1 00:01:29,130 --> 00:01:31,465 Glasses. I can't find my glasses. 2 00:01:33,301 --> 00:01:36,845 Not today. Please, God, not today. 3 00:01:43,353 --> 00:01:45,479 Has anybody seen my glasses? 4 00:01:46,606 --> 00:01:48,482 Right here, Mr. Ben. 5 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:50,859 Do you have the list? 6 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:54,530 No, it's in the kitchen. 7 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:04,206 I think 40 will cover it. 8 00:02:04,374 --> 00:02:06,500 Maybe you can send Eugenia to the market. 9 00:02:06,668 --> 00:02:07,918 Okay. 10 00:02:08,086 --> 00:02:11,088 -How's the lasagna? -Oh, I just put it in. 11 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:12,631 It looks delicious. 12 00:02:12,799 --> 00:02:15,300 -Let me see. -Sweetie, do you have any cash? 13 00:02:15,468 --> 00:02:18,178 -Not too early to put it in? -I know what I'm doing. 14 00:02:18,346 --> 00:02:20,889 -Close the door and go. -So how do l look? 15 00:02:21,057 --> 00:02:23,475 You look fantastic. 16 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,436 -Both of you. -It's almost 1 1 . George, we have to go. 17 00:02:26,604 --> 00:02:29,064 -I'm waiting for you. -I need cash for Eugenia. 18 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,191 -You smell good too. -Thank you. 19 00:02:31,359 --> 00:02:34,194 -Let's go. Thank you, Zlata. -We'll be back about 1 :30. 20 00:02:34,362 --> 00:02:38,323 -You got the papers? -Yes, l've got them, Vera Vague. Let's go. 21 00:02:46,207 --> 00:02:47,541 They're all full, George. 22 00:02:47,709 --> 00:02:50,669 Don't worry. We'll still be okay. Don't worry. 23 00:03:01,723 --> 00:03:04,224 We might have better luck on 6th. Come on. 24 00:03:12,567 --> 00:03:14,484 Wait. George? 25 00:03:15,612 --> 00:03:18,238 -You all right? -I don't want to get all sweaty. 26 00:03:20,408 --> 00:03:22,284 You look fine. You look fine. 27 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,539 But we can't just wander. We can't just wander. 28 00:03:27,707 --> 00:03:29,708 We should have hired a car service. 29 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:32,085 Yes, you keep saying that. 30 00:03:33,296 --> 00:03:34,880 We are gathered here today... 31 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:37,257 ...in the presence of these witnesses... 32 00:03:37,425 --> 00:03:40,594 ...with the purpose of uniting in matrimony... 33 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:43,472 ...George Esteban Garea... 34 00:03:43,640 --> 00:03:46,141 ...Benjamin Arthur Hull. 35 00:03:46,309 --> 00:03:48,644 Everybody who's here, I'd like to ask you... 36 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:53,565 ...to try to stop thinking about your jobs, your marriage, your schoolwork... 37 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:56,777 ...what you have to do tomorrow, what you forgot today... 38 00:03:56,945 --> 00:04:00,239 ...and let us focus all of our energies... 39 00:04:00,406 --> 00:04:02,074 ...and all of our love... 40 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,409 ...on these two men here: George and Ben. 41 00:04:05,078 --> 00:04:06,870 So I'd like to ask of you... 42 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:10,374 ...if you would commit to honor and support... 43 00:04:10,541 --> 00:04:12,751 ...these two individuals... 44 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:16,922 ...and their love and their life and in their marriage together. 45 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:19,591 -Yes, yes, yes! -Yes! 46 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,093 Yes! 47 00:04:21,261 --> 00:04:25,055 There is a question l have to ask and it may seem obvious, the answer... 48 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:27,891 ...but it's still a very important question. 49 00:04:28,059 --> 00:04:31,228 Are you both making this decision of your own free will? 50 00:04:33,106 --> 00:04:36,191 Yes. 51 00:04:36,901 --> 00:04:39,111 He's already weighing at me, I only know. 52 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,073 -What do you think? No, no. -Come on, come on. 53 00:04:46,077 --> 00:04:47,577 Away. 54 00:04:48,204 --> 00:04:49,454 Would you like a cookie? 55 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,040 Excuse me for interrupting you. I made them. 56 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:53,917 You made them for real? Sure. 57 00:04:57,547 --> 00:04:59,673 Excuse me. Roberto, would you like--? 58 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,091 No, thank you. 59 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:05,387 Thattaboy, Georgie. 60 00:05:21,154 --> 00:05:23,238 That's me he's talking about. 61 00:05:29,037 --> 00:05:31,580 Your part, Ted. This is the sexy part. 62 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:38,253 Oh, yeah. 63 00:06:08,701 --> 00:06:10,869 Okay, here we-- Take it home now. 64 00:06:16,376 --> 00:06:18,085 Not just in the kitchen. 65 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,232 Georgie, I love you! 66 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:44,319 Guys, guys, guys. Quiet, quiet. 67 00:06:44,487 --> 00:06:46,488 I just wanna say something. 68 00:06:46,656 --> 00:06:49,616 When I met my husband-- My husband. 69 00:06:49,784 --> 00:06:52,661 Elliot here. --he was walking around with a camera... 70 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:55,956 ...making amazing videos with people he met on the street... 71 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:59,584 ...creating scenes out of ordinary situations. 72 00:06:59,752 --> 00:07:02,212 I was just finishing my first novel... 73 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,590 ...and I immediately thought, "We make a great pair." 74 00:07:05,758 --> 00:07:09,970 Two independent spirits committed to our art. 75 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,513 So we started to go out... 76 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:15,684 ...and he said that he wanted me to meet his Uncle Ben. 77 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:20,021 I said, "Well, why your uncle?" Elliot said that since his mother had passed... 78 00:07:20,189 --> 00:07:22,858 ...his uncle was his favorite person in his family. 79 00:07:23,025 --> 00:07:24,401 Thank you, Elliot. 80 00:07:24,569 --> 00:07:26,570 Not including siblings, Mindy. 81 00:07:27,905 --> 00:07:30,907 So we came here one night. 82 00:07:31,075 --> 00:07:33,660 You guys had just moved into this apartment... 83 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:38,248 ...and George had prepared us a delicious spaghetti Bolognese. 84 00:07:38,416 --> 00:07:41,376 We drank wine and we sang... 85 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,503 ...and we drank some more... 86 00:07:43,671 --> 00:07:47,841 ...and it was just wonderful. 87 00:07:48,009 --> 00:07:49,718 And when we left... 88 00:07:49,886 --> 00:07:53,472 ...Elliot said to me, "l wanted you to meet the two of them... 89 00:07:53,639 --> 00:07:56,892 ...because they have been together for more than 20 years." 90 00:07:57,059 --> 00:07:59,060 So I understood.... 91 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,022 Oh, my, I'm going to cry. 92 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,941 I understood that-- 93 00:08:05,109 --> 00:08:09,446 That he was proposing to me because you guys-- 94 00:08:09,614 --> 00:08:12,866 Your love, your dedication, your commitment to each other. 95 00:08:13,034 --> 00:08:15,076 --are an example to be followed. 96 00:08:15,244 --> 00:08:17,537 May this love, may this marriage... 97 00:08:17,705 --> 00:08:19,956 ...last forever and beyond. 98 00:08:20,124 --> 00:08:22,584 -To Ben and George. -Thank you, Kate. 99 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,420 -And to Petra! -Petra! 100 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,924 -Petra Von Kant! -Petra, Petra! Petra, Petra! 101 00:09:15,012 --> 00:09:18,682 "All who serve in the archdiocese should believe in God... 102 00:09:18,849 --> 00:09:21,434 ...support belief in Jesus Christ... 103 00:09:21,602 --> 00:09:23,270 ...engage in prayer... 104 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:25,981 ...respect ecclesiastical authority... 105 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:29,901 ...not take a public position contrary to the Catholic Church--" 106 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:32,821 Are you going to read me the whole Witness Statement? 107 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:35,156 The Christian Witness Statement, George. 108 00:09:35,324 --> 00:09:38,118 You signed it when you took this job. 109 00:09:41,455 --> 00:09:43,331 How long have we known each other? 110 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:50,213 Twelve years. 111 00:09:50,381 --> 00:09:52,924 -You have to understand that-- -Understand what? 112 00:09:53,092 --> 00:09:55,969 That day when you announced you were getting married... 113 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,971 ...at the spring semester meeting-- 114 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:01,141 You've all known that Ben and l have been living together. 115 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:03,852 Word got out to the archdiocese. 116 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,438 Then someone showed pictures to the bishop... 117 00:10:06,606 --> 00:10:09,065 ...of you and Ben in Petra. 118 00:10:09,692 --> 00:10:11,818 On Facebook, of all places. 119 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,362 I wouldn't have done anything any differently. 120 00:10:14,530 --> 00:10:17,115 I'm not saying you should have, George. 121 00:10:17,283 --> 00:10:19,200 But the bishop wasn't happy. 122 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,328 And what about the students? 123 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:25,707 I've known them since they were kids. And their parents. 124 00:10:25,875 --> 00:10:28,084 They've been to my house, played my piano. 125 00:10:28,252 --> 00:10:30,420 They've sung with Ben and me. 126 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:33,715 The decision is effective immediately. 127 00:10:54,278 --> 00:10:57,155 George, let's pray. 128 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:05,205 It's important that you don't question your faith. 129 00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,916 Thank you very much, Father. 130 00:11:09,293 --> 00:11:12,921 I still believe in Jesus Christ as my savior and that won't change... 131 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,883 ...but at this moment, I think I'd like to pray on my own. 132 00:11:28,729 --> 00:11:31,564 Well, let's not forget that the real estate agent... 133 00:11:31,732 --> 00:11:33,733 ...gets a first-month commission. 134 00:11:33,901 --> 00:11:35,652 The co-op board gets a month... 135 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:38,488 ...plus they charge a 5 percent administration fee. 136 00:11:38,656 --> 00:11:42,575 A month? That's ridiculous. Why do they charge an administration fee? 137 00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:46,204 -To discourage rentals in the building. -I hate co-ops. 138 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:49,207 -Hard to find a condo in Manhattan. -Not true anymore. 139 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:53,044 Anyway, we're trying to explain why renting doesn't help us because-- 140 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:54,879 You've been to my house, right? 141 00:11:55,047 --> 00:11:57,340 You know how much my real-estate taxes are? 142 00:11:57,508 --> 00:11:59,551 Three thousand. For the whole year. 143 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,219 It's Poughkeepsie, Mindy. 144 00:12:01,387 --> 00:12:05,390 Renting would leave us owing about a thousand a month. 145 00:12:05,558 --> 00:12:09,227 If we find a studio for, say, 1 500.... 146 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:10,895 And that's very hard. 147 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,773 I mean, we're starting each month at 3000. 148 00:12:13,941 --> 00:12:15,692 And you can't afford that? 149 00:12:15,860 --> 00:12:19,070 Well, with my private lessons and Ben's pension.... 150 00:12:19,822 --> 00:12:22,198 Why did you guys go on such a fancy honeymoon? 151 00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:24,159 Mindy! It's none of your business. 152 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:26,995 Of course it is. Otherwise, I wouldn't be here. 153 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:30,457 I'm just saying. There's nothing wrong with Provincetown. 154 00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:33,418 -Have a seat. -Everything okay? 155 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,545 Yeah. Just wanted to talk to you. 156 00:12:38,424 --> 00:12:42,552 Now, we invited you all here today because, well, you're family. 157 00:12:42,720 --> 00:12:45,013 Are you telling us you're getting divorced? 158 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,056 -That's what I thought too. -No. 159 00:12:51,228 --> 00:12:52,771 We.... 160 00:12:54,398 --> 00:12:56,608 We have to sell the apartment. 161 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,110 And we found a buyer already... 162 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:02,447 ...so pretty soon we're gonna have to move out. 163 00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,492 Now, it won't be long before I get another job... 164 00:13:05,659 --> 00:13:09,204 ...and it shouldn't be long before we find another apartment... 165 00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,372 ...but in the meantime-- 166 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:15,919 It's just a transition phase. Probably just a week or two. 167 00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,802 We need a place to stay. 168 00:13:25,012 --> 00:13:27,514 Wait a minute. Did I miss something here? 169 00:13:27,681 --> 00:13:31,267 These last weeks have been tough on us, Elliot. 170 00:13:31,435 --> 00:13:34,270 Losing the job, looking for health insurance. 171 00:13:34,438 --> 00:13:36,022 -We need a breather. -Yeah. 172 00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:38,858 Moving out of here is the last thing we want to do. 173 00:13:39,026 --> 00:13:41,069 It's only temporary. 174 00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:44,948 We'll find a new place. Very soon. 175 00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:52,664 Uncle, l'm sorry I was a little bit rough in there. 176 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,999 -Let's go. Elliot. -Think positive, Ben. 177 00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:56,668 Thanks for the beer. 178 00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:01,506 I love you guys. I'll call you during the week. 179 00:14:06,011 --> 00:14:07,637 We're right here. 180 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,141 -Good night. Bye-bye. -Bye, Mama. 181 00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,687 I feel bad that I can't help out, but you've seen my apartment. 182 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,981 It's okay. They can stay with me. 183 00:14:18,148 --> 00:14:22,235 I had a feeling that they were hoping to stay with one of us here in the city. 184 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:26,281 -Didn't you see the look on their faces? -What are you talking about? 185 00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,158 I'm saying they don't want to go live upstate. 186 00:14:29,326 --> 00:14:31,828 Country boys all of a sudden. I can't see that. 187 00:14:31,996 --> 00:14:35,206 -It's temporary. -Honey's right. 188 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:37,375 Maybe there's something that we can do. 189 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,254 -I thought we figured it all out already. -Mindy. 190 00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:44,257 I'm the only one with the extra bedroom. 191 00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:47,343 No, it's not about that, Mindy. It's Poughkeepsie. 192 00:14:47,511 --> 00:14:50,179 -When were you there last? -That doesn't matter. 193 00:14:50,347 --> 00:14:53,600 George has his private students here. Ben has his galleries. 194 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,560 They need to look for an apartment. 195 00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:58,479 Doesn't make sense to live two and a half hours away. 196 00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,107 -It's an hour and a half. -Not by bus. 197 00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:03,359 -By car. -They don't drive. 198 00:15:03,527 --> 00:15:05,695 They can very well learn how to. 199 00:15:05,863 --> 00:15:09,824 -Are you really serious, Mindy? -Shut the fuck up, Honey. 200 00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:13,202 You're not even family, so you don't get to decide anything. 201 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,121 They're right upstairs, you guys. 202 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:18,249 Since we're here, why don't we step inside my apartment. 203 00:15:18,417 --> 00:15:21,085 Elliot, let's go. I still have some work to do. 204 00:15:21,253 --> 00:15:24,088 -Can we just figure this out? -It's almost 7:00. 205 00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:26,382 -Please. -We'll miss supper. 206 00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:18,661 So why don't you tell me how and where... 207 00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:22,707 ...we can accommodate a crowd this size if we can't close the street at 7. 208 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,208 Dad. 209 00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,170 No, that's because you told me we had a permit. 210 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,380 Dad, can we just talk for a second? 211 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:30,965 James, hold on. 212 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,760 So the geography project that I have to do? 213 00:17:33,927 --> 00:17:35,219 No, help me out. 214 00:17:35,387 --> 00:17:37,013 -Sustainable development. -Yes. 215 00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:40,183 They're painting Vlad's house, so I told him to come here. 216 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,894 No, 7 p.m. to 5 a.m. That's what I requested. 217 00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,645 -Dad. -Please, hold on. 218 00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,690 They're painting Vlad's house. I told him to come here. 219 00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,151 Are you gonna be in the living room all day? 220 00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:53,154 -Joey, this is important. -It's quick. He's on his way. 221 00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:58,117 Sorry, son. James, you know two hours can make all the difference in the world. 222 00:17:58,285 --> 00:17:59,535 Close the street.... 223 00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,162 -Who is this? -Vlad. 224 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:03,498 He can come in. It's my friend. Thanks. 225 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:10,922 -What's up? -I found a book on the Amazon. 226 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,092 Some really cool pictures of naked natives and everything. 227 00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:15,510 Nice. 228 00:18:16,762 --> 00:18:18,387 -Your dad is home? -Yeah. 229 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,932 -Do you not understand? -Go to your room? 230 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:24,727 -I gotta talk to my mom first, but.... -Okay. 231 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:28,815 -Can l get some water? -Yeah, sure. 232 00:18:30,234 --> 00:18:34,195 I'll tell you what I don't understand. This has been on the schedule.... 233 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,072 Oh, hello. 234 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,615 I'm Vlad. 235 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:39,742 My name is Eugenia. 236 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:42,120 I work for Joey's parents. 237 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,581 -Are you Russian? -Yes. 238 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,880 We might go to the library. 239 00:18:54,258 --> 00:18:56,217 But isn't Vlad here? 240 00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:57,844 Yeah. I told you. 241 00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:00,221 So then why don't you just work here? 242 00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,646 Why? What? 243 00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,572 Well, just wake him gently, then. 244 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,657 You do it. l'm not.... 245 00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,079 Joey. 246 00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:31,043 Uncle Ben? 247 00:19:32,421 --> 00:19:35,089 Uncle Ben, l'm so sorry to wake you. 248 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:39,343 Hi. Joey has something that he needs to ask you. 249 00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,970 Mom.... 250 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:45,016 -Hi, Uncle Ben. -Hey. 251 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,517 Hi. 252 00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:49,645 My friend Vlad is here... 253 00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:53,232 ...and we need to work on a school presentation... 254 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:56,819 ...and there's nowhere else for us to study. 255 00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:58,487 Who? 256 00:20:00,824 --> 00:20:02,575 Oh, Vlad. 257 00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:05,870 Good to meet you. Heard a lot about you. 258 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,872 Hi, Uncle Ben. 259 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:12,084 Sorry, l-- I guess l'd fallen asleep. 260 00:20:12,252 --> 00:20:13,878 What time is it? 261 00:20:14,713 --> 00:20:16,505 It's 2. 262 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:21,344 2:05. 263 00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,557 So what's this presentation you're working on? 264 00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:31,687 This little box connects directly to our Netflix account... 265 00:20:31,855 --> 00:20:33,731 ...our iTunes, our YouTube. 266 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,150 Here. Hang on. Watch. Let me show you. 267 00:20:37,694 --> 00:20:40,404 -Oh, have you seen this? -No, what is that? 268 00:20:40,572 --> 00:20:42,740 You have never seen this? 269 00:20:42,908 --> 00:20:45,117 It's Game of Thrones. 270 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,163 Oh, look. 271 00:20:50,290 --> 00:20:51,749 Daenerys Targaryen. 272 00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,751 I love her. 273 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:55,544 She's so regal. 274 00:20:55,712 --> 00:20:57,713 Yeah, I can see that. 275 00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,299 She's shopping for an army in Slaver's Bay. 276 00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:03,928 It's quite sexy, isn't it, the whole thing? 277 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:07,014 I could do with one of those slaves myself. 278 00:21:07,182 --> 00:21:09,433 Why does she need a whole army of them? 279 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:13,187 She's a princess in exile who's coming back to the Seven Kingdoms. 280 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:16,565 She needs an army. And her brother was.... 281 00:21:16,733 --> 00:21:21,112 No, I'm not even gonna tell you because you are going to watch it with me. 282 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,822 We are? 283 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:24,532 Hey, guys. 284 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:26,826 George, you met my friend Doreen, right? 285 00:21:26,994 --> 00:21:28,995 -Doreen. -Hey. 286 00:21:32,791 --> 00:21:35,251 -Hi, George. -I need your help in the kitchen. 287 00:21:35,419 --> 00:21:37,169 Just two minutes, babe. 288 00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:42,049 -How are your new daddies treating you? -Oh, I can't complain. 289 00:21:42,217 --> 00:21:45,386 I've always liked this couch. I've taken good naps here. 290 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:46,929 It's a good bed too. 291 00:21:47,097 --> 00:21:50,224 If I drink too much, maybe I'll sleep here with you tonight. 292 00:21:51,435 --> 00:21:54,770 Ours is on mixed farming, which is when a farmer manages... 293 00:21:54,938 --> 00:21:57,565 ...a mix of different crops and animals. 294 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,608 So why is that eco-friendly? 295 00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,986 Well, nobody says "eco-friendly" anymore. 296 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:05,614 -Isn't it "eco-efficient" now? -It's "sustainable." 297 00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,492 Sustainable agriculture. 298 00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:13,372 So how is mixed farming sustainable, then? 299 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,543 Well, the crop residues are used as food for the animals... 300 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:22,048 ...and the excrements from the animals... 301 00:22:22,215 --> 00:22:25,134 ...is used as a nutrient for the crop. 302 00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:28,179 Joey. Your uncle's still eating. 303 00:22:28,347 --> 00:22:30,014 Oh, sorry. 304 00:22:31,933 --> 00:22:35,269 Yeah, well, they're only just now deciding to have dinner. 305 00:22:35,437 --> 00:22:37,938 No, I can't. I've got a student in the morning. 306 00:22:38,106 --> 00:22:39,648 Anybody in? 307 00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:42,109 Hello. 308 00:22:44,946 --> 00:22:48,115 -Linda, hey! -I can't believe it. 309 00:22:48,283 --> 00:22:50,618 Someone's just turned up with a bloody baby. 310 00:22:50,786 --> 00:22:54,121 Look at me. See? See? Doreen, Doreen. 311 00:22:54,289 --> 00:22:57,625 No, I went to the diner, got some matzo ball soup. 312 00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:02,004 I made my beef stew tonight. 313 00:23:03,006 --> 00:23:06,509 Yeah, I think they did. They ate the whole thing. 314 00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:08,928 But they didn't say anything. 315 00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:12,431 No. No, they're very nice. 316 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,850 But sometimes... 317 00:23:16,019 --> 00:23:18,187 ...when you live with people... 318 00:23:18,355 --> 00:23:22,024 ...you know them better than you care to, and so.... 319 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,821 I miss you too. 320 00:23:28,907 --> 00:23:31,325 Yeah, well, this is what.... 321 00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:33,411 What l don't quite understand. 322 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:37,289 Why is it that we're only seeing... 323 00:23:37,457 --> 00:23:40,626 ...$1 7,535 in profit? 324 00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:45,131 To start, you have to take into account the 1 percent New York City transfer tax... 325 00:23:45,298 --> 00:23:48,384 ...the 4 percent New York State tax, plus 6 percent to me. 326 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:50,136 That's 60,000 right there. 327 00:23:50,303 --> 00:23:53,389 I understand that, but according to my calculations... 328 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:57,143 -...that should still leave-- -Don't forget your co-op also has... 329 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,896 ...a flip tax of 25 percent on whatever profit you make... 330 00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:03,023 ...if you sell before five years. 331 00:24:03,191 --> 00:24:04,859 It is five years. 332 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,777 I mean, it's been five years. 333 00:24:06,945 --> 00:24:09,488 We bought in 2007. It's now 201 3. 334 00:24:09,656 --> 00:24:14,660 But, Mr. Garea, you didn't actually close until January, if you remember. 335 00:24:14,828 --> 00:24:17,872 So that's 2008, and they go by the calendar year. 336 00:24:18,039 --> 00:24:22,460 So you would actually have to sell in 2014 to avoid the flip tax. 337 00:24:22,627 --> 00:24:25,087 This is really like something out of Kafka. 338 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:30,384 Look at it this way. You've lived in a nice apartment for 20 years. 339 00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:34,805 Five of that-- Well, nearly five of that. --as an owner. 340 00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,016 And you sold it at a profit. 341 00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:43,898 You're getting $1 7,535, which is all yours. 342 00:24:45,233 --> 00:24:46,984 Thank you. 343 00:24:50,947 --> 00:24:54,867 Did I tell you my gallerist friend is a big fan of yours? 344 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:58,537 What? Who? 345 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:02,666 -A fan of mine? -Yeah, she loves your book. 346 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:07,254 I need some tea. 347 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,507 You want some? 348 00:25:11,801 --> 00:25:14,386 I would love some. Thank you. 349 00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:17,223 You remember her, right? 350 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,392 -Who? -Aida. 351 00:25:20,560 --> 00:25:22,102 My gallerist friend. 352 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:25,731 On the Lower East Side, yes. I think that l met her. 353 00:25:26,483 --> 00:25:28,275 Tall blond. 354 00:25:29,444 --> 00:25:30,778 Swedish. 355 00:25:30,946 --> 00:25:32,905 Yes, l met her. 356 00:25:33,073 --> 00:25:36,450 Last week I stopped by the gallery and she was reading your book. 357 00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:38,827 I screamed. I absolutely screamed. 358 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:44,083 She had no idea that you were my niece. 359 00:26:01,434 --> 00:26:03,936 You know my favorite story of yours? 360 00:26:04,104 --> 00:26:07,731 The one about the old high-school friend who shows up at the diner. 361 00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:10,276 She sees him.... 362 00:26:13,405 --> 00:26:16,657 But l can't remember why she can't be sure it's her friend. 363 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:21,745 The worst part of getting old is memory. 364 00:26:22,622 --> 00:26:25,541 It only gets worse with time, let me tell you. 365 00:26:28,378 --> 00:26:32,423 She can't see him because he's outside and it's snowing. 366 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:34,967 Oh, right, he's in the car, right? 367 00:26:35,885 --> 00:26:38,137 She's not really sure that it's him. 368 00:26:38,930 --> 00:26:40,848 Because of the blizzard. 369 00:26:41,016 --> 00:26:42,600 Right. 370 00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:48,063 So beautiful, Kate. Really. Just wonderful writing. 371 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:51,817 It's hot. 372 00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,074 Which one is your favorite? 373 00:27:00,785 --> 00:27:02,494 I don't have a favorite. 374 00:27:02,662 --> 00:27:06,248 It's like me with my painting. I don't have a favorite either. 375 00:27:06,416 --> 00:27:08,125 George does. 376 00:27:08,293 --> 00:27:11,712 He loves those two nudes that hang in the bedroom. 377 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,006 That used to hang in the bedroom. 378 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:18,427 -I gave those to him for his 40th. -Fortieth. Yes. 379 00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:20,137 I remember. I love those too. 380 00:27:20,305 --> 00:27:23,974 You know, maybe you could start a new painting soon. 381 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:27,227 It's the hardest thing, Kate, to be honest with you. 382 00:27:28,229 --> 00:27:30,564 I brought all my stuff here, but.... 383 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:33,609 -What? -Well... 384 00:27:33,777 --> 00:27:37,613 ...it's just that l can't really work if there's someone else around. 385 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,949 I can't concentrate, you know? 386 00:28:06,601 --> 00:28:07,851 How did it go? 387 00:28:14,401 --> 00:28:17,361 Better than we could have ever expected. 388 00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,154 I knew it. 389 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:31,041 I called you to see if you were coming home for dinner. 390 00:28:31,209 --> 00:28:34,336 -You did? -Yes. l left a message. 391 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:36,588 Sorry, baby. 392 00:28:36,756 --> 00:28:39,425 I didn't even have a moment to check my messages. 393 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,429 That busy? 394 00:28:44,180 --> 00:28:47,975 Yeah. We got it all in the can. 395 00:28:50,061 --> 00:28:51,603 That's great. 396 00:28:54,399 --> 00:28:55,941 I'm exhausted. 397 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:03,031 I wanna sleep, baby. 398 00:29:05,410 --> 00:29:06,869 Sleep. 399 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,919 What is it, Kate? 400 00:29:19,340 --> 00:29:22,468 Unlike you, I didn't have a very productive day. 401 00:29:26,389 --> 00:29:28,182 Was it Joey? 402 00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,684 Joey? No. 403 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,061 Joey hardly said two words to me today... 404 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:36,315 ...but if you were around more, you'd see that's the norm. 405 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:40,778 Was it the neighbors again? 406 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:45,282 No. Elliot, it's your uncle. 407 00:29:47,535 --> 00:29:51,538 When they're playing loud music, it's easy to tell them to turn it down. 408 00:29:51,706 --> 00:29:57,586 But when it's Uncle Ben chatting away, it's a lot harder to tell him to shut up. 409 00:30:10,767 --> 00:30:12,059 Mr. Garea? 410 00:30:12,227 --> 00:30:15,771 Yes, that's me. This is Mr. Hull. I'd like him to come with me. 411 00:30:15,939 --> 00:30:18,023 Okay. Right this way. 412 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:24,613 These apartments are city-sponsored and are currently accepting applications. 413 00:30:24,781 --> 00:30:27,157 The tenants are selected by a lottery... 414 00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:31,578 ...but first you need to meet the criteria for the specific development... 415 00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:33,705 ...and each one has its own. 416 00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:36,625 -Sorry, l only have one. -We can share. 417 00:30:36,793 --> 00:30:39,253 The city itself does not rent the apartments... 418 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:42,589 ...so if you are selected, this is a private transaction... 419 00:30:42,757 --> 00:30:44,842 ...between yourselves and the developer. 420 00:30:45,009 --> 00:30:46,385 You understand? 421 00:30:46,553 --> 00:30:50,180 You need to contact the developer or the marketing agent directly. 422 00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:54,059 You'll see phone numbers and other info in this list I just gave you. 423 00:30:54,227 --> 00:30:55,894 I have a question. 424 00:30:56,688 --> 00:30:58,355 We're married. 425 00:30:58,523 --> 00:31:01,859 -So we'll be applying together. -Okay. 426 00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:07,990 For example, this one-bedroom property in Fort Greene-Wallabout. 427 00:31:08,157 --> 00:31:10,701 Five hundred and eleven dollars monthly rental... 428 00:31:10,869 --> 00:31:15,664 ...$1 9,509 minimum earnings figure... 429 00:31:15,832 --> 00:31:19,501 ...maximum is 23,240. 430 00:31:19,669 --> 00:31:23,964 The minimum-earning figure, would that be for both of us? 431 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:25,799 Yes, both together. 432 00:31:26,676 --> 00:31:28,385 Good. l wasn't sure about that. 433 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:30,888 Anything you find there that's interesting... 434 00:31:31,055 --> 00:31:33,974 ...you need to check to see that you meet the criteria. 435 00:31:34,767 --> 00:31:37,144 Well, that's all I have for now. 436 00:31:38,104 --> 00:31:40,188 Well, sounds like a good start. 437 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,361 Thanks very much. 438 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,992 -Sir, can I ask you a question? -Yes. 439 00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,411 -How old are you? -Seventy-one. 440 00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:56,663 You might want to try the DFTA as well. 441 00:31:56,831 --> 00:31:59,583 -DFTA? -Department for the Aging. 442 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:03,211 They have a whole department just for us. 443 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,339 Isn't that encouraging. 444 00:32:05,506 --> 00:32:09,051 They keep a list of affordable housing for senior citizens. 445 00:32:09,218 --> 00:32:12,137 There's usually a waiting list, but it's worth a try. 446 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:13,764 Oh, thank you. 447 00:32:14,307 --> 00:32:15,891 Thanks very much. 448 00:32:45,463 --> 00:32:47,673 What the fuck, Vlad? 449 00:32:47,840 --> 00:32:50,676 I'm posing for your uncle's new masterpiece. 450 00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,012 That's so gay. 451 00:32:55,056 --> 00:32:59,226 People have been modeling for painters for centuries now, Joe. 452 00:32:59,394 --> 00:33:00,686 All kinds of people. 453 00:33:00,853 --> 00:33:02,896 He doesn't mean "homosexual," Uncle Ben. 454 00:33:03,064 --> 00:33:05,482 -He just means "stupid." -Don't worry, Vlad. 455 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:07,442 Joey and l understand each other. 456 00:33:07,610 --> 00:33:09,695 You're not even a good artist anyway. 457 00:33:11,364 --> 00:33:13,824 -Joey. -What? 458 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,243 I know you don't mean that. 459 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,120 Yeah, I do. 460 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:22,833 If you were, you wouldn't be sleeping on a bunk bed in your nephew's house. 461 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:31,091 Did you find him? 462 00:33:31,259 --> 00:33:34,177 He's on the fucking rooftop with Uncle Ben. 463 00:33:34,345 --> 00:33:36,722 -Watch the language. -I'm going out. 464 00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:39,182 And Vlad? 465 00:33:40,226 --> 00:33:43,270 Uncle Ben is making him pose for a painting. 466 00:33:43,438 --> 00:33:45,480 -He's what? -You heard me. 467 00:33:45,648 --> 00:33:48,984 Joey, it was my idea for Ben to take the painting to the roof... 468 00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:51,611 -...because l needed to work here. -I gotta go. 469 00:34:01,664 --> 00:34:04,458 -You okay there? -Yeah, we're good. 470 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:18,221 Vlad. 471 00:34:21,142 --> 00:34:22,768 What were you doing up there? 472 00:34:22,935 --> 00:34:25,645 I was helping Uncle Ben with his painting. 473 00:34:26,898 --> 00:34:29,274 Aren't you supposed to be studying biology? 474 00:34:29,442 --> 00:34:32,444 It's gonna be about this book on seasons and migrations... 475 00:34:32,612 --> 00:34:35,030 ...and I know the book pretty well. 476 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:37,741 If you flunk that test and your mother calls... 477 00:34:37,909 --> 00:34:41,119 ...I'm going to tell her that you're studying or playing? 478 00:34:41,287 --> 00:34:45,957 I don't flunk. Uncle Ben, where should I leave this? 479 00:34:46,542 --> 00:34:48,835 Put it on the table. I'll take care of it. 480 00:34:49,003 --> 00:34:51,338 When you're here, you're my responsibility... 481 00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:55,342 ...so if you're supposed to be studying, then you should be doing that... 482 00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:58,512 ...and not posing on the roof. 483 00:34:58,679 --> 00:35:02,265 -Where is Joey? -He went to the library. 484 00:35:02,433 --> 00:35:04,559 -I'll go meet him there. -Good idea. 485 00:35:04,727 --> 00:35:07,270 -Do you want to take anything? -No, it's okay. 486 00:35:07,438 --> 00:35:09,940 -An apple? No? -Thank you, Mrs. Kate. 487 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:13,068 I'll see you later, Uncle Ben. 488 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:15,612 -Goodbye, Vlad. -Goodbye. 489 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:18,615 Bye, Vlad. 490 00:35:21,953 --> 00:35:24,162 Joey got very upset. 491 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:27,707 He called Vlad gay... 492 00:35:27,875 --> 00:35:30,335 ...in quite an offensive fashion. 493 00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:35,382 Kids have expanded the meaning of gay beyond sexual orientation, so... 494 00:35:35,550 --> 00:35:38,301 -...don't get offended. -I didn't. 495 00:35:39,178 --> 00:35:41,972 I guess it just means "stupid" now. 496 00:35:44,183 --> 00:35:48,770 Yes, yes, I think that you are right about that. 497 00:35:49,313 --> 00:35:53,024 I don't know if Joey felt left out or.... 498 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:57,112 I don't know what in the world was going through his mind. 499 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:59,447 Well, you know... 500 00:36:01,117 --> 00:36:04,286 ...he's a teenager and... 501 00:36:05,872 --> 00:36:10,417 ...is it really appropriate to be using Joey's friend as a model? 502 00:36:20,011 --> 00:36:21,386 Mindy, it's Kate. 503 00:36:21,554 --> 00:36:24,222 Hi, Kate. How are you doing? 504 00:36:24,390 --> 00:36:26,183 I'm okay. 505 00:36:26,350 --> 00:36:27,601 How's Joey? 506 00:36:27,768 --> 00:36:30,228 Oh, he's fine. How are you? 507 00:36:30,396 --> 00:36:32,731 Everything's great. Amazing, actually. 508 00:36:32,899 --> 00:36:36,610 Yes. l went to see this chromotherapist up in Kingston. 509 00:36:36,777 --> 00:36:38,236 What? 510 00:36:39,238 --> 00:36:40,697 Chromotherapy. 511 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:42,782 -You're kidding. -No. 512 00:36:42,950 --> 00:36:44,910 The guy talks to you for 1 5 minutes... 513 00:36:45,077 --> 00:36:47,829 ...and then floats his hand over your body to feel... 514 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:50,457 ...energy you're missing: physical... 515 00:36:50,625 --> 00:36:51,958 ...emotional, spiritual. 516 00:36:52,126 --> 00:36:54,711 Hard to explain, but he feels the energy levels... 517 00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:58,131 ...and then prescribes colored lights to restore your balance. 518 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,927 I was just taking a nap under a greenish light he gave me. 519 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:06,640 You wouldn't believe it, but I feel like l am a different person. 520 00:37:06,807 --> 00:37:09,309 That's great. Good for you. 521 00:37:09,477 --> 00:37:12,062 I am trying to work with a house full of people... 522 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:16,107 -...and, believe me, it hasn't been easy. -Kate, I said I would take them. 523 00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:19,778 l just wanted to be sure if.... 524 00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,533 In case they don't find a place. 525 00:37:26,285 --> 00:37:27,702 lt's so sad. 526 00:37:27,870 --> 00:37:29,829 I really feel terrible about it. 527 00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:33,875 The problem is Elliot is never around, so... 528 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:37,712 ...I wind up having to take care of all of his problems. 529 00:37:39,006 --> 00:37:40,507 Yes? 530 00:37:41,175 --> 00:37:44,135 Hold on a second, Min. Hi, Ben. 531 00:37:45,054 --> 00:37:46,680 I didn't want to interrupt. 532 00:37:46,847 --> 00:37:48,390 No. 533 00:37:48,557 --> 00:37:51,559 I wanted to talk to you about earlier. 534 00:37:51,727 --> 00:37:53,979 -It's not-- No, it's fine. -You sure? 535 00:37:54,146 --> 00:37:55,772 Yes. 536 00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,857 I'm talking to Mindy. 537 00:37:59,402 --> 00:38:02,320 She wants to know when you'll visit her in Poughkeepsie. 538 00:38:05,324 --> 00:38:07,284 Well, send her my love. 539 00:38:08,035 --> 00:38:09,869 We can talk tomorrow. 540 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:35,937 Wait. Where am I flying? 541 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:40,859 Explain the plot to him, okay? 542 00:38:41,027 --> 00:38:43,945 -You're in a big spherical room. -Yeah. 543 00:38:44,113 --> 00:38:46,031 There's a big opening at the top. 544 00:38:46,198 --> 00:38:48,158 You're just gonna go: 545 00:38:48,326 --> 00:38:50,035 And see what's up there. 546 00:38:50,202 --> 00:38:51,995 -All right. -Are you into that? 547 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:53,580 -Plus 1 8? -Yeah. 548 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:55,165 You can't have plus 1 8. 549 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:57,334 -No fucking way. -Why you cheating? 550 00:38:57,501 --> 00:39:00,712 No, I'm sorry. It's down here. lt's down here. 551 00:39:03,382 --> 00:39:06,551 If there's a fiery pit, that's the first thing we'll look at. 552 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:10,013 Where you are perpendicular, there are two doors. 553 00:39:10,181 --> 00:39:11,431 Are there exits? 554 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,850 -I will describe it to you. -Okay. 555 00:39:14,018 --> 00:39:17,896 As your eyes begin to get used to-- 556 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:20,982 What's that word? Get used to.... 557 00:39:21,150 --> 00:39:24,527 -Luminosity. -No, but, like, when you go outside and.... 558 00:39:25,237 --> 00:39:28,782 No, and you get used to-- You acclimate or-- Yeah, yeah. 559 00:39:28,949 --> 00:39:32,202 So you start to acclimate. Actually, you can start to see. 560 00:39:32,370 --> 00:39:37,165 And what you see is this ginormous tree. 561 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,876 -Underground? -Yes. 562 00:39:40,044 --> 00:39:43,505 You've never seen an underground tree? Well, you're about to. 563 00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:45,423 Okay, so this tree comes up... 564 00:39:45,591 --> 00:39:49,844 ...and out from behind this tree is this giant clown. 565 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:54,057 -Tree clown. -This is where it gets freakish. 566 00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:55,892 -Yeah. -No, I like it. 567 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:58,728 You do not want to go out there. It's coming down. 568 00:39:58,896 --> 00:40:00,563 I'll be fine. 569 00:40:03,192 --> 00:40:05,193 Is he old enough to enjoy the Louvre? 570 00:40:05,361 --> 00:40:07,904 He's obsessed with the French Revolution. 571 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:12,033 I know, but you don't have to go to Paris to learn about the guillotine. 572 00:40:12,201 --> 00:40:17,038 There's a group of eight, and they need two more in order to get the discount. 573 00:40:17,915 --> 00:40:19,624 Is Vlad going? 574 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:22,460 -Yes. -Of course. 575 00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,421 Of course. 576 00:40:25,923 --> 00:40:27,841 How much is it gonna cost? 577 00:40:28,008 --> 00:40:30,135 It's 1 800. 578 00:40:30,302 --> 00:40:31,886 Hotel included. 579 00:40:32,054 --> 00:40:33,638 Oh, damn. 580 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:38,017 -Speak of the devil. -Who is that? 581 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:40,645 Well, it's 1 0:00. It must be Vlad. 582 00:40:42,148 --> 00:40:44,691 -Who is it? -George. 583 00:41:19,768 --> 00:41:21,019 I'm sorry. 584 00:41:25,524 --> 00:41:27,817 -Sorry. -Don't be silly. 585 00:41:28,444 --> 00:41:30,111 Now stop this. 586 00:41:58,182 --> 00:42:00,433 Why can't he sleep on the couch? 587 00:42:01,393 --> 00:42:03,019 Because, Joey.... 588 00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,022 Please, son. 589 00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:55,238 I talked to the principal there at PS-21 6. 590 00:42:56,031 --> 00:42:57,490 Very nice, smart guy. 591 00:42:58,534 --> 00:43:01,536 I think he really wants to bring back the music program. 592 00:43:02,246 --> 00:43:05,748 -Do they have the budget for it? -Well, not right now. 593 00:43:06,458 --> 00:43:08,626 But he seems capable of raising the money. 594 00:43:08,794 --> 00:43:11,170 He's got a very nice, attractive personality. 595 00:43:11,338 --> 00:43:14,382 That doesn't really help us that much right now, does it? 596 00:43:14,550 --> 00:43:16,884 Well, let me finish. You never let me finish. 597 00:43:17,052 --> 00:43:19,220 No job for you. Isn't that the end of it? 598 00:43:19,388 --> 00:43:22,515 No, it's-- You're such a pessimist. 599 00:43:22,683 --> 00:43:24,851 I'm just being realistic. 600 00:43:25,019 --> 00:43:26,686 Can l finish? 601 00:43:26,854 --> 00:43:29,397 -Okay, go ahead. -Thank you. 602 00:43:30,316 --> 00:43:32,692 Anyway, they got lots of different kids there. 603 00:43:32,860 --> 00:43:36,779 White kids, black kids, Latinos. A few Asian kids. 604 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,283 There was this really cute little girl. 605 00:43:40,451 --> 00:43:42,535 I think she's from the Philippines. 606 00:43:42,703 --> 00:43:45,371 She played "Frere Jacques" for me on her flute. 607 00:43:45,539 --> 00:43:49,417 George, why don't you come down here where I can hear you better? 608 00:43:49,585 --> 00:43:51,085 It's a bunk bed. 609 00:43:51,253 --> 00:43:52,587 So? 610 00:43:53,672 --> 00:43:56,174 You told me Joey's losing his patience with you. 611 00:43:56,342 --> 00:43:59,719 Can you imagine if you broke his bed trying to shag your husband? 612 00:44:01,430 --> 00:44:04,557 I have missed having your body next to mine... 613 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:08,811 ...too much to have it denied to me for reasons of bad engineering. 614 00:44:18,530 --> 00:44:22,992 Well, don't blame me if this whole thing falls apart. 615 00:44:34,463 --> 00:44:36,089 Come in here. 616 00:45:04,034 --> 00:45:05,660 Ben... 617 00:45:09,665 --> 00:45:11,958 ...do you ever blame me for all of this? 618 00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:14,627 Why would I? 619 00:45:15,587 --> 00:45:17,630 We did this together. 620 00:45:22,094 --> 00:45:24,303 But l knew what might happen. 621 00:45:26,515 --> 00:45:29,225 I knew more than you what we were risking. 622 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:37,442 All l know is that after 39 years, it's hard to fall asleep without you. 623 00:45:38,986 --> 00:45:41,112 This situation we've got ourselves in... 624 00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:44,532 ...is really fucking with my sleeping patterns. 625 00:46:41,673 --> 00:46:43,216 What happened? 626 00:46:44,176 --> 00:46:47,804 I mean, what was that? That's not what we talked about last week. 627 00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:50,139 Interpretation. 628 00:46:50,307 --> 00:46:54,852 Yes, well, I usually insist that you let the music take you somewhere. 629 00:46:55,020 --> 00:46:57,188 Let it surprise you. 630 00:46:57,356 --> 00:46:59,524 Even, on occasion, let it overwhelm you. 631 00:46:59,691 --> 00:47:02,985 It's important as knowing the difference between a half step... 632 00:47:03,153 --> 00:47:06,072 ...and a semi-tone, but always, always you must focus... 633 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,574 ...on the instrument you're playing. 634 00:47:08,742 --> 00:47:11,619 And listen. Always listen. 635 00:47:11,787 --> 00:47:13,996 Listen to what the metronome's telling you. 636 00:47:16,375 --> 00:47:18,751 Tick tock, tick tock. 637 00:47:18,919 --> 00:47:22,171 Follow the rhythm. Follow the rhythm. 638 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,925 You can't just create your own rhythm to Chopin. 639 00:47:28,303 --> 00:47:30,137 All right, do it again. 640 00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,887 Dear parents: 641 00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:58,059 By now you've all heard of my joyful news and of my sad news. 642 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,062 To be able to finally marry Benjamin Hull... 643 00:49:01,229 --> 00:49:05,483 ...my partner of almost 40 years, in a small ceremony here in New York... 644 00:49:05,651 --> 00:49:08,444 ...was one of the happiest moments of my life. 645 00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:13,282 Unfortunately, later l found out that l could no longer continue... 646 00:49:13,450 --> 00:49:15,660 ...to teach music at St. Grace's. 647 00:49:19,414 --> 00:49:22,458 Everyone at the school knew that I was gay... 648 00:49:22,626 --> 00:49:25,670 ...and that Ben was my lifelong partner. 649 00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:28,965 l've always had nothing but support from all of you... 650 00:49:29,132 --> 00:49:31,884 ...so I would like to thank you and to emphasize... 651 00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:36,138 ...that what happened is not the fault of St. Grace's and its leadership. 652 00:49:38,725 --> 00:49:43,562 Above all, I urge you to have a conversation with your children... 653 00:49:43,730 --> 00:49:46,857 ...about whether or not justice was served here. 654 00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:50,236 The last thing l want them to take from this... 655 00:49:50,404 --> 00:49:53,406 ...is they should hide who they are or what they think... 656 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:56,200 ...if they believe it will get them into trouble. 657 00:50:05,919 --> 00:50:09,005 Life has its obstacles, but I learned early on... 658 00:50:09,172 --> 00:50:12,800 ...that they will always be lessened if faced with honesty. 659 00:50:13,385 --> 00:50:17,555 l believe the world is a better place if people aren't lying. 660 00:50:17,723 --> 00:50:20,683 ln the words of the apostle Paul to the Corinthians: 661 00:50:20,851 --> 00:50:23,644 "Love does not delight in injustice... 662 00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:26,188 ...but rejoices with the truth." 663 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:30,067 Yours sincerely, George Garea. 664 00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:40,161 Very good. 665 00:50:49,963 --> 00:50:52,798 I don't have time to read it. I want to. 666 00:50:52,966 --> 00:50:54,717 But you don't. 667 00:50:59,848 --> 00:51:03,559 Hey! Can I have some private time, please? 668 00:51:14,696 --> 00:51:17,698 It didn't make a big difference. 669 00:51:19,326 --> 00:51:22,328 I'm sorry. I don't want to intrude. 670 00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:28,000 No. Why don't you grab a glass and join us for some wine. 671 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:30,127 Thanks. 672 00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:35,341 -How was your day? -Nice. 673 00:51:37,469 --> 00:51:40,054 Yeah, George went to church... 674 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,848 ...and I went to see a wonderful movie. 675 00:51:43,016 --> 00:51:44,433 What did you see? 676 00:51:44,601 --> 00:51:46,602 The Gang's All Here. 677 00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:50,064 -You did not. How could I forget? -You remember that? 678 00:51:56,780 --> 00:51:59,865 -What is that? -A Busby Berkeley musical. 679 00:52:00,033 --> 00:52:02,827 They have this wonderful new print... 680 00:52:02,994 --> 00:52:06,539 ...and I have to say, Elliot, I was so happy... 681 00:52:06,706 --> 00:52:10,876 ...when they came out with VHS and we could see old movies again. 682 00:52:11,044 --> 00:52:13,712 And I'm glad I showed them all to you. 683 00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:15,172 But-- 684 00:52:15,340 --> 00:52:18,926 But this, seeing it up on the big screen, it's something else. 685 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,053 It's not even the same movie. 686 00:52:21,221 --> 00:52:23,764 -I'd love to see that. -Let's go tomorrow? 687 00:52:23,932 --> 00:52:25,891 Yes. 688 00:52:26,059 --> 00:52:29,103 No. Shit. I can't tomorrow. 689 00:52:29,855 --> 00:52:31,730 I'll go on my own. 690 00:52:38,864 --> 00:52:40,948 Joey asleep? 691 00:52:41,116 --> 00:52:44,785 I think he and Vlad are still studying. 692 00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:46,662 Vlad? 693 00:52:46,830 --> 00:52:48,622 What's Vlad doing here? 694 00:52:48,790 --> 00:52:50,457 Not studying. 695 00:52:52,544 --> 00:52:54,503 Well, I think I'll take a look. 696 00:52:54,671 --> 00:52:56,380 Don't go. 697 00:52:58,049 --> 00:52:59,300 Why not? 698 00:52:59,467 --> 00:53:04,638 Last year, you two were complaining that Joey didn't have any friends. 699 00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:08,684 You were so worried that he was too antisocial... 700 00:53:08,852 --> 00:53:11,395 ...you even sent him to see a therapist. 701 00:53:11,563 --> 00:53:14,607 -So? -So now he has a friend. 702 00:53:15,984 --> 00:53:17,735 Well, it's a little strange. 703 00:53:17,903 --> 00:53:19,820 There's nothing strange. 704 00:53:21,114 --> 00:53:25,117 It's his only friend, and the guy's a lot older than him. 705 00:53:25,285 --> 00:53:26,994 He's 1 6. 706 00:53:27,162 --> 00:53:29,079 He just looks older. 707 00:53:30,248 --> 00:53:32,833 They're like Yogi Bear and Boo Boo. 708 00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,721 Good night, Mr. Hull. 709 00:54:06,159 --> 00:54:07,660 Joey? 710 00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:11,372 Yeah? 711 00:54:11,539 --> 00:54:13,082 You awake? 712 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:21,507 Could I ask you a question? 713 00:54:26,554 --> 00:54:28,055 Yeah. 714 00:54:28,223 --> 00:54:30,224 Have you ever been in love? 715 00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,312 I'm not gay. 716 00:54:35,480 --> 00:54:36,897 No. 717 00:54:37,065 --> 00:54:39,650 I didn't mean to imply that, Joey. 718 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:46,240 -So, what do you mean? -Love. You know what love is. 719 00:54:52,580 --> 00:54:55,582 Well, there was this girl once. 720 00:54:56,418 --> 00:55:00,129 We were on vacation in Saint Croix. It's in the Virgin lslands. 721 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,881 Yeah, I remember when you guys went there. 722 00:55:04,884 --> 00:55:08,220 There was another family who.... 723 00:55:08,388 --> 00:55:12,266 They were renting a house on the same beach as us. 724 00:55:12,434 --> 00:55:13,976 And they had a daughter. 725 00:55:15,186 --> 00:55:18,856 And every morning, I would watch her go windsurfing. 726 00:55:19,024 --> 00:55:21,025 Did you go windsurfing too? 727 00:55:21,192 --> 00:55:24,528 No. We had Jet Skis. 728 00:55:25,655 --> 00:55:28,991 But l'd watch her from the beach. 729 00:55:29,951 --> 00:55:33,495 So one day I saw her watching me too. 730 00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:36,457 -On the Jet Skis. -Yeah. 731 00:55:36,624 --> 00:55:39,251 Yeah, I saw her looking at me. 732 00:55:39,419 --> 00:55:41,253 Do you know her name? 733 00:55:41,421 --> 00:55:43,172 No. 734 00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,299 We never even said hello. 735 00:55:49,262 --> 00:55:51,805 I think I might see her again though... 736 00:55:51,973 --> 00:55:54,516 ...because her family, they live in the city too. 737 00:55:55,352 --> 00:55:57,811 If you do, will you say hello? 738 00:56:03,777 --> 00:56:05,527 I don't know. 739 00:56:13,161 --> 00:56:15,162 I think you should. 740 00:59:11,297 --> 00:59:13,507 The shoulder is a ball-and-socket joint. 741 00:59:13,675 --> 00:59:17,052 The ball of the arm fits into the socket at the shoulder blade... 742 00:59:17,220 --> 00:59:19,513 ...and it's kept there by the rotator cuff. 743 00:59:19,681 --> 00:59:23,016 He had what we call a full thickness tear or a complete tear. 744 00:59:23,184 --> 00:59:25,018 -Can he paint? -No. 745 00:59:25,186 --> 00:59:27,896 I don't even want him to comb his hair for a while. 746 00:59:28,064 --> 00:59:29,815 Poor Ben. 747 00:59:29,983 --> 00:59:33,569 -His legs are okay? -Yeah, legs are fine. 748 00:59:33,736 --> 00:59:37,364 It was so hard to get him to stand up. I thought his leg was broken. 749 00:59:37,532 --> 00:59:38,991 He was in a lot of pain. 750 00:59:39,158 --> 00:59:42,035 When was the last time he had a full cardiac checkup? 751 00:59:42,203 --> 00:59:44,121 We have regular checkups every year. 752 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:46,540 You need to have him see a cardiologist. 753 00:59:46,708 --> 00:59:50,127 -I thought he'd just fallen down the stairs. -No, he fainted. 754 00:59:50,878 --> 00:59:53,213 Anyway, I don't want to speculate here. 755 00:59:53,381 --> 00:59:55,799 I am an orthopedist. I'm not a cardiologist. 756 00:59:57,468 --> 00:59:58,969 All right? 757 01:00:01,764 --> 01:00:03,432 Here. 758 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:06,935 You should take these now. 759 01:00:07,562 --> 01:00:09,313 Oh, thank you. 760 01:00:15,862 --> 01:00:17,821 I have to leave... 761 01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:22,326 ...but there's a plate of pasta for you in the microwave. 762 01:00:23,328 --> 01:00:25,078 Thank you, Kate. 763 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:29,791 Are you sure you're going to be all right? 764 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:32,919 -I'll be fine. -Okay, then. 765 01:00:47,977 --> 01:00:49,853 l don't want you to worry too much. 766 01:00:50,021 --> 01:00:54,232 It's not a very big deal. We deal with similar problems every day here. 767 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:56,985 But it is serious. 768 01:00:57,153 --> 01:00:59,655 No, I'm just shocked. 769 01:00:59,822 --> 01:01:03,283 Joey's such a serious kid, and he's such a good student. 770 01:01:03,451 --> 01:01:05,202 And so is Vlad. 771 01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:08,205 Have you noticed any new books in the house? 772 01:01:08,373 --> 01:01:10,040 I haven't been paying attention. 773 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:12,584 I'm trying to finish my own new book... 774 01:01:12,752 --> 01:01:15,087 ...and Elliot's Uncle Ben is staying with us. 775 01:01:15,254 --> 01:01:18,507 He's sleeping in Joey's room, so it's a bit of a-- 776 01:01:18,675 --> 01:01:20,676 Yeah, complicated situation. 777 01:01:20,843 --> 01:01:25,305 Vlad has confessed that he took the books out and gave them to Joey... 778 01:01:25,473 --> 01:01:27,349 ...but your son denies having them. 779 01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:30,394 Vlad seems to have a great influence over my son. 780 01:01:30,561 --> 01:01:33,355 I don't understand why they would steal these books. 781 01:01:33,523 --> 01:01:35,524 They're all French literature books. 782 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,318 I have no idea. 783 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:41,405 -George. -Are you all right? 784 01:01:41,572 --> 01:01:43,824 No, no, no, I'm fine. 785 01:01:43,991 --> 01:01:46,743 But after the operation... 786 01:01:46,911 --> 01:01:49,871 ...I think it's better if I go stay with Mindy. 787 01:01:50,039 --> 01:01:53,667 -But then when will l see you? -You'll come on the weekends. 788 01:02:05,555 --> 01:02:07,597 Ben, are you there? 789 01:02:08,307 --> 01:02:11,435 You're not a boy anymore, son. You're a young man. 790 01:02:11,602 --> 01:02:15,605 Do you know how lucky you are this happened to you in high school? 791 01:02:15,773 --> 01:02:20,068 -Because in the real world, you're in jail. -I didn't steal anything. 792 01:02:22,488 --> 01:02:26,491 -Hello? -Ben, would you like some more water? 793 01:02:26,659 --> 01:02:29,745 -Yes, please. -No, let's leave it the way it is. 794 01:02:29,912 --> 01:02:31,913 I don't want to change anything now. 795 01:02:32,081 --> 01:02:34,291 Can we do this later, please? 796 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:38,920 Yeah, I can't talk right now. I'll call you back in half an hour. 797 01:02:41,549 --> 01:02:43,925 Thank you. Thank you. 798 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:50,056 Where were we? 799 01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:51,892 Jail. 800 01:02:53,144 --> 01:02:56,813 All right, look. There has to be consequences with this here, so... 801 01:02:58,649 --> 01:03:02,194 ...you know that trip to Paris you wanted to go on so bad this fall? 802 01:03:02,361 --> 01:03:05,822 -You can forget about that. -No, I didn't steal anything! 803 01:03:05,990 --> 01:03:08,742 The principal's lying and you didn't steal the books. 804 01:03:08,910 --> 01:03:12,746 If that's true, you can let this be for other times I didn't catch you. 805 01:03:12,914 --> 01:03:15,040 -Elliot. -What? 806 01:03:15,208 --> 01:03:18,043 -Something else you want to tell me? -What do you mean? 807 01:03:18,211 --> 01:03:20,420 If there's something else going on, Joey... 808 01:03:20,588 --> 01:03:24,508 ...I would rather hear it from you now than later from someone else. 809 01:03:24,675 --> 01:03:27,928 -I don't know what you're talking about. -When kids steal... 810 01:03:28,095 --> 01:03:30,263 ...there's often drugs involved. 811 01:03:30,431 --> 01:03:32,390 No. 812 01:03:32,558 --> 01:03:35,811 -Is Vlad involved with drugs? -Dad, no. 813 01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:38,814 -Can l help you, Ben? -No, I'm fine. 814 01:03:38,981 --> 01:03:42,359 It's just a bit challenging maneuvering the silverware... 815 01:03:42,527 --> 01:03:44,528 ...but l'm fine. 816 01:03:44,695 --> 01:03:47,239 You don't sound very sure, Joey. ls he? 817 01:03:47,406 --> 01:03:50,367 -Not that I know of. -Not that you know of? 818 01:03:50,535 --> 01:03:53,203 You spend every minute together. And you know what? 819 01:03:53,371 --> 01:03:55,997 The only way my mind can understand how a boy... 820 01:03:56,165 --> 01:04:00,335 ...like Vlad is stealing books in the French language is if he was high. 821 01:04:00,503 --> 01:04:03,255 Okay, I'm done. Can l get up, please? 822 01:04:03,422 --> 01:04:08,426 -Answer me, son. -I don't know! I'm not Vlad! 823 01:04:08,594 --> 01:04:11,429 Can l go to my room, please? I still have work to do. 824 01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:13,223 Actually, we're still eating. 825 01:04:13,391 --> 01:04:14,891 It's okay. l'm almost done. 826 01:04:15,059 --> 01:04:17,227 -I'm sorry. -Yes. 827 01:04:24,151 --> 01:04:25,777 Unbelievable. 828 01:04:28,906 --> 01:04:30,991 You're too nice to him. 829 01:04:35,746 --> 01:04:37,330 You don't even know. 830 01:04:47,466 --> 01:04:49,676 I know where the books are. 831 01:04:54,140 --> 01:04:56,558 I said, I know where the books are. 832 01:05:00,396 --> 01:05:02,397 I've been in the house by myself. 833 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:04,566 I was looking for something to read... 834 01:05:04,734 --> 01:05:07,986 ...and I found these old books under my bed. 835 01:05:08,154 --> 01:05:11,740 -Ben, why didn't you say something? -They were just books. 836 01:05:11,908 --> 01:05:13,450 Are those the books? 837 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:16,828 The one I picked out was Cyrano de Bergerac. 838 01:05:17,622 --> 01:05:21,374 My French is a little rusty, but I got most of it. 839 01:05:21,542 --> 01:05:24,711 -I know the play-- -Frankly, who cares, Ben? 840 01:05:24,879 --> 01:05:27,714 -Those are the books. -You listened the whole time. 841 01:05:27,882 --> 01:05:30,634 -You should've said something. -Kate, he didn't know. 842 01:05:33,971 --> 01:05:37,432 -You think I'm too nice to Joey? -Please. 843 01:05:37,600 --> 01:05:41,186 Let me tell you, Elliot. You are too nice to your uncle. 844 01:05:41,354 --> 01:05:43,980 It's very easy being nice... 845 01:05:44,148 --> 01:05:48,860 ...when you are not the one who's around all day. 846 01:05:54,825 --> 01:05:58,203 Your uncle told us that the books are in here. So where are they? 847 01:05:58,371 --> 01:06:01,206 Joey, I wanna know where those books are right now. 848 01:06:02,208 --> 01:06:03,458 Why did you do this? 849 01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,211 We're the only ones in that whole stupid school... 850 01:06:06,379 --> 01:06:09,589 -...that'll learn French! -It's arrogant! 851 01:06:33,864 --> 01:06:37,033 You're the one who was working. I didn't want to get into it. 852 01:06:37,201 --> 01:06:39,327 You're the one who's gotten into it. 853 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:43,665 Bullshit. 854 01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:24,122 -Do you want a beer? -No. No, thank you. 855 01:07:25,624 --> 01:07:28,501 I got one for my friend, and now I can't find him. 856 01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:30,712 I think he left. 857 01:07:31,422 --> 01:07:32,839 We had an argument. 858 01:07:33,007 --> 01:07:36,301 -I'm Ian, by the way. -George. 859 01:07:36,469 --> 01:07:38,386 I'm a friend of Roberto's. 860 01:07:38,554 --> 01:07:41,973 -Who's Roberto? -Well, this is his party, l think. 861 01:07:42,141 --> 01:07:43,475 Oh, right. 862 01:07:44,560 --> 01:07:46,811 I don't know anybody here. 863 01:07:46,979 --> 01:07:50,398 Well, that's Roberto over there. He's the one dancing. 864 01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:52,859 And the tall, cute one serving the drinks... 865 01:07:53,027 --> 01:07:55,779 ...that's Ted, his boyfriend. 866 01:07:55,946 --> 01:07:59,074 They're both cops. Can you believe that? 867 01:07:59,241 --> 01:08:02,410 -Really? Gay cops. -Yeah, we call them the policewomen. 868 01:08:03,245 --> 01:08:07,123 No, it's terrible, really. But actually, they're very, very nice guys. 869 01:08:08,292 --> 01:08:09,584 So where are you from? 870 01:08:09,752 --> 01:08:12,128 Corsham originally. Sussex. 871 01:08:12,296 --> 01:08:14,297 I'm a South London boy. 872 01:08:14,465 --> 01:08:16,591 I came here when I was very young. 873 01:08:17,676 --> 01:08:21,679 On my way to dinner, my friend said, "Let's stop by this party first." 874 01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:23,973 And I said, "Sure," and now he's gone... 875 01:08:24,141 --> 01:08:27,102 ...and, well, here l am. 876 01:08:27,269 --> 01:08:29,187 You must be hungry. 877 01:08:29,355 --> 01:08:32,857 You were going out to dinner, then you came here and now he's gone. 878 01:08:33,025 --> 01:08:35,443 -You must be hungry. -I'm starving. You? 879 01:08:36,904 --> 01:08:38,696 Should we go eat? 880 01:08:38,864 --> 01:08:40,949 -Right now? -Yeah. 881 01:08:41,117 --> 01:08:43,451 I don't have to stay here. Do you? 882 01:08:43,619 --> 01:08:45,495 Well, I.... 883 01:08:46,831 --> 01:08:49,582 I'm sorry. You don't even know me. 884 01:08:49,750 --> 01:08:52,127 It's just that I hate to eat alone. Don't you? 885 01:08:52,294 --> 01:08:56,714 Well, no. On the contrary, I'm never bored with my own company. 886 01:08:56,882 --> 01:09:00,343 It's other people who drive me crazy sometimes. 887 01:09:00,511 --> 01:09:02,887 Oh, no, no, don't get me wrong. I love people. 888 01:09:03,055 --> 01:09:05,265 It's just I'm not very good with crowds. 889 01:09:05,432 --> 01:09:09,102 I'd rather meet people one on one than stand around... 890 01:09:09,270 --> 01:09:11,980 ...with a glass of wine and a silly grin on my face. 891 01:09:12,148 --> 01:09:13,898 I know what you mean. 892 01:09:15,901 --> 01:09:18,486 Are you waiting for someone in particular? 893 01:09:18,654 --> 01:09:22,490 Well, it's not that kind of romantic situation. 894 01:09:23,075 --> 01:09:25,034 So, what are you waiting for? 895 01:09:27,037 --> 01:09:29,539 I'm waiting for the orchestra to stop playing... 896 01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:31,666 ...and for the curtain to fall. 897 01:09:33,294 --> 01:09:36,045 -Are you high? -No. 898 01:09:36,213 --> 01:09:40,550 No, actually, before I started talking to you, I was about to fall asleep. 899 01:09:40,718 --> 01:09:43,219 This is not the best place to sleep. 900 01:09:43,387 --> 01:09:45,805 And yet you're sitting on my bed. 901 01:09:48,100 --> 01:09:49,726 You're homeless? 902 01:09:51,312 --> 01:09:52,770 Yes. 903 01:09:56,358 --> 01:09:57,692 It's a long story. 904 01:09:59,737 --> 01:10:03,865 It starts with me marrying my partner of 39 years... 905 01:10:04,033 --> 01:10:05,617 ...and then... 906 01:10:06,410 --> 01:10:09,621 ...getting fired from my job, and now... 907 01:10:10,831 --> 01:10:14,375 ...looking for an apartment that we can afford. 908 01:10:15,878 --> 01:10:18,004 I won't bore you with all the details. 909 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,299 Well, I happen to have in my pocket... 910 01:10:21,467 --> 01:10:24,844 ...the key to a rent-controlled apartment in the West Village... 911 01:10:25,012 --> 01:10:27,138 ...soon to be vacated. 912 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,227 It's a long story. 913 01:10:34,563 --> 01:10:36,189 Shall we go eat? 914 01:10:37,524 --> 01:10:40,151 My uncle moved in here in the '70s. 915 01:10:40,319 --> 01:10:44,739 So after he went back to England, I got the lease from him. 916 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:49,994 That was about eight years ago. 917 01:10:50,162 --> 01:10:52,538 I've been very happy here. I love this place. 918 01:10:52,706 --> 01:10:55,541 -So why are you moving? -Because of work. 919 01:10:55,709 --> 01:10:56,960 I got offered a job... 920 01:10:57,127 --> 01:10:59,462 ...at the Anthropology Museum in Mexico City. 921 01:10:59,630 --> 01:11:02,507 -Oh, that's an amazing place. Yeah. -You've been there? 922 01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:07,303 So you know it doesn't get much better than that for an archeologist. 923 01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:10,056 Would you like something to drink? 924 01:11:10,224 --> 01:11:12,600 Some water. Thank you. 925 01:11:16,230 --> 01:11:18,064 Is that the guy? 926 01:11:18,899 --> 01:11:21,109 Yeah. John. 927 01:11:22,569 --> 01:11:24,737 We've been going out for about a year. 928 01:11:24,905 --> 01:11:27,699 I told him about Mexico tonight and he wasn't happy. 929 01:11:27,866 --> 01:11:29,701 You're a heartbreaker. 930 01:11:29,868 --> 01:11:32,036 On the contrary. 931 01:11:32,204 --> 01:11:33,955 When I first met him... 932 01:11:34,123 --> 01:11:37,667 ...I was so in love, I didn't want to leave his side. 933 01:11:37,835 --> 01:11:40,795 So I think I scared him off a little. 934 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:43,172 He never wanted to commit, really. 935 01:11:43,340 --> 01:11:45,550 Kept pushing me away. 936 01:11:45,718 --> 01:11:49,012 It's no coincidence that I interviewed for this job in Mexico. 937 01:11:49,722 --> 01:11:54,851 Now he finds out that l'm leaving and decides that I'm the man of his dreams. 938 01:11:56,020 --> 01:12:00,148 It's so typical and so disappointing, frankly. 939 01:12:02,776 --> 01:12:05,820 -Do you know how much I pay here? -No idea. 940 01:12:05,988 --> 01:12:07,780 I'm even embarrassed to say. 941 01:12:07,948 --> 01:12:09,782 Fourteen hundred. 942 01:12:09,950 --> 01:12:14,329 They can't raise the rent too much. It's controlled by the city. 943 01:12:15,956 --> 01:12:17,874 Bless this city. 944 01:14:06,900 --> 01:14:10,153 -What did you think of the Wieniawski? -Not bad. 945 01:14:10,320 --> 01:14:12,697 -I thought she milked it a bit. -You think so? 946 01:14:12,865 --> 01:14:16,617 Well, when the piece is that romantic, there's no need to embellish. 947 01:14:18,537 --> 01:14:20,163 I don't know. I loved it. 948 01:14:20,330 --> 01:14:22,999 I kept thinking about him and his beloved lsabella. 949 01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:24,625 But that's not true. 950 01:14:24,793 --> 01:14:28,671 That whole, "He composed it to convince her parents to let him marry her." 951 01:14:28,839 --> 01:14:31,674 -It's a myth. -I'm not like you. 952 01:14:31,842 --> 01:14:34,635 I prefer a little embellishment. 953 01:14:40,100 --> 01:14:42,518 -Finally. -I'm sorry. Sorry. 954 01:14:42,686 --> 01:14:45,146 You guys look very thirsty. What can l get you? 955 01:14:45,314 --> 01:14:46,731 Scotch on the rocks for me. 956 01:14:46,899 --> 01:14:51,027 Vodka and tonic, half a lime, no ice, for the gentleman here. 957 01:14:51,195 --> 01:14:53,029 Busy tonight? 958 01:14:53,197 --> 01:14:54,822 It's Friday night. 959 01:14:54,990 --> 01:14:58,409 -The kids have taken our spot. -Good for them. 960 01:14:58,577 --> 01:15:01,954 -You guys new in the neighborhood? -Are you kidding? 961 01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:04,874 There was a famous "sip in" right here in this bar... 962 01:15:05,042 --> 01:15:07,543 ...to challenge the New York State regulation... 963 01:15:07,711 --> 01:15:11,297 ...that prohibited bars from serving homosexuals. 964 01:15:11,465 --> 01:15:13,799 We have a clipping from The New York Times. 965 01:15:13,967 --> 01:15:15,593 1 966. 966 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:19,639 Me and four other guys, we came in here accompanied by five reporters. 967 01:15:19,806 --> 01:15:23,059 When denied service, we denounced the state liquor authority. 968 01:15:23,227 --> 01:15:25,144 Oh, my God. You're that guy? 969 01:15:25,312 --> 01:15:27,897 Yeah, I was one of the guys. 970 01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:30,483 Well, this round's on me, fellas. 971 01:15:34,029 --> 01:15:36,405 -You are such a liar. -What? 972 01:15:37,407 --> 01:15:40,326 -Anything for a free drink. -Well, I knew the real guy. 973 01:15:40,494 --> 01:15:42,954 -Who, Frank? -Yeah. That was his claim to fame. 974 01:15:43,121 --> 01:15:46,332 -I thought it was something different. -Well, that too. 975 01:15:52,214 --> 01:15:54,173 Yeah, God bless him. 976 01:15:55,842 --> 01:15:58,469 -Here's to Frank's memory. -Frank. 977 01:15:58,637 --> 01:16:01,472 -And to lvan. -Who's Ivan? 978 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:04,183 The angel from Sussex who got our apartment. 979 01:16:04,351 --> 01:16:05,643 -Ian. -Yeah. 980 01:16:05,811 --> 01:16:09,230 Ivan, Ian. lt doesn't matter. I drink to him. 981 01:16:10,023 --> 01:16:12,608 A handsome stranger. 982 01:16:14,278 --> 01:16:17,071 Do l detect a note ofjealousy in your voice? 983 01:16:17,239 --> 01:16:21,450 I have wondered what you've been doing with your free nights without me. 984 01:16:21,618 --> 01:16:23,786 That's not for me, Ben. 985 01:16:24,329 --> 01:16:25,913 You know that. 986 01:16:26,456 --> 01:16:28,291 For all these years? 987 01:16:28,458 --> 01:16:29,959 For all these years. 988 01:16:30,127 --> 01:16:31,919 Amazing. 989 01:16:34,590 --> 01:16:37,717 I'm sorry I can't say the same to you, George. 990 01:16:38,927 --> 01:16:41,596 But at least I've always been honest with you. 991 01:16:43,098 --> 01:16:46,434 Sometimes I think ignorance might be a little better. 992 01:16:47,644 --> 01:16:49,729 I'm sorry, George. 993 01:16:50,647 --> 01:16:52,565 Mind you, come to think of it... 994 01:16:52,733 --> 01:16:55,860 ...there are things that you couldn't have hidden anyway. 995 01:16:56,028 --> 01:16:58,321 -Like what? -Like when you got crabs. 996 01:16:58,488 --> 01:16:59,739 Thanks for reminding me. 997 01:16:59,906 --> 01:17:02,283 Or that guy in Rio who gave you the black eye. 998 01:17:02,451 --> 01:17:04,910 That crazy motherfucker was trying to rob me! 999 01:17:08,540 --> 01:17:10,374 To all the crazy motherfuckers. 1000 01:17:10,542 --> 01:17:12,501 All the crazy motherfuckers. 1001 01:17:31,772 --> 01:17:34,065 -George. -What? 1002 01:17:36,109 --> 01:17:41,572 Remember we used to go to Castelli and Mary Boone... 1003 01:17:41,740 --> 01:17:44,367 ...and you would say... 1004 01:17:44,534 --> 01:17:48,454 ...one day we'll go there to see my one-man show? 1005 01:17:48,622 --> 01:17:50,122 And we will. 1006 01:17:50,290 --> 01:17:51,874 No, we won't, George. 1007 01:17:52,042 --> 01:17:53,751 How do you know? 1008 01:17:53,919 --> 01:17:58,464 Nowadays there's a new hot painter discovered every week. 1009 01:18:00,384 --> 01:18:02,927 Okay, maybe it'll happen, but not in my lifetime. 1010 01:18:03,095 --> 01:18:06,931 How do you know? It's all a matter of trends and tastes. 1011 01:18:07,099 --> 01:18:10,184 A curator will come along, look at one of your paintings... 1012 01:18:10,352 --> 01:18:12,645 ...and think this is the greatest thing. 1013 01:18:12,813 --> 01:18:17,024 But if it doesn't happen, I just would like to know... 1014 01:18:18,735 --> 01:18:22,196 -...is that disappointing to you? -Not at all. 1015 01:18:22,989 --> 01:18:26,492 And I say it because I think it's a real possibility. 1016 01:18:26,660 --> 01:18:30,746 I love your paintings, and frankly, I don't care what anybody else thinks. 1017 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,836 I guess l did make a couple of good ones, didn't l? 1018 01:18:50,892 --> 01:18:52,852 -Oh, that hurts. -Are you all right? 1019 01:18:53,019 --> 01:18:56,063 -Careful of my arm. -I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 1020 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:59,191 I had a wonderful time. 1021 01:18:59,359 --> 01:19:00,693 Me too. 1022 01:19:11,246 --> 01:19:14,039 -Good night. -Good night, Georgie. 1023 01:20:29,115 --> 01:20:30,491 George. 1024 01:20:30,659 --> 01:20:32,409 -Joey. -Hi. 1025 01:20:32,577 --> 01:20:35,287 -I didn't see you there. -I was just waiting. 1026 01:20:36,623 --> 01:20:38,833 -Do you wanna come up? -Yeah, sure. 1027 01:20:48,468 --> 01:20:50,469 -Here. -Thank you. 1028 01:20:54,933 --> 01:20:58,227 -This place is so nice. -Yes, thanks. 1029 01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:00,604 I got lucky. 1030 01:21:14,953 --> 01:21:16,370 Uncle George, l'm.... 1031 01:21:17,497 --> 01:21:21,041 I'm sorry that I didn't go to the service. 1032 01:21:21,209 --> 01:21:22,710 The service? 1033 01:21:23,461 --> 01:21:25,421 Uncle Ben's service. 1034 01:21:27,674 --> 01:21:30,050 You know, funerals can be strange. 1035 01:21:31,344 --> 01:21:33,429 Especially for people your age. 1036 01:21:36,850 --> 01:21:41,061 I wanted to remember Uncle Ben how l remember him now. 1037 01:21:41,229 --> 01:21:43,772 And I'd never been to a funeral before... 1038 01:21:43,940 --> 01:21:46,233 ...and I was afraid that if I went to his... 1039 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:50,321 ...that's how l would remember him whenever I thought about him. 1040 01:21:52,073 --> 01:21:54,408 That makes a lot of sense to me, Joey. 1041 01:21:56,786 --> 01:22:01,123 But l hope you didn't come all this way just because you felt guilty about it. 1042 01:22:01,291 --> 01:22:03,918 Oh, no, actually, no. l... 1043 01:22:05,003 --> 01:22:09,006 ...actually came to give you something. 1044 01:22:32,113 --> 01:22:33,614 That's nice. 1045 01:22:36,701 --> 01:22:38,494 That's very nice. 1046 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:42,748 I picked it up from the top of the stairs... 1047 01:22:42,916 --> 01:22:46,293 ...the day that Uncle Ben had his accident. 1048 01:22:46,461 --> 01:22:48,545 Everything came down... 1049 01:22:49,506 --> 01:22:52,341 ...including Uncle Ben, as you know. 1050 01:22:52,968 --> 01:22:56,595 But the painting was okay. 1051 01:22:57,764 --> 01:22:59,139 Yeah. 1052 01:22:59,307 --> 01:23:01,475 You know, I think he.... 1053 01:23:04,604 --> 01:23:07,940 I think he saved it mid-fall somehow. 1054 01:23:09,901 --> 01:23:12,319 His paintings meant everything to him. 1055 01:23:22,747 --> 01:23:27,001 Is this--? Is this the view from your roof? 1056 01:23:27,168 --> 01:23:29,253 Yeah, that's west. 1057 01:23:30,505 --> 01:23:33,841 -Is this you in it? I didn't think so. -No. 1058 01:23:34,009 --> 01:23:35,843 That's my friend Vlad. 1059 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:39,555 He used to come over a lot when Uncle Ben was living with us. 1060 01:23:39,723 --> 01:23:43,308 Are you sure you don't want this? It'd be a great memento. 1061 01:23:43,476 --> 01:23:45,936 Oh, no. No, you keep it. 1062 01:23:46,104 --> 01:23:48,439 It's his last painting. 1063 01:23:48,606 --> 01:23:50,315 And it's unfinished. 1064 01:23:50,483 --> 01:23:52,735 If you look over here... 1065 01:23:52,902 --> 01:23:56,447 ...you can always imagine what he would have done with the colors. 1066 01:23:58,575 --> 01:24:00,325 It's very nice. 1067 01:24:02,829 --> 01:24:06,123 I'm.... I'm gonna find a hammer... 1068 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:09,209 ...and you can help me hang it up on the wall. 1069 01:24:09,377 --> 01:24:11,045 Yeah, sure. 1070 01:24:28,480 --> 01:24:30,147 You can go.