1 00:00:06,006 --> 00:00:08,509 (typewriter clicking rhythmically) 2 00:00:08,551 --> 00:00:10,136 (typewriter bell dings) 3 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,681 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:13,723 --> 00:00:16,809 ♪ With a crew you can do what you can't do alone ♪ 5 00:00:16,851 --> 00:00:18,436 ♪ With a friend, you might pretend ♪ 6 00:00:18,477 --> 00:00:22,690 ♪ To feel warm in the cold, and it's true ♪ 7 00:00:22,732 --> 00:00:25,693 ♪ That I'm gonna be there for you ♪ 8 00:00:27,570 --> 00:00:30,197 ♪ Yeah, it's true ♪ 9 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,534 ♪ I'll be right on the side of you ♪ 10 00:00:33,576 --> 00:00:35,953 (electricity sparking) 11 00:00:35,995 --> 00:00:38,372 ♪ 'Cause that's what friends do. ♪ 12 00:00:38,414 --> 00:00:40,166 (typewriter clicking rhythmically) 13 00:00:45,045 --> 00:00:47,047 (typewriters clicking) 14 00:01:01,729 --> 00:01:02,897 (typewriter bell dings) 15 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,106 ♪ Click, clack, moo ♪ 16 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:05,733 ♪ Clickety, clack, moo ♪ 17 00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:08,527 ♪ Click, clack, moo to you and you and ♪ 18 00:01:08,569 --> 00:01:10,863 ♪ You ♪ 19 00:01:10,905 --> 00:01:14,658 ♪ What-- click-- can-- clack-- this cow-- moo-- do ♪ 20 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,535 ♪ To make your jingly, jangly ♪ 21 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,370 ♪ I can't wait for Christmas dreams ♪ 22 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:19,872 ♪ To come true? ♪ 23 00:01:19,914 --> 00:01:21,081 Oh! 24 00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,583 (grunts) 25 00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,836 Ha. Sorry about that. 26 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:29,423 Anyway, back to work typing up your fabulous Christmas lists. 27 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:31,050 Well, hello, Chicken. 28 00:01:31,091 --> 00:01:33,636 What can Santa get you and your egg for Christmas? 29 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:35,846 His name is Chico. 30 00:01:35,888 --> 00:01:38,474 Happy Chico. 31 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,100 Happy Chico. Ha, love that. 32 00:01:40,142 --> 00:01:41,727 Why don't we start with you? 33 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:44,480 Dear Santa... 34 00:01:44,522 --> 00:01:48,442 I... would like... 35 00:01:48,484 --> 00:01:50,820 a robot butler who does everything I don't want to do 36 00:01:50,861 --> 00:01:52,446 but has a special computer chip 37 00:01:52,488 --> 00:01:53,739 which won't let him turn against me, 38 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:55,866 seeking robot-butler revenge! 39 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,160 -(typewriter bell dings) -Next. 40 00:01:58,202 --> 00:02:00,162 (laughing): Oh! 41 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:02,581 Merry Christmas, Goat. 42 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:03,791 Uh-oh. 43 00:02:03,833 --> 00:02:05,626 You're under the mistletoe. 44 00:02:05,668 --> 00:02:07,920 (giggles) Now you have to kiss me. 45 00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:09,964 (exhales) 46 00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:17,179 A red velvet robe, red velvet slippers, 47 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,056 red velvet jacket, you know, 48 00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:21,976 just say "red velvet everything." 49 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:23,936 Oh, and a hot tub. 50 00:02:23,978 --> 00:02:26,355 (chuckles) Mm-hmm. 51 00:02:26,397 --> 00:02:28,983 You must have been a very good duck this year 52 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:31,402 to ask for so many presents. 53 00:02:31,443 --> 00:02:33,821 Yeah, just ask my assistant. 54 00:02:33,863 --> 00:02:36,782 He's been adding up my naughties and nices this year. 55 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:40,828 And I got to tell you, things are looking good. 56 00:02:40,870 --> 00:02:42,037 Ain't that right, Rabbit? 57 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,789 Rabbit? 58 00:02:43,831 --> 00:02:46,667 I kind of need to get back to my Santa list here, buddy. 59 00:02:46,709 --> 00:02:48,711 Sir, you're... 60 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:52,423 you're not getting any presents this year. 61 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:53,632 Wait, what? 62 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,010 I just quintuple-checked your numbers, sir. 63 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:58,137 Uh, you have done some nice things this year, yes, 64 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:01,348 but you've also done some terrible, awful, 65 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:04,393 just unspeakable things. 66 00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:05,686 Who, me? 67 00:03:05,728 --> 00:03:07,146 Roll the video. 68 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:15,195 You pranked Farmer Brown 69 00:03:15,237 --> 00:03:17,698 by turning his Statue of Liberty corn maze 70 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:20,200 -into a Statue of Duck corn maze. -What? 71 00:03:20,242 --> 00:03:21,702 (Duck laughs) 72 00:03:21,744 --> 00:03:24,038 Aw, oh... I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 73 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,456 That was wrong. (chuckles) 74 00:03:25,497 --> 00:03:28,000 RABBIT: While Farmer Brown slept, 75 00:03:28,042 --> 00:03:30,294 you stacked 15 household objects on his chest 76 00:03:30,336 --> 00:03:33,172 -(Farmer Brown grunts) -with tragic results. 77 00:03:33,213 --> 00:03:36,175 Hey, I was going for the world record. 78 00:03:36,216 --> 00:03:39,178 RABBIT: And you led the animals on a protest strike 79 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:42,598 because Farmer Brown wouldn't buy you electric blankets. 80 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:45,434 ...no eggs. No electric blankets, no milk! 81 00:03:45,476 --> 00:03:48,479 Uh, no comment. 82 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:50,731 All right, I get it. 83 00:03:50,773 --> 00:03:53,859 All I'm getting for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal. 84 00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,444 I get it, okay? 85 00:03:55,486 --> 00:03:57,780 (groans) 86 00:03:57,821 --> 00:04:00,491 FARMER BROWN: Well, hello, Cow, 87 00:04:00,532 --> 00:04:02,201 Cow, Cow, 88 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:06,080 Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, 89 00:04:06,121 --> 00:04:07,706 Chicken, Chicken, 90 00:04:07,748 --> 00:04:10,960 Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, 91 00:04:11,001 --> 00:04:12,169 Goat, 92 00:04:12,211 --> 00:04:14,588 Mouse, Mouse, Mouse, 93 00:04:14,630 --> 00:04:16,215 Duck, Rabbit, 94 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,467 and, uh, well, Pig, of course. 95 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,594 You writing your letters to Santa, are you? 96 00:04:20,636 --> 00:04:23,639 (laughs): Oh, that's what I like to see. 97 00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:26,433 "Can we type up your Christmas list?" 98 00:04:26,475 --> 00:04:28,268 Oh, don't you worry about me. 99 00:04:28,310 --> 00:04:30,062 I got everything I need. 100 00:04:30,104 --> 00:04:32,690 Besides, Santa's gonna need extra room in his sled 101 00:04:32,731 --> 00:04:34,692 for all your goodies. 102 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,694 (crying) 103 00:04:36,735 --> 00:04:38,529 (blows nose) 104 00:04:38,570 --> 00:04:39,947 Oh, cheer up, Duck. 105 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,366 So you're a selfish, rotten fink. 106 00:04:42,408 --> 00:04:43,492 Big deal. 107 00:04:43,534 --> 00:04:45,077 (laughs) Mwah, mwah, mwah. 108 00:04:45,119 --> 00:04:48,205 Not everyone can be as wonderful as me. 109 00:04:48,247 --> 00:04:49,999 -(laughs) -SHEEP: Be... 110 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:54,169 ha... appy! 111 00:04:54,211 --> 00:04:55,838 (grunting) 112 00:04:55,879 --> 00:05:00,050 And know that we love you, sweet prince. 113 00:05:00,092 --> 00:05:03,095 If this doesn't cheer you up, nothing will. 114 00:05:03,137 --> 00:05:04,638 Ready, everybody? 115 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,141 One, two, three. 116 00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:10,019 Group snow angel! 117 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:12,021 (clucking, laughing) 118 00:05:12,062 --> 00:05:14,690 (whoops) 119 00:05:14,732 --> 00:05:16,692 (groans) 120 00:05:16,734 --> 00:05:17,901 Uh, sir? Are... 121 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:20,612 Sir, uh, are you okay? 122 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:22,614 (groans) 123 00:05:22,656 --> 00:05:26,827 I know you feel bad about not getting any presents, sir. 124 00:05:26,869 --> 00:05:30,414 Uh, the good news is, Christmas is about giving, not getting. 125 00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:31,623 R-Right, sir? 126 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,375 (moaning): No. 127 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,210 Hurry on in here, animals. 128 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,129 The show is about to start. 129 00:05:37,171 --> 00:05:38,589 Ooh, this is gonna be so excit... 130 00:05:38,630 --> 00:05:39,840 -No pushing! -Ow! Hey! That's my seat. 131 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,592 -Personal space. Hello? -Come on! Really? 132 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,928 -Ow! That's my hoof! -All right, all right. 133 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,430 Watch out for extremely breakable Chico. 134 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:48,182 (chuckles) All right, now. 135 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:50,100 Now, get ready. 136 00:05:50,142 --> 00:05:53,520 It's almost time for the first Christmas special of Christmas. 137 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,898 There we go-- oh. 138 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,067 What the...? Oh. 139 00:05:58,108 --> 00:06:00,069 Oh, crab apples. 140 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:01,737 Not again. 141 00:06:01,779 --> 00:06:03,530 -(snorting) -All right, now. 142 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,740 Oh... 143 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:07,951 Now, where does all that money go? 144 00:06:07,993 --> 00:06:10,079 It's like a bottomless pit down there. 145 00:06:10,120 --> 00:06:11,455 Ah, no matter. 146 00:06:11,497 --> 00:06:13,540 Hey, what's a little loose change 147 00:06:13,582 --> 00:06:15,501 when I got my best friends 148 00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:17,961 and our wonderful holiday tradition: 149 00:06:18,003 --> 00:06:22,382 seven Christmas specials in seven days? Ha. 150 00:06:22,424 --> 00:06:24,259 -(microwave beeping) -Popcorn's ready, too. 151 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:27,096 Oh, I'll be right back. 152 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:30,474 ♪ On the first Christmas special of Christmas ♪ 153 00:06:30,516 --> 00:06:32,434 ♪ My true love gave to me... ♪ 154 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,353 (clears throat) Uh, yeah. Uh, right. 155 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:37,481 Much as we love your singing, uh, the show's starting, Cow. 156 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:39,691 ♪ It's starting, it's starting ♪ 157 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,528 ♪ The very first Christmas special of Christmas! ♪ 158 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,030 ALL: Shh! 159 00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:47,199 ♪ They try to stop me out of jealousy ♪ 160 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:49,409 ♪ But can't you see, baby, can't you see ♪ 161 00:06:49,451 --> 00:06:51,662 ♪ It's the first Christmas special of the seven ♪ 162 00:06:51,703 --> 00:06:54,581 ♪ Christmas specials of Christmas! ♪ 163 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:55,999 ALL: Shh! 164 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,544 Okay. I'm afraid we're gonna have to ask you to leave, Cow. 165 00:06:58,585 --> 00:07:00,879 Terribly sorry. 166 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:04,424 ♪ Out in the snow, I can still watch the show ♪ 167 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:09,763 ♪ Feeling that whispery, twispery Christmas glow. ♪ 168 00:07:09,805 --> 00:07:11,765 (shudders) 169 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:14,393 Hi, I'm Appliance Al. 170 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,687 And those are my actual clothes in the dryer. 171 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,231 (chuckling): Oh. 172 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:21,400 I don't just feel toasty-woasty. 173 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,444 I feel toasty-woasty to the mosty. 174 00:07:24,486 --> 00:07:28,949 Oh, to be toasty-woasty to the mosty. 175 00:07:28,991 --> 00:07:30,659 And no static cling. 176 00:07:30,701 --> 00:07:34,163 Thanks to the amazing Tumbletron 300 dryer. 177 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:38,167 -Huh. -Farmer Brown really likes that dryer. 178 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:42,171 Oh, oh, I think Farmer Brown loves that dryer. 179 00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:44,173 Oh, my. 180 00:07:44,214 --> 00:07:46,925 Maybe there is something that Farmer Brown 181 00:07:46,967 --> 00:07:48,760 wants for Christmas after all. 182 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:50,804 You have to admit, 183 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:54,224 the dryer we have now is a hunk of junk. 184 00:07:54,266 --> 00:07:57,186 -(mice pretend to spit) -It is a disgrace. 185 00:07:57,227 --> 00:07:59,271 -(rumbling and squeaking) -PIG: Whew... that sounds like 186 00:07:59,313 --> 00:08:00,689 a homesick orangutan. 187 00:08:00,731 --> 00:08:02,900 COW 2: Ugh. That got its milk money stolen. 188 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:07,196 COW 3: And got body-slammed by a T. rex. 189 00:08:07,237 --> 00:08:09,489 GOAT: And then blew up. 190 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:12,618 COW 1: Which explains why Farmer Brown's clothes 191 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,536 have been a little damp as of late. 192 00:08:14,578 --> 00:08:16,705 DUCK: Oh, that explains why he keeps turning 193 00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:19,333 into a Farmer Brown-sicle. 194 00:08:19,374 --> 00:08:21,877 So, come on down. 195 00:08:21,919 --> 00:08:24,379 Order before Christmas, and I'll throw in a spin 196 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,716 on Al's Amazing Wheel of Home Accessories. 197 00:08:27,758 --> 00:08:30,344 Win a dishwasher, a new fridge. 198 00:08:30,385 --> 00:08:33,680 How about an electric waffle maker? 199 00:08:33,722 --> 00:08:35,599 Did he just say 200 00:08:35,641 --> 00:08:38,310 "electric waffle maker"? 201 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,230 ALL: ♪ Waffles. ♪ 202 00:08:41,271 --> 00:08:42,606 Yeah! 203 00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:45,275 And if you want to beat the holiday rush, 204 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:48,946 -just text your order directly to me. -(phone chimes) 205 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,865 Hey, it's a text from Santa. 206 00:08:51,907 --> 00:08:55,994 Ho, ho, ho! Send me all the dryers you got, Al. 207 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,247 All anybody wants for Christmas this year 208 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:00,707 is a Tumbletron 300 dryer. 209 00:09:00,749 --> 00:09:04,002 (chuckles) Me, too. 210 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:07,756 Let's get Farmer Brown that dryer for Christmas. 211 00:09:07,798 --> 00:09:09,758 And how are we gonna do that? 212 00:09:09,800 --> 00:09:11,218 ♪ With the transplendent ♪ 213 00:09:11,260 --> 00:09:12,552 ♪ Transplendency ♪ 214 00:09:12,594 --> 00:09:13,929 ♪ Of the Christmas spirit. ♪ 215 00:09:13,971 --> 00:09:16,473 (bell dings) 216 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:18,058 Rabbit, hey. 217 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:20,519 If I help pull off this Christmas miracle, 218 00:09:20,560 --> 00:09:24,273 would I get back on Santa's nice list? 219 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:25,983 Almost certainly, sir. 220 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:27,943 Cow's right, everybody. 221 00:09:27,985 --> 00:09:30,946 ♪ With the transplendent transplendency ♪ 222 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:33,282 ♪ Of the Christmas spirit... ♪ 223 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,783 There's nothing we can't do. 224 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:36,451 What do you say, gang? 225 00:09:36,493 --> 00:09:38,912 I say, don't leave me 226 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:41,123 hanging here, Duck. Give me some. 227 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,541 Quack, quack, boom. 228 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,335 If we can pull it off... 229 00:09:45,377 --> 00:09:47,587 -It'll be... -The toastiest... 230 00:09:47,629 --> 00:09:49,965 -Woastiest... -Mostiest... 231 00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:52,301 Al's Amazing Wheel of Home Accessories-iest... 232 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,720 Waffle-winningest Christmas ever! 233 00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:58,557 Ooh, and I'll be back on the nice list, baby. 234 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:00,976 Keep looking, everybody. 235 00:10:01,018 --> 00:10:03,854 There's got to be a ton of money buried in there. 236 00:10:03,895 --> 00:10:06,440 I found a sandwich. 237 00:10:06,481 --> 00:10:08,275 I found a retainer. 238 00:10:08,317 --> 00:10:11,069 I found a lollipop with a hair stuck to it. 239 00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,362 Ew. 240 00:10:12,404 --> 00:10:13,780 All righty, Pig. 241 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:15,157 Show me how this thing works. 242 00:10:15,198 --> 00:10:16,533 Right. 243 00:10:16,575 --> 00:10:18,577 So we're here, and we have to get 244 00:10:18,618 --> 00:10:21,747 all the way up to $430, 245 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,707 which is what the dryer costs. 246 00:10:23,749 --> 00:10:27,627 That's way up here. 247 00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:29,046 Hold on. Wait a second. 248 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:31,048 How come we're starting at below zero? 249 00:10:31,089 --> 00:10:33,467 Well, I had to lay out some serious moola 250 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,510 for the arts and crafts supplies. 251 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,262 Like I always say, 252 00:10:37,304 --> 00:10:39,598 you can never have enough... 253 00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:42,267 -glitter. -♪ ♪ 254 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,353 Glitter. (laughs) 255 00:10:44,394 --> 00:10:46,688 (gasps) Ooh, I got something. 256 00:10:46,730 --> 00:10:49,316 It's my old Dr. Cow action figure. 257 00:10:49,358 --> 00:10:52,944 I wonder if my old Moo-copter is in here, too. 258 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:54,988 (chomping) 259 00:10:57,783 --> 00:11:01,828 Ugh. Do you always have to be so... goaty? 260 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,538 I'm a goat. 261 00:11:03,580 --> 00:11:05,624 (sighs) We're getting nowhere. 262 00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:08,460 Somebody has got to go into the crevice. 263 00:11:08,502 --> 00:11:11,713 Farmer Brown said it's like a bottomless money pit in there. 264 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,632 My team is ready, Cow. 265 00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,175 Permission... 266 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:17,677 to go into the crevice. 267 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:19,262 Permission granted, Mouse. 268 00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:22,641 (all grunting) 269 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,684 Oi, mates, before you go, 270 00:11:24,726 --> 00:11:26,561 who wants a bro hug, huh? 271 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:28,730 Bring it in. Ah, feel the love. 272 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:31,108 We know you can do it. 273 00:11:31,149 --> 00:11:33,276 Oh... Right. Yeah. 274 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,195 Um, sorry about that. 275 00:11:35,237 --> 00:11:37,197 (chuckles) Sorry. Uh, put you there. 276 00:11:37,239 --> 00:11:39,074 I'm all covered in glitter glue. 277 00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:40,617 We don't need any heroes, Mouse. 278 00:11:40,659 --> 00:11:42,160 Anything goes wrong, 279 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,955 you tug the yarn two times and we pull you up. 280 00:11:44,996 --> 00:11:49,251 -Got it? -You worry too much, Cow. 281 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,546 See you on the other side, my amigos. 282 00:11:52,587 --> 00:11:54,381 (grunting) 283 00:11:54,423 --> 00:11:57,175 Ah, I don't know, guys. I don't like this. 284 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:58,927 They're in too deep. 285 00:11:58,969 --> 00:12:01,388 (gasps) Hurry. Pull 'em up, Cow. 286 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:04,099 Two tugs, Cow. That's what we said. 287 00:12:04,141 --> 00:12:06,017 Two tugs. 288 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,770 Oh, come on, you little monkeys. 289 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:11,606 (clock ticking) 290 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,859 (creaking) 291 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:16,445 -Two tugs. -Come on, lads, pull 'em up! 292 00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,946 (all gasping) 293 00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:20,407 (whirring) 294 00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:24,411 -Are you hurt? -What happened? 295 00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:25,954 Did you find anything? 296 00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,956 I'm ashamed to say... 297 00:12:27,998 --> 00:12:30,876 we failed you, my friends. 298 00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,669 Ha, ha! Just kidding. 299 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:34,004 (grunting) 300 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,714 -And this. -And this. 301 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,091 -Yay! -(cheering, whooping) 302 00:12:38,133 --> 00:12:39,509 Yeah! 303 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,553 We are on our way... 304 00:12:41,595 --> 00:12:44,306 cautiously optimistic Chico. 305 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:46,308 -Yes, we are. -(ding) 306 00:12:46,349 --> 00:12:49,269 -Yes... we are. -(ding) 307 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:51,730 Yeah, I got it the first time, sir. 308 00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:53,148 (wind whistling) 309 00:12:53,190 --> 00:12:55,609 We got hand-knit Christmas sweaters, people. 310 00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,986 Get 'em while they're ugly. Perfect for the holidays. 311 00:12:58,028 --> 00:13:00,989 They come in super ugly, super-duper ugly, 312 00:13:01,031 --> 00:13:03,408 and so ugly it hurts. 313 00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:05,035 Gracias. 314 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:07,537 ♪ I don't know but I've been told ♪ 315 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:10,999 ♪ That holiday cheese logs are always rolled. ♪ 316 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:12,709 Merci. 317 00:13:12,751 --> 00:13:14,669 Is everybody ready to have fun? 318 00:13:14,711 --> 00:13:16,713 To have adventure? 319 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:18,798 To pay in cold, hard cash? 320 00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:21,384 Then let's begin our world-famous 321 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,514 Holiday Barnyard Animal Super Safari... 322 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:28,767 Adventure Tour. 323 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,852 If we're very, very lucky-- 324 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,146 extremely lucky, some might say-- 325 00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:36,399 we just might spot some cows over here. 326 00:13:36,441 --> 00:13:40,779 I udder to think what might happen 327 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,906 if there was a milk misfire. 328 00:13:42,948 --> 00:13:45,116 -Oopsies. -DUCK: Uh-oh. 329 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,993 Incoming! Let's get out of here. 330 00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,954 (both laughing) 331 00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,872 You may have seen a flock of sheep before, 332 00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:52,749 but have you ever seen a clump of sheep? 333 00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,167 They're one of nature's 334 00:13:54,209 --> 00:13:57,462 most graceful, majestical animal clumps. 335 00:13:57,504 --> 00:13:59,798 (all groaning) 336 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:00,799 Ooh! 337 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,093 Ah, well, uh, 338 00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,970 if you like the sweaters, 339 00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:07,597 they're available in our souvenir shop. 340 00:14:07,639 --> 00:14:10,684 They make a great gift for Dad. 341 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,812 Another fun fact-- scientists have discovered 342 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:17,107 that birds are the direct descendants of dinosaurs. 343 00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:20,026 Is it true? You'll have to decide for yourself. 344 00:14:20,068 --> 00:14:21,486 (clucking and bellowing) 345 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:24,531 Oh, no! If you want to live, follow me, guys! 346 00:14:24,573 --> 00:14:26,408 (bellowing and screeching) 347 00:14:26,449 --> 00:14:28,827 (wind whistling) 348 00:14:29,995 --> 00:14:32,831 And that's... that's a goat. 349 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,375 I'm a goat. 350 00:14:35,417 --> 00:14:36,960 (door creaks open) 351 00:14:37,002 --> 00:14:38,545 All right, then. 352 00:14:38,587 --> 00:14:40,755 If you're a child, hold your parent's paw, 353 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:43,008 talon or hoof a little tighter. 354 00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:46,219 (whispering): Because if we're really, really lucky, 355 00:14:46,261 --> 00:14:50,265 we might get a glimpse of the most terrifying animal of all. 356 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,852 Look... if you dare. 357 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,895 (snoring) 358 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,940 -(groaning) -You may touch, but do not awaken the beast, 359 00:14:58,982 --> 00:15:03,069 -because that would be a very, very, very bad idea. -(snoring) 360 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,863 -(air horn blows) -Aah! 361 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:07,657 Ooh, what's going on here? What...? 362 00:15:07,699 --> 00:15:09,868 Duck? Ooh, I should've known! 363 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,786 What do you think you're doing? 364 00:15:11,828 --> 00:15:13,955 -(Duck hums "Rock-a-Bye Baby") -(mutters) 365 00:15:13,997 --> 00:15:16,791 -It's all a dream? -Sleep. 366 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,169 Well, I reckon that's a relief. 367 00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:21,171 -It's all a dream. -Sleep. 368 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:23,715 (snoring) 369 00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,216 (wind whistling) 370 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,344 Why is everybody so stressed out? 371 00:15:27,385 --> 00:15:28,845 We're only halfway there. 372 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,930 And Christmas is a week away? 373 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:32,641 (gasps) I've got an idea. 374 00:15:32,682 --> 00:15:34,059 I don't know, Cow. 375 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,644 Your ideas have a way of... 376 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,312 Kind of always... 377 00:15:37,354 --> 00:15:40,273 -Stinking? -Hey! 378 00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:43,526 Great idea, Cow! 379 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,196 Definitely not stinky. (laughs) 380 00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,365 Cow-ow-ow-ow-ow! 381 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:52,952 Oh, well, when in doubt, you got to go bouncy house. 382 00:15:52,994 --> 00:15:55,205 (laughs) Cannonballs! 383 00:15:55,246 --> 00:15:58,041 (upbeat music plays on TV) 384 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,878 (hooves rubbing together rhythmically) 385 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,130 -(hooves rubbing together) -(clears throat) 386 00:16:04,172 --> 00:16:05,757 ♪ Moo-moo-moo-moo-moo ♪ 387 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:07,926 ♪ On the sixth Christmas special of Christmas ♪ 388 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,929 ♪ My true love gave to me... ♪ 389 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,847 Cow, I love your voice. 390 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:15,141 That's very nice of you to say, Duck. 391 00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:17,644 Well, that's because I'm very nice. 392 00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:19,521 -Did you get that? -(ding) 393 00:16:19,562 --> 00:16:21,356 But the thing is, Cow, 394 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,942 if you're singing, we can't watch the show. 395 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,652 I'm sorry. I'll stop. 396 00:16:25,694 --> 00:16:27,362 I'm so, so sorry, everybody. 397 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,239 (upbeat music plays on TV) 398 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:30,949 -(clucking) -♪ Six chickens a-laying ♪ 399 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:34,327 ♪ Five non-nutritional snacks! ♪ 400 00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,372 ♪ Four kinds of mammals, three nameless cows ♪ 401 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,082 ♪ Two crazy dancing feet... ♪ Whoa! 402 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,834 Whoa! Whoops! 403 00:16:40,875 --> 00:16:44,379 I guess I'll go outside now. 404 00:16:44,421 --> 00:16:45,839 (wind whistling) 405 00:16:45,880 --> 00:16:47,549 ♪ And a spunky little cow ♪ 406 00:16:47,590 --> 00:16:50,427 ♪ That can still watch Appliance Al on the TV. ♪ 407 00:16:50,468 --> 00:16:51,886 (shudders) 408 00:16:51,928 --> 00:16:56,015 Ah! I don't just feel toasty-woasty. 409 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:59,436 I feel toasty-woasty to the mosty. 410 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,146 (gasping): Oh! 411 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:04,023 Tumbletron. 412 00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:07,068 Order before Christmas, and I'll throw in a spin 413 00:17:07,110 --> 00:17:11,364 on Al's Amazing Wheel of Home Accessories! 414 00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:12,824 (dramatic music plays on TV) 415 00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:17,162 Maybe you'll win an electric waffle maker! 416 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,956 ALL: ♪ Waffles! ♪ 417 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:21,583 Yeah! 418 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:24,085 And if you want to beat the holiday rush, 419 00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,421 just text your order directly to me. 420 00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,881 (phone chimes) 421 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:30,842 Hey, it's another text from Santa! 422 00:17:30,884 --> 00:17:34,012 Oh, keep those Tumbletrons coming, Al! 423 00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:36,514 Just like me, everybody's dreaming 424 00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:39,851 of a static-free Tumbletron Christmas. 425 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:42,395 Oop. Embarrassing. 426 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:46,024 So come on down and get your Tumbletron while supplies last. 427 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,109 They're going fast! 428 00:17:48,151 --> 00:17:50,320 Wait a second. They're going fast? 429 00:17:50,361 --> 00:17:52,280 SHEEP: While supplies last? 430 00:17:52,322 --> 00:17:54,115 Oh, no. We don't have the money yet. 431 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:57,452 We have got to do something before they're all gone. 432 00:17:57,494 --> 00:17:59,913 Right, increasingly-concerned- 433 00:17:59,954 --> 00:18:02,582 but-trying-not-to-show-it Chico? 434 00:18:02,624 --> 00:18:04,667 You're so brave. 435 00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,628 If we're going to get that dryer, 436 00:18:06,669 --> 00:18:09,172 we must be fearless, we must be cunning. 437 00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:14,093 And we must make the customers disappear. 438 00:18:14,135 --> 00:18:16,805 On my count, my compadres. 439 00:18:16,846 --> 00:18:18,306 One, two. 440 00:18:18,348 --> 00:18:20,642 Make me proud. 441 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,602 Stick with the plan, and keep it... 442 00:18:22,644 --> 00:18:24,020 (rolling "R"): frosty. 443 00:18:24,062 --> 00:18:26,105 (mice grunting) 444 00:18:26,147 --> 00:18:29,400 -(chickens roaring) -(woman yelling) 445 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:32,862 -Chickens! -(bellowing and clucking) 446 00:18:32,904 --> 00:18:36,115 Help! Runaway goat being ridden by a duck! 447 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:39,619 Oh! Ew! 448 00:18:39,661 --> 00:18:40,829 (whimpering) 449 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,874 What in the world is going on? 450 00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:46,918 (typewriter bell dings) 451 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,129 "Dear Appliance Al, could you please hold 452 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:53,633 "a Tumbletron 300 dryer for us 453 00:18:53,675 --> 00:18:56,177 until we can pay for it?" 454 00:18:58,221 --> 00:19:02,141 "Sincerely, Cow, Cow, Cow, 455 00:19:02,183 --> 00:19:05,353 "Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, 456 00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,146 Chicken, Chicken..." Okay, I get it. 457 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:08,940 None of you have names. Uh... 458 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,442 how much money do you have? 459 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,319 That's all you've got? 460 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,698 I don't want to be the bad guy here, but I-I run a business, 461 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:18,616 and I've already got enough problems competing 462 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:21,828 with Brigitte over there at that fancy Appliance Depot 463 00:19:21,870 --> 00:19:24,163 without having to hold a top-of-the-line dryer 464 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:26,332 for a bunch of livestock. 465 00:19:26,374 --> 00:19:28,126 (clears throat) No offense. 466 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,295 -(sheep bleating) -(woman whimpering) 467 00:19:30,336 --> 00:19:32,839 What is that... clump? 468 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,551 Oh, you want a prize? 469 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:40,471 Well, how about you leave right now, 470 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:43,725 and I won't call Animal Control? 471 00:19:43,766 --> 00:19:45,393 Out! 472 00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,478 (groaning) 473 00:19:52,483 --> 00:19:54,193 GOAT: That went well. 474 00:19:54,235 --> 00:19:56,863 Oh, come on. At least we tried. 475 00:19:56,905 --> 00:19:58,865 Oh, wow. That must be Brigitte. 476 00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,742 She doesn't look very happy. 477 00:20:00,783 --> 00:20:04,162 COW 1: Ah, looks like Appliance Al's got a lot more customers. 478 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,081 Hey, guys, what if we helped her out... 479 00:20:07,123 --> 00:20:09,125 and got paid for it? 480 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:12,879 (singsongy): Who's excited? 481 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,672 I sure am! 482 00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:20,345 We're almost ready for the Stupendous Flying Animal Santas! 483 00:20:20,386 --> 00:20:23,431 Stupendous Flying Animal Santas? 484 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,058 Yeah, they gave me this brochure. 485 00:20:25,099 --> 00:20:26,851 Okay, it says they know the secret 486 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,561 to attracting new customers. 487 00:20:28,603 --> 00:20:30,146 Oh, I sure hope so. 488 00:20:30,188 --> 00:20:33,024 (stammering): Is everybody ready? 489 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:37,195 Then bring on the stupendiosity! 490 00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:39,906 Oh, please, please, please, please, please, please! 491 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:49,165 Cow, buddy, hey, skydiving isn't that scary. 492 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,250 Remember what they said in the safety video? 493 00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:54,170 It's like dancing in the air! 494 00:20:54,212 --> 00:20:56,422 ♪ Dancing in the air, sweetheart. ♪ 495 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,925 Come on, Cow, dance with me. 496 00:20:58,967 --> 00:21:01,219 Uh, I need some help. 497 00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:03,888 Hip! Hop! Hoo-ha! Heechy, hoo-ha-ha! 498 00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:05,640 Whatever it is you guys say. 499 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,433 Okay, never mind. 500 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,060 -Pig... baby. -(whimpering) 501 00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:11,229 Who's ready to be a legend? Come on. Show of hooves! 502 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:13,231 (crying): No, no. 503 00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:15,024 Come on, Sheep Clump, talk to me. 504 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,776 Tell me what I want to hear. 505 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:19,737 -(whimpering) -We... -Want... -Our... -Mommies! 506 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,948 Come on. What is your deal, guys? 507 00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,783 If we make this jump, 508 00:21:23,825 --> 00:21:26,327 Brigitte's going to pay us enough money to buy the dryer. 509 00:21:26,369 --> 00:21:28,663 If we don't, we won't get squat. 510 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:32,166 Look, guys, I'm just as scared as you are, 511 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:35,044 but you know what's even scarier than this? 512 00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,672 Not getting that dryer for Farmer Brown. 513 00:21:37,714 --> 00:21:40,008 I know what you're all thinking. 514 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,010 "Farm animals don't fly." 515 00:21:42,051 --> 00:21:45,555 They fall at a rate of 32.2 feet per second per second, sir. 516 00:21:45,596 --> 00:21:47,265 Maybe they do, Rabbit! 517 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:48,891 Maybe they do. 518 00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,435 But guess what. 519 00:21:50,476 --> 00:21:52,145 You're not farm animals today. 520 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:55,690 You're farm animals wearing rented Santa suits. 521 00:21:55,732 --> 00:21:59,235 So ask yourself: what would Santa do? 522 00:21:59,277 --> 00:22:02,989 Would he cry like a baby or draw a scared face on an egg? 523 00:22:03,031 --> 00:22:05,700 No. He'd tighten his belt and say, 524 00:22:05,742 --> 00:22:07,869 "Santa Claus is coming to town!" 525 00:22:07,910 --> 00:22:09,829 -Yes. -Yeah. -Well, that's probably true. 526 00:22:09,871 --> 00:22:11,789 (overlapping chatter) 527 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:14,208 Cows, make me proud! 528 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:16,669 COWS: Santa Claus is coming to town! 529 00:22:16,711 --> 00:22:18,921 Chickens, I know you're not chicken. 530 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:21,007 CHICKENS: Santa Claus is coming to town! 531 00:22:21,049 --> 00:22:23,176 Hey, mice, you eat danger for breakfast! 532 00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:25,136 MICE: Santa Claus is coming to town! 533 00:22:25,178 --> 00:22:27,055 Is everybody ready? 534 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,431 ALL: Yeah! 535 00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:32,310 Then... ho, ho... 536 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:33,811 go! 537 00:22:33,853 --> 00:22:37,065 ALL: Go! 538 00:22:37,106 --> 00:22:39,484 All we got to do is hit that bull's-eye, 539 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,069 and we bring home the bacon. 540 00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:45,114 Just follow me down! I'll lead the way! 541 00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:49,243 Duck, look-- I'm dancing in the air! 542 00:22:49,285 --> 00:22:51,037 Ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh. (laughs) 543 00:22:51,079 --> 00:22:52,997 Yes, you are, Cow. 544 00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:55,208 Ready for action, my friends? 545 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:56,584 (mice grunting) 546 00:22:56,626 --> 00:22:57,835 Ho! 547 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,379 -Christmas tree! -(mouse grunts) 548 00:23:03,132 --> 00:23:04,592 (laughs) 549 00:23:04,634 --> 00:23:06,719 Take that, Appliance Al. 550 00:23:06,761 --> 00:23:08,387 Wow, we're gonna do it, Rabbit. 551 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,681 Looks like you're going to do it, too, sir. 552 00:23:10,723 --> 00:23:12,934 You mean, get back on the nice list? 553 00:23:12,975 --> 00:23:14,519 You're almost there. 554 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,271 Wow. 555 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:20,024 Feliz Navidad, red velvet Jet Ski. 556 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,611 And a merry Christmas to you, red velvet monster truck. 557 00:23:23,653 --> 00:23:27,115 And you-- you must be my red velvet robot butler, Alberto. 558 00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,783 Welcome! 559 00:23:28,825 --> 00:23:32,161 (robotically): We are drifting off course, sir. 560 00:23:32,203 --> 00:23:34,539 Oh, that's wonderful, Alberto. 561 00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,207 I would beg to differ... 562 00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:37,625 sir. 563 00:23:37,667 --> 00:23:39,377 Wha... what? Huh?! 564 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,003 Where's my hot tub? 565 00:23:41,045 --> 00:23:43,005 My monster truck? Alberto? 566 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:45,383 Duck, where's the bull's-eye? 567 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:48,094 And why are we drifting towards Appliance Al's? 568 00:23:48,136 --> 00:23:50,638 Hey, I think there's a deal going on next door! 569 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,348 Ooh, Appliance Al's. Let's go over there. 570 00:23:52,390 --> 00:23:53,975 -(overlapping chatter) -Come on, guys. 571 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:56,352 Ugh! Fine. No customers, no cash! 572 00:23:58,563 --> 00:24:00,439 Uh, thanks, animals! 573 00:24:00,481 --> 00:24:02,942 Couldn't have done it without you. (laughs) 574 00:24:04,735 --> 00:24:06,320 (groans) Bad news, sir. 575 00:24:06,362 --> 00:24:08,406 You're back on the naughty list again. 576 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:10,908 No bull's-eye, no bacon-- 577 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:13,202 and it's all my fault. 578 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:18,124 Oh, man, how could things get any worse? 579 00:24:18,166 --> 00:24:20,501 Somebody get me my hair dryer. 580 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:24,505 (sniffles, coughs) 581 00:24:24,547 --> 00:24:28,426 Oh, happy almost Christmas, everybody. 582 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,428 I'm sorry I can't join y'all 583 00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,847 for the last Christmas special of Christmas. 584 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,933 (coughs) But you-you know what'd be swell? 585 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,019 Y'all could watch it for me. 586 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:39,478 Would you do that? 587 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:41,230 -Yeah! -Mm-hmm! -Ooh! 588 00:24:41,272 --> 00:24:42,648 Well, better move along now. 589 00:24:42,690 --> 00:24:44,692 The show's almost over. 590 00:24:45,902 --> 00:24:48,779 The end? I can't believe it. 591 00:24:48,821 --> 00:24:51,073 The last Christmas special... 592 00:24:51,115 --> 00:24:53,451 is over. 593 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,328 ♪ On the day we missed ♪ 594 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,538 ♪ The seventh Christmas special of Christmas ♪ 595 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,665 ♪ My true love gave to me... ♪ 596 00:24:59,707 --> 00:25:01,000 Come on, really? 597 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,835 Cow, not now. 598 00:25:02,877 --> 00:25:05,546 This is not the right time, Cow. 599 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,548 This is exactly the right time! 600 00:25:07,590 --> 00:25:09,675 You guys never let me sing, but this time, 601 00:25:09,717 --> 00:25:12,553 I'm gonna sing, and you're gonna listen, because... 602 00:25:12,595 --> 00:25:14,096 ♪ ♪ 603 00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:15,723 ♪ On the day we missed ♪ 604 00:25:15,765 --> 00:25:17,850 ♪ The seventh Christmas special of Christmas ♪ 605 00:25:17,892 --> 00:25:20,519 ♪ My true love gave to me ♪ 606 00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:23,189 ♪ Five chicks a-sighing, three mice a-crying ♪ 607 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,399 ♪ Two cows staring at me, like I'm a disgrace ♪ 608 00:25:25,441 --> 00:25:26,442 ♪ To their species ♪ 609 00:25:26,484 --> 00:25:27,652 ♪ One frumpy clump ♪ 610 00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:30,321 ♪ One majorly bummed Chico ♪ 611 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:32,031 ♪ And a seventh Christmas special ♪ 612 00:25:32,073 --> 00:25:35,201 ♪ We made all by ourselves! ♪ 613 00:25:35,243 --> 00:25:38,120 Ah, the only thing we know how to make is a mess. 614 00:25:38,162 --> 00:25:39,413 I don't think so. 615 00:25:39,455 --> 00:25:41,624 Come on, gang! Follow me! 616 00:25:41,666 --> 00:25:43,751 ♪ We all know the special ♪ 617 00:25:43,793 --> 00:25:46,379 ♪ 'Bout that needy little tree ♪ 618 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,589 ♪ And the one where Santa's luck ♪ 619 00:25:48,631 --> 00:25:51,300 ♪ Was wearing thin, so thin ♪ 620 00:25:51,342 --> 00:25:53,636 ♪ And the special 'bout the monster ♪ 621 00:25:53,678 --> 00:25:57,056 ♪ Who turned as kind as can be ♪ 622 00:25:57,098 --> 00:26:00,559 ♪ But what about the one we're in? ♪ 623 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:03,312 COW 1: Well, we did have a safari tour. 624 00:26:03,354 --> 00:26:05,773 MOUSE: Rolled cheese across the floor. 625 00:26:05,815 --> 00:26:07,692 MICE: ♪ Leapt into the couch ♪ 626 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:10,027 ♪ To depths unknown ♪ 627 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,613 -COW 3: ♪ We had a bouncy house ♪ -Ooh! 628 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,157 PIG: ♪ We glitter-glued a mouse ♪ 629 00:26:15,199 --> 00:26:19,412 ♪ We're making a Christmas special all our own ♪ 630 00:26:19,453 --> 00:26:22,290 -COW 1: ♪ I made an angel in the snow ♪ -COW 3: ♪ Me, too ♪ 631 00:26:22,331 --> 00:26:25,001 GOAT: ♪ I ate a stinky shoe ♪ 632 00:26:25,042 --> 00:26:28,296 RABBIT: ♪ Along with every object he was shown ♪ 633 00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:30,339 Do you have to be so goaty? 634 00:26:30,381 --> 00:26:32,049 I'm a goat. 635 00:26:32,091 --> 00:26:34,760 MOUSE: ♪ We went plunging from a plane ♪ 636 00:26:34,802 --> 00:26:37,388 -♪ That ♪ -♪ Was ♪ -♪ So in ♪ -♪ Sane ♪ 637 00:26:37,430 --> 00:26:41,934 ♪ We're making a Christmas special all our own. ♪ 638 00:26:41,976 --> 00:26:44,520 Then we missed the bull's-eye and didn't get paid 639 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:48,232 and couldn't buy the dryer because I was a greedy grabber 640 00:26:48,274 --> 00:26:50,526 who was only thinking about dirty... 641 00:26:50,568 --> 00:26:52,320 rotten... me. 642 00:26:52,361 --> 00:26:53,612 (all gasp) 643 00:26:53,654 --> 00:26:56,073 You're the reason we blew it? 644 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,868 And why our special's so sad? 645 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:02,580 Why, Chico's emotionally scarred for life! 646 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:05,708 I'm sorry I made Christmastime so bad. 647 00:27:05,750 --> 00:27:07,418 (bluesy intro plays) 648 00:27:07,460 --> 00:27:09,503 Why are you going, sir? 649 00:27:09,545 --> 00:27:13,507 ♪ Because I'm a naughty duck ♪ 650 00:27:13,549 --> 00:27:16,969 ♪ Naughty as one duck could be ♪ 651 00:27:17,011 --> 00:27:19,138 ♪ He's so naughty ♪ 652 00:27:19,180 --> 00:27:21,182 ♪ So naughty, naughty ♪ 653 00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:24,310 ♪ I'm a naughty, not nice duck, now ♪ 654 00:27:24,352 --> 00:27:27,897 ♪ Nau-Nau-Nau-Nau-Naughty ♪ 655 00:27:27,938 --> 00:27:30,441 ♪ He's so naughty ♪ 656 00:27:30,483 --> 00:27:31,984 ♪ So naughty, naughty ♪ 657 00:27:32,026 --> 00:27:34,987 ♪ Don't even know how to be nice ♪ 658 00:27:35,029 --> 00:27:39,950 ♪ Unless it's to get more stuff for me. ♪ 659 00:27:39,992 --> 00:27:43,996 You'd all be better off without me. 660 00:27:45,706 --> 00:27:47,583 But-but, sir... 661 00:27:47,625 --> 00:27:52,088 ♪ According to this Christmas special manual I have here ♪ 662 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:55,633 ♪ By experts in the Christmas special biz ♪ 663 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:59,261 ♪ On page 403, sir ♪ 664 00:27:59,303 --> 00:28:01,889 ♪ Come see, sir, it's so clear ♪ 665 00:28:01,931 --> 00:28:06,268 ♪ The thing that makes a special special is... ♪ 666 00:28:06,310 --> 00:28:08,187 ♪ Forgiveness ♪ 667 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:11,565 -We forgive you. -Come on, you may not be the perfect duck, 668 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:13,401 but you're our duck. 669 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:16,153 You add a special energy to the group, sir. 670 00:28:16,195 --> 00:28:19,281 ♪ You think that I can play a part? ♪ 671 00:28:19,323 --> 00:28:22,368 ♪ If you open up your heart ♪ 672 00:28:22,410 --> 00:28:25,913 ♪ We'll bring our story to a close ♪ 673 00:28:25,955 --> 00:28:28,541 ♪ With jolly ho-ho-ho's ♪ 674 00:28:28,582 --> 00:28:31,877 ♪ The greatest happy ending ever shown ♪ 675 00:28:31,919 --> 00:28:35,589 ♪ I'll be transplendently transplendent from now on ♪ 676 00:28:35,631 --> 00:28:37,716 ♪ We're gonna get that Tumbletron ♪ 677 00:28:37,758 --> 00:28:39,718 ♪ In the Christmas special ♪ 678 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:42,263 ♪ Clickety-clack-clack, clickety-clack ♪ 679 00:28:42,304 --> 00:28:44,098 ♪ A special special ♪ 680 00:28:44,140 --> 00:28:46,475 ♪ Clickety-clack, right backety-ack ♪ 681 00:28:46,517 --> 00:28:48,144 ♪ A Christmas special ♪ 682 00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:49,478 ♪ All ♪ 683 00:28:49,520 --> 00:28:50,938 ♪ Our ♪ 684 00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:53,232 ♪ Own ♪ 685 00:28:53,274 --> 00:28:56,277 ♪ Maybe I'm not such a naughty duck after all ♪ 686 00:28:56,318 --> 00:28:57,778 ♪ Quack! ♪ 687 00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,405 (wind whistling softly) 688 00:28:59,447 --> 00:29:02,324 COW 3: Oh, we've got to get Farmer Brown that dryer. 689 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:04,160 We don't have the cash. 690 00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:05,703 Or the glitter. 691 00:29:05,744 --> 00:29:07,538 SANTA (on TV): Ho, ho, ho! 692 00:29:07,580 --> 00:29:09,540 Oh, but we do have Santa Claus. 693 00:29:09,582 --> 00:29:12,293 What if... what if we asked him for the dryer? 694 00:29:12,334 --> 00:29:14,503 Isn't it way too late for that? 695 00:29:14,545 --> 00:29:17,256 Maybe not. Remember the Appliance Al's commercial? 696 00:29:17,298 --> 00:29:19,425 The text Santa sent to him? 697 00:29:19,467 --> 00:29:22,428 If we could just get to Al's and use his phone... 698 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,889 We could text our new list to Santa! 699 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:26,932 -It could work! -Very efficient! 700 00:29:26,974 --> 00:29:29,226 -It's not the worst idea I've heard all day. -It's brilliant! 701 00:29:29,268 --> 00:29:31,979 Sir, if you pull this off, you're totally gonna be back 702 00:29:32,021 --> 00:29:33,397 -on the... -Stop, Rabbit. 703 00:29:33,439 --> 00:29:35,149 Nice list? Naughty list? 704 00:29:35,191 --> 00:29:36,567 I don't care anymore. 705 00:29:36,609 --> 00:29:38,360 I don't even want any presents. 706 00:29:38,402 --> 00:29:41,530 I just want to get this dryer for Farmer Brown. 707 00:29:41,572 --> 00:29:43,407 You know what? Duck's right. 708 00:29:43,449 --> 00:29:45,409 I don't want presents, either. 709 00:29:45,451 --> 00:29:46,702 Me, neither! 710 00:29:46,744 --> 00:29:49,079 No presents for us! Hip! Hap! Ho! 711 00:29:49,121 --> 00:29:52,917 Or us! Right, slightly-crushed- about-the-presents- 712 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,794 but-still-sort-of-filled- with-Christmas-spirit Chico? 713 00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,588 No taking, just giving. 714 00:29:57,630 --> 00:29:59,924 -The dryer! -For Farmer Brown! 715 00:29:59,965 --> 00:30:02,009 Yes! We can do it! 716 00:30:02,051 --> 00:30:04,136 Yeah! We're gonna get that Tumbletron! 717 00:30:04,178 --> 00:30:07,097 -Who needs presents? -Let's be nice just to be nice. 718 00:30:07,139 --> 00:30:09,725 Hey! Whoa! What are you doing with my nice list? 719 00:30:09,767 --> 00:30:12,728 -I-I thought you said... -Hey! I changed my mind! 720 00:30:12,770 --> 00:30:14,021 You know what? 721 00:30:14,063 --> 00:30:16,023 Let's go get that dryer. 722 00:30:16,065 --> 00:30:19,151 Oh, it looks pretty cold out there. 723 00:30:19,193 --> 00:30:22,196 ALL: Not if you travel like we do! 724 00:30:22,238 --> 00:30:24,782 -("Jingle Bells" playing) -Ah, I get it. 725 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,867 In a cozy-wozy clump. 726 00:30:26,909 --> 00:30:30,037 -CHICKEN: Oh, it is cozy. -(overlapping chatter) 727 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:36,460 (singing melody to "Deck the Halls") 728 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,379 Oh, great. 729 00:30:38,420 --> 00:30:40,422 Not you guys again. I'm closed. 730 00:30:40,464 --> 00:30:42,132 I'm going home. 731 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:44,343 -(typing) -Oh, perfect. More cow typing. 732 00:30:44,385 --> 00:30:47,137 -(typewriter bell dings) -Okay, give it here. 733 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,766 "Dear Appliance Al, could you please text this letter... 734 00:30:50,808 --> 00:30:52,601 (groans) to Santa?" 735 00:30:52,643 --> 00:30:55,396 Guys, I'm sorry, but it's Christmas Eve. 736 00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,898 My family's waiting for me. It's way too late. 737 00:30:58,941 --> 00:31:01,318 You guys are killing me. 738 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:03,779 "Dear Santa, all we want for Christmas 739 00:31:03,821 --> 00:31:05,864 "is a Tumbletron 300 dryer 740 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,908 "to g... (clears throat) 741 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,869 "to give to Farmer Brown. 742 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:12,496 "Sincerely, 743 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:14,540 "Cow, Cow, Cow, 744 00:31:14,582 --> 00:31:16,333 Sheep, Sh..." Oh. 745 00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,085 (chuckles): Okay. You got me. 746 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:20,087 Got me again. 747 00:31:20,129 --> 00:31:21,714 (sighs heavily) 748 00:31:21,755 --> 00:31:24,842 You came all this way in the snow for your friend, 749 00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:27,219 and you actually think I'm gonna text Santa Claus 750 00:31:27,261 --> 00:31:29,680 with this nutso idea? 751 00:31:32,224 --> 00:31:35,603 (sighs) Okay. It is Christmas. 752 00:31:37,271 --> 00:31:39,189 Ha-ha! We did it! 753 00:31:39,231 --> 00:31:42,484 (whooping, cheering, excited chatter) 754 00:31:42,526 --> 00:31:46,280 By the hair of our chinny-chin-chin, Mr. Goat. 755 00:31:46,322 --> 00:31:48,324 Oh! 756 00:31:48,365 --> 00:31:51,368 Oh, he's... very goaty, isn't he? 757 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,704 All right, can I go home now? 758 00:31:53,746 --> 00:31:56,123 (wind whistling softly) 759 00:31:59,960 --> 00:32:02,463 So, I guess you guys are all probably hoping 760 00:32:02,504 --> 00:32:05,591 I'm gonna give you a ride home? Right? 761 00:32:05,633 --> 00:32:07,760 -(whooping, shouting happily) -Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa! 762 00:32:07,801 --> 00:32:09,261 (sighs) 763 00:32:09,303 --> 00:32:11,722 Go ahead, Flopsy, give it a spin. 764 00:32:21,273 --> 00:32:24,943 ♪ Deck the halls with boughs of holly ♪ 765 00:32:24,985 --> 00:32:27,446 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la, la ♪ 766 00:32:27,488 --> 00:32:30,366 -♪ Moo! ♪ -♪ 'Tis the season ♪ 767 00:32:30,407 --> 00:32:31,825 ♪ To be jolly ♪ 768 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:33,452 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 769 00:32:33,494 --> 00:32:35,371 -♪ La-la, la ♪ -♪ Quack! ♪ 770 00:32:35,412 --> 00:32:38,749 ♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪ 771 00:32:38,791 --> 00:32:40,167 ♪ Fa-la-la, la-la-la ♪ 772 00:32:40,209 --> 00:32:41,168 ♪ La, la ♪ 773 00:32:41,210 --> 00:32:42,294 ♪ Oink! ♪ 774 00:32:42,336 --> 00:32:45,547 ♪ Troll the ancient Yuletide carol ♪ 775 00:32:45,589 --> 00:32:47,049 ♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪ 776 00:32:47,091 --> 00:32:50,594 ALL: ♪ La-la, la, la. ♪ 777 00:32:51,637 --> 00:32:53,514 Hey, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. 778 00:32:53,555 --> 00:32:55,557 I love you, too. That's fine. 779 00:32:55,599 --> 00:32:57,768 I got to go home now. Still got to wrap some presents. 780 00:32:57,810 --> 00:33:00,813 Uh, good luck with Santa and your farmer friend. 781 00:33:00,854 --> 00:33:03,649 And, oh, yeah, one last thing. 782 00:33:03,691 --> 00:33:05,359 Merry Christmas, 783 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,861 Cow, Cow, Cow, 784 00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:10,989 Chicken, Chicken, Chicken, 785 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:12,282 little Chico, Sheep, 786 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:14,702 Sheep, Sheep, Sheep, 787 00:33:14,743 --> 00:33:17,830 Mouse, Mouse, Mouse, 788 00:33:17,871 --> 00:33:20,499 Rabbit, Duck, and Pig. 789 00:33:20,541 --> 00:33:23,127 Have I missed anybody? Too bad. 790 00:33:23,168 --> 00:33:25,504 I got to get out of here. 791 00:33:25,546 --> 00:33:28,716 SANTA: Whoa-ho! Whoa-ho-ho! 792 00:33:28,757 --> 00:33:30,175 Pull up. Pull up! 793 00:33:30,217 --> 00:33:32,219 Pull... Mayday! 794 00:33:32,261 --> 00:33:33,512 Foam the runway! 795 00:33:33,554 --> 00:33:36,598 Fo-ho-hoam the runway! 796 00:33:37,599 --> 00:33:38,684 Ho-ho... 797 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:40,018 Whoa! 798 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:45,274 (gasps) Tumbletron? 799 00:33:46,275 --> 00:33:48,444 Great balls of holly! 800 00:33:48,485 --> 00:33:50,821 I almost didn't make it there. 801 00:33:50,863 --> 00:33:54,742 That is the last time I lug a dozen Tumbletron dryers. 802 00:33:54,783 --> 00:33:58,162 Seems like everybody wants one this year. 803 00:33:58,203 --> 00:34:01,498 That one there? Oh, that's yours, Farmer Brown. 804 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,876 Oh, there must be a mistake. 805 00:34:03,917 --> 00:34:06,211 I didn't ask for anything this year. 806 00:34:06,253 --> 00:34:07,463 I know. 807 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:09,381 But these guys did. 808 00:34:09,423 --> 00:34:10,924 ♪ ♪ 809 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:13,260 You did this for me? 810 00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,387 Oh, come here! 811 00:34:15,429 --> 00:34:17,639 -(happy squeals, chatter) -Cow, Cow, Cow... 812 00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:19,433 -(bleating) -Sheep, Sheep... 813 00:34:19,475 --> 00:34:21,351 Whoa! Easy! 814 00:34:21,393 --> 00:34:23,562 I love you guys! 815 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:25,814 I feel toasty-woasty 816 00:34:25,856 --> 00:34:27,816 to the mosty! 817 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:28,859 Duck... 818 00:34:28,901 --> 00:34:30,652 this is for you. 819 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:36,033 Sorry, Duck. You were so close to getting on the nice list. 820 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,368 Uh, maybe next year. 821 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,953 Aw. 822 00:34:39,995 --> 00:34:41,997 I tell you what-- why don't I take 823 00:34:42,039 --> 00:34:43,999 all your nices from this year 824 00:34:44,041 --> 00:34:46,210 and roll them over into next year? 825 00:34:46,251 --> 00:34:48,295 Give you a good head start. 826 00:34:48,337 --> 00:34:50,506 You're probably going to need it. 827 00:34:50,547 --> 00:34:53,133 ♪ ♪ 828 00:34:53,175 --> 00:34:56,845 ♪ With a crew you can do what you can't do alone ♪ 829 00:34:56,887 --> 00:35:00,432 ♪ With a friend you might tend to feel warm in the cold ♪ 830 00:35:00,474 --> 00:35:02,434 ♪ And it's true ♪ 831 00:35:02,476 --> 00:35:05,479 ♪ That I'm gonna be there for you ♪ 832 00:35:07,648 --> 00:35:09,566 ♪ Strong enough when it's rough ♪ 833 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,777 ♪ Keep this up, don't give up ♪ 834 00:35:11,819 --> 00:35:13,403 ♪ We can make it ♪ 835 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,030 ♪ We can make it ♪ 836 00:35:15,072 --> 00:35:17,282 -Ho-ho-ho! -♪ All together, we're better ♪ 837 00:35:17,324 --> 00:35:21,620 ♪ These mountains, together, we'll move ♪ 838 00:35:23,247 --> 00:35:24,873 ♪ Whoo! ♪ 839 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:31,380 ♪ ♪ 840 00:35:45,018 --> 00:35:46,937 (typewriter clicking rhythmically) 841 00:35:46,979 --> 00:35:48,897 (typewriter bell dings)