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I'm very, very tired.

2
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I would like one very, very quiet room.

3
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Is that for a very, very quiet room?

4
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All right. If you say so.

5
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A witch's brew for me and you
With goblin poo and pig slop goo

6
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A hotel guest?

7
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To serve and uphold
the comfort of each guest.

8
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To strive for perfection in guest hospitality.

9
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These are the bylaws of
the Hotel Transylvania

10
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as written by its manager and founder,
Count Dracula.

11
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Pardon me, your guest—ship.

12
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But will you be needing anything?

13
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The poor dear,
all tuckered out like a wee baby.

14
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What a horrible draft.

15
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He'll surely catch death of a cold.

16
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Hey, broom. Broom.

17
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Hey, broom. Hey!

18
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That spider will wake him for sure.

19
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You're dead, pesky noisemaker.