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[Guests applauding
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[Rock music plays]
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Hey!
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What, are you leaving
already, man?
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What the dick?
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Yeah, I'm
just packing up.
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RANDY: No, no, no.
It's an open bar, man!
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We're drinkin' tonight!
We're gettin' wasted, come on!
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No, I'm gonna head home.
I'm out.
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Look, I already
did four shots,
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plus the beers in the car,
plus I'm drinking red wine now!
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Look, the groom wants us
to do shots with him!
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He just said, 'Come get, uh...
the other guy, we'll do shots.'
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He'll be disappointed.
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See, the other guy,
he doesn't even know my name.
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We're not part of this, Randy.
I'm gonna go.
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No, we're part of
this magic, man.
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We've captured the
history on the camera.
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Maybe we can
grab a beer next week.
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[Car door slams]
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[Car starts]
[Music plays on radio]
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♪ On the track
with the wind at my back ♪
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♪ Move slow
like a heart attack ♪
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♪ Like I feel it creeping
like I'm six feet deep ♪
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♪ And all I wanna do is sleep ♪
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♪ And I don't wanna
win anything ♪
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♪ Every race will end ♪
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♪ I don't wanna win anything ♪
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♪ Every race will end ♪
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KID ON TV: I always
go to school!
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MAN ON TV: I don't like
what I'm hearing from you!
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You know, you're starting to
sound like one of those kids
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they do after-school
specials about!
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[Alex laughs]
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[Laugh track on TV]
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KID ON TV: Oh, Dad,
come on!
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I really think you take--
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[TV playing quietly]
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JUSTIN: I gotta go.
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I'm running late already,
so I gotta go.
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Um...
Go to bed, okay?
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How's school?
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You studying for
all your exams?
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JUSTIN: Yeah, um,
school's great.
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School's really great.
I'm doing really well.
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The professors really like me.
I'm on the...
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I'm on the Dean's list.
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I have a big exam in computer,
uh, internet... theory,
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and I think I'm
gonna do really well.
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And, uh, very popular.
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Why you sweeping?
Stop-- stop sweeping.
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It's okay.
You can stop sweeping.
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That's okay, I'll do it.
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When will Linda
be home from work?
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Aunt Linda's been
dead for 20 years,
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Grandma, remember?
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GRANDMA: Oh, yes.
JUSTIN: Remember?
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GRANDMA: Right.
JUSTIN: Okay.
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GRANDMA: What a shame.
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I'm sorry,
I'm very late, okay?
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GRANDMA: That's a shame.
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Um...
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Selena will be here
in the morning for you, okay?
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GRANDMA: Mmm.
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Okay, I really gotta go.
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I'm late, I'm sorry.
I love you, okay?
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[Music plays on video]
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Ah, I've seen enough.
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All right, you want
my honest opinion?
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It's got some...
some chiselling to do.
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It's long.
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God, I wonder if we can...
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rotoscope out
some of those, uh...
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Christmas lights you see
in the background,
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and change their, uh,
intensity.
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I kinda thought
we were at the...
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TOM: Right.
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Because I did the notes before,
I thought this was--
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TOM: Well, listen,
the point is,
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I think it's
in a great place.
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As far as a rough cut goes,
I think we're in good shape.
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I'm very happy.
ALEX: Yeah... Cool.
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I'm thrilled.
I'm absolutely thrilled.
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And I know the client's
gonna be over the moon.
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They're not even gonna
notice some of that stuff
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I'm talking about.
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But I'm talking about stuff
that's gonna make it better
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for us, 'cause we're the ones,
we gotta live with it.
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Right?
We have to live with this.
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We gotta sleep at night.
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[Sighs heavily]
Ooh, boy...
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I wanted to ask you--
sorry, before...
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So, um, you said
that I would get...
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you could give me the...
the money.
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I did the-- like, just
the rental of the equipment
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and stuff like that
for this.
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Alex, we need
to have a talk.
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We gotta re-think things,
me and you.
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Will I get paid today?
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You wanna talk business?
You wanna talk money?
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You wanna get into it?
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ALEX: I would just
like to know--
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Let's talk in my office.
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This is the creative zone.
This is the editing suite.
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This is the post house.
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I need you...
on this side of the table.
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I don't mix business
and pleasure.
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[Alex sighs]
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TOM: [Singing] ♪ Don't mix
business with pleasure... ♪
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♪ Don't mix... ♪
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Sorry, I gotta
get this down.
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♪ Yes, I don't mix... ♪
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D... A...
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Of course it's an A.
Rock n' roll key.
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[Strums guitar]
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♪ Don't mix business
and pleasure ♪
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Go down...
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♪ Don't mix business
and pleasure ♪
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[Guitar solo]
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[Guitar solo]
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♪ Don't mix... ♪
Whoa, kinda bluesy, swampy.
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ALEX: Yeah.
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♪ Swampy...
boo--m boo--m ♪
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[Taps guitar]
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♪ Don't mix business ♪
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♪ And pleasure, mmm... ♪
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Yeah, so if we could--
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[Tom strums guitar]
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♪ Don't mix
business and... ♪
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All right.
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Let's have...
[Clears throat]
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Let's have the talk,
all right?
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ALEX: Mhmm.
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TOM: Business sucks,
all right?
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This business is crumbling.
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People are gettin' divorced,
there's not as many weddings,
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people are waiting...
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There's these kids
comin' outta high school,
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takin' iPhones, and goin'
there and shootin' 'em
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for 500 bucks!
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I mean, that's putting
us out of business.
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They're undercutting
what we do.
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I mean, how am I supposed
to survive on that?
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Yeah, 'cause I'm actually
really struggling
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financially too, I--
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We're all struggling,
trust me.
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ALEX: I just have
to pay my rent.
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Believe me, we're
all in the same boat.
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But there are things happening
you don't even know.
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There's things in the works.
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I'm making deals,
I got phone calls to make.
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When I ask you to
step up to the plate,
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I expect you to swing.
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And not say, 'Can I get my,
uh, two dollars now?'
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What are you, the paper boy?
Grow some balls!
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ALEX: I-I just--
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TOM: I thought we were here
to play the big game!
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I know that clients
pay you, though,
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and if I could just get--
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Listen, we got operating costs
you have no idea about, okay?
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ALEX: Yeah.
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What it takes
to make this thing run
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is way above your
pay grade, my friend!
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Because today, if you
said I'd drop off the video,
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then you said I would
pick up a cheque.
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No, I did not say that.
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You're putting words
in my mouth.
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How dare you do that?
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ALEX: Well, you said
I'd get paid.
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Yeah, you will get paid.
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I'm about to pay you
in some information, okay?
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Mexico!
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M-Mexico?
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[Imitating Alex]
'Huh? Huh?'
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'Mexico? What?
Mexico?'
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ALEX: I don't know
what you...
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TOM: What do think I mean?
What business are we in?
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We make wedding videos!
ALEX: Yeah.
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I'm sending you to Mexico
for a destination wedding!
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Oh, cool.
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TOM: Yeah, I got it
all set up.
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ALEX: Oh...
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This guy Mike,
he's paying for you
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to come down
to San Gran Domin...
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Well, how much
is he paying--
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TOM: Gran Domingo Mexico.
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How much is he paying me?
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He's paying for
the whole deal!
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He's got the airfare
taken care of,
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the hotels-- and these hotels,
I'm tellin' you,
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all the accommodations
are paid for,
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you get free drinks, free meals.
ALEX: Wow.
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TOM: Because what we're
gonna do is make the best
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wedding video that's
ever been made.
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A insane, beautiful,
sexy video.
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We're gonna use it as a demo.
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That's what we're gonna
push out there,
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that's what's gonna
put us back on top,
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'cause we're gonna
be the guys that know how
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to go down to Mexico,
down to wherever,
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down to these
destination weddings,
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and make it happen!
ALEX: Okay.
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TOM: All right?
ALEX: Yeah.
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In terms of photographers...
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who are you thinkin'
of bringing, Randy?
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ALEX: Uh... Randy's fine.
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Randy's probably
my best friend.
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We grew up together.
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He was there when
I broke my neck.
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ALEX: He seems... nice.
TOM: Yeah.
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He's too old-school, man.
We need some new dogs.
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I wanna get somebody
in there that's comin' from
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the underground,
somebody really out there,
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someone insane.
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ALEX: I know a guy.
TOM: Black guy?
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He's... he's white,
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but he's got
a real urban vibe.
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Absolutely, sir, I can
definitely help you with that!
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It'll just be one moment
while I make that change.
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Can I place you hold?
Okay.
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[Whispers] Oh, I can't do this,
I can't do this,
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I can't do this,
I can't do this, I can't--
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You can do this,
you can do this,
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you can do this,
you can do this,
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you can do this,
okay, yes, okay, yes,
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okay, yes, it's all good,
it's all good...
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Okay, I've made that change!
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Is there anything else
I can help you with?
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Okay, have a good one.
Okay, buh-bye.
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[Cell phone buzzes]
256
00:11:22,549 --> 00:11:23,815
Yo.
257
00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,316
Hey, do you wanna
go to Mexico next week?
258
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:28,086
[Laughs] What?
What are you talking about?
259
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,120
ALEX: I'm shooting a wedding.
260
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:30,121
I get to pick
my own photographer.
261
00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:31,389
Yeah, so what?
262
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:32,657
We should do it.
Let's do it!
263
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:33,858
JUSTIN: What, you want...
264
00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:34,959
you want me to be
the photographer?
265
00:11:35,027 --> 00:11:37,161
Yes, obviously.
266
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,563
Obviously?
Is it obvious?
267
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:39,997
I don't know anything
about photography.
268
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,365
I've never even
Instagrammed anything.
269
00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:42,567
Everybody Instagrams.
270
00:11:42,635 --> 00:11:43,935
My mom has an
Instagram account.
271
00:11:44,003 --> 00:11:45,470
She has a bunch of followers.
272
00:11:45,472 --> 00:11:47,071
I think Instagram might even
be over, actually, is it over?
273
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:47,972
I think I might've missed
the boat on that.
274
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,007
Oh, shit!
275
00:11:49,075 --> 00:11:50,575
Hello?
Hello?
276
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:53,411
[Keyboard clicking]
277
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,822
JUSTIN: Hey.
Hi.
278
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:06,491
JENNA: Hey!
JUSTIN: Hi.
279
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:07,759
How's it goin'?
280
00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:08,893
Good.
281
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:11,062
JENNA: Nice to see you.
282
00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:12,197
How you been?
283
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:13,565
Good, good.
284
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:15,033
[Clears throat]
How have you been?
285
00:12:15,101 --> 00:12:16,134
Pretty good.
286
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:17,702
JUSTIN: Good.
JENNA: Yeah.
287
00:12:17,770 --> 00:12:19,270
JUSTIN: Just getting home.
Uh, what are you doing here?
288
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:20,605
JENNA: From work?
JUSTIN: Yeah.
289
00:12:20,673 --> 00:12:21,639
JENNA: How was it?
290
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:22,907
Shitty.
291
00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,575
[Jenna laughs]
JUSTIN: Do you wanna come in?
292
00:12:24,578 --> 00:12:25,910
Uh, no.
293
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:27,278
You sure?
JENNA: Yeah, that's cool.
294
00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:28,446
What are you-- you sure?
295
00:12:28,448 --> 00:12:29,814
JENNA: Yeah.
I have to be on my way---
296
00:12:29,883 --> 00:12:30,848
JUSTIN: You don't wanna
come in and say hi
297
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:31,983
to Grandma or something?
298
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,184
She's probably
sleeping, actually,
299
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,418
but she probably would
like to see you.
300
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:35,920
JENNA: No.
301
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:36,988
We could wake her up and
have a party or something.
302
00:12:37,056 --> 00:12:38,222
[Laughs]
How is she?
303
00:12:38,291 --> 00:12:39,690
She's good.
She's fine.
304
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:41,359
She's, uh... same old.
You know, she's...
305
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,660
JENNA: Yeah.
306
00:12:42,728 --> 00:12:44,328
It is what it is.
307
00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:46,531
What are you doing?
What's... what's new?
308
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,266
JENNA: Not a whole lot.
309
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,268
I've been going to
the aquarium a lot.
310
00:12:50,336 --> 00:12:51,636
JUSTIN: Oh, really?
JENNA: Yeah.
311
00:12:51,638 --> 00:12:53,271
What's in the aquarium?
312
00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:55,540
Just like, bottom-feeding,
like, starfish and stuff?
313
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,441
JENNA: Horseshoe crabs, and--
JUSTIN: Horseshoe crabs?
314
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:58,610
JENNA: Yeah... Do you know
anything about horseshoe crabs?
315
00:12:58,678 --> 00:12:59,944
No.
316
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:02,213
It's, like,
there's a female one,
317
00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,948
and the female ones
are massive...
318
00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:05,416
JUSTIN: Oh, okay.
319
00:13:05,418 --> 00:13:06,818
And then the
male ones are tiny,
320
00:13:06,886 --> 00:13:08,886
and the male ones just like--
they're like,
321
00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,888
billions of years--
maybe millions,
322
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:11,990
I don't know how old.
323
00:13:12,058 --> 00:13:13,091
Wait, are you just
talking about, like,
324
00:13:13,159 --> 00:13:14,125
the seafood section
at the grocery store?
325
00:13:14,193 --> 00:13:16,094
JENNA: No, there's...
[Both laugh]
326
00:13:16,162 --> 00:13:17,361
You should go!
JUSTIN: Sure.
327
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:18,563
Horseshoe crabs.
328
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,831
You can touch them and stuff.
It's really cool.
329
00:13:19,833 --> 00:13:20,965
Yeah, I'm probably not
gonna do that, but cool.
330
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,534
JENNA: Well, whatever.
331
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,503
It's expensive, but if you can,
like, find a kid to go with...
332
00:13:25,572 --> 00:13:28,640
JUSTIN: Oh... huh.
Find a kid to go with?
333
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:29,774
JENNA: Yeah, find
a kid to go with.
334
00:13:29,842 --> 00:13:30,975
Like, do you have
any young friends?
335
00:13:31,044 --> 00:13:32,310
Oh, no, but I pick up
kids all the time.
336
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,145
[Both laugh]
337
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,448
JENNA: Um... great.
JUSTIN: It's easy for me.
338
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,617
Uh, I had an abortion, too.
339
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:41,052
Oh.
Hmm.
340
00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:42,420
It was really...
JUSTIN: Oh.
341
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:44,422
JENNA: Yeah.
342
00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:45,990
Wait... for real?
343
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:47,592
Yes, yeah.
Like...
344
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,626
Oh.
345
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:51,896
Oh!
Okay... what?
346
00:13:51,964 --> 00:13:53,965
I should've prefaced
that differently.
347
00:13:54,033 --> 00:13:55,133
Yeah, you could've
prefaced that
348
00:13:55,201 --> 00:13:56,567
in many other ways.
349
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,536
You could've dropped that
right away, perhaps.
350
00:13:58,538 --> 00:14:00,405
You could've, uh,
called me and said,
351
00:14:00,473 --> 00:14:05,009
'Hey, I'm pregnant, but I'm
gonna get rid of... it.'
352
00:14:05,077 --> 00:14:06,911
We-- it was after
we broke up, so...
353
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,980
Yeah, but still,
you could've, like, told me,
354
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:11,482
and involved me in any--
even, like, a minimal way,
355
00:14:11,484 --> 00:14:13,885
instead of coming here
and just telling me that.
356
00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:15,319
Like...
357
00:14:15,388 --> 00:14:17,455
What, like, text you?
JUSTIN: Yeah.
358
00:14:17,523 --> 00:14:19,290
That would've-- one, you
could've said like, two words,
359
00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,858
or an emoji, or something.
360
00:14:20,861 --> 00:14:21,759
'I know we just had
a really painful breakup,
361
00:14:21,827 --> 00:14:22,894
but, like, I'm pregnant.'
362
00:14:22,962 --> 00:14:23,862
Yeah, that would've
been nice!
363
00:14:23,930 --> 00:14:25,696
JENNA: Why?
That would've been nice?
364
00:14:25,699 --> 00:14:26,631
That would've been
nicer than this.
365
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:28,099
What are you doing here?
366
00:14:28,167 --> 00:14:30,067
JENNA: Um, it was $700.
367
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,569
I figured you could
pay for half of it,
368
00:14:31,638 --> 00:14:33,704
just 'cause, you know,
we always went halvsies on...
369
00:14:33,707 --> 00:14:36,574
JUSTIN: Well, I have a--
yeah, I have a $350 bill
370
00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:39,344
in my wallet that I carry around
just for this kind of thing,
371
00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,212
so I mean, it's like kind of
everyday occurrence for me...
372
00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,581
You're being such a dick.
You're being such a dick.
373
00:14:43,583 --> 00:14:45,917
I know, I'm sorry.
It's 10-- here's $10.
374
00:14:45,985 --> 00:14:47,218
I'll email you the rest.
I'm...
375
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:49,921
Yeah, that's fine.
Just...
376
00:14:49,989 --> 00:14:51,355
We could've talked.
377
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:52,790
I mean, I just would've liked
to have talked about it,
378
00:14:52,858 --> 00:14:54,726
before...
379
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:58,596
before you just did it.
I mean, but... I get it.
380
00:14:58,598 --> 00:15:01,032
So that we could...
JUSTIN: No, I know.
381
00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:02,400
...mend our flawed
and broken relationship,
382
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,403
and stay together for...
a child?
383
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:06,737
Yeah, but I mean, like,
people do that.
384
00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:09,507
People figure it out,
people figure out...
385
00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,542
It would've been...
It would've been nice to...
386
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:15,746
to... I don't know...
387
00:15:15,749 --> 00:15:18,549
be together, and have...
have good jobs,
388
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:21,719
and, you know,
be actually able
389
00:15:21,787 --> 00:15:24,756
to raise a human together,
390
00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:27,758
but obviously...
391
00:15:27,761 --> 00:15:30,695
sometimes things
don't work out like that.
392
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:34,498
Yeah.
I get it, yeah.
393
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,667
But thank you for the...
JUSTIN: Yeah.
394
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,303
...for your share of it,
because, you know...
395
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,172
Well, thanks for the news.
396
00:15:41,174 --> 00:15:42,607
Are you okay, though?
397
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:45,276
Yeah.
398
00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:46,444
Okay.
399
00:15:46,512 --> 00:15:48,379
JENNA: Okay.
I'll go, but...
400
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,648
JUSTIN: Okay.
JENNA: See 'ya.
401
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:52,183
[Justin sighs heavily]
402
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:54,452
[Unlocks door]
403
00:15:59,358 --> 00:16:03,728
[Keyboard clicking]
404
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:10,267
This is very good.
405
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:12,003
These are really good shots.
406
00:16:12,071 --> 00:16:14,572
[Whistles]
407
00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:16,607
We got lucky with this one.
I knew it, I had a feeling.
408
00:16:16,675 --> 00:16:18,009
ALEX: Yeah, yeah.
409
00:16:18,011 --> 00:16:20,211
Once you brought up his name,
I told him a funny joke,
410
00:16:20,213 --> 00:16:22,213
I said, 'Well, "just in time"--
we got him "Justin" time.'
411
00:16:22,281 --> 00:16:24,315
ALEX: Yeah. [Chuckles]
JUSTIN: Sounds good.
412
00:16:24,384 --> 00:16:25,883
ALEX: Killer Tom's
got a lot of those.
413
00:16:25,951 --> 00:16:29,287
JUSTIN: That's great.
ALEX: Yeah.
414
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:31,655
TOM: And you're up for
doing wedding photography?
415
00:16:31,724 --> 00:16:33,925
It seems a little below
your pay grade, am I wrong?
416
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:35,960
Oh, well... I mean,
Alex called in a favour,
417
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,662
it's just kind of a
one-time thing for me, but...
418
00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,630
Oh, well, we're
happy to have you,
419
00:16:39,698 --> 00:16:41,465
and as far as I'm
considered, he's hired.
420
00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,267
ALEX: Oh, that's great.
JUSTIN: Thank you.
421
00:16:43,269 --> 00:16:45,136
Let's celebrate.
ALEX: All right.
422
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,837
Hey, hon?
423
00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:54,245
Can we get a magnum of
champagne down here to toast?
424
00:16:54,313 --> 00:16:55,446
Just a sec...
425
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,750
Hon?
426
00:16:58,818 --> 00:17:00,885
Hello?
427
00:17:00,953 --> 00:17:02,853
TOM'S WIFE: Yes?
428
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:08,126
Hi, can you bring down some
champagne and some flutes?
429
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,861
TOM'S WIFE: Oh yes, honey,
I'll bring that down.
430
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,664
Just as soon as I get finished
doing every fucking thing
431
00:17:13,732 --> 00:17:15,066
around here!
432
00:17:15,134 --> 00:17:16,601
You want something
from the kitchen?
433
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:20,004
Get off your lazy goddamn ass
and get it yourself!
434
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,440
And don't you dare fucking
drink the kids' juice again!
435
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,309
[Sighs]
436
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,711
Gentlemen... this is
how you talk to a woman.
437
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,747
Hey, bitch!
438
00:17:29,815 --> 00:17:32,083
When I tell you to bring
champagne and flutes down here,
439
00:17:32,151 --> 00:17:35,619
you skip to it!
Let's go!
440
00:17:35,688 --> 00:17:37,488
The button wasn't pressed
on that last one.
441
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:38,689
I don't have to press
the button to talk to her.
442
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:40,591
She heard me.
443
00:17:40,659 --> 00:17:42,059
Stop meddling, you don't
know how this machine works,
444
00:17:42,128 --> 00:17:46,997
it's very complicated,
it's got Bluetooth.
445
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,668
So, um... can we get
the details of the trip?
446
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:54,038
Yes.
You boys are leaving Monday.
447
00:17:54,106 --> 00:17:55,840
You land in Me-hico,
448
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:57,875
and it's all accommodations
accounted for,
449
00:17:57,944 --> 00:18:01,178
and it's party time USA,
Mexico style.
450
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:02,413
ALEX: That sounds great.
451
00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,647
Yeah, that sounds
great, man.
452
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:04,748
You guys are gonna
have so much fun.
453
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:06,250
Ah, I wish I was
goin' with you!
454
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:07,652
ALEX: Does it, um...
455
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,254
Ohhhhh!
I wish I was going with you!
456
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,723
Ohhhhh.
Blah!
457
00:18:12,791 --> 00:18:14,992
Sucks, doesn't it?
458
00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:18,028
Three amigos, headin' down
there, ready to raise hell.
459
00:18:18,031 --> 00:18:19,196
That would've
been very fun.
460
00:18:19,265 --> 00:18:20,531
It would be classic,
us three.
461
00:18:20,599 --> 00:18:23,734
Oh, I was down there about
10 years ago, on my own.
462
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:27,238
[Sighs] I had a bit of
a lost weekend down there.
463
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,540
I had a couple days at the
resort just boozin' it up,
464
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,343
and then one night
I went into town,
465
00:18:32,345 --> 00:18:35,312
and my cab driver's
sittin' at a stoplight,
466
00:18:35,381 --> 00:18:38,315
and he has a heart attack, or
some kind of brain embolism.
467
00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:39,817
ALEX: Wow.
468
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,020
And, uh, he passes away,
469
00:18:43,088 --> 00:18:45,623
and I get out of
the taxicab,
470
00:18:45,691 --> 00:18:47,691
and push him out
onto the street,
471
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:49,060
'cause I gotta get
back to the resort.
472
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,594
ALEX: Yeah...
473
00:18:50,663 --> 00:18:51,829
And I'm driving back,
474
00:18:51,831 --> 00:18:53,231
I don't where
the hell I'm goin',
475
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:54,965
I can't see anything,
the roads are all dark,
476
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,434
I can't get the
headlights to work...
477
00:18:57,437 --> 00:18:59,770
and I hit something,
some kinda chicken,
478
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:01,238
or little Mexican kid
or somethin'
479
00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:04,708
trying to cross the road,
and, uh... pfffft!
480
00:19:04,711 --> 00:19:07,578
They said, you know,
'Stay out.'
481
00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,280
But otherwise I'd be
down there with you guys,
482
00:19:09,348 --> 00:19:11,448
poundin' pussy.
483
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:14,252
A reflector, so we can
get some even light
484
00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,253
on that bride.
485
00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:17,922
You've used these
before, right?
486
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,657
JUSTIN: Uh...
ALEX: Yeah.
487
00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,826
TOM: Fuck, open!
ALEX: Justin has.
488
00:19:21,894 --> 00:19:24,295
JUSTIN: I mean, my
assistant usually'll--
489
00:19:24,363 --> 00:19:27,164
will take care of that, but...
490
00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:28,332
ALEX: Alright.
TOM: Perfect.
491
00:19:28,334 --> 00:19:29,600
ALEX: Yeah.
492
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:30,668
See how that--
look what that does to me.
493
00:19:30,736 --> 00:19:32,069
Look at that.
Look at that.
494
00:19:32,137 --> 00:19:33,404
ALEX: Wow.
TOM: Isn't that somethin'?
495
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,272
ALEX: Yeah, you have a great--
TOM: Now close it back up.
496
00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:38,109
You have a great hue.
497
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:42,680
There.
Take it, take it.
498
00:19:42,748 --> 00:19:45,049
Oh, I almost forgot something.
499
00:19:47,554 --> 00:19:51,355
Because I love you...
500
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,325
Here.
Take these.
501
00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,026
Get outta here before
the wife sees you, let's go.
502
00:19:56,029 --> 00:19:57,528
JUSTIN: All right.
TOM: Have a good one!
503
00:19:57,596 --> 00:20:01,899
♪
504
00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:06,637
♪
505
00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:10,641
♪
506
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:14,245
♪
507
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:17,315
♪
508
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:21,552
♪
509
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:25,222
♪
510
00:20:25,291 --> 00:20:27,391
♪
511
00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,159
[Justin laughs]
512
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:34,732
['Friends' sitcom plays]
513
00:20:34,800 --> 00:20:39,169
♪
514
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,873
♪
515
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,376
♪
516
00:20:45,444 --> 00:20:48,879
♪
517
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:53,317
♪
518
00:20:53,385 --> 00:20:55,352
♪
519
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,788
[Cell phone buzzes]
520
00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,325
Hello?
521
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:03,427
Hey, hey, yeah,
so the airline fucked up,
522
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,362
and the flight is tonight.
523
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:08,299
So don't worry, you
got plenty of time,
524
00:21:08,367 --> 00:21:10,268
but you-- you
should get goin'.
525
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,036
Jesus Christ!
Uh...
526
00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:15,706
Okay, yeah, I'm on it,
I'm on it.
527
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,041
Unbelievable!
528
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:23,314
[Airport patrons chattering]
529
00:21:23,382 --> 00:21:24,715
[Justin groans]
530
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:27,184
How could you get
the date wrong?
531
00:21:27,253 --> 00:21:31,221
ALEX: It's on Tom.
He fucked everything up.
532
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,657
JUSTIN: [Yawns]
I am so tired.
533
00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:34,858
ALEX: Oh, so am I.
534
00:21:34,861 --> 00:21:36,593
Oh, when you called me
I was in bed,
535
00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:38,362
binge-watching 'Friends,'
eating cookies,
536
00:21:38,430 --> 00:21:40,431
wrapped up in a blanket,
537
00:21:40,499 --> 00:21:42,800
like a little baby
swaddled in a burrito.
538
00:21:42,868 --> 00:21:44,768
I was so warm.
539
00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,603
I was watching
'And Here We Are Now.'
540
00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,639
Is my cameo appearance
still terrible?
541
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:52,143
The whole thing is...
so bad.
542
00:21:52,211 --> 00:21:53,944
It's like, did I ever
have any potential?
543
00:21:54,013 --> 00:21:55,612
Hey, we have a stopover
in New York.
544
00:21:55,615 --> 00:21:57,081
How long do we get there?
545
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:58,382
ALEX: Oh, the stopover.
JUSTIN: Yeah.
546
00:21:58,450 --> 00:22:00,084
Well, it's short enough
that we don't get
547
00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,485
to enjoy New York City,
548
00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:03,187
yet long enough
to sit in an airport
549
00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,288
and really wish
that we were.
550
00:22:04,290 --> 00:22:05,823
Great.
551
00:22:05,891 --> 00:22:07,158
We should probably
go check in, right?
552
00:22:07,226 --> 00:22:08,826
ALEX: All right.
553
00:22:11,730 --> 00:22:13,197
ALEX: You ready?
554
00:22:13,199 --> 00:22:15,099
I'm actually
really excited.
555
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:19,336
♪
556
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:20,771
ALEX: Yeah, I Wikipedia'd it.
557
00:22:20,839 --> 00:22:21,739
I know everything
about this city.
558
00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:23,273
Ask me anything.
559
00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,576
JUSTIN: You know everything?
ALEX: Anything, ask me anything.
560
00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,111
JUSTIN: Did, uh...
561
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:28,746
I heard Frank Sinatra actually
wrote 'New York, New York'
562
00:22:28,814 --> 00:22:30,748
about Wichita, Kansas,
563
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:32,450
and then just swapped
New York in.
564
00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,151
Is that true?
565
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,053
ALEX: That's ridiculous.
JUSTIN: Huh.
566
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,788
ALEX: Ask me
somethin' else.
567
00:22:37,790 --> 00:22:42,393
JUSTIN: Uh...
How tall is, um...
568
00:22:42,461 --> 00:22:44,328
the Eiffel Tow-- how tall is
the Empire State Building?
569
00:22:44,397 --> 00:22:45,396
ALEX: Were you gonna
say 'Eiffel Tower'?
570
00:22:45,464 --> 00:22:46,664
JUSTIN: Yeah.
571
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:48,999
ALEX: Okay, good.
Empire State Building?
572
00:22:49,067 --> 00:22:51,735
JUSTIN: [Singing
'New York, New York']
573
00:22:51,804 --> 00:22:52,803
Do you feel the magic?
574
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,271
ALEX: Hey, Wichita!
575
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:58,542
JUSTIN: Wichita!
[Laughs]
576
00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:02,480
[Airport patrons chattering]
577
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,349
I watched that photography
tutorial DVD on the plane.
578
00:23:05,351 --> 00:23:06,817
Yeah?
Did it make sense?
579
00:23:06,819 --> 00:23:07,818
Yeah, it seems easy enough.
580
00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,820
It's not hard at all, man.
581
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,188
Speaking of which, are you
planning on getting laid
582
00:23:11,256 --> 00:23:13,057
this weekend,
or... you know?
583
00:23:13,125 --> 00:23:14,091
[Scoffs] Planning?
JUSTIN: Yeah.
584
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,526
No.
I'm hoping.
585
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:16,560
I was reading
this book, though,
586
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:18,396
about, um, improving
business strategies,
587
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:20,297
and they have this
chapter in it,
588
00:23:20,365 --> 00:23:22,233
this theory called
'Graduating the Relationship.'
589
00:23:22,301 --> 00:23:23,967
Have you heard of that?
ALEX: Uh... no.
590
00:23:24,036 --> 00:23:25,469
Well, it's like
a business strategy.
591
00:23:25,537 --> 00:23:26,970
It's about strengthening
business relationships,
592
00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:28,605
but it's like where
you say something...
593
00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:30,775
[Laughs] And you're trying
to apply it to get laid?
594
00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:32,609
JUSTIN: [Laughs]
...only you say something
595
00:23:32,678 --> 00:23:33,811
to somebody that
you just met
596
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:35,379
that you would normally
only say to somebody
597
00:23:35,381 --> 00:23:36,914
that you're very
comfortable with.
598
00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:38,182
Okay.
599
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,616
You should apply this
this weekend.
600
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,051
All right.
601
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,987
So I wanna know,
how does it-- tell me.
602
00:23:43,055 --> 00:23:44,789
Well, like,
if we role play--
603
00:23:44,857 --> 00:23:46,323
if we do a little role play,
and you're like,
604
00:23:46,391 --> 00:23:49,726
an attractive young woman,
your name's Alexandria...
605
00:23:49,729 --> 00:23:51,462
ALEX: Creative.
Yeah?
606
00:23:51,530 --> 00:23:53,197
You're in a bar,
and you're alone.
607
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,399
Why am I alone?
608
00:23:55,401 --> 00:23:57,334
You just-- like,
you were at home,
609
00:23:57,403 --> 00:23:59,670
and you were like,
'You know what, Alexandria,
610
00:23:59,672 --> 00:24:02,673
fuck it, I'm gonna go out alone.
All my friends are busy.
611
00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,942
You know what, fuck it,
I don't care.'
612
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:06,543
It sounds like
I may have Tourette's.
613
00:24:06,546 --> 00:24:07,744
So you're at a bar,
614
00:24:07,747 --> 00:24:09,346
your name's Alexandra--
Alexand ria --
615
00:24:09,348 --> 00:24:10,414
ALEX: Okay, yeah.
616
00:24:10,483 --> 00:24:11,548
And I walk up
to you all cool,
617
00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,617
and I'm like, 'Hey.'
Very calm.
618
00:24:13,619 --> 00:24:14,885
ALEX: Uh-huh.
619
00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:16,153
JUSTIN: How you doin'?
ALEX: I'm fine, thank you.
620
00:24:16,222 --> 00:24:17,688
JUSTIN: How's your night going?
621
00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,089
You didn't let me
answer the first que--
622
00:24:19,157 --> 00:24:20,557
I'm fine, thank you.
623
00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:22,259
JUSTIN: I'm sorry, I didn't
mean to jump on your toes there.
624
00:24:22,327 --> 00:24:24,495
Hey, I think we should
go home and fuck.
625
00:24:24,563 --> 00:24:25,963
See, that wouldn't work!
626
00:24:26,031 --> 00:24:28,165
You can't just say that
to a woman, it's jarring.
627
00:24:28,233 --> 00:24:29,533
JUSTIN: No, man, it doesn't--
ALEX: Yes!
628
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:31,735
You just, you drop it
in there like really casual.
629
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,370
Like, if you don't act like
what you're saying
630
00:24:33,439 --> 00:24:35,706
is a big deal,
then it's not a big deal.
631
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,007
It would work.
632
00:24:37,075 --> 00:24:38,041
If you said that to
somebody that you were
633
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:39,343
in a relationship with,
634
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:40,777
that you wanted to
go home and have sex,
635
00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:42,179
you would go
home and have sex.
636
00:24:42,247 --> 00:24:43,313
You would just like--
637
00:24:43,316 --> 00:24:44,681
you bring things to, like,
another level,
638
00:24:44,750 --> 00:24:46,583
you bring things
subconsciously to month three
639
00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:48,118
of your relationship.
640
00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:49,487
So like, a month
after we break up?
641
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:50,721
That's where I wanna
approach a woman from?
642
00:24:50,789 --> 00:24:51,955
JUSTIN: [Laughs]
Yeah.
643
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:52,990
Like, pretend I'm
going over to my place
644
00:24:53,058 --> 00:24:54,591
to pick up my stuff?
645
00:24:54,660 --> 00:24:56,193
JUSTIN: Hey, shouldn't
we be boarding now?
646
00:24:56,262 --> 00:24:58,061
I think it's like...
we should ask...
647
00:24:58,064 --> 00:25:00,264
we should be boarding now,
I think.
648
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,032
Do we even know
the gate number?
649
00:25:02,100 --> 00:25:03,267
How did you not know
the connecting flight
650
00:25:03,335 --> 00:25:05,035
was at a different airport?
651
00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:07,071
ALEX: Listen, you have all the
same information that I have.
652
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:08,606
You know, this is
the way Tom operates.
653
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,340
It's the reason his business
is on the verge of going under.
654
00:25:10,343 --> 00:25:12,776
JUSTIN: It's unreal!
ALEX: I know!
655
00:25:12,845 --> 00:25:13,944
JUSTIN: I'm regretting
this whole thing already.
656
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,812
ALEX: No, no, no,
this is great, man.
657
00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:17,081
Before today, we'd
never been on a plane!
658
00:25:17,149 --> 00:25:18,482
Now we've been on two planes,
659
00:25:18,551 --> 00:25:21,351
plus we were in an authentic
New York City taxicab.
660
00:25:21,354 --> 00:25:22,686
Did you see how many people
he almost hit?
661
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:24,254
It was amazing!
662
00:25:24,323 --> 00:25:25,556
JUSTIN: Yeah, you're right,
we need an attitude adjustment.
663
00:25:25,624 --> 00:25:27,391
And check this out,
664
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,559
you know how everybody's
always saying airplane food
665
00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:29,894
is horrible?
ALEX: Uh-huh?
666
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:33,697
Well, we don't need
to worry about that...
667
00:25:33,765 --> 00:25:36,367
We got Doritos,
Salt and Vinegar,
668
00:25:36,435 --> 00:25:39,970
some Twinkies, Snack Pak.
Got you Fruit Roll Ups.
669
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:41,772
Two different
kinds of Dunkaroos.
670
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,574
You know, I appreciate
the gesture, Justin,
671
00:25:43,642 --> 00:25:44,741
but this looks like
you're trying to seduce
672
00:25:44,810 --> 00:25:46,543
an 11 year old.
673
00:25:46,612 --> 00:25:47,711
JUSTIN: I mean, we're
the envy of everybody
674
00:25:47,779 --> 00:25:49,313
on this flight right now.
675
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:50,314
We need to stop talking about
how we're losers all the time.
676
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,448
We're not losers.
677
00:25:51,517 --> 00:25:52,849
ALEX: You're right,
we're just not special.
678
00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:53,917
JUSTIN: Yeah.
679
00:25:53,986 --> 00:25:54,985
ALEX: Completely
unexceptional.
680
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,721
JUSTIN: Exactly.
ALEX: Generally unhappy...
681
00:25:57,723 --> 00:25:59,690
Insignificant, unimportant,
largely unloved.
682
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:00,991
JUSTIN: Yeah, largely.
683
00:26:00,993 --> 00:26:03,794
ALEX: But we're not losers.
JUSTIN: No, not losers.
684
00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,064
MALE VOICE: Viva Mexico!
685
00:26:07,132 --> 00:26:08,765
[Airplane roars overhead]
686
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:13,270
♪
687
00:26:13,339 --> 00:26:17,341
♪
688
00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:19,543
JUSTIN: Hey, um,
two bottles of tequila.
689
00:26:19,612 --> 00:26:21,545
You know it's
all-inclusive, right?
690
00:26:21,613 --> 00:26:23,514
Yeah, this is Mexico.
Anything could happen.
691
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:24,681
ALEX: Yes!
692
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:26,416
Two bottles of
tequila, please.
693
00:26:26,419 --> 00:26:27,718
TAXI DRIVER: Taxi, hey, taxi!
694
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,252
ALEX: There's one.
It's hot, man!
695
00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:30,887
TAXI DRIVER: Taxi, hey, taxi.
Taxi, taxi!
696
00:26:30,890 --> 00:26:32,623
ALEX: Yeah, yeah,
how much for a taxi?
697
00:26:32,691 --> 00:26:34,758
$85.
Where are you going, man?
698
00:26:34,827 --> 00:26:36,226
Gran Domingo.
699
00:26:36,228 --> 00:26:38,295
Yeah, 85, or something.
700
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:39,963
JUSTIN: Or something?
Did you hear that?
701
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:41,298
Yeah, you tell him
we're gonna walk around,
702
00:26:41,367 --> 00:26:43,700
talk to other cab companies.
JUSTIN: Okay.
703
00:26:43,769 --> 00:26:46,536
We're just gonna walk around,
and look for other drivers,
704
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:47,638
other cars.
705
00:26:47,706 --> 00:26:49,172
ALEX: He's not deaf.
706
00:26:49,175 --> 00:26:51,108
If you leave this place
and come back again,
707
00:26:51,110 --> 00:26:53,844
this price is raised, man,
150 dollar for you.
708
00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,178
ALEX: What should I do?
709
00:26:55,181 --> 00:26:56,580
I don't know.
Just fucking pay him, man.
710
00:26:56,582 --> 00:26:57,915
It's so hot.
This heat is crazy.
711
00:26:57,983 --> 00:26:59,149
Goddammit!
712
00:26:59,217 --> 00:27:00,117
TAXI DRIVER: Move your
body, man, let's go!
713
00:27:00,185 --> 00:27:02,386
Let's go, give me the money!
Fuck, man!
714
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:03,921
Move your body, man!
715
00:27:03,989 --> 00:27:04,988
ALEX: Wait, shouldn't
I pay him afterwards?
716
00:27:05,057 --> 00:27:06,189
Just pay him!
717
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:07,391
TAXI DRIVER: Move
your body, man!
718
00:27:10,929 --> 00:27:11,995
JUSTIN: All right,
let's do this.
719
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:13,931
ALEX: 'Move your body!
Move your body, man!'
720
00:27:18,937 --> 00:27:20,004
[Car door shuts]
721
00:27:27,512 --> 00:27:29,980
ALEX: Mexico's crazy, man.
722
00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:34,451
♪
723
00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:38,855
♪
724
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:42,292
♪
725
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:46,563
♪
726
00:27:46,565 --> 00:27:50,367
♪
727
00:27:50,369 --> 00:27:54,805
♪
728
00:27:54,873 --> 00:27:57,808
♪
729
00:27:57,810 --> 00:28:02,179
♪
730
00:28:02,247 --> 00:28:05,582
♪
731
00:28:05,650 --> 00:28:08,919
♪
732
00:28:08,987 --> 00:28:11,755
♪
733
00:28:11,824 --> 00:28:16,226
♪
734
00:28:16,294 --> 00:28:19,996
♪
735
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:24,301
♪
736
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:27,671
♪
737
00:28:27,739 --> 00:28:29,206
What do you mean,
there's no reservation?
738
00:28:29,274 --> 00:28:31,408
CONCIERGE: Uh, I don't
have anything.
739
00:28:31,476 --> 00:28:33,210
Alex Hopper, and--
740
00:28:33,212 --> 00:28:34,544
We're here
to film the wedding.
741
00:28:34,613 --> 00:28:37,347
There's supposed to be
some dinner thing tonight!
742
00:28:37,415 --> 00:28:42,352
[People chattering
and laughing]
743
00:28:42,354 --> 00:28:47,157
[People chattering
and laughing]
744
00:28:57,436 --> 00:29:00,604
Well, who knows how long
a taxi will take?!
745
00:29:00,672 --> 00:29:01,772
And by the way,
when it gets here,
746
00:29:01,840 --> 00:29:03,974
we don't even know
where we're going!
747
00:29:04,042 --> 00:29:05,309
JUSTIN: Why don't
you call Tom?
748
00:29:05,377 --> 00:29:07,043
ALEX: I called Tom.
I left a voicemail!
749
00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:08,645
JUSTIN: So call again.
750
00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:09,780
ALEX: My battery's
running low,
751
00:29:09,782 --> 00:29:11,715
I don't want it to die.
752
00:29:11,717 --> 00:29:13,283
JUSTIN: This..
this is outrageous!
753
00:29:13,351 --> 00:29:15,485
How did he not give us
any confirmation?
754
00:29:15,554 --> 00:29:17,321
We're idiots!
755
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,755
I told everyone at work
I was going to Mexico!
756
00:29:18,824 --> 00:29:21,625
They were all
jealous and shit.
757
00:29:21,627 --> 00:29:23,660
You're still in Mexico.
758
00:29:23,728 --> 00:29:25,095
[Cell phone buzzes]
ALEX: Ah, Tom!
759
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:26,463
[Tattoo gun buzzing]
760
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:28,465
ALEX: Tom?
TOM: Dude, what the fuck?
761
00:29:28,534 --> 00:29:29,900
ALEX: You're
'what the fuck'-ing me?
762
00:29:29,968 --> 00:29:31,468
Where the fuck
are you guys?
763
00:29:31,536 --> 00:29:33,503
You said Gran Domingo,
we're at Gran Domingo!
764
00:29:33,572 --> 00:29:35,272
No, I sent you an email.
765
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:36,774
You haven't sent me
an email in your life!
766
00:29:36,842 --> 00:29:39,075
Whatever.
It's Grand Cielo, Cielo.
767
00:29:39,144 --> 00:29:40,610
All right?
The couple just called me,
768
00:29:40,613 --> 00:29:42,579
asking me where
the fuck you two were.
769
00:29:42,648 --> 00:29:44,081
ALEX: Oh, God.
770
00:29:44,149 --> 00:29:46,049
TOM: All right, just--
I told them your plane was late.
771
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:47,217
Just head there now,
and don't say
772
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,685
that you went to
the wrong resort, all right?
773
00:29:48,754 --> 00:29:50,187
It makes us look bad.
774
00:29:50,255 --> 00:29:51,922
ALEX: Whatever, my phone's
about to die, later.
775
00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:53,690
All right.
See you later, idiot.
776
00:29:53,759 --> 00:29:55,725
ALEX: Grand Cielo.
777
00:29:55,794 --> 00:29:57,761
JUSTIN: I hope that man dies.
778
00:29:57,829 --> 00:30:01,331
♪
779
00:30:01,399 --> 00:30:05,836
♪
780
00:30:05,904 --> 00:30:10,774
♪
781
00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:14,311
♪
782
00:30:14,379 --> 00:30:17,247
♪
783
00:30:17,249 --> 00:30:20,617
♪
784
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:23,520
♪
785
00:30:23,522 --> 00:30:27,257
♪
786
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:31,461
♪
787
00:30:31,530 --> 00:30:33,297
Holy shit.
788
00:30:37,702 --> 00:30:40,537
ALEX: Wow.
JUSTIN: Yeah.
789
00:30:46,478 --> 00:30:48,011
ALEX: They don't even have
an alarm clock in here.
790
00:30:48,079 --> 00:30:49,679
How is that possible?
791
00:30:49,682 --> 00:30:52,849
JUSTIN: So book a wake-up call.
792
00:30:52,852 --> 00:30:55,819
What time do you wanna
wake up tomorrow?
793
00:30:55,821 --> 00:30:57,120
Early!
794
00:30:57,189 --> 00:30:58,889
Like, 7:30?
795
00:30:58,891 --> 00:31:02,125
Seven.
796
00:31:02,193 --> 00:31:03,860
JUSTIN: We just need
to kick back tonight.
797
00:31:03,929 --> 00:31:06,296
ALEX: Yeah, we
deserve it, yeah.
798
00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:07,698
JENNY: Hey.
ALEX: Hey.
799
00:31:07,766 --> 00:31:09,900
JENNY: Are you Alex?
ALEX: Yes, you must be Jenny.
800
00:31:09,902 --> 00:31:13,036
Yeah!
I'm so glad to meet you guys.
801
00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:14,704
I'm really sorry about
the flight delay.
802
00:31:14,707 --> 00:31:16,907
ALEX: Yeah, huge delay.
803
00:31:16,975 --> 00:31:19,576
Well, this is
my fiancée, Mike.
804
00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:21,778
Thank God
you guys are here.
805
00:31:21,780 --> 00:31:24,514
I really thought this whole
thing was gonna go to shit,
806
00:31:24,516 --> 00:31:26,650
and that it would
be your fault.
807
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,318
Yeah, well, we're here.
808
00:31:28,386 --> 00:31:29,986
JENNY: Tom showed me some of
the photos and videos
809
00:31:30,055 --> 00:31:32,322
that you guys have done.
It's great work.
810
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,357
I'm really excited to see
what you brilliant geniuses
811
00:31:34,426 --> 00:31:35,592
come up with.
812
00:31:35,661 --> 00:31:36,927
ALEX: Oh, cool, thanks.
JUSTIN: Thank you.
813
00:31:36,995 --> 00:31:39,663
We're so excited to be here,
so thank you for having us.
814
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:40,830
Oh, thank you!
815
00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,666
Please, you guys are
a part of this wedding.
816
00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,200
Um, make sure
you grab a drink.
817
00:31:44,269 --> 00:31:46,937
It's all included,
so we eat and drink for free.
818
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,339
There's massages,
you should get a massage,
819
00:31:49,341 --> 00:31:50,607
and tennis courts.
MIKE: Yeah, get a massage.
820
00:31:50,676 --> 00:31:51,841
Yeah, sounds amazing.
821
00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:52,909
JENNY: Yeah.
Do you know what, actually?
822
00:31:52,978 --> 00:31:54,110
MIKE: Hmm?
823
00:31:54,179 --> 00:31:56,146
I am gonna go get a drink.
JUSTIN: Nice.
824
00:31:56,214 --> 00:31:57,948
I'll see you guys in a bit.
ALEX: All right.
825
00:31:58,016 --> 00:32:02,619
[Loud kisses]
826
00:32:02,621 --> 00:32:04,554
JENNY: [Laughs]
Okay.
827
00:32:04,622 --> 00:32:06,423
How's it goin'?
828
00:32:06,491 --> 00:32:08,625
Honestly,
I'm really stressed out.
829
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,227
I'm terrified right now that
she is gonna bail any second.
830
00:32:11,230 --> 00:32:13,196
I gotta lock this down.
831
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:14,864
Girls leave right before
the wedding.
832
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,099
This happens all the time.
833
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,834
Does she seem like
a leaver to you?
834
00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:18,936
JUSTIN: No!
835
00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:20,437
ALEX: No, not to me.
I'm not gettin' that.
836
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,706
I just went bankrupt
right before I came here.
837
00:32:22,774 --> 00:32:24,041
That just happened,
oh my God.
838
00:32:24,109 --> 00:32:25,309
ALEX: Money's overrated,
right?
839
00:32:25,377 --> 00:32:28,111
It feels good saying it
for the first time out loud.
840
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:31,081
I feel bloated
all the time with fear.
841
00:32:31,149 --> 00:32:34,784
I feel like I'm full of
a hundred pizzas 24 hours a day.
842
00:32:34,787 --> 00:32:36,086
Don't look at me
like that!
843
00:32:36,154 --> 00:32:37,387
ALEX: You look great.
844
00:32:37,455 --> 00:32:39,155
MIKE: I know you're
looking at me like,
845
00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:42,058
'Oh, he's not that
great looking...'
846
00:32:42,061 --> 00:32:44,928
'He's an 8, she's an 8.5.'
847
00:32:44,997 --> 00:32:46,396
Everybody knows it.
I can't say it?
848
00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:49,399
That's somehow taboo?
849
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:50,934
I don't think it's taboo.
850
00:32:50,936 --> 00:32:52,035
JUSTIN: Yeah, I think
it's, uh...
851
00:32:52,103 --> 00:32:53,436
You really think
I look great?
852
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:54,404
Did you see the way
she kissed you?
853
00:32:54,473 --> 00:32:55,872
She loves you.
854
00:32:55,941 --> 00:32:59,743
She's clearly-- that's a woman
enamoured with her man.
855
00:32:59,811 --> 00:33:03,513
I guess so.
856
00:33:03,515 --> 00:33:04,848
Maybe you should
just, like,
857
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,883
come out and be
honest with her,
858
00:33:06,885 --> 00:33:10,053
and tell her the whole thing,
and you know, just come clean.
859
00:33:10,121 --> 00:33:13,456
That's a terrible idea.
Especially not now.
860
00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:15,425
Yeah, I'm with Mike
here, actually.
861
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,527
I would definitely-- if you
love her like you say you do,
862
00:33:17,595 --> 00:33:19,529
I'd definitely wait 'til
after the wedding to--
863
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:20,897
I guess I love her.
864
00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,566
The groom is crazy!
865
00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,067
He reminds me of you,
actually.
866
00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:25,335
What?
867
00:33:25,403 --> 00:33:26,369
It just stresses me out
being around him!
868
00:33:26,438 --> 00:33:27,671
I'm nothing like that.
869
00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:32,075
Right, I'm never stressed
when I'm around you.
870
00:33:32,143 --> 00:33:33,710
Put yourself in
his situation, man.
871
00:33:33,712 --> 00:33:35,311
He's getting married
this weekend;
872
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:37,047
there's a pretty good chance
that his bride-to-be
873
00:33:37,115 --> 00:33:39,049
could just bail.
874
00:33:39,117 --> 00:33:40,316
ALEX: You're right.
875
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,518
I don't know what
you were thinking.
876
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,652
You could've blew the
whole thing up, actually.
877
00:33:42,654 --> 00:33:44,054
If he told her,
there'd be no wedding.
878
00:33:44,122 --> 00:33:45,555
We'd have to go home.
879
00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,157
I don't know, I just have
this great personal
880
00:33:47,225 --> 00:33:49,659
disappointment when
someone else gets married.
881
00:33:49,727 --> 00:33:52,462
JUSTIN: Huh.
ALEX: It got in the way.
882
00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:55,432
Sounds like you've made
a great career choice, then.
883
00:33:55,434 --> 00:33:57,100
Eight shots of whiskey,
please.
884
00:33:57,168 --> 00:34:01,204
[Dance music plays]
885
00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:03,407
This fuckin' sucks!
886
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,008
JUSTIN: It's not that bad, man.
I don't know.
887
00:34:05,077 --> 00:34:08,411
ALEX: It stinks!
JUSTIN: Girls are here...
888
00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:11,481
JUSTIN: Let's go talk to 'em.
Come on, let's do it.
889
00:34:11,483 --> 00:34:13,750
[Sighs] I can't,
with the dist--
890
00:34:13,819 --> 00:34:17,187
My game, I have a voice game.
I can't, I can't play with...
891
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:20,123
It's all voice,
they can't hear me.
892
00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:21,658
Just graduate these girls.
893
00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:22,859
You don't even need
to say that much.
894
00:34:22,927 --> 00:34:24,294
Remember what
we talked about.
895
00:34:24,362 --> 00:34:26,629
Just say a few...
advanced words.
896
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:27,964
Come on, let's do it.
897
00:34:27,966 --> 00:34:30,433
Oh, that bad idea you had
about graduating girls?
898
00:34:30,436 --> 00:34:31,968
Come on, let's just
go over there and do it!
899
00:34:32,036 --> 00:34:33,570
Are we just gonna,
like, bicker all night?
900
00:34:33,638 --> 00:34:35,238
Or are we gonna...
901
00:34:37,275 --> 00:34:38,575
ALEX: I was about
to change my mind
902
00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:40,710
and go graduate those girls.
903
00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,179
Fuck it, let's just--
let's just go.
904
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:44,247
Come on.
Let's get outta here.
905
00:34:44,316 --> 00:34:46,883
ALEX: Are you sure?
906
00:34:46,952 --> 00:34:48,585
JUSTIN: Let's just get
some goddamn sleep.
907
00:34:48,653 --> 00:34:50,654
We have to be up
in six hours.
908
00:34:50,722 --> 00:34:51,921
ALEX: What if this is it?
909
00:34:51,990 --> 00:34:53,156
What if this is
the entire trip,
910
00:34:53,224 --> 00:34:55,191
is just like
a giant snoozefest?
911
00:34:55,260 --> 00:34:56,392
JUSTIN: Who cares, man?
912
00:34:56,395 --> 00:34:58,261
We get to see the ocean,
put our feet in the sand,
913
00:34:58,263 --> 00:34:59,796
enjoy this warm weather.
914
00:34:59,865 --> 00:35:01,197
ALEX: No, I'm ready
for somethin'.
915
00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:03,533
I'm ready for anything!
Like, doesn't it bother you?
916
00:35:03,601 --> 00:35:05,468
Doesn't what bother me?
917
00:35:05,537 --> 00:35:07,470
That we're 33, and today
was the first time
918
00:35:07,539 --> 00:35:09,072
we were on a plane.
919
00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:10,540
It's pathetic!
920
00:35:10,542 --> 00:35:11,774
There was a baby
on the flight.
921
00:35:11,843 --> 00:35:13,276
He's already had a more
exciting life than us!
922
00:35:13,278 --> 00:35:14,544
Yeah...
923
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:15,612
I was gonna say
you're being ridiculous,
924
00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,647
but that's true,
the baby's had a better life
925
00:35:17,715 --> 00:35:19,115
than both of us.
926
00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,017
Yeah, I'm just sick of
everyone having all the fun
927
00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:22,552
and adventure.
928
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:23,687
Well, you have it
pretty sweet.
929
00:35:23,755 --> 00:35:25,288
You get to go to
Mexico for work.
930
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:28,224
I'm a phone jockey.
I'm a fake camera jockey.
931
00:35:28,293 --> 00:35:29,659
I'm the one who
should be pissed off.
932
00:35:29,727 --> 00:35:31,294
I don't wanna be
a jockey anymore.
933
00:35:31,363 --> 00:35:34,264
Yeah, you should be pissed off.
We both should be pissed.
934
00:35:37,068 --> 00:35:38,535
All right, I'm in.
935
00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,404
But... we're no good if
we're super sleep-deprived
936
00:35:41,472 --> 00:35:43,840
and tired this whole time.
937
00:35:43,842 --> 00:35:46,976
So let's go to bed right away,
recharge, get some sleep,
938
00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:49,446
so we can actually
have fun tomorrow.
939
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,114
Okay, cool, yeah.
That makes sense.
940
00:35:51,183 --> 00:35:53,450
Let's do it.
JUSTIN: All right.
941
00:35:53,518 --> 00:35:56,452
I am pretty sure
that it was 3...
942
00:35:56,455 --> 00:35:58,955
Some... 3 was
definitely in it.
943
00:35:59,023 --> 00:36:00,123
So I feel like
this is probably it.
944
00:36:00,192 --> 00:36:01,191
ALEX: 313?
JUSTIN: Yeah.
945
00:36:01,259 --> 00:36:02,392
ALEX: Yeah, man.
946
00:36:02,460 --> 00:36:04,895
JUSTIN: 3...
There's two 3's there?
947
00:36:07,065 --> 00:36:08,398
Red light.
948
00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,732
You just said
you remembered it 313.
949
00:36:09,801 --> 00:36:12,135
Yeah, but 3--
I think it was 4, 3...
950
00:36:12,137 --> 00:36:13,736
So you remember
a 3 and a 4?
951
00:36:13,739 --> 00:36:15,138
So are we on the--
952
00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,973
JUSTIN: This is--
it might've been on the...
953
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:19,709
Maybe you remembered
it wasn't a 3 or a 4.
954
00:36:19,777 --> 00:36:22,011
This feels right.
955
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:23,646
Red light.
956
00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,248
325 was the number
in your mind?
957
00:36:25,250 --> 00:36:27,116
3-- this--
no, this more.
958
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:29,452
It-- it equalled 9,
I remember.
959
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:30,620
ALEX: It equalled 9?
960
00:36:30,688 --> 00:36:31,621
JUSTIN: Well, like,
3, plus 2, plus...
961
00:36:31,623 --> 00:36:33,089
ALEX: Okay, yeah.
962
00:36:33,157 --> 00:36:35,025
JUSTIN: This, uh...
This is my lucky number.
963
00:36:35,093 --> 00:36:36,459
ALEX: 322 is your
lucky number?
964
00:36:36,527 --> 00:36:37,594
No, but I'm just trying,
965
00:36:37,662 --> 00:36:38,628
'cause we're doing it
all in order.
966
00:36:38,697 --> 00:36:40,630
I dunno, whose
lucky number is '322'?
967
00:36:40,698 --> 00:36:41,765
[Sexual moaning]
968
00:36:41,833 --> 00:36:42,832
Definitely someone
in there,
969
00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:45,101
so that's not our room,
probably.
970
00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:46,469
Nope, definitely not
our room.
971
00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:48,905
Let's go walk away
from that, fast.
972
00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:52,375
ALEX: So sleeping
with an ex, it's like...
973
00:36:52,443 --> 00:36:54,277
there's a theory that
that's the closest
974
00:36:54,345 --> 00:36:56,046
you can come to time travel.
975
00:36:56,114 --> 00:36:57,580
JUSTIN: That wasn't
our room, by the way.
976
00:36:57,583 --> 00:36:58,715
ALEX: Oh, okay.
977
00:36:58,783 --> 00:36:59,716
JUSTIN: That one's
not our room.
978
00:36:59,784 --> 00:37:00,717
ALEX: Yeah, keep me posted.
979
00:37:00,785 --> 00:37:02,252
[Yelling and loud music]
980
00:37:02,254 --> 00:37:03,453
Something's goin' on
in there.
981
00:37:03,521 --> 00:37:05,255
Someone's getting murdered
in there or something.
982
00:37:05,257 --> 00:37:07,090
ALEX: It's a scam, so they
want all these guys
983
00:37:07,158 --> 00:37:09,292
going out
and insulting girls.
984
00:37:09,360 --> 00:37:11,594
Meanwhile, the pickup artists
are the guys that swoop in,
985
00:37:11,663 --> 00:37:13,930
and actually are charming, and
actually that's why it works.
986
00:37:13,999 --> 00:37:16,533
JUSTIN: Dumb dogs live
longer than smart dogs.
987
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:18,735
ALEX: You heard that
on a TED Talk.
988
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:20,403
JUSTIN: No, it will be
a TED Talk, though.
989
00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,272
ALEX: You had a dumb dog?
990
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,174
JUSTIN: I've never had a dog.
991
00:37:24,242 --> 00:37:26,376
That's why if you drink
earlier in the day,
992
00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,077
you just don't get
hung over, right?
993
00:37:28,146 --> 00:37:29,212
Really?
994
00:37:29,281 --> 00:37:30,480
Yeah, 'cause you're
drinking while
995
00:37:30,548 --> 00:37:32,015
you're supposed to be
hung over.
996
00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,549
JUSTIN: Everything's
a scam, really.
997
00:37:33,618 --> 00:37:35,018
ALEX: You think
everything's a scam?
998
00:37:35,086 --> 00:37:37,520
Playing catch
with a young boy?
999
00:37:37,588 --> 00:37:38,921
JUSTIN: How would
that be a scam?
1000
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,590
ALEX: Exactly.
1001
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:42,492
Well, I mean, I have friends
that they've been with
1002
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,694
the same girl since they were
like, eight years old,
1003
00:37:44,696 --> 00:37:45,629
or whatever, though.
1004
00:37:45,697 --> 00:37:47,163
What?
1005
00:37:47,231 --> 00:37:48,431
You have a friend who's been
with the same girl since--
1006
00:37:48,499 --> 00:37:49,666
JUSTIN: Well, maybe not eight.
1007
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,601
ALEX: How old's he now, nine?
JUSTIN: [Laughs]
1008
00:37:51,669 --> 00:37:54,470
Do you have a lot
of nine-year-old friends?
1009
00:37:54,539 --> 00:37:55,805
JUSTIN: Yeah, I mean,
I don't know.
1010
00:37:55,873 --> 00:37:57,307
ALEX: Do you have
a nine-year-old friend?
1011
00:37:57,375 --> 00:37:58,308
JUSTIN: I think if you
meet the right person,
1012
00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,976
is all I'm saying,
you just know.
1013
00:38:00,045 --> 00:38:01,110
Like, you just know.
It works.
1014
00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:02,245
No, that's not true.
1015
00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:03,313
Then how come when you
meet the wrong person
1016
00:38:03,381 --> 00:38:04,948
it takes, like,
a year and a half?
1017
00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:07,817
Oh!
1018
00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:11,254
You know, I just realized
we could've asked
1019
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,789
someone at the front desk
for our room number.
1020
00:38:12,857 --> 00:38:14,291
ALEX: No!
1021
00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:15,992
That would've only saved us,
like, four hours.
1022
00:38:16,060 --> 00:38:17,327
That's ridiculous.
1023
00:38:22,066 --> 00:38:25,468
[Alex snoring]
1024
00:38:25,470 --> 00:38:29,873
[Alex snoring]
1025
00:38:31,543 --> 00:38:36,012
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]
1026
00:38:36,014 --> 00:38:40,650
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]
1027
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:43,720
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]
1028
00:38:43,788 --> 00:38:47,857
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]
1029
00:38:56,634 --> 00:39:00,269
[Speaking Spanish]
1030
00:39:00,338 --> 00:39:02,939
Uh...
Si, si.
1031
00:39:13,551 --> 00:39:17,787
[Band begins to play]
1032
00:39:17,856 --> 00:39:21,557
♪
1033
00:39:21,626 --> 00:39:25,662
♪
1034
00:39:25,730 --> 00:39:29,899
[Singing in Spanish]
1035
00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:34,504
[Singing in Spanish]
1036
00:39:34,572 --> 00:39:38,741
[Singing in Spanish]
1037
00:39:38,810 --> 00:39:42,412
[Singing in Spanish]
1038
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,247
[Singing in Spanish]
1039
00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:46,282
♪ Here it goes again ♪
1040
00:39:46,284 --> 00:39:49,519
♪ You don't know how
you don't know when ♪
1041
00:39:49,587 --> 00:39:52,021
♪ A disappointment
to the end ♪
1042
00:39:52,023 --> 00:39:55,258
♪ Lose it like you
lost it then ♪
1043
00:39:55,326 --> 00:39:57,960
♪ It's through your fingers
It's through your toes ♪
1044
00:39:58,029 --> 00:40:03,099
♪ The feeling lingers
You don't see where it go ♪
1045
00:40:03,101 --> 00:40:08,938
♪ La la
La la ♪
1046
00:40:09,006 --> 00:40:13,276
♪ La la la la la
la la la ♪
1047
00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:28,591
[Birds chirping in distance]
1048
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:33,396
[Birds chirping in distance]
1049
00:40:33,465 --> 00:40:35,698
[Birds chirping in distance]
1050
00:40:40,472 --> 00:40:44,974
[Woman hoots
and people laugh]
1051
00:40:47,278 --> 00:40:51,681
They never called.
1052
00:40:51,749 --> 00:40:54,183
JUSTIN: Good.
I needed some sleep.
1053
00:40:54,252 --> 00:40:59,388
Oh, me too, man.
I'm wiped.
1054
00:40:59,457 --> 00:41:03,960
[Sighs] We gotta
get up, though.
1055
00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:05,895
JUSTIN: Oh, yikes!
Why is it so blurry?
1056
00:41:05,897 --> 00:41:08,264
ALEX: No, no, you gotta--
you gotta hold the red dot--
1057
00:41:08,332 --> 00:41:10,032
make sure the red dot's
on someone's face
1058
00:41:10,101 --> 00:41:11,267
before you take
the picture, right?
1059
00:41:11,335 --> 00:41:12,569
JUSTIN: Red dot, okay.
1060
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:13,569
ALEX: And also, you gotta
turn down the aperture.
1061
00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,771
It's all blown out.
JUSTIN: The what?
1062
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:17,440
ALEX: The aperture, look.
Okay, gimme the thing.
1063
00:41:17,509 --> 00:41:19,242
See, you hit the button
before you turn the dial.
1064
00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:20,743
JUSTIN: Okay, yeah.
1065
00:41:20,811 --> 00:41:22,245
ALEX: Right, okay, and then make
sure the little squares were--
1066
00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,646
Oh, just like that.
JUSTIN: Right, okay, I got it.
1067
00:41:23,648 --> 00:41:24,714
ALEX: Okay?
It's like the tutorial.
1068
00:41:24,782 --> 00:41:27,717
JUSTIN: I got it, yeah.
1069
00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:29,652
ALEX: You're not gonna
fuck this up, are you?
1070
00:41:29,721 --> 00:41:32,722
JUSTIN: I don't know
what to tell you, pal.
1071
00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:34,924
ALEX: Okay, look, I'm gonna
move around a little bit.
1072
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:36,860
You just follow me,
tight, okay?
1073
00:41:36,928 --> 00:41:38,427
JUSTIN: Okay, yeah.
Yeah.
1074
00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,096
ALEX: All right?
JUSTIN: Yeah.
1075
00:41:40,164 --> 00:41:41,798
ALEX: Okay.
1076
00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:42,999
JUSTIN: Yeah, this is good.
Good.
1077
00:41:43,001 --> 00:41:47,069
Keep... keep moving
around unexpectedly!
1078
00:41:47,138 --> 00:41:48,471
This is great.
1079
00:41:48,540 --> 00:41:51,340
♪
1080
00:41:51,343 --> 00:41:55,111
♪
1081
00:41:55,179 --> 00:41:57,947
♪
1082
00:41:58,015 --> 00:42:02,752
♪
1083
00:42:02,820 --> 00:42:06,589
♪
1084
00:42:06,657 --> 00:42:08,624
Hey, fellas.
1085
00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,493
Do you want me to take
a photo of both of you?
1086
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:11,761
Yeah, no, we're cool.
1087
00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:13,529
I'm just kinda showing him
a couple of things.
1088
00:42:13,598 --> 00:42:14,764
NICK: Oh, okay.
1089
00:42:14,832 --> 00:42:16,399
Well, for the record,
I'm a photographer myself,
1090
00:42:16,467 --> 00:42:17,900
not a creep, or something.
1091
00:42:17,969 --> 00:42:19,201
Oh, you're a photographer?
1092
00:42:19,270 --> 00:42:20,636
Maybe you could actually
give me a couple tips,
1093
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:21,904
because we're supposed to
shoot a wedding tomorrow,
1094
00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,673
and I have no idea
what I'm doing.
1095
00:42:23,741 --> 00:42:25,641
Wait, you're not shooting
Mike and Jenny's wedding?
1096
00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:27,343
The-- yeah,
that's the one, but he--
1097
00:42:27,411 --> 00:42:28,978
and he's kidding,
he knows what he's doing.
1098
00:42:28,980 --> 00:42:30,513
JUSTIN: Right,
I was just kidding.
1099
00:42:30,582 --> 00:42:32,048
NICK: That's cool,
I can help you out.
1100
00:42:32,116 --> 00:42:33,650
JUSTIN: So what, they hired
two photographers, or...?
1101
00:42:33,718 --> 00:42:35,184
Mm, no, no, no.
I'm not working the wedding.
1102
00:42:35,186 --> 00:42:37,019
I'm the best man
at the wedding.
1103
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:39,789
ALEX: The best man?
JUSTIN: Great.
1104
00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:41,691
NICK: I'm not gonna
rat you guys out.
1105
00:42:41,759 --> 00:42:42,892
What's the deal?
1106
00:42:42,960 --> 00:42:44,927
You don't know
what you're doing?
1107
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:46,162
He knows what he's doing.
1108
00:42:46,230 --> 00:42:47,563
He's a little in
over his head--
1109
00:42:47,566 --> 00:42:48,965
All right, maybe I should
show you a few things.
1110
00:42:51,302 --> 00:42:52,969
JUSTIN: How long have
you known Mike for?
1111
00:42:53,037 --> 00:42:54,537
NICK: Since the sixth grade.
1112
00:42:54,606 --> 00:42:57,206
JUSTIN: Oh, way back.
ALEX: Crazy!
1113
00:42:57,274 --> 00:42:59,075
He was actually
a year younger,
1114
00:42:59,143 --> 00:43:03,546
and he got skipped ahead,
and, uh...
1115
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,581
I thought it would be
kind of a good move
1116
00:43:05,650 --> 00:43:07,516
to align myself with
the smart kid, you know?
1117
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,018
Wow, so he's a genius.
1118
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:10,786
Well, I didn't say
he was a genius, but...
1119
00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:11,988
JUSTIN: Wait, he's
younger than you?
1120
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:13,923
He looks, I don't know, 45.
He looks old.
1121
00:43:13,991 --> 00:43:15,958
NICK: Yep, yep.
1122
00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:19,228
The last six months have
not been good for his body.
1123
00:43:19,230 --> 00:43:21,230
And his hairline.
JUSTIN: Hmm.
1124
00:43:21,298 --> 00:43:23,499
Yeah, 'cause it looks
like he ate a tire.
1125
00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:25,635
Like, didn't digest it,
but just, like,
1126
00:43:25,637 --> 00:43:27,236
put it inside of him.
1127
00:43:27,304 --> 00:43:28,504
Yeah, he's not
doin' so hot.
1128
00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:29,739
ALEX: Yeah.
1129
00:43:29,807 --> 00:43:31,440
He's punching way above
his weight class,
1130
00:43:31,509 --> 00:43:33,042
for sure.
He's...
1131
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:35,044
Yeah, but he's a nice guy.
1132
00:43:35,113 --> 00:43:38,748
Jenny is...
1133
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,583
Jenny is somethin' else.
1134
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,018
It sounds like you're
in love with her, man.
1135
00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,719
Oh, completely.
1136
00:43:43,788 --> 00:43:45,655
ALEX: Really?
Goddamn, man!
1137
00:43:45,723 --> 00:43:46,856
NICK: I know.
[Laughs]
1138
00:43:46,924 --> 00:43:48,557
How does that happen?
1139
00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:50,693
I dunno...
1140
00:43:50,761 --> 00:43:52,995
I always had
feelings for Jenny.
1141
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:55,464
She was always dating this...
1142
00:43:55,533 --> 00:43:58,401
this guy Javier,
from Venezuela.
1143
00:43:58,469 --> 00:44:01,103
He was a cool motherfucker.
1144
00:44:01,172 --> 00:44:03,472
And then they break up,
and I turn around,
1145
00:44:03,475 --> 00:44:06,476
and Mike swooped in.
1146
00:44:06,544 --> 00:44:10,346
Wow, so it sounds like
he's always been a risk-taker.
1147
00:44:10,414 --> 00:44:12,882
That sucks, man.
1148
00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:15,551
Yep.
1149
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,086
ALEX: You should
break up the wedding.
1150
00:44:17,154 --> 00:44:18,587
Stop trying to
break up the wedding.
1151
00:44:18,656 --> 00:44:20,356
No, if he breaks up the
wedding during the ceremony,
1152
00:44:20,425 --> 00:44:21,590
we don't have to
go home early,
1153
00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,325
and we don't have to
shoot the wedding.
1154
00:44:23,394 --> 00:44:24,560
Break it up.
1155
00:44:24,628 --> 00:44:25,628
JUSTIN: That's true, yeah.
ALEX: Yeah, break it up.
1156
00:44:25,630 --> 00:44:26,896
[Nick laughs]
JUSTIN: Break it up.
1157
00:44:26,964 --> 00:44:28,130
ALEX & JUSTIN: Break it up!
1158
00:44:28,199 --> 00:44:29,465
NICK: Oh, come on, guys.
ALEX: Break it up!
1159
00:44:29,533 --> 00:44:32,034
JUSTIN: [Laughs] Break it up.
ALEX: Break it up, man.
1160
00:44:32,103 --> 00:44:33,770
Mike's a nice guy.
1161
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:36,105
He's a doofus,
but he's a nice guy.
1162
00:44:36,107 --> 00:44:38,941
And Jenny...
1163
00:44:39,009 --> 00:44:42,578
Jenny is...
1164
00:44:42,646 --> 00:44:44,580
like nothing else.
1165
00:44:44,648 --> 00:44:47,116
And... they deserve
a good wedding.
1166
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,384
I don't know.
1167
00:44:48,453 --> 00:44:51,254
Well, you are definitely
without a doubt
1168
00:44:51,322 --> 00:44:54,290
a better man than both of us.
1169
00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,192
NICK: I'll cheers to that.
ALEX: Cheers.
1170
00:44:56,194 --> 00:45:00,763
And in fact,
come to think of it...
1171
00:45:00,831 --> 00:45:03,666
it's not the worst
idea in the world.
1172
00:45:03,735 --> 00:45:04,867
JUSTIN: Let's get rid of
this equipment
1173
00:45:04,935 --> 00:45:06,669
and go back to the beach.
That was such a tease.
1174
00:45:06,671 --> 00:45:09,004
I wanna take my shirt off
and be free!
1175
00:45:09,007 --> 00:45:10,806
ALEX: Yeah, just give me,
like, two minutes.
1176
00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,108
[Justin groans]
1177
00:45:12,176 --> 00:45:14,343
That guy's cool
with us, right?
1178
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:15,911
ALEX: I hope so, because
if he tells the family,
1179
00:45:15,980 --> 00:45:18,281
we're completely fucked.
1180
00:45:18,349 --> 00:45:19,815
JUSTIN: No, we have
the leverage.
1181
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,250
If he tells on us,
we tell the groom
1182
00:45:21,318 --> 00:45:23,419
that he's in love
with his wife-to-be.
1183
00:45:23,487 --> 00:45:24,420
ALEX: Ah, I didn't
think of that.
1184
00:45:24,489 --> 00:45:25,821
You're right, we're good.
1185
00:45:25,890 --> 00:45:28,224
JUSTIN: Yeah.
You almost done?
1186
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:31,127
ALEX: Yeah, just open up
that reflector thing.
1187
00:45:31,195 --> 00:45:34,263
I wanna see what it does.
1188
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:40,202
Try to reflect some light.
1189
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:44,106
JUSTIN: All right...
Is this doing anything?
1190
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:46,175
ALEX: I can't tell.
Just pack it up.
1191
00:45:50,881 --> 00:45:55,184
[Airplane roars overhead]
1192
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:58,487
Let me try.
1193
00:45:58,556 --> 00:46:02,191
JUSTIN: I got it.
Oh, let's see.
1194
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:04,927
[Airplane roars overhead]
1195
00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:07,597
JUSTIN: Here, I can...
I can do it.
1196
00:46:11,135 --> 00:46:12,334
JUSTIN: How do you
fuckin' do this?
1197
00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:13,669
Hey, excuse me,
do you know how to close
1198
00:46:13,738 --> 00:46:14,703
one of these things?
1199
00:46:14,772 --> 00:46:17,606
MAN: Go fuck yourself.
1200
00:46:17,675 --> 00:46:20,543
ALEX: He seems cool.
1201
00:46:20,611 --> 00:46:22,879
All right, just bring it
back to the room like that.
1202
00:46:26,083 --> 00:46:30,319
[People shouting]
[Airplane roars overhead]
1203
00:46:30,387 --> 00:46:31,521
JUSTIN: Oh!
1204
00:46:31,589 --> 00:46:33,222
So this is what
it's all about, eh?
1205
00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,623
ALEX: Is it?
1206
00:46:34,692 --> 00:46:35,625
JUSTIN: don't know.
I'm really hot.
1207
00:46:35,693 --> 00:46:36,692
ALEX: Yeah.
I'm hot too, man.
1208
00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,761
Let's go inside.
This is crazy.
1209
00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:39,762
Here, put some of this
on my back.
1210
00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:40,963
What?
1211
00:46:41,032 --> 00:46:43,833
Just do it.
Just do it!
1212
00:46:43,835 --> 00:46:45,635
ALEX: This is unacceptable.
1213
00:46:45,703 --> 00:46:48,237
JUSTIN: Get right in there.
Ooh, yeah!
1214
00:46:48,306 --> 00:46:49,572
Hey.
1215
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:50,806
MARIA & LOLA: Hello.
1216
00:46:50,875 --> 00:46:52,441
JUSTIN: How's it goin'?
MARIA: Fine.
1217
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:54,110
JUSTIN: You guys
work for the resort?
1218
00:46:54,178 --> 00:46:55,911
LOLA: Yeah, we're photographers
for the guests.
1219
00:46:55,914 --> 00:46:56,946
Hey, do you guys
know how to close
1220
00:46:57,014 --> 00:46:58,714
one of those
reflector things?
1221
00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:00,316
The circle where
it gets bigger?
1222
00:47:00,384 --> 00:47:01,917
Yeah.
1223
00:47:01,986 --> 00:47:05,120
MARIA: It's hard to explain,
but it's kind of like... this?
1224
00:47:05,123 --> 00:47:07,590
Ah, no, I did that!
It didn't work.
1225
00:47:07,592 --> 00:47:09,225
You must've been
doing it wrong.
1226
00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:10,459
ALEX: No, I did it
just like that.
1227
00:47:10,528 --> 00:47:14,530
JUSTIN: It's just like that.
It seems easy enough.
1228
00:47:14,598 --> 00:47:16,031
I did it like that,
and it didn't work.
1229
00:47:16,100 --> 00:47:17,500
JUSTIN: Seems easy enough.
1230
00:47:19,136 --> 00:47:23,005
[Waves crashing]
[Birds chirping]
1231
00:47:23,073 --> 00:47:25,174
I love Mexico!
1232
00:47:25,242 --> 00:47:27,610
Well, this isn't really Mexico.
1233
00:47:27,678 --> 00:47:29,378
Real Mexico
is very different.
1234
00:47:29,446 --> 00:47:31,313
Yeah, man.
1235
00:47:31,382 --> 00:47:33,782
Yeah, this is like Disneyland.
1236
00:47:33,851 --> 00:47:36,519
Yeah, it's like, uh... an
amusement park or something.
1237
00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:44,026
You know, Justin
is an expert photographer.
1238
00:47:44,095 --> 00:47:47,863
Very knowledgeable.
You guys should, uh, talk shop.
1239
00:47:47,932 --> 00:47:49,498
Well, I'm not too much
a photographer.
1240
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,300
This is mostly a hobby.
1241
00:47:51,369 --> 00:47:53,202
Yeah, me too.
It's like a hobby thing, so...
1242
00:47:53,270 --> 00:47:54,503
LOLA: I hate it here.
1243
00:47:54,571 --> 00:47:56,171
I want to go to New York
and be an architect.
1244
00:47:56,240 --> 00:47:58,240
New York, nice!
We were just in New York.
1245
00:47:58,309 --> 00:48:03,012
Hell of a town.
Great town.
1246
00:48:03,080 --> 00:48:08,250
LOLA: I want to see
the snow at Christmastime.
1247
00:48:08,319 --> 00:48:10,386
Yeah, we just wanted to see
the ocean and the sand,
1248
00:48:10,388 --> 00:48:12,455
and now we're here,
and I don't know what to think.
1249
00:48:15,025 --> 00:48:16,558
ALEX: Hey, girls,
if you go to New York,
1250
00:48:16,561 --> 00:48:19,361
don't go on New Year's Eve.
1251
00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:20,930
I would say there's
two types of people.
1252
00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:23,198
People that wanna stand around
Times Square on New Year's Eve,
1253
00:48:23,201 --> 00:48:29,705
and the people that aren't
fuckin' assholes!
1254
00:48:29,773 --> 00:48:30,873
That's the two types.
1255
00:48:30,875 --> 00:48:33,342
Yep.
1256
00:48:33,411 --> 00:48:35,844
It's a great joke, Alex.
1257
00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:37,980
You're really good at this.
[Laughs]
1258
00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:42,018
[Volleyball players
cheering and clapping]
1259
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:49,758
ALEX: You know we're gonna be
late for the rehearsal dinner.
1260
00:48:49,827 --> 00:48:52,561
JUSTIN: Yeah, I know.
1261
00:48:52,563 --> 00:48:54,730
ALEX: Why didn't you
get her info?
1262
00:48:54,798 --> 00:48:56,966
JUSTIN: Nah.
1263
00:48:57,034 --> 00:48:59,101
ALEX: She was hot!
1264
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,871
JUSTIN: It's just
better this way.
1265
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:07,109
SARAH: Jenny and Mike
are so cool,
1266
00:49:07,177 --> 00:49:10,212
so congratulations to them,
'cause they're so in love,
1267
00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,849
and Mike's the best thing
to ever happen to...
1268
00:49:13,918 --> 00:49:18,921
me and Dad, and he's great,
and we love him,
1269
00:49:18,923 --> 00:49:23,058
and Jenny's come such
a long way since being a kid,
1270
00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,428
like from being a wiener kid
and a dork, and like,
1271
00:49:26,431 --> 00:49:27,530
wearing jogging pants...
1272
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:29,131
ALEX: [Whispers] Sir?
Excuse me.
1273
00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,867
Sir, if you could just move
over a little bit, please.
1274
00:49:31,936 --> 00:49:33,102
Sir!
1275
00:49:33,170 --> 00:49:34,469
JENNY'S FATHER: [Sighs]
Oh, come on!
1276
00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:37,573
SARAH: And then she met Mike,
and now she's so great...
1277
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,742
[Whispers] Sir, I'm a
professional, if you'd just...
1278
00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:41,811
SARAH: She thought that
Frasier Crane and Niles Crane...
1279
00:49:41,879 --> 00:49:43,479
[Whispers] All right.
1280
00:49:43,547 --> 00:49:45,514
But I got my eye on you,
fucktard!
1281
00:49:45,582 --> 00:49:46,782
SARAH: Remember that?
1282
00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:48,417
You thought Frasier
and Niles were British!
1283
00:49:48,419 --> 00:49:51,153
Oh, by the way, this
isn't the wedding yet.
1284
00:49:51,155 --> 00:49:52,855
This is the rehearsal dinner.
1285
00:49:52,923 --> 00:49:55,491
So rehearsal dinner is,
like, the dinner
1286
00:49:55,493 --> 00:49:58,560
where you get ready
to get into wedding mode.
1287
00:49:58,629 --> 00:50:01,063
It, like, acclimates you
to your new, like,
1288
00:50:01,131 --> 00:50:02,965
wedding environment.
1289
00:50:02,967 --> 00:50:05,434
Because we don't want all
you guys to come down here...
1290
00:50:05,503 --> 00:50:08,003
[Whispers] Please--
please stop that.
1291
00:50:08,072 --> 00:50:10,039
SARAH:... your regular, boring,
like, miserable life...
1292
00:50:10,107 --> 00:50:12,575
JUSTIN: Okay, um...
let me just...
1293
00:50:12,643 --> 00:50:15,110
I think it's just,
like, a flash thing.
1294
00:50:15,179 --> 00:50:16,278
I think the flash is just--
1295
00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,447
Look, you're very
hot and sexy,
1296
00:50:18,449 --> 00:50:20,649
and I want to
have sex with you,
1297
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,218
but you need to level with me.
Are you crummy at this?
1298
00:50:23,287 --> 00:50:25,121
I think I've actually
got it figured out now.
1299
00:50:25,189 --> 00:50:26,655
Problem solved.
1300
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:28,123
Good.
1301
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:30,426
'Cause I don't wanna
have to tell my dad
1302
00:50:30,494 --> 00:50:33,195
that he's spending his fortune
on some poor photographer
1303
00:50:33,197 --> 00:50:35,398
who's poor at his art.
1304
00:50:35,466 --> 00:50:38,267
And then I'd have to be
fucking someone that sucks!
1305
00:50:38,335 --> 00:50:39,701
And that would hurt.
1306
00:50:39,770 --> 00:50:42,104
Sure, yeah.
I'm just gonna go...
1307
00:50:42,172 --> 00:50:43,806
take some other...
1308
00:50:43,874 --> 00:50:45,574
How long have you
guys been doing this?
1309
00:50:45,643 --> 00:50:49,511
Yeah, now I basically just kinda
do weddings for Tom as a favour.
1310
00:50:49,580 --> 00:50:51,847
You know, I try to focus
most of my attention
1311
00:50:51,915 --> 00:50:54,349
on my production company.
1312
00:50:54,352 --> 00:50:55,717
Oh.
1313
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:57,286
Yeah, we do commercials, and--
1314
00:50:57,354 --> 00:50:59,388
Cool, for who?
1315
00:50:59,456 --> 00:51:04,126
At the moment, we're doin'
a big campaign for, um...
1316
00:51:04,194 --> 00:51:06,462
Best Buy.
JENNY: Wow.
1317
00:51:06,530 --> 00:51:08,397
When you set the colours,
1318
00:51:08,465 --> 00:51:11,066
can you make sure that
I don't look too pale?
1319
00:51:11,069 --> 00:51:12,234
ALEX: I can't imagine
you looking pale.
1320
00:51:12,303 --> 00:51:14,536
You're so... photogenic.
1321
00:51:14,605 --> 00:51:16,438
JENNY: Oh, thank you.
[Laughs]
1322
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:18,373
I'd marry you.
1323
00:51:18,376 --> 00:51:19,875
Sorry?
1324
00:51:19,944 --> 00:51:21,643
In a different-- sorry, like,
if this wasn't your wedding.
1325
00:51:21,712 --> 00:51:22,711
NICK: Eek, eek!
[Makes cutting noise]
1326
00:51:22,779 --> 00:51:24,313
ALEX: You should be...
flattered.
1327
00:51:24,381 --> 00:51:25,647
JENNY: [Laughs]
Oh, thank you.
1328
00:51:25,716 --> 00:51:28,217
Yeah, we're all laughing.
We're having a good time.
1329
00:51:28,285 --> 00:51:30,986
You look like
you're working very hard.
1330
00:51:31,054 --> 00:51:34,523
Oh, yeah, no, I'm just, uh...
very happy to be here.
1331
00:51:34,591 --> 00:51:37,326
Here, here.
You take this.
1332
00:51:37,328 --> 00:51:40,195
JUSTIN: Oh no, no, no, no, no!
That's okay, thank you.
1333
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:43,132
I'm just doing my job.
Just doing my job!
1334
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,136
That's for having
such a hot little mouth.
1335
00:51:47,204 --> 00:51:50,906
All-- all right.
Okay, thank you, thanks.
1336
00:51:50,974 --> 00:51:55,077
[Jenny's father chuckles]
1337
00:51:55,079 --> 00:51:57,045
Well, I thought
he was very nice.
1338
00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:59,248
He called me a fucktard!
Me!
1339
00:51:59,316 --> 00:52:01,683
He said I had
a hot little mouth.
1340
00:52:01,752 --> 00:52:03,953
Unbelievable!
1341
00:52:04,021 --> 00:52:06,755
Yeah, the bride's sister
was all over me, too.
1342
00:52:06,823 --> 00:52:08,958
It's really improving
my self-esteem, man.
1343
00:52:09,026 --> 00:52:11,193
I don't know what's goin' on
with this family.
1344
00:52:11,261 --> 00:52:13,762
ALEX: Oh, God,
he's staring at us.
1345
00:52:13,764 --> 00:52:17,232
JUSTIN: He's staring at you.
1346
00:52:17,301 --> 00:52:20,035
ALEX: Oh shit,
he's comin' over.
1347
00:52:23,707 --> 00:52:26,375
MIKE: Hey, fellas.
JUSTIN & ALEX: Hey.
1348
00:52:26,443 --> 00:52:28,777
MIKE: Hey, so, um,
the other night,
1349
00:52:28,779 --> 00:52:31,513
I said some stuff to you guys
that was a little top secret,
1350
00:52:31,516 --> 00:52:33,248
a little bit
shouldn't talk about.
1351
00:52:33,317 --> 00:52:34,449
ALEX: Oh-- no?
1352
00:52:34,518 --> 00:52:36,084
JUSTIN: Oh, we have
no memory of that.
1353
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,353
ALEX: Yeah, we don't know
what you're talking about.
1354
00:52:38,356 --> 00:52:40,088
About me filing
for bankruptcy,
1355
00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,458
and being under
tax fraud investigation,
1356
00:52:42,526 --> 00:52:44,426
and pretty much being
on the brink of being in jail.
1357
00:52:44,494 --> 00:52:45,994
Well, we're not...
we're not snitches,
1358
00:52:45,997 --> 00:52:47,829
so you don't need
to worry about that.
1359
00:52:47,898 --> 00:52:50,799
So we could just, like,
change the subject.
1360
00:52:50,867 --> 00:52:52,467
Yeah, change the--
talk about somethin' else,
1361
00:52:52,536 --> 00:52:53,802
I don't know.
1362
00:52:53,870 --> 00:52:55,537
It didn't even matter
what my scheme was,
1363
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:58,407
because I gave money to a guy
who just immediately left town.
1364
00:52:58,475 --> 00:52:59,742
He moved to
the next town over.
1365
00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:01,476
It sounds close.
It's far.
1366
00:53:01,479 --> 00:53:03,312
It's far when you're trying
to do legal stuff.
1367
00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,681
Whenever I hear a businessman
use the word 'scheme,'
1368
00:53:05,749 --> 00:53:08,250
I always know that, you know,
it's on the level.
1369
00:53:08,318 --> 00:53:10,019
CONCIERGE: Hi.
ALEX: Hi.
1370
00:53:10,087 --> 00:53:11,019
CONCIERGE: Can I help you?
1371
00:53:11,022 --> 00:53:12,354
Yeah, we wanna book
a wake-up call
1372
00:53:12,423 --> 00:53:16,225
for tomorrow morning at 5:30.
Room 533, please.
1373
00:53:16,293 --> 00:53:17,693
Very early, huh?
1374
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,228
ALEX: Yeah, we gotta get up,
we gotta film this wedding
1375
00:53:19,296 --> 00:53:20,896
at, like,
an ungodly hour.
1376
00:53:20,898 --> 00:53:22,531
Oh, I see.
Very important.
1377
00:53:22,599 --> 00:53:24,166
ALEX: Yeah, it's
really important.
1378
00:53:24,234 --> 00:53:25,567
I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but we had a wake-up call
1379
00:53:25,570 --> 00:53:27,503
for this morning,
and it never came.
1380
00:53:27,571 --> 00:53:31,440
So I'm begging you, please,
don't mess this call up, okay?
1381
00:53:31,442 --> 00:53:33,208
It's really important.
1382
00:53:33,277 --> 00:53:34,977
You know, it's gonna be
a big night in Mexico.
1383
00:53:34,979 --> 00:53:37,145
It's not gonna be like at home,
you know, when...
1384
00:53:37,214 --> 00:53:39,782
say, hypothetically,
I just, you know,
1385
00:53:39,850 --> 00:53:42,517
walk through the door,
and immediately strip down,
1386
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:44,253
eat a couple pizza pockets.
1387
00:53:44,255 --> 00:53:45,921
It's not gonna be
like that, okay?
1388
00:53:45,989 --> 00:53:47,956
We're gonna have a big night,
we're gonna be drinking...
1389
00:53:48,025 --> 00:53:50,092
...and partying.
JUSTIN: Partying.
1390
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:51,660
ALEX: You know, meeting girls.
1391
00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,762
Maybe a girl
named Cindy, okay?
1392
00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:55,264
Maybe we'll bring her
back to the hotel,
1393
00:53:55,332 --> 00:53:56,732
and she's gone out
for the night,
1394
00:53:56,800 --> 00:53:58,267
because her dad is here,
brought her here,
1395
00:53:58,335 --> 00:53:59,935
he's on an insurance
conference,
1396
00:53:59,937 --> 00:54:01,737
and she feels a
little bit neglected.
1397
00:54:01,805 --> 00:54:04,773
Okay, so she comes back to our
place, which is a safe place,
1398
00:54:04,841 --> 00:54:07,576
we offer her tea,
we hold each other.
1399
00:54:07,644 --> 00:54:10,579
I feel safe for the first
time in my entire life.
1400
00:54:10,647 --> 00:54:12,247
With Cindy.
1401
00:54:12,316 --> 00:54:14,483
Sir, if it's so important
for tomorrow,
1402
00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:17,586
why not you go to bed early,
and get some sleep?
1403
00:54:17,654 --> 00:54:20,155
Leave Cindy by herself
at the bar?
1404
00:54:20,223 --> 00:54:22,224
We're there to save her.
I'm there.
1405
00:54:22,293 --> 00:54:24,159
He's just kind of
along for the ride.
1406
00:54:24,227 --> 00:54:27,296
I'm in a different
hypothetical situation entirely.
1407
00:54:27,364 --> 00:54:29,398
A more real
hypothetical situation.
1408
00:54:29,466 --> 00:54:30,732
ALEX: You're killing the mood.
1409
00:54:30,801 --> 00:54:34,536
[Dance music plays]
1410
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,172
[Dance music plays]
1411
00:54:37,240 --> 00:54:38,440
JUSTIN: Hey, there's Nick.
1412
00:54:38,508 --> 00:54:40,376
ALEX: Oh, and Mike.
1413
00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:41,510
NICK: Hey, guys.
1414
00:54:41,578 --> 00:54:43,512
ALEX: Hey, Nick.
NICK: Ola!
1415
00:54:43,514 --> 00:54:45,013
JUSTIN: Mike, how
you doin', man?
1416
00:54:45,082 --> 00:54:46,382
MIKE: Drinking away
the anxiety.
1417
00:54:46,450 --> 00:54:49,351
NICK: Woo...
MIKE: Hopefully.
1418
00:54:49,420 --> 00:54:51,520
A lot of babes
here tonight, man.
1419
00:54:51,588 --> 00:54:52,955
Babes?
1420
00:54:53,023 --> 00:54:54,590
You're into that?
You're into babes?
1421
00:54:54,658 --> 00:54:56,325
Big time.
1422
00:54:56,393 --> 00:54:57,993
Didn't really peg you
as the 'into babes' type.
1423
00:54:57,995 --> 00:54:59,828
You've got this asexual vibe.
1424
00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:02,064
I don't really see you
as a sexual person at all.
1425
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:04,366
Yeah, I don't want you to
see me as a sexual person,
1426
00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,168
so that works out well.
1427
00:55:06,170 --> 00:55:08,470
Photography, that's
clearly your hobby, right?
1428
00:55:08,539 --> 00:55:12,007
That's like, the thing you're
doing with your spare time
1429
00:55:12,075 --> 00:55:14,743
as a side gig?
ALEX: Uh...
1430
00:55:14,745 --> 00:55:16,712
How do you get by, man?
1431
00:55:16,714 --> 00:55:18,380
I'm doing quite well,
you know.
1432
00:55:18,448 --> 00:55:21,283
Sometimes I cut people a deal
if I like them as much as...
1433
00:55:21,352 --> 00:55:23,852
you and Jenny, and you know,
believe in the project.
1434
00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,654
It's good to know about
life on the other side.
1435
00:55:25,722 --> 00:55:27,022
You gotta learn, right?
1436
00:55:27,090 --> 00:55:29,224
What does that mean,
life on the other side?
1437
00:55:29,226 --> 00:55:30,326
Because you never know
1438
00:55:30,394 --> 00:55:31,660
when everything's
gonna crumble, right?
1439
00:55:31,728 --> 00:55:34,029
NICK: Man, you're flush!
MIKE: Yeah.
1440
00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,497
NICK: You bought me that car.
MIKE: No, I'm doing great.
1441
00:55:35,565 --> 00:55:38,266
NICK: He is a very flush man.
1442
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:40,635
You should probably tip
them out at the end of this.
1443
00:55:40,704 --> 00:55:43,905
Things are goin' well...
with me.
1444
00:55:43,974 --> 00:55:46,241
Congrats again, man, on the
wedding, and the everything.
1445
00:55:46,243 --> 00:55:49,044
It's just...
Congrats, it's a big day.
1446
00:55:49,046 --> 00:55:51,546
MIKE: She loves me so much.
1447
00:55:51,615 --> 00:55:53,482
She must really love you.
1448
00:55:53,550 --> 00:55:56,418
It's crazy, and I feel
like I can't reflect
1449
00:55:56,486 --> 00:55:59,254
the same amount
of love at her.
1450
00:55:59,256 --> 00:56:01,123
Like, I just don't
have it in me!
1451
00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:02,424
Really?
You seem like a loving guy.
1452
00:56:02,492 --> 00:56:03,725
You got it together, and...
1453
00:56:03,794 --> 00:56:05,093
It's almost like
the less I give her,
1454
00:56:05,162 --> 00:56:08,730
the more she gives me.
It's not fair.
1455
00:56:08,799 --> 00:56:10,999
It's really an
unjust situation,
1456
00:56:11,067 --> 00:56:12,801
and I don't deserve it,
1457
00:56:12,803 --> 00:56:14,970
and someone else
probably deserves it,
1458
00:56:14,972 --> 00:56:16,004
but I'm the one
getting it!
1459
00:56:16,072 --> 00:56:17,005
ALEX: I think
you're being modest.
1460
00:56:17,007 --> 00:56:18,640
MIKE: It doesn't make sense!
1461
00:56:18,708 --> 00:56:20,008
Oh, so you're from England?
1462
00:56:20,010 --> 00:56:21,944
Well, I've got tons of
British friends.
1463
00:56:22,012 --> 00:56:23,412
Oh, yeah, whereabouts?
1464
00:56:23,480 --> 00:56:24,913
Uh, London.
They all live in London.
1465
00:56:24,981 --> 00:56:26,715
JESSICA: Oh, yeah?
ALEX: Yeah, downtown.
1466
00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:27,916
JESSICA: Cool.
ALEX: Yeah.
1467
00:56:27,918 --> 00:56:30,285
I'm from London.
ALEX: Oh, wow, okay.
1468
00:56:30,353 --> 00:56:32,020
JESSICA: Yeah.
Yeah, from Barnet.
1469
00:56:32,022 --> 00:56:33,255
Do you know High Barnet?
1470
00:56:33,257 --> 00:56:36,792
Very well.
Yeah, Barnet, great street.
1471
00:56:36,860 --> 00:56:39,027
So, how's your
holiday going?
1472
00:56:39,096 --> 00:56:40,829
ALEX: I'm actually
here for work.
1473
00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,564
JESSICA: Oh no,
what do you do?
1474
00:56:42,633 --> 00:56:44,933
Yeah... uh, filmmaker.
Wedding films.
1475
00:56:45,001 --> 00:56:46,635
That's kinda cool.
That's exciting.
1476
00:56:46,703 --> 00:56:49,304
ALEX: Yeah, it's not.
JESSICA: No?
1477
00:56:49,372 --> 00:56:51,373
No, we say that
we're filmmakers,
1478
00:56:51,442 --> 00:56:53,308
but in actuality,
we're not, you know?
1479
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:55,043
It's actually
kinda depressing.
1480
00:56:55,111 --> 00:56:58,980
I don't wanna bum you out,
but I wish I was dead.
1481
00:56:59,049 --> 00:57:00,382
You need to get out of
your own head, mate.
1482
00:57:00,384 --> 00:57:01,950
That's a lot.
1483
00:57:02,018 --> 00:57:03,351
Out of my own head?
1484
00:57:03,354 --> 00:57:06,488
That's what my tantric sex
instructor used to tell me.
1485
00:57:06,556 --> 00:57:09,357
Right before he started
asking me advice on sex.
1486
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:14,663
You're so full of shit!
[Laughs]
1487
00:57:14,731 --> 00:57:17,332
That is adorable!
I love dogs!
1488
00:57:17,334 --> 00:57:19,901
That's so cute!
How long are you here for?
1489
00:57:19,970 --> 00:57:21,870
We've been here
for five days,
1490
00:57:21,939 --> 00:57:23,972
and we leave the day
after tomorrow.
1491
00:57:23,974 --> 00:57:26,208
Oh, five days
without your little puppy!
1492
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:28,510
Is it so lonely?
Are you just lonely?
1493
00:57:28,578 --> 00:57:30,645
It is pretty lonely.
[Laughs]
1494
00:57:30,648 --> 00:57:32,180
Yeah?
We should, um...
1495
00:57:32,249 --> 00:57:33,715
We should get outta here,
go somewhere else.
1496
00:57:33,783 --> 00:57:35,083
I don't know, maybe
go fuck or something.
1497
00:57:35,152 --> 00:57:36,384
What do you think?
1498
00:57:36,387 --> 00:57:38,620
[Laughs]
I don't know.
1499
00:57:38,689 --> 00:57:41,156
It'd be fun!
[Kate laughs]
1500
00:57:41,224 --> 00:57:44,359
Hey, Jess,
what do you think?
1501
00:57:44,427 --> 00:57:46,161
Do you guys wanna
get outta here, too?
1502
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,429
JESSICA: Oh, you're leaving?
1503
00:57:47,497 --> 00:57:49,464
We could go make out!
1504
00:57:49,533 --> 00:57:52,568
Like, we're on vacation,
we could totally make out.
1505
00:57:52,636 --> 00:57:55,604
JESSICA: Um... [Laughs]
KATE: Why don't we take a dip?
1506
00:57:55,672 --> 00:57:58,473
I think the pools are closed,
so we could go back to plan A.
1507
00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,408
Yeah, let's go for a swim!
1508
00:58:00,411 --> 00:58:02,110
Let's go for a swim,
a night swim, it sounds fun;
1509
00:58:02,178 --> 00:58:03,445
that sounds really fun.
1510
00:58:03,513 --> 00:58:06,315
We'll be quiet and no one
will notice, let's go.
1511
00:58:06,383 --> 00:58:07,582
JESSICA: Let's take a dip.
1512
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,952
Okay, all right,
we're gonna take a dip.
1513
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:13,322
JESSICA: Do you wanna come in?
1514
00:58:13,390 --> 00:58:15,757
I do, I just--
my phone's about to die.
1515
00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:17,259
JESSICA: [Laughs]
Do you need to call someone?
1516
00:58:17,261 --> 00:58:18,460
ALEX: No, I don't
need to call anyone,
1517
00:58:18,529 --> 00:58:19,661
but I just-- it's like,
just a thing.
1518
00:58:19,729 --> 00:58:20,996
I like to always
have it above 50--
1519
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:22,297
JESSICA: What the fuck
are you going on about?
1520
00:58:22,365 --> 00:58:26,768
ALEX: Like...
[Jessica laughs]
1521
00:58:26,836 --> 00:58:28,036
Just the phone, I just...
1522
00:58:28,104 --> 00:58:29,705
JESSICA: [Laughs]
It's okay.
1523
00:58:31,008 --> 00:58:33,808
Oooh!
Jesus, it's cold!
1524
00:58:33,811 --> 00:58:35,343
It's, like, super cold
on my balls.
1525
00:58:35,412 --> 00:58:36,945
Let yourself
get used to it.
1526
00:58:36,947 --> 00:58:40,682
ALEX: This is like a...
1527
00:58:40,750 --> 00:58:42,751
I just think you should know
that I'm really drunk right now.
1528
00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:44,886
I just want you to--
JESSICA: What does it matter?
1529
00:58:44,955 --> 00:58:46,855
Well, I just want you to know
that I can't quite see straight,
1530
00:58:46,923 --> 00:58:48,223
you know, that's just a...
1531
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:52,360
JESSICA: You're fine.
1532
00:58:52,363 --> 00:58:54,329
Do you wanna come over here?
1533
00:58:54,397 --> 00:58:56,665
Sure.
1534
00:58:56,733 --> 00:58:59,000
Also, I just want you to know
that it's been a while
1535
00:58:59,069 --> 00:59:00,102
since I've...
1536
00:59:00,170 --> 00:59:01,303
JESSICA: What's been
a while since what?
1537
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,238
ALEX: Since, like,
any type of interaction.
1538
00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:04,506
JESSICA: What kind
of interaction?
1539
00:59:04,575 --> 00:59:06,474
ALEX: Just like, with
this type of inter-- yeah.
1540
00:59:06,543 --> 00:59:07,509
JESSICA: This kind
of interaction?
1541
00:59:07,578 --> 00:59:09,644
ALEX: Yeah.
[Jessica laughs]
1542
00:59:09,713 --> 00:59:14,583
♪
1543
00:59:14,585 --> 00:59:18,320
♪
1544
00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:22,390
♪
1545
00:59:22,393 --> 00:59:25,794
♪
1546
00:59:25,862 --> 00:59:28,396
♪
1547
00:59:28,465 --> 00:59:31,633
♪
1548
00:59:31,702 --> 00:59:32,801
[Loud splash]
1549
00:59:32,869 --> 00:59:34,269
ALEX: Jesus!
1550
00:59:34,338 --> 00:59:35,437
MAN: Oh yeah, I thought
I heard another
1551
00:59:35,505 --> 00:59:38,206
fucking Brit 'round here!
Where you from, love?
1552
00:59:38,274 --> 00:59:39,408
JESSICA: London.
1553
00:59:39,476 --> 00:59:40,976
Why are you engaging him?
1554
00:59:41,044 --> 00:59:42,811
MAN: Oi, she can do
whatever she wants!
1555
00:59:42,879 --> 00:59:44,646
Just like we can do
whatever we want.
1556
00:59:44,714 --> 00:59:46,181
[Loud splash]
1557
00:59:46,183 --> 00:59:47,616
Guys, uh...
1558
00:59:47,684 --> 00:59:48,750
You're kind of
interrupting right now,
1559
00:59:48,819 --> 00:59:50,285
so if you could kinda
back the fuck off!
1560
00:59:50,353 --> 00:59:51,753
MAN: Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, mate!
1561
00:59:51,755 --> 00:59:53,755
MAN 2: Back the fuck off?
MAN: Back the fuck off, then!
1562
00:59:53,824 --> 00:59:55,090
MAN 2: Did you just
fucking swear at us?
1563
00:59:55,158 --> 00:59:56,224
I didn't swear.
1564
00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:57,993
I swore, but it
wasn't directly at you.
1565
00:59:57,995 --> 01:00:00,128
MAN: Yeah, he just
fucking swore at us.
1566
01:00:00,130 --> 01:00:01,229
MAN 2: Come on, love!
1567
01:00:01,297 --> 01:00:02,197
MAN: You girls are
partying with these--
1568
01:00:02,265 --> 01:00:03,165
ALEX: It's none
of your business.
1569
01:00:03,233 --> 01:00:04,266
Look, I don't want
any trouble.
1570
01:00:04,334 --> 01:00:05,300
MAN: You know, it's not nice
to swear at people
1571
01:00:05,368 --> 01:00:06,635
you just met for
the first time.
1572
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:08,036
Okay, look,
I don't want any trouble,
1573
01:00:08,104 --> 01:00:09,404
and if you guys stick around,
1574
01:00:09,472 --> 01:00:10,839
I'm afraid there's
gonna be some trouble,
1575
01:00:10,907 --> 01:00:11,940
so that's just
kind of a...
1576
01:00:12,008 --> 01:00:13,675
Alex, just shut up, man.
Be quiet.
1577
01:00:13,744 --> 01:00:15,510
MAN: Ooh, is that a threat?
Are you threatening us?
1578
01:00:15,578 --> 01:00:16,712
No, I'm not threatening you.
1579
01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:18,546
But I feel if you guys
just got to know me first,
1580
01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:20,382
that maybe all this, you know,
you might just kind of--
1581
01:00:20,450 --> 01:00:22,017
MAN: Get to know you?
ALEX: Oh, my phone!
1582
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:23,718
Justin, they threw
my phone in the pool!
1583
01:00:23,787 --> 01:00:25,854
Alex, shut up!
1584
01:00:25,856 --> 01:00:28,056
ALEX: My phone is ruined!
My phone is ruined!
1585
01:00:28,058 --> 01:00:29,925
Alex, will you walk us back?
These guys are mental!
1586
01:00:29,993 --> 01:00:32,127
MAN: Oi, oi, oi!
You see this guy here?
1587
01:00:32,129 --> 01:00:34,329
He's a good guy.
1588
01:00:34,398 --> 01:00:39,534
And you, you're
a fucking asshole!
1589
01:00:39,602 --> 01:00:40,669
JESSICA: Alex, will you
walk us back?
1590
01:00:40,737 --> 01:00:42,771
MAN: What're you gonna do?
1591
01:00:42,839 --> 01:00:44,272
ALEX: You want me
to walk you to the--
1592
01:00:44,274 --> 01:00:45,573
JESSICA: Yeah!
1593
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,776
MAN: Oh, come on, ladies!
MAN 2: Come on, girls!
1594
01:00:47,844 --> 01:00:49,544
MAN: We're just playing
around with your mates!
1595
01:00:49,612 --> 01:00:50,612
MAN 2: No, oh no, no.
1596
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,280
MAN: Come on!
We're just getting started!
1597
01:00:52,348 --> 01:00:53,281
MAN 2: Where do you think
you're goin', darling?
1598
01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:55,050
You're gonna go home
with this pussy?
1599
01:00:55,118 --> 01:00:56,685
MAN: Come on, girls,
there's nothing goin' on here!
1600
01:00:56,753 --> 01:00:58,420
Come on, girls!
Don't go!
1601
01:00:58,488 --> 01:00:59,921
JUSTIN: Where the fuck
are my pants?
1602
01:00:59,989 --> 01:01:03,258
MAN: Girls, there's
nothin' wrong!
1603
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,495
JESSICA: Come on,
hurry up, Kate!
1604
01:01:06,563 --> 01:01:08,263
[Man and Man 2
shouting incoherently]
1605
01:01:08,331 --> 01:01:09,631
ALEX: Come on, let's
just really try to go
1606
01:01:09,700 --> 01:01:11,433
as quick as we can here.
1607
01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:13,635
[Man and Man 2
shouting incoherently]
1608
01:01:13,637 --> 01:01:15,236
ALEX: Maybe just run.
1609
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:18,073
Where the fuck are my pants?
1610
01:01:19,809 --> 01:01:20,909
MAN: Hey, girls!
Girls!
1611
01:01:20,977 --> 01:01:23,144
ALEX: Yeah, we should
really kinda hurry.
1612
01:01:23,213 --> 01:01:26,414
MAN & MAN 2: Come back!
Come on, girls, come on!
1613
01:01:26,483 --> 01:01:29,184
We're just playing, come on!
1614
01:01:29,252 --> 01:01:30,618
ALEX: Let's go, come on!
1615
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:31,853
What?
1616
01:01:31,921 --> 01:01:33,354
MAN: Girls, girls, girls!
oi!
1617
01:01:33,423 --> 01:01:35,690
Hey, get outta the way!
What the fuck, girls?!
1618
01:01:35,759 --> 01:01:37,459
Get the fuck outta there,
you fuckin' sluts!
1619
01:01:37,527 --> 01:01:39,394
MAN 2: Open the
fucking door, girls!
1620
01:01:39,396 --> 01:01:40,762
You fuckin' sluts!
1621
01:01:40,830 --> 01:01:42,597
MAN: Fucking slags!
Come on, girls!
1622
01:01:42,665 --> 01:01:43,998
These fucking assholes!
1623
01:01:44,067 --> 01:01:45,366
MAN 2: What's your
fucking problem, mate?
1624
01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:47,368
Where you fucking going?
1625
01:01:47,437 --> 01:01:50,071
[Man and Man 2 shouting]
1626
01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:51,873
MAN: What's the fucking
problem, mate?
1627
01:01:51,875 --> 01:01:52,974
MAN 2: You fucking cunt!
1628
01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:55,510
[Man and Man 2 shouting]
1629
01:01:55,578 --> 01:01:59,180
♪
1630
01:01:59,249 --> 01:02:01,649
♪
1631
01:02:01,718 --> 01:02:05,320
♪
1632
01:02:06,490 --> 01:02:07,422
[Can clinks onto ground]
1633
01:02:09,726 --> 01:02:11,626
[Whispers]
Justin!
1634
01:02:11,628 --> 01:02:13,161
Justin?!
1635
01:02:17,033 --> 01:02:19,000
Oh, shit...
1636
01:02:20,637 --> 01:02:22,303
[Sighs]
1637
01:02:22,306 --> 01:02:27,041
[Breathing heavily]
1638
01:02:27,044 --> 01:02:29,678
[Breathing heavily]
1639
01:02:30,914 --> 01:02:33,181
Alex?
1640
01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:34,783
Alex...
1641
01:02:34,851 --> 01:02:36,017
ALEX: Justin!
1642
01:02:36,085 --> 01:02:37,185
JUSTIN: Shit!
1643
01:02:37,187 --> 01:02:38,386
What happened?
Where were you?
1644
01:02:38,455 --> 01:02:39,721
Where were you?!
1645
01:02:39,790 --> 01:02:41,856
I just got pushed down the hall
30 consecutive times!
1646
01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,325
I needed backup!
1647
01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:44,859
I can't find my pants.
1648
01:02:44,928 --> 01:02:45,927
ALEX: Who cares
about your pants?
1649
01:02:45,929 --> 01:02:47,128
My phone's ruined!
1650
01:02:47,131 --> 01:02:48,229
I need those pants!
1651
01:02:48,298 --> 01:02:49,430
My wallet's in there,
my passport.
1652
01:02:49,499 --> 01:02:51,900
Your passport?
JUSTIN: Yeah, I know.
1653
01:02:51,968 --> 01:02:53,935
Who carries their
passport on them?
1654
01:02:54,003 --> 01:02:55,069
I don't know, man!
1655
01:02:55,072 --> 01:02:56,371
We've been drunk
for the last 40 hours.
1656
01:02:56,439 --> 01:03:00,609
We're making bad decisions
here, obviously.
1657
01:03:03,513 --> 01:03:05,280
Why are you loing
in the pool?
1658
01:03:05,282 --> 01:03:06,782
It could've fallen in!
I don't know.
1659
01:03:06,850 --> 01:03:08,483
If it fell in,
it's ruined.
1660
01:03:08,485 --> 01:03:09,617
JUSTIN: Passports
are waterproof.
1661
01:03:09,686 --> 01:03:10,852
Passports are not waterproof.
1662
01:03:10,854 --> 01:03:12,454
[Justin sighs]
1663
01:03:12,522 --> 01:03:14,522
Well, this is outrageous!
1664
01:03:14,591 --> 01:03:16,591
We've been looking here
for 40 minutes, and it--
1665
01:03:16,659 --> 01:03:17,959
we would've found it
by now if it's in here.
1666
01:03:18,028 --> 01:03:19,527
The water's
completely clear.
1667
01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:20,862
Is this even the right pool?
1668
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,364
There's like,
50 fuckin' pools.
1669
01:03:22,432 --> 01:03:25,733
I'm 0% sure this is
the right pool.
1670
01:03:25,802 --> 01:03:27,502
Well, it's not our fault,
you know, I mean,
1671
01:03:27,571 --> 01:03:29,571
they hire some lazy
fuckin' architect,
1672
01:03:29,639 --> 01:03:33,208
he designs 50 identical pools.
I'm gonna lodge a complaint!
1673
01:03:33,276 --> 01:03:34,643
Lodge a complaint?
1674
01:03:34,711 --> 01:03:36,177
Yeah, look at us.
We need to go to bed.
1675
01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,146
We have no idea what time
it is without your phone.
1676
01:03:38,214 --> 01:03:39,480
Well, what do you mean?
Where's your phone?
1677
01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:40,648
It died.
1678
01:03:40,717 --> 01:03:42,183
I don't know, I forgot
the charger at home.
1679
01:03:42,252 --> 01:03:44,920
Oh, this is great!
Who forgets their charger?
1680
01:03:44,988 --> 01:03:46,721
Who forgets their... watch?
1681
01:03:46,790 --> 01:03:47,789
You don't even
own a watch!
1682
01:03:47,791 --> 01:03:48,823
Who wears a watch anymore?
1683
01:03:48,892 --> 01:03:50,291
What is this, 1996?
1684
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:53,161
Am I Chandler Bing
or something?
1685
01:03:53,229 --> 01:03:56,598
We're done.
We are finished!
1686
01:03:56,666 --> 01:03:59,234
No, we need to
pull this together.
1687
01:03:59,236 --> 01:04:00,768
Maybe it's better if we don't
know what time it is right now.
1688
01:04:00,837 --> 01:04:02,070
It's gonna fuck with
our heads tomorrow
1689
01:04:02,072 --> 01:04:05,073
if we're aware of how
sleep-deprived we are.
1690
01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,274
ALEX: You're right.
1691
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:07,742
Yeah, let's just
go to bed right away.
1692
01:04:07,810 --> 01:04:09,678
We have to wake up at 5:30.
1693
01:04:09,746 --> 01:04:11,947
ALEX: Okay, okay, but
no fucking around, okay?
1694
01:04:12,015 --> 01:04:14,082
That phone call comes
in to wake us up,
1695
01:04:14,150 --> 01:04:16,751
we spring outta bed,
spring into action!
1696
01:04:16,819 --> 01:04:20,955
♪
1697
01:04:20,958 --> 01:04:25,226
♪
1698
01:04:25,295 --> 01:04:30,131
♪
1699
01:04:30,199 --> 01:04:33,868
♪
1700
01:04:33,871 --> 01:04:38,840
[Resort guests shouting
and chattering outside]
1701
01:04:38,908 --> 01:04:40,709
Sunny...
1702
01:04:40,777 --> 01:04:42,711
Sunlight.
1703
01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:44,312
What the fuck?
1704
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:45,813
Fuck!
What time is it?
1705
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,249
ALEX: Motherfucker!
JUSTIN: Fuck.
1706
01:04:48,318 --> 01:04:51,386
JUSTIN: Fuck... Jesus.
1707
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,621
What time is it
right now?!
1708
01:04:53,690 --> 01:04:55,990
Well, we booked a wake-up call
and it never came!
1709
01:04:55,993 --> 01:04:57,725
Unbelievable!
1710
01:04:57,728 --> 01:04:59,327
It's 7:30!
1711
01:04:59,395 --> 01:05:02,197
[Alex knocks on door]
1712
01:05:04,201 --> 01:05:07,635
You idiots are very lucky that
we're already running late!
1713
01:05:07,704 --> 01:05:09,270
Yeah, it's like
an industry standard
1714
01:05:09,273 --> 01:05:13,341
just to leave a bit of
a buffer on the big day.
1715
01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,877
Are you, uh, like,
rolling stag to the wedding?
1716
01:05:15,879 --> 01:05:18,212
Get in there,
you fucking idiot!
1717
01:05:18,281 --> 01:05:19,681
You stay here.
1718
01:05:19,749 --> 01:05:22,183
Where were you last night?
1719
01:05:22,251 --> 01:05:24,218
JUSTIN: We just, um...
called it a night.
1720
01:05:24,221 --> 01:05:25,820
We just went to bed
real early, and like--
1721
01:05:25,822 --> 01:05:27,555
And you still couldn't
get out of bed in the morning?
1722
01:05:27,557 --> 01:05:29,390
I got out of bed fine.
It was good.
1723
01:05:29,459 --> 01:05:31,092
SARAH: You were laying there,
thinking about me?
1724
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:34,763
JUSTIN: No, no, I wasn't,
I wasn't lying in--
1725
01:05:34,831 --> 01:05:36,498
You were jerking off!
1726
01:05:36,566 --> 01:05:38,433
No, I wasn't--
I definitely wasn't jerking off.
1727
01:05:38,501 --> 01:05:40,435
Yeah, you were in bed
and getting here late
1728
01:05:40,503 --> 01:05:41,903
because you were
jerking off and--
1729
01:05:41,972 --> 01:05:44,105
I wasn't.
I definitely wasn't... Alex!
1730
01:05:44,173 --> 01:05:46,241
I just need to take some photos
of your sister and stuff.
1731
01:05:46,309 --> 01:05:48,509
Okay, well,
get good pictures,
1732
01:05:48,512 --> 01:05:50,845
and then maybe I'll hire
you to do our wedding.
1733
01:05:50,847 --> 01:05:53,114
JUSTIN: Oh, wait,
you're gonna--
1734
01:05:53,182 --> 01:05:55,917
you would hire me
to film my own wedding?
1735
01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:57,418
JUSTIN: Man, I don't
know what to do.
1736
01:05:57,487 --> 01:05:59,821
Maybe I should just
sleep with her.
1737
01:05:59,889 --> 01:06:02,790
She sounds
completely insane.
1738
01:06:02,859 --> 01:06:05,427
And you realize that she's
graduating you, right?
1739
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:07,261
So that's what
it feels like, huh?
1740
01:06:07,264 --> 01:06:09,731
I should probably stop
doing that to people.
1741
01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,332
How do the photos look?
1742
01:06:11,335 --> 01:06:13,134
Good, I think.
Pretty good, yeah.
1743
01:06:13,203 --> 01:06:15,636
I don't really know what
I'm talking about at all.
1744
01:06:15,705 --> 01:06:17,438
ALEX: Yeah, but it looked like
you knew what you were doing.
1745
01:06:17,507 --> 01:06:18,807
Yeah, they were shiny.
They were really nice.
1746
01:06:18,875 --> 01:06:19,941
How's your video?
1747
01:06:19,943 --> 01:06:21,142
It's good.
1748
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:23,077
JUSTIN: Good.
Hey, what if I fuck this up?
1749
01:06:23,080 --> 01:06:24,746
You're not gonna fuck it up.
1750
01:06:24,814 --> 01:06:26,614
JUSTIN: Can they sue me,
though, personally?
1751
01:06:26,616 --> 01:06:29,317
ALEX: No, I think technically,
they could sue Tom.
1752
01:06:29,385 --> 01:06:31,419
And... then he could sue us.
1753
01:06:31,488 --> 01:06:32,954
JUSTIN: Sue you.
1754
01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:34,022
ALEX: Well, he'd sue me,
and then I would, like,
1755
01:06:34,090 --> 01:06:36,758
immediately sue you.
1756
01:06:36,826 --> 01:06:38,426
JUSTIN: Oh, so I have
a two-lawsuit buffer.
1757
01:06:38,494 --> 01:06:40,428
I'm... okay with that.
1758
01:06:40,496 --> 01:06:43,431
[Wedding guests chattering]
1759
01:06:43,433 --> 01:06:44,999
Hey...
1760
01:06:45,068 --> 01:06:46,901
You don't think Nick's actually
gonna do anything, do you?
1761
01:06:46,969 --> 01:06:49,103
No, no.
That would be insane.
1762
01:06:49,172 --> 01:06:50,204
['Here Comes the Bride'
starts playing]
1763
01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:52,240
ALEX: [Whispers]
Dude!
1764
01:06:52,308 --> 01:06:56,744
['Here Comes the Bride'
plays]
1765
01:06:56,813 --> 01:07:00,815
['Here Comes the Bride'
plays]
1766
01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:04,052
['Here Comes the Bride'
plays]
1767
01:07:04,120 --> 01:07:05,787
[Jenny laughs]
1768
01:07:09,358 --> 01:07:11,760
[Shutter clicks repeatedly]
1769
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,833
You may now kiss the bride.
1770
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:23,805
[Applause]
1771
01:07:23,873 --> 01:07:26,240
[Applause]
1772
01:07:26,309 --> 01:07:29,010
[Cell phone buzzes]
1773
01:07:29,079 --> 01:07:33,047
[Guests chattering]
1774
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:36,050
Nana is here right now!
1775
01:07:36,119 --> 01:07:38,619
She's here now!
1776
01:07:38,688 --> 01:07:39,587
JENNY'S FATHER:
Everyone, please,
1777
01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,156
I have an announcement
to make!
1778
01:07:41,224 --> 01:07:43,191
Papa, what's going on?
1779
01:07:43,259 --> 01:07:47,261
The father of the bride's
mother has just arrived.
1780
01:07:47,330 --> 01:07:48,763
Nana's here?
1781
01:07:48,832 --> 01:07:50,264
I didn't think
she could make it!
1782
01:07:50,333 --> 01:07:52,600
JENNY'S FATHER: Well,
she got here.
1783
01:07:52,668 --> 01:07:54,469
She's always doing this!
1784
01:07:54,537 --> 01:07:57,172
She thinks she can
just surprise us!
1785
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,107
JENNY: I think we just
have to do it again.
1786
01:07:59,175 --> 01:08:00,641
You're kidding me!
We're not doing it again!
1787
01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:01,709
JENNY'S FATHER:
Just get Nana.
1788
01:08:01,777 --> 01:08:02,710
MIKE: We've already
been married!
1789
01:08:02,779 --> 01:08:03,878
SARAH: She does this
all the time!
1790
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:05,513
JENNY: I know we're married.
It'll be a fake one.
1791
01:08:05,581 --> 01:08:06,714
MIKE: We did it, we're married,
it's official.
1792
01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:10,618
[All arguing at once]
1793
01:08:10,686 --> 01:08:13,354
[All arguing at once]
1794
01:08:13,422 --> 01:08:16,657
[All arguing at once]
1795
01:08:16,660 --> 01:08:18,493
Everybody...
1796
01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:20,595
Everybody!
1797
01:08:20,663 --> 01:08:23,164
JENNY'S FATHER: But somebody
right now has to get Nana!
1798
01:08:23,232 --> 01:08:24,766
SARAH: Nana's gonna freak out!
1799
01:08:24,834 --> 01:08:26,467
JENNY'S FATHER: Nana spends
her life freaking out!
1800
01:08:26,470 --> 01:08:30,071
[All shouting at once]
1801
01:08:30,139 --> 01:08:32,707
[All shouting at once]
1802
01:08:32,775 --> 01:08:35,977
Everybody shut the fuck up!
1803
01:08:36,045 --> 01:08:37,778
We're taking this again!
1804
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:40,014
Priest, in there.
1805
01:08:40,082 --> 01:08:43,351
Nick, take back
those fuckin' rings.
1806
01:08:43,419 --> 01:08:44,886
Holy shit, are you
doin' this for me?
1807
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,254
God, no!
1808
01:08:46,322 --> 01:08:48,990
No, no, Jesus Christ, no!
Get over it, it's done!
1809
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,892
Okay, father of the bride,
back to one,
1810
01:08:50,894 --> 01:08:52,226
it's not your big break.
1811
01:08:52,295 --> 01:08:54,028
Yeah, back to one,
it's not about you today.
1812
01:08:54,030 --> 01:08:56,498
Jenny, Jenny,
back to one, please.
1813
01:08:56,566 --> 01:08:59,333
Mike, you fucking
piece of shit!
1814
01:08:59,402 --> 01:09:00,835
Wipe that pool of sweat
off your face,
1815
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:02,203
we're doin' this again!
1816
01:09:02,271 --> 01:09:03,938
Everybody be quiet!
1817
01:09:04,006 --> 01:09:06,941
Guitar, not you, I wanna hear
some beautiful fuckin' music!
1818
01:09:07,009 --> 01:09:08,109
JUSTIN: I just want
you to know,
1819
01:09:08,178 --> 01:09:09,444
I really approve
of all this cursing.
1820
01:09:09,512 --> 01:09:10,845
ALEX: Thanks!
Take some fucking pictures!
1821
01:09:10,914 --> 01:09:12,947
Everyone, Nana's here!
1822
01:09:13,015 --> 01:09:16,450
All right, let's go!
Action!
1823
01:09:16,453 --> 01:09:17,718
[Claps]
Yes!
1824
01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:18,820
ALEX: Whoo!
Ohh!
1825
01:09:18,888 --> 01:09:21,989
Yes!
That was amazing!
1826
01:09:21,992 --> 01:09:23,357
You were amazing.
1827
01:09:23,426 --> 01:09:24,692
I don't know
what got into me, man.
1828
01:09:24,760 --> 01:09:26,194
It was incredible,
you took charge!
1829
01:09:26,262 --> 01:09:28,463
ALEX: I took charge!
JUSTIN: Yeah!
1830
01:09:28,531 --> 01:09:30,064
The second ceremony was
way better than the first.
1831
01:09:30,066 --> 01:09:31,299
ALEX: Yes!
It looked pretty great, right?
1832
01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:32,533
It looked amazing.
1833
01:09:32,536 --> 01:09:35,003
I got way better photos.
There was way more crying.
1834
01:09:35,071 --> 01:09:37,104
Now, do you think the crying
had anything to do
1835
01:09:37,173 --> 01:09:38,506
with me cursing at everybody?
1836
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,142
Yeah, probably, yeah. [Laughs]
It got the job done.
1837
01:09:41,211 --> 01:09:42,944
ALEX: Yeah.
JUSTIN: It got the job done!
1838
01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,512
Whew!
1839
01:09:44,580 --> 01:09:48,416
It got... the job...
done.
1840
01:09:48,484 --> 01:09:51,419
ALEX: Huh.
JUSTIN: What?
1841
01:09:51,487 --> 01:09:53,154
Do you hear anything?
1842
01:09:53,222 --> 01:09:54,956
No, like what?
1843
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:58,326
Oh, my God.
There's no... audio.
1844
01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,794
What?
1845
01:09:59,862 --> 01:10:01,462
The microphone must not have
been plugged into the...
1846
01:10:01,530 --> 01:10:02,730
it wasn't plugged in
all the way!
1847
01:10:02,798 --> 01:10:03,665
JUSTIN: Are you sure?
1848
01:10:03,733 --> 01:10:04,732
Oh my God!
1849
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:06,434
Holy shit!
1850
01:10:06,502 --> 01:10:08,769
Oh, fuck, I'm ha...
I'm having a heart attack!
1851
01:10:08,838 --> 01:10:09,837
You're not having
a heart attack.
1852
01:10:09,905 --> 01:10:11,172
Justin, I'm having a--
this is real!
1853
01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:12,740
I'm having a heart attack!
Oh my God!
1854
01:10:12,809 --> 01:10:14,542
You're not having
a heart attack!
1855
01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:16,511
Fuck...
1856
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,551
ALEX: What are we gonna do?
JUSTIN: You have to tell them.
1857
01:10:23,619 --> 01:10:24,752
Tell them that they
have to get married
1858
01:10:24,820 --> 01:10:26,321
for a third time
in the same day?
1859
01:10:26,389 --> 01:10:28,456
Yeah, there's nothing
you can do now, actually.
1860
01:10:28,524 --> 01:10:30,224
I'll put music throughout
the whole thing.
1861
01:10:30,227 --> 01:10:31,526
What about the vows?
1862
01:10:31,594 --> 01:10:32,860
Oh, fuck!
I don't know, man!
1863
01:10:32,929 --> 01:10:34,629
I'm freaking out!
1864
01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:36,130
Oh man!
1865
01:10:36,132 --> 01:10:37,665
What now?
1866
01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:38,900
I just realized
we haven't eaten anything
1867
01:10:38,968 --> 01:10:40,601
in like, 40 hours.
1868
01:10:40,604 --> 01:10:42,937
How can you
think about food?
1869
01:10:43,005 --> 01:10:45,306
JUSTIN: Dude, you fucked up.
There's no audio.
1870
01:10:45,308 --> 01:10:47,141
You fucked it up.
There's nothing you can do!
1871
01:10:47,209 --> 01:10:48,776
Freaking out's not
gonna solve anything.
1872
01:10:48,845 --> 01:10:50,278
Save it in editing,
I don't know, you fucked up.
1873
01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:52,313
Saving it in editing
isn't a thing!
1874
01:10:52,381 --> 01:10:54,215
People say that when they don't
know anything about editing!
1875
01:10:54,283 --> 01:10:56,084
We need to eat something.
That's part of the problem.
1876
01:10:56,152 --> 01:10:57,285
We're not thinking right.
We need to go down
1877
01:10:57,287 --> 01:10:59,053
to that sports bar downstairs,
get some burgers,
1878
01:10:59,121 --> 01:11:01,022
get some beers,
some comfort food.
1879
01:11:01,090 --> 01:11:03,424
We need comfort right now.
1880
01:11:03,426 --> 01:11:06,027
I'm not fuckin' eating.
I can't eat!
1881
01:11:06,029 --> 01:11:10,565
You can't eat right after
you had a heart attack!
1882
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:12,800
[Resort guests chattering]
1883
01:11:12,802 --> 01:11:16,837
[Justin chewing loudly]
1884
01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:18,005
ALEX: Ugh, Jesus!
1885
01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:21,042
I wish you eating
chicken wings had no audio.
1886
01:11:24,714 --> 01:11:28,249
Okay, so...
according to this dweeb,
1887
01:11:28,318 --> 01:11:30,451
it's like a figure 8 motion
to close the thing,
1888
01:11:30,453 --> 01:11:32,586
but we totally
tried that already.
1889
01:11:32,655 --> 01:11:34,856
Yeah, it doesn't work.
1890
01:11:34,924 --> 01:11:37,091
Great.
1891
01:11:37,159 --> 01:11:38,592
[Burps]
Oh man, I don't feel...
1892
01:11:38,661 --> 01:11:41,896
[Burps] I'm not feeling
so... great.
1893
01:11:41,964 --> 01:11:46,567
Yeah, this is the most
depressing moment of my life.
1894
01:11:46,635 --> 01:11:49,270
[Coughing]
1895
01:11:49,272 --> 01:11:51,305
[Coughing]
1896
01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:54,008
[Vomiting]
1897
01:11:54,076 --> 01:11:56,778
[Coughing]
1898
01:11:58,882 --> 01:12:00,915
JUSTIN: Oh, man,
it must've been that burger.
1899
01:12:00,983 --> 01:12:02,684
ALEX: Or the chicken wings,
or the pizza...
1900
01:12:02,752 --> 01:12:04,185
or the other burger.
1901
01:12:04,253 --> 01:12:06,487
It's not funny, man.
I really feel fucked up.
1902
01:12:06,555 --> 01:12:09,023
Oh!
Wow, we make a great team.
1903
01:12:09,091 --> 01:12:10,625
In the last 48 hours,
1904
01:12:10,693 --> 01:12:12,960
we've spent $200
on a cab fare,
1905
01:12:13,028 --> 01:12:14,262
we went to
the wrong resort,
1906
01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:16,697
we spent four hours
looking for our hotel room,
1907
01:12:16,766 --> 01:12:19,467
you lost your passport,
I ruined my phone,
1908
01:12:19,535 --> 01:12:21,369
we taped a wedding
with no sound,
1909
01:12:21,437 --> 01:12:24,739
and now apparently you have...
barbeque sauce poisoning.
1910
01:12:24,741 --> 01:12:26,941
You got your
ass kicked, too.
1911
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:28,743
I didn't get my ass kicked.
1912
01:12:28,811 --> 01:12:30,711
I got mildly disrespected.
1913
01:12:30,780 --> 01:12:34,815
[Wedding guests singing
and clapping]
1914
01:12:34,884 --> 01:12:38,186
[Wedding guests singing
and clapping]
1915
01:12:38,254 --> 01:12:41,656
[Wedding guests singing
and clapping]
1916
01:12:43,292 --> 01:12:45,126
Hola, amigo!
What's bueno?
1917
01:12:45,128 --> 01:12:47,561
You look like you've...
seen a ghost or something.
1918
01:12:47,630 --> 01:12:50,531
[Clears throat]
I'm just-- I'm just tired.
1919
01:12:50,599 --> 01:12:53,300
Go get some food, and then
come dance with us, man!
1920
01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,569
Hey, was it my fault
you didn't say anything
1921
01:12:54,637 --> 01:12:59,440
at the wedding today?
I felt-- I felt terrible.
1922
01:12:59,508 --> 01:13:02,143
[Sighs]
I thought about it, but...
1923
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:04,812
I decided against it.
1924
01:13:04,814 --> 01:13:06,414
I like Jenny and Mike.
They're good together.
1925
01:13:06,416 --> 01:13:07,648
I don't wanna bust that up.
1926
01:13:07,716 --> 01:13:10,451
I like my life.
1927
01:13:10,519 --> 01:13:11,585
I hate mine.
1928
01:13:11,654 --> 01:13:13,487
NICK: Yeah?
1929
01:13:13,556 --> 01:13:15,022
Alright, no, keep it.
1930
01:13:15,024 --> 01:13:17,892
Here.
1931
01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:25,199
NICK: Look, my life
is not perfect, but...
1932
01:13:25,267 --> 01:13:27,868
it's... good enough,
you know?
1933
01:13:27,871 --> 01:13:31,338
I'm in Me-hico, man,
I'm on the beach...
1934
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:35,243
I'm closer to death right now
than I've ever been.
1935
01:13:35,311 --> 01:13:37,578
That's very wise.
We all are.
1936
01:13:37,647 --> 01:13:39,413
No, I meant me,
specifically.
1937
01:13:39,482 --> 01:13:42,183
Mmm, right.
You, um, let me guess...
1938
01:13:42,251 --> 01:13:46,387
recorded the entire
wedding without the audio?
1939
01:13:46,455 --> 01:13:49,723
ALEX: That motherfucker!
1940
01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:52,560
You're not the only one who
recorded the wedding, remember.
1941
01:13:52,628 --> 01:13:56,530
It's in the bag,
right over there.
1942
01:13:56,533 --> 01:13:58,599
ALEX: I love you!
NICK: Mmm!
1943
01:13:58,601 --> 01:14:01,002
JUSTIN: What?
ALEX: The father of the bride!
1944
01:14:01,070 --> 01:14:02,369
Yeah, you just said that!
What about him?
1945
01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:03,471
He taped the whole wedding!
1946
01:14:03,539 --> 01:14:05,139
We can go in and steal
the audio from that!
1947
01:14:05,208 --> 01:14:06,340
Great!
What are you gonna do?
1948
01:14:06,342 --> 01:14:07,341
You gonna talk to him
or something?
1949
01:14:07,409 --> 01:14:08,342
No, he hates me,
he loves you!
1950
01:14:08,410 --> 01:14:09,577
You've gotta talk
to him long enough
1951
01:14:09,645 --> 01:14:10,845
so I can go in the camera bag
and steal the card!
1952
01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:12,179
JUSTIN: Wait, wait!
ALEX: It's on the table!
1953
01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:14,081
JUSTIN: What?
1954
01:14:14,150 --> 01:14:15,649
[Guests chattering]
1955
01:14:15,718 --> 01:14:17,952
JUSTIN: So...
1956
01:14:17,954 --> 01:14:22,423
Let me ask you, um,
father of the bride...
1957
01:14:22,425 --> 01:14:25,192
What do you think is my
best quality, I dunno...?
1958
01:14:25,195 --> 01:14:29,396
[Jenny's father chuckles]
Where do I begin?
1959
01:14:29,465 --> 01:14:30,865
JUSTIN: I don't know,
some people say
1960
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:34,335
I have really nice... lips.
1961
01:14:34,337 --> 01:14:37,505
You're dangerous.
JUSTIN: Cheers.
1962
01:14:39,509 --> 01:14:41,542
I mean, if I were to kiss
a cocktail napkin
1963
01:14:41,610 --> 01:14:44,178
and slide it across a bar,
1964
01:14:44,247 --> 01:14:47,147
it would have sort of
a perfect, um, lip imprint,
1965
01:14:47,216 --> 01:14:50,851
like an emoji.
Float off the napkin.
1966
01:14:50,854 --> 01:14:55,155
So if that's your best quality,
what else you got?
1967
01:14:55,224 --> 01:14:58,059
JUSTIN: Hmm, well...
I don't know.
1968
01:14:58,127 --> 01:15:00,327
Some people say I also
have a really perfect sneeze.
1969
01:15:00,396 --> 01:15:02,696
Like it's a perfect...
JENNY'S FATHER: A sneeze?
1970
01:15:02,765 --> 01:15:06,934
JUSTIN: Mmhmm, it's
a very perfect 'achoo.'
1971
01:15:07,002 --> 01:15:10,805
Achoo...
Achoo!
1972
01:15:10,873 --> 01:15:14,408
JENNY'S FATHER: Oh, yes!
I would like to see that!
1973
01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:16,577
I would...
Do you sneeze often?
1974
01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:18,145
JUSTIN: I feel like we've been
talking about me for so long.
1975
01:15:18,147 --> 01:15:20,681
What's your best quality?
1976
01:15:20,749 --> 01:15:23,651
I sneeze pretty good too.
JUSTIN: Oh, really?
1977
01:15:23,719 --> 01:15:25,185
JENNY'S FATHER: I have
a very generous
1978
01:15:25,254 --> 01:15:28,656
and explosive, uh,
quality to my, uh...
1979
01:15:28,724 --> 01:15:34,628
spasmodic release.
[Chuckles]
1980
01:15:34,697 --> 01:15:36,130
It's lookin' good.
1981
01:15:36,198 --> 01:15:37,498
[Audio from wedding plays]
1982
01:15:37,566 --> 01:15:39,400
I think it's there.
I think it's there!
1983
01:15:39,468 --> 01:15:40,834
[Wedding applause plays]
1984
01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:42,269
That creepy bastard
recorded the whole thing,
1985
01:15:42,338 --> 01:15:43,371
both ceremonies!
1986
01:15:43,439 --> 01:15:46,440
JUSTIN: Yes, yes, yes!
Yes!
1987
01:15:46,508 --> 01:15:47,908
Is the quality good enough?
1988
01:15:47,911 --> 01:15:51,712
ALEX: The quality's mediocre,
but it's gonna help!
1989
01:15:51,781 --> 01:15:54,582
ALEX: Oh my God,
I am so exhausted.
1990
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:58,218
JUSTIN: [Yawns]
Me too.
1991
01:15:58,287 --> 01:15:59,687
ALEX: Oh...
1992
01:16:06,496 --> 01:16:09,330
Hi, hola.
Yes, hi.
1993
01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:11,498
I need to make a wake-up call
for tomorrow morning
1994
01:16:11,567 --> 01:16:13,734
at 6:30 am.
1995
01:16:13,736 --> 01:16:17,438
We have a very early flight.
1996
01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:21,475
Okay, now, our whole trip, we
didn't get any wake-up calls.
1997
01:16:21,477 --> 01:16:24,712
Too much siesta.
1998
01:16:24,780 --> 01:16:27,047
Okay, so you'll
do it personally?
1999
01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:29,050
You'll still be at work
tomorrow morning?
2000
01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:35,289
Yes, Justin Brown.
They found your passport.
2001
01:16:35,358 --> 01:16:38,092
Oh, nice.
I forgot about that.
2002
01:16:38,160 --> 01:16:40,995
ALEX: What time is it
now, sir?
2003
01:16:41,063 --> 01:16:43,864
Midnight, shit.
2004
01:16:43,932 --> 01:16:47,301
Okay.
Thank you.
2005
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:49,270
Come on, get up,
let's hit that disco!
2006
01:16:49,338 --> 01:16:50,638
JUSTIN: What?
Have you lost your mind?
2007
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,506
We've slept, like, three hours
in the last three days,
2008
01:16:52,508 --> 01:16:54,942
and eaten one meal,
which I threw up.
2009
01:16:55,010 --> 01:16:56,944
Sorry, bud.
We're going out.
2010
01:16:57,012 --> 01:16:59,447
No, I-- I'm sorry.
I'm taking a stand here.
2011
01:16:59,515 --> 01:17:01,315
I feel like I'm--
I feel insane.
2012
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:02,850
I feel like I'm gonna die.
2013
01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:04,251
I'm pretty sure I still
have food poisoning.
2014
01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:05,519
Are you kidding me?
2015
01:17:05,587 --> 01:17:06,887
Just go out without me.
2016
01:17:06,956 --> 01:17:09,456
We're in this together.
We live and die together!
2017
01:17:09,459 --> 01:17:11,158
Yeah, and if we
go out tonight,
2018
01:17:11,226 --> 01:17:14,061
we will both die together!
We'll both die, dead.
2019
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:15,763
It'll be worth it.
Let's go, come on!
2020
01:17:15,765 --> 01:17:18,499
No, I'm honestly, like,
75% asleep already.
2021
01:17:18,567 --> 01:17:21,736
I'm sorry.
I'm done.
2022
01:17:25,708 --> 01:17:28,542
[Justin sighs]
2023
01:17:28,544 --> 01:17:32,479
[Scoffs]
Really?
2024
01:17:32,482 --> 01:17:34,615
You realize tomorrow
we go back home,
2025
01:17:34,683 --> 01:17:37,418
and everything goes back
to the way it was?
2026
01:17:42,091 --> 01:17:44,958
[Bottle cap clatters]
2027
01:17:45,027 --> 01:17:49,230
♪
2028
01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:54,268
♪
2029
01:17:54,336 --> 01:17:58,272
♪
2030
01:17:58,274 --> 01:18:03,177
♪
2031
01:18:03,179 --> 01:18:08,115
♪
2032
01:18:08,184 --> 01:18:11,652
♪
2033
01:18:11,654 --> 01:18:12,653
[Glass thuds]
2034
01:18:12,721 --> 01:18:17,525
♪
2035
01:18:17,593 --> 01:18:20,994
♪
2036
01:18:21,063 --> 01:18:25,365
♪
2037
01:18:25,434 --> 01:18:26,267
[Glass thuds]
2038
01:18:26,335 --> 01:18:30,604
♪
2039
01:18:30,606 --> 01:18:33,407
You have to change your life.
2040
01:18:35,678 --> 01:18:37,411
JUSTIN: Listen.
[Sighs]
2041
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:41,815
I know, we both do, but...
we have to get up at 6:30.
2042
01:18:41,818 --> 01:18:43,383
We have to pack
all this shit.
2043
01:18:43,452 --> 01:18:44,818
Man, my clothes,
they're everywhere.
2044
01:18:44,821 --> 01:18:46,554
Justin, we're in Mexico!
2045
01:18:46,622 --> 01:18:48,989
You and me, us!
2046
01:18:49,057 --> 01:18:51,325
We're here... do you realize
how insane that is?
2047
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:53,160
Was this the goal,
Mexico?
2048
01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:54,361
ALEX: That's not
the point, man!
2049
01:18:54,430 --> 01:18:55,562
We have one more
night to live,
2050
01:18:55,565 --> 01:18:57,398
and you wanna just
lie here and waste it?
2051
01:18:57,466 --> 01:18:59,933
I know, our lives suck.
Our lives fucking suck.
2052
01:19:00,002 --> 01:19:02,035
I get it more than
you realize, but...
2053
01:19:02,038 --> 01:19:03,871
I'm so drunk right now,
I'm still drunk,
2054
01:19:03,939 --> 01:19:05,272
and we have to pack
in the morning--
2055
01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:06,573
I'll do it.
JUSTIN: No.
2056
01:19:06,642 --> 01:19:07,841
Yeah, I'll pack
your stuff right now!
2057
01:19:07,910 --> 01:19:09,243
JUSTIN: Don't.
ALEX: Yes, I'm doin' it!
2058
01:19:09,311 --> 01:19:10,578
JUSTIN: Don't.
2059
01:19:10,646 --> 01:19:11,779
ALEX: I'm wasted,
and this is happening.
2060
01:19:11,847 --> 01:19:13,413
Stop.
2061
01:19:13,482 --> 01:19:15,349
I'm doin' it!
It's happening, man!
2062
01:19:15,417 --> 01:19:16,583
I'm wasted,
and it's happening!
2063
01:19:16,586 --> 01:19:18,085
Get used to it!
2064
01:19:18,153 --> 01:19:22,690
[Clothes rustling]
2065
01:19:23,859 --> 01:19:25,392
You're packed!
2066
01:19:25,394 --> 01:19:32,266
You're packed!
Let's go, man!
2067
01:19:32,334 --> 01:19:34,168
Fuck you!
2068
01:19:34,236 --> 01:19:37,704
Fuck, man!
Fuck.
2069
01:19:37,773 --> 01:19:40,608
You are so full of shit.
2070
01:19:40,676 --> 01:19:42,943
I'm full of shit?
You're fucking crazy!
2071
01:19:43,012 --> 01:19:45,079
You're like a
fucking crazy person!
2072
01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:47,047
You sit and whine
about your life constantly,
2073
01:19:47,115 --> 01:19:49,216
and then finally you have a
chance to do something about it,
2074
01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,450
and you wanna just lie here
in bed and sleep!
2075
01:19:50,519 --> 01:19:51,785
Do what?
What?
2076
01:19:51,854 --> 01:19:54,087
What do you think is
gonna happen tonight?
2077
01:19:54,156 --> 01:19:55,889
ALEX: The reason you're
here is because of me.
2078
01:19:55,958 --> 01:19:57,024
Oh, well--
2079
01:19:57,092 --> 01:19:58,225
We're in Mexico
because of me!
2080
01:19:58,227 --> 01:19:59,560
JUSTIN: Oh, yeah, wow.
Thanks so much.
2081
01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,562
Yeah, no appreciation, perfect.
No appreciation.
2082
01:20:01,630 --> 01:20:03,297
Yeah.
Oh, great trip, yeah.
2083
01:20:03,299 --> 01:20:04,765
What do you think is
gonna happen, by the way?
2084
01:20:04,767 --> 01:20:06,533
You think you're gonna go out
and meet the love of your life,
2085
01:20:06,602 --> 01:20:08,235
or get laid, or... what?
2086
01:20:08,237 --> 01:20:09,503
I don't know what's
gonna happen, man,
2087
01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:10,704
but I know if we just lie here
and waste the night,
2088
01:20:10,772 --> 01:20:12,706
nothing's gonna happen.
That's a guarantee.
2089
01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:14,742
JUSTIN: Fuck...
2090
01:20:17,913 --> 01:20:21,148
[Justin sighs]
2091
01:20:21,216 --> 01:20:24,184
Okay, so I guess this is
how it ends for us.
2092
01:20:24,253 --> 01:20:26,253
Oh my God, nothing is ending,
and you know it!
2093
01:20:26,322 --> 01:20:27,821
You're being
such a drama queen!
2094
01:20:27,824 --> 01:20:29,123
ALEX: No, I'm furious!
2095
01:20:29,191 --> 01:20:31,559
JUSTIN: Oh...
Give it to me.
2096
01:20:31,627 --> 01:20:34,295
[Reflector rustles]
2097
01:20:36,532 --> 01:20:37,664
ALEX: I don't
fuckin' need you!
2098
01:20:37,667 --> 01:20:38,799
JUSTIN: Give it to me.
2099
01:20:38,868 --> 01:20:42,402
No, I don't fucking need you!
I don't need you!
2100
01:20:42,471 --> 01:20:43,503
Oh, holy shit!
You did it!
2101
01:20:43,572 --> 01:20:45,606
Yes!
Yes, I did it!
2102
01:20:45,608 --> 01:20:47,007
What do I need to do
to prove to you
2103
01:20:47,076 --> 01:20:49,109
we're on the verge
of something?
2104
01:20:49,177 --> 01:20:51,144
Oh, fine.
Fuck it!
2105
01:20:51,147 --> 01:20:53,280
ALEX: Yes!
Let's go!
2106
01:20:53,282 --> 01:20:57,218
♪
2107
01:20:57,286 --> 01:21:01,355
♪
2108
01:21:01,357 --> 01:21:04,258
♪
2109
01:21:04,260 --> 01:21:06,927
♪
2110
01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:11,965
[Dance music plays]
2111
01:21:11,968 --> 01:21:15,802
[Dance music plays]
2112
01:21:15,871 --> 01:21:20,641
♪
2113
01:21:20,643 --> 01:21:25,045
♪
2114
01:21:25,113 --> 01:21:29,182
♪
2115
01:21:29,185 --> 01:21:32,719
♪
2116
01:21:32,722 --> 01:21:35,522
♪
2117
01:21:35,590 --> 01:21:38,992
♪
2118
01:21:38,995 --> 01:21:41,995
♪
2119
01:21:41,998 --> 01:21:46,767
♪
2120
01:21:46,835 --> 01:21:50,737
♪
2121
01:21:50,806 --> 01:21:53,774
♪
2122
01:21:53,842 --> 01:21:56,143
♪
2123
01:21:56,211 --> 01:21:58,278
♪
2124
01:21:58,347 --> 01:22:01,448
♪
2125
01:22:01,517 --> 01:22:05,285
♪
2126
01:22:05,354 --> 01:22:06,520
♪
2127
01:22:09,024 --> 01:22:12,426
[Birds chirping]
[Resort guests chattering]
2128
01:22:12,494 --> 01:22:15,395
[Resort guests chattering]
2129
01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:16,897
[Resort guests chattering]
2130
01:22:16,899 --> 01:22:21,869
ALEX: Oh... my... God.
2131
01:22:30,045 --> 01:22:31,111
Hi...
2132
01:22:31,180 --> 01:22:33,847
Yeah, I was wondering
what, um...
2133
01:22:33,849 --> 01:22:35,649
time it is right now?
2134
01:22:35,651 --> 01:22:36,817
8:30!
2135
01:22:36,885 --> 01:22:38,318
We booked a wake-up call
for 6:30!
2136
01:22:38,387 --> 01:22:39,853
CONCIERGE: I called
10 times, sir.
2137
01:22:39,855 --> 01:22:41,621
Every single time
someone hung up on me.
2138
01:22:41,690 --> 01:22:42,923
ALEX: You!
JUSTIN: [Sleepily] What?
2139
01:22:42,991 --> 01:22:43,924
ALEX: You've been
hanging up the phone
2140
01:22:43,993 --> 01:22:45,292
every time the
wake-up call calls!
2141
01:22:45,361 --> 01:22:47,094
It's subconscious!
it just happens!
2142
01:22:47,162 --> 01:22:49,563
I can't control it.
ALEX: Let's go!
2143
01:22:49,631 --> 01:22:51,198
Hey, I found
this memory card.
2144
01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:52,933
I think it belongs
to the wedding party.
2145
01:22:52,935 --> 01:22:55,902
JUSTIN: Passport
for Justin Brown?
2146
01:22:55,971 --> 01:22:57,604
Thanks.
2147
01:22:58,908 --> 01:23:00,741
JUSTIN: I have very little
memory of last night.
2148
01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:02,543
I think I was hallucinating.
2149
01:23:02,611 --> 01:23:05,412
You know, of all the quirks
a human can possibly have,
2150
01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:07,014
instinctually hanging up
a wake-up call
2151
01:23:07,082 --> 01:23:08,348
has to be the worst.
2152
01:23:08,417 --> 01:23:10,917
JUSTIN: It's cute.
ALEX: It's not cute.
2153
01:23:10,986 --> 01:23:12,786
JUSTIN: We can still make it.
ALEX: Yeah, we'll see.
2154
01:23:12,855 --> 01:23:17,157
♪
2155
01:23:17,159 --> 01:23:21,128
♪
2156
01:23:21,130 --> 01:23:24,865
♪
2157
01:23:24,933 --> 01:23:29,837
[Keyboard clicking]
2158
01:23:29,905 --> 01:23:33,874
[Keyboard clicking]
2159
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,078
Your flight is delayed.
2160
01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:40,647
You must have very good luck.
2161
01:23:40,715 --> 01:23:43,417
Boarding is in 25 minutes.
2162
01:23:43,485 --> 01:23:45,552
Thank God.
2163
01:23:52,328 --> 01:23:54,161
Hey!
Hey, let's...
2164
01:23:54,229 --> 01:23:56,129
Let's stay.
Let's stay.
2165
01:23:56,198 --> 01:23:57,864
You wanna stay?
2166
01:23:57,933 --> 01:24:00,200
Yeah, let's not go.
Let's stay!
2167
01:24:00,202 --> 01:24:03,670
Have you completely
lost your mind?
2168
01:24:03,672 --> 01:24:05,338
You gotta eat, man.
You gotta eat.
2169
01:24:05,341 --> 01:24:09,776
Right.
Yeah, right, yeah... right.
2170
01:24:09,845 --> 01:24:11,412
Yeah... hmm.
[Clears throat]
2171
01:24:18,620 --> 01:24:20,153
Goddammit, man.
2172
01:24:20,222 --> 01:24:23,123
It's just like there's a weight
on my chest, like, all the time.
2173
01:24:23,191 --> 01:24:25,826
You know, like,
there's a weight there.
2174
01:24:25,828 --> 01:24:27,694
Your life's not
that bad, man.
2175
01:24:27,763 --> 01:24:30,297
You take care of
your grandma, right?
2176
01:24:30,365 --> 01:24:32,365
That's a big responsibility.
2177
01:24:32,368 --> 01:24:36,136
I mean, she's old as shit,
and you... uh, you...
2178
01:24:36,204 --> 01:24:39,172
you got a steady job, right?
2179
01:24:39,175 --> 01:24:41,608
Where you make
an hourly wage!
2180
01:24:41,676 --> 01:24:45,178
You're gettin'
paid every hour!
2181
01:24:45,181 --> 01:24:46,346
There's so much more--
2182
01:24:46,414 --> 01:24:48,182
JUSTIN: I've been
drifting for so long,
2183
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:50,317
I don't even remember where
I wanted to go, you know?
2184
01:24:50,385 --> 01:24:54,588
And like... I hate it,
but the worst part is that...
2185
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,189
it all fits.
2186
01:24:56,258 --> 01:24:58,625
Like, I don't want it to,
but... it all fits.
2187
01:24:58,693 --> 01:25:01,528
ALEX: Come on.
2188
01:25:01,597 --> 01:25:02,762
You should go.
2189
01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,397
You can still make it.
You should go.
2190
01:25:04,466 --> 01:25:07,267
You're being dramatic.
2191
01:25:07,269 --> 01:25:08,401
JUSTIN: Don't you
get it, man?
2192
01:25:08,404 --> 01:25:11,405
If we go right now,
this is it!
2193
01:25:11,473 --> 01:25:14,174
ALEX: At least
this was something.
2194
01:25:15,677 --> 01:25:20,647
♪
2195
01:25:20,715 --> 01:25:24,618
♪
2196
01:25:24,686 --> 01:25:28,622
♪
2197
01:25:28,690 --> 01:25:33,193
♪ It ain't easy ♪
2198
01:25:33,261 --> 01:25:38,932
♪ To start off at
the back of the line ♪
2199
01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:44,271
♪ For the come down champion ♪
2200
01:25:44,339 --> 01:25:49,643
♪ Women ain't
that hard to find... ♪
2201
01:25:49,711 --> 01:25:55,582
[Airport patrons chattering]
2202
01:25:55,651 --> 01:25:57,784
ALEX: So, uh...
2203
01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,853
JUSTIN: Yep.
2204
01:25:59,855 --> 01:26:02,789
ALEX: Well, I guess I'll just,
like, I'll see you later.
2205
01:26:02,857 --> 01:26:05,926
JUSTIN: Yeah, sounds good.
2206
01:26:05,994 --> 01:26:09,996
[Airport patrons chattering]
2207
01:26:10,065 --> 01:26:11,932
[Airport patrons chattering]
2208
01:26:19,207 --> 01:26:24,277
[Music plays on video]
2209
01:26:24,280 --> 01:26:27,047
TOM: Hmm...
2210
01:26:27,115 --> 01:26:29,416
Yes...
Yes, see, that's it!
2211
01:26:29,484 --> 01:26:31,751
That's it, baby!
2212
01:26:31,754 --> 01:26:34,187
You son of a bitch!
2213
01:26:34,256 --> 01:26:35,689
So you like it?
2214
01:26:35,757 --> 01:26:37,190
I like it?
2215
01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:38,858
It's a fuckin' hit.
2216
01:26:38,927 --> 01:26:40,760
It's a fuckin' hit, man!
2217
01:26:40,763 --> 01:26:42,829
You did it!
You saved our ass!
2218
01:26:42,898 --> 01:26:44,331
Goddammit!
2219
01:26:44,399 --> 01:26:46,032
What do you think, Rand?
2220
01:26:46,101 --> 01:26:47,167
RANDY: It's a hit.
2221
01:26:47,236 --> 01:26:48,735
TOM: It's a hit.
Randy loves it.
2222
01:26:48,737 --> 01:26:50,837
And listen, Randy, he is
gonna take you on the road
2223
01:26:50,905 --> 01:26:52,305
and show you the ropes.
2224
01:26:52,374 --> 01:26:54,140
You two guys are gonna be
the dynamic duo.
2225
01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:56,109
Batman and Robin, out there
shooting every wedding
2226
01:26:56,111 --> 01:26:58,111
south of the border!
2227
01:26:58,113 --> 01:27:00,113
Video Boys are back!
All right?
2228
01:27:00,181 --> 01:27:01,781
[Chanting]
Video Boys are back, hey!
2229
01:27:01,784 --> 01:27:03,650
Video Boys are back,
come on!
2230
01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:05,752
BOTH: Video Boys are back!
Let's go!
2231
01:27:05,820 --> 01:27:07,087
Video Boys are back!
RANDY: Hooray!
2232
01:27:07,155 --> 01:27:08,788
Stand up!
Be proud of yourself!
2233
01:27:08,791 --> 01:27:11,891
You did this!
You made this, come on!
2234
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:12,993
Let's go!
2235
01:27:12,995 --> 01:27:14,160
TOM & RANDY: Video Boys
are back, hooray!
2236
01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:15,328
TOM: What are you doin'?
What are doin'?
2237
01:27:15,397 --> 01:27:17,030
No, it should be a chant.
It's not this dance.
2238
01:27:17,098 --> 01:27:18,665
RANDY: Sorry, fuck!
TOM: Just sit down, sit down.
2239
01:27:18,733 --> 01:27:19,933
TOM: You know what, go up
and get us some brews.
2240
01:27:20,002 --> 01:27:21,034
RANDY: Yes!
2241
01:27:21,102 --> 01:27:23,336
Brews!
Woo!
2242
01:27:23,405 --> 01:27:26,373
[Tom exhales loudly]
2243
01:27:26,441 --> 01:27:28,976
I'm gettin' hot.
I need to go jack off.
2244
01:27:29,044 --> 01:27:32,879
[Muted sound of TV]
[Music box plays]
2245
01:27:38,086 --> 01:27:40,253
[Sighs heavily]
2246
01:27:40,322 --> 01:27:44,424
[Music box plays]
2247
01:27:44,493 --> 01:27:47,761
[Muted sound of TV]
2248
01:27:47,829 --> 01:27:49,196
[Muted sound of TV]
2249
01:27:49,264 --> 01:27:53,233
♪
2250
01:27:53,302 --> 01:27:57,904
♪
2251
01:27:57,906 --> 01:28:02,042
♪
2252
01:28:02,110 --> 01:28:06,846
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2253
01:28:06,915 --> 01:28:09,516
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2254
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2255
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2256
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2257
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2259
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2260
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2261
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2262
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2263
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2264
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2265
01:28:57,099 --> 01:29:01,368
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2266
01:29:01,436 --> 01:29:04,671
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2267
01:29:04,739 --> 01:29:07,474
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2268
01:29:07,476 --> 01:29:11,177
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2269
01:29:11,180 --> 01:29:14,414
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2270
01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:16,850
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2271
01:29:16,918 --> 01:29:19,486
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2272
01:29:19,554 --> 01:29:22,122
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2273
01:29:22,190 --> 01:29:25,492
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2274
01:29:25,560 --> 01:29:27,961
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2275
01:29:28,029 --> 01:29:31,765
♪
2276
01:29:31,833 --> 01:29:34,000
♪
2277
01:29:34,069 --> 01:29:37,003
[Airplane roars overhead]
2278
01:29:39,808 --> 01:29:41,808
How was your
spec commercial?
2279
01:29:41,877 --> 01:29:43,643
Ah, it wasn't great, man.
2280
01:29:43,711 --> 01:29:45,412
I, uh, I cast the whole thing
off of Craigslist,
2281
01:29:45,480 --> 01:29:48,081
and I didn't see
the actors first, and...
2282
01:29:48,150 --> 01:29:50,350
the main guy had, like,
chronic hiccups.
2283
01:29:50,419 --> 01:29:51,885
JUSTIN: Oh.
2284
01:29:51,953 --> 01:29:53,953
Yeah, like, he hiccupped every,
like, four or five seconds.
2285
01:29:53,956 --> 01:29:56,656
JUSTIN: Oh, no.
ALEX: It was crazy, yeah.
2286
01:29:56,724 --> 01:29:59,626
I didn't know what to do,
'cause I was kinda, like,
2287
01:29:59,694 --> 01:30:01,528
expecting him to be, like,
'Oh, I have the hiccups.'
2288
01:30:01,596 --> 01:30:03,096
And he didn't.
2289
01:30:03,164 --> 01:30:05,331
Did you try and get him to
drink water upside down, or...?
2290
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,833
I was gonna try to
scare him or whatever,
2291
01:30:06,901 --> 01:30:09,702
but it's weird just to,
like, scare a grown man.
2292
01:30:09,771 --> 01:30:11,438
I might have to re-shoot
the whole thing.
2293
01:30:11,440 --> 01:30:14,073
Oh, well, let me know
if you need a PA.
2294
01:30:14,076 --> 01:30:15,742
How you holding up?
2295
01:30:15,810 --> 01:30:17,043
She lived a good life,
you know?
2296
01:30:17,045 --> 01:30:18,478
BEN: Sorry, guys.
I'm... I'm headin' off.
2297
01:30:18,546 --> 01:30:19,512
JUSTIN: Oh, thanks for coming.
2298
01:30:19,581 --> 01:30:21,114
BEN: Great to see you.
My pleasure.
2299
01:30:21,183 --> 01:30:22,315
JUSTIN: Um, we're gonna
grab a beer, actually,
2300
01:30:22,317 --> 01:30:23,850
if you wanna join us.
2301
01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:26,186
Oh, I can't.
I've got some homework.
2302
01:30:26,254 --> 01:30:27,687
I've got class in
the morning, so...
2303
01:30:27,689 --> 01:30:29,656
Oh, since when
are you in school?
2304
01:30:29,724 --> 01:30:31,558
BEN: This year.
JUSTIN: Oh, cool.
2305
01:30:31,626 --> 01:30:32,659
BEN: Video game design.
2306
01:30:32,727 --> 01:30:34,661
Cool.
That's great, very cool.
2307
01:30:34,729 --> 01:30:36,362
BEN: Yeah, it's...
it's been great.
2308
01:30:36,365 --> 01:30:38,364
Are you doing, like, work
and school at the same time?
2309
01:30:38,367 --> 01:30:40,200
Or how do you make that...
how do you make that work?
2310
01:30:40,268 --> 01:30:41,935
No, I took
some time off work.
2311
01:30:42,003 --> 01:30:43,069
JUSTIN: Okay.
2312
01:30:43,071 --> 01:30:44,804
Got a loan
from the bank, and...
2313
01:30:44,873 --> 01:30:46,072
Is that hard?
2314
01:30:46,074 --> 01:30:47,273
BEN: No, it was easy!
JUSTIN: Huh.
2315
01:30:47,276 --> 01:30:48,675
BEN: Weirdly easy.
2316
01:30:48,743 --> 01:30:51,778
Okay, cool.
2317
01:30:51,846 --> 01:30:52,979
♪ Jumped on the track ♪
2318
01:30:53,047 --> 01:30:55,348
♪ With the wind
at my back ♪
2319
01:30:55,350 --> 01:30:59,953
♪ Move slow like
a heart attack ♪
2320
01:31:00,021 --> 01:31:04,357
♪ Like I feel it creeping
Like I'm six feet deep ♪
2321
01:31:04,359 --> 01:31:08,194
♪ And all I wanna do
is sleep ♪
2322
01:31:08,263 --> 01:31:13,500
♪ And I don't wanna
win anything ♪
2323
01:31:13,568 --> 01:31:17,971
♪ Every race will end ♪
2324
01:31:18,039 --> 01:31:22,242
♪ I don't wanna
win anything ♪
2325
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:26,746
♪ Every race will end ♪
2326
01:31:26,814 --> 01:31:29,983
♪ Hold it in... ♪
2327
01:31:30,051 --> 01:31:32,652
ALEX: I haven't been up
this late in so long.
2328
01:31:32,721 --> 01:31:36,022
JUSTIN: Yeah, I haven't been
to an afterhours in ages.
2329
01:31:36,090 --> 01:31:40,493
Or a bar, for that matter.
2330
01:31:40,562 --> 01:31:44,197
ALEX: That spec commercial
just, like, destroyed my back.
2331
01:31:44,266 --> 01:31:45,832
JUSTIN: You sound
like an old man,
2332
01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:47,800
like you're 70 years old
or something.
2333
01:31:47,803 --> 01:31:50,971
I feel like that, man.
I went from, like, 33 to 70.
2334
01:31:54,209 --> 01:32:00,146
At least you're
doing something.
2335
01:32:00,214 --> 01:32:02,348
What are you gonna do
with the house?
2336
01:32:02,417 --> 01:32:04,417
You know, she lived her
entire life in that house.
2337
01:32:04,486 --> 01:32:07,620
85 years.
2338
01:32:07,689 --> 01:32:09,689
ALEX: Can you imagine?
That's pure insanity.
2339
01:32:09,757 --> 01:32:11,358
Yeah, I know.
2340
01:32:11,426 --> 01:32:13,960
Think about that...
2341
01:32:13,962 --> 01:32:16,296
The first day of school,
then back to that house.
2342
01:32:16,364 --> 01:32:18,665
Graduate high school,
then back to that house.
2343
01:32:18,733 --> 01:32:20,700
Lose your virginity,
back to that house.
2344
01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:22,302
Have kids,
back to that house.
2345
01:32:22,304 --> 01:32:23,403
They go to college,
you go back--
2346
01:32:23,405 --> 01:32:25,672
JUSTIN: They offered me
a promotion at work.
2347
01:32:25,740 --> 01:32:28,975
Team leader, an extra
$1.50 an hour.
2348
01:32:29,043 --> 01:32:31,978
I told them I quit.
2349
01:32:32,046 --> 01:32:34,681
That's probably
the right move.
2350
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:41,254
You know, I've actually
never seen the sunrise
2351
01:32:41,256 --> 01:32:43,990
from up here.
2352
01:32:43,992 --> 01:32:46,159
JUSTIN: Hmm.
2353
01:32:46,227 --> 01:32:51,131
♪
2354
01:32:51,199 --> 01:32:55,535
♪
2355
01:32:55,603 --> 01:32:59,606
♪
2356
01:32:59,674 --> 01:33:03,543
♪
2357
01:33:03,612 --> 01:33:09,015
♪
2358
01:33:09,017 --> 01:33:11,851
♪
2359
01:33:17,158 --> 01:33:19,559
[Airplane roars overhead]
2360
01:33:19,627 --> 01:33:24,564
♪
2361
01:33:24,566 --> 01:33:29,569
♪
2362
01:33:29,571 --> 01:33:34,574
♪
2363
01:33:34,642 --> 01:33:39,579
♪
2364
01:33:39,581 --> 01:33:44,584
♪
2365
01:33:44,586 --> 01:33:49,589
♪
2366
01:33:49,657 --> 01:33:54,594
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2367
01:33:54,663 --> 01:33:59,599
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2368
01:33:59,668 --> 01:34:04,637
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2369
01:34:04,706 --> 01:34:09,609
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2370
01:34:09,678 --> 01:34:14,614
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2371
01:34:14,683 --> 01:34:19,552
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2372
01:34:19,621 --> 01:34:24,624
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2373
01:34:24,626 --> 01:34:29,629
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2374
01:34:29,631 --> 01:34:34,634
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2375
01:34:34,702 --> 01:34:39,639
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2376
01:34:39,641 --> 01:34:44,644
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2377
01:34:44,646 --> 01:34:49,649
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2378
01:34:49,717 --> 01:34:54,654
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2379
01:34:54,656 --> 01:34:59,659
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2380
01:34:59,728 --> 01:35:04,697
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2381
01:35:04,766 --> 01:35:09,669
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2382
01:35:09,738 --> 01:35:14,674
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2383
01:35:14,743 --> 01:35:19,612
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2384
01:35:19,681 --> 01:35:24,650
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2385
01:35:24,719 --> 01:35:29,655
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2386
01:35:29,724 --> 01:35:34,694
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2387
01:35:34,762 --> 01:35:39,699
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2388
01:35:39,701 --> 01:35:44,704
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2389
01:35:44,706 --> 01:35:49,709
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2390
01:35:49,777 --> 01:35:54,714
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2391
01:35:54,716 --> 01:35:59,719
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2392
01:35:59,721 --> 01:36:04,757
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01:36:04,826 --> 01:36:09,729
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01:36:09,798 --> 01:36:14,734
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2395
01:36:14,803 --> 01:36:19,672
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2396
01:36:19,741 --> 01:36:24,710
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2397
01:36:24,779 --> 01:36:29,715
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2398
01:36:29,784 --> 01:36:34,687
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01:36:34,756 --> 01:36:39,759
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01:36:39,761 --> 01:36:44,764
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01:36:44,766 --> 01:36:49,769
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01:36:49,837 --> 01:36:54,774
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01:36:54,776 --> 01:36:59,779
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01:37:39,854 --> 01:37:44,824
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01:37:44,826 --> 01:37:48,294
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2414
01:37:48,363 --> 01:37:51,264
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