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- Okay.
- Let's do it.
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If we go down to this... either end,
see, you can get it.
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Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.
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- You know what I mean?
- Yeah.
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- Like this, right?
- Yeah, that's good.
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- So we're talking to you?
- Yeah.
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Okay.
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Sync by YYeTs
Corrections by Mlmlte
www.addic7ed.com
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We have an amazing show tonight.
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Oh, my God.
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The creators of the legendary
animated series South Park,
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Matt Stone and Trey Parker!
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South Park's never been Matt
and I sitting there going,
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"Okay, what's offensive?
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What can we do that's offensive?"
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Oh, "herro" "prease."
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We just are sort of
offensive people, so...
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Red rocket. Come on, dog. Red rocket.
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You watch all four days of
the Democratic convention...
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On Wednesday night,
I had to watch South Park, so...
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Oh, this is hot scissoring.
Scissor me timbers.
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All right,
I'd like to solve the puzzle.
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Niggers!
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All the bad in society,
it's our fault.
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You can blame us.
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Now how about we do
some scripture readings
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from The Book of Mormon?
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They have a new musical
opening on Broadway
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that is getting rave reviews.
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It's called The Book of Mormon.
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Been here in New York
for 2 1/2 months.
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This is opening night in about,
what, an hour?
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South Park seems like
a million miles away.
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But we start into South Park
in two weeks.
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We're really stupid.
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This was the longest break
we've ever had in between runs.
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It's been quiet here
for the last few months.
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It won't be any longer here shortly.
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Well...
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Knowing we have seven shows coming up
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and we don't have any
ideas for them yet...
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That's typical,
but to go back to South Park
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is gonna be really hard.
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There's this documentary
being made on South Park,
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so that starts shooting now.
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Let's go to the bathroom, boys.
Bathroom cam.
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Oh, I probably should, actually.
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I'll have...
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Want to get that little
mini detail for 75?
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- Yeah. Yeah.
- Okay.
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Just give me the keys.
I'll just give 'em to you.
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What's your name? - Trey.
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Trey, I'll take care of you,
what time you leaving today?
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- 5 in the morning, probably.
- Okay.
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It is kind of our mission
every morning to go in
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and come up with ideas and jokes.
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Writers' room is off-limits.
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I will only bother the writers' room
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if there's something that
has got to be dealt with
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or answered right on the spot.
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Man, we got to do seven episodes.
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We never had cameras
in the writers' room.
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Yeah, I mean, it's a really...
It's kind of a safe place.
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For all the good ideas that we get,
there's, like,
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100 not-so-good ones.
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The Japanese Tsunami, which isn't
funny at all,but there is, like...
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every... a couple days, it's like,
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a new video comes out,
'cause so many people were
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everyone has a video phone.
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It... you just... it looks...
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Oh, it's terrifying.
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Anyway, so Tsunami video?
Tsunami show?
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- Not super funny.
- Real funny.
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And you got to feel safe to just go,
"What about this?"
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And it's like, people go, "well..."
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You go, "okay, you know,
I don't take any offense.
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You didn't like my idea."
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And you got to feel
like... it is kind of...
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It's weirdly vulnerable.
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I've had friends that
worked at other shows,
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and if you say something
that doesn't work,
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they're like, "ah, that sucks.
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You suck. You're not funny."
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And these guys,
it's actually a very kind room,
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and I think, like,
the worst you get is, "okay."
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The way that they work is definitely,
like, having fun,
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laughing, chasing that,
and never making it, like, a grind.
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It seems like movie trailers
make you feel stupid these days.
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"Hello, you.
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"Kevin James is a Zookeeper.
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Go see it, asshole."
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That trailer. Ugh.
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Talking monkey? In a m-m-movie?
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It's gonna help me g-g-get laid?
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Kevin James is a Zookeeper. Fuck you.
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He's about to get married. Fuck you.
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I'm a squirrel. I can't talk.
Fuck you.
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Pirates of the
Caribbean forty fucking eight.
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Fuck you.
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You'll notice that a lot of
the people that work here,
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they'll be going,
walking by back and forth,
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and they're always kind of...
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'Cause they know,
the more we're laughing in there,
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the less hours they probably
have to work in here.
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They walk by, there's no laughing,
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and Trey's doing this and
I'm pulling out my hair...
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And it's 3:00 in the afternoon,
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and we should be done.
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You know what's getting a lot
of traction in the last, like,
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maybe six months is
how fucked up the NCAA is
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and how fucked up it is that
players don't get paid.
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They're playing on ABC
on Sunday in front of, like,
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20 million people,
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and they can't afford to
fly their mom to the game.
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You look in the crowd,
and everybody's white.
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All the athletic directors,
everybody's white.
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All the players are black.
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Or most of them are, you know,
90% of them are black.
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And you're like, "dude,
you're selling their image,
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like, on video.
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You're signing video game deals."
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When I first met him,
we had just seen
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Indiana Jones and the
kingdom of the crystal skull.
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Matt, like, really hated it,
and he was kind of going off
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about it, and he was like,
"it was like a rape."
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He just kept saying, like,
"the movie was like a rape."
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And then... and while
he's saying this,
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like, Trey's just kind of,
like, pacing around,
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and then Trey just goes,
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"okay so the boys are
coming out of kingdom"...
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And then it was just... it
just started... it became...
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I was like, "Oh, my God.
This is becoming an episode."
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Why are they doing this?
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They're just taking Indiana Jones,
and they're...
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They're raping him!
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I can't watch!
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Let's get out of here, Kyle.
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Why would Spielberg
and Lucas do this?
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Come on! Let's go!
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Why are they doing this?
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Just run!
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So then what if Cartman
starts a lucrative business
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of getting crack babies
to play basketball?
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And he videotapes
these crack babies...
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It becomes really big,
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but he doesn't pay the
crack babies anything.
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Stan's mom volunteers at the hospital
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where she holds crack babies.
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Then Cartman sees a really
great investment opportunity.
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"The most successful
businesses in America
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"don't pay their labor.
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- Don't you understand, Kyle?"
- "It's slave labor."
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"I see; You're gonna represent
the crack babies against me."
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"How much money are
they paying you, Kyle?"
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"No, I'm doing it pro Bono."
"What?
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"You're doing it
just to get a fucking boner?
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"You know, it'd be fine... if
you were doing it for money,
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"I'd understand,
but just to get a boner, Kyle?
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Jesus Christ."
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Just to get a boner.
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There's on a show on this Wednesday.
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We don't even know what it is,
and, like, even though
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that's the way we've always done it,
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there's this little thing going,
"Oh, you're screwed.
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You're screwed."
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And then I tried to get a diversion
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and play a little Xbox last night,
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and a big ad for South Park
came up on the Xbox.
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You know, "Starting Wednesday."
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And I was just like, "Oh, shit.
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Just can't get away from it."
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Let's do this.
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Let's go till 11:30 trying to come up
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with something completely new.
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Then from 11:30 to 12:30,
we'll pick which of these shows
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we're gonna do,
and we'll come up with a scene for that,
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and then we'll be done.
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A whole another show.
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Last night, I went onto iTunes,
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and that thing came
up again that's like,
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"your iTunes is out of date,"
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you know, which happens every time.
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"God damn it. Here it goes again.
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I got to download another
version of iTunes."
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How many times have I
hit "agree" to that,
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and I've never even
read one line of it?
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It's like, "Kyle's in trouble.
We got to help."
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He's like, " Fuck Kyle. I don't care."
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It's like, "dude, he agreed
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to the iTunes terms and conditions."
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Like, "Oh, my God. Get him inside."
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The joke is that everyone
always reads that
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except for Kyle.
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Even Butters is sitting with him.
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"Whoa, you...Well,
how can you agree to something
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"you didn't read, Kyle?
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Never, ever, ever click
something without reading it."
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"I said 'disagree.'"
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because then Stan even showing up at
Cartman's house going, "we got to hide Stan."
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And then Cartman's like, "why?"
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And it's like, "he agreed to the
fucking iTunes terms and conditions."
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- "God damn it."
- "Did he read it?"
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I happened to be downloading
the new version of iTunes
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for the 400th time, and it was like,
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clicking on that "agree" thing.
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I'm like, "oh, you know,
I wonder if there's anything
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really messed-up in here
that I'm agreeing to."
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Then we had this parody
of Human Centipede
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that went into it.
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And then you start to... "Oh, wait,
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this is actually starting
to be something."
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Just draw a little Kyle
hat on that second one.
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There's just Kyle in the
middle just getting fucked.
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Let's just do a profile shot first,
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just sort of what it really
looks like in Human Centipede.
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Let's see that as the side shot,
and then let's also see it
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basically, like,
Japanese guy head-on with Kyle
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kind of peeking out back here
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and then her back here,
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if we decide we're
gonna go that route,
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we'll probably build
a walk cycle for it.
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You know, sort of...
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So I got them corel'ing
the real version.
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Whenever Cartman comes in, just...
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It doesn't matter what's
going on in the story.
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He just has to have brought
the front guy a huge cappuccino
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with six extra shots.
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He just brings him a huge coffee.
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I've learned that men
really super...They dig poo.
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It's like, the goes in here,
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out the fucking ass into this mouth.
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In this fucking ass,
up this mouth, up into a cloud.
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Down in the mouth,
out the fucking ass of this person.
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"Just upload all your
stuff to the cloud
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and then down
into your fucking asshole."
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"Go to shit to his mouth and to his ass."
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The Japanese man could have to talk
for the whole centipede, you know?
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It's like,
"What do you want to do, Kyle?"
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"He said he want to", you know?
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"Just whisper into my asshole."
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You know, generally,
like, it's a good idea
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if everyone in the room is laughing
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and then Anne Garefino
is kind of looking
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a little bit like, "hmm, really?
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We're doing that?"
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And we're like, "Oh, yeah, Anne.
We're gonna do that."
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When they shit into
each other's mouths,
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we're not gonna see
feces in the iteration
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that I have seen so far,
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but I don't know what's
gonna happen at the end yet.
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We haven't written the end.
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Maybe. Yes.
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Maybe we see them
being sewn together.
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Thanks. Happy Easter to you too.
256
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Oh, I like these pastels.
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"More violent on the shake."
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Just got to match
Kyle's head to the butt.
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And then I got to do the same
thing to his butt and her head.
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In this building, you not only
have to be good and diverse,
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but you also have to be fast,
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'cause if it takes you four
days to get something done,
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you can't really contribute.
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When push comes to shove
and we're in production,
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people just have to be
able to turn stuff around.
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Most studios have a
storyboard department,
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and all they do is storyboard.
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Then you'll have a
character design department,
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and all they do is character design,
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and then they'll have a
background design department,
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and they'll all get a couple
of days or three days or so
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to at least do their job.
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Everybody in here does all that,
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and in 1/10 of the time
of a normal studio.
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Usually, Simpsons and Family Guy,
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those shows take,
like eight to ten months,
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and we're doing it,
you know, six days.
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No one does an animated
show like this.
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On Thursday, we get one scene.
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We jam it through the
storyboard departments.
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We get the boards drawn.
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We get editorial to build
that initial animatic.
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The guys will go in
and record that scene.
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Trey's the quarterback.
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We're kind of like
the offensive line.
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If Trey all of a sudden wants
to do an homage to Heavy Metal,
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the animated movie...
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Appease the gods by lathering
her boobs with soapy suds.
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Okay.
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We have to figure out how to do that.
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If he wants to do guys
bouncing on their nut sack...
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I'm stoned off my balls.
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It's our job to figure
out how it works.
294
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But it all starts and
ends with Trey and Matt.
295
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So sorry, Kyle, but I am starving.
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Which would you rather I eat?
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Should I eat cuttlefish and asparagus
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or the vanilla paste?
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Cuttlefish and asparagus?
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Very well. I will eat the cuttlefish.
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- You gonna do eating sounds?
- Oh, yeah.
302
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That cuttlefish and...
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It's so funny. It's so stupid.
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That cuttlefish and asparagus
is not sitting well.
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Oh, no!
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Cuttlefish...
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Cuttlefish is about to
come out of my asshole!
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Oh, here it comes.
Oh, it's going to be a lot.
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Hold on, Kyle. I believe in you!
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It's just so funny that Matt and I
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are in our 40s now,
and we're still...
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Like, when that Japanese
guy shits in Kyle's mouth
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and Kyle shits in the lady's mouth,
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it makes us laugh so goddamn hard,
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and I know it doesn't...
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There's, like,
a lot of people out there
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that don't laugh at that
shit as hard as we do.
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But it's just so satisfying for me,
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especially after going
from Book of Mormon
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and all the...
You know, the Broadway and the accolades
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and all this, like... you know,
and it was great.
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I'm super proud of that,
but it's just so funny
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to come back here and
just do a Japanese guy
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shitting in Kyle's mouth,
'cause it just...
325
00:14:13,317 --> 00:14:15,229
it's just back to our roots,
you know?
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Hold on, Kyle! I believe in you!
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Yeah, just keep him kind
of moving and shaking.
328
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So he's like, "Oh, God.
It's gonna be a lot.
329
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Here it comes! Hold on, Kyle!
I believe in you!"
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Even though we're a partnership...
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And I really do feel that way,
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that we each bring kind of,
like, something different
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to the table, and it's why it's
made us survive and stuff...
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The way that the stories,
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either in South Park or the movies,
336
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are expressed is
completely through Trey.
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Like, Trey's the chef.
338
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Hey, you see my iPad, Token?
339
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Funny, you don't seem to have one.
340
00:14:48,682 --> 00:14:50,549
I thought your family was rich!
341
00:14:51,895 --> 00:14:54,590
Tom Saltzman says you just
glued a piece of glass
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to an iPad cover and
you're faking it.
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Flatter on the... "Tom Saltzman says
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"you just glued a piece of glass
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to an iPad cover and
you're faking it."
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00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,468
- So keep that, okay.
- Yeah.
347
00:15:03,535 --> 00:15:06,034
Tom Saltzman says you just
glued a piece of glass
348
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to an iPad cover and
you're faking it.
349
00:15:08,334 --> 00:15:09,501
Yeah, that's a good one.
350
00:15:09,567 --> 00:15:11,923
When we first started
getting famous and stuff,
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"Oh, yeah, Matt and Trey,
and Trey's the director.
352
00:15:13,556 --> 00:15:13,910
"Well, Matt"...
353
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And I got calls for,
like... "Hey, you can"...
354
00:15:15,637 --> 00:15:19,133
I mean, I got offers to
direct studio comedies,
355
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the crap shit that I probably
didn't want to do anyway,
356
00:15:22,072 --> 00:15:24,507
but, you know, in my head,
I was just like,
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"you really don't know
what you're doing."
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Like, don't you know what I mean?
359
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Like, yeah, maybe I could go
fool people for a little bit,
360
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and maybe I might get lucky here
or there with a scene or two,
361
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or I might pull off a little bit,
362
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but it's not in my DNA.
363
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I don't have that
competing skill set,
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00:15:37,307 --> 00:15:40,506
so whatever I've got
channels through him.
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00:15:41,022 --> 00:15:43,673
Like, it's just like any
time that you get a band,
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you can sit there and be like,
367
00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:47,249
"okay, well,
it's all Eddie Van Halen."
368
00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,427
But as soon as David Lee Roth leaves,
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you're like, "fuck that band."
370
00:15:51,186 --> 00:15:52,489
You know what I mean?
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00:15:52,490 --> 00:15:54,788
And it's like...You know,
and Eddie can sit there and say,
372
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,243
"well, I write
everything," and it's like,
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"yeah, but you're not Van Halen
without David Lee Roth."
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Bring in Matt.
375
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Where I can get in and be tough
376
00:16:02,113 --> 00:16:03,445
is exactly where Trey's not,
377
00:16:03,512 --> 00:16:05,412
and where he can be tough
is exactly where I'm not.
378
00:16:05,479 --> 00:16:08,759
That's helped us in the
business of the whole thing too.
379
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:16,166
Are we talking to each other?
380
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,799
- You can talk to each other...
- That'd be really weird.
381
00:16:18,865 --> 00:16:20,732
You know,
you won't get in an argument with Trey.
382
00:16:20,799 --> 00:16:22,607
Trey's not gonna argue
with you about something,
383
00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:25,359
and I'll argue about your
everything all the time.
384
00:16:28,199 --> 00:16:29,166
Yeah, it's not gonna feel right.
385
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:29,384
I'll tell you.
386
00:16:29,385 --> 00:16:30,844
Us talking to each other is not...
387
00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:32,874
We don't talk to
each other like that.
388
00:16:32,999 --> 00:16:34,076
You know what I mean?
389
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,370
I'm not trying to throw
a wrench in your thing.
390
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:38,254
If you want us to look in the
camera and answer questions,
391
00:16:38,255 --> 00:16:38,873
we can do that.
392
00:16:39,039 --> 00:16:40,709
So this is the camera?
Which one's the camera?
393
00:16:40,710 --> 00:16:41,598
- The middle.
- The middle one. Okay.
394
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:43,711
Trey and Matt's the band,
395
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,882
and no matter who does what or whatever,
that's the band.
396
00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:50,932
We're trying to find out
exactly what Kyle agreed to.
397
00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:54,299
The...There can't be anything
in that agreement that allows
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00:16:54,366 --> 00:16:57,350
a company to do what they're
talking about to Kyle.
399
00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,518
Oh, nope. Here it is right here.
400
00:16:59,684 --> 00:17:02,732
"By clicking 'agree,' you're
also acknowledging that Apple
401
00:17:02,799 --> 00:17:04,865
"may sew your mouth to the butthole
402
00:17:04,932 --> 00:17:06,609
of another iTunes user."
403
00:17:10,111 --> 00:17:10,961
Really broke.
404
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:18,676
They broke at a bar, and so I did
this little thing with a paper clip,
405
00:17:18,677 --> 00:17:19,604
and see how it's all swirly?
406
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:20,915
People think it's a
fashion statement.
407
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:23,886
I was renting a studio apartment,
408
00:17:24,155 --> 00:17:26,449
and I had a little futon on the floor,
and Matt slept...
409
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,664
Would kind of get all his
dirty clothes together
410
00:17:28,665 --> 00:17:30,299
at the end of the day
and sleep on those.
411
00:17:30,465 --> 00:17:33,511
Any money we had was to live
or get our own thing going.
412
00:17:33,677 --> 00:17:36,208
We created this thing called
The Spirit of Christmas on VHS.
413
00:17:36,275 --> 00:17:37,808
People started copying and copying,
414
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,841
and that became this,
like, viral video,
415
00:17:39,908 --> 00:17:41,435
but before the Internet.
416
00:17:41,601 --> 00:17:43,542
It's crazy now to look back
at Spirit of Christmas.
417
00:17:43,609 --> 00:17:46,008
You're like,
"what the fuck is that piece of shit?"
418
00:17:46,075 --> 00:17:47,858
- It's crazy.
- So shitty.
419
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:51,529
Tomorrow is my birthday,
yet all is not right.
420
00:17:51,695 --> 00:17:54,365
Your birthday is on Christmas?
That sucks, dude.
421
00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:57,674
I must find a place
called "The Mall."
422
00:17:57,741 --> 00:17:58,941
Well, we can take you
to the mall, Jesus.
423
00:17:59,008 --> 00:18:00,830
Yeah, it's over this way.
424
00:18:00,831 --> 00:18:03,122
We'd have people call us and say,
425
00:18:03,123 --> 00:18:04,794
"dude, you got to see this thing.
I'm gonna send you this thing."
426
00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,182
And we're like, "that's ours."
427
00:18:06,680 --> 00:18:07,403
And then we had people...
428
00:18:07,404 --> 00:18:08,554
'Cause we didn't put our names on it.
429
00:18:08,555 --> 00:18:10,464
That was another thing
that drove people nuts.
430
00:18:10,630 --> 00:18:12,000
We found out people were getting jobs
431
00:18:12,001 --> 00:18:13,098
saying that they did it.
432
00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,674
Dudes were getting directing jobs,
433
00:18:14,741 --> 00:18:17,008
commercial jobs, and we just,
like, had no job...
434
00:18:17,009 --> 00:18:18,545
They're like, "we got the guys
that made Spirit of Christmas."
435
00:18:18,546 --> 00:18:20,056
And we're like,
"we made fucking Spirit of Christmas."
436
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,012
They're like, "yeah, yeah."
437
00:18:21,013 --> 00:18:23,315
We pitched it to FOX,
and we actually made
438
00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:25,980
these big things with
construction paper on 'em,
439
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,410
and I was so proud of it.
440
00:18:27,411 --> 00:18:28,315
It was like a school project.
441
00:18:28,481 --> 00:18:32,058
The woman at fox at the time was like,
"yeah, no.
442
00:18:32,059 --> 00:18:34,741
"You know,
what people want to see in animation is,
443
00:18:34,808 --> 00:18:36,175
"they don't want to see kids.
444
00:18:36,242 --> 00:18:37,542
They want to see families."
445
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:39,442
And we're like, "well,
we can get into the family.
446
00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,774
"You know, we've got...
447
00:18:40,841 --> 00:18:42,674
Each boy could have their family,
and that's"...
448
00:18:42,741 --> 00:18:45,374
And she was like, "no, yeah,
it's just not gonna work."
449
00:18:45,540 --> 00:18:47,460
We went to Comedy Central with it.
450
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,008
Music from Primus opens South Park,
and from there,
451
00:18:50,075 --> 00:18:51,275
four eight-year-old boys
452
00:18:51,342 --> 00:18:54,800
and other crudely drawn
characters will rock your world.
453
00:18:54,966 --> 00:18:57,342
Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
454
00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:58,721
You bastard!
455
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:00,575
The highest-rated
television show on cable
456
00:19:00,641 --> 00:19:01,849
for more than a month...
457
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:04,674
You go to hell!
You go to hell and you die!
458
00:19:04,741 --> 00:19:06,604
South Park on Comedy Central,
459
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:09,815
an instant cult hit
and cultural icon.
460
00:19:09,981 --> 00:19:12,902
Screw you guys. I'm going home.
461
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,529
Good, you deserve to die,
you little bastard!
462
00:19:17,230 --> 00:19:18,763
Hi, my name is Leslie.
463
00:19:18,829 --> 00:19:20,618
I'll be your genius.
464
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:31,879
This is all for the pilot.
465
00:19:32,565 --> 00:19:35,770
So they'd put this mouth on,
and then they'd shoot, you know,
466
00:19:35,771 --> 00:19:38,800
two frames of film,
and then they would take that mouth off,
467
00:19:39,260 --> 00:19:40,796
and then, like,
they would dab it like that.
468
00:19:40,863 --> 00:19:43,597
That's how sometimes they'd
get coffee on the teeth.
469
00:19:43,664 --> 00:19:46,630
It took the guys two to
three hours to do one shot,
470
00:19:46,696 --> 00:19:49,772
and it took pretty much
all summer to do the pilot.
471
00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:51,729
No, kitty.
472
00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:54,068
This is my pot pie.
473
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,903
No, kitty. You bad kitty.
474
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,614
No, kitty, it's my pot pie!
475
00:19:58,780 --> 00:19:59,615
Mom!
476
00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:02,664
This is where Cartman
gets the anal probe,
477
00:20:02,729 --> 00:20:04,870
and it's when that bright
blue light comes in.
478
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:06,664
You know,
he's laying in his bed right here.
479
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:10,664
It's mostly Trey's style
from high school and drawing.
480
00:20:10,729 --> 00:20:13,397
The style comes from his
passion of Monty Python
481
00:20:13,463 --> 00:20:16,297
and the style that Terry Gilliam
did in Monty Python.
482
00:20:16,363 --> 00:20:17,530
You know, it was still animated,
483
00:20:17,597 --> 00:20:19,552
but you didn't have
to draw every frame.
484
00:20:19,718 --> 00:20:21,696
He'd just draw our characters,
and some of the comedy
485
00:20:21,763 --> 00:20:25,266
comes from the crudeness
of the animation.
486
00:20:25,432 --> 00:20:28,686
Wow, this is great.
487
00:20:28,852 --> 00:20:32,197
Boy, those look shitty.
488
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:35,630
Like, this is our original
panning shot for the cafeteria.
489
00:20:35,696 --> 00:20:37,896
Yeah, so the frame would be like that,
you know,
490
00:20:37,963 --> 00:20:39,780
so we'd pull the camera way in.
491
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:41,297
Depending on what was taped down
492
00:20:41,363 --> 00:20:42,867
and what wasn't taped down
on the animation side of it,
493
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:44,497
that would bring these
characters to life.
494
00:20:44,564 --> 00:20:46,497
Like, 'cause as you're,
you know, changing the mouths
495
00:20:46,564 --> 00:20:47,829
or putting on different eyes,
496
00:20:47,896 --> 00:20:49,896
your character would have
a slightly different bump
497
00:20:49,963 --> 00:20:50,958
and a little jiggle to it.
498
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:52,497
It's still stop-motion animation.
499
00:20:52,564 --> 00:20:54,430
It's still someone moving
Cartman over and going,
500
00:20:54,497 --> 00:20:55,337
"key frame."
501
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:56,896
It's still just frame by frame
502
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,197
and a bunch of really talented
people looking at every piece
503
00:20:59,263 --> 00:21:01,760
of visual art and
doing it really fast.
504
00:21:01,926 --> 00:21:04,030
Oh, what should I do on my iPad next?
505
00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,390
So instead of coming from back here,
506
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:08,230
start him here, side view.
507
00:21:08,297 --> 00:21:10,597
And he's like, "Kyle,
what should I do next?"
508
00:21:10,664 --> 00:21:12,855
And he's still doing his thing.
509
00:21:13,021 --> 00:21:14,297
"Kyle, wow, what should I do next?
510
00:21:14,363 --> 00:21:15,963
"Oh, man.
Should I email some friends?
511
00:21:16,030 --> 00:21:17,263
Or maybe I should buy some apps."
512
00:21:17,330 --> 00:21:18,829
Then turns and then goes this way.
513
00:21:18,896 --> 00:21:21,298
So he'll have a little bit of
front view where he's like...
514
00:21:26,130 --> 00:21:28,664
"Oh, wow. This is totally awesome."
515
00:21:28,729 --> 00:21:30,696
Tap, tap, tap.
516
00:21:30,763 --> 00:21:32,630
There a season where you
made the decision, like,
517
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,015
"we're gonna start turning
it over in a week?"
518
00:21:34,016 --> 00:21:35,665
No, it just started happening
519
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:37,621
where we would do it in two weeks.
520
00:21:37,622 --> 00:21:38,524
And then we would do it in...
"Oh, my God.
521
00:21:38,525 --> 00:21:39,497
"We just did a show in ten days.
522
00:21:39,498 --> 00:21:40,614
I can't believe... that was crazy."
523
00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:41,824
And then it was like,
"oh, my God, seven days."
524
00:21:41,825 --> 00:21:43,025
And then it was like, "oh,
my God, we just did it."
525
00:21:43,026 --> 00:21:46,267
And then it just turned into,
like, we just do a show a week,
526
00:21:46,268 --> 00:21:47,640
and it just kind of got there.
527
00:21:47,979 --> 00:21:50,416
Technology got to the place
so we could do that too.
528
00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:54,392
15 years ago,
we were using $30,000 desktop boxes
529
00:21:54,393 --> 00:21:55,530
that were really specialized,
530
00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:58,338
and even they were, like,
creeping slow compared to now.
531
00:21:58,339 --> 00:22:00,367
We just have Macs off the shelf.
532
00:22:00,368 --> 00:22:01,103
So basically,
533
00:22:01,104 --> 00:22:04,405
the show can keep up with
as fast as we can go.
534
00:22:11,999 --> 00:22:14,574
Time to kick off the road
to the 2011 Tony Awards,
535
00:22:14,575 --> 00:22:16,752
Broadway's biggest
and brightest night.
536
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:18,874
The Book of Mormon leads
all shows this year
537
00:22:18,941 --> 00:22:20,422
with 14 nominations.
538
00:22:20,588 --> 00:22:22,341
- So happy for you, Trey.
- Yeah, it's good.
539
00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:23,807
- Congratulations.
- It's good.
540
00:22:27,441 --> 00:22:29,107
Celebrate by working all day.
541
00:22:29,174 --> 00:22:30,849
Yay, fun.
542
00:22:38,874 --> 00:22:40,985
I was thinking the chick
on the back could be Lady Gaga,
543
00:22:41,192 --> 00:22:43,070
'cause then you could put her in,
like, a sweet costume.
544
00:22:43,236 --> 00:22:44,740
She's the one to agreed
to it on purpose,
545
00:22:44,807 --> 00:22:47,408
'cause this is her new...
It's her new lipstick.
546
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:49,541
Kirstie Alley.
That's pretty funny, right?
547
00:22:49,608 --> 00:22:51,174
We're gonna make it
an actress, right?
548
00:22:51,241 --> 00:22:53,408
Yeah, I was thinking of making
it some actress, like...
549
00:22:56,791 --> 00:22:58,961
They've said " fuck you" to
every celebrity pretty much,
550
00:22:59,127 --> 00:23:01,374
which they were doing
before the show too.
551
00:23:01,441 --> 00:23:04,107
They would fart
on celebrities at parties,
552
00:23:04,174 --> 00:23:07,803
and now they do it on the air,
and the celebrity smells it.
553
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:10,541
Mr. Cruise, you can't just
stay in the closet, all right?
554
00:23:10,608 --> 00:23:11,541
You need to come out.
555
00:23:11,608 --> 00:23:12,740
What's going on?
556
00:23:12,807 --> 00:23:14,268
Tom Cruise won't come
out of the closet.
557
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,441
Paris Hilton is making an
appearance at the mall.
558
00:23:17,541 --> 00:23:18,608
You know, at SNL, it's like,
559
00:23:18,675 --> 00:23:19,907
"well, we might want
that person to host.
560
00:23:19,974 --> 00:23:21,241
Do we want to pick on that person?"
561
00:23:21,308 --> 00:23:23,241
Or, "that person is already
mad at us because of"...
562
00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:25,195
You know what I mean?
There's all political reasons.
563
00:23:25,361 --> 00:23:27,174
Get in there and see if
you can disarm the snuke
564
00:23:27,241 --> 00:23:28,341
in Ms. Clinton's snatch.
565
00:23:28,408 --> 00:23:30,826
All right, I'm nearing her snizz now.
566
00:23:30,992 --> 00:23:32,641
What they want to do
in being funny is just,
567
00:23:32,707 --> 00:23:34,474
like, that's it, you know.
568
00:23:34,541 --> 00:23:36,007
Like, that's the priority.
569
00:23:36,074 --> 00:23:37,916
That's like...They don't
worry about anything else.
570
00:23:38,082 --> 00:23:39,740
Ah, my nipples, they hurt!
571
00:23:39,807 --> 00:23:41,374
They hurt when I twist them.
572
00:23:41,441 --> 00:23:43,547
Oprah's vagina has
killed a police officer
573
00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:45,674
and taken several people hostage.
574
00:23:48,843 --> 00:23:50,974
Ms. Lopez,
we're dropping you from the label.
575
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,473
Oh, no, you didn't.
576
00:23:52,639 --> 00:23:54,641
Mostly, it's just 'cause
that's their personalities,
577
00:23:54,807 --> 00:23:58,020
to be like,
"fuck everybody," 360 degrees.
578
00:24:00,007 --> 00:24:02,279
Trey got nominated for Blame Canada,
579
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:04,146
and so I think I went
as your date, right?
580
00:24:04,147 --> 00:24:06,664
So it was like, "well,
you can go with Trey's as a plus one,"
581
00:24:06,665 --> 00:24:08,197
and he didn't have a
girlfriend at the time,
582
00:24:08,198 --> 00:24:09,471
and he was like,
"you can go as my date."
583
00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:10,084
And I was like, "oh, that's funny."
584
00:24:10,085 --> 00:24:11,450
So then it was like,
"well, wouldn't it be funny
585
00:24:11,451 --> 00:24:13,839
"if I shaved my legs and
dressed up in a fancy dress
586
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:15,808
"and tried to pass myself
off as some weird-looking,
587
00:24:15,809 --> 00:24:16,801
"tall, European...
588
00:24:16,845 --> 00:24:18,540
Eastern European model or something?"
589
00:24:18,706 --> 00:24:20,241
We talked about, like,
big duck outfits,
590
00:24:20,242 --> 00:24:21,412
and we're like, "well, if we go in
591
00:24:21,413 --> 00:24:23,441
"with big duck costumes,
they're not gonna...
592
00:24:23,442 --> 00:24:25,439
"Then they have a
reason to not let us in,
593
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,278
"but if we're wearing what
other people are wearing,
594
00:24:27,279 --> 00:24:29,111
then they really can't say,
'you can't come in.'"
595
00:24:29,345 --> 00:24:31,512
friend of ours had
sugar cubes with LSD.
596
00:24:31,846 --> 00:24:33,807
That's so crazy now to think, like...
597
00:24:33,874 --> 00:24:34,974
That's so nuts.
598
00:24:35,041 --> 00:24:36,820
The whole idea...I mean,
even to just go,
599
00:24:36,821 --> 00:24:37,871
"okay, you're gonna
go to the Oscars...
600
00:24:37,872 --> 00:24:39,108
Take acid and go to the Oscars."
601
00:24:39,109 --> 00:24:40,298
I'd be like, "no, dude,
I'm not doing that,
602
00:24:40,299 --> 00:24:42,575
'cause I don't know what
I'm gonna end up doing."
603
00:24:42,576 --> 00:24:43,809
That'd even be too scary.
604
00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:46,006
They have all these
streets blocked off,
605
00:24:46,073 --> 00:24:47,940
'cause you have to go
through the biggest limo line
606
00:24:48,006 --> 00:24:49,173
in the world to get dropped off.
607
00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,006
And it was like,
we finally got up to the front,
608
00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:53,940
and we were both, I think,
going, "oh, shit."
609
00:24:54,006 --> 00:24:55,106
If you've taken acid,
610
00:24:55,173 --> 00:24:56,674
you know that one of
the trippiest parts
611
00:24:56,739 --> 00:24:58,873
of when you're on any
psychedelics is transitioning,
612
00:24:58,940 --> 00:25:01,440
when you go inside to
outside or outside to inside.
613
00:25:01,507 --> 00:25:02,607
You know, like, that,
614
00:25:02,674 --> 00:25:04,006
"oh, we're in a different space."
615
00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:06,273
I will never forget the moment
getting out of the limo,
616
00:25:06,340 --> 00:25:08,806
and there was, like,
60,000 fucking people
617
00:25:08,873 --> 00:25:10,839
and every camera in the
Western Hemisphere there,
618
00:25:10,906 --> 00:25:13,428
and it was like, "let's go!"
619
00:25:19,207 --> 00:25:20,806
Right now,
we're gonna go downstairs to...
620
00:25:20,873 --> 00:25:22,373
Kind of simple and kind of elegant?
621
00:25:22,440 --> 00:25:23,772
- I don't know.
- Doubt it.
622
00:25:23,938 --> 00:25:24,906
Tell us.
623
00:25:24,973 --> 00:25:26,507
Okay, talk about a fashion statement.
624
00:25:26,574 --> 00:25:30,640
Now, two of you are nominated
for best song, Blame Canada.
625
00:25:30,706 --> 00:25:32,607
- Matt's not.
- I'm not.
626
00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:34,373
We said,
"we can't say anything about them."
627
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:36,040
- Nothing about the dresses.
- No matter what they ask us.
628
00:25:36,106 --> 00:25:37,674
So everyone would go, "guys,
what about the dresses?
629
00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:38,773
Why the dresses?"
630
00:25:38,839 --> 00:25:39,839
And we'd go, "magical night tonight.
631
00:25:39,906 --> 00:25:40,831
Just all the stars are out."
632
00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,273
Is that why you're in the dress?
633
00:25:42,340 --> 00:25:44,307
It's just such a magical evening,
and everyone...
634
00:25:44,373 --> 00:25:46,073
It's just,
everyone looks so spectacular.
635
00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:47,839
You know,
we just wanted to be a part of it all.
636
00:25:47,906 --> 00:25:50,173
It's a night of magic.
637
00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,440
Come on.
638
00:25:51,507 --> 00:25:53,706
Only thing we could have
done a little bit better is,
639
00:25:53,773 --> 00:25:55,762
we could have put powdered
sugar all over our noses.
640
00:25:57,073 --> 00:25:59,057
Just to have been totally like,
"fuck you."
641
00:25:59,223 --> 00:26:01,207
I also remember, actually,
then having to sit there
642
00:26:01,273 --> 00:26:04,938
in the actual Oscars,
and you're coming down off the acid.
643
00:26:05,104 --> 00:26:06,607
So you're simultaneously coming down,
644
00:26:06,674 --> 00:26:08,507
and you're having to now
sit through the Oscars,
645
00:26:08,574 --> 00:26:09,674
which suck.
646
00:26:09,739 --> 00:26:11,273
There were people
there that were like,
647
00:26:11,340 --> 00:26:12,340
"dude, this is my big night.
648
00:26:12,407 --> 00:26:13,340
fuck you."
649
00:26:14,507 --> 00:26:16,006
That was the funniest thing to us.
650
00:26:16,073 --> 00:26:17,006
We're like, "really?
651
00:26:17,073 --> 00:26:18,307
"Like, this is fucking bullshit.
652
00:26:18,373 --> 00:26:21,806
It's Hollywood.
Like, let's rock, you know?"
653
00:26:21,873 --> 00:26:23,340
But we don't have
any friends anymore.
654
00:26:23,407 --> 00:26:25,000
I wonder why.
655
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,507
I think that maybe
now what we should do
656
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,906
is fill in all of the blanks
657
00:26:33,973 --> 00:26:34,973
we need...We have to fill in.
658
00:26:35,040 --> 00:26:36,307
We are in danger of doing
659
00:26:36,373 --> 00:26:37,674
our typical first show thing
660
00:26:37,739 --> 00:26:39,723
where we've just got way
too many ingredients.
661
00:26:39,889 --> 00:26:42,106
We haven't introduced the idea
of apps at all or anything,
662
00:26:42,173 --> 00:26:44,006
and that's why whatever
this thing is at the end
663
00:26:44,073 --> 00:26:47,147
is gonna have to be so fast.
664
00:26:47,313 --> 00:26:48,806
I'm just worried about time.
665
00:26:58,770 --> 00:26:59,770
You know what I mean?
666
00:26:59,837 --> 00:27:01,203
And not one of our whole other ideas,
667
00:27:01,270 --> 00:27:04,206
but, like,
one of the other character's storylines.
668
00:27:04,372 --> 00:27:08,169
We just feel like the
Cartman being pissed off
669
00:27:08,236 --> 00:27:10,370
about not getting his thing...
670
00:27:10,436 --> 00:27:12,570
Like, him going home and
screaming at his mom, saying,
671
00:27:12,637 --> 00:27:15,436
"you fuck me, 'cause now all the
kids think I have an iPad,
672
00:27:15,503 --> 00:27:17,261
and I've got to show up
tomorrow with nothing."
673
00:27:18,970 --> 00:27:20,236
"Because everyone
thinks I have an iPad.
674
00:27:20,303 --> 00:27:21,703
"'Cause I told them
'cause I don't have one.
675
00:27:21,770 --> 00:27:22,975
That's how fucked you me."
676
00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,670
"Cause you didn't get me one!"
677
00:27:25,937 --> 00:27:27,336
She's like, "well,
we can get you something,
678
00:27:27,403 --> 00:27:28,503
"but it's gonna be
your birthday present,
679
00:27:28,570 --> 00:27:29,503
you know, for next month."
680
00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,870
And he's like, "that's... okay."
681
00:27:30,937 --> 00:27:32,470
Then they're at Best Buy,
and he's all happy.
682
00:27:32,537 --> 00:27:33,470
And he goes over...
683
00:27:33,537 --> 00:27:35,904
Okay, Wi-Fi Plus 3G, 64-gig.
684
00:27:35,970 --> 00:27:36,863
This one! This one!
685
00:27:37,029 --> 00:27:39,157
Oh, sweetie, $900?
686
00:27:39,323 --> 00:27:40,136
And she's like, "well, no, Cartman.
687
00:27:40,203 --> 00:27:41,236
Let's get these, 'cause"...
688
00:27:41,303 --> 00:27:42,837
"Toshiba Handibook? Fuck you, mom."
689
00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,770
And he gets all...
690
00:27:46,837 --> 00:27:48,537
"It's $200,
and I'm willing to get you one."
691
00:27:48,603 --> 00:27:49,937
He's like,
"why don't you just wear a condom
692
00:27:50,004 --> 00:27:51,044
if you're gonna fuck me."
693
00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:53,069
You want to fuck me, mom? Just say so.
694
00:27:53,136 --> 00:27:54,423
Go ahead. Here.
695
00:27:54,589 --> 00:27:56,470
Huh? Go ahead, mom. Fuck me.
696
00:27:56,537 --> 00:27:58,010
Fuck me right here in the Best Buy.
697
00:27:58,176 --> 00:28:00,036
And it just cuts to the car,
and he's crying.
698
00:28:01,103 --> 00:28:03,390
"I'm sorry."
699
00:28:05,203 --> 00:28:07,236
"Oh, does 'fuck' mean something naughty?"
700
00:28:07,303 --> 00:28:09,855
"I'm just a little boy."
701
00:28:10,021 --> 00:28:12,937
Why did you go outside to
a police officer and say,
702
00:28:13,004 --> 00:28:15,610
"help, help,
my mom is trying to fuck me"?
703
00:28:17,436 --> 00:28:19,236
Oh, wait, I get it now.
704
00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:21,637
The "F" word is a no-no word,
705
00:28:21,703 --> 00:28:24,004
and I shouldn't say it
around other people.
706
00:28:24,069 --> 00:28:26,069
I'm sorry, mama.
707
00:28:26,136 --> 00:28:27,637
If you're really sorry,
708
00:28:27,703 --> 00:28:29,904
then you'll understand why
you aren't getting anything.
709
00:28:31,503 --> 00:28:34,370
Well, now, that doesn't really
have any logical sense, mommy,
710
00:28:34,436 --> 00:28:35,803
because I'm already being punished
711
00:28:35,870 --> 00:28:39,918
by not getting the iPad, mama.
712
00:28:40,801 --> 00:28:41,670
Oh, wait, I get it now.
713
00:28:41,737 --> 00:28:45,432
The "F" word is a no-no word.
714
00:28:45,598 --> 00:28:47,503
Oh, wait, I get it now.
715
00:28:47,570 --> 00:28:49,503
The "F" word is a no-no word,
716
00:28:49,570 --> 00:28:51,670
and I shouldn't say it
around other people.
717
00:28:51,737 --> 00:28:52,939
I'm sorry, mama.
718
00:28:53,105 --> 00:28:54,775
If you're really sorry,
719
00:28:54,941 --> 00:28:57,069
then you'll understand why
you aren't getting anything.
720
00:28:57,136 --> 00:28:59,780
This place is built around them being
721
00:28:59,946 --> 00:29:02,870
a completely
self-sufficient operation.
722
00:29:02,937 --> 00:29:06,136
There aren't shows that
have been 220 episodes
723
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,904
of the same people writing it,
directing it,
724
00:29:08,970 --> 00:29:11,004
doing all the voices,
watching every shot,
725
00:29:11,069 --> 00:29:14,203
every frame, and they also
preserve that outsider status.
726
00:29:14,270 --> 00:29:16,603
Instinctively,
I think that helps you to be funny,
727
00:29:16,670 --> 00:29:20,103
is to not have an allegiance to
any organization or whatever.
728
00:29:20,169 --> 00:29:21,676
I think that's one
of the reasons why...
729
00:29:22,118 --> 00:29:23,970
It's taking so long to do.
730
00:29:24,036 --> 00:29:27,391
I think someone just farted
into the P.A. System.
731
00:29:27,557 --> 00:29:29,670
And so I guess there's a
good chance that was Trey,
732
00:29:29,737 --> 00:29:31,061
but I don't know.
733
00:29:32,909 --> 00:29:38,193
So it's Monday at, what, 6:10 P.M.?
734
00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:41,036
I'm pretty scared right now,
'cause I'm up to 28 pages,
735
00:29:41,103 --> 00:29:45,103
and I still have one, two,
three, four, five scenes
736
00:29:45,169 --> 00:29:47,004
still to write, and so...
737
00:29:47,069 --> 00:29:48,970
And each scene's about
a minute long usually,
738
00:29:49,036 --> 00:29:52,703
so this is gonna end up
being about a 40-page script,
739
00:29:52,770 --> 00:29:55,836
I think,
which just means it just becomes brutal,
740
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,069
because you have to go back
in tomorrow and start...
741
00:29:59,136 --> 00:30:00,503
As you're coming up with new stuff,
742
00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:02,904
then you've got to start
taking scenes that are there
743
00:30:02,970 --> 00:30:05,303
and figuring out, "okay,
how can we make this same thing happen
744
00:30:05,370 --> 00:30:06,847
in half the time and rewrite it?"
745
00:30:07,013 --> 00:30:10,970
And I sort of always call it
the rule of replacing "ands"
746
00:30:11,036 --> 00:30:13,004
with either "buts" or "therefores,"
747
00:30:13,069 --> 00:30:14,670
and so it's always like,
"this happens,
748
00:30:14,737 --> 00:30:16,770
and then this happens,
and then this happens."
749
00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:18,970
Whenever I can go back in the
writing and change that to,
750
00:30:19,036 --> 00:30:20,169
"this happens.
751
00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:22,637
Therefore, this happens,
but this happens"...
752
00:30:22,703 --> 00:30:24,737
You know,
whenever you can replace your "ands"
753
00:30:24,803 --> 00:30:28,326
with "buts" or "therefores,"
it makes for better writing.
754
00:30:28,492 --> 00:30:31,136
The only note I have
on this week's show is "pussy"
755
00:30:31,203 --> 00:30:32,703
and "fuck" and "shit."
756
00:30:32,770 --> 00:30:35,770
So do you want to bleep it,
push it, have me ask standards?
757
00:30:35,837 --> 00:30:37,036
What do you think?
758
00:30:37,103 --> 00:30:39,169
I think we should try to
see if we can get "pussy"
759
00:30:39,236 --> 00:30:40,169
and lose fuck.
760
00:30:40,236 --> 00:30:42,036
Okay. I'll see what I can do.
761
00:30:42,103 --> 00:30:43,436
"Fuck" is not funny. "Pussy"...
762
00:30:44,503 --> 00:30:45,470
All right.
763
00:30:49,036 --> 00:30:50,236
It's so fucking ridiculous,
764
00:30:50,303 --> 00:30:52,336
but that actually is
the way we do things.
765
00:30:54,136 --> 00:30:56,436
Now, the whole Cartman
through-story in this
766
00:30:56,503 --> 00:31:00,108
is about Cartman getting screwed.
767
00:31:00,274 --> 00:31:04,403
He gets screwed by his mother,
by Dr. Phil, by everybody,
768
00:31:04,470 --> 00:31:08,825
and finally, at the end,
he gets screwed by God.
769
00:31:08,991 --> 00:31:11,004
I need my ass lubed up
if you're gonna me, God!
770
00:31:11,069 --> 00:31:13,436
Or how about you just moisten my
ass with your tongue first, huh?
771
00:31:13,503 --> 00:31:14,837
How's that, God?
772
00:31:14,904 --> 00:31:16,875
Could lick my butthole
before you fuck me next time?
773
00:31:22,970 --> 00:31:24,883
Standards said, "maybe not.
774
00:31:25,049 --> 00:31:26,737
"You can keep that line,
but you just got to be
775
00:31:26,803 --> 00:31:29,513
a little less explicit about
explaining what that is."
776
00:31:29,679 --> 00:31:31,870
So I'm just kind of waiting
for Trey to rewrite it,
777
00:31:31,937 --> 00:31:33,308
and then I have to send it in again.
778
00:31:36,018 --> 00:31:37,770
Do you think you could
have done this episode...
779
00:31:37,837 --> 00:31:39,703
Like, if this was season two,
do you think that...
780
00:31:39,770 --> 00:31:41,169
No. No.
781
00:31:41,236 --> 00:31:42,637
This show wouldn't... no.
782
00:31:42,703 --> 00:31:46,203
Like, go look at season two or
season one, and it's so tame.
783
00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:49,699
It's like yo gabba gabba!
By comparison to what we do now.
784
00:31:49,865 --> 00:31:51,370
Go home, you little dildo.
785
00:31:51,436 --> 00:31:53,620
Dude, don't call my brother a dildo.
786
00:31:53,837 --> 00:31:55,203
What's a dildo?
787
00:31:55,270 --> 00:31:57,169
We do shit now on the show
that we could have never done
788
00:31:57,236 --> 00:31:58,083
in the second season.
789
00:31:59,236 --> 00:32:01,294
Ah, yes.
790
00:32:01,460 --> 00:32:02,470
Dad?
791
00:32:02,537 --> 00:32:03,380
Randy!
792
00:32:03,546 --> 00:32:06,737
Oh, there was a ghost.
793
00:32:06,803 --> 00:32:09,052
There's ectoplasm.
794
00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:10,870
We're always surprised, too, by...
795
00:32:10,937 --> 00:32:13,723
Sometimes in a week, we're like,
"dude, could we really do this?"
796
00:32:13,889 --> 00:32:15,303
Just like most women out there,
797
00:32:15,370 --> 00:32:17,004
I've gotten into queefing lately.
798
00:32:17,069 --> 00:32:18,937
There's a lot of fun
and interesting ways
799
00:32:19,004 --> 00:32:20,169
we can decorate our queefs
800
00:32:20,236 --> 00:32:22,370
and just make them more
dynamic for the holidays.
801
00:32:22,436 --> 00:32:26,303
What we're gonna do is just
cut out some paper, like this.
802
00:32:26,370 --> 00:32:28,436
You can cut out little
stars or little moon shapes.
803
00:32:28,503 --> 00:32:32,004
And then jam those up.
804
00:32:32,069 --> 00:32:33,970
And then I've got some
simple little sparkles
805
00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:34,970
from the hobby store.
806
00:32:36,937 --> 00:32:39,040
See how pretty that was?
807
00:32:39,206 --> 00:32:40,803
"Like, okay.
I guess we're gonna do this.
808
00:32:40,870 --> 00:32:42,136
We'll see what happens."
809
00:32:42,203 --> 00:32:44,004
And then nothing happens,
and everyone's like,
810
00:32:44,069 --> 00:32:45,770
"yeah, that's just South Park.
Anyway"...
811
00:32:45,837 --> 00:32:49,370
And, like, that's just sort of...
And it's just because, you know,
812
00:32:49,436 --> 00:32:51,570
the way that South Park was
sort of brought into the world
813
00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:52,737
and the way it all started,
814
00:32:52,837 --> 00:32:54,770
even in its very first
season and everything.
815
00:32:54,837 --> 00:32:57,637
That's just what it is,
and so it's...
816
00:32:57,703 --> 00:33:01,103
For anyone to now... and
especially 15 years later,
817
00:33:01,169 --> 00:33:02,203
for anyone to go up and go,
818
00:33:02,270 --> 00:33:03,670
"did you see this
thing on South Park?
819
00:33:03,737 --> 00:33:04,770
That was really offensive."
820
00:33:04,837 --> 00:33:06,370
Someone's gonna be like,
"dude, shut up.
821
00:33:06,436 --> 00:33:07,570
It's South Park."
822
00:33:07,637 --> 00:33:09,779
I hope that shit's
still funny bleeped.
823
00:33:10,004 --> 00:33:11,203
Like what?
824
00:33:11,270 --> 00:33:13,503
All that shit about fuck me
and fuck me and...
825
00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:15,785
The fucking animatic's hysterical
the Dr. Phil thing.
826
00:33:16,004 --> 00:33:19,069
Eric, you say that your mom fucked you?
827
00:33:19,136 --> 00:33:21,036
Yes, she fucked me so hard.
828
00:33:21,103 --> 00:33:23,960
She me fucked on Christmas.
She me fucked on my birthday.
829
00:33:26,670 --> 00:33:28,632
You know, mom,
the least you could do is kiss me first.
830
00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,770
If I was gonna fuck my son,
I'd kiss him first.
831
00:33:38,104 --> 00:33:41,404
Got this massive Death Star
that I haven't even taken out
832
00:33:41,471 --> 00:33:44,171
of the box yet,
'cause it's gonna be a beast.
833
00:33:44,237 --> 00:33:46,274
Sometimes to get my brain
working a different way,
834
00:33:46,504 --> 00:33:48,737
I'll just sit there and put
legos together, 'cause it just...
835
00:33:48,803 --> 00:33:50,803
you got an instruction book,
and you just sit there,
836
00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,870
and you do exactly what
something else tells you to do
837
00:33:52,937 --> 00:33:54,937
instead of you having to
tell everybody what to do.
838
00:33:55,004 --> 00:33:57,004
And it's just therapeutic.
839
00:33:57,070 --> 00:33:58,578
But I did that one last run.
840
00:33:58,744 --> 00:34:00,004
And actually, you can turn it on.
841
00:34:00,070 --> 00:34:01,004
It actually walks.
842
00:34:01,070 --> 00:34:02,237
It's pretty sweet.
843
00:34:04,137 --> 00:34:05,870
McDonald's.
844
00:34:05,937 --> 00:34:07,504
I got it.
845
00:34:07,571 --> 00:34:08,970
Chicken nuggets,
846
00:34:09,037 --> 00:34:14,104
and always with sweet
and sour or hot mustard.
847
00:34:14,171 --> 00:34:15,404
- Big Mac?
- Yeah.
848
00:34:15,471 --> 00:34:18,571
And how does McDonald's
affect your creativity?
849
00:34:18,638 --> 00:34:19,933
It doesn't.
850
00:34:20,099 --> 00:34:22,770
I just makes me happy for, like,
five minutes, 'cause I get...
851
00:34:22,837 --> 00:34:27,237
I hate writing so much,
'cause the writing part of it
852
00:34:27,304 --> 00:34:30,371
is actually so, like,
lonely and sad, you know,
853
00:34:30,437 --> 00:34:32,803
'cause it's just...
There's that thing.
854
00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:34,471
I know everyone's
waiting for me to, like,
855
00:34:34,538 --> 00:34:39,104
get it done, and, like...
856
00:34:39,171 --> 00:34:41,137
And just that little battle
of fighting over lines
857
00:34:41,204 --> 00:34:42,970
and, like,
trying to figure out what the best way
858
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:44,204
to say certain things are,
859
00:34:44,271 --> 00:34:46,271
so I just hate it so
much that a little bit...
860
00:34:46,337 --> 00:34:47,335
It's just a little sunshine.
861
00:34:51,449 --> 00:34:52,890
No, he's not.
862
00:34:53,015 --> 00:34:55,009
I'll find him. Okay.
863
00:34:55,271 --> 00:34:56,837
The search for Trey.
864
00:35:14,638 --> 00:35:16,698
So what's going on with this show?
865
00:35:21,004 --> 00:35:23,371
What I'm hearing is,
is that there's a bunch to write,
866
00:35:23,437 --> 00:35:27,803
so I anticipate that
we'll go real long hours.
867
00:35:32,271 --> 00:35:34,437
So we need some pretty
significant cuts.
868
00:35:34,504 --> 00:35:35,937
- Yeah.
- Okay.
869
00:35:36,004 --> 00:35:37,304
Almost every week
on Sunday or Monday,
870
00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:38,437
I'm pretty bummed out.
871
00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:39,904
I'm pretty much just like, "ugh."
872
00:35:39,970 --> 00:35:42,371
And then I kind of get a
little better on Tuesday,
873
00:35:42,437 --> 00:35:43,638
maybe a little bummed out,
874
00:35:43,703 --> 00:35:45,604
and then Trey gets really
bummed out on Tuesday.
875
00:35:45,670 --> 00:35:47,904
We kind of hit our lulls or whatever,
876
00:35:47,970 --> 00:35:49,856
but I'm always like, Sunday,
Monday, I'm like, "oh, my God.
877
00:35:49,981 --> 00:35:52,471
This, the show, this thing sucks."
878
00:35:56,171 --> 00:35:57,604
Terrible.
879
00:35:57,670 --> 00:35:59,970
I'm embarrassed for putting
this piece of shit on the air.
880
00:36:00,037 --> 00:36:02,670
A lot of funny stuff's just
gonna have to get cut out.
881
00:36:02,737 --> 00:36:03,737
You just can't have a show
882
00:36:03,803 --> 00:36:05,079
where "A" to "B"
doesn't make any sense.
883
00:36:05,204 --> 00:36:06,604
And I'm bummed, 'cause I know,
884
00:36:06,670 --> 00:36:08,404
based on what I've handed
over and everything,
885
00:36:08,471 --> 00:36:09,937
it's not gonna be a 5:00 A.M. day.
886
00:36:10,004 --> 00:36:12,137
It's gonna be a 9:00, 10:00 A.M. day.
887
00:36:29,737 --> 00:36:33,404
Beginning of act two is that;
Then we come back,
888
00:36:33,471 --> 00:36:34,970
and that's when it's,
889
00:36:35,037 --> 00:36:37,004
"okay, the Geniuses
are gonna see us now."
890
00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:38,171
And then, act three,
891
00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:40,337
we just start with the
unveiling of the thing.
892
00:36:40,404 --> 00:36:42,404
And then we go to,
they're doing the bubble thing,
893
00:36:42,471 --> 00:36:44,737
and Gerald flips out, joins Apple.
894
00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:45,829
We're back, and that's it.
895
00:36:45,995 --> 00:36:47,204
That's great.
896
00:36:47,271 --> 00:36:48,604
Yeah, that actually works.
897
00:36:53,137 --> 00:36:55,638
Hey, script's here, guys. Hey.
898
00:36:55,703 --> 00:36:57,337
Oh, thanks, Rick.
899
00:36:59,037 --> 00:37:02,004
To keep the action balanced over here,
she's back here.
900
00:37:11,337 --> 00:37:13,565
Yeah, right now, we just got...
I just dropped in the audio.
901
00:37:13,731 --> 00:37:14,770
We're pulling the storyboards.
902
00:37:14,837 --> 00:37:16,604
I was in a hurry, you see,
903
00:37:16,670 --> 00:37:18,737
and I didn't know what
I was agreeing to.
904
00:37:18,803 --> 00:37:21,104
I can't even read "Engrish."
905
00:37:21,171 --> 00:37:23,870
See...I want to redo
these lines all wild.
906
00:37:23,995 --> 00:37:26,035
Do it wild.
I just want to get 'em again.
907
00:37:26,437 --> 00:37:28,371
I just clicked "agree."
908
00:37:28,437 --> 00:37:30,070
I-I didn't read it.
909
00:37:30,137 --> 00:37:31,504
I was in a hurry, you see,
910
00:37:31,571 --> 00:37:34,377
and I-I-I didn't know
what I was agreeing to.
911
00:37:34,543 --> 00:37:36,770
- Yeah. That's good.
- Great.
912
00:37:39,798 --> 00:37:41,175
It's okay if he starts out...
913
00:37:45,004 --> 00:37:47,737
Well, no, that doesn't really
have any logical sense, mommy,
914
00:37:47,803 --> 00:37:49,017
because I'm already being punished
915
00:37:49,237 --> 00:37:50,638
by not getting the iPad.
916
00:37:50,703 --> 00:37:52,237
Mama.
917
00:37:52,304 --> 00:37:55,304
Please, can we just go back
and get the Toshiba Handibook?
918
00:37:55,371 --> 00:37:56,774
No!
919
00:37:56,899 --> 00:37:58,770
Well, then can we at
least pull up here
920
00:37:58,837 --> 00:38:00,371
and get some dinner?
921
00:38:00,437 --> 00:38:02,337
'Cause I like to be wined and dined
922
00:38:02,404 --> 00:38:03,489
after I've been fucked!
923
00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:12,264
Come on.
924
00:38:14,888 --> 00:38:16,836
We'll get you separated, little boy.
925
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:19,797
Guess you won't be eating
Japanese food for a while, huh?
926
00:38:20,554 --> 00:38:23,430
Oh, no, don't make
me "raff." Don't make me "raff."
927
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:25,042
I always feel like,
928
00:38:25,109 --> 00:38:27,555
"wow, I wish I had another
day with this show."
929
00:38:27,721 --> 00:38:30,008
That's the reason that there's
so many episodes of South Park
930
00:38:30,075 --> 00:38:32,209
we're able to get done,
is 'cause there just is a deadline,
931
00:38:32,275 --> 00:38:34,042
and you can't keep going,
'cause there would be
932
00:38:34,109 --> 00:38:36,142
so many shows that I'm like,
"no, no, it's not ready yet.
933
00:38:36,209 --> 00:38:36,597
Not ready yet."
934
00:38:36,596 --> 00:38:38,942
And I would have spent
four weeks on one show.
935
00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:41,084
All you do is start
second-guessing yourself
936
00:38:41,151 --> 00:38:43,404
and rewriting stuff,
and it gets over-thought,
937
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:45,823
and it would have been 5% better.
938
00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:48,076
Why did you do this to me, God?
939
00:38:48,242 --> 00:38:49,818
Next time you're
gonna get my hopes up,
940
00:38:49,884 --> 00:38:51,871
could you please take
me to a grease monkey?
941
00:38:52,037 --> 00:38:54,499
'Cause I like to get
lubed up before I get fucked!
942
00:39:04,424 --> 00:39:06,218
The draft is ready,
but that's the only part.
943
00:39:15,551 --> 00:39:17,480
Good job.
944
00:39:17,646 --> 00:39:19,017
Okay, good job, you guys. Excellent.
945
00:39:19,084 --> 00:39:20,993
Thank you.
946
00:39:21,118 --> 00:39:22,951
- Do this to the camera.
- For the camera.
947
00:39:24,685 --> 00:39:25,905
I think it's a good episode.
948
00:39:26,071 --> 00:39:29,118
It's really twisted,
but Trey can't see it that way.
949
00:39:29,184 --> 00:39:31,119
Trey won't be able to
see it that way today.
950
00:39:31,351 --> 00:39:33,251
Wednesday morning,
after finishing an episode,
951
00:39:33,318 --> 00:39:34,318
he never likes it.
952
00:39:41,218 --> 00:39:44,917
First shows usually kill us,
kill us, and this one did,
953
00:39:44,984 --> 00:39:46,951
and that will have a ripple effect.
954
00:39:47,017 --> 00:39:48,386
I mean, that's good.
955
00:39:53,318 --> 00:39:54,418
The first couple episodes,
956
00:39:54,485 --> 00:39:56,485
we actually delivered
a couple days early.
957
00:39:56,551 --> 00:39:57,951
We don't do that anymore.
958
00:40:01,651 --> 00:40:03,785
It was a little bit
sloppy and reckless,
959
00:40:03,852 --> 00:40:06,951
but sometimes, especially after
something like Book of Mormon,
960
00:40:07,017 --> 00:40:08,651
we just got to get back in that way,
961
00:40:08,718 --> 00:40:11,659
and hopefully the shows will
get a little tighter as we go.
962
00:40:19,852 --> 00:40:22,752
Got 18 minutes to
have this tape feeding
963
00:40:22,818 --> 00:40:25,506
to New York so that
they can begin roll.
964
00:40:40,118 --> 00:40:41,397
Excellent. Great.
965
00:40:53,418 --> 00:40:55,661
All right. See you again next week.
966
00:40:55,827 --> 00:40:56,996
All right, you guys. Thank you.
967
00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,915
One down. Six to go.
968
00:41:14,637 --> 00:41:18,931
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