0 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 1 00:00:21,000 --> 00:00:21,750 Cool, man. 2 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,125 I'm not even tripping off that. 3 00:00:23,125 --> 00:00:25,583 It's the whole setup they got going down there. 4 00:00:25,583 --> 00:00:27,875 Nightclubs do whatever they want. 5 00:00:27,875 --> 00:00:30,333 Man, we were waiting in that line for like an hour. 6 00:00:30,333 --> 00:00:32,125 They just kept grabbing random THOTs 7 00:00:32,125 --> 00:00:33,542 and pulling them to the front of the line 8 00:00:33,542 --> 00:00:34,625 like we don't even exist. 9 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,250 OK. 10 00:00:35,250 --> 00:00:38,042 So if you're running a club, are you 11 00:00:38,042 --> 00:00:41,959 gonna have all the ugly, sweaty dudes making all of the girls 12 00:00:41,959 --> 00:00:43,542 uncomfortable? 13 00:00:43,542 --> 00:00:46,792 Or are you gonna have the most beautiful women 14 00:00:46,792 --> 00:00:50,709 picked from the line, packed in one room? 15 00:00:50,709 --> 00:00:51,625 You're right. 16 00:00:51,625 --> 00:00:52,583 Yeah. 17 00:00:52,583 --> 00:00:54,583 It's all about the ratio, man. 18 00:00:54,583 --> 00:00:55,000 You're right. 19 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:55,375 You're right. 20 00:00:55,375 --> 00:00:58,083 It's just, I hate feeling like I'm at the bottom of the totem 21 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,750 pole, you know? 22 00:00:59,750 --> 00:01:01,917 You're a trip, man. 23 00:01:01,917 --> 00:01:03,417 I'm never standing in that line again. 24 00:01:07,709 --> 00:01:09,500 Dude, no way, man. 25 00:01:09,500 --> 00:01:11,208 The new professor's gonna be pissed. 26 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,126 We need a film with some substance. 27 00:01:13,126 --> 00:01:17,417 I'm not a film major so that I can make practical films. 28 00:01:17,417 --> 00:01:21,291 I make films so that I can tell stories, OK? 29 00:01:21,291 --> 00:01:25,001 So let's focus on the action first, 30 00:01:25,001 --> 00:01:28,041 and then we can bring in the swordsman, all right? 31 00:01:28,041 --> 00:01:34,875 Open on a knight riding in, decked out 32 00:01:34,875 --> 00:01:38,834 in a suit of glowing silver armor, eh? 33 00:01:38,834 --> 00:01:45,166 And then on his horse, he's waving his country's flag. 34 00:01:45,166 --> 00:01:47,291 OK, Tarantino, so where we gonna get a horse? 35 00:01:47,291 --> 00:01:49,208 I've got some hillbilly cousins out east. 36 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:50,208 Oh, cool, cool. 37 00:01:50,208 --> 00:01:51,209 OK. 38 00:01:51,209 --> 00:01:54,333 What about, um, the glowing armor and the waving flag? 39 00:01:54,333 --> 00:01:58,750 You know, I go to the movies to see something extraordinary, 40 00:01:58,750 --> 00:02:01,126 not some shit that I could do at home. 41 00:02:01,126 --> 00:02:03,917 Well, maybe if your broke ass made some extraordinary money, 42 00:02:03,917 --> 00:02:06,208 then maybe we could fund some of your bullshit ideas. 43 00:02:06,208 --> 00:02:07,917 I've already figured out a way for us 44 00:02:07,917 --> 00:02:09,250 to make some cash this summer. 45 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:10,625 Now, that's what I want to hear. 46 00:02:10,625 --> 00:02:12,458 So there's this big party coming up. 47 00:02:12,458 --> 00:02:13,291 Dude, no, no, no, no. 48 00:02:13,291 --> 00:02:13,750 Hell no. 49 00:02:13,750 --> 00:02:15,458 I told you, I'm not gonna be a stripper. 50 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:18,084 Not the stripper idea this time, OK? 51 00:02:18,084 --> 00:02:20,625 Your nipples are way too small, anyway. 52 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:22,041 They're like Raisinets. 53 00:02:22,041 --> 00:02:23,250 It would never work. 54 00:02:23,250 --> 00:02:24,333 It wouldn't work. 55 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:25,834 Yo, stop talking about my nipples. 56 00:02:25,834 --> 00:02:28,625 I shot the-- the host of the party a DM, though, 57 00:02:28,625 --> 00:02:31,084 and he's totally down for us to film it. 58 00:02:31,084 --> 00:02:31,458 Shit. 59 00:02:31,458 --> 00:02:32,583 How much? 60 00:02:32,583 --> 00:02:33,959 $100. 61 00:02:33,959 --> 00:02:34,583 That's it? 62 00:02:34,583 --> 00:02:38,001 That's $100 more than we have right now, isn't it? 63 00:02:38,001 --> 00:02:39,917 Look, aren't your parents paying your rent? 64 00:02:39,917 --> 00:02:40,291 No. 65 00:02:40,291 --> 00:02:42,042 Actually, student loans are. 66 00:02:42,042 --> 00:02:44,542 See, this is why we need this money, OK? 67 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:47,792 This could lead to more parties and more money. 68 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:48,667 What kind of parties? 69 00:02:48,667 --> 00:02:49,041 House party? 70 00:02:51,209 --> 00:02:54,000 I'm the life of the party, taking shots of Bacardi. 71 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:55,458 Shawty acting naughty. 72 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:57,625 Jello shots off her body. 73 00:02:57,625 --> 00:03:01,209 Life of the party, taking shots of Bacardi. 74 00:03:01,209 --> 00:03:02,625 Shawty acting naughty. 75 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:04,583 Jello shots off her body. 76 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,500 Shawty acting naughty. 77 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,917 Jello shots off her body. 78 00:03:17,917 --> 00:03:21,291 The life of the party. 79 00:03:21,291 --> 00:03:25,291 I'm the life of the party. 80 00:03:25,291 --> 00:03:27,875 Life of the party. 81 00:03:27,875 --> 00:03:31,875 I'm the life of the party. 82 00:03:31,875 --> 00:03:34,083 So how'd you feel about that jello wrestling? 83 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:36,084 Oh my god, that was amazing. 84 00:03:36,084 --> 00:03:37,166 You should have been there. 85 00:03:37,166 --> 00:03:39,750 Yes, you watching this video, you should have been there. 86 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,667 It was epic. 87 00:03:40,667 --> 00:03:41,333 It was epic. 88 00:03:41,333 --> 00:03:42,000 It was epic. 89 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,792 Were you there? 90 00:03:42,792 --> 00:03:43,417 I was there. 91 00:03:43,417 --> 00:03:45,042 He was there, ladies and gentlemen. 92 00:03:45,042 --> 00:03:46,291 He was there. 93 00:03:46,291 --> 00:03:49,291 Cut. 94 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:59,875 Yo, we can't post this. 95 00:03:59,875 --> 00:04:01,834 What? 96 00:04:01,834 --> 00:04:03,250 We can't post this! 97 00:04:03,250 --> 00:04:05,792 I don't think you realize what this is gonna do for us. 98 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah, I don't think you realize what this could do to us. 99 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:11,001 You want more views and followers on social media, 100 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,001 right? 101 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,875 This is how. 102 00:04:13,875 --> 00:04:18,709 We have footage, Cody, of a hundred misdemeanors. 103 00:04:18,709 --> 00:04:21,042 Not everyone there was over 21. 104 00:04:21,042 --> 00:04:22,041 I don't care. 105 00:04:22,041 --> 00:04:25,001 Any press is good press. 106 00:04:25,001 --> 00:04:28,209 This could put us on the map as videographers, bro. 107 00:04:28,209 --> 00:04:30,375 I don't think you realize how much attention this is 108 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:32,126 gonna bring. 109 00:04:32,126 --> 00:04:33,792 You know you want this. 110 00:04:33,792 --> 00:04:34,875 Let me think. 111 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:39,709 More views, more money, more t-- 112 00:04:39,709 --> 00:04:40,208 Yeah, shut up. 113 00:04:40,208 --> 00:04:42,333 Let me think. 114 00:04:42,333 --> 00:04:44,001 Let me see the footage. 115 00:04:47,125 --> 00:04:51,458 Do you remember the chick with the jelly beans, man? 116 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:55,084 She, like-- I don't know how she got that whole bag-- 117 00:04:55,084 --> 00:04:57,167 I got it. 118 00:04:57,167 --> 00:04:58,041 You got it? 119 00:04:58,041 --> 00:04:59,458 I got it. 120 00:04:59,458 --> 00:05:01,125 I'll blur their faces. 121 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:02,542 Their identities are safe. 122 00:05:02,542 --> 00:05:03,917 Our asses are covered. 123 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:05,542 Full recognition. 124 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:12,083 Yo, but, uh, let me talk to Kay first. 125 00:05:12,083 --> 00:05:13,875 What? 126 00:05:13,875 --> 00:05:15,625 I want to talk to Kay first. 127 00:05:15,625 --> 00:05:17,667 Aren't y'all on a break? 128 00:05:17,667 --> 00:05:18,291 And? 129 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:20,125 We already filmed the video. 130 00:05:20,125 --> 00:05:21,875 How is that even gonna go? 131 00:05:21,875 --> 00:05:22,333 You know? 132 00:05:22,333 --> 00:05:23,792 What are you gonna say? 133 00:05:23,792 --> 00:05:26,500 "Uh, look, Kay, I know we're on a break, 134 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:29,084 but I filmed this party video with a bunch 135 00:05:29,084 --> 00:05:30,375 of drunk hot chicks. 136 00:05:30,375 --> 00:05:33,667 And I'm wondering if it's OK if I post it." 137 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:34,709 I'll handle it. 138 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:36,458 I got Kay wrapped around my finger. 139 00:05:36,458 --> 00:05:37,209 It's nothing. 140 00:05:37,209 --> 00:05:39,458 Kay, I just filmed this party, and there was a whole bunch 141 00:05:39,458 --> 00:05:40,417 of girls that were half naked. 142 00:05:40,417 --> 00:05:41,209 There was a lot of drinking. 143 00:05:41,209 --> 00:05:42,667 There was fraternities, sororities, all these people 144 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,458 there, and everyone was having a good time. 145 00:05:44,458 --> 00:05:45,001 And I just didn't-- 146 00:05:45,001 --> 00:05:45,375 I just-- 147 00:05:45,375 --> 00:05:46,917 Jay, it's fine. 148 00:05:46,917 --> 00:05:47,333 It's fine. 149 00:05:47,333 --> 00:05:47,875 Are you sure? 150 00:05:47,875 --> 00:05:49,042 Because it was a wild party. 151 00:05:49,042 --> 00:05:50,167 And you know I didn't do anything. 152 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:51,042 I didn't do nothing. 153 00:05:51,042 --> 00:05:52,542 I told them, look, I'm talking to this girl right now. 154 00:05:52,542 --> 00:05:53,166 I was just there to work to make money-- 155 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:55,291 Look, whatever it is, you're single. 156 00:05:55,291 --> 00:05:57,375 You can do whatever you want. 157 00:05:57,375 --> 00:06:00,001 I just didn't want to mess up anything between us, you know? 158 00:06:00,001 --> 00:06:01,000 Jay, that's sweet of you. 159 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:02,792 It really is. 160 00:06:02,792 --> 00:06:05,375 But when I said that I needed a break, I meant it. 161 00:06:05,375 --> 00:06:08,709 I'm trying to find out who I am as a person. 162 00:06:08,709 --> 00:06:09,250 I'm trying. 163 00:06:09,250 --> 00:06:10,417 I'm trying to have fun. 164 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:14,000 I'm-- I'm going to these parties and things, but it's-- 165 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,084 I just want to be here with you, Kay. 166 00:06:16,084 --> 00:06:16,667 Jay, I-- 167 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:19,125 Do you remember that time, the first time you came over? 168 00:06:19,125 --> 00:06:21,667 Like, we were just hanging out, watching movies, 169 00:06:21,667 --> 00:06:24,333 eating popcorn like we were in middle school again? 170 00:06:24,333 --> 00:06:28,000 We were so nervous, just sitting there, hands shaking. 171 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:29,834 Kay, I think you need more toilet paper. 172 00:06:33,667 --> 00:06:35,917 Who's your friend? 173 00:06:35,917 --> 00:06:37,500 Howdy. 174 00:06:39,458 --> 00:06:40,417 Stop! 175 00:06:40,417 --> 00:06:42,001 That's enough! 176 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:45,875 Would you stop screaming? 177 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:49,125 Man, shut up! 178 00:06:49,125 --> 00:06:52,126 Get in the room. 179 00:06:52,126 --> 00:06:53,750 We broke up for that? 180 00:06:53,750 --> 00:06:54,917 That's who you put over me? 181 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:55,542 I don't know. 182 00:06:55,542 --> 00:06:56,126 No. 183 00:06:56,126 --> 00:06:57,084 No, you do know. 184 00:06:57,084 --> 00:06:58,583 No, and I want to hear it from you. 185 00:06:58,583 --> 00:07:00,084 Not one of your social media pages 186 00:07:00,084 --> 00:07:02,167 or one of your Insta model girlfriends-- 187 00:07:02,167 --> 00:07:03,709 Fine. 188 00:07:03,709 --> 00:07:05,333 First of all, he was around. 189 00:07:05,333 --> 00:07:06,125 I'm in school-- 190 00:07:06,125 --> 00:07:08,959 Let me finish! 191 00:07:08,959 --> 00:07:11,250 First of all, he was around. 192 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,001 Second of all, he has money to take 193 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:15,125 me places and show me things. 194 00:07:15,125 --> 00:07:17,458 I want to go places, Jay. 195 00:07:17,458 --> 00:07:18,583 I want to see things. 196 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:21,209 I want to go places and be seen. 197 00:07:21,209 --> 00:07:23,208 Movies and chill? 198 00:07:23,208 --> 00:07:26,250 It's fun for a little while. 199 00:07:26,250 --> 00:07:32,041 Third, he has a real job, not some unreachable dream. 200 00:07:32,041 --> 00:07:34,291 So that's all I am to you, huh? 201 00:07:34,291 --> 00:07:35,625 Broke guy with dreams. 202 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,166 It's sweet. 203 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:39,542 It really is. 204 00:07:39,542 --> 00:07:41,667 We need more people like you in the world. 205 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:45,084 But dreams don't pay the rent, baby. 206 00:07:45,084 --> 00:07:47,084 Did you sleep with him? 207 00:07:47,084 --> 00:07:48,959 Jay. 208 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:52,126 Did you sleep with him? 209 00:07:52,126 --> 00:07:54,167 I am sorry. 210 00:07:54,167 --> 00:07:54,834 No, you're not. 211 00:07:54,834 --> 00:07:56,834 Because if you're sorry, you would have told me. 212 00:07:56,834 --> 00:07:57,834 I was going to tell you. 213 00:07:57,834 --> 00:07:58,208 When? 214 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,083 Before or after he was done taking a shit? 215 00:08:11,750 --> 00:08:13,500 Ohh. 216 00:08:13,500 --> 00:08:16,041 Oh, god! 217 00:08:16,041 --> 00:08:18,375 Bro, you just made me die! 218 00:08:18,375 --> 00:08:22,041 I will burn your house down with all of your children in it. 219 00:08:22,041 --> 00:08:23,333 And I'll make-- 220 00:08:23,333 --> 00:08:24,959 I'll make your dog watch. 221 00:08:24,959 --> 00:08:26,750 And then I'll adopt it. 222 00:08:26,750 --> 00:08:31,375 I'm gonna cut your family up in nice, delicious squares. 223 00:08:31,375 --> 00:08:36,167 I will cook you into a beautiful bolognese sauce with-- 224 00:08:36,167 --> 00:08:37,959 with some cheese and shit. 225 00:08:37,959 --> 00:08:40,750 And oh, goddamn, it will be so good. 226 00:08:40,750 --> 00:08:42,959 It'll be so good in my belly! 227 00:08:42,959 --> 00:08:46,208 I'll eat your life force, bitch. 228 00:08:54,000 --> 00:08:55,000 Gordo presents. 229 00:09:12,959 --> 00:09:14,166 Done. 230 00:09:14,166 --> 00:09:17,084 You finished? 231 00:09:17,084 --> 00:09:19,167 Dropped the video. 232 00:09:19,167 --> 00:09:22,084 My boy. 233 00:09:22,084 --> 00:09:23,084 Let's go. 234 00:09:28,001 --> 00:09:30,583 Holy shit, a 72? 235 00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:32,125 We went over this like two days before. 236 00:09:32,125 --> 00:09:33,083 What happened? 237 00:09:33,083 --> 00:09:33,834 I don't know. 238 00:09:33,834 --> 00:09:35,041 Were you in a bad mood? 239 00:09:35,041 --> 00:09:35,792 No. 240 00:09:35,792 --> 00:09:37,166 Did you try to cheat? 241 00:09:37,166 --> 00:09:38,125 Off of who? 242 00:09:38,125 --> 00:09:40,166 Are you still dating that squatty douche bag, 243 00:09:40,166 --> 00:09:43,458 third-string running back with the "my stepdad put cigarettes 244 00:09:43,458 --> 00:09:45,417 out on my arm" busted pick-up truck? 245 00:09:45,417 --> 00:09:46,750 Wow. 246 00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,209 And no, it's not because of him. 247 00:09:49,209 --> 00:09:50,667 Then what happened? 248 00:09:50,667 --> 00:09:52,333 I just don't care anymore. 249 00:09:52,333 --> 00:09:55,166 I already got into the school I wanted, and I'm exhausted. 250 00:09:55,166 --> 00:09:57,125 You haven't even taken your SATs yet. 251 00:09:57,125 --> 00:10:00,208 What school would even accept-- 252 00:10:00,208 --> 00:10:03,084 you picked a school without even telling me? 253 00:10:03,084 --> 00:10:05,458 Well, it's in Denver. 254 00:10:05,458 --> 00:10:08,291 You're going all the way out to Denver? 255 00:10:08,291 --> 00:10:10,625 Because weed is legal? 256 00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:11,000 Wait. 257 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,458 Have you tried week? 258 00:10:12,458 --> 00:10:14,667 That's why I didn't tell you. 259 00:10:14,667 --> 00:10:16,667 No, I haven't. 260 00:10:16,667 --> 00:10:19,250 Potheads are just cooler people, you know? 261 00:10:19,250 --> 00:10:20,458 Oh my god. 262 00:10:20,458 --> 00:10:23,542 The ones in my school are nonjudgemental, free-thinking, 263 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,167 and pretty liberal. 264 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:28,125 Everyone else in my school is closed-minded, pretentious, 265 00:10:28,125 --> 00:10:29,375 and slightly racist. 266 00:10:29,375 --> 00:10:30,208 You've seen them. 267 00:10:30,208 --> 00:10:31,875 You know, if you'd have used the word 268 00:10:31,875 --> 00:10:34,375 pretentious on this shit essay, you might've gotten a B. 269 00:10:34,375 --> 00:10:35,417 Are you even listening? 270 00:10:35,417 --> 00:10:36,042 Yeah, yeah. 271 00:10:36,042 --> 00:10:37,126 All your friends are assholes. 272 00:10:37,126 --> 00:10:37,542 They are. 273 00:10:37,542 --> 00:10:38,167 So what? 274 00:10:38,167 --> 00:10:40,667 That-- that's how you're gonna decide your place in the world? 275 00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,542 That's-- your big decision comes off of that? 276 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:44,291 You can't judge the whole world based off 277 00:10:44,291 --> 00:10:46,084 of your little private school. 278 00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:50,000 What else do I have to judge the world off of? 279 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:51,417 Gah! 280 00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:53,126 You know, I wish I could just give you 281 00:10:53,126 --> 00:10:54,333 everything I know so you can just 282 00:10:54,333 --> 00:10:55,667 skip past all the bullshit. 283 00:10:55,667 --> 00:10:58,125 What's the fun in that? 284 00:10:58,125 --> 00:11:01,209 I hate you. 285 00:11:01,209 --> 00:11:03,166 Did I tell you that I was thinking 286 00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,959 about joining a sorority? 287 00:11:04,959 --> 00:11:05,917 I quit. 288 00:11:05,917 --> 00:11:08,000 Katie. 289 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:09,000 Yeah, it's not bad. 290 00:11:09,000 --> 00:11:11,667 You just want to make sure you don't restate the pro-- 291 00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,041 the thesis. 292 00:11:12,041 --> 00:11:12,667 You-- 293 00:11:12,667 --> 00:11:14,291 Katie, I've been calling you. 294 00:11:14,291 --> 00:11:16,500 Mom, I'm trying to study. 295 00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,458 Did you empty the dishwasher? 296 00:11:18,458 --> 00:11:20,542 Oops. 297 00:11:20,542 --> 00:11:23,458 After we knock this out, I'll make sure she takes care of it. 298 00:11:23,458 --> 00:11:24,542 Thank you. 299 00:11:24,542 --> 00:11:26,166 I'm glad you're in town this summer. 300 00:11:26,166 --> 00:11:26,792 No problem. 301 00:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,959 I'm just here because the volunteer hours look good 302 00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:29,667 on my resume. 303 00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,126 Hey. 304 00:11:31,126 --> 00:11:31,500 Pick up. 305 00:11:31,500 --> 00:11:32,001 Pick up. 306 00:11:32,001 --> 00:11:32,417 Pick up. 307 00:11:32,417 --> 00:11:34,209 Jay, what's going on, man? 308 00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:34,667 It's me. 309 00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:36,500 It's DJ Tricky Fresh. 310 00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:37,417 Pull the video. 311 00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:39,042 We got an emergency. 312 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:39,417 Pull it. 313 00:11:39,417 --> 00:11:40,209 Destroy it. 314 00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:40,834 Delete it. 315 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,125 Whatever you gotta do. 316 00:11:42,125 --> 00:11:43,042 Burn it. 317 00:11:43,042 --> 00:11:45,126 Get back to me as soon as you can, all right, man? 318 00:11:45,126 --> 00:11:47,667 Pick up your phone. 319 00:11:47,667 --> 00:11:51,917 Dude, 2,500 views and still climbing. 320 00:11:51,917 --> 00:11:53,209 Oh my g-- 321 00:11:53,209 --> 00:11:55,126 This is insane, bro. 322 00:11:55,126 --> 00:11:58,001 I told you that this would put us on the map. 323 00:11:58,001 --> 00:12:00,166 Plus, if you get a call, though, from-- 324 00:12:00,166 --> 00:12:02,834 from DJ Shitty Chest or whatever his name is, 325 00:12:02,834 --> 00:12:05,084 don't-- don't worry about it. 326 00:12:05,084 --> 00:12:06,126 I'll handle it. 327 00:12:06,126 --> 00:12:08,166 Oh, relax. 328 00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:10,041 Their faces are blurred. 329 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:11,166 Everything is fine. 330 00:12:11,166 --> 00:12:11,792 No! 331 00:12:11,792 --> 00:12:13,542 That was a bullshit fix. 332 00:12:13,542 --> 00:12:14,959 The cops busted the event. 333 00:12:14,959 --> 00:12:16,083 They took a few people to jail. 334 00:12:16,083 --> 00:12:16,959 They wrote tickets. 335 00:12:16,959 --> 00:12:18,709 They knew that there were minors drinking. 336 00:12:18,709 --> 00:12:21,709 They are old enough to make their own decisions. 337 00:12:21,709 --> 00:12:22,834 So screw 'em. 338 00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:25,001 It doesn't work that way, Cody. 339 00:12:25,001 --> 00:12:27,250 We provided them with alcohol. 340 00:12:27,250 --> 00:12:30,250 That's a class D misdemeanor with a maximum sentence 341 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:34,375 of 364 days in jail and $2 million in fines. 342 00:12:34,375 --> 00:12:37,083 I don't know about you, but I'm not trying to go to jail 343 00:12:37,083 --> 00:12:39,625 and then have to get jumped into a gang 344 00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:42,126 that I had to join to get protection. 345 00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:45,125 And then have to shank some Mexican to prove my worth. 346 00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:46,417 I ain't even racist. 347 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:48,001 I love tacos. 348 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:52,126 Then, one day, when I'm showering all alone by myself, 349 00:12:52,126 --> 00:12:54,458 I have to get jumped by the Mexican gang 350 00:12:54,458 --> 00:12:56,041 that the guy I shanked was in. 351 00:12:56,041 --> 00:13:00,625 And then I get passed around like a Panama Blue City blunt! 352 00:13:00,625 --> 00:13:01,625 What? 353 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:03,166 Uh, OK. 354 00:13:03,166 --> 00:13:07,291 First, we didn't provide any of that. 355 00:13:07,291 --> 00:13:09,125 You did. 356 00:13:09,125 --> 00:13:13,167 And second, I think you watch too much TV. 357 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:14,209 Listen to the best. 358 00:13:14,209 --> 00:13:16,375 I'm DJ Tricky Fresh. 359 00:13:16,375 --> 00:13:19,542 Pull the damn video. 360 00:13:19,542 --> 00:13:21,041 OK, fine. 361 00:13:21,041 --> 00:13:23,167 Fine. 362 00:13:23,167 --> 00:13:24,042 We'll pull the video. 363 00:13:27,375 --> 00:13:29,001 I don't want to get in trouble. 364 00:13:29,001 --> 00:13:30,291 We're not pulling the video. 365 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:31,834 What if this shit falls back on us. 366 00:13:31,834 --> 00:13:35,333 No, they already have the ringleader, DJ Shitty Chest 367 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,375 or whatever. 368 00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,126 And what would they even do? 369 00:13:39,126 --> 00:13:40,875 What would they even arrest us for? 370 00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:44,084 Plus, the cops have more important things to handle. 371 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,917 They'll gun down or whatever it is they do. 372 00:13:46,917 --> 00:13:48,375 Not all cops are bad. 373 00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,875 And not all crimes are worth following up on. 374 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:54,375 So let's just accept what's fallen into our laps. 375 00:13:54,375 --> 00:13:56,291 And what's that? 376 00:13:56,291 --> 00:14:00,333 Attention, reputation, and momentum. 377 00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:04,084 People are already texting me about our next event. 378 00:14:04,084 --> 00:14:06,291 Too bad we lost our only contact. 379 00:14:06,291 --> 00:14:08,291 Well, I've been on the phones all morning. 380 00:14:08,291 --> 00:14:10,417 I found someone who's interested. 381 00:14:13,291 --> 00:14:17,834 Have you ever heard of the bar called the Fuzzy Love? 382 00:14:17,834 --> 00:14:18,709 No. 383 00:14:18,709 --> 00:14:21,709 And I'm not working for a place called the Fuzzy Love. 384 00:14:21,709 --> 00:14:24,458 Ugh. 385 00:14:24,458 --> 00:14:28,417 I'm looking for one video a week for our Thursday night college 386 00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:29,166 nights. 387 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:32,042 I really want it to capture the environment. 388 00:14:32,042 --> 00:14:34,750 Moldy walls and the smell of piss? 389 00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:36,750 Now, focus on the girls the most. 390 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,458 You know, girls and drinks. 391 00:14:38,458 --> 00:14:40,291 The younger the girls, the better. 392 00:14:40,291 --> 00:14:42,125 How much money are you looking to get rid of? 393 00:14:42,125 --> 00:14:44,000 Well, how much money are you trying to make? 394 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,167 $300. 395 00:14:45,167 --> 00:14:46,500 Eh, $150. 396 00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:49,959 $275 and we'll throw in some special effects. 397 00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:51,458 Oh, $200. 398 00:14:51,458 --> 00:14:52,667 Bullshit! 399 00:14:52,667 --> 00:14:53,875 $250. 400 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:55,166 Look, man, it's one video a week. 401 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,125 I know you can do that. 402 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:57,291 I can't do that. 403 00:14:57,291 --> 00:14:58,209 You can't do that? 404 00:14:58,209 --> 00:15:00,250 Can't do it. 405 00:15:00,250 --> 00:15:01,792 Come on, Al. 406 00:15:01,792 --> 00:15:03,667 Al, after all we've been through. 407 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:04,166 Come on, buddy. 408 00:15:04,166 --> 00:15:04,792 Come on. 409 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:05,792 Work with me here, man. 410 00:15:05,792 --> 00:15:07,042 Look-- look, let's be honest. 411 00:15:07,042 --> 00:15:09,333 All cards on the table, all bullshit aside, 412 00:15:09,333 --> 00:15:11,125 the reason you called us here is because you 413 00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:15,167 don't want to shell out $1,000 to some filmmaker who 414 00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:18,458 showed you his production reel of slo-mo shots of the city 415 00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:20,834 with sad-ass, sappy music playing 416 00:15:20,834 --> 00:15:23,125 in the background with his non-accredited film degree 417 00:15:23,125 --> 00:15:27,792 from some local ass college while he runs his production 418 00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:31,417 company out of his mother's apartment. 419 00:15:31,417 --> 00:15:34,667 All I'm asking for is $250 a week. 420 00:15:34,667 --> 00:15:37,959 And we'll have a turnaround rate of 48 hours. 421 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:42,083 $225 a video, and I'll play your videos through our TV 422 00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:44,166 monitors in the club throughout the week. 423 00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,000 Eh? 424 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:47,083 Eh? 425 00:15:47,083 --> 00:15:48,167 Deal. 426 00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:49,792 All right! 427 00:15:49,792 --> 00:15:51,125 See you animals next week. 428 00:15:51,125 --> 00:15:54,834 And remember to put as many girls in the videos as you can. 429 00:15:54,834 --> 00:15:57,458 Girls and drinks. 430 00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:07,458 Shawty acting naughty. 431 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,417 Jello shots off her body. 432 00:16:09,417 --> 00:16:12,375 The life of the party. 433 00:16:12,375 --> 00:16:16,333 I'm the life of the party. 434 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,959 Life of the party. 435 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:23,333 I'm the life of the party. 436 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:23,959 Go nuts! 437 00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,417 You guys enjoying the party? 438 00:16:27,417 --> 00:16:28,042 Yeah! 439 00:16:28,042 --> 00:16:28,417 Yes! 440 00:16:28,417 --> 00:16:29,333 It's awesome! 441 00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:30,625 It's awesome. 442 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:31,875 You guys come out here a lot? 443 00:16:31,875 --> 00:16:33,126 Yeah, all the time. 444 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:33,542 All the time. 445 00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:34,667 Every Thursday night. 446 00:16:34,667 --> 00:16:37,042 Jello wrestling is going down tonight. 447 00:16:37,042 --> 00:16:38,375 I hope you guys are ready for this. 448 00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:40,583 I want to see somebody get slammed, personally. 449 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,250 I can't wait. 450 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,417 It's going down. 451 00:16:44,333 --> 00:16:47,208 Taking shots of Ciroc all around the clock. 452 00:16:47,208 --> 00:16:50,166 A party ain't a party unless my people in the spot. 453 00:16:50,166 --> 00:16:52,750 Nigga power. 454 00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:55,709 Nigga power. 455 00:16:55,709 --> 00:16:57,083 Money falling from the ceiling. 456 00:17:16,500 --> 00:17:19,417 Dude, don't you see how everyone looks at us with that thing? 457 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,542 It makes us look like amateurs. 458 00:17:21,542 --> 00:17:23,001 We are amateurs. 459 00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:24,917 Yeah, but everybody doesn't need to know that. 460 00:17:24,917 --> 00:17:26,083 That thing sucks. 461 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:27,083 Watch it. 462 00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:30,001 And don't talk about Judith like that. 463 00:17:30,001 --> 00:17:30,709 Judith? 464 00:17:30,709 --> 00:17:31,291 Really? 465 00:17:31,291 --> 00:17:33,167 Yeah, it fits. 466 00:17:33,167 --> 00:17:34,250 That's the problem. 467 00:17:34,250 --> 00:17:36,333 We need a camera that says something like-- 468 00:17:36,333 --> 00:17:38,041 like Leonidas or something. 469 00:17:38,041 --> 00:17:39,042 Yeah. 470 00:17:39,042 --> 00:17:41,583 Or Apocalypse. 471 00:17:41,583 --> 00:17:42,291 Exactly. 472 00:17:42,291 --> 00:17:43,875 That way, we can have more clients-- 473 00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:44,709 Or the Leviathan. 474 00:17:44,709 --> 00:17:45,709 Yeah, that's perfect. 475 00:17:45,709 --> 00:17:46,125 So we-- 476 00:17:46,125 --> 00:17:48,834 Or Mephistopheles. 477 00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,375 Cody! 478 00:17:50,375 --> 00:17:51,500 Sorry. 479 00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,250 I smoked a little bit right before we left. 480 00:17:57,000 --> 00:18:01,209 We need the camera to be able to do more of this and less 481 00:18:01,209 --> 00:18:01,750 of this. 482 00:18:01,750 --> 00:18:02,792 Ow. 483 00:18:02,792 --> 00:18:03,709 OK. 484 00:18:03,709 --> 00:18:05,959 We have more shutter options, more light exposure, 485 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,166 lower aperture settings. 486 00:18:07,166 --> 00:18:08,209 OK, fine. 487 00:18:08,209 --> 00:18:08,917 Let's get that. 488 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,458 But can we do it tomorrow? 489 00:18:10,458 --> 00:18:13,250 I got a chick that needs my attention. 490 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,417 Yeah. 491 00:18:22,417 --> 00:18:26,625 Ones, 10s, 20s, 50s, 100s. 492 00:18:26,625 --> 00:18:28,000 Yeah. 493 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:31,542 Baby girl-- if you got some K, then you better make it shake. 494 00:18:31,542 --> 00:18:35,084 If you-- if you got some K, then you better make it shake. 495 00:18:35,084 --> 00:18:38,959 Hey, if you got some K, then you better make it shake. 496 00:18:38,959 --> 00:18:42,834 Little money in the bank bout to make me break the bank. 497 00:18:42,834 --> 00:18:46,042 If you got some K, then you better make it shake. 498 00:18:46,042 --> 00:18:49,583 If you-- if you got some K, then you better make it shake. 499 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:50,500 Hey. 500 00:18:53,542 --> 00:18:55,208 Stop being a little bitch. 501 00:18:55,208 --> 00:18:56,709 Texas standoff. 502 00:18:56,709 --> 00:18:58,166 Uh, what's that? 503 00:18:58,166 --> 00:19:03,041 First person who takes three shots and chugs a beer wins. 504 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,750 And all you have to say is "Texas standoff" 505 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:07,709 to initiate the duel. 506 00:19:07,709 --> 00:19:09,375 That's ridiculous. 507 00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:10,333 Hm. 508 00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:13,042 Is the stripper scared? 509 00:19:13,042 --> 00:19:15,959 Uh, first of all, I am a go-go dancer. 510 00:19:15,959 --> 00:19:17,250 Second of all, which is not-- 511 00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:18,625 A go-go dancer? 512 00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:19,875 You know those girls inside? 513 00:19:19,875 --> 00:19:20,458 Uh-huh. 514 00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,250 They get all dressed up, and they go to the club, 515 00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,250 and they dance for free? 516 00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,084 I get paid to do it. 517 00:19:27,084 --> 00:19:27,750 Damn. 518 00:19:27,750 --> 00:19:29,500 I basically get paid to work out at a club. 519 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,291 I got an idea. 520 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:33,917 Huh? 521 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,625 Mhm. 522 00:19:35,625 --> 00:19:42,208 Whoever wins-- whoever loses, I mean-- 523 00:19:42,208 --> 00:19:46,084 whoever loses has to strip down to their underwear, 524 00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:48,291 run around the pool, and jump in. 525 00:19:51,792 --> 00:19:52,166 Deal? 526 00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,000 Deal. 527 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:58,001 Texas standoff. 528 00:19:58,001 --> 00:19:59,125 Texas standoff. 529 00:20:04,209 --> 00:20:08,500 You sold out, chasing money anywhere, any time of day. 530 00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:11,417 Blood on your hands in the mirror-- 531 00:20:11,417 --> 00:20:13,001 No way. 532 00:20:13,001 --> 00:20:15,917 Take it off. 533 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,250 Take it off. 534 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:18,834 Take it off. 535 00:20:18,834 --> 00:20:20,375 Take it off. 536 00:20:24,542 --> 00:20:26,209 Enjoy. 537 00:20:30,375 --> 00:20:34,167 If you got some K, then you better make it shake. 538 00:20:34,167 --> 00:20:37,625 If you-- if you got some K, then you better make it shake. 539 00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:41,458 Hey, if you got some K, then you better make it shake. 540 00:20:41,458 --> 00:20:44,042 Little money in the bank bout to make-- 541 00:21:08,417 --> 00:21:11,084 Hey, yo, check this out. 542 00:21:11,084 --> 00:21:13,291 Brand new camera just came in. 543 00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,001 Oh, hell yeah. 544 00:21:15,001 --> 00:21:17,126 Does that have the low light shit that you wanted? 545 00:21:17,126 --> 00:21:18,583 Game changer. 546 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:19,875 Did you get Al's voicemail? 547 00:21:19,875 --> 00:21:20,250 Yeah, man. 548 00:21:20,250 --> 00:21:22,167 I don't know what the hell we're gonna do. 549 00:21:22,167 --> 00:21:24,167 You need to trust me more. 550 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:27,583 I told you I can handle lining up potential clients. 551 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:30,333 Plus, we knew he wasn't gonna need our videos forever. 552 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,000 And he's still gonna play them. 553 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:35,166 I have someone that we can sit down with, you know. 554 00:21:35,166 --> 00:21:37,125 And we should sit down with them. 555 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:40,291 Plus, it's summer, so there's still plenty of options. 556 00:21:40,291 --> 00:21:43,542 My team and I saw your little videos. 557 00:21:43,542 --> 00:21:45,917 They're cute. 558 00:21:45,917 --> 00:21:49,291 But I think if you work for us, we 559 00:21:49,291 --> 00:21:51,042 can take you guys to the next level. 560 00:21:51,042 --> 00:21:53,500 Yeah, we saw your little promotional videos. 561 00:21:53,500 --> 00:21:56,375 We can upgrade that shaky cell phone quality. 562 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:57,667 What's your guys' name? 563 00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,126 Party Hype Film Krew. 564 00:22:00,126 --> 00:22:01,834 Party Hype Film Krew? 565 00:22:01,834 --> 00:22:03,001 That's a mouthful. 566 00:22:03,001 --> 00:22:03,375 Wait. 567 00:22:03,375 --> 00:22:03,542 Wait. 568 00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:04,167 Wait. 569 00:22:04,167 --> 00:22:04,709 Let me guess. 570 00:22:04,709 --> 00:22:08,834 The two of you spell "crew" with a K. 571 00:22:11,209 --> 00:22:11,792 OK. 572 00:22:11,792 --> 00:22:12,042 Wait. 573 00:22:12,042 --> 00:22:13,126 Let me get this straight. 574 00:22:13,126 --> 00:22:14,792 A local club promoter is telling us 575 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,834 how to be more marketable to a larger audience? 576 00:22:16,834 --> 00:22:19,001 We don't just promote clubs. 577 00:22:19,001 --> 00:22:22,208 Squad X dominates the scene. 578 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:25,084 We monopolize the game, baby. 579 00:22:25,084 --> 00:22:29,001 I got club promoters on every single campus 580 00:22:29,001 --> 00:22:32,084 surrounding downtown. 581 00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,417 We send party buses out, and they bring them 582 00:22:34,417 --> 00:22:35,583 back to the club. 583 00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:40,084 Now, if the two of you could put your egos aside for a second, 584 00:22:40,084 --> 00:22:42,625 you'd be smart enough to see the sweet deal I'm 585 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,083 about to offer you. 586 00:22:44,083 --> 00:22:45,625 All right, all right. 587 00:22:45,625 --> 00:22:47,250 How much money we talking? 588 00:22:47,250 --> 00:22:49,209 I don't know. 589 00:22:49,209 --> 00:22:51,126 I'm talking to a couple of other film crews, 590 00:22:51,126 --> 00:22:54,126 so why don't we say $125? 591 00:22:54,126 --> 00:22:55,667 Hoo. 592 00:22:55,667 --> 00:22:58,126 Yeah, I was thinking more in the ballpark of about $300. 593 00:22:58,126 --> 00:23:00,667 Yeah, we got a brand new camera, some new equipment, and that 594 00:23:00,667 --> 00:23:01,917 covers editing as well. 595 00:23:06,166 --> 00:23:09,375 You think this is a negotiation? 596 00:23:09,375 --> 00:23:13,834 $125. 597 00:23:13,834 --> 00:23:16,792 Think of it as a trial run. 598 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:22,500 Shawty hit my line, but my phone ain't never ring. 599 00:23:22,500 --> 00:23:24,166 A goddamn trail run? 600 00:23:24,166 --> 00:23:25,542 No, screw that shit, man. 601 00:23:25,542 --> 00:23:26,417 Relax, man. 602 00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:27,250 What's your deal? 603 00:23:27,250 --> 00:23:29,000 They're talking about camera crews. 604 00:23:29,000 --> 00:23:30,375 What camera crews? 605 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,792 We are the camera crew. 606 00:23:31,792 --> 00:23:33,875 Relax, dude. 607 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,126 What, do you want to work for an egotistical maniac? 608 00:23:36,126 --> 00:23:37,709 I'm already working for one. 609 00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,208 Whatever, man. 610 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:40,500 Listen. 611 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:42,500 Listen! 612 00:23:42,500 --> 00:23:45,125 Let's just kill the video like we always do. 613 00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:47,000 We'll get in with this crew. 614 00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:50,208 We'll get paid to make videos every week. 615 00:23:50,208 --> 00:23:52,583 And they promote two clubs each week. 616 00:23:52,583 --> 00:23:54,126 That's more money for us. 617 00:23:54,126 --> 00:23:55,250 Yeah, if they decide to pay us. 618 00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:57,126 He'll pay. 619 00:23:57,126 --> 00:23:59,917 They just have to break us in a little bit. 620 00:23:59,917 --> 00:24:01,084 What are we, dogs? 621 00:24:01,084 --> 00:24:04,042 Just play the game for a little bit. 622 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:07,583 Like you said, just use them until we find 623 00:24:07,583 --> 00:24:08,792 the next step in the ladder. 624 00:24:13,250 --> 00:24:16,126 You're right. 625 00:24:16,126 --> 00:24:18,084 You're right. 626 00:24:18,084 --> 00:24:22,834 Plus, it'll be fun as shit. 627 00:24:22,834 --> 00:24:27,792 Nightclubs, chicks, drinks. 628 00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:28,417 We're moving up. 629 00:24:35,583 --> 00:24:40,166 So close, but so far away. 630 00:24:40,166 --> 00:24:44,583 I'm running out of reasons to ask you to stay. 631 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:48,167 Your mind changes like the seasons, 632 00:24:48,167 --> 00:24:52,208 leaving me out in the cold, feeling so-- 633 00:24:52,208 --> 00:24:54,083 feeling so alone. 634 00:24:54,083 --> 00:25:01,083 I'm waiting for you to come around again. 635 00:25:01,083 --> 00:25:03,709 I can't wait forever. 636 00:25:03,709 --> 00:25:06,041 I'm waiting. 637 00:25:06,041 --> 00:25:10,000 I want you so bad. 638 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,209 But I can't wait forever. 639 00:25:19,500 --> 00:25:21,500 I can't wait forever. 640 00:25:38,917 --> 00:25:39,917 Gordo presents. 641 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:56,167 Look, man, you don't get to just make 642 00:25:56,167 --> 00:25:57,959 extreme decisions like that. 643 00:25:57,959 --> 00:25:59,542 Extreme decisions? 644 00:25:59,542 --> 00:26:02,542 I know that filming is easy for you and all nonchalant. 645 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:06,834 But marketing is a serious business. 646 00:26:06,834 --> 00:26:09,875 The look of our company matters on every single piece 647 00:26:09,875 --> 00:26:11,625 of content that we put out. 648 00:26:11,625 --> 00:26:12,166 Oh, I'm sorry. 649 00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,583 What part of this video misrepresents 650 00:26:13,583 --> 00:26:14,792 what you do for a living? 651 00:26:14,792 --> 00:26:16,375 It's not just that. 652 00:26:16,375 --> 00:26:18,291 Our team has an order. 653 00:26:18,291 --> 00:26:21,834 There's a structure, a chain of command, checks and balances. 654 00:26:21,834 --> 00:26:24,042 Dude, it's a video about partying. 655 00:26:24,042 --> 00:26:24,709 That's it. 656 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,458 Relax. 657 00:26:25,458 --> 00:26:28,875 Look, you film the video. 658 00:26:28,875 --> 00:26:29,875 You edit it. 659 00:26:29,875 --> 00:26:31,042 You send it to me. 660 00:26:31,042 --> 00:26:34,167 I'll watch it, and then I'll check off on it. 661 00:26:34,167 --> 00:26:36,792 I get to decide when we post the video. 662 00:26:36,792 --> 00:26:38,959 You don't get to post whatever you want. 663 00:26:38,959 --> 00:26:41,167 Dude, have you seen social media? 664 00:26:41,167 --> 00:26:42,083 Everyone loves it. 665 00:26:42,083 --> 00:26:44,167 You're the only one that's bitching about it. 666 00:26:44,167 --> 00:26:47,125 Then I'm the only one that runs this business. 667 00:26:47,125 --> 00:26:49,500 You got a problem with that? 668 00:26:49,500 --> 00:26:55,041 Why don't you go back to filming some run-down, shitty-ass bar? 669 00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:56,167 Look, hold on. 670 00:26:56,167 --> 00:26:56,542 Wait. 671 00:26:56,542 --> 00:26:57,583 Just wait. 672 00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,000 This is stupid. 673 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:02,583 I don't want to argue, and I don't want to yell at you. 674 00:27:02,583 --> 00:27:07,750 Look, dropping a video is all about key timing, OK? 675 00:27:07,750 --> 00:27:10,084 What if we have an event coming up? 676 00:27:10,084 --> 00:27:11,291 We've got to hype that up. 677 00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:14,041 We've got to capitalize on a post. 678 00:27:14,041 --> 00:27:18,000 It's all about the timing, OK? 679 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:21,667 Let's just pull the video down, and we'll fix it. 680 00:27:21,667 --> 00:27:22,250 I mean, come on. 681 00:27:22,250 --> 00:27:24,250 There's some pacing issues in that video. 682 00:27:24,250 --> 00:27:26,000 Some of the shots are a little slow, 683 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:29,417 and I need that to be fast. 684 00:27:29,417 --> 00:27:31,084 Let's work on it together. 685 00:27:31,084 --> 00:27:34,333 We can fix it, put it back up, and then on the next video, 686 00:27:34,333 --> 00:27:37,834 we can work on it together and knock that out. 687 00:27:37,834 --> 00:27:39,000 Come on, man. 688 00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:41,500 Let's get back to work and have some fun. 689 00:27:52,792 --> 00:27:54,250 Party Hype Film Krew. 690 00:27:54,250 --> 00:27:55,875 This is how we party, bro. 691 00:28:28,625 --> 00:28:32,001 It's the same shit every single time we go out. 692 00:28:32,001 --> 00:28:33,041 Do you realize that? 693 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:34,583 It's called being nice, OK? 694 00:28:34,583 --> 00:28:37,166 Not everyone's an angry, stone-faced asshole. 695 00:28:37,166 --> 00:28:38,084 Nice? 696 00:28:38,084 --> 00:28:39,250 Is that what you call it? 697 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:41,041 Complaining about your life to every guy 698 00:28:41,041 --> 00:28:43,084 you see like it's so bad. 699 00:28:43,084 --> 00:28:44,083 You go to a PWI. 700 00:28:44,083 --> 00:28:46,417 And you're basically the queen of your little sorority. 701 00:28:46,417 --> 00:28:47,083 Really? 702 00:28:47,083 --> 00:28:48,750 Who are you to judge me? 703 00:28:48,750 --> 00:28:50,084 Screw you. 704 00:28:50,084 --> 00:28:54,083 Oh, yeah, and laughing at every guy's joke like it's so funny. 705 00:28:54,083 --> 00:28:56,125 "Ha, ha, that's what she said. 706 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,125 Good one, Chad." 707 00:28:57,125 --> 00:29:00,667 Don't blame me for your own insecurities, OK? 708 00:29:00,667 --> 00:29:02,375 Insecurities? 709 00:29:02,375 --> 00:29:04,083 I call it being aware. 710 00:29:04,083 --> 00:29:08,375 Mean mugging every guy I introduce you to is insecure. 711 00:29:08,375 --> 00:29:11,250 Getting angry at me for not posting pictures of us 712 00:29:11,250 --> 00:29:12,875 on my social media? 713 00:29:12,875 --> 00:29:13,709 That's insecure. 714 00:29:13,709 --> 00:29:17,084 Hitting up my ex, asking him why we broke up? 715 00:29:17,084 --> 00:29:18,709 That is so insecure. 716 00:29:18,709 --> 00:29:20,250 Yeah, well, maybe if I could trust you, 717 00:29:20,250 --> 00:29:22,709 I wouldn't have to do shit like that, you know? 718 00:29:22,709 --> 00:29:26,000 Because you entertain every single guy you come across, 719 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,209 showing me stupid shit on your phone like, "Hey, babe, 720 00:29:29,209 --> 00:29:31,084 look at this picture this guy sent me. 721 00:29:31,084 --> 00:29:33,084 Oh my god, he won't stop texting me." 722 00:29:33,084 --> 00:29:35,083 How did he get your number in the first place? 723 00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:37,000 That's the type of shit that I'm talking about. 724 00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:38,209 You're the one to talk, you know. 725 00:29:38,209 --> 00:29:40,167 You have girls hanging off you all the time. 726 00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:41,001 And I push them off! 727 00:29:41,001 --> 00:29:42,542 What about Lauren? 728 00:29:42,542 --> 00:29:44,500 Hitting you up at 2:00 in the morning? 729 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,792 What is that about? 730 00:29:45,792 --> 00:29:48,208 What in the world gave her the confidence 731 00:29:48,208 --> 00:29:50,375 to call you at 2:00 in the morning? 732 00:29:50,375 --> 00:29:52,042 I explained that. 733 00:29:52,042 --> 00:29:54,208 You can't even explain the short, little midget frat 734 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:55,167 guy we saw tonight. 735 00:29:55,167 --> 00:29:55,542 Oh god. 736 00:29:55,542 --> 00:29:56,667 I'm an extrovert, OK? 737 00:29:56,667 --> 00:29:58,291 I'm a free spirit. 738 00:29:58,291 --> 00:29:59,375 And you know what? 739 00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,458 That was what you said you used to love about me. 740 00:30:01,458 --> 00:30:03,001 Yeah, well, maybe I made a mistake. 741 00:30:05,625 --> 00:30:06,583 A mistake? 742 00:30:09,750 --> 00:30:10,542 Yeah, you know what? 743 00:30:10,542 --> 00:30:11,458 I made a mistake, too. 744 00:30:11,458 --> 00:30:14,084 I kissed my ex while you were looking for me in the bathroom. 745 00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:14,750 And you want to know what? 746 00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:15,792 Maybe it was the best thing that's 747 00:30:15,792 --> 00:30:17,000 happened to me in the past month. 748 00:30:20,084 --> 00:30:20,750 Whoa, wait. 749 00:30:20,750 --> 00:30:21,709 Bella, sweetie, wait. 750 00:30:21,709 --> 00:30:22,083 Hold on. 751 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:22,458 You're too drunk to drive. 752 00:30:22,458 --> 00:30:23,208 Bella, come back. 753 00:30:23,208 --> 00:30:23,834 Bella! 754 00:30:23,834 --> 00:30:26,458 He didn't mean it. 755 00:30:26,458 --> 00:30:28,375 God. 756 00:30:28,375 --> 00:30:30,042 Jay, are you gonna do something? 757 00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:31,125 She's too drunk to drive. 758 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:34,167 Jay. 759 00:30:36,542 --> 00:30:37,167 Jay! 760 00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:40,917 I hope she crashes. 761 00:30:43,333 --> 00:30:44,542 Whoa, Mickey, Mickey. 762 00:30:44,542 --> 00:30:45,167 Mickey. 763 00:30:45,167 --> 00:30:46,458 Mickey, take it easy. 764 00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:47,375 Let the fuck go of me! 765 00:30:47,375 --> 00:30:48,500 We'll go find her. 766 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:49,333 Let me go. 767 00:30:49,333 --> 00:30:50,000 Trust me. 768 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,125 Just walk it off. 769 00:30:51,125 --> 00:30:51,750 Geez. 770 00:30:54,709 --> 00:30:55,667 Fucking prick. 771 00:30:58,625 --> 00:31:00,083 Friends with benefits. 772 00:31:05,126 --> 00:31:05,500 Yeah. 773 00:31:05,500 --> 00:31:10,750 When did we get so territorial and serious? 774 00:31:10,750 --> 00:31:11,667 I'm sorry. 775 00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:12,542 I don't know. 776 00:31:12,542 --> 00:31:13,167 I'm sorry. 777 00:31:13,167 --> 00:31:15,291 I'm sorry. 778 00:31:15,291 --> 00:31:17,709 I'm sorry. 779 00:31:17,709 --> 00:31:18,417 He was my first. 780 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 So we have a crazy history. 781 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,209 And-- 782 00:31:25,209 --> 00:31:25,792 It's cool. 783 00:31:25,792 --> 00:31:29,167 But I meant what I said when I said that, you know, 784 00:31:29,167 --> 00:31:33,000 we just hook up until we find somebody we really 785 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:33,834 want to be with. 786 00:31:33,834 --> 00:31:35,417 And, um-- 787 00:31:35,417 --> 00:31:40,834 It sounds, like, so easy to do, but I don't know. 788 00:31:40,834 --> 00:31:43,001 I think it's inevitable to get jealous 789 00:31:43,001 --> 00:31:49,208 when you're sharing your body with someone so often. 790 00:31:49,208 --> 00:31:51,542 You got jealous? 791 00:31:51,542 --> 00:31:57,167 I saw you on the dance floor with that big-tittied cocktail 792 00:31:57,167 --> 00:32:01,166 waitress, and I wanted to rip out her fake extensions. 793 00:32:02,125 --> 00:32:03,625 Ouch. 794 00:32:03,625 --> 00:32:07,084 I can't believe I was feeling that way. 795 00:32:07,084 --> 00:32:12,959 I think, um, we should just be friends. 796 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:14,167 Yeah. 797 00:32:14,167 --> 00:32:15,125 Sounds good. 798 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:16,959 It was fun, though. 799 00:32:16,959 --> 00:32:17,792 Yeah. 800 00:32:17,792 --> 00:32:18,375 Yeah, it was. 801 00:32:21,167 --> 00:32:23,167 I guess I'll, um-- 802 00:32:23,167 --> 00:32:24,125 I guess I'll see you around. 803 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:23,917 Bitch. 804 00:33:50,125 --> 00:33:51,208 Check this crowd out. 805 00:33:54,291 --> 00:33:55,709 The line goes down the street. 806 00:33:55,709 --> 00:33:56,417 Look at over here. 807 00:34:00,083 --> 00:34:01,875 It's the party bomb. 808 00:34:01,875 --> 00:34:03,084 It's all over the place. 809 00:34:03,084 --> 00:34:03,834 I love it. 810 00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:04,208 I love it. 811 00:34:04,208 --> 00:34:05,834 Ladies all over the place, man. 812 00:34:05,834 --> 00:34:09,166 I know everybody's gonna have a blast tonight. 813 00:34:09,166 --> 00:34:09,792 Shit! 814 00:34:09,792 --> 00:34:12,583 If this damn thing would just go! 815 00:34:12,583 --> 00:34:13,625 Jay? 816 00:34:13,625 --> 00:34:15,291 What? 817 00:34:15,291 --> 00:34:16,167 I'm sorry? 818 00:34:16,167 --> 00:34:16,542 I'm sorry. 819 00:34:16,542 --> 00:34:17,625 Um, I just put the camera up. 820 00:34:17,625 --> 00:34:19,875 The photos and videos will be online later this week. 821 00:34:19,875 --> 00:34:20,625 Thank you. 822 00:34:20,625 --> 00:34:22,667 How many times do you have to say that per night? 823 00:34:22,667 --> 00:34:25,209 A lot. 824 00:34:25,209 --> 00:34:27,875 Jay, it's me, Dani. 825 00:34:27,875 --> 00:34:29,625 That crazy jello wrestling night, 826 00:34:29,625 --> 00:34:31,542 you interviewed me and some of my friends. 827 00:34:31,542 --> 00:34:32,167 I'm sorry. 828 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:34,083 This is really embarrassing. 829 00:34:34,083 --> 00:34:35,083 It's been a rough night. 830 00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:36,667 But, um, how have you been? 831 00:34:36,667 --> 00:34:37,125 I'm sorry. 832 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:37,750 I'm sorry. 833 00:34:37,750 --> 00:34:39,875 It's fine. 834 00:34:39,875 --> 00:34:41,000 Good, good. 835 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,083 I'm just enjoying my summer before my school 836 00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:44,500 stuff starts back up. 837 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:45,875 Ooh, don't remind me. 838 00:34:45,875 --> 00:34:46,583 Yeah. 839 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:49,126 And school was like hell for me last semester. 840 00:34:49,126 --> 00:34:51,041 So I changed my major from health sciences 841 00:34:51,041 --> 00:34:52,792 to biomedical engineering. 842 00:34:52,792 --> 00:34:53,917 Holy shit. 843 00:34:53,917 --> 00:34:56,084 I mean, naturally, that's such a smooth transition. 844 00:34:56,084 --> 00:34:56,417 I know. 845 00:34:56,417 --> 00:34:58,000 I mean, I can see how that goes so well. 846 00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:00,126 No, it's just-- it's more fun for me. 847 00:35:00,126 --> 00:35:02,001 And then my family and I, like, this weekend 848 00:35:02,001 --> 00:35:06,083 are gonna take our annual family vacation thing to Aspen. 849 00:35:06,083 --> 00:35:06,834 So. 850 00:35:06,834 --> 00:35:07,750 You're going to Aspen? 851 00:35:07,750 --> 00:35:09,126 Yeah, have you been? 852 00:35:09,126 --> 00:35:09,500 No. 853 00:35:09,500 --> 00:35:10,959 No, I've-- I haven't left Texas. 854 00:35:10,959 --> 00:35:11,500 Well, wait, no. 855 00:35:11,500 --> 00:35:14,084 There was this one time me and my friends got really wasted 856 00:35:14,084 --> 00:35:16,208 and we went to that casino out in Oklahoma. 857 00:35:16,208 --> 00:35:18,709 But I mean-- I mean, I guess Aspen, that's cool, too. 858 00:35:18,709 --> 00:35:20,667 Yeah, but we should party when I get back. 859 00:35:20,667 --> 00:35:21,208 Yeah. 860 00:35:21,208 --> 00:35:22,042 Yeah. 861 00:35:22,042 --> 00:35:26,126 What's-- what's, um-- what's your cell? 862 00:35:26,126 --> 00:35:28,042 OK, 214-- 863 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:28,542 214-- 864 00:35:28,542 --> 00:35:31,542 Honestly, it's probably easier if I just-- 865 00:35:31,542 --> 00:35:32,458 Yeah, yeah. 866 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:36,417 OK, wait. 867 00:35:36,417 --> 00:35:37,208 Let's take a selfie. 868 00:35:37,208 --> 00:35:38,125 Yeah, sure. 869 00:35:43,875 --> 00:35:44,250 Wait. 870 00:35:44,250 --> 00:35:46,083 I meant-- can I take another one in case I look ugly? 871 00:35:46,083 --> 00:35:47,333 Oh my god, you don't look ugly. 872 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:48,001 No, stop. 873 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:48,250 I have to. 874 00:35:48,250 --> 00:35:48,875 OK. 875 00:35:54,291 --> 00:35:57,583 #AngryVideoGuy. 876 00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:58,625 #You'veComeALongWay. 877 00:35:58,625 --> 00:36:00,458 Don't worry about it. 878 00:36:00,458 --> 00:36:01,417 Damn. 879 00:36:01,417 --> 00:36:03,792 Your job is to keep track of them. 880 00:36:03,792 --> 00:36:05,458 Look, I'm not gonna tell black people 881 00:36:05,458 --> 00:36:07,041 they can't come to the club. 882 00:36:07,041 --> 00:36:08,208 That's not what I'm saying. 883 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:10,625 That's basically what you're saying, right? 884 00:36:10,625 --> 00:36:13,084 Look, if you don't want black people to come to the club, 885 00:36:13,084 --> 00:36:15,001 junk crank up the dress code. 886 00:36:15,001 --> 00:36:18,166 Stop letting them wear big shirts and basketball shoes. 887 00:36:18,166 --> 00:36:19,542 That's the bodyguard's job. 888 00:36:19,542 --> 00:36:20,834 Tell them to do a better job. 889 00:36:20,834 --> 00:36:22,208 That's your job. 890 00:36:22,208 --> 00:36:23,959 I saw the groups you brought in. 891 00:36:23,959 --> 00:36:27,542 If too many of them get in, it changes the vibe of the club. 892 00:36:27,542 --> 00:36:28,917 They start fights. 893 00:36:28,917 --> 00:36:30,500 People are afraid to come here. 894 00:36:30,500 --> 00:36:31,291 And we lose money. 895 00:36:31,291 --> 00:36:33,167 You lose money. 896 00:36:33,167 --> 00:36:35,000 Perception is reality. 897 00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:37,208 We need to maintain an upscale environment. 898 00:36:37,208 --> 00:36:40,291 By upscale, do you mean these insecure white girls 899 00:36:40,291 --> 00:36:41,583 with big, fake titties? 900 00:36:41,583 --> 00:36:43,417 Or they're rich-ass sugar daddies who 901 00:36:43,417 --> 00:36:44,625 are cheating on their wives? 902 00:36:44,625 --> 00:36:46,792 This is not a joke. 903 00:36:46,792 --> 00:36:48,875 I will not lose another club because of them. 904 00:36:48,875 --> 00:36:51,208 I will happily get rid of your little squad 905 00:36:51,208 --> 00:36:52,959 long before I let that happen. 906 00:36:52,959 --> 00:36:54,750 You probably lost your last club because you 907 00:36:54,750 --> 00:36:56,458 don't know how the world works. 908 00:36:56,458 --> 00:37:00,750 Those fake white girls with fake titties have fathers-- 909 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:02,917 fathers who made their fortunes on the backs 910 00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,834 of my mother and father, who were paid just enough for us 911 00:37:06,834 --> 00:37:09,042 to still starve. 912 00:37:09,042 --> 00:37:10,333 Those are the bank accounts I want 913 00:37:10,333 --> 00:37:13,625 to bleed dry every night, as I sell their entitled 914 00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:18,291 sons and daughters fermented, overpriced poison. 915 00:37:18,291 --> 00:37:19,917 Things are never black or white, GO. 916 00:37:19,917 --> 00:37:22,126 I'm not a racist. 917 00:37:22,126 --> 00:37:24,042 I'm a capitalist. 918 00:37:24,042 --> 00:37:25,250 You know what? 919 00:37:25,250 --> 00:37:28,084 I'm gonna save you the trouble. 920 00:37:28,084 --> 00:37:29,917 I quit. 921 00:37:29,917 --> 00:37:33,166 My team ain't working for no racist, prejudiced piece 922 00:37:33,166 --> 00:37:36,209 of shit like you. 923 00:37:36,209 --> 00:37:36,583 Good luck. 924 00:37:40,291 --> 00:37:41,875 Oh, what now? 925 00:37:41,875 --> 00:37:42,917 We haven't been paid yet. 926 00:37:42,917 --> 00:37:44,208 You can get the pre-game tomorrow. 927 00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:46,959 We gotta count it first and pay our guys. 928 00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:47,875 How is that my problem? 929 00:37:47,875 --> 00:37:48,875 Get out of my way. 930 00:37:53,750 --> 00:37:54,709 I'm working. 931 00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,041 I'm sorry. 932 00:38:02,041 --> 00:38:03,417 Wait. 933 00:38:03,417 --> 00:38:05,959 Are you the videographer? 934 00:38:05,959 --> 00:38:07,291 Yeah. 935 00:38:07,291 --> 00:38:10,167 Awesome work, my friend. 936 00:38:10,167 --> 00:38:11,250 Thanks. 937 00:38:11,250 --> 00:38:12,084 I'm Alex. 938 00:38:12,084 --> 00:38:13,001 I own Club Life. 939 00:38:13,001 --> 00:38:16,250 I'm firing Squad X. So when you want to cut out the middleman, 940 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,209 give me a call. 941 00:38:17,209 --> 00:38:19,542 I'll double whatever he's paying you. 942 00:38:19,542 --> 00:38:21,083 Matter of fact, can you send me a copy 943 00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,625 of the video you made tonight? 944 00:38:22,625 --> 00:38:23,125 Yeah. 945 00:38:23,125 --> 00:38:24,001 Ye-- yeah. 946 00:38:24,001 --> 00:38:25,167 Don't change anything. 947 00:38:25,167 --> 00:38:26,875 Make it exactly how you usually would. 948 00:38:26,875 --> 00:38:28,126 Bring that magic. 949 00:38:28,126 --> 00:38:28,500 Yeah. 950 00:38:28,500 --> 00:38:30,167 Yeah, man, totally. 951 00:38:30,167 --> 00:38:31,417 When will it be ready? 952 00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:32,542 48. 953 00:38:32,542 --> 00:38:33,959 48 hours, max. 954 00:38:33,959 --> 00:38:34,959 You work quick. 955 00:38:34,959 --> 00:38:35,834 I love it. 956 00:38:35,834 --> 00:38:36,709 We'll talk soon. 957 00:38:36,709 --> 00:38:37,291 Yeah. 958 00:38:37,291 --> 00:38:38,583 Yeah. 959 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:39,209 Thank you. 960 00:38:39,209 --> 00:38:39,583 Thank you. 961 00:38:51,750 --> 00:38:52,417 Gordo presents. 962 00:39:17,709 --> 00:39:20,166 Uh-oh. 963 00:39:20,166 --> 00:39:21,792 Is this guy bothering you? 964 00:39:21,792 --> 00:39:22,667 No, he's just-- 965 00:39:22,667 --> 00:39:24,126 No, don't worry, babe. 966 00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:26,125 I'll handle it. 967 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,959 Wait. 968 00:39:27,959 --> 00:39:31,458 Hey, look, asshole, I don't know who you are, but-- oh my god! 969 00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:32,333 Please don't hurt me! 970 00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:34,083 Take my wallet! 971 00:39:34,083 --> 00:39:35,667 I don't want your money. 972 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,041 Please don't hurt me. 973 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:38,041 I love you people. 974 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,083 Black lives matter. 975 00:39:39,083 --> 00:39:40,041 I voted for Obama. 976 00:39:40,041 --> 00:39:41,458 Basketball is my favorite sport. 977 00:39:41,458 --> 00:39:44,166 I-- please. 978 00:39:44,166 --> 00:39:44,792 Ah! 979 00:39:47,417 --> 00:39:50,083 I'm gonna call my dad, and he's gonna sue you. 980 00:39:53,458 --> 00:39:56,333 What kind of guy wears shorts that don't pass his knees? 981 00:39:56,333 --> 00:40:00,959 I'm old enough to date whoever I want, you know. 982 00:40:00,959 --> 00:40:02,083 How did you find me? 983 00:40:02,083 --> 00:40:03,083 I'm not here about that. 984 00:40:03,083 --> 00:40:04,750 Your mom told me where you were. 985 00:40:04,750 --> 00:40:05,250 What's wrong? 986 00:40:09,083 --> 00:40:10,041 Oh. 987 00:40:10,041 --> 00:40:11,084 Yeah. 988 00:40:11,084 --> 00:40:12,458 You didn't tell her, did you? 989 00:40:12,458 --> 00:40:13,333 No, I didn't tell her. 990 00:40:13,333 --> 00:40:14,917 She's got real shit to worry about. 991 00:40:14,917 --> 00:40:16,834 And I'm not a snitch. 992 00:40:16,834 --> 00:40:17,834 Look, don't smile at me. 993 00:40:17,834 --> 00:40:19,625 What the hell were you doing at a club? 994 00:40:19,625 --> 00:40:22,209 Celebrating my 18th birthday. 995 00:40:22,209 --> 00:40:23,583 Thanks for remembering, by the way. 996 00:40:23,583 --> 00:40:24,417 I've seen your friends. 997 00:40:24,417 --> 00:40:26,209 There's no way in hell they're over 17. 998 00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:27,166 How the hell did you get in? 999 00:40:27,166 --> 00:40:28,083 We sent Tony a fake. 1000 00:40:29,084 --> 00:40:30,000 Oh my god, you're so young. 1001 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:31,875 You know what kind of people go to clubs? 1002 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:34,084 Look, people looking to hook up with people, OK? 1003 00:40:34,084 --> 00:40:36,125 They're looking to take advantage of whoever is there, 1004 00:40:36,125 --> 00:40:39,084 especially young girls that have no business being there, 1005 00:40:39,084 --> 00:40:41,125 who are probably actually underage in the first place, 1006 00:40:41,125 --> 00:40:41,792 all right? 1007 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:44,041 They're looking to take them to go do things and go places 1008 00:40:44,041 --> 00:40:45,500 that you wouldn't normally go! 1009 00:40:45,500 --> 00:40:48,917 And some people, like my friends and I, just go to dance. 1010 00:40:48,917 --> 00:40:50,834 That's like 8% of the people that are there. 1011 00:40:50,834 --> 00:40:55,041 The other 92% are people that are savages, animals 1012 00:40:55,041 --> 00:40:58,250 looking to hook up with anything that has a pulse or breathes. 1013 00:40:58,250 --> 00:41:01,458 What percentage are you in? 1014 00:41:01,458 --> 00:41:02,458 Yeah. 1015 00:41:02,458 --> 00:41:04,333 I've seen your videos. 1016 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,291 Party Hype Film Krew? 1017 00:41:06,291 --> 00:41:09,000 You're lecturing me about being safe from predators? 1018 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,208 Yeah, you would know, right? 1019 00:41:10,208 --> 00:41:11,250 That's different. 1020 00:41:11,250 --> 00:41:12,291 How? 1021 00:41:12,291 --> 00:41:15,084 Hey, you're not gonna make me feel guilty about this, OK? 1022 00:41:15,084 --> 00:41:17,167 You're a kid in high school. 1023 00:41:17,167 --> 00:41:18,917 I'm 21 and in college, OK? 1024 00:41:18,917 --> 00:41:21,125 That doesn't even make sense. 1025 00:41:21,125 --> 00:41:22,667 Whatever. 1026 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,291 Just leave me alone. 1027 00:41:24,291 --> 00:41:26,250 Handle your own life. 1028 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,500 Katie. 1029 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:30,084 Katie! 1030 00:41:30,084 --> 00:41:30,458 Shit! 1031 00:42:01,084 --> 00:42:03,126 Blue shorts was your ride home, wasn't he? 1032 00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:15,041 I just want to see you get to your next destination in life 1033 00:42:15,041 --> 00:42:15,667 safely. 1034 00:42:18,001 --> 00:42:18,375 I know. 1035 00:42:21,291 --> 00:42:26,625 Look, just-- I'm sorry for being involved too much in your life. 1036 00:42:26,625 --> 00:42:30,458 And, uh, just call me if you need anything or want me 1037 00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:34,126 to handle anybody. 1038 00:42:34,126 --> 00:42:37,166 I always do. 1039 00:42:37,166 --> 00:42:40,583 And I didn't mean what I said earlier. 1040 00:42:40,583 --> 00:42:43,126 I know you were looking out for me. 1041 00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:44,667 Thank you. 1042 00:42:44,667 --> 00:42:46,834 You're my get out of jail free card. 1043 00:42:50,792 --> 00:42:51,250 Get out. 1044 00:42:51,250 --> 00:42:52,333 You ruined it. 1045 00:42:52,333 --> 00:42:52,917 Get out. 1046 00:42:55,709 --> 00:42:56,083 Later. 1047 00:43:07,250 --> 00:43:09,209 --but it's like 2:00 in the morning. 1048 00:43:09,209 --> 00:43:11,375 I don't understand why we can't do this tomorrow. 1049 00:43:11,375 --> 00:43:12,041 sleep. 1050 00:43:12,041 --> 00:43:12,709 It's respect. 1051 00:43:12,709 --> 00:43:13,458 It's about respect. 1052 00:43:13,458 --> 00:43:14,458 He's already gone home. 1053 00:43:14,458 --> 00:43:16,875 He can't just feel like he can pay us whenever he wants. 1054 00:43:16,875 --> 00:43:17,834 You do this every time. 1055 00:43:17,834 --> 00:43:18,583 We're already here. 1056 00:43:18,583 --> 00:43:20,542 Why can't we wait until tomorrow? 1057 00:43:20,542 --> 00:43:22,084 Why does it matt-- what? 1058 00:43:22,084 --> 00:43:23,458 We could just call him. 1059 00:43:23,458 --> 00:43:26,625 We'll figure out tomorrow if we do-- 1060 00:43:26,625 --> 00:43:27,000 Hey! 1061 00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:30,083 Now, what-- hey, don't you see I'm busy here? 1062 00:43:30,083 --> 00:43:31,458 Look, I'll pay y'all later. 1063 00:43:31,458 --> 00:43:33,750 Let me just finish up first. 1064 00:43:33,750 --> 00:43:34,125 Hey! 1065 00:43:34,125 --> 00:43:34,375 Whoa! 1066 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:34,667 Whoa! 1067 00:43:34,667 --> 00:43:35,250 Oh shit! 1068 00:43:35,250 --> 00:43:36,500 Oh f-- 1069 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,083 Oh shit. 1070 00:43:38,792 --> 00:43:39,166 Oh! 1071 00:43:41,041 --> 00:43:42,167 Oh, bite him. 1072 00:43:42,167 --> 00:43:44,041 Bite his ear off. 1073 00:43:44,041 --> 00:43:45,000 Hoo! 1074 00:43:45,000 --> 00:43:46,042 Ground and pound. 1075 00:43:46,042 --> 00:43:46,667 Ground and pound. 1076 00:43:46,667 --> 00:43:46,875 Ooh! 1077 00:43:46,875 --> 00:43:48,001 Put him in the guillotine! 1078 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:49,167 Put him in the guillotine. 1079 00:43:49,167 --> 00:43:50,542 Tap his ass out. 1080 00:43:59,208 --> 00:44:00,667 Hear my confession. 1081 00:44:00,667 --> 00:44:02,250 Girl, you the source of my stressin'. 1082 00:44:02,250 --> 00:44:03,750 I treat my loss as a lesson. 1083 00:44:03,750 --> 00:44:05,126 Could be for nothin'. 1084 00:44:05,126 --> 00:44:06,625 You could be out here finessin'. 1085 00:44:06,625 --> 00:44:08,166 Instead it's my phone that you textin'. 1086 00:44:08,166 --> 00:44:09,000 Look to the sky. 1087 00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:10,291 I thank God for my blessin'. 1088 00:44:10,291 --> 00:44:12,625 I act like I'm good on my own, but I'm flexin'. 1089 00:44:12,625 --> 00:44:15,667 Girl, if I could, I would buy you the world, buy you a crib, 1090 00:44:15,667 --> 00:44:18,917 toss the keys to the Jeep. 1091 00:44:18,917 --> 00:44:23,208 Sometimes what you need, it be sittin' in front of you. 1092 00:44:23,208 --> 00:44:24,166 Put me to the test. 1093 00:44:24,166 --> 00:44:25,792 Going far from your other dudes. 1094 00:44:25,792 --> 00:44:26,750 Just need a chance. 1095 00:44:26,750 --> 00:44:28,209 That way, I can get close to you. 1096 00:44:28,209 --> 00:44:30,167 Knew it was nothing the first time I spoke to-- 1097 00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,333 You just gonna play games now? 1098 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:33,042 Dude, it's the playoffs. 1099 00:44:33,042 --> 00:44:34,125 Are you-- what are you-- 1100 00:44:34,125 --> 00:44:36,250 It's game seven right now. 1101 00:44:36,250 --> 00:44:38,001 Game seven? 1102 00:44:38,001 --> 00:44:40,417 What-- it's like in the middle of the night right now. 1103 00:44:40,417 --> 00:44:42,417 How did you just pick up and resume a game? 1104 00:44:42,417 --> 00:44:44,291 I'm like this close to getting a championship. 1105 00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:44,917 Get up. 1106 00:44:44,917 --> 00:44:45,291 Oh my god. 1107 00:44:45,291 --> 00:44:46,250 Dude, forget that, man. 1108 00:44:46,250 --> 00:44:47,209 I came back 3-1. 1109 00:44:47,209 --> 00:44:47,625 It was this-- 1110 00:44:47,625 --> 00:44:50,166 Seriously, we need to help this girl. 1111 00:44:50,166 --> 00:44:52,375 She's incapacitated right now. 1112 00:44:52,375 --> 00:44:54,041 Get the hell up, dude. 1113 00:44:54,041 --> 00:44:57,709 Oh my god. 1114 00:44:57,709 --> 00:44:59,291 Dude, you gotta do it. 1115 00:44:59,291 --> 00:45:00,126 Dude, come on. 1116 00:45:00,126 --> 00:45:01,333 There's got to be another way to do this. 1117 00:45:01,333 --> 00:45:02,458 Just open her mouth. 1118 00:45:02,458 --> 00:45:03,959 How about-- how about-- how about I do that part, 1119 00:45:03,959 --> 00:45:04,542 and you do this part? 1120 00:45:04,542 --> 00:45:05,209 What? 1121 00:45:05,209 --> 00:45:05,625 No. 1122 00:45:05,625 --> 00:45:08,750 I'm her significant other, so I have to save her life, 1123 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:09,208 all right? 1124 00:45:09,208 --> 00:45:10,500 That doesn't even makes sense. 1125 00:45:10,500 --> 00:45:11,209 Like, how-- 1126 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:12,583 How does that not make sense to you? 1127 00:45:12,583 --> 00:45:13,333 All right? 1128 00:45:13,333 --> 00:45:14,333 Why don't you do it? 1129 00:45:14,333 --> 00:45:14,709 Because I'm-- 1130 00:45:14,709 --> 00:45:16,126 Why don't you feel compelled to? 1131 00:45:16,126 --> 00:45:16,542 Dude, I'm black. 1132 00:45:16,542 --> 00:45:17,750 She's gonna take me to jail. 1133 00:45:17,750 --> 00:45:20,125 What the hell-- you cannot just pull the race card out 1134 00:45:20,125 --> 00:45:21,167 of nowhere. 1135 00:45:21,167 --> 00:45:22,792 What-- this is how it starts in TV shows. 1136 00:45:22,792 --> 00:45:23,792 Friends are like, oh, go ahead. 1137 00:45:23,792 --> 00:45:24,209 Go try it. 1138 00:45:24,209 --> 00:45:25,125 And I'm like, oh, OK, I'll do it. 1139 00:45:25,125 --> 00:45:25,875 Jail. 1140 00:45:25,875 --> 00:45:28,375 Just put your hands on her face, OK? 1141 00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:29,001 OK. 1142 00:45:29,001 --> 00:45:29,917 OK. 1143 00:45:29,917 --> 00:45:30,458 Oh, yeah. 1144 00:45:30,458 --> 00:45:31,375 All right, dude. 1145 00:45:31,375 --> 00:45:34,208 All right, you got it? 1146 00:45:34,208 --> 00:45:36,667 So you lean her head back. 1147 00:45:36,667 --> 00:45:37,166 You got it. 1148 00:45:41,209 --> 00:45:42,167 That's too much. 1149 00:45:42,167 --> 00:45:42,500 That might be too-- 1150 00:45:42,500 --> 00:45:43,126 Shit! 1151 00:45:44,125 --> 00:45:45,750 Oh, oh. 1152 00:45:45,750 --> 00:45:47,126 Mm. 1153 00:45:47,126 --> 00:45:47,959 Ah. 1154 00:45:47,959 --> 00:45:48,333 Mm. 1155 00:45:52,126 --> 00:45:53,583 Jail. 1156 00:45:53,583 --> 00:45:54,209 Jail. 1157 00:46:01,709 --> 00:46:03,625 Mickey. 1158 00:46:03,625 --> 00:46:05,041 Oh, that's a lot of throw up. 1159 00:46:05,041 --> 00:46:07,001 What-- oh. 1160 00:46:07,001 --> 00:46:09,000 So go over again if you want to-- 1161 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,834 if you-- oh god. 1162 00:46:12,834 --> 00:46:14,291 It's gonna be OK. 1163 00:46:14,291 --> 00:46:15,959 It's gonna be all right. 1164 00:46:15,959 --> 00:46:16,917 Oh. 1165 00:46:16,917 --> 00:46:18,458 Oh, whoa. 1166 00:46:18,458 --> 00:46:19,583 What the hell do we do? 1167 00:46:19,583 --> 00:46:21,500 Leave her ass in there until she feels better. 1168 00:46:21,500 --> 00:46:22,625 Seriously? 1169 00:46:22,625 --> 00:46:23,792 What else are we gonna do? 1170 00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:25,333 Look, she's got to sleep that shit off. 1171 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:27,208 Throw a bottle of water in there or something. 1172 00:46:27,208 --> 00:46:29,042 I'm just glad we were there. 1173 00:46:29,042 --> 00:46:32,166 Gio is a piece of shit. 1174 00:46:32,166 --> 00:46:34,041 I've been trying to tell you that. 1175 00:46:34,041 --> 00:46:37,084 Who tries to mess with a chick who's passed out? 1176 00:46:37,084 --> 00:46:39,625 It's her own damn fault for getting herself in that shit. 1177 00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:41,458 You're kidding me, right? 1178 00:46:41,458 --> 00:46:43,001 Please tell me you're joking. 1179 00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:45,209 Look, I'm not saying what he was gonna do was right, 1180 00:46:45,209 --> 00:46:46,041 but I'm not gonna sit here and act 1181 00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:48,625 so damn shocked that that was gonna happen to her, you know? 1182 00:46:48,625 --> 00:46:50,667 You can't blame the victim for rape. 1183 00:46:50,667 --> 00:46:53,042 I'm not blam-- look at it this way. 1184 00:46:53,042 --> 00:46:54,417 Would you let one of those promoters 1185 00:46:54,417 --> 00:46:56,209 make your sister a drink? 1186 00:46:56,209 --> 00:46:57,166 Hell no. 1187 00:46:57,166 --> 00:46:58,959 And why is that? 1188 00:46:58,959 --> 00:47:00,001 Because they're creeps. 1189 00:47:00,001 --> 00:47:00,959 Exactly. 1190 00:47:00,959 --> 00:47:02,291 That's all I'm saying. 1191 00:47:02,291 --> 00:47:04,500 She should be aware of her surroundings. 1192 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:07,375 Look, shit happens, and I'm not denying that, OK? 1193 00:47:07,375 --> 00:47:09,959 But she should at least lower the percentage of chance 1194 00:47:09,959 --> 00:47:11,583 that she'll be harmed by somebody else. 1195 00:47:11,583 --> 00:47:14,959 You of all people don't live in fear of others, 1196 00:47:14,959 --> 00:47:16,709 so why the hell should she? 1197 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:18,166 Should isn't reality. 1198 00:47:18,166 --> 00:47:21,000 Should isn't gonna stop crazy people from trying to harm her. 1199 00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:25,041 Look, no matter how well-dressed or protected someone is, 1200 00:47:25,041 --> 00:47:27,875 crazy people are still gonna be crazy. 1201 00:47:27,875 --> 00:47:30,917 Well, maybe we figure out a w-- 1202 00:47:30,917 --> 00:47:33,126 Whe-- where am I? 1203 00:47:33,126 --> 00:47:34,001 My place. 1204 00:47:34,001 --> 00:47:34,375 You're safe. 1205 00:47:34,375 --> 00:47:34,625 How are-- 1206 00:47:34,625 --> 00:47:35,041 No. 1207 00:47:35,041 --> 00:47:36,208 No, no, no. 1208 00:47:36,208 --> 00:47:37,125 Where are my car keys? 1209 00:47:37,125 --> 00:47:38,166 Where are my car keys? 1210 00:47:38,166 --> 00:47:40,417 Uh, I don't-- I don't know. 1211 00:47:40,417 --> 00:47:41,750 Why did you bring me here? 1212 00:47:41,750 --> 00:47:44,001 Uh, because Gio was trying to touch you 1213 00:47:44,001 --> 00:47:46,250 while you were passed out. 1214 00:47:46,250 --> 00:47:47,083 That's it? 1215 00:47:47,083 --> 00:47:48,166 I th-- 1216 00:47:48,166 --> 00:47:48,792 What? 1217 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:50,792 I just-- just where are my keys? 1218 00:47:50,792 --> 00:47:51,375 I don't know. 1219 00:47:51,375 --> 00:47:54,250 Would you just stop for a second and talk to me? 1220 00:47:54,250 --> 00:47:56,959 Cody, I cannot afford to lose this job, OK? 1221 00:47:56,959 --> 00:47:57,917 I need the money. 1222 00:47:57,917 --> 00:48:00,208 So you're willing to let them use you? 1223 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:02,667 I use them just as much as they use me, OK? 1224 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:03,667 But that doesn't-- 1225 00:48:03,667 --> 00:48:07,041 Look, Cody, it's not pretty, but it's my decision, OK? 1226 00:48:10,042 --> 00:48:12,126 I know that what you saw looked weird, 1227 00:48:12,126 --> 00:48:14,542 but it was all a plan, OK? 1228 00:48:14,542 --> 00:48:17,750 Sometimes he and I, we try strange things. 1229 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:20,583 And what you saw was the plan. 1230 00:48:20,583 --> 00:48:24,166 It was consensual, I promise. 1231 00:48:24,166 --> 00:48:25,417 Where is he? 1232 00:48:25,417 --> 00:48:27,083 I knocked him out. 1233 00:48:27,083 --> 00:48:29,209 You did what? 1234 00:48:29,209 --> 00:48:30,500 Are y'all together? 1235 00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,333 No. 1236 00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:33,709 I don't know. 1237 00:48:33,709 --> 00:48:36,709 I'm not with anyone. 1238 00:48:36,709 --> 00:48:37,583 You hit him? 1239 00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:41,126 That's kind of hot. 1240 00:48:43,667 --> 00:48:48,834 I just want to experience life and have fun and experiment, 1241 00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:49,792 OK? 1242 00:48:49,792 --> 00:48:52,709 By getting roped in a coma? 1243 00:48:52,709 --> 00:48:54,126 Don't judge me. 1244 00:48:54,126 --> 00:48:58,792 How can you stand there and expect me to be OK with this? 1245 00:48:58,792 --> 00:49:01,583 What kind of a relationship is that? 1246 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:06,583 Can't we just enjoy a this summer, Cody? 1247 00:49:06,583 --> 00:49:09,250 Look, you and I are not going to be that couple 1248 00:49:09,250 --> 00:49:14,125 that everyone cheers for to win prom king and queen, OK? 1249 00:49:14,125 --> 00:49:19,041 My job, it isn't pretty, but I'm good at it. 1250 00:49:19,041 --> 00:49:21,126 And not all of us have our parents 1251 00:49:21,126 --> 00:49:23,250 paying for our apartments. 1252 00:49:23,250 --> 00:49:24,875 OK? 1253 00:49:24,875 --> 00:49:26,667 Please don't judge me. 1254 00:49:29,333 --> 00:49:30,917 I can't talk about this right now. 1255 00:49:30,917 --> 00:49:31,500 I need my keys. 1256 00:49:37,625 --> 00:49:40,417 Look, they're probably at the pre-game house. 1257 00:49:40,417 --> 00:49:41,084 Screw it. 1258 00:49:41,084 --> 00:49:44,042 I'll just call an Uber. 1259 00:49:44,042 --> 00:49:46,083 I'm sorry, Cody. 1260 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:49,042 Please don't be mad. 1261 00:49:49,042 --> 00:49:51,042 I gotta go. 1262 00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,083 Call you later, OK? 1263 00:50:00,000 --> 00:50:03,041 "Don't be mad." 1264 00:50:03,041 --> 00:50:05,709 What the hell just happened? 1265 00:50:05,709 --> 00:50:08,375 I guess it was consensual. 1266 00:50:08,375 --> 00:50:09,001 Wow. 1267 00:50:11,834 --> 00:50:13,542 Hey, look, man, that wasn't your fault. 1268 00:50:13,542 --> 00:50:14,750 There's no way in hell you-- 1269 00:50:14,750 --> 00:50:19,333 I just-- how can she be so-- 1270 00:50:19,333 --> 00:50:22,667 I think I'm just gonna call it a night. 1271 00:50:22,667 --> 00:50:23,709 And I'm sorry. 1272 00:50:23,709 --> 00:50:25,792 I think I just got us fired. 1273 00:50:25,792 --> 00:50:28,126 No, man, don't worry about that shit. 1274 00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:29,709 I'm glad we're done with those guys. 1275 00:50:29,709 --> 00:50:30,959 You get some sleep. 1276 00:50:30,959 --> 00:50:32,458 Get some rest. 1277 00:50:32,458 --> 00:50:34,126 Let me worry about the next move. 1278 00:50:45,167 --> 00:50:47,166 Dude, what the hell are you wearing? 1279 00:50:47,166 --> 00:50:47,917 What? 1280 00:50:47,917 --> 00:50:49,792 Your shoes look like they were eaten by a dog. 1281 00:50:49,792 --> 00:50:51,959 Do you think he's gonna be looking at my shoes 1282 00:50:51,959 --> 00:50:52,917 the whole time, OK? 1283 00:50:52,917 --> 00:50:53,583 You can wear-- 1284 00:50:53,583 --> 00:50:55,166 My eyes are up here, dude. 1285 00:50:55,166 --> 00:50:58,458 He's gonna be seeing this fine Italian shirt. 1286 00:50:58,458 --> 00:51:00,083 Do they not have irons in Italy? 1287 00:51:00,083 --> 00:51:03,001 This is mustard yellow, OK? 1288 00:51:03,001 --> 00:51:05,458 It's this year's fashion color, OK? 1289 00:51:05,458 --> 00:51:08,917 I don't need you right now. 1290 00:51:08,917 --> 00:51:10,917 Sorry about that, guys. 1291 00:51:10,917 --> 00:51:13,583 Someone dropped the ball on some inventory, blah, blah, blah, 1292 00:51:13,583 --> 00:51:14,041 whatever. 1293 00:51:14,041 --> 00:51:14,959 Not your problem. 1294 00:51:14,959 --> 00:51:16,792 No worries. 1295 00:51:16,792 --> 00:51:18,500 You guys are doing amazing work. 1296 00:51:18,500 --> 00:51:20,458 Just a couple of things I want to change. 1297 00:51:20,458 --> 00:51:24,333 First, no shots of pre-game partying or buses. 1298 00:51:24,333 --> 00:51:28,166 It makes it look trashy and like we're at a tailgating party. 1299 00:51:28,166 --> 00:51:32,792 And we're also aiming for a sexy but classy look. 1300 00:51:32,792 --> 00:51:34,333 So we're talking about the uptown 1301 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,834 crowds and local colleges. 1302 00:51:36,834 --> 00:51:39,959 So you know, show mainly them. 1303 00:51:39,959 --> 00:51:41,208 Them? 1304 00:51:41,208 --> 00:51:42,084 Them. 1305 00:51:42,084 --> 00:51:46,208 So more crazy, rich, white people in the video. 1306 00:51:46,208 --> 00:51:48,667 Look, we're both minorities here. 1307 00:51:48,667 --> 00:51:50,126 I'm not saying exclude us. 1308 00:51:50,126 --> 00:51:53,042 I'm just saying know your customer. 1309 00:51:53,042 --> 00:51:55,209 The only color I care about is green. 1310 00:51:55,209 --> 00:51:56,917 Aside from that, everything else is great. 1311 00:51:56,917 --> 00:51:59,333 So I'll need you on Thursdays for college nights, 1312 00:51:59,333 --> 00:52:02,875 Fridays for EDM neon nights, and then some Saturdays 1313 00:52:02,875 --> 00:52:05,834 for celebrity DJs and performers. 1314 00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:07,750 Did you just say celebrities? 1315 00:52:07,750 --> 00:52:09,417 Yes, sir. 1316 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:12,042 I'll even throw in a little extra on celebrity nights. 1317 00:52:12,042 --> 00:52:13,875 Hell yeah. 1318 00:52:13,875 --> 00:52:15,084 Name your price. 1319 00:52:15,084 --> 00:52:17,167 Well, we just got some brand new camera equipment, 1320 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:19,542 and the total price also covers all the editing, as well. 1321 00:52:19,542 --> 00:52:21,625 And we do as many re-edits as you like. 1322 00:52:21,625 --> 00:52:23,001 But it's gonna be $400 total. 1323 00:52:26,001 --> 00:52:27,375 Done. 1324 00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:29,417 I'll see you gentlemen on Thursday. 1325 00:52:29,417 --> 00:52:30,042 Thank you. 1326 00:52:30,042 --> 00:52:31,126 Thank you. 1327 00:52:31,126 --> 00:52:31,500 Thank you. 1328 00:52:31,500 --> 00:52:32,126 Pleasure. 1329 00:53:40,417 --> 00:53:42,167 Ooh. 1330 00:53:42,167 --> 00:53:42,542 I like that. 1331 00:53:42,542 --> 00:53:43,167 OK. 1332 00:53:43,167 --> 00:53:46,083 Just because I can do something doesn't mean that I should. 1333 00:53:46,083 --> 00:53:46,875 That's fair. 1334 00:53:46,875 --> 00:53:48,000 I can behind that. 1335 00:53:48,000 --> 00:53:50,208 You sure you're not like a psych major or something? 1336 00:53:50,208 --> 00:53:53,083 What kind of job would a degree in psychology get me exactly? 1337 00:53:53,083 --> 00:53:53,750 See, that. 1338 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:54,375 That right there. 1339 00:53:54,375 --> 00:53:55,375 That's exactly what I'm talking about. 1340 00:53:55,375 --> 00:53:58,166 Why does everything have to be about some type of end result 1341 00:53:58,166 --> 00:53:59,167 or goal? 1342 00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:01,500 Why can't it just be about, hey, I really like that thing. 1343 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:02,125 I should try it. 1344 00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:03,001 Life's short. 1345 00:54:03,001 --> 00:54:03,917 Take a risk. 1346 00:54:03,917 --> 00:54:08,041 I've watched you take risks, and I think actually I'm OK. 1347 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:08,959 OK, that's fair. 1348 00:54:08,959 --> 00:54:11,291 How about take a calculated risk? 1349 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:13,834 OK, I'll take a calculated risk. 1350 00:54:13,834 --> 00:54:14,625 OK, what's the risk? 1351 00:54:14,625 --> 00:54:15,542 I'm not gonna tell you. 1352 00:54:15,542 --> 00:54:17,083 What the-- it's a risk, not a secret. 1353 00:54:17,083 --> 00:54:18,750 It'll still come true if you tell me. 1354 00:54:18,750 --> 00:54:22,291 I'll take a calculated risk if you would be more careful. 1355 00:54:25,250 --> 00:54:25,875 Deal. 1356 00:54:29,208 --> 00:54:30,083 What the hell is that? 1357 00:54:30,083 --> 00:54:31,001 My pinky. 1358 00:54:31,001 --> 00:54:31,709 Pinky promise. 1359 00:54:31,709 --> 00:54:32,291 Oh my god. 1360 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:33,625 Give me your pinky, damnit. 1361 00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:24,208 Dude, just because a chick puts out 1362 00:56:24,208 --> 00:56:26,417 doesn't mean that you have chemistry. 1363 00:56:26,417 --> 00:56:27,125 I agree. 1364 00:56:27,125 --> 00:56:27,959 You're right. 1365 00:56:27,959 --> 00:56:30,917 And the thing is, she didn't put out. 1366 00:56:30,917 --> 00:56:31,709 No. 1367 00:56:31,709 --> 00:56:33,375 We made out a little bit, and then she 1368 00:56:33,375 --> 00:56:36,167 rolled over and went to sleep. 1369 00:56:36,167 --> 00:56:37,500 You liked blue balls? 1370 00:56:37,500 --> 00:56:39,000 Everything's not about sex. 1371 00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,625 She had self-confidence, self-esteem. 1372 00:56:41,625 --> 00:56:42,458 She was witty. 1373 00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,709 And she didn't put out. 1374 00:56:43,709 --> 00:56:47,084 Dude, she sounds a lot like Kay. 1375 00:56:47,084 --> 00:56:47,667 You know that? 1376 00:56:47,667 --> 00:56:48,333 Ooh. 1377 00:56:48,333 --> 00:56:51,208 You see, first of all, that's a low blow. 1378 00:56:51,208 --> 00:56:52,166 Second of all, no. 1379 00:56:52,166 --> 00:56:52,792 Hell no. 1380 00:56:52,792 --> 00:56:54,709 Kay was a compulsive liar. 1381 00:56:54,709 --> 00:56:56,667 This girl, she's smart. 1382 00:56:56,667 --> 00:56:58,001 I think she was testing me. 1383 00:56:58,001 --> 00:56:59,375 Yeah, she didn't put out because she 1384 00:56:59,375 --> 00:57:01,875 wanted to see if I'd still be interested in the morning. 1385 00:57:01,875 --> 00:57:03,167 And guess what? 1386 00:57:03,167 --> 00:57:04,167 I am. 1387 00:57:04,167 --> 00:57:05,875 I am still interested. 1388 00:57:05,875 --> 00:57:06,792 Yeah. 1389 00:57:06,792 --> 00:57:09,041 Well, just remember to tell drunk Jay 1390 00:57:09,041 --> 00:57:11,001 that you like someone. 1391 00:57:11,001 --> 00:57:12,542 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 1392 00:57:12,542 --> 00:57:13,041 Yeah. 1393 00:57:13,041 --> 00:57:14,959 Sober Jay knows that you like someone, 1394 00:57:14,959 --> 00:57:18,042 but drunk Jay thinks that you're technically still single, 1395 00:57:18,042 --> 00:57:20,333 so be careful. 1396 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:21,000 Whatever, man. 1397 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,834 Look, I'll be fine. 1398 00:57:22,834 --> 00:57:24,792 No, I like this girl way too much for that. 1399 00:57:24,792 --> 00:57:26,001 And I just met you. 1400 00:57:26,001 --> 00:57:27,583 I bet you talk to all girls like this. 1401 00:57:27,583 --> 00:57:28,208 OK, I'm sorry. 1402 00:57:28,208 --> 00:57:28,917 I'm sorry. 1403 00:57:28,917 --> 00:57:29,291 I'll stop. 1404 00:57:29,291 --> 00:57:30,917 I was trying to be funny. 1405 00:57:30,917 --> 00:57:32,250 It's not working, clearly. 1406 00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:36,792 So can, um-- can we please just, you and me, go back to the club 1407 00:57:36,792 --> 00:57:37,750 and do some dancing? 1408 00:57:37,750 --> 00:57:39,125 I'm serious. 1409 00:57:39,125 --> 00:57:40,709 I have work in the morning. 1410 00:57:40,709 --> 00:57:42,167 Not all of us promote nightclubs. 1411 00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:43,084 Oh! 1412 00:57:43,084 --> 00:57:44,000 Oh, oh, ouch. 1413 00:57:44,000 --> 00:57:46,167 OK, see, that's-- that's the first problem. 1414 00:57:46,167 --> 00:57:47,542 No, I'm not a promoter. 1415 00:57:47,542 --> 00:57:51,126 I'm not one of the promoter types, you know? 1416 00:57:51,126 --> 00:57:53,917 And what would you say are those promoter types? 1417 00:57:53,917 --> 00:57:54,291 Come on. 1418 00:57:54,291 --> 00:57:55,000 You know the type. 1419 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,084 It's the same guy. 1420 00:57:56,084 --> 00:57:56,959 They're all the same. 1421 00:57:56,959 --> 00:58:00,084 They're loud, chauvinist, cocky, and they lie. 1422 00:58:00,084 --> 00:58:01,041 They lie a lot. 1423 00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:02,001 They lie a lot. 1424 00:58:02,001 --> 00:58:04,542 Oh, I don't see any difference. 1425 00:58:04,542 --> 00:58:06,834 Babe, I'm a videographer. 1426 00:58:06,834 --> 00:58:08,875 Did you just make that word up? 1427 00:58:10,083 --> 00:58:11,417 Damn! 1428 00:58:11,417 --> 00:58:12,667 OK, I'm striking out tonight. 1429 00:58:12,667 --> 00:58:16,000 All right, well, what can I do to prove to you that I'm not 1430 00:58:16,000 --> 00:58:18,209 one of those promoter types? 1431 00:58:18,209 --> 00:58:23,500 Well, after tonight, nothing. 1432 00:58:23,500 --> 00:58:24,500 Sorry, babe. 1433 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:27,084 Have a nice night. 1434 00:58:27,084 --> 00:58:28,084 Hey! 1435 00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:29,583 Where you going? 1436 00:58:29,583 --> 00:58:31,875 Oh, OK, yeah, you probably got curfew. 1437 00:58:31,875 --> 00:58:32,291 You go. 1438 00:58:32,291 --> 00:58:33,084 Yeah, whatever. 1439 00:58:33,084 --> 00:58:35,583 I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna go talk to all the girls 1440 00:58:35,583 --> 00:58:36,542 because they're just-- 1441 00:59:11,917 --> 00:59:13,250 Keep up, Cody. 1442 00:59:13,250 --> 00:59:16,542 The only reason anyone knows how lit a Club Life party was 1443 00:59:16,542 --> 00:59:19,667 is because of our videos. 1444 00:59:19,667 --> 00:59:22,417 Take some credit, man. 1445 00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:24,917 "Oh, bro, what do the girls look like? 1446 00:59:24,917 --> 00:59:26,333 How big is the crowd?" 1447 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:29,583 "Oh my god, what was the music like?" 1448 00:59:29,583 --> 00:59:31,709 We are the club. 1449 00:59:31,709 --> 00:59:33,834 They owe us, Cody. 1450 00:59:33,834 --> 00:59:35,291 We gotta get what we're worth. 1451 00:59:35,291 --> 00:59:36,709 I get what you're saying-- 1452 00:59:36,709 --> 00:59:38,458 like, I really do-- 1453 00:59:38,458 --> 00:59:41,834 but we got a good thing going here. 1454 00:59:41,834 --> 00:59:43,417 I'm not trying to make waves. 1455 00:59:43,417 --> 00:59:45,208 See, that's that feeling shit, Cody. 1456 00:59:45,208 --> 00:59:47,250 You can't feel numbers. 1457 00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:50,333 You gotta think, look at the income. 1458 00:59:50,333 --> 00:59:51,917 Look at the crowd. 1459 00:59:51,917 --> 00:59:55,542 That's money that's slipping through our hands. 1460 00:59:55,542 --> 00:59:56,125 You know? 1461 00:59:56,125 --> 00:59:58,209 I should've known that prick Alex was 1462 00:59:58,209 --> 01:00:02,667 a snake the second he said yes so quickly to my offer of $400. 1463 01:00:02,667 --> 01:00:05,792 $400 is fine, man. 1464 01:00:05,792 --> 01:00:07,042 That works for me. 1465 01:00:07,042 --> 01:00:10,709 Two days' work, that's $800, plus $500 1466 01:00:10,709 --> 01:00:12,959 if it's a celebrity event. 1467 01:00:12,959 --> 01:00:14,125 Chump change. 1468 01:00:14,125 --> 01:00:15,959 That's what that adds up to. 1469 01:00:15,959 --> 01:00:18,583 We can double that. 1470 01:00:18,583 --> 01:00:20,042 You're insane. 1471 01:00:20,042 --> 01:00:22,834 I prefer innovative. 1472 01:00:22,834 --> 01:00:24,041 Come on. 1473 01:00:24,041 --> 01:00:25,834 $650 a night? 1474 01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:26,625 For you, boss man? 1475 01:00:26,625 --> 01:00:27,000 Come on. 1476 01:00:27,000 --> 01:00:29,041 That's chump change, man. 1477 01:00:29,041 --> 01:00:32,583 Have you seen how many customers have been coming into your club 1478 01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:34,000 since we started working here? 1479 01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:35,250 Those videos are killing it. 1480 01:00:35,250 --> 01:00:36,042 Cody, tell him. 1481 01:00:36,042 --> 01:00:39,001 You were just telling me, "More people, bro, dude. 1482 01:00:39,001 --> 01:00:41,166 We should get more mon--" tell him, man. 1483 01:00:41,166 --> 01:00:41,792 Come on. 1484 01:00:41,792 --> 01:00:43,291 Why you being all quiet now? 1485 01:00:43,291 --> 01:00:46,166 And you-- you fired an entire marketing team, which is 1486 01:00:46,166 --> 01:00:48,417 a beautiful move, might I add. 1487 01:00:48,417 --> 01:00:51,083 They were unprofessional and childish, anyways. 1488 01:00:51,083 --> 01:00:54,917 So there's got to be money just floating around. 1489 01:00:54,917 --> 01:00:57,625 You're not telling me how to allocate my money when 1490 01:00:57,625 --> 01:01:00,042 it comes to my club, right? 1491 01:01:00,042 --> 01:01:00,500 No. 1492 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:01,458 No, no, no, no. 1493 01:01:01,458 --> 01:01:02,084 No, sir. 1494 01:01:02,084 --> 01:01:02,458 No, sir. 1495 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:08,166 I'm just protecting my brand, if you will. 1496 01:01:08,166 --> 01:01:09,875 I know my worth. 1497 01:01:09,875 --> 01:01:11,291 You taught me that. 1498 01:01:11,291 --> 01:01:13,709 You did learn something. 1499 01:01:13,709 --> 01:01:17,250 Well, then you're right. 1500 01:01:17,250 --> 01:01:19,500 We both have to look out for our brands. 1501 01:01:19,500 --> 01:01:24,000 So $650 it is. 1502 01:01:24,000 --> 01:01:25,583 Boom! 1503 01:01:25,583 --> 01:01:28,167 Woo! 1504 01:01:28,167 --> 01:01:30,917 Yes! 1505 01:01:30,917 --> 01:01:32,042 Thank you, sir. 1506 01:01:32,042 --> 01:01:34,417 We will continue to bring the magic with every video. 1507 01:01:34,417 --> 01:01:36,959 You better. 1508 01:01:36,959 --> 01:01:37,333 Woo! 1509 01:01:42,792 --> 01:01:43,667 I love that shit. 1510 01:01:43,667 --> 01:01:44,041 All right. 1511 01:01:44,041 --> 01:01:45,041 Let's go. 1512 01:02:08,041 --> 01:02:09,750 They call her brat. 1513 01:02:27,625 --> 01:02:30,000 What? 1514 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:30,875 Hi. 1515 01:02:30,875 --> 01:02:36,250 Yeah, can I get six honey butter biscuits with chicken? 1516 01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:41,875 Can I add bacon and cheese to four of them? 1517 01:02:41,875 --> 01:02:45,208 But leave the others how they are, whatever. 1518 01:02:45,208 --> 01:02:48,001 And then can I get three shakes-- 1519 01:02:48,001 --> 01:02:51,875 one vanilla, one strawberry, and one chocolate? 1520 01:02:51,875 --> 01:02:59,083 And then those "al carbon" taco things. 1521 01:02:59,083 --> 01:03:01,166 Two of those. 1522 01:03:01,166 --> 01:03:04,542 Um, and-- oh. 1523 01:03:04,542 --> 01:03:08,125 Jay, do you want anything? 1524 01:03:08,125 --> 01:03:09,084 No, that's all. 1525 01:03:19,375 --> 01:03:20,583 Got you some water, buddy. 1526 01:03:22,042 --> 01:03:22,917 It's nice and cold. 1527 01:03:22,917 --> 01:03:25,042 There we go. 1528 01:03:25,042 --> 01:03:26,625 I drank a little bit of it. 1529 01:03:26,625 --> 01:03:29,001 But it's whatever. 1530 01:03:42,625 --> 01:03:43,000 Hello? 1531 01:04:06,375 --> 01:04:11,959 And I can't even front 'cause it's the life I chose. 1532 01:04:42,166 --> 01:04:42,792 Shit. 1533 01:05:29,583 --> 01:05:31,167 Hear my confession. 1534 01:05:31,167 --> 01:05:33,542 Girl, you're the source of my stressin'. 1535 01:05:33,542 --> 01:05:35,542 I treat my loss as a lesson. 1536 01:05:35,542 --> 01:05:37,126 Could be for nothin'. 1537 01:05:37,126 --> 01:05:39,126 You could be out here finessin'. 1538 01:05:39,126 --> 01:05:41,500 Instead it's my phone that you're textin'. 1539 01:05:41,500 --> 01:05:42,417 Look to the sky. 1540 01:05:42,417 --> 01:05:44,042 I thank God for my blessin'. 1541 01:05:44,042 --> 01:05:47,208 I act like I'm good on my own, but I'm flexin'. 1542 01:05:47,208 --> 01:05:49,209 Girl, if I could-- 1543 01:05:49,209 --> 01:05:51,250 Are you OK? 1544 01:05:51,250 --> 01:05:54,417 This isn't how I planned it. 1545 01:05:54,417 --> 01:05:55,500 Planned what, Katie? 1546 01:05:55,500 --> 01:05:57,001 What are you talking about? 1547 01:05:57,001 --> 01:05:57,834 Um. 1548 01:05:57,834 --> 01:06:01,250 Well, you see, I lied. 1549 01:06:01,250 --> 01:06:03,084 About what? 1550 01:06:03,084 --> 01:06:04,291 I wasn't in trouble. 1551 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,333 Then what the hell are you doing out here? 1552 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,500 Does your mom know you're out here? 1553 01:06:08,500 --> 01:06:11,126 Just listen, and I'll tell you everything. 1554 01:06:11,126 --> 01:06:13,875 I hate that you think I'm a kid. 1555 01:06:13,875 --> 01:06:17,375 I'm 18 now, and I want you to see me as an adult. 1556 01:06:17,375 --> 01:06:21,583 I'm dressed this way because I like to dress this way. 1557 01:06:21,583 --> 01:06:25,959 I don't want you to tutor me anymore but only help me 1558 01:06:25,959 --> 01:06:26,875 if I ask you to. 1559 01:06:29,709 --> 01:06:32,250 My mom thinks I'm spending the night at Lauren's, which 1560 01:06:32,250 --> 01:06:34,834 isn't completely a lie because when I'm done here, 1561 01:06:34,834 --> 01:06:36,417 I'm headed there. 1562 01:06:36,417 --> 01:06:38,500 I lied to get you here because I knew you wouldn't 1563 01:06:38,500 --> 01:06:41,834 come if I told you why. 1564 01:06:41,834 --> 01:06:44,166 You can tell me anything. 1565 01:06:44,166 --> 01:06:45,041 I know. 1566 01:06:47,959 --> 01:06:51,583 Well, I want you to be my first. 1567 01:06:55,333 --> 01:06:57,126 Katie, no. 1568 01:06:57,126 --> 01:06:58,126 Katie, no. 1569 01:06:58,126 --> 01:06:59,208 No, no, no, no. 1570 01:06:59,208 --> 01:07:00,126 No, Katie. 1571 01:07:00,126 --> 01:07:01,625 Katie, whoa, whoa. 1572 01:07:06,625 --> 01:07:09,083 I'm 18 now, and I haven't, you know. 1573 01:07:09,083 --> 01:07:12,209 And I don't want to be the only one in college who hasn't yet. 1574 01:07:15,042 --> 01:07:18,084 So I just thought, why not us? 1575 01:07:18,084 --> 01:07:20,834 Us? 1576 01:07:20,834 --> 01:07:23,042 Katie, look, it's not that I don't think you're 1577 01:07:23,042 --> 01:07:24,375 an attractive person, OK? 1578 01:07:24,375 --> 01:07:28,834 It's just I'm supposed to protect you, you know? 1579 01:07:28,834 --> 01:07:31,125 Big brother. 1580 01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:33,917 Like you said, get out of jail free card, remember? 1581 01:07:37,209 --> 01:07:39,417 You're not supposed to just give your virginity away, OK? 1582 01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:41,875 You're supposed to protect that and share that moment 1583 01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:43,001 with somebody special. 1584 01:07:43,001 --> 01:07:44,750 Did you share yours with someone special? 1585 01:07:47,834 --> 01:07:50,625 You said you'd never lie to me. 1586 01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:53,166 No, I didn't. 1587 01:07:53,166 --> 01:07:56,166 I gave it away chasing the idea that it 1588 01:07:56,166 --> 01:07:59,500 was gonna make me a man, OK? 1589 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,250 It was a terrible mistake. 1590 01:08:01,250 --> 01:08:03,126 It's only a four year difference. 1591 01:08:03,126 --> 01:08:05,167 OK, I just had a birthday. 1592 01:08:05,167 --> 01:08:08,126 That's what made it four. 1593 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:13,000 If we do this, that makes me like all the people 1594 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:15,709 that I was trying to protect you from, you know? 1595 01:08:15,709 --> 01:08:17,166 You're wrong. 1596 01:08:17,166 --> 01:08:19,542 The people you told me who were going 1597 01:08:19,542 --> 01:08:23,250 to hunt me down and manipulate me, 1598 01:08:23,250 --> 01:08:26,167 I hunted and manipulated you. 1599 01:08:27,083 --> 01:08:28,583 That's not funny. 1600 01:08:28,583 --> 01:08:31,875 Yeah, it is. 1601 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:32,583 OK. 1602 01:08:32,583 --> 01:08:33,209 OK. 1603 01:08:33,209 --> 01:08:34,458 How about this. 1604 01:08:34,458 --> 01:08:39,458 How about we talk about this when I'm not drunk? 1605 01:08:39,458 --> 01:08:40,792 Please? 1606 01:08:40,792 --> 01:08:43,667 OK. 1607 01:08:43,667 --> 01:08:44,041 Ught! 1608 01:08:53,917 --> 01:08:56,792 Bring it in. 1609 01:08:56,792 --> 01:08:57,166 Come on. 1610 01:08:57,166 --> 01:08:58,166 Come on. 1611 01:09:17,167 --> 01:09:17,542 Shit! 1612 01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,084 Oh, my back. 1613 01:09:47,375 --> 01:09:49,083 Yo, Jay. 1614 01:09:49,083 --> 01:09:50,834 Hey. 1615 01:09:50,834 --> 01:09:52,291 Get up. 1616 01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:53,167 What happened? 1617 01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,583 First off, I want to thank you for the incredible work you've 1618 01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,375 done this past month. 1619 01:09:57,375 --> 01:09:59,834 Also, I hope you enjoyed the free table and bottle 1620 01:09:59,834 --> 01:10:02,042 service at your birthday party. 1621 01:10:02,042 --> 01:10:03,792 We've received so many great compliments in 1622 01:10:03,792 --> 01:10:05,417 regards to your work. 1623 01:10:05,417 --> 01:10:08,500 Unfortunately, we're gonna have to end this business 1624 01:10:08,500 --> 01:10:09,083 relationship. 1625 01:10:09,083 --> 01:10:12,042 We can no longer afford your product. 1626 01:10:12,042 --> 01:10:14,875 So I wish you two success in your future, 1627 01:10:14,875 --> 01:10:16,167 and I hope you find clients-- 1628 01:10:16,167 --> 01:10:16,542 Mm! 1629 01:10:16,542 --> 01:10:17,500 It's over! 1630 01:10:17,500 --> 01:10:18,709 Dude, no it's not. 1631 01:10:18,709 --> 01:10:20,500 We'll just call and renegotiate like always. 1632 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:22,500 Dude, if he wanted to renegotiate, 1633 01:10:22,500 --> 01:10:24,709 he would have said so. 1634 01:10:24,709 --> 01:10:26,417 Well, we don't just give up. 1635 01:10:26,417 --> 01:10:27,291 We can try. 1636 01:10:27,291 --> 01:10:29,583 The second that we get in good with them, 1637 01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:33,000 you're just gonna ask for more money and ruin it again. 1638 01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,709 You saying this is my fault? 1639 01:10:34,709 --> 01:10:37,333 You can't keep your ego in check for two seconds 1640 01:10:37,333 --> 01:10:40,125 without doing some reckless shit. 1641 01:10:40,125 --> 01:10:40,750 Reckless? 1642 01:10:40,750 --> 01:10:42,333 I'm the reckless one? 1643 01:10:42,333 --> 01:10:45,083 Doesn't that make you stop and think for a second? 1644 01:10:45,083 --> 01:10:49,333 That me, of all people, are telling you that? 1645 01:10:49,333 --> 01:10:52,041 OK, you're so greedy now. 1646 01:10:52,041 --> 01:10:55,041 And you're drunk every single day. 1647 01:10:55,041 --> 01:10:57,542 And you're never satisfied with the result. 1648 01:10:57,542 --> 01:10:59,001 OK, Cody, since you're 1649 01:10:59,001 --> 01:11:01,667 the oh-so-sensible, logical one now, 1650 01:11:01,667 --> 01:11:03,625 tell me what should we have done? 1651 01:11:03,625 --> 01:11:05,500 That's the thing. 1652 01:11:05,500 --> 01:11:08,583 We shouldn't have done anything. 1653 01:11:08,583 --> 01:11:12,083 We should've just kept going to work and making money. 1654 01:11:12,083 --> 01:11:16,209 But no, we had to save the world. 1655 01:11:16,209 --> 01:11:18,084 We make videos, dude. 1656 01:11:18,084 --> 01:11:21,208 I was just trying to get what we're worth, man. 1657 01:11:21,208 --> 01:11:23,291 And what are we worth? 1658 01:11:23,291 --> 01:11:25,750 Please tell me. 1659 01:11:25,750 --> 01:11:27,208 And I bet it'll change in a week. 1660 01:11:27,208 --> 01:11:28,001 Whatever, man. 1661 01:11:28,001 --> 01:11:28,917 I don't need this shit. 1662 01:11:28,917 --> 01:11:32,792 Just admit it, that you can't control yourself anymore. 1663 01:11:32,792 --> 01:11:34,458 The second that money is involved, 1664 01:11:34,458 --> 01:11:37,458 you become a completely different person. 1665 01:11:37,458 --> 01:11:38,041 Yeah, OK. 1666 01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:39,959 What about you, Cody, huh? 1667 01:11:39,959 --> 01:11:42,291 One of us prefers not to settle all the time 1668 01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:45,291 and just get by by doing just enough. 1669 01:11:45,291 --> 01:11:49,209 If we don't take ourselves serious, no one will. 1670 01:11:49,209 --> 01:11:52,084 Does that include running around like some macho 1671 01:11:52,084 --> 01:11:54,333 jackass in your fancy suits? 1672 01:11:54,333 --> 01:11:58,083 I show up to business meetings like I belong there, 1673 01:11:58,083 --> 01:12:00,500 and not like some stoner pothead. 1674 01:12:00,500 --> 01:12:02,417 "Belong"? 1675 01:12:02,417 --> 01:12:03,250 That's the thing. 1676 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:05,041 You want to belong there. 1677 01:12:05,041 --> 01:12:06,208 Like, belong? 1678 01:12:06,208 --> 01:12:09,417 I mean, god, that racist son of a bitch 1679 01:12:09,417 --> 01:12:12,084 probably wouldn't even let you in the club 1680 01:12:12,084 --> 01:12:14,375 if it weren't for your videos. 1681 01:12:14,375 --> 01:12:16,375 See, they don't want you. 1682 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:18,166 You're nothing to them. 1683 01:12:18,166 --> 01:12:23,167 You'd be sitting out in the line if it weren't for your camera. 1684 01:12:23,167 --> 01:12:26,750 Or maybe you lost sight of that. 1685 01:12:26,750 --> 01:12:29,709 All we were supposed to do was use them 1686 01:12:29,709 --> 01:12:33,125 like they were using us, remember? 1687 01:12:33,125 --> 01:12:34,209 Us? 1688 01:12:34,209 --> 01:12:35,291 We? 1689 01:12:35,291 --> 01:12:37,750 What do we do exactly, Cody, huh? 1690 01:12:37,750 --> 01:12:39,375 Because if I'm recalling this correctly, 1691 01:12:39,375 --> 01:12:42,000 I found us that last job while you were off 1692 01:12:42,000 --> 01:12:44,375 trying to be Captain Save-A-Ho. 1693 01:12:44,375 --> 01:12:45,333 Yeah, remember? 1694 01:12:45,333 --> 01:12:47,042 I edit all the videos. 1695 01:12:47,042 --> 01:12:48,917 I do all the talking. 1696 01:12:48,917 --> 01:12:51,458 What-- what do you do, exactly, huh? 1697 01:12:51,458 --> 01:12:53,875 Besides ride my coattails from all the work 1698 01:12:53,875 --> 01:12:54,667 that I'm putting in? 1699 01:12:54,667 --> 01:12:56,084 Is that what you think? 1700 01:12:56,084 --> 01:12:58,959 Dude, I don't know what to think, OK? 1701 01:12:58,959 --> 01:13:00,834 I don't want to do this right now. 1702 01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:02,625 I can't remember last night. 1703 01:13:02,625 --> 01:13:03,417 Pieces are missing. 1704 01:13:03,417 --> 01:13:05,208 I hurt a lot of people. 1705 01:13:05,208 --> 01:13:07,959 I just want to fix all this shit and go back to bed. 1706 01:13:07,959 --> 01:13:11,126 Now, look, we can stand out here and complain and whine 1707 01:13:11,126 --> 01:13:13,250 all morning, or you can help me. 1708 01:13:13,250 --> 01:13:16,458 Are you gonna help me or what? 1709 01:13:16,458 --> 01:13:18,126 No. 1710 01:13:18,126 --> 01:13:22,250 See, I don't want to ride your coattails. 1711 01:13:22,250 --> 01:13:24,792 Good luck with that. 1712 01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:26,500 Cody. 1713 01:13:26,500 --> 01:13:29,084 Cody! 1714 01:13:35,959 --> 01:13:42,291 Katie, um, did we do anything last night? 1715 01:13:42,291 --> 01:13:43,875 Oh, boy. 1716 01:13:43,875 --> 01:13:46,750 Shit. 1717 01:13:46,750 --> 01:13:48,083 No, we didn't. 1718 01:13:52,167 --> 01:13:52,792 We didn't? 1719 01:13:52,792 --> 01:13:54,792 We didn't. 1720 01:13:54,792 --> 01:13:55,709 Are you sure? 1721 01:14:00,417 --> 01:14:02,001 Oh, shit. 1722 01:14:10,542 --> 01:14:12,291 Oh my god. 1723 01:14:12,291 --> 01:14:13,167 Oh my god. 1724 01:14:13,167 --> 01:14:14,875 Oh, that was close. 1725 01:14:14,875 --> 01:14:17,001 Gee, thanks. 1726 01:14:17,001 --> 01:14:17,500 No, no, no. 1727 01:14:17,500 --> 01:14:19,625 I didn't mean it like, you know-- in like a weird-- 1728 01:14:19,625 --> 01:14:21,125 I'm just kidding. 1729 01:14:21,125 --> 01:14:23,792 I agree with what you said last night. 1730 01:14:23,792 --> 01:14:27,209 What, um-- what the hell happened last night? 1731 01:14:27,209 --> 01:14:30,209 I just-- I remember we were standing pretty close, 1732 01:14:30,209 --> 01:14:30,917 and, uh-- 1733 01:14:30,917 --> 01:14:33,041 And you blacked out. 1734 01:14:36,625 --> 01:14:38,709 See, this is why drinking is a-- 1735 01:14:38,709 --> 01:14:39,083 wait. 1736 01:14:39,083 --> 01:14:39,291 Wait. 1737 01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:39,458 Wait. 1738 01:14:39,458 --> 01:14:39,625 Wait. 1739 01:14:39,625 --> 01:14:40,000 Wait. 1740 01:14:40,000 --> 01:14:42,291 How did you get me out of there? 1741 01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:47,209 Well, I tried waking you up at first, but that didn't work. 1742 01:14:47,209 --> 01:14:50,542 Then I tried dragging you, but you're too fat. 1743 01:14:50,542 --> 01:14:54,458 But then your phone rang, and it was your friend Cody? 1744 01:14:58,792 --> 01:15:00,125 Oh, shit. 1745 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:03,209 What's wrong? 1746 01:15:03,209 --> 01:15:05,542 He and I, um, we got in a little argument earlier, 1747 01:15:05,542 --> 01:15:09,167 and I need to, um, apologize. 1748 01:15:09,167 --> 01:15:10,291 Jerk. 1749 01:15:10,291 --> 01:15:12,126 Yeah. 1750 01:15:12,126 --> 01:15:14,125 Yeah, I am. 1751 01:15:14,125 --> 01:15:17,126 Are we, um-- are we cool? 1752 01:15:17,126 --> 01:15:20,000 Yeah, we're cool. 1753 01:15:20,000 --> 01:15:21,667 What do you want for your birthday? 1754 01:15:21,667 --> 01:15:22,417 Hm. 1755 01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:26,209 A hot fudge sundae. 1756 01:15:26,209 --> 01:15:27,042 That's it? 1757 01:15:27,042 --> 01:15:27,709 Yes. 1758 01:15:27,709 --> 01:15:28,041 OK, cool. 1759 01:15:28,041 --> 01:15:30,625 I'm gonna get you a new laptop because yours is shit. 1760 01:15:30,625 --> 01:15:32,667 And then we'll go get sundaes. 1761 01:15:32,667 --> 01:15:35,583 OK. 1762 01:15:40,084 --> 01:15:40,667 Hello? 1763 01:15:40,667 --> 01:15:43,041 You need to help me fight these 12-year-olds online, man. 1764 01:15:43,041 --> 01:15:47,042 They keep talking so much shit about my mom and grandma, dude. 1765 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:50,126 I don't know how these kids think of these things. 1766 01:15:50,126 --> 01:15:51,042 Like, honestly. 1767 01:15:51,042 --> 01:15:51,417 Yeah. 1768 01:15:51,417 --> 01:15:52,126 Yeah. 1769 01:15:52,126 --> 01:15:53,167 Yeah, sounds good, man. 1770 01:15:53,167 --> 01:15:55,209 Get your ass over here. 1771 01:15:55,209 --> 01:15:55,625 OK, cool. 1772 01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:57,167 I'll see you soon. 1773 01:16:00,417 --> 01:16:01,126 You got him. 1774 01:16:01,126 --> 01:16:01,625 You got him. 1775 01:16:01,625 --> 01:16:02,000 Throw it. 1776 01:16:02,000 --> 01:16:03,001 Throw it! 1777 01:16:03,001 --> 01:16:04,166 Do it. 1778 01:16:04,166 --> 01:16:05,458 Oh! 1779 01:16:05,458 --> 01:16:06,084 Oh! 1780 01:16:06,084 --> 01:16:07,125 Yeah! 1781 01:16:07,125 --> 01:16:08,167 Damn! 1782 01:16:08,167 --> 01:16:08,542 Oh! 1783 01:16:08,542 --> 01:16:13,167 Rip your children's limbs off and then beat your mother 1784 01:16:13,167 --> 01:16:15,001 with those limbs? 1785 01:16:15,001 --> 01:16:15,917 I-- 1786 01:16:15,917 --> 01:16:16,291 Wow. 1787 01:16:16,291 --> 01:16:17,167 I don't know. 1788 01:16:17,167 --> 01:16:17,625 I'm sorry. 1789 01:16:17,625 --> 01:16:19,834 Hey, man, so I-- 1790 01:16:19,834 --> 01:16:22,333 I talked to Katie earlier today, and I just want to say that-- 1791 01:16:22,333 --> 01:16:25,709 Oh, bro, skip that. 1792 01:16:25,709 --> 01:16:26,417 We're dawgs. 1793 01:16:26,417 --> 01:16:27,792 Shit happens. 1794 01:16:27,792 --> 01:16:29,166 I appreciate that, man. 1795 01:16:29,166 --> 01:16:31,166 Look, I don't give you enough credit. 1796 01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:33,250 You're always there, especially when I screw up. 1797 01:16:33,250 --> 01:16:34,792 And I screw up a lot. 1798 01:16:34,792 --> 01:16:36,333 So, uh, thank you. 1799 01:16:36,333 --> 01:16:37,709 You want a beer? 1800 01:16:37,709 --> 01:16:38,542 No, no. 1801 01:16:38,542 --> 01:16:40,000 Water would be perfect. 1802 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,125 All right. 1803 01:16:42,125 --> 01:16:42,750 Soft. 1804 01:16:46,041 --> 01:16:51,042 You know, I had an amazing time with you last night, before-- 1805 01:16:51,042 --> 01:16:53,291 Before you were an asshole? 1806 01:16:53,291 --> 01:16:56,417 Before I was an asshole, yes. 1807 01:16:56,417 --> 01:16:57,917 Was that your ex? 1808 01:16:57,917 --> 01:16:58,291 No. 1809 01:16:58,291 --> 01:16:58,917 No, no, no. 1810 01:16:58,917 --> 01:16:59,083 No, no. 1811 01:16:59,083 --> 01:16:59,750 Hell no. 1812 01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:03,167 No, it was-- it was-- her and I, it was like a summer fling. 1813 01:17:03,167 --> 01:17:05,084 We were hooking up off and on, and we stopped. 1814 01:17:05,084 --> 01:17:08,291 We stopped long before you and I started talking, you know. 1815 01:17:08,291 --> 01:17:10,959 And-- and Mickey and her are really good friends. 1816 01:17:10,959 --> 01:17:12,333 And she wasn't invited to the party. 1817 01:17:12,333 --> 01:17:13,417 And I was like, that's kind of weird, 1818 01:17:13,417 --> 01:17:15,208 but I didn't want her to think it was weird because there's 1819 01:17:15,208 --> 01:17:16,041 no feelings there. 1820 01:17:16,041 --> 01:17:16,709 It was just-- 1821 01:17:16,709 --> 01:17:18,625 So you were a dumbass. 1822 01:17:18,625 --> 01:17:20,375 I'm a dumbass, yes. 1823 01:17:20,375 --> 01:17:23,208 I'm a big, stupid dumbass. 1824 01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:25,209 Yeah, I know. 1825 01:17:25,209 --> 01:17:28,500 You know, Cody and I are just kicking it at the house 1826 01:17:28,500 --> 01:17:31,500 if you want to swing by, bite to eat. 1827 01:17:31,500 --> 01:17:32,625 I can cook you something. 1828 01:17:32,625 --> 01:17:34,041 It probably won't be very good, but-- 1829 01:17:34,041 --> 01:17:35,458 Um, I can't. 1830 01:17:35,458 --> 01:17:36,041 I'm packing. 1831 01:17:36,041 --> 01:17:39,208 I'm heading to my parents' for a week. 1832 01:17:39,208 --> 01:17:40,792 Oh. 1833 01:17:40,792 --> 01:17:43,001 Oh, in Aspen? 1834 01:17:43,001 --> 01:17:45,208 No, idiot, in Houston. 1835 01:17:45,208 --> 01:17:47,917 Yeah, that-- that sounds fun. 1836 01:17:47,917 --> 01:17:49,375 That's real cool. 1837 01:17:49,375 --> 01:17:51,250 You're not gonna cry, are you? 1838 01:17:51,250 --> 01:17:55,250 Dani, I am so sorry. 1839 01:17:55,250 --> 01:17:58,583 Yeah, you are. 1840 01:17:58,583 --> 01:18:02,458 You sure you don't want to swing by just-- just for a second? 1841 01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:05,667 I don't think that's the best idea right now. 1842 01:18:05,667 --> 01:18:07,208 But maybe when I get back, you can 1843 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:10,209 show me that casino in Oklahoma or whatever 1844 01:18:10,209 --> 01:18:11,917 that you were talking about. 1845 01:18:11,917 --> 01:18:12,542 Oh, really? 1846 01:18:12,542 --> 01:18:14,458 Because I was gonna ask you to teach me 1847 01:18:14,458 --> 01:18:15,583 biomedical engineering. 1848 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:18,250 But yeah, yeah, sure, gambling sounds fun, too. 1849 01:18:18,250 --> 01:18:20,750 Oh my god, I hate you. 1850 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:23,041 I have to go finish getting ready. 1851 01:18:23,041 --> 01:18:24,041 Later, Dani. 1852 01:18:24,041 --> 01:18:25,000 Text me. 1853 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:25,625 Asshole. 1854 01:18:32,917 --> 01:18:34,709 How'd it go, man? 1855 01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:36,041 I don't know, man. 1856 01:18:36,041 --> 01:18:38,959 I-- I screwed up pretty bad. 1857 01:18:38,959 --> 01:18:42,542 See, you gotta go back to dating black girls. 1858 01:18:42,542 --> 01:18:43,125 You're so right. 1859 01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,417 I know! 1860 01:18:44,417 --> 01:18:46,583 They just-- they just get us, man. 1861 01:18:50,209 --> 01:18:54,709 Check who's social media official. 1862 01:18:54,709 --> 01:18:55,458 Ooh. 1863 01:18:55,458 --> 01:18:56,084 Yeah. 1864 01:18:56,084 --> 01:18:57,084 Yeah. 1865 01:18:58,084 --> 01:18:59,042 You all right, man? 1866 01:18:59,042 --> 01:19:00,709 Yeah, I'm good. 1867 01:19:00,709 --> 01:19:03,959 He'll be looking pretty ugly with that black eye 1868 01:19:03,959 --> 01:19:05,209 for the next couple of weeks. 1869 01:19:05,209 --> 01:19:06,250 Am I right? 1870 01:19:06,250 --> 01:19:08,125 Hmm. 1871 01:19:08,125 --> 01:19:11,000 Still do miss Mickey, though. 1872 01:19:11,000 --> 01:19:11,625 Yikes. 1873 01:19:11,625 --> 01:19:13,041 Ah, whatever. 1874 01:19:13,041 --> 01:19:14,834 Just bottle those feelings up. 1875 01:19:14,834 --> 01:19:16,208 I'll just push on forward. 1876 01:19:23,041 --> 01:19:25,083 Dude, are you sure you're OK? 1877 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:25,959 Yeah. 1878 01:19:25,959 --> 01:19:27,625 They deserve each other. 1879 01:19:27,625 --> 01:19:30,458 Plus, I'll just put it in the movie. 1880 01:19:30,458 --> 01:19:31,084 Movie? 1881 01:19:31,084 --> 01:19:31,834 What movie? 1882 01:19:31,834 --> 01:19:33,250 Our film project? 1883 01:19:33,250 --> 01:19:35,250 It's due in like two weeks, remember? 1884 01:19:35,250 --> 01:19:36,583 Shit. 1885 01:19:36,583 --> 01:19:38,750 Bro, I don't even want to touch a camera right now. 1886 01:19:38,750 --> 01:19:40,125 I really don't care if we fail or-- 1887 01:19:40,125 --> 01:19:44,542 Look, besides spending money on fast food and lotion, 1888 01:19:44,542 --> 01:19:47,084 I've been saving all my money for the short film. 1889 01:19:47,084 --> 01:19:52,959 And there won't be any ninjas or horses in this one, OK? 1890 01:19:52,959 --> 01:19:55,208 I'm listening. 1891 01:19:55,208 --> 01:19:56,166 OK. 1892 01:19:56,166 --> 01:19:57,625 Check it. 1893 01:19:57,625 --> 01:20:07,291 Open up on two dudes outside of a club, waiting to get in. 1894 01:20:07,291 --> 01:20:08,917 Huh? 1895 01:20:08,917 --> 01:20:09,792 Hm? 1896 01:20:22,167 --> 01:20:27,750 I'm waiting for you to come around again. 1897 01:20:27,750 --> 01:20:30,375 But I can't wait forever. 1898 01:20:30,375 --> 01:20:33,000 I'm waiting. 1899 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:36,750 I want you so bad. 1900 01:20:36,750 --> 01:20:38,875 But I can't wait forever. 1901 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:49,167 I can't wait forever.