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♪ I know I'm a winner,
I know that I'm hot... ♪

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This is the Phoenix family.

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♪ Straight to the top,
gonna make it ♪

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- ♪ Gonna make it... ♪
- And with talent like this,

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these kids are really
gonna make it.

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♪ Gonna make it, gonna make it,
gonna make it ♪

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♪ Gonna make it. ♪

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My first guest...

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- Burning up the big screen...
- Academy-award nominated actor...

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- "Gladiator"...
- "Gladiator"...

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- ...and "Signs."
- Here's Joaquin Phoenix.

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You never played guitar
or sang before this?

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Had you ever sung before?

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It was completely foreign to me.

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When I held the guitar the first time
I didn't know what to make of it.

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Joaquin Phoenix,
"Walk the Line."

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♪ I keep a close watch
on this heart of mine ♪

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♪ I keep my eyes
wide open all the time ♪

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♪ I keep the ends out
for the tie that binds ♪

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♪ Because you're mine ♪

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♪ I walk the line. ♪

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I'm just fucking, like, stuck in this

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ridiculous,
like, self-imposed

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fucking prison of

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characterization, you know?

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It happened to me young.
It's like the chicken or the egg.

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I don't know
what came first--

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whether they said
that I was

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emotional and intense
and complicated,

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or whether I--

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or whether I was
truly complicated

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and intense and then
they responded to it.

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Then, like, once they
responded to it,

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then I responded
to what they were saying.

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And, yeah, I utilized it
in some ways.

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And there's-- I--
I am embarrassed about that.

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And that's what a lot of this
is about.

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I mean, I guess that's why
I agreed to do this documentary

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is because I don't wanna--

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I don't want to play the character
of Joaquin anymore.

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Like, I want to be
whatever I am.

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And my artistic output
thus far,

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when I am really fucking
honest with myself,

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has been fucking fraudulent.

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And now for the first time
I'm doing something

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that is-- whether you
like it or not,

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it really represents me.

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And maybe that's fucking stupid,
to want to be represented,

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to care-- I don't care.

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Not that.
But I don't want to be--

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you know,
think what you think about me.

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Hate me or like me,
just don't misunderstand me.

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That's it.

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Hello.

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I love those rare pure moments
in between action and cut,

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but everything else
was fucking misery to me.

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We talk about it being
this creative expression,

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and really you're just
a fucking puppet.

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You're this dumb fucking doll

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that wears what someone else
tells you to wear,

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stands where someone else
tells you to stand,

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says what somebody else
tells you to say.

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That's not expression.
That's not creativity.

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And I have more to offer
than that.

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My purpose on this earth
is not to interpret

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somebody else's words
or to try and capture

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a moment for somebody else.

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It's to bring
what is inside me out.

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Everybody in life
has at one point said,

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"I don't like my job.

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I don't like who I am.

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I don't like the people
that are around me.

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I want something better for myself,"
that "I have a dream."

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I think everyone's about that
at some point.

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My dream, my responsibility...

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...is to mess up--

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guys, we're shooting.

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- Hey, Antony?
- Yeah?

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My man, can you get the dogs out
while we do this interview, please?

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I work for Joaquin
essentially as a general assistant.

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I've known him for 15 years.
He's a friend.

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We've made music together.
I've cooked for him. I've cleaned.

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♪ You see, I've been walking backwards ♪

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♪ Up steepest of hills ♪

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♪ The tears can't wash away ♪

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♪ What money could not buy. ♪

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This is where I live
at the moment.

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It is a sober living,

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um, and I am one
of the residents here

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after having a problem
drinking too much.

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Not too much--
well, too much.

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Drinking too much
and getting into trouble.

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Hopefully working on this,
if it's cool with, you know,

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you, Case, and just to kind of
get somebody to assist

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and we can throw him some bread
now and again and stuff.

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I met him
when I played a concert.

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I used to play in a band

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and I played a concert
at the Whisky A Go Go here in Los Angeles.

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We started to become friends
when we both got into motorbikes.

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And you got one as well, and we all started
riding around on motorbikes in New York.

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That was, in a way,
where we sort of, like,

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hit it off as friends.
If you can call it that.

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Smile, dude.
This is going to be fucking great.

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We're going to go to San Francisco.
We definitely need you there.

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We were asked to create

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an evening
at Davies Symphony Hall

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to honor Paul Newman
who had just passed away

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and to raise a lot of money

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for very chronically ill children.

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When did you find out
you were gonna come here?

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It seems like this afternoon,
but it couldn't have been.

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Last night.
Yeah, last night about 10:20

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I got a text from Joaq.

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- I'm playing a hit man?
- Yeah.

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- Bullshit.
- Yeah.

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Are you fucking serious?

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I'm not being typecast
in my fucking theater debut

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when I'm also retiring.

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That's what fucking stup--

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that's fucking stupid.

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There he is!
How are you?

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It's all of us
coming together which is exciting.

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That's a cool thing,
is for-- this is kinda like...

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it's kinda like the dream team.

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I love you.

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- Okay, that's all.
- This is the world--

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that's-- "The World
of Nick Adams" is the piece?

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- Yeah.
- Are you playing Nick, Case?

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He has it much worse.
He never leaves the stage.

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Oh, I see, start there.

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I remember I started saying some lines
and he kinda stops me,

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he whispers at me and he goes,

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"Hey, man, I didn't know

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we were supposed to do it
in an accent."

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"What do you
want to eat, Al?"

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"I don't know--"
Why are you doing an accent?

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I'm not.

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"I don't know. What do you
want to eat, Al--" oh no.

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So I tried to do the scene
and about halfway through it

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he's like, "Dude, you're doing it
in an accent now." I'm like, "I'm not!"

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"I'll have the roast pork tenderloin
with applesauce and mashed potatoes."

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Are you doing an accent?

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No, I'm not.

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I'm fucking stressed
because I just feel the fucking--

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just the fucking obligation
is not on you.

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You don't have the pressure
of fucking hundreds of kids

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that are getting this funding
for this fucking play.

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So that if the performance
isn't received well

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or if I'm not received well,
that it comes back-- that it's bigger than me.

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All you have to deal with is me.

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You don't see me complaining.

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It's like fucking Sean said,

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we're here for the kids.
That's what it's about.

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You're not. You're here for me.
Just help-- just do that.

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Dude, this is the last thing
that I'm doing

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and you're thinking
about yourself as the lead,

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instead of thinking about what this really is,
which is my last moment.

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I wasn't thinking about myself.
I never thought-- it never crossed my mind.

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You're acting
with fucking everybody.

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You get to do a scene
with fucking Hanks.

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You do a scene with fucking--
with Sean.

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You do a scene-- you're gonna
get to stand there when fucking--

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Jack's up there doing his thing.

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And, with all due respect,

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I'm with fucking
Danny De Vito.

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Why did you have him
put it on the card for?

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That's the dinner. You get that at 6:00.
See, it's 10 to 6:00?

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- That clock says 6:00.
- Yeah, it's 10 minutes fast.

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The clock says 6:00.

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Joaquin, how are you, my man?

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Nice to see you again.
Hey, Casey, how are you?

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- What's up? How are you?
- Good to see you.

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Listen, I want to take
this opportunity

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also to give you an exclusive
and just talk a little bit about the fact

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that this will be my last performance
as an actor. I'm not doing films anymore.

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- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

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Joaquin Phoenix done with acting?

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Listen, I want to take
this opportunity

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also to give you an exclusive
and just talk a little bit about the fact

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that this will be
my last performance as an actor.

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I'm not doing films anymore.

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That's what he told our Jerry Penacoli.
Joaquin, say it ain't so.

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The phone has been ringing off the hook.
The emails are out of control.

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Sue, "Two Lovers" will be
my last press stuff that I'll do.

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And I'm not acting anymore
and I'm doing this hip-hop record.

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♪ And all the world is green ♪

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♪ So pretend that you owe... ♪

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It's not hard enough to make a transition
and I don't need my fucking brother-in-law

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- making it more difficult.
- If you wanted this to be handled better

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then you should have fucking
talked to your publicist.

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You should have had a press release,
but you don't want to talk to anyone like that

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because you don't want to deal
with any of that fucking bullshit.

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So then don't deal with that bullshit,
but what happens

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is when you walk down a red carpet,

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you have to answer
the fucking questions on your own.

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I didn't know what
you wanted me to say, man.

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This is you, dude.

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I love it, man.

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That's what motherfucking
retirement's about.

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- Playing by our own rules.
- I know, I know.

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Are you ready?

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Fine.
But my shit smells, dude.

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Lar, out!

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What about if they laugh at you?

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I've been laughed at before, man.

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I mean, have you seen
some of the movies I've done?

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Joaquin Phoenix
announced his retirement today.

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Phoenix announced
that he was retiring from acting.

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Phoenix has announced

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he is retiring
from Hollywood...

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He is a former Oscar nominee
who walked away...

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...may be calling it quits
right in the prime of his career.

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...leaving Tinseltown...

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We're hearing that he's done.

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If you're telling me
"I cannot act anymore," right,

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I think it'd be a shame.
But if you're saying

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"I just don't-- don't send me any scripts.
I just want to be shut off to it,"

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I think that's a mistake,
because I think it is something--

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Yeah, of course, but within reason.
Yeah, no. You know.

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So there's, um...

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what?

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The one that's--
♪ There goes fame like a train ♪

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♪ Speeding faster than bullets,
everybody's moving back ♪

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♪ Arms flying up on some "no sir,"
backs is breaking ♪

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♪ And times were tinkered,
we'll all go drinking ♪

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♪ Time to go away
when the workers streaking-- ♪

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Reference to retiring.

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♪ Nobody else had the guts
to stand up and not give a fuck ♪

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♪ And walk out
on all that love... ♪

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That one's better than the first one.

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♪ It's a drug,
this whole fame game ♪

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♪ Gonna plug your lame shit
on sofas with David Letterman ♪

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♪ Worse yet, Jaybird get to singing you
to welcome death ♪

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♪ But you see, the fucking thing is
I'm gonna get up ♪

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♪ And dust myself off again ♪

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♪ You can do this, Joaquin,
with the help of your fans ♪

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♪ With the help of your fans. ♪

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So I started with this piano...

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This'll be how the bass...

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00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:23,402
♪ Take it all, kid,
don't you wanna get rich? ♪

241
00:14:23,570 --> 00:14:26,447
♪ Your mother got a stage,
now get your ass up on there, kid ♪

242
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,657
♪ If you wanna make the crew
happier than shit ♪

243
00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:31,869
♪ Then you'll shut her ass up,
you little son of a bitch. ♪

244
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,205
Hey, Tom, it's Nic.

245
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,375
Uh, yeah, I'm calling about
coming in tonight with J.P.

246
00:14:39,336 --> 00:14:40,920
Yep.

247
00:14:41,088 --> 00:14:44,673
And do you have a mike
if he wants to perform?

248
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:02,400
You got the home boy
Joaquin Phoenix

249
00:15:02,567 --> 00:15:05,111
about to kick some rap
for you all one time.

250
00:15:05,278 --> 00:15:07,405
Let's go, brother.

251
00:15:40,063 --> 00:15:42,231
- I liked it.
- Thanks, man.

252
00:15:42,399 --> 00:15:43,899
I thought,
"So fuck them," right?

253
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,152
And J.P.--
oh, Joaquin Phoenix

254
00:15:46,319 --> 00:15:49,238
or Johnny Cash,
whatever the fuck his name is.

255
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,323
I made it to the point
in my career

256
00:15:51,491 --> 00:15:54,118
where I didn't have to, like,
impress or show people.

257
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:56,412
They just knew and I think
I grew comfortable in that

258
00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:58,956
and I thought that
I could just, like,

259
00:15:59,124 --> 00:16:01,250
jump into this and have
the same impact,

260
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:04,336
but...

261
00:16:04,504 --> 00:16:06,005
They weren't seeing it,

262
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,798
but you have to give people time,
you know?

263
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,633
And maybe they were seeing,
you know,

264
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,595
the movie actor
up there rapping and...

265
00:16:12,762 --> 00:16:14,847
But-- but my--

266
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,974
right, but there's nothing about

267
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:18,976
the fuck-- the lyrics,

268
00:16:19,144 --> 00:16:21,312
there's truth if they just
would have just fucking listened.

269
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,481
♪ Billing be top,
kid be rocking the star ♪

270
00:16:23,648 --> 00:16:26,025
♪ Flash cars and bulbs
taking over his whole fucking yard ♪

271
00:16:26,193 --> 00:16:29,028
♪ Times is crazy, mothers be
packing up their babies ♪

272
00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:31,947
♪ Papa'd be Swayze, lit up on
some Johnny Blaze shit ♪

273
00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:34,533
♪ Billy Crudup got the stage shit,
I never try to play this ♪

274
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:37,119
♪ All I ever needed was a band
of people screaming ♪

275
00:16:37,287 --> 00:16:39,663
♪ Calling out from their cars
and their windows, what they're staring ♪

276
00:16:39,831 --> 00:16:42,291
♪ And peering in to get a creep
at this crazy motherfucker ♪

277
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:44,877
♪ Tearing up the screen
and always paparazzi ducking ♪

278
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,171
- ♪ Stepped away from the light, it wasn't right-- ♪
- Yeah yeah.

279
00:16:47,339 --> 00:16:49,548
♪ Took the bull by the horns,
I ain't gonna give up the fight ♪

280
00:16:49,716 --> 00:16:52,551
♪ Tonight's my night
and any motherfucker that wanna be-- ♪

281
00:16:52,719 --> 00:16:54,470
- No no, I changed it.
- That was great.

282
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,472
- That was great.
- No, I don't need you.

283
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:59,141
- No, I mean, but it was--
- I know, but what I'm saying is

284
00:16:59,309 --> 00:17:01,977
if you listen-- that's what I'm saying,
your reaction, "It was great,"

285
00:17:02,145 --> 00:17:04,146
you felt it. They didn't,

286
00:17:04,314 --> 00:17:06,982
because they were
preconceived.

287
00:17:07,150 --> 00:17:09,485
I feel like this is
out of my control now.

288
00:17:09,653 --> 00:17:11,362
Like, who's fucking
producing this shit?

289
00:17:11,530 --> 00:17:13,822
I don't know where
the-- I need a--

290
00:17:13,990 --> 00:17:16,825
a producer who can fucking explode
the fucking eggshell away

291
00:17:16,993 --> 00:17:18,827
and let the album
start its life.

292
00:17:18,995 --> 00:17:20,663
So, Dre.

293
00:17:20,830 --> 00:17:22,206
Dre?

294
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:25,334
I mean, he's like
one of the best out there.

295
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,503
Dude, I'm saying
if Dre fucking--

296
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:29,672
- Dre's gonna be into it.
- Okay.

297
00:17:29,839 --> 00:17:31,215
But then it's just a Dre album.

298
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:33,092
I don't know.
D'you know what I mean?

299
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,719
What about-- what about, what about,
what about Rick Rubin?

300
00:17:35,887 --> 00:17:39,598
So the bad news is Rick Rubin
and Dr. Dre are both booked.

301
00:17:39,766 --> 00:17:41,934
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.

302
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:44,770
- Um, all right.
- But the good news is

303
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:47,773
- that it looks like P Diddy might be available.
- Oh, no way.

304
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,025
So I've got a call
into his people right now,

305
00:17:50,193 --> 00:17:52,069
but I just wanted to touch base
before I went any further.

306
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,947
You know, all you can do
is do something for yourself,

307
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:56,365
believe in it, love it

308
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:58,617
and then fucking put it out
in their world

309
00:17:58,785 --> 00:18:00,869
and hope
that people like it--

310
00:18:01,037 --> 00:18:02,288
love it.

311
00:18:02,455 --> 00:18:05,457
I just talked to Carline
at Bad Boy.

312
00:18:05,625 --> 00:18:08,043
Yep, so he'll meet with him?

313
00:18:08,211 --> 00:18:10,879
Diddy's going to be
in New York this weekend,

314
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:13,882
so we can-- and he wants
to meet with you.

315
00:18:14,050 --> 00:18:15,884
Well, I'm just gonna
let him know

316
00:18:16,052 --> 00:18:19,054
that we'll know sometime
between Friday and Sunday.

317
00:18:19,222 --> 00:18:21,390
It might just be last minute.
You might get there

318
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:23,976
Thursday night
and Friday I might get a call

319
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:25,728
and you might have
to see him Friday.

320
00:18:25,895 --> 00:18:28,647
No, I understand.
We'll just be there.

321
00:18:28,815 --> 00:18:31,233
Hopefully we can get
them two together

322
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:34,278
and get them to meet up,
but I'm not promising anything.

323
00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:38,574
- So I go to fucking New York--
- And we wait for her to give us a call.

324
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,284
It's like--

325
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:43,746
we'll make it work
whenever Diddy's available.

326
00:18:43,913 --> 00:18:45,664
This is fucking ridiculous.

327
00:18:45,832 --> 00:18:47,499
Good?

328
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:49,585
It's good.

329
00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,503
♪ New York, New York,
it's the captain speaking ♪

330
00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:54,173
♪ Buckle up, sit tight,
we about to kick the streets in ♪

331
00:18:54,341 --> 00:18:56,258
♪ Start from scratch,
no, it ain't a thing, man ♪

332
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,802
♪ I come with Diddy and I keep
on creeping creeping ♪

333
00:18:58,970 --> 00:19:00,929
♪ Creeping. ♪

334
00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,806
So is this true?

335
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:04,767
You're done?
You're just--

336
00:19:04,934 --> 00:19:06,602
you're going straight
for the music?

337
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,937
- Yeah.
- Wow.

338
00:19:09,105 --> 00:19:10,648
Yeah, I really want it
to be like

339
00:19:10,815 --> 00:19:13,692
a hip-hop "Bohemian Rhapsody"
kind of thing, you know?

340
00:19:13,860 --> 00:19:15,778
I'm wanting it to be epic.

341
00:19:15,945 --> 00:19:19,031
Epic is good.
Epic is--

342
00:19:19,199 --> 00:19:20,616
it's good.

343
00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:22,618
Epic is--

344
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:24,453
epic is epic.

345
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:28,332
Too big to burn up
in our atmosphere,

346
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:32,002
these pieces of ice and rocks
come hurtling down

347
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,797
on an unsuspecting metropolis.

348
00:19:34,964 --> 00:19:37,549
Well, it's Sunday afternoon
and I haven't heard nothing.

349
00:19:37,717 --> 00:19:40,094
Can you just call them
and find out what's going on?

350
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,856
Do the snow angel, dude.
I can beat you.

351
00:19:53,024 --> 00:19:55,651
Do the snow angel.
Do the fucking snow angel.

352
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:57,903
Dude, do the fucking
snow angel.

353
00:19:58,071 --> 00:20:01,865
Do the snow angel, Lar.
Do the fucking snow angel, dude.

354
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:04,326
Do the fucking snow angel.

355
00:20:04,494 --> 00:20:06,829
Dude, do it.
Look at mine.

356
00:20:06,996 --> 00:20:09,331
Look at mine.
Look at mine, dude.

357
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:10,874
- That's bad.
- Huh?

358
00:20:11,042 --> 00:20:13,085
You're fine.
Dude, you only have wings!

359
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:15,838
His angel doesn't have fucking legs.

360
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:18,841
Look, you don't have
any leg--

361
00:20:19,008 --> 00:20:20,509
- I don't think you have balls.
- That's a funny bit.

362
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,178
You know, the big YouTube video
is just a little midget--

363
00:20:23,346 --> 00:20:27,015
a little midget Indian being like--

364
00:20:27,183 --> 00:20:29,852
They think everything is funny.

365
00:20:30,019 --> 00:20:32,020
Have you seen their shows?

366
00:20:32,188 --> 00:20:33,605
And they got-- there's one--

367
00:20:33,773 --> 00:20:36,233
I wish I could remember
what the fucking song was.

368
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,193
It's fucking genius.

369
00:20:40,947 --> 00:20:42,865
I can't-- it's so funny.

370
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:44,908
And the thing is they think
they're funny

371
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,952
and they don't even
hear how they sound.

372
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,037
You know, the accent sounds
normal to them.

373
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:52,541
And the clothes look normal.
They still think it's funny.

374
00:20:52,709 --> 00:20:55,919
It's doubly funny for us.

375
00:20:56,087 --> 00:20:57,963
Whoo!

376
00:20:58,131 --> 00:21:00,466
Whoo.

377
00:21:00,633 --> 00:21:01,925
Freeze-frame.

378
00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,430
Ahh-- ow ow!

379
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:08,390
- You faggot! Busted.
- Ow ow ow!

380
00:21:08,558 --> 00:21:10,309
- You're a fucking--
- Ow, fuck!

381
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,561
Running around
like a fucking idiot, dude.

382
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:16,899
- You got shit on your face.
- Okay-- ow, fuck! Ow!

383
00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:20,569
Hey, Diddy can't do it now
for a few days, I'm being told.

384
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:23,113
I don't know, they said maybe
we could try for Saturday morning.

385
00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:25,991
I don't know. I don't know
if it's going to happen this weekend.

386
00:21:26,159 --> 00:21:28,076
I'm sorry. I wish I had
better news for you.

387
00:21:28,244 --> 00:21:29,578
I want to be triumphant, man.

388
00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:31,830
I want to be like--

389
00:21:31,998 --> 00:21:35,250
♪ And I got the blues once again
like an old fool ♪

390
00:21:35,418 --> 00:21:37,503
♪ And then I jump down
and jump back up ♪

391
00:21:37,670 --> 00:21:39,505
♪ And broke all the rules ♪

392
00:21:39,672 --> 00:21:41,924
♪ I couldn't say yes anymore
to their games ♪

393
00:21:42,091 --> 00:21:45,761
♪ I had to say no even if
it costs me my sane-ity. ♪

394
00:21:45,929 --> 00:21:49,640
What the fuck is going on?
Who the fuck acts like this?

395
00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:52,351
I think he thinks
you aren't serious now.

396
00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,186
- Why?
- I haven't read it,

397
00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:56,814
but I know there's something
"Entertainment Weekly" just printed

398
00:21:56,981 --> 00:21:59,650
saying you aren't really quitting
and it's a hoax.

399
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:03,946
They said they had an anonymous source--
someone close to you.

400
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:07,783
I don't know too much
about all the details,

401
00:22:07,951 --> 00:22:10,702
but, man, he got a phone call
and that was it.

402
00:22:10,870 --> 00:22:13,288
It says in quotations,
"He said, 'It's a put on.

403
00:22:13,456 --> 00:22:15,541
I'm going to pretend to have a meltdown
and change careers

404
00:22:15,708 --> 00:22:17,376
and Casey's going to film it,'

405
00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,337
says one source who recently
worked with Phoenix."

406
00:22:20,505 --> 00:22:23,799
Can you tell me who the sources are
for the magazine?

407
00:22:23,967 --> 00:22:26,385
Dude, no.

408
00:22:26,553 --> 00:22:27,970
- You can't tell me?
- No.

409
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:29,471
- Do you know who they are?
- Yes.

410
00:22:29,639 --> 00:22:31,473
- You do know?
- Yes.

411
00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,642
People aren't going
to recognize this art

412
00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,645
because of their own stupid,
you know, preconceptions.

413
00:22:36,813 --> 00:22:40,732
I mean, is it that your dream
is unattainable

414
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:45,028
or is it that you had
the wrong dream?

415
00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,493
This bitch is getting a storm.

416
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,662
She did not even know
a fucking storm was coming.

417
00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,498
I'm going to fuck
her fucking face.

418
00:22:56,666 --> 00:22:58,667
She has no fucking idea.

419
00:22:58,835 --> 00:23:01,169
Hey, honey,
my name's Antony.

420
00:23:01,337 --> 00:23:03,547
I was looking
for a little bit of company.

421
00:23:03,715 --> 00:23:07,342
Oooh, sit.

422
00:23:07,510 --> 00:23:09,177
I want to smell her butthole.

423
00:23:09,345 --> 00:23:12,180
Dude, if you do nothing else for me,
let me smell a girl's butthole,

424
00:23:12,348 --> 00:23:14,725
you fucking asshole.
No, you can't call.

425
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,518
You're a fucking idiot, dude.

426
00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,770
Why are you hovering over me?

427
00:23:18,938 --> 00:23:21,565
Oh, Brooke--
Brooke, Brooke.

428
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:25,110
Oh sad.
Look at this.

429
00:23:25,278 --> 00:23:26,695
Oh, Leila, you dirty--

430
00:23:26,863 --> 00:23:29,615
Leila, you dirty
fucking little bitch.

431
00:23:29,782 --> 00:23:33,201
Leila, you dirty little
fucking bitch.

432
00:23:33,369 --> 00:23:36,747
Oh, Leila, you fucking
have no idea.

433
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:39,416
Yes, I was calling for Tiffany.

434
00:23:39,584 --> 00:23:43,545
So two girls for six?

435
00:23:45,006 --> 00:23:46,048
Okay.

436
00:23:52,096 --> 00:23:53,889
Shut your fucking mouth.

437
00:23:54,057 --> 00:23:56,642
You didn't score it.
I scored it and I stashed it.

438
00:23:56,809 --> 00:23:58,685
You fucking idiot.
You've done nothing for me.

439
00:24:03,650 --> 00:24:05,108
Oh shit, oh shit.

440
00:24:05,276 --> 00:24:07,069
Dude, who was the nigger
in charge over here?

441
00:24:07,236 --> 00:24:09,404
- Who was the nigger--
- Just that little bit?

442
00:24:09,572 --> 00:24:11,448
Don't look at it.
No, bitch, I got a whole lot.

443
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:13,325
You know what?
I already have to shit.

444
00:24:13,493 --> 00:24:15,744
So why don't you go fucking lay down
and assume the position,

445
00:24:15,912 --> 00:24:18,747
since you're going to be the one
that's the receptacle of my doo-doo?

446
00:24:18,915 --> 00:24:22,084
You're going to look back in years on this,
when you're old and your kids see this

447
00:24:22,251 --> 00:24:24,336
and you're going to be
so fucking ashamed of yourself

448
00:24:24,504 --> 00:24:26,755
because of the opportunities
that were provided with fun

449
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,257
literally just to fucking hang out,
the fun that we have

450
00:24:29,425 --> 00:24:32,010
and you fucked it up because
you're-- an idiot.

451
00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:35,305
♪ When I dream ♪

452
00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:37,474
♪ I dream of you ♪

453
00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:45,440
♪ And if I'm wrong,
we'll know it's true ♪

454
00:24:49,112 --> 00:24:53,073
♪ It takes more than sacrifice
to keep love-- ♪

455
00:24:57,620 --> 00:25:00,455
♪ It disappears
just like the dew... ♪

456
00:25:00,623 --> 00:25:02,708
♪ Dew-www ♪

457
00:25:22,729 --> 00:25:31,570
♪ Well, there's cool water
in you ♪

458
00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:33,822
♪ Well, you know
that there's ♪

459
00:25:33,990 --> 00:25:38,326
♪ Cool water in you ♪

460
00:25:38,494 --> 00:25:41,788
♪ You know there's ♪

461
00:25:41,956 --> 00:25:46,376
♪ Cool water in you ♪

462
00:25:48,588 --> 00:25:52,132
♪ Well, there's cool water ♪

463
00:25:54,093 --> 00:25:58,889
♪ In you-oo-oo. ♪

464
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:04,019
You know how many times
I've stood at this fucking window,

465
00:26:04,187 --> 00:26:05,979
like, waiting for hookers,
just staring?

466
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:08,565
Imagining what their little buttholes
are gonna smell like?

467
00:26:10,693 --> 00:26:12,277
- Answer it.
- It's the girls.

468
00:26:12,445 --> 00:26:14,613
- Yeah.
- Here you go.

469
00:26:17,116 --> 00:26:19,409
Hello? Hello?

470
00:26:19,577 --> 00:26:22,204
Hi hi.

471
00:26:24,123 --> 00:26:26,208
Oh, 11M.

472
00:26:26,375 --> 00:26:28,210
Okay.

473
00:26:29,712 --> 00:26:32,089
Dude, don't film this.
Come on, man.

474
00:26:32,256 --> 00:26:33,965
Ant, come here.

475
00:26:34,133 --> 00:26:36,134
Come here, dude. Show us.
Please come here.

476
00:26:36,302 --> 00:26:39,888
- Show-- show 'em.
- It's a bit shrunken right now.

477
00:26:40,056 --> 00:26:41,598
Holy-- oh my God.

478
00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:44,142
Is that like,
like not even, like, aroused?

479
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:47,229
- That's not even aroused.
- Dude, how do you guys know?

480
00:26:47,396 --> 00:26:49,731
Well, look at it.
How do you not know?

481
00:26:49,899 --> 00:26:52,943
- Do you have kids? You should.
- But listen--

482
00:26:57,156 --> 00:26:59,116
Yeah.

483
00:27:08,417 --> 00:27:11,753
- Like this.
- Hi, J.P. Carline called.

484
00:27:11,921 --> 00:27:14,172
Puff is not even
in New York City anymore.

485
00:27:14,340 --> 00:27:17,759
I don't know what to say.
I am so so

486
00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:20,011
so so sorry.

487
00:27:20,179 --> 00:27:23,306
But she did say if you wanted
to go to Miami right now

488
00:27:23,474 --> 00:27:25,934
she promises
he'll have time for you.

489
00:27:26,102 --> 00:27:28,353
Yeah, just tell him we're in.
I'm gonna get the fucking CD prepped.

490
00:27:28,521 --> 00:27:31,439
We're getting to the hotel.
I gotta take a shower and shit.

491
00:27:31,607 --> 00:27:34,985
And then we'll be there at 7:00.
It's like 4:30 now. Don't fucking worry.

492
00:27:35,153 --> 00:27:36,319
We have the nightclub right here, LIV.

493
00:27:36,487 --> 00:27:38,655
- If you guys want we'll get a table.
- How's the pussy?

494
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,449
You obviously haven't seen the club.
It's the sickest club in the world.

495
00:27:41,617 --> 00:27:42,951
- Is it?
- It's right here.

496
00:27:43,119 --> 00:27:44,661
I'm supposed to meet
Diddy tonight.

497
00:27:47,165 --> 00:27:48,165
You're kidding me?

498
00:28:05,808 --> 00:28:09,144
Fantastic, man!
Dude, I'm doing a gig here for sure.

499
00:28:09,312 --> 00:28:11,146
7:00.
What time is it?

500
00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,815
Where's the other
fucking thing over there?

501
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,984
So I'm gonna go chill at Didd's,

502
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,320
And I don't know what's up.

503
00:28:18,487 --> 00:28:21,740
I don't know if he just wants to chill
and have some drinks, listen to music.

504
00:28:21,908 --> 00:28:23,825
I don't know if he's gonna
play me some tunes.

505
00:28:23,993 --> 00:28:26,745
I'm gonna just try and be receptive
to what goes down.

506
00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:32,959
This is a good night.
I'm fucking feeling it.

507
00:28:38,674 --> 00:28:42,219
Man, I can't fucking believe it.

508
00:28:42,386 --> 00:28:44,846
Um, shit, this is
fucking embarrassing.

509
00:28:45,014 --> 00:28:47,349
I literally don't know what to say.
Do I say Diddy?

510
00:28:47,516 --> 00:28:49,726
- How you doing?
- Good day, man. How's it going?

511
00:28:49,894 --> 00:28:51,853
- Good.
- Phoenix--

512
00:28:52,021 --> 00:28:54,064
Joaquin Phoenix
to see Diddy.

513
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,066
- To see who?
- Diddy.

514
00:28:56,234 --> 00:28:58,109
Mr. Combs.
Sean.

515
00:28:58,277 --> 00:29:00,612
This is it.
Dude, we're late, all right?

516
00:29:00,780 --> 00:29:03,198
Press that thing.

517
00:29:03,366 --> 00:29:05,033
- Did you press it?
- Yeah.

518
00:29:08,204 --> 00:29:10,455
Hey!
Oh shit.

519
00:29:10,623 --> 00:29:13,875
- Combs residence.
- Hey, this is Joaquin Phoenix.

520
00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,711
J.P. And I see a car coming out.
We're a little late.

521
00:29:16,879 --> 00:29:20,298
Yeah, he said he waited here for 30 minutes.
He couldn't wait any longer.

522
00:29:20,466 --> 00:29:22,801
- He just left actually.
- Oh shit, this is him now.

523
00:29:22,969 --> 00:29:24,719
You wanna try him
on his cell phone?

524
00:29:24,887 --> 00:29:26,596
Yeah, I'm gonna-- I'll call him.

525
00:29:26,764 --> 00:29:28,390
Okay, back up.
Fucking back up.

526
00:29:28,557 --> 00:29:31,059
All right, dude, we're gonna back up.
Let-- is this him?

527
00:29:31,227 --> 00:29:33,770
Oh Jesus.
This is so fucking embarrassing.

528
00:29:35,273 --> 00:29:36,731
Back up, back up.

529
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,568
Oh shit, oh fuck.

530
00:29:40,736 --> 00:29:43,613
Hi, Carrin-- Carleena?

531
00:29:43,781 --> 00:29:45,824
Hi, this is Joaquin.

532
00:29:45,992 --> 00:29:49,953
Yeah, I was supposed
to meet, um--

533
00:29:50,121 --> 00:29:52,247
uh, come over
and meet Diddy just now.

534
00:29:52,415 --> 00:29:55,333
And we were late
because the hotel...

535
00:29:57,253 --> 00:30:00,130
I just pulled up and there were
cars pulling out.

536
00:30:03,926 --> 00:30:06,303
I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
Well, please

537
00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,596
tell Mr. Combs I'm very sorry

538
00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:11,683
and I hope
to talk to him soon.

539
00:30:11,851 --> 00:30:14,644
Oh shit.

540
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,688
I just sent Puff a text.

541
00:30:16,856 --> 00:30:18,690
- What was it?
- I just said, "You tell me,

542
00:30:18,858 --> 00:30:20,525
I'll be there
wherever you want, sir."

543
00:30:20,693 --> 00:30:22,944
Oh my God.

544
00:30:23,112 --> 00:30:27,282
"I can meet you
in room 1416."

545
00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:28,950
I'm not gonna fucking
freestyle, dude.

546
00:30:29,118 --> 00:30:30,952
That's why
I wanted the iPod.

547
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,455
Dude, please, if you can't take this seriously--

548
00:30:33,622 --> 00:30:35,415
just chill.

549
00:30:46,635 --> 00:30:48,386
I think you should knock again.

550
00:30:48,554 --> 00:30:51,014
Shut up!

551
00:30:51,182 --> 00:30:53,016
Knock again.

552
00:30:55,394 --> 00:30:59,272
Hey, man,
it's Joa-- Joaquin.

553
00:31:04,362 --> 00:31:05,528
- All right.
- What's up?

554
00:31:05,696 --> 00:31:07,655
What's up, dude?
Hey, man.

555
00:31:17,208 --> 00:31:19,584
You were supposed to meet me
at my house like an hour ago.

556
00:31:19,752 --> 00:31:23,004
I'm sorry, dude.
We got-- this is my friend Larry.

557
00:31:24,673 --> 00:31:27,050
- Who's good, man?
- What's up, man?

558
00:31:29,011 --> 00:31:31,846
- Shit.
- What's the name of that movie you just did?

559
00:31:32,014 --> 00:31:33,723
Uh, "Jesse James."

560
00:31:33,891 --> 00:31:36,184
No, not that one.
The hot one.

561
00:31:36,352 --> 00:31:38,770
"Jesse James" was kinda wack.
What was the other one?

562
00:31:38,938 --> 00:31:41,940
- "Gone Baby Gone."
- That was the shit right there.

563
00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:44,067
What's up?
Whatch'all doing?

564
00:31:44,235 --> 00:31:47,529
Obviously you had great success
in fucking film and music.

565
00:31:47,696 --> 00:31:51,574
And what I want it
is to be something...

566
00:31:51,742 --> 00:31:53,785
whew!

567
00:31:53,953 --> 00:31:57,205
Do you have money though?
Do you have money to do this?

568
00:31:57,373 --> 00:31:59,290
Like how much?

569
00:31:59,458 --> 00:32:01,543
I mean, I have a little studio,
do you know?

570
00:32:01,710 --> 00:32:03,711
Like in my-- I have a garage.
I got Pro Tools set up.

571
00:32:03,879 --> 00:32:06,214
See, that's the motherfucking problem.
When people try to do things,

572
00:32:06,382 --> 00:32:09,426
they don't do it the way
they do it for their own industries.

573
00:32:09,593 --> 00:32:12,929
When you go make a movie, you don't go--
you got money to make a movie, right?

574
00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:17,350
See, you can't be-- you can't come
into this shit disrespectfully.

575
00:32:17,518 --> 00:32:19,936
Because when I want to make a movie,
I'm gonna come with some money.

576
00:32:20,104 --> 00:32:22,230
Oh right. No, I don't--
I don't-- that's the thing--

577
00:32:22,398 --> 00:32:24,399
- Do you have money to do this?
- I'm coming from a pure--

578
00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:27,944
I'm coming from-- what I want it to be
is like a place of true exploration.

579
00:32:28,112 --> 00:32:30,238
Can you do that in acting?

580
00:32:30,406 --> 00:32:32,407
Well, I do.
That's the thing, as an actor

581
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,784
you're shielded--
it's a different-- you know--

582
00:32:34,952 --> 00:32:36,494
I mean, you know this.
Christ.

583
00:32:36,662 --> 00:32:37,954
No, that's not how they do
the thing-- lights, right?

584
00:32:38,122 --> 00:32:40,582
- Lights, motherfucker, lights.
- Yes, how much?

585
00:32:40,749 --> 00:32:42,083
- Craft services.
- Yeah, that costs a lot.

586
00:32:42,251 --> 00:32:43,835
Trailers.

587
00:32:44,003 --> 00:32:46,004
Makeup, hair, D.P.

588
00:32:46,172 --> 00:32:48,006
- That's a good point. I get it.
- Gaffers.

589
00:32:48,174 --> 00:32:50,300
Same thing--
studio, engineer...

590
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:51,801
- I got it.
- ...me.

591
00:32:53,471 --> 00:32:55,472
- Well-- yeah, you.
- Me.

592
00:32:55,639 --> 00:32:57,932
- The speakers.
- I get it.

593
00:32:58,100 --> 00:32:59,476
Do you have any money?

594
00:32:59,643 --> 00:33:01,936
Um, well,
how much you need?

595
00:33:02,104 --> 00:33:04,439
How much you got?

596
00:33:07,359 --> 00:33:09,319
I'm excited to hear
this stuff though.

597
00:33:09,487 --> 00:33:11,946
I want to hear if you're really getting busy
or you're playing around.

598
00:33:12,114 --> 00:33:13,531
- You know what I'm saying?
- Yeah. I'm ready.

599
00:33:13,699 --> 00:33:15,950
- We're ready.
- Pleasure to meet you.

600
00:33:16,118 --> 00:33:17,619
You too.
All right, well, look,

601
00:33:17,786 --> 00:33:20,622
I have Carline's numbers,
so then

602
00:33:20,789 --> 00:33:23,124
- you'll let me know when you're in L.A.?
- Yeah.

603
00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:26,294
- I'll be there in a couple of days.
- Okay. Larry, get up.

604
00:33:38,891 --> 00:33:41,309
My album is out.
It's called "Intuition."

605
00:33:41,477 --> 00:33:44,729
It's the #3 album
in the country right now.

606
00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:48,358
My last name is Foxx,
my first name is Jamie.

607
00:33:48,526 --> 00:33:51,486
My middle name
is Motherfucking.

608
00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:55,657
When you see me out--
when you see me out, just say,

609
00:33:55,824 --> 00:33:58,326
"There goes
Jamie Motherfucking Foxx."

610
00:33:58,494 --> 00:34:01,037
What?
Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.

611
00:34:01,205 --> 00:34:03,665
- Say it-- Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.
- Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.

612
00:34:03,832 --> 00:34:05,875
- Say it--
- Jamie Motherfucking Foxx.

613
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:09,754
Joaquin Motherfucking Phoenix.

614
00:34:09,922 --> 00:34:12,674
Joaquin
Motherfucking Phoenix.

615
00:34:12,841 --> 00:34:15,176
Joaquin Motherfucking
Phoenix.

616
00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,225
I'm not getting my dick out
for these two.

617
00:35:14,737 --> 00:35:18,406
It's Joaquin to talk to Patrick.

618
00:35:18,574 --> 00:35:21,284
I need to talk to him now
because Ben Stiller's at my house.

619
00:35:22,328 --> 00:35:24,996
Dude, what the fuck?
I mean, I told you that I--

620
00:35:25,164 --> 00:35:27,749
this-- I'm not gonna
do the-- dude!

621
00:35:27,916 --> 00:35:30,084
First of all, I retired.

622
00:35:30,252 --> 00:35:32,587
All right, dude, let me
clean up the fucking mess.

623
00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,922
I'm gonna try not to make us
all look like assholes,

624
00:35:35,090 --> 00:35:37,300
especially you for putting me
in the situation.

625
00:35:40,429 --> 00:35:42,889
Good to see you, dude.

626
00:35:51,023 --> 00:35:52,482
Why would I want to do this?

627
00:35:52,650 --> 00:35:55,777
Um, just 'cause...
you know, I--

628
00:35:55,944 --> 00:35:57,779
I don't know.
I just feel like it's-- you know.

629
00:35:57,946 --> 00:35:59,322
I love the relationship
in there

630
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,865
- and I just thought the--
- Ours?

631
00:36:01,033 --> 00:36:02,784
- Yeah. Yeah yeah yeah.
- Or our characters?

632
00:36:02,951 --> 00:36:05,620
What is the character?

633
00:36:06,789 --> 00:36:08,623
- Ivan. You-- Ivan.
- Ivan?

634
00:36:08,791 --> 00:36:11,542
So you didn't--
you haven't read it yet?

635
00:36:11,710 --> 00:36:13,961
Well, we--
Larry was telling me about it.

636
00:36:14,129 --> 00:36:16,172
But I-- didn't you say
I was Greenberg?

637
00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:19,175
- Who's Greenberg?
- I am Greenberg.

638
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:20,968
Oh great!

639
00:36:21,136 --> 00:36:23,388
Thanks, Lar.

640
00:36:23,555 --> 00:36:25,556
You're Greenberg.
Okay, my bad.

641
00:36:25,724 --> 00:36:27,225
Oh, I see.
Oh shit.

642
00:36:27,393 --> 00:36:29,352
And I was complaining
about that character.

643
00:36:29,520 --> 00:36:31,187
I was like-- okay.

644
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,731
No, so I'm Ivan-- er, I mean not--
I'm not gonna do--

645
00:36:33,899 --> 00:36:35,900
I don't want it to be--
I don't want this to be weird at all

646
00:36:36,068 --> 00:36:37,527
or anything 'cause,
you know.

647
00:36:37,695 --> 00:36:40,238
Ben, I've been with you
in fucking meetings before.

648
00:36:40,406 --> 00:36:43,366
- This is not how you talk and you're acting all--
- No.

649
00:36:43,534 --> 00:36:45,827
These guys have seen the worst of me,
they've seen the best.

650
00:36:45,994 --> 00:36:48,830
- They've seen the honest me.
- I'm not trying to act any way.

651
00:36:48,997 --> 00:36:51,499
- I'm honestly not trying to act any way.
- You were doing Ben Stiller.

652
00:36:51,667 --> 00:36:53,418
- No, I'm not! Dude, this is who I am.
- You are.

653
00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:55,169
- That's who you are?
- Yeah.

654
00:36:55,337 --> 00:36:57,547
I'm-- what do I have to do,
put like a shirt on my head

655
00:36:57,715 --> 00:36:59,090
and act weird?
I'm not try--

656
00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:01,843
I'm trying to act weird?
Dude, all the time--

657
00:37:02,010 --> 00:37:05,513
you're doing a movie where
it's like a fucking cat will be in a full-body cast.

658
00:37:05,681 --> 00:37:07,515
That kind of humor.
Who gives a shit?

659
00:37:07,683 --> 00:37:09,600
Like how is that fucking funny?

660
00:37:09,768 --> 00:37:12,520
That a fucking cat breaks
all of its goddamned bones

661
00:37:12,688 --> 00:37:14,522
and has to be put in a cast?
That's funny?

662
00:37:16,692 --> 00:37:19,444
- Do you have a tissue?
- It is pretty funny.

663
00:37:19,611 --> 00:37:22,572
- Um, honestly--
- I have a tissue somewhere.

664
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:25,366
Sorry.
Just-- it's a dog.

665
00:37:25,534 --> 00:37:27,243
It's the dog?

666
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:30,705
Yeah. Um...

667
00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:36,043
No no, the dog-- he's talking about
"Something About Mary."

668
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:44,135
I just found out it was--

669
00:37:44,303 --> 00:37:47,138
this-- this house cost more
than I have.

670
00:37:48,766 --> 00:37:51,184
That means if I don't
make any bread,

671
00:37:52,227 --> 00:37:55,271
six months
I lose this joint.

672
00:37:55,439 --> 00:37:57,774
Puff said he was going to call
in a couple of days.

673
00:37:57,941 --> 00:38:00,234
It's been almost three weeks now
and they won't return my calls.

674
00:38:00,402 --> 00:38:02,445
It'll sound desperate
if I keep calling, so...

675
00:38:02,613 --> 00:38:05,198
we're gonna spin this
and make it look

676
00:38:05,365 --> 00:38:08,659
like it was my fault and then they
can have another chance.

677
00:38:08,827 --> 00:38:10,787
I'm just stuck
in the middle here.

678
00:38:10,954 --> 00:38:13,372
At some point
you have to take it from your little nest

679
00:38:13,540 --> 00:38:15,041
and put it in the world,
you know?

680
00:38:15,209 --> 00:38:17,126
You gotta make it real.
That means going through

681
00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:19,128
whatever
fucking door you can open.

682
00:38:19,296 --> 00:38:21,881
I'm actually
trying to figure out what realistically

683
00:38:22,049 --> 00:38:23,800
you'd actually do
as the next step.

684
00:38:23,967 --> 00:38:27,470
So you do Vegas,
then you do like Chicago

685
00:38:27,638 --> 00:38:29,722
- or whatever.
- Do Miami or something.

686
00:38:29,890 --> 00:38:32,308
- And then?
- And then Russia.

687
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,936
How fucking dope.

688
00:38:42,653 --> 00:38:45,404
"The Hollywood Reporter" says
Joaquin Phoenix's musical career

689
00:38:45,572 --> 00:38:47,740
kicks off with an appearance
here in Las Vegas tonight.

690
00:38:47,908 --> 00:38:50,159
Phoenix is trying his hand
at being a rapper

691
00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:53,538
with a CD to be produced by Sean
"Don't call me Diddy" Combs.

692
00:38:53,705 --> 00:38:55,873
After announcing his retirement,
actor Joaquin Phoenix--

693
00:38:56,041 --> 00:38:59,669
former actor that is-- is making
a comeback as a rapper.

694
00:38:59,837 --> 00:39:01,963
Keeping you in the loop,
Las Vegas, the Oscar nominee

695
00:39:02,130 --> 00:39:04,757
picks Vegas for his big rap debut.

696
00:39:04,925 --> 00:39:06,843
He can spend
time up on the back ledge here,

697
00:39:07,010 --> 00:39:08,719
working that entire "T."

698
00:39:08,887 --> 00:39:11,055
Right now we're just waiting for him
to come down do the sound check,

699
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:14,016
make sure that everything's okay on their end
and we're good to go.

700
00:39:14,184 --> 00:39:16,018
Sound check?
Fuck these bitches.

701
00:39:16,186 --> 00:39:18,020
Piece-of-shit catwalk
for a stage?

702
00:39:18,188 --> 00:39:20,356
And then these cocksuckers
want a fucking free show

703
00:39:20,524 --> 00:39:22,692
so they can just sit in there and watch
sound check? They can suck my dick.

704
00:39:22,860 --> 00:39:26,362
If I forget a lyric
or if I hit a bad note

705
00:39:26,530 --> 00:39:29,365
or my rhythm gets off,
that's on me.

706
00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:32,034
And that's fair.
But why do I have so much pressure

707
00:39:32,202 --> 00:39:34,412
in my fucking life and everyone else
seems to be having fun

708
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,163
and on a free fucking ride?

709
00:40:05,402 --> 00:40:08,863
Can y'all hear me down there?
A.J.!

710
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:11,574
It's a crazy time
and it's real exciting and shit.

711
00:40:11,742 --> 00:40:14,243
I'm nervous, but I'm glad
to share it with you.

712
00:40:14,411 --> 00:40:16,579
This is our night.
It's not my night, this is our night.

713
00:40:16,747 --> 00:40:18,623
J.P. is all of us.

714
00:40:19,666 --> 00:40:21,459
Peace!

715
00:40:21,627 --> 00:40:24,337
Joaquin Phoenix!

716
00:40:24,504 --> 00:40:26,505
♪ Left up, right up,
spin yourself around ♪

717
00:40:26,673 --> 00:40:28,799
♪ Knees down, chest down,
fucking on the ground ♪

718
00:40:28,967 --> 00:40:30,843
♪ Get up, tits out,
shake 'em all around ♪

719
00:40:31,011 --> 00:40:33,012
♪ Get your ass in the game ♪

720
00:40:33,180 --> 00:40:34,847
♪ Left up, right up,
spin yourself around ♪

721
00:40:35,015 --> 00:40:37,141
♪ Knees down, chest down,
fucking on the ground ♪

722
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:39,352
♪ Get up, tits out,
shake 'em all around. ♪

723
00:40:41,438 --> 00:40:43,773
- ♪ Can I get a refund? ♪
- ♪ What? ♪

724
00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:47,276
♪ For this life of sin, let me try it again,
lemme hit it, man ♪

725
00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:50,196
♪ I want my money back,
you know I can do better ♪

726
00:40:50,364 --> 00:40:52,698
♪ If the devil let me off,
I swear to God I'm ready. ♪

727
00:40:52,866 --> 00:40:54,951
♪ Pedal to the metal,
heading for the bay ♪

728
00:40:55,118 --> 00:40:57,328
♪ Checking my lines and shit,
just prepping for this play. ♪

729
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:00,957
"400 gawking tourists
held 400 camera phones

730
00:41:01,124 --> 00:41:03,793
in the air to document
the moment.

731
00:41:03,961 --> 00:41:06,629
Joaquin Phoenix dressed
in literal tatters

732
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:11,217
looked out at this and must have
- the end.

733
00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:15,137
This is the only explanation
for his amateur pratfall offstage.

734
00:41:15,305 --> 00:41:17,473
We mock our own failures,

735
00:41:17,641 --> 00:41:20,476
as firemen burn a ring
around a wildfire

736
00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:24,313
to prevent it from getting
any closer to the places we live."

737
00:41:34,157 --> 00:41:36,325
But I-- whatever.

738
00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:38,703
All in all, pretty good.
I mean, this one here:

739
00:41:38,870 --> 00:41:40,997
crowd pumping their fists.

740
00:41:42,874 --> 00:41:44,375
"The rumor mills are now buzzing

741
00:41:44,543 --> 00:41:47,003
that Joaquin Phoenix's
retirement from acting

742
00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:49,839
and newfound career as a rapper
is all part of an elaborate hoax

743
00:41:50,007 --> 00:41:53,342
that is being documented
by his brother-in-law Casey Affleck.

744
00:41:53,510 --> 00:41:55,678
That doesn't exactly
put the matter to rest.

745
00:41:55,846 --> 00:41:57,513
According to media reports,

746
00:41:57,681 --> 00:41:59,724
Diddy is producing
Phoenix's rap album.

747
00:41:59,891 --> 00:42:02,935
At first his rep said she was
unaware of his involvement,

748
00:42:03,103 --> 00:42:06,731
but later sent ABC News
an email saying,

749
00:42:06,898 --> 00:42:09,734
'I cannot comment on this
at this time."'

750
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,885
Oh shit.
That's so fucking cool.

751
00:43:04,414 --> 00:43:07,666
Good to see you, man.
What's up?

752
00:43:07,834 --> 00:43:10,252
How's it going? Sit down.
You want some water or something?

753
00:43:10,420 --> 00:43:12,671
Actually yeah. I wanted to talk to you
the last time we were together.

754
00:43:12,839 --> 00:43:15,132
When we were doing
the Nick Adams show?

755
00:43:15,300 --> 00:43:17,760
But all of a sudden out
of nowhere, I turned

756
00:43:17,928 --> 00:43:20,763
and you're telling this reporter
that you're quitting.

757
00:43:20,931 --> 00:43:23,766
This is it. You're not going to do
any more acting

758
00:43:23,934 --> 00:43:26,435
and that your performances
were over

759
00:43:26,603 --> 00:43:27,770
and that you were going
to get into music?

760
00:43:27,938 --> 00:43:30,606
I opened my mouth
and the fucking words came out.

761
00:43:30,774 --> 00:43:33,150
You know what I mean?
And I didn't expect that.

762
00:43:34,611 --> 00:43:36,529
My music
makes people happy.

763
00:43:36,696 --> 00:43:39,782
You know? And it's not
about whether somebody else likes it

764
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,992
or this person.
I'm not trying to--

765
00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:43,869
you know--
appeal to everyone.

766
00:43:44,037 --> 00:43:45,496
I'm...

767
00:43:47,791 --> 00:43:49,625
You know, it's like...

768
00:43:52,796 --> 00:43:54,088
fuck.

769
00:43:54,256 --> 00:43:56,298
To me...

770
00:43:58,301 --> 00:44:00,678
that's me, that's you.

771
00:44:00,846 --> 00:44:03,013
Drops of water.

772
00:44:03,181 --> 00:44:06,267
And you're on top
of the mountain of success.

773
00:44:06,434 --> 00:44:08,853
But one day you start
sliding down the mountain

774
00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:12,648
and you think, "Wait a minute.
I'm a mountaintop water drop.

775
00:44:12,816 --> 00:44:15,568
I don't belong in this valley,
in this river,

776
00:44:15,735 --> 00:44:18,696
this low, dark ocean
with all these drops of water."

777
00:44:18,864 --> 00:44:19,864
Yeah?

778
00:44:20,031 --> 00:44:21,532
And you feel confused.

779
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:24,034
Then one day it gets hot

780
00:44:24,202 --> 00:44:26,537
and you slowly
evaporate in the air.

781
00:44:26,705 --> 00:44:28,372
Way up-- higher than
any mountaintop,

782
00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:31,167
all the way to the heavens.

783
00:44:31,334 --> 00:44:33,586
Then you understand
that it was at your lowest

784
00:44:33,753 --> 00:44:36,005
that you were closest to God.

785
00:44:36,173 --> 00:44:39,008
Because life's a journey
that goes around and around

786
00:44:39,176 --> 00:44:40,885
and the end is closest
to the beginning.

787
00:44:41,052 --> 00:44:43,721
So it's change you need,

788
00:44:43,889 --> 00:44:47,641
relish the journey.
Be a drop of running water.

789
00:44:47,809 --> 00:44:50,644
Obey those invisible pulls
on your soul--

790
00:44:51,688 --> 00:44:55,357
gravity,
evaporation, love,

791
00:44:55,525 --> 00:44:57,776
creativity.

792
00:44:57,944 --> 00:44:59,361
It's in the darkest
moments

793
00:44:59,529 --> 00:45:03,282
is when the cracks

794
00:45:03,450 --> 00:45:05,242
allow the inner light to come out.

795
00:45:06,578 --> 00:45:09,997
But the spotlights--

796
00:45:10,165 --> 00:45:13,334
don't let you see
the inner light.

797
00:45:19,216 --> 00:45:21,884
But they're--
part of what it's about

798
00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,386
is that's what it is--
is it's actually about revealing.

799
00:45:24,554 --> 00:45:26,472
Yeah.

800
00:45:26,640 --> 00:45:29,308
I don't really care
about things in this world.

801
00:45:29,476 --> 00:45:31,310
You know?
That's not how I am.

802
00:45:31,478 --> 00:45:33,395
To me it's all
fucking illusion.

803
00:45:33,563 --> 00:45:35,356
It's all fear and lust.

804
00:45:35,523 --> 00:45:37,483
What do you fear?
You fear being mediocre.

805
00:45:37,651 --> 00:45:39,068
You know?
You wanna be great.

806
00:45:39,236 --> 00:45:40,694
You want to leave a mark.

807
00:45:40,862 --> 00:45:43,197
I want to leave
something special on earth.

808
00:45:43,365 --> 00:45:46,200
'Cause that's all that matters-- this earth
and what happens on this earth.

809
00:45:46,368 --> 00:45:50,371
"Yes, there are places in the world
where dreams are almost dead.

810
00:45:50,538 --> 00:45:55,125
So please, my child, do keep in mind
before you go to bed

811
00:45:55,293 --> 00:45:59,421
To dream a dream as big
as big could ever dream to be,

812
00:45:59,589 --> 00:46:02,758
Then dream a dream
10 times as big

813
00:46:02,926 --> 00:46:05,886
As that one dream you see.

814
00:46:06,054 --> 00:46:10,057
Then once you've got that dream in mind,
please dream a million more.

815
00:46:10,225 --> 00:46:13,978
And not a million quiet dreams,
a million dreams that roar,

816
00:46:14,145 --> 00:46:17,481
A million dreams
so loud they scream,

817
00:46:17,649 --> 00:46:19,900
So loud they sing and shout!

818
00:46:20,068 --> 00:46:23,570
So super-huge they say,
'Hey, world!

819
00:46:23,738 --> 00:46:25,948
Guess what
I'm dreamin' about.'

820
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:29,576
I'm dreaming about everything
that no one thought to wonder,

821
00:46:29,744 --> 00:46:33,247
Dreams so big
that they've got dreams

822
00:46:33,415 --> 00:46:35,749
And they got dreams
up under.

823
00:46:35,917 --> 00:46:40,629
And if they say that all your dreams
are too big to come true,

824
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:43,299
You tell them that I told you,

825
00:46:44,342 --> 00:46:47,219
'That's what dreams
are meant to do!'

826
00:46:48,388 --> 00:46:51,140
They're meant to make you seem
as if you don't know

827
00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,142
Up from down,

828
00:46:53,310 --> 00:46:55,311
Because dreams are dreams

829
00:46:55,478 --> 00:46:58,355
And that's why dreams
are worth having around."

830
00:47:05,864 --> 00:47:08,615
Pretty awesome book.

831
00:47:08,783 --> 00:47:10,826
Wait, so you call her
and she says,

832
00:47:10,994 --> 00:47:12,786
"Oh, we're going to the inauguration
and having a ball--"

833
00:47:12,954 --> 00:47:14,663
Maybe after the inauguration
it'd be better.

834
00:47:14,831 --> 00:47:16,790
Did they say that?
Did you ask?

835
00:47:16,958 --> 00:47:18,667
No, because I didn't want to push.
I wanted to find out--

836
00:47:18,835 --> 00:47:21,337
What do you mean push it, dude?
I'm doing him a fucking favor.

837
00:47:23,798 --> 00:47:26,383
I'm sure after the inauguration
we can go in the studio.

838
00:47:26,551 --> 00:47:29,970
What fucking planet
do you fucking live on?

839
00:47:30,138 --> 00:47:33,182
What don't you
fucking understand?

840
00:47:34,976 --> 00:47:37,144
I mean, this is
fucking ridiculous, dude.

841
00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,687
No, it's gonna work out.

842
00:47:38,855 --> 00:47:41,982
- As soon--
- I will work it out!

843
00:47:42,150 --> 00:47:43,692
Yes!

844
00:47:46,237 --> 00:47:47,821
What should I tell her?

845
00:47:47,989 --> 00:47:50,824
Just shut the fuck up.

846
00:47:50,992 --> 00:47:53,369
♪ I'm still here
through these years ♪

847
00:47:53,536 --> 00:47:55,204
♪ I don't scare-- ♪

848
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:58,499
I can't believe this.
Joaquin's watching TV last night

849
00:47:58,666 --> 00:48:02,419
and he saw like Hanks and Diddy
were at the inauguration.

850
00:48:02,587 --> 00:48:05,089
I think he's pretty pissed
Diddy hasn't called.

851
00:48:05,256 --> 00:48:07,508
Suddenly we've got to go
to Washington.

852
00:48:07,675 --> 00:48:09,259
I don't know what we're gonna do
when we get there

853
00:48:09,427 --> 00:48:11,595
'cause we don't have a car,
we don't have a place to stay.

854
00:48:11,763 --> 00:48:13,847
All we got were
one-way tickets.

855
00:48:14,015 --> 00:48:16,225
And nobody even asked him
to host a party at the inauguration.

856
00:48:16,393 --> 00:48:18,936
Not even a vice president party
so he's not happy about that either.

857
00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:22,106
How could we not have a car?

858
00:48:22,273 --> 00:48:25,567
What a goddamned
fucking joke this is.

859
00:48:25,735 --> 00:48:27,277
You know, I got up,

860
00:48:27,445 --> 00:48:29,780
I tried to wake up Joaq
to go to the inauguration,

861
00:48:29,948 --> 00:48:32,074
and he wouldn't get up.
He just would not wake up.

862
00:48:32,242 --> 00:48:35,702
So we left him there and then came back
and he was all pissed off

863
00:48:35,870 --> 00:48:38,080
with the once-in-a-lifetime
opportunity

864
00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:40,207
and he missed it.

865
00:48:40,375 --> 00:48:42,584
And now he's freaking out
about not having weed.

866
00:48:42,752 --> 00:48:46,755
So things aren't going well
on this leg of the adventure.

867
00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:49,716
...every step of the way.

868
00:48:51,803 --> 00:48:53,887
That's why
Weight Watchers created

869
00:48:54,055 --> 00:48:56,056
the brand new
Momentum program.

870
00:48:56,224 --> 00:48:57,891
Can we call him please?
I beg you.

871
00:48:58,059 --> 00:49:00,436
I mean, it's totally--
it's totally insane that...

872
00:49:00,603 --> 00:49:02,062
Are you crazy?
We have to have patience.

873
00:49:02,230 --> 00:49:03,647
...I should be without weed.

874
00:49:03,815 --> 00:49:06,942
We're going to take a look back
at this truly remarkable day.

875
00:49:07,110 --> 00:49:09,570
Can you please clip
my fucking hairs, dude?

876
00:49:09,737 --> 00:49:12,239
Don't! You don't have to hold it.
I'll hold it.

877
00:49:12,407 --> 00:49:15,284
- I have to hold it.
- I'll hold it. Don't touch it, just do it.

878
00:49:15,452 --> 00:49:18,829
- It grows back twice as fast.
- So fucking what, dude?

879
00:49:18,997 --> 00:49:21,582
Quit being
so goddamned negative.

880
00:49:21,749 --> 00:49:23,917
Why don't you
shave it off, dude?

881
00:49:24,085 --> 00:49:26,086
I'm not going
to fucking shave it off.

882
00:49:26,254 --> 00:49:29,089
- It's disgusting.
- Because we're not getting a full trim.

883
00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:31,300
- You're gonna get stubble.
- We gotta go.

884
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:34,094
- Why?
- Leo's hosting the first ball.

885
00:49:34,262 --> 00:49:37,848
I do fucking "Reservation Road,"
it sucks, no nominations.

886
00:49:38,016 --> 00:49:40,476
He does fucking "Revolutionary Road,"
and fucking gets nominated.

887
00:49:40,643 --> 00:49:42,478
- It's bullshit.
- He's biting your shit.

888
00:49:42,645 --> 00:49:44,813
He didn't bite my shit.
He just fucking

889
00:49:44,981 --> 00:49:46,607
got a better thing.
He's luckier.

890
00:49:46,774 --> 00:49:48,609
I won't-- I think
we should get rolling.

891
00:49:50,320 --> 00:49:51,945
Well, great.
I'd like a fucking joint

892
00:49:52,113 --> 00:49:54,531
and to be anywhere other
than Washington-fucking-D.C.

893
00:49:54,699 --> 00:49:56,825
But life is not
a Christmas day.

894
00:50:16,346 --> 00:50:18,722
'Cause I don't even give a shit
if he does the record or not, dude.

895
00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:21,475
I don't fucking care.
But he said that he wants to do it.

896
00:50:21,643 --> 00:50:23,977
Now everyone's talking about it
in the fucking papers.

897
00:50:24,145 --> 00:50:26,438
That's what everyone expects,
now I'm in that position.

898
00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:28,398
Honestly, what have you
fucking done?

899
00:50:28,566 --> 00:50:30,692
What have we done thus far?
We don't have a fucking flight?

900
00:50:30,860 --> 00:50:32,653
What did fucking EJO say?

901
00:50:32,820 --> 00:50:35,030
What did
Edward James Olmos say?

902
00:50:35,198 --> 00:50:37,533
Said we're fucking...

903
00:50:37,700 --> 00:50:41,703
turned into-- 10% of us into water
that goes down a stream

904
00:50:41,871 --> 00:50:44,331
and emanates into
the fucking ocean

905
00:50:44,499 --> 00:50:47,501
where we're rehydrated
into the fucking clouds

906
00:50:47,669 --> 00:50:49,461
and placed back down as snow
on the fucking mountain--

907
00:50:49,629 --> 00:50:52,005
on top of the mountain.
That's what it's about.

908
00:50:52,173 --> 00:50:53,674
You know what I mean?

909
00:50:53,841 --> 00:50:56,510
And that's how I'm fucking living.
That's why this is big for me.

910
00:50:56,678 --> 00:50:58,345
That's why who cares
if we're filming?

911
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,222
This is about
a personal journey.

912
00:51:00,390 --> 00:51:02,182
How many people
actually say,

913
00:51:02,350 --> 00:51:05,561
"You know what? I gotta work on me,
so I can think about we,"

914
00:51:05,728 --> 00:51:08,063
and actually fucking do it?
You know what I mean?

915
00:51:08,231 --> 00:51:12,025
This isn't some bullshit thing. This is me
changing my life before your eyes

916
00:51:12,193 --> 00:51:14,069
to be a fucking
positive influence.

917
00:51:14,237 --> 00:51:15,737
We got all this equipment,
all the camping gear

918
00:51:15,905 --> 00:51:18,115
and food and everything.
And we get way out there,

919
00:51:18,283 --> 00:51:20,576
and suddenly the weather changes.
It's snowing.

920
00:51:20,743 --> 00:51:22,619
We're freezing.
And we're on the top of this mountain,

921
00:51:22,787 --> 00:51:26,498
and the wind comes up,
blows all our shit off into this, like, gully.

922
00:51:26,666 --> 00:51:29,042
We'll never see it again.
And we have to figure out a way to get back.

923
00:51:29,210 --> 00:51:32,045
- What the fuck are you talking about?
- We gotta get back

924
00:51:32,213 --> 00:51:33,714
without--
we all gotta survive.

925
00:51:33,881 --> 00:51:35,132
Where are we getting back to?

926
00:51:35,300 --> 00:51:37,426
We're in fucking D.C.

927
00:51:37,594 --> 00:51:39,595
- But I'm talking about get back to--
- You mean it metaphorically.

928
00:51:39,762 --> 00:51:42,097
--the comfortable-- yeah, metaphorically.
The comfortable place where we feel good--

929
00:51:42,265 --> 00:51:45,475
- Well, say you're speaking--
say "metaphorically speaking"

930
00:51:45,643 --> 00:51:48,061
or else it's fucking confusing.

931
00:51:48,229 --> 00:51:49,771
"What is he talking about?
We're in fucking D.C."

932
00:51:49,939 --> 00:51:51,690
I get where you're going.

933
00:51:51,858 --> 00:51:53,900
- You did not!
- No, everything was cool up to a certain--

934
00:51:54,068 --> 00:51:56,403
- I do though.
- Anton, you did not fucking get it.

935
00:51:56,571 --> 00:51:59,781
If I'm tired and I'm grumpy,
you still fucking wake me up.

936
00:51:59,949 --> 00:52:02,659
You know what I mean?
It's like, have the fucking decency

937
00:52:02,827 --> 00:52:04,786
to let me be
a decent person.

938
00:52:04,954 --> 00:52:07,289
Because I'm the one that's being
looked out there publically

939
00:52:07,457 --> 00:52:09,916
percep--
being perceived.

940
00:52:10,084 --> 00:52:12,085
Do you know what I mean?
Anton, you can't--

941
00:52:12,253 --> 00:52:14,630
you fuck up a flight;
you can't get a goddamned flight.

942
00:52:14,797 --> 00:52:16,173
Dude, if I travel with you guys,

943
00:52:16,341 --> 00:52:18,091
I can't get on
the fucking private jet.

944
00:52:18,259 --> 00:52:20,344
Fucking Ben fucking
isn't comfortable--

945
00:52:20,511 --> 00:52:22,554
me and Casey
can fucking roll. Okay?

946
00:52:22,722 --> 00:52:25,432
Because we fucking know that world.
You guys not only--

947
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,434
you make us look
fucking stupid, dude.

948
00:52:27,602 --> 00:52:30,771
Tobey and fucking Leo
are on a fucking jet, man.

949
00:52:30,938 --> 00:52:34,358
And we're in this fucking minivan.
I'm in a fucking green

950
00:52:34,525 --> 00:52:37,736
rent-a-car minivan.
It's a fucking joke.

951
00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:39,446
This is a goddamned
fucking joke.

952
00:52:39,614 --> 00:52:42,949
♪ It's time for me to end this game
with a brand-new start ♪

953
00:52:43,117 --> 00:52:46,453
♪ Coming to you live, direct,
I'll fucking tear out my spleen ♪

954
00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:49,289
♪ It's none other than
the one and only Joaquin ♪

955
00:52:49,457 --> 00:52:51,458
♪ Bitch, D.C. ♪

956
00:52:55,838 --> 00:52:57,673
Oh shit!

957
00:52:57,840 --> 00:53:00,801
Fucking smoked.
They're in cahoots.

958
00:53:00,968 --> 00:53:02,761
Son of a bitch.

959
00:53:02,929 --> 00:53:07,432
Fucking smoked!
Look it-- just two fucking weasels.

960
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:10,602
Shit, they're probably right there
just selling the fucking info.

961
00:53:10,770 --> 00:53:12,771
That's why they just left
all smiling and shit.

962
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:15,941
Them wannabe rock stars-- fuck you.
I'll fucking crush you.

963
00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:19,486
I had a private eye
follow fucking Anton

964
00:53:19,654 --> 00:53:21,780
because I'm pretty
fucking sure he's the one

965
00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:24,449
that was selling information
to magazines, saying, like,

966
00:53:24,617 --> 00:53:26,993
that my shit's a hoax
or something.

967
00:53:27,161 --> 00:53:29,496
And I just want
to fucking crush him.

968
00:53:29,664 --> 00:53:32,541
♪ I heard the call,
sirens sounding off ♪

969
00:53:32,709 --> 00:53:35,377
♪ Feeling guilty 'cause my day
was spent fucking off ♪

970
00:53:35,545 --> 00:53:38,213
♪ History's perverted me,
words don't really comfort me ♪

971
00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:40,632
♪ You've become the epitome
of a fucking-- ♪

972
00:53:42,510 --> 00:53:44,386
♪ I made it here
despite the efforts of a few ♪

973
00:53:44,554 --> 00:53:47,514
♪ So now it's time
to simply say, "Fuck you!" ♪

974
00:53:50,810 --> 00:53:51,977
That's fucking ironic.

975
00:53:52,145 --> 00:53:55,147
Can I come in?

976
00:54:07,326 --> 00:54:09,578
I really don't think
you should film this, dude.

977
00:54:09,746 --> 00:54:11,496
I mean--

978
00:54:14,584 --> 00:54:16,626
Ant, dude,

979
00:54:17,670 --> 00:54:20,088
I know it was
fucking you, dude.

980
00:54:20,256 --> 00:54:21,506
What was me?

981
00:54:21,674 --> 00:54:24,009
- The press.
- The press?!

982
00:54:24,177 --> 00:54:25,844
I have not talked
to the press, dude.

983
00:54:26,012 --> 00:54:28,430
I have not had anything at all,
on my life, dude,

984
00:54:28,598 --> 00:54:30,390
- I have not talked to the press.
- Ant,

985
00:54:30,558 --> 00:54:32,934
don't fucking
do this to yourself.

986
00:54:33,102 --> 00:54:34,186
I--

987
00:54:34,353 --> 00:54:35,854
I can't believe that you
could come into my home

988
00:54:36,022 --> 00:54:38,607
after all the things
I've done for you.

989
00:54:38,775 --> 00:54:40,776
I tried to give you
this opportunity

990
00:54:40,943 --> 00:54:43,195
and you fucking
betray me, dude--

991
00:54:43,362 --> 00:54:45,489
the one fucking thing.

992
00:54:45,656 --> 00:54:47,240
I did not, Joaq.
Honestly, on my life,

993
00:54:47,408 --> 00:54:49,409
I did not betray you.
I swear on my life, dude.

994
00:54:49,577 --> 00:54:51,203
I have not talked to the press
about anything.

995
00:54:51,370 --> 00:54:52,871
Dude, you think
it's a fucking joke.

996
00:54:53,039 --> 00:54:54,873
I do not think
it's a joke, dude.

997
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:57,042
Here, is this a joke?
Let me show you this.

998
00:54:57,210 --> 00:54:59,294
This is...

999
00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:01,755
- obviously you.
- Yeah.

1000
00:55:01,923 --> 00:55:05,133
That is me, but that's not me--
I'm not talking to the press, dude.

1001
00:55:05,301 --> 00:55:07,886
- That's me and Norm.
- I understand that.

1002
00:55:08,054 --> 00:55:11,056
I'm just saying that
I am getting information

1003
00:55:11,224 --> 00:55:14,810
and I already have information
and I'm fucking--

1004
00:55:14,977 --> 00:55:18,313
and I have this.
I'm not a fucking idiot.

1005
00:55:18,481 --> 00:55:23,068
Priority dispatch-- take notice
of your healthcare provider.

1006
00:55:23,236 --> 00:55:26,279
Um, "amount claimed, 26,000."

1007
00:55:26,447 --> 00:55:28,490
What the fuck is that?

1008
00:55:28,658 --> 00:55:31,785
- Uh, "to Anton."
- Right?

1009
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:35,664
Yeah, but that's
for fucking Tucson, dude.

1010
00:55:35,832 --> 00:55:37,749
I'm-- I'm-- I'm going to--
I'm paying that.

1011
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:39,584
I'm already talking to them
about that.

1012
00:55:39,752 --> 00:55:41,586
- How are you paying that?
- I'm not paying--

1013
00:55:41,754 --> 00:55:43,046
- With the fucking money from the press?
- No. I haven't paid it.

1014
00:55:43,214 --> 00:55:46,091
I spoke to a lawyer today.
I haven't paid any of that.

1015
00:55:46,259 --> 00:55:48,260
I am so fucking cool and open
and good to people.

1016
00:55:48,427 --> 00:55:50,679
Whatever it is,
nothing but fucking love, man.

1017
00:55:50,847 --> 00:55:54,140
I have such a-- I just want to
fucking put out positive vibrations

1018
00:55:54,308 --> 00:55:56,935
and then
you fucking betray me?

1019
00:55:57,103 --> 00:55:59,187
- You betray us?
- I have not betrayed you, man.

1020
00:55:59,355 --> 00:56:01,815
- Casey--
- You literally just fucked my life.

1021
00:56:01,983 --> 00:56:03,525
You fucked
my fucking life, dude.

1022
00:56:03,693 --> 00:56:05,819
You fucked my life!

1023
00:56:05,987 --> 00:56:08,655
You fucked my life, dude.
I know that you fucked my life.

1024
00:56:08,823 --> 00:56:11,783
- I did not, man. I did not.
- You are going to continue--

1025
00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,952
will you fucking tell him
that we know, dude?

1026
00:56:14,120 --> 00:56:18,957
Yeah, it seems that you
provided information to the press.

1027
00:56:19,125 --> 00:56:21,960
Okay, this is what happened, okay?
One day everything's down, dude.

1028
00:56:22,128 --> 00:56:23,712
The next day you're furious
about an anonymous quote

1029
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:25,505
in a magazine
that I've never even seen.

1030
00:56:25,673 --> 00:56:28,008
I don't know whether to fucking laugh
or what to do, dude.

1031
00:56:28,175 --> 00:56:29,968
- I'm afraid--
- I dare you to fucking laugh.

1032
00:56:30,136 --> 00:56:32,012
I'm not gonna laugh.

1033
00:56:32,179 --> 00:56:34,931
I think that you
are a fucking selfish,

1034
00:56:35,099 --> 00:56:38,143
arrogant,
worthless cunt.

1035
00:56:43,482 --> 00:56:46,026
Do you think that I'm just going
to forget about this, dude?

1036
00:56:46,193 --> 00:56:48,737
I have gone to Casey
every fucking day and said to him

1037
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:51,573
"What can I do?"
He came to me with a paper to sign.

1038
00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:54,743
That fucking firstly it was the confidentiality--
which I know we fell out about

1039
00:56:54,911 --> 00:56:56,494
because I thought it was--
I did honestly think--

1040
00:56:56,662 --> 00:56:58,371
- Then you weren't gonna sign--
- But I signed that.

1041
00:56:58,539 --> 00:57:00,248
The only thing about that was

1042
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:02,500
he's got me walking around
with my dick between my legs.

1043
00:57:02,668 --> 00:57:04,711
Yeah. Are you gonna
look like the idiot

1044
00:57:04,879 --> 00:57:06,546
in this fucking doc?
Absolutely.

1045
00:57:06,714 --> 00:57:10,842
And this is the fucking moment
where the fucking good guy wins.

1046
00:57:11,010 --> 00:57:14,346
So in some ways, maybe I actually have to
fucking credit you, cuntface,

1047
00:57:14,513 --> 00:57:16,431
because I wrote
a fucking new song

1048
00:57:16,599 --> 00:57:19,851
that was fucking inspired by
to fucking crush you

1049
00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:22,062
so maybe that way--
I mean, that would be the,

1050
00:57:22,229 --> 00:57:25,440
you know, the fucking irony of course.
This is the fucking...

1051
00:57:25,608 --> 00:57:28,735
you know, hit,
you know, song.

1052
00:57:28,903 --> 00:57:31,196
The worst day of my life
ends up being

1053
00:57:31,364 --> 00:57:35,533
the day I evaporate
and go up or whatever.

1054
00:57:50,967 --> 00:57:52,717
It's nearly ready!

1055
00:57:52,885 --> 00:57:54,928
I think if, you know,
this is his last film,

1056
00:57:55,096 --> 00:57:56,930
that he should be
respectful with Ja--

1057
00:57:57,098 --> 00:57:59,724
you know, with James
and the movie company.

1058
00:57:59,892 --> 00:58:01,810
After all, these people
did make a movie.

1059
00:58:01,978 --> 00:58:03,645
Magazines, newspapers,

1060
00:58:03,813 --> 00:58:05,772
TV shows,

1061
00:58:05,940 --> 00:58:08,733
you know, abc.com,
"Rolling Stone."

1062
00:58:08,901 --> 00:58:11,236
- No no.
- MTV News.

1063
00:58:11,404 --> 00:58:14,656
I'd like to see him just,
you know, dress nicely

1064
00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:16,950
and do his interviews.
But he will.

1065
00:58:17,118 --> 00:58:20,578
This is his last premier,
his last press junket.

1066
00:58:20,746 --> 00:58:22,580
Despite what he says,

1067
00:58:22,748 --> 00:58:25,750
I think he'd like to say goodbye
in a nice way.

1068
00:58:25,918 --> 00:58:27,836
Hey, Carline, it's Larry
calling for J.P.

1069
00:58:28,004 --> 00:58:30,422
He's in the studio right now
working on some tracks. It's ready to go.

1070
00:58:30,589 --> 00:58:33,508
I need to confirm
the place and the time,

1071
00:58:33,676 --> 00:58:36,636
so if you could get back to me
as soon as possible. Thank you.

1072
00:58:36,804 --> 00:58:39,806
I can't talk to Diddy.
And so it's his people,

1073
00:58:39,974 --> 00:58:41,266
like, I have no idea
who I'm talking to

1074
00:58:41,434 --> 00:58:43,643
and they don't feel like
they have to get back to me.

1075
00:58:43,811 --> 00:58:45,437
Hi, you've reached Carline
at Bad Boy Records...

1076
00:58:45,604 --> 00:58:47,522
Should I leave a message?

1077
00:58:47,690 --> 00:58:50,025
Hey, it's J.P.-- Joaquin.

1078
00:58:50,192 --> 00:58:52,944
Uh, I left a few messages,
but I haven't heard back.

1079
00:58:53,112 --> 00:58:55,280
Just not sure
what's going on.

1080
00:58:55,448 --> 00:58:57,490
You're dropping
the fucking ball with Carline.

1081
00:58:57,658 --> 00:59:00,118
She doesn't know what's going on.
And I'm stressed.

1082
00:59:00,286 --> 00:59:02,829
No longer is it a funny fucking thing
about triumph,

1083
00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:05,707
but it's like about this dude
who's constantly getting squeezed

1084
00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:07,876
by everybody around him,
trying to fuck him over.

1085
00:59:08,044 --> 00:59:10,837
And that's the fucking triumph--
that I rise above this shit.

1086
00:59:11,005 --> 00:59:12,297
That's the fucking triumph.

1087
00:59:12,465 --> 00:59:14,174
Well, he's gonna--

1088
00:59:14,341 --> 00:59:16,384
He's definitely gonna call.

1089
00:59:18,220 --> 00:59:20,055
All I can do is
fucking walk around.

1090
00:59:20,222 --> 00:59:21,973
I can just go--
I can go forward.

1091
00:59:22,141 --> 00:59:24,976
And you know what?

1092
00:59:26,979 --> 00:59:29,981
The fucking cocksucker calls, right?
Hello?

1093
00:59:32,401 --> 00:59:33,735
I'm good. What's up?

1094
00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:42,911
Sue, I'm not going to New York.
I'm not fucking doing press.

1095
00:59:43,079 --> 00:59:45,663
Because I'm going in the studio
to record with Puff.

1096
00:59:45,831 --> 00:59:47,457
There's no way
I'm going to cancel.

1097
00:59:47,625 --> 00:59:50,001
I-- I don't know.
It'll probably be...

1098
00:59:50,169 --> 00:59:51,920
I don't know,
like a week or something.

1099
00:59:52,088 --> 00:59:54,297
We're just starting out.
I have no fucking idea.

1100
00:59:54,465 --> 00:59:56,758
It's just the beginning.

1101
00:59:56,926 --> 00:59:58,426
Sue, I'm done.

1102
01:00:01,806 --> 01:00:05,266
Oh-- fucking hell.
I didn't even see it.

1103
01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:08,186
Fucking thing.

1104
01:00:10,481 --> 01:00:13,691
You never ever be late.
Never ever be late.

1105
01:00:16,529 --> 01:00:18,822
- What session?
- Uh, Diddy.

1106
01:00:33,003 --> 01:00:35,171
♪ As soon as I scream
the name ♪

1107
01:00:39,301 --> 01:00:41,469
♪ Lost in the--
in the jungles ♪

1108
01:00:41,637 --> 01:00:44,222
♪ Offering everything ♪

1109
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,057
♪ How much more soul? ♪

1110
01:00:46,225 --> 01:00:48,977
- ♪ You burned my heart down... ♪
- What up?

1111
01:00:49,145 --> 01:00:52,355
What's up, man?
This is great.

1112
01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:54,983
- How long you been standing there for?
- Oh, just a few seconds.

1113
01:00:55,151 --> 01:00:57,026
Sorry, buddy.
Good to see you.

1114
01:00:57,194 --> 01:00:59,154
- Hi, how you doing?
- That sounds awesome.

1115
01:00:59,321 --> 01:01:01,656
Have a seat.

1116
01:01:01,824 --> 01:01:03,992
Hello?

1117
01:01:11,876 --> 01:01:13,835
Sorry about that.

1118
01:01:14,003 --> 01:01:16,212
- No, that's cool.
- So what's up, man?

1119
01:01:16,380 --> 01:01:18,256
Just...

1120
01:01:20,176 --> 01:01:22,719
hanging out, um,

1121
01:01:22,887 --> 01:01:24,679
I can't find
my fucking tunes.

1122
01:01:24,847 --> 01:01:26,556
- What you looking for?
- My C-- okay.

1123
01:01:26,724 --> 01:01:28,683
Just making sure
I have my CD.

1124
01:01:28,851 --> 01:01:30,560
I thought I forgot it.

1125
01:01:30,728 --> 01:01:32,645
- What's going on?
- So what's up, man...

1126
01:01:32,813 --> 01:01:34,647
- Nothing.
- ...since I saw you in Miami?

1127
01:01:34,815 --> 01:01:37,734
You said that, you know,
you was working on some music.

1128
01:01:37,902 --> 01:01:40,904
Yep. So I got some stuff, man.
You want to hear it?

1129
01:01:41,071 --> 01:01:42,530
- Yeah yeah.
- All right.

1130
01:01:42,698 --> 01:01:44,908
I don't know, man.
Maybe we should...

1131
01:01:45,075 --> 01:01:47,076
start with track 2--
I don't know.

1132
01:01:47,244 --> 01:01:48,828
What kind of vibe
do you want?

1133
01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:51,164
Just play me a hit.
I need to hear a hit, baby.

1134
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:52,749
Uh, I don't-- I don't--

1135
01:01:52,917 --> 01:01:55,001
Dude. No, try track 2.

1136
01:01:55,169 --> 01:01:56,878
I don't-- this is
one of my newer ones.

1137
01:01:57,046 --> 01:01:59,047
You know how you listen to stuff
and you listen to it for a while

1138
01:01:59,215 --> 01:02:01,090
so you get bored of it,
then you hear the new thing.

1139
01:02:01,258 --> 01:02:02,800
So maybe this is worse.
I don't know, but...

1140
01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:07,639
♪ Can I get a refund?
What? ♪

1141
01:02:07,806 --> 01:02:10,183
♪ For this life of sin,
we're not trying again ♪

1142
01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:12,352
♪ Let me hit this, man,
I want my money back ♪

1143
01:02:12,519 --> 01:02:14,979
♪ I know I can do better
if the devil let me off ♪

1144
01:02:15,147 --> 01:02:16,981
♪ I swear to God
I'm ready ♪

1145
01:02:17,149 --> 01:02:19,067
♪ We was dealt a hand
by the man ♪

1146
01:02:19,235 --> 01:02:21,819
♪ Upstairs, the one they say
that gots the plan ♪

1147
01:02:21,987 --> 01:02:24,405
♪ And we never questioned,
assumed that he had blessed us ♪

1148
01:02:24,573 --> 01:02:26,908
♪ But every day, studied hard
just in case he tests us-- ♪

1149
01:02:27,076 --> 01:02:29,369
Play me another.

1150
01:02:29,536 --> 01:02:32,538
Uh, I don't know.
What's the next--

1151
01:02:32,706 --> 01:02:34,999
Um...

1152
01:02:41,173 --> 01:02:43,549
♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪

1153
01:02:43,717 --> 01:02:46,427
♪ Bup bup
bah-da-dup ♪

1154
01:02:46,595 --> 01:02:49,430
♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪

1155
01:02:49,598 --> 01:02:52,725
♪ Bup bup bup bup ♪

1156
01:02:52,893 --> 01:02:55,270
♪ I was merely a child
when I was discovered ♪

1157
01:02:55,437 --> 01:02:58,106
♪ Had jitters, all meek,
you know us children ♪

1158
01:02:58,274 --> 01:03:00,858
♪ It was only chance
that we met, your scent ♪

1159
01:03:01,026 --> 01:03:03,403
♪ Electric, overwhelming
all my senses ♪

1160
01:03:03,570 --> 01:03:06,948
- ♪ 19 years old, we's reacquainted ♪
- ♪ Bup bup bah-da-dup ♪

1161
01:03:07,116 --> 01:03:09,117
♪ Up north with Goose
who we filmed with ♪

1162
01:03:09,285 --> 01:03:11,286
♪ I thought I lost
the taste for you-- ♪

1163
01:03:11,453 --> 01:03:13,288
Play something else.

1164
01:03:13,455 --> 01:03:14,956
Don't play that one.

1165
01:03:21,380 --> 01:03:23,298
♪ Compli-fucking- ♪

1166
01:03:23,465 --> 01:03:25,883
♪ Cation ♪

1167
01:03:26,051 --> 01:03:28,553
♪ Compli-fucking- ♪

1168
01:03:28,721 --> 01:03:31,389
♪ Cation ♪

1169
01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:33,725
♪ Compli-fucking- ♪

1170
01:03:33,892 --> 01:03:36,394
♪ Cation ♪

1171
01:03:36,562 --> 01:03:38,980
♪ Compli-fucking-cation,
compli-motherfucking-cation... ♪

1172
01:03:39,148 --> 01:03:41,733
♪ Compli-fucking-cation,
compli-motherfucking-cation ♪

1173
01:03:41,900 --> 01:03:44,444
♪ Compli-motherfucking-cation,
compli-fucking-cated ♪

1174
01:03:44,611 --> 01:03:46,904
♪ It's so fucking complicated
that my mind can't even say it, check it ♪

1175
01:03:47,072 --> 01:03:49,741
♪ If everything was this motherfucking
complicated ♪

1176
01:03:49,908 --> 01:03:51,743
♪ When Leo took the globe
and played with-- ♪

1177
01:03:51,910 --> 01:03:54,078
No no no, not for you.
That's enough.

1178
01:03:54,246 --> 01:03:56,456
That's enough.

1179
01:03:59,585 --> 01:04:02,295
So tell me, um-- tell me why
you wanted to do this.

1180
01:04:04,423 --> 01:04:07,133
I mean why-- why did you
want to do hip-hop?

1181
01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:09,260
'Cause, uh, um...

1182
01:04:09,428 --> 01:04:12,263
You think it's-it's--
it's fucking funny?

1183
01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:19,479
You're not like making it,
like, you know, like, "Yo, what up?"

1184
01:04:19,646 --> 01:04:22,357
You're not-- you don't be doing
none of that shit when I'm not around, right?

1185
01:04:22,524 --> 01:04:27,779
No... no no. I mean,
there's a-- not at all.

1186
01:04:27,946 --> 01:04:31,699
Like, that's what this-- just--
gives it a lot of change of fortunes

1187
01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:35,286
and I think, like, I got to a place in my career
when I just started looking back

1188
01:04:35,454 --> 01:04:38,623
on my life and look at the things
that had affected me

1189
01:04:38,791 --> 01:04:40,541
and like the wrong turns
I could have made

1190
01:04:40,709 --> 01:04:42,043
and the wrong turns
I did make.

1191
01:04:42,211 --> 01:04:44,212
And then I wanted this music
just to represent

1192
01:04:44,380 --> 01:04:47,882
kind of that story
and, like, what that is

1193
01:04:48,050 --> 01:04:49,842
to say that there's
this other part of it.

1194
01:04:50,010 --> 01:04:54,389
And for me,
I have a connection to hip-hop

1195
01:04:54,556 --> 01:04:56,641
the way anyone has a connection
to any kind of music.

1196
01:04:56,809 --> 01:04:58,726
You know?
It's-- I don't--

1197
01:04:58,894 --> 01:05:01,229
it's not where you're--
I'm just playing around.

1198
01:05:01,397 --> 01:05:02,438
Mm-hmm, all right.
I'm just making sure.

1199
01:05:02,606 --> 01:05:05,400
You know, hearing the music,
I like the first two cuts.

1200
01:05:05,567 --> 01:05:07,902
Um, I think it went downhill after that,
but, you know,

1201
01:05:08,070 --> 01:05:10,363
that happens with everybody.
You know what I'm saying?

1202
01:05:10,531 --> 01:05:12,657
You know, I think you do have
some potential.

1203
01:05:12,825 --> 01:05:14,867
It just depends on how far you want to take it,
you know what I'm saying?

1204
01:05:15,035 --> 01:05:17,161
What you're trying to do and how far
you're trying to go with it.

1205
01:05:17,329 --> 01:05:19,330
Like-- you know.

1206
01:05:19,498 --> 01:05:22,166
You know, if it's something
you want to do,

1207
01:05:22,334 --> 01:05:24,210
I believe anybody
can do anything, you know?

1208
01:05:24,378 --> 01:05:26,337
If their heart is really in it.

1209
01:05:26,505 --> 01:05:28,256
I liked those two songs,
you know?

1210
01:05:30,676 --> 01:05:33,177
So what's the next move?

1211
01:05:33,345 --> 01:05:36,514
- Just... you got a vocal booth?
- What you mean?

1212
01:05:36,682 --> 01:05:38,516
How do you want
to start it off?

1213
01:05:38,684 --> 01:05:41,060
- Start what off?
- Just recording.

1214
01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:43,229
Oh no, I'm not--
I mean,

1215
01:05:43,397 --> 01:05:46,065
you're not ready
to record with me.

1216
01:05:46,233 --> 01:05:49,277
You know? I mean,
you're not at that point yet.

1217
01:05:49,445 --> 01:05:52,029
- You know?
- I-- 'cause I was--

1218
01:05:54,741 --> 01:05:57,201
because I thought that we
were gonna make it work here.

1219
01:05:57,369 --> 01:05:58,953
I thought we had a deal...

1220
01:06:00,747 --> 01:06:02,540
Okay.

1221
01:06:08,380 --> 01:06:09,922
I gotta get back to work,
all right?

1222
01:06:10,090 --> 01:06:11,424
- All right.
- Love you, man.

1223
01:06:11,592 --> 01:06:13,050
Come here.
Give me a hug.

1224
01:06:13,218 --> 01:06:15,595
All right?

1225
01:06:19,725 --> 01:06:21,392
Can I have my CD?

1226
01:06:21,560 --> 01:06:23,769
- Yeah, I gave it to you.
- Okay.

1227
01:06:23,937 --> 01:06:27,940
- Oh no, he'll give it to you over there.
- Okay.

1228
01:06:30,319 --> 01:06:32,820
Shit.

1229
01:06:45,959 --> 01:06:48,419
Okay.

1230
01:06:48,587 --> 01:06:50,338
Tell him I'm coming

1231
01:06:50,506 --> 01:06:53,090
and I'm just going to finish it out
like I said I would.

1232
01:06:53,258 --> 01:06:55,426
Well, let me see
if I can get Letterman back.

1233
01:06:55,594 --> 01:06:57,678
You'll have to get
on a plane tomorrow.

1234
01:07:07,606 --> 01:07:09,607
Please have your
photo identification

1235
01:07:09,775 --> 01:07:11,943
out and available
for the agent at the counter.

1236
01:07:12,110 --> 01:07:14,278
- Is it true you stopped acting, man?
- Let's start it off, baby.

1237
01:07:14,446 --> 01:07:16,697
♪ Yo, we got
Joaquin in J.F.K. ♪

1238
01:07:16,865 --> 01:07:19,575
♪ I wanna get
my rap career on my way. ♪

1239
01:07:21,286 --> 01:07:23,496
We spotted Joe Cocker--
wait a minute!

1240
01:07:23,664 --> 01:07:25,957
That's Joaquin Phoenix.
The former actor

1241
01:07:26,124 --> 01:07:28,834
is still claiming to have left
the biz of show for good,

1242
01:07:29,002 --> 01:07:31,295
choosing to focus more
on his music career

1243
01:07:31,463 --> 01:07:34,465
and clearly less
on his personal hygiene.

1244
01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:37,718
How about M.C. Tobias
or Flavor Save?

1245
01:07:37,886 --> 01:07:40,638
Jofo?

1246
01:07:44,101 --> 01:07:48,396
So the question is will Phoenix
rise from the ashes of his acting career

1247
01:07:48,564 --> 01:07:50,398
and conquer
the music industry?

1248
01:07:50,566 --> 01:07:53,150
Is the whole thing a hoax?
Will he put out a record?

1249
01:07:53,318 --> 01:07:55,695
Most of all, do we care?

1250
01:08:01,034 --> 01:08:04,495
He has a junket
for his film "Two Lovers,"

1251
01:08:04,663 --> 01:08:06,539
three one-on-one interviews,

1252
01:08:06,707 --> 01:08:09,417
"USA Today."

1253
01:08:09,585 --> 01:08:13,546
He is going to do a print
and online roundtable.

1254
01:08:15,173 --> 01:08:17,341
- Have you seen "Two Lovers"?
- No.

1255
01:08:17,509 --> 01:08:20,177
You're not curious
about what it's like or what it--

1256
01:08:20,345 --> 01:08:22,096
I was there.

1257
01:08:22,264 --> 01:08:24,682
But you weren't in all the scenes.

1258
01:08:24,850 --> 01:08:26,183
No, it's all right.

1259
01:08:26,351 --> 01:08:28,102
I mean,
I'm sure they were great.

1260
01:08:28,270 --> 01:08:30,396
Okay, just 'cause most actors
that I talk to,

1261
01:08:30,564 --> 01:08:32,565
they're interested in how the director
puts it together and...

1262
01:08:32,733 --> 01:08:34,066
No.

1263
01:08:34,234 --> 01:08:37,028
Um, did you prepare
for this movie?

1264
01:08:37,195 --> 01:08:39,030
- In what way? No.
- In like-- did you--

1265
01:08:39,197 --> 01:08:40,656
The journalists outside
who are waiting to talk to you,

1266
01:08:40,824 --> 01:08:43,826
they're all wondering if this is a hoax.
They're talking to each other,

1267
01:08:43,994 --> 01:08:46,120
saying "It's a hoax, it's a hoax."
But it's not.

1268
01:08:46,288 --> 01:08:47,955
Like, you seem
legitimately interested.

1269
01:08:48,123 --> 01:08:50,374
It's hard not to get offended
when you sit there

1270
01:08:50,542 --> 01:08:53,127
with your little smile and say
"We think this is a hoax,"

1271
01:08:53,295 --> 01:08:56,213
because you're talking about my life
as if my life's a fucking joke to you.

1272
01:08:56,381 --> 01:08:58,758
No, not-- I'm-- you know, I'm not--
I don't mean to offend you.

1273
01:08:58,925 --> 01:09:00,718
You can do the Fox News,
go "Some may say..."

1274
01:09:00,886 --> 01:09:02,720
- Right.
- ...and put it on them.

1275
01:09:02,888 --> 01:09:06,641
But it's your question and it's hard
not to take it personally

1276
01:09:06,808 --> 01:09:09,268
and feel like you're saying
my life's a fucking joke.

1277
01:09:09,436 --> 01:09:11,312
Do you realize really
what you're doing

1278
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:13,314
by taking this step
away from movies?

1279
01:09:13,482 --> 01:09:15,983
Being in the limelight as a rapper
will be any different?

1280
01:09:16,151 --> 01:09:18,944
...that you know your new career
is overshadowing the film?

1281
01:09:19,112 --> 01:09:22,281
Is Diddy just doing the music
or is he working on the lyrics too?

1282
01:09:22,449 --> 01:09:25,785
Um, yeah, we're gonna
work together.

1283
01:09:25,952 --> 01:09:27,578
Lovely, excellent,

1284
01:09:27,746 --> 01:09:29,246
average, lovely.

1285
01:09:47,516 --> 01:09:50,434
Are you really filming
just driving in a fucking car?

1286
01:09:57,609 --> 01:09:59,819
- Oh oh!
- All right, you gotta stop.

1287
01:10:02,364 --> 01:10:04,990
Joaquin Phoenix, whoo! Joaquin!

1288
01:10:05,158 --> 01:10:07,118
Joaquin! Joaquin!

1289
01:10:11,665 --> 01:10:13,290
Seven minutes
to the introduction.

1290
01:10:13,458 --> 01:10:15,376
All "Late Show"
band members backstage.

1291
01:10:33,520 --> 01:10:36,689
Coming up, Joaquin Phoenix.

1292
01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,572
Our first guest is a--
how about this?

1293
01:10:44,740 --> 01:10:47,908
Two-time Academy Award nominee,
Joaquin Phoenix.

1294
01:11:06,178 --> 01:11:07,928
Good to see you.

1295
01:11:08,096 --> 01:11:10,347
Thank you very much
for being on the program again.

1296
01:11:10,515 --> 01:11:13,350
You know, it's been three years
since the last time you were on the show.

1297
01:11:13,518 --> 01:11:15,269
And I will just say
right off the top here,

1298
01:11:15,437 --> 01:11:17,021
you look different
than I remember.

1299
01:11:18,690 --> 01:11:20,608
You've got a nice beard going and...

1300
01:11:20,776 --> 01:11:23,068
- Oh yeah, thank you.
- How is that-- the beard?

1301
01:11:23,236 --> 01:11:26,197
- In what way?
- Is it comfortable?

1302
01:11:26,364 --> 01:11:28,866
Is it itchy?
Are you pleased with it?

1303
01:11:29,034 --> 01:11:32,536
I'm okay with it, but now
you're making me feel weird about it.

1304
01:11:32,704 --> 01:11:35,372
I'm sorry, I'm making you
feel weird about it?

1305
01:11:35,540 --> 01:11:37,333
- Is there something wrong?
- I can't be the first one

1306
01:11:37,501 --> 01:11:39,251
to make you feel weird about it.

1307
01:11:39,419 --> 01:11:41,712
Mmm, no I guess not.

1308
01:11:41,880 --> 01:11:44,882
See, that's what I'm talking about.
You doing a lot of this?

1309
01:11:45,050 --> 01:11:48,219
- That's just a nervous tic, I think.
- Oh, just a nervous tic.

1310
01:11:48,386 --> 01:11:50,554
Uh, you know,
I saw this--

1311
01:11:52,724 --> 01:11:55,267
I saw this movie the other night--
tremendous.

1312
01:11:55,435 --> 01:11:58,270
What a tremendous film.
You and who else is in it?

1313
01:11:58,438 --> 01:12:00,981
Uh, what's her name?
Beautiful lovely...

1314
01:12:01,149 --> 01:12:04,235
Mmm.

1315
01:12:04,402 --> 01:12:06,570
- Gwyneth Paltrow.
- Oh yeah, Gwyneth Paltrow.

1316
01:12:06,738 --> 01:12:10,449
- I really enjoyed your work.
- Thank you.

1317
01:12:10,617 --> 01:12:11,784
Yeah.

1318
01:12:17,916 --> 01:12:20,960
Are you--

1319
01:12:35,475 --> 01:12:37,601
Um...

1320
01:12:37,769 --> 01:12:41,605
what-- what can you tell us
about your days with the Unabomber?

1321
01:12:53,618 --> 01:12:56,787
It's just a little joke.

1322
01:12:56,955 --> 01:12:59,999
You're not going to act anymore?

1323
01:13:00,166 --> 01:13:02,376
- No.
- Huh.

1324
01:13:02,544 --> 01:13:04,378
Why is that?

1325
01:13:04,546 --> 01:13:07,298
Mmm...

1326
01:13:07,465 --> 01:13:09,717
I don't know.

1327
01:13:09,885 --> 01:13:13,137
- I mean--
- So you have given it some thought.

1328
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:14,805
Yeah, it's not really...

1329
01:13:14,973 --> 01:13:17,349
an easy thing to explain.

1330
01:13:17,517 --> 01:13:19,143
It's something that's been

1331
01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:21,312
a part of my life
for a long time, d'you know?

1332
01:13:21,479 --> 01:13:23,981
And so it's weird to, like,
come out on stage

1333
01:13:24,149 --> 01:13:26,025
with a bunch of people
and just talk about it.

1334
01:13:26,192 --> 01:13:27,985
- Mm-hmm.
- D'you know? So.

1335
01:13:28,153 --> 01:13:31,196
Now when will we see
the new music career?

1336
01:13:31,364 --> 01:13:35,659
The new hip-hop career,
when will we see that take off?

1337
01:13:35,827 --> 01:13:38,370
When can we--
'cause we want to be there.

1338
01:13:39,414 --> 01:13:42,499
Uh, well, I'd love to come
on the show and perform...

1339
01:13:42,667 --> 01:13:44,168
- Yeah.
- ...when it's done.

1340
01:13:48,590 --> 01:13:50,591
But I'm just-- I'm working on it,
you know?

1341
01:13:50,759 --> 01:13:53,427
- It's a--
- You know, that seems unlikely.

1342
01:13:59,017 --> 01:14:02,519
Can you-- can you set up
the clip for us, Joaquin?

1343
01:14:02,687 --> 01:14:05,189
I don't--

1344
01:14:07,901 --> 01:14:09,902
Are you kidding?
Are you serious?

1345
01:14:10,070 --> 01:14:12,696
Does the maniacal laughter--
I don't know what the clip is.

1346
01:14:12,864 --> 01:14:14,531
You don't know
what the clip is?

1347
01:14:14,699 --> 01:14:16,867
It's you and-- maybe a scene
with you and Gwyneth Paltrow?

1348
01:14:17,035 --> 01:14:18,452
All right,
you're doing fine.

1349
01:14:18,620 --> 01:14:21,080
Thanks.
Uh, high praise coming from you.

1350
01:14:23,208 --> 01:14:25,542
- Is that really-- that's the--
- We're having fun.

1351
01:14:25,710 --> 01:14:28,253
- That's fun?
- We're having fun. Just relax, seriously.

1352
01:14:28,421 --> 01:14:30,881
I'll come to your house
and chew gum.

1353
01:14:31,049 --> 01:14:33,467
- Okay, I don't have to chew gum.
- No, just relax.

1354
01:14:33,635 --> 01:14:37,763
- I won't chew the gum. I won't chew the gum.
- Well!

1355
01:14:37,931 --> 01:14:40,724
And, Joaquin, I'm sorry
you couldn't be here tonight.

1356
01:14:40,892 --> 01:14:44,561
Uh, the film
is "Two Lovers."

1357
01:14:44,729 --> 01:14:46,897
Opens Friday
in selected cities.

1358
01:14:47,065 --> 01:14:49,566
Thank you very much
and good luck in your new career.

1359
01:14:49,734 --> 01:14:51,402
I hope that goes well for you.

1360
01:14:51,569 --> 01:14:53,988
We'll be right back
with model...

1361
01:15:07,460 --> 01:15:09,128
Oh my God.

1362
01:15:09,295 --> 01:15:12,256
I don't know,

1363
01:15:12,424 --> 01:15:16,635
I don't know.
Oh no.

1364
01:15:16,803 --> 01:15:18,762
Oh no.

1365
01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:46,999
Sir, could you just
pull over for a sec?

1366
01:15:47,167 --> 01:15:49,460
Dude, just pull over
for a sec.

1367
01:15:49,627 --> 01:15:51,462
I gotta fucking
walk around a little.

1368
01:15:56,342 --> 01:15:58,135
God-- fucking--

1369
01:15:58,303 --> 01:16:02,306
I don't fucking know!

1370
01:16:02,474 --> 01:16:05,350
Fucking wall right here.
Goddamn fucking wall.

1371
01:16:05,518 --> 01:16:07,561
I fucked it.

1372
01:16:07,729 --> 01:16:10,814
I just fucking made
an announcement.

1373
01:16:10,982 --> 01:16:14,026
I said I'll never go back to acting
and now I can't.

1374
01:16:14,194 --> 01:16:17,738
You know what? I'm miserable.
Fucking music sucks.

1375
01:16:17,906 --> 01:16:19,323
And I didn't even fucking know it.

1376
01:16:19,491 --> 01:16:22,659
I'm so stupid.

1377
01:16:22,827 --> 01:16:25,871
Oh, bullshit, dude.
It fucking sucks.

1378
01:16:26,039 --> 01:16:28,916
I'm just going to be
a goddamn joke forever.

1379
01:16:29,084 --> 01:16:31,710
I can't believe it.
Why'd I do that? Why'd I do that?

1380
01:16:31,878 --> 01:16:36,423
Fuck.

1381
01:16:36,591 --> 01:16:39,718
I'm fucked.
I'm fucked. I'm fucked.

1382
01:16:39,886 --> 01:16:41,678
I fucked
my fucking life, man.

1383
01:16:41,846 --> 01:16:44,056
I fucked my life.

1384
01:16:44,224 --> 01:16:47,351
Oh shit.

1385
01:16:47,519 --> 01:16:50,604
Shit. I can't go to this
fucking premier, dude.

1386
01:16:50,772 --> 01:16:52,606
How am I gonna go?
Fuck 'em.

1387
01:16:52,774 --> 01:16:54,525
I gotta go to
the fucking premier.

1388
01:16:57,070 --> 01:16:59,404
Mr. Phoenix, over here.

1389
01:16:59,572 --> 01:17:02,032
Mr. Phoenix, right in front of you,
please, sir.

1390
01:17:12,127 --> 01:17:13,752
I'm shooting right now.
I'm shooting.

1391
01:17:22,053 --> 01:17:24,263
You fucking
son of a bitch.

1392
01:17:24,430 --> 01:17:27,307
Are you fucking
kidding me?

1393
01:17:33,815 --> 01:17:36,066
Where's Larry?
I gotta go.

1394
01:17:36,234 --> 01:17:38,152
Where's Larry?

1395
01:17:40,446 --> 01:17:43,824
The doors don't fucking open.
Can you get the fucking door open?

1396
01:17:43,992 --> 01:17:45,909
It doesn't open.

1397
01:18:05,263 --> 01:18:07,973
It's just a little joke.

1398
01:18:08,141 --> 01:18:10,642
I'm the fucking joke?
You're the joke!

1399
01:18:10,810 --> 01:18:14,521
I'm doing more than what anyone
fucking expects!

1400
01:18:14,689 --> 01:18:18,150
And then-- and you literally
are fucking off.

1401
01:18:18,318 --> 01:18:21,278
When people really see what happens,
they're gonna laugh at you!

1402
01:18:21,446 --> 01:18:23,822
Not at me.
'Cause I saw the fucking history, dude.

1403
01:18:23,990 --> 01:18:26,533
I know you watched the "Letterman" thing
'cause you think it's so fucking funny.

1404
01:18:26,701 --> 01:18:28,535
You're a broken alkie.

1405
01:18:28,703 --> 01:18:31,496
You're a fucking piece of shit.
I shit on your face, man.

1406
01:18:31,664 --> 01:18:34,625
Honestly, I shit
on your fucking face.

1407
01:18:34,792 --> 01:18:36,293
I am really sorry
that it's gone this way.

1408
01:18:36,461 --> 01:18:37,961
I know that things
have been getting weird

1409
01:18:38,129 --> 01:18:39,504
between us over the past
fucking few months.

1410
01:18:39,672 --> 01:18:41,215
What's been weird
between us?

1411
01:18:41,382 --> 01:18:43,634
Things have gotten weird between us, dude,
and I am sorry.

1412
01:18:43,801 --> 01:18:46,053
I am sorry for my part in it.
I am sorry.

1413
01:18:46,221 --> 01:18:49,681
But you can't fucking go on treating me
like I'm an asshole all the time.

1414
01:18:49,849 --> 01:18:50,974
You know what?
You are an asshole.

1415
01:18:51,142 --> 01:18:53,060
Joaq, you cannot keep
talking to me this way...

1416
01:18:53,228 --> 01:18:55,020
- You're an asshole.
- ...the whole fucking time.

1417
01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:57,231
You're an asshole.

1418
01:18:57,398 --> 01:19:00,025
- There is some part of you...
- I don't know how come you see--

1419
01:19:00,193 --> 01:19:02,152
- ...that is enviously jealous.
- Oh, dude, please!

1420
01:19:02,320 --> 01:19:05,072
- Listen to me!
- I am listening to you!

1421
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,032
Well, not when
you're talking like that!

1422
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:09,076
You don't have to be
the fucking exorcist, dude.

1423
01:19:09,244 --> 01:19:11,745
Just fucking talk
like a normal human being.

1424
01:19:15,041 --> 01:19:17,876
You think you know everything
that's happening, but you don't.

1425
01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:20,212
Listen, you've got to understand
one thing, okay?

1426
01:19:20,380 --> 01:19:21,922
That's why
you don't see it, dude.

1427
01:19:22,090 --> 01:19:23,715
Antony, I'm telling you
I'm serious.

1428
01:19:23,883 --> 01:19:25,842
- Dude, don't fucking hit me.
- I'll knock your fucking--

1429
01:19:26,010 --> 01:19:28,929
I'll knock your teeth out
and I'll shit on your fucking face.

1430
01:19:29,097 --> 01:19:30,847
Fuck you.
You want to test it, do it.

1431
01:19:31,015 --> 01:19:33,058
You've shit on my fucking life
enough times.

1432
01:19:33,226 --> 01:19:34,726
What can I do for you?

1433
01:19:34,894 --> 01:19:37,729
Not fuck things up!
Not fuck up my fucking life.

1434
01:19:37,897 --> 01:19:40,357
Not make me look
like I'm a fucking joke.

1435
01:19:46,698 --> 01:19:49,449
I know that sometimes
I fucking get out of fucking place.

1436
01:19:49,617 --> 01:19:51,702
I'm an intense guy.
I'm a passionate guy.

1437
01:19:51,869 --> 01:19:55,372
And that bleeds through into my life,
but that's because I do something.

1438
01:19:55,540 --> 01:19:58,542
Know what I mean? Whether I was acting
or whether I was doing music

1439
01:19:58,710 --> 01:20:00,961
or whatever it is,
I give myself to something.

1440
01:20:01,129 --> 01:20:03,755
What's your bit?
What is your bit?

1441
01:20:03,923 --> 01:20:06,925
I mean, it's almost comical.

1442
01:20:07,093 --> 01:20:08,593
Like I literally was angry

1443
01:20:08,761 --> 01:20:11,471
and now I almost-- like,
I feel sorry for you, dude.

1444
01:20:11,639 --> 01:20:14,099
You're a bitless dude.
I have fucking bits.

1445
01:20:14,267 --> 01:20:16,476
What the fuck do you have?
Haven't you seen me?

1446
01:20:16,644 --> 01:20:19,146
You've seen the fucking stuff I do,
you see how people are affected by it.

1447
01:20:19,314 --> 01:20:21,398
You know that I affect people
in a fucking positive way.

1448
01:20:21,566 --> 01:20:24,985
So what I'm saying is what are you
gonna do with your fucking life?

1449
01:20:26,779 --> 01:20:28,905
You took too long.

1450
01:20:29,073 --> 01:20:31,450
That's what I'm saying, dude.
You're not fucking assertive.

1451
01:20:31,617 --> 01:20:33,160
I agree.

1452
01:20:33,328 --> 01:20:35,287
I don't need to have this conversation.
Fuck the peace, fuck the bullshit.

1453
01:20:35,455 --> 01:20:38,290
I'm trying to do you a favor.
I'm talking to you as a friend

1454
01:20:38,458 --> 01:20:41,251
and I'm trying to do
other people a favor to see this,

1455
01:20:41,419 --> 01:20:43,587
to know what it's like,
to understand what I go through.

1456
01:20:43,755 --> 01:20:45,130
They don't know
what it's like, dude.

1457
01:20:45,298 --> 01:20:46,798
Did you have to go
on fucking Letterman?

1458
01:20:46,966 --> 01:20:49,634
How could I possibly concentrate
when I'm dealing with--

1459
01:20:49,802 --> 01:20:52,262
- They don't want me on Letterman.
- Excuse me!

1460
01:20:52,430 --> 01:20:55,349
When I'm fucking dealing
with fucking Diddy

1461
01:20:55,516 --> 01:20:59,144
and his fullness,
his idea of what's right?

1462
01:20:59,312 --> 01:21:02,189
They're actually gonna see
how fucking hard it is.

1463
01:21:02,357 --> 01:21:06,777
I came in here to talk
and now, you know what, dude?

1464
01:21:06,944 --> 01:21:10,364
Think of a fucking bit
worthwhile.

1465
01:21:10,531 --> 01:21:14,159
But fuck off anyways, dude.
Honestly, Ant, I'm through with you.

1466
01:21:14,327 --> 01:21:17,704
Do whatever the fuck you want.
And I hope one day

1467
01:21:17,872 --> 01:21:20,457
I see a bit that's worthwhile
that you were involved in.

1468
01:21:20,625 --> 01:21:23,293
Although I find that
highly unlikely.

1469
01:21:42,814 --> 01:21:45,357
You want a bit?
I'll give you a bit.

1470
01:22:09,257 --> 01:22:10,924
Oh the fuck are you--?!

1471
01:22:11,092 --> 01:22:12,843
Oh fuck, oh!

1472
01:22:13,010 --> 01:22:15,387
What the fuck are you
fucking doing?

1473
01:22:15,555 --> 01:22:18,014
- Oh!
- The fuck you doing?

1474
01:22:23,229 --> 01:22:25,355
Fuck!

1475
01:22:27,358 --> 01:22:28,859
Lar!

1476
01:22:29,026 --> 01:22:31,570
- What the fuck?
- What the fuck is that?

1477
01:22:31,737 --> 01:22:34,739
Is that human
fucking shit, dude?

1478
01:22:34,907 --> 01:22:36,783
Did someone just
human shit on me?

1479
01:22:36,951 --> 01:22:38,910
Let me see.

1480
01:22:39,078 --> 01:22:41,538
Oh man, fuck.

1481
01:22:41,706 --> 01:22:43,707
- Jesus.
- I'm gonna fucking kill him.

1482
01:22:43,875 --> 01:22:46,626
I'm gonna fucking murder him.
Get the fuck out of here.

1483
01:22:46,794 --> 01:22:49,713
Get out of here.

1484
01:22:52,967 --> 01:22:56,595
Please welcome
Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller.

1485
01:23:12,403 --> 01:23:15,572
Cinematographers
are the unsung heroes of movies.

1486
01:23:15,740 --> 01:23:18,742
They live and breathe
shadow and light.

1487
01:23:19,994 --> 01:23:23,288
Their work is the bedrock
of every production.

1488
01:23:23,456 --> 01:23:26,500
This is ridiculous.
You're chewing gum at the Oscars.

1489
01:23:27,919 --> 01:23:30,587
Okay, I'll take it out.

1490
01:23:30,755 --> 01:23:33,340
- What's going on with you?
- Nothing.

1491
01:23:33,508 --> 01:23:36,259
I just want to retire from being
a funny guy, that's all.

1492
01:23:36,427 --> 01:23:39,596
You look like you work
at a Hasidic meth lab.

1493
01:23:39,764 --> 01:23:43,183
What do you want to do?

1494
01:23:43,351 --> 01:23:45,644
- What do you want to do?
- I don't know.

1495
01:23:45,811 --> 01:23:47,771
Maybe...

1496
01:23:47,939 --> 01:23:49,689
cinematography.

1497
01:23:49,857 --> 01:23:52,108
The documentaries
nominated here today

1498
01:23:52,276 --> 01:23:54,611
could not be more different.

1499
01:23:54,779 --> 01:23:56,530
And yet as we face anxiety

1500
01:23:56,697 --> 01:23:58,657
and uncertainty at the dawn of this--

1501
01:23:58,824 --> 01:24:00,992
will you shut the fuck up?

1502
01:24:02,119 --> 01:24:04,538
It's fucking distracting.

1503
01:24:05,957 --> 01:24:07,374
I've given up acting.

1504
01:24:07,542 --> 01:24:09,793
You've given up acting?!
You've given up shaving.

1505
01:24:09,961 --> 01:24:11,169
There's a difference.

1506
01:24:11,337 --> 01:24:13,630
I'm gonna do my
Joaquin Phoenix for you.

1507
01:24:13,798 --> 01:24:15,298
I'm as giddy
as Joaquin Phoenix

1508
01:24:15,466 --> 01:24:17,467
with a ballpoint pen
and a blank prescription pad.

1509
01:24:17,635 --> 01:24:19,010
We better call Puff Daddy...

1510
01:24:19,178 --> 01:24:21,388
Phoenix has gone completely nuts.

1511
01:24:21,556 --> 01:24:23,723
Earlier this month
You might recall

1512
01:24:23,891 --> 01:24:26,893
actor Joaquin Phoenix made
a rather odd appearance, to put it mildly.

1513
01:24:29,522 --> 01:24:32,857
Everybody, it looks like
Joaquin Phoenix is finished.

1514
01:24:33,025 --> 01:24:35,986
And if he wasn't such an asshole,
this would kinda be a sad day.

1515
01:24:36,153 --> 01:24:39,906
He should have stayed Joaquin Phoenix,
the tortured actor. This rapping thing?

1516
01:24:40,074 --> 01:24:42,576
It's like somebody turning the lights on
in a bar at 2:00 a.m.

1517
01:24:42,743 --> 01:24:45,245
It just looks fucking horrible.

1518
01:24:45,413 --> 01:24:48,832
But before we mourn his 15 minutes,
let's remember that prior to J.P.,

1519
01:24:49,000 --> 01:24:51,751
he was Joaquin Phoenix,
which wasn't even his real name either.

1520
01:24:51,919 --> 01:24:54,588
It was like Leaf Jacobs
or some shit like that.

1521
01:24:54,755 --> 01:24:59,009
He is a product of ambition--
just a hipper vegan Tom Cruise.

1522
01:24:59,176 --> 01:25:01,928
You know, all that noise about "I am the guy
who doesn't care what you think of me;

1523
01:25:02,096 --> 01:25:03,847
I don't watch my movies;
I'm so real"

1524
01:25:04,015 --> 01:25:06,224
was not only annoying bullshit,
but it obscured the fact

1525
01:25:06,392 --> 01:25:08,935
that he was just a fucking ham
even when he mumbled.

1526
01:25:09,103 --> 01:25:11,938
Now maybe we can appreciate
the subtle, more refined talents

1527
01:25:12,106 --> 01:25:15,191
of a-- dare I say--
Leonardo DiCaprio,

1528
01:25:15,359 --> 01:25:17,068
or a Matt Damon?

1529
01:25:17,236 --> 01:25:19,821
Is it real?
It really doesn't matter.

1530
01:25:19,989 --> 01:25:21,448
Hugh Grant got head from that hooker
and was forgiven

1531
01:25:21,616 --> 01:25:23,533
before his "Leno" appearance
went to commercial.

1532
01:25:23,701 --> 01:25:25,535
And Britney shaved her head
and showed us her pussy

1533
01:25:25,703 --> 01:25:27,662
and we still wanted more.
But Phoenix is fucked

1534
01:25:27,830 --> 01:25:29,789
because even behind
that homeless man's beard

1535
01:25:29,957 --> 01:25:32,208
and without showing
his genitalia,

1536
01:25:32,376 --> 01:25:36,046
he has still managed to empty
his little bucket of mystery all over the floor.

1537
01:25:36,213 --> 01:25:40,050
Leaf, Joaquin, J.P.,
all three of you are finished.

1538
01:25:40,217 --> 01:25:43,428
There's no spectacle to hope for,
no fantasy to imagine.

1539
01:25:43,596 --> 01:25:46,139
The thrill is gone.

1540
01:25:57,943 --> 01:25:59,819
Hey, David.
Yeah, it's Larry.

1541
01:25:59,987 --> 01:26:01,821
With Joaquin.

1542
01:26:01,989 --> 01:26:04,074
Yeah, I wanted to talk to you
about getting Joaquin

1543
01:26:04,241 --> 01:26:05,992
down there at LIV
to perform this week.

1544
01:26:07,953 --> 01:26:09,996
Is Wednesday a big night?

1545
01:26:11,624 --> 01:26:14,417
I mean, is the place
going to be packed or--?

1546
01:26:17,088 --> 01:26:19,089
- I just talked to David.
- David?

1547
01:26:19,256 --> 01:26:21,424
- Yeah, the guy from Miami.
- Oh yeah?

1548
01:26:21,592 --> 01:26:23,843
- And what did he say?
- Wednesday night.

1549
01:26:25,262 --> 01:26:27,305
- Wednesday?
- Yeah.

1550
01:26:27,473 --> 01:26:29,015
Why the fuck Wednesday?

1551
01:26:29,183 --> 01:26:31,351
He says it's a good night.

1552
01:26:31,519 --> 01:26:34,688
You know, like hip crowd,
they'll like your music.

1553
01:26:34,855 --> 01:26:37,524
The guy down in Miami
had doubts about, you know,

1554
01:26:37,692 --> 01:26:40,151
Joaquin's abilities

1555
01:26:40,319 --> 01:26:42,278
and I had to reassure him
a little bit

1556
01:26:42,446 --> 01:26:45,573
that it wasn't going to be
another "Letterman" thing.

1557
01:26:47,535 --> 01:26:49,494
I don't know.
I mean...

1558
01:26:51,789 --> 01:26:54,791
I can't question that.
If he wants to do something, we do it.

1559
01:27:28,743 --> 01:27:31,494
♪ A charity's being formed
for this deformity ♪

1560
01:27:31,662 --> 01:27:34,330
♪ 'Cause man can't conform for nobody... ♪

1561
01:27:34,498 --> 01:27:36,499
How-- what's that sound like?

1562
01:27:36,667 --> 01:27:39,502
♪ What can I say to Antony
but "Fuck you"? ♪

1563
01:27:39,670 --> 01:27:43,089
No, all right.
Do you have reverb on the vocal?

1564
01:27:43,257 --> 01:27:45,550
- Uh, no.
- No, nothing.

1565
01:27:45,718 --> 01:27:48,720
Uh-huh. And the track
isn't running through the board at all?

1566
01:27:48,888 --> 01:27:50,722
There's no--
we can't E.Q. the track?

1567
01:28:23,714 --> 01:28:26,049
♪ I'm still real, I won't kneel ♪

1568
01:28:26,217 --> 01:28:28,718
♪ Unless it's God,
my team will know how I feel ♪

1569
01:28:28,886 --> 01:28:31,054
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1570
01:28:31,222 --> 01:28:34,307
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God's chosen, bitch. ♪

1571
01:28:49,657 --> 01:28:51,699
Lar?

1572
01:29:04,755 --> 01:29:06,464
Go go go go.

1573
01:29:06,632 --> 01:29:09,259
Coming in through the deejay booth.
Be by the deejay booth.

1574
01:29:16,267 --> 01:29:17,475
Side of the stage.
Bring him through the stage.

1575
01:29:17,643 --> 01:29:19,477
Go go go go!
The side of the stage--

1576
01:29:19,645 --> 01:29:21,646
bring him
off the side of the stage-- go!

1577
01:30:22,541 --> 01:30:25,418
What the fuck is up, Miami?!

1578
01:30:28,339 --> 01:30:31,424
And now let's hear it...

1579
01:30:31,592 --> 01:30:35,261
for J.P., baby.
Let's motherfucking rock!

1580
01:30:55,199 --> 01:30:57,367
What?

1581
01:30:57,534 --> 01:30:58,910
Fuck you.

1582
01:31:02,122 --> 01:31:04,707
♪ I'm still here,
I don't scare ♪

1583
01:31:04,875 --> 01:31:07,543
♪ I don't fear,
don't even fear fucking fear ♪

1584
01:31:07,711 --> 01:31:10,421
♪ I never crack, never,
I don't give, never ♪

1585
01:31:10,589 --> 01:31:13,049
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God... ♪

1586
01:31:13,217 --> 01:31:15,969
♪ I'm still real,
I won't kneel ♪

1587
01:31:16,136 --> 01:31:18,888
♪ Unless it's God,
my team know how I feel ♪

1588
01:31:19,056 --> 01:31:21,641
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1589
01:31:21,809 --> 01:31:24,394
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God chose ♪

1590
01:31:24,561 --> 01:31:27,438
♪ I heard the call,
alarms sounding off ♪

1591
01:31:27,606 --> 01:31:30,316
♪ Feeling guilty 'cause my night
was spent fucking off ♪

1592
01:31:30,484 --> 01:31:33,277
♪ History perverted me,
words can never harm me ♪

1593
01:31:33,445 --> 01:31:36,906
♪ Saying I'm the epitome
of a fucking rap self-parody ♪

1594
01:31:37,074 --> 01:31:39,659
♪ A charity's being formed
for this deformity ♪

1595
01:31:39,827 --> 01:31:42,412
♪ This man can't conform
for nobody ♪

1596
01:31:42,579 --> 01:31:45,248
♪ I made it here despite
the efforts of a few ♪

1597
01:31:45,416 --> 01:31:47,959
♪ What can I say to a punk
but "Fuck you"? ♪

1598
01:31:48,127 --> 01:31:50,420
♪ I must confess,
I'm preposterous at best ♪

1599
01:31:50,587 --> 01:31:54,507
♪ A pretentious mess,
can't get himself even dressed ♪

1600
01:31:54,675 --> 01:31:57,343
♪ In response I don't get mad,
I shake you off ♪

1601
01:31:57,511 --> 01:31:59,971
♪ Waving goodbye
like I was last year's fad ♪

1602
01:32:00,139 --> 01:32:02,098
♪ Trend-setting,
on you I won't be betting ♪

1603
01:32:02,266 --> 01:32:04,809
♪ I let it go so long as you know
that I'm stormy weather ♪

1604
01:32:04,977 --> 01:32:07,311
♪ And whether or not
you're better or not ♪

1605
01:32:07,479 --> 01:32:10,648
♪ Couldn't make a lick of difference
from where I'm sitting at the top ♪

1606
01:32:10,816 --> 01:32:13,443
♪ Here through these years,
I don't scare ♪

1607
01:32:13,610 --> 01:32:15,945
♪ Don't even fear
fucking fear ♪

1608
01:32:16,113 --> 01:32:18,531
♪ I never crack, never,
I don't give, never ♪

1609
01:32:18,699 --> 01:32:21,492
♪ I'll throw it down,
you can bet on that, fella ♪

1610
01:32:21,660 --> 01:32:23,828
♪ I'm still real,
I won't kneel ♪

1611
01:32:23,996 --> 01:32:26,956
♪ Unless it's God,
my team know how I feel ♪

1612
01:32:27,124 --> 01:32:29,834
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1613
01:32:30,002 --> 01:32:33,713
♪ Live forever, I'm the one
that God's chosen, bitch ♪

1614
01:32:33,881 --> 01:32:36,382
♪ Long-winded letters
that I've written ♪

1615
01:32:36,550 --> 01:32:39,302
♪ Once a snake has bitten,
I'll forgive but won't forget it ♪

1616
01:32:39,470 --> 01:32:42,180
♪ Not talking revenge,
I don't have the time to do to you ♪

1617
01:32:42,347 --> 01:32:44,724
♪ All the fucked-up things,
fantasies of ruining you ♪

1618
01:32:44,892 --> 01:32:47,518
♪ Ain't got a crew,
but I'll take on yours ♪

1619
01:32:47,686 --> 01:32:50,521
♪ Gotta wrap this shit up with you
'cause I'm so fucking bored ♪

1620
01:32:50,689 --> 01:32:52,190
♪ Just this one thing
I gotta say ♪

1621
01:32:52,357 --> 01:32:54,317
♪ To let you know,
to get it off my chest ♪

1622
01:32:54,485 --> 01:32:56,319
♪ Before this long rest ♪

1623
01:32:56,487 --> 01:32:59,572
♪ I never betrayed you,
I never did what you thought I did ♪

1624
01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,824
♪ Still you came at me
swinging, kid ♪

1625
01:33:01,992 --> 01:33:04,869
♪ Nevertheless I wish you the best
and pray you get to heaven ♪

1626
01:33:05,037 --> 01:33:07,663
♪ But more than likely
you'll be burning with the devil ♪

1627
01:33:07,831 --> 01:33:09,540
♪ Here through these years ♪

1628
01:33:09,708 --> 01:33:12,502
♪ I don't fear,
don't even fear fucking fear ♪

1629
01:33:12,669 --> 01:33:15,505
♪ I never crack, never,
I don't give, never ♪

1630
01:33:15,672 --> 01:33:18,216
♪ I throw it down,
you can bet on that, fella ♪

1631
01:33:18,383 --> 01:33:20,718
♪ I'm still real,
I won't kneel ♪

1632
01:33:20,886 --> 01:33:23,888
♪ Unless it's God,
my team know how I feel ♪

1633
01:33:24,056 --> 01:33:26,682
♪ I never sold out, never,
my good soul, never ♪

1634
01:33:26,850 --> 01:33:29,852
♪ I live forever,
I'm the one that God's chosen ♪

1635
01:33:30,020 --> 01:33:32,188
♪ Bitch. ♪

1636
01:33:32,356 --> 01:33:34,190
So, LIV,
it's good to see y'all.

1637
01:33:34,358 --> 01:33:36,776
Dude, what's your
fucking problem?

1638
01:33:36,944 --> 01:33:39,695
Shut the fuck up.

1639
01:33:39,863 --> 01:33:42,782
You wanna get up here
and try and fucking do it, bitch?

1640
01:33:42,950 --> 01:33:44,575
Show it, yeah.

1641
01:33:44,743 --> 01:33:47,078
Sorry, we got a fucking asshole
in the audience.

1642
01:33:47,246 --> 01:33:49,038
Fucking shut up, dude.

1643
01:33:49,206 --> 01:33:51,415
Does my suit cost more
than you fucking make

1644
01:33:51,583 --> 01:33:53,084
in a fucking week, dude?

1645
01:33:53,252 --> 01:33:55,461
Is that why?
Yeah.

1646
01:33:57,256 --> 01:33:59,882
Dude, I got a million dollars
in a fucking bank account.

1647
01:34:00,050 --> 01:34:02,260
What do you got, bitch?
You washing dishes?

1648
01:34:02,427 --> 01:34:05,721
You standing around washing dishes,
you gonna come make fun of me?

1649
01:34:05,889 --> 01:34:07,974
All right,
taking the next song--

1650
01:34:08,142 --> 01:34:10,476
uh... what?

1651
01:34:11,478 --> 01:34:13,104
You motherfucking asshole.

1652
01:34:21,405 --> 01:34:23,614
Oh, grab it!

1653
01:34:27,661 --> 01:34:29,495
Get off.

1654
01:34:33,167 --> 01:34:36,586
Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin.

1655
01:34:42,509 --> 01:34:44,302
Is that it?

1656
01:35:15,125 --> 01:35:18,377
- I'll get some towels.
- And water.

1657
01:35:28,513 --> 01:35:31,807
Here you go.

1658
01:35:32,851 --> 01:35:34,727
Can I get some water too,
please?

1659
01:35:45,322 --> 01:35:48,157
We'll take the back
so they won't get you.

1660
01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:50,326
I hope.

1661
01:35:53,872 --> 01:35:56,415
You all right?

1662
01:36:21,775 --> 01:36:23,693
Dude, that was
a good show.

1663
01:45:33,409 --> 01:45:36,286
♪ When I dream ♪

1664
01:45:36,454 --> 01:45:38,872
♪ I dream of you ♪

1665
01:45:42,669 --> 01:45:46,547
♪ And if I'm wrong,
we'll know it's true ♪

1666
01:45:50,134 --> 01:45:52,845
♪ It takes more than sacrifice ♪

1667
01:45:53,012 --> 01:45:56,139
♪ To keep love-- ♪

1668
01:45:58,309 --> 01:46:01,395
♪ It disappears just like the dew ♪

1669
01:46:01,563 --> 01:46:03,689
♪ Dew-www ♪

1670
01:46:23,710 --> 01:46:26,211
♪ Well, there's ♪

1671
01:46:26,379 --> 01:46:32,134
♪ Cool water in you ♪

1672
01:46:32,302 --> 01:46:34,845
♪ Well, you know that there's ♪

1673
01:46:35,013 --> 01:46:39,266
♪ Cool water in you ♪

1674
01:46:39,434 --> 01:46:42,853
♪ You know there's ♪

1675
01:46:43,021 --> 01:46:47,357
♪ Cool water in you ♪

1676
01:46:48,985 --> 01:46:54,948
♪ Well, there's cool water ♪

1677
01:46:55,116 --> 01:46:59,703
♪ In you. ♪