1 00:00:20,512 --> 00:00:24,982 To be a great writer, You have to observe people... carefully. 2 00:00:25,217 --> 00:00:27,301 Some might even call it spying. 3 00:00:27,335 --> 00:00:31,222 You watch your subjects, Eavesdrop on their conversations, 4 00:00:31,273 --> 00:00:34,108 And it's acceptable because you're a writer. 5 00:00:34,142 --> 00:00:36,310 It's your job to document the truth, 6 00:00:36,344 --> 00:00:39,196 No matter how silly the truth might be. 7 00:00:42,517 --> 00:00:45,152 Most of the people I watch have secrets. 8 00:00:45,187 --> 00:00:47,872 It's up to a writer to reveal those secrets, 9 00:00:47,906 --> 00:00:53,327 And someday I, Harriet m. Welch, Will be a world famous writer. 10 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:11,278 Oh, so that's how you do that? 11 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:21,422 What is that? 12 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:23,107 What is what? 13 00:01:23,158 --> 00:01:24,992 I said, what is that? 14 00:01:25,994 --> 00:01:27,495 I always have a tomato sandwich, 15 00:01:27,529 --> 00:01:29,580 And this isn't a tomato sandwich. 16 00:01:29,614 --> 00:01:30,581 Yes it is. 17 00:01:30,615 --> 00:01:31,916 No it's not. 18 00:01:31,950 --> 00:01:33,918 Golly, your help here, please? 19 00:01:33,952 --> 00:01:36,287 "You can fool some of the people All of the time..." 20 00:01:36,338 --> 00:01:38,439 "And all of the people some of the time..." 21 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,840 "But you can't fool all of the people..." 22 00:01:39,875 --> 00:01:42,543 "All of the time." Abraham Lincoln! 23 00:01:42,577 --> 00:01:46,413 My nanny since forever, And the only person in the world 24 00:01:46,448 --> 00:01:48,482 Who even remotely understands me. 25 00:01:48,517 --> 00:01:52,787 This is my version Of your mundane tomato sandwich. 26 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:57,525 My mother's in-house food guru Slash personal trainer... 27 00:01:57,559 --> 00:01:59,426 And my sworn adversary. 28 00:01:59,461 --> 00:02:00,361 I won't eat this. 29 00:02:07,402 --> 00:02:08,502 Thank you. 30 00:02:08,537 --> 00:02:11,405 You have the food appreciation of a two-year-old! 31 00:02:12,657 --> 00:02:14,041 How was your route? 32 00:02:14,075 --> 00:02:15,376 I got some good material. 33 00:02:15,410 --> 00:02:16,827 I'll tell you about it when we're alone. 34 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:20,781 I am so glad mid-term break is over. 35 00:02:24,452 --> 00:02:25,452 Hmm. 36 00:02:39,300 --> 00:02:42,269 Ever since I can remember, I have watched the people around me 37 00:02:42,303 --> 00:02:44,171 And written down my findings. 38 00:02:44,206 --> 00:02:46,307 I've observed a lot over the years, 39 00:02:46,341 --> 00:02:48,475 Faithfully and secretly recording everything 40 00:02:48,493 --> 00:02:50,444 In my beloved notebooks. 41 00:02:50,478 --> 00:02:53,814 But this term, I've decided to finally share my observations 42 00:02:53,832 --> 00:02:57,334 With the public, When I win the role of official class blogger 43 00:02:57,369 --> 00:02:59,887 For our school blog. 44 00:02:59,921 --> 00:03:02,256 Private property of... 45 00:03:05,844 --> 00:03:07,828 Lights out, Harriet. 46 00:03:11,349 --> 00:03:13,601 ? 47 00:03:14,603 --> 00:03:18,639 In an average everyday school, In an average everyday town... 48 00:03:18,673 --> 00:03:22,476 Average everyday students Live their average everyday lives... 49 00:03:22,510 --> 00:03:24,211 Except one. 50 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:25,479 Come in, Jake Jones. 51 00:03:25,513 --> 00:03:26,697 On my way! 52 00:03:26,731 --> 00:03:28,866 Skander hill is Jake Jones 53 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,986 In the international smash hit, "spy teen!" 54 00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:34,038 High school honour student by day... 55 00:03:34,072 --> 00:03:35,689 International secret agent by night. 56 00:03:36,691 --> 00:03:39,460 I spy with my little eye... 57 00:03:39,494 --> 00:03:43,364 And in this special karaoke DVD edition of "spy teen," 58 00:03:43,398 --> 00:03:45,966 You can sing along with Skander! 59 00:03:46,001 --> 00:03:48,052 "Spy teen." yuck! 60 00:03:48,086 --> 00:03:51,105 Skander hill... Poppy Malone... 61 00:03:51,139 --> 00:03:54,892 And Franklin pangborn iii as Principal Morris. 62 00:03:54,926 --> 00:03:58,279 Own the karaoke edition DVD and blu ray now! 63 00:03:58,313 --> 00:04:01,148 Skander hill is yet another prime example 64 00:04:01,182 --> 00:04:04,985 Of society's downfall towards lowbrow commercialism. 65 00:04:06,388 --> 00:04:08,322 The little finks contract for months 66 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:11,575 And now he's got a whole list of new ridiculous demands. 67 00:04:11,610 --> 00:04:14,244 The only thing my father loves more than his job 68 00:04:14,279 --> 00:04:16,964 Is complaining about his job. 69 00:04:16,998 --> 00:04:19,083 He produces movies for a living, 70 00:04:19,117 --> 00:04:20,701 But he acts like he's trying to uncover 71 00:04:20,735 --> 00:04:22,436 The mysteries of Stonehenge. 72 00:04:24,406 --> 00:04:25,589 No he's not. 73 00:04:25,624 --> 00:04:27,474 No you're not, dear. 74 00:04:27,509 --> 00:04:28,642 My mother. 75 00:04:28,677 --> 00:04:29,944 You'd think from all the texting 76 00:04:29,978 --> 00:04:33,781 That she ran a multinational corporation, But she doesn't. 77 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:36,250 She just sits on a lot of boards. 78 00:04:36,284 --> 00:04:37,685 Well, with any luck, 79 00:04:37,719 --> 00:04:42,456 We'll find out today if he'll sign or not, so... 80 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:43,974 Oh, here it comes. 81 00:04:44,025 --> 00:04:45,309 You can tell the rant's gonna be bad 82 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:47,761 When his eye starts twitching like that. 83 00:04:47,779 --> 00:04:50,481 A grapefruit shaped like a bird? 84 00:04:50,532 --> 00:04:54,435 I mean... Do I have to subsist on this until lunch? 85 00:04:54,469 --> 00:04:56,203 Tomato, right? Just tomato? 86 00:04:56,237 --> 00:04:57,237 Yes. 87 00:04:58,873 --> 00:05:01,125 Chef and I are trying to introduce 88 00:05:01,159 --> 00:05:04,378 A more advanced gastronomy to this family. 89 00:05:04,412 --> 00:05:05,746 If I find out this bread is imported 90 00:05:05,780 --> 00:05:07,247 From anywhere other than the corner deli, 91 00:05:07,281 --> 00:05:09,416 I'm gonna be seriously ticked off! 92 00:05:12,554 --> 00:05:15,489 Harriet, 1; chef, 0. 93 00:05:17,592 --> 00:05:18,158 Hey! 94 00:05:18,193 --> 00:05:19,326 Oh hey. 95 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,844 So... where's golly? 96 00:05:20,895 --> 00:05:21,862 At home. 97 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:24,848 Mix? You don't mix. You never mix. 98 00:05:24,899 --> 00:05:26,066 You hate to mix. 99 00:05:26,101 --> 00:05:30,004 This is Janie, One of my two best friends in the world. 100 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,972 She's a total "eco-geek." 101 00:05:31,990 --> 00:05:35,159 Last year, she strapped herself to the cafeteria garbage can 102 00:05:35,193 --> 00:05:38,145 In protest of the school's overuse of styrofoam. 103 00:05:38,163 --> 00:05:40,447 Well, for me, the new term is all about change. 104 00:05:40,482 --> 00:05:41,949 New possibilities. 105 00:05:43,151 --> 00:05:44,952 At basketball tryouts. 106 00:05:44,986 --> 00:05:47,621 This is my other best friend, Simon, 107 00:05:47,655 --> 00:05:49,289 But everyone calls him sport. 108 00:05:50,842 --> 00:05:51,992 Can you imagine? 109 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:55,662 Your nickname is sport and you can't play sports. 110 00:05:59,601 --> 00:06:01,468 Converting corn husks into fuel 111 00:06:01,503 --> 00:06:04,271 And winning the Nobel Prize in chemistry. 112 00:06:04,305 --> 00:06:05,556 And you, Harriet? 113 00:06:05,607 --> 00:06:08,776 I am 100 percent focused On becoming the new class blogger. 114 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,110 This term it shall be mine. 115 00:06:10,145 --> 00:06:12,112 Oh yes, it will be mine. 116 00:06:12,147 --> 00:06:13,714 Sure. 117 00:06:13,748 --> 00:06:16,850 And, uh... How exactly do you plan on overthrowing 118 00:06:19,654 --> 00:06:22,856 Yeah. The whole thing's about how popular you are 119 00:06:22,891 --> 00:06:24,458 And fyi, we're not. 120 00:06:25,460 --> 00:06:27,995 Well, up until now, Popularity's equaled dictatorship. 121 00:06:28,029 --> 00:06:30,214 And last time I checked, We lived in a glorious democracy 122 00:06:30,248 --> 00:06:31,999 And my voice will be heard. 123 00:06:33,868 --> 00:06:35,636 Oh, there he is again. 124 00:06:35,670 --> 00:06:39,890 Skander hill - teen idol and a huge nemesis. 125 00:06:39,924 --> 00:06:42,209 Right up there with chef, cauliflower, 126 00:06:42,243 --> 00:06:45,145 And the entire "spy teen" musical franchise. 127 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:48,048 You have the new "spy teen" cell phone skin? 128 00:06:48,066 --> 00:06:48,849 Jealous! 129 00:06:48,883 --> 00:06:50,284 Yeah! Amazing! 130 00:06:50,318 --> 00:06:51,452 Did you hear? 131 00:06:51,486 --> 00:06:54,388 Skander and his spy teen co-star are officially an item! 132 00:06:56,424 --> 00:06:58,992 As if you have a chance, Beth Ellen. 133 00:06:59,027 --> 00:07:00,461 Anyways, they're so cute together. 134 00:07:00,495 --> 00:07:01,462 They're adorable. 135 00:07:01,496 --> 00:07:02,946 Yeah, totally. 136 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,284 What, Harriet? 137 00:07:07,335 --> 00:07:08,869 Marion Hawthorne - 138 00:07:08,903 --> 00:07:12,206 The reigning class blogger and my supreme nemesis. 139 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:15,759 Of course she loves Skander hill. 140 00:07:15,794 --> 00:07:17,010 He's an idiot. 141 00:07:17,045 --> 00:07:18,212 He's hot. 142 00:07:18,246 --> 00:07:20,597 Not! A spy who sings and dances? 143 00:07:20,632 --> 00:07:22,249 Yeah, 'cause that's plausible! 144 00:07:22,283 --> 00:07:26,019 He's a complete fink! Totally vomit-inducing! 145 00:07:28,456 --> 00:07:29,456 All right. 146 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,891 There's one last order of business 147 00:07:30,925 --> 00:07:34,862 That I know some of you have been waiting for. 148 00:07:34,896 --> 00:07:36,163 The class blog. 149 00:07:37,866 --> 00:07:40,167 Now, the blog is your forum. 150 00:07:41,152 --> 00:07:43,337 It is completely confidential. 151 00:07:43,371 --> 00:07:46,707 Only Westview school students can read it 152 00:07:46,741 --> 00:07:49,076 Using their school password. 153 00:07:50,645 --> 00:07:54,882 We need to assign a new class blogger this term. 154 00:07:54,916 --> 00:07:56,917 So, let's have nominations, please. 155 00:07:56,951 --> 00:07:59,052 I nominate Marion Hawthorne. 156 00:08:02,090 --> 00:08:03,090 I second it. 157 00:08:06,594 --> 00:08:09,096 I nominate Harriet Welch. 158 00:08:09,130 --> 00:08:11,298 I second it. 159 00:08:11,332 --> 00:08:13,734 All right. In the interest of democracy, 160 00:08:13,768 --> 00:08:16,303 We're going to try something different this term. 161 00:08:18,506 --> 00:08:22,776 Marion... And Harriet will share the job. 162 00:08:22,810 --> 00:08:25,379 You will both write blogs and at the end of the month, 163 00:08:25,413 --> 00:08:26,980 We'll take a vote. 164 00:08:27,015 --> 00:08:28,782 Now whomever the class thinks 165 00:08:28,816 --> 00:08:33,086 Has managed to get the most student participation And discussion 166 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:36,456 Will win the coveted title of official class blogger 167 00:08:36,491 --> 00:08:38,559 For the rest of the year. 168 00:08:39,794 --> 00:08:42,846 Harriet, 1; Marion, 0. 169 00:08:46,434 --> 00:08:49,052 Okay. You and Marion are in head-to-head competition. 170 00:08:49,103 --> 00:08:50,337 What're you gonna write about? 171 00:08:50,355 --> 00:08:51,722 I have some ideas. 172 00:08:51,773 --> 00:08:53,190 I've been documenting my observations 173 00:08:53,224 --> 00:08:54,691 On the human condition in my notebooks 174 00:08:54,726 --> 00:08:56,543 Since I could hold a pencil. 175 00:08:56,578 --> 00:08:58,445 Right. The notebooks. 176 00:08:58,479 --> 00:09:00,981 The notebook you never let anyone touch let alone read. 177 00:09:01,015 --> 00:09:03,016 So, why the sudden need to share? 178 00:09:04,519 --> 00:09:06,453 For my brilliant prose. 179 00:09:08,823 --> 00:09:10,490 What?! Already?! 180 00:09:12,693 --> 00:09:14,928 "Thoughts on the first day of a new term. 181 00:09:14,963 --> 00:09:16,863 We're so lucky to have ms. Elson as our teacher. 182 00:09:16,898 --> 00:09:18,048 She's awesome." 183 00:09:18,082 --> 00:09:19,049 What a kiss-up! 184 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:21,435 And you're surprised because...? 185 00:09:21,469 --> 00:09:23,253 My blogs aren't gonna be about school. 186 00:09:23,304 --> 00:09:25,372 They're going to reveal truths about human nature, 187 00:09:25,406 --> 00:09:26,807 Be thought-provoking. 188 00:09:26,841 --> 00:09:30,761 Okay, people, You could be witnessing environmental history here. 189 00:09:42,924 --> 00:09:44,324 Um... 190 00:09:57,338 --> 00:09:59,957 You guys better, uh, go. 191 00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:04,344 Yes, Janie might save the earth... 192 00:10:04,379 --> 00:10:06,713 If she doesn't blow it up first. 193 00:10:06,747 --> 00:10:07,714 My heart is melting. 194 00:10:07,749 --> 00:10:09,749 ?' 195 00:10:09,767 --> 00:10:11,385 One night is all we got. 196 00:10:11,419 --> 00:10:12,886 And there's no time to stop. 197 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:14,121 We think about the "should we". 198 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,222 Or "should we not" 199 00:10:15,256 --> 00:10:18,091 And I know that you got a man. 200 00:10:18,126 --> 00:10:20,927 But I'm here so put me in your plans... 201 00:10:21,929 --> 00:10:22,896 Hey, coop. 202 00:10:25,616 --> 00:10:27,534 Uh... he had somewhere else to go. 203 00:10:30,805 --> 00:10:33,040 Strawberry banana smoothie with a slice of pineapple. 204 00:10:33,074 --> 00:10:35,125 Thank you. 205 00:10:35,159 --> 00:10:37,377 It's Harriet! Come, sit. 206 00:10:37,412 --> 00:10:40,514 You should totally start hanging out with us. 207 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,666 You want me to hang out with you? 208 00:10:42,717 --> 00:10:44,251 Of course, silly. 209 00:10:44,285 --> 00:10:47,521 Being the class blogger has its perks, you know. 210 00:10:47,555 --> 00:10:49,639 Oh! I am so sorry! 211 00:10:49,674 --> 00:10:51,091 Just give it to me, I can clean it. 212 00:10:51,125 --> 00:10:52,676 What do you write in here? 213 00:10:52,727 --> 00:10:53,460 No-no-no-no-no! 214 00:10:53,494 --> 00:10:55,145 Ladies. 215 00:10:58,700 --> 00:11:01,101 Nanny saves the day! 216 00:11:01,135 --> 00:11:03,020 I can't believe she still has a nanny! 217 00:11:03,071 --> 00:11:05,105 How old is she? Like five? 218 00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:07,607 How did you know I was here? 219 00:11:07,641 --> 00:11:09,343 Oh, come on, Harriet. 220 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,945 Your routine isn't that hard to crack. 221 00:11:11,979 --> 00:11:13,580 You might wanna mix it up a bit! 222 00:11:13,614 --> 00:11:14,614 I mix. 223 00:11:15,833 --> 00:11:19,853 So, am I looking at the new class blogger? 224 00:11:20,421 --> 00:11:21,538 Sort of. 225 00:11:21,589 --> 00:11:22,989 Good for you! 226 00:11:23,891 --> 00:11:26,993 A literary outlet is a wonderful thing. 227 00:11:27,011 --> 00:11:30,330 "By words the mind is winged." 228 00:11:30,365 --> 00:11:31,732 Aristophanes. 229 00:11:31,766 --> 00:11:32,699 Very good. 230 00:11:41,642 --> 00:11:44,945 I think you're too old to care about what other people say. 231 00:11:44,979 --> 00:11:45,946 I don't! 232 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:49,649 I don't care what they say about me, or you, Or us. 233 00:11:49,683 --> 00:11:52,185 But maybe as I get older We can just change the "nanny" 234 00:11:52,220 --> 00:11:55,322 To "guardian" or "manager," 235 00:11:55,356 --> 00:11:56,556 Or "bodyguard." 236 00:11:58,459 --> 00:12:01,094 Oh, Harriet. 237 00:12:01,129 --> 00:12:04,714 You know, there'll come a time in the not-too-distant future 238 00:12:04,749 --> 00:12:08,368 When you'll realize that you don't need me anymore. 239 00:12:08,403 --> 00:12:11,888 And that's when we'll both know That it's time for me to go. 240 00:12:11,923 --> 00:12:13,440 Well, that time isn't now. 241 00:12:19,981 --> 00:12:22,649 It's on! The deal is done! 242 00:12:30,425 --> 00:12:32,459 What deal? 243 00:12:32,493 --> 00:12:34,494 The star has agreed to my terms. 244 00:12:34,529 --> 00:12:36,396 Terms for what? 245 00:12:36,431 --> 00:12:37,697 That's fabulous! 246 00:12:37,731 --> 00:12:39,499 I told you it would all work out. 247 00:12:39,534 --> 00:12:40,867 What would work out?! 248 00:12:40,902 --> 00:12:43,003 They're coming over tonight to sign the contracts. 249 00:12:48,709 --> 00:12:52,112 Harriet, don't ask anymore questions. 250 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:55,215 And you, don't spill the beans. 251 00:13:01,923 --> 00:13:04,891 All will be revealed soon! 252 00:13:04,925 --> 00:13:07,277 How is it that I've lived my entire life with my parents? 253 00:13:07,311 --> 00:13:09,062 And still know nothing about them? 254 00:13:09,096 --> 00:13:10,864 And you wanna know the scariest thing of all? 255 00:13:10,898 --> 00:13:12,265 They don't know me either! 256 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:15,202 Well, does anyone ever truly know anyone? 257 00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:17,404 I know you, don't I? 258 00:13:17,438 --> 00:13:18,705 Do you? 259 00:13:20,775 --> 00:13:22,309 Who's here? 260 00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:24,010 A surprise. Come on. 261 00:13:27,582 --> 00:13:28,832 Harriet! 262 00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:31,485 What's the big deal? 263 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:36,323 Well, for someone your age, This is a very big deal. 264 00:13:38,392 --> 00:13:40,560 You know salamander helm, right? 265 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:43,864 Skander Hill?! 266 00:13:45,299 --> 00:13:46,516 Exactly! 267 00:13:46,567 --> 00:13:50,803 The sequel." 268 00:13:53,908 --> 00:13:54,658 It has. It has. 269 00:13:54,692 --> 00:13:55,692 And let me tell you, guys, 270 00:13:55,743 --> 00:13:58,111 I am looking forward to making this picture 271 00:13:58,145 --> 00:13:59,446 A total home run! Huh?! 272 00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:01,381 Ugh... 273 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,036 I never thought of Harriet as the shy type. 274 00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,988 It must be puppy love. 275 00:14:09,006 --> 00:14:11,658 I'll show you out. 276 00:14:11,692 --> 00:14:13,426 What a hoot! 277 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:21,017 How could they do this to me? 278 00:14:21,052 --> 00:14:21,902 Why'd they have to let him in? 279 00:14:21,936 --> 00:14:23,136 Why'd he have to show up at my door 280 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,021 With his perfectly tousled hair? 281 00:14:25,056 --> 00:14:28,475 Ugh. We need to disinfect the vestibule immediately. 282 00:14:28,509 --> 00:14:30,977 "I just experienced a home invasion - 283 00:14:31,012 --> 00:14:33,313 Skander hill in my front hall, 284 00:14:33,347 --> 00:14:36,182 Fashionably scruffy, aloofly bored." 285 00:14:38,035 --> 00:14:41,187 That's pretty good, Harriet. You really got him. 286 00:14:42,957 --> 00:14:43,957 Harriet? 287 00:14:54,402 --> 00:14:56,169 Oh! Harriet?! 288 00:14:57,171 --> 00:14:58,338 Don't sneak up like that. 289 00:14:58,372 --> 00:15:00,874 Dad, you can't do it. 290 00:15:01,509 --> 00:15:05,245 Oh, okay, yes, I know they're bad for me, but I like them. 291 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:07,764 No, not that. 292 00:15:07,815 --> 00:15:09,449 Then what? What can't I do? 293 00:15:09,483 --> 00:15:11,318 "Spy teen the sequel." 294 00:15:11,352 --> 00:15:13,720 Isn't time for you to be in bed? 295 00:15:13,754 --> 00:15:15,822 Dad, you've got to understand that if you do this film, 296 00:15:15,856 --> 00:15:17,890 It'll be the single most humiliating thing 297 00:15:17,908 --> 00:15:20,727 That could possibly happen to me In my entire lifetime. 298 00:15:20,761 --> 00:15:22,929 Really? Wow. 299 00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:26,666 I would've thought you'd have been thrilled about this. 300 00:15:26,701 --> 00:15:29,502 This the biggest teen franchise in the world. 301 00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:31,404 It's garbage. 302 00:15:31,439 --> 00:15:35,375 Well, it's business. My business, my dear Harriet, 303 00:15:35,409 --> 00:15:37,577 And I need this contract, badly. 304 00:15:37,595 --> 00:15:40,280 I know, but it's just- Yeah, can you please go to bed? 305 00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,881 It's late. 306 00:15:41,916 --> 00:15:43,216 These really are bad for you. 307 00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,584 Harriet, I need those! 308 00:15:46,554 --> 00:15:47,954 It's completely humiliating 309 00:15:47,989 --> 00:15:50,190 That my dad has anything to do with "spy teen." 310 00:15:50,224 --> 00:15:53,026 Promise me on your souls that you will not tell anybody! 311 00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:55,528 So my mom saw your mom at the manicurist yesterday 312 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,764 And my mom told me that your mom told her 313 00:15:57,798 --> 00:16:00,233 That your dad is producing the new Skander hill movie. 314 00:16:00,267 --> 00:16:01,568 Is that true? 315 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,171 Your dad is producing "spy teen the sequel"? 316 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:06,623 That is so cool! 317 00:16:06,657 --> 00:16:07,741 Is that true? 318 00:16:07,775 --> 00:16:10,410 Or... Is it just a big fat lie? 319 00:16:10,444 --> 00:16:11,578 Well. 320 00:16:11,612 --> 00:16:13,963 Nice to see you girls working together. 321 00:16:13,998 --> 00:16:16,449 I assume you're discussing the blog. 322 00:16:16,467 --> 00:16:18,518 Harriet, when are you posting? 323 00:16:18,552 --> 00:16:21,321 Now's your chance to show us what you've got. 324 00:16:23,958 --> 00:16:25,325 Your masterpiece. 325 00:16:25,359 --> 00:16:28,161 You think you know people, but you really don't. 326 00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,796 Like this artist I know; 327 00:16:29,830 --> 00:16:34,901 While some use paint and canvas, His medium of choice is the con. 328 00:16:34,935 --> 00:16:37,470 He's managed to convince this unsuspecting model 329 00:16:37,488 --> 00:16:38,738 That she's his muse. 330 00:16:38,773 --> 00:16:42,792 And in turn, She supports his art with a lot of cash. 331 00:16:42,827 --> 00:16:46,379 If that isn't bad enough... He's fooled other models, too. 332 00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:49,199 Who knows how many victims he's got out there? 333 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,018 The only kind of artist who does something like this... 334 00:16:52,053 --> 00:16:53,353 Is a scam artist. 335 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:54,821 My muse! 336 00:16:55,990 --> 00:17:01,261 Just another observation about life from me, Harriet m. Welch. 337 00:17:16,510 --> 00:17:19,045 Two hits, no comments. 338 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,982 Hmm... Well, maybe nobody's reading today. 339 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,388 What? 25 hits for this drivel?! 340 00:17:29,390 --> 00:17:30,390 Ugh! 341 00:17:37,665 --> 00:17:40,083 Nice blog, Harriet. 342 00:17:42,903 --> 00:17:46,089 There are people in this world who shouldn't have pets, 343 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,576 Especially those who care more about image Than substance. 344 00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,244 Doggy day nursery makes a point of personally speaking 345 00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:52,412 To every applicant. 346 00:17:52,446 --> 00:17:54,848 We only accept the best. 347 00:17:54,882 --> 00:17:57,650 I believe I will be submitting my recommendation. 348 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,252 You won't regret it. Mitzy is- 349 00:18:01,822 --> 00:18:02,856 Wet. 350 00:18:02,890 --> 00:18:07,026 Take Tiffany and Preston, Their darling offspring has four legs, 351 00:18:07,060 --> 00:18:09,529 A walnut-sized brain, and a perfect pedigree, 352 00:18:09,563 --> 00:18:13,249 But that doesn't mean it's potty trained. 353 00:18:13,284 --> 00:18:17,837 Just another observation about life from me, Harriet m. Welch. 354 00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:28,782 Yes! 30 hits and comments! 355 00:18:30,885 --> 00:18:33,553 Who are these people anyway? 356 00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:34,587 Bo-ring! 357 00:18:35,723 --> 00:18:38,191 Harriet's all talk and no show. 358 00:18:38,225 --> 00:18:40,643 Marion! 359 00:18:40,694 --> 00:18:41,895 This is brutal. 360 00:18:41,929 --> 00:18:43,446 I thought I would've gotten them with that last one. 361 00:18:43,481 --> 00:18:46,299 I mean, tiffany and Preston are classic! 362 00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:47,600 You didn't read it? 363 00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:48,902 Oh, we read it. 364 00:18:48,936 --> 00:18:51,437 But it was kinda boring. 365 00:18:52,873 --> 00:18:53,873 Ah, Harriet. 366 00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:59,445 I've received some feedback From some members of the class. 367 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,481 Perhaps you're a little overwhelmed. 368 00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:03,616 Maybe Marion should take the reins for a while. 369 00:19:03,651 --> 00:19:06,118 After all, she has so much more experience With the blog. 370 00:19:06,136 --> 00:19:07,220 No. please, Ms. Elson. 371 00:19:07,254 --> 00:19:08,922 I'm just getting the hang of it. 372 00:19:08,956 --> 00:19:11,457 Okay, but remember, make it involving, 373 00:19:11,492 --> 00:19:13,693 Spark conversation! All right? 374 00:19:13,727 --> 00:19:15,428 That's what it's all about. 375 00:19:20,684 --> 00:19:22,068 Did you hear about Arron? 376 00:19:22,102 --> 00:19:23,870 I can't even believe he did that. 377 00:19:26,407 --> 00:19:27,190 To Marion. 378 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:29,108 The destined and true class blogger! 379 00:19:29,143 --> 00:19:30,026 To Marion. 380 00:19:32,279 --> 00:19:33,947 See? I give up. 381 00:19:33,981 --> 00:19:35,248 Well, you can't. 382 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:37,584 Because the Harriet m. Welch that I know is not a quitter, 383 00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:39,986 Nor would I allow her to be one. 384 00:19:40,004 --> 00:19:42,154 Look, maybe you just need to rethink. 385 00:19:42,172 --> 00:19:44,224 I mean, maybe these people that you write about 386 00:19:44,258 --> 00:19:47,343 Are important to you, But not to everyone else. 387 00:19:47,378 --> 00:19:49,529 But you said writers write about what they know; 388 00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:51,714 I know everything there is to know about these people. 389 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:54,000 And you also said, and I quote, 390 00:19:55,436 --> 00:19:59,706 And have no public, Than write for the public and have no self." 391 00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,442 So maybe the key is to write about what you know, 392 00:20:02,476 --> 00:20:07,113 But write about things That other people can relate to as well. 393 00:20:08,849 --> 00:20:10,750 Beat her at her own game. 394 00:20:10,784 --> 00:20:12,869 What are the kids at school interested in? 395 00:20:12,903 --> 00:20:13,903 Mediocrity. 396 00:20:15,539 --> 00:20:18,424 I'm an individual in a world of followers. 397 00:20:18,459 --> 00:20:20,543 Hey, Harriet. Golly. 398 00:20:20,578 --> 00:20:22,862 Hey, coop. what's up? 399 00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,130 Don't ask. 400 00:20:24,164 --> 00:20:26,165 I lost another babysitter. 401 00:20:26,199 --> 00:20:28,718 Oh... Couldn't cope with four kids. 402 00:20:33,557 --> 00:20:36,926 But remember, I have offered to help you anytime you need. 403 00:20:36,977 --> 00:20:40,263 Well, did you give any thought to my idea? 404 00:20:41,348 --> 00:20:42,348 Not yet. 405 00:20:43,984 --> 00:20:46,019 Hey! I got a new shipment in! 406 00:20:46,053 --> 00:20:48,388 You might be interested, Harriet. 407 00:20:48,422 --> 00:20:49,923 Hot off the presses! 408 00:20:49,957 --> 00:20:53,826 The kids really love this Skander fellow, Especially the girls. 409 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,962 They can't get enough of him. 410 00:20:55,996 --> 00:20:58,498 I swear, his name is what I hear all day long. 411 00:20:58,532 --> 00:21:00,283 Skander, Skander, Skander! 412 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,970 Skander, Skander, Skander! 413 00:21:07,174 --> 00:21:10,109 Have you ever experienced a home invasion? 414 00:21:10,144 --> 00:21:11,377 I have. 415 00:21:11,412 --> 00:21:16,482 Skander hill, standing in my front hall, Live and in person, 416 00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:19,819 With his perfectly tousled hair, Looking fashionably scruffy 417 00:21:19,853 --> 00:21:25,191 In his signature untucked shirt, Ratty old jacket and sunglasses. 418 00:21:25,209 --> 00:21:30,696 All studied, all practiced, All of the above equals fake fink. 419 00:21:30,731 --> 00:21:32,565 Just my opinion. 420 00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:08,534 Come on, come on, come on. 421 00:22:09,569 --> 00:22:10,836 70 hits?! Yes! 422 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:15,608 I can't believe you met him! 423 00:22:15,642 --> 00:22:16,642 Yeah, I can't believe it! 424 00:22:16,676 --> 00:22:18,410 I didn't exactly... What'd he say? 425 00:22:22,515 --> 00:22:25,584 He's kind of a fink. Did you not read my entry? 426 00:22:25,619 --> 00:22:27,419 Harriet, you're hilarious! 427 00:22:27,454 --> 00:22:29,722 Yeah, totally hilarious. 428 00:22:29,756 --> 00:22:31,824 All right, people, sit down, please. 429 00:22:31,858 --> 00:22:33,175 Thank you. 430 00:22:33,209 --> 00:22:36,712 Harriet, I see your blog entry has gotten quite a reaction. 431 00:22:36,763 --> 00:22:39,831 Love to see so much class discussion! 432 00:22:41,351 --> 00:22:44,370 Are you claiming you know Skander hill personally? 433 00:22:44,404 --> 00:22:47,640 It is a writer's prerogative to embellish the truth 434 00:22:47,674 --> 00:22:49,675 When he or she sees fit, right? 435 00:22:49,709 --> 00:22:51,843 My father is producing his movie, isn't he? 436 00:22:51,861 --> 00:22:53,812 Of course I know Skander hill. 437 00:22:56,916 --> 00:22:58,367 Why did I even say that? 438 00:22:58,401 --> 00:22:59,618 I don't know him. 439 00:22:59,653 --> 00:23:01,587 I can barely stand the sight of him without gagging. 440 00:23:05,592 --> 00:23:07,710 To writing about the people on my route. 441 00:23:10,864 --> 00:23:11,863 What? 442 00:23:13,299 --> 00:23:16,769 Uh, Harriet, as your friends... We wouldn't advise that. 443 00:23:16,803 --> 00:23:18,370 If you want to beat Marion, 444 00:23:18,405 --> 00:23:21,573 You should keep writing about Skander. 445 00:23:23,176 --> 00:23:24,393 Keep talking. 446 00:23:24,427 --> 00:23:27,646 All these girls can blab on and on about is Skander hill 447 00:23:27,681 --> 00:23:29,348 And how amazing and perfect is, 448 00:23:29,382 --> 00:23:30,849 But you can expose him for the fool 449 00:23:30,883 --> 00:23:33,085 He is guaranteed to be in real life. 450 00:23:33,119 --> 00:23:37,790 Write about Skander hill... A completely uncensored expose. 451 00:23:38,792 --> 00:23:41,627 I could burst Marion And her disciples' Skander bubble 452 00:23:41,661 --> 00:23:43,445 And keep the blog all to myself. 453 00:23:43,496 --> 00:23:44,296 It's a win-win. 454 00:23:44,330 --> 00:23:47,166 You've got to get all the dirt And secrets you can. 455 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:49,201 Yeah! And we can help. 456 00:23:49,235 --> 00:23:50,636 No. 457 00:23:50,670 --> 00:23:51,670 I work alone. 458 00:23:58,845 --> 00:24:00,929 From horrible Marion Hawthorne. 459 00:24:00,964 --> 00:24:03,582 Oh. And how're you gonna manage that? 460 00:24:03,616 --> 00:24:04,850 I took your advice. 461 00:24:04,884 --> 00:24:07,119 Found some common ground. 462 00:24:08,988 --> 00:24:10,773 Those "pennies for the poor" people 463 00:24:10,807 --> 00:24:13,308 Are so selfish with their time. 464 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:18,197 Uh, mom? Can I talk to you? 465 00:24:21,401 --> 00:24:23,435 I'll be outside... stretching! 466 00:24:24,437 --> 00:24:26,321 Be right with you. 467 00:24:27,323 --> 00:24:29,074 Yes, Harriet? 468 00:24:29,108 --> 00:24:31,777 Can you talk daddy into letting me Go to work with him tomorrow? 469 00:24:31,811 --> 00:24:35,314 I know it's a Saturday, But they're still shooting, right? 470 00:24:38,802 --> 00:24:41,320 Well, daddy's always so busy. 471 00:24:41,354 --> 00:24:42,688 I never get to see him. 472 00:24:42,722 --> 00:24:44,006 And don't they say that one of the keys 473 00:24:44,057 --> 00:24:46,091 To successful childhood development 474 00:24:46,126 --> 00:24:50,629 Is the presence of a strong paternal figurehead? 475 00:24:54,317 --> 00:24:57,603 And sport and his dad play basketball. 476 00:24:57,637 --> 00:25:00,105 I really think my self-esteem is suffering. 477 00:25:01,741 --> 00:25:03,742 Oh, honey. 478 00:25:03,777 --> 00:25:06,512 I will talk to your father. 479 00:25:12,252 --> 00:25:16,021 I think someone has a crush on chandler hilt. 480 00:25:16,055 --> 00:25:17,489 Skander hill? 481 00:25:17,524 --> 00:25:18,690 Exactly. 482 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:22,728 Hmm. 483 00:25:24,631 --> 00:25:26,799 Come to the set? 484 00:25:26,833 --> 00:25:28,834 No, she can't come to the set. 485 00:25:28,868 --> 00:25:30,068 Why not? 486 00:25:32,272 --> 00:25:35,240 Plus, you know, Skander is insane about his privacy. 487 00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:36,725 I don't want to mess anything up. 488 00:25:36,776 --> 00:25:38,644 Roger, this is the first time 489 00:25:38,678 --> 00:25:41,613 That Harriet has shown any interest in your job. 490 00:25:41,648 --> 00:25:44,650 You should bend over backwards to make it happen. 491 00:25:44,684 --> 00:25:45,818 The bottom line is, 492 00:25:45,852 --> 00:25:48,353 You don't spend enough time with your daughter. 493 00:25:48,388 --> 00:25:51,857 Well, that's not true. I spend tons of time! 494 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:54,409 All I know is that father/daughter bonding time 495 00:25:54,460 --> 00:25:57,262 Is an important key to a child's development. 496 00:25:59,098 --> 00:26:01,433 But you're at an office all day. 497 00:26:01,467 --> 00:26:03,135 Okay! Fine! 498 00:26:03,169 --> 00:26:04,837 Fine, you win. 499 00:26:05,388 --> 00:26:07,706 And, you know, maybe... maybe you're right. 500 00:26:07,740 --> 00:26:09,892 Maybe it'd be good to, you know, 501 00:26:09,926 --> 00:26:12,744 Let her see what dear old dad does for a living. 502 00:26:12,779 --> 00:26:14,780 Exactly. So, it's settled. 503 00:26:14,814 --> 00:26:16,782 The three of you will go tomorrow morning! 504 00:26:16,816 --> 00:26:18,851 Three? 505 00:26:18,885 --> 00:26:20,686 Obviously, golly will go along. 506 00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:24,323 Oh, obviously. Yes, obviously. 507 00:26:26,776 --> 00:26:28,443 Really good, yeah. 508 00:26:28,494 --> 00:26:31,163 Well, I should know more tomorrow, coop. 509 00:26:31,197 --> 00:26:34,433 No, I won't keep you in suspense. 510 00:27:12,138 --> 00:27:13,071 Okay, Harriet. 511 00:27:15,491 --> 00:27:16,575 I will take you there. 512 00:27:16,609 --> 00:27:18,160 Okay. But you gotta promise me 513 00:27:18,211 --> 00:27:19,461 You're gonna stay in the background. 514 00:27:19,495 --> 00:27:20,329 Yeah, of course. 515 00:27:20,380 --> 00:27:21,213 Okay? 516 00:27:21,247 --> 00:27:22,447 Mr. Welch! Hey, hi! 517 00:27:22,482 --> 00:27:23,548 So glad you're here! 518 00:27:23,583 --> 00:27:24,650 There's a big problem in props. 519 00:27:24,684 --> 00:27:25,834 They need you right away. 520 00:27:25,885 --> 00:27:27,219 Well, can't someone else deal with it? 521 00:27:27,253 --> 00:27:28,453 We need someone down here, stat! 522 00:27:28,471 --> 00:27:30,005 The master just malfunctioned. 523 00:27:30,056 --> 00:27:31,506 Tell roger to get over here now! 524 00:27:33,393 --> 00:27:35,661 Duty calls. Uh... tim? 525 00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:36,428 Yeah. 526 00:27:36,462 --> 00:27:37,796 This is my daughter, Harriet. 527 00:27:37,814 --> 00:27:39,181 Hi. Nice to meet you. 528 00:27:39,232 --> 00:27:40,849 And this is her nanny, golly. 529 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,017 Hey. 530 00:27:42,068 --> 00:27:43,602 Now, I need you to take them to set, 531 00:27:43,636 --> 00:27:46,355 But you know how Skander hates visitors, correct? 532 00:27:46,406 --> 00:27:48,774 Mm-hm. yes? We know this? All right, so please stay low. 533 00:27:48,908 --> 00:27:49,908 You got it, boss! 534 00:27:51,294 --> 00:27:52,277 Wanna go? 535 00:27:52,311 --> 00:27:53,295 Yeah. 536 00:27:54,514 --> 00:27:55,847 So, the boss' daughter, huh? 537 00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,266 You must be pretty proud of your dad! 538 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,752 You know I have such mad respect for him, 539 00:28:00,787 --> 00:28:02,754 And you can tell him I said that. 540 00:28:02,772 --> 00:28:03,822 Hey, um... 541 00:28:04,824 --> 00:28:05,791 Oh, okay. 542 00:28:05,825 --> 00:28:07,426 Yeah, we make movies in here. 543 00:28:07,460 --> 00:28:08,944 Cool. 544 00:28:10,496 --> 00:28:11,746 Harriet? 545 00:28:11,797 --> 00:28:12,797 You coming? 546 00:28:20,673 --> 00:28:22,807 So, you saw the first movie, right? 547 00:28:22,842 --> 00:28:24,426 No I haven't, actually. 548 00:28:24,477 --> 00:28:26,611 No? Wow. Okay. 549 00:28:26,646 --> 00:28:29,514 Well, this sequel's gonna blow it out of the water! 550 00:28:29,548 --> 00:28:30,599 Oh yeah. 551 00:28:30,650 --> 00:28:32,383 At the end of the original "spy teen," Jake Jones, 552 00:28:32,401 --> 00:28:33,752 As played by the brilliant Skander hill, 553 00:28:33,786 --> 00:28:35,604 Successfully exposed his high school's principal 554 00:28:35,655 --> 00:28:37,939 As a double agent And found true love with Lisa Lidell 555 00:28:37,990 --> 00:28:39,691 A.k.a. poppy Malone. 556 00:28:39,725 --> 00:28:42,277 In the sequel, the entire cast goes a senior trip to Europe! 557 00:28:42,328 --> 00:28:43,695 But the minute Skander thinks he's free 558 00:28:43,729 --> 00:28:44,696 To enjoy time with his friends, 559 00:28:44,730 --> 00:28:47,165 The ISB - the international spy bureau - call. 560 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:48,867 They need his help again! 561 00:28:48,901 --> 00:28:51,253 So now he's gotta choose Between having fun with his posse 562 00:28:51,287 --> 00:28:53,038 Or his sworn duty to protect our country, 563 00:28:53,072 --> 00:28:56,291 All while keeping his spy identity a secret! 564 00:28:56,342 --> 00:28:58,426 Michelle! Can I get a hand over here, please? 565 00:28:58,461 --> 00:29:00,578 How incredibly uncredible. 566 00:29:02,081 --> 00:29:04,082 Five, six, seven, eight! 567 00:29:04,100 --> 00:29:06,935 It's funny how you can look at life. 568 00:29:06,969 --> 00:29:09,137 As memories caught in time. 569 00:29:11,891 --> 00:29:14,726 Frozen like a statue... Agh! 570 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,094 Stop the music! 571 00:29:16,112 --> 00:29:17,162 Here we go again. 572 00:29:17,196 --> 00:29:18,613 Skander, I had my words right! 573 00:29:18,648 --> 00:29:21,333 Yeah, but it doesn't really help When your dance is way off! 574 00:29:21,367 --> 00:29:22,968 It was not! 575 00:29:23,002 --> 00:29:25,120 And when, miracle of miracles, you do get the steps right... 576 00:29:25,154 --> 00:29:27,105 Oh, um, you really shouldn't be doing that. 577 00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:29,457 Everything you see or hear is totally confidential. 578 00:29:29,492 --> 00:29:31,843 So, maybe let's put it away. Okay? 579 00:29:31,877 --> 00:29:33,511 It's clearly one or the other with you, isn't it? 580 00:29:33,546 --> 00:29:34,946 You might wanna cross "multi-talented" 581 00:29:34,964 --> 00:29:36,298 Off the resume. 582 00:29:36,332 --> 00:29:39,818 Well, maybe if someone wasn't drowning me in spit, 583 00:29:39,852 --> 00:29:41,503 I'd be able to focus! 584 00:29:43,639 --> 00:29:44,923 That's what they're for, right? 585 00:29:44,957 --> 00:29:46,291 Work out the little kinks. 586 00:29:46,325 --> 00:29:48,593 Now remember, this is a happy moment. 587 00:29:50,963 --> 00:29:53,982 The art, the culture, the museums, right? 588 00:29:54,016 --> 00:29:55,834 Let's take it from the chorus. 589 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,438 Playback! 590 00:30:04,243 --> 00:30:06,911 It's funny how you can look at life 591 00:30:06,946 --> 00:30:10,715 As memories caught in time, in time, in time... 592 00:30:11,951 --> 00:30:17,289 Frozen like a statue in the museum of your mind 593 00:30:18,658 --> 00:30:21,259 I've collected all the artifacts... 594 00:30:22,962 --> 00:30:24,963 Will somebody fix this?! 595 00:30:26,182 --> 00:30:27,299 I'm not ripping it, you are! 596 00:30:27,333 --> 00:30:28,867 I'm here for you, children! 597 00:30:28,901 --> 00:30:30,018 Steven will make it better! 598 00:30:30,052 --> 00:30:31,336 Here we go again! 599 00:30:31,370 --> 00:30:33,605 You know, I am so glad I broke up with you. 600 00:30:33,639 --> 00:30:36,107 Uh, really, don't do that! 601 00:30:39,245 --> 00:30:40,345 Harriet. 602 00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:41,813 Golly! 603 00:30:41,847 --> 00:30:43,198 I'm not even touching your arm, Skander! 604 00:30:43,232 --> 00:30:44,532 This is so ridiculous! 605 00:30:44,567 --> 00:30:45,950 Yeah, hide it like you're singing. 606 00:30:45,985 --> 00:30:48,053 Will you please get her off of me! 607 00:30:48,087 --> 00:30:49,454 Just don't rip the fabric. 608 00:30:49,488 --> 00:30:51,423 These are designer labels. 609 00:30:51,457 --> 00:30:53,575 It's right- Skander, keep your hands to yourself! 610 00:30:53,626 --> 00:30:55,877 It's not intentional, believe me! 611 00:30:56,929 --> 00:30:58,046 All right, clear the set! 612 00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:59,898 We should probably leave. 613 00:31:04,704 --> 00:31:05,920 Oh, tim! 614 00:31:12,445 --> 00:31:13,445 Stop it! 615 00:31:15,081 --> 00:31:16,398 Who are these people? 616 00:31:16,432 --> 00:31:17,782 Will you get them outta here?! 617 00:31:17,817 --> 00:31:19,184 Have I no privacy on set?! 618 00:31:19,218 --> 00:31:20,268 This is ridiculous! 619 00:31:20,319 --> 00:31:21,319 Have you fixed this yet? 620 00:31:21,354 --> 00:31:22,620 Let's go, guys! 621 00:31:24,690 --> 00:31:26,458 Everyone out! If you don't need to be here, let's go! 622 00:31:26,492 --> 00:31:28,860 And what happened? These are statues, 623 00:31:28,894 --> 00:31:30,228 They're not supposed to move, people. 624 00:31:30,246 --> 00:31:32,097 Who's fired?! 625 00:31:32,131 --> 00:31:35,200 During my one-on-one time with Skander on set today, 626 00:31:35,234 --> 00:31:37,702 I witnessed something beyond belief. 627 00:31:37,737 --> 00:31:39,371 And while it pains me to know 628 00:31:39,405 --> 00:31:41,606 That certain fanatic skandroids will be crushed 629 00:31:43,709 --> 00:31:47,345 I feel it is my journalistic duty to tell the truth. 630 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:49,347 And the truth is that the fairy-tale love story 631 00:31:49,382 --> 00:31:53,218 Of spy teen's co-stars does not end In happily ever after. 632 00:31:53,252 --> 00:31:56,587 In fact, it ends in insults and all-out hatred. 633 00:31:56,605 --> 00:31:59,190 Will you please get her off of me?! 634 00:32:00,359 --> 00:32:03,278 Oh, golly! I didn't see you there! 635 00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:07,766 "If you do not tell the truth about yourself," Harriet, 636 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:10,368 "You can't tell it about others." 637 00:32:10,403 --> 00:32:12,120 Virginia woolf. 638 00:32:12,705 --> 00:32:13,772 Well, wait. 639 00:32:13,806 --> 00:32:16,808 What is that supposed to mean? 640 00:32:22,415 --> 00:32:24,466 The entry was brilliant. 641 00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:25,917 That's all there is to it. 642 00:32:25,951 --> 00:32:29,888 You have single-handedly Taken down a Hollywood power couple. 643 00:32:29,922 --> 00:32:31,923 Prepare for the moaning and sobbing. 644 00:32:33,509 --> 00:32:35,176 Are they really breaking up? 645 00:32:35,227 --> 00:32:36,828 Yeah! Crushing, isn't it? 646 00:32:36,862 --> 00:32:38,146 Does that mean I still have a chance? 647 00:32:38,180 --> 00:32:39,097 Yeah, does it? 648 00:32:39,131 --> 00:32:40,965 Skander is single? 649 00:32:40,983 --> 00:32:42,233 This is amazing! 650 00:32:45,371 --> 00:32:48,139 I can't believe you were on set. 651 00:32:48,157 --> 00:32:49,524 What did he look like? What was he wearing? 652 00:32:51,861 --> 00:32:53,044 What did he look like? What was he wearing? 653 00:32:55,164 --> 00:32:57,081 I think we created a monster. 654 00:32:59,051 --> 00:33:00,385 Harriet, you are just the coolest! 655 00:33:00,419 --> 00:33:01,486 I am? 656 00:33:01,520 --> 00:33:03,321 So, did they really yell at each other like that? 657 00:33:03,355 --> 00:33:04,622 Tell us everything! 658 00:33:04,657 --> 00:33:07,258 Everything! 659 00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:09,494 J-just excuse me for a second. 660 00:33:09,528 --> 00:33:14,799 And I don't wanna put any pressure on you, but... Think about it. 661 00:33:14,833 --> 00:33:16,868 I know your family has to come first. 662 00:33:16,902 --> 00:33:18,703 His family comes first? 663 00:33:18,737 --> 00:33:20,004 What about mine? 664 00:33:20,039 --> 00:33:22,774 Like I said, consider it. 665 00:33:22,808 --> 00:33:24,809 I will. 666 00:33:24,844 --> 00:33:26,511 Whoa! 667 00:33:30,616 --> 00:33:33,017 Must follow. 668 00:33:33,035 --> 00:33:36,488 So... When are you going back to set? 669 00:33:36,522 --> 00:33:37,989 You know more than the tabloids do! 670 00:33:38,023 --> 00:33:39,891 I can't wait for your next blog. 671 00:33:39,925 --> 00:33:42,627 Can you post some pictures? 672 00:33:44,547 --> 00:33:45,797 My dad's the producer. 673 00:33:45,831 --> 00:33:48,967 I can go visit Skander on set anytime I want. 674 00:33:49,001 --> 00:33:50,835 The set is closed. 675 00:33:50,870 --> 00:33:52,337 It is locked down. 676 00:33:52,371 --> 00:33:55,056 Something happened yesterday - who knows what it was - 677 00:33:55,090 --> 00:33:57,876 But that little twit Skander went ballistic. 678 00:33:57,910 --> 00:34:03,214 Then I had his agent in my office all day Unhinged completely. 679 00:34:03,249 --> 00:34:04,482 Couple of real finks, let me tell ya. 680 00:34:04,517 --> 00:34:06,050 And now, it is closed. 681 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:10,655 There are no reporters allowed, There's no visitors allowed. 682 00:34:12,575 --> 00:34:17,929 Father/daughter bonding thing is gonna have to go on hold. 683 00:34:20,266 --> 00:34:22,200 What's gonna happen to the blog? 684 00:34:22,234 --> 00:34:23,902 Marion's gonna win! 685 00:34:23,936 --> 00:34:25,503 There's gotta be something. 686 00:34:25,538 --> 00:34:26,604 We can help. 687 00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:28,573 No, I told you, I work alone. 688 00:34:28,607 --> 00:34:32,377 Clearly that didn't work too well. 689 00:34:33,379 --> 00:34:34,679 I've got an idea! 690 00:34:34,713 --> 00:34:36,297 I'll call you back. 691 00:35:03,676 --> 00:35:04,676 Bingo! 692 00:35:37,576 --> 00:35:39,344 What is she up to? 693 00:35:53,926 --> 00:35:56,544 Just wanted to make sure things are working. 694 00:35:56,595 --> 00:35:58,296 Watches are synchronized. 695 00:36:04,436 --> 00:36:06,337 Bingo. Right on time. 696 00:36:09,441 --> 00:36:10,441 Let's go. 697 00:36:31,897 --> 00:36:33,381 Go. 698 00:36:39,888 --> 00:36:41,139 What now? 699 00:36:41,173 --> 00:36:43,041 Get in the elevator when he does. 700 00:36:43,075 --> 00:36:45,343 Okay, what about- Harriet? 701 00:36:45,377 --> 00:36:46,978 Harriet?! 702 00:36:47,012 --> 00:36:48,980 Let's go. 703 00:36:49,014 --> 00:36:54,885 ? 704 00:36:57,906 --> 00:37:00,258 I have an appointment. 705 00:37:05,798 --> 00:37:07,115 Thank you. 706 00:37:19,745 --> 00:37:21,312 Don't let them see you. 707 00:37:21,346 --> 00:37:22,313 Whoa! 708 00:37:25,467 --> 00:37:26,467 Ugh... 709 00:37:39,198 --> 00:37:41,399 Ugh! Who designed this thing? I hate it! 710 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:43,134 I'm not winning. 711 00:37:43,168 --> 00:37:44,202 You're doing great, kiddo. 712 00:37:53,746 --> 00:37:56,080 Steven, right? Stevahn. In. 713 00:37:56,115 --> 00:37:57,782 I really need to get back to the gym. 714 00:37:57,816 --> 00:38:00,551 I barely made it down the hall with this crazy rack. 715 00:38:05,624 --> 00:38:07,225 Is that the new "spy teen" video game? 716 00:38:07,259 --> 00:38:08,359 I love it! 717 00:38:08,393 --> 00:38:09,477 Yeah, it's insane. 718 00:38:09,511 --> 00:38:12,730 Oh, perfect. Get her! Get her! 719 00:38:12,765 --> 00:38:14,332 Okay, showtime. 720 00:38:14,366 --> 00:38:17,635 The clothes for the big finale scene are to die for! 721 00:38:17,653 --> 00:38:20,271 So you can thank me now Because I know you're gonna love them! 722 00:38:20,305 --> 00:38:22,073 Take a look at these puppies. 723 00:38:26,945 --> 00:38:28,212 Don't you love them? 724 00:38:29,214 --> 00:38:31,365 You are gonna be able to sing and dance your heart out 725 00:38:31,416 --> 00:38:33,251 In any one of these. 726 00:38:33,285 --> 00:38:37,288 Now, I know it's gonna be hard to choose, but... This one's fine. 727 00:38:37,322 --> 00:38:40,157 Oh, good choice. Good choice. 728 00:38:40,175 --> 00:38:42,426 I always knew you had an eye. 729 00:38:43,428 --> 00:38:46,030 But I didn't know he had a tattoo! 730 00:38:46,064 --> 00:38:47,064 Shhhh. 731 00:38:51,436 --> 00:38:52,970 It's a birthmark. 732 00:38:53,005 --> 00:38:54,605 Oh, and it's in the shape of a heart! 733 00:38:54,640 --> 00:38:56,507 It's adorable. 734 00:38:56,525 --> 00:38:58,242 I've never seen it on screen before! 735 00:38:58,277 --> 00:39:00,144 That's because they always cover it with makeup. 736 00:39:00,179 --> 00:39:02,947 I can't imagine why. 737 00:39:05,450 --> 00:39:07,552 I think this is the one. What do you think, sol? 738 00:39:07,586 --> 00:39:08,719 You got it, baby. 739 00:39:08,754 --> 00:39:10,021 And boy was that was tough. 740 00:39:12,958 --> 00:39:14,125 Making the world a more beautiful place 741 00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:16,694 One mind-blowing ensemble at a time. 742 00:39:19,731 --> 00:39:21,299 What? 743 00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:22,934 What was what? 744 00:39:22,968 --> 00:39:24,068 There was a sound from over here. 745 00:39:24,102 --> 00:39:26,304 What sound? No, hey, take it easy, buddy. 746 00:39:26,338 --> 00:39:27,471 Let's hit the gym, huh? 747 00:39:27,506 --> 00:39:28,773 What? Why? Why? 748 00:39:29,641 --> 00:39:30,474 Do you think I need to work out? 749 00:39:30,509 --> 00:39:31,509 No. 750 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,311 You're a regular adonis, kiddo. 751 00:39:33,345 --> 00:39:34,345 Who? 752 00:39:36,014 --> 00:39:37,415 What movie was he in? 753 00:39:37,449 --> 00:39:39,083 Never mind. You just need to work off some nerves. 754 00:39:40,102 --> 00:39:41,102 Backs, bis, tris - the whole deal. 755 00:39:41,153 --> 00:39:42,153 You, walk with us. 756 00:39:42,187 --> 00:39:43,888 Yeah. 757 00:39:43,906 --> 00:39:45,389 We'll hit the steam. Right? 758 00:39:45,407 --> 00:39:46,908 Have a fruit plate and some yogurt. 759 00:40:02,741 --> 00:40:04,809 We're making the world a more beautiful place 760 00:40:04,843 --> 00:40:06,961 One no-name t-shirt at a time. 761 00:40:08,914 --> 00:40:11,382 I gotta get my shades and cap. 762 00:40:11,416 --> 00:40:14,819 We'll get them afterwards, okay? 763 00:40:18,357 --> 00:40:19,607 I'm sorry. I need them, okay? 764 00:40:19,641 --> 00:40:20,958 I don't go anywhere without them. 765 00:40:20,993 --> 00:40:22,426 It's all good, babe. 766 00:40:22,444 --> 00:40:23,978 Okay, so... what were you saying? 767 00:40:24,029 --> 00:40:25,696 Why did they say I was a lightweight? 768 00:40:25,731 --> 00:40:27,632 They did not say lightweight... exactly. 769 00:40:27,666 --> 00:40:29,133 But I totally nailed the audition! 770 00:40:29,167 --> 00:40:30,434 I know. But it's the director, 771 00:40:30,469 --> 00:40:32,770 He just wants to go a different direction. 772 00:40:32,804 --> 00:40:33,838 You know what it is, sol? 773 00:40:33,872 --> 00:40:35,306 It's those stupid spy movies. 774 00:40:35,340 --> 00:40:36,774 What director's ever gonna take me seriously? 775 00:40:36,808 --> 00:40:38,376 You can play me on a video game! 776 00:40:38,410 --> 00:40:40,461 You never should've signed me up for the sequel. 777 00:40:40,495 --> 00:40:41,746 I am gonna be spy boy 778 00:40:41,780 --> 00:40:43,981 Until my career's completely down the toilet. 779 00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:00,314 Mission accomplished. 780 00:41:00,349 --> 00:41:03,501 I was hanging out with Skander today At his hotel room. 781 00:41:03,535 --> 00:41:06,570 Turns out Mr. Perfect is not so perfect. 782 00:41:06,605 --> 00:41:10,041 Take a look at this disgusting birthmark right on his... 783 00:41:10,075 --> 00:41:12,109 Now don't get carried away like those finks 784 00:41:12,144 --> 00:41:14,845 Who write for the tabloids. 785 00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:16,647 Where were you last night? 786 00:41:16,682 --> 00:41:18,249 I heard you come in. 787 00:41:18,283 --> 00:41:21,352 What were you doing up so late? 788 00:41:23,922 --> 00:41:27,959 Harriet, I do have a life outside these walls, you know. 789 00:41:42,107 --> 00:41:44,875 It's so cute! It totally looks like a heart! 790 00:41:44,910 --> 00:41:46,343 It totally does! 791 00:41:46,361 --> 00:41:48,779 I didn't think it was possible For me to love him even more, 792 00:41:48,814 --> 00:41:50,314 But I so do! 793 00:41:52,818 --> 00:41:55,186 I am both amazed and appalled At human nature. 794 00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:57,421 These people are sub-human. 795 00:41:58,407 --> 00:41:59,189 Harriet. 796 00:41:59,207 --> 00:42:00,875 Your blog entry was great today. 797 00:42:00,909 --> 00:42:02,326 Love the pictures. 798 00:42:02,360 --> 00:42:03,411 Uh... thanks. 799 00:42:07,966 --> 00:42:11,469 I haven't read hers yet. But thanks, Rachel. 800 00:42:11,503 --> 00:42:13,379 I just got the new karaoke DVD 801 00:42:17,976 --> 00:42:19,260 To play it tonight. 802 00:42:19,311 --> 00:42:20,244 You want to come? 803 00:42:20,278 --> 00:42:21,412 Me? 804 00:42:22,414 --> 00:42:23,614 Uh... sure. 805 00:42:24,616 --> 00:42:25,599 Yeah. 806 00:42:26,618 --> 00:42:29,387 Well, if you're such good friends with Skander, 807 00:42:29,421 --> 00:42:30,821 Why don't you bring him to the party? 808 00:42:30,856 --> 00:42:32,256 I'd die. 809 00:42:39,064 --> 00:42:40,331 Love your blog. 810 00:42:44,202 --> 00:42:46,170 You're going? 811 00:42:46,204 --> 00:42:48,072 I have to infiltrate enemy territory; 812 00:42:48,106 --> 00:42:50,508 That's the only reason I said yes. 813 00:42:50,542 --> 00:42:51,542 Sure. 814 00:43:03,388 --> 00:43:07,725 A lie, a lie, a lie. 815 00:43:08,727 --> 00:43:10,795 I spy... So this is what it's like 816 00:43:13,565 --> 00:43:17,735 It's surreal... And really, really pink. 817 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:21,172 Oh... lie 818 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:25,276 Uh, no, no. that's okay. 819 00:43:25,310 --> 00:43:27,444 Come on, it's so easy. Just follow the bouncing ball. 820 00:43:27,462 --> 00:43:29,380 I'll just leave the singing to Skander. 821 00:43:29,414 --> 00:43:30,681 Do you really think he's coming? 822 00:43:30,715 --> 00:43:31,966 He didn't say no. 823 00:43:33,001 --> 00:43:34,618 Oh wait, maybe this is him. 824 00:43:34,653 --> 00:43:36,554 Hello? Oh hey, Skander. 825 00:43:42,928 --> 00:43:45,846 Oh my gosh, oh my god! 826 00:43:47,732 --> 00:43:50,234 So just play it cool, okay? 827 00:44:03,365 --> 00:44:04,815 Oh my gosh... he's totally in there! 828 00:44:04,833 --> 00:44:06,167 Can you see him? 829 00:44:07,452 --> 00:44:08,252 There he is! 830 00:44:09,504 --> 00:44:10,921 Let me see. 831 00:44:12,624 --> 00:44:14,391 Are they still looking? 832 00:44:14,426 --> 00:44:15,392 Yup. 833 00:44:15,427 --> 00:44:17,595 Don't let them see you! I think it's working. 834 00:44:20,031 --> 00:44:21,098 Then I want you to stick your arm out 835 00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,833 And wave at the window. Got it? 836 00:44:22,868 --> 00:44:23,968 This is so ridiculous. 837 00:44:24,002 --> 00:44:26,470 Just shut up and hug me! 838 00:44:27,472 --> 00:44:28,472 Now wave. 839 00:44:32,243 --> 00:44:34,845 She's so lucky! 840 00:44:46,959 --> 00:44:50,379 Sorry, Skander's too tired from rehearsal to come in. 841 00:44:50,413 --> 00:44:51,480 Convenient. 842 00:44:51,514 --> 00:44:53,281 I'm sorry? 843 00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:58,253 Why would Skander hill take a cab When he has a driver? 844 00:44:58,271 --> 00:45:01,390 He likes to travel... incognito. 845 00:45:02,358 --> 00:45:05,727 If you know Skander hill, I dare you to bring something to school 846 00:45:05,762 --> 00:45:06,928 That belongs to him. 847 00:45:06,963 --> 00:45:08,029 Well, this... 848 00:45:09,065 --> 00:45:10,932 Is his water bottle. 849 00:45:10,967 --> 00:45:13,168 His lips have touched it. 850 00:45:13,202 --> 00:45:15,070 I swear. 851 00:45:15,104 --> 00:45:16,655 That could belong to anyone. 852 00:45:16,706 --> 00:45:17,989 Don't be such a Debbie downer. 853 00:45:19,608 --> 00:45:20,459 No, I can't sing. 854 00:45:20,493 --> 00:45:21,276 Of course you can. 855 00:45:21,294 --> 00:45:22,544 No, really, I can't. 856 00:45:25,515 --> 00:45:33,288 Gotta be strong I spy with my little eye. 857 00:45:33,306 --> 00:45:36,024 A lie, a lie, a lie. 858 00:45:38,728 --> 00:45:45,667 I try to be the good guy Yeah, I try, I try, I try. 859 00:45:50,857 --> 00:45:51,907 But it's Saturday. 860 00:45:51,941 --> 00:45:53,642 We always go to the park on Saturday. 861 00:45:53,676 --> 00:45:55,360 I'm sorry, I have to bail. 862 00:45:55,411 --> 00:45:56,311 Why? 863 00:45:56,329 --> 00:45:57,679 I have a reconnaissance mission. 864 00:45:57,713 --> 00:46:01,032 Marion Hawthorne still refuses to believe I know Skander. 865 00:46:01,083 --> 00:46:02,083 You don't. 866 00:46:02,118 --> 00:46:04,920 I know, but I have a fake reputation to uphold. 867 00:46:04,954 --> 00:46:06,588 And I hate it, but giving up my personal life 868 00:46:06,622 --> 00:46:08,423 Is just one of the sacrifices I have to make. 869 00:46:08,458 --> 00:46:09,758 Oh, sacrifice, huh? 870 00:46:09,792 --> 00:46:11,793 A party with the "cool crowd" is a sacrifice? 871 00:46:11,827 --> 00:46:14,496 Oh, it was beyond torture. 872 00:46:23,706 --> 00:46:24,906 I'll see you guys later. 873 00:46:33,399 --> 00:46:42,090 ? 874 00:47:00,643 --> 00:47:06,047 Mysterious appointments, Late night excursions, And coop... 875 00:47:06,065 --> 00:47:09,184 All the talking with coop about his proposal. 876 00:47:12,922 --> 00:47:17,325 ? 877 00:48:14,216 --> 00:48:15,283 Housekeeping! 878 00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:39,140 On the pillow this time! 879 00:48:39,175 --> 00:48:40,442 Oh, and speaking of pillows, 880 00:48:40,476 --> 00:48:42,811 I've asked for an extra one about a million times now. 881 00:48:42,845 --> 00:48:44,679 Any sign of that, yet? 882 00:48:45,998 --> 00:48:48,416 Ja! Pillow is gut, ja! 883 00:48:49,785 --> 00:48:52,487 Danke schein! bonne nuit! 884 00:48:52,521 --> 00:48:53,555 Gung hay fat choy! 885 00:48:55,858 --> 00:48:57,125 Hey! 886 00:48:57,159 --> 00:48:58,159 Wait. 887 00:49:04,634 --> 00:49:05,867 You have his autograph?! 888 00:49:05,901 --> 00:49:07,802 How do you know it's his autograph? 889 00:49:07,836 --> 00:49:09,938 Hello? It matches the one on my poster. 890 00:49:09,972 --> 00:49:11,706 Then it's easy to forge. 891 00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:13,608 Oh, come on! 892 00:49:13,643 --> 00:49:16,611 It's a fake, Harriet, Just like you. 893 00:49:16,646 --> 00:49:17,946 Don't listen to her, Harriet. 894 00:49:17,980 --> 00:49:19,047 We believe you. 895 00:49:19,081 --> 00:49:21,783 We absolutely live for your blog. 896 00:49:31,594 --> 00:49:33,912 The only thing worse than being Marion Hawthorne, 897 00:49:33,963 --> 00:49:36,097 Is wanting to be Marion Hawthorne. 898 00:50:06,662 --> 00:50:08,029 Ungh! 899 00:50:08,063 --> 00:50:10,999 Headquarters, this is Jake Jones... 900 00:50:17,906 --> 00:50:19,641 Cut! Cut! What is happening? 901 00:50:19,675 --> 00:50:20,675 Ah ha! 902 00:50:21,794 --> 00:50:22,811 Hi. 903 00:50:26,082 --> 00:50:28,082 Five, six, seven, eight. 904 00:50:32,054 --> 00:50:34,139 Six, seven, eight. 905 00:50:34,190 --> 00:50:36,524 Five... 906 00:50:40,095 --> 00:50:41,096 Oh no! 907 00:50:52,708 --> 00:50:54,209 Of course you are, you're hot. 908 00:50:59,615 --> 00:51:02,050 Happy and proud that you're finally getting into this part 909 00:51:02,084 --> 00:51:03,017 And taking it seriously. 910 00:51:03,052 --> 00:51:04,886 I knew you'd come around. 911 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:07,589 That is the magic of method acting. 912 00:51:12,344 --> 00:51:13,361 Yeah. wow me. 913 00:51:14,980 --> 00:51:17,432 What do you mean you're his assistant? 914 00:51:17,466 --> 00:51:19,467 I don't have time to talk to assistants! 915 00:51:19,485 --> 00:51:23,188 You get him on the line, you get him on the line now. 916 00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:24,239 Assistants... 917 00:52:04,446 --> 00:52:05,446 Okay... 918 00:52:06,232 --> 00:52:07,849 Okay, what do I do? 919 00:52:08,584 --> 00:52:10,785 I mean, the guy has no life. 920 00:52:10,820 --> 00:52:11,820 All he does is work. 921 00:52:11,854 --> 00:52:14,405 If I wasn't having so much fun, I'd actually feel sorry for him. 922 00:52:14,456 --> 00:52:16,658 And the entry hits are off the chart. 923 00:52:18,460 --> 00:52:19,694 Everyone's reading mine. 924 00:52:21,797 --> 00:52:22,864 What's wrong? 925 00:52:25,918 --> 00:52:27,752 Sport and I have discussed this. 926 00:52:27,803 --> 00:52:29,103 Discussed what? 927 00:52:29,138 --> 00:52:30,221 You. 928 00:52:30,256 --> 00:52:32,574 We're starting to question your loyalties. 929 00:52:32,608 --> 00:52:33,474 You've changed. 930 00:52:33,509 --> 00:52:34,509 Excuse me? 931 00:52:34,543 --> 00:52:36,227 You fraternize with the enemy 932 00:52:38,013 --> 00:52:39,213 It's gross. 933 00:52:39,231 --> 00:52:41,316 All you do is hang out with Marion and her clones 934 00:52:41,350 --> 00:52:43,318 And slobber on and on about Skander. 935 00:52:43,352 --> 00:52:44,552 It's like you're obsessed with him! 936 00:52:44,587 --> 00:52:47,055 You're just as bad as all the other skandroids. 937 00:52:47,089 --> 00:52:49,624 Our friendship's completely and totally compromised! 938 00:52:49,658 --> 00:52:52,026 You're just jealous because my blog's popular. 939 00:52:52,061 --> 00:52:53,194 I'm popular! 940 00:53:00,736 --> 00:53:01,836 Okay, do it. Go! 941 00:53:02,638 --> 00:53:05,423 Writing for the blog And bringing down an undeserving teen idol. 942 00:53:05,457 --> 00:53:07,575 What are you doing? Pointless experiments?! 943 00:53:07,610 --> 00:53:08,676 And how 'bout you? 944 00:53:08,711 --> 00:53:10,645 Reading about a sport you stink at?! 945 00:53:10,679 --> 00:53:12,046 You're both such fakes and finks! 946 00:53:12,080 --> 00:53:13,414 Get out! Gladly! 947 00:53:19,722 --> 00:53:20,889 Oh! Oh! Oh no! 948 00:53:21,473 --> 00:53:22,140 Ohhh no! 949 00:53:29,331 --> 00:53:30,665 I don't care what you think! 950 00:53:30,699 --> 00:53:32,066 Okay. 951 00:53:32,100 --> 00:53:34,068 And yesterday someone tried to blow me up! 952 00:53:34,102 --> 00:53:35,236 What?! Yeah! 953 00:53:35,271 --> 00:53:38,206 So someone needs to start caring about this... fast! 954 00:53:38,240 --> 00:53:40,992 And someone needs to start caring about me! 955 00:53:41,043 --> 00:53:43,778 Oh, Skander, of course we care. 956 00:53:43,796 --> 00:53:44,963 The entire crew cares. 957 00:53:44,997 --> 00:53:46,147 Everybody cares, baby. 958 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:49,250 And you know, we also care about getting this film done. 959 00:53:49,285 --> 00:53:51,118 So what do you say? 960 00:53:51,136 --> 00:53:52,470 Tough spy time? 961 00:53:52,504 --> 00:53:55,723 Okay, Skander, this is your big song. 962 00:53:55,758 --> 00:53:57,458 All right? I want you to bring it home. 963 00:53:59,144 --> 00:54:00,061 'cause she feels she can't trust you, 964 00:54:00,095 --> 00:54:02,530 But you can't tell her the truth About your secret agent status. 965 00:54:02,564 --> 00:54:04,299 So you're frustrated, really frustrated. 966 00:54:04,333 --> 00:54:05,299 You with me? 967 00:54:05,317 --> 00:54:06,801 Yeah. More than you know. 968 00:54:06,819 --> 00:54:07,902 Amazing! 969 00:54:07,937 --> 00:54:12,106 I really want to feel that frustration, okay? 970 00:54:12,140 --> 00:54:13,975 You're angry, you're tense... 971 00:54:13,993 --> 00:54:17,495 The frustration should just be oozing out of every pore. 972 00:54:20,582 --> 00:54:23,685 And... Action! 973 00:54:30,426 --> 00:54:32,343 Sorry, Skander! 974 00:54:32,378 --> 00:54:33,378 What?! 975 00:54:39,385 --> 00:54:41,335 You were awesome out there, kiddo! Awesome! 976 00:54:41,353 --> 00:54:42,854 Looking good, Skander. 977 00:54:42,888 --> 00:54:44,222 I'm serious about this. 978 00:54:44,273 --> 00:54:45,974 Oh, and it shows, my friend. 979 00:54:46,008 --> 00:54:47,742 You have really been delivering. 980 00:54:50,279 --> 00:54:51,312 You have to do something. 981 00:54:51,346 --> 00:54:52,530 Put the police on it if you have to! 982 00:54:52,564 --> 00:54:55,283 Okay, let's just take a step back here. 983 00:54:55,317 --> 00:54:57,385 Let's... let's breathe deeply. 984 00:54:57,419 --> 00:54:59,988 You're not listening to me! 985 00:55:00,022 --> 00:55:02,824 Will somebody listen to me?! 986 00:55:02,858 --> 00:55:04,876 Geez, Skander, this whole prima donna act 987 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:07,962 Is getting kinda old, don't you think? 988 00:55:07,997 --> 00:55:10,031 And speaking of thinking, 989 00:55:10,049 --> 00:55:13,051 You might wanna think about laying off the carbs. 990 00:55:13,085 --> 00:55:14,085 Ugh! 991 00:55:15,220 --> 00:55:16,337 Well, poppy, 992 00:55:16,371 --> 00:55:19,140 Maybe you should think about laying off the bad acting. 993 00:55:26,048 --> 00:55:26,981 I didn't mean to. 994 00:55:27,016 --> 00:55:28,349 No, it was me. 995 00:55:28,383 --> 00:55:29,934 It was him. What were you thinking? 996 00:55:34,189 --> 00:55:36,491 Okay, that's the way you wanna play? 997 00:55:36,525 --> 00:55:38,225 Then let's play. 998 00:55:39,227 --> 00:55:41,228 Ohhh! 999 00:55:47,736 --> 00:55:48,703 Agh! 1000 00:56:11,593 --> 00:56:12,593 Enough! 1001 00:56:13,695 --> 00:56:14,695 Enough! 1002 00:56:20,235 --> 00:56:22,954 So that's all he did, start a food fight? 1003 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:25,640 No, no, no. the guy is unhinged. 1004 00:56:25,674 --> 00:56:27,158 I mean now he's going on about 1005 00:56:31,997 --> 00:56:34,332 Anyway, sol says he's method acting, 1006 00:56:34,383 --> 00:56:37,001 But no-no-no-no-no-no, let me tell you, 1007 00:56:37,052 --> 00:56:39,720 This guy has completely lost it. 1008 00:56:41,306 --> 00:56:45,660 And now... Now he says he's not gonna go out anymore. 1009 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,528 No, no. no public appearances. 1010 00:56:47,563 --> 00:56:50,098 He's only gonna go to the closed set. 1011 00:56:50,132 --> 00:56:51,566 Oh man. 1012 00:56:51,600 --> 00:56:54,035 Thank goodness we don't have anymore locations to shoot. 1013 00:56:54,069 --> 00:56:55,470 So he's not going anywhere? 1014 00:56:55,504 --> 00:56:57,855 He's only shooting in the studio? 1015 00:56:57,906 --> 00:56:59,841 How am I supposed to... 1016 00:57:02,544 --> 00:57:04,312 To what, sweetie? 1017 00:57:04,346 --> 00:57:05,780 Where's golly going? 1018 00:57:05,814 --> 00:57:07,281 She must have plans. 1019 00:57:07,316 --> 00:57:10,751 She can't be your nanny 24/7, Harriet. 1020 00:57:10,786 --> 00:57:13,521 You've barely touched your dinner! 1021 00:57:15,023 --> 00:57:19,460 I remember when I had my first crush, I couldn't eat either. 1022 00:57:19,495 --> 00:57:22,880 I'm afraid our darling daughter Has it bad for skylar hole. 1023 00:57:23,882 --> 00:57:25,166 Skander hill? 1024 00:57:25,184 --> 00:57:26,184 Exactly. 1025 00:57:50,792 --> 00:57:53,861 I've spent so much time following strangers, 1026 00:57:53,879 --> 00:57:56,197 Writing about their lives. 1027 00:57:56,231 --> 00:58:00,885 What if all this time I've been watching the wrong people? 1028 00:58:00,919 --> 00:58:02,369 Oh, hey, coop! How ya doing? 1029 00:58:02,387 --> 00:58:04,205 Maybe I should've been learning more about the people 1030 00:58:04,239 --> 00:58:05,806 I think I know the most. 1031 00:58:05,841 --> 00:58:08,009 Hey! How are ya? 1032 00:58:10,896 --> 00:58:12,897 Good? Yeah? Okay. 1033 00:58:13,899 --> 00:58:14,899 Harriet? 1034 00:58:24,493 --> 00:58:25,760 Harriet! 1035 00:58:26,445 --> 00:58:27,862 Harriet, stop! 1036 00:58:27,896 --> 00:58:29,063 What were you doing there? 1037 00:58:29,081 --> 00:58:31,132 It's none of your business. 1038 00:58:31,166 --> 00:58:33,367 I can't even imagine why you were spying on me 1039 00:58:33,402 --> 00:58:34,435 In the first place! 1040 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:35,736 Me of all people! 1041 00:58:37,873 --> 00:58:39,473 Are the ones with all the secrets. 1042 00:58:39,508 --> 00:58:41,375 Don't be so melodramatic. 1043 00:58:41,410 --> 00:58:42,843 So what were you doing there? 1044 00:58:42,878 --> 00:58:44,378 Are you gonna be coop's new nanny? 1045 00:58:46,148 --> 00:58:47,582 Then answer the question. 1046 00:58:47,616 --> 00:58:49,016 What were you doing with coop? 1047 00:58:49,051 --> 00:58:51,152 I've seen you two together everywhere. 1048 00:58:51,186 --> 00:58:52,253 What? 1049 00:58:52,287 --> 00:58:53,921 I've seen you hugging at book scoop, 1050 00:58:53,956 --> 00:58:57,258 Talking on the telephone, and now you're at his house? 1051 00:58:57,292 --> 00:58:58,793 What's going on?! 1052 00:59:00,395 --> 00:59:02,563 Is coop your boyfriend? 1053 00:59:03,565 --> 00:59:05,800 No, Harriet. Now this is going too far. 1054 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:06,951 Well, then what?! 1055 00:59:09,238 --> 00:59:12,073 We tell each other everything! 1056 00:59:13,325 --> 00:59:16,744 I didn't want to tell you this way. 1057 00:59:19,164 --> 00:59:22,483 You've clearly given me no choice. 1058 00:59:22,517 --> 00:59:26,287 Harriet, I... I'm leaving. 1059 00:59:28,390 --> 00:59:29,690 What? 1060 00:59:30,692 --> 00:59:32,360 I'm leaving. 1061 00:59:32,394 --> 00:59:35,563 How can you even think about leaving? 1062 00:59:35,597 --> 00:59:36,797 And for coop?! 1063 00:59:39,351 --> 00:59:40,368 I... 1064 00:59:41,353 --> 00:59:43,604 I'm buying book scoop. 1065 00:59:43,639 --> 00:59:45,239 You're what?! 1066 00:59:46,842 --> 00:59:49,143 You can't do this! You can't leave! 1067 00:59:49,161 --> 00:59:50,278 I won't let you! 1068 00:59:50,312 --> 00:59:51,045 Harriet, don't. 1069 00:59:51,079 --> 00:59:52,213 Golly's leaving. 1070 00:59:55,367 --> 00:59:58,386 Vi... I didn't want you to find out this way. 1071 00:59:58,420 --> 00:59:59,887 I can explain. 1072 00:59:59,921 --> 01:00:03,024 Just like that, you're up and leaving? 1073 01:00:05,127 --> 01:00:06,927 How inconsiderate. 1074 01:00:06,962 --> 01:00:09,030 How...? Roger! 1075 01:00:10,832 --> 01:00:12,233 But you are leaving? 1076 01:00:12,267 --> 01:00:13,968 Golly is. 1077 01:00:14,002 --> 01:00:15,386 Roger, I can explain. 1078 01:00:15,437 --> 01:00:16,671 Without a word of warning. 1079 01:00:16,705 --> 01:00:18,205 With no thought to us at all. 1080 01:00:18,240 --> 01:00:19,473 I can't believe it! 1081 01:00:21,026 --> 01:00:23,778 How do you expect us to manage? 1082 01:00:23,812 --> 01:00:25,880 Vi... vi, breathe, breathe! 1083 01:00:25,914 --> 01:00:26,914 Vi... 1084 01:00:27,816 --> 01:00:28,983 Harriet! 1085 01:01:06,888 --> 01:01:10,124 All right, you say you know Skander hill personally 1086 01:01:10,158 --> 01:01:12,159 And you're not just making everything up 1087 01:01:12,193 --> 01:01:13,961 From your silly little head. 1088 01:01:15,497 --> 01:01:17,865 For you to prove it once and for all, right? 1089 01:01:17,899 --> 01:01:18,983 Sound fair? 1090 01:01:19,034 --> 01:01:20,734 And how do you suppose I do that, Marion, 1091 01:01:20,869 --> 01:01:22,970 To your satisfaction, huh? 1092 01:01:23,004 --> 01:01:24,038 You'll figure it out. 1093 01:01:26,374 --> 01:01:29,510 Your blogs have been nothing but one big lie. 1094 01:01:44,743 --> 01:01:46,393 I'm worried about her. 1095 01:01:46,411 --> 01:01:48,462 She's taking the whole golly thing really hard. 1096 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:52,766 I know, I know, And I wish I could think about that right now. 1097 01:01:52,801 --> 01:01:53,967 Well, somebody has to. 1098 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:57,471 Well, then... You worry about it for both of us. 1099 01:01:57,505 --> 01:01:59,073 We've got the biggest production number 1100 01:01:59,107 --> 01:02:00,641 Of the entire movie tomorrow. 1101 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:03,277 A huge singing and dancing extravaganza. 1102 01:02:03,311 --> 01:02:05,212 I've got to cope with an unravelling male lead 1103 01:02:05,246 --> 01:02:07,548 And a hundred crazy teenage extras. 1104 01:02:07,582 --> 01:02:09,416 What am I gonna do? 1105 01:02:38,580 --> 01:02:41,415 What're you doing here? 1106 01:02:41,449 --> 01:02:42,382 You should be in holding. 1107 01:02:42,417 --> 01:02:44,251 I'm sorry, I know I shouldn't be here, 1108 01:02:44,285 --> 01:02:47,621 But jail, it seems a little... No, the extras holding area... 1109 01:02:47,655 --> 01:02:49,223 Where all the dancers are? 1110 01:02:49,257 --> 01:02:50,257 Come on. 1111 01:03:00,134 --> 01:03:01,351 All right, positions! 1112 01:03:02,353 --> 01:03:03,637 Let's try and make this work, people! 1113 01:03:03,671 --> 01:03:07,341 A little more concentration would be nice. 1114 01:03:07,375 --> 01:03:08,992 Let's get a little focus here, people! 1115 01:03:11,529 --> 01:03:13,146 Cue playback! 1116 01:03:14,415 --> 01:03:18,752 And... Action! 1117 01:03:18,787 --> 01:03:19,987 Let's hit the road. 1118 01:03:20,021 --> 01:03:23,624 Now don't you know we're gonna move ahead. 1119 01:03:23,658 --> 01:03:25,993 Let's hit the road it's time to go. 1120 01:03:26,027 --> 01:03:28,428 Are you hearing just what I said? 1121 01:03:28,463 --> 01:03:30,798 Let's hit the road now don't you know. 1122 01:03:30,832 --> 01:03:33,166 We gonna, gonna move ahead. 1123 01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,552 Let's hit the road it's time to go. 1124 01:03:35,603 --> 01:03:38,222 Are you hearing just what I said? 1125 01:03:38,273 --> 01:03:40,607 All aboard let's get it together. 1126 01:03:40,642 --> 01:03:42,810 It's time to play it smart. 1127 01:03:42,844 --> 01:03:44,561 Even though we're leaving here. 1128 01:03:44,612 --> 01:03:46,647 We'll never be apart. 1129 01:03:47,649 --> 01:03:48,816 Our trip was fun. 1130 01:03:48,850 --> 01:03:52,619 We learned a lot about each other and ourselves. 1131 01:03:52,654 --> 01:03:55,355 And now we know that friendship rules. 1132 01:03:55,373 --> 01:03:57,491 That's a lesson we wanna take. 1133 01:03:57,525 --> 01:03:59,860 We're saying goodbye. 1134 01:03:59,894 --> 01:04:02,329 But it's hello to the future. 1135 01:04:02,363 --> 01:04:07,000 Oh who knows what's waiting around the next bend. 1136 01:04:07,034 --> 01:04:09,469 We're saying goodbye. 1137 01:04:09,504 --> 01:04:11,371 But it's hello to the future. 1138 01:04:12,373 --> 01:04:14,508 The future is ours and it's all about. 1139 01:04:14,542 --> 01:04:16,593 It's all about friends. 1140 01:04:17,612 --> 01:04:19,229 Cut! Everybody now? 1141 01:04:19,264 --> 01:04:20,430 What's going on here? 1142 01:04:20,481 --> 01:04:21,481 Would someone please answer that question? 1143 01:04:21,516 --> 01:04:24,284 You... I know you! 1144 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:25,435 Skander, hi. 1145 01:04:25,486 --> 01:04:27,120 I've actually been wanting to introduce myself. 1146 01:04:27,155 --> 01:04:29,606 My father's- you're that creepy kid that's bee??????????????? 1147 01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:32,459 Who are you, huh? And what do you want? 1148 01:04:32,493 --> 01:04:35,228 I am so sick and tired of crazy fans Thinking they know me, 1149 01:04:35,246 --> 01:04:37,581 That they're in love with me, That they can't live without me! 1150 01:04:37,615 --> 01:04:40,400 I hate it! I hate them, And you! 1151 01:04:40,418 --> 01:04:41,969 You think you can know everything about someone 1152 01:04:42,003 --> 01:04:43,503 Just by following them around! 1153 01:04:43,538 --> 01:04:47,374 You don't know me! You don't know anything! 1154 01:04:48,409 --> 01:04:50,377 What're you doing? 1155 01:04:50,411 --> 01:04:51,628 Get this off of me! 1156 01:04:51,679 --> 01:04:54,514 Will someone get her?! Get her! 1157 01:04:54,549 --> 01:04:55,599 Security! 1158 01:04:55,633 --> 01:04:58,018 We pay you for a reason, don't we? 1159 01:04:58,052 --> 01:04:59,052 What is this? 1160 01:05:10,565 --> 01:05:14,100 Harriet m. Welch, I have been frantic! 1161 01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:15,452 Where have you been? 1162 01:05:15,486 --> 01:05:17,821 Why didn't you answer your cell phone? 1163 01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:20,040 What're you wearing? 1164 01:05:21,709 --> 01:05:24,628 I found this in your room. 1165 01:05:24,662 --> 01:05:26,546 It's Skander hill's schedule, isn't it? 1166 01:05:27,749 --> 01:05:30,617 The one time she gets his name right. 1167 01:05:30,652 --> 01:05:33,337 Harriet, Are you obsessed with this young man? 1168 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:34,354 No! 1169 01:05:34,389 --> 01:05:35,956 Well, I think you are. 1170 01:05:35,990 --> 01:05:39,092 Perhaps so obsessed You're even shutting out your friends. 1171 01:05:40,645 --> 01:05:42,179 At a "huts for the homeless" event today 1172 01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:45,933 And she said you girls aren't even talking. 1173 01:05:45,967 --> 01:05:48,201 I thought it was a harmless little crush, 1174 01:05:48,236 --> 01:05:52,039 But this is taking it way too far, Harriet. 1175 01:05:52,073 --> 01:05:54,191 Now, as your mother I know you, and- 1176 01:05:56,611 --> 01:05:59,112 You don't know anything! 1177 01:06:00,615 --> 01:06:01,531 Harriet! 1178 01:06:25,023 --> 01:06:28,358 Hey, guys. Look, I just want to... 1179 01:06:40,254 --> 01:06:43,724 I told you she couldn't deliver. 1180 01:06:43,758 --> 01:06:46,927 Because it's all a big lie. 1181 01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,795 She's a big lie. 1182 01:07:09,951 --> 01:07:11,952 Why're you doing this to me? 1183 01:07:11,986 --> 01:07:14,855 I'm not doing it to you, Harriet. 1184 01:07:14,889 --> 01:07:18,959 I've always dreamt of owning my own book store. 1185 01:07:18,993 --> 01:07:21,094 Since when? You never told me. 1186 01:07:21,129 --> 01:07:23,997 People are allowed to have secrets, Harriet. 1187 01:07:26,200 --> 01:07:27,601 Even best friends. 1188 01:07:27,635 --> 01:07:28,618 You said that you wouldn't leave 1189 01:07:28,669 --> 01:07:30,236 Until we both knew it was time for you to go. 1190 01:07:30,254 --> 01:07:32,506 Well, I found out for myself that I didn't need you! 1191 01:07:32,540 --> 01:07:34,124 Harriet, I... 1192 01:07:42,350 --> 01:07:45,852 Looking at this family tree 1193 01:07:48,773 --> 01:07:50,857 The branches wearing thin. 1194 01:07:55,096 --> 01:08:00,100 And when the drifting shows its face. 1195 01:08:01,319 --> 01:08:04,270 That's when the mending shall begin. 1196 01:08:07,842 --> 01:08:10,644 We will grieve in parted ways. 1197 01:08:11,646 --> 01:08:13,413 But I do need you. 1198 01:08:14,415 --> 01:08:17,918 And without a goodbye. 1199 01:08:20,288 --> 01:08:24,341 And we may send a card to show we care. 1200 01:08:27,294 --> 01:08:30,347 That's just another way to cry. 1201 01:08:32,366 --> 01:08:34,801 So hang on brother now. 1202 01:08:35,803 --> 01:08:38,004 Hang on sister now. 1203 01:08:39,006 --> 01:08:41,108 We're all okay. 1204 01:08:42,977 --> 01:08:44,578 No I say. 1205 01:08:45,580 --> 01:08:47,747 Hang on brother now. 1206 01:08:48,749 --> 01:08:50,917 Hang on sister now. 1207 01:08:51,919 --> 01:08:53,487 We're all okay. 1208 01:09:05,500 --> 01:09:07,100 You.... I know you! 1209 01:09:13,024 --> 01:09:14,841 I am so sick and tired of crazy fans 1210 01:09:14,876 --> 01:09:16,509 Thinking they know me, that they're in love with me, 1211 01:09:16,527 --> 01:09:17,777 That they can't live without me! 1212 01:09:17,812 --> 01:09:19,179 I hate it! I hate them! 1213 01:09:33,561 --> 01:09:36,930 You... I know you... 1214 01:09:38,099 --> 01:09:39,332 I don't believe this! 1215 01:09:46,641 --> 01:09:49,092 The sequel" 1216 01:09:49,143 --> 01:09:50,810 Leaked on the internet. 1217 01:09:50,845 --> 01:09:53,780 Devastated skandroids from around the world react. 1218 01:09:53,814 --> 01:09:57,234 Could this spell the end Of this former heartthrobs career? 1219 01:09:57,268 --> 01:09:58,818 What is happening? 1220 01:10:00,188 --> 01:10:02,272 Why doesn't someone answer that? 1221 01:10:02,323 --> 01:10:03,690 I haven't had time to even dress! 1222 01:10:04,625 --> 01:10:08,828 I will never, never forgive golly For abandoning us! 1223 01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,781 I am so sick and tired of crazy fans 1224 01:10:11,832 --> 01:10:13,533 Thinking they know me, that they're in love with me, 1225 01:10:13,568 --> 01:10:15,435 That they can't live without me! I hate it! 1226 01:10:15,469 --> 01:10:16,453 No, Skander! 1227 01:10:23,678 --> 01:10:25,045 Marion! 1228 01:10:25,079 --> 01:10:27,113 I know you... No, no, no! 1229 01:10:30,484 --> 01:10:31,201 Yes? 1230 01:10:31,252 --> 01:10:32,953 Oh! 1231 01:10:32,987 --> 01:10:34,004 Where's roger?! 1232 01:10:34,038 --> 01:10:35,005 Come on. 1233 01:10:38,793 --> 01:10:39,793 Smile. 1234 01:10:44,432 --> 01:10:45,799 Marion, how could you do it? 1235 01:10:45,833 --> 01:10:48,602 It was meant for the blog, not the entire world! 1236 01:10:48,636 --> 01:10:51,104 Well, that's why you posted it in the first place, right? 1237 01:10:51,138 --> 01:10:54,274 To make all us Skander fans feel like idiots For liking him. 1238 01:10:54,308 --> 01:10:57,277 I was just giving you a little added boost. 1239 01:10:57,311 --> 01:10:58,845 You should be thanking me. 1240 01:10:58,863 --> 01:11:01,181 But it wasn't his fault! I... 1241 01:11:02,183 --> 01:11:03,183 You what? 1242 01:11:04,752 --> 01:11:09,239 I... I'm bored with this conversation. 1243 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,327 You're responsible, Welch! Do you hear me?! 1244 01:11:14,361 --> 01:11:15,929 Sol, calm down. Calm down, calm down. 1245 01:11:15,963 --> 01:11:17,547 You promised my client top-notch security 1246 01:11:17,581 --> 01:11:20,400 And yet somehow this girl gets onto a closed set. 1247 01:11:20,434 --> 01:11:22,235 As an extra, no less! 1248 01:11:22,270 --> 01:11:23,470 You're the producer. 1249 01:11:23,504 --> 01:11:25,071 How could this leak out, huh? 1250 01:11:25,106 --> 01:11:27,307 I... I didn't even mean what I said. 1251 01:11:27,341 --> 01:11:28,275 I love you, babe, 1252 01:11:32,046 --> 01:11:34,180 Okay? Okay, there's gotta be a solution to this. 1253 01:11:34,215 --> 01:11:37,517 So why don't we go to my office, We'll look at the rushes. 1254 01:11:37,551 --> 01:11:39,219 If it was one of the extras, we'll find her. 1255 01:11:39,253 --> 01:11:42,022 Okay? Okay. 1256 01:11:42,056 --> 01:11:44,691 Okay, so this extra, she followed you? 1257 01:11:44,725 --> 01:11:45,692 She tried to blow you up? 1258 01:11:45,726 --> 01:11:46,793 What? What? What? 1259 01:11:46,827 --> 01:11:49,529 I already told you, She was in my hotel room, 1260 01:11:49,563 --> 01:11:52,666 She was at the park, the restaurant... She's everywhere I go. 1261 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:54,034 I can't believe you didn't take Skander seriously 1262 01:11:54,068 --> 01:11:54,934 On this one, roger. 1263 01:11:54,969 --> 01:11:58,179 Not to worry, sol, I am gonna get to the bottom of this. 1264 01:11:58,272 --> 01:11:59,806 I promise you, We're gonna find out who this kid is. 1265 01:11:59,840 --> 01:12:00,807 You'd better. 1266 01:12:02,476 --> 01:12:04,043 Don't think he doesn't have other offers. 1267 01:12:07,248 --> 01:12:08,164 Anything? 1268 01:12:08,215 --> 01:12:11,751 Now don't you know We're gonna... gonna move ahead. 1269 01:12:11,785 --> 01:12:13,119 Let's hit the road... 1270 01:12:23,063 --> 01:12:24,030 Where did you get that picture? 1271 01:12:24,064 --> 01:12:26,032 Oh, uh... How do you know her? 1272 01:12:27,801 --> 01:12:32,522 Roger... Skander, look... What is going on here? 1273 01:12:32,573 --> 01:12:36,409 How could you know her? No... Kid, hey, hey! 1274 01:12:38,195 --> 01:12:39,879 It's her! 1275 01:12:39,914 --> 01:12:40,813 What? 1276 01:12:40,848 --> 01:12:43,283 It's her! Roger, talk. Explain. 1277 01:12:44,285 --> 01:12:49,122 Skander hill, meet Harriet Welch... My daughter. 1278 01:12:49,156 --> 01:12:52,125 Oh, I am done! This movie is done! 1279 01:12:53,894 --> 01:12:54,827 We're gonna work it all out. 1280 01:12:54,862 --> 01:12:56,296 Guys! Guys?! 1281 01:12:56,330 --> 01:12:57,714 Expect a call from our lawyers, roger! 1282 01:12:57,765 --> 01:12:58,831 No, sol, no lawyers! 1283 01:12:58,849 --> 01:13:00,934 Sol? Skander?! 1284 01:13:00,968 --> 01:13:02,835 What is going on? 1285 01:13:05,005 --> 01:13:06,339 We need to talk. 1286 01:13:08,108 --> 01:13:09,342 Why?! 1287 01:13:09,360 --> 01:13:12,061 Is your mother right? Are you obsessed with this guy? 1288 01:13:13,714 --> 01:13:17,183 But nobody else seemed to see it, So I tried to show them. 1289 01:13:17,217 --> 01:13:19,819 Harriet! I mean even the most overpaid, 1290 01:13:19,853 --> 01:13:21,571 Egotistical little fink in the world 1291 01:13:21,622 --> 01:13:23,706 Still deserves his own privacy. 1292 01:13:23,741 --> 01:13:24,540 What got into you? 1293 01:13:24,575 --> 01:13:25,892 I never meant it to go this far. 1294 01:13:25,926 --> 01:13:28,578 Marion's the one who posted it all over the internet. 1295 01:13:28,629 --> 01:13:30,396 I just did it for the blog. Just the blog. 1296 01:13:30,431 --> 01:13:31,464 What blog? 1297 01:13:35,469 --> 01:13:37,236 At least I was. 1298 01:13:37,271 --> 01:13:39,038 You are? 1299 01:13:39,073 --> 01:13:41,174 Well, you never told me that. 1300 01:13:41,208 --> 01:13:43,209 Well, you never asked. 1301 01:13:46,730 --> 01:13:47,780 You! 1302 01:13:50,891 --> 01:13:52,157 We need to talk! 1303 01:13:52,192 --> 01:13:54,860 I think I left something running in the kitchen. 1304 01:13:54,895 --> 01:13:55,694 Vi. 1305 01:13:55,729 --> 01:13:56,896 What was I paying you for? 1306 01:13:56,930 --> 01:13:59,632 While my daughter was hanging around hotel rooms 1307 01:13:59,666 --> 01:14:01,934 With scooter heel. 1308 01:14:01,968 --> 01:14:03,702 Skander hill? 1309 01:14:03,737 --> 01:14:05,571 Exactly! 1310 01:14:05,605 --> 01:14:07,773 Following him all over the city. 1311 01:14:08,775 --> 01:14:12,278 You were hired to take care of Harriet And this is what happens? 1312 01:14:12,312 --> 01:14:15,247 Do you call that doing your job? 1313 01:14:15,282 --> 01:14:18,183 All of this happened on your watch, golly! 1314 01:14:18,218 --> 01:14:21,487 It happened on your watch too, Mrs. Welch. 1315 01:14:37,671 --> 01:14:39,838 These are good, Harriet. 1316 01:14:39,873 --> 01:14:41,974 These are better than half the scripts I read. 1317 01:14:42,008 --> 01:14:44,143 Really? Thanks. 1318 01:14:44,177 --> 01:14:47,713 Yeah, but... this thing with Skander... 1319 01:14:47,747 --> 01:14:53,452 I mean this thing has, ugh... It has caused a lot of problems. 1320 01:14:54,554 --> 01:14:55,621 I know. 1321 01:14:55,655 --> 01:14:56,855 And I want to fix it, honestly. 1322 01:14:56,890 --> 01:14:58,924 If there's anything I can do to just... 1323 01:14:58,959 --> 01:15:04,196 I just... at this point, I... I just don't think there is. 1324 01:15:05,198 --> 01:15:06,665 Then it's all my fault. 1325 01:15:07,667 --> 01:15:09,335 I'm sorry, dad. I really am. 1326 01:15:09,369 --> 01:15:10,903 No, no, it's okay, it's okay. 1327 01:15:10,937 --> 01:15:12,771 It's gonna be... 1328 01:15:13,607 --> 01:15:14,440 It's gonna be fine. 1329 01:15:14,474 --> 01:15:15,741 I just gotta make some phone calls. 1330 01:15:15,775 --> 01:15:17,109 Excuse me. 1331 01:15:32,926 --> 01:15:34,827 I used to like to write. 1332 01:15:39,132 --> 01:15:43,335 "Fill your paper with the breathings of your heart." 1333 01:15:44,337 --> 01:15:45,804 William Wordsworth. 1334 01:15:48,942 --> 01:15:50,976 What's wrong? 1335 01:15:51,011 --> 01:15:52,778 Golly. 1336 01:15:52,812 --> 01:15:55,748 She used to do that, you know, with the quotes. 1337 01:15:55,782 --> 01:15:58,250 Oh, honey, I know you miss her. 1338 01:15:58,284 --> 01:15:59,885 I'm so sorry. 1339 01:16:01,021 --> 01:16:03,022 But I want you to know... 1340 01:16:06,292 --> 01:16:08,293 I'm no golly. 1341 01:16:11,031 --> 01:16:13,032 But I am your mom 1342 01:16:14,601 --> 01:16:15,834 And I love you. 1343 01:16:16,836 --> 01:16:20,773 And we are gonna get through this together, Okay? 1344 01:16:21,675 --> 01:16:22,675 Okay. 1345 01:17:03,249 --> 01:17:06,919 I'm, uh, surprised to see you here. 1346 01:17:06,953 --> 01:17:08,554 It's Tuesday. 1347 01:17:09,856 --> 01:17:12,858 Look, Harriet, I know you're angry with me for leaving, 1348 01:17:13,860 --> 01:17:17,563 But I couldn't pass up this opportunity. 1349 01:17:17,597 --> 01:17:20,766 And despite what you might think, 1350 01:17:20,800 --> 01:17:23,435 You really don't need me anymore. 1351 01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:25,370 You're all grown up. 1352 01:17:25,405 --> 01:17:27,039 Obviously not. 1353 01:17:27,073 --> 01:17:30,275 Well, you're getting there, 1354 01:17:30,310 --> 01:17:34,113 And I think we both know what you need to do. 1355 01:17:36,349 --> 01:17:38,784 Okay, so, I have to ask. 1356 01:17:38,818 --> 01:17:42,654 Why would you, Harriet m. Welch, Seeker of truth in all things, 1357 01:17:42,689 --> 01:17:44,857 Go to such lengths to keep the myth 1358 01:17:44,891 --> 01:17:48,360 Of this so-called Skander friendship alive? 1359 01:17:49,362 --> 01:17:51,897 I mean, did you really infiltrate the set 1360 01:17:51,931 --> 01:17:54,500 And dance in one of those big production numbers? 1361 01:17:54,534 --> 01:17:54,824 Yeah. 1362 01:17:55,535 --> 01:17:57,860 Oh, Harriet, you can't dance! 1363 01:17:57,938 --> 01:17:58,492 I know. 1364 01:18:01,443 --> 01:18:04,201 I have a woman who enjoys herself very much 1365 01:18:04,692 --> 01:18:07,005 Sometimes I lose, sometimes I win. 1366 01:18:07,692 --> 01:18:08,963 Do you know who said that? 1367 01:18:09,773 --> 01:18:10,173 I don't know. 1368 01:18:12,392 --> 01:18:15,110 The second greatest spy in the world. 1369 01:18:20,586 --> 01:18:22,981 -Aww, I missed you. -I missed you, too. 1370 01:18:32,792 --> 01:18:33,709 Hey, guys. 1371 01:18:34,092 --> 01:18:35,492 Why aren't you out there? 1372 01:18:41,046 --> 01:18:42,736 They haven't put me in yet, OK? 1373 01:18:42,736 --> 01:18:43,736 They probably won't. 1374 01:18:44,863 --> 01:18:46,652 Besides, what do you care? 1375 01:18:48,025 --> 01:18:51,820 Ok, I get it. I was an idiot. I am sorry. 1376 01:18:51,821 --> 01:18:54,283 I guess I got sucked into the whole being popular thing. 1377 01:18:55,292 --> 01:18:56,556 Hmph, that's an understatement. 1378 01:18:57,192 --> 01:18:59,573 Look, I don't even know who I became. 1379 01:18:59,773 --> 01:19:02,909 But whoever she was, she wasn't a good friend. 1380 01:19:03,378 --> 01:19:05,112 No, she wasn't. 1381 01:19:08,383 --> 01:19:10,317 All right, we forgive you. 1382 01:19:10,352 --> 01:19:11,131 Right, sport? 1383 01:19:16,215 --> 01:19:18,317 Okay, now that that's out of the way, 1384 01:19:18,351 --> 01:19:21,320 You have got to give us all the gory details About set that day. 1385 01:19:21,354 --> 01:19:24,289 I mean, how cool is it that you got Skander hill 1386 01:19:24,324 --> 01:19:25,757 To completely lose his marbles?! 1387 01:19:26,926 --> 01:19:29,328 Yeah, if cool means ruining your father's career, 1388 01:19:29,362 --> 01:19:31,563 Bringing a movie star to the brink of insanity, 1389 01:19:31,597 --> 01:19:33,999 And losing a blog you've been coveting your whole life, 1390 01:19:34,033 --> 01:19:36,034 Than yeah... it was pretty cool. 1391 01:19:36,069 --> 01:19:37,736 You really think you lost the blog? 1392 01:19:37,770 --> 01:19:38,837 How could I not? 1393 01:19:38,871 --> 01:19:42,040 Marion's reign of evil lives. ugh... 1394 01:19:42,075 --> 01:19:44,743 And now I have to go apologize to Skander. 1395 01:19:44,777 --> 01:19:46,144 My dad asked me to. 1396 01:19:46,179 --> 01:19:47,913 And the worst part of it is, I know he's right. 1397 01:19:47,947 --> 01:19:49,614 You're up, sport. 1398 01:19:49,649 --> 01:19:51,283 You're in! Let me see what you got! 1399 01:19:51,317 --> 01:19:53,752 Go! 1400 01:19:58,891 --> 01:20:01,360 I built my soul on rock and roll. 1401 01:20:01,394 --> 01:20:04,363 Then someone told me the kids don't rock no more. 1402 01:20:04,397 --> 01:20:05,964 Oh! 1403 01:20:05,999 --> 01:20:07,966 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1404 01:20:08,001 --> 01:20:09,234 It's time to win. 1405 01:20:09,268 --> 01:20:11,536 I built my soul on rock and roll. 1406 01:20:11,571 --> 01:20:13,572 Come on, sport! You can do it! 1407 01:20:14,807 --> 01:20:16,341 Oh! 1408 01:20:16,376 --> 01:20:17,743 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1409 01:20:17,777 --> 01:20:20,245 Keep it up for me, keep it, keep it up for me. 1410 01:20:20,279 --> 01:20:22,481 Keep it up for me, keep it, keep it up for me. 1411 01:20:22,515 --> 01:20:24,049 Oh! 1412 01:20:24,083 --> 01:20:25,784 Oh! Oh! Oh! 1413 01:20:26,819 --> 01:20:27,819 Woo! Go sport! 1414 01:20:33,993 --> 01:20:38,764 Skander... I'm truly, very seriously sorry 1415 01:20:42,035 --> 01:20:46,038 I never meant to make you crazy, Or to hurt your career. 1416 01:20:46,072 --> 01:20:48,440 I'm just begging you, from the bottom of my heart, 1417 01:20:48,474 --> 01:20:50,208 Please finish the film. 1418 01:20:52,545 --> 01:20:56,581 Okay, um... I'll tell you what. 1419 01:20:56,616 --> 01:20:58,450 I'll continue with the movie, 1420 01:20:58,484 --> 01:21:01,186 But only if you stop writing that blog of yours. 1421 01:21:01,220 --> 01:21:02,254 Stop writing? 1422 01:21:02,288 --> 01:21:03,522 Yup. 1423 01:21:03,556 --> 01:21:04,556 I... 1424 01:21:06,826 --> 01:21:09,227 Skander, 1; Harriet, 0. 1425 01:21:10,696 --> 01:21:12,197 Well? 1426 01:21:12,231 --> 01:21:15,300 Okay... It's a deal. 1427 01:21:15,334 --> 01:21:17,702 No. no, no it isn't! 1428 01:21:17,737 --> 01:21:20,939 Harriet... You're a writer. 1429 01:21:22,809 --> 01:21:24,242 It's what you do. 1430 01:21:24,277 --> 01:21:26,478 You're darn good at it. 1431 01:21:26,512 --> 01:21:29,014 No one should ever, ever be able to tell you otherwise. 1432 01:21:30,983 --> 01:21:32,384 Not anyone. 1433 01:21:36,722 --> 01:21:38,323 I... I can't allow it. 1434 01:21:50,615 --> 01:21:55,511 Wow, Roger, you know. That's really admirable of you. 1435 01:21:56,014 --> 01:21:58,886 Such a sweet moment. Truly and.. 1436 01:22:00,775 --> 01:22:02,022 I quit. 1437 01:22:04,123 --> 01:22:04,946 Nice, Roger. 1438 01:22:06,174 --> 01:22:07,155 Yeah. 1439 01:22:07,986 --> 01:22:09,998 Dad, I am not gonna let you lose this movie 1440 01:22:10,323 --> 01:22:14,144 No, it's fine. Harriet. There are other movie stars. Harriet. 1441 01:22:14,145 --> 01:22:14,921 They are coming out again. 1442 01:22:14,921 --> 01:22:15,921 Skander, Skander, over here. 1443 01:22:16,300 --> 01:22:17,960 See, she does know him. 1444 01:22:17,999 --> 01:22:19,560 She was telling the truth the whole time. 1445 01:22:19,823 --> 01:22:22,261 It's only because her father's the producer. 1446 01:22:22,323 --> 01:22:26,162 You still can't convince me that Harriet is best friends with Skander Hill 1447 01:22:38,073 --> 01:22:39,340 That was the director. 1448 01:22:39,374 --> 01:22:40,541 They saw the video. 1449 01:22:43,044 --> 01:22:44,645 No! They loved it! 1450 01:22:44,679 --> 01:22:46,680 They didn't think you had that much anger in you. 1451 01:22:46,715 --> 01:22:49,683 The director, he had a change of heart. 1452 01:22:49,718 --> 01:22:52,252 You're perfect for the role! 1453 01:22:52,287 --> 01:22:54,188 Yeah! 1454 01:22:54,222 --> 01:22:56,557 This next movie's gonna change your life! 1455 01:23:06,601 --> 01:23:07,768 We did it! 1456 01:23:07,802 --> 01:23:08,802 "We?" 1457 01:23:08,837 --> 01:23:11,038 Well yeah! This is all because of you! 1458 01:23:11,072 --> 01:23:12,406 Amazing! 1459 01:23:12,440 --> 01:23:17,244 And, roger, we're back on track. 1460 01:23:17,278 --> 01:23:18,646 Thanks, man. Okay. 1461 01:23:39,467 --> 01:23:40,834 William Shakespeare. 1462 01:23:42,103 --> 01:23:44,438 Skander! Hey, buddy! Skander! 1463 01:23:55,083 --> 01:23:58,919 We were supposed to have our vote today On the class blog. 1464 01:23:59,554 --> 01:24:03,924 But in light of recent events, There's been a change of plans. 1465 01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:06,894 I've decided there will be no class blog this year. 1466 01:24:06,928 --> 01:24:08,929 Frankly, I see no other choice. 1467 01:24:08,963 --> 01:24:10,664 Ms. Elson, that's so unfair! 1468 01:24:11,666 --> 01:24:16,904 Marion, You violated the privacy of the Westview school blog 1469 01:24:16,938 --> 01:24:20,607 By posting entries publicly on the internet. 1470 01:24:20,642 --> 01:24:22,810 Do you honestly think I could hand this over to you? 1471 01:24:22,844 --> 01:24:24,445 In good conscience? 1472 01:24:28,349 --> 01:24:29,183 Ms. Elson? 1473 01:24:29,217 --> 01:24:30,217 Yes. 1474 01:24:32,287 --> 01:24:36,056 I'd still like to vote for Harriet... If that's all right. 1475 01:24:36,091 --> 01:24:38,192 Shut it, Beth Ellen! No one cares! 1476 01:24:38,226 --> 01:24:39,226 Well I do! 1477 01:24:41,396 --> 01:24:42,396 So there! 1478 01:24:48,870 --> 01:24:50,204 And I second it! 1479 01:24:51,072 --> 01:24:53,240 And I definitely third it! 1480 01:25:09,958 --> 01:25:13,494 Well, in the interest of democracy... 1481 01:25:13,528 --> 01:25:16,663 Harriet, it looks like you've got yourself a blog. 1482 01:25:25,262 --> 01:25:27,604 Golly said, "If you do not tell the truth about yourself, 1483 01:25:27,862 --> 01:25:29,671 You can't tell it about others." 1484 01:25:29,871 --> 01:25:31,071 Sync by Hana.Bean