0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 Kunjungi www.Fortunebet99.com Agen Judi Online Aman dan Terpercaya 1 00:01:07,385 --> 00:01:09,138 I'm just fucking with you. 2 00:01:32,602 --> 00:01:34,272 ♪ Actually bought a hatchet ♪ 3 00:01:34,272 --> 00:01:35,984 ♪ I don't sleep with a ratchet ♪ 4 00:01:37,153 --> 00:01:38,906 ♪ I move drugs in batches ♪ 5 00:01:38,906 --> 00:01:40,159 ♪ Hopped off that like hatchet ♪ 6 00:01:40,159 --> 00:01:41,787 ♪ The bitch snatched it ♪ 7 00:01:41,787 --> 00:01:43,373 ♪ Met her sister, smashed it ♪ 8 00:01:43,373 --> 00:01:44,668 ♪ Fucked her once then dashed it ♪ 9 00:01:53,185 --> 00:01:56,567 ♪ I'll take that machete to a mosh pit ♪ 10 00:01:56,567 --> 00:01:57,903 ♪ I don't give a fuck ♪ 11 00:01:57,903 --> 00:01:59,530 ♪ I don't give a damn ♪ 12 00:01:59,530 --> 00:02:01,159 ♪ I don't give a fuck about you pussy motherfuckers ♪ 13 00:02:01,159 --> 00:02:03,205 ♪ I'm gonna hit you with a stick like that ♪ 14 00:02:11,262 --> 00:02:12,389 Hey. 15 00:02:12,389 --> 00:02:13,768 Larry, you coming or what? 16 00:02:13,768 --> 00:02:15,605 I already made the reservation. 17 00:02:15,605 --> 00:02:18,151 Well, I reserve the right to tell you to cancel it. 18 00:02:18,151 --> 00:02:19,529 - Stop. 19 00:02:19,529 --> 00:02:20,907 Mom and Dad are here at the hotel. 20 00:02:20,907 --> 00:02:22,284 Everyone knows how hard this is for you, 21 00:02:22,284 --> 00:02:23,663 but we just want to see you. 22 00:02:23,663 --> 00:02:25,415 - Look, you're the only one that I want to see. 23 00:02:25,415 --> 00:02:27,921 Holy fucking shit. 24 00:02:27,921 --> 00:02:30,552 Get on Cindy's Twitter feed now. 25 00:02:30,552 --> 00:02:31,679 Oh my God. 26 00:02:33,056 --> 00:02:36,020 Some genius just totally flamed her. 27 00:02:36,020 --> 00:02:38,693 Who the hell is ProgrammingFlaw, anyway? 28 00:02:38,693 --> 00:02:40,070 - What? 29 00:02:40,070 --> 00:02:41,824 Someone needs to give that guy a medal. 30 00:02:41,824 --> 00:02:44,078 Wow. 31 00:02:44,078 --> 00:02:46,584 Okay, so, you're coming, right? 32 00:02:46,584 --> 00:02:48,420 - I just-- I just don't want to. 33 00:02:48,420 --> 00:02:50,048 Well, then I'll come to you then. 34 00:02:50,048 --> 00:02:51,426 Let me guess: You're staying in some 35 00:02:51,426 --> 00:02:53,764 flamboyantly vile place, right? 36 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:55,017 Tell me. Come on, tell me. 37 00:02:55,017 --> 00:02:55,935 - Ugh, fine. 38 00:02:55,935 --> 00:02:58,566 I'm staying at the... 39 00:02:58,566 --> 00:03:00,695 Pink Motel and Lounge. 40 00:03:00,695 --> 00:03:04,160 Ooh, sounds so very. 41 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:06,080 I'll leave here in a minute. 42 00:03:06,080 --> 00:03:07,709 Ciao, Lar-Bear. 43 00:04:03,904 --> 00:04:05,365 Hello? 44 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,312 Hello? 45 00:04:37,429 --> 00:04:40,352 Oh, man, I had you going there. 46 00:04:46,364 --> 00:04:47,742 Yeah, man. 47 00:04:47,742 --> 00:04:49,370 You got me good, that was good. 48 00:05:00,225 --> 00:05:01,979 - You got a problem? 49 00:05:05,485 --> 00:05:07,489 - What? No. 50 00:05:13,501 --> 00:05:15,590 - Hmm. 51 00:05:17,259 --> 00:05:19,138 Yeah, you do. 52 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:20,892 X-Y-Z. 53 00:05:28,741 --> 00:05:31,537 - I can't believe you. - I'm just fucking with you! 54 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:33,541 April Fools, big boy! 55 00:05:33,541 --> 00:05:35,755 That was a good one. 56 00:05:42,727 --> 00:05:44,898 Let's try that again. 57 00:05:46,652 --> 00:05:48,906 How can I help you? 58 00:05:48,906 --> 00:05:50,910 - I'm just looking to check in. 59 00:05:50,910 --> 00:05:53,039 Are you the owner? - Nope. 60 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:55,043 I'm Chester. 61 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,295 - Uh, Larry. 62 00:05:56,295 --> 00:05:58,174 Oh, hey, I'm Gerald. 63 00:05:58,174 --> 00:06:01,055 You can call me Gerry, Larry, pleasure's all mine. 64 00:06:01,055 --> 00:06:02,684 - Yeah, um... 65 00:06:10,950 --> 00:06:13,706 So can I just check in with you, or? 66 00:06:13,706 --> 00:06:15,668 - Yeah, I'm pulling double duty tonight. 67 00:06:15,668 --> 00:06:16,670 It's off-season, 68 00:06:16,670 --> 00:06:18,381 so the owners are cutting costs. 69 00:06:18,381 --> 00:06:20,260 Can't stay mad at them. 70 00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:24,059 They're real sweet old-timers. 71 00:06:24,059 --> 00:06:25,813 - Huh, I hear you. 72 00:06:25,813 --> 00:06:28,694 Well, I've had kind of a long drive, so 73 00:06:28,694 --> 00:06:31,532 just love to get to bed. 74 00:06:31,532 --> 00:06:33,286 Oh yeah, of course. 75 00:06:33,286 --> 00:06:34,706 Room's 75 bucks. 76 00:06:34,706 --> 00:06:36,459 No tax if you've got it in cash. 77 00:06:36,459 --> 00:06:38,087 - Great, great, yeah. 78 00:06:38,087 --> 00:06:39,549 - It's an insult 79 00:06:39,549 --> 00:06:41,427 to leave a beverage a man's given you. 80 00:06:44,475 --> 00:06:47,481 - Gerald... sorry. - Here you go. 81 00:06:47,481 --> 00:06:49,611 - It's common courtesies. 82 00:06:49,611 --> 00:06:54,453 - I mean, I can have... uh, sure. 83 00:06:54,453 --> 00:06:56,457 Attaboy, attaboy. 84 00:06:56,457 --> 00:06:58,252 - Thanks. 85 00:06:58,252 --> 00:07:00,591 Okay, what are we drinking to? 86 00:07:00,591 --> 00:07:02,845 - To the beautiful sound of laughter. 87 00:07:02,845 --> 00:07:04,599 - Okay. - Amen, to the beautiful 88 00:07:04,599 --> 00:07:07,062 sound of laughter, God bless you! 89 00:07:08,003 --> 00:07:09,609 Mm. 90 00:07:09,609 --> 00:07:10,861 Woo! 91 00:07:10,861 --> 00:07:12,364 Now. 92 00:07:12,364 --> 00:07:13,700 Mm. 93 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:15,996 Chester, it has been great getting to know you. 94 00:07:15,996 --> 00:07:18,251 Larry, nice. 95 00:07:18,251 --> 00:07:20,338 I know. 96 00:07:20,338 --> 00:07:23,094 I'll wipe that up. 97 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,049 - Huh. Nice guy, huh? 98 00:07:25,049 --> 00:07:26,436 - Aw, he's a teddy bear. 99 00:07:26,436 --> 00:07:27,639 Great sense of humor. 100 00:07:27,639 --> 00:07:29,148 - Oh, really? 101 00:07:31,778 --> 00:07:34,784 - So what are you in for? 102 00:07:34,784 --> 00:07:39,501 - Oh, just this family wedding thing, it's... 103 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:41,715 - Oh. Those are the worst. 104 00:07:41,715 --> 00:07:43,594 Maybe you'll get your bone buried. 105 00:07:45,513 --> 00:07:48,394 - Oh, yeah. 106 00:07:48,394 --> 00:07:49,772 - What's going on with you, man? 107 00:07:49,772 --> 00:07:51,400 Sit down, come on. 108 00:07:51,400 --> 00:07:53,989 Vent to Chester, sit down. 109 00:07:53,989 --> 00:07:58,289 - Uh, um... no, it's, it's... 110 00:07:58,289 --> 00:08:00,878 I don't know, it should be fine, actually. 111 00:08:00,878 --> 00:08:03,007 - Wah, wah! Wrong answer. 112 00:08:03,007 --> 00:08:04,510 - No, I mean, it's just... 113 00:08:04,510 --> 00:08:06,305 there's a lot of people I haven't seen in a while, 114 00:08:06,305 --> 00:08:08,309 so that's... 115 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:10,146 - There's more to it than that. 116 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:17,452 - Okay, okay, um... 117 00:08:17,452 --> 00:08:19,039 I don't know, I hate dancing, 118 00:08:19,039 --> 00:08:20,458 first of all. 119 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:22,170 The food's always a letdown. 120 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,510 - The food, really? Come on. 121 00:08:25,510 --> 00:08:28,307 - All right. I had to shell out 75 bucks 122 00:08:28,307 --> 00:08:29,894 for cookie sheets because they were 123 00:08:29,894 --> 00:08:31,648 the last thing on the registry. 124 00:08:31,648 --> 00:08:33,150 - Aw, cookie sheets! 125 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,156 Like Miss Piggy's ever gonna bake 126 00:08:36,156 --> 00:08:37,409 her own cookies, right? 127 00:08:37,409 --> 00:08:39,664 - That's, I mean... I'll tell you what, though. 128 00:08:39,664 --> 00:08:41,292 I hope that she likes those cookie sheets, 129 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:42,878 because, honestly, they're gonna last 130 00:08:42,878 --> 00:08:45,801 a lot longer than her marriage. 131 00:08:50,184 --> 00:08:53,942 - That sounds like a girl that you wouldn't marry. 132 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:57,575 - Nah, marriage is just not my thing. 133 00:08:59,704 --> 00:09:00,581 - To lone wolves forever. 134 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:04,379 - Yeah! 135 00:09:04,379 --> 00:09:05,674 Yeah. 136 00:09:05,674 --> 00:09:07,803 So I really am just really tuckered out, 137 00:09:07,803 --> 00:09:10,391 so could I get the key? - No sweat. 138 00:09:10,391 --> 00:09:11,936 All I need is your credit card 139 00:09:11,936 --> 00:09:14,316 and we'll sign you right in. 140 00:09:16,821 --> 00:09:20,704 - I already gave you the 75 bucks for the room. 141 00:09:22,207 --> 00:09:23,710 - Oh, I get it. 142 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:25,714 Tit-for-tat, right? 143 00:09:25,714 --> 00:09:28,094 No, I'm just gonna need that credit card. 144 00:09:29,429 --> 00:09:32,435 - Are you serious? 145 00:09:32,435 --> 00:09:34,106 - Afraid so, man, I mean, I ain't operating 146 00:09:34,106 --> 00:09:36,360 a halfway house here. 147 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:38,239 - No, I'm not saying that, 148 00:09:38,239 --> 00:09:41,093 it's just that when I first came in, 149 00:09:41,093 --> 00:09:42,455 you remember, like, a minute ago, 150 00:09:42,455 --> 00:09:44,126 you said if I give you cash, 151 00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:47,717 then you wouldn't charge tax? 152 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,595 And then, I took out the cash 153 00:09:49,595 --> 00:09:50,848 and I handed you the cash. 154 00:09:50,848 --> 00:09:52,727 I mean, that guy, that biker guy, he-- 155 00:09:52,727 --> 00:09:54,939 - First of all, his name is Gerald, 156 00:09:54,939 --> 00:09:56,985 and second, I never check in anyone 157 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:59,991 without proper paperwork for this reason. 158 00:09:59,991 --> 00:10:01,995 - I understand that, but this is crazy. 159 00:10:01,995 --> 00:10:03,623 I mean, what are you trying to pull here? 160 00:10:09,509 --> 00:10:10,637 - Look, man. 161 00:10:10,637 --> 00:10:12,515 You came in here, we had some drinks, 162 00:10:12,515 --> 00:10:14,394 we had some laughs, 163 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:15,898 and if you want a room, that's great. 164 00:10:15,898 --> 00:10:18,779 I'll just need a photo ID and a credit card. 165 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:24,749 - All right, well, empty your pockets, then. 166 00:10:26,878 --> 00:10:28,882 - Excuse me? 167 00:10:28,882 --> 00:10:30,343 - You empty your pockets 168 00:10:30,343 --> 00:10:32,263 and you'll see my money in there. 169 00:10:42,033 --> 00:10:44,914 You put the money-- this is ridiculous. 170 00:10:44,914 --> 00:10:46,668 I mean, do I have to call the cops? 171 00:10:46,668 --> 00:10:48,170 - Go ahead, call the cops. 172 00:10:48,170 --> 00:10:50,007 And while you're at it, I got another idea. 173 00:10:50,007 --> 00:10:52,262 Put out your goddamned hand, 174 00:10:52,262 --> 00:10:55,017 because I got your room key right here. 175 00:10:59,111 --> 00:11:01,698 Oh, man, you should have seen yourself. 176 00:11:01,698 --> 00:11:03,409 I'm just fucking with you, man. 177 00:11:03,409 --> 00:11:04,452 - Oh, okay. - You should have 178 00:11:04,452 --> 00:11:05,956 seen yourself, "This is ridiculous! 179 00:11:05,956 --> 00:11:07,710 Do I have to call the cops?" 180 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,088 - No, you know... - Sorry, man. 181 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:10,674 You want me to call the bellman? 182 00:11:10,674 --> 00:11:12,079 - No. 183 00:11:12,079 --> 00:11:14,014 - Good, because we don't have one. 184 00:11:14,014 --> 00:11:15,433 Okay. 185 00:11:29,837 --> 00:11:31,841 Oh. 186 00:13:46,611 --> 00:13:49,365 Take me, big boy. 187 00:14:07,235 --> 00:14:08,988 Here's our viewer video of the week, 188 00:14:08,988 --> 00:14:11,368 straight from Marshall. 189 00:14:39,507 --> 00:14:41,261 That's right, Chuck, it is still chaos out here 190 00:14:41,261 --> 00:14:44,100 on South Citrus at that multi-car pileup 191 00:14:44,100 --> 00:14:46,772 that has caused gridlock in both directions. 192 00:14:46,772 --> 00:14:48,901 Details are still trickling in, 193 00:14:48,901 --> 00:14:50,905 but witnesses report seeing the pickup truck 194 00:14:50,905 --> 00:14:54,037 swerving erratically before veering into 195 00:14:54,037 --> 00:14:57,043 oncoming traffic, causing this chain reaction 196 00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,297 which left one young woman dead 197 00:14:59,297 --> 00:15:02,011 and several people in critical condition, 198 00:15:02,011 --> 00:15:03,806 including an infant. 199 00:15:03,806 --> 00:15:05,560 The driver, who witnesses say 200 00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,021 was visibly intoxicated, 201 00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,900 then fled the scene. 202 00:15:08,900 --> 00:15:11,029 Sheriffs found the suspect's vehicle, 203 00:15:11,029 --> 00:15:12,824 a late-model white pickup, 204 00:15:12,824 --> 00:15:15,412 a few blocks away from the scene of the accident, 205 00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:17,041 where it appears as if the sus-- 206 00:15:26,059 --> 00:15:28,271 - Oh, come on, come on, come on. 207 00:15:30,442 --> 00:15:32,196 Hi, you've reached Rachel. 208 00:15:32,196 --> 00:15:33,699 I'm away from the phone right now, 209 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,954 but I'll call you back if you leave a message. 210 00:15:39,545 --> 00:15:41,590 Where the fuck are you? 211 00:15:52,863 --> 00:15:55,869 - Hello, Pink Motel and Lounge. 212 00:15:55,869 --> 00:15:58,373 - Hi, uh, Chester? 213 00:15:58,373 --> 00:16:00,502 - The one and only. 214 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:05,179 - Oh, um, hey, this is Larry in Room 6. 215 00:16:05,179 --> 00:16:07,349 - Yeah, Larry, I know who you are. 216 00:16:07,349 --> 00:16:10,690 - Yeah, I was just wondering if anyone checked in 217 00:16:10,690 --> 00:16:12,611 since I got here. 218 00:16:12,611 --> 00:16:14,238 My sister is supposed to come meet me, 219 00:16:14,238 --> 00:16:16,117 and, I don't know, she's pretty late. 220 00:16:16,117 --> 00:16:18,706 I don't know if she came in 221 00:16:18,706 --> 00:16:23,507 or called, or anything. 222 00:16:23,507 --> 00:16:25,637 Oh, well, uh... 223 00:16:25,637 --> 00:16:28,768 no one's come in but let me check the messages. 224 00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:31,272 - Maybe I missed a call. - Great, thanks. 225 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,635 - Hey, Larry, I got some bad news. 226 00:16:48,265 --> 00:16:50,519 - Yeah? 227 00:16:50,519 --> 00:16:52,523 It's about your sister. 228 00:16:52,523 --> 00:16:54,151 There was a message. 229 00:16:58,368 --> 00:17:00,873 I hate to be the one to tell you this, man. 230 00:17:03,921 --> 00:17:06,467 She's not coming, Larry. 231 00:17:11,185 --> 00:17:12,606 She found a big cock to suck on, 232 00:17:12,606 --> 00:17:14,610 then she died and went to heaven. 233 00:17:16,487 --> 00:17:17,991 - What the fuck? 234 00:17:17,991 --> 00:17:20,245 Come on, man, it doesn't even make sense 235 00:17:20,245 --> 00:17:21,456 that someone would call me 236 00:17:21,456 --> 00:17:23,586 if something happened to her. 237 00:17:25,965 --> 00:17:27,677 - Jesus, Chester. 238 00:17:30,474 --> 00:17:32,478 Just call if you need anything. 239 00:17:44,251 --> 00:17:46,089 Unbelievable. 240 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:09,343 Let old Gerry help you out, buddy. 241 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:17,777 - Thank you. 242 00:18:17,777 --> 00:18:19,614 Did you just touch me, peckerwood? 243 00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:21,785 - No, no, I didn't, sir. 244 00:18:21,785 --> 00:18:23,998 - Yeah, you did, didn't you, 245 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,125 little man? 246 00:18:28,298 --> 00:18:30,302 You know what this says? 247 00:18:30,302 --> 00:18:32,807 - No, sir. 248 00:18:32,807 --> 00:18:33,934 - Lone wolf! 249 00:18:37,567 --> 00:18:41,157 Do you know what it represents? 250 00:18:41,157 --> 00:18:44,956 - No. - It represents my armor. 251 00:18:44,956 --> 00:18:49,173 And you don't touch a road warrior's armor 252 00:18:49,173 --> 00:18:52,137 unless you're ready to fight 253 00:18:52,137 --> 00:18:55,770 or fuck. 254 00:18:55,770 --> 00:18:58,149 You ready to fight? 255 00:18:58,149 --> 00:19:01,405 - Uh, no. 256 00:19:01,405 --> 00:19:04,411 - Hm. - Oh, no. 257 00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:05,957 - Oh. Well, cool. 258 00:19:05,957 --> 00:19:09,714 Um... hm. 259 00:19:12,679 --> 00:19:16,352 You just narrowly avoided an ass pounding, dude. 260 00:19:16,352 --> 00:19:18,231 Room 7 if you feel lucky. 261 00:19:49,753 --> 00:19:51,380 I'm just gonna need that credit card. 262 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:52,592 "Do I have to call the cops?" 263 00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:53,886 Big cock to suck on. 264 00:19:53,886 --> 00:19:55,263 Lone wolf! 265 00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,801 - Ha, ha, ha! 266 00:20:55,801 --> 00:20:58,181 Very funny, Chester. 267 00:21:50,493 --> 00:21:52,205 Rachel... 268 00:21:52,205 --> 00:21:54,878 Hey, yeah, I'll be right there. 269 00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:19,384 Hello? 270 00:22:22,015 --> 00:22:25,146 - No, I'm okay, just come back later, please. 271 00:22:28,027 --> 00:22:31,158 - No, I'm in the shower, can you come back? 272 00:22:31,158 --> 00:22:35,375 Larry, you okay in there? 273 00:22:35,375 --> 00:22:36,628 - Chester? 274 00:22:36,628 --> 00:22:38,172 Yeah, man, of course it's me. 275 00:22:38,172 --> 00:22:39,801 Not all cleaning people speak Spanish. 276 00:22:39,801 --> 00:22:42,013 That's kind of a racist assumption. 277 00:22:42,013 --> 00:22:43,182 Listen, man, I was hoping to get to you 278 00:22:43,182 --> 00:22:44,936 before you used the bathroom. 279 00:22:44,936 --> 00:22:46,690 It's got a tricky door that's been giving guests 280 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:48,568 some problems, I meant to tell you this before 281 00:22:48,568 --> 00:22:51,031 but we were having such a good time. 282 00:22:51,031 --> 00:22:53,411 - Just stop joking around, man. 283 00:22:53,411 --> 00:22:55,708 What? No, come on, man, I like to joke around 284 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,547 but I wouldn't mess with you like this. 285 00:22:58,547 --> 00:23:00,174 - Just say that my sister is, like, 286 00:23:00,174 --> 00:23:03,389 sucking a big dick or whatever and just let me out, man. 287 00:23:03,389 --> 00:23:05,644 Larry, I swear I could lose my job 288 00:23:05,644 --> 00:23:07,565 over something like this, man. 289 00:23:07,565 --> 00:23:09,401 Sherrie and Johnny made it very clear 290 00:23:09,401 --> 00:23:12,073 that I had to tell guests in Room 6 about this door. 291 00:23:12,073 --> 00:23:13,827 You got to help me out, man. 292 00:23:13,827 --> 00:23:16,708 - Just let me out and then I won't say anything, okay? 293 00:23:16,708 --> 00:23:18,837 All right. Geez, you're a good man. 294 00:23:18,837 --> 00:23:20,716 Okay, I think-- I'm gonna need you 295 00:23:20,716 --> 00:23:22,595 to put a lot of pressure on the door. 296 00:23:22,595 --> 00:23:24,974 - What? 297 00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:26,811 That is the oldest trick in the book, man, 298 00:23:26,811 --> 00:23:28,314 I'm not gonna fall-- 299 00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:29,859 Okay, I understand why you think that, 300 00:23:29,859 --> 00:23:31,571 but I'm not fucking with you, Larry. 301 00:23:31,571 --> 00:23:32,948 Are you putting pressure? 302 00:23:32,948 --> 00:23:34,619 - Yes, I'm doing it. 303 00:23:34,619 --> 00:23:35,954 Okay, good, now you're gonna need a lot of leverage, 304 00:23:35,954 --> 00:23:37,123 okay, man? 305 00:23:37,123 --> 00:23:38,084 You've got to really do it, 306 00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:39,252 put all your weight against it. 307 00:23:39,252 --> 00:23:40,964 - I'm doing it! - All right, just do it 308 00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:42,802 at the same time, you ready, on three. 309 00:23:42,802 --> 00:23:44,221 One-- 310 00:23:49,732 --> 00:23:53,322 Oh, man, we did it, buddy. 311 00:23:53,322 --> 00:23:54,867 What the hell is wrong with you? 312 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:57,247 Okay, okay, I see you're not laughing. 313 00:23:57,247 --> 00:23:58,959 But look at it from my perspective. 314 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:00,629 I mean, yes, I was holding the door shut. 315 00:24:00,629 --> 00:24:02,132 Bad on me. 316 00:24:02,132 --> 00:24:04,682 But honestly, I never thought you'd fall for it. 317 00:24:04,682 --> 00:24:06,766 And once we were in the middle of it, 318 00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:08,477 how could I stop? 319 00:24:11,985 --> 00:24:14,156 Come on, man, it was just a joke. 320 00:24:17,663 --> 00:24:18,790 It's me, Chester. 321 00:24:18,790 --> 00:24:20,001 - You are pathetic. 322 00:24:20,001 --> 00:24:21,003 Do you know that? 323 00:24:21,003 --> 00:24:22,715 Nobody likes people like you, you just-- 324 00:24:22,715 --> 00:24:23,758 you never get the hint. 325 00:24:23,758 --> 00:24:24,969 You just push and you push 326 00:24:24,969 --> 00:24:26,013 and you push and you push. 327 00:24:26,013 --> 00:24:28,142 Well, let me tell you something. 328 00:24:28,142 --> 00:24:30,772 Nobody thinks that you're funny! 329 00:24:33,277 --> 00:24:34,614 Just... 330 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,920 - You don't think I'm funny, huh? 331 00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:52,315 Well, what do you think is funny, then? 332 00:24:55,321 --> 00:24:57,576 Come on, tell me a joke. 333 00:24:57,576 --> 00:24:59,454 - Chester, we're both tired, 334 00:24:59,454 --> 00:25:01,041 it's been a long day, so can-- 335 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:03,547 - Tell me a joke. 336 00:25:03,547 --> 00:25:05,676 - Come on. 337 00:25:11,311 --> 00:25:14,944 What do you call a man with no body and no nose? 338 00:25:20,538 --> 00:25:21,540 - What? 339 00:25:23,712 --> 00:25:25,591 - Nobody knows. 340 00:25:34,316 --> 00:25:37,865 - That's a great one, Larry. 341 00:25:37,865 --> 00:25:40,369 I knew you had it in you, Larry. 342 00:25:40,369 --> 00:25:42,123 That was great, man. 343 00:25:42,123 --> 00:25:43,752 - Okay. - All right. 344 00:25:43,752 --> 00:25:45,254 Have a good night, man. 345 00:25:48,970 --> 00:25:50,849 - Hey, Rachel, uh, 346 00:25:50,849 --> 00:25:52,101 I don't know where you are, 347 00:25:52,101 --> 00:25:53,563 but I've got to leave this motel, 348 00:25:53,563 --> 00:25:54,857 it's just weird here, 349 00:25:54,857 --> 00:25:58,113 and I don't know why you're not getting my messages, 350 00:25:58,113 --> 00:26:00,242 but if you just want to call me back, 351 00:26:00,242 --> 00:26:01,370 maybe I'll just wait in my car 352 00:26:01,370 --> 00:26:04,376 down the road and see if you come by or... 353 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,213 It's just so stupid. 354 00:26:06,213 --> 00:26:10,346 Just please, please, I hope you get these messages, and... 355 00:26:10,346 --> 00:26:12,141 I'm kind of concerned you were in a car crash. 356 00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:13,477 I hope not. 357 00:26:27,380 --> 00:26:29,008 - Aww, shit. 358 00:26:29,008 --> 00:26:32,223 I really let things get out of control earlier. 359 00:26:32,223 --> 00:26:34,018 I don't know what came over me. 360 00:26:34,018 --> 00:26:35,731 You're probably a good sport, but you know, 361 00:26:35,731 --> 00:26:40,821 you give a moose a cookie and he asks for milk. 362 00:26:40,821 --> 00:26:44,164 I was asking for milk. 363 00:26:44,164 --> 00:26:45,751 I'm sorry. 364 00:26:49,633 --> 00:26:50,635 Yeah. 365 00:26:50,635 --> 00:26:53,056 Well, I can't stop you from leaving, but 366 00:26:53,056 --> 00:26:54,267 if you have to, 367 00:26:54,267 --> 00:26:57,190 please accept my apology and part as my friend. 368 00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:09,799 Okay, then. 369 00:27:11,426 --> 00:27:12,805 If Rachel shows up, 370 00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,892 I'll tell her you had to leave. 371 00:27:20,821 --> 00:27:23,534 Enjoy the wedding. 372 00:28:06,202 --> 00:28:09,500 How did he know her name? 373 00:28:09,500 --> 00:28:12,131 How did he know her name? 374 00:28:26,619 --> 00:28:28,163 911, what's your emergency? 375 00:28:28,163 --> 00:28:30,627 Hi. 376 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:34,008 I'm at the Pink Motel and Lounge, 377 00:28:34,008 --> 00:28:36,722 and there's the owner 378 00:28:36,722 --> 00:28:39,895 or a guy who's-- who's looking after-- 379 00:28:39,895 --> 00:28:42,985 I need you to send someone out... 380 00:28:52,253 --> 00:28:55,134 ♪ Honey bee ♪ 381 00:28:57,263 --> 00:29:00,185 ♪ Guess there's nothing else to know ♪ 382 00:29:01,689 --> 00:29:05,029 ♪ Except I love you so ♪ 383 00:29:05,029 --> 00:29:06,448 You know, so I'm in my car. 384 00:29:06,448 --> 00:29:08,452 I had to check out because, I mean, he's been messing 385 00:29:08,452 --> 00:29:10,289 with me all night. 386 00:29:10,289 --> 00:29:14,047 But he had said "Rachel," which is my sister, 387 00:29:14,047 --> 00:29:16,552 and there's no way that he knows what-- 388 00:29:16,552 --> 00:29:18,305 that's him. 389 00:29:18,305 --> 00:29:21,269 That's-- that's him. 390 00:29:21,269 --> 00:29:24,442 Sir, can I talk to you for a minute? 391 00:29:24,442 --> 00:29:27,323 - Found out about my kiddie porn, huh, sheriff? 392 00:29:27,323 --> 00:29:28,533 Aw, just kidding. 393 00:29:28,533 --> 00:29:30,580 They're all legal, barely. 394 00:29:30,580 --> 00:29:32,333 - Don't even joke about that, sir. 395 00:29:32,333 --> 00:29:34,588 - How'd you know her name, Chester? 396 00:29:34,588 --> 00:29:35,924 - What are you talking about? 397 00:29:35,924 --> 00:29:36,801 - Rachel. 398 00:29:36,801 --> 00:29:37,969 I never told you her name, 399 00:29:37,969 --> 00:29:40,224 so if she hasn't been here, then how do you know it? 400 00:29:41,602 --> 00:29:44,482 - Because you told me her name, you dope. 401 00:29:44,482 --> 00:29:46,111 I mean, did you seriously call the cops because 402 00:29:46,111 --> 00:29:49,117 you forgot you told me your sister's name? 403 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:53,333 - I... 404 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:55,254 All right. I'll handle this, sir. 405 00:29:55,254 --> 00:29:56,590 Where's Johnny and Sherrie? 406 00:29:56,590 --> 00:29:57,968 I'm just covering for them. 407 00:29:57,968 --> 00:29:59,847 Step into my office. 408 00:30:03,436 --> 00:30:04,480 - All right. 409 00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:06,317 Let's just calm down here. 410 00:30:06,317 --> 00:30:08,823 I want you over there. 411 00:30:08,823 --> 00:30:10,994 You, other room. 412 00:30:10,994 --> 00:30:12,622 You and me gonna talk, sir. 413 00:30:34,540 --> 00:30:36,044 So what can I do? 414 00:30:36,044 --> 00:30:37,046 I mean, I'm just keeping the place open, 415 00:30:37,046 --> 00:30:38,966 I can't be in charge of the crazies. 416 00:30:38,966 --> 00:30:41,262 Right, well, listen, it's a full moon out here 417 00:30:41,262 --> 00:30:44,728 so you're not the only one with crazy people tonight. 418 00:31:11,281 --> 00:31:12,533 Sir-- sir! 419 00:31:12,533 --> 00:31:14,453 Please step away from there, that's private property. 420 00:31:14,453 --> 00:31:16,583 - Yeah, man, that stuff's confidential. 421 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:18,587 No-- look. - I think. 422 00:31:18,587 --> 00:31:19,881 - This. You see? 423 00:31:19,881 --> 00:31:21,050 That's her name right there. 424 00:31:21,050 --> 00:31:22,261 That's her name, she's checked in. 425 00:31:22,261 --> 00:31:24,307 Where is she, Chester, what'd you do with her? 426 00:31:24,307 --> 00:31:25,893 Is something wrong, Larry? 427 00:31:25,893 --> 00:31:28,148 - Huh, you see? - Just relax and just-- 428 00:31:28,148 --> 00:31:31,195 wait, why you making a fist here, Larry? 429 00:31:31,195 --> 00:31:34,076 Oh! Oh, man! Ow, God! 430 00:31:34,076 --> 00:31:35,162 - What did you do? 431 00:31:35,162 --> 00:31:36,957 - I didn't touch him! 432 00:31:36,957 --> 00:31:38,084 - Sir, you all right? 433 00:31:38,084 --> 00:31:39,546 I didn't do anything! 434 00:31:39,546 --> 00:31:41,675 - Sir, are you all right? - I didn't see that coming. 435 00:31:41,675 --> 00:31:43,470 - Sir, are you okay? What happened? 436 00:31:43,470 --> 00:31:44,472 - Larry. He hit me. 437 00:31:44,472 --> 00:31:46,351 - Did you seriously just punch him? 438 00:31:46,351 --> 00:31:47,937 - Where the fuck is-- - Not again. 439 00:31:49,231 --> 00:31:51,737 - Sir, I'm gonna have to take you in. 440 00:31:51,737 --> 00:31:53,239 Larry? 441 00:31:59,126 --> 00:32:00,379 - Rachel? 442 00:32:00,379 --> 00:32:02,049 - Larry! What the-- 443 00:32:02,049 --> 00:32:03,343 - Ma'am, stay there. 444 00:32:03,343 --> 00:32:06,283 He's coming with me. 445 00:32:06,283 --> 00:32:09,313 - Officer, let him go. 446 00:32:09,313 --> 00:32:10,983 It's my fault. 447 00:32:13,739 --> 00:32:15,952 - This man just assaulted you. 448 00:32:15,952 --> 00:32:18,958 - Oh, I... I pushed him too far, 449 00:32:18,958 --> 00:32:21,755 I've been winding him up all night. 450 00:32:21,755 --> 00:32:24,385 Quite frankly, I've been a dick and 451 00:32:24,385 --> 00:32:27,642 I deserve a lot worse than getting sucker-punched. 452 00:32:27,642 --> 00:32:29,760 - So you're not gonna press charges? 453 00:32:29,760 --> 00:32:32,859 - If anyone's guilty of anything here, it's me, 454 00:32:32,859 --> 00:32:36,869 of bad taste and shenanigans. 455 00:32:38,246 --> 00:32:40,000 - You gonna behave, son, hm? 456 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,879 - Yes. 457 00:32:45,970 --> 00:32:47,514 Thank God he's okay. 458 00:32:47,514 --> 00:32:49,708 Now, I don't know what's going on with you two, 459 00:32:49,708 --> 00:32:50,857 but if I got to come back here tonight, 460 00:32:50,857 --> 00:32:52,357 I'm taking you both in. 461 00:32:52,357 --> 00:32:55,490 Ma'am. - Uh, goodnight. 462 00:32:55,490 --> 00:32:57,242 Is he giving you a hard time? 463 00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,038 - Yeah, he's been playing these jokes on me all night. 464 00:32:59,038 --> 00:33:01,417 - Larry, that was great, that was great. 465 00:33:01,417 --> 00:33:03,171 - What the hell was that about, huh? 466 00:33:03,171 --> 00:33:04,674 - Well, Larry was really worried about you, 467 00:33:04,674 --> 00:33:06,929 and then he freaked out and called the sheriff, 468 00:33:06,929 --> 00:33:09,266 and then I pulled this great April Fools prank 469 00:33:09,266 --> 00:33:10,937 and got him to leave. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 470 00:33:10,937 --> 00:33:12,690 You called the sheriff on him? 471 00:33:12,690 --> 00:33:15,028 - Yes, I thought that he did something to you. 472 00:33:15,028 --> 00:33:17,700 - What do you mean, did something to me? 473 00:33:17,700 --> 00:33:20,205 - I'm right here, okay? - Okay, well, 474 00:33:20,205 --> 00:33:22,919 he knew your name, I didn't know that he-- 475 00:33:22,919 --> 00:33:25,048 it's just... 476 00:33:25,048 --> 00:33:28,137 - Well, Larry, it's an online reservation. 477 00:33:28,137 --> 00:33:30,560 You know, I had to put my name down to book the room. 478 00:33:30,560 --> 00:33:32,874 - It prints out by itself. 479 00:33:32,874 --> 00:33:34,225 I guess I should do a better job 480 00:33:34,225 --> 00:33:35,672 of keeping an eye on that, huh? 481 00:33:35,672 --> 00:33:38,701 Humph. Hey, relax. 482 00:33:38,701 --> 00:33:41,707 - This is... 483 00:33:41,707 --> 00:33:43,042 Hey, relax. 484 00:33:43,042 --> 00:33:44,963 - Uh... 485 00:33:44,963 --> 00:33:46,340 - Look at me. 486 00:33:46,340 --> 00:33:48,554 - What took you so long? - Oh, God, there was 487 00:33:48,554 --> 00:33:50,473 a big accident, I got stuck on the freeway 488 00:33:50,473 --> 00:33:53,062 and I tried to do a detour. 489 00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:54,858 Got really lost, and then I tried to text you 490 00:33:54,858 --> 00:33:56,110 and it wouldn't send through. 491 00:33:56,110 --> 00:33:57,572 - We're gonna forget this whole thing 492 00:33:57,572 --> 00:33:59,074 ever happened, you hear me? 493 00:34:00,828 --> 00:34:02,372 And you're gonna get some sleep. 494 00:34:02,372 --> 00:34:05,588 Recharge and enjoy the room on me, 495 00:34:05,588 --> 00:34:07,341 even though you sucker-punched me. 496 00:34:07,341 --> 00:34:09,303 I didn't. 497 00:34:09,303 --> 00:34:10,640 You don't have to shake my hand, 498 00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:12,517 we're way beyond handshakes, buddy. 499 00:34:15,065 --> 00:34:16,902 And you could have a room for free too, 500 00:34:16,902 --> 00:34:19,406 just for being so beautiful. 501 00:34:19,406 --> 00:34:21,662 - Wow, okay, I don't really know what's happening, 502 00:34:21,662 --> 00:34:23,206 but I like it. 503 00:34:23,206 --> 00:34:25,043 - I'm gonna go to my room. - Uh, wait, um. 504 00:34:25,043 --> 00:34:27,840 It was really upsetting meeting you at first, 505 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:30,971 but you seem lovely now. 506 00:34:30,971 --> 00:34:33,101 - A common refrain. 507 00:34:37,819 --> 00:34:39,739 I wonder if this is actually him. 508 00:34:39,739 --> 00:34:41,618 - No, it's sexual harassment is what it is. 509 00:34:41,618 --> 00:34:42,704 - Eh... 510 00:34:42,704 --> 00:34:44,624 Ha ha. 511 00:34:44,624 --> 00:34:46,127 I just don't think that he's funny. 512 00:34:46,127 --> 00:34:47,462 - Well, he could say the same thing about 513 00:34:47,462 --> 00:34:49,843 you calling the cops on him, you know? 514 00:34:49,843 --> 00:34:53,726 - No, look, I mean, I kind of apologized. 515 00:34:53,726 --> 00:34:55,730 Okay, maybe he's not as bad as I thought. 516 00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,859 - Hm. - This wedding's really just 517 00:34:57,859 --> 00:35:00,865 messing with my head, you know? 518 00:35:00,865 --> 00:35:03,244 - I know. Here. 519 00:35:03,244 --> 00:35:05,123 It's gonna be all right, okay? 520 00:35:09,339 --> 00:35:11,385 And you should give Cindy this. 521 00:35:13,389 --> 00:35:14,642 Take it. - Should we invite him 522 00:35:14,642 --> 00:35:16,270 to the wedding? - Ohh... 523 00:35:16,270 --> 00:35:17,774 - The Three Amigos? - Ugh! 524 00:35:17,774 --> 00:35:19,401 Go away! 525 00:35:19,401 --> 00:35:20,528 "Hey, Cindy. 526 00:35:20,528 --> 00:35:24,161 This is my giant cocked friend Chester. 527 00:35:24,161 --> 00:35:26,165 You cousin-fucking bitch." 528 00:35:30,633 --> 00:35:33,012 Go! Go get it! 529 00:35:41,487 --> 00:35:42,657 - It's Chester. 530 00:35:42,657 --> 00:35:43,784 - Well, open it. 531 00:35:43,784 --> 00:35:45,663 - No, shut off the lights! - He'll see, dude! 532 00:35:45,663 --> 00:35:47,667 - Maybe he'll get the hint. 533 00:35:47,667 --> 00:35:49,169 - We're coming! 534 00:35:56,183 --> 00:35:58,437 - Sorry for interrupting, just dropping off 535 00:35:58,437 --> 00:36:00,767 a couple drinks. 536 00:36:00,767 --> 00:36:04,157 Thought you might need them after the night you've had. 537 00:36:04,157 --> 00:36:05,535 On the house. 538 00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:10,420 Have a good night. 539 00:36:10,420 --> 00:36:11,923 - Say thank you, he's going. 540 00:36:11,923 --> 00:36:14,136 Um, hey, hey, Chester? 541 00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:20,440 Thanks, man, this is-- it's really nice. 542 00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:22,570 And... listen, 543 00:36:22,570 --> 00:36:24,197 I'm sorry again about... 544 00:36:26,035 --> 00:36:27,537 - Calling the cops? 545 00:36:27,537 --> 00:36:28,957 Punching me in the face? 546 00:36:30,836 --> 00:36:33,215 Don't worry about it. 547 00:36:33,215 --> 00:36:35,846 - Okay. Uh... 548 00:36:35,846 --> 00:36:38,602 Hey, why don't we join you for a drink? 549 00:36:39,604 --> 00:36:41,231 - Nah, it's late. 550 00:36:41,231 --> 00:36:42,818 - Come on, dude, just one drink. 551 00:36:46,701 --> 00:36:48,956 - All right, one drink! 552 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:51,126 Just one, though, not two. 553 00:36:51,126 --> 00:36:52,253 Maybe nine. 554 00:36:53,548 --> 00:36:54,842 I'm just fucking with you. 555 00:36:54,842 --> 00:36:56,095 We could have 12 if you want, 556 00:36:56,095 --> 00:36:57,556 I'm all set up. 557 00:36:57,556 --> 00:36:58,976 All right. 558 00:36:58,976 --> 00:37:00,604 You want to meet there? 559 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:06,240 Aw, so you had to leave him. - Yeah. 560 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:08,203 Hercules had to stay with our mom. 561 00:37:08,203 --> 00:37:10,081 It wasn't very zen out there. 562 00:37:10,081 --> 00:37:14,590 I was basically the least zen person in Tibet. 563 00:37:14,590 --> 00:37:17,012 - I've never been much for meditation. 564 00:37:17,012 --> 00:37:20,268 I had an ex try to steal my mind once, 565 00:37:20,268 --> 00:37:22,773 so I had to steal her body. 566 00:37:29,662 --> 00:37:31,040 It was a joke. 567 00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:32,542 Come on, guys, lighten up! 568 00:37:32,542 --> 00:37:34,504 I just watched her dog last week. 569 00:37:34,504 --> 00:37:36,467 She's a big bitch. 570 00:37:36,467 --> 00:37:38,345 Dog was fat, too. 571 00:37:41,770 --> 00:37:44,107 - So are you ever serious, or... 572 00:37:44,107 --> 00:37:45,903 - Oh boy, the doctor's in. 573 00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,907 Let me just lay on the couch. 574 00:37:47,907 --> 00:37:51,163 I'll take two hand jobs and call you in the morning. 575 00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:53,292 - The structure of that joke doesn't even make sense. 576 00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:54,921 Like, if I'm the doctor, I should be the one 577 00:37:54,921 --> 00:37:56,925 prescribing the hand jobs. 578 00:38:05,316 --> 00:38:07,153 - Now we're getting somewhere. 579 00:38:09,951 --> 00:38:11,704 So what's this guy's deal, Rach? 580 00:38:11,704 --> 00:38:15,461 Has he always been, you know, uptight? 581 00:38:15,461 --> 00:38:18,392 Oh, you should have seen him when he was a kid. 582 00:38:18,392 --> 00:38:21,766 He was the funniest, happiest little guy. 583 00:38:21,766 --> 00:38:24,038 Couldn't go two minutes without laughing. 584 00:38:24,038 --> 00:38:26,441 And everyone adored him. 585 00:38:26,441 --> 00:38:28,279 - So what happened to him? 586 00:38:30,324 --> 00:38:31,578 - Well, that Larry is still there, 587 00:38:31,578 --> 00:38:32,830 it's just that I'm the only one 588 00:38:32,830 --> 00:38:34,959 that gets to see it sometimes. 589 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:37,840 - Or maybe he's just an asshole. 590 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:40,428 Maybe. 591 00:38:44,854 --> 00:38:46,481 Uh-- oh! 592 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,489 Whoa! He got it. 593 00:38:50,489 --> 00:38:52,202 Okay, you two. 594 00:38:52,202 --> 00:38:55,584 I wish I had that kind of closeness with somebody. 595 00:38:55,584 --> 00:38:57,630 - So what is your story, Chester? 596 00:39:00,092 --> 00:39:02,096 - No story. 597 00:39:02,096 --> 00:39:05,562 I'm just a good-time guy. 598 00:39:05,562 --> 00:39:08,317 A few drinks, a few laughs. 599 00:39:08,317 --> 00:39:11,741 I'm a maker of cocktails 600 00:39:11,741 --> 00:39:15,624 and a purveyor of jokes. 601 00:39:15,624 --> 00:39:18,630 To be honest, I'm not fucked up at all. 602 00:39:21,636 --> 00:39:22,972 To new friends. 603 00:39:24,892 --> 00:39:27,480 ♪ We'll be holding hands 604 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:33,242 until the end of time ♪ 605 00:39:34,244 --> 00:39:36,624 This is a very special batch. 606 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:39,547 No, no, no, no, no, no, I can't do another one. 607 00:39:39,547 --> 00:39:41,508 No, no, no, no! 608 00:39:45,141 --> 00:39:49,149 - So what's the real story with this wedding, man? 609 00:39:49,149 --> 00:39:51,988 - Uh... like, how do you mean? 610 00:39:54,534 --> 00:39:57,791 - You got a real heaviness about you. 611 00:39:57,791 --> 00:40:01,423 Your aura is all fumbled. 612 00:40:01,423 --> 00:40:05,264 Feel like you're dying to let something out. 613 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:08,563 Level with me. 614 00:40:08,563 --> 00:40:11,819 - It's just... it's just this girl. 615 00:40:15,451 --> 00:40:16,954 - What's her name? 616 00:40:20,587 --> 00:40:22,215 - Cindy Hughes. 617 00:40:28,268 --> 00:40:31,191 She's the only girl I ever wanted to marry. 618 00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:38,080 But she dumped me 619 00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:40,209 the day before I was gonna propose. 620 00:40:43,173 --> 00:40:45,720 And now, she's getting married tomorrow. 621 00:40:48,100 --> 00:40:49,436 - Who's she marrying? 622 00:40:49,436 --> 00:40:53,318 - Pfft, you're never gonna believe this. 623 00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:54,864 My first cousin. 624 00:40:56,826 --> 00:40:57,995 You know, I keep wondering, 625 00:40:57,995 --> 00:40:59,999 like, what's more humiliating: 626 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:05,217 to go and know that everyone knows 627 00:41:05,217 --> 00:41:07,598 or to not go, 628 00:41:07,598 --> 00:41:10,352 knowing that everyone there is gonna be 629 00:41:10,352 --> 00:41:12,816 secretly laughing at me? 630 00:41:15,112 --> 00:41:20,122 - What you need to do is have the last laugh. 631 00:41:20,122 --> 00:41:22,376 That's the end game, man. 632 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:29,642 That's how the loser... wins. 633 00:41:34,150 --> 00:41:36,530 You know, 634 00:41:36,530 --> 00:41:39,160 actually I was thinking about doing something. 635 00:41:41,666 --> 00:41:45,881 After Cindy dumped me, 636 00:41:45,881 --> 00:41:49,222 I wrote the letter to end all letters. 637 00:41:51,268 --> 00:41:53,648 Just never had the guts to give it to her, 638 00:41:53,648 --> 00:41:55,902 but tomorrow, 639 00:41:55,902 --> 00:41:57,906 tomorrow I will. 640 00:41:57,906 --> 00:42:00,286 Right before she says, "I do." 641 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,383 - Can I see it? 642 00:42:07,383 --> 00:42:08,385 - Mm-mm. 643 00:42:08,385 --> 00:42:10,807 - Come on, Larry, let me see it. 644 00:42:10,807 --> 00:42:14,314 We're having a moment here, Larry. 645 00:42:14,314 --> 00:42:15,900 Come on, Larry, let me see it. 646 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:19,575 You're never gonna see me again. 647 00:42:19,575 --> 00:42:22,581 I'll tell you if I think you... 648 00:42:22,581 --> 00:42:24,585 captured the right energy. 649 00:42:27,549 --> 00:42:29,887 - I've never let anyone read it. 650 00:42:29,887 --> 00:42:31,557 Not even Rachel. 651 00:42:41,661 --> 00:42:45,794 - "Dear Cindy, words are really not my thing. 652 00:42:45,794 --> 00:42:48,966 Cindy, I love you, I've never loved anyone..." 653 00:42:54,477 --> 00:42:56,231 Ah, I love you, Lar. 654 00:43:02,118 --> 00:43:05,959 That's fucking beautiful, man. 655 00:43:05,959 --> 00:43:07,879 It's gonna crucify her. 656 00:43:10,969 --> 00:43:12,096 - What time is it? 657 00:43:13,725 --> 00:43:16,605 - Uh, I don't know, it's late. 658 00:43:16,605 --> 00:43:20,195 - Well, uh, bedtime for Bonzo. 659 00:43:20,195 --> 00:43:23,745 - Yeah, I should probably be getting back to the desk. 660 00:43:23,745 --> 00:43:25,957 Who knows how many customers I've missed. 661 00:43:25,957 --> 00:43:28,629 - All right, good night. 662 00:43:28,629 --> 00:43:29,882 Oh, wait one sec. 663 00:43:29,882 --> 00:43:32,011 I need to get a picture of you, can you come here? 664 00:43:32,011 --> 00:43:33,639 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 665 00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:35,142 I look like a scrub muffin. 666 00:43:35,142 --> 00:43:37,021 Shut up, you look amazing. 667 00:43:37,021 --> 00:43:39,484 Smile, babies. 668 00:43:41,529 --> 00:43:43,492 Okay, all right. 669 00:43:43,492 --> 00:43:44,410 Good night. 670 00:43:44,410 --> 00:43:46,247 - That's a great picture of me. 671 00:43:46,247 --> 00:43:49,295 - But... just... 672 00:43:49,295 --> 00:43:51,382 Good night, Lar-Bear. 673 00:44:00,652 --> 00:44:03,156 I love you, Larry. 674 00:44:48,831 --> 00:44:51,587 What... the fuck?! 675 00:44:53,716 --> 00:44:56,346 What the hell, come on, no! 676 00:44:58,726 --> 00:45:00,062 Jesus! 677 00:45:02,066 --> 00:45:04,738 Who would do this to you? 678 00:45:04,738 --> 00:45:06,700 Who would do this to you? 679 00:45:22,106 --> 00:45:23,985 - Who is-- oh, ah. - Jesus. 680 00:45:23,985 --> 00:45:26,573 - Oh, no, Betty! - Who is this guy? 681 00:45:26,573 --> 00:45:29,746 - He's just this biker guy. - Betty, no! 682 00:45:29,746 --> 00:45:32,376 - It looks like Chester went too far this time. 683 00:45:32,376 --> 00:45:35,416 Who would-- who would do this to you? 684 00:45:35,416 --> 00:45:37,136 Not-- not Betty! 685 00:45:37,136 --> 00:45:38,823 You goddamn son of a bitch! 686 00:45:38,823 --> 00:45:40,893 - Is there a problem, Gerald? 687 00:45:40,893 --> 00:45:42,271 - I swear to fucking Christ, 688 00:45:42,271 --> 00:45:44,651 I'm gonna tear someone's fucking head off. 689 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:49,661 - Oh, someone put a crotch on your crotch rocket. 690 00:45:54,378 --> 00:45:56,215 - Did you do this? 691 00:45:58,888 --> 00:46:00,600 You think this is funny? 692 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,021 - Oh, at least you won't mix it up with anyone else. 693 00:46:03,021 --> 00:46:04,273 Jesus. 694 00:46:05,400 --> 00:46:07,404 - Not funny, man. - Guys. 695 00:46:07,404 --> 00:46:08,616 - Fuck you! - Guys, guys, stop it. 696 00:46:08,616 --> 00:46:09,283 Who would do this? 697 00:46:09,283 --> 00:46:11,037 - Can we just talk about this? 698 00:46:11,037 --> 00:46:13,416 - You want some of this, little man? 699 00:46:18,134 --> 00:46:19,805 I'm gonna cut you up, man. 700 00:46:22,309 --> 00:46:24,188 - What's he doing? 701 00:46:30,660 --> 00:46:32,162 - Chester. 702 00:46:35,962 --> 00:46:38,174 I... was... just... 703 00:46:38,174 --> 00:46:40,763 fucking... with... you! 704 00:46:42,934 --> 00:46:45,188 Oh man, oh man, oh man. 705 00:46:50,448 --> 00:46:52,704 Gerald, are you okay? 706 00:46:56,795 --> 00:46:59,718 Gerald, things got carried away, man. 707 00:46:59,718 --> 00:47:01,555 Are you okay, man? 708 00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:05,312 Are you okay? 709 00:47:05,312 --> 00:47:06,607 You okay? 710 00:47:06,607 --> 00:47:08,569 You okay, man? 711 00:47:10,197 --> 00:47:13,621 Please, Chester, please. 712 00:47:13,621 --> 00:47:16,000 - You need to learn to take a joke. 713 00:47:20,443 --> 00:47:22,030 - Chester. 714 00:47:24,851 --> 00:47:26,688 You okay, Gerald? 715 00:47:26,688 --> 00:47:29,068 Are you okay? 716 00:47:29,068 --> 00:47:33,201 You guys, I don't think he's all right. 717 00:47:33,201 --> 00:47:35,205 Gerald, Gerald! 718 00:47:35,205 --> 00:47:36,232 What happened? 719 00:47:36,232 --> 00:47:38,503 Oh, no. 720 00:47:38,503 --> 00:47:39,881 Oh! 721 00:47:39,881 --> 00:47:41,635 Oh, fuck, no. 722 00:47:46,018 --> 00:47:47,647 He had a knife. 723 00:47:47,647 --> 00:47:48,899 You saw, right? 724 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,402 He was gonna kill me. 725 00:47:50,402 --> 00:47:51,487 Gerald! 726 00:47:54,786 --> 00:47:56,790 He's dead. 727 00:47:58,501 --> 00:48:00,505 I killed him. 728 00:48:00,505 --> 00:48:04,764 Holy fuck, I fucking killed someone. 729 00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:08,354 - We have to call the police. 730 00:48:08,354 --> 00:48:09,899 - No. 731 00:48:12,154 --> 00:48:13,657 - Everything's gonna be all right. 732 00:48:13,657 --> 00:48:14,993 - No, it won't. 733 00:48:17,539 --> 00:48:19,043 I'll take care of it. 734 00:48:21,172 --> 00:48:22,258 What are you-- 735 00:48:22,258 --> 00:48:24,261 what-- what are you doing? 736 00:48:27,309 --> 00:48:29,021 - I'll call. 737 00:48:32,570 --> 00:48:36,077 Once I make this phone call, it's gonna change my life. 738 00:48:36,077 --> 00:48:39,834 Larry, can I ask you to do something for me? 739 00:48:39,834 --> 00:48:41,420 - O-okay. 740 00:48:42,339 --> 00:48:45,261 - Will you go get me some vodka? 741 00:48:47,307 --> 00:48:49,061 - Some vodka? 742 00:48:49,061 --> 00:48:51,065 Okay, okay. 743 00:48:52,693 --> 00:48:55,532 - One last drink before the long walk. 744 00:48:58,580 --> 00:49:01,419 - All right, okay. 745 00:49:09,476 --> 00:49:11,815 Hello, Sheriff's Department? 746 00:49:11,815 --> 00:49:15,363 There's been a tragedy at the Pink Motel. 747 00:49:15,363 --> 00:49:17,200 My friend is dead. 748 00:49:19,581 --> 00:49:21,751 It was an accident. 749 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:29,433 Holy shit, I can't believe 750 00:49:29,433 --> 00:49:31,061 what the hell is happening right now. 751 00:49:31,061 --> 00:49:32,189 - We have to call the cops. 752 00:49:32,189 --> 00:49:33,984 - Huh? - Now. 753 00:49:33,984 --> 00:49:36,363 - He said that he was calling them already. 754 00:49:36,363 --> 00:49:38,827 - You think he really made that call? 755 00:49:38,827 --> 00:49:40,623 - I don't know. I don't know. 756 00:49:40,623 --> 00:49:42,125 - Give me your phone. - Huh? 757 00:49:42,125 --> 00:49:44,589 - Give me your phone. - Right. 758 00:49:44,589 --> 00:49:45,758 - God, come on. 759 00:49:45,758 --> 00:49:47,469 - Call, call, call, call, call. - I am, I am. 760 00:49:48,387 --> 00:49:49,641 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 761 00:49:49,641 --> 00:49:50,893 - Hello, hi, uh, yeah, 762 00:49:50,893 --> 00:49:52,980 I'm calling from the Pink Motel and Lounge. 763 00:49:52,980 --> 00:49:54,901 - I wanted to report-- - Um, yes, 764 00:49:54,901 --> 00:49:56,487 the sheriff's already on his way. 765 00:49:56,487 --> 00:49:57,782 Are you currently in danger? 766 00:49:57,782 --> 00:50:00,537 No, not this second, no, but, um, uh, 767 00:50:00,537 --> 00:50:03,417 can you just make sure that he--he's quick? 768 00:50:03,417 --> 00:50:04,754 Yes, I'll let him know. 769 00:50:04,754 --> 00:50:06,006 - Okay, thank you. 770 00:50:06,006 --> 00:50:08,762 I guess you were right, he, uh, he made the call. 771 00:50:08,762 --> 00:50:09,847 What are you doing? 772 00:50:09,847 --> 00:50:12,352 - I'm-- I'm-- I'm getting him that-- that vodka. 773 00:50:12,352 --> 00:50:13,521 What? 774 00:50:18,281 --> 00:50:20,535 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God! 775 00:50:21,537 --> 00:50:24,001 - Looks like it's Johnny and Sherrie. 776 00:50:31,056 --> 00:50:33,812 Now I know you're probably thinking 777 00:50:33,812 --> 00:50:36,818 this elderly couple was horrendously murdered 778 00:50:36,818 --> 00:50:39,281 in the motel that they owned and operate. 779 00:50:40,909 --> 00:50:43,707 And you're right, they were. 780 00:50:43,707 --> 00:50:45,460 But not by me. 781 00:50:48,299 --> 00:50:52,057 Turns out Johnny here was a world-class pervert. 782 00:50:52,057 --> 00:50:53,810 I like to watch 'em fuck. 783 00:50:53,810 --> 00:50:56,900 - He had hidden cameras installed in every room. 784 00:50:58,027 --> 00:50:59,697 Dumb fucks don't know I'm watching. 785 00:50:59,697 --> 00:51:01,283 - And he was getting away with it for years 786 00:51:01,283 --> 00:51:02,912 until good old Chester came along 787 00:51:02,912 --> 00:51:07,087 and realized that something was rotten in the state of Denmark. 788 00:51:07,087 --> 00:51:08,590 I figured it out! 789 00:51:10,552 --> 00:51:11,721 So I confronted him about it! 790 00:51:11,721 --> 00:51:13,474 You're a bad man, John! 791 00:51:13,474 --> 00:51:16,564 And when I did, Sherrie felt the years of betrayal 792 00:51:16,564 --> 00:51:19,069 of not knowing that her husband was a pervert 793 00:51:19,069 --> 00:51:20,739 and she took out a knife. 794 00:51:20,739 --> 00:51:22,117 I'm gonna kill you! 795 00:51:22,117 --> 00:51:23,620 - And she started stabbing Johnny. 796 00:51:23,620 --> 00:51:25,456 Not if I kill you first, bitch! 797 00:51:25,456 --> 00:51:27,335 - And he started strangling her. 798 00:51:27,335 --> 00:51:29,256 And there they were, both of them, 799 00:51:29,256 --> 00:51:33,598 intertwined in this... embrace of death. 800 00:51:36,688 --> 00:51:37,940 Killing each other. 801 00:51:41,823 --> 00:51:43,952 It was the most honest expression of marriage 802 00:51:43,952 --> 00:51:46,248 I've ever seen in my life. 803 00:51:50,632 --> 00:51:54,389 But you gotta believe I didn't have anything to do with it. 804 00:51:56,728 --> 00:51:58,147 Do you believe me? 805 00:52:01,528 --> 00:52:03,909 - Yeah, I believe you, Chester. 806 00:52:06,288 --> 00:52:08,794 Let's get you that drink, huh? 807 00:52:08,794 --> 00:52:11,883 - I knew there was a reason I liked this girl. 808 00:52:18,229 --> 00:52:19,732 Shots all around. 809 00:52:21,485 --> 00:52:25,284 Well, you're not gonna make me drink this by myself. 810 00:52:25,284 --> 00:52:26,913 Hmm? 811 00:52:31,673 --> 00:52:33,133 - I was right. 812 00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:35,054 What was it that Gerald said? 813 00:52:35,054 --> 00:52:38,060 It's rude to leave a drink that... 814 00:52:38,060 --> 00:52:39,814 someone poured for you. 815 00:52:41,943 --> 00:52:45,533 Oh, by the way, you never told me your sister's name. 816 00:52:45,533 --> 00:52:48,205 I looked on your Facebook page. 817 00:52:50,711 --> 00:52:52,171 Run! 818 00:52:54,009 --> 00:52:56,054 Fuck, my keys are in the room. 819 00:52:56,054 --> 00:52:57,558 Mine too. 820 00:52:57,558 --> 00:52:59,311 My room, my room. 821 00:52:59,311 --> 00:53:00,814 Over here. 822 00:53:00,814 --> 00:53:03,193 Oh my God. 823 00:53:03,193 --> 00:53:05,031 Fuck, where the fuck are they? 824 00:53:05,031 --> 00:53:06,659 How am I supposed to know? 825 00:53:08,078 --> 00:53:09,790 - Fuck. - No! 826 00:53:09,790 --> 00:53:11,418 Oh, shit. 827 00:53:12,462 --> 00:53:14,174 Oh my God, oh my God! 828 00:53:18,349 --> 00:53:19,810 No, no, no, no, no. 829 00:53:19,810 --> 00:53:21,104 What are you doing? 830 00:53:29,872 --> 00:53:32,210 - What? 831 00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:34,381 - He's still there. 832 00:53:38,097 --> 00:53:39,182 Oh, God. 833 00:53:39,182 --> 00:53:41,103 Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. 834 00:53:53,210 --> 00:53:54,337 - Oh, God. 835 00:54:09,492 --> 00:54:10,996 We have to warn the sheriff. 836 00:54:10,996 --> 00:54:13,167 - Fuck that, that sheriff hates me. 837 00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:18,762 - Sheriff, you have to help us! 838 00:54:18,762 --> 00:54:20,139 - Don't move. 839 00:54:20,139 --> 00:54:21,726 - What? No. 840 00:54:21,726 --> 00:54:24,272 No, no, no, it's just us from before, remember? 841 00:54:24,272 --> 00:54:26,526 - The two of you on the ground now. 842 00:54:26,526 --> 00:54:28,238 - You-- you don't understand. 843 00:54:28,238 --> 00:54:29,157 He is crazy. 844 00:54:29,157 --> 00:54:31,913 - All right, you've got to the count of three. 845 00:54:31,913 --> 00:54:34,125 One. 846 00:54:34,125 --> 00:54:35,127 Two. 847 00:54:35,127 --> 00:54:36,547 - Okay. - Three. 848 00:54:36,547 --> 00:54:38,760 Thank you for coming, Sheriff. 849 00:54:40,429 --> 00:54:42,643 - My God, sir, are you all right? 850 00:54:42,643 --> 00:54:43,519 What happened? 851 00:54:43,519 --> 00:54:45,774 - She hit me in the head with a bottle. 852 00:54:49,573 --> 00:54:53,455 - Did you hit him in the head with a bottle? 853 00:54:53,455 --> 00:54:54,959 - Yes. 854 00:54:54,959 --> 00:54:57,965 But... he killed those people in the diner, 855 00:54:57,965 --> 00:55:00,804 and-- and he killed a guy, the body's just-- 856 00:55:03,142 --> 00:55:04,937 - God damn it. 857 00:55:04,937 --> 00:55:06,189 - Oh, God. 858 00:55:06,189 --> 00:55:07,441 - I knew it was a bad idea 859 00:55:07,441 --> 00:55:08,778 not to take you in earlier. 860 00:55:08,778 --> 00:55:10,072 Face down. 861 00:55:10,072 --> 00:55:13,328 Right now, on the ground, now! 862 00:55:13,328 --> 00:55:15,457 Officer, it wasn't us. 863 00:55:15,457 --> 00:55:16,836 I'm taking you in for aiding 864 00:55:16,836 --> 00:55:18,172 and abetting an idiot. 865 00:55:22,180 --> 00:55:24,350 Hey, hey, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it! 866 00:55:24,350 --> 00:55:25,186 Larry! 867 00:55:27,190 --> 00:55:28,192 Larry! 868 00:55:28,192 --> 00:55:29,360 Stop it, stop! 869 00:55:29,360 --> 00:55:30,487 Please stop! 870 00:55:38,378 --> 00:55:40,592 - What are you laughing at? 871 00:55:40,592 --> 00:55:43,472 - I'm just fuckin' with you. 872 00:55:43,472 --> 00:55:45,434 That was priceless. 873 00:55:45,434 --> 00:55:46,562 - What are you talking about? 874 00:55:46,562 --> 00:55:47,856 - I mean, it took a lot of work 875 00:55:47,856 --> 00:55:48,816 to set this up. 876 00:55:48,816 --> 00:55:50,486 - I told you, he's a psycho! 877 00:55:50,486 --> 00:55:51,363 - Hey, shut up. 878 00:55:51,363 --> 00:55:53,367 You're gonna get your chance, all right? 879 00:56:01,634 --> 00:56:03,262 - Sheriff, are you okay? 880 00:56:03,262 --> 00:56:04,890 Are you okay, Sheriff? 881 00:56:04,890 --> 00:56:07,395 Are you okay, are you okay? 882 00:56:07,395 --> 00:56:08,146 Are you okay? 883 00:56:08,146 --> 00:56:10,276 Sheriff, Sheriff, I'll help you. 884 00:56:10,276 --> 00:56:11,737 You're okay, man. 885 00:56:12,906 --> 00:56:15,035 Sheriff, are you okay? 886 00:56:15,035 --> 00:56:16,121 It's okay. 887 00:56:16,121 --> 00:56:18,542 It's okay, it's okay. 888 00:56:18,542 --> 00:56:21,298 It's all right, it's gonna be okay. 889 00:56:21,298 --> 00:56:24,387 It's gonna be okay, it's gonna be okay. 890 00:56:27,644 --> 00:56:30,024 Well, I never killed anyone like that before. 891 00:56:31,401 --> 00:56:33,405 Larry, you gotta see this-- 892 00:56:41,171 --> 00:56:42,381 Get up, Larry. 893 00:56:44,260 --> 00:56:46,056 What the fuck are you doing? 894 00:56:46,056 --> 00:56:48,770 - My bad. - Larry, Larry, get up! 895 00:56:48,770 --> 00:56:50,565 Larry, get up. - Well, Larry, I'm sorry. 896 00:56:50,565 --> 00:56:52,526 This trigger's loose, man. 897 00:56:54,280 --> 00:56:55,825 - Leave him alone! 898 00:56:57,453 --> 00:56:59,207 Stop it, stop it! 899 00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:01,336 - No, you stop it! 900 00:57:01,336 --> 00:57:02,421 Leave him alone. 901 00:57:02,421 --> 00:57:03,465 - Larry, can I help you 902 00:57:03,465 --> 00:57:04,927 to the car, man? 903 00:57:04,927 --> 00:57:07,557 Here, I'll open the door for you. 904 00:57:09,561 --> 00:57:10,939 Larry. 905 00:57:20,583 --> 00:57:23,463 No! Stop! 906 00:57:36,489 --> 00:57:38,326 Now you. 907 00:57:48,472 --> 00:57:49,975 - Oh, God, please. 908 00:57:54,317 --> 00:57:56,362 Bang! 909 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:07,384 - Please. 910 00:58:17,029 --> 00:58:18,365 No. 911 00:58:57,067 --> 00:58:58,654 - The surgery was a success. 912 00:59:00,282 --> 00:59:02,202 Get the fuck away from me! 913 00:59:02,202 --> 00:59:04,081 Get away! 914 00:59:04,081 --> 00:59:05,710 - Rachel, where you going? 915 00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:07,729 I'm just trying to get you to the wedding on time. 916 00:59:07,729 --> 00:59:09,551 You need your keys. 917 00:59:09,551 --> 00:59:12,557 I'm trying to get you to the wedding on time. 918 00:59:23,411 --> 00:59:24,455 - Oh, God. 919 00:59:24,455 --> 00:59:25,792 Larry, are you okay? 920 00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:26,835 Oh, God. 921 00:59:26,835 --> 00:59:27,712 Oh, my God. 922 00:59:29,423 --> 00:59:31,344 - Go, go, go, go, go. - Oh, my God. 923 00:59:31,344 --> 00:59:33,599 Go, go, go, go, go. 924 00:59:33,599 --> 00:59:35,435 Go, go, go, go, go. 925 00:59:35,435 --> 00:59:37,106 Are you okay? 926 00:59:37,106 --> 00:59:38,483 Hey, hey. 927 00:59:40,988 --> 00:59:42,617 - Drive safe. 928 00:59:42,617 --> 00:59:44,996 - Fuck you, Chester! - Go, go, go, go, go, go. 929 00:59:44,996 --> 00:59:45,998 Oh God. 930 00:59:45,998 --> 00:59:47,752 He's a fucking serial killer. 931 00:59:47,752 --> 00:59:48,838 Oh, my God. 932 00:59:50,675 --> 00:59:52,344 What the fuck is that noise? 933 00:59:56,352 --> 00:59:57,605 What's happening? 934 00:59:57,605 --> 00:59:59,233 Come on! 935 00:59:59,233 --> 01:00:00,485 Oh, come on! 936 01:00:00,485 --> 01:00:02,991 What the fuck. 937 01:00:02,991 --> 01:00:04,703 Oh, God, oh, God. 938 01:00:04,703 --> 01:00:06,247 Come on, come on. 939 01:00:06,247 --> 01:00:08,126 Oh, no, come on! 940 01:00:12,594 --> 01:00:14,765 Okay, okay. 941 01:00:17,144 --> 01:00:18,146 Larry, get out. 942 01:00:18,146 --> 01:00:19,649 Come on, come on. 943 01:00:20,777 --> 01:00:22,279 - I got you. - Oh my God. 944 01:00:22,279 --> 01:00:24,533 I can't believe it fucking worked. 945 01:00:24,533 --> 01:00:25,494 - Come on, Larry. 946 01:00:25,494 --> 01:00:28,041 Oh, get up, Larry, get up! 947 01:00:28,041 --> 01:00:29,669 I'm on fire. 948 01:00:31,799 --> 01:00:33,468 Oh, God, Larry! 949 01:00:35,973 --> 01:00:37,267 - Go. 950 01:00:39,021 --> 01:00:40,232 I'm sorry. 951 01:00:41,484 --> 01:00:43,154 Hey, guys, wait up! 952 01:00:43,154 --> 01:00:45,033 - Go, go, go. 953 01:00:46,787 --> 01:00:48,916 I'm sorry. 954 01:00:58,142 --> 01:01:00,021 What the fuck are you giving him?! 955 01:01:00,021 --> 01:01:01,692 - Laughing gas, of course. 956 01:01:06,785 --> 01:01:09,958 No, no, no, no, no, don't, no, no, no! 957 01:01:09,958 --> 01:01:12,045 - Don't you fucking move! 958 01:01:12,045 --> 01:01:13,339 - No! 959 01:01:15,678 --> 01:01:17,557 No! No, no. 960 01:01:20,061 --> 01:01:21,773 One, two, three. 961 01:01:23,151 --> 01:01:24,445 Four. 962 01:01:24,445 --> 01:01:25,447 - You fucking... 963 01:01:25,447 --> 01:01:27,577 - Five. - ...monster! 964 01:01:27,577 --> 01:01:28,579 - One more is six. 965 01:01:37,054 --> 01:01:38,097 - Get off me! 966 01:01:38,097 --> 01:01:41,312 - Get off me! ♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪ 967 01:01:41,312 --> 01:01:45,236 ♪ Chester's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪ 968 01:01:49,244 --> 01:01:51,499 You should know by now, Rachel. 969 01:01:51,499 --> 01:01:54,129 I was just fucking with you. 970 01:02:38,384 --> 01:02:40,096 - Am I dead? 971 01:03:01,305 --> 01:03:05,396 ♪ We get it almost every night ♪ 972 01:03:05,396 --> 01:03:08,277 ♪ When that moon gets big and bright ♪ 973 01:03:08,277 --> 01:03:11,952 ♪ It's supernatural delight ♪ 974 01:03:11,952 --> 01:03:16,335 ♪ Everybody was dancing in the moonlight ♪ 975 01:03:16,335 --> 01:03:17,588 My friends, 976 01:03:17,588 --> 01:03:20,553 our guest of honor is awake. 977 01:03:23,432 --> 01:03:25,270 Ladies and gentlemen, 978 01:03:25,270 --> 01:03:29,444 Larry Adams! 979 01:03:29,444 --> 01:03:32,534 Larry, if you fall in, 980 01:03:32,534 --> 01:03:33,954 you're gonna drown. 981 01:03:33,954 --> 01:03:35,666 You can't move your arms yet. 982 01:03:35,666 --> 01:03:37,419 It's too soon. 983 01:03:37,419 --> 01:03:39,674 Just relax, my man. 984 01:03:39,674 --> 01:03:41,177 I won't be able to save you. 985 01:03:41,177 --> 01:03:42,470 I can't swim! 986 01:03:43,932 --> 01:03:44,851 - Who are you? 987 01:03:44,851 --> 01:03:46,187 I am Judgment. 988 01:03:46,187 --> 01:03:47,355 I am Wrath. 989 01:03:47,355 --> 01:03:48,609 And you, Larry Adams, 990 01:03:48,609 --> 01:03:50,361 have been judgmented. 991 01:03:50,361 --> 01:03:52,490 - That's not a word. - How do you know, Larry? 992 01:03:52,490 --> 01:03:53,994 Do you have a thesaurus on that raft? 993 01:03:53,994 --> 01:03:55,956 I don't feel well. 994 01:03:55,956 --> 01:03:57,000 God help me. 995 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:59,379 God is helping you, Larry. 996 01:03:59,379 --> 01:04:00,506 He loves you! 997 01:04:00,506 --> 01:04:03,555 This is the way He wants you to be. 998 01:04:03,555 --> 01:04:06,185 Welcome to my Hawaiian luau, Larry. 999 01:04:06,185 --> 01:04:09,483 You are my guest of honor. 1000 01:04:09,483 --> 01:04:11,362 Here's your golden lei. 1001 01:04:14,117 --> 01:04:16,121 Oh, God. 1002 01:04:16,121 --> 01:04:18,000 Listen, Larry. 1003 01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:19,378 I'm not gonna lie to ya, 1004 01:04:19,378 --> 01:04:22,384 I gave you a mega dose of ayahuasca... 1005 01:04:22,384 --> 01:04:24,263 and some other things. 1006 01:04:26,141 --> 01:04:29,774 You're gonna be feeling a little woozy. 1007 01:04:32,237 --> 01:04:33,865 You okay, man? 1008 01:04:33,865 --> 01:04:35,619 - Who am I? 1009 01:04:35,619 --> 01:04:36,871 That's why we're all 1010 01:04:36,871 --> 01:04:38,124 gathered here tonight, 1011 01:04:38,124 --> 01:04:40,295 to find out who you really are. 1012 01:04:40,295 --> 01:04:42,507 You're in a very safe space, man. 1013 01:04:42,507 --> 01:04:44,219 I'm a trained shaman. 1014 01:04:44,219 --> 01:04:45,723 Where's Rachel? 1015 01:04:45,723 --> 01:04:47,768 - Oh, Rachel's fine, man. 1016 01:04:47,768 --> 01:04:49,856 She's just changing into her bathing suit. 1017 01:04:49,856 --> 01:04:51,609 Perhaps we can go check on her. 1018 01:04:51,609 --> 01:04:54,406 Let's put the ceremony on pause. 1019 01:04:54,406 --> 01:04:55,909 Listen, Lar-Bear, 1020 01:04:55,909 --> 01:04:58,874 there's one more thing I need for you to do. 1021 01:04:58,874 --> 01:05:02,798 It's very important for your transition. 1022 01:05:02,798 --> 01:05:06,556 - Okay, what is it? 1023 01:05:06,556 --> 01:05:08,560 - You kinda fucked things up for me tonight, 1024 01:05:08,560 --> 01:05:11,148 if I'm being honest. 1025 01:05:11,148 --> 01:05:12,902 I had a fun evening planned, 1026 01:05:12,902 --> 01:05:15,574 and then you came along. 1027 01:05:15,574 --> 01:05:18,955 You're the rarest of things. 1028 01:05:18,955 --> 01:05:20,709 - What do you mean? 1029 01:05:22,462 --> 01:05:23,840 - Understand this: 1030 01:05:23,840 --> 01:05:27,430 You're a man completely devoid of a sense of humor. 1031 01:05:27,430 --> 01:05:31,063 You're a dour curmudgeon with a scorpion sting. 1032 01:05:36,156 --> 01:05:38,787 You're the April Fool. 1033 01:05:40,582 --> 01:05:43,839 - I am. 1034 01:05:43,839 --> 01:05:45,174 I know I am. 1035 01:05:45,174 --> 01:05:47,345 - I want you to tell me, 1036 01:05:47,345 --> 01:05:50,226 in all your newfound, drug-addled glory, 1037 01:05:50,226 --> 01:05:51,813 who you really are. 1038 01:05:51,813 --> 01:05:54,610 Tell me who Larry Adams is. 1039 01:05:54,610 --> 01:05:58,117 Not the bullshit duality that you hide behind, 1040 01:05:58,117 --> 01:06:00,998 not the mask you present to the world, 1041 01:06:00,998 --> 01:06:03,502 but the real you. 1042 01:06:03,502 --> 01:06:05,465 The real you. 1043 01:06:07,469 --> 01:06:08,680 - Okay. 1044 01:06:08,680 --> 01:06:10,099 - Good boy. 1045 01:06:25,213 --> 01:06:26,633 What do you think? 1046 01:06:26,633 --> 01:06:28,511 On the bed? 1047 01:06:28,511 --> 01:06:30,223 - I don't know. 1048 01:06:30,223 --> 01:06:32,268 - Yeah, on the bed. 1049 01:06:34,523 --> 01:06:37,678 Sorry, I'm not much of a camera guy. 1050 01:06:37,678 --> 01:06:39,118 Okay. 1051 01:06:40,535 --> 01:06:42,790 - Okay, I'm ready, I think. 1052 01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:48,175 - So, let the truth surge through you. 1053 01:06:51,515 --> 01:06:56,024 Tell us both who you really... are. 1054 01:06:57,026 --> 01:06:59,657 And action. 1055 01:07:01,744 --> 01:07:04,291 - I'm a troll. 1056 01:07:06,545 --> 01:07:08,633 I... 1057 01:07:08,633 --> 01:07:11,430 Literally, I'm a troll. 1058 01:07:16,774 --> 01:07:19,029 I mean, on the outside, I'm-- 1059 01:07:19,029 --> 01:07:23,537 I'm nice, I'm... meek, 1060 01:07:23,537 --> 01:07:26,794 I'm affable, 1061 01:07:26,794 --> 01:07:30,051 but on the inside, 1062 01:07:30,051 --> 01:07:33,683 my heart is full of bitterness. 1063 01:07:37,691 --> 01:07:40,906 I've never fit in. 1064 01:07:40,906 --> 01:07:42,951 I'm on the other side of the glass, 1065 01:07:42,951 --> 01:07:44,287 always looking in. 1066 01:07:44,287 --> 01:07:48,212 This is fantastic, man. 1067 01:07:48,212 --> 01:07:50,717 Let it out. 1068 01:07:50,717 --> 01:07:52,596 Continue. 1069 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:57,690 - You know, when I was young, 1070 01:07:57,690 --> 01:08:01,238 I just-- I never had the ability to talk to other kids. 1071 01:08:03,117 --> 01:08:05,580 I never knew what to say. 1072 01:08:08,377 --> 01:08:12,970 It's like I'm a prisoner in my own head, 1073 01:08:12,970 --> 01:08:15,851 and it makes me hate people. 1074 01:08:20,151 --> 01:08:21,654 So... 1075 01:08:25,411 --> 01:08:27,916 I created ProgrammingFlaw. 1076 01:08:29,127 --> 01:08:32,760 He could do all the things that I never could. 1077 01:08:32,760 --> 01:08:35,557 I could be free. 1078 01:08:35,557 --> 01:08:38,563 He can destroy people with a single push of a button. 1079 01:08:38,563 --> 01:08:40,065 - Sounds like a hell of a guy! 1080 01:08:40,065 --> 01:08:42,445 Oh, he is. 1081 01:08:42,445 --> 01:08:45,326 He's formidable. 1082 01:08:45,326 --> 01:08:47,664 He's everything that I'm not, 1083 01:08:47,664 --> 01:08:50,461 and he's the only one who ever had my back, 1084 01:08:50,461 --> 01:08:51,964 Rachel aside. 1085 01:08:54,385 --> 01:08:57,517 - Thank God you have her. 1086 01:08:57,517 --> 01:09:01,274 Deep down in my soul, 1087 01:09:01,274 --> 01:09:03,195 I know who I am. 1088 01:09:07,203 --> 01:09:08,706 - So who are you? 1089 01:09:12,213 --> 01:09:14,927 I'm ProgrammingFlaw. 1090 01:09:21,983 --> 01:09:23,235 - Scene. 1091 01:09:28,621 --> 01:09:30,332 Lay it on me, man. 1092 01:09:41,689 --> 01:09:44,235 - We're beyond handshakes. 1093 01:09:48,493 --> 01:09:51,876 - You fully embrace the real powerful you. 1094 01:09:56,844 --> 01:10:00,225 I'm proud of you, Flaw. 1095 01:10:00,225 --> 01:10:02,396 You did it! 1096 01:10:21,518 --> 01:10:23,898 - Hey, can I see Rachel now? 1097 01:10:27,530 --> 01:10:29,033 - Here's the deal. 1098 01:10:30,536 --> 01:10:32,164 For every action, 1099 01:10:32,164 --> 01:10:34,920 there's an equal and opposite reaction. 1100 01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:36,924 Newton's third law of motion. 1101 01:10:36,924 --> 01:10:38,761 Rachel would call it karma, 1102 01:10:38,761 --> 01:10:40,055 Larry would call it payback, 1103 01:10:40,055 --> 01:10:42,686 I'll just call it fucking funny, man. 1104 01:10:51,954 --> 01:10:54,585 Rachel, come on out! 1105 01:10:56,212 --> 01:10:57,841 She's just in there. 1106 01:11:05,314 --> 01:11:08,946 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! 1107 01:11:10,157 --> 01:11:12,453 No, no, no. 1108 01:11:12,453 --> 01:11:14,457 No! 1109 01:11:14,457 --> 01:11:17,088 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1110 01:11:20,720 --> 01:11:23,601 No, no, no, no, no! 1111 01:11:23,601 --> 01:11:25,104 Rachel! 1112 01:11:25,104 --> 01:11:27,818 Rachel, Rachel, Rachel. 1113 01:11:29,613 --> 01:11:32,201 No! 1114 01:11:34,748 --> 01:11:37,629 You said she was okay. 1115 01:11:37,629 --> 01:11:40,342 You promised me. 1116 01:11:45,310 --> 01:11:46,856 - The transition wouldn't have 1117 01:11:46,856 --> 01:11:49,068 worked otherwise, PFlaw. 1118 01:11:49,068 --> 01:11:52,617 You wouldn't have learned anything. 1119 01:11:52,617 --> 01:11:54,120 - Why? 1120 01:11:57,752 --> 01:11:59,505 - Why not? 1121 01:12:09,902 --> 01:12:12,908 You want to know what's even funnier than this? 1122 01:12:12,908 --> 01:12:15,287 I just posted your pathetic confession 1123 01:12:15,287 --> 01:12:20,005 and sappy letter to Cindy on the wedding forum. 1124 01:12:20,005 --> 01:12:22,009 Comment highlights: 1125 01:12:22,009 --> 01:12:23,261 "Pathetic note, bitch. 1126 01:12:23,261 --> 01:12:26,017 Of course she'd never marry you. 1127 01:12:26,017 --> 01:12:28,271 Get a life, freak. 1128 01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,234 What's wrong with you?" 1129 01:12:31,904 --> 01:12:33,908 "You're just really pathetic." 1130 01:12:35,662 --> 01:12:37,791 Oh, here's a good one. 1131 01:12:37,791 --> 01:12:39,043 It just says, "Die." 1132 01:12:41,297 --> 01:12:45,055 And here's one from Cindy herself. 1133 01:12:45,055 --> 01:12:46,934 Ready? 1134 01:12:46,934 --> 01:12:48,186 "You are a monster..." 1135 01:12:48,186 --> 01:12:49,690 ...a monster. 1136 01:12:49,690 --> 01:12:51,067 I never even liked you. 1137 01:12:51,067 --> 01:12:52,570 "You're pathetic." 1138 01:12:52,570 --> 01:12:54,282 Wow! 1139 01:12:54,282 --> 01:12:56,829 She really hates you, Lar-Bear. 1140 01:13:13,696 --> 01:13:14,906 What? 1141 01:13:22,212 --> 01:13:23,591 - Do you know what? 1142 01:13:28,934 --> 01:13:30,938 I was wrong about you. 1143 01:13:33,611 --> 01:13:36,491 Oh my God, you are funny. 1144 01:13:36,491 --> 01:13:37,952 I mean, I... 1145 01:13:38,996 --> 01:13:43,129 I mean, I-- I see it, man, I get it all now. 1146 01:13:43,129 --> 01:13:46,469 All of this was genius. 1147 01:13:48,473 --> 01:13:51,229 I mean, you're like Mozart, man. 1148 01:13:51,229 --> 01:13:53,818 You're like the Mozart of comedy. 1149 01:13:56,239 --> 01:13:59,120 - I've been waiting all night for you to say that. 1150 01:13:59,120 --> 01:14:00,623 - You're hilarious. 1151 01:14:01,875 --> 01:14:03,879 I mean, you're a funny fucker. 1152 01:14:06,384 --> 01:14:10,517 I mean, those guys, Gerald and the Sheriff, 1153 01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:11,979 what is wrong with them? 1154 01:14:11,979 --> 01:14:14,483 They should've been laughing too, man. 1155 01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:16,154 Oh my God, that dead couple? 1156 01:14:16,154 --> 01:14:18,909 I mean, they just flat-out deserved it. 1157 01:14:22,667 --> 01:14:26,174 Oh, wait, are you filming this right now? 1158 01:14:27,426 --> 01:14:28,596 Oh, we serial killers 1159 01:14:28,596 --> 01:14:30,140 like to keep souvenirs. 1160 01:14:33,021 --> 01:14:35,735 PFlaw, you're a breath of fresh air 1161 01:14:35,735 --> 01:14:37,529 in a slaughterhouse. 1162 01:14:39,910 --> 01:14:40,995 Ahh. 1163 01:14:42,790 --> 01:14:47,382 But all good things must come to an end. 1164 01:14:47,382 --> 01:14:48,802 Any last requests? 1165 01:14:52,560 --> 01:14:53,687 - Well... 1166 01:14:55,065 --> 01:14:56,944 I don't want to die here. 1167 01:14:58,656 --> 01:15:01,160 I mean, I don't want to live anymore. 1168 01:15:02,705 --> 01:15:05,085 I don't want to die here. 1169 01:15:07,715 --> 01:15:10,805 Let's go to the wedding. 1170 01:15:10,805 --> 01:15:12,809 Huh? 1171 01:15:12,809 --> 01:15:14,186 All three of us. 1172 01:15:17,777 --> 01:15:19,446 I mean, there's-- there's a hill 1173 01:15:19,446 --> 01:15:22,077 overlooking the festivities. 1174 01:15:22,077 --> 01:15:25,333 I mean, imagine the look on their dumbass faces 1175 01:15:25,333 --> 01:15:27,045 when we rock up. 1176 01:15:27,045 --> 01:15:28,716 I mean, just me and Rachel, dead, 1177 01:15:28,716 --> 01:15:31,847 just tumbling down a hill towards them. 1178 01:15:34,853 --> 01:15:35,855 Now that... 1179 01:15:40,322 --> 01:15:42,367 That would be fucking hilarious. 1180 01:15:43,494 --> 01:15:45,833 - Are you just fucking with me? 1181 01:15:49,506 --> 01:15:51,553 - You tell me. 1182 01:16:04,453 --> 01:16:05,497 - Where you going? 1183 01:16:06,958 --> 01:16:08,587 - Let's take Rachel's car. 1184 01:16:10,006 --> 01:16:12,344 I'll drive. 1185 01:16:12,344 --> 01:16:16,519 - You want to drive? - Oh, come on, Chester. 1186 01:16:16,519 --> 01:16:19,400 Rachel would never let you drive her car. 1187 01:16:19,400 --> 01:16:21,529 Rachel! Rachel! 1188 01:16:21,529 --> 01:16:24,410 Would you let Chester drive your car? 1189 01:16:24,410 --> 01:16:26,414 Rachel says, "No fucking way." 1190 01:16:27,917 --> 01:16:29,253 Come on, Chester. 1191 01:16:29,253 --> 01:16:31,298 Your aura seems a little jumbled. 1192 01:16:34,471 --> 01:16:38,104 Look, man, I just wanted to say, 1193 01:16:38,104 --> 01:16:40,609 thank you for everything. 1194 01:16:41,611 --> 01:16:42,780 Keys. 1195 01:16:44,617 --> 01:16:45,619 Let's roll. 1196 01:16:45,619 --> 01:16:48,291 I'll fuck anything that moves! 1197 01:16:49,919 --> 01:16:51,297 Or doesn't move. 1198 01:16:51,297 --> 01:16:52,675 Sorry, Rachel. 1199 01:16:55,556 --> 01:16:56,933 ♪ Get your face wrapped up ♪ 1200 01:16:56,933 --> 01:16:58,436 ♪ Smacked up, we hold it down ♪ 1201 01:16:58,436 --> 01:17:01,442 ♪ Drag you in the gym and I plan to cut that ass down ♪ 1202 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:03,947 ♪ Metal shards, my blade slicing your windpipe ♪ 1203 01:17:03,947 --> 01:17:08,289 ♪ Strobe lights flashing, fury's blinding my eyesight ♪ 1204 01:17:08,289 --> 01:17:09,959 Rachel, do you have to pee? 1205 01:17:27,202 --> 01:17:29,331 - Chester, can I tell you a joke? 1206 01:17:29,331 --> 01:17:31,460 - Absolutely, man. 1207 01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,590 - So there's these two idiots, 1208 01:17:33,590 --> 01:17:37,180 and they're driving down the road. 1209 01:17:37,180 --> 01:17:38,934 And? 1210 01:17:38,934 --> 01:17:42,482 - Okay, and they're called Larry and Chester. 1211 01:17:43,861 --> 01:17:46,365 And Larry's sister is sittin' in the back, 1212 01:17:46,365 --> 01:17:48,202 woop, not sayin' a word. 1213 01:17:49,121 --> 01:17:50,456 - I like it already. 1214 01:17:50,456 --> 01:17:52,879 Rachel, be quiet for the punchline, okay? 1215 01:17:57,722 --> 01:18:00,978 - And then Larry says to Chester, 1216 01:18:00,978 --> 01:18:03,984 "If you could be anything in the world right now, 1217 01:18:03,984 --> 01:18:05,361 what would you be?" 1218 01:18:05,361 --> 01:18:07,867 And-- and Chester replies, 1219 01:18:07,867 --> 01:18:10,246 "Well, I don't know, what would I be? 1220 01:18:10,246 --> 01:18:12,208 - I don't know, what would I be? 1221 01:18:15,131 --> 01:18:17,385 - "Well," says Larry, 1222 01:18:17,385 --> 01:18:20,016 "you'd be Rachel's dog." 1223 01:18:22,772 --> 01:18:24,274 - Rachel's dog? 1224 01:18:25,986 --> 01:18:27,907 Yeah, that's right. 1225 01:18:27,907 --> 01:18:31,665 Chester would be Rachel's dog, Hercules. 1226 01:18:39,513 --> 01:18:41,266 Now Chester says, 1227 01:18:41,266 --> 01:18:44,398 "W-why would I be Hercules?" 1228 01:18:44,398 --> 01:18:46,903 - W-why would I be Hercules? 1229 01:18:46,903 --> 01:18:48,489 - "Well," says Larry, 1230 01:18:48,489 --> 01:18:50,911 "Rachel just loved Hercules so much 1231 01:18:50,911 --> 01:18:53,416 that she had him ride up front with her 1232 01:18:53,416 --> 01:18:55,294 in the passenger seat." 1233 01:18:55,294 --> 01:18:58,384 In fact, just right there in your seat right there. 1234 01:18:58,384 --> 01:19:00,304 Oh, you're so thoughtful, Rachel. 1235 01:19:00,304 --> 01:19:02,392 I mean, it wasn't exactly legal, 1236 01:19:02,392 --> 01:19:05,189 but she just loved that dog so much. 1237 01:19:05,189 --> 01:19:07,444 - Yeah? - Yeah, yeah. 1238 01:19:07,444 --> 01:19:11,410 Almost as much as she loved me. 1239 01:19:11,410 --> 01:19:14,082 She always wanted to keep him safe. 1240 01:19:14,082 --> 01:19:19,468 So, she made an alteration to the car! 1241 01:19:29,321 --> 01:19:31,033 - What's the punchline, Larry? 1242 01:19:31,033 --> 01:19:32,828 - What's the punchline? 1243 01:19:32,828 --> 01:19:34,206 Oh, Chester. 1244 01:19:35,416 --> 01:19:38,548 The punchline is that because of Hercules 1245 01:19:40,426 --> 01:19:43,809 Rachel disabled the airbags on one side of the car, 1246 01:19:43,809 --> 01:19:45,729 Chester's side of the car. 1247 01:19:48,359 --> 01:19:51,699 Now I'm gonna drive us into a fucking wall. 1248 01:19:51,699 --> 01:19:53,327 - You wouldn't, Larry. 1249 01:19:53,327 --> 01:19:54,371 You're right. 1250 01:19:54,371 --> 01:19:57,753 Larry wouldn't have the balls. 1251 01:19:57,753 --> 01:19:59,506 But I'm ProgrammingFlaw. 1252 01:20:10,069 --> 01:20:11,196 To the beautiful sound 1253 01:20:11,196 --> 01:20:12,575 of laughter. 1254 01:20:33,658 --> 01:20:35,746 ♪ Yo, blood spray and the blood splatter ♪ 1255 01:20:35,746 --> 01:20:36,998 ♪ She loves the way I'm looking 1256 01:20:36,998 --> 01:20:38,627 when I come and the paint splatters ♪ 1257 01:20:38,627 --> 01:20:41,006 ♪ She's an open book that I can read but I'd rather fuck ♪ 1258 01:20:41,006 --> 01:20:43,510 ♪ I don't want to talk no more, I just want to nut ♪ 1259 01:20:43,510 --> 01:20:46,016 ♪ This is where we both hold hands to the bitter end ♪ 1260 01:20:46,016 --> 01:20:47,645 ♪ But fuck that, let's walk through hell 1261 01:20:47,645 --> 01:20:49,022 to see how this ends ♪ 1262 01:20:49,022 --> 01:20:51,109 ♪ Now I'm staring at myself in the broken glass ♪ 1263 01:20:51,109 --> 01:20:52,655 ♪ Thinking how I let you slip away, 1264 01:20:52,655 --> 01:20:54,032 I'm still wanting that ass ♪ 1265 01:20:54,032 --> 01:20:56,119 ♪ If I get one more time, I'll let you know ♪ 1266 01:20:56,119 --> 01:20:58,540 ♪ How I want to kill everything that you try to grow ♪ 1267 01:20:58,540 --> 01:21:01,171 ♪ How I want to fuck every part of your wretched soul ♪ 1268 01:21:01,171 --> 01:21:03,677 ♪ How I want to break you inside and make it slow ♪ 1269 01:21:03,677 --> 01:21:06,181 ♪ I ain't got a gun in my hand, just fucking raw ♪ 1270 01:21:06,181 --> 01:21:07,893 ♪ She ain't got a bullet in the chamber 1271 01:21:07,893 --> 01:21:09,187 but she got all sheen ♪ 1272 01:21:09,187 --> 01:21:11,191 ♪ Gotta beg me to come disassemble her ♪ 1273 01:21:11,191 --> 01:21:13,822 ♪ When she wants a man, I'm the one that convinces her ♪ 1274 01:21:13,822 --> 01:21:16,326 ♪ So take it in your mouth, baby doll, this is elegance ♪ 1275 01:21:16,326 --> 01:21:18,832 ♪ Watch it as the world burns in this irrelevance ♪ 1276 01:21:18,832 --> 01:21:19,917 ♪ If we could die together, 1277 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:21,336 free the blood of the excellence ♪ 1278 01:21:21,336 --> 01:21:24,217 ♪ Girl, 'cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1279 01:21:24,217 --> 01:21:26,764 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1280 01:21:26,764 --> 01:21:29,311 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1281 01:21:29,311 --> 01:21:31,899 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1282 01:21:31,899 --> 01:21:35,072 ♪ With the blood that you spilled ♪ 1283 01:21:35,072 --> 01:21:36,576 ♪ We the bosses, make 'em black ♪ 1284 01:21:36,576 --> 01:21:39,080 ♪ Flooding my intensity and dive in your hornet's nest ♪ 1285 01:21:39,080 --> 01:21:40,166 ♪ I love you till it burns, 1286 01:21:40,166 --> 01:21:41,586 that's the part that can kill us both ♪ 1287 01:21:41,586 --> 01:21:44,424 ♪ To blow apart our particles and lower this overdose ♪ 1288 01:21:44,424 --> 01:21:46,929 ♪ I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1289 01:21:46,929 --> 01:21:49,476 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1290 01:21:49,476 --> 01:21:52,106 ♪ 'Cause I'm hellbound, that or I'm heaven-sent ♪ 1291 01:21:52,106 --> 01:21:55,237 ♪ With the blood that you spilled ♪ 1292 01:21:59,245 --> 01:22:01,249 I'm just fucking with you.