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High school.

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Look familiar? Yeah.

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Being a teenager,
it can be rough,

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I'm not gonna
lie to you.

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But if you're a teenager,
and the world doesn't fit you,

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you're totally hosed!

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# Oh, Mr. Pit...
Oh, Mr. Pit...

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# Mr. Pitiful

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# Who let you down?

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# Who let you down?
Who let you down?

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And the harder
you try to fit in,

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the more awkward it gets.

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# Oh, Mr. Pit...
Oh, Mr. Pit...

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# Mr. Pitiful

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# Who let you down?

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Look at this poor guy.

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Brutal!

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# Who let you down?
Who let you down? #

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But if you think
being a big, awkward teenager

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is about the worst thing
that can happen to you,

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try being
a 200-pound teenage dog

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with a radar dish
wrapped around your neck!

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Oh, yeah, that'll make me
real popular.

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Luckily, they're easy
to take off. Watch this.

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Marmaduke!
Told you!

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Where are you?

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Hold your horses.

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I'm Marmaduke, by the way.
I get yelled at a lot.

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Come on, let's meet the fam.
The two-leggers.

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You're gonna love them.

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Here I come!

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This little Padawan here
is Brian.

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Like most kids his age,
he loves to hang out with me.

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Come on, buddy.
I can't see!

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Yeah, I'm pretty busy myself.
I'll catch you later.

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And this social
butterfly here is Barbara.

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She loves to
play ball with me.

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Okay, Barb,
you throw and I catch.

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He can be like that.

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Not like that.

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Is somebody cooking?

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Food!

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Debbie's pretty cool,
and my main food hook-up.

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She slips me a steak here,
some turkey there.

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Which is why I think she doesn't
even care when I help myself.

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Come to daddy.

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Ahhh! Hot cheese!
Oh, hot cheese!

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Marmaduke!

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The little one's Sarah.

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How cute is she?
And she's my biggest fan.

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You know, it's important for
them to get exercise at this age,

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so I try to take her
for a walk every day.

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She's got a great laugh,
doesn't she?

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Then there's
my owner, Phil.

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He's a marketing guy for
a local pet food company.

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I call him
Doctor No sometimes,

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'cause it's nothing
but rules with him.

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No slobbering.

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No barking.
No tackling the mailman.

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Here, let's see if he says no
to this awesome hole I'm digging.

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Marmaduke, no!

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See? Doctor No
in the house.

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Why don't you just
give it a chance?

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I will find China!

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What you're doing
is cruel and unusual.

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I hate water.
Come on. Sit.

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Look, everybody's got a weakness. Sit.

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Mine's water. It's my kryptonite. Sit.

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Not sitting in this tub.
Sit, sit, sit.

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Sit, Marmaduke!

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What can I say? I'm
a sucker for the kid.

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Bye-bye.

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Phil hates that.

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Hey, Sarah,
where you going?

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Stay.

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There's nothing good about
getting a bath, except for this!

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Come on, Phil!
Not again.

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Marmaduke!

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Let's go!

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Marmaduke!

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I like to give Phil
a little exercise, too.

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He's cooped up in the office
all day. Come on, Phil.

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That's the spirit!
Get back here!

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Over here!

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Come here, through here,
Phil! I'm over here!

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Yeah, come on!

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Not this time...

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You don't grab a tiger
by the tail!

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Marmaduke!

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Someone call the ASPCA!

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We got a crazy dog
on the loose!

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Freedom!

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Hey, Dad.
What are you doing?

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Would it kill them
to install a new dog door?

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I was two months old
when they got this.

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I guess I had more pull before
the growth spurt. Cue flashback.

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Oh, he's so cute!

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See? Insanely cute.

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Look at that lovable
little Marma-pup.

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Come here, you!

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But when you grow up into
this, I get it. Not pretty.

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I'd ignore me, too.
Get back here!

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Hey, I'm talking here!

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Anyway, I try not to
hold things against Phil.

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After all,
he's only human.

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That's why I make it a point
to never go to bed hungry.

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Let's see
what we've got.

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Sausage from
last week's barbecue,

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gonna need to let that
breathe a few days.

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This is our shot.
California, the big leagues.

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In the big leagues, they take
steroids and cheat with supermodels.

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It's a marketing job with
an organic pet food company.

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I think we'll be okay.

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Pepperoni pizza.

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Phil's loafer? No, I'll
save it for dessert.

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And that, I have no idea what that is.

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Aren't we okay
in Kansas?

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Is that what we wanna be? Just okay?

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Coming in for a landing.

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I wanna give you and the
kids the life you deserve.

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I want a bigger house

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with a bedroom that doesn't
smell like a meat-locker.

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This is our shot.

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Well, if this is our shot,
then we should take it.

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But you have to
tell the kids.

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Done.

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Give me that.

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Oh! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

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Hey, I wasn't done
with that!

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You don't have to worry, I've
got my supermodel right here.

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Wow!

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Wait for it...
Wait for it...

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Marmaduke!
Marmaduke!

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What did you eat?

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I know it's juvenile,
but it's all I've got.

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So, there you have it.

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Day in the life of
old Marmaduke, here.

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It's really bad!

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Guys, I am sorry.

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That was a little much,
even for me.

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Bad Marmaduke.

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All right, enough.
Lights out.

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Waffles, waffles,
waffles, waffles, waffles!

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Yes!

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Saturday morning waffles!
Got to love the Debster!

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Take it easy, man!

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A waffle is to be
savored, not inhaled!

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Hey, this is my step-bro,
Carlos, by the way.

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Say hey, Carlos.
Hey, Carlos.

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He's pretty cool
for a cat, which helps,

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since he's basically
my only friend.

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You ready for
a bombshell?

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Lay it on me.

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Phil just told everybody
he got a new job.

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We're moving
to the O.C.!

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Shut up! Really?

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No lie! I was so shocked,
I hacked that thing up.

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Carlos, that's gross!

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I know it's gonna take
time to adjust, honey,

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but you'll make so many
new friends there.

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I think it sounds
kind of cool.

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What do you care? All you
do is play video games.

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This is so unfair!

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I got to say,
I'm with Barbara on this one.

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You know how many bones
I buried in the backyard?

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Guys, this is a
once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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We'll have a big new house
with a pool and a company car.

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Pets are always
the last to find out!

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I don't even know
where the O.C.'s at!

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Okay, what's the deal?
Is it something I said?

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Something you weren't
supposed to say.

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Does anyone even own
a pet in this place?

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I haven't seen
a single dog so far.

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It's kind of hard to forgive
you if you don't mean it...

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Oh! She's fine.

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Okay, so far, all I've
learned about The O.C. is that

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no one has a pet and Seth,
here, is a total drama queen.

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You're the biggest
drama queen, amigo.

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Me?
That's you, Carlos.

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You're, like, 200 pounds
of drama, with a red collar!

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Oh, really?
This conversation is over.

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No, no, no!

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Ejector seat.
Never fails.

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And so,
moving day arrived.

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And there was
a feeling of hope

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and excitement for
the whole family.

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Even Barbara was trying
to lend a hand.

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That's mine...

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Carlos and I would
have pitched in, too,

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but we were being
shipped air freight and on lockdown!

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Hey, let me out of here.
I'm not an animal!

192
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Oh, yeah, I am.

193
00:09:05,626 --> 00:09:09,546
Look what I got.
Debbie's meatballs!

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That's my man, Phil!

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There you go.

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Looking out
for his own.

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I don't know, Carlos.
Something's fishy here.

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It's Debbie's
meatballs, man. Don't question it!

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Oh! I know I shouldn't eat
it, but I can't help it.

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Good boy! Good boy!

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Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

202
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I feel a little funny.

203
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This is
a horrible mistake.

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I requested
executive class!

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I think Phil put something
in our meatballs!

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Have you ever
looked at your paws?

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I mean,
really looked at them?

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Yeah, yeah. I followed
you on many adventures.

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But into the great unknown
mystery, I will go first, amigo.

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Timber!

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Down and out.

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00:10:06,870 --> 00:10:10,006
# California, here we come

213
00:10:10,073 --> 00:10:13,225
# Right back
where we started from

214
00:10:13,293 --> 00:10:14,761
# California!

215
00:10:14,829 --> 00:10:21,784
# California! #

216
00:10:24,655 --> 00:10:26,072
Wake up! I'm up, I'm up!
Come on, Phil, let's do it!

217
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Same dog, different floor.

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00:10:28,743 --> 00:10:32,812
Yes! New city,
new house, new smells!

219
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Good morning,
Orange County!

220
00:10:38,936 --> 00:10:40,504
Oh, yeah.

221
00:10:40,571 --> 00:10:43,240
Hang on a second. Did you
check out that doggie door?

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00:10:43,307 --> 00:10:47,377
It fits! It fits!
Oh! Look at this.

223
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It's got an ocean view!
And a pool!

224
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This grass is so green!

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00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:57,370
And this, by far, the nicest
bathroom I've ever had.

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Speaking of which,
a little privacy, please.

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00:11:02,259 --> 00:11:04,994
Oh, yeah, brown collar. Good,
that'll bring out my eyes.

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00:11:05,062 --> 00:11:06,629
Come on, Phil, let's go!

229
00:11:06,697 --> 00:11:09,199
Is that weird that your boss
wants to meet you at the dog park?

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That's how
they roll in Cali.

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00:11:10,934 --> 00:11:13,403
Don's a bit eccentric, but that's
what makes him so successful.

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00:11:13,470 --> 00:11:14,870
Come on, Phil, shake a leg! Easy, buddy!

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00:11:14,938 --> 00:11:16,139
Wait.
Pink?

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00:11:16,207 --> 00:11:18,258
Fuchsia. That's how
they roll in Cali.

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Come on,
we're burning daylight.

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Let's do it! Don't worry
about me, I'll just be here

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unpacking a thousand boxes.

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Freedom!

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00:11:24,748 --> 00:11:26,183
I promise I'll be
home early to help!

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Let's go!

241
00:11:28,185 --> 00:11:30,287
That's the company car?

242
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# California

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00:11:32,640 --> 00:11:35,141
# knows how to party

244
00:11:35,176 --> 00:11:37,544
# California

245
00:11:37,611 --> 00:11:40,396
# knows how to party

246
00:11:40,464 --> 00:11:43,966
# In the city of L.A.

247
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We are living the dream, Phil!

248
00:11:48,138 --> 00:11:50,239
# We keep it rockin'! #

249
00:11:51,409 --> 00:11:53,009
Listen, big guy.

250
00:11:53,077 --> 00:11:54,777
Things are gonna work a little
different out here. Give me those.

251
00:11:54,845 --> 00:11:55,912
Hey, that's part
of my look!

252
00:11:55,979 --> 00:11:57,247
We need to impress
my new boss.

253
00:11:57,315 --> 00:12:00,783
I need you to be a good
boy, a very good boy.

254
00:12:00,851 --> 00:12:03,119
Basically,
the opposite of you.

255
00:12:03,187 --> 00:12:05,705
Hi. Morning!

256
00:12:05,772 --> 00:12:09,642
Phil's got nothing to worry
about. Why? Twelve simple words.

257
00:12:09,710 --> 00:12:13,012
I've got a chance to completely
re-invent myself and finally fit in.

258
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:15,982
In short, I've got
a new leash on life.

259
00:12:17,351 --> 00:12:18,918
Pun intended.

260
00:12:21,255 --> 00:12:23,990
Wow, this is
Phil's office?

261
00:12:25,693 --> 00:12:28,661
New life, here I come.

262
00:12:28,729 --> 00:12:30,780
Time to bring my A-game.

263
00:12:31,031 --> 00:12:34,551
Think small, play it
cool, get your bark on.

264
00:12:34,619 --> 00:12:37,403
Just relax.
Hey, how's it going?

265
00:12:37,471 --> 00:12:38,438
Beautiful day, huh?

266
00:12:38,505 --> 00:12:39,706
Oh, hey, cool sweater!

267
00:12:39,773 --> 00:12:41,607
I'm sweating like a dog.

268
00:12:41,675 --> 00:12:43,343
Come on, big M,
keep it together.

269
00:12:43,411 --> 00:12:47,012
Just focus. Whoa!
What was that? Whoa!

270
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:48,498
Cool it!
Hey, wait for me.

271
00:12:48,566 --> 00:12:49,699
Marmaduke, heel!

272
00:12:49,767 --> 00:12:51,101
Phil, wait, wait,
check it out!

273
00:12:51,136 --> 00:12:53,486
Winslow, here.

274
00:12:53,554 --> 00:12:55,254
Oh, Mr. Twombly,
there you are.

275
00:12:55,322 --> 00:12:56,990
It's great to
see you again.

276
00:12:57,057 --> 00:12:58,024
Who do we have here?

277
00:12:58,092 --> 00:12:59,125
Come on, buddy!

278
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:00,994
Yeah! What's his name?

279
00:13:01,062 --> 00:13:02,912
This is Marmaduke.
Marmaduke!

280
00:13:02,947 --> 00:13:06,099
Well, you are one handsome
Great Dane, you know that?

281
00:13:06,166 --> 00:13:08,050
I'm starting to
like this guy!

282
00:13:08,118 --> 00:13:10,503
You've got yourself a beautiful
best friend there, Phil.

283
00:13:10,571 --> 00:13:13,489
Thank you! Marmaduke and I,
we're like two peas in a pod.

284
00:13:13,557 --> 00:13:14,607
Hmm.

285
00:13:14,675 --> 00:13:16,509
Who's licking butt now?

286
00:13:16,544 --> 00:13:17,760
Interesting.

287
00:13:19,530 --> 00:13:22,632
I'm picking up something
else here, also.

288
00:13:23,534 --> 00:13:25,602
Absolutely not a purebred.

289
00:13:25,670 --> 00:13:27,069
Really?

290
00:13:27,305 --> 00:13:30,757
I'm sensing a little
English Mastiff.

291
00:13:30,825 --> 00:13:32,642
Hey, watch it!

292
00:13:32,709 --> 00:13:34,310
Your guess is
as good as mine.

293
00:13:37,198 --> 00:13:39,532
You don't know your own
best friend, Phil?

294
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:40,933
Sure. Uh...

295
00:13:41,519 --> 00:13:43,286
I love dogs.

296
00:13:43,354 --> 00:13:46,489
I can tell a lot about a man
by the way he treats his dog.

297
00:13:47,525 --> 00:13:50,026
That's why I like
working out here.

298
00:13:50,093 --> 00:13:54,030
I can measure, first-hand,
who I'm dealing with.

299
00:13:56,784 --> 00:13:58,418
Watch it, Phil.
He can smell your fear.

300
00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:02,172
Plus, you get all this fresh
air for out-of-the-box thinking.

301
00:14:02,239 --> 00:14:06,309
And, most importantly, I get to
spend time with my little girl.

302
00:14:07,111 --> 00:14:08,294
Jezebel.

303
00:14:09,714 --> 00:14:11,915
Oh!

304
00:14:11,982 --> 00:14:13,866
Hello, Cali!

305
00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:17,820
Look at that fur!

306
00:14:18,973 --> 00:14:21,540
Right. Take off your
shoes and let's walk.

307
00:14:21,608 --> 00:14:23,042
You don't wear
shoes out here?

308
00:14:23,110 --> 00:14:25,845
Come on, Phil.
Channel your inner canine.

309
00:14:25,912 --> 00:14:28,314
Get some earth
between your toes.

310
00:14:28,382 --> 00:14:31,651
It's not the earth
I'm worried about.

311
00:14:31,718 --> 00:14:33,286
Stay out of trouble.
Good luck, Phil.

312
00:14:33,353 --> 00:14:34,553
You're gonna need it.

313
00:14:35,305 --> 00:14:38,357
Jezebel! Whoa!

314
00:14:39,526 --> 00:14:41,444
Hey, whoa, whoa.
Watch it!

315
00:14:41,512 --> 00:14:43,196
Bakersfield.
What the...

316
00:14:43,263 --> 00:14:44,496
He's definitely Midwest.

317
00:14:44,564 --> 00:14:46,482
Boston?
I'm gonna say Kansas.

318
00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:47,917
How did you know?

319
00:14:47,984 --> 00:14:50,953
It's a gift.
What's your handle, newbie?

320
00:14:51,021 --> 00:14:52,004
My name's Marmaduke.

321
00:14:52,039 --> 00:14:54,840
Yikes!
Immediately moving on.

322
00:14:54,908 --> 00:14:56,042
Meet the gang.

323
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:57,810
The egghead, here,
is Raisin.

324
00:14:57,878 --> 00:14:59,011
Marmaduke.

325
00:14:59,079 --> 00:15:00,947
A unique synthesis
of "marma",

326
00:15:01,014 --> 00:15:03,883
the scientific name for
the jumping spider family...

327
00:15:03,951 --> 00:15:05,685
Oh! Oh!
I hate spiders.

328
00:15:05,753 --> 00:15:07,286
...and the Duke
of Marlborough,

329
00:15:07,354 --> 00:15:09,489
the 17th-century
English statesman.

330
00:15:09,556 --> 00:15:12,776
And the ultra-confident Chinese
Crested over here is Giuseppe.

331
00:15:12,843 --> 00:15:17,147
Before you ask, yes, I'm a real
dog. No, I'm not a chew toy.

332
00:15:17,214 --> 00:15:21,034
And I just get a little nervous
sometimes because we live in California.

333
00:15:21,101 --> 00:15:22,618
This is the land
of the puma!

334
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,904
There are no pumas
in Southern California.

335
00:15:24,972 --> 00:15:27,806
Pumas!
They come out of nowhere.

336
00:15:29,693 --> 00:15:31,444
I'm Mazie, by the way.

337
00:15:31,511 --> 00:15:34,247
Good to meet you guys.
Hey, you come here a lot?

338
00:15:34,314 --> 00:15:37,750
It's the dog park, man. It's
like high school for dogs,

339
00:15:37,817 --> 00:15:40,152
which means there's a
few packs to know about.

340
00:15:41,204 --> 00:15:43,273
First,
you got your jocks.

341
00:15:43,340 --> 00:15:44,891
Nice catch, Brad.

342
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:47,109
The only muscle they
don't use is their brain.

343
00:15:47,177 --> 00:15:48,644
O- M-G, Brad is H-O-T!

344
00:15:48,712 --> 00:15:51,147
They mostly date Afghans.
Who actually have no brain.

345
00:15:51,214 --> 00:15:52,681
Oh! Frisbee!

346
00:15:52,749 --> 00:15:55,184
Then you got
your drama geeks.

347
00:15:55,251 --> 00:15:56,786
We're innocent.
Don't shoot!

348
00:15:56,854 --> 00:15:58,488
Bang, bang.

349
00:15:58,555 --> 00:16:00,923
And over here,
your mushroom heads.

350
00:16:00,991 --> 00:16:05,128
Somebody stop this thing,
man. I got to get off, bro!

351
00:16:05,195 --> 00:16:08,114
Then there's your out-and-out
juvenile delinquents.

352
00:16:10,367 --> 00:16:12,402
Come on! Let's go, go!

353
00:16:12,469 --> 00:16:15,705
Word to the wise,
avoid the water bowls here.

354
00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:18,040
Oh, come on! Again?

355
00:16:20,193 --> 00:16:23,195
So far, I'm not seeing
anyone I'd really fit in with.

356
00:16:23,264 --> 00:16:26,332
Well, if you think you got the
game, you could roll with our crew.

357
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:27,984
Oh, yeah?
Who's your crew?

358
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:29,068
Mutts!
Mutts!

359
00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,770
Weird!

360
00:16:32,723 --> 00:16:33,856
Who are those guys?

361
00:16:33,924 --> 00:16:36,325
The pedigrees,
a.k.a. trouble.

362
00:16:36,393 --> 00:16:38,378
They're
rich, and they're spoiled

363
00:16:38,445 --> 00:16:41,147
and they act like their fleas
don't bite. It's ridiculous!

364
00:16:41,182 --> 00:16:44,684
The little land shrimps
are Thunder and Lightning.

365
00:16:44,752 --> 00:16:47,871
Dog Vader over there
is the man himself, Bosco.

366
00:16:47,938 --> 00:16:49,304
Alpha male
who runs the park.

367
00:16:49,372 --> 00:16:51,040
He's the toughest
dog around.

368
00:16:51,107 --> 00:16:54,344
Him? He
doesn't look that tough.

369
00:16:54,411 --> 00:16:57,746
His girlfriend over there
is Miss Perfect, Jezebel.

370
00:16:57,814 --> 00:16:59,014
And he's super-jealous,

371
00:16:59,082 --> 00:17:01,034
so stay away from her
or he'll turn you into...

372
00:17:01,101 --> 00:17:02,668
Dog food.

373
00:17:02,736 --> 00:17:04,654
Hello, losers.

374
00:17:04,722 --> 00:17:06,388
Speak of the devil.

375
00:17:06,456 --> 00:17:08,341
So, I see you got
a new mutt friend.

376
00:17:08,409 --> 00:17:10,042
Okay, that's wet.

377
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:11,844
Shut up, Thunder.

378
00:17:11,929 --> 00:17:13,279
What's his name?

379
00:17:13,346 --> 00:17:15,864
Uh... Marmaduke. Mama-what?

380
00:17:15,899 --> 00:17:20,236
Well, well. My little fireplug said
you were salivating on my girlfriend.

381
00:17:20,271 --> 00:17:23,957
No, no. I remember, somebody
walked by eating beef jerky.

382
00:17:24,024 --> 00:17:25,441
Let me explain something.

383
00:17:25,508 --> 00:17:28,944
This is my park,
and these are my rules.

384
00:17:29,012 --> 00:17:31,064
You look at my girlfriend
again, and you're dead.

385
00:17:31,131 --> 00:17:32,281
You come near her,
you're dead.

386
00:17:32,348 --> 00:17:34,033
You talk to her,
and you're...

387
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,384
Dead.

388
00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:36,969
We're dead.
Yeah, we're dead!

389
00:17:37,688 --> 00:17:39,421
He ain't nothing, watch.

390
00:17:39,456 --> 00:17:41,173
Come on, you
wanna go? You wanna go?

391
00:17:41,241 --> 00:17:42,942
No! No! No, no, no.

392
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:46,261
Didn't think so.
Welcome to the O.C., mutt.

393
00:17:46,329 --> 00:17:47,930
Yeah,
stand clear, Horsie.

394
00:17:49,099 --> 00:17:51,300
See you at the
party tonight, not!

395
00:17:53,003 --> 00:17:54,653
Can I open
my eyes now?

396
00:17:54,688 --> 00:17:56,789
Don't listen
to that guy.

397
00:17:56,856 --> 00:17:58,924
Maybe listen to the
part about staying away

398
00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:00,993
from his girlfriend
or he'll kill you.

399
00:18:01,061 --> 00:18:03,029
What party was he
talking about?

400
00:18:03,097 --> 00:18:07,300
Nothing, just a bunch of snobs scratching
themselves under the yacht club pier.

401
00:18:07,367 --> 00:18:09,535
We're having our
own party tonight.

402
00:18:09,603 --> 00:18:12,821
It's gonna be a classic O.C.
rager, you should totally come.

403
00:18:12,889 --> 00:18:15,024
Not sure if I can get out, but I'll try.

404
00:18:15,091 --> 00:18:16,775
Great, it's gonna be
a really good party!

405
00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:19,044
If you know what a party's like,
it's gonna be better than that.

406
00:18:19,112 --> 00:18:20,830
Tell them you know me!
You'll get right in.

407
00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:22,532
Thanks, Giuseppe!

408
00:18:24,034 --> 00:18:26,302
Good first day,
Marmaduke.

409
00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:29,955
You played it cool. And I think I
impressed a lot of dogs here today.

410
00:18:30,023 --> 00:18:31,707
Now, that is
a pretty good...

411
00:18:31,775 --> 00:18:33,809
Bee! Ahhh!

412
00:18:33,877 --> 00:18:36,145
A bee!
Get off of me now!

413
00:18:36,212 --> 00:18:38,531
Look out!
Phil, help me!

414
00:18:38,598 --> 00:18:41,300
Bark Organics dominates
the California market.

415
00:18:41,368 --> 00:18:43,169
With our product
recognition and quality,

416
00:18:43,237 --> 00:18:45,371
we're in a position
to crush the competition.

417
00:18:47,007 --> 00:18:50,009
So, Dorothy, why have I called
you all the way from Kansas?

418
00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:53,980
Why have I been through six
marketing directors in the last year?

419
00:18:54,047 --> 00:18:56,299
Because I want
Bark Organics

420
00:18:56,366 --> 00:18:58,100
on the shelves in every
PETCO in the country.

421
00:18:58,302 --> 00:19:01,170
Bee!
I can't see! Bee!

422
00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:03,089
I won't
let you down, sir.

423
00:19:03,941 --> 00:19:04,941
We'll see.
Watch out!

424
00:19:05,008 --> 00:19:06,642
Coming through!

425
00:19:06,727 --> 00:19:08,627
Sorry!
Are you okay?

426
00:19:08,695 --> 00:19:09,812
Was that your dog?

427
00:19:09,880 --> 00:19:11,414
I didn't get a good look.

428
00:19:11,481 --> 00:19:14,884
Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine!

429
00:19:14,952 --> 00:19:16,802
It takes a lot
more than that...

430
00:19:18,305 --> 00:19:20,455
Bee!
That dog!

431
00:19:20,523 --> 00:19:22,225
Phil, help!
Phil, get rid of him!

432
00:19:23,593 --> 00:19:25,778
Help me!
Why do bees hate me?

433
00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:27,913
What a gargantuan spaz!

434
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:30,516
Yeah, but kind of funny.

435
00:19:32,152 --> 00:19:33,152
Hmm.

436
00:19:36,740 --> 00:19:40,409
I heard a vicious rumor that
you're, like, from Kansas?

437
00:19:40,477 --> 00:19:43,846
Yeah. Are those,
like, real dogs?

438
00:19:43,913 --> 00:19:45,914
The canine accessory
is so essential.

439
00:19:45,982 --> 00:19:47,833
We are not accessories.

440
00:19:47,901 --> 00:19:50,519
Hey, man,
in my country, I was a lawyer.

441
00:19:50,554 --> 00:19:53,506
I've been in this
purse so long, I can't feel my legs.

442
00:19:55,775 --> 00:19:57,477
Bodie is
so gorgeous!

443
00:19:58,895 --> 00:20:00,730
Did he just
look at me?

444
00:20:00,797 --> 00:20:02,482
As if!

445
00:20:02,549 --> 00:20:05,968
Yeah, you're probably right. He
probably wasn't looking at me.

446
00:20:07,604 --> 00:20:09,204
Hey, honey!

447
00:20:09,272 --> 00:20:12,224
Oh, my God!
Is that thing yours?

448
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:14,059
No, it's somebody
else's dog. Not mine.

449
00:20:14,127 --> 00:20:16,328
Hey, Barb!
Who are your friends?

450
00:20:17,831 --> 00:20:20,182
Phil! That was not cool!

451
00:20:20,984 --> 00:20:22,151
Sorry, Barb.

452
00:20:23,887 --> 00:20:25,921
Right. Regional
market share first...

453
00:20:25,989 --> 00:20:27,423
Yeah, yeah.

454
00:20:27,491 --> 00:20:30,209
Come on, Phil, get off the
phone. Brian's going to bed.

455
00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:31,393
Night, Dad.

456
00:20:31,461 --> 00:20:32,728
Hey, Brian, wait up.

457
00:20:32,796 --> 00:20:35,714
Sounds good. We'll talk
tomorrow. Chill, Marmaduke.

458
00:20:35,782 --> 00:20:36,748
Great news!

459
00:20:36,816 --> 00:20:38,717
I ran into another
dad at the dog park,

460
00:20:38,785 --> 00:20:40,620
and guess what
he's in charge of?

461
00:20:42,022 --> 00:20:43,156
I signed you up!

462
00:20:43,223 --> 00:20:45,675
Oh. Soccer sounds...

463
00:20:45,742 --> 00:20:46,909
Great, right?

464
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:49,979
Sure, yeah.

465
00:20:50,046 --> 00:20:51,264
Man, you're
gonna love it.

466
00:20:51,331 --> 00:20:54,016
Okay. Good night, Dad.

467
00:20:54,084 --> 00:20:55,600
Good night, buddy.

468
00:20:55,668 --> 00:20:58,770
Phil, he's not gonna love it. He's
gonna hate it, you knucklehead!

469
00:20:58,838 --> 00:21:00,455
Come on!

470
00:21:00,523 --> 00:21:02,941
I really miss
you guys, too.

471
00:21:03,009 --> 00:21:05,961
But I did see this
cute surfer kid today.

472
00:21:06,029 --> 00:21:08,480
You need anything, honey?

473
00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:11,216
A little privacy, and a
one-way ticket back to Kansas.

474
00:21:12,302 --> 00:21:13,502
Good night.

475
00:21:13,570 --> 00:21:15,921
Come on, Phil. It's like
you're not listening to them.

476
00:21:22,378 --> 00:21:25,898
# Lullaby, lullaby

477
00:21:25,965 --> 00:21:30,503
# All the humans
are sleeping #

478
00:21:31,955 --> 00:21:34,005
Ladies, please!

479
00:21:34,073 --> 00:21:36,358
Carlos, be quiet!

480
00:21:36,426 --> 00:21:38,661
Your eyes are
getting sleepy.

481
00:21:39,779 --> 00:21:41,680
So sleepy.

482
00:21:42,649 --> 00:21:45,334
Good night, Phil.

483
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,592
# Hey, yo, when I wake up
moaning, yawning

484
00:21:52,659 --> 00:21:54,059
# I put up my hands

485
00:21:54,127 --> 00:21:55,461
# Thank the Lord
for what I got

486
00:21:55,529 --> 00:21:56,929
# and never stop my plans

487
00:21:56,996 --> 00:21:58,564
# Giving all for the goals

488
00:21:58,632 --> 00:21:59,965
# Got to keep it up,
never let my head drop

489
00:22:00,033 --> 00:22:01,667
# Make me a home on my own

490
00:22:01,734 --> 00:22:02,968
# Better make the bed rock #

491
00:22:04,421 --> 00:22:06,188
I'm a monster!

492
00:22:06,256 --> 00:22:07,540
I am a tiny monster.

493
00:22:07,607 --> 00:22:08,940
I'm doing the spin!

494
00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:11,460
This is an O.C. rager?

495
00:22:11,528 --> 00:22:13,212
You made it, great!

496
00:22:13,247 --> 00:22:15,081
Come watch Giuseppe
rip it up!

497
00:22:15,148 --> 00:22:18,500
Check this out!
One leg, one leg...

498
00:22:18,568 --> 00:22:19,968
Hey, Marmaduke!

499
00:22:20,036 --> 00:22:22,571
If you're hungry or thirsty,
the trash can's out back.

500
00:22:22,639 --> 00:22:24,056
And the toilet's in there.

501
00:22:24,124 --> 00:22:24,974
Cool, thanks!

502
00:22:26,176 --> 00:22:27,593
Did that cow just oink?

503
00:22:27,661 --> 00:22:31,480
Meet Mazie's cow.
The factory made a mistake.

504
00:22:31,548 --> 00:22:33,582
It's pretty ridiculous.

505
00:22:33,649 --> 00:22:36,385
Cow that oinks.
I think it's cool!

506
00:22:39,222 --> 00:22:41,707
New record!
Holler at your boy!

507
00:22:41,775 --> 00:22:43,509
Marmaduke, you're up!

508
00:22:43,576 --> 00:22:45,577
No, that's
cool. I'll just watch.

509
00:22:45,645 --> 00:22:49,631
Don't be a wiener dog! Just dance
along to the flashing arrows!

510
00:22:51,735 --> 00:22:54,370
I'd love to, but seriously,
guys, I've got four left paws.

511
00:22:54,405 --> 00:22:56,738
Duke!
Duke! Duke! Duke!

512
00:22:56,806 --> 00:22:59,841
All right, all right,
twist my paw. Duke! Duke!

513
00:22:59,909 --> 00:23:01,660
Atta boy!

514
00:23:05,982 --> 00:23:08,467
Okay, let's see.
This can't be that hard.

515
00:23:08,535 --> 00:23:11,253
Okay, let's see.
Right paw, white arrow.

516
00:23:11,288 --> 00:23:12,838
Left paw, blue arrow.

517
00:23:12,906 --> 00:23:14,139
No, no, left paw,
green arrow.

518
00:23:14,207 --> 00:23:15,791
There we go!

519
00:23:15,859 --> 00:23:18,310
On second thoughts, maybe
this wasn't such a good idea.

520
00:23:18,378 --> 00:23:20,095
Hang on,
give him a chance.

521
00:23:20,163 --> 00:23:21,163
You can do this, Marmy.

522
00:23:21,231 --> 00:23:22,881
Come on. Come on.
Come on, concentrate!

523
00:23:22,949 --> 00:23:24,283
Ease into it.

524
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:25,534
Are we insured?

525
00:23:25,602 --> 00:23:27,645
No one puts Dukey
in a corner!

526
00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,688
The Duke's got
some moves!

527
00:23:29,755 --> 00:23:32,124
You ain't seen nothing yet!

528
00:23:33,693 --> 00:23:35,561
Time to get funky!

529
00:23:37,180 --> 00:23:38,480
He's better than me,
isn't he?

530
00:23:38,548 --> 00:23:39,581
In a way, yes.

531
00:23:41,952 --> 00:23:44,520
Three-sixty
on the big dog!

532
00:23:44,588 --> 00:23:45,721
Pinwheel time!

533
00:23:46,873 --> 00:23:48,524
Time to go old-school!

534
00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:50,375
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

535
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:56,715
I'm sorry. I'm really
sorry, guys. My bad.

536
00:23:56,783 --> 00:23:59,735
No sweat. I needed
to get a Wii, anyway.

537
00:23:59,802 --> 00:24:01,954
There goes Giuseppe's
entire social life.

538
00:24:02,021 --> 00:24:04,373
That was the only thing
I wasn't afraid of.

539
00:24:04,441 --> 00:24:08,126
You know, not that I'm not
having fun, because I totally am,

540
00:24:08,195 --> 00:24:11,246
what do you guys think about going to
the yacht club party, see what's up?

541
00:24:11,314 --> 00:24:12,714
Are you crazy?

542
00:24:12,782 --> 00:24:15,784
Or we could just go to the zoo,
and jump into the puma cage!

543
00:24:15,819 --> 00:24:17,969
Come on, it'll be fun!
Question.

544
00:24:18,038 --> 00:24:20,723
Are we gonna spend the rest of our
lives hiding underneath the porch

545
00:24:20,791 --> 00:24:22,258
with the little pups?

546
00:24:22,325 --> 00:24:25,010
Or are we gonna get out in
the yard with the big dogs?

547
00:24:25,078 --> 00:24:27,546
But we're not big dogs,
we're tiny dogs!

548
00:24:27,613 --> 00:24:29,548
That phrase was made
for dogs like you!

549
00:24:29,616 --> 00:24:31,851
You do realize
it's Bosco's party.

550
00:24:31,918 --> 00:24:35,854
Yeah, Bosco, Schmosco!
He's all bark, no bite.

551
00:24:35,922 --> 00:24:41,110
Okay. Some dogs just have
to learn the hard way.

552
00:24:41,177 --> 00:24:43,746
I smell rain, and I
did not dress for rain.

553
00:24:43,813 --> 00:24:45,497
I'm telling you guys,
without fur,

554
00:24:45,565 --> 00:24:47,132
it's like tiny bullets
from the sky.

555
00:24:49,886 --> 00:24:51,836
It's him!
Who is that?

556
00:24:51,904 --> 00:24:53,172
Chupadogra.

557
00:24:55,742 --> 00:24:57,426
Chupadogra?

558
00:24:58,928 --> 00:25:01,446
They say he was
the ultimate alpha dog.

559
00:25:01,514 --> 00:25:05,217
But then he went insane from
rabies and ate his owner.

560
00:25:05,284 --> 00:25:08,687
He also sleeps on a giant
pile of his victims' bones.

561
00:25:08,755 --> 00:25:11,474
Can we go now, before
I become an appetizer?

562
00:25:11,541 --> 00:25:13,675
Let's go.

563
00:25:13,743 --> 00:25:15,877
I can't believe
we survived Chupadogra!

564
00:25:15,945 --> 00:25:17,413
And now
he knows your scent.

565
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:19,581
Why would you
say that?

566
00:25:19,649 --> 00:25:21,117
You sure you
wanna do this?

567
00:25:21,184 --> 00:25:22,868
Oh, yeah.
You bet I do.

568
00:25:22,936 --> 00:25:25,170
Guys, I'm telling you,
the tide is rising!

569
00:25:37,317 --> 00:25:39,518
Twenty-four,
come on, you can do it.

570
00:25:39,569 --> 00:25:40,936
Twenty-five!

571
00:25:41,004 --> 00:25:43,406
Man! Now, this party
is off the leash!

572
00:25:44,757 --> 00:25:46,208
What are they doing
to that cat?

573
00:25:47,360 --> 00:25:49,011
What pedigrees do best.

574
00:25:49,079 --> 00:25:50,262
Humiliate the innocent.

575
00:25:50,329 --> 00:25:52,998
Hey, wait, what are you
doing? Don't go over there!

576
00:25:53,066 --> 00:25:56,685
Come on, let's get
our bark on. Oh, oh...

577
00:25:56,753 --> 00:25:58,971
Oh, sorry.
I'll go this way.

578
00:26:00,573 --> 00:26:02,340
No problem. Sorry.

579
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:05,544
This unfortunately
happens to me all the time.

580
00:26:06,112 --> 00:26:07,595
Me, too.

581
00:26:07,630 --> 00:26:09,982
Oh, brother!

582
00:26:11,968 --> 00:26:14,052
Great, we're getting
mad-dogged. Let's bail!

583
00:26:14,120 --> 00:26:17,373
Well, well, well. If it
isn't the dog and pony show.

584
00:26:17,441 --> 00:26:19,457
Did the circus give
you guys the day off?

585
00:26:19,525 --> 00:26:21,560
We're just leaving Bosco,
back off.

586
00:26:21,627 --> 00:26:24,980
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What's
the hurry? You just got here.

587
00:26:26,566 --> 00:26:29,168
You know, it's funny,
with ears like that

588
00:26:29,235 --> 00:26:30,869
I would have thought
you heard me tell you

589
00:26:30,936 --> 00:26:32,587
to stay away
from my girlfriend.

590
00:26:32,622 --> 00:26:34,289
He told him. You told
him, like, 12 times...

591
00:26:34,357 --> 00:26:36,692
Zip it!
Zipped!

592
00:26:36,759 --> 00:26:39,828
Being a pedigree means
you're exceptional.

593
00:26:39,896 --> 00:26:41,530
We're all bred
for a purpose

594
00:26:41,597 --> 00:26:44,967
and have gifts you could
never dream of having.

595
00:26:45,035 --> 00:26:47,853
Stuart's an expert tracker.

596
00:26:47,921 --> 00:26:49,672
Shasta is
a master sled dog.

597
00:26:51,207 --> 00:26:54,476
Ferdinand is fluent in six
languages, including gopher.

598
00:26:56,479 --> 00:27:00,582
And I'm the reigning
SoCal surf champ.

599
00:27:00,650 --> 00:27:03,318
Are you good
at anything? Huh?

600
00:27:03,820 --> 00:27:05,720
Um... Uh...

601
00:27:05,788 --> 00:27:06,855
Sit!

602
00:27:07,757 --> 00:27:10,359
You are
good at something!

603
00:27:14,130 --> 00:27:17,565
Lay down. Lay down!
That's it.

604
00:27:17,633 --> 00:27:19,251
Oh, no!
This is bad, isn't it?

605
00:27:19,318 --> 00:27:20,885
Yes, it's very bad.

606
00:27:24,073 --> 00:27:27,442
I don't care how freakishly
large you are, Donkey Boy.

607
00:27:27,510 --> 00:27:34,232
We all know that inside you're
just a scared little pup!

608
00:27:34,300 --> 00:27:35,800
Did I say you could
get up? No, no. Please!

609
00:27:35,868 --> 00:27:37,786
Did I say you could get up? I'm sorry!

610
00:27:37,854 --> 00:27:39,038
No mercy, boss.

611
00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:40,172
Put him in
a doggie bag!

612
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:42,007
Fight! Fight! Fight!

613
00:27:42,074 --> 00:27:43,258
I don't
wanna fight you.

614
00:27:43,326 --> 00:27:44,376
Bosco, stop!

615
00:27:44,444 --> 00:27:47,145
Relax, baby! We're
just horsing around.

616
00:27:47,213 --> 00:27:49,615
No, you're not.
You're being a bully.

617
00:27:51,450 --> 00:27:55,137
I'm sorry, he gets this way when
he drinks too much drain-pipe water.

618
00:27:55,205 --> 00:27:57,739
He gets that way
because he's a jerk.

619
00:27:57,774 --> 00:27:59,358
You watch yourself, tomboy.

620
00:28:00,443 --> 00:28:02,444
Come on,
we're out of here.

621
00:28:05,348 --> 00:28:08,333
Come on, baby, are you gonna
spend time with them or with me?

622
00:28:11,054 --> 00:28:12,871
It's a party,
let's have fun!

623
00:28:14,657 --> 00:28:18,394
See you later, when there's not
any girls around to save you.

624
00:28:18,429 --> 00:28:19,377
Mutt.

625
00:28:28,371 --> 00:28:31,974
Bosco's right about everything.
I'm just a Gigantor freak.

626
00:28:32,041 --> 00:28:34,609
Wasn't bred for anything,
but getting in the way.

627
00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:36,861
You know, if I had a bone
for every time someone said,

628
00:28:36,929 --> 00:28:39,865
"Put a saddle on that thing!"
or, "How's the weather up there?"

629
00:28:39,933 --> 00:28:42,400
I'd be a bone-illionaire!

630
00:28:42,468 --> 00:28:46,438
Just once in my life, I'd
like to fit in, you know?

631
00:28:46,505 --> 00:28:50,559
Look, I know what it's
like to be an outsider.

632
00:28:50,627 --> 00:28:54,195
Okay? I was a rescue dog.
Nobody wanted me.

633
00:28:54,264 --> 00:28:57,499
But you're better than any of
those guys, and I can prove it.

634
00:28:57,567 --> 00:29:00,536
I can make you into
the dog you wanna be.

635
00:29:00,603 --> 00:29:03,855
Really? Why would
you do that for me?

636
00:29:03,923 --> 00:29:05,757
Because you're my friend.

637
00:29:07,843 --> 00:29:09,411
Wait, what time is it?

638
00:29:09,479 --> 00:29:11,630
Oh, man, Phil's gonna
get up soon. I got to go!

639
00:29:11,697 --> 00:29:13,465
I'll see you later!

640
00:29:16,652 --> 00:29:18,120
You're welcome.

641
00:29:32,251 --> 00:29:33,719
I just made it.

642
00:29:39,359 --> 00:29:42,294
I am beat.
I am so tired.

643
00:29:43,963 --> 00:29:45,597
I'm exhausted.

644
00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:49,701
Oh! Phil,
hit the snooze!

645
00:29:52,071 --> 00:29:53,138
Time for work,
big guy.

646
00:29:53,206 --> 00:29:55,306
Oh, Phil,
you're killing me.

647
00:29:56,542 --> 00:29:58,409
Winslow, Twombly.

648
00:29:58,477 --> 00:30:01,446
I need that new campaign and I need
it yesterday. So what do you got?

649
00:30:01,513 --> 00:30:03,565
Yeah. I got some
great ideas percolating,

650
00:30:03,633 --> 00:30:05,333
I just need a little
time to flesh them out.

651
00:30:05,401 --> 00:30:06,734
See, you got nothing.

652
00:30:06,802 --> 00:30:10,439
No, you can count on me.
It's gonna be a home run.

653
00:30:10,790 --> 00:30:11,489
It better be.

654
00:30:11,557 --> 00:30:12,757
Yeah, bye.

655
00:30:13,927 --> 00:30:15,227
I got nothing.

656
00:30:17,046 --> 00:30:19,981
Bee! Bee! Phil, get him!

657
00:30:20,016 --> 00:30:21,300
Marmaduke, relax!

658
00:30:21,367 --> 00:30:22,901
Phil, I hate bees!
Get back.

659
00:30:22,969 --> 00:30:25,003
Bee! Bee!
He's gonna sting us!

660
00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:29,325
He's gonna sting me and give me
rabies! Phil, Phil, get rid of him!

661
00:30:29,392 --> 00:30:31,292
Marmaduke, chill, relax.

662
00:30:31,528 --> 00:30:33,011
They're just surfers.

663
00:30:35,781 --> 00:30:37,249
Marmaduke,

664
00:30:38,585 --> 00:30:40,018
you're a genius!

665
00:30:40,086 --> 00:30:42,054
I am?

666
00:30:42,121 --> 00:30:44,105
A surf competition
for dogs?

667
00:30:44,173 --> 00:30:47,092
Picture this. Man's best
friend surfing towards shore,

668
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:49,394
throngs of owners
cheering them on.

669
00:30:49,462 --> 00:30:52,047
How's that gonna sell organic
dog food to the heartland?

670
00:30:52,115 --> 00:30:53,615
Eleven o'clock, Phil.

671
00:30:53,683 --> 00:30:57,019
Listen, if you wanna sell to
the Midwest, I'll tell you how.

672
00:30:57,087 --> 00:30:58,754
Be true to
who you are.

673
00:30:58,822 --> 00:31:02,257
Bark Organics was made in
Southern California, embrace that.

674
00:31:02,325 --> 00:31:04,727
Bring the iconic spirit
of the West Coast

675
00:31:04,794 --> 00:31:06,929
to every dog owner
across the country.

676
00:31:06,996 --> 00:31:08,997
I don't know.

677
00:31:09,065 --> 00:31:11,900
I hired you to create an
identity for this company

678
00:31:11,968 --> 00:31:14,203
and you're telling me
to be myself?

679
00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:16,171
You know, we only have
one shot with PETCO.

680
00:31:16,239 --> 00:31:17,489
I know.

681
00:31:19,192 --> 00:31:21,459
But you got to
trust me on this.

682
00:31:23,163 --> 00:31:24,797
All right.

683
00:31:24,864 --> 00:31:27,332
One shot.
Make it happen.

684
00:31:28,585 --> 00:31:30,319
Yes!

685
00:31:30,386 --> 00:31:32,821
Okay, mutt-makeover
begins now.

686
00:31:32,889 --> 00:31:33,839
First things first.

687
00:31:33,906 --> 00:31:36,725
All right,
I'm all ears, literally.

688
00:31:36,793 --> 00:31:38,010
Pig Cow is yours.

689
00:31:38,077 --> 00:31:41,379
Check, Pig Cow's mine. Why?

690
00:31:41,447 --> 00:31:43,348
He's a real confidence
booster. Of course he is.

691
00:31:43,415 --> 00:31:44,983
You just chew on him
when you get nervous.

692
00:31:45,051 --> 00:31:46,684
Noted and filed.

693
00:31:46,752 --> 00:31:48,103
Next up,
let's smell that breath.

694
00:31:49,689 --> 00:31:51,173
Whoa!

695
00:31:51,240 --> 00:31:53,492
Oh, buddy!

696
00:31:53,559 --> 00:31:54,993
Really, that bad?

697
00:31:55,061 --> 00:31:58,563
That needs work. Okay, pedigrees
have dental hygienists, all right?

698
00:31:58,631 --> 00:32:00,565
So garbage breath
is not gonna cut it.

699
00:32:00,633 --> 00:32:03,318
Stay out of trash cans and
eat more mint-based items.

700
00:32:03,353 --> 00:32:05,270
Okay, less trash,
more mint.

701
00:32:05,338 --> 00:32:06,705
And stand up proud.

702
00:32:06,772 --> 00:32:09,575
Your ancestors sat
at the foot of kings, man.

703
00:32:09,610 --> 00:32:10,525
Yeah.

704
00:32:10,593 --> 00:32:12,528
Let's put the "Great"
back in "Dane" here.

705
00:32:12,595 --> 00:32:15,830
Yeah, like this?
Um...

706
00:32:15,898 --> 00:32:18,550
You know, just maybe keep your
ears up, too, while we're at it.

707
00:32:18,617 --> 00:32:21,586
Ears up. Like this?

708
00:32:21,654 --> 00:32:23,722
Yeah, that looks fine.

709
00:32:24,657 --> 00:32:26,024
Just out of curiosity,

710
00:32:26,092 --> 00:32:29,911
do you think any of this
stuff would work with girls?

711
00:32:29,979 --> 00:32:33,782
Did you
have anyone in mind?

712
00:32:33,850 --> 00:32:36,284
Not specifically, just
thinking out loud here.

713
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:40,071
Oh!

714
00:32:40,139 --> 00:32:43,608
Right, right, okay. No
one specific. That's good.

715
00:32:45,862 --> 00:32:47,671
Okay...

716
00:32:47,706 --> 00:32:49,481
Listen up, Barkanova.

717
00:32:49,548 --> 00:32:54,002
If it were me, I'd want him
to take me to the junkyard.

718
00:32:54,070 --> 00:32:56,354
It's really
romantic there at night.

719
00:32:56,422 --> 00:32:59,240
There'd be a blanket
with some treats spread out,

720
00:32:59,308 --> 00:33:02,661
music from an old car
radio playing softly.

721
00:33:02,728 --> 00:33:06,164
Yeah, and lots of great
old stuff to pee on, right?

722
00:33:06,231 --> 00:33:08,684
Oh! You've got
so much to learn.

723
00:33:08,751 --> 00:33:12,554
Here's the deal.
Girls want romance.

724
00:33:12,621 --> 00:33:14,005
You know? Mystery.

725
00:33:14,773 --> 00:33:16,007
Wow.

726
00:33:16,442 --> 00:33:18,176
What?

727
00:33:18,243 --> 00:33:21,846
You know, I never really noticed
before, but you have really pretty...

728
00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:24,366
Fire truck!

729
00:33:24,433 --> 00:33:25,684
Hey, buddy,
we're talking here.

730
00:33:25,752 --> 00:33:27,419
Fire truck!
Heel!

731
00:33:27,487 --> 00:33:29,571
Oh, sorry.
Where were we?

732
00:33:29,639 --> 00:33:32,040
Uh... You said I
have really pretty...

733
00:33:32,108 --> 00:33:33,292
Got to go, buddy.
Work to do.

734
00:33:33,359 --> 00:33:35,427
No! Wait, Phil,
no, not now!

735
00:33:35,495 --> 00:33:36,594
Hey, where are you going?

736
00:33:36,662 --> 00:33:37,912
Phil, I need this.

737
00:33:37,980 --> 00:33:39,748
Come on. Let's go.
"Really pretty" what?

738
00:33:39,815 --> 00:33:40,982
What?

739
00:33:45,354 --> 00:33:46,905
Carlos, let
me ask you something.

740
00:33:46,972 --> 00:33:48,773
Is my breath
really that bad?

741
00:33:48,841 --> 00:33:50,341
A tube of toothpaste is a good start,

742
00:33:50,409 --> 00:33:52,995
but you're gonna
need more than that.

743
00:33:53,062 --> 00:33:54,629
Dude, watch it!

744
00:33:54,697 --> 00:33:56,230
Just gave myself
a tongue-bath.

745
00:33:56,298 --> 00:33:57,449
Sorry.

746
00:33:58,818 --> 00:33:59,951
How's my breath now?

747
00:34:01,421 --> 00:34:03,822
Refreshingly minty.

748
00:34:03,990 --> 00:34:06,758
Who am I kidding? Minty
breath, better posture.

749
00:34:06,826 --> 00:34:08,660
This stuff's
never gonna work.

750
00:34:08,727 --> 00:34:12,714
These guys have real skills.
I could never speak gopher.

751
00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:14,249
Why would you want
to talk to gophers?

752
00:34:14,316 --> 00:34:15,934
Forget it.

753
00:34:16,002 --> 00:34:17,869
Breaking into
new cliques is tough

754
00:34:17,937 --> 00:34:21,389
and breaking into bird cages
is even tougher.

755
00:34:21,457 --> 00:34:22,774
I just don't get it.

756
00:34:22,842 --> 00:34:25,176
I'm a dog and you're a
cat, we get along great.

757
00:34:25,244 --> 00:34:27,378
That's because
you're my hermano.

758
00:34:27,446 --> 00:34:29,914
If we weren't related, I'd
scratch both your eyes out!

759
00:34:32,785 --> 00:34:34,252
Don't make me laugh.

760
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:35,753
You could never take me.

761
00:34:35,821 --> 00:34:38,840
I'd cream your
furry little butt...

762
00:34:39,608 --> 00:34:42,044
Carlos, you're a genius.

763
00:34:43,212 --> 00:34:45,213
What is he doing?

764
00:34:46,299 --> 00:34:49,434
Say, does anybody
smell that?

765
00:34:49,502 --> 00:34:53,454
I smell a cat
and I hate cats.

766
00:34:53,522 --> 00:34:55,891
Cat! There's
no cat here.

767
00:34:55,958 --> 00:34:59,194
I said,
"I smell a cat."

768
00:35:01,847 --> 00:35:03,648
Where am I? Hey boss, there is a cat!

769
00:35:03,716 --> 00:35:06,901
No, no, no.
This one's mine, fellas.

770
00:35:06,969 --> 00:35:10,171
Is this a dog park?
I must be horribly lost.

771
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,373
Oh, yeah,
you must be lost, cat,

772
00:35:12,441 --> 00:35:14,776
because this park
is for dogs only.

773
00:35:14,894 --> 00:35:16,294
I got the tail!

774
00:35:16,362 --> 00:35:17,779
You said there'd
only be a few dogs.

775
00:35:17,847 --> 00:35:19,480
It's a dog park. What
do you want me to do?

776
00:35:19,548 --> 00:35:21,216
The sun's out,
it's crowded today.

777
00:35:21,284 --> 00:35:23,384
This is gonna
cost you, big time!

778
00:35:23,452 --> 00:35:24,820
Fight! Fight!

779
00:35:24,887 --> 00:35:26,738
Whoa!
What a crowd!

780
00:35:26,805 --> 00:35:27,922
Who let the dogs out?

781
00:35:27,990 --> 00:35:29,457
This doesn't
look good!

782
00:35:29,525 --> 00:35:31,125
Please don't
hurt me, Mister.

783
00:35:31,193 --> 00:35:33,494
I'm just a poor,
incredibly attractive,

784
00:35:33,562 --> 00:35:36,465
ultra-intelligent cat,
who has lost his way.

785
00:35:36,532 --> 00:35:41,036
You're gonna need all nine lives
after this beat-down, pussycat.

786
00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:45,307
You are the biggest, baddest
dog I have ever seen in my life.

787
00:35:45,375 --> 00:35:47,876
You also seem very
cool and confident.

788
00:35:47,943 --> 00:35:49,077
You're right
about all of that,

789
00:35:49,145 --> 00:35:51,546
you little
Fancy-Feast-eating freak!

790
00:35:51,613 --> 00:35:53,398
Please! Spare my life!

791
00:35:53,466 --> 00:35:55,133
Spare this.

792
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,903
Come on, sell it, man.
Sell it.

793
00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,954
Really? Okay.

794
00:36:00,022 --> 00:36:02,206
Left jab, left jab,
work the body.

795
00:36:03,793 --> 00:36:06,261
Get back here, you
good-for-nothing little fur-ball!

796
00:36:06,329 --> 00:36:07,646
I only
weigh six pounds.

797
00:36:07,713 --> 00:36:09,698
This officially
hurts now. Stop!

798
00:36:09,766 --> 00:36:12,501
No, no, keep going, keep
going. I think it's working.

799
00:36:12,568 --> 00:36:14,602
Maybe we can find
a happy medium?

800
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:16,070
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

801
00:36:16,138 --> 00:36:17,839
Hey, everybody,
watch this!

802
00:36:17,957 --> 00:36:20,742
No, no, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!

803
00:36:20,810 --> 00:36:21,926
Dizzy!

804
00:36:27,049 --> 00:36:28,449
Hairball.

805
00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:31,486
What's the matter, Bigglesworth?
Dog got your tongue?

806
00:36:31,554 --> 00:36:33,254
Yeah, whatever, man.

807
00:36:34,306 --> 00:36:35,973
Hope you got
what you wanted.

808
00:36:38,177 --> 00:36:41,045
That was hilarious, Marmadonk!

809
00:36:41,113 --> 00:36:43,247
Yeah, you're not
as good as Bosco,

810
00:36:43,316 --> 00:36:45,383
but you took that
fleabag to school!

811
00:36:45,451 --> 00:36:49,270
Oh, please, it was a cat.
It's not like he killed it.

812
00:36:49,338 --> 00:36:51,372
You've got a keen
sense of smell.

813
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:55,009
Oh. Well, thanks.
It must be the large nostrils.

814
00:36:55,077 --> 00:36:58,713
I have to go, but maybe
I'll see you around.

815
00:36:59,198 --> 00:37:00,866
Cool! I'd like that.

816
00:37:00,933 --> 00:37:03,852
Jezebel,
let's go. Now!

817
00:37:05,187 --> 00:37:07,622
You know, I have a
pretty good nose myself

818
00:37:07,689 --> 00:37:11,058
and when I'm around you
I smell potential,

819
00:37:11,126 --> 00:37:12,727
with a hint of
something minty.

820
00:37:12,795 --> 00:37:14,596
I like it.
Let's go!

821
00:37:17,533 --> 00:37:19,284
It worked!
She talked to me!

822
00:37:19,352 --> 00:37:22,470
What are you doing? That's
not what we talked about!

823
00:37:22,538 --> 00:37:25,022
Who cares?
She liked my minty breath!

824
00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:33,214
Welcome to the First Annual Bark
Organics Dog Surfing Competition.

825
00:37:33,282 --> 00:37:37,168
Dogs and owners, make your
way to the shore. Cowabarka!

826
00:37:49,114 --> 00:37:51,382
Hey, I know you.
You go to Marshall, right?

827
00:37:52,184 --> 00:37:53,385
The new girl.

828
00:37:54,003 --> 00:37:55,169
That's me.

829
00:37:56,305 --> 00:37:58,139
You ever not
on that thing?

830
00:38:00,192 --> 00:38:01,393
You ever not
on that thing?

831
00:38:02,878 --> 00:38:03,878
I'm Bodie.

832
00:38:03,946 --> 00:38:05,313
I know. I mean...

833
00:38:05,981 --> 00:38:07,215
Yeah, I'm Barbara.

834
00:38:07,900 --> 00:38:10,268
Is that your dog?

835
00:38:10,335 --> 00:38:12,219
No, no, no.
That's my dad's dog.

836
00:38:12,287 --> 00:38:13,955
Huh. That's too bad.

837
00:38:14,023 --> 00:38:16,124
He's way better than
those lame purse dogs.

838
00:38:16,191 --> 00:38:19,444
Well, I did kind of adopt him
as my own, though.

839
00:38:19,512 --> 00:38:21,446
The dog, not my dad.

840
00:38:21,514 --> 00:38:24,149
Yeah, Marmaduke and I
are super close.

841
00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:30,071
My friend's having a party
next weekend. You should come.

842
00:38:30,139 --> 00:38:31,656
Sure, I'd love to.

843
00:38:33,592 --> 00:38:36,060
Competition's starting.
Beat it, Hasselhoff.

844
00:38:37,212 --> 00:38:39,246
Dad,
what are you doing?

845
00:38:39,314 --> 00:38:41,849
You're way too young, and I'm way
too busy to talk about this right now.

846
00:38:43,419 --> 00:38:45,470
And, just put
some clothes on.

847
00:38:45,538 --> 00:38:47,171
Can I get you
anything, Deb?

848
00:38:51,210 --> 00:38:52,710
He's cute!

849
00:38:55,247 --> 00:38:58,048
Hey, Marmaduke,
can you keep a secret?

850
00:38:58,917 --> 00:39:00,401
Probably.

851
00:39:01,704 --> 00:39:05,740
I've been telling Dad
I'm going to soccer practice,

852
00:39:05,808 --> 00:39:08,576
but I've actually been
hanging out at the skate park.

853
00:39:08,644 --> 00:39:10,578
I think that
sounds cool, Brian.

854
00:39:10,646 --> 00:39:12,447
But you got to
tell your dad.

855
00:39:12,514 --> 00:39:15,583
I don't even
like soccer.

856
00:39:15,651 --> 00:39:18,486
I guess I just don't know
how to tell him the truth.

857
00:39:18,553 --> 00:39:21,589
I hear you, bro,
but just hang in there.

858
00:39:22,325 --> 00:39:25,142
I wish you could talk.

859
00:39:25,210 --> 00:39:28,212
And I wish you could
understand me.

860
00:39:28,514 --> 00:39:30,065
Come on, Marmaduke!

861
00:39:30,132 --> 00:39:32,183
Hey, Brian, you okay?
Yeah.

862
00:39:32,251 --> 00:39:35,203
What do you say we kick
that ball around later?

863
00:39:35,271 --> 00:39:37,221
No, I'm good.

864
00:39:37,289 --> 00:39:38,472
Come on, buddy.
Wait! Phil! Phil!

865
00:39:38,540 --> 00:39:41,876
Hold on, Phil. Brian's
got something to tell you.

866
00:39:45,097 --> 00:39:49,784
It is a beautiful day here in
Southern California for dog surfing.

867
00:39:49,852 --> 00:39:53,655
Please, put your paws together
for our canine competitors!

868
00:39:53,722 --> 00:39:56,474
Aha! And here's our marketing
director, Phil Winslow.

869
00:39:56,541 --> 00:39:59,643
Phil, this is David King,
Jessica Colestat from PETCO.

870
00:39:59,711 --> 00:40:01,262
Pleased to meet you.

871
00:40:01,330 --> 00:40:04,532
I hope you're ready for a
mind-blowing canine surf experience.

872
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,835
Wow! Can't wait to see
this big guy out on the waves!

873
00:40:07,903 --> 00:40:09,270
No, no, no.

874
00:40:09,338 --> 00:40:11,823
Phil and Marmaduke are one
month removed from Kansas.

875
00:40:11,891 --> 00:40:13,558
I don't think they're ready to hang 10.

876
00:40:13,626 --> 00:40:15,876
Well, that's too bad. That
would've been hysterical.

877
00:40:15,945 --> 00:40:17,645
Yeah!

878
00:40:17,646 --> 00:40:21,816
No, you're right!
That would be hysterical! Phil?

879
00:40:21,883 --> 00:40:24,886
Phil, come on, they're
just kidding. Say no!

880
00:40:26,522 --> 00:40:28,356
Marmaduke's dying
to hang 20.

881
00:40:28,424 --> 00:40:29,624
Dying to.

882
00:40:29,691 --> 00:40:31,609
Oh! We're dead!

883
00:40:31,677 --> 00:40:32,827
No, no, no. Phil, no!

884
00:40:32,895 --> 00:40:33,912
Let's go, buddy.

885
00:40:33,979 --> 00:40:35,413
Come on.
It's just water.

886
00:40:35,480 --> 00:40:37,448
No. Way too big and
too wet! Cold, cold!

887
00:40:37,516 --> 00:40:40,535
That's my competition?
This ought to be fun.

888
00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:41,770
Freezing, freezing!

889
00:40:41,837 --> 00:40:43,638
No! Marmaduke!
Cold, cold!

890
00:40:43,705 --> 00:40:45,740
Come on,
get back here. Heel!

891
00:40:47,259 --> 00:40:49,276
Happy thoughts,
happy thoughts.

892
00:40:49,344 --> 00:40:52,313
I'm running through a meadow.
I'm peeing on everything.

893
00:40:52,380 --> 00:40:54,582
You don't stand
a chance, Shamu.

894
00:40:54,650 --> 00:40:55,716
I own these waves.

895
00:40:55,784 --> 00:40:57,752
Good luck to you, too.

896
00:40:57,820 --> 00:41:00,739
It's okay, Marmaduke.
Nothing bad's gonna happen.

897
00:41:00,806 --> 00:41:04,308
Something bad's gonna happen,
Phil. Payback's gonna hurt.

898
00:41:04,376 --> 00:41:05,726
Okay, stay.
It's okay.

899
00:41:05,795 --> 00:41:07,862
Ladies and gentlemen, take
a look, on the horizon,

900
00:41:07,930 --> 00:41:10,698
a massive,
rogue wave approaches!

901
00:41:10,766 --> 00:41:13,400
You got to be kidding!

902
00:41:13,468 --> 00:41:15,119
Time to dazzle.
It's all you, buddy.

903
00:41:15,187 --> 00:41:17,372
Phil! No, no, what are
you doing? Phil, help me.

904
00:41:17,407 --> 00:41:18,773
Phil, no!
Good luck!

905
00:41:18,840 --> 00:41:21,559
Somebody get me off this
thing! What am I doing?

906
00:41:21,626 --> 00:41:23,061
Out of my way, poser! Look out!

907
00:41:23,128 --> 00:41:24,395
I've got
the right of way!

908
00:41:24,463 --> 00:41:25,530
Oh, boy!

909
00:41:25,597 --> 00:41:27,382
Look out!
Phil, help me!

910
00:41:27,450 --> 00:41:29,501
Look at this!
It's Marmaduke!

911
00:41:29,568 --> 00:41:31,886
Look at the perfect position
here, Marmaduke in the barrel.

912
00:41:31,954 --> 00:41:33,204
Yeah!

913
00:41:33,271 --> 00:41:37,108
Get me off this thing!
Help! Marmy don't surf!

914
00:41:37,176 --> 00:41:39,711
He doesn't look like
he's gonna make it.

915
00:41:39,778 --> 00:41:41,012
Where is he?

916
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:42,364
I don't know.

917
00:41:43,816 --> 00:41:45,499
Oh, man,
I'm gonna die!

918
00:41:45,567 --> 00:41:47,735
No, you're not.
Get a hold of yourself!

919
00:41:47,803 --> 00:41:49,970
Grip it and rip it!

920
00:41:50,005 --> 00:41:51,422
Geronimo!

921
00:41:53,926 --> 00:41:56,260
There he is!

922
00:41:58,063 --> 00:42:00,614
Take a look at this!
He throws a big air!

923
00:42:00,682 --> 00:42:02,467
What a crazy dog!

924
00:42:03,486 --> 00:42:06,354
Look out! Look out!

925
00:42:07,756 --> 00:42:12,143
And the Duke shreds!
This dog rules! Marmaduke!

926
00:42:12,278 --> 00:42:14,278
You did it, buddy!
Oh! Get me out of here!

927
00:42:14,346 --> 00:42:16,164
That's my dog! Get this seaweed off me!

928
00:42:16,232 --> 00:42:17,949
It burns! It burns!

929
00:42:18,016 --> 00:42:19,551
Debbie, help!

930
00:42:20,535 --> 00:42:21,369
Yeah!

931
00:42:21,436 --> 00:42:23,120
That was awesome!
Really?

932
00:42:23,188 --> 00:42:25,189
That was off the hook! The
Duke has arrived, y'all!

933
00:42:25,257 --> 00:42:26,291
It was?

934
00:42:26,358 --> 00:42:27,892
You totally
shredded, dude!

935
00:42:27,959 --> 00:42:28,793
I shredded?

936
00:42:28,861 --> 00:42:30,461
That was way better
than Bosco, dude!

937
00:42:30,529 --> 00:42:32,479
Marmaduke shreds!

938
00:42:32,547 --> 00:42:37,451
All right, here it is.
The overall surf champion...

939
00:42:37,519 --> 00:42:40,788
You think it was funny dropping in
on my wave like that, Marma-puke?

940
00:42:40,856 --> 00:42:42,757
I didn't do
anything, Bosco!

941
00:42:42,825 --> 00:42:45,159
Let it go,
it was an accident.

942
00:42:45,227 --> 00:42:47,011
And the trophy
goes to...

943
00:42:47,078 --> 00:42:48,029
This better be me.

944
00:42:48,096 --> 00:42:50,481
Whoa! We have an upset.

945
00:42:50,549 --> 00:42:53,951
The trophy goes to Phil
Winslow and Marmaduke!

946
00:42:55,153 --> 00:42:56,304
What?

947
00:42:56,372 --> 00:42:57,622
Phil, did we really win?

948
00:42:57,689 --> 00:42:59,907
I'm gonna tear
you apart, mutt.

949
00:42:59,942 --> 00:43:00,992
I didn't do anything!

950
00:43:01,060 --> 00:43:02,543
Somebody put a leash
on this dog!

951
00:43:02,578 --> 00:43:03,778
Marmaduke!

952
00:43:03,845 --> 00:43:05,580
Help!

953
00:43:06,665 --> 00:43:08,416
Get back here, mutt!

954
00:43:09,084 --> 00:43:10,935
Whoa, whoa!

955
00:43:11,002 --> 00:43:12,537
Get back here,
you poser!

956
00:43:12,604 --> 00:43:15,173
I don't even
like surfing!

957
00:43:15,240 --> 00:43:16,974
Stop running,
you coward.

958
00:43:17,042 --> 00:43:19,994
I'm gonna make you pay.
I am gonna make you pay!

959
00:43:21,112 --> 00:43:23,180
Come on, Duke,
you can take him.

960
00:43:23,248 --> 00:43:25,816
This ends right here,
right now.

961
00:43:25,884 --> 00:43:29,220
You know what? You're right,
Bosco. This does end here.

962
00:43:31,390 --> 00:43:33,224
Ow! My leg's cramping!
Ow! Ow!

963
00:43:33,292 --> 00:43:34,942
Time out, time out!

964
00:43:34,944 --> 00:43:36,194
No, bad dog!

965
00:43:37,212 --> 00:43:38,495
Heel.

966
00:43:39,531 --> 00:43:41,165
I'm so sorry
about this.

967
00:43:43,385 --> 00:43:46,020
Get your dog under
control, you understand?

968
00:43:48,073 --> 00:43:50,742
Come on, folks, I'm so
sorry. Come on. Come this way.

969
00:43:59,868 --> 00:44:04,004
Hey, what's the new surf
champ doing out here all alone?

970
00:44:04,072 --> 00:44:08,576
Hey. I'm just kind of here,
taking a break from the old family.

971
00:44:08,644 --> 00:44:11,796
Well, I guess some people just
can't handle it when you're top dog.

972
00:44:11,864 --> 00:44:13,014
Really?

973
00:44:15,534 --> 00:44:18,302
It's getting
a little cold out.

974
00:44:18,370 --> 00:44:20,488
Wait, what about Bosco?

975
00:44:20,555 --> 00:44:21,588
Forget about him.

976
00:44:21,656 --> 00:44:23,324
There's a new dog in town.

977
00:44:23,392 --> 00:44:25,660
And his name
is Marmaduke.

978
00:44:26,228 --> 00:44:28,196
Hey, that's my name!

979
00:44:29,831 --> 00:44:32,500
That's my name!
Marmaduke!

980
00:44:32,567 --> 00:44:34,635
Say it loud,
say it proud!

981
00:44:36,205 --> 00:44:39,006
# The moon was shining
on the lake at night

982
00:44:39,074 --> 00:44:43,177
# The Slayer T-shirt
fit the scene just right

983
00:44:43,245 --> 00:44:48,298
# Smeared mascara, I looked
into your eyes I saw a light #

984
00:44:49,551 --> 00:44:51,535
Fire truck!

985
00:44:51,603 --> 00:44:53,671
Fire truck!
Fire truck!

986
00:44:57,826 --> 00:44:59,394
Hi! Phil Winslow.

987
00:44:59,461 --> 00:45:01,962
Anton, master of
the Top Dog method.

988
00:45:02,030 --> 00:45:04,782
I'm supposed to listen
to a guy named Anton?

989
00:45:11,090 --> 00:45:13,575
Top dog him, Phil.
Top dog him.

990
00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:19,196
Marmaduke!

991
00:45:19,264 --> 00:45:20,464
Guys, what's going on?
Let's go.

992
00:45:20,532 --> 00:45:22,332
What are you doing?
Out of the car!

993
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:23,400
Let's go.

994
00:45:25,354 --> 00:45:26,854
Oh...

995
00:45:30,642 --> 00:45:33,461
Pump your fists triumphantly,
and say it to the world,

996
00:45:33,528 --> 00:45:35,379
"I'm top dog!"
Rubber bone!

997
00:45:35,447 --> 00:45:36,681
I'm top dog!

998
00:45:36,749 --> 00:45:37,632
Bone! Give me!

999
00:45:46,775 --> 00:45:49,027
I thought
you said he'd be here.

1000
00:45:49,094 --> 00:45:51,161
He said he might stop by
after the pedigree party,

1001
00:45:51,229 --> 00:45:53,497
but he didn't
promise anything.

1002
00:46:06,660 --> 00:46:08,310
How much farther?

1003
00:46:08,378 --> 00:46:11,480
Just keep coming. Keep
coming, we're almost there.

1004
00:46:13,583 --> 00:46:15,318
Where are we?

1005
00:46:15,385 --> 00:46:17,420
It's a surprise. Ready?

1006
00:46:17,455 --> 00:46:19,455
Hit it, boys!

1007
00:46:21,007 --> 00:46:22,274
Wow!

1008
00:46:27,530 --> 00:46:29,765
It's pretty cool,
isn't it?

1009
00:46:33,153 --> 00:46:34,737
It's beautiful!

1010
00:46:36,940 --> 00:46:38,808
Wait, wait, wait.
There's more.

1011
00:46:38,875 --> 00:46:41,394
Crank it, DJ Thunder!

1012
00:46:46,449 --> 00:46:48,985
I can't believe I'm
really here with you.

1013
00:46:49,053 --> 00:46:52,237
Of course you are, silly!
You're the alpha dog.

1014
00:46:52,305 --> 00:46:54,157
Okay, well,
I hope you're hungry.

1015
00:46:54,224 --> 00:46:57,242
Wow! You really pulled
out all the stops!

1016
00:46:57,310 --> 00:46:59,979
It's just a little
something I whipped up.

1017
00:47:00,014 --> 00:47:02,198
How about a peanut
butter appetizer?

1018
00:47:02,265 --> 00:47:04,083
My favorite!

1019
00:47:04,150 --> 00:47:07,253
Really? I was worried you
might be allergic to it.

1020
00:47:07,321 --> 00:47:08,921
I almost got
almond butter.

1021
00:47:10,124 --> 00:47:12,992
It's so romantic!

1022
00:47:13,060 --> 00:47:16,695
I couldn't think of another
girl I'd rather share it with.

1023
00:47:16,764 --> 00:47:19,164
It's so creative, too.

1024
00:47:19,232 --> 00:47:22,484
Tell me, how did you
ever think of this?

1025
00:47:22,552 --> 00:47:24,603
It's just
the kind of guy I am.

1026
00:47:24,671 --> 00:47:27,757
I'm a Great Dane. We
sat at the foot of kings!

1027
00:47:29,726 --> 00:47:32,794
Listen, I just wanted
to say something.

1028
00:47:32,862 --> 00:47:33,613
I wanted to say...

1029
00:47:34,848 --> 00:47:36,649
My bad.
I slipped off the seat.

1030
00:47:36,716 --> 00:47:39,935
That's okay, Thunder.
He's so funny.

1031
00:47:39,987 --> 00:47:41,720
I wanted to say

1032
00:47:41,788 --> 00:47:44,590
hanging out with you
these last few weeks,

1033
00:47:44,658 --> 00:47:47,393
which in dog years
feels like months,

1034
00:47:47,461 --> 00:47:51,364
it's like the first time in my
life I feel like I really belong.

1035
00:47:51,498 --> 00:47:54,400
Yeah! I'm having
a great time, too.

1036
00:48:10,050 --> 00:48:11,084
Look at him.

1037
00:48:11,151 --> 00:48:13,669
Land shrimps at
his beck and call.

1038
00:48:13,736 --> 00:48:14,836
That's it.

1039
00:48:14,904 --> 00:48:17,106
No, Mazie!
Stay, please.

1040
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:22,361
Sit!
Yes, ma'am.

1041
00:48:22,428 --> 00:48:23,730
Yes, ma'am.

1042
00:48:25,582 --> 00:48:27,316
Hey, Mazie!
What's up?

1043
00:48:27,384 --> 00:48:30,903
You don't give a steaming pile about
us anymore, so cut the act, all right?

1044
00:48:30,970 --> 00:48:32,955
We took you in.
We were your friends.

1045
00:48:33,022 --> 00:48:35,741
And you just sit over here
and act like we're dirt.

1046
00:48:35,809 --> 00:48:37,943
What'd they put in your
kibble this morning?

1047
00:48:38,011 --> 00:48:39,829
You took her
on my dream date.

1048
00:48:39,897 --> 00:48:42,898
Dream date? What is she talking about?

1049
00:48:42,966 --> 00:48:45,584
How do you think
that makes me feel?

1050
00:48:47,387 --> 00:48:49,922
Bitter, party of one?

1051
00:48:53,727 --> 00:48:55,127
What's the big deal?

1052
00:48:55,195 --> 00:48:56,812
We were just
spit-balling ideas.

1053
00:48:56,880 --> 00:48:58,897
You'd think she'd be
thrilled I used one.

1054
00:48:58,965 --> 00:49:00,066
You don't get it,
do you?

1055
00:49:00,133 --> 00:49:02,885
She gave you Pig Cow,
she likes you.

1056
00:49:02,953 --> 00:49:05,021
At least, she did until
you turned your back on us

1057
00:49:05,188 --> 00:49:07,689
and became a big
phony-baloney sell-out.

1058
00:49:07,724 --> 00:49:09,275
Word.

1059
00:49:09,343 --> 00:49:10,909
That's really cute
and everything,

1060
00:49:10,977 --> 00:49:12,311
but I already
have a girlfriend.

1061
00:49:12,379 --> 00:49:14,413
A pedigree girlfriend.

1062
00:49:14,481 --> 00:49:16,331
So, that's it?

1063
00:49:17,634 --> 00:49:18,517
Yeah.

1064
00:49:19,753 --> 00:49:22,171
I don't hang out
with mutts anymore.

1065
00:49:24,141 --> 00:49:25,141
Ouch!

1066
00:49:28,278 --> 00:49:30,946
You're lucky
I had a favor to call in.

1067
00:49:31,014 --> 00:49:32,864
PETCO's gonna give us
another chance.

1068
00:49:32,932 --> 00:49:35,067
But they wanna see
a fully realized campaign

1069
00:49:35,135 --> 00:49:36,935
before they'll
cross-promote the roll-out.

1070
00:49:37,003 --> 00:49:39,088
No problem, I'll start
working on that immediately.

1071
00:49:39,156 --> 00:49:41,023
You'll start
working on it?

1072
00:49:41,091 --> 00:49:44,060
Little late for you to be
going solo, there, Buckeye.

1073
00:49:44,127 --> 00:49:46,562
I want you on my boat this
weekend, we'll work together.

1074
00:49:46,629 --> 00:49:48,464
This weekend, I can't. You have to.

1075
00:49:48,531 --> 00:49:50,867
I need to spend some
quality time with my family.

1076
00:49:50,934 --> 00:49:51,968
Tough.

1077
00:49:52,035 --> 00:49:53,435
I promised my wife.

1078
00:49:54,938 --> 00:49:57,773
All right, bring the family along.
They can relax while we work.

1079
00:49:57,841 --> 00:49:59,909
Okay, that'll be perfect.

1080
00:49:59,977 --> 00:50:01,310
Excellent.

1081
00:50:03,280 --> 00:50:04,881
Now, this is
sort of embarrassing,

1082
00:50:04,948 --> 00:50:06,815
but there are no dogs
allowed on the boat.

1083
00:50:07,734 --> 00:50:09,384
It's my wife's rule.

1084
00:50:09,386 --> 00:50:11,020
Quite frankly,

1085
00:50:12,022 --> 00:50:14,823
I think she's jealous.

1086
00:50:14,891 --> 00:50:16,658
Okay, we got the
life jacket, towels,

1087
00:50:16,727 --> 00:50:18,778
bathing suits,
sunglasses, sunscreen.

1088
00:50:18,845 --> 00:50:20,279
Brian's got his fins.

1089
00:50:20,346 --> 00:50:21,613
You're taking
the laptop?

1090
00:50:21,681 --> 00:50:24,449
You know,
just in case.

1091
00:50:24,517 --> 00:50:27,086
Guys, I'm really excited about
spending this weekend together.

1092
00:50:27,154 --> 00:50:28,905
Dad, please,
I'm begging you.

1093
00:50:28,972 --> 00:50:30,673
Let me go to my friend's
house so I can go the party.

1094
00:50:30,741 --> 00:50:33,543
Barb, it's a family trip and
you are coming, too. Let's go.

1095
00:50:33,610 --> 00:50:36,795
Here, get your snorkel.
Let's go, let's go.

1096
00:50:36,863 --> 00:50:38,531
Come on. I feel like
we're forgetting something.

1097
00:50:38,598 --> 00:50:40,699
We have everything, but
the furniture and the dog.

1098
00:50:40,767 --> 00:50:43,119
Look at him.
He's just sitting there!

1099
00:50:43,186 --> 00:50:44,103
I know.

1100
00:50:44,171 --> 00:50:45,604
You think he'll be
okay here alone?

1101
00:50:45,672 --> 00:50:47,873
I think he'll be fine.
He's got food and water

1102
00:50:47,941 --> 00:50:49,909
and I'm having Laura from
down the street look in on him.

1103
00:50:49,976 --> 00:50:51,243
Right. Right.

1104
00:50:51,311 --> 00:50:52,945
I mean, what's the worst that
can happen? He has a party?

1105
00:50:53,013 --> 00:50:54,964
Invites his
girlfriend over?

1106
00:50:54,965 --> 00:50:57,315
Yes and yes!

1107
00:50:59,986 --> 00:51:03,655
Party at the Duke's!
Rager, man! Yeah!

1108
00:51:03,740 --> 00:51:05,691
Jump! Jump! Jump!

1109
00:51:06,926 --> 00:51:10,012
I am a golden dog!

1110
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:11,314
Canine-ball!

1111
00:51:17,804 --> 00:51:21,073
Looking good, Colby!
Sweet collar, Aurora!

1112
00:51:22,192 --> 00:51:24,843
Yes! Yes!

1113
00:51:24,878 --> 00:51:26,512
My boy, Topaz!

1114
00:51:26,580 --> 00:51:27,847
Marmaduke.

1115
00:51:28,982 --> 00:51:30,682
Chug it! Chug it!

1116
00:51:30,750 --> 00:51:31,850
Go, go, go!

1117
00:51:31,885 --> 00:51:33,419
Chug it, Shasta!

1118
00:51:33,487 --> 00:51:34,519
Ow!

1119
00:51:34,587 --> 00:51:36,021
Sorry, slipped off
the seat again!

1120
00:51:36,089 --> 00:51:38,240
That is
not cool, dude!

1121
00:51:38,308 --> 00:51:39,525
Hey, is this
your party, dude?

1122
00:51:39,593 --> 00:51:41,126
Yeah!

1123
00:51:41,194 --> 00:51:46,298
We're not worthy, we're not
worthy! We love you, man!

1124
00:51:46,366 --> 00:51:49,869
All right! Now it's a
party! Yeah, come on!

1125
00:51:49,936 --> 00:51:51,720
Who let the dogs out?

1126
00:51:51,788 --> 00:51:53,489
Pee-Wee,
hit the Crazy String!

1127
00:51:55,925 --> 00:51:57,810
You're a big hit,
Marmaduke!

1128
00:51:57,878 --> 00:52:01,313
Hey, is it just me, or is it
getting a little out of hand?

1129
00:52:01,381 --> 00:52:03,649
Everyone's having fun,
loosen up!

1130
00:52:04,785 --> 00:52:06,335
Yeah!
Of course, of course!

1131
00:52:06,403 --> 00:52:09,354
No, no, you're right.
Forget what I said.

1132
00:52:13,026 --> 00:52:16,045
Why is everyone always
having more fun than us?

1133
00:52:16,112 --> 00:52:18,397
Because they're not afraid to live?

1134
00:52:18,465 --> 00:52:20,549
And we suck at swimming?

1135
00:52:21,685 --> 00:52:23,752
Great! Okay, now
I'm catching a cold.

1136
00:52:23,820 --> 00:52:24,854
Come on, let's go.

1137
00:52:26,022 --> 00:52:27,156
What do
you smell, girl?

1138
00:52:27,224 --> 00:52:28,607
Trouble.

1139
00:52:28,675 --> 00:52:30,842
Duke! Duke! Duke!

1140
00:52:36,833 --> 00:52:39,184
Hey, dude,
get out of the trash!

1141
00:52:39,252 --> 00:52:41,203
Do I know you
from somewhere?

1142
00:52:41,238 --> 00:52:43,155
Me? Nope.
Never seen you before.

1143
00:52:43,223 --> 00:52:44,490
You sure?

1144
00:52:44,558 --> 00:52:46,007
That tail looks painful.

1145
00:52:46,042 --> 00:52:49,378
Of course I'm sure, man. I've
never even been to a dog park.

1146
00:52:49,445 --> 00:52:50,545
Oops.

1147
00:52:52,432 --> 00:52:53,899
It's so soothing!

1148
00:52:53,967 --> 00:52:55,901
Gordie, no!
No, not on Debbie's rug!

1149
00:52:55,969 --> 00:52:57,352
Whoa, whoa!

1150
00:52:57,420 --> 00:53:00,706
No, no! Hey! Not on the
couch! You raised in a barn?

1151
00:53:02,092 --> 00:53:03,576
No, not the stereo!

1152
00:53:03,644 --> 00:53:04,943
Phil's gonna kill me!

1153
00:53:05,011 --> 00:53:08,748
Looks like a great party.
Now, I'm sorry to interrupt.

1154
00:53:08,815 --> 00:53:10,098
What are you doing here?

1155
00:53:10,166 --> 00:53:11,717
I got a quick question.

1156
00:53:11,785 --> 00:53:14,620
Anyone recognize
this cute little fella?

1157
00:53:14,688 --> 00:53:17,173
The cat from the park
that Marmaduke hazed?

1158
00:53:18,525 --> 00:53:21,460
I recommend the guacamole.
It's dynamite.

1159
00:53:21,528 --> 00:53:23,712
Look at the tail.

1160
00:53:23,747 --> 00:53:26,031
Turns out he lives
here with Marmaduke.

1161
00:53:26,099 --> 00:53:28,467
Or is it Marma-fake?

1162
00:53:36,109 --> 00:53:38,644
First of all, you weren't
invited here, Bosco.

1163
00:53:38,712 --> 00:53:41,680
Leave now and you won't have a
problem. And take Whiskers with you.

1164
00:53:41,748 --> 00:53:43,148
We have
a "no cat" policy.

1165
00:53:43,216 --> 00:53:44,817
Say what?

1166
00:53:44,884 --> 00:53:48,470
Is that right? Then how do you
explain that picture over there?

1167
00:53:48,538 --> 00:53:50,906
Hey, it is that cat.

1168
00:53:50,974 --> 00:53:53,025
Yep, that's it.
That's the cat.

1169
00:53:53,093 --> 00:53:54,493
Let's
get out of here.

1170
00:53:54,561 --> 00:53:55,861
Wait! Wait!

1171
00:53:55,928 --> 00:53:59,782
What's going on? Where
you going? No, no, stay!

1172
00:53:59,849 --> 00:54:01,951
Total poser.
Where are you going?

1173
00:54:02,018 --> 00:54:03,018
Loser!

1174
00:54:03,086 --> 00:54:04,603
He's going, not us!

1175
00:54:04,671 --> 00:54:08,256
Party at the pier!
All right, let's go! Party!

1176
00:54:09,292 --> 00:54:11,326
Is it true, Marmaduke?

1177
00:54:14,030 --> 00:54:15,814
Only most of it.

1178
00:54:15,882 --> 00:54:19,568
You see, in the end,
pedigrees always win.

1179
00:54:19,635 --> 00:54:21,887
And that's the way
it'll always be.

1180
00:54:21,955 --> 00:54:24,607
Enjoy the rest of
your party, mutt.

1181
00:54:25,442 --> 00:54:26,825
Baby, come on.

1182
00:54:28,428 --> 00:54:31,797
Jezebel! He's a liar.
Come on, let's go.

1183
00:54:31,864 --> 00:54:33,666
Hey, Bosco,
wait up!

1184
00:54:36,102 --> 00:54:38,103
Jezebel, wait! I...

1185
00:54:40,657 --> 00:54:43,092
I thought
you were different.

1186
00:54:49,132 --> 00:54:51,150
What just happened?

1187
00:54:51,217 --> 00:54:54,119
I think it's called a colossal
fall from grace, hermano.

1188
00:54:54,187 --> 00:54:55,270
Oh!

1189
00:54:55,338 --> 00:54:57,673
Not to rub margarita salt in the wound,

1190
00:54:58,325 --> 00:55:00,759
but you kind of
deserved it.

1191
00:55:19,429 --> 00:55:21,496
Oh! What have I done?

1192
00:55:28,905 --> 00:55:30,639
Can't wait for the
next family boat trip.

1193
00:55:30,707 --> 00:55:32,241
It was a weekend
on a boat, okay?

1194
00:55:32,309 --> 00:55:33,775
It was a work-end, honey.

1195
00:55:33,844 --> 00:55:35,477
We had to finish
the presentation and...

1196
00:55:35,545 --> 00:55:37,413
What happened?

1197
00:55:37,480 --> 00:55:39,148
Marmaduke?
No.

1198
00:55:39,916 --> 00:55:41,866
Phil.
No!

1199
00:55:41,934 --> 00:55:44,202
I'm up, I'm up.
Where am I?

1200
00:55:45,521 --> 00:55:46,654
Marmaduke!

1201
00:55:47,257 --> 00:55:49,391
I'm up, I'm up.

1202
00:55:49,459 --> 00:55:51,493
Phil, thank God
you're here.

1203
00:55:51,561 --> 00:55:53,562
I had a party.

1204
00:55:53,630 --> 00:55:55,448
I was trying to be a big
shot... Off the couch!

1205
00:55:55,515 --> 00:55:56,982
I just invited
some friends

1206
00:55:57,050 --> 00:55:59,852
and then they invited
friends. It just got crazy!

1207
00:55:59,920 --> 00:56:02,337
Come here, now!
I'm sorry.

1208
00:56:02,405 --> 00:56:05,240
Phil, I really could
use a hug right now.

1209
00:56:05,792 --> 00:56:07,025
Bad dog!

1210
00:56:07,093 --> 00:56:08,393
Phil, no! Phil,
I'm trying to explain!

1211
00:56:08,461 --> 00:56:09,345
Phil, stop it.

1212
00:56:09,412 --> 00:56:10,863
Just give me
a chance to...

1213
00:56:10,930 --> 00:56:12,681
Phil, I said I was sorry.

1214
00:56:20,473 --> 00:56:21,974
The PETCO pitch.

1215
00:56:22,542 --> 00:56:24,410
Oh, Marmaduke.

1216
00:56:25,828 --> 00:56:27,429
Ooh!
Uh-oh, Daddy.

1217
00:56:30,750 --> 00:56:33,836
I don't care if it's raining,
I'm done. He can sleep outside.

1218
00:56:33,903 --> 00:56:35,637
Perfect, that will
solve everything.

1219
00:56:35,705 --> 00:56:38,974
We'll just leave him chained up in
the backyard for the next 10 years.

1220
00:56:39,042 --> 00:56:40,542
Or maybe
we give him away.

1221
00:56:41,293 --> 00:56:43,312
You did not
just say that.

1222
00:56:43,347 --> 00:56:45,331
He refuses to
listen to me!

1223
00:56:45,398 --> 00:56:48,767
It's just an option we haven't
explored yet, that's all I'm saying.

1224
00:56:48,835 --> 00:56:50,903
I don't understand
you sometimes.

1225
00:56:50,971 --> 00:56:52,496
Look around you, Deb.

1226
00:56:52,531 --> 00:56:54,022
He destroyed our home!

1227
00:56:54,090 --> 00:56:55,541
No, he didn't!

1228
00:56:55,608 --> 00:56:58,427
Our home is us. It's
you and me and the kids.

1229
00:56:58,495 --> 00:57:00,462
It doesn't matter
where we are.

1230
00:57:02,281 --> 00:57:05,417
This move did not work out
the way I hoped it would.

1231
00:57:05,552 --> 00:57:07,520
The only way this move
was ever gonna work out

1232
00:57:07,587 --> 00:57:09,838
is if we were
in it together.

1233
00:57:09,906 --> 00:57:12,073
You seem to have
lost sight of that.

1234
00:57:12,992 --> 00:57:15,393
Everything I do
is for us.

1235
00:57:15,461 --> 00:57:16,828
I worked my butt
off this weekend,

1236
00:57:16,896 --> 00:57:19,731
and once again,
that dog screwed it up!

1237
00:57:19,799 --> 00:57:23,435
He's a dog, Phil! He
doesn't know any better.

1238
00:57:23,537 --> 00:57:25,604
You want him to
sleep outside, fine.

1239
00:57:25,672 --> 00:57:29,024
He has a backyard,
you have a couch.

1240
00:57:29,659 --> 00:57:31,459
Really?
Really.

1241
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:44,275
You know what?
It's not that easy.

1242
01:00:09,702 --> 01:00:12,087
Nobody ever
puts in a cat door!

1243
01:00:14,924 --> 01:00:16,624
Hey, you must be Mazie.

1244
01:00:16,659 --> 01:00:20,095
Tell the hipster giant I'm not
interested in his peace offering.

1245
01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:23,215
He's gone. He got busted with
Phil and had to sleep outside.

1246
01:00:23,283 --> 01:00:25,250
He ran out the back gate
about an hour ago.

1247
01:00:25,318 --> 01:00:28,020
Oh, great. He has
zero street smarts.

1248
01:00:28,087 --> 01:00:29,320
Where you going?

1249
01:00:29,388 --> 01:00:31,156
To find that big doofus!

1250
01:00:31,223 --> 01:00:34,042
I'd go myself,
but I can't get wet.

1251
01:00:37,079 --> 01:00:38,346
Yeller.

1252
01:00:43,652 --> 01:00:46,188
Oh! You crazy,
wonderful dog.

1253
01:00:49,959 --> 01:00:53,445
He acts like it's a great
big romp, doesn't he, Travis?

1254
01:00:53,479 --> 01:00:55,947
Crazy as a bullbat.

1255
01:00:56,015 --> 01:00:58,850
He's a heap more dog than
I ever had him figured for.

1256
01:01:06,226 --> 01:01:07,926
None of the strays at
the pound have seen him.

1257
01:01:07,994 --> 01:01:09,494
He's not at
the dog park either.

1258
01:01:09,562 --> 01:01:10,963
No luck here.

1259
01:01:11,030 --> 01:01:13,531
I made a huge mistake wearing
the bumble-bee sweater.

1260
01:01:13,599 --> 01:01:15,217
It's way too absorbent!

1261
01:01:18,855 --> 01:01:20,956
It's raining cats and us!

1262
01:01:21,023 --> 01:01:23,242
You guys head home, I'm
gonna look a little longer.

1263
01:01:23,309 --> 01:01:25,477
We can't leave you
out here alone!

1264
01:01:25,544 --> 01:01:27,562
It's too dangerous!

1265
01:01:31,601 --> 01:01:33,034
Okay, on second thought,
you have fun.

1266
01:01:33,102 --> 01:01:34,436
You do that whole thing.
Good luck.

1267
01:02:13,209 --> 01:02:14,943
Chupadogra?

1268
01:02:15,010 --> 01:02:18,062
Who are you? And what
are you doing here?

1269
01:02:18,130 --> 01:02:20,048
Please don't hurt me!

1270
01:02:20,115 --> 01:02:22,150
You're a big boy.

1271
01:02:22,217 --> 01:02:26,154
Good. The small ones ain't
got enough meat on their bones.

1272
01:02:27,323 --> 01:02:28,856
Please don't hurt me!
I'm sorry, I...

1273
01:02:31,343 --> 01:02:32,827
Are you okay?

1274
01:02:32,895 --> 01:02:34,796
I'm more than all right.

1275
01:02:37,466 --> 01:02:38,834
Sorry to bother you.

1276
01:02:38,901 --> 01:02:42,537
Hey, what's a dog like you
doing out here, anyways?

1277
01:02:42,605 --> 01:02:44,706
You're no stray.

1278
01:02:44,774 --> 01:02:46,441
I ran away from home.

1279
01:02:47,861 --> 01:02:51,964
So, you think running's the answer? Huh?

1280
01:02:54,517 --> 01:02:56,618
I don't even know
what I'm doing anymore.

1281
01:02:56,686 --> 01:03:01,556
I acted like a big-shot and
lost all my friends, my family.

1282
01:03:01,624 --> 01:03:06,211
Listen, this bag of bones you're
looking at used to be something special.

1283
01:03:06,946 --> 01:03:09,081
I was the alpha dog.

1284
01:03:09,148 --> 01:03:13,185
Left my home to go run the
pack. And man, did I run it.

1285
01:03:14,187 --> 01:03:16,287
Till they turned on me.

1286
01:03:16,355 --> 01:03:20,825
Now I live out here alone
dodging trains and dogcatchers.

1287
01:03:20,893 --> 01:03:24,796
Rest assured, compadre,
there ain't a day goes by

1288
01:03:24,864 --> 01:03:27,299
when I don't think about
waking up in a warm bed

1289
01:03:27,367 --> 01:03:30,835
and spending the day
with the folks who love me.

1290
01:03:30,904 --> 01:03:32,637
The real me.

1291
01:03:33,406 --> 01:03:35,006
Go home.

1292
01:03:35,074 --> 01:03:38,577
Something tells me it ain't
too late for the real you.

1293
01:03:40,012 --> 01:03:42,680
Thank you, Buster.

1294
01:03:46,535 --> 01:03:51,389
Been a long time
since anybody called me that.

1295
01:03:51,924 --> 01:03:53,091
Thanks.

1296
01:03:54,377 --> 01:03:55,544
What's that?

1297
01:03:55,611 --> 01:03:57,428
It's the pound.

1298
01:03:57,496 --> 01:03:59,531
Go on, get out of here.
Get!

1299
01:03:59,598 --> 01:04:01,683
What about you?
You're sick!

1300
01:04:01,718 --> 01:04:05,370
Yeah, that's right, baby.
I'm one sick puppy.

1301
01:04:05,438 --> 01:04:07,022
Go on, go!

1302
01:04:13,145 --> 01:04:15,396
Let's make this easy,
old timer.

1303
01:04:15,464 --> 01:04:16,815
What fun would that be?

1304
01:04:18,184 --> 01:04:19,817
No, no! No!

1305
01:04:57,540 --> 01:04:59,574
Debbie, you got
to listen to me.

1306
01:04:59,642 --> 01:05:02,076
Marmaduke is missing. He's
been gone since last night!

1307
01:05:02,144 --> 01:05:04,362
We're talkative this
morning! Go eat your num-nums.

1308
01:05:06,832 --> 01:05:07,932
Hey, Deb.

1309
01:05:08,000 --> 01:05:09,884
Did you leave these
on the table in there?

1310
01:05:09,952 --> 01:05:11,319
What are you
talking about?

1311
01:05:12,455 --> 01:05:15,824
Barb, I read the text. And...

1312
01:05:17,009 --> 01:05:18,610
Is that really
how you feel?

1313
01:05:20,729 --> 01:05:22,180
Honestly?

1314
01:05:24,634 --> 01:05:25,933
Yeah.

1315
01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:31,206
Hey, Bri.

1316
01:05:31,274 --> 01:05:33,175
You never went to
soccer practice, did you?

1317
01:05:35,744 --> 01:05:39,880
I didn't want to disappoint you,
but you weren't really listening.

1318
01:05:47,106 --> 01:05:49,156
Where's Marmaduke?

1319
01:05:49,191 --> 01:05:51,593
In the backyard,
sweetie.

1320
01:05:51,661 --> 01:05:53,795
No, he's not. I thought
he was upstairs with you.

1321
01:05:53,863 --> 01:05:54,962
No.

1322
01:05:57,016 --> 01:05:58,850
Marmaduke!
Marmaduke!

1323
01:05:58,918 --> 01:06:02,020
The side gate's open. You didn't
let him back in last night?

1324
01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:03,220
No.

1325
01:06:03,255 --> 01:06:05,123
That's what
I've been saying.

1326
01:06:05,191 --> 01:06:06,808
He'll be back, right?

1327
01:06:08,077 --> 01:06:09,611
He could get
hit by a car.

1328
01:06:09,679 --> 01:06:10,595
Honey, anything
could happen

1329
01:06:10,662 --> 01:06:12,430
because we don't know
how long he's been gone.

1330
01:06:12,431 --> 01:06:14,082
I just wanted him to
sleep in the backyard,

1331
01:06:14,150 --> 01:06:17,018
I didn't want him
to run away. God!

1332
01:06:17,086 --> 01:06:19,154
I got this
presentation.

1333
01:06:20,389 --> 01:06:24,292
Guys, if I don't
nail this, I'm done.

1334
01:06:25,077 --> 01:06:26,845
Just go.
We'll find him.

1335
01:06:26,912 --> 01:06:29,480
You put her in the car seat, and
you get Marmaduke's leash, okay?

1336
01:06:29,548 --> 01:06:30,898
Wait.

1337
01:06:36,555 --> 01:06:38,055
We'll all go find him.

1338
01:06:38,123 --> 01:06:39,407
Now you're
talking, amigo.

1339
01:06:41,960 --> 01:06:46,097
Come on, where am I? Just give
me one little scent of home.

1340
01:06:46,099 --> 01:06:47,916
Marmaduke! Come on, buddy. Marmaduke!

1341
01:06:47,984 --> 01:06:49,834
Come on, boy.
Marmaduke!

1342
01:06:49,902 --> 01:06:52,237
Okay, that was the
neighborhood. So, where else?

1343
01:06:52,305 --> 01:06:53,938
The beach. He could be at the beach.

1344
01:06:53,940 --> 01:06:55,440
Okay, the beach and
maybe the dog park?

1345
01:06:55,507 --> 01:06:57,809
You guys, I'm texting
everybody I know.

1346
01:06:57,876 --> 01:06:59,561
What if he's
at the pound?

1347
01:06:59,629 --> 01:07:01,913
Come on, come on, give me
something I can recognize.

1348
01:07:01,980 --> 01:07:04,482
One landmark,
one little scent.

1349
01:07:08,754 --> 01:07:10,137
What do you mean,
"What does he look like?"

1350
01:07:10,205 --> 01:07:13,107
He's a Great Dane! He's huge.
He's twice the size of your dog.

1351
01:07:13,175 --> 01:07:16,277
Come on,
give me a scent.

1352
01:07:16,344 --> 01:07:19,347
One more funky
little Marmaduke smell.

1353
01:07:21,617 --> 01:07:23,418
Come on, not today!

1354
01:07:28,357 --> 01:07:30,191
Hi, Don. Winslow,
where the heck are you?

1355
01:07:30,259 --> 01:07:32,127
You were supposed to
be here an hour ago!

1356
01:07:32,194 --> 01:07:34,512
I'm sorry, Don. Uh...

1357
01:07:34,580 --> 01:07:37,148
We still haven't
found Marmaduke

1358
01:07:37,216 --> 01:07:39,233
and I just don't think
I'll make it in today.

1359
01:07:39,301 --> 01:07:41,069
Don't worry about
coming in today,

1360
01:07:41,136 --> 01:07:43,054
because you're fired,
Winslow!

1361
01:07:57,670 --> 01:07:58,970
Mazie?

1362
01:07:59,672 --> 01:08:01,189
Mazie? Mazie!

1363
01:08:01,924 --> 01:08:02,790
What is this?

1364
01:08:02,858 --> 01:08:04,759
It looks like
a water main broke.

1365
01:08:07,930 --> 01:08:09,330
There he is!
Wait! I'm coming!

1366
01:08:09,397 --> 01:08:11,299
Honey! Honey!
Right there, look!

1367
01:08:11,300 --> 01:08:13,267
Kids, never do this.

1368
01:08:16,605 --> 01:08:18,673
Marmaduke!
Where was he, Brian?

1369
01:08:18,740 --> 01:08:20,442
He was up there.

1370
01:08:20,509 --> 01:08:22,710
Marmaduke! Here, go wait
in the car with your mom.

1371
01:08:23,012 --> 01:08:24,061
Marmaduke!

1372
01:08:28,116 --> 01:08:29,618
Mazie!

1373
01:08:29,685 --> 01:08:31,185
Marmaduke!

1374
01:08:31,620 --> 01:08:32,871
Mazie!

1375
01:08:32,938 --> 01:08:35,806
Where have you been? I've
been looking all over for...

1376
01:08:37,225 --> 01:08:39,010
Mazie! No!
What?

1377
01:08:39,077 --> 01:08:40,394
Mazie!
Marmaduke!

1378
01:08:40,462 --> 01:08:41,963
No, no,
don't let me fall!

1379
01:08:42,031 --> 01:08:43,798
Marmaduke!
Come on, let's go!

1380
01:08:43,866 --> 01:08:46,183
Come on, buddy!
Marmaduke, where are you?

1381
01:08:46,251 --> 01:08:48,370
Somebody, help! Mazie!

1382
01:08:48,437 --> 01:08:49,621
No! Marmaduke!

1383
01:08:49,689 --> 01:08:51,772
Mazie! Mazie!

1384
01:08:51,807 --> 01:08:53,725
Hey, Marmaduke,
come on, let's go!

1385
01:08:53,793 --> 01:08:55,242
Stay back.
Phil, help me!

1386
01:08:55,310 --> 01:08:57,145
Get away from me!
Hey, stay back!

1387
01:08:57,629 --> 01:08:58,829
Geronimo!

1388
01:08:58,897 --> 01:09:00,064
Marmaduke, no!

1389
01:09:01,384 --> 01:09:03,835
That's my dog. That's my dog in there!

1390
01:09:05,905 --> 01:09:07,672
Look, that was my dog.
Can somebody help me?

1391
01:09:07,740 --> 01:09:09,140
Can you please help me
get him out of there?

1392
01:09:09,208 --> 01:09:11,276
There's a catch basin
about two blocks down.

1393
01:09:11,343 --> 01:09:12,994
We need
a water rescue, over.

1394
01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:14,345
Help!

1395
01:09:20,402 --> 01:09:22,403
Marmaduke!

1396
01:09:22,471 --> 01:09:24,088
Mazie!

1397
01:09:24,156 --> 01:09:26,407
Where are you, Marmaduke?

1398
01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:29,644
I can't do this!

1399
01:09:29,712 --> 01:09:30,812
Hold on.
I'm coming, Mazie!

1400
01:09:30,879 --> 01:09:31,963
Help me! Help me!

1401
01:09:32,030 --> 01:09:33,914
Somebody, help! Mazie!

1402
01:09:33,982 --> 01:09:36,283
Marmaduke!
Help! Help!

1403
01:09:36,351 --> 01:09:38,837
Help, help,
don't let me fall!

1404
01:09:39,305 --> 01:09:40,488
Mazie!

1405
01:09:44,393 --> 01:09:45,960
Go! Go! Go! Go!

1406
01:09:47,496 --> 01:09:49,681
All right.
Get me two more guys here.

1407
01:09:52,535 --> 01:09:53,884
What are we
gonna do?

1408
01:09:53,952 --> 01:09:55,186
Just hold on.

1409
01:09:55,253 --> 01:09:56,454
I'm gonna
figure this out.

1410
01:09:59,491 --> 01:10:01,760
Anything?

1411
01:10:01,827 --> 01:10:03,194
Wait, wait,
I think I hear someone.

1412
01:10:03,229 --> 01:10:04,478
Down here!

1413
01:10:06,782 --> 01:10:08,983
I think
he's gonna help us.

1414
01:10:09,051 --> 01:10:11,335
Yeah. We're right here.
What should we do?

1415
01:10:11,420 --> 01:10:13,671
I found them, over.
Come on, girl.

1416
01:10:13,739 --> 01:10:15,706
I don't think I can make it! Come here.

1417
01:10:15,774 --> 01:10:16,875
No, I can't!

1418
01:10:16,942 --> 01:10:18,292
Come on, girl,
it's okay.

1419
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:20,444
Listen to him.
Mazie, you can do this.

1420
01:10:20,479 --> 01:10:22,380
You can do it, right here.
I don't think I can make it!

1421
01:10:22,448 --> 01:10:23,348
Come on, girl,
just jump.

1422
01:10:23,416 --> 01:10:25,383
Come on.
You can do it.

1423
01:10:26,385 --> 01:10:29,204
Good, you got it!
Take her first.

1424
01:10:29,238 --> 01:10:31,605
Go ahead. Come on, it's your turn. Jump!

1425
01:10:31,673 --> 01:10:33,474
Me? No. I can't do it,
I'm too big!

1426
01:10:33,542 --> 01:10:35,342
Come on,
you can do it!

1427
01:10:35,410 --> 01:10:36,794
What's that noise?

1428
01:10:36,862 --> 01:10:37,995
Marmaduke, look out!

1429
01:10:38,063 --> 01:10:39,297
You got to come, boy.
Hurry!

1430
01:10:39,364 --> 01:10:40,831
You got
to be kidding me!

1431
01:10:40,899 --> 01:10:42,884
Come on, boy! Hurry!

1432
01:10:42,952 --> 01:10:44,201
Grab me!
You better grab me now!

1433
01:10:48,290 --> 01:10:49,857
What's happening?
Jam it! Jam it!

1434
01:10:49,925 --> 01:10:50,825
Get him out!

1435
01:10:53,145 --> 01:10:54,428
Up, up, up!
Let's go!

1436
01:10:54,496 --> 01:10:55,997
You guys, easy.

1437
01:11:03,989 --> 01:11:05,690
Easy!
There he is.

1438
01:11:05,758 --> 01:11:07,324
We got him up. Guys!

1439
01:11:07,393 --> 01:11:08,860
He's out.
He's out.

1440
01:11:08,927 --> 01:11:10,127
Where's the other one?

1441
01:11:10,796 --> 01:11:11,796
Where's my dog?

1442
01:11:12,898 --> 01:11:14,265
I'm sorry.

1443
01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:16,034
The water was
moving too fast.

1444
01:11:16,068 --> 01:11:17,168
I lost him.

1445
01:11:20,773 --> 01:11:22,841
We're not gonna give up.
Where does this go?

1446
01:11:22,876 --> 01:11:24,242
The aqueduct,
it's just down there.

1447
01:11:26,112 --> 01:11:27,878
Go with him. Go.

1448
01:11:51,720 --> 01:11:52,954
Marmaduke!

1449
01:12:05,184 --> 01:12:06,284
Marmaduke!

1450
01:12:06,351 --> 01:12:08,736
Phil, help!
Get me. Phil!

1451
01:12:15,077 --> 01:12:16,410
Marmaduke!

1452
01:12:17,395 --> 01:12:18,295
Help!

1453
01:12:19,614 --> 01:12:20,814
Get me, Phil!

1454
01:12:22,084 --> 01:12:23,050
Marmaduke!
Help!

1455
01:12:27,288 --> 01:12:29,507
Marmaduke!
I'm right here, buddy.

1456
01:12:29,575 --> 01:12:31,993
Grab here, Phil!
Grab on to this.

1457
01:12:35,030 --> 01:12:37,064
Phil! Phil,
where are you? Phil!

1458
01:12:37,132 --> 01:12:38,966
Phil! Phil!

1459
01:12:42,354 --> 01:12:44,022
Thank goodness
you're okay!

1460
01:12:45,691 --> 01:12:46,724
Marmaduke!

1461
01:12:46,792 --> 01:12:49,077
Right here, come on!

1462
01:12:49,144 --> 01:12:50,711
I can't...
I'm too scared.

1463
01:12:50,779 --> 01:12:51,979
Right here.
Come on.

1464
01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,783
Oh, no!

1465
01:13:00,772 --> 01:13:03,541
How did it come
to this, Phil?

1466
01:13:03,609 --> 01:13:06,294
It started with a bath,
and now look at us.

1467
01:13:06,361 --> 01:13:07,962
We can do this.

1468
01:13:09,098 --> 01:13:10,765
I'm not gonna
let you go.

1469
01:13:10,832 --> 01:13:12,600
I can't do it.

1470
01:13:13,268 --> 01:13:14,502
I promise.

1471
01:13:15,487 --> 01:13:17,254
Let go,
and I'll catch you.

1472
01:13:17,322 --> 01:13:19,023
I love you, buddy.
Come on!

1473
01:13:19,090 --> 01:13:22,243
Phil, I've been waiting since
Kansas to have you say that.

1474
01:13:22,310 --> 01:13:23,410
Come on, let's go!

1475
01:13:23,478 --> 01:13:24,745
You can do it, buddy.

1476
01:13:25,647 --> 01:13:26,981
Right here. Come on.

1477
01:13:27,049 --> 01:13:28,549
Trust me.

1478
01:13:28,616 --> 01:13:30,568
I trust you.
Here I come!

1479
01:13:32,237 --> 01:13:33,921
Atta boy, buddy.
Come on!

1480
01:13:33,989 --> 01:13:35,790
Right here.
Swim to me.

1481
01:13:35,857 --> 01:13:37,892
Let's go. Come on.
Phil, help!

1482
01:13:37,959 --> 01:13:40,244
Get me. Phil, get me!

1483
01:13:44,066 --> 01:13:45,934
All right,
come on! I got you.

1484
01:13:46,802 --> 01:13:48,419
I love you, buddy.

1485
01:13:48,487 --> 01:13:50,905
Thank God, you got me! We did it! Yes!

1486
01:13:50,973 --> 01:13:53,358
You got me, Phil!
You got me!

1487
01:13:53,425 --> 01:13:54,792
You're safe, buddy.

1488
01:13:54,860 --> 01:13:57,962
Those aren't tears,
it's just a little water!

1489
01:13:58,030 --> 01:13:58,863
Good boy.

1490
01:13:58,931 --> 01:14:00,381
Harness coming down!

1491
01:14:04,370 --> 01:14:06,370
I still hate water!

1492
01:14:34,733 --> 01:14:37,267
I know you're not
gonna understand a word of this

1493
01:14:37,335 --> 01:14:41,238
but I've never been so happy to see
that big, ugly face in my whole life.

1494
01:14:44,242 --> 01:14:46,844
I'm done pretending
to be a top dog.

1495
01:14:48,246 --> 01:14:51,248
A real top dog
looks out for his family.

1496
01:14:51,316 --> 01:14:53,917
And you are my family.

1497
01:14:53,985 --> 01:14:56,721
That's it,
I can't stand it anymore.

1498
01:14:56,789 --> 01:14:58,572
I'm gonna give him
the tongue.

1499
01:14:59,208 --> 01:15:00,925
That's a good boy!

1500
01:15:02,761 --> 01:15:04,929
I know, I know!

1501
01:15:04,996 --> 01:15:07,164
I've been on this
crew nine years.

1502
01:15:07,232 --> 01:15:11,001
And that, my friend,
is some pretty strong stuff.

1503
01:15:11,553 --> 01:15:12,854
Come on, buddy!

1504
01:15:12,921 --> 01:15:13,904
Honey?

1505
01:15:13,972 --> 01:15:15,106
Dad!
Dad!

1506
01:15:15,173 --> 01:15:16,690
Hey, guys!

1507
01:15:16,758 --> 01:15:18,192
Are you okay?
Hi, Dad.

1508
01:15:18,260 --> 01:15:20,194
I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm just
a little wet, that's all.

1509
01:15:20,262 --> 01:15:21,879
Marmaduke!
Look who I found!

1510
01:15:21,947 --> 01:15:22,980
Marmaduke!

1511
01:15:23,048 --> 01:15:24,599
Oh, yeah!
Get a little Marmaduke.

1512
01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:26,834
Let me wrap my
paws around you!

1513
01:15:26,902 --> 01:15:28,669
We missed you.

1514
01:15:28,737 --> 01:15:29,771
Hi, there.

1515
01:15:29,838 --> 01:15:31,672
Hi!
Okay, you're all wet!

1516
01:15:31,740 --> 01:15:34,475
Gosh, I love you guys
so much.

1517
01:15:34,543 --> 01:15:37,211
This is all my fault. I
never asked what you wanted.

1518
01:15:37,279 --> 01:15:39,914
I've just been trying
so hard to make this work

1519
01:15:39,981 --> 01:15:42,867
that I had no idea
you were so unhappy.

1520
01:15:42,934 --> 01:15:45,002
I guess what I'm
trying to say is

1521
01:15:45,070 --> 01:15:46,971
I think we should
move back to Kansas.

1522
01:15:47,172 --> 01:15:49,257
What?
Move back to Kansas?

1523
01:15:49,324 --> 01:15:52,760
Kansas? Uh-uh. Toto
ain't going nowhere, papi.

1524
01:15:52,827 --> 01:15:54,512
That's crazy talk, Dad.

1525
01:15:54,579 --> 01:15:56,396
Hey, Brian!

1526
01:15:56,431 --> 01:15:59,717
Dude, we got it all on tape.
We're putting it on YouTube!

1527
01:15:59,785 --> 01:16:01,635
Sweet!

1528
01:16:01,703 --> 01:16:03,804
It's good to see you,
Bri. What are you doing?

1529
01:16:03,872 --> 01:16:05,373
Brian, who are
your friends?

1530
01:16:05,774 --> 01:16:07,191
They're just some kids
I met at the skate park.

1531
01:16:07,259 --> 01:16:09,426
They're pretty cool.
Hey, boys!

1532
01:16:09,494 --> 01:16:10,645
Hi.
Sup?

1533
01:16:13,432 --> 01:16:14,465
Hey, Barbara!

1534
01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:16,417
Hey, what's Hasselhoff
doing here?

1535
01:16:16,485 --> 01:16:19,603
Bodie? You came.

1536
01:16:19,671 --> 01:16:22,256
Yeah, I came as soon as
I got your text message.

1537
01:16:22,324 --> 01:16:23,708
Is everybody okay?

1538
01:16:23,776 --> 01:16:28,229
Yeah, everything's
much better now.

1539
01:16:28,297 --> 01:16:30,631
Those were some pretty
sick moves, Mr. Winslow.

1540
01:16:31,233 --> 01:16:32,967
Thank you, Bodie.

1541
01:16:33,034 --> 01:16:35,436
No worries, Phil.

1542
01:16:35,504 --> 01:16:37,271
It's Mr. Winslow.

1543
01:16:37,939 --> 01:16:39,173
Yes, sir.

1544
01:16:42,127 --> 01:16:44,695
What do you think, babe?

1545
01:16:44,763 --> 01:16:48,332
I don't know. I like
it here. I think we fit here.

1546
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,667
We fit in the house.

1547
01:16:50,652 --> 01:16:52,987
We don't fit in
that company car.

1548
01:16:55,807 --> 01:16:57,542
I just missed you.

1549
01:17:01,213 --> 01:17:02,846
Looks like we're home.

1550
01:17:05,784 --> 01:17:08,318
Looks like the family
landed on their feet.

1551
01:17:08,387 --> 01:17:11,205
There's just one more thing
I got to take care of.

1552
01:17:12,257 --> 01:17:13,558
Check it out.

1553
01:17:13,625 --> 01:17:15,676
Here goes nothing.

1554
01:17:15,743 --> 01:17:17,661
What the heck is he doing? Is he crazy?

1555
01:17:17,729 --> 01:17:19,530
Fight! Fight! Fight!

1556
01:17:23,368 --> 01:17:24,735
Don't just stand there,
do something!

1557
01:17:24,803 --> 01:17:26,670
I am.
I'm standing my ground!

1558
01:17:26,805 --> 01:17:29,273
What's up, Marmadukey?

1559
01:17:29,274 --> 01:17:31,142
You here to
exact revenge?

1560
01:17:31,210 --> 01:17:34,445
Actually, no, Bosco.
I'm here to thank you.

1561
01:17:35,046 --> 01:17:38,182
Thank me? For what?

1562
01:17:38,249 --> 01:17:40,735
For showing me
how wrong I was.

1563
01:17:42,271 --> 01:17:43,804
I don't care what
everyone thinks of me

1564
01:17:43,871 --> 01:17:46,207
'cause it doesn't matter
if you're big or small

1565
01:17:46,274 --> 01:17:48,492
or a pedigree
or a mutt.

1566
01:17:48,560 --> 01:17:50,360
We're all just dogs.

1567
01:17:50,428 --> 01:17:53,064
And that's the way
the park should be.

1568
01:17:53,131 --> 01:17:57,034
So I'm gonna sit down and
claim this spot for all the dogs

1569
01:17:57,069 --> 01:18:00,938
who don't think they have
what it takes to be over here.

1570
01:18:02,908 --> 01:18:05,375
Sup? Yeah.

1571
01:18:05,443 --> 01:18:08,938
You gotta be kidding me.
You're kidding me, right?

1572
01:18:08,973 --> 01:18:12,433
Does everyone here have
rabies-induced insanity?

1573
01:18:12,501 --> 01:18:14,618
This is sacred turf.

1574
01:18:14,686 --> 01:18:17,287
It's just for pedigrees.

1575
01:18:17,355 --> 01:18:19,039
Well, not anymore.

1576
01:18:19,107 --> 01:18:21,875
You know what? You're all
just mutts. All of you!

1577
01:18:21,943 --> 01:18:23,644
Let's go, Jezebel.

1578
01:18:23,711 --> 01:18:26,630
I think everyone
should sit here, too.

1579
01:18:26,698 --> 01:18:29,167
I'm done taking your
spit on my head, Bosco.

1580
01:18:29,234 --> 01:18:31,669
Go find somebody else to drool
on. We're through with you!

1581
01:18:31,736 --> 01:18:33,170
Come have a seat, fellas.

1582
01:18:33,237 --> 01:18:34,638
It's lovely up here.

1583
01:18:35,740 --> 01:18:37,824
I can see forever!

1584
01:18:37,892 --> 01:18:39,927
Fine, have it
your way, losers.

1585
01:18:39,994 --> 01:18:41,462
I'll remember this.

1586
01:18:41,530 --> 01:18:43,114
Payback's gonna be a...

1587
01:18:43,182 --> 01:18:45,599
Bee! Bee! Ahhh!

1588
01:18:47,335 --> 01:18:49,569
Victory!
Victory is ours!

1589
01:18:49,637 --> 01:18:51,038
The Duke's our boy!

1590
01:18:51,106 --> 01:18:54,258
Huh! Looks like I'm not the
only one terrified of bees.

1591
01:18:54,326 --> 01:18:55,776
Bees are scary.

1592
01:18:57,045 --> 01:18:58,579
Listen...

1593
01:18:58,647 --> 01:19:00,865
I don't know how to say this
without hurting your feelings...

1594
01:19:00,932 --> 01:19:02,466
Shh!

1595
01:19:02,534 --> 01:19:07,004
I'll be fine. It's time to finally
stand on my own four legs for a while.

1596
01:19:07,071 --> 01:19:09,406
Besides,
we'll still be friends.

1597
01:19:09,474 --> 01:19:12,042
Ouch! I hate it
when girls say that.

1598
01:19:15,513 --> 01:19:17,081
Mazie?

1599
01:19:17,666 --> 01:19:19,066
Wow.

1600
01:19:22,487 --> 01:19:24,371
Hey, check it out.

1601
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:27,574
Looking good
in the pink.

1602
01:19:27,642 --> 01:19:29,477
What are you
waiting for? Go!

1603
01:19:29,544 --> 01:19:31,011
Mazie, wait up!

1604
01:19:33,331 --> 01:19:34,498
Oh, hey!

1605
01:19:37,068 --> 01:19:38,885
You look amazing!

1606
01:19:38,953 --> 01:19:42,005
I feel like
a fluffy monstrosity.

1607
01:19:42,073 --> 01:19:45,926
Listen, I wanted to say how sorry
I am for the way I've been acting.

1608
01:19:45,994 --> 01:19:49,129
I was a real jerk,
and you didn't deserve it.

1609
01:19:49,197 --> 01:19:52,850
I think my brain just turned
into an Afghan Hound for a while.

1610
01:19:52,918 --> 01:19:53,967
No offense.

1611
01:19:54,035 --> 01:19:55,136
I totally heard that.

1612
01:19:56,605 --> 01:19:58,772
It takes a big dog
to admit that.

1613
01:19:59,725 --> 01:20:00,891
Yeah, I...

1614
01:20:01,359 --> 01:20:02,760
What?

1615
01:20:02,827 --> 01:20:05,195
Your eyes. You have
really pretty eyes.

1616
01:20:05,264 --> 01:20:07,531
And I never had
a chance to tell you.

1617
01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:10,700
Thanks!

1618
01:20:10,768 --> 01:20:12,536
Your fur's
really nice, too.

1619
01:20:13,838 --> 01:20:15,205
Winslow!

1620
01:20:15,273 --> 01:20:18,208
Oh! I wonder what ever
happened to that PETCO deal.

1621
01:20:20,028 --> 01:20:24,915
Winslow! Winslow? There you
are, I've been looking for you.

1622
01:20:24,983 --> 01:20:26,183
I thought I was fired.

1623
01:20:26,251 --> 01:20:27,951
Don't be so sensitive.

1624
01:20:28,019 --> 01:20:30,187
Any man that chooses
his dog over his career

1625
01:20:30,255 --> 01:20:32,672
is a man I want
working for me.

1626
01:20:32,740 --> 01:20:36,276
Besides, have you seen the video of
you rescuing Marmaduke on YouTube?

1627
01:20:36,344 --> 01:20:37,611
Nah.

1628
01:20:37,679 --> 01:20:40,113
Six hundred and eighty-two
thousand hits so far.

1629
01:20:40,181 --> 01:20:41,098
We got PETCO!

1630
01:20:41,165 --> 01:20:43,200
Are you serious?
Totally!

1631
01:20:44,252 --> 01:20:45,719
We're gonna sell
a lot of dog food!

1632
01:20:45,787 --> 01:20:46,837
Wow!

1633
01:20:46,905 --> 01:20:48,605
Come on, walk with me.
We got work to do.

1634
01:20:48,673 --> 01:20:49,740
I can't.

1635
01:20:49,807 --> 01:20:51,041
Why?

1636
01:20:51,109 --> 01:20:52,743
'Cause I made plans
with my family.

1637
01:20:52,811 --> 01:20:57,214
Who? Oh. All right.
All right, tomorrow.

1638
01:20:57,766 --> 01:20:59,133
Monday.

1639
01:21:00,552 --> 01:21:02,519
Monday. Deal.

1640
01:21:02,888 --> 01:21:03,821
Deal.

1641
01:21:04,972 --> 01:21:07,274
Don't push it, okay?

1642
01:21:08,126 --> 01:21:10,328
Okay, I'm just
spit-balling here

1643
01:21:10,395 --> 01:21:13,431
but what if the dogs
could talk to each other?

1644
01:21:14,466 --> 01:21:15,766
I don't really buy it.

1645
01:21:17,436 --> 01:21:19,437
What if they
could dance?

1646
01:21:24,275 --> 01:21:25,409
# Hey!

1647
01:21:29,481 --> 01:21:32,165
# What I like about you

1648
01:21:32,233 --> 01:21:35,486
# You really know
how to dance

1649
01:21:35,554 --> 01:21:38,004
# When you go up, down,
jump around

1650
01:21:38,072 --> 01:21:40,324
# Think about true romance

1651
01:21:42,860 --> 01:21:45,379
# Keep on whispering
in my ear

1652
01:21:45,446 --> 01:21:47,782
# Tell me all the things
that I want to hear

1653
01:21:47,849 --> 01:21:49,925
# 'Cause it's true

1654
01:21:52,070 --> 01:21:53,404
What's up, boys?

1655
01:21:53,472 --> 01:21:54,988
That's what
I like about you.

1656
01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:58,559
# That's what
I like about you

1657
01:22:03,197 --> 01:22:04,197
# Hey!

1658
01:22:08,937 --> 01:22:10,020
Hey!

1659
01:22:12,373 --> 01:22:14,274
That's what
I like about you.

1660
01:22:19,697 --> 01:22:20,597
# Hey! #

1661
01:22:24,436 --> 01:22:25,902
It's still pretty
rough. What do you think?

1662
01:22:25,970 --> 01:22:27,837
I love it!
Great job.

1663
01:22:27,905 --> 01:22:29,339
Thanks, Deb.

1664
01:22:36,130 --> 01:22:39,399
Wait for it.
Wait for it.

1665
01:22:41,803 --> 01:22:44,446
Oh! Marmaduke!
What did you eat?

1666
01:22:44,481 --> 01:22:47,090
Man, you got
a serious problem.

1667
01:22:47,158 --> 01:22:48,959
It never gets old!

1668
01:22:52,197 --> 01:22:53,230
# Hey!

1669
01:22:57,218 --> 01:22:59,920
# What I like about you

1670
01:22:59,988 --> 01:23:02,389
# You keep me
warm at night

1671
01:23:04,425 --> 01:23:05,926
# Never wanna let you go

1672
01:23:05,994 --> 01:23:08,662
# You know you make me
feel all right

1673
01:23:10,832 --> 01:23:13,467
# Keep on whispering
in my ear

1674
01:23:13,535 --> 01:23:15,819
# Tell me all the things
that I want to hear

1675
01:23:15,887 --> 01:23:17,922
# 'Cause it's true

1676
01:23:17,989 --> 01:23:33,820
# That's what
I like about you

1677
01:23:33,888 --> 01:23:34,888
# Hey! #