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So, just so you
know, I get high a lot.

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Like a lot a lot.

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Any three things
can be a triangle.

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Any three things.
You, me, the car.

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Any three things
without exception.

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♪ I send a message
at 3:00 a.m. ♪

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♪ It's old news to you ♪

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♪ That I've been
drinking again ♪

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♪ In love with you
replacin' my old friends ♪

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♪ So if you've got the time,
this is how my story begins ♪

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♪ They told me
I was born to lose ♪

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♪ I got a winner's heart ♪

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♪ But a failure's shoes ♪

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♪ There's not much
that I can do ♪

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♪ But if I had the chance,
I'd try to marry you ♪

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♪ Thanks for wasting time ♪

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♪ With me again ♪

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♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time ♪

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♪ On me ♪

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♪ Your friends think
they're better than me ♪

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♪ And if I thought real hard,
I'd have to agree ♪

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♪ I smoke cigarettes
and too much weed ♪

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♪ And I cuss a lot
when I drink whiskey ♪

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♪ I wanna give you
what you need ♪

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♪ I got a lot of flowers
and no money ♪

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♪ There's not much
that I can be ♪

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♪ But I swear to God
I got devil in me ♪

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♪ Thanks for wasting time ♪

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♪ With me again ♪

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♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time on me ♪

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♪ Thanks for wasting time ♪

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♪ With me again ♪

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♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time on me ♪

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Any three things in the
world can be a triangle.

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Okay. What's you, me and this joint?
How is that a triangle?

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Because we're getting high,

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and it's bringing us
closer together.

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Okay. I like that.

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I feel like moving.

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Why are you going away from me?

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Are you a backseat virgin?
Maybe.

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Oh, my God, you're totally
a backseat virgin.

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I'm not. Yeah, you are.

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I got my shoelace caught
on my e-break.

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Whoo!

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Cheers. Cheers.

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Abundant smokehouses there tonight,
of the people who were there.

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Why don't you call girls girls?
Smokehouses?

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Just call them girls.
It's this kind of insensitivity

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that will prevent you
from ever getting premium trim.

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God! Ew. What?

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Oh, my God!

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I'm sorry.
But you're like my brothers.

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What does that mean?

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Yeah. Why did you say "trim"?
"Trim"? "Premium trim"?

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Okay, let's just clear
the air, okay?

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I like a girl's sniz. "Sniz"?

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I love having
a mouthful of smacker.

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What's smacker?

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The southern muscle.

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What? The muscle.

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Southern muscle? Ugh!

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Below the equator
lives a muscle, and...

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Oh, my God.
Put your hand down, please.

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You talk like a car salesman
when you talk about girls.

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I wanna talk to you.
I am getting bumped up the ladder at CCR.

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All right!
Oh, that's great.

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I am not gonna be able
to attend rehearsals

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with the same amount
of frequency that we have...

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I can't go to as many... I can't
go to as many rehearsals.

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Okay.
I can go to no rehearsals.

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And similarly, we're gonna have
to scale back shows on my end.

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I cannot go to any shows.

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So I'm going on a hiatus
for a while.

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So you're quitting the band?

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No, I'm not quitting the band,
but I am taking, again,

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a hiatus that will last indefinitely
and probably permanent.

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Actually, uh, um...

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Uh...

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Sheila and I got... We're gonna
headline the Roxy next Saturday night.

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That's awesome. Oh, my God!

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Everybody was saying their good news.
I wanted to say our good news.

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I didn't wanna tell you, 'cause
I didn't want you to freak out.

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We're doing better
than Tor Eagle.

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Right now.
I am learning many instruments.

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That's why you got that fife.
Mm-hmm.

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I don't think that we...

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I don't have time
for Tor Eagle anymore.

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Are you quitting the band too?
I'm not quitting.

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I just need
to maybe take a break,

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'cause we're doing better.

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Define "better."

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We're getting paid to do shows.

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It's like Michael Jackson was good in
the beginning, but then he sucked.

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Now he sucks 'cause he's fucking
dead just like we're fucking dead.

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You guys are the doctor
who killed Michael Jackson.

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You guys are killing Tor Eagle.
He was doing the best he could.

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That's so mean.
You're on the doctor's side.

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You would be on the doctor's side.
I am on the doctor's side.

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Fucking shit.
Malpractice suits are rampant.

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I'm saying
this is not a bad thing.

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This is out of the ashes
the phoenix will rise.

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I wanna be in a band.
I've wanted to be in a band forever,

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and now, all of a fucking
sudden, I'm not in a band.

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And my best fucking friends
don't even give me any warning.

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You give Starbucks
two weeks, assholes.

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Oh, that... No, that's
an old wives' tale.

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You don't. It's just one week.

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I worked there.

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Well, I got two minutes.

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So I guess tonight
was our last gig.

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Thanks for letting me know.

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Ah...

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Shit.

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Shut... Shut up.

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Jimmy!

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Let's go! Get down here!

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Jimmy! Here you go.

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Listen, I want you going
to school today, okay?

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I don't want you running around the
neighborhood doing whatever it is you do.

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- Hey! You understand that?
- Yes or no? What?

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Yes.

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Look, I get it, okay? I get it.

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Mom's not here anymore,
and it sucks.

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But I'm dealing with it.

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And you need to start dealing
with it, too, all right?

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And go to school today.
Jesus Christ!

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What's up, dude? Hey.

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I'm gonna sit down.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm working in my office.

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Baby-cakes, I'm leaving.
Oh.

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Bye. Bye.

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Mmm!

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I made you lunch. You did?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Monica, this is Jimmy. Ohh!

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Hello. Hi.

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He's a neighborhood kid
I'm helping out.

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Kind of mentoring him
or, like, whatever.

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Oh. That's nice.

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Jimmy, do you want a cookie?
Uh, yeah. Okay.

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Hey. Yo, yo. Fitz man.
Hey, dude.

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You're early.

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You've met Uncle Creepy, right?

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He's my buddy.
I don't think I have, no.

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He's like a buddy
from old days.

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It's Bob, okay?

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Very nice to meet you.
Not Creepy.

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All right. Awesome.

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The rock opera is based
on the triangle theory.

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It's like a triangle theory.
Like all things in the universe

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are, like...
they come in threes,

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so they're connected
in groups of three.

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So, like, you and me would
be, like, you, me and weed.

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I... No...

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It's like Jimmy and me,
I guess.

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It's like me and Jimmy
and the garage.

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Right. Everything's a triangle.

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Totally. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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You get it. Yeah.

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You get it. Okay.

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Boom, kaboom. Cool.

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Dude, thank you. Great. Yeah.

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You wanna play some
PS3 or something?

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- Let me tell you a story.
- Okay.

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I was in Miami covering Haiti.

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Did you then go to Haiti?

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No. But turns out

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there was a real story in Miami

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about transportation to Haiti.
Oh, okay.

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And Wolf Blitzer
came through the airport.

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He did? Yeah.

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And I was like, "Hey, Wolf."
He's like, "Barry."

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Were you starstruck?
Well, I mean, we go back.

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You do? Yeah.

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You're friends? Well...

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You used to be friends? Yeah.

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Wow! I mean, we have...

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We have... I had no...
That's awesome!

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We're brothers in news.

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So you used to, like,
hang out or what?

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How does that work? Yeah.

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I mean, you know...

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He'll...

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He'll watch a segment of mine,

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and then, like, I'll see him
on the news that night,

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and I'll just sort of be, like,
I can see it...

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that he, like,
was inspired by my piece.

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Anyway, he said to me,

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"Barry, the news game...

190
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it's a marathon, not a sprint."

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And then he just went right through
airport security, straight to Haiti.

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I want you to think
about two things. Okay.

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Number one... Yeah.

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What's my future look like...

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Yeah.

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With a rock opera guy?

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Number two...

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What's my future look like
in the news game?

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And how to they interrelate?

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Dear Glen,

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life is dyn-o-mite.

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Let's be friends again.

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Hang soon?

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Love, Dad. Uh, Arnie.

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PS, thinking about
getting e-mail.

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Worth it?

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Nope.

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Are you willing
to do anything for this?

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I'll do anything. Literally?

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Well, yeah. I mean...

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I will... Crazy.

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Well, I will train
and run the marathon.

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Will you murder Richard? No.

214
00:11:01,703 --> 00:11:04,371
What do we got, Richard?
How we doing?

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00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:08,625
This common coffeemaker could turn
itself on and start a house fire.

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Kitchen sponge teeming
with E.coli bacteria.

217
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It's good. It's scarier.

218
00:11:13,631 --> 00:11:15,841
Yeah, it's a lot scarier. Yeah.

219
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Ls your kitchen killing you?

220
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:20,304
Um, by the way,

221
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a bunch of us are going out
to Banana Joe's for cocktails.

222
00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:24,641
Oh, really? Tonight? Yeah.

223
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You should come.

224
00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:29,063
Normally, I would totally
be there slurping away.

225
00:11:29,147 --> 00:11:31,982
But Fitz is not over
his band breaking up,

226
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:34,943
and I have to be
his support system right now.

227
00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:39,490
You know, networking
is a big part of network news.

228
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Right.

229
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,583
Oh, no, thank you.

230
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I'm writing about this lady who has
a cookie jar museum in her garage.

231
00:11:53,505 --> 00:11:54,922
I wanna go to that. I know.

232
00:11:55,006 --> 00:11:56,840
It's cool, right?
It's really cool.

233
00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:59,635
You look really cute.
You look cute in this hat. Yeah?

234
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,345
Mm-hmm. I feel like a sailor.

235
00:12:01,429 --> 00:12:04,473
You look like you're in
the Perfect Storm.

236
00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,564
Hey, it's late.

237
00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,572
Okay, I'll tell you what.
I'm gonna set the alarm.

238
00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,450
I'm gonna take a melatonin,
you're gonna brush your teeth,

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and then we'll meet
in the bedroom.

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Does that sound good? Okay.

241
00:12:27,122 --> 00:12:29,957
Okay. I'm gonna be a dining
room virgin forever.

242
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:37,923
What's up, dude?

243
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,512
Yeah, I have Kermit.

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Uh, usually I don't,

245
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:51,770
uh, deal in that much
Kermit the Frog.

246
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:57,776
Did you read newest draft
of my thing?

247
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It's a very incoherent
and very bad rock opera.

248
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:03,532
I'm gonna just tell it to you straight,
because that's what they teach me here.

249
00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:05,200
Your rock opera
is really terrible.

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00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:07,202
It's a really terrible
piece of work.

251
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:10,497
It's not terrible. Look at me.
It's really terrible.

252
00:13:10,623 --> 00:13:13,333
You didn't like the new character?
No, I didn't.

253
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,171
The traitor? The traitor, who
is based obviously on me.

254
00:13:17,255 --> 00:13:19,506
Oh, get over yourself.
It's totally based on Snapes.

255
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:20,924
Snape? Yeah.

256
00:13:21,009 --> 00:13:22,634
From Harry Potter? Yes.

257
00:13:22,719 --> 00:13:24,845
I'm not a narcissist.
A faggy praying mantis

258
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,181
with a Bluetooth
walks onto the stage.

259
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:29,266
Yeah. And he used to be down.
Now he's not down.

260
00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,393
Okay, you go take it to fucking

261
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:35,230
the Dumbledore in your life,
if I'm Snape, okay?

262
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:38,734
You don't come to the person you're
ridiculing to finance that project.

263
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,069
Look, I'll tell you something.
Everybody comes to me with favors.

264
00:13:41,154 --> 00:13:43,780
Everybody wants favors.
Everyone wants me to grease wheels for them.

265
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:46,325
What about
when I was in Tor Eagle?

266
00:13:46,409 --> 00:13:49,703
You guys would stonewall me.
You wanted my brains, you wanted me to book the gigs,

267
00:13:49,787 --> 00:13:53,123
you wanted me to use my fucking Quicken
program to balance our checkbook,

268
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,292
but when it came time
for you to pony up

269
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,294
on a song that I wrote, oh, no.

270
00:13:57,378 --> 00:14:00,631
You're stuff sounded
like reggaeton, dude.

271
00:14:00,715 --> 00:14:02,424
That's my culture.

272
00:14:02,509 --> 00:14:04,635
That is not your culture.
That's my culture.

273
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:07,846
Your parents are from Connecticut.
But my nanny is from Haiti.

274
00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:14,186
I'm sorry. I didn't know
that you felt like that.

275
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,855
Yeah. So I apologize.

276
00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:19,191
Apology accepted, "mon."

277
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:23,862
God, look at her.
I need the strongest stuff you have.

278
00:14:23,947 --> 00:14:26,114
Give me the Jamaican Dank
or whatever the fuck,

279
00:14:26,199 --> 00:14:28,075
because she's gonna need
a lot of coaxing.

280
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,952
You know what I mean?
Good Lord.

281
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:31,078
Yeah.

282
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,663
What do I owe you?

283
00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,207
Nothing. I'm not a drug dealer.

284
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:37,209
You are a drug dealer.
I'm not a drug dealer.

285
00:14:37,293 --> 00:14:39,503
You have a backpack
full of weed, right?

286
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:42,047
I like weed. And sometimes my
friends need me to hook them up.

287
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,799
You got a three-day beard, right?
Yeah.

288
00:14:43,925 --> 00:14:46,218
Sort of directionless in your life?
Sort of.

289
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:48,720
Pissed off at your dad? Yeah.

290
00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,306
You're a drug dealer.
No. I'm an artist.

291
00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:59,439
Triangles, dude, everywhere.

292
00:14:59,524 --> 00:15:01,858
Lakers, D-Fish, Kobe, Pau.

293
00:15:01,943 --> 00:15:04,695
Phil Knight is a big supporter
of my triangle theory.

294
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,030
It's Phil Jackson, first of all,
and second... Phil Knight.

295
00:15:07,156 --> 00:15:09,324
Who's Phil Knight? Nike guy.
He started Nike.

296
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,034
I'm thinking of Phil Jackson.

297
00:15:11,119 --> 00:15:13,120
Okay, now we're just
getting way off topic.

298
00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:16,999
Nike's swoosh is based on a triangle.
Did you know that?

299
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:19,376
It's, like, a check.
It's based off a check.

300
00:15:19,460 --> 00:15:21,837
It's got a point on the back.
Not everything's triangles, dude.

301
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,964
You don't believe
in the triangle theory...

302
00:15:24,048 --> 00:15:26,258
Because it doesn't make sense.
It does make sense.

303
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,759
Okay. All right.
Are you listening?

304
00:15:27,844 --> 00:15:29,803
Yeah. I got a triangle for you.

305
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:33,140
It's you, a piece of dog shit
and another piece of dog shit.

306
00:15:33,224 --> 00:15:35,350
That's not... That doesn't work?

307
00:15:35,435 --> 00:15:38,228
No, 'cause me and the dog shit don't
have... There's three segments.

308
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:40,647
Fitz, why weren't you here
for the couch delivery? Ohh!

309
00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:43,609
I don't understand.
Tommy and Richie both have real jobs.

310
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,861
They have shitty jobs.
Tommy's job is bullshit.

311
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:47,863
What about the five-year plan?

312
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,115
What five-year plan?
Our five-year plan.

313
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:54,286
I don't have a five-year plan.
I've never had an any plan.

314
00:15:56,289 --> 00:16:00,167
Just gonna buy some stuff.

315
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,713
What's up?

316
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,799
Sorry I'm late.
My girlfriend was yelling at me.

317
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,510
Terrible, dude.
Happens all the time.

318
00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:12,721
Sorry to hear that, bro.
She used to be so cool.

319
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:16,683
Yeah. I guess that's why
my policy is bros only.

320
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,226
Makes sense. You're lucky.

321
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:20,896
So, uh, you got it?
Yeah.

322
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,815
Hey, do you think
that your nephew

323
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:27,319
would like this
for his quinceañera, Ramón?

324
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:30,030
Shut up.
Don't say my name, dude.

325
00:16:30,114 --> 00:16:31,907
Sorry. Sorry.

326
00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:34,826
She used to be, like, so
fucking cool when we met.

327
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,954
She'd, like, come to my shows, and,
like, she'd sell merch and stuff.

328
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:41,458
Yeah. Now she's got this,
like, fucking news job.

329
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,418
That sucks, dude.
Listen, I gotta go.

330
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,838
I'm running late
for Bonnaroo, okay?

331
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,757
Do you have it or don't you?
Yes, I have it.

332
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,509
All right. I have the money.
Let's go.

333
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:52,678
I'm in a rush, too.
I have stuff to do as well.

334
00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:54,429
Hey, we all got
something to do, right?

335
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:56,223
I know. It's busy.
I'm really busy right now.

336
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,308
I'm working on my rock opera.
It's all here.

337
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,852
What are you doing?
There's a fucking camera right there.

338
00:17:02,313 --> 00:17:04,106
Maybe I should stop doing this.

339
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:08,110
Come on, man. You got it or you don't?
I gotta go.

340
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:10,779
We should figure out something
to do together.

341
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:12,656
Yeah, that'd be great.
I really gotta go.

342
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:15,075
Okay. I don't like selling this much.
All right?

343
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:16,868
Later, bro. Have fun.

344
00:17:18,496 --> 00:17:20,706
Yeah.

345
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:25,460
Good one.

346
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,005
This is gonna be a great day.

347
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,966
Hang on a second.
Police officer.

348
00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:32,634
Mind if we ask you a couple
questions here today?

349
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,344
Take your hands off. No, dude.

350
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:36,138
Oh, what's this?
That's not mine, man.

351
00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,181
Oh. That's not mine.

352
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:39,891
That's the real shit.

353
00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,518
No, no, no, dude.

354
00:17:41,602 --> 00:17:44,646
Both hands on the car.
Spread your legs.

355
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,440
You guys are under arrest.
Spread your fucking legs.

356
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,694
Hey, why don't you
profile that guy?

357
00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:52,821
Officer, right? Go check...

358
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:55,323
Yeah. Go check him out.
Hey, you, in the stripes!

359
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,952
- Hey! Police!
- It's not Arizona, man.

360
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,080
Come here!

361
00:18:03,958 --> 00:18:06,501
Fuck it.

362
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,087
Ow! Hey, come on, man!

363
00:18:09,172 --> 00:18:11,089
He's clean. I got him.

364
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,883
Okay. We're all good.

365
00:18:12,967 --> 00:18:15,343
All right. Come on. Let's go.
This is bullshit.

366
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,054
All right. Unlock the door.

367
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,474
I can't. It's locked.
What the hell are you doing home?

368
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,892
Why aren't you at school?

369
00:18:21,976 --> 00:18:24,227
They let us out early. Really?

370
00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:27,439
They let you out early, huh?
Like the morning. Y'all came for one hour?

371
00:18:27,523 --> 00:18:30,484
I just got a call from your
principal there, smart guy.

372
00:18:30,568 --> 00:18:32,986
You know what he said?

373
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:35,071
That I'm a smart guy?

374
00:18:47,043 --> 00:18:49,920
Hey. Hey.

375
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,172
Grab my weed. Grab all my weed.

376
00:18:52,298 --> 00:18:54,132
Fitz... Grab all my weed!
Grab all my weed!

377
00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,593
Fitz, you're sweating!
Oh, my God! All my weed.

378
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:59,262
I know. I've been running.
I sold Ramón

379
00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:00,972
kind of a lot of weed,

380
00:19:01,057 --> 00:19:02,641
and he just got arrested
by the cops.

381
00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:04,476
And he's not a great guy, so...

382
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:07,771
Fitz, what are you talking about?
Where is it?

383
00:19:07,855 --> 00:19:09,523
Everywhere.

384
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:11,107
Look everywhere. Everywhere?

385
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,068
I think I might
have to go to Oakland

386
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,070
for a while.

387
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:16,947
What are you talking about?
Oakland?

388
00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:20,200
Yeah. I have some friends
that live there. For what?

389
00:19:20,284 --> 00:19:22,077
Just to hide.
Hey, those are my sausage links.

390
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,037
No, this is hash.

391
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,373
You know what, Jimmy?
This is it. All right?

392
00:19:26,457 --> 00:19:28,416
You're going to military school.
There it is.

393
00:19:28,543 --> 00:19:30,544
Awesome. Thanks, Dad.
Finally. There it is. Done.

394
00:19:30,670 --> 00:19:33,046
That's your solution for everything.
We talked about it.

395
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,131
You're bringing this
on yourself.

396
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,676
I'm not the one who couldn't play baseball.
It's all my fault.

397
00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,136
I'm not the one who's out
there failing his classes

398
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:42,597
and skipping school.

399
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,266
You're going to military
school, and that's it.

400
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,351
Is this whole house
made of weed?

401
00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:48,270
Fucking Ramón!
What are you doing?

402
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:51,106
I'm clearing away my stuff.
Hold this.

403
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,567
Help me! Shit!

404
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,819
Stop! Jesus!

405
00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,779
How did I not see that before?

406
00:19:57,864 --> 00:20:00,282
I don't know.
It's the fucking cops.

407
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,909
No, it's the couch guy.
Well, get rid of him!

408
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,911
We're gonna figure this out.
It's gonna be okay.

409
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:09,040
Okay. Fine.

410
00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,293
Get the couch guy.
I'll meet you down there.

411
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,627
Okay. All right. Thank you.

412
00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:16,381
I love you.

413
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,350
What are you doing?
What are you doing?

414
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:29,060
Why is the garage door closed?

415
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:31,605
I can't hang out today, man.
What's going on?

416
00:20:31,689 --> 00:20:33,523
This creepy guy was following me.
Oh, yeah?

417
00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,859
Yeah. I gotta go see
my friend in Oakland.

418
00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,111
You're going to Oakland? Yeah.

419
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,030
Can I come? No, man. Take off.

420
00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:42,032
Take me to Oakland!
My mom lives in Oakland. Please?

421
00:20:42,116 --> 00:20:43,867
No. Jimmy, get the fuck outta here.
Hey, hey, hey.

422
00:20:43,951 --> 00:20:46,202
This is the guy!
He's the molester!

423
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,662
Whoa, whoa, back up.

424
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,247
Get the fuck out!

425
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,999
You calm down.
And you back off!

426
00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:53,043
This is my driveway.
Get the fuck outta here.

427
00:20:53,169 --> 00:20:55,629
I'm gonna knock the shit outta you!
You're not gonna do shit!

428
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:56,880
Shut the fuck up, all right?
Okay.

429
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,214
Are you calm? Yeah.

430
00:20:58,299 --> 00:20:59,758
I want you calm. I'm calm!

431
00:20:59,842 --> 00:21:01,426
I'm gonna let you go.
You understand?

432
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,011
I don't want any trouble. Okay.

433
00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,263
Where do you think
you're going, huh?

434
00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,723
Hey...

435
00:21:06,807 --> 00:21:08,516
Oh! Oh, God.

436
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,352
Dude, I just knocked
that fucking guy out!

437
00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:13,063
That's my dad. What?

438
00:21:13,147 --> 00:21:16,691
He is a fucking creep. He beats the shit out of me.
He's been on a bender lately.

439
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:18,777
You gotta take me with you.
Fuck, no, dude!

440
00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,404
Get outta here! Take me to Oakland.
My mom lives in Oakland.

441
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:23,406
I gotta go to Oakland.
He's waking up!

442
00:21:23,491 --> 00:21:26,534
No, you're not getting in the car!
Why?

443
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:29,329
No way! Please! Please!

444
00:21:32,249 --> 00:21:35,168
Go! Come on! What is that?

445
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:36,753
Would you just... The honking!

446
00:22:06,534 --> 00:22:09,077
No! No! Fuck you! What? What?

447
00:22:09,203 --> 00:22:11,955
What are you doing?
Why did you do that? No. No. No. No.

448
00:22:12,081 --> 00:22:14,708
Why would you do that?
You need to get your game face on, all right?

449
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:17,002
You need to not
tell me what to do!

450
00:22:17,086 --> 00:22:18,962
I can tell you what I want to if
you have a joint in your mouth.

451
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:20,964
You're gonna be sober
for this entire trip.

452
00:22:21,090 --> 00:22:22,924
I'm always high! I know.

453
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:25,135
I'm pretty much freaked out.
I don't do well not high.

454
00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:27,721
Whatever. I don't want you
driving me while you're stoned.

455
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:31,433
Sorry. I don't want you under the influence.
You need to get your damn game face on.

456
00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:33,810
I have my game face on.
No, you don't.

457
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:36,646
You had a joint in your mouth.
That's not what a game face consists of.

458
00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,357
This is my game face.
My game face looks different than people's.

459
00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,735
Our step one
should be switching cars.

460
00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,780
We gotta get another vehicle, because
we're in, like, a hot ride right now.

461
00:22:45,865 --> 00:22:47,991
It's like Running Away 101.

462
00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:50,035
They're gonna be chasing us
down in your car.

463
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,661
Simple vice aid.

464
00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:54,581
I'm not basing
my escape from the police

465
00:22:54,665 --> 00:22:57,417
on some fucking video game.
It's a stupid idea.

466
00:22:57,501 --> 00:22:59,294
How is it a stupid idea?
It makes perfect sense.

467
00:22:59,378 --> 00:23:01,713
We can't be riding around
in the car that we left in.

468
00:23:01,797 --> 00:23:04,299
You know what we should do?

469
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:07,302
Rich and Sheila are playing
a show in Bakersfield.

470
00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,887
We should go switch cars
with them.

471
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:12,265
That way they can't track us.

472
00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:17,270
Way to go, Fitz!
You're the best!

473
00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,731
We're just gonna run through
some self-defense techniques.

474
00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,191
We're gonna go
over knife attacks.

475
00:23:21,275 --> 00:23:22,525
I want you to thrust at me.

476
00:23:22,610 --> 00:23:24,110
One... block. Okay?

477
00:23:24,195 --> 00:23:25,487
My hips are out
of the line of danger.

478
00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:27,322
Two... slide up to the elbow.

479
00:23:27,406 --> 00:23:29,240
Three... twist.
Okay. Let's try that again.

480
00:23:29,325 --> 00:23:30,909
One, two, three. One... block.

481
00:23:30,993 --> 00:23:32,535
Two... slide. Three... twist.

482
00:23:32,620 --> 00:23:35,246
Adios, Anthony.
Okay? See how that goes?

483
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:37,832
Slide. Three... twist.
See you later, Steven.

484
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,584
Okay. And we're done, okay?

485
00:23:39,668 --> 00:23:41,294
Hey.
Want to do it in full sweep?

486
00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:43,254
Why don't you answer
your phone?

487
00:23:43,339 --> 00:23:45,757
I got no pockets.
I don't have my phone. What's wrong?

488
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,258
Run some drills.

489
00:23:47,343 --> 00:23:49,052
Cardio. Some interval training.

490
00:23:49,136 --> 00:23:50,762
What happened to your head?

491
00:23:50,846 --> 00:23:52,972
Yeah. I'll tell you
what happened to my head.

492
00:23:53,057 --> 00:23:55,600
I went down to get Jimmy...
The kid has so much potential.

493
00:23:55,684 --> 00:23:57,435
You don't have to tell me!
I know, man!

494
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,771
He's going off the rails!
Smart kid and...

495
00:23:59,855 --> 00:24:01,773
I went to get him,
and I'm running his ass home,

496
00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,900
because I'm sending him
to fucking military school!

497
00:24:03,984 --> 00:24:05,985
What's gotta be done
is gotta be done.

498
00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,530
But then I get out in the alley,
and this fucking drugger...

499
00:24:08,614 --> 00:24:11,199
some drug-head
comes at me sideways.

500
00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:13,201
Didn't see it.
Sucker punches me

501
00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,953
with a fucking brick
in the head!

502
00:24:15,079 --> 00:24:17,205
Oh, goddamn.
I went down like a sack of rocks.

503
00:24:17,289 --> 00:24:19,707
I'm fucking embarrassed.
But as I came to,

504
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:23,128
I looked, and Jimmy is in the
fucking car with this guy...

505
00:24:23,254 --> 00:24:25,046
What?
...and they're taking off.

506
00:24:25,131 --> 00:24:27,090
So Jimmy's been kidnapped?
Well, I don't know that.

507
00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:29,092
Definitely been kidnapped.
That's what I'm worried about.

508
00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:30,927
Maybe he was.
He's abducted. Okay.

509
00:24:31,011 --> 00:24:32,804
Do you have some detective
friends I can talk to?

510
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,515
I do, but I
could help you, Jim.

511
00:24:35,641 --> 00:24:37,934
I graduated the academy.
I can help you. I don't know...

512
00:24:38,018 --> 00:24:39,769
I have interrogation
techniques, forensics.

513
00:24:39,854 --> 00:24:41,729
I can do this. You run the gym.

514
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:44,149
I need a detective. Yeah. Yeah.

515
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,775
Come on. Let's do this.

516
00:24:45,860 --> 00:24:48,236
You have anything?
Any leads? Anything?

517
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,737
Yeah. I got the license plate.

518
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,240
You got the license plate?
Yeah.

519
00:24:52,324 --> 00:24:55,201
We're way ahead of the game.
Let me sign out of Facebook.

520
00:24:55,286 --> 00:24:56,870
Also, I got a description
of the guy, too.

521
00:24:56,954 --> 00:24:59,289
See? Already.
You see it's going?

522
00:24:59,373 --> 00:25:01,416
Why is it so slow?

523
00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,543
It's DSL. It does what we
need it to do in the gym.

524
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:06,421
Rich is, like, really cool.

525
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:08,590
I mean that in a totally
not-gay way.

526
00:25:08,674 --> 00:25:10,758
It didn't even sound gay.
You said he was a cool guy.

527
00:25:10,843 --> 00:25:13,845
If you don't think that sounded
gay, then this will sound gay.

528
00:25:13,929 --> 00:25:16,598
If I had to fuck one guy,
it would definitely be Rich.

529
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:18,641
That was really gay.
If I did, I...

530
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:21,019
Okay. So, in not a gay way.

531
00:25:21,103 --> 00:25:23,646
You didn't have to say that just because
I said the other thing wasn't gay.

532
00:25:23,731 --> 00:25:25,481
I was gonna say it anyway.

533
00:25:25,566 --> 00:25:27,609
You just had to top your
gayness for no reason.

534
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,611
I did not. That's what you did.

535
00:25:29,695 --> 00:25:31,279
You ever heard my EP?

536
00:25:31,363 --> 00:25:33,239
No. Finally. It's awesome.

537
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:36,326
I made this when I was 19.
First song is about my mom.

538
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:41,915
♪ I heard you sayin'
I don't like romance ♪

539
00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:44,876
♪ Well, I love, well, I love ♪

540
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:46,544
It's not bad.

541
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:50,298
♪ And I'm up on love ♪

542
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:53,009
♪ I'm up on love ♪

543
00:25:53,093 --> 00:25:54,802
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

544
00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,721
♪ Yeah ♪

545
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,474
I gotta get on
the DMV Web site.

546
00:25:59,558 --> 00:26:00,767
Uh...

547
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,227
DSL. We're almost there.

548
00:26:02,311 --> 00:26:04,270
Okay. When did this happen?

549
00:26:04,355 --> 00:26:06,105
About 45 minutes ago.

550
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,483
45. Bup, bup, bup...
Two hours and 15 minutes.

551
00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:11,027
Okay. It's great that you
came here immediately.

552
00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,988
The first three hours of any abduction
is what they call the kill zone.

553
00:26:14,073 --> 00:26:16,199
A very dangerous time. What?

554
00:26:16,283 --> 00:26:19,160
It's a crucial time.
So we gotta find this person in this time...

555
00:26:19,245 --> 00:26:20,703
I've never heard
of any kill zone.

556
00:26:20,788 --> 00:26:23,122
What the fuck
are you talking about?

557
00:26:23,207 --> 00:26:26,668
Well, it's the kill zone.
This is where people are stabbed, shot, murdered.

558
00:26:26,752 --> 00:26:30,004
This is when the perpetrator
usually panics

559
00:26:30,089 --> 00:26:32,173
and goes off his rocker...
All right. Shut up.

560
00:26:32,258 --> 00:26:34,175
Don't talk about
the kill zone anymore.

561
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:36,552
That fucking bugs me.
I don't know what happened to him.

562
00:26:36,637 --> 00:26:38,513
It's also 90%
of the sexual crimes happen...

563
00:26:38,597 --> 00:26:41,307
Shut the fuck up, Fogerty!
I'm just trying to be honest.

564
00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:43,851
That's my son!
Well, he's a good-looking kid.

565
00:26:43,936 --> 00:26:45,812
Are you out
of your fucking mind?

566
00:26:45,938 --> 00:26:47,897
Are you out of your fucking mind?
I'm not.

567
00:26:47,982 --> 00:26:50,692
I don't mean to get
your feathers all riled up.

568
00:26:50,776 --> 00:26:52,694
Well, you did, asshole!
I didn't mean to do that.

569
00:26:52,778 --> 00:26:54,862
He's not getting raped,
and he's not getting killed!

570
00:26:54,947 --> 00:26:56,864
We don't know what's happening
to him right now.

571
00:26:56,949 --> 00:26:58,491
We don't know,
so quit saying it!

572
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:00,785
That's why it's crucial
that we find out.

573
00:27:00,869 --> 00:27:02,996
What do you mean, he's a good-looking kid?
What are you talking about?

574
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,790
We got one more guy
that's gotta crash this party.

575
00:27:05,874 --> 00:27:07,375
A guy by the name
of Boston Johnny.

576
00:27:07,459 --> 00:27:09,210
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

577
00:27:09,295 --> 00:27:11,296
I didn't think you were
allowed to carry that.

578
00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:14,799
Not through the department.
But I do have this registered.

579
00:27:14,925 --> 00:27:17,927
It's not the department.
It's a legal entity. It doesn't matter.

580
00:27:18,012 --> 00:27:20,596
It's legal. I got a permit. Take this.
I don't have any pockets.

581
00:27:20,723 --> 00:27:23,599
Okay. Great.
I don't wanna see that, by the way.

582
00:27:23,684 --> 00:27:25,935
You won't see it
unless you have to see it,

583
00:27:26,020 --> 00:27:28,563
unless he makes me
show him this.

584
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:30,940
Rico, I'm back in 20 minutes.
Gotta run an errand.

585
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:37,822
Whoa.

586
00:27:40,701 --> 00:27:42,410
Are you okay? No.

587
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:45,455
Come on. Come on.
Come here.

588
00:27:45,539 --> 00:27:48,666
Jeff, Maryanne,
can you guys give us a second?

589
00:27:52,212 --> 00:27:54,088
Thank you.

590
00:27:54,173 --> 00:27:56,507
I'm embarrassed. Why?

591
00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,261
It's just emotions coming out.

592
00:28:00,346 --> 00:28:02,013
It's okay. Yeah.

593
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,931
Talk to Barry.

594
00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:07,518
Well, it's Fitz.

595
00:28:09,855 --> 00:28:12,940
He's been dealing weed... Okay.

596
00:28:13,025 --> 00:28:15,943
And it was all over our house.

597
00:28:16,028 --> 00:28:18,780
And I don't know
where he is right now.

598
00:28:18,906 --> 00:28:21,324
Where is he?
And I'm freaked out.

599
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:23,993
He left. He won't answer
any of my phone calls.

600
00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:25,703
You should call him

601
00:28:25,788 --> 00:28:29,290
And I don't know what to do.
I'm pregnant.

602
00:28:29,375 --> 00:28:31,376
With his baby? Yeah.

603
00:28:31,460 --> 00:28:34,337
Whoa. Wow.

604
00:28:34,421 --> 00:28:37,715
I'm so fucked.
I'm so fucked, Barry.

605
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,760
I don't...
I fucked this up so bad.

606
00:28:40,844 --> 00:28:43,388
I have no idea what to do.
There, there.

607
00:28:43,472 --> 00:28:45,348
There, there.

608
00:28:45,474 --> 00:28:47,809
I just feel like such a
fucking idiot. Just...

609
00:28:47,893 --> 00:28:50,478
I fucked everything up.

610
00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:54,857
Y-You didn't do anything.

611
00:28:54,942 --> 00:28:56,984
I mean, do I even want this?

612
00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:58,945
Do I even want a fucking baby?

613
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:00,738
I don't know. I...

614
00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:08,121
Oh...

615
00:29:12,418 --> 00:29:15,128
Oh, my God. Oh, my God!

616
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:17,004
Ew! Barry!

617
00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:18,798
I... What...

618
00:29:19,883 --> 00:29:21,259
Barry!

619
00:29:21,343 --> 00:29:23,136
What the fuck? Wah!

620
00:29:23,220 --> 00:29:27,390
What the crap? Aw, man.

621
00:29:27,474 --> 00:29:29,308
What am I supposed to do?
Should I quit?

622
00:29:29,393 --> 00:29:31,811
No. Why would you quit?
You're great at your job.

623
00:29:31,895 --> 00:29:34,063
Oh! You're married!

624
00:29:34,148 --> 00:29:36,190
Things are really bad
at home with my wife.

625
00:29:36,275 --> 00:29:38,151
Ew! I don't need to hear that.

626
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:40,194
I don't.
You should fucking... I thought...

627
00:29:40,279 --> 00:29:42,405
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

628
00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:44,407
I thought you were
hitting on me.

629
00:29:44,491 --> 00:29:46,075
I'm gonna take a sick day.

630
00:29:46,160 --> 00:29:49,662
Leave, relax.
Totally come back.

631
00:29:49,746 --> 00:29:51,622
Ew, ew, ew.

632
00:29:51,707 --> 00:29:53,875
Aah! Aah! Ew! Ew!

633
00:29:53,959 --> 00:29:56,043
It's funny. Weird. What...

634
00:29:56,128 --> 00:29:58,004
It's ridiculous.

635
00:29:58,088 --> 00:30:00,339
All the classic bands
like Zeppelin, The Who...

636
00:30:00,424 --> 00:30:01,966
I mean,
how do you explain that?

637
00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:04,343
Those are trios.
No, they're not.

638
00:30:04,428 --> 00:30:07,096
Front man and guitar
count as one.

639
00:30:07,181 --> 00:30:09,765
Your triangle totally
ruined the Godfather series,

640
00:30:09,850 --> 00:30:12,560
because that was fine until
it added your third vertices.

641
00:30:12,644 --> 00:30:14,604
Yeah. Of course,
there's bad triangles.

642
00:30:14,688 --> 00:30:16,397
75% of the Earth
is covered in water.

643
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:18,274
They still call it Earth.
Hey, what's up?

644
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:20,860
You got an extra smoke, man?

645
00:30:20,944 --> 00:30:23,696
I buy them at the store.
They come in packs of 20.

646
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,948
You should probably do
the same thing. Okay.

647
00:30:26,033 --> 00:30:28,951
Uh, my friends are in there.
I'm just gonna run in and get them.

648
00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:31,078
Yeah, it's closed.
There's a rehearsal going on.

649
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:33,247
Yeah, but the people
rehearsing are, like, my buds.

650
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,749
Yeah, I got a lot of friends,
too.

651
00:30:34,833 --> 00:30:36,584
Okay.

652
00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,836
What, are you doing a chaperone deal?
What's up?

653
00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:41,506
No, this is my buddy.
We're friends from college.

654
00:30:41,590 --> 00:30:43,090
College? Yeah.

655
00:30:43,175 --> 00:30:46,010
Old college buds.
College of children?

656
00:30:46,094 --> 00:30:48,763
No. Children...

657
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,265
I lost my wallet.
I don't have my I D.

658
00:30:51,350 --> 00:30:52,934
Yeah, no I D, no go in.

659
00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,685
I recognize you.
I've played here before.

660
00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:56,354
I was in a band
called Tor Eagle.

661
00:30:56,438 --> 00:30:58,481
What does that even mean?

662
00:30:58,565 --> 00:31:00,441
The name of the band
is Tor Eagle.

663
00:31:00,526 --> 00:31:03,110
It's, like, the first two
letters of everybody's name.

664
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,947
T-O... Tommy. R-I... Richie.

665
00:31:06,031 --> 00:31:07,865
G-L... Glen. That's my name.

666
00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:09,742
Did you guys vote on that?

667
00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:11,244
We made it up when we were 16.

668
00:31:11,328 --> 00:31:13,996
♪ ♪ Sounds about right.

669
00:31:14,081 --> 00:31:16,707
If you're not gonna let me in,
can you go get them?

670
00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:18,918
Yeah.

671
00:31:19,002 --> 00:31:21,462
Just yell out "Tor Eagle"?

672
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:23,798
I don't know.
His name's Rich. Okay.

673
00:31:23,882 --> 00:31:25,967
Her name's Sheila. Don't move.

674
00:31:26,051 --> 00:31:28,261
You want a bicycle
to hang around on or something?

675
00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,304
All right. I get it. I'm a kid.
Yeah, you're a kid.

676
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:32,306
I'm not gonna go anywhere.
Clear out!

677
00:31:32,391 --> 00:31:34,308
He's a fucking asshole. I know.

678
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,561
You wanna take a break?
What's up?

679
00:31:36,645 --> 00:31:38,563
Hi.

680
00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,398
You guys look cool.

681
00:31:40,482 --> 00:31:41,941
Thank you. Oh, yeah.

682
00:31:42,025 --> 00:31:44,610
We're in a White Stripes
cover band.

683
00:31:44,695 --> 00:31:46,737
Awesome.

684
00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,447
We're called 8th Nation Army.
Get it?

685
00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:50,074
'Cause of the song. Yeah. Yeah.

686
00:31:51,952 --> 00:31:54,328
Can I talk to you?  Sure.

687
00:31:54,413 --> 00:31:56,872
Oh, this is Sheila.
Rich, Jimmy.

688
00:31:56,957 --> 00:31:58,874
Hi. Is that a kid or something?

689
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,960
This is the gig
that Tommy got you guys?

690
00:32:01,044 --> 00:32:03,462
Yes. And it pays way better
than you think it does.

691
00:32:03,547 --> 00:32:05,673
You're in a tribute band? Yes.

692
00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:08,593
And it's actually really fun.
Sheila's good.

693
00:32:12,139 --> 00:32:14,515
Are you feeling a little sad?

694
00:32:14,600 --> 00:32:17,518
I know we just met, but I sort of
have a sense about these things.

695
00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,770
Some of my friends
consider me kind of a healer.

696
00:32:19,855 --> 00:32:21,564
Uh-huh. I'm not certified,

697
00:32:21,648 --> 00:32:23,566
but I usually am
pretty spot-on about them.

698
00:32:23,650 --> 00:32:25,526
Um...

699
00:32:25,611 --> 00:32:27,194
Uh, I guess.

700
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,696
You are sad.

701
00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:29,864
Yeah, I can feel it. Sure.

702
00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:31,490
What do you want?

703
00:32:31,575 --> 00:32:34,577
I need to borrow your van
for a few days.

704
00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:38,539
No. I can't let you
use my van, man.

705
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,167
It's only a couple days.
I wouldn't ask you if I didn't need it.

706
00:32:41,251 --> 00:32:43,085
I didn't know
I was giving off a sad vibe.

707
00:32:43,211 --> 00:32:44,587
You're confused. Okay.

708
00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:46,881
Things are changing
in your body.

709
00:32:46,965 --> 00:32:49,258
People find that confusing.
Yeah.

710
00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:52,261
I remember being scared to death
when that happened to me.

711
00:32:52,346 --> 00:32:53,804
You look at yourself
in the mirror,

712
00:32:53,889 --> 00:32:55,806
and you don't
necessarily recognize

713
00:32:55,891 --> 00:32:57,433
who's looking back at you.

714
00:32:57,517 --> 00:32:59,143
Facial hair.
You know what else.

715
00:32:59,227 --> 00:33:01,562
Can I offer you some advice?

716
00:33:01,647 --> 00:33:05,399
So I'm taking him to Oakland
to hang out with his mom,

717
00:33:05,484 --> 00:33:07,818
and I'm gonna chill
with Arnie for a little bit.

718
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,237
Your dad Arnie? Yeah.

719
00:33:10,322 --> 00:33:12,323
You're gonna go
hang out with your dad?

720
00:33:12,407 --> 00:33:15,326
I mean, if that's any indication
about how desperate I am...

721
00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:17,244
Jesus.

722
00:33:17,329 --> 00:33:19,872
Just don't mess up my car.
Okay. I won't.

723
00:33:19,956 --> 00:33:22,249
You don't have
any smokes, do you?

724
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,044
No. I've got
nicotine gum in the car,

725
00:33:25,128 --> 00:33:26,879
but it tastes like shit.

726
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:29,465
You have any weed? No. I quit.

727
00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,258
I'm just kidding.

728
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,427
Jesus, I was about
to disown you.

729
00:33:33,512 --> 00:33:35,596
I don't have it here with me.
It's at the hotel.

730
00:33:35,681 --> 00:33:37,098
That sucks. Yeah.

731
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:39,725
Wanna come to Oakland?

732
00:33:39,810 --> 00:33:41,602
I can't, man.

733
00:33:41,687 --> 00:33:43,604
Trust me,
if you eat these things,

734
00:33:43,689 --> 00:33:46,482
you'll grow six inches
in six months.

735
00:33:46,566 --> 00:33:47,483
Really?

736
00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:48,818
Nuts. Nuts.

737
00:33:48,902 --> 00:33:51,278
Yeah. Really good for you.

738
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:55,408
Buzz Aldrin... when he landed on the moon,
you know what he had in his pocket?

739
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:57,451
A picture of his family
and nuts.

740
00:33:57,577 --> 00:33:59,453
A picture of his family and nuts.
Mm-hmm.

741
00:33:59,538 --> 00:34:02,123
Speaking of hydration,
that's the ticket.

742
00:34:02,249 --> 00:34:03,999
Coconut water. That's right.

743
00:34:04,084 --> 00:34:06,836
It hydrates you 75 times
faster than normal water.

744
00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,879
Really? Mm-hmm.
It says right there.

745
00:34:08,964 --> 00:34:11,090
What does that even mean?
It means if you drink that,

746
00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,008
it's like drinking
eight bottles of water.

747
00:34:13,093 --> 00:34:14,760
Just in this? Yeah.

748
00:34:14,845 --> 00:34:17,555
Why is it called Coconut?
It's from a coconut.

749
00:34:17,639 --> 00:34:19,515
Good luck, man. Thanks.

750
00:34:21,518 --> 00:34:23,602
Say hi to your dad.
I know, right?

751
00:34:23,687 --> 00:34:25,354
Maybe you can play some
milky-milky cakey-cake.

752
00:34:25,439 --> 00:34:27,314
That shit's so weird.

753
00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:29,275
I know. I can't believe it.

754
00:34:29,359 --> 00:34:31,485
Okay, listen.
Just follow my lead.

755
00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,487
The most important thing
is to have a calm demeanor.

756
00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:35,698
You wanna establish
some trust with the, uh...

757
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:39,285
with the, uh, witness here.

758
00:34:39,369 --> 00:34:41,287
Hey, just don't fuck this up,
all right?

759
00:34:41,371 --> 00:34:43,330
Okay.

760
00:34:43,415 --> 00:34:45,458
You don't have to
knock that hard.

761
00:34:45,542 --> 00:34:46,959
Hi. My name's Peter Fogerty.

762
00:34:47,043 --> 00:34:48,586
I'm with
the sheriff's department.

763
00:34:48,670 --> 00:34:50,463
This is my partner
Deputy Malone.

764
00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:52,965
We're here investigating
a missing person's report.

765
00:34:53,049 --> 00:34:55,342
We've traced some license
plates to this residence.

766
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:58,220
It's the LKA
of a Glen Fitzgerald.

767
00:34:58,305 --> 00:35:01,474
Oh, yeah. I know Glen.
What's LKA?

768
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,434
Last known address.
How do you know Glen?

769
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:04,810
Glen's my boyfriend. Terrific.

770
00:35:04,895 --> 00:35:06,645
All right. We're on our way.

771
00:35:06,730 --> 00:35:08,355
Where is Glen now?

772
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:10,399
Oh, I couldn't tell you that.
I have no idea.

773
00:35:10,525 --> 00:35:13,319
Really? Well, it's very important
that we find him, because...

774
00:35:13,403 --> 00:35:15,613
Look, really, you don't know
where your boyfriend is?

775
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,323
Really?

776
00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,325
That's what we're figuring out now.
Come on.

777
00:35:19,409 --> 00:35:21,660
Are there places of business
that he frequents often

778
00:35:21,745 --> 00:35:23,204
that maybe we might
be able to find him?

779
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:25,664
No. Maybe he's shopping...

780
00:35:25,749 --> 00:35:28,751
I find that very suspicious that you
wouldn't know where your boyfriend goes.

781
00:35:28,835 --> 00:35:31,420
I'm wondering if we can just step inside
real quick and take a look around.

782
00:35:31,505 --> 00:35:33,380
No. I'm sorry.
I have to go to work.

783
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,591
Well, there may be an I PP
going on as we speak.

784
00:35:35,717 --> 00:35:38,385
What's an... It doesn't
matter what it means.

785
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,679
No. I'm sorry. If you give me a
business card, I can call you.

786
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:44,225
Sure. I'd be happy for you to
take a look at my business card.

787
00:35:47,354 --> 00:35:51,023
Hold on a second. If we have to come
back, we're coming back with a warrant.

788
00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:52,983
And we'll see everything!

789
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,153
Including the drugs and the pornography!
Hey, calm down.

790
00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:59,031
Did you notice there was
a gun in there? Yeah.

791
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:01,367
I'm pretty sure John Wayne Gacy
had a gun.

792
00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:12,503
He's gone, and he's out
of our lives, right?

793
00:36:12,587 --> 00:36:14,421
And that's for the best,
trust me.

794
00:36:14,506 --> 00:36:15,965
I feel like I disappointed you.

795
00:36:16,049 --> 00:36:18,092
You disappointed us?
Of course not.

796
00:36:18,176 --> 00:36:21,262
Fitz?

797
00:36:22,931 --> 00:36:25,307
You don't have anything
to say to him.

798
00:36:25,433 --> 00:36:26,767
Hang up. Who cares where he is.

799
00:36:26,852 --> 00:36:28,477
Tell him you're done, good-bye.

800
00:36:28,562 --> 00:36:31,063
Hang up the phone.
Just give him the phone.

801
00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,274
Give me the phone.
I'd like to have a word with him.

802
00:36:33,358 --> 00:36:36,318
Tell him that
he's a piece of shit!

803
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,113
Why should I call you?
You're the one that left.

804
00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,866
Well, I'm kind of busy
running from the cops.

805
00:36:41,950 --> 00:36:43,868
I'm on the lam.
You're on the lam?

806
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:45,870
What does that mean,
you're on the lam?

807
00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:48,122
It means I'm running
from the cops.

808
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:51,208
Jimmy's dad and some fucking maniac
named Fogerty came over today.

809
00:36:51,293 --> 00:36:52,751
They say you're a pervert.

810
00:36:52,836 --> 00:36:54,378
I'm not a pervert.
He's the pervert.

811
00:36:54,462 --> 00:36:56,463
What's going on?
I'm alone here.

812
00:36:56,548 --> 00:36:57,882
Where are you?

813
00:36:57,966 --> 00:37:00,050
I'm, like, halfway to Oakland.

814
00:37:00,135 --> 00:37:03,429
Come home! I don't understand.
You tell him he's human garbage.

815
00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:06,432
He belongs in a garbage pail.
And he can take that to the bank.

816
00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:08,142
He doesn't do a goddamn thing.
Stop!

817
00:37:08,226 --> 00:37:09,768
Get the fuck in the house!

818
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:11,437
All right.

819
00:37:11,521 --> 00:37:14,440
Fitz, I don't know
what's going on.

820
00:37:14,524 --> 00:37:18,027
I'm really freaked out.
I don't know where you are.

821
00:37:18,111 --> 00:37:20,237
I fucking made out with Barry.

822
00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:23,073
You made out with Barry?
Yeah. I mean, yeah.

823
00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,826
I'm gone for six hours, and you
make out with your fucking boss?

824
00:37:25,911 --> 00:37:27,202
Fuck.

825
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:39,131
4-1 -1. The Berlin.

826
00:37:39,215 --> 00:37:42,092
It's a nightclub.

827
00:37:59,569 --> 00:38:01,320
What happened?

828
00:38:01,404 --> 00:38:03,489
My girlfriend made out
with some dick named Barry,

829
00:38:03,573 --> 00:38:06,450
who just so happens to be her
fucking boss and really rich!

830
00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:10,120
So the next hour, we just
sit here and not talk!

831
00:38:15,627 --> 00:38:17,795
They're probably
gonna catch us if we don't...

832
00:38:17,879 --> 00:38:19,713
Good note.

833
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,423
That sucks
about your girlfriend.

834
00:38:21,508 --> 00:38:23,509
Yeah, it sucks. Life sucks.

835
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,722
Bingo bango!
We got a text from Rico.

836
00:38:28,807 --> 00:38:30,641
Interesting.

837
00:38:30,725 --> 00:38:33,185
Looks like our plates
popped up in Bakersfield.

838
00:38:33,311 --> 00:38:35,145
All right! All right.
Let's hit the highway.

839
00:38:35,230 --> 00:38:36,939
Let's get there quick.

840
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,358
Bakersfield just got...
It was in the headlines.

841
00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:41,110
They just had a porn sting
in Bakersfield.

842
00:38:41,194 --> 00:38:44,071
Everything you say upsets me.

843
00:38:45,949 --> 00:38:47,866
You guys... You have good
health insurance, right?

844
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:49,576
Why would you ask that?

845
00:38:49,661 --> 00:38:51,537
I know the circumstances
could be better,

846
00:38:51,621 --> 00:38:53,455
but it's kind of great
that we can spend

847
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,416
some time together finally,
you know?

848
00:38:55,500 --> 00:38:57,376
Are you fucking kidding me?

849
00:38:57,460 --> 00:39:00,129
No, I'm not. How many times
do we say we wanna go out

850
00:39:00,213 --> 00:39:03,090
and take a road trip or go out
and just get to know each other?

851
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:05,175
It's been a while.

852
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,886
You think maybe we can hit the
PCH highway on the way back?

853
00:39:07,971 --> 00:39:10,139
Beautiful drive.

854
00:39:10,223 --> 00:39:12,766
Don't worry about
the PCH fucking highway.

855
00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:14,852
Worry about Jimmy!

856
00:39:19,899 --> 00:39:21,817
I'm getting
better at this now.

857
00:39:21,901 --> 00:39:25,446
Maybe I can play something
besides just quarter notes.

858
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,948
I mean, if you wanna
try something new,

859
00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,783
we could, you know, work on it.

860
00:39:29,868 --> 00:39:32,369
Do you think we should
send Tommy something?

861
00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:34,747
Like a basket?

862
00:39:34,831 --> 00:39:36,540
Yeah, that's a good idea.

863
00:39:40,462 --> 00:39:43,047
Maybe just get him...

864
00:39:44,883 --> 00:39:47,634
Whoa.  Out of the car.

865
00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,595
Piece of shit!
No! I don't know you!

866
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:50,971
Get outta the car!
What the fuck?

867
00:39:51,056 --> 00:39:53,015
You fuck... Get out of there.

868
00:39:53,099 --> 00:39:55,142
Come here. Jesus Christ!

869
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:58,270
Is that him?
No, that's not him.

870
00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:00,773
Jesus. Peter Fogerty,
sheriff's department.

871
00:40:00,899 --> 00:40:03,275
This is my partner Deputy Malone.
You guys are cops?

872
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:05,986
That's right. We're cops.
I didn't do shit!

873
00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,905
We wanna know
if you know a Glen Fitzgerald?

874
00:40:07,989 --> 00:40:09,406
Hands! Hands!

875
00:40:09,491 --> 00:40:11,366
10:00 and 2:00, missy!
Up! What?

876
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,494
Hey, she's cool.
I'll put them 10:00 and 2:00.

877
00:40:13,578 --> 00:40:15,579
The clock.
Like the clock. Good.

878
00:40:15,663 --> 00:40:18,707
- Do you know a Glen Fitzgerald?
- Glen Fitzgerald...

879
00:40:18,792 --> 00:40:21,126
You know,
it's not a brainteaser.

880
00:40:21,211 --> 00:40:22,836
Yes-or-no question.
Do you know the man or not?

881
00:40:22,921 --> 00:40:24,922
Yes, I know him. Yes.
All right.

882
00:40:25,006 --> 00:40:26,632
Now, where is Glen Fitzgerald?

883
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,926
I don't know.
I haven't seen him. Come on.

884
00:40:29,010 --> 00:40:31,929
You're in his car, the same one he
was in this morning, you asshole.

885
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:33,889
Now, where is he?
Yeah. I don't know, man.

886
00:40:34,015 --> 00:40:35,724
He's got my kid, you douche bag!
Speak words.

887
00:40:35,809 --> 00:40:37,476
Hey! Oh, my God!

888
00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:39,520
Kicking my...
We switched cars with him!

889
00:40:39,604 --> 00:40:41,730
He's going to Oakland to see
Arnie Fitzgerald, his father.

890
00:40:41,856 --> 00:40:43,774
Are you okay?
Why are you telling them that?

891
00:40:43,858 --> 00:40:45,859
Because he kicked you in the stomach!
He didn't kick me.

892
00:40:45,944 --> 00:40:47,528
He kicked the shitty car.

893
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:50,531
He can't do anything.
He's in sweatpants.

894
00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,324
He is in sweatpants. Ma'am...

895
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:54,409
What? You shut up, and
you please keep talking.

896
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:56,495
And what kind of car
was he driving?

897
00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,914
Um... Talk!

898
00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:02,501
A yellow car.
That was a Duster.

899
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,378
A yellow Duster.
A yellow Duster. Good. Great.

900
00:41:04,462 --> 00:41:06,004
Now we're getting somewhere.
And the plates?

901
00:41:06,089 --> 00:41:08,340
Samantha.

902
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,592
He has a plate named Samantha?
Without the vowels.

903
00:41:10,677 --> 00:41:13,470
Smnth? Okay.

904
00:41:13,555 --> 00:41:15,722
Smnth, yellow Duster,
all right?

905
00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:18,809
Hold on. Wait.
What the fuck is with the outfits?

906
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:20,853
Is this some sort of cult? No.

907
00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:22,813
We're in a White Stripes
cover band.

908
00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:26,233
Yeah. Oh, yeah. The White Stripes.
Sure. The rock duo.

909
00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,485
They're brother and sister that
were possibly fucking each other.

910
00:41:28,570 --> 00:41:32,197
Some people think they were
husband-wife, husband-ex-wife.

911
00:41:32,282 --> 00:41:34,241
But there was definitely
some kinky shit going on.

912
00:41:34,325 --> 00:41:36,410
Yeah, they're not...
I think it's rock mystique.

913
00:41:36,536 --> 00:41:38,495
Gray area.
They got a raw simplicity.

914
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:41,248
Their composition and
arrangements are really raw.

915
00:41:41,374 --> 00:41:43,917
There's two of them.
Who gives a shit about this stuff, all right?

916
00:41:44,002 --> 00:41:45,878
Did you see my boy? Yes.

917
00:41:45,962 --> 00:41:48,630
What is it? Did you see him
or didn't you? Yes. Yes!

918
00:41:48,715 --> 00:41:51,383
I don't think you understand
what you're dealing with.

919
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,927
Oh, my... I don't think you do
understand what you're dealing with.

920
00:41:54,053 --> 00:41:56,180
Do you have a gun in
your sweatpants? Oh!

921
00:41:56,264 --> 00:41:59,308
Oh, the powers of observation
are unbelievable, sir.

922
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,310
I'm just saying, there's no
Gary Glitter shit going on.

923
00:42:01,394 --> 00:42:03,562
There better not be
any Gary Glitter shit going on.

924
00:42:03,646 --> 00:42:05,480
Oh. Oh. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

925
00:42:05,565 --> 00:42:07,858
What's Gary Glitter shit?

926
00:42:07,942 --> 00:42:10,819
Gary Glitter was a glam rocker
in the '70s

927
00:42:10,904 --> 00:42:13,906
that got convicted of possessing
child pornography. Yeah.

928
00:42:13,990 --> 00:42:15,908
Many, many magazines.
Many videos.

929
00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:18,327
He ended up going to Vietnam
so he can diddle young boys.

930
00:42:18,411 --> 00:42:20,329
Ended up in a Vietnam prison.

931
00:42:20,413 --> 00:42:22,497
Then he got out of there,
went to Thailand,

932
00:42:22,582 --> 00:42:24,166
got arrested there.

933
00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:26,210
They put him in jail there.

934
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,378
He got released, and then he
was in Cambodia for a while.

935
00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,464
Got booted outta that country.

936
00:42:30,548 --> 00:42:32,799
Had to go back to the U K, but
they confiscated his computer.

937
00:42:32,884 --> 00:42:35,344
♪ ♪ You know, at the arenas.

938
00:42:35,428 --> 00:42:37,095
That's the fucking guy?
That's the guy.

939
00:42:41,184 --> 00:42:42,643
She should have opened
a Pavilion,

940
00:42:42,727 --> 00:42:45,145
even in a Town Square,
she would do.

941
00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:46,605
Yeah.

942
00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:48,106
Okay,
I've got to call you back.

943
00:42:48,191 --> 00:42:49,816
Okay.

944
00:42:49,901 --> 00:42:51,485
I love you, too.

945
00:42:51,569 --> 00:42:54,238
I feel like...
I don't want to ask you this,

946
00:42:54,322 --> 00:42:57,532
but can I borrow your car?

947
00:42:57,617 --> 00:42:59,743
I have to go find him.
I have to go figure out...

948
00:42:59,827 --> 00:43:01,912
You want to borrow my beamer?

949
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:05,165
Yeah, if that's okay, just...
I just need it for...

950
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:07,709
to go up and just figure out what's
going on and to go see him...

951
00:43:07,794 --> 00:43:08,961
Let's get you a drink.

952
00:43:09,045 --> 00:43:10,420
I think you need a drink.

953
00:43:10,505 --> 00:43:12,130
Okay, thank you.

954
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:14,091
You want something
with maraschino cherries?

955
00:43:14,175 --> 00:43:15,884
Um...

956
00:43:15,969 --> 00:43:18,971
I've been balling this girl
who works at Costco.

957
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:23,892
My dad was always
kind of crazy.

958
00:43:23,977 --> 00:43:26,395
You know, like kind of
a weird drug guy.

959
00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:28,772
When my mom died,

960
00:43:28,856 --> 00:43:31,108
he just went, like,
fucking nuts.

961
00:43:31,192 --> 00:43:32,818
Really?

962
00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:35,737
I feel like baseball
is just my dad's thing.

963
00:43:35,863 --> 00:43:37,614
Yeah. You know?

964
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:40,325
He just, like, tries
to force it on me.

965
00:43:40,410 --> 00:43:41,910
Dads suck.

966
00:43:41,995 --> 00:43:43,912
Everybody would be
a lot better off

967
00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:45,872
if dads didn't exist.

968
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,874
I could deal with two moms.

969
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:50,961
Dude, I fucking
would love two moms.

970
00:43:51,045 --> 00:43:53,380
Two moms would be a dream.

971
00:43:53,464 --> 00:43:55,549
Sandwiches all the time.

972
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,719
Oh, there's no shortage
of sandwiches with my dad.

973
00:43:58,845 --> 00:44:01,013
Really?
Yeah. He has this thing...

974
00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:04,391
like, sandwich diplomacy.
That's what I called it when I was younger.

975
00:44:04,475 --> 00:44:06,393
We'd get in a huge argument,

976
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:09,062
and then, like, 30 minutes
later, he'd knock on my door

977
00:44:09,147 --> 00:44:11,273
and be like,
"Hey, you want a sandwich?"

978
00:44:11,357 --> 00:44:14,276
No, I don't want a fucking sandwich.
I think it's cute, actually.

979
00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:16,445
It's not cute.
I think it's cute.

980
00:44:16,529 --> 00:44:17,904
I'm pregnant.

981
00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,240
You're pregnant?

982
00:44:20,325 --> 00:44:23,076
I just found out.
With Fitz's baby?

983
00:44:24,746 --> 00:44:26,913
In there? In your ass?

984
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:29,791
In your vagina there's a baby?

985
00:44:29,876 --> 00:44:31,960
In my uterus.

986
00:44:32,086 --> 00:44:35,422
Hi, Cole? You know what I was thinking about?
Here. Take it.

987
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:37,591
Get off the phone.
I was thinking about malls.

988
00:44:37,675 --> 00:44:39,926
Honestly, we need to use malls,

989
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:42,137
because that is where people
congregate when they wanna buy.

990
00:44:42,221 --> 00:44:44,848
Tommy, I just told you
I'm pregnant.

991
00:44:44,932 --> 00:44:47,684
They don't do concerts
at the Smithsonian.

992
00:44:49,604 --> 00:44:51,813
What is your fixation
with museums?

993
00:44:51,898 --> 00:44:54,191
Tommy, I just told you I'm pregnant.
Yeah. Okay.

994
00:44:54,317 --> 00:44:55,984
Can you please... Thank you.
You're right. It's done.

995
00:44:56,069 --> 00:44:57,694
Okay. Thank you. Okay.

996
00:44:59,197 --> 00:45:00,572
It's off? You're pregnant. Yes.

997
00:45:00,656 --> 00:45:02,449
Have you considered the A-bomb?

998
00:45:02,575 --> 00:45:05,035
"The A-bomb"? The A-bomb.

999
00:45:05,161 --> 00:45:07,079
"A-bomb"? "The A-bomb"?
You know what I'm talking about.

1000
00:45:07,163 --> 00:45:09,456
The A-bomb.

1001
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,541
Abortion bomb. A-bomb?

1002
00:45:11,626 --> 00:45:14,711
I guess I don't have to say
"bomb" if I just say "abortion."

1003
00:45:16,089 --> 00:45:18,090
I haven't thought about that.

1004
00:45:19,884 --> 00:45:21,635
No, Cole,
I wasn't talking to you.

1005
00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,470
I agree with you...
what you were describing.

1006
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,430
Me?

1007
00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:27,599
Yeah. Or Cole?

1008
00:45:27,725 --> 00:45:30,102
Tommy, what the fuck?
Cole isn't even in the room. Don't hang up.

1009
00:45:30,186 --> 00:45:32,312
You can't play
in a movie theater.

1010
00:45:32,397 --> 00:45:35,023
People are there to see movies.
You're getting your media mixed up.

1011
00:45:35,108 --> 00:45:36,817
That's where people
fly off the rails.

1012
00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,111
- A-bomb.
- Right?

1013
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,988
So where the
fuck... Where are we?

1014
00:45:42,073 --> 00:45:43,698
I don't know.

1015
00:45:43,783 --> 00:45:46,034
In, like, the desert.
Or we're in California.

1016
00:45:46,119 --> 00:45:49,079
I don't see anything.

1017
00:45:49,163 --> 00:45:51,123
Fuck, where are we?

1018
00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:53,250
Let's think long
and hard about this.

1019
00:45:53,334 --> 00:45:57,337
Fitz can sire a child,
but can he father a child?

1020
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,089
You know what I mean?

1021
00:45:59,173 --> 00:46:00,590
Yeah, I don't...

1022
00:46:02,176 --> 00:46:04,594
You're a career woman, right?
Yeah.

1023
00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:06,596
You are. There's other options.

1024
00:46:06,681 --> 00:46:09,433
Lesbian women
who are desperate for a baby

1025
00:46:09,517 --> 00:46:12,477
but don't wanna get sperm
in them, you know?

1026
00:46:12,562 --> 00:46:14,271
I can see ambition
in your eyes.

1027
00:46:14,355 --> 00:46:17,023
I recognize it, because
it lives in here, too.

1028
00:46:17,108 --> 00:46:19,443
Right? You're on an ascent.

1029
00:46:19,527 --> 00:46:21,945
Do you think J .P. Morgan
took breaks

1030
00:46:22,029 --> 00:46:23,864
to go to fucking buy
a BABY BJRN?

1031
00:46:23,948 --> 00:46:27,409
No. 'Cause he was too busy
shaping the steel industry.

1032
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:30,162
Okay? You know what?
I'm gonna be honest with you.

1033
00:46:30,246 --> 00:46:32,080
People told me not to hire you.
Can you say good-bye to Cole?

1034
00:46:32,165 --> 00:46:34,749
Please say good-bye to Cole.
They said...

1035
00:46:34,834 --> 00:46:36,501
Don't get off the phone.

1036
00:46:36,586 --> 00:46:38,670
Did you just tell him
not to get off the phone?

1037
00:46:38,754 --> 00:46:40,547
I just hope...

1038
00:46:40,673 --> 00:46:43,842
You did... I know you
are, but what am I?

1039
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:46,219
You think you're like Jerry Maguire.
I am like Jerry Maguire.

1040
00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:47,929
You are nothing
like Jerry Maguire.

1041
00:46:48,014 --> 00:46:50,056
I am just like Jerry Maguire.
No, you're not.

1042
00:46:50,141 --> 00:46:52,726
Cole, I'll call you back.
You're not like Jerry Maguire at all.

1043
00:46:52,810 --> 00:46:54,352
Jerry Maguire has heart.

1044
00:46:54,437 --> 00:46:56,313
He sticks up for Cuba.

1045
00:46:56,397 --> 00:46:58,273
You're Jay Mohr's character.

1046
00:46:58,399 --> 00:47:00,734
You're Bob Sugar.
Oh, you're out of your fucking mind.

1047
00:47:00,818 --> 00:47:02,360
Are you kidding me?

1048
00:47:02,445 --> 00:47:04,112
I'm Bob Sugar?
Yeah, you are Bob Sugar.

1049
00:47:04,197 --> 00:47:06,823
No, I'm not. If anything,
I'm Renée Zellweger.

1050
00:47:06,908 --> 00:47:09,284
You're Jay Mohr's character.
I know who Bob Sugar is.

1051
00:47:09,368 --> 00:47:13,246
You don't have to tell me
who plays him.

1052
00:47:13,331 --> 00:47:15,707
Okay, Monica.
I'm gonna do something

1053
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:18,126
that I have not done
for anybody before.

1054
00:47:18,211 --> 00:47:20,921
Monica, I'm gonna give you
the keys to my Beamer.

1055
00:47:21,005 --> 00:47:23,590
Thank you, Tommy.

1056
00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:26,760
Thank you.

1057
00:47:26,844 --> 00:47:28,678
Just do not touch the presets.

1058
00:47:28,763 --> 00:47:30,597
I will fucking...

1059
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,976
Namaste.

1060
00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:37,646
We gotta stop at this diner
up ahead... Cadillac Jack's.

1061
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:39,272
No way, dude. Please? Why?

1062
00:47:39,357 --> 00:47:41,066
No. We're going
straight through.

1063
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,859
I used to go there with
my parents all the time.

1064
00:47:42,944 --> 00:47:44,903
It was my favorite place.

1065
00:47:44,987 --> 00:47:46,488
There. Yeah?

1066
00:47:46,572 --> 00:47:48,740
Yeah. Okay.

1067
00:47:48,824 --> 00:47:51,493
Best fucking turkey sandwiches.

1068
00:47:51,577 --> 00:47:53,787
Get them to go.
I'll be two seconds.

1069
00:47:58,251 --> 00:47:59,668
Hey. Hey.

1070
00:48:05,841 --> 00:48:07,842
Do you have a lighter?

1071
00:48:07,927 --> 00:48:10,262
Yes, I have a lighter.

1072
00:48:12,223 --> 00:48:15,642
Thanks. Mm-hmm.

1073
00:48:15,726 --> 00:48:19,062
So, uh, you window shopping,
or are you looking to buy?

1074
00:48:20,231 --> 00:48:22,899
Oh. No. I'm fine.

1075
00:48:22,984 --> 00:48:24,317
Thanks.

1076
00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,903
You're a faggot?

1077
00:48:26,988 --> 00:48:28,280
Excuse me?

1078
00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:30,657
Are you a faggot?

1079
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,618
No, I'm not a faggot.
I actually had a girlfriend, so...

1080
00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:37,539
But she broke up with you
'cause you're such a faggot?

1081
00:48:37,623 --> 00:48:41,126
No, I broke up with her, because
she made out with Barry.

1082
00:48:41,210 --> 00:48:43,628
Barry sounds like a faggot.
Barry kind of is a faggot.

1083
00:48:43,713 --> 00:48:45,297
I have no idea why Monica
made out with him.

1084
00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,132
Monica? Yeah.

1085
00:48:47,216 --> 00:48:49,342
Monica sounds like a whore.
What... What... What...

1086
00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:51,761
You got a whore and a faggot
making out. That's funny.

1087
00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:54,556
Close your eyes and I'll give you a hand job.
Why would I close my eyes?

1088
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:55,932
So you can picture a dude.
You're a faggot.

1089
00:48:56,017 --> 00:48:57,601
I'm not gay.

1090
00:48:57,685 --> 00:49:00,061
Want a blow job?

1091
00:49:00,146 --> 00:49:03,356
No, I don't want a blow job.
You want a blow job.

1092
00:49:03,441 --> 00:49:05,900
Who doesn't want a blow job?
Only faggots don't want blow jobs.

1093
00:49:05,985 --> 00:49:07,736
I want a blow job.
He does not want a blow job.

1094
00:49:07,820 --> 00:49:09,446
What is this? She's a hooker.

1095
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:10,780
Really?

1096
00:49:10,865 --> 00:49:11,865
I'm not a hooker. You are.

1097
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:13,408
I'm not a hooker.

1098
00:49:13,492 --> 00:49:15,619
I'll give you a hand job.
A hand job?

1099
00:49:15,703 --> 00:49:17,454
Get in the car, Jimmy.

1100
00:49:17,538 --> 00:49:19,497
What... I'm talking...
He said he wants a hand job.

1101
00:49:19,582 --> 00:49:21,875
He doesn't want a hand job.
Do you want a hand job?

1102
00:49:21,959 --> 00:49:23,918
Yeah. No, he doesn't.

1103
00:49:24,045 --> 00:49:26,129
You don't want a hand job.
He doesn't want one. Yeah, I do.

1104
00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,589
I want a hand job.
Do you have money?

1105
00:49:27,715 --> 00:49:29,215
No, you don't.
Yeah, I have money.

1106
00:49:29,300 --> 00:49:32,177
Jimmy, get in the van. Van!
All right.

1107
00:49:32,261 --> 00:49:33,678
You're bossy.

1108
00:49:33,763 --> 00:49:35,305
You are a rude hooker.

1109
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:37,390
So thank you very much.

1110
00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,392
Okay. See you later.

1111
00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,394
Why are you
running around with him?

1112
00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:42,937
'Cause we're, like,
friends or whatever.

1113
00:49:45,399 --> 00:49:46,858
Like butt friends?

1114
00:49:46,942 --> 00:49:48,693
No, we're not butt friends.

1115
00:49:48,778 --> 00:49:50,153
Next door, room 20.

1116
00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:51,696
Room 20. Got it.

1117
00:49:51,781 --> 00:49:53,615
Enjoy your fucking chili dog.

1118
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:55,659
It's a turkey sandwich,
thank you.

1119
00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,952
Only faggots eat turkey sandwiches.
That's not true at all.

1120
00:49:58,079 --> 00:50:00,080
Everybody eats turkey sandwiches.
You're right. I'm sorry.

1121
00:50:00,164 --> 00:50:02,040
Unless you're a vegetarian.
Right. Faggot food.

1122
00:50:02,124 --> 00:50:05,168
It's not faggot food.
Why is that faggot food?

1123
00:50:05,252 --> 00:50:07,921
Fucking rude hooker.

1124
00:50:08,005 --> 00:50:10,298
That hooker liked me, man.

1125
00:50:10,383 --> 00:50:12,258
She likes everybody.
She's a fucking hooker.

1126
00:50:12,343 --> 00:50:14,344
She said I was cute.

1127
00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,846
She says that to everybody, dude.
No, she didn't say it to you.

1128
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,598
Yeah, she did.
Before you came out.

1129
00:50:19,684 --> 00:50:21,434
I don't think so.

1130
00:51:04,603 --> 00:51:07,689
What the fuck?

1131
00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:10,316
What are you doing?
Uh... Wha...

1132
00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,777
Ohh! Fuck!

1133
00:51:12,862 --> 00:51:15,196
What time is it? I don't know.

1134
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,948
Why the fuck...
The clock's broken.

1135
00:51:17,032 --> 00:51:18,992
I had a... You made me
eat all that turkey,

1136
00:51:19,076 --> 00:51:21,327
and the tryptophan
made me have nightmares,

1137
00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,288
you fucking asshole.

1138
00:51:23,372 --> 00:51:24,789
Jesus!

1139
00:51:24,874 --> 00:51:26,708
I have to go to the bathroom.

1140
00:51:26,792 --> 00:51:29,335
We should leave real soon.

1141
00:51:29,420 --> 00:51:30,962
All right.

1142
00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:34,174
Just hang out.
Yeah. I'm gonna stay here.

1143
00:51:34,258 --> 00:51:36,342
What the fuck?

1144
00:51:42,266 --> 00:51:46,019
I mean, this is a
very dangerous-looking place.

1145
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,687
Have you seen
the color of this place?

1146
00:51:47,772 --> 00:51:50,356
Pink activates
the violent tendencies

1147
00:51:50,441 --> 00:51:52,275
of these perpetrators.

1148
00:51:52,359 --> 00:51:54,319
This whole thing is pink.

1149
00:51:54,445 --> 00:51:57,071
It's the color thing... it
activates... All right, all right.

1150
00:51:57,156 --> 00:51:59,282
Speaking of colors,
look for a yellow Duster.

1151
00:51:59,366 --> 00:52:01,451
Are you even looking? Not here.

1152
00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:04,078
I was looking as we came in the driveway.
I knew it wasn't here.

1153
00:52:04,163 --> 00:52:06,456
But I'm hungry, and this guy
might be in here anyway.

1154
00:52:06,540 --> 00:52:07,999
You never know.

1155
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,419
Hey, man, I'm, uh,
sorry about this.

1156
00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:14,047
I was going off a hunch,
you know?

1157
00:52:14,131 --> 00:52:16,132
Hey, hey, hey.
That's all you got sometimes.

1158
00:52:16,217 --> 00:52:18,843
Some of the greatest cases
have been broken on hunches.

1159
00:52:18,928 --> 00:52:20,929
The Zodiac Killer.

1160
00:52:22,681 --> 00:52:25,475
Did they ever catch
the Zodiac Killer?

1161
00:52:32,358 --> 00:52:34,526
I can't talk.

1162
00:52:34,610 --> 00:52:36,069
Let's just get back
on the road.

1163
00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,112
Let's go. Hey, uh, actually,

1164
00:52:38,197 --> 00:52:40,114
I'm gonna take a shit.

1165
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:41,366
Okay.

1166
00:52:46,914 --> 00:52:49,666
Hey, uh, sorry to bug you.
You gonna be a while or...

1167
00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:52,252
Uh, yeah, I'm almost, uh...

1168
00:52:52,336 --> 00:52:54,754
I'm almost done... pooping.

1169
00:53:10,271 --> 00:53:12,355
♪ ♪ Let's roll!

1170
00:53:12,439 --> 00:53:13,773
Aah!

1171
00:53:13,858 --> 00:53:15,859
Hey!

1172
00:53:15,943 --> 00:53:18,695
♪ I heard you sayin'
that I can't dance ♪

1173
00:53:20,364 --> 00:53:22,574
Come on, man!

1174
00:53:25,202 --> 00:53:26,494
I know! Oh!

1175
00:53:26,579 --> 00:53:29,080
Get outta the way!

1176
00:53:29,164 --> 00:53:30,832
Stop!

1177
00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:32,542
Hey!

1178
00:53:32,626 --> 00:53:35,628
Come on! Come on! Shit!

1179
00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,422
Aw, come on! My new radials!

1180
00:53:37,548 --> 00:53:39,549
Come on! This way! Come on!
Come on! My radials!

1181
00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:41,092
Hey! Hey! Hey!

1182
00:53:43,304 --> 00:53:45,638
Aw, shit!

1183
00:53:48,475 --> 00:53:50,894
What are you doing?
Trying to go for the tires!

1184
00:53:50,978 --> 00:53:52,937
It's a fucking gun!
I hate you, Jimmy!

1185
00:53:53,022 --> 00:53:56,024
I hate you, Jimmy!
You're gonna get me fucking killed!

1186
00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:57,817
Are you out of your mind?
Jimmy's in there!

1187
00:53:57,902 --> 00:53:59,944
I was going for the tires!
Just shut up.

1188
00:54:00,029 --> 00:54:01,863
That's an '89 Dodge Ram van.
8-S-2...

1189
00:54:01,989 --> 00:54:04,073
Midnight black, I would say.
Quit saying numbers.

1190
00:54:04,158 --> 00:54:07,118
8-S-2-1 -2-4-2. Looks like a winter
tread on the Firestone tires.

1191
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:09,454
Just remember 1 -2-4-2, would you?
Midnight black.

1192
00:54:12,207 --> 00:54:13,791
Fuck, man.

1193
00:54:13,876 --> 00:54:16,628
I cut my fucking hand
on my knife.

1194
00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:18,671
You're totally fucking up
my exit strategy.

1195
00:54:18,756 --> 00:54:20,715
Yeah, you're a liability to me.

1196
00:54:20,799 --> 00:54:23,509
I was gonna sneak out of town,
hide out for a little while,

1197
00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,054
wait till things cooled off,
go back and live my life

1198
00:54:26,138 --> 00:54:27,847
with my fucking girlfriend!

1199
00:54:27,932 --> 00:54:30,183
And now I got two bounty
hunters chasing me

1200
00:54:30,267 --> 00:54:32,018
'cause I kidnapped
a fucking minor!

1201
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,937
You're just pissed
'cause Monica made out

1202
00:54:34,021 --> 00:54:35,813
with her fucking boss
yesterday.

1203
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:37,398
Fuck you, Jimmy.
...and you're taking it out on me.

1204
00:54:37,483 --> 00:54:39,317
Watch it, dude.
I got it, didn't I?

1205
00:54:39,401 --> 00:54:41,527
That's the last fucking straw.
You're out of this van.

1206
00:54:41,654 --> 00:54:43,529
I'm pulling over on the
side of the road. Good.

1207
00:54:43,656 --> 00:54:45,281
I'm kicking your ass out.
Thanks, Dad.

1208
00:54:45,366 --> 00:54:46,699
Don't call me your dad.

1209
00:54:49,453 --> 00:54:51,746
Fucking...

1210
00:54:51,830 --> 00:54:53,498
You can drive yourself
to Oakland.

1211
00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:55,166
Fucking stupid brat.

1212
00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,627
Girlfriend making out
with everybody.

1213
00:54:57,711 --> 00:54:59,671
Fuck Barry.

1214
00:54:59,755 --> 00:55:01,339
Tommy, too. Have a nice life.

1215
00:55:01,423 --> 00:55:03,174
Assholes don't wanna be
in my band anymore.

1216
00:55:03,258 --> 00:55:06,427
Fat idiot. Damn it. Damn it!

1217
00:55:06,512 --> 00:55:08,096
Hey! Go away, Jimmy!

1218
00:55:08,180 --> 00:55:09,639
What the fuck, man? I'm 16!

1219
00:55:09,723 --> 00:55:11,557
I don't even have
my fucking permit!

1220
00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,601
Figure it out!
You're so fucking smart all the time!

1221
00:55:13,686 --> 00:55:15,645
I can't drive.
You're supposed to be my guardian.

1222
00:55:15,729 --> 00:55:17,897
I'm not your guardian, okay?
I never agreed to any of this.

1223
00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:20,525
I have to go get reconstructive
fucking facial surgery

1224
00:55:20,609 --> 00:55:22,360
in South America!

1225
00:55:22,444 --> 00:55:24,529
I'm no good in the States anymore!
You get that?

1226
00:55:24,613 --> 00:55:27,073
I am a big-time drug dealer!

1227
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:28,783
A drug dealer, Jimmy!

1228
00:55:28,867 --> 00:55:31,327
I'm going to jail
if people catch up with me!

1229
00:55:31,412 --> 00:55:33,329
I'm like the Hulk...

1230
00:55:33,414 --> 00:55:35,957
whatever the Hulk guy's name
was when he wasn't the Hulk,

1231
00:55:36,041 --> 00:55:37,917
except I don't get
to turn into the Hulk!

1232
00:55:38,002 --> 00:55:40,253
My girlfriend's making out
with everybody,

1233
00:55:40,337 --> 00:55:42,255
and everybody's
fucking looking for me!

1234
00:55:42,339 --> 00:55:44,882
I'm off the grid now! I'm done!

1235
00:55:44,967 --> 00:55:47,927
I am John fucking Doe!

1236
00:55:48,012 --> 00:55:49,554
What...

1237
00:55:49,638 --> 00:55:52,348
Was that your phone?
My whole life is...

1238
00:55:55,227 --> 00:55:56,644
Oh, my God, dude.

1239
00:55:56,729 --> 00:55:58,646
You just threw up everywhere.

1240
00:55:58,731 --> 00:56:00,523
Oh, God.

1241
00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:03,735
You should probably
stop chewing the nicotine gum.

1242
00:56:03,819 --> 00:56:06,696
Oh, my God.

1243
00:56:06,780 --> 00:56:09,532
The nicotine can't be
too good for you.

1244
00:56:09,616 --> 00:56:11,534
You shoved, like,
six pieces in your mouth.

1245
00:56:11,618 --> 00:56:12,910
Oh, my God.

1246
00:56:12,995 --> 00:56:14,996
Fuck, I threw my phone. Yeah.

1247
00:56:15,080 --> 00:56:17,290
You should've at least taken
your SIM card out.

1248
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:19,709
Fuck!
Yeah, foolish thinking, man.

1249
00:56:19,793 --> 00:56:22,712
It didn't even do any good.

1250
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,007
Ow! Oh, my God.

1251
00:56:26,091 --> 00:56:28,301
So much just came out
of your back.

1252
00:56:28,385 --> 00:56:30,553
Give me that sock.
This is so humiliating.

1253
00:56:30,637 --> 00:56:32,722
So much stuff came out.
Is that Tommy's car?

1254
00:56:32,806 --> 00:56:34,390
What?

1255
00:56:34,475 --> 00:56:36,100
Hey, guys.

1256
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:37,643
Hi. Hey.

1257
00:56:37,728 --> 00:56:40,646
I'm so glad to see you.
How are you?

1258
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:43,399
Hey! Ohh!

1259
00:56:43,484 --> 00:56:44,901
This space.

1260
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,903
I found out that Fitz

1261
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:50,239
has been dealing a lot of weed.

1262
00:56:52,993 --> 00:56:55,661
What do you mean you found out?

1263
00:56:55,746 --> 00:56:57,080
I ...

1264
00:56:59,208 --> 00:57:01,042
I found out that Fitz
has been dealing...

1265
00:57:01,126 --> 00:57:02,585
Okay. You know, okay.

1266
00:57:02,669 --> 00:57:04,253
You didn't know
that Fitz deals weed?

1267
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:06,422
Everybody knows
that Fitz deals weed.

1268
00:57:06,548 --> 00:57:08,424
Yeah.
He's everybody's weed dealer.

1269
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:11,928
How did you... It's all over the... Okay.
Let's just...

1270
00:57:12,012 --> 00:57:14,514
Fitz fucking farts weed.

1271
00:57:14,598 --> 00:57:17,558
He doesn't fart weed,
but he does sell it.

1272
00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:19,769
Okay. Thank you.

1273
00:57:19,853 --> 00:57:21,771
You didn't see it land?

1274
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,773
Well, I mean, I did.

1275
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:26,192
Like this area.
This region, you know?

1276
00:57:26,276 --> 00:57:29,320
We're in the right place.
I just don't know...

1277
00:57:29,404 --> 00:57:31,614
Should I call your phone?
I turned it off.

1278
00:57:31,698 --> 00:57:34,867
What do you mean? You threw it spontaneously.
How did you turn it off?

1279
00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,537
I turned it off 'cause Monica kept calling
me, and I didn't wanna talk to her.

1280
00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,747
And plus...

1281
00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:42,542
It was actually your idea for me to
turn my phone off. Yeah, I know.

1282
00:57:42,626 --> 00:57:44,168
It practically was. Okay. Sure.

1283
00:57:44,253 --> 00:57:47,755
This is shared responsibility
right now.

1284
00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,590
Fuck.

1285
00:57:53,929 --> 00:57:56,180
If it's in a fucking rat hole,
dude, I'm not gonna...

1286
00:57:56,265 --> 00:57:57,515
Oh, shit!

1287
00:57:57,599 --> 00:57:59,308
Oh, fuck! Wait! Hey! Wait!

1288
00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,394
Stop!

1289
00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:03,187
Wait!

1290
00:58:03,272 --> 00:58:05,606
Stop! Wait!

1291
00:58:05,691 --> 00:58:08,818
Oh, fuck! Oh, shit!

1292
00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:11,571
I haven't told him
that I'm pregnant.

1293
00:58:11,655 --> 00:58:13,573
Why would you tell him
that you're...

1294
00:58:13,657 --> 00:58:15,575
Whoa. 'Cause I'm pregnant.

1295
00:58:15,659 --> 00:58:16,951
You're really pregnant?

1296
00:58:17,035 --> 00:58:18,870
Really? I'm really pregnant.

1297
00:58:18,954 --> 00:58:20,663
Really pregnant? So fucked up.

1298
00:58:20,747 --> 00:58:22,456
You guys are gonna be
the best parents ever.

1299
00:58:22,541 --> 00:58:24,667
Your child
is gonna go to Harvard, law.

1300
00:58:24,751 --> 00:58:28,087
See, I'm just not sure that Fitz
is gonna be the best parent ever.

1301
00:58:28,172 --> 00:58:29,964
Why? I don't know where he is.

1302
00:58:30,048 --> 00:58:32,091
I don't know why the fuck
he's going to Oakland.

1303
00:58:32,176 --> 00:58:35,178
He's going to Oakland
to see his dad. Dad.

1304
00:58:36,346 --> 00:58:38,139
His own dad.

1305
00:58:38,223 --> 00:58:40,224
His dad Arnie.

1306
00:58:40,309 --> 00:58:43,269
But Fitz said that he doesn't
have a relationship with him.

1307
00:58:43,353 --> 00:58:45,771
Well, 'cause he's embarrassed, and
he didn't know he was gonna do,

1308
00:58:45,856 --> 00:58:47,940
and I guess he does now.

1309
00:58:48,025 --> 00:58:50,902
Apparently his dad's sober and
trying to get his shit together.

1310
00:58:50,986 --> 00:58:52,904
And he just didn't
fucking tell me about this.

1311
00:58:52,988 --> 00:58:55,531
Who the fuck am I living
with, Jason Bourne?

1312
00:59:00,537 --> 00:59:03,623
Let me look at it. I'm gonna lift your sleeve.
It's probably gonna hurt.

1313
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,458
Keep your head up.
Keep your head up.

1314
00:59:05,542 --> 00:59:07,210
All right?

1315
00:59:08,545 --> 00:59:10,421
Ohh, gross! What? What?

1316
00:59:10,505 --> 00:59:12,632
Is it okay? Gross! Yeah.

1317
00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,634
Ohhhh! Fuck!

1318
00:59:14,718 --> 00:59:16,886
Keep your arm straight.
All right?

1319
00:59:18,138 --> 00:59:19,472
I'm kind of jealous.

1320
00:59:19,556 --> 00:59:21,349
Why the fuck are you jealous?

1321
00:59:21,433 --> 00:59:23,935
Dude, that's rad! It's awesome!
That fucking hurt.

1322
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,188
Hon, can I come in?
Yeah, you can come in.

1323
00:59:30,734 --> 00:59:32,193
Are you okay?

1324
00:59:32,277 --> 00:59:35,780
Yeah.
I've been better.

1325
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:38,741
Well, you know that Jason Bourne
isn't a real person, right?

1326
00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:41,494
Yeah.

1327
00:59:41,578 --> 00:59:43,037
They just made him up
for a movie.

1328
00:59:43,121 --> 00:59:45,081
Yeah, I know.

1329
00:59:45,207 --> 00:59:47,416
I have something here for you.
Oh, yeah?

1330
00:59:47,542 --> 00:59:49,418
Yeah. It's called Airborne. Oh.

1331
00:59:49,503 --> 00:59:52,672
It was invented by a teacher...
a teacher of children.

1332
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,883
I know when I'm feeling kind of
down, I like to make myself up one.

1333
00:59:55,968 --> 00:59:58,552
It makes me feel a lot better.

1334
00:59:58,679 --> 01:00:01,097
Here you go. Oh, thank you.

1335
01:00:01,223 --> 01:00:04,141
Just don't drink it until
it's finished fizzing. Okay.

1336
01:00:04,226 --> 01:00:06,185
I don't know.
Maybe I'm the crazy one.

1337
01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:10,022
I just think that maybe lying
in a relationship

1338
01:00:10,107 --> 01:00:13,526
is not necessarily
the worst thing in the world.

1339
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,862
I mean, even people
that maybe you look up to

1340
01:00:16,947 --> 01:00:18,864
have lied before in the past.

1341
01:00:18,949 --> 01:00:22,076
You know, like Richard Nixon,
for example.

1342
01:00:22,160 --> 01:00:24,954
I mean, was there a better
President than Richard Nixon?

1343
01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:26,956
I don't think so.

1344
01:00:27,040 --> 01:00:29,125
And he is known
for being a liar.

1345
01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,876
Think about it.

1346
01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,337
Didn't you kind of lie
right back to him

1347
01:00:33,422 --> 01:00:35,339
when you didn't tell him
that you were pregnant?

1348
01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,092
Some people may consider that a lie.
I guess that's true.

1349
01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:41,470
You're just a couple
of liars in love.

1350
01:00:41,555 --> 01:00:44,932
Maybe that's what makes you
guys so perfect for each other.

1351
01:00:46,727 --> 01:00:51,272
Okay, so, Arnie,
Fitz's dad... Yeah?

1352
01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:53,983
Like, when we were kids,
he used to play this game.

1353
01:00:54,067 --> 01:00:56,193
It was called
milky-milky cakey-cake.

1354
01:00:56,278 --> 01:00:58,237
It was awesome. What is that?

1355
01:00:58,363 --> 01:01:01,073
Okay. He would take a sheet cake
and a gallon of milk. Okay.

1356
01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,075
Then he would eat out a hole,

1357
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,619
and then he'd fill it with
milk, and then he'd eat that.

1358
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:08,581
And they eat out another hole,
fill it with milk and eat that.

1359
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:10,624
And he would do it until...

1360
01:01:10,709 --> 01:01:13,419
The game was over when all the
cake and the milk was gone.

1361
01:01:13,503 --> 01:01:16,213
Milky-milky cakey-cake.
That's fucking awesome.

1362
01:01:16,298 --> 01:01:17,757
Yum. For kids? Yeah.

1363
01:01:17,841 --> 01:01:19,759
I wanna play it
kind of, though,

1364
01:01:19,843 --> 01:01:21,260
even though I'm a grown-up.

1365
01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:24,096
Okay, so, um,

1366
01:01:24,181 --> 01:01:27,224
Arnie's not the kind of guy
that's listed, right?

1367
01:01:27,309 --> 01:01:29,685
Right.
So, I remember Fitz telling me

1368
01:01:29,770 --> 01:01:32,188
that he does this thing...

1369
01:01:32,314 --> 01:01:34,231
Yeah?
...this performance thing,

1370
01:01:34,316 --> 01:01:36,192
and I found it online.

1371
01:01:36,318 --> 01:01:39,904
He does a character called Eleanor.
Okay.

1372
01:01:39,988 --> 01:01:41,989
♪ ♪ How fun.

1373
01:01:43,367 --> 01:01:45,326
He's creative.

1374
01:01:45,410 --> 01:01:49,455
Okay, Rafael, just put your
arm through the sling.

1375
01:01:49,539 --> 01:01:52,500
Try to keep it
as immobile as possible.

1376
01:01:52,584 --> 01:01:55,294
Can you explain to me how
you broke your hand again?

1377
01:01:55,379 --> 01:01:57,421
That's a pretty
serious fracture.

1378
01:01:57,506 --> 01:02:00,174
It's a compound fracture.
Batting practice.

1379
01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:01,717
Rafael, you can answer.

1380
01:02:01,802 --> 01:02:03,928
Batting practice.

1381
01:02:04,012 --> 01:02:06,972
Batting pract...
That's a pretty serious injury.

1382
01:02:07,057 --> 01:02:10,434
It was pretty serious
batting practice.

1383
01:02:10,519 --> 01:02:12,978
I'm gonna call your parents, see
if they can come pick you up.

1384
01:02:13,063 --> 01:02:16,232
I wish that you could release him
to his parents, but they're dead.

1385
01:02:17,275 --> 01:02:19,360
Train accident.

1386
01:02:19,444 --> 01:02:22,113
Mmm.

1387
01:02:22,197 --> 01:02:23,823
Conductor was texting.

1388
01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:26,784
Oh, yeah. I heard about that.
I'm very sorry.

1389
01:02:26,868 --> 01:02:28,244
It was in the news.

1390
01:02:28,328 --> 01:02:29,745
May I ask who you are here?

1391
01:02:31,415 --> 01:02:34,291
Nice to meet you.
I'm Dr. Janis.

1392
01:02:34,376 --> 01:02:36,710
Paul. Paul.
Very nice to meet you.

1393
01:02:36,795 --> 01:02:38,254
Paul Furcal?

1394
01:02:38,338 --> 01:02:39,630
Yep.

1395
01:02:39,714 --> 01:02:41,590
Okay.

1396
01:02:41,675 --> 01:02:44,260
Would you mind if I check your Id?
Just a precaution.

1397
01:02:44,344 --> 01:02:46,929
I left it in the dugout,

1398
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:49,181
'cause I was in such a rush
after he broke his...

1399
01:02:49,266 --> 01:02:52,059
Great. I'm gonna go
check and see if I can

1400
01:02:52,144 --> 01:02:54,311
release him to you
without your I D.

1401
01:02:54,396 --> 01:02:57,273
So you guys...
What are you implying here?

1402
01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,483
You seem rather suspicious.

1403
01:02:59,568 --> 01:03:01,819
All right. Listen.
This is what I'm getting.

1404
01:03:01,903 --> 01:03:06,115
This is a very attractive
cute boy.

1405
01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:09,702
Whoa. Who's the weirdo now?
Listen, I'm not weird.

1406
01:03:09,786 --> 01:03:11,662
That was way weirder than...
That was way weirder.

1407
01:03:11,746 --> 01:03:14,165
No. I've seen many
naked young boys.

1408
01:03:14,291 --> 01:03:16,000
That's... Topped yourself again.
That's way weirder.

1409
01:03:16,084 --> 01:03:18,210
No, it's not weird.
It seems like

1410
01:03:18,295 --> 01:03:20,087
you might be molesting
this child.

1411
01:03:20,172 --> 01:03:22,256
You're the one
who called him pretty.

1412
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:25,551
I didn't say he was pretty.
I said he's an attractive young boy.

1413
01:03:25,635 --> 01:03:27,136
Can we get another doctor?

1414
01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:30,014
Listen, I'm not a...
That's not strange.

1415
01:03:30,098 --> 01:03:32,475
I've seen thousands
of young men naked.

1416
01:03:32,559 --> 01:03:34,602
What? Because I'm a doctor.

1417
01:03:34,686 --> 01:03:36,145
That's why.

1418
01:03:36,229 --> 01:03:38,189
Maybe hundreds of thousands.

1419
01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:41,275
I've done charity work in Haiti.
Oh.

1420
01:03:41,359 --> 01:03:44,862
It's terrible
what's going on down there.

1421
01:03:44,946 --> 01:03:46,989
We're gonna have someone
from security coming in here.

1422
01:03:47,073 --> 01:03:50,159
So you guys
just stay right here.

1423
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,577
Sure. We will.

1424
01:03:55,999 --> 01:03:58,000
Why is he calling you Rafael?

1425
01:03:58,084 --> 01:04:00,044
I told him my name
is Rafael Furcal.

1426
01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:03,130
Who's that?
The shortstop for the Dodgers.

1427
01:04:03,256 --> 01:04:06,050
That's your alias? Yeah.
It doesn't matter. He's a doctor.

1428
01:04:06,176 --> 01:04:08,219
He doesn't watch baseball.
We gotta get the fuck outta here.

1429
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:09,637
Really? Doctors definitely
watch baseball.

1430
01:04:09,721 --> 01:04:11,096
Can you walk? Yeah.

1431
01:04:11,181 --> 01:04:12,890
Can you run? Yeah.

1432
01:04:12,974 --> 01:04:14,934
Run. Why are we always
fucking running?

1433
01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:17,102
We got a little
text from Rico at the gym.

1434
01:04:17,187 --> 01:04:19,104
Looks like
Mr. Fitzgerald's plates.

1435
01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:21,190
We've got a lead. Boo-yah.

1436
01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:24,985
My name is Pete Fogerty.

1437
01:04:25,070 --> 01:04:27,071
I'm with
the LA Sheriff's Department.

1438
01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:30,157
My I D there. It says "Sheriff's
Department Gymnasium" on it.

1439
01:04:30,242 --> 01:04:31,784
It does not matter.
I went through the academy.

1440
01:04:31,868 --> 01:04:33,953
I don't understand
what the problem is.

1441
01:04:34,037 --> 01:04:36,247
If I give out a registered vehicle
to the non-registered owner,

1442
01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:38,958
I could lose my license to tow.
So just forget it. Ain't gonna happen.

1443
01:04:39,042 --> 01:04:41,961
We don't want the vehicle.
We just wanna look in the vehicle.

1444
01:04:42,045 --> 01:04:45,506
Someone could lose their life or lose
their virginity. We don't know that.

1445
01:04:45,632 --> 01:04:47,883
We just wanna look at the vehicle.
A good chance that can happen.

1446
01:04:47,968 --> 01:04:49,301
All right. I'll tell you what.

1447
01:04:49,386 --> 01:04:52,054
Why don't the two of you

1448
01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,098
go back to your sheriff's gym,

1449
01:04:54,182 --> 01:04:57,476
work up a hot lather
pumping weights or whatever,

1450
01:04:57,561 --> 01:05:00,020
hit the showers
and fuck each other?

1451
01:05:00,105 --> 01:05:02,982
Give us the fucking keys to that
van, you piece of shit! Forget it!

1452
01:05:03,066 --> 01:05:05,734
Everybody just calm down.
Look, you like to swim?

1453
01:05:05,819 --> 01:05:08,320
Hey, put that down!
Put that down!

1454
01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:12,241
I will tear
this fucking garage down!

1455
01:05:12,325 --> 01:05:15,536
I will turn this shit-hole into a bigger shit-hole!
You're a fucking psycho!

1456
01:05:15,620 --> 01:05:17,871
Give me the fucking keys
to the van, asshole!

1457
01:05:17,956 --> 01:05:19,415
Fine! Take it easy!

1458
01:05:19,499 --> 01:05:22,001
Here.

1459
01:05:22,085 --> 01:05:24,295
Should've given them to me
in the fucking first place!

1460
01:05:24,379 --> 01:05:27,464
We didn't have to go through this
shit, you dumb piece of shit!

1461
01:05:28,592 --> 01:05:30,259
Ow! God!

1462
01:05:31,803 --> 01:05:33,846
Oakland. Let's go!

1463
01:05:33,930 --> 01:05:36,557
Dude, why did you just
break up with Monica like that?

1464
01:05:36,641 --> 01:05:39,560
Because you don't make out with other
people when you live together.

1465
01:05:39,644 --> 01:05:40,811
Amen to that.

1466
01:05:40,895 --> 01:05:42,313
This guy knows what's up.

1467
01:05:42,397 --> 01:05:44,607
Nasty.

1468
01:05:44,691 --> 01:05:47,401
She just made out. She didn't fuck him.
She didn't have sex with him.

1469
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:49,862
As far as I know. So far.

1470
01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,864
Doesn't matter.

1471
01:05:51,948 --> 01:05:54,867
Once an animal
tastes another animal's blood,

1472
01:05:54,951 --> 01:05:57,328
it always wants
the same blood again.

1473
01:05:57,412 --> 01:05:59,038
What does that...

1474
01:05:59,122 --> 01:06:00,831
It means now that
she's made out with Barry,

1475
01:06:00,915 --> 01:06:02,833
she's always gonna want
to make out with Barry,

1476
01:06:02,917 --> 01:06:04,877
'cause she knows what it's
like to make out with Barry.

1477
01:06:04,961 --> 01:06:07,046
Whoever this Barry is, she
got that taste in her mouth,

1478
01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,797
and she always
gonna crave Barry.

1479
01:06:12,010 --> 01:06:13,927
I get it. He's just
looking out for his job,

1480
01:06:14,012 --> 01:06:16,680
but, you know,
he's being a real jerk.

1481
01:06:18,391 --> 01:06:21,060
Ohh. Oh, boy.
This doesn't look good, James.

1482
01:06:21,144 --> 01:06:23,062
Lots of signs
of struggle in here.

1483
01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,064
Why do you say that?
I don't know.

1484
01:06:25,148 --> 01:06:27,358
This could be claw marks here.

1485
01:06:27,442 --> 01:06:29,526
You know, escape attempts.

1486
01:06:29,611 --> 01:06:32,237
That could be anything.
Shut up and just see what you can find.

1487
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,198
I don't wanna hear
what you think.

1488
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:36,617
I got a knapsack back here.
I think it's Jimmy's clothes.

1489
01:06:36,701 --> 01:06:38,869
What? I got a notebook.

1490
01:06:38,953 --> 01:06:40,704
Tor Eagle.

1491
01:06:40,789 --> 01:06:43,082
Could be some neo-Nazi
sex trade group maybe, or...

1492
01:06:43,166 --> 01:06:45,250
Why does there have to be sex
involved with everything?

1493
01:06:45,335 --> 01:06:48,045
It could be just a notebook.
There's a lot of sonnets in here.

1494
01:06:48,129 --> 01:06:50,631
It bothers me that he doesn't have
his clothes with him right now.

1495
01:06:50,715 --> 01:06:53,092
That's my point.
This looks like a piss stain.

1496
01:06:53,176 --> 01:06:54,760
He was scared, man.

1497
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,762
Whatever was going on,
he was scared.

1498
01:06:56,846 --> 01:06:58,430
Is it a piss stain or not?

1499
01:06:58,515 --> 01:06:59,932
I don't have my DNA kit.

1500
01:07:00,016 --> 01:07:01,767
Again, these are not
great things

1501
01:07:01,851 --> 01:07:03,894
to find in a van where
no one can hear him scream.

1502
01:07:03,978 --> 01:07:05,896
Whoa. Hey. Look at this.
What is this?

1503
01:07:07,023 --> 01:07:10,025
Okay.

1504
01:07:10,110 --> 01:07:12,903
Berlin.
I'm looking for a Fitzgerald.

1505
01:07:12,987 --> 01:07:14,947
My buddy Fitzgerald.
He's not here right now.

1506
01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:17,700
Do you know if he's gonna
be coming in tonight, or...

1507
01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:20,035
Yeah, about 8:00.
Thanks very much.

1508
01:07:20,120 --> 01:07:21,870
We're going to Berlin.

1509
01:07:21,955 --> 01:07:24,248
The bar, not the place.

1510
01:07:25,417 --> 01:07:27,292
What the hell's that?

1511
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,169
♪ Now, you start out here
with a drummer ♪

1512
01:08:10,253 --> 01:08:12,629
♪ Yeah, I know it's
a bit of a bummer ♪

1513
01:08:12,714 --> 01:08:16,258
♪ But when you got
his hairy ass in your face ♪

1514
01:08:16,342 --> 01:08:20,179
♪ You're not very far
from the bass ♪

1515
01:08:20,263 --> 01:08:23,182
♪ And you're backstage
humpin' the bassist ♪

1516
01:08:23,266 --> 01:08:26,477
♪ Yeah, I know he's
a bit of a racist ♪

1517
01:08:26,561 --> 01:08:29,855
♪ But when he's drawing
swastikas on your bra ♪

1518
01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:32,691
♪ You're not very far
from guitar ♪

1519
01:08:32,776 --> 01:08:35,694
♪ Bassist, lead guitar,
singer, drummer ♪

1520
01:08:35,779 --> 01:08:38,071
♪ Bassist, lead guitar,
singer ♪

1521
01:08:38,156 --> 01:08:41,366
♪ Touch, feel, kiss, suck ♪

1522
01:08:41,451 --> 01:08:44,828
♪ This is the evolution
of fuck ♪

1523
01:08:58,968 --> 01:09:02,179
♪ And when your bung-hole's
filled with his finger ♪

1524
01:09:02,263 --> 01:09:05,516
♪ You're not very far
from the singer ♪

1525
01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:08,685
♪ Now you've fornicated
up the ladder ♪

1526
01:09:08,770 --> 01:09:11,438
♪ And you lie there
while he empties his bladder ♪

1527
01:09:11,523 --> 01:09:15,025
♪ Your mouth filling up
with his hot golden stream ♪

1528
01:09:15,109 --> 01:09:20,948
♪ Finally, you've reached
the man of your dream ♪

1529
01:09:21,032 --> 01:09:24,493
♪ Bassist, lead
guitar, singer, drummer ♪

1530
01:09:24,577 --> 01:09:27,913
♪ Bassist, lead guitar,
singer, drummer ♪

1531
01:09:27,997 --> 01:09:30,624
♪ Bassist, lead guitar,
singer ♪

1532
01:09:30,708 --> 01:09:32,626
♪ Singer, singer ♪

1533
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:34,628
Dad? Glen.

1534
01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:36,088
Fitz?

1535
01:09:40,885 --> 01:09:44,680
So, like, what are you,
like, a drag queen?

1536
01:09:44,764 --> 01:09:47,933
Glen, I'm so much more
than that, okay?

1537
01:09:48,017 --> 01:09:50,727
I wanna tell you I'm sober.

1538
01:09:50,812 --> 01:09:53,313
I run a whole bar, okay?

1539
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,774
I host a Lady Gaga night
on Wednesday.

1540
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,401
I'm a performer.

1541
01:09:57,485 --> 01:10:00,529
I own a radio-controlled
airplane, okay?

1542
01:10:00,613 --> 01:10:02,364
I'm doing all these things.

1543
01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:04,366
That's why I wanna talk to you.

1544
01:10:04,450 --> 01:10:06,410
That's why I want
to make you a sandwich.

1545
01:10:06,494 --> 01:10:08,203
I don't want
a fucking sandwich.

1546
01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:10,163
Sandwich diplomacy
didn't work when I was a kid,

1547
01:10:10,248 --> 01:10:11,623
and it doesn't work now.

1548
01:10:11,708 --> 01:10:13,834
Half a sandwich. No sandwiches!

1549
01:10:13,918 --> 01:10:17,212
All right. Okay. You're obviously
freaked out by the way I look.

1550
01:10:17,297 --> 01:10:19,214
No, I'm thrown by the fact

1551
01:10:19,299 --> 01:10:21,341
that you're the shittiest
dad I've ever heard of.

1552
01:10:21,426 --> 01:10:23,719
For what it's worth, he talks
about you all the time.

1553
01:10:23,803 --> 01:10:25,971
Who are you? I'm Dirty Carl.

1554
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:27,848
I'm your dad's sponsor.

1555
01:10:27,932 --> 01:10:31,310
I am performing
on Lady Gaga nights

1556
01:10:31,394 --> 01:10:33,896
so I can displace
my alcoholic tendencies

1557
01:10:33,980 --> 01:10:36,481
♪ Through performance ♪

1558
01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,191
What are we gonna do
about the fact

1559
01:10:38,276 --> 01:10:39,818
that you're
dealing drugs, Fitz?

1560
01:10:39,903 --> 01:10:41,069
I'm dealing drugs.
You kidnapped Jimmy.

1561
01:10:41,154 --> 01:10:42,529
I didn't kidnap Jimmy.

1562
01:10:42,614 --> 01:10:44,364
Jimmy's dad
is an abusive father,

1563
01:10:44,449 --> 01:10:46,408
and I'm taking Jimmy
to his mom's house.

1564
01:10:46,492 --> 01:10:49,286
This is a great time for Jimmy
and I to make our exit.

1565
01:10:49,370 --> 01:10:51,622
Fuck. Wait. All right...

1566
01:10:53,333 --> 01:10:57,210
My mom doesn't actually
live in Oakland.

1567
01:10:57,295 --> 01:10:59,129
Where does she live? She...

1568
01:10:59,213 --> 01:11:00,839
died, like, a year ago.

1569
01:11:00,924 --> 01:11:02,591
She's not even alive.

1570
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,468
Jimmy...

1571
01:11:04,552 --> 01:11:06,511
Do you realize that I'm
gonna go to jail now, Jimmy?

1572
01:11:06,596 --> 01:11:08,305
All right. Calm down.
It's not even that...

1573
01:11:08,431 --> 01:11:10,599
Fuck you, man!
Don't yell at him.

1574
01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:12,684
Why did you come here?
You drove six hours.

1575
01:11:12,769 --> 01:11:14,645
Why are you even here?

1576
01:11:14,729 --> 01:11:17,564
I'm pregnant.

1577
01:11:17,649 --> 01:11:19,399
That's why I'm here.

1578
01:11:19,484 --> 01:11:22,069
Congratulations.

1579
01:11:22,153 --> 01:11:24,363
Uhh...

1580
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:27,366
And no one that I talked to thinks
that you're gonna be a good father.

1581
01:11:27,492 --> 01:11:30,535
Well, who have you talked to?
Tommy and Richie and my parents.

1582
01:11:30,620 --> 01:11:33,830
Oh, great. So I'm the last person
to know that I have a fucking kid.

1583
01:11:33,915 --> 01:11:37,709
And I'm the last person to know that you have
a dad that's been trying to contact you.

1584
01:11:37,794 --> 01:11:39,544
I'm not even sure it's my kid.

1585
01:11:39,629 --> 01:11:42,005
Why don't you go tell Barry
that he knocked you up?

1586
01:11:42,090 --> 01:11:43,924
Really? Yeah.

1587
01:11:44,008 --> 01:11:45,801
You know what? Fuck you.

1588
01:11:45,885 --> 01:11:48,971
Fucking asshole.
Get your shit out of my house!

1589
01:11:49,055 --> 01:11:52,057
And that includes your gong.

1590
01:11:53,226 --> 01:11:54,559
Are you...

1591
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,895
Holy shit, dude. What...

1592
01:11:56,980 --> 01:11:59,398
Monica, please.

1593
01:11:59,482 --> 01:12:01,525
He didn't mean to call you a bitch.
I know. It's okay.

1594
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:03,485
He's not a bad person, huh?
I know.

1595
01:12:03,569 --> 01:12:05,612
He's just scared
about being a dad.

1596
01:12:05,697 --> 01:12:08,073
I was scared about being a dad.

1597
01:12:08,157 --> 01:12:10,742
I punched Joan Jett
in the tit once.

1598
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:13,203
I once set fire to a lake.

1599
01:12:13,287 --> 01:12:14,746
But you know what?

1600
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:16,957
He's just trying, you know?

1601
01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:19,042
I wanna... Listen, please.

1602
01:12:19,127 --> 01:12:22,295
I wanna be a good grandpa
to your son.

1603
01:12:22,380 --> 01:12:24,631
I wanna take him
to baseball games

1604
01:12:24,716 --> 01:12:27,092
and teach him about trains

1605
01:12:27,176 --> 01:12:28,885
and fine wines

1606
01:12:28,970 --> 01:12:30,887
and how to sell bottles
on the Internet.

1607
01:12:30,972 --> 01:12:33,557
Yeah. It's okay. It's over.

1608
01:12:33,641 --> 01:12:36,852
No. Please don't say that.

1609
01:12:36,936 --> 01:12:39,813
Don't give up
on the Fitzgeralds.

1610
01:12:39,897 --> 01:12:42,774
'Cause let me tell you something
about the Fitzgeralds.

1611
01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,236
They may be fucked up when
they're young, okay? Okay.

1612
01:12:46,320 --> 01:12:48,447
But we come on strong
in the end,

1613
01:12:48,531 --> 01:12:50,449
like a fine wine

1614
01:12:50,533 --> 01:12:54,077
or a map, something...

1615
01:12:54,162 --> 01:12:56,079
No. Please?

1616
01:12:56,164 --> 01:12:58,540
Fitzgeralds forever!

1617
01:12:58,624 --> 01:13:01,334
♪ Fight, Fitzgeralds, fight ♪

1618
01:13:01,419 --> 01:13:04,129
♪ Fitzgeralds, fight ♪

1619
01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:07,591
Sorry I yelled at you. Oh...

1620
01:13:07,675 --> 01:13:10,385
My mom's dead too, so...
Yeah, I know. I know.

1621
01:13:10,470 --> 01:13:13,346
I don't know.
Maybe you were just scared

1622
01:13:13,431 --> 01:13:16,850
that you might
fuck up your kid.

1623
01:13:16,934 --> 01:13:19,102
That's pretty insightful
for a teenager.

1624
01:13:19,187 --> 01:13:21,396
It's a normal thing
to be afraid of.

1625
01:13:21,481 --> 01:13:24,107
You smoke all fucking day.
All day?

1626
01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:26,359
Yeah. I star

1627
01:13:26,444 --> 01:13:29,279
Whatever. It doesn't matter.
You smoke 24-7.

1628
01:13:29,363 --> 01:13:31,323
That's gotta stop.
I'm gonna quit smoking weed.

1629
01:13:31,407 --> 01:13:32,824
Really? Yeah.

1630
01:13:32,909 --> 01:13:34,618
You're gonna take my advice?
Yeah.

1631
01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:36,703
I do want a cigarette, though.

1632
01:13:36,829 --> 01:13:38,121
Hey, Carl. Yeah?

1633
01:13:38,206 --> 01:13:39,998
You got any smokes?

1634
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:42,209
Yeah, I got a little goody box
behind the bar there.

1635
01:13:42,293 --> 01:13:44,127
Thanks, man.
Sorry I was rude before.

1636
01:13:44,212 --> 01:13:45,837
Hey, we're all in this
together, bro.

1637
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:55,013
Peace.

1638
01:13:55,098 --> 01:13:56,556
Hey, pothead!

1639
01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:58,225
God. Dad.

1640
01:13:58,351 --> 01:13:59,768
Dad, please... Whoa, whoa, whoa.

1641
01:13:59,894 --> 01:14:01,520
Dad...
What the hell happened to you?

1642
01:14:01,604 --> 01:14:03,396
No. I swear to God,
he didn't even touch me.

1643
01:14:03,481 --> 01:14:05,440
What happened to your arm?
What did that pervert...

1644
01:14:05,525 --> 01:14:07,692
Shit!

1645
01:14:07,777 --> 01:14:09,611
Dad, please, stop.
Get off him, Dad.

1646
01:14:09,695 --> 01:14:11,530
Go for the bridge!
Hit him in the bridge!

1647
01:14:14,492 --> 01:14:17,244
Stand down, big guy! Come on!

1648
01:14:17,370 --> 01:14:19,788
Back up. Back up now. Whoa.

1649
01:14:19,872 --> 01:14:21,665
Everybody just stay back,
all right?

1650
01:14:21,749 --> 01:14:23,917
I am immortal!

1651
01:14:26,045 --> 01:14:28,463
Hey, stop, stop!
Cool it! Just stop, Dad!

1652
01:14:28,548 --> 01:14:30,465
Put it... Put it down.

1653
01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:32,300
Shut up, you abusive asshole.

1654
01:14:32,385 --> 01:14:34,427
Abusive? I've never abused
anybody in my entire...

1655
01:14:34,512 --> 01:14:35,971
Bullshit!
You hit him all the time!

1656
01:14:36,055 --> 01:14:37,430
No. I do not hit him.

1657
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:39,432
He's not fucking abusive, okay?

1658
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,893
He's just a dick.
He wants to send me to military school

1659
01:14:41,978 --> 01:14:44,396
instead of just talking to me
about my problems.

1660
01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,857
Okay, okay. Jimmy, calm down.

1661
01:14:46,941 --> 01:14:48,817
Dads are weird.

1662
01:14:48,901 --> 01:14:51,945
Like, look at my dad.
I haven't seen him in ten years.

1663
01:14:52,029 --> 01:14:54,322
He thinks his sandwiches
are gonna fix everything.

1664
01:14:54,407 --> 01:14:56,324
The sandwiches
do fix everything.

1665
01:14:56,409 --> 01:14:58,243
Okay. Not now.

1666
01:14:59,871 --> 01:15:01,913
I know you guys
just miss your mom.

1667
01:15:01,998 --> 01:15:07,210
And it's hard for dudes to
talk to each other, you know?

1668
01:15:07,295 --> 01:15:10,630
But you're just both gonna have
to find your third vertices.

1669
01:15:10,715 --> 01:15:12,632
Dad's suck,

1670
01:15:12,717 --> 01:15:14,968
but it's better
having a shitty one

1671
01:15:15,052 --> 01:15:17,512
than not having one,
believe me.

1672
01:15:20,766 --> 01:15:22,893
Fuck.

1673
01:15:22,977 --> 01:15:25,270
That's a major breakthrough,
you guys.

1674
01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:27,355
Thanks, Dirty Carl.

1675
01:15:31,736 --> 01:15:35,363
I'm sorry I misjudged you.
I'm sorry I knocked you out in the alley,

1676
01:15:35,448 --> 01:15:38,617
and then pushed you into the
mirror in the bathroom.

1677
01:15:38,701 --> 01:15:41,453
I'm sorry
I jacked you in the face

1678
01:15:41,537 --> 01:15:43,330
with everything I had.

1679
01:15:43,414 --> 01:15:44,831
Okay...

1680
01:15:44,916 --> 01:15:46,666
You guys know
he's a brother Mason?

1681
01:15:48,169 --> 01:15:50,086
And I'm gonna get a dog.

1682
01:15:54,884 --> 01:15:56,551
All right.
We're gonna hit it. Yeah.

1683
01:15:56,636 --> 01:15:58,303
Stop by the house,
though, all right?

1684
01:15:58,429 --> 01:15:59,888
We'll have a cookout or something.
For sure.

1685
01:15:59,972 --> 01:16:02,390
Hey, you ready? Yeah. Let's go.

1686
01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:03,892
Cairo. Abiff.

1687
01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:06,645
I'll see you out there.
Yeah. Uh...

1688
01:16:06,771 --> 01:16:09,397
We're both kind of fucked up.
Yeah.

1689
01:16:09,482 --> 01:16:11,233
Everybody is, I think. Yeah.

1690
01:16:13,069 --> 01:16:14,945
You... Um...

1691
01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:17,447
I'll stop by the garage or
something, yeah? Sure, man.

1692
01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:20,075
See you soon? Yeah.

1693
01:16:20,159 --> 01:16:22,202
Fuck. Come here.

1694
01:16:23,704 --> 01:16:25,664
Take care of yourself.
Later, bud.

1695
01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:29,167
Arnie, good to meet you.
Yeah. I'm gonna...

1696
01:16:29,252 --> 01:16:31,086
See ya.

1697
01:16:31,170 --> 01:16:34,005
Son, with these sandwiches,

1698
01:16:34,090 --> 01:16:37,175
I officially make amends
to you.

1699
01:16:37,260 --> 01:16:39,719
I know I've been
a deadbeat dad,

1700
01:16:39,804 --> 01:16:41,680
but as a grandpa,

1701
01:16:41,764 --> 01:16:43,890
I'm gonna be live-beat.

1702
01:16:43,975 --> 01:16:45,767
I like that.

1703
01:16:45,851 --> 01:16:47,686
You're really weird,

1704
01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,105
but I love you a lot.

1705
01:16:50,189 --> 01:16:51,856
Come on.

1706
01:16:55,319 --> 01:16:57,237
You even hug weird.

1707
01:16:57,321 --> 01:17:00,031
Come on. You've gotta
go after Monica.

1708
01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:01,825
She's such a lovely girl.

1709
01:17:01,909 --> 01:17:03,702
She reminds me
a lot of your mom.

1710
01:17:03,786 --> 01:17:06,037
Now go get her.

1711
01:17:06,163 --> 01:17:09,332
Do you want your apartment key?
No, no. That's okay.

1712
01:17:09,417 --> 01:17:10,500
Okay.

1713
01:17:10,584 --> 01:17:11,876
Don't worry about it.

1714
01:17:20,344 --> 01:17:22,721
Dear Glen, you're an angel.

1715
01:17:22,805 --> 01:17:24,806
Arnie. Dad.

1716
01:17:35,526 --> 01:17:37,444
I wanna give you
guys some good news.

1717
01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:41,614
The good news is that
Monica here... okay...

1718
01:17:41,699 --> 01:17:44,284
through her hard work,
grit, and determination,

1719
01:17:44,368 --> 01:17:47,245
has been promoted
to segment producer.

1720
01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,664
So let that be an example to you guys.
Oh, wow.

1721
01:17:49,790 --> 01:17:51,958
Thank you.
Hard work, grit, and determination,

1722
01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:53,668
all right here.

1723
01:17:53,753 --> 01:17:56,629
I hope that makes you
very happy.

1724
01:17:58,424 --> 01:18:00,342
So it's just, like...
I feel great, Barry.

1725
01:18:00,426 --> 01:18:02,177
Thank you. Yeah.
Good. Good. All right.

1726
01:18:02,261 --> 01:18:03,970
You should.

1727
01:18:04,055 --> 01:18:06,973
Summer fires. This is gonna
be our sweeps story.

1728
01:18:07,058 --> 01:18:10,977
We need chopper footage
of forest fires.

1729
01:18:11,062 --> 01:18:13,146
I'm not saying start a fire,
but I'm not saying...

1730
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:16,191
Okay. I'm ready to be a dad.

1731
01:18:16,275 --> 01:18:17,692
Okay. Whoa.

1732
01:18:17,777 --> 01:18:19,277
This is a closed meeting.

1733
01:18:19,362 --> 01:18:20,487
Shut up, Barry.

1734
01:18:20,571 --> 01:18:22,864
Uh, you shut up.

1735
01:18:22,990 --> 01:18:24,616
Not now, Barry? Oh, not now?

1736
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:26,659
Yeah, not now.
How about not right now?

1737
01:18:26,786 --> 01:18:28,953
How about not right now, Bar?
How about not now?

1738
01:18:29,038 --> 01:18:30,330
Not now, Barry. Get out.

1739
01:18:30,456 --> 01:18:32,248
Not now. You get out. Get...

1740
01:18:32,333 --> 01:18:34,167
I see that you're still upset.

1741
01:18:34,251 --> 01:18:35,794
Understandable.

1742
01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:38,004
I've been kind of an asshole.

1743
01:18:38,089 --> 01:18:41,508
I left you alone
when you needed me.

1744
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:43,676
But, honestly,
kidnapping that kid

1745
01:18:43,761 --> 01:18:46,388
was, like, the best thing
that I've ever done.

1746
01:18:46,472 --> 01:18:48,556
Let's go.
I realize that I've been

1747
01:18:48,641 --> 01:18:50,892
a fucking asshole recently.

1748
01:18:50,976 --> 01:18:53,728
I've been lying to you.
I've been selling drugs.

1749
01:18:53,813 --> 01:18:55,522
I'm a loser.

1750
01:18:55,606 --> 01:18:58,149
I wanna be in
my kid's life, though.

1751
01:18:58,234 --> 01:19:00,151
I'm a loser
'cause I didn't have a dad,

1752
01:19:00,236 --> 01:19:02,695
and I don't want my kid
to be anything like me.

1753
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,323
I never, ever want
to make him sandwiches.

1754
01:19:05,408 --> 01:19:07,200
That doesn't make sense.

1755
01:19:07,284 --> 01:19:09,202
Parents make sandwiches
for their kids all the time.

1756
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:11,413
Dude, I've been in, like,
three fights this weekend.

1757
01:19:11,539 --> 01:19:12,789
Yeah?
I'm getting pretty good at it.

1758
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:14,124
Wanna make it four? Yeah!

1759
01:19:14,250 --> 01:19:15,959
Do you? Fine! Catch me then!

1760
01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:19,629
I haven't even smoked weed
in two days,

1761
01:19:19,713 --> 01:19:22,590
and I can go a couple more
without any problem.

1762
01:19:22,675 --> 01:19:25,844
So, two days at a time
eventually.

1763
01:19:25,928 --> 01:19:30,557
150 of those. That's, like, a year, babe.
Come on, man.

1764
01:19:30,641 --> 01:19:33,518
I'm gonna be there all the time for him.
I bought that car seat.

1765
01:19:33,602 --> 01:19:36,771
If you don't like it, we can go back
to the thrift store and get a new one.

1766
01:19:36,897 --> 01:19:39,274
They have, like, five different ones.
Get out!

1767
01:19:39,358 --> 01:19:40,817
How about I call your wife

1768
01:19:40,901 --> 01:19:42,735
and tell her that you
were making out

1769
01:19:42,820 --> 01:19:45,530
with my sad, pregnant
girlfriend, you fucking dick?

1770
01:19:45,614 --> 01:19:47,532
That would be weird.

1771
01:19:48,909 --> 01:19:51,536
I wanna be in my kid's life.

1772
01:19:51,620 --> 01:19:55,248
I wanna be in your life
as much as you'll let me.

1773
01:19:55,332 --> 01:19:57,959
And I'm gonna love you forever.

1774
01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:02,422
Yeah. I get that
you love me, Fitz.

1775
01:20:02,506 --> 01:20:04,174
I can't count on you, though.

1776
01:20:10,306 --> 01:20:12,265
Whatever.

1777
01:20:12,349 --> 01:20:14,642
Later, loser!

1778
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,564
Nothing like
a little comic relief.

1779
01:20:19,648 --> 01:20:23,818
Um, go to your worksheets
for a second.

1780
01:20:26,113 --> 01:20:28,865
Listen, don't let

1781
01:20:28,991 --> 01:20:32,118
that loser get... Ugh!
Okay. You know what?

1782
01:20:32,203 --> 01:20:34,996
You are so disgusting.
You can keep your promotion.

1783
01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:36,581
Okay?

1784
01:20:36,665 --> 01:20:38,917
Keep it. I don't need it.

1785
01:20:41,795 --> 01:20:43,296
Fitz!

1786
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,423
"I don't need
to be segment producer."

1787
01:20:49,845 --> 01:20:52,388
Fitz! Fitz, wait up!

1788
01:20:52,473 --> 01:20:53,681
Fitz.

1789
01:20:53,766 --> 01:20:55,517
What are you doing here?

1790
01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:04,943
So you like the car seat.

1791
01:21:05,027 --> 01:21:05,944
Sure.

1792
01:21:09,782 --> 01:21:12,700
You're pregnant now,
so we shouldn't...

1793
01:21:12,785 --> 01:21:14,911
What, do you wanna die
an elevator virgin?

1794
01:22:04,962 --> 01:22:09,465
I miss you, too, Mom.

1795
01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:11,551
Wish you were still here.

1796
01:22:14,179 --> 01:22:15,597
I love you.

1797
01:22:15,681 --> 01:22:17,348
Hey, guys.

1798
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,893
Guys, can we go
back to L.A. Soon?

1799
01:22:20,978 --> 01:22:22,895
I'm sorry.

1800
01:22:22,980 --> 01:22:25,273
Cemeteries really freak me out.

1801
01:22:25,357 --> 01:22:28,276
Okay. Just try to relax, all right?
We're going.

1802
01:22:30,279 --> 01:22:32,238
Sorry, Katie.

1803
01:22:33,407 --> 01:22:35,325
Fogerty's here,

1804
01:22:35,409 --> 01:22:38,620
and cemeteries creep him out.

1805
01:22:38,704 --> 01:22:40,872
Please? Please?
Fogerty, please.

1806
01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:42,707
We gotta cut this visit short.

1807
01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:44,792
See you soon, Mom.

1808
01:22:46,211 --> 01:22:47,920
Fuck. What the fuck...

1809
01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:50,715
You couldn't wait two seconds?

1810
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,091
Hey.

1811
01:22:52,176 --> 01:22:54,427
Are we, like, a triangle now?

1812
01:22:56,805 --> 01:22:58,056
Sure. Yeah.

1813
01:22:58,140 --> 01:23:00,391
Why not?

1814
01:23:00,476 --> 01:23:02,435
That's weird.

1815
01:23:07,566 --> 01:23:10,234
♪ l send a message
at 3:00 a.m. ♪

1816
01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:12,070
♪ It's old news to you ♪

1817
01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,572
♪ That I've been
drinking again ♪

1818
01:23:14,657 --> 01:23:17,533
♪ ln love with you
and missin' my old friends ♪

1819
01:23:17,618 --> 01:23:21,996
♪ So if you've got the time,
this is where my story begins ♪

1820
01:23:22,081 --> 01:23:24,832
♪ They told me
l was born to lose ♪

1821
01:23:24,917 --> 01:23:29,253
♪ l got a winner's heart
but a failure's shoes ♪

1822
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:32,048
♪ There's not much
that l can do ♪

1823
01:23:32,132 --> 01:23:36,010
♪ But if l had the chance,
I'd try to marry you ♪

1824
01:23:36,095 --> 01:23:39,347
♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time ♪

1825
01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:43,059
♪ With me again ♪

1826
01:23:43,143 --> 01:23:46,521
♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time ♪

1827
01:23:46,605 --> 01:23:48,523
♪ On me ♪

1828
01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:53,444
♪ Your friends think
they're better than me ♪

1829
01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:57,740
♪ And if l thought real hard,
I'd have to agree ♪

1830
01:23:57,825 --> 01:24:00,618
♪ l smoke cigarettes
and too much weed ♪

1831
01:24:00,703 --> 01:24:04,831
♪ And l cuss a lot
when l drink whiskey ♪

1832
01:24:04,915 --> 01:24:07,625
♪ l wanna give you
what you need ♪

1833
01:24:07,710 --> 01:24:11,963
♪ l got a lot of flowers
and no money ♪

1834
01:24:12,047 --> 01:24:14,632
♪ There's not much
that l can be ♪

1835
01:24:14,717 --> 01:24:18,845
♪ But l swear to God
l got devil in me ♪

1836
01:24:18,929 --> 01:24:21,848
♪ Thanks for wasting time ♪

1837
01:24:21,932 --> 01:24:25,518
♪ With me again ♪

1838
01:24:25,602 --> 01:24:28,980
♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time ♪

1839
01:24:29,064 --> 01:24:30,982
♪ On me ♪

1840
01:24:33,068 --> 01:24:36,028
♪ Thanks for wasting time ♪

1841
01:24:36,113 --> 01:24:39,574
♪ With me again ♪

1842
01:24:39,658 --> 01:24:42,994
♪ Well, thanks
for wasting time ♪

1843
01:24:43,078 --> 01:24:45,621
♪ On me ♪