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Holly, you've gotta open up.
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I'm not so sure about this.
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Come on open the door,
tough guy.
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Okay.
5
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You look awesome. Turn.
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I cannot believe
that you talked me
into going to the dance.
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I thought you said
you've been to like,
a million schools.
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Schools, a million.
Dances, zero.
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I'll get it.
10
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Go.
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It's a simple matter
of self-preservation.
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I mean,
when you move around a lot...
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you just don't let yourself
get attached.
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Much less, make plans
to go to school dances.
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I hate to break it to you,
but in exactly one week...
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your streak is
officially going to end.
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Maybe you're right.
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Surprise!
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Come in.
Jean.
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We need to talk.
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What?
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Jean.
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Why? How could you?
Jean.
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Wait, don't you "Jean" me.
Just calm down.
Please, calm down.
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We can be civilized
about this.
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I'll be right back.
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Civilized?
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Just calm down.
No, why are you
telling me this?
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Are you in love with her?
She meant nothing to me.
30
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Well, technically,
they meant nothing to me.
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"They"?
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"They?"
33
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Look on the bright side.
It's out of my system.
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Have a nice day.
35
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Explain this
to me again.
36
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Patsy's back.
37
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It's packing time.
38
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Does this mean you're
not going to the dance?
39
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We'll be gone
by the end of the week.
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I'll stay in touch.
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Bye.
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I'll miss you.
43
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Where are we going
this time?
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There's a spot open
at Dolores' bakery.
45
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You know, I've always
wanted to go there...
46
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and you kids
will love Brooklyn.
47
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It's time
for a new adventure and...
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I'm sorry, honey.
49
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I know you were finally
making some friends here.
50
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It's no biggie.
51
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There's friends everywhere.
Right?
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Hey, all you bloggers.
It's me: Girl on the Move.
53
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Well, here's a big shocker.
54
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My mom got her heart broken.
Again.
55
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Yep, we're starting off
on another big adventure.
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That's my mom's word
for running away.
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"T- I-C" Tic.
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Trick.
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Stick.
60
00:04:02,875 --> 00:04:04,672
Come on,
little Miss Mary Sunshine.
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Play the game.
Give us a word
with "tic" in it.
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Fine.
63
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Tragic.
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Fantastic.
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Pathetic.
66
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Ecstatic.
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Thank you.
68
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Sarcastic.
69
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Psychotic.
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It's genetic.
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By some miracle...
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my mom only got
one speeding ticket
the whole way.
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It's Miss Jean Hamilton.
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Are you married?
75
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He should write her a ticket
for reckless flirting.
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Wow!
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I will say one thing, though.
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For those of you
who haven't done it yet...
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put "Must see
New York skyline"...
80
00:05:01,901 --> 00:05:04,369
on your list of things
to do before you die.
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Oh, wow!
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Oh, girls!
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I bet it's full of
quaint details, pretty
moldings on the ceilings...
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and old hardwood floors.
85
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And charming little
rat droppings
in the breakfast nook.
86
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How delightful.
Cut it out.
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It's going to be perfect.
88
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The sad thing is, I'm actually
getting good at this.
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If all else fails,
I have a very
promising future...
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as a professional mover.
91
00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:03,956
Our new apartment has history
and character.
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And exotic local wildlife.
93
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My mom calls it home.
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I call it the
Witness Relocation Program.
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Mommy, look!
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There it is.
I told you.
97
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The same one
as in Wichita.
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It still comes out
every night.
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Even in hard times.
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To remind us
that every day holds
the potential for beauty.
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It's getting late,
and I'm wiped.
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So, time to hit the sheets.
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Even though I have no idea
which box they're in.
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Keep reading
my on-line journal
for more days...
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in the life
of a teenage gypsy.
I'll be here.
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The same me,
just a different zip code.
107
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No! That's it! I'm not going.
You go with him.
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Sorry.
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Check her out.
Hey, you.
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Yeah, you.
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How much your kicks
cost you?
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What?
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I paid $50 for mine.
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You?
Free.
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I pulled them
out of a garbage can
somewhere in Portland.
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You win.
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See you, freak.
118
00:08:04,750 --> 00:08:06,911
Hey, you're new here?
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00:08:06,986 --> 00:08:09,216
Yeah, how'd you know?
Your skin.
120
00:08:09,288 --> 00:08:11,483
My skin looks new?
It looks virgin.
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No piercing, no tats.
122
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See, us Brooklyn girls,
we lose our skin virginity
by fifth grade.
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In fifth grade,
I was just learning
long division.
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Attention, all students.
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Check in with your
homeroom monitor each day...
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That stinks.
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You're going to
have to take
your yearbook photo...
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with all the losers
who missed it
in the fall.
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I don't do yearbook photos.
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You have no choice.
131
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It's like taxes
and death.
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Mandatory pain.
If you don't
do it yourself...
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they'll hunt you down
like an animal
and force you to smile.
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Not if I'm not here anymore,
they won't.
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I'm so glad you came.
Thanks.
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Now, we keep the mixers
in the back.
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But I got to warn you,
they're all older than God.
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They don't really
mix very well...
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they just kind of move
things around.
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So I hope
your manual mixer's
in real good shape.
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And watch out
for our no-good oven.
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It's worse than that one
in Chapel Hill.
143
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Off by a good 10 degrees.
144
00:09:03,476 --> 00:09:04,670
Well, you know me.
145
00:09:04,744 --> 00:09:07,736
I'm off by way more than that.
Yes, you are.
146
00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:11,016
And this is Gloria.
Gloria, this is Jean...
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the one I was
telling you about.
Really nice to meet you.
148
00:09:13,719 --> 00:09:14,981
Likewise.
149
00:09:15,454 --> 00:09:17,615
Do you know anything
about wilting rose petals?
150
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The fondant's too soft.
151
00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:21,059
You need to add
more cornstarch.
152
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See, I told you she was good.
153
00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:25,122
No wonder my rum cakes
always look so drunk.
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Help me. I like you.
155
00:09:29,635 --> 00:09:31,364
You never eat the cakes?
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You made it on time?
Yeah, I'm here.
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Attention, all students.
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Talent show auditions
will take place...
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this Friday evening
in the auditorium.
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Come on out
and show us what you got.
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That's my seat.
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00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,855
Is there assigned seating?
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00:09:56,562 --> 00:09:59,190
No, but...
Why don't you take
one of those?
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I don't like sitting up front.
165
00:10:02,902 --> 00:10:04,301
Me, neither.
166
00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:31,759
Isn't it big?
167
00:10:31,831 --> 00:10:34,163
It's gorgeous!
It's so heavy.
168
00:10:34,233 --> 00:10:36,599
I need a crane
to lift my finger.
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00:10:37,036 --> 00:10:38,765
Well, baby,
if he's any good at all...
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00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,965
you'll never have to lift
a finger again.
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00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,735
I'm so glad
I listened to you.
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00:10:42,808 --> 00:10:43,866
He was a customer.
173
00:10:43,943 --> 00:10:45,843
Dolores coached me
through the whole thing.
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00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:49,142
When to give him
an extra doughnut,
when to hold back.
175
00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:51,945
You never told me that.
I told you.
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00:10:52,018 --> 00:10:53,747
You just didn't
want to listen.
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00:10:53,819 --> 00:10:55,582
So I've had a few
bad relationships.
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00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,646
Honey, if ex-boyfriends
were dollars...
179
00:10:57,723 --> 00:10:58,712
you'd be loaded by now.
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00:10:58,791 --> 00:11:00,224
Now, baby,
what you gotta do is...
181
00:11:00,292 --> 00:11:03,022
Mom, what you gotta do
is sign my enrollment form.
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00:11:03,095 --> 00:11:04,460
4:00 already?
183
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:06,657
Girls, this is
my daughter, Holly.
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00:11:06,732 --> 00:11:07,960
Hi.
I'm going to get my purse.
185
00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:10,002
Look at you!
All grown up.
186
00:11:10,069 --> 00:11:12,629
Got your little speed bumps
and everything.
187
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:14,434
Welcome to Brooklyn, Holly.
188
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:15,838
See you girls tomorrow.
189
00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,308
Don't embarrass her.
I've known her for so long.
190
00:11:18,377 --> 00:11:19,708
So, tell me. How was it?
191
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:21,406
It was good.
Tell me more.
192
00:11:21,480 --> 00:11:24,347
Excuse me, real quick,
I was just, I was over here.
193
00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:27,181
I was just wondering,
did it hurt at all?
194
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,946
Did what hurt?
195
00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,717
When you fell.
You know, from heaven.
196
00:11:31,791 --> 00:11:33,816
'Cause I was just thinking
with a face like that...
197
00:11:33,893 --> 00:11:35,451
you gotta be an angel, right?
198
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,760
Has that line
ever worked for you?
199
00:11:39,832 --> 00:11:42,528
Well, I got you to laugh,
right? That's Step One.
200
00:11:42,601 --> 00:11:45,502
I'm Lenny Horton.
I'm the bread manager.
201
00:11:45,571 --> 00:11:47,334
I make, you know, the bread.
202
00:11:47,406 --> 00:11:50,136
We got Italian bread,
French bread, bulky rolls...
203
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,973
different kinds
of kaiser rolls, pita bread.
204
00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:54,376
You like pita bread?
I'm Jean.
205
00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:56,210
This is
my daughter, Holly.
206
00:11:56,282 --> 00:11:57,613
Hey, how you doing, Holly?
207
00:11:57,683 --> 00:12:01,244
Great, and I think we gotta go
before you learn Step Two.
208
00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,982
Lenny, tell me
you didn't use
the heaven line.
209
00:12:10,763 --> 00:12:13,823
First days at new schools
always feel the same.
210
00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:18,026
Like suddenly
you're on a new planet,
breathing a new atmosphere.
211
00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,972
Can you scan this
into Match. Com?
212
00:12:22,608 --> 00:12:24,098
Mom, I'm busy.
213
00:12:24,376 --> 00:12:25,741
Doing what?
214
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:28,177
Do you have to
do this right away?
215
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,805
Can't you just
wait this time...
216
00:12:29,882 --> 00:12:32,407
and see if you meet a guy
the normal way?
217
00:12:35,387 --> 00:12:37,082
Have you seen these lines?
218
00:12:37,156 --> 00:12:38,589
I am in a race against time.
219
00:12:38,657 --> 00:12:41,023
Now get on in there
and scan this thing.
220
00:12:41,093 --> 00:12:44,256
Every second counts.
Tick-tock, tick-tock.
221
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:48,861
If a student brings
a cell phone to school,
it will be confiscated...
222
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:50,094
regardless of how...
223
00:12:50,169 --> 00:12:52,501
Excuse me.
I don't even know
why we're here.
224
00:12:52,571 --> 00:12:55,369
It's not like they're
going to be my teachers
four months from now.
225
00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,772
That's negative imaging,
Holly.
226
00:12:56,842 --> 00:12:59,003
...are not permitted
in the school building.
227
00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:03,071
Only winter hats
will be permitted between
the months of November...
228
00:13:03,149 --> 00:13:06,175
and February
and kept in your lockers.
229
00:13:06,252 --> 00:13:09,744
Now, I'd like to introduce
to you the Head of our
Guidance Department.
230
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:12,950
Dr. Charles Fitch.
All right, Fitchy!
231
00:13:14,426 --> 00:13:16,121
Hey, Fitch!
232
00:13:17,496 --> 00:13:19,760
Hey, Dr. Fitch!
Hey there, everyone.
233
00:13:19,832 --> 00:13:24,235
Let me tell you how I run
the Guidance Department.
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00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:29,336
I have an open-door policy,
which means you can
stop by my office...
235
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:30,466
whenever you want.
236
00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:33,944
I also have
an open-mind policy.
237
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:36,610
There are no stupid questions.
238
00:13:36,949 --> 00:13:41,852
So please, if you have
something on your mind,
knock on my door.
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00:13:44,190 --> 00:13:45,316
Mom.
240
00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:47,825
Or raise your hands.
241
00:13:48,627 --> 00:13:51,755
Woman in the back.
Go ahead.
Hi.
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00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,967
Instead of once a year,
have you considered
a monthly forum where...
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00:13:56,035 --> 00:13:59,664
students and teachers
could exchange thoughts
in an effort to enhance...
244
00:13:59,738 --> 00:14:01,968
communication and bridge gaps?
245
00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:03,931
That's a...
246
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,136
That's a great comment,
Mrs...
247
00:14:06,212 --> 00:14:08,237
Miss Hamilton.
248
00:14:09,048 --> 00:14:13,314
I also wondered if you'd
thought of monthly mixers
for single parents.
249
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,853
Not that I don't want to meet
married parents as well.
250
00:14:16,922 --> 00:14:18,048
I would.
251
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,557
It's just that sometimes
we single parents...
252
00:14:20,626 --> 00:14:22,924
have different concerns
than married ones.
253
00:14:22,995 --> 00:14:26,123
Different priorities.
If you know what I mean.
254
00:14:26,432 --> 00:14:28,525
And by priorities I mean:
255
00:14:30,102 --> 00:14:31,660
I need to meet a good man.
256
00:14:35,474 --> 00:14:37,840
In that case,
where do I sign up?
257
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:45,714
Okay, well,
this was interesting.
258
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:48,015
Where were we here?
259
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:54,852
So you're just not
going to talk to me
for the rest of your life?
260
00:14:56,295 --> 00:14:57,694
Come on, Holly.
261
00:14:57,763 --> 00:15:01,290
Every unmarried parent there
appreciated the suggestion.
262
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,933
Did it ever occur to you
that the point
of the meeting...
263
00:15:04,003 --> 00:15:06,164
wasn't for the needs
of the single parent?
264
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:09,401
That the point
of the meeting was maybe
for, I don't know...
265
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:11,773
the kids?
Well, sure.
266
00:15:11,844 --> 00:15:14,335
I was just thinking...
About you!
267
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:17,243
Because you're always
thinking about you.
268
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:24,916
She's doing it again.
269
00:15:24,990 --> 00:15:27,584
Only this time,
I can't smile and play along.
270
00:15:28,093 --> 00:15:30,186
Because the truth is
I'm tired...
271
00:15:30,262 --> 00:15:34,164
of bubble-wrap
and change of address cards,
of figuring out new towns...
272
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,201
and finding new friends.
273
00:15:36,468 --> 00:15:38,493
It's just not fun anymore.
274
00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,498
It's just not.
275
00:15:56,789 --> 00:15:58,586
You know what
the entire student body...
276
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,887
is talking about this morning?
277
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:06,959
The Krispy Kreme truck
that got in a wreck
on Eighth Avenue.
278
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:08,666
There's donuts
everywhere.
279
00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:10,429
It's a total free-for-all.
280
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:14,199
Between the excitement
and the sugar buzz,
everyone's pretty much...
281
00:16:14,273 --> 00:16:17,970
forgotten everything
that happened
before 8:00 this morning.
282
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,708
It could have been worse.
283
00:16:25,784 --> 00:16:27,183
Don't worry, it will be.
284
00:16:27,252 --> 00:16:28,776
It always starts the same.
285
00:16:28,854 --> 00:16:31,880
I mean, she starts out
hopeful, and then
when the perfect man...
286
00:16:31,957 --> 00:16:34,448
doesn't come around
in two weeks,
she gets desperate...
287
00:16:34,526 --> 00:16:35,823
and hooks up with some loser.
288
00:16:35,894 --> 00:16:38,362
Some guy who's not even
good enough to mop her floors.
289
00:16:38,430 --> 00:16:41,422
And then,
when it doesn't work out,
because it never works out...
290
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:44,435
we pack up and move again,
and there's nothing
I can do about it.
291
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:46,733
I can't even run away
because that's what
she does.
292
00:16:46,805 --> 00:16:49,035
I thought you said
you didn't mind
all the moving around.
293
00:16:49,108 --> 00:16:53,101
I didn't. I mean, I don't.
I just got here.
294
00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,516
The River Bistro.
295
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:02,679
What are we doing here?
296
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,417
I can't even afford to pee
in a place like this.
297
00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,924
Much less actually eat here.
298
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:08,926
Relax,
it's under control.
299
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:10,791
My uncle's the owner.
300
00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:12,689
Him?
301
00:17:14,566 --> 00:17:17,057
You've got to be kidding.
No, him.
302
00:17:17,136 --> 00:17:19,161
No, you didn't do that,
did you?
303
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:22,772
Well, how long
did you keep her waiting?
304
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:25,133
What? An hour?
305
00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,444
Of course she's mad.
306
00:17:27,513 --> 00:17:29,310
What? Hold on.
307
00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,279
This is Holly.
Hi.
308
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,544
Hi, Holly.
Nice to meet you.
309
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:34,586
Why wouldn't she be mad?
310
00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:38,155
Well, there's only one thing
you can do: Flowers.
311
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:41,723
And you can't go cheap,
either. Nope.
312
00:17:42,528 --> 00:17:45,053
A dozen, long-stemmed.
313
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,030
He knows about females.
314
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,761
He knows more about females
than I know about females.
315
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:55,229
In my opinion,
roses always work, always.
316
00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,105
He doesn't actually
believe that, does he?
317
00:17:58,544 --> 00:18:00,307
But who am I to know?
318
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:03,906
Call me tomorrow
and let me know
how it worked out. Bye.
319
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,144
Yes, I do believe that.
Don't you?
320
00:18:08,220 --> 00:18:10,188
That flowers always work?
Yeah.
321
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:11,779
Not if the guy's a loser.
322
00:18:11,857 --> 00:18:13,791
The flowers aren't going to
change anything.
323
00:18:13,859 --> 00:18:15,884
Flowers are
just flowers, right?
324
00:18:16,361 --> 00:18:17,726
Wow, your friend's
so cynical.
325
00:18:17,796 --> 00:18:20,026
Sounds like
she's not into romance.
326
00:18:21,900 --> 00:18:23,390
You know what?
327
00:18:26,472 --> 00:18:28,667
This is for you.
Why?
328
00:18:29,741 --> 00:18:32,335
Because a flower like this
is perfect.
329
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:35,038
And giving a woman
a dozen of them,
it's like saying...
330
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,082
there is such a thing
as perfect.
331
00:18:37,149 --> 00:18:38,275
And it's out there.
332
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,545
Don't give up.
You'll find it.
333
00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:41,911
Really?
334
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,046
A yellow rose says
all of that?
335
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,284
Actually a yellow rose
is for your sick grandma.
336
00:18:46,358 --> 00:18:48,121
For a woman, a red rose.
337
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:52,186
But if you really want
to knock her socks off,
you give her an orchid.
338
00:18:52,264 --> 00:18:54,232
Why? What do orchids say?
339
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:56,530
You ever seen an orchid?
340
00:18:56,902 --> 00:19:00,338
How it floats in the water,
so delicate and beautiful?
341
00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,870
When a woman gets an orchid...
342
00:19:04,376 --> 00:19:06,367
well, she feels like...
343
00:19:07,446 --> 00:19:11,439
she's floating on a cloud
of infinite possibility.
344
00:19:18,857 --> 00:19:20,381
I swear I'll pay you back.
345
00:19:20,459 --> 00:19:22,893
I still don't get how flowers
from you will fix things.
346
00:19:22,961 --> 00:19:24,952
Well, they're not flowers,
they're orchids.
347
00:19:25,030 --> 00:19:27,362
And they're not from me.
They're from her perfect man.
348
00:19:27,432 --> 00:19:28,456
Then let him pay.
349
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:30,468
I would, if he existed.
350
00:19:30,569 --> 00:19:31,729
I'm lost.
351
00:19:31,803 --> 00:19:33,395
Do you remember
what your uncle said?
352
00:19:33,472 --> 00:19:35,804
An orchid will make
my mom feel special.
353
00:19:35,874 --> 00:19:38,206
Which will make her happy.
And not so desperate.
354
00:19:38,277 --> 00:19:40,575
Which would make me happy,
and then everybody wins.
355
00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:44,242
Holly?
What?
356
00:19:44,616 --> 00:19:47,084
Are you sure
this is a good idea?
I'm sure.
357
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,143
A few flowers
never hurt anyone.
358
00:19:51,857 --> 00:19:53,757
"Annoying mammal. "
359
00:19:53,825 --> 00:19:55,224
Six letters.
360
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,932
Hey, Mom.
Badger.
361
00:20:06,104 --> 00:20:07,765
Boy, am I thirsty.
362
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:16,806
Was that the buzzer?
363
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:20,249
Five letters for
"In line to get, maybe. "
364
00:20:20,552 --> 00:20:22,782
Mom, wasn't that
the buzzer?
365
00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:25,548
The Times thinks
they're so clever.
366
00:20:28,126 --> 00:20:30,492
I've got to go take
a shower right now.
367
00:20:49,181 --> 00:20:50,170
Hey.
368
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,530
Excuse me.
369
00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,699
Hello, that's my flower.
370
00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,709
No, it's not, it's mine.
371
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,405
Is your name Jean?
No, that's my girlfriend.
372
00:21:21,480 --> 00:21:22,879
Okay, what's the card say?
373
00:21:22,948 --> 00:21:24,609
It says,
"To my dearest girlfriend...
374
00:21:24,683 --> 00:21:28,278
"on her birthday,
I love you so... "
Give me my flower back.
375
00:21:52,711 --> 00:21:54,303
Could you be
any more crazy?
376
00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,711
I was just
bringing them to you.
377
00:22:18,603 --> 00:22:20,571
Wow! How beautiful.
378
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:22,797
Who are those for?
Me.
379
00:22:22,874 --> 00:22:24,967
Isn't that weird,
someone left me flowers?
380
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:28,479
Who? What's the card say?
Let's see.
381
00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:35,916
"How many women can look
like a goddess
in a bakery uniform?
382
00:22:36,355 --> 00:22:38,084
"You are a vision. "
383
00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:40,714
Who sent them?
384
00:22:42,294 --> 00:22:44,194
"A Secret Admirer. "
385
00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:46,821
Who could it be?
386
00:22:46,898 --> 00:22:49,332
Well, obviously,
someone that saw you
at the shop.
387
00:22:49,401 --> 00:22:51,926
Yeah, but how would
he know my name?
388
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:54,663
Well, you wear a nametag,
don't you?
389
00:22:54,740 --> 00:22:57,208
Or where I live?
Duh? Google.
390
00:22:58,110 --> 00:23:00,010
Or that I love orchids?
391
00:23:00,812 --> 00:23:02,939
Maybe he followed you home.
392
00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:06,406
It's very strange.
393
00:23:06,485 --> 00:23:08,453
No, it's probably scary.
394
00:23:09,654 --> 00:23:12,589
Mom, look, this is
the most romantic thing...
395
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,352
that a man has
ever done for you.
396
00:23:14,426 --> 00:23:17,361
Quit questioning it
and enjoy it.
397
00:23:21,166 --> 00:23:23,157
You are absolutely right.
398
00:23:31,676 --> 00:23:34,474
Why are you wearing jeans
under your robe?
399
00:23:34,646 --> 00:23:38,082
How would you like
to have bruises
all over your body?
400
00:23:45,624 --> 00:23:47,524
Your uncle is a genius.
401
00:23:47,993 --> 00:23:50,985
It worked?
She was singing happy songs!
402
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,723
She never sings happy songs.
403
00:23:52,798 --> 00:23:55,631
Yeah, well,
neither do I, but don't
send me flowers, okay?
404
00:23:55,700 --> 00:23:57,668
I like it that way.
405
00:24:10,415 --> 00:24:11,404
Hey.
406
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:24,360
Hey, check it out.
Do I got juice or what?
Look at Jean.
407
00:24:24,429 --> 00:24:27,330
A little attention from me
and she's all poofed up
like a peacock.
408
00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:29,858
It's the guy peacock
who poofs up.
409
00:24:30,502 --> 00:24:32,595
You know what I'm saying.
It's an animal thing.
410
00:24:32,671 --> 00:24:35,640
She's like a lioness letting
the lion know she's ready.
411
00:24:35,707 --> 00:24:38,267
It's the guy lion
who poofs up, too.
412
00:24:41,379 --> 00:24:43,609
People, don't forget
to read Chapters 42 and 43.
413
00:24:43,682 --> 00:24:45,172
There will be
a test on Friday.
414
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,514
Peter, can I see you
a minute, please?
415
00:24:48,620 --> 00:24:49,780
Hurry up!
416
00:24:49,855 --> 00:24:51,550
What's that?
417
00:24:53,291 --> 00:24:55,589
Nothing.
Is that supposed to be me?
418
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,719
No, it's somebody else.
419
00:24:58,797 --> 00:25:00,128
The face.
420
00:25:00,198 --> 00:25:01,790
This looks exactly
like my face.
421
00:25:01,867 --> 00:25:03,334
No, it isn't.
422
00:25:04,469 --> 00:25:06,437
Okay, the face
a little bit.
423
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,065
But that woman
is on a horse.
424
00:25:09,374 --> 00:25:10,671
You're not on a horse.
425
00:25:10,742 --> 00:25:12,607
That's a completely
different person.
426
00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:16,937
It's pretty good.
427
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:20,951
My dad sponsored
comic book conventions
when I was a kid.
428
00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:22,213
He'd take me.
429
00:25:22,287 --> 00:25:25,051
If you hang around
long enough,
you pick it up.
430
00:25:25,123 --> 00:25:27,114
So you hung out
with your dad a lot?
431
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:30,025
No. Actually,
after he and my mom
split up...
432
00:25:30,095 --> 00:25:32,689
that's pretty much
the only thing
we did together.
433
00:25:32,931 --> 00:25:35,832
But, hey,
at least I learned
how to draw, right?
434
00:25:35,901 --> 00:25:38,301
Divorce as a career builder.
That's nice.
435
00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:41,271
So, hey,
have you ever been?
436
00:25:41,339 --> 00:25:43,773
Divorced? Not yet.
437
00:25:44,242 --> 00:25:46,540
No, to a comic convention.
438
00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:49,079
No, not that, either.
439
00:25:49,147 --> 00:25:52,514
Well, there's one
coming up.
440
00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:55,644
Six weeks from now.
Westside Convention Center.
441
00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,512
It sounds geeky,
but it's kind of fun.
442
00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:05,387
Yeah. I'm not much
of a planner, you know.
443
00:26:09,834 --> 00:26:11,893
Has anyone been
asking for me?
444
00:26:11,970 --> 00:26:13,904
Like who?
I don't know.
445
00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:15,234
Anyone?
No.
446
00:26:16,308 --> 00:26:17,297
Hey, Jean.
447
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:20,167
This has your name
written all over it.
448
00:26:21,546 --> 00:26:23,707
Dolores, you're crazy.
449
00:26:23,782 --> 00:26:26,512
No! She's right.
You're way too good
for this place.
450
00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,416
This contest is
for professionals.
451
00:26:28,486 --> 00:26:30,818
I mean, I'm basically
a salesperson.
452
00:26:30,889 --> 00:26:32,379
Explain this to me.
453
00:26:32,557 --> 00:26:34,787
How come when it's a man
you're looking at...
454
00:26:34,859 --> 00:26:36,588
you're blind to his flaws...
455
00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,494
but when it's you,
flaws is all you see?
456
00:26:39,564 --> 00:26:40,826
Hmm?
Mmm.
457
00:26:51,009 --> 00:26:52,374
Is it you?
458
00:26:52,644 --> 00:26:54,271
Yeah, it's me, babe.
459
00:26:57,082 --> 00:26:58,071
Hi.
460
00:26:59,284 --> 00:27:00,273
Hi.
461
00:27:02,921 --> 00:27:05,253
I love orchids. Thank you.
462
00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:08,753
This is a rose.
Which I also love.
463
00:27:10,328 --> 00:27:11,989
So are you free
Saturday night?
464
00:27:12,564 --> 00:27:13,929
What did you have in mind?
465
00:27:13,999 --> 00:27:16,866
Nothing short of
rocking your world, babe.
466
00:27:16,935 --> 00:27:19,028
Well, my world doesn't
rock that easy.
467
00:27:19,104 --> 00:27:21,572
That's right,
make him work for it,
girlfriend.
468
00:27:21,640 --> 00:27:23,471
That's on account
of you've never had...
469
00:27:23,541 --> 00:27:26,476
your world rocked
by Lenny "The World-Rocker"
Horton.
470
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:28,134
Okay.
471
00:27:28,647 --> 00:27:31,081
Let's say I check
my social calendar...
472
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,549
and it turns out I am free
Saturday night.
473
00:27:34,252 --> 00:27:35,276
Where are we going?
474
00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,218
Only to hear the
greatest American band...
475
00:27:37,288 --> 00:27:39,017
ever to pipe out
a power ballad.
476
00:27:39,991 --> 00:27:41,253
Styx concert.
477
00:27:43,595 --> 00:27:45,290
Something I've never done.
478
00:27:45,363 --> 00:27:46,990
You're a Styx newbie?
479
00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:49,223
These are really hot tickets.
480
00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:51,329
I must really like you.
481
00:27:52,504 --> 00:27:54,938
Okay, so Saturday night.
Saturday.
482
00:27:55,006 --> 00:27:56,030
Saturday.
483
00:27:57,942 --> 00:27:59,239
What? Stop!
484
00:28:00,478 --> 00:28:03,379
It's impossible that
Lenny is your secret admirer.
485
00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:04,813
Nothing's impossible.
486
00:28:04,883 --> 00:28:06,441
No. Some things are.
487
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:10,352
Like a man
that sends you an orchid,
the most romantic flower...
488
00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:12,890
and then turns around
and sends you a yellow rose.
489
00:28:12,957 --> 00:28:14,356
That's the kind of flower...
490
00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:16,656
that someone sends
their sick grandmother
in the hospital.
491
00:28:18,329 --> 00:28:19,853
I'll get it.
492
00:28:21,466 --> 00:28:24,162
Mom, please,
can you just listen to me?
493
00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:25,702
I read that note, okay?
494
00:28:25,770 --> 00:28:26,896
A man like that...
495
00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:30,236
a poet, he doesn't take
a woman to a Styx concert.
496
00:28:30,508 --> 00:28:32,339
Well, it's different.
497
00:28:33,111 --> 00:28:34,942
So is a peanut butter
and glue sandwich.
498
00:28:35,013 --> 00:28:36,571
That doesn't mean
you eat it.
499
00:28:36,848 --> 00:28:40,306
Holly, I like this guy.
He seems to like me.
500
00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:42,444
Would it kill you
to give him a chance?
501
00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:44,949
Princess Zoe?
Yes.
502
00:28:45,023 --> 00:28:48,151
You can tell
I'm a princess from all
my beautiful necklaces.
503
00:28:48,226 --> 00:28:52,629
N- E-C-K-L-A-C-E-S.
504
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,298
Okay. Yeah, that makes sense.
505
00:28:59,104 --> 00:29:00,128
Hi, Lenny.
506
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:04,505
Wow, Jean. Whoa!
Great outfit.
507
00:29:04,576 --> 00:29:06,271
Damn, where did you get that?
508
00:29:06,344 --> 00:29:07,834
Who's-a-hottie. Com?
509
00:29:11,950 --> 00:29:14,418
All right. So, you got
everything you need?
510
00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:16,750
Yeah. Let me
just put this on.
Okay.
511
00:29:17,188 --> 00:29:21,818
Hey, Holly, your mom said
that Saturday night
is movie night.
512
00:29:22,427 --> 00:29:23,860
So, what do you say on me...
513
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,590
you take Princess Zoe here,
you guys go see Bambi?
514
00:29:28,633 --> 00:29:31,693
I'm not actually sure
that Bambi is still
in theaters.
515
00:29:31,770 --> 00:29:34,432
Which is such a shame
because I'm just dying
to take...
516
00:29:34,506 --> 00:29:37,441
my 7-year-old little sister
to a movie
where the mom gets...
517
00:29:37,509 --> 00:29:39,101
killed by
the evil male hunter.
518
00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,804
I want to go see that.
519
00:29:41,946 --> 00:29:44,574
Thank you, Lenny.
That's very nice of you.
520
00:29:46,117 --> 00:29:48,677
Thank you, Lenny.
That's very nice of you.
521
00:29:49,621 --> 00:29:50,849
Be good.
522
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:58,090
Wow! It's great.
523
00:29:58,163 --> 00:30:01,132
Yeah, it's a 1980
Pontiac Trans Am
two-door hardtop.
524
00:30:01,199 --> 00:30:03,394
Got the original paint,
the original exhaust.
525
00:30:03,468 --> 00:30:05,595
I re-built the tranny,
tweaked the mill.
526
00:30:05,670 --> 00:30:07,968
And as a matter of fact,
I got...
527
00:30:08,039 --> 00:30:10,940
some new passenger mats
right here,
so would you mind...
528
00:30:11,009 --> 00:30:13,705
just taking your shoes off?
Before you get in?
529
00:30:14,412 --> 00:30:17,074
I should have bought a pair
of those hospital booties.
530
00:30:17,148 --> 00:30:18,706
Wait, do you have any?
531
00:30:22,654 --> 00:30:23,746
Let me guess.
532
00:30:23,822 --> 00:30:25,653
The sick-grandma argument
didn't fly?
533
00:30:25,723 --> 00:30:27,281
She barely even heard it.
534
00:30:27,358 --> 00:30:30,725
She was too busy
picturing herself
as Mrs. Lenny Hair Band.
535
00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:32,456
He's got to be derailed.
536
00:30:33,031 --> 00:30:35,625
By what?
I don't know.
537
00:30:35,767 --> 00:30:38,167
Listen, I'm going to drop Zoe
off at Dolores'...
538
00:30:38,236 --> 00:30:39,897
and I'll meet you
at the Bistro in 20.
539
00:30:39,971 --> 00:30:41,495
Ice cream is going to help.
540
00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,040
No, but your uncle will.
541
00:30:43,107 --> 00:30:45,132
He knew exactly what to do
about the orchids...
542
00:30:45,210 --> 00:30:46,438
and he'll know
what to do next.
543
00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,478
Ciao.
544
00:31:11,236 --> 00:31:13,898
Lenny, I don't think
that's Styx.
545
00:31:13,972 --> 00:31:16,702
No, they're Kilroy,
they're a tribute band
to Styx.
546
00:31:18,776 --> 00:31:20,835
Yeah, the singer's not
as good as the original.
547
00:31:20,912 --> 00:31:24,211
But if you close your eyes,
you can't even
tell the difference.
548
00:31:25,650 --> 00:31:27,845
Yeah, you can tell.
549
00:31:31,122 --> 00:31:32,384
We have a question.
550
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,317
Mel, put those
two tables together.
551
00:31:35,393 --> 00:31:37,361
Kid, can it wait?
I'm a little busy.
552
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:40,761
No, it's really important.
It's for
our school assignment.
553
00:31:40,832 --> 00:31:41,958
Due tomorrow.
554
00:31:42,033 --> 00:31:44,058
We need to know
what the perfect man
would do...
555
00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,432
as a follow-up
to the orchid.
556
00:31:45,503 --> 00:31:47,130
Well, can't we talk
about it tomorrow?
557
00:31:47,205 --> 00:31:49,571
Wait, what could be
more important
than the perfect man?
558
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,040
Duh, perfect shoes.
559
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:52,406
Lance, please.
560
00:31:52,477 --> 00:31:53,842
Don't "Lance, please" me.
561
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,244
Take a break
and help these girls out.
562
00:31:56,314 --> 00:31:58,145
You try the new Shiraz...
563
00:31:59,217 --> 00:32:03,847
sit at your table
and let good old Lance
handle the floor.
564
00:32:05,156 --> 00:32:06,817
All right. Five minutes.
565
00:32:08,192 --> 00:32:11,127
Don't play with your hair
at the bar, Lance.
566
00:32:16,301 --> 00:32:21,136
So, what are you
writing a school paper on,
dating or something?
567
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:22,463
Yeah.
568
00:32:22,707 --> 00:32:25,972
Well, what class
would that be?
English.
569
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:30,811
I'm looking
at romantic heroes,
like in literature.
570
00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:33,944
You know...
Romeo.
571
00:32:34,018 --> 00:32:35,713
Right, or Heathcliff.
572
00:32:35,787 --> 00:32:36,947
Taking guys like that...
573
00:32:37,021 --> 00:32:39,922
and comparing them
to their real-life
counterparts.
574
00:32:40,858 --> 00:32:43,053
But you don't believe
in romance.
575
00:32:44,362 --> 00:32:45,989
I'm stretching.
576
00:32:47,532 --> 00:32:50,592
Well, girls,
I'm really not
an authority on this.
577
00:32:53,671 --> 00:32:54,660
Hot!
578
00:32:57,041 --> 00:32:59,373
What makes today's
Perfect man perfect?
579
00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:03,505
What is it that he says
or does that makes him
a woman's perfect man?
580
00:33:05,049 --> 00:33:07,040
Well, that depends.
Every woman's different.
581
00:33:07,118 --> 00:33:09,018
But yet, orchids work
for all of them?
582
00:33:09,087 --> 00:33:11,851
Well, as a gesture, they do.
I mean, but that's just a...
583
00:33:12,223 --> 00:33:13,918
That's a beginning,
that's...
584
00:33:14,726 --> 00:33:17,320
He's got to have
a deeper connection than that.
585
00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,158
He's got to know
what makes her tick.
586
00:33:19,230 --> 00:33:21,790
Which is why,
if you don't know
who the woman is...
587
00:33:21,866 --> 00:33:23,128
it's rather a moot point.
588
00:33:23,201 --> 00:33:25,135
She listens to Patsy Cline
when she's sad.
589
00:33:25,203 --> 00:33:26,830
Hypothetically.
590
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:28,201
Say she does.
591
00:33:28,272 --> 00:33:29,603
Then what?
592
00:33:30,908 --> 00:33:32,842
Patsy Cline's her sad music?
593
00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:35,778
Wait a minute.
594
00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,175
Now.
595
00:33:43,654 --> 00:33:46,282
This is very happy music.
596
00:33:46,758 --> 00:33:49,056
Keep it. But you know what?
597
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,118
Even if he does
cheer her up...
598
00:33:51,195 --> 00:33:53,561
he can't be a guy
that's afraid of tears.
599
00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,011
It's like he wrote
it about us.
600
00:34:09,881 --> 00:34:11,508
What if she's into word games?
601
00:34:11,582 --> 00:34:13,311
Scrabble, you know,
stuff like that?
602
00:34:13,384 --> 00:34:15,818
Oh, yeah. Good stuff.
603
00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,412
A little wit,
a little wordplay.
I like that.
604
00:34:18,489 --> 00:34:21,083
And if she's been
dumped a lot? Then what?
605
00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:22,217
A lot?
606
00:34:25,229 --> 00:34:26,856
That's a tough one.
607
00:34:27,298 --> 00:34:29,766
I guess the perfect guy
would be...
608
00:34:31,102 --> 00:34:33,366
He'd be someone who could...
609
00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:37,230
He could be anywhere
in the world...
610
00:34:37,442 --> 00:34:40,036
but he chooses
to be with her because...
611
00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:43,578
life is better with her
by his side.
612
00:34:44,215 --> 00:34:47,184
What do you think?
Did I pass the test?
613
00:34:48,753 --> 00:34:50,345
Very nice to meet you.
614
00:34:50,421 --> 00:34:51,547
Stop it!
615
00:34:51,622 --> 00:34:52,816
Big problem.
616
00:34:54,358 --> 00:34:55,985
Hey, cutie.
Hi, Amber.
617
00:34:56,060 --> 00:35:00,690
Hey, okay. Designer dress,
bias cut, wedding chic.
618
00:35:01,566 --> 00:35:02,760
Where's the problem?
619
00:35:02,834 --> 00:35:04,529
It's a small fortune.
620
00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,763
No, that's a lie.
It's a large fortune.
621
00:35:06,838 --> 00:35:08,863
It's your day. Do it.
622
00:35:09,373 --> 00:35:10,738
Really?
Yeah.
623
00:35:11,776 --> 00:35:13,004
I adore you.
624
00:35:13,945 --> 00:35:16,038
Okay, what about the cake?
625
00:35:16,114 --> 00:35:18,674
You know what, girls?
I got to go to work. Really.
626
00:35:18,749 --> 00:35:21,047
I was thinking
of something layers,
chocolate, strawberry.
627
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:22,916
Amber, let's talk
about it tomorrow.
628
00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:25,285
Lance, step away
from the purse.
629
00:35:26,357 --> 00:35:28,450
She's gorgeous.
Yeah.
630
00:35:28,526 --> 00:35:32,462
Together they look
like the winners of
a genetic lottery. Come on.
631
00:35:45,776 --> 00:35:47,937
Here, let me get this
for you. You got it?
632
00:35:48,012 --> 00:35:51,106
Thanks. Well, Lenny, I...
Whoops, we're wet. Watch it.
633
00:35:51,182 --> 00:35:53,377
I don't even know
what to say. It's been...
634
00:35:54,619 --> 00:35:56,644
Now, Jean,
I had a fantastic time.
635
00:35:56,721 --> 00:35:58,712
I got to tell you,
I really, you know.
636
00:35:58,789 --> 00:36:01,257
I really, I could get
used to this.
637
00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,958
You're a good kisser.
638
00:36:10,034 --> 00:36:11,831
It was a really good time.
639
00:36:11,903 --> 00:36:14,838
All right. So,
I'll see you at work, okay?
640
00:36:15,273 --> 00:36:17,366
My shoes.
I'm sorry.
641
00:36:32,123 --> 00:36:33,886
How was the '80s flashback?
642
00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:35,991
You scared me!
643
00:36:36,060 --> 00:36:38,324
His stupid car is louder
than a jumbo jet.
644
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:40,921
He probably woke up
the whole entire neighborhood.
645
00:36:41,432 --> 00:36:43,923
Holly, for me, would you
give Lenny a chance?
646
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:47,232
Mom, for me,
would you go slow this time?
647
00:36:47,305 --> 00:36:48,966
You don't know
who else is out there.
648
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,667
No, but here's what I do know:
649
00:36:50,741 --> 00:36:53,232
Tonight I had
a pretty good time.
650
00:36:57,348 --> 00:36:59,942
"Oh what a tangled web
we weave
651
00:37:00,017 --> 00:37:04,215
"When first
we practice to deceive!"
652
00:37:04,288 --> 00:37:06,882
Who wants to talk
about what that means?
653
00:37:07,692 --> 00:37:09,922
He needs to write her
a letter.
Who?
654
00:37:09,994 --> 00:37:11,018
The perfect man.
655
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:13,188
Adam, care to elucidate?
656
00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:14,753
Yeah, you.
657
00:37:14,832 --> 00:37:17,062
What do you think
Sir Walter Scott
was talking about?
658
00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:20,365
You're going to
forge a letter?
I have to. If I don't...
659
00:37:20,438 --> 00:37:22,429
my mom's going to be
walking down the aisle...
660
00:37:22,506 --> 00:37:23,871
to the sound of Mr. Roboto.
661
00:37:23,941 --> 00:37:27,069
Well, I think, it's that
lies get complicated.
662
00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,140
Because?
663
00:37:29,547 --> 00:37:32,448
Usually if you tell a lie,
you have to tell another lie.
664
00:37:32,516 --> 00:37:34,916
Except she's totally going to
recognize my handwriting.
665
00:37:34,986 --> 00:37:37,420
She won't recognize mine.
True.
666
00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:39,080
And each lie turns into
another lie...
667
00:37:39,156 --> 00:37:41,488
and another lie, and it
makes things complicated.
668
00:37:41,559 --> 00:37:45,086
Until, eventually, you're left
with this big mess of lies...
669
00:37:45,162 --> 00:37:46,720
that you can't
find your way out of.
670
00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:48,822
We'll do it
right after school.
Perfect.
671
00:37:48,899 --> 00:37:50,799
Perfect.
All right. I'll buy that.
672
00:37:50,868 --> 00:37:53,701
Alana, what does "tangled web"
symbolize?
673
00:37:54,005 --> 00:37:56,064
What if she's into word games?
674
00:37:56,140 --> 00:37:57,801
Scrabble, you know,
stuff like that?
675
00:37:57,875 --> 00:38:00,139
Oh, yeah. Good stuff.
676
00:38:00,211 --> 00:38:02,611
A little wit,
a little wordplay.
I like that.
677
00:38:02,680 --> 00:38:05,012
I know what I'm doing
borders on delusional...
678
00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:06,379
but what can I say?
679
00:38:06,450 --> 00:38:08,941
Desperate times call
for desperate measures.
680
00:38:09,186 --> 00:38:11,017
Trust me. If you met Lenny...
681
00:38:11,088 --> 00:38:13,989
you'd lick the envelope
and lend me a stamp.
682
00:38:20,031 --> 00:38:21,123
Hi.
683
00:38:23,134 --> 00:38:24,965
Where did her troops go?
684
00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:27,698
She needed some quiet time...
685
00:38:27,772 --> 00:38:29,296
to think things out.
686
00:38:29,740 --> 00:38:31,230
What kind of things?
687
00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:34,039
Well, you know,
like what her next step is.
688
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:35,942
You know,
whether she's going to form...
689
00:38:36,013 --> 00:38:40,416
a powerful alliance
with a prince or go it alone.
690
00:38:41,385 --> 00:38:42,818
Which is she gonna choose?
691
00:38:43,187 --> 00:38:45,052
I think she's going to go
with the prince.
692
00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:46,680
Really?
Oh, yeah.
693
00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:49,252
He's kind of a great guy,
you know.
694
00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,854
He's handsome.
He's very nice.
695
00:38:53,130 --> 00:38:54,927
And the thing with the...
696
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:57,559
Jousting.
Jousting. Yes.
697
00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,866
You should see him joust.
He is like Joe Jouster.
698
00:39:00,938 --> 00:39:03,133
Any time that anybody
ever wants to hang out
with him...
699
00:39:03,207 --> 00:39:06,836
he's like "Guys,
I can't. I've gotta
practice my jousting. "
700
00:39:09,046 --> 00:39:10,240
Do you want to sit?
701
00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:13,174
No.
702
00:39:13,250 --> 00:39:15,946
I made plans
with someone. So...
703
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,113
I thought you weren't
much of a planner.
704
00:39:20,624 --> 00:39:21,921
Yeah. Right.
705
00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:33,928
Holly? Do you think
we're going to stay here?
706
00:39:34,438 --> 00:39:35,700
I don't know. Why?
707
00:39:35,773 --> 00:39:38,674
There's a big spelling bee
coming up with
all the other schools.
708
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:40,005
My teacher entered me.
709
00:39:40,077 --> 00:39:43,478
I bet you're
going to win that. You're the
best speller I know.
710
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:47,142
Yeah. Only, it's not
for a couple of months.
711
00:39:48,419 --> 00:39:51,718
Well, you never know,
we might still be here.
712
00:39:51,789 --> 00:39:54,622
I hope so.
I've never entered anything.
713
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:56,354
Hi, girls.
714
00:39:57,862 --> 00:40:00,023
Mommy, are you sick?
715
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:02,093
What?
716
00:40:02,166 --> 00:40:03,827
You don't look normal.
717
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,930
I got a letter.
718
00:40:07,304 --> 00:40:08,737
What kind of letter?
719
00:40:08,806 --> 00:40:10,899
It's a love letter.
720
00:40:11,108 --> 00:40:12,803
What does it say?
721
00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,541
One second.
722
00:40:17,782 --> 00:40:20,273
Hey, you! Give me that!
723
00:40:21,452 --> 00:40:23,181
"My dearest Jean.
724
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:28,222
"The letters J-E-A-N
used to spell out just
another word for denim. "
725
00:40:29,026 --> 00:40:30,516
This guy is great, Mom.
726
00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:34,263
"But, since I found you,
I hear those
four-letter words...
727
00:40:34,331 --> 00:40:36,891
"and all I think about is
another four-letter-word:
728
00:40:37,301 --> 00:40:39,667
"love. L-O-V-E."
729
00:40:40,371 --> 00:40:42,601
Love?
Yeah.
730
00:40:43,140 --> 00:40:46,268
He loves you?
That's what he said.
731
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,973
Zoe, he's trying
to be romantic.
732
00:40:51,582 --> 00:40:54,779
"Being near you
is like standing
on a triple word score. "
733
00:40:54,852 --> 00:40:56,183
He plays Scrabble.
734
00:40:56,587 --> 00:40:58,885
"Everything matters
three times as much.
735
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,787
"The sun shines three times
as bright...
736
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:02,883
"and I am three times
as happy. "
737
00:41:04,128 --> 00:41:05,390
What's this?
738
00:41:06,730 --> 00:41:09,995
He gave you a present?
I like him now.
739
00:41:11,235 --> 00:41:14,432
Smart, witty, romantic.
740
00:41:14,705 --> 00:41:17,299
You can't still think
this guy is Lenny, right?
741
00:41:17,374 --> 00:41:20,673
It is kind of hard to picture
Lenny playing Scrabble.
742
00:41:34,291 --> 00:41:36,384
Come on, Mom, let's dance.
743
00:41:43,334 --> 00:41:44,631
You go, Mom!
744
00:41:50,808 --> 00:41:51,797
Mom.
745
00:41:55,880 --> 00:41:57,313
No!
Come on.
746
00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:30,002
I can't believe it.
747
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:33,346
And he sent you
a present, too?
748
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:36,284
Yeah, a CD of a band
I'd never heard of,
but I loved.
749
00:42:36,353 --> 00:42:39,049
It's like he knows me better
than I know myself.
750
00:42:39,123 --> 00:42:40,590
So why is he hiding?
751
00:42:41,258 --> 00:42:44,227
He's not hiding.
He's just...
Just what?
752
00:42:45,429 --> 00:42:47,454
Excuse me? Can you help me?
753
00:42:53,470 --> 00:42:54,960
Dinner's ready.
754
00:43:04,315 --> 00:43:06,112
There must be something wrong
with him.
755
00:43:06,183 --> 00:43:08,515
Who?
Mr. Wonderful.
756
00:43:09,086 --> 00:43:11,919
What? No,
there's nothing wrong
with him. He's perfect.
757
00:43:11,989 --> 00:43:13,684
Then why all the secrecy?
758
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:17,090
Why doesn't he just come on
over, show his face,
and say hello?
759
00:43:17,161 --> 00:43:19,026
Like a normal person.
760
00:43:19,096 --> 00:43:20,461
Listen to yourself.
761
00:43:20,531 --> 00:43:22,863
The man wants to be
the least bit romantic...
762
00:43:22,933 --> 00:43:24,924
and all of sudden you think
he's not normal.
763
00:43:25,002 --> 00:43:28,199
How do I know if he is?
And if he is,
what does he look like?
764
00:43:28,272 --> 00:43:29,705
Is he tall, is he short?
765
00:43:29,773 --> 00:43:33,209
Does he have
blond, curly hair,
straight, black hair, what?
766
00:43:33,277 --> 00:43:35,745
I bet he has a big,
fat wart on his nose.
767
00:43:38,082 --> 00:43:40,175
I bet that he's really,
really handsome.
768
00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:41,717
And how would you know?
769
00:43:41,785 --> 00:43:43,446
He writes like
he's really handsome.
770
00:43:43,520 --> 00:43:47,149
Honey, have you seen
pictures of Shakespeare?
Bald, skinny.
771
00:43:47,925 --> 00:43:49,415
Does that
even really matter?
772
00:43:49,493 --> 00:43:51,688
Yes. Because you can't have
a relationship with a man...
773
00:43:51,762 --> 00:43:53,787
you've never laid eyes on.
774
00:43:57,234 --> 00:44:00,203
Honey, I've got a party of 50
coming in a half an hour.
775
00:44:00,270 --> 00:44:01,760
It will only
take a second.
776
00:44:01,839 --> 00:44:04,307
Oh, You can take my picture.
Just be sure
to get my good side.
777
00:44:04,375 --> 00:44:08,004
Over here, Brad Pitt.
Over here, David Spade,
not so cute.
778
00:44:08,245 --> 00:44:10,543
No, I'm just swamped,
I'm sorry.
779
00:44:12,182 --> 00:44:15,549
Hey, Uncle Ben,
what's that stuff you put
on top of your spinach salad?
780
00:44:15,619 --> 00:44:17,883
Parmesan what?
Cheese.
781
00:44:22,726 --> 00:44:25,354
Ben. It's a nice name.
782
00:44:25,429 --> 00:44:27,829
Uncomplicated.
Dependable. Ben.
783
00:44:27,898 --> 00:44:30,492
And it's way better
than Lenny. And he's way cuter
than Lenny.
784
00:44:30,567 --> 00:44:32,797
Don't you be mean
about Lenny.
He's a good egg.
785
00:44:32,870 --> 00:44:34,804
Just not the egg for me.
786
00:44:34,872 --> 00:44:38,364
I like this egg.
I want this egg
to be my boyfriend.
787
00:44:38,442 --> 00:44:41,411
When's he coming over?
As soon as he gets back.
788
00:44:41,478 --> 00:44:43,070
Well, where did he go?
789
00:44:43,147 --> 00:44:45,638
He's opening up
a new restaurant
in China.
790
00:44:45,716 --> 00:44:48,617
And the phone lines
there are impossible,
evidently.
791
00:44:48,686 --> 00:44:51,382
So as soon as he gets back,
he's going to call.
792
00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:54,015
Cool. What else
does the letter say?
793
00:44:55,259 --> 00:44:57,625
That's private.
Excuse me.
794
00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:00,721
China.
795
00:45:00,798 --> 00:45:03,494
How are we ever going
to get a stamp from China?
796
00:45:03,567 --> 00:45:04,556
We won't.
797
00:45:04,635 --> 00:45:06,660
Now that he's traveling,
he asked her to send...
798
00:45:06,737 --> 00:45:08,500
her e-mail address
to his e-mail address.
799
00:45:08,572 --> 00:45:09,937
He has
an e-mail address?
800
00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:14,343
Brooklyn Boy,
this new account
that I'm setting up.
801
00:45:14,411 --> 00:45:17,437
Well, at least
it's consistent, since
everyone lies in cyberspace.
802
00:45:17,514 --> 00:45:20,210
But we can't use
the computer at my house
in case my mom finds it.
803
00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:22,946
I'd offer ours,
except my brother's on
24/7...
804
00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:25,682
buying those
little Yu-Gi-Oh cards on eBay.
805
00:45:26,090 --> 00:45:27,284
Who else?
806
00:45:37,835 --> 00:45:39,325
It's kind of messy.
807
00:45:40,471 --> 00:45:42,564
It's kind of dark.
808
00:45:43,173 --> 00:45:44,299
Oh, yeah.
809
00:45:49,146 --> 00:45:50,670
Should be on.
810
00:45:51,115 --> 00:45:53,481
Thank you so much
for letting me do this.
811
00:45:53,550 --> 00:45:56,883
You must think that I'm crazy,
but at least my mom's happy,
you know.
812
00:45:57,821 --> 00:45:59,049
It's such a change...
813
00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:02,854
'cause she usually spends
most of her time depressed
or with idiots.
814
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:04,291
Maybe I should try it.
815
00:46:04,361 --> 00:46:07,387
My mom only smiles
once a month
when the alimony check comes.
816
00:46:11,835 --> 00:46:14,599
And if she's been dumped
a lot? Then what?
817
00:46:14,671 --> 00:46:15,831
A lot?
818
00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,065
That's a tough one.
819
00:46:18,942 --> 00:46:21,172
I guess the perfect guy
would be...
820
00:46:21,378 --> 00:46:23,346
He could be anywhere
in the world...
821
00:46:23,413 --> 00:46:26,007
but he chooses
to be with her because...
822
00:46:26,316 --> 00:46:28,910
life is better with her
by his side.
823
00:46:38,328 --> 00:46:39,886
Dear Passionate Baker...
824
00:46:39,963 --> 00:46:42,761
I'm spending my days
with very serious
business people...
825
00:46:42,833 --> 00:46:45,802
and I know
I should be listening
to every word they say...
826
00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:47,359
But all I keep thinking is...
827
00:46:47,437 --> 00:46:49,268
what am I doing
all the way in China?
828
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:52,638
Unbelievable. Listen to this.
Come on. Let's go.
829
00:46:52,709 --> 00:46:53,733
It's from Ben.
830
00:46:53,811 --> 00:46:57,042
"I planned this restaurant
before I'd ever laid eyes
on you.
831
00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:58,581
"If I had to do it over...
832
00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:01,846
"I'd buy the building
right next to yours
and open there. "
833
00:47:04,621 --> 00:47:06,282
He'd rather be with me.
834
00:47:09,293 --> 00:47:11,261
Why don't you write him back?
835
00:47:11,762 --> 00:47:12,751
Good.
836
00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:17,261
Excuse me.
837
00:47:20,804 --> 00:47:21,964
Dear Brooklyn Boy...
838
00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,030
if your food's half as good
as your letters...
839
00:47:24,107 --> 00:47:27,406
nothing would make me happier
than having your restaurant
on my block.
840
00:47:27,477 --> 00:47:29,570
But I'd hate to deprive
the nation of China...
841
00:47:29,646 --> 00:47:33,946
of that kind of satisfaction.
So open your restaurant
there first.
842
00:47:35,185 --> 00:47:36,812
Dear Passionate Baker...
843
00:47:36,887 --> 00:47:39,117
as long as
I'm in the kitchen cooking...
844
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,487
it doesn't matter where I am.
845
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,963
It's a real specific kind
of satisfaction, isn't it...
846
00:47:47,030 --> 00:47:48,224
cooking for people?
847
00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:51,597
I'm only a baker,
but I put as much creativity
and passion...
848
00:47:51,668 --> 00:47:54,728
into my cakes
as a painter puts on a canvas.
849
00:47:55,505 --> 00:47:58,702
Granted, when all's said
and done,
all I've made is a cake.
850
00:47:58,775 --> 00:48:01,300
But then again, you can't eat
the Mona Lisa.
851
00:48:01,778 --> 00:48:04,110
Waiting, the Passionate Baker.
852
00:48:04,448 --> 00:48:06,075
Dear Passionate Baker...
853
00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:08,310
creativity and passion, huh?
854
00:48:08,952 --> 00:48:11,682
I'm starting to figure out
what makes you tick.
855
00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:15,453
And as for the Mona Lisa...
856
00:48:15,525 --> 00:48:17,390
after a few thousand years...
857
00:48:17,461 --> 00:48:19,452
people are going to get tired
of her smile.
858
00:48:19,529 --> 00:48:22,191
But a good fudge brownie
is eternal.
859
00:48:22,666 --> 00:48:23,928
Dear Brooklyn Boy...
860
00:48:24,001 --> 00:48:26,435
I'm modest about some things,
but not this.
861
00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:29,529
I make the best fudge brownies
on the planet.
862
00:48:29,606 --> 00:48:31,096
Well, it just so happens...
863
00:48:31,174 --> 00:48:33,039
I make the best
homemade ice cream.
864
00:48:33,110 --> 00:48:35,135
Ice cream and brownies.
865
00:48:35,579 --> 00:48:38,878
Now that's a good combo.
That's all I'm looking for.
866
00:48:39,650 --> 00:48:41,311
My own good combo.
867
00:48:41,585 --> 00:48:43,553
Someone I can bring out
the best in...
868
00:48:43,620 --> 00:48:46,145
and someone that brings out
the best in me.
869
00:49:49,052 --> 00:49:50,542
How you doing?
870
00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,779
Surprise, surprise.
871
00:49:53,357 --> 00:49:56,258
Lenny, there's something
I need to tell you.
872
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,552
We don't need words.
873
00:49:58,628 --> 00:50:02,291
I know
what you're going to say.
And I feel the exact same way.
874
00:50:02,699 --> 00:50:05,532
No, this is important
for me to say.
875
00:50:07,037 --> 00:50:09,403
I met someone...
"And his name is Lenny...
876
00:50:09,473 --> 00:50:11,998
"and he's rocking my world. "
I know.
877
00:50:12,075 --> 00:50:14,908
And I know you're scared.
I'm scared, too.
878
00:50:14,978 --> 00:50:18,311
But I also know
if the world turned
upside down...
879
00:50:18,382 --> 00:50:21,283
baby, I know you'd always
be around my mind.
880
00:50:22,352 --> 00:50:24,013
The best of times.
881
00:50:24,521 --> 00:50:27,888
These are "the best of times. "
882
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,623
I met someone else.
883
00:50:31,928 --> 00:50:33,020
What?
884
00:50:33,096 --> 00:50:36,065
I mean,
I didn't meet someone,
but I might.
885
00:50:36,133 --> 00:50:39,967
But the perfect man
is standing right here,
next to my cuddles.
886
00:50:40,037 --> 00:50:43,165
Lenny, I'm sorry.
I really am.
887
00:50:43,240 --> 00:50:45,003
You are a great guy.
888
00:50:46,043 --> 00:50:48,341
I'm sorry this wasn't...
889
00:50:49,246 --> 00:50:52,340
"the best of times. "
890
00:51:10,033 --> 00:51:11,057
Hey.
891
00:51:11,134 --> 00:51:15,298
I'm in the middle of writing
my mom an e-mail
and she just logged on.
892
00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:18,164
IM her.
Should I?
893
00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:21,267
Yeah, It will make Ben
seem more real, won't it?
894
00:51:23,713 --> 00:51:25,078
Okay.
895
00:51:32,789 --> 00:51:34,916
Fancy running into you here.
896
00:51:38,995 --> 00:51:40,690
What time is it there?
897
00:51:46,503 --> 00:51:47,492
Late.
898
00:51:52,075 --> 00:51:53,372
I thought it would be morning.
899
00:51:56,146 --> 00:51:58,842
It is. Late morning.
900
00:51:59,783 --> 00:52:01,546
What are you doing?
901
00:52:05,689 --> 00:52:07,520
Just thinking.
902
00:52:09,259 --> 00:52:10,624
About what?
903
00:52:12,796 --> 00:52:14,423
You'd be bored.
904
00:52:16,666 --> 00:52:17,928
Try me.
905
00:52:18,001 --> 00:52:20,993
If I stop replying,
you'll know I fell asleep.
906
00:52:29,112 --> 00:52:32,047
Well, I have kids.
Have I mentioned that?
907
00:52:34,351 --> 00:52:36,410
No. That's great.
908
00:52:38,688 --> 00:52:41,589
Two daughters.
Seven and sixteen.
909
00:52:43,927 --> 00:52:46,418
They're lucky to have you
as a mom.
910
00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:55,769
You are the only person
on earth who would say that.
911
00:52:55,839 --> 00:52:58,569
And it's just because
you haven't met me.
912
00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:01,900
I've made
so many mistakes.
913
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:05,081
Everyone makes mistakes.
914
00:53:07,284 --> 00:53:11,277
Yeah, well,
I make whoppers,
over and over...
915
00:53:11,354 --> 00:53:13,618
and my kids are the ones
who suffer.
916
00:53:13,690 --> 00:53:15,214
It's not fair.
917
00:53:18,094 --> 00:53:20,392
This wasn't the plan,
you know.
918
00:53:21,131 --> 00:53:23,964
I had a big future in mind
when I was younger.
919
00:53:24,034 --> 00:53:25,558
I was going to be
a famous baker.
920
00:53:25,635 --> 00:53:28,160
Like Julia Child,
but with desserts.
921
00:53:28,238 --> 00:53:30,297
I was going to go
to a fancy cooking school.
922
00:53:30,373 --> 00:53:31,704
Write cookbooks.
923
00:53:31,775 --> 00:53:34,608
Make people fall in love
with baking again.
924
00:53:34,811 --> 00:53:37,143
I had
all the applications, too.
925
00:53:42,118 --> 00:53:45,884
I was in the middle
of filling them out
when I learned I was pregnant.
926
00:53:45,956 --> 00:53:48,083
I thought
it was good news.
927
00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:51,525
A baby fit into
my happily-ever-after plan
just fine.
928
00:53:51,995 --> 00:53:54,395
But it didn't fit
into the guy's.
929
00:53:54,731 --> 00:53:57,894
Or maybe it was me
that didn't fit.
930
00:53:58,501 --> 00:54:01,129
Whichever. I was on my own.
931
00:54:03,540 --> 00:54:06,907
So you had your kid instead
of fulfilling your dream.
932
00:54:10,580 --> 00:54:12,070
I guess I did.
933
00:54:17,821 --> 00:54:21,985
If you had to do it all over,
would you have gone
to school instead?
934
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:28,989
Life definitely
would have been easier
if I'd done that.
935
00:54:29,566 --> 00:54:31,295
Gotten my act together first.
936
00:54:31,368 --> 00:54:34,963
Had kids later.
But those kids...
937
00:54:36,539 --> 00:54:38,564
wouldn't be Holly
and Zoe.
938
00:54:40,510 --> 00:54:44,844
And life
without Holly and Zoe,
I can't even imagine it.
939
00:54:46,383 --> 00:54:48,374
It's just no life at all.
940
00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:33,993
Special message...
941
00:55:34,064 --> 00:55:37,522
to all you bloggers out there
being raised by single moms.
942
00:55:37,767 --> 00:55:39,735
Give the old lady a break.
943
00:55:39,803 --> 00:55:42,033
She's doing the best she can.
944
00:55:52,882 --> 00:55:53,940
Yeah.
945
00:55:54,017 --> 00:55:55,382
Okay, one cherry cake.
946
00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:57,443
Yeah,
that would be great.
947
00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:00,216
$12.99. Thanks.
948
00:56:00,290 --> 00:56:01,985
Thank you. Bye.
949
00:56:08,365 --> 00:56:10,128
Can I help you?
950
00:56:12,135 --> 00:56:13,932
Attention, shoppers.
951
00:56:14,304 --> 00:56:15,896
Need a little pick-me-up?
952
00:56:15,972 --> 00:56:18,236
Why don't you head on over
to our coffee corner...
953
00:56:18,308 --> 00:56:22,972
and pick yourself up a
half-caf caramel macchiato?
954
00:56:23,847 --> 00:56:26,611
But remember,
coffee can be hot.
955
00:56:28,885 --> 00:56:32,343
It can have an intensity
like you've never felt before.
956
00:56:32,489 --> 00:56:34,684
Searing deep into your flesh.
957
00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:35,952
Is he joking?
958
00:56:36,025 --> 00:56:38,823
Your tender, vulnerable...
959
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,061
so-easily-hurt flesh.
960
00:56:44,200 --> 00:56:48,534
So be sure to ask
for a protective sleeve
when you pick up your coffee.
961
00:56:48,638 --> 00:56:51,835
Maybe ask for another one
to slip over your heart.
962
00:56:54,978 --> 00:56:56,309
Thank you.
963
00:57:03,353 --> 00:57:05,821
And I bought
these butterfly clips
so that you can use it...
964
00:57:05,889 --> 00:57:07,857
and clip the braids back.
But don't pull.
965
00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:09,323
Okay.
It hurts.
966
00:57:09,426 --> 00:57:13,021
Okay, I'm taking Zoe
to her play date, then
I'm going to Gloria's shower.
967
00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:14,495
Don't burn the place down.
968
00:57:14,564 --> 00:57:15,963
Wow. Look at you.
969
00:57:16,332 --> 00:57:17,731
Where they having it,
at the Ritz?
970
00:57:17,801 --> 00:57:18,961
Close to it.
971
00:57:19,035 --> 00:57:21,526
Some whoop-de-do spot
named the River Bistro.
972
00:57:21,604 --> 00:57:22,969
No!
Ow!
973
00:57:24,574 --> 00:57:26,769
Isn't that way over
everybody's budget?
974
00:57:26,843 --> 00:57:30,108
Yeah, but Gloria's
cousin's wife works
with their dairy guy...
975
00:57:30,180 --> 00:57:32,011
and he got her a deal
on the party room.
976
00:57:32,081 --> 00:57:34,015
I heard the food's
really bad there.
977
00:57:34,083 --> 00:57:37,780
Everyone who eats there
gets really sick.
Vomiting for days.
978
00:57:39,189 --> 00:57:42,215
I'll take my chances.
Let's go, sweetie.
979
00:57:44,894 --> 00:57:46,725
Where is he?
I don't know.
980
00:57:46,796 --> 00:57:48,821
Maybe the restaurant.
Maybe home.
981
00:57:48,898 --> 00:57:51,423
Okay, you go
to the restaurant. I'm going
to go to his place.
982
00:57:51,501 --> 00:57:54,493
If I see him,
I'll stall him.
Now, what's his address?
983
00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:58,471
"To begin again in Egypt. "
984
00:58:01,845 --> 00:58:03,210
Seven letters.
985
00:58:03,279 --> 00:58:05,907
Oh, The Times thinks
they're so clever.
986
00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:15,418
Hello?
Hey, thank God you're here.
987
00:58:16,993 --> 00:58:20,190
Who is this?
It's Holly.
988
00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:23,197
Who?
Amy's friend, Holly.
989
00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,330
Oh, Holly. Yeah, well,
Amy's not here.
990
00:58:27,403 --> 00:58:29,803
I know. I came
to see you, actually.
991
00:58:29,873 --> 00:58:31,841
It's something
really important.
992
00:58:31,908 --> 00:58:35,537
Okay. I'll buzz you in.
993
00:58:35,612 --> 00:58:37,546
The door's open up here.
994
00:58:40,783 --> 00:58:44,446
Hi.
Hey, straight ahead.
995
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,817
Hey.
Hi.
996
00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:54,956
Wow!
997
00:58:55,732 --> 00:58:57,359
This is the most
amazing kitchen...
998
00:58:57,433 --> 00:58:59,333
I've ever seen
in my whole entire life.
999
00:58:59,402 --> 00:59:01,131
Really?
Yeah.
1000
00:59:01,204 --> 00:59:02,398
Thanks.
1001
00:59:03,306 --> 00:59:06,275
I know someone that would
just kill for this kitchen.
1002
00:59:07,911 --> 00:59:10,539
I bet Amber likes it a lot,
huh?
Amber?
1003
00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:13,582
Well, she's got her finger
on everything I do...
1004
00:59:13,650 --> 00:59:16,050
but not this kitchen.
1005
00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:21,947
How about you have a seat
and I'll get you a soda?
1006
00:59:22,025 --> 00:59:23,788
Is that okay?
Okay.
1007
00:59:37,574 --> 00:59:40,008
You do The Times crossword
in pen?
1008
00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:42,168
Yeah. Is that
a bad thing?
1009
00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,706
How do you feel
about the moon?
1010
00:59:46,783 --> 00:59:47,772
Excuse me?
1011
00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:49,977
Do you think
that it's a little piece
of magic...
1012
00:59:50,053 --> 00:59:52,419
that comes out every night,
even when times get hard...
1013
00:59:52,488 --> 00:59:55,616
to remind you that every day
holds potential for beauty?
1014
00:59:57,126 --> 01:00:00,493
What has Amy told you
about me?
Nothing.
1015
01:00:00,563 --> 01:00:02,656
She just said
that you were really smart.
1016
01:00:02,732 --> 01:00:04,723
And I'm new to town.
1017
01:00:04,801 --> 01:00:06,462
It's a new school.
1018
01:00:06,736 --> 01:00:09,705
I don't really have a dad
to turn to for advice, either.
1019
01:00:09,772 --> 01:00:12,002
So thought I'd ask you.
1020
01:00:16,613 --> 01:00:18,376
Well, all right.
I guess I can try to help.
1021
01:00:18,448 --> 01:00:20,973
I'm not really a,
you know...
1022
01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:23,953
What did you
want to know?
1023
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:25,112
It's nothing.
1024
01:00:25,188 --> 01:00:28,749
It's just, I'm going through
my teenage years.
1025
01:00:28,825 --> 01:00:30,122
And that's confusing.
1026
01:00:30,193 --> 01:00:33,594
I'm confused about who I am
and what my purpose is
in life.
1027
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,221
What college I should go to.
1028
01:00:35,298 --> 01:00:36,822
If I should even go
to college.
1029
01:00:36,899 --> 01:00:39,595
I'm trying to resist
peer pressure to do
all sorts of things...
1030
01:00:39,669 --> 01:00:43,161
that I know that
I shouldn't do, but some
of them I kind of want to do.
1031
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:44,331
If you know what I mean.
1032
01:00:44,407 --> 01:00:46,932
I'm considering getting
my nose pierced
and my belly button...
1033
01:00:47,010 --> 01:00:48,307
and nine other parts
of my body.
1034
01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:50,608
But my mom said
she would totally kill me
if I did that...
1035
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,944
so now I'm just thinking
about getting a tattoo
on my back.
1036
01:00:53,016 --> 01:00:54,916
But it wouldn't be
really considered my back...
1037
01:00:54,984 --> 01:00:57,316
because it would be so low
that you wouldn't be able
to see it.
1038
01:00:57,387 --> 01:01:01,255
Unless I wore my jeans
low enough.
I'm really confused.
1039
01:01:11,234 --> 01:01:12,326
Where?
1040
01:01:15,905 --> 01:01:17,395
Yeah?
Ben.
1041
01:01:17,473 --> 01:01:19,304
Yeah?
We got big problems
down here.
1042
01:01:19,375 --> 01:01:21,343
Huge, massive.
What?
1043
01:01:21,411 --> 01:01:24,471
The pilot light on that
big thing that cooks the food?
It's out again.
1044
01:01:24,914 --> 01:01:28,577
No, it can't be broken.
I just bought it
two months ago.
1045
01:01:28,751 --> 01:01:33,381
Ben, I am telling you,
the only gas I'm smelling
is coming from Pablo.
1046
01:01:33,856 --> 01:01:34,982
Okay.
1047
01:01:35,391 --> 01:01:38,485
Calm down.
I'm coming right now. Goodbye.
1048
01:01:39,495 --> 01:01:43,226
Holly, I got a problem
at the restaurant,
so I have to go.
1049
01:01:43,299 --> 01:01:46,291
No, you can't!
Why not?
1050
01:01:47,403 --> 01:01:51,567
I mean, can I come?
Yeah, why not? Come on.
1051
01:01:54,143 --> 01:01:56,634
I've got to go to the bathroom
really bad.
1052
01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:57,873
Yeah, well, go.
1053
01:01:57,947 --> 01:01:59,812
There's the bathroom there,
but hurry up.
1054
01:01:59,882 --> 01:02:01,281
Right there
through that door.
1055
01:02:01,784 --> 01:02:03,251
I love this.
1056
01:02:05,488 --> 01:02:07,285
You have got to be
kidding me.
1057
01:02:07,356 --> 01:02:09,586
This isn't going
to cover anything.
1058
01:02:09,659 --> 01:02:11,058
That's exactly
the point.
1059
01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,656
Houston, we have a problem.
1060
01:02:17,100 --> 01:02:19,466
What kind?
The very, very bad kind.
1061
01:02:19,535 --> 01:02:21,127
He's on his way
to the restaurant now.
1062
01:02:21,771 --> 01:02:23,830
Oh, my God!
What do we do?
1063
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:26,568
Create a distraction.
A really, really big one.
1064
01:02:27,009 --> 01:02:29,068
I'll see you there. Bye.
1065
01:02:38,554 --> 01:02:41,216
Do we have to take a cab?
I hate cabs.
1066
01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:43,349
Maybe we should walk.
What are you, crazy?
1067
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:46,589
We're going to
the River Bistro.
I get carsick.
1068
01:02:56,372 --> 01:02:57,669
Boys!
1069
01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:06,907
Come on,
get your free beer.
1070
01:03:07,650 --> 01:03:09,117
Free beer!
1071
01:03:16,359 --> 01:03:18,486
Bring on the beer.
1072
01:03:18,995 --> 01:03:20,860
Yeah, bring on the Beer.
1073
01:03:22,498 --> 01:03:25,558
Look, it's time
for your break.
Bye-bye.
1074
01:03:26,068 --> 01:03:29,731
Hi! How are you?
Good.
1075
01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,774
Some sort of Village People
convention in town?
1076
01:03:31,841 --> 01:03:34,002
We saw the sign outside
and we want the free beer.
1077
01:03:34,076 --> 01:03:38,775
Free beer?
Why would I give you...
I'd give you free beer.
1078
01:03:38,848 --> 01:03:40,213
You look absolutely parched.
1079
01:03:44,053 --> 01:03:45,816
Thanks a lot, my friend.
1080
01:03:52,895 --> 01:03:54,795
I think I'm going to need
another mimosa...
1081
01:03:54,864 --> 01:03:56,229
to open the rest
of these gifts.
1082
01:03:56,299 --> 01:03:58,062
I'll get the waiter.
1083
01:04:01,103 --> 01:04:02,161
Lance!
1084
01:04:02,238 --> 01:04:04,365
Hi, Mom.
What are you doing here?
1085
01:04:04,907 --> 01:04:06,169
I just, I miss you.
1086
01:04:06,242 --> 01:04:07,903
Free...
Lance!
1087
01:04:07,977 --> 01:04:10,343
What is this?
What, nothing.
1088
01:04:10,413 --> 01:04:12,244
Is this your idea?
No.
1089
01:04:12,315 --> 01:04:13,612
No, I would never do...
1090
01:04:13,683 --> 01:04:16,618
Well, actually
I would do that,
but I didn't do it.
1091
01:04:16,686 --> 01:04:19,154
Why didn't I?
The sign says free beer.
1092
01:04:19,222 --> 01:04:20,712
We want our free beer. Yeah.
1093
01:04:20,790 --> 01:04:23,657
J-E-T-S! Jets!
1094
01:04:24,460 --> 01:04:25,825
What's that?
1095
01:04:26,495 --> 01:04:28,156
Look! What a neat gift!
1096
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:31,731
I feel like a queen.
1097
01:04:33,069 --> 01:04:37,699
Fellows, we're not
a sports bar, but one
free beer on the house...
1098
01:04:37,773 --> 01:04:40,970
but that's it.
Free beer!
1099
01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:44,870
You're a Jets fan, right?
1100
01:04:44,947 --> 01:04:48,110
Oh my God, hello!
I live for West Side Story.
1101
01:04:48,184 --> 01:04:50,778
Pablo, what happened?
I don't know.
1102
01:04:51,354 --> 01:04:53,254
Now, these are
brand new stoves.
1103
01:04:53,322 --> 01:04:55,085
What about the pizza oven?
Try it.
1104
01:04:55,157 --> 01:04:56,681
Okay, I am getting
the waiter.
1105
01:04:56,759 --> 01:04:58,249
Does anyone want anything
besides mimosas?
1106
01:04:58,327 --> 01:05:00,352
That's working. It's got
to be the gas line, right?
1107
01:05:00,429 --> 01:05:02,522
Champagne.
White wine.
1108
01:05:02,598 --> 01:05:04,793
What happened?
It's not lighting?
1109
01:05:04,867 --> 01:05:06,994
What are you doing?
Sorry.
1110
01:05:07,069 --> 01:05:09,503
Mom! I'm going to
get the waiter.
1111
01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:11,699
Why don't you sit here
and enjoy your lunch?
1112
01:05:11,774 --> 01:05:14,174
Pablo, keep working on it.
I got to call.
1113
01:05:14,243 --> 01:05:15,870
Waiter! Excuse me.
1114
01:05:15,945 --> 01:05:17,503
I'm calling
from the River Bistro.
1115
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,377
We have a problem here.
I need someone right away.
1116
01:05:19,448 --> 01:05:21,882
This isn't working.
I know, what do we do?
1117
01:05:21,951 --> 01:05:23,145
Think.
1118
01:05:25,354 --> 01:05:26,651
Go stall.
1119
01:05:33,663 --> 01:05:34,857
Put this on here.
1120
01:05:34,931 --> 01:05:37,627
It's so much more fun
if you accessorize with color.
Lance.
1121
01:05:39,568 --> 01:05:41,832
Please, please forgive me.
1122
01:05:54,817 --> 01:05:57,718
I don't know.
I got to make sure that...
1123
01:05:58,254 --> 01:06:01,087
Front door, everyone.
1124
01:06:01,557 --> 01:06:04,048
Floor's wet.
Be careful, don't run.
1125
01:06:04,593 --> 01:06:07,790
Don't panic.
Front door. Don't panic.
1126
01:06:09,498 --> 01:06:11,523
Everybody out the front door.
1127
01:06:12,335 --> 01:06:15,031
Where's Holly? Holly?
1128
01:06:36,058 --> 01:06:38,822
We may be
in big trouble,
but that rocked!
1129
01:06:38,894 --> 01:06:41,055
I swear the CIA
should hire us.
1130
01:06:41,130 --> 01:06:43,064
Nobody saw anybody.
1131
01:06:43,766 --> 01:06:46,257
I mean, are we great,
or what?
1132
01:06:47,937 --> 01:06:50,565
Your uncle does
crossword puzzles in pen.
1133
01:06:51,007 --> 01:06:52,099
What?
1134
01:06:52,942 --> 01:06:56,673
And his kitchen is,
it's perfect.
1135
01:06:56,979 --> 01:06:58,173
So?
1136
01:06:58,347 --> 01:07:00,815
You know even though
he didn't say it out loud...
1137
01:07:00,883 --> 01:07:03,909
I know that he knows that
the moon isn't just a rock.
1138
01:07:06,822 --> 01:07:08,255
What are you
talking about?
1139
01:07:08,324 --> 01:07:10,849
There is such a thing
as the perfect man.
1140
01:07:11,427 --> 01:07:13,691
And I know exactly
who it is for my mom.
1141
01:07:13,763 --> 01:07:15,754
Who?
Your Uncle Ben.
1142
01:07:15,831 --> 01:07:16,957
What?
1143
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:20,594
And now because
of my stupid scheme,
they can never meet.
1144
01:07:22,671 --> 01:07:24,400
I'm so beyond lost.
1145
01:07:25,074 --> 01:07:26,200
You were right.
1146
01:07:26,275 --> 01:07:28,368
I should have never bought
that orchid.
1147
01:07:28,444 --> 01:07:30,810
The whole thing was
just a huge mistake.
1148
01:07:38,020 --> 01:07:39,044
Hey.
1149
01:07:39,121 --> 01:07:41,646
I need to ask you
a huge favor.
1150
01:07:41,724 --> 01:07:42,884
Hi to you, too.
1151
01:07:42,958 --> 01:07:45,188
I need you to break up
with my mom for me.
1152
01:07:45,261 --> 01:07:47,229
When did I start
dating her?
1153
01:07:47,296 --> 01:07:49,628
Not as you.
As the perfect man,
Ben.
1154
01:07:50,866 --> 01:07:52,197
No way.
1155
01:07:52,968 --> 01:07:54,526
Come on. Please.
1156
01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:59,170
Just call her at 7:00,
put on a deep voice
and tell her it's over.
1157
01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:00,640
What's my reason?
1158
01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:03,507
Men never have reasons.
They just split.
1159
01:08:04,346 --> 01:08:06,940
Why can't you just
break up over e-mail?
1160
01:08:07,016 --> 01:08:08,813
Because that's too cold.
1161
01:08:08,884 --> 01:08:10,875
Besides, I want her
to hear his voice.
1162
01:08:10,953 --> 01:08:12,443
Yeah, but it wouldn't be
his voice.
1163
01:08:12,521 --> 01:08:15,422
It would be mine,
what with him
not existing and all.
1164
01:08:15,491 --> 01:08:18,483
Come on, you know
what I mean.
Please, Adam.
1165
01:08:18,561 --> 01:08:20,927
If I tell her
that this was all fake,
she'll be crushed.
1166
01:08:20,996 --> 01:08:22,395
And she'll never
forgive me.
1167
01:08:22,465 --> 01:08:25,400
But if he just dumps her,
that she's used to.
1168
01:08:38,047 --> 01:08:39,105
Hello?
1169
01:08:39,181 --> 01:08:42,412
There's no way I'm doing this.
May I ask who's calling?
1170
01:08:42,485 --> 01:08:44,749
Holly, can we
just talk about it?
Sure.
1171
01:08:44,820 --> 01:08:48,119
Mom, it's for you.
No, no, it's not funny.
1172
01:08:48,190 --> 01:08:50,624
Hello.
Hi!
1173
01:08:52,728 --> 01:08:55,697
This is Ben calling.
1174
01:08:55,764 --> 01:09:00,133
Ben?
As in "Ben" Ben?
1175
01:09:02,204 --> 01:09:04,138
I don't know.
1176
01:09:04,206 --> 01:09:08,267
How many Bens do you know?
None.
1177
01:09:08,344 --> 01:09:10,312
I mean, one.
I know you.
1178
01:09:12,815 --> 01:09:14,043
Wow.
1179
01:09:14,950 --> 01:09:17,077
How is China?
1180
01:09:17,953 --> 01:09:18,942
China.
1181
01:09:19,355 --> 01:09:23,018
It's very Chinese.
1182
01:09:25,728 --> 01:09:28,128
Lots of Chinese people.
1183
01:09:28,464 --> 01:09:29,726
Chinese food.
1184
01:09:30,900 --> 01:09:32,367
You're funny.
1185
01:09:32,535 --> 01:09:34,230
And you're calling me...
1186
01:09:35,070 --> 01:09:37,061
from halfway
around the world.
1187
01:09:37,773 --> 01:09:41,140
Yes, because
there's something
that I wanted to tell...
1188
01:09:42,244 --> 01:09:44,576
It's really good
to finally hear your voice.
1189
01:09:45,247 --> 01:09:48,774
Wait. Are you crying?
1190
01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:50,312
No.
1191
01:09:51,820 --> 01:09:53,310
God, yes.
1192
01:09:53,923 --> 01:09:57,415
Yes, I am,
but only because
I'm happy.
1193
01:09:59,161 --> 01:10:00,594
You make me happy.
1194
01:10:02,331 --> 01:10:03,992
Know what I mean?
1195
01:10:05,201 --> 01:10:06,566
I guess.
1196
01:10:08,103 --> 01:10:10,594
Yeah, I do.
1197
01:10:11,941 --> 01:10:14,068
God, my whole life...
1198
01:10:14,677 --> 01:10:17,874
I mean, everything's been
so messed up...
1199
01:10:19,415 --> 01:10:23,476
and I just started getting
to know you,
and I don't know, I just...
1200
01:10:24,687 --> 01:10:26,348
I started feeling just...
1201
01:10:27,990 --> 01:10:29,924
Clearer.
Yes!
1202
01:10:30,526 --> 01:10:34,053
Yes. You know what I mean.
Yeah, I do.
1203
01:10:34,463 --> 01:10:38,194
It's like
all of the bad stuff
that you went through...
1204
01:10:38,634 --> 01:10:40,864
that you hated
along the way...
1205
01:10:40,936 --> 01:10:42,563
the people
who disappointed you...
1206
01:10:42,638 --> 01:10:45,402
the things that didn't go
the way you wanted.
1207
01:10:45,474 --> 01:10:49,706
Suddenly you feel grateful
to them because
they're the things...
1208
01:10:49,778 --> 01:10:52,542
that got you to here.
To this.
1209
01:10:53,115 --> 01:10:55,743
Yes. Exactly.
1210
01:10:55,818 --> 01:10:59,379
I guess that's just what's
it like when you, you know...
1211
01:10:59,455 --> 01:11:00,547
No.
1212
01:11:00,623 --> 01:11:01,749
What?
1213
01:11:02,424 --> 01:11:06,383
Really like someone.
1214
01:11:09,798 --> 01:11:11,356
So, you like me?
1215
01:11:13,535 --> 01:11:15,127
Yeah. Yeah.
1216
01:11:15,271 --> 01:11:18,832
I do. I mean I might even...
1217
01:11:24,179 --> 01:11:27,012
You might even what?
1218
01:11:30,552 --> 01:11:33,612
Give me a ride, horsey!
No. Not now, Zoe.
1219
01:11:34,723 --> 01:11:36,156
I might even...
1220
01:11:37,326 --> 01:11:38,486
Holly!
1221
01:11:38,994 --> 01:11:39,961
Love you.
1222
01:11:40,763 --> 01:11:41,855
Hello?
1223
01:11:42,798 --> 01:11:43,765
Hello?
1224
01:11:51,607 --> 01:11:52,596
Hey!
1225
01:11:53,375 --> 01:11:55,002
What were you thinking?
1226
01:11:55,077 --> 01:11:57,477
That isn't even close
to what I asked you to do.
1227
01:11:57,546 --> 01:11:59,639
I got distracted.
1228
01:11:59,715 --> 01:12:01,842
By what? A lobotomy?
1229
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:04,784
Because short of that,
short of you telling me
that somebody came...
1230
01:12:04,853 --> 01:12:08,016
and actually removed
your brain,
I can't even begin to...
1231
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:12,722
By you.
1232
01:12:13,162 --> 01:12:15,756
I was distracted by you.
1233
01:12:34,783 --> 01:12:36,410
Hey, Mom?
Yeah?
1234
01:12:38,120 --> 01:12:40,554
Do you remember
when we first got here...
1235
01:12:41,924 --> 01:12:43,892
and you were feeling
so lousy?
1236
01:12:44,259 --> 01:12:45,988
What about it?
1237
01:12:46,495 --> 01:12:48,793
Well, the thing is...
1238
01:12:48,864 --> 01:12:51,833
I just hated seeing you
like that. And...
1239
01:13:17,626 --> 01:13:18,718
Will you shut up?
1240
01:13:18,794 --> 01:13:19,886
No way.
1241
01:13:25,601 --> 01:13:26,829
I'm sorry.
1242
01:13:32,608 --> 01:13:33,973
Rock out, buddy!
1243
01:14:10,045 --> 01:14:11,205
What are you...
1244
01:14:17,152 --> 01:14:20,883
Encore! Sweet!
Very good.
1245
01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:24,523
Hey, take it easy.
1246
01:14:25,127 --> 01:14:26,116
Marry me?
1247
01:14:26,195 --> 01:14:26,991
Marry him!
1248
01:14:38,807 --> 01:14:40,604
Oh, God, please tell me
that you didn't say yes.
1249
01:14:40,676 --> 01:14:43,873
Please tell me
that you said no.
I said I'd think about it.
1250
01:14:43,946 --> 01:14:46,506
What? What is there
to think about?
1251
01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:50,374
Is there even a jewel
in there?
1252
01:14:51,753 --> 01:14:54,620
Lenny is not your soul mate.
Ben is.
1253
01:14:54,957 --> 01:14:57,357
Ben is in China. Maybe.
1254
01:14:57,426 --> 01:14:59,291
I mean, who really knows?
1255
01:14:59,461 --> 01:15:02,453
The only thing I know
for sure about Ben is
he is a beautiful idea.
1256
01:15:02,531 --> 01:15:05,466
But you can't grow old
with a beautiful idea.
1257
01:15:07,135 --> 01:15:08,864
Why are you so desperate?
1258
01:15:09,505 --> 01:15:13,134
Oh, Holly, it is so easy
for you to judge.
1259
01:15:14,009 --> 01:15:16,307
You haven't had
to go through life alone
with kids.
1260
01:15:16,378 --> 01:15:18,107
Nobody to turn to for help.
1261
01:15:18,180 --> 01:15:20,341
I'm not complaining.
I made my bed.
1262
01:15:20,616 --> 01:15:24,518
But I have been
slugging it out alone
for a heck of a long time.
1263
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,422
You two girls
are the best thing
that's ever happened to me.
1264
01:15:28,490 --> 01:15:31,288
In the blink of an eye,
you'll be grown and gone.
1265
01:15:31,627 --> 01:15:35,563
And Lenny's a sweet guy.
Maybe he'll be different
than the others.
1266
01:15:37,199 --> 01:15:39,258
I don't want to wind up alone.
1267
01:16:01,590 --> 01:16:03,820
Do not unlock that door
till I get back.
1268
01:16:24,446 --> 01:16:25,640
Hello.
1269
01:16:27,482 --> 01:16:30,508
Hi, I'm calling
for Miss Jean Hamilton.
1270
01:16:31,019 --> 01:16:32,509
Yes, this is Jean.
1271
01:16:32,588 --> 01:16:35,056
This is Ben's secretary. Ben's
coming back into New York...
1272
01:16:35,123 --> 01:16:36,988
and he would like
to see you.
1273
01:16:37,559 --> 01:16:39,789
Really?
How's tomorrow afternoon...
1274
01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,886
under the Brooklyn Bridge
sound?
1275
01:16:44,666 --> 01:16:46,998
Excellent. 4:00.
He'll see you then.
1276
01:17:26,074 --> 01:17:29,237
Where's Ben?
I need to talk to him.
It's an emergency.
1277
01:17:29,311 --> 01:17:31,108
Oh, Too late, little lady.
He's already gone.
1278
01:17:31,179 --> 01:17:33,807
Where?
The almighty wedding.
1279
01:17:33,882 --> 01:17:35,577
Wedding? What wedding?
1280
01:17:35,984 --> 01:17:37,884
Well, Amber and...
Amber?
1281
01:17:37,953 --> 01:17:38,942
Amber?
1282
01:17:39,021 --> 01:17:41,046
I know.
He didn't really want to
do it...
1283
01:17:41,123 --> 01:17:42,351
but she's hard to say no to.
1284
01:17:42,424 --> 01:17:43,652
Where is it?
1285
01:17:43,859 --> 01:17:45,827
Liberty Grand Hotel.
Thanks.
1286
01:17:46,561 --> 01:17:48,586
So not a party without me.
1287
01:17:49,898 --> 01:17:51,126
Whatever.
1288
01:18:09,151 --> 01:18:10,311
Sorry, guys.
1289
01:18:11,553 --> 01:18:14,283
We are gathered here
in the sight of God...
1290
01:18:14,856 --> 01:18:16,983
and in the face
of this company...
1291
01:18:17,092 --> 01:18:20,323
to join together this man
and this woman...
1292
01:18:24,533 --> 01:18:25,966
If anyone present...
1293
01:18:26,034 --> 01:18:30,198
knows a reason
why these two should not be
lawfully wedded...
1294
01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:34,734
speak now
or forever hold your peace.
1295
01:18:34,943 --> 01:18:36,205
He can't marry her!
1296
01:18:45,921 --> 01:18:48,412
What are you doing?
You can't come in here.
1297
01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:51,052
He's got to marry my mom.
1298
01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:54,923
You might not even know it
yet, but you will once
you read these.
1299
01:18:54,996 --> 01:18:55,928
Holly.
1300
01:18:55,997 --> 01:18:59,125
It's pages and pages of proof
that you guys
are soul mates...
1301
01:18:59,201 --> 01:19:02,295
and right now
she's waiting to meet you
under the Brooklyn Bridge.
1302
01:19:02,370 --> 01:19:06,170
And when you do,
you'll know that you guys
are perfect for each other.
1303
01:19:07,275 --> 01:19:09,743
You guys both
do the crosswords in pen...
1304
01:19:09,811 --> 01:19:12,837
and know what a kitchen
should feel like
and what the moon really is.
1305
01:19:12,914 --> 01:19:17,180
And without even meeting her,
you picked out
her favorite song.
1306
01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:21,947
And it's made her happier
than she's ever been. And...
1307
01:19:44,012 --> 01:19:45,707
You know what,
you guys?
1308
01:19:45,881 --> 01:19:48,406
I'm looking for
the Silverman wedding.
1309
01:19:48,750 --> 01:19:51,776
Sorry. Carry on.
My bad.
1310
01:19:53,121 --> 01:19:54,611
David, I'm so sorry.
1311
01:19:54,689 --> 01:19:56,213
Son, are you all right?
1312
01:19:56,291 --> 01:19:57,656
Holly!
1313
01:20:00,896 --> 01:20:03,262
I'm sorry.
I made a mistake, okay?
1314
01:20:03,899 --> 01:20:06,129
Well, that's just
the understatement
of the year.
1315
01:20:06,201 --> 01:20:07,498
What are you thinking?
1316
01:20:07,569 --> 01:20:09,434
I thought you were
the one marrying Amber.
1317
01:20:09,504 --> 01:20:11,369
Me?
Lance said...
1318
01:20:11,439 --> 01:20:12,906
No! Amber's one
of my dearest friends.
1319
01:20:12,974 --> 01:20:14,965
I'm catering her wedding.
1320
01:20:15,510 --> 01:20:17,137
What's left of it.
1321
01:20:18,747 --> 01:20:20,874
What are you doing?
Read these.
1322
01:20:20,949 --> 01:20:22,940
No, that's not an answer.
Yes, it is.
1323
01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:25,987
If you'd just read
these e-mails, you'll see.
1324
01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:28,988
There's someone
that you need to meet.
1325
01:20:50,846 --> 01:20:54,282
Hi, Mom.
What are you doing here?
1326
01:20:55,784 --> 01:20:58,480
I didn't want you
to think
you'd been stood up.
1327
01:20:59,154 --> 01:21:01,452
He's not coming.
What?
1328
01:21:02,023 --> 01:21:04,856
How do you know?
How did you even know
I was here?
1329
01:21:04,960 --> 01:21:06,427
I know, because...
1330
01:21:07,095 --> 01:21:08,357
Because?
1331
01:21:09,931 --> 01:21:11,523
Because I made him up.
1332
01:21:12,434 --> 01:21:13,423
What?
1333
01:21:13,501 --> 01:21:16,766
The flowers and the letters
and the e-mails
and everything.
1334
01:21:22,077 --> 01:21:24,602
The phone call?
A friend of mine
did that.
1335
01:21:25,881 --> 01:21:29,248
But it wasn't all made up.
There was a man. There is.
1336
01:21:29,584 --> 01:21:31,245
Most of what I wrote
came from him.
1337
01:21:31,319 --> 01:21:33,219
So there's a man out there
laughing at me, too?
1338
01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:34,983
No! He doesn't know.
He thought...
1339
01:21:35,056 --> 01:21:37,081
How could you be
so cruel?
1340
01:21:39,327 --> 01:21:41,454
I wasn't trying to be cruel.
1341
01:21:42,564 --> 01:21:44,555
I was trying
to make you happy.
1342
01:21:45,100 --> 01:21:47,591
Well, you have a lot
to learn about happiness.
1343
01:21:47,669 --> 01:21:49,660
You haven't exactly
showed me a road map, Mom.
1344
01:21:49,738 --> 01:21:53,196
Oh, so this is my fault.
I brought this humiliation
on myself.
1345
01:21:53,275 --> 01:21:55,402
What? Because we moved
around a little bit?
1346
01:21:55,477 --> 01:21:57,570
A little?
Whatever. A lot.
1347
01:21:57,646 --> 01:21:59,011
You never seemed to mind.
1348
01:21:59,080 --> 01:22:03,141
Yes, I did. You just never
heard any of it
if it wasn't about you.
1349
01:22:03,685 --> 01:22:06,347
That is not true.
I hear everything
you say to me.
1350
01:22:06,421 --> 01:22:08,685
You hear,
but you don't listen.
1351
01:22:08,957 --> 01:22:11,152
You never listen
to anything I want.
1352
01:22:13,061 --> 01:22:15,757
All right, fine.
What do you want?
1353
01:22:17,399 --> 01:22:21,233
I want a mom that sees
in herself what Zoe and I
see every day.
1354
01:22:22,170 --> 01:22:26,539
That's talented
and pretty and funny...
1355
01:22:27,375 --> 01:22:29,104
and cooks great
and dances great...
1356
01:22:29,177 --> 01:22:31,975
and doesn't need a man
to be those things.
1357
01:22:32,580 --> 01:22:35,105
Okay, so maybe
the perfect man wasn't real.
1358
01:22:36,217 --> 01:22:38,117
But the perfect you is.
1359
01:23:02,610 --> 01:23:06,410
S-I-L-E-N-C-E.
1360
01:23:20,695 --> 01:23:21,719
Hi.
1361
01:23:23,498 --> 01:23:24,487
Hi.
1362
01:23:25,533 --> 01:23:27,728
I'm sorry that I didn't
call you back.
1363
01:23:27,802 --> 01:23:30,430
I've been really busy.
I drew you something.
1364
01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:36,642
"Princess Holly. "
1365
01:23:36,711 --> 01:23:38,804
Well, a side of her anyway.
1366
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:41,747
I realized
she doesn't need an army
to protect her.
1367
01:23:43,218 --> 01:23:46,813
You don't let anybody close
enough to hurt you
in the first place.
1368
01:23:50,225 --> 01:23:52,284
Wait. Holly!
1369
01:24:02,604 --> 01:24:04,834
I want to move.
What?
1370
01:24:04,906 --> 01:24:06,396
I hate this place.
1371
01:24:06,474 --> 01:24:08,635
I'm over it,
and I want to move now.
1372
01:24:09,711 --> 01:24:12,271
We've moved more times
for you
than I can even count.
1373
01:24:12,347 --> 01:24:15,111
And just this once,
I want to move for me.
1374
01:24:57,392 --> 01:25:01,021
Hi.
Hi, I'm Adam.
Holly's friend.
1375
01:25:01,096 --> 01:25:02,529
Is she home?
1376
01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:04,792
No, she's out
getting packing boxes.
1377
01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:07,227
Why?
1378
01:25:07,302 --> 01:25:09,998
We're moving.
Arizona. Red Rocks.
1379
01:25:12,640 --> 01:25:14,267
You want her to call?
1380
01:25:14,375 --> 01:25:15,569
No.
1381
01:25:18,780 --> 01:25:20,247
Thank you.
1382
01:25:21,049 --> 01:25:23,574
Could you give this to her?
1383
01:25:23,685 --> 01:25:24,811
Sure.
1384
01:25:24,886 --> 01:25:28,219
And tell her she only saw
one side of the drawing.
1385
01:26:32,887 --> 01:26:35,583
I was inspired.
1386
01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:42,820
I miss you.
1387
01:26:43,798 --> 01:26:45,663
Why did you bug out
on me?
1388
01:27:02,350 --> 01:27:03,874
Newsflash.
1389
01:27:04,752 --> 01:27:06,014
Everyone's scared.
1390
01:27:06,154 --> 01:27:09,248
That's no reason
to run away.
1391
01:27:15,096 --> 01:27:16,927
It's what my mom does.
1392
01:27:20,268 --> 01:27:23,328
And you want to end up
like your mom?
1393
01:27:24,205 --> 01:27:25,570
Some role model.
1394
01:27:41,022 --> 01:27:44,685
I heard once that...
1395
01:27:46,294 --> 01:27:49,286
love is friendship on fire.
1396
01:27:51,132 --> 01:27:52,963
That's how I feel
about you.
1397
01:27:55,770 --> 01:27:57,499
Do you really have
to go?
1398
01:28:50,992 --> 01:28:54,120
Holly, guess what?
I get to be in a spelling bee.
1399
01:28:55,830 --> 01:28:57,263
C-O-O-L.
1400
01:28:57,332 --> 01:28:59,323
What are you doing?
Unpacking.
1401
01:28:59,567 --> 01:29:01,057
Yeah, but why?
1402
01:29:01,302 --> 01:29:04,430
I thought that we all agreed
that it was time
for a new adventure.
1403
01:29:04,505 --> 01:29:08,032
This is our new adventure.
Staying is our new adventure.
1404
01:29:08,242 --> 01:29:09,470
What?
1405
01:29:10,211 --> 01:29:13,044
Why can't you ever do
anything that I want?
1406
01:29:21,089 --> 01:29:22,852
I want to be alone.
1407
01:29:23,391 --> 01:29:25,723
Nobody wants to be alone.
I do.
1408
01:29:26,194 --> 01:29:29,721
Okay, I'm through
with these people
and I want new ones.
1409
01:29:33,568 --> 01:29:37,368
Unfortunately, honey pie,
new people are
only new for a day.
1410
01:29:38,139 --> 01:29:40,232
After that,
they're just people.
1411
01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:44,440
Who will excite you,
disappoint you...
1412
01:29:46,414 --> 01:29:48,041
scare you a little bit.
1413
01:29:49,484 --> 01:29:53,045
And, boy, I know how tempting
it is to run away
when that happens.
1414
01:29:53,721 --> 01:29:57,987
It's good for avoiding things.
But the problem is
you end up...
1415
01:29:59,594 --> 01:30:01,221
avoiding yourself.
1416
01:30:03,664 --> 01:30:05,791
Avoiding people you love.
1417
01:30:09,137 --> 01:30:11,196
You end up avoiding life.
1418
01:30:12,807 --> 01:30:17,335
So, I've decided
to start setting an example
for you girls.
1419
01:30:19,881 --> 01:30:23,942
I'm going to try
showing you what
sticking it out looks like.
1420
01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:26,387
Really get to know people.
1421
01:30:26,821 --> 01:30:28,755
And let people
get to know us.
1422
01:30:29,123 --> 01:30:32,581
I don't promise
to be any good at it,
but I will try.
1423
01:30:33,828 --> 01:30:37,059
Because I want you and Zoe
to be better at this
than I am.
1424
01:30:38,533 --> 01:30:40,660
I want you to learn
how to let people in.
1425
01:30:56,017 --> 01:30:59,453
He's a sweet boy. I think
it would be worth it.
1426
01:31:00,455 --> 01:31:04,551
Turn it over.
Everything always has
two sides.
1427
01:31:44,265 --> 01:31:45,664
You want a bigger ring?
1428
01:31:46,501 --> 01:31:47,729
Combustible.
1429
01:31:49,036 --> 01:31:52,062
C-O-M-B...
1430
01:31:52,139 --> 01:31:54,539
U-S-T...
1431
01:31:55,009 --> 01:31:58,137
I-B-L-E.
1432
01:31:58,646 --> 01:31:59,806
Combustible.
1433
01:32:00,047 --> 01:32:01,605
That is correct.
1434
01:32:09,423 --> 01:32:10,412
J!
1435
01:32:10,491 --> 01:32:11,480
E!
1436
01:32:11,559 --> 01:32:12,548
T!
1437
01:32:12,627 --> 01:32:13,616
S!
1438
01:32:13,861 --> 01:32:15,556
Jets! Jets! Jets!
1439
01:32:18,766 --> 01:32:21,326
Looks like
we're going to
the World Series.
1440
01:32:25,640 --> 01:32:27,608
Ladies and gentlemen,
five minutes.
1441
01:32:27,675 --> 01:32:31,008
Five minutes.
We'll be commencing
in five minutes.
1442
01:32:33,180 --> 01:32:36,638
First place goes
to Number 73,
Jean Hamilton.
1443
01:32:39,186 --> 01:32:40,585
You did it, Mommy!
1444
01:32:56,938 --> 01:32:58,303
Where? The second one?
1445
01:32:58,372 --> 01:33:00,033
Yeah, that's Mom.
1446
01:33:12,720 --> 01:33:13,948
Hi, may I help you?
1447
01:33:14,021 --> 01:33:17,513
Yeah, I heard that
you can find...
1448
01:33:17,592 --> 01:33:19,787
the best fudge brownies
in the world here.
1449
01:33:20,261 --> 01:33:21,489
We try.
1450
01:33:27,401 --> 01:33:28,698
I'll take this.
1451
01:33:35,810 --> 01:33:37,243
Ben.
Hi.
1452
01:33:40,681 --> 01:33:41,705
On the house.
1453
01:33:41,782 --> 01:33:44,250
No, I have to pay you
somehow.
1454
01:33:45,620 --> 01:33:46,985
How about dinner?
1455
01:33:48,823 --> 01:33:50,552
I don't even know you.
1456
01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,593
Well, I don't know
about that.
1457
01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:54,855
Thank you.
That is very sweet.
1458
01:33:57,832 --> 01:33:59,356
But I don't think so.
1459
01:34:01,902 --> 01:34:04,530
Are you dating someone?
Actually, no.
1460
01:34:04,972 --> 01:34:06,837
For the first time
in my life, I'm not.
1461
01:34:06,907 --> 01:34:08,738
And, and I think
I should stay this way...
1462
01:34:08,809 --> 01:34:10,936
until I get my feet
back on the ground.
1463
01:34:11,012 --> 01:34:12,639
I see. Yeah.
1464
01:34:12,713 --> 01:34:15,546
It's nothing personal.
No, of course not.
1465
01:34:17,251 --> 01:34:20,311
You know, I should
probably take
a dating moratorium, too.
1466
01:34:20,388 --> 01:34:21,480
I recommend it.
1467
01:34:21,555 --> 01:34:23,819
Yeah, clean-out-the-closet
sort of thing.
1468
01:34:23,891 --> 01:34:25,119
It's a good idea.
1469
01:34:25,192 --> 01:34:27,126
You know,
get my head together and...
1470
01:34:27,194 --> 01:34:28,320
Exactly.
1471
01:34:37,972 --> 01:34:40,099
So, pick you up Saturday
at 8:00?
1472
01:34:40,908 --> 01:34:42,273
Perfect.
1473
01:34:49,517 --> 01:34:52,315
It looks like Mom was right.
Staying turned out to be...
1474
01:34:52,386 --> 01:34:54,411
the greatest adventure of all.
1475
01:34:54,488 --> 01:34:57,651
And let me tell you,
it has made me do
some crazy things.
1476
01:34:58,325 --> 01:35:02,421
Like plan ahead
and paint my room
and hang pictures on the wall.
1477
01:35:03,264 --> 01:35:05,528
I mean, I used a nail
and everything.
1478
01:35:19,346 --> 01:35:20,643
Hi, come on in.
1479
01:35:45,339 --> 01:35:46,636
Sorry I'm late.
1480
01:35:46,874 --> 01:35:50,571
There was this
Krispy Kreme truck that
overturned on Eighth Avenue.
1481
01:35:58,652 --> 01:35:59,983
Thank you.
1482
01:36:06,494 --> 01:36:08,325
Here, let me deal
with that.
1483
01:36:09,797 --> 01:36:11,059
It goes...
1484
01:36:11,432 --> 01:36:14,560
Relax. What is this?
Like, your first dance
or something?
1485
01:36:26,280 --> 01:36:27,611
Can you believe it?
1486
01:36:27,681 --> 01:36:30,206
The Teenage Gypsy
has finally settled down.
1487
01:36:31,018 --> 01:36:34,681
Now I don't just
have a homepage.
I have a home.
1488
01:36:44,682 --> 01:36:47,482
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