
2
00:01:33,360 --> 00:01:36,190
- Hey.
- Fuck you guys.

3
00:01:46,270 --> 00:01:47,770
I'm really gonna miss
that asshole.

4
00:01:47,770 --> 00:01:49,970
Yeah, me too.

5
00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:57,540
Grande means large.

6
00:01:58,480 --> 00:02:01,350
- Are you Latin?
- No.

7
00:02:01,350 --> 00:02:02,950
Then it's a large latte.

8
00:02:04,190 --> 00:02:06,220
I'd like to speak
to the manager.

9
00:02:06,220 --> 00:02:09,720
The manager is not here, would
you like to speak to the owner?

10
00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,090
Yes, I would.

11
00:02:12,990 --> 00:02:14,900
Now you're just being as asshole

12
00:02:14,900 --> 00:02:18,770
you know what, I think you're gonna need
to take your caffeine needs elsewhere.

13
00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:21,030
Dick head.

14
00:02:21,900 --> 00:02:23,640
The owner of this place
is a prick.

15
00:02:23,640 --> 00:02:25,270
Don't I know it.

16
00:02:28,610 --> 00:02:30,640
Thank you, Emily. So...

17
00:02:30,650 --> 00:02:34,480
I really don't want to. -Look, it's
an extra 1200 a month plus utilities.

18
00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,980
Besides we're never gonna find a place
this sweet for how much we're paying.

19
00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,850
I know, but do you really
want some freak moving in?

20
00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,860
We don't really have a choice.

21
00:02:41,860 --> 00:02:43,260
And all are friends are broke,

22
00:02:43,260 --> 00:02:45,130
if we don't get a roomie,
Jen's gonna want to move in.

23
00:02:45,130 --> 00:02:49,430
Which will be fine, except for the fact that
she gonna put a death grip on your dick.

24
00:02:49,430 --> 00:02:52,100
Sorry, it's gonna be like two on one,
before you know she'd eventually get

25
00:02:52,100 --> 00:02:54,200
peanut allergy, and then
I'm gonna have to move out.

26
00:02:54,200 --> 00:02:55,840
Why would you have to move out?

27
00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,810
Quit being Bob,
you gotta find a roommate.

28
00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:01,440
- Gonna place an ad.
- Okay, you're right.

29
00:03:01,440 --> 00:03:06,350
You're right, just one request
please, no dickheads.

30
00:03:09,420 --> 00:03:10,620
Welcome to trickle tree.

31
00:03:19,530 --> 00:03:22,330
We're not within 400 feet
of that school, are we?

32
00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,930
So you guys do the whole
dress alike thing?

33
00:03:26,940 --> 00:03:29,140
- Always have.
- Always have.

34
00:03:29,140 --> 00:03:31,870
You know it's just
for one room right?

35
00:03:31,870 --> 00:03:33,770
- We know.
- We know.

36
00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:36,840
So you guys do like,
bunk beds or something?

37
00:03:36,850 --> 00:03:38,550
- Or something.
- Or something.

38
00:03:38,550 --> 00:03:41,190
Is it cool if I grow,
in the soil back there?

39
00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,280
It's pretty fresh.

40
00:03:42,280 --> 00:03:45,020
Wait, is that legal now,
to do that?

41
00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:48,260
Aaaaa...

42
00:03:59,100 --> 00:04:00,330
I'm a puppeteer.

43
00:04:00,340 --> 00:04:03,070
Ah cool, for like,
kids birthdays?

44
00:04:03,070 --> 00:04:07,410
No, more performance based,
my aesthetic isn't for kids.

45
00:04:07,410 --> 00:04:09,940
So like state fairs?

46
00:04:09,950 --> 00:04:11,550
I'm an erotic puppeteer.

47
00:04:20,290 --> 00:04:23,920
- Very cool place.
- Thank you.

48
00:04:23,930 --> 00:04:27,430
So Chloe, tell us
about yourself.

49
00:04:28,860 --> 00:04:36,440
I'm 28 years old, kind of...
In between jobs right now.

50
00:04:36,440 --> 00:04:41,440
I've been living in Santa Monica, but
I can't really live there anymore.

51
00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:44,380
Basically I've just had
this really bad breakup

52
00:04:44,380 --> 00:04:46,350
and I'm trying to get as far
away from there as possible.

53
00:04:46,350 --> 00:04:49,180
Wow that's probably the worst
pitch you've heard all day.

54
00:04:49,180 --> 00:04:53,390
No, actually we've heard
a lot of bad pitches today.

55
00:04:53,720 --> 00:04:55,620
Yeah.

56
00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:58,460
Chloe, tell us why you think
you'd be a good roommate?

57
00:04:59,290 --> 00:05:04,630
I think I'm a fun person.

58
00:05:04,630 --> 00:05:09,440
I'm easy going. -That's perfect, we're...
Easy going ourselves.

59
00:05:13,010 --> 00:05:17,110
Well, I... I do have a question.

60
00:05:17,710 --> 00:05:19,080
Do you like to party?

61
00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,220
Party?

62
00:05:24,220 --> 00:05:26,950
That's a weird question, Bobby.

63
00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:29,990
No. I like to party,
I like to have a good time.

64
00:05:29,990 --> 00:05:32,430
I just want to make sure
you're cool with that.

65
00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:39,100
Do you mean like party-party
or... party-party?

66
00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,640
Uh... party-party.

67
00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,610
Like...

68
00:05:46,610 --> 00:05:50,740
Have some drinks, dance around with
some friends, have fun kind of party?

69
00:05:52,310 --> 00:05:57,780
Or, do coke and fuck
kind of party?

70
00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,030
I didn't know there was
a definition for party.

71
00:06:11,030 --> 00:06:13,530
Usually when he asks me to throw a
party, it leans toward the second one,

72
00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,170
- I meant the first one.
- He meant the first one.

73
00:06:16,170 --> 00:06:17,870
I'm fine with the first one.

74
00:06:17,870 --> 00:06:20,740
Real quick, Bob, can I just
see you in the other room?

75
00:06:20,740 --> 00:06:24,110
Are there other definitions
of party I'm not aware of?

76
00:06:24,110 --> 00:06:25,510
- Real quick.
- Yeah.

77
00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:26,910
Sorry.

78
00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,220
I think this is going very well.

79
00:06:34,220 --> 00:06:36,560
You need to calm down, man,
you are all over the place.

80
00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:39,530
I'm cool as a cucumber,
you need to calm down.

81
00:06:39,530 --> 00:06:42,460
I think she's great,
she's very hot.

82
00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:45,070
I agree she's a very
pretty girl.

83
00:06:45,070 --> 00:06:47,770
I know, and she like to
party-party.

84
00:06:52,470 --> 00:06:53,910
Hey, I'm here about
the room for rent.

85
00:06:53,910 --> 00:06:55,480
No vacancies, fuck off.

86
00:06:57,950 --> 00:06:59,810
Wow, sorry about that.

87
00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:03,180
So, when can you move in?

88
00:07:08,760 --> 00:07:12,660
Just don't say anything, okay.
Freddie gets all weird about women.

89
00:07:12,660 --> 00:07:16,730
I'm not gonna say a word,
quiet as a mouse. -Thank you.

90
00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:21,230
So how hot are we
talking about, dude?

91
00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:23,640
- Pretty hot.
- Here's the thing,

92
00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,240
she's gonna be our new
roommate in a couple of days,

93
00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:26,540
she's not some circus freak
to be ogled.

94
00:07:26,540 --> 00:07:28,110
I would like to subtly ogle her.

95
00:07:28,110 --> 00:07:31,340
Yeah, you're about subtle as
a date rapist, Fred. I fold.

96
00:07:33,450 --> 00:07:35,980
On you, bud. -I mean,
this is what worries me,

97
00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:37,450
you don't know
anything about her.

98
00:07:37,450 --> 00:07:40,690
I mean girls are crazy,
especially the ones I date.

99
00:07:40,690 --> 00:07:42,260
Like okay, a while ago

100
00:07:42,260 --> 00:07:44,720
I saw this girl
at the Metro station right...

101
00:07:44,730 --> 00:07:48,330
And she's eye fucking me hard.
Now, this happens a lot.

102
00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:49,960
So it's not like
I'm not used to it.

103
00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,160
Right, yeah, of course.

104
00:07:51,170 --> 00:07:54,070
But this one made
an impression, alright.

105
00:07:54,070 --> 00:07:58,000
So much that couple days go by and
I can't stop thinking about her.

106
00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:02,480
So I go on missed connections
on Craig's list and...

107
00:08:02,480 --> 00:08:07,050
Mother fucker, if it's not a
post that night from this chick.

108
00:08:07,050 --> 00:08:08,110
- No shit.
- No.

109
00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:09,750
- Get the fuck out of here.
- No.

110
00:08:09,750 --> 00:08:13,850
Seriously, she described everything.
What I was wearing, where we were.

111
00:08:13,860 --> 00:08:15,320
The whole kit and caboodle.

112
00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:18,060
Now, I'm feeling frisky so...

113
00:08:18,060 --> 00:08:19,560
I e-mailed her,

114
00:08:19,560 --> 00:08:22,260
right. -And she responds
and then we meet up.

115
00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:24,160
This sounds like a penthouse
forum letter.

116
00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:27,430
Yeah, well hold your horses,
Kimosabi.

117
00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:30,340
We had drinks, that went well.

118
00:08:30,340 --> 00:08:32,870
And then she invited me
to her place.

119
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,180
Here's where the story
gets kinda weird.

120
00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:37,310
Yeah, cause it wasn't
weird before so...

121
00:08:37,310 --> 00:08:39,210
she was the dominatrix.

122
00:08:39,210 --> 00:08:40,680
- Get the fuck out of here.
- What?

123
00:08:40,680 --> 00:08:42,050
- Yeah.
- Seriously?

124
00:08:42,050 --> 00:08:45,320
Yes man, she gets all
leathered up.

125
00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,850
You know she asked me,
if I'm down to party.

126
00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,990
See, Bobby? -So I'm
like yeah, yeah, yeah.

127
00:08:50,990 --> 00:08:55,230
- Cool, right? She gives me a safe word.
- Oh, what was the safe word?

128
00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:57,000
Porcupine, lady boy...

129
00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:00,470
Fuck I didn't use it, I don't remember,
but what I do remember is...

130
00:09:00,470 --> 00:09:04,140
She ties me up and then
she started blowing me.

131
00:09:04,140 --> 00:09:05,970
- Oh yeah. Nice.
- Fuck.

132
00:09:05,970 --> 00:09:07,270
- Yes.
- This sounds great.

133
00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,280
Yeah, then she kicks me
in the nuts.

134
00:09:09,280 --> 00:09:11,080
- Oow...
- What the fuck?

135
00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,450
- Why?
- Yeah man.

136
00:09:12,450 --> 00:09:14,780
And here's the weird shit,
it was awesome.

137
00:09:14,780 --> 00:09:17,450
I mean that's when all this other
crazy stuff started happening.

138
00:09:17,450 --> 00:09:23,220
I'm talking about whips and wax
and she shoved a peeled banana

139
00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:26,930
up my ass and it didn't even
break, I mean come on, man. -Eww.

140
00:09:26,930 --> 00:09:30,030
This girl was genius. I fell
in love, I moved her in.

141
00:09:30,030 --> 00:09:34,470
I introduced her to my parents she
got my dad hooked on spanishfly

142
00:09:34,470 --> 00:09:37,270
and he had a mild heart attack
and I got herpes.

143
00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,080
Starting to see why you never
told us this story before.

144
00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:48,680
But the point is...

145
00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,420
You fuck crazy.

146
00:09:52,420 --> 00:09:55,090
You don't let crazy move in.

147
00:10:01,530 --> 00:10:03,760
I can't believe you picked
a girl roommate.

148
00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:10,740
What's the problem?
She's a nice lady.

149
00:10:11,240 --> 00:10:12,970
A nice lady?

150
00:10:13,270 --> 00:10:14,980
Yeah...

151
00:10:14,980 --> 00:10:18,110
Girls are cleaner than guys
and they make better roommates.

152
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:19,880
Is she fat?

153
00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,180
No. Does she have a
hair lip or something?

154
00:10:24,190 --> 00:10:27,190
No. So you went
with a hot chick.

155
00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:30,790
She's pleasant looking,
non offensive.

156
00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,030
You're full of shit.

157
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:38,400
What's the problem? I'm not
gonna bang her or anything.

158
00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,970
Please don't say bang, it makes me
feel like I'm dating a skateboarder.

159
00:10:45,870 --> 00:10:48,170
I'm not gonna plow her,
how about that? -Plow?

160
00:10:48,180 --> 00:10:51,710
Yes, it's so much better than
bang, if you're 11.

161
00:10:52,580 --> 00:10:54,580
- Is ray?
- Is ray what?

162
00:10:54,580 --> 00:10:56,620
Gonna plow/bang her?

163
00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,790
I should hope not, that is
very bad roommate etiquette.

164
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,520
Right, of course it is.

165
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:22,580
- Hi, ray.
- Hi.

166
00:11:22,580 --> 00:11:26,050
Look, this is little
awkward, but...

167
00:11:26,050 --> 00:11:31,720
My boyfriend came home unexpectedly and
I was hoping I could move in early.

168
00:11:31,720 --> 00:11:34,850
Yeah, no, that's totally fine.

169
00:11:34,860 --> 00:11:39,760
- When you thinking?
- Today, right now actually.

170
00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:40,830
Oh...

171
00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:45,730
You know, I can pay
the extra days pro rated.

172
00:11:45,730 --> 00:11:49,400
Don't be ridiculous,
it's totally fine.

173
00:11:49,400 --> 00:11:51,200
- Really?
- Yes, of course.

174
00:11:51,210 --> 00:11:52,640
Thank you.

175
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:58,850
Would you mind
helping me carry in my stuff?

176
00:12:00,380 --> 00:12:02,350
- Absolutely.
- Thanks.

177
00:12:02,350 --> 00:12:04,480
I wouldn't absolutely not...

178
00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:05,950
What's with this suit of armor?

179
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:09,160
Ah that is so funny
you should ask,

180
00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:12,590
I'm actually a descendant

181
00:12:12,590 --> 00:12:14,960
from a nordic tribe
of knights and

182
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:17,560
for the past 12 generations
that armor has been...

183
00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,530
he got it at a garage sale.

184
00:12:19,530 --> 00:12:23,100
I did, it's true. But I got
a really great deal on it.

185
00:12:25,470 --> 00:12:29,640
Oh, before I forget,
couple of house rules...

186
00:12:29,640 --> 00:12:31,950
No avocados, not allowed.

187
00:12:32,610 --> 00:12:34,250
You've an allergy?

188
00:12:34,250 --> 00:12:38,280
No no, they just really
freak me out.

189
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,090
Any other rules?

190
00:12:41,620 --> 00:12:45,290
- I'm good.
- Um... what about house guests?

191
00:12:45,290 --> 00:12:49,000
- You can have friends over, it's fine.
- Like...

192
00:12:50,130 --> 00:12:53,130
Sleepover guests?

193
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:59,040
Not that I'm in the market for a while,
but I just want to know what to expect.

194
00:12:59,910 --> 00:13:01,070
Two single guys.

195
00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:03,680
He's not single.

196
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:08,350
- You're not?
- No, Bobby's got a girlfriend.

197
00:13:08,350 --> 00:13:10,950
Named Jennifer, she's adorable.

198
00:13:13,790 --> 00:13:16,190
That's so cool, I had no idea.

199
00:13:16,190 --> 00:13:21,090
I can't wait to meet her. -Aah, I'm
sure you're going to, so very soon.

200
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:23,330
And you, ray?

201
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:26,800
Yeah, I'm single.

202
00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:30,340
I mean, I have house guests,
I mean sleepover...

203
00:13:30,340 --> 00:13:33,240
Sleepover friends
from time to time.

204
00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:37,340
Let's just keep it to a
respectful moderation. Okay?

205
00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:41,980
This is fun. Any other rules?

206
00:13:41,980 --> 00:13:45,020
You know, I think we're good
in the rules.

207
00:13:45,020 --> 00:13:50,220
Now, Chloe, I couldn't help but
notice that you have no furniture.

208
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:55,130
I know... I need to go buy
a bed and stuff tomorrow.

209
00:13:55,130 --> 00:13:58,600
Well, obviously you're gonna
need somewhere to sleep.

210
00:13:58,600 --> 00:14:02,840
Yeah I was thinking I could crash in the
couch, if that's cool with you guys.

211
00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:08,940
Yeah. -No, this couch is so hard,
it will throw your back out.

212
00:14:08,940 --> 00:14:12,980
Why don't you just crash in my
room and I will bunk up with ray.

213
00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:14,480
- Really?
- Really?

214
00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:16,550
Of course, it's for one night.

215
00:14:16,550 --> 00:14:21,190
Yeah I mean, no. That's... just...
guys, sleeping in the bed. Two men.

216
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,960
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.

217
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:25,260
This guy huh...

218
00:14:25,260 --> 00:14:29,260
I think it's gonna be really
fun, living with you guys.

219
00:14:30,500 --> 00:14:32,900
Why don't I get
another bottle...

220
00:14:32,900 --> 00:14:35,940
You know what, I've something that
we can really celebrate with.

221
00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:36,840
- Really?
- Yeah.

222
00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:38,400
- What's that?
- Absinthe.

223
00:14:59,060 --> 00:15:01,330
- What you thinking about?
- What?

224
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:05,900
What you thinking about?

225
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:09,440
Are you seriously trying to have
pillow talk with me right now?

226
00:15:09,440 --> 00:15:11,440
She's in the shower.

227
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:15,010
- I know, I can hear.
- All lathered up.

228
00:15:15,010 --> 00:15:18,040
Can you please not get worked up,
when you're sleeping right next me.

229
00:15:19,980 --> 00:15:21,550
Don't tell me
you're not into her.

230
00:15:21,550 --> 00:15:24,920
She's a very pretty, nice lady.

231
00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:27,990
She's fucking hot. You
totally want to bang her.

232
00:15:29,060 --> 00:15:31,390
The point isn't whether
or not I would bang her,

233
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:35,230
the point is I'm not
gonna try to bang her. Okay?

234
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:42,340
- Is a hand job considered cheating?
- Yes, absolutely.

235
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:57,850
She's done.

236
00:15:57,850 --> 00:16:00,320
Thank god. -I'm gonna
get a glass of water.

237
00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:02,560
- Do not do that.
- Too late.

238
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,670
Oh... hi.

239
00:16:16,670 --> 00:16:20,410
I'm sorry, I was gonna
get a glass of water.

240
00:16:20,410 --> 00:16:24,140
Oh that's okay. You were
gonna see it eventually

241
00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:29,480
ha! Yup. There it was.

242
00:16:29,480 --> 00:16:32,150
- Good night, Bobby.
- Good night.

243
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:46,230
See, water.

244
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:49,040
You're an embarrassment.

245
00:16:58,910 --> 00:17:01,180
- She was naked.
- What?

246
00:17:02,650 --> 00:17:06,520
- Naked.
- Jesus.

247
00:17:06,520 --> 00:17:10,420
- It was good.
- Did she freak out?

248
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,130
No, she was totally cool.

249
00:17:13,360 --> 00:17:15,530
It was like, she was in to it.

250
00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,200
Maybe she's an exhibitionist.

251
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:22,340
This whole roommate thing
was a great idea, good job.

252
00:17:22,340 --> 00:17:25,070
I gonna totally
have to bone her down.

253
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:28,270
- That's against house rules.
- We didn't make that rule.

254
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:33,880
Avocados, yes. Respectful moderation, yes.
Having sex with her, all good.

255
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,080
I'm sure Jen would agree.

256
00:17:41,620 --> 00:17:42,860
Dick.

257
00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,160
You snore.

258
00:17:51,530 --> 00:17:55,030
- Barely.
- Like a chainsaw.

259
00:17:56,200 --> 00:17:57,300
Bobby?

260
00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:00,810
Hey...

261
00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:03,640
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, Jen.

262
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,950
- Hi, what you doing here?
- Is she here?

263
00:18:06,950 --> 00:18:10,780
Oh, no, she's probably still
sleeping in Bobby's bed.

264
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,520
I'm sorry, you fucking
kidding me?

265
00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,790
No, no, she doesn't have a bed.

266
00:18:14,790 --> 00:18:17,820
- Who doesn't have a fucking bed?
- I slept in Ray's room, relax.

267
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,430
- It's totally fine.
- Sounds fine.

268
00:18:20,160 --> 00:18:23,130
- Morning.
- -Hi...

269
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:27,400
Hi, you must be
Bobby's girlfriend.

270
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,400
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer.

271
00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:32,040
Yep, this is my girlfriend Jen,
this is Chloe.

272
00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:35,240
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you, too.

273
00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:38,110
Your boyfriend is really
a gallant gentleman.

274
00:18:38,110 --> 00:18:41,850
He let me sleep in his bed last night, so
I wouldn't have to sleep on the couch.

275
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:45,650
Bobby did that? He was gallant?

276
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,350
- Surprising huh?
- Mmm.

277
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:53,530
Anyway I don't want to take
advantage of you so...

278
00:18:53,530 --> 00:18:58,730
I'm gonna buy a bed and a dresser
and maybe the market. No avocados.

279
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,270
House rules.

280
00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,570
- Nice meeting you.
- You too, bye.

281
00:19:03,540 --> 00:19:04,970
Have a good time.

282
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,840
- What?
- I've got my eye on you.

283
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,850
Keep your eye on him,
I'm the gallant one.

284
00:19:12,850 --> 00:19:16,420
- Gallant one.
- Bye, I love you.

285
00:19:20,950 --> 00:19:24,220
Does she smell your intentions
the way a dog smells fear?

286
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,460
Mm-hmm.

287
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:46,610
Can't tell if you're working
hard, or hardly working.

288
00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:50,480
Apparently people like what I have to say.
I'm somewhat of a...

289
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,520
Celebrity in parts
of south east Asia.

290
00:19:54,090 --> 00:19:56,220
It's not really a job, is it?

291
00:19:56,220 --> 00:19:58,190
Knock wood.

292
00:19:59,060 --> 00:20:00,930
Okay, well, you seem involved.

293
00:20:00,930 --> 00:20:02,360
No, what's up?

294
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,030
Nothing, you're busy.

295
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:08,430
I'm not... that busy.

296
00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:10,900
Well, I was thinking
about getting a coffee.

297
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,440
- Bobby's place?
- Or not.

298
00:20:15,040 --> 00:20:17,210
You like to live dangerously.

299
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,550
I've never had a best
friend like you guys.

300
00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:27,920
No. Not even like, when you were a kid,
elementary school, anything like that?

301
00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:31,260
- Military brat. Moved around a lot.
- Ah.

302
00:20:31,260 --> 00:20:34,890
- Should we uh...
- Yes, thank you.

303
00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:38,830
So how about your parents,
where are they?

304
00:20:38,830 --> 00:20:43,370
Um...
Louisiana, not really sure.

305
00:20:43,370 --> 00:20:45,570
Mmm. -I haven't talked
to them in years.

306
00:20:45,570 --> 00:20:47,310
- Sorry.
- It's okay.

307
00:20:47,310 --> 00:20:50,410
So, what next?
What happened next?

308
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,680
- What, you want my life story now?
- I bored you with mine, so...

309
00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:01,150
Well, bounced around a lot.

310
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,930
Didn't really meld
with the military lifestyle.

311
00:21:05,930 --> 00:21:11,860
So when I was old enough, I just
backpacked around the world.

312
00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:16,100
That's kind of the upside of
living that kind of lifestyle,

313
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:18,470
you just know
someone everywhere.

314
00:21:20,740 --> 00:21:25,080
Met a guy in Bali, an American.

315
00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:29,650
Fell in love, moved to la...

316
00:21:29,650 --> 00:21:34,350
Two good years, two bad years...
Now I'm here.

317
00:21:35,190 --> 00:21:36,520
That's my story.

318
00:21:38,260 --> 00:21:39,790
- You got your wish?
- I've not.

319
00:21:39,790 --> 00:21:42,630
Make it count. -I get a lot
anxiety when I do these things.

320
00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:43,830
So hold on.

321
00:21:47,500 --> 00:21:49,070
- Hi.
- Hey, Bobby.

322
00:21:49,070 --> 00:21:52,100
- Hi, Bobby.
- You guys look so cozy.

323
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,610
Yeah, alright.

324
00:21:54,270 --> 00:21:56,680
- What the hell is that?
- What?

325
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,180
- What?
- The coffee cups.

326
00:22:01,180 --> 00:22:03,580
The treasonous coffee cups.

327
00:22:03,580 --> 00:22:06,190
We were on the other side
of the town, Bobby.

328
00:22:06,190 --> 00:22:08,750
I'm actually, I'm a little
disgusted right now.

329
00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,490
It really wasn't very good.

330
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:12,530
Mmm.

331
00:22:20,070 --> 00:22:22,570
I know what's going on here.

332
00:22:22,570 --> 00:22:25,570
- What do you think is going on here?
- Shenanigans, that's what.

333
00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,540
There are no shenanigans
going on here, Bobby.

334
00:22:27,540 --> 00:22:30,780
I know shenanigans,
when I see shenanigans.

335
00:22:30,780 --> 00:22:35,180
You know what, it doesn't matter okay.
Because I run a small struggling business,

336
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:38,880
and you are feeding dollars into a
corporate behemoth. -Here it is, uh-huh.

337
00:22:38,890 --> 00:22:41,320
I hope you can sleep tonight
through your guilty conscience.

338
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:43,900
Cool, dude. Yeah, so it's
about the coffee isn't it?

339
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:45,160
That's why you're pissed.

340
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,890
- Fuck you, ray.
- Yeah, blow me.

341
00:22:47,890 --> 00:22:49,760
This coffee's delicious
by the way.

342
00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:52,930
Why do you care?

343
00:22:52,930 --> 00:22:56,470
Just put a sign that says,
"no fucking on this couch".

344
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,270
And then you're good to go.

345
00:22:58,270 --> 00:23:00,140
That's not even the problem.

346
00:23:00,140 --> 00:23:03,980
Oh. Is the problem
that you're a little jealous?

347
00:23:03,980 --> 00:23:09,050
No. I'm just saying, if they
like each other, I'm glad.

348
00:23:09,050 --> 00:23:11,420
This is just great, I come over
here for a little support,

349
00:23:11,420 --> 00:23:13,690
and some physical caring
and I get this.

350
00:23:13,690 --> 00:23:17,320
Well you know what, it's your loss.
I'm not staying here tonight.

351
00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:20,830
- Babe, where you going?
- I'm going out.

352
00:23:20,830 --> 00:23:23,430
And then back to the pleasure
dome and then hopefully

353
00:23:23,430 --> 00:23:26,300
I can sleep, through all the
fucking and sucking.

354
00:23:31,710 --> 00:23:35,140
It's not that I'm an insecure
person or a jealous person,

355
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:37,010
I just don't like
being excluded.

356
00:23:37,010 --> 00:23:40,880
Or deceived, I mean if they're
out there getting random coffee,

357
00:23:40,880 --> 00:23:42,820
what the fuck else
are they doing?

358
00:23:43,980 --> 00:23:47,420
- Fucking.
- Yeah.

359
00:23:47,420 --> 00:23:53,060
Yeah, they probably are.
But I shouldn't care right?

360
00:23:53,060 --> 00:23:54,630
Probably not, no.

361
00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:59,400
Well, I don't. I don't care.

362
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,510
It just really pisses me off.

363
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,850
You're not very good at this whole
"shoulder to cry on" thing, are you?

364
00:24:12,850 --> 00:24:17,280
I tell you what, I'll make you
another drink... -Ah talk to me.

365
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,750
If you shut the fuck up.

366
00:24:21,860 --> 00:24:22,920
Deal.

367
00:24:29,030 --> 00:24:31,200
Mother fuckers.

368
00:24:39,970 --> 00:24:41,540
Jesus! Fuck!

369
00:24:41,840 --> 00:24:43,710
Hi, sorry.

370
00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:46,310
Don't sneak up on me.

371
00:24:47,280 --> 00:24:49,820
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

372
00:24:49,820 --> 00:24:53,350
I'm fine. -You seemed
really upset earlier.

373
00:24:55,290 --> 00:24:59,260
Yeah, I'm just really sensitive
about the coffee thing.

374
00:25:00,730 --> 00:25:02,960
I don't think
it was about the coffee.

375
00:25:03,900 --> 00:25:04,830
Oh yeah?

376
00:25:06,370 --> 00:25:08,430
I see the way that
you look at me.

377
00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:17,840
Yeah, if you're talking about the
other night in the hallway...

378
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,680
my point is that...

379
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,580
I like ray.

380
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,420
And I like you.

381
00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:34,690
What do you mean like? -I mean, I
want us to be friends and roommates.

382
00:25:35,730 --> 00:25:36,830
Nothing more.

383
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,070
Yeah, of course, me too.

384
00:25:47,340 --> 00:25:48,670
Good night.

385
00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:03,690
So, how's three's company
working out? -Mmm...

386
00:26:03,690 --> 00:26:07,990
It's weird, she's a little weird
but she's hot, so I can deal.

387
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,460
I'm very offended you're keeping her
from us, I'm dying to meet this chick.

388
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,430
That's not intentional,
I'm just trying to figure out

389
00:26:13,430 --> 00:26:15,270
the boundaries
of our relationship.

390
00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:18,800
Like for instance,
she fully kissed me last night.

391
00:26:18,810 --> 00:26:21,540
What? Wait, did I miss
some hanky panky?

392
00:26:21,540 --> 00:26:25,110
- Yep, Bobby kissed Chloe last night.
- No no, she kissed me. Come on.

393
00:26:25,110 --> 00:26:27,410
- Where?
- In the kitchen.

394
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,680
No I mean like, on the mouth?

395
00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:33,220
- No on my taint, yes on the mouth.
- What you boys talking about?

396
00:26:33,220 --> 00:26:37,420
Well allegedly, Bobby and Chloe had
a little smooch sesh last night.

397
00:26:39,360 --> 00:26:41,130
What happened, Bobby?

398
00:26:41,130 --> 00:26:45,860
I got home, we were talking. I apologized
for being a douche, she was super cool

399
00:26:45,870 --> 00:26:50,800
and just said that she wanted all of us
to be friends... And then she kissed me.

400
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,310
- And then what?
- And then nothing.

401
00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:58,180
Whoa, dude make something up
I wanna jerk off right here.

402
00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:01,250
- You kissed her.
- She kissed me.

403
00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:04,750
Why would you do that? -You're not
listening to me. She kissed me.

404
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:06,590
You're hooking up
with her anyway

405
00:27:06,590 --> 00:27:11,920
actually no we're not hooking up.
Thank you, Bobby. -Oh.

406
00:27:11,930 --> 00:27:13,460
Dude, why you making this
awkward for me?

407
00:27:13,460 --> 00:27:15,930
Hmm, it would appear,
to the neutral party,

408
00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:18,760
that Chloe is playing
both sides of the sausage here.

409
00:27:18,770 --> 00:27:21,070
- Absolutely.
- You paint a very vivid picture.

410
00:27:21,070 --> 00:27:22,870
- Vivid.
- Thank you.

411
00:27:22,870 --> 00:27:26,070
You're being an asshole, why are you
so blase about this whole thing?

412
00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:28,740
Because what's the big deal?
I didn't bang her

413
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:34,410
or plow her or whatever. It was a fairly
innocuous slightly lingering kiss.

414
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,950
Bonering it.

415
00:27:35,950 --> 00:27:38,780
And I was telling Smith here because
he usually has perspective.

416
00:27:38,790 --> 00:27:40,650
- That's true.
- You know what,

417
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,520
you are fucking with me
and it's not funny.

418
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,530
Okay I'm being serious now. Look maybe
she's just a really kissy person.

419
00:27:46,530 --> 00:27:50,030
Maybe it was totally
innocent on her part.

420
00:27:50,030 --> 00:27:53,430
Didn't really feel that way,
I'm not trying to bum you out.

421
00:27:55,170 --> 00:27:57,800
You know what? I'm leaving.

422
00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:01,170
- Aww...
- Really?

423
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,710
- Great, you fucked up.
- Yeah, thank you seriously.

424
00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:06,750
You fucked up ray, -You're
breaking your friend's tiny heart.

425
00:28:06,750 --> 00:28:08,480
It's not how you get into
heaven, bro.

426
00:28:10,650 --> 00:28:12,250
Think there's a very good
reason for all this

427
00:28:12,250 --> 00:28:14,720
I'm not gonna react
till I hear her side.

428
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,290
Okay, okay, maybe we should
just drop the whole thing I...

429
00:28:18,290 --> 00:28:21,390
I don't wanna be a bad friend here
but this is kind of a red flag.

430
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,000
We have to proceed with
caution you know, I mean...

431
00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:26,330
While I do like having her
around on many levels,

432
00:28:26,330 --> 00:28:28,900
I don't want her to come
between... -The fuck is that?

433
00:28:29,570 --> 00:28:32,470
Oh great, just fucking great.

434
00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:40,150
Hey!

435
00:28:44,450 --> 00:28:46,150
Respectful moderation.

436
00:28:47,250 --> 00:28:50,860
Girls, this is Bobby
and this is ray.

437
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:53,560
I just got back from the gym.

438
00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:26,430
- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry...

439
00:29:26,430 --> 00:29:28,690
that's okay. -I didn't know
if anybody was in here.

440
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:30,000
Do you want some of that?

441
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:34,630
No. No... oh you don't. Who are you?
Oh, my god.

442
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,640
I'm so sorry, I need to take my shirt
off 'cause it's so hot in here.

443
00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,040
- Can I take a sip of this?
- Yeah.

444
00:29:46,710 --> 00:29:49,880
Who are you anyways?
What is your name?

445
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:55,420
- I'm Bobby.
- -Bobby?

446
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:57,920
- That is so funny.
- Why is that so funny?

447
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,930
- Get out, I need to use the bathroom.
- Okay.

448
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:02,760
Get out.

449
00:30:11,100 --> 00:30:12,170
Hi.

450
00:30:13,710 --> 00:30:14,670
Hey.

451
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,940
Can you get me a drink?

452
00:30:19,550 --> 00:30:23,050
Yeah, sure. Yeah.

453
00:30:40,030 --> 00:30:43,270
- To us.
- To us.

454
00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:18,070
This is so far beyond cool.

455
00:31:18,070 --> 00:31:19,970
Oh, my god,
I'm so hammered right now.

456
00:31:19,970 --> 00:31:23,210
- You are so fucking hammered right now.
- So are you.

457
00:31:23,210 --> 00:31:25,580
- I'm fine.
- No you're fucking hammered

458
00:31:25,580 --> 00:31:28,010
I'm fucking... I'm great.

459
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,250
- Hi.
- Hi.

460
00:31:30,780 --> 00:31:32,220
Hello.

461
00:31:33,220 --> 00:31:35,250
We like your friends.

462
00:31:35,260 --> 00:31:37,890
I'm gonna get in the hot tub in
the bath tub with some of them.

463
00:31:38,420 --> 00:31:39,760
No, you're not.

464
00:31:41,430 --> 00:31:42,760
Yes, I am.

465
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,330
You're gonna chicken out.

466
00:31:46,330 --> 00:31:52,040
She just called you a chicken. -I'm
not a chicken. You're a chicken.

467
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,710
I'm just saying, you wouldn't know
what to do in a situation like that.

468
00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:00,480
Don't insult me.

469
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:03,720
I'm like a sexual
Swiss army knife.

470
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:13,430
You, me, him.

471
00:32:14,390 --> 00:32:17,330
You would not know what to do.

472
00:32:17,330 --> 00:32:21,900
I'm not saying we should. I'm just
saying you would chicken out.

473
00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:25,300
I'll fucking do it
right now. You with me, ray?

474
00:32:27,410 --> 00:32:29,810
- Wait, what?
- I'm down.

475
00:32:51,700 --> 00:32:53,530
We're fucking doing this.

476
00:32:53,530 --> 00:32:57,140
Don't you touch me, don't
you fucking look at me.

477
00:32:57,160 --> 00:32:58,500
Do you understand?

478
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,010
Okay. We got this.

479
00:33:14,790 --> 00:33:18,160
Hmm... so...

480
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,000
So.

481
00:33:26,230 --> 00:33:29,000
Uh, full disclosure.

482
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:34,070
I've never done this before.

483
00:33:34,070 --> 00:33:37,980
I have seen <i>wild things,</i>
<i>so I have a general idea.</i>

484
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,080
Holy shit.

485
00:33:50,660 --> 00:33:52,420
Should we get into bed?

486
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,800
I think that's a great idea.

487
00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:14,950
Waiting on you, ray.

488
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:18,450
There you go, alright.

489
00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:36,470
Guys, guys. This isn't
a laughing matter.

490
00:34:36,470 --> 00:34:38,600
Okay.

491
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:43,940
- If we're doing this, it's hardcore.
- Okay, sorry.

492
00:34:43,940 --> 00:34:45,310
That's okay.

493
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,660
Time out, time out. I'm sorry.

494
00:34:57,660 --> 00:35:00,590
I don't wanna be vulgar here.

495
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:08,200
But are we doing you together
or like, are we taking turns...

496
00:35:08,600 --> 00:35:10,470
Lets just...

497
00:35:11,270 --> 00:35:14,810
- See what happens.
- I can do that.

498
00:35:14,810 --> 00:35:17,010
Don't get anything on my hair.

499
00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,510
No. No.

500
00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:51,340
Don't take this personally but that
was a terrible, terrible mistake.

501
00:35:53,750 --> 00:35:54,910
Yeah.

502
00:35:56,380 --> 00:36:00,490
It's just... think we all
need to be adults about this.

503
00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:13,430
I know.

504
00:36:13,430 --> 00:36:16,030
What the fuck
is wrong with you people?

505
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,670
- Us?
- You specifically.

506
00:36:20,710 --> 00:36:22,110
- Me?
- Yeah.

507
00:36:22,110 --> 00:36:25,810
Look we all fucked up
here, okay?

508
00:36:25,810 --> 00:36:30,550
Let's just leave it at that. -I was
coerced into cheating on my girlfriend

509
00:36:30,550 --> 00:36:31,980
and you called me a chicken.

510
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,650
Leave that, at that.

511
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,160
You weren't coerced
into anything.

512
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,860
You were the one
leading the parade.

513
00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:43,090
You were too shit faced
to remember.

514
00:36:48,270 --> 00:36:50,300
- You spiked my drink.
- Fuck you.

515
00:36:50,300 --> 00:36:52,170
She didn't spike
our drink, Bobby.

516
00:36:52,170 --> 00:36:54,370
Maybe not yours, but mine.

517
00:36:54,370 --> 00:36:59,610
Don't be a baby, own up. You wanted to
fuck me, we got drunk and we fucked.

518
00:36:59,610 --> 00:37:01,050
Don't blame me.

519
00:37:04,020 --> 00:37:06,480
It's your fault and your fault.

520
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:09,190
It's both of yours.

521
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,290
Really?

522
00:37:11,860 --> 00:37:13,590
- Yeah.
- Really dude?

523
00:37:15,930 --> 00:37:21,200
- Fuck you.
- Oh yeah? Well fuck you.

524
00:37:30,740 --> 00:37:34,710
You know what, it's fine. I'm
sure it's great. -It's mud.

525
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,150
I don't serve mud.

526
00:37:42,390 --> 00:37:45,860
- Oh, Christ.
- Oh, Christ is right.

527
00:37:45,860 --> 00:37:51,730
Okay, babe, my phone died and I had
a really rough night last night

528
00:37:51,730 --> 00:37:53,670
and I'm sorry.

529
00:37:53,670 --> 00:37:56,170
Okay well, I was actually
coming here to say sorry

530
00:37:56,170 --> 00:37:58,170
'cause I wasn't that nice
to you yesterday.

531
00:37:58,170 --> 00:38:01,540
You know what, fuck that.
I'm not sorry.

532
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:04,140
You don't have to be sorry
about anything.

533
00:38:04,140 --> 00:38:07,850
Yeah that's what I also
said, I'm not sorry.

534
00:38:07,850 --> 00:38:10,180
Perfect, then we agree.

535
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:12,950
Mmm yeah. What the fuck
is wrong with you?

536
00:38:12,950 --> 00:38:17,160
Listen, like I said
my phone died okay and

537
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,590
I've actually had a rough
couple of days, honestly

538
00:38:20,590 --> 00:38:25,200
what... you know what I don't
need is you to pile on right now.

539
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:29,170
I can pile on whenever I want, because I'm
the girlfriend and that's that how it works.

540
00:38:29,170 --> 00:38:30,870
And you are acting weird.

541
00:38:30,870 --> 00:38:36,570
Listen, I'm sorry I missed your texts
or your phone calls or whatever I...

542
00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,580
That's just the best
I can offer right now.

543
00:38:38,580 --> 00:38:42,280
You, ray and Chloe have a really
weird dynamic going on right now.

544
00:38:44,080 --> 00:38:48,590
No we don't. -Yeah you do. And I'm
being left out of your threesome.

545
00:38:50,690 --> 00:38:52,360
We didn't have a threesome.

546
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:54,260
Yeah, of course you
didn't have a threesome,

547
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,860
like I think you and
ray fucked Chloe

548
00:38:55,860 --> 00:39:00,030
over a couch,
like two of you fucked her.

549
00:39:00,030 --> 00:39:02,600
Figuratively, babe,
of course that didn't happen.

550
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:04,800
But here's the thing, in order
to fix the whole thing,

551
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,210
the four of us are going out
to dinner, Friday night.

552
00:39:07,210 --> 00:39:10,240
It's gonna be great. If you're living with
her I mean, I have to be friends with her.

553
00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,210
Babe, you don't need to be
friends with her.

554
00:39:14,110 --> 00:39:16,380
I don't even like her that much.

555
00:39:16,380 --> 00:39:18,520
In fact I fucking hate her.

556
00:39:18,520 --> 00:39:22,490
I mean I wanna like her, I just... so
dinner, Friday it's gonna be perfect.

557
00:39:22,490 --> 00:39:25,590
With you... Anything is perfect.

558
00:39:25,590 --> 00:39:30,230
Okay. Oh, babe, stop acting
like a fucking asshole okay?

559
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,430
Okay love you.

560
00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:48,750
You okay?

561
00:39:51,250 --> 00:39:55,990
I usually don't regret things
but this one's pushing it.

562
00:39:55,990 --> 00:39:58,290
Oh yeah.

563
00:39:59,190 --> 00:40:03,530
The only thing I regret

564
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:07,170
is that
it wasn't just you and me.

565
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,170
That probably would've
made things a lot easier.

566
00:40:15,910 --> 00:40:17,910
Well, ray, think about it.

567
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:23,850
We live together, I just got
out of a serious relationship.

568
00:40:23,850 --> 00:40:27,320
We just had drunken orgy
sex with your best friends

569
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,420
and your other roommate.

570
00:40:31,320 --> 00:40:33,260
So we're off to a great start.

571
00:40:37,700 --> 00:40:40,830
No, not the best start.

572
00:40:43,540 --> 00:40:45,670
I can't have a boyfriend
right now.

573
00:40:49,910 --> 00:40:55,610
I know what you're expecting and...
I can't do that right now.

574
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,350
You have no idea...

575
00:40:58,680 --> 00:40:59,850
What I'm expecting.

576
00:41:02,250 --> 00:41:03,690
Unlike Bobby,

577
00:41:05,260 --> 00:41:07,960
I can deal with
the situation as an adult.

578
00:41:15,700 --> 00:41:17,940
I can't see that this ends well.

579
00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:20,710
Let's just...

580
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:26,640
Keep whatever
this is between us and...

581
00:41:28,880 --> 00:41:30,010
See what happens.

582
00:41:35,550 --> 00:41:38,290
So then my mom says,

583
00:41:38,290 --> 00:41:40,230
"do you think Bobby
can tell that I don't like him"

584
00:41:40,230 --> 00:41:45,600
and I'm like, "stop saying that, mom, you
like Bobby." She goes, "no I don't".

585
00:41:45,600 --> 00:41:48,870
- How can you not like Bobby.
- -I don't know.

586
00:41:49,200 --> 00:41:51,100
This is fun.

587
00:41:51,100 --> 00:41:53,840
I don't usually like Italian
food, but this is really good.

588
00:41:53,840 --> 00:41:56,270
Oh that's because, usually
Italian food's really heavy.

589
00:41:56,280 --> 00:41:58,210
- Oh is it?
- Yeah.

590
00:42:02,180 --> 00:42:04,480
- Oh...
- Are you guys dating?

591
00:42:07,020 --> 00:42:08,720
Mmm... no.

592
00:42:08,720 --> 00:42:12,420
You guys are up to something
and I can tell.

593
00:42:13,590 --> 00:42:16,190
Whatever it is, you
guys, it's really cute.

594
00:42:16,200 --> 00:42:20,800
And if this were a double date, I think
we should do it again really soon.

595
00:42:20,800 --> 00:42:24,640
We're not on a double date but we
should do this again real soon.

596
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:27,370
You're full of shit, yes it was.

597
00:42:27,370 --> 00:42:30,110
Babe, they are not dating. Okay?

598
00:42:30,110 --> 00:42:33,010
I mean it's kind of like a
double date, right? -Yeah.

599
00:42:40,390 --> 00:42:41,850
- I gotta go.
- But...

600
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,590
Yes. -We were having
a really good time...

601
00:42:43,590 --> 00:42:46,360
no. I know but I'm just
a little bit tired

602
00:42:46,360 --> 00:42:49,330
and to be honest,
just a touch nauseous.

603
00:42:49,330 --> 00:42:54,900
The gnocchi is a bit extreme for my delicate
constitution. You know about that right?

604
00:42:54,900 --> 00:42:58,070
Mmm... the cure for fun.

605
00:42:58,970 --> 00:43:00,740
That's me...

606
00:43:00,740 --> 00:43:04,380
Well, thank you so much,
and there you go.

607
00:43:04,380 --> 00:43:09,080
Wow. -Bye, guys. Sorry
for whatever that was.

608
00:43:09,080 --> 00:43:10,080
Good night, Jen.

609
00:43:15,050 --> 00:43:16,990
Wanna tell me what's going on?

610
00:43:16,990 --> 00:43:18,690
What you talking about?

611
00:43:18,690 --> 00:43:21,860
Don't play stupid with me. With
you and Chloe, what's going on?

612
00:43:23,460 --> 00:43:26,500
She likes me. I like her.

613
00:43:28,570 --> 00:43:30,500
So you guys are
in a relationship now?

614
00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:36,640
Guess you could say
we're dating. Sure.

615
00:43:36,640 --> 00:43:39,480
That's great.
That's just fucking great.

616
00:43:42,410 --> 00:43:43,950
Got a problem with that, man?

617
00:43:46,350 --> 00:43:48,660
Of course I do, I want
her out of the house.

618
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,110
And now you're fucking her.

619
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,160
I know why you want her
out of the house, man.

620
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,160
Because she knows things, okay?

621
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:01,770
And now she's got one over
on me and I don't trust her.

622
00:44:01,770 --> 00:44:05,140
And you what? The more I think about
it, this whole threesome thing

623
00:44:05,140 --> 00:44:08,270
was just the way for her to get leverage
over you and me and it's fucking working.

624
00:44:08,270 --> 00:44:11,680
You are spending way too much
time analyzing this. -Am I?

625
00:44:13,750 --> 00:44:17,080
How is it a big deal man, you can
have a girlfriend and I can't?

626
00:44:17,080 --> 00:44:21,820
Oh, wow. So, so, she's
your girlfriend now?

627
00:44:23,490 --> 00:44:25,760
Maybe down the road,
I don't know.

628
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:30,860
You sound pathetic.

629
00:44:34,630 --> 00:44:38,740
And guess what, I fucked your girlfriend.
Deal with that.

630
00:44:38,740 --> 00:44:41,610
You get like this, every time I
date a girl that's hotter than Jen.

631
00:44:42,140 --> 00:44:43,540
What the fuck?

632
00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:45,440
- Foul.
- Gimme the ball.

633
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:46,940
- Foul.
- Gimme the ball.

634
00:44:46,950 --> 00:44:49,050
- Uh...
- Bobby!

635
00:44:49,050 --> 00:44:51,880
- Fuck.
- Hey, hey!

636
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,580
Hey hey!

637
00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,820
- Gimme the ball.
- Goddammit, Bobby.

638
00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:05,500
I want her to stay, and I want you to stay.
Stop being so petty.

639
00:45:07,030 --> 00:45:10,000
I'm not being petty. I don't
like her for very good reason.

640
00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,770
So we're together now, so you
gonna have to deal. -Great.

641
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,240
Did you hear that?

642
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:22,750
What the fuck is going on here?

643
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,880
I feel so fucking stupid.

644
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,290
Oh you should.

645
00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:31,920
Are you trying to do this whole
compassionate friend thing?

646
00:45:31,950 --> 00:45:33,220
Cause you really suck at it.

647
00:45:34,360 --> 00:45:36,430
I thought I was doing okay.

648
00:45:36,430 --> 00:45:40,260
- Oh, here comes the she devil.
- Hi.

649
00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:44,040
If I'd known you guys were gonna
come home so soon I would have...

650
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:45,970
is that supposed to
make me feel better?

651
00:45:45,970 --> 00:45:48,340
If I thought you'd secretly
fuck other dudes...

652
00:45:48,340 --> 00:45:53,340
I didn't secretly fuck anyone. I didn't
know that I had to be explicit with you,

653
00:45:53,350 --> 00:45:57,680
that I wanted to see other guys, I mean I
thought I was pretty strongly implying that

654
00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,550
yeah, well this isn't
gonna work.

655
00:45:59,550 --> 00:46:01,720
You and me, it's not gonna work.

656
00:46:08,830 --> 00:46:09,890
I understand.

657
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,200
Think you should move out.

658
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,640
Really? Yeah, so does Bobby.

659
00:46:23,010 --> 00:46:24,180
Is that true?

660
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:33,820
I'm not your girlfriend, right?

661
00:46:36,790 --> 00:46:39,920
I like you, I liked us.

662
00:46:39,930 --> 00:46:44,300
Not just in the last couple of
weeks, but since I moved in.

663
00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:47,170
And I was really honest with
you about what I wanted.

664
00:46:50,670 --> 00:46:52,870
But clearly you wanted
something different.

665
00:46:52,870 --> 00:46:56,210
And this reaction just shows
you weren't honest with me.

666
00:46:56,210 --> 00:47:00,210
Okay, so somehow you fucking
other dudes is my fault.

667
00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:04,520
Okay house vote.

668
00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:06,720
All in favor of Chloe leaving.

669
00:47:08,420 --> 00:47:10,250
It's democracy.

670
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:13,890
It's not the ideal system of government
but it's the best we've got.

671
00:47:14,490 --> 00:47:16,660
I'm not leaving.

672
00:47:17,930 --> 00:47:19,030
Deal with it.

673
00:47:21,730 --> 00:47:25,370
I can make your life
very uncomfortable.

674
00:47:28,310 --> 00:47:29,840
Is that a threat?

675
00:47:31,540 --> 00:47:33,040
That's a promise.

676
00:47:36,280 --> 00:47:37,380
I'm not going anywhere.

677
00:47:45,620 --> 00:47:48,960
Don't worry, I will give
her the Bobby treatment.

678
00:47:48,990 --> 00:47:50,650
She'll be out in a week.

679
00:48:00,710 --> 00:48:02,010
Good morning.

680
00:48:12,950 --> 00:48:17,320
Guys, I've a bit
of an announcement to make.

681
00:48:17,320 --> 00:48:19,160
I'm turning over a new leaf.

682
00:48:19,160 --> 00:48:22,360
Bob has decided to go
<i>au naturel.</i>

683
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:25,560
I think you should tell
your friends, invite them over.

684
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,230
Oh, am I making you
uncomfortable?

685
00:48:29,030 --> 00:48:31,840
You're making me
very uncomfortable.

686
00:48:39,010 --> 00:48:44,150
Ooh, eggs. Ooh, so delicious.

687
00:48:58,030 --> 00:48:59,260
Thank you.

688
00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:02,170
What are we watching?

689
00:49:02,170 --> 00:49:07,310
Oh, I am just catching up on a little porn.
It's pretty extreme.

690
00:49:08,210 --> 00:49:11,080
- So it seems.
- Yeah.

691
00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:14,610
You might wanna run along
'cause I'm probably...

692
00:49:14,610 --> 00:49:18,220
I'm probably gonna rub one out.

693
00:49:18,220 --> 00:49:19,320
Oh, I don't care.

694
00:49:24,490 --> 00:49:25,720
Huh?

695
00:49:26,890 --> 00:49:28,490
Go ahead, pull it out.

696
00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,800
You're gonna watch me
masturbate?

697
00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,670
- Mmm?
- No.

698
00:49:34,670 --> 00:49:36,000
Yeah, I don't care.

699
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,540
I'm not really in the mood
anymore. Excuse me.

700
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,150
Could you grab me the milk?

701
00:50:13,540 --> 00:50:14,810
Here you go.

702
00:50:15,510 --> 00:50:17,040
I meant the almond milk.

703
00:50:22,610 --> 00:50:23,550
Right.

704
00:50:30,190 --> 00:50:32,060
Oh...

705
00:50:32,060 --> 00:50:35,330
Hi. Get the fuck out,
I'm taking a shower.

706
00:50:35,330 --> 00:50:38,730
I had to take a shit and Ray's
using the other bathroom.

707
00:50:38,730 --> 00:50:40,770
What the fuck is wrong with you?

708
00:50:40,770 --> 00:50:44,540
I ate some really bad Sushi,
this is gonna be bad.

709
00:50:46,640 --> 00:50:49,010
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.

710
00:50:57,180 --> 00:51:01,420
I really wanna eat her pizza,
but you know I can't...

711
00:51:04,020 --> 00:51:06,090
- 'Cause the...
- Yeah.

712
00:51:09,830 --> 00:51:11,030
Can you move it?

713
00:51:15,170 --> 00:51:18,540
No, don't even fuck around
with that, put it down.

714
00:51:18,540 --> 00:51:20,370
- Mmm...
- Put it down.

715
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:26,310
- Oh mushroom and olives.
- Looks delish.

716
00:51:26,310 --> 00:51:28,850
- Should we do this?
- Let's do it.

717
00:51:31,320 --> 00:51:32,950
That's disgusting.

718
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,620
Fucking awful.

719
00:51:35,850 --> 00:51:39,060
- We're eating the whole fucking thing.
- Fuck it.

720
00:51:44,330 --> 00:51:45,460
It's awful.

721
00:51:52,540 --> 00:51:54,140
Did you guys eat my pizza?

722
00:51:54,670 --> 00:51:56,510
Yep, all of it.

723
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:01,110
All of it. Both of you?

724
00:52:01,110 --> 00:52:03,410
Yeah it tasted like
it was made out of shit.

725
00:52:05,920 --> 00:52:09,450
Cool, have a nice trip.

726
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,020
Bye.

727
00:52:16,530 --> 00:52:18,030
What did she mean by that?

728
00:52:29,640 --> 00:52:33,180
- Your eyes are all fucked up.
- Your eyes are all fucked up.

729
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,320
What?

730
00:52:41,820 --> 00:52:43,190
We're shrooming.

731
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:47,530
- Never shroomed before.
- Me neither.

732
00:53:05,110 --> 00:53:08,950
- Do we need a guide?
- No, we'll guide each other.

733
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,160
Bitch.

734
00:55:04,730 --> 00:55:06,760
What exactly are we looking for?

735
00:55:07,870 --> 00:55:09,130
Her dildo.

736
00:55:15,110 --> 00:55:16,910
What makes you so sure
she actually has any...

737
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:19,810
Oh... here it is.

738
00:55:20,810 --> 00:55:21,850
Perfect.

739
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:25,980
Whoa, what you doing?

740
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,380
Habanero dildo.

741
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:30,250
- Vibrator.
- Dildo.

742
00:55:30,260 --> 00:55:34,560
- That's a... That's a vibrator.
- Help me out.

743
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:39,730
Yeah, this is wrong.

744
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:42,230
Don't be a pussy.

745
00:55:46,440 --> 00:55:47,840
Yeah, that's definitely wrong.

746
00:56:08,430 --> 00:56:10,790
Yeah, so you're saying you
would... -I'd punch you.

747
00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:13,260
- Punch me square in the jaw?
- Yeah.

748
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:15,400
Why do I feel...

749
00:56:17,370 --> 00:56:20,400
well, hi, welcome home.

750
00:56:22,410 --> 00:56:25,010
- What did you do?
- Nothing.

751
00:56:25,010 --> 00:56:29,310
I'm just sitting here with my buddy
ray, about to watch a little TV.

752
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,080
Right, ray? -Yeah no, we're
about to watch the big game.

753
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:37,820
You wanna join us? -You're creeping me out.
I'm going to my room.

754
00:56:38,460 --> 00:56:39,660
Suit yourself.

755
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:45,430
You're a horrible person.

756
00:56:45,430 --> 00:56:47,130
- We are awesome at this game.
- Thanks.

757
00:56:47,130 --> 00:56:48,470
- There you go.
- I got it.

758
00:56:48,470 --> 00:56:49,970
I was just throwing
with my hand.

759
00:56:49,970 --> 00:56:53,070
When my dad comes out of
water, but he's a narwhal...

760
00:56:53,070 --> 00:56:54,370
I don't know, what a narwhal is.

761
00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:56,870
It's like a... imagine like
a whale and a unicorn.

762
00:56:58,980 --> 00:57:00,410
Nope.

763
00:57:00,410 --> 00:57:03,110
- So you have, imagine like baseball.
- Yeah.

764
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,580
- So you have the field.
- Yeah.

765
00:57:04,580 --> 00:57:06,120
- And then there's the whole plate right?
- Yeah, yeah.

766
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:07,680
That's the bean.

767
00:57:07,690 --> 00:57:09,520
- Are you... is this my dick or a vagina?
- That's a vagina.

768
00:57:09,520 --> 00:57:10,920
I'm lost.

769
00:57:10,920 --> 00:57:13,760
Turns out, wasn't my sister.

770
00:57:16,630 --> 00:57:17,630
She wasn't anyone.

771
00:57:24,270 --> 00:57:27,200
Spicy dildo. Who knew.

772
00:57:32,010 --> 00:57:33,210
Yeah.

773
00:57:33,210 --> 00:57:35,850
Enjoy that.

774
00:57:57,700 --> 00:57:59,770
You motherfucker.

775
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:22,330
Babe, look. -Don't fucking touch me.
Don't.

776
00:58:24,830 --> 00:58:26,460
How can you do this to me?

777
00:58:30,570 --> 00:58:31,870
I was roofied.

778
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,620
You fucking told her?

779
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,220
I told her the truth.

780
00:58:48,220 --> 00:58:52,090
He put hot sauce on your dildo, this
is a little extreme don't you think?

781
00:58:52,090 --> 00:58:57,930
He went on to my laptop, found something
I made and sent it to my dad.

782
00:59:02,770 --> 00:59:06,670
I assumed that was him,
unless it was you.

783
00:59:08,510 --> 00:59:09,470
No.

784
00:59:10,510 --> 00:59:11,610
Fuck.

785
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:13,940
Yeah.

786
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:17,980
So gloves are off.

787
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,030
Oh, with fucking ray.

788
00:59:31,560 --> 00:59:34,930
I don't even know how many
levels is that fucked up on.

789
00:59:36,730 --> 00:59:37,940
All of them.

790
00:59:41,540 --> 00:59:46,510
I don't know what happened,
I swear to you I was drugged.

791
00:59:53,620 --> 00:59:54,750
I fucked up.

792
00:59:57,990 --> 00:59:59,660
I fucked up real bad.

793
01:00:01,090 --> 01:00:02,460
I'm sorry.

794
01:00:05,230 --> 01:00:06,430
Hmm.

795
01:00:07,700 --> 01:00:08,800
You're sorry,

796
01:00:10,270 --> 01:00:12,540
you think sorry can undo this?

797
01:00:16,270 --> 01:00:17,810
I know.

798
01:00:20,910 --> 01:00:22,080
It can't undo this.

799
01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:26,120
But we can fix this.

800
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:30,790
I'll make it up to you.
I promise.

801
01:00:35,160 --> 01:00:36,560
I'll move in with you.

802
01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:45,000
Wow.

803
01:01:38,320 --> 01:01:41,220
I'll tell you what we do, we
get a bunch of garbage bags,

804
01:01:41,230 --> 01:01:43,860
we throw her shit in them, we
throw her bags out on the street,

805
01:01:43,860 --> 01:01:45,700
and then we toss her
out on her ass.

806
01:01:46,930 --> 01:01:49,800
Pretty sure that's assault
and battery.

807
01:01:49,800 --> 01:01:52,700
Is that a felony, because I
can live with a misdemeanor.

808
01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:57,210
Gotta come up
with a better idea.

809
01:02:02,850 --> 01:02:04,610
What you doing?

810
01:02:04,620 --> 01:02:06,080
I'm tracking Jen on her phone.

811
01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:08,420
I installed the app,
I can track her every move.

812
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:11,220
- That is definitely...
- Where is she now?

813
01:02:11,220 --> 01:02:14,120
I'm sure she's driving home
from work or something. Okay?

814
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,190
Holy shit.

815
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,560
- She's at the bar...
- Whoa...

816
01:02:17,560 --> 01:02:19,130
- She's at the fucking bar.
- No don't...

817
01:02:19,130 --> 01:02:21,200
Let's go. Come on.

818
01:02:22,030 --> 01:02:23,130
Dammit.

819
01:02:27,910 --> 01:02:30,470
- Bobby, Bobby...
- God fucking kidding me.

820
01:02:30,480 --> 01:02:31,940
Oh shit. Bob no...

821
01:02:31,940 --> 01:02:33,740
- No, no way.
- How long is it happening?

822
01:02:36,950 --> 01:02:39,150
What are you doing here,
with her?

823
01:02:39,150 --> 01:02:40,720
I'm just grabbing a drink.

824
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,190
With a friend.

825
01:02:43,120 --> 01:02:44,590
- With a friend?
- Yeah.

826
01:02:44,590 --> 01:02:46,190
So you guys are friends now?

827
01:02:46,190 --> 01:02:49,260
Did you forget that she seduced
me and him into that threesome?

828
01:02:50,630 --> 01:02:53,760
Wait, you guys banged her
at the same time?

829
01:02:53,770 --> 01:02:55,600
- Yeah.
- Oh that's awesome.

830
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,530
Okay, well,
she told me the truth.

831
01:02:57,540 --> 01:03:01,540
Which only proves to me that, you're the
perverted bastard I always thought you were...

832
01:03:01,540 --> 01:03:03,640
what kind of kinky shit
did you do to her?

833
01:03:03,640 --> 01:03:05,540
Can you shut up for
one minute, please?

834
01:03:05,540 --> 01:03:08,880
Yeah, she told me about a whole lot
of awful stuff you guys did to her.

835
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,880
Yeah seriously,
what you guys do?

836
01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,580
If you guys do one more
mean thing to her,

837
01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:15,450
I'm never gonna talk to you
ever again.

838
01:03:15,450 --> 01:03:18,460
You didn't tell me that
you guys were serious.

839
01:03:18,460 --> 01:03:20,990
Okay that's a lie,
she's fucking lying.

840
01:03:20,990 --> 01:03:23,990
Oh wow, if I was important
to you at all...

841
01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:26,500
You are... - ...None of this would
have happened in the first place.

842
01:03:26,500 --> 01:03:28,670
- Yeah, that's true.
- Thank you.

843
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:37,140
Okay, I was drunk or drugged or
temporarily insane or something okay?

844
01:03:37,140 --> 01:03:39,840
Yeah, you just have to come up
with something better than that.

845
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:43,210
Okay can you shut the fuck up?
Please? -Woah, bro.

846
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:46,980
Don't talk to a girl like that. -What
the fuck are you gonna do about it huh?

847
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:50,050
You're right, he's got some
serious anger issues.

848
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:54,260
I do not have fucking anger issues okay?
You're a fucking bitch.

849
01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:56,590
You might have crossed
your line mate. -No no.

850
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,030
You fucking bitch. Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, okay.

851
01:04:02,370 --> 01:04:03,370
Oh...

852
01:04:04,470 --> 01:04:08,270
Uh... think I'm gonna take off.

853
01:04:14,450 --> 01:04:16,810
Oh shit, Bobby.

854
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:18,520
I'm so sorry, man,
I don't even know what to say.

855
01:04:18,520 --> 01:04:20,350
Are they trying to
fucking torture me.

856
01:04:20,350 --> 01:04:23,920
- Don't think they're trying...
- What the fuck do I do?

857
01:04:23,920 --> 01:04:26,890
You know what, you don't do anything.
Jen's really upset right now,

858
01:04:26,890 --> 01:04:30,230
you just let her get over it.
People get over things right?

859
01:04:30,230 --> 01:04:32,930
You will figure out a way to
dig yourself out of this hole.

860
01:04:32,930 --> 01:04:35,370
- Just gotta be cool.
- Right.

861
01:04:36,430 --> 01:04:38,840
You're right.

862
01:04:38,840 --> 01:04:42,770
Look I will help you fix this, alright?
You just..

863
01:04:42,770 --> 01:04:44,470
You gotta promise me one thing,

864
01:04:44,480 --> 01:04:47,740
if anything else happens you
just, let it roll off your back.

865
01:04:48,610 --> 01:04:49,910
I could be cool.

866
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:53,980
- Good, just be cool, man.
- Ice cold.

867
01:04:53,990 --> 01:04:56,420
Not cold.

868
01:04:56,420 --> 01:04:58,620
- You don't wanna do that.
- Ice water in my veins.

869
01:04:58,620 --> 01:05:03,260
Again I'm just thinking cool just a
blanket, gonna go cool on this one.

870
01:05:03,260 --> 01:05:05,230
- Alright?
- Yeah?

871
01:05:05,230 --> 01:05:06,430
Good, give me your keys.

872
01:05:09,670 --> 01:05:12,870
- Okay.
- That was unnecessary, okay.

873
01:05:28,850 --> 01:05:30,150
Hi...

874
01:05:30,990 --> 01:05:32,560
Good evening.

875
01:05:32,560 --> 01:05:34,560
Um... where's Bobby?

876
01:05:34,560 --> 01:05:37,090
I put Bobby to sleep.

877
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,700
That's good,
Bobby's still sleeping?

878
01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:43,030
Wow, what are you guys
doing here?

879
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,340
Oh, we're having a sleepover.

880
01:05:48,770 --> 01:05:51,310
That's a really bad idea.

881
01:05:51,310 --> 01:05:54,340
It's okay because, we're...

882
01:05:55,180 --> 01:05:57,380
Not really gonna be
doing much sleeping.

883
01:06:03,550 --> 01:06:07,920
- You cannot do this to Bobby, Jen.
- I can do whatever I want dude.

884
01:06:07,930 --> 01:06:09,730
Why are you doing this?

885
01:06:09,730 --> 01:06:12,560
Because he did it to me,
and then we'll be even.

886
01:06:12,560 --> 01:06:15,630
Okay here's the thing
you're not gonna be even, Jen,

887
01:06:15,630 --> 01:06:17,330
you're gonna be further apart.

888
01:06:17,340 --> 01:06:19,370
Raymi, thank you.

889
01:06:19,370 --> 01:06:22,110
I've always really liked you, you're a
great guy. But you didn't do anything

890
01:06:22,110 --> 01:06:24,740
to stop this.
You participated, remember?

891
01:06:25,840 --> 01:06:27,340
So fuck you, too.

892
01:06:34,050 --> 01:06:35,090
Shit.

893
01:06:53,270 --> 01:06:56,110
I think Chloe and Jennifer
are having sex.

894
01:06:56,110 --> 01:06:59,440
What? No way Bobby.
They're just watching a movie.

895
01:07:02,450 --> 01:07:03,780
Porno movie.

896
01:07:05,150 --> 01:07:06,550
In surround sound.

897
01:07:06,550 --> 01:07:09,250
Chloe doesn't have
surround sound.

898
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:12,220
- Or a TV for that matter.
- -Oh wow.

899
01:07:12,220 --> 01:07:13,590
You sure?

900
01:07:13,590 --> 01:07:15,690
Yeah... I like that.

901
01:07:15,690 --> 01:07:19,460
I know what both of them sound
like when they're having sex.

902
01:07:19,460 --> 01:07:21,100
And this is what it sounds like.

903
01:07:22,130 --> 01:07:24,200
I don't know man...

904
01:07:26,440 --> 01:07:28,240
it's okay.

905
01:07:28,240 --> 01:07:31,740
I'm cool. I'm playing it cool.

906
01:07:31,740 --> 01:07:34,410
Great yeah, just be cool.

907
01:07:38,580 --> 01:07:40,880
- Can I borrow your gun?
- No please.

908
01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:44,120
No. I need it just
for like two minutes.

909
01:07:46,190 --> 01:07:47,890
They

910
01:07:47,890 --> 01:07:49,460
they just finished.

911
01:07:52,530 --> 01:07:53,930
Look, Bob, you just...

912
01:07:54,930 --> 01:07:56,570
Just gotta go to sleep okay?

913
01:07:57,700 --> 01:07:59,370
You're gonna wake up
tomorrow and...

914
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,010
It's just gonna be just one...

915
01:08:03,940 --> 01:08:07,880
Really, really horrible, just

916
01:08:07,880 --> 01:08:10,280
terrifying dream that
you had. Okay?

917
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,230
Sounds like you two
had a wild night, huh?

918
01:08:47,250 --> 01:08:48,510
Be cool, Bobby.

919
01:08:50,190 --> 01:08:52,020
I don't think it's
any of your business.

920
01:08:53,990 --> 01:08:57,130
I'm just saying it was
a little loud, very vocal.

921
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:02,530
You know ray here
thought it was porno.

922
01:09:02,530 --> 01:09:05,740
And I was like, ray,

923
01:09:05,740 --> 01:09:09,410
I think that Chloe and Jennifer,

924
01:09:09,410 --> 01:09:12,080
you know the one used to
be my girlfriend Jennifer,

925
01:09:12,080 --> 01:09:15,250
are having loud lesbian
intercourse.

926
01:09:15,250 --> 01:09:18,250
But he thought it was a movie
and surround sound. Right, ray?

927
01:09:20,220 --> 01:09:23,220
It was very vigorous, very raw.

928
01:09:23,220 --> 01:09:28,420
You know I've never heard
two women pleasure each other

929
01:09:28,430 --> 01:09:30,230
live in person before.

930
01:09:30,230 --> 01:09:34,560
It definitely had an impact on me.
It was profound.

931
01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:39,700
It was the unbridled passion
of two women,

932
01:09:39,700 --> 01:09:46,540
on a freight train to a destination
of a carnal explosion of ecstasy.

933
01:09:48,680 --> 01:09:52,580
Upon reflection, it was savage.

934
01:09:54,350 --> 01:09:55,450
Desperate.

935
01:09:56,620 --> 01:09:59,490
Both selfish and selfless.

936
01:10:00,420 --> 01:10:06,000
Yet beautiful
in it's shameless violence.

937
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,100
So I'm gonna go...

938
01:10:12,100 --> 01:10:15,870
Oh, you don't want any toast?

939
01:10:15,870 --> 01:10:18,880
No toast for me today
actually, Bobby.

940
01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:21,280
- No problem. Oh, Jen, - Yeah.

941
01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,080
Have a great fucking day.

942
01:10:32,990 --> 01:10:35,020
Thinking about it whole day,

943
01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:37,960
- I think we gotta move out.
- Common sense.

944
01:10:37,960 --> 01:10:41,830
Such a stranger in these
strange times, you know man?

945
01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:43,830
No way, absolutely not.

946
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,540
Maybe you can reconcile
with Jen?

947
01:10:46,540 --> 01:10:48,870
Jen's a lesbian now.

948
01:10:48,870 --> 01:10:51,540
- She's a lesbian now?
- Oh, that's right.

949
01:10:51,540 --> 01:10:53,280
She fucked Chloe.

950
01:10:53,280 --> 01:10:55,080
Wasn't she a lesbian in college?

951
01:10:55,080 --> 01:10:58,480
Um... I'm sorry, what the
fuck did you jut say?

952
01:10:58,480 --> 01:11:01,990
You cannot move out of the house I can't...
You know what?

953
01:11:01,990 --> 01:11:04,720
You're right actually,
move out. I'll move in.

954
01:11:04,720 --> 01:11:07,320
Look, she's not a lesbian
okay. She had an encounter.

955
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,160
We had an encounter, we're
not homosexuals. -Whoo...

956
01:11:10,160 --> 01:11:13,060
What? -No no, with Chloe.
The three of us.

957
01:11:13,060 --> 01:11:14,670
- I'm getting an erection right now.
- Wait,

958
01:11:14,670 --> 01:11:16,900
I'm still trying to figure out what
the hell is going on right now.

959
01:11:16,900 --> 01:11:19,970
Smithy, pay attention okay. Apparently
there's some kinky shit happening

960
01:11:19,970 --> 01:11:23,370
and I would really like an invitation.
Cause I'm down to do whatever.

961
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:28,750
Literally what the fuck-ever.
Clamps, plugs, fire.

962
01:11:28,750 --> 01:11:31,780
Okay, look, I know to an outsider,
this seems fucking awesome.

963
01:11:31,780 --> 01:11:35,820
But in reality, on the inside
it's a fucking nightmare.

964
01:11:35,820 --> 01:11:40,320
Just so you know, I will not move out.
I will not be the one that leaves.

965
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:43,160
She's saying the
same thing, man.

966
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:46,360
Don't get any ideas,
you're in this with me.

967
01:12:06,420 --> 01:12:07,520
What?

968
01:12:10,890 --> 01:12:11,950
Nothing.

969
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:16,390
You have very judgmental eyes.

970
01:12:24,540 --> 01:12:27,770
A little bit past the judgmental
phase, wouldn't you say?

971
01:12:30,810 --> 01:12:33,210
I don't understand
you sometimes.

972
01:12:33,210 --> 01:12:34,840
I don't understand you
all the time.

973
01:12:39,650 --> 01:12:43,420
We could've had something, ray, I
don't know what but something.

974
01:12:48,760 --> 01:12:50,330
Still could.

975
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,530
How could you even say that
after everything you've done.

976
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,640
After everything that I've done?

977
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,010
What about everything
that you've done?

978
01:13:03,010 --> 01:13:04,610
What about everything
that Bobby's done?

979
01:13:07,180 --> 01:13:10,280
I'm not pretending
to be a victim here.

980
01:13:11,010 --> 01:13:12,820
I fight fire with fire.

981
01:13:15,750 --> 01:13:19,260
- You should've figured that out by now.
- No I...

982
01:13:19,260 --> 01:13:21,420
I definitely figured
that out by now.

983
01:13:22,760 --> 01:13:24,230
You're enjoying this, Chloe.

984
01:13:25,130 --> 01:13:27,100
No, I'm not.

985
01:13:27,100 --> 01:13:31,930
- Yes, you are.
- What I would enjoy...

986
01:13:31,940 --> 01:13:34,170
Is if you came back
to my room with me.

987
01:13:39,240 --> 01:13:42,710
Go to hell. -You don't
have to be miserable, ray.

988
01:13:42,710 --> 01:13:46,920
Bobby ruined it for himself.
That has nothing to do with us.

989
01:13:48,020 --> 01:13:50,250
We don't have to go
down with the ship.

990
01:13:52,420 --> 01:13:56,190
I can be yours and only yours.
If that's what you want.

991
01:14:05,300 --> 01:14:07,340
I don't want that anymore.

992
01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,550
Fine, fuck you.

993
01:14:24,920 --> 01:14:26,960
Ray, this is Bobby.

994
01:14:27,890 --> 01:14:29,860
I'm gonna go to a bar.

995
01:14:29,860 --> 01:14:33,260
I'm gonna go to that freak bar, the one
I've always been too scared to go into.

996
01:14:33,260 --> 01:14:35,260
And I just wanted
to let you know

997
01:14:35,270 --> 01:14:39,300
'cause I think you should come out and
meet me and we should drink a lot.

998
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,310
Bye.

999
01:14:49,950 --> 01:14:51,950
Can't believe I've never
been here before.

1000
01:14:53,080 --> 01:14:54,480
Clearly a party.

1001
01:14:56,690 --> 01:14:59,720
- I'm into some weird shit.
- Sure you are.

1002
01:14:59,720 --> 01:15:03,830
No, no, no, I know I look
normal but I like to get down.

1003
01:15:04,290 --> 01:15:05,830
Multiple partners,

1004
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,330
sex toys.

1005
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:14,300
- Girl on girl shit.
- You ever cut yourself?

1006
01:15:15,170 --> 01:15:16,670
I got stitches once.

1007
01:15:18,310 --> 01:15:20,880
You mean on purpose, right?

1008
01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:24,050
Yeah, no, I've never
done that. Have you?

1009
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,020
No.

1010
01:15:28,890 --> 01:15:34,190
I just, I wanna get wild. I wanna get
dangerous, you know what I mean?

1011
01:15:34,190 --> 01:15:37,390
- Not really.
- -Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.

1012
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:41,560
- Oh, Jesus!
- This is my friend raymi.

1013
01:15:41,570 --> 01:15:45,600
He's a freak too. He likes
to rub hot sauce on dildos.

1014
01:15:46,240 --> 01:15:48,100
- That's fucked up.
- Yeah.

1015
01:15:48,110 --> 01:15:50,070
- That's fucked up okay?
- Bobby?

1016
01:15:51,610 --> 01:15:54,780
Ray and I here,
we like to party.

1017
01:15:54,780 --> 01:15:57,950
Have you ever been drilled
by two guys in a coffee shop?

1018
01:15:57,950 --> 01:16:00,820
- Okay, Bob.
- Wow.

1019
01:16:00,820 --> 01:16:03,850
That was a very different
reaction than I was expecting.

1020
01:16:06,090 --> 01:16:08,360
- Oh.
- That's about right.

1021
01:16:11,860 --> 01:16:13,920
What you doing here,
besides salting my game?

1022
01:16:13,950 --> 01:16:15,560
Let's get her out of the house.

1023
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,370
- Yes.
- Yeah.

1024
01:16:18,370 --> 01:16:19,840
- Do you have a plan?
- No plan.

1025
01:16:19,840 --> 01:16:21,600
Let's just get her shit and
throw on the fucking street.

1026
01:16:21,610 --> 01:16:24,710
Oh, that's an awesome plan,
let's do it. -Alright.

1027
01:16:24,710 --> 01:16:27,880
- Nobody gets between you and me.
- Nobody. Friends for life.

1028
01:16:27,880 --> 01:16:29,810
- For life.
- Since we were little kids.

1029
01:16:29,810 --> 01:16:33,480
Yes, little children. We we're friends
when we were little. Little friends.

1030
01:16:33,480 --> 01:16:34,880
Get the fuck out of our house.

1031
01:16:34,890 --> 01:16:37,190
- Get the fuck out.
- Get out of our house.

1032
01:16:37,190 --> 01:16:38,790
- Now.
- Yes.

1033
01:16:38,790 --> 01:16:39,790
- Hold on.
- What?

1034
01:16:39,790 --> 01:16:41,390
- I'm gonna puke.
- Oh, Jesus, shit shit.

1035
01:16:41,390 --> 01:16:43,890
- Oh god.
- Hold on. Wait wait.

1036
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:46,230
- Wait wait.
- You know what?

1037
01:16:46,230 --> 01:16:48,130
- False alarm. I'm all right.
- You good?

1038
01:16:52,100 --> 01:16:54,840
Nope. -Okay. Here we go. Shit.

1039
01:16:56,840 --> 01:17:00,780
Okay, okay. Wait, wait.
What is the plan?

1040
01:17:00,780 --> 01:17:02,350
Again, Bobby,
we don't need a plan.

1041
01:17:02,350 --> 01:17:05,450
We're men, she's a woman. We
take her and throw the fuck out.

1042
01:17:05,450 --> 01:17:08,150
Okay, so we're just
gonna carry her out.

1043
01:17:08,150 --> 01:17:09,590
- Chloe!
- Oh whoa whoa.

1044
01:17:09,590 --> 01:17:13,120
Chloe! Chloe get the
fuck down here. -Oh.

1045
01:17:13,120 --> 01:17:14,520
Okay.

1046
01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:18,260
What the fuck do you want?

1047
01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:20,060
Get the fuck out of our house.

1048
01:17:20,560 --> 01:17:23,070
This is my house, too.

1049
01:17:23,070 --> 01:17:27,270
Okay, Chloe, let's not make this
difficult, than it already has been.

1050
01:17:27,270 --> 01:17:29,670
You need to leave tonight
or else...

1051
01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:33,510
- Or else what?
- Or else...

1052
01:17:34,410 --> 01:17:37,250
What the fuck are you gonna do?

1053
01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:39,920
Okay, see this is why
we needed a plan.

1054
01:17:41,550 --> 01:17:44,820
I'm gonna throw your ass on
the street, you fucking slut.

1055
01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:04,810
The fuck are you doing?

1056
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:08,480
Fuck you.

1057
01:18:30,000 --> 01:18:31,070
No...

1058
01:18:57,530 --> 01:18:58,830
What's wrong with you?

1059
01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:20,920
Dammit.

1060
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,060
Stop it Chloe. Chloe stop it.

1061
01:19:27,060 --> 01:19:29,790
Dammit, Chloe! Stop!

1062
01:19:29,790 --> 01:19:31,530
Chloe, no.

1063
01:19:33,360 --> 01:19:34,830
Fuck.

1064
01:19:38,770 --> 01:19:42,840
- Ray! What the fuck are you doing?
- Stop.

1065
01:19:52,720 --> 01:19:53,720
Ugh...

1066
01:19:55,120 --> 01:19:59,020
Uh... you guys suck.

1067
01:19:59,020 --> 01:20:00,590
What the fuck?

1068
01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:18,270
Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit.

1069
01:20:20,640 --> 01:20:24,680
- What the fuck? Who the fuck was that?
- Steve.

1070
01:20:25,350 --> 01:20:27,020
Who the fuck is Steve?

1071
01:20:27,980 --> 01:20:29,290
My ex-boyfriend.

1072
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:31,550
He's dead Bob.

1073
01:20:31,560 --> 01:20:34,690
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're not a doctor.

1074
01:20:34,690 --> 01:20:38,290
He has a knife in his
fucking chest. He is dead.

1075
01:20:39,200 --> 01:20:41,200
Shit.

1076
01:20:42,430 --> 01:20:43,570
Wait, wa...

1077
01:20:43,570 --> 01:20:46,770
this was an accident, okay?

1078
01:20:47,700 --> 01:20:49,710
We just need to call 911.

1079
01:20:50,440 --> 01:20:52,110
Don't touch anything.

1080
01:20:55,280 --> 01:20:56,780
We need to think.

1081
01:21:08,660 --> 01:21:10,360
Does anybody know he's here?

1082
01:21:13,730 --> 01:21:16,500
Safe to assume
that he didn't tell anyone.

1083
01:21:16,500 --> 01:21:18,130
Guys, we have to get rid
of the body.

1084
01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:25,240
This is crazy, Bobby,
we can't do that.

1085
01:21:25,240 --> 01:21:28,180
Or we'll all go to jail,
we've no other options.

1086
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,780
We can drive to the forest
in about an hour and a half.

1087
01:21:36,120 --> 01:21:39,860
Why was that motherfucker
in my house?

1088
01:21:39,860 --> 01:21:43,760
- Why don't you go ask him?
- Guys, Jesus Christ.

1089
01:21:44,860 --> 01:21:48,630
If we're gonna do this
we have to act fast. Okay?

1090
01:21:48,630 --> 01:21:52,470
We gotta get trash bags,
and wrap up the body.

1091
01:21:52,470 --> 01:21:54,000
Can't do that, man.

1092
01:21:56,110 --> 01:21:57,170
I'll do it.

1093
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:06,120
You guys clean yourselves up, put your
clothes in a bag. We'll burn them.

1094
01:23:00,300 --> 01:23:02,500
Ready? One, two.

1095
01:23:29,470 --> 01:23:30,830
Looks good.

1096
01:23:35,740 --> 01:23:37,810
Sun'll be up soon, we should go.

1097
01:23:45,150 --> 01:23:47,150
Should probably say
something, Bobby.

1098
01:23:48,420 --> 01:23:51,420
- What, like a prayer?
- Sure.

1099
01:23:54,790 --> 01:23:58,260
Fuck. Okay...

1100
01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:03,230
Dear god,

1101
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,940
please don't send us
to hell for what we've done.

1102
01:24:10,670 --> 01:24:12,170
We're good people.

1103
01:24:13,280 --> 01:24:14,410
Who made a mistake.

1104
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:20,250
And we know, thou shall
not murder.

1105
01:24:22,950 --> 01:24:24,050
And...

1106
01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:30,060
We will be good in thine eyes.
Whether more.

1107
01:24:31,030 --> 01:24:33,230
And may the apostles sing...

1108
01:24:35,630 --> 01:24:41,340
Um so... please deliver...

1109
01:24:48,280 --> 01:24:49,310
Steve?

1110
01:24:51,580 --> 01:24:53,150
Right. Steve.

1111
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,420
Please deliver Steve from evil.

1112
01:24:59,320 --> 01:25:01,620
- Amen.
- Amen.

1113
01:25:56,550 --> 01:25:58,580
- Hey.
- Hey.

1114
01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:04,320
Just wish that...

1115
01:26:23,570 --> 01:26:25,010
Me too.

1116
01:26:41,790 --> 01:26:43,260
So I guess this is it.

1117
01:26:47,300 --> 01:26:48,330
Yep.

1118
01:26:54,140 --> 01:26:55,740
- I couldn't take it.
- Bobby.

1119
01:26:55,740 --> 01:26:58,710
I couldn't take the guilt. We
gotta pay our debt to society.

1120
01:26:58,710 --> 01:27:00,640
You called the cops on us?

1121
01:27:00,640 --> 01:27:03,210
I told it on all of us,
I'm sorry.

1122
01:28:26,330 --> 01:28:29,060
Babe, you can't keep
coming here every few days.

1123
01:28:29,070 --> 01:28:34,040
But I've never been so hot for
you, since you became a criminal.

1124
01:28:34,040 --> 01:28:36,970
Are you okay?
Are they treating you okay?

1125
01:28:36,970 --> 01:28:39,810
I'm good, I've been lifting.

1126
01:28:40,710 --> 01:28:42,140
I can see that.

1127
01:28:42,680 --> 01:28:44,710
It's killing me.

1128
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,480
I don't know how I'm gonna spend
thirty months without you.

1129
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:52,390
Babe, thirty months
is for good behavior.

1130
01:28:53,720 --> 01:28:54,820
I can't promise you that.

1131
01:28:55,730 --> 01:28:57,260
I'll wait for you.

1132
01:28:57,730 --> 01:28:59,700
I want you so bad.

1133
01:29:03,870 --> 01:29:05,330
Hey, lady!

1134
01:29:05,340 --> 01:29:07,400
Take your tits of the glass.

1135
01:29:12,840 --> 01:29:15,510
I love you so much.

1136
01:29:16,510 --> 01:29:17,610
I know.

1137
01:29:27,620 --> 01:29:29,360
Why don't you ever
do that for me?

1138
01:29:31,560 --> 01:29:32,790
Goodnight, George.

1139
01:29:39,170 --> 01:29:41,400
Another present
from the chick prison?

1140
01:29:43,640 --> 01:29:47,280
Every month. -Don't know why
she sends you those things.

1141
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,450
Or why you accept them?

1142
01:29:51,280 --> 01:29:53,720
- Nostalgia.
- Deep.

1143
01:29:55,150 --> 01:29:57,590
You know the corner cell's
opening up soon.

1144
01:29:57,590 --> 01:29:58,650
Really?

1145
01:30:00,590 --> 01:30:03,160
- We should get it.
- That's a great cell.

1146
01:30:03,160 --> 01:30:07,600
It's more room, view of the
yard and more private.

1147
01:30:07,600 --> 01:30:11,030
- Got to take on a cell mate though.
- We can do that.

1148
01:30:11,030 --> 01:30:12,600
Just gotta find the right guy.