0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Like, Share and Follow our Instagram @Layarkaca21indo.id for Support 1 00:00:20,186 --> 00:00:22,188 [music playing] 2 00:00:25,066 --> 00:00:26,568 [man] Dear Office of Admissions, 3 00:00:26,651 --> 00:00:28,361 my name is Brooks Rattigan, 4 00:00:28,445 --> 00:00:30,488 but I don't just want you to know that, 5 00:00:30,572 --> 00:00:32,907 I want the world to know that, 6 00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,826 because I wanna change the world. 7 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:37,495 [alarm blaring] 8 00:00:39,873 --> 00:00:41,166 Like my heroes before me, 9 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,709 Jobs, Jordan, 10 00:00:43,209 --> 00:00:45,295 Musk, game changers. 11 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,088 World changers. 12 00:00:48,089 --> 00:00:49,674 These are big lives, 13 00:00:50,133 --> 00:00:51,301 glamorous lives. 14 00:00:52,302 --> 00:00:53,970 My dad lived a pretty big life. 15 00:00:55,346 --> 00:00:56,346 Now he... 16 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,332 doesn't. 17 00:00:58,349 --> 00:01:00,477 You can't change the world alone. 18 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,396 Every Jobs needs a Watts, every Jordan has a Pippen, 19 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:04,731 every Musk has... 20 00:01:05,190 --> 00:01:06,316 Well, actually I think 21 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:08,693 Musk will probably end up on Mars by himself. 22 00:01:08,777 --> 00:01:09,730 I've got Murph. 23 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:11,488 [chuckles] The reviews are in. 24 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,156 - And? - Someone wrote... 25 00:01:13,239 --> 00:01:15,700 Oh, "This app made me poke my eyes out, thanks for nothing." 26 00:01:16,284 --> 00:01:18,912 But someone else wrote, "Groovy app," so... 27 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:20,705 I guess it's net neutral. 28 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:23,208 - It's good that they're not all bad. - True. 29 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:24,330 On to the next one. 30 00:01:24,334 --> 00:01:27,962 [Brooks] Another crucial lesson I've learned from my heroes and from Murph, 31 00:01:28,046 --> 00:01:29,714 "Always be improving." 32 00:01:30,507 --> 00:01:33,134 I invoke this lesson daily in my current profession... 33 00:01:36,846 --> 00:01:39,599 purveyor of the culinary arts. 34 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:40,767 [squirting sound] 35 00:01:40,850 --> 00:01:46,606 Without vision, we succumb to the average, and what I want is the extraordinary 36 00:01:46,689 --> 00:01:48,942 and the support of an extraordinary unive-- 37 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:51,194 Okay. That's enough. 38 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,613 - But there's actually five more pages. - That's plenty. 39 00:01:54,614 --> 00:01:55,490 Okay. 40 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:57,325 So what do you think? 41 00:01:57,742 --> 00:01:58,785 I think... 42 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:04,415 I think all the words were there. 43 00:02:05,875 --> 00:02:06,875 You hate it. 44 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,879 I bare my soul on these pages and you hate my soul. 45 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,965 You didn't bare your soul. That's what I hate about it. 46 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,634 - Say more about that. - You wanna change the world? 47 00:02:14,717 --> 00:02:15,917 What about it? 48 00:02:16,302 --> 00:02:18,972 The world needs changing and I'm sure that you can agree with that. 49 00:02:19,055 --> 00:02:20,431 Ugh! 50 00:02:22,016 --> 00:02:24,936 You talk about creating the next big thing. What thing? 51 00:02:25,603 --> 00:02:27,647 And you wanna be a game-changer. 52 00:02:28,189 --> 00:02:29,524 What is the game? 53 00:02:29,899 --> 00:02:31,985 You're really going full-blown Shark Tank on me, 54 00:02:32,068 --> 00:02:33,653 and I have to say that I appreciate it. 55 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,573 - Yale's the goal, correct? - Yes, more than anything in the world. 56 00:02:37,031 --> 00:02:38,283 You have the grades. 57 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,409 Thank you for noticing. 58 00:02:39,492 --> 00:02:41,077 They're not just looking for good grades. 59 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:43,955 If you wanna stand out, you're gonna have to rework your essay. 60 00:02:44,038 --> 00:02:46,249 You're gonna have to look real deep inside 61 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:47,667 and ask yourself, 62 00:02:47,750 --> 00:02:49,919 "Who is Brooks Rattigan?" 63 00:02:50,378 --> 00:02:52,380 [music playing] 64 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:54,841 [bell ringing] 65 00:03:00,388 --> 00:03:02,223 [man] Wanna take it for a spin, Rattigan? 66 00:03:04,934 --> 00:03:06,477 - Uh, yeah, sure. - Yeah? 67 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:11,024 No. No! 68 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:14,485 ♪ I spend all my time ♪ 69 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:15,695 ♪ Waiting... ♪ 70 00:03:15,778 --> 00:03:16,988 [honks horn] 71 00:03:18,823 --> 00:03:20,700 ♪ What do you do? ♪ 72 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:25,330 ♪ I'm tired of tryin' ♪ 73 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,541 ♪ Gave up my life for you ♪ 74 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,002 ♪ But now we're through ♪ 75 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:36,799 ♪ I know there's no going back From it, baby ♪ 76 00:03:37,800 --> 00:03:42,597 ♪ You know where I wanna be... ♪ 77 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:44,933 [music ends abruptly] 78 00:03:47,101 --> 00:03:48,937 Hey, he's home. 79 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,314 Good thing I got a second box here. 80 00:03:51,397 --> 00:03:53,476 No, I think I'm just gonna grab something from work. 81 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,109 Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. Don't go. 82 00:03:55,818 --> 00:03:57,528 I feel like we don't talk anymore. 83 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,739 Really? I feel like that's pretty much all we do. 84 00:03:59,822 --> 00:04:02,116 You met with the counselor today, right? How did that go? 85 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:06,371 It was good. She told me that Yale's competitive. Did you know that? 86 00:04:06,454 --> 00:04:08,081 I thought we agreed on UCONN? 87 00:04:08,164 --> 00:04:10,458 Faculty scions only pay room and board. 88 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:14,541 Dad, I told you not to worry about the money. Okay, you're right. Why am I worried about money? 89 00:04:14,545 --> 00:04:15,964 College is free, right? 90 00:04:16,756 --> 00:04:17,924 I'm gonna figure it out. 91 00:04:18,049 --> 00:04:19,425 [sighs] I don't get it. 92 00:04:20,301 --> 00:04:21,636 It's a great school. 93 00:04:21,719 --> 00:04:24,973 UCONN is like the girl down the street who eats food in bed and smells like it. 94 00:04:25,056 --> 00:04:27,350 - Patty Munchwrath? - I love Patty, she's fantastic, 95 00:04:27,433 --> 00:04:28,810 but she's not Yale. 96 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:29,893 Yale... 97 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:30,978 She is... 98 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:32,105 she's smart, 99 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,691 she's stylish, but not flashy. 100 00:04:34,774 --> 00:04:36,567 She's cultured, she speaks multiple languages, 101 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,777 probably knows how to sail. 102 00:04:38,820 --> 00:04:40,363 You get accepted by her, 103 00:04:41,030 --> 00:04:42,615 that means you're somebody special. 104 00:04:44,075 --> 00:04:46,369 Murph, do you wanna write my admissions essay for me? 105 00:04:46,452 --> 00:04:48,705 We could do it like a thought exercise. 106 00:04:48,788 --> 00:04:51,958 I'm good, cos I'm writing mine, because people write their own. 107 00:04:52,041 --> 00:04:54,168 Give me some inspiration. What's your core theme? 108 00:04:54,252 --> 00:04:56,629 I'm writing about my struggles with dyslexia, 109 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:58,715 and I'm writing it backwards. 110 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:00,842 That's genius. 111 00:05:01,718 --> 00:05:03,261 - Do you wanna hear what I got? - Mm. 112 00:05:03,886 --> 00:05:05,263 "My name is Brooks Rattigan." 113 00:05:09,058 --> 00:05:10,258 I like it. It's raw. 114 00:05:12,395 --> 00:05:13,298 Honest. 115 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,065 I don't know, man, I think my life's interesting. 116 00:05:16,149 --> 00:05:19,110 I just don't know how to articulate it, you know? 117 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:21,612 Why don't you write about your mom leaving? 118 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:24,615 - That's interesting. - That's a really short essay, actually. 119 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:27,869 Dad got bucked off the publishing horse instead of getting back on it, 120 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:29,704 and chasing after his cowgirl, 121 00:05:29,787 --> 00:05:32,290 he decided that sitting in the mud was good enough for him. 122 00:05:32,373 --> 00:05:34,584 Yeah, but she left you too. 123 00:05:34,667 --> 00:05:38,629 No, I think in truth she left this town, and I can't hold that against her. 124 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:39,714 [chuckles] 125 00:05:39,964 --> 00:05:41,549 Nothing is good enough for you. 126 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:43,384 I think I can respect that. 127 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,763 [man] My aunt and uncle keep begging me, and it's like I'm not gonna say, "No." 128 00:05:46,846 --> 00:05:50,099 You say, "No," because she's family and dating your cousin is weird. 129 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:51,601 Dude, I'm not dating my cousin, 130 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:54,937 I'm escorting her to a semi-formal like Greenwich Prep, that's it. 131 00:05:55,229 --> 00:05:57,106 Plus my uncle is paying me too, so... 132 00:05:57,190 --> 00:06:00,485 What up, Rattigan? Italian sub on wheat, no tomatoes. 133 00:06:00,860 --> 00:06:02,278 Italian sub for the Italian guy. 134 00:06:02,362 --> 00:06:03,862 I'm Swedish. No, yeah, I know, 135 00:06:05,740 --> 00:06:08,659 just no self-respecting Italian would turn his back on the tomato. 136 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,035 Word. 137 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,499 Anyway, I mean, dude, it's like the worst timing ever too. 138 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:16,209 Like, Maddison's parents are gonna be gone 139 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:21,092 for the night and we'd have the house to ourselves. Is your cousin hot? I'll take her if she's hot. 140 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,507 I'll take your cousin. 141 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,300 - What? - Yeah, what? 142 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,718 Yeah, what? 143 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:28,971 - I'll take your cousin to the dance. - Oh, yeah, sandwich boy? 144 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,391 Yeah? You gonna be wearing those plastic gloves too? 145 00:06:31,474 --> 00:06:33,017 Cos my aunt would love that. 146 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:35,436 No, this is Greenwich, so I would dress the part. 147 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:38,689 - Why? What would you get out of it? - I get the payment you're talking about. 148 00:06:39,607 --> 00:06:41,609 - And I get to take your car. - [laughs] 149 00:06:42,193 --> 00:06:43,319 No, you're not taking my car. 150 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:46,489 Come on, man, you're gonna tell me that you really wanna give up the chance 151 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:50,284 of spending an entire night all alone with Maddison when her parents are out of town? 152 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:54,664 You got a suit? 153 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,749 [rock music playing] 154 00:06:58,543 --> 00:07:02,004 Woo! I cannot believe he said yes, Murph. This is incredible! 155 00:07:02,088 --> 00:07:03,214 It's just a car. 156 00:07:03,297 --> 00:07:06,050 You have no appreciation for the finer things in life. 157 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:07,037 Speaking of things 158 00:07:07,051 --> 00:07:09,095 I don't have appreciation for, remind me again, 159 00:07:09,178 --> 00:07:10,555 why you agreed to do this? 160 00:07:10,638 --> 00:07:12,098 Because I need the money. 161 00:07:12,181 --> 00:07:14,267 Who knows, maybe stepping outside of myself, 162 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:17,270 becoming someone else for the night, it might help me finish my essay. 163 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,313 And who are you gonna become? 164 00:07:19,397 --> 00:07:21,691 Whatever she wants me to be, which I'm pretty sure is 165 00:07:21,774 --> 00:07:23,276 what every other girl wants me to be. 166 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:25,069 Some knight in shining armor, 167 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,489 some Prince Charming to open doors for her and compliment her hair. 168 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:30,908 You're getting paid to take a girl on a date. 169 00:07:30,992 --> 00:07:34,078 So, did you know that Michelle Obama got paid to go on a date with Barack 170 00:07:34,162 --> 00:07:36,372 - and look how great that turned out. - Is that true? 171 00:07:36,456 --> 00:07:39,834 I don't know. I'm not a presidential historian, but it could be true, 172 00:07:39,917 --> 00:07:41,210 and that is my point. 173 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:46,090 [music continues playing] 174 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:48,551 [music stops] 175 00:07:56,726 --> 00:07:58,728 [doorbell chimes] 176 00:08:00,146 --> 00:08:03,024 - Hello, sir. Brooks Rattigan. - Brooks Rattigan. 177 00:08:03,774 --> 00:08:05,443 Reece told us all about you. 178 00:08:05,693 --> 00:08:09,071 Just your name, but that's all I needed to run the background check. 179 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,406 [man laughs] 180 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,658 No, I actually know that you ran a background check. 181 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,453 - I found out when I ran one on you. - [guffaws] 182 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,914 - Jerry Lieberman. Come in, Brooks. - Sure. 183 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:20,249 Before you have a chance to change your mind. 184 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:23,043 I'm kidding. 185 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:25,171 I like to joke about things. 186 00:08:25,254 --> 00:08:28,508 - So, welcome to our humble abode. - [young woman]This is stupid! 187 00:08:29,008 --> 00:08:31,469 - As you can see, all original flooring. - [young woman] Get out! 188 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:33,721 I swear, Jerry, the wrinkles that girl has caused me 189 00:08:33,804 --> 00:08:35,640 in places I didn't even know could wrinkle. 190 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,266 Honey, our guest has arrived. 191 00:08:37,558 --> 00:08:38,434 Hi. 192 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,457 Brooks Rattigan. Lillian Lieberman. 193 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,107 She won't wear the shoes. 194 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:49,362 There are no "the shoes," there's just shoes. Is she wearing shoes? 195 00:08:50,154 --> 00:08:52,365 [Jerry] It's a miracle she agreed to do this. 196 00:08:56,452 --> 00:08:57,453 Good evening. 197 00:08:58,120 --> 00:08:59,163 - I am-- - Reece's bitch? 198 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:02,291 - Celia! - Relax, he knows I'm kidding. 199 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,626 Right, slum? 200 00:09:04,043 --> 00:09:06,128 Oh, sweetie, you look so beautiful. 201 00:09:06,212 --> 00:09:07,964 I'm not wearing the shoes. 202 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:09,882 - But they go. - Listen to yourself. 203 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:14,053 Well, I happen to think that heels are an outmoded display of 204 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:16,013 female oppression. 205 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:19,850 Fine. 206 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:21,185 Thanks, Mom. 207 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,729 Let's do this, so we can stop doing this. 208 00:09:24,689 --> 00:09:26,440 [Jerry] You kids have fun. 209 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:31,070 - Thanks for the assist back there. - Yeah, no, just part of the job. 210 00:09:32,655 --> 00:09:34,532 Reece let you use his car. 211 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:37,118 Man, he was really desperate to get out of this, wasn't he? 212 00:09:37,201 --> 00:09:40,037 No, he wanted to go with you. He thought we would have more fun together. 213 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:41,321 - Uh-huh. - Here. 214 00:09:41,789 --> 00:09:42,832 There you are. 215 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,166 Oh, that's cute, 216 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,669 but I can open my own doors. 217 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:48,421 Thanks. 218 00:09:49,130 --> 00:09:50,381 [car door closes] 219 00:09:53,426 --> 00:09:54,468 Okay. 220 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:03,853 Shall I put on some music? 221 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,146 [music starts] 222 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:08,649 Wow, you provide quite the service. 223 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,944 Don't tell me you've got individually wrapped Mentos 224 00:10:12,028 --> 00:10:13,738 and Tyler water bottles in your glove box. 225 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:16,264 Oh, my God, you do. 226 00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:18,659 Fulfilling my fantasy of dating my Lyft driver. 227 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,663 [GPS] In 500 feet, make a left. 228 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:24,457 No, you're gonna keep on the straight. 229 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:27,752 - The navigation said-- - No, don't listen to robots, listen to me. 230 00:10:27,835 --> 00:10:30,713 [GPS] Recalculating. In 200 feet, make a right. 231 00:10:30,796 --> 00:10:32,381 You need to make a left here. 232 00:10:33,090 --> 00:10:34,216 Okay, so now pull over, 233 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,345 and here we are. 234 00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:40,845 This is not your high school. Wouldn't it be weird if it was? 235 00:10:41,932 --> 00:10:44,685 Okay, so you can swing back and pick me up in a few hours. 236 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,229 You're telling me that you would rather hang out at a... 237 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:49,815 café book store than go to a high school dance? 238 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:50,899 Yes. 239 00:10:51,609 --> 00:10:52,610 Oh, my God. Yes. 240 00:10:52,693 --> 00:10:53,819 Yes, I would. 241 00:10:53,944 --> 00:10:55,571 - Celia. - Gigolo. 242 00:10:56,405 --> 00:10:58,074 - Brooks. My name's Brooks. - Sure. 243 00:10:58,157 --> 00:11:01,410 Look, you are my responsibility, and I cannot let you out of this car. 244 00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:03,204 Okay, let's define terms here. 245 00:11:03,287 --> 00:11:07,083 I'm not your responsibility, because Eisenhower isn't in office anymore. 246 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:10,544 Secondly, you're being paid to hang out with me. 247 00:11:10,961 --> 00:11:15,174 Imagine how that makes me feel. Like, really, really imagine it. 248 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:17,300 Now do as I say. 249 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:21,013 Compensation aside, I think that you and I could have a really good time tonight. 250 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:24,100 You've clearly never been to my high school. 251 00:11:26,852 --> 00:11:27,895 [sighs] 252 00:11:28,813 --> 00:11:29,939 Fine. 253 00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,194 Wow. 254 00:11:35,277 --> 00:11:36,237 What? 255 00:11:37,488 --> 00:11:39,990 Your hair looks really nice. 256 00:11:41,242 --> 00:11:43,244 [rock music blaring] 257 00:11:54,004 --> 00:11:58,134 - Wow, this is your cafeteria? - Center for culinary participation. 258 00:11:58,592 --> 00:12:00,803 Don't let the glossy sheen fool you, 259 00:12:00,886 --> 00:12:02,346 the food still sucks. 260 00:12:02,763 --> 00:12:06,267 I admire your ability to ruin moments. You do it with panache. 261 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:07,893 [sighs] 262 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:11,105 Why is nobody dancing? What, is dancing just a poor person thing now? 263 00:12:11,188 --> 00:12:13,524 You think people actually go to a dance to dance? 264 00:12:13,607 --> 00:12:15,693 No, they come here to take photos for their Instagram. 265 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:17,570 I'm sure that's why people have babies too. 266 00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,448 - Okay, let's go shred some hardwood. - No. 267 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:21,490 - Yes. - No, no, no. 268 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,700 - No. - Yes! 269 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,703 ["Better at Making Time" by De Lux playing] 270 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:35,087 Okay. 271 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,467 What do you got going on over here? 272 00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:42,845 I can't tell if you're doing Chandler Bing or Napoleon Dynamite. 273 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:44,722 Definitely Bing. 274 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:46,348 It's a good choice. 275 00:12:49,351 --> 00:12:51,687 [music transitions to a slow song] 276 00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:01,781 No. 277 00:13:02,448 --> 00:13:03,532 - Come on. - No. 278 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:04,950 - Come on! - No. 279 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,702 - Come on. - No, no, no, no! 280 00:13:07,077 --> 00:13:07,953 [sighs] 281 00:13:15,669 --> 00:13:16,504 Bye. 282 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,555 - Oh! Ouch! - Hey! 283 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,807 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 284 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,683 You just made me twist my ankle, you dipshit. 285 00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:33,103 Sorry, I was kind of blinded by an angelic light. 286 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,314 It's fine, whatever, just now I'm on medical leave. 287 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:39,193 - Hey, come on, let me help you. - Hey, do not touch me. Thank you. 288 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,325 [dance music playing] 289 00:13:56,126 --> 00:13:57,795 - Thank you. - Yeah. 290 00:13:58,295 --> 00:13:59,797 Are you okay, Celia? 291 00:13:59,880 --> 00:14:01,882 Uh, yeah, I'm fine. 292 00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:06,387 But now I can't run the charity 5K for canine diabetes this weekend. 293 00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:08,222 Oh! Funny. 294 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:12,935 So, I'm having this intimate after-party thing at my place. You guys should come. 295 00:14:13,352 --> 00:14:14,645 Yeah, I mean, that's... 296 00:14:16,689 --> 00:14:18,691 She's, you know, but rain check? 297 00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,633 That's a shame. 298 00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:24,321 - I'm Shelby, by the way. - Brooks. 299 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,074 - Hi. - Hi. [laughs goofily] 300 00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,284 Okay. 301 00:14:28,367 --> 00:14:31,412 Well, what do you say there, Brooksie, my boyfriend, 302 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:35,207 my protector, my forever love, shall we get the hell moving? 303 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,668 - Yeah. It was nice to meet you. - Yeah, you too. 304 00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:38,919 Bye. 305 00:14:42,423 --> 00:14:44,425 [music playing] 306 00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:50,180 [Celia] I mean, a baby in a gas mask? 307 00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:53,517 Oh! Street art is a public disservice. 308 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:56,061 It's like streaking on a baseball field. 309 00:14:56,145 --> 00:14:57,521 - Trashbug? - Yeah. 310 00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,064 I see his stuff everywhere. 311 00:14:59,356 --> 00:15:02,443 I'm pretty sure his next piece is gonna be the Mona Lisa, but with the fangs. 312 00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:06,572 Trashbug, he's just some bored, privileged white dude, I know it. 313 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,199 How you doing, temperature wise? Are you comfortable? 314 00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:11,243 You're a real professional. 315 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,704 - Like, is this your stock-in-trade? - No. 316 00:15:13,787 --> 00:15:16,624 It should be. I'm telling you, you're really good at it. 317 00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:21,211 Troubled rich girls in need of a chaperone, it could be big business here. 318 00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,070 You really think so? 319 00:15:23,672 --> 00:15:27,635 No, I'm joking. But, wow, you are super serious about it, huh? 320 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,386 Okay, you know I could... 321 00:15:30,346 --> 00:15:32,640 I could provide a testimonial for your website. 322 00:15:33,307 --> 00:15:37,603 Celia Lieberman says, "Brooks Rattigan stepped on my ankle, 323 00:15:38,562 --> 00:15:39,396 but... 324 00:15:40,022 --> 00:15:41,190 he got me ice." 325 00:15:41,273 --> 00:15:43,025 Much appreciated, thank you. 326 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:47,738 [music continues playing] 327 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:57,039 Wait, hold on. Let me help you. 328 00:15:57,164 --> 00:15:58,040 [horn honks] 329 00:15:58,123 --> 00:16:00,292 You seriously do not have to do that. 330 00:16:00,376 --> 00:16:01,710 Wait, come on. Hold on. 331 00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,756 I insist. You shouldn't have to walk to that door by yourself, 332 00:16:05,839 --> 00:16:07,800 especially not with that ankle, 333 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,053 which has miraculously shifted to the other leg. 334 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:11,971 Huh? 335 00:16:12,471 --> 00:16:13,806 Miracles happen every day. 336 00:16:14,556 --> 00:16:17,518 I had to break into the kitchen to get you packs of ice. 337 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,105 - You're a sadist. - One of my more likable qualities. 338 00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:24,927 I cannot believe that I missed Shelby's after-party because of your dumb, fake ankle injury. 339 00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:27,444 My fake ankle injury was not dumb. 340 00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,989 My fake ankle injury was strategic and adorable. 341 00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,075 You should be thanking me. You do not belong at Shelby's party. 342 00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:36,704 Oh, really? Poor kid from Bridgeport doesn't belong at a Greenwich after party? 343 00:16:36,787 --> 00:16:40,207 Whoa, I didn't even need to try to push that button. 344 00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:43,627 We met, like, four hours ago, remember? I don't know where you're from. 345 00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:48,841 I meant you don't belong there, because you seem normal. 346 00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:50,259 Whoa. Phew. 347 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:52,386 The highest compliment one can receive. 348 00:16:54,054 --> 00:16:55,764 Hey, you're back. 349 00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:58,182 Disappear. 350 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:00,519 Ugh! 351 00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:06,066 - So, how was the dance? - It was good. 352 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:08,152 - Oh, thanks for asking. - Right. 353 00:17:08,652 --> 00:17:10,654 Your daughter is a very... 354 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:14,324 Do not try to define her, Brooks, it will mess up your early 40s. 355 00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,868 [Jerry giggling] 356 00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,705 Well, there's still the matter of the... 357 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:21,456 The bounty. 358 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:23,417 Yes. 359 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:25,836 You know what, take all of it. 360 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:28,130 - Are you sure? That's a lot of money. - Yeah. 361 00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:31,300 You lasted three hours longer than we predicted. 362 00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:33,469 You earned every Benjamin. 363 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:37,431 [Reece] All right, the exterior looks okay. 364 00:17:37,514 --> 00:17:40,392 I mean, you got a couple of smudges right here, but, 365 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,728 it's not too big of a deal. 366 00:17:42,936 --> 00:17:44,063 I don't get it. 367 00:17:44,146 --> 00:17:46,607 Reece, we go to the same school, your parents aren't rich, 368 00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:48,690 - how did you afford this thing? - Hey, dude... 369 00:17:49,735 --> 00:17:52,071 Dude, some questions shouldn't be asked, okay? 370 00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:57,826 - Yeah, my bad. - I'm kidding, bro, I'm kidding. 371 00:17:58,452 --> 00:17:59,495 Calm down. 372 00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:03,332 Honestly, it's in the hustle. 373 00:18:04,625 --> 00:18:05,959 It's all in the hustle. 374 00:18:07,336 --> 00:18:09,338 [rock music playing] 375 00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:11,715 [car door closes] 376 00:18:23,435 --> 00:18:26,396 Come on, it is classic quid pro quo. 377 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:28,899 I get the app I need, and the money I need to go to Yale, 378 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:31,485 and you get to practice your craft, the art of coding. 379 00:18:31,568 --> 00:18:34,029 - You haven't even been accepted yet. - Yet. 380 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,156 Look, worst case scenario, I take the money, 381 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,451 and I get ownership stake in this here fine establishment. 382 00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,495 I can finally live out my eighth-choice dream 383 00:18:41,578 --> 00:18:43,205 of a being a fast food restaurant owner. 384 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,833 What would you need exactly? 385 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:47,793 Okay, so I've been thinking and I think 386 00:18:47,876 --> 00:18:50,462 that every date would be custom built by the user, 387 00:18:50,546 --> 00:18:52,881 meaning that they could pick my personality, my interests, 388 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:55,717 whether I'm a listener or a talker, if I'm funny or serious. 389 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:59,138 Basically, I am a stand-in for whatever it is that they want. 390 00:18:59,721 --> 00:19:00,848 Their dream come true. 391 00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:03,600 If it was successful, 392 00:19:03,684 --> 00:19:05,644 that would look good on my college application. 393 00:19:05,727 --> 00:19:08,272 So does this mean that you're in? 394 00:19:11,441 --> 00:19:12,401 Yes! 395 00:19:13,443 --> 00:19:14,570 I love you so much, Murph. 396 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,029 Wait, what time, what time is it? 397 00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,365 - Uh... - Oh, tuna melt on seven grain! 398 00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:20,033 Did you hear a ding? 399 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,369 I think the cheese delivery is here, would you go check? 400 00:19:22,452 --> 00:19:24,621 - I didn't hear a ding. - No, I did, yeah. 401 00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:28,208 - I definitely heard it. Go. Now. - Why are you rushing me, man? 402 00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,711 [door chimes] 403 00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,087 Hi. 404 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,631 I'll take a tuna melt on seven grain, please. 405 00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:37,384 Of course you will. 406 00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:43,265 Is it done? 407 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,394 Have you ever tried to program an app on custom Objective-C infrastructure? 408 00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,939 You're lucky I was able to salvage some of this code from another project. 409 00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:56,835 Is that it? It is done. 410 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:03,133 [Brooks] The Stand-In.] Murph, this is... 411 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,520 This is perfect. 412 00:20:05,537 --> 00:20:09,041 Uh-huh. In terms of functionality, think GrubHub, 413 00:20:09,124 --> 00:20:11,501 but instead of ordering Pad Thai, 414 00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:12,586 they'll be ordering you. 415 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:16,089 And check it out, I created a secondary app that tracks your progress. 416 00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:19,384 As you make more money, your avatar gets closer to your goal. 417 00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,136 I'm calling it MyTraxx. 418 00:20:21,428 --> 00:20:22,763 MyTraxx. 419 00:20:23,096 --> 00:20:25,557 There's little Brooks riding it in there, he looks so innocent. 420 00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:28,143 Yeah, but that's all in the past because you're a hooker now. 421 00:20:29,102 --> 00:20:31,813 - What? No, I'm not. I'm a-- - I guess that makes me your pimp. 422 00:20:31,897 --> 00:20:34,733 - A high-tech pimp, but a pimp nonetheless. - No. 423 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,360 I'm a gay teenage pimp, 424 00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,862 wearing a secondhand hoodie. My life as I envisioned it. 425 00:20:38,946 --> 00:20:40,864 I am not gonna be sleeping-- 426 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:43,325 Yeah, I know, because if you did, we'd both go to jail, 427 00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,495 which rhymes with Yale and yet is so different, 428 00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,789 but you have your new rich friends to bail you out. 429 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,333 Okay, Murph, first of all, I don't have any new friends. 430 00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,461 Okay? And second of all, I'm offering my services as a chaperone. 431 00:20:56,672 --> 00:20:58,548 Whatever, man. What do we do now? 432 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:01,760 What one does when bringing a new product to market? 433 00:21:01,843 --> 00:21:04,680 Talk about it incessantly on Reddit, until it sounds really important. 434 00:21:05,847 --> 00:21:07,347 What is a Reddit? 435 00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,316 - [chuckles] What's going on? - Breakfast for two. 436 00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:17,859 Why? 437 00:21:17,943 --> 00:21:21,113 Because families eat breakfast together, even really small ones. 438 00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:23,115 Next year, when you're off to college, 439 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:26,952 I'll be a family of one, so now we eat pancakes. 440 00:21:29,413 --> 00:21:30,664 Pancakes. 441 00:21:31,832 --> 00:21:33,041 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 442 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:37,421 What is going on? 443 00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:40,340 I haven't seen this look on your face since Mom let you buy a motorcycle. 444 00:21:40,424 --> 00:21:42,217 I'm sorry, I couldn't help myself. 445 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,636 I saw it in the mail this morning and I just had to open it. 446 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:47,723 UCONN, you got in, full ride. 447 00:21:47,806 --> 00:21:50,225 I know, you think you got in because I teach there. 448 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:52,811 Dad, you teach a continued ed night class, two Wednesdays a month. 449 00:21:52,894 --> 00:21:54,855 I don't think that had anything to do with... 450 00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,983 Look, I'm sorry, I just... 451 00:21:58,066 --> 00:22:00,610 I haven't worked my ass off for the past three and a half years 452 00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:01,945 to go to a public college, Dad. 453 00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:06,783 Look, I gotta get to work. 454 00:22:07,576 --> 00:22:10,454 I don't know how you managed it, but you ruined pancakes. 455 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:12,164 That's impressive. 456 00:22:13,874 --> 00:22:15,167 [zips up backpack] 457 00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,836 [door closes] 458 00:22:21,423 --> 00:22:23,967 [slow music playing] 459 00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:37,022 Dear Office of Admissions, 460 00:22:37,647 --> 00:22:42,235 My name is Brooks Rattigan 461 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:44,946 of House Wreck. 462 00:22:45,405 --> 00:22:46,406 [text message tone] 463 00:22:47,949 --> 00:22:49,451 [message notification] 464 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,624 Murph, you Prince of Connecticut, you King of Reddit. 465 00:22:57,292 --> 00:22:59,252 [rock music playing] 466 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:08,470 And of course, the whole abstract expressionist movement 467 00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:10,514 really gained notoriety from Jackson Pollock, 468 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:13,558 whose, you know, influence is clearly present here. 469 00:23:14,101 --> 00:23:15,310 Hmm. 470 00:23:16,645 --> 00:23:17,771 ♪ I know the score ♪ 471 00:23:18,647 --> 00:23:20,148 ♪ Like the back of my hand ♪ 472 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:23,068 [message notification] 473 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,736 ♪ I don't give a damn ♪ 474 00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:26,738 ♪ They kiss on the ring ♪ 475 00:23:26,822 --> 00:23:27,864 [beep] 476 00:23:27,948 --> 00:23:29,366 ♪ I carry the crown ♪ 477 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:33,578 [grunts] 478 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,497 [scream] 479 00:23:35,831 --> 00:23:37,374 Suck it, Bill and Claire! 480 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:40,335 [instructor talking] 481 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,253 [message tone] 482 00:23:42,587 --> 00:23:44,172 So, sports, right? 483 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,258 Isn't it interesting how many there are? 484 00:23:46,550 --> 00:23:50,470 And how some use balls and some... don't? 485 00:23:50,554 --> 00:23:52,722 And pucks. There's pucks. 486 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:55,183 Okay, I'm terrible at this. 487 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,519 I should just never go on a real date, ever. 488 00:23:57,602 --> 00:23:59,354 No, no, no, no, you're doing great. 489 00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:03,442 ♪ I'm the man, come round ♪ 490 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:04,818 [message tone] 491 00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:06,153 [beep] 492 00:24:06,653 --> 00:24:09,489 ♪ You can't break me down ♪ 493 00:24:10,157 --> 00:24:12,492 This is one small step for man. 494 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:19,082 Talk about what you want to talk about, not what you think I want to talk about. 495 00:24:19,166 --> 00:24:21,084 Yeah, okay, that makes sense. 496 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,170 So, what do you want to talk about? 497 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:28,425 Um, well, this morning I did see a very large man walking a very tiny dog. 498 00:24:29,217 --> 00:24:30,260 Oh, my God, I... 499 00:24:30,719 --> 00:24:33,138 - I love it when that happens. - Me too. 500 00:24:33,221 --> 00:24:34,514 ♪ I always earn ♪ 501 00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:37,225 - [message tone] - [beep] 502 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:38,685 ♪ I got nothing to learn ♪ 503 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,354 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm gifted ♪ 504 00:24:41,646 --> 00:24:42,481 [message tone] 505 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,151 [message tone] 506 00:24:47,277 --> 00:24:48,695 ♪ I'm the man ♪ 507 00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:50,363 [message tone] 508 00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:51,823 [beep] 509 00:24:52,532 --> 00:24:55,619 ♪ You can't break me down ♪ 510 00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:56,745 [doorbell] Howdy. 511 00:24:58,371 --> 00:24:59,206 Hola. 512 00:25:00,790 --> 00:25:01,708 Hey. 513 00:25:05,378 --> 00:25:06,254 [beeping] 514 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:07,797 ♪ I'm the man ♪ 515 00:25:08,715 --> 00:25:10,717 [coins clattering] [cell phone ringing] 516 00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:28,360 Brooks. 517 00:25:28,443 --> 00:25:29,778 Look, I'm not good at apologies, 518 00:25:29,861 --> 00:25:31,905 but I feel I owe you one, because you're a gentleman 519 00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:33,281 and pretty fun to be around. 520 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:38,304 You were just doing your job, but you were pretty smug too, so it shouldn't be a whole apology, but a half apology, 521 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,205 so I'm half sorry, is that cool? 522 00:25:40,288 --> 00:25:41,623 Yeah, I'm sorry, who's this? 523 00:25:41,706 --> 00:25:44,751 Oh, Jeez, sorry, it's Celia. So do you accept my half apology or not? 524 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,004 Well, you are half forgiven, but fully admired for the effort. 525 00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:48,922 Well, good, 526 00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:51,341 because I'm in desperate need of your services. 527 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:53,635 Oh, God, what's your mom making you go to this time? 528 00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:56,805 Is it a débutante ball? Ice cream social? Wait, let me guess. 529 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,473 Is it a horse auction? 530 00:25:58,557 --> 00:26:00,725 Aha. No, yeah, that's pretty accurate. 531 00:26:00,809 --> 00:26:03,061 No, there's this boy I like, Franklin. 532 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:04,396 Hold on, Celia, 533 00:26:04,729 --> 00:26:05,605 you have a crush? 534 00:26:06,481 --> 00:26:07,983 Is that so hard to believe? 535 00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:11,236 Yes, it is. That's why you're hearing disbelief in my tone. 536 00:26:11,319 --> 00:26:13,738 Just because I'm a little weird, doesn't make me less human, 537 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,282 in fact, it makes me more human. 538 00:26:15,365 --> 00:26:17,534 So, there's this party at Shelby's house tonight-- 539 00:26:17,617 --> 00:26:19,411 Yes. Oh, my God, yes. 540 00:26:19,494 --> 00:26:22,122 - A hundred times, yes. - Whoa, reel it in there, cowboy. 541 00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,039 I mean... 542 00:26:23,123 --> 00:26:25,333 I barely wanna go. 543 00:26:25,417 --> 00:26:28,086 Yeah, so I'm thinking, listen, we show up as a hot couple, 544 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:30,130 get Franklin a little jealous, 545 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:33,049 maybe you can stir up some attention from Shelby. 546 00:26:33,133 --> 00:26:34,593 So, pick me up at seven. 547 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:35,719 It's a date. 548 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:39,055 And Celia, next time you require my services, 549 00:26:39,639 --> 00:26:41,016 could you use my app? 550 00:26:41,099 --> 00:26:42,309 Oh, my God, you didn't? 551 00:26:42,809 --> 00:26:44,894 Oh, but I did. 552 00:26:45,478 --> 00:26:47,272 [dance music playing] 553 00:26:51,234 --> 00:26:55,363 [laughs] Okay, this is way more than a mints and tiny bottles of water. 554 00:26:55,447 --> 00:26:57,365 This is a full-on bespoke concierge service. 555 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:58,450 Yes, ma'am. 556 00:26:58,533 --> 00:27:01,995 Okay, so what's the weirdest Brooks Rattigan you've been thus far? 557 00:27:02,078 --> 00:27:05,040 I had a date the other night, where I had to just sit on this girl's couch 558 00:27:05,123 --> 00:27:07,500 and listen to her talk for four hours straight, 559 00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:11,546 and all I was allowed to say was, "Yes, I agree," 560 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:13,506 and "There's no other way to see it." 561 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,217 - My God, that is the perfect date. - There's no other way to see it. 562 00:27:18,011 --> 00:27:19,596 Hey, thank you. 563 00:27:19,679 --> 00:27:22,807 Son, a couple of things. The shifter sticks a little bit, 564 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:25,769 and the passenger window doesn't close all the way, so watch out for that. 565 00:27:25,852 --> 00:27:29,648 And there's a spring in the seat cushion, so do not lean all the way back. 566 00:27:33,193 --> 00:27:35,612 Wow. What, does Bruce Wayne live here? 567 00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,239 You know, Shelby's dad's basically Batman, 568 00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,492 if Bruce Wayne was a sleazy hedge fund manager 569 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:42,285 with a questionable sense of finance law. 570 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,913 [dance music playing] [indistinct chatter] 571 00:27:54,130 --> 00:27:54,964 Excuse me. 572 00:27:56,424 --> 00:27:57,384 You guys made it. 573 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,010 Hey. 574 00:27:59,094 --> 00:28:02,222 - Uh, your place is amazing. - Oh, thank you. 575 00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,848 It really makes me reconsider the allure 576 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:06,226 of living in a three-room house with a view of Target. 577 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:11,231 Oh, he's kidding, obviously. Brooks is from Darien. 578 00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,108 Oh, my God, I love it there. 579 00:28:13,191 --> 00:28:15,068 It's just so beautiful, 580 00:28:15,151 --> 00:28:17,612 it makes this neighborhood look like a shanty town. 581 00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,199 Could you excuse me for one moment? 582 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,243 It seems the family dog escaped his room. 583 00:28:23,326 --> 00:28:24,326 Don't go anywhere. 584 00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,995 I wouldn't want to get lost. 585 00:28:26,913 --> 00:28:28,113 - Dad. - What? 586 00:28:28,581 --> 00:28:30,208 I'm in trouble. 587 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,502 Darien? Really? 588 00:28:33,128 --> 00:28:35,922 Hey, this is Shelby Pace we're trying to impress here. 589 00:28:36,464 --> 00:28:38,133 Either go big or go home, son. 590 00:28:41,469 --> 00:28:43,471 Oh, my God, that's Franklin. Abort, let's go. 591 00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:45,306 This is the whole reason that we're here. 592 00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:48,059 I know, but I just didn't expect to see him so soon, 593 00:28:48,143 --> 00:28:51,354 I thought I'd have some time to, I don't know, like clutch my bearings. 594 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,189 Relax. Okay, which one is he? 595 00:28:53,815 --> 00:28:56,526 - Is he the guy in the yellow shirt? - Yes, stop being so obvious. 596 00:28:56,609 --> 00:28:58,319 - He's cute. - Stop it. 597 00:28:58,403 --> 00:29:00,071 Pretend to have a conversation with me. 598 00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:02,240 [she mouths] 599 00:29:04,451 --> 00:29:07,871 We could also have a real conversation, that might be way less weird. 600 00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:09,497 Fine, whatever, you start. 601 00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:10,457 Um... 602 00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,876 Where are you planning on going to college? 603 00:29:12,959 --> 00:29:14,753 Uh, University of Michigan. 604 00:29:14,836 --> 00:29:17,547 Wait, you're not going Ivy League? Isn't that, like, your birthright? 605 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:19,257 Please, you see this? 606 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:20,175 Uh-huh. 607 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:23,470 This is the precise number of shits I give about the Ivy League. 608 00:29:23,803 --> 00:29:25,764 Well, I give many more shits than that. 609 00:29:27,891 --> 00:29:29,642 You know, if you want to go talk to him, 610 00:29:29,726 --> 00:29:31,102 you should just go talk to him. 611 00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:33,521 I know, I'm working up to it. 612 00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:36,608 - This is ridiculous, come on. - Stop it. 613 00:29:36,691 --> 00:29:38,693 You're making it worse by making a scene. 614 00:29:39,152 --> 00:29:42,280 - You are such a brute. - It's one of my more likable qualities. 615 00:29:42,822 --> 00:29:45,116 Have you seen this collection? She is a music fiend, 616 00:29:45,200 --> 00:29:46,785 always going on and on about bands. 617 00:29:46,868 --> 00:29:51,807 Bands that I've never heard of, so you know they're cool, right? Not in like a mainstream way cool, more like a subversive. 618 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:53,333 Tell him. 619 00:29:54,709 --> 00:29:56,836 I like music and records. 620 00:29:56,920 --> 00:30:00,340 Me too. I mean, vinyl is the only pure delivery method, right? 621 00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:05,470 Yeah, I'm always saying that. 622 00:30:06,012 --> 00:30:08,765 Music should only be listened to 623 00:30:08,848 --> 00:30:11,935 on melted and then pressed vinyl discs. 624 00:30:12,018 --> 00:30:15,021 There are kids our age, they've never even heard a vinyl record before. 625 00:30:15,104 --> 00:30:17,357 [Celia] They don't know what they're missing, 626 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:19,484 or worse, 627 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:20,568 they do. 628 00:30:26,157 --> 00:30:28,701 You know your girlfriend is over there talking to Franklin Volley? 629 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:31,663 Everything is so compressed on digital, it's like drinking a frozen OJ 630 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,331 instead of a fresh-squeezed OJ. 631 00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:38,127 Yeah, it's okay, we trust each other. I'm not really the jealous type. 632 00:30:38,211 --> 00:30:41,297 - How refreshing. - Well, I aim to refresh. 633 00:30:44,384 --> 00:30:46,135 - You're funny. - Me? 634 00:30:46,219 --> 00:30:49,138 Most guys I know don't realize they can be both rich and funny. 635 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,766 Well, you can, I'm obviously living proof. 636 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,566 Hey. 637 00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:03,278 They have a separate freezer for ice cream. 638 00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:05,321 I was alone in the kitchen and started to applaud. 639 00:31:05,405 --> 00:31:09,409 - Mm. - So, we have Boom Chocolotta 640 00:31:09,492 --> 00:31:10,702 and plain old vanilla. 641 00:31:10,785 --> 00:31:12,185 Oh, thank you. 642 00:31:13,079 --> 00:31:14,455 - Really? - Yo. 643 00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:16,708 Don't knock vanilla, okay? It's a... 644 00:31:17,292 --> 00:31:19,085 It seems a little boring, I give you that, 645 00:31:19,168 --> 00:31:21,671 but there's a lot of nuance flavors hiding inside. 646 00:31:21,754 --> 00:31:23,298 - Hm. - Mm. 647 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:24,424 Kind of like you. 648 00:31:25,758 --> 00:31:28,386 - Wow, so I'm vanilla. - Yeah. 649 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:31,639 Somehow you always manage to compliment and insult me at the same time. 650 00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:34,058 It's a hereditary gift, on my mom's side. 651 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:36,686 Where's Franklin? 652 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:40,273 Oh, he's somewhere. I don't really wanna see that much of him. 653 00:31:40,356 --> 00:31:42,191 - What? - Before our date. 654 00:31:42,215 --> 00:31:44,715 What? Franklin asked you out? That's great. 655 00:31:44,861 --> 00:31:46,362 No, actually, I asked him out, 656 00:31:46,446 --> 00:31:49,866 because I am the master of my universe, and yeah, it's pretty great. 657 00:31:51,242 --> 00:31:54,667 Oh, separate but related, it gives us a pretty good reason for our breakup. 658 00:31:55,538 --> 00:31:58,938 - I see your game, you meet someone new. - Hit it and quit it, baby. 659 00:31:59,626 --> 00:32:03,171 Okay, there's this huge birthday party that's supposed to happen in a few weeks, 660 00:32:03,254 --> 00:32:05,632 and everyone's gonna be there, including your girl, Shelby. 661 00:32:06,466 --> 00:32:09,552 Just the breakup has to be public, like very public. 662 00:32:09,636 --> 00:32:12,138 Can you imagine if I date Shelby and get into Yale? 663 00:32:12,221 --> 00:32:14,766 I mean, that would be it, that would be my dream come true. 664 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:16,017 Oh, God, I feel bad for you. 665 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:18,978 You're just relying on external factors for your happiness, 666 00:32:19,062 --> 00:32:22,315 waiting for people to accept you instead of accepting yourself. 667 00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:23,983 I mean, what could go wrong? 668 00:32:24,067 --> 00:32:26,653 Isn't that exactly what you're doing with Franklin? 669 00:32:28,488 --> 00:32:30,406 - You're just jealous. - Of what? 670 00:32:30,490 --> 00:32:34,702 Um, my connection with Franklin. It's more cerebral. 671 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:35,786 Please. 672 00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:38,623 Like you're not at all interested in him 'cause he's hot. 673 00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,375 Whoa, his brain is hot, okay? 674 00:32:40,458 --> 00:32:43,252 I can just picture his gorgeous frontal lobe. 675 00:32:46,464 --> 00:32:48,925 - Gross. - Yeah, that was unintentionally gross. 676 00:32:49,634 --> 00:32:53,805 Fine, I like him because of his brains and, you know, 677 00:32:53,888 --> 00:32:55,541 the beautiful face that's attached to it. 678 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,850 There you go, so we're both shallow teenagers. 679 00:32:57,934 --> 00:32:59,018 It would appear so. 680 00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:01,270 - You're really sweet. - Yeah. 681 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:03,898 - Can I have some of that, please? - Whoa! No! No way. 682 00:33:08,528 --> 00:33:11,906 [laughs] So, I might be able to help. My dad knows the president. 683 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,117 - Of what country? - Of Yale. 684 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:16,619 Um, they've been playing poker, like forever, 685 00:33:16,703 --> 00:33:19,330 and I guess my dad's been losing to him for ten years, 686 00:33:19,414 --> 00:33:20,665 in case I ever wanted to go. 687 00:33:20,748 --> 00:33:22,959 So, the fact I don't wanna go is kind of a sore point. 688 00:33:23,042 --> 00:33:24,947 I don't get it, rich people all know each other. 689 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:27,796 - I don't even know who my barber is. - Okay, do you want my help or not? 690 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,048 Yes. A hundred times, yes. 691 00:33:29,132 --> 00:33:31,509 Well, no promises, but I can check with him. 692 00:33:32,051 --> 00:33:33,761 What? Are you serious? Wow. 693 00:33:34,137 --> 00:33:37,098 Thank you. All I got for you is wow. 694 00:33:37,181 --> 00:33:38,683 Well, I'm a woman of much wow. 695 00:33:38,766 --> 00:33:41,227 Hey, man, I'll give you 50 bucks for your car. 696 00:33:42,353 --> 00:33:43,353 [giggles] 697 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,232 - Oh, you think that's funny? - Yeah, I do. 698 00:33:49,068 --> 00:33:50,445 - Hey. - Hey. 699 00:33:50,695 --> 00:33:51,629 Whoa. 700 00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,864 What's with the get-up? 701 00:33:53,239 --> 00:33:57,368 Uh, I figured if I'm going to Yale, I'd better start stepping it up. 702 00:33:57,452 --> 00:34:00,246 Hey, what's going on with all the late nights lately? 703 00:34:00,329 --> 00:34:05,877 Uh, you know, the usual teenage stuff, school projects, dances, 24-hour raves. 704 00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,545 Hm. Atta boy. 705 00:34:07,628 --> 00:34:10,923 Do you think you could clean up one day? I mean, it's starting to look a little... 706 00:34:11,466 --> 00:34:13,134 condemned in here. 707 00:34:13,217 --> 00:34:14,385 I'm gonna get to it. 708 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,262 I could help you, if you want. 709 00:34:16,345 --> 00:34:17,388 I think I do. 710 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:20,099 And actually, you have helped. 711 00:34:20,183 --> 00:34:22,810 I submitted a collection of my short stories of this fellowship, 712 00:34:22,894 --> 00:34:25,938 because you were so terribly and vividly mean to me. 713 00:34:26,522 --> 00:34:28,608 So, thank you for being a supportive 714 00:34:29,108 --> 00:34:30,109 asshole. 715 00:34:31,110 --> 00:34:31,944 Anytime. 716 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:35,698 - Good night, Pops. - Good night, buddy. 717 00:34:38,242 --> 00:34:39,243 [sighs] 718 00:34:43,414 --> 00:34:46,501 Hey, look, little Brooks is almost a third of the way to his goal. 719 00:34:46,584 --> 00:34:50,129 If I keep getting business like this, I'm gonna be at little Yale by the summertime. 720 00:34:50,630 --> 00:34:52,673 That's great, man. Really. 721 00:34:53,299 --> 00:34:54,383 What is that? What... 722 00:34:55,259 --> 00:34:56,344 You seem distant. 723 00:34:57,053 --> 00:34:59,722 Well, I guess I am. 724 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:03,726 We just usually have stuff to talk about, because we spend time together, 725 00:35:03,810 --> 00:35:05,186 or we used to. 726 00:35:05,269 --> 00:35:08,856 So, distance is making us distant, which makes sense to me. 727 00:35:10,608 --> 00:35:11,484 Huh. 728 00:35:11,818 --> 00:35:14,570 But it's fine, really. We're gonna grow apart when we go to college, 729 00:35:14,654 --> 00:35:16,697 so we might as well get the process started now. 730 00:35:18,449 --> 00:35:19,449 Okay, well, 731 00:35:19,700 --> 00:35:20,701 how about this? 732 00:35:20,785 --> 00:35:22,537 I'm totally booked out tonight and tomorrow, 733 00:35:22,620 --> 00:35:25,957 but I am completely free on Saturday and I will make sure it stays that way, 734 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,917 if you promise to go to Tino's with me. 735 00:35:29,001 --> 00:35:30,201 Count me in. 736 00:35:30,503 --> 00:35:33,047 Oh, hey, can we hit that new zombie-themed escape room afterwards? 737 00:35:33,131 --> 00:35:34,257 Yes, I am in. 738 00:35:34,340 --> 00:35:35,174 All right. 739 00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:37,300 Hello again. 740 00:35:37,343 --> 00:35:40,054 - Hey, I'll take a-- - Tuna melt on seven grain. 741 00:35:40,138 --> 00:35:40,972 Yeah. 742 00:35:41,139 --> 00:35:44,350 - Uh, thanks. - Murph is my given name. 743 00:35:45,017 --> 00:35:46,936 Oh, I guess I gotta give you this. 744 00:35:47,019 --> 00:35:49,564 I just remembered that this is when you usually come by. 745 00:35:49,647 --> 00:35:52,441 - Yeah. - We get paid a dollar above minimum wage, 746 00:35:52,525 --> 00:35:55,111 so we're encouraged to provide top service. 747 00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:58,489 Uh, well, thanks, Murph. 748 00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,871 - What? - You were blushing. 749 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:06,998 Who is that? Huh? 750 00:36:07,081 --> 00:36:09,917 Hey, yo, I work at White Castle, okay? You know what that means, 751 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,461 I see some of the finest bitches in the world every damn day, 752 00:36:12,962 --> 00:36:17,049 and, Pops, I gotta tell you with the utmost respect, 753 00:36:17,508 --> 00:36:18,508 your daughter, 754 00:36:18,551 --> 00:36:22,597 she's got to be one of the finest bitches I have ever seen in my entire life, 755 00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:26,309 and I've been to the Westminster Dog Show, okay? All right. 756 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:28,477 [cell phone vibrating] 757 00:36:29,187 --> 00:36:30,563 [grunting] 758 00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:32,398 I have to take the browns to the Super Bowl, 759 00:36:32,481 --> 00:36:34,775 and by that I mean I gotta take a hot deuce, right? 760 00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,402 Daddy-o, where the bathroom at? 761 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,738 It's down the hall on the left. 762 00:36:38,821 --> 00:36:39,655 Ooph. 763 00:36:41,574 --> 00:36:42,700 I love you, baby. 764 00:36:47,121 --> 00:36:48,206 Hey, Celia. 765 00:36:48,289 --> 00:36:50,166 What's up, Vanilla? What are you up to? 766 00:36:50,249 --> 00:36:52,877 I'm getting paid to be a douche to a girl's parents, 767 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:56,047 so that they're more accepting of her real boyfriend when they actually meet him. 768 00:36:56,130 --> 00:36:58,090 Um, parents have it hard. 769 00:36:58,674 --> 00:37:00,927 What are you doing tomorrow? Like early afternoonish? 770 00:37:01,010 --> 00:37:04,096 What, for my best customer? I'm totally free. Why, what's up? 771 00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:05,681 I may have got you an interview 772 00:37:05,765 --> 00:37:08,476 with the Dean of Undergraduate Admissions at Yale. 773 00:37:08,559 --> 00:37:10,394 Oh, my God, Celia, I don't know what to say. 774 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:11,729 Well, why don't you try? 775 00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:15,191 Celia Lieberman, you make flowers blossom. 776 00:37:15,274 --> 00:37:17,985 You are the reason trees have leaves. 777 00:37:18,903 --> 00:37:20,321 You are a goddess. 778 00:37:20,404 --> 00:37:23,241 Aw! That is absolutely correct. 779 00:37:23,324 --> 00:37:25,785 - What time should I pick you up? - You shouldn't. 780 00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,704 This is your day, but it's my rules, so I'm gonna pick you up at one. 781 00:37:29,622 --> 00:37:31,082 I'll text you my address. 782 00:37:31,624 --> 00:37:32,750 Bye. 783 00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:34,835 [cell phone hangs up] [toilet flushes] 784 00:37:42,385 --> 00:37:44,387 [classical music playing] 785 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:45,680 [grunts] 786 00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:48,683 Woo hoo! Yo, man, that number two turned to a number five real quick. 787 00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:49,976 Where the plunger at? 788 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,314 [door closes] 789 00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:02,989 What? I'm trying to look smart. Do I look too smart? 790 00:38:03,656 --> 00:38:05,783 It looks like someone took a J. Crew store, 791 00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:07,952 put it in a cannon and shot it at your face. 792 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:10,162 Thank you, so much. I mean, what do I do? 793 00:38:10,246 --> 00:38:11,330 I don't understand clothes. 794 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,499 They're completely irrelevant yet somehow important. 795 00:38:13,582 --> 00:38:14,709 Lose the glasses. 796 00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,919 Go on, give it to me. Okay, that's better. 797 00:38:17,003 --> 00:38:19,630 Do you need the cardigan? I'm gonna answer that. You don't need it. 798 00:38:19,714 --> 00:38:21,257 - I like the cardigan. - No one likes it. 799 00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:24,552 - Intellectual people wear cardigans. - You do not look intellectual. 800 00:38:24,635 --> 00:38:26,345 For the love of God, come on. 801 00:38:27,388 --> 00:38:30,641 Oh, you know, what you do need though, you need a mani. 802 00:38:31,017 --> 00:38:33,060 That is a fight for another day, my friend. 803 00:38:33,144 --> 00:38:36,564 Wow, who would have thought that Celia Lieberman could be so comforting? 804 00:38:36,647 --> 00:38:39,900 It's like underneath all these layers of angst and sarcasm, 805 00:38:39,984 --> 00:38:41,902 there might actually be a human being. 806 00:38:45,323 --> 00:38:46,157 Oh. 807 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,451 Thank you. 808 00:38:52,204 --> 00:38:53,204 You're welcome. 809 00:38:53,664 --> 00:38:55,041 [music playing] 810 00:38:59,128 --> 00:39:01,130 ♪ I live my own life ♪ 811 00:39:01,255 --> 00:39:03,132 ♪ Tie me to the tracks ♪ 812 00:39:03,215 --> 00:39:05,509 ♪ I let my best friend tell me ♪ 813 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,720 ♪ You can never go back ♪ 814 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:14,310 ♪ I spent my long years Learning to get out of the way ♪ 815 00:39:18,689 --> 00:39:20,816 ♪ Follow the path to ♪ 816 00:39:20,900 --> 00:39:25,196 ♪ Lead me to the light But when your load gets heavy ♪ 817 00:39:25,279 --> 00:39:27,573 ♪ Maybe call it a night ♪ 818 00:39:28,449 --> 00:39:33,871 ♪ Roll it around and take it from the bottom again ♪ 819 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:41,337 Hey, relax. 820 00:39:41,420 --> 00:39:43,089 All you gotta do is be yourself. 821 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:47,218 I mean, not this annoying, anxious version, 822 00:39:47,760 --> 00:39:48,960 the better version. 823 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:55,059 I have been an astronaut, a cowboy and a douche, all in the past three days, 824 00:39:55,142 --> 00:39:57,937 so I don't know which version of myself I'm supposed to be right now. 825 00:39:58,020 --> 00:39:59,020 Brooks Rattigan. 826 00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:01,023 Dean's ready for you now. 827 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,985 - Hi. - Hi. 828 00:40:06,529 --> 00:40:07,655 - [Celia] Hey. - Yeah? 829 00:40:08,197 --> 00:40:09,448 You're gonna kill it. 830 00:40:10,699 --> 00:40:11,699 You know, 831 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:13,411 unless you don't. 832 00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:23,421 Mr. Rattigan, a pleasure to meet you. 833 00:40:23,504 --> 00:40:25,214 - Take a seat. - Yes, sure. 834 00:40:26,882 --> 00:40:30,594 So, tell me about yourself. 835 00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,304 Yeah, I'd love to. 836 00:40:32,388 --> 00:40:35,141 What says more about a person than numbers, right? 837 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,227 So, the first time I took the SAT I got a 1510, 838 00:40:38,310 --> 00:40:40,980 and that was because I butchered the math section, but 839 00:40:41,063 --> 00:40:44,108 I knuckled down, and I put work over parties, 840 00:40:44,692 --> 00:40:47,903 and I managed to bump it up to a 1570 on my second time around. 841 00:40:48,571 --> 00:40:49,864 That's too bad. I'm sorry? 842 00:40:52,408 --> 00:40:55,286 Well, that you missed out on parties. Parties are fun. 843 00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,789 It's important to enjoy life, especially at your age. 844 00:40:58,873 --> 00:41:03,502 With respect, it's not exactly the message that we get from our parents and teachers. 845 00:41:03,586 --> 00:41:05,045 I grant you that, yeah. 846 00:41:05,921 --> 00:41:06,755 Well... 847 00:41:07,047 --> 00:41:10,634 Mr. Rattigan, academically speaking, you seem like the perfect candidate for Yale. 848 00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:13,095 Thank you, sir. Coming from you that means a lot. 849 00:41:13,179 --> 00:41:15,890 But I want to know a little something about you. 850 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:18,601 Tell me something about yourself, activities, hobbies. 851 00:41:18,684 --> 00:41:22,855 Sure, well I'm in French Club, I'm a National Honors Society, and-- 852 00:41:22,938 --> 00:41:23,772 No. 853 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,692 No, I don't mean the things that you do, 854 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:28,986 because you think they look good on an application. 855 00:41:29,069 --> 00:41:32,239 What are some of your interests outside of school? 856 00:41:32,323 --> 00:41:33,866 Outside of school? 857 00:41:33,949 --> 00:41:37,536 Example, I had a kid in here yesterday, right there, 858 00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:41,499 and he breeds trash-eating microbes in his spare time. 859 00:41:42,291 --> 00:41:43,834 It's fascinating stuff. 860 00:41:44,460 --> 00:41:48,380 I don't... breed trash-eating microbes. 861 00:41:48,464 --> 00:41:52,051 I don't really breed microbes at all, but I do have hobbies, 862 00:41:52,218 --> 00:41:55,095 and interests. I mean, so many of those. 863 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:03,145 There is this thing, but I think you'll find it stupid. 864 00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:04,897 No, what? What is it? 865 00:42:04,980 --> 00:42:06,982 Well lately, I've been getting into 866 00:42:08,609 --> 00:42:09,860 honey bees. 867 00:42:11,195 --> 00:42:12,196 I don't... 868 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:13,989 I'm sorry, 869 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,534 did you just say, "Honey bees?" 870 00:42:16,617 --> 00:42:17,535 Yeah. 871 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:20,120 Yeah, I'm a bit of an amateur beekeeper. 872 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:23,749 - I know, it sounds silly. - No, it doesn't sound silly at all, to me. 873 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,919 I'm a bit of an apiarist myself. 874 00:42:27,503 --> 00:42:30,005 - No kidding. - Yes. 875 00:42:30,589 --> 00:42:32,633 Wow, what a small world. 876 00:42:32,967 --> 00:42:34,343 Tell me, what's your bee of choice? 877 00:42:34,426 --> 00:42:36,053 I used to be all about the Russian bees, 878 00:42:36,470 --> 00:42:40,099 but then I found that their swarminess tended to be a little too-- 879 00:42:40,182 --> 00:42:41,183 Unpredictable. 880 00:42:41,267 --> 00:42:44,562 Unpredictable, that's right. So, now I'm a Buckfast man all the way. 881 00:42:44,645 --> 00:42:47,398 - They have so much more foraging zeal. - Yes. 882 00:42:47,940 --> 00:42:53,696 Uh, and, you know, don't get me started on their resistance to tracheal mites. 883 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:55,864 Huh. 884 00:42:56,198 --> 00:42:57,658 Tracheal mites. 885 00:42:58,784 --> 00:43:01,912 As soon as you get that application done, you bring it into me personally, okay? 886 00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:03,414 - Not my secretary. - I will, sir. 887 00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,207 - Sir, call me Delbert, please. - Okay. 888 00:43:05,291 --> 00:43:07,876 And when you come by, don't forget to bring a jar of your honey. 889 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,460 As long as you bring a jar of your honey, we can have ourselves a little honey swap. 890 00:43:11,672 --> 00:43:13,007 Honey swap.[chuckling] 891 00:43:13,090 --> 00:43:14,300 I love it. 892 00:43:14,383 --> 00:43:17,219 It was a pleasure meeting you, Mr. Rattigan, truly. 893 00:43:17,303 --> 00:43:18,887 The pleasure was mine, Delbert. 894 00:43:24,518 --> 00:43:28,314 Thank you so much for setting this up. It went better than I could have imagined it. 895 00:43:28,397 --> 00:43:30,232 Well, happy to help. Just... 896 00:43:30,899 --> 00:43:32,860 just one little tiny question. 897 00:43:33,444 --> 00:43:36,030 Why exactly are you guys swapping honey? 898 00:43:38,157 --> 00:43:39,366 What, is that unusual? 899 00:43:40,576 --> 00:43:41,576 I can't believe you. 900 00:43:41,619 --> 00:43:43,662 What? I did some research before my interview, okay? 901 00:43:43,746 --> 00:43:46,957 Hold on a second. What is the difference between me spouting a few beekeeping facts 902 00:43:47,041 --> 00:43:49,710 and any of the Stand-In dates that I've been on? Huh? 903 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:52,463 You know that I'm not an art historian or a douche, right? 904 00:43:52,546 --> 00:43:55,883 No, actually I don't know that, and this is completely different. 905 00:43:55,966 --> 00:43:59,386 Those girls paid you to lie to them, and this time you did it all on your own. 906 00:43:59,470 --> 00:44:02,056 Look, it is hustle, baby, pure hustle. 907 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:03,807 Oh, God, please don't ever say that again. 908 00:44:03,891 --> 00:44:06,602 It did sound a little bit better coming out of Reece's mouth. 909 00:44:06,685 --> 00:44:09,647 Wait, Reece? My cousin, Reece? What does he know about hustle? 910 00:44:09,730 --> 00:44:10,898 It's how he got his BMW. 911 00:44:10,981 --> 00:44:13,984 Brooks, Reece got his car because his dad started having an affair 912 00:44:14,068 --> 00:44:16,820 with his sister's JV tennis coach, and his mom found out about it, 913 00:44:16,904 --> 00:44:19,740 so she starts sleeping with the dude who owns a bunch of BMW dealerships, 914 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:21,533 hence the BMW. 915 00:44:22,785 --> 00:44:24,620 - What, so no hustle? - No. 916 00:44:24,703 --> 00:44:25,954 You're telling me 917 00:44:26,288 --> 00:44:29,041 that Reece got a brand new BMW i8, because 918 00:44:29,958 --> 00:44:31,460 his parents are shitty people? 919 00:44:31,543 --> 00:44:34,672 Yeah. So, maybe you should rethink who your role models are. 920 00:44:37,591 --> 00:44:40,344 - What about Shelby and Franklin? - What about Shelby and Franklin? 921 00:44:40,427 --> 00:44:43,847 You don't know the first thing about vinyl, and I am certainly not from Darien. 922 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:48,352 Okay? These are the lies that both of us made up to get what we want. 923 00:44:52,648 --> 00:44:53,732 Hmm. 924 00:44:53,816 --> 00:44:58,612 Storming off, fantastic. That's what people who're right and not hypocrites do. 925 00:44:58,696 --> 00:45:00,781 Speak more words and I'll hurt you. 926 00:45:02,074 --> 00:45:03,784 [music playing from car radio] 927 00:45:07,871 --> 00:45:09,373 [sighs] 928 00:45:12,126 --> 00:45:14,837 - Maybe you're right. - About which thing? There were a couple. 929 00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:17,005 Maybe I am a hypocrite, okay? 930 00:45:20,342 --> 00:45:22,761 My parents say that I stomp around 931 00:45:23,137 --> 00:45:24,596 in my boots looking tough... 932 00:45:26,140 --> 00:45:27,349 to push people away, 933 00:45:28,016 --> 00:45:29,017 because 934 00:45:30,436 --> 00:45:34,356 I'm too scared to show people who I really am. 935 00:45:37,860 --> 00:45:40,904 Oh, God, if anyone actually heard me saying this. 936 00:45:45,325 --> 00:45:48,120 - Yeah, you know what I mean. - You're gonna be fine, okay? 937 00:45:48,203 --> 00:45:49,872 You are Celia Lieberman. 938 00:45:49,955 --> 00:45:53,751 And being weird and confident are not mutually exclusive elements to life. 939 00:45:53,834 --> 00:45:55,586 You happen to be a master of both of them. 940 00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,297 - Do you really mean that? - Yes. 941 00:46:01,008 --> 00:46:02,593 - Thanks. - You are welcome. 942 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:06,805 So, I can Brooks' house from across the street, 943 00:46:06,889 --> 00:46:09,349 and sitting beside the outgoing mailbox, 944 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,351 there's this big flimsy cardboard box, 945 00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:16,023 with like 20 postage stamps stuck to it and just one word written across the top, 946 00:46:16,106 --> 00:46:17,149 Idaho. 947 00:46:17,232 --> 00:46:20,736 So, the mailman picks it up, and immediately the box gives out, 948 00:46:20,819 --> 00:46:24,239 and little six-year-old Brooks slips out the bottom, 949 00:46:24,323 --> 00:46:25,866 and hits the pavement like, "Bam!" 950 00:46:26,492 --> 00:46:29,203 I'm hiding across the street watching it all, like... 951 00:46:30,037 --> 00:46:34,374 - Just laughing my ass off. - Okay, wait, so what did you do? 952 00:46:34,458 --> 00:46:37,628 I mean the only thing that I could do is "Good afternoon, Mr. Postman," 953 00:46:37,711 --> 00:46:40,047 and I grabbed my backpack and went back inside my house. 954 00:46:40,672 --> 00:46:43,467 I can't believe you tried to mail yourself to Idaho. 955 00:46:43,550 --> 00:46:45,928 - Thanks, Brooks. - Thank you so much. I got this. 956 00:46:46,011 --> 00:46:47,429 - Thank you. - Yeah, of course. 957 00:46:47,513 --> 00:46:49,431 - Nice guy. - Fancy man. 958 00:46:50,015 --> 00:46:51,266 [Celia laughs] 959 00:46:51,809 --> 00:46:54,770 Okay, so of all places, why Idaho? 960 00:46:55,854 --> 00:46:57,439 It's where his mom lives. 961 00:46:57,523 --> 00:47:00,901 Yeah, she's married to some rich pediatrician 962 00:47:00,984 --> 00:47:04,655 or rich plastic surgeon, rich pediatric plastic surgeon. 963 00:47:05,322 --> 00:47:07,074 And they have two kids together 964 00:47:08,492 --> 00:47:10,953 and every year they send Brooks and his dad a Christmas card 965 00:47:11,578 --> 00:47:13,956 with a picture of her whole new family. 966 00:47:14,873 --> 00:47:17,125 You know, which to me, seems totally screwed up. 967 00:47:24,216 --> 00:47:25,384 [Brooks] See you, Tino! 968 00:47:25,509 --> 00:47:26,509 [Murph] Tino! 969 00:47:28,095 --> 00:47:29,888 [cell phone vibrating] 970 00:47:31,265 --> 00:47:33,475 - Was that tuna melt on seven grain? - If only. 971 00:47:33,767 --> 00:47:37,187 - Uh? Tuna melt on seven grain? - It's nothing. 972 00:47:37,271 --> 00:47:40,816 Murph here has a little crush on one of the Sub shop regulars. 973 00:47:40,899 --> 00:47:42,943 We don't know his name, so we call him by his order. 974 00:47:43,026 --> 00:47:44,570 He hasn't been in the shop for a week. 975 00:47:44,653 --> 00:47:47,322 I think I scared him off by pre-making his sandwich. 976 00:47:47,406 --> 00:47:49,324 Aw, you pre-made his sandwich? 977 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:51,785 - That is adorable. - Listen, you're gonna be fine. 978 00:47:51,869 --> 00:47:53,370 He'll show up, and if not, 979 00:47:53,620 --> 00:47:54,788 who cares, right? 980 00:47:54,872 --> 00:47:58,834 You are going to find the right sandwich one day, my friend. 981 00:47:58,917 --> 00:48:00,627 That is the lamest thing you've ever said. 982 00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:03,755 - Yeah, but you're laughing, aren't you? - Get away from me, get away. 983 00:48:03,839 --> 00:48:06,341 I'm glad someone's getting something out of my dating life. 984 00:48:06,425 --> 00:48:07,425 Yeah. 985 00:48:08,343 --> 00:48:12,389 All right, Godspeed to you on your date tonight. 986 00:48:13,515 --> 00:48:14,715 Are you ready to 987 00:48:15,017 --> 00:48:16,226 get some zombies? 988 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:18,936 I am. 989 00:48:20,689 --> 00:48:22,190 But you seem unenthusiastic. 990 00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:25,444 No, man. I got a request while we were eating. 991 00:48:25,527 --> 00:48:26,432 Take it. 992 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:27,613 What? Are you serious? 993 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:28,696 Really. 994 00:48:28,989 --> 00:48:31,533 All right, thank you. You're a really good friend. 995 00:48:31,617 --> 00:48:33,118 Hey, good to meet you. 996 00:48:33,201 --> 00:48:34,286 Yeah, you too. 997 00:48:35,287 --> 00:48:37,205 [sentimental music playing] 998 00:48:41,668 --> 00:48:43,587 - It was what? - It was, it was… 999 00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:49,259 [dance music playing] 1000 00:48:50,218 --> 00:48:52,638 - [Brooks] Your insurance must be so high. - [Celia] Yeah. 1001 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,932 [both laughing] 1002 00:48:55,474 --> 00:48:56,475 [Celia]You know what? 1003 00:48:56,558 --> 00:48:59,728 Does the master have any advice for me, for my big date? 1004 00:48:59,811 --> 00:49:01,313 Yeah, I do actually. 1005 00:49:01,337 --> 00:49:03,137 - Good. - Don't dance. 1006 00:49:03,523 --> 00:49:07,527 - That is so offensive. Get out of my car. - I was just trying to help you. 1007 00:49:07,611 --> 00:49:09,655 You know, today was horrible 1008 00:49:10,447 --> 00:49:11,531 until it wasn't. 1009 00:49:12,824 --> 00:49:13,824 I agree. 1010 00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:19,039 Do me a favor, would you have fun tonight? Seriously, you're gonna dazzle him. 1011 00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:22,376 Unless you don't. 1012 00:49:23,126 --> 00:49:24,878 Get out of my car. 1013 00:49:25,420 --> 00:49:27,214 - I will drive off. - Okay. 1014 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,758 - Right now. - I'm out. Have a good night. 1015 00:49:33,220 --> 00:49:35,020 [Franklin] The truth about coffee, 1016 00:49:35,722 --> 00:49:37,099 it's all in the grind. 1017 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:40,268 It has to be precise or the water, 1018 00:49:40,352 --> 00:49:43,772 it seeps through the filter too quickly, and you end up with a weak-ass brew. 1019 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:47,734 Wow, you know a lot about coffee. 1020 00:49:47,818 --> 00:49:49,695 Pour Over is an art form. 1021 00:49:49,778 --> 00:49:52,197 It's not like that overly processed swill you've got. 1022 00:49:53,198 --> 00:49:56,118 I don't know, I kind of like my overly processed swill. 1023 00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:57,744 I'm sorry. 1024 00:49:59,454 --> 00:50:02,082 I didn't mean to insult you. I ramble when I'm nervous. 1025 00:50:02,749 --> 00:50:04,543 Wait, did you just say you're nervous? 1026 00:50:04,626 --> 00:50:06,169 - Of course I am. - Why? 1027 00:50:06,253 --> 00:50:10,007 I don't know if this is a date or not, because you have a boyfriend. 1028 00:50:10,090 --> 00:50:11,758 Oh, Brooks is not... 1029 00:50:12,300 --> 00:50:15,512 Um, he is my boyfriend, and we are dating hard. 1030 00:50:15,595 --> 00:50:18,724 We're dating hard, but, you know, we have, um, 1031 00:50:20,058 --> 00:50:23,895 one of those advanced modern relationships. 1032 00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,564 We don't belong to anyone. 1033 00:50:25,647 --> 00:50:28,191 I watched this Nat Geo doc about dung beetles, 1034 00:50:28,275 --> 00:50:32,070 how they find their mates by analyzing the movements of a prospective mate's wings, 1035 00:50:32,487 --> 00:50:36,992 and if they move in the same specific way, they know they found their mate. 1036 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:40,912 Watching you and Brooks, you move the same, 1037 00:50:41,246 --> 00:50:43,582 like a couple of adorable dung beetles. 1038 00:50:46,168 --> 00:50:47,168 Well, 1039 00:50:48,086 --> 00:50:50,464 we're not shit-eating beetles, though. 1040 00:50:52,299 --> 00:50:55,969 We're actually gonna be breaking up very soon. In fact, very soon. 1041 00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:57,095 - Okay. - Um-hmm. 1042 00:50:57,929 --> 00:50:59,056 So, I'm encouraged. 1043 00:50:59,973 --> 00:51:01,892 - Oh, hi. - Hey. 1044 00:51:03,226 --> 00:51:06,146 So, you're into vinyl, 1045 00:51:07,105 --> 00:51:09,816 and you're obviously very passionate about coffee. 1046 00:51:10,108 --> 00:51:11,401 What else are you into? 1047 00:51:12,027 --> 00:51:15,530 I'm passionate about a lot of things, most of all, my art. 1048 00:51:16,198 --> 00:51:18,033 That's cool, I like art. 1049 00:51:18,116 --> 00:51:20,285 - What's your medium? - The street. 1050 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:22,454 No. 1051 00:51:22,537 --> 00:51:26,208 Actually, you may have seen some of my stuff, like, around town. 1052 00:51:27,042 --> 00:51:28,042 What? 1053 00:51:30,462 --> 00:51:31,671 - Oh. - [whispering] I'm-- 1054 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:32,955 Don't say it. 1055 00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:34,508 I'm Trashbug. 1056 00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:36,927 You said it. 1057 00:51:37,094 --> 00:51:39,054 You said who you are. 1058 00:51:39,137 --> 00:51:40,806 - Are you familiar with my work? - Uh-huh. 1059 00:51:40,889 --> 00:51:43,558 Okay, you know how I did like a baby in a gas mask, 1060 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:45,477 and I did like an old man in gas mask. 1061 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:46,560 Oh, yeah. 1062 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:50,148 Right now, I'm working on something that is going to blow those away. 1063 00:51:50,857 --> 00:51:52,442 A cat in a gas mask. 1064 00:51:53,860 --> 00:51:57,531 It's a commentary on itself and on Dr. Seuss. I mean, cats don't wear hats. 1065 00:51:58,990 --> 00:52:00,117 That is 1066 00:52:01,660 --> 00:52:03,578 a very creative idea. 1067 00:52:14,172 --> 00:52:15,090 Dude, 1068 00:52:15,173 --> 00:52:18,343 Saturday night was insane. I just can't tell if it was in a good or bad way. 1069 00:52:18,426 --> 00:52:22,597 You think high school parties are crazy, they have got nothing on office parties. 1070 00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,350 I saw a drunk guy snort a line of printer toner. 1071 00:52:28,103 --> 00:52:30,188 Thanks again for letting me off the hook. 1072 00:52:31,565 --> 00:52:34,276 Wow, what a great image of our friendship. 1073 00:52:34,359 --> 00:52:35,735 I'm a fisherman, 1074 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,238 reeling you in against your will to your death. 1075 00:52:38,321 --> 00:52:40,782 That's not how I meant it. How was your night? 1076 00:52:40,866 --> 00:52:44,536 I was alone, so I got paired with this group of drunk Germans. 1077 00:52:44,619 --> 00:52:46,454 They didn't speak a word of English, 1078 00:52:46,538 --> 00:52:49,583 so I wasn't included in any of the puzzle solving, and to top if all off, 1079 00:52:49,666 --> 00:52:52,002 a zombie, it got me in like the first ten minutes. 1080 00:52:52,419 --> 00:52:54,880 - The zombie actually bit you? - No. 1081 00:52:55,714 --> 00:52:56,882 One of the Germans did. 1082 00:53:01,636 --> 00:53:04,306 It's not funny, sorry, just... 1083 00:53:06,641 --> 00:53:09,686 [chuckling] It is a little funny. It's funny, if you think it's funny too. 1084 00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,062 But only if you... 1085 00:53:11,605 --> 00:53:13,398 - It's funny. Come on. - I gotta go to class. 1086 00:53:13,481 --> 00:53:14,481 Murph. 1087 00:53:17,527 --> 00:53:18,695 Murph. 1088 00:53:20,405 --> 00:53:21,615 [cell phone ringing] 1089 00:53:23,825 --> 00:53:26,411 - Hey. - No, you do not talk, I do the talking. 1090 00:53:26,494 --> 00:53:27,394 Excuse me? 1091 00:53:27,412 --> 00:53:28,412 I trusted you, 1092 00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:31,625 Celia, and you chewed up that trust and you spit it in my face. 1093 00:53:31,708 --> 00:53:36,296 - Okay, what the hell is going on? - I'm practicing for the big show. 1094 00:53:36,379 --> 00:53:39,549 - Come on, did you forget? - Oh, yeah, our breakup. 1095 00:53:40,008 --> 00:53:44,095 So, I'm thinking that Shelby and Franklin need to be there when it happens, 1096 00:53:44,179 --> 00:53:45,472 so when we go off on our own, 1097 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:47,098 they're gonna wanna console us. 1098 00:53:47,182 --> 00:53:50,310 Oh, shit, I almost forgot to ask you, how did your date go? 1099 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:54,606 Well, 1100 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:56,900 it was the... 1101 00:53:57,108 --> 00:53:59,027 start of something great. 1102 00:53:59,110 --> 00:54:00,153 I, for one, 1103 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,780 am super happy for you. 1104 00:54:01,863 --> 00:54:03,823 I am also happy for me 1105 00:54:04,157 --> 00:54:05,157 too. 1106 00:54:05,533 --> 00:54:07,369 - Yay. - Okay. 1107 00:54:07,452 --> 00:54:09,246 Dope, see ya. 1108 00:54:09,871 --> 00:54:11,122 Yeah, I'll see you later. 1109 00:54:11,581 --> 00:54:13,583 [sad music playing] 1110 00:54:25,804 --> 00:54:27,013 I don't know. 1111 00:54:27,097 --> 00:54:28,181 You don't know what? 1112 00:54:29,182 --> 00:54:31,393 It doesn't really feel like me. 1113 00:54:32,769 --> 00:54:33,979 You look incredible. 1114 00:54:36,731 --> 00:54:42,112 ♪ You hold my hand And tell me it's fine ♪ 1115 00:54:42,737 --> 00:54:48,034 ♪ It's getting rough But we're still alive ♪ 1116 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:52,163 ♪ You hold me close Your hair against mine ♪ 1117 00:54:52,706 --> 00:54:53,665 - Hi. - Hi. 1118 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:55,417 - All set? - Yeah. 1119 00:54:58,169 --> 00:54:59,169 Dressed to kill. 1120 00:55:02,173 --> 00:55:03,300 Nice. 1121 00:55:03,717 --> 00:55:05,760 You know, to kill our fake love. 1122 00:55:06,219 --> 00:55:07,449 Good, that's good. Tight dress. 1123 00:55:11,474 --> 00:55:13,893 - High heels. - Cool. 1124 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:18,064 A live python around my neck. 1125 00:55:18,148 --> 00:55:20,650 Sorry, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm gonna say tonight. 1126 00:55:20,734 --> 00:55:22,193 You're writing a breakup script? 1127 00:55:22,277 --> 00:55:24,946 Not a breakup script, more like breakup bullet points. 1128 00:55:25,864 --> 00:55:26,964 Oh, wow. 1129 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,284 Celia, you look great. 1130 00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:30,367 Thanks. 1131 00:55:31,661 --> 00:55:32,579 Where's the snake? 1132 00:55:32,662 --> 00:55:33,538 Ha. 1133 00:55:33,955 --> 00:55:35,540 - What's the plan? - Right. 1134 00:55:35,623 --> 00:55:37,751 Um, so I was thinking 1135 00:55:38,710 --> 00:55:39,961 you're gonna go in first. 1136 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:44,090 You walk around, mingle a bit, do your thing. 1137 00:55:45,633 --> 00:55:50,055 Then, at exactly eight o'clock, you strike up a conversation with Franklin. 1138 00:55:50,430 --> 00:55:53,224 It'll play better if it seems like I'm catching you in the act. 1139 00:55:53,308 --> 00:55:56,686 You can put a gas mask on anything and have a real impact on people, 1140 00:55:56,770 --> 00:55:59,356 like Thomas Jefferson, Mr. Rogers, 1141 00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:01,106 the Pope. 1142 00:56:01,649 --> 00:56:02,525 Huh? 1143 00:56:02,817 --> 00:56:03,817 The Pope. 1144 00:56:04,277 --> 00:56:07,322 That is brilliant. I gotta jot that down. 1145 00:56:07,989 --> 00:56:11,493 You know that story about the guy who has to push a boulder up a hill? 1146 00:56:11,701 --> 00:56:13,787 Every time it gets to the top it rolls back down 1147 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,705 and he has to start all over again. 1148 00:56:16,456 --> 00:56:18,249 That's what talking to you is like. 1149 00:56:19,376 --> 00:56:20,376 Thank you. 1150 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,504 So, you're saying I'm like Sisyphus? 1151 00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,547 [Brooks] Oh, my God! 1152 00:56:25,006 --> 00:56:27,217 You have a lot of nerve showing up here with him! 1153 00:56:27,634 --> 00:56:28,510 Okay. 1154 00:56:29,260 --> 00:56:30,095 [clears throat] 1155 00:56:30,595 --> 00:56:33,848 - What are you talking about? - You know exactly what I'm talking about. 1156 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:36,559 - I heard about your little date. - It was just coffee. 1157 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:40,313 Please, to quote the great George Costanza, "Coffee is not coffee," 1158 00:56:40,397 --> 00:56:42,524 coffee is sex. 1159 00:56:42,690 --> 00:56:44,025 Coffee is better than sex. 1160 00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:46,611 Especially from the rare Kopi Luwak bean. 1161 00:56:47,779 --> 00:56:49,864 You think you're so much better than me, Celia? 1162 00:56:49,948 --> 00:56:52,148 Better than everyone here, but I know the truth. 1163 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:53,576 You're nothing but a hypocrite. 1164 00:56:54,160 --> 00:56:54,994 A fake. 1165 00:56:55,078 --> 00:56:58,415 - Hold on a second. - So you stomp around in those boots, 1166 00:56:58,498 --> 00:57:01,084 and you act so tough, but that's all it is. 1167 00:57:01,709 --> 00:57:04,087 - It's just an act. - Brooks, please don't do this. 1168 00:57:04,170 --> 00:57:06,840 A defense mechanism, see it's a poor attempt 1169 00:57:07,215 --> 00:57:08,591 at pushing people away. 1170 00:57:08,675 --> 00:57:10,969 You're afraid that if somebody got too close to you, 1171 00:57:11,052 --> 00:57:13,647 they might actually find out the truth. That Celia Lieberman, 1172 00:57:14,931 --> 00:57:15,931 she's boring. 1173 00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:20,520 You wanna push me away? Go ahead, cos we're through, baby. 1174 00:57:20,603 --> 00:57:22,021 We are done, we are-- 1175 00:57:22,647 --> 00:57:23,731 [crowd gasps] 1176 00:57:25,275 --> 00:57:27,068 How's that for a defense mechanism? 1177 00:57:29,863 --> 00:57:31,573 God, I hate these shoes. 1178 00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:33,783 Celia. 1179 00:57:37,287 --> 00:57:39,205 Celia! My dung beetle. 1180 00:57:59,476 --> 00:58:00,476 [Shelby] Brooks. 1181 00:58:03,354 --> 00:58:06,191 - Hey, are you good? - Yeah, I'm fine. 1182 00:58:06,357 --> 00:58:10,361 Uh, physically I'm fine, but emotionally I'm... 1183 00:58:10,570 --> 00:58:11,570 a wreck. 1184 00:58:11,613 --> 00:58:14,782 I hate to admit it, but I kind of saw this one coming. 1185 00:58:14,866 --> 00:58:17,368 I mean, those two were being really chummy at my party. 1186 00:58:17,869 --> 00:58:20,205 Yeah, well I can be oblivious sometimes. 1187 00:58:20,288 --> 00:58:22,081 Thank you for rubbing that in. 1188 00:58:43,937 --> 00:58:47,732 - So, here's a question. - Yes, whatever it is, yes. 1189 00:58:47,815 --> 00:58:49,192 [laughter] 1190 00:58:49,984 --> 00:58:51,486 Will you go to formal with me? 1191 00:58:54,280 --> 00:58:58,576 I mean, do I have to speak or can you read my alarming fast heart rate? Yes. 1192 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:07,544 Hold on, you guys have another formal? How many does your school have? 1193 00:59:07,627 --> 00:59:10,046 As many that are needed to fund the new stables. 1194 00:59:12,090 --> 00:59:15,385 Murph, you will never believe what happened to me. Shelby kissed me. 1195 00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:20,014 Oh, dude, congrats. I always knew you could do it. 1196 00:59:20,765 --> 00:59:23,434 - Who's Shelby? - Toby, why are you here? Where's Murph? 1197 00:59:23,518 --> 00:59:25,728 - We switched shifts. - Why? Is he sick? 1198 00:59:25,812 --> 00:59:28,439 I don't think so, because it wasn't just for today. 1199 00:59:28,523 --> 00:59:30,567 It was for like the rest of the year. 1200 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:33,570 - Did he say why? - No. 1201 00:59:35,196 --> 00:59:39,951 Oh, yeah, you know what, he did say that you were a selfish prick 1202 00:59:40,034 --> 00:59:43,037 and that you only think about yourself. 1203 00:59:44,831 --> 00:59:48,293 You don't think that has anything to do with him switching shifts, do you? 1204 00:59:51,087 --> 00:59:53,590 [woman] I guess you think this is pretty pathetic... 1205 00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:56,634 going for a walk with some old lady. 1206 00:59:57,427 --> 01:00:00,638 No, I feel like I actually needed this. 1207 01:00:01,472 --> 01:00:04,934 My granddaughter set this up. I don't know the first thing about apps, 1208 01:00:05,727 --> 01:00:08,646 unless it's the Bloomin' Onion at Outback Steakhouse. 1209 01:00:09,939 --> 01:00:11,691 - Now that's a good app. - Mm-hm. 1210 01:00:13,401 --> 01:00:17,780 My husband and I did this every day for the past 20 years. 1211 01:00:18,823 --> 01:00:22,118 - He passed away in June. - I'm so sorry to hear that. 1212 01:00:22,201 --> 01:00:23,286 Oliver. 1213 01:00:23,953 --> 01:00:24,954 That was his name. 1214 01:00:26,664 --> 01:00:28,666 He was ugly as sin. 1215 01:00:29,834 --> 01:00:31,252 His face was weird. 1216 01:00:32,962 --> 01:00:36,966 He had the right sized face on the wrong sized head. 1217 01:00:38,384 --> 01:00:40,303 Ol' smushy face, 1218 01:00:40,678 --> 01:00:41,971 that's what I called him. 1219 01:00:42,722 --> 01:00:43,848 That's real nice. 1220 01:00:44,974 --> 01:00:46,684 I didn't care what he looked like. 1221 01:00:47,894 --> 01:00:50,855 He made me laugh, and I liked being around him. 1222 01:00:52,857 --> 01:00:55,652 You want to know how you can tell if you're meant to be with someone? 1223 01:00:56,736 --> 01:00:58,488 - Please. - It's simple. 1224 01:00:59,238 --> 01:01:01,282 Just sit and have a conversation. 1225 01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:04,202 Some people when you talk to them, 1226 01:01:04,285 --> 01:01:06,913 it's like trying to listen to classical music 1227 01:01:06,996 --> 01:01:08,623 on a radio with no antenna. 1228 01:01:08,873 --> 01:01:11,626 You can push that dial back and forth all you want, 1229 01:01:11,709 --> 01:01:13,252 but you only get static. 1230 01:01:14,587 --> 01:01:17,215 But when you're meant to be with someone, 1231 01:01:18,007 --> 01:01:19,717 and they truly are the one, 1232 01:01:21,010 --> 01:01:22,220 you just sit, 1233 01:01:22,303 --> 01:01:23,763 start talking, 1234 01:01:24,722 --> 01:01:27,183 and a Beethoven sonata will begin to play. 1235 01:01:39,487 --> 01:01:40,738 [text message tone] 1236 01:02:00,383 --> 01:02:03,302 You haven't mentioned the formal, Cel. It's tomorrow night. 1237 01:02:03,803 --> 01:02:06,013 Do you get a cut of the ticket sales or something? 1238 01:02:07,056 --> 01:02:09,767 - You are going, right? - I am actually. 1239 01:02:09,851 --> 01:02:11,227 - With whom? - Nobody. 1240 01:02:11,644 --> 01:02:12,854 I'm going whom-less. 1241 01:02:12,937 --> 01:02:14,230 What about Brooks? 1242 01:02:14,313 --> 01:02:17,316 I thought you guys were hanging out, 1243 01:02:17,400 --> 01:02:19,235 to use the parlance of your time. 1244 01:02:19,318 --> 01:02:21,779 Dad, no. I don't want to go with anybody. 1245 01:02:22,321 --> 01:02:25,032 Not Brooks Rattigan, not Franklin Volley, nobody. 1246 01:02:25,533 --> 01:02:27,201 - Okay? - Honey, listen-- 1247 01:02:27,285 --> 01:02:28,536 No, Mom, can you listen? 1248 01:02:28,619 --> 01:02:32,540 I have the rest of my life to get hung up on relationships and dating, 1249 01:02:32,623 --> 01:02:35,126 and "Is he really into me?", and "What does this text mean?" 1250 01:02:35,209 --> 01:02:36,711 - And all that bullshit. - Celia. 1251 01:02:36,794 --> 01:02:41,633 Why is high school the time of your life that you're expected to be good at everything? 1252 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:44,010 I just wanna be whatever I am. 1253 01:02:45,136 --> 01:02:46,262 And I'm proud of that. 1254 01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,849 I just wanted you to have a better high school experience than I had. 1255 01:02:51,642 --> 01:02:53,019 Here we go. 1256 01:02:53,102 --> 01:02:55,480 - Group hug. - No, that's good. 1257 01:02:55,563 --> 01:02:56,731 - Group hug. - Please. 1258 01:02:56,814 --> 01:03:00,067 - Yep. - Oh, do we have to? Stop. 1259 01:03:00,151 --> 01:03:01,778 [car door creaking] 1260 01:03:02,570 --> 01:03:03,905 Okay. 1261 01:03:14,332 --> 01:03:16,334 [doorbell] 1262 01:03:23,883 --> 01:03:24,783 Wow. 1263 01:03:24,842 --> 01:03:27,094 You look incredible. 1264 01:03:27,345 --> 01:03:28,387 Thanks. 1265 01:03:28,471 --> 01:03:31,933 It only took three stylists, two hairdressers, one makeup artist, 1266 01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:35,186 Bioslimming active wrap, two hours of pilates, 1267 01:03:35,269 --> 01:03:38,064 and like 12 pounds of moisturizer to look this way. 1268 01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,191 Wow. I took a shower. 1269 01:03:41,275 --> 01:03:43,945 Hold on, wait, chivalry is not dead. 1270 01:03:44,904 --> 01:03:46,948 - All right. - Thank you. 1271 01:03:47,573 --> 01:03:48,573 You're welcome. 1272 01:03:50,201 --> 01:03:51,494 What's that smell? 1273 01:03:52,119 --> 01:03:54,121 [classical music playing] [Brooks squeaks] 1274 01:04:09,887 --> 01:04:12,390 We ordered our tuna crudo, like, ten minutes ago. 1275 01:04:13,766 --> 01:04:15,142 Yeah, it was a while ago. 1276 01:04:19,647 --> 01:04:23,109 So, Shelby, do you have any plans for after high school? 1277 01:04:24,318 --> 01:04:25,611 I don't know, it's tough. 1278 01:04:25,695 --> 01:04:28,406 I don't, like, have my whole life planned out or anything. 1279 01:04:28,489 --> 01:04:30,658 - Yeah, nobody does. - Exactly. 1280 01:04:31,367 --> 01:04:33,369 So, in the fall, I'll be going to Columbia, 1281 01:04:33,452 --> 01:04:35,580 where I'll major in applied economics in management 1282 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:36,998 with a concentration in finance, 1283 01:04:37,081 --> 01:04:40,626 and of course, I'll intern at my father's hedge fund over the summers. 1284 01:04:41,043 --> 01:04:43,629 Then, it's off to Harvard Business School, where I'll get my MBA. 1285 01:04:44,589 --> 01:04:46,757 I'll graduate, get some seed money 1286 01:04:46,841 --> 01:04:49,135 and then open up my own private equity firm, but... 1287 01:04:50,177 --> 01:04:52,179 after that, it's all kind of up in the air. 1288 01:04:52,847 --> 01:04:55,016 You really have to get your shit together, huh? 1289 01:04:55,099 --> 01:04:56,434 Right, yeah. 1290 01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,541 Yeah. How about you? 1291 01:05:01,772 --> 01:05:03,274 - Me? - Yeah. 1292 01:05:04,358 --> 01:05:05,818 Well, I'm applying to Yale, 1293 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,653 and then I'll... 1294 01:05:12,408 --> 01:05:15,536 Well, I've been obsessing over just 1295 01:05:15,953 --> 01:05:19,832 applying for so long, that I haven't even thought about what I would do if I got in. 1296 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:22,168 - Seriously? - Yeah. 1297 01:05:24,420 --> 01:05:25,546 Yeah, but I'm 18. 1298 01:05:26,047 --> 01:05:30,176 I got time to figure out who I am and what I want to do. 1299 01:05:31,761 --> 01:05:32,845 You know what I mean? 1300 01:05:34,305 --> 01:05:35,139 No. 1301 01:05:37,224 --> 01:05:39,226 [dance music playing] 1302 01:05:42,605 --> 01:05:44,023 Here you go. Have a nice night. 1303 01:05:52,156 --> 01:05:53,449 - Oh, no. - What? 1304 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:55,525 It's your ex. 1305 01:05:57,078 --> 01:05:58,746 Is this gonna be weird for you? 1306 01:05:58,829 --> 01:06:01,832 I mean, I personally don't care at all, but maybe you should? 1307 01:06:01,916 --> 01:06:03,125 No, it's fine. 1308 01:06:05,336 --> 01:06:07,922 Wow, she's a really bad dancer. 1309 01:06:15,471 --> 01:06:16,847 Yeah, she's the worst. 1310 01:06:20,101 --> 01:06:21,852 So, you wanna go get a table or...? 1311 01:06:21,936 --> 01:06:23,771 - Yeah, sure. - [woman] Brooks? 1312 01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:25,940 It is you. 1313 01:06:26,023 --> 01:06:27,817 Leah, hi. What are you doing here? 1314 01:06:27,900 --> 01:06:30,695 I go here. Look, I just really wanted to thank you, 1315 01:06:30,778 --> 01:06:33,531 you really helped me out a lot. If I hadn't used your services, 1316 01:06:33,614 --> 01:06:35,783 I wouldn't have been able to get with Larry, here. 1317 01:06:35,866 --> 01:06:38,744 - Hi, I'm Larry. - It's nice to meet you, Larry. 1318 01:06:38,828 --> 01:06:40,579 - Do you want to get that table? - Uh... 1319 01:06:40,663 --> 01:06:43,624 Wait, what do you mean, you used his services? 1320 01:06:43,708 --> 01:06:47,253 - This table right here. - His Stand-In app, Brooks for hire. 1321 01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,547 Isn't that what you're doing, Shelby? 1322 01:06:51,215 --> 01:06:54,927 Am I... am I paying somebody to go out with me? 1323 01:06:55,469 --> 01:06:57,221 God, no. Gross. 1324 01:06:58,180 --> 01:06:59,390 - Brooks? - Yeah? 1325 01:07:00,224 --> 01:07:02,059 What the hell is going on here? 1326 01:07:05,604 --> 01:07:06,804 I have a side... 1327 01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:09,525 business, where I go on dates with girls. 1328 01:07:11,318 --> 01:07:12,153 Why? 1329 01:07:14,447 --> 01:07:15,823 Wait. 1330 01:07:15,906 --> 01:07:19,118 You're not like a male prostitute or anything, right? 1331 01:07:19,201 --> 01:07:20,578 Like, what is it? 1332 01:07:20,953 --> 01:07:21,871 A male gigolo? 1333 01:07:21,954 --> 01:07:24,248 Well, all gigolos are males, but not all males are gigolos. 1334 01:07:24,623 --> 01:07:25,583 Gee... 1335 01:07:25,666 --> 01:07:29,336 No, it's clean and innocent. I swear, it's... 1336 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:35,217 I do it because I need the money. Shelby, I'm not rich. I'm not from Darien. 1337 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:40,181 I'm just some poor kid from Bridgeport, who wanted to impress you. 1338 01:07:41,348 --> 01:07:43,100 I mean, look at you, you are smart, 1339 01:07:43,309 --> 01:07:46,937 and strong and beautiful, and you are way too good for me. 1340 01:07:48,814 --> 01:07:49,648 You're right. 1341 01:07:50,691 --> 01:07:51,942 I am too good for you, 1342 01:07:52,526 --> 01:07:54,695 and not because I have more money than you, 1343 01:07:55,529 --> 01:07:56,989 it's because I'm not a liar. 1344 01:08:09,794 --> 01:08:12,046 ♪ If you come to me close ♪ 1345 01:08:12,463 --> 01:08:16,133 ♪ We'll cut the cable to outside ♪ 1346 01:08:20,471 --> 01:08:23,099 ♪ It's taken years to love her ♪ 1347 01:08:23,182 --> 01:08:25,643 ♪ But lately I've been close ♪ 1348 01:08:26,352 --> 01:08:27,353 Hi. Hey. 1349 01:08:33,275 --> 01:08:34,443 Where is your date? 1350 01:08:35,111 --> 01:08:37,780 She is elsewhere. 1351 01:08:39,198 --> 01:08:41,200 I told her everything. 1352 01:08:43,953 --> 01:08:44,995 Where's Franklin? 1353 01:08:46,497 --> 01:08:48,082 Oh, you know, he's somewhere. 1354 01:08:48,916 --> 01:08:51,794 Probably making sure no-one ever wants to be an artist again. 1355 01:08:54,755 --> 01:08:56,799 - You guys didn't work out? - No. 1356 01:08:57,508 --> 01:09:00,344 No, we didn't. You know, he's not really my type. 1357 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,390 Turns out I'm more into oblivious, 1358 01:09:04,849 --> 01:09:07,518 self-absorbed pricks, you know. 1359 01:09:10,604 --> 01:09:11,522 Right. 1360 01:09:14,692 --> 01:09:15,651 Well, then, 1361 01:09:17,903 --> 01:09:19,155 would you like to dance? 1362 01:09:27,371 --> 01:09:28,205 No. 1363 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:29,873 No, I wouldn't. 1364 01:09:30,624 --> 01:09:31,624 Why not? 1365 01:09:32,751 --> 01:09:34,170 Because I'm not your backup. 1366 01:09:43,554 --> 01:09:45,055 [sport on TV] 1367 01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:48,392 [door opens] 1368 01:09:50,311 --> 01:09:51,604 You're home early. 1369 01:09:53,480 --> 01:09:54,315 Yeah. 1370 01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:58,110 Yeah. 1371 01:09:58,360 --> 01:10:02,072 Tonight didn't really go quite as I thought it would. 1372 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,323 I'm sorry, kid. 1373 01:10:07,203 --> 01:10:09,038 - You wanna lay it on me? - [switches TV off] 1374 01:10:17,713 --> 01:10:18,881 I've been a stand-in. 1375 01:10:20,132 --> 01:10:20,966 I see. 1376 01:10:21,550 --> 01:10:24,595 And what do those two words mean in this context? 1377 01:10:26,138 --> 01:10:28,557 Well, I started a dating service app. 1378 01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:30,142 - What? - Yeah. 1379 01:10:30,226 --> 01:10:31,226 I was the date, 1380 01:10:31,477 --> 01:10:32,380 the stand-in. 1381 01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,688 I've raised quite the entrepreneur, huh? 1382 01:10:34,772 --> 01:10:36,982 I mean, it was more just really... 1383 01:10:38,275 --> 01:10:40,361 school dances, and um... 1384 01:10:40,694 --> 01:10:43,113 art show openings. I went to a rodeo. 1385 01:10:43,197 --> 01:10:44,907 Oh, yeah, the cowboy outfit. 1386 01:10:44,990 --> 01:10:46,992 - You saw that? - Sure did, pardner. 1387 01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:51,705 Damn, Brooks, you did all that just to raise money for Yale? 1388 01:10:53,749 --> 01:10:57,169 I'd have sold a non-vital organ, if I'd known it meant that much to you. 1389 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:59,713 There's a reason God gave us two kidneys. 1390 01:10:59,797 --> 01:11:03,175 That spare kidney is just a rainy day cash cow, sitting there. 1391 01:11:05,386 --> 01:11:07,096 It wasn't really just for the money. 1392 01:11:07,680 --> 01:11:09,974 I went out on all these dates 1393 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:14,228 and pretended to be whatever it was that these girls wanted me to be, 1394 01:11:14,311 --> 01:11:16,272 because, I don't know, I thought that... 1395 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:21,485 I thought that maybe I would find out who I am, and Miss Track... 1396 01:11:21,819 --> 01:11:24,947 quite cruelly pointed out that I have absolutely no idea who I am. 1397 01:11:25,030 --> 01:11:26,323 Anyway, it didn't work. 1398 01:11:26,407 --> 01:11:28,993 Yeah, well who the hell knows who they are anyway. 1399 01:11:29,076 --> 01:11:32,037 We are all just figuring it out as we go along. 1400 01:11:32,705 --> 01:11:33,831 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1401 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:35,958 So, the best you can do is 1402 01:11:36,417 --> 01:11:38,711 reflect on who you were in the past 1403 01:11:38,794 --> 01:11:41,422 and compare that to who you wanna be in the future, 1404 01:11:41,922 --> 01:11:44,466 and you split the difference. That's who you are now. 1405 01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:47,469 Like, I was a success, 1406 01:11:48,012 --> 01:11:50,014 and I wanna be a success again. 1407 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:52,975 And I was a good husband, 1408 01:11:53,934 --> 01:11:55,352 until your mom left us. 1409 01:11:55,936 --> 01:11:56,979 She left me, 1410 01:11:57,896 --> 01:12:00,816 but you know what I didn't fail at? Is being a good dad. 1411 01:12:01,984 --> 01:12:03,861 Because of who you turned out to be. 1412 01:12:04,945 --> 01:12:07,781 I know sometimes you think I gave up and... 1413 01:12:09,533 --> 01:12:11,243 yeah, maybe there's some truth in that. 1414 01:12:13,871 --> 01:12:15,289 But I never gave up on you. 1415 01:12:16,957 --> 01:12:18,157 I love you, bud. 1416 01:12:21,253 --> 01:12:23,848 - I love you too, Dad. - I know. [sentimental music playing] 1417 01:13:01,460 --> 01:13:03,587 [man] Bro, that's why he's here, isn't it? 1418 01:13:03,670 --> 01:13:05,047 Anyway, let's go get a sub. 1419 01:13:09,927 --> 01:13:10,928 - I'll be back. - Cool. 1420 01:13:16,558 --> 01:13:18,560 Not used to you being alone. 1421 01:13:18,644 --> 01:13:21,563 Yeah, well, I've successfully pushed everyone else away, so... 1422 01:13:23,690 --> 01:13:26,693 It occurred to me that I never would have been able to get 1423 01:13:26,777 --> 01:13:29,029 the Stand-In off the ground, if it wasn't for you. 1424 01:13:29,696 --> 01:13:31,532 And then once I finally got it to take off, 1425 01:13:31,615 --> 01:13:33,992 I shoved you out of the plane, so I am sorry. 1426 01:13:34,493 --> 01:13:35,994 It's not that big a deal, man. 1427 01:13:36,495 --> 01:13:37,746 Uh... 1428 01:13:37,830 --> 01:13:40,791 I have an emotional parachute that I've been weaving together, 1429 01:13:40,874 --> 01:13:42,584 every day I've been alive. [chuckles] 1430 01:13:43,293 --> 01:13:44,628 But how goes that Yale essay? 1431 01:13:45,129 --> 01:13:46,129 It's paused. 1432 01:13:46,296 --> 01:13:49,258 I'm not the best judge of my words or my actions right now. 1433 01:13:50,801 --> 01:13:52,094 How's tuna melt? 1434 01:13:52,177 --> 01:13:53,512 He came back to the shop, 1435 01:13:53,971 --> 01:13:57,391 so, good, I guess? Or, at the very least, not really bad. 1436 01:13:57,474 --> 01:14:01,019 He's not coming in for middle of the road sandwich cuisine. 1437 01:14:01,103 --> 01:14:02,563 I get it, you're intimidated, 1438 01:14:02,646 --> 01:14:05,649 he's taller, he's stronger, he's obviously better looking than you. 1439 01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:09,403 But you are the smart one, so you have got to make the first move. 1440 01:14:13,615 --> 01:14:16,910 So, I guess, let's both do better at what we have to do. 1441 01:14:16,994 --> 01:14:17,953 Huh? 1442 01:14:18,203 --> 01:14:19,037 Yeah. 1443 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,414 Huh? 1444 01:14:21,165 --> 01:14:22,833 - All right. - All right. 1445 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:26,753 [school bell rings] 1446 01:14:29,965 --> 01:14:30,867 Watch this. 1447 01:14:30,883 --> 01:14:34,052 Hey, Rattigan, dude, I heard what happened with you and my cousin, 1448 01:14:34,136 --> 01:14:36,263 and if it makes you feel any better, 1449 01:14:36,680 --> 01:14:38,432 I'll let you take my car for the weekend. 1450 01:14:39,308 --> 01:14:41,310 - No, I'm good. - Just kidding, I'm not... 1451 01:14:41,685 --> 01:14:44,188 - What? - I said, "I'm good." Thanks though, Reece. 1452 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,232 - Really? - Yeah. 1453 01:14:47,858 --> 01:14:48,859 It's just a car. 1454 01:14:50,194 --> 01:14:52,404 Look, if you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here. 1455 01:14:53,113 --> 01:14:56,158 Okay, I know it can be rough when your parents go through a divorce. 1456 01:14:56,617 --> 01:14:58,577 It makes you act differently, so.... 1457 01:14:59,578 --> 01:15:01,163 Uh, what? 1458 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:56,885 Hey, Celia. 1459 01:15:57,886 --> 01:15:58,720 Hey. 1460 01:16:00,722 --> 01:16:02,599 Thank you for saying yes to this. 1461 01:16:02,683 --> 01:16:04,601 Can I get you something, a coffee, or...? 1462 01:16:04,977 --> 01:16:06,770 I don't know, I have a Pour Over. 1463 01:16:06,853 --> 01:16:08,855 Franklin was right, they're kind of divine. 1464 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:10,691 Oh, God, no. No, thank you. 1465 01:16:13,443 --> 01:16:15,070 So, how have you been? 1466 01:16:16,196 --> 01:16:17,196 Good. 1467 01:16:17,364 --> 01:16:18,699 I'm good. I'm really good. 1468 01:16:19,950 --> 01:16:20,950 That's good. 1469 01:16:21,368 --> 01:16:22,368 Um-hmm. 1470 01:16:25,622 --> 01:16:26,873 Well, I killed the app. 1471 01:16:27,457 --> 01:16:28,667 Oh, that right? 1472 01:16:29,543 --> 01:16:32,337 Well, in the spirit of honesty, which is kind of my new thing, 1473 01:16:32,421 --> 01:16:35,132 I haven't quite been able to bring myself to delete it, 1474 01:16:35,215 --> 01:16:37,551 but I have denied all the requests that are coming in. 1475 01:16:38,051 --> 01:16:39,928 And the women of the world weep. 1476 01:16:40,554 --> 01:16:43,807 Not really. There's a couple of copycat apps that have popped up. 1477 01:16:44,057 --> 01:16:46,977 The market is getting saturated. I got out of the game at a good time. 1478 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,271 - Good. - Yeah. 1479 01:16:53,775 --> 01:16:56,320 - It's nice to see you. I miss you. - Brooks. 1480 01:16:57,487 --> 01:17:00,115 Please, just don't, okay? 1481 01:17:02,367 --> 01:17:04,494 Hey, am I gonna read the admissions letter or what? 1482 01:17:04,578 --> 01:17:05,704 Yes, sorry. 1483 01:17:06,330 --> 01:17:08,165 I hope you didn't waste too much time on it, 1484 01:17:08,248 --> 01:17:10,542 because based on your meeting with the Dean, 1485 01:17:10,626 --> 01:17:13,337 you could have drawn a picture of a bee and gotten in. 1486 01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,672 I actually didn't apply to Yale. 1487 01:17:16,465 --> 01:17:19,134 - Wait, what? - Yeah, I accepted UCONN's offer. 1488 01:17:21,511 --> 01:17:22,346 Uh... 1489 01:17:23,055 --> 01:17:27,100 Hold on, I thought Yale was everything to you. 1490 01:17:27,184 --> 01:17:28,184 It was. 1491 01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:30,687 It was and then I realized 1492 01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:33,357 that if I have to pretend to be someone else to get in, 1493 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,942 then I probably don't belong there. 1494 01:17:36,026 --> 01:17:37,026 You know? 1495 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:44,534 Brooks, what is this? 1496 01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,081 [sentimental music] 1497 01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:54,628 [Brooks] Dear Admissions Office of the University of Celia Lieberman, 1498 01:17:54,711 --> 01:17:56,797 First off, I just want to say what an honor it is 1499 01:17:56,880 --> 01:18:00,258 just to be considered as a potential attendee at your fine institution. 1500 01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:03,595 And secondly, this feels really creepy writing to you 1501 01:18:03,679 --> 01:18:06,640 as if you're a university and not a person, so I'll stop that now. 1502 01:18:07,140 --> 01:18:10,560 A few months ago, I was a guy who carried around this empty feeling. 1503 01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:12,938 Then, I thought that it could be filled by 1504 01:18:13,021 --> 01:18:14,314 driving the nicest car, 1505 01:18:15,357 --> 01:18:19,361 dating the most popular girl, or going to the fanciest school. 1506 01:18:20,112 --> 01:18:22,114 But the closer I got to having any of these things, 1507 01:18:22,197 --> 01:18:23,907 the deeper that empty feeling got. 1508 01:18:24,616 --> 01:18:27,160 I've been so many people these past few months. 1509 01:18:28,286 --> 01:18:31,456 A cowboy, an art connoisseur, an amateur beekeeper, 1510 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:33,875 a prep school wannabe, a bad friend, 1511 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:37,212 an obnoxious son and a self-obsessed prick. 1512 01:18:37,295 --> 01:18:39,423 But through it all there were little pockets of air 1513 01:18:39,506 --> 01:18:41,591 when I felt like I was truly myself, 1514 01:18:42,509 --> 01:18:44,302 and that was when I was with you. 1515 01:18:46,304 --> 01:18:48,306 ♪ Is it cold when you're dreaming? ♪ 1516 01:18:49,015 --> 01:18:51,435 ♪ Is it cold when you're under? ♪ 1517 01:18:52,644 --> 01:18:55,272 I don't know if you're accepting applications right now, 1518 01:18:55,355 --> 01:18:58,442 but if not, I am totally willing to be wait-listed. 1519 01:19:04,781 --> 01:19:05,782 [Dad] Hey. 1520 01:19:06,491 --> 01:19:08,785 I was gonna cook a steak, do you want one? 1521 01:19:08,869 --> 01:19:10,370 - No, thanks. - Are you sure? 1522 01:19:10,454 --> 01:19:12,289 - Yeah, I'm good. - All right. 1523 01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,334 [Brooks] Hey... 1524 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:19,337 you actually got some mail. I put it on the table. 1525 01:19:20,797 --> 01:19:21,797 Oh, boy. 1526 01:19:22,174 --> 01:19:25,051 Just what I need. It's probably another rejection letter. 1527 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:28,138 This is... 1528 01:19:28,221 --> 01:19:30,098 It must be one of the grants I applied for, 1529 01:19:30,182 --> 01:19:31,641 the Visionary Writing Award. 1530 01:19:31,725 --> 01:19:35,437 Dear Mr. Rattigan, in recognition of your unparalleled literary talent, 1531 01:19:35,520 --> 01:19:39,483 we would like to offer you this grant to further your career as a visionary writer. 1532 01:19:39,566 --> 01:19:42,903 - That's incredible, Dad. - Yeah! That's how we do it! 1533 01:19:43,987 --> 01:19:46,156 Steak night. Boom! 1534 01:19:48,241 --> 01:19:49,743 [text message tone] 1535 01:19:50,911 --> 01:19:51,912 [message tone] 1536 01:19:53,538 --> 01:19:54,372 [beep] 1537 01:19:54,873 --> 01:19:55,791 [text message tone] 1538 01:19:56,583 --> 01:19:57,417 [message tone] 1539 01:19:58,084 --> 01:20:00,003 [message tone] 1540 01:20:00,086 --> 01:20:01,338 [message tone] 1541 01:20:05,091 --> 01:20:06,510 [knock at door] 1542 01:20:15,393 --> 01:20:17,229 ♪ And I want ♪ 1543 01:20:18,438 --> 01:20:21,149 ♪ For you to know ♪ 1544 01:20:23,193 --> 01:20:24,903 I shouldn't have slapped you. 1545 01:20:25,028 --> 01:20:27,781 I mean, it felt great for me, 1546 01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,699 but I shouldn't have slapped you. 1547 01:20:30,242 --> 01:20:34,788 - No, I think I deserved it. - Yeah, you did. 1548 01:20:35,413 --> 01:20:36,915 And, you know, I'd do it again. 1549 01:20:38,166 --> 01:20:39,835 But I'd really like to not have to. 1550 01:20:41,378 --> 01:20:42,963 So, are you ready to go? 1551 01:20:44,339 --> 01:20:45,239 Go where? 1552 01:20:45,257 --> 01:20:47,634 Our date. I'm taking you to the formal. 1553 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:50,595 Another formal? How expensive are horse stables? 1554 01:20:50,679 --> 01:20:52,097 It's just a shed over an animal. 1555 01:20:52,180 --> 01:20:55,642 No, I'm not going to another formal for as long as I live. 1556 01:20:55,725 --> 01:20:59,271 Come on, I'm not taking no for an answer and you know how stubborn I can be. 1557 01:21:00,564 --> 01:21:01,898 I do know that. 1558 01:21:04,442 --> 01:21:05,694 - Fine. - Good answer. 1559 01:21:05,777 --> 01:21:09,239 But wait, you left literally all the fields blank on the app, so 1560 01:21:09,322 --> 01:21:12,325 what kind of personality would you like for your date? 1561 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:14,202 There were so many good ones. 1562 01:21:14,995 --> 01:21:17,998 But I think I'm gonna go with regular old 1563 01:21:18,081 --> 01:21:21,501 no-frills, vanilla ice cream Brooks Rattigan. 1564 01:21:23,920 --> 01:21:25,380 I think I can make that happen. 1565 01:21:34,764 --> 01:21:35,682 Ooh! 1566 01:21:39,477 --> 01:21:40,562 [Celia] Thanks, I got that. 1567 01:21:40,645 --> 01:21:42,814 - Nice of you to dress up. - Yeah. 1568 01:21:43,398 --> 01:21:45,442 I just... I do what she tells me to do. 1569 01:21:45,525 --> 01:21:46,568 - Um-hmm. - Um-hmm. 1570 01:21:46,651 --> 01:21:48,111 [man] Hey, what's up? 1571 01:21:48,904 --> 01:21:49,904 Murph. 1572 01:21:50,864 --> 01:21:52,449 - This is incredible. - I know. 1573 01:21:53,158 --> 01:21:55,619 I can't take all the credit, the whole thing was Celia's idea, 1574 01:21:56,077 --> 01:21:57,996 and tuna melt is a whiz with décor. 1575 01:21:59,247 --> 01:22:01,047 What's his real name? 1576 01:22:02,334 --> 01:22:03,919 Oh, my God, you don't know. 1577 01:22:04,002 --> 01:22:05,629 How do you not know his name? 1578 01:22:05,712 --> 01:22:09,174 I keep hoping it will come up naturally and it never does. 1579 01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:11,551 And I can't ask him now, I'm in too deep. 1580 01:22:13,345 --> 01:22:17,057 Look, I know it's early, but if you're in need of a roommate next year... 1581 01:22:18,183 --> 01:22:19,017 No. 1582 01:22:19,351 --> 01:22:21,311 - Wait, you're going to UCONN? - I am. 1583 01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:24,189 I didn't think they'd accept me, considering my GPA is a bit iffy, 1584 01:22:24,272 --> 01:22:26,733 but I showed them some of my apps, and they were impressed. 1585 01:22:26,816 --> 01:22:28,944 Who told you the Stand-In would be good for both of us? 1586 01:22:29,027 --> 01:22:30,654 Not the Stand-In, they hated it. 1587 01:22:30,737 --> 01:22:31,642 - What? - They hated it. 1588 01:22:31,655 --> 01:22:33,156 They liked MyTraxx, 1589 01:22:33,448 --> 01:22:36,117 and I tweaked it to be applicable for student loans. 1590 01:22:36,326 --> 01:22:38,578 You know, which makes me a genius. 1591 01:22:38,662 --> 01:22:42,040 - Congratulations, man. - Hey, Murph, help me with this table. 1592 01:22:42,540 --> 01:22:43,540 Got it, uh... 1593 01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:44,875 man. 1594 01:22:46,503 --> 01:22:50,548 Hey, I can bear this wait no longer, you've gotta tell me. 1595 01:22:51,508 --> 01:22:52,592 Did I get in? 1596 01:22:53,343 --> 01:22:54,386 Hmm. 1597 01:22:54,469 --> 01:22:55,595 It was a tough call. 1598 01:22:56,262 --> 01:22:59,849 I mean, your essay was littered with sentence fragments and run-ons, 1599 01:22:59,933 --> 01:23:02,143 like, seriously, but, 1600 01:23:02,602 --> 01:23:04,479 after careful consideration, 1601 01:23:05,689 --> 01:23:09,776 the Admissions Board of the University of Celia Lieberman 1602 01:23:09,859 --> 01:23:12,487 is pleased to inform you that, yes, you are accepted. 1603 01:23:14,656 --> 01:23:16,908 - Come on! - Hey, don't get too excited. 1604 01:23:16,992 --> 01:23:21,162 You are on a probationary basis, okay? Like, one semester at a time. 1605 01:23:21,246 --> 01:23:23,164 Okay. Well, I'll take what I can get. 1606 01:23:23,248 --> 01:23:27,210 So, I mean, what are you gonna do to celebrate this acceptance? 1607 01:23:27,293 --> 01:23:29,462 There are a few things that I'd like to do. 1608 01:23:29,546 --> 01:23:31,047 Oh, inform me. What? 1609 01:23:31,131 --> 01:23:32,882 Well, one, 1610 01:23:33,508 --> 01:23:35,135 I really wanna do this. 1611 01:23:43,810 --> 01:23:44,810 And two, 1612 01:23:46,146 --> 01:23:47,397 I wanna do that again. 1613 01:23:49,315 --> 01:23:51,317 [romantic music playing] 1614 01:24:00,535 --> 01:24:01,635 And three, 1615 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:04,039 I want to dance. 1616 01:24:04,873 --> 01:24:07,834 Oh, you think you can keep up with me? 1617 01:24:07,917 --> 01:24:09,461 Well, I'd like to try. 1618 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:12,630 [dance music playing] 1619 01:24:17,927 --> 01:24:19,054 Whoa! 1620 01:24:23,850 --> 01:24:24,850 Yes, Murph. 1621 01:24:25,769 --> 01:24:26,811 Hello, Celia. 1622 01:24:26,895 --> 01:24:30,523 ♪ I can wear the clothes Of the characters of films that I see ♪ 1623 01:24:31,232 --> 01:24:34,986 ♪ Some say unoriginal But it works out for me ♪ 1624 01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:39,324 ♪ It's a fact dear I'm an act here, No camera, no stage ♪ 1625 01:24:40,075 --> 01:24:43,661 ♪ Dressed to impress So I can lie about my age ♪ 1626 01:24:44,037 --> 01:24:47,916 ♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ 1627 01:24:48,249 --> 01:24:51,419 ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ 1628 01:24:52,712 --> 01:24:56,299 ♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ 1629 01:24:56,883 --> 01:25:00,095 ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ 1630 01:25:18,863 --> 01:25:21,074 ♪ And the beatniks, and the junkies ♪ 1631 01:25:21,157 --> 01:25:26,204 ♪ And if you feed them, you're a flunky You say ooh ♪ 1632 01:25:27,497 --> 01:25:31,960 ♪ And the projects and the charlies And the discos and the parties ♪ 1633 01:25:31,984 --> 01:25:36,447 ♪ And the blood streets and the new wave It's the renaissance of these days ♪ 1634 01:25:36,589 --> 01:25:40,426 ♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ 1635 01:25:40,510 --> 01:25:43,763 ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ 1636 01:25:44,973 --> 01:25:49,310 ♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ 1637 01:25:49,394 --> 01:25:52,522 ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ 1638 01:26:11,457 --> 01:26:15,503 ♪ And oh You gonna lean on your friends ♪ 1639 01:26:15,628 --> 01:26:18,840 ♪ And oh, you did it again ♪ 1640 01:26:36,733 --> 01:26:38,735 [electronic dance music playing] 1641 01:26:48,077 --> 01:26:51,206 ♪ Let's not play pretend ♪ 1642 01:26:52,081 --> 01:26:56,336 ♪ You got to want it You got to need it ♪ 1643 01:26:57,462 --> 01:27:00,506 ♪ All things have to end ♪ 1644 01:27:01,382 --> 01:27:05,637 ♪ And now that I see it You got what you needed ♪ 1645 01:27:16,397 --> 01:27:22,070 ♪ Oh, moving on to something So much better ♪ 1646 01:27:22,737 --> 01:27:24,822 ♪ So much better ♪ 1647 01:27:25,823 --> 01:27:31,496 ♪ Oh, think I'll take this time To just forget her ♪ 1648 01:27:32,330 --> 01:27:34,332 ♪ Just forget her ♪ 1649 01:27:35,250 --> 01:27:38,169 ♪ Let's not play pretend ♪ 1650 01:27:39,921 --> 01:27:42,799 ♪ All things have to end ♪ 1651 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:50,223 ♪ Oh, moving on to something So much better ♪ 1652 01:27:51,015 --> 01:27:53,017 ♪ So much better ♪ 1653 01:28:03,486 --> 01:28:06,447 ♪ Let's not play pretend ♪ 1654 01:28:07,323 --> 01:28:11,577 ♪ You got to want it You got to need it ♪ 1655 01:28:12,787 --> 01:28:15,748 ♪ All things have to end ♪ 1656 01:28:16,874 --> 01:28:21,212 ♪ And now I see it You got what you needed ♪ 1657 01:28:31,639 --> 01:28:37,395 ♪ Oh, moving on to something So much better ♪ 1658 01:28:38,062 --> 01:28:40,064 ♪ So much better ♪ 1659 01:28:41,107 --> 01:28:46,696 ♪ Oh, think I'll take this time To just forget her ♪ 1660 01:28:47,655 --> 01:28:49,657 ♪ Just forget her ♪ 1661 01:28:50,616 --> 01:28:53,494 ♪ Let's not play pretend ♪ 1662 01:28:55,204 --> 01:28:58,291 ♪ All things have to end ♪ 1663 01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:05,506 ♪ Oh, moving on to something So much better ♪ 1664 01:29:06,299 --> 01:29:08,301 ♪ So much better ♪ 1665 01:29:29,489 --> 01:29:35,036 ♪ Oh, moving on to something So much better ♪ 1666 01:29:35,828 --> 01:29:37,830 ♪ So much better ♪ 1667 01:29:38,915 --> 01:29:44,504 ♪ Oh, think I'll take this time To just forget her ♪