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Louis! Louis!
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Alright, let's start.
Please, sit down.
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Okay, yes, sit down,
we just started.
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There is no opening.
Fuck. Let's start.
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Let's start.
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Sit in your chair.
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Take a beer and everyone
please, sit down.
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Turn off the lights.
Let's start.
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Let's start the show.
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It's no use
making noise.
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I will announce the
thing you have heard.
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Please turn off your cellphone.
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You may take a picture but
turn off the flash.
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That's stupid, because it's not...
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You know when you watch
World Series and there are...
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flash lights up
Yankees Stadium.
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Matikan lampu kilatnya.
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Don't shout during the show. If
you want to say to me...
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This is the rule.
We will write it
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And go to the lobby
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And then go home and
kill yourself.
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Because, it's selfish.
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It's rhetorical appearance.
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It has nothing to do with you.
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Don't send messages or Twitter during
the show. Live life.
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Don't keep telling people
what you're doing.
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This is also because...
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Because...
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The mobile screen explains your stupid
face. Really.
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I see a beautiful sea of darkness
and then there is one person.
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So don't do it.
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What else?
There is no Jew, I think
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mereka sudah mengatakan
itu sebelumnya.
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They say I have to say that.
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Jews are not allowed.
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If you are Jewish
this is a good time to go.
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If You see someone faced
Jews please call an officer
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And they will...
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Sir, come on. Come on Come on.
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Yes, let's start.
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But, I'm very happy
You're here.
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This is a pretty big crowd.
This is a big place.
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There are around 2500 people
here, and...
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many people.
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Pretty much to be
sample population.
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2500 people enough to say
that you will all experience...
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There are enough people
on here to say that in.
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Two months at least
one of you will die.
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I just said it. I think
might be accurate to say.
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That of every 2500 people.
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Some of you don't live
until Christmas, unfortunately.
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There will be...
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At least one of
you are here tonight.
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Will damage the family Christmas.
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With a cruel death
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And I don't know
who it is, I'm sorry.
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I don't know, no
anyone knows...
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Some people, they want you to do
something when they die with...
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"I want you to take
my ashes and sprinkle..."
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Fuck, I won't
do that nonsense.
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You are dead.
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I will not carry out the task
for your sake after you die.
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You are not important anymore.
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Some people try to do something noble
with their bodies.
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They try to make their bodies
useful after they die,
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What I think is an idea
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You only borrow your body.
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All are only loans.
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If your body is beneficial
after you use it.
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You have to pass it on.
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That's what I really believe.
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I mean, I won't
do it, because.
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I I don't want... eew... this is mine.
I don't want...
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I have a lot of confidence
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And I don't embrace anything.
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That's how I am.
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They're just my beliefs.
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I just want to believe it.
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I like that part.
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They are my little beliefs. They
make me proud of myself.
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But if they deter me
from the things I want.
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Or I want to masturbate or
something, I will do it anyway.
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But...
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But some people consider...
My grandmother, uh, my grandmother.
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He... uh, for ordinary people...
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My grandmother,
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He donated his body to
medical school
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for checked and disected,
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That's a good idea.
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But you know his family...
his family...
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That's human.
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That's my grandmother. He used
to wear glasses and say lots of things.
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And now he's shaved bald
on a metal table.
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With a drunken medical student
trying to dig the pancreas.
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And he gets "F".
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Imagine being a body where
a student gets an "F" because of you.
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It looks like the teacher,
" No, idiot. "
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And he wrote" F "on his breasts
with a knife and.
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Throwed it into
over the stack of body" F ".
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So, I don't care about him.
Louis! Shut up, idiot.
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Shut your mouth.
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Didn't you hear me before?
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Okay, so what should I do
with the body I. I will die
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And I have to tell people
what to do with my body.
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I have an idea of what
to do with the body I
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that will benefit the world.
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No one has started yet.
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Tapi saya akan memulainya,
dimulai dengan tubuh saya.
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That is, that is where
where you can go
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And with the corpse
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And you can do
whatever you want.
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And...
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The point is this
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there are people out there
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Who has sexual urges
and they cannot control it
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/ p>
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so they go and they
disturb the living person.
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And with this you can
exit the system.
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This is an agreement. You enter
in the room. No one.
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You are given 90 minutes. Do
whatever you want, whatever it is.
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CHAPTER in my mouth.
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You want...
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Put my big toe in your vagina
Piss on my face.
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Whatever you have to do.
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Whatever your heart desires.
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I want to be Willy Wonka
for perverts.
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You can come to my back
and pretend that I is your father.
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I'm dead, I don't mind.
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Sexual deviation is a problem.
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You can't stop it.
People have to
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do what
they have to do.
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This country is quite distorted.
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We have to masturbate for everything.
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There is no sex and others.
Sex is in everything.
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You watch the news and
a woman tells you,
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"And in Libya..."
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Yes, tell me about Libya.
Tell me about Libya.
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Say "Libya" again.
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Come on, say on the TV screen,
on my flatscreen.
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Come on, say "Libya" again.
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Maybe someone
"In Libya..." or whatever.
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Why does all
become so sexual?
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And music, every musician < br /> interesting.
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Isn't that a strange coincidence.
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That everyone who can play music
looks interesting?
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I think I'll there is one ugly
man who is good at playing guitar.
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But damn zero.
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And there are teen pop idols
who are children.
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And on TV they do...
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They are children
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And "Folks" masturbate for them.
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"Folks." < br /> Only "Folks" are masturbating.
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Well, "folks" masturbates
for girls on TV.
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Some of them are really young. < br /> I don't know the name.
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I have no knowledge
anymore.
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I'm too old.
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When thinking about teen idols,
I think of Britney Spears.
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Because she's my age now.
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That's how long.
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She's stuck with me.
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When I was 35, he was 18.
And now we're both 44 years old.
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So that's all I know about
teen idol.
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One day I thought,
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What if there is a baby born
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And there have been many babies
messed up, all kinds of babies born .
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There are babies with faces
who attach
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to dogs or whatever,
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Babies with three legs,
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With your hands attached.
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There.
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Chinese babies.
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That's...
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Okay, that's...
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That's the worst thing I've ever said.
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I think I finally said.
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The worst thing I've ever said.
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It's really terrible.
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And it feels good.
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It's nice to know
the side of your soul.
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There is comfort in knowing.
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That I only say
the worst thing
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I have ever said
for the rest of my life.
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This is fun.
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Alright.
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I'm not a good person.
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No.
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I wish I was a man good.
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I like the idea of being a
good person.
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Sometimes I have the opportunity
to be.
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Good people and then I didn't
do it.
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One time I was on a plane and
I was up in the first class,
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Because I was special.
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I went up first class. Who cares?
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That's how it is.
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Saya tidak... saya tidak seperti Anda.
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No. No.
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Everything you do, I
do a better version.
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And...
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At least this is only for < a year or more, believe me.
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This won't last long.
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I've done it about eight
months. I have spent a year
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and then I returned
to be like you.
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But for now, this is pretty good.
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I'm in the classroom first and
first class is much better.
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Much better.
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You get a bigger chair.
You get food.
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But also, you can sit first.
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You can sit before
other people.
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They take you and you stay
sit there with champagne
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And watch a single mother who,
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Sweats,
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Sad, while carrying
a stroller and child.
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"Looks heavy and nobody
helps you. Boring."
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And you can just...
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Anyway, I'm on a plane.
I'm in the first class
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And this soldier got on the plane.
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I saw the army going up
planes all the time.
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Because that's how they
get to the battlefield.
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They fly using luxury airlines.
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You think they go
cool green planes with red lights.
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"Go! Go! Go!"
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No, they go to Delta.
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And they are just.
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Waiting in line
to go to war.
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And they are flying coaches.
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I've never seen a soldier in
First class.
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He could be a colonel,
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He is among two people
fat.
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And they are always good.
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I have never seen
a soldier going up
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plane... "Hey, I
in the Army."
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"Fuck. I have a gun."
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They always, "Oh, sir.
Thank you very much, ma'am.
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It feels like having
extra flight attendants. They
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help people
put the items above.
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They are awesome.
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And every time I see
soldiers on a plane, I always think,
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You know what,
I have to give my seat.
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This is the right thing to do.
Will.
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It's easy to do and
means a lot to him.
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I can approach him, "Hey, kid."
I called him, "Son."
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"Hey, son , let's use
my chair. "
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Because I was in the first class, why,
for being a professional bastard.
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I was in the first class because I talked
about babies with big dicks.
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That's the reason I went up to the first class.
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This person gave his life to
the country, according to him, so he had to sit down...
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But that was good enough.
That's good enough,
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The fact that he thinks so.
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I'm serious.
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Everyone in his life system
tells.
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That great thing
to do that and he did it.
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And it was scary but he did it.
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And he sat on this annoying chair
and I have to exchange with him.
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I never did it.
Let me confirm.
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I never did it though.
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I have so much opportunity.
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I never even really,
approached it.
258
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:39,290
And this is the worst part.
259
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I still enjoy fantasy
260
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for myself to enjoy it.
261
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I'm really proud of myself
262
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for having that thought.
263
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I'm proud.
264
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,700
Ah, I sweet man.
265
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I am so good.
266
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:05,300
Thinking about it and then
really never did it.
267
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,490
At least you should be good
to people...
268
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,445
Only by giving
happy expressions
269
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to the person you
see in your life.
270
00:16:16,200 --> 00:16:18,090
I didn't do it either.
271
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,490
Because when I entered
the elevator in my building...
272
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:23,500
That was my first contact
with humans after.
273
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,600
Being at home and dirty
fun for hours.
274
00:16:27,800 --> 00:16:31,120
Then I got out of the elevator and
there was always a man both in the elevator.
275
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:32,990
And I hate that.
276
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,990
I was really angry when people
say good things to me.
277
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,390
That's not a good encouragement.
278
00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,390
I entered the elevator and
always this person...
279
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:43,090
He sticking his face
right in the head.
280
00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:46,100
"Hi!" He floats it
like a big balloon.
281
00:16:47,400 --> 00:16:49,000
"Hey, how are you?"
282
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,090
I'm angry.
283
00:16:52,100 --> 00:16:54,590
I get a strange urge to the point
/> I want to orgasm on his face.
284
00:16:54,600 --> 00:16:55,990
I don't know why that is,
285
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,990
But that's what I think.
286
00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,500
I wish I could orgasm
without a square,
287
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Like defense
squid or skunk.
288
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,500
Not sexually. I mean aggressive.
289
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:12,290
"Hi!"
290
00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:15,190
"Astaga, bung."
291
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:18,200
"You orgasm in my eyes."
292
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,100
I just want to go downstairs.
I don't want to talk.
293
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:31,300
Alright, this is a little outward
rails. I don't remember what I want.
294
00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:33,990
Say.
295
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:37,000
I want to be a better person.
296
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:40,290
I want it.
297
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:42,290
I want to be a better person.
298
00:17:42,300 --> 00:17:44,690
And I think I'm becoming a personal
worse.
299
00:17:44,700 --> 00:17:46,990
Because when you get older
you start to find out...
300
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:49,390
Let me give an example.
301
00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:51,390
I rented a car a few
last week, in Los Angeles.
302
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,190
I took the car for a few days
303
00:17:53,200 --> 00:17:56,690
And then when I go home I have to
put the car in the rental place.
304
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,700
You have to go to the rental
far from the airport,
305
00:17:59,800 --> 00:18:01,990
Give the car,
the distance so far.
306
00:18:02,000 --> 00:18:04,990
You have to take the bus and then
go to the terminal and check in.
307
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:07,790
I'm late and I'm worried
will miss my flight.
308
00:18:07,800 --> 00:18:10,090
So I'm know I don't have time
to do that.
309
00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:12,790
So I... I've never done
this before... I drove my car.
310
00:18:12,800 --> 00:18:15,800
Right towards the terminal
and leave it there.
311
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:20,700
Then I got on the plane.
312
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:24,000
After I got on the plane and had
the moment I called Hertz and I said,
313
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:27,200
Hey, listen, your car is parked
in front of terminal four.
314
00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:30,300
"And the key is still hanging.
That's where your car is."
315
00:18:31,300 --> 00:18:34,190
And that person said,
"You can't do that."
316
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:36,990
"You have to go back to
the location and then deliver..."
317
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:42,500
Well, I didn't do it,
and now I'm leaving California.
318
00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:46,700
So if you want that car, you need to
go to the terminal.
319
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,990
And he said,
"Awww, that's right."
320
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:53,000
"Well, fine. We'll take it."
321
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:56,300
And he... That's the end of it all
322
00:18:59,300 --> 00:19:02,300
And I realize I can
do this every time,
323
00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:06,390
Every time I rent a car.
324
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:09,090
Because of course they want to
You do all that nonsense.
325
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:12,100
But if not, they
still want the car back.
326
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,990
They will send people.
327
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,990
You can drive a car up to
you don't want it.
328
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:20,000
Get out of the car while the car
it moves and walks.
329
00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:23,200
No, I don't feel like being
in that car again.
330
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:28,300
Just call Hertz. Hi, your car
hovers to junction 28 and Broadway,
331
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:32,800
If you're interested.
Now that's your problem.
332
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:37,700
But look, this is
terrible realization.
333
00:19:37,800 --> 00:19:39,490
Because you have to act
in a way.
334
00:19:39,500 --> 00:19:42,500
That if everyone acts that way
everything will work perfectly.
335
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,600
You have to do it, because it can be messed up
if everyone is like that.
336
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:48,790
And most people don't care.
337
00:19:48,800 --> 00:19:50,490
Most people are very selfish.
338
00:19:50,500 --> 00:19:53,090
p> Most people don't
care what happens.
339
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,100
As long as they can
do their favorite things.
340
00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:59,800
People don't even want to back down
from things
341
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:03,090
They won't even do
their second favorite thing.
342
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,790
You've seen
someone in trouble,
343
00:20:04,800 --> 00:20:07,690
Like they are at the intersection
and they want to turn left,
344
00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:10,090
But they are on the right side...
on the right lane of the road.
345
00:20:10,100 --> 00:20:13,100
Because
346
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:16,190
So, there is this person.
He is in the right lane.
347
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:19,200
And there are lots of cars, like roads 6.
Lots of cars.
348
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,490
And he wants to turn left.
349
00:20:21,500 --> 00:20:23,590
So what does he do?
He keeps doing it.
350
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,290
He just needs to do it.
351
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:28,300
352
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,590
Through everyone's life.
353
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:32,090
Without...
354
00:20:32,100 --> 00:20:33,639
And everyone sounds
a horn and is angry
355
00:20:33,651 --> 00:20:35,100
and you always see
the person says,
356
00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:38,500
"I have to do it.
I have to do it."
357
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:42,700
"There is no other possibility."
358
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:48,290
"What else can I do, except
forward one block
359
00:20:48,300 --> 00:20:51,300
and then turn left and
takes four seconds. "
360
00:20:52,600 --> 00:20:55,600
" It's not my favorite
path, even so! "
361
00:20:56,400 --> 00:20:59,900
" That's just meet 99%
of my criteria. "
362
00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:06,800
But I'm selfish.
363
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,200
I want to be a better person,
because I have children.
364
00:21:10,400 --> 00:21:13,290
And I want to leave it to...
365
00:21:13,300 --> 00:21:16,190
Sometimes it's not clear what
the right thing to do.
366
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:19,200
One time I threw a candy wrapper
on the way.
367
00:21:19,700 --> 00:21:22,700
I didn't do it with, "Yes!"
368
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,090
I just...
369
00:21:24,100 --> 00:21:27,100
Yes, accept the garbage, walk.
370
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,800
I did it because I was trembling.
I want sweets.
371
00:21:38,300 --> 00:21:41,300
Anyway, I'm with friends
372
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,476
Who said to me, "You
throw garbage to. "
373
00:21:43,488 --> 00:21:45,600
Road. Don't you care about
in the environment?"
374
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:49,520
And I thought about it and I said, you
know what, this is not & apos; Environment & apos;.
375
00:21:50,300 --> 00:21:52,590
This is New York City.
376
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:54,790
This is not & apos; Environment & apos ;.
377
00:21:54,800 --> 00:21:57,290
This is where people live.
378
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:01,300
New York City is not an environment.
New York City is a giant garbage.
379
00:22:01,400 --> 00:22:06,400
This is giant garbage , after Mexico
City, the dirtiest garbage.
380
00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:08,890
In the world.
381
00:22:08,900 --> 00:22:11,900
Many wild cats, runny, smoky,
382
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:14,690
Smelly garbage.
383
00:22:14,700 --> 00:22:16,090
p>
384
00:22:16,100 --> 00:22:17,490
So if you have a piece of junk,
385
00:22:17,500 --> 00:22:20,090
What do you have to do
do with it?
386
00:22:20,100 --> 00:22:22,690
You have to throw it
on the garbage stack.
387
00:22:22,700 --> 00:22:25,090
Because if not, if you
put it in the trash container.
388
00:22:25,100 --> 00:22:27,590
Then it will be collected and
taken to disposal
389
00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:29,590
And the garbage comes out and
is dumped in the sea and.
390
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:32,600
Some dolphins wear it
as a hat on his face.
391
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:37,800
For ten years, a hat the
never dissolves, on his face.
392
00:22:38,700 --> 00:22:41,690
Ugh.
393
00:22:41,700 --> 00:22:44,700
Oh my God.
394
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:56,200
Everything we introduce.
395
00:22:56,300 --> 00:22:58,990
In the world it sucks...
396
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,590
I mean white people.
397
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:02,100
Because...
398
00:23:03,300 --> 00:23:06,500
I really think that people
white people come from other planets.
399
00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:09,900
Because when we come to
America, America is very beautiful.
400
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,890
Only Indians.
401
00:23:12,900 --> 00:23:14,790
And they are not even Indians.
402
00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:17,800
We call him accidentally.
403
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,000
And we still call them that.
404
00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:24,600
We know in a month
that they are not Indians.
405
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,090
But we don't care.
406
00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:31,100
We never fix it.
407
00:23:31,500 --> 00:23:33,190
We come here.
They say, "Hi."
408
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,890
And we say,
"Hey, you Indian, right? "
409
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:38,190
And they said," No. "
410
00:23:38,200 --> 00:23:40,190
" No, this is India, right? "
411
00:23:40,200 --> 00:23:43,190
" No, no. This is another place. "
412
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,390
" You are not Indian? "
413
00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:45,990
" No. "
414
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:49,000
" Ahh, you are Indian. "
415
00:23:51,700 --> 00:23:54,700
"You will be Indian for hundreds of years
the following year."
416
00:23:58,600 --> 00:24:00,490
We destroyed everything here.
It used to be...
417
00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:04,000
Only the coast
green, brown and beautiful.
418
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:07,490
And all humans walk around.
419
00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:10,290
With painted faces, walk around.
420
00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,390
And they say,
"Oh, this looks delicious."
421
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:14,390
And they eat from the ground.
422
00:24:14,400 --> 00:24:16,390
And then they sleep on the grass.
423
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,190
And they wake up
and they make love.
424
00:24:18,200 --> 00:24:21,200
And then they go swimming
and do a little dance.
425
00:24:21,300 --> 00:24:23,490
That's the activity on all continents, <
426
00:24:23,500 --> 00:24:26,500
427
00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:28,990
people just do that.
428
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:31,090
I mean there are people in
Mexico cut off the heads of children
429
00:24:31,100 --> 00:24:32,990
And rolled it on
stairs pyramid.
430
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,590
But that...
431
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:37,190
I mean...
432
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:38,590
That always happens.
433
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:41,600
You know...
434
00:24:45,500 --> 00:24:46,990
You can't do
many things about it.
435
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,690
But I think we came
from another planet
436
00:24:49,700 --> 00:24:51,390
And the reason is we
don't like it here.
437
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,990
Why, if we come from here,
438
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:56,000
If we are inhabitants of the Earth,
439
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,690
Why are we uncomfortable.
440
00:24:58,700 --> 00:25:01,290
On Earth, at all?
441
00:25:01,300 --> 00:25:03,790
And a nice angle and we
need it to stay cool
442
00:25:03,800 --> 00:25:07,100
And it's not too hot, just
a little dit-dit perfect.
443
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:11,390
Why not, when it's hot ,
why don't we...
444
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:12,590
"Yes, fuck it."
445
00:25:12,600 --> 00:25:15,600
Why aren't we so if
we are natives here?
446
00:25:16,600 --> 00:25:19,600
And that's weird because
people who are...
447
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,390
You know, there are
environmental lovers
448
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:26,400
And there are people who
environmental haters.
449
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,390
Angry people
to environmentalists.
450
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:31,990
Because they think they
slow down the economy
451
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,490
and create restrictions and many
of these people are Christians.
452
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:36,990
Many of these people
devout Christians
453
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,390
And that's confusing to me,
454
00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,400
That if you believe
Allah entrusts the earth,
455
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,790
That God created the earth for you,
456
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:49,400
Why don't you look after it?
457
00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,990
Why...
458
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,990
Why don't you think that when
he returns he won't say,
459
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:57,000
"What the hell are you doing?"
460
00:25:57,800 --> 00:26:01,400
"I gave this to you, bastard.
Are you crazy?"
461
00:26:02,300 --> 00:26:05,300
"Brown polar bear."
462
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:08,600
"What did you do to the polar bear?"
463
00:26:09,100 --> 00:26:12,100
"Did you BAB
on each polar bear?"
464
00:26:13,100 --> 00:26:15,012
"Who are you... who did this?
Who
465
00:26:15,024 --> 00:26:17,340
spilled this nonsense?
Who spilled this?"
466
00:26:17,600 --> 00:26:21,000
"Come here. Are you
spilling this? What is that?"
467
00:26:21,400 --> 00:26:24,400
"It's oil. It's just oil. I
don't mean to shed..."
468
00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:27,600
"So why did you
take it out of the ground?"
469
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:32,300
"Because I want to travel faster."
470
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:35,400
"I'm not fast enough."
471
00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:37,790
"And I'm cold."
472
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,990
"What do you mean, & apos; cold & apos;? "
473
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,000
" I gave everything you needed,
dirt base. "
474
00:26:44,500 --> 00:26:47,500
" Well, because of work, and I want to... "<
475
00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:52,700
"What is work? Explain to me,
what is work?"
476
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,390
"Well, you work somewhere
and people call.
477
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:59,480
When their game doesn't work
and you help them find out. "
478
00:27:00,900 --> 00:27:01,890
" What did you do that for? "
479
00:27:01,900 --> 00:27:02,490
" For money. "
480
00:27:02,500 --> 00:27:04,890
"What do you need money for?"
481
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:05,490
"Eat."
482
00:27:05,500 --> 00:27:08,490
"Eat plants."
483
00:27:08,500 --> 00:27:11,500
"I leave a lot
plants on the ground. "
484
00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:15,120
"Corn and wheat and more. Just do it,
make bread. What are you doing?"
485
00:27:16,100 --> 00:27:18,990
"Yeah, but it doesn't have,
the meat around it."
486
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:24,000
"And like... I like it when
there is meat on it."
487
00:27:29,300 --> 00:27:31,125
I saw someone do it
one day after.
488
00:27:31,137 --> 00:27:32,740
Eating them said, "Oh,
that..."
489
00:27:35,600 --> 00:27:38,600
And I began to wonder, what does
mean? What does this mean?
490
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:41,990
I think the meaning is that you
eat something so delicious
491
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:45,200
Which you then kiss
someone on the butt
492
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:49,000
And his butt explodes.
493
00:27:55,900 --> 00:27:58,090
That's good food.
494
00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,790
Nice sauce.
495
00:28:00,800 --> 00:28:01,490
"Is that good?"
496
00:28:01,500 --> 00:28:03,890
"Yes , let me show you. "
497
00:28:03,900 --> 00:28:06,900
" Damn. Let me taste a little. "
498
00:28:08,300 --> 00:28:11,300
It destroys my anus.
499
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,600
Anyway, I have kids and.
500
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:20,500
That's what I want to say.
501
00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:23,600
Having children is difficult
because it's boring.
502
00:28:26,300 --> 00:28:28,790
That's the hardest part
of having children.
503
00:28:28,800 --> 00:28:30,546
Ask any old
, what's the most
504
00:28:30,558 --> 00:28:32,120
difficult? Do keep
their health?
505
00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:34,090
Do ensure that
their education...
506
00:28:34,100 --> 00:28:37,100
No, is with them on the floor.
507
00:28:37,700 --> 00:28:40,590
When they become children.
508
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,890
This is just...
509
00:28:42,900 --> 00:28:45,900
They read Clifford si
Big Red Dog to you.
510
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:49,490
At level 50 per-page minutes.
511
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:51,290
And you have to sit there
512
00:28:51,300 --> 00:28:53,890
And be proud and bored.
513
00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,590
At the same time.
514
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,590
I hate Clifford the Big Red Dog.
515
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:00,890
I hate him.
516
00:29:00,900 --> 00:29:03,590
Ada 50 buku tentang
Clifford si Anjing Merah Besar.
517
00:29:03,600 --> 00:29:04,190
Fifty books.
518
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:06,390
There are seven books about Narnia
519
00:29:06,400 --> 00:29:09,090
Which include births
and the death of a nation
520
00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:11,990
And rats use swords
521
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,990
p>
522
00:29:15,000 --> 00:29:16,990
And a lion that is a god.
523
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,790
They do it in seven books.
524
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,690
Fifty books about
Clifford the Big Red Dog,
525
00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,290
And everything tells
the exact same story.
526
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:28,300
Look at how big this dog is.
527
00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:31,090
That's all.
528
00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:33,790
Look at how big this dog is.
529
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:36,800
It's in the whole book.
530
00:29:37,000 --> 00:29:40,000
This is how he was when he was
at the fire station.
531
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:43,400
This is how he was at Thanksgiving.
532
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:47,500
Who cares?
You only draw it bigger.
533
00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:51,600
Supposedly, "Look how big
I draw dogs in this book."
534
00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:55,290
"Isn't that a mistake?"
535
00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:56,790
There are no stories at all.
536
00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,726
You might even just draw it
closer to the page.
537
00:29:58,738 --> 00:30:01,098
I don't even know whether
you do it honestly.
538
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:03,690
Tell a story about Clifford.
539
00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:07,000
Something must happen, where is
maybe he stepped on the police
540
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:11,500
and destroyed his bones and
destroyed the community.
541
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:14,800
He survived for two
months and then die.
542
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:17,490
And there is a whole, you know,
543
00:30:17,500 --> 00:30:20,500
Funeral with bagpipes and
everyone crying.
544
00:30:21,100 --> 00:30:24,100
And Clifford gets a death sentence.
545
00:30:25,600 --> 00:30:28,600
There is a book about
the appeal process and how.
546
00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:32,000
He found Jesus but everyone
said it was nonsense.
547
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,600
The police wife shouted,
"I want the dog to die!"
548
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,858
And then he sat
in the chair and they
549
00:30:39,870 --> 00:30:41,700
shaved all the feathers
/> red and now he is
550
00:30:42,300 --> 00:30:45,300
being Clifford the Big Pink Dog.
551
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,120
Put him in the big cute
electric chair that was built by all the residents of the city.
552
00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,890
Having a child is boring.
You have to play child games.
553
00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:01,900
You have to play board games,
little boy board games where you...
554
00:31:02,700 --> 00:31:05,700
And then you do the dit-dit.
555
00:31:08,100 --> 00:31:11,100
You can get six, honey.
556
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,990
One.
557
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:16,790
Two.
558
00:31:16,800 --> 00:31:17,290
Three .
559
00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:20,300
Here. Put it right here. This...
560
00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:22,590
Daddy, I'm studying.
561
00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:24,520
I know. You will
grow stupid because.
562
00:31:24,532 --> 00:31:26,300
Aku bosan. Aku tidak bisa
menerimanya, sayang. Aku tidak bisa.
563
00:31:26,500 --> 00:31:27,990
I can't watch it.
564
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,000
I'm bored more than I love you.
I can't. I just...
565
00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:34,600
Come on.
566
00:31:36,500 --> 00:31:37,690
My girls are six
and nine years now.
567
00:31:37,700 --> 00:31:39,525
Actually it's an interesting age
because.
568
00:31:39,537 --> 00:31:41,257
They learn
do some cool things.
569
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:44,390
I play Monopoly with my children
. Really fun.
570
00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:46,990
My nine-year-old son,
he really can play Monopoly.
571
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:49,990
Six years old actually knows
rules of the game
572
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:53,000
But the emotional yet
is quite developed.
573
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,400
To handle losses
which is inevitable.
574
00:31:56,800 --> 00:31:58,990
In each match Monopoly.
575
00:31:59,000 --> 00:32:02,000
Because, Monopoly losses are bleak.
576
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:05,290
Weight.
577
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:08,300
Unlike when
you lose at Candyland.
578
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:12,000
Oh, you're stuck in fudgey,
honey. Alright.
579
00:32:13,000 --> 00:32:16,500
You are twirly-ohs that are gummy
and you can't win.
580
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:21,490
But when he lost in Monopoly, I
had to see his little face and said,
581
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:24,500
Okay, honey, here's what
is happening now, okay?
582
00:32:25,100 --> 00:32:28,100
All your properties,
everything you have,
583
00:32:28,500 --> 00:32:31,190
All your railroad lines, your home,
584
00:32:31,200 --> 00:32:32,990
All your money,
585
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,690
Is mine now.
586
00:32:35,700 --> 00:32:37,290
Give it to me.
587
00:32:37,300 --> 00:32:39,990
No, give it to me. Right.
588
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:43,000
No, no, you can't play
again, look, because.
589
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,090
Even though you gave me everything.
590
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:47,990
That's not even can
pay off your debt.
591
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
It doesn't even touch it, honey.
592
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:54,500
You are very bankrupt.
This is really bad.
593
00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:58,500
Everything you've
done all day,
594
00:32:58,900 --> 00:33:00,990
I'll take it now
595
00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:04,000
And I'll use it
to destroy your brother.
596
00:33:04,800 --> 00:33:07,800
I mean, I will ruin it.
597
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:11,200
For him there's only chaos
on the board now.
598
00:33:15,800 --> 00:33:17,290
If you have
children, you also have to.
599
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:19,690
Adapting to the parent-child culture.
600
00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:21,990
You must know parents
and other children.
601
00:33:22,000 --> 00:33:23,290
You have to get along with
other kids.
602
00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:25,090
Sometimes you even
don't know them.
603
00:33:25,100 --> 00:33:27,790
When I go to the park with
kids, I play with them.
604
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:29,290
I play with my children.
605
00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:30,790
Some people don't do that.
606
00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:32,198
They only bring
their children to park
607
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:33,800
so they don't need to
talk to them,
608
00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,000
And those kind of kids
want to join our game.
609
00:33:38,100 --> 00:33:40,490
I'll sit in the park
and play with my children
610
00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,290
Dan there's this woman on the bench.
She's holding the phone
611
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,990
And she's just staring at her phone.
612
00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,690
And her children say,
"Mommy, talk to me. "
613
00:33:46,700 --> 00:33:49,700
" Leave me alone. I'm
trying to cheat your father! Stop! "
614
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:54,190
And then the boy comes to us,
" Can I join the family You? "
615
00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,390
Creepy.
616
00:33:56,400 --> 00:33:59,560
One time I was in a swimming pool
with children, a public swimming pool.
617
00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:02,490
My child, who is six years old,
hanging on my arm like this.
618
00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:05,500
He is hanging, and
he is kicking. That was very fun.
619
00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:08,800
Dan kemudian dia terlepas dan
anak lain bergantungan.
620
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,790
Like a mouse. Let me go.
621
00:34:13,800 --> 00:34:14,990
"But I love you."
622
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:18,000
I don't know you, kid. Stop.
623
00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,400
I think the child is dead. I
don't know what happened.
624
00:34:36,900 --> 00:34:40,400
Some kids are in my child's class,
I like some of them.
625
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,088
Some of them are cool kids.
They come to.
626
00:34:42,100 --> 00:34:43,600
My house and they play with...
I like them.
627
00:34:43,700 --> 00:34:45,290
Other kids I don't like,
628
00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,090
Especially boys.
629
00:34:47,100 --> 00:34:50,300
Boys in my child's class, I
hate them. I hate boys.
630
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:54,000
Looks like I'm the opposite of pedophiles.
I hate...
631
00:34:57,600 --> 00:35:01,600
There is one child in my daughter's class
that's me hate,
632
00:35:03,000 --> 00:35:06,000
And it's really messed up because I
is 44
633
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:09,600
And I hate six-year-olds.
634
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:11,590
I mean, I hate him .
635
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:14,600
With adult hatred.
636
00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:18,000
I thought about him three times
since I came here.
637
00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:21,500
I really hate this child.
638
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,588
I will tell
you about him and me
639
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:30,100
must make a pseudonym
because he is a real child
640
00:35:30,300 --> 00:35:32,490
Who lives in this city, so I must.
641
00:35:32,500 --> 00:35:35,390
Make a name for
tell the story about him.
642
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,790
Just name it, Jezanthepuss.
643
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,300
Let's call him Jezanthepuss.
Jezanthepuss . Good.
644
00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:44,000
Okay.
645
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,790
She's in my daughter's class.
They're in first grade.
646
00:35:47,800 --> 00:35:51,100
When we take children to class,
There is a small procedure.
647
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:54,200
You take your child to school and
they bring their backpacks and jackets
648
00:35:54,600 --> 00:35:56,165
And they go to the cubby
and bring all of them and
649
00:35:56,177 --> 00:35:57,600
they put it in
in the cubby.
650
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:01,290
Then they take the
folder homework and lunchbox
651
00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:02,690
and throw it in the trash.
652
00:36:02,700 --> 00:36:04,390
That is their small responsibility.
653
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:06,690
You help them do it so
they are, blah blah blah.
654
00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:09,700
But, Jezanthepuss...
655
00:36:11,500 --> 00:36:14,500
When he came, he didn't do any of that nonsense.
656
00:36:15,300 --> 00:36:18,300
He just came in and let go of everything.
657
00:36:26,900 --> 00:36:29,900
And his mother, he was weak, mother of a jerk.
658
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:33,990
Picked everything up.
659
00:36:34,000 --> 00:36:36,090
I hate
660
00:36:36,100 --> 00:36:39,100
Because you hate parents who
are weak, when you become a parent.
661
00:36:39,500 --> 00:36:42,500
Because you raised
Hitler, bastard. Do your work!
662
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:45,990
Get in there.
663
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,000
If the parent group and class
are a platoon of soldiers,
664
00:36:49,500 --> 00:36:52,660
He is one of the people who we will
put soap in socks and...
665
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:57,690
We will frag the bitch when he sleeps.
666
00:36:57,700 --> 00:36:59,990
He will wash it tomorrow.
667
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:03,000
He won't succeed.
668
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:06,590
When Jezanthepuss puts his things down,
669
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:08,890
p>
670
00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:09,990
This bitch took it.
671
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,000
He just said,
672
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:16,990
"He just... I'll take..."
673
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:20,000
"I will take it... "
674
00:37:21,300 --> 00:37:23,507
" And then I'll put it
in the trash for him. "
675
00:37:23,519 --> 00:37:25,400
And he put it all
for his son, who freed
676
00:37:27,300 --> 00:37:30,300
He punched the other children.
677
00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:33,990
Because he was an annoying child,
horrible, and full of violence.
678
00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:36,190
One time I was at school,
679
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:38,390
And I take a break.
680
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,590
That's what you do, you know,
681
00:37:39,600 --> 00:37:41,190
If you are a good parent,
682
00:37:41,200 --> 00:37:42,390
Once a month or whatever.
683
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:43,990
And you stand there and
watch at rest.
684
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:47,000
You masturbate, whatever
you want to do.
685
00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:52,690
That's the worst thing.
That is the worst thing.
686
00:37:52,700 --> 00:37:55,290
Now that's the worst thing I've ever
said. Ok Okay.
687
00:37:55,300 --> 00:37:56,800
We will find it.
688
00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:04,400
I mean you can. This is a public school
no one cares.
689
00:38:04,700 --> 00:38:07,700
But, I haven't done it so far.
It's not that bad yet.
690
00:38:10,100 --> 00:38:12,490
Anyway, I watch the break
and rest is a trip.
691
00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:15,500
If you have never taken a break,
692
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,400
It's intense because
like the universe.
693
00:38:19,900 --> 00:38:21,990
You know if you watching the sea,
694
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:23,390
Waves on the beach for a long time,
695
00:38:23,400 --> 00:38:26,400
You begin to feel like you are
understanding how things work.
696
00:38:26,800 --> 00:38:30,300
That is resting, because
any chaotic natural energy.
697
00:38:30,800 --> 00:38:33,090
Represented at rest.
698
00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:37,600
There are children circling.
699
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:41,900
There is one child spazzing
with several children.
700
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,990
There is a binary system where two
children hold hands
701
00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:50,500
And they walk and clotheslining
every child from a certain height.
702
00:38:51,300 --> 00:38:54,300
They maintain uniform height
in playground.
703
00:38:58,200 --> 00:39:00,290
So I watch a break
704
00:39:00,300 --> 00:39:03,290
And I see Jezanthepuss.
705
00:39:03,300 --> 00:39:05,990
And he walks with this crime...
706
00:39:06,000 --> 00:39:08,690
Son this is like crime
who is stuck in time.
707
00:39:08,700 --> 00:39:09,790
He's like...
708
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:12,960
I always imagine him in a coat
gray fur with bones in it, <
709
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:17,000
And lots of rings from the
people he killed, and walked.
710
00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:23,500
And then I saw my daughter and
she stood there, alone.
711
00:39:23,600 --> 00:39:26,090
And there's Jezanthepuss and
I know he will approach him.
712
00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:29,100
It's like a thriller action film.
713
00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:35,200
And I thought, I have to go
there and protect it.
714
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:38,400
But then I thought,
let him do it first.
715
00:39:38,500 --> 00:39:40,490
Let him do something,
716
00:39:40,500 --> 00:39:43,500
Because I want a child
this in my life.
717
00:39:44,500 --> 00:39:47,500
I want a reason.
718
00:39:49,300 --> 00:39:52,300
I want an aerial photo of him
persecuting my family
719
00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:55,590
What I can bring to the UN
720
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:58,490
To be authorized to board
this little bastard.
721
00:39:58,500 --> 00:40:00,490
I want to...
722
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:02,990
I want to bring him
with a flight to Venezuela.
723
00:40:03,000 --> 00:40:06,000
With an envelope on the head
and duct tape and all that nonsense.
724
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,800
So, however, he approached him,
grabbed his arm, started playing it.
725
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,190
He said, "Ahhh!"
726
00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:19,490
I walk. I knocked on the kids.
727
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:21,390
I ran, grabbed him.
728
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:22,990
I looked at his little face and said,
729
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:26,000
Listen to me, Jezanthepuss.
730
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,290
If you have,
731
00:40:28,300 --> 00:40:30,790
Ever, in your life,
732
00:40:30,800 --> 00:40:31,590
Touch it again...
733
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,490
And when I do this I realize.
734
00:40:33,500 --> 00:40:36,290
This isn't cool.
735
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,890
This is really inappropriate.
736
00:40:38,900 --> 00:40:41,790
This is completely wrong.
737
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:44,800
This is outrageous.
738
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:45,990
Too mature.
739
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:49,700
As if he was a drug dealer in
my building that I ended up...
740
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,000
"It's over now, bastard or me
will cut you. I don't care. "
741
00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,390
And he...
742
00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,390
He starts crying with
sad.
743
00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:02,186
And I just, I < br /> really doing this,
744
00:41:02,198 --> 00:41:03,800
I walked away from him.
I left.
745
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:14,190
And then all the teachers...
Everyone gathered.
746
00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:16,090
Jezanthepuss, what's wrong?
747
00:41:16,100 --> 00:41:19,100
And he said...
748
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:22,090
And he can't articulate it.
749
00:41:22,100 --> 00:41:24,190
Because he doesn't get education.
750
00:41:24,200 --> 00:41:26,290
Fuck him.
751
00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,790
I'm there, Yes, you can
just complain about me bitch,
752
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:30,990
But you are too stupid now,
753
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:34,000
Which is your own fault,
754
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:37,400
You will become dirt in the future.
755
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,400
Oh, I would love to watch you
grow not to be anything, bastard.
756
00:41:43,300 --> 00:41:44,590
I will watch it.
757
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:47,600
I will make love to your mother
and don't call him again.
758
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:50,800
I will ruin his summer.
759
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,960
I will make love to your mother twice
and then never call her.
760
00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,990
I don't know your father because he ran away
from you, but I will find him.
761
00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:03,790
I will change myself to be gay and
I will make love to him.
762
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,590
I will make love...
I will suck his penis
763
00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,600
until he has to change
his whole life.
764
00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:11,031
And I will move to
somewhere with him in.
765
00:42:11,043 --> 00:42:13,000
Village for several months
and him...
766
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:15,990
Really going to break
the relationship with all his life
767
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,990
And start wearing
pants that are really tight.
768
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:19,190
And he will...
769
00:42:19,200 --> 00:42:22,200
And then I'll go to the place
change -You-aren't-gay.
770
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,390
And then I'll come back and say,
"What's wrong with you gay?"
771
00:42:24,400 --> 00:42:27,400
For him to feel bad,
for what has been done.
772
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:39,190
Tapi kau harus melindungi anak-anak
Anda, Anda tahu. Harus.
773
00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:42,200
You must protect your children.
774
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:47,400
You have to do it, man.
775
00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:51,100
Many people will talk.
776
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,896
Many people say
bullshit. "I
777
00:42:53,908 --> 00:42:55,290
will throw myself
onto the bus for the child..."
778
00:42:55,300 --> 00:42:57,790
Oh, yes, are you going to fuck the father of another child,
779
00:42:57,800 --> 00:43:00,800
And confuse him sexually,
and yourself during the process,
780
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,000
And use the homophobia that you
hate, towards others,
781
00:43:05,400 --> 00:43:08,400
Only because some children push your child
for a second?
782
00:43:10,300 --> 00:43:13,290
That's my daughter. I
have to do it, son.
783
00:43:13,300 --> 00:43:14,750
I have to suck dick.
That's a child
784
00:43:14,762 --> 00:43:16,580
my woman. I have to
do it for him.
785
00:43:19,300 --> 00:43:20,300
Alright.
786
00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:22,000
Alright.
787
00:43:23,000 --> 00:43:26,000
Alright, I hate that child.
That's my point.
788
00:43:26,500 --> 00:43:29,190
I think of my memories
because I have children now.
789
00:43:29,200 --> 00:43:31,390
And my children are at the age.
790
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,490
Where do I remember when
was still the same age
791
00:43:33,500 --> 00:43:34,990
I remember when I was six years old.
792
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,090
I remember when I was nine years old.
793
00:43:36,100 --> 00:43:38,590
And that was a big threshold
that children I've crossed,
794
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:40,290
Until I remember their age.
795
00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:43,620
Because when you raise kids,
you don't raise a child in front of you.
796
00:43:43,900 --> 00:43:46,390
You are raising an adult
in the future.
797
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,990
And I'm still very young.
798
00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,907
When they're still babies,
I'm not really
799
00:43:49,919 --> 00:43:51,720
connect with them
because they are babies.
800
00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:54,890
A baby won't remember what
801
00:43:54,900 --> 00:43:56,590
What happened to something.
802
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:59,390
If you have a baby, keep
live and enjoy yourself.
803
00:43:59,400 --> 00:44:02,400
But right, babies don't...
No problem.
804
00:44:02,500 --> 00:44:04,890
A baby doesn't remember anything.
805
00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,990
Like Etch A Sketch
do you shake every day.
806
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,890
Not really...
No problem.
807
00:44:09,900 --> 00:44:12,196
You look at your baby's face every day and say,
808
00:44:12,208 --> 00:44:14,390
"Fuck, baby." every day
and that doesn't matter.
809
00:44:14,400 --> 00:44:17,400
Hey, baby!
810
00:44:19,000 --> 00:44:20,490
You can do that every day
and that doesn't matter.
811
00:44:20,500 --> 00:44:23,500
I mean, they will grow up with
deep sadness.
812
00:44:23,600 --> 00:44:26,600
But they won't...
813
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:30,000
They won't
really remember why.
814
00:44:32,200 --> 00:44:35,200
And those memories are strange because memories
are distorted by you now
815
00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:38,990
And who you are when you experience it.
816
00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:40,790
I remember when I was first
start doing stand-up.
817
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,800
I live in Boston and there is one club
owned by a gay man.
818
00:44:45,100 --> 00:44:48,500
And my memory is that that person
always tries to fuck me.
819
00:44:49,400 --> 00:44:50,590
That's my memory.
820
00:44:50,600 --> 00:44:52,290
I took it for 20 years.
821
00:44:52,300 --> 00:44:55,300
There is a gay man who tried
screwing me all the time.
822
00:44:55,600 --> 00:44:57,410
And recently this I'm stuck
with an old friend from
823
00:44:57,422 --> 00:44:59,360
those days,
that I haven't met for years.
824
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,290
And we started talking about
people and he brought up gay men.
825
00:45:02,300 --> 00:45:04,990
And I said, "That person always
tried to fuck me."
826
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,490
And he said, "Really?"
827
00:45:06,500 --> 00:45:07,290
And I said, "Yes."
828
00:45:07,300 --> 00:45:08,990
And he said, "Really? Is he..."
829
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,159
"I mean, he wants
take you to his house or
830
00:45:11,171 --> 00:45:13,291
something and really
physically trying to... "
831
00:45:13,900 --> 00:45:15,928
" No, it's just that, you
know what I mean.
832
00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:17,940
He tried making love with
me all the time. "
833
00:45:18,300 --> 00:45:21,190
And he said," Well what did he
say... Did he encourage you... "
834
00:45:21,200 --> 00:45:23,890
And say those things all the time
and make you uncomfortable? "
835
00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:26,090
No, that's...
836
00:45:26,100 --> 00:45:29,100
And after we go through it,
837
00:45:29,200 --> 00:45:32,200
The real story,
there is a gay man.
838
00:45:33,300 --> 00:45:35,090
That's all.
839
00:45:35,100 --> 00:45:36,990
That's what really happened.
840
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:37,990
p>
841
00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,290
He's gay.
842
00:45:40,300 --> 00:45:43,300
I'm 19.
843
00:45:43,500 --> 00:45:46,500
And now, "He tried
making love to me all the time."
844
00:45:47,300 --> 00:45:49,490
I went through life with it.
845
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:51,690
How far do I
remember memories?
846
00:45:51,700 --> 00:45:53,490
And I remember my first memory.
847
00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:55,190
I was four years old.
848
00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,190
I stood at < br /> in front of the parent's house & apos;
849
00:45:58,200 --> 00:46:01,200
And I defecate in my pants.
850
00:46:01,300 --> 00:46:04,290
I defecate heavily,
851
00:46:04,300 --> 00:46:06,990
Dirt that is very painful. p>
852
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:08,709
And I'm halfway
through that shit.
853
00:46:08,721 --> 00:46:10,520
That is my first memory
, halfway...
854
00:46:10,600 --> 00:46:13,090
half-first shit, < br /> I don't remember that.
855
00:46:13,100 --> 00:46:16,100
Still in baby ether.
856
00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:20,500
This crap center is so broad.
857
00:46:21,100 --> 00:46:24,100
That I really came
online as a result.
858
00:46:25,100 --> 00:46:28,100
The anal pain that I experienced.
859
00:46:29,300 --> 00:46:32,290
This woke me up.
Yee-aahhh...
860
00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:35,300
To the stream
awareness that I am now alive.
861
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:42,200
That's how my life began.
That's me.
862
00:46:47,500 --> 00:46:49,990
Many memories I don't like.
863
00:46:50,000 --> 00:46:52,490
I don't like... Adolescence,
I hate that time.
864
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:54,590
I hate being a teenager,
865
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:57,090
And then I found a cure.
866
00:46:57,100 --> 00:46:59,890
And then that's all I care about.
867
00:46:59,900 --> 00:47:01,990
I don't know how I
will tell my children.
868
00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,190
How do you compete with that.
869
00:47:04,200 --> 00:47:07,200
How do you accept miserable people
without control over their lives
870
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:09,190
And tell them with a straight face,
871
00:47:09,200 --> 00:47:11,290
Uh, you can't treat.
872
00:47:11,300 --> 00:47:13,190
You can't do that, honey.
873
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,000
All drugs, are perfect solutions for
every problem you have now.
874
00:47:18,100 --> 00:47:21,100
How do you beat that?
875
00:47:21,400 --> 00:47:24,090
The medicine is so good.
876
00:47:24,100 --> 00:47:26,390
To the extent that they
destroy your life.
877
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:29,190
As good as that's medicine.
878
00:47:29,200 --> 00:47:32,200
I can't treat anymore
because I'm 44
879
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:35,390
And I can't be jazzed.
I can't make that happen.
880
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,390
If you are old 44 and you want
to be jazzed, you have to hurt your back.
881
00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:40,290
That's the only
choice you have.
882
00:47:40,300 --> 00:47:42,390
Back pain, or drinking Percoset.
883
00:47:42,400 --> 00:47:46,400
And then rent the caregiver and drink three at the restaurant.
884
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,090
Sad.
885
00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:52,100
I'm a little sleepy, woooo!
886
00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:58,700
I ever really can...
I hope I'm drunk.
887
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,500
I like romantic ideas
being drunk,
888
00:48:03,100 --> 00:48:06,100
With a shower all day.
889
00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:08,523
Everyone who loves me
always cries. "He"
890
00:48:08,535 --> 00:48:10,935
destroys itself. I
can't watch anymore. "
891
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,000
Shut up then.
892
00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:17,190
Muncul di sekolah anak-anak
ikut bermain.
893
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:20,200
"Show who you are, darling."
894
00:48:21,000 --> 00:48:24,000
I hope I can be that person.
895
00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:26,590
But I can't drink
because I'm tired.
896
00:48:26,600 --> 00:48:28,090
I go to sleep.
897
00:48:28,100 --> 00:48:31,100
I don't know how people
drink and then do a lot of things.
898
00:48:31,200 --> 00:48:34,190
When looking at movies or TV shows
where are there office person.
899
00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:36,290
Having a meeting and there
clinking Clink...
900
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:39,300
They drink on
during the day with their tie.
901
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:42,390
" Well, Senator, I hope
you play football with us
902
00:48:42,400 --> 00:48:45,290
in this construction agreement,
if you know what I'm saying. "
903
00:48:45,300 --> 00:48:48,300
" Yes, we'll see what
is given to me. "
904
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,290
How about the next scene
not everyone
905
00:48:51,300 --> 00:48:54,290
lying on the floor said," Oh, fuck ".
906
00:48:54,300 --> 00:48:57,300
"I can't believe I drank
whiskey during the day."
907
00:49:01,800 --> 00:49:05,040
I can't smoke marijuana because... It's
the same. I am too old for that.
908
00:49:05,300 --> 00:49:06,990
Sometimes young people come
to me after the show.
909
00:49:07,000 --> 00:49:08,490
"Hey, do you want to hang out."
910
00:49:08,500 --> 00:49:10,423
I said, Can
I get a portion
911
00:49:10,435 --> 00:49:12,500
I smoke smoking
alone, then, because.
912
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:16,000
I don't want to stand in the parking lot
with my 20s.
913
00:49:18,300 --> 00:49:20,790
The last time I blitzed I
was in Kansas City.
914
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:23,800
And I was jazed because I
in Kansas City. That sucks.
915
00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:26,790
So after the show,
916
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:28,990
The kids who worked at the club
said, "Do you want to smoke hug?"
917
00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:29,990
I answer, "Yes."
918
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:33,000
So, I stood in the parking lot
with these children,
919
00:49:33,200 --> 00:49:35,390
About 20 years old, and
we co-operate together.
920
00:49:35,400 --> 00:49:38,090
And I suck too much
because I don't know.
921
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:39,614
I don't know they
modified this blank
922
00:49:39,626 --> 00:49:40,990
talk like this
is a cancer drug.
923
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:46,000
I don't understand damn technology
which makes marijuana so strong.
924
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,090
Because when I was little you could
hang out together for a while.
925
00:49:49,100 --> 00:49:52,100
Now you suck twice and you're crazy.
926
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,790
This can't be done anymore.
927
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,500
And I suction too much
, like hits 1970 ,
928
00:50:00,100 --> 00:50:03,100
Jeans Jackets, hit Bad Company.
929
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:09,400
Here comes
Jesters, one, two, three.
930
00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:14,200
These are all parts of my fantasy.
931
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,290
And I said, "Yes".
932
00:50:17,300 --> 00:50:20,300
And even a child with a hole
933
00:50:21,000 --> 00:50:23,290
wood without ears.
934
00:50:23,300 --> 00:50:26,300
Absence of meat at
ears, with wood.
935
00:50:26,400 --> 00:50:29,400
I don't know what that is.
936
00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:30,990
Even he said,
937
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:34,000
"You have to be careful. That's too much
. That's very strong marijuana."
938
00:50:36,000 --> 00:50:38,790
Yes, I'm fine
939
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,290
"Walk with the devil."
940
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:44,300
And in ten seconds,
everything...
941
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:53,000
And I said, "Oh, damn. "
942
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:57,000
This is a trial now.
943
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:03,000
I won't feel
okay for a very long time.
944
00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:09,490
And everyone just stands up
and talk.
945
00:51:09,500 --> 00:51:10,890
And I hope,
946
00:51:10,900 --> 00:51:12,590
I really hope,
947
00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:15,600
That I look like this.
948
00:51:22,200 --> 00:51:24,190
But I pretty sure.
949
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:27,200
That I only scan insanely.
950
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:37,590
I really counted.
951
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,090
Look at him for five...
952
00:51:39,100 --> 00:51:39,790
Four...
953
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:40,490
Three...
954
00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,290
Two...
955
00:51:41,300 --> 00:51:42,290
One. Switch to it.
956
00:51:42,300 --> 00:51:43,290
Five...
957
00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:44,090
Four...
958
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:44,490
Three...
959
00:51:44,500 --> 00:51:46,290
Two. Scramble. Don't
look in the same direction.
960
00:51:46,300 --> 00:51:47,290
Five...
961
00:51:47,300 --> 00:51:47,690
Four...
962
00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,526
Three. Nod your head.
Look like you
963
00:51:49,538 --> 00:51:51,180
listen if you
nod your head.
964
00:51:57,400 --> 00:52:00,400
And at one point I realized,
I have to get out of here
965
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,600
Because the air hit my
arm with an odd number and they know.
966
00:52:04,600 --> 00:52:06,690
They really know.
967
00:52:06,700 --> 00:52:09,700
That I don't handle
the air that touches my arm now.
968
00:52:13,900 --> 00:52:16,590
Why did I do that with my hand.
That's strange.
969
00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:19,990
There's nothing standing like this.
Nothing stand like this.
970
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:22,590
Damn... No, that's also...
971
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:24,890
That's weird too. That's crazy.
972
00:52:27,000 --> 00:52:28,690
Damn.
973
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:30,090
Aku harus pergi.
974
00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:32,490
But I don't know how to go
, because I have a dilemma.
975
00:52:32,500 --> 00:52:35,500
We all stand on
perfect circles, facing each other.
976
00:52:36,100 --> 00:52:38,790
Dan I thought
would be crazy if I flipped...
977
00:52:38,800 --> 00:52:41,800
I am the one person
turning around now.
978
00:52:42,400 --> 00:52:45,400
What if I retreat like this
979
00:52:45,500 --> 00:52:48,500
And hope they fill up?
980
00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,390
And then I think,
no, say something.
981
00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:53,800
Say something hard to them
which smoothes the transition when You go.
982
00:52:54,900 --> 00:52:57,900
Okay, what should I say? Choose
sentence. Goodbye.
983
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,000
It's a nightmare. That's...
984
00:53:01,300 --> 00:53:02,890
Goodbye?
985
00:53:02,900 --> 00:53:05,790
That's not even... it's just sound.
986
00:53:05,800 --> 00:53:08,800
Finally I walked away and
I said, "I'm leaving!"
987
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,390
Saya tahu itu buruk.
988
00:53:13,400 --> 00:53:16,800
Because they all said, "Whoa.
Damn. Okay. All right. Whoa."
989
00:53:18,600 --> 00:53:21,600
I will never see those
again for life.
990
00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,400
And then I got in the car.
I forgot that I rented a car
991
00:53:25,700 --> 00:53:28,590
And I have to drive back to the hotel.
992
00:53:28,600 --> 00:53:31,600
And I drive on the road raya
Missouri.
993
00:53:32,000 --> 00:53:33,990
And at one point I realized,
994
00:53:34,000 --> 00:53:36,490
I thought it was around 25 minutes.
995
00:53:36,500 --> 00:53:39,500
Because I looked out the front window
mobil.
996
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:46,000
I just dealt
with bullshit directly in...
997
00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,490
Oh, damn it.
998
00:53:56,500 --> 00:53:58,390
There is a spectrum of responsibilities
here.
999
00:53:58,400 --> 00:54:01,400
I should have taken part in this.
1000
00:54:01,800 --> 00:54:04,800
Then at one point I remember
I was on the drive thru,
1001
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,990
Dan saya takut.
1002
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:10,000
Because there is a woman putting
her head out the window.
1003
00:54:13,200 --> 00:54:16,200
And she's crazy. He said, "Sir!"
1004
00:54:16,700 --> 00:54:18,090
"Sirrr!"
1005
00:54:18,100 --> 00:54:20,490
I kept saying,
I don't know. I don't know.
1006
00:54:20,500 --> 00:54:22,190
I don't know!
1007
00:54:22,200 --> 00:54:25,200
I closed the window.
I don't know.
1008
00:54:25,300 --> 00:54:28,300
Which part of the transaction am I... ?
1009
00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:31,890
Have I paid?
Did I order?
1010
00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:34,900
Am I sitting here for
40 minutes eating.
1011
00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:39,100
On window, and I eat
paper and more?
1012
00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:41,490
"Sirrr!"
1013
00:54:41,500 --> 00:54:43,490
And I said,
I don't know! I don't want that!
1014
00:54:43,500 --> 00:54:46,500
And I shot.
1015
00:54:51,400 --> 00:54:54,400
So I can't do that anymore.
1016
00:54:57,100 --> 00:54:58,990
But you are aging and there are some
things that can't be done anymore.
1017
00:54:59,000 --> 00:55:00,490
Some things that
don't want to do again.
1018
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,790
This is a nice change.
1019
00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:03,790
You feel some desires go away.
1020
00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,690
New things make you happy.
1021
00:55:05,700 --> 00:55:08,490
But some things don't change
and some things that make me sick.
1022
00:55:08,500 --> 00:55:09,990
Like thoughts.
1023
00:55:10,000 --> 00:55:12,090
Thoughts
1024
00:55:12,100 --> 00:55:14,990
sexual, constant.
1025
00:55:15,000 --> 00:55:17,490
I'm very tired of that.
1026
00:55:17,500 --> 00:55:18,800
Mind...
1027
00:55:21,400 --> 00:55:24,290
Fuck.
1028
00:55:24,300 --> 00:55:25,990
That makes me an idiot.
1029
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:28,590
I masturbate for stupid people. <
1030
00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:29,190
"Look at my breasts."
1031
00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:31,090
Yes, your breasts are awesome.
1032
00:55:31,100 --> 00:55:34,100
This is the stupid part of
life that makes me sick.
1033
00:55:35,500 --> 00:55:36,790
It happens every day too.
1034
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:38,390
As if...
You can't have one day.
1035
00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:41,400
I just want to be the person who
walks in the shop and....
1036
00:55:42,800 --> 00:55:44,590
I just want to go to
the library and ask...
1037
00:55:44,600 --> 00:55:47,190
Hi, ma'am, is there... I
looking for a book about
1038
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,990
Abraham Lincoln,
like when he...
1039
00:55:50,000 --> 00:55:52,990
I wish I can wrap your hair
around my cock and...
1040
00:55:53,000 --> 00:55:55,890
Oh, damn it.
1041
00:55:55,900 --> 00:55:58,690
I tried talking to him!
1042
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:03,090
This is really a man's problem man.
1043
00:56:03,100 --> 00:56:05,141
This is really a problem
male, unable
1044
00:56:05,153 --> 00:56:06,900
controlling impulse
sexually constant.
1045
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:08,590
Woman trying to compete.
1046
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:11,600
"Well, I'm obscene. You don't know."
1047
00:56:12,000 --> 00:56:13,890
"I have a
sexual experience that really hurts."
1048
00:56:13,900 --> 00:56:16,490
No, you don't know.
1049
00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:19,500
You don't know.
1050
00:56:20,200 --> 00:56:21,890
Look, you can have
those thoughts.
1051
00:56:21,900 --> 00:56:24,900
I have to have thoughts that.
1052
00:56:25,100 --> 00:56:28,090
You are a tourist
on sexual abuse.
1053
00:56:28,100 --> 00:56:30,890
I am a prisoner there.
1054
00:56:30,900 --> 00:56:32,690
You are Jane Fonda in a tank.
1055
00:56:32,700 --> 00:56:34,590
I'm John McCain in the hut.
1056
00:56:34,600 --> 00:56:36,990
It's a nightmare.
1057
00:56:37,000 --> 00:56:39,000
I can't lift my arms.
1058
00:56:43,200 --> 00:56:46,200
p>
1059
00:56:46,500 --> 00:56:49,500
And for men, sex is
a constant thing.
1060
00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:51,190
Even it's not sex for us.
It's just a vagina.
1061
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:53,790
That's how we call it.
1062
00:56:53,800 --> 00:56:56,800
Vagina... no
its relationship with women.
1063
00:56:57,100 --> 00:56:59,490
It's not about girls or girls
like in the 50s.
1064
00:56:59,500 --> 00:57:01,409
There is no man
in the world saying,
1065
00:57:01,421 --> 00:57:03,300
"Let's meet
some girls and kiss
1066
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:05,790
they are in the mouth and see
what happened. "
1067
00:57:05,800 --> 00:57:08,800
Nothing.
1068
00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:11,890
" Mmmm, I'm sure I want to have
my arms around a girl. "
1069
00:57:11,900 --> 00:57:12,890
" Mmmm, Vanessa, I like... "
1070
00:57:12,900 --> 00:57:14,790
No, no.
1071
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:16,190
Only.
1072
00:57:16,200 --> 00:57:16,990
Vagina.
1073
00:57:17,000 --> 00:57:20,000
Even it's not a vagina.
1074
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:29,000
It's not a human vagina.
1075
00:57:29,100 --> 00:57:31,490
Only a vagina.
1076
00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,500
Like a big pink balloon letter on
the front of our face all the time.
1077
00:57:35,700 --> 00:57:38,700
For men it's only the
element of the universe,
1078
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:42,000
As if it should be on the element chart.
1079
00:57:42,500 --> 00:57:45,500
Next to lead and ammonia.
1080
00:57:45,800 --> 00:57:51,000
Py with the atomic weight of 12
or any atomic weight of the vagina.
1081
00:57:55,300 --> 00:57:56,962
The sad thing is
all of our obsessions about
1082
00:57:56,974 --> 00:57:58,380
sex and how much < br /> we like it,
1083
00:57:58,800 --> 00:58:00,690
We suck.
1084
00:58:00,700 --> 00:58:02,290
Awful men in sex.
1085
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:05,300
Even we don't try
to get better.
1086
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,990
Women make great sex.
1087
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,390
Women are a good part of sex.
1088
00:58:09,400 --> 00:58:11,390
They accept dick with grace
1089
00:58:11,400 --> 00:58:13,490
And they turn it into art.
1090
00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:16,390
Or they climb and they go up.
1091
00:58:16,400 --> 00:58:17,990
They go up.
1092
00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:21,000
Men don't. We just go up.
1093
00:58:28,700 --> 00:58:30,590
I put my cock in you.
1094
00:58:30,600 --> 00:58:32,090
Enter it.
1095
00:58:32,100 --> 00:58:33,290
Shove inside.
1096
00:58:33,300 --> 00:58:36,300
Shit.
1097
00:58:38,700 --> 00:58:39,990
Have you made love when you were fat?
1098
00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:43,000
You say "Ugh, damn. This..."
1099
00:58:43,500 --> 00:58:46,500
My stomach muscles aren't strong.
1100
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,190
We are very bad at sex
1101
00:58:57,200 --> 00:58:58,857
And then we
wonder why
1102
00:58:58,869 --> 00:59:00,700
women aren't really
aggressive in sex.
1103
00:59:01,100 --> 00:59:03,990
We think it's because they don't
have a lot of desires like us.
1104
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,290
That's how stupid a man is.
1105
00:59:06,300 --> 00:59:09,290
We think they're weird.
1106
00:59:09,300 --> 00:59:11,590
in the head,
1107
00:59:11,600 --> 00:59:14,090
because they don't want to
make love all the time. "
1108
00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:17,100
" If I'm a woman, I
will make love to everyone. "
1109
00:59:17,300 --> 00:59:19,690
"Why don't they want to
make love all the time? I want to."
1110
00:59:19,700 --> 00:59:21,499
Of course yes, because
when you make love,
1111
00:59:21,511 --> 00:59:23,000
You make love to
a woman.
1112
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,800
When she makes love, she
makes love to a man.
1113
00:59:35,000 --> 00:59:36,490
A different wild experience.
1114
00:59:36,500 --> 00:59:39,500
For a man, 100% of the time
he fucks a woman
1115
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:42,800
is the best thing that has ever happened in
his whole life.
1116
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:45,329
For a woman,
around 40% from the time he
1117
00:59:45,341 --> 00:59:46,990
made love to a
man he thought,
1118
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,080
"I will get more than this
in a week. This is not the worst thing."
1119
00:59:50,500 --> 00:59:53,500
"I won't cry this time."
1120
00:59:58,100 --> 01:00:00,327
Another thing that proves how
a bad guy in sex is.
1121
01:00:00,339 --> 01:00:02,699
After having sex you
two very different people.
1122
01:00:03,900 --> 01:00:07,600
Men just want to lie down and be
cold and women want to hug.
1123
01:00:08,100 --> 01:00:10,190
This is how men like
making fun of women.
1124
01:00:10,200 --> 01:00:12,790
"They always want to be hugged .
Too spoiled. "
1125
01:00:12,800 --> 01:00:15,490
" I've screwed you.
Let me watch the match. "
1126
01:00:15,500 --> 01:00:18,090
" I'm really cool. "
1127
01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:19,190
"What are you thinking?"
1128
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,200
"Shut up. Leave me alone."
1129
01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,690
"Why is he so spoiled?"
1130
01:00:24,700 --> 01:00:26,290
He's not spoiled, idiot
1131
01:00:26,300 --> 01:00:30,300
She's horny, because you didn't
do anything for her.
1132
01:00:30,800 --> 01:00:33,800
You don't do anything.
1133
01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:37,200
Her vagina is excited.
1134
01:00:37,400 --> 01:00:40,400
Because you didn't fuck her well.
1135
01:00:41,300 --> 01:00:44,190
Of course you are satisfied, because
you go up and go...
1136
01:00:44,200 --> 01:00:46,490
And then roll over.
1137
01:00:46,500 --> 01:00:47,890
And he spoiled you because he said,
1138
01:00:47,900 --> 01:00:50,900
"What... something
else has to happen!"
1139
01:00:51,600 --> 01:00:54,600
"It's bullshit!"
1140
01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,000
If you screw a woman well
he will leave you alone.
1141
01:01:02,100 --> 01:01:05,100
"Thank you very much, friend."
1142
01:01:09,300 --> 01:01:12,300
Thank you very much, friend.
I hope you enjoy the show.
1143
01:01:13,800 --> 01:01:16,790
You're great.
Thank you very much.
1144
01:01:16,800 --> 01:01:18,100
Selamat malam.