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(sighs)
Every eve of every hallow.
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- (chuckles)
- (music playing)
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High time we made a stand
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And shook up the views
of the common man
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The love train rides
from coast to coast
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D.J.'s the man we love the most
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Could you be,
could you be squeaky clean'?
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- And smash any hope of democracy?
- Hahn'?
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As the headline says
you're free to choose
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There's egg on your face
and mud on your shoes
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One of these days they're gonna call it
the blues, yeah, yeah
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(singing) Sowing the seeds
of love, the seeds of love,
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sowing the seeds of...
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Hello?
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Well, in view of the
fact that there is no one
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here to seek payment for
this delectable frosty treat--
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- Oh, my gosh!
_Ah__
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I am so sorry!
Have you been waiting long?
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Oh, no.
I actually--
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I had like a gallon of pink
lemonade before my shift
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and I knew I had to wee,
but I couldn't because
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I couldn't be late
and I'm a professional.
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But it was an emergency and
now my life is in your hands
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and we do have a half bath and
we tell everybody that we don't.
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We lie, but we do.
We have a commode and a sink.
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Would you like to
fill out a gripe report?
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Yes. No! No! No!
I don't have any gripes.
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- No, your--
- Oh! (giggles)
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Hey, your... your secret
is safe with me, Miss, um...
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Goolsby, Miss Bethany Lynne
Goolsby from Haddonfield.
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Well, Miss Bethany Lynne
Goolsby from Haddonsfield,
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I say that we put this
whole thing behind us
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and we pretend like
it never happened.
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You're nice!
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When you were born,
what name were you given?
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- Anson.
- Anson, like Manson.
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- Well, yeah, sort of.
- That was weird.
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- They totally rhymed.
- It does rhyme.
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It totally rhymes.
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Well, will that be all
for you tonight, Anson?
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Um, yep. Oh, no. Oh, uh, yeah.
Save a tree. (chuckles)
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That's so nice!
I frickin' love sorbet!
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I frickin' love it too!
It fully cleanses my palate.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, um...
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Don't. Don't.
I'm gonna...
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I'm gonna give it
to you for free.
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- Hmm?
- I'm gonna give it to you for free.
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Can you hear what I'm saying?
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I'm gonna give
it to you for free.
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Oh. (chuckles)
Well, thank you.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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- (chuckles) Milady.
- (chuckles) Oh.
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(hums trumpet sounds)
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Oh, come back after the winter
when you've found food for us!
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(laughs)
I have found food!
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(laughs)
Let's eat it!
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I have been hunting
and gathering at once!
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I do all the jobs out there.
(laughs)
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'Cause I have a
big steed that I ride.
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Oh, it's hard to get your
horse to go in circles.
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(vocalizing nonsense
instrumental sounds)
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(mimicking Anson's nonsense
instrumental sounds)
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(singing nonsensically)
I've always wanted to dance a jig!
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You seem like
you could teach a jig.
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Well, I was just being honest.
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Never mind.
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You can tell me anything.
I hope you know that.
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Um, okay, would it be weird if
I came and visited you sometime?
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Eh, no, not under any
circumstances would it be weird.
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It would be,
it would be perfectly yes.
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Happy Halloween,
Miss Bethany Lynne Goolsby.
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Happy Halloween,
Anson like Manson.
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(music playing)
Open hearts
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Feel about it
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Open minds
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Think about it
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Everyone
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Read about it
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Everyone
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Scream about it
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Everyone
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Everyone
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Yeah
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- Everyone
- (laughs)
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Read about it,
read about h
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Read in the books in the crannies
and the nooks there are books to read
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- Sowing the seeds of love
- Sowing the seeds of love
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We're sowing the seeds
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Sowing the seeds...
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Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Well, is there a list?
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List!
Yes, it does matter.
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Because it's fucking
freezing outside
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and I'm wearing this
ass-tastic peach melba
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fit & flare number, Heather.
Be part of the solution.
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No way! If I wear a jacket,
I might as well not even
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be wearing a costume, okay?
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I'm not an Inuit, and plus,
my nipples are poking out
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like little Patriot missiles and
that's the fire starter, hmm?
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(coughs) Fuck, dude!
It's so cold!
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I, like, can't even inhale.
Fuck.
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But I thought you
were all over this.
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Well, good, because
I can't do everything
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while I'm toiling
like a white slave.
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(groans)
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This godforsaken fish tank
is gonna be the death of me.
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(under breath)
Dumb bitch.
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Because I have to clean
the fish poo, Heather!
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Yep, I'm a cock-teasing,
fish poo cleaning...
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00p, shit.
(laughs)
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Junior college party-crashing
little diva bitty, and so are you.
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Hey, we better be on
that fucking list. Jesus.
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Revisionist history:
The illegitimate distortion
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of the historical record says
that certain events appear
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- in a more favorable light.
- Oh, but surely you make jest.
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Napoleon was one of the greatest
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military strategists the
world has ever known.
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His codes were infamous!
The Army of Portugal cipher.
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Bitch, my cousin Deandre
don't even have his GED
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and even he can figure out
the Army of Portugal cipher!
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It was just a bunch of
missin' letters.
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Everybody know that!
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(music playing)
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Hmm.
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0K3'! -
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(distant cheering)
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(boxing announcer
speaking Spanish)
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(thwacking)
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(thud, man grunts)
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(crowd cheering,
bell rings)
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Nice.
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That's right.
Ain't no holes in my game, son.
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Little Georgie shoved his whole
arm up your boy's ass and said,
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"Hey, everybody, this is Nappy.
He's my bitch.
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"You got any bright
ideas, Nappy?"
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"Eh, eh, eh, eh.
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Oui! Let's go to Egypt!
I want those pyramids!"
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George Scovell was lucky.
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He was a showboat
and a nincompoop!
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- You a damn nincompoop.
- You're a nincompoop!
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- You're a nincompoop!
- You are a nincompoop!
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You're right.
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I am a nincompoop.
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- Respect!
- Respect.
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You are going to ace this test.
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From your lips to
God's ears, my brother.
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Bert, hello. Time to get up.
Time to go home.
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My phone is dead.
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Possibly because I left about
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17 longwinded-ish messages
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for my, uh, my angel.
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I thought...
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You know what?
I'm good.
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- I'm an oak.
- You are an oak.
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I'm gonna go to the bathroom,
I'm gonna clean it up.
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I am nobody's jerk, so»
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Absolutely not.
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Please be careful
going up the stairs.
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You're an oak. Tiptop.
Use the railing.
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God.
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Yeah! He's had a rough night,
wearing that.
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Oh, my God.
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I cannot believe he proposed
here, like, that's so shitty.
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Got down on one
knee and everything.
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Had me float the ring
in a ginger margarita.
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Tequila shot?
(squeaky voice) Pretty please?
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(Cricket): You're gonna
miss the shit out of me.
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(Kerry): This is true.
What am I gonna do without you?
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Yo, that shit's nasty.
Where's Julio?
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He drove Melissa to the
hospital after her water broke.
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That hooker was walking
with some quesadillas
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and her shit just
started cascading
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- down her legs onto the carpet.
- (chuckles) She's not a hooker.
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Then she should be.
The bar empty or what?
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No, not yet.
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Well, I ain't gonna
be here all damn night.
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I'm gonna go out and
get me some candy and nuts.
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Wink, what'd you
lock the door for?
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I ain't locked shit.
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- Well, it won't open.
- So?
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So, it has ceased to serve
its purpose as a door.
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Then don't think of it as one!
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Damn. Fuck outta my face.
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Oh, hell, yeah!
Genghis motherfuckin' Khan.
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It's true.
At least here I have you guys.
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- We're in the trenches together.
- Oh, fuck off!
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You think any of us actually
want to be here? Okay, stop.
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This is still all about king of
the dipshits, and I've had it.
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He was a loser.
Seriously.
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You are better off without
him and you know it.
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You're gonna end up with
some gorgeous doctor
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with a huge dong
and a Range Rover.
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I refuse to feel sorry for you.
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VWnketta, do me a favor.
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Stop eating for a second,
go check the floor,
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and bring Kerry
and Cricket with you.
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- Mmm. What's this?
- Uh-uh-uh-uh! Uh-uh. No, no.
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You can't give a sista
a little baby piece?
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Nobody gets any until
Kerry comes back here.
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We're all gonna get together
and we're gonna sing
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"For She's a Jolly Good Fellow"
and next week when you graduate
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we're gonna do the same
thing for you, senorita.
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All right.
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I'll bring her ass back here,
but I ain't singin' shit.
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And y'all better not touch
my nachos neither!
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Your nachos are safe.
Now go on.
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I don't understand this thing.
It's not even locked!
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That's what I was sayin', homes.
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- What'd I tell you about that?
- What?
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Going around calling people
"homes" and "esse."
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You said I should
grow my lexicon.
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I said, be the Mexi-con
with the lexicon!
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Now where is the disconnect?
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Well, I didn't have any idea
what you were talking about
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to tell you the truth,
but now I think I understand.
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- Do you?
- Yeah.
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- Do you really?
- Yeah.
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Because if you're
just saying that
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and you're still
harboring confusion
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'cause all you think
about is ass--
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Tio Chuy.
I got you, man.
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And I'm gonna be a
pugilist and a gentleman.
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One of the two wouldn't be bad.
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Is there a shade
past blue balls?
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- Stop.
- Yo. Chuy needs y'all in the back.
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- Check this out.
- Check what out?
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Sit back, relax,
and enjoy the show.
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(laughs)
Oh, no, they ain't.
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- (laughs)
- (laughs)
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Oh, goddamn! Hey!
Y'all need to break it up!
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You think this thing
is a Ramada?
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I'm sorry, are you
trying to close or something?
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Fool, we've been closed
for half an hour now.
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Y'all need to get your asses up
and get to a Ramada, stat!
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- I'm sorry.
- Sorry.
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We just couldn't seem to help
ourselves, Halloween and all.
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Come here.
Mmm!
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You are the dirtiest
pussy I've ever seen.
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Y'all need to skedaddle, now!
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0K3'! -
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00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:07,221
I fucking told you!
241
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,890
Fucking blue suit!
242
00:14:12,151 --> 00:14:17,658
(crying) Emol
What's an emo?
243
00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:19,733
(subs)
244
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,634
Is this what
I think it is?
245
00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,317
Fuck, Bert.
246
00:14:37,744 --> 00:14:41,556
(singing in Hebrew)
247
00:14:41,814 --> 00:14:43,691
I'm leaving you for Jez.
248
00:14:45,351 --> 00:14:47,024
- (sighs)
- She's an emo.
249
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:50,166
She plays in a Siouxie and the
Banshees cover band.
250
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,063
I'm sorry.
251
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:02,406
(gulps)
252
00:15:04,370 --> 00:15:05,348
Okay, now.
253
00:15:05,571 --> 00:15:10,611
(chuckles) Oh, you guys!
I can't believe this!
254
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:14,017
I've never seen frosting
on flan before. (laughs)
255
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:16,193
You need to pull yourself together
and cut this custard, girl.
256
00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,123
Chuy, this is too much.
257
00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,022
We know that
you will be fulfilling
258
00:15:20,253 --> 00:15:22,460
your dream of
helping those in need.
259
00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:25,066
Now, that's hardly a
surprise from all of us
260
00:15:25,291 --> 00:15:26,361
who've gotten to know you
261
00:15:26,592 --> 00:15:29,072
and are lucky enough to
call you friend.
262
00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:32,435
Oh.
263
00:15:32,698 --> 00:15:36,271
- This is from all of us.
- No...
264
00:15:40,239 --> 00:15:43,118
Oh, thank you so much!
265
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:45,617
I love it! It's perfect!
Thank you.
266
00:15:45,878 --> 00:15:46,982
Oh, no, no.
Wait, wait, everybody.
267
00:15:47,246 --> 00:15:51,217
Okay, on three, okay?
One, two, three.
268
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,897
For she's a jolly good fellow,
269
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,964
For she's a jolly good fellow,
for she's...
270
00:15:57,223 --> 00:15:59,760
- (crying)
- (music playing)
271
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:04,498
I like roosters,
how 'bout you?
272
00:16:04,764 --> 00:16:08,302
I like pigs and donkeys, too
273
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:12,015
I like cows and I like hens
274
00:16:12,271 --> 00:16:15,741
I like farm animal friends
275
00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,979
Farm animal friends
276
00:16:19,245 --> 00:16:21,316
Go, snort, snort, bee-haw
277
00:16:21,581 --> 00:16:23,185
Cock-a-doodle doo!
278
00:16:23,449 --> 00:16:26,328
Farm animal friends
279
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,827
Go, snort, snort, bee-haw
280
00:16:29,088 --> 00:16:30,499
Cock-a-doodle doo!
281
00:16:30,756 --> 00:16:33,828
Farm animal friends
282
00:16:34,093 --> 00:16:38,132
Farm animal, farm,
farm animal friends
283
00:16:38,364 --> 00:16:41,368
Farm animal friends
284
00:16:41,634 --> 00:16:45,776
Farm animal, farm,
farm animal friends
285
00:16:49,442 --> 00:16:54,323
I like farm animal friends.
286
00:16:59,785 --> 00:17:03,028
Winkie.
Something's blocking this door.
287
00:17:03,289 --> 00:17:04,290
Uh, go around.
288
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,333
I need you to find out
what that is, please.
289
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:09,631
Hell no.
My bunions is all flared up.
290
00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:12,809
Come on, Winketta.
You can walk me to my car on the way.
291
00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:15,410
The freaks are out tonight
and I am a tiny white
292
00:17:15,668 --> 00:17:17,079
ice princess with natural boobs.
293
00:17:17,336 --> 00:17:21,807
Oh! My pinky toe's all mashed
up against my finger toe.
294
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:27,218
Hey! Yeah, I'm leaving
right now, you concubine.
295
00:17:27,480 --> 00:17:29,084
Oh, my God, Heather!
296
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,555
I'm sorry, I'm being a what?
Shut--
297
00:17:31,817 --> 00:17:34,058
Heather, did you just
hang up on me?
298
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,493
Do you smell something burning?
299
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,665
(buzzing and crackling)
300
00:17:49,368 --> 00:17:51,939
(whistling, chuckling)
301
00:17:52,204 --> 00:17:53,205
What in the--
302
00:17:53,439 --> 00:17:55,680
Hey, Cricket, tell Chuy to
call the fuzz!
303
00:17:55,908 --> 00:18:01,051
Aloha! Holy shit! Mamacita!
No need to be alarmed.
304
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,624
I took metal shop in
high school and, uh,
305
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:06,227
I know what I'm doing
for the most part.
306
00:18:06,452 --> 00:18:07,692
Which is what?
307
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:11,527
Well, I just welded this
here door shut from the inside.
308
00:18:11,757 --> 00:18:13,634
Cricket!
Cricket, where are you, girl?
309
00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:16,874
Cricket, where are you, girl?
I think she's over there.
310
00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:18,575
Whoop!
Eleven o'clock.
311
00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,773
Yo!
312
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:27,079
(gags)
313
00:18:27,306 --> 00:18:29,115
We don't need another hero.
314
00:18:29,375 --> 00:18:30,581
I got combat skills, bitch.
315
00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:32,881
Now, I do not doubt that.
What is your name, please?
316
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,113
Fuck you!
Let her go!
317
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,223
Tell me your name or
I'll be forced to call you Roz.
318
00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:37,723
Dude, you just
totally read my mind.
319
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:39,588
Speaking of which,
what the hell happened
320
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:41,628
to Harry Anderson
after "Night Court"?
321
00:18:41,887 --> 00:18:42,831
Live shows in Vegas.
322
00:18:43,089 --> 00:18:45,399
His seats sell faster
than Love and 0.
323
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,502
Well, suit yourself, Roz.
I'm Stef.
324
00:18:47,760 --> 00:18:50,502
The, uh, welding bandit bozo
over there is my brother Anson,
325
00:18:50,763 --> 00:18:52,640
and the lovely pussycat
behind you is Mimi,
326
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:54,809
the future mother
of my Hello Kitties.
327
00:18:56,802 --> 00:19:02,309
Meow.
Now back that thing up, bitch.
328
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:05,784
(singing nonsensically)
329
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:07,982
Ah, time for the
backdoor, please?
330
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:09,191
Maybe nine minutes.
331
00:19:09,448 --> 00:19:10,518
Front door's
eleven and change.
332
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,490
You've really become an
accomplished weldennan.
333
00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:14,857
Thanks, bro. I'll be able to
un-weld that in half the time.
334
00:19:15,121 --> 00:19:18,193
- Cha-ching.
- That's a hilariously small cowboy hat
335
00:19:18,457 --> 00:19:19,435
you have on your head there,
my friend.
336
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,640
It was a game-time decision.
Sometimes less is more.
337
00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,705
- Agreed.
- I think you look ridiculous.
338
00:19:24,964 --> 00:19:25,942
Shh.
339
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:27,667
You know what, Mimi?
You're a cat, okay?
340
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:30,277
You're a frickin' black cat.
Don't judge me.
341
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,777
9P9“ “n, phase.
342
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,280
You're not putting that orange
in my mouth, motherfucker.
343
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:38,455
First of all, it's a tangelo
and it's in season. Secondly...
344
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:41,124
- (grunts)
- So far, so pretty, you 9W5-
345
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:42,325
What do you say we
head back to the kitchen
346
00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:43,526
and round up the troops?
347
00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,023
You guys stay here
and get comfy.
348
00:19:46,485 --> 00:19:48,055
(Anson): You know,
I think a bandit clown
349
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:51,062
with a big ax is pretty creepy.
It's called counterpoint.
350
00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:52,301
(Stef): Plus the
beard adds nuance.
351
00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,131
(Mimi): You are so insecure,
Anson, it's revolting.
352
00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,136
Was anyone talking to you, Mimi?
No.
353
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,865
- (Mimi laughs)
- Fuck.
354
00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,811
(Anson): Ladies and gentlemen,
do not be alarmed.
355
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,243
- No one will be hurt.
- (Chuy): What are you doing?
356
00:20:06,505 --> 00:20:08,849
- (shouts in French)
- Some kind of joke? Come on, hey.
357
00:20:09,075 --> 00:20:11,749
(all shouting)
358
00:20:18,684 --> 00:20:23,190
(Stef): Everyone, thank you!
Splendid.
359
00:20:23,422 --> 00:20:26,096
We're about to
have a lot of fun.
360
00:20:43,576 --> 00:20:44,748
(microphone feedback)
361
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:46,045
- Lads and lasses.
- Overkill.
362
00:20:46,278 --> 00:20:47,586
Yep. Here's the skinny.
363
00:20:47,847 --> 00:20:49,793
We have got a variety
364
00:20:50,049 --> 00:20:51,687
of wacky activities
on the docket for tonight,
365
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,420
but the clock is already ticking
so we are gonna need your
366
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:56,223
full cooperation if
we are gonna pull
367
00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:57,900
this shindig off in a funky way.
368
00:20:58,124 --> 00:21:01,128
Now, we'd be willing to pull
the fruits from your mugs
369
00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:04,397
if you could follow one
simple rule. Hush it up!
370
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:06,735
Or I'll be forced to
stab you in the liver
371
00:21:06,966 --> 00:21:08,968
with a Flintstone-sized
beef skewer.
372
00:21:09,235 --> 00:21:10,578
Now, what was the rule?
373
00:21:12,037 --> 00:21:15,246
Don't be shy.
Let me hear it. Please.
374
00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:20,116
(overlapping dialogue)
375
00:21:22,882 --> 00:21:27,627
Outstanding, you guys.
That was really, really good.
376
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:28,831
Moving on.
377
00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,125
You should all know that the
phone lines have been cut,
378
00:21:31,390 --> 00:21:33,063
the front and back doors
have been welded shut
379
00:21:33,292 --> 00:21:34,930
and as most of you already
know, I presume...
380
00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,664
...there are no windows
in this cantina pequita.
381
00:21:37,930 --> 00:21:39,603
So basically what
I'm telling you here
382
00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:41,675
is that the stage
has clearly been set
383
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,607
for an old-school
pseudo-European
384
00:21:43,836 --> 00:21:45,440
gangster-style slumber party.
385
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:48,777
Lady lumps,
have you collected the mobiles?
386
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,954
Hey, Siri.
387
00:21:51,177 --> 00:21:54,090
(iPhone beeping)
388
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,485
Guess she couldn't swim.
389
00:21:55,748 --> 00:21:57,352
You are a cheeky minx.
390
00:21:57,616 --> 00:21:58,594
I thought you'd like that shit.
391
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:00,297
I do.
I do, baby.
392
00:22:00,519 --> 00:22:01,497
Uh, pardon me, per favor.
393
00:22:01,754 --> 00:22:04,530
Uh, I'm the manager here
and now I know you said not to,
394
00:22:04,790 --> 00:22:06,827
uh, speak or else you'd
stab me in the kidney, but...
395
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:08,332
Kidney, he said.
396
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:12,041
...well, (sighs) I'm willing to
give you every red cent
397
00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,472
the joint has if you just
let my employees go.
398
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:17,339
Let my p€0Pl° 9°-
399
00:22:17,603 --> 00:22:19,207
- Go.
- What are you doing?
400
00:22:19,471 --> 00:22:20,449
Let me handle this, mija.
401
00:22:20,673 --> 00:22:22,050
We're not leaving you here.
No way.
402
00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:24,618
Fuck that! I ain't going anywhere
without you, Uncle Chuy.
403
00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,687
Mi madre es tu hermanamato.
404
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:28,687
Probably be in jail
if it wasn't for you
405
00:22:28,948 --> 00:22:30,450
and the songs of Rubén Blades.
406
00:22:30,683 --> 00:22:32,822
You believed in me
when no one else would.
407
00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:35,623
I will not abandon you in this,
your darkest hour.
408
00:22:35,855 --> 00:22:37,027
- Our darkest hour.
- Shh!
409
00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:38,962
Oh, wait. I'm aces.
Sorry. Never mind.
410
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,171
Listen, you're all
very, very sweet
411
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,804
and I appreciate that and that's
412
00:22:43,028 --> 00:22:44,666
one of the reasons
why I hired you,
413
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,503
but it only takes one
of us to open the safe
414
00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,974
and I'm the only one
who has the combination.
415
00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,180
That's not true.
I know the combination.
416
00:22:51,403 --> 00:22:52,643
No, you don't!
417
00:22:52,872 --> 00:22:54,215
- I too know the combination.
- Please don't do this.
418
00:22:54,473 --> 00:22:57,044
Yo. I could crack that remedial
shit with my eyes closed.
419
00:22:57,309 --> 00:22:59,755
Oh, hell no.
All y'all is crazy.
420
00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:01,184
- Hey. Hey, hi!
- Hi.
421
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:03,017
Look, you got all the
people you need.
422
00:23:03,249 --> 00:23:05,195
So why don't you just
un-weld one of them doors
423
00:23:05,417 --> 00:23:06,896
and let a sister
catch the next Metro?
424
00:23:07,152 --> 00:23:08,688
- Wink.
-What?
425
00:23:08,921 --> 00:23:09,899
Wait. Why did they weld
the doors shut?
426
00:23:10,155 --> 00:23:11,099
Why does anyone do anything?
427
00:23:11,357 --> 00:23:12,893
Come in, grab the cash,
make a quick exit.
428
00:23:13,158 --> 00:23:14,569
- Isn't that the drill?
- In my experience, yeah.
429
00:23:14,827 --> 00:23:16,898
So why the pseudo-European
gangster-style slumber party?
430
00:23:17,162 --> 00:23:18,197
- Why pseudo?
- Seriously.
431
00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:19,534
Like we're not good
enough for the real thing?
432
00:23:19,765 --> 00:23:20,835
What is the real thing?
433
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,602
Why haven't they asked
about the safe already?
434
00:23:22,868 --> 00:23:26,748
Because these cabrones aren't
planning a robbery, are you?
435
00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,043
Oh, hell no!
436
00:23:29,275 --> 00:23:31,186
- You guys are adorable.
- (chuckles)
437
00:23:31,410 --> 00:23:33,549
I mean, the no-talking rule went
out the window in a huge way,
438
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:38,626
but you're an intuitive bunch.
I like that.
439
00:23:38,884 --> 00:23:41,364
And does this feel
like a robbery to you?
440
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:45,769
(groaning)
441
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:03,284
Does this smell like
a robbery to you?
442
00:24:15,321 --> 00:24:18,791
Honestly, it's not like
anyone pays with cash
443
00:24:19,058 --> 00:24:20,833
anymore anyway these days.
444
00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,604
. Stop it!
- (sobbing)
445
00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,807
What the hell do
you want with us?
446
00:25:01,967 --> 00:25:04,379
We want everything.
The whole chimichanga.
447
00:25:04,636 --> 00:25:06,343
And a little bit of pageantry.
448
00:25:08,140 --> 00:25:09,118
You're gonna kill us?
449
00:25:09,341 --> 00:25:10,979
Big picture?
Yes, that's a given.
450
00:25:11,210 --> 00:25:12,188
No, man.
451
00:25:12,444 --> 00:25:13,855
I should've known
your nasty pasty asses,
452
00:25:14,113 --> 00:25:15,558
comm' 'm here
dry hunmin' and shit'.!
453
00:25:15,814 --> 00:25:17,452
- No, man! No way.
- I get it.
454
00:25:17,683 --> 00:25:19,492
- Please! Gringo loco.
- I get it.
455
00:25:19,718 --> 00:25:24,167
So y'all is some punk-ass
crazy-eyed killers, huh?
456
00:25:24,390 --> 00:25:27,200
Okay then. Come at me.
Come at a sista.
457
00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:29,063
'Cause I swear on my
grandmama's grave
458
00:25:29,328 --> 00:25:31,569
that I ain't goin' out
without a motherfuckin' fight.
459
00:25:31,830 --> 00:25:32,968
You hear me?
460
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:36,077
L'mma be throwin' some haymakers
and some kung-fu style elbows,
461
00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:37,473
'cause I don't play these games!
462
00:25:37,703 --> 00:25:40,206
This is some sick
white-people-only shit.
463
00:25:40,472 --> 00:25:43,043
What the fuck are y'all doin'
lickin' and sniff in' on folks?
464
00:25:43,308 --> 00:25:45,811
The fuck? You really startin' to bug!
Come get me! What--
465
00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:51,427
Roz! If you don't pipe down,
you're gonna lose your voice.
466
00:25:51,683 --> 00:25:52,661
Bitch!
Hooker, please!
467
00:25:52,885 --> 00:25:55,195
Bitch, if you find some
goddamn needle and thread
468
00:25:55,421 --> 00:25:57,560
and sew my shit shut,
I'm still gonna talk at you!
469
00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:58,767
You hear me?
470
00:25:59,024 --> 00:26:01,004
And you're gonna hear me
loud and goddamn clear!
471
00:26:01,226 --> 00:26:02,261
I will find you in your dreams
472
00:26:02,528 --> 00:26:04,667
and I will hate-fuck you,
Amazon bitch!
473
00:26:04,897 --> 00:26:06,934
Get off me, ho!
Don't touch me, ho!
474
00:26:07,199 --> 00:26:09,611
Get off me, ho!
I will sweat insults, bitch,
475
00:26:09,868 --> 00:26:11,575
if you don't stop
fuckin' touchin' me!
476
00:26:11,837 --> 00:26:13,077
Get off me--
477
00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:20,520
, (Screams)
- Oh!
478
00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:24,717
Oh, shit! Oh!
Puta madre!
479
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,389
(groaning)
480
00:26:28,887 --> 00:26:30,867
Well, what the fuck
is this move?
481
00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:33,468
(sobbing)
482
00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:37,070
Hey, babe.
I bit out Roz's voice box.
483
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,936
- You did.
- Not much of a box now.
484
00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:44,979
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh, man.
485
00:26:45,237 --> 00:26:46,272
Mmm.
486
00:26:46,538 --> 00:26:50,714
Okay. What the hell?
The cat's already out of the sack.
487
00:26:50,943 --> 00:26:53,150
We're gonna eat you guys.
All of you.
488
00:26:53,412 --> 00:26:55,050
The raw, the cooked,
one at a time until
489
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:57,317
we are so stuffed
we can barely move
490
00:26:57,583 --> 00:26:59,290
because that's who we are.
491
00:26:59,551 --> 00:27:01,394
And tonight's the night we
feast it up banquet style.
492
00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:02,598
It's our tradition!
493
00:27:02,821 --> 00:27:05,995
Every eve of every hallow.
494
00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,238
- Sorry.
- Yeah, we're gonna clown around, uh,
495
00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:10,406
and we're gonna come up
with names for... for every...
496
00:27:10,629 --> 00:27:11,664
Mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm!
497
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,671
- ...every course...
- Yeah.
498
00:27:13,932 --> 00:27:16,276
- ...based on who's in them.
- Like, uh, holy mole.
499
00:27:16,502 --> 00:27:17,480
- Right.
- Yeah.
500
00:27:17,736 --> 00:27:18,771
- Right. You know what? Maybe a--
- Psst.
501
00:27:19,004 --> 00:27:20,642
- ...maybe a simple heads-up...
- Shh.
502
00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:22,681
...next time before you decide to
grossly break protocol like that, huh?
503
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:23,976
Do what?
504
00:27:24,243 --> 00:27:25,813
I'm fairly certain that
what you did constitutes
505
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:27,955
nibbling on the living, and that is...
...that is not what we're about.
506
00:27:28,180 --> 00:27:29,284
We have a mission statement,
we have integrity.
507
00:27:29,515 --> 00:27:31,256
Oh, what's the big fucking deal?
508
00:27:31,483 --> 00:27:33,861
We were gonna turn
her into stew anyway.
509
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:35,257
She wasn't gonna shut up, so...
510
00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,625
Stef?
511
00:27:36,855 --> 00:27:38,664
Ah, why don't we shelve
this 'til later, you guys?
512
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:39,868
Hal Naturally.
(chuckles)
513
00:27:40,125 --> 00:27:41,536
Rules are made to be broken.
514
00:27:41,793 --> 00:27:43,204
You stole my
favorite line, okay?
515
00:27:43,462 --> 00:27:44,532
"Every eve of every hallow."
516
00:27:44,796 --> 00:27:46,707
I say that. That's my line.
I say it every year.
517
00:27:46,965 --> 00:27:47,943
Stef, will you tell her?
518
00:27:48,167 --> 00:27:50,704
- You took his line, hon, you did take--
- Because I don't have any!
519
00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:56,012
You have to help Winketta.
She'll bleed to death. Please!
520
00:27:56,275 --> 00:28:00,189
That is a truly ugly picture.
Pennywise, please patch her up.
521
00:28:00,445 --> 00:28:02,550
I doubt she'll be available
for the second half,
522
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:04,020
though, FY to the I.
523
00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:05,728
- Sorry, Roz.
- (hiccups)
524
00:28:05,984 --> 00:28:08,988
It wasn't supposed to be a
frickin' cannibal holocaust.
525
00:28:09,221 --> 00:28:10,791
Just try to find
your happy place.
526
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:12,001
(gassing)
527
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:17,037
(sighs) Now, Spartacus, about
your request to let the pups go.
528
00:28:17,296 --> 00:28:18,866
You're a leader.
You know what I mean?
529
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:21,077
You lead.
Any fool can see that.
530
00:28:21,333 --> 00:28:22,835
You have the respect and
admiration of your employees
531
00:28:23,068 --> 00:28:24,672
and that is something
that I appreciate,
532
00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,905
but it's that same sense
of loyalty and sacrifice
533
00:28:27,172 --> 00:28:28,310
that makes me a
little bit skittish, Chu.
534
00:28:28,540 --> 00:28:29,746
Hmm?
Leadership intangibles.
535
00:28:30,008 --> 00:28:31,919
Exactly. It's like having
Gladys Knight or Edie Brickell
536
00:28:32,177 --> 00:28:34,316
- under center for the opposing squad.
- Ah, sports!
537
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:38,153
But I'm also a sucker
for a feel-good ending.
538
00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:39,726
Remember "Old Yeller"?
539
00:28:39,985 --> 00:28:41,862
- (gagging)
' Anyone?
540
00:28:42,087 --> 00:28:47,400
- (gassing)
- Okay. (exhales)
541
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:48,603
What are you doing?
542
00:28:48,860 --> 00:28:52,034
I'm giving Papa Smurf a
chance to save the village.
543
00:28:54,433 --> 00:28:56,879
Did you ever play William Tell
as a little bandito, Chuy?
544
00:28:57,102 --> 00:28:58,843
No, it was mostly
cowboys and Indians.
545
00:28:59,071 --> 00:29:01,017
Oh, I bet you made a precious
little lnjun boy, didn't you?
546
00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:02,776
- I was a cowboy!
- Hmm. Progressive.
547
00:29:03,041 --> 00:29:04,019
Not really.
548
00:29:04,243 --> 00:29:05,688
There were no white kids
in the neighborhood
549
00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:07,549
so we all got to be
whatever we wanted to be.
550
00:29:07,779 --> 00:29:10,623
Well, today,
I'm going to be William Tell
551
00:29:10,882 --> 00:29:14,887
and you'll be my one and
only son, Willie, Jr. (sighs)
552
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,600
If I can hit the tangelo
off the top of your head,
553
00:29:17,856 --> 00:29:19,460
- I'll let your people go.
- And if you miss?
554
00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:22,569
You know, I had you pegged
as a glass-half-full kind of guy.
555
00:29:22,794 --> 00:29:24,705
- (sighs)
- Anson, my kin.
556
00:29:26,031 --> 00:29:27,704
(whistling)
557
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:29,412
No, no, no, Uncle Chuy.
Don't, man.
558
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,081
- (singing nonsensically)
- You don't gotta do this! Come on!
559
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,282
(singing nonsensically)
560
00:29:33,538 --> 00:29:35,779
No, tio, no.
You don't gotta do this, tio!
561
00:29:36,041 --> 00:29:38,317
Ah. (sighs)
All right.
562
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,716
(making propeller sounds)
Here comes the airplane.
563
00:29:40,946 --> 00:29:43,119
Open wide.
(making propeller sounds)
564
00:29:43,382 --> 00:29:46,659
- Ah. Atta boy.
- I can't overemphasize the need
565
00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:49,296
for you to remain
completely still.
566
00:29:49,554 --> 00:29:54,333
Whoa. Hey, buddy,
you are so hardcore right now.
567
00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:59,736
Yikes. All right, brother.
All set. Let's do it.
568
00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:01,808
(all groaning)
569
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:07,848
Let 'er rip, babe.
570
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,922
(music playing)
571
00:30:15,847 --> 00:30:19,522
Lover, I don't play to win
572
00:30:19,785 --> 00:30:22,493
For the thrill until I'm spent
573
00:30:22,754 --> 00:30:25,997
Paint the black hole blacker
574
00:30:26,258 --> 00:30:28,795
Paint the hole...
575
00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:39,715
(all screaming and sobbing)
576
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:46,853
I'll fuckin' kill you!
I'll kill all of you!
577
00:30:47,112 --> 00:30:48,455
- Oh, my God!
-What the hell?
578
00:30:48,680 --> 00:30:50,660
Well, I missed the target.
579
00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:52,384
Yeah, but you hit the tree.
580
00:30:52,651 --> 00:30:54,289
Mm-hmm.
(inhales)
581
00:30:56,555 --> 00:30:57,898
Eve Ah!
rybody stays!
582
00:30:58,156 --> 00:31:00,466
- Hooray!
- Fuck!
583
00:31:02,027 --> 00:31:03,973
(clears throat)
Well, that happened.
584
00:31:04,196 --> 00:31:05,869
I know it's tough,
but sometimes you gotta
585
00:31:06,131 --> 00:31:07,576
stake the king
to take the castle.
586
00:31:07,833 --> 00:31:09,244
(inhales)
Now, if I had to guess,
587
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:10,878
I would say that you are the chef
588
00:31:11,136 --> 00:31:13,082
and you're not
from around here.
589
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:14,316
- Oui.
- Well, here's what's gonna happen.
590
00:31:14,539 --> 00:31:15,677
You're gonna follow
me back to the kitchen.
591
00:31:15,907 --> 00:31:17,648
If you try anything weird,
I'll pour hot lard
592
00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,483
all over your frog face. Oui, oui?
Now go help your fallen idol, okay?
593
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,853
Lift with the legs. Make it nice.
Show some respect.
594
00:31:39,331 --> 00:31:41,572
(clears throat) Okay, listen up,
Simone de Beauvoir.
595
00:31:41,833 --> 00:31:45,110
- Yannick.
- Yannick? Like Yannick Noah?
596
00:31:45,370 --> 00:31:46,348
Hmm.
597
00:31:46,571 --> 00:31:49,711
The sweetest calves of
all the rackets men. (sighs)
598
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,521
Well, here's the story.
You do what I ask,
599
00:31:52,744 --> 00:31:54,917
you play ball and you
prepare a feast fit for
600
00:31:55,180 --> 00:31:56,420
the royal family and
I will give some
601
00:31:56,681 --> 00:31:58,183
serious consideration
into letting you live.
602
00:31:58,417 --> 00:31:59,452
If you try to be a hero,
603
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,460
pain will very much exist
in this dojo, my friend.
604
00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:05,861
So, we are gonna play
a little parlor game,
605
00:32:06,091 --> 00:32:08,970
one that has only
gotten better with age,
606
00:32:09,227 --> 00:32:12,868
one that I like to call
Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
607
00:32:13,098 --> 00:32:15,271
Everybody calls it that,
pinchero.
608
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,912
Well, that's because
it's so good!
609
00:32:18,136 --> 00:32:19,774
Who the fuck is Kevin Bacon?
610
00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:22,951
What? Hello!
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
611
00:32:23,208 --> 00:32:27,384
I am laughing at you because
that is so dumb. Kevin Bacon?
612
00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:29,990
Uh, Kevin Bacon is the
center of the movie universe,
613
00:32:30,248 --> 00:32:33,092
and I don't want to hear any
of this bullshit about Brian Cox,
614
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:35,059
because it's Kevin Bacon,
it's always been Kevin Bacon
615
00:32:35,287 --> 00:32:36,925
and it always will be.
And maybe you'd know that
616
00:32:37,155 --> 00:32:39,999
if you had an ounce of culture
or any interest in the arts.
617
00:32:43,328 --> 00:32:44,432
Eat a hot bowl of dicks, Mimi.
618
00:32:44,663 --> 00:32:46,108
All right, now before
we roll up our sleeves,
619
00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:48,004
I'm gonna need some culinary
background on you, buster.
620
00:32:48,266 --> 00:32:49,904
And don't inflate
the skills, all right?
621
00:32:50,135 --> 00:32:51,637
If you're a one-trick pony,
so be it.
622
00:32:51,903 --> 00:32:53,348
Just shoot me straight.
623
00:32:53,605 --> 00:32:55,414
So what's the story, morning glory?
Crepes or no crepes?
624
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:57,119
What are we talking
about here, buddy?
625
00:33:02,247 --> 00:33:04,488
Use your words.
Go ahead.
626
00:33:04,749 --> 00:33:09,823
My great-grandfather,
Claude Henri St. Eclair,
627
00:33:10,088 --> 00:33:12,932
studied French and
Moroccan cuisine
628
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:16,765
with world-renowned
chef Jean-Jaques LePen.
629
00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:21,375
He and my father Bob were
at one time considered
630
00:33:21,633 --> 00:33:25,171
the best sauté and charcuterie
chefs on the planet.
631
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:27,610
And to make along story short,
632
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:30,183
my sick-minded
doomsday adversary,
633
00:33:30,442 --> 00:33:34,686
I once brought a
57-year-old widow to climax
634
00:33:34,946 --> 00:33:39,053
just moments after she
tasted my boeuf bourguignon
635
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:44,699
with country vegetables
and just a touch of white truffle oil.
636
00:33:46,391 --> 00:33:51,340
Any more stupid questions,
you minion of Beelzebub?
637
00:33:55,534 --> 00:33:58,845
What reason could you
possibly have for working here?
638
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,210
Who was in blank
with so-and-so?
639
00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:05,648
Who was in blank with so-and-so?
Who was in blank with so-and-so?
640
00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:09,086
Who was in blank with so-and-so?
Who was in blank with so-and-so?
641
00:34:09,347 --> 00:34:10,417
Was in--
Argh!
642
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:14,759
Those are the rules.
So, my tribes members,
643
00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:19,867
winner gets to keep their legs
and stretch them. Finish last--
644
00:34:20,091 --> 00:34:21,570
Just get on with it already!
645
00:34:21,826 --> 00:34:24,204
I am totally freaking out
over here and I can't deal!
646
00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:27,239
I cannot deal. (sighs)
647
00:34:27,499 --> 00:34:30,207
Tuesday Weld.
Tick-tack.
648
00:34:30,435 --> 00:34:32,210
(Mimi): This is boring.
649
00:34:32,437 --> 00:34:34,610
Let's kill someone before
I slip into a coma.
650
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,012
Mimi, why don't you
go find some hedges?
651
00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:40,246
Because this is fun and games
time and I have the conch.
652
00:34:40,512 --> 00:34:42,014
Tuesday Weld is a
person or activity?
653
00:34:42,247 --> 00:34:43,726
(Cricket): Wait.
Whoa, I got it. I got it.
654
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:44,950
- No way.
- Super fun. Go!
655
00:34:45,216 --> 00:34:46,695
Tuesday Weld was in
"Falling Down" with Robert Duvall,
656
00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,091
Robert Duvall was
in "Days of Thunder"
657
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:50,924
with Thomas Cruise Maypother,
and the Cruise missile
658
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:54,068
was in "A Few Good Men"
with Kevin Bacon.
659
00:34:54,292 --> 00:34:55,896
Michael Rooker wasn't
terrible in "Days of Thunder."
660
00:34:56,127 --> 00:34:57,902
Fine! But the movie as a
whole could clear a room
661
00:34:58,129 --> 00:34:59,699
because it was shit on a
plate with no crackers!
662
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:02,537
Now tell me what
I won, motherfucker.
663
00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:09,043
Round one.
Back me up on this, Roz.
664
00:35:27,892 --> 00:35:30,304
How's that new collar
treating you, my maestro petite?
665
00:35:30,562 --> 00:35:33,133
Extremely uncomfortable
and starting to chafe.
666
00:35:33,398 --> 00:35:36,174
You sadistic
three-horn succubus.
667
00:35:36,434 --> 00:35:40,314
Your insults are surprisingly
colorful, Yannick. (inhales)
668
00:35:40,572 --> 00:35:43,781
Shall we call this
the Manager's Special?
669
00:35:44,009 --> 00:35:46,455
It's okay, I know you're
laughing on the inside.
670
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:54,020
(sighs, sniffs) Oh.
671
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,048
Mmm!
672
00:36:19,944 --> 00:36:22,117
Credit where credit's due.
You're good, Yannick.
673
00:36:23,548 --> 00:36:25,152
- To the horse race!
- Nice!
674
00:36:25,383 --> 00:36:28,694
And Roz is still holding on,
but frickin' barely!
675
00:36:28,953 --> 00:36:31,365
- She's a warrior!
- Okay, I'm coming in!
676
00:36:32,957 --> 00:36:35,528
All right, you stay here,
keep tenderizing,
677
00:36:35,794 --> 00:36:39,207
and prepare the salad
if you're thinking salad.
678
00:36:39,464 --> 00:36:40,841
But if I'm being
perfectly honest,
679
00:36:41,066 --> 00:36:43,068
tonight's not really
about roughage.
680
00:36:49,307 --> 00:36:50,251
I'm speechless.
681
00:36:50,508 --> 00:36:53,352
I totally underestimated
both of you, especially you.
682
00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:55,057
Manager's Special.
(inhales)
683
00:36:55,313 --> 00:36:57,816
Dude, we have a couple
of genuine cinephiles here.
684
00:36:58,049 --> 00:37:00,393
They have nailed
some really obscure shit!
685
00:37:00,652 --> 00:37:02,222
- Fantastic. Where are we now?
- Mmm-mmm-mmm.
686
00:37:02,487 --> 00:37:03,557
Lillian Gish for
all the marbles.
687
00:37:03,822 --> 00:37:04,766
Gish.
688
00:37:07,759 --> 00:37:08,863
Not really chewy at all.
689
00:37:09,094 --> 00:37:10,072
- Mm-mm.
- “mm.
690
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:13,172
No. We struck gold with
J.C.V.D. back there.
691
00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:14,843
- You guys ain't seen nothing yet.
- I got it!
692
00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:16,374
- Fuck!
- No way!
693
00:37:16,601 --> 00:37:17,944
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
694
00:37:18,203 --> 00:37:19,273
Okay, okay, okay.
Is, uh-uh-uh,
695
00:37:19,537 --> 00:37:20,948
Bacon was in "Diner"
with Daniel Stern.
696
00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:22,913
Stern was in "My Blue Heaven"
with Joan Cusack.
697
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,847
Joan was in "Say Anything"
with her brother John.
698
00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:26,783
John was in "Stand by Me"
with Wil Wheaten.
699
00:37:27,045 --> 00:37:29,389
Wheaten was in "Ham bone and Hillie"
with Lillian Gish!
700
00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,288
Wheaten was the...
the grandson?
701
00:37:32,550 --> 00:37:35,622
- Yeah.
- Fuck me with a sand dollar.
702
00:37:35,887 --> 00:37:37,730
By God, tell her what she's won!
703
00:37:37,956 --> 00:37:39,401
All right, now don't get
too cocky, but go ahead.
704
00:37:39,624 --> 00:37:44,039
- Get up, stretch it out, do it up.
- I'm so sorry.
705
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:47,903
Well, Roz was the big loser but
she was at a clear disadvantage
706
00:37:48,133 --> 00:37:49,476
because she was
drifting in and out
707
00:37:49,734 --> 00:37:51,407
- of consciousness the whole time.
- You snooze, you lose.
708
00:37:51,636 --> 00:37:52,614
You bit out her voice box.
709
00:37:52,871 --> 00:37:54,578
What did you expect her to do,
710
00:37:54,806 --> 00:37:56,581
pantomime the answers
with the tied-up arms?
711
00:37:56,808 --> 00:37:58,219
You know, not to mention,
712
00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:02,050
y'all didn't pick one actor
or actress of color.
713
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,782
She likes urban films.
714
00:38:04,048 --> 00:38:06,892
Sew her up and start over
with Morris Chestnut or Larenz Tate...
715
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,961
- (groaning)
- ...and see what happens, pendeja.
716
00:38:10,955 --> 00:38:12,764
This unmasked
luchador has a point.
717
00:38:12,991 --> 00:38:17,167
Hmm. I think he's
a little spic crybaby.
718
00:38:20,265 --> 00:38:21,471
Semantics aside.
719
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,080
I for one am
growing discouraged
720
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,943
by the prospect of fairness,
moving forward.
721
00:38:28,173 --> 00:38:29,811
(groaning)
722
00:38:31,075 --> 00:38:36,616
Because while it may seem wry,
given the situation...
723
00:38:38,449 --> 00:38:41,623
I do believe in what's fair.
724
00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:51,470
I've always been a fan
of a well placed disco ball.
725
00:38:51,696 --> 00:38:53,801
Any well-placed ball, really.
726
00:39:00,104 --> 00:39:02,050
I don't believe Roz is gonna
be able to participate
727
00:39:02,307 --> 00:39:04,150
in a lot of the activities
we have planned.
728
00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,981
At least not in any kind
of competitive way.
729
00:39:08,613 --> 00:39:13,961
So you tell me, Roz.
Does that seem fair?
730
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:15,357
(gags)
731
00:39:19,157 --> 00:39:21,797
(all screaming)
732
00:39:22,827 --> 00:39:24,898
(gassing)
733
00:39:25,163 --> 00:39:28,144
(m-ying)
734
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:32,181
(groaning)
735
00:39:32,403 --> 00:39:33,746
(chuckles)
736
00:39:36,407 --> 00:39:38,353
And scene.
737
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,927
(screams)
738
00:39:46,985 --> 00:39:48,828
(music playing)
739
00:39:51,990 --> 00:39:54,834
- I'm so happy that it's you
- (screaming)
740
00:39:55,059 --> 00:39:58,268
...Romeo, a lovesick foo!
741
00:39:58,529 --> 00:40:01,271
I'm so happy that I'm going to
find someone who's realty great
742
00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:04,775
Uncontrollably uncomplicated,
money and charm are overrated...
743
00:40:05,036 --> 00:40:08,574
(screaming)
744
00:40:11,342 --> 00:40:14,289
That's that sap from the john.
I'll be damned.
745
00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:16,718
Well, fuck, bro. Fuck!
He probably called the cops.
746
00:40:16,948 --> 00:40:18,757
No can do. He wasted his
battery on some whore
747
00:40:19,017 --> 00:40:21,088
who does not reciprocate
his love and affections.
748
00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:23,889
Wow.
I completely forgot about him.
749
00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:28,127
Yeah, probably the story of his life.
Poor fella.
750
00:40:28,393 --> 00:40:30,805
Aww.
I'm sure you can relate.
751
00:40:31,062 --> 00:40:33,599
You heathen bitch!
You know, keep that up.
752
00:40:33,865 --> 00:40:35,310
No, seriously. Keep that up
and see what happens!
753
00:40:35,566 --> 00:40:36,636
Okay, easy, bro.
Just--
754
00:40:36,901 --> 00:40:40,906
Oh, ooh. Don't threaten me,
you little faggot.
755
00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:42,311
- Ouch.
- Faggot?
756
00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:44,382
She called me a faggot.
What are we, in high school?
757
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:46,953
Y-you keep that on reserve in
that sweet little vernacular?
758
00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:49,054
What about honky, huh?
What about mongoloid?
759
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:50,918
You got... you got
mongoloid on standby?
760
00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:53,095
No, but I like it.
(laughs)
761
00:40:53,318 --> 00:40:57,789
I think that might be my
new favorite word. Mongoloid.
762
00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,127
- You're ugly on the inside.
- Okay, enough, you guys!
763
00:41:00,391 --> 00:41:02,564
We're wasting silly,
happy, fun times!
764
00:41:02,794 --> 00:41:03,795
Just... just berry pie?
765
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,973
Why don't you go
wrangle the stray for me?
766
00:41:08,266 --> 00:41:12,772
This is so fucking lame!
What the f-- Argh!
767
00:41:13,004 --> 00:41:14,847
I'm bored as shit.
768
00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:17,950
(screams)
769
00:41:18,176 --> 00:41:22,488
Happy that it's you.
770
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:24,793
I'll make you a deal.
771
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,256
Go grab him,
bring him back alive,
772
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:27,758
he's your squeaky
toy for the night.
773
00:41:27,986 --> 00:41:30,762
- How's that sound?
- Okay.
774
00:41:33,124 --> 00:41:36,367
(sighs)
Shit.
775
00:41:37,762 --> 00:41:39,173
(sighs)
776
00:41:40,498 --> 00:41:42,034
I think Mimi may
be a sadist, bro.
777
00:41:42,300 --> 00:41:44,337
- Yep.
- Or an extraterrestrial.
778
00:41:44,602 --> 00:41:45,546
Look, I'm sorry.
779
00:41:45,803 --> 00:41:46,804
I shouldn't have
threatened her like that.
780
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,143
- That was way out of line.
- No. It's food for thought.
781
00:41:49,374 --> 00:41:50,614
I just fuckin' love
that accent, man.
782
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:51,877
I know you do, bro.
783
00:41:52,143 --> 00:41:54,623
I'd go as far as to say
you're obsessed with it.
784
00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,792
- I blame Jenny Agutter.
- I know whose fault it is.
785
00:41:57,015 --> 00:41:58,119
Full frontal in "Equus,"
come on.
786
00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:00,625
- Full frontal in everything.
- (sighs)
787
00:42:02,954 --> 00:42:03,898
- We'll talk about it later.
- Okay.
788
00:42:04,155 --> 00:42:05,293
I should go check on Yannick.
789
00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:07,560
Let's get Roz outta here before
she starts to bloat and ooze.
790
00:42:07,825 --> 00:42:08,803
What are you thinking?
Ribs?
791
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,735
- Rump roast.
- Of course.
792
00:42:11,996 --> 00:42:14,499
(panting)
793
00:42:16,067 --> 00:42:17,876
Hi. Hi.
794
00:42:20,905 --> 00:42:24,819
Listen, I think... you're gonna
think this is hyperbole,
795
00:42:25,043 --> 00:42:30,391
but I'm... I'm pretty sure
that my life is literally about to end.
796
00:42:47,098 --> 00:42:50,170
(crying) Oh, man.
797
00:42:50,401 --> 00:42:53,075
I was such a shit to Heather.
798
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:56,180
Say what?
799
00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:05,759
My best friend has this huge crush
on this really nice fat guy,
800
00:43:06,017 --> 00:43:08,793
and all I do is make fun of him.
801
00:43:10,288 --> 00:43:12,598
It's not like I really mean it,
you know?
802
00:43:13,624 --> 00:43:17,629
- I think I'm just jealous.
- Of what?
803
00:43:18,696 --> 00:43:22,109
She has the capacity
to be so humane.
804
00:43:25,236 --> 00:43:26,715
I deserve a better
death than this.
805
00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:27,939
Okay, well, look.
806
00:43:28,206 --> 00:43:29,879
Then you better start
brainstonning and shit
807
00:43:30,108 --> 00:43:31,781
because these are
trying times, guera.
808
00:43:32,043 --> 00:43:35,047
If I can get free I'll fuckin'
choke these jotos out.
809
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:37,259
Well, maybe you should have
choked thesejotos out
810
00:43:37,482 --> 00:43:39,484
when they were
holding us all hostage.
811
00:43:39,750 --> 00:43:40,922
What'd you want me to do,
drop those dudes right there and
812
00:43:41,152 --> 00:43:44,395
- have 'em cut her head off?
- Just stand and deliver.
813
00:43:44,622 --> 00:43:48,502
What?
That movie's about calculus.
814
00:43:50,061 --> 00:43:51,005
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
815
00:43:51,262 --> 00:43:53,572
I think there's something
that could help.
816
00:43:53,798 --> 00:43:54,776
Spit it out.
817
00:43:54,999 --> 00:43:57,809
Okay, um, sometimes
on rare occasions,
818
00:43:58,069 --> 00:44:01,846
like birthdays, holidays, barbecues,
I'll do a little bit of coke.
819
00:44:02,106 --> 00:44:03,107
But I swear to God,
820
00:44:03,341 --> 00:44:04,411
I feel so goddamn
guilty afterwards it's like,
821
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,916
what's the point of doing
it in the first place?
822
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:10,991
Because it's fun and it
makes me feel good, that's why.
823
00:44:11,249 --> 00:44:12,660
All right, you just say three
Hail Marys and get on with it.
824
00:44:12,917 --> 00:44:16,490
Okay, fine! I hide my stash
in my panties, okay?
825
00:44:16,754 --> 00:44:19,860
So it's in there
with a razor blade.
826
00:44:20,124 --> 00:44:21,102
You have a razor blade
in your drawers?
827
00:44:21,325 --> 00:44:24,135
Yes, Hector. My utter lack
of common sense just became
828
00:44:24,362 --> 00:44:28,777
our best chance at not dying.
Now andele arriba. (sniffles)
829
00:44:29,000 --> 00:44:30,479
Okay, but this could get hairy.
830
00:44:30,701 --> 00:44:32,203
Eww. Try again.
I just got a Brazilian.
831
00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:33,608
It's practically winter.
832
00:44:33,838 --> 00:44:34,942
Just hurry, fucker!
833
00:44:36,641 --> 00:44:38,450
You be gay as the day is long.
834
00:44:38,676 --> 00:44:43,853
You spread your wings
and you fly, you fly gaily.
835
00:44:44,115 --> 00:44:45,059
But be careful.
836
00:44:45,316 --> 00:44:47,489
Please be careful
out there because it's,
837
00:44:47,718 --> 00:44:50,892
I don't know, but I think
the scene is complicated
838
00:44:51,155 --> 00:44:53,635
and there's always a secret
language and mores
839
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,997
and things that you'll
have to know, you know?
840
00:44:56,227 --> 00:45:01,472
And I just want you to be happy and...
think about me sometimes.
841
00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:08,014
Like on Yom Kippur.
Or my birthday.
842
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:11,550
Hola.
843
00:45:11,809 --> 00:45:16,019
Zjlue ta?!
gComo estas'?
844
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:18,727
Fuck! Okay!
Stand up.
845
00:45:18,983 --> 00:45:19,927
No.
846
00:45:20,184 --> 00:45:22,027
Dude, you make
me go under there
847
00:45:22,253 --> 00:45:24,529
and I am going to
fucking neuter you.
848
00:45:24,755 --> 00:45:27,895
Oh! Whoa.
849
00:45:30,995 --> 00:45:33,566
Wha--
Oh. Ah. Ah.
850
00:45:33,831 --> 00:45:36,175
Good boy.
851
00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:40,940
Now, split your legs,
arms out to the side.
852
00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:42,775
Wait, wait, wait.
Listen.
853
00:45:43,040 --> 00:45:46,852
Uh, I am a hemophiliac,
so that... you may...
854
00:45:47,078 --> 00:45:49,080
that may alter your strategies.
855
00:45:49,347 --> 00:45:51,452
Uh, uh. (laughs)
No fucking way.
856
00:45:51,716 --> 00:45:54,754
You mean a... a bleeder?
Are you serious?
857
00:45:55,019 --> 00:45:57,090
- Do not fuck with me.
- (whimpers)
858
00:45:57,355 --> 00:45:58,959
Are you a bleeder?
859
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:01,760
Ah, it's not a hundred percent.
860
00:46:02,026 --> 00:46:04,370
But I am fairly certain that
lam the kind of man
861
00:46:04,595 --> 00:46:06,871
that would clot
properly under duress!
862
00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,409
I don't even know what
to do right now. (laughs)
863
00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:14,981
You are like a deer that got hit
by a Suburban and didn't die,
864
00:46:15,239 --> 00:46:17,412
and then some asshole
truckers came by,
865
00:46:17,642 --> 00:46:19,246
flipped a bitch, parked,
got out,
866
00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:21,115
pissed on you
swordfight-style
867
00:46:21,379 --> 00:46:22,881
while your little deer legs
jerked this way and that,
868
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:27,062
I mean... look at yourself!
869
00:46:27,285 --> 00:46:28,263
(chuckles)
870
00:46:28,486 --> 00:46:33,595
I'm sorry,
but you are just too pathetic.
871
00:46:34,992 --> 00:46:39,839
I wouldn't go easy on you for
all the tea in China, because...
872
00:46:41,766 --> 00:46:43,768
Fuck China.
873
00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:51,512
Ow! (groans)
You fucking fraggle!
874
00:46:52,576 --> 00:46:54,078
(music playing)
875
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:58,522
- Oh, I just died in your arms tonight
- What?
876
00:46:58,783 --> 00:47:02,754
Fuck. Get it out of there,
just get it already! Fuck.
877
00:47:02,987 --> 00:47:05,126
If I get swamp ass from
all this running around,
878
00:47:05,356 --> 00:47:08,963
- you're gonna wish you were--
- Oh! Oh, my God! Oh!
879
00:47:09,193 --> 00:47:13,141
Oh, my God, right there!
880
00:47:13,364 --> 00:47:15,344
Last supper.
I can dig it.
881
00:47:15,599 --> 00:47:16,543
(grunts)
882
00:47:16,801 --> 00:47:18,974
What are you do...
What the fuck are you doing?
883
00:47:19,203 --> 00:47:21,877
(muffled protests)
884
00:47:22,139 --> 00:47:23,618
...Oh, I was wrong
885
00:47:23,841 --> 00:47:29,291
Oh, I just died
in your arms tonight
886
00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:32,392
It musfve been
something you said
887
00:47:32,650 --> 00:47:36,621
I just died
in your arms tonight
888
00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:40,797
Oh, I, I just died...
889
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:44,370
Ow.
Aah!
890
00:47:45,663 --> 00:47:50,476
Au revoir, mon ami.
(sniffling)
891
00:47:51,502 --> 00:47:52,640
(Stef): Psst.
892
00:47:54,138 --> 00:47:56,744
(sniffling)
893
00:47:58,142 --> 00:47:59,086
I know it's unpleasant,
894
00:47:59,343 --> 00:48:01,687
but do you remember
the deal we talked about?
895
00:48:01,912 --> 00:48:03,858
You mean the one
where I get to live?
896
00:48:04,081 --> 00:48:08,359
- Yes, sir.
- I have seen all of your faces.
897
00:48:09,387 --> 00:48:10,365
This is true.
898
00:48:10,588 --> 00:48:13,091
We'll have to use
the honor system.
899
00:48:13,357 --> 00:48:14,335
I trust you.
Anson?
900
00:48:14,558 --> 00:48:15,696
Oh, yeah.
He makes a mean nacho.
901
00:48:15,926 --> 00:48:17,200
I think I could
learn to trust him.
902
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:20,341
You think I believe
this nonsense?
903
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:22,703
I do this for my friends!
904
00:48:22,933 --> 00:48:25,504
Because at least this way
I can make them into
905
00:48:25,736 --> 00:48:29,616
something glorious
and delectable.
906
00:48:29,874 --> 00:48:32,616
That is the gift
I have been given.
907
00:48:32,877 --> 00:48:36,256
And that is the least
I can do for them!
908
00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:38,357
For you, I spit!
909
00:48:38,582 --> 00:48:44,123
I spit on the ground
where you stand! (spits)
910
00:48:54,899 --> 00:48:56,606
- Awesome.
- That was really awesome.
911
00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:58,039
He was real,
the spitting was real.
912
00:48:58,269 --> 00:49:00,306
- That was really well played.
- That's more like it.
913
00:49:00,571 --> 00:49:01,743
Now we're gonna switch gears
914
00:49:01,972 --> 00:49:03,645
from the raw to
the perfectly broiled.
915
00:49:03,908 --> 00:49:05,581
And I was thinking roast,
but we don't have all night.
916
00:49:05,810 --> 00:49:06,788
So why don't you grab the meat
917
00:49:07,044 --> 00:49:08,318
you think would
be the most tender
918
00:49:08,579 --> 00:49:10,388
and then do something
with a mole sauce?
919
00:49:10,614 --> 00:49:11,718
- It's only right.
- It's just.
920
00:49:11,949 --> 00:49:14,395
And don't be shy about
experimenting a little, okay?
921
00:49:14,618 --> 00:49:16,393
We're game for it,
believe you me.
922
00:49:16,620 --> 00:49:18,156
However,
under no circumstances
923
00:49:18,422 --> 00:49:20,629
are you to put
basil in anything.
924
00:49:20,891 --> 00:49:25,169
If you use basil, I will turn
you inside out, literally.
925
00:49:25,429 --> 00:49:27,272
Am I clear?
926
00:49:27,498 --> 00:49:29,409
- Oui.
- Great.
927
00:49:29,633 --> 00:49:35,015
I need ingredients, you corporal
of the devil's royal army.
928
00:49:36,740 --> 00:49:39,516
Well, then you make your
list and then check it twice.
929
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:44,192
(Bert): Aah! Ahh!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
930
00:49:44,448 --> 00:49:47,292
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Wait! I have a Moped.
931
00:49:47,518 --> 00:49:50,294
I have a Moped!
I'll do anything!
932
00:49:50,521 --> 00:49:53,968
You made me bleed.
933
00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,034
No, no you give me
too much credit, l-l-l--
934
00:49:56,293 --> 00:49:58,796
- Dirty Birdie, time to fly.
- (music playing)
935
00:49:59,029 --> 00:50:01,509
(Swans)
Ow!
936
00:50:03,634 --> 00:50:05,477
Clap your hands
937
00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:09,142
Clap your hands
938
00:50:12,109 --> 00:50:13,383
That pinche guera.
939
00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:17,322
(groaning) Oh!
940
00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:19,186
(grunts)
941
00:50:19,450 --> 00:50:20,394
Oh, yeah, that's nice.
942
00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:22,358
Yeah, hit a man while he's down.
943
00:50:22,620 --> 00:50:25,464
Speaks volumes to your character,
pinche puta gringa.
944
00:50:25,689 --> 00:50:29,330
I'm sorry.
I don't speak poverty.
945
00:50:30,561 --> 00:50:34,373
Now, keep an eye on this wanker.
946
00:50:34,632 --> 00:50:37,806
If he wakes up and
starts whining again,
947
00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:41,016
I'm gonna cut one
of his ears off...
948
00:50:41,238 --> 00:50:46,244
and hold you two horny
little loads responsible.
949
00:50:46,510 --> 00:50:49,684
(kissing sounds)
She tastes nice.
950
00:50:56,053 --> 00:50:59,523
Do you think that Ben's
constant misfortunes
951
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,896
are a self-fulfilling prophecy?
952
00:51:02,159 --> 00:51:07,370
Or do you believe that a person
could just be cursed or damned?
953
00:51:07,598 --> 00:51:10,545
Hector.
Focus!
954
00:51:10,768 --> 00:51:12,748
Jump in the air.
955
00:51:14,204 --> 00:51:16,206
Jump in the air.
956
00:51:18,943 --> 00:51:22,117
Ah, ah, this...
this is horrid.
957
00:51:22,379 --> 00:51:24,052
It was next on Chuy's list.
958
00:51:24,281 --> 00:51:27,194
He just redid the upstairs and
the unisex bathroom, so...
959
00:51:27,418 --> 00:51:30,399
Nice! Yeah, he seemed
like a good dude.
960
00:51:30,621 --> 00:51:32,123
Probably still be kicking it if
961
00:51:32,389 --> 00:51:35,700
he hadn't stepped up
all man-styles like that.
962
00:51:35,926 --> 00:51:38,702
But that probably doesn't bring
you much comfort, now does it?
963
00:51:39,730 --> 00:51:43,701
Okay, anyhoo, uh,
we need some... (giggles)
964
00:51:44,935 --> 00:51:46,437
"sea salb."
(Qiggkis)
965
00:51:46,704 --> 00:51:49,150
What the fuck is "sea salb"?
(chuckles)
966
00:51:49,406 --> 00:51:51,215
Salt, maybe?
967
00:51:51,442 --> 00:51:54,286
Oh. Oh, that's good.
"White panto beans"?
968
00:51:54,545 --> 00:51:56,286
Look at this nonsense.
969
00:51:56,547 --> 00:51:58,151
(chuckles)
This guy can't spell for shit.
970
00:51:58,415 --> 00:52:01,919
"Post-granates"? (chuckles)
I mean, come on, bro.
971
00:52:02,152 --> 00:52:03,756
Uh, uh, like, if you're gonna
live off the old American dollar
972
00:52:03,988 --> 00:52:06,764
- at least learn how to spell "salt."
- Well, there is the stress factor,
973
00:52:06,991 --> 00:52:08,470
what with the medieval
collar and chain and all,
974
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:10,933
plus he has to cook his friends.
975
00:52:11,161 --> 00:52:13,937
Okay, shit, man.
That's fair.
976
00:52:14,164 --> 00:52:15,268
I don't know.
977
00:52:15,499 --> 00:52:17,103
I think we have all this stuff,
except for the pomegranates.
978
00:52:17,334 --> 00:52:19,678
The oregano and the
paprika are over there.
979
00:52:21,071 --> 00:52:24,018
Whoa. Little baskets.
(singing nonsensically)
980
00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:27,084
(thinking) Wait, what the--
The Army of Portugal cipher,
981
00:52:27,311 --> 00:52:29,621
the simplest code ever
used during wartime.
982
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:31,520
Everybody knows that.
983
00:52:31,782 --> 00:52:34,285
Who the fuck is
allergic to basil?
984
00:52:35,319 --> 00:52:36,923
Flan is really weird.
985
00:52:37,154 --> 00:52:40,966
I don't know whether
I like it or dislike it.
986
00:52:41,191 --> 00:52:42,966
Something smells good
over there though.
987
00:52:43,193 --> 00:52:47,664
I'm so glad you approve,
you witch bride of Hecate.
988
00:52:47,931 --> 00:52:50,002
What did you just call me?
989
00:52:53,637 --> 00:52:54,945
Five minutes, you guys.
990
00:52:55,172 --> 00:52:57,015
Five minutes to get Roz's
quasi-orthopedic fucking shoe
991
00:52:57,274 --> 00:52:58,947
off of her bloated-ass foot.
992
00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:02,157
(sighs) Goddamn triple knot.
993
00:53:02,379 --> 00:53:03,449
I caught the mouse.
994
00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:04,887
Yeah, you did, baby.
Where is he now?
995
00:53:05,149 --> 00:53:06,127
Soaking in his own sauce.
996
00:53:06,350 --> 00:53:08,159
Mm-hmm-hmm.
997
00:53:08,385 --> 00:53:09,363
Now, are you gonna
pull your own weight,
998
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,122
or do I have to do all
your shit for you too?
999
00:53:11,355 --> 00:53:12,527
No, I already did.
I halved her.
1000
00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:15,236
Yannick can take her
ass from here, literally.
1001
00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:18,132
There are no lentils
anywhere, okay?
1002
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:19,898
This is...
This is pure chaos.
1003
00:53:20,164 --> 00:53:25,170
There's like spices with herbs,
and just like boxes full of just shit.
1004
00:53:25,402 --> 00:53:27,575
(sighs)
Ha.
1005
00:53:30,708 --> 00:53:34,246
Uh, hello.
You got some, like,
1006
00:53:34,511 --> 00:53:37,720
"Manchurian Candidate"
shit going on in there?
1007
00:53:37,981 --> 00:53:41,929
- No, I'm good.
- All right, look. I know that it...
1008
00:53:42,186 --> 00:53:43,665
it doesn't seem ideal but,
1009
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,265
uh, I'm actually a
pretty good listener.
1010
00:53:46,523 --> 00:53:48,696
So, if, you know,
1011
00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:52,066
if you have some stuff that's
bothering you that's, you know,
1012
00:53:52,329 --> 00:53:55,538
like not directly related to
the bind that you're in here...
1013
00:53:55,766 --> 00:53:59,578
I mean, you know, baby ears.
1014
00:53:59,837 --> 00:54:04,047
Well, I guess... I guess deep
down I was kind of hoping
1015
00:54:04,274 --> 00:54:06,550
you would figure it out on
your own, that you would...
1016
00:54:06,777 --> 00:54:09,917
...I don't know,
that you would just kind of feel it.
1017
00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:13,891
Feel what?
1018
00:54:15,352 --> 00:54:18,060
I think I might be
crushing on you a little bit.
1019
00:54:20,190 --> 00:54:21,362
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
1020
00:54:21,592 --> 00:54:23,868
Well, you know, (clears throat),
that's kind of normal.
1021
00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,903
You've heard of
Patty Hearst, right?
1022
00:54:26,130 --> 00:54:27,302
No.
Um, yeah, yes.
1023
00:54:27,564 --> 00:54:29,942
But no, not like that.
1024
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:32,043
Like this.
1025
00:54:39,543 --> 00:54:41,955
Okay. Okay, uh,
complete transparency.
1026
00:54:42,212 --> 00:54:45,159
I met a girl today and I haven't
been able to stop thinking
1027
00:54:45,415 --> 00:54:47,895
about her since
I got here and...
1028
00:54:48,118 --> 00:54:49,893
Uh, okay,
don't get me wrong.
1029
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,964
I don't have like herds
of women, you know,
1030
00:54:53,223 --> 00:54:55,829
that I'm fending off every...
You know.
1031
00:55:04,101 --> 00:55:05,079
So, like, you don't...
1032
00:55:05,302 --> 00:55:08,943
you don't think I'm like
a complete psychopath?
1033
00:55:09,173 --> 00:55:10,311
Can I be completely
frank with you?
1034
00:55:10,574 --> 00:55:12,349
Yes, be frank,
be completely frank.
1035
00:55:12,609 --> 00:55:13,917
I mean, sure,
it's completely depraved
1036
00:55:14,144 --> 00:55:15,680
and demented what
you're doing here,
1037
00:55:15,946 --> 00:55:16,924
and while bearing witness to
1038
00:55:17,147 --> 00:55:18,319
my very good friends'
grisly executions
1039
00:55:18,582 --> 00:55:21,620
have scarred me for eternity,
I do have a confession to make.
1040
00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:22,830
You have a confession?
1041
00:55:23,086 --> 00:55:27,501
Oh, bless me, father,
for I have sinned.
1042
00:55:27,758 --> 00:55:29,101
Oh, yes, you're blessed.
1043
00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:33,274
See... the naked truth
is that I also find your
1044
00:55:33,497 --> 00:55:37,138
complete lack of inhibition and
unbridled, primal conditioning
1045
00:55:37,367 --> 00:55:40,940
exhilarating and fiercely erotic.
You must be German.
1046
00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:43,617
I-I-I am German.
I'm a German-American.
1047
00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:44,842
How'd you know that?
1048
00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:48,282
I felt it.
Oh, my God.
1049
00:55:48,512 --> 00:55:50,890
My heart is beating so fast
right now I think I might swoon.
1050
00:55:51,148 --> 00:55:53,389
Oh, my God.
My heart is so jacked up too.
1051
00:55:53,650 --> 00:55:58,497
Mm-hmm.
And right now I just know.
1052
00:55:58,722 --> 00:56:00,861
You just know?
1053
00:56:01,124 --> 00:56:02,626
Yeah, beyond a
shadow of a doubt.
1054
00:56:02,860 --> 00:56:04,999
- Oh, that's so airtight.
- Yeah, it's really intense.
1055
00:56:05,229 --> 00:56:06,970
- Can I ask you something?
- Of course, God.
1056
00:56:07,197 --> 00:56:09,199
What exactly are
you talking about?
1057
00:56:09,466 --> 00:56:11,468
- Fate.
- Oh, fate.
1058
00:56:11,702 --> 00:56:14,080
- Brought us together.
- So mysterious.
1059
00:56:14,338 --> 00:56:17,376
Because I guess
I could put the thing
1060
00:56:17,641 --> 00:56:20,315
with Bethany on hold...
Mm-hmm.
1061
00:56:27,484 --> 00:56:29,020
Oh, fuck.
1062
00:56:30,854 --> 00:56:33,562
I hate that bitch Mimi and
the way she talks down to you.
1063
00:56:33,824 --> 00:56:36,566
I hate that bitch.
1064
00:56:36,827 --> 00:56:40,331
(sighs) Yeah.
She is a bad person, right?
1065
00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:44,171
Yeah, but not you.
You're a romantic.
1066
00:56:44,401 --> 00:56:47,939
I am.
I'm totally a romantic.
1067
00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:50,911
Oh, it's been such a hard year.
1068
00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:52,118
It really has.
1069
00:56:52,376 --> 00:56:55,448
I mean Mimi's totally
thrown off the mix.
1070
00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:57,885
(sighs) And I'm just not
sure how much longer
1071
00:56:58,115 --> 00:56:59,856
I'm cut out for this
game, you know?
1072
00:57:00,083 --> 00:57:02,563
It's getting way harder
to find places without
1073
00:57:02,786 --> 00:57:07,929
security systems or windows.
I don't know. (sighs)
1074
00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:09,864
Oh, no.
I've said too much.
1075
00:57:10,093 --> 00:57:13,597
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You haven't said enough.
1076
00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:17,311
Yeah. Yeah, pinch it really hard,
right on the bottom.
1077
00:57:17,567 --> 00:57:19,205
Like Lou Ferrigno.
1078
00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:21,109
Goddamn it, Hector,
what is taking so long?
1079
00:57:21,371 --> 00:57:22,577
This razor blade's
all dulled down.
1080
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:24,786
How much blow were you chopping
with this thing, gringa?
1081
00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:25,986
It's been a long
semester, Hector.
1082
00:57:26,243 --> 00:57:28,052
Like you're a bastion
for lawful behavior.
1083
00:57:28,278 --> 00:57:29,416
At least I don't have
a permanent record.
1084
00:57:29,646 --> 00:57:32,149
Hey. That stings, all right?
I've turned a corner.
1085
00:57:32,416 --> 00:57:34,418
I take all my hostilities
in the ring now.
1086
00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:35,629
It's called an outlet.
1087
00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:38,560
Okay, well, congratulations.
You're all growns-up.
1088
00:57:40,590 --> 00:57:42,763
Come watch me
fight if you want.
1089
00:57:42,993 --> 00:57:45,940
Lots of times they
serve snow cones.
1090
00:57:46,163 --> 00:57:47,642
Plus I'm undefeated.
1091
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:51,909
- Really? (sniffs)
- Yeah.
1092
00:57:52,970 --> 00:57:54,347
You fight any black dudes?
1093
00:57:54,604 --> 00:57:58,814
Yeah.
Like, three.
1094
00:58:05,349 --> 00:58:06,327
So you, uh...
1095
00:58:06,583 --> 00:58:12,033
You want to maybe, um,
go on a date with me?
1096
00:58:13,190 --> 00:58:18,640
Like a proper date if we...
if we don't croak tonight?
1097
00:58:18,862 --> 00:58:21,706
(chuckles) You're, like,
old enough to have
1098
00:58:21,965 --> 00:58:23,876
been kicked out of Menudo.
1099
00:58:26,203 --> 00:58:28,615
So are you saying
there's a chance or...
1100
00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:32,946
Yes. I mean, yeah.
What the fuck. (chuckles)
1101
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:35,383
You've already
been to third base.
1102
00:58:35,645 --> 00:58:37,522
(chuckles)
1103
00:58:37,781 --> 00:58:39,624
- (laughs)
- Yeah.
1104
00:58:39,850 --> 00:58:41,523
As long as we don't have
to eat Mexican food.
1105
00:58:41,785 --> 00:58:44,322
No, no. We can, uh,
do Korean barbecue?
1106
00:58:44,554 --> 00:58:48,525
Yeah. Cool.
That sounds really nice.
1107
00:58:52,029 --> 00:58:53,975
(music playing)
1108
00:58:54,197 --> 00:58:57,804
If you close your eyes
and you still feel the demons
1109
00:58:58,035 --> 00:59:01,539
Chewing at your brain
and gnawing your shoe
1110
00:59:01,805 --> 00:59:04,581
Just tel! them to go
and find someone...
1111
00:59:04,841 --> 00:59:07,879
Where do you stand on purees.
Purees are general.
1112
00:59:08,145 --> 00:59:09,249
Oui, oui.
1113
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:15,493
Your puree is out of luck.
More of a standard mash--
1114
00:59:15,719 --> 00:59:17,164
What's happening to me?
1115
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:21,395
- Am I dead?
- Pipe down, gay Sammy.
1116
00:59:21,658 --> 00:59:22,659
We're in the middle
of a powwow here.
1117
00:59:22,893 --> 00:59:24,395
Okay, okay, sorry.
1118
00:59:26,530 --> 00:59:27,600
Wait.
Si r?
1119
00:59:27,864 --> 00:59:30,344
I'm gonna bleed to death maybe.
1120
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:33,047
Just shut your ass and
think of something plush.
1121
00:59:34,738 --> 00:59:39,915
Chewbacca.
Chewbacca.
1122
00:59:41,011 --> 00:59:43,287
(music playing)
1123
00:59:43,547 --> 00:59:44,855
(chuckles)
1124
00:59:54,558 --> 00:59:57,971
Mm, yeah
1125
00:59:58,228 --> 01:00:01,266
I used to think
maybe you loved me
1126
01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:04,569
Now, baby, I'm sure
1127
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:10,583
Holy crusty moly.
That is a rump roast, Yannick.
1128
01:00:10,807 --> 01:00:12,480
Baby got back!
1129
01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:14,085
That is tender as fuck!
1130
01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:17,815
What the fuck.
What the fuck, baby.
1131
01:00:18,081 --> 01:00:19,924
Mm-mm-mm.
My butt's in the air.
1132
01:00:20,150 --> 01:00:22,562
My butt's in the air
for this one, baby. Mmm!
1133
01:00:22,786 --> 01:00:24,129
Tender as the night.
1134
01:00:24,387 --> 01:00:25,559
Mmm!
1135
01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:27,496
- Bam, motherfucker!
- Bam, motherfucker!
1136
01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:28,997
Yannick, seriously, dude.
Spill the beans.
1137
01:00:29,259 --> 01:00:31,569
Why are you working here,
man, why?
1138
01:00:31,795 --> 01:00:34,469
Hey! Oh, you guys
started eating without me?
1139
01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:35,732
Hop in here, brother.
1140
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:39,470
All right, well,
I've got some white panto beans.
1141
01:00:39,736 --> 01:00:41,841
No dearth of those around.
Whoa, hey!
1142
01:00:42,105 --> 01:00:44,676
You hung the stray upside down.
That's kind of neat.
1143
01:00:44,941 --> 01:00:48,150
Kind of an homage to the
traditional Mexican pifiata.
1144
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:51,918
Mmm! Mmm!
1145
01:00:52,149 --> 01:00:53,492
- Is it not on point, man?
- Holy shit!
1146
01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:54,820
And you know,
we'd be halfway through
1147
01:00:55,085 --> 01:00:56,462
prepping the next entree
if you weren't
1148
01:00:56,686 --> 01:00:57,664
in the pantry
for a fucking hour.
1149
01:00:57,921 --> 01:00:58,865
Why were you in there
for so long, man?
1150
01:00:59,122 --> 01:01:00,829
Well, I need to cool
it down with you
1151
01:01:01,091 --> 01:01:04,163
and have a little sidebar asap,
ASAP, as soon as possible.
1152
01:01:04,427 --> 01:01:06,498
Well, pumpkin, uh,
I will be back in a flash.
1153
01:01:06,763 --> 01:01:09,175
Keep an eye on quarterback
princess, will you?
1154
01:01:11,801 --> 01:01:13,337
I got this.
1155
01:01:23,013 --> 01:01:24,549
The bartender pulled out
her sweater pups and
1156
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,521
- you split the diff, didn't you?
- I didn't split the difference...
1157
01:01:26,783 --> 01:01:27,727
- Come on.
- ...but check this out.
1158
01:01:27,984 --> 01:01:29,691
- She put her finger in my mouth space.
- And you bit it off.
1159
01:01:29,953 --> 01:01:31,455
She put her finger
in my mouth space.
1160
01:01:31,688 --> 01:01:33,964
- And you bit her finger off.
- No, brother. That's the kicker.
1161
01:01:34,191 --> 01:01:36,330
- Proceed.
- Our sociopathic behavior and
1162
01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:38,972
our fetish for human
flesh makes her all horny.
1163
01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:40,504
She used the word
horny from the '70s?
1164
01:01:40,730 --> 01:01:42,869
Talk about looking for the
fastball and getting hosed...
1165
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,134
- Ooh.
- ...with the knuckle curve.
1166
01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,472
- Sports.
- She gave me the kissy face.
1167
01:01:46,703 --> 01:01:48,307
She gave you the kissy face?
1168
01:01:48,538 --> 01:01:49,573
She gave me the kissy face.
1169
01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:51,375
She gave you the kissy face!
1170
01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,518
(singing) She gave me the
kissy face, she gave me--
1171
01:01:53,743 --> 01:01:54,721
She gave you the kissy face!
1172
01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:56,582
Wait a minute, what about Brittney
from the convenience store?
1173
01:01:56,846 --> 01:01:57,984
- Come on.
- Bethany, Bethany.
1174
01:01:58,215 --> 01:01:59,717
- Bethany. Bethany Lynne Goolsby.
- Sweet.
1175
01:01:59,983 --> 01:02:01,690
You see, brother?
This is what I'm saying.
1176
01:02:01,918 --> 01:02:03,022
It's too much.
Two in one day?
1177
01:02:03,253 --> 01:02:04,561
Yeah, well,
it's too much for any man.
1178
01:02:04,821 --> 01:02:05,765
No, no, I-l was shvitzing.
1179
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:07,057
- Is my face hot?
- It looks flush.
1180
01:02:07,324 --> 01:02:08,826
You should hydrate
with some electrolytes.
1181
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:12,264
(sighs)
1182
01:02:14,264 --> 01:02:17,404
Well, buddy.
I'm not blind, you know.
1183
01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:20,546
It's been tough on you since
I brought Mimi into the mix.
1184
01:02:20,770 --> 01:02:24,775
I love you, and I'm grateful to
you for making this transition.
1185
01:02:25,041 --> 01:02:28,750
- (sighs)
- Hey. It makes me proud.
1186
01:02:30,013 --> 01:02:30,957
- Really?
- Yeah.
1187
01:02:31,214 --> 01:02:32,249
Well, here I am,
the big brother,
1188
01:02:32,515 --> 01:02:33,550
and you know I'm always
coming to you for stuff.
1189
01:02:33,783 --> 01:02:34,761
- No.
- No, it should be
1190
01:02:35,018 --> 01:02:36,861
- the other way around, you know?
- Don't be ridiculous.
1191
01:02:37,087 --> 01:02:38,566
Who taught me how
to play the mandolin?
1192
01:02:38,788 --> 01:02:39,766
I did.
1193
01:02:40,023 --> 01:02:40,967
Who taught me how to
play the mouth harp?
1194
01:02:41,224 --> 01:02:42,294
- Me.
- Who taught me how to play
1195
01:02:42,559 --> 01:02:43,537
the theremin?
1196
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,535
- That was Dad.
- Shit. That was Dad.
1197
01:02:49,032 --> 01:02:50,443
Shit.
1198
01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,581
But the mandolin.
1199
01:02:54,804 --> 01:02:55,782
- Yeah, that was all you.
- Well, you've got the gift.
1200
01:02:56,039 --> 01:02:57,143
Thank you very much,
1201
01:02:57,407 --> 01:03:00,081
but pretty soon we're both
gonna have nice girls, okay?
1202
01:03:00,310 --> 01:03:01,653
And we're gonna be
playing folksy tunes
1203
01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:02,889
for them at our anniversaries.
1204
01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:07,584
But in the meantime I just
want you to be cautious, okay?
1205
01:03:07,817 --> 01:03:09,888
This Bethany girl seems
like a real sweetheart,
1206
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:11,098
but the powder puff chick--
1207
01:03:11,321 --> 01:03:12,299
- Oh, come on.
- I don't know.
1208
01:03:12,555 --> 01:03:14,228
It's just like you
and Mimi last year.
1209
01:03:14,457 --> 01:03:16,266
Well, we met under
similar circumstances,
1210
01:03:16,493 --> 01:03:19,736
but it was clear from the get-go
that the Mimes was on the level.
1211
01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:21,738
(inhales)
1212
01:03:45,288 --> 01:03:47,427
Yeah, that's the understatement
of the young millennium.
1213
01:03:47,657 --> 01:03:50,501
- Meaning what?
- Meaning, bro, put her on a leash!
1214
01:03:50,760 --> 01:03:51,761
- Aww.
- No.
1215
01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,941
She's like the Marquis
de Sade with Aspergefs.
1216
01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:55,507
Part woman,
part razorback.
1217
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:57,608
Just a little bit, but-but-but
just try walking in her shoes
1218
01:03:57,834 --> 01:03:58,812
for a second,
would you?
1219
01:03:59,035 --> 01:04:00,013
- I won't.
- Just try it.
1220
01:04:00,270 --> 01:04:01,214
- I won't!
- Try it for me right now.
1221
01:04:01,471 --> 01:04:02,449
- This moment.
- Fine, I will.
1222
01:04:02,672 --> 01:04:03,650
Thank you.
She's a bit taller. Can you--
1223
01:04:03,873 --> 01:04:04,851
All right,
I can do that.
1224
01:04:05,108 --> 01:04:06,883
Straighten your back.
Yeah. The swan-like neck.
1225
01:04:07,143 --> 01:04:08,178
- Oh, yeah. Aah! Aah!
- Now what is that?
1226
01:04:08,445 --> 01:04:09,890
Why are you
doing that?
1227
01:04:10,146 --> 01:04:11,124
Well, you gotta imagine
fire coming out of my mouth.
1228
01:04:11,348 --> 01:04:12,793
No, no, no.
This is an exercise in empathy.
1229
01:04:13,016 --> 01:04:15,622
Now you're mocking my girlfriend.
Come back to me.
1230
01:04:15,852 --> 01:04:17,058
This is her maiden voyage, okay?
1231
01:04:17,320 --> 01:04:18,822
She's trying to find
a place on the team.
1232
01:04:19,055 --> 01:04:20,398
She's nervous,
she's defensive.
1233
01:04:20,657 --> 01:04:22,500
She's overcompensating
just a little bit.
1234
01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,000
You've heard me say this before.
1235
01:04:24,227 --> 01:04:28,004
There are no substitutes
for brown sugar or...?
1236
01:04:30,066 --> 01:04:31,374
- Enthusiasm.
- You got it.
1237
01:04:31,634 --> 01:04:34,046
I got it.
Okay, but you know what?
1238
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:36,375
I am just a little scared
she might kill me in my sleep.
1239
01:04:36,639 --> 01:04:37,583
There is no way
that would happen.
1240
01:04:37,841 --> 01:04:40,321
Because if it did,
I would kill her right back.
1241
01:04:40,543 --> 01:04:41,749
And then I would
gouge her eyes out,
1242
01:04:42,011 --> 01:04:43,649
and then I would pickle your
head and put it on a stick
1243
01:04:43,880 --> 01:04:45,223
- so you would always be with me.
- (Qigwes)
1244
01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:47,655
I'm getting to Greek tragedy now.
It's a bit trite. I'm sorry.
1245
01:04:47,884 --> 01:04:49,522
(sighs) All right, so what's
my play with Kerry?
1246
01:04:49,753 --> 01:04:51,494
Should I put gum in her hair?
1247
01:04:53,523 --> 01:04:55,696
- No, don't do that.
- All right.
1248
01:04:55,925 --> 01:04:57,063
What you want to do is
you want to spend some time with her,
1249
01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:58,829
you want to find
out if she's legit.
1250
01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:01,872
But remember she's your
responsibility, brother, okay?
1251
01:05:02,098 --> 01:05:03,771
You got the ball, so--
1252
01:05:04,033 --> 01:05:06,775
- See if she's the belle.
- Thank you.
1253
01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:11,045
(chuckles) You had some
fun with Roz here, huh?
1254
01:05:11,274 --> 01:05:12,378
I did that for you, big brother.
1255
01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:14,514
Hey, Roz, we're gonna
go in the other room.
1256
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:16,348
You gonna hang here?
1257
01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:21,918
- (Mimi): Hi-yahi
- (groaning)
1258
01:05:24,120 --> 01:05:25,895
See?
That's what I'm talking about.
1259
01:05:27,257 --> 01:05:28,793
(groaning)
1260
01:05:33,763 --> 01:05:37,210
Yannick? I know you and
Roz were bosom buddies.
1261
01:05:37,434 --> 01:05:39,880
- She was one of a kind.
- My sentiments exactly.
1262
01:05:40,103 --> 01:05:42,310
Be a shame to waste
these getaway sticks.
1263
01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:43,550
They're like freaking redwoods.
1264
01:05:43,773 --> 01:05:46,754
- (Bert groans)
- You like, uh, chili?
1265
01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:48,546
Does the pope shit
in the woods?
1266
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:50,758
Ooh!
We got plans for those dogs?
1267
01:05:50,980 --> 01:05:53,756
Look, this piggy went to the market,
stayed for lunch.
1268
01:05:53,983 --> 01:05:55,826
I could use these in the
next immunity challenge.
1269
01:05:56,085 --> 01:05:57,792
Trick or treat,
smell these feet.
1270
01:05:58,054 --> 01:05:59,055
Oh, my goodness.
I love that idea.
1271
01:05:59,289 --> 01:06:01,826
Take your girl,
get it started.
1272
01:06:02,091 --> 01:06:03,593
All right, campers.
1273
01:06:03,827 --> 01:06:06,671
Before each of you is one
of Roz's thick-ass tootsies
1274
01:06:06,930 --> 01:06:09,240
that I hacked off like a champ.
1275
01:06:09,466 --> 01:06:12,447
And the game is,
lean in nice
1276
01:06:12,669 --> 01:06:14,580
and gnaw through
your designated foot.
1277
01:06:14,804 --> 01:06:17,080
The first one to hit bone wins
1278
01:06:17,307 --> 01:06:19,753
a bathroom break
and a shot of Baileys!
1279
01:06:19,976 --> 01:06:20,954
We don't have Baileys.
1280
01:06:21,177 --> 01:06:23,919
- Shit! Do we have Frangelico?
- Yes.
1281
01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,286
And a shot of Frangelico!
1282
01:06:33,523 --> 01:06:35,002
That is unlike anything
I have ever tasted,
1283
01:06:35,258 --> 01:06:37,636
yet still undeniably
chili-esque.
1284
01:06:39,696 --> 01:06:40,674
Babe, you gotta try this.
1285
01:06:40,930 --> 01:06:44,673
My squeaky toy passed out.
Can we set him on fire?
1286
01:06:44,934 --> 01:06:47,881
- No.
- Like... friendly fire.
1287
01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:49,707
Please.
1288
01:06:49,973 --> 01:06:51,714
Come on, take a little nibble.
Touch that toe.
1289
01:06:51,975 --> 01:06:53,852
Eat that toe.
Look at that big toe.
1290
01:06:54,110 --> 01:06:55,384
You haven't ever
tried it before.
1291
01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:57,647
How do you know
you don't like it?
1292
01:06:57,881 --> 01:07:00,191
Well, how about you, Hector?
Get in there! You're the man!
1293
01:07:00,450 --> 01:07:02,361
If anyone can do this,
Hector can!
1294
01:07:02,619 --> 01:07:03,563
(groans)
1295
01:07:03,820 --> 01:07:06,300
(laughs) Come on, babe!
I feel like all alone out here.
1296
01:07:06,523 --> 01:07:07,501
You wanna get in on this?
1297
01:07:07,724 --> 01:07:08,862
I feel like you're really
holding back on me.
1298
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:11,628
Oh, yeah. Come on, slut!
Eat it! Do it!
1299
01:07:11,861 --> 01:07:13,204
What the fuck,
you sellout bitch?
1300
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:16,637
- I hate you!
- Oh, this is so fucking awesome!
1301
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:17,844
See? That's nice.
We make out like that.
1302
01:07:18,067 --> 01:07:19,137
Oh, yeah!
Yeah! All right.
1303
01:07:19,369 --> 01:07:20,973
Come on, Hector! Don't hold back!
Don't be a little bitch!
1304
01:07:21,204 --> 01:07:22,649
Like you didn't chow
on worse shit in prison.
1305
01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,818
Oh, shit! Oh, snap!
(laughing)
1306
01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:27,681
(distorted laughter)
1307
01:07:35,818 --> 01:07:37,092
(Anson grunts)
1308
01:07:39,088 --> 01:07:42,331
This is how they do it in
Matamoros. Pinche! Oh!
1309
01:07:42,559 --> 01:07:44,869
Hector! No, no, Hector! No more.
He's unconscious.
1310
01:07:45,094 --> 01:07:48,166
- We've gotta get out of here!
- Fucking untie me now, please!
1311
01:07:48,398 --> 01:07:50,844
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.
- Okay. Oh. Here's my pitch. Okay.
1312
01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:53,570
Chuy just installed that little
A.C. unit in the wall upstairs.
1313
01:07:53,836 --> 01:07:56,282
We push it out and maybe
we can get out through the hole.
1314
01:07:56,539 --> 01:07:57,779
Holy shit!
That's amazing. Yes.
1315
01:07:58,041 --> 01:07:59,076
Wait, wait, wait.
What about Yannick?
1316
01:07:59,342 --> 01:08:01,788
- He's alive. So is Bert.
- Bart's on his own. No.
1317
01:08:02,045 --> 01:08:03,683
Look.
Okay, look.
1318
01:08:03,913 --> 01:08:04,891
You two get out of here,
all right?
1319
01:08:05,114 --> 01:08:07,287
Call the cops, don't look back.
I got this.
1320
01:08:07,550 --> 01:08:09,086
Hector, wait!
Please, please be careful!
1321
01:08:09,352 --> 01:08:12,765
I will not go out with you
if you're dead or all fucked-up looking!
1322
01:08:14,457 --> 01:08:16,733
(music playing)
1323
01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:23,870
(shrieks)
1324
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,081
Oh. Whoa!
Did he just beat me with a foot?
1325
01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:29,112
Yeah, but you're okay,
thank God.
1326
01:08:29,372 --> 01:08:31,113
(Hector): Cricket!
Cricket, you all right?
1327
01:08:31,374 --> 01:08:32,478
Come on!
1328
01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,949
You ready to squabble,
Mexicali?
1329
01:08:35,211 --> 01:08:36,656
Not in front of the ladies.
1330
01:08:36,913 --> 01:08:39,587
Oh, well, fine then.
Let's take it upstairs.
1331
01:08:41,317 --> 01:08:43,456
There's more real
estate down here, bitch.
1332
01:08:44,487 --> 01:08:47,730
Well, but I really need to tinkle
before I beat you to death.
1333
01:08:47,957 --> 01:08:50,335
- Wish me luck, babe.
- Luck.
1334
01:08:51,561 --> 01:08:53,666
After you, Tito Santana.
1335
01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:57,074
This is turning
into a snooze fest.
1336
01:08:57,300 --> 01:09:00,645
We have killed, like,
like, two people.
1337
01:09:00,903 --> 01:09:04,851
Why don't you just...
just try the fuckin' chili?
1338
01:09:19,489 --> 01:09:21,992
Whool
That's more like it.
1339
01:09:26,429 --> 01:09:27,669
Oh, man,
look at this big long table
1340
01:09:27,930 --> 01:09:29,841
right in the middle
of our thunder dome.
1341
01:09:30,099 --> 01:09:32,136
Yeah, it's for
quinceafieras and shit.
1342
01:09:34,337 --> 01:09:37,284
(breathing heavily)
1343
01:09:37,507 --> 01:09:40,954
You don't look so hot,
Lord of the Flies.
1344
01:09:42,845 --> 01:09:43,823
Yeah, it's bizarre.
1345
01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:46,459
I get this pressure
behind my ears, Yannick.
1346
01:09:46,683 --> 01:09:48,685
Followed by a swelling
of the lymph nodes
1347
01:09:48,951 --> 01:09:52,160
and a gradual closing
of the windpipe.
1348
01:09:53,189 --> 01:09:55,692
I do not follow you,
Old Scratch.
1349
01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:59,565
(breathing heavily)
Give me that list, man.
1350
01:10:03,399 --> 01:10:04,901
Give me the list!
1351
01:10:07,470 --> 01:10:11,008
- (Mimi): Hal
- (Kerry): Got it, got it, got it.
1352
01:10:11,240 --> 01:10:13,516
Ha! 0h. my God!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
1353
01:10:13,743 --> 01:10:16,087
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I knew you were full of shit!
1354
01:10:16,345 --> 01:10:20,487
Hal I pulled exactly the
same move last year!
1355
01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:24,028
The difference is I walked
the fucking walk! (laughs)
1356
01:10:24,253 --> 01:10:26,859
- What the fuck happened to your accent?
- I know. It's good, huh?
1357
01:10:27,090 --> 01:10:29,730
Stefan is a total fucking
sucker for a British chick.
1358
01:10:29,992 --> 01:10:32,529
So you're actually two
psychos for the price of one.
1359
01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:34,105
What a fucking bargain!
(cuckoo clock sounds)
1360
01:10:34,363 --> 01:10:35,501
I guess.
1361
01:10:38,334 --> 01:10:39,938
Oh, that's nice.
1362
01:10:41,270 --> 01:10:44,183
We doing this like men or like
pussies with axes and shit?
1363
01:10:45,441 --> 01:10:46,886
Yahl
(chuckles)
1364
01:10:47,110 --> 01:10:48,783
No. No. I'm sorry.
That was-- that was mean.
1365
01:10:49,045 --> 01:10:50,718
Here,
I'll leave this right there.
1366
01:10:54,450 --> 01:10:57,294
(Stef thinking)
"Sea salb" and "post-granates."
1367
01:10:57,553 --> 01:10:59,464
It's the Army
of Portugal cipher.
1368
01:10:59,722 --> 01:11:01,065
So simple.
1369
01:11:02,458 --> 01:11:04,438
Oh, fuck.
1370
01:11:04,694 --> 01:11:07,072
You snuck a dash of basil
in there, didn't you, Yannick?
1371
01:11:07,296 --> 01:11:11,904
I myself have dabbled in
the business of diabolique.
1372
01:11:12,135 --> 01:11:15,378
- Surely you jest.
- A culinary prodigy like myself.
1373
01:11:15,605 --> 01:11:19,747
How else do you explain me
working in this casket of shat?
1374
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:22,616
I have been asking you
that shit all night, Yannick!
1375
01:11:22,879 --> 01:11:24,222
You withholding asshole!
1376
01:11:24,447 --> 01:11:25,448
What the fuck is she doing?
1377
01:11:25,715 --> 01:11:27,558
I don't know, but you being
in front of me feels right.
1378
01:11:27,784 --> 01:11:30,924
Ooh! Ah.
1379
01:11:31,154 --> 01:11:33,998
Okay! I float like a butterfly,
sting like a--
1380
01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,767
I used to have my own
bistro in Laguna Beach.
1381
01:11:39,996 --> 01:11:44,741
Only one house rule.
Absolutely no substitutions.
1382
01:11:44,967 --> 01:11:47,345
Aah! Oh, yeah.
1383
01:11:47,603 --> 01:11:49,844
Nice on, cabron.
Landed flush.
1384
01:11:50,106 --> 01:11:51,141
Yeah, it did.
1385
01:11:51,407 --> 01:11:53,318
It was a Thursday.
1386
01:11:53,576 --> 01:11:55,180
I was of course
in the kitchen
1387
01:11:55,444 --> 01:11:57,856
preparing a
six-course fugu feast
1388
01:11:58,114 --> 01:12:01,425
featuring the
exotic puffer fish.
1389
01:12:01,651 --> 01:12:03,597
- That's the poisonous one.
- Oui.
1390
01:12:03,820 --> 01:12:07,427
This idiot insists
that the fugu skin
1391
01:12:07,657 --> 01:12:11,469
be drizzled with ponzu
sauce for added flavor.
1392
01:12:11,694 --> 01:12:13,605
Yannick, you're gonna
need to cap this story, bro.
1393
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:15,639
I gotta castrate you
before my face implodes.
1394
01:12:15,865 --> 01:12:17,435
All right.
1395
01:12:19,168 --> 01:12:20,977
Disco.
1396
01:12:22,038 --> 01:12:23,676
Bloodbath.
1397
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:26,776
Boogie.
1398
01:12:27,009 --> 01:12:31,287
Somehow, poison from
the liver of the puffer fish
1399
01:12:31,514 --> 01:12:34,290
made it into the zosui.
1400
01:12:34,517 --> 01:12:37,157
One bite later the son
of a bitch was dead.
1401
01:12:39,789 --> 01:12:40,859
Oops.
1402
01:12:41,123 --> 01:12:42,295
Well, butter my biscuit,
Yannick,
1403
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:45,233
because you broke
my one and only rule.
1404
01:12:46,996 --> 01:12:48,202
And you know what that means.
1405
01:12:48,464 --> 01:12:54,039
Fever!
1406
01:12:56,505 --> 01:13:00,146
- (all screaming)
- (music playing)
1407
01:13:02,511 --> 01:13:05,219
Come on!
Come on!
1408
01:13:07,917 --> 01:13:09,555
(grunting)
1409
01:13:13,222 --> 01:13:15,828
(screaming)
1410
01:13:16,058 --> 01:13:18,902
Fuck you, bitch!
1411
01:13:19,161 --> 01:13:20,105
Sorry, Kerry!
1412
01:13:20,363 --> 01:13:23,037
Getting on this bitch
was a bad fucking idea!
1413
01:13:23,266 --> 01:13:25,075
(grunting)
1414
01:13:27,937 --> 01:13:29,917
All right,
this is lame baggins.
1415
01:13:30,172 --> 01:13:33,016
How does that feel, Yannick?
Tell me how that feels.
1416
01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:35,586
- (choking)
- I'm sending you home, man.
1417
01:13:35,845 --> 01:13:38,189
You like it?
Do you like--
1418
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:42,419
(shouts)
Oh, shit!
1419
01:13:48,057 --> 01:13:50,094
When disc-goes to hell
1420
01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:53,033
That's where we're at,
where we're at
1421
01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,434
(shrieks)
1422
01:13:54,697 --> 01:13:56,938
- You're like a cockroach!
- I'm a cricket!
1423
01:14:00,303 --> 01:14:04,979
(screaming and crying)
1424
01:14:05,241 --> 01:14:07,744
(shouting)
1425
01:14:10,913 --> 01:14:15,089
Ow!
Why would you do that, man?
1426
01:14:18,287 --> 01:14:22,895
(laughing) Okay,
okay, okay, okay,
1427
01:14:23,125 --> 01:14:25,002
Way, Okay, okay,
okay, okay, okay!
1428
01:14:27,964 --> 01:14:31,571
Hey, why don't you pick on
someone your own size?
1429
01:14:31,801 --> 01:14:32,779
Huh.
1430
01:14:36,339 --> 01:14:37,909
(groaning)
1431
01:14:38,941 --> 01:14:40,477
Disco this
1432
01:14:40,743 --> 01:14:42,347
Disco that
1433
01:14:42,611 --> 01:14:44,352
Disc-goes to hell
1434
01:14:44,613 --> 01:14:47,093
That's where we're at,
where we're at
1435
01:14:47,316 --> 01:14:50,854
Shut your eyes,
Liberace! (grunts)
1436
01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:53,293
(grunting)
1437
01:14:55,191 --> 01:14:57,467
We clearly had a
falling-out, Yannick!
1438
01:14:58,794 --> 01:15:01,274
(screaming)
1439
01:15:12,675 --> 01:15:14,211
(growling)
1440
01:15:14,477 --> 01:15:16,388
(screams)
1441
01:15:16,645 --> 01:15:18,488
No, no, no, no!
Shit! Shit! Shit!
1442
01:15:18,714 --> 01:15:20,990
Fuck, Kerry, I'm sorry!
You were supposed to fucking hold her!
1443
01:15:21,217 --> 01:15:22,787
I'm sorry!
Get up! Get up!
1444
01:15:23,019 --> 01:15:25,966
(sighs) Well, you really blew
the shit out of that one.
1445
01:15:27,523 --> 01:15:29,799
Now, how shall we do this?
1446
01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,304
Is there a single scenario
where I don't die?
1447
01:15:33,529 --> 01:15:36,806
(laughs)
1448
01:15:37,033 --> 01:15:39,912
(panting)
Fine.
1449
01:15:42,171 --> 01:15:46,085
But no more blood, seriously.
1450
01:15:47,977 --> 01:15:49,183
I can respect that.
1451
01:15:49,412 --> 01:15:51,915
(grunting and groaning)
1452
01:15:56,085 --> 01:15:58,190
No holds barred, joto.
1453
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:01,534
(groans)
1454
01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:04,033
Please tell me you've
seen "Road House."
1455
01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:07,504
(giggling)
1456
01:16:10,099 --> 01:16:12,943
You think this is fuckin' funny,
you sick son of a bitch?
1457
01:16:13,202 --> 01:16:15,773
(giggles)
I do now.
1458
01:16:16,038 --> 01:16:18,780
(grinding and splattering)
1459
01:16:35,024 --> 01:16:38,938
0h , Ruck.
Whoa'.!
1460
01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:44,142
Well, that totally worked.
Yeesh.
1461
01:16:47,303 --> 01:16:50,216
(Stef and Yannick laughing)
1462
01:16:50,439 --> 01:16:52,043
Oh, fuck.
1463
01:16:52,274 --> 01:16:56,086
It's time for one of us to die.
You know this.
1464
01:16:56,312 --> 01:17:00,158
- Fuck yeah.
- But which one?
1465
01:17:00,416 --> 01:17:03,954
I nominate me...
and vote for me.
1466
01:17:04,220 --> 01:17:07,133
(laughing)
1467
01:17:07,389 --> 01:17:09,096
(growls)
1468
01:17:13,963 --> 01:17:17,274
(both roar)
1469
01:17:17,500 --> 01:17:20,913
Fuck! Ow!
1470
01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:26,685
(grunting)
1471
01:17:26,942 --> 01:17:29,149
(groans)
1472
01:17:36,986 --> 01:17:42,026
(music playing)
You don't call anymore
1473
01:17:42,291 --> 01:17:47,172
You don't knock on this door
1474
01:17:47,429 --> 01:17:51,002
Just picture you
1475
01:17:51,267 --> 01:17:56,216
Out there without me
1476
01:17:57,673 --> 01:18:00,677
Breaks my heart...
1477
01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:02,115
Oh, God, Cricket.
1478
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:07,793
Oh, God,
I'm so sorry.
1479
01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,189
Hey!
1480
01:18:09,451 --> 01:18:11,055
Oh, God, fuck.
1481
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:16,326
Update:
Miss Behavin' ran outta air.
1482
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:24,371
Cry baby
1483
01:18:24,633 --> 01:18:26,078
lam
1484
01:18:30,139 --> 01:18:33,848
cry baby...
1485
01:18:34,076 --> 01:18:37,182
(laughs) Oh, it's hard to
take you seriously
1486
01:18:37,413 --> 01:18:39,393
with that humongous camel toe.
1487
01:18:39,648 --> 01:18:42,754
You're not funny,
you asshole!
1488
01:18:43,018 --> 01:18:46,329
I have a long labial
It's genetic!
1489
01:18:52,394 --> 01:18:53,771
(roars)
1490
01:18:54,029 --> 01:18:56,009
(gasps)
1491
01:18:58,934 --> 01:19:00,880
This is what it
feels like to die.
1492
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:04,107
Now go to hell, and take
your giant pussy with you.
1493
01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:07,286
(gagging and groaning)
1494
01:19:18,354 --> 01:19:20,630
(gassing)
1495
01:19:31,467 --> 01:19:36,109
Ah. Ha.
This is for Cricket.
1496
01:19:41,243 --> 01:19:45,487
Yeah. I'm not sure if Mimi
recovers from that one. (laughs)
1497
01:19:47,316 --> 01:19:49,262
Yeah, she'd really
worn out her welcome.
1498
01:19:49,485 --> 01:19:53,160
Yeah.
Well, trust me.
1499
01:19:53,422 --> 01:19:59,065
You just saved Stef a fuck-load
in couples therapy. (laughs)
1500
01:19:59,295 --> 01:20:02,572
(sighs)
Aw.
1501
01:20:02,798 --> 01:20:05,904
I'm sorry about Cricket.
You okay?
1502
01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:08,479
Yeah.
Never better.
1503
01:20:08,737 --> 01:20:10,774
I'm assuming you
took care of Hector?
1504
01:20:11,006 --> 01:20:14,180
Uh, yeah.
Kid had chutzpah though.
1505
01:20:14,443 --> 01:20:20,257
And a hell of a ground attack.
Yep, that's my bone.
1506
01:20:21,817 --> 01:20:22,795
The kid got cocky though.
1507
01:20:23,018 --> 01:20:25,760
He tried to bust out
some old-school Swayze.
1508
01:20:25,988 --> 01:20:27,695
The kind of mistake he
could have learned from
1509
01:20:27,956 --> 01:20:31,199
if I hadn't turned his skull
into a kayak. (chuckles)
1510
01:20:31,460 --> 01:20:33,371
Come hold hands with me.
1511
01:20:33,629 --> 01:20:37,202
Uh, y-yeah. (sighs)
1512
01:20:37,466 --> 01:20:39,503
(groans)
1513
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:47,145
Whoa!
1514
01:20:49,778 --> 01:20:55,626
Kriss Kross will make you...
illmn. jump. jump-
1515
01:20:55,851 --> 01:20:57,660
Oh, bro!
1516
01:20:57,886 --> 01:21:01,163
It looks like you... you took
some lumps there too, huh?
1517
01:21:01,390 --> 01:21:03,370
You got a big ol' pumpkin head.
1518
01:21:06,061 --> 01:21:08,701
Oh, all right.
Brace yourself.
1519
01:21:12,334 --> 01:21:16,339
I got some tough news.
Mimi's dead.
1520
01:21:19,475 --> 01:21:20,852
I know, I know.
1521
01:21:21,076 --> 01:21:23,886
- "Babil."
- I know... Babil.
1522
01:21:24,146 --> 01:21:25,090
U Babi I _ u.
1523
01:21:25,347 --> 01:21:27,554
I know-- she's a sweet,
sweet Babil, but listen.
1524
01:21:27,816 --> 01:21:28,760
We're gonna miss her.
1525
01:21:29,017 --> 01:21:32,157
But I gotta tell you she didn't
deserve you, okay, man?
1526
01:21:32,388 --> 01:21:33,366
I'm not afraid to say it.
1527
01:21:33,589 --> 01:21:36,934
No, you... you have so much
more to offer than that.
1528
01:21:37,192 --> 01:21:40,264
"Babil"! "Babil"!
1529
01:21:40,529 --> 01:21:42,031
Sea salb. Panto beans?
1530
01:21:42,264 --> 01:21:43,607
I mean, we brought up
everything they had.
1531
01:21:43,866 --> 01:21:47,712
Hmm! The Army of
Porthugal cipher.
1532
01:21:49,438 --> 01:21:52,078
- The Army of Porthugal cipher!
1533
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:55,288
- She did this!
1534
01:21:55,544 --> 01:21:57,114
I can't understand
what he's saying.
1535
01:21:57,379 --> 01:21:59,017
Can you?
Can you understand?
1536
01:21:59,248 --> 01:22:01,524
I think what he's trying to
say is that I'm the only one
1537
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:03,855
who could have
delivered the basil.
1538
01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:06,858
(grunting)
1539
01:22:10,125 --> 01:22:15,302
No, Stef! Stef, no! Breathe!
Breathe! Breathe, Stef!
1540
01:22:15,564 --> 01:22:17,305
Aah!
1541
01:22:17,566 --> 01:22:18,772
You fuckin' bitch!
1542
01:22:19,034 --> 01:22:21,275
You lied to me!
I trusted you and you lied to me!
1543
01:22:21,537 --> 01:22:22,709
Yeah, guilty as charged.
1544
01:22:22,938 --> 01:22:24,713
I'm not really attracted
to dickless cannibals.
1545
01:22:24,940 --> 01:22:27,113
That's not true!
I have a dick!
1546
01:22:28,143 --> 01:22:30,749
I'm gonna fuckin'
kill you, I swear!
1547
01:22:30,979 --> 01:22:33,459
Wagging)
- Oh, no! No, no, no, no!
1548
01:22:33,715 --> 01:22:35,558
Oh, Stef! Stef, breathe!
1549
01:22:35,784 --> 01:22:37,491
Breathe!
I'm here, little brother!
1550
01:22:37,753 --> 01:22:41,428
You're okay! It's okay!
Just breathe!
1551
01:22:41,657 --> 01:22:44,831
Hey! Please! Please!
Please! Please!
1552
01:22:45,093 --> 01:22:46,629
I don't know what to do.
I'll do anything.
1553
01:22:46,895 --> 01:22:48,670
He needs an airway.
Tracheotomy time.
1554
01:22:50,799 --> 01:22:52,574
Well, you're... you know!
You're a paramedic!
1555
01:22:52,801 --> 01:22:54,610
You, it's your responsibility!
You have to help!
1556
01:22:54,837 --> 01:22:57,010
Yeah, I don't start 'til Monday.
1557
01:22:59,274 --> 01:23:03,620
It's okay. That's okay.
It's okay, Stef. No, no.
1558
01:23:03,846 --> 01:23:05,985
I'll be here with you,
little brother.
1559
01:23:06,248 --> 01:23:09,491
It's okay.
I'll...
1560
01:23:09,751 --> 01:23:11,321
(gassing)
1561
01:23:12,454 --> 01:23:15,264
It's okay.
I'm with you, bro.
1562
01:23:15,491 --> 01:23:17,869
I'm right here.
Don't be scared, okay?
1563
01:23:18,126 --> 01:23:20,936
I'll stay right here with you.
1564
01:23:21,163 --> 01:23:22,301
(coughing)
1565
01:23:22,531 --> 01:23:24,636
Okay. Come on, come on.
You've gotta help me, Bert.
1566
01:23:24,867 --> 01:23:26,312
- You're an oak, remember?
- Oh, yeah.
1567
01:23:26,535 --> 01:23:29,038
- I cannot carry you up the stairs.
- Well, I'm sorry!
1568
01:23:29,304 --> 01:23:30,942
I don't know why
I'm still alive either!
1569
01:23:31,173 --> 01:23:32,777
It doesn't add up!
1570
01:23:33,008 --> 01:23:36,012
(mouthing words)
1571
01:23:42,851 --> 01:23:47,391
( screams )
Fuck!
1572
01:23:55,030 --> 01:23:56,236
Well, that's not
gonna do anything.
1573
01:23:56,498 --> 01:23:58,808
Are you out of your fucking mind?
He's got an axe!
1574
01:23:59,034 --> 01:24:02,413
- Fuck! Just--
- Hurry! Hurry!
1575
01:24:02,671 --> 01:24:05,914
I got it. I got it.
Okay, okay, okay.
1576
01:24:06,174 --> 01:24:07,881
What is it?
Did you get a gun?
1577
01:24:08,143 --> 01:24:10,521
- Shut up.
- What is that?
1578
01:24:10,746 --> 01:24:11,884
Well, have you ever
used one of those before?
1579
01:24:12,147 --> 01:24:14,149
- Bert, seriously, shut up!
- Did you see a manual in there?
1580
01:24:14,383 --> 01:24:15,361
Oh, my God.
1581
01:24:15,584 --> 01:24:17,086
Listen, if that backfires,
it could be very dangerous!
1582
01:24:17,352 --> 01:24:19,389
Hurry up with that!
1583
01:24:21,823 --> 01:24:24,667
(music playing)
1584
01:24:26,228 --> 01:24:28,265
(screaming)
1585
01:24:41,043 --> 01:24:42,886
(screams)
1586
01:25:05,300 --> 01:25:08,144
(breathing heavily)
1587
01:25:11,540 --> 01:25:13,451
You killed my brother.
1588
01:25:13,709 --> 01:25:17,282
Yeah, she killed both brothers,
you dickweed. Ha-ha!
1589
01:25:17,546 --> 01:25:21,392
I'm gonna have to soak my
finger in vinegar for a week.
1590
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:23,722
Now burn in hell
and shame the devil,
1591
01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:27,161
you kraut-berry-gib-lookin'
motherfucker.
1592
01:25:28,991 --> 01:25:30,902
(clown nose honks)
1593
01:25:33,795 --> 01:25:34,773
That was awesome.
1594
01:25:34,997 --> 01:25:36,067
All right, come on, Bert.
Let's go.
1595
01:25:36,298 --> 01:25:39,279
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! (grunts)
I mean, he's dead!
1596
01:25:39,501 --> 01:25:40,571
Why are we hurrying now?
1597
01:25:40,802 --> 01:25:42,907
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
1598
01:25:43,138 --> 01:25:44,446
Come on.
(grunts)
1599
01:25:44,673 --> 01:25:46,516
You're all right.
Come on, buddy. You can do it.
1600
01:25:46,775 --> 01:25:48,152
- (grunts)
- Okay. All right.
1601
01:25:48,410 --> 01:25:50,651
Oh.
Oh, Jesus.
1602
01:25:50,912 --> 01:25:54,450
Oh, God.
That's just fuckin' ghastly.
1603
01:25:55,984 --> 01:25:57,622
This is the scene of the crime.
1604
01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,161
Oh, fuck.
1605
01:25:59,421 --> 01:26:00,923
This is where
Laundrette said no.
1606
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:03,329
It's all right, Bert.
There are other fishes in the sea.
1607
01:26:03,592 --> 01:26:05,629
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1608
01:26:05,861 --> 01:26:08,034
Well, like,
what are you up to, Kerry?
1609
01:26:08,296 --> 01:26:10,799
- Not me, Bert. Not me.
- Well, you said that really fast!
1610
01:26:11,033 --> 01:26:14,845
Come on, you son of a bitch!
Come on! Got it!
1611
01:26:17,673 --> 01:26:19,175
Look at you.
You're so athletic.
1612
01:26:19,441 --> 01:26:20,886
Right.
All right, Bert, come on.
1613
01:26:21,143 --> 01:26:22,816
It's you and me, pal.
Come on, Bert.
1614
01:26:23,045 --> 01:26:24,683
You can do it.
Come on.
1615
01:26:24,946 --> 01:26:27,290
- Ow! God.
- Come on.
1616
01:26:27,516 --> 01:26:28,995
- Okay.
- It's so small!
1617
01:26:29,217 --> 01:26:31,823
Oh, you're small too.
More like the bonsai than an oak
1618
01:26:32,054 --> 01:26:33,965
when you really get
down to it. Okay.
1619
01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:38,535
Oh! Oh, it's wonderful!
Oh, I'm flying!
1620
01:26:38,794 --> 01:26:41,070
You're not flying, Bert!
Stay focused!
1621
01:26:42,731 --> 01:26:45,712
Laundrette!
My beautiful Laundrette, you came!
1622
01:26:45,967 --> 01:26:46,968
Who are you talking to, Bert?
1623
01:26:47,202 --> 01:26:49,682
A woman hung me upside down
and hit me with a frying pan.
1624
01:26:49,905 --> 01:26:53,751
Get down here so
I can sit on your head bush!
1625
01:26:54,009 --> 01:26:57,183
- Baby?
- Fly to me, Bert!
1626
01:26:57,412 --> 01:26:59,824
(grunts)
Here I come, my love!
1627
01:27:00,048 --> 01:27:02,324
Brace yourself for
the landing, Bert!
1628
01:27:03,852 --> 01:27:07,026
Bert! Bert, are you okay...
1629
01:27:09,658 --> 01:27:12,161
(gasps)
Oh, God!
1630
01:27:12,394 --> 01:27:16,001
Oh, my God! Oh, fuck!
1631
01:27:16,231 --> 01:27:20,611
(sobbing) Oh, my God!
I can't...
1632
01:27:23,238 --> 01:27:27,414
Kerry?
These chairs are not cool!
1633
01:27:27,676 --> 01:27:30,179
Oh!
Jesus Christ.
1634
01:27:31,680 --> 01:27:33,023
Kerry!
1635
01:27:35,083 --> 01:27:39,429
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, fuck!
1636
01:27:39,688 --> 01:27:42,692
That's for Stef!
Oh, fuck!
1637
01:27:42,924 --> 01:27:44,631
(grunts)
1638
01:27:50,432 --> 01:27:52,878
- (grunts)
- Wait! I'm coming too!
1639
01:27:57,773 --> 01:27:59,810
Bert, I'm gonna take your Vespa.
1640
01:28:06,114 --> 01:28:10,119
Hal I beat you!
I won!
1641
01:28:14,055 --> 01:28:15,125
Wait! Wait!
Come back!
1642
01:28:15,390 --> 01:28:19,065
I have something really
cool to tell you! Seriously!
1643
01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:26,973
Ah! Ha-ha-ha!
We reap what we sow!
1644
01:28:29,504 --> 01:28:32,747
We got her, bro.
We got her.
1645
01:28:33,942 --> 01:28:35,922
Oh, dear God!
What have we done?
1646
01:28:36,144 --> 01:28:39,819
We're supposed to save lives,
not... not...
1647
01:28:41,583 --> 01:28:43,358
Holy shit.
1648
01:28:43,618 --> 01:28:44,961
Kerry Derzius?
1649
01:28:45,187 --> 01:28:47,497
Delroy, bring all the
stuff we need, man!
1650
01:28:47,756 --> 01:28:51,863
- I know this chick!
- Jesus! (sighs)
1651
01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:55,668
What, you...
you know my name?
1652
01:28:55,931 --> 01:28:59,845
You bet your ass I do. It's me.
It's me, Marty Clement.
1653
01:29:00,101 --> 01:29:02,513
Uh, we went through
training together.
1654
01:29:02,771 --> 01:29:04,307
Am I gonna die?
1655
01:29:04,539 --> 01:29:06,519
'Cause that would
be really ironic.
1656
01:29:06,775 --> 01:29:08,516
(exhales)
All right, listen.
1657
01:29:08,777 --> 01:29:10,120
I want you to sit
tight for me, okay?
1658
01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:12,621
You sit tight right here.
I'll be right back.
1659
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,987
And then I'm gonna be with
you for the rest of time.
1660
01:29:15,217 --> 01:29:16,457
Hey, man!
What are you waitin' for?
1661
01:29:16,685 --> 01:29:18,221
I have a real shot over there!
You're gonna blow it for me!
1662
01:29:18,486 --> 01:29:20,966
Marty! Marty!
It never go down, sir.
1663
01:29:21,189 --> 01:29:24,136
You no see me.
I smoke from 1:00 in the mornin'.
1664
01:29:24,359 --> 01:29:26,498
Man, are you... are you
telling me you're still high?
1665
01:29:26,728 --> 01:29:28,730
Look upon my eyes,
my brethren.
1666
01:29:28,997 --> 01:29:31,477
Sweet Christ.
Put those back on!
1667
01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,008
All right, listen.
Here's the deal.
1668
01:29:33,235 --> 01:29:34,509
I'll say I was driving, all right?
That's the plan.
1669
01:29:34,736 --> 01:29:37,216
- I was behind the wheel.
- Yo, sir. One.
1670
01:29:37,472 --> 01:29:38,815
- Uh, what?
- Me owe you one.
1671
01:29:39,040 --> 01:29:40,075
You're goddamn
right you do, man!
1672
01:29:40,342 --> 01:29:41,753
Just, um, help me
get her on the thing!
1673
01:29:42,010 --> 01:29:43,421
Yeah, man.
1674
01:29:45,580 --> 01:29:48,083
All right, Kerry.
I'm right here. I'm right here.
1675
01:29:48,350 --> 01:29:50,227
- Wait. No. He's gone.
- Shh. Shh.
1676
01:29:50,485 --> 01:29:51,555
- He's... No, he's still in the--
- Kerry. Shh.
1677
01:29:51,820 --> 01:29:53,493
You have to save your breath.
- No, no, he's g--
1678
01:29:53,722 --> 01:29:55,224
- No, focus on your breathing.
- He's alive. He's alive.
1679
01:29:55,490 --> 01:29:56,594
- You know this drill.
- He's not--
1680
01:29:56,858 --> 01:29:58,201
- You pick a focal point.
- Please.
1681
01:29:58,426 --> 01:29:59,404
- Look at my mouth.
- Don't--
1682
01:29:59,661 --> 01:30:01,436
At my mouth.
Fuckin' mouth!
1683
01:30:01,696 --> 01:30:05,166
We're gonna lift on three.
One, two... Oh!
1684
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,674
Fuck!
Son of a bitch!
1685
01:30:06,902 --> 01:30:08,176
(Kerry screams)
All right! We're moving!
1686
01:30:08,403 --> 01:30:09,848
- Sorry, man!
- We're moving!
1687
01:30:10,071 --> 01:30:12,551
Oh, my God!
Oh, God.
1688
01:30:12,774 --> 01:30:18,190
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
1689
01:30:19,948 --> 01:30:23,225
Sowing the seeds oi love...
1690
01:30:23,451 --> 01:30:26,091
(Anson): (sighs) I know,
I know, but you're my brother.
1691
01:30:26,354 --> 01:30:28,197
You have to say that.
1692
01:30:28,423 --> 01:30:29,925
(sighs)
1693
01:30:37,532 --> 01:30:39,808
Oh, this is absurd.
My palms are sweaty.
1694
01:30:40,068 --> 01:30:43,413
What, am I like 13?
(sighs)
1695
01:30:43,638 --> 01:30:45,982
Shoot me that
flyboy smile again.
1696
01:30:50,111 --> 01:30:55,390
(sighs) Thanks, bro.
I'd be so lost without you.
1697
01:30:56,785 --> 01:31:00,096
Okay, wish me luck.
1698
01:31:24,112 --> 01:31:26,251
Indubitably.
1699
01:31:26,481 --> 01:31:31,658
In-du-bi-tab... lndu...
1700
01:31:36,091 --> 01:31:38,332
Would you like a bag for that?
1701
01:31:39,694 --> 01:31:43,141
I think we both know the
answer to that question...
1702
01:31:44,332 --> 01:31:46,369
Bethany Lynne Goolsby.
1703
01:31:51,172 --> 01:31:55,143
Ansonl
You came back!
1704
01:31:55,377 --> 01:31:58,358
But what happened to your
face and arm and things?
1705
01:31:58,613 --> 01:32:02,220
I have thought long
and hard about this.
1706
01:32:03,718 --> 01:32:08,531
And I feel that it is a story
best suited... for another time.
1707
01:32:10,158 --> 01:32:13,071
I can and will tell you
that I now have to poop
1708
01:32:13,328 --> 01:32:18,004
into a colostomy bag...
possibly forever.
1709
01:32:19,300 --> 01:32:21,337
I hope this is
not a deal breaker.
1710
01:32:21,569 --> 01:32:24,550
Don't be ridiculous.
1711
01:32:26,975 --> 01:32:28,750
This is for you.
1712
01:32:33,982 --> 01:32:35,154
I love it!
1713
01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:38,364
Well, the ball is officially
in your court now,
1714
01:32:38,586 --> 01:32:40,725
Bethany Lynne Goolsby.
1715
01:32:41,756 --> 01:32:45,067
Is it gonna be one spoon,
or two?
1716
01:32:45,326 --> 01:32:48,034
(music playing)
1717
01:32:54,836 --> 01:32:56,747
(music playing)
Fa, fab, Iah-Iah-Iah,
1718
01:32:57,005 --> 01:33:00,680
- Lah-Iah-Iah, Iah-Iah-Iah
' (QiQQWS)
1719
01:33:04,779 --> 01:33:06,588
Fa, fab, Iah-Iah-lah,
1720
01:33:06,848 --> 01:33:09,192
Lah-Iah-Iah,
lah-lah-lah
1721
01:33:09,417 --> 01:33:11,624
- Lah-Iah-Iah, Iah-Iah-Iah
- (camera shutter clicking)
1722
01:33:11,886 --> 01:33:13,957
Lah-Iah-Iah,
lah-lah-lah
1723
01:33:24,265 --> 01:33:29,908
Deck the halls
with boughs of holly
1724
01:33:34,042 --> 01:33:39,424
'T is the season to be jolly
1725
01:33:44,052 --> 01:33:49,559
Don we now our gay apparel
1726
01:33:53,628 --> 01:33:59,601
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol
1727
01:34:08,409 --> 01:34:14,325
Sing we joyous,
a}! together
1728
01:34:17,919 --> 01:34:22,800
Heedless of the wind
and weather
1729
01:34:23,024 --> 01:34:27,473
Fah-Iah-lah,
tah-lah-lah-lah
1730
01:34:36,304 --> 01:34:39,979
Fah-lah-Iah-iah-iah
1731
01:34:47,448 --> 01:34:50,793
Fab, Iah-Iah-Iah,
Iah-Iah-lah
1732
01:34:51,019 --> 01:34:53,363
Lah-Iah-Iah,
lah-lah-lah
1733
01:34:53,621 --> 01:34:55,794
Lah-Iah-Iah,
lah-lah-lah
1734
01:34:56,024 --> 01:34:59,164
Lah-Iah-Iah,
Iah-Iah-Iah...
1735
01:35:02,697 --> 01:35:05,974
(music playing)
1736
01:35:25,153 --> 01:35:28,225
Try to bite my tongue
1737
01:35:28,489 --> 01:35:31,197
Try to hold my breath
1738
01:35:31,426 --> 01:35:36,068
Try to keep everything
to myself
1739
01:35:37,832 --> 01:35:40,904
Wei}, you shot
a big poison arrow
1740
01:35:41,169 --> 01:35:43,911
And it scares me to death
1741
01:35:44,172 --> 01:35:49,087
But I can't think
of nobody else
1742
01:35:51,679 --> 01:35:55,718
I've been dying to tell you
1743
01:35:56,751 --> 01:36:00,528
How you turn my head around
1744
01:36:06,861 --> 01:36:09,603
Breathless
1745
01:36:09,864 --> 01:36:12,777
Fighting for air
1746
01:36:13,034 --> 01:36:18,143
Faking to my knees
1747
01:36:19,207 --> 01:36:21,881
But I can't speak
1748
01:36:22,110 --> 01:36:27,423
Baby, you're leaving me
1749
01:36:30,785 --> 01:36:33,425
Breathless
1750
01:36:38,226 --> 01:36:40,968
If music is
1751
01:36:41,229 --> 01:36:43,607
The food of love
1752
01:36:43,831 --> 01:36:46,141
We'll play on and on
1753
01:36:46,401 --> 01:36:49,075
And on and on and on
1754
01:36:49,304 --> 01:36:50,749
And on
1755
01:36:50,972 --> 01:36:53,782
Some people say
1756
01:36:54,008 --> 01:36:56,921
That love's a feast
1757
01:36:57,145 --> 01:37:02,117
You on§y know it's good
when it's gone
1758
01:37:02,350 --> 01:37:03,988
Yeah
1759
01:37:04,252 --> 01:37:08,667
I've been dying to tell you
1760
01:37:08,923 --> 01:37:13,269
How you take
my breath away
1761
01:37:19,334 --> 01:37:21,974
Breathless
1762
01:37:22,203 --> 01:37:25,446
Fighting for air
1763
01:37:25,673 --> 01:37:30,816
Faking to my knees
1764
01:37:31,846 --> 01:37:34,622
And I can'! speak
1765
01:37:34,849 --> 01:37:40,800
Baby, you're leaving me
1766
01:37:44,492 --> 01:37:47,063
Breathless
1767
01:37:47,328 --> 01:37:50,707
Fighting for air
1768
01:37:50,965 --> 01:37:56,472
Faking to my knees
1769
01:37:56,704 --> 01:38:00,083
Oh, I can't speak
1770
01:38:00,341 --> 01:38:06,314
Baby, you're leaving me
1771
01:38:10,318 --> 01:38:13,231
Breathless.