1 00:02:27,293 --> 00:02:39,293 Fixed & Synced by bozxphd. Enjoy The Flick. 2 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:42,863 - It was the night that everything had changed. 3 00:02:43,098 --> 00:02:47,568 No one could predict, but some saw it coming. 4 00:02:51,639 --> 00:02:53,907 Fernando was my best friend. 5 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,544 - Last night, my brother. 6 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:57,578 - Yeah, man. 7 00:02:58,979 --> 00:02:59,979 Boom. 8 00:03:01,315 --> 00:03:02,315 Bills. 9 00:03:06,854 --> 00:03:09,590 - I didn't think I could keep my secret, 10 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:11,292 but Fernando kept his. 11 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:14,828 You're a spy. 12 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,499 I'm drunk though, I am. 13 00:03:22,336 --> 00:03:23,471 Shawn, my man. 14 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:26,373 - Come on. 15 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:28,776 - Oh come on man, you've been working for three weeks, 16 00:03:28,809 --> 00:03:30,009 you're still looking for ID's? 17 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,549 - Suzanne, you're looking lovely as ever. 18 00:03:35,583 --> 00:03:37,651 - Thank you, $5 handsome. 19 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:39,753 - Oh come on, it's the last night, 20 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:40,921 shouldn't we all get in for free. 21 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,223 - Every week, every week. 22 00:03:48,829 --> 00:03:50,931 - Pretty sure I'm 21. 23 00:03:50,964 --> 00:03:53,367 - Bill, gotta keep the books clean 24 00:03:53,401 --> 00:03:55,636 even though the place has gone to shit. 25 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:58,906 Even Shiam Simya doesn't condone underage drinking. 26 00:04:00,874 --> 00:04:02,743 - You're weird dude, but I love it. 27 00:04:02,776 --> 00:04:05,012 Come on in, let me buy you a drink. 28 00:04:05,045 --> 00:04:09,383 - I'm on the clock, Bill, but you go in and have fun. 29 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,521 - Really? 30 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:15,789 - Jacob was not that good. 31 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,691 - I disagree. 32 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,693 - I worked with the man for six years, 33 00:04:19,727 --> 00:04:22,596 we were like brothers, there's no way that he could 34 00:04:22,630 --> 00:04:25,065 have faked that he knew me. 35 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:28,569 - Don't ever count anybody out. 36 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:31,339 - I just totally don't agree. 37 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:35,409 - Wouldn't be the first time you were wrong. 38 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:37,378 How much money do we got? 39 00:04:37,411 --> 00:04:39,580 - Well Shiam Simya took it all. 40 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,350 - You're obsessed. 41 00:04:43,817 --> 00:04:45,919 - They were all there, my wife Tammy, 42 00:04:45,953 --> 00:04:48,889 my girl Sandra, my work buddy Tyler. 43 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:52,025 And Sandra's BFF Karen, and of course, Craig. 44 00:04:52,059 --> 00:04:55,563 All had their own secrets, well except Craig. 45 00:05:02,069 --> 00:05:03,904 - Making a deposit, Tyler boy? 46 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:05,706 - Huh? 47 00:05:05,739 --> 00:05:08,409 - There's a free urinal in here if you piss standing up. 48 00:05:08,442 --> 00:05:09,777 - I find it weird that you're concerned 49 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,445 at all where I pee. 50 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,949 - Last night at the old watering hole, huh, T money? 51 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:18,619 Let's go out with a bang, right? 52 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:19,652 - Bang. 53 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:23,657 - Well far be it for me to tell a man 54 00:05:23,691 --> 00:05:26,394 how to conduct his business. 55 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:27,427 - Exactly. 56 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:35,836 - For you, and one for you. 57 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,780 - I got this. 58 00:06:07,768 --> 00:06:08,702 - What's up my man? 59 00:06:08,736 --> 00:06:10,003 - What up, brother, how are you? 60 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,705 Hey, how you doin'? 61 00:06:14,207 --> 00:06:15,207 Oh, nope. 62 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:29,156 - Why don't you look at a menu instead? 63 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:32,593 - Don't worry, he's not looking at you. 64 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:36,997 - Is that on the happy hour menu? 65 00:06:37,030 --> 00:06:38,030 - Gross. 66 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,871 - Even with a discount, it will be more than you can afford. 67 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:46,640 - Ah, you'd be surprised how big my wallet is, baby. 68 00:06:47,841 --> 00:06:49,176 - All the size in the world can't make up 69 00:06:49,209 --> 00:06:52,079 for having a credit score of asshole pervert. 70 00:06:52,112 --> 00:06:55,048 - Well what do you expect wearing a skirt like that, huh? 71 00:06:55,082 --> 00:06:58,051 - I expect you to first, not smoke in my bar, 72 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,853 and second to order for the last time 73 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:01,455 so I don't have to see you anymore. 74 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:04,492 - Wow, way to kill the mood, sweetheart, geez. 75 00:07:04,525 --> 00:07:06,126 Come on, you know what I want. 76 00:07:06,159 --> 00:07:07,194 It's gonna be hard for me to find another 77 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,129 good bar in this neighborhood. 78 00:07:09,162 --> 00:07:11,465 - Well you could, you know, branch out, 79 00:07:11,499 --> 00:07:14,835 try new experiences, and don't call me, sweetheart. 80 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,203 I'm not your wife. 81 00:07:16,236 --> 00:07:19,006 - Oh, my wife is not sweet, she gives me cavities. 82 00:07:19,039 --> 00:07:22,810 But you, if she was half as good as you, 83 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:25,112 I'd call her sweetheart too. 84 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:28,015 What is this? 85 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,851 What is this, you know what I like, light beer. 86 00:07:30,884 --> 00:07:32,019 Come on. 87 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,755 - Well shit Bill, I guess I'm distracted by your charms. 88 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:36,857 - When are you gonna finally stop pretending 89 00:07:36,890 --> 00:07:38,258 that you're attracted to me, 90 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:40,594 give me some of that sweet. 91 00:07:40,628 --> 00:07:43,063 - First of all, who talks like that? 92 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,599 Why do you try so hard? 93 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:47,701 You got your light beer right in front of you. 94 00:07:47,735 --> 00:07:52,005 - Well this beer only quenches one kind of thirst. 95 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:55,876 - You know how everybody thinks girls dig assholes? 96 00:07:55,909 --> 00:07:59,980 Well they're wrong, they like guys with class. 97 00:08:00,013 --> 00:08:01,181 Like your friend Tyler. 98 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,816 - Oh, yeah I'm sure the chiseled body and 99 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,718 the washboard abs don't hurt, huh? 100 00:08:04,752 --> 00:08:06,486 - You're an asshole. 101 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,222 You might have your wife at home fooled, 102 00:08:09,256 --> 00:08:10,924 and your sweet little girlfriend in the corner 103 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:14,728 obviously wants you more than anyone ever would. 104 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:18,599 So leave me the hell alone and finish your drink. 105 00:08:18,632 --> 00:08:22,670 Maybe I won't tell either of them how friendly you are. 106 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:26,239 Oh, and I expect a good tip for that wisdom. 107 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,107 Good boy. 108 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,081 - Oh, speak of the devil, damn. 109 00:08:34,114 --> 00:08:35,048 - Hi, honey. 110 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:36,149 - Hey, sweetheart, how are you? 111 00:08:36,183 --> 00:08:37,183 - Oh. 112 00:08:38,251 --> 00:08:39,620 - What are you doing here? 113 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:40,253 I thought you were going to a new club 114 00:08:40,287 --> 00:08:41,655 with Jessica and Lizzie. 115 00:08:41,689 --> 00:08:42,823 - Oh, I'm not here to spoil your fun, 116 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,024 I'm gonna meet up with them in a minute. 117 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,292 - Come on, you're not gonna spoil all the fun. 118 00:08:45,325 --> 00:08:46,259 But what's up? 119 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:49,162 - I was just wondering what time you'd be home? 120 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:52,165 - Why didn't you just text me? 121 00:08:53,967 --> 00:08:55,736 - It was on my way. 122 00:08:55,769 --> 00:08:58,071 - I don't know, I mean, it's the last night 123 00:08:58,105 --> 00:09:00,173 so I figured I'd go the distance. 124 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:02,109 - You're not in college anymore, Bill. 125 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:05,078 - Well, one could argue that this is like grad school. 126 00:09:05,112 --> 00:09:06,279 - What time? 127 00:09:06,313 --> 00:09:09,583 - I don't know, 2:00 AM, 5:00 AM, I don't know. 128 00:09:09,617 --> 00:09:10,684 2:00 is fine. 129 00:09:10,718 --> 00:09:12,319 No, I said 5:00. 130 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:13,854 - What will it be, Tammy? 131 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:14,788 - Oh, the usual. 132 00:09:14,822 --> 00:09:17,057 - Coming right up. 133 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,291 - Hey, guys. 134 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,628 - Hey, Tyler, what's up, look who it is. 135 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,195 Playgirl centerfold. 136 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:26,299 - What can I get for you, sweetheart. 137 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:28,669 - Hey, Jackie, just the usual. 138 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,103 - Coming right up. 139 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:36,276 - I don't believe this, what is this? 140 00:09:36,309 --> 00:09:37,510 - Believe what? 141 00:09:37,544 --> 00:09:41,148 - What, my wife, mentally addressing one of my best friends. 142 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,349 Come on. 143 00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,152 - I can look, I just can't touch. 144 00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:47,220 Right Bill, I mean that's how you always do it. 145 00:09:47,254 --> 00:09:50,257 - Well, that only applies to me. 146 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:54,094 - I will touch Tyler anytime or place he wants me to. 147 00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,696 - Okay, all right, what is that? 148 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,130 What is that, huh? 149 00:09:58,231 --> 00:09:59,933 - It's sovereign blanc, it's a white wine. 150 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:01,201 - Sovereign what? 151 00:10:01,234 --> 00:10:02,970 White wine, what are you on your way to 152 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,171 a Liza Minnelli concert? 153 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:05,372 Come on Jackie, get this guy a real drink. 154 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,007 Come on, it's the last night, come on. 155 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:09,009 - Hey, it's up to him. 156 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:13,313 - Yeah, yeah, I'll take something stronger. 157 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,248 - Give him my usual, you remember what that is. 158 00:10:15,282 --> 00:10:17,417 - Light beer, maybe? 159 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,252 - That's a real professional, right there. 160 00:10:19,286 --> 00:10:21,121 - Well technically though, Bill, 161 00:10:21,154 --> 00:10:23,290 that light beer is not even a third as strong 162 00:10:23,323 --> 00:10:24,825 as his white wine. 163 00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:26,694 - Ooh, well aren't we smart. 164 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:29,663 All right Tyler, tonight we're gonna play darts, 165 00:10:29,697 --> 00:10:31,064 we're gonna drink beer like men. 166 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,265 Come on, what do you say? 167 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:35,402 One last Mr. Phil's dart game, what do you say? 168 00:10:35,435 --> 00:10:39,239 - Last game, you never even had a first game. 169 00:10:40,741 --> 00:10:44,444 - Well maybe I'm trying to branch out. 170 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:56,023 - God damn it, I wish he would come play with. 171 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:57,056 - Me too. 172 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,160 - I would ride him like a donkey. 173 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:02,696 I bet he's hung like a horse. 174 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,966 - Only one way to know. 175 00:11:05,999 --> 00:11:08,035 - You got that right. 176 00:11:08,068 --> 00:11:10,037 - I think I should go be with my husband. 177 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:11,304 - Yeah, see ya. 178 00:11:17,845 --> 00:11:18,845 Hey, girls. 179 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,153 - Can I have a ginger ale please, Jackie? 180 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,316 - Sure, coming right up. 181 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:25,819 - Ooh, that sounds good, can I have one too? 182 00:11:25,853 --> 00:11:27,454 - You got it. 183 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,489 - Can you put some rum in mine? 184 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:32,893 Well actually, can you put a lot of rum in mine? 185 00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:34,928 Maybe some Jim, some whiskey. 186 00:11:34,962 --> 00:11:36,329 - Hey, it's your funeral Karen. 187 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:39,299 Anything extra for you, Sandra? 188 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:43,070 - Not quite yet, we'll wait a little while before we start. 189 00:11:43,103 --> 00:11:44,504 - You guys wanna open a tab? 190 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,940 Happy hour for another 15 minutes. 191 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,976 - Yeah, why do they call it happy hour? 192 00:11:49,009 --> 00:11:50,377 I mean, that doesn't make any sense. 193 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:53,080 Shouldn't like every hour be happy hour? 194 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:54,281 - Well you both look hot tonight, 195 00:11:54,314 --> 00:11:56,884 let's just say you should be happy. 196 00:11:58,185 --> 00:12:02,222 - Ugh God, look Sandra, Tammy's gonna leave any second. 197 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,958 - I hope so, I need to talk to him. 198 00:12:04,992 --> 00:12:07,294 - You know who you should wanna talk to? 199 00:12:07,327 --> 00:12:10,130 Tyler, god he is just perfection. 200 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,867 Look at him, he's so big. 201 00:12:13,901 --> 00:12:17,037 Oh yeah, then there's Bill who's Bill. 202 00:12:18,371 --> 00:12:21,374 - Well Bill has his charms, besides Jackie's in love 203 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,976 with Tyler, so. 204 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:26,513 - Oh, love is definitely not the word I would have used. 205 00:12:26,546 --> 00:12:27,547 - Well you better get up on that, 206 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:29,950 because that dick is mine. 207 00:12:32,853 --> 00:12:34,988 - You better turn your attention elsewhere. 208 00:12:35,022 --> 00:12:36,790 Who's your runner up? 209 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:42,362 Aw, Craig, you could be his one and only doll for the night. 210 00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:46,800 - Hey, I don't know, where is he? 211 00:12:46,834 --> 00:12:48,468 - You may wanna find the nearest mirror. 212 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,537 - Oh my God, wow, such a bitch. 213 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,372 - I'm just kidding, he usually goes to the gym 214 00:12:52,405 --> 00:12:55,475 before he gets here, so he should be walking in any minute. 215 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:58,545 - See, consistency, that's a good trait for a man. 216 00:12:58,578 --> 00:13:01,048 - No, predictability, no way. 217 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:03,783 What? 218 00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:06,820 - Oh nothing, I just didn't know you knew a word that big. 219 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,160 - That's good. 220 00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,863 - It's all about concentration. 221 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,564 - Is that all you got? 222 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,904 - Okay, I'll eat my words, but watch this. 223 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,339 ♪ Too many people living in this world 224 00:13:26,373 --> 00:13:30,510 ♪ Wonder what's gonna kill them all 225 00:13:31,544 --> 00:13:32,980 I made it on the board. 226 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,018 I don't think that counts. 227 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:41,989 Ooh. 228 00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:42,923 - Not bad at all. 229 00:13:42,956 --> 00:13:44,925 - That was pretty good. 230 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,067 - So, what the doctor say? 231 00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:55,936 - If you came with me you would know. 232 00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,605 - Come on, don't start this again. 233 00:13:58,638 --> 00:14:00,340 - I know, I'm sorry. 234 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:05,612 The doctor said that there's no problem with your parts. 235 00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,415 Some couples just can't conceive. 236 00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,420 - Okay, so what do we do now? 237 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,322 - Well we're not entirely out of options, 238 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:19,492 we can keep trying, we can adopt, we can get a surrogate. 239 00:14:21,494 --> 00:14:25,098 - Surrogacy, I get to have sex with her, right? 240 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,132 - Yeah. 241 00:14:27,134 --> 00:14:28,135 And medically she's required to be 242 00:14:28,168 --> 00:14:30,037 a 19 year old cheerleader. 243 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:32,639 - Yeah, you know, doctors are so smart. 244 00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,275 Come here, hey, hey. 245 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:39,412 Look, I know I talk a lot, okay, but... 246 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,982 - Look, there are worse things in life than ejaculating 247 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:44,217 into a cup while watching porn. 248 00:14:44,251 --> 00:14:47,487 - Well I do that now, just not into a cup. 249 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,191 - Well, we can make a sex tape if you want. 250 00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:58,231 - Or we could find a girlfriend and have a threesome 251 00:14:58,265 --> 00:15:01,268 for a while, until she gets pregnant. 252 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:03,203 - Very funny. 253 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,405 - No, you can pick the girl. 254 00:15:05,438 --> 00:15:08,108 - Oh, you're so considerate. 255 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,444 Okay, how about that one. 256 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:26,393 - I'll see if she's interested. 257 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:27,995 - Keep dreaming, tutz. 258 00:15:28,028 --> 00:15:31,965 If you touch any of these girls, I'll kill you. 259 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,435 - Okay, sounds good. 260 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,170 Have a good time tonight. 261 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,071 See you at 2:00. 262 00:15:38,105 --> 00:15:39,105 5:00. 263 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,182 - What was that about? 264 00:15:49,216 --> 00:15:50,250 - Oh my god, do you think Bill told her? 265 00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:54,521 - Not a chance, Bill practically lives in secrecy. 266 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:57,724 Lucky bitch. 267 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,260 - Lucky? 268 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,063 Okay look, her husband is cheating on her. 269 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:05,232 He spends every possible moment in this shitty bar. 270 00:16:05,265 --> 00:16:06,466 - Hey! 271 00:16:06,499 --> 00:16:11,138 - I'm sorry, I love you very much but this is a shitty bar. 272 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:13,406 What the hell do you see in him? 273 00:16:13,440 --> 00:16:17,344 - Hello, he's got looks, and charm, and brains, 274 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:20,313 and yeah, he's really, really cute. 275 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:26,219 - And I thought I had low standards. 276 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:27,654 - He's got a wife. 277 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:33,360 And she's gone so go talk to him. 278 00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,261 - I will. 279 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:39,232 I will, geez, just give me a... 280 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,134 Just give me a minute. 281 00:16:52,279 --> 00:16:54,447 - Hey, you think Sandra's hot? 282 00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,116 - Yeah, she's all right. 283 00:16:56,149 --> 00:16:57,750 - Would you bang her? 284 00:16:57,784 --> 00:16:59,252 - Are you serious? 285 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,821 - Oh come on, it's a simple man to man question. 286 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,456 - Dude, you're a sex addict. 287 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,258 - Yeah, maybe. 288 00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,359 No come on, seriously, there's gotta be somebody 289 00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:08,261 that you're interested in. 290 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:09,429 Oh, Karen? 291 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,597 - Mmm hmm. 292 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,531 - Jackie, Jackie, Jackie wants your ass. 293 00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:12,499 I'm hooking you up with Jackie, 294 00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:14,667 I'm gonna give her your number. 295 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,539 - You a lefty? 296 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,573 - Look, don't change the subject, okay? 297 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:21,674 I'm hooking you up with Jackie. 298 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,642 - No. 299 00:17:22,675 --> 00:17:23,510 - Yes. 300 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,543 - No. 301 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:28,847 - Assholes. 302 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:32,519 - Oh, and there's Fernando. 303 00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:36,156 - Dude, calm down, it's not even a big deal. 304 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,559 - He fired me, I've never been fired from a job before. 305 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,728 - You'll find another job. 306 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,303 - A government job's supposed to be secure. 307 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:54,574 - Look, just don't do anything stupid, all right? 308 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:55,575 It's only a job. 309 00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,310 - Just a job? 310 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,545 Let me tell you something, 311 00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:01,214 if I see my boss, I will murder him. 312 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:04,584 - Whatever you say, bro. 313 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:05,617 Let's go. 314 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,588 - His hair never moves. 315 00:18:08,621 --> 00:18:09,689 - Did you say he looked nice? 316 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,224 - No, I said he... 317 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,293 - What was that, what was that? 318 00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,761 - He made me look twice to see if it was him. 319 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,862 - Oh, right, right, made me look twice, 320 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,298 his hair looks nice, right? 321 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:20,267 - What's up, dude? 322 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,368 - Hey, what's up man? 323 00:18:21,401 --> 00:18:22,235 - I'm Craig. 324 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,269 - Bill. 325 00:18:23,903 --> 00:18:25,138 - Hey, Tyler. 326 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:27,740 - What's that? 327 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,909 You shake like my grandma, dude. 328 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:30,877 - Fernie! 329 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:32,212 - Don't call me that, man. 330 00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,246 - Oh come on, lighten up, geez. 331 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,814 - Not today man. 332 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:39,186 - All right, let's just throw some darts, all right? 333 00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:42,322 - Well I saw Tammy pulling out of here. 334 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:44,491 - Yeah, she was here a little bit ago. 335 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:46,193 - What, she's not gonna stay? 336 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,561 - No, she went to checkout some new cocktail bar 337 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:49,796 with her friends. 338 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:52,632 - What, aren't we her friends? 339 00:18:52,665 --> 00:18:54,634 - So anyway, listen up, check this out. 340 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:58,238 Okay, so this guy who's engaged to be married, 341 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:02,242 and he's always had the hots for his fiance's sister. 342 00:19:02,275 --> 00:19:03,243 Look at this guy? 343 00:19:03,276 --> 00:19:07,414 So one day, they're home alone and as the sister 344 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,517 keeps, you know, kind of flirting with him 345 00:19:10,550 --> 00:19:11,651 because she knows that he's got the hots for her, right? 346 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,420 It's written all over his face. 347 00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:17,224 So she says to him, "I know that you have the hots for me, 348 00:19:17,257 --> 00:19:20,927 "and I know that you're not married yet to my sister, 349 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,330 "I'll have sex with you one time, 350 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:25,565 "and I promise that nobody else will find out. 351 00:19:25,598 --> 00:19:28,935 "We'll go upstairs right now and we'll do this." 352 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,036 And so he hears this and he's tripping out, 353 00:19:30,069 --> 00:19:32,639 he's like, you know, sweating, his heart's beating. 354 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,809 So he follows her upstairs, gets to the top, 355 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,579 all of a sudden spins around, shoots down the steps, 356 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:41,348 busts out the front door. 357 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:43,316 When he gets out there, the whole families out there, 358 00:19:43,350 --> 00:19:46,719 soon to be wife, mom, dad, cousins, aunts, and uncles, 359 00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,321 everybody. 360 00:19:48,355 --> 00:19:51,758 Future father in law comes up to him, embraces him, 361 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:56,296 he says son, congratulations, you passed the test. 362 00:19:56,329 --> 00:19:59,466 Welcome to the family, you're the one. 363 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:03,570 What's the moral to the story, boys? 364 00:20:03,603 --> 00:20:04,737 - Don't cheat. 365 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:09,309 - Always leave the condoms in the car. 366 00:20:12,412 --> 00:20:13,246 Yeah? 367 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:13,913 - Yes, dude? 368 00:20:13,946 --> 00:20:14,781 - Right, you with me? 369 00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:15,648 - I was with you, man. 370 00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,682 - Nothing? 371 00:20:22,622 --> 00:20:24,957 - You need a drink, let's go. 372 00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,969 - Tyler and I would like the usual. 373 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:39,339 - Piss beer, got it. 374 00:20:39,372 --> 00:20:42,275 - I make no apologies for my taste. 375 00:20:42,309 --> 00:20:43,476 Fernie. 376 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:44,977 - I told you to stop calling me that. 377 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,746 Yeah, I'll have another. 378 00:20:46,779 --> 00:20:47,980 - Craig? 379 00:20:48,014 --> 00:20:50,417 - Give me some Pink's Jackpot Vodka shot. 380 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,420 - Ooh, vodka and energy drink, good man, good man. 381 00:20:53,453 --> 00:20:54,921 That's actually Sandra's favorite drink too. 382 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,423 You mind sending one over to her? 383 00:20:56,456 --> 00:20:58,758 - Well Sandra just had ginger ale before, 384 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:01,628 and she's not drinking, apparently. 385 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,029 - Why not? 386 00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:06,633 - I don't know, why don't you ask her yourself? 387 00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:08,000 - I will be back. 388 00:21:10,737 --> 00:21:11,671 - Last night. 389 00:21:11,704 --> 00:21:12,704 - Yeah, man. 390 00:21:22,482 --> 00:21:23,550 - Is Karen sitting here? 391 00:21:23,583 --> 00:21:24,517 - No, she's in the bathroom. 392 00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:25,852 She'll probably be a while. 393 00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:26,885 It's fine. 394 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:34,561 - What, just ginger ale? 395 00:21:34,594 --> 00:21:36,896 - Bill, do you care about me? 396 00:21:36,929 --> 00:21:39,932 - Do fish fly, do zebras have spots? 397 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,004 - Why was Tammy pointing at me? 398 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:49,876 - Oh yeah, I said that we should have a threesome to 399 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,744 get you pregnant, but I think that twosome would 400 00:21:51,778 --> 00:21:52,612 probably work just... 401 00:21:52,645 --> 00:21:53,680 - I'm pregnant. 402 00:22:01,454 --> 00:22:03,456 - Oh my god, is it mine? 403 00:22:05,091 --> 00:22:08,060 - Yeah, it's yours, and I'm keeping it. 404 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:10,430 So you have to tell Tammy. 405 00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:14,100 - I will, I will. 406 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:16,969 - Don't blow me off, okay. 407 00:22:17,003 --> 00:22:20,039 When are you gonna tell her? 408 00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,441 - Soon. 409 00:22:21,474 --> 00:22:23,743 - I want you to tell her tonight. 410 00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:26,679 - Okay, I will, I will. 411 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,115 - Okay, shake on it. 412 00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:33,386 - What are we cowboys or something? 413 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,021 I said I'd handle it. 414 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,161 - Now you're committed. 415 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:44,397 - What a wonderful word. 416 00:22:47,934 --> 00:22:49,569 Hey, hey! 417 00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,602 - Hey, that's not funny. 418 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:58,778 You're freaking me out, man. 419 00:22:58,811 --> 00:23:00,112 - I'm in trouble, man. 420 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,146 - What, how? 421 00:23:02,515 --> 00:23:04,451 - Can I tell you a secret? 422 00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:05,117 - Yeah. 423 00:23:05,151 --> 00:23:06,919 - This is big. 424 00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:07,954 - Mine is more important, man. 425 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:10,056 - I'm losing my shit right now. 426 00:23:10,089 --> 00:23:13,192 - I got Sandra pregnant. - I got fired. 427 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:14,694 - What happened? 428 00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,765 - You got her pregnant. 429 00:23:18,798 --> 00:23:20,467 - Don't tell Tammy. 430 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,736 - Shit, man. 431 00:23:23,770 --> 00:23:26,038 - Yeah, she said she wants to keep it, what do I do? 432 00:23:26,072 --> 00:23:27,173 - That means you gotta keep it. 433 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:30,009 - Oh really, is that what that means? 434 00:23:32,779 --> 00:23:35,515 - Well look, you're gonna have to tell 435 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,684 the wife eventually, right? 436 00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:38,885 Now you have a reason. 437 00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:41,053 - You know what, the universe can suck it. 438 00:23:41,087 --> 00:23:43,890 The universe hates me, the universe is ruining my life. 439 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:45,157 - Come on, I wouldn't talk that way about the universe 440 00:23:45,191 --> 00:23:46,759 right now, come on. 441 00:23:46,793 --> 00:23:48,194 - You know when Tammy finds out, she's gonna kill me. 442 00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,328 She's gonna literally kill me. 443 00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:50,997 She's gonna find me at night, she's gonna duct tape me 444 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,632 and slit my throat. 445 00:23:52,665 --> 00:23:55,234 - She's a crazy bitch but she's not gonna kill you. 446 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,137 - No, you've really seen the tip of the iceberg, man. 447 00:23:58,170 --> 00:23:59,539 Tammy is psycho. 448 00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,140 Okay, why do you think I'm still with her? 449 00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:05,512 Shit, I wanted to leave her after six weeks of marriage. 450 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:10,617 Besides, I told Sandy that I'd tell Tammy tonight. 451 00:24:11,618 --> 00:24:12,885 - Well look, um, 452 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:20,960 do you want me to tell her? 453 00:24:20,993 --> 00:24:21,894 - What... 454 00:24:21,928 --> 00:24:23,563 - No, no, think about it. 455 00:24:23,596 --> 00:24:26,265 If you tell her, she'll probably kill you. 456 00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:29,235 But if I tell her, she'll get mad I kept a secret 457 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:32,972 for a week, or maybe she'll be calmer next time you see her. 458 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:34,206 - Is that right? 459 00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:36,976 Or she'll put a bullet in my head the second she finds out. 460 00:24:44,150 --> 00:24:45,518 - Let's do this! 461 00:24:45,552 --> 00:24:47,920 Can I get another shot of Mr. Pink Jackpot? 462 00:24:47,954 --> 00:24:49,756 - Might wanna pace yourself there, big guy. 463 00:24:49,789 --> 00:24:51,624 You don't wanna finish early. 464 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,026 - Hey baby, I'm always the last one to finish. 465 00:24:54,060 --> 00:24:56,996 Usually when the other racers have finished two, 466 00:24:57,029 --> 00:24:58,698 three times. 467 00:24:58,731 --> 00:25:01,634 - I'd rather finish myself I think. 468 00:25:01,668 --> 00:25:04,937 - Hey doll, it's way more fun to finish together. 469 00:25:04,971 --> 00:25:07,206 Come on, we could do it right now. 470 00:25:07,239 --> 00:25:11,578 You, me, that little bathroom over there, come on. 471 00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:15,214 - You're not even close to being my type. 472 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,016 - What's your type, huh? 473 00:25:17,049 --> 00:25:18,818 The shaman of sexy? 474 00:25:18,851 --> 00:25:21,220 The midnight delight? 475 00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,591 Come on, what could be more your type, baby girl? 476 00:25:24,624 --> 00:25:27,727 - Uh, someone with an IQ in the triple digits, 477 00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:29,629 who doesn't smell or look like he just stepped out 478 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,565 of a Hollister store, like Tyler. 479 00:25:32,599 --> 00:25:35,167 - You're way out of luck on that one, baby. 480 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,036 Boy Tyler likes girls like Karen, 481 00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:40,773 you know blonde, big tits, tiny waist. 482 00:25:41,708 --> 00:25:43,242 - Gee, thanks Craig. 483 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:47,647 - Why don't you come to the bathroom with me? 484 00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:49,882 Introduce me to the twins. 485 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,118 Hey, I'd be happy to kiss the girls. 486 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:55,087 - No one wants to go to the bathroom with you Craig, okay? 487 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,056 What's wrong with all these guys? 488 00:25:57,089 --> 00:25:58,758 Why are you wearing two shirts? 489 00:25:58,791 --> 00:26:00,292 - Because it's cool. 490 00:26:01,828 --> 00:26:04,831 - If I wanted them kissed, I'd kiss them myself. 491 00:26:04,864 --> 00:26:06,032 - Prove it. 492 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:07,333 - Not literally. 493 00:26:08,701 --> 00:26:11,070 - Karen, if they really wanted you kissing them, 494 00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:13,673 they wouldn't be staring at me. 495 00:26:13,706 --> 00:26:16,242 - Oh my God, he's such a douche. 496 00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:18,945 - And you're a bitch. 497 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,049 - Look man, Sandra would probably kill you 498 00:26:23,082 --> 00:26:24,016 if you don't do it. 499 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,050 - Yeah. 500 00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:28,888 God, look I'm... 501 00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,358 Look, you're a good friend, I'm sorry, 502 00:26:32,391 --> 00:26:33,760 I didn't mean to make this all about me. 503 00:26:33,793 --> 00:26:36,195 This whole job thing must be eating you up. 504 00:26:37,163 --> 00:26:39,065 Do you need anything from me? 505 00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,168 - Just focus on you, brother, this is some heavy stuff. 506 00:26:44,203 --> 00:26:47,907 Come on, let's go back inside, we'll get some drinks. 507 00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:49,241 Come on. 508 00:26:50,242 --> 00:26:53,946 ♪ Working people, they fear 509 00:26:56,749 --> 00:27:00,720 ♪ What, hey, I ain't your bitch 510 00:27:02,755 --> 00:27:04,090 Hey, what you reading Ty Ty? 511 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:05,858 - Hey, easy, come on. 512 00:27:05,892 --> 00:27:07,359 - Ooh, what a secret, huh? 513 00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,862 Come on, you can trust me. 514 00:27:09,896 --> 00:27:12,298 We used to sell investigations for the FBI. 515 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:13,299 - Are you drunk? 516 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:14,667 It's what, it's not even... 517 00:27:14,701 --> 00:27:15,735 - Nah, nah, I'm just getting started. 518 00:27:15,768 --> 00:27:17,136 Come on, what's this all about? 519 00:27:17,169 --> 00:27:19,338 - I'll tell you later, I've got an announcement to make. 520 00:27:19,371 --> 00:27:21,440 - Okay, whatever, just let me know if you need to talk. 521 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:25,011 - Well I appreciate that, Bill, that's really nice. 522 00:27:25,044 --> 00:27:27,947 Listen, Craig and Jackie, what's the deal there? 523 00:27:27,980 --> 00:27:28,881 - Craig? 524 00:27:28,915 --> 00:27:30,850 - Yeah, the muscular gentleman. 525 00:27:30,883 --> 00:27:33,285 - Who knows, I heard last summer he got a DUI, 526 00:27:33,319 --> 00:27:34,887 he shouldn't even be here. 527 00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,956 - Like I'm gonna miss the last night at Mr. Phils? 528 00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,925 Come on, this is my spot. 529 00:27:38,958 --> 00:27:41,761 - It could be your last if you're not careful. 530 00:27:41,794 --> 00:27:43,896 - Make me my drink, woman, okay? 531 00:27:43,930 --> 00:27:46,799 What are you a cop or a bartender? 532 00:27:50,202 --> 00:27:51,738 - What are you, a creamsicle? 533 00:27:51,771 --> 00:27:54,040 - You want the stick? 534 00:27:54,073 --> 00:27:56,809 - What, Popsicle sticks aren't even big. 535 00:27:56,843 --> 00:27:58,778 - Well mine's a jumbo. 536 00:27:58,811 --> 00:28:00,346 - It's a fudgicle. 537 00:28:00,379 --> 00:28:02,915 - If that's what you're into. 538 00:28:03,816 --> 00:28:06,052 - Oh, okay, you're into Jackie? 539 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:06,919 - Yeah. 540 00:28:06,953 --> 00:28:08,054 - Yeah? 541 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,088 - Yeah. 542 00:28:13,259 --> 00:28:14,761 Easy. 543 00:28:14,794 --> 00:28:16,262 - Ow, ow, relax man, you're hurting my shoulder. 544 00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:17,897 - Don't touch the hair. 545 00:28:17,930 --> 00:28:21,233 - Damn, geez, where'd you learn that Bruce Lee shit? 546 00:28:21,267 --> 00:28:23,069 - My father taught me. 547 00:28:23,102 --> 00:28:27,239 Craig and Jackie, seriously, are they together? 548 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:28,207 - What, together? 549 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:29,141 - Yeah. 550 00:28:29,175 --> 00:28:30,977 - No, no, in Craig's dreams, 551 00:28:31,010 --> 00:28:32,979 if he's smart enough to even have one. 552 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,180 - All right, good. 553 00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,448 - So you want me to set it up with Jackie? 554 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:38,851 - No, no, I don't want that, I'm perfectly capable... 555 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:39,886 - Come on, I got your back, I'll handle it. 556 00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:40,753 - No. 557 00:28:40,787 --> 00:28:41,420 - Yeah. 558 00:28:41,453 --> 00:28:42,288 - No. 559 00:28:42,321 --> 00:28:43,222 - Yes. 560 00:28:43,255 --> 00:28:44,090 - Bill, don't, don't do this. 561 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,792 Don't, don't, don't. 562 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:48,027 Um, shit, he's going there. 563 00:28:52,398 --> 00:28:54,033 - What? 564 00:28:54,066 --> 00:28:55,868 - Tyler's into you. 565 00:28:55,902 --> 00:28:57,069 - You're lying. 566 00:28:57,103 --> 00:28:57,904 - No, he told me to come over here and 567 00:28:57,937 --> 00:28:59,238 talk to you for him. 568 00:28:59,271 --> 00:29:00,472 - Why are you telling me? 569 00:29:00,506 --> 00:29:03,309 It's not like you're a good guy or anything. 570 00:29:03,342 --> 00:29:05,244 - Look, I know I have my faults, all right? 571 00:29:05,277 --> 00:29:08,380 But I always stick up for my friends. 572 00:29:11,884 --> 00:29:14,787 There's always one guy in a bar who knows everybody, 573 00:29:14,821 --> 00:29:16,288 and everything that's going on. 574 00:29:26,899 --> 00:29:29,168 - After everything I've done for you! 575 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:41,513 - You know I've come here every Friday night since 1997, 576 00:29:41,547 --> 00:29:43,549 when Mr. Phil opened up. 577 00:29:45,885 --> 00:29:50,022 And a little piss ant like you ain't gonna ruin my streak. 578 00:29:50,056 --> 00:29:52,458 Hey Jackie, bring me my usual. 579 00:29:55,161 --> 00:29:56,161 Are we clear? 580 00:29:58,430 --> 00:29:59,430 - Yes, yes. 581 00:30:00,599 --> 00:30:01,599 - Saloom. 582 00:30:19,485 --> 00:30:21,320 - You're a dead man. 583 00:30:37,369 --> 00:30:39,972 I was just thinking about you. 584 00:30:42,241 --> 00:30:43,509 Yeah, he's here. 585 00:30:44,610 --> 00:30:46,946 He's talking to her a lot. 586 00:30:48,647 --> 00:30:50,582 I really wanna see you. 587 00:30:51,918 --> 00:30:53,252 Oh, I don't know. 588 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:58,224 I don't think tonight's the right night. 589 00:30:58,257 --> 00:31:00,426 No, no, I do wanna see you. 590 00:31:03,695 --> 00:31:06,398 Will you dress up for me again? 591 00:31:08,935 --> 00:31:12,604 No, baby please, no, you should not come here. 592 00:31:16,976 --> 00:31:21,047 Okay, if you're sure it can't wait, I'll be here. 593 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:24,683 Yeah, yeah. 594 00:31:24,716 --> 00:31:25,716 Okay, bye. 595 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:02,021 - What's up buddy? 596 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:03,322 - What's up bro? 597 00:32:04,523 --> 00:32:06,592 Not much, how's it going? 598 00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:13,499 - Is that the blond from the baseball game? 599 00:32:13,532 --> 00:32:14,700 - Hmm? 600 00:32:14,733 --> 00:32:16,568 - You don't have to tell me, if you want a gorgeous blond, 601 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,671 Karen's tits are a whole other level. 602 00:32:21,307 --> 00:32:25,444 - Nah man, I dropped that blonde a long time ago. 603 00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:26,712 - So who was on the phone? 604 00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,614 - It's just some dude. 605 00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:31,517 - What dude? 606 00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:32,718 A telemarketer? 607 00:32:32,751 --> 00:32:35,687 - No, some guy, getting work done on the car, 608 00:32:35,721 --> 00:32:37,256 just boring shit. 609 00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:42,061 - Hmm, you ride a motorcycle. 610 00:32:42,094 --> 00:32:45,331 - I know, exactly, I'm getting tired of the bike, 611 00:32:45,364 --> 00:32:47,133 it's time to take the car out of the garage. 612 00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,068 - Okay then, man, sometimes you just wanna relax 613 00:32:49,101 --> 00:32:51,670 in some AC on the commute, right? 614 00:32:54,773 --> 00:32:57,609 What about, how come you didn't take it to Larry? 615 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,211 What, he's not good enough for you? 616 00:32:59,245 --> 00:33:02,381 - Larry's fine, I just needed something special, 617 00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,316 this guy's good with rims. 618 00:33:04,350 --> 00:33:05,384 - You mean like rim jobs? 619 00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,788 - Maybe if you gave more rim jobs. 620 00:33:09,821 --> 00:33:13,159 - Oh, no, don't tell me about your deep dark secrets, 621 00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,393 all right, guy? 622 00:33:50,296 --> 00:33:53,299 - Well, speaking of secrets, 623 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:56,435 you thought about what you're gonna say to Tammy? 624 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,404 - I don't know, it's just something 625 00:33:58,437 --> 00:33:59,538 you can't really rehearse, you know? 626 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:02,341 So I figured I'd just kind of wing it. 627 00:34:02,374 --> 00:34:03,442 - I feel you. 628 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,747 - All right, let's assume for argument sake 629 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:11,750 that I thought you telling her was an okay idea. 630 00:34:11,783 --> 00:34:12,783 - Yeah. 631 00:34:13,852 --> 00:34:16,388 - About doing it? 632 00:34:16,422 --> 00:34:18,290 - Well you told Sandra you'd tell Tammy tonight. 633 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:22,228 - Yeah, I'm speaking hypothetically, I know what I said. 634 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,062 - Well, I don't know. 635 00:34:26,132 --> 00:34:28,700 It seems like you should invite me over for dinner. 636 00:34:28,734 --> 00:34:29,835 - To my place? 637 00:34:29,868 --> 00:34:32,771 - Yeah, your conflict, your place. 638 00:34:32,804 --> 00:34:34,440 - Okay. 639 00:34:34,473 --> 00:34:37,309 - Okay, you send me the invite, 640 00:34:37,343 --> 00:34:38,844 Tammy makes my favorite dish, 641 00:34:38,877 --> 00:34:42,181 lemon chicken and roasted mushrooms. 642 00:34:42,214 --> 00:34:44,316 - Good enough, sounds a little lightweight but 643 00:34:44,350 --> 00:34:46,585 I'm still listening. 644 00:34:46,618 --> 00:34:49,655 - And that's it, I tell her over dinner. 645 00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,257 It's not gonna be easy, 646 00:34:51,290 --> 00:34:53,692 it certainly makes you look like a pansy. 647 00:34:53,725 --> 00:34:55,261 - Yeah, I'm not really concerned about that, all right? 648 00:34:55,294 --> 00:34:57,696 I just don't wanna hurt her. 649 00:34:57,729 --> 00:35:00,666 - Wait, you actually care about her? 650 00:35:02,168 --> 00:35:05,471 - Yeah, I'm not a complete asshole, all right? 651 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:09,875 So you think it will work? 652 00:35:09,908 --> 00:35:11,910 - Well I'm not sure, but I think it'll get us 653 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,747 through that experience that will get you killed by Tammy. 654 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,383 - Well, I like it. 655 00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:22,221 - Yeah? 656 00:35:22,254 --> 00:35:23,655 You wanna take some time to think it over? 657 00:35:23,689 --> 00:35:25,891 Maybe when you haven't had a few drinks? 658 00:35:25,924 --> 00:35:28,760 - I'm the same sober as I am drunk. 659 00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,462 Sounds like a plan. 660 00:35:31,830 --> 00:35:34,400 - And what about Sandy? 661 00:35:34,433 --> 00:35:36,235 - I'll run it by her. 662 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:43,409 And I'll send Karen over for you. 663 00:35:43,442 --> 00:35:44,442 - Wonderful. 664 00:35:45,277 --> 00:35:46,445 - What sarcasm from Fernie? 665 00:35:50,749 --> 00:35:52,518 Karen, can I steal Sandy away from you for a moment, 666 00:35:52,551 --> 00:35:55,687 please, I promise I'll be forever yours. 667 00:35:55,721 --> 00:35:57,689 - But promise me to never call me baby. 668 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,458 - Whatever it takes. 669 00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,729 Okay, here me out for a second. 670 00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:05,397 - This doesn't feel good. 671 00:36:05,431 --> 00:36:08,534 - Okay, Fernie and I have decided that it'd be best 672 00:36:08,567 --> 00:36:10,236 if he told Tammy. 673 00:36:10,269 --> 00:36:11,303 - Him, wait, why him? 674 00:36:11,337 --> 00:36:12,338 - Shh! 675 00:36:12,371 --> 00:36:14,406 Lower your voice, okay? 676 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:15,841 - Explain. 677 00:36:15,874 --> 00:36:17,809 - Okay, well he's my best friend and he's known Tammy 678 00:36:17,843 --> 00:36:19,811 for a long time so we figured that it'd be best 679 00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:22,681 if he told Tammy, that way I could avoid being murdered. 680 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,583 - If she's gonna kill you, she's gonna kill you. 681 00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:26,418 What difference does it make? 682 00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,954 - You are remarkably callus about my death. 683 00:36:28,987 --> 00:36:30,656 - You promised you'd tell her tonight. 684 00:36:30,689 --> 00:36:32,691 - We've been married for four years, okay? 685 00:36:32,724 --> 00:36:34,960 I can't just throw that away. 686 00:36:34,993 --> 00:36:38,697 - Bill, sweetheart, do you love me? 687 00:36:38,730 --> 00:36:40,266 - Do I... 688 00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:42,768 Yeah, that's why this is such a big deal. 689 00:36:42,801 --> 00:36:45,471 - Are you attracted to me? 690 00:36:45,504 --> 00:36:46,472 - Yeah. 691 00:36:46,505 --> 00:36:47,873 - Like, sexually? 692 00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,543 - Yeah, that's what I mean. 693 00:36:51,577 --> 00:36:52,978 - Mmm hmm, say it. 694 00:36:54,313 --> 00:36:56,715 - Baby, I am so attracted to you. 695 00:36:57,849 --> 00:37:00,586 Your heart, it's your tender heart. 696 00:37:01,553 --> 00:37:04,456 - Make love to me, right now. 697 00:37:04,490 --> 00:37:09,295 - What, like right now, like on this table right now? 698 00:37:09,328 --> 00:37:10,328 - Bathroom. 699 00:37:11,563 --> 00:37:12,931 - Okay. 700 00:37:12,964 --> 00:37:14,966 - You still find me sexy even though I'm pregnant? 701 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:17,903 - Our baby is the most important thing in my life. 702 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,005 - That's the man I fell in love with. 703 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,740 Five minutes, okay? 704 00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:30,316 - Give me the usual. 705 00:37:30,349 --> 00:37:31,483 - In a minute. 706 00:37:31,517 --> 00:37:32,351 - I got it. 707 00:37:32,384 --> 00:37:34,753 - Bill, there you are. 708 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:36,388 Weren't you supposed to talk to me about something? 709 00:37:36,422 --> 00:37:38,590 - Wait, no, wait, not right now, I'm busy, 710 00:37:38,624 --> 00:37:39,525 talk to Karen. 711 00:37:39,558 --> 00:37:40,726 - Busy with what, drinking? 712 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:42,661 - No, Sandy wants the D right now. 713 00:37:42,694 --> 00:37:44,630 - This Karen chick is an idiot. 714 00:37:44,663 --> 00:37:46,332 - Not even close to my problem, all right? 715 00:37:46,365 --> 00:37:47,533 Besides, look at her tits. 716 00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,302 - You do still want me to help you with Tammy, don't you? 717 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:51,737 - Come on man, give me five minutes. 718 00:37:51,770 --> 00:37:52,904 - Five minutes. 719 00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:54,072 - Five. 720 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,374 - You're fast. 721 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:57,476 - Only when I have to be. 722 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:00,812 - I'm starting the clock. 723 00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:14,626 - Wait, did you put the sign on the door? 724 00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:15,494 - Hmm? 725 00:38:15,527 --> 00:38:16,362 - The sign? 726 00:38:16,395 --> 00:38:17,796 - Yeah, of course. 727 00:38:20,699 --> 00:38:23,435 - Oh God, I wanted you bad. 728 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:24,102 - We got two minutes. 729 00:38:24,135 --> 00:38:25,937 - Wait, what? 730 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,540 - Take it slow, baby. 731 00:38:28,574 --> 00:38:29,574 - Two minutes. 732 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,415 It's been like three seconds. 733 00:38:38,484 --> 00:38:40,085 - You turn me on so much. 734 00:38:40,118 --> 00:38:41,687 - Really? 735 00:38:41,720 --> 00:38:42,720 - Uh huh. 736 00:38:50,562 --> 00:38:51,562 - Hey Jack. 737 00:38:53,131 --> 00:38:56,468 Bring me those crosswords, will ya? 738 00:39:20,826 --> 00:39:22,594 - Who cares if there was no weapons of mass destruction. 739 00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:25,130 We brought down a dangerous dictator. 740 00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:27,499 - That depends, dangerous to whom? 741 00:39:27,533 --> 00:39:28,600 - Whom, whom? 742 00:39:30,902 --> 00:39:32,738 How you learn to talk like that, girl? 743 00:39:32,771 --> 00:39:35,774 - I'm sorry, am I supposed to be an idiot with nice tits? 744 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:39,478 - No, I'm sorry about that, I was just being an idiot. 745 00:39:39,511 --> 00:39:41,146 - Yeah, well a lot of guys don't like girls 746 00:39:41,179 --> 00:39:42,548 to use their brains. 747 00:39:42,581 --> 00:39:44,483 - No, you really shouldn't do that. 748 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:47,686 You're turning me on with all this intellectual shit. 749 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:48,854 - Are you hitting on me? 750 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,657 - I swear, if Bill and Sandra weren't in 751 00:39:51,690 --> 00:39:52,691 that bathroom right now. 752 00:39:52,724 --> 00:39:53,892 - Come on. 753 00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:56,562 - What, who better to go back there with? 754 00:39:56,595 --> 00:39:58,997 What, is Craig more your type? 755 00:40:03,134 --> 00:40:04,135 - Hey, baby. 756 00:40:05,471 --> 00:40:06,838 - Hi. 757 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:09,140 - I was just admiring your skirt, what's your name? 758 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,075 - Leela. 759 00:40:10,108 --> 00:40:11,108 - Leela! 760 00:40:11,910 --> 00:40:13,845 I love the way you put your L's together. 761 00:40:13,879 --> 00:40:15,013 - You're cute. 762 00:40:15,046 --> 00:40:16,214 - Thanks. 763 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,117 So about that skirt, is it a space skirt? 764 00:40:19,150 --> 00:40:22,120 Because I'd love to dock on Uranus. 765 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:27,459 Hate to see you go but love to watch you leave. 766 00:40:29,194 --> 00:40:31,663 - Peach schnapps, really? 767 00:40:31,697 --> 00:40:33,098 - For Tyler maybe. 768 00:40:34,132 --> 00:40:36,201 Okay, I can see that. 769 00:40:36,234 --> 00:40:39,638 But it looks like Jackie's got dibs on him, so. 770 00:40:39,671 --> 00:40:40,671 - So, what? 771 00:40:41,940 --> 00:40:42,874 I'm supposed to sleep with you 772 00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:45,210 due to process of elimination? 773 00:40:45,243 --> 00:40:46,678 God forbid I'm here just to have a good time 774 00:40:46,712 --> 00:40:47,946 with my friends, huh? 775 00:40:47,979 --> 00:40:50,582 I must need to hook up someone tonight. 776 00:40:50,616 --> 00:40:52,083 - Girl, all those syllables. 777 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,585 - God, whatever. 778 00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:57,589 - No, you shouldn't have sex with me out 779 00:40:57,623 --> 00:40:59,024 of process of elimination, 780 00:40:59,057 --> 00:41:00,826 you should have sex with me because you know I could 781 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:02,928 make you, you know. 782 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:04,530 - Fall asleep. 783 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:08,099 - No, the opposite, I can make you come real hard. 784 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:09,968 - Oh my God, that's horrible, 785 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,570 that can't actually work on anyone. 786 00:41:12,804 --> 00:41:13,972 - All right, you have your doubts, 787 00:41:14,005 --> 00:41:15,941 but a week from now you'll be stalking me. 788 00:41:15,974 --> 00:41:18,710 Outside of my apartment with binoculars on. 789 00:41:18,744 --> 00:41:20,879 - Okay, that sounds like a restraining order, 790 00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,080 doesn't it? 791 00:41:22,113 --> 00:41:23,248 - Don't knock it until you try it. 792 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:24,482 - Oh my God. 793 00:41:25,551 --> 00:41:28,720 - Ladies, you're just in time. 794 00:41:28,754 --> 00:41:30,556 You got two free tickets to ride on the Craig train, 795 00:41:30,589 --> 00:41:31,957 non stop to pound town. 796 00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,859 All aboard, toot toot! 797 00:41:34,726 --> 00:41:35,927 - You're gross! 798 00:41:37,028 --> 00:41:38,530 - So just you then? 799 00:41:38,564 --> 00:41:39,564 - Ew, die. 800 00:41:40,866 --> 00:41:42,033 - Gosh. 801 00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:44,269 - Whatever baby, once we get married it will 802 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:46,905 just all be part of our story. 803 00:41:47,973 --> 00:41:49,240 Target acquired. 804 00:41:59,084 --> 00:42:03,054 - You know what really just turned me on? 805 00:42:03,088 --> 00:42:04,222 - My enormous member? 806 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,594 - No, I was thinking about our future. 807 00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,030 - Yeah? 808 00:42:12,063 --> 00:42:13,264 - Yeah, we're gonna have like a huge house, 809 00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:17,636 and lots of kids, and a huge wedding and Christmas parties. 810 00:42:17,669 --> 00:42:20,338 - Hold on, hold on, hold on a second. 811 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:21,371 - What? 812 00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,612 - Look, let's take on thing at a time. 813 00:42:29,615 --> 00:42:30,982 - Wait, what do you mean? 814 00:42:31,016 --> 00:42:33,785 Like we just had sex, I mean, if you call it that. 815 00:42:33,819 --> 00:42:35,854 - Okay, there's a lot to... 816 00:42:35,887 --> 00:42:38,123 It's not that simple, it's not that easy. 817 00:42:40,626 --> 00:42:43,595 - Hey, hey, come on, can we talk? 818 00:42:43,629 --> 00:42:44,629 Sandy? 819 00:42:46,832 --> 00:42:47,833 - Oh my God. 820 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:49,768 - Ooh, baby. 821 00:42:49,801 --> 00:42:50,736 - Ooh, you are big. 822 00:42:50,769 --> 00:42:51,929 - That's right, girl for you. 823 00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,279 - Ah, okay, whoa guys,. 824 00:43:01,312 --> 00:43:02,748 - I know man, I lost track. 825 00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:03,749 Are you guys done? 826 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:04,816 - Almost. 827 00:43:04,850 --> 00:43:05,717 - We're you guys... 828 00:43:05,751 --> 00:43:06,852 - Uh huh. 829 00:43:06,885 --> 00:43:09,955 - What, are you gonna not talk to me? 830 00:43:09,988 --> 00:43:11,389 What, you're not gonna talk to me? 831 00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,224 - Well that depends on you. 832 00:43:13,258 --> 00:43:14,826 - Look, what do you want from me? 833 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:16,594 - You're an asshole. 834 00:43:17,295 --> 00:43:18,295 - Sandy! 835 00:43:19,998 --> 00:43:20,998 Sandra! 836 00:43:52,397 --> 00:43:54,065 What in god's name. 837 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:58,036 - That bad, huh? 838 00:44:01,472 --> 00:44:04,409 - Look at you, what's the occasion? 839 00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:06,978 - You like it? 840 00:44:09,180 --> 00:44:11,316 - Uh, yeah, like it, yeah. 841 00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:18,323 - I dress up for you, and you think you're hallucinating. 842 00:44:20,125 --> 00:44:23,194 - Come on babe, you're turning me on. 843 00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:28,299 - So this is what you want? 844 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:31,169 Me to dress like a whore? 845 00:44:31,202 --> 00:44:32,971 - You put the clothes on, I can't help myself. 846 00:44:33,004 --> 00:44:34,444 You're hot, that's why I married you. 847 00:44:43,148 --> 00:44:45,884 - God, those are bigger than I ever imagined. 848 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,919 - You've been fantasizing about me, huh? 849 00:44:47,953 --> 00:44:49,187 - Si Mamasita, Si. 850 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,823 - I can't stop staring at you. 851 00:44:53,191 --> 00:44:57,195 - You haven't looked at me like that since Cabo. 852 00:45:04,102 --> 00:45:05,336 What! 853 00:45:05,370 --> 00:45:08,139 - No hey, wait, wait, no! 854 00:45:08,173 --> 00:45:09,173 Get off! 855 00:45:11,409 --> 00:45:13,711 What is going on in here! 856 00:45:14,946 --> 00:45:16,848 Get off him, you whore! 857 00:45:18,917 --> 00:45:19,917 Bitch! 858 00:45:21,086 --> 00:45:23,021 - Whoa, whoa, hey, hey! 859 00:45:24,289 --> 00:45:26,257 - Yes, kill each other! 860 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:30,228 Cat fight! 861 00:45:40,438 --> 00:45:41,506 - Stop, stop! 862 00:45:43,842 --> 00:45:45,176 Stop! 863 00:45:45,210 --> 00:45:47,212 - Ow, god damn it, Bill! 864 00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:51,116 - What the hell is wrong with you guys? 865 00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:54,019 It's our last night, holy shit. 866 00:45:54,052 --> 00:45:57,055 - If you ever touch me again, I will kill you! 867 00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:59,224 - She's a god damn psycho. 868 00:46:00,358 --> 00:46:02,527 - And how dare you touch her. 869 00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:05,296 She's probably carrying diseases. 870 00:46:05,330 --> 00:46:07,332 - Okay, why do you even care who he sleeps with? 871 00:46:07,365 --> 00:46:09,100 - That's a good question. 872 00:46:09,134 --> 00:46:12,303 - Because he's my husbands best friend, 873 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:14,139 and he's a bad influence. 874 00:46:14,172 --> 00:46:16,174 - Okay, that literally makes no sense. 875 00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,977 And you put your hands on a pregnant lady. 876 00:46:19,010 --> 00:46:20,278 - You're pregnant? 877 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,213 With Fernando's baby? 878 00:46:22,247 --> 00:46:24,415 - Sandra's pregnant, and it's Bill's. 879 00:46:28,319 --> 00:46:29,787 So suck on that. 880 00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:34,092 - It's not true. 881 00:46:35,460 --> 00:46:36,461 - It's true. 882 00:46:38,897 --> 00:46:40,565 - How could you, Bill? 883 00:46:42,533 --> 00:46:43,869 - Look, I was gonna tell you tonight, 884 00:46:43,902 --> 00:46:46,337 I just found out about the pregnancy. 885 00:46:46,371 --> 00:46:48,206 - Are you in love with her? 886 00:46:48,239 --> 00:46:50,175 - Look, Tammy, we've been having problems, 887 00:46:50,208 --> 00:46:53,044 and not being able to get pregnant. 888 00:46:53,078 --> 00:46:54,345 - Do you not love me anymore? 889 00:46:59,217 --> 00:47:00,585 - We have a lot to discuss. 890 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,055 - Oh yeah, you mean you have a lot to answer for. 891 00:47:04,089 --> 00:47:05,590 - You know, hold on. 892 00:47:05,623 --> 00:47:09,394 Why'd you act like a lunatic just now? 893 00:47:09,427 --> 00:47:11,629 - I have to gather my thoughts. 894 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:13,031 - No, I don't think so, 895 00:47:13,064 --> 00:47:14,399 why do you care who Fernie bangs? 896 00:47:14,432 --> 00:47:16,467 And don't tell me because he's a bad influence. 897 00:47:16,501 --> 00:47:18,603 - I am not the one who's in trouble here. 898 00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,205 - No Tammy, hey, come... 899 00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,572 - Leave me alone! 900 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:56,507 - Did you guys see the look in her eyes? 901 00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,944 I'm surprised we're all still alive. 902 00:47:58,977 --> 00:48:00,545 - You're telling me. 903 00:48:00,578 --> 00:48:01,947 - Did you see it, Ty? 904 00:48:01,980 --> 00:48:04,950 - I heard it, but I was talking to Jackie. 905 00:48:04,983 --> 00:48:06,417 - Jackie, Jackie, you're always talking to Jackie. 906 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:08,419 Listen guys, be warned, 907 00:48:08,453 --> 00:48:11,056 all women go crazy eventually. 908 00:48:12,157 --> 00:48:13,258 - To hit and quit. 909 00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:17,662 - I mean, it's not that bad, it's just a little cut. 910 00:48:17,695 --> 00:48:19,998 - A little cut, that's easy for you to say, 911 00:48:20,031 --> 00:48:21,232 you don't have a mark on you. 912 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:22,533 - Yeah, but I'm gonna have nightmares about 913 00:48:22,567 --> 00:48:24,402 that glare for weeks. 914 00:48:24,435 --> 00:48:27,372 - Dude, that is a crazy bitch. 915 00:48:27,405 --> 00:48:30,275 - Did you seriously have to tell her about me and Bill? 916 00:48:30,308 --> 00:48:32,177 And the baby, no less. 917 00:48:32,210 --> 00:48:35,080 - Look sweetie, I'm sorry, but the truth was 918 00:48:35,113 --> 00:48:36,347 going to come out anyway, 919 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,249 and that's a lot of pressure, 920 00:48:38,283 --> 00:48:41,419 and you know, the cork's gonna pop. 921 00:48:41,452 --> 00:48:42,452 - Yeah. 922 00:48:49,327 --> 00:48:51,929 - So come out with it, Fernie. 923 00:48:53,598 --> 00:48:54,699 Why'd Tammy lose her shit when she heard 924 00:48:54,732 --> 00:48:56,501 you were banging Karen? 925 00:48:56,534 --> 00:48:58,469 - Pretty obvious, dude. 926 00:49:00,538 --> 00:49:01,538 - Is it? 927 00:49:03,474 --> 00:49:06,211 - Come on, don't make me say it. 928 00:49:10,581 --> 00:49:13,651 Tammy's had a thing for me for years. 929 00:49:15,020 --> 00:49:17,322 You must've seen it. 930 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:20,725 - You know, I think a reaction like that's a little, 931 00:49:20,758 --> 00:49:22,127 a little much, huh? 932 00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:23,628 - Yeah, well you said it yourself. 933 00:49:23,661 --> 00:49:24,962 She's psycho. 934 00:49:39,810 --> 00:49:42,247 - Here we go again. 935 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:46,751 - What's wrong Alex, not used to men walking towards you? 936 00:49:46,784 --> 00:49:50,488 - If I were you, I would stop picking on me. 937 00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:54,259 - If I were you, I would stop picking on me. 938 00:49:59,364 --> 00:50:02,733 - Okay, what, I haven't even said anything yet. 939 00:50:02,767 --> 00:50:04,302 - Good job with the fight, Craig. 940 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,636 - What, huh? 941 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:07,238 - What, huh? 942 00:50:07,272 --> 00:50:09,774 You yelled out cat fight like some stupid frat boy. 943 00:50:09,807 --> 00:50:13,078 - I represent. 944 00:50:13,111 --> 00:50:14,279 Huh! 945 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:16,181 Come on baby, that's exactly what it was. 946 00:50:16,214 --> 00:50:19,184 Besides, I did way more than he did to break it up. 947 00:50:19,217 --> 00:50:21,286 - All right, I'm going on my break, you guys need anything? 948 00:50:21,319 --> 00:50:23,388 - No Jackie, I'm good, thank you. 949 00:50:23,421 --> 00:50:27,292 - I'm always good, but you all ready knew that. 950 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:29,360 - It never ends. 951 00:50:29,394 --> 00:50:32,230 - How'd you know girl, you ain't even seen it yet? 952 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:37,135 You get it, right? 953 00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:39,537 - Yeah, yeah, I got it. 954 00:50:39,570 --> 00:50:41,372 - Man, I'm the funniest guy here. 955 00:50:41,406 --> 00:50:44,475 - You're the funniest guy at the bar. 956 00:50:44,509 --> 00:50:45,643 - Only if you count the guys that are 957 00:50:45,676 --> 00:50:47,845 trying to be funny though. 958 00:50:47,878 --> 00:50:52,150 But I am the best looking, biggest catch at the bar. 959 00:50:52,183 --> 00:50:54,419 Like the Moby Dick of bros. 960 00:50:56,221 --> 00:50:58,689 I'm Broby Dick, that's awesome. 961 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:05,130 - You got nice cheekbones. 962 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,297 - Thanks, bro. 963 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:09,534 No really, that's awesome. 964 00:51:09,567 --> 00:51:11,436 You know, it takes a man who's real secure in his 965 00:51:11,469 --> 00:51:14,272 masculinity to compliment another mans looks. 966 00:51:14,305 --> 00:51:15,606 I respect that. 967 00:51:15,640 --> 00:51:17,442 - No, I'm not too shabby myself, 968 00:51:17,475 --> 00:51:21,546 so it's not like we're going to compete with each other. 969 00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,414 - Exactly, bro. 970 00:51:23,448 --> 00:51:27,585 I'm hot and you're hot, plenty enough of us to go around. 971 00:51:29,354 --> 00:51:31,522 - Well you're in good shape, I'll tell you that. 972 00:51:31,556 --> 00:51:33,124 - Thanks, man. 973 00:51:33,158 --> 00:51:36,461 Just a few hours in the gym each day, you know? 974 00:51:36,494 --> 00:51:38,163 We should go together. 975 00:51:38,196 --> 00:51:39,330 - Really? 976 00:51:39,364 --> 00:51:41,466 - Of course man, let's get that pump. 977 00:51:41,499 --> 00:51:42,433 - Yeah, we'll do that, we can do that. 978 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:45,836 - Yeah, it'll be great dude, it'll be awesome. 979 00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:49,840 - Um, now you and Jackie, is there something going on? 980 00:51:49,874 --> 00:51:50,741 - Oh, with her? 981 00:51:50,775 --> 00:51:51,775 - Yeah. 982 00:51:53,711 --> 00:51:57,382 - I mean, just your average guy meets girl, 983 00:51:58,783 --> 00:52:02,753 you know, then guy hits on girl, girl slaps boy. 984 00:52:04,889 --> 00:52:06,391 Rinse and repeat. 985 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:11,496 But one day, one day she'll realize that 986 00:52:11,529 --> 00:52:13,631 she wants the Craigster. 987 00:52:13,664 --> 00:52:15,166 - I can see that. 988 00:52:16,434 --> 00:52:18,436 - I mean, you did see the way she referenced 989 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:19,504 my love muscle. 990 00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:21,206 - Yeah, we all did. 991 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:27,878 - Okay, I can't, I'm pulling your dick, bro. 992 00:52:27,912 --> 00:52:29,914 She can't stand me at all. 993 00:52:36,721 --> 00:52:39,924 I have seen her checking you out though. 994 00:52:39,957 --> 00:52:41,259 - Well I don't know about all that. 995 00:52:41,292 --> 00:52:42,660 - I do, bro, I seen it! 996 00:52:42,693 --> 00:52:43,794 - Really? 997 00:52:43,828 --> 00:52:46,697 - Yeah man, you could tap that ass. 998 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:49,834 What's stopping you? 999 00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:51,569 - I'm not like you. 1000 00:52:52,703 --> 00:52:55,740 - You know what, I'll be your mentor, 1001 00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:57,775 and your best bro. 1002 00:52:57,808 --> 00:53:00,478 I will be your Brobi Wan Kenobi. 1003 00:53:01,579 --> 00:53:04,549 - And I could be your Luke Guywalker. 1004 00:53:06,751 --> 00:53:07,818 - It's a start. 1005 00:53:07,852 --> 00:53:09,987 No, I mean, it's your first time. 1006 00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:10,855 - That was my first one. 1007 00:53:10,888 --> 00:53:11,722 - Exactly. 1008 00:53:11,756 --> 00:53:12,690 - They'll get better. 1009 00:53:12,723 --> 00:53:15,460 - We'll have plenty more. 1010 00:53:37,348 --> 00:53:39,584 - Oh my goodness, I'm sorry. 1011 00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,652 - No, it's okay, I'm finished. 1012 00:53:41,686 --> 00:53:42,587 - I'll wait outside. 1013 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:44,755 - Don't be silly, come in. 1014 00:53:45,856 --> 00:53:46,856 - Jackie. 1015 00:53:49,026 --> 00:53:52,330 - Oh my God, Tyler, do I really have to throw myself at you 1016 00:53:52,363 --> 00:53:53,731 to get you to notice me? 1017 00:53:53,764 --> 00:53:56,601 - We just talked for half an hour at the bar, I... 1018 00:53:56,634 --> 00:54:00,738 - Tyler, I want you, I've wanted you for weeks. 1019 00:54:00,771 --> 00:54:02,707 You're always the best dressed guy in the bar. 1020 00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:04,675 - Thank you, thank you. 1021 00:54:06,377 --> 00:54:09,647 - Come on, I'm on break for 15 minutes. 1022 00:54:09,680 --> 00:54:12,383 - No, this is not a good idea, Jackie. 1023 00:54:12,417 --> 00:54:13,951 - Oh, what's wrong? 1024 00:54:13,984 --> 00:54:14,984 You nervous? 1025 00:54:16,354 --> 00:54:17,488 Don't worry, I'll take care of you. 1026 00:54:17,522 --> 00:54:20,291 - No, yes, very, very nervous, yes. 1027 00:54:20,325 --> 00:54:21,526 - You wanna go back to my place? 1028 00:54:21,559 --> 00:54:22,960 We can relax properly? 1029 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:25,696 - Jackie, I'm not interested. 1030 00:54:25,730 --> 00:54:26,564 - I don't get it. 1031 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:28,399 - It's not you. 1032 00:54:28,433 --> 00:54:29,066 - What, you're married? 1033 00:54:29,099 --> 00:54:30,099 - No, God. 1034 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,470 - Don't you like me? 1035 00:54:32,503 --> 00:54:34,572 - Yes Jackie, I like you very much. 1036 00:54:34,605 --> 00:54:36,006 - I mean, my breasts aren't bad either, right? 1037 00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:37,408 I've been told they're pretty fantastic. 1038 00:54:37,442 --> 00:54:39,410 - They're awesome, they're beautiful. 1039 00:54:39,444 --> 00:54:41,512 Please put them away. 1040 00:54:41,546 --> 00:54:43,714 - I don't believe you. 1041 00:54:43,748 --> 00:54:47,385 - It's not you, Jackie, it's nothing personal. 1042 00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,987 - What, you like somebody else, Karen, Sandy? 1043 00:54:50,020 --> 00:54:51,021 - No, oh no. 1044 00:54:52,590 --> 00:54:55,760 - They're pretty hot, dude, I'd do them. 1045 00:54:55,793 --> 00:54:56,627 - I should go. 1046 00:54:56,661 --> 00:54:57,795 - No, I'll go. 1047 00:54:59,430 --> 00:55:01,932 I mean, you've gotta pee, right? 1048 00:55:03,100 --> 00:55:04,469 - Jackie, give me that back. - What's this? 1049 00:55:04,502 --> 00:55:05,370 - Jackie! 1050 00:55:05,403 --> 00:55:07,338 - Wait, stop screaming! 1051 00:55:08,506 --> 00:55:11,108 - Oh my God, it's a suicide note! 1052 00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:13,544 Tyler, you need to call a hotline. 1053 00:55:13,578 --> 00:55:16,447 I knew it, you had to be depressed. 1054 00:55:16,481 --> 00:55:18,549 - It's not a suicide note. 1055 00:55:18,583 --> 00:55:21,752 - You're not alone, we're here with you. 1056 00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:23,388 - Give me the note, Jackie. 1057 00:55:23,421 --> 00:55:25,790 - You have so much to live for, to throw it all away. 1058 00:55:25,823 --> 00:55:26,857 - We're gonna get you help. - I don't wanna die! 1059 00:55:26,891 --> 00:55:28,092 I don't wanna die! 1060 00:55:28,125 --> 00:55:30,795 - Nobody wants you to, you're loved. 1061 00:55:30,828 --> 00:55:31,762 - You're not listening to me, Jackie. 1062 00:55:31,796 --> 00:55:33,531 - I'm not gonna stand by and let this happen. 1063 00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:37,101 - Jackie, I like me, okay, I like me, I'm gay! 1064 00:55:37,134 --> 00:55:39,103 It's not you, it is me. 1065 00:55:44,074 --> 00:55:45,074 - Wow. 1066 00:55:52,683 --> 00:55:56,821 Okay, okay, well everything makes so much more sense. 1067 00:55:56,854 --> 00:55:58,789 You could've told me this three weeks ago. 1068 00:55:58,823 --> 00:55:59,990 - Well nobody knows. 1069 00:56:00,024 --> 00:56:04,795 My aunt knows, I told her I'd kill her if she told anyone. 1070 00:56:04,829 --> 00:56:07,798 - That's overreacting a little bit. 1071 00:56:07,832 --> 00:56:09,400 Wait, are you threatening me? 1072 00:56:09,434 --> 00:56:12,102 - No, and tonight was the night I was coming out, 1073 00:56:12,136 --> 00:56:14,038 and I was nervous and I just wrote some stuff down, 1074 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:15,773 and that's the note. 1075 00:56:15,806 --> 00:56:18,142 That's what that note is. 1076 00:56:18,175 --> 00:56:21,045 - Aw, that takes a lot of courage. 1077 00:56:23,914 --> 00:56:25,683 And I am relieved because if you were straight 1078 00:56:25,716 --> 00:56:28,586 and rejected me, I'd probably binge on ice cream 1079 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:30,455 for the next two weeks. 1080 00:56:30,488 --> 00:56:31,689 - Be right there with you, 1081 00:56:31,722 --> 00:56:32,923 there's another secret that's not in the note. 1082 00:56:32,957 --> 00:56:34,492 - Oh. 1083 00:56:34,525 --> 00:56:36,894 - Well I come up here every night to see Craig. 1084 00:56:40,665 --> 00:56:41,799 - Wow. 1085 00:56:41,832 --> 00:56:43,434 - Are you kidding? 1086 00:56:45,570 --> 00:56:48,539 Okay, I'm sorry, is my mascara running? 1087 00:56:48,573 --> 00:56:50,441 - No, it looks good. 1088 00:56:50,475 --> 00:56:51,976 - I'm not laughing at you, I promise. 1089 00:56:52,009 --> 00:56:55,045 But maybe finally now, Craig will get some action. 1090 00:56:56,681 --> 00:56:58,916 - Not even now, I'd never talked to him until tonight, 1091 00:56:58,949 --> 00:56:59,917 he's kind of an ass. 1092 00:56:59,950 --> 00:57:01,786 - Uh yeah, no kidding. 1093 00:57:03,488 --> 00:57:04,855 - Could you do me a favor? 1094 00:57:04,889 --> 00:57:09,059 Don't tell anyone until I make my announcement, okay? 1095 00:57:09,093 --> 00:57:10,661 - Cross my heart. 1096 00:57:12,196 --> 00:57:14,799 You're a really sweet guy, Tyler. 1097 00:57:14,832 --> 00:57:15,833 Last chance. 1098 00:57:17,034 --> 00:57:21,205 - I'm good, and you're pretty, and all of that is awesome, 1099 00:57:21,238 --> 00:57:22,507 but you know. 1100 00:57:24,174 --> 00:57:26,744 - Okay, I'll leave it alone but if you ever want to 1101 00:57:26,777 --> 00:57:30,147 experiment, you know where to find me. 1102 00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,116 - But that in the bank. 1103 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,560 - Holy shit, bro, bro, bro! 1104 00:57:43,828 --> 00:57:46,664 Hey, you did not just hit that? 1105 00:57:46,697 --> 00:57:47,532 - Hit what? 1106 00:57:47,565 --> 00:57:48,833 - Jackie man! 1107 00:57:48,866 --> 00:57:50,234 Dude I saw her coming out of the bathroom, 1108 00:57:50,267 --> 00:57:53,571 fixing her jacket and her apron. 1109 00:57:53,604 --> 00:57:57,207 Dude, the sign, I know what you did! 1110 00:57:57,241 --> 00:58:01,145 - Yeah, it was great Craig, she had long breasts. 1111 00:58:01,178 --> 00:58:02,747 - Long tits? 1112 00:58:02,780 --> 00:58:06,751 No shit, like how long though, like out here? 1113 00:58:06,784 --> 00:58:09,019 - Like long, erect nipples. 1114 00:58:10,555 --> 00:58:12,623 - Okay, awesome, did she? 1115 00:58:14,759 --> 00:58:16,060 Come on, did she? 1116 00:58:18,629 --> 00:58:21,599 You know, the face, the... 1117 00:58:23,801 --> 00:58:25,002 Yeah, she did! 1118 00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,171 Yeah, I know she did, yes! 1119 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:31,008 Oh dude, I'm not jealous or anything man. 1120 00:58:31,041 --> 00:58:33,510 I have a really healthy ego. 1121 00:58:35,145 --> 00:58:37,982 Man, honestly I'd like some advice. 1122 00:58:38,015 --> 00:58:40,618 Like what's your secret, bro? 1123 00:58:40,651 --> 00:58:42,152 - Just be yourself. 1124 00:58:47,958 --> 00:58:49,326 - What? 1125 00:58:49,359 --> 00:58:52,296 - Don't what us, you just had sex with Tyler, didn't you? 1126 00:58:52,329 --> 00:58:53,329 - Oh, stop. 1127 00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:57,101 - Oh my god girl, you don't cover up well at all. 1128 00:58:57,134 --> 00:58:58,736 - No, we didn't, I swear. 1129 00:58:58,769 --> 00:59:01,305 We were in there together and we just talked. 1130 00:59:01,338 --> 00:59:02,773 - What you talk about, huh? 1131 00:59:02,807 --> 00:59:04,174 His favorite position? 1132 00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:08,679 - No, I swear to god, we talked about authenticity. 1133 00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:09,847 - You are full of shit. 1134 00:59:09,880 --> 00:59:11,782 - So what's he like? 1135 00:59:11,816 --> 00:59:14,051 - Is his dick as big as I imagined? 1136 00:59:14,084 --> 00:59:16,787 - Guys, I can't really get into this right now. 1137 00:59:16,821 --> 00:59:18,923 - So it was like straight, or is it crooked? 1138 00:59:18,956 --> 00:59:20,057 Because sometimes when it's crooked it 1139 00:59:20,090 --> 00:59:21,959 just hits that little spot, you know. 1140 00:59:21,992 --> 00:59:25,329 - Oh my God, we literally just talked. 1141 00:59:25,362 --> 00:59:28,232 Trust me, it will make sense later. 1142 00:59:28,265 --> 00:59:32,136 - It's hard to talk with a dick in your mouth. 1143 00:59:33,638 --> 00:59:34,638 - You guys. 1144 00:59:39,209 --> 00:59:43,748 Um, we've been friends for a long time, right? 1145 00:59:43,781 --> 00:59:46,216 - Oh shit, who did you do? 1146 00:59:46,250 --> 00:59:49,654 - No one, no, I just wanted to get everybody together 1147 00:59:49,687 --> 00:59:52,657 and just talk about something that has been on my mind 1148 00:59:52,690 --> 00:59:53,958 for a long time. 1149 00:59:55,092 --> 00:59:56,827 And I thought it'd be easier if I just had 1150 00:59:56,861 --> 00:59:57,995 everyone together. 1151 00:59:58,028 --> 01:00:01,131 - Well come on, come on, out with it, man. 1152 01:00:02,800 --> 01:00:04,068 - Guys, I'm gay. 1153 01:00:09,974 --> 01:00:12,710 - Yeah, awesome, so what do you wanna talk to us about? 1154 01:00:12,743 --> 01:00:14,244 - That's not really news there, man. 1155 01:00:14,278 --> 01:00:15,780 - Yeah, we've known for a while. 1156 01:00:15,813 --> 01:00:16,947 - What? 1157 01:00:16,981 --> 01:00:18,148 What are you talking about? 1158 01:00:18,182 --> 01:00:20,250 I've got every chick here wanting me. 1159 01:00:20,284 --> 01:00:21,752 You guys are telling me who to have sex with, 1160 01:00:21,786 --> 01:00:25,055 and new positions, and drawing diagrams. 1161 01:00:27,692 --> 01:00:28,392 - Come on man, any other guy would've been banging 1162 01:00:28,425 --> 01:00:29,359 Jackie for years, all right. 1163 01:00:29,393 --> 01:00:31,996 Plus you have a lilac. 1164 01:00:33,163 --> 01:00:35,666 - It's a kerchief, it's French. 1165 01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:36,967 - And tonight's the only night that you've drank 1166 01:00:37,001 --> 01:00:38,869 something other than white wine. 1167 01:00:38,903 --> 01:00:40,938 Plus we heard you screaming in the bathroom 1168 01:00:40,971 --> 01:00:42,006 four minutes ago. 1169 01:00:42,039 --> 01:00:43,039 - No? 1170 01:00:45,910 --> 01:00:48,045 - Scream what from the bathroom? 1171 01:00:48,078 --> 01:00:49,379 - Tyler's gay. 1172 01:00:49,413 --> 01:00:52,783 - Told you everything would make sense. 1173 01:00:58,122 --> 01:01:00,390 - Dude, you're awesome, bro. 1174 01:01:00,424 --> 01:01:02,259 - Yeah, thanks Craig. 1175 01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:05,229 - No, really, you're a true American hero. 1176 01:01:05,262 --> 01:01:06,931 Like GI Bro status. 1177 01:01:08,065 --> 01:01:09,734 First you're banging the snot out of Jackie in 1178 01:01:09,767 --> 01:01:12,302 the bathroom, and then you come over here and 1179 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:14,271 you tell us all that you're gay. 1180 01:01:15,339 --> 01:01:18,308 That's so good, I love you man. 1181 01:01:18,342 --> 01:01:21,846 - Well I appreciate that, Craig, that was nice. 1182 01:01:21,879 --> 01:01:23,047 - We didn't do anything Craig. 1183 01:01:23,080 --> 01:01:24,882 I mean, how did you become so thick? 1184 01:01:24,915 --> 01:01:25,915 - That's what she said. 1185 01:01:27,084 --> 01:01:28,285 - Okay, you guys are crazy. 1186 01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:29,920 - Tyler, we're really proud of you. 1187 01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:31,355 - Thank you. 1188 01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:34,792 - You know, you're brave, and if you ever wanna like 1189 01:01:34,825 --> 01:01:37,795 experiment maybe, like tag team me, a couple guys 1190 01:01:37,828 --> 01:01:40,998 or something, you know where to find me. 1191 01:01:41,031 --> 01:01:43,968 - Well that is not out of question. 1192 01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:48,939 - You know, it took a lot of guts, you're awesome. 1193 01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:52,142 - You are awesome, thank you. 1194 01:01:52,176 --> 01:01:54,111 - Sorry about the big surprise. 1195 01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:55,980 - Ah, it's all right, what are you gonna do? 1196 01:01:56,013 --> 01:01:58,248 - At least something positive happened. 1197 01:01:58,282 --> 01:01:59,750 - I wanna thank you guys for sticking with me 1198 01:01:59,784 --> 01:02:03,453 and making this a little easier on me. 1199 01:02:03,487 --> 01:02:04,321 Thank you. 1200 01:02:04,354 --> 01:02:05,354 - Wait. 1201 01:02:07,792 --> 01:02:11,061 So, you're gay, you didn't tap that ass? 1202 01:02:13,397 --> 01:02:17,101 - No, Jackie's great but she's not my type. 1203 01:02:18,803 --> 01:02:20,470 - Okay, what is? 1204 01:02:20,504 --> 01:02:23,273 - I don't know, you finished drinking yet? 1205 01:02:23,307 --> 01:02:25,509 - Finished drinking? 1206 01:02:25,542 --> 01:02:28,012 I don't know, is it morning yet? 1207 01:02:28,045 --> 01:02:32,850 - Well have you ever had the flavor of a nice Pinot 1208 01:02:32,883 --> 01:02:33,883 in your mouth? 1209 01:02:35,552 --> 01:02:38,889 - No, actually, I'm not really a fan of white wine 1210 01:02:38,923 --> 01:02:41,458 but sure dude, I'll try anything once, you're buying. 1211 01:02:41,491 --> 01:02:42,893 - He's so easy. 1212 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:08,886 - Hey babe, how you doing? 1213 01:03:08,919 --> 01:03:10,054 You all right? 1214 01:03:11,421 --> 01:03:14,024 No, no, that is not a good idea, do not come here. 1215 01:03:14,058 --> 01:03:17,294 No, we can talk about it later! 1216 01:03:17,327 --> 01:03:19,263 I gotta go, I gotta go. 1217 01:03:20,397 --> 01:03:21,565 - Why so shady, brother? 1218 01:03:21,598 --> 01:03:23,167 What, you can't talk on the phone in front of your friends. 1219 01:03:23,200 --> 01:03:25,169 - That was Tammy, bro. 1220 01:03:25,202 --> 01:03:26,203 She's on her way back here. 1221 01:03:26,236 --> 01:03:27,171 - And she called you? 1222 01:03:27,204 --> 01:03:29,073 - Oh, she's gonna call you? 1223 01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:31,909 She wants to talk about it. 1224 01:03:31,942 --> 01:03:33,310 - Well that doesn't sound good. 1225 01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:37,014 - Yeah, you know her, there's no way of knowing. 1226 01:03:41,085 --> 01:03:45,222 - What they hell, she called you from the parking lot. 1227 01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,592 Why did you change? 1228 01:03:48,625 --> 01:03:50,160 - I told you not to come here. 1229 01:03:50,194 --> 01:03:51,528 You show up dressed like that. 1230 01:03:51,561 --> 01:03:53,163 - I need to talk to Bill. 1231 01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:55,199 - Tammy, you cannot tell him about us, all right? 1232 01:03:55,232 --> 01:03:56,366 He's all ready suspicious. 1233 01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:58,635 - I'm not losing my husband to that whore. 1234 01:03:58,668 --> 01:04:00,270 - All right, he's my best friend, I'm not losing that. 1235 01:04:00,304 --> 01:04:02,206 - You lost that as soon as you started banging his wife, 1236 01:04:02,239 --> 01:04:03,908 now didn't you? 1237 01:04:03,941 --> 01:04:06,043 - What are you gonna tell him? 1238 01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:08,212 - Oh, Fernie, it's none of your business. 1239 01:04:08,245 --> 01:04:09,446 - It is my business. 1240 01:04:09,479 --> 01:04:12,382 - Ah, don't worry about it. 1241 01:04:12,416 --> 01:04:15,652 I'll take care of it, just relax. 1242 01:04:15,685 --> 01:04:17,487 Hi Billy boy. 1243 01:04:17,521 --> 01:04:18,889 - Hey, sweetheart. 1244 01:04:18,923 --> 01:04:21,025 - We have a lot to discuss, don't we? 1245 01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:22,526 - Yeah, yeah we do. 1246 01:04:24,995 --> 01:04:26,263 Let's discuss how hot you look, 1247 01:04:26,296 --> 01:04:28,032 I've never seen you like this before. 1248 01:04:28,065 --> 01:04:31,035 Give me a hard on the size of Florida. 1249 01:04:31,068 --> 01:04:32,636 - You're as shallow as a kiddie wading pool. 1250 01:04:32,669 --> 01:04:36,640 Can you please just be a man for five seconds? 1251 01:04:36,673 --> 01:04:39,476 - I'll try, I can guarantee two or three. 1252 01:04:39,509 --> 01:04:42,412 - What about all this? 1253 01:04:42,446 --> 01:04:44,448 - Well we have options. 1254 01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,151 - Options, good, what are they? 1255 01:04:48,285 --> 01:04:51,055 - Uh, well one, we can just completely distance 1256 01:04:51,088 --> 01:04:55,259 ourselves from the whole situation and pay child support. 1257 01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:59,396 Two, we can accept the child into our lives. 1258 01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:02,032 Three, I can be in the child's life 1259 01:05:02,066 --> 01:05:05,235 and just not involve you at all. 1260 01:05:05,269 --> 01:05:08,672 Or four, Sandy could have an abortion, 1261 01:05:08,705 --> 01:05:10,607 but that would take a lot of persuading, 1262 01:05:10,640 --> 01:05:12,977 and I don't see that happening. 1263 01:05:13,010 --> 01:05:15,645 - Hmm, so in all four of these scenarios, 1264 01:05:15,679 --> 01:05:18,115 you and I stay together. 1265 01:05:18,148 --> 01:05:22,419 - Yeah, yeah, 100%, that's what we want, right? 1266 01:05:22,452 --> 01:05:24,521 So, what do you wanna do? 1267 01:05:26,256 --> 01:05:30,027 - Then I'll go with option two, we stay in the kids life, 1268 01:05:30,060 --> 01:05:31,595 we help raise it. 1269 01:05:31,628 --> 01:05:34,398 I mean, just because you're a real piece of work 1270 01:05:34,431 --> 01:05:37,701 doesn't mean the kid doesn't deserve a dad, right? 1271 01:05:37,734 --> 01:05:39,536 - Sounds like a plan. 1272 01:05:40,770 --> 01:05:42,039 I'll tell Sandy. 1273 01:05:42,072 --> 01:05:43,007 - No you won't. 1274 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:44,308 - I won't? 1275 01:05:44,341 --> 01:05:45,642 - I'll tell her. 1276 01:05:45,675 --> 01:05:47,477 - Of course. 1277 01:05:47,511 --> 01:05:49,413 - Where is she? 1278 01:05:49,446 --> 01:05:51,281 - I haven't seen her. 1279 01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:54,184 - Okay, well don't worry about it. 1280 01:05:54,218 --> 01:05:57,521 You just run off and play with your little friends, okay? 1281 01:06:09,133 --> 01:06:13,070 Sandra, may I have a word with you, please? 1282 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:14,638 - Yeah, okay, I don't think so. 1283 01:06:14,671 --> 01:06:17,241 You're lucky she's not in the hospital. 1284 01:06:17,274 --> 01:06:18,642 - Well, she's about to be in the hospital 1285 01:06:18,675 --> 01:06:23,080 having my husbands baby, so I think I deserve a word. 1286 01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:24,548 - Not now, they need to settle... 1287 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:28,085 - You know, I'm as cool as a cucumber, Karen. 1288 01:06:28,118 --> 01:06:29,319 The way I see it, the kid just doesn't deserve 1289 01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:30,754 to grow up without a dad, 1290 01:06:30,787 --> 01:06:34,158 so I suggest that you and I go somewhere privately, 1291 01:06:34,191 --> 01:06:36,426 and discuss the dynamics of our new family. 1292 01:06:36,460 --> 01:06:37,661 - All right. 1293 01:06:37,694 --> 01:06:40,664 Yeah, Karen, I'm willing to listen. 1294 01:06:40,697 --> 01:06:41,665 - Will you excuse us? 1295 01:06:41,698 --> 01:06:43,500 You know, Karen can stay here, 1296 01:06:43,533 --> 01:06:46,370 I think you and I should go to the bathroom, talk about it. 1297 01:06:46,403 --> 01:06:47,237 - Okay. 1298 01:06:47,271 --> 01:06:48,271 - Okay. 1299 01:06:50,474 --> 01:06:53,777 - I have to get over him anyways. 1300 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,513 - Are you really gonna be okay. 1301 01:07:19,669 --> 01:07:23,307 - Look, all things considered, I owe you an apology. 1302 01:07:23,340 --> 01:07:26,243 I've been sleeping with your husband and I'm sorry. 1303 01:07:26,276 --> 01:07:27,411 I know it was wrong. 1304 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,413 - Bro, what kind of bullshit is that? 1305 01:07:29,446 --> 01:07:30,814 - What? 1306 01:07:30,847 --> 01:07:32,782 - Options, I thought you were breaking up with her. 1307 01:07:32,816 --> 01:07:34,084 - What, I thought about it and I decided I 1308 01:07:34,118 --> 01:07:35,652 wanna stay alive. 1309 01:07:35,685 --> 01:07:38,622 Besides, she's started looking hotter over the last hour. 1310 01:07:38,655 --> 01:07:39,756 - Yeah, that's the magic of makeup and a tight dress. 1311 01:07:39,789 --> 01:07:40,857 Come on? 1312 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:41,825 - Something's gotta happen 1313 01:07:41,858 --> 01:07:42,792 and it's gotta happen soon. 1314 01:07:42,826 --> 01:07:44,594 - Guys, it's all ready been a night, all right? 1315 01:07:44,628 --> 01:07:46,830 And you're right, Tammy looks great. 1316 01:07:46,863 --> 01:07:48,498 - Look, if you ever decide to experiment on the straight 1317 01:07:48,532 --> 01:07:50,167 side, stay away from my wife, all right? 1318 01:07:50,200 --> 01:07:51,501 She's bad news. 1319 01:07:51,535 --> 01:07:53,470 - They're all bad news. 1320 01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:57,741 - Like I said, he knows everything. 1321 01:07:57,774 --> 01:08:00,477 I don't remember asking you to join us. 1322 01:08:00,510 --> 01:08:02,179 - Hey, I don't remember asking for all the shit 1323 01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:04,648 that happened neither, 1324 01:08:04,681 --> 01:08:08,518 because this is the one night I come here to relax. 1325 01:08:08,552 --> 01:08:10,720 - Well look man, none of us wanted this to happen. 1326 01:08:10,754 --> 01:08:13,823 - Well whatever happened, it happened 1327 01:08:14,824 --> 01:08:16,693 because you messed up. 1328 01:08:18,228 --> 01:08:20,297 - I oughta kick your ass. 1329 01:08:24,401 --> 01:08:28,138 - Fernando, you lost your job because you messed up. 1330 01:08:30,507 --> 01:08:33,643 Are you gonna buy me a drink? 1331 01:08:33,677 --> 01:08:35,779 And you're gonna shut up. 1332 01:08:39,416 --> 01:08:41,751 - Please give me a scotch. 1333 01:08:41,785 --> 01:08:44,454 - Pay attention, Bill, that's what a real man orders. 1334 01:08:52,929 --> 01:08:56,233 - You don't know who's who here, do you? 1335 01:08:56,266 --> 01:08:58,902 You don't even know who you really are. 1336 01:08:58,935 --> 01:08:59,869 - What the hell you talking about? 1337 01:08:59,903 --> 01:09:01,505 These are my best friends. 1338 01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:02,538 - Idiot. 1339 01:09:07,411 --> 01:09:11,548 You didn't figure out Tyler here was gay until now. 1340 01:09:12,816 --> 01:09:16,920 And Fernando, you keep insisting that you just speak 1341 01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:21,425 with your best friends wife privately. 1342 01:09:26,496 --> 01:09:27,496 Privately. 1343 01:09:30,334 --> 01:09:34,904 And Billy, you're just facing those little girls off in 1344 01:09:34,938 --> 01:09:37,541 there because you wanna save your own ass. 1345 01:09:37,574 --> 01:09:40,710 You wanna save your own little sorry ass. 1346 01:09:40,744 --> 01:09:43,447 - You're pretty quick to judge. 1347 01:09:43,480 --> 01:09:44,614 - Hey Billy, there's a lot of old sayings 1348 01:09:44,648 --> 01:09:47,817 written about guys just like you. 1349 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:49,386 - What old saying? 1350 01:09:49,419 --> 01:09:53,323 - Such as hell have no fury like a woman scorned. 1351 01:09:55,292 --> 01:09:56,693 - Yeah, I've heard it, so? 1352 01:09:56,726 --> 01:10:00,564 - Yeah, what do you think Tammy is doing with Sandra 1353 01:10:04,401 --> 01:10:08,472 in that room? 1354 01:10:09,973 --> 01:10:13,243 - Well, I'm not entirely blameless, 1355 01:10:13,277 --> 01:10:16,813 I've been having an affair with Fernando for months. 1356 01:10:16,846 --> 01:10:18,715 - Fernando, oh my God. 1357 01:10:21,017 --> 01:10:23,787 Okay, so that's why you ran into the bathroom and... 1358 01:10:23,820 --> 01:10:25,689 - There's more. 1359 01:10:25,722 --> 01:10:27,424 Bill and I've been trying to get pregnant since we got 1360 01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:30,394 married and nothing's worked until, 1361 01:10:31,695 --> 01:10:34,698 well, in a sick way hearing Bill got you pregnant 1362 01:10:34,731 --> 01:10:36,566 was almost a relief. 1363 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:38,268 - Because you know he's not sterile? 1364 01:10:38,302 --> 01:10:42,306 - No, because I'm pregnant with Fernando's baby. 1365 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,712 - Oh my God, you're kidding? 1366 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:54,651 Wow, I mean, I guess it's perfect, 1367 01:10:55,752 --> 01:10:58,922 everyone gets what they wanted. 1368 01:10:58,955 --> 01:11:03,259 - I just never, never planned for it to happen this way. 1369 01:11:04,594 --> 01:11:06,029 - Well I mean, life is what happens 1370 01:11:06,062 --> 01:11:07,431 when you're busy making other plans. 1371 01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:10,667 I mean, that's what they say, right? 1372 01:11:10,700 --> 01:11:14,871 - Yeah, it's just, it's just a lot to take in, okay. 1373 01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:16,806 - It's gonna be fine. 1374 01:11:16,840 --> 01:11:17,840 It will be fine. 1375 01:11:23,713 --> 01:11:25,382 - Everything won't be fine. 1376 01:11:25,415 --> 01:11:29,619 Why, we're both getting what we wanted, it will be perfect? 1377 01:11:29,653 --> 01:11:31,388 - Do you remember what I told you before, 1378 01:11:31,421 --> 01:11:33,557 last time we were in here? 1379 01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:38,895 I said if you touch me again, I would kill you. 1380 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:12,929 You've been picturing this perfect little life 1381 01:12:12,962 --> 01:12:15,365 where everything works out, 1382 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,768 but you can't have it. 1383 01:12:34,651 --> 01:12:36,352 - Bill, Bill, Bill! 1384 01:12:40,757 --> 01:12:41,825 Lay her down. 1385 01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,695 - What you do, what happened? 1386 01:12:47,631 --> 01:12:49,966 - Bill, this isn't about you. 1387 01:12:52,168 --> 01:12:55,038 Fernando, I'm carrying your child. 1388 01:13:04,180 --> 01:13:07,651 Why did I have to fall in love with you? 1389 01:13:16,159 --> 01:13:17,160 - Oh my God. 1390 01:13:25,068 --> 01:13:26,670 Our friendship didn't mean shit! 1391 01:13:26,703 --> 01:13:28,705 - I can explain, bro. 1392 01:13:39,583 --> 01:13:40,583 - Freeze! 1393 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:44,721 - Calm down, Bill. 1394 01:13:44,754 --> 01:13:46,055 - What's going on in here? 1395 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:47,791 - Boys, back it off, relax! 1396 01:13:47,824 --> 01:13:49,626 - Hey, get off of me. 1397 01:13:55,499 --> 01:13:56,933 - Hey, we'll take it from here. 1398 01:13:56,966 --> 01:13:58,935 Keep everything locked down, officers. 1399 01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:02,138 - Excuse me, who do you think you are? 1400 01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:04,140 - You were my best man. 1401 01:14:04,173 --> 01:14:05,809 - Someone need to do some explaining, 1402 01:14:05,842 --> 01:14:06,943 what's going on in here? 1403 01:14:06,976 --> 01:14:09,513 - Stand down, officers, we've got this. 1404 01:14:09,546 --> 01:14:10,647 - I need more than that, ma'am. 1405 01:14:10,680 --> 01:14:13,149 - Federal agent, we're good, thank you. 1406 01:14:13,182 --> 01:14:14,551 Thank you for coming in. 1407 01:14:14,584 --> 01:14:16,620 - You two want to get fired, Officer. 1408 01:14:16,653 --> 01:14:17,987 - No, ma'am. 1409 01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:19,088 - Then I suggest you call your god damn captain 1410 01:14:19,122 --> 01:14:21,858 and get on with doing my job. 1411 01:14:21,891 --> 01:14:25,261 - Gentlemen, I have your proof right here. 1412 01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:27,463 - Thank you, good work. 1413 01:14:38,942 --> 01:14:41,144 - Sit down, Fernando. 1414 01:14:44,280 --> 01:14:47,283 Have you ever heard of Shiam Simya? 1415 01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:49,519 - No, why should I give a shit about them? 1416 01:14:49,553 --> 01:14:51,187 - It sounds like Chinese or something. 1417 01:14:51,220 --> 01:14:54,290 - It's actually Russian, also known as MI7, 1418 01:14:54,323 --> 01:14:57,727 the biggest crime syndicate in the former Soviet Union. 1419 01:14:57,761 --> 01:14:59,262 - Were those the bastards that killed Tammy? 1420 01:14:59,295 --> 01:15:03,099 - Not quite, why don't you tell him, Fernando? 1421 01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:09,005 - I've got nothing to say. 1422 01:15:11,040 --> 01:15:12,776 - It's all in there. 1423 01:15:15,178 --> 01:15:17,018 - Your best buddy Fernando here was paid to be 1424 01:15:17,046 --> 01:15:19,649 the eyes and ears of the Muerto, 1425 01:15:19,683 --> 01:15:22,952 MI7's biggest rival in the heroin trade. 1426 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:25,955 - Geez, that's a lot of cash. 1427 01:15:25,989 --> 01:15:27,757 - Yeah man, my idiot dad decided he wanted 1428 01:15:27,791 --> 01:15:28,925 to buy a house with cash. 1429 01:15:28,958 --> 01:15:29,958 - Uh, okay. 1430 01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:33,963 - You're all dead. 1431 01:15:33,997 --> 01:15:35,765 - Everyone wanted to keep an eye on you, Bill. 1432 01:15:35,799 --> 01:15:38,134 Tammy was an agent for MI7, 1433 01:15:38,167 --> 01:15:41,037 assigned to keep an eye on you and Fernando. 1434 01:15:54,217 --> 01:15:55,118 - Was that Russian? 1435 01:15:55,151 --> 01:15:57,821 - Hey, yeah, I'm taking a class. 1436 01:16:00,289 --> 01:16:01,190 - I don't get it. 1437 01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:02,759 - It was all about Jacob, Bill, 1438 01:16:02,792 --> 01:16:04,193 everyone thought you were him. 1439 01:16:04,227 --> 01:16:07,030 - Jacob, no, they told me he died four years ago. 1440 01:16:07,063 --> 01:16:09,298 - He did, he took six bullets to the chest 1441 01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:11,167 but not everyone was convinced. 1442 01:16:23,246 --> 01:16:25,348 - He had a habit of posing as you, 1443 01:16:25,381 --> 01:16:29,318 an average, government employee, no threat to anyone. 1444 01:16:29,352 --> 01:16:31,955 - That doesn't make any sense, why would he do that? 1445 01:16:31,988 --> 01:16:34,323 - Because who knows what kind of secrets people spill 1446 01:16:34,357 --> 01:16:37,360 when they think nobody knows what they're talking about. 1447 01:16:37,393 --> 01:16:40,363 - In this case, the codes for the information satellite 1448 01:16:40,396 --> 01:16:43,967 that MI7 uses for their secure communication. 1449 01:16:44,000 --> 01:16:46,736 - Yeah, your brother was real close to cracking 1450 01:16:46,770 --> 01:16:48,772 those codes when he was killed. 1451 01:16:48,805 --> 01:16:50,707 Nobody knew how close he was, 1452 01:16:50,740 --> 01:16:52,341 and everybody wanted to know. 1453 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:55,812 So convenient information leak made the dealers think 1454 01:16:55,845 --> 01:16:58,181 that he was still alive and posing as you. 1455 01:16:58,214 --> 01:16:59,348 - We wanted to keep an eye on them, 1456 01:16:59,382 --> 01:17:01,284 and knew they'd be drawn to you. 1457 01:17:01,317 --> 01:17:02,986 - Ah great, so you used me as bait. 1458 01:17:03,019 --> 01:17:06,756 - Sometimes sacrifices must be made for the greater good. 1459 01:17:06,790 --> 01:17:08,658 - I know I shouldn't have voted for Bush. 1460 01:17:08,692 --> 01:17:10,293 - Actually, it was Clinton who authorized 1461 01:17:10,326 --> 01:17:13,697 the company for those types of calls. 1462 01:17:13,730 --> 01:17:14,730 - Bastards. 1463 01:17:15,598 --> 01:17:20,036 So, I don't get it, why did Tammy kill Sandy? 1464 01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:21,738 - Sandy was with the Sicilians. 1465 01:17:21,771 --> 01:17:23,272 - The Sicilians were also trying to get access 1466 01:17:23,306 --> 01:17:24,874 to that satellite. 1467 01:17:31,314 --> 01:17:32,314 - Sorry. 1468 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:44,093 - Oh, an Italian passport. 1469 01:17:49,298 --> 01:17:51,367 And they all thought that I had these codes? 1470 01:17:51,400 --> 01:17:53,803 - Still not sure you don't. 1471 01:17:53,837 --> 01:17:54,971 - Why didn't you just kill me? 1472 01:17:55,004 --> 01:17:58,041 - MI7 was afraid you had written down the codes somewhere, 1473 01:17:58,074 --> 01:18:00,176 and everybody else was afraid you hadn't. 1474 01:18:00,209 --> 01:18:02,145 - So every relationship that I've had for the past 1475 01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:04,447 four years has been a lie. 1476 01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:06,049 I need a god damn drink. 1477 01:18:06,082 --> 01:18:09,252 - Tyler was straight, not literally, 1478 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:11,921 but he wasn't an agent and neither was Craig. 1479 01:18:11,955 --> 01:18:14,057 You should just be happy that you're alive, pal. 1480 01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:15,391 Tammy was actually supposed to 1481 01:18:15,424 --> 01:18:18,327 kill you and Fernando tonight. 1482 01:18:18,361 --> 01:18:22,098 - It turns out she really did love you guys. 1483 01:18:23,900 --> 01:18:26,035 - So what about you three? 1484 01:18:27,370 --> 01:18:30,173 - Suzanne, Rafferty, and I, we're assigned to protect you, 1485 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:33,176 but we couldn't let you know. 1486 01:18:33,209 --> 01:18:34,209 - Hey, hey! 1487 01:18:35,378 --> 01:18:37,346 - Off me, get off me! 1488 01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:38,882 - For gods sakes. 1489 01:18:39,949 --> 01:18:41,350 Yeah, do it tight. 1490 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:45,388 - Okay, so what now? 1491 01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:49,425 - So now, your friend Fernando goes away for a while, 1492 01:18:49,458 --> 01:18:51,227 a long while. 1493 01:18:51,260 --> 01:18:54,798 And you go into witness protection. 1494 01:18:54,831 --> 01:18:55,832 - You're still a target, Bill. 1495 01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:58,234 We can't risk letting you go. 1496 01:18:59,836 --> 01:19:02,505 - I need a cigarette, anybody have a smoke? 1497 01:19:02,538 --> 01:19:05,308 - There's no smoking in here. 1498 01:19:05,341 --> 01:19:08,177 - Well can I go out for at least a minute, please? 1499 01:19:08,211 --> 01:19:12,849 - He's fine, I mean, there's cops everywhere. 1500 01:19:12,882 --> 01:19:13,882 - Here. 1501 01:19:19,989 --> 01:19:20,990 - Hey, Bill. 1502 01:19:22,425 --> 01:19:23,425 I'm sorry. 1503 01:19:32,168 --> 01:19:33,837 - All my friends were not my friends 1504 01:19:33,870 --> 01:19:35,204 and I was just the job to them. 1505 01:19:42,411 --> 01:19:44,413 But you are too. 1506 01:19:44,447 --> 01:19:46,182 Seriously, if you need me for anything, 1507 01:19:46,215 --> 01:19:47,550 I got your back, okay? 1508 01:19:54,290 --> 01:19:55,290 Relax. 1509 01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:38,501 It's finally over. 1510 01:21:22,311 --> 01:21:25,982 - Well hell, this is bigger than I thought. 1511 01:21:28,417 --> 01:21:29,417 Isn't it? 1512 01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:36,359 - Yeah, you were right about one thing. 1513 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:41,264 Everybody has secrets. 1514 01:21:47,503 --> 01:21:51,574 My secret, I took my dead twin brothers identity. 1515 01:21:51,607 --> 01:21:54,177 I had to, so I could survive. 1516 01:22:27,076 --> 01:22:30,446 The Russian family, MI7, wanted the codes very badly, 1517 01:22:30,479 --> 01:22:32,681 and would've stopped at nothing. 1518 01:22:32,715 --> 01:22:35,518 They sent Tammy, Karen, and Alex. 1519 01:23:04,113 --> 01:23:09,052 ♪ I'm gonna get to the bottom of this if it kills me 1520 01:23:11,187 --> 01:23:13,156 She left them a present. 1521 01:23:13,189 --> 01:23:17,326 ♪ We gonna shake our Grey away, you gonna heal me 1522 01:23:20,529 --> 01:23:24,467 ♪ And I'm gonna heal you. 1523 01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:28,137 - If I were you, I'd stop picking on me. 1524 01:23:28,171 --> 01:23:31,374 - If I were you, I'd stop picking on me. 1525 01:23:34,277 --> 01:23:38,414 ♪ Won't take long girl, you'll find I am unstoppable. 1526 01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,287 - We all want a perfect life, 1527 01:23:44,320 --> 01:23:48,257 but as Tammy said to Sandra, you can't have it. 1528 01:23:55,364 --> 01:23:59,502 ♪ Ever tasking standing at my door 1529 01:24:16,419 --> 01:24:20,556 ♪ Hands up, look like trouble, head right into us 1530 01:24:24,393 --> 01:24:27,363 ♪ Things are dangerous 1531 01:24:27,396 --> 01:24:31,534 ♪ Razor sharp little lady, move like I need an ambulance 1532 01:24:34,737 --> 01:24:38,107 ♪ For the way she cuts 1533 01:24:38,141 --> 01:24:42,545 ♪ this can't relax and 1534 01:24:42,578 --> 01:24:45,681 ♪ Like you've been touched before 1535 01:24:45,714 --> 01:24:48,451 ♪ Become up oh, oh 1536 01:24:48,484 --> 01:24:52,621 ♪ I risk I am unstoppable 1537 01:24:56,359 --> 01:24:59,228 ♪ Up above it all 1538 01:25:00,396 --> 01:25:04,500 ♪ Never had no love like this before 1539 01:25:09,805 --> 01:25:14,143 ♪ Never tasking standing there, my lord 1540 01:25:21,217 --> 01:25:25,354 ♪ In love, or so I thought, before 1541 01:25:32,528 --> 01:25:36,665 ♪ Ever chancing standing at my door