0
00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000
Visit www.Fortunebet99.cc
Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent
1
00:00:14,079 --> 00:00:21,085
That must be done.
2
00:00:21,086 --> 00:00:28,092
Atari 2600 is a pioneer in home video games
system.
This creates a cultural phenomenon, but most
3
00:00:28,093 --> 00:00:35,099
Importantly, a mature industry generates billions of dollars.
Atari's success and brand loyalty are so strong,
4
00:00:35,100 --> 00:00:42,065
they are able to produce cheap and fast games
maybe.
But in 1982, everything will end.
5
00:00:42,066 --> 00:00:49,072
This is when they produced the game based on the highest
that year's best-selling film, Steven Spielberg's.
6
00:00:49,073 --> 00:00:56,079
Eee Tee.
The man chosen to program the game was Howard
Scott Warshaw, based on previous successes.
7
00:00:56,080 --> 00:01:03,086
Yars & apos; Revenge and Raiders from the Lost Ark. Under normal
circumstances, game programming takes Warshaw six to
8
00:01:03,087 --> 00:01:10,093
seven months.
For Eee Tee, she was given only five weeks
to meet the deadline for the Christmas shopping season.
9
00:01:10,094 --> 00:01:17,100
The end result was strange and incoherent
alienated games are devoted to gamers.
10
00:01:17,101 --> 00:01:24,065
To this day, this is seen as the biggest commercial failure
in video game history.
Atari suffered 536 million
11
00:01:24,066 --> 00:01:31,072
dollar losses, not only burdened the company,
but brought the entire industry down with it,
12
00:01:31,073 --> 00:01:38,079
an event known as the 1983 Video Game Crash.
As a result of overproduction, more than two million
13
00:01:38,080 --> 00:01:45,086
copies of the game are said to have been
buried somewhere in the New Mexico desert.
14
00:01:45,087 --> 00:01:52,093
And that is why we at Cockburn Inc. will make Eee
Tee 2 for today's most advanced video game platform.
15
00:01:52,094 --> 00:01:59,100
But will fans really want to buy off-based games like that
Reputation, even though the new version will be better?
16
00:01:59,101 --> 00:02:06,065
Oh.
Now that's the beauty, Mr. Cockburn.
I won't
be better
We will make it even worse.
17
00:02:06,066 --> 00:02:13,072
Do you say worse?
Oh, of course!
This is called out of box marketing.
It's so irregular.
>> I know
>> Research shows gamers lately
18
00:02:13,073 --> 00:02:20,079
are playing games they hate
They think bad is a new good.
As a result, we will cut costs and multiply our profits.
19
00:02:20,080 --> 00:02:27,086
If people hate their game
play, why do they still play it?
20
00:02:27,087 --> 00:02:34,093
Oh, because of this man.
21
00:02:34,094 --> 00:02:41,101
And for him to support it,
it's almost too brilliant
22
00:03:30,067 --> 00:03:37,073
This is dirty bullshit that I have to do
23
00:03:37,074 --> 00:03:44,080
grow with as a child.
Gamers are currently very lucky.
They never have
faced with anything
24
00:03:44,081 --> 00:03:51,087
Ah, Dude!
There are so many projectiles
on this screen
It is impossible
25
00:03:51,088 --> 00:03:58,094
to avoid.
It will be easier to get out in a storm and try
avoid rain
You touch the floor, you die.
You touch the wall,
26
00:03:58,095 --> 00:04:05,101
die you.
You touch the ceiling, you die.
You die, you die,
you die, die, die, die, die, die, die!
>> Ha ha ha ha ha!
27
00:04:05,102 --> 00:04:12,066
So there is someone on the Internet called Angry Video Game Nerd, and he claims
that he is reviewing all these old and annoying video games to cover all
28
00:04:12,067 --> 00:04:19,073
The ruined childhood
>> What are they thinking about?
>> I love fucking
nerds.
>> Your accuracy in this game must be so that's right
29
00:04:19,074 --> 00:04:26,080
Hitting your sign is like trying to pee into a shot glass that rotates
on a record player that is tied to the cheetah's back when you are
30
00:04:26,081 --> 00:04:33,087
riding a unicycle blindfolded.
>> Ha ha ha.
In other words, it's
quite difficult.
>> Ha ha ha.
>> They just want to cover up the truth
31
00:04:33,088 --> 00:04:40,094
With their awesome cover that makes games look great when really, it's
just tearing up kids from their hard-earned allowances.
>> What do you do
32
00:04:40,095 --> 00:04:47,101
For all of us is public service.
>> You, you are very much
amazing.
>> This is a form of retroactive type
33
00:04:47,102 --> 00:04:54,066
revenge, but also therapeutic.
>> It will be easier
to take the flying dirt from pepper while wearing boxing gloves.
34
00:04:54,067 --> 00:05:01,073
Crazy people
He is very strange crazy!
Oh, man.
I remember
that game
>> was awesome!
>> We are your biggest fan.
35
00:05:01,074 --> 00:05:08,080
Drew You are this picture.
Love the nerd
>> I draw
36
00:05:08,081 --> 00:05:15,087
little portrait
>> I got your custom shirt here.
>> Well, who again
Can you think of that thing that was really embraced with a fancy AVGN doll every night?
37
00:05:15,088 --> 00:05:22,094
Have an Angry Nerd Tattoo Video Game.
>> I got the enshrined
in ink
>> Who goes around punching snakes and spiders?
38
00:05:22,095 --> 00:05:29,101
I am your biggest fan from Germany.
>> Greetings from Cleveland
>> Norway
>>
Toronto, Ontario.
>> Mexico City.
>> Dallas, Texas.
>> From Italy
>> New York.
39
00:05:29,102 --> 00:05:36,067
England.
>> Scotland
>> Sweden
>> Ukraine.
>> Tennessee
>> Chile
>> Brazil
>> Angry
Video Game Nerd episode helps me to learn English .
>> This game is a blizzard
40
00:05:36,068 --> 00:05:43,074
ball
This is a donkey havoc.
>>
someone's suffering is someone else's pleasure.
41
00:05:43,075 --> 00:05:50,081
I try to appreciate the pain you are experiencing.
>>
Can you please review Eee Tee for Atari 2600?
42
00:05:50,082 --> 00:05:57,088
I mean, this is a bad game of all time.
>> >> Hear
the legend that it was buried in a landfill somewhere.
43
00:05:57,089 --> 00:06:04,095
Let's save this one buried.
>> Why is that?
called Xenophobe?
Well, apparently that
44
00:06:04,096 --> 00:06:11,102
means fear of something strange.
Now, if in a foreign way it means
an alien that drooling that will kill me, you bet your ass
45
00:06:11,103 --> 00:06:18,067
I'm afraid that
>> If in the name of your ass ?
Will do Eee Tee?
>> You are my last hope.
46
00:06:18,068 --> 00:06:25,074
Please do Eee Tee.
>> Where is the fuck is Eee Tee?
This sucks
balls.
Glug, glug, glug.
You see, is that really hard?
47
00:06:25,075 --> 00:06:32,081
Tinjau Eee Tee.
>> Mengapa tidak Eee Tee?
Kamu minum teh
>> Review Eee
Tee.
>> Apakah Anda di Internet lagi?
>> Eee Tee.
>> Eee Tee.
48
00:06:32,082 --> 00:06:39,088
The game continues and continues and continues.
I
don't think there is an ending.
The only
49
00:06:39,089 --> 00:06:46,095
goal that I can think of is for the shelf
score up to 999,999
But no, stop at
50
00:06:46,096 --> 00:06:53,102
999,990.
That is the nine video games that guide you
will never
So when does the game end ?
51
00:06:53,103 --> 00:07:00,067
When you turn off the fucker and throw
it out your window
>> Back up, back up.
52
00:07:00,068 --> 00:07:07,075
This is for Xenophobe, Xeno
fucking a piece of dog poop!
53
00:07:14,082 --> 00:07:21,088
Oh, cut it, cut it.
>> Take it perfect,
54
00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:28,095
Kutu buku.
Bagus buang, Bung.
Ingin sudut yang lain?
>> Cooper, saya hargai
Bantuannya, tapi biasanya saya memfilmkan video ini sendirian.
55
00:07:28,096 --> 00:07:35,102
Want to be shot wide?
>> No >> Closeup?
>> No. >> An
over-the-shoulder?
>> isn't
>> a shot behind the knee?
>> What?
56
00:07:35,103 --> 00:07:42,068
Hm, alright < br /> That will be good.
Good.
We are late working.
57
00:07:42,069 --> 00:07:49,075
If you want to be a nerd like me, you have to make it
some unique sacrifices.
There is no physical fitness,
58
00:07:49,076 --> 00:07:56,082
there is no social popularity, and most of it
is important, there are no girls
Nerd before birds.
59
00:07:56,083 --> 00:08:03,090
I see the way.
60
00:08:10,097 --> 00:08:17,103
Our Lady!
>>
Do you see that, Nerd?
61
00:08:17,104 --> 00:08:24,068
Mereka membuat Eee Tee 2. Itu berarti Anda akhirnya akan mengulasnya
Asli Atari Eee Tee, bukan?
>> Cooper, ini terlalu banyak untuk dipahami.
62
00:08:24,069 --> 00:08:31,075
And no, I never reviewed Eee Tee.
>> But, but the time is perfect, man.
You have to do it now.
>> I'd rather suck dry dirt from a donkey dog
63
00:08:31,076 --> 00:08:38,082
fur.
>> You know it's the game you most requested.
You get an email about
that all the time
>> You still check the email me?
>> I have to!
64
00:08:38,083 --> 00:08:45,089
"Kay, let's work.
>> You know
This is considered a bad game
65
00:08:45,090 --> 00:08:52,096
all the time right?
Oh, trust me;
I know.
That's unreasonable gameplay.
We don't know what to do.
Fall in the pit again and again.
66
00:08:52,097 --> 00:08:59,103
This brings my urine to a boil.
>> Well, why not
do it, man
It will be perfect.
I will help if you want.
67
00:08:59,104 --> 00:09:06,068
Have you watched my video?
>> No, what's up,
Super Video Dude?
>> No, dude.
This is Super Rad Video.
68
00:09:06,069 --> 00:09:13,075
Game Dude.
Ah, rad.
>> Hey, Angry Nerd Video Game!
>> Hey, how are you
doing?
Hey, I saw your last review and I laughed my ass.
69
00:09:13,076 --> 00:09:20,082
I just have to buy a game on eBay and see how bad it is
and humans, you are right
>> Whoa, whoa.
No no.
>> Yes.
70
00:09:20,083 --> 00:09:27,089
Potions, can I see you?
here for a moment?
71
00:09:27,090 --> 00:09:34,096
Hello.
No, you listen to me, you're sick fuck!
72
00:09:34,097 --> 00:09:41,103
No, you're sick.
You're sicker than
damn sick
Yes, and I have DNA
73
00:09:41,104 --> 00:09:48,068
to prove it
All right, see you at 8.
What do you want?
>> You call me here
74
00:09:48,069 --> 00:09:55,075
Oh, right, potions.
I apologize for that.
Look, Herb, me, I also
want to tell you that there will be some changes.
75
00:09:55,076 --> 00:10:02,082
But my name is Nerd, Mr. Swann.
>>
My father's bad name is Mr. Swann.
76
00:10:02,083 --> 00:10:09,089
Please contact me John.
Now one of the things
we will change is that you will start
77
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:16,096
using this
Yes, come on we see
Oh, that looks great.
78
00:10:16,097 --> 00:10:23,103
But more importantly,
shipments of War Duty 3000 come today.
79
00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:30,069
And because you are a damn expert, I am indeed so
fucking wondering just above my head,
80
00:10:30,070 --> 00:10:37,076
Do you think we should put it in front
screen?
>> I don't think it's a good idea.
81
00:10:37,077 --> 00:10:44,083
p>
82
00:10:44,084 --> 00:10:51,090
This game that looks amazingly bad.
I don't even play the most
of this newer game.
>> Go for the gun
>> I prefer no.
83
00:10:51,091 --> 00:10:58,097
Go for the gun
Remove it from my hand!
You will
sell it
I don't care about your race horse.
84
00:10:58,098 --> 00:11:05,104
Game Sega or Gamekid or all that crap.
What's on the shelf, you get it sold!
85
00:11:05,105 --> 00:11:12,069
Hello.
What?
Is that a boy? < br /> Aw.
No, I know my semen
86
00:11:12,070 --> 00:11:19,076
is good.
Hey!
Angry Nerd Video Game.
87
00:11:19,077 --> 00:11:26,083
Hey. < Hey, what are you holding there?
3000 War assignments >> Oh, did you play it?
88
00:11:26,084 --> 00:11:33,090
What, are you kidding?
Just seeing it makes me feel like I have an anal evacuation.
I would rather have dick on my forehead so every day is a struggle not to shoot pee
89
00:11:33,091 --> 00:11:40,098
to my own mouth until I finally sank just to get
reincarnated as another dick in my body that is now lifeless.
90
00:11:47,105 --> 00:11:54,069
Ha ha ha.
Now, now I have to buy it.
I can't wait
to tell everyone that Angry Video Game Nerd
91
00:11:54,070 --> 00:12:01,076
shouted and spat on this game.
92
00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:08,083
Oh, and what do you think about that?
They put out Eee Tee 2.
93
00:12:08,084 --> 00:12:15,090
It can't be as bad as the original, but right?
What do you know
?
I heard Atari remembered all the bullets
94
00:12:15,091 --> 00:12:22,097
and bury it somewhere in the desert because
the game was so bad
The worst video game of all time.
Hahahaha.
95
00:12:22,098 --> 00:12:29,104
Oh, you have to review Eee Tee!
96
00:12:29,105 --> 00:12:36,070
No. Can you review Eee Tee?
I think you should review Eee Tee.
Yeah, come on, Nerd.
Review Eee Tee for all fans.
>> No >> When the movie Spider-Man just came out,
97
00:12:36,071 --> 00:12:43,077
what game did you review?
>> Spider-Man.
>> And
when the Transformers movie was released,
98
00:12:43,078 --> 00:12:50,084
What games did you review?
>> Transformers.
>>
So, the new Eee Tee is here.
The time is right.
99
00:12:50,085 --> 00:12:57,092
Is Eee Tee.
Eee Tee!
>>
100
00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,106
No!
101
00:13:18,071 --> 00:13:25,077
Bookworm!
Wait wait.
I'm sorry.
It's just that we really want to know
what do you think about that game
Can you at least tell me?
Beyond recording.
102
00:13:25,078 --> 00:13:32,084
Alright, it sucks through straws.
The game is proof of
that we failed as human beings.
This is a terrible abomination
103
00:13:32,085 --> 00:13:39,091
It makes you harder from life itself, and I hope to do it
send every cartridge from this earth!
104
00:13:39,092 --> 00:13:46,098
Look?
That's what you said in the video.
>> I even
can't be upset and wear it again.
>> It's better to get it
105
00:13:46,099 --> 00:13:53,105
upset than upset.
There is one thing I can
106
00:13:53,106 --> 00:14:00,070
never get to the bottom
>> Hm.
>> Why is that Eee Tee
the game is so popular?
>> Well, this is a worse game,
107
00:14:00,071 --> 00:14:07,077
But that's the biggest game story he ever told.
I mean when
gamers find Eee Tee buried in the landfill,
108
00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:14,084
it becomes forever buried in our conscious mind.
You really
believe they buried two million bullets in the desert?
109
00:14:14,085 --> 00:14:21,091
Yes!
Now, how can you refute dozens of eyewitnesses
accounts, hundreds of online articles, testimonials from.
110
00:14:21,092 --> 00:14:28,098
New Mexico high school students, reporters?
Even the mayor
Alamogordo is for Pete's sake.
Here, take the wheel.
111
00:14:28,099 --> 00:14:35,105
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I mean it doesn't make anything
feel.
So, they give a game for one person
112
00:14:35,106 --> 00:14:42,070
to design in five weeks, and constantly make the bad game end and
again with the mentality that people will only buy it.
113
00:14:42,071 --> 00:14:49,077
And now you say they bury all bullets ?
That's nonsense.
They will recycle all those cartridges.
They are so stingy,
114
00:14:49,078 --> 00:14:56,084
they will reuse each piece of plastic and save every last penny.
Here is a photo of the actual game cart >> Whoa.
>> Laying on
115
00:14:56,085 --> 00:15:03,091
the bottom of the TPA
>> You must be kidding me.
This is a shittiest photo.
I've never seen it.
It seems like I have already been photocopied 100 times.
116
00:15:03,092 --> 00:15:10,098
I don't see any games there!
This is no better than the picture
The Loch Ness Monster shows the bread without anything in it or in the picture
119
00:15:24,072 --> 00:15:31,078
Will they be Bigfeet?
>>
They have big feet.
Take a shower!
120
00:15:31,079 --> 00:15:38,086
Oh, we just withdrew.
We will be there in a minute.
Who is that? < br /> Where are we going?
> Believe me
121
00:16:06,072 --> 00:16:13,079
Give me a rock
Rolling.
122
00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:27,092
Are you a nerd?
Um, uh, yes
123
00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:34,099
Oh my God!
This is so cool.
Will you enter my breasts?
124
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:41,106
I'm the manager
I handle everything
important documents
> > Really?
Oh well.
125
00:16:41,107 --> 00:16:48,071
Here it is.
>> See you later
Holy shitskies, man.
126
00:16:48,072 --> 00:16:55,078
I never took a bath again.
He got it
big donkey.
I want to spoil the ass like ah,
127
00:16:55,079 --> 00:17:02,085
uh.
Hey, stop that
Stop!
Always
remember the golden rule
Bookworm
128
00:17:02,086 --> 00:17:09,092
before the bird right?
>> Hi, Cooper.
Hey, Nerd, my guy
Hey.
>> What is it
going up?
All right, give me a minute and I'll come to the table.
129
00:17:09,093 --> 00:17:16,099
Wait, what's this? >>> It's amazing
career steps
Just listen to him
>> Mr. Nerd,
130
00:17:16,100 --> 00:17:23,065
I take a shower with Cockburn Inc.
I've talked to Cooper
131
00:17:23,066 --> 00:17:30,072
email for so long
It's nice to meet Nerd myself.
I know how
are very busy both of you, so I won't keep circling.
>> Thank you.
132
00:17:30,073 --> 00:17:37,079
I want to give you an exciting opportunity to review
our latest game
Obviously we are at Cockburn Inc. Have seen all of
133
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:44,086
your videos
They are brilliant.
So, we know
that this game will be right in your alley.
134
00:17:44,087 --> 00:17:51,094
But talk it's cheap, right, boy?
So I'll
Let this demo run, so to speak.
135
00:17:58,101 --> 00:18:05,065
Ooh, ooh.
So what happened?
Do you think of that, Nerd?
136
00:18:05,066 --> 00:18:12,072
So that's it?
137
00:18:12,073 --> 00:18:19,079
And then you automatically suspect I will be so
cool with this
>> Well, you never say anything
138
00:18:19,080 --> 00:18:26,086
about not reviewing the new Eee Tee game.
Oh, but don't you understand?
If I review a new one, I'll only end up having to do the old one too.
139
00:18:26,087 --> 00:18:33,093
Then why not do both?
> I can't
I can't physically play
that game
It makes me very tormented when I am a child,
140
00:18:33,094 --> 00:18:40,100
I would rather stop reviewing the game permanently.
>> Do you know what?
You
right.
You have to find something else.
I can see you doing a lot p.
141
00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:47,065
Shrimp ship captain, ironworker, nuclear decontamination
tech, roof, new Eee Tee game review.
142
00:18:47,066 --> 00:18:54,072
Tidak!
Ayo.
Pikirkan saja.
Lagi pula, sebaiknya aku masuk ke dalam.
Mom
akan membunuhku jika aku tidak berada di dalam sebelum lampu jalan menyala.
143
00:18:54,073 --> 00:19:01,079
Cooper?
Get your ass here!
Didn't I tell you to go in before
the streetlight lights up?
>> Must leave.
See you
>> wherever you are
Look, eh-huh.
144
00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:08,087
You're in the little girl's bar.
No
I ask you to stay away from titties?
145
00:20:18,074 --> 00:20:19,074
No!
146
00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,081
Whoa!
147
00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,088
Oh oh.
Ah!
148
00:20:39,095 --> 00:20:46,102
Oh no.
No more!
Whoa!
149
00:20:53,067 --> 00:21:00,074
Oh, can't I wake up?
after the first fall?
150
00:21:14,088 --> 00:21:21,094
Ah!
You bastard
Ah!
151
00:21:21,095 --> 00:21:28,101
You're damn damn it!
Ah!
152
00:21:28,102 --> 00:21:35,067
Even my dreams are cheap.
153
00:21:42,074 --> 00:21:49,080
Oh my God.
They found it.
Not me < br /> know how, but they found it.
154
00:21:49,081 --> 00:21:50,081
No!
No!
No!
155
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:31,081
Whoa!
Ah!
Ah!
156
00:22:31,082 --> 00:22:32,082
Ah!
157
00:22:52,103 --> 00:22:53,103
Ah!
158
00:22:59,068 --> 00:23:00,068
Whoa!
Ah!
159
00:23:27,096 --> 00:23:34,103
I have to save the fans.
160
00:23:55,082 --> 00:23:56,082
Cupu.
161
00:24:02,089 --> 00:24:09,095
Come on, they are nerfed PvP.
And you still
use the item
That level 15,
162
00:24:09,096 --> 00:24:16,102
level 26 already
Bookworm!
What's wrong?
163
00:24:16,103 --> 00:24:23,068
Cooper, does this work, can you hear me?
>> Yes,
Dude, you are moving very slowly, man.
This, take this item.
164
00:24:23,069 --> 00:24:30,075
What?
>> Complete it
>> Complete it? < br /> Good.
No, the other side.
>> Cooper,
165
00:24:30,076 --> 00:24:37,082
we need to do something about this Eee Tee game.
We need to bury
it was in the past where it included and prevented future generations
166
00:24:37,083 --> 00:24:44,089
from being emotionally hurt.
>> Dude, you can't do that
That is the most
Bad games are popular all the time.
>> I know
That's all because of that idiot landfill
167
00:24:44,090 --> 00:24:51,096
story.
Hm.
Yes.
168
00:24:51,097 --> 00:24:58,103
Cooper, meet me outside right now.
>> All right,
let me finish this level
>> Now!
169
00:24:58,104 --> 00:25:05,068
Oh man.
My mother will kill me
170
00:25:05,069 --> 00:25:12,075
Psst.
Cooper!
>> sst
171
00:25:12,076 --> 00:25:13,076
Whoa!
172
00:25:19,083 --> 00:25:26,089
Alright, hurry up and tell me about your crazy plan.
>>
We will find the landfill and prove that there is nothing in down
173
00:25:26,090 --> 00:25:33,096
there.
Maybe then everyone can forget this game.
My mother
Don't let me wipe my own ass, let alone go to Alamogordo, New Mexico.
174
00:25:33,097 --> 00:25:40,103
Lalu baiklah, tetaplah di rumah dan jadilah anak laki-laki mama, tapi tidak ada kesempatan
Anda akan pernah melihat saya meninjau permainan itu.
Tapi jika kita menemukan permainan di bawah
175
00:25:40,104 --> 00:25:47,068
That sand, I will review it.
Actually, I will play all of them.
>>
Oh well.
That's a deal.
But one- the only way to properly search for the landfill is
176
00:25:47,069 --> 00:25:54,075
going with radar that penetrates the ground and the whole excavation
team.
>> Heh, well, let's do it!
>> We can't afford it.
177
00:25:54,076 --> 00:26:01,083
Hm, do you want to play manager?
Well, then you arrange it.
>> Play?
178
00:26:15,097 --> 00:26:22,103
Yes!
How do you like your new Nerdmobile,
boy?
Ah, great!
>> huh?
You like it
179
00:26:22,104 --> 00:26:29,068
And as I said , everything has been paid and
supported by Cockburn, Inc. We will make a video document
180
00:26:29,069 --> 00:26:36,075
travel.
This will be good content to lead to your big game review.
Oh, and Nerd, there must be a digger team waiting there
181
00:26:36,076 --> 00:26:43,082
with land penetration radar like
you ask.
Let me help you with that.
182
00:26:43,083 --> 00:26:50,089
Review new games
I disagree with this.
>> You will have
to review this new game if you want to get rid of old mistakes.
183
00:26:50,090 --> 00:26:57,096
This is fair trade.
>> Well, ah, I'm not.
Really disliked his idea
184
00:26:57,097 --> 00:27:04,103
bringing this girl with us
>> Calm down, Nerd.
He's ours
producer.
And he's not woman, he's a gamer.
>> Hi guys
185
00:27:04,104 --> 00:27:11,069
Everything is fine there?
Good.
At times like this,
186
00:27:11,070 --> 00:27:18,076
Fans need you more than ever, Nerd.
187
00:27:18,077 --> 00:27:25,083
Kamu tahu apa?
Saya tidak berpikir van ini memiliki radio.
Dan saya membawa banyak barang untuk dipasang di van kami:
188
00:27:25,084 --> 00:27:32,090
GPS, mobile internet access, roof camera.
But I forgot
to think about music
>> Don't worry, I got the music
189
00:27:32,091 --> 00:27:39,097
covered.
>> Good, you have an MP3 player?
>> No. >> CD
player?
>> No. >> Cassette?
8 Track?
>> No. >> Th, then
190
00:27:39,098 --> 00:27:46,105
what did you get?
Is this a joke?
191
00:28:21,098 --> 00:28:28,104
Nerd, Eee Tee?
192
00:28:28,105 --> 00:28:35,069
You have to kill that person < br /> You saw
that person there
>> That's me
193
00:28:35,070 --> 00:28:42,076
There, I just posted an announcement
that you did an Eee Tee 2 review.
194
00:28:42,077 --> 00:28:43,077
Um.
195
00:28:49,084 --> 00:28:50,084
No.
196
00:29:03,098 --> 00:29:10,104
I don't know Mandi, this is
The excavation project is expensive.
197
00:29:10,105 --> 00:29:17,070
What does this have to do with Nee's review & apos; s Eee Tee 2?
Trust me, Mr. Cockburn.
With the Nerd behind this,
198
00:29:17,071 --> 00:29:24,077
plus videos that document travel, we will make millions of times
costs.
>> Well, we like how you think outside the box, but
199
00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:31,084
Because this is a big project Your first, I gave a little
advice.
Don't get too close to this nerdy.
They are the products.
200
00:29:31,085 --> 00:29:38,091
Eh, you can't sell anything if it becomes too < br /> valuable to part with
Don't worry, Mr. Cockburn.
201
00:29:38,092 --> 00:29:45,099
They're just a few dorks.
Sick
get some ASAP videos
And get out
202
00:30:13,085 --> 00:30:20,092
Hey, we're almost there, Nerd.
203
00:31:02,092 --> 00:31:09,098
Is that the whole of our excavation team?
204
00:31:09,099 --> 00:31:16,105
Yes.
Now there are
some budget cuts.
205
00:31:16,106 --> 00:31:23,070
Okay, whatever.
Let's shoot this.
I'm very happy!
My first video is
206
00:31:23,071 --> 00:31:30,077
Good.
>> Rolling.
>> Here in New
Mexico Desert, something that is supposed to happen
207
00:31:30,078 --> 00:31:37,084
years ago.
Yes, we are talking Eee Tee,
beyond the earth and we will get to that bottom.
208
00:31:37,085 --> 00:31:44,091
General Dark Onward, sir.
I think we might have something a little
confusing here
Sounds like they're looking for extraterrestrials.
209
00:31:44,092 --> 00:31:51,098
What?
>> Yes, sir
I'm afraid of espionage.
Maybe they're just tourists.
Maybe again,
210
00:31:51,099 --> 00:31:58,105
Maybe they are terrorists.
>> Tourists, terrorists,
what's the difference?
Scan their vehicles.
211
00:31:58,106 --> 00:32:05,071
They said Eee Tee was buried under the sand,
somewhere not too far from where we are now
212
00:32:05,072 --> 00:32:12,078
And we will finish the whole case.
I will take care of this
.
>> And convey all the facts and prove what is there.
213
00:32:12,079 --> 00:32:19,085
Be stand by, from Nerd.
>> General!
If you don't mind I say, sir,
214
00:32:19,086 --> 00:32:26,092
it's a bit excessive, sir.
Now, maybe you're right.
215
00:32:26,093 --> 00:32:33,099
Send MP units to search for their vehicles.
Make sure they don't have anything they will do
216
00:32:33,100 --> 00:32:40,106
threaten internal security.
>> Yes , sir
>> Active
second thought.
>> Sir.
>> I think I should
217
00:32:40,107 --> 00:32:47,071
watch this mission personally.
>> I don't think so
will be needed, General.
You are needed to be more important
218
00:32:47,072 --> 00:32:54,078
things, sir.
>> Well, I insist.
If something
it's important to explode, I want to be there.
219
00:32:54,079 --> 00:33:01,085
Yes sir.
> Damn terrorists
220
00:33:01,086 --> 00:33:08,092
alien hunters
I'll blow nuking they
rate the ship and come back again.
221
00:33:08,093 --> 00:33:15,099
Hey guys, did you find something?
>> Not yet, yet.
Come on,
patience, Nerd
It will take a long time to analyze the data.
222
00:33:15,100 --> 00:33:22,106
Well, I hate being the one who removes that myth, but it must be
done
You know, one day you know there is no Santa Claus.
223
00:33:22,107 --> 00:33:29,071
The other line of thought only leads to disappointment.
Wait, that's not true.
Santa Claus is real.
224
00:33:29,072 --> 00:33:36,078
Yes?
Well, you might believe
the world is flat
> > Flat world.
225
00:33:36,079 --> 00:33:43,085
So why doesn't anyone fall?
>>
Gravity?
Oh, okay.
Okay, not the world
226
00:33:43,086 --> 00:33:50,092
has been photographed from space?
>> Have you ever checked the photo?
world from outer space?
I mean, you can only see one side at a time.
227
00:33:50,093 --> 00:33:57,099
Look, the earth is flat, like coins.
And water and land roll
On it like a conveyor belt.
That's why we are day and night.
228
00:33:57,100 --> 00:34:04,065
Well , what about heaven and hell?
Do you believe that
>> Yes, that
all comes down to Death Mwauthzyx and that is a known fact of nature.
229
00:34:04,066 --> 00:34:11,072
Death of Mwa , what?
>> Mwauthzyx's death
You don't know about that?
>> No.
230
00:34:11,073 --> 00:34:18,079
Please tell me
>> Mwauthzyx's death is a mutant mutant cyber
God who lives under Mount Fuji.
He created God and Satan.
231
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:25,086
Yes, of course.
>> No, I swear.
This all right
And this
It has the power to end all life as we know it.
232
00:34:25,087 --> 00:34:32,093
With one round of satellite dishes on it
head, every universe and the Multiverse will lost.
233
00:34:32,094 --> 00:34:39,100
Ultraverse and Megaverse will collapse.
These six dimensions
will be evenly distributed and all existence will be eliminated.
234
00:34:39,101 --> 00:34:46,065
Oh wow.
So, all of you
believe there will be no more?
235
00:34:46,066 --> 00:34:53,072
No, it will be as if nothing has happened at all.
So, there is no, there is no place, nothing?
236
00:34:53,073 --> 00:35:00,079
No.
Now, one thing will still be there,
a bologna sandwich
>> So, like,
237
00:35:00,080 --> 00:35:07,086
a giant bologna sandwich, or like a
regular>
>> There is no size
I mean, because there is nothing else
238
00:35:07,087 --> 00:35:14,093
there is to compare it with,
This will be scaleless.
>> Wow
239
00:35:14,094 --> 00:35:21,100
Without borders
It's the stupidest thing
I've heard
>> It's fuzz!
240
00:35:21,101 --> 00:35:28,065
We don't have permission.
I'll look for it.
>>
Cooper!
Get the truck.
Come on, stop!
Don't
241
00:35:28,066 --> 00:35:35,072
Very suspicious
>> Yes, man.
Just play cool.
It's OK.
242
00:35:35,073 --> 00:35:42,079
Put your hand on the vehicle.
What do you have
243
00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:49,086
Behind the big van, huh?
Do you have some migrants
workers?
Do you have sex traffic?
You have some drug donkey?
244
00:35:49,087 --> 00:35:56,093
You have some cocaA-na pushing you
butt?
>> No, Mom, just a video game.
245
00:35:56,094 --> 00:36:03,100
Take me out of here!
Just leave it
I handle this, okay
I'm sorry, ma'am.
246
00:36:03,101 --> 00:36:10,065
We don't know that we made a mistake.
>> Put your hand on
vehicles.
>> All right, okay dear
Don't let your panties slip.
247
00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:17,072
I don't wear any underwear.
>> hot
248
00:36:17,073 --> 00:36:24,079
Take me there.
What's the matter?
Oh, damn it, man.
You have two days.
You can have a road installed.
249
00:36:24,080 --> 00:36:31,086
Sorry sir, it's hard to track
your accident
>> Check the van.
250
00:36:31,087 --> 00:36:38,093
Well, what are you back there?
>> It's
only video games
>> Only video games?
251
00:36:38,094 --> 00:36:45,100
Look at me, son.
You tried to steal the American government
secret?
>> No, mister.
>> We just tried to do game reviews.
252
00:36:45,101 --> 00:36:52,066
Look?
>> Gun!
Ooh, you listen to
253
00:36:52,067 --> 00:36:59,073
me, die taste.
You see this?
>> Please, god, don't
>> This will
Put the second anus where your head is first, damn it.
254
00:36:59,074 --> 00:37:06,080
You make love to the United States, you make love to Dark Onward.
Do you want this?
>> No
>> Oh, my God
Where is
255
00:37:06,081 --> 00:37:13,087
Are you all going to leave
Help me!
Oh my God.
Where are my damn arms?
256
00:37:13,088 --> 00:37:20,094
Come in!
Come on, in the van.
>> I have
to give him the right burial.
Come on,
257
00:37:20,095 --> 00:37:27,101
in the van
>> that
will leave marks, oh
258
00:37:27,102 --> 00:37:34,066
Ah, wait, they don't chase us anymore.
>> Yes, that's right.
Oh, sh.
>> That is
okay, wait briefly
>> After them, McButter.
Go!
>> Brilliant idea, sir.
259
00:37:34,067 --> 00:37:41,073
Don't we have weapons on this vehicle?
> > No,
sir.
We take them out so we can fit your chair, sir.
260
00:37:41,074 --> 00:37:48,080
Okay, hang on.
Oh, damn it.
> >
There is a problem with this damn thing?
261
00:37:48,081 --> 00:37:55,087
You are in it, sir
Wait a minute, bitch.
I understand.
>> Really?
>> Wow
262
00:37:55,088 --> 00:38:02,094
What is this all?
the box is doing here
Oh, god.
Wait, wait.
263
00:38:02,095 --> 00:38:09,101
What is that?
>> Fruit , sir.
My Lord,
264
00:38:09,102 --> 00:38:16,066
Do you see the size of the melon?
Take note, McButter.
Ha ha ha.
265
00:38:16,067 --> 00:38:23,073
Be careful against people.
>>
Straight past.
Straight past.
266
00:38:23,074 --> 00:38:30,080
I didn't register for this.
Oh, just
calm down .
Make this happen faster.
267
00:38:30,081 --> 00:38:37,087
Get things going.
>> This helps if
you shake me, sir.
>> Really?
>> No.
268
00:38:37,088 --> 00:38:38,088
Ah!
>> Wow!
269
00:38:44,095 --> 00:38:51,101
Oh my God.
Glass, a piece of glass.
It's OK what's up
270
00:38:51,102 --> 00:38:58,067
Sup upset
>> thank you
Just keep going
271
00:38:58,068 --> 00:39:05,074
Do you want the steering wheel behind,
sir?
>> Yes, I want.
>> Look!
>> no, no
272
00:39:05,075 --> 00:39:06,075
Tidak!
273
00:39:12,082 --> 00:39:19,088
What?
McButter Description
Glass, sir.
274
00:39:19,089 --> 00:39:26,095
Double panel, sir.
>> Good driving.
Thank you.
275
00:39:26,096 --> 00:39:33,102
It looks like doing an Eee Tee review will be difficult now.
Darn, just when I finally thought about the idea.
276
00:39:33,103 --> 00:39:40,067
Very?
>> No. >> Aw.
>> What did the madman sing?
We didn't make a mistake.
>> Something about government secrets.
277
00:39:40,068 --> 00:39:47,074
You know, we are only a few Another hour from Roswell, so.
Oh yeah.
No
where did the UFOs fall?
>> Yes, in 1947. >> Oh, for Pong's love.
278
00:39:47,075 --> 00:39:54,081
One trick at a time.
Maybe there is something very logical
The reason why the beans don't want us to be near the landfill.
279
00:39:54,082 --> 00:40:01,088
Wow, really, is that right?
>> I guess they didn't destroy
that's right
>> No, no, it just came back together.
280
00:40:01,089 --> 00:40:08,095
No, that didn't happen.
We are dehydrated and hallucinating.
>> I don't
know why, but I'm sure there is more to this game than we realize.
281
00:40:08,096 --> 00:40:15,102
We have to go to the source, Howard Scott
Warshaw
People who make games, seriously?
282
00:40:15,103 --> 00:40:22,067
Yes why not?
I'll pull it out
location < br / >>> Okay.
Well, he will agree
283
00:40:22,068 --> 00:40:29,074
that there is no match under the landfill.
Even better, we will tell him to say it in the video.
284
00:40:29,075 --> 00:40:36,081
p>
285
00:40:36,082 --> 00:40:43,089
gives you a present, but then sucks at your door
at the same time.
>> It's like Santa suffering from diarrhea.
286
00:40:50,096 --> 00:40:57,102
So uh, this is Warshaw's house? < br /> Jeez.
Yes, I'm pretty sure.
287
00:40:57,103 --> 00:41:04,068
Hm.
Uh, at least he's friendly.
Smell.
>> Read the sign!
288
00:41:04,069 --> 00:41:11,075
Whoa!
>> You will never bring me alive,
You are not good, damn gumshoe bastard.
289
00:41:11,076 --> 00:41:18,082
Whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
We, we just want
to ask some questions about Eee Tee.
290
00:41:18,083 --> 00:41:25,089
Eee Tee?
Eat lead, you FBI scum!
Whoa!
Wait.
Um, wait.
291
00:41:25,090 --> 00:41:32,096
We are not FBI.
We are only gamers.
We want
interview.
>> Gamers?
Why not
292
00:41:32,097 --> 00:41:39,103
say that?
Please come in.
293
00:41:39,104 --> 00:41:46,068
Haruskah saya mendapatkan kamera untuk videonya?
294
00:41:46,069 --> 00:41:53,076
Not yet.
I have a funny one
Feelings about this
295
00:42:07,090 --> 00:42:14,096
Oh iii.
Nerd, let's just go home, man.
No, no wait.
296
00:42:14,097 --> 00:42:21,103
He just tested us.
You can do it, Nerd.
It's just, this is a
game.
>> Yeah, that doesn't maybe rely on gamers
297
00:42:21,104 --> 00:42:28,068
guess guess.
Like, there might be
an invisible block
>> Well, kick it.
298
00:42:28,069 --> 00:42:35,075
Yes.
>> Wow
299
00:42:35,076 --> 00:42:42,082
Good.
>> Good
300
00:42:42,083 --> 00:42:49,089
Whoa.
Can't say I didn't
hope that
> > Okay.
301
00:42:49,090 --> 00:42:56,096
Good.
I'm coming.
Oh.
302
00:42:56,097 --> 00:43:03,104
Watch out!
Oh, damn it.
Okay now? < Come on, yeah.
You can do it.
303
00:43:10,069 --> 00:43:11,069
Hahahaha.
304
00:43:17,076 --> 00:43:24,082
Care for some lemonade?
>> Are you
305
00:43:24,083 --> 00:43:31,089
Howard Scott, apa?
>> Saya
nama adalah Doctor Louis Zandor.
306
00:43:31,090 --> 00:43:38,096
Will you not join me?
307
00:43:38,097 --> 00:43:45,103
What's behind there?
I have to make sure you are just a gamer.
308
00:43:45,104 --> 00:43:52,069
Only a gamer knows don't find anything
a hidden block
And some say no
309
00:43:52,070 --> 00:43:59,076
only a few gamers, but gamers.
310
00:43:59,077 --> 00:44:06,083
Did you know the Atari-based logo is
from Mount Fuji?
I always think it's weird.
311
00:44:06,084 --> 00:44:13,090
Well, how can I help you?
>> Well, obviously we came to
misplaced.
We are looking for Howard Scott Warshaw.
312
00:44:13,091 --> 00:44:20,097
Why are you looking for Warshaw?
>> Now, we want to ask
about the Eee Tee Atari game, especially
313
00:44:20,098 --> 00:44:27,104
legenda TPA
>> Ha ha ha ha ,.
Tidak benar,
tidak benar.
Cepat, semuanya!
Ke dapur.
314
00:44:27,105 --> 00:44:34,069
Come!
Everyone goes into the fridge, now.
>>
Wait, wait, what are we doing here?
315
00:44:34,070 --> 00:44:41,076
They might listen to us
You understand, they can't hear it
we are in the fridge
>> Who can't hear us?
>> who are you thinking
316
00:44:41,077 --> 00:44:48,083
Many years ago, I was a scientist at
an unusual place called Dreamland
317
00:44:48,084 --> 00:44:55,090
or Area 51 when civilians knew
I t.
That was the peak of the War Cold
318
00:44:55,091 --> 00:45:02,097
and Americans are as paranoid as potheads on a
police balls
>> So you are a former Area 51 employee.
319
00:45:02,098 --> 00:45:09,104
Hah, jeez. < br /> Don't let people get bored with all of this
Area 51 nonsense?
>> Yes, that's right
Now listen.
320
00:45:09,105 --> 00:45:16,069
Chocolate pudding?
>> No, I'm fine
Beer?
>> Yes.
Ah, that's it.
321
00:45:16,070 --> 00:45:23,076
Anyway , I'm a rising star
Aerodynamic program, so they
322
00:45:23,077 --> 00:45:30,083
put me into the secret Roswell project that is currently underway.
reverse engineer
>> Roswell, that's it again.
323
00:45:30,084 --> 00:45:37,090
UFOs fell there in 1947, didn't they?
Exactly.
If the sucker falls in the desert, it breaks
324
00:45:37,091 --> 00:45:44,097
like one of the clay pigeons in Duck Hunt.
There are
metal debris all over the desert.
Or debriss.
325
00:45:44,098 --> 00:45:51,104
Tidak, ini puing-puing.
>> Nah, ada s.
Kenapa tidak?
diucapkan debriss?
>> Sebuah misteri yang lebih besar dari ini.
326
00:45:51,105 --> 00:45:58,070
However, the metal isn't like anything on Earth.
It used to be
thin, almost identical to tin foil, except that
327
00:45:58,071 --> 00:46:05,077
It reacted weird when you played with it , displaying it
strange magnetic properties
I'm one of the few who knows
328
00:46:05,078 --> 00:46:12,084
out how to utilize the power of this metal.
That
the government wants me to rebuild the plane space Roswell,
329
00:46:12,085 --> 00:46:19,091
But I am aware that there are nations that have
spaceships like that will have unstoppable power.
330
00:46:19,092 --> 00:46:26,098
Our civilization is not ready for that, so I refused
continue the project.
Needless to say, I was forced to
331
00:46:26,099 --> 00:46:33,105
to resign
After that, my life quickly left
into tailspin
I can't find a job as a custodian
332
00:46:33,106 --> 00:46:40,070
let alone an engineer reverse engineer.
>> Does this have to be
done with anything
>> Well, my hatred of Area 51
333
00:46:40,071 --> 00:46:47,077
prick gets the best from me and I found
my retribution instrument, video game.
334
00:46:47,078 --> 00:46:54,084
I pay attention to young pioneers
game designer, Howard Scott Warshaw,
335
00:46:54,085 --> 00:47:01,091
who played revolutionary games in an age them.
No
It's just that they met with great success, but he also
336
00:47:01,092 --> 00:47:08,098
came up with inventive ways to hide a little
secrets in the game, like his own initials
337
00:47:08,099 --> 00:47:15,105
or hidden characters
This gives me inspiration
I need it.
I started developing a program
338
00:47:15,106 --> 00:47:22,070
that emulates the 51st floor plan, which is perfect < >> their valuable secret base blueprint.
339
00:47:22,071 --> 00:47:29,077
Meanwhile, Warshaw was asked to start
now the famous Eee Tee game.
Atari gave him
340
00:47:29,078 --> 00:47:36,084
only five weeks to complete the entire project.
Yes, the game
finished, but no one can design one game in five weeks.
341
00:47:36,085 --> 00:47:43,091
Unbeknownst to everyone, it's
last night before Christmas
342
00:47:43,092 --> 00:47:50,098
deadline, I offer me my Area 51 code, and
he receives it
So, you say Eee Tee
343
00:47:50,099 --> 00:47:57,105
the game sucks because it isn't really meant to be a
game?
That's the plan for Area 51?
>> What can I say?
344
00:47:57,106 --> 00:48:04,070
Subversion has always been my downfall.
Of course, I'm watching the list and they know
345
00:48:04,071 --> 00:48:11,077
or whatever, and the next thing I know, the government,
is not Atari, ordering the recall of all games
346
00:48:11,078 --> 00:48:18,084
and throw it into the Alamogordo desert.
Damn it!
>> Meanwhile, I was given a
347
00:48:18,085 --> 00:48:25,091
hard time to serve
>> You didn't say it?
>>
But I got away with it.
And I've been run
348
00:48:25,092 --> 00:48:32,098
ever since.
My only satisfaction is
the fact that before I left Area 51,
349
00:48:32,099 --> 00:48:39,105
I stole dream material to prevent it from before
reinstalling the spaceship
>> You stole that piece of UFO?
350
00:48:39,106 --> 00:48:46,071
I have to. < br /> I replaced it
with plain tin foil.
And
351
00:48:46,072 --> 00:48:53,078
I saved it safely to this day.
>> Okay,
so I thought I already get most of it.
Basically, you put
352
00:48:53,079 --> 00:49:00,085
the map of the most secret places in the world
in the video game all come out of revenge?
>> no enough
353
00:49:00,086 --> 00:49:07,092
I did it to save my friend so I could
One day return to save aliens.
354
00:49:07,093 --> 00:49:14,099
Oh, we also have aliens now huh?
>> what, what
wrong with you, nerd
That's the real deal, man.
355
00:49:14,100 --> 00:49:21,106
Yes.
Can't save it
one of my biggest regrets
356
00:49:21,107 --> 00:49:28,071
I'm too old now for rescue missions.
Louis?
357
00:49:28,072 --> 00:49:35,078
Yes dear?
>> I'm cold.
Right.
358
00:49:35,079 --> 00:49:42,085
Sorry , general
I can't hear much when they
curl up in the fridge.
I'll keep listening to them.
359
00:49:42,086 --> 00:49:49,092
Whatever.
I just can't believe that we finally found Doctor
Louis Zandor, and these idiots immediately stepped into the door.
360
00:49:49,093 --> 00:49:56,099
McButter
>> Yes sir,
>> I want to < br /> Zandor caught and worshiped me
361
00:49:56,100 --> 00:50:03,106
tonight's footprint
>> Yes.
362
00:50:03,107 --> 00:50:04,107
Ha ha ha.
363
00:50:10,072 --> 00:50:17,078
How did the fence come?
Oh, good, sir.
Um, we
all TPAs should be closed tonight.
364
00:50:17,079 --> 00:50:24,085
Nobody will get here again.
>>
About time.
I have asked damn it
365
00:50:24,086 --> 00:50:31,092
fence since 1983. >> He has asked
since 1983!
Will you be fast?
366
00:50:31,093 --> 00:50:38,099
Mm-hm.
What's going on here?
Go back to work.
>> Just spread it
367
00:50:38,100 --> 00:50:45,065
feet out a little more.
>> But I don't even want
to learn to surf .
>> All right, man.
You too, young lady
368
00:50:45,066 --> 00:50:52,072
The time for the spaceship voyage was interesting
close.
With the help of creatures this space
369
00:50:52,073 --> 00:50:59,079
technology, I look forward to the day when
we can burn anyone who doesn't
370
00:50:59,080 --> 00:51:06,086
American eating, breathing, or nonsense!
Now let's have it
see your progress
>> Yes, sir
Move!
371
00:51:06,087 --> 00:51:13,093
Back up !
Back it up.
372
00:51:13,094 --> 00:51:20,100
Ah, looks great!
And you have mastered
373
00:51:20,101 --> 00:51:27,065
the power of a mysterious combination of metal yet?
Right.
Metal, please
374
00:51:27,066 --> 00:51:34,072
I see.
Fantastic.
375
00:51:34,073 --> 00:51:41,079
Fine then.
Continue with your work.
Oh. < br / >>> What?
376
00:51:41,080 --> 00:51:48,086
You will all be safe from here
377
00:51:48,087 --> 00:51:55,093
the Men in Black now that my stealth cloaking system is
activated
>> So how does it all work?
>> I first worked call
378
00:51:55,094 --> 00:52:02,100
Teknologi ini di game Eee Tee.
Anda tahu bagaimana kapan Anda?
mainkan permainan, tiga buah telepon dan zona panggilan
379
00:52:02,101 --> 00:52:09,065
always hidden in a different place?
Oh, I know.
It annoys
the dirt where he sends gamers to the big and wild goose chase?
Precisely.
380
00:52:09,066 --> 00:52:16,072
This will redirect the Men in position
The Black radar detection system appears
381
00:52:16,073 --> 00:52:23,079
the house randomly appears
on their grid
This is clever.
382
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:30,086
Right.
The only side effect is TV reception and telephone
a little choppy here, but I'm working on the bug.
383
00:52:30,087 --> 00:52:37,093
For now, make yourself at home.
There are
video games upstairs
Make sure you
384
00:52:37,094 --> 00:52:44,100
never step out
>> Okay.
Thank you, Zandor.
385
00:52:44,101 --> 00:52:45,101
Hey, Nerd.
386
00:52:51,066 --> 00:52:58,072
Hey.
What happened, Nerd?
387
00:52:58,073 --> 00:53:05,079
Um, the whole story about this landfill.
Zandor say it's true and more.
Is he
388
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:12,086
crazy or not, all the stories about Area 51 will only happen
generate more interest in the game, and innocent gamers will suffer
389
00:53:12,087 --> 00:53:19,093
because of that.
>> Hm.
Well, I can think
of something we can do that maybe
390
00:53:19,094 --> 00:53:26,101
lift your spirits
391
00:53:40,074 --> 00:53:47,080
Oh, oh, damn it.
Yes God.
Oh my God.
This is very difficult!
>> Yes, that's right.
>> Yes.
392
00:53:47,081 --> 00:53:54,087
Yes, it feels good.
Oh, damn it.
Faster
Come on,
393
00:53:54,088 --> 00:54:01,094
faster!
Faster
Yeah, faster!
You
Have to take it easy on me, okay?
394
00:54:01,095 --> 00:54:08,101
Oh, damn it.
Don't usually
do it on the pad
Oh, oh,
395
00:54:08,102 --> 00:54:15,066
Alright OK.
Oh yeah.
I almost arrived.
Yes yes!
>> No
396
00:54:15,067 --> 00:54:22,073
Yes yes!
Oh come on. br /> Don't
use your hand
Oh, yeah.
397
00:54:22,074 --> 00:54:29,080
Oh look at that
>> Yes, it feels good.
>> You're cheating.
No, I'm not cheating.
I won.
That's what it looks.
398
00:54:29,081 --> 00:54:36,088
You're a cheat
>> I won
>> You did
>> Cheats,
shut up.
>> Uh. < br / >>> Noah.
>> Uh.
>> Uh.
>> Uh.
>> Uh.
399
00:54:50,102 --> 00:54:57,066
Cockburn, 3 o'clock morning Hi? > Wait.
Cockburn, you,
400
00:54:57,067 --> 00:55:04,073
say that again.
You, you broke up
>> Me, I'm the most incredible
idea ever You hear
We will advertise the game convention.
401
00:55:04,074 --> 00:55:11,080
katakan itu lagi.
Kamu, kamu putus
>> Saya, saya yang paling luar biasa
ide yang pernah kamu dengar
Kami akan melakukan iklan konvensi permainan.
402
00:55:11,081 --> 00:55:18,087
Eee Tee 2 di TPA Atari.
>> tidak, tidak
Cockburn, dengarkan aku dengan saksama.
404
00:55:25,095 --> 00:55:32,101
Yes, meet me there in the morning.
This will be amazing.
There's
going to be like a tent and there will be snacks and there will be,
405
00:55:32,102 --> 00:55:39,067
jeez, you know, game gamers with each other and everything.
All right, see you in the morning.
Oh, damn it.
406
00:55:39,068 --> 00:55:46,074
General, we close
at Zandor's house
407
00:55:46,075 --> 00:55:53,081
as we talked about.
>> You never stop to please me, McButter.
>> Wait a
minute.
Every times radar swipe Zandor's house, it's in
408
00:55:53,082 --> 00:56:00,088
different coordinates
>> General, scratch it.
We don't seem to have
had the right location
Radar radar jumping everywhere.
409
00:56:00,089 --> 00:56:07,095
You never stop disappointing
me, McButter
>> Yes, sir
410
00:56:07,096 --> 00:56:14,102
Hello?
Cockburn? < br /> Dirt.
>> Wait a minute.
411
00:56:14,103 --> 00:56:21,067
Freeze!
Raise your hand.
412
00:56:21,068 --> 00:56:22,068
Oh.
Fine.
413
00:56:28,075 --> 00:56:35,081
Oh, damn it!
Take me to the doctor
Louis Zandor.
>> Never
414
00:56:35,082 --> 00:56:42,088
Enter the Jeep.
You will take me
to Zandor's house now!
>> Good, bitch!
415
00:56:42,089 --> 00:56:49,095
Ugh.
Damn, it's very cruel.
416
00:56:49,096 --> 00:56:50,096
Bookworm.
Bookworm.
417
00:56:56,103 --> 00:57:03,067
Bookworm!
>> Oh!
>> wake up!
>> Ah , what?
>> That girl,
human.
We have to throw it away.
>> Take a bath, our producer?
418
00:57:03,068 --> 00:57:10,074
I thought he was a gamer, not a girl.
>> He's not a
gamer.
From what Zandor said, I think he's a secret agent.
419
00:57:10,075 --> 00:57:17,081
Secret agent
It's impossible.
Come on, we're chased by military police.
That
girl knows too much
He works for them.
>> Cooper, there's no reason
420
00:57:17,082 --> 00:57:24,088
to act like this
>> Act like this?
You're the one who acts all
Strange and you get a little boyfriend a little.
Oh, go away.
421
00:57:24,089 --> 00:57:31,095
Don't destroy the code.
Bookworm before birds.
>> All right, let's
with me, Cooper.
We will finish this like an adult.
422
00:57:31,096 --> 00:57:32,096
Take a shower?
423
00:57:45,069 --> 00:57:46,069
Take a bath?
424
00:57:52,076 --> 00:57:59,082
What's wrong?
>> Where to Bath?
>> This happens in every movie.
> > Oh, what?
Like they kidnapped him or something?
>> More like he kidnapped himself.
426
00:58:06,090 --> 00:58:13,096
Well, he might be taking a shower.
No, he too not there.
427
00:58:13,097 --> 00:58:20,103
Look what I found on the bedside table.
This is fake
prescription glasses with fake plastic lenses.
>> crap
428
00:58:20,104 --> 00:58:27,068
Okay, so why did he do this?
To appear more nerdy.
429
00:58:27,069 --> 00:58:34,075
That's all action.
Don't you understand?
He's bait.
I mean we will
all foolishly try to save him and get caught right in the trap.
430
00:58:34,076 --> 00:58:41,082
Oh, I feel like a fool.
When you
share your joystick with a girl, they break it down.
431
00:58:41,083 --> 00:58:48,089
You have taken us round and round all night,
child.
And I tell you, if you >> I swear.
432
00:58:48,090 --> 00:58:55,096
This is Zandor's house this time.
Ah, what is that?
433
00:58:55,097 --> 00:59:02,103
Ahem, sergeant, since we are
here and all, in your opinion
434
00:59:02,104 --> 00:59:09,068
Fred and I can drink ice cream?
Don't ever think about it.
435
00:59:09,069 --> 00:59:16,076
Excavation of landfills > my email team results.
436
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:30,089
Mm-hm.
Sorry, Nerd.
437
00:59:30,090 --> 00:59:37,096
I'm here at Alamogordo, New Mexico at Atari
TPA.
Here, hundreds of video game fans
438
00:59:37,097 --> 00:59:44,103
has made a mysterious pilgrimage to the resort
from the classic Atari game, Eee Tee, where it is impossible
439
00:59:44,104 --> 00:59:51,068
the convention has sprung up in the middle of nowhere.
I am here with Stacie, wrong one game pilgrim.
440
00:59:51,069 --> 00:59:58,075
Stacie, what brings you here?
>> It's all to honor
Angry Nerd Video Game.
You know, I saw that at Cockburn
441
00:59:58,076 --> 01:00:05,082
and then it was said that he would review Eee Tee 2, so I added it.
Do you know what I am
saying?
I mean he might review the original Eee Tee game and I will be here
442
01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:12,089
when everything goes down, you know?
So, you know, you can bet he will appear and I will be here ready for that, you
know what i said
I found this bone in the forest, but it turned out to be wood.
So, you know, you never
443
01:00:12,090 --> 01:00:19,096
know what will happen, you know what I'm saying?
>> Fuck me
I have
never been involved with this
>> And here we are together Bernie Cockburn,
444
01:00:19,097 --> 01:00:26,103
chairman of Cockburn Inc., the creators of
from the new Eee Tee 2. >> Hello, gamers!
Hey!
445
01:00:26,104 --> 01:00:33,069
You can also get copy of your game here, right now.
For the first 100 gamers to get a new copy from Eee Tee 2,
446
01:00:33,070 --> 01:00:40,076
you will get a free shovel and the chance to climb this fence
behind me and dig yourself one of the original.
Ha ha, come on.
447
01:00:40,077 --> 01:00:47,083
Be part of the Cockburn stock.
Be part of the historical
game!
>> His prophecy is almost fulfilled.
448
01:00:47,084 --> 01:00:54,090
I have to end all this.
449
01:00:54,091 --> 01:01:01,097
I say, Mandi, you have run me
ragged all day long
No, sergeant.
450
01:01:01,098 --> 01:01:08,104
I know right now I have really stepped back.
>> Howdy.
The thought of grabbing
family photos
>> No >> Sure!
>> No. Come on, here.
451
01:01:08,105 --> 01:01:15,069
No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, that's good.
Everyone enters the picture.
This will be funny.
You know, baby
>> General, our captivity is
452
01:01:15,070 --> 01:01:22,076
grinding my patience
Permission to shoot.
>> Negative,
McButter
He's the only one who knows where Zandor is.
453
01:01:22,077 --> 01:01:23,077
Say cheese!
454
01:02:18,091 --> 01:02:19,091
This is
455
01:02:25,098 --> 01:02:32,104
amazing!
>> It's terrible!
I have to end this.
456
01:02:32,105 --> 01:02:39,070
Step to the right,
457
01:02:39,071 --> 01:02:46,077
friend, step up!
I continue in front of you
new games for the new generation ,
458
01:02:46,078 --> 01:02:53,084
Eee Tee 2!
Yes, ha ha!
That's it, young man.
$ 49.95.
Good.
Try listening.
And if you are fast, you can take the shovel,
459
01:02:53,085 --> 01:03:00,091
go dig it yourself one of the original.
Ha ha ha.
Go
i t.
Who is next?
Who is next?
Eee Tee 2. Come on.
Ha ha ha.
460
01:03:00,092 --> 01:03:07,098
Dear God.
Eee Tee.
461
01:03:07,099 --> 01:03:08,099
Eee Tee.
462
01:03:14,106 --> 01:03:21,070
I can't believe all these strange people
463
01:03:21,071 --> 01:03:28,077
found a landfill.
>> General
>> What is that, < McButter
>> You will never believe where Las Vegas is.
464
01:03:28,078 --> 01:03:35,084
Please tell me I can shoot him now.
I have already
enough of this < br / >>> Negative, McButter.
465
01:03:35,085 --> 01:03:42,091
Yeah, woo!
Woo woo!
466
01:03:42,092 --> 01:03:43,092
No!
467
01:03:49,099 --> 01:03:56,105
Tidak tidak Tidak.
Tidak!
>> Apakah itu,
apakah itu, apakah itu Nerd?
468
01:03:56,106 --> 01:04:03,071
Partner gamers, may I have
your attention
469
01:04:10,078 --> 01:04:17,084
May I pay attention
This game is nonsense
and the legend behind that is a total lie.
470
01:04:17,085 --> 01:04:24,091
There are no matches buried under the landfill.
I hope you will all be
Forget it.
These are all myths.
You can all go home now.
471
01:04:24,092 --> 01:04:31,098
Oh man.
Nerd is fair
says this is nonsense
472
01:04:31,099 --> 01:04:38,105
Dude, when Nerd says something is nonsense, it's
nonsense
> > Well, good.
What will we do now?
473
01:04:38,106 --> 01:04:45,070
I think we just go home.
474
01:04:45,071 --> 01:04:52,077
Work.
Work!
Yes !
475
01:04:52,078 --> 01:04:59,084
Come on, Nerd.
Let's go home, man.
It's not me
what this game looks like that turns you into
476
01:04:59,085 --> 01:05:06,092
No problem if you believe
on TPA or not.
477
01:05:20,106 --> 01:05:27,071
Oh my God.
>> Wow
>> Damn
That is
the guy who made the game
>> Gamer, here it is
478
01:05:27,072 --> 01:05:34,078
Howard Scott Warshaw, a distant game designer ahead of him
time.
He is responsible for classic Atari like.
479
01:05:34,079 --> 01:05:41,085
Yars & apos; Revenge, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and
Eee Tee.
>> The worst match of all time
480
01:05:41,086 --> 01:05:48,092
How can I serve, Nerd?
481
01:05:48,093 --> 01:05:55,099
The whole story about TPA.
Say that is not true.
482
01:05:55,100 --> 01:06:02,106
All right, fellow gamers, the
TPA legend is true.
483
01:06:02,107 --> 01:06:09,071
I have been silent for a long time.
It's time for
the truth to be told < br /> The government buried these games here
484
01:06:09,072 --> 01:06:16,078
for a long time because the game
contained maps, maps to Area 51, maps
485
01:06:16,079 --> 01:06:23,085
were designed by Doctor Louis Zandor. < br /> And
it's him.
Join him in digging
486
01:06:23,086 --> 01:06:30,092
this game, every last one.
Contains
a map that will take you to treasure,
487
01:06:30,093 --> 01:06:37,099
and that treasure is no less
from a prisoner friend of Zandor,
488
01:06:37,100 --> 01:06:44,106
the outer space
>> Wow
>> Zandor!
489
01:06:44,107 --> 01:06:51,071
Nerd, I have seen your video.
I
know you honest and honest.
490
01:06:51,072 --> 01:06:58,078
People like us, we don't cover everything up.
Doesn't
become a better world if people tell the truth?
491
01:06:58,079 --> 01:07:05,086
Actually, Nerd, that is
what you have to find.
492
01:07:19,100 --> 01:07:26,065
I can't let this happen.
All these legends must stop.
The game isn't a map to the Area 51. There are no aliens.
493
01:07:26,066 --> 01:07:33,072
There's nothing mystical about that game.
>> Is there
or not, what's the difference, man?
Nothing can you do
494
01:07:33,073 --> 01:07:40,079
to refute it.
>> Like hell doesn't exist.
>>
What will you do?
>> I'll go to Area 51.
495
01:07:40,080 --> 01:07:41,080
What?
496
01:07:47,087 --> 01:07:54,093
If Doctor Zandor isn't at the top of this step,
you will die
Have faith, face butter.
497
01:07:54,094 --> 01:08:01,100
I will kill you, fat butts.
Oh.
>> Are you crazy?
Do you have a clue where Area 51 is?
498
01:08:01,101 --> 01:08:08,065
Between Area 50 and 52. Come on, man.
Don't you have it?
Enough?
A nerd's work has never been done.
>> Well, that's all
499
01:08:08,066 --> 01:08:15,072
stupid line
> > I just said it for
the trailer
Wait.
You might need this.
500
01:08:15,073 --> 01:08:16,073
McButter!
501
01:08:22,080 --> 01:08:29,086
Yes sir?
>> Her nerd and little friends will come
for us.
Use the girl as a distraction.
>> Great idea
502
01:08:29,087 --> 01:08:36,093
I'll get that
503
01:08:36,094 --> 01:08:43,100
Bookworm.
>> You again
Look, I'm not against anything
You are Area 51 people.
This is all about video games.
504
01:08:43,101 --> 01:08:50,065
Oh.
Now, I have a game for you.
It's called coming
save your little girlfriend
>> Nerd, help me
505
01:08:50,066 --> 01:08:57,072
He's not my boyfriend.
>> But you like it,
isn't it?
>> Um, no
>> What?
>> Anyway ,
506
01:08:57,073 --> 01:09:04,079
If you want to find it, he is at the top of Eiffel
Tower.
What?
>> The Eiffel Tower is pretending in Las Vegas.
507
01:09:04,080 --> 01:09:11,086
Tower in Las Vegas.
>> Oh.
>> It's a
trap, Nerd.
Like I said earlier, don't go.
508
01:09:11,087 --> 01:09:18,093
Uh, aku tidak datang
>> Apa?
Kutu buku?
Datang ke sini dan selamatkan aku sekarang juga.
509
01:09:18,094 --> 01:09:25,100
Eff you, you are an FBI prostitute.
>>
Yeah, it will show her, Nerd.
510
01:09:25,101 --> 01:09:32,065
That transfer doesn't work, sir.
>> You supposed to put it in.
something more provocative
How can you use it?
511
01:09:32,066 --> 01:09:39,072
as bait when he is dressed causally?
>> General,
sir. < br / >>> What is that?
There is something you must see.
512
01:09:39,073 --> 01:09:46,079
What do we have here?
>> Here it is
That has caused you all problem, sir.
513
01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:53,086
He is an Internet superstar.
They call it Angry Video
Game Nerd.
>> Well, let it roll over.
Finally I will do it .
514
01:09:53,087 --> 01:10:00,093
I will land the plane.
Go upstairs,
down, down, speed, speed down.
515
01:10:00,094 --> 01:10:01,094
Ah!
516
01:10:07,101 --> 01:10:14,066
Ha ha.
Hahahaha.
Ha ha, he's funny.
I like
him.
Ha ha ha.
>> Sir, then there's a friend.
517
01:10:14,067 --> 01:10:21,073
They call him Super Rad Video Game Dude.
>>
Hm.
>> Have you ever done a very long dump
518
01:10:21,074 --> 01:10:28,080
and then you sit on the toilet away, god dang, what am I eating?
That is the feeling you get after playing this game.
This is super
519
01:10:28,081 --> 01:10:35,087
Rad Video Game Dude.
Oh, not so much.
He sucks.
Let me learn more
520
01:10:35,088 --> 01:10:42,094
about this Angry Video Game Nerd Game.
Don't worry, son.
This is just a flesh wound.
521
01:10:42,095 --> 01:10:49,101
Look, Nerd.
I don't even care about the review of this game anymore.
I just have the right feeling- really bad about this.
522
01:10:49,102 --> 01:10:56,066
Cooper, you don't want to save a heroic woman, you don't want to run
Enter Area 51, and now you don't even want to do a game review?
523
01:10:56,067 --> 01:11:03,073
Uh-uh.
>> What do you want to do?
I want to stay alive.
524
01:11:03,074 --> 01:11:10,080
Look, Nerd.
You live
in the heaven of a fool, man
525
01:11:10,081 --> 01:11:17,087
I mean, let me show you all the ways
where we will die
Come with me.
526
01:11:17,088 --> 01:11:24,094
For starters, the base lies in
527
01:11:24,095 --> 01:11:31,101
in the middle of the desert, hidden by mountains in areas where Mother Nature is the most dangerous and unforgiving.
528
01:11:31,102 --> 01:11:38,066
The base was surveyed by directional radar
and military jeeps.
If you pass the mark ,
529
01:11:38,067 --> 01:11:45,073
lethal force is authorized.
Even a bird flies through its airspace
shot down by ballistic missiles.
A bare meadow dog will be found nerve.
>> What?
Oh, damn it!
Nerd, how do you get in?
530
01:11:45,074 --> 01:11:52,080
That's it, Cooper.
Dreamland.
531
01:11:52,081 --> 01:11:59,087
This is a walkie-talkie so we can quietly communicate when I
make it in it
>> Shut up?
Nerd, I'm sure they've
532
01:11:59,088 --> 01:12:06,094
monitor us
Don't be paranoid.
533
01:12:06,095 --> 01:12:13,101
How do I look?
Let's
finish this.
534
01:12:13,102 --> 01:12:20,067
Okay, now, hold it now, hold it.
> Don't shake it
too much.
I can't hold you back
>> You have to keep quiet.
You want me die or what?
535
01:12:20,068 --> 01:12:27,074
Baiklah, sekarang, sekarang tahan, peganglah.
Jangan, jangan biarkan itu turun.
>> Jangan menggoyangnya
terlalu banyak.
Aku tidak bisa menahanmu
>> Anda harus terus diam.
Anda ingin saya mati atau apa?
536
01:12:27,075 --> 01:12:34,081
Be careful.
>> Okay
Now listen, in
count three, you'll drop me
OK?
537
01:12:34,082 --> 01:12:41,088
Good.
>> Now wait for me
to enter first
Good?
One.
538
01:12:41,089 --> 01:12:48,096
Whoa!
Shit!
Oh!
539
01:12:55,103 --> 01:12:56,103
Holy Hell
540
01:13:02,068 --> 01:13:09,074
Security table three to the unit commander.
541
01:13:09,075 --> 01:13:16,081
We have those who live.
542
01:13:16,082 --> 01:13:23,088
Um, take me to your leader
Oh!
543
01:13:23,089 --> 01:13:30,096
Scalpel.
>> scalpel
544
01:13:37,103 --> 01:13:38,103
Ah.
545
01:13:44,068 --> 01:13:51,075
Disturbant!
>> Ah.
546
01:13:58,082 --> 01:13:59,082
Ah!
547
01:14:12,096 --> 01:14:13,096
Ah!
548
01:14:19,103 --> 01:14:20,103
Ah!
>> What?
549
01:14:26,069 --> 01:14:33,076
Retinal scanner
550
01:14:40,083 --> 01:14:47,089
Rectal scanner
551
01:14:47,090 --> 01:14:48,090
Whatever.
553
01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:29,089
I mean real
Area 51 literally
the game.
>> Of course.
How similar?
555
01:15:36,097 --> 01:15:43,104
Alright, Nerd, you finish your crazy person
mission.
Go from there.
557
01:16:04,083 --> 01:16:11,090
Ah!
>> Wouldn't this be better?
the world if people say the truth
558
01:16:25,104 --> 01:16:32,068
Well, Nerd, ha ha ha ha ha.
We meet again.
From
Now, there will be no more fighting between us.
559
01:16:32,069 --> 01:16:39,075
I have watched some of your videos.
We appreciate
your work. < br /> You might even say that we are big fans
560
01:16:39,076 --> 01:16:46,082
of you here at Area 51. Here, let's
I show you something
I need you
561
01:16:46,083 --> 01:16:53,089
expertise.
>> no >> no
You played this game for me?
562
01:16:53,090 --> 01:17:00,096
Isn't that what you did?
>>
No, I've never played it.
563
01:17:00,097 --> 01:17:07,103
You hate this game, don't you?
You see, we're not so different
, you and me. We stand for the same thing.
564
01:17:07,104 --> 01:17:14,069
Anda ingin menyingkirkan dunia
dari game ini dan aku juga.
565
01:17:14,070 --> 01:17:21,076
Look at me when I talk to you
What do you know
566
01:17:21,077 --> 01:17:28,083
This doctor Louis Zandor?
>> I say
You, butch Barbie.
I don't know anything.
567
01:17:28,084 --> 01:17:35,090
Why did you do this?
>> Your friend,
Doctor Louis Zandor, designed this game
568
01:17:35,091 --> 01:17:42,097
with a floor plan to our headquarters.
Don't you realize it?
What is this threat to the security of our homeland?
569
01:17:42,098 --> 01:17:49,104
So what is this new Eee Tee 2 game?
sale?
>> This is just a game.
>> Well.
570
01:17:49,105 --> 01:17:56,069
You just have a fan base that I realize.
Gamers are loyal
to you.
Have them send all the games Eee Tee them to me.
571
01:17:56,070 --> 01:18:03,076
Join me, Nerd, and this game can be history,
forever in the past where it belongs.
572
01:18:03,077 --> 01:18:10,083
You bring your customers in
Their old Eee Tee game for discounts.
573
01:18:10,084 --> 01:18:17,090
You gave us an old game, and we will do it
sure that this new game is successful
574
01:18:17,091 --> 01:18:24,097
beyond your wildest dreams.
575
01:18:24,098 --> 01:18:31,104
I'd rather lick that damn
the inside of the toilet bowl rather than your help
576
01:18:31,105 --> 01:18:38,069
in your efforts to rule the world.
No!
>> Well, yes, ha ha ha ha.
577
01:18:38,070 --> 01:18:45,076
No!
Take your dirty hand
game controller, you dirty nerd!
578
01:18:45,077 --> 01:18:52,083
Yes?
>> Turn off, your mother is evil.
I don't will ever be able to
you every game on the planet.
Besides, do you know
579
01:18:52,084 --> 01:18:59,090
How many Eee Tee cartridges are there in the community?
And you know what ?
You have lost because my fans have found your landfill
580
01:18:59,091 --> 01:19:06,097
and dug and cleaned all the games.
They may be at their play house now.
583
01:19:20,071 --> 01:19:27,077
Your biggest weakness is not the hatred you have
the game, but the love you have for your fans.
584
01:19:27,078 --> 01:19:34,084
So I'll blow them
all be smithereens!
585
01:19:34,085 --> 01:19:41,091
For someone who is very interested in protecting Americans, you
Of course it's fast to blow them up.
>> Well, sometimes
586
01:19:41,092 --> 01:19:48,098
you have to break down some eggheads in order to made
homeland security omelette!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
587
01:19:48,099 --> 01:19:55,105
Wait.
Doctor Louis Zandor is in the crowd.
>>
Good.
But he has something that is very valuable to you.
588
01:19:55,106 --> 01:20:02,070
Oh, and what is that?
>> Roswell metal room.
He stole > That's because he doesn't want you to rebuild the alien spaceship.
589
01:20:02,071 --> 01:20:09,077
That's a lie!
We have all the
metal space.
>> You don't have anything what
is tinfoil
590
01:20:09,078 --> 01:20:16,084
Tin?
Don't worry, Nerd.
I'll save you
591
01:20:16,085 --> 01:20:23,091
How will I do that?
Wait a minute.
592
01:20:23,092 --> 01:20:30,098
Who we're trying to be here, Pee-wee
damn Herman
Foil, it's all foil.
593
01:20:30,099 --> 01:20:37,105
Tin.
My plan
thwarted, you bastard
Ah!
594
01:20:37,106 --> 01:20:44,071
Cursed!
It's glazed.
595
01:20:51,078 --> 01:20:58,084
Ow, damn it hurts!
>>
Where is my space metal?
596
01:20:58,085 --> 01:21:05,091
Only Zandor knows.
>> Zandor, damn god.
Well, I might not be able to blow you up
597
01:21:05,092 --> 01:21:12,098
gamers, but I can blow you up
Atari's precious monument
Poor Atari.
598
01:21:12,099 --> 01:21:19,105
Stupid Mount Fuji.
599
01:21:19,106 --> 01:21:26,071
The launch of the sequence is activated
600
01:21:33,078 --> 01:21:40,084
Hahahaha.
Hahahaha. < br /> So long, Nerd,
601
01:21:40,085 --> 01:21:47,092
and thank you for telling the truth.
Oh, that's smart.
602
01:22:01,106 --> 01:22:08,071
Hey there.
Like
you come with me.
603
01:22:08,072 --> 01:22:15,078
No, my hand is small.
Okay, ah
604
01:22:15,079 --> 01:22:22,086
And go we go !
Ugh!
605
01:22:36,100 --> 01:22:37,100
Whoa!
606
01:22:43,107 --> 01:22:50,071
Damn, man.
You're heavy
>> Damn
I thought you were just a hoax.
607
01:22:50,072 --> 01:22:57,079
Yes, we get a lot of it around here.
608
01:23:04,086 --> 01:23:05,086
Wow.
609
01:23:18,100 --> 01:23:25,106
Wait.
We will need this
to get out of here
>> Okay.
610
01:23:25,107 --> 01:23:32,071
Oh, damn it.
Remove.
Oh, that's great.
Killer robot
Remove.
611
01:23:32,072 --> 01:23:39,078
Here, take a gun.
>> Okay.
Must kill a nerd.
Destroy.
612
01:23:39,079 --> 01:23:46,085
Let's leave here.
Let's go away go!
613
01:23:46,086 --> 01:23:53,093
Get me Zandor.
He's in a landfill.
I want him to live!
614
01:24:00,100 --> 01:24:07,065
Whoa, I hate when
people shoot I'm
Fire,
615
01:24:07,066 --> 01:24:14,072
Fire of fire!
>> How are you doing?
open this door
>> Ahem,
616
01:24:14,073 --> 01:24:15,073
below here.
617
01:24:21,080 --> 01:24:28,086
Shining. < br / >>> Look!
Hey,
hey, hey, work every time.
618
01:24:28,087 --> 01:24:35,093
Come on let's go.
Go away.
619
01:24:35,094 --> 01:24:42,100
How do you close this door?
>> I'll tell you there
Hurry up!
Come on.
>> what are you waiting for
Shoot them,
620
01:24:42,101 --> 01:24:49,065
white arthropod moron
>> I'm trying
Good shot
Come on, close
621
01:24:49,066 --> 01:24:56,072
this door is unlucky, slow.
Wow, shoot good, Tex.
622
01:24:56,073 --> 01:24:57,073
It's done well!
623
01:25:03,080 --> 01:25:10,086
Exemplary work
624
01:25:10,087 --> 01:25:17,094
I can't fly one of them.
What about you?
Good.
625
01:25:24,101 --> 01:25:31,065
Nerd, enter the Nerd, enter
626
01:25:31,066 --> 01:25:38,073
Please, Nerd.
Fuck this
I will enter
627
01:25:45,080 --> 01:25:46,080
Hm hm hm hm .
628
01:25:52,087 --> 01:25:59,093
So, outer space huh?
>> Yep.
>> Um,
629
01:25:59,094 --> 01:26:06,100
so why did you come to earth?
>> I saw
for smart life
>> Well, you found it.
630
01:26:06,101 --> 01:26:13,065
I found life, huh.
Oh, that's funny.
>> No, I came
to save your people, but you locked me up for 60 years.
631
01:26:13,066 --> 01:26:20,072
I have nothing to do with that.
I haven't even lived then.
What about my friend Cooper who is there somewhere in the desert?
632
01:26:20,073 --> 01:26:27,079
What?
>> Cooper, you know it's a foot massage
Friday.
Take your ass home now.
>> I can't
633
01:26:27,080 --> 01:26:34,086
Pulanglah sekarang juga.
Saya harus mengemudikan van ini dan masuk ke Area 51. >> Anda tidak
Bahkan tahu cara mengendarai van.
>> Apa maksudmu aku tidak tahu bagaimana mengendarai van?
634
01:26:34,087 --> 01:26:41,093
We will find it, but believe me, we have greater concerns.
If
you only know what I want to prevent.
>> Prevent?
635
01:26:41,094 --> 01:26:48,100
You won't understand.
Overall concerns
existence spectrum.
>> Oh, what?
Like,
636
01:26:48,101 --> 01:26:55,066
Megaverse and Ultraverse?
>> Yes.
>> Cyber
Deathly Death of God with a satellite dish on his head?
637
01:26:55,067 --> 01:27:02,073
I have underestimated you.
>> Well, I don't care.
I just
tried to save my fans from that crazy Dark Onward.
638
01:27:02,074 --> 01:27:09,080
Well, who will save you?
Fans of Death Mwauthzyx?
639
01:27:09,081 --> 01:27:10,081
Whoa!
640
01:27:16,088 --> 01:27:23,094
The whole world where you live is a
video game.
This is the game I made.
641
01:27:23,095 --> 01:27:30,101
Then you find nuclear bombs.
That's when I arrived
Overcoming things because when the game was out of control, Dad's
642
01:27:30,102 --> 01:27:37,066
took it.
Your father
>> The death of Mwauthzyx
If
he finds me creating a sedition culture and
643
01:27:37,067 --> 01:27:44,073
xenophobes, all that is needed of him is 360
rotate from the parabola above his head and.
644
01:27:44,074 --> 01:27:51,080
Presence as we know it will end.
>> No, it will happen
as if it never existed at all.
Only punishment for me, but a
645
01:27:51,081 --> 01:27:58,088
Judgment is painful for you
646
01:28:05,095 --> 01:28:12,101
Soul!
Ha ha ha ha ha.
647
01:28:12,102 --> 01:28:19,066
So how do we stop this?
648
01:28:19,067 --> 01:28:26,073
I need a plane my space.
That will help.
>> Well, this is a million
pieces, wherever that is.
>> I can use their power and join
649
01:28:26,074 --> 01:28:33,080
they all come back together if only you can find the pieces.
Now, Zandor hides it, so he's the only one who knows.
650
01:28:33,081 --> 01:28:40,088
Oh, damn it.
We have to find it now .
Ah!
651
01:28:54,102 --> 01:29:01,067
Get down!
Go back, Keith.
652
01:29:01,068 --> 01:29:08,074
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
653
01:29:08,075 --> 01:29:15,081
Men's attention.
Bringing
I am Doctor Louis Zandor.
654
01:29:15,082 --> 01:29:22,089
Find him and bring him to me.
You can run but you can't hide.
655
01:29:29,096 --> 01:29:30,096
Ah!
656
01:29:43,068 --> 01:29:50,074
Whether we refuel or we land this item.
>> Well,
I don't even drive car, so how can I do it?
657
01:29:50,075 --> 01:29:57,081
to do this?
This control doesn't make a little damn.
I will have an easier time doing a handstand when picking up dirt.
658
01:29:57,082 --> 01:30:04,088
You want to know what happened to me
the last time I tried
>> Well, you've seen me
659
01:30:04,089 --> 01:30:11,095
playing Top Gun?
Not a beautiful sight .
660
01:30:11,096 --> 01:30:18,102
Oh, I'll be
661
01:30:18,103 --> 01:30:25,067
Oh!
Okay, bitch
Come
here and release me
662
01:30:25,068 --> 01:30:32,075
Let's We see who can mess who.
Oh, huh?
Yes.
>> Yes?
>> Yes.
663
01:30:53,096 --> 01:31:00,102
Wait a minute, Nerd.
I'll
get you out of there
664
01:31:00,103 --> 01:31:07,069
Oh, damn it.
This is Mwauthzyx's Death.
>> Go!
665
01:31:28,090 --> 01:31:29,090
Fuck you
666
01:31:35,097 --> 01:31:36,097
No no.
667
01:31:42,104 --> 01:31:49,068
Oh no, no, no.
668
01:31:49,069 --> 01:31:50,069
Ah!
669
01:32:03,083 --> 01:32:10,090
Holy shitskies.
671
01:32:24,104 --> 01:32:31,068
through this without objectifying yourself in the section
Shots, but it seems impossible now.
673
01:32:38,076 --> 01:32:45,082
Whoa.
Do you see that?
Ah!
674
01:32:45,083 --> 01:32:46,083
Ah!
675
01:32:52,090 --> 01:32:53,090
Astaga!
676
01:32:59,097 --> 01:33:00,097
Oh!
677
01:33:06,104 --> 01:33:07,104
Ah!
678
01:33:13,069 --> 01:33:20,075
Ah!
>> We gathered here today
679
01:33:20,076 --> 01:33:27,082
to bring together, holy
marriage , Robert and Lisa.
Robert,
680
01:33:27,083 --> 01:33:34,089
do you bring this woman to be yours legitimate
wife, to have and hold, cherish, love
681
01:33:34,090 --> 01:33:41,096
start today?
>> No.
Police?
Oh, god.
682
01:33:41,097 --> 01:33:48,103
No!
>> Bobby!
>> Oh!
Wait, but
shoot these gamer gamers if
683
01:33:48,104 --> 01:33:55,069
they don't get out of the way
Oh no.
We
may be too late
All right, I'll go there.
684
01:33:55,070 --> 01:34:02,076
Come on, Nintendo skills.
Don't fail me now.
Up,
685
01:34:02,077 --> 01:34:09,083
down, down, speed, speed down.
686
01:34:09,084 --> 01:34:16,090
I will land the plane.
I will land it.
687
01:34:16,091 --> 01:34:23,098
I, damn it
688
01:34:37,070 --> 01:34:44,076
You did it
I know you will do it!
Hahahaha.
689
01:34:44,077 --> 01:34:51,084
Back up.
Back up.
Back up.
Back up .
Ha ha ha, Zandor.
You're mine!
690
01:34:58,091 --> 01:35:05,097
Good, more weapons.
Just what we need
Hahahaha.
691
01:35:05,098 --> 01:35:12,105
Ha ha ha ha, Zandor.
692
01:35:19,070 --> 01:35:26,076
Hahahaha.
>> See what we go
here.
$ 200 one.
>> Oh.
693
01:35:26,077 --> 01:35:33,084
Damn.
Look at that!
694
01:35:47,098 --> 01:35:54,104
Cursing!
I have never won anything.
695
01:35:54,105 --> 01:36:01,070
Double zero?
Seduce!
696
01:36:01,071 --> 01:36:08,077
Ah!
>> Hot
Wait a minute.
It's Bathing.
697
01:36:08,078 --> 01:36:09,078
No!
>> Ah!
698
01:36:15,085 --> 01:36:22,091
I'll catch you
699
01:36:22,092 --> 01:36:29,098
What is the matter
Oh, ah!
700
01:36:29,099 --> 01:36:36,106
What is this?
Let me go
Magnet chicken
>> Iii.
701
01:36:43,071 --> 01:36:44,071
No.
702
01:36:57,085 --> 01:37:04,091
Take a shower, this is me, Cooper.
>>
Oh, Cooper, you bastard!
703
01:37:04,092 --> 01:37:11,098
You left me to die.
>> I am very sorry
I
I thought you were a double agent.
704
01:37:11,099 --> 01:37:18,105
Oh, I'm not even a sole agent.
705
01:37:18,106 --> 01:37:25,070
Give up, Nerd!
You have no place
to leave.
You are mine now.
>> Nerd!
706
01:37:25,071 --> 01:37:32,077
Zandor. < br /> There is something important I have to do
tell you.
Space metal, pieces to the ship.
707
01:37:32,078 --> 01:37:39,084
I put them in the safest place that can imagine, enter
the hands of all children.
They are in
708
01:37:39,085 --> 01:37:46,091
the Eee Tee game.
709
01:37:46,092 --> 01:37:47,092
Gifted.
710
01:38:00,106 --> 01:38:07,070
Do you do this ?
711
01:38:07,071 --> 01:38:14,078
I have enough accumulated strength now.
I can call them all!
712
01:38:21,085 --> 01:38:22,085
Oh.
713
01:38:28,092 --> 01:38:35,098
Oh.
>> Dirty son of a gun
714
01:38:35,099 --> 01:38:42,105
Ah!
>> God, set me free from this game.
Go, God.
Free me.
715
01:38:42,106 --> 01:38:49,071
Thank God.
Thank you God!
Ah ha ha ha
Ho ho ho ho ha ha!
716
01:38:49,072 --> 01:38:56,078
A piece of shit
Hahahaha.
717
01:38:56,079 --> 01:39:03,085
What is that?
Damn, man.
It came straight out of the damn window.
718
01:39:03,086 --> 01:39:10,093
Hahahaha.
Oh man.
Oh,
let's play another game
719
01:39:45,086 --> 01:39:46,086
Until we leave!
720
01:39:52,093 --> 01:39:59,099
What's with you
Do you
all a bunch of pussies?
Choose that weapon.
721
01:39:59,100 --> 01:40:00,100
Push!
722
01:40:06,107 --> 01:40:13,071
Damn hypocrite vacuum!
723
01:40:13,072 --> 01:40:20,078
I will teach you not iii.
724
01:40:20,079 --> 01:40:21,079
Oh my God!
725
01:40:55,073 --> 01:41:02,079
Oh, oh, oh, damn it.
726
01:41:02,080 --> 01:41:03,080
Ah!
727
01:41:09,087 --> 01:41:16,093
Whoa!
Don't worry, take a shower.
Good
get out of here and save you
728
01:41:16,094 --> 01:41:17,094
Ah!
729
01:41:30,066 --> 01:41:37,072
Bookworm!
Oh, hey.
>> You're back
Oh man.
730
01:41:37,073 --> 01:41:44,079
I am very sorry to have thrown you out once.
>> Yes, that is dick
moved.
>> I know
Cooper, you really turned into a man back there.
731
01:41:44,080 --> 01:41:51,086
Thank you friend.
Oh, damn it!
Does the mother make love?
What is that?
It's nice to meet you too, honey
732
01:41:51,087 --> 01:41:58,093
Ha, Death of Mwauthzyx.
Look, Nerd?
I told you.
733
01:41:58,094 --> 01:42:05,100
You think I made it up, huh?
>> Well, I'll be damned if all of that is your other thing
the word is true also
>> None of it will be an immediate problem if he rotates the satellite dish.
734
01:42:05,101 --> 01:42:12,065
If he can erase all space and time just by turning the satellite dish
on his head, then what is he playing in Las Vegas?
735
01:42:12,066 --> 01:42:19,072
That's how he got his kick.
I don't know.
I've known him for 5,000
years and he never got to do it.
Imagine if you were a Death Mwauthzyx
736
01:42:19,073 --> 01:42:26,079
and know everything you need to know.
You will be so
bored you will be crazy
And if there is one thing
737
01:42:26,080 --> 01:42:33,086
Maybe you haven't thought about it yet For a moment, one thing that doesn't exist
Maybe if possible
738
01:42:33,087 --> 01:42:40,093
His attention is directly on that, he will, he will leave.
>> It's good
like lighting up football Sunday night when you want your father
739
01:42:40,094 --> 01:42:47,100
Forget about your weekend assignments that you should be doing, right?
Not even close.
I just need a good shot on the satellite dish.
740
01:42:47,101 --> 01:42:54,065
lupakan tugas akhir pekan Anda yang seharusnya Anda lakukan, bukan?
Bahkan tidak dekat.
Aku hanya butuh suntikan bagus di parabola itu.
741
01:42:54,066 --> 01:43:01,072
I'll aim.
Take him, Nerd.
742
01:43:01,073 --> 01:43:08,080
I always want to interfere
a power that I can't possibly understand
743
01:43:15,087 --> 01:43:22,094
Wow, now it's hard hand
symbolism.
>> Go for it!
744
01:43:43,074 --> 01:43:50,080
Ha ha ha ha ha!
What is that?
745
01:43:50,081 --> 01:43:57,087
Ha ha ha.
You want me to explain it?
No, uh-uh.
746
01:43:57,088 --> 01:44:04,094
Oh Boy.
>> yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You is a damn hero
747
01:44:04,095 --> 01:44:11,102
Not yet.
I still have the last one
Things I have to do.
>> Yes, yeah
748
01:44:18,067 --> 01:44:25,073
Oh, Nerd .
You don't owe Cockburn Inc.
Anything at the moment.
749
01:44:25,074 --> 01:44:32,080
Must stay true to my words
Attention to give us an intro?
750
01:44:32,081 --> 01:44:39,087
And now presenting
a long-awaited review of AVGN,
751
01:44:39,088 --> 01:44:46,094
Eee Tee 2. Dia adalah gamer yang paling pemarah
Anda pernah mendengarnya.
Dia adalah Marah.
752
01:44:46,095 --> 01:44:53,101
Video Game Nerd!
753
01:44:53,102 --> 01:45:00,066
Let's get this baby fired.
754
01:45:00,067 --> 01:45:01,067
Um, I know
755
01:45:07,074 --> 01:45:14,080
We don't have original cartridges, but can this ship either how?
playing the old Eee Tee game?
>> This ship is an old Eee Tee game.
756
01:45:14,081 --> 01:45:21,087
I can reload the data that has passed from the circuit.
Yes .
>> So this is just Eee Tee 2,
757
01:45:21,088 --> 01:45:28,094
hm.
This is claimed to be worse than that
original.
Ugh, look at that
758
01:45:28,095 --> 01:45:35,101
It's rotten, it's rotten, it's despicable
because it's deliberately trying to be, but it's true
759
01:45:35,102 --> 01:45:42,067
Tribulation is too unique to duplicate.
The original stands as a test of ugliness.
760
01:45:42,068 --> 01:45:49,074
p>
761
01:45:49,075 --> 01:45:56,081
failure in video game history and standing on unholy
reason.
That's why we all gathered here today.
762
01:45:56,082 --> 01:46:03,089
Dan hey, there is more room in hell now, so let's make a new one
history and throw this bastard into the hole where they are!
763
01:46:31,075 --> 01:46:38,081
Hey.
Hey.
>> So, what is it?
birds before nerds okay?
764
01:46:38,082 --> 01:46:45,088
Well, if you get them, don't
Let him fly away.
>> Okay.
765
01:46:45,089 --> 01:46:52,095
Oh.
>> Damn
Okay, Cooper.
766
01:46:52,096 --> 01:46:59,102
Hello, Cooper?
>> Well, hello you too, ma.
You're fine only, sugar?
>> Yes, I'm fine.
I'm just
767
01:46:59,103 --> 01:47:06,067
on a spaceship with a Nerd.
We just saved
universe, okay
>> Okay, goodbye.
>> See you
768
01:47:06,068 --> 01:47:13,074
Look, Nerd?
You are just like my mother
You
are too protective.
Fans don't need you to protect it
769
01:47:13,075 --> 01:47:20,081
from bad games /> They can be careful
of themselves.
Oh, thank you.
770
01:47:20,082 --> 01:47:27,089
Yes, and bingo.
771
01:47:41,103 --> 01:47:48,068
All right, everyone, I said so
772
01:47:48,069 --> 01:47:55,075
Previously I wanted each of these cartridges
games from the face of the earth
My ad thought I would
773
01:47:55,076 --> 01:48:02,083
get my wishes
But first,
You will get yours
774
01:48:23,104 --> 01:48:30,068
Eee Tee on Atari 2600. To begin with, this is not a game you just chose
and play.
And most games from this generation are very simple .
775
01:48:30,069 --> 01:48:37,075
Shoot a swarm of aliens, climb to the top of the screen,
stop the missile or throw away all the pellets.
But Eee Tee
776
01:48:37,076 --> 01:48:44,082
is a puzzle.
With all these random symbols appearing at the top
Screens and falling in holes all the time, it's no surprise why
777
01:48:44,083 --> 01:48:51,089
gamers don't understand how to play games this.
You have to read
the instruction manual.
So, once you understand how to play the game,
778
01:48:51,090 --> 01:48:58,096
it's still fucking sucks!
779
01:48:58,097 --> 01:49:05,103
When playing started, Eee Tee got out of space.
And now she has to do it
back?
Why did she go down in the first place?
All she had to do was
780
01:49:05,104 --> 01:49:12,068
stay on the ship and there won't be a game.
And that's not what
be better if Eee Tee just goes down and goes back up again?
781
01:49:12,069 --> 01:49:19,075
Are there any colors available except just green ?
The land is green,
the hole is green, and even the Eee Tee is green shit.
I feel like I am
782
01:49:19,076 --> 01:49:26,082
take a colorblind test
It doesn't matter where you go,
you fall in the pit.
They fucking everywhere!
783
01:49:26,083 --> 01:49:33,089
You come out by expanding your neck somehow made Eee Tee floats.
When in the film did Eee Tee extend her neck to float out of the hole?
784
01:49:33,090 --> 01:49:40,096
Once you reach the top, most of the time, you keep falling back
in No, oh fuck!
Oh wait.
Get out of the hole, get out of the hole.
785
01:49:40,097 --> 01:49:47,103
Ugh, fuck!
There's a trick.
You have to joke with
right control
This is just a very bad learning curve.
786
01:49:47,104 --> 01:49:54,068
There is a way to catch yourself before falling, but
you will never expect it when you fall. < br /> Oh look!
Dirt.
787
01:49:54,069 --> 01:50:01,075
The human brain can't react that fast.
I can't do it
cheat.
Maybe ninjas are taking speed and sitting around and playing Atari all day.
788
01:50:01,076 --> 01:50:08,082
The aim of the game is to find three hidden pieces
from the phone that Eee Tee needs to call.
And
789
01:50:08,083 --> 01:50:15,089
guess where you found it?
In the pit.
As you walk around,
you pass this invisible space that stores special items.
790
01:50:15,090 --> 01:50:22,096
When you stand in this room, you can use it to do certain things
action.
For example, if you find an arrow, you can use it to transport your
791
01:50:22,097 --> 01:50:29,103
to the next screen, but half the time, you will end up
in a hole
So if You want to use that arrow, you need to remember
792
01:50:29,104 --> 01:50:36,069
What's in that space on another screen as if the game forces you to do it
think fourth dimension.
What is this game, for damn scientists?
793
01:50:36,070 --> 01:50:43,076
This is marketed like that for small children, and
which really shows a lack of communication.
Also,
794
01:50:43,077 --> 01:50:50,083
the whole game works from a randomizer.
All zones and pieces of this phone,
Everything, they always hide different places every time you start
795
01:50:50,084 --> 01:50:57,090
games.
Some fans have spoken out to defend this game, saying
it's different every time you play it .
It's kind of like every
796
01:50:57,091 --> 01:51:04,097
Waktu saya sial, selalu berbeda.
Apa yang saya benci
adalah agen FBI dan ilmuwan.
Ilmuwan mengambilmu
797
01:51:04,098 --> 01:51:11,104
donkeys back to the building and FBI agents take all your calls.
What a jerk.
Trying to outrun these people without stepping in
798
01:51:11,105 --> 01:51:18,069
the hole is a pain the real donkey.
Come on, you bastard, bastard,
bastards
Come on, ugh.
Fuck.
And why can they pass
799
01:51:18,070 --> 01:51:25,076
a hole and you can't?
Yeah, yeah, go ahead, pass the hole
again.
Yeah, fuck you
I'll pass your mother's hole
800
01:51:25,077 --> 01:51:32,083
Even if you find the piece, it's good Jack and bullshit.
And
Jack leaves town.
That's because you need to find a phone
801
01:51:32,084 --> 01:51:39,090
the home zone too
Seems like space invaders aliens, but
there is only one in the whole game.
And remember, that
802
01:51:39,091 --> 01:51:46,097
is always in a different place, so you have to browse every
damn space
It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack
803
01:51:46,098 --> 01:51:53,104
or like dirt in a landslide.
All running doesn't make sense
around spending your energy.
Right, Eee Tee died
804
01:51:53,105 --> 01:52:00,069
from moving too much
So maybe he will find the call zone first.
After all, finding a piece of phone is easier because the question mark
805
01:52:00,070 --> 01:52:07,076
zone shows what holes in it. Got a call zone, but oh, I
wasted all my energy
Maybe I'll find a piece of phone first.
Good,
806
01:52:07,077 --> 01:52:14,083
gets a piece of phone, but oh shit, the FBI took them away.
like a sister who wants to give you noogies and wedgie
807
01:52:14,084 --> 01:52:21,090
at the same time.
And if you manage to find everything you want
need to be in one flawless run, guess what?
You can't call home
808
01:52:21,091 --> 01:52:28,097
unless someone is on the screen.
So if there is a call zone
teen girl?
So when you find a call zone with all three
809
01:52:28,098 --> 01:52:35,104
telephones and you call home, then you have to make you
go back to the landing zone. < br /> But what's worse now, there are times
810
01:52:35,105 --> 01:52:42,070
limit.
You have to stand in the landing zone in
the right time at the right time when the timer
811
01:52:42,071 --> 01:52:49,077
run out.
And if an FBI agent or scientist enters
the screen, doesn't work
Why does Eee Tee really need
812
01:52:49,078 --> 01:52:56,084
kehabisan.
Dan jika agen FBI atau ilmuwan masuk ke
layar, tidak bekerja
Mengapa Eee Tee sangat membutuhkan
813
01:52:56,085 --> 01:53:03,091
Personally?
Does he need to pull it out?
Small green beams or something?
814
01:53:03,092 --> 01:53:10,098
So, is this the worst?
game of all time?
Um,
815
01:53:10,099 --> 01:53:17,105
I don't think so.
It's frustrating
to challenge, and this is a brain teaser, but that's exactly what
816
01:53:17,106 --> 01:53:24,070
makes it addicting
And remembering that it was made so short
a period of time, it was more sophisticated than anything of its era. The
817
01:53:24,071 --> 01:53:31,077
Raiders of the Lost Ark was as strange and vague and that
the match was greeted with praise that shines.
Both of these games are present
818
01:53:31,078 --> 01:53:38,084
instruction manuals
Now I can understand kids just want to pick up
the game and enjoy it without having to read anything, but if possible
819
01:53:38,085 --> 01:53:45,091
understand the Raiders, you can understand Eee Tee.
I see
What gives this game a reputation like that?
820
01:53:45,092 --> 01:53:52,098
I can't answer it.
That's just something that
happened.
That was something we needed.
There was
821
01:53:52,099 --> 01:53:59,105
something mystical about the game ?
There.
This is the floor plan to Area 51
822
01:53:59,106 --> 01:54:06,070
as well as the access button and each cartridge contains a piece of
foreign ships.
Sure, but forget all that.
Mystical things about
823
01:54:06,071 --> 01:54:13,077
All these ancient and trivial games are somehow
holding a place in our hearts and bringing us back to that
824
01:54:13,078 --> 01:54:20,084
Special time when we are still small.
And that is
classic and not too classic power
825
01:54:20,085 --> 01:54:27,092
that we like to hate.
826
01:54:34,099 --> 01:54:41,106
BBM: 2C05FBF1
LINE: FORTUNEBET99