 Not yet. 186 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:42,837 Clearly, you don't care if my ass is in pain. 187 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:44,434 Of course, I care about your ass. 188 00:11:44,640 --> 00:11:47,712 You wouldn't happen to be shoving a donut into your face, would you? 189 00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,950 - Goodbye. - Huh? 190 00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,635 Oh. 191 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:51,949 Oh, my God. Are you okay? 192 00:11:52,040 --> 00:11:53,256 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - So sorry. 193 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:55,416 - April, I am so sorry. I'm sorry. - No, it's my fault. 194 00:11:55,440 --> 00:11:56,794 Is your donut okay? 195 00:11:56,880 --> 00:11:58,030 Oh, it'll survive. 196 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,270 All right. 197 00:11:59,880 --> 00:12:03,112 I got your sugar all over me. 198 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:04,959 Wow, that looks so good on you. 199 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:06,360 - Huh? - Huh? 200 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,193 - I thought you said something. - No, uh... 201 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:12,511 So wait. So are you gonna pitch your idea to Jordan today? 202 00:12:12,640 --> 00:12:15,314 - Yeah! Today is the day! - Yeah? Yeah. 203 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,392 But tomorrow's also good, too, I heard. 204 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,800 No, no, wait. 205 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,679 April, you've been saying "tomorrow" for like months now. 206 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,159 DiscoverEyes is great. 207 00:12:24,240 --> 00:12:25,560 Yeah, you gotta go for it. 208 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,440 Hey. 209 00:12:28,600 --> 00:12:29,636 You got this! 210 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:31,040 Okay. 211 00:12:31,920 --> 00:12:33,957 - You got this. - Yay. 212 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:35,616 - Oh, wait. That's a step. - I got it. I'm good. 213 00:12:39,640 --> 00:12:42,235 And you can get this. 214 00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,320 - I'm sorry. You say something? - Huh? No, no, no. 215 00:12:44,360 --> 00:12:47,637 Jordan, yeah, you can get the product, the apps... 216 00:13:05,840 --> 00:13:08,116 Not gonna catch me slipping. 217 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:12,039 Mr. Connor. 218 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:13,190 May I help you? 219 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,636 I am waiting on Jordan. 220 00:13:16,800 --> 00:13:18,120 Oh, um... 221 00:13:18,200 --> 00:13:20,795 Would you like to wait in our lovely lobby? 222 00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:24,476 Nope. She's fine with me chilling in here. 223 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,031 - Um... - Cool, cool. 224 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:29,470 Oh. Of course. 225 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,394 She is gonna love that you're sitting at her desk with your feet up. 226 00:13:32,480 --> 00:13:34,278 I'm just gonna go get her. 227 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,514 She's here! Take cover, everyone! 228 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,590 - I'm sorry. Good morning. - Yes, you are. 229 00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:52,839 - So, Connor... - Shh. 230 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:56,560 Thank you! 231 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,953 Why are y'all out here congregating like you're in the yard? 232 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,110 Sorry, ma'am. Sorry. 233 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:06,920 That's not what I'm paying you for! 234 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,752 Can I interest you in some magic? 235 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:17,074 There is no such thing as magic. 236 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,072 Well, what about Black Girl Magic? 237 00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:22,037 You're a black girl fire hazard. 238 00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,713 Now go and disappear. 239 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,796 What? 240 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,512 Happy birthday! 241 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:33,996 Call the city and get JS Innovations 242 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:36,595 off that dumpy donut truck's delivery route. 243 00:14:36,680 --> 00:14:38,080 - Of course... - Ahhh! 244 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,670 Who did this? 245 00:14:40,760 --> 00:14:44,640 I told you guys, no carbs around me! 246 00:14:44,720 --> 00:14:46,313 Oh... Uh... 247 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:48,430 Um... 248 00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,715 Your biggest client is in your office. 249 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:55,435 Connor? 250 00:14:58,560 --> 00:15:00,119 How did he get up there, April? 251 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:03,671 You know you're not supposed to speak directly to him. 252 00:15:03,760 --> 00:15:04,830 I didn't. 253 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:08,072 He was already there when I got there. And I tried to tell him... 254 00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,350 Shh. 255 00:15:15,360 --> 00:15:16,589 There she is. 256 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:20,158 Connor the Incredible. What a pleasant surprise. 257 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:24,394 Please, stay seated with your feet on my desk. 258 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:26,674 It's actually fine. 259 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:28,320 They gotta be on the desk. 260 00:15:29,480 --> 00:15:30,755 Up top. 261 00:15:32,720 --> 00:15:34,313 Well, what can I do for you? 262 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,711 I am bouncing to another firm. 263 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,394 What? 264 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,040 No. No. 265 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:42,715 Connor, you can't jump. You're my biggest client. 266 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,190 That's why I wanted to give you the heads-up in person. 267 00:15:45,280 --> 00:15:46,880 Wait a minute. Where is this coming from? 268 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:51,520 We just want a fresh voice to bring in new tech ideas. 269 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:54,872 Listen, my next product, it's still in beta testing, 270 00:15:55,040 --> 00:15:57,714 but I promise you, HomeGirl, it's gonna be big. 271 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,280 It's more than a virtual assistant. 272 00:15:59,360 --> 00:16:02,353 It is a virtual assistant if she were your homegirl. 273 00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:04,074 It's just not for us. 274 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:05,596 All right. 275 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,434 Story time, JoJo. 276 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,875 Oh, not again. 277 00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,360 When I was a kid, 278 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:12,910 I lived a hard-knock life. 279 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,000 Mmm-hmm. 280 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:16,515 Anyway, I started getting into tech, 281 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,275 and, one day, I had to come to my dad 282 00:16:19,440 --> 00:16:23,673 and ask for a $10 million loan to start my company. 283 00:16:23,840 --> 00:16:25,160 He's like, "What? 284 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:27,557 "When you start a company, you don't get $10 million. 285 00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:29,234 "I'll give you $5 million." 286 00:16:29,800 --> 00:16:31,871 - And that hurt... - Wow. 287 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:33,440 ...'cause I was expecting 10. 288 00:16:33,520 --> 00:16:35,398 I had budgeted for $10 million. 289 00:16:35,480 --> 00:16:36,516 Mmm. 290 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:39,320 So I go to Grandmother and Grandfather. 291 00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:42,598 And I'm like, "Can you invest more millions of dollars in my company?" 292 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:45,400 My grandfather's like, "What? I don't know what this is." 293 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:46,550 No. 294 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:48,199 That was hard, but he gave it to me. 295 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:52,360 And then, finally, I sell the company for $400 million. 296 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,398 So that's my struggle. 297 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:56,313 That's how I came up. 298 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:57,675 I felt that. I do. 299 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,718 I mean, you could give me a chance 300 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,031 like Grandmother and Grandfather gave you. 301 00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,395 And just... Just... 302 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,629 Take that leap of faith, 303 00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:08,519 and, and, and... 304 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,195 - Look, JoJo. - And, and... 305 00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:13,351 Okay, I'm meeting with another firm 306 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,671 to talk about new gaming app ideas on Friday. 307 00:17:15,760 --> 00:17:16,760 I'm sorry. 308 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,911 Wait, wait, wait. Connor. 309 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,592 Please just give me a chance before you make any rash moves. 310 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,032 All right, fine. Forty-eight hours. 311 00:17:28,120 --> 00:17:29,759 - Cool? - Yes. 312 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,400 I will take it. Thank you. 313 00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:35,349 And I promise fresh voices coming at you. 314 00:17:35,520 --> 00:17:37,671 Also, do you know you have, like, 315 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:40,480 three dinner napkins on your back? 316 00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:45,157 I didn't know if that was a choice or if you leaned on something or... 317 00:17:45,240 --> 00:17:47,630 No, it's fashion. It's fashion. 318 00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:51,953 Oh. You got one shot, JoJo. Don't blow it. 319 00:17:52,200 --> 00:17:54,556 All right, people. 320 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,156 Settle down. 321 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,752 Oh! 322 00:17:59,280 --> 00:18:02,796 Apparently it's lunch, since Scott wants to eat during our meeting. 323 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,189 Okay. 324 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:14,394 There you go. 325 00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,274 Take a bite. 326 00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,314 We don't have all day, Scott. 327 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,510 Eat. 328 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 Yummy. 329 00:18:30,200 --> 00:18:31,600 Anybody else hungry? 330 00:18:31,760 --> 00:18:34,275 - No. I just had salad. - I'm fasting. 331 00:18:34,440 --> 00:18:35,669 All right. 332 00:18:36,200 --> 00:18:38,192 Connor wants a new gaming app, 333 00:18:38,280 --> 00:18:39,999 the best thing we've ever come up with, 334 00:18:40,160 --> 00:18:41,753 and we're gonna give it to him. 335 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:44,432 It needs to be big. 336 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,314 It needs to make noise. 337 00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:48,856 When you say "make noise," do you mean, like, literally make noise, 338 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,600 like the app makes noise, or is it just a... 339 00:18:51,600 --> 00:18:52,600 Okay. 340 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:53,989 I get it. 341 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,674 I know that face. 342 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:58,514 We've got 48 hours to save our asses. 343 00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,736 - So let's go. - Go. 344 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:02,558 Impress me, people. 345 00:19:02,920 --> 00:19:04,115 Um... 346 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,715 An app like Tinder, 347 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:09,998 but, instead of matching people for dates, 348 00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:12,959 you match with people for dating advice, uh, 349 00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,431 and then analyze why all your dates went bad. 350 00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:20,273 So, like Tinder, but sad. 351 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,080 Like how your parents felt the day you were born. 352 00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:26,679 - Next! - Okay. 353 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:31,835 Um, a crossword puzzle app for news junkies. 354 00:19:32,440 --> 00:19:37,037 So like a crossword puzzle that makes you angry? 355 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:40,716 Exactly how I'm feeling right now 356 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:41,800 when you come up... 357 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:42,920 Ow! 358 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:46,795 ...with those ding-dong, ding-dong bad ideas! 359 00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,016 I think I have a pretty interesting idea. 360 00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:51,680 What? You do, April? 361 00:19:51,760 --> 00:19:53,319 I don't even sound like that. 362 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,600 What's going on? 363 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:56,760 Nothing. 364 00:19:57,240 --> 00:19:58,240 What? 365 00:19:58,320 --> 00:19:59,515 I didn't say anything. 366 00:19:59,600 --> 00:20:01,193 Somebody said something. 367 00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:04,239 Y'all need to be quiet. 368 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,816 - We're having a meeting up here about important stuff. - Shh! 369 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,035 Sorry about that. 370 00:20:08,120 --> 00:20:09,793 So you have nothing? 371 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,076 You have nothing? 372 00:20:11,680 --> 00:20:12,680 Wow. 373 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:13,955 Nothing. 374 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:16,074 She didn't say anything. 375 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,514 He thought he heard something. 376 00:20:17,600 --> 00:20:19,831 Y'all ain't said nothing. 377 00:20:20,400 --> 00:20:23,552 Connor is out the door unless we crack this. 378 00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,393 And in case I wasn't clear, 379 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:28,314 if Connor is out the door, all of you are out. 380 00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:32,278 Bye-bye, healthcare, which you know you need. 381 00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,952 Bye-bye, ping-pong table. 382 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,918 Bye-bye, ergonomic chair. 383 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:38,635 Which... 384 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:40,320 Dang. 385 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,840 You better stop quivering that lip. 386 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:51,111 - You better not cry. - Stop crying. 387 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,873 This isn't about you, Melissa. 388 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,196 Are there no more ideas? 389 00:21:00,920 --> 00:21:02,320 Fine. 390 00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:05,757 Once again, I will have to figure it out myself. 391 00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,673 Go. Go! 392 00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:11,038 I can't look at you anymore. 393 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,596 I have an idea for a new app. 394 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,352 Are you asking me or telling me? 395 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:21,715 I'm telling you. 396 00:21:21,840 --> 00:21:24,992 I'm telling you that I have an idea for a new app. 397 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:26,958 It's called DiscoverEyes, and I... 398 00:21:27,040 --> 00:21:28,040 No. 399 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,713 I don't take pitches from assistants. 400 00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:32,798 It's just... 401 00:21:33,240 --> 00:21:34,674 I've been here for three years, 402 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:36,672 and you promised room for growth and... 403 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,274 So I owe you a promotion? 404 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:39,914 No, no. That's not what I'm saying. 405 00:21:40,280 --> 00:21:42,192 I know this is a terrible time, 406 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:44,073 but I really think I could help this company 407 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:47,790 if you just gave me a chance like someone gave you a chance. 408 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,270 Let me explain something to you, Miss April. 409 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:51,920 Nobody gave me anything. 410 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,469 I saw an opportunity. I took it, and I ran with it. 411 00:21:54,560 --> 00:21:59,032 And you know what? I'm still running. Every single day. 412 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,518 You know how many times I had to pitch my first idea before I sold it? 413 00:22:02,600 --> 00:22:03,920 Seventeen. 414 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,672 And I sure as hell didn't take no for an answer. 415 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:09,797 Wait, so does that mean you'll hear my pitch? 416 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:10,880 No. 417 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:16,159 You know what it is? I'm a taker. 418 00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:17,356 You're not. 419 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,718 So just concentrate on being my assistant 420 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:21,871 and try being good at that first. 421 00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:23,952 You can't talk to April that way. 422 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:26,431 Who let the fire hazard in here? 423 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:27,954 She's just making deliveries. 424 00:22:28,040 --> 00:22:29,520 Come on, Stevie. Let's go. 425 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,159 Were you always this way? 426 00:22:31,400 --> 00:22:32,914 Was I always what way? 427 00:22:33,320 --> 00:22:34,834 - Mean. - No. 428 00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:38,193 Actually, I used to be just like you when I was little, and you know what? 429 00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:39,760 People treated me like crap. 430 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,160 Then what happened? 431 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:43,880 I got big, and I got rich. 432 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,392 So now who's gonna check me, boo? 433 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,597 Well... Well... 434 00:22:48,720 --> 00:22:50,598 "Well... Well..." 435 00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:53,960 Well, you ain't ready to play with the grown-ups. 436 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:55,998 So go ahead with your little self. 437 00:22:56,440 --> 00:23:00,195 I wish you were my age. Then I'd check you. 438 00:23:00,280 --> 00:23:03,637 Everybody who you're awful to would check you too, boo. 439 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,599 Well, I wish your little cartoon dog would bite you. 440 00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:13,358 I wish you were little. 441 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:22,996 What was that? 442 00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:26,031 - What was what? - What was... 443 00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:32,679 Get out. Get out. Get that little chocolate Hogwart out! 444 00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:34,672 Are you okay? 'Cause you don't look so good. 445 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,831 No, you don't look good. 446 00:23:38,640 --> 00:23:40,552 No, you don't look good. 447 00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,557 That's what happens when people don't eat carbs. 448 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:46,438 They start seeing Satan. 449 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:47,630 Move! 450 00:23:47,720 --> 00:23:50,030 Go back to work! Work! 451 00:23:50,880 --> 00:23:52,075 Work! 452 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:03,833 Morning inspiration. 453 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:07,198 It is better to have money and be broken-hearted 454 00:24:07,280 --> 00:24:08,919 than be broke and broken-hearted. 455 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:12,075 Let's wake up and get this money. 456 00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:25,434 Mmm, I need coffee. 457 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,995 I told you, watch it. 458 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,598 I swear to God, when I see you again, 459 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,633 I will whoop your butt. 460 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,994 Argh, I'm not the one. 461 00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:48,396 The usual. 462 00:24:49,160 --> 00:24:50,160 What's your usual? 463 00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,357 You're playing with me, right? 464 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:59,114 Here. Does that help you remember? 465 00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:02,039 Triple espresso with foam! 466 00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:04,271 You know, too much caffeine stunts your growth. 467 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,479 First of all, shut up. 468 00:25:06,600 --> 00:25:08,239 And second of all, 469 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,592 does all this body look like my growth has been stunted? 470 00:25:11,680 --> 00:25:14,354 - Depends. How old are you? - Thirty-eight. 471 00:25:14,440 --> 00:25:16,591 Well, then, yes. Yes, it does. 472 00:25:24,000 --> 00:25:25,116 What the... 473 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:29,760 Oh, my God. 474 00:25:30,160 --> 00:25:31,719 I need to go to the hospital. 475 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:46,035 Security! 476 00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:47,520 A homeless kid is trying to carjack! 477 00:25:47,600 --> 00:25:49,239 Who's missing a bag? 478 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,432 No! Back off! No one is touching this bag. 479 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,952 Step away from the car. 480 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,759 It's me, Jordan. This is my car. 481 00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:00,479 I'm not losing my job over this! 482 00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,198 Ha! 483 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,079 Hey, little girl. Who are your parents? 484 00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:22,480 Um... 485 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,159 Jordan Sanders is my mom. 486 00:26:24,240 --> 00:26:26,880 Uh-uh. Jordan doesn't have a child. 487 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:29,319 Well, she keeps me hidden. 488 00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:32,558 Just, please, don't tell anyone you saw me. 489 00:26:32,720 --> 00:26:33,720 You poor child. 490 00:26:33,800 --> 00:26:35,680 That woman is even more horrible than I thought. 491 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,193 She is not horrible. 492 00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:41,080 She just has a very demanding lifestyle 493 00:26:41,120 --> 00:26:43,510 that might be giving her a nervous breakdown. 494 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,759 Hello? Hello, Child Services? 495 00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:52,674 Stop. 496 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:54,274 Stop talking like that. 497 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,639 How do you know what I'm gonna 498 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:02,320 say? 499 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:07,878 Where are my natural tear-drop boobs? 500 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,552 I paid 15 G's for those things. 501 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:13,391 Why? Why did you change? 502 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,480 This can't be happening. 503 00:27:47,280 --> 00:27:48,430 Okay. 504 00:28:08,280 --> 00:28:09,396 No. 505 00:28:10,080 --> 00:28:11,080 Not this girl. 506 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,559 Jordan, it's me. 507 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,396 I got all 15 of your messages. 508 00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:26,913 Aw, aren't you cute? 509 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,117 Are you related to Jordan? 510 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:30,839 So you see her, too? 511 00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:34,316 See who? 512 00:28:34,440 --> 00:28:35,476 The little girl. 513 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,630 Where's Jordan? 514 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,920 Jordan? 515 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,680 Do you really want to know? 516 00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,080 Yeah. 517 00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:46,999 She's inside me. 518 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:50,795 So you ate her? 519 00:28:51,240 --> 00:28:53,197 Is that what happened? 520 00:28:53,280 --> 00:28:56,637 Did you cook her in your little Easy-Bake Oven? 521 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,272 Jordan, hey, I'm here. 522 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,074 Where are you? 523 00:29:02,160 --> 00:29:03,833 I got your dry cleaning. 524 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:07,957 You did not pay me to babysit. 525 00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:11,000 I'm just gonna call her. 526 00:29:18,080 --> 00:29:20,390 She would never give her phone to a child. 527 00:29:20,960 --> 00:29:22,792 You got that right. 528 00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:26,150 I don't know what you did or how you did it, 529 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,914 but you did something to Jordan, you crazy little Chucky doll. 530 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:30,000 I'm calling the cops. 531 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:31,190 Um... 532 00:29:31,400 --> 00:29:33,756 You had a strawberry donut stain on your shirt yesterday. 533 00:29:34,720 --> 00:29:35,720 What the hell? 534 00:29:35,880 --> 00:29:38,395 One night, we were brainstorming a dating app, 535 00:29:38,480 --> 00:29:41,837 and you were telling me the lamest story about how you lost your virginity 536 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:43,877 in the back of your mom's Dodge Ram van. 537 00:29:43,960 --> 00:29:47,317 But you told your college sweetheart that he was your first. 538 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:49,913 You lying thot. 539 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:53,712 What in the black Jesus? 540 00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:00,033 This doesn't make any sense. 541 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,856 You went to bed grown, and then you woke up... 542 00:30:02,880 --> 00:30:04,030 Little. 543 00:30:04,640 --> 00:30:07,176 But that's for white people, 'cause black people don't have the time. 544 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:08,200 I know. 545 00:30:08,400 --> 00:30:09,470 What happened? 546 00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,256 I can't even think of what could possibly... 547 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,674 No, no, no. I mean, how did you go from this to this? 548 00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,080 - I have never seen a better glow-up. - April. 549 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,231 Can you help me and figure this out? 550 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,235 No, you're right. 551 00:30:26,800 --> 00:30:28,393 Sorry. Let me just focus. 552 00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:30,955 Think. 553 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,433 - I got it. - What? 554 00:30:35,640 --> 00:30:36,790 Gucci Mane. 555 00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:38,720 He's had a better glow-up than you. 556 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:42,350 I mean, he's happy. He's healthy. He's got a six-pack. 557 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:44,536 He has a really nice smile. I don't know if those are veneers, 558 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,517 - but people say we smile alike... - April! 559 00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:48,673 Can you help me? 560 00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:51,953 Mmm-mmm, I don't like that. 561 00:30:52,720 --> 00:30:53,720 What? 562 00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:56,269 I like kids to have old-school manners, so... 563 00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,349 I'm not a child. 564 00:30:58,880 --> 00:31:00,200 Mmm... 565 00:31:00,280 --> 00:31:01,430 Okay. 566 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,960 Please help me. 567 00:31:10,920 --> 00:31:14,914 "Please help me, Miss April, ma'am." 568 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,320 Are you kidding me? 569 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:18,034 Nope. 570 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,434 Please help me, 571 00:31:23,280 --> 00:31:24,680 Miss April, ma'am. 572 00:31:26,200 --> 00:31:27,554 Okay, child. 573 00:31:29,080 --> 00:31:30,434 Okay. Um... 574 00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:32,512 Well, try Benjamin Button syndrome. 575 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,193 No. That's when you're born old 576 00:31:34,280 --> 00:31:36,476 and then you age backwards until you're a baby again. 577 00:31:36,560 --> 00:31:38,040 Oh. Well, my bad. 578 00:31:38,120 --> 00:31:41,511 I must have gotten my magical body curses mixed up. 579 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:46,830 Wait a minute. 580 00:31:47,120 --> 00:31:48,634 - What? - That's it. 581 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,560 That girl... 582 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:53,358 The fire hazard from the donut truck. 583 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:56,992 She was waving that dumb wand and wished I was little. 584 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,197 Yeah, wishes don't come true. 585 00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,936 'Cause if they did, I'd be on maternity leave 586 00:32:00,960 --> 00:32:02,997 with Michael B. Jordan's baby by now. 587 00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:06,756 Okay. So you're gonna go to the office, stop by the truck, kidnap her, 588 00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:08,513 and bring her back to me, okay? 589 00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,114 I have some duct tape. 590 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:13,597 We'll just starve her till she reverses this. Yeah. 591 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:18,277 Okay, or we could just ask her to use her toy wand to make another wish 592 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:20,397 'cause that's way less felony-ish. 593 00:32:20,520 --> 00:32:21,749 Just... 594 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:23,994 - What are you doing? - What? 595 00:32:24,600 --> 00:32:27,832 I need a glass of rosé. It's too early for tequila shots. 596 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:29,320 You're too young to drink. 597 00:32:29,640 --> 00:32:32,394 Relax. Just a couple of sips to take the edge off. 598 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,917 "Female Gary Coleman disease." 599 00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,315 He died? 600 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:48,035 Nosy neighbor. 601 00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:50,830 I swear to God, you're gonna learn today. 602 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:52,836 What? 603 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:56,197 Child Protective Services. Are your parents or legal guardians home? 604 00:32:57,360 --> 00:32:59,192 Oh. Um... 605 00:32:59,840 --> 00:33:00,840 April! 606 00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:02,876 Sorry. 607 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:10,955 What you got there? Nice rosé? 608 00:33:11,400 --> 00:33:13,357 So who's in charge? 609 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,440 - Me. - Me. 610 00:33:14,520 --> 00:33:19,197 I have that Jordan Sanders is listed as the owner of this apartment. 611 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:21,756 Correct. Paid in full. 612 00:33:22,040 --> 00:33:23,110 Okur. 613 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:24,873 You told me your name is Jordan Sanders. 614 00:33:26,800 --> 00:33:27,800 I did. 615 00:33:27,880 --> 00:33:31,396 Well, the other Jordan, the owner, 616 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,597 he's, uh, my brother. 617 00:33:33,920 --> 00:33:37,436 Yeah. My dad. I'm a junior. 618 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:39,796 Yeah, 'cause women can be juniors, too. 619 00:33:39,880 --> 00:33:42,156 And where is your father now? 620 00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,439 Mmm. My, um, father. That is a good question. 621 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:47,715 Auntie? 622 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,514 Where's Daddy? 623 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:54,033 You know exactly where he is. 624 00:33:55,280 --> 00:33:57,078 - Um... - He's, um... 625 00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:59,514 - Overseas. - Space. 626 00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:02,990 - Uh, in a space overseas. - Mmm-hmm. 627 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,434 Space Force. 628 00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,756 Got it. And your mother is where? 629 00:34:06,840 --> 00:34:07,910 She's a crackhead. 630 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,956 Yeah, Jordan is a crack baby. It's so sad. 631 00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:15,714 That's why she's so hyper all the time. 632 00:34:15,800 --> 00:34:17,712 Oh, yeah. 633 00:34:19,920 --> 00:34:24,870 Let me just document this. Aunt and crack baby. 634 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,036 No, no, no. 635 00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:30,399 But this is just temporary because she's going back to her dad soon. 636 00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:32,039 Mmm-hmm, very soon. 637 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:33,120 Back where? 638 00:34:33,360 --> 00:34:34,555 Home. 639 00:34:36,080 --> 00:34:38,595 In Hawaii with my brother. 640 00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,072 That's President Barack Obama. 641 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:49,637 Hmm, no, that's my brother. 642 00:34:49,720 --> 00:34:51,518 They just think we all look alike. 643 00:34:51,880 --> 00:34:53,792 Same dog and everything. Okay. 644 00:34:53,880 --> 00:34:57,556 Uh, and could you please tell me why you aren't in school today, hmm? 645 00:34:57,640 --> 00:34:59,040 School? 646 00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:01,589 Girl, bye. I haven't been to school in, like, years. 647 00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:03,114 Nope, that's not what she meant. 648 00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:04,680 That's not what you meant, right? 649 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:07,679 - Oh, yeah, that's not what I meant. Joking. - Mmm. 650 00:35:07,760 --> 00:35:10,150 Okay, good, because any parent or guardian of a child 651 00:35:10,240 --> 00:35:11,656 during the ages of mandatory attendance 652 00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:13,433 shall send such child to public school, 653 00:35:13,520 --> 00:35:15,637 private school, or a homeschooling program. 654 00:35:15,720 --> 00:35:18,394 Furthermore, any parent or guardian who violates this code section 655 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,712 shall be subject to fine, imprisonment, community service, 656 00:35:21,800 --> 00:35:25,635 or any combination of such penalties as the court sees fit. 657 00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:26,720 Say what now? 658 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,395 "Say what now" is enroll this child in school, 659 00:35:29,520 --> 00:35:32,558 or somebody is going to jail. That's what now. Say what. 660 00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,711 By "somebody," do you mean... 661 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,353 You. That would be you. 662 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:39,432 Now, the school district 663 00:35:39,520 --> 00:35:42,991 which Jordan would be assigned to would be... 664 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,874 Ah. Windsor Middle School. 665 00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,076 - Windsor? - Mmm-hmm. 666 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,958 - Oh, hell no. - Yes. 667 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:50,197 Hell yes. 668 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,316 We love that school. 669 00:35:51,400 --> 00:35:53,995 Enroll her there today, and I will be checking that you do so. 670 00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,911 No. Look here, lady. 671 00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:59,515 I am a businesswoman, and I have a company to run. 672 00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:00,750 She sells Girl Scout cookies. 673 00:36:00,840 --> 00:36:02,752 She just takes it really seriously. I'm like... 674 00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:04,479 So I don't have time for Child Services, 675 00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,791 and I sure don't have time for school. Okay? 676 00:36:06,880 --> 00:36:09,634 Let me be clear. I will have you in foster care 677 00:36:09,720 --> 00:36:13,634 and your goofy aunt over here in jail if you don't. Okur? 678 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:15,632 Yes. Okay. Yes. 679 00:36:15,720 --> 00:36:16,870 No problem. 680 00:36:16,960 --> 00:36:17,960 Excellent. 681 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,160 Now, if you don't mind, I'm just gonna get a video 682 00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:23,630 - of you two together. - Are you gonna post this? 683 00:36:23,960 --> 00:36:28,751 And this apartment, because I like the evidence. 684 00:36:28,840 --> 00:36:30,035 I can't go to school. 685 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:31,629 I'm not going to jail. 686 00:36:32,520 --> 00:36:35,080 I can't believe I have to say this. 687 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,393 You're gonna have to be me in the office. 688 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:40,120 They're not gonna listen to me. I'm like the homie. 689 00:36:40,200 --> 00:36:41,714 You have to make them listen. 690 00:36:42,840 --> 00:36:45,116 I'll be on the phone in your ear, 691 00:36:45,200 --> 00:36:47,237 so don't say anything I don't tell you to say. 692 00:36:47,320 --> 00:36:49,277 Don't do anything I don't tell you to do. 693 00:36:49,360 --> 00:36:51,158 So you're still in charge? 694 00:36:52,080 --> 00:36:53,116 Always. 695 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:56,160 Just keep everyone focused on fresh ideas, 696 00:36:56,240 --> 00:36:58,072 or else the whole company is over. 697 00:36:59,600 --> 00:37:01,910 That just really makes me uncomfortable. 698 00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,310 Oh. 699 00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,080 But do you know what else is uncomfortable? 700 00:37:05,680 --> 00:37:07,160 Unemployment. 701 00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,269 Okay. 702 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,949 I will agree to cover for you at the office 703 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:18,319 if you agree to promote me to creative exec. 704 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,314 What'd you just say? 705 00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:26,912 I said, um, for you to promote me to creative exec. 706 00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:31,874 Well, look whose balls just dropped. 707 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,872 I gotta take what I want. 708 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,350 - Isn't that what you said? - Maybe. 709 00:37:37,640 --> 00:37:39,393 So, deal? 710 00:37:43,160 --> 00:37:44,160 Deal. 711 00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,309 Yes! 712 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,712 You know, since I have to be you, 713 00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,359 I should probably dress the part 714 00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:55,318 and borrow some of your clothes. 715 00:37:56,080 --> 00:37:58,117 Your body can't fit into my clothes. 716 00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,994 This is squats. 717 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:02,113 This is Pilates. 718 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,078 That body looks like BabyGap, 719 00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:05,715 Gymboree, 720 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:07,519 OshKosh B'gosh to me. 721 00:38:08,920 --> 00:38:10,752 Oh, you get on my nerves. 722 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:15,913 - Fine. - Yes! 723 00:38:16,000 --> 00:38:17,593 This is ridiculous. 724 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:19,200 Let me get this straight, 725 00:38:19,280 --> 00:38:21,272 you went to Target, and you got me this? 726 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,595 Tarjay. 727 00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,718 The overalls is what I got. The shirt is mine. 728 00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:27,550 I look great. 729 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,638 Looking like Cookie from Empire. 730 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,560 April. 731 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:37,230 - Uh, you know this kid? - Oh, hey, Vince. 732 00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:40,472 You know how Jordan always asks me to do everything? 733 00:38:40,560 --> 00:38:41,596 Yeah. 734 00:38:41,680 --> 00:38:42,716 Well, this is her niece. 735 00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:44,680 Yeah, I'm watching her while she's out of town. 736 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,798 Oh! That explains it. 737 00:38:46,880 --> 00:38:49,918 Yeah, we had a little confusion with her yesterday... 738 00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:52,357 Uh, did you guys, call a Lyft? 739 00:38:52,760 --> 00:38:53,955 - No. I got my keys. - No. 740 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:55,713 Actually, Jordan left these for me. 741 00:38:55,800 --> 00:38:57,496 Yeah. It was part of our agreement. 742 00:38:57,520 --> 00:38:59,876 I don't think Auntie said that. 743 00:38:59,960 --> 00:39:02,156 Now, stay out of grown folks' business. 744 00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:04,474 Give me the keys I let you play with. 745 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,392 She's so funny. 746 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:07,720 Here we go. 747 00:39:11,560 --> 00:39:12,755 Ooh! 748 00:39:14,160 --> 00:39:15,674 Okay, how do I close the doors? 749 00:39:20,360 --> 00:39:21,635 Now how do I start the car? 750 00:39:23,000 --> 00:39:25,310 Just put it in electric mode. It's easier to... 751 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:28,440 Whoa! Stop! 752 00:39:28,520 --> 00:39:30,200 - April! - Okay, I got it. I got it. 753 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:33,160 Watch it! Stop! 754 00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,640 What are you doing? 755 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:37,951 Whoa! 756 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:39,696 Okay, I got it. I got it. 757 00:39:39,720 --> 00:39:40,776 No, you don't. 758 00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:42,871 No, I don't. Okay, I got it. 759 00:39:49,400 --> 00:39:51,790 I can't go in there. Mmm-mmm. 760 00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,153 You heard Agent Bea. 761 00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:55,795 If you're not registered today, 762 00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:57,030 I'm going to county. 763 00:39:58,280 --> 00:39:59,600 But this place. 764 00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:02,914 The memories. It was so hard for me. 765 00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:06,797 I never felt so small. 766 00:40:09,320 --> 00:40:12,199 I know this is hard for you, and I'm sorry, 767 00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,272 but I'm not going to jail for you. You're going to school. 768 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,919 If you think I'm listening to someone 769 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:20,231 with such poor control over their edges as you, 770 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:23,552 then, girl, you are severely mistaken. 771 00:40:24,240 --> 00:40:25,993 Okay. That's it. 772 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:33,631 Listen. I'm the adult, and you're the child. 773 00:40:33,720 --> 00:40:35,677 So, when I say something, you listen. 774 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,878 Please. 775 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,191 If you don't stop embarrassing me 776 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,680 in front of these white people... 777 00:40:41,760 --> 00:40:43,160 Well, you're embarrassing yourself. 778 00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:44,960 You know what? 779 00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,554 I'm sick of you. 780 00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:49,831 - Say one more thing. I dare you. - Fine. 781 00:40:50,640 --> 00:40:53,792 You're too fat for that skirt. 782 00:40:57,280 --> 00:40:58,555 You know what? 783 00:40:58,880 --> 00:41:01,031 If you want to take it there, we're going old school. 784 00:41:01,880 --> 00:41:03,234 What? 785 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:05,118 - Oh. - Let's go. 786 00:41:05,240 --> 00:41:08,119 I'm requesting backup. We have a BMW situation. 787 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,160 Black mama whoopin'. 788 00:41:10,280 --> 00:41:11,555 How you like that? 789 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,040 Mmm-mmm. 790 00:41:13,880 --> 00:41:15,678 Whoo! 791 00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:17,880 Try me. 792 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:19,776 - Okay. See, no. - Whoo! How you like that? 793 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:21,871 You tried it. No, you tried it. 794 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:23,576 'Cause I been looking at you like a little girl, 795 00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:25,656 but you a grown-ass woman, and you gonna catch a grown beating. 796 00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:28,320 Fine. 'Cause I got this good knee back. 797 00:41:31,400 --> 00:41:32,470 And how about this? 798 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,914 - April. - Should I sell it? 799 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,036 Give that back to me now. 800 00:41:35,120 --> 00:41:36,216 What are you gonna do if I don't? 801 00:41:38,280 --> 00:41:41,671 I told you not to test me! 802 00:41:42,240 --> 00:41:43,720 Yes! 803 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,711 Start spanking your kids. 804 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:50,911 Reminds me of my mama. 805 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:53,637 I can't believe I'm back in this hellhole. 806 00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:55,950 That must be Principal Han. 807 00:41:56,040 --> 00:41:57,679 Just shut up and stay cool. And I got it. 808 00:41:57,760 --> 00:41:59,256 - Hey. Nice to meet you. - Hey. 809 00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,272 Nice to meet you. Welcome, Jordan. 810 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:05,600 Uh... 811 00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,751 She's just nervous. Aw. 812 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:09,993 Well, let's get you started. 813 00:42:11,320 --> 00:42:12,595 Pull it together. 814 00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:16,472 Ah. There's your teacher. Mr. Marshall. 815 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:29,480 Damn. 816 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:34,999 How I get detention? 817 00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:37,519 Yeah. I'll be just fine. 818 00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:41,553 Hi. 819 00:42:41,640 --> 00:42:45,793 Hi, we are so excited to attend this school. 820 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:48,478 This is Jordan. 821 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:50,438 She's feeling nervous about joining your class. 822 00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,194 Oh, yeah. Hey, listen, don't be nervous, okay? 823 00:42:53,280 --> 00:42:54,376 Perfectly normal, but don't be nervous. 824 00:42:54,400 --> 00:42:55,640 I'll be with you the whole time. 825 00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:57,957 - Promise? Okay. - Promise. 826 00:42:58,720 --> 00:42:59,756 Your daughter's adorable. 827 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:01,911 Oh... Not my daughter. 828 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:03,639 - That's my niece. - Oh. 829 00:43:03,720 --> 00:43:05,757 - Um, and I'm April. - April. Gary. 830 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,878 I'm single. But not looking. I'm not desperate. 831 00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:11,759 Just open and available. 832 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:12,956 Got it. 833 00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,656 That's where I'm at now. I just got divorced. 834 00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,680 You got divorced? 835 00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:17,136 - Oh, no. That's great. - So I'm, like, totally desperate. 836 00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:18,160 - Yeah. - Yeah. 837 00:43:19,400 --> 00:43:23,235 Anyway... All right. Uh... Well, school gets out... 838 00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,233 Okay, we should, um... We should go. 839 00:43:26,320 --> 00:43:28,391 - Okay, yeah. - Bye, Gary. 840 00:43:28,480 --> 00:43:29,550 You can get it. 841 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:33,875 Okay. 842 00:43:34,560 --> 00:43:36,916 We have a new student joining our class. 843 00:43:37,000 --> 00:43:39,310 Ladies and gentlemen, this is Jordan, all right? 844 00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:40,456 And here's what we're gonna do. 845 00:43:40,480 --> 00:43:43,040 We're gonna give her a nice warm 846 00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:44,315 Windsor welcome. 847 00:43:45,040 --> 00:43:46,816 Let's start... There you go. What are you doing? 848 00:43:47,920 --> 00:43:49,115 This is not a Windsor welcome. 849 00:43:49,200 --> 00:43:50,714 This is not what I've taught you guys. 850 00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:51,976 - Hey, hey, hey. - I blame the parents. 851 00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:54,515 You know what, Mr. Marshall? I'll just take it from here. 852 00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:58,110 Hi, everyone. I'm Jordan Sanders. 853 00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:01,637 And I want to make a few things clear before we get started. 854 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:05,350 First of all, you're meeting the new alpha of the class. 855 00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,955 I can establish my dominance easily, 856 00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:10,436 or you can make it hard for yourself. 857 00:44:10,720 --> 00:44:12,040 Ooh. Nice pants. 858 00:44:12,920 --> 00:44:15,037 If the floods are coming. 859 00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,680 - Come on. - Yeah. Your clothes suck. 860 00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:19,393 Charlie, zip it! 861 00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:20,994 Thank you, Gary. 862 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:25,509 It's Mr. Marshall for you. I'm the teacher. 863 00:44:25,640 --> 00:44:26,756 Mmm-hmm. 864 00:44:26,840 --> 00:44:28,320 And I'm the student. 865 00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:31,754 Okay, where was I? Yeah. 866 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:33,797 We're gonna skip the "haze the new girl" thing. 867 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,679 No. It's dull. Predictable. 868 00:44:37,080 --> 00:44:40,391 And I will strike back with a vengeance like you've never known. 869 00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:41,976 Well, if you didn't want to be hazed, 870 00:44:42,000 --> 00:44:43,976 you should've combed your hair. 871 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:45,736 You know what? One more outburst, 872 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,840 and I'll cancel Spirit Day. 873 00:44:46,920 --> 00:44:48,240 I'm not joking around, young lady. 874 00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:50,789 But you can't cancel Spirit Day, Mr. Marshall. 875 00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:52,200 I am Spirit Day. 876 00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:54,351 - Oh, good Lord. - Which reminds me... 877 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,590 Get your tickets to the hypest school spirit pep rally ever. 878 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,998 This year's theme is Winchella. 879 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:03,878 Windsor's most talented students, 880 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:06,759 and others that we couldn't block from signing up 881 00:45:06,840 --> 00:45:08,274 because of new rules of inclusion... 882 00:45:09,720 --> 00:45:11,518 ...will show what makes Windsor the best. 883 00:45:11,600 --> 00:45:13,478 Whoo! Yeah. 884 00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:16,200 All right. All right. All right. Thank you. Pipe down. Pipe down. 885 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,496 Open up your books. You know what I mean? 886 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:18,576 We're gonna do some learning. 887 00:45:18,600 --> 00:45:19,875 Start pretending to read. 888 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:24,034 Oh, boy, you know. Meeting new people. 889 00:45:25,280 --> 00:45:27,237 It won't always be like this. Okay? 890 00:45:27,320 --> 00:45:28,674 'Cause I could tell when I met you 891 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:30,399 that you are a special young lady. 892 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,316 You know what? 893 00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,398 - I feel like you get me. - Really? 894 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:37,354 I feel like I get you, too. 895 00:45:40,120 --> 00:45:41,918 So you feeling what I'm feeling? 896 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:43,036 You want to quit? 897 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:46,511 I think about quitting every day. 898 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:49,479 But I can't because I have a responsibility. 899 00:45:49,600 --> 00:45:50,750 What are you feeling? 900 00:45:51,840 --> 00:45:52,990 Oh! 901 00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,318 No. I'm not feeling that at all. 902 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:58,160 I'm an adult man. 903 00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,640 And you should have a seat. 904 00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,800 Okay. 905 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:02,480 Mr. Hard-To-Get. 906 00:46:03,120 --> 00:46:04,315 I see you. 907 00:46:05,800 --> 00:46:06,916 Mmm-hmm. 908 00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:09,519 Go ahead and sit down. 909 00:46:10,440 --> 00:46:11,440 It's time. 910 00:46:11,520 --> 00:46:12,920 Time to sit down. 911 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:15,674 Just don't, you know... 912 00:46:15,760 --> 00:46:18,150 Just look the other way. Look the way... 913 00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:20,232 Look up there. Look away from me. 914 00:46:20,680 --> 00:46:22,876 - Teach me something. - Don't... 915 00:46:25,800 --> 00:46:29,191 So, uh, what are us kids into these days? 916 00:46:29,880 --> 00:46:32,554 I'm looking for the next big thing, you know. 917 00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:38,359 Uh... Excuse you. 918 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:40,153 Cutting without tipping is rude. 919 00:46:46,840 --> 00:46:49,480 Really? You feed this to children? 920 00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,200 - To eat? - Mmm-hmm. 921 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:54,119 Postmates. 922 00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:02,869 You got this, Jordan. 923 00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:05,515 You're grown. You're successful. 924 00:47:06,000 --> 00:47:07,514 These kids can't hurt you. 925 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:29,354 Next table. 926 00:47:30,040 --> 00:47:31,713 Oh, my... She's coming over. 927 00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:35,477 Oh, really? It's like that, sister? 928 00:47:35,560 --> 00:47:37,597 - Mmm-hmm. - Okay. Fine. 929 00:47:41,920 --> 00:47:43,195 Come on! 930 00:47:43,280 --> 00:47:45,237 Come here! Hey! 931 00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:48,594 Over here! 932 00:47:50,760 --> 00:47:51,760 Huh... 933 00:47:54,680 --> 00:47:55,880 Never thought I'd say thank you 934 00:47:55,960 --> 00:47:58,759 to anybody offering me the worst table in the house, 935 00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:01,480 - but, um, thank you. - Sure. 936 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:02,560 Mmm-hmm. 937 00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:06,589 Why do you guys need a "safe space" for lunch? 938 00:48:09,800 --> 00:48:10,950 Stop. 939 00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:12,836 It's becoming clear. 940 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,958 Three years ago, I answered too many questions correctly. 941 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,355 Friend Zone. 942 00:48:17,440 --> 00:48:18,715 I didn't have any new clothes 943 00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:21,076 at the start of school one year. 944 00:48:21,600 --> 00:48:22,670 Over. 945 00:48:22,760 --> 00:48:25,195 I don't even know why I'm here. 946 00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,032 Who did this to me? 947 00:48:36,120 --> 00:48:37,474 You better show yourself. 948 00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,873 Don't... Don't worry. 949 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:44,799 No one gets stuck in the Friend Zone forever. 950 00:48:44,920 --> 00:48:47,958 You're cute for thinking that. Keep living. 951 00:48:48,040 --> 00:48:49,793 No. He's right. 952 00:48:50,120 --> 00:48:52,476 Once everyone sees our talent at the pep rally, 953 00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:54,472 we can finally get out of the Friend Zone 954 00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:56,597 and be in the center of it all. 955 00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,353 We'll be cool with everyone. 956 00:48:58,440 --> 00:49:03,071 It's gonna be very "What's up, what's up?" in the hall. 957 00:49:03,280 --> 00:49:05,476 Who does that Jasmine girl think she is? 958 00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:07,950 Jasmine, she's... 959 00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:09,269 Sing it, Isaac. 960 00:49:10,160 --> 00:49:15,838 She's so perfect 961 00:49:15,920 --> 00:49:17,798 He doesn't stutter when he sings. 962 00:49:17,880 --> 00:49:18,996 I see. 963 00:49:26,960 --> 00:49:28,917 - These answers better be right. - Duh. 964 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:31,390 What is wrong with this school? 965 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 What is it? 966 00:49:43,360 --> 00:49:44,999 Order for Sanders. 967 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:46,150 That's me. 968 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:48,196 All right. 969 00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,470 Thank you. 970 00:49:54,960 --> 00:49:57,759 There's no Postmates in school. Okay? Sorry. 971 00:49:57,840 --> 00:50:00,355 You know what? I am done chasing you. 972 00:50:00,760 --> 00:50:03,355 A man who finds a wife finds a good thing. 973 00:50:04,360 --> 00:50:05,874 That's Bible, Gary. 974 00:50:09,400 --> 00:50:11,073 What a weird little girl. 975 00:50:11,680 --> 00:50:15,435 April, you have to come pick me up. These kids are demons. 976 00:50:15,520 --> 00:50:18,672 Jordan, I have my first meeting, and I am freaking out. 977 00:50:18,760 --> 00:50:20,399 I don't think I can do this. 978 00:50:20,480 --> 00:50:21,480 Calm down. 979 00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,153 Put me in your ear. Like, on Bluetooth. 980 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,394 - Hey, April. - Hey. 981 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:30,596 I heard... 982 00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,036 Okay. Uh... I heard Jordan was sick. 983 00:50:34,120 --> 00:50:37,830 Yeah. She's definitely gonna be out for, like, a day or two. 984 00:50:37,920 --> 00:50:39,400 You ready to hold it down without her? 985 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:40,720 Mmm-hmm. 986 00:50:40,800 --> 00:50:43,634 All right. Well, I'll see you in the meeting. 987 00:50:43,960 --> 00:50:45,394 And I'm sure you're gonna shine. 988 00:50:46,720 --> 00:50:48,632 - You're shining already. - Ah. 989 00:50:48,720 --> 00:50:50,677 Okay. 990 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:52,136 We don't worry about the flying saucer hardware... 991 00:50:52,160 --> 00:50:53,196 Yeah. Absolutely. 992 00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,000 Okay. 993 00:50:55,080 --> 00:50:56,309 Command their attention. 994 00:50:56,480 --> 00:50:57,736 - VR goggles. - Good idea. 995 00:50:57,760 --> 00:50:59,336 - Oh, I think we should do the... - Right? 996 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:02,432 Guys, I need to command your attention, please. 997 00:51:02,520 --> 00:51:05,797 Uh, can we all just quiet down and focus, please? 998 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:11,629 Thanks. 999 00:51:11,720 --> 00:51:12,949 Where's Jordan? 1000 00:51:13,560 --> 00:51:15,438 Um, she's under the weather. 1001 00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:18,240 So I'm here just filling in for her. 1002 00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:19,959 Is that why you're wearing her clothes? 1003 00:51:20,600 --> 00:51:22,080 These aren't her... This? 1004 00:51:22,160 --> 00:51:24,216 These aren't her clothes. These are my clothes. 1005 00:51:24,240 --> 00:51:25,310 You don't wear cheetah. 1006 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:27,278 I always wear cheetah. 1007 00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,198 Jordan is never sick. She must really be on her deathbed. 1008 00:51:31,280 --> 00:51:35,433 Which would be a developer's dream. 1009 00:51:37,880 --> 00:51:39,473 Was that Preston? 1010 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:42,758 Ooh, if he wasn't so talented, I'd fire his butt. 1011 00:51:42,840 --> 00:51:44,320 And he also has a good butt. 1012 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:45,400 He does. 1013 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,836 April's right. We need to focus. 1014 00:51:47,920 --> 00:51:49,149 Thank you, Preston. 1015 00:51:49,240 --> 00:51:51,118 No. No. Uh-uh. 1016 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,959 JSI is going under... 1017 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,096 - I'm gonna need Melissa to shut up. - You're right. 1018 00:51:55,120 --> 00:51:57,077 - I need to get a new job. - No, you don't. 1019 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,216 - I'm looking at Jordan's Facebook now. - Don't check it. 1020 00:51:59,240 --> 00:52:01,835 This is off the rails. You have to show them you can be crazy. 1021 00:52:01,920 --> 00:52:05,914 Y'all, I can be crazy, so chill. 1022 00:52:06,000 --> 00:52:07,376 Do it now or you'll never get control. 1023 00:52:07,400 --> 00:52:08,993 - Do what? - Do it now! 1024 00:52:09,080 --> 00:52:10,560 I said, listen up! 1025 00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:15,589 You wanna see crazy? I can show you crazy. 1026 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:26,997 What, y'all put bricks in here or something? 1027 00:52:27,120 --> 00:52:30,591 Y'all recycle a lot. Wait, wait. JSI is doing fine. 1028 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:34,594 We all have jobs. Let's innovate. We're JS Innovations. 1029 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:36,029 I'm in charge. 1030 00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:38,953 Oh, God. This is so hard. 1031 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,834 I don't know what that was and... 1032 00:52:46,440 --> 00:52:47,440 What are you wearing? 1033 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:51,720 You look like a cheerleader for the Migos right now. 1034 00:52:53,280 --> 00:52:54,760 This is the worst day ever. 1035 00:52:54,840 --> 00:52:58,197 I'm gonna need a stiff drink and some clothes that fit. 1036 00:53:02,000 --> 00:53:03,480 Corner table for two. 1037 00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,789 Right this way. 1038 00:53:08,480 --> 00:53:10,016 Can I start you with something to drink? 1039 00:53:10,040 --> 00:53:11,838 Oh, yes. I'll have a glass of rosé, please. 1040 00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:14,037 Scotch on the rocks. Two rocks. 1041 00:53:14,120 --> 00:53:16,476 And I mean two. If there's three, it's going back. 1042 00:53:17,680 --> 00:53:21,356 How cute are you? 1043 00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:23,440 Are you in charge? 1044 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,520 Mmm-hmm. 1045 00:53:24,600 --> 00:53:25,875 Let's get real. 1046 00:53:26,440 --> 00:53:27,794 This black card's in charge. 1047 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:31,870 What is this? 1048 00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,036 The kids' menu. 1049 00:53:33,600 --> 00:53:35,353 Would you like this kid's foot up your... 1050 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,760 Oh, she'll have a Shirley Temple. 1051 00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:38,350 Porterhouse. Rare. 1052 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:41,799 Right away. 1053 00:53:41,880 --> 00:53:43,155 Thank you. 1054 00:53:43,320 --> 00:53:44,720 Any leads on the donut truck? 1055 00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,835 The city doesn't provide contact info for the trucks, 1056 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:51,072 and since someone took them off our route... 1057 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,550 - Damn it. - But these trucks 1058 00:53:53,640 --> 00:53:55,472 need to be inspected every year, 1059 00:53:55,560 --> 00:53:58,029 and they can't just go to any auto repair shop. 1060 00:53:58,120 --> 00:54:01,716 So I narrowed it down to a dozen repair shops in the city 1061 00:54:01,840 --> 00:54:03,433 that handle food truck inspections. 1062 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:04,816 And I have an intern making calls, 1063 00:54:04,840 --> 00:54:06,000 so we should have a lead soon. 1064 00:54:06,760 --> 00:54:08,558 Thank you. 1065 00:54:08,680 --> 00:54:10,353 Yes. 1066 00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:11,999 Thank you. 1067 00:54:12,720 --> 00:54:14,200 Mmm. 1068 00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:17,000 - This is heaven. - You know. 1069 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:18,480 Mmm-hmm. 1070 00:54:19,160 --> 00:54:21,072 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm! 1071 00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,117 Oh, it's not all bad at your school, though, 1072 00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,795 'cause can we talk about Mr. Marshall, the other white meat? 1073 00:54:27,000 --> 00:54:29,071 Oh, girl, I was thinking about going back to pork. 1074 00:54:29,200 --> 00:54:31,669 Hello. Oink, oink. Him fine as swine. 1075 00:54:31,760 --> 00:54:33,638 I'd like to teach him some things. 1076 00:54:33,720 --> 00:54:36,155 What are you gonna teach him in that scrawny, flat body? 1077 00:54:36,520 --> 00:54:37,795 Well, at least I'm not dried up 1078 00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:39,520 like a creek hit by a drought down there. 1079 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,360 Please stop. 1080 00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:44,319 Just a dusty bed of rocks where water once flowed. 1081 00:54:44,760 --> 00:54:46,911 It's not dusty. 1082 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:49,196 Anyways, what's up with you and Preston? 1083 00:54:49,280 --> 00:54:50,919 Making puppy dog eyes at him all day. 1084 00:54:51,000 --> 00:54:52,832 We're just friends. 1085 00:54:52,920 --> 00:54:55,071 Well, yeah, 'cause you're too scared to get at him. 1086 00:54:55,160 --> 00:54:58,437 You see, that's your problem with work and men. 1087 00:54:58,520 --> 00:54:59,556 You can't close the deal. 1088 00:54:59,640 --> 00:55:00,915 What about you? 1089 00:55:01,240 --> 00:55:03,471 You hire employees but don't trust them. 1090 00:55:03,560 --> 00:55:06,439 You meet people but don't make friends. 1091 00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,231 You date, and you don't commit. 1092 00:55:09,840 --> 00:55:12,560 Committing is overrated. I'm a boss. 1093 00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:14,878 I can't be heartbroken. 1094 00:55:14,960 --> 00:55:18,078 Men want me to be just like a Mary J. Blige song. 1095 00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:19,753 Just down without them. 1096 00:55:20,560 --> 00:55:22,517 But I'm too strong for that mess. 1097 00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:24,711 Okay. 1098 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:29,191 Oh, can you actually just leave the whole bottle 1099 00:55:29,280 --> 00:55:31,272 'cause she left her card, right? 1100 00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:32,919 She comes from money. 1101 00:55:34,320 --> 00:55:35,436 What are you doing? 1102 00:55:36,520 --> 00:55:38,000 Nothing. 1103 00:55:38,080 --> 00:55:40,037 Why are you sniffing and holding my glass? 1104 00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:41,873 My hand is not on your glass. 1105 00:55:41,960 --> 00:55:43,394 I literally see your baby fingers 1106 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:44,880 right now gripping my glass. 1107 00:55:45,400 --> 00:55:46,880 Well, I think you're seeing things. 1108 00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,351 Jordan, no drinking. I mean it. 1109 00:55:49,960 --> 00:55:52,429 You got my aunties over there trippin'. Stop. 1110 00:55:52,840 --> 00:55:55,514 Relax. I'm fine. 1111 00:55:55,600 --> 00:55:57,637 She's fine. It's a game we play. 1112 00:55:57,720 --> 00:55:59,120 I'm drinking. You're drinking. 1113 00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:00,998 One. Two. Three. Drink. 1114 00:56:03,040 --> 00:56:04,679 Girl, that baby's drunk. 1115 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:08,635 Time on my hands 1116 00:56:09,520 --> 00:56:11,955 Since you've been away, boy 1117 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:15,793 I ain't got no plan 1118 00:56:16,040 --> 00:56:17,838 No, no, no, no 1119 00:56:17,920 --> 00:56:20,560 But, see, I do got plans 'cause I'm the boss, okur? 1120 00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,116 And the sound of the rain 1121 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:26,352 Against my windowpane 1122 00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:27,476 Stop. 1123 00:56:27,560 --> 00:56:29,279 Jordan. Get down. 1124 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,637 Is slowly Is slowly driving me insane 1125 00:56:32,720 --> 00:56:33,836 I'm sorry. 1126 00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:34,956 Boy, I'm going down 1127 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:37,509 Why are you embarrassing me like this? 1128 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:39,676 I'm going down 1129 00:56:39,760 --> 00:56:42,275 Go down then. Come down. 1130 00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:45,080 'Cause you ain't around 1131 00:56:45,160 --> 00:56:47,197 Some kids need more than just time out. 1132 00:56:47,520 --> 00:56:49,000 First of all I am a great mother. 1133 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:50,833 I encourage this type of behavior. 1134 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:52,000 Matter of fact... 1135 00:56:53,560 --> 00:56:55,677 Sleep don't come easy 1136 00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,435 Boy, please believe me 1137 00:56:58,560 --> 00:56:59,560 Sorry. 1138 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,519 Since you been gone 1139 00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:05,877 Everything's going wrong 1140 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,350 - Everything! Everything! - Yes, auntie! 1141 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,353 Why'd you have to say goodbye? 1142 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:14,635 Look what you've done to me 1143 00:57:14,720 --> 00:57:15,720 Who is this? 1144 00:57:15,800 --> 00:57:17,120 I can't stop these tears 1145 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:18,200 You don't know her? 1146 00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:20,351 From falling from my eyes 1147 00:57:20,440 --> 00:57:21,476 Oh, baby 1148 00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:24,837 I'm going down 1149 00:57:25,400 --> 00:57:28,518 I'm going down 1150 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:32,675 'Cause you ain't around, baby 1151 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:39,231 My whole world's upside down 1152 00:57:40,600 --> 00:57:43,911 Oh, I don't know what to do 1153 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:48,269 If I ever lose you 1154 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,960 I'll be going down 1155 00:57:51,520 --> 00:57:55,196 I said, I'll be going down 1156 00:57:58,680 --> 00:57:59,875 Oh. 1157 00:57:59,960 --> 00:58:02,555 Please forgive me, baby 1158 00:58:03,560 --> 00:58:06,632 I'm so sorry, sorry, sorry 1159 00:58:07,280 --> 00:58:08,316 Sorry 1160 00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,240 - All right, I'm out. - April. 1161 00:58:20,880 --> 00:58:22,200 You can't leave. 1162 00:58:22,920 --> 00:58:24,752 If Vince sees you outside leaving, 1163 00:58:24,840 --> 00:58:27,639 then he might call Agent Bea. 1164 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:31,755 Are you asking me to spend the night? 1165 00:58:31,840 --> 00:58:34,912 I don't know how much longer I can take being 13. 1166 00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:37,915 Please? 1167 00:58:39,240 --> 00:58:40,674 Miss April, ma'am? 1168 00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:47,036 Thank you. 1169 00:58:48,680 --> 00:58:49,800 Well, see you 1170 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:51,752 at the crossroads, Wicked Witch. 1171 00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:54,434 So? How's it look? 1172 00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:57,590 Um... 1173 00:58:58,680 --> 00:59:01,070 It'll get you through the night. Yeah. 1174 00:59:01,320 --> 00:59:02,595 You like this movie? 1175 00:59:02,960 --> 00:59:04,758 Yeah. I love it. 1176 00:59:05,640 --> 00:59:08,314 Work! Work! Work! 1177 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:10,830 Yes! Come through. 1178 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:14,479 All lunch hours are canceled! 1179 00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:16,069 Are you serious? 1180 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,913 Now suffer! 1181 00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:20,276 Really? Evillene was a boss. 1182 00:59:20,560 --> 00:59:23,280 I learned so much about running a company from her. 1183 00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:24,856 We haven't had a lunch hour in six months! 1184 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:26,075 That explains a lot. 1185 00:59:26,440 --> 00:59:28,716 But I wasn't always this hard on people. 1186 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:33,514 When I was first this age, I stopped being open and kind. 1187 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:38,269 Every time I tried to fit in, kids would just beat me down. 1188 00:59:38,960 --> 00:59:41,520 Make fun of me, bully me. 1189 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:45,117 At that point, I just gave up on people. 1190 00:59:46,400 --> 00:59:48,312 It hurt too much to care. 1191 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:52,315 Anyways, when I grew up, 1192 00:59:53,440 --> 00:59:56,274 I guess I just attacked people first 1193 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:57,874 before they could attack me. 1194 01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:05,476 I get it. 1195 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:08,199 It's hard out here for girls. 1196 01:00:08,280 --> 01:00:11,114 It's like, you get one shot if you're lucky. 1197 01:00:11,200 --> 01:00:13,874 And if you don't hit the bull's-eye, 1198 01:00:13,960 --> 01:00:15,553 people will drag you. 1199 01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:22,670 Am I done? 1200 01:00:25,040 --> 01:00:26,474 You finished and done. 1201 01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:28,160 Cool. 1202 01:00:35,200 --> 01:00:38,272 Initiating "Bed" light sequence. 1203 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,680 You're welcome, ladies. 1204 01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:41,876 What is going on? 1205 01:00:46,160 --> 01:00:48,277 - He's here. - Who? 1206 01:00:54,800 --> 01:00:57,474 Oh, my God. Did you order him? 1207 01:01:02,800 --> 01:01:04,000 Is this rich people Postmates? 1208 01:01:09,840 --> 01:01:11,559 Ooh. 1209 01:01:14,920 --> 01:01:17,037 He's doing the dolphin. He could flip me. 1210 01:01:22,600 --> 01:01:23,600 Oh, my God. 1211 01:01:26,840 --> 01:01:29,196 Throw a flower in the air 1212 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,036 Yes. 1213 01:01:41,680 --> 01:01:45,913 Ooh. Put me in the middle of that. Yes! Yes! 1214 01:01:48,120 --> 01:01:49,320 Oh, no. You can't look at this. 1215 01:01:49,360 --> 01:01:51,158 This is for grown folks' eyes only. 1216 01:01:58,720 --> 01:02:00,951 - Kid, stop looking! - Oh, my God. 1217 01:02:01,320 --> 01:02:02,720 Oh, just calm down. 1218 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:03,995 - It's fine. - No, it's fine. 1219 01:02:04,080 --> 01:02:05,275 Just relax. 1220 01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:07,317 No, it is not. No, it is not fine. 1221 01:02:07,720 --> 01:02:08,915 What's wrong with you? 1222 01:02:10,080 --> 01:02:12,879 Oh, 'cause she's a child. You a child. 1223 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:14,235 Oh, right. 1224 01:02:14,320 --> 01:02:15,320 What? 1225 01:02:15,400 --> 01:02:16,800 What are you doing here? 1226 01:02:17,080 --> 01:02:19,197 Well, what are you doing here? This is my house. 1227 01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,396 Who are you? 1228 01:02:21,920 --> 01:02:23,149 Oh. Um... 1229 01:02:23,880 --> 01:02:25,075 Well, I'm April 1230 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,231 with a "A" for available. 1231 01:02:27,320 --> 01:02:28,320 So great... 1232 01:02:28,400 --> 01:02:30,471 So nice to meet you. Mmm. 1233 01:02:30,600 --> 01:02:32,056 Listen, what I'm trying to understand is, 1234 01:02:32,080 --> 01:02:34,834 why would you be in Jordan's apartment watching some... 1235 01:02:35,960 --> 01:02:37,155 Oh, my God. 1236 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:38,956 Oh, my God. 1237 01:02:39,920 --> 01:02:41,115 I know exactly who you are. 1238 01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:42,520 You do? 1239 01:02:42,680 --> 01:02:44,319 Oh. For sure. 1240 01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:46,918 Listen, everything's gonna be okay. All right? 1241 01:02:47,000 --> 01:02:48,376 Don't worry. Everything's gonna be fine. 1242 01:02:48,400 --> 01:02:49,720 We gonna figure this out together. 1243 01:02:49,880 --> 01:02:51,872 It's gonna take some adjusting, 1244 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:54,680 and, to be honest, I'd always imagined having my own kids at first, 1245 01:02:54,760 --> 01:02:57,559 but I guess when God sends you a child to love, 1246 01:02:57,640 --> 01:02:59,120 it doesn't matter where it comes from. 1247 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,350 Wait. What the hell are you talking about? 1248 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:05,591 This is why Jordan was so closed off to me. 1249 01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,000 She was embarrassed to tell me she's a single mom. 1250 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:11,276 Oh, God, no. No, no, no. 1251 01:03:11,400 --> 01:03:13,376 - Get out. Go. - You know what? I think you'd better go. 1252 01:03:13,400 --> 01:03:14,456 - Look at you. You're so cute. - You should go. 1253 01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,736 - Like a little doll. - We could go together, but you gotta go. 1254 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:17,760 Lovable. Look at this... 1255 01:03:18,840 --> 01:03:20,559 No, no. Wait, wait. 1256 01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,393 Oh, my God, you're so strong. 1257 01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,596 Key. 1258 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:25,474 You sound just like your mama. 1259 01:03:26,000 --> 01:03:28,834 That tough exterior just trying to protect what's on the inside. 1260 01:03:28,960 --> 01:03:30,816 Look, you ain't got to do that no more. Just give me the key. 1261 01:03:30,840 --> 01:03:33,230 Okay? I'm here for you. All right? 1262 01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:35,160 And, look, 1263 01:03:35,240 --> 01:03:37,056 listen, don't tell your mama. All right? 1264 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:39,914 Just give me a chance to explain, okay? 1265 01:03:41,040 --> 01:03:44,920 I'll be back. All right? I'll be back. Daddy's home! 1266 01:03:45,480 --> 01:03:47,153 Mama's home, too. 1267 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,320 Whoo! 1268 01:03:48,400 --> 01:03:51,393 I'm on Hinge, Tinder, and Christian Mingle. 1269 01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:56,195 So now what? 1270 01:03:56,800 --> 01:03:57,950 I hate to say it, 1271 01:03:58,040 --> 01:04:00,555 but I have to go back to work. 1272 01:04:00,680 --> 01:04:02,736 - And you have to go back to... - No, no, no. Please don't say it, April. 1273 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:03,760 To school. 1274 01:04:04,160 --> 01:04:05,674 We can't risk it with Agent Bea. 1275 01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:10,597 You don't understand what school was like. Or is like. 1276 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,159 The way this Jasmine girl makes people feel about themselves. 1277 01:04:14,720 --> 01:04:17,633 She's mean, cruel, a bully. 1278 01:04:18,080 --> 01:04:19,958 Doesn't care about anyone's feelings. 1279 01:04:21,680 --> 01:04:24,479 Yeah, I can't imagine what that's like. 1280 01:04:24,560 --> 01:04:26,153 You're not talking about me, are you? 1281 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:31,157 There's probably a reason why you became this Jordan. 1282 01:04:31,240 --> 01:04:35,996 Maybe you have to do something differently at this age. 1283 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,080 Botox? 1284 01:04:39,640 --> 01:04:44,954 I'm just saying, you have a chance anyone would kill for. 1285 01:04:45,040 --> 01:04:46,838 You get to be a child again. 1286 01:04:47,960 --> 01:04:51,670 So, knowing what you know now, what would you do different? 1287 01:04:54,760 --> 01:04:56,399 I'd stunt on those kids. 1288 01:04:59,120 --> 01:05:00,440 Yeah. 1289 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:12,475 Hey. 1290 01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,800 Straws? That's me. 1291 01:05:22,080 --> 01:05:23,480 Oh, my God, the hot pink. 1292 01:05:23,560 --> 01:05:25,074 I know. I know. 1293 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:27,117 Oh, my God. Is that... 1294 01:05:27,400 --> 01:05:28,993 Custom? Yes. Yes, it is. 1295 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:30,400 - Jordan. - Yeah? 1296 01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:32,278 - You look... - I know. I know. 1297 01:05:32,360 --> 01:05:35,398 Wow! Jasmine gave you respect. That's huge. 1298 01:05:37,040 --> 01:05:39,600 - It's time. - Time for what? 1299 01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:41,831 Time for everything to change around here. 1300 01:05:42,200 --> 01:05:44,715 Winchella auditions starting now. 1301 01:05:44,800 --> 01:05:45,950 No, no, no. 1302 01:05:46,040 --> 01:05:48,236 No talent shows. No auditions. 1303 01:05:48,320 --> 01:05:51,233 We got this. Isaac's got the voice. 1304 01:05:51,360 --> 01:05:54,910 And we've got the moves. 1305 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,032 It literally cannot go wrong. 1306 01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,399 Yes! Let's do this! 1307 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:04,478 Come on! It's gonna be great! 1308 01:06:22,680 --> 01:06:25,798 That was amazing. See you all at Winchella. 1309 01:06:27,480 --> 01:06:29,711 Oh. Except for you, Becca. You suck. 1310 01:06:31,880 --> 01:06:33,109 Come on, guys. 1311 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:34,270 Next! 1312 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:36,313 Sure you don't want to join us, Jordan? 1313 01:06:36,400 --> 01:06:38,517 Yeah, we could really use one more dancer. 1314 01:06:38,640 --> 01:06:39,835 You could freestyle. 1315 01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:43,596 No way. I am never going on that stage and sharing myself again. 1316 01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,070 I landed butt-first in a stack full of cardboard boxes 1317 01:06:46,160 --> 01:06:47,480 the last time I tried that. 1318 01:06:47,560 --> 01:06:48,710 Next! 1319 01:06:52,400 --> 01:06:53,550 Hi. 1320 01:06:57,320 --> 01:06:59,232 Okay, so what's your talent? 1321 01:06:59,560 --> 01:07:01,870 I'm singing. 1322 01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:08,958 And, and, and 1323 01:07:11,280 --> 01:07:14,239 And, and we're finished. Next! 1324 01:07:17,760 --> 01:07:20,832 Okay, so sometimes he gets nervous. 1325 01:07:21,280 --> 01:07:23,112 But, trust us, he's amazing. 1326 01:07:23,200 --> 01:07:25,431 And then we do this, like, really hype dance 1327 01:07:25,560 --> 01:07:26,856 - and we back him up. - Yeah, yeah. 1328 01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:29,554 So, we'll just skip to the part where we dance. 1329 01:07:29,640 --> 01:07:30,756 Music. 1330 01:07:33,200 --> 01:07:34,759 We'll just go. Um... 1331 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:38,752 Five, six, seven, eight, and... 1332 01:07:40,840 --> 01:07:41,840 I'm sorry. 1333 01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:42,990 Oh! 1334 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:48,037 Okay, that's enough. You're in. 1335 01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:49,755 See you all at Winchella. 1336 01:07:50,000 --> 01:07:51,275 Awesome. Thank you. 1337 01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:53,158 You guys are gonna be blown away. 1338 01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:55,040 We already are. 1339 01:07:55,120 --> 01:07:56,120 Yes. 1340 01:07:59,360 --> 01:08:01,238 - See? - See what? 1341 01:08:01,320 --> 01:08:02,549 That was a disaster. 1342 01:08:02,680 --> 01:08:05,718 It wasn't as great as we thought it was gonna be. 1343 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:09,350 But that's okay. We'll totally kill it at Winchella. Right? 1344 01:08:09,480 --> 01:08:10,994 - Yeah. - Are you crazy? 1345 01:08:11,080 --> 01:08:13,280 She just let you into Winchella just to make fun of you. 1346 01:08:13,800 --> 01:08:15,837 I don't know. I mean, she seemed pretty nice. 1347 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,960 Yeah, plus, they won't laugh when they really see what we're about. 1348 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:24,274 Forget showing who you really are. That is social suicide. 1349 01:08:24,360 --> 01:08:26,238 - Huh? - You know what? 1350 01:08:26,320 --> 01:08:28,277 I'm gonna teach you how to be somebody else, 1351 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:31,000 somebody that a bully wouldn't dare to make fun of 1352 01:08:31,080 --> 01:08:33,914 because you're living a life that they can only dream of. 1353 01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:35,480 And that can't happen here. 1354 01:08:36,000 --> 01:08:38,879 I've never skipped a second of school in my whole life. 1355 01:08:38,960 --> 01:08:41,316 Mmm-hmm. And, uh, where has that gotten you? 1356 01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,120 Let's go. 1357 01:08:56,280 --> 01:08:57,680 Wow! 1358 01:08:58,600 --> 01:09:00,080 Wow! 1359 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,753 You live here? 1360 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,391 This is so cool. 1361 01:09:05,800 --> 01:09:08,269 - Is this what having money feels like? - Wow! 1362 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:09,874 Okay, guys, now focus. 1363 01:09:09,960 --> 01:09:11,474 This is about showing Jasmine 1364 01:09:11,560 --> 01:09:13,336 and the rest of the school what they're missing out on 1365 01:09:13,360 --> 01:09:15,113 by not being friends with you guys. 1366 01:09:15,200 --> 01:09:17,999 So we have to look like we're having the most fun. 1367 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:20,515 Isn't it easier just to really have fun? 1368 01:09:20,640 --> 01:09:22,359 Ain't nobody got time for reality. 1369 01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:24,159 We're talking about the Internet. 1370 01:09:24,920 --> 01:09:26,036 Okay. 1371 01:09:26,120 --> 01:09:28,271 Um, HomeGirl, a vibe, please. 1372 01:09:28,920 --> 01:09:30,354 HomeGirl doesn't know you. 1373 01:09:31,200 --> 01:09:32,714 Voice recognition denied. 1374 01:09:32,800 --> 01:09:35,269 I said, HomeGirl, a vibe, please. 1375 01:09:35,400 --> 01:09:38,154 All right. Playing a vibe. 1376 01:09:38,240 --> 01:09:40,277 Okay. 1377 01:09:40,360 --> 01:09:44,798 So, no one's gonna be jealous of you guys looking like you. 1378 01:09:44,880 --> 01:09:48,157 So we have to change all of this. Follow me. 1379 01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:36,997 No, no, no. 1380 01:11:09,680 --> 01:11:11,176 That was awesome. 1381 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,475 We look so cool. 1382 01:11:12,560 --> 01:11:16,156 Oh! Look, look. Look at all these likes. 1383 01:11:16,240 --> 01:11:19,517 Wow! Even Jasminekittycat heart-eyed our story. 1384 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:22,718 I mean, I still think Winchella would've been fun. 1385 01:11:22,920 --> 01:11:26,038 One wrong move, and then you'll lose all your followers. 1386 01:11:26,840 --> 01:11:28,832 Forget Winchella. 1387 01:11:28,920 --> 01:11:30,798 She's right. We can't mess this up. 1388 01:11:31,280 --> 01:11:33,158 I've changed your life for the better. 1389 01:11:33,520 --> 01:11:35,000 My work here is done. 1390 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:36,555 Your Lyft is downstairs. 1391 01:11:36,960 --> 01:11:38,056 Thank you. 1392 01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:39,480 Bye. 1393 01:11:42,080 --> 01:11:43,080 What are you doing here? 1394 01:11:44,520 --> 01:11:45,715 I don't know, okay? 1395 01:11:45,800 --> 01:11:47,800 I walked into the store. There was pink everywhere. 1396 01:11:47,960 --> 01:11:50,714 And the next thing I know I'm handing over my credit card and... 1397 01:11:51,760 --> 01:11:54,116 You probably don't play with toys, huh? 1398 01:11:55,400 --> 01:11:56,880 I should have thought about this. 1399 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,594 I'm nervous, okay? 1400 01:11:58,720 --> 01:12:01,001 I just want to make a good impression on you and your mom. 1401 01:12:01,280 --> 01:12:02,316 Where's Jordan? 1402 01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:03,516 Business trip. 1403 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:05,336 Look, do you want me to send her a message or something? 1404 01:12:05,360 --> 01:12:07,829 No. I mean, yes. 1405 01:12:08,760 --> 01:12:10,558 There's just so much I want to say. 1406 01:12:10,960 --> 01:12:13,270 But your mama just makes it so hard to talk face-to-face. 1407 01:12:16,040 --> 01:12:18,157 Just come in. 1408 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:24,016 Hey, what is happening? 1409 01:12:24,040 --> 01:12:26,191 - Hey... - No, no. 1410 01:12:26,800 --> 01:12:28,678 Yo, these are dope. 1411 01:12:28,760 --> 01:12:30,638 Uh, thanks. 1412 01:12:31,040 --> 01:12:32,440 So you ready? 1413 01:12:32,520 --> 01:12:34,398 Uh-huh. Uh, no. 1414 01:12:34,480 --> 01:12:35,675 I can't do it. 1415 01:12:35,760 --> 01:12:37,080 I can't run another pitch meeting, 1416 01:12:37,240 --> 01:12:38,993 and it's fine. It's good. I'm good. 1417 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:41,515 April, you have so many dope ideas. Look at this. 1418 01:12:41,720 --> 01:12:44,235 You know, you could really bring the team together. 1419 01:12:45,000 --> 01:12:46,320 I can't do it like Jordan. 1420 01:12:46,480 --> 01:12:47,834 Yes, thank God. 1421 01:12:47,960 --> 01:12:49,360 She never lets us get our ideas out, 1422 01:12:49,440 --> 01:12:51,750 and that's including you. 1423 01:12:51,920 --> 01:12:52,990 You're right. 1424 01:12:53,400 --> 01:12:54,834 So what you gonna do? 1425 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:57,869 I guess I'm gonna run it like me. 1426 01:12:58,240 --> 01:12:59,616 I'm sorry. I couldn't hear what you said. 1427 01:12:59,640 --> 01:13:00,880 I said I'm gonna run it like me. 1428 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,474 I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you. 1429 01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,594 - I'm gonna go up there... - Uh-huh? 1430 01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:06,876 ...and run that pitch meeting like April, 1431 01:13:07,080 --> 01:13:08,456 - who's me, and I'm gonna kill it. - Uh-huh. 1432 01:13:08,480 --> 01:13:09,630 - You gonna kill it? - Yes! 1433 01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,376 - Up there, I'm gonna kill it. - You gonna kill it up there? 1434 01:13:11,400 --> 01:13:12,800 - Yes! - Okay. 1435 01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:15,874 April, when I first heard that you were leading the pitch meeting, 1436 01:13:16,360 --> 01:13:17,840 I really only came for the bagels. 1437 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:23,280 But this is the first time I feel like my pitch has actually been heard. 1438 01:13:23,360 --> 01:13:25,033 Tell me about it. 1439 01:13:25,120 --> 01:13:27,874 I haven't even taken one of my anti-anxiety pills today. 1440 01:13:28,520 --> 01:13:30,113 Look at us. I mean, this is nice. Right? 1441 01:13:30,200 --> 01:13:32,760 I mean, this is like a very positive, like, AA meeting. Right? 1442 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:34,240 Yeah! Right. 1443 01:13:34,400 --> 01:13:36,437 - Yeah. - Thank you, guys, so much. 1444 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,512 I'm so glad this is fun. 1445 01:13:39,440 --> 01:13:42,797 But I have to be honest. The ideas just aren't there yet. 1446 01:13:43,160 --> 01:13:44,230 We gotta do better. 1447 01:13:44,320 --> 01:13:45,800 Let's hear them! 1448 01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:47,992 Ready to make that money. 1449 01:13:48,200 --> 01:13:49,395 Is that... 1450 01:13:49,880 --> 01:13:50,916 Mr. Connor. 1451 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:52,309 How long have you been here? 1452 01:13:52,640 --> 01:13:54,916 I don't know. I never learned how to tell time. 1453 01:13:55,400 --> 01:13:56,834 Someone else does time for me. 1454 01:13:57,280 --> 01:13:59,511 Well, but the pitch isn't until tomorrow. 1455 01:14:00,320 --> 01:14:01,549 Where's Jordan? 1456 01:14:03,320 --> 01:14:04,436 Jordan... 1457 01:14:06,760 --> 01:14:11,391 She's at home, dealing with some stuff 1458 01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:13,757 in her private area. That's... 1459 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:15,069 Whew! 1460 01:14:15,160 --> 01:14:16,560 It is on fire. 1461 01:14:16,680 --> 01:14:17,875 Mmm. 1462 01:14:18,000 --> 01:14:19,400 Got a hot box down there? 1463 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,115 I've dealt with a few of those. 1464 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:23,793 You said you dealt with a few? 1465 01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:25,798 So what have you got? 1466 01:14:26,880 --> 01:14:28,758 Come on. The suspense is killing me. 1467 01:14:31,640 --> 01:14:33,597 So what's your plan for my mom? 1468 01:14:35,640 --> 01:14:36,790 There is no plan. 1469 01:14:36,920 --> 01:14:38,400 I enjoy spending time with her. 1470 01:14:38,800 --> 01:14:40,473 That can't be it. 1471 01:14:40,720 --> 01:14:42,757 There's gotta be some angle. 1472 01:14:43,320 --> 01:14:45,039 Well, there isn't. 1473 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,352 I see her. You know? 1474 01:14:49,640 --> 01:14:52,200 I mean, she's only tough so no one can hurt her. 1475 01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:53,880 But on the low, 1476 01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:56,874 your mom is really, really silly. 1477 01:14:57,240 --> 01:15:00,039 Like, I can't even tell you how many times I caught her goofing 1478 01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:02,656 and dancing around here when she thought no one was watching. 1479 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:04,399 Mmm-hmm. 1480 01:15:05,680 --> 01:15:08,036 All right. Then let's get real. 1481 01:15:09,640 --> 01:15:11,120 You're here for her money, huh? 1482 01:15:11,240 --> 01:15:12,879 - What? - Mmm-hmm. 1483 01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,158 No. I'm not here for her money. 1484 01:15:15,320 --> 01:15:17,471 I do pretty well for myself. 1485 01:15:17,840 --> 01:15:19,877 You're a starving artist. 1486 01:15:20,440 --> 01:15:22,113 Yes, I am an artist. 1487 01:15:22,560 --> 01:15:24,517 Your mom only assumes I'm starving. 1488 01:15:24,720 --> 01:15:27,599 I actually just had a great show at the Studio Museum in Harlem. 1489 01:15:30,440 --> 01:15:34,673 I am surprised that I... 1490 01:15:34,880 --> 01:15:37,349 My mom didn't know that about you. 1491 01:15:38,920 --> 01:15:39,956 I mean, how could she? 1492 01:15:40,560 --> 01:15:41,676 Right? 1493 01:15:41,760 --> 01:15:43,592 She never asks me anything, 1494 01:15:44,080 --> 01:15:46,096 and she definitely doesn't tell me much about herself. 1495 01:15:46,120 --> 01:15:48,316 I mean, I didn't know about you. 1496 01:15:49,840 --> 01:15:54,198 Then, if she's so tough, then why are you here? 1497 01:15:58,120 --> 01:15:59,679 I care about your mom. 1498 01:16:01,280 --> 01:16:03,397 To be that guarded, 1499 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,392 it has to be lonely. 1500 01:16:06,920 --> 01:16:11,153 I just want her to know that, even though she may feel like she's on her own, 1501 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:14,518 no matter what, I truly have her back. 1502 01:16:17,160 --> 01:16:20,232 That is very nice to hear. 1503 01:16:20,760 --> 01:16:24,356 You see, I can do this. I can do this. Right? I could be a great dad. 1504 01:16:25,400 --> 01:16:27,278 You know what? This was a really good talk. 1505 01:16:27,720 --> 01:16:29,518 How about you just give me a hug? 1506 01:16:29,600 --> 01:16:30,954 Okay. 1507 01:16:31,040 --> 01:16:33,111 - Yeah. - Oh, my gosh. You're so cool. 1508 01:16:33,200 --> 01:16:34,680 I knew we were gonna hit it off. 1509 01:16:35,280 --> 01:16:38,751 Okay, all right. All right, okay. 1510 01:16:39,000 --> 01:16:40,150 All right. Okay... 1511 01:16:40,520 --> 01:16:41,670 Let go. Uh-uh. Mmm-mmm. 1512 01:16:42,080 --> 01:16:44,197 Uh... Wait. Wait... 1513 01:16:44,320 --> 01:16:46,232 All right. All right. Wait a minute. 1514 01:16:46,320 --> 01:16:48,789 Hold on. Wait, wait, wait. No! 1515 01:16:49,360 --> 01:16:50,874 What are you doing? 1516 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,070 Oh... 1517 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:53,750 Right. Um... 1518 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,069 No, don't. You're on time out. 1519 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:56,993 You need to stay here and... 1520 01:16:57,800 --> 01:16:59,736 Matter of fact, you go sit in the corner. You think about what you did. 1521 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:02,594 I'm gonna leave you by yourself. 1522 01:17:02,800 --> 01:17:04,792 No, just wait! 1523 01:17:06,040 --> 01:17:07,474 Come back. 1524 01:17:16,880 --> 01:17:18,360 Come on. 1525 01:17:18,560 --> 01:17:20,040 - What's her name? - Oh, that's April. 1526 01:17:20,080 --> 01:17:22,231 April. April! Hey! 1527 01:17:22,320 --> 01:17:24,280 Put me in your ear, and I'll tell you what to say. 1528 01:17:24,560 --> 01:17:27,473 Time is money. Bring it. What have you got? 1529 01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:29,000 - April. - I gotta go. 1530 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:30,160 Don't you dare hang up on me! 1531 01:17:30,280 --> 01:17:31,396 Sorry. 1532 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,600 Can't hang up. It was like, "Can you hear me now?" And then... 1533 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,560 April! 1534 01:17:36,800 --> 01:17:40,157 The idea that we wanna pitch tomorrow 1535 01:17:40,400 --> 01:17:41,959 is called, um... 1536 01:17:44,680 --> 01:17:46,273 It's called DiscoverEyes. 1537 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:51,951 It's an interactive game where you can see the world through the eyes of a child. 1538 01:17:54,640 --> 01:17:57,553 Or, you know, we have other ideas, too. You... She... 1539 01:17:58,440 --> 01:17:59,794 No. 1540 01:17:59,880 --> 01:18:01,030 That's the one I wanna hear. 1541 01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:04,597 DiscoverEyes. 1542 01:18:04,960 --> 01:18:05,960 Dope! 1543 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:08,600 I'll be back in 24 hours to hear the pitch. 1544 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:12,136 - DiscoverEyes. All right. - Yes. DiscoverEyes. 1545 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,516 - DiscoverEyes. Yeah. - Sounds promising. 1546 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:16,754 DiscoverEyes. 1547 01:18:17,640 --> 01:18:18,994 - Scott. - Yeah. 1548 01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,475 You did it. 1549 01:18:23,000 --> 01:18:24,719 We did it, guys. 1550 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:26,394 You did what? 1551 01:18:26,600 --> 01:18:28,512 I never approved DiscoverEyes. 1552 01:18:28,920 --> 01:18:31,037 I never approved you even pitching that idea. 1553 01:18:31,360 --> 01:18:33,431 And now my future and my whole company 1554 01:18:33,560 --> 01:18:35,216 is gonna be running off an assistant's pitch! 1555 01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:37,994 Well, what did you want me to do? You told me to help. 1556 01:18:39,160 --> 01:18:40,674 You serious? 1557 01:18:43,440 --> 01:18:44,715 Disloyal. 1558 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:46,189 Self-serving. 1559 01:18:46,280 --> 01:18:47,430 Huh. 1560 01:18:47,760 --> 01:18:51,549 You did this for you. Not me. Not the company! 1561 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:53,799 So I'm self-serving? 1562 01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:56,675 You're the one who only cares about yourself. 1563 01:18:57,120 --> 01:18:58,918 You're nasty to everyone here, 1564 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:01,196 like we're not trying to help make your company great. 1565 01:19:01,360 --> 01:19:02,430 Yeah, right. 1566 01:19:02,560 --> 01:19:06,554 Sure. You stab me in the back, then blabbing all your bad ideas 1567 01:19:06,640 --> 01:19:09,030 to my top client to get your first shot! 1568 01:19:09,440 --> 01:19:10,715 How would you know? 1569 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:13,071 'Cause you've never even heard my pitch! 1570 01:19:13,400 --> 01:19:17,076 You are such a child! Whether you're 38 or 13, 1571 01:19:17,440 --> 01:19:18,760 it's still the same mess with you. 1572 01:19:18,840 --> 01:19:21,878 You see, now I know why you're too scared of taking risks. 1573 01:19:22,360 --> 01:19:24,480 'Cause you don't even know what the hell you're doing! 1574 01:19:25,600 --> 01:19:27,114 You should just stay scared. 1575 01:19:29,000 --> 01:19:30,195 You know what? 1576 01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,239 I'm sending all the pitches 1577 01:19:33,320 --> 01:19:35,551 in your inbox, including mine, 1578 01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:38,679 because, clearly, you want to do this on your own, which is fine. 1579 01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:40,713 Yes. That's exactly how I want it. 1580 01:19:40,800 --> 01:19:42,314 You know what I want? 1581 01:19:42,400 --> 01:19:45,677 Carbs. That's what I want. 1582 01:19:46,960 --> 01:19:47,960 I quit! 1583 01:19:48,040 --> 01:19:49,190 Go, then! 1584 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,280 I'm doing that right now! 1585 01:19:50,360 --> 01:19:52,272 I'm not following your instructions anymore! 1586 01:19:52,360 --> 01:19:53,360 So, girl, bye! 1587 01:19:53,440 --> 01:19:54,440 Girl, bye! 1588 01:19:54,560 --> 01:19:55,676 What'd you say? 1589 01:19:55,760 --> 01:19:56,955 Bye, girl! 1590 01:19:57,040 --> 01:19:58,190 Girl, bye-bye! 1591 01:19:58,280 --> 01:20:00,351 Bye-bye-bye! I'm NSYNC. 1592 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:01,480 Argh! 1593 01:20:01,720 --> 01:20:03,712 - And take your damn bagels with you! - Oh! 1594 01:20:04,120 --> 01:20:06,430 Was that an everything bagel? You are nothing! 1595 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:08,234 And bring me back my clothes! 1596 01:20:08,560 --> 01:20:09,696 Too late! I stretched them out. 1597 01:20:09,720 --> 01:20:10,896 I still want them! 1598 01:20:10,920 --> 01:20:12,832 Too bad! 1599 01:20:12,920 --> 01:20:15,240 There's only one person I know who acts like that. 1600 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:17,796 - Don't say it. - Jordan Sanders. 1601 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:19,200 Hey. 1602 01:20:19,280 --> 01:20:20,280 What? 1603 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:21,680 Who are you? 1604 01:20:21,760 --> 01:20:23,035 Excuse me? 1605 01:20:23,120 --> 01:20:24,120 Whose child are you? 1606 01:20:24,200 --> 01:20:26,715 Whose child are you? Whose child is this, 1607 01:20:26,840 --> 01:20:28,638 walking around here in a tiny pink pantsuit? 1608 01:20:29,040 --> 01:20:31,157 Shut up! Get back to work! 1609 01:20:31,600 --> 01:20:33,910 You know what? She need a whoopin'. What's in my purse? 1610 01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:35,656 Let me go. You know, I'm gonna go get a belt 1611 01:20:35,680 --> 01:20:37,296 - 'cause I sure ain't got one on me today. - Yeah, get a belt. 1612 01:20:37,320 --> 01:20:38,674 Whoop somebody else's child. 1613 01:20:39,680 --> 01:20:42,593 You know, is it bad I hope Jordan never comes back? 1614 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:43,716 - No. - No. 1615 01:20:43,800 --> 01:20:45,120 God. 1616 01:20:56,960 --> 01:20:59,520 What is happening to me? 1617 01:21:01,960 --> 01:21:04,759 God, just please send me a sign. 1618 01:21:37,000 --> 01:21:38,957 Oh. Hey, little lady. Stop. 1619 01:21:39,200 --> 01:21:40,429 Oh, um... 1620 01:21:40,680 --> 01:21:41,750 Hey, Vince. 1621 01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:45,959 I appreciate you being so conscientious, but it's fine. 1622 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,000 I'm not going to fire you. 1623 01:21:48,280 --> 01:21:49,953 Yeah, but Miss Sanders will. 1624 01:21:50,040 --> 01:21:51,394 I have to make something right, 1625 01:21:51,600 --> 01:21:54,035 and I can't do it without my precious baby. 1626 01:21:54,160 --> 01:21:56,231 No way. Come on. Give me the keys back. 1627 01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,637 Fine. I'm sorry. 1628 01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,790 Thank you. 1629 01:22:14,320 --> 01:22:17,279 Hey, girl. How old are you? 1630 01:22:19,240 --> 01:22:20,833 I don't even know, man. 1631 01:22:21,400 --> 01:22:23,551 I don't know, either. 1632 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,240 Hey. 1633 01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:32,920 I have that address you were looking for. 1634 01:22:33,760 --> 01:22:34,760 The what? 1635 01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,296 The donut girl. But it's gonna be tough to find her after today. 1636 01:22:37,320 --> 01:22:38,920 Their route's, like, impossible to track. 1637 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,470 Thank you. 1638 01:23:06,040 --> 01:23:07,360 Hello? 1639 01:23:07,440 --> 01:23:10,399 I'm still mad at you, but I found Stevie and the truck. 1640 01:23:10,600 --> 01:23:12,512 I don't know how long she'll be there. 1641 01:23:12,720 --> 01:23:16,236 I have to get to Winchella to help those kids. 1642 01:23:16,480 --> 01:23:18,233 Look, I screwed up. 1643 01:23:18,320 --> 01:23:20,915 I told them not to do their stupid dance. 1644 01:23:21,400 --> 01:23:22,629 But I was wrong. 1645 01:23:22,720 --> 01:23:25,016 Well, I'm just letting you know that this may be your last chance 1646 01:23:25,040 --> 01:23:26,160 to reverse whatever this is, 1647 01:23:26,200 --> 01:23:28,078 or you'll be living that preteen life forever. 1648 01:23:28,720 --> 01:23:30,552 So do what you gotta do. 1649 01:23:31,400 --> 01:23:32,516 You're right. 1650 01:23:47,440 --> 01:23:50,080 Who's got that Winchella spirit? 1651 01:23:55,920 --> 01:23:56,920 Guys. 1652 01:23:58,200 --> 01:23:59,759 You guys have to perform tonight. 1653 01:23:59,840 --> 01:24:02,674 But you said that was social suicide. 1654 01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:04,430 Look, I'm not gonna lie. 1655 01:24:04,560 --> 01:24:06,736 You guys could go to the hospital if you guys go on that stage. 1656 01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:08,513 But that shouldn't stop you. 1657 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:10,793 What? No. 1658 01:24:11,280 --> 01:24:13,397 That should definitely stop us. 1659 01:24:13,640 --> 01:24:15,677 You guys may be too young to understand this, 1660 01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:18,549 but I bailed on being my true self 1661 01:24:18,640 --> 01:24:20,916 because people told me I didn't count or fit in. 1662 01:24:21,440 --> 01:24:24,353 You're only, like, six months older than us, Jordan. 1663 01:24:24,800 --> 01:24:27,240 Everyone thinks you have to grow up to figure out who you are, 1664 01:24:27,320 --> 01:24:28,595 but they're wrong. 1665 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:30,433 When we're kids, we know who we are. 1666 01:24:30,760 --> 01:24:32,911 It's just the world that beats it out of us. 1667 01:24:33,640 --> 01:24:34,915 So, with that being said, 1668 01:24:35,200 --> 01:24:37,840 you guys should perform the dance that you guys worked so hard on. 1669 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:41,152 Come on, guys. What do you say? 1670 01:24:41,480 --> 01:24:43,358 No. We're good. 1671 01:24:44,040 --> 01:24:45,190 We're just chilling. 1672 01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,114 Yeah. We'll sit this one out. 1673 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,718 It's Jasmine's world. 1674 01:24:50,800 --> 01:24:53,110 Who's got that Winchella spirit? 1675 01:24:56,000 --> 01:24:58,276 I'll teach you guys there's nothing to be afraid of. 1676 01:24:58,760 --> 01:24:59,760 What are you doing? 1677 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,029 Get off the stage! 1678 01:25:09,120 --> 01:25:10,416 What's she doing up there? 1679 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,200 Move it, Sanders! 1680 01:25:13,400 --> 01:25:14,470 Get off the stage. 1681 01:25:15,120 --> 01:25:16,120 Lame! 1682 01:25:16,200 --> 01:25:18,556 No, guys. Let's give her a chance. 1683 01:25:18,640 --> 01:25:20,472 See what she got. 1684 01:25:20,560 --> 01:25:21,710 Give her some music. 1685 01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:22,916 Yeah, let's see it. 1686 01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:27,840 Show us something! 1687 01:25:27,920 --> 01:25:29,752 Oh, my God. 1688 01:25:44,840 --> 01:25:46,354 That's not cool! 1689 01:25:46,680 --> 01:25:48,239 Get off the stage! 1690 01:25:48,760 --> 01:25:50,114 Boring! 1691 01:26:05,880 --> 01:26:07,633 Yeah, get the running man! 1692 01:26:08,320 --> 01:26:09,320 Okay. 1693 01:26:24,000 --> 01:26:25,116 Get it, Sanders! 1694 01:26:32,840 --> 01:26:34,752 You got this, Sanders! 1695 01:26:40,480 --> 01:26:42,358 Oh! 1696 01:26:44,240 --> 01:26:45,240 Oh, no! Jordan! 1697 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:48,240 Jordan, are you okay? 1698 01:26:48,680 --> 01:26:49,830 Jordan! 1699 01:26:53,960 --> 01:26:54,960 Are you okay? 1700 01:26:55,080 --> 01:26:56,196 I'm sorry, guys. 1701 01:26:56,600 --> 01:26:57,875 It's okay. You were great. 1702 01:26:58,200 --> 01:27:00,556 That was the nicest thing anyone's ever done for us. 1703 01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:03,519 And the most dangerous. 1704 01:27:13,920 --> 01:27:15,149 What's he doing? 1705 01:27:17,600 --> 01:27:18,600 What are you doing? 1706 01:27:22,440 --> 01:27:25,877 And I am telling you 1707 01:27:26,400 --> 01:27:29,154 I'm not going 1708 01:27:29,400 --> 01:27:32,757 I'm the best man you'll never know 1709 01:27:33,400 --> 01:27:37,155 There's no way I can ever go 1710 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:40,200 No, no, no, no way 1711 01:27:40,600 --> 01:27:42,273 No, no, no, no 1712 01:27:42,400 --> 01:27:44,835 And you, and you, and you 1713 01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:49,679 You're gonna love me 1714 01:27:50,920 --> 01:27:53,640 You're gonna love me 1715 01:27:58,280 --> 01:27:59,350 Hit it. 1716 01:28:23,240 --> 01:28:24,240 Okay. 1717 01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,309 Go, go, go! 1718 01:28:38,640 --> 01:28:40,074 Whoo! 1719 01:29:22,560 --> 01:29:23,680 I thought you weren't coming. 1720 01:29:23,760 --> 01:29:25,216 Well, I mean, I wasn't. 1721 01:29:25,240 --> 01:29:26,640 But a good friend of mine, 1722 01:29:27,360 --> 01:29:29,431 who I should really stop being mean to, 1723 01:29:30,080 --> 01:29:31,200 helped me realize something. 1724 01:29:31,960 --> 01:29:35,317 Even if it means I have to be a child for the rest of my life. 1725 01:29:36,800 --> 01:29:39,156 I have no idea what you're talking about. 1726 01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:41,190 I do. 1727 01:29:41,280 --> 01:29:43,875 - All right, sweetie, time to go. - Hey! Dad! 1728 01:29:43,960 --> 01:29:45,553 - Hey, Mom! - Look, we did it! 1729 01:29:45,640 --> 01:29:46,696 - Hey, you made it! - Did you see me? 1730 01:29:46,720 --> 01:29:48,680 - They loved it! - What are you doing here? 1731 01:29:49,120 --> 01:29:50,474 Being a friend. 1732 01:29:55,040 --> 01:29:57,475 You're the evil lady from the office? 1733 01:29:58,280 --> 01:30:00,272 Well... Yes. 1734 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:04,510 But I've had real emotional growth in a few areas. 1735 01:30:04,840 --> 01:30:06,194 Just turn me back. 1736 01:30:07,000 --> 01:30:08,719 - Mmm-hmm? - Me? 1737 01:30:09,200 --> 01:30:11,600 - Yep, that thing right there. - Just point that. 1738 01:30:11,880 --> 01:30:12,996 Yep. 1739 01:30:15,600 --> 01:30:16,636 Wait. 1740 01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,477 If I do, are you gonna be all mean? 1741 01:30:20,760 --> 01:30:22,831 Didn't you just hear me say I had emotional growth? 1742 01:30:23,520 --> 01:30:24,520 Jesus! 1743 01:30:24,760 --> 01:30:27,036 I apologize for yelling. That was mean. 1744 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:29,273 I'll be nice. Hurry up and do it. 1745 01:30:30,120 --> 01:30:31,236 Okay. 1746 01:30:31,960 --> 01:30:35,556 I wish you were all grown up. 1747 01:30:43,040 --> 01:30:44,190 Oh... 1748 01:30:44,560 --> 01:30:45,880 Give it to me. 1749 01:30:46,640 --> 01:30:47,710 Okay. 1750 01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:50,872 Turn me back. 1751 01:30:53,040 --> 01:30:54,474 Big Jordan. 1752 01:30:54,760 --> 01:30:57,070 Grown-ass Jordan. 1753 01:30:57,880 --> 01:30:58,880 Come on. 1754 01:30:59,960 --> 01:31:01,758 Come on. I really need this. 1755 01:31:01,840 --> 01:31:03,752 Uh-uh, girl. That's not how you do it. 1756 01:31:03,960 --> 01:31:05,776 Well, how do you know? You didn't even know you did it. 1757 01:31:05,800 --> 01:31:08,395 Give me my wand! 1758 01:31:10,440 --> 01:31:13,274 - I wish you were a marshmallow. - What? 1759 01:31:14,880 --> 01:31:17,395 I wish you were chocolate cake. 1760 01:31:18,320 --> 01:31:19,470 Man! 1761 01:31:21,280 --> 01:31:23,476 She tried to turn those white people into marshmallows. 1762 01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:25,751 I wish you were a sweet potato pie. 1763 01:31:25,840 --> 01:31:27,593 That was Black Girl Tragic. 1764 01:31:40,280 --> 01:31:41,600 So, um... 1765 01:31:42,120 --> 01:31:44,396 I've decided to come clean with everyone about 1766 01:31:44,760 --> 01:31:47,320 whatever happened to me because this isn't changing. 1767 01:31:48,680 --> 01:31:50,239 Are you sure? 1768 01:31:51,400 --> 01:31:53,710 I hid this little girl in me for so long, 1769 01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:56,118 trying to be someone I'm not. 1770 01:31:56,200 --> 01:31:58,954 But no more. 1771 01:31:59,600 --> 01:32:01,193 This is me. 1772 01:32:04,520 --> 01:32:06,671 Hey, so, I... 1773 01:32:06,760 --> 01:32:08,319 I looked at your app. 1774 01:32:09,000 --> 01:32:10,514 It's good. 1775 01:32:11,080 --> 01:32:12,753 - Really? - No. 1776 01:32:16,800 --> 01:32:19,872 The truth is, it's really great. 1777 01:32:21,200 --> 01:32:22,953 I just got jealous. 1778 01:32:23,640 --> 01:32:26,200 I thought you were trying to steal my thunder or something. 1779 01:32:28,040 --> 01:32:30,794 But it was petty of me. It was small. 1780 01:32:31,160 --> 01:32:32,160 Very small. 1781 01:32:33,440 --> 01:32:34,715 I'm... 1782 01:32:35,400 --> 01:32:36,629 S... 1783 01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:38,520 Sorry! 1784 01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:43,550 What? 1785 01:32:44,440 --> 01:32:47,274 I've just never heard you say those words before. 1786 01:32:48,840 --> 01:32:50,194 Thank you. 1787 01:32:53,280 --> 01:32:55,351 You're really talented, April. 1788 01:32:56,960 --> 01:32:58,235 I mean it. 1789 01:33:01,560 --> 01:33:03,040 You were right. 1790 01:33:04,480 --> 01:33:07,757 I was trying to take my shot with Connor. 1791 01:33:09,920 --> 01:33:13,152 But I wasn't trying to stab you in the back or anything. I just... 1792 01:33:14,000 --> 01:33:15,719 I wanted to get mine. 1793 01:33:16,920 --> 01:33:18,434 Well, good for you. 1794 01:33:18,960 --> 01:33:20,394 That means you're ready. 1795 01:33:22,280 --> 01:33:23,600 So I got this? 1796 01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:25,016 Are you asking, or are you telling? 1797 01:33:25,040 --> 01:33:26,872 No, I got this. I got it. 1798 01:33:30,840 --> 01:33:33,116 And you know I have your back, right? 1799 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:35,791 'Cause I know how much winning means to you. 1800 01:33:36,360 --> 01:33:38,317 But I've been winning the wrong way. 1801 01:33:38,880 --> 01:33:41,315 I realized that I wasn't letting people be themselves 1802 01:33:41,400 --> 01:33:43,073 because I never accepted myself. 1803 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,680 Now I know that I can win and still be me. 1804 01:33:50,920 --> 01:33:52,673 So go and pitch your idea tomorrow. 1805 01:33:53,240 --> 01:33:54,435 Without you? 1806 01:33:56,320 --> 01:33:59,074 When you win, my whole company wins. 1807 01:34:01,280 --> 01:34:02,475 And also, 1808 01:34:03,520 --> 01:34:05,512 you're a really good friend. 1809 01:34:06,400 --> 01:34:07,959 Honestly, my first. 1810 01:34:09,800 --> 01:34:11,678 So that's why you're so bad at it. 1811 01:34:15,560 --> 01:34:17,995 Come here with your cute little self. 1812 01:34:19,360 --> 01:34:21,636 - Okay. - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1813 01:34:21,760 --> 01:34:23,035 You're adorable. 1814 01:34:34,360 --> 01:34:35,999 Morning inspiration. 1815 01:34:36,160 --> 01:34:38,277 Even if you press the snooze button, 1816 01:34:38,400 --> 01:34:42,474 it's never too late to become the person you've always wanted to be. 1817 01:34:42,880 --> 01:34:44,314 Wake up, Jordan. 1818 01:35:07,920 --> 01:35:09,070 Uh... 1819 01:35:19,840 --> 01:35:20,876 I'm back! 1820 01:35:21,160 --> 01:35:22,310 I'm back! 1821 01:35:22,560 --> 01:35:26,076 I'm back! I'm back! 1822 01:35:26,400 --> 01:35:30,474 I'm back! I'm back! I'm back! 1823 01:35:32,280 --> 01:35:34,431 I love you! Oh, God! 1824 01:35:34,640 --> 01:35:36,359 I am never leaving you again! 1825 01:35:41,720 --> 01:35:42,720 Oh, God! 1826 01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:45,674 Here I come! I'm back! 1827 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:55,070 Connor, thank you again. 1828 01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:56,958 We are so excited to pitch this idea for you. 1829 01:35:57,080 --> 01:35:59,117 - We've been working hard. It's good... - Uh... 1830 01:35:59,800 --> 01:36:01,792 Jordan Sanders sighting, folks! 1831 01:36:01,880 --> 01:36:04,031 Connor! 1832 01:36:04,640 --> 01:36:06,199 You know I wouldn't let you down. 1833 01:36:06,320 --> 01:36:08,880 Jordan, you're big... Back! You're back. 1834 01:36:08,960 --> 01:36:10,952 - Oh, she's... She back. - Yep. 1835 01:36:11,320 --> 01:36:12,720 I'm back. 1836 01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:16,114 Thank you, Connor, so much for just coming 1837 01:36:16,200 --> 01:36:18,096 and allowing us to share this pitch with you today. 1838 01:36:18,120 --> 01:36:19,634 I mean, I personally... 1839 01:36:20,360 --> 01:36:22,591 I love it... 1840 01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:26,000 And, um, I love the person responsible for it. 1841 01:36:26,320 --> 01:36:30,872 So please let me re-introduce you to my colleague. 1842 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:34,479 Miss April Williams will be pitching for you today. 1843 01:36:34,840 --> 01:36:37,753 She is the brains behind DiscoverEyes. 1844 01:36:38,400 --> 01:36:42,155 Okay, I know I said fresh voices, 1845 01:36:42,520 --> 01:36:45,240 but this whole thing is your assistant's idea? 1846 01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:46,670 Yes. 1847 01:36:46,960 --> 01:36:49,111 Yeah, it is. 1848 01:36:49,240 --> 01:36:50,469 It is. 1849 01:36:50,920 --> 01:36:54,436 And you get ready to have your khakis knocked off. 1850 01:36:56,240 --> 01:36:57,560 I'm not wearing khakis. 1851 01:36:58,480 --> 01:37:00,756 Are you sure? I thought... In my mind, you were. 1852 01:37:01,480 --> 01:37:02,800 You got this. 1853 01:37:06,640 --> 01:37:10,156 Remember the innocence and the optimism of being a kid? 1854 01:37:10,840 --> 01:37:14,629 You were brave enough to be yourself and to do things your way. 1855 01:37:15,040 --> 01:37:16,838 You saw the possibilities, 1856 01:37:17,320 --> 01:37:19,596 the wonder of the world around you. 1857 01:37:20,760 --> 01:37:23,480 Before you grew up, before the walls went up, 1858 01:37:23,560 --> 01:37:27,520 before somebody told you the rules or where you fit in, 1859 01:37:27,960 --> 01:37:31,271 you were brave enough to see the magic in you. 1860 01:37:32,240 --> 01:37:35,517 That is DiscoverEyes. 1861 01:37:37,800 --> 01:37:42,955 An app that transforms the ordinary into something extraordinary. 1862 01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:46,056 Because we're all extraordinary. We just have to discover it. 1863 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:47,400 Pass. 1864 01:37:55,480 --> 01:37:57,199 We had a good run, Jordan. 1865 01:37:58,840 --> 01:38:01,560 - You're gonna regret it! - We should probably go, guys. 1866 01:38:06,440 --> 01:38:07,920 Good try, April. 1867 01:38:13,480 --> 01:38:15,119 So I didn't "got that." 1868 01:38:16,080 --> 01:38:17,434 I blew it. I'm sorry. 1869 01:38:17,920 --> 01:38:20,435 No. No, no, no. April, we can sell this. 1870 01:38:20,960 --> 01:38:22,280 Come on, you can't give up. 1871 01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:24,036 I'm not. 1872 01:38:24,520 --> 01:38:26,716 I'm gonna schedule 16 more pitches. 1873 01:38:28,560 --> 01:38:31,200 There it is. That's my girl. 1874 01:38:32,680 --> 01:38:33,750 Oh. 1875 01:38:34,320 --> 01:38:35,320 My purse. 1876 01:38:35,560 --> 01:38:37,313 Yes. Your purse is right there. 1877 01:38:38,360 --> 01:38:39,396 Are you gonna... 1878 01:38:39,640 --> 01:38:41,916 - Hmm? - You're not... You gotta. 1879 01:38:42,160 --> 01:38:43,310 No, you big. 1880 01:38:43,760 --> 01:38:45,831 You big. You're back! 1881 01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:48,950 I'm back. 1882 01:38:55,800 --> 01:38:57,154 Mornin'. 1883 01:38:57,640 --> 01:38:59,154 One second. 1884 01:39:03,200 --> 01:39:04,714 I said, "Good morning," woman. 1885 01:39:04,800 --> 01:39:07,360 When I say, "Good morning," you say, "Good morning," back. 1886 01:39:07,440 --> 01:39:09,397 Good morning. 1887 01:39:13,200 --> 01:39:14,270 We're screwed. 1888 01:39:14,360 --> 01:39:16,829 It's over. I tried. We all tried. 1889 01:39:17,120 --> 01:39:18,918 DiscoverEyes is not happening. 1890 01:39:19,480 --> 01:39:21,120 Everybody, outside! 1891 01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:22,276 Oh, God! 1892 01:39:22,360 --> 01:39:23,635 Now! 1893 01:39:24,640 --> 01:39:26,791 Oh. Better bring my Xanax. 1894 01:39:27,680 --> 01:39:29,000 Closer. 1895 01:39:29,680 --> 01:39:32,832 Closer! Don't be scared. Come in close. 1896 01:39:33,400 --> 01:39:34,400 Okay. 1897 01:39:35,840 --> 01:39:37,240 JSI... 1898 01:39:40,160 --> 01:39:43,119 Well, we've reached the end of a long, 1899 01:39:43,720 --> 01:39:44,870 humiliating, 1900 01:39:45,640 --> 01:39:47,871 self-esteem-crushing 1901 01:39:48,000 --> 01:39:49,195 road of no's. 1902 01:39:49,680 --> 01:39:52,115 No! No, no, no! 1903 01:39:52,200 --> 01:39:55,989 No, no! No, no! No, no! 1904 01:39:56,520 --> 01:40:00,992 No, no, no! No, no! 1905 01:40:02,960 --> 01:40:05,794 But as a wise person once said, 1906 01:40:06,960 --> 01:40:09,031 "All it takes is one yes." 1907 01:40:09,720 --> 01:40:12,713 So please take your little exhausted hands 1908 01:40:13,520 --> 01:40:14,840 and put them together, 1909 01:40:14,920 --> 01:40:17,515 so we can congratulate April, 1910 01:40:17,600 --> 01:40:21,150 who has officially sold DiscoverEyes! 1911 01:40:21,240 --> 01:40:23,118 What? Oh, my God! 1912 01:40:23,360 --> 01:40:24,555 She did it! 1913 01:40:24,640 --> 01:40:26,552 And that's not all. 1914 01:40:28,000 --> 01:40:33,394 It is officially the biggest deal in JSI history! We are rich! 1915 01:40:35,400 --> 01:40:36,595 We rich! 1916 01:40:36,840 --> 01:40:38,638 - Oh, my gosh! - Yeah! 1917 01:40:39,160 --> 01:40:42,278 A new day is dawning at JSI. 1918 01:40:43,320 --> 01:40:46,597 And it's notjust about me. It is about us! 1919 01:40:47,560 --> 01:40:49,836 With that in mind, please, 1920 01:40:51,480 --> 01:40:53,870 let me introduce to you 1921 01:40:55,160 --> 01:40:58,278 JSI and Associates! 1922 01:41:02,200 --> 01:41:05,716 - Step right up, associate April Williams. - Oh, that is... 1923 01:41:05,800 --> 01:41:06,916 Thank you! 1924 01:41:07,600 --> 01:41:10,559 I need a magnifying glass to see it, but okay. 1925 01:41:10,760 --> 01:41:13,480 No, if you just, like, look right... 1926 01:41:13,560 --> 01:41:15,856 Like, if you get this close... Like, if you put your forehead on it, 1927 01:41:15,880 --> 01:41:17,920 you can see all of it, "And associates." 1928 01:41:18,000 --> 01:41:19,000 - Yes. - That's nice. 1929 01:41:19,080 --> 01:41:20,753 - That's us now, guys. - Whoo. 1930 01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:22,035 We're a team. 1931 01:41:22,160 --> 01:41:24,136 And I am so proud of you, April! 1932 01:41:24,160 --> 01:41:25,160 Thank you. 1933 01:41:25,240 --> 01:41:27,336 You know I'm right here, so you don't have to use that. 1934 01:41:27,360 --> 01:41:29,829 Okay, if there's one thing I know, 1935 01:41:29,920 --> 01:41:34,597 it's how JSI and Associates likes to celebrate. 1936 01:41:35,640 --> 01:41:37,313 Carbs! 1937 01:41:43,480 --> 01:41:44,755 You get a donut! 1938 01:41:44,840 --> 01:41:47,275 You get a donut! 1939 01:41:47,600 --> 01:41:49,592 There's donuts! 1940 01:41:50,520 --> 01:41:51,920 You're incredible. 1941 01:41:53,000 --> 01:41:54,150 Congrats. 1942 01:41:55,160 --> 01:41:56,640 You can't do that. I'm a boss now. 1943 01:41:56,720 --> 01:41:57,756 What? 1944 01:41:58,160 --> 01:42:00,038 Just kidding. You can get it. 1945 01:42:01,320 --> 01:42:02,595 Oh, my gosh! 1946 01:42:02,720 --> 01:42:03,756 Oh, no. 1947 01:42:03,840 --> 01:42:06,878 Guys! What are you doing here? 1948 01:42:08,200 --> 01:42:09,350 I'm so happy to see you. 1949 01:42:09,440 --> 01:42:12,016 I brought these awesome kids that you've never, ever met before from Windsor 1950 01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:13,520 to test out HomeGirl. 1951 01:42:14,160 --> 01:42:15,799 - Well, that's awesome. - Yeah. 1952 01:42:15,880 --> 01:42:17,439 Thanks for coming, guys. 1953 01:42:18,560 --> 01:42:19,755 JSI, 1954 01:42:20,600 --> 01:42:22,478 are y'all ready to party? 1955 01:42:22,560 --> 01:42:24,119 Yeah! 1956 01:42:24,240 --> 01:42:26,755 HomeGirl, I need a vibe. 1957 01:42:26,840 --> 01:42:29,309 HomeGirl playing JSI vibe. 1958 01:42:35,040 --> 01:42:36,360 Yes! 1959 01:42:43,280 --> 01:42:44,280 Uh-huh! 1960 01:42:47,200 --> 01:42:48,475 So that's me now. 1961 01:42:48,720 --> 01:42:51,599 Jordan Sanders and my best friend, April. 1962 01:42:51,680 --> 01:42:53,911 Yeah, I've got a best friend. 1963 01:42:54,640 --> 01:42:57,314 And that's the story of how the little girl in me 1964 01:42:57,440 --> 01:43:01,832 came back to show that you can't let anyone else define you. 1965 01:43:02,680 --> 01:43:05,354 Of course, there's always gonna be people out there 1966 01:43:05,440 --> 01:43:07,636 who just don't want you to live your best life. 1967 01:43:08,200 --> 01:43:11,159 The trick is not becoming one of them.