1 00:01:44,884 --> 00:01:48,234 (Phone ringing) As'salaamu alaikum, Yusef. 2 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:49,667 Wa-alaikum as-salaam Ummi. 3 00:01:49,667 --> 00:01:51,362 We miss you, how's Buffalo? 4 00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:56,003 Al'hamdulilah, I'm going to check out a house. The flier says everyone there's Muslim. 5 00:01:56,003 --> 00:01:59,597 ok bita, you can live with them. Better than the dorms. 6 00:01:59,838 --> 00:02:00,223 Yep. 7 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:03,335 They will keep you focused and out of trouble. 8 00:02:03,494 --> 00:02:03,792 Insh'Allah. 9 00:02:03,807 --> 00:02:05,926 Insh'Allah 10 00:02:38,028 --> 00:02:38,584 Yusef? 11 00:02:38,585 --> 00:02:39,504 Yeah, Umar? 12 00:02:40,059 --> 00:02:41,896 As'salaamu alaikum. 13 00:02:42,352 --> 00:02:44,189 Wa-alaikum as-salaam. 14 00:02:48,959 --> 00:02:51,078 So, is everyone here Muslim? 15 00:02:51,354 --> 00:02:52,868 From a certain point of view. 16 00:02:53,251 --> 00:02:55,109 Yeah, I didn't expect the house to look like this. 17 00:03:17,222 --> 00:03:18,644 Your room's over here brother. 18 00:03:19,578 --> 00:03:20,708 Sorry. 19 00:03:27,152 --> 00:03:29,272 This is Mustafa's old room. 20 00:03:29,595 --> 00:03:31,714 He was a brother from Egypt. 21 00:03:34,322 --> 00:03:37,753 You know, Mustafa used to get these for free from the Saudi embassy all the time. 22 00:03:37,762 --> 00:03:39,599 Y'akhi when he was here, 23 00:03:40,596 --> 00:03:42,715 that was when we really had it, 24 00:03:42,991 --> 00:03:45,111 a house that was true to Islam. 25 00:03:46,456 --> 00:03:48,575 Insha'Allah we can return to that. 26 00:03:49,052 --> 00:03:50,465 Insha'Allah. 27 00:04:04,417 --> 00:04:06,960 Uh..Are you okay? 28 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,916 I am, the Amazing Ayyub. 29 00:04:10,943 --> 00:04:12,167 Nice to meet you. 30 00:04:12,362 --> 00:04:15,188 Do you live here too or are you, uh…. 31 00:04:15,302 --> 00:04:17,139 Yeah. Sort of, man. 32 00:04:17,752 --> 00:04:18,436 Cool. 33 00:04:18,437 --> 00:04:21,370 Is that a fucking camera dude? This is like video, right? 34 00:04:21,371 --> 00:04:23,300 Yeah I need to recharge the batteries for that. 35 00:04:23,301 --> 00:04:24,737 If you could please. 36 00:04:24,738 --> 00:04:26,047 Do You know anything about computers? 37 00:04:26,048 --> 00:04:28,726 The password, it's, I gotta reset it. 38 00:04:28,727 --> 00:04:31,552 I should really get to studying now. Oh! 39 00:04:31,832 --> 00:04:33,763 Ah, no no let me get it, naw, I got it. 40 00:04:33,764 --> 00:04:37,295 Aw you're smearing it now. You're really smearing it. 41 00:04:40,073 --> 00:04:42,192 Yusef man! You're gonna fit in…. 42 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:46,863 You're gonna fit in my balls! 43 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:49,849 Welcome to the house. 44 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,968 I feel really welcome, thank you. 45 00:04:53,074 --> 00:04:54,910 I'm just gonna…. 46 00:05:07,472 --> 00:05:08,784 Salaam-alaik. 47 00:05:08,821 --> 00:05:09,641 Wa alaikum as… 48 00:05:09,642 --> 00:05:12,466 I was just looking for something to drink. 49 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:15,953 Aw, well, there's plenty to drink. 50 00:05:15,954 --> 00:05:17,993 No, I was thinking something halal. 51 00:05:17,994 --> 00:05:21,526 Oh, halal? Well you've gotta be specific in this place. 52 00:05:30,314 --> 00:05:31,186 Jazakullah khair. (Thank you) 53 00:05:31,187 --> 00:05:32,651 You're the new guy, right? 54 00:05:32,652 --> 00:05:34,484 Salaam, I'm Yusef. 55 00:05:34,046 --> 00:05:35,458 I'm Rabeya. 56 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,692 Have a seat. 57 00:05:42,758 --> 00:05:46,290 Um actually I have to be going because I have, um… 58 00:05:47,057 --> 00:05:49,176 I have um class in a bit, so I …. 59 00:05:49,189 --> 00:05:53,560 Oh right, right every time a man and a woman are alone shaytan is the third present. 60 00:05:53,561 --> 00:05:55,330 Yes, No… I mean no that's not it 61 00:05:55,331 --> 00:05:57,117 I just, uh... 62 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,288 Well did you make your fajr prayer yet? 63 00:06:00,289 --> 00:06:03,113 Sorry… You have to count me out, I'm ragging it. 64 00:06:04,210 --> 00:06:05,341 Okay. 65 00:06:08,385 --> 00:06:09,798 Umar y'akhi? 66 00:06:11,888 --> 00:06:13,301 Umar y'akhi? 67 00:06:15,492 --> 00:06:18,317 Umar y'akhi, wake up, it's time for fajr prayer. 68 00:06:20,070 --> 00:06:21,200 Salam Yusef. 69 00:06:21,727 --> 00:06:23,395 Go make wudhu, I'll follow after you. 70 00:06:24,020 --> 00:06:25,151 Okay. 71 00:06:33,770 --> 00:06:35,889 Bimillahir rahmanir raheem. 72 00:07:38,093 --> 00:07:42,167 La ilaha illa Allah. 73 00:07:44,294 --> 00:07:45,423 Fuck. 74 00:07:47,413 --> 00:07:48,543 Asalams, man. 75 00:07:49,064 --> 00:07:51,607 Wa asalaams. I'm Yusef. 76 00:07:53,176 --> 00:07:54,588 Jehangir. 77 00:07:56,361 --> 00:07:58,198 Nice to meet you. 78 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:00,282 I'm Fasiq. 79 00:08:01,206 --> 00:08:02,391 You're the new guy, right? 80 00:08:02,801 --> 00:08:03,931 Yeah. 81 00:08:05,954 --> 00:08:08,373 You should have been out here with us last night y'akhi. 82 00:08:08,512 --> 00:08:10,631 Oh no, I'm not much of a partier. 83 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:16,865 No worries man. 84 00:08:18,492 --> 00:08:20,611 Come on, get out here, come on. 85 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:22,722 Yeah? 86 00:08:22,775 --> 00:08:23,906 Come check out the view, come on. 87 00:08:29,494 --> 00:08:31,330 Wa salaams man. 88 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:42,931 Calling us out to prayer on your guitar? 89 00:08:44,862 --> 00:08:46,275 That's bid'ah. 90 00:08:52,186 --> 00:08:54,023 Okay. It's bid'ah. 91 00:08:59,879 --> 00:09:01,716 Hey you know, Umar…. 92 00:09:04,040 --> 00:09:09,086 It's only Muslims who use the term innovation to mean something bad. 93 00:09:11,557 --> 00:09:15,594 Don't forget that you're Muslim too… Aren't you? 94 00:09:19,504 --> 00:09:21,341 La ilaha illa Allah. 95 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,429 Umar…. 96 00:09:34,948 --> 00:09:36,079 Y'akhi…. 97 00:09:37,644 --> 00:09:40,469 The adhan has been called, if we're gonna pray…. 98 00:09:43,094 --> 00:09:44,507 Let's pray…. 99 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:03,806 These Muslims don't respect freedom, they don't respect capitalism, and they don't respect our way of life! 100 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:09,448 We can't coexist with these people. And, and the liberals, their starting to find that out. 101 00:10:09,490 --> 00:10:12,537 Look, it's a proven fact. It's been documented! 102 00:10:12,588 --> 00:10:16,120 Radical Shiites are coming to America and going on welfare. Shut the fuck up! 103 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:21,218 Then they send their welfare checks back to Iran to support its nuclear program! 104 00:10:30,620 --> 00:10:31,750 Y'akhi. 105 00:10:32,517 --> 00:10:34,503 It's not a good idea to be drinking tea. 106 00:10:35,237 --> 00:10:35,879 Why not? 107 00:10:36,431 --> 00:10:38,267 Caffeine is a stimulant. 108 00:10:38,923 --> 00:10:43,162 Know, I wouldn't go as far as calling tea haram, but it's at least makrooh. 109 00:10:43,396 --> 00:10:45,232 Tea is makrooh? 110 00:10:45,508 --> 00:10:49,040 Brother, it's a plague amongst the Muslim world is what it is. 111 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,347 Salam. 112 00:10:56,341 --> 00:10:56,890 It's great…. 113 00:10:56,891 --> 00:10:59,937 All you need to get rid of Umar is a vagina! 114 00:11:02,042 --> 00:11:03,419 Bro, how do you fix this thing man? 115 00:11:03,514 --> 00:11:04,814 What are you doing? 116 00:11:04,867 --> 00:11:08,008 Ayyub come on, please, you're gonna break my camera, that was a present for Eid. 117 00:11:08,123 --> 00:11:10,686 Yo, fuck that shit, fix this and let's go fucking skate! 118 00:11:10,751 --> 00:11:11,882 Skate? 119 00:11:44,675 --> 00:11:46,794 Move! Move! Move! Fucking nut. 120 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,038 Douchbag! 121 00:11:51,386 --> 00:11:53,778 Yo, when you gonna hook it up with some of these taqwacores tapes bro? 122 00:11:53,865 --> 00:11:56,883 Ah man, those fuckers only put their shit out on vinyl, man. 123 00:11:57,293 --> 00:12:01,531 Yeah, they like to be all orthodox about it but, uh, for you Amazing Ayyub… 124 00:12:02,529 --> 00:12:03,705 I think I can put something together. 125 00:12:03,706 --> 00:12:05,083 - Yeah? - Yeah, man. 126 00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:07,102 - Thanks bro. - Absolutely brother. 127 00:12:07,841 --> 00:12:09,120 What do you guys mean by that? 128 00:12:09,174 --> 00:12:10,304 What? 129 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,100 Taqwacores. 130 00:12:12,184 --> 00:12:13,810 Aw shit. 131 00:12:13,811 --> 00:12:15,224 Yusef jaan. 132 00:12:16,254 --> 00:12:19,787 Come on man, how long you been in the house for, brother? 133 00:12:20,705 --> 00:12:22,117 Taqwacore…. 134 00:12:22,684 --> 00:12:24,520 Taqwacore y'akhi. 135 00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:26,636 Vote Hezbollah. 136 00:12:26,744 --> 00:12:27,752 The Kominas. 137 00:12:27,781 --> 00:12:28,840 One Trip Abroad. 138 00:12:28,900 --> 00:12:30,030 AIThawra. 139 00:12:30,037 --> 00:12:31,873 Osama's Tunnel Diggers. 140 00:12:32,770 --> 00:12:34,889 The West coast Muslim punk scene. 141 00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,542 Khalifornia. 142 00:12:36,848 --> 00:12:38,180 Muslim punk scene? 143 00:12:38,207 --> 00:12:38,972 Yeah… 144 00:12:39,377 --> 00:12:42,866 all the crazy fuck ups and rejects of the community, coming together man. 145 00:12:43,385 --> 00:12:45,504 Starting bands, putting on shows. 146 00:12:46,361 --> 00:12:47,501 Nobody likes em. 147 00:12:48,025 --> 00:12:52,263 The Muslims say they're not really Muslim, the punks say they aren't really punk. 148 00:12:52,406 --> 00:12:54,525 What's a punk in the first place? 149 00:12:55,830 --> 00:12:59,362 I mean who knows any more, man. Some say it's about busting social taboos. 150 00:12:59,799 --> 00:13:01,918 Some say it's about being loud... 151 00:13:02,409 --> 00:13:03,813 Everybody's got their own opinion. 152 00:13:03,861 --> 00:13:05,980 What do you think it means? 153 00:13:10,501 --> 00:13:12,620 I think it's just about being ugly. 154 00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,579 That's why you can't be punk. 155 00:13:15,614 --> 00:13:17,450 You look too good. 156 00:13:23,217 --> 00:13:25,054 Watch this shit. 157 00:13:25,215 --> 00:13:28,746 Shit, shit, shit, yo check this out, check this out. 158 00:13:31,660 --> 00:13:32,790 Y'akhi! 159 00:13:39,266 --> 00:13:40,230 Dude, are you okay? 160 00:13:40,231 --> 00:13:42,302 - You alright? - That was fucking awesome man! 161 00:13:42,303 --> 00:13:43,204 Are you alright? 162 00:13:43,625 --> 00:13:44,857 Yeah, holy shit. 163 00:13:45,178 --> 00:13:50,123 Fuck, Mash'Allah man, I was in the air so long it was like I had time to stop being nervous, brother. 164 00:13:50,599 --> 00:13:53,171 Yusef, you gotta get that shit in a skateboard video man. 165 00:13:53,194 --> 00:13:54,407 Fuck that, I'm gonna to land it right now. 166 00:13:54,572 --> 00:13:56,409 Bullshit you are. 167 00:13:56,707 --> 00:13:57,374 You okay? 168 00:13:57,861 --> 00:13:59,195 Turn that shit off for a second. 169 00:13:59,983 --> 00:14:01,358 Oh, sure. 170 00:14:01,368 --> 00:14:02,781 Listen man. 171 00:14:03,277 --> 00:14:06,103 Next Friday, we're holding jumauh prayer 172 00:14:06,377 --> 00:14:08,104 and we're gonna do it right at the house. 173 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:09,240 Are you serious? 174 00:14:09,317 --> 00:14:10,455 Yeah, I'm serious. 175 00:14:10,944 --> 00:14:13,063 Jehangir, who would come? 176 00:14:13,525 --> 00:14:15,362 These Muslims y'akhi. 177 00:14:16,129 --> 00:14:18,896 The ones who don't quite fit in at the Muslim center picnics. 178 00:14:19,178 --> 00:14:20,575 The boys who miss their prayers. 179 00:14:20,994 --> 00:14:23,203 The girls who date behind their parents backs. 180 00:14:23,268 --> 00:14:26,800 The ones who ask too many questions during Saturday school. 181 00:14:28,950 --> 00:14:31,776 I can't believe Umar's allowing this. 182 00:14:36,231 --> 00:14:38,067 At the end of the day … 183 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:41,354 he'd rather see this than another party. 184 00:14:41,940 --> 00:14:46,884 And you know y'akhi, deep down even Umar knows he doesn't quite fit in at the masjid any more. 185 00:14:48,831 --> 00:14:52,363 What do you think they see when he walks in the door? 186 00:14:52,673 --> 00:14:54,509 What about an imam? 187 00:14:54,906 --> 00:14:57,731 Don't we need somebody to lead this? 188 00:14:58,853 --> 00:14:59,918 That's the best part. 189 00:15:00,198 --> 00:15:05,024 It is said in the Quran that Allah spoke directly to the virgin Mary. 190 00:15:05,387 --> 00:15:09,976 It is said that she was instructed to teach Islam to her people. 191 00:15:10,538 --> 00:15:14,776 She was told that something was going to happen and that thing did indeed happen. 192 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:21,036 And do you know what that sounds like to me? It sounds like the virgin Mary was a prophet of Islam. 193 00:15:21,096 --> 00:15:23,922 So, why do we not consider her one? 194 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:29,902 She wasn't given a scripture but I say that her book was her son. 195 00:15:32,042 --> 00:15:33,233 So that's my khutbah. 196 00:15:35,387 --> 00:15:36,799 Let's pray. 197 00:15:36,933 --> 00:15:38,063 Takbir! 198 00:15:38,362 --> 00:15:39,774 Allahu Akbar. 199 00:15:52,705 --> 00:15:54,118 Allahu Akbar. 200 00:15:58,101 --> 00:15:59,223 As'salaamu alaikum, Yusef. 201 00:15:59,336 --> 00:16:00,652 Wa alaikum as-salaam Abu. 202 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:03,751 How are your classes? Still straight A's? 203 00:16:03,758 --> 00:16:04,921 Yes Abu, al'hamdulilah. 204 00:16:05,170 --> 00:16:10,439 How are your housemates? They keeping you in the dean? You reading your namaz regularly? 205 00:16:10,812 --> 00:16:11,910 Yes, Yes Abu. 206 00:16:12,213 --> 00:16:13,625 Al-Hamdulilah. 207 00:16:24,258 --> 00:16:25,671 Oh, peace. 208 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:27,133 Hello. 209 00:16:27,188 --> 00:16:29,132 Hi, I'm Lynn, I'm a friend of Fasiq's. 210 00:16:29,193 --> 00:16:29,907 I'm Yusef. 211 00:16:30,225 --> 00:16:32,263 Nice to meet you. 212 00:16:32,264 --> 00:16:33,677 Is he here? 213 00:16:33,822 --> 00:16:35,235 Is who here? 214 00:16:35,409 --> 00:16:35,978 Fasiq. 215 00:16:37,715 --> 00:16:41,573 I don't know. I think… I don't think so actually. 216 00:16:42,678 --> 00:16:44,758 That sucks, I just thought I'd try and say hi. 217 00:16:44,869 --> 00:16:45,478 Lynn! 218 00:16:45,906 --> 00:16:48,020 - Jehangir! - Salaam, how are you? 219 00:16:49,654 --> 00:16:50,584 So what's the good word? 220 00:16:50,764 --> 00:16:52,601 I'm just out for a jog. 221 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,865 You don't come around much? 222 00:16:54,951 --> 00:16:58,198 I know. I've just been super busy with summer classes. 223 00:16:58,376 --> 00:17:00,322 But I hear you guys are having Friday prayer now. 224 00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:03,100 Yeah…everyone's taking turns leading. 225 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:04,852 It's beautiful, you gotta come out. 226 00:17:05,393 --> 00:17:07,512 Oh yeah? Totally, I'm there. 227 00:17:10,513 --> 00:17:14,046 Well, um, I better get back to running but I'll see you guys soon. 228 00:17:14,698 --> 00:17:15,585 Yeah, insh'Allah 229 00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:17,707 - bye. - Salaam sister. 230 00:17:18,706 --> 00:17:20,543 Wa alaikum as-salaam. 231 00:17:27,015 --> 00:17:28,215 What 232 00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:35,292 Look at this. I've got Omar's keys. Beer run? 233 00:17:47,914 --> 00:17:49,751 You're frightening me! 234 00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:56,937 You're crazy. 235 00:17:57,126 --> 00:17:58,367 You give it a shot man. 236 00:17:58,704 --> 00:17:59,514 Give what a shot? 237 00:17:59,583 --> 00:18:00,619 Come on, yell something. 238 00:18:00,665 --> 00:18:01,145 What? 239 00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:02,301 Come on. 240 00:18:02,866 --> 00:18:04,470 Here, up ahead. That old dude. 241 00:18:04,487 --> 00:18:05,618 - What? No. - Come on, don't be afraid. 242 00:18:05,896 --> 00:18:07,734 Okay, okay. Uh…. 243 00:18:11,481 --> 00:18:12,656 Hurry up, hurry! 244 00:18:13,105 --> 00:18:15,224 You make me really nervous! 245 00:18:19,884 --> 00:18:20,920 What'd the guy do? 246 00:18:21,808 --> 00:18:24,633 I don't think he understood what's going on. 247 00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:32,522 It's fucking hilarious man. 248 00:18:37,058 --> 00:18:39,177 What's up with that girl Lynn? 249 00:18:39,653 --> 00:18:41,288 What do you mean? 250 00:18:41,295 --> 00:18:43,414 I mean, like, is she a Muslim? 251 00:18:43,662 --> 00:18:48,506 She is a convert. Or revert as I'm supposed to say. 252 00:18:48,591 --> 00:18:53,772 You know, a Catholic girl who loved Rumi … the whole idea of no priesthood. 253 00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:59,144 One love. One God. All that shit, you know? 254 00:18:59,773 --> 00:19:02,808 But I guess she kind of burnt out man. 255 00:19:03,690 --> 00:19:05,809 So she's not a Muslim any more? 256 00:19:06,767 --> 00:19:09,593 You'll have to ask her about that brother. 257 00:19:10,321 --> 00:19:12,158 Here we go, right here. 258 00:19:12,655 --> 00:19:15,343 - Right here? - Yeah yeah, pull over. - Hold on, I have to signal. 259 00:19:16,623 --> 00:19:18,646 Alright, you gotta signal. 260 00:19:18,653 --> 00:19:21,479 - Right here, right here. Turn the corner. - Hold on, let me signal. Let me signal. 261 00:19:22,065 --> 00:19:24,689 My mom would be very proud of me right now. 262 00:19:24,765 --> 00:19:29,061 - Why? - Hanging out with a good boy like you. 263 00:19:32,562 --> 00:19:35,488 Amazing Ayyub always hooks up the free booze man. 264 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,650 Five bucks says he isn't wearing a shirt. 265 00:19:45,764 --> 00:19:47,884 Give me some! Give me some! 266 00:19:50,960 --> 00:19:53,181 I'm so fucking happy you guys are here! 267 00:19:53,257 --> 00:19:55,376 Get on it! Get on it! Get on it! 268 00:19:58,874 --> 00:20:00,309 What the fuck are you fucks doing here man? 269 00:20:00,310 --> 00:20:05,475 Well we're here to undermine the fucking U.S. Economy so fill her up mate! Fill her up! 270 00:20:05,484 --> 00:20:06,392 Alright, I'll be right back. 271 00:20:06,458 --> 00:20:09,716 Is it okay he jumped on the… Umar's not going to notice…. 272 00:20:09,717 --> 00:20:11,937 Shut the-dude, why do you worry so much? 273 00:20:11,989 --> 00:20:13,825 Worrying is a sin. 274 00:20:19,367 --> 00:20:21,325 Aren't you gonna get in trouble for this? 275 00:20:21,326 --> 00:20:24,857 Fuck this place man. I get more loot giving hand jobs at Niagra Falls man. 276 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:27,203 Great. Umar's gonna kill me. 277 00:20:29,687 --> 00:20:30,211 Dude, you want one? 278 00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:33,379 - No. - Here. - No, I don't want it. 279 00:20:33,821 --> 00:20:37,873 You're just a straight edge guy, huh? You're just all nice and all. 280 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:41,492 You guys, I gotta give these cumbuckets some gas, I'll be right back. 281 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,118 Asalaam. What do you guys want? 282 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:46,945 - A-Salaama-lick my balls mother fucker. - What the fuck did you say. 283 00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:49,078 Thank you, come again! 284 00:20:49,124 --> 00:20:52,571 Stupid mother fuckers. Fucking Dickwads. 285 00:20:55,120 --> 00:20:58,652 Oh shit, you didn't fucking kick my car mother fucker!? 286 00:21:03,255 --> 00:21:04,667 Catch me! 287 00:21:10,804 --> 00:21:13,900 The desire for freedom resides in every human heart. 288 00:21:13,901 --> 00:21:19,838 And that desire cannot be contained forever by prison walls or Marshall laws or secret police. 289 00:21:19,921 --> 00:21:23,453 Over time and across the earth, freedo m will find a way. 290 00:21:29,953 --> 00:21:31,789 Hey Yusef, is that you? 291 00:21:32,342 --> 00:21:33,755 Uh, yeah. 292 00:21:34,075 --> 00:21:35,912 Come in here a sec. 293 00:21:36,653 --> 00:21:38,772 You want me to come into the room? 294 00:21:39,195 --> 00:21:42,727 What the fuck do you think I mean by, come in here a sec? 295 00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:45,970 Okay. 296 00:21:52,178 --> 00:21:53,308 Hey. 297 00:22:02,678 --> 00:22:04,314 I like your room. 298 00:22:04,362 --> 00:22:06,481 It's a ceiling and some walls. 299 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:15,128 Who's this? 300 00:22:15,146 --> 00:22:18,679 Secret Trial Five. They're an all girl taqwacore band from Vancouver. 301 00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:22,586 So Lynn came by the other day. 302 00:22:23,025 --> 00:22:24,862 She thinks you're cute. 303 00:22:25,229 --> 00:22:26,257 Are you serious? 304 00:22:26,323 --> 00:22:30,513 Yeah, I was kinda surprised too. Anyways, do you like her? 305 00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:36,863 Oh, I mean, she's nice and stuff. But I … don't know about liking girls and stuff like that. 306 00:22:36,864 --> 00:22:38,349 What. 307 00:22:39,326 --> 00:22:42,858 Okay, I mean, like, finding out if someone likes you, and then… 308 00:22:43,258 --> 00:22:45,075 … if you like them, and ask them if they want to go to the movies ... 309 00:22:45,088 --> 00:22:47,611 People don't do that any more Yusef. 310 00:22:47,655 --> 00:22:48,987 What do you mean? 311 00:22:49,027 --> 00:22:55,126 Basically, you just hang out with someone and then sooner or later you hook up with that person. 312 00:22:55,127 --> 00:23:02,267 And then one of the people gets jealous …so you decide to only hook up with each other… and then…. 313 00:23:04,067 --> 00:23:07,235 Bam! You're in a relationship. 314 00:23:07,388 --> 00:23:08,417 Oh. 315 00:23:08,515 --> 00:23:18,495 Why don't you just, like… hang out with her and see what's gonna happen. 316 00:23:19,481 --> 00:23:26,525 Okay. Cool. What's this? 317 00:23:27,212 --> 00:23:28,343 What? 318 00:23:28,678 --> 00:23:32,210 This. You, you crossed out a whole ayat in the Qur'an. 319 00:23:32,688 --> 00:23:34,524 Yeah, which one is that? 320 00:23:34,874 --> 00:23:36,711 Let me see, um…. 321 00:23:37,654 --> 00:23:39,491 Four, Four-thirty four. 322 00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:42,725 Right, I didn't need that one any more. 323 00:23:43,371 --> 00:23:47,609 What, you just felt like you could cross out the word of God? I mean, you can't do that. 324 00:23:48,055 --> 00:23:51,917 Well that ayat advises men to beat their wives so what do I need that for. 325 00:23:51,918 --> 00:23:56,501 No, you can't do that. And most translators say that it means to beat lightly and their's a story of Job 326 00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:58,303 where he used a blade of grass. 327 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:02,291 Yeah, Yusef, I know. I read what all the scholars said okay, even the progressives. 328 00:24:02,349 --> 00:24:05,187 I did all the tap dancing around that verse that a desperate Muslim could do. 329 00:24:05,188 --> 00:24:08,013 And in the end, you know what I said? 330 00:24:08,376 --> 00:24:15,331 I said fuck it. And now, I feel a whole lot better about the Quran. 331 00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:18,150 I mean it's kinda weird coming from a girl in a burqa. 332 00:24:18,151 --> 00:24:19,986 What about my burqa? 333 00:24:21,577 --> 00:24:27,631 No, I mean… I meant, uh, you know… It must be kinda hard to, like, read and stuff. 334 00:24:27,694 --> 00:24:30,520 - That's it, that's all I meant…- Okay - in the burqa. 335 00:24:31,224 --> 00:24:32,354 Here. 336 00:24:32,794 --> 00:24:35,039 Came out wrong. Sorry. 337 00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,687 Here. This is for you. 338 00:24:39,595 --> 00:24:40,892 What am I supposed to do with this? 339 00:24:41,395 --> 00:24:44,220 Uh, I don't know. Why don't you wear it? 340 00:24:44,711 --> 00:24:47,812 Alright well don't expect me to wear this thing around town 341 00:24:47,813 --> 00:24:51,554 and like campus and stuff because people are going to think I'm weird. 342 00:24:52,096 --> 00:24:54,215 That's fair. Just so you have it. 343 00:24:54,883 --> 00:24:57,002 Okay, well, al'hamdulilah. 344 00:24:57,766 --> 00:24:59,885 Shut the door all the way. 345 00:25:27,984 --> 00:25:32,216 Hey. Why does Rabeya wear that full burqa? 346 00:25:33,474 --> 00:25:35,053 What do you mean? 347 00:25:35,554 --> 00:25:38,279 I mean, it's not for sunna, we know that much. 348 00:25:38,336 --> 00:25:41,869 You ever have a day you didn't want anybody looking at you? 349 00:25:42,961 --> 00:25:43,908 You think that's why she wears it? 350 00:25:44,753 --> 00:25:46,873 Hey, what the fuck is this?! 351 00:25:47,974 --> 00:25:51,996 What?! What now? 352 00:25:52,033 --> 00:25:53,163 This. 353 00:26:03,625 --> 00:26:05,462 That's my Quran. 354 00:26:05,621 --> 00:26:08,447 Yeah? What's it doing in the bathroom? 355 00:26:08,694 --> 00:26:10,729 These are the words of Allah Subhananahu Wa Ta'Ala 356 00:26:11,038 --> 00:26:13,864 I left it there because it's fucking raining. 357 00:26:14,530 --> 00:26:18,062 Weed's haram for a reason. You do know that, right? 358 00:26:18,477 --> 00:26:24,252 No, no, no, no. You see the Qur'an only forbids alcohol, it don't say shit about weed. 359 00:26:24,343 --> 00:26:26,179 Five-ninety man. 360 00:26:26,555 --> 00:26:28,089 Two, two-one-nine. 361 00:26:28,093 --> 00:26:29,674 That shit is khamr as anything else. 362 00:26:30,251 --> 00:26:32,088 The bathroom is filthy. 363 00:26:32,527 --> 00:26:34,546 Well the whole house is filthy. 364 00:26:34,563 --> 00:26:42,700 Yeah. You know, yeah, you're right.You know, back when Mustafa lived here it could have never looked like this. 365 00:26:42,865 --> 00:26:44,339 No, let me tell you something about Mustafa. 366 00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:48,415 Back when Mustafa lived here Rabeya, could never sit in the fucking living room. 367 00:26:48,416 --> 00:26:49,828 Hey, fuck off! 368 00:26:50,322 --> 00:26:51,453 Fuck! 369 00:26:54,729 --> 00:27:00,319 You know… Umar just thinks I'm up here getting faded, but I know my shit. 370 00:27:06,468 --> 00:27:11,545 Here. In Suratual-Hijr. Ayat 19 and 20. 371 00:27:12,821 --> 00:27:15,482 Allah sent suitable things to grow on the Earth. 372 00:27:16,697 --> 00:27:20,446 And with him are the treasures of everything in the world. 373 00:27:21,123 --> 00:27:24,666 And he only sent them down in a known measure. 374 00:27:26,200 --> 00:27:29,859 This tells us that things from nature are a blessing from Allah. 375 00:27:32,168 --> 00:27:38,016 And that he only sent us what we could handle. Embrace it. 376 00:27:42,757 --> 00:27:44,043 Yo, you pumped up for tonight's party man? 377 00:27:44,641 --> 00:27:45,852 Yeah. 378 00:27:45,877 --> 00:27:46,515 Dude, I'm gonna get my dick wet, you're gonna 379 00:27:46,516 --> 00:27:49,244 get your dick wet. It's gonna be fuckin. 380 00:27:51,214 --> 00:27:52,283 - Hey, uh… hey, hey, hey. - Sweet bro. 381 00:27:52,926 --> 00:27:56,143 I'm gonna stay back, okay? I gotta …. 382 00:27:56,239 --> 00:27:58,064 No, it's not like that. I'm just gonna stay back. 383 00:27:58,565 --> 00:28:00,636 Alright then, I'll just get the forties … 384 00:28:00,652 --> 00:28:04,186 and the blunts and the condoms 385 00:28:05,497 --> 00:28:07,425 - don't tell her you got herpes. - Leave me alone. 386 00:28:15,387 --> 00:28:15,988 Hey. 387 00:28:16,377 --> 00:28:19,039 Hi. As'salaamu alaikum. 388 00:28:19,553 --> 00:28:20,572 Wa alaikum as-salaam. 389 00:28:21,418 --> 00:28:24,147 Fasiq's awesome, isn't he? What a great khutba. 390 00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:26,412 Yeah, it was really out there. 391 00:28:26,940 --> 00:28:29,576 So is Jehangir having another one of his parties tonight? 392 00:28:29,769 --> 00:28:31,077 Yeah, Insh’Allah 393 00:28:31,385 --> 00:28:31,956 So cool. 394 00:28:32,352 --> 00:28:35,257 Friday afternoons all these Muslims come out for khutbas 395 00:28:35,257 --> 00:28:38,455 and then at night the punks come in for beer and ass. 396 00:28:41,488 --> 00:28:44,120 I don’t really think they’re Muslims though. 397 00:28:45,621 --> 00:28:46,706 Why would you say that? 398 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:48,697 No, I mean like, from a traditional stand point. 399 00:28:51,359 --> 00:28:56,486 Personally, I’m not big on the whole Islam is one way approach. 400 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:57,344 What do you mean? 401 00:28:58,787 --> 00:29:01,160 I believe in Allah, you know? 402 00:29:01,816 --> 00:29:04,510 I just, I don’t always call it Allah. 403 00:29:05,464 --> 00:29:06,161 I pray the way I want to pray. 404 00:29:07,230 --> 00:29:09,627 Sometimes it’ll be in a church and sometimes on a rug. 405 00:29:11,006 --> 00:29:11,955 Interesting. 406 00:29:13,153 --> 00:29:14,152 Sorry, I don’t know… 407 00:29:14,172 --> 00:29:16,745 - No. - it’s hard to explain, sometimes. - It’s okay. 408 00:29:17,132 --> 00:29:20,378 It’s fine. So, do you consider yourself a Muslim? 409 00:29:22,400 --> 00:29:27,859 I don’t know. Why don’t you call Allah and ask him yourself. 410 00:29:30,487 --> 00:29:32,305 Good one. 411 00:29:37,855 --> 00:29:40,873 Oh, my ride’s here. I’ll see you tonight. 412 00:29:41,314 --> 00:29:43,475 - Okay. - Salaam. 413 00:30:13,239 --> 00:30:14,717 - Oh oh oh, Yusef! - Hi. 414 00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,878 You have to meet Fatima. 415 00:30:16,879 --> 00:30:18,505 Fatima, this is Yusef. Hi. 416 00:30:18,505 --> 00:30:19,529 Hi, nice to meet you. I’m Yusef. 417 00:30:19,545 --> 00:30:24,803 Fatima just came back from San Francisco. She was doing a documentary on the gay Muslim conference out there. 418 00:30:24,917 --> 00:30:28,787 Yeah, was is right. I thought it was going to be this crazy scene but 419 00:30:28,787 --> 00:30:31,680 you’d be surprised how fundy some of those dudes were out there. 420 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:32,375 What do you mean? 421 00:30:32,375 --> 00:30:38,483 Well like, okay they’re totally strict about prayers and everything. And a lot of them will tell you straight up that gay sex is sin. 422 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:45,105 Could you imagine juggling that in your life? Okay, but there was this awesome kid a guy named Muzzamil. 423 00:30:45,786 --> 00:30:49,687 And he’s starting his freshman year at UB in the fall. So I’m going to introduce you guys when he gets here. 424 00:30:49,715 --> 00:30:50,699 I think you’ll really like him. 425 00:30:51,515 --> 00:30:54,992 Um, did you know those have pork gelatin in them? 426 00:30:55,700 --> 00:30:57,980 Pork Gelatin! 427 00:31:00,543 --> 00:31:01,441 Sorry 428 00:31:01,924 --> 00:31:03,844 They’re halal you bitch. 429 00:31:04,555 --> 00:31:07,499 I think, uh, Rabeya’s mad at me. 430 00:31:08,893 --> 00:31:09,595 Are you okay? 431 00:31:09,682 --> 00:31:11,413 Did I ever tell you I grew up in a house full of women? 432 00:31:11,681 --> 00:31:13,328 No, I don’t think so. 433 00:31:13,657 --> 00:31:14,763 Worked out. 434 00:31:14,828 --> 00:31:17,861 Always works out. 435 00:31:17,925 --> 00:31:20,021 Just give me one little kiss. 436 00:31:21,989 --> 00:31:24,348 Did you meet that girl Fatima? 437 00:31:24,534 --> 00:31:26,365 Yes, I met Fatima. 438 00:31:26,867 --> 00:31:28,842 It’s funny you should mention Fatima. 439 00:31:29,737 --> 00:31:30,410 Why? 440 00:31:30,594 --> 00:31:32,017 Because, um… 441 00:31:33,016 --> 00:31:38,957 So, uh… we’re making out and whatever. And uh… I go for her tits. 442 00:31:40,167 --> 00:31:44,815 And that’s cool and she’s cool. So I put my hands between her legs. 443 00:31:45,587 --> 00:31:48,164 I mean, she’s liking it so I go to unbutton her jeans. 444 00:31:48,426 --> 00:31:52,806 And the next thing I know she’s putting her hand over mine, and I’m thinking fuck, that’s it, it’s done. 445 00:31:53,132 --> 00:31:55,518 And she just looks at me and you know what she says? 446 00:31:55,927 --> 00:31:58,348 Sorry if this is a dumb question 447 00:31:58,626 --> 00:32:03,522 but if you were to, uh uh… and she couldn’t even get the fucking words out man. 448 00:32:03,646 --> 00:32:05,969 So I’m like, finger you? 449 00:32:06,656 --> 00:32:07,807 And she goes, yeah. 450 00:32:08,542 --> 00:32:09,934 Would that break the hyme n? 451 00:32:11,139 --> 00:32:12,168 YUSEF Wow. 452 00:32:12,886 --> 00:32:15,335 C’mon what can you do after that, if I would have done shit I would have felt like a fucking child molester 453 00:32:17,968 --> 00:32:21,317 Fuck. That’s my jihad man. 454 00:32:21,858 --> 00:32:22,853 Jihad? 455 00:32:24,296 --> 00:32:26,546 The struggle between me and my nuts. 456 00:32:27,727 --> 00:32:29,357 Greatest struggle, right? 457 00:32:29,645 --> 00:32:31,267 Jihad against your nuts? 458 00:32:34,545 --> 00:32:36,175 Yusef. 459 00:32:36,226 --> 00:32:40,394 - Oh, hey. - Hi. 460 00:32:40,521 --> 00:32:42,197 - Hi. - How ya doing? 461 00:32:42,197 --> 00:32:43,967 - I’m good, how are you? - Good. 462 00:32:44,126 --> 00:32:45,247 Glad you could make it. 463 00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:47,003 Oh, I live here. 464 00:32:47,707 --> 00:32:49,914 Oh. Oh my God, that’s right. 465 00:32:50,341 --> 00:32:54,531 Duh. It’s a crazy house. 466 00:32:54,718 --> 00:32:55,840 YUSEF Yeah, it’s crazy. 467 00:32:56,686 --> 00:32:57,643 He’s drunk 468 00:33:00,310 --> 00:33:01,380 You should give me a tour. 469 00:33:05,615 --> 00:33:06,646 That’s the kitchen. 470 00:33:08,067 --> 00:33:10,130 Rabeya’s room is on the other side. 471 00:33:12,043 --> 00:33:16,549 Upstairs bathroom and Fasiq’s room is around the corner. 472 00:33:17,747 --> 00:33:19,657 So Yusef, are you a punk too? 473 00:33:19,781 --> 00:33:21,164 Me? No. Not really. 474 00:33:21,852 --> 00:33:25,847 Well, maybe Straight edge. Maybe, yeah. 475 00:33:26,811 --> 00:33:27,986 So where’s your room? 476 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,155 - Wow Yusef. - Yeah. 477 00:33:34,281 --> 00:33:36,490 It’s not as cool as everyone else’s. 478 00:33:36,725 --> 00:33:38,513 - It’s very nice. - Thank you. 479 00:33:38,969 --> 00:33:40,901 Is everybody else as clean as you are? 480 00:33:41,806 --> 00:33:42,901 Umar’s pretty neat. 481 00:33:49,843 --> 00:33:52,178 - Pakistan, right? - Yep. 482 00:33:54,350 --> 00:33:56,374 I know my flags. 483 00:33:58,185 --> 00:33:59,634 So have you ever been there? 484 00:33:59,894 --> 00:34:02,047 I spent a summer there when I was ten. 485 00:34:02,058 --> 00:34:04,511 - Oh really? - Yeah. - How was it? 486 00:34:05,509 --> 00:34:07,028 It was a different planet. 487 00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,322 I can imagine. 488 00:34:09,616 --> 00:34:13,480 Yeah, sometimes, you know I don’t know where I feel more 489 00:34:58,813 --> 00:35:00,163 What the fuck? 490 00:35:00,455 --> 00:35:04,072 Nothing. - This isn’t your first time with a girl, is it? 491 00:35:04,563 --> 00:35:06,567 No, I’ve been with many girls. 492 00:35:06,517 --> 00:35:10,375 I think it is. - Lots and lots and lots of girls. I’ve… 493 00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:27,110 You know, I have a question for you. Where’s the romance in Islam? 494 00:35:27,362 --> 00:35:28,581 Romance? 495 00:35:28,581 --> 00:35:30,770 Yeah, passion Yusef 496 00:35:31,453 --> 00:35:37,413 Passion. Well, uh, you get, uh… you, you date after you’re married. 497 00:35:38,257 --> 00:35:40,125 Yeah, it’s really hard to explain 498 00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:42,149 But that’s the Islamic way? 499 00:35:42,149 --> 00:35:45,319 Yes. I guess so. 500 00:35:46,621 --> 00:35:48,579 That doesn’t make any sense to me. 501 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:52,604 Well, making out with random guys,drunk, at a party doesn’t make sense to me. 502 00:35:55,046 --> 00:35:56,520 Yeah, I hear ya on that one. 503 00:35:59,001 --> 00:36:03,807 What’s your major again? - Engineering. - Okay, why? 504 00:36:04,320 --> 00:36:07,483 What, because, I don’t know. What are you talking about? 505 00:36:07,483 --> 00:36:11,451 Is that something you are passionate about? Or is it something your parents want you to do? 506 00:36:11,680 --> 00:36:16,702 What are you talking about? Don’t assume you know anything about me. ‘cause you don’t. 507 00:36:16,753 --> 00:36:22,277 God, bullshit Yusef! You have a penis, a dick in those pants. I know that you do. - What? 508 00:36:22,328 --> 00:36:23,972 You do, you can’t hide it, Yusef! 509 00:36:23,972 --> 00:36:24,975 You know what, you’re messed up, okay? 510 00:36:25,761 --> 00:36:26,520 I’m messed up? 511 00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:30,114 Yeah you’re messed up. you know, were you ever a Muslim at all? 512 00:36:56,731 --> 00:36:57,814 Come in. 513 00:36:59,094 --> 00:36:59,754 Yusef. 514 00:36:59,754 --> 00:37:01,935 How are you? 515 00:37:02,171 --> 00:37:03,981 Man, there’s puke and piss everywhere. 516 00:37:04,205 --> 00:37:10,276 Oh I’m sorry, I… I can help you clean it up. 517 00:37:10,702 --> 00:37:13,967 I’m gonna go get ready for isha Wanna join me? 518 00:37:24,858 --> 00:37:26,580 What the fuck!? 519 00:37:26,780 --> 00:37:28,127 Yo, what up, dude? 520 00:37:28,303 --> 00:37:30,403 Fucking junkie piece of shit! 521 00:37:30,487 --> 00:37:34,241 Umar, stop. Umar, you’re choking him! 522 00:37:37,858 --> 00:37:45,116 I could kill you, right now! What the fuck could you you do?! Where’s your hidden imam now? Shi’ite piece of shit! 523 00:37:45,903 --> 00:37:47,303 He’s choking! 524 00:37:50,359 --> 00:37:52,129 You wanna fuck in my bed, dirty fuck!? 525 00:37:52,129 --> 00:37:55,629 Come on, Umar! Let him go, let him go, let him go! 526 00:37:56,786 --> 00:37:58,388 Fuck! 527 00:37:58,771 --> 00:37:59,813 Crazy fuck! 528 00:37:59,813 --> 00:38:06,261 Mother fuck, Mother fuck! What’d you say to me?! Hey back when Mustafa was here nobody was fucking in my bed, you piece of shit! 529 00:38:15,036 --> 00:38:16,156 Fuck! 530 00:38:18,689 --> 00:38:23,679 Hi. This is Yusef. Sorry that I can’t answer the phone right now. Please leave a message 531 00:38:24,608 --> 00:38:34,199 Yusef bitta, where are you? Why you taking days to return my call? Is everything okay? Please call me back, you’re father’s getting upset. Khudhafiz. 532 00:38:38,328 --> 00:38:40,148 Umar’s a fucking cock. 533 00:38:40,666 --> 00:38:42,066 Yeah he is. 534 00:38:42,340 --> 00:38:44,160 I mean a fucking cock. 535 00:38:45,508 --> 00:38:46,628 Yeah. 536 00:38:47,762 --> 00:38:53,719 The house ain’t the same without Amazing Ayyub, man, I’ll tell ya that. Miss that fucking guy. 537 00:38:54,555 --> 00:38:56,655 Insh’Allah he’ll be back. 538 00:38:57,584 --> 00:39:06,449 Insh’Allah. Alright, now hit me one deep alright. Same way I told you though. 539 00:39:06,529 --> 00:39:07,929 Alright. 540 00:39:08,185 --> 00:39:10,005 Okay, ready? Go. 541 00:39:13,253 --> 00:39:14,373 Sorry! 542 00:39:23,475 --> 00:39:26,975 Last night I had a dream I was ah … drinking with Johnny Cash. 543 00:39:28,084 --> 00:39:29,204 Really? 544 00:39:29,837 --> 00:39:33,759 Yeah. You ever listen to Johnny Cash? 545 00:39:34,726 --> 00:39:36,826 No. I don’t listen to country. 546 00:39:38,283 --> 00:39:49,449 No, Johnny Cash isn’t country, man. Johnny Cash is bigger than country. Johnny Cash is the fucking shit man. Johnny Cash rules the world! 547 00:39:51,818 --> 00:39:53,106 Well, I didn’t know that. 548 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,592 You didn’t know man, now you know. 549 00:39:56,941 --> 00:39:58,084 So what was the dream about? 550 00:39:58,708 --> 00:40:03,232 We were in a bar, sitting on a pair of stools, downing shots. Laughing. 551 00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:09,005 And I just wished I could be him so fucking bad, man. 552 00:40:11,005 --> 00:40:13,001 I wanted to be Johnny Cash more than anything. 553 00:40:14,996 --> 00:40:18,343 He was just sitting there and he was so fucking old and withered. 554 00:40:21,426 --> 00:40:24,914 See 10,000 years of pain and life in his face. 555 00:40:26,576 --> 00:40:29,997 I was hurting on the inside so bad man, so fucking bad. 556 00:40:30,459 --> 00:40:32,736 I wanted to be him so fucking bad. 557 00:40:37,027 --> 00:40:39,757 A fucking every man beyond time and place. 558 00:40:39,791 --> 00:40:41,382 That’s what he is. 559 00:40:47,299 --> 00:40:49,095 I can’t be that guy, you know. 560 00:40:49,813 --> 00:40:52,985 Just talks to everybody. 561 00:40:53,381 --> 00:40:59,354 Too wrapped up in my mixmatching of disenfranchised subcultures man. 562 00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:03,799 Damn. 563 00:41:08,415 --> 00:41:09,465 Yeah, I’m small. 564 00:41:11,322 --> 00:41:13,407 Fucking small. 565 00:41:22,203 --> 00:41:23,666 Fucking small. 566 00:41:32,202 --> 00:41:33,936 I’m really gonna do it man. 567 00:41:34,047 --> 00:41:35,303 Do what? 568 00:41:35,348 --> 00:41:37,088 Put on a show. 569 00:41:39,121 --> 00:41:41,436 Yeah, a punk show, a Muslim punk show. 570 00:41:43,488 --> 00:41:46,974 Call the taqwacore bands out west. Find a date when they can all make it. 571 00:41:47,744 --> 00:41:49,032 I think it can work. 572 00:41:49,033 --> 00:41:50,433 Yeah, where? 573 00:41:50,674 --> 00:41:52,074 Anywhere, man. 574 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,480 Who would come? 575 00:41:54,505 --> 00:41:56,309 a ton of people would come 576 00:41:56,558 --> 00:42:01,930 come on, we got a ton of Muslims coming to the house Friday afternoon for prayers. 577 00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:02,669 Yeah. 578 00:42:02,669 --> 00:42:05,250 A lot of kufr punks coming to the house Friday nights. 579 00:42:05,459 --> 00:42:09,589 Get em all in one place, at the same time, that’s a lot of heads. 580 00:42:11,682 --> 00:42:13,546 This shit’s gonna happen. 581 00:42:13,936 --> 00:42:15,056 Yeah. 582 00:43:37,902 --> 00:43:41,755 Give it up for Ms. Muzzy 583 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,908 Okay. Proper introduction. 584 00:43:49,422 --> 00:43:52,663 Yusef, this is Muzzamil. I told you about him a few weeks ago. 585 00:43:52,663 --> 00:43:53,663 Hi, I’m Yusef. 586 00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:55,580 Call me Ms. Muzzy 587 00:43:57,435 --> 00:43:59,047 Yusef jaan, you won’t believe it man. 588 00:43:59,451 --> 00:44:02,301 Muzzy’s telling us about the taqwacore scene out in San Fran. 589 00:44:02,301 --> 00:44:05,688 Well it’s only a few bands right now but it’s a lot of good energy. 590 00:44:05,759 --> 00:44:08,259 Yeah? So who are the biggest ones out there? 591 00:44:08,341 --> 00:44:11,316 The Ghilman’s mainly. - Holy shit, they fucking rock. 592 00:44:11,329 --> 00:44:13,874 Uh huh. - I’m trying to get them out to my show this winter. 593 00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:16,182 Oh, that’d be fucking hot. 594 00:44:16,186 --> 00:44:17,410 You know which was another good band to look out for? 595 00:44:18,675 --> 00:44:20,633 The Guantanamo Bay Packers. 596 00:44:20,706 --> 00:44:23,882 They’ve got really good songs so try and get them out too, okay? 597 00:44:23,882 --> 00:44:25,154 Hey, Insha’Allah 598 00:44:25,154 --> 00:44:30,391 So Ms. Muzzy, tell me. Why the hell would anyone leave San Francisco for this fucking shit hole? 599 00:44:31,229 --> 00:44:33,998 Well she could have gone to Berkeley or something. 600 00:44:34,073 --> 00:44:37,041 Well it’s an interesting little story behind that, ya see… 601 00:44:37,344 --> 00:44:39,489 my parents believe that… 602 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:43,980 if you could take me out of the gays… then you could take the gay out of me. 603 00:44:44,936 --> 00:44:48,407 So, they’re like really funny like that. 604 00:44:55,611 --> 00:44:59,022 Yusef y’akhi. So you coming with me tonight? 605 00:44:59,898 --> 00:45:00,871 Yeah, yeah. 606 00:45:00,970 --> 00:45:02,790 Where you guys going? 607 00:45:03,949 --> 00:45:05,769 Rochester Mosque. 608 00:45:07,505 --> 00:45:10,275 We aren’t invited? 609 00:45:10,404 --> 00:45:13,582 I wanna pray. - Me too man. 610 00:45:14,781 --> 00:45:15,901 Huh? 611 00:45:17,361 --> 00:45:19,454 I can’t believe I’m taking you freaks to the masjid. 612 00:45:19,454 --> 00:45:26,083 Whatever dude. At least the girls decided not to come. Just don’t tell anybody Ms. Muzzy’s gay and we’ll be fine. 613 00:45:26,115 --> 00:45:28,491 Don’t do that around me, let’s go. Let’s go. 614 00:45:28,491 --> 00:45:29,891 What the fuck? 615 00:45:30,011 --> 00:45:32,111 No beer or weed at the mosque. 616 00:45:33,528 --> 00:45:34,861 I wouldn’t smoke in the mosque. 617 00:45:34,861 --> 00:45:37,202 No… Thank you. 618 00:45:40,555 --> 00:45:43,028 What’s up daddy, you wanna feel up inside my pussy, see what’s inside of there? 619 00:45:43,028 --> 00:45:45,118 Shut up, honestly. Not today. 620 00:45:48,711 --> 00:45:50,037 Take off the make up. 621 00:45:50,037 --> 00:45:53,823 No gay material. No fag porn in my car. - Shut the fuck up. 622 00:45:55,168 --> 00:46:00,112 Sorry … I had to change my pants and put my nice pants on. You okay? 623 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:31,510 I love masjids, man. No statues, no pictures. Nothing’s imposed on you, nothing’s in your way. 624 00:46:32,398 --> 00:46:37,506 You know … the only thing that made me uncomfortable in masjids where the people. 625 00:46:38,344 --> 00:46:40,538 Without them here it’s not so bad. 626 00:46:43,393 --> 00:46:46,293 We should make two nafl rakas … 627 00:46:46,321 --> 00:46:48,421 out of respect to the masjid 628 00:47:09,941 --> 00:47:11,341 Come here. 629 00:47:11,429 --> 00:47:12,829 What’s that? 630 00:47:12,850 --> 00:47:18,188 My gift to the masjid. It’s a novel. First ever punk novel. 631 00:47:18,188 --> 00:47:19,588 Punk novel? 632 00:47:20,435 --> 00:47:24,184 This kid, Gideon Sams. He was 14 when he wrote it. 633 00:47:24,662 --> 00:47:30,066 Reading this book… it’s like listening to a sahaba. 634 00:47:31,247 --> 00:47:36,081 Who knows who’ll find it, you know? Maybe someone cool. 635 00:47:40,557 --> 00:47:42,200 Did he write anything else? 636 00:47:42,339 --> 00:47:44,304 Sheikh Sams? - Yeah. 637 00:47:44,943 --> 00:47:46,763 I don’t think so. 638 00:47:46,826 --> 00:47:48,926 He died when he was twenty-six. 639 00:47:48,984 --> 00:47:50,183 Twenty-six? 640 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,200 Twenty-six? 641 00:47:54,078 --> 00:47:57,018 The punk wasn’t meant to be anything big ya know, it just kinda happened. 642 00:47:58,593 --> 00:48:02,892 Just kinda happened. Alayhe salaam. 643 00:48:18,072 --> 00:48:22,300 Y’akhi. It’s good to lay with your head facing qiblah. 644 00:48:24,227 --> 00:48:26,327 Right. Right, right, right. 645 00:48:37,827 --> 00:48:39,927 Whatcha got there Pakistan? 646 00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:44,800 It’s a classified section where parents look for suitable partners for their kids. 647 00:48:44,807 --> 00:48:46,907 You’re kidding me, right? 648 00:48:47,932 --> 00:48:52,597 No. Get this one … Egyptian parents looking correspondence for their daughter. 649 00:48:52,954 --> 00:48:57,553 Looking for Arab origin USA born, never married and professional in medical field. 650 00:48:58,364 --> 00:49:00,464 Wow … these people are crazy. 651 00:49:01,107 --> 00:49:02,227 Yeah. 652 00:49:02,304 --> 00:49:05,104 Could you imagine if we responded to these posts? 653 00:49:06,883 --> 00:49:08,764 As-salammu alaikum, I;m Yusef 654 00:49:09,312 --> 00:49:13,564 Pakistani, Sunni origin. Engineering student and a good family. 655 00:49:15,454 --> 00:49:22,291 As-salammu alaikum. I’m Fasiq. No degree but I’m in pharmaceuticals. 656 00:49:23,782 --> 00:49:31,011 As-salammu alaikum auntiee, I’m Jehangir. I’m here to marry… um… What’s your daughter’s name again? 657 00:49:32,016 --> 00:49:35,845 As-salammu alaikum. I’m Umar. Your ad is haram. 658 00:49:36,706 --> 00:49:40,206 Marhaba, I’m Muzzy. I’m here to sit on your son’s face. 659 00:49:41,774 --> 00:49:45,274 Okay. We are turning to the Suratal-Nur, the thirty-fifth ayat… 660 00:50:01,033 --> 00:50:03,833 Fasiq, brother. Please keep awake. 661 00:50:03,905 --> 00:50:05,305 Sorry Umar. 662 00:50:06,699 --> 00:50:08,164 Mash’Allah. 663 00:50:09,294 --> 00:50:13,092 Allah Subhana wa Ta’Ala is the Light of the heavens and the earth. 664 00:50:13,292 --> 00:50:19,822 Allah Subhana wa Ta’Ala … Light is like a lamp inside a niche. 665 00:50:28,951 --> 00:50:31,051 Let’s just pray Fajr and go home. 666 00:50:35,115 --> 00:50:38,294 Jehangir … you sober? 667 00:50:38,749 --> 00:50:40,569 Sober as you are man. 668 00:50:42,027 --> 00:50:43,847 You wanna lead? 669 00:50:45,293 --> 00:50:46,413 Yeah. 670 00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:57,840 Allahu Akbar. 671 00:51:03,588 --> 00:51:06,333 Now, they say that your book is pioneering a whole new Islam. 672 00:51:06,511 --> 00:51:10,207 Surely you must be receiving all kinds of death threats from angry Mohammadans. 673 00:51:10,237 --> 00:51:12,772 Well it’s not easy being the voice of my generation. 674 00:51:12,772 --> 00:51:15,633 but I think that my struggle is to reclaim true Islam 675 00:51:15,633 --> 00:51:18,984 from those who have taken it hostage, or hijacked it if you will. 676 00:51:19,042 --> 00:51:21,965 Those Muslim men. They just want to lock you in the house, right? 677 00:51:22,005 --> 00:51:23,496 Absolutely! 678 00:51:23,696 --> 00:51:28,099 If they had their way, I’d be under one of those hideous burlap sacks that they make their women wear. 679 00:51:36,601 --> 00:51:41,290 Hey. Yo. How are you? 680 00:51:41,579 --> 00:51:42,979 I’m good. 681 00:51:43,069 --> 00:51:49,672 Listen, I brought you something. Two Friday’s from now … 682 00:51:50,920 --> 00:51:53,720 I’m gonna give a sermon, I want you there, okay? - Of course. 683 00:51:53,795 --> 00:51:57,447 And… I want you to present this to Umar and this is how you’re gonna get back in the house. 684 00:51:57,647 --> 00:52:01,614 Read this later, alright? Whatever points are in here, I want you to bring up. 685 00:52:01,814 --> 00:52:05,664 Alright? You’ll be back in the house Everything will be good to go. Alright? 686 00:52:05,759 --> 00:52:07,731 Dude, how the fuck is Umar gonna let me back in the house, man? 687 00:52:07,731 --> 00:52:10,179 He acts like he owns that shit 688 00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:14,120 Fuck that man, fuck Umar. He’s never gonna let me back in the house, man 689 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:17,638 No, no, no, no. Fuck Umar? Okay, fuck you. 690 00:52:18,380 --> 00:52:21,880 Me? Dude, I’m not a fuckin nazi piece of shit like him, man. - Fuck you. 691 00:52:21,930 --> 00:52:25,430 He called me a Shi’ite piece of shit, he’s a fuckin Nazi dude. - Fuck you. 692 00:52:25,472 --> 00:52:29,620 He’s a fucking hypocrite. He’s got tattoos all over his body, that’s haram like a motherfucker, dude. - Fuck you. 693 00:52:30,993 --> 00:52:31,777 Fuck you. 694 00:52:31,977 --> 00:52:35,027 What are you willing to give up to be in that house? 695 00:52:37,130 --> 00:52:38,888 Think about that man. 696 00:52:40,358 --> 00:52:43,953 Read through that, I’ll see ya in two weeks. okay? 697 00:52:52,513 --> 00:52:55,900 These dumb bitches. With all of this airbrushing, like any of this is real. 698 00:52:55,900 --> 00:52:58,700 How can that really be someone’s lips? 699 00:53:00,391 --> 00:53:04,211 It’s call collagen, sweetie. Some white chicks do that. They ain’t got our nice ethnic lips. 700 00:53:05,465 --> 00:53:08,965 Whites just gotta put some pig shit up in there. That pig fat. 701 00:53:09,900 --> 00:53:14,514 So Yusef, Like, what do you like? Do you like the girls with the big fat lips like down there or up here? 702 00:53:16,709 --> 00:53:18,171 What do you like to jerk off to sweetie? 703 00:53:20,388 --> 00:53:25,220 I think you touched a nerve! Yusef, do you not jerk off? 704 00:53:25,851 --> 00:53:29,750 That’s not a nice question to ask someone. - Oh no! 705 00:53:30,321 --> 00:53:31,261 You like girls, right? 706 00:53:31,261 --> 00:53:32,405 Of course. 707 00:53:32,405 --> 00:53:33,427 But you’re not doing anyone? 708 00:53:33,427 --> 00:53:35,139 No, I’m not doing anyone. 709 00:53:35,139 --> 00:53:40,039 God Yusef! You’re the only sophomore at this school who’s never touched his penis! 710 00:53:40,423 --> 00:53:42,081 Yusef, you gotta take care of that. 711 00:53:42,081 --> 00:53:45,272 I don’t like to self abuse and you guys shouldn’t do that either. 712 00:53:45,272 --> 00:53:49,302 Sweetie, it’s not abuse. It’s… fun. 713 00:53:49,389 --> 00:53:51,876 I’ll tell you what’s wrong with not masterbating Yusef. 714 00:53:51,876 --> 00:53:55,834 If you keep that shit inside of you it will poison you and make you do fucked up things. 715 00:53:55,834 --> 00:53:56,922 Look at the catholic priests. 716 00:53:56,922 --> 00:54:02,909 Wait a second, wait a second! Fatima here has been quiet. 717 00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:04,760 Quiet as a mime! 718 00:54:08,394 --> 00:54:13,595 What, I don’t know anything… I think it’s different for guys than it is for girls. 719 00:54:13,631 --> 00:54:17,471 Oh shut up! - Maybe, but what does that have to do with being afraid to touch your own freaking anatomy? 720 00:54:18,036 --> 00:54:20,268 Sweetie, you know how it works? I mean, you’ve look down there… 721 00:54:20,268 --> 00:54:22,368 Stop! Geez, yeah, I know. 722 00:54:22,422 --> 00:54:24,379 You know you don’t have to like stick anything in, right? - Yes! 723 00:54:25,557 --> 00:54:27,681 Did you not learn anything in sex ed? 724 00:54:27,681 --> 00:54:31,312 My mom took me out of school that week. She did! 725 00:54:31,312 --> 00:54:36,212 Of course she took her out! She’s like, oh no, my daughter’s gonna see a penis. We can’t let that happen. 726 00:54:36,265 --> 00:54:40,127 Alright, we’re gonna have to reframe and do a little va-ga-ga one-o-one. 727 00:54:40,127 --> 00:54:42,227 Okay. I should, I should go 728 00:54:42,422 --> 00:54:45,286 I’m gonna write a couple things on the black-- Oh, we have a fugitive. 729 00:54:45,875 --> 00:54:49,002 I should really go and work on my paper. It’s due tomorrow. 730 00:54:49,002 --> 00:54:52,502 No Yusef, stick around. You could learn a thing or two from me. 731 00:54:52,628 --> 00:54:56,128 Rabeya, Rabeya. We’ve gotta clear out the cobwebs first. So let him go. 732 00:54:57,935 --> 00:54:59,220 Thanks Ms. Muzzy. 733 00:54:59,317 --> 00:55:04,799 Wait. Hand me that. You need this more than they do. 734 00:55:05,181 --> 00:55:06,581 God damn it! 735 00:55:06,582 --> 00:55:09,382 Vaginal lesson number one is this is a tampon. 736 00:55:09,431 --> 00:55:10,385 Oh, that’s a good one. - Thank you. 737 00:55:10,385 --> 00:55:11,505 I don’t use those. 738 00:55:11,603 --> 00:55:15,772 Tampons do not de-virgin-ize you, okay? 739 00:55:15,948 --> 00:55:20,458 Even if the hymen is broken by a tampon it doesn’t mean you’re not a virgin anymore. 740 00:55:21,156 --> 00:55:23,956 Say goodbye to the Maxipad! Tampons’ coming in! 741 00:56:56,683 --> 00:56:57,559 Yusef? 742 00:56:57,559 --> 00:56:58,679 As-salammu alaikum. 743 00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:01,284 On what days will you be coming home this semester? 744 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:03,780 Abu I think I’m gonna stay in Buffalo during the breaks. 745 00:57:03,780 --> 00:57:06,084 Why Yusef? What’s the reason to stay? 746 00:57:06,670 --> 00:57:08,370 I just, I just wanna hang out here 747 00:57:08,404 --> 00:57:10,724 Hang out? What does that mean, hang out? 748 00:57:10,724 --> 00:57:12,527 Abu, I gotta go. I gotta catch a bus. 749 00:57:12,527 --> 00:57:14,296 Yusef! Yusef, don’t rush me! 750 00:57:14,296 --> 00:57:15,736 Sorry, sorry, I gotta go! 751 00:57:15,736 --> 00:57:18,749 Yusef! Astaghfur’Allah! 752 00:57:22,412 --> 00:57:24,232 Stop, stop, stop. 753 00:57:27,019 --> 00:57:28,839 Yusef! Let him go! 754 00:57:29,525 --> 00:57:30,785 Let me talk to him, let me talk to him. 755 00:57:30,785 --> 00:57:32,885 No, you talk from here. Alright? 756 00:57:33,816 --> 00:57:35,590 My fucking sheets are still stained because of him. 757 00:57:35,590 --> 00:57:37,616 My fucking sheets are still stained because of you! You know that! 758 00:57:37,616 --> 00:57:40,167 Fuck dude! How many fucking times do I have to say I’m fucking sorry! 759 00:57:40,695 --> 00:57:44,195 Free themselves from the unrightful prejudice toward specific sects. 760 00:57:44,879 --> 00:57:46,253 I don’t give a fuck about that! 761 00:57:46,253 --> 00:57:49,753 Dude, this is the official fatwa of Shaykh Mahmud Shaltut! 762 00:57:50,087 --> 00:57:52,010 What the fuck are you talking about?! 763 00:57:52,010 --> 00:57:54,347 Umar! Listen to me! Umar! Listen to me! 764 00:57:54,347 --> 00:57:55,747 Calm down. 765 00:57:56,114 --> 00:57:58,065 You really gonna deny a brother Friday prayer? 766 00:57:59,878 --> 00:58:03,378 You want to answer to Allah for that? Fucking think about it. 767 00:58:07,135 --> 00:58:09,229 Fuck! 768 00:58:09,843 --> 00:58:10,633 Whatever. 769 00:58:13,770 --> 00:58:15,242 Put a fucking shirt on this guy! 770 00:58:15,242 --> 00:58:18,042 Okay. We’ll get a shirt. We’ll get you a shirt. 771 00:58:43,219 --> 00:58:45,952 Dude, it’s so fucking good to be back man! 772 00:58:45,952 --> 00:58:47,072 Khutba. 773 00:58:56,296 --> 00:58:57,962 Islam is a fucking surrender. 774 00:58:59,614 --> 00:59:00,917 That’s it. 775 00:59:02,342 --> 00:59:05,632 Knowing that you don’t run the show, staying mindful of it in everything you do. 776 00:59:07,521 --> 00:59:10,176 Take your hands off the wheel. See how it feels. 777 00:59:12,708 --> 00:59:17,268 Islam isn’t about ayats and hadiths, and niches, and lamps. 778 00:59:18,047 --> 00:59:21,212 It’s about us. All of us. 779 00:59:23,884 --> 00:59:29,580 Allah’s too big and too open for my Islam to be small and closed 780 00:59:31,790 --> 00:59:36,181 I’m so Muslim … I am so Muslim. 781 00:59:36,438 --> 00:59:38,885 I can say fuck Islam. 782 00:59:40,627 --> 00:59:42,290 You know Imam Husain said… 783 00:59:45,645 --> 00:59:49,684 "He has no religion, let him at least be free in his present life." 784 00:59:58,159 --> 00:59:59,559 Let’s pray. 785 01:00:19,546 --> 01:00:20,946 Jehangir. 786 01:00:21,205 --> 01:00:26,382 That was a beautiful khutbah today. Amazing, I’ve never heard anything like it man. 787 01:00:27,662 --> 01:00:28,388 Yeah? 788 01:00:34,853 --> 01:00:38,353 Bombs away baby! 789 01:00:39,659 --> 01:00:42,459 I’m putting on a fucking show baby! - yeah 790 01:00:42,541 --> 01:00:43,839 God damn right. 791 01:00:44,500 --> 01:00:48,548 Been callin all my boys out West, their coming in a big fucking taqwacore caravan. 792 01:00:48,548 --> 01:00:52,048 We’re gonna set it off. Set it off real fucking nice. - When? 793 01:00:52,113 --> 01:00:53,933 December twenty-first. - Where? 794 01:00:54,007 --> 01:00:57,093 Right here, baby. Insha’Allah 795 01:01:07,048 --> 01:01:14,841 I can’t believe you got the Ghilmans to come out. And Al-Thawra. Like, it’s getting serious. 796 01:01:14,841 --> 01:01:19,080 Yes, yes, yes, this place is gonna get over run with fucking taqwacore and it’s gonna be so good 797 01:01:19,080 --> 01:01:20,480 I'm really excited 798 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:22,516 What about, what about, what’s her face? 799 01:01:22,516 --> 01:01:27,261 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dee Dee Ali and the guys are in. 800 01:01:27,277 --> 01:01:29,097 Osama’s Tunnel Diggers! 801 01:01:29,161 --> 01:01:32,824 They’re in there. We just threw them in there for you. 802 01:01:32,852 --> 01:01:34,575 Another band wants to make it out. 803 01:01:34,575 --> 01:01:35,319 That’s cool. 804 01:01:35,319 --> 01:01:37,139 Yeah. - Which one? 805 01:01:37,344 --> 01:01:39,164 Bilal’s Boulder. 806 01:01:41,922 --> 01:01:45,422 No fucking way Jehangir. Those guys are bad news. 807 01:01:45,907 --> 01:01:50,540 Yeah, I mean, they kind of are, but… They’re good at what they do 808 01:01:50,859 --> 01:01:54,359 Bilal’s Boulder? They don’t even allow girls at their show. 809 01:01:54,921 --> 01:01:57,721 Look, I know. But their taqwacore. 810 01:01:58,371 --> 01:02:00,214 They’re gonna piss the other bands off. 811 01:02:00,214 --> 01:02:05,114 Yeah, and we’re telling them it’s an all gender show right off the bat. If they don’t like it, they don’t have to come. 812 01:02:05,124 --> 01:02:07,478 Jehangir, they’re a bunch of cocks! 813 01:02:07,478 --> 01:02:08,360 Muzzamil jaan. 814 01:02:09,271 --> 01:02:14,151 If we deny a band their spot because we don’t like their attitude or their interpretations. 815 01:02:14,151 --> 01:02:18,351 Then really it makes us no different than those who’ve excluded us. 816 01:02:21,919 --> 01:02:25,205 Alright? - Alright. Bilal’s Boulder, cool. 817 01:02:36,504 --> 01:02:39,304 So, how many people are gonna to be staying here? 818 01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:42,253 I don’t know, I mean… 819 01:02:42,253 --> 01:02:46,674 with the bands and all of the scenesters making it out … 820 01:02:46,694 --> 01:02:49,253 a lot of people brother, a lot of people. 821 01:02:49,253 --> 01:02:51,079 Where they all gonna sleep? 822 01:02:51,079 --> 01:02:54,288 In the halls, in the basement. In your bedroom. 823 01:02:54,288 --> 01:02:56,260 Listen, some of these taqwacores are girls. 824 01:02:56,669 --> 01:02:57,789 Yeah. 825 01:02:57,792 --> 01:02:59,265 You got any liwaticore bands coming out? 826 01:02:59,265 --> 01:03:00,665 Yeah, we do. 827 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:04,010 You got them all sleeping together? Guys, girls, and liwats? 828 01:03:05,375 --> 01:03:07,694 Piece of shit, I’m trying to have a fucking conversation. 829 01:03:08,636 --> 01:03:09,830 Hold this. 830 01:03:11,785 --> 01:03:16,685 Fucking relax, relax. look at me. 831 01:03:17,024 --> 01:03:19,284 I knew the guy and girl thing was gonna bug you 832 01:03:19,840 --> 01:03:23,196 So I invited the liwats so they could turn all the guys gay. 833 01:03:23,196 --> 01:03:25,945 That way you don’t have anything to worry about. 834 01:03:25,945 --> 01:03:27,694 Okay? Insha’Allah, it’s gonna be fine. 835 01:03:27,694 --> 01:03:31,555 Fucking funny to you isn’t!? This is fucking funny? It's a fucking joke 836 01:03:31,588 --> 01:03:32,688 Relax, relax. 837 01:03:32,688 --> 01:03:36,002 Listen, listen… you need to fucking listen to me, okay? You need to be fucking careful. 838 01:03:36,002 --> 01:03:36,805 Hug me. 839 01:03:36,805 --> 01:03:39,590 Anything goes wrong with this shit and it’s on you this time. 840 01:03:39,732 --> 01:03:42,275 I’m not cleaning up your fucking mess. Get the fuck off me. 841 01:03:42,275 --> 01:03:43,256 Give me a hug. - Piece of shit. 842 01:03:43,256 --> 01:03:44,544 Wait come back, give me a hug. 843 01:03:45,291 --> 01:03:48,161 Muzzamil doesn’t want you to leave. Do you want him to leave? 844 01:03:48,161 --> 01:03:49,957 Yeah, he can go fuck himself. 845 01:03:50,388 --> 01:03:52,208 He said he loves you! 846 01:04:01,494 --> 01:04:05,737 Umar. Umar. Are you okay? 847 01:04:07,099 --> 01:04:07,815 Everything’s fine. 848 01:04:07,845 --> 01:04:09,665 You don’t seem okay. 849 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:13,126 Is that why you’re here? 850 01:04:16,692 --> 01:04:18,792 I wanted to ask you something. 851 01:04:19,814 --> 01:04:21,214 Shoot away. 852 01:04:22,245 --> 01:04:26,531 Why can’t we all be in the same room together and get along? 853 01:04:28,422 --> 01:04:30,239 Have you seen the fucking parties in my hallway? 854 01:04:31,875 --> 01:04:33,408 Have you seen the walls in this house? 855 01:04:33,408 --> 01:04:35,918 The people that come into this house. 856 01:04:35,918 --> 01:04:38,718 We have that fucking liwat hanging out upstairs. 857 01:04:39,862 --> 01:04:41,031 That’s not his name. 858 01:04:41,031 --> 01:04:42,851 Fuck his name. 859 01:04:44,549 --> 01:04:48,826 I just … I just think it’s really disrespectful. 860 01:04:48,826 --> 01:04:52,326 The way you are to people. 861 01:04:54,566 --> 01:04:56,666 That’s all I had to say. 862 01:05:01,005 --> 01:05:03,331 What? Is that Jehangir talking? 863 01:05:03,836 --> 01:05:04,886 Huh? 864 01:05:04,886 --> 01:05:08,170 It’s not you, Yusef. 865 01:05:10,280 --> 01:05:12,853 It’s not you talking man. 866 01:05:17,324 --> 01:05:18,444 fuck. 867 01:05:22,583 --> 01:05:27,752 So Imam, what you’re saying is that the Republican Party should be doing more outreach to American Muslims? 868 01:05:27,752 --> 01:05:31,273 Yes yes yes, Because Muslims and Christians share the same values. 869 01:05:31,273 --> 01:05:34,829 We are bother opposed to some of these crazy social trends that you see today. 870 01:05:34,829 --> 01:05:37,537 These crazy social trends like what, gay marriage? 871 01:05:37,537 --> 01:05:43,233 Absolutely. Christians and Muslims should stand united against the homosexual agenda invading our country. 872 01:05:43,233 --> 01:05:48,133 Wow, Imam, I gotta tell you. I’m really touched here. I feel like we’ve built some bridges tonight. 873 01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:55,000 Yusef. 874 01:05:56,763 --> 01:05:57,883 Yeah 875 01:05:58,287 --> 01:06:00,107 Come out here a second. 876 01:06:00,687 --> 01:06:01,807 Okay 877 01:06:12,263 --> 01:06:13,663 So, what’s up? 878 01:06:15,732 --> 01:06:20,064 One of the bands called up Jehangir from a gas station. Like an hour ago. 879 01:06:20,629 --> 01:06:21,749 Yeah 880 01:06:23,601 --> 01:06:25,701 They’ll be coming any minute now. 881 01:06:26,091 --> 01:06:27,141 I can’t wait. 882 01:06:29,707 --> 01:06:30,975 Is that all? 883 01:06:31,004 --> 01:06:34,966 No. I think I figured it out. 884 01:06:35,566 --> 01:06:37,386 Figured what out? 885 01:06:38,177 --> 01:06:40,277 Why Rabeya wears a burqa. 886 01:06:40,659 --> 01:06:41,779 Why? 887 01:06:44,150 --> 01:06:46,950 For the same reason I got this. 888 01:07:06,477 --> 01:07:07,597 Shit. 889 01:07:09,815 --> 01:07:12,615 Dee Dee Ali! The queen of taqwacore! 890 01:07:13,206 --> 01:07:14,326 Hey! 891 01:07:17,229 --> 01:07:22,508 What’s up mama?! Fuck, you look great! Look at that? Is that Secret Trial Five? 892 01:07:22,530 --> 01:07:26,774 We made these on the bus when we were on tour together. - That’s beautiful. Let me grab that from you. 893 01:07:26,774 --> 01:07:28,998 Will you grab that? What the hell you got your pants down for, man? 894 01:07:29,060 --> 01:07:31,731 I was on the shit-er. - I knew it. What the shit is this? 895 01:07:31,815 --> 01:07:32,193 What? 896 01:07:32,193 --> 01:07:34,456 What’s this? It’s fucking nuts. It’s fucking freezing out here. 897 01:07:34,456 --> 01:07:37,909 Come on we’re Buffalo baby! Coldest fucking Muslim’s on the planet. 898 01:07:37,909 --> 01:07:39,478 Well then you better get me inside and warm me up. - Want me to warm you up? 899 01:07:39,478 --> 01:07:43,088 Tonight we party. Tomorrow’s the show. bring it! 900 01:08:02,981 --> 01:08:05,781 Look at these guys! 901 01:08:05,905 --> 01:08:07,568 Pretty punk rock, huh? 902 01:08:07,568 --> 01:08:09,388 The star of David? 903 01:08:09,429 --> 01:08:11,055 Yeah man, it’s like… 904 01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:14,050 It’s like Sid Vicious wearing the swastika. 905 01:08:14,143 --> 01:08:16,601 You know, punk’s all about pissing people up and the… 906 01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:20,958 Taqwacore is punk rock for Muslims, so this is punk up the fucking ass, man! 907 01:08:23,863 --> 01:08:26,632 But what’s the point? I mean, you’re just offending people. 908 01:08:26,632 --> 01:08:29,432 You’re just getting everyone riled up. 909 01:08:29,606 --> 01:08:32,686 What do you mean? - I mean... - Huh? 910 01:08:33,377 --> 01:08:34,979 As-salaamu alaikum! 911 01:08:34,979 --> 01:08:35,912 Wa alaikum as-salaam. 912 01:08:35,912 --> 01:08:37,732 Kahif alaikum y'akhi! 913 01:08:38,030 --> 01:08:39,136 Good, good. 914 01:08:39,429 --> 01:08:40,628 How you doing? 915 01:08:40,628 --> 01:08:41,407 Good. 916 01:08:41,407 --> 01:08:45,482 Man, I’m the fucking proof of everything this fucking shit says, the whole shit. 917 01:08:46,719 --> 01:08:49,007 The Qur’an tells you not to drink, right? - Yeah, yeah. 918 01:08:49,007 --> 01:08:51,525 Don’t fucking drink. I went ahead and I fucked that all up. 919 01:08:51,581 --> 01:08:57,216 I fucked my whole life up. By fucking fingerin little school girl’s twats and then fucking puking in their hair. 920 01:08:57,487 --> 01:09:00,213 That’s the kinda shit that I do. That’s my life. 921 01:09:01,703 --> 01:09:04,612 Qur’an tells you to keep your dick dry til you’re married, right? 922 01:09:04,612 --> 01:09:06,247 You keeping your dick dry? 923 01:09:06,247 --> 01:09:06,797 Yes. 924 01:09:06,797 --> 01:09:08,982 You know how many haram cunts I’ve had? 925 01:09:08,982 --> 01:09:10,870 Now I got green shit coming out of my dick… 926 01:09:11,109 --> 01:09:13,595 and I’ve got cauliflowers coming out my asshole. 927 01:09:13,595 --> 01:09:16,200 You want cauliflowers growing out your asshole?! 928 01:09:16,235 --> 01:09:17,155 No. 929 01:09:17,209 --> 01:09:19,370 So read your fucking Qur’an! Get it right in there! 930 01:09:19,761 --> 01:09:23,190 Get your fucking Qur’an right in there! Right in here! And live it out! 931 01:09:23,324 --> 01:09:25,579 And don’t forget! Or else you’re gonna end up just like me. 932 01:09:25,579 --> 01:09:29,793 Go fucking back to medical school, be a fucking good Muslim doctor. 933 01:09:35,578 --> 01:09:39,078 Hey! As’salaamu alaikum, man. Guys it’s fucking Bilal’s Boulder. 934 01:09:39,337 --> 01:09:40,483 What’s going on brother? 935 01:09:40,895 --> 01:09:42,295 Wa alaikum. 936 01:09:42,478 --> 01:09:43,878 What’s going on? 937 01:09:43,996 --> 01:09:47,496 Brother we just came to say salaams. We’re sleeping in the van. 938 01:09:48,386 --> 01:09:50,402 No brother, we’ve got plenty of room here. 939 01:09:50,402 --> 01:09:54,396 I mean, not plenty of room but you know, we got a big ass house, what’s four more guys? 940 01:09:54,396 --> 01:09:58,770 Brother, al’hamdulilah. Thank you so much but we are sleeping in the van. 941 01:10:02,044 --> 01:10:05,353 Y’akhi it’s fucking freezing outside. Come on now. 942 01:10:05,353 --> 01:10:07,453 You guys don’t know how Buffalo - We are okay. 943 01:10:11,042 --> 01:10:12,442 Al-hamdulilah. 944 01:10:15,421 --> 01:10:18,355 Never seen such scary dudes with such soft voices. 945 01:10:18,355 --> 01:10:21,309 Yeah, they’re a different bunch. 946 01:10:21,309 --> 01:10:22,512 They’re a bunch of cocks, Jehangir! 947 01:10:22,512 --> 01:10:24,116 They’re decent guys. 948 01:10:25,313 --> 01:10:28,463 They’re just a little rough to deal with sometimes. Alright? 949 01:10:28,463 --> 01:10:32,663 They’re hate mongers. If they had the chance they would have thrown me from a minaret. 950 01:10:32,938 --> 01:10:34,117 Yeah Muzzamil. 951 01:10:34,687 --> 01:10:35,717 They hate you. 952 01:10:36,620 --> 01:10:38,440 They hate me too. 953 01:10:38,751 --> 01:10:40,385 They hate all of us for something. 954 01:10:41,376 --> 01:10:42,719 Look at us. 955 01:10:42,719 --> 01:10:45,901 We’re the ones that have always been excluded, afraid to be ourselves. 956 01:10:45,963 --> 01:10:50,991 And now what? We get our own scene and start pushing people to the sidelines? Does that make sense? 957 01:10:51,815 --> 01:10:53,784 Fuck that. 958 01:10:53,784 --> 01:10:55,632 Fuck being as small as they are. 959 01:10:55,731 --> 01:10:56,806 Be big. 960 01:10:57,870 --> 01:10:59,690 Be bigger than them. 961 01:11:00,932 --> 01:11:03,854 Hey yo, brother. What’s up man? 962 01:11:04,829 --> 01:11:06,649 Hey, watch it! 963 01:11:06,734 --> 01:11:08,834 Man, hey. What’s going on? 964 01:11:11,560 --> 01:11:13,660 I’m going to be with our guests. 965 01:12:09,580 --> 01:12:12,664 Did I ever tell you about the band I had out West? 966 01:12:12,664 --> 01:12:14,484 No. 967 01:12:15,160 --> 01:12:16,544 You had a band? 968 01:12:16,544 --> 01:12:17,602 Yeah. 969 01:12:19,053 --> 01:12:20,660 We called ourselves… 970 01:12:21,302 --> 01:12:25,480 "Hi, my name is Allah" 971 01:12:25,480 --> 01:12:29,701 It’s the most blasphemous thing we could think of. 972 01:12:29,701 --> 01:12:34,888 Though our intentions were pure, we came off as pretty fucking disrespectful, man. 973 01:12:36,202 --> 01:12:38,302 What happened to the band? 974 01:12:40,692 --> 01:12:45,592 I couldn’t do it anymore, man. 975 01:12:46,344 --> 01:12:50,914 Whenever I sang I used to get these… 976 01:12:50,914 --> 01:12:53,045 Awful fucking stomach aches, man. 977 01:12:53,894 --> 01:12:58,794 Like a mess of fucking scissors jumbled up inside me. 978 01:13:00,140 --> 01:13:02,940 My own body was disagreeing with me. 979 01:13:06,978 --> 01:13:08,378 Are you okay? 980 01:13:13,708 --> 01:13:15,295 Fuck, Yusef. 981 01:13:21,236 --> 01:13:26,136 There’s all these ayats and hadiths against about making divisions in your religion. 982 01:13:26,586 --> 01:13:29,545 And there’s gonna be seventy-two sects of Islam at the end of the world, right? 983 01:13:30,576 --> 01:13:32,279 But only one can be right. 984 01:13:35,086 --> 01:13:37,136 What if we’re another one of those wrong sects? 985 01:13:37,136 --> 01:13:38,956 No, this is not a sect. 986 01:13:39,249 --> 01:13:41,486 Yeah, that’s why I invited Bilal’s Boulder. 987 01:13:41,984 --> 01:13:46,884 Yeah, they’re cocks y’akhi, they’re fucking cocks. We all know their cocks. 988 01:13:47,432 --> 01:13:49,857 This isn’t a sect if we keep it open, man. 989 01:13:52,575 --> 01:13:54,339 If we don't form the farqa… 990 01:13:56,687 --> 01:13:57,807 Groups. 991 01:14:10,349 --> 01:14:11,699 Please Allah. 992 01:14:15,691 --> 01:14:18,117 I know you have no reason to listen to me. 993 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,800 Because I’m shit. 994 01:14:26,429 --> 01:14:28,529 Please... 995 01:14:30,603 --> 01:14:32,423 Don’t make this a sect. 996 01:17:42,973 --> 01:17:44,793 As-salaamu alaikum 997 01:17:45,741 --> 01:17:47,561 Wa alaikum as-salaam. 998 01:17:47,856 --> 01:17:54,247 I’m Harun. I write Ordinance twenty. Ordinance twenty, the taqwacore zine. 999 01:17:59,983 --> 01:18:02,783 So it really happened like that, huh? 1000 01:18:03,113 --> 01:18:04,233 Yeah. 1001 01:18:07,641 --> 01:18:10,441 That makes him like a martyr, right? 1002 01:18:11,864 --> 01:18:16,577 I mean, I don’t know .. If I’d put it like that way, exactly. 1003 01:18:18,649 --> 01:18:24,265 Fair enough… what about his stuff? Is any of it still here? - No. - What happened? 1004 01:18:24,265 --> 01:18:26,085 It all got thrown out. 1005 01:18:26,125 --> 01:18:34,606 Alright … what was he really like? I mean, you know did he pray five times a day? What…what, what did he do? 1006 01:18:35,275 --> 01:18:39,499 You know what? Can we please, just let him rest? 1007 01:18:42,372 --> 01:18:45,801 Yeah. Yeah, sure. - Thank you 1008 01:18:48,519 --> 01:18:54,206 Well, the others in the house. I mean, there was the girl in the burqa, the Shi’a skinhead, that straight edger… 1009 01:18:54,206 --> 01:18:56,334 They all moved out. 1010 01:18:56,949 --> 01:19:02,519 And in a couple of days… I will be out of here too, you know. 1011 01:19:06,224 --> 01:19:10,014 Well I gotta tell ya brother… especially looking around 1012 01:19:11,071 --> 01:19:13,751 I didn’t expect to see someone like you to answer the door. 1013 01:19:13,751 --> 01:19:17,618 I guess I just, was thinking maybe you know it would be someone more… 1014 01:19:19,047 --> 01:19:20,519 I don’t know, more like a 1015 01:19:20,519 --> 01:19:21,919 Like a punk? 1016 01:19:23,903 --> 01:19:25,723 Yeah, more like a punk. 1017 01:19:26,852 --> 01:19:28,952 I’m sorry I let you down.