1 00:00:43,480 --> 00:00:44,959 That's me, Walter. 2 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,838 Where... Where'd you go? Oh, there you are! 3 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:49,753 I have the best life in the whole world. 4 00:00:51,800 --> 00:00:53,870 That's my brother, Gary. 5 00:00:54,040 --> 00:00:56,508 He's the best friend you could ever have. 6 00:00:57,600 --> 00:01:00,512 Yeah, I know what you're thinking. 7 00:01:00,680 --> 00:01:02,272 We could be twins. 8 00:01:02,840 --> 00:01:05,115 Here's where we live : Smalltown... 9 00:01:08,920 --> 00:01:11,275 ...the best town you could ever grow up in. 10 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:17,873 Gary and I did everything together. 11 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,037 And, as the years passed, my brother was always there for me. 12 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:35,590 I got it! Gary, throw me! Throw me! 13 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,113 Aaah! 14 00:01:38,240 --> 00:01:39,798 We were a great team. 15 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,633 - Nice job, Walter. - Thanks, Gary. 16 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,474 Oh, don't get me wrong. It's not perfect. 17 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:54,518 - That was so fun! - Nothing is. 18 00:01:54,680 --> 00:01:55,749 Sorry, kid. 19 00:01:55,920 --> 00:01:58,229 - I wanna do that again! - Come on. I'll ride with ya! 20 00:01:58,400 --> 00:01:59,628 Hurry up! 21 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:03,634 Even the sunniest days can have a few clouds in them. 22 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:11,596 Ride's bogus, anyway. Hey, wanna rent a video? 23 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:14,354 Yeah. Race you home! 24 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:18,593 And, well, that night sorta changed everything. 25 00:02:19,480 --> 00:02:23,712 It's The Muppet Show, with our very special guest star, Mr. Steve Martin! 26 00:02:24,920 --> 00:02:26,797 I found them... 27 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,628 ... The Muppets. 28 00:02:34,680 --> 00:02:37,672 I guess you could say I was their number one fan. 29 00:02:37,880 --> 00:02:42,317 Oh, Gary, it's an entire map of The Muppet Studios. 30 00:02:46,200 --> 00:02:48,077 And they made all the difference. 31 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:50,629 - Trick or treat! - Because from then on... 32 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:52,233 - Hey, guys. - Oh, hey, Gary. 33 00:02:52,440 --> 00:02:56,115 - Hey. - Hi-ho, guys. Yay! 34 00:02:58,760 --> 00:03:02,514 Is that Kermit the Frog? What is this, 1978? 35 00:03:02,680 --> 00:03:05,114 ...even on the worst days, I knew... 36 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:08,755 ...that as the years passed... 37 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:10,558 Cancel that last remark. 38 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:13,757 ...as long as there are singing frogs and joking bears... 39 00:03:16,080 --> 00:03:18,469 ...Swedish chefs and boomerang fish, 40 00:03:18,640 --> 00:03:22,315 the world can't be such a bad place after all. 41 00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:26,359 All right, good night, buddy. 42 00:03:26,560 --> 00:03:28,551 Oh, good night, Gary. 43 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:31,029 And as long as there are Muppets... 44 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,395 - ...for me... - ...hair-growing tonic. 45 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:38,437 ...there's still... 46 00:03:38,600 --> 00:03:41,034 ...hope. 47 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,069 Aaah. Bye-bye! 48 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,152 Somebody get him! 49 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,548 Animal. Hey, Animal, come on. The show's about to start. 50 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,790 Show! Show! 51 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:58,397 Hey, Walter, why don't you join us? 52 00:03:58,560 --> 00:04:00,118 Come on! 53 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:08,673 No! Wait! I want to be with you guys! Please let me in! 54 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,400 Kermit! 55 00:04:14,440 --> 00:04:15,953 Whoa! 56 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,348 Walter, are you OK, buddy? 57 00:04:17,520 --> 00:04:20,159 You're drenched in sweat. Did you have the dream again? 58 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:25,070 Ummm. No. Hey, so when are you guys leaving today? 59 00:04:25,280 --> 00:04:27,396 Oh, um, just a couple hours now. 60 00:04:27,560 --> 00:04:32,111 Oh, wow, Gary, I think it is so cool you're taking Mary to Los Angeles. 61 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,670 I can't believe you guys have been dating for ten years. 62 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:38,274 I know. Yeah, she wanted to do something special for this anniversary, 63 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,908 and she's always wanted to see Los Angeles, so... 64 00:04:41,080 --> 00:04:43,640 Hey, don't forget to send me a postcard from The Muppet Studios. 65 00:04:43,840 --> 00:04:46,673 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry. 66 00:04:46,840 --> 00:04:50,594 - I can't do that, Walter. - But, Gary... 67 00:04:50,760 --> 00:04:52,830 Because... you're coming with us! 68 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:56,231 Oh, Gary! 69 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:58,351 - But what about Mary? - She's fine. 70 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:02,672 - She said the more the merrier. - I... I don't know what to say! 71 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,991 The Muppet Studios are there, Gary. I can't believe this! 72 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:08,634 Better get a move on. We don't want to miss that bus! 73 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:12,588 No way! Who knows? Maybe Kermit will be there. 74 00:05:12,760 --> 00:05:14,512 I wouldn't get your hopes up, buddy. 75 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,069 The Muppets haven't put on a show together in years. 76 00:05:17,240 --> 00:05:19,834 I don't think they use the studios for anything but tours anymore. 77 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,434 Nah, I think that's just an Internet rumor. 78 00:05:22,600 --> 00:05:24,238 Like there's a country called Turkey. 79 00:05:24,400 --> 00:05:25,913 Walter, how many times do we have to go over this? 80 00:05:26,080 --> 00:05:28,071 - Turkey is a very real country. - Wow, Muppet Studios. 81 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:30,151 I can't believe it! 82 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:38,639 # Everything is great Everything is grand 83 00:05:38,800 --> 00:05:42,634 # I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand 84 00:05:42,800 --> 00:05:46,156 # Everything is perfect It's falling into place 85 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,830 # I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face 86 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:54,039 # Life's a happy song when there's someone by my side to sing along 87 00:05:57,320 --> 00:06:00,790 # When you're alone life can be a little rough 88 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,117 # It makes you feel like you're three foot tall 89 00:06:04,280 --> 00:06:08,239 # When it's just you Well, times can be tough 90 00:06:08,400 --> 00:06:10,709 # When there's no one there to catch your fall 91 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:14,311 Whoooa! 92 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:18,756 # Everything is great Everything is grand 93 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:22,993 # I got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand 94 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,118 # Everything is perfect It's falling into place 95 00:06:26,320 --> 00:06:30,029 # I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face 96 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,310 - # Life smells like a rose - # With someone to paint 97 00:06:32,480 --> 00:06:34,311 - # And someone to pose - # Life's a piece of cake 98 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,072 - # With someone to pedal - # And someone to brake 99 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:39,754 - # Life is full of glee - # With someone to saw 100 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,190 - # And someone to see - # Life's a happy song 101 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:45,158 # When there's someone by my side to sing along 102 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:52,715 # I've got everything that I need 103 00:06:52,880 --> 00:06:54,791 # Right in front of me 104 00:06:54,960 --> 00:06:57,679 # Nothing's stoppin' me 105 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,717 # Nothin' that I can't be 106 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,110 # With you right here next to me 107 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:04,874 - # Life's a piece of cake - # With someone to give 108 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:07,190 - # And someone to... Heavy cake! - # Life's a piece of pie 109 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:09,072 - # With someone to wash - # And someone to dry 110 00:07:09,280 --> 00:07:11,840 - # Life's an easy road - # With someone beside you 111 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,389 - # To share the load - # Life is full of highs 112 00:07:14,560 --> 00:07:16,073 - # With someone to stir - # And someone to fry 113 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,878 # Life's a leg of lamb 114 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:19,877 # With someone there to lend a hand 115 00:07:20,080 --> 00:07:21,229 # Life's a bunch of flowers 116 00:07:21,400 --> 00:07:23,152 # With someone to while away the hours 117 00:07:23,320 --> 00:07:25,834 # Life's a fillet of fish 118 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:28,150 # Yes, it is Life's a happy song 119 00:07:28,320 --> 00:07:32,916 # When there's someone by your side to sing along 120 00:07:43,880 --> 00:07:45,518 Oooh... 121 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:50,629 # I've got everything that I need 122 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:54,588 # Right in front of me Nothing's 123 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,354 # Stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be 124 00:07:57,520 --> 00:07:59,750 # With you right here next to me 125 00:07:59,920 --> 00:08:04,835 # I've got everything that I need 126 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:06,837 # Right in front of me # 127 00:08:07,680 --> 00:08:09,636 Sorry. I was super excited. 128 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,710 All right, Carlos. Flip the ignition. 129 00:08:15,760 --> 00:08:17,955 And that is how you fix a 12-volt starter. 130 00:08:18,120 --> 00:08:19,394 Oh! 131 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,989 You know what that means. Spring break. 132 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:25,436 It's OK. We'll be back to studying in two weeks. 133 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:28,433 Yay! 134 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:30,830 - Have a nice vacation. - Bye. Have fun. 135 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,592 - Bye, Mr. Gary. - Have a good break, guys. 136 00:08:32,760 --> 00:08:33,829 - Hey, great job, Carlos. - Thanks. 137 00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:35,399 Enjoy your anniversary dinner. 138 00:08:35,560 --> 00:08:37,676 - Hi. - I got you these. 139 00:08:38,920 --> 00:08:42,310 Oh. Sorry. It's probably from the dance number I was doing. 140 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,471 It's OK. They're really sweet. 141 00:08:44,640 --> 00:08:47,234 You excited for our big trip to LA? I have our list. 142 00:08:47,400 --> 00:08:50,233 Me, too. 143 00:08:50,400 --> 00:08:52,152 Oh, this is the most romantic thing ever. 144 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,550 I've always dreamt of seeing Los Angeles. 145 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,159 I know. Walter can't wait either. 146 00:08:56,320 --> 00:08:58,197 You don't mind that he's coming, right? 147 00:08:59,280 --> 00:09:01,316 No. No, of course not. 148 00:09:01,480 --> 00:09:04,677 As long as we can spend our anniversary dinner together. That's all I ask. 149 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:09,470 Totally. It's gonna be the most romantic anniversary dinner ever. 150 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,039 I love you so much. 151 00:09:11,760 --> 00:09:12,875 Oh. 152 00:09:13,680 --> 00:09:16,069 - I love you, too. - I'm gonna go check on Walter. 153 00:09:20,760 --> 00:09:24,435 # Everything's great Everything's grand 154 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:27,512 # Except Gary's always off with his friend 155 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:32,276 # It's never me and him It's always me and him and him 156 00:09:32,440 --> 00:09:34,556 # I wonder when it's going to end 157 00:09:34,760 --> 00:09:38,958 # But I guess that's OK 'cause maybe someday 158 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,429 # I know just how it's going to be 159 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:45,792 # He'll ride up on a steed Get down on one knee 160 00:09:45,960 --> 00:09:51,717 # And say "Mary, will you marry me?" 161 00:09:55,160 --> 00:09:58,789 # Please # 162 00:10:02,560 --> 00:10:03,788 Oh... 163 00:10:08,440 --> 00:10:13,798 # I've got everything that I need 164 00:10:13,960 --> 00:10:15,598 # Right in front of me 165 00:10:15,800 --> 00:10:20,794 # Nothing's stoppin' me Nothin' that I can't be 166 00:10:20,960 --> 00:10:22,757 # With you right here next to me 167 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:27,596 # You've got everything that you need 168 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:32,675 # Right in front of you Nothing's stopping you 169 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,833 # Nothing that you can't do that the world can throw at you 170 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,149 # Life's a happy song 171 00:10:38,360 --> 00:10:40,316 # When there's someone by your side to sing 172 00:10:40,480 --> 00:10:41,515 # Life's a happy song 173 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,148 # When there's someone by your side to sing 174 00:10:44,320 --> 00:10:49,235 # Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along # 175 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:55,159 OK, they're gone! 176 00:11:00,920 --> 00:11:03,275 Hey, Gary, what should we do first at Muppet Studio? 177 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,398 'Cause I was thinking that maybe we could start at Fozzie's Joke Room... 178 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:07,635 Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. 179 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:10,075 The lines might be shorter at Honeydew's Laboratory of Fun, 180 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:14,074 so maybe we should start there instead. I just... I just can't wait! 181 00:11:35,240 --> 00:11:37,310 Oh, Walter, don't be nervous. 182 00:11:37,480 --> 00:11:40,916 Oh, I know. I just can't believe I'm here. 183 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:42,991 The home of the Muppets! 184 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:51,196 What... What happened to this place? 185 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:00,950 Where...? 186 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,079 - Where is everyone, Gary? - I don't know, buddy. It's so... 187 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:11,073 OK, well, I guess you guys are it for today. 188 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:15,994 Anyway, welcome to the original Muppet Studio, 189 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:18,799 where dreams can come true. 190 00:12:21,280 --> 00:12:24,716 - Is this the Universal Studios? - Yes, it is. 191 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:28,156 OK, now if you'll just follow me, please. 192 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:32,957 OK. This used to be Kermit's office. 193 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,951 - Whoa. - Mm-hmm. 194 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,838 It's really the highlight of the tour. 195 00:12:38,040 --> 00:12:39,678 You should see it sometime. 196 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:43,230 OK, this next building is where they kept the rope 197 00:12:43,400 --> 00:12:48,315 and the medium-gauge wire for the productions. Let's go take a look. 198 00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:54,159 Come on, buddy. 199 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:08,471 Wow! 200 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,872 Oh, boy. 201 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,751 Oh. 202 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:34,552 Whoa. 203 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:46,990 There. Now this here is Kermit the Frog's old office. 204 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,276 Or so we've been "toad." 205 00:13:49,440 --> 00:13:54,958 Well, as you know, gentlemen, I've loved the Muppets since I was a boy. 206 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,876 And what better way to honor the Muppets 207 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:02,033 than to make this beautiful studio a Muppet museum. 208 00:14:03,800 --> 00:14:05,518 I think I'll call this room 209 00:14:05,680 --> 00:14:08,831 the "Kermit the Frog's Old Office Room." 210 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:10,797 - Oh, that is lovely. - Oh, good one, Mr. Richman. 211 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,873 Now, this here is the standard "Rich and Famous" contract 212 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:17,640 Kermit signed 30 years ago, that contains... 213 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:20,917 - The deed to this property. - Exactly. 214 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:26,518 Now, this contract is 100 percent ironclad, with one minor exception. 215 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,478 If the Muppets can raise the ten million dollars it would cost 216 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,035 to buy the building before this contract expires, 217 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,317 - then they get their studio back. - You know, if I didn't know better, 218 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:38,318 I'd say you were reciting some sort of an important plot point. 219 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,432 Well, I hope so. Otherwise, I just bored the audience half to death. 220 00:14:41,600 --> 00:14:43,591 You mean half the audience is still alive? 221 00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:46,714 It's nice doing business with you. 222 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,872 - Yes, sir. Come on. - Goodbye. 223 00:14:50,040 --> 00:14:51,996 I love geriatric humor. 224 00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:56,591 Gentlemen, there's oil under this studio. 225 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,873 Yeah, I can smell it. 226 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,675 And more importantly, the geological survey says there definitely is. 227 00:15:03,880 --> 00:15:07,156 In two weeks, we tear this place to the ground 228 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,551 and start drilling. Ah, those Muppets. 229 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:14,435 They think they're so funny. 230 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:18,633 Well, it looks like the joke's about to be on them. 231 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,314 Maniacal laugh. 232 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,158 Maniacal laugh. 233 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:27,312 Maniacal laugh. Maniacal laugh. 234 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:30,955 Maniacal laugh. 235 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,192 - Walter! - Walter? 236 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,588 - Walter! - Walter! 237 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:56,673 Yeah, so then, when he thought they were alone, he said, 238 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,115 "There's oil under this studio, see. 239 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:01,555 I'm gonna tear it to the ground, see. 240 00:16:01,720 --> 00:16:04,996 - Sweet, sweet oil, see!" - People still talk like that? 241 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,878 Maybe that's just how he sounded in my head. 242 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:10,589 Either way, we've got to find Kermit! He'll know what to do. 243 00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,990 How do we find Kermit? Nobody's seen him in years. 244 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,988 Stop the car! I've got an idea! 245 00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:20,158 Mmm. 246 00:16:20,320 --> 00:16:21,753 These are delicious! 247 00:16:21,920 --> 00:16:23,717 - Great idea, Walter. - Mm-hmm. 248 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,272 We've been doing this for a long time. 249 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:34,759 I think maybe we should call it a night. 250 00:16:34,920 --> 00:16:37,195 - Guys! - We can't give up, Gary. 251 00:16:37,360 --> 00:16:40,158 But it's getting really late. Maybe we should just go back to the motel. 252 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:42,117 - Guys! - It... 253 00:16:42,280 --> 00:16:43,474 - What? - What? 254 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:48,350 - Maybe he lives there. - Oh. That's it. 255 00:16:50,120 --> 00:16:51,348 So, what do we do now? 256 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,599 I don't see a doorbell, and the house looks empty. 257 00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,512 - Gary, throw me over. - What? 258 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,990 - Gary, just throw me over already! - OK. 259 00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:08,675 - OK, here we go. OK... - One, two, three. 260 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:11,439 - That's good. - Sorry. 261 00:17:11,600 --> 00:17:12,919 - No, it's good. - Guys? 262 00:17:13,080 --> 00:17:15,116 I think that's an electric fence. 263 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:16,599 Mary, it's Kermit the Frog. 264 00:17:16,800 --> 00:17:20,475 - OK, buddy, head down. - One, two, three! 265 00:17:27,600 --> 00:17:29,716 - It's an electric fence. - Yep. 266 00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:35,669 Oh, my gosh. Walter? Walter, buddy? Walter, can you hear me? 267 00:17:35,840 --> 00:17:38,434 - Throw me again. - No, I don't... 268 00:17:38,600 --> 00:17:40,556 I don't think that's a good idea. 269 00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:43,154 - What kind of throw was that? - I think there's somebody coming. 270 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:44,753 Excuse me... 271 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:55,153 You OK? That was quite a tumble. 272 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:00,148 Oh. Look, look. I think... 273 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,276 Hey. Hey, Walter? 274 00:18:02,440 --> 00:18:05,432 - Walter, you all right, buddy? - Where am I? 275 00:18:05,640 --> 00:18:10,270 OK, this is awesome. We're at Kermit's house. 276 00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,711 - Oh, jeez. Walter. - No, no, no, no, no. You OK? 277 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:18,359 This... This is Kermit's house? 278 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,997 Anyhow, how can I help you guys? 279 00:18:21,200 --> 00:18:23,919 Let me just say, this is an honor for all of us to meet you, sir, 280 00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:26,236 but my brother, Walter, has some really disturbing news for you. 281 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:30,154 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. - Not now, 80's Robot. 282 00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:32,834 Might I offer you a drink? Tab? 283 00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,228 - Good grief. - New Coke? 284 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,675 Listen. Not right now, 80's Robot, please! 285 00:18:36,880 --> 00:18:38,438 Bummer. 286 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:39,919 - Watch out for the... - Gag me with a spoon. 287 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:41,957 - Yeah, head for the door. - Grody to the max. 288 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:44,759 Ow. 289 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:46,553 Ow. 290 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,631 I'm really sorry about that... 291 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:51,949 ...Walter. What were you saying? 292 00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:55,669 - Yes. Tex Richman, the oil baron, is... - Yes, yes, yes. 293 00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,751 Oil baron Tex Richman, the wealthy philanthropist. 294 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:00,229 You know, he's about to buy our old Muppet Show theater 295 00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:02,356 and turn it into a Muppet museum. Isn't that great? 296 00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:05,717 - No! I mean... - What Walter's trying to tell you 297 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:09,634 is that Tex Richman has a secret plan to tear down the theater and drill for oil. 298 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:11,756 - What? - The only way to save the studio 299 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,190 is to raise ten million dollars. 300 00:19:14,360 --> 00:19:17,397 Ten million dollars? That's impossible. 301 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:18,834 - But... - The only way to raise 302 00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,353 that kind of money would be to... 303 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:25,192 ...would be to put on a show. 304 00:19:25,360 --> 00:19:30,514 And I haven't seen the old gang in a long, long time. 305 00:19:34,160 --> 00:19:36,355 I guess people sort of forgot about us. 306 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:37,635 Hm? 307 00:19:44,960 --> 00:19:48,111 # Is there more I could've said? 308 00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:54,195 # Now they're only pictures in my head 309 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,356 # That's why my green is feeling gray 310 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:06,115 # Sometimes even frogs have rainy days 311 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:13,077 # Remember when the stage caved in while you were rocking out? 312 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:19,760 # Who'd have thought your smorgasbord would be hard to live without? 313 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,836 # If we could do it all again 314 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:32,069 # Just another chance to entertain 315 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:38,399 # Would anybody watch or even care? 316 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:44,229 # Or did something break we can't repair? 317 00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:51,395 # Your cannonball trajectory It always gave me hope 318 00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:57,390 # They may have been unbearable but I still loved your jokes 319 00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:04,036 # Is there more I could've said? 320 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:10,439 # Now they're only pictures in my head 321 00:21:12,760 --> 00:21:17,675 I didn't do it. I've been framed! Ahh. Wocka wocka! 322 00:21:18,720 --> 00:21:21,917 Gonzo the Great will ride this baby again! 323 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:26,870 Muah! 324 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:32,708 This legato tune is posolutely, most transparently bringing me down. 325 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,316 - For sure. - One, two, and a half... 326 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,998 # Can we do it all again? 327 00:21:42,840 --> 00:21:46,071 # Make'em laugh like we did then 328 00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:57,789 # We can harmonize for one more song 329 00:22:00,280 --> 00:22:03,716 # But I'm standing here instead 330 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:11,353 # Now they're only pictures in my head # 331 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:14,910 Well, it sounds like you guys aren't getting back together anytime soon. 332 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:15,796 Mmm... 333 00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,520 This is going to be a really short movie. 334 00:22:18,680 --> 00:22:22,673 But, Kermit, you have to try. 335 00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:26,116 I... The Muppets are amazing. 336 00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:29,835 You give people the greatest gift that can ever be given. 337 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:32,560 - Children? - No, the other gift. 338 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,756 - Ice cream? - No, no. After that. 339 00:22:35,560 --> 00:22:37,391 - Laughter? - Yes! 340 00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:40,199 The third greatest gift ever! 341 00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:43,750 Kermit, your fans never left you, the world hasn't forgotten. 342 00:22:43,960 --> 00:22:46,349 All you need to do is show'em again! 343 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,919 Hmm. 344 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:52,838 I don't think so, guys. 345 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,595 Don't you see, Kermit? 346 00:22:56,760 --> 00:22:59,274 It's time to play the music. 347 00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,550 # It's time to light the lights 348 00:23:01,720 --> 00:23:04,393 # It's time to meet the Muppets... # 349 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:13,511 Please, Kermit. 350 00:23:16,080 --> 00:23:17,911 You're my hero. 351 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:22,791 You're on my watch. 352 00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:29,192 Well, I... I guess... 353 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:32,154 ...we could try. 354 00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:34,231 - We? - Well, yeah, listen. 355 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:36,595 If I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna need some moral support. 356 00:23:36,760 --> 00:23:40,673 Well, that's perfect. We're experts at moral support. 357 00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:42,717 - Yeah! - Good. I guess if we're gonna go, 358 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:44,791 we better get going. We got a lot of people to find. 359 00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,997 Oh, great! But wait, how do we find'em? 360 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,310 Didn't you see our first movie? 361 00:23:51,040 --> 00:23:52,792 We drive. 362 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:09,556 - So where do we go first? - I shall take the liberty 363 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:12,035 of using my modem to locate the Muppets. 364 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:13,713 - OK. - Great. 365 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,271 Oh, stop it! 366 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:19,000 In the name of all that's sacred, let it end! 367 00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:23,438 R-E-N-O. That spells "Reno." 368 00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:28,109 You have reached your destination. My guidance ends here. 369 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,468 Well, I guess this is the place. 370 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:41,509 Good evening, folks, and welcome to Pechoolo Casino! 371 00:24:43,360 --> 00:24:46,636 # Why are there such great deals 372 00:24:46,800 --> 00:24:49,837 # On our hotel rooms? 373 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:53,072 # Free parking for cars 374 00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,711 - # Not RVs - # Not RVs 375 00:24:57,880 --> 00:25:01,589 # Our wedding chapel is 24 hours 376 00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:05,196 - # No marriage certificate is needed - # No marriage certificate is needed 377 00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:08,352 # We're glad you found it 378 00:25:08,520 --> 00:25:11,956 # Pechoolo Casino 379 00:25:12,120 --> 00:25:18,309 # The owners, the Moopets and me # 380 00:25:18,480 --> 00:25:19,469 Cha-cha-cha! 381 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:23,593 Thank you, thank you. We'll be back in six minutes. 382 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:24,749 Hmm. 383 00:25:28,600 --> 00:25:31,160 - Hi-ho, Fozzie. - Hi-ho, Kermit. 384 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:34,118 Kermit? What are you doing here? 385 00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:37,556 Well, I... I just want to tell you that was a great show. 386 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:40,797 It was... very informative. 387 00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:42,632 I do my best to keep it fresh each night. 388 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,552 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, I'm Fozzie, by the way. 389 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,553 Oh, I'm sorry. This is Gary and Mary. 390 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:50,837 And this here is Walter. He's a personal friend. 391 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,833 - Yeah. - So I said, "What are you looking at?" 392 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,310 So I punched him in the face! I mean... 393 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,233 - Let's talk in my dressing room. - Sure. 394 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:03,551 - OK. - Here we are. 395 00:26:04,840 --> 00:26:06,034 Make yourselves at home. 396 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,629 Wow. 397 00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,714 This is not quite what I expected, 398 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,515 - based on your Christmas cards. - Oh, yeah. About that... 399 00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,672 Oh, but it's nice, and... and airy. 400 00:26:18,840 --> 00:26:20,796 Maybe we should give them some space. 401 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,837 I know, but I wanna hear what they're gonna say. OK. 402 00:26:23,000 --> 00:26:25,150 Sixty-four shows nightly can get pretty grueling. 403 00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,869 Fozzie, an evil oil baron wants to tear down our old Muppet studio. 404 00:26:29,040 --> 00:26:31,474 What? Oh, no! 405 00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:34,518 I mean, that's a shame. 406 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,353 Step out of the vehicle! 407 00:26:37,520 --> 00:26:39,317 Hey, Fozzie... 408 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,754 I'm sorry I haven't been in touch more. 409 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:47,072 It's fine, Kermit. Look at me! Living the dream! 410 00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:48,355 Uh-oh. 411 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,239 Oh, no! Not this again! 412 00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:54,039 - Quick, save the cushions! - The cushions? 413 00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,878 I'm sorry, Fozzie. 414 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:02,156 If I'd known you were here in this place... 415 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:05,357 That's all right, Kermit. It's not your fault. 416 00:27:05,560 --> 00:27:09,030 - We had a good run. - Yeah. 417 00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:11,236 Yeah, it's just that... 418 00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:16,275 Well, we haven't seen each other in a really long time, and I... 419 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:19,113 I just thought maybe we could raise the money to buy the theater back 420 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:22,517 if we all got together and put on one last show. 421 00:27:22,680 --> 00:27:26,389 A show? But I've spent years building a solo career. 422 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,791 I have a whole new show-biz family that loves me. 423 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:33,709 Fozzie! What the heck are you doing, hibernating? 424 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,070 Next show starts in 30 seconds. 425 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:42,110 We hired you, and we can fire you, so get your butt in here now! 426 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:46,679 - They terrify me. Let's go. - Let's go. 427 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,838 - Watch out for the forklift, Fozzie. - Oh, thanks. 428 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:55,355 Wow! Gonzo's doing really well! 429 00:27:55,520 --> 00:27:56,589 According to 80's Robot, 430 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,194 he's the richest plumbing magnate in the Rust Belt. 431 00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:03,359 You! Order 28,000 tons of plumber's putty from Beijing. 432 00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,432 - Right away, sir. - And, you, send the 28,000 tons 433 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:08,238 of Silly Putty back to Beijing. 434 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:09,913 - You bet. - Oh, and you? 435 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:12,429 A memo to the waterless toilet department. 436 00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:15,194 I don't care about the mess, just keep trying. 437 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:19,638 - Hi, Gonzo. - Kermit? Fozzie? This is a surprise. 438 00:28:19,840 --> 00:28:23,037 - We need to speak to you. - All right. Have a seat. 439 00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:26,151 Ah. Thank you! 440 00:28:26,320 --> 00:28:30,757 - I think I'll stand. - No, really, you should try one! Comfy. 441 00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:32,353 It's our executive line of used toilets. 442 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,512 Anyway, I'm very busy. I've got 30 seconds. Go. 443 00:28:37,280 --> 00:28:40,158 Uh... Gonzo, I'm not quite sure how to say this, but... 444 00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:41,952 Don't forget to mention the evil oil baron. 445 00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:44,509 Yes, Fozzie, I was about to. Just give me a moment, OK? 446 00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:46,671 Gonzo, it would appear... 447 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,353 Remember, evil oil baron. 448 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,034 Fozzie, I'm going to get to that. Please! 449 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,236 - As I was trying to say... - Evil oil baron. 450 00:28:53,400 --> 00:28:56,517 OK, time's up. Thank you, guys. 451 00:28:56,680 --> 00:29:01,470 Gonzo, we're trying to get the old gang back together again. 452 00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:05,428 - We really need you. - My answer is no. Good day! 453 00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:09,675 Come on, guys. We should go. 454 00:29:13,480 --> 00:29:17,792 I just want to say, when I was a kid, I saw you recite Hamlet 455 00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:20,633 while jumping your motorbike through a flaming hoop, and... 456 00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:24,236 ...it made me feel like I could do anything. 457 00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:27,392 Thank you. Yeah. 458 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,509 - Good try, Walter. - Hey, guys, up here! 459 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:44,557 - Ya-haa! - Huh? 460 00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,514 I've been wearing this under my suit every single day for years! 461 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,073 Look out below! 462 00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,793 Whoa, where you going? You threw me off-balance! 463 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:58,316 I can't see! Apollo 13! 464 00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:05,157 Citizens of Earth, the Great Gonzo is back. 465 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:08,716 I pledge never to hold a plunger again! 466 00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:15,711 Run! Run! Run for your lives! Run, run, run! 467 00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:19,998 - Run, guys! - Run! 468 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:21,479 Oh, my gosh, run everybody! 469 00:30:21,640 --> 00:30:24,518 It's gonna be big! It's gonna be a big one! 470 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,917 Wow! That was an expensive looking explosion! 471 00:30:38,080 --> 00:30:40,514 I can't believe we had that in the budget. 472 00:30:42,720 --> 00:30:45,439 So maybe if you look inside yourself, 473 00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:49,639 the person you should be most angry at is you. 474 00:30:49,800 --> 00:30:50,835 Is you. 475 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:54,675 How have you been feeling? Any more control issues? 476 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:58,434 In control. 477 00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,591 - Good. - Psst. Animal! 478 00:31:00,760 --> 00:31:03,911 - Excellent. - It's me, Kermit. 479 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:08,278 Hey, we're having a meeting here, man. You're being really rude, frog! 480 00:31:08,440 --> 00:31:11,477 Pardon us, please. Animal, I need to talk to you for a second. 481 00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:15,593 We're getting the Muppets back together. We need you to drum again. 482 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:17,318 - Animal drum? - Yes! 483 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:19,476 - Please, sir. - Drum! Drum, drum! 484 00:31:19,640 --> 00:31:21,790 - Drum, drum, drum! - OK, OK. 485 00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:25,040 - In control. - Good. 486 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,475 I'm Animal's court-appointed sponsor. 487 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:30,791 We don't use the "d-r-u-m" word. 488 00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:32,996 - It's his trigger word. - His trigger word? 489 00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:35,509 Excuse me, Mr. Black. I'm so sorry to interrupt, 490 00:31:35,680 --> 00:31:37,750 but it's very important to these guys that they get their drummer... 491 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,709 Gary! 492 00:31:39,880 --> 00:31:41,518 It's my trigger word, too. 493 00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:45,434 Jack, we talked about this on Tuesday. 494 00:31:45,600 --> 00:31:47,830 Tuesday's another one of my trigger words! 495 00:31:48,560 --> 00:31:50,073 Oh, I don't think so! 496 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:53,154 Sorry. 497 00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:55,072 - Let's go, Animal. - Bye-bye! 498 00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,312 - Animal, heel. - Go, Animal! Be free, man! 499 00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,149 But remember! No drumming! 500 00:32:02,320 --> 00:32:06,074 Mr. Kermit, may I suggest we save time and pick up 501 00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,390 the rest of the Muppets using a montage? 502 00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:10,676 Great idea, 80's Robot. 503 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:15,392 We greatly appreciate your financial support. 504 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:18,598 Eighty-seven point three miles to go. Eighty-seven point two... 505 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,478 80's Robot, do you have to do that? 506 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,312 ...the secrets of the universe... 507 00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,874 I guess we're in. 508 00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:35,671 Welcome to this week's edition of "Everything Stinks." 509 00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:37,190 Whoa! 510 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:41,679 Bye, Lisa. Off to the TED Conference. 511 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:45,114 Three, two, one. 512 00:32:46,960 --> 00:32:49,713 Think we should've rented a bigger car? 513 00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:54,396 Hey, wait for me! I wanna help save the studio! 514 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:58,872 I wanna go with you! Oh, not again. 515 00:32:59,080 --> 00:33:02,152 Wow. I can't believe we're all back together. 516 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:03,878 Even all you guys who weren't in the montage! 517 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,231 Yeah, how come you didn't use me in the montage? 518 00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,391 I thought my story was pretty interesting. 519 00:33:09,560 --> 00:33:13,269 Rowlf? Wanna get back together? 520 00:33:13,440 --> 00:33:14,555 - OK. - Good. 521 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,671 Classic. 522 00:33:16,840 --> 00:33:18,592 Anyhow, looks like we got everybody, 523 00:33:18,760 --> 00:33:20,910 so we can plan our telethon and raise that ten million dollars. 524 00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:22,798 - Well, not everybody. - No, I think everybody's here. 525 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:24,188 - Where's...? - All good! 526 00:33:24,360 --> 00:33:25,634 - Miss... - All done here! 527 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,233 Piggy? 528 00:33:27,440 --> 00:33:30,113 Kermit, we're going to get Miss Piggy, right? 529 00:33:30,320 --> 00:33:32,470 OK, OK, OK, you're right. We'll go get Piggy! 530 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:37,475 My Minitel tells me she is in Paris, France. 531 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:39,312 Oh! Well, then we drive to France. 532 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:43,393 - You can't drive to France, Walter. - Yeah. It's way too far. 533 00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:45,312 Then maybe we should travel by map! 534 00:33:45,480 --> 00:33:47,710 - Good idea, Fozzie. - Yeah! 535 00:34:09,600 --> 00:34:10,919 To Paris! 536 00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:12,991 Paris! Paris! 537 00:34:28,360 --> 00:34:29,759 Look at these ceilings! 538 00:34:29,960 --> 00:34:31,473 Yeah. They must be very tall here. 539 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,359 Yeah, very nice. 540 00:34:34,520 --> 00:34:38,593 Uh... Hi there. Excuse me. 541 00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:43,875 Miss? Pardon me, ma'am? 542 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:46,759 Hi there! We're here to see Miss Piggy, and it's urgent. 543 00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,831 Urgent! Urgent! 544 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,877 - Is it urgent? - Very. Yes. 545 00:34:51,040 --> 00:34:55,511 Let's have a look then, shall we? She has an opening in... 546 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:59,434 - ...early September. - Early September? 547 00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:01,158 That's like six months from now! 548 00:35:01,320 --> 00:35:04,232 That's nothing. Once I waited a whole year for September. 549 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:08,075 She is the plus-size editor. She's a huge deal and extremely busy. 550 00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:09,958 You can't just pop in without an appointment. 551 00:35:10,120 --> 00:35:12,395 - OK, then. - Thank you. 552 00:35:12,560 --> 00:35:14,198 - All right. - Mean lady. 553 00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,920 - Close the door on your way out. - Thanks a lot. 554 00:35:17,880 --> 00:35:19,950 - She wasn't very nice. - Yeah. 555 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:25,113 Guys! Muppet Man! 556 00:35:25,280 --> 00:35:28,590 - Yeah! - That could work! 557 00:35:33,880 --> 00:35:35,313 Hello. 558 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,074 I have an appointment. 559 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:47,876 Oh, OK. 560 00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,433 Um... 561 00:35:50,600 --> 00:35:51,953 Will you wait here a moment? 562 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,759 Decisions, decisions. 563 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:58,919 Eeny, meeny, miny, mo. I choose you. 564 00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,549 Mademoiselle Cochonnet? 565 00:36:02,760 --> 00:36:05,479 - Can't you see I'm busy? - Of course. 566 00:36:05,680 --> 00:36:09,036 There's a... man here to see you. 567 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,589 He does have an appointment. 568 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:13,830 An appointment? That's weird. 569 00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,718 Well, why didn't you say so? Send him in! 570 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,029 Right away. Sorry. 571 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,200 - Ahahaha. - Remember, left foot, right foot. 572 00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:24,349 Hello. 573 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:25,999 Whoa. 574 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:27,952 - What the...? - Sorry. 575 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,593 That looked expensive. 576 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:42,552 - You look familiar. - So do you! 577 00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,352 Please, have a seat. 578 00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:48,159 Yes, we're going to have a seat now. 579 00:36:48,320 --> 00:36:51,073 - No, no, no, don't sit down! - Oh, sorry! Whoa! 580 00:36:51,240 --> 00:36:52,036 Uh-oh. 581 00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:56,557 Message to head. Left leg in trouble! Going down. Left leg going down! 582 00:36:56,720 --> 00:36:57,675 What? 583 00:36:58,360 --> 00:37:01,955 Ohh! 584 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:04,315 I can't believe I fell for Muppet Man. 585 00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,835 - You guys OK? - Is anyone hurt? 586 00:37:08,680 --> 00:37:09,715 Kermit? 587 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:14,559 - Hello, Piggy. - Kermie! 588 00:37:14,720 --> 00:37:18,599 Oh, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie, Kermie! 589 00:37:18,760 --> 00:37:21,069 Mm, mm, mm. Kissy-kissy. Mm, mm, mm! 590 00:37:21,240 --> 00:37:25,870 Wait! What am I doing? I promised myself I'd never go back! 591 00:37:26,040 --> 00:37:30,750 I am woman! I am strong! You must leave at once! 592 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,594 - OK. - No, no, wait, wait! 593 00:37:34,760 --> 00:37:37,911 Miss Piggy! The Muppet Studios are in danger. 594 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,993 In danger? Our studios? Kermit! 595 00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:46,631 It's true, Piggy. And we need to do The Muppet Show again. 596 00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:47,835 We need you. 597 00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:49,835 Oh. 598 00:37:50,720 --> 00:37:55,999 Before I decide anything, I need to talk with you, frog. 599 00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,198 Alone. 600 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:13,075 Piggy? Last time we were together, I said some things I regret. 601 00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:16,596 No. No, Kermit. You were just being honest. 602 00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,955 You never intended to marry me. 603 00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:20,951 Not even after I built us a house 604 00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,793 where we could raise tadpoles and grow old together. 605 00:38:23,960 --> 00:38:27,919 Well, who do you think's been looking after that house all these years, huh? 606 00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,311 Piggy, why do you have to always be so overdramatic about things? 607 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,710 You know, it leaves me no choice but to do things that hurt you. 608 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:37,236 I am who I am. Why can't you accept that about me? 609 00:38:37,400 --> 00:38:39,197 Look, this is not about you and me. 610 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:40,918 It's never about you and me, is it? 611 00:38:41,080 --> 00:38:43,878 It's always we. We this, we that. 612 00:38:44,040 --> 00:38:48,352 "We" need you. You can't even say, "I need you," can you? 613 00:38:48,520 --> 00:38:50,238 Piggy... 614 00:38:51,200 --> 00:38:54,192 I'm sorry, Kermit, but I have a life here. 615 00:38:54,360 --> 00:38:58,319 A life I've made for myself. 616 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:00,315 Piggy! 617 00:39:00,520 --> 00:39:05,674 Just remember, Kermit, I cannot be replaced. 618 00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:17,594 Kermit? What happened? Where's Miss Piggy? 619 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,069 She's not coming, Fozzie. 620 00:39:20,240 --> 00:39:22,754 But, Kermit, we always worked together. 621 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:24,951 We can't do this without Miss Piggy. 622 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,076 No one will give us a show without her. 623 00:39:27,240 --> 00:39:28,992 We'll be fine, Fozzie. 624 00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:32,829 We'll be fine. 625 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,752 We just... 626 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,514 We'll just have to come up with something else. 627 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,470 Kermie. 628 00:39:50,240 --> 00:39:53,391 OK, I've got an idea. We need a pig that can sing. 629 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:56,836 But, Kermit, who could possibly replace Miss Piggy? 630 00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:11,591 Hey, what's everybody so quiet about, huh? 631 00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:15,759 - Well, she's sorta like Miss Piggy. - Come on, everybody. 632 00:40:15,920 --> 00:40:19,595 Let's go pitch our telethon and get the Muppets back on TV, OK? 633 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,190 - No. - No. 634 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:27,917 Oh, my goodness! Oh, that's wonderful! 635 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,399 That means no. 636 00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,915 - Come on, guys. - Awkward. 637 00:40:35,080 --> 00:40:37,719 Listen, Kermit, I like you. 638 00:40:37,880 --> 00:40:39,711 I remember you guys from when I was a kid. 639 00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,713 So I'm gonna shoot straight. 640 00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:47,713 You guys aren't famous anymore. 641 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:49,558 I wish she'd shot a little more curvy. 642 00:40:49,720 --> 00:40:52,917 Take a look at this diagram the research department drew up. 643 00:40:53,080 --> 00:40:56,755 This circle represents everything that's currently popular. 644 00:40:58,080 --> 00:41:00,594 And this tiny speck is you guys. 645 00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:02,990 So the answer's no. It's not gonna happen. 646 00:41:03,160 --> 00:41:05,958 Take a look at the shows that are popular now. Punch Teacher. 647 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:11,114 - Oh! I love that show. - It's time to punch teacher! 648 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:13,916 - Finish him! - It's my favorite. 649 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,753 I just thought I could make a difference. 650 00:41:16,920 --> 00:41:21,198 I'm sorry, but in this market, you guys are no longer relevant. Have a good day. 651 00:41:32,240 --> 00:41:35,357 Before I go, I'd just like to say something. 652 00:41:35,520 --> 00:41:38,717 I think kids are smarter and better than all this junk, and if you... 653 00:41:39,520 --> 00:41:42,717 Veronica, bad news. Punch Teacher has stopped production. 654 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:44,632 It's being sued by the Teachers Society of America. 655 00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:48,918 - What's their problem? - No idea. I just found out. 656 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:51,548 What are we supposed to do with that 120-minute black hole 657 00:41:51,720 --> 00:41:54,598 in the schedule coming up in two days? 658 00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:00,034 OK, Muppets. You've got yourselves a show. 659 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:02,435 - All right! - Oh, yes! 660 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,950 Thank you so much. You will not be sorry, I promise, I promise! 661 00:42:06,120 --> 00:42:10,159 OK, enough! One, no more going nuts in my office. These are new carpets. 662 00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:13,392 - Yes, ma'am. - And two, you need a celebrity host. 663 00:42:13,560 --> 00:42:16,757 OK. Whatever, whatever. Come on, guys, let's go. Yeah! 664 00:42:20,600 --> 00:42:23,034 - Let me wipe that. - You've missed a spot. 665 00:42:23,200 --> 00:42:24,838 - I don't see it. - Just a little lower! 666 00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:26,752 - Oh, I am so sorry. Did I get you... - Yes. 667 00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:31,118 Well, gentlemen. It appears we have some competition 668 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,316 on the Muppet property. 669 00:42:33,480 --> 00:42:36,711 The Economist says they've gotten back together again. 670 00:42:36,880 --> 00:42:39,838 - The Muppets got back together? - Remember? 671 00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:42,753 # Together again Gee, it's good to be... # 672 00:42:42,920 --> 00:42:46,708 Gentlemen, please! No singing in my office! 673 00:42:46,880 --> 00:42:48,359 - Yes, sir. - But, of course, it was all his fault. 674 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:50,670 - Mostly his fault. - No matter. 675 00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,317 Point is, that studio and that oil belong to me. 676 00:42:55,480 --> 00:42:57,152 Yeah, those Muppets are gonna be 677 00:42:57,320 --> 00:42:59,675 running home with their tails between their legs. 678 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,991 Some of'em literally. Because those ones have tails. 679 00:43:03,160 --> 00:43:06,948 Maniacal laugh, maniacal laugh. 680 00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:11,838 That's a maniacal laugh moment. 681 00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:16,993 OK, this is it. 80's Robot, let's park around back. 682 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,308 It's The Muppet Show, 683 00:43:37,480 --> 00:43:39,948 with our special guest star, Mr. Bob Hope! 684 00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:43,638 Time once again for Veterinarian's Hospital, 685 00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,189 the continuing story of... 686 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,591 And now, Pigs in Space! 687 00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:53,150 Gary. Can you believe it? 688 00:43:54,560 --> 00:43:58,951 - The Muppet theater. - Yeah. 689 00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,995 - Welcome back, everyone. - Thanks. 690 00:44:04,200 --> 00:44:06,668 Well, I know the old place is not quite at its best right now. 691 00:44:06,840 --> 00:44:09,479 Yeah! Who cancelled the maid service? 692 00:44:09,640 --> 00:44:11,835 But don't worry. We'll be fine. 693 00:44:12,040 --> 00:44:15,874 Kermit, there's no way we can rehearse with the place like this. 694 00:44:16,040 --> 00:44:18,474 Wait. Kermit, don't say another word. 695 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:22,474 Mary, Walter and I, well, we would be happy to help you rebuild the theater. 696 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:24,238 Honestly, it would be an honor for all three of us. 697 00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:27,597 - So would. - OK. Well, let's clean this place up! 698 00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:29,273 Yeah! 699 00:44:34,600 --> 00:44:37,831 - This is boring. - But don't you guys remember? 700 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,356 You're the Muppets! You do this to music! 701 00:44:41,520 --> 00:44:42,953 Well, all right! 702 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,470 - Hey, Animal! - Yeah? 703 00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,709 Look what I found! 704 00:45:15,200 --> 00:45:18,351 - Beauregard! - Scooter! Good to see you! 705 00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,715 Where's everybody been? 706 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,676 Celebrity... celebrity! 707 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,991 Hello! Yes. Could I speak with President Carter, please? 708 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:31,590 He moved? Well, you don't happen to have a number where I could reach... Hello? 709 00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,478 Walter, I thought we were gonna clean the balcony. 710 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:35,790 - Doing a great job, pal. - You're doing a great job. 711 00:45:36,000 --> 00:45:37,911 - Wocka wocka. - Hey, guys! 712 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,389 Look at these old photos I just found. 713 00:45:40,560 --> 00:45:41,595 Oooh. 714 00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,360 Can you believe that 80's haircut I used to have? 715 00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,715 I looked totally ridiculous! 716 00:45:51,040 --> 00:45:53,190 Yes, it's Kermit. The frog. 717 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:55,590 Could you come to our celebrity telethon this weekend? 718 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,398 Sure. Sure, I understand. 719 00:46:09,320 --> 00:46:10,833 - Hey, shut the door! - What is that? 720 00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,475 Say hello to the little friend. 721 00:46:16,400 --> 00:46:17,469 There goes dinner. 722 00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:44,154 Wow! Great job, everybody! 723 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,749 Oh, hey, Kermit. Listen, have a great night, 724 00:46:46,920 --> 00:46:49,753 and I just want you to know, Walter and I are really good sewers, 725 00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:52,150 so we'll have those costumes ready for you in no time. 726 00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:55,118 - Good. You two have a great night. - OK. Thank you! 727 00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:57,589 - Bye. - Kermit? 728 00:46:57,760 --> 00:46:59,955 Gary, I was kind of hoping that we could go to the beach tomorrow 729 00:47:00,120 --> 00:47:02,395 - or see the Hollywood Sign. - We'll have plenty of time 730 00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:04,357 to do that stuff. It's just, right now, 731 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:08,069 I don't wanna leave Walter. You know, he needs me. 732 00:47:08,240 --> 00:47:11,676 I don't know, sweetheart, he seems pretty happy. 733 00:47:13,280 --> 00:47:14,554 - Like that. - Oh, OK. 734 00:47:14,720 --> 00:47:16,312 Now you. 735 00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,875 Yeah, that's it! Yeah, yeah, good job! 736 00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:22,635 Well, just one more day, OK? And then I'm all yours. 737 00:47:22,800 --> 00:47:25,792 Tell you what. Why don't you get a head start on sightseeing tomorrow, 738 00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,633 and then I'll be waiting for you when you get back. 739 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:32,395 OK. Just... don't forget about me. 740 00:47:32,560 --> 00:47:33,788 Never. 741 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,678 Well, we're still on for dinner Friday, right? 742 00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:37,353 Yeah, of course. 743 00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,873 - Oh, Walter! - Oh, yes, Kermit. 744 00:47:39,080 --> 00:47:40,911 Hey, listen, Walter, I just wanna tell you 745 00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:43,230 that none of this would have happened without you, so thank you. 746 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,119 - Oh, well... - And welcome aboard. 747 00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,430 Night, everybody. Just sleep anywhere you can find a spot. 748 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,319 "Welcome aboard"? 749 00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:09,116 Hey, Kermit. You awake? 750 00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:11,436 - Yep. - What's the weather 751 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:15,798 - supposed to be like tonight? - I don't know. Why? 752 00:48:16,800 --> 00:48:19,997 I just don't want it to rain through the hole in the ceiling. 753 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,878 Stars sure are pretty, though. 754 00:48:23,920 --> 00:48:27,549 We're gonna be OK, right? We haven't done this in a long time, 755 00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:32,111 and I really don't wanna go back to Reno. 756 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:34,111 Don't worry, Fozzie. We'll be fine. 757 00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:36,999 Look how we cleaned this place up today, you know? 758 00:48:37,160 --> 00:48:39,833 Same old team, all pulling together. 759 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:44,073 I guess you're right. Night-night, Kermit. 760 00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,629 Good night, Fozzie. 761 00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:55,359 OK, gather round, troops! Everybody, time to get this rehearsal going. 762 00:48:55,520 --> 00:48:57,636 - Scooter, is everybody here? - Almost everyone, chief. 763 00:48:57,800 --> 00:49:00,792 - Yeah... - Hey, anybody got any kerosene? 764 00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:04,037 I wanna take these old pig dresses out back and burn'em. 765 00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:07,192 Hold it right there, sausage snout! 766 00:49:09,480 --> 00:49:10,993 - Piggy? - Huh? 767 00:49:12,960 --> 00:49:16,748 Well, look what the cat dragged in. 768 00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,672 Come on. Keep it up, Maurice. 769 00:49:18,840 --> 00:49:24,233 Sorry, Miss Piggy, but you've been replaced... permanently. 770 00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:27,671 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 771 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:31,913 I don't think so... sister? 772 00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,039 Who you calling sister, sister? 773 00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:38,196 - Oh, look, an omelet station! - Oh, where? 774 00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,078 Hiya! 775 00:49:40,240 --> 00:49:44,677 There's only one Miss Piggy, and she is moi. 776 00:49:44,840 --> 00:49:49,675 Yeah, well, you ain't seen the last of me! I'll be back! 777 00:49:49,880 --> 00:49:51,711 Yeah, yeah. Heard of mouthwash? 778 00:49:51,920 --> 00:49:54,275 Welcome back, Miss Piggy. 779 00:49:54,440 --> 00:49:56,954 All right, all right, don't crowd me! 780 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:59,190 Wow, she sure hasn't changed. 781 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:03,151 Piggy? You came back. 782 00:50:03,320 --> 00:50:06,949 I'm not here for you, Kermit. I'm here for them. 783 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:11,115 And, besides, when this show's done, 784 00:50:11,320 --> 00:50:14,869 I'm catching the next plane back to my life in Paris. 785 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:18,828 OK, Piggy, OK. Places for the opening number, everybody! 786 00:50:20,800 --> 00:50:22,518 Oh, good morning, Veronica. 787 00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:27,117 - Morning, Frog. - OK, everybody, take it from the top. 788 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,748 Oooh! 789 00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:31,951 - You missed your cue. - I know! 790 00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:35,430 There's kind of a rhythm to this, you know? 791 00:50:36,240 --> 00:50:41,189 Uh... Oh, and if you like that one, what's the bear capital of the world? 792 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,952 Mos-cow! 793 00:50:48,600 --> 00:50:49,828 Ha. 794 00:50:51,680 --> 00:50:53,796 # It's time to play the music 795 00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,951 - # It's time to light the lights - Two, three, four. 796 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:57,917 # It's time to put on makeup 797 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,036 # It's time to dress up right # 798 00:51:00,240 --> 00:51:02,800 Hey guys, stop. Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. What's the problem? 799 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,714 We can't keep time without the drums, man! We need drums! 800 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,270 - Sorry, Animal. - No drums! No drums! 801 00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,955 - Jack Black said no drums! - Animal, heel! Sit! 802 00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,589 - Who's next? Oh. - In control. 803 00:51:18,240 --> 00:51:21,471 - Hey, Walter? - Oh. Yes, Kermit? 804 00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:22,954 You think you might wanna help us out here? 805 00:51:23,120 --> 00:51:25,315 Maybe do something in the show? 806 00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:28,074 Kermit, you know, you've been so nice to me, 807 00:51:28,240 --> 00:51:33,268 but I have to face the facts. See, the Muppets are so talented... 808 00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,358 Hey, guys, check it out! Fart shoes! 809 00:51:38,000 --> 00:51:40,070 - Patent pending! - And... 810 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:42,748 ...I don't have any talent at all. 811 00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:47,118 The truth is... I can't perform with you guys. 812 00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:50,113 I feel like a phony just being here. 813 00:51:50,280 --> 00:51:52,999 Walter, just because you haven't found your talent yet, 814 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,994 doesn't mean you don't have one. If you look inside yourself, 815 00:51:57,160 --> 00:51:59,958 I'm sure you'll find something that you're really good at. 816 00:52:01,720 --> 00:52:04,837 OK, Kermit. I'll try. 817 00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,117 Take my picture! 818 00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:20,430 Welcome. How many in your party? Two? 819 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:23,398 Uh... No, just the one. 820 00:52:23,560 --> 00:52:26,313 All right, party of one, follow me. 821 00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:33,434 # I look around, and once again I'm on my own 822 00:52:33,600 --> 00:52:37,275 # My man ain't here He's gone and done me wrong 823 00:52:37,440 --> 00:52:40,432 # No one's gonna stop this girl from having fun 824 00:52:40,600 --> 00:52:43,876 # I throw my hands up high and have a party for one 825 00:52:44,040 --> 00:52:47,874 # I'm having a me party A party by myself 826 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:51,555 # A me party I don't need nobody else 827 00:52:51,720 --> 00:52:55,599 # A me party I'm the first and last to show 828 00:52:55,760 --> 00:52:59,719 # There's no one at this party that I don't already know 829 00:52:59,880 --> 00:53:03,555 # I'm not gonna sit around by myself and wait for you 830 00:53:03,720 --> 00:53:06,598 # Haven't you heard? One is the new two 831 00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:10,118 # I'm gonna make a scene I'm gonna make a fuss 832 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:14,717 # Tonight I'm gonna celebrate with just the one of us 833 00:53:15,400 --> 00:53:17,550 # I'm having a me party 834 00:53:17,720 --> 00:53:19,676 # Haven't I seen me here before? 835 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:21,393 # A me party 836 00:53:21,560 --> 00:53:23,471 # I'm the last one on the dance floor 837 00:53:23,640 --> 00:53:26,950 - # Me party - # A party just for moi 838 00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:30,635 - # Me party - # It's a solo Mardi Gras 839 00:53:30,800 --> 00:53:34,475 # I'm having a me party I'm such good company 840 00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,155 - # A me party - # I saved the last dance for me 841 00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:47,393 # What happens at a me party stays at a me party # 842 00:53:47,560 --> 00:53:51,599 Excuse me, miss, are you expecting anyone else? 843 00:53:51,760 --> 00:53:54,228 Oh... no. 844 00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:56,709 No, it's just me. Party of one. 845 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:58,638 Order up! 846 00:54:00,200 --> 00:54:03,351 - OK, cue 17 is Fozzie's intro. - Hey, Scooter? What's left? 847 00:54:03,520 --> 00:54:05,715 Oh, uh, it's you, chief! 848 00:54:05,880 --> 00:54:09,429 - Hm? - Your duet. With Piggy. 849 00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,313 - Miss Piggy? - Hm? 850 00:54:15,520 --> 00:54:17,351 We're all out front practicing our acts 851 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:20,028 and seems that everybody expects you and I to do a duet, so... 852 00:54:20,200 --> 00:54:23,875 Oh, that's so lovely, but I'm afraid I can't. 853 00:54:24,040 --> 00:54:28,591 No, no, you see, I'm already doing a duet with my new dance partner. 854 00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:30,552 Hola. 855 00:54:30,720 --> 00:54:32,551 OK, come on, rehearsing, let's go. We gotta break it up. 856 00:54:32,720 --> 00:54:35,029 - Excuse us. - 'Scuse us. 857 00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:36,952 Let's try that lift again, shall we? 858 00:54:37,120 --> 00:54:39,680 The lift again. OK, on my count this time, OK? 859 00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,553 In three, two... Wait for me! 860 00:54:42,720 --> 00:54:43,789 Good grief. 861 00:54:43,960 --> 00:54:46,633 Kermit! There you are. I've been looking for you everywhere! 862 00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:48,193 So nice to see you, Veronica. 863 00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:50,271 Who's hosting? Did you find a celebrity? 864 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,319 Yeah, well, I've wanted to talk to you about that, you see, because... 865 00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:58,672 Well, actually, I'm kind of a celebrity. 866 00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:00,159 You? 867 00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:02,117 No. Kermit, listen. 868 00:55:02,280 --> 00:55:06,034 I will not air the show unless you find a real celebrity host. 869 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:08,117 I will rerun Benson if I have to. 870 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,198 Yeah, you see, the thing is, Veronica, 871 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,193 that's kind of impossible because the show's in 12 hours! 872 00:55:14,360 --> 00:55:15,839 Twelve hours! 873 00:55:16,040 --> 00:55:20,318 I might as well just go and ask Tex Richman to give us the studio back! 874 00:55:23,160 --> 00:55:27,278 And the Muppets are like a big family. Well... And for us, 875 00:55:27,440 --> 00:55:32,833 that theater is... is like our home. Which is why, in conclusion... 876 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:36,990 ...we humbly ask that you give us back our studio. 877 00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:42,317 It would certainly mean a lot to us. 878 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,351 Hmmm. 879 00:55:45,240 --> 00:55:48,232 Well, Mr. The Frog, let me see. 880 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,994 Correct! 881 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:34,429 The answer is no. 882 00:56:35,680 --> 00:56:38,478 Well, you could've just said that. 883 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,517 - Contract. - Contract. 884 00:56:40,680 --> 00:56:41,715 Contract. 885 00:56:44,440 --> 00:56:47,159 - Nicely done, sir. - You see, Muppets, 886 00:56:47,320 --> 00:56:49,231 according to this contract, 887 00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:53,188 it's not just this studio you lose the rights to tonight, 888 00:56:53,360 --> 00:56:55,351 - it's the Muppet name itself. - What? 889 00:56:55,520 --> 00:56:59,115 And all characters under the Muppet name. 890 00:56:59,280 --> 00:57:02,352 Wait a second. What possible use could you have for our names? 891 00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:12,150 Told ya I'd be back. 892 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:14,396 Well, now I am... 893 00:57:15,920 --> 00:57:17,194 ...back. 894 00:57:17,360 --> 00:57:22,195 And I see you've met Mr. Richman, our new business partner. 895 00:57:22,360 --> 00:57:28,549 The Moopets are a hard, cynical act for a hard, cynical world. 896 00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:34,989 Hey, Fozzie! I want you to meet a friend of mine. 897 00:57:37,520 --> 00:57:41,149 - Wocka wocka. - You're relics, Muppets! 898 00:57:41,320 --> 00:57:44,596 The world has moved on, and no one cares about 899 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:49,709 your goody-goody, hippy-dippy, Julie Andrews and Dom DeLuise hostin', 900 00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:53,509 singin'-and-dancin' act anymore! You're dead! 901 00:57:53,680 --> 00:57:56,911 And I just come to bury you. 902 00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:01,389 Now, get out of my office. 903 00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:03,073 - What? - What is that supposed to mean? 904 00:58:03,240 --> 00:58:04,639 You said you were gonna talk to the man! 905 00:58:04,800 --> 00:58:09,078 Guys! OK, so maybe Kermit signed away the theater 906 00:58:09,240 --> 00:58:12,949 and the Muppet name, but as long as we have a celebrity host, 907 00:58:13,120 --> 00:58:16,908 we can still pull off a heart-warming, last-minute triumph, right, Kermit? 908 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:21,795 Well, actually I don't see how we can, Fozzie. 909 00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,154 - Huh? - What? 910 00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,958 Guys, the show's in six hours, 911 00:58:25,120 --> 00:58:29,750 and we're barely rehearsed, and, well, I... 912 00:58:29,920 --> 00:58:31,751 I couldn't get us a celebrity host. 913 00:58:31,920 --> 00:58:33,990 - Oh, no! - What? 914 00:58:34,840 --> 00:58:39,595 I'm afraid Tex Richman's right. The world's moved on. 915 00:58:39,760 --> 00:58:41,716 I'm sorry I dragged you guys into this mess. 916 00:58:42,840 --> 00:58:44,751 Kermit? 917 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,073 All right, listen up, you freaks! 918 00:58:52,240 --> 00:58:54,834 I didn't come 5,000 miles to not be on TV. 919 00:58:55,000 --> 00:58:59,630 All we need is one stinkin' celebrity, and by any means necessary. 920 00:58:59,800 --> 00:59:04,828 Now, the frog's gone. We're doing things my way from now on. 921 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,479 Let's move! 922 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:11,235 - Hey! - Hi. 923 00:59:11,440 --> 00:59:14,432 - How was your day? - Oh, it was great. 924 00:59:14,600 --> 00:59:17,751 I went to Guinness Book of World Records... alone. 925 00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:20,275 Then Ripley's Believe It or Not... solo. 926 00:59:20,440 --> 00:59:22,874 And then I ate lunch unaccompanied, 927 00:59:23,080 --> 00:59:26,231 and then I walked back here... independently. 928 00:59:26,400 --> 00:59:29,153 Listen, I got you these. 929 00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:32,551 You know, to make up for the other ones. The broken ones. 930 00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:35,312 Thanks, sweetie. 931 00:59:36,920 --> 00:59:38,433 Listen, Gary. 932 00:59:38,600 --> 00:59:41,797 I was just wondering what the plan was for dinner tonight. 933 00:59:41,960 --> 00:59:43,393 Oh, I don't care. What do you feel like? 934 00:59:45,560 --> 00:59:48,279 OK. That's fine. 935 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:51,677 That's just fine. That's... that's perfect. 936 00:59:53,280 --> 00:59:55,236 I'm going to go for a walk. 937 00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:57,749 Individually. 938 01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:08,352 - Walter, hey. - Gary. 939 01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,637 Oh, where have you been? I need you to help me figure out a talent. 940 01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:13,313 A talent for what? 941 01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:17,473 For the show. Kermit asked me to do an act in the show. 942 01:00:17,640 --> 01:00:20,359 I... I could be a Muppet. 943 01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:24,353 Wow. Wow, Walter, that's amazing. 944 01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:27,273 Yeah, but I need to figure out if I have a talent. 945 01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:29,749 Well, you know what? I'm sure you'll think of something, 946 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:32,434 but right now I actually... I need your help. 947 01:00:32,600 --> 01:00:35,672 I'm starting to get the feeling that Mary's upset with me about something, 948 01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,276 and I don't know what, and I was hoping maybe you would talk to her for me. 949 01:00:39,440 --> 01:00:40,555 Gary, I'd love to help you out, 950 01:00:40,720 --> 01:00:43,757 but I can't leave the theater now. This is important. 951 01:00:43,920 --> 01:00:46,957 Well, hold on a second. I mean, my life is important, too. 952 01:00:47,160 --> 01:00:49,435 Yeah, but the whole reason we came here was to see the Muppets. 953 01:00:49,600 --> 01:00:51,955 No, it wasn't! The whole reason we came here 954 01:00:52,120 --> 01:00:54,429 was to take a vacation where I took Mary out to a fancy dinner 955 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:56,272 because it's our tenth anniversary, and then... 956 01:00:59,000 --> 01:01:01,309 - Walter, what day is today? - Friday. 957 01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,392 Yeah. Yeah, that's it. 958 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:08,109 This is bad. Walter, this is really bad. I have to... 959 01:01:08,280 --> 01:01:10,999 - Mary? Mary! - Wait. 960 01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:14,357 Gary, I need you. 961 01:01:29,480 --> 01:01:31,198 OK, is everybody ready? 962 01:01:31,360 --> 01:01:34,670 Commence Operation Celebri-nap. Masks on! 963 01:01:34,840 --> 01:01:37,070 - Masks on! - Except for moi. 964 01:01:37,240 --> 01:01:38,753 Nothing covers this beautiful face. 965 01:01:38,960 --> 01:01:43,317 - No maskin'? - No maskin'. 966 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,911 Check the door on Stage 28. 967 01:01:46,080 --> 01:01:48,514 - I'm going over there now. - She's done in makeup... 968 01:01:58,280 --> 01:02:01,352 I told you, I'm not done putting on my balls! 969 01:02:04,600 --> 01:02:07,273 Oh, hey, Animal. 970 01:02:08,560 --> 01:02:09,595 What are you doin' here? 971 01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:13,878 Acting. Natural. 972 01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:15,229 Now! 973 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:17,475 Whoa! 974 01:02:18,480 --> 01:02:21,392 Hiya! 975 01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:36,994 Hiya! 976 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:46,074 Mary, surprise! I figured out why you're mad... at me. 977 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:57,837 Gary, I've gone home. 978 01:02:58,040 --> 01:03:01,589 I love you, but you need to decide, are you a man 979 01:03:01,760 --> 01:03:03,671 or a Muppet? 980 01:03:16,880 --> 01:03:19,792 # I reflect on my reflection 981 01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:23,794 # And I ask myself the question 982 01:03:23,960 --> 01:03:29,796 # What's the right direction to go? 983 01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,595 # I don't know 984 01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:38,390 # Am I a man 985 01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:43,111 - # Or am I a Muppet? - # Am I a Muppet? 986 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,397 # If I'm a Muppet Then I'm a very manly Muppet 987 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:50,109 - # Very manly Muppet - # Am I a Muppet? 988 01:03:50,280 --> 01:03:53,431 - # Muppet - # Or am I a man? 989 01:03:53,640 --> 01:03:56,029 # Am I a man? 990 01:03:56,200 --> 01:03:59,670 # If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man 991 01:03:59,840 --> 01:04:02,195 # A Muppet of a man 992 01:04:06,600 --> 01:04:09,717 # I look into these eyes 993 01:04:09,880 --> 01:04:13,077 # And I don't recognize 994 01:04:13,280 --> 01:04:17,637 # The one I see inside 995 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:23,434 # It's time for me to decide 996 01:04:23,600 --> 01:04:27,639 # Am I a man 997 01:04:27,840 --> 01:04:29,637 # Or am I a Muppet? 998 01:04:29,840 --> 01:04:32,274 # Am I a Muppet? 999 01:04:32,440 --> 01:04:35,750 # If I'm a Muppet Well, I'm a very manly Muppet 1000 01:04:35,920 --> 01:04:39,674 - # Very manly Muppet - # Am I a Muppet? 1001 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,673 - # Muppet - # Or am I a man? 1002 01:04:42,840 --> 01:04:44,990 # Am I a man? 1003 01:04:45,160 --> 01:04:49,392 # If I'm a man that makes me a Muppet of a man 1004 01:04:49,560 --> 01:04:51,676 # A Muppet of a man 1005 01:04:53,400 --> 01:04:54,879 # Here I go again 1006 01:04:55,040 --> 01:04:57,918 # I'm always running out of time 1007 01:04:58,120 --> 01:05:02,272 # I think I made up my mind 1008 01:05:02,440 --> 01:05:06,228 # Now I understand who I am 1009 01:05:09,120 --> 01:05:12,271 # I'm a man 1010 01:05:12,440 --> 01:05:15,910 # I'm a Muppet 1011 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:24,116 - # I'm a Muppet of a man - # I'm a very manly Muppet 1012 01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:28,636 # I'm a Muppet-y man 1013 01:05:41,800 --> 01:05:43,313 I'm so sorry. 1014 01:05:43,480 --> 01:05:45,914 - Oh, Gary. - Mary. 1015 01:05:48,560 --> 01:05:50,869 # That's what I am # 1016 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,192 Kermit. We have our celebrity! 1017 01:06:01,360 --> 01:06:04,955 Mr. Jack Black has graciously agreed to do the telethon! 1018 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:07,554 Oh, my gosh, that's amazing. Where is he? 1019 01:06:07,720 --> 01:06:10,632 - In the trunk. - Get me outta here! 1020 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:13,712 You kidnapped Jack Black? That's illegal! 1021 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:18,431 But, Kermit, what's more illegal, briefly inconveniencing Jack Black, 1022 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:23,116 - or destroying the Muppets? - Kidnapping Jack Black, Fozzie! 1023 01:06:23,280 --> 01:06:26,556 Kermit, listen. Whatever I may think of you right now, 1024 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,393 these guys are counting on you. You inspire them. 1025 01:06:29,560 --> 01:06:32,279 - What, to kidnap people? - To work together. 1026 01:06:32,440 --> 01:06:36,274 - To kidnap people? - Mr. The Frog, we all agreed 1027 01:06:36,440 --> 01:06:39,113 a celebrity is not a people. 1028 01:06:39,280 --> 01:06:42,636 And now that we have a celebrity, the show's back on. 1029 01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:46,395 Come on, Kermit. Don't let these guys down now. 1030 01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:53,119 All right. Well, what are you guys still doing here, huh? 1031 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:54,719 - It's showtime! - All right! 1032 01:06:54,880 --> 01:06:55,915 That's it! 1033 01:06:57,480 --> 01:07:01,189 - Nicely done, sir. As usual. - En garde. 1034 01:07:02,840 --> 01:07:04,558 Ow! Ow. 1035 01:07:04,720 --> 01:07:06,950 OK, very nice. 1036 01:07:07,120 --> 01:07:09,270 Halt! Point left! 1037 01:07:09,440 --> 01:07:12,238 Well done, sir. Thank you. Thank you so much. 1038 01:07:12,400 --> 01:07:15,756 And coming up next on CDE, The Muppet Telethon. 1039 01:07:15,920 --> 01:07:18,309 Kermit and friends host a celebrity-studded gala, 1040 01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:22,155 - with special guest, Jack Black. - Oh! He's pretty good. 1041 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:28,388 - We're going to phase two. - Yes, Mr. Richman. 1042 01:07:30,400 --> 01:07:33,551 So do you think we're working for the bad guy? 1043 01:07:38,560 --> 01:07:40,676 Hurry! The show starts in ten minutes! 1044 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:44,712 Where did you learn to drive? 1045 01:07:47,920 --> 01:07:49,956 Hang on, everyone! 1046 01:07:52,960 --> 01:07:56,873 Come on, guys. OK, listen up, everybody! This is it! Five minutes to curtain! 1047 01:07:57,040 --> 01:07:59,031 - Kermit? - Get ready for the opening number. 1048 01:07:59,200 --> 01:08:00,872 - Yes? - I need to talk to you about my act. 1049 01:08:01,040 --> 01:08:02,871 Listen, Walter, I know you're gonna be fine. 1050 01:08:03,040 --> 01:08:05,110 In fact, I'm sure you'll be great. Scooter, who's up first? 1051 01:08:05,280 --> 01:08:06,633 - Come on, come on, come on! - No... 1052 01:08:06,800 --> 01:08:08,153 Fly in the arches! 1053 01:08:09,960 --> 01:08:12,394 - OK, first we have the opening theme. - Of course. Yeah. 1054 01:08:12,560 --> 01:08:14,357 - You come out and introduce Fozzie. - Right. 1055 01:08:14,520 --> 01:08:17,193 Then we have... TV executive at six o'clock! 1056 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:20,198 - What? - The show is a disaster, Frog! 1057 01:08:20,360 --> 01:08:22,430 - Veronica... - Where's the audience? 1058 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:25,034 I knew you guys weren't popular anymore. 1059 01:08:25,240 --> 01:08:28,198 I should have trusted that chart. There's no one here! 1060 01:08:28,360 --> 01:08:29,998 - What about Hobo Joe? - Who? 1061 01:08:30,160 --> 01:08:32,628 Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe? 1062 01:08:32,800 --> 01:08:34,552 - Just a second. Scooter! - Yeah, chief? 1063 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:38,429 - Did you hand out all those flyers? - Of course. Every last one! 1064 01:08:38,600 --> 01:08:40,989 Don't worry. We'll think of something! 1065 01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:42,479 You better. 1066 01:08:42,680 --> 01:08:44,671 Yoo-hoo! You've got audience. 1067 01:08:44,840 --> 01:08:47,638 It's me! What am I, invisible? 1068 01:08:47,800 --> 01:08:49,995 Jack Black. 1069 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:51,912 Fifteen seconds to curtain, Mr. Black. 1070 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:55,069 - Hi! - Ah! Where am I? 1071 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:58,357 Why am I so fancy? What are you doing? You're ruining my look! 1072 01:08:58,520 --> 01:09:00,909 - We'll see you out there! Good luck! - Stop cleaning me! 1073 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:05,073 - You sure got nice teeth, Jack Black. - Yeah. 1074 01:09:06,440 --> 01:09:07,475 We're here! 1075 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:10,108 - Start the show! - Ready for some kind of entertainment! 1076 01:09:10,280 --> 01:09:12,475 All right, good luck, everyone, and cue Scooter. 1077 01:09:12,640 --> 01:09:15,552 OK, we go live in three, two... 1078 01:09:17,600 --> 01:09:22,151 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome your host, Kermit the Frog. 1079 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:24,877 It's The Muppet Telethon, 1080 01:09:25,040 --> 01:09:29,352 with our very special guest, Mr. Jack Black! Yay! 1081 01:09:41,440 --> 01:09:43,078 # It's time to play the music 1082 01:09:43,280 --> 01:09:45,271 # It's time to light the lights 1083 01:09:45,440 --> 01:09:49,319 # It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight 1084 01:09:49,480 --> 01:09:51,630 # It's time to put on makeup 1085 01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,518 # It's time to dress up right 1086 01:09:53,680 --> 01:09:55,796 # It's time to get things started 1087 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,275 # Why don't you get things started? 1088 01:09:58,440 --> 01:09:59,839 I always dreamed we'd be back here. 1089 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:02,036 Dreams? Those were nightmares! 1090 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:03,792 # It's time to get things started 1091 01:10:03,960 --> 01:10:07,157 # On the most sensational inspirational, celebrational 1092 01:10:07,320 --> 01:10:13,589 # Muppetational This is what we call The Muppet Show # 1093 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:21,351 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to The Muppet Telethon! 1094 01:10:21,520 --> 01:10:24,592 We have Muppets standing by to take your calls. 1095 01:10:24,760 --> 01:10:26,478 - Yes, we are. - Hi. Hello. 1096 01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,949 Could I have a large pizza with ham and...? 1097 01:10:29,160 --> 01:10:32,232 Yes, and, boy, do we have a wonderful show for you, 1098 01:10:32,400 --> 01:10:35,358 with our special guest, Mr. Jack Black! 1099 01:10:38,640 --> 01:10:40,517 I'm being held captive by these weirdos! 1100 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:43,797 Now you know how we've felt for the past 40 years! 1101 01:10:43,960 --> 01:10:47,236 Somebody, anybody, please call the police. This is real rope! 1102 01:10:47,400 --> 01:10:50,517 - Man, this 3-D is incredible! - This is real! 1103 01:10:50,880 --> 01:10:53,440 Oh, and by the way, folks, we have plenty of room here in the audience, 1104 01:10:53,640 --> 01:10:57,030 so if you'd like to come down and see the show live... 1105 01:10:57,200 --> 01:11:00,829 There's no audience in the theater. Look, it's totally empty. 1106 01:11:02,800 --> 01:11:04,518 Poor Walter. 1107 01:11:07,560 --> 01:11:09,039 Maybe we should go back. 1108 01:11:09,240 --> 01:11:13,916 No way, Mary. I've made my choice already. 1109 01:11:14,120 --> 01:11:15,872 I just sang a whole song about it. 1110 01:11:16,080 --> 01:11:18,469 I wanna stay here with you. 1111 01:11:20,440 --> 01:11:21,555 So thank you. 1112 01:11:29,240 --> 01:11:31,435 Ladies and gentlemen, prepare yourselves 1113 01:11:31,640 --> 01:11:35,189 for the Great Gonzo's most amazing feat ever. 1114 01:11:35,760 --> 01:11:37,637 - Head bowling. - What? No! 1115 01:11:37,800 --> 01:11:39,153 I have not signed off on this! 1116 01:11:39,320 --> 01:11:41,595 Drumroll, please. 1117 01:11:42,640 --> 01:11:47,668 And a one and a two and a three! 1118 01:11:47,840 --> 01:11:50,798 Uh-oh. Uh... My fingers got stuck. 1119 01:11:50,960 --> 01:11:53,474 All part of the act, folks. Stay tuned. 1120 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:56,956 Please, make this end! Please! 1121 01:11:57,160 --> 01:11:58,593 This is great. Call'em. 1122 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,916 Hello? 1123 01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,231 You wanna give us some money?! Uhhh... 1124 01:12:11,400 --> 01:12:14,949 - Say yes! - Yes! We will take that money! 1125 01:12:15,120 --> 01:12:19,557 Hey, guys, we got us some money! 1126 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:24,794 Oh, yeah, tickets. Here we are. Tickets. Thank you. 1127 01:12:24,960 --> 01:12:28,714 Five dollars to show you your seat. It's up there somewhere. 1128 01:12:28,880 --> 01:12:31,792 - Help! - OK, thank you, Gonzo. 1129 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:34,520 Thank you very much. Ladies and gentlemen, we will see what happens with 1130 01:12:34,680 --> 01:12:36,796 head bowling a little later in the show. 1131 01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:41,397 Up next is our furry funny man, Mr. Fozzie Bear! Yay! 1132 01:12:42,640 --> 01:12:44,995 Thank you, thank you, and thank you. 1133 01:12:45,160 --> 01:12:47,913 Boy, did I go to a bad seafood place last night. 1134 01:12:48,080 --> 01:12:52,039 The catch of the day was salmonella. Wocka wocka! 1135 01:12:52,200 --> 01:12:55,237 - OK. - Ah! That joke's like 50 years old! 1136 01:12:56,440 --> 01:12:58,192 So how'bout those shopping centers? 1137 01:12:58,360 --> 01:13:00,794 You seen one, you seen a mall! Take it. 1138 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:02,871 Make it stop! 1139 01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:09,840 - Wocka wocka wocka wocka! - Make it stop! No! 1140 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,310 - We're not a team! I'm not with him! - What is happening? 1141 01:13:13,480 --> 01:13:16,517 People are actually watching this? 1142 01:13:16,680 --> 01:13:20,116 Deadly! Bring the car! 1143 01:13:20,840 --> 01:13:22,159 What am I gonna do? 1144 01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:23,435 What am I gonna do? 1145 01:13:23,600 --> 01:13:26,273 Walter? Sixty seconds till you're on, Walter. 1146 01:13:26,440 --> 01:13:28,237 You ready? 1147 01:13:28,400 --> 01:13:31,437 No. Yes, yes, yes... 1148 01:13:32,200 --> 01:13:34,111 Whoopi Goldberg? 1149 01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:36,953 Selena Gomez? And... hi there. 1150 01:13:37,880 --> 01:13:40,952 Yeah, look, somebody said there might be a career opportunity here, 1151 01:13:41,120 --> 01:13:43,509 - something about saving a theater. - Yes, yes, of course. 1152 01:13:43,680 --> 01:13:46,274 I don't really know who you guys are. My agent just told me to show up. 1153 01:13:46,480 --> 01:13:47,708 - That's great. - Are you one of the 1154 01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,074 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? 1155 01:13:49,240 --> 01:13:51,993 Yes, I am, and let me show you how you can help. 1156 01:13:52,160 --> 01:13:55,630 And don't worry. It's just your one shot to go on live TV 1157 01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:57,916 before millions of people to prove you have what it takes 1158 01:13:58,120 --> 01:14:00,793 to become one of the Muppets. Good luck. 1159 01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:07,200 Up next, folks, I am proud to present a brand-new act 1160 01:14:07,360 --> 01:14:10,158 to the show. Introducing Walter. 1161 01:14:20,560 --> 01:14:21,879 That's not good. 1162 01:14:22,200 --> 01:14:27,115 It appears that Walter has stepped out, so it's... 1163 01:14:27,280 --> 01:14:31,319 Well, it's back to the days of yore down at the old barbershop. 1164 01:14:44,080 --> 01:14:48,437 Oh, no! It's a barbershop quartet! Get me out of here! 1165 01:14:52,920 --> 01:14:54,751 Wait a minute. What are you doing? 1166 01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:57,150 Is that Nirvana? Stop it! No! 1167 01:15:02,440 --> 01:15:04,715 You're ruining one of the greatest songs of all time! 1168 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:08,799 Ow! 1169 01:15:10,880 --> 01:15:12,359 Careful around the ears! 1170 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,520 Ah! That was hot! 1171 01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:36,831 Hey! What's going on here? Why is my body so big? 1172 01:15:37,000 --> 01:15:39,594 What'd you do to my voice? I sound like a chipmunk! 1173 01:15:39,800 --> 01:15:41,870 Wait a second. Did you guys shrink my head? 1174 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:44,873 Ladies and gentlemen, Jack Black! 1175 01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:50,751 Nice work, everybody. Chickens, you're up next! 1176 01:15:50,920 --> 01:15:53,275 It's going rather nicely. We might just make this. 1177 01:15:54,040 --> 01:15:56,190 And now I am pleased and proud to present 1178 01:15:56,400 --> 01:15:59,631 those princesses of poultry, Camilla and friends! 1179 01:16:44,880 --> 01:16:47,474 Let's hear it for Camilla and her farmyard friends! 1180 01:16:48,960 --> 01:16:51,952 No, I... I don't know why I'm not hosting this. 1181 01:16:52,120 --> 01:16:54,680 So remember, folks, keep on calling and you'll help us reach our goal 1182 01:16:54,880 --> 01:16:57,440 of ten million dollars by midnight. And if... 1183 01:16:59,440 --> 01:17:00,475 Oh, dear. 1184 01:17:00,640 --> 01:17:01,834 Ladies and gentlemen, don't be alarmed. 1185 01:17:02,000 --> 01:17:04,798 We will get this sorted out just as soon as we can. Scooter! 1186 01:17:08,600 --> 01:17:14,118 Well, that's that. Nice try, Muppets! 1187 01:17:19,120 --> 01:17:22,032 Kermit, how are we going to raise the rest of the money 1188 01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:23,355 with no electricity? 1189 01:17:23,520 --> 01:17:25,750 All right, calm down, everybody. 1190 01:17:29,680 --> 01:17:32,353 - Is everybody OK? - Yeah. 1191 01:17:32,520 --> 01:17:35,080 Well, we can't do the show without power. 1192 01:17:35,240 --> 01:17:38,152 - Anybody got any bright ideas? - Not now, Fozzie. 1193 01:17:38,320 --> 01:17:40,675 Ten-gauge gator grip. 1194 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,675 I love it when you talk shop. 1195 01:17:55,320 --> 01:17:56,992 Oh! 1196 01:17:57,160 --> 01:17:58,957 - # La la la la la la la - # Mee mee mee mee 1197 01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:02,640 What? How'd they get the power back? 1198 01:18:03,960 --> 01:18:05,871 We're gonna have to get up on that roof 1199 01:18:06,040 --> 01:18:09,476 and shut'em down for good! Bolt cutters! 1200 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:11,835 Bolt cutters. 1201 01:18:12,040 --> 01:18:14,235 Deadly! You come with me. 1202 01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:18,239 That's it. 1203 01:18:18,400 --> 01:18:19,753 Hm. 1204 01:18:27,800 --> 01:18:30,030 To the end of the Muppets! 1205 01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,190 Deadly! What are you doing? 1206 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:35,952 Enough! 1207 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:40,636 Just because I have a terrifying name and an evil English accent, 1208 01:18:40,800 --> 01:18:43,837 does not preclude the fact that, in my heart, 1209 01:18:44,000 --> 01:18:48,869 I am a Muppet, not a Moopet! 1210 01:18:49,040 --> 01:18:52,794 Looks like it's I who will have the last laugh! 1211 01:18:52,960 --> 01:18:56,475 - What does that mean? - It's an idiom, you idiot, 1212 01:18:56,640 --> 01:19:00,474 because you cannot laugh! Ha ha! 1213 01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:02,153 Oopsie. 1214 01:19:04,040 --> 01:19:05,155 Deadly. 1215 01:19:06,480 --> 01:19:09,392 Now that's a maniacal laugh for you! 1216 01:19:09,560 --> 01:19:12,552 Hey, Gary, Mary, how'd you guys get here so fast? 1217 01:19:12,720 --> 01:19:14,790 We travelled by map. We thought it'd be quicker. 1218 01:19:14,960 --> 01:19:17,997 Hey, I'm sorry I bailed. I just... 1219 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:20,230 I realized you don't let the most important person 1220 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:22,715 in your world slip away. 1221 01:19:30,080 --> 01:19:31,957 - Hey, Scooter? - Yeah? 1222 01:19:32,160 --> 01:19:34,469 Could you do me a favor and take over hosting duty? 1223 01:19:34,640 --> 01:19:37,438 But, chief, I don't go onstage. 1224 01:19:37,600 --> 01:19:41,149 Well, just do what I do. Pretend that the audience is naked. 1225 01:19:41,320 --> 01:19:42,878 Yeah, but, I... 1226 01:19:43,040 --> 01:19:44,917 Ha... ha... ha... 1227 01:19:47,280 --> 01:19:48,474 Uh, Miss Piggy? 1228 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:08,310 You are all naked. 1229 01:20:08,480 --> 01:20:09,879 Well, sorta. 1230 01:20:10,040 --> 01:20:13,555 OK. Great! And now, ladies and gentlemen, 1231 01:20:13,720 --> 01:20:16,792 please welcome, a real hero... 1232 01:20:24,960 --> 01:20:28,919 You saved it? After all this time? 1233 01:20:29,080 --> 01:20:32,072 Oh, Kermie. 1234 01:20:41,960 --> 01:20:45,794 I guess I'm not that good at saying this kind of stuff. 1235 01:20:45,960 --> 01:20:48,110 - Yes, Kermie? - Well... 1236 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:53,758 ...over the last week, I realized that... 1237 01:20:55,240 --> 01:20:56,514 ...I... I miss you. 1238 01:20:57,560 --> 01:21:00,870 And I need you. 1239 01:21:02,080 --> 01:21:07,632 And maybe you don't need the, the whole world to love you. 1240 01:21:08,640 --> 01:21:11,950 Maybe you just need one person. 1241 01:21:14,400 --> 01:21:18,279 It's time for our song, and if we don't raise the money tonight, 1242 01:21:18,440 --> 01:21:20,829 it might be the last time we sing together. 1243 01:21:22,160 --> 01:21:26,631 And... Well, are you ready? 1244 01:21:27,720 --> 01:21:29,517 Oh, Kermie. 1245 01:21:38,080 --> 01:21:40,799 # Why are there so many 1246 01:21:41,000 --> 01:21:43,878 # Songs about rainbows? 1247 01:21:44,080 --> 01:21:48,710 # And what's on the other side? 1248 01:21:50,280 --> 01:21:53,078 # Rainbows are visions 1249 01:21:53,240 --> 01:21:56,312 # But only illusions 1250 01:21:56,480 --> 01:22:01,110 # And rainbows have nothing to hide 1251 01:22:02,720 --> 01:22:04,836 # So we've been told 1252 01:22:05,000 --> 01:22:09,118 # And some choose to believe it 1253 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:14,115 # I know they're wrong Wait and see 1254 01:22:14,960 --> 01:22:17,997 # Someday we'll find it 1255 01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,317 # The rainbow connection 1256 01:22:21,480 --> 01:22:26,110 # The lovers, the dreamers and me 1257 01:22:26,280 --> 01:22:30,159 # All of us under its spell 1258 01:22:30,320 --> 01:22:32,072 # We know that it's 1259 01:22:32,240 --> 01:22:37,109 # Probably magic 1260 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:41,120 # Have you been half asleep 1261 01:22:41,280 --> 01:22:44,556 # And have you heard voices? 1262 01:22:44,720 --> 01:22:48,918 # I've heard them calling my name 1263 01:22:53,280 --> 01:22:55,794 Hey, these are yours, man. 1264 01:22:55,960 --> 01:22:57,996 I kept'em for ya. 1265 01:22:58,200 --> 01:23:00,475 - Drum. - No drum. 1266 01:23:00,640 --> 01:23:02,517 - Drum! - No drum! 1267 01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:04,796 - Drum! Drum! - No drum! No drum! 1268 01:23:11,520 --> 01:23:13,476 You know what to do. 1269 01:23:15,920 --> 01:23:21,199 # I've heard it too many times to ignore it 1270 01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:26,354 # It's something that I'm supposed to be 1271 01:23:27,560 --> 01:23:30,870 - Aaah! - # Someday we'll find it 1272 01:23:31,040 --> 01:23:33,873 # The rainbow connection 1273 01:23:34,040 --> 01:23:38,875 # The lovers, the dreamers and me # 1274 01:23:49,520 --> 01:23:54,196 Drum! Drum, drum! Drum! 1275 01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:56,078 Ah ha ha ha ha. 1276 01:23:56,240 --> 01:23:57,958 You still got it, man! 1277 01:23:58,120 --> 01:24:03,194 Piggy? Will you stay... for me? 1278 01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:05,590 - For you, Kermie? - Yeah. 1279 01:24:05,760 --> 01:24:06,909 Of course! 1280 01:24:12,600 --> 01:24:13,589 Woo hoo! 1281 01:24:20,720 --> 01:24:22,199 Thank you, everybody. 1282 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:24,794 Thank you, all. Ladies and gentlemen, 1283 01:24:24,960 --> 01:24:29,238 it's almost midnight and we haven't quite reached our target yet, 1284 01:24:29,400 --> 01:24:33,916 but if you'll all just stick around, we'll be right back with our final act. 1285 01:24:34,080 --> 01:24:37,993 The Muppet Telethon will return after these messages. 1286 01:24:41,160 --> 01:24:44,709 Walter? Walter, where are you, buddy? 1287 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:48,509 Listen, everybody, the show ran short, and we don't have anything else planned. 1288 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,552 We need one last act to bring us home. 1289 01:24:51,720 --> 01:24:54,518 I'm gonna go check on Jack Black and see if he has any ideas. 1290 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:55,999 You guys see if you can come up with something. 1291 01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:58,196 We have two minutes! Two minutes! 1292 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,710 - Think, think, think! - What am I thinking? 1293 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:05,190 Walter. Walt! 1294 01:25:06,120 --> 01:25:07,917 - Walter! - Gary? 1295 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,510 - Wha... You came back. - Walter. 1296 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:13,398 What are you doing down here? 1297 01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,189 They just need one more act. You gotta get out there and help those guys. 1298 01:25:17,360 --> 01:25:21,797 I can't. What if people laugh at me? I... 1299 01:25:21,960 --> 01:25:26,511 I'd rather go back home to Smalltown. With you. 1300 01:25:29,000 --> 01:25:31,798 Look, Walter, you're my brother, 1301 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:37,557 and I'm always gonna love you, but you belong here, with these guys. 1302 01:25:37,720 --> 01:25:40,837 Hey, you're the one who got Kermit to do this. 1303 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,560 You're the one who brought everyone here together. 1304 01:25:43,720 --> 01:25:48,350 You always believe in other people, but that's easy. 1305 01:25:48,520 --> 01:25:51,876 Sooner or later, you gotta believe in yourself, too, 1306 01:25:52,080 --> 01:25:55,038 because that's what growing up is. 1307 01:25:56,120 --> 01:25:58,953 It's becoming who you want to be. 1308 01:25:59,120 --> 01:26:02,829 You have to try. Please, Walter. 1309 01:26:05,240 --> 01:26:06,434 You're my hero. 1310 01:26:19,080 --> 01:26:22,072 OK, Jack Black's got nothing. What did you guys come up with? 1311 01:26:22,280 --> 01:26:25,636 - Bunsen can set Beaker on fire. - No, no, no, we can't do that. 1312 01:26:25,800 --> 01:26:28,553 - I could break out the fart shoes. - No, no, no, that will never work! 1313 01:26:28,720 --> 01:26:29,869 We're back in three, two... 1314 01:26:31,600 --> 01:26:34,160 Oh, no! 1315 01:26:50,480 --> 01:26:52,038 It's Walter. 1316 01:27:53,120 --> 01:27:54,712 Thank you. 1317 01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:59,112 - He's all grown up. - Oh, that was wonderful! 1318 01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:04,909 Ladies and gentlemen, Walter! 1319 01:28:05,080 --> 01:28:07,674 It looks like we're going to get our studio back! 1320 01:28:07,880 --> 01:28:11,919 the Muppets are about to take back their studio. 1321 01:28:17,360 --> 01:28:21,273 Help! I've been mugged. Alerting authorities. 1322 01:28:21,480 --> 01:28:23,835 - We're sorry... - What happened? Hello? 1323 01:28:24,000 --> 01:28:26,673 - Hello? - Guys, my phone is dead. 1324 01:28:26,840 --> 01:28:32,358 News flash: My phone is also dead. Repeat, my phone is also dead. 1325 01:28:35,160 --> 01:28:36,718 Ooh... 1326 01:28:48,040 --> 01:28:51,589 I did it. I beat you. 1327 01:28:54,840 --> 01:28:59,994 Game over, Kermit. You lost. 1328 01:29:01,800 --> 01:29:02,835 Chicky! 1329 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:07,232 Too late, Muppets. I won! Turn that thing off! 1330 01:29:07,440 --> 01:29:10,876 The show is over! 1331 01:29:11,040 --> 01:29:12,792 But we were so close! 1332 01:29:18,320 --> 01:29:20,515 Or not. 1333 01:29:20,680 --> 01:29:22,796 It kinda makes me feel better, honestly. 1334 01:29:23,000 --> 01:29:25,594 I mean, we were nowhere close at all. 1335 01:29:25,760 --> 01:29:29,833 You artists formerly known as the Muppets 1336 01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:32,798 are standing on private property. 1337 01:29:32,960 --> 01:29:35,838 My private property. 1338 01:29:36,000 --> 01:29:38,798 And I'm telling you to leave. Now! 1339 01:29:47,080 --> 01:29:49,753 He's right, everybody. 1340 01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:53,469 He won. We gotta go. 1341 01:30:06,080 --> 01:30:07,718 Not now, Fozzie. 1342 01:30:11,200 --> 01:30:13,634 - I can't believe this. - I know. 1343 01:30:17,920 --> 01:30:21,310 Well, that's that. 1344 01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:29,475 This isn't right. 1345 01:30:29,640 --> 01:30:31,517 It can't end like this. 1346 01:30:31,680 --> 01:30:33,511 But what can we do? 1347 01:30:46,480 --> 01:30:52,157 Listen, everybody, we've got nothing to be ashamed of. And you know why? 1348 01:30:53,160 --> 01:30:58,359 Well, because thanks to Walter here, we tried. 1349 01:30:58,520 --> 01:31:00,795 And if we failed, we failed together, 1350 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:06,273 and to me, that's not failing at all. 1351 01:31:06,480 --> 01:31:09,233 And I don't care what anybody says. 1352 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:15,675 And I don't care if no one believes in us, because I believe. 1353 01:31:15,840 --> 01:31:18,877 - I believe in you. - Huh? 1354 01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:21,156 - And you. - Me? 1355 01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:25,199 And you. 1356 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:28,272 You know, what's important isn't this building or a name. 1357 01:31:28,440 --> 01:31:31,159 It's each other. So I say, fine, 1358 01:31:31,320 --> 01:31:33,914 let's just start at the bottom and work our way back up to the top. 1359 01:31:34,080 --> 01:31:37,072 - Yeah. - Let's all walk out through these doors 1360 01:31:37,240 --> 01:31:42,678 with our heads held high. As a family. 1361 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:46,719 - Because that's what we are. - Yeah. Yeah. 1362 01:32:32,320 --> 01:32:34,880 Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! 1363 01:32:39,720 --> 01:32:41,278 Wow. 1364 01:32:44,480 --> 01:32:47,153 Muppets, Muppets, Muppets! 1365 01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:53,432 All right. 1366 01:32:56,040 --> 01:32:58,634 - Wow. - Wow. 1367 01:33:01,760 --> 01:33:04,228 Hey, where's Walter? 1368 01:33:04,400 --> 01:33:09,793 See? Your fans, they love you guys! 1369 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,190 Hey, Walter. Aren't you gonna join us? 1370 01:33:12,360 --> 01:33:13,873 - Yeah! Come on! - Come on, Walter! 1371 01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:16,600 - Come on, Walter! - Yes. Come! 1372 01:33:16,760 --> 01:33:20,878 What're you waiting for, buddy? Get over there. 1373 01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:23,110 Yeah, go ahead. 1374 01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:52,917 Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! 1375 01:34:09,240 --> 01:34:10,958 Hm? Oh. 1376 01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:14,152 How charming. A finale. 1377 01:34:21,680 --> 01:34:24,114 # Everything is great 1378 01:34:24,280 --> 01:34:26,111 # Everything is grand 1379 01:34:26,280 --> 01:34:31,638 # We've got the whole wide world in the palm of our hand 1380 01:34:31,800 --> 01:34:33,756 # Everything is perfect 1381 01:34:33,920 --> 01:34:36,115 # It's falling into place 1382 01:34:36,280 --> 01:34:40,193 # I can't seem to wipe this smile off my face 1383 01:34:40,400 --> 01:34:42,038 # Life's a happy song 1384 01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:45,715 # When there's someone by your side to sing along 1385 01:34:48,040 --> 01:34:51,589 # Everything is great And we'll live happily ever after 1386 01:34:51,760 --> 01:34:54,115 # And we'll keep giving the world the third greatest gift 1387 01:34:54,280 --> 01:34:55,315 # Laughter 1388 01:34:55,480 --> 01:34:58,950 # Ze movie's almost over It's time to say, "So long" 1389 01:34:59,120 --> 01:35:02,510 # Will you please stop singing? You've already sung this song 1390 01:35:02,680 --> 01:35:05,353 # Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side 1391 01:35:05,520 --> 01:35:06,919 # To sing along 1392 01:35:07,080 --> 01:35:08,798 We're happier when you don't sing. 1393 01:35:09,520 --> 01:35:14,116 # We've got everything that we need 1394 01:35:14,280 --> 01:35:16,669 # We can be whatever we want to be 1395 01:35:16,840 --> 01:35:20,150 # Nothing we can't do 1396 01:35:20,360 --> 01:35:23,909 # The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you 1397 01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:26,389 # And you and you and you and you 1398 01:35:26,560 --> 01:35:27,709 Well, all of you. Yeah! 1399 01:35:27,880 --> 01:35:31,509 # La la La la la la la 1400 01:35:31,680 --> 01:35:33,193 # La la 1401 01:35:33,360 --> 01:35:36,432 Hey, remember me? I'm Jack Black! 1402 01:35:36,600 --> 01:35:39,273 No, what are you doing? Whoa, whoa. No, no, no. Put me back down. 1403 01:35:39,440 --> 01:35:41,874 - All hail the Hobo King. - What are you doing? This is insane. 1404 01:35:42,040 --> 01:35:46,431 # We've got everything that we need 1405 01:35:46,600 --> 01:35:49,068 # We can be whatever we want to be 1406 01:35:49,240 --> 01:35:52,710 # Nothing that we can't do 1407 01:35:52,880 --> 01:35:55,952 # The skies are blue when it's me and you and you and you 1408 01:35:56,120 --> 01:35:58,315 - # Life's a happy song - # When there's someone 1409 01:35:58,520 --> 01:36:01,114 - # By your side to sing - # Life's a happy song 1410 01:36:01,280 --> 01:36:03,271 # Mee mee mee Mee mee mee 1411 01:36:03,480 --> 01:36:06,153 # Life's a happy song when there's someone 1412 01:36:06,360 --> 01:36:07,839 - # Someone - # Someone 1413 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:10,878 # By your side 1414 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:15,158 # To sing along 1415 01:36:32,040 --> 01:36:34,076 I just have one question I need to ask you. 1416 01:36:34,920 --> 01:36:38,879 Will you, Mary... marry me? 1417 01:36:41,520 --> 01:36:43,715 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do do-do-do 1418 01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:45,916 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do-do-do 1419 01:36:46,800 --> 01:36:48,518 - # Mahna Mahna - You're breaking the law! 1420 01:36:48,680 --> 01:36:49,669 I own that name. 1421 01:36:49,840 --> 01:36:52,559 Hey, guys, I think I've finally worked out how to... 1422 01:36:55,000 --> 01:36:56,831 "Oil" bet that hurt. 1423 01:37:00,080 --> 01:37:04,198 This just in: "Richman gives back Muppet theater and name. 1424 01:37:04,360 --> 01:37:06,237 Change of heart. Nothing to do with head injury." 1425 01:37:06,400 --> 01:37:08,789 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do do-do-do 1426 01:37:08,960 --> 01:37:11,110 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do-do-do 1427 01:37:11,280 --> 01:37:15,512 - # Mahna Mahna - Hey, Richman! We had a deal! 1428 01:37:15,720 --> 01:37:17,711 - Yeah, for reallies! - Yeah, you owe us money, man. 1429 01:37:17,880 --> 01:37:20,633 What the wocka? 1430 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:29,955 Thank you. 1431 01:37:32,080 --> 01:37:34,594 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do do-do-do 1432 01:37:34,760 --> 01:37:37,149 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do-do-do 1433 01:37:37,320 --> 01:37:40,790 Breaking news: "Miss Piggy promises to stay out of the limelight. 1434 01:37:41,000 --> 01:37:43,116 Kermit says,'We need some time alone. "' 1435 01:37:43,280 --> 01:37:45,271 - Oh, Kermie, I'm so happy. - What are you talking about? 1436 01:37:45,440 --> 01:37:49,797 Let's share our happiness with ten of the world's largest news publications. 1437 01:37:49,960 --> 01:37:53,236 - How's the quiet life, Kermit? - Piggy, froggy! 1438 01:37:53,400 --> 01:37:55,516 - How are you enjoying your time alone? - Piggy! 1439 01:37:57,600 --> 01:37:59,716 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do do-do-do 1440 01:37:59,880 --> 01:38:02,314 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do-do-do 1441 01:38:02,520 --> 01:38:04,715 - # Mahna Mahna - # Do do do-do-do 1442 01:38:04,880 --> 01:38:06,791 # Do-do-do, Do-do-do Do-do-do 1443 01:38:06,960 --> 01:38:08,598 # Do-do Do-do-do-do 1444 01:38:10,720 --> 01:38:11,869 # Mahna Mahna #