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<i>WJLM</i>

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Hotlanta. Home of the Hawks.
The Atlanta Stomp.

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And that fine-ass Michael Vick!

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<i>Michael. If you out there listenin'.</i>
<i>Come on over to WJLM</i>

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<i>and touch down</i>
<i>on a sister's backside, </i>

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<i>Your girl Helen's got an end zone</i>
<i>you wouldn't believe. Baby!</i>

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<i>Holler at your girl!</i>

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Call me anytime

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Call me if you need
someone to talk to

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Call me.
Satisfaction guaranteed

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- Darnelle. You see my blue sweater?
- Leave me alone.

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Darnelle. I know
you be dippin' in my closet

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and I'm not going anywhere until...

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- Leave me alone.
- You missed.

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Hey. Nana.

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Look at you!

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- Come on. Sit down. Baby.
- No. Thanks. I'm late.

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Nana. Have you seen
my blue sweater?

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I ain't seen it.

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- Go ask your mama.
- Mama!

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Stop screaming.
I'm back here.

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Satisfaction guaranteed

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You almost ready. Baby girl?
We gotta go.

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I can't find my blue sweater.

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That's because it's in the truck
where you left it.

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Where you
pretty much leave everything.

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Okay. I guess I'm ready.

28
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You ain't strollin' up in school
with that pimp hat on.

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Mom. It's not a pimp hat. It's fashion.
Alicia Keys has the same one.

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Well. Good for her.
Lose the hat.

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Why send me
to a performing arts school

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if you're not gonna allow me
to be creative or express myself?

33
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Sounds
like a contradiction to me.

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"Sounds
like a contradiction to me, "

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Lose the hat and the attitude.
I'll meet you in the car. Go ahead.

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- Vanessa!
- Yeah?

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Do you think these pants
make my butt look big?

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- Yeah. They do.
- Perfect.

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Call me if you need
someone to talk to

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I'm gonna get the hell out of here.
I'll mess with it at the shop.

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- I see my blue sweater.
- Yep.

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Hi!

43
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Told you.

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Go ahead. Get out.

45
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Wait.
Fly me some fingers.

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- All right. Have a good day. Love you.
- Love you. Too.

47
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Can't believe it.
She was right.

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<i>Hollering with Helen</i>
<i>in the morning</i>

49
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Hotlanta. How y'all is?

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<i>I hope y'all feeling somethin' like me, </i>

51
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<i>I reckon y'all checkin'</i>
<i>my good mood this mornin'.</i>

52
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<i>'Cause your girl Helen</i>
<i>is doin' quite well. Thank you very much, </i>

53
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<i>See. One of my many mens-es</i>
<i>came through last night</i>

54
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<i>and got crunk with my trunk, </i>
<i>If you know what I'm sayin'.</i>

55
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<i>Yeah. He got a sister smilin'</i>

56
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<i>like she just got</i>
<i>a thousand-dollar credit increase</i>

57
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<i>on her gas card</i>
<i>and ready to get pumped!</i>

58
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<i>Y'all know I ain't lyin' to you, </i>
<i>Just keepin' it real. For real. For real, </i>

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<i>Holler at your girl Helen, </i>
<i>I'll holler, </i>

60
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Don't even worry about it.
I'll get the hair.

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You just come on in and we...
Yeah. We'll see you at 10:00.

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All right. Bye-bye.

63
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No. No. I can't go.
I have my consultation later.

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Finally getting those implants.

65
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Dr. Kopelin says it'll take
like a week or so to recover.

66
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Dr. Kopelin says it'll take
like a week or so to recover.

67
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But I'll be so doped up
on Vicodin. Who cares?

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Okay. I'll talk to you later.

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Joanne, Joanne. Girl.
I'm telling you. Don't do it.

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Or you know what? You'll be going
hot and heavy with your boyfriend.

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He squeeze too hard.
That thing fly right out your mouth.

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Besides. You don't need that. Girl.
Do you know why?

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- Why?
- Because you are beautiful.

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- Oh. My God, Gina! It's amazing.
- Well. You know.

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You just have to give me a bottle
of that special conditioner you make.

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Hey. You gotta keep that on the low.

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Because Jorge only likes us
using Jorge products.

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Oh. Forget about Jorge.

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I swear. You're the best thing
that ever happened to him.

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Is she now? I thought the best thing
to ever happen to Jorge's was Jorge.

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My God, Joanne. You look fantastic.
You look incredible.

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So. When you getting the implants?

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Soon.

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Jorge. You have a gem
on your hands.

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- Gina is a miracle worker.
- Yeah. She's a... worker.

86
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Sweetie. I gotta run.

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I got some crow's feet screaming
for some Botox. So next week?

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I'll be here.

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Great to see you. Baby.

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So, Gina. Nice work.

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Thanks. Just doing what I do.

92
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Well. About that. Just remember
that in doing what you do.

93
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You're actually doing what I do.
What Jorge does.

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The person whose name
is on the moniker, <i>ja?</i>

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"My nigga"? What?

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"Moniker, "
As in the name on the building.

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So. That being said.
You just have a marvelous day, <i>ja?</i>

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You need to learn
how to pronounce that correctly.

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Jorge's time of the month again?

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Let's go get some lunch.

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I could use some air. Anyway.

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You got a dictionary?
I gotta look up this word: "ma-nigga, "

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- "Moniker"?
- "Ma-nigga, "

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- "Ma-nigger"?
- That's what I thought he said.

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- You said, "My nigga"?
- "My nigger"?

106
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- Don't you ever say that again.
- What?

107
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You know. You whites.
You can't really say that word.

108
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But that's what I thought Jorge said!

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The guy can do some hair.
Well. He can work a flip.

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- But he's a idiot to work for.
- At least you got a chair.

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- I'm stuck in shampoo hell.
- Girl. You'll get out.

112
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Oh. Dear God. Let it be soon!

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I've been dying
to show you something.

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Pictures from a hair show
I worked last weekend.

115
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Those are my models.

116
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What?

117
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You did this?

118
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Girl. This is good.
Jorge is trippin' not giving you a chair.

119
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Well. If it means anything to you.
You always got a chair in my shop.

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- Why. Thank you.
- Well. When I get a shop.

121
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What do you want a shop for?
Too much of a headache.

122
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I always wanted my own shop.
Shoot. Sell my own products.

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Vanessa getting accepted
into that expensive-ass music school

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just moved it
from Chicago to here.

125
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- But it'll happen.
- Yes. It will.

126
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Until then. I'm just gonna kick back.
Stack my chips at Jorge's...

127
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And try not to kill him.

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- She can play. Can't she?
- Yeah. Just like her daddy.

129
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Rest his soul.

130
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She don't have the same passion
for it since he died. Though.

131
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But still. All I got to do
is hear her play

132
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to know why I put up
with Jorge's nonsense.

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I want my daughter
to have the best. You know?

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Hell. At this point.
All I want from my daughter

135
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is some common sense
and some clothes that fit.

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Gina. The girl put on a pair of pants

137
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that came down
to the top of her burning bush.

138
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Sometimes that girl
make me mad enough to chew bricks.

139
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Don't mess
your dental work up over it.

140
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- I don't know.
- She gonna be all right.

141
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You look absolutely fantastic.

142
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We going to make another appointment.
Touch up the roots, <i>ja?</i>

143
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- <i>Ja, </i> Thank you. Jorge.
- Great to see you.

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Don't be afraid to hop on top.

145
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Listen. A man like a lady in the streets
and a freak in the bedroom.

146
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You know. You got.
What. Seven kids? I'm telling you...

147
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Terri is here.
I must go to Pilates.

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Please make sure
that she's taken care of, <i>ja?</i>

149
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Okay. Soon as I square away
Mrs. Dexter.

150
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Pronto, Gina.

151
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Fine. Jorge. Right away.

152
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You might want to find a frame
for your memories.

153
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Preferably not one from K-Mart.

154
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Jorge's was not named
Best Designed Salon in Atlanta

155
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for having Scottish tape
on some mirrors. Right? <i>Ja?</i>

156
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Okay. I go now.

157
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Hey, Terri. How you doin'?
Come on. Get comfortable.

158
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I'm having this major party
for Steven and a few of his clients.

159
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And I just have to look remarkable.
I just have to.

160
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So I was hoping that. You know.

161
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You would do a little
of your magic on me.

162
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I think I can conjure up
somethin' for you.

163
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You know what?
Lynn. I got this.

164
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Why don't you go finish
setting Mrs. Dexter for me?

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I don't know. I was just supposed
to shampoo till an available chair opens.

166
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Well. Do you see me at my chair?

167
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No.

168
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Then it's open.
Go ahead. Girl. Do your thing.

169
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Come on back.

170
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- So tell me about this dinner party.
- Big. Big party.

171
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But. Don't worry.
I've got everything under control.

172
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I have caterers.
The kids all have play dates...

173
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- Well. That's good to hear.
- Life is good.

174
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You know.
Life is just really. Really good.

175
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You havin' problems with Steven again?

176
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Yeah. I am.

177
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He just looks at me
like he hates me.

178
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- He does.
- Come on. Now.

179
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He doesn't hate you.
Don't even worry about it.

180
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I got my special conditioner
to take care of that. So...

181
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You know. I just don't know what to do.
I try to please him.

182
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I do everything.
I've bought sex toys.

183
00:10:33,833 --> 00:10:35,061
Did you get any
of them Chinese balls?

184
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- Do you think that'll work?
- Oh. Man.

185
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That's the move right there.

186
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I mean. I hear
they make men go crazy.

187
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You just sneak 'em up in there
and then go...

188
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I don't know about that!

189
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...out.
- Shampooer.

190
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I guess.

191
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So don't forget you gotta drink
a lot of water. Take those vitamins.

192
00:11:01,494 --> 00:11:02,654
And come on back next week.

193
00:11:02,762 --> 00:11:04,195
Let me give you
another treatment. Okay?

194
00:11:04,296 --> 00:11:06,423
Thank you, Gina.
Your cream has just saved my hair.

195
00:11:06,532 --> 00:11:07,499
- Oh, Terri. Come on.
- Thank you.

196
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Take care now. Have fun!

197
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- You're so sweet!
- Don't stress!

198
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Hello. Shampooing girl.
Have you gone cuckoo clock in the head?

199
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I don't remember saying
you could leave the shampooing area.

200
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You are the shampooing girl.
You should be shampooing. No?

201
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:23,340
Lynn! Girl. You got
some skills on you!

202
00:11:23,449 --> 00:11:24,939
Look at this. This is great!

203
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,557
- I hope I didn't get her in trouble.
- I hope not.

204
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So. This is not the way
we do things here at Jorge's, <i>ja?</i>

205
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Look. I know
it wasn't proper protocol.

206
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But you were gone.
And I was busy and Lynn...

207
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Look, Lynn has her license.
So I just told her to take a shot.

208
00:11:45,337 --> 00:11:48,238
So you told her to take a shot.

209
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Yeah.
And she dunked it.

210
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I don't care
if she dunked it. Alley-ooped it.

211
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Touch-downed it. Or any
of your other little street colloquialisms.

212
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You don't get to give shots
here at Jorge's. Okay?

213
00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:03,284
I give the shots...
unless you're diabetic.

214
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Right? The stylists here. They work
for me. They don't work for you.

215
00:12:07,193 --> 00:12:09,093
So if you wish
to continue working here.

216
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I suggest that you
get with the program

217
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and you give me
some proper respect, <i>ja?</i>

218
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I showed you the proper respect
when I took care of your client

219
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while you took a Pilates class.

220
00:12:18,170 --> 00:12:19,831
So you wish to altercate with me?

221
00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:22,806
You have no idea
what I wish to do with you.

222
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,603
You know. You act
like you own me or something.

223
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Gina, Gina. Of course I do.

224
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Without me. You would be
back in Chicago. Baby.

225
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Washing hair
in your mama's kitchen.

226
00:12:32,718 --> 00:12:34,208
Now you wanna talk
about my mama?

227
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,345
So do I own you?

228
00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,855
Technically.
As in "have papers on you"? No.

229
00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,391
Get your fingers out my face.

230
00:12:40,493 --> 00:12:43,621
I've given you the lifestyle
that you have grown accustomed to.

231
00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:45,196
Get your fingers out my face.

232
00:12:45,297 --> 00:12:49,791
And. Like all things. What Jorge giveth.
Jorge can also taketh away.

233
00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,700
You know what. Jorge?
I don't need a damn thing from you.

234
00:12:52,805 --> 00:12:53,863
You hear me?

235
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:56,635
And you cannot "taketh"
anything away from me.

236
00:12:56,742 --> 00:13:00,178
You know. Matter of fact.
I giveth it back. I quit.

237
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,304
- Oh. You quit?
- Yeah. I don't need this.

238
00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,575
Shoot. I quit.

239
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,117
Outta here.
Snatch my picture off the wall.

240
00:13:08,220 --> 00:13:11,712
Everybody knows I am the shit
all up and through Jorge's.

241
00:13:11,824 --> 00:13:13,689
And what's up
with the K-Mart thing. Huh?

242
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,055
Is it 'cause I'm black?

243
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:18,028
Is it 'cause I'm black?
'Cause I'm black?!

244
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,566
Let me tell you something. Baby.
You're nothing without me.

245
00:13:21,667 --> 00:13:24,158
You're going to fall flat on your ass.
I promise you that.

246
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,362
Well. I got a little cushion.

247
00:13:25,471 --> 00:13:27,666
You wanna kiss it?
I didn't think so!

248
00:13:49,361 --> 00:13:52,125
- What you doin' up?
- Can't sleep.

249
00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,728
I miss him.

250
00:14:01,307 --> 00:14:04,435
- So do I.
- Wait a minute.

251
00:14:04,543 --> 00:14:07,307
Does this mean I'm gonna have
to leave music school now?

252
00:14:07,413 --> 00:14:09,278
No. Why would you
say that, Vanessa?

253
00:14:09,381 --> 00:14:12,350
Because. Mom... you got fired.

254
00:14:12,451 --> 00:14:15,716
No. I quit.
There's a difference.

255
00:14:15,821 --> 00:14:19,154
Please. If I wanted to go get
a job tomorrow at a shop. I could.

256
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:23,354
But that's not where my heart is.
It's time I owned somethin'.

257
00:14:34,139 --> 00:14:35,629
I can't approve this.
Not for this much.

258
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:38,574
But didn't you read my business plan
or my letters of recommendation?

259
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:41,544
All very impressive. But...

260
00:14:46,051 --> 00:14:47,040
But...

261
00:14:47,152 --> 00:14:51,179
Miss Norris. See. You're
missing what we like to call here

262
00:14:51,290 --> 00:14:54,555
at Southern Mutual
and Savings "the three C's, "

263
00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:56,457
- Credit. Collateral...
- Color.

264
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:58,493
No. I was gonna say capital.

265
00:14:58,597 --> 00:15:00,565
Which is something
that you could earn

266
00:15:00,666 --> 00:15:03,226
by acquiring
one of our secured credit cards.

267
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:06,668
As opposed to you
throwing around your... race one.

268
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:13,740
And that's my lunch calling me.
But nature's calling me first.

269
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:16,474
So. Miss Norris.
Good day to you.

270
00:15:42,741 --> 00:15:44,208
Don't kill me.

271
00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:50,309
Stay still. Now. Or I'ma mess around
and take your eye out.

272
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:51,508
Relax. Woman.

273
00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,746
There. Okay. Okay.

274
00:15:54,853 --> 00:15:56,377
Let me get a look at you.
All right.

275
00:15:56,488 --> 00:15:59,013
There.
A new face at the bank.

276
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,986
- You like it?
- Oh. You...

277
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,930
I guess that's a "yes, "
Or is that the way you fight?

278
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,661
No. I like it. I love it.

279
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:14,238
I haven't seen this woman in years.

280
00:16:14,340 --> 00:16:18,333
Well. Now you got her back.
Try not to lose her.

281
00:16:19,578 --> 00:16:22,479
All right. Go get
that cutie bank manager now.

282
00:16:24,616 --> 00:16:25,742
Loan approved.

283
00:16:26,552 --> 00:16:27,678
What?

284
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,087
You got your loan.

285
00:16:30,189 --> 00:16:32,885
I got it? Oh. Yes!

286
00:16:32,992 --> 00:16:34,892
Go Gina.
It's your birthday

287
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,428
I got a hundred-fifty thou'.
A hundred-fifty thou'

288
00:16:37,529 --> 00:16:38,518
- No, Gina. No. No.
- A hundred-fifty...

289
00:16:38,630 --> 00:16:41,098
No. I... No. We...
Not quite that much.

290
00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,792
That's cool.

291
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:44,163
I'll take a hundred thousand!

292
00:16:44,269 --> 00:16:48,103
- No. No, Gina.
- What? What? No?

293
00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:51,040
What? Like 95? 85?

294
00:16:51,143 --> 00:16:54,579
- I can work with sev... Lower than that?
- Thirty.

295
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:59,014
Thirty thousand dollars?
What kind of shop can I buy with that?

296
00:17:02,054 --> 00:17:04,750
Lord Jesus. Have mercy!

297
00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:08,088
Look like somebody swallowed
the '70s and threw it up in here.

298
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:11,356
Now, Gina. I've been
in some messed up salons. But damn!

299
00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:14,626
Girl. This is just straight-up nasty!

300
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:17,565
Thanks. Darnelle.
Tell me how you really feel.

301
00:17:23,075 --> 00:17:24,599
What's that supposed to be?

302
00:17:26,812 --> 00:17:29,872
Looks like some kind of skylight.

303
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:33,379
Mama. That look like a big ol' hole
in the ceilin' to me.

304
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,113
I got an electrician
coming to look at that tomorrow.

305
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:40,749
Listen to that.
Whoever's up there can play.

306
00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,292
And they need to stop.

307
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,989
The realtor told me I'd be inheriting
a few stylists. Not a whole damn band.

308
00:17:46,098 --> 00:17:48,999
Well, Gina. Let's just look
at the blessing in it.

309
00:17:49,101 --> 00:17:51,695
You've got your own beauty shop!

310
00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,500
Be happy. It's yours!

311
00:17:54,606 --> 00:17:56,540
Come on.
Let's make this place sparkle!

312
00:17:56,642 --> 00:17:58,701
I'm ready!
Let's turn this into Gina's!

313
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,472
Turn that music on!

314
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,000
There we go...
Madam C.J.

315
00:19:09,214 --> 00:19:10,340
Hi. Can I help you?

316
00:19:10,449 --> 00:19:13,714
Yes. Ma'am.
I received a message yesterday.

317
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,549
Joe's Electrical Repairs.
I'm Joe.

318
00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:20,456
I found your business card
on Miss Angeline's desk.

319
00:19:20,559 --> 00:19:22,550
And I was guessing
you had done some work here before?

320
00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:26,392
A little. Miss Angeline
wasn't exactly into repair and upkeep.

321
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:29,490
- Who you telling?
- Well. It looks nice.

322
00:19:29,601 --> 00:19:31,091
- You've done a great job with it.
- Thank you.

323
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:32,500
And you are?

324
00:19:32,604 --> 00:19:34,663
I'm Gina. Sorry.

325
00:19:34,773 --> 00:19:38,334
And this is my mother-in-law.
That's Paulette and her daughter Darnelle.

326
00:19:38,443 --> 00:19:41,412
- And that's my baby, Vanessa.
- Ladies.

327
00:19:44,383 --> 00:19:47,875
So. You're familiar with the place.
How bad is it?

328
00:19:49,154 --> 00:19:50,849
The place needs a lot of work.

329
00:19:50,956 --> 00:19:55,086
Rotting wires. Outdated sockets...

330
00:19:57,329 --> 00:19:59,297
And the main breaker
keeps getting tripped.

331
00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,697
- Is that a problem?
- Not if you like standing in the dark.

332
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,698
A lot just needs to be done.
A total upgrade.

333
00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:10,536
Well. Right now. I just need you
to take care of this one thing for me.

334
00:20:11,977 --> 00:20:14,912
Now. You see
this big ol' hole in the ceilin'?

335
00:20:15,013 --> 00:20:16,139
That just ain't workin' for me.

336
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:19,149
Neither's the piano playing coming
out of it. If you know what I'm saying.

337
00:20:19,251 --> 00:20:21,048
So I just need you to take those wires

338
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:24,589
and sort of stuff 'em back up in there
so I can patch up the ceiling.

339
00:20:24,690 --> 00:20:25,371
Can you do that for me?

340
00:20:25,406 --> 00:20:26,053
Can you do that for me?

341
00:20:26,158 --> 00:20:29,650
I could. But that's not going
to solve your dilemma.

342
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,995
So. Let's say I do
the whole upgrade thingamajig.

343
00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:34,463
How much is that gonna cost me?

344
00:20:37,236 --> 00:20:38,828
I'd say between 4.000 to 6.000.

345
00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,335
Well. Don't let the doorknob
hit you on the way out.

346
00:20:43,742 --> 00:20:46,643
Okay. Then... Good luck.

347
00:20:48,313 --> 00:20:50,406
Wait. Wait.
Come on. What about the ceilin'?

348
00:20:50,515 --> 00:20:51,607
Don't look at it.

349
00:20:52,551 --> 00:20:55,281
I guess I'm supposed to ignore
the piano playin' comin' through it?

350
00:20:55,387 --> 00:20:57,287
I'll try to play more quietly.

351
00:21:03,061 --> 00:21:04,585
I play piano. Too.

352
00:21:04,696 --> 00:21:06,186
Is that right. Mademoiselle?

353
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,789
Yeah. Maybe I can come up
and play some time?

354
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,964
Maybe. We'll see. Little one.

355
00:21:17,342 --> 00:21:20,402
- Ladies. Ciao.
- Bye.

356
00:21:27,185 --> 00:21:29,312
Mama. I like him.

357
00:21:31,023 --> 00:21:33,287
And I like you
with this broom in your hand.

358
00:21:35,127 --> 00:21:39,120
Gina. It's looking beautiful.

359
00:21:39,231 --> 00:21:42,029
You think the ladies will like it
when they come in tomorrow?

360
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,364
Please. Compared
to what they were workin' with

361
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,903
before we got here.
They should love it.

362
00:21:47,539 --> 00:21:49,507
So. What don't you like
about the place?

363
00:21:50,108 --> 00:21:51,803
I ain't sayin' I don't like it.

364
00:21:51,910 --> 00:21:56,370
I just say. You know. I don't think
it's all o' that. That's all.

365
00:21:56,481 --> 00:22:00,474
For real. It's gonna take more
than a new little paint job

366
00:22:00,585 --> 00:22:02,018
and some posters to impress me.

367
00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,953
This coming from a woman
who had Popeye's cater her wedding.

368
00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:06,991
Church's.
It was Church's. Josephine.

369
00:22:07,092 --> 00:22:09,652
- It was chicken.
- I ain't mad at you.

370
00:22:09,761 --> 00:22:12,127
I had Gladys Knight
Chicken and Waffles cater mine.

371
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,720
I still got waffles in the freezer.

372
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,595
Would y'all let the woman
who own the shop talk?

373
00:22:15,701 --> 00:22:16,827
Go on, Gina.

374
00:22:16,935 --> 00:22:17,902
Thank you. Miss Josephine.

375
00:22:18,003 --> 00:22:20,665
Say what you got to say.
It's your shop. Sister.

376
00:22:20,772 --> 00:22:22,364
All right. Now.
What I was trying to say wa...

377
00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:24,305
They ain't gonna listen. No way.

378
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:26,835
Talk to us. Go on.

379
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,604
Go on.

380
00:22:31,883 --> 00:22:33,851
What I was tryin' to say was. No...

381
00:22:33,952 --> 00:22:35,044
What about the booth rent?

382
00:22:35,153 --> 00:22:37,087
I hope you don't plan on raisin' it.

383
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:38,918
Can't be coming outta pocket, Gina.

384
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,356
I can't come outta pocket.

385
00:22:41,460 --> 00:22:44,952
M.J. Got basketball camp.
Baby A-Rod need a new stroller.

386
00:22:45,063 --> 00:22:47,088
And little Shaq. He need braces.

387
00:22:47,833 --> 00:22:50,427
Dang. Girl. You got you
a little Dream Team over there. Huh?

388
00:22:50,535 --> 00:22:55,268
And look. Auntie Gina. This one here
is Venus Serena Marion Jones. Junior.

389
00:22:55,374 --> 00:22:58,468
Right. That's Auntie Gina's baby.

390
00:22:59,611 --> 00:23:03,809
So, look. As of right now.
No. I'm not gonna raise the booth rent.

391
00:23:03,915 --> 00:23:06,315
But I will be making
some changes around here.

392
00:23:06,418 --> 00:23:10,252
Look. I'm trying to create an environment
where you can come and relax.

393
00:23:10,355 --> 00:23:12,915
All right? We are professionals.
Professionals.

394
00:23:13,024 --> 00:23:15,492
And you never know. Oprah
might come strollin' up in here one day.

395
00:23:15,594 --> 00:23:19,655
Yeah. You know. If she mistook the place
for. What. A Krispy Kreme joint?

396
00:23:20,499 --> 00:23:23,434
You need to hush. Little sister.
You ain't got a pot to piss in.

397
00:23:23,535 --> 00:23:25,799
Oprah pot platinum. Baby.

398
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:29,840
You know that poem Maya Angelou wrote?
"Phenomenal Woman"?

399
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:34,242
"Pretty woman.
Wonder where my secret lies?

400
00:23:34,346 --> 00:23:38,749
I ain't cute or built to fit
a fashion-model size, "

401
00:23:38,850 --> 00:23:40,977
She's talking about Oprah. Hon!

402
00:23:41,586 --> 00:23:45,920
Yes. She was! And just like Oprah.
I wanna be the best.

403
00:23:46,024 --> 00:23:49,255
And in order to be the best.
We got to change the game a little bit.

404
00:23:49,361 --> 00:23:52,057
Which brings me to this...
please. No more food on the counters.

405
00:23:52,164 --> 00:23:54,098
Let's try to keep it
as clean as we can.

406
00:23:54,199 --> 00:23:56,224
You know what?
I make you this promise.

407
00:23:56,334 --> 00:23:58,666
I ain't gonna get
no food on your stuff.

408
00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,032
Don't sit...

409
00:24:01,239 --> 00:24:03,537
That's a little syrup
spilled on the seat.

410
00:24:03,642 --> 00:24:04,609
That's a white couch.

411
00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,336
But it look like Louis Vuitton.

412
00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,276
They ain't gonna know.

413
00:24:08,380 --> 00:24:09,438
- High fashion.
- Turn it over.

414
00:24:09,548 --> 00:24:11,140
- You can Shout it out.
- Shout it out.

415
00:24:11,249 --> 00:24:13,149
- Pull it out and throw it in the dryer.
- What's up?

416
00:24:13,251 --> 00:24:15,310
Yo, look.
We gotta work as a team.

417
00:24:15,420 --> 00:24:19,356
In order to work as a team.
We have to look like a team.

418
00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:22,552
New smocks. One size fits all.
Porsche. Mercedes.

419
00:24:22,661 --> 00:24:24,356
- What?
- Okay?

420
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:27,796
They ain't had none
of these with some Kente cloth

421
00:24:27,899 --> 00:24:31,835
or somethin' more with a little
Motherland flavor. A cheetah print?

422
00:24:31,937 --> 00:24:35,065
This ain't got no breast flap.
I mean. How am I supposed to...

423
00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:38,665
If I... Maybe right here.
Maybe it'll slip through the hole.

424
00:24:41,346 --> 00:24:42,313
Am I late?

425
00:24:42,414 --> 00:24:43,381
Hey! No. No. No.

426
00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:45,143
You right on time. Girl.
Come on in.

427
00:24:45,250 --> 00:24:47,241
Everybody. This is Lynn.

428
00:24:47,352 --> 00:24:50,981
Lynn is one of the baddest hair stylists
to ever set foot out of Augusta...

429
00:24:51,089 --> 00:24:52,056
Blue Ridge.

430
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,590
Blue Ridge. Georgia.

431
00:24:53,692 --> 00:24:56,092
She got mad skills.
The girl is talented.

432
00:24:56,194 --> 00:24:58,094
And she gonna be working
here in the shop with us.

433
00:24:58,196 --> 00:25:00,221
Working here. As what?

434
00:25:01,266 --> 00:25:02,858
As a stylist.

435
00:25:02,968 --> 00:25:04,560
Hell. No!

436
00:25:04,669 --> 00:25:06,432
Hell. No!

437
00:25:06,538 --> 00:25:09,507
Come on.
Okay. You know what?

438
00:25:09,608 --> 00:25:12,509
I'm sorry. But you doing
a little too much around here. Okay?

439
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:15,478
I mean. You ain't tryin'
to. What. Brighten up the place.

440
00:25:15,580 --> 00:25:17,741
You's tryin' to whiten up the place.

441
00:25:17,849 --> 00:25:19,009
For real.

442
00:25:19,117 --> 00:25:21,278
So. Here's what I'ma do, Gina.

443
00:25:21,386 --> 00:25:25,982
I'ma let you and little Miss Blue Ridge.
Here. You know. Have the shop.

444
00:25:26,091 --> 00:25:29,618
Do your thang.
Go on. Girl! Do your thang.

445
00:25:29,728 --> 00:25:34,165
'Cause I can't be a part of this. Okay?
Porsche. Are you rollin'?

446
00:25:36,067 --> 00:25:38,433
Yeah. I ain't gonna be able
to do it. Either.

447
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:41,904
- I didn't mean to run 'em out.
- No. No. Don't even worry about it.

448
00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,407
Better we get rid
of the bad apples now.

449
00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:46,500
Besides. Them girls
got too much attitude.

450
00:25:46,611 --> 00:25:49,079
I 'bout to slap the shit
out of one o' they asses.

451
00:25:49,948 --> 00:25:53,440
A'ight. Anybody else leavin'?
'Cause this white bitch here is stayin'.

452
00:25:54,619 --> 00:25:55,745
Chanel.

453
00:25:55,854 --> 00:25:58,448
You know. No white girl
is gonna mess up me and my money.

454
00:25:58,557 --> 00:25:59,649
Y'all can go.

455
00:25:59,758 --> 00:26:03,250
- Whatever.
- A'ight... whatever.

456
00:26:03,361 --> 00:26:07,422
All right. Y'all. You wanna fly
outta here with them birds?

457
00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:10,501
'Cause I got a business to run.
I need to know something.

458
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:16,107
That's what I'm talking about.
All right.

459
00:26:24,549 --> 00:26:26,107
Gina's Beauty Shop.

460
00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:31,219
No problem.
Thank you. Bye-bye.

461
00:26:32,657 --> 00:26:35,490
- Excuse me.
- May I offer you a cappuccino?

462
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:38,222
I don't want
no damn cappa-whatever-it-is.

463
00:26:38,330 --> 00:26:40,025
Where's Angeline at?

464
00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:42,528
I'm sorry.
She's no longer here.

465
00:26:42,634 --> 00:26:46,764
- She die?
- No. No. No. She didn't die.

466
00:26:46,871 --> 00:26:48,532
Then where is she?
'Cause I got an appointment.

467
00:26:48,640 --> 00:26:51,609
Well. My name is Gina.
I bought the shop from Miss Angeline.

468
00:26:51,710 --> 00:26:54,508
I can have one of my other operators
assist you. If you like. Miss...

469
00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:56,376
Mrs. Towner.

470
00:26:56,481 --> 00:26:57,448
Mrs. Towner.

471
00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:00,450
"T" as in "Tom, "
"O" as in "Othavee, "

472
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:04,420
"W" as in "Willacoochee. Georgia, "

473
00:27:04,522 --> 00:27:06,387
- Willacoochee.
- And "ner" as in...

474
00:27:06,491 --> 00:27:08,516
"I don't live 'ner' here, "

475
00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:11,061
Well. Don't let me
keep you waiting any longer.

476
00:27:11,162 --> 00:27:14,393
Come on. Now. Would you like
some water or something. Mrs. Towner?

477
00:27:14,499 --> 00:27:15,761
Yes. Please. Thank you.

478
00:27:15,867 --> 00:27:18,802
Lynn. Would you take care
of Mrs. Towner. Please?

479
00:27:18,903 --> 00:27:22,066
Of course.
Hi. Mrs. Towner.

480
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:25,672
When'd you all get to be
so integrated 'round here?

481
00:27:25,777 --> 00:27:29,213
This morning.
What can I do for you today?

482
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:32,806
Don't give me no 'fro.
Just keep my curls neat and tight.

483
00:27:32,917 --> 00:27:34,908
And then maybe
you can pin it up for me.

484
00:27:35,020 --> 00:27:36,044
Not a problem.

485
00:27:36,154 --> 00:27:38,714
Girl. What you know
'bout doin' black folks' hair?

486
00:27:38,823 --> 00:27:41,087
I'm not gonna screw it up.
If that's what you mean.

487
00:27:41,192 --> 00:27:42,386
Good for you.

488
00:27:43,061 --> 00:27:45,529
Here's your water. Miss Towner... Mrs.

489
00:27:45,630 --> 00:27:46,756
Well. Thank you. Sweetie.

490
00:27:58,376 --> 00:28:01,573
...and I'm tellin' him to move back
just a little bit. You know what I mean?

491
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:03,409
But he wouldn't even move back.

492
00:28:05,917 --> 00:28:08,784
Well. Either I'm still buzzin'
from last night's party.

493
00:28:08,887 --> 00:28:10,115
Or Miss Angeline done come up.

494
00:28:10,221 --> 00:28:13,418
For real. Though. From backwood
to Hollywood. This is nice.

495
00:28:13,525 --> 00:28:15,993
Ladies. Hi. I'm Gina.
I'm the new owner.

496
00:28:16,094 --> 00:28:17,459
Can I offer you some cappuccinos?

497
00:28:17,562 --> 00:28:19,291
- Or water? Some coffee?
- Don't mind if I do.

498
00:28:19,397 --> 00:28:22,230
- I like you already. Miss Gina.
- Me. Too.

499
00:28:22,333 --> 00:28:26,360
Damn! Look at you
with that big ol' rock on your finger!

500
00:28:26,471 --> 00:28:28,302
You ought to be careful
rollin' with that.

501
00:28:28,406 --> 00:28:31,569
Just a little six-karat keepsake
my husband bought me.

502
00:28:31,676 --> 00:28:35,271
Christopher Clark...
power forward... Atlanta Hawks?

503
00:28:35,380 --> 00:28:37,940
"Three-point Chris"?
That's your husband?

504
00:28:38,049 --> 00:28:40,244
Oh. My God. Girl. He got game.

505
00:28:40,351 --> 00:28:41,443
Yes. He does.

506
00:28:41,553 --> 00:28:43,084
Anywho. I have an appointment
with Mercedes today.

507
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:44,616
Anywho. I have an appointment
with Mercedes today.

508
00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:48,790
She no longer works here.

509
00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:51,589
Well. We'll take Porsche today. Then.

510
00:28:52,630 --> 00:28:54,120
She gone. Too.

511
00:28:54,232 --> 00:28:56,700
Actually. We got rid
of all of our foreign cars.

512
00:28:57,869 --> 00:29:00,360
Well. Damn!
I couldn't get a heads-up or something?

513
00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:02,667
You know. We should
just go on over to Aspire. Girl.

514
00:29:02,774 --> 00:29:04,503
And get in where we fit in.
'Cause obviously this...

515
00:29:04,609 --> 00:29:07,737
Well. You could do that or...
you could let me do your hair.

516
00:29:07,846 --> 00:29:11,441
I know how you like to roll.
You like to keep it tight. I can tell.

517
00:29:11,549 --> 00:29:13,073
You don't play about your look.

518
00:29:13,184 --> 00:29:16,676
And let me tell you somethin'. I will have
you lookin' fly as a mug courtside.

519
00:29:16,788 --> 00:29:19,484
Did I tell you my name was Gina?
I don't play about my edges.

520
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:21,183
I will lay that hair down.

521
00:29:21,292 --> 00:29:23,954
I'll have it shining
up on that big ol' Jumbotron.

522
00:29:24,062 --> 00:29:26,292
That big monitor TV
that be in the arena.

523
00:29:26,397 --> 00:29:27,523
Yeah. That's right.

524
00:29:27,632 --> 00:29:30,294
You gonna have to just stop
and take a look at yourself.

525
00:29:30,401 --> 00:29:32,301
Because everybody else
gonna be looking at you.

526
00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,334
I'm so sorry.
But I don't really know you.

527
00:29:38,643 --> 00:29:39,974
I'll do it for free.

528
00:29:40,078 --> 00:29:41,773
So where should I sit?

529
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,279
No. I can't do highlights.

530
00:29:43,381 --> 00:29:47,477
My client has an important game tonight.
And I'm trying to go with the P-I-M-P look.

531
00:29:47,585 --> 00:29:50,418
Well. Perhaps Jorge
is not for you. Then.

532
00:29:51,623 --> 00:29:56,060
No. You know...
Maybe Jorge is for me.

533
00:29:56,161 --> 00:29:58,459
- Let's do this.
- Great.

534
00:29:58,563 --> 00:30:00,531
Stacy. Where is the shampooing girl.
What's her name?

535
00:30:00,632 --> 00:30:02,156
We need to get Corky washed.

536
00:30:02,267 --> 00:30:03,996
You mean Lynn? She quit.

537
00:30:04,102 --> 00:30:05,660
Come again?

538
00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:06,737
She quit.

539
00:30:06,838 --> 00:30:09,033
She called this morning.
I left a message on your desk.

540
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:12,667
She said that if anyone asks.
That she was working down at Gina's.

541
00:30:13,578 --> 00:30:14,840
Working at Gina's what?

542
00:30:14,946 --> 00:30:16,106
Gina's salon.

543
00:30:19,184 --> 00:30:21,049
Okay. Well...

544
00:30:21,152 --> 00:30:24,588
Today is your lucky day.
I'll wash you myself. Come with me.

545
00:30:27,058 --> 00:30:28,548
Have a seat.

546
00:30:28,660 --> 00:30:29,627
Don't forget to use a cape.

547
00:30:30,728 --> 00:30:34,960
It's not my first day at the picnic. Stacy.
I know all about the cape, <i>ja?</i>

548
00:30:37,302 --> 00:30:39,099
Shouldn't I be taking my jacket off?

549
00:30:39,204 --> 00:30:41,229
Leave the jacket.
Take off your pants. I'm kidding.

550
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:46,373
Stacy! Stacy!

551
00:30:50,648 --> 00:30:52,343
I'm sorry. I just need a moment.

552
00:30:57,322 --> 00:30:58,914
Looks good. Don't it?

553
00:30:59,023 --> 00:31:01,548
Girl. It looks good.
That's all you?

554
00:31:01,659 --> 00:31:04,287
This is my hair. Blown out.

555
00:31:04,395 --> 00:31:07,387
Yup. Girl. It's nice!

556
00:31:11,970 --> 00:31:14,461
Well, Gina. I'm booking you. Girl.
When can you get me in?

557
00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:19,237
- I can take you tomorrow at 10:00.
- I'll be here at 8:45.

558
00:31:26,718 --> 00:31:28,811
Say. Now. Mama.
How you doing?

559
00:31:29,988 --> 00:31:33,651
Damn!
You a nice little pound cake.

560
00:31:36,494 --> 00:31:37,825
How y'all doin'?

561
00:31:37,929 --> 00:31:40,489
Y'all want a little chocolate?
Y'all don't want nothin'?

562
00:31:40,598 --> 00:31:43,032
Y'all looking. Sittin' over here.
lookin' all done up and thang.

563
00:31:43,134 --> 00:31:44,863
So. I figured y'all want somethin'.

564
00:31:45,703 --> 00:31:48,866
So y'all just gonna float on
past a brother.

565
00:31:48,973 --> 00:31:51,635
Brother can't get no communicato?
A'ight. Then.

566
00:31:55,213 --> 00:31:56,612
How you doin'?

567
00:31:56,714 --> 00:32:00,548
Damn. You a thick one!
You got top and bottom.

568
00:32:01,286 --> 00:32:04,653
Gimme a quarter. I promised my mama
I'd call her as soon as I fell in love.

569
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:07,589
Whassup. Little man?
What you sellin'?

570
00:32:07,692 --> 00:32:09,057
Candy bars.

571
00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,957
See. I'm raisin' money
so I can shoot my music video.

572
00:32:11,062 --> 00:32:13,189
If you want. You could be in it.

573
00:32:13,298 --> 00:32:14,890
Come and get low wit' it.
Shake it like a salt shaker.

574
00:32:15,033 --> 00:32:16,500
Shake it like a salt shaker!

575
00:32:17,268 --> 00:32:18,360
What is your name?

576
00:32:18,469 --> 00:32:21,870
I'm Willie. A.k.a. Will-Boogie.
From Decatur. Georgia.

577
00:32:21,973 --> 00:32:23,565
That my daddy pawn shop next door.

578
00:32:23,675 --> 00:32:25,142
What yo' name. Meal?

579
00:32:25,243 --> 00:32:27,370
My name is Gina. I own the shop.

580
00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,776
And if you want to sell
your candy in here.

581
00:32:29,881 --> 00:32:32,873
You gonna have to learn how to be
a little more courteous to the ladies.

582
00:32:32,984 --> 00:32:35,316
- I got that. No doubt. My bad, Gina.
- All right. Okay.

583
00:32:35,420 --> 00:32:37,888
So. Miss Gina. You gonna buy
some five-dollar chocolate

584
00:32:37,989 --> 00:32:40,287
to go with those healthy
milk-sacks you got?

585
00:32:50,101 --> 00:32:53,332
Don't bring your little behind back here
till you learn how to speak to a lady!

586
00:32:56,641 --> 00:32:58,074
That's what you get!

587
00:33:02,113 --> 00:33:04,104
She loves me.

588
00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:22,894
Don't you even try. Girl.
I don't know whose bike this is.

589
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,730
- Can I have one?
- Can you have one?

590
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:25,803
Can I have one?

591
00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:28,797
Hey. Nana.

592
00:33:28,906 --> 00:33:30,498
- How's my girls?
- Good.

593
00:33:30,608 --> 00:33:31,870
- Hey. Paulette.
- All right?

594
00:33:31,976 --> 00:33:33,375
Go and get cleaned up. Baby.

595
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,275
It feels good to be home.

596
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:41,875
So, Gina. How was it?

597
00:33:41,986 --> 00:33:43,647
Well. It was...

598
00:33:47,258 --> 00:33:49,089
I know that bike out there ain't yours.

599
00:33:49,193 --> 00:33:51,093
No. Girl. That's P.J.'s bike.

600
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:54,187
- I ain't even gonna ask.
- A'ight. Mama.

601
00:33:54,298 --> 00:33:55,788
I'm gone.

602
00:33:55,900 --> 00:33:57,891
- Bye.
- Bye. Darnelle.

603
00:33:58,002 --> 00:34:02,098
- You be careful on that bike. Hear?
- Mama. I will.

604
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:08,376
Gina. I swear. It's more trouble
havin' that girl than it was makin' her.

605
00:34:08,479 --> 00:34:10,777
See. Your father-in-law
had a crooked one.

606
00:34:10,882 --> 00:34:14,249
I had to walk around the corner
just to get on it.

607
00:34:14,352 --> 00:34:15,580
So. What were you...

608
00:34:22,026 --> 00:34:25,689
<i>So. I must've put it on the brother, </i>
<i>'Cause the fool wouldn't leave me alone, </i>

609
00:34:25,797 --> 00:34:29,062
I mean. He was blowin' up my phone.
My girlfriend's phone.

610
00:34:29,167 --> 00:34:31,101
<i>Drivin' by my house, </i>
<i>My mama's house, </i>

611
00:34:31,202 --> 00:34:33,033
<i>This dude was straight trippin'.</i>

612
00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:36,470
<i>So I did what any other normal</i>
<i>black woman would do, </i>

613
00:34:36,574 --> 00:34:38,098
'Cause a white girl wouldn't do this.

614
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:40,268
<i>- They go down to the police station... </i>
- Come on.

615
00:34:40,378 --> 00:34:43,472
<i>Get a restrainin' order, </i>
<i>Piss the man off and have him waitin'</i>

616
00:34:43,581 --> 00:34:46,277
<i>in the damn bushes</i>
<i>with a butcher knife ready to kill a bitch, </i>

617
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:49,883
- <i>I had to get creative, </i>
- That's great.

618
00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:52,114
<i>Go ghetto on a black man, </i>

619
00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,987
- <i>Y'all say "ghetto, "</i>
- Ghetto!

620
00:34:55,093 --> 00:34:59,257
- Ghetto!
- <i>A sistah had to get sinister on a Negro, </i>

621
00:34:59,363 --> 00:35:02,628
<i>Basically. A woman</i>
<i>had to do what she had to do, </i>

622
00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:05,293
- What'd you do?
- <i>I lied and told him I was pregnant, </i>

623
00:35:05,403 --> 00:35:10,340
<i>I ain't seen that fool in ten years, </i>
<i>I ain't lyin'. Ladies. Wrong or right?</i>

624
00:35:10,441 --> 00:35:11,965
I wanna hear from ya. Hotlanta.

625
00:35:12,076 --> 00:35:14,306
Holler at Helen
or hit me on my website

626
00:35:14,412 --> 00:35:18,143
at www, how-to-shake-a-nigga, com.

627
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,376
No. She didn't.

628
00:35:20,485 --> 00:35:23,113
I didn't know you could say
the "N" word on the radio.

629
00:35:23,221 --> 00:35:28,181
No. No. Sweetie.
She can say it. You just can't.

630
00:35:29,360 --> 00:35:30,384
You know what?

631
00:35:30,495 --> 00:35:34,329
Now. You could be black. White.
Ghetto past. No ghetto past.

632
00:35:34,432 --> 00:35:36,627
Ain't nobody sayin'
the "N" word up in this shop.

633
00:35:37,502 --> 00:35:41,529
And no "bitches" and "hos, " either.
'Cept for the ones who don't leave a tip.

634
00:35:41,639 --> 00:35:44,039
That's for real. That's for real.

635
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,667
But we will be wearin' our smocks
unless your name is Gina.

636
00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,540
I forgot.

637
00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:58,285
Look good. Don't it?
I had to put a little Motherland flavor on it.

638
00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:00,016
Some sexiness.

639
00:36:02,493 --> 00:36:04,290
It's a little too sexy.

640
00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:05,953
You might wanna use
some of that mud cloth

641
00:36:06,063 --> 00:36:07,860
and like. Kinda. You know.
Cover up the girls.

642
00:36:07,965 --> 00:36:10,490
"Does my sexiness offend you?"

643
00:36:11,169 --> 00:36:12,193
No. I'm just sayin'...

644
00:36:12,303 --> 00:36:14,771
"Does it come as a surprise?"

645
00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:15,839
Ah. Lord!

646
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:20,536
"That I dance like I got diamonds
at the meetin' of my thighs?"

647
00:36:20,645 --> 00:36:23,273
Lord. Here we go.
Her and her Miss Angeloo.

648
00:36:23,381 --> 00:36:27,579
Angelou.
"Does my haughtiness offend you?

649
00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:30,518
"Don't you take it awful hard

650
00:36:30,621 --> 00:36:35,024
"'cause I laugh
like I got gold mines

651
00:36:35,126 --> 00:36:37,617
diggin' in my own backyard, "

652
00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,989
Don't dig too deep.
Miss Josephine.

653
00:36:42,066 --> 00:36:46,366
"Leavin' behind nights
of terror and fear

654
00:36:46,470 --> 00:36:52,170
"I rise into a daybreak
that is wondrously clear.

655
00:36:52,276 --> 00:36:56,872
"I rise bringin' the gifts
that the ancestors gave.

656
00:36:56,981 --> 00:37:00,815
"I am the dream
and the hope of the slave.

657
00:37:00,918 --> 00:37:02,749
I rise, "

658
00:37:02,853 --> 00:37:04,047
I rise!

659
00:37:04,188 --> 00:37:05,883
I rise!

660
00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:07,014
Yeah. I rise!

661
00:37:13,598 --> 00:37:16,533
All right. Let's rise our asses
back to work. Come on. Now.

662
00:38:08,986 --> 00:38:11,819
<i>Hotlanta. Helen be talkin'</i>
<i>to ya standin' up, </i>

663
00:38:11,922 --> 00:38:14,823
'Cause I just went
and got me a bikini wax.

664
00:38:14,925 --> 00:38:17,826
<i>Damn! That ain't natural, </i>
<i>Doin' that torture to yourself!</i>

665
00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:19,896
<i>What's the big deal</i>
<i>'bout some stray hair?</i>

666
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:22,363
<i>You be doin' it to look</i>
<i>all clean for your man, </i>

667
00:38:22,466 --> 00:38:25,196
<i>But it hurts so damn much. You don't</i>
<i>want him comin' nowhere near it!</i>

668
00:38:25,303 --> 00:38:27,567
Man, Gina. You can make
some serious bling.

669
00:38:27,672 --> 00:38:29,867
You start doin' some waxes
up in here. Girl.

670
00:38:29,974 --> 00:38:32,408
You like landscapin'.
Why don't you plant yourself a garden?

671
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:35,138
Please. Honey. My man loves it.

672
00:38:35,246 --> 00:38:36,406
I know that's right.

673
00:38:36,514 --> 00:38:38,243
And it helps 'em
know where they goin'.

674
00:38:38,349 --> 00:38:40,909
Girl. Ain't nobody gonna come
over to your house if they can't find it.

675
00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:44,249
Well. My man
found my door just fine.

676
00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:45,652
That's a revolvin' door.

677
00:38:45,756 --> 00:38:47,485
Okay. Nasty heifers.

678
00:38:47,591 --> 00:38:50,924
You know. Real men
like a woman natural and wild!

679
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:54,225
Girl. Please. You are preaching
to your damn self. Honey.

680
00:38:54,332 --> 00:38:58,393
My man likes it trimmed and perfect.
He even waxes his own brows.

681
00:38:58,502 --> 00:39:01,164
Oh. Girl. You got one
o' them cryin' men. Don't you?

682
00:39:01,272 --> 00:39:03,263
No. No. I don't.

683
00:39:03,374 --> 00:39:04,773
You show me a man can't cry.

684
00:39:04,875 --> 00:39:07,036
And I'll show you one
that's hittin' somebody.

685
00:39:07,144 --> 00:39:08,736
I'm gonna let him cry.

686
00:39:08,846 --> 00:39:10,939
I only got time for one cryin' man.

687
00:39:11,048 --> 00:39:13,573
And in my house.
It better be the one wearin' the diapers.

688
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:18,948
Well. How about when you're
makin' mad. Passionate love...

689
00:39:19,857 --> 00:39:22,417
...and he reaches his climax.

690
00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:25,086
And that one little tear
starts rollin' down his face

691
00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,461
like Denzel Washington in <i>Glory?</i>

692
00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:33,500
Then you got him whipped!

693
00:39:35,439 --> 00:39:37,964
She had to say Denzel.
She couldn't have said Brad Pitt.

694
00:39:38,075 --> 00:39:39,702
Hell. She coulda said Bozo the Clown.

695
00:39:39,810 --> 00:39:41,471
Hey. Darlin'!

696
00:39:41,579 --> 00:39:44,514
How you doin'?
Bet you no good. Darlin'.

697
00:39:45,816 --> 00:39:48,478
Look at this!
Is that Italian marble?

698
00:39:48,586 --> 00:39:51,817
Girl. Who y'all got invested
up in here. Ted Turner?

699
00:39:51,922 --> 00:39:54,117
Lord. Miss Rita got catfish dinner.

700
00:39:54,225 --> 00:39:56,420
Sock-it-to-me cake
and blueberry bean pie.

701
00:39:56,527 --> 00:39:59,360
- What y'all want. Darlings?
- Excuse me. Excuse me. Rita?

702
00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:00,987
How you doin'. Darlin'?
Get in line. Sweetheart.

703
00:40:01,098 --> 00:40:02,565
Get in line?
I don't think you understand.

704
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:04,156
I'm Gina.
I'm the new owner of this place.

705
00:40:04,268 --> 00:40:06,065
- And I'd appreciate...
- You the new owner?

706
00:40:06,170 --> 00:40:07,899
I'm so glad
you the new owner. Baby.

707
00:40:08,005 --> 00:40:11,406
'Cause. You know. Miss Angeline.
Well. She used to skim off my fish dinners.

708
00:40:11,509 --> 00:40:13,340
You know. She's a Christian.
But I think she <i>La Cosa Nostra, </i>

709
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:14,411
Hold this for me.

710
00:40:14,512 --> 00:40:18,710
Here. Darlin'. I'll always have
a plate of food for you, Gina.

711
00:40:18,816 --> 00:40:21,250
That's free food.
You need a extra piece of monkey bread?

712
00:40:21,352 --> 00:40:23,786
The monkey just jump right outta me.
I don't know what happens to her.

713
00:40:23,888 --> 00:40:25,150
- And then lookit. We got the greens...
- Oh. You!

714
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:27,247
Yeah. You. There. Hey.

715
00:40:27,358 --> 00:40:31,658
Could you go ahead and park my car.
And just let me tip you later. Because...

716
00:40:31,762 --> 00:40:33,229
Shit. Hold this for me.

717
00:40:35,065 --> 00:40:37,056
Terri. How you doin'?
One second.

718
00:40:37,168 --> 00:40:41,628
'Scuse me? Gimme them damn keys!
What's wrong with you?

719
00:40:45,376 --> 00:40:46,536
Where'd the valet go?

720
00:40:46,644 --> 00:40:49,010
He's... goin' to take a coffee break.

721
00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:53,641
- What are you doin' around here?
- Look what Mindy at Jorge's did to me!

722
00:40:54,351 --> 00:40:56,080
I look like a scarecrow!

723
00:40:58,722 --> 00:41:00,485
You saved my hair, Gina.

724
00:41:00,591 --> 00:41:02,889
Well. Don't make me
have to save it again. Girl.

725
00:41:02,993 --> 00:41:04,085
I'm coming here.

726
00:41:04,995 --> 00:41:07,429
Monkey bread?
It just come out of me like that.

727
00:41:07,531 --> 00:41:09,624
- No. No. Thank you.
- For sure?

728
00:41:09,733 --> 00:41:11,530
I made it fresh this mornin'!
You gonna love it.

729
00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,626
- I got some greens. Some okra. Knuckles.
- Rita. Rita.

730
00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:14,863
You gonna love it.

731
00:41:14,972 --> 00:41:16,337
She says she don't want none.

732
00:41:16,440 --> 00:41:19,705
Okay. My bad. I'm just tryin'
to put a little fat on her.

733
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,573
- Take that with you. Darlin'.
- No. I really shouldn't.

734
00:41:21,679 --> 00:41:24,011
You see. Steven wants me
to lose a few pounds.

735
00:41:24,114 --> 00:41:26,412
- Who is Steven?
- Her husband.

736
00:41:26,517 --> 00:41:27,711
He wouldn't be singin' that song

737
00:41:27,818 --> 00:41:30,013
if you had one of them
J. Lo/Beyonc� booties.

738
00:41:31,822 --> 00:41:33,619
Or if he had one o' those.

739
00:41:34,358 --> 00:41:35,689
This is the picture
I was talkin' about...

740
00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:39,388
Damn! Now. See.
That's just too much ass.

741
00:41:39,497 --> 00:41:42,728
See. Now. If a plane crash.
We could eat for days.

742
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:46,096
- That's all burger. Right there.
- Enjoy the view?

743
00:41:46,203 --> 00:41:48,228
- Take a picture.
- All right.

744
00:41:48,772 --> 00:41:51,832
Look at these... Get yo' ass
out of my window 'fore I call the police!

745
00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:55,400
This ain't Magic City!
Broke-asses!

746
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,614
- You see them pervs over there?
- You know. I really do miss Steven.

747
00:41:58,716 --> 00:42:01,549
- Seems like he's been gone forever.
- He gone again?

748
00:42:01,652 --> 00:42:04,246
Well. Where's he off to this time.
Mr. Big-Time Sports Attorney?

749
00:42:04,355 --> 00:42:08,849
Hawaii. Three weeks.
He's closin' some big deal or somethin'.

750
00:42:08,959 --> 00:42:12,224
He's tryin' to close a deal
on smackin' some Hawaiian ass.

751
00:42:12,329 --> 00:42:15,526
Girl. He's down there
bein' a Don Ho.

752
00:42:16,367 --> 00:42:18,597
- He tappin' on somethin'.
- Tappin'? What's tappin?

753
00:42:19,770 --> 00:42:23,001
- Tappin'. Tappin'. Tappin'.
- No. Steven's not like that.

754
00:42:23,107 --> 00:42:26,770
He. You know. He loves me.
He just works really hard.

755
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,174
I bet he do.

756
00:42:29,179 --> 00:42:32,114
- I do want to look pretty for him. Though.
- And you will.

757
00:42:32,216 --> 00:42:34,548
I cannot believe that Jorge
passed me off on Mindy.

758
00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:36,779
I mean. That shop is completely
out of control since you left.

759
00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:39,014
- Well. Good. That's what he gets.
- Sorry.

760
00:42:40,791 --> 00:42:42,122
Speak o' the devil!

761
00:42:44,628 --> 00:42:47,153
My angel. Sweetness.
My God. I'm so sorry.

762
00:42:47,264 --> 00:42:48,993
I heard about the mishap
with your hair.

763
00:42:49,099 --> 00:42:52,125
And I want you to know
that Mindy has been released.

764
00:42:52,236 --> 00:42:56,673
Sweetheart. Don't worry about that.
Gina's taking care of me.

765
00:42:56,774 --> 00:42:57,741
Gina who?

766
00:42:57,841 --> 00:42:59,365
You know, Gina Gina.

767
00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,603
- Say "hello, " Gina.
- It's Gina. Bitch.

768
00:43:02,479 --> 00:43:03,741
Bye. Jorge.

769
00:43:04,748 --> 00:43:06,807
- That felt good!
- Yes. It did!

770
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:12,016
Can you get her
a free cappuccino. Please?

771
00:43:12,122 --> 00:43:14,784
- The devil is everywhere. It don't mean...
- Be nice!

772
00:43:14,892 --> 00:43:16,325
I ain't talking to that woman.

773
00:43:16,427 --> 00:43:19,260
So what you girls think
about that Janice Jackson?

774
00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,621
Janet. Janet. Baby.

775
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:23,324
Janet... Jackson.

776
00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:26,026
She's crazy. Huh?

777
00:43:26,136 --> 00:43:29,765
- Why she gotta be crazy?
- Well. You know. With the titty and all that.

778
00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:32,000
- What's wrong with the titty?
- No. I like...

779
00:43:32,109 --> 00:43:33,098
You like titties?

780
00:43:33,210 --> 00:43:34,404
No. I mean...

781
00:43:36,981 --> 00:43:39,347
I don't know if I'm fittin' in here.

782
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,543
- Well. You just got here.
- Yeah. I know.

783
00:43:41,652 --> 00:43:46,783
I know I just got here.
But I feel really. Really...

784
00:43:47,658 --> 00:43:48,625
white.

785
00:43:48,726 --> 00:43:52,162
You feel really white
as opposed to what other color?

786
00:43:52,262 --> 00:43:55,527
You know what I mean.
I'm not as hip as you guys are.

787
00:43:55,633 --> 00:43:58,932
Don't get me wrong. I can handle
the girls. As lame as I think they are.

788
00:43:59,036 --> 00:44:00,970
I can roll with the punches.

789
00:44:01,071 --> 00:44:04,529
But the fact is. I've only
had one client since I got here.

790
00:44:04,642 --> 00:44:05,904
And you gave her to me.

791
00:44:06,010 --> 00:44:08,205
So... maybe I should just go.

792
00:44:09,213 --> 00:44:11,579
Who should go
is that crazy-ass lady out there

793
00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:13,741
hustlin' them bean pies
and monkey bread.

794
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:16,513
- Like she got Tourette's or somethin'.
- I don't know.

795
00:44:16,620 --> 00:44:18,019
I ain't never seen
nobody do nothin' like that.

796
00:44:18,122 --> 00:44:21,717
Got a twitch or somethin'.
No, Lynn. You fine.

797
00:44:21,825 --> 00:44:23,520
You know.
Like when I was at Jorge's.

798
00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:28,655
Shoot. You think it wasn't hard
bein' the only "moniker" up in the shop?

799
00:44:29,299 --> 00:44:32,268
But I stuck it out.
And people warmed up...

800
00:44:32,369 --> 00:44:36,738
And eventually. It was like. Blam!
I was doin' the damn thing.

801
00:44:38,642 --> 00:44:40,075
And so will you.

802
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:44,847
Besides. You can't leave me
with these crazy people.

803
00:44:45,315 --> 00:44:48,011
Girl. I knew you liked them greens!

804
00:44:48,585 --> 00:44:52,487
You keep eatin' like that.
You gonna grow a big ol' Petey Pablo.

805
00:44:52,589 --> 00:44:55,717
Lil Jon and the EastSide Boyz.
Ying Yang Twin booty!

806
00:44:56,627 --> 00:44:59,926
Big booty just like Ida got.
You know. Turnips did all o' that.

807
00:45:00,364 --> 00:45:01,388
Girl. I knew you liked 'em.

808
00:45:01,498 --> 00:45:03,625
- Thank you, Gina.
- No problem. Girl.

809
00:45:03,734 --> 00:45:05,861
- I got your back.
- Me. Too.

810
00:45:05,969 --> 00:45:07,095
All right.

811
00:45:07,838 --> 00:45:10,568
- What?!
- I got hungry.

812
00:45:10,674 --> 00:45:12,699
- They're good.
- I see.

813
00:45:14,545 --> 00:45:15,910
The oppressor.

814
00:45:16,013 --> 00:45:18,481
- Who?
- State Board.

815
00:45:24,888 --> 00:45:26,287
I'm Gina. I'm the new owner.

816
00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:28,381
Well. Guess what, Gina-new-owner?

817
00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:31,950
You have some major problems.
Inspector Crawford. State Board.

818
00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:34,792
I have to cite you
for the discarded equipment

819
00:45:34,898 --> 00:45:36,195
you have stacked up
out in the alley.

820
00:45:37,468 --> 00:45:39,868
Big Mike's Moving & Hauling
is picking that up today.

821
00:45:41,004 --> 00:45:43,871
- They always are.
- No. They real...

822
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:52,743
This is for $500.
Come on. Man. I just bought this place.

823
00:45:52,850 --> 00:45:54,977
I can't afford to be gettin' hit
with tickets like this.

824
00:45:55,085 --> 00:45:57,610
You sure can't.
Next one will be 1.000.

825
00:45:57,721 --> 00:45:59,621
One more after that
and I shut you down.

826
00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:01,247
Have a nice day.

827
00:46:01,358 --> 00:46:03,019
"Have a nice day, "

828
00:46:08,065 --> 00:46:09,396
Now y'all comin'.

829
00:46:15,038 --> 00:46:18,007
Well. Your timin' is perfect.
Y'all slow.

830
00:46:18,108 --> 00:46:19,871
My bad. I been
runnin' solo for a month.

831
00:46:19,977 --> 00:46:22,468
And my boss. He think
I'm some kind of slave.

832
00:46:22,579 --> 00:46:23,841
Sign here.

833
00:46:24,848 --> 00:46:26,042
How long was you down for?

834
00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:29,849
Four months. Paroled out early.

835
00:46:29,953 --> 00:46:33,047
- Possession?
- Now. Why you gotta assume a brother...

836
00:46:33,857 --> 00:46:36,451
Illegal sale of a restricted narcotic.

837
00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:40,062
So. Where's the countertops and stuff?

838
00:46:40,931 --> 00:46:44,162
- Everything is back there in the alley.
- A'ight.

839
00:46:44,268 --> 00:46:47,931
By the way. Who does your hair?
Your braids is tight.

840
00:46:48,505 --> 00:46:50,166
Thanks. I do it myself.

841
00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:51,639
Come on.

842
00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:54,233
For real. I used to braid
in the shop around the way.

843
00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:56,175
Then I caught this little case.
You know.

844
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,714
But even in the pen. I did braid
all the homies' hair on the block.

845
00:47:02,252 --> 00:47:03,412
You like drivin' that truck?

846
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:06,011
Ain't nothin' really else out there.

847
00:47:08,258 --> 00:47:09,782
Well... we may take...

848
00:47:10,894 --> 00:47:13,920
Dawg. How long it gon' take?

849
00:47:20,938 --> 00:47:23,372
Our boy is fine.

850
00:47:23,473 --> 00:47:25,065
Damn fine.

851
00:47:25,709 --> 00:47:28,303
I'd do him in a heartbeat
if I wasn't so damn fertile.

852
00:47:29,680 --> 00:47:32,877
- And didn't have a husband.
- He is cute.

853
00:47:34,885 --> 00:47:35,943
Thanks.

854
00:47:37,588 --> 00:47:38,714
Thanks.

855
00:47:39,957 --> 00:47:41,720
You got me next. Right?

856
00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:44,388
I think I was here before you.

857
00:47:44,494 --> 00:47:46,758
What the hell is you talkin' about?
You ain't got no hair.

858
00:47:46,864 --> 00:47:49,492
- What?
- What's he gon' do. Braid your scalp?

859
00:47:49,600 --> 00:47:50,794
- You watch your...
- Ladies. Listen.

860
00:47:50,901 --> 00:47:52,869
I promise I'll take care of both o' y'all.

861
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:54,904
- I think she was here first.
- But she...

862
00:47:55,005 --> 00:47:57,997
Let me just take care o' her
and then I'll definitely gon' get back to you.

863
00:47:58,108 --> 00:48:01,339
'Cause in my mind. I'm still tryin'
to figure out how I'm gonna...

864
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:09,717
But I'm telling you.
Somethin' just ain't right.

865
00:48:12,990 --> 00:48:14,821
It's like he's too good-looking.

866
00:48:14,925 --> 00:48:17,325
You can't tell by looking
at the brother if he's gender-specific.

867
00:48:17,427 --> 00:48:21,056
Josephine. Come on!
Look at the muscles on that boy.

868
00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:22,995
Fifty percent pumpin' iron.

869
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,968
And the rest from fightin'
the brothers off that booty.

870
00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,901
He got a little swish down river.

871
00:48:31,141 --> 00:48:33,075
He is beautiful. Ain't he?

872
00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:37,075
- Straight diamond in the rough.
- All shiny.

873
00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:38,807
'Scuse me. Let me see
if he wants some cappuccino.

874
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,315
No. Sh...

875
00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,408
- Dang.
- I don't know.

876
00:48:42,519 --> 00:48:44,487
I think he's straight.

877
00:48:46,189 --> 00:48:47,451
You are so new.

878
00:48:47,557 --> 00:48:48,751
James. You want a cappuccino?

879
00:48:48,859 --> 00:48:50,190
- Yeah. Please.
- Here you go.

880
00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:52,795
- You want one?
- No. I'm okay. Thanks.

881
00:48:52,896 --> 00:48:54,090
Cappuccino?

882
00:48:59,202 --> 00:49:00,294
Swish-swish.

883
00:49:00,404 --> 00:49:02,201
You better work

884
00:49:02,306 --> 00:49:03,398
Work it. Girl

885
00:49:03,507 --> 00:49:04,872
- Cover girl.
- Do your thing!

886
00:49:04,975 --> 00:49:07,205
- Shante. Shante.
- On the runway!

887
00:49:07,311 --> 00:49:08,835
- Work. Cover gir...
- Get that phone.

888
00:49:12,015 --> 00:49:14,313
It's a great day
for a press and curl here at Gin...

889
00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:19,150
Hold on.

890
00:49:20,290 --> 00:49:21,951
It's a Darnelle.

891
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:24,052
What up. D?

892
00:49:25,228 --> 00:49:26,422
You where?

893
00:49:41,945 --> 00:49:45,278
How does a grown-ass woman
get herself into this kind of trouble?

894
00:49:45,382 --> 00:49:48,078
How was I supposed to know
the bike was stolen?

895
00:49:48,185 --> 00:49:49,447
It don't matter.

896
00:49:49,553 --> 00:49:52,579
You gonna have to start makin'
some better choices with these men.

897
00:49:52,689 --> 00:49:54,919
This is the last time
I'm bailin' you out.

898
00:49:55,025 --> 00:49:57,255
Next time. I'ma let
your little butt sit there

899
00:49:57,361 --> 00:50:01,161
and let the chicks from "C" Block
pass you around for a carton o' cigarettes.

900
00:50:01,264 --> 00:50:03,255
They'll love a little freak like you.

901
00:50:03,367 --> 00:50:07,030
- You gonna tell my mom about this?
- No. I ain't gonna tell your mama.

902
00:50:07,137 --> 00:50:08,934
I should.

903
00:50:09,039 --> 00:50:11,132
- Look...
- Why raise her blood pressure?

904
00:50:11,241 --> 00:50:14,802
Thank you. Okay? Thank you.
Look. I'm sorry and I'll pay you back.

905
00:50:14,911 --> 00:50:19,314
- With what. D? You ain't even workin'.
- I know that.

906
00:50:19,416 --> 00:50:22,749
But, look. I'll find a way.
I promise.

907
00:50:22,853 --> 00:50:25,754
That's for sure. Ain't no secret
I'm gettin' my money back.

908
00:50:26,723 --> 00:50:29,715
I'ma get my money
one way or another.

909
00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:46,806
Cappuccino?

910
00:50:51,581 --> 00:50:53,913
Cappuccino? Water?

911
00:50:54,985 --> 00:50:57,647
There you go.
Say it like you mean it.

912
00:50:57,754 --> 00:51:00,154
No. Scratch that.
Like you love it.

913
00:51:03,593 --> 00:51:06,289
- You want a cappuccino?
- No. Baby.

914
00:51:06,396 --> 00:51:08,762
I don't eat or drink
nothing I can't spell.

915
00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,938
You must be
like the spellin' bee champ.

916
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,600
Don't look like your mouth
is shy to a fork at all.

917
00:51:23,747 --> 00:51:26,511
Y'all hold it down.
I'm goin' to make a bank run.

918
00:51:39,229 --> 00:51:40,719
Say now, lover.

919
00:51:41,598 --> 00:51:45,125
Lookin' like a piece o' red velvet cake.
So nice and sweet.

920
00:51:45,235 --> 00:51:48,227
Is your body named Visa?
'Cause it's everywhere I wanna be.

921
00:51:49,739 --> 00:51:51,206
Why don't you get some business?

922
00:51:51,308 --> 00:51:53,970
I got some business.
I'm shootin' footage for my music video.

923
00:51:54,077 --> 00:51:56,545
If you want. You can come be in it.
Come shake a little somethin'.

924
00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:59,114
Let me guess. You probably
want me to wear a bathing suit

925
00:51:59,216 --> 00:52:02,014
or some tight booty shorts
with a fishnet halter top. Right?

926
00:52:02,119 --> 00:52:05,145
You ain't gotta wear no fishnet.
You could just wear a T-shirt.

927
00:52:06,156 --> 00:52:08,249
Just as long as you
don't mind gettin' it wet.

928
00:52:09,759 --> 00:52:12,387
- What's that you're listenin' to?
- Bach.

929
00:52:12,496 --> 00:52:14,657
Are you listenin' to Pac. Too?
That's what I listen to.

930
00:52:14,764 --> 00:52:19,133
Bach... as in Johann Sebastian.
Classical composer.

931
00:52:20,470 --> 00:52:23,405
He the one look like the old dude
on the oatmeal box. Right?

932
00:52:23,507 --> 00:52:25,168
Yeah. That's the one.

933
00:52:25,275 --> 00:52:26,833
Why you listen to that boring stuff?

934
00:52:26,943 --> 00:52:29,002
It's not boring. It's art.

935
00:52:30,614 --> 00:52:34,482
Dang.
Well. You got yo' art...

936
00:52:35,952 --> 00:52:37,419
...and I got mine.

937
00:52:37,521 --> 00:52:39,512
Now that's a money shot right there.

938
00:52:40,590 --> 00:52:42,148
Let's hat up. Ya'll.

939
00:52:42,259 --> 00:52:44,557
Cracker Barrel "bring-a-friend"
gon' be over!

940
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:47,186
I'm drivin'.
Y'all gon' be too full to walk back.

941
00:52:52,636 --> 00:52:53,603
Is that a purse?

942
00:52:53,703 --> 00:52:55,898
Nah. It's a man bag.

943
00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,098
A man bag?

944
00:52:57,207 --> 00:52:58,333
Yeah. A man bag.

945
00:52:58,441 --> 00:53:00,636
It's like the hottest new accessory
in men's fashion.

946
00:53:00,744 --> 00:53:03,304
You got some man lipstick
in that bag. James?

947
00:53:05,448 --> 00:53:08,349
They done took metrosexual too far.

948
00:53:08,451 --> 00:53:12,251
- Darnelle. You wanna come?
- I gotta stay and watch Vanessa.

949
00:53:14,624 --> 00:53:15,591
Lynn. You comin'?

950
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:18,388
No. I'ma hang out. I'll be fine.

951
00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:20,292
A'ight. I'ma bring you
back somethin' anyway.

952
00:53:32,876 --> 00:53:34,810
Them girls don't like me
so much. Do they?

953
00:53:34,911 --> 00:53:36,640
They don't even know you.

954
00:53:36,746 --> 00:53:40,238
How do you get to know someone
without trying to get to know someone?

955
00:53:40,350 --> 00:53:41,840
Like askin' 'em to lunch?

956
00:53:41,952 --> 00:53:44,045
I mean. Well. Some folks
just feel comfortable

957
00:53:44,154 --> 00:53:46,247
kickin' it with people they
have somethin' in common with.

958
00:53:46,356 --> 00:53:49,223
That's just racial profilin'.
That's all that is.

959
00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:51,260
When I worked
in my mama's shop in Blue Ridge.

960
00:53:51,361 --> 00:53:53,522
I did black. White. Polka-dotted hair.

961
00:53:53,630 --> 00:53:54,597
It don't matter.

962
00:53:54,698 --> 00:53:57,189
Well. This ain't your mama's shop
in Blue Ridge.

963
00:53:57,300 --> 00:53:59,427
This is the SWATS. The ghetto.

964
00:53:59,536 --> 00:54:01,834
And you need to show people
that you tryin' to fit in. Girl.

965
00:54:01,938 --> 00:54:03,064
I mean, look the part.

966
00:54:03,173 --> 00:54:04,936
I'm not followin'.

967
00:54:05,041 --> 00:54:08,169
Okay, Lynn, look.
It is all about the visual. Okay?

968
00:54:08,278 --> 00:54:10,303
You could be
the best hair stylist up in here.

969
00:54:10,413 --> 00:54:12,176
But can't nobody tell by lookin' at you!

970
00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:16,184
Girl. Presentation... is the key.

971
00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:19,585
Presentation?
What do you suggest?

972
00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,247
Just wait and see.

973
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:24,691
Just trust me.

974
00:54:24,794 --> 00:54:26,318
Miss Gina! I've been seein'

975
00:54:26,429 --> 00:54:28,897
everything you have been doin'
around here with the beauty shop.

976
00:54:28,999 --> 00:54:30,933
And the shop is fabulous. Honey!

977
00:54:31,034 --> 00:54:33,332
- Thank you. Hon.
- But if you wanna let these divas have it.

978
00:54:33,436 --> 00:54:35,131
You need one of my handbags
for the runway.

979
00:54:35,238 --> 00:54:37,968
Because it's spring.
And you don't want to be caught in suede.

980
00:54:38,074 --> 00:54:39,837
- That is cute.
- Yes. Miss Thing. Honey.

981
00:54:39,943 --> 00:54:41,171
And the pink.
You gotta have your pink.

982
00:54:41,278 --> 00:54:44,907
It's spring. Girl.
Push. Push. Fierce! It's fierce!

983
00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,607
You always gettin' me started out here.

984
00:54:46,716 --> 00:54:49,241
- Come on. Now. Chris.
- Girl. Honey.

985
00:54:49,352 --> 00:54:51,718
- Better work it.
- I'm gonna work it. Girl.

986
00:54:51,821 --> 00:54:53,948
- I'll catch you.
- I'll catch you.

987
00:54:54,057 --> 00:54:56,685
- Now. Push. Baby.
- Push. Diva. And catch it. Honey.

988
00:54:56,793 --> 00:55:00,251
I know that's right! I done talked to you
about slammin' in front of my shop!

989
00:55:00,363 --> 00:55:02,092
...if you're gonna let
these girls have it. Diva!

990
00:55:07,470 --> 00:55:09,665
Oh. My God.

991
00:55:10,607 --> 00:55:13,235
Hi, Gina!

992
00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:15,840
You like it?
Isn't it cute?

993
00:55:15,945 --> 00:55:18,675
And don't look over here. Honey.
Darnelle did that.

994
00:55:18,782 --> 00:55:20,545
- It look good. Right?
- It sure do.

995
00:55:22,185 --> 00:55:24,085
- Right?
- Right.

996
00:55:25,322 --> 00:55:27,620
I just said.
"When in Rome... "

997
00:55:36,566 --> 00:55:37,828
Don't shake that baby loose.

998
00:55:37,934 --> 00:55:41,802
Oh. Lord. Don't do that or we gon' get
indecency charges up in here.

999
00:55:41,905 --> 00:55:44,465
<i>See. I'm not one of these</i>
<i>so-called salad-chompin' sistahs</i>

1000
00:55:44,574 --> 00:55:47,702
<i>that weighs 52 pounds</i>
<i>with a wet T-shirt on, </i>

1001
00:55:47,811 --> 00:55:51,440
I got hips. Thighs and don't discriminate
against pies. You feel me?

1002
00:55:51,548 --> 00:55:55,348
<i>But. Ladies. Y'all with this gettin'</i>
<i>your stomach stapled just to lose weight?</i>

1003
00:55:55,452 --> 00:55:56,817
<i>That ain't good, </i>

1004
00:55:56,920 --> 00:56:00,253
Y'all know damn well that ain't no staples
in the stomach gonna stop you

1005
00:56:00,357 --> 00:56:02,882
<i>from poppin' one o' yo' mama's</i>
<i>famous biscuits in the mouth, </i>

1006
00:56:02,992 --> 00:56:04,960
<i>Am I in line?</i>

1007
00:56:05,061 --> 00:56:07,427
<i>Hotlanta. You know Helen's</i>
<i>keepin' it real with you, </i>

1008
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:09,293
Holler back at me.
I'll holler.

1009
00:56:09,399 --> 00:56:11,094
Holler!

1010
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,865
Be quiet. Y'all.
Oprah's on.

1011
00:56:22,712 --> 00:56:25,078
- Where you think you goin'?
- I will be right back. Okay?

1012
00:56:25,181 --> 00:56:26,341
I'll be right back.

1013
00:56:31,855 --> 00:56:33,345
That's what I'm talkin' about.

1014
00:56:34,791 --> 00:56:38,488
- Gimme some of that thug love.
- Thank you for comin' to see me.

1015
00:56:38,595 --> 00:56:40,028
What's happenin' with ya?
How ya livin'?

1016
00:56:40,130 --> 00:56:42,598
Oh. Man!

1017
00:56:43,633 --> 00:56:46,727
I got in some trouble.
And Gina loaned me this money.

1018
00:56:46,836 --> 00:56:48,997
So she got me workin' it off
in her salon.

1019
00:56:49,105 --> 00:56:51,096
They got you twisted. Huh?

1020
00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:53,505
Come on. Get with the money train
and let's ride.

1021
00:56:53,610 --> 00:56:54,941
Money train?

1022
00:56:55,044 --> 00:56:58,480
- I got a plan for you. Shorty.
- Oh. Hell. Yeah.

1023
00:56:58,581 --> 00:56:59,775
They'll be a'ight.

1024
00:56:59,883 --> 00:57:01,510
- Can we go shopping?
- I hear that.

1025
00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:03,279
I got somethin' for you. Too.

1026
00:57:08,491 --> 00:57:12,427
<i>Word for today is "chutzpah, "</i>
<i>It is... if you don't... do you know that word?</i>

1027
00:57:15,131 --> 00:57:18,726
- Who keeps unplugging this?
- <i>It is a Yiddish word that means... </i>

1028
00:57:22,806 --> 00:57:28,767
Amazing grace

1029
00:57:28,878 --> 00:57:30,402
Shut up. Josephine!

1030
00:57:32,649 --> 00:57:36,779
Dang! Are y'all havin' a slumber party?
Y'all didn't invite me?

1031
00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:39,719
- Willie. Now is not the time!
- A'ight then.

1032
00:57:39,823 --> 00:57:41,347
Hey. But I just came by here to tell ya

1033
00:57:41,458 --> 00:57:43,653
that I saw that inspector dude
over there at the barber shop.

1034
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:46,194
Damn! Like I need somethin' else
to be worried about.

1035
00:57:46,930 --> 00:57:48,795
Look. Just hold him off. Okay?
I'll be right back.

1036
00:57:48,898 --> 00:57:50,593
- I got that. Miss Gina.
- Go on over there with Auntie Lynn.

1037
00:57:50,700 --> 00:57:52,600
Go on. Go on. Get...
come up outta here. Go ahead.

1038
00:57:55,972 --> 00:57:59,203
Come on. Please be home. Joe.
I can't believe this.

1039
00:58:00,243 --> 00:58:02,234
Excuse me. Sir.
You wanna buy some candy bars?

1040
00:58:02,345 --> 00:58:04,677
- No. Thank you.
- I got Kit Kat. Mars. Snickers.

1041
00:58:04,781 --> 00:58:06,578
Come on. Kid. Not tonight.

1042
00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:09,151
Please let his sarcastic ass be here.

1043
00:58:10,887 --> 00:58:13,412
Please be there.
Please be there. Please be there.

1044
00:58:22,866 --> 00:58:23,958
I need your help.

1045
00:58:24,801 --> 00:58:26,632
Okay. Let me grab a shirt.

1046
00:58:29,272 --> 00:58:31,172
I got... I got cherry. Apple.

1047
00:58:32,175 --> 00:58:33,733
Okay. Well. How 'bout you buy
some candy. Right?

1048
00:58:33,843 --> 00:58:37,438
And I don't tell the fellas right here
that you got a Rolex in that briefcase.

1049
00:58:37,547 --> 00:58:38,673
I don't have a...

1050
00:58:47,624 --> 00:58:49,524
All right.
You say you got Blow Pops?

1051
00:58:49,626 --> 00:58:51,753
- Blow Pops.
- Every flavor. Dawg.

1052
00:58:51,861 --> 00:58:54,022
- Okay. I'll have a cherry.
- Five dollars. Okay. Yeah.

1053
00:58:54,130 --> 00:58:55,427
- You kinda broke.
- All right.

1054
00:59:02,639 --> 00:59:04,004
All right. Joe!

1055
00:59:05,675 --> 00:59:08,439
Oh. My God!
Thank you. Joe. You saved me.

1056
00:59:10,246 --> 00:59:12,544
The generator is only
going to hold for a while.

1057
00:59:12,649 --> 00:59:14,139
You need to get this place fixed.

1058
00:59:14,250 --> 00:59:15,376
I will.

1059
00:59:15,485 --> 00:59:19,854
- I just... I have to find the money to do it.
- You'll pay me later.

1060
00:59:19,956 --> 00:59:21,253
I'll help you out.

1061
00:59:27,463 --> 00:59:28,691
Bye. Ladies.

1062
00:59:28,798 --> 00:59:30,459
Bye. Joe.

1063
00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:35,701
Miss Norris.

1064
00:59:36,773 --> 00:59:40,436
What. Are we the only shop
in Atlanta you like to harass?

1065
00:59:40,543 --> 00:59:43,842
When Miss Angeline owned this place.
I ain't never seen y'all up in here.

1066
00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:45,414
I'm just doing my job.

1067
00:59:46,749 --> 00:59:49,217
All right, look.
The generator is just temporary.

1068
00:59:49,319 --> 00:59:51,879
But I have an electrician.
He's coming on Monday.

1069
00:59:51,988 --> 00:59:53,649
He's gonna rewire
the whole place for me.

1070
00:59:53,756 --> 00:59:56,884
It's all very nice. Very nice.
But there's a new state regulation

1071
00:59:56,993 --> 00:59:58,927
that says all hairdryers
of this capacity

1072
00:59:59,028 --> 01:00:01,155
have to have
their own independent wall plug.

1073
01:00:01,264 --> 01:00:02,231
This is a new regulation.

1074
01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:04,357
Well. How the hell
am I supposed to know about it?

1075
01:00:04,467 --> 01:00:05,963
I just told you.
That's how.

1076
01:00:05,998 --> 01:00:07,459
I just told you.
That's how.

1077
01:00:07,570 --> 01:00:11,301
Get up to speed. Miss Norris.
One more of those... closed for good.

1078
01:00:12,375 --> 01:00:14,240
Ladies.

1079
01:00:14,344 --> 01:00:16,312
A thousand dollars?!

1080
01:00:16,412 --> 01:00:19,973
I mean. It's like I take two steps forward
to get knocked three steps back.

1081
01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:23,280
Can you go down to the bank
and ask 'em to increase your loan?

1082
01:00:23,386 --> 01:00:27,152
Ask for a increase? I'm barely
keepin' up with the payments I got now.

1083
01:00:27,256 --> 01:00:29,247
I mean. Somethin'
gotta turn around for this thing.

1084
01:00:29,359 --> 01:00:31,554
Otherwise. It ain't lookin'
too good for the shop.

1085
01:00:31,661 --> 01:00:34,061
No, Gina.
Now. We can do somethin'.

1086
01:00:34,163 --> 01:00:37,223
I got a little bit stored away.
We can have a garage sale.

1087
01:00:37,333 --> 01:00:39,426
I mean. How much do we need?

1088
01:00:41,804 --> 01:00:43,897
Oh. Shit!
Excuse me. Lord.

1089
01:00:44,007 --> 01:00:45,872
We need Jesus.

1090
01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:47,534
Hey. Y'all.

1091
01:00:48,544 --> 01:00:52,708
In before dawn.
Good night, Gina.

1092
01:00:55,618 --> 01:00:58,212
- Gina. Did you tell her?
- No. I ain't tell her.

1093
01:00:58,321 --> 01:01:00,221
I swear Mama stay mad at me.

1094
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:01,290
I wonder why.

1095
01:01:01,391 --> 01:01:03,188
What happened
to "I'll be right back"?

1096
01:01:04,894 --> 01:01:05,952
My bad, Gina.

1097
01:01:06,562 --> 01:01:10,089
Glen just came down from New York.
And I hadn't seen him.

1098
01:01:10,199 --> 01:01:11,826
Girl. He has his own record label.

1099
01:01:11,934 --> 01:01:14,528
And he wants me
to be on his next album.

1100
01:01:15,438 --> 01:01:16,598
You can't even sing.

1101
01:01:18,341 --> 01:01:20,206
A'ight. Look at this.

1102
01:01:24,380 --> 01:01:25,677
What's this?

1103
01:01:25,782 --> 01:01:28,182
That's the bail money that I owe you.

1104
01:01:28,284 --> 01:01:30,912
Glen gave me some cash.
So now we even.

1105
01:01:31,020 --> 01:01:32,510
I don't have to work
in the shop no more.

1106
01:01:32,622 --> 01:01:34,089
What'd you do to get that money?

1107
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:36,090
Now, Gina. Come on. Please!

1108
01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:38,786
You know I don't get down
like that. Okay?

1109
01:01:39,529 --> 01:01:43,192
But, look. If a dude wanna pay my bills.
I'm gonna let him pay my bills.

1110
01:01:43,299 --> 01:01:46,291
You know what? Shut up. Darnelle.
'Cause you sound real stupid right now.

1111
01:01:46,402 --> 01:01:50,099
Okay? You just lazy.
You lazy and you wastin' your life.

1112
01:01:50,206 --> 01:01:51,798
And you wastin' my time!

1113
01:01:51,908 --> 01:01:54,433
Why don't you use
your little money to go buy a clue?

1114
01:02:10,860 --> 01:02:13,556
Stacy. I don't understand.

1115
01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:16,154
Joanne Marcus
was supposed to be here at 10:00.

1116
01:02:16,265 --> 01:02:20,167
And this is not a coffee shop.
If you want to eat. You eat in the back.

1117
01:02:41,190 --> 01:02:43,055
Doughnuts!

1118
01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:46,188
You killin' me. D.
Come on. Now.

1119
01:02:46,295 --> 01:02:49,287
If you change your mind and you
don't want any. They'll be in the back.

1120
01:02:49,398 --> 01:02:52,196
And I'll even restock
the shelves while I'm at it.

1121
01:02:55,972 --> 01:02:59,032
Joanne Marcus!
Terri. Where'd you find her?

1122
01:02:59,142 --> 01:03:00,507
Look at you!

1123
01:03:00,610 --> 01:03:02,908
Oh. Why not? Everyone else is.

1124
01:03:03,579 --> 01:03:04,705
You grew.

1125
01:03:04,814 --> 01:03:06,111
Yes. I did.

1126
01:03:06,215 --> 01:03:08,979
Eight thousand a pop.
Had my nipples done. Too.

1127
01:03:09,085 --> 01:03:10,052
You wanna feel them?

1128
01:03:10,153 --> 01:03:11,711
Maybe later.

1129
01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:14,187
I ran into Joanne
down at Saks and told her

1130
01:03:14,290 --> 01:03:16,724
how wonderful your new place was
and dragged her down to see you.

1131
01:03:16,826 --> 01:03:18,987
And not a moment too soon.
Girl. What you doin' with that hair?

1132
01:03:19,095 --> 01:03:21,290
I know.
My hair misses you, Gina.

1133
01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:23,422
Well. Your timin' is good.
My chair is open.

1134
01:03:24,967 --> 01:03:28,232
Girl! I got the same purse.

1135
01:03:28,337 --> 01:03:31,170
Did you get yours from Bernard
at the Piggly Wiggly in Decatur?

1136
01:03:31,274 --> 01:03:32,571
Piggly Wiggly?

1137
01:03:32,675 --> 01:03:34,609
Yeah. He sells thongs. Too.

1138
01:03:38,314 --> 01:03:39,372
He works here?

1139
01:03:39,482 --> 01:03:41,382
That he does.

1140
01:03:41,484 --> 01:03:44,419
Gina. Is that monkey-fish cat-bread lady
gonna be here today?

1141
01:03:55,765 --> 01:03:56,732
Bitch.

1142
01:04:03,039 --> 01:04:05,769
So. If you had to take a wild guess.
How many grams of fat

1143
01:04:05,875 --> 01:04:08,002
would you say
are in a plate of your greens?

1144
01:04:08,110 --> 01:04:09,873
Baby. My greens is all fat.

1145
01:04:09,979 --> 01:04:12,948
Matter of fact. I found every fat
you could find to put in my greens.

1146
01:04:13,049 --> 01:04:16,280
I got fatback. Salt pork.
Vienna sausage. Ham slices.

1147
01:04:16,385 --> 01:04:19,513
Pork chop. Pork rinds.
And I got bacon bits in these greens.

1148
01:04:19,622 --> 01:04:20,987
- Talk dirty to me!
- That's right.

1149
01:04:21,090 --> 01:04:22,557
Say it with me, "Fat is good, "

1150
01:04:22,658 --> 01:04:25,286
- Fat is good.
- That's right. Sho nuff is!

1151
01:04:25,394 --> 01:04:28,454
- You should cater.
- Baby. Franchise. Think big.

1152
01:04:28,564 --> 01:04:31,362
Please tell me you have some
of that magic potion hair stuff for me.

1153
01:04:31,467 --> 01:04:32,695
You know I do.

1154
01:04:33,636 --> 01:04:35,536
Some o' your magic what-what?

1155
01:04:35,638 --> 01:04:36,605
It's not no magic.

1156
01:04:36,706 --> 01:04:39,072
It's just some conditioner
that I mix up in my kitchen. What?

1157
01:04:39,175 --> 01:04:42,440
Mix up in yo' kitchen?
What is it? Hair crack?

1158
01:04:44,146 --> 01:04:47,013
The stuff is great.
They should be sellin' it in stores!

1159
01:04:47,116 --> 01:04:49,311
They should.
They really should.

1160
01:04:49,418 --> 01:04:52,478
Gina. I know a few corporate vendors
on the beauty supply side.

1161
01:04:52,588 --> 01:04:54,613
They're always lookin'
for the next big thing.

1162
01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,783
Well. Hey. You know
I wanna be the next big thing.

1163
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,555
Well. Float me a few bottles.
I'll see what I can do.

1164
01:04:59,662 --> 01:05:00,993
Girl. I will float you a damn case.

1165
01:05:01,097 --> 01:05:04,260
Why you holdin' out, Gina?
Hook us up with some o' your hair crack.

1166
01:05:04,367 --> 01:05:06,426
It is not hair crack. It's conditioner.

1167
01:05:06,535 --> 01:05:08,696
Yeah, Gina. Hook us up!

1168
01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:13,437
Either you got a bee sting
of the breasts

1169
01:05:13,542 --> 01:05:16,340
or you got some serious work
done to your bosom area.

1170
01:05:16,445 --> 01:05:18,572
I sure did and I love 'em.

1171
01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:21,275
Well. For $8.000 a pop.
You better love 'em.

1172
01:05:21,384 --> 01:05:22,817
Hold up. Heidi.

1173
01:05:22,919 --> 01:05:27,652
You paid 8.000
American dollars... per titty?

1174
01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,418
Yes. I did.

1175
01:05:29,525 --> 01:05:32,221
Girl. You coulda bought
yourself a Saturn with that.

1176
01:05:32,328 --> 01:05:35,456
Now. You see all this right here.
All this ludicrousness goin' on here?

1177
01:05:35,564 --> 01:05:39,193
Okay. This implant. Plastic surgery stuff?
It's more of a white girl thing.

1178
01:05:39,302 --> 01:05:42,294
No, Chanel.
Black girls get it done. Too.

1179
01:05:42,405 --> 01:05:43,429
I'm not sayin' we don't.

1180
01:05:43,539 --> 01:05:46,440
I'm just sayin'. You know.
We don't get all crazy like y'all do.

1181
01:05:46,542 --> 01:05:49,443
You know. Injecting your asses
in your lips is just nasty.

1182
01:05:49,545 --> 01:05:50,534
Girl. Who you tellin'?

1183
01:05:50,646 --> 01:05:54,047
Now. I may get a couple
o' unruly back or chest hairs plucked.

1184
01:05:54,150 --> 01:05:56,618
Other than that.
I just be chillin'. I don't...

1185
01:06:00,856 --> 01:06:01,823
What?

1186
01:06:02,725 --> 01:06:06,126
So. What I'm saying is.
You know. Some folks. You know.

1187
01:06:06,228 --> 01:06:10,528
Have to pay to look good.
While other are just born that way.

1188
01:06:10,633 --> 01:06:11,998
It's the Motherland. Baby.

1189
01:06:12,101 --> 01:06:14,092
Well. Which way were you born.
Ass-backwards?

1190
01:06:14,837 --> 01:06:17,635
Because statements
like that just personifies your ignorance

1191
01:06:17,740 --> 01:06:20,334
as it pertains to the topic of beauty.

1192
01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:28,913
Excuse me? I know Botox Barbie
isn't tryin' to call me ignorant.

1193
01:06:29,018 --> 01:06:30,849
- I heard her say "your mama, "
- Hey. Calm down. Hussies.

1194
01:06:30,953 --> 01:06:33,183
This ain't no remake
o' "Black Mama. White Mama"!

1195
01:06:33,289 --> 01:06:34,813
I throw the peace card on ya.

1196
01:06:34,924 --> 01:06:36,289
Thank you. Miss Josephine.

1197
01:06:36,392 --> 01:06:39,555
Come on. Let's go get this hair done.
So you need to shampoo...

1198
01:06:48,304 --> 01:06:50,772
Does he ever leave that apartment?

1199
01:06:52,775 --> 01:06:54,538
That piano playin'
is gettin' on my nerves.

1200
01:06:55,378 --> 01:06:57,539
Which is why you
haven't patched up the ceiling yet.

1201
01:06:57,646 --> 01:07:01,673
Excuse you.
I've been busy, "mademoiselle, "

1202
01:07:01,784 --> 01:07:04,776
Why don't you get your things together
so I can take you to church to practice?

1203
01:07:06,055 --> 01:07:08,216
Have you decided
what you wanna play for your recital yet?

1204
01:08:19,061 --> 01:08:20,358
Shoot.

1205
01:08:27,069 --> 01:08:32,564
I was just...
checkin' out your big... spear.

1206
01:08:33,242 --> 01:08:34,539
Sorry.

1207
01:08:36,312 --> 01:08:37,779
Would you like to join us?

1208
01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:40,405
Can you show me the intervals again?

1209
01:08:40,516 --> 01:08:43,883
Well. Each chord progression
is three steps apart.

1210
01:08:49,125 --> 01:08:51,889
See? That's why
he called it "Giant Steps, "

1211
01:08:51,994 --> 01:08:54,588
You won't hear anybody
playin' this at my recital.

1212
01:08:54,697 --> 01:08:58,360
- So what are you gonna play?
- I don't know.

1213
01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:01,629
- I'm all confused.
- What are you confused about?

1214
01:09:01,737 --> 01:09:03,068
Listen to your heart...

1215
01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:06,732
...and your fingers will follow.

1216
01:09:17,887 --> 01:09:21,516
<i>So. This next song</i>
<i>goes out to all the finger-in-your-face, </i>

1217
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:23,717
<i>Callin'- me-out-my-name heifers, </i>

1218
01:09:23,826 --> 01:09:26,056
<i>You can get all up</i>
<i>in my face if you want to, </i>

1219
01:09:26,162 --> 01:09:27,527
<i>But don't get it twisted. Baby, </i>

1220
01:09:27,630 --> 01:09:28,722
'Cause guess what?

1221
01:09:33,836 --> 01:09:36,327
Well. I'll take your man
right out the box

1222
01:09:36,438 --> 01:09:38,565
And put him
under my padlocks

1223
01:09:38,674 --> 01:09:41,074
So when you see us together
chillin' in the place

1224
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:43,372
Cold walkin' and sportin' him
in your face

1225
01:09:43,479 --> 01:09:45,743
Go ahead. Roll your eyes.
Suck your teeth

1226
01:09:45,848 --> 01:09:48,146
Keep huffin' and puffin'
like a dog in heat

1227
01:09:48,250 --> 01:09:50,411
You know whassup
I ain't no poo-putt

1228
01:09:50,519 --> 01:09:53,920
'Cause Pepa kicks butt off
young bucks like you

1229
01:09:54,023 --> 01:09:55,456
And the rest of your crew

1230
01:09:55,558 --> 01:09:57,753
If moms want static
I'll diss her. Too

1231
01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:00,260
So scram.
You know who I am

1232
01:10:00,362 --> 01:10:01,954
Damn. Chick.
Don't play me close

1233
01:10:02,064 --> 01:10:03,122
'Cause I'll take your m...

1234
01:10:09,838 --> 01:10:12,136
You know. I was just...

1235
01:10:12,241 --> 01:10:13,503
Takin' someone's man?

1236
01:10:16,545 --> 01:10:18,706
I'll take your man

1237
01:10:18,814 --> 01:10:20,577
So I'm not playin'
any Beethoven or Mozart.

1238
01:10:20,683 --> 01:10:23,465
Too overdone.
I'm thinkin' Coltrane or Monk.

1239
01:10:23,500 --> 01:10:26,248
Too overdone.
I'm thinkin' Coltrane or Monk.

1240
01:10:26,355 --> 01:10:30,052
Then again. Some Miles
or Stevie Wonder. Maybe some...

1241
01:10:30,159 --> 01:10:32,684
Girl. Go and play
with your little friend. Please.

1242
01:10:34,730 --> 01:10:35,754
Clown.

1243
01:10:35,864 --> 01:10:36,831
Yo. Whassup. V?

1244
01:10:36,932 --> 01:10:39,400
- Still shootin' behinds. Huh?
- Yup.

1245
01:10:39,501 --> 01:10:42,664
The booty is the cornerstone
of all hip-hop videos today.

1246
01:10:42,771 --> 01:10:44,671
If it ain't shakin'. It ain't sellin'.

1247
01:10:44,773 --> 01:10:45,762
Whatever.

1248
01:10:45,874 --> 01:10:48,707
Are you down for some Krispy Kreme?
I got the hook-up.

1249
01:10:48,811 --> 01:10:50,506
My play cousin. Howard.
Works over there.

1250
01:10:50,613 --> 01:10:53,810
He got shrimp doughnuts.
He got buffalo doughnuts...

1251
01:10:53,916 --> 01:10:56,817
He got... big booty doughnuts.

1252
01:10:56,919 --> 01:10:57,977
No. You didn't.

1253
01:10:58,087 --> 01:11:00,817
I don't eat doughnuts
with boys who exploit women.

1254
01:11:00,923 --> 01:11:01,981
Well. How about a burger. Then?

1255
01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:05,356
I don't want any of your shrimp burgers
or your buffalo burgers.

1256
01:11:05,461 --> 01:11:08,362
So. You and your two play cousins
can get to steppin'!

1257
01:11:08,464 --> 01:11:10,455
See. That's why I like older women.

1258
01:11:12,801 --> 01:11:14,132
There's one o' your men.

1259
01:11:17,606 --> 01:11:20,336
- I'll be right back.
- That's what you always say.

1260
01:11:20,442 --> 01:11:22,171
I don't know if she's a ho or not.

1261
01:11:22,278 --> 01:11:24,906
I ain't gon' say nothin'
'cause that's Gina's sister-in-law.

1262
01:11:28,450 --> 01:11:29,940
Hey. Baby.

1263
01:11:31,220 --> 01:11:33,484
- Are you happy to see me?
- Hey. Baby.

1264
01:11:33,589 --> 01:11:36,649
- You're so sweet.
- Thank you.

1265
01:11:36,759 --> 01:11:38,454
This is how sweet you are.

1266
01:11:40,062 --> 01:11:42,553
Oh. My good... Is that for me?
Oh. Baby.

1267
01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:45,759
You and only... you.

1268
01:11:46,602 --> 01:11:47,864
So here's the plan.
Let's get outta here.

1269
01:11:47,970 --> 01:11:51,030
Go get a drink. Listen to some music.
Just chill out for the rest of the day.

1270
01:11:51,140 --> 01:11:53,438
- How's that sound?
- Baby. It sounds so good.

1271
01:11:53,542 --> 01:11:56,511
I wish I could. But I gotta work.

1272
01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:58,637
Baby. Don't work the whole day away.
I'll bring you back.

1273
01:11:58,747 --> 01:12:01,272
I know. But you know what?
I've really gotta work, 'cause Gin...

1274
01:12:01,383 --> 01:12:02,850
I'm tryin' to get close to you.

1275
01:12:02,951 --> 01:12:05,419
Gina needs me. Okay. Baby?
Thank you.

1276
01:12:05,521 --> 01:12:07,421
I don't give a damn about no Gina!

1277
01:12:08,123 --> 01:12:09,715
Don't you ever grab me up like that!

1278
01:12:09,825 --> 01:12:11,315
You know how much money
I just spent on you?

1279
01:12:11,427 --> 01:12:13,861
- What the hell?
- Gina. You all right?

1280
01:12:14,530 --> 01:12:15,827
What's this goin' on?

1281
01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,764
Shut your rantin' ass
and get in my car. You hear me?

1282
01:12:18,867 --> 01:12:20,300
- Hell. No!
- D. You all right?

1283
01:12:20,402 --> 01:12:22,666
I know I just didn't see you
put yo' hands on that girl.

1284
01:12:22,771 --> 01:12:23,897
Take your ass back in there.
Do some heads.

1285
01:12:24,006 --> 01:12:25,496
Don't be tellin' me
where to take my ass.

1286
01:12:25,607 --> 01:12:27,131
You take your ass
from the front of my shop!

1287
01:12:27,242 --> 01:12:29,005
- Bitch. Get out of my f...
- Bitch?

1288
01:12:29,111 --> 01:12:31,341
I will burn yo' ass
with this damn curlin' iron.

1289
01:12:31,447 --> 01:12:33,347
- Careful with that.
- You're crazy. You fake-ass Avon!

1290
01:12:33,449 --> 01:12:34,814
But you need to keep
your hands to yourself.

1291
01:12:34,917 --> 01:12:36,578
- I'll be back.
- Don't try to call me some type of bi...

1292
01:12:36,685 --> 01:12:38,277
- What you? What you?
- What?

1293
01:12:38,387 --> 01:12:39,718
When you gonna do
some hair? What you?

1294
01:12:39,822 --> 01:12:41,687
- I'll burn yo' ass.
- Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

1295
01:12:41,790 --> 01:12:44,452
- We got a problem here?
- No. We ain't got no problem here. Man.

1296
01:12:44,560 --> 01:12:46,221
What you.
The mascot of the shop?

1297
01:12:46,328 --> 01:12:47,556
Take yo' foo-foo ass
back in there.

1298
01:12:47,663 --> 01:12:49,790
Go braid your eyebrows
or somethin'. Dawgs.

1299
01:12:50,866 --> 01:12:52,060
Check this out. Dude.

1300
01:12:54,002 --> 01:12:55,833
Did you see that?

1301
01:12:57,206 --> 01:12:58,298
I hate violence.

1302
01:13:00,175 --> 01:13:01,301
See? That's what you get.

1303
01:13:01,410 --> 01:13:05,107
You come here talkin' all that stuff
and you got knocked out!

1304
01:13:05,214 --> 01:13:08,775
See. That's why you need to learn
how to respect women.

1305
01:13:08,884 --> 01:13:13,947
Now. See, Willie got it all on camera
and he sell 'em in the hood for 14.99!

1306
01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:42,612
Well. I'll be damned!

1307
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:45,381
I'm gonna get him.

1308
01:13:48,791 --> 01:13:50,315
Remember me?

1309
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:53,190
Oh, <i>ja, </i> The shampooing girl.

1310
01:13:53,295 --> 01:13:55,354
So. How goes it
with the shampooing? Good?

1311
01:13:55,464 --> 01:14:00,299
The name is Lynn.
And I'm a stylist now. For your F.Y.I.

1312
01:14:00,402 --> 01:14:01,869
So?

1313
01:14:05,240 --> 01:14:07,504
So... yup.

1314
01:14:09,211 --> 01:14:11,771
Well. Well. Well.
You must be lost or somethin'.

1315
01:14:11,880 --> 01:14:14,371
Did you make a wrong turn
in your BMW?

1316
01:14:14,483 --> 01:14:17,509
No. Actually. I took the "Yaguar, "
And it's good to see you. Too, Gina.

1317
01:14:18,187 --> 01:14:19,279
He's in the "Yaguar, "

1318
01:14:19,388 --> 01:14:21,413
Sorry. I thought
you were in the Beamer.

1319
01:14:21,523 --> 01:14:22,512
Anyway. What do you want?

1320
01:14:22,624 --> 01:14:24,114
Gina. I am Jorge.

1321
01:14:24,226 --> 01:14:26,820
I want for nothing.
I just came by to see the shop.

1322
01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:29,955
I was curious about the place
that's been stealing all of my best clients.

1323
01:14:30,065 --> 01:14:33,000
Now I see why.
It's very trendy.

1324
01:14:33,101 --> 01:14:35,661
Very SoHo-loftish.
I love it.

1325
01:14:35,771 --> 01:14:37,739
I guess I'm not doin' too bad.
You know.

1326
01:14:37,840 --> 01:14:40,502
'Specially for a woman
who should be fallin' flat on her ass.

1327
01:14:41,310 --> 01:14:43,210
<i>Ja, </i> well... about that.

1328
01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:46,281
You know, Gina. I want you to know
I'm truly sorry for my words.

1329
01:14:46,381 --> 01:14:48,246
I was speaking
from that angry place.

1330
01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:51,183
And I do not wish
to reside there anymore.

1331
01:14:51,286 --> 01:14:56,485
I mean. I wish no ill will
upon you or your shop or your peeps.

1332
01:14:56,592 --> 01:14:58,492
I mean. Girlfriend.
You are doing it, <i>ja?</i>

1333
01:14:58,594 --> 01:14:59,686
Right?

1334
01:15:00,896 --> 01:15:04,627
It can't be easy. What with the overhead
and the paying of the fine

1335
01:15:04,733 --> 01:15:06,291
and the State Board coming by
at the worst times.

1336
01:15:06,401 --> 01:15:09,564
'Cause believe me. Baby. I've been there
and back to the other place.

1337
01:15:10,172 --> 01:15:11,196
And your point?

1338
01:15:11,306 --> 01:15:14,036
I just wanted to come by
to say that. You know.

1339
01:15:14,142 --> 01:15:18,841
If you ever need anything.
Anything at all. Lean on me.

1340
01:15:18,947 --> 01:15:22,212
When you're not strong.
I will be there. You know?

1341
01:15:22,317 --> 01:15:25,411
I mean. I am Jorge.
And there will always be

1342
01:15:25,521 --> 01:15:28,217
an open chair at Jorge's for Gina, <i>ja?</i>

1343
01:15:28,323 --> 01:15:31,417
Well. Thanks. Jorge.
That means a lot comin' from you.

1344
01:15:31,527 --> 01:15:33,586
But I don't think
I'm gonna be needin' that.

1345
01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:38,991
Okay. Well. Fair enough.
<i>Ciao. Wiedersehen, </i>

1346
01:15:44,139 --> 01:15:49,600
Congratulations on the twins.
But I see that they are not identical.

1347
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:57,652
- What the hell did he want?
- He came over to hate.

1348
01:15:58,520 --> 01:16:00,454
He's just jealous.

1349
01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:04,617
- Who was that?
- That was the infamous Jorge.

1350
01:16:04,726 --> 01:16:05,784
Got some nice shoes. Though.

1351
01:16:05,894 --> 01:16:07,225
You got some issues.

1352
01:16:07,329 --> 01:16:10,025
- Gina. Who's your girl?
- You are.

1353
01:16:10,132 --> 01:16:13,431
Yes. And who. When asked
to make something happen.

1354
01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:14,900
Is making something happen?

1355
01:16:15,003 --> 01:16:16,937
- You again?
- Correct.

1356
01:16:17,039 --> 01:16:19,269
And who was it
that talked up your conditioner

1357
01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:21,740
to the head of marketing
for <i>CoverGirl's</i> line of boutique products?

1358
01:16:21,843 --> 01:16:23,572
And why do they
want to meet with you?

1359
01:16:23,679 --> 01:16:25,874
- Don't play with me. I can't take it.
- I'm serious.

1360
01:16:25,981 --> 01:16:28,245
They wanna meet with you.
Fly you to New York. Talk some business.

1361
01:16:28,350 --> 01:16:31,285
They wanna fly me
to New York? Me?!

1362
01:16:31,386 --> 01:16:32,478
Oh. My God!

1363
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:35,189
- What?
- Thank you, Joanne!

1364
01:16:35,290 --> 01:16:37,417
- What's up?
- Oh. My God! Thank you!

1365
01:16:37,526 --> 01:16:39,357
Oh. My God!

1366
01:16:39,461 --> 01:16:42,988
<i>CoverGirl, </i>
<i>"CoverGirl"</i> is interested in my conditioner.

1367
01:16:45,033 --> 01:16:46,000
I can't believe it!

1368
01:16:46,101 --> 01:16:48,695
- You talkin' about that hair crack?
- Yes. I'm talkin' about the ha...

1369
01:16:48,804 --> 01:16:51,272
They can call it whatever they want.
As long as they sell it.

1370
01:16:51,373 --> 01:16:53,637
You hear me?
I feel like I just won the lottery.

1371
01:16:53,742 --> 01:16:55,039
That's great. It's brilliant.

1372
01:16:55,143 --> 01:16:56,701
Why don't you feel
like takin' us out to celebrate?

1373
01:16:56,812 --> 01:16:58,677
- Oh. Yeah. Man.
- I think I can do that.

1374
01:16:58,780 --> 01:17:01,044
We got to toast on this somewhere.

1375
01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:04,778
I can't drink. But I sure can eat
Cosmopolitan cheesecake!

1376
01:17:07,322 --> 01:17:11,258
Tonight we goin' out and we celebratin'.
We are gettin' it on. We gettin' tipsy...

1377
01:17:11,360 --> 01:17:13,794
Go on. Go sit your butt down.

1378
01:17:13,895 --> 01:17:17,558
We goin' out tonight! We partyin'!
Joanne. Please.

1379
01:17:19,368 --> 01:17:21,097
- Hey. Joe.
- Hey. Little one.

1380
01:17:21,203 --> 01:17:23,637
Guess what? <i>CoverGirl</i>
might buy my mom's conditioner.

1381
01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:26,503
So her and the girls
are goin' out tonight to celebrate.

1382
01:17:27,442 --> 01:17:30,707
Thought maybe you'd wanna come
and meet them there?

1383
01:17:31,446 --> 01:17:33,676
I'm not sure she wants me there.

1384
01:17:33,782 --> 01:17:37,081
But tell your mom I said congratulations.
That's great news.

1385
01:17:38,820 --> 01:17:42,347
- Talk to you later.
- Keep practicing.

1386
01:17:58,840 --> 01:18:00,364
Hey. Baby.

1387
01:18:01,843 --> 01:18:03,504
- Look at that girl over there.
- For real.

1388
01:18:03,612 --> 01:18:07,139
Girl. If I wasn't married. Pregnant.
And my feet didn't hurt.

1389
01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:10,013
I'd get with one
of these little chocolate kisses.

1390
01:18:10,118 --> 01:18:13,519
Yup. I can definitely see
why they call it Happy Hour!

1391
01:18:13,622 --> 01:18:16,591
Please. Honey. Happy Hour
ended a long time ago.

1392
01:18:16,692 --> 01:18:19,422
- It is Get Crunked Hour. Okay?
- All right.

1393
01:18:19,528 --> 01:18:22,019
Okay. Ladies... and James.

1394
01:18:22,130 --> 01:18:25,361
I just want to say thank you so much
for hangin' in there with me. Y'all.

1395
01:18:27,135 --> 01:18:29,069
You thought you wanted a Jorge's.

1396
01:18:29,171 --> 01:18:31,765
But you belong right here
in the 'hood with us.

1397
01:18:31,873 --> 01:18:34,137
- A'ight?
- Right. You ain't lyin'.

1398
01:18:34,242 --> 01:18:37,575
I ain't gonna front. When I met y'all
at Miss Angeline's that mornin'.

1399
01:18:37,679 --> 01:18:39,306
I thought I was in for the worst.

1400
01:18:39,414 --> 01:18:41,245
- What?
- And that's what I got.

1401
01:18:41,349 --> 01:18:44,682
Until them two birds left the shop.
And then I had the best!

1402
01:18:44,786 --> 01:18:46,151
All right. We'll toast to that.

1403
01:18:47,089 --> 01:18:50,957
Ah. Yes. Yes. I do.

1404
01:18:51,059 --> 01:18:54,859
To Gina.
Sistah. You are an inspiration.

1405
01:18:54,963 --> 01:18:59,764
"Whether it's the arch o' your back
or the sun o' your smile.

1406
01:18:59,868 --> 01:19:04,601
"The ride o' your breasts
or the grace o' your style.

1407
01:19:04,706 --> 01:19:10,008
"You are and always will be
a woman phenomenally.

1408
01:19:10,112 --> 01:19:13,741
Phenomenal woman!"
That's you.

1409
01:19:13,849 --> 01:19:15,282
Yes. It is.

1410
01:19:16,318 --> 01:19:18,684
Congratulations, Gina.
Would you like to dance?

1411
01:19:18,787 --> 01:19:20,254
What are you doing here?

1412
01:19:20,355 --> 01:19:22,448
Asking you to dance.

1413
01:19:22,557 --> 01:19:25,355
Now. Please. Say yes so it can look
like I have a little bit of game.

1414
01:19:25,460 --> 01:19:27,951
- Okay.
- Oh. My God. Girl!

1415
01:19:30,031 --> 01:19:34,229
- I wanna get tribal with y'all.
- That was like 1989.

1416
01:19:34,336 --> 01:19:36,770
Okay. Hand me the scissor.

1417
01:19:40,475 --> 01:19:41,499
So, Lynn...

1418
01:19:43,078 --> 01:19:44,204
You wanna move a little somethin'?

1419
01:19:45,147 --> 01:19:46,114
Move what?

1420
01:19:46,214 --> 01:19:48,011
He askin' you to dance. Crazy girl.

1421
01:19:49,217 --> 01:19:52,550
I thought he wanted me
to move some chairs or somethin'!

1422
01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:58,484
- Sure.
- All right. Go have fun.

1423
01:19:58,593 --> 01:20:00,823
- Go ahead.
- Go on. Now.

1424
01:20:00,929 --> 01:20:03,261
Her gonna need
some scissor. For real.

1425
01:20:03,365 --> 01:20:06,198
Did you see that?
Did you see that?

1426
01:20:06,301 --> 01:20:09,600
All these beautiful black girls
and he goes straight for the white girl.

1427
01:20:09,704 --> 01:20:12,138
I'm tellin' you. MTV is the devil.

1428
01:20:12,240 --> 01:20:14,606
Girl. What is wrong with you?
Okay. Who gives a damn?

1429
01:20:14,709 --> 01:20:16,836
The boy is gayer than Peter Pan
on a pair o' ice skates.

1430
01:20:28,523 --> 01:20:29,751
Okay. You know what?

1431
01:20:46,374 --> 01:20:48,137
- She dropped it like it's hot!
- Oh. Damn!

1432
01:21:02,057 --> 01:21:05,823
- I think we're bein' outdone.
- What? You think?

1433
01:21:14,302 --> 01:21:16,930
- What?!
- James is gay. All right.

1434
01:21:17,038 --> 01:21:18,801
He happier than hell!

1435
01:21:23,011 --> 01:21:24,308
- Girls...
- Yeah. Let's go.

1436
01:21:24,412 --> 01:21:26,471
- I see somethin' I need. Come on. Now.
- I'ma show her how you really do that.

1437
01:21:26,581 --> 01:21:27,639
Come on.

1438
01:21:37,092 --> 01:21:39,652
<i>This goes out to my girl Gina, </i>

1439
01:21:39,761 --> 01:21:43,720
<i>Some old school</i>
<i>Chicago steppin' music. Girl, </i>

1440
01:21:47,636 --> 01:21:48,898
- That's my song.
- Come on.

1441
01:22:22,771 --> 01:22:23,965
Is this your family?

1442
01:22:25,373 --> 01:22:28,433
My happily married sister
and her two kids.

1443
01:22:28,543 --> 01:22:29,805
They live in France.

1444
01:22:29,911 --> 01:22:32,277
Well. What about a wife and kids?

1445
01:22:34,115 --> 01:22:35,605
That never happen for you?

1446
01:22:38,253 --> 01:22:40,517
Many things
never happened for me.

1447
01:22:51,166 --> 01:22:52,724
And many things have.

1448
01:23:02,110 --> 01:23:04,374
I don't think I'm really...

1449
01:23:24,232 --> 01:23:26,757
You just played
the most beautiful chord ever.

1450
01:23:56,931 --> 01:23:59,161
- Pass the ball!
- Oh. Really?

1451
01:24:03,238 --> 01:24:04,762
Come on. Man. Pass the ball!

1452
01:24:20,522 --> 01:24:23,013
Gotta make sure you arrive safely.

1453
01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:30,259
Oh. My goodness.
That's it.

1454
01:24:31,666 --> 01:24:34,066
A case of my future
is on its way to <i>CoverGirl, </i>

1455
01:24:34,169 --> 01:24:37,104
Okay. Now. Listen. If they call you
and they need some more...

1456
01:24:37,205 --> 01:24:39,070
No, Gina. This is more than enough.

1457
01:24:39,340 --> 01:24:41,604
- Let's not get frantic. Okay?
- Okay.

1458
01:24:44,779 --> 01:24:46,644
Come on. Stop doin' that.

1459
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:51,512
Could you carry this to my car for me?
It's just outside.

1460
01:24:51,619 --> 01:24:54,486
- Yeah. I'll take it.
- Thanks.

1461
01:24:57,992 --> 01:24:59,323
Firm.

1462
01:25:04,065 --> 01:25:05,828
Excuse me, Joanne.

1463
01:25:06,634 --> 01:25:08,829
Would you mind
not doing that anymore?

1464
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:09,995
Doing what?

1465
01:25:10,105 --> 01:25:13,006
You know. The whole
smacking-on-the-butt thing.

1466
01:25:13,108 --> 01:25:16,737
James and I are kinda.
You know. Hanging out now.

1467
01:25:16,845 --> 01:25:18,745
I didn't know you guys were...

1468
01:25:18,847 --> 01:25:20,041
Yes. We are.

1469
01:25:20,148 --> 01:25:21,809
So. You understand.

1470
01:25:21,916 --> 01:25:23,406
Yeah. I understand...

1471
01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:26,682
...that you're afraid
of a little competition.

1472
01:25:28,723 --> 01:25:31,317
What's the matter, Lynn?
You afraid James might grow tired

1473
01:25:31,426 --> 01:25:35,863
of your wannabe-black girl routine
and fall for somethin' real. Like me?

1474
01:25:36,698 --> 01:25:38,029
Real?

1475
01:25:38,133 --> 01:25:40,795
Since when are two air bags
for breasts real, Joanne?

1476
01:25:40,902 --> 01:25:42,767
Maybe on my daddy's Chevy
they's real.

1477
01:25:42,871 --> 01:25:45,203
But on you.
They's just... ridiculous.

1478
01:25:47,475 --> 01:25:48,499
Excuse me?

1479
01:25:48,610 --> 01:25:49,872
You heard me.

1480
01:25:49,978 --> 01:25:51,468
Yeah. But I think I shouldn't have.

1481
01:25:51,579 --> 01:25:52,603
Yeah. But you did.

1482
01:25:52,714 --> 01:25:55,512
And I think what my girl
is sayin' is that she wants you

1483
01:25:55,617 --> 01:25:57,983
and your tetherball titties
to leave her man alone. All right?

1484
01:25:58,086 --> 01:26:01,852
Okay. Little Miss Hip-Hop.
I think I was speaking to Lynn.

1485
01:26:01,956 --> 01:26:03,890
White girl gone crazy.

1486
01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:06,517
What did you say to me?
Little Miss Hip-Hop?

1487
01:26:06,628 --> 01:26:09,290
- I will hip-hop my foot up...
- She threatened me.

1488
01:26:09,397 --> 01:26:12,423
- Did you hear that, Gina?
- Yeah. I heard all y'all.

1489
01:26:12,534 --> 01:26:15,128
I'm the client.
She should be fired. Right now!

1490
01:26:15,803 --> 01:26:18,363
Joanne. Calm down.
You know how we clown around here.

1491
01:26:18,473 --> 01:26:21,101
Now, look. Y'all are grown women.
Y'all can work this out.

1492
01:26:21,209 --> 01:26:22,403
So you're not gonna fire her?

1493
01:26:22,510 --> 01:26:23,943
No.

1494
01:26:29,083 --> 01:26:31,711
Okay. Fine. Yeah.

1495
01:26:31,819 --> 01:26:33,844
I see how things work around here.

1496
01:26:33,955 --> 01:26:36,981
You know what? You can forget
about your meeting with <i>CoverGirl, </i>

1497
01:26:37,091 --> 01:26:39,059
And you can forget
about me as a client.

1498
01:26:39,160 --> 01:26:40,286
How's that?

1499
01:26:45,667 --> 01:26:48,966
- Fine.
- I'm so sorry, Gina.

1500
01:26:49,070 --> 01:26:51,595
No. Ain't nothin'
to be sorry about.

1501
01:26:51,706 --> 01:26:53,674
I guess
it just wasn't meant to be.

1502
01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:13,288
What's going on?

1503
01:27:15,263 --> 01:27:16,992
There's a problem at the shop.

1504
01:27:52,100 --> 01:27:55,763
I still have men checking the area.
I'll let you know if we find something.

1505
01:27:57,038 --> 01:27:58,505
Thanks.

1506
01:28:14,289 --> 01:28:17,622
You try doin' your own thing.
And then somethin' like this happens.

1507
01:28:18,826 --> 01:28:22,922
Sorry, Gina.
I'm so sorry this happened to you.

1508
01:28:25,900 --> 01:28:28,801
I can't catch a break. I just...

1509
01:28:35,843 --> 01:28:38,311
I have Vanessa's recital tomorrow.

1510
01:28:38,413 --> 01:28:42,042
And I have to go up in there
with all o' this on my brain.

1511
01:28:42,150 --> 01:28:45,745
It's okay, Gina.
You'll get through this.

1512
01:28:47,522 --> 01:28:51,788
- You'll get through this.
- I wish that was true. Joe.

1513
01:28:51,893 --> 01:28:52,985
You will.

1514
01:28:57,899 --> 01:28:59,230
It's okay.

1515
01:28:59,334 --> 01:29:03,964
No. I can't...
I can't fix this one. I can't.

1516
01:29:10,678 --> 01:29:16,173
And now. Coming to the stage
for a piano solo.., Vanessa Norris.

1517
01:29:53,454 --> 01:29:56,446
Play from your heart.

1518
01:30:22,683 --> 01:30:25,846
Go. Baby. That's my baby girl.

1519
01:30:27,455 --> 01:30:28,820
Everything's gonna be all right.

1520
01:30:28,923 --> 01:30:30,982
- I love you. Mom.
- I love you. Too.

1521
01:31:01,856 --> 01:31:04,723
That's my baby! That's my baby!

1522
01:31:13,968 --> 01:31:15,936
Mom. How'd I do?

1523
01:31:17,104 --> 01:31:18,731
You were everything
I ever imagined.

1524
01:31:24,278 --> 01:31:26,678
Mom... you okay?

1525
01:31:26,781 --> 01:31:28,749
Yeah. I'm fine.

1526
01:31:28,850 --> 01:31:30,283
I'm just happy.

1527
01:31:30,384 --> 01:31:32,352
Come here.

1528
01:31:32,453 --> 01:31:34,216
Fly me some fingers. Girl.

1529
01:31:35,056 --> 01:31:36,250
Let's get outta here.

1530
01:32:18,032 --> 01:32:20,432
Surprise!

1531
01:32:21,736 --> 01:32:24,000
What? What... what the...

1532
01:32:24,672 --> 01:32:27,266
Y'all. I don't know what to say.
This is...

1533
01:32:27,375 --> 01:32:28,774
This is crazy.

1534
01:32:28,876 --> 01:32:32,107
No. This is Gina's House of...

1535
01:32:32,213 --> 01:32:35,376
House of... Okay. Maybe
it's just Gina's House. Okay?

1536
01:32:38,252 --> 01:32:39,981
Check that out. Oh. Yeah!

1537
01:32:41,756 --> 01:32:45,021
D. That's what I'm talkin' about. Girl!

1538
01:32:45,126 --> 01:32:46,923
Oh. Man. Y'all...

1539
01:32:48,029 --> 01:32:49,724
This is nice.

1540
01:32:50,765 --> 01:32:51,823
It is.

1541
01:32:54,001 --> 01:32:55,468
But I don't think we can do this.

1542
01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:57,162
Why not?

1543
01:32:57,271 --> 01:33:01,139
We brought blow dryers
and curlin' irons and hot c...

1544
01:33:01,242 --> 01:33:03,642
A new picture
of Madam C.J. Walker.

1545
01:33:03,744 --> 01:33:09,114
- Money. Did you bring any o' that?
- The point is, Gina. We're here.

1546
01:33:09,216 --> 01:33:12,208
The shop's here!
We're with you.

1547
01:33:13,054 --> 01:33:17,821
Lord! It is hotter
than a jalapeno's coochie out there!

1548
01:33:18,526 --> 01:33:20,016
Thank God y'all open.

1549
01:33:20,127 --> 01:33:24,359
Child. I done been to five shops in four
blocks and all them bitches is booked.

1550
01:33:24,465 --> 01:33:26,797
And I got a weddin'
to get to in three hours!

1551
01:33:26,901 --> 01:33:30,496
Lord. Please. Can somebody
do me? Please?

1552
01:33:30,605 --> 01:33:32,596
Anybody. Please.

1553
01:33:36,677 --> 01:33:38,508
Yeah. Sure. I'll hook you up. Girl.

1554
01:33:38,613 --> 01:33:40,410
Let me see
what we workin' with under this hat.

1555
01:33:41,248 --> 01:33:43,079
- Damn!
- Oh. My God!

1556
01:33:43,184 --> 01:33:44,651
- Hear me. Lord!
- God!

1557
01:33:44,752 --> 01:33:47,619
I'm havin'
some Don King issues. Damn it.

1558
01:33:49,457 --> 01:33:53,154
- Just one o' you heifers do me. Please!
- Okay. Okay.

1559
01:33:53,260 --> 01:33:54,727
You know what?
I can work with this.

1560
01:33:54,829 --> 01:33:56,729
- Don't even worry about it.
- Thank you.

1561
01:33:57,465 --> 01:34:00,992
Darnelle. Get her shampooed
and use a bottle of my conditioner.

1562
01:34:01,102 --> 01:34:03,468
No! Make that two bottles.

1563
01:34:03,571 --> 01:34:06,972
And... James. Get that percolator
percolatin'. Baby.

1564
01:34:07,074 --> 01:34:09,599
We back in business!
Shoot!

1565
01:34:09,710 --> 01:34:11,575
And. Everybody else...

1566
01:34:13,914 --> 01:34:15,142
Thank you.

1567
01:34:15,249 --> 01:34:17,615
- Gina. We love you.
- Thank you. Thank you.

1568
01:34:17,718 --> 01:34:19,982
That's right. Girl.
We open for business.

1569
01:34:21,322 --> 01:34:22,846
- What happened here?
- Good morning.

1570
01:34:22,957 --> 01:34:25,448
Hey. Well. Put it like this.
Not enough to make us quit.

1571
01:34:25,559 --> 01:34:27,322
- How you doin'. Girl?
- Fine.

1572
01:34:27,428 --> 01:34:29,521
I'm terrific. Actually.
Now that Steven and I split up.

1573
01:34:29,630 --> 01:34:31,723
- You all right?
- Yeah. I'm fine.

1574
01:34:31,832 --> 01:34:35,962
Hell. Y'all all knew he was cheatin' on me.
Now I know and now I'm free.

1575
01:34:36,070 --> 01:34:39,335
Well. Good for you.
Hey. Ida. Why don't you hook Terri up?

1576
01:34:39,440 --> 01:34:42,136
- Oh. Good. Hi.
- Come on. Girl.

1577
01:34:42,243 --> 01:34:44,473
You want me to sic
my cousin Travis on him?

1578
01:34:44,578 --> 01:34:47,046
He just got out the pen.
But he don't mind goin' back early.

1579
01:34:47,148 --> 01:34:49,639
- I just might take you up on that.
- All right. Come on. Sit down.

1580
01:34:49,750 --> 01:34:53,413
Oh. Shoot! Look
what the collard greens did to her booty!

1581
01:34:54,121 --> 01:34:56,453
- Go girl!
- Back that thing up. Girl!

1582
01:34:56,557 --> 01:34:57,819
Where'd you get that?

1583
01:34:58,626 --> 01:35:01,493
That is a ass, Terri.
You have a ass. Girl!

1584
01:35:04,398 --> 01:35:05,797
- Hi, Gina.
- Hi. Honey.

1585
01:35:05,900 --> 01:35:07,367
- For me?
- Something to brighten your day?

1586
01:35:07,468 --> 01:35:09,561
Thank you.

1587
01:35:11,305 --> 01:35:14,001
But you brightened my day
as soon as you came through that door.

1588
01:35:14,709 --> 01:35:16,643
- Excuse me.
- What a transformation.

1589
01:35:16,744 --> 01:35:18,769
Yeah. They hooked me up.

1590
01:35:20,114 --> 01:35:22,082
Looks like you're
stickin' around. Miss Norris.

1591
01:35:22,183 --> 01:35:24,617
- Yeah. I guess I am. Huh?
- Yes.

1592
01:35:25,686 --> 01:35:29,315
No. It ain't goin' down like that.
How you doin'. Miss Gina?

1593
01:35:29,423 --> 01:35:31,983
- Hey, Willie. What's up wit' you?
- I'm a'ight.

1594
01:35:32,093 --> 01:35:33,685
What. You feelin' froggy? Jump!

1595
01:35:35,162 --> 01:35:36,754
What is this?

1596
01:35:44,538 --> 01:35:48,406
Stacy? Yeah. Hi. Baby.
How ya doin'? This is me.

1597
01:35:48,509 --> 01:35:51,876
No. I'm just closing up.
So I'll meet you at the spa, <i>ja?</i>

1598
01:35:57,818 --> 01:35:58,944
I call you back.

1599
01:36:21,242 --> 01:36:22,641
- What a...
- Surprise.

1600
01:36:24,445 --> 01:36:27,642
I bet you I'm the last person on earth
you expected to see in here. Huh?

1601
01:36:27,748 --> 01:36:29,978
No. In fact.
I knew you would be back.

1602
01:36:30,885 --> 01:36:34,343
Well. I'm afraid I don't have time
for such a sudden intrusion.

1603
01:36:34,455 --> 01:36:36,320
I have a prior engagement.

1604
01:36:36,423 --> 01:36:40,120
Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude.
What kind o' engagement?

1605
01:36:40,227 --> 01:36:42,821
What. You goin' to meet up
with Inspector Crawford

1606
01:36:42,930 --> 01:36:44,989
and figure out how you
can burn my place down this time?

1607
01:36:45,099 --> 01:36:49,593
Gina. I just love it when you
let that imagination of yours run wild.

1608
01:36:49,703 --> 01:36:50,897
It's so street.

1609
01:36:51,872 --> 01:36:54,067
You haven't even begun
to see the street.

1610
01:36:54,175 --> 01:36:56,370
You know. I knew you
had somethin' to do with it.

1611
01:36:56,477 --> 01:37:00,470
You know. Comin' by my salon. Talkin'
'bout how hard it is to own a business.

1612
01:37:00,581 --> 01:37:03,516
What with the payin' o' fines
and the State Board comin' by.

1613
01:37:04,418 --> 01:37:08,115
And I asked myself.
"Why would he say somethin' like that?"

1614
01:37:10,057 --> 01:37:12,890
Look at me.
Look to Jorge.

1615
01:37:12,993 --> 01:37:14,551
Do I seem
like the type of person

1616
01:37:14,662 --> 01:37:17,529
that would reside
in such deviant behavior. Huh?

1617
01:37:20,334 --> 01:37:22,359
With those split ends?
Yeah. You kinda do.

1618
01:37:22,469 --> 01:37:26,200
- What is this?
- That is "World's Dumbest Criminals, "

1619
01:37:26,307 --> 01:37:28,138
Starrin' you and Inspector Crawford.

1620
01:37:28,709 --> 01:37:32,338
You should be a little more secretive
about the way you do dirt.

1621
01:37:32,446 --> 01:37:35,040
So... George Christie...

1622
01:37:35,883 --> 01:37:39,375
...of Austria. Via Nebraska.

1623
01:37:39,486 --> 01:37:41,613
Yeah. I know about you.
I know your secret.

1624
01:37:42,857 --> 01:37:43,915
The point is this.

1625
01:37:45,125 --> 01:37:48,617
You didn't break me.
I'm still standin'.

1626
01:37:48,729 --> 01:37:52,859
And my shop is open
and doin' very good business.

1627
01:37:52,967 --> 01:37:57,529
And you will never.
Ever intimidate me.

1628
01:37:57,638 --> 01:37:59,299
'Cause I'm a phenomenal woman.

1629
01:37:59,406 --> 01:38:03,274
Kinda like what you try to be
but don't really pull off.

1630
01:38:06,580 --> 01:38:10,539
Have a nice ride back
to that rib shack you call a shop!

1631
01:38:10,651 --> 01:38:13,643
Don't cut yourself
on the broken glass. Bitch!

1632
01:38:14,555 --> 01:38:15,749
Did somebody say "Cut"?

1633
01:38:16,490 --> 01:38:18,424
What? <i>Was ist das</i>?
What?!

1634
01:38:20,527 --> 01:38:23,690
- Sit up. Man.
- No! No! Shit!

1635
01:38:29,169 --> 01:38:32,104
<i>Hotlanta! Whassup?</i>

1636
01:38:32,206 --> 01:38:33,605
Once again. It's your girl Helen.

1637
01:38:33,707 --> 01:38:37,609
<i>Hollerin' at ya this mornin'.</i>
<i>Tellin' ya to get your ass up, </i>

1638
01:38:37,711 --> 01:38:39,269
<i>'Cause it is a lovely day, </i>

1639
01:38:41,682 --> 01:38:44,276
It's good. Right?
It always is.

1640
01:38:44,385 --> 01:38:45,977
Gina. Telephone.

1641
01:38:47,521 --> 01:38:49,113
Hello, Gina Norris.

1642
01:38:49,223 --> 01:38:52,056
- <i>Hey, Gina. It's hollerin' Helen, </i>
- Shut up.

1643
01:38:52,159 --> 01:38:55,560
You lyin'.
Turn the radio up. Turn it up.

1644
01:38:58,565 --> 01:39:01,466
<i>Gina. Y'all doin'</i>
<i>the damn thing down there!</i>

1645
01:39:01,568 --> 01:39:03,365
I'm on the radio!
I'm on the radio!

1646
01:39:05,039 --> 01:39:07,940
Ask her if she'd give a shout out to my kid.
Venus Serena Marion Jones. Junior!

1647
01:39:08,042 --> 01:39:09,373
Shout out to Africa!

1648
01:39:09,476 --> 01:39:11,910
Gina. I just called
to say thanks again

1649
01:39:12,012 --> 01:39:15,971
for hookin' my head up for my cousin
Shondrella's weddin' a couple o' days ago.

1650
01:39:16,083 --> 01:39:18,210
Girl. You saved my life!

1651
01:39:18,919 --> 01:39:20,978
<i>That hair crack conditioner of yours</i>

1652
01:39:21,088 --> 01:39:23,613
<i>got me lookin'</i>
<i>all Halle Berry-ish and thangs, </i>

1653
01:39:23,724 --> 01:39:26,852
- Don King? That was you?
- <i>Sure was, </i>

1654
01:39:26,961 --> 01:39:29,361
<i>And I'ma need me</i>
<i>a touch-up in a minute, </i>

1655
01:39:29,463 --> 01:39:32,557
<i>My man came over last night</i>
<i>and kinda sweated out my flip!</i>

1656
01:39:32,666 --> 01:39:35,567
Now. See. That's what got you
in trouble the last time.

1657
01:39:35,669 --> 01:39:38,160
Hotlanta. If you want
to get your crop dusted.

1658
01:39:38,272 --> 01:39:40,331
Your do did. Or your flip whipped.

1659
01:39:40,441 --> 01:39:42,102
Jump yo' butt in the hoopty.

1660
01:39:42,209 --> 01:39:44,803
Get on down
to Gina's Hair Salon in the SWATS

1661
01:39:44,912 --> 01:39:49,008
and let 'em hook you up with some
of Gina's famous hair crack conditioner.

1662
01:39:50,317 --> 01:39:52,342
Now. Since y'all my peeps.

1663
01:39:52,453 --> 01:39:55,786
I'ma let you ladies in the shop
pick Helen's topic for the day.

1664
01:39:55,889 --> 01:39:57,356
Holler at me. Ladies.

1665
01:39:57,458 --> 01:39:59,085
<i>I'll holler!</i>

1666
01:40:00,627 --> 01:40:03,323
Talk about how come there's never
a black man as <i>The Bachelor, </i> okay?

1667
01:40:03,430 --> 01:40:05,022
The revolution needs to be televised.

1668
01:40:05,132 --> 01:40:07,225
You know what? I think you should talk
about people who name their kids

1669
01:40:07,334 --> 01:40:09,029
names that they
ain't never gon' live up to.

1670
01:40:09,136 --> 01:40:11,331
Like a Porsche
that look like a Buick

1671
01:40:11,438 --> 01:40:14,430
and a Mercedes
that look like a doggone Pinto!

1672
01:40:14,541 --> 01:40:16,873
Talk about these athletes
goin' to jail these days.

1673
01:40:16,977 --> 01:40:19,411
They spend more time in the court
than on the court.

1674
01:40:19,513 --> 01:40:22,448
Keep this up.
Halftime gon' be a plea bargain.

1675
01:40:23,650 --> 01:40:26,483
No. Talk about interracial love.

1676
01:40:26,587 --> 01:40:27,679
You know you black.

1677
01:40:27,788 --> 01:40:32,885
No. Let's talk about legalizin' marijuana.
'Cause my glaucoma's gettin' bad now.

1678
01:40:32,993 --> 01:40:34,255
Talk about how
if you have sex with a man.

1679
01:40:34,361 --> 01:40:35,760
He put you out
before he give you breakfast.

1680
01:40:35,863 --> 01:40:39,424
After some good lovin'. I like to go
cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs for damn sho'!

1681
01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:41,597
<i>Watch it, y'all!</i>

1682
01:40:41,702 --> 01:40:45,536
Big ups to you, Gina.
I'll be callin' you in a minute for a touch-up.

1683
01:40:45,639 --> 01:40:47,903
Y'all keep holdin' it down.
I'll holler.

1684
01:40:48,008 --> 01:40:50,340
Holler!

1685
01:41:00,341 --> 01:41:03,141
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