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[TIRES SCREECHING]
[CRASH]
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- [Man] Ugh!
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Holy fucking shit, this hurts!
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- Hang in there, Danny!
- Oh. Ah!
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- Dan?
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- Danny?
- Yeah?
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- I'm sorry about the time
I hit you in the face
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with that big rock
down by the river.
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and when I told your
mother about--
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- Careful up there!
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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- And I'm sorry for
everything I ever said or did
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that I should feel
sorry for. I'm sorry!
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I love you, Danny!
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I'm not dying back here, okay?
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It just feels like I am.
(chuckles painfully)
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I just wanted to get a
few things off my chest
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Why do you always have
to question my motives?
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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- I think that was a stop sign.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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- We are two blocks
from the hospital.
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- Just hang in there, Danny!
- Aargh!
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[MUSIC]
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[PHONE RINGING]
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- (grunts, sniffs)
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- [Woman] My God,
you sound awful!
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- Hey mom.
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- What'cha doin' honey?
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- I'm not, uh...
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I'm not really doing anything.
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- Oh I won't keep you.
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Sounds like I woke you up.
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- (yawning) No no, no.
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You didn't wake me,
it's just, uh...
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one of these new
pills I'm taking.
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It makes me a little groggy.
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- A new pill?
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What does it do?
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- Uh, I don't,
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I don't remember, exactly.
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- Did you get my card?
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- Last night I got it.
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(sniffs) Let's see here.
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- Oh my God.
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Look at that thing on TV.
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- (sighs)
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Thank you, mom. That's very,
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- that's very sweet.
- You're welcome.
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- Are you sure you
can afford it?
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- Do something fun with it.
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- Oh I will.
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I promise.
[MUSIC]
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[BEEPING]
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[WHIRRING]
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[COFFEE BREWING]
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[WATCH BEEPING]
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- [Dan] AIDS used to be
a big deal in America:
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Marches, red ribbons,
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media coverage.
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Those were the fuckin' days.
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Now it's just another boring
life threatening illness.
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It's about as exciting
as having...
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Hep-C.
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One thing that hasn't
changed for me,
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it's still really hard to
be open about it.
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Even in San Francisco.
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Revealing HIV status
is an energy suck, so
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I've successfully avoided
the dating scene.
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The problem is,
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I feel this need
to find someone
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before I get sick.
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I know that's fucked up.
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- Hey, Danny, Danny.
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- Hello.
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- Aw, man.
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- There's coffee. It's fresh.
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- No thanks.
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I want something to eat.
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[DOGS BARKING]
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Ew!
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Ugh!
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That's really gross!
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You want to go out?
Get something to eat?
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- I can't eat,
I just took my meds.
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What, are you trying
to get rid of me?
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- Oh yeah.
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- Besides, (sighs)
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I need to get some
writing done today.
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- I will write today.
I will write today.
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- You planning to eat this?
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- Of course I'm gonna eat that.
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(sighs)
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you can have
the head.
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[MUSIC]
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[TYPEWRITER SOUNDS]
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[TYPING ACCELERATES]
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- [Man] Dot?
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Hey, Dot?
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(grumbles) Jesus,
Mary, and Joseph.
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- I'm trying to find that
big jug full of that stuff.
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- It's where it always is,
aisle three.
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(grunts)
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- You love swiss cheese.
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Hm.
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We should try these!
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They're swiss flavor.
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- Yeah.
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We don't need 'em.
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(sighs)
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- Mr. Shwa-bell?
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- Pretty close, actually.
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Schauble.
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- That'll be $2,841
and 12 cents.
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I guess it's a good thing
I have insurance, huh?
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(chuckles)
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[COMPUTER BLIPS]
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- There appears to be a
problem with your coverage.
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That's very strange. I've never
had a problem with it before.
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- It would have been $5,682
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but the government
kicked in part...
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I don't know.
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They installed a new system and
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everything's all weird.
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The background's green,
the text is yellow.
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This is really hard to read.
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We ran it through twice
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but it didn't work.
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Hold on.
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[DIAL TONE]
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[BEEPING]
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American Medical Advantage.
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Please enter the
client's ID number.
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[BEEPING]
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Please hold while we
access the information.
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Please hold while we
access the information.
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Client ID is not valid.
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- What? (laughs)
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- Sorry.
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You might want to
change plans.
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Hold on.
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- You're on American
Medical Advantage Plus.
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You might want to try
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American Medical
Advantage Premium
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or American Medical
Advantage Premium Plus.
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That one sounds good.
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- What's the difference?
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- I don't know.
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- Uh, okay, thank you.
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- $22.11.
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[BEEPING]
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[SLIDES CARD]
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[BEEP]
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[SLIDES CARD]
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[BEEP]
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Card's been declined, sir.
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- (sighs)
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Well... (chuckles)
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Uh, I'll tell ya what.
I'll just, uh...
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I'll take the coffee.
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I'll pay with cash.
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[MUSIC]
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(belches)
(sighs)
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- Nice.
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- (sighs)
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- You won't believe what
happened to me earlier.
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- Well my imagination
is offended.
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- I was just walking along
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over by Sunny Produce.
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and hit the wall behind me.
[BANG]
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Then there was another one.
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Then I felt a sharp pain
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in the center of my back.
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(slow motion, guttural,
deep scream) Ow!
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Flying towards me were
these small
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metallic things.
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Someone...
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[BANGING]
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was hurling D batteries
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from a rooftop,
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trying to hit me.
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- Jesus.
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- Some woman.
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They don't even know.
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Can you believe that?
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- Why would somebody do that?
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- Are you okay?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Yes.
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Physically, anyway.
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- I hate this story.
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for being afraid to walk
by myself in this town.
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[WATCH BEEPING]
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(sighs)
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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- (groans)
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Oh, hey there, Danny.
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- Oh no. Bob,
I'm so sorry.
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Could you tell how
hard I was trying
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not to wake you?
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- Oh you didn't wake me.
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Besides, I'm, I'm glad I'm up.
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I had to make some calls
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to cash in on some debts
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before they cut our
utilities off.
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- Nobody's going to turn
off any utilities.
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I just looked at the books.
It's really not that bad.
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It's by no means great,
but I have an idea.
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I'm gonna make some flyers
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out of paper
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for the poetry slams and then
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I'm going to leave them
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at independently owned
coffee shops and then
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tens of people are
gonna show up.
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- It's 2015.
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Nobody likes poetry slams.
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- Who's Grumps?
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00:11:01,110 --> 00:11:02,780
- Uh...
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Dot left me.
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- What?
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Are you serious?
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- She threw me out the house.
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I deserve it.
I'm a pain in the ass.
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- You're a huge pain in the ass
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but come on, you guys,
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you guys are gonna
get through this,
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you've been together forever.
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What the hell happened?
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[MUSIC]
- I don't know.
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[INDISTINCT YELLING]
Got into an argument.
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Nothing out of the ordinary.
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She said something about me
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not knowing how
to be affectionate.
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Called me an asshole,
a motherfucker,
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and things got a
little out of hand.
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- I've got something
for your ass right now.
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- Oh, you got something
for my ass now, okay then.
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- I got something
for you right here.
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- Yeah I'm, I'm right here.
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Get it for my ass right now.
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Not, not, not my, not them...
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All right then, all right then.
What about my...
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What, what-- Oh!
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- Yeah, let's get
down in it, now!
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- This the one you
really like, huh?
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- No you are not!
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Watch this, baby.
Right there.
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- (slow motion roar) No!
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[CERAMIC BREAKING]
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[INDISTINCT YELLING]
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- Oh you get out of here now!
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- I ain't getting
out of nowhere!
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- Okay.
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Well, it's obviously
not the first
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huge fight that you've had,
and it won't be the last.
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What are you looking for?
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- I thought we had
a blanket here.
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It's gonna be cold tonight.
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- Stop it.
You're not staying here.
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and then tomorrow
you're gonna talk to Dot
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and you're gonna
work everything out.
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- Hey, Bob, will you
do me a personal favor
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and stay with me please?
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- Okay.
For one night.
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And then I'll set up camp
here in the morning.
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- All right,
you've got yourself a deal.
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(clears throat)
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- Oh, that's a good idea.
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It's not like that's a
depressant or anything.
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- Ahh.
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- We have a capacity
crowd here at Club Dot
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for Poetry Slam Thursday.
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I am your host,
Dan Shauble.
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and before I bring up
our first contestant
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I have one question:
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Do we actually have
any contestants?
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How 'bout a,
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a simple show of hands?
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Is anyone here to slam?
280
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Okay!
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Apparently it's just me.
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(clears throat)
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[MUSIC]
284
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When we met,
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my breath was thick.
286
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When you smiled,
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one thousand children laughed.
288
00:13:42,270 --> 00:13:45,010
And when you told me
that you loved me,
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that's when life made sense.
290
00:13:51,610 --> 00:13:54,580
When you rolled
yourself up
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into that thing that you called
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the human sphere.
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When hawk wings
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sprouted from your hunched
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reptilian back.
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When your body grew to
five times its normal size.
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When you swallowed my ten
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dollars in change and sang to me
299
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in that indistinguishable
tongue of yours.
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[PERCUSSION]
301
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When you forced my legs
into your giant mouth,
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clamped down,
with your rock-like teeth
303
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onto my waist and twirled around
304
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in circles, I admit
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I was concerned.
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But I never
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ever stopped loving you.
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(claps)
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I win!
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[BELL DINGS]
311
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- [Paula] What are
you gonna get?
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- [Dan] I'm not hungry.
313
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- Oh, I know.
314
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I know.
315
00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:20,570
[sighs]
316
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:23,540
- I had a dream about
Kevin last night.
317
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:29,280
- It's so weird, I spend more
time with him now than I...
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did when he was alive.
319
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:33,150
- What was the dream about?
320
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,380
- We just sat up all
night talking.
321
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(chuckles)
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It was so good.
323
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:43,690
I...
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felt like it went on
for hours and hours
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and it seemed so real
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but at the same time, I was,
327
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I was very aware
that it was a dream.
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And that,
that made it
329
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that made it nice because
I was able to tell him,
330
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you know,
331
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how much I miss him.
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Because, oh my God,
I miss you brother
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so much.
334
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- Oh flip. (sniffs)
335
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,100
[MUSIC]
- But...
336
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one of his hands, uh,
was a lobster claw.
337
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- (laughs)
- And it spewed
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a strange lobster ooze.
339
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- (laughs) Shut up.
340
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- [Dan] But in the
dream it was fine.
341
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He touched my face
342
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with his oozy lobster claw and
wiped it all over my pants
343
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- and I was fine with it.
- (Paula laughs)
344
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I wonder what it means.
345
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- (laughs)
346
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,560
- [Waitress] Do you
know what you want?
347
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- Yes. I would like
348
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a grilled Swiss on rye,
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an order of fries, and
350
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a hot tea.
351
00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:00,530
- And you?
352
00:17:01,400 --> 00:17:03,340
- I'll just have coffee please.
353
00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:06,410
- Nothing else?
354
00:17:06,410 --> 00:17:07,570
- Uh...
355
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,040
I will...
356
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the golden brown waffle.
357
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:16,480
- I'll be back with your drinks.
358
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- (chuckles)
359
00:17:21,320 --> 00:17:24,630
- God damn it, why did I just--
I just ordered a waffle, Paula.
360
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I don't want a waffle.
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[WATCH BEEPING]
I'm so
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terrible under pressure.
363
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:39,370
Something's wrong with
my insurance.
364
00:17:39,380 --> 00:17:40,610
I couldn't get my drugs today.
365
00:17:40,610 --> 00:17:41,680
- What's wrong with
your insurance?
366
00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:44,580
now I get to go down there
and try to figure out
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what the problem is.
368
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I hate that place.
It's so depressing.
369
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,850
- Maybe you should go
to a support group.
370
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- Because...
371
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I just said the
word "depressing"?
372
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- It's just that I am the
only one you talk with
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about this.
374
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- Oh I see.
375
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I see, I see where we are.
376
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I'm a burden.
377
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I'm a burden for you.
378
00:18:09,270 --> 00:18:14,110
- I just think it,
it might be healthy
379
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to open up about this
a little more.
380
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- I got it. Open up.
Sure.
381
00:18:18,250 --> 00:18:19,650
Well, thank you.
382
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I appreciate this gesture.
383
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,120
- I don't mind talking
about it with you.
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00:18:24,120 --> 00:18:25,450
- But I'm fine.
385
00:18:25,450 --> 00:18:27,220
- Come on, let's talk about it.
386
00:18:27,220 --> 00:18:28,160
- No.
- Come on.
387
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:30,160
- I don't want to talk about it.
388
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Or anything else with
you ever again.
389
00:18:35,460 --> 00:18:37,130
- Would you cut it out?
390
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- (mumbles)
391
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- (sighs)
392
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- (mumbles)
393
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- Fine.
394
00:18:55,150 --> 00:18:56,450
- What are you reading?
395
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- Thank you.
396
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,710
[SPOON TAPPING
ON PLATE]
397
00:19:24,550 --> 00:19:26,380
What are you doing?
398
00:19:26,380 --> 00:19:27,920
- Well I don't have
a fork, do I?
399
00:19:27,920 --> 00:19:29,950
So, this is fine.
400
00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:31,450
- I'm getting you a fork, uh.
401
00:19:31,450 --> 00:19:32,750
- Paula, stop it. Shh, stop.
402
00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,890
Would you please stop?
403
00:19:33,890 --> 00:19:36,190
The woman hates me.
That's clear.
404
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:37,320
I don't need a fork.
405
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:39,330
I don't, I don't even,
406
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:40,860
I don't even want this.
407
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,770
(sighs)
408
00:19:46,370 --> 00:19:47,630
Oh Jesus,
409
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:50,470
could this coffee
be any weaker?
410
00:19:50,470 --> 00:19:52,570
- Maybe some people
like it that way.
411
00:19:53,710 --> 00:19:54,740
[DOOR CHIMES]
412
00:19:54,740 --> 00:19:58,780
[MUSIC]
413
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:09,320
[DOOR CHIMES]
414
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:20,470
[HEARTBEAT]
(gasps, coughs)
415
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,270
- You okay?
[MUSIC]
416
00:20:22,270 --> 00:20:27,440
That was a really
sharp shooting pain.
417
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,410
- Can I help?
418
00:20:29,610 --> 00:20:30,980
- You know what? I gotta go.
I gotta go anyway.
419
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,710
I forgot about Bob.
420
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:34,880
and I told him that I would
meet him there,
421
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,020
and you know what,
it's fine.
422
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:39,720
- Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's probably just gas.
423
00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:40,950
Or something.
(sighs)
424
00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:42,320
- This...?
425
00:20:43,520 --> 00:20:45,360
- Um, Bob might stay
with us tonight.
426
00:20:45,360 --> 00:20:46,390
- What? Why?
427
00:20:46,400 --> 00:20:49,300
I'm sorry for running
out on you like this.
428
00:20:49,300 --> 00:20:51,270
And I'm sorry for
being a shit head.
429
00:20:51,270 --> 00:20:54,430
- I did, and I feel amazing.
430
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,900
Watch, watch this!
431
00:21:00,010 --> 00:21:01,440
[DOOR CHIMES]
432
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,710
Ugh fu--
433
00:21:02,710 --> 00:21:03,810
Ah...
434
00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:06,410
Ah fuck.
435
00:21:06,420 --> 00:21:08,680
Ah fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
436
00:21:09,520 --> 00:21:10,420
(sighs)
437
00:21:10,420 --> 00:21:13,650
[MUSIC]
438
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:16,690
[80's MUSIC]
439
00:21:22,030 --> 00:21:24,400
This is awful,
how do you watch this shit?
440
00:21:25,070 --> 00:21:27,970
- Uh, huh, oh...
441
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:30,970
- What?
- (sighs)
442
00:21:31,570 --> 00:21:32,710
- You got any smokes?
443
00:21:32,710 --> 00:21:33,810
- Yeah, you know me, man.
444
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:36,440
I've got, I've got
all the smokes.
445
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:38,710
What k--, what kind do you want?
446
00:21:38,710 --> 00:21:40,050
- How many kinds do you have?
447
00:21:40,050 --> 00:21:42,080
- I have zero kinds, Bob,
(laughs)
448
00:21:42,080 --> 00:21:44,080
but I'll go get you some,
is what I'm saying.
449
00:21:44,090 --> 00:21:45,420
- Ah, don't worry about it.
450
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:46,490
- I'm going to get you some.
451
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:48,490
Because I want you to
die happily.
452
00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,590
- Okay, okay.
Why does it have to be dying?
453
00:21:50,590 --> 00:21:53,460
Okay, camels. Okay, unfiltered.
Yeah.
454
00:21:53,460 --> 00:21:55,830
You know, nobody said
anything about dying.
455
00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:59,000
- Do you want anything else?
456
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,100
- No, don't bother,
that's all right.
457
00:22:01,100 --> 00:22:02,700
- I'll see you in a minute.
458
00:22:03,710 --> 00:22:05,410
- This is the worst
date I've ever had.
459
00:22:05,410 --> 00:22:06,970
- [Bob] Ooh, you tell him, baby.
460
00:22:07,510 --> 00:22:10,510
- [Man on TV] Well why don't you
have a little more fried dough?
461
00:22:10,510 --> 00:22:11,780
- Can we watch something else?
462
00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:14,080
- Mm-mm. This is the real deal.
463
00:22:14,080 --> 00:22:15,450
These aren't actors.
464
00:22:15,450 --> 00:22:17,650
- This is real life.
- Hey Karen.
465
00:22:18,550 --> 00:22:19,520
Karen.
466
00:22:20,460 --> 00:22:22,420
Karen. Karen.
467
00:22:22,420 --> 00:22:25,460
Karen. Karen. Karen.
468
00:22:25,460 --> 00:22:26,430
Karen.
469
00:22:27,530 --> 00:22:28,130
Karen.
470
00:22:28,130 --> 00:22:31,030
- This is depressing.
- Yeah, that's right.
471
00:22:31,030 --> 00:22:32,900
- [Karen] I'm glad you
make yourself laugh.
472
00:22:32,900 --> 00:22:34,740
- Just pedal and be quiet.
473
00:22:34,740 --> 00:22:36,140
- You're an ass.
- [Bob] Mm-hm.
474
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,470
Tell him how you feel.
475
00:22:39,740 --> 00:22:41,910
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
476
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,420
- Oh.
477
00:22:49,420 --> 00:22:50,980
Good morning, Moonshine.
478
00:22:51,590 --> 00:22:52,590
- Good morning.
479
00:22:52,590 --> 00:22:55,160
- That's disgusting.
You're an animal.
480
00:22:55,160 --> 00:22:56,390
- Mm-hm.
481
00:22:56,390 --> 00:22:59,660
- (sighs) I know what
you're gonna say.
482
00:23:00,530 --> 00:23:02,160
But you don't have to go.
483
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,500
You can stay here as
long as you want.
484
00:23:05,130 --> 00:23:06,470
- Ah, no.
485
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,800
I'll stay at the club until I
486
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:10,800
figure out what I'm gonna do.
487
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:13,110
- Did you call Dot?
488
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,440
- Dot, your wife.
Your wife, Dot.
489
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:18,150
Did you call her?
490
00:23:18,150 --> 00:23:21,780
- To tell her that you love her
and that you want to come home.
491
00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:24,890
- (sighs) Thanks for letting
me spend the night.
492
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,120
-All right.
-Okay.
493
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,560
- Anytime.
494
00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:33,690
- (grunts)
495
00:23:34,100 --> 00:23:35,900
Okay.
496
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:37,500
I, um...
497
00:23:38,130 --> 00:23:39,570
I'll see you later at the club.
498
00:23:39,570 --> 00:23:41,870
- Please be careful going
down those stairs.
499
00:23:41,870 --> 00:23:43,040
- [Bob] All right.
500
00:23:43,870 --> 00:23:44,740
Thanks, Dan.
501
00:23:44,740 --> 00:23:45,810
- [Dan] All right.
502
00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:00,550
[BEEP]
503
00:24:00,560 --> 00:24:03,160
[VENDING MACHINE
WHIRRING]
504
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:10,200
[LIQUOR POURING]
505
00:24:26,210 --> 00:24:27,650
[KNOCKING]
506
00:24:27,950 --> 00:24:29,020
- [Man] Come on in.
507
00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:32,590
- Hi.
508
00:24:32,850 --> 00:24:34,620
- Ah, sit down.
509
00:24:35,820 --> 00:24:37,090
Mrs. Doris is no longer with us.
510
00:24:37,090 --> 00:24:38,990
- I'll be you new case worker.
511
00:24:38,990 --> 00:24:40,560
My name is Gregory.
512
00:24:40,560 --> 00:24:42,060
- Hello, Gregory.
513
00:24:42,830 --> 00:24:44,900
- You have a social
security card,
514
00:24:44,900 --> 00:24:47,770
driver's license
or California ID
515
00:24:47,770 --> 00:24:50,570
and a current bank statement.
516
00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:51,810
- It's all there.
517
00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:53,940
- Excellent, thank you.
518
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,710
So, I think what's
happened here, Daniel,
519
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:59,150
is that you were bumped
from the low income plan
520
00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:02,850
because your bank account
exceeds the maximum.
521
00:25:04,120 --> 00:25:05,920
I'm sure you're aware
that you have to
522
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:09,020
stay within certain
financial boundaries
523
00:25:09,020 --> 00:25:12,290
to get a state subsidy
for your prescriptions.
524
00:25:12,290 --> 00:25:14,730
Your bank account
is approximately
525
00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:17,630
$70 over the maximum.
526
00:25:17,630 --> 00:25:21,940
- [Dan's mom] Do something
fun with it... (echoes)
527
00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:23,970
- Maybe what happened is
528
00:25:23,970 --> 00:25:26,310
you were moved to
the default plan
529
00:25:26,310 --> 00:25:28,940
and due to your
high prescription costs
530
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:30,910
that plan is already maxed out.
531
00:25:30,910 --> 00:25:32,280
Not sure.
532
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,650
I do know that your
plan was switched.
533
00:25:36,650 --> 00:25:38,320
Look I'm in a meeting, okay?
534
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,790
So, you're going
to have to pay 50%
535
00:25:42,790 --> 00:25:46,860
of your drug costs until the
plan renews in a few months.
536
00:25:47,230 --> 00:25:48,830
And then maybe you can get
537
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:50,800
back onto the low income status
538
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:51,930
that you were on.
539
00:25:52,700 --> 00:25:53,630
- Okay.
540
00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:55,170
I, uh, don't understand
541
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:56,670
most of what you're saying.
542
00:25:56,670 --> 00:25:58,170
- Yeah, nobody understands.
543
00:25:58,170 --> 00:26:01,680
- Half cost meds,
that's gonna run me about, uh,
544
00:26:01,680 --> 00:26:03,780
$3,000 a month.
545
00:26:03,780 --> 00:26:05,910
And, um, I'm running low.
546
00:26:05,910 --> 00:26:07,610
And I really
547
00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,880
really need them.
548
00:26:12,820 --> 00:26:14,220
Because I have...
549
00:26:14,220 --> 00:26:17,290
[MUSIC]
550
00:26:19,090 --> 00:26:20,860
So, um,
551
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,270
I'm not gonna be able
to come up with $3,000.
552
00:26:25,270 --> 00:26:26,830
I don't have $3,000.
553
00:26:27,770 --> 00:26:30,100
what else can we do, Gregory?
554
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:31,370
What, wha--
555
00:26:31,370 --> 00:26:33,040
Uh, isn't there something
else that we can do?
556
00:26:33,040 --> 00:26:36,080
when is the next time
you get a bank statement?
557
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,340
- Uh,
558
00:26:37,350 --> 00:26:41,750
That one was from
last week, so it'll be
559
00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:42,850
three weeks.
560
00:26:42,850 --> 00:26:44,350
- Well here's what I
can do for you.
561
00:26:44,350 --> 00:26:46,250
I'm gonna put this
on hold right now.
562
00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,990
You're gonna send me your
bank statement when you get it,
563
00:26:48,990 --> 00:26:50,160
and if everyhting's in order,
564
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:51,890
you can get right back onto
565
00:26:51,890 --> 00:26:53,730
the low income status
that you were on
566
00:26:53,730 --> 00:26:56,360
and you can use your card
that very same day.
567
00:26:56,370 --> 00:26:57,800
That's the best I can do.
568
00:26:58,100 --> 00:27:00,630
- Uh, I'll be out of
drugs in a week, man.
569
00:27:00,640 --> 00:27:02,840
- That's the best I can do.
570
00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,900
I'm sorry.
571
00:27:05,310 --> 00:27:06,310
- Okay.
572
00:27:08,780 --> 00:27:10,040
Okay.
573
00:27:10,050 --> 00:27:11,780
- Keep that card.
Did I give you a card?
574
00:27:11,780 --> 00:27:14,180
[MUSIC]
575
00:27:14,180 --> 00:27:15,080
- You gave me a card.
576
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,180
- [Gregory] Great.
577
00:27:17,350 --> 00:27:18,420
Have a nice day.
578
00:27:18,420 --> 00:27:19,990
Thanks for coming in.
579
00:27:26,430 --> 00:27:29,960
- [Dan] My grandfather used to
have an old Chevy Malibu.
580
00:27:29,970 --> 00:27:32,200
It had a big white stripe
down the left side of it
581
00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:35,100
and a big white stripe
down the right side of it.
582
00:27:35,800 --> 00:27:37,940
The stripes were from the
car scraping against the
583
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:39,770
sides of his garage.
584
00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:43,040
He wouldn't bother flicking
the ashes of his Chesterfields
585
00:27:43,050 --> 00:27:44,780
when he was driving.
586
00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:47,310
They would just fall off
when it was their time.
587
00:27:47,980 --> 00:27:50,020
I loved spending time with him.
588
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,250
He was a great guy.
589
00:27:54,420 --> 00:27:56,690
When my grandfater died,
590
00:27:56,690 --> 00:28:00,160
I was ten and no one had
ever died on me before.
591
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,760
All of a sudden
it hit me.
592
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,800
I'm never gonna see him again.
593
00:28:07,700 --> 00:28:10,000
But, I was wrong.
594
00:28:10,010 --> 00:28:13,310
I'll get into a car that
has that same stale
595
00:28:13,310 --> 00:28:14,940
smokey scent.
596
00:28:14,940 --> 00:28:16,780
And it all comes back to me.
597
00:28:17,450 --> 00:28:20,210
I look forward to those
flashbacks of him.
598
00:28:20,220 --> 00:28:21,920
And I wonder what
599
00:28:21,920 --> 00:28:23,820
if anything,
600
00:28:23,820 --> 00:28:25,790
will remind people of me.
601
00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:46,210
I once dated this guy who
602
00:28:46,210 --> 00:28:48,210
instead of having a tool box,
603
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:51,140
kept all of his tools in
a white wicker basket.
604
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:54,080
I'm sorry, but that's gay.
605
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,280
- Hi there.
606
00:28:56,280 --> 00:28:58,120
- Oh, sh-- (laughs)
607
00:28:58,120 --> 00:28:59,020
How you doing?
608
00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:00,090
- Good, yeah.
609
00:29:05,930 --> 00:29:08,260
[MUSIC]
610
00:29:08,260 --> 00:29:10,030
- [Dan] Wow.
611
00:29:14,170 --> 00:29:15,200
How much is this?
612
00:29:15,900 --> 00:29:18,040
- Ah, Hanuman.
613
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,840
- The great monkey warrior.
614
00:29:20,840 --> 00:29:23,780
Very sacred, very noble.
615
00:29:23,780 --> 00:29:24,780
Valuable.
616
00:29:24,780 --> 00:29:27,250
He's a rare one,
that little monkey.
617
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:29,220
- What do you want for him.
618
00:29:29,220 --> 00:29:30,520
- 25 bucks.
619
00:29:31,220 --> 00:29:32,790
- (sighs) 25.
620
00:29:33,850 --> 00:29:34,850
Um...
621
00:29:35,560 --> 00:29:37,160
Would you take...
622
00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:40,090
Less?
623
00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:41,900
[DOOR BUZZER]
624
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:44,160
- Did you forget your keys?
625
00:29:44,170 --> 00:29:45,300
- No, I did not.
626
00:29:45,870 --> 00:29:46,870
- (screams)
627
00:29:46,870 --> 00:29:49,470
Oh, Jesus! What the fuck!
628
00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:54,140
- Don't just shove a little
plush animal at somebody.
629
00:29:54,140 --> 00:29:55,240
What is that?
630
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,380
- It's a gift.
From me to you.
631
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:01,050
- That's nice, honey, but I,
he frightens me.
632
00:30:01,050 --> 00:30:03,380
- Stop it. You two are
meant for each other.
633
00:30:03,390 --> 00:30:05,550
Now take it. I'm gonna
be late, I have to go.
634
00:30:05,550 --> 00:30:07,290
Take it, take it.
635
00:30:07,290 --> 00:30:08,490
And love him.
636
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:16,160
- Um, thank, thank you.
637
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:18,060
- You're very welcome.
I'll see you later.
638
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:19,470
- Thanks for the monkey.
639
00:30:21,340 --> 00:30:22,400
Um,
640
00:30:22,400 --> 00:30:24,240
Okay. How about this?
641
00:30:24,610 --> 00:30:25,910
Good boy.
642
00:30:36,450 --> 00:30:37,450
Okay.
643
00:30:37,450 --> 00:30:40,520
[MUSIC]
644
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:43,620
- (sighs)
645
00:30:57,140 --> 00:30:58,370
- Old man.
646
00:31:04,010 --> 00:31:05,210
You're sad.
647
00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,380
Aren't you?
648
00:31:10,620 --> 00:31:11,890
- Yes.
649
00:31:13,190 --> 00:31:14,420
I'm sad.
650
00:31:15,660 --> 00:31:17,090
- I can tell.
651
00:31:20,330 --> 00:31:24,130
You can do anything
if you put your mind to it.
652
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:29,140
- Thanks for the advice, kid.
653
00:31:33,010 --> 00:31:34,110
- Fortune?
654
00:31:34,910 --> 00:31:36,240
Get your fortune told?
655
00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:38,440
- No, thank you.
656
00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:41,650
- Learn your death time, mister?
657
00:31:46,190 --> 00:31:48,220
- Jesus Christ.
658
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:51,260
- I've got to go.
659
00:32:05,610 --> 00:32:09,540
[CROW CAWS,
TREES RUSTLING]
660
00:32:11,980 --> 00:32:14,950
[MUSIC]
661
00:32:14,950 --> 00:32:16,950
- [Dot] Oh, that's nice.
662
00:32:17,350 --> 00:32:20,220
Mmm.
663
00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:21,590
(exhales sharply)
664
00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,690
- How is everything?
665
00:32:24,690 --> 00:32:26,530
- It's okay.
666
00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,090
I'm okay.
667
00:32:28,100 --> 00:32:28,700
- Yeah?
668
00:32:28,700 --> 00:32:30,300
- How's Bob doing?
669
00:32:30,300 --> 00:32:33,200
- (sighs) Not so good.
670
00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:36,400
He misses you.
671
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:38,270
- Okay, enough of that.
672
00:32:40,010 --> 00:32:41,010
Hey,
673
00:32:42,410 --> 00:32:44,280
you got any pot?
674
00:32:45,710 --> 00:32:50,280
[MUSIC]
675
00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,020
Be sure that Bob
takes his pills.
676
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,060
What does he take pills for?
677
00:33:04,070 --> 00:33:05,570
- Just old man stuff.
678
00:33:11,010 --> 00:33:13,240
You know, Paula.
679
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:15,140
I love Bob.
680
00:33:17,180 --> 00:33:20,450
I really do.
I love him so much.
681
00:33:20,450 --> 00:33:22,380
With all my heart.
682
00:33:24,180 --> 00:33:26,050
But sometimes
683
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:29,320
I just hate him.
684
00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:33,260
I hate him.
685
00:33:35,130 --> 00:33:38,230
(menacingly) I hate him.
686
00:33:42,270 --> 00:33:44,170
- Isn't that normal?
687
00:33:44,540 --> 00:33:47,440
- Mm-mm, I don't think so.
688
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:49,340
- I'm pretty sure it is.
689
00:33:53,110 --> 00:33:54,080
- Ah.
690
00:34:03,190 --> 00:34:04,560
[MUSIC STARTS AND STOPS]
691
00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:09,600
(sighs)
692
00:34:11,430 --> 00:34:14,370
[RADIO MUSIC]
693
00:34:14,370 --> 00:34:15,800
(grunts)
694
00:34:32,690 --> 00:34:34,620
- I'm so glad that
wasn't locked.
695
00:34:37,120 --> 00:34:38,360
- Hey, Danny.
696
00:34:40,330 --> 00:34:41,490
- Hi, Bob.
697
00:34:43,730 --> 00:34:45,300
Was, uh,
698
00:34:46,830 --> 00:34:48,770
in the neighborhood so
I figured I'd, you know,
699
00:34:48,770 --> 00:34:50,170
swing by
700
00:34:50,170 --> 00:34:54,610
God knows I don't spend
enough time here as it is.
701
00:35:00,580 --> 00:35:01,610
So,
702
00:35:02,720 --> 00:35:04,450
(sighs)
703
00:35:04,850 --> 00:35:06,220
how's it going?
704
00:35:06,850 --> 00:35:08,650
- Uh, I don't want
to talk about it.
705
00:35:08,660 --> 00:35:09,790
- Okay.
706
00:35:11,490 --> 00:35:14,130
Then I won't say another word.
707
00:35:15,660 --> 00:35:16,900
- Now...
708
00:35:16,900 --> 00:35:22,370
[BLUES MUSIC]
709
00:36:20,930 --> 00:36:21,890
I win.
710
00:36:22,860 --> 00:36:24,400
Eight bottles.
711
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,500
You're seven.
712
00:36:31,310 --> 00:36:32,370
- Give me that.
713
00:36:34,780 --> 00:36:36,910
One Daily Men's?
714
00:36:37,950 --> 00:36:39,580
This is a multivitamin.
715
00:36:40,380 --> 00:36:41,950
Multivitamins don't count.
716
00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:46,390
Therefore,
717
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,760
tis a tie.
718
00:37:00,770 --> 00:37:02,540
(both sigh)
719
00:37:09,480 --> 00:37:10,810
- (grunts)
720
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,480
(laughs)
721
00:37:13,850 --> 00:37:15,720
- [TV Narrator] Coming up
on National Justice
722
00:37:15,720 --> 00:37:16,950
[SLAM]
723
00:37:16,950 --> 00:37:19,520
brutal beatings caught on tape.
724
00:37:19,520 --> 00:37:21,250
[DOOR OPENS]
725
00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:25,420
- Don't forget to lock the door.
726
00:37:28,500 --> 00:37:30,000
- I always lock the door.
[LOCK CLICKS]
727
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:32,670
- Mm-mm, not always.
728
00:37:32,670 --> 00:37:34,270
- Do you want some cofffee?
729
00:37:34,270 --> 00:37:35,840
- Oh I just made a fresh pot.
730
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,900
- You get me.
731
00:37:45,650 --> 00:37:49,650
[MUSIC]
732
00:37:53,890 --> 00:37:55,550
- Sorry about the sheet.
733
00:37:55,560 --> 00:37:59,030
I'm just a little shy
around new people.
734
00:38:00,460 --> 00:38:03,030
I hope you will understand
735
00:38:03,030 --> 00:38:04,860
and not kill me.
736
00:38:05,670 --> 00:38:06,830
Um...
737
00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:12,440
How about that.
738
00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:13,510
Yeah.
739
00:38:16,040 --> 00:38:17,310
Better?
740
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:19,510
Okay.
741
00:38:20,580 --> 00:38:21,980
(clears throat)
742
00:38:36,330 --> 00:38:37,800
- [Dan] Mom, you
can't pay for them.
743
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:39,370
They're $3,000.
744
00:38:39,370 --> 00:38:40,600
- [Mom] A year?
745
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:41,600
- A month.
746
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:43,070
- [Mom] That's bullshit.
747
00:38:43,070 --> 00:38:45,710
Look, I don't want you
to worry about this, okay?
748
00:38:45,710 --> 00:38:47,070
I never should have
brought it up.
749
00:38:47,670 --> 00:38:49,840
Besides, I can take a little
break from the drugs
750
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:51,580
for like two weeks, and
751
00:38:51,580 --> 00:38:53,510
believe me, I could,
I could use a break.
752
00:38:53,510 --> 00:38:57,080
It's perfectly safe,
I can assure you.
753
00:38:57,090 --> 00:38:58,620
- Hi Mrs. Schauble!
754
00:38:58,620 --> 00:39:01,390
- Okay.
- [Mom] Say hi to Paula.
755
00:39:01,390 --> 00:39:03,920
- [Mom] Bye honey.
- Talk to you soon.
756
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:06,730
- That'll be nice.
757
00:39:07,060 --> 00:39:08,860
You get to take a little
break from the pills.
758
00:39:08,860 --> 00:39:11,060
- (sighs) Are you crazy?
759
00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:11,960
(laughs)
760
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:13,530
I can't go off meds.
761
00:39:13,530 --> 00:39:16,000
I could go resistant
to something.
762
00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:17,540
I don't have a lot of
treatment options anymore.
763
00:39:17,540 --> 00:39:19,140
It's salvage therapy or bust.
764
00:39:19,140 --> 00:39:22,440
- I can't believe Dan Shauble
lied to his mother.
765
00:39:22,440 --> 00:39:24,040
- Believe me, it's
for her own good.
766
00:39:24,050 --> 00:39:25,640
- So what are you gonna do?
767
00:39:25,650 --> 00:39:28,150
- I guess I'll just keep going
down to the pharmacy
768
00:39:28,150 --> 00:39:29,620
until someone makes a mistake.
769
00:39:29,620 --> 00:39:31,420
- That doesn't sound like
a very good plan.
770
00:39:31,420 --> 00:39:33,450
- It's actually not
a horrible plan.
771
00:39:33,450 --> 00:39:35,550
They do make a lot of
mistakes down there.
772
00:39:36,760 --> 00:39:38,690
They hardly ever check my card
773
00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:41,160
until recently, of course.
774
00:39:42,430 --> 00:39:43,830
I'll figure something out.
775
00:39:44,800 --> 00:39:45,830
- Dan.
776
00:39:46,730 --> 00:39:48,500
- Virginia says hi.
777
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,400
- What are you gonna do?
778
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:56,810
- Medical card please.
779
00:39:57,610 --> 00:39:59,510
- Of course, yes,
that's the whole
780
00:39:59,510 --> 00:40:02,550
- Gotta run the numbers
through the system.
781
00:40:02,550 --> 00:40:03,850
- Here she is.
782
00:40:04,950 --> 00:40:05,990
[PHONE RINGING]
783
00:40:05,990 --> 00:40:07,520
- Paul?
784
00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:09,960
[PHONE RINGING]
785
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,460
Can you get that?
786
00:40:14,660 --> 00:40:15,730
Paul?
787
00:40:17,800 --> 00:40:20,600
- Okay. Thanks.
- (scoffs)
788
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:24,200
- Hi. (chuckles)
789
00:40:25,010 --> 00:40:27,040
I'm sorry about all this.
790
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:34,510
[MUSIC]
791
00:40:41,890 --> 00:40:45,220
[SLOW MOTION GROWLING]
792
00:41:00,480 --> 00:41:02,880
- Yes, uh, I hope so.
793
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,480
Uh, sh, she went to
answer the phone I think.
794
00:41:05,480 --> 00:41:10,550
Dan Schauble is the name.
S-C-H-A-U-B-L-E, Schauble.
795
00:41:11,220 --> 00:41:12,220
- That was easy.
796
00:41:12,550 --> 00:41:13,220
Dan Schauble,
797
00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:14,050
here you are right here.
798
00:41:14,060 --> 00:41:16,620
- Let's just make sure we
didn't leave anything out.
799
00:41:16,620 --> 00:41:17,920
- Oh, I'm sure you didn't.
800
00:41:18,590 --> 00:41:20,490
- (humming)
801
00:41:21,830 --> 00:41:23,630
Lucky number seven, all there.
802
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:26,230
Uh, make sure you take
this on an empty stomach.
803
00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:28,870
- Uh, uh, if you have
to eat something
804
00:41:28,870 --> 00:41:31,670
a piece of fruit or
uh, anything that has
805
00:41:31,670 --> 00:41:35,640
Fatty foods will block it from
being absorbed into your system.
806
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:36,880
- Not gonna do it,
not gonna eat anything.
807
00:41:36,880 --> 00:41:37,840
- (laughs)
808
00:41:39,550 --> 00:41:40,510
- There you go.
- Thank you so much.
809
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,280
- You're welcome.
810
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,820
- Sir!
811
00:41:42,820 --> 00:41:45,780
I'm gonna have to run those
numbers through the system.
812
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,750
I'm going to have to
have to take your order
813
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:50,290
until we get approval.
814
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,900
Thank you.
815
00:41:58,570 --> 00:41:59,730
[DIAL TONE]
816
00:41:59,730 --> 00:42:02,170
[PHONE BEEPING]
817
00:42:05,910 --> 00:42:08,710
- [Automated voice] Please hold
while we access the information.
818
00:42:08,710 --> 00:42:10,040
[MUSIC]
819
00:42:10,040 --> 00:42:12,040
Client ID is not valid.
820
00:42:12,050 --> 00:42:14,180
[WATCH BEEPING]
821
00:42:18,080 --> 00:42:20,650
- Excuse me, uh, do
you guys have a bathroom?
822
00:42:21,720 --> 00:42:22,660
Okay.
823
00:42:27,830 --> 00:42:31,100
It is not a good idea to
bother a dog when it's eating.
824
00:42:31,100 --> 00:42:32,570
[KNOCKING]
825
00:42:33,900 --> 00:42:35,570
[DOOR HANDLE JIGGLES]
826
00:42:35,870 --> 00:42:37,800
Someone is in here.
827
00:42:37,810 --> 00:42:40,270
A similar rule applies
when people with AIDS are
828
00:42:40,270 --> 00:42:41,340
taking their pills.
829
00:42:41,340 --> 00:42:42,340
[KNOCKING]
830
00:42:42,340 --> 00:42:44,340
Someone is in here!
831
00:42:59,590 --> 00:43:06,230
[PHONE TRILLING]
832
00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:08,300
[PHONE RINGING]
833
00:43:08,300 --> 00:43:09,340
- Medical assistance.
834
00:43:09,340 --> 00:43:12,710
I was supposed to send in
my bank statement,
835
00:43:12,710 --> 00:43:16,780
and I was just wondering if
I could fax that over to you?
836
00:43:16,780 --> 00:43:19,980
- Uh, no sir. I'm sorry.
We must see the original.
837
00:43:20,650 --> 00:43:21,780
- [Dan] Okay, thanks.
838
00:43:22,020 --> 00:43:23,320
- Uh, yeah.
839
00:43:26,090 --> 00:43:29,760
[MUSIC]
840
00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:43,700
- Hey, you want coffee?
841
00:43:44,040 --> 00:43:44,870
- No thanks.
842
00:43:44,870 --> 00:43:46,970
[MUSIC]
843
00:44:16,270 --> 00:44:19,070
[PENCIL TAPPING]
844
00:44:25,980 --> 00:44:28,050
[ROOSTER CROWS]
845
00:44:28,450 --> 00:44:29,250
[KNOCKING]
846
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:30,720
- Bob.
847
00:44:31,790 --> 00:44:34,790
- Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
848
00:44:34,790 --> 00:44:39,020
(sighs) I got a big
charlie horse here, man.
849
00:44:39,030 --> 00:44:40,330
A lack of potassium.
850
00:44:40,330 --> 00:44:42,860
You scared the living
shit out of me.
851
00:44:42,860 --> 00:44:43,830
- [Bob] Huh?
852
00:44:43,830 --> 00:44:45,430
This banana should do the trick.
853
00:44:45,430 --> 00:44:47,230
- [Dan] Yeah, because that's
exactly how bananas work.
854
00:44:47,230 --> 00:44:49,270
They're like heroin,
you take one bite and then
855
00:44:49,270 --> 00:44:51,240
all the potassium that you
need shoots directly
856
00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:52,340
into your bloodstream.
857
00:44:52,340 --> 00:44:54,140
- Thanks for the info, doctor.
858
00:44:54,140 --> 00:44:56,380
- Why don't you just
come and stay with us?
859
00:44:56,380 --> 00:44:57,340
- (sighs)
860
00:44:58,110 --> 00:45:00,150
This is better for me, honestly.
861
00:45:00,780 --> 00:45:02,820
And I've been
around a long time.
862
00:45:02,820 --> 00:45:04,820
I can take care of myself.
863
00:45:04,820 --> 00:45:06,150
- (scoffs) Yeah, I can see that.
864
00:45:06,150 --> 00:45:07,250
This is, uh,
865
00:45:08,460 --> 00:45:10,360
this is self-preservation 101.
866
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:13,160
Standing offer, okay?
867
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:14,830
My door's always open.
868
00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,100
(sighs)
869
00:45:20,730 --> 00:45:23,340
- I never thought I'd end up
in my golden years like this.
870
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,510
- Yeah, well I never thought my
golden years would be my 40s.
871
00:45:27,510 --> 00:45:28,510
- Don't be morbid.
872
00:45:28,510 --> 00:45:32,480
There is a very good chance
that you will outlive me.
873
00:45:32,480 --> 00:45:34,750
- I don't want to hear
about it, okay?
874
00:45:35,150 --> 00:45:36,280
- Okay, I'm sorry.
875
00:45:36,280 --> 00:45:38,020
- You, you, you should be sorry.
876
00:45:38,020 --> 00:45:41,320
This is my time to be
miserable, not yours.
877
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,160
- I can be miserable
just as good as you can.
878
00:45:44,160 --> 00:45:46,230
- Yeah, in your dreams.
879
00:45:54,100 --> 00:45:55,200
- Do you want me to call her?
880
00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:58,000
- Don't you dare.
881
00:46:00,170 --> 00:46:01,940
- Okay. I won't.
882
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:06,380
- Good.
- (chuckles)
883
00:46:07,510 --> 00:46:09,920
[ELEVATOR BELL
DINGING]
884
00:46:14,050 --> 00:46:17,460
- (sobbing)
885
00:46:23,360 --> 00:46:25,200
[PRESSING BUTTON URGENTLY]
886
00:46:34,410 --> 00:46:37,140
- Okay, is it buzzing right now,
or is it making like
887
00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:40,150
a whistling noise, like a
(blows air/slight whistle)
888
00:46:40,150 --> 00:46:43,950
Okay. Okay, try that.
Call me back later.
889
00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:45,150
Okay, bye.
890
00:46:46,350 --> 00:46:47,290
Hello.
891
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:49,350
- Me?
892
00:46:49,920 --> 00:46:50,920
- Yeah.
893
00:46:50,930 --> 00:46:55,390
I have a, a 1:00 appointment
with Dr. Denny.
894
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:58,060
- All right. Let me see.
895
00:46:59,570 --> 00:47:01,930
You are Daniel--
896
00:47:01,940 --> 00:47:04,170
Daniel? Dan? Okay.
897
00:47:04,570 --> 00:47:09,610
Oh, Dan, it looks like
you've got a $47 past due.
898
00:47:09,610 --> 00:47:11,380
- Can I send you a check?
899
00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:15,080
[MUSIC]
900
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,540
- Hello, Daniel.
901
00:47:40,370 --> 00:47:42,610
- Hi doc, how, how are,
how are you?
902
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:45,310
- Fine. Uh, any complaints?
903
00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:46,610
- No, sir.
904
00:47:46,610 --> 00:47:49,350
Not of the medical
variety, anyway.
905
00:47:49,350 --> 00:47:51,250
- And, uh, what about that skin?
906
00:47:52,190 --> 00:47:53,890
- Good. Normal.
907
00:47:54,150 --> 00:47:55,150
It's good.
908
00:47:55,460 --> 00:47:57,460
[PAPERS SHUFFLING]
909
00:47:59,460 --> 00:48:00,890
You have a dog, huh?
910
00:48:01,460 --> 00:48:03,030
- No, I don't.
911
00:48:04,200 --> 00:48:05,230
- All right.
912
00:48:05,230 --> 00:48:07,270
- Everything looks okay.
913
00:48:07,900 --> 00:48:10,140
Just keep doing what
you're doing and, uh,
914
00:48:10,140 --> 00:48:11,440
we'll see you in two months.
915
00:48:14,240 --> 00:48:15,270
- Okay, thank you.
916
00:48:16,910 --> 00:48:19,240
[OFFICE PHONE
RINGING]
917
00:48:20,410 --> 00:48:24,380
[MUSIC]
918
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:37,360
Excuse me.
919
00:48:39,130 --> 00:48:40,330
I saw you.
920
00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:46,670
Okay.
921
00:48:46,670 --> 00:48:47,710
(clears throat)
922
00:48:48,470 --> 00:48:52,410
[MUSIC]
923
00:49:21,340 --> 00:49:22,640
- [Man] Don't fucking move.
- [Dan] Okay.
924
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:26,750
- [Mugger] (stuttering) I w- I
will kill you. Come on! Come on!
925
00:49:26,750 --> 00:49:29,250
[METALLIC THUD]
926
00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:30,480
- (grunts)
927
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:33,020
Ow, fuck.
928
00:49:33,550 --> 00:49:34,550
Ow!
929
00:49:34,560 --> 00:49:37,020
Hey, you're supposed
to hit me first
930
00:49:37,020 --> 00:49:39,420
not after I give
you all my money!
931
00:49:39,430 --> 00:49:41,030
You moron!
932
00:49:42,260 --> 00:49:43,200
Ugh.
933
00:49:44,530 --> 00:49:46,130
(sighs)
934
00:49:48,740 --> 00:49:51,570
[MUSIC]
And as I lay there bleeding,
935
00:49:51,570 --> 00:49:53,170
looking at the vast
936
00:49:53,170 --> 00:49:55,270
dark of the night sky,
937
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,580
I'm thinking,
938
00:49:56,580 --> 00:50:01,010
I just don't take enough time
to appreciate nature.
939
00:50:02,350 --> 00:50:04,120
Look at that thing.
940
00:50:06,020 --> 00:50:07,050
It's beautiful.
941
00:50:14,130 --> 00:50:15,630
- So, um...
942
00:50:17,030 --> 00:50:18,330
What do you do?
943
00:50:18,730 --> 00:50:20,030
- I'm a ranger.
944
00:50:22,470 --> 00:50:23,440
- Really?
945
00:50:24,540 --> 00:50:27,040
That's neat! What, what
946
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:28,710
what does a ranger do?
(laughs)
947
00:50:29,180 --> 00:50:31,110
- Well, it's a lot
of responsibility.
948
00:50:31,110 --> 00:50:32,410
[MUSIC]
949
00:50:32,410 --> 00:50:34,080
But it's very fulfilling.
950
00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,480
What I've always wanted to do.
I love nature.
951
00:50:45,590 --> 00:50:47,590
- So, um...
952
00:50:48,490 --> 00:50:50,300
Do y-- hm...
953
00:50:51,430 --> 00:50:52,500
Ah, okay.
954
00:50:52,500 --> 00:50:53,500
(laughs)
955
00:50:54,570 --> 00:50:55,830
Here we go.
956
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:58,200
Spinach.
957
00:50:59,070 --> 00:51:00,170
I love spinach.
958
00:51:00,170 --> 00:51:01,410
- You know, so do I.
959
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:03,640
Something we have in common.
960
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,240
- (laughs nervously)
961
00:51:05,250 --> 00:51:06,310
Very well done.
962
00:51:06,310 --> 00:51:07,580
Terrific order.
963
00:51:09,750 --> 00:51:11,120
Mm.
964
00:51:13,820 --> 00:51:15,150
This is really good.
965
00:51:15,620 --> 00:51:16,620
- And good for you.
966
00:51:17,190 --> 00:51:19,620
- And good for you.
(chuckles)
967
00:51:20,430 --> 00:51:21,490
Most importantly.
968
00:51:24,360 --> 00:51:26,230
These, um...
969
00:51:26,230 --> 00:51:27,630
These olives are unusual.
970
00:51:28,730 --> 00:51:30,200
- What olives?
971
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:36,410
- What kind of sick fuck
puts bacon in spinach salad?
972
00:51:36,410 --> 00:51:39,540
- Okay, if we could
just move past
973
00:51:39,550 --> 00:51:41,410
the bacon portion
of the evening,
974
00:51:41,420 --> 00:51:42,880
how, how was the
rest of the date?
975
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:44,320
- Oh that was it.
976
00:51:44,680 --> 00:51:46,750
He knew I was a strict
vegetarian, I told him,
977
00:51:46,750 --> 00:51:48,190
we talked about
it for five minutes,
978
00:51:48,190 --> 00:51:49,860
but the fucking ranger
just sat there
979
00:51:49,860 --> 00:51:52,490
and watched me eat
little hog bits.
980
00:51:52,490 --> 00:51:57,430
I mean, aren't rangers supposed
to look out for people?
981
00:51:57,430 --> 00:51:58,630
Isn't that their job?
982
00:51:58,630 --> 00:52:01,500
To, to, to protect people?
983
00:52:02,340 --> 00:52:04,170
I'm through, I really am,
984
00:52:04,170 --> 00:52:06,170
I am so sick of it.
985
00:52:06,170 --> 00:52:07,670
Ugh, I give up.
986
00:52:08,170 --> 00:52:11,680
Why am I always
looking for relationships?
987
00:52:11,680 --> 00:52:13,480
Relationships are crap!
988
00:52:14,480 --> 00:52:16,310
I don't need a man.
989
00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:20,250
I really do. I'd like that.
990
00:52:20,250 --> 00:52:23,420
- Don-- hey, don't.
Leave it alone!
991
00:52:23,420 --> 00:52:24,660
It's gonna get infected.
992
00:52:25,490 --> 00:52:26,890
- So weird. It's like,
993
00:52:26,890 --> 00:52:28,430
it's like numb.
Shouldn't it hurt?
994
00:52:28,430 --> 00:52:29,590
It should sting
or something.
995
00:52:29,600 --> 00:52:30,630
- It's normal.
996
00:52:30,930 --> 00:52:32,360
Don't touch it.
997
00:52:32,370 --> 00:52:34,270
- I feel a migraine coming on.
998
00:52:36,440 --> 00:52:37,840
Do you have any coffee?
999
00:52:38,470 --> 00:52:40,310
- You need to cut back.
1000
00:52:43,710 --> 00:52:45,240
- Oh God.
1001
00:52:45,950 --> 00:52:46,880
(sniffs)
1002
00:52:47,350 --> 00:52:49,950
You see? Caffeine.
1003
00:52:49,950 --> 00:52:52,220
Just immediately keeps
my headaches in check.
1004
00:52:52,220 --> 00:52:53,950
- It's time
1005
00:52:53,950 --> 00:52:55,820
for us to take control.
1006
00:52:55,820 --> 00:52:57,320
- Yes.
(slams fist)
1007
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:58,260
- (slams fist)
1008
00:52:59,290 --> 00:53:00,260
- What are you talking about?
1009
00:53:00,260 --> 00:53:02,760
- Learn how to defend ourselves!
Take control!
1010
00:53:03,330 --> 00:53:04,360
- Oh, I don't know.
1011
00:53:05,300 --> 00:53:07,770
I, I appreciate a
good challenge.
1012
00:53:07,770 --> 00:53:10,200
And having little to no control
is way more challenging,
1013
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,570
- I am not going
to be unprepared
1014
00:53:12,570 --> 00:53:14,470
if somebody decides to mug me.
1015
00:53:14,470 --> 00:53:19,480
I'm gonna learn how
to protect myself.
1016
00:53:21,280 --> 00:53:23,550
I'm tired of being scared.
1017
00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:25,480
- This is good. I
like this for you.
1018
00:53:25,490 --> 00:53:27,320
You should learn
how to protect yourself.
1019
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:30,390
- Meanwhile, I think maybe
I'll go to the zoo.
1020
00:53:34,630 --> 00:53:37,660
- (muffled) All right everybody
so here's what's gonna happen:
1021
00:53:37,660 --> 00:53:40,470
I'm gonna grab you
and then you hit
1022
00:53:40,470 --> 00:53:42,570
you hit, you hit
1023
00:53:42,570 --> 00:53:45,740
arms and elbows and everything
that we discussed,
1024
00:53:45,740 --> 00:53:48,910
You're first. Don't hold back.
1025
00:53:49,610 --> 00:53:50,880
(growling)
1026
00:53:50,880 --> 00:53:52,940
- No, no!
1027
00:53:52,950 --> 00:53:54,880
No, no,
1028
00:53:54,880 --> 00:53:57,420
no, no!
1029
00:53:59,250 --> 00:54:01,920
[CLAPPING]
1030
00:54:01,920 --> 00:54:03,660
- (growls)
- No!
1031
00:54:03,660 --> 00:54:05,560
No, no!
1032
00:54:07,890 --> 00:54:08,860
No!
1033
00:54:12,630 --> 00:54:14,870
[CLAPPING]
1034
00:54:17,300 --> 00:54:20,370
[TROLLEY HORN TOOTS]
1035
00:54:20,870 --> 00:54:23,880
[MUSIC]
1036
00:54:27,810 --> 00:54:28,780
- Hi there.
1037
00:54:41,860 --> 00:54:43,300
[LLAMA CALL]
1038
00:54:43,300 --> 00:54:46,560
I give up. You win.
1039
00:54:48,070 --> 00:54:50,770
- We have nothing to fear
1040
00:54:50,770 --> 00:54:52,370
but fear itself.
1041
00:54:53,870 --> 00:54:54,840
- FDR.
1042
00:54:54,840 --> 00:54:57,380
That's, that's good.
1043
00:54:59,810 --> 00:55:01,580
- Don't be scared.
1044
00:55:01,580 --> 00:55:03,050
- I'm not scared.
1045
00:55:03,050 --> 00:55:04,580
[LION ROARS]
1046
00:55:05,580 --> 00:55:06,850
Are you scared?
1047
00:55:06,850 --> 00:55:08,590
- Don't be scared.
1048
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,420
(echoing) We all die someday.
1049
00:55:15,490 --> 00:55:18,030
[MONKEYS SCREECH]
1050
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:26,940
[MUSIC]
1051
00:55:34,480 --> 00:55:37,020
[WATCH BEEPING]
1052
00:55:52,130 --> 00:55:56,770
[PHONE RINGING]
1053
00:56:07,650 --> 00:56:08,680
- Hello?
1054
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,420
- [Man] Dan Schauble please?
1055
00:56:11,820 --> 00:56:17,420
and I'm calling from the
benefits of life company.
1056
00:56:17,420 --> 00:56:19,020
We are a company that believes
1057
00:56:19,030 --> 00:56:20,930
there are times when
we all need help
1058
00:56:20,930 --> 00:56:22,930
managing our lives.
1059
00:56:22,930 --> 00:56:25,700
Add the complexities of living
with a life-threatening illness
1060
00:56:25,700 --> 00:56:27,670
like yours, Mr.
Schauble, and I'm sure
1061
00:56:27,670 --> 00:56:29,100
life can at times
1062
00:56:29,100 --> 00:56:31,170
seem out of control.
1063
00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:33,840
Uh, my job is to assist
you in obtaining immediate
1064
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,440
financial relief.
1065
00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:38,040
I'd like to help you
reduce your stress level.
1066
00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:41,150
for your life
insurance policy.
1067
00:56:41,810 --> 00:56:42,880
We are--
[SNAPS]
1068
00:56:43,720 --> 00:56:45,080
- (sighs)
1069
00:56:49,790 --> 00:56:50,760
- [Automated voice]
Please hold while we
1070
00:56:50,760 --> 00:56:53,020
access the information.
1071
00:56:53,030 --> 00:56:53,960
[DOOR CHIMES]
1072
00:56:53,960 --> 00:56:56,590
Client ID is not valid.
1073
00:57:15,780 --> 00:57:17,480
- There's a new moon tonight.
1074
00:57:20,950 --> 00:57:22,550
- Oh boy.
1075
00:57:25,830 --> 00:57:27,530
- Hello.
- Hi.
1076
00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:30,030
(laughs)
1077
00:57:30,030 --> 00:57:31,800
- Thanks for
the paper people.
1078
00:57:32,970 --> 00:57:36,770
If I'd had some scissors they
would've been way better.
1079
00:57:36,770 --> 00:57:38,900
- I'm Dan. It's nice--
- Hi Dan.
1080
00:57:38,910 --> 00:57:40,140
- (laughs) Nice to meet you.
1081
00:57:40,140 --> 00:57:42,040
- What did you do to your eye?
1082
00:57:42,810 --> 00:57:43,910
- Oh.
1083
00:57:43,910 --> 00:57:45,480
Well that's a fun story.
1084
00:57:45,480 --> 00:57:47,650
Uh, I was mugged a
couple nights ago.
1085
00:57:47,650 --> 00:57:49,680
- Wow.
- Not too far from here.
1086
00:57:49,680 --> 00:57:51,750
By a very unhappy man.
1087
00:57:51,750 --> 00:57:53,820
Who also had a crowbar.
1088
00:57:53,820 --> 00:57:56,050
- Wow. And you've,
you've come back.
1089
00:57:56,060 --> 00:57:58,060
You're just back here tonight.
1090
00:57:58,060 --> 00:57:59,260
For the second round.
1091
00:57:59,830 --> 00:58:00,860
Impressive.
1092
00:58:00,860 --> 00:58:04,230
- Well I happen to like
this park very much.
1093
00:58:05,130 --> 00:58:10,600
roommate/massage therapist
told me that I should come here.
1094
00:58:10,600 --> 00:58:13,000
And that I should
talk to the trees.
1095
00:58:13,010 --> 00:58:15,140
Because they have special powers
1096
00:58:15,140 --> 00:58:16,240
or something like that.
1097
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:18,810
And if I talk to them I can
1098
00:58:18,810 --> 00:58:20,250
absorb their energy.
1099
00:58:20,250 --> 00:58:23,210
She says that I should
be more spiritual and...
1100
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,120
(sigh-laughs)
1101
00:58:26,120 --> 00:58:28,820
I'm just vomiting way too
much information right now
1102
00:58:28,820 --> 00:58:29,750
aren't I?
1103
00:58:31,560 --> 00:58:32,560
(laughs) I'm sorry.
1104
00:58:32,560 --> 00:58:34,060
- No, no, no it's interesting.
1105
00:58:34,060 --> 00:58:36,230
That is actually,
genuinely interesting.
1106
00:58:36,230 --> 00:58:39,200
I, I want to know more.
1107
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:41,000
- Question 1:
- Mhm.
1108
00:58:41,970 --> 00:58:42,930
- Are they listening?
1109
00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:44,900
- (laughs) I don't know.
1110
00:58:44,910 --> 00:58:50,280
- I don't know, I haven't
made my opening statement.
1111
00:58:50,280 --> 00:58:53,080
I don't know if I'm supposed
to pick a single tree
1112
00:58:53,080 --> 00:58:55,250
or address them as a group.
1113
00:58:55,250 --> 00:58:58,020
Um, I should've asked
more questions.
1114
00:58:58,850 --> 00:59:01,650
I don't know maybe the whole
spirituality thing isn't for me.
1115
00:59:01,660 --> 00:59:04,060
- No! Don't give up!
1116
00:59:05,160 --> 00:59:06,320
Just start with a bush.
1117
00:59:06,330 --> 00:59:08,030
- (giggles-snorts)
1118
00:59:08,030 --> 00:59:09,290
Oh my God.
1119
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,160
- That was a very strange
1120
00:59:12,170 --> 00:59:13,870
laugh that I just made.
1121
00:59:13,870 --> 00:59:15,830
That's, that's nothing
like my real laugh.
1122
00:59:15,840 --> 00:59:16,870
- Give me your hand.
1123
00:59:17,700 --> 00:59:18,170
Give me your hand.
1124
00:59:18,170 --> 00:59:20,710
- I just want to see your palm.
1125
00:59:21,610 --> 00:59:22,610
- Oh dear.
1126
00:59:23,280 --> 00:59:24,180
- Look
1127
00:59:24,180 --> 00:59:25,980
See that? See those spirals?
1128
00:59:27,010 --> 00:59:27,950
- Uh, yeah.
1129
00:59:27,950 --> 00:59:28,810
- Yeah? You see them?
1130
00:59:28,820 --> 00:59:31,120
- Those spirals
show that actually
1131
00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:33,690
you are in very good shape.
1132
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:35,050
Spiritually.
1133
00:59:35,960 --> 00:59:36,990
Here you go.
1134
00:59:39,260 --> 00:59:41,860
Look, I've gotta
go. I have a, um
1135
00:59:41,860 --> 00:59:43,230
I have a dinner date.
1136
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:45,630
- Of course you do.
1137
00:59:45,630 --> 00:59:47,100
- It's with my sister.
1138
00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:50,300
She's, uh,
in town a couple days,
1139
00:59:50,300 --> 00:59:52,200
just wanted to see
Chinatown, so...
1140
00:59:52,210 --> 00:59:53,910
- I love chinese food.
1141
00:59:55,170 --> 00:59:57,340
- (both laugh)
1142
00:59:58,110 --> 00:59:59,880
Aargh. Maybe I'll, I'll
1143
00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,250
see you around sometime?
1144
01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:02,950
- Maybe you will.
1145
01:00:09,820 --> 01:00:13,020
- Yeah, I could do that.
Definitely wanna do that.
1146
01:00:14,360 --> 01:00:16,360
All right, your turn.
What do you do?
1147
01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:18,100
- I am a painter--
1148
01:00:19,030 --> 01:00:20,870
walls for a living, and then
1149
01:00:21,630 --> 01:00:23,270
not for a living, on canvas.
1150
01:00:23,270 --> 01:00:25,070
- Fascinating, I never
would've guessed that.
1151
01:00:25,070 --> 01:00:26,240
- No?
- (chuckles)
1152
01:00:26,240 --> 01:00:27,710
- Yeah, I've got bad aim.
1153
01:00:27,710 --> 01:00:31,910
- Well maybe I can see some
of your paintings sometime.
1154
01:00:31,910 --> 01:00:33,110
- Yeah, maybe.
1155
01:00:34,150 --> 01:00:36,080
What were you doing at
our doctor's office?
1156
01:00:36,680 --> 01:00:38,880
- Uh, I've been going there
1157
01:00:38,890 --> 01:00:40,080
for about two years.
1158
01:00:40,090 --> 01:00:40,920
- Oh.
1159
01:00:41,990 --> 01:00:46,120
- Oh, that was my fi- uh,
that was my second time.
1160
01:00:46,130 --> 01:00:48,960
They seem to know
what they're doing.
1161
01:00:48,960 --> 01:00:52,300
- Mm. And considering their
specialty, I'm assuming
1162
01:00:52,300 --> 01:00:53,300
you're positive?
1163
01:00:53,300 --> 01:00:55,870
[MUSIC]
1164
01:00:57,000 --> 01:00:57,970
- Are you?
1165
01:00:57,970 --> 01:00:58,670
- I am.
1166
01:00:58,670 --> 01:01:01,670
- I am positive. (chuckles)
1167
01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:03,880
- Well you assume correctly,
I, too, am positive.
1168
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:04,840
- How long?
1169
01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:08,710
- Uh, I think two years,
I'm not sure. Might be more.
1170
01:01:08,720 --> 01:01:09,780
Your turn.
1171
01:01:09,780 --> 01:01:12,750
- (laughs) To tell me how
long you've been positive.
1172
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,120
- It's a little personal,
don't you think?
1173
01:01:16,390 --> 01:01:17,890
- Fine.
1174
01:01:17,890 --> 01:01:18,890
Be that way.
1175
01:01:20,190 --> 01:01:23,030
You don't really strike
me as a bouncer.
1176
01:01:23,400 --> 01:01:25,930
I do a lot more than
just bounce there.
1177
01:01:25,930 --> 01:01:27,430
(clears throat)
I do many things.
1178
01:01:27,430 --> 01:01:31,170
Um, the owner Bob,
sort of, like,
1179
01:01:31,170 --> 01:01:32,040
family.
1180
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,110
- You been in any big fights?
1181
01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:38,740
- Uh, I've tried to
break up a few.
1182
01:01:38,750 --> 01:01:40,310
Uh, I'm not a
confrontational person,
1183
01:01:40,310 --> 01:01:43,450
so it generally doesn't
go well for me.
1184
01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,380
[GLASS BREAKING]
[JUKEBOX MUSIC]
1185
01:01:45,390 --> 01:01:46,920
(coughing)
1186
01:01:47,290 --> 01:01:49,720
[YELLING AND SCREAMING]
1187
01:01:49,720 --> 01:01:51,190
I do not-- (grunts)
1188
01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:55,960
I'm all right!
1189
01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:56,890
I'm okay.
1190
01:01:57,060 --> 01:01:58,330
God, this is a lovely street.
1191
01:01:58,330 --> 01:02:00,300
- Mm, it's nice, I like it.
1192
01:02:00,300 --> 01:02:02,000
Also, this is my house.
1193
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:04,370
- No way!
- Yeah.
1194
01:02:05,170 --> 01:02:06,940
- It's beautiful.
- Thank you.
1195
01:02:07,770 --> 01:02:09,110
Uh,
1196
01:02:09,110 --> 01:02:11,140
I'm gonna take you for
food tomorrow night.
1197
01:02:13,510 --> 01:02:15,080
- Y- yes, I acc--
1198
01:02:15,080 --> 01:02:16,250
Okay, I acc-- I accept that.
1199
01:02:16,250 --> 01:02:18,780
Do you have a pen or something
to write down my number?
1200
01:02:18,790 --> 01:02:19,820
- I have a pen.
1201
01:02:20,850 --> 01:02:22,020
- Wow.
- Pick a pen, any pen.
1202
01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:23,020
- Someone's a writer.
Is it you?
1203
01:02:23,020 --> 01:02:24,390
- (chuckles)
1204
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:25,790
Um. (clears throat)
1205
01:02:25,790 --> 01:02:27,460
Confession: I'm sort of
1206
01:02:27,460 --> 01:02:28,490
between
1207
01:02:29,430 --> 01:02:31,530
cell phones at the moment
1208
01:02:31,530 --> 01:02:33,460
so, um,
1209
01:02:33,470 --> 01:02:35,500
I'm gonna give you my
1210
01:02:35,500 --> 01:02:37,100
home number.
1211
01:02:37,100 --> 01:02:39,040
The old land line.
1212
01:02:39,040 --> 01:02:41,310
And um, you can call that.
1213
01:02:41,310 --> 01:02:43,470
And if I'm not there
just, just uh...
1214
01:02:44,340 --> 01:02:45,410
Just leave a message.
1215
01:02:45,410 --> 01:02:46,380
- Okay.
1216
01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:48,810
Well I will call you tomorrow.
1217
01:02:48,820 --> 01:02:50,450
And we can work out specifics.
1218
01:02:50,450 --> 01:02:51,520
- I love specifics.
1219
01:02:51,520 --> 01:02:53,250
- I love specifics, too.
1220
01:02:57,420 --> 01:02:58,390
(clears throat)
1221
01:02:59,190 --> 01:03:00,460
(whispers) All right then.
1222
01:03:04,100 --> 01:03:05,500
(sighs)
1223
01:03:06,170 --> 01:03:10,070
[MUSIC]
1224
01:03:25,020 --> 01:03:26,350
(sighs)
1225
01:03:36,830 --> 01:03:38,860
[MUSIC QUICKENS]
1226
01:04:21,410 --> 01:04:23,510
[DIAL TONE] YES!
1227
01:04:23,510 --> 01:04:24,580
Yes.
1228
01:04:28,410 --> 01:04:29,950
(sighs)
1229
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:33,420
[MUSIC]
1230
01:04:34,050 --> 01:04:34,890
[KNOCKING]
1231
01:04:36,390 --> 01:04:37,360
Hello, Bob.
1232
01:04:37,590 --> 01:04:38,620
- Danny.
1233
01:04:38,630 --> 01:04:40,360
- Don't get up. I just brought
1234
01:04:40,360 --> 01:04:42,430
you some donuts to
help pass the time.
1235
01:04:43,900 --> 01:04:44,930
- Jelly?
1236
01:04:45,100 --> 01:04:46,500
- Are there any other kind?
1237
01:04:46,500 --> 01:04:50,170
- Ah. You sure know how to
cheer up an old man, huh?
1238
01:04:50,170 --> 01:04:53,170
And now I was thinking
of making some decaf
1239
01:04:53,170 --> 01:04:54,340
would you like some?
1240
01:04:55,010 --> 01:04:57,280
- I should probably get
some sleep tonight,
1241
01:04:57,280 --> 01:04:59,380
because I
1242
01:05:01,510 --> 01:05:04,680
(sings) have a date tomorrow.
1243
01:05:05,380 --> 01:05:08,250
- (chuckles) Yeah,
about time.
1244
01:05:08,250 --> 01:05:09,950
Bring him by. I
want to meet him.
1245
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:12,390
- Only if you promise to
keep your hands to yourself.
1246
01:05:12,390 --> 01:05:14,330
It is a first date, after all.
1247
01:05:15,230 --> 01:05:16,530
Decaf or no?
1248
01:05:16,530 --> 01:05:18,000
- Eh, sure.
1249
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:31,380
So, one old man to another...
1250
01:05:35,050 --> 01:05:36,450
How do I get her back?
1251
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:38,080
- Whoa.
1252
01:05:39,650 --> 01:05:41,020
Did you actually--
1253
01:05:41,020 --> 01:05:42,620
You just asked me that?
1254
01:05:42,620 --> 01:05:44,320
- Yes, I'm asking you.
1255
01:05:45,120 --> 01:05:48,190
- Bob, this is good,
we're gonna talk about this,
1256
01:05:48,190 --> 01:05:50,630
this is good! Okay. Um.
1257
01:05:53,270 --> 01:05:54,630
Do you love her?
1258
01:05:56,440 --> 01:05:58,340
- Of course I love her!
1259
01:05:58,740 --> 01:06:00,400
What kind of question is that?
1260
01:06:00,410 --> 01:06:03,010
- Maybe it's the question
that she's asking herself.
1261
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,110
Think about how long
she's been married to you
1262
01:06:05,110 --> 01:06:06,610
and what an enormous
pain in the ass
1263
01:06:06,610 --> 01:06:10,180
- Think about how hard it
must be to be married to you-
1264
01:06:10,180 --> 01:06:13,480
- Well, you could start with
something very simple.
1265
01:06:14,690 --> 01:06:15,690
You say,
1266
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:18,190
'I'm sorry.'
1267
01:06:20,030 --> 01:06:22,490
- That'll never work.
- (laughs)
1268
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:26,200
(sighs)
1269
01:06:29,570 --> 01:06:31,040
Try it on me.
(sniffs)
1270
01:06:32,200 --> 01:06:33,200
- Try what?
1271
01:06:33,210 --> 01:06:35,310
- I want you to try apologizing.
1272
01:06:35,310 --> 01:06:37,710
- I want you to look me
in the eyes and say,
1273
01:06:37,710 --> 01:06:39,540
- Dot-
- 'I'm sorry.'
1274
01:06:39,550 --> 01:06:41,250
Or 'Dot, I love you.'
1275
01:06:41,250 --> 01:06:43,510
- Because I think at this point
either one will go a long way.
1276
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:45,120
- Dot, I love you!
1277
01:06:48,350 --> 01:06:49,450
- I love you too, Bob.
1278
01:06:50,490 --> 01:06:51,620
I've always loved you.
1279
01:06:52,560 --> 01:06:54,230
Since that first
night at the Filmore,
1280
01:06:54,230 --> 01:06:55,660
when you took me to see "Bebe."
1281
01:06:57,200 --> 01:06:57,800
- Way back then?
1282
01:06:57,800 --> 01:06:58,760
- Yeah.
1283
01:06:59,770 --> 01:07:00,630
- Wow.
1284
01:07:00,630 --> 01:07:03,170
- I'm gonna come
sit on your lap.
1285
01:07:03,170 --> 01:07:05,300
- I'm gonna come sit
on your lap right now.
1286
01:07:05,300 --> 01:07:06,200
[CHAIR SCOOCHES]
- Dan. Come on.
1287
01:07:06,210 --> 01:07:08,040
(both laugh)
1288
01:07:08,040 --> 01:07:09,410
[MUSIC]
- [Automated voice] Please hold
1289
01:07:09,410 --> 01:07:11,640
while we access
the information.
1290
01:07:13,110 --> 01:07:15,410
Client ID is not valid.
1291
01:07:16,310 --> 01:07:17,680
- I'm sorry.
1292
01:07:17,680 --> 01:07:20,580
I know it's, I know
it's not your fault.
1293
01:07:22,250 --> 01:07:24,260
- He's got a grenade!
[SCREAMING]
1294
01:07:24,660 --> 01:07:26,420
- I, I--
[SCREAM]
1295
01:07:28,060 --> 01:07:30,660
- [Automated voice]
Client ID is not valid.
1296
01:07:31,260 --> 01:07:34,470
- It's, it's not
your fault, um...
1297
01:07:34,470 --> 01:07:37,200
How about my migraine pills,
can I, I could just
1298
01:07:37,200 --> 01:07:38,600
pay with cash for those?
1299
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,740
- Of course!
1300
01:07:39,740 --> 01:07:42,170
That'll be $21 even.
1301
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,610
- Can I get half?
1302
01:07:58,190 --> 01:08:00,090
- [Mugger] Don't fuckin' move!
Give me your fuckin' money!
1303
01:08:00,290 --> 01:08:00,860
- [Paula] No!
1304
01:08:01,430 --> 01:08:02,530
[CLATTERS]
NO!
1305
01:08:02,530 --> 01:08:03,460
[THUD]
1306
01:08:04,430 --> 01:08:06,360
- (groans) Ugh.
1307
01:08:11,200 --> 01:08:13,440
[LOW TONE]
(grunts, gasps)
1308
01:08:14,870 --> 01:08:16,640
- You're lucky I'm nice.
1309
01:08:23,380 --> 01:08:27,380
- (heavy breathing)
1310
01:08:29,220 --> 01:08:32,520
[MUSIC]
1311
01:08:33,430 --> 01:08:35,330
So beautiful...
1312
01:08:42,470 --> 01:08:44,470
I'm okay, kid.
1313
01:08:48,670 --> 01:08:51,610
Thanks, thanks for your
concern, but go on home.
1314
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:58,520
Okay, you're creeping
me out now. Go away.
1315
01:08:59,420 --> 01:09:01,290
- Let this be a lesson to you.
1316
01:09:01,290 --> 01:09:02,750
Crime doesn't pay.
1317
01:09:04,320 --> 01:09:05,260
- Got it.
1318
01:09:05,260 --> 01:09:08,590
And what doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.
1319
01:09:08,590 --> 01:09:09,830
- Okay.
1320
01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:12,530
[SIREN]
1321
01:09:12,730 --> 01:09:13,500
[QUICK FOOTSTEPS]
1322
01:09:13,500 --> 01:09:15,270
[CATS YOWLING]
1323
01:09:15,270 --> 01:09:16,870
[DOGS BARKING]
1324
01:09:18,940 --> 01:09:21,370
- [Mike] I call this
one the Grim Peeper.
1325
01:09:24,740 --> 01:09:27,310
- It's horrible. I love it.
1326
01:09:27,310 --> 01:09:30,610
It's all, it's all great!
1327
01:09:30,620 --> 01:09:31,580
- Wait here.
1328
01:09:34,650 --> 01:09:37,350
- Sh-, should I be worried?
1329
01:09:38,190 --> 01:09:39,460
- (Mike laughs)
1330
01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:43,390
- [Dan] I guess if I'm being
honest, they're a touch darker
1331
01:09:43,400 --> 01:09:44,660
than I was expecting.
1332
01:09:44,660 --> 01:09:47,700
But uh, I really
do dig them, man.
1333
01:09:47,930 --> 01:09:49,430
Is that a meerkat?
1334
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:50,770
- [Mike] (from other room) Yep!
1335
01:09:51,700 --> 01:09:53,470
- I would, I would tell
you that I like them
1336
01:09:53,470 --> 01:09:55,870
even if I didn't
because that's a
1337
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:57,440
thing that I do.
1338
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,980
It's a problem for me but
1339
01:09:58,980 --> 01:10:01,380
the truth is, I really...
1340
01:10:01,380 --> 01:10:02,680
I'm just really impressed.
1341
01:10:02,680 --> 01:10:05,480
I mean, it's all really great.
1342
01:10:05,820 --> 01:10:08,850
- Well, I thought it
would appeal to you.
1343
01:10:17,360 --> 01:10:18,860
Oh, is, is that,
that's not something
1344
01:10:18,860 --> 01:10:19,960
that gentlemen do here,
1345
01:10:19,970 --> 01:10:21,900
go through other men's wallets?
1346
01:10:21,900 --> 01:10:24,340
- Sure, have at it.
1347
01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:25,540
I have nothing to hide.
1348
01:10:25,940 --> 01:10:26,870
- Good.
1349
01:10:27,470 --> 01:10:28,910
- (sighs)
1350
01:10:29,570 --> 01:10:30,510
- [Mike] Who's this?
1351
01:10:31,440 --> 01:10:33,710
- That is Kevin.
1352
01:10:34,480 --> 01:10:35,580
- An ex?
1353
01:10:35,580 --> 01:10:36,710
- An ex.
1354
01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:38,880
We were together for years.
1355
01:10:39,720 --> 01:10:41,290
And then he died.
1356
01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:45,420
- Sorry.
1357
01:10:45,420 --> 01:10:47,760
- Yeah, what can you do.
1358
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:48,730
(chuckles)
1359
01:10:49,560 --> 01:10:50,860
- Looks like a nice guy.
1360
01:10:50,860 --> 01:10:52,630
- Oh, he was a great guy.
1361
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:57,940
- You never answered
my question.
1362
01:10:57,940 --> 01:10:59,400
- You've asked me
many questions.
1363
01:10:59,410 --> 01:11:00,840
- How long
1364
01:11:00,840 --> 01:11:02,740
have you been positive?
1365
01:11:04,480 --> 01:11:05,480
- A long time.
1366
01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:07,040
- How long?
1367
01:11:07,050 --> 01:11:07,910
- Longer than you.
1368
01:11:07,910 --> 01:11:09,850
- Tell me. Just tell me.
1369
01:11:15,450 --> 01:11:16,750
- Okay.
1370
01:11:21,030 --> 01:11:22,660
Twenty-two years.
1371
01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:25,860
- Twenty-two years. Man.
1372
01:11:28,900 --> 01:11:29,800
Long time.
1373
01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:31,570
- Yeah.
1374
01:11:33,370 --> 01:11:34,740
- You ever been sick?
1375
01:11:36,370 --> 01:11:37,470
- No.
1376
01:11:38,480 --> 01:11:39,510
Not really.
1377
01:11:42,810 --> 01:11:44,320
Okay! Um,
1378
01:11:44,320 --> 01:11:46,950
I know that (sighs)
1379
01:11:46,950 --> 01:11:48,920
I know it's a little early
1380
01:11:48,920 --> 01:11:51,560
in the proceedings to be
playing favorites, but
1381
01:11:52,920 --> 01:11:54,090
he's my favorite.
1382
01:11:54,090 --> 01:11:55,530
I love trolls.
1383
01:11:55,530 --> 01:11:58,000
- Well thank, thank
you for that but,
1384
01:11:58,000 --> 01:11:59,660
that's not a troll.
1385
01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:01,000
That's a mini-miser.
1386
01:12:01,000 --> 01:12:06,100
- It was the number four best
selling toy in the UK, all-time.
1387
01:12:06,110 --> 01:12:07,340
Fact.
1388
01:12:07,340 --> 01:12:10,040
- That is, that's a mini-miser.
1389
01:12:29,090 --> 01:12:30,630
- Do you not know what that is?
1390
01:12:30,630 --> 01:12:31,860
- No.
- [Dan] Oh.
1391
01:12:31,860 --> 01:12:33,400
- What is this. What was that?
1392
01:12:33,400 --> 01:12:35,670
- Ah. That is a thing
1393
01:12:35,670 --> 01:12:37,600
that they used to
do back in the day.
1394
01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:40,000
First time it happened to me,
I was in New York at a club.
1395
01:12:40,770 --> 01:12:42,910
I was talking to this guy
and then another guy,
1396
01:12:42,910 --> 01:12:44,710
who I'd never met, came up
1397
01:12:44,710 --> 01:12:46,140
and drew a little
cross on my back.
1398
01:12:46,150 --> 01:12:50,110
and he was like "Yo, man.
I just had to warn you.
1399
01:12:50,120 --> 01:12:51,920
That guy you were talking to,
1400
01:12:53,450 --> 01:12:56,090
HIV pos."
(chuckles)
1401
01:12:57,960 --> 01:12:58,920
(sighs)
1402
01:12:59,760 --> 01:13:01,390
- That's insane.
1403
01:13:03,530 --> 01:13:05,600
- And then I was just super
paranoid, you know?
1404
01:13:05,600 --> 01:13:10,830
was walking behind the
person that I was talking to
1405
01:13:10,840 --> 01:13:12,600
which was a completely
irrational fear
1406
01:13:12,610 --> 01:13:15,140
because the only one who
knew I was positive was me.
1407
01:13:16,780 --> 01:13:17,840
Still.
1408
01:13:19,640 --> 01:13:22,150
- Look, let me show
you something.
1409
01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:25,420
- (gasps)
1410
01:13:25,420 --> 01:13:26,620
- [Mike] Yeah.
1411
01:13:27,050 --> 01:13:29,620
That's my original model.
1412
01:13:29,620 --> 01:13:31,760
- I like him very much.
- Yeah? Do you want him?
1413
01:13:31,760 --> 01:13:33,520
- Yes.
- You can have him.
1414
01:13:33,530 --> 01:13:34,930
He's yours.
1415
01:13:36,560 --> 01:13:37,690
(sighs)
1416
01:13:37,700 --> 01:13:39,600
- I shall have you.
- (chuckles)
1417
01:13:40,130 --> 01:13:42,030
- I used to have this
recurring dream
1418
01:13:42,030 --> 01:13:43,430
when I was a kid.
1419
01:13:43,770 --> 01:13:48,070
And inside the trunk, I would
keep all of my magic stuff,
1420
01:13:48,070 --> 01:13:49,770
because I was
very into magic.
1421
01:13:49,780 --> 01:13:50,770
- (breathes deeply)
1422
01:13:50,780 --> 01:13:51,940
- And in the nightmare,
1423
01:13:51,940 --> 01:13:54,510
this creepy little puppet man
1424
01:13:54,510 --> 01:13:56,750
would jump up on
the steamer trunk
1425
01:13:57,780 --> 01:14:00,480
But he wasn't a puppet
because there were no strings.
1426
01:14:00,490 --> 01:14:02,890
He could move all by himself.
1427
01:14:03,690 --> 01:14:05,490
And he'd stare at me.
1428
01:14:06,590 --> 01:14:09,790
And then, his face
would start bleeding.
1429
01:14:09,800 --> 01:14:11,760
Usually out of his
nose, but sometimes
1430
01:14:11,760 --> 01:14:14,600
it would be an ear or
one of his eye sockets.
1431
01:14:14,600 --> 01:14:16,770
And you could tell, like,
1432
01:14:17,700 --> 01:14:20,500
He liked bleeding from the face.
1433
01:14:21,040 --> 01:14:22,540
And then he would start humming.
1434
01:14:22,540 --> 01:14:24,140
- I...
1435
01:14:24,140 --> 01:14:25,840
I don't think I
want to hear this.
1436
01:14:25,850 --> 01:14:28,680
- And then, his face would
start bleeding more,
1437
01:14:28,680 --> 01:14:29,980
and more, and more.
1438
01:14:29,980 --> 01:14:31,720
And he's just staring me down,
1439
01:14:31,720 --> 01:14:34,550
blood gushing from all
of his facial orifices.
1440
01:14:34,950 --> 01:14:35,950
Humming.
1441
01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:38,490
And I had this dream
1442
01:14:38,860 --> 01:14:41,730
every night for a solid year
1443
01:14:41,730 --> 01:14:44,090
when I was like, 10 or 11.
(sniffs)
1444
01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:48,630
Do you wanna know
how I beat him?
1445
01:14:48,630 --> 01:14:49,900
I'll tell you.
1446
01:14:51,500 --> 01:14:52,870
I started thinking about
1447
01:14:52,870 --> 01:14:54,770
this creepy little dick
1448
01:14:55,940 --> 01:14:58,780
every night before
I went to bed.
1449
01:14:58,780 --> 01:15:01,650
I would just start cycling
through all of his
1450
01:15:01,650 --> 01:15:03,780
demonic antics in my brain
1451
01:15:03,780 --> 01:15:05,680
and the more and more
I thought about him,
1452
01:15:06,580 --> 01:15:08,790
the less and less scared I was.
1453
01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:13,090
And then one night,
1454
01:15:14,890 --> 01:15:17,060
(whispers) Pow. Nightmares just
1455
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:18,560
stopped.
1456
01:15:21,170 --> 01:15:23,770
And the young warlock
had defeated
1457
01:15:23,770 --> 01:15:26,270
the creepy little
1458
01:15:26,270 --> 01:15:28,540
faux puppet fucker.
1459
01:15:28,870 --> 01:15:30,140
(laughs softly)
1460
01:15:33,310 --> 01:15:34,750
The end.
1461
01:15:37,620 --> 01:15:41,050
[MUSIC]
1462
01:15:57,070 --> 01:15:58,740
- (sighs)
1463
01:17:04,970 --> 01:17:06,770
- I, I don't want to do this.
1464
01:17:07,210 --> 01:17:09,170
And why did you make
me wear this fuckin' suit?
1465
01:17:09,170 --> 01:17:10,640
- Because you look
like a truck driver
1466
01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:13,040
who'd been living in a
Mexican motel for a year.
1467
01:17:13,050 --> 01:17:16,350
Now just go ring the doorbell
and give her the flowers.
1468
01:17:16,350 --> 01:17:17,910
It's gonna be so easy.
1469
01:17:17,920 --> 01:17:19,750
- I feel like an ass, okay?
1470
01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:20,980
Come on, let's go.
1471
01:17:20,990 --> 01:17:22,650
- Stop being such a fag.
1472
01:17:22,660 --> 01:17:24,250
- (gasps)
- Yeah. I can say that.
1473
01:17:24,260 --> 01:17:26,390
Especially if the
situation calls for it.
1474
01:17:26,390 --> 01:17:30,030
Now open your door and
get out of this car.
1475
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:33,700
- (mocking) Yeah, shit.
1476
01:17:34,030 --> 01:17:36,170
- Yeah, shit...
1477
01:17:37,100 --> 01:17:39,140
- (mocking) My legs and my ass.
1478
01:17:39,140 --> 01:17:43,440
It's a journey just
getting out the f... car.
1479
01:17:47,450 --> 01:17:51,150
- Ooh, that's a
pretty suit, Bob!
1480
01:17:51,150 --> 01:17:52,350
- Suck it, Donnie!
1481
01:17:52,350 --> 01:17:55,690
- Oh, that hurts my feelings.
1482
01:17:55,690 --> 01:17:56,920
- (heavy breathing)
1483
01:17:56,920 --> 01:17:58,090
- Hey I'll see you over there
1484
01:17:58,090 --> 01:18:00,160
at that place next
week, eh, Bob?
1485
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,460
- [Bob] Yeah, I'll be there.
1486
01:18:02,030 --> 01:18:03,430
Say hi to Linda.
1487
01:18:16,840 --> 01:18:19,380
[MUSIC]
Are you shittin' me?
1488
01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:23,010
(heavy breathing)
1489
01:18:23,020 --> 01:18:24,480
[DOOR OPENING]
1490
01:18:31,120 --> 01:18:33,160
She wasn't home. Let's go.
1491
01:18:33,160 --> 01:18:36,890
'cause I'm pretty sure I just
saw her through the window.
1492
01:18:36,900 --> 01:18:43,000
- Who am I gonna disturb?
It's 3:00 in the afternoon.
1493
01:18:43,000 --> 01:18:46,200
- People are napping, okay?
They're nappingat 3:00 here.
1494
01:18:46,210 --> 01:18:47,240
Let's drive. Drive. Go.
1495
01:18:47,240 --> 01:18:48,470
- It's the neighborhood
nap time?
1496
01:18:48,470 --> 01:18:50,210
- Yes, it's the
neighborhood nap time.
1497
01:18:50,210 --> 01:18:51,980
[CAR ENGINE]
1498
01:19:06,760 --> 01:19:09,430
- Maybe you should date more
often. This place is spotless.
1499
01:19:09,430 --> 01:19:10,430
- (giggles)
1500
01:19:10,430 --> 01:19:14,330
I just have this extra
skip in my step.
1501
01:19:14,330 --> 01:19:15,870
- (blows)
- Hmm.
1502
01:19:19,040 --> 01:19:20,270
- (sighs)
1503
01:19:21,170 --> 01:19:23,070
I gotta tell ya, it's...
1504
01:19:26,140 --> 01:19:28,310
it's been, it's been
surprisingly refreshing
1505
01:19:28,310 --> 01:19:30,450
dating someone who's positive
1506
01:19:32,780 --> 01:19:34,250
You know after Kevin I just,
1507
01:19:34,250 --> 01:19:36,520
there was no way, you know,
I thought I would never
1508
01:19:36,520 --> 01:19:38,490
you know, want to go through...
1509
01:19:39,160 --> 01:19:41,120
Um...
[TAPPING MUG]
1510
01:19:42,160 --> 01:19:45,830
But it's just easier. In a
lot of ways, it's easier.
1511
01:19:46,430 --> 01:19:48,530
- Well, Snowball and I
are very happy for you.
1512
01:19:48,530 --> 01:19:51,970
- Thank you. Both of
you. And can I just say
1513
01:19:51,970 --> 01:19:54,340
I am delighted that
you two are getting
1514
01:19:54,340 --> 01:19:55,940
on so well.
1515
01:19:56,410 --> 01:19:59,140
- (cartoon voice) Uncle Dan,
I love my mom.
1516
01:19:59,140 --> 01:20:01,880
(normal tone) Aw,
thank you, sweetheart.
1517
01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:03,080
I love you, too.
1518
01:20:03,080 --> 01:20:05,880
(cartoon voice) Yes
I do! I love her.
1519
01:20:07,990 --> 01:20:09,450
We're very proud of you!
1520
01:20:10,450 --> 01:20:14,390
You're getting out there!
Good for you! (laughs)
1521
01:20:16,390 --> 01:20:19,260
But let's, let's
not give up on the
1522
01:20:19,260 --> 01:20:22,500
idea of a, of a real man, okay?
1523
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:25,100
Let's keep that ball in the air.
1524
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:27,440
Balls!
[MUSIC]
1525
01:20:27,440 --> 01:20:29,970
- (whispers) Don't
listen to him.
1526
01:20:29,980 --> 01:20:31,370
He doesn't mean it.
1527
01:20:33,010 --> 01:20:35,150
[PHONE RINGING]
1528
01:20:41,090 --> 01:20:45,320
- [Mike] Hi, uh, could
I speak to Dan, please?
1529
01:20:46,260 --> 01:20:48,290
- Well, um...
1530
01:20:48,890 --> 01:20:52,030
I guess that
depends. Who's this?
1531
01:20:52,030 --> 01:20:54,330
- [Mike] (laughs)
It's uh, it's Mike.
1532
01:20:54,330 --> 01:20:57,930
The only british person
likely to be calling you.
1533
01:20:57,940 --> 01:21:00,340
- (chuckles) Well
how's it goin'?
1534
01:21:00,340 --> 01:21:03,310
- (Mike) Yeah, good. Um,
good I think. I, I had a
1535
01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:05,010
really nice time last night.
1536
01:21:05,010 --> 01:21:07,180
- Ah, so did I. I can't
wait to do it again,
1537
01:21:07,180 --> 01:21:08,950
like, oh, I don't know...
1538
01:21:08,950 --> 01:21:10,350
Tonight?
1539
01:21:13,920 --> 01:21:15,290
Hello?
1540
01:21:15,290 --> 01:21:18,420
Is this thing on?
[TAPS PHONE]
1541
01:21:18,420 --> 01:21:21,060
- [Mike] Uh, I'm not, I'm
not really very good at this,
1542
01:21:21,060 --> 01:21:22,990
I'm just gonna come
out and say it.
1543
01:21:23,000 --> 01:21:27,400
- [Mike] I think it's
a bad idea, um,
1544
01:21:27,400 --> 01:21:29,430
for me to try and
date right now.
1545
01:21:30,330 --> 01:21:34,270
Um, I mean, I, I've just
1546
01:21:34,270 --> 01:21:35,570
(clears throat) I've been
going through a lot of stuff
1547
01:21:35,570 --> 01:21:39,640
and you seem really sweet
but um, I just, I can't date
1548
01:21:39,650 --> 01:21:41,680
right now, it's
hard to explain.
1549
01:21:43,050 --> 01:21:46,550
Sorry. I'm sorry. I don't, I
don't want to sound like a dick.
1550
01:21:46,550 --> 01:21:48,350
I just need to...
1551
01:21:49,550 --> 01:21:53,290
(sighs) It's just, 22 years
1552
01:21:53,290 --> 01:21:55,190
is a long time.
1553
01:21:55,190 --> 01:21:57,360
and um...
1554
01:21:57,960 --> 01:21:59,960
- (clears throat) No,
you're right, I get it.
1555
01:22:00,260 --> 01:22:01,530
I understand. Completely.
1556
01:22:01,530 --> 01:22:05,140
Um. (clicks tongue)
I'm gonna have to go.
1557
01:22:06,670 --> 01:22:09,040
Because something is
burning somewhere.
1558
01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:10,040
(laughs)
1559
01:22:11,180 --> 01:22:14,710
[MUSIC]
1560
01:22:35,500 --> 01:22:36,730
[PHONE RINGING]
1561
01:22:36,740 --> 01:22:39,740
- [On recording] Hi, this
is Dan. I'm not around.
1562
01:22:39,740 --> 01:22:41,100
Please leave a message.
1563
01:22:41,110 --> 01:22:43,510
[PHONE BEEP]
1564
01:22:43,510 --> 01:22:45,510
- [Dan's mom] Dan honey,
are you there?
1565
01:22:46,240 --> 01:22:48,510
I'm feeling a little dizzy
and my eye is all pink.
1566
01:22:48,510 --> 01:22:51,410
And there's a strange
looking guy on the porch.
1567
01:22:51,420 --> 01:22:53,120
Could you call me when you can?
1568
01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,190
- Mom, hello?
1569
01:22:55,650 --> 01:22:57,050
Mom, what's wrong?
1570
01:22:57,320 --> 01:22:58,520
- [Mom] I'm sorry, honey.
1571
01:22:58,520 --> 01:23:00,420
I just wanted you to pick up.
1572
01:23:00,430 --> 01:23:01,360
- Ugh.
1573
01:23:01,730 --> 01:23:03,560
Jesus Christ, that's,
1574
01:23:03,560 --> 01:23:05,530
(sighs) that's diabolical.
1575
01:23:05,530 --> 01:23:07,330
- [Mom] Paula tells me
you're depressed.
1576
01:23:07,330 --> 01:23:09,700
- Well, I'm fine.
1577
01:23:09,700 --> 01:23:11,500
- [Mom] What is it?
1578
01:23:12,440 --> 01:23:14,170
- (sighs) It's nothing.
1579
01:23:15,540 --> 01:23:16,710
Some guy,
1580
01:23:17,580 --> 01:23:19,710
okay? I, I hardly knew him.
1581
01:23:21,780 --> 01:23:24,010
I got rejected. (chuckles)
1582
01:23:24,780 --> 01:23:26,120
So...
1583
01:23:26,420 --> 01:23:28,050
(sighs) So that's it.
1584
01:23:28,050 --> 01:23:29,750
Okay? It's no big deal.
1585
01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:31,390
- [Mom] No big deal but
you locked yourself
1586
01:23:31,390 --> 01:23:33,490
in your apartment
for three days?
1587
01:23:33,490 --> 01:23:35,230
- Okay, it hasn't
been three days.
1588
01:23:35,230 --> 01:23:37,160
It's been a day
and I'm...
1589
01:23:37,160 --> 01:23:38,400
(inhales)
1590
01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,330
I'm better now.
1591
01:23:39,330 --> 01:23:40,600
You should...
1592
01:23:40,600 --> 01:23:43,530
You should see me,
I'm doing quite well.
1593
01:23:43,540 --> 01:23:45,300
- [Mom] Have you had coffee?
1594
01:23:45,770 --> 01:23:50,470
you decide to stop
drinking coffee?
1595
01:23:50,480 --> 01:23:51,740
Cold turkey?
1596
01:23:51,740 --> 01:23:53,340
Honey, you have an addiction.
1597
01:23:53,350 --> 01:23:54,640
You need to feed it.
1598
01:23:56,380 --> 01:23:57,380
I'll hang up if you promise
1599
01:23:57,380 --> 01:23:59,320
to go make some coffee.
1600
01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:01,080
- (exhales) Okay.
1601
01:24:01,450 --> 01:24:04,250
- [Mom] You can quit when
you're better in the head.
1602
01:24:04,260 --> 01:24:05,120
- Okay.
1603
01:24:05,120 --> 01:24:06,760
[MUSIC]
1604
01:24:06,760 --> 01:24:07,820
Ah.
1605
01:24:10,290 --> 01:24:12,360
(burps)
Ugh.
1606
01:24:14,270 --> 01:24:15,800
(sighs)
1607
01:24:18,300 --> 01:24:20,640
She's a very smart woman.
1608
01:24:24,580 --> 01:24:26,580
- [Woman on TV] I was heading
off to Chile for a trip once
1609
01:24:26,580 --> 01:24:28,610
when my then-young-daughter
asked me
1610
01:24:28,610 --> 01:24:30,710
'Mommy, is it chilly in Chile?'
1611
01:24:30,720 --> 01:24:32,250
(laughs) It can be.
1612
01:24:32,250 --> 01:24:34,420
While we may think of this
South American country
1613
01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:37,120
as a hot spot,
the Andes Mountains--
1614
01:24:37,120 --> 01:24:39,660
- [Man on TV] Take a look
at this little guy, a tiny
1615
01:24:39,660 --> 01:24:42,330
mouse lemur from Madagascar.
[WATCH BEEPING]
1616
01:24:42,330 --> 01:24:44,360
- [Woman] He is adorable!
I want one!
1617
01:24:44,360 --> 01:24:49,330
-- are one of the most
endangered on the planet.
1618
01:24:49,330 --> 01:24:53,700
- [Man] Sad, but very,
very true. (chuckles)
1619
01:24:53,710 --> 01:24:55,570
Good night, everybody.
1620
01:24:55,570 --> 01:24:59,310
[TV MUSIC]
1621
01:25:14,560 --> 01:25:15,830
- Ah.
1622
01:25:15,830 --> 01:25:17,330
- [On TV] Same to you, Jeff.
1623
01:25:17,330 --> 01:25:18,730
- When you get yourself
shot full of holes
1624
01:25:18,730 --> 01:25:20,800
- and all crippled up, why,
- (sniggers)
1625
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,570
- [Jeff] Come on over and sit
under my fig tree for a spell.
1626
01:25:22,570 --> 01:25:24,170
- [Billy] (chuckles) All right.
1627
01:25:25,470 --> 01:25:26,400
- [Jeff] Bye, Billy.
1628
01:25:26,800 --> 01:25:27,800
- [Billy] So long, Fuzzy.
1629
01:25:27,810 --> 01:25:30,740
You know where to find us if
you ever change your mind.
1630
01:25:30,740 --> 01:25:31,770
- [Jeff] Sure do.
1631
01:25:32,310 --> 01:25:34,240
[GUN FIGHT ON TV]
1632
01:25:42,820 --> 01:25:44,690
[WATCH BEEPING]
1633
01:25:44,690 --> 01:25:46,290
- (sniffs)
1634
01:25:47,390 --> 01:25:49,290
[TV CHATTER]
1635
01:26:21,460 --> 01:26:23,890
[WATCH BEEPING]
1636
01:26:32,300 --> 01:26:36,410
do not miss an dose. Do not
take more than one dose.
1637
01:26:38,840 --> 01:26:40,310
And if I do?
1638
01:26:43,310 --> 01:26:45,320
[PHONE DIALLING]
1639
01:26:46,750 --> 01:26:47,450
[PHONE TRILLING]
1640
01:26:47,450 --> 01:26:51,290
- [Automated voice] Pharmacy
hours are from 8:00 AM
1641
01:26:51,290 --> 01:26:54,620
Please call back
during business hours.
1642
01:26:54,630 --> 01:26:56,360
[MUSIC]
1643
01:26:56,360 --> 01:26:59,300
- Make sure you take this
one on an empty stomach.
1644
01:26:59,300 --> 01:27:01,930
Fatty foods will block it from
being absorbed into your system.
1645
01:27:12,240 --> 01:27:13,280
- Ugh!
1646
01:27:19,420 --> 01:27:20,320
[MICROWAVE DINGS]
1647
01:27:24,420 --> 01:27:25,320
Ah.
1648
01:27:27,360 --> 01:27:29,390
[WATCH BEEPING
AND GLITCHING]
1649
01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:32,830
[BEEPING WINDS DOWN]
1650
01:27:44,540 --> 01:27:45,480
[WATCH BEEPS]
1651
01:27:52,780 --> 01:27:55,550
(breathes heavily)
1652
01:27:57,990 --> 01:27:59,590
(sighs)
1653
01:28:02,660 --> 01:28:06,960
(breathes heavily)
1654
01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:09,970
- Are you all right?
1655
01:28:09,970 --> 01:28:10,830
You okay?
1656
01:28:11,640 --> 01:28:13,340
- I'm fine.
1657
01:28:13,340 --> 01:28:16,670
Sorry. I didn't
mean to wake you.
1658
01:28:18,980 --> 01:28:20,440
- [Paula] Should I be worried?
1659
01:28:23,310 --> 01:28:24,650
- Good night, Paula.
1660
01:28:26,750 --> 01:28:27,880
- [Paula] Good night.
1661
01:28:31,860 --> 01:28:33,690
- (sighs)
1662
01:28:33,690 --> 01:28:36,760
[MUSIC]
1663
01:28:58,020 --> 01:29:02,420
[MUSIC]
1664
01:29:55,070 --> 01:29:58,010
(sighs)
1665
01:30:14,690 --> 01:30:15,860
[PULSE]
(gasps)
1666
01:30:16,590 --> 01:30:18,660
Ow, what the...?
1667
01:30:21,030 --> 01:30:22,770
[PULSE]
(gasps) Ah--
1668
01:30:22,770 --> 01:30:25,470
Fuck is... Ah.
1669
01:30:25,470 --> 01:30:27,040
(exhales sharply)
1670
01:30:27,040 --> 01:30:28,140
Ooh.
1671
01:30:31,110 --> 01:30:34,180
(groaning)
1672
01:30:40,620 --> 01:30:43,020
[PHONE VIBRATING]
1673
01:30:43,990 --> 01:30:45,820
- [Dan] Hey!
1674
01:30:45,820 --> 01:30:46,790
Okay, there's
definitely something
1675
01:30:46,790 --> 01:30:47,860
wrong with me.
1676
01:30:47,860 --> 01:30:48,930
I'm in a great deal of pain.
1677
01:30:48,930 --> 01:30:52,030
think I need to go to
the emergency room.
1678
01:30:52,030 --> 01:30:53,230
- I'm calling an ambulance.
1679
01:30:53,230 --> 01:30:54,060
- No! No, no, no.
1680
01:30:54,070 --> 01:30:55,000
Don't be crazy.
1681
01:30:55,000 --> 01:30:57,200
Just, just come get me.
1682
01:30:57,200 --> 01:30:58,900
Please, please just come get me?
1683
01:31:02,140 --> 01:31:03,770
- We are two blocks
from the hospital.
1684
01:31:03,780 --> 01:31:08,180
- Just hang in there, Danny!
- Aargh! Shit!
1685
01:31:08,180 --> 01:31:10,510
- Aaah, red light, okay. Okay.
1686
01:31:10,520 --> 01:31:13,680
- Okay, we're almost
there. Keep breathing!
1687
01:31:13,690 --> 01:31:15,080
[VOICE ECHOES AND FADES]
1688
01:31:16,020 --> 01:31:17,020
- [Dan] Kevin?
1689
01:31:17,020 --> 01:31:20,790
- There's absolutely
nothing to be afraid of.
1690
01:31:24,160 --> 01:31:25,730
[PULSE]
- (grunts)
1691
01:31:29,230 --> 01:31:33,040
[HOSPITAL LOUDSPEAKER
CHATTER]
1692
01:31:33,570 --> 01:31:35,840
- We have nothing to fear
1693
01:31:35,840 --> 01:31:38,040
but fear itself.
1694
01:31:38,840 --> 01:31:40,110
[RIPPING]
(gasps)
1695
01:31:42,910 --> 01:31:45,620
(screams)
1696
01:31:46,220 --> 01:31:48,750
- [Man on TV] These are
flying off the shelves.
1697
01:31:48,750 --> 01:31:50,250
Commemorative 9/11
1698
01:31:50,260 --> 01:31:51,750
hunting knives.
1699
01:31:51,760 --> 01:31:54,190
The iconic twin towers
on these handles
1700
01:31:54,190 --> 01:31:56,160
are coated with a
fluid-resistant
1701
01:31:56,160 --> 01:31:57,960
sure grip resin.
1702
01:31:57,960 --> 01:31:59,760
Beautiful tribute weapon.
1703
01:31:59,760 --> 01:32:00,930
- [Dan] Thank you, doctor.
1704
01:32:00,930 --> 01:32:03,670
You can send my friends in.
I'll break the news.
1705
01:32:03,670 --> 01:32:05,770
You don't, you don't
have to do that.
1706
01:32:05,770 --> 01:32:07,600
- I'll give you some privacy.
- Thank you.
1707
01:32:08,270 --> 01:32:09,610
I'll miss you.
1708
01:32:10,110 --> 01:32:12,880
- Hey!
- Hey!
1709
01:32:12,880 --> 01:32:14,280
Look who's here!
1710
01:32:14,280 --> 01:32:16,080
- (chuckles)
1711
01:32:16,280 --> 01:32:17,810
- [Dan] Dot!
1712
01:32:18,820 --> 01:32:20,720
I did not expect to see you.
1713
01:32:20,720 --> 01:32:21,820
How are you?
1714
01:32:21,820 --> 01:32:23,850
- I'm okay. The big question is:
1715
01:32:23,860 --> 01:32:25,720
- How are you?
- Yeah, how are you?
1716
01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:28,320
- (sighs)
- [Paula] What is it?
1717
01:32:28,330 --> 01:32:29,330
What's wrong?
1718
01:32:29,330 --> 01:32:30,560
- (sniffs)
1719
01:32:30,560 --> 01:32:32,160
Look, you guys are my family.
1720
01:32:33,100 --> 01:32:34,600
I'm not gonna mince words.
1721
01:32:34,600 --> 01:32:36,570
We all knew this day would come.
1722
01:32:41,170 --> 01:32:42,240
I have a kidney stone.
1723
01:32:42,240 --> 01:32:44,840
- Oh, you ass!
- (laughs)
1724
01:32:44,840 --> 01:32:46,810
- [Paula] I thought
it was serious!
1725
01:32:46,810 --> 01:32:48,340
- It is very serious.
1726
01:32:48,350 --> 01:32:51,080
Do you have any idea how
much these things hurt?
1727
01:32:51,080 --> 01:32:53,780
- Yeah I, I had a
kidney stone once.
1728
01:32:53,790 --> 01:32:54,880
- You had a gall stone.
1729
01:32:54,890 --> 01:32:56,620
- Same thing.
1730
01:33:00,760 --> 01:33:01,860
Ah...
1731
01:33:01,860 --> 01:33:03,830
I'm sorry, you're right.
1732
01:33:04,800 --> 01:33:06,660
It was a gall stone.
1733
01:33:06,660 --> 01:33:09,230
- [Dan] Aw, it was a gall stone.
1734
01:33:10,370 --> 01:33:11,800
You guys should
get out of here.
1735
01:33:11,800 --> 01:33:14,670
I'm gonna be stuck for a
couple hours at least.
1736
01:33:14,670 --> 01:33:17,010
- I'll wait with him.
You both go ahead.
1737
01:33:17,010 --> 01:33:18,810
- Are you sure?
- Of course!
1738
01:33:18,810 --> 01:33:21,940
You're perfectly healthy.
It's poopy here. Go.
1739
01:33:21,950 --> 01:33:24,050
- We're all just glad
you're all right.
1740
01:33:25,980 --> 01:33:27,020
Yeah...
1741
01:33:27,750 --> 01:33:28,920
Ah, man.
1742
01:33:29,320 --> 01:33:30,090
(sniffs)
1743
01:33:30,090 --> 01:33:31,950
- That was adorable.
1744
01:33:33,390 --> 01:33:36,260
The only time I've
seen him cry was once,
1745
01:33:36,260 --> 01:33:39,030
during an extreme home makeover.
1746
01:33:40,730 --> 01:33:43,200
- (crying) Just glad
you're okay, man.
1747
01:33:43,200 --> 01:33:44,200
- Bob.
1748
01:33:44,200 --> 01:33:45,400
- Aw.
1749
01:33:48,010 --> 01:33:50,270
He's so sensitive.
1750
01:33:50,270 --> 01:33:53,110
I should've just married a lady.
1751
01:33:55,810 --> 01:33:57,280
- We gon' get out of here.
1752
01:33:59,220 --> 01:34:00,080
We'll see ya.
1753
01:34:00,080 --> 01:34:01,420
- Bye, Bob!
1754
01:34:02,020 --> 01:34:02,790
- Bye!
1755
01:34:02,790 --> 01:34:03,750
- [Bob] Bye bye.
1756
01:34:03,760 --> 01:34:05,050
(chuckles)
1757
01:34:06,390 --> 01:34:07,990
- Oh my god.
1758
01:34:07,990 --> 01:34:10,130
What did I miss? What happened?
1759
01:34:10,130 --> 01:34:14,060
- I think your stone brought
them back together.
1760
01:34:14,070 --> 01:34:15,970
- Well shit, I should've
thought of this
1761
01:34:15,970 --> 01:34:17,370
way sooner.
1762
01:34:19,340 --> 01:34:20,700
- How are you feeling?
1763
01:34:20,710 --> 01:34:23,370
- I have no idea.
I'm on morphine.
1764
01:34:23,370 --> 01:34:26,910
- (laughs) I'm so
glad you're okay.
1765
01:34:28,410 --> 01:34:29,950
Is there anything
else I can get you?
1766
01:34:30,780 --> 01:34:33,180
- No, I'm good. I'm so good.
1767
01:34:33,180 --> 01:34:36,990
- All right, let me know if
there's anything else.
1768
01:34:36,990 --> 01:34:39,320
- I'm just gonna
ride this high.
1769
01:34:39,760 --> 01:34:40,720
- Okay.
1770
01:34:46,060 --> 01:34:48,060
[PAPER SHUFFLING]
1771
01:35:03,750 --> 01:35:06,850
[KEYS CLATTER]
1772
01:35:15,390 --> 01:35:16,960
- [Paula] (baby talk)
Boy, oh boy,
1773
01:35:16,960 --> 01:35:19,400
Ooh, it's nice and warm!
1774
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:21,160
Oh, who's a dirty boy?
1775
01:35:21,170 --> 01:35:25,230
Who is a dirty, dirty boy?
Dirty boy?
1776
01:35:25,240 --> 01:35:27,300
(squeaky voice) Take that!
(normal voice) Oh!
1777
01:35:27,310 --> 01:35:30,970
(squeaky) No, you take that!
(normal) No you take that.
1778
01:35:30,980 --> 01:35:34,240
Watch it. Watch it.
You settle down.
1779
01:35:34,250 --> 01:35:37,110
- So, this is a thing
that's happening.
1780
01:35:37,120 --> 01:35:39,010
- Oh hey, if you,
uh, are going out,
1781
01:35:39,020 --> 01:35:43,250
I used it all up. I
used it all up on you.
1782
01:35:43,250 --> 01:35:44,990
- You talking to me
or the monkey?
1783
01:35:44,990 --> 01:35:46,520
- Yeah right behind the ears.
1784
01:35:46,520 --> 01:35:48,520
(sing-songy) Right
behind the ears.
1785
01:35:48,530 --> 01:35:52,430
[MUSIC]
1786
01:36:01,100 --> 01:36:02,200
- Ow.
1787
01:36:03,070 --> 01:36:04,940
Stupid shoes...
1788
01:36:05,480 --> 01:36:07,540
Oh, ah! (grunts)
1789
01:36:08,980 --> 01:36:11,050
- Oh, hey there!
1790
01:36:11,050 --> 01:36:12,110
Hey, hey, hey!
1791
01:36:12,120 --> 01:36:14,080
- Ah...
- You okay?
1792
01:36:14,920 --> 01:36:16,950
- Oh, I think I cut my knee.
1793
01:36:16,950 --> 01:36:18,190
- You need a few stitches there.
1794
01:36:18,190 --> 01:36:19,160
- Oh no, no.
1795
01:36:19,160 --> 01:36:23,030
No, I'm HIV positive,
you don't want to do that.
1796
01:36:23,030 --> 01:36:24,190
- Huh.
1797
01:36:24,200 --> 01:36:26,100
Aren't we all. (laughs)
1798
01:36:26,930 --> 01:36:27,930
What's your name?
1799
01:36:27,930 --> 01:36:29,870
- (sighs) Lisa.
1800
01:36:29,870 --> 01:36:31,170
- Well, Lisa.
1801
01:36:31,170 --> 01:36:32,540
I've got good news.
1802
01:36:32,540 --> 01:36:34,800
You picked a great
place to wipe out.
1803
01:36:34,810 --> 01:36:36,940
We're about 6 blocks
away from a hospital.
1804
01:36:36,940 --> 01:36:39,110
- (sighs) I'm a little drunk.
1805
01:36:39,110 --> 01:36:40,180
- Can you stand?
1806
01:36:41,080 --> 01:36:42,080
Aargh!
1807
01:36:42,510 --> 01:36:44,450
Whoa! Ha ha.
1808
01:36:44,920 --> 01:36:45,880
Good work.
1809
01:36:46,480 --> 01:36:49,150
- One step at a time.
- Okay.
1810
01:36:49,850 --> 01:36:50,850
This way?
1811
01:36:51,960 --> 01:36:53,890
(sighs) Oh gosh, thank you.
1812
01:36:53,890 --> 01:36:54,590
- Sure!
1813
01:36:54,590 --> 01:36:56,860
- Thank you so much. Oh.
1814
01:37:04,500 --> 01:37:06,270
- You know what? Um...
- (groans)
1815
01:37:07,100 --> 01:37:09,340
- In the interest of time,
1816
01:37:09,340 --> 01:37:11,270
we should revise our plan.
1817
01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:13,010
- Okay.
1818
01:37:13,010 --> 01:37:15,210
- (grunts)
1819
01:37:15,210 --> 01:37:17,080
Here we go, Lisa!
[MUSIC]
1820
01:37:17,080 --> 01:37:18,280
Here we go.
1821
01:37:22,320 --> 01:37:24,890
Yup. You're doing great.
1822
01:37:28,630 --> 01:37:30,330
- (breathes heavily)
- Okay.
1823
01:37:30,330 --> 01:37:31,960
- I'm a little out of shape.
1824
01:37:31,960 --> 01:37:33,860
I just tied my shirt
around your knee
1825
01:37:33,870 --> 01:37:35,560
'cause I needed a breather.
1826
01:37:35,570 --> 01:37:38,170
- Oh, now I feel bad.
- I'm a little out of shape.
1827
01:37:38,170 --> 01:37:39,340
It's true...
1828
01:37:40,000 --> 01:37:41,870
We're so close though.
1829
01:37:42,240 --> 01:37:43,410
(exhales)
1830
01:37:44,070 --> 01:37:47,080
- (grunts)
- Aye, ah.
1831
01:37:47,610 --> 01:37:50,410
- Oh, son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
1832
01:37:50,410 --> 01:37:54,250
- That hurt me.
- Lisa, Lisa-a-a.
1833
01:37:55,450 --> 01:37:58,350
Mother of god. Mother of god.
1834
01:38:02,030 --> 01:38:03,060
Little help?
1835
01:38:03,530 --> 01:38:04,530
Oh that's...
1836
01:38:05,060 --> 01:38:06,030
That's fortuitous.
1837
01:38:06,030 --> 01:38:09,570
- I cut my leg
pretty bad I think.
1838
01:38:11,430 --> 01:38:12,400
- Here's your...
1839
01:38:12,570 --> 01:38:14,340
- Oh, thank you, I owe you one.
1840
01:38:14,340 --> 01:38:15,910
- No, it's no problem.
1841
01:38:15,910 --> 01:38:18,240
- [Nurse] We'll take
real good care of her.
1842
01:38:18,240 --> 01:38:20,010
- Oh, but what about your shirt?
1843
01:38:20,010 --> 01:38:21,480
- Oh, uh, keep it!
1844
01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:30,620
[MUSIC]
1845
01:38:55,180 --> 01:38:56,010
[DOOR OPENS]
1846
01:38:56,010 --> 01:38:57,950
- [Paula] Hello! Danny?
1847
01:39:02,050 --> 01:39:03,020
Mwa.
1848
01:39:10,690 --> 01:39:13,400
- Pray tell.
- (laughs)
1849
01:39:13,400 --> 01:39:15,730
What is in this pretty bag?
1850
01:39:18,030 --> 01:39:19,270
[UNZIPPING]
1851
01:39:30,980 --> 01:39:32,610
You are way too good to me.
1852
01:39:32,620 --> 01:39:34,220
- Turn, turn it over.
1853
01:39:37,520 --> 01:39:41,990
- Happy retirement, Guillermo.
- (laughs)
1854
01:39:42,360 --> 01:39:44,260
It was half price!
1855
01:39:44,260 --> 01:39:46,300
- You like it?
- I love it.
1856
01:39:46,300 --> 01:39:47,360
- Aw.
1857
01:39:48,300 --> 01:39:49,200
Look at that!
1858
01:39:49,200 --> 01:39:51,370
That's really handsome.
1859
01:39:55,010 --> 01:39:56,570
- I was thinking that it
was a really good thing
1860
01:39:56,570 --> 01:39:58,440
that I smashed the other one.
1861
01:40:00,080 --> 01:40:03,050
I got it when I started taking
meds and every time that
1862
01:40:03,050 --> 01:40:04,110
fucking alarm went off
1863
01:40:04,120 --> 01:40:06,350
my whole body just seized up.
1864
01:40:07,780 --> 01:40:11,650
Reminded me of the
super scary old days.
1865
01:40:11,660 --> 01:40:15,390
- Well, this one does
not have an alarm.
1866
01:40:17,690 --> 01:40:18,590
- Good.
1867
01:40:18,600 --> 01:40:21,560
- [Automated voice] Please
hold while we access
1868
01:40:25,140 --> 01:40:28,140
Please hold while we
access the information.
1869
01:40:29,670 --> 01:40:32,140
Client ID is approved.
1870
01:40:32,140 --> 01:40:35,540
[MUSIC]
1871
01:40:37,480 --> 01:40:39,180
- Thank you. (laughs)
1872
01:40:49,560 --> 01:40:52,230
[PAPER SHREDDER
WHIRRING]
1873
01:41:15,820 --> 01:41:19,720
[MUSIC]
1874
01:41:31,870 --> 01:41:36,110
- (humming to music)
1875
01:41:45,720 --> 01:41:46,850
- (gasps)
1876
01:41:48,690 --> 01:41:51,450
(heavy breathing)
1877
01:41:52,560 --> 01:41:55,620
[MUSIC]
1878
01:41:55,630 --> 01:41:59,230
- So I have decided to have
a monogamous relationship
1879
01:41:59,700 --> 01:42:01,160
with myself.
1880
01:42:01,170 --> 01:42:04,500
- I am going to cheat
every now and again
1881
01:42:04,500 --> 01:42:08,170
on myself, because
what I don't know
1882
01:42:08,170 --> 01:42:09,370
cannot hurt me.
1883
01:42:11,670 --> 01:42:14,710
- I think I'm going
to have a beer.
1884
01:42:14,710 --> 01:42:16,450
- I think that's a fine idea.
1885
01:42:16,450 --> 01:42:17,350
(sniffs)
1886
01:42:17,350 --> 01:42:20,650
All right, let's do
this. (clears throat)
1887
01:42:25,720 --> 01:42:26,690
Hello
1888
01:42:26,690 --> 01:42:30,660
to Poetry Slam Thursday
at club Dot.
1889
01:42:30,660 --> 01:42:33,160
I am your host, Dan Schauble.
1890
01:42:33,160 --> 01:42:34,500
We have two poets
for you tonight,
1891
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:36,500
but that is exactly two
more than we had last week,
1892
01:42:36,500 --> 01:42:39,840
so I am totally stoked,
but before I call them up,
1893
01:42:39,840 --> 01:42:42,570
I've got a little
something of my own.
1894
01:42:42,570 --> 01:42:44,570
Uh, this one's a little
rough around the edges.
1895
01:42:44,580 --> 01:42:47,340
Still workshopping it,
so go easy on me, okay?
1896
01:42:48,910 --> 01:42:50,210
(sighs)
1897
01:42:53,550 --> 01:42:54,780
AIDS.
1898
01:42:55,390 --> 01:42:57,720
[MUSIC]
1899
01:42:57,920 --> 01:42:59,860
What did I do to make you
1900
01:42:59,860 --> 01:43:02,820
so fucking angry?
1901
01:43:05,360 --> 01:43:07,200
Here I was thinking that
1902
01:43:07,200 --> 01:43:09,530
maybe you and I
could be friends.
1903
01:43:11,700 --> 01:43:13,900
I guess that was naive.
1904
01:43:18,210 --> 01:43:20,340
You scurry through my system
1905
01:43:20,340 --> 01:43:24,210
like a nimble little kitty.
(chuckles)
1906
01:43:25,620 --> 01:43:28,480
Naturally, I am
allergic to cats.
1907
01:43:29,820 --> 01:43:34,790
Cats are ridiculous and adorable
1908
01:43:34,790 --> 01:43:37,490
the way that they
bat shit around--
1909
01:43:37,490 --> 01:43:40,360
I want one so badly.
1910
01:43:40,360 --> 01:43:41,330
(sighs)
1911
01:43:44,370 --> 01:43:46,270
AIDS.
1912
01:43:46,270 --> 01:43:47,800
I give you a place to live.
1913
01:43:47,810 --> 01:43:49,500
I put a roof over your head.
1914
01:43:49,510 --> 01:43:51,310
I share my bed with
you every night.
1915
01:43:51,310 --> 01:43:53,710
And in return all you
do is try to kill me.
1916
01:43:53,710 --> 01:43:56,310
I think that's so
1917
01:43:56,310 --> 01:43:57,550
rude.
1918
01:43:58,880 --> 01:44:00,620
Considering the fact
that we have to
1919
01:44:00,620 --> 01:44:02,780
spend the rest of
our lives together.
1920
01:44:02,790 --> 01:44:05,950
You should make an effort.
You should make an effort
1921
01:44:06,990 --> 01:44:08,820
to work things out.
1922
01:44:11,560 --> 01:44:14,530
Because, should you kill me,
1923
01:44:14,530 --> 01:44:16,330
I have a promise for you,
1924
01:44:16,770 --> 01:44:17,900
you sick,
1925
01:44:17,900 --> 01:44:21,000
soulless, son of a bitch.
1926
01:44:27,510 --> 01:44:30,680
I'm taking you down with me,
motherfucker.
1927
01:44:37,920 --> 01:44:39,960
But enough about me.
(clears throat)
1928
01:44:41,060 --> 01:44:42,790
It's time to welcome
two very brave souls
1929
01:44:42,790 --> 01:44:44,030
to the stage.
1930
01:44:44,030 --> 01:44:45,690
We'll start with Gene Schnitzel.
1931
01:44:45,700 --> 01:44:47,300
He'll hand off to Maddie Levine.
1932
01:44:47,300 --> 01:44:48,700
Give it up, the
mic is yours,
1933
01:44:48,700 --> 01:44:50,830
it's Poetry Slam
Night at Club Dot!
1934
01:44:50,830 --> 01:44:53,370
[CLAPPING]
1935
01:44:56,810 --> 01:44:58,710
- [Paula] Well done, AIDS boy.
1936
01:44:59,410 --> 01:45:01,010
- Definitely keep
calling me that.
1937
01:45:03,650 --> 01:45:04,610
Ha.
1938
01:45:08,920 --> 01:45:10,020
Well hello.
1939
01:45:12,820 --> 01:45:14,920
It's time for me to
take my AIDS drugs.
1940
01:45:33,640 --> 01:45:34,910
These are really good.
1941
01:45:37,850 --> 01:45:38,810
- What?
1942
01:45:42,420 --> 01:45:43,450
Mm.
1943
01:45:45,520 --> 01:45:46,660
- Mm.
1944
01:45:47,360 --> 01:45:49,460
They are good. Mm.
1945
01:45:49,460 --> 01:45:51,030
- [Dot] That's right
they're good.
1946
01:45:51,490 --> 01:45:53,930
They're goddamn Swiss flavored.
1947
01:45:53,930 --> 01:45:55,400
- Mm-hm.
1948
01:45:56,870 --> 01:45:59,800
Swiss flavor, baby. (laughs)
1949
01:46:00,100 --> 01:46:02,900
[TV NEWS MUSIC]
1950
01:46:05,410 --> 01:46:06,810
- [Anchorwoman] National
American Shopping Day
1951
01:46:06,810 --> 01:46:10,380
- [Anchorwoman] And Brian
Navarro is covering things
1952
01:46:10,380 --> 01:46:12,750
from the streets of
Hayes Valley. Brian?
1953
01:46:13,150 --> 01:46:15,050
- [Brian] A field trip into
the city proved to be
1954
01:46:15,050 --> 01:46:17,950
a fun experience for
students and teachers alike,
1955
01:46:17,960 --> 01:46:20,120
and first grader
Kimberly Miller is here,
1956
01:46:20,120 --> 01:46:22,620
who has a little bit of advice
for the shoppers at home.
1957
01:46:22,630 --> 01:46:23,690
Kimberly?
1958
01:46:24,490 --> 01:46:27,030
[CROWS CAWING]
1959
01:46:27,030 --> 01:46:30,100
- Let the buyer beware.
1960
01:46:31,970 --> 01:46:36,510
[MUSIC]