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<font color="#ffff80"><b>Fixed & Synced by bozxphd.Enjoy The Flick</b></font>

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- So your parents have gone.
- Yeah.

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- Your girlfriend's gone.
- Mm-hm.

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You've been,
for want of a better word,

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abandoned this Christmas.

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Well, that's what I said
to them.

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We're not being unreasonable.
We're going on holiday.

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This house is gonna be
your house.

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You can do whatever you want,
invite friends over...

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Take a picture
of me and your mum.

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- Holiday!
- Whoo-hoo!

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- It's hard, right?
- Yeah.

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- It's tough.
- It's tough. It's...

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- How do you feel?
- How do you think I feel?

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- You tell me.
- I'm telling you.

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That's the point
of this session, right?

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My girlfriend of three years,
gone, left me,

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for a guy
who is completely my opposite.

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- This is my new boyfriend.
- I was gonna talk to you.

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You must have seen this coming.
This is not working out anymore.

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You're a mess, Noel.

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She's... she's gone.

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- Mm.
- And I don't understand.

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I don't understand
why she's gone.

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She was nice, I get it.

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She was a very attractive,
warm, funny...

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Thank you for the reminder.

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Well, you know,
let's not forget.

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I don't forget
and that's the problem.

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All I can do
is just sit in my bedroom

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and think about... her
and what we had.

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- You'll be fine,
- Ok, enjoy yourself.

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- You'll be fine.
- Sweetheart, bye-bye.

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Alright, take care.

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<i>Bloody hell, Noel.</i>

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<i>I didn't want it
to turn out like this.</i>

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<i>There's plenty more fish
in the sea.</i>

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<i>The world's your oyster.</i>

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<i>You're not the guy
that I fell for.</i>

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<i>We're not even
into the same music.</i>

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Fucking hell.

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7, 7, 6.

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<i>Hello?</i>

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Hi. Hi. Oh, hello.

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I was just wondering
if Neil Rodway still lived here.

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<i>- No, sorry.
- He doesn't?</i>

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<i>- No, he moved out.
- Ok.</i>

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<i>- Hello?
- Hi. You called?</i>

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<i>- Who's this?
- It's Steve.</i>

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Oh. Uh, hey, man.

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<i>- It's Noel.
- Yeah, yeah.</i>

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<i>- How you doing?
- Good.</i>

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Um, yeah, I was just...

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Seeing if you wanted
to go for a pint or something.

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<i>- Yeah, yeah, sounds good.
- Alright, mate.</i>

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<i>Get the old three amigos
back together.</i>

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Yeah, definitely. Ok, bye.

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- How are you?
- What are you doing here?

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It's the session time, isn't it?

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I'm off to see my friend.

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That may be so. Five minutes.

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- Five minutes.
- For god's sake.

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Five minutes
is all I ask of you.

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- Shoes off.
- And then...

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- Shoes off.
- Coming off, coming off.

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- Wait. Simon.
- What?

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- Simon. Five minutes.
- Ok. Uh... let's begin.

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I need you to be as open
as you possibly can

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cos we're gonna try
something new today.

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- I've got a book here...
- Oh, Simon...

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And I've been looking and
there's pretty interesting stuff

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about opening up.

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So, ok, bend over.

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- Ok.
- This feels ridiculous.

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I know it feels ridiculous,

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but that's the whole reason.

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- Huh.
- Huh.

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Yeah? Huh.

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- Huh.
- Huh.

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- Huh!
- Huh!

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Huh!

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Huh!

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- That was good.
- Thank you.

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That was very good, very good.

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- Phew. I feel good.
- Good.

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Whoa, whoa.

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- Don't do that.
- Oh.

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I thought that's what
we were doing.

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No, we're not doing that.

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Sorry, this is...

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I checked to see
if there was no one here.

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There was no one here.

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This isn't a joke. I'm not...
This isn't for fun.

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- I'm doing...
- I was actually just concerned.

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Cos you're stood on the edge
of a cliff screaming, so..

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- Ok.
- Wanna go again?

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No, I don't wanna go again.

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Look, this is
a private thing I do.

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It's part of my therapy.

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I kind of just need my space
to do this, thank you.

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You know, last year
my ex took me to Oslo,

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but the most amazing part of it
was we went to this gallery

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<i>and I saw Edvard Munch's
the scream and I was just...</i>

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- Great. Sorry, I don't...
- I was just blown away by it.

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- Good. I don't... I need to...
- Have you seen it?

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- It's worth £119 million.
- £119 million? Brilliant.

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Can you please just leave?
Cos I need to do this.

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Good. It's not funny.
It's therapy.

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- It's a bit funny.
- It's not funny.

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Just so you know, I think
everything's gonna be ok.

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Not on that bench.
Sit down there.

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This is where I'm meeting
my friend.

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Well, there's benches
all down the place.

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You don't own this area
of the beach.

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There's a million benches
on this strip.

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Can you not just meet her
down there or there?

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- Or just not there?
- She's never been here before.

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She's from London.

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Just get on with your therapies
and I'll rate ya.

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- I'll rate ya.
- Jesus Christ.

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- Out of ten.
- Brrrrr.

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- I can feel you there.
- Oh, my god.

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That one was gonna be
a really good one.

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- That one was gonna be the one.
- Lovely meeting you.

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- You've been a real treat.
- Oh, no, don't go.

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Don't leave.

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I'm sorry.

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I thought you said
it's a ten-minute walk.

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I've just gone mad.
I've just gone absolutely mad.

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I've just walked
for fucking half an hour

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to get a shitty bottle of wine

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and you're talking to...
Who is he?

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I don't know, but I've just said

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the most amount
of weird stuff to him.

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- It's almost like...
- What?

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It's like I haven't spoken in...
In years and I meet someone...

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- Yeah.
- And I just ended up

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talking to him
about random stuff

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and then he just asked me
to leave.

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- That's really rude.
- He asked me to leave.

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It's fine. It's fine. He's
one guy... in wales. It's fine.

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Banzai!

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- Noel, mate!
- Alright, mate?

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- Over here.
- Hey.

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- Where have you been?
- Sorry. Sorry I'm late.

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You're effin' late,

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so I polished yours off.

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- Your round next.
- Oh, I'm sorry.

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I... I was up on the cliff.
I've got a thing I have to do...

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What were you doing
on the cliff?

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It's a form of therapy.
Primal screaming.

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It's complicated. It's just
a process I have to do.

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- It helps me...
- And you're screaming?

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- You're just going, "oh!"?
- No, no, no. It's a very...

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- How...
- It's a non-traditional, non...

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- Non-traditional.
- Yeah.

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It's a form of therapy
where you scream

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and it releases
some of your chemicals

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from the frontal cortex...

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Yeah, and that took you
45 minutes.

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That's the point,
it doesn't take that long,

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but I was interrupted
by a very obnoxious girl.

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Oh. Yeah?

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No.

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I know what you mean
by obnoxious, mate,

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and I'm holding 'em.

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Oh. Very good.

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Was she? Was she fit?

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She was...
Can I get you a beer?

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Wow. I can't believe
I'm actually traveling.

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Babe, you're in wales.
It's hardly traveling.

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- Wales is not in england.
- That's true.

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- You have to pay to get in.
- Therefore I'm trav...

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Really?

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Ah. Cheers, then, mate.

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Mm-hm.

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- Sorry.
- That was too much.

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I really get into a cheers.

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When I do a cheers,
I do a cheers.

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Here we go. One...

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That stings.

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Shut up.

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Where's the sand?
It's all rocks.

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Yeah.
Did you proper grow up here?

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Proper grew up here.
It's amazing.

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- It's fucking cold.
- It's fucking cold.

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It's fucking freezing.

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How many girlfriends
did you say you had again?

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- Too many. Too many.
- How many's too many?

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I've got so many notches
on my bedpost,

191
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my bed's become unstable.

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- That's a precarious bed, man.
- Yeah.

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Oh, my god.

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Oh, fucking hell.

195
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Steve?

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Steve, mate?

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Oh, f...

198
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- There's loads of that.
- Clear that up.

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I don't feel very well.
I don't feel very well.

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I feel...

201
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Oh, my... oh, my god.

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Steve?

203
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:21,178
Steve! It's the girls...

204
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I was telling you about
last night.

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The girls are outside.
They're walking down the road.

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Oh, my go...
We've gotta talk to 'em.

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- Stop fucking pushing me.
- Hey, girls!

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- Shut the fuck up.
- Girls!

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- Shh.
- Hey, girls!

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I'm gonna punch you in the dick.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

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Hello.

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- Hey.
- Dick.

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- Primal scream guy.
- Hi.

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- Hello.
- Girl on the cliff girl.

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- This is weird.
- Yeah.

217
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- Do you live here?
- Yeah, that's my house.

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I'm literally round the corner.

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- No way.
- Yeah. It's really weird.

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Mandi.
Nice to officially meet you.

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- Oh. Noel.
- Saw you yesterday.

222
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- Noel. Noel.
- Cherie.

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- Hi.
- Noel.

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<i>Hi, Noel.</i>

225
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Hi. You alright?

226
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<i>- Where's Noel?
- Who are you?</i>

227
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He's nipped out for a second.

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<i>- It's Steve.
- Hi, Steve.</i>

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<i>- Steve?
- I've got a mustache now.</i>

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<i>You've grown, haven't you?</i>

231
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<i>- Oh, Steve!
- Hang on a second.</i>

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<i>- We took him to football.
- Yes.</i>

233
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<i>- Yeah.
- God, it's been years.</i>

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<i>- What's going on?
- Yeah, what's happening?</i>

235
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<i>- Nothing. Nothing.
- Where's Noel?</i>

236
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<i>- I'm just getting...
- What's that?</i>

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<i>What's that?
No, no. How are you both?</i>

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I haven't seen you
in a long time.

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Yeah, that was weird yesterday,
wasn't it? But...

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- Yeah.
- Sorry about that.

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- It was all a bit...
- No, I... I'm sorry.

242
00:12:40,693 --> 00:12:42,559
I... that was strange.

243
00:12:42,561 --> 00:12:43,961
- It was strange.
- Yeah.

244
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:45,262
It was just different,
wasn't it?

245
00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,964
And then I think
I just was like...

246
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:49,433
Cos I was probably worried
about you, but...

247
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,902
- It's fine.
- I don't really know you, so...

248
00:12:51,904 --> 00:12:54,137
- Ah.
- Got amazing eyes.

249
00:12:54,139 --> 00:12:55,973
- Oh.
- They're very, very pretty.

250
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,374
You've got very pretty eyes.

251
00:12:57,376 --> 00:12:58,275
I can see through them.

252
00:12:58,277 --> 00:12:59,776
I'd probably shave the beard.

253
00:12:59,778 --> 00:13:00,944
We had a bit of a party.

254
00:13:00,946 --> 00:13:03,213
Got the old three amigos
back together.

255
00:13:03,215 --> 00:13:06,183
<i>- Ok.
- So you and Noel and who?</i>

256
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:09,519
Just the three amigos,
just me and Noel.

257
00:13:09,521 --> 00:13:10,420
<i>No third one?</i>

258
00:13:10,422 --> 00:13:12,055
You don't need three
when it's us two.

259
00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:14,458
That's what we always
used to say.

260
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:16,493
So we're just gonna get
some breakfast.

261
00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:18,862
- Do you fancy breakfast?
- Oh, no, thank you.

262
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,598
- We've got breakfast in here.
- You've got breakfast?

263
00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:24,334
What kind of breakfast
have you got in the house?

264
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,569
Welsh breakfast, by any chance?

265
00:13:25,571 --> 00:13:29,273
- We're just having toast.
- Welsh toast, by any chance?

266
00:13:29,275 --> 00:13:31,541
I don't know.
I don't know what that is.

267
00:13:31,543 --> 00:13:34,378
- What's the difference?
- Do you have coffee?

268
00:13:34,380 --> 00:13:38,148
- Uh, I think we do.
- Shall we get some coffee?

269
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:40,450
- I mean, is it ok?
- I think we should have coffee.

270
00:13:40,452 --> 00:13:42,119
- Ok.
- We don't... you don't have to.

271
00:13:42,121 --> 00:13:44,254
- No, it's fine.
- Oh, you do. You do have to.

272
00:13:44,256 --> 00:13:45,489
- Come on. Let's go.
- Ok.

273
00:13:45,491 --> 00:13:47,224
<i>Is the house alright?</i>

274
00:13:47,226 --> 00:13:49,559
Yeah, yeah. Look at that.
You've got the tree up.

275
00:13:49,561 --> 00:13:51,695
<i>- Can you see the tree?
- Right, good.</i>

276
00:13:51,697 --> 00:13:52,462
He's been...

277
00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,831
Why wasn't he replying
to my texts?

278
00:13:54,833 --> 00:13:55,999
I sent him loads of texts.

279
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:59,036
<i>He hasn't been himself
recently, Steve.</i>

280
00:13:59,038 --> 00:14:01,271
<i>- Oh.
- He's... he's not...</i>

281
00:14:01,273 --> 00:14:03,040
<i>We've been so worried
about him.</i>

282
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:05,542
<i>He just needs to get out a bit.</i>

283
00:14:05,544 --> 00:14:07,311
Here he comes. There he is.

284
00:14:07,313 --> 00:14:09,579
- It's Noel!
- Hi.

285
00:14:09,581 --> 00:14:10,714
- This is Steve.
- Hello, girls.

286
00:14:10,716 --> 00:14:13,617
- Shut up.
- Come into the kitchen.

287
00:14:13,619 --> 00:14:14,818
- Come into the kitchen.
- Ok.

288
00:14:14,820 --> 00:14:16,253
- Ok, bye.
- My name is Steve.

289
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,354
Nice to meet you.

290
00:14:17,356 --> 00:14:18,288
Nice to meet you, Steve.

291
00:14:18,290 --> 00:14:19,623
Who wants some bread?

292
00:14:19,625 --> 00:14:21,325
- Me.
- Toasted.

293
00:14:21,327 --> 00:14:23,393
Coffee. I need coffee
in me right now.

294
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:27,664
- What was his name again?
- Hi.

295
00:14:27,666 --> 00:14:30,200
Hello!
I'm just getting 'em drinks.

296
00:14:30,202 --> 00:14:32,002
- We're just having some coffee.
- Oh, good.

297
00:14:32,004 --> 00:14:35,038
- You hold the fort while I...
- Yeah, you stink.

298
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:36,840
Got any clothes?

299
00:14:36,842 --> 00:14:39,609
- Um...
- This is nice.

300
00:14:39,611 --> 00:14:41,244
- What's his name again?
- Steve.

301
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:44,247
- Steve. Steve, Steve, Steve.
- Oh, here he is.

302
00:14:44,249 --> 00:14:48,352
What? Have you just
turned your clothes inside out?

303
00:14:48,354 --> 00:14:51,254
- I couldn't find any clothes.
- Mate, oh...

304
00:14:51,256 --> 00:14:52,990
- Can you give me a hand a sec?
- Yeah.

305
00:14:52,992 --> 00:14:55,559
- Isn't that worse?
- It look... I think...

306
00:14:55,561 --> 00:14:57,928
Isn't the sick on your skin now?

307
00:14:57,930 --> 00:14:59,396
Steve.

308
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,631
This is absolutely brilliant,
mate, absolutely brilliant.

309
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:05,402
Shh. Just calm down.
Honestly, that really stinks.

310
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,871
Mate, just calm down.
You're gonna freak 'em out.

311
00:15:07,873 --> 00:15:13,076
Mate, go and change. I've
got some... third drawer down.

312
00:15:13,078 --> 00:15:14,177
I'll be back in a little bit.

313
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:15,512
I'm just gonna go and slip

314
00:15:15,514 --> 00:15:17,614
into something less reversed.

315
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:19,116
- Ok.
- Something a bit more...

316
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,351
- The right way round.
- Different clothes.

317
00:15:21,353 --> 00:15:23,286
- Ok.
- Come on.

318
00:15:23,288 --> 00:15:25,822
- So, Noel, you alright?
- Yeah.

319
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,290
Have you ever traveled?

320
00:15:27,292 --> 00:15:29,626
Are you a traveler?
Do you like traveling?

321
00:15:29,628 --> 00:15:31,962
Not much, no.
You don't like traveling?

322
00:15:31,964 --> 00:15:34,097
- I've been...
- I love traveling.

323
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:37,501
I just love it. It's just
like... what's going on?

324
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,136
He's just doing some yoga.

325
00:15:39,138 --> 00:15:41,004
- We do yoga.
- Oh, yeah?

326
00:15:41,006 --> 00:15:44,074
Yeah.
My bloody bs are in a twist.

327
00:15:44,076 --> 00:15:45,776
What's going on?
What are you doing?

328
00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,511
- Hello.
- How you doing down there?

329
00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:49,579
- Just chilling out.
- Hold on.

330
00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:50,714
He's got a bit of a bad injury.

331
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:54,317
- I just have to help him up.
- I can so help you up.

332
00:15:54,319 --> 00:15:57,687
- That feels fantastic now!
- Oh, good, yes.

333
00:15:57,689 --> 00:16:00,490
Honestly, if you just take a
seat, we'll bring it right over.

334
00:16:00,492 --> 00:16:02,959
- Alright.
- Butter?

335
00:16:02,961 --> 00:16:06,430
- Have you put sugar in?
- So what's happening?

336
00:16:06,432 --> 00:16:09,199
- Which one do you want?
- I'm not doing that.

337
00:16:09,201 --> 00:16:11,635
- I don't mind, mate.
- I know you wouldn't mind.

338
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:12,836
I know you wouldn't mind.

339
00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:16,807
Let's just say
this gentleman prefers blondes.

340
00:16:18,276 --> 00:16:19,676
Oh, the toast has popped. Toast?

341
00:16:19,678 --> 00:16:21,745
- Yeah, let's have some toast.
- You stay sat down.

342
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:24,648
- You stay sat down.
- No, no, we'll come up here.

343
00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:26,116
We'll help. Cheers. Cheers.

344
00:16:26,118 --> 00:16:30,387
- Happy Christmas.
- Happy Christmas indeed.

345
00:16:30,822 --> 00:16:33,190
What brings you back
to Porthcawl?

346
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:36,259
- Are you a dancer?
- No, no, no, traveler.

347
00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:37,360
Oh, really? What, like a...?

348
00:16:37,362 --> 00:16:41,531
This is the furthest I've ever
been on my travels so far.

349
00:16:42,868 --> 00:16:45,435
- It looks good on me?
- It looks really good on you.

350
00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:47,070
Let me tell you something
about this guy.

351
00:16:47,072 --> 00:16:49,573
When we were bezzie mates
back in school,

352
00:16:49,575 --> 00:16:52,776
best wing backs
in the b team leagues.

353
00:16:52,778 --> 00:16:54,277
- No.
- It's true.

354
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:56,079
- Left wing?
- Left wing.

355
00:16:56,081 --> 00:16:57,714
- Left wing.
- What?

356
00:16:57,716 --> 00:16:58,582
- Yeah.
- No.

357
00:16:58,584 --> 00:17:00,217
I played football. I loved it.

358
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:01,952
<i>I watched the karate kid and...</i>

359
00:17:01,954 --> 00:17:04,287
<i>- I love the karate kid.
- Do you love the karate kid?</i>

360
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,756
- It's my favorite film.
- No! It's my favorite film.

361
00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:08,992
I've watched it,
like, over 100 times.

362
00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,229
I've seen the trailer to it.

363
00:17:13,798 --> 00:17:16,700
Uh, just see if I can get
a bit more coffee.

364
00:17:16,702 --> 00:17:19,169
Didn't you always wanna meet
your mr Miyagi?

365
00:17:19,171 --> 00:17:21,771
- Yeah.
- I know.

366
00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,888
- Very good.
- That's so good.

367
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,623
- That is so brilliant.
- So talented.

368
00:17:47,533 --> 00:17:49,332
- I love Ron Howard.
- I do.

369
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:50,433
- Yeah.
- Me too.

370
00:17:50,435 --> 00:17:52,869
We could do that.

371
00:18:13,792 --> 00:18:15,225
- Oh!
- That's it, really.

372
00:18:15,227 --> 00:18:18,161
- It kind of stops there.
- Don't let kids listen to that.

373
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:22,732
They wouldn't. I'm not basing it
on experience or anything.

374
00:18:22,734 --> 00:18:24,834
- They're so cool.
- Two, two, two.

375
00:18:24,836 --> 00:18:28,138
Ooh, ooh. This is exciting.

376
00:18:30,475 --> 00:18:33,743
I know this song.
I know this song.

377
00:18:45,122 --> 00:18:47,724
It doesn't have to be
a film, by the way.

378
00:18:47,726 --> 00:18:50,627
Here we go. Ready?

379
00:18:50,761 --> 00:18:51,861
Film.

380
00:18:51,863 --> 00:18:54,497
<i>- Two words.
- Two's a crowd.</i>

381
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,866
First word.

382
00:18:56,868 --> 00:18:58,235
<i>- The grinch.
- Ill.</i>

383
00:18:58,237 --> 00:19:00,136
<i>- Alien. Weird.
- Crazy.</i>

384
00:19:00,138 --> 00:19:01,471
Weird! Weird, weird.

385
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,573
<i>Weird science! Yes!</i>

386
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,575
We should be on a team.

387
00:19:13,085 --> 00:19:15,018
It's Christmas!

388
00:19:16,888 --> 00:19:19,289
- Do one from the '80s.
- '80s movie.

389
00:19:19,291 --> 00:19:21,625
- '80s movie?
- Movie from the '80s.

390
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,560
Ok, shush. Right.

391
00:19:23,562 --> 00:19:25,262
- She's so bossy.
- Film. I know.

392
00:19:25,264 --> 00:19:27,797
- Film.
- And no talking.

393
00:19:27,799 --> 00:19:29,266
Fi... we've got the... film.

394
00:19:29,268 --> 00:19:32,402
It's so hard for her. It's
so hard for her not to talk.

395
00:19:32,404 --> 00:19:35,138
- Two words, babe.
- Two words.

396
00:19:35,140 --> 00:19:37,540
First word.

397
00:19:37,542 --> 00:19:39,676
- Pretty.
- Girl. Face.

398
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,845
- Pretty?
- Oh!

399
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,414
<i>- Pretty woman.
- Yes! Yes!</i>

400
00:19:44,416 --> 00:19:48,585
- That's it! That's it!
- 1990. Not from the '80s.

401
00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,320
Was it 1990?

402
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,355
Welcome to Hollywood.
What's your dream?

403
00:20:03,168 --> 00:20:04,234
No, it isn't.

404
00:20:17,182 --> 00:20:20,917
- Oh! No one likes beans.
- And he hates beans as well.

405
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,729
Oh, my god.

406
00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,369
I don't quite...

407
00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:42,339
I think we're going to go
and have some sex.

408
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:45,308
Ok. I kind of assumed
that was...

409
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,711
And I expect you to do the same.

410
00:20:47,713 --> 00:20:50,213
Ok.

411
00:20:51,315 --> 00:20:53,516
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.

412
00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:56,853
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god. That was mad.

413
00:20:56,855 --> 00:20:59,856
That we were like rapping
and then we looked at them

414
00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:00,824
and they were like...

415
00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:02,359
- He's really...
- She's on it.

416
00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,627
She is confident with that.

417
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:09,999
- Is she always like that?
- Yeah, that's why I love her.

418
00:21:10,001 --> 00:21:11,401
- Oh, my god.
- She's mad. You just...

419
00:21:11,403 --> 00:21:14,104
Everyone wants a bit of Mandi
in their lives.

420
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:15,605
Well, he does.

421
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:18,742
- In here?
- In here.

422
00:21:22,847 --> 00:21:25,248
- Oh, my god!
- What the f? Jesus!

423
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:26,683
- Get out!
- Who are you?

424
00:21:26,685 --> 00:21:29,252
- Get out of here!
- What you doing? Who are you?

425
00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:30,820
- What are you doing here?!
- I'm sorry...

426
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:33,390
- What are you doing here?!
- I am Simon!

427
00:21:33,392 --> 00:21:34,457
Who's Simon?

428
00:21:34,459 --> 00:21:37,260
There isn't anyone
called Simon in this house!

429
00:21:37,262 --> 00:21:38,495
- I'm Simon.
- Simon.

430
00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:41,331
- What you doing here, mate?
- I've got nowhere to sleep.

431
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,066
It's Simon. It's fine.
I know him.

432
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,034
I've been sleeping in the car
for two days.

433
00:21:45,036 --> 00:21:47,704
What do you mean,
you've been sleeping in the car?

434
00:21:47,706 --> 00:21:49,606
I just...
I didn't know where else to go.

435
00:21:49,608 --> 00:21:52,642
All I could think of was
coming here, Noel. I'm sorry.

436
00:21:52,644 --> 00:21:53,810
You're like a brother to me, ok?

437
00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:56,746
Don't touch him. Honestly,
you don't where he's been.

438
00:21:56,748 --> 00:21:57,748
No, it's good. It's nice.

439
00:21:57,749 --> 00:21:59,816
I've been sleeping in a car
for two nights.

440
00:21:59,818 --> 00:22:01,050
- A car?
- I had no option, Noel.

441
00:22:01,052 --> 00:22:03,586
It's the first thing
I could think. Thank you.

442
00:22:03,588 --> 00:22:06,356
- How did you get in?
- The key under the mat.

443
00:22:06,358 --> 00:22:08,124
- That's not your key.
- I know it's not.

444
00:22:08,126 --> 00:22:10,827
Honestly, my parents
will go mental if...

445
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,262
I don't wanna abuse
our friendship,

446
00:22:12,264 --> 00:22:14,431
but I had to
sleep somewhere, ok?

447
00:22:14,433 --> 00:22:16,399
- I got kicked out two days ago.
- Why?

448
00:22:16,401 --> 00:22:18,368
I was just shoved
out of the house.

449
00:22:18,370 --> 00:22:20,703
My... my...
My... my snooker table,

450
00:22:20,705 --> 00:22:23,873
my... my... everything, my
flatscreen, it's all on the...

451
00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,408
You've been evicted
from your flat?

452
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,410
I'm not very good
at paying the bills.

453
00:22:27,412 --> 00:22:29,045
But you're rich.
You're a therapist.

454
00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:32,282
It's not about the money. It's
the actual not paying the bills.

455
00:22:32,284 --> 00:22:33,650
Simon, why didn't you tell me?

456
00:22:33,652 --> 00:22:35,652
Because I didn't think
it was gonna happen

457
00:22:35,654 --> 00:22:37,187
and I just...
I didn't wanna burden you.

458
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,022
You've got enough on your plate.
I know this.

459
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,957
But I've thought about this
long and hard.

460
00:22:40,959 --> 00:22:42,592
I just think
this is a good period of time

461
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:46,830
in which you and I, you know,
I can stay here for a few days

462
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:47,864
and we can go through...

463
00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:51,367
We can make leaps and bounds
in your therapy.

464
00:22:51,369 --> 00:22:55,138
- I just need somewhere to stay.
- Where are your clothes?

465
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:58,608
They're... they're in the car.
I broke in in my pants.

466
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:03,279
Simon... You can stay here

467
00:23:03,281 --> 00:23:07,350
for as long as you need
to get your shit together,

468
00:23:07,352 --> 00:23:08,552
or until my parents come back.

469
00:23:08,553 --> 00:23:12,489
But you are not staying
for any longer than that.

470
00:23:14,692 --> 00:23:15,992
- Ok.
- Good luck.

471
00:23:15,994 --> 00:23:17,327
Alright, mate. We'll...

472
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:18,761
- We'll...
- Thanks a lot.

473
00:23:18,763 --> 00:23:20,230
It's fine, and, listen, mate,

474
00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,899
I just wanna say I'm really
sorry about your situation.

475
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,200
No, you know, I just appreciate,

476
00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,569
you know,
what you're doing, so...

477
00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,171
Have a good time.

478
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:32,609
- Have a good time.
- Ok.

479
00:23:37,015 --> 00:23:37,947
It was a present, so...

480
00:23:37,949 --> 00:23:39,849
You've got
an amazing collection.

481
00:23:39,851 --> 00:23:41,351
Yeah. I just like music.

482
00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,485
Oh, this is great.

483
00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:46,856
This, Elliott Smith, this guy
is the reason I got into music.

484
00:23:46,858 --> 00:23:48,825
- No way.
- Do you know him?

485
00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:51,060
You don't know Elliott Smith?
Oh, my god.

486
00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:56,232
He's, like, one of the seminal
artists of the late century.

487
00:23:56,234 --> 00:23:59,035
- What's that?
- Oh, it's just...

488
00:23:59,037 --> 00:24:01,104
- Oh.
- It was a gift from...

489
00:24:01,106 --> 00:24:02,972
- Sorry.
- That's ok.

490
00:24:02,974 --> 00:24:06,376
Yeah, she got it for me.

491
00:24:08,345 --> 00:24:10,246
What happened?

492
00:24:10,248 --> 00:24:13,383
- Um...
- When did you guys break up?

493
00:24:13,851 --> 00:24:16,786
- About a week ago.
- A week ago?

494
00:24:16,788 --> 00:24:18,021
- Yeah.
- That's new.

495
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,190
It is, but I think it was
going on for longer than that.

496
00:24:21,192 --> 00:24:24,127
I think really
we broke up about a year ago.

497
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:26,396
Really? The same as me.

498
00:24:26,398 --> 00:24:27,931
- Really?
- Yeah.

499
00:24:27,933 --> 00:24:29,599
Stayed in the relationship
for too long

500
00:24:29,601 --> 00:24:32,201
and then
the icing on the cake was

501
00:24:32,203 --> 00:24:34,404
he just became a complete idiot.

502
00:24:34,406 --> 00:24:36,539
He got this big, like,
acting job

503
00:24:36,541 --> 00:24:40,376
and... and just loved
all the attention.

504
00:24:40,378 --> 00:24:42,145
And it was just weird,
it was like...

505
00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:45,281
He was kind of normal
and then, yeah, got this job

506
00:24:45,283 --> 00:24:49,686
and just loved the attention
and loved everything about it

507
00:24:49,688 --> 00:24:52,422
and just kind of left me behind.

508
00:24:53,190 --> 00:24:54,991
It's mad
seeing someone change so much

509
00:24:54,993 --> 00:24:57,260
right in front of your eyes,
it's just...

510
00:24:57,262 --> 00:25:01,598
Every day I felt like I was
just behind this glass window

511
00:25:01,600 --> 00:25:05,168
going like, "hey! Mcfly!"

512
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,502
"Anyone home!"

513
00:25:06,504 --> 00:25:10,406
Yeah. Oh! No one was home.

514
00:25:10,574 --> 00:25:13,309
Yeah, he wasn't at home.

515
00:25:14,411 --> 00:25:18,314
Well, how long
are you around for?

516
00:25:18,316 --> 00:25:20,116
Christmas.

517
00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:21,818
Look at your eyes.
You're so tired.

518
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,820
I'm sorry.
I've been keeping you.

519
00:25:23,822 --> 00:25:27,357
No, I'm loving it.
I'm not... I'm not tired.

520
00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:30,893
- You're very tired.
- We can chat in bed.

521
00:25:32,530 --> 00:25:33,963
Sorry.

522
00:25:33,965 --> 00:25:34,931
Oh, yeah, socks off.

523
00:25:34,933 --> 00:25:36,833
- You don't want sweaty feet.
- No.

524
00:25:36,835 --> 00:25:39,869
Socks off. Always socks off.

525
00:25:55,986 --> 00:25:58,554
Are you still awake?

526
00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:00,923
No.

527
00:26:10,401 --> 00:26:14,804
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

528
00:26:15,139 --> 00:26:16,873
I misread it. I'm sorry.

529
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:18,708
No, no.

530
00:26:19,811 --> 00:26:23,279
- I'm sorry.
- It's ok.

531
00:26:23,281 --> 00:26:24,881
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry.

532
00:26:24,883 --> 00:26:27,050
- I shouldn't have done that.
- No, no. It's ok.

533
00:26:27,052 --> 00:26:31,988
I just... I just don't wanna be
anyone's rebound.

534
00:26:31,990 --> 00:26:34,057
- Me neither.
- Ok.

535
00:26:34,059 --> 00:26:36,225
Ok.

536
00:26:37,962 --> 00:26:42,365
- Oh...
- I've got an idea.

537
00:26:45,736 --> 00:26:50,907
I could organize you
loads of dates...

538
00:26:50,909 --> 00:26:53,810
- Oh...
- And they can go really badly.

539
00:26:53,812 --> 00:26:55,211
Ok.

540
00:26:55,213 --> 00:26:58,214
And then you can
come back to me.

541
00:27:01,819 --> 00:27:04,620
And I wouldn't be a rebound.

542
00:27:08,225 --> 00:27:10,059
Deal.

543
00:27:11,795 --> 00:27:14,931
- Banzai.
- Banzai.

544
00:27:15,833 --> 00:27:17,800
Ok.

545
00:27:18,702 --> 00:27:21,637
<i>So, I'm just gonna throw
a few things at you.</i>

546
00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:22,872
Metaphorically, of course.

547
00:27:22,874 --> 00:27:24,741
And we'll see
what we come up with.

548
00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:26,843
Have you been dreaming of late?

549
00:27:26,845 --> 00:27:28,044
- Yeah.
- You have?

550
00:27:28,046 --> 00:27:29,612
- Yeah.
- Talk me through one.

551
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:31,314
- A typical dream.
- Um...

552
00:27:31,316 --> 00:27:35,718
I have this one recurring dream
where I'm underground

553
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:41,057
and I'm a maggot and I'm sucking
on a dead cat's face.

554
00:27:41,059 --> 00:27:45,495
Ok, dead cat, sexual repression,
that makes sense.

555
00:27:45,497 --> 00:27:47,630
I don't dream that often,
which is unusual,

556
00:27:47,632 --> 00:27:52,535
because there's a lot going on
in my life at the moment.

557
00:27:52,537 --> 00:27:55,004
Um, I had
this awful, awful dream

558
00:27:55,006 --> 00:28:00,576
that I was a man,
sort of just an average man...

559
00:28:00,578 --> 00:28:02,812
That's not the awful bit,
obviously.

560
00:28:02,814 --> 00:28:03,880
So I'm on this ship

561
00:28:03,882 --> 00:28:06,682
and there are sort of
a menagerie of animals

562
00:28:06,684 --> 00:28:08,918
staring at me,
most of them cheetahs,

563
00:28:08,920 --> 00:28:11,954
and out of the mist
comes this figure

564
00:28:11,956 --> 00:28:14,157
and it's Terence Trent d'arby.

565
00:28:14,159 --> 00:28:16,659
And he sings at me
and he's got...

566
00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:18,828
I mean,
I used to be a fan of his,

567
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:21,397
but he has got
a dreadful voice now,

568
00:28:21,399 --> 00:28:23,599
and something comes out,
it sounds like,

569
00:28:28,072 --> 00:28:31,240
well, this is what I'm trying
to work out. You tell me.

570
00:28:31,242 --> 00:28:33,676
I thought
you were the therapist.

571
00:28:33,678 --> 00:28:36,779
Yeah. Alright, let's move on.

572
00:28:36,781 --> 00:28:39,582
There's no point
in beating around the bush.

573
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:45,188
Do you at any point
during your time alone...

574
00:28:46,223 --> 00:28:47,089
Masturbate?

575
00:28:47,091 --> 00:28:48,925
- What?
- Masturbate.

576
00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,693
- No.
- Masturbate. No? No?

577
00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:53,596
- Not at... never?
- I don't... I don't...

578
00:28:53,598 --> 00:28:55,064
Well, look,
if it's not something...

579
00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:56,732
If you don't look
at pornography...

580
00:28:56,734 --> 00:28:58,701
I don't look at pornography.
I find it disgusting.

581
00:28:58,703 --> 00:29:03,639
There's nothing disgusting about
two pelvises smashing together

582
00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:07,410
in a chorus of sexual ecstasy.

583
00:29:11,682 --> 00:29:12,381
Come.

584
00:29:12,383 --> 00:29:14,283
- All set?
- Think so.

585
00:29:14,285 --> 00:29:16,519
- Yeah, amazing.
- Thank you.

586
00:29:16,521 --> 00:29:18,921
- Smoking.
- Ok, then.

587
00:29:18,923 --> 00:29:19,989
- Done.
- Good.

588
00:29:19,991 --> 00:29:22,124
- Have fun.
- Thank you.

589
00:29:22,126 --> 00:29:24,627
- Thanks for sorting me out.
- Alright.

590
00:29:24,629 --> 00:29:26,796
- Bye.
- See you later.

591
00:29:26,798 --> 00:29:28,898
- Bye.
- Bye.

592
00:29:28,900 --> 00:29:31,801
<i>Did you like my choice of date?</i>

593
00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:32,735
Huh?

594
00:29:32,737 --> 00:29:35,304
What did you say your name was?

595
00:29:35,306 --> 00:29:36,339
It's lovely out.

596
00:29:36,341 --> 00:29:39,442
Have I told you
that I'm a natural blonde?

597
00:29:39,444 --> 00:29:41,043
I said it's lovely out.

598
00:29:41,045 --> 00:29:42,845
- You what?
- Here...

599
00:29:42,847 --> 00:29:45,548
What did you say
your name was again?

600
00:29:45,550 --> 00:29:46,449
What?

601
00:29:46,451 --> 00:29:48,718
Have I told you
I'm a natural blonde?

602
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,221
Yeah, you said that three times.

603
00:29:52,223 --> 00:29:53,422
What did you say your name was?

604
00:29:53,424 --> 00:29:55,324
- Noel.
- Oh. Mine's Michelle.

605
00:29:55,326 --> 00:29:56,325
I remember.

606
00:29:56,327 --> 00:29:57,426
Did you like my choice of date?

607
00:29:57,428 --> 00:29:59,028
- Yeah, it's lovely.
- It's good, isn't it?

608
00:29:59,030 --> 00:30:01,664
I really know what men like,
you know, activity and sweating

609
00:30:01,666 --> 00:30:04,967
and really enjoying outdoorsy,
cos I go on lots of dates.

610
00:30:04,969 --> 00:30:06,135
I'm not a slut or anything.

611
00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:07,670
I wasn't gonna say
you were a slut.

612
00:30:07,672 --> 00:30:09,672
I'm quite popular with the men,
quite alluring.

613
00:30:09,674 --> 00:30:11,841
When I'm in a nightclub,
it's absolutely awful

614
00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:13,643
because they just don't
leave me alone.

615
00:30:13,645 --> 00:30:14,810
I think it's because I can do

616
00:30:14,812 --> 00:30:16,579
this twerking thing
that Miley Cyrus does,

617
00:30:16,581 --> 00:30:19,515
when she goes like this
and she bends right down.

618
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:20,416
I can see that.

619
00:30:20,418 --> 00:30:21,450
Have you ever noticed

620
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:22,618
how flexible if you just...

621
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:24,754
- I'd be watching mtv...
- Very like Miley Cyrus.

622
00:30:24,756 --> 00:30:27,723
- I can get my hands right down.
- You're very flexible. Ok, bye!

623
00:30:27,725 --> 00:30:34,030
Have you ever known anyone
quite as flexible as me before?

624
00:30:34,932 --> 00:30:39,101
Do it one wrap...
One wrap round.

625
00:30:39,103 --> 00:30:41,103
- I love it. I love it.
- It's gone in my eyes.

626
00:30:41,105 --> 00:30:42,872
- It's gone in my eyes.
- I love it.

627
00:30:45,542 --> 00:30:47,843
How do you feel
about this shirt?

628
00:30:47,845 --> 00:30:49,078
Brilliant.

629
00:30:49,080 --> 00:30:50,146
Wait till you see this woman.

630
00:30:50,148 --> 00:30:52,581
- She's incredible.
- Oh, good.

631
00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:55,584
She completely changed my life.

632
00:30:58,790 --> 00:30:59,689
Hi, there. Hi.

633
00:30:59,691 --> 00:31:03,359
<i>Welcome, everybody,
to living with a vagina.</i>

634
00:31:03,361 --> 00:31:06,829
Alright, have we got
any vaginas in the audience?

635
00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:11,267
Yep. I wanna hear v, v, v, v!

636
00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:15,304
- And your hands!
- V! V! V! V!

637
00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:17,540
You don't have one,
so you don't do it, ok?

638
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:22,378
What do you have? You don't have
a v. What do you have instead?

639
00:31:22,679 --> 00:31:23,813
- Penis.
- Penis.

640
00:31:23,815 --> 00:31:27,116
Penis. You.
You, man with a p, up you come.

641
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:30,853
There we go, ok? Are you
on a date with this gentleman?

642
00:31:30,855 --> 00:31:31,821
- Yes.
- Ok.

643
00:31:31,823 --> 00:31:34,523
So you haven't yet
had intercourse?

644
00:31:34,525 --> 00:31:35,858
No. Yet to.

645
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,794
Do you feel like you want
to put his penis into you?

646
00:31:38,796 --> 00:31:40,129
I have had a slight urge.

647
00:31:40,131 --> 00:31:42,431
- There was a moment.
- It's kind of personal. What?

648
00:31:42,433 --> 00:31:44,000
- Pardon?
- Really?

649
00:31:44,002 --> 00:31:45,468
Am I not allowed
to speak about this?

650
00:31:45,470 --> 00:31:48,104
It's funny that this person

651
00:31:48,106 --> 00:31:49,438
is speaking over you.

652
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,107
I wonder why that is.

653
00:31:51,109 --> 00:31:52,074
- Penis. Penis.
- Yeah.

654
00:31:52,076 --> 00:31:54,577
Because he has a penis. Exactly.

655
00:31:54,579 --> 00:31:57,947
Therefore he feels that it's ok,
it's acceptable,

656
00:31:57,949 --> 00:32:00,216
to talk over you
because you're a woman, ok?

657
00:32:00,218 --> 00:32:02,918
He thinks you're that small.
How about you feel small?

658
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,388
- How about you go down there?
- Yeah.

659
00:32:05,390 --> 00:32:06,222
- Sit.
- Down.

660
00:32:06,224 --> 00:32:08,391
What? I'm not a dog.

661
00:32:10,060 --> 00:32:10,993
Ok. Ow.

662
00:32:10,995 --> 00:32:13,462
Who else would like to be part
of this program?

663
00:32:13,464 --> 00:32:15,631
You with the hat, up you come.

664
00:32:15,633 --> 00:32:18,300
- Yeah, up you come.
- Oh, god.

665
00:32:18,302 --> 00:32:20,936
- Oh, my god.
- Come here.

666
00:32:20,938 --> 00:32:22,972
Ok? You are not special.

667
00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:24,673
- I want you to roll away.
- What?

668
00:32:24,675 --> 00:32:26,442
- Roll away.
- I'm not...

669
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:27,243
Roll. Roll away.

670
00:32:27,245 --> 00:32:29,011
Seven quid for this?

671
00:32:29,013 --> 00:32:29,845
There we go. Ok.

672
00:32:29,847 --> 00:32:32,348
That's how it feels.
You on the end.

673
00:32:32,350 --> 00:32:33,716
- Lovely.
- Oh, my...

674
00:32:33,718 --> 00:32:34,717
Does that feel better?

675
00:32:34,719 --> 00:32:37,686
Well, looks like
you don't need me.

676
00:32:37,688 --> 00:32:40,556
You're obviously not taking this
very seriously, so...

677
00:32:40,558 --> 00:32:42,725
- Yeah, I'm gonna leave.
- Why are you leaving?

678
00:32:42,727 --> 00:32:44,127
- Because...
- Say it and walk away.

679
00:32:44,128 --> 00:32:45,961
Say it and walk away.
Three, two, one.

680
00:32:45,963 --> 00:32:47,997
Cos I fear you might have
a small penis.

681
00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:52,468
What? How did she make
that assessment?

682
00:32:52,470 --> 00:32:53,836
- What's that?
- Cologne.

683
00:32:53,838 --> 00:32:56,372
- Mm. Cologne.
- Perfume.

684
00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:57,907
- A bit of both?
- A bit of both.

685
00:32:57,909 --> 00:32:59,475
Ok. Right...

686
00:32:59,477 --> 00:33:01,544
On your marks, set...

687
00:33:01,546 --> 00:33:03,846
Oh, my god.

688
00:33:04,214 --> 00:33:05,815
- I don't like it.
- It's horrible.

689
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:09,385
I don't like that.
It smells like bubblegum.

690
00:33:09,387 --> 00:33:12,254
So, uh, you like, um, weddings?

691
00:33:12,256 --> 00:33:15,391
Have you been to a wedding?
I don't know why I asked that.

692
00:33:15,393 --> 00:33:17,560
That's like a really
leading question for a date.

693
00:33:17,562 --> 00:33:20,096
- Have you done many of these?
- No.

694
00:33:20,098 --> 00:33:21,497
- First one?
- No, it's my first one.

695
00:33:21,499 --> 00:33:24,667
But I just thought, my friend,
it's actually a self-help book,

696
00:33:24,669 --> 00:33:27,103
but a friend said
that you should

697
00:33:27,105 --> 00:33:29,839
stop putting it off till later
and just do things now.

698
00:33:29,841 --> 00:33:31,273
Everything's an experience.

699
00:33:31,275 --> 00:33:32,876
Bad things and good things
have to exist.

700
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:34,910
Do you understand?
It's about extremes.

701
00:33:34,912 --> 00:33:38,547
So even if some things go badly,
what you end with after that

702
00:33:38,549 --> 00:33:40,783
is something
that feels less bad

703
00:33:40,785 --> 00:33:42,651
because you've experienced
the badness.

704
00:33:42,653 --> 00:33:44,620
- Do you understand?
- You're coming from a...?

705
00:33:44,622 --> 00:33:47,490
Divorce. It's not finalized.
I'm technically married.

706
00:33:47,492 --> 00:33:49,024
I don't know
if that bothers you.

707
00:33:49,026 --> 00:33:52,628
No, it's fine. If you don't
wanna talk about it, it's fine.

708
00:33:52,630 --> 00:33:53,996
- No, I don't, no.
- Ok.

709
00:33:53,998 --> 00:33:57,066
He cheated on me, so I've got
a real thing about monogamy,

710
00:33:57,068 --> 00:33:58,100
if this does go further.

711
00:33:58,102 --> 00:34:01,003
I don't know if actually I want
another relationship in my life.

712
00:34:01,005 --> 00:34:03,539
- It's fine.
- You're a really good listener.

713
00:34:03,541 --> 00:34:05,307
This is really helping,
to talk to someone

714
00:34:05,309 --> 00:34:07,610
who actually understands
what I've been through.

715
00:34:07,612 --> 00:34:10,913
Don't laugh at me.
I'm a heart surgeon.

716
00:34:10,915 --> 00:34:12,882
- Yeah, I operate on people.
- Really?

717
00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:16,318
I know. People say, "you don't
seem like a heart surgeon."

718
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:17,953
"You're so relaxed and fun."

719
00:34:17,955 --> 00:34:19,155
Obviously I'm not that at work.

720
00:34:19,157 --> 00:34:21,557
I have been under some pressure,
so things have been harder,

721
00:34:21,559 --> 00:34:24,660
but I have been... I mean,
I'm not like this at work.

722
00:34:24,662 --> 00:34:29,465
I don't... I do the operations
and nothing else really.

723
00:34:30,100 --> 00:34:31,300
We are having such a connection.

724
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,235
I'm not supposed to talk about
how the date's going

725
00:34:33,237 --> 00:34:36,272
while I'm on the date, am I,
but I'm having such a nice time.

726
00:34:36,274 --> 00:34:39,742
Yeah, me too. It's really nice.

727
00:34:39,910 --> 00:34:42,344
- No. Yeah.
- Oh!

728
00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:48,083
Shall we... I just feel like
maybe we should go...

729
00:34:48,085 --> 00:34:49,285
- Really?
- Yeah.

730
00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:51,420
I think I need to say to you
straightaway that maybe,

731
00:34:51,422 --> 00:34:53,455
I mean, what do you mean,
a hotel?

732
00:34:53,457 --> 00:34:55,891
- The house.
- We just go to the house.

733
00:34:55,893 --> 00:34:57,059
And do whatever we want there.

734
00:34:57,061 --> 00:35:00,996
I've not done this before.
Do we set rules or no?

735
00:35:00,998 --> 00:35:05,134
Well, I mean, we'll just have
a cup of tea and see...

736
00:35:05,136 --> 00:35:07,136
- Mm, ok, I hear you.
- Yeah?

737
00:35:07,138 --> 00:35:10,206
- Mm, mm.
- I hear that.

738
00:35:10,774 --> 00:35:13,742
- Hm?
- Have a tea.

739
00:35:13,744 --> 00:35:15,611
- You're such a good listener.
- Thank you.

740
00:35:15,613 --> 00:35:17,346
I really feel like I can
just be myself with you.

741
00:35:17,348 --> 00:35:19,415
- Well, that's...
- Ok, shh. Act normal.

742
00:35:19,417 --> 00:35:21,283
Ok. Going back to the house.

743
00:35:21,285 --> 00:35:23,485
Going back to the house.

744
00:35:34,798 --> 00:35:35,998
- Hi.
- Alright?

745
00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:40,135
- What's going on?
- Dinner is served!

746
00:35:41,871 --> 00:35:43,739
Oh, wow.

747
00:35:43,741 --> 00:35:45,908
- You look amazing.
- You... yeah.

748
00:35:45,910 --> 00:35:49,078
- You look really christmassy.
- Very christmassy.

749
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:50,779
I thought
you lived on your own.

750
00:35:50,781 --> 00:35:52,081
- Hey.
- Hello.

751
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:53,849
- Oh, hi.
- How are you?

752
00:35:53,851 --> 00:35:56,485
Oh, I'm excellent, thank you.

753
00:35:56,487 --> 00:35:58,087
- Steve.
- Oh, hello, Steve.

754
00:35:58,089 --> 00:36:01,323
- I'm kind of scared.
- You don't need to be scared.

755
00:36:01,325 --> 00:36:04,126
Just... breathe out.

756
00:36:04,128 --> 00:36:05,427
It's gonna be amazing, ok?

757
00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,663
Do you want us to stay
and if you kind of think,

758
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:09,266
"oh, god,
I don't wanna be here", then...

759
00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,233
- I think I'm gonna be ok.
- You are?

760
00:36:11,235 --> 00:36:12,568
- I think so.
- Ok. Ok.

761
00:36:12,570 --> 00:36:14,603
You don't think it's too much
for a first date?

762
00:36:14,605 --> 00:36:17,740
No, honestly.
You've got an amazing bum.

763
00:36:17,742 --> 00:36:20,109
Whispering about myself
as usual.

764
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:24,046
Hello. This is the guy.
Are your ears burning?

765
00:36:24,048 --> 00:36:26,649
Cos I was just saying
about how great you are.

766
00:36:26,651 --> 00:36:30,052
- Shall we let you both...?
- Yeah, you should probably...

767
00:36:30,054 --> 00:36:31,353
- Shall we go?
- See you later.

768
00:36:31,355 --> 00:36:33,022
- Steve.
- Are we gonna get a pint later?

769
00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:34,189
We're not getting a pint.

770
00:36:34,191 --> 00:36:36,492
We might get a pint.
See what happens.

771
00:36:36,494 --> 00:36:38,394
I'll see you in a bit.
Alright, mate.

772
00:36:38,396 --> 00:36:39,662
- Bye.
- See you later.

773
00:36:39,664 --> 00:36:41,530
Your friends are really lovely.

774
00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:42,464
Oh, they're great.

775
00:36:42,466 --> 00:36:45,701
- So you've made a tea.
- I did. It's nearly all...

776
00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:50,205
Shall we... shall we do it?

777
00:36:50,207 --> 00:36:52,141
- Do what? Oh...
- Ok.

778
00:36:52,143 --> 00:36:56,111
I mean, ok, I think
the quicker we get down to it,

779
00:36:56,113 --> 00:36:57,246
the less embarrassing it is.

780
00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:58,480
Ok, number one, first rule,

781
00:36:58,482 --> 00:37:01,116
first rule of this,
don't look at me.

782
00:37:01,118 --> 00:37:02,551
- Ok.
- No, you can look at me now.

783
00:37:02,553 --> 00:37:04,553
Look at me in the eyes,
but don't look at my body.

784
00:37:04,555 --> 00:37:08,157
When I come on to you,
I want your hands up here,

785
00:37:08,159 --> 00:37:09,692
like around this area.

786
00:37:09,694 --> 00:37:11,760
Don't go round the back,
don't go at the front.

787
00:37:11,762 --> 00:37:13,929
- I'm very sensitive.
- Ok.

788
00:37:13,931 --> 00:37:15,731
Ooh.

789
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,900
Ah. Hello.

790
00:37:18,068 --> 00:37:20,235
- Noelly!
- Oh!

791
00:37:20,237 --> 00:37:23,572
- Hey.
- Hey. Oh, my god. I'm so sorry.

792
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:25,974
Simon. Laura. Laura, Simon.

793
00:37:25,976 --> 00:37:27,676
How many times
is this going to happen?

794
00:37:27,678 --> 00:37:29,511
- Christmas has come early.
- Sorry.

795
00:37:29,513 --> 00:37:31,380
You should tell people
that you're on a date.

796
00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:33,749
Did I walk in
in the middle of you doing...?

797
00:37:33,751 --> 00:37:34,983
No, no, we were just...

798
00:37:34,985 --> 00:37:37,486
A couple of seconds later
and it would have been...

799
00:37:37,488 --> 00:37:39,822
- Inside?
- No. We were just chatting?

800
00:37:39,824 --> 00:37:41,256
How many people
do you live with?

801
00:37:43,627 --> 00:37:45,094
- This is...
- I am...

802
00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:46,462
- I am...
- My therapist.

803
00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:49,298
- You're in therapy?
- It's not really therapy.

804
00:37:49,300 --> 00:37:51,734
- We discuss everything, so...
- Where are you based?

805
00:37:51,736 --> 00:37:54,069
- Where did you study?
- I'm here, actually.

806
00:37:54,071 --> 00:37:55,604
- I'm living here at the moment.
- Ok.

807
00:37:55,606 --> 00:37:57,573
Just on a temporary
sort of basis.

808
00:37:57,575 --> 00:38:01,443
It's interesting. I only met
Noel tonight for the first time.

809
00:38:01,445 --> 00:38:03,612
- We've got a real connection.
- I'm sorry.

810
00:38:03,614 --> 00:38:06,515
I sort of feel like
I've really walked in on...

811
00:38:06,517 --> 00:38:09,585
You're not the first. It's been
like clapham junction station.

812
00:38:09,587 --> 00:38:13,789
Everyone coming and going.

813
00:38:14,190 --> 00:38:15,824
Oh, I see, right. Not...

814
00:38:15,826 --> 00:38:16,959
Yeah, ok. Um...

815
00:38:16,961 --> 00:38:18,894
What's wrong with him
with the therapy?

816
00:38:18,896 --> 00:38:22,865
Well, we're talking through
masturbation issues and stuff.

817
00:38:22,867 --> 00:38:26,902
He doesn't do it.
He just doesn't like doing it.

818
00:38:27,203 --> 00:38:30,572
<i>- You're upside down.
- That's better.</i>

819
00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:32,241
<i>- See me now?
- Oh, yeah.</i>

820
00:38:32,243 --> 00:38:33,609
<i>- Hi.
- Are you alright?</i>

821
00:38:33,611 --> 00:38:35,411
<i>- Yeah.
- Yeah.</i>

822
00:38:35,413 --> 00:38:36,378
<i>I've had a think,</i>

823
00:38:36,380 --> 00:38:38,480
<i>and I think what
might be the problem with you,</i>

824
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:44,586
<i>not that it's a problem,
is that you might be... gay.</i>

825
00:38:44,588 --> 00:38:47,122
<i>- Are you a gay?
- He's not a gay.</i>

826
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:50,359
I'm not... I'm not...
I'm not gay.

827
00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:52,261
What are you talking about?
I'm not gay.

828
00:38:52,263 --> 00:38:54,029
There's nothing wrong with it,
but I'm not.

829
00:38:54,031 --> 00:38:57,633
<i>- He just wanks too much.
- I do not wank too...</i>

830
00:38:57,635 --> 00:39:00,335
I don't wank at all.
Why am I telling you this?

831
00:39:00,337 --> 00:39:02,171
<i>- Never?
- I don't, no, so shush.</i>

832
00:39:02,173 --> 00:39:03,906
<i>- You never wank?
- No.</i>

833
00:39:03,908 --> 00:39:05,674
<i>That's what being young
is all about, wanking.</i>

834
00:39:05,676 --> 00:39:08,744
<i>You're in your 20s.
You've got to wank.</i>

835
00:39:08,746 --> 00:39:11,246
<i>Your father,
he wanks twice a day...</i>

836
00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:12,981
<i>- Don't wanna know.
- Always has.</i>

837
00:39:12,983 --> 00:39:15,317
Don't wanna know. Don't need
to know that information.

838
00:39:15,319 --> 00:39:17,686
Don't wanna see that.

839
00:39:17,688 --> 00:39:22,324
- You're a good dancer.
- Just a bit of shiffy, shiffy.

840
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:23,492
Progressing onto this now,

841
00:39:23,494 --> 00:39:25,427
which I haven't done
for quite a long time.

842
00:39:25,429 --> 00:39:27,863
I just usually would be
so embarrassed to do this.

843
00:39:27,865 --> 00:39:29,498
I'm gonna do a dip and a jump.

844
00:39:29,500 --> 00:39:31,433
- That's good.
- And a dip and a jump.

845
00:39:31,435 --> 00:39:33,769
Like this, like this,
like this.

846
00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,838
- Like that, like that.
- This is amazing.

847
00:39:35,840 --> 00:39:38,941
Like watching John Barrowman
or someone really amazing.

848
00:39:38,943 --> 00:39:41,176
Really?
I need a heart specialist.

849
00:39:41,178 --> 00:39:42,478
I can check your blood pressure,

850
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:45,914
but you seem to be
in very fine working condition.

851
00:39:45,916 --> 00:39:49,751
- Hip to hip.
- That feels like a dream.

852
00:39:49,753 --> 00:39:53,222
And you're the right shape
and height.

853
00:39:53,224 --> 00:39:58,494
- I just fit in here so nicely.
- It fits like a plug.

854
00:39:58,496 --> 00:40:01,129
It's just like
I've been here all of my life.

855
00:40:01,131 --> 00:40:03,098
- Like a flesh plug.
- Mm.

856
00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:07,102
- Yeah, you're so right.
- Mm, yeah.

857
00:40:10,740 --> 00:40:14,810
Why's he got a funnel?

858
00:40:14,812 --> 00:40:15,878
Oh.

859
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:19,348
It doesn't even work.

860
00:40:23,353 --> 00:40:25,020
<i>Oh, honey.</i>

861
00:40:51,714 --> 00:40:55,150
<i>I didn't want it
to turn out like this.</i>

862
00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,720
<i>There's plenty more fish
in the sea.</i>

863
00:41:00,523 --> 00:41:01,356
<i>Well...</i>

864
00:41:01,358 --> 00:41:03,625
- Alright, mate?
- Fuck.

865
00:41:03,627 --> 00:41:05,327
Fuck.

866
00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:08,397
- Someone had a good night.
- I wasn't... that wasn't...

867
00:41:08,399 --> 00:41:09,364
No, course you weren't.

868
00:41:09,366 --> 00:41:12,267
- I never thought that you were.
- Jesus Christ.

869
00:41:12,269 --> 00:41:13,201
- So...
- So...

870
00:41:13,203 --> 00:41:16,538
I mean, that's great
that you did that last night.

871
00:41:16,540 --> 00:41:19,641
It's fine if you needed
to whack it out and slap it.

872
00:41:19,643 --> 00:41:22,377
I didn't whack it out
and slap anything.

873
00:41:22,379 --> 00:41:23,512
I didn't. Jesus.

874
00:41:23,514 --> 00:41:27,149
Would it make you feel better
if I said I did it as well?

875
00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:30,452
- No. Yes. Did you?
- No.

876
00:41:30,454 --> 00:41:32,287
For fuck's sake.

877
00:41:33,823 --> 00:41:37,259
- What?
- So what happened, then?

878
00:41:39,696 --> 00:41:42,197
Simon came back
and they ended up together.

879
00:41:42,199 --> 00:41:44,800
What?! He just cock-blocked you?

880
00:41:44,802 --> 00:41:46,034
He didn't cock-block me.

881
00:41:46,036 --> 00:41:47,302
I just handed the cock to him

882
00:41:47,304 --> 00:41:49,271
and he ran with it,
so it was fine.

883
00:41:49,273 --> 00:41:52,608
Like a Baton.
Like you're on a relay team.

884
00:41:52,610 --> 00:41:53,609
- Yes.
- Go!

885
00:41:53,611 --> 00:41:57,746
My cock into his hand,
he ran with it and it was fine.

886
00:41:58,348 --> 00:42:00,248
- Ok, so...
- Yes?

887
00:42:00,250 --> 00:42:03,685
I guess you're wondering
why I'm here so early.

888
00:42:03,687 --> 00:42:04,753
I was gonna ask.

889
00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:06,021
- Drinking tea.
- Drinking tea.

890
00:42:06,023 --> 00:42:10,158
Well, it's because you are
all done with your dates.

891
00:42:10,160 --> 00:42:11,026
Oh.

892
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:14,663
So I've organized
something for you... for us.

893
00:42:15,131 --> 00:42:17,032
Ok.

894
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:19,101
Wha... what?

895
00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:22,237
It's a surprise.
It's a day. It's just a day.

896
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:24,640
- It's a day of fun.
- Ok.

897
00:42:26,009 --> 00:42:27,943
Ooh.

898
00:42:34,517 --> 00:42:37,419
Oh, look at this.

899
00:42:39,222 --> 00:42:41,490
This is amazing.

900
00:43:23,933 --> 00:43:25,701
Come on.

901
00:44:17,521 --> 00:44:21,223
Whoa. This is terrible.

902
00:44:24,494 --> 00:44:28,630
Let's have a little...
Oh, my god.

903
00:44:28,632 --> 00:44:32,400
- I like it, though.
- It's good.

904
00:44:32,402 --> 00:44:34,469
What was that about earlier?

905
00:44:34,471 --> 00:44:36,738
What was what about earlier?

906
00:44:36,740 --> 00:44:39,374
The text you got.

907
00:44:41,010 --> 00:44:43,745
From... what's-his-name.

908
00:44:43,747 --> 00:44:44,980
- From Gary.
- Yeah.

909
00:44:44,982 --> 00:44:48,250
It was nothing. He just said...
He was just asking how I was.

910
00:44:48,252 --> 00:44:53,421
I just thought you might be
a bit upset about it and...

911
00:44:53,423 --> 00:44:56,625
No, I'm having
a lovely old time.

912
00:45:02,331 --> 00:45:05,167
Dinner is served.

913
00:45:05,169 --> 00:45:06,768
- Wow.
- I've done Italian.

914
00:45:06,770 --> 00:45:08,870
I've done Italian pasta.

915
00:45:08,872 --> 00:45:10,739
It's very good for you.
Lines the stomach.

916
00:45:10,741 --> 00:45:13,708
- As my mum used to say to me.
- I'm very hungry.

917
00:45:13,710 --> 00:45:16,344
- So do pile it on.
- I will. One more?

918
00:45:16,346 --> 00:45:19,614
Yeah, just one more.
Just one more.

919
00:45:19,616 --> 00:45:22,484
I've got a confession.
I didn't make any dessert.

920
00:45:22,486 --> 00:45:25,287
So I thought we could just have
a smaller bit of pasta.

921
00:45:25,289 --> 00:45:26,788
- Great idea.
- As dessert?

922
00:45:26,790 --> 00:45:30,992
And then after that,
I was thinking that perhaps

923
00:45:30,994 --> 00:45:32,160
we could play a drinking game

924
00:45:32,162 --> 00:45:33,628
based on the twelve days
of Christmas.

925
00:45:33,630 --> 00:45:36,731
That's a really good idea.

926
00:45:40,803 --> 00:45:44,206
"Never have I had sex
in wales."

927
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,775
- Oh, cheers.
- Oh, cheers to that.

928
00:45:46,777 --> 00:45:48,009
I haven't got anything to drink.

929
00:45:48,011 --> 00:45:49,511
Can I have
a little bit of your wine?

930
00:45:49,513 --> 00:45:51,246
- Drink if you have or haven't?
- You have.

931
00:45:51,248 --> 00:45:54,449
Oh, so if you have
had sex in wales, you drink.

932
00:45:54,451 --> 00:45:56,351
- Down the hatchet.
- Cheers.

933
00:45:56,353 --> 00:45:58,086
Down the hatchet.

934
00:45:58,088 --> 00:45:59,721
I've had a couple of sips.

935
00:45:59,723 --> 00:46:01,957
"Never have I ever been in love

936
00:46:01,959 --> 00:46:05,627
with somebody
around this table."

937
00:46:06,596 --> 00:46:09,731
- Ok. So nobody is.
- I can't...

938
00:46:09,733 --> 00:46:12,167
No, but it's...

939
00:46:12,169 --> 00:46:14,336
God, I hope it's me.

940
00:46:14,338 --> 00:46:16,238
You'll never know.

941
00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:19,407
Secret Santa.
Why are you drinking?

942
00:46:19,409 --> 00:46:21,009
I was just having a drink.

943
00:46:21,011 --> 00:46:27,549
So I have never been evicted

944
00:46:27,551 --> 00:46:29,584
from my flat.

945
00:46:32,955 --> 00:46:35,190
Lots of people here
have never even had a flat.

946
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:38,894
Yeah, no, that's why
I've never actually, um...

947
00:46:38,896 --> 00:46:40,328
If you couldn't get evicted,

948
00:46:40,330 --> 00:46:44,566
it means you're doing
the right thing right from...

949
00:46:45,001 --> 00:46:49,537
I need the toilet.
Please excuse me.

950
00:46:49,772 --> 00:46:52,207
Do you think he's alright?

951
00:46:55,011 --> 00:46:57,779
Oh, look at this,
look at this, look at this!

952
00:46:57,781 --> 00:47:00,649
All of the uk,
we'll get that done first.

953
00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,117
- Ok.
- Before we go abroad.

954
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:03,652
And then where do we go
from there?

955
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:05,387
Cos I want to go to Ireland
as well.

956
00:47:05,389 --> 00:47:07,522
Do you wanna buy a phone?

957
00:47:07,524 --> 00:47:09,324
- Do you like it?
- Do you wanna buy a phone?

958
00:47:09,326 --> 00:47:12,427
Is that what they do in Ireland?
Well, we're all prepared.

959
00:47:12,429 --> 00:47:17,632
Scottish. Sit down now, poppet.

960
00:47:17,634 --> 00:47:19,701
- Oh, it's scary.
- I know.

961
00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:21,670
You're like a dominant wife.

962
00:47:21,938 --> 00:47:23,004
So it's a roll and a...

963
00:47:23,006 --> 00:47:24,205
A roll and a pop.

964
00:47:24,207 --> 00:47:25,874
Oh, no.

965
00:47:25,876 --> 00:47:27,709
- Mine's gone awol.
- A roll and a pop.

966
00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:31,246
- Roll and pop. Roll and pop.
- It's all in the roll and pop.

967
00:47:31,248 --> 00:47:34,015
- It's all in the roll and pop.
- Ah!

968
00:47:34,017 --> 00:47:35,216
- See?
- Ah!

969
00:47:35,218 --> 00:47:36,084
Hours.

970
00:47:39,723 --> 00:47:44,092
Right, competition,
who can peel it quicker. Go.

971
00:47:46,562 --> 00:47:48,797
Does it have to be in one piece?

972
00:47:48,799 --> 00:47:50,065
Ideally.

973
00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:52,968
Oh. My end fell off.

974
00:47:52,970 --> 00:47:55,003
Done.

975
00:48:03,013 --> 00:48:04,412
We should do
a Christmas movie night.

976
00:48:04,414 --> 00:48:06,247
Oh, my god. Marathon night.
I'd love that.

977
00:48:06,249 --> 00:48:08,616
- Just get loads of food and...
- Pick three.

978
00:48:08,618 --> 00:48:10,385
Now? Oh, my god. That's so hard.

979
00:48:10,387 --> 00:48:12,754
<i>Well, no, no. We've already
got karate kid, one.</i>

980
00:48:12,756 --> 00:48:15,457
<i>- Deffos home alone.
- Home alone.</i>

981
00:48:15,459 --> 00:48:17,258
<i>- You pick the last one.
- Weird science.</i>

982
00:48:17,260 --> 00:48:20,128
- Oh, good shout.
- Ker-ching!

983
00:48:20,130 --> 00:48:21,629
Bang.

984
00:48:25,801 --> 00:48:28,269
I'll put some music on.

985
00:48:28,271 --> 00:48:31,439
Come on,
I'll show you something.

986
00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:32,407
Come on.

987
00:48:32,409 --> 00:48:35,443
- What are you gonna show me?
- I'm gonna show you something.

988
00:48:35,445 --> 00:48:39,114
Swear never to tell anyone.
This is very sacred.

989
00:48:39,116 --> 00:48:40,281
- Ready?
- Yeah.

990
00:48:40,283 --> 00:48:41,816
Follow me.

991
00:48:41,818 --> 00:48:46,054
This is my room.

992
00:48:46,255 --> 00:48:48,323
Oh, my god.

993
00:50:04,968 --> 00:50:06,601
- You're amazing.
- I'm not.

994
00:50:06,603 --> 00:50:10,205
Yes, you are.

995
00:50:10,207 --> 00:50:11,072
Just kind of...

996
00:50:11,074 --> 00:50:14,742
You're so much better
than you think you are.

997
00:50:16,745 --> 00:50:18,947
Promise me that
you'll do something with these.

998
00:50:18,949 --> 00:50:21,883
You have to put them out there.
This is you. I can see this.

999
00:50:21,885 --> 00:50:23,618
You light up. Yeah?

1000
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:28,423
You've done it now. That's it.
We're gonna do this.

1001
00:50:32,529 --> 00:50:34,329
<i>Take some deep breaths. Go...</i>

1002
00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:37,365
Through the nose...

1003
00:50:37,367 --> 00:50:39,434
Out through the mouth.

1004
00:50:43,440 --> 00:50:45,673
- Ho-da.
- Ha-zah!

1005
00:50:45,675 --> 00:50:48,343
- Hoy.
- Hoy.

1006
00:50:50,180 --> 00:50:50,680
Banzai!

1007
00:51:02,392 --> 00:51:05,860
- No!
- I won it!

1008
00:51:06,428 --> 00:51:07,962
Banzai.

1009
00:51:07,964 --> 00:51:09,030
Banzai.

1010
00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:13,468
Well done.
Well done, DanielSan.

1011
00:52:05,554 --> 00:52:08,923
No.

1012
00:52:13,562 --> 00:52:16,331
Hi. Hi. Alright?

1013
00:52:16,333 --> 00:52:17,865
I'm sorry. Noel.

1014
00:52:17,867 --> 00:52:19,901
- Gwen.
- Gwen. I know who you are.

1015
00:52:19,903 --> 00:52:21,603
- You're amazing.
- Oh, thank you.

1016
00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:24,105
I just wanted to...
I've got some beer.

1017
00:52:24,107 --> 00:52:26,441
- Yeah, I'd love a beer.
- Sorry. I had a little bit.

1018
00:52:26,443 --> 00:52:28,710
- That's alright. Cheers.
- Cheers.

1019
00:52:28,712 --> 00:52:31,479
- How you doing? Alright?
- Yeah, good.

1020
00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:33,281
- Good. You having a good night?
- Yeah.

1021
00:52:33,283 --> 00:52:37,385
Wicked. Who are you...
Who are you here with?

1022
00:52:37,387 --> 00:52:41,356
Um, I'm with my mate, Noel.

1023
00:52:41,358 --> 00:52:42,557
I quite like electronica stuff.

1024
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:44,192
Some of the new
James Blake stuff's amazing.

1025
00:52:44,194 --> 00:52:48,596
But I really like... I'm quite
into old Neil young records.

1026
00:52:48,598 --> 00:52:49,564
Yeah, I love Neil young.

1027
00:52:49,566 --> 00:52:51,566
Elliott Smith
and those sort of...

1028
00:52:51,568 --> 00:52:55,670
- Boyfriend, then, is it?
- Um, no. He's not, no, no, no.

1029
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:59,207
- He's not my boyfriend.
- Oh, that's good. That's good.

1030
00:52:59,209 --> 00:53:03,311
Sorry. Yeah,
how did it start for you?

1031
00:53:03,313 --> 00:53:04,779
Cos I find the hardest bit is

1032
00:53:04,781 --> 00:53:07,382
I can't ever
finish a song properly.

1033
00:53:07,384 --> 00:53:09,817
And then once I do think
I've finished,

1034
00:53:09,819 --> 00:53:12,954
I just can't stop...
Messing with it.

1035
00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:16,257
Yeah. You've just gotta
learn, really, when to stop.

1036
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,192
Yeah. Sorry. I'm gonna...

1037
00:53:18,194 --> 00:53:21,529
I'll be... one sec.
One second. Sorry.

1038
00:53:22,264 --> 00:53:23,264
- Ok?
- Yeah.

1039
00:53:23,266 --> 00:53:25,867
- Yeah.
- This... Noel, this is...

1040
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:27,435
- Sorry.
- Ryan. Ryan.

1041
00:53:27,437 --> 00:53:29,871
- Nice to meet you. Alright?
- Yeah, cool, mate.

1042
00:53:29,873 --> 00:53:34,942
Good. Listen, I'm gonna
go and have a... bit of a toot.

1043
00:53:34,944 --> 00:53:36,477
Do you... are you a bit partial?

1044
00:53:36,479 --> 00:53:38,746
- No, no.
- No, I'm not into it, mate.

1045
00:53:38,748 --> 00:53:39,814
- Are you sure?
- Go.

1046
00:53:39,816 --> 00:53:41,516
Come and put one
up in the air, yeah?

1047
00:53:41,518 --> 00:53:44,485
I'll meet you outside in a sec.

1048
00:53:44,487 --> 00:53:46,187
Go and have
a little one in the air.

1049
00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:48,189
- I'm probably gonna kiss her.
- What?

1050
00:53:48,191 --> 00:53:51,793
I'm just chatting about music
with Gwen and it's...

1051
00:53:51,795 --> 00:53:53,094
- Honestly.
- Fine, fine.

1052
00:53:53,096 --> 00:53:55,129
- Are you coming?
- Yeah, yeah.

1053
00:53:55,131 --> 00:53:56,531
- Honest...
- Sorry to interrupt.

1054
00:53:56,533 --> 00:53:58,499
- Are you serious?
- Serious about what?

1055
00:53:58,501 --> 00:53:59,667
Me going outside with that guy?

1056
00:53:59,669 --> 00:54:02,403
No. Go and have a big high one
or whatever he was saying.

1057
00:54:02,405 --> 00:54:04,405
- Honestly.
- What has happened to you?

1058
00:54:04,407 --> 00:54:06,641
Look, if you wanna
do that with him,

1059
00:54:06,643 --> 00:54:10,078
I'll do that with Gwen,
so it's fine.

1060
00:54:10,080 --> 00:54:13,014
- We're not a thing.
- No, we're not a thing.

1061
00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:14,615
- No, we're not a thing.
- Great.

1062
00:54:14,617 --> 00:54:15,817
You made that very clear.

1063
00:54:15,819 --> 00:54:16,918
You made it clear.

1064
00:54:16,920 --> 00:54:17,919
Yeah, you made it clear.

1065
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:20,488
Have a good one. Peace.

1066
00:54:20,490 --> 00:54:22,423
Get a therapist.

1067
00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:28,096
Anyway, the coolest thing is
when you think...

1068
00:54:28,597 --> 00:54:30,231
Oh. Sorry.

1069
00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:31,933
- Oh, alright, babes?
- Alright?

1070
00:54:31,935 --> 00:54:35,303
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We were just
gonna go back to the Van and...

1071
00:54:35,305 --> 00:54:38,272
Are you...
Did you want in on this?

1072
00:54:38,274 --> 00:54:39,574
- No, I'm alright.
- Sure?

1073
00:54:39,576 --> 00:54:43,945
- I like your hair.
- Have a good night.

1074
00:55:00,229 --> 00:55:04,565
Any feedback from your highness
would be absolutely appreciated.

1075
00:55:04,567 --> 00:55:07,969
- It'd be my pleasure, mate.
- Oh, my god. Thank you.

1076
00:55:07,971 --> 00:55:10,738
- Can I get you another drink?
- Yes, I'd love one.

1077
00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,340
I'll get you a fresh one
this time.

1078
00:55:12,342 --> 00:55:15,610
Thank you.
Do you wanna take this one?

1079
00:55:21,116 --> 00:55:23,951
Back to the Van, yeah?

1080
00:55:25,621 --> 00:55:27,488
Cherie!

1081
00:55:29,725 --> 00:55:31,159
Cherie!

1082
00:55:31,827 --> 00:55:34,896
Cherie! Cherie!

1083
00:55:38,934 --> 00:55:42,203
Cherie, please. Cherie.

1084
00:55:43,539 --> 00:55:45,406
Cherie!

1085
00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,904
- Happy Christmas!
- It's my satsumas!

1086
00:56:16,906 --> 00:56:19,974
- Hey! Hey! Happy Christmas.
- Up you get. Up you get.

1087
00:56:19,976 --> 00:56:22,743
How you feeling? You were
in a funny state, weren't you?

1088
00:56:22,745 --> 00:56:26,347
- Hello. Happy Christmas.
- Happy Christmas.

1089
00:56:26,349 --> 00:56:29,250
We have got an entire day
planned for you.

1090
00:56:29,252 --> 00:56:32,086
Everything's happening.
The Robin has landed.

1091
00:56:32,088 --> 00:56:33,689
And he's given us
a list of instructions.

1092
00:56:33,690 --> 00:56:37,358
Yes, and he bought me
a pass to stay up all night

1093
00:56:37,360 --> 00:56:38,526
and write the quiz.

1094
00:56:38,528 --> 00:56:41,062
We'll be making the dinner
whilst you're swimming.

1095
00:56:41,064 --> 00:56:43,698
Um, then the quiz.
Have I missed anything?

1096
00:56:51,140 --> 00:56:54,442
- Happy Christmas.
- Morning.

1097
00:56:54,444 --> 00:56:56,244
Happy Christmas.

1098
00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,746
Why have you got
your trousers down? No.

1099
00:56:58,748 --> 00:57:01,983
- Mate. Jesus.
- I've got to go.

1100
00:57:01,985 --> 00:57:03,150
What are we doing today, then?

1101
00:57:03,152 --> 00:57:06,053
Are we texting the girls back?

1102
00:57:06,055 --> 00:57:07,355
No.

1103
00:57:07,357 --> 00:57:10,124
Come on, mate.
It's Christmas morning.

1104
00:57:10,126 --> 00:57:11,993
I'm not...

1105
00:57:11,995 --> 00:57:13,027
What? Come on.

1106
00:57:13,029 --> 00:57:16,030
Can you just open the window
a little bit?

1107
00:57:17,933 --> 00:57:19,734
We'll air it out.

1108
00:57:19,736 --> 00:57:22,737
We've gotta get in touch
with them, mate, asap, mate.

1109
00:57:22,739 --> 00:57:25,840
- Get down to the swim.
- I'm not going.

1110
00:57:25,842 --> 00:57:28,309
- I'm not...
- Mate, mate, come on.

1111
00:57:28,311 --> 00:57:30,311
- Mate...
- I'm not...

1112
00:57:30,313 --> 00:57:32,780
Mate, look at me.

1113
00:57:32,782 --> 00:57:35,216
Free mugs.
You'll get a free mug.

1114
00:57:35,218 --> 00:57:36,918
If I go,
you can pull your pants up.

1115
00:57:36,920 --> 00:57:42,657
- You get a free mug.
- It's too early for this.

1116
00:57:46,728 --> 00:57:48,529
Have you spoken to cherry...

1117
00:57:48,531 --> 00:57:49,697
- Cherie.
- What?

1118
00:57:49,699 --> 00:57:52,800
- Cherie. Her name's Cherie.
- I don't know if it is, mate.

1119
00:57:52,802 --> 00:57:56,103
It's Spelt Cherry.

1120
00:57:56,105 --> 00:57:58,739
It's Cherie.

1121
00:57:58,741 --> 00:58:01,609
We'll agree to disagree.

1122
00:58:07,282 --> 00:58:10,151
Shouldn't we be in fancy dress?

1123
00:58:12,589 --> 00:58:14,422
Shall we just go to the pub?

1124
00:58:14,424 --> 00:58:20,328
Pub? Well, I didn't wanna
say anything, but I can't swim.

1125
00:58:22,397 --> 00:58:26,701
Because there's one
and it's like... like a panda,

1126
00:58:26,703 --> 00:58:28,603
but it looks like it's having...

1127
00:58:28,605 --> 00:58:31,739
- You are here.
- Oi, what are you doing?

1128
00:58:31,741 --> 00:58:33,407
Why weren't you
at the Christmas swim?

1129
00:58:33,409 --> 00:58:36,477
- Can't swim, no costume.
- No cozzie?

1130
00:58:36,479 --> 00:58:37,912
- No cozzie.
- Rookie's mistake.

1131
00:58:37,914 --> 00:58:40,815
- I know. It was chilly...
- I wanted to go.

1132
00:58:40,817 --> 00:58:42,950
Are we still doing
the Carol singing?

1133
00:58:42,952 --> 00:58:45,486
- Yeah.
- We'll get one more half in.

1134
00:58:45,488 --> 00:58:48,889
No. We've got to get back
and have dinner.

1135
00:58:48,891 --> 00:58:52,560
Whoa. We've been spoken to.

1136
00:58:52,562 --> 00:58:53,794
Yeah.

1137
00:58:53,796 --> 00:58:55,062
Nice.

1138
00:58:55,064 --> 00:59:00,167
- Lovely.
- Ok. Well, after you.

1139
00:59:00,902 --> 00:59:03,037
It's nice, isn't it?

1140
00:59:03,039 --> 00:59:05,806
Come on, Chérie.

1141
00:59:10,045 --> 00:59:11,278
<i>Scooch in a little bit.</i>

1142
00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:15,516
You can go this way.
You can stay there.

1143
00:59:15,518 --> 00:59:18,419
Actually, you two can switch.

1144
00:59:20,355 --> 00:59:22,089
Ready?

1145
00:59:25,528 --> 00:59:26,861
We don't even know
what we're singing.

1146
00:59:26,863 --> 00:59:29,397
<i>- We wish you a merry Christmas.
- You need to tell us.</i>

1147
00:59:29,399 --> 00:59:30,731
<i>We wish you a merry Christmas.</i>

1148
00:59:30,733 --> 00:59:33,267
If you were listening,
I said it.

1149
00:59:33,269 --> 00:59:34,168
Ready? Three...

1150
00:59:35,705 --> 00:59:38,639
What was that?
You count down. Three...

1151
00:59:38,641 --> 00:59:40,841
But you don't count down.
Where's the two and one?

1152
00:59:40,843 --> 00:59:42,810
You don't say the two
and the one because it's quiet

1153
00:59:42,812 --> 00:59:46,147
because otherwise
the one and the two overlap.

1154
00:59:46,149 --> 00:59:46,881
Alright.

1155
01:00:00,663 --> 01:00:03,397
I'm really sorry.
It's not "king". It's "kin".

1156
01:00:03,399 --> 01:00:06,067
- It should be "king".
- K-i-n. It's kin, family.

1157
01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:07,968
Good tidings we bring
to you and your kin.

1158
01:00:07,970 --> 01:00:10,504
- I thought Jesus was the king.
- He was king of the Jews.

1159
01:00:10,506 --> 01:00:13,474
And king of kings. But we're
talking about your family, kin.

1160
01:00:22,852 --> 01:00:24,785
Um...

1161
01:00:31,693 --> 01:00:35,096
They've been through something
and we ought to leave them be.

1162
01:00:35,098 --> 01:00:38,499
I completely understand they
need to speak to each other.

1163
01:00:38,501 --> 01:00:40,768
But maybe if we just edge them
somewhere else,

1164
01:00:40,770 --> 01:00:43,104
I can get on with the dinner.

1165
01:00:50,278 --> 01:00:51,779
I promise you,
just five minutes.

1166
01:00:51,781 --> 01:00:54,014
If we interrupt,
it's gonna break the flow

1167
01:00:54,016 --> 01:00:55,649
and I just think
he needs the time.

1168
01:00:55,651 --> 01:00:57,485
It's my job,
like yours was the quiz.

1169
01:00:57,487 --> 01:00:59,286
- I know.
- I want to make the dinner.

1170
01:00:59,288 --> 01:01:01,522
You will make the dinner.
A beautiful dinner.

1171
01:01:01,524 --> 01:01:04,558
Why can't they talk
somewhere else?

1172
01:02:10,760 --> 01:02:15,696
Check out that one.

1173
01:02:45,694 --> 01:02:49,930
- Hey.
- What are you doing here?

1174
01:02:50,999 --> 01:02:53,033
- What are you doing here?
- What am I...

1175
01:02:53,035 --> 01:02:55,469
The door was open
and I let myself in. Is that ok?

1176
01:02:55,471 --> 01:02:57,771
Gary. Gary. Gary.

1177
01:02:57,773 --> 01:03:01,308
It's Gary. It's Gary.

1178
01:03:01,977 --> 01:03:03,177
No, it's not ok.

1179
01:03:03,179 --> 01:03:04,545
How did you know I was here?

1180
01:03:04,547 --> 01:03:06,013
Well, it's Christmas.

1181
01:03:06,015 --> 01:03:08,415
Magic things happen.

1182
01:03:08,417 --> 01:03:10,885
I called your mum.

1183
01:03:11,186 --> 01:03:13,220
I've been worried sick
and I've been...

1184
01:03:13,222 --> 01:03:14,622
What do you mean, worried sick?

1185
01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:15,890
I just haven't heard from you.

1186
01:03:15,892 --> 01:03:20,261
Yeah, cos I told you
that I needed some space.

1187
01:03:20,762 --> 01:03:26,400
I got you Christmas flowers.
Um...

1188
01:03:28,637 --> 01:03:30,204
Alright, I've been a dick,
haven't I?

1189
01:03:30,206 --> 01:03:32,339
Yes, you have been
a real massive dick.

1190
01:03:32,341 --> 01:03:34,441
- Yeah.
- You checked out completely.

1191
01:03:34,443 --> 01:03:36,377
I feel like I've been on my own
for the last year.

1192
01:03:36,379 --> 01:03:42,816
Yeah, yeah. I realize that.
I'll try and be... better.

1193
01:03:42,818 --> 01:03:44,985
Let's just try
Christmas day together.

1194
01:03:44,987 --> 01:03:47,554
I'm in a hotel.
It looks out over the sea.

1195
01:03:47,556 --> 01:03:50,224
It's lovely. I'm booked there
till new year's.

1196
01:03:50,226 --> 01:03:53,627
We can go back to London
new year's Eve.

1197
01:03:53,629 --> 01:03:55,729
- I'm so sorry.
- Hi.

1198
01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:57,698
Hi. I'm Simon.
I'm Noel's therapist.

1199
01:03:57,700 --> 01:04:00,567
- Simon, hi.
- It's lovely to meet you.

1200
01:04:00,569 --> 01:04:03,337
- We were... uh...
- Sorry, I'm Gary.

1201
01:04:03,339 --> 01:04:07,274
- Gary. Gary Greene.
- You really look very familiar.

1202
01:04:07,276 --> 01:04:08,375
Gary Greene...

1203
01:04:08,377 --> 01:04:10,978
<i>Do you ever watch a show
called the boroughs?</i>

1204
01:04:10,980 --> 01:04:13,414
<i>The boroughs... The boroughs...</i>

1205
01:04:13,416 --> 01:04:15,883
- Steve.
- St... Yes, of course.

1206
01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:18,819
- Oi, you two, shut it.
- Yes, yes. Yes!

1207
01:04:18,821 --> 01:04:20,387
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, Steve.
- Steve.

1208
01:04:20,389 --> 01:04:21,722
Steve, of course.
That's amazing.

1209
01:04:21,724 --> 01:04:23,290
People don't often
realize it's...

1210
01:04:23,292 --> 01:04:25,926
I put it on.
I'm not really a cockney.

1211
01:04:25,928 --> 01:04:29,063
I would be remiss if I didn't
ask you to stay for dinner.

1212
01:04:29,065 --> 01:04:31,665
We've made so much food
and it's Christmas day.

1213
01:04:31,667 --> 01:04:33,667
Simon.
I've got no plans. I just...

1214
01:04:33,669 --> 01:04:37,604
I just wanted to see Cherie.
I mean, I can... I can stay.

1215
01:04:37,606 --> 01:04:39,974
There's loads of room.
Potatoes galore.

1216
01:04:39,976 --> 01:04:42,276
- Oh, fantastic.
- And some Turkey.

1217
01:04:42,278 --> 01:04:45,012
- Great. Let's go.
- No, absolutely, yeah.

1218
01:04:45,014 --> 01:04:48,215
- Come on, come on, let's go.
- Join in.

1219
01:04:48,217 --> 01:04:50,384
- Hello, gang.
- Hey.

1220
01:04:50,386 --> 01:04:52,886
- Hey, hey. I'm Gary. I'm Gary.
- This is Gary.

1221
01:04:52,888 --> 01:04:54,621
<i>He's in the boroughs.
He plays...</i>

1222
01:04:54,623 --> 01:04:56,924
Oh! I got it, I got it.

1223
01:05:01,463 --> 01:05:03,430
That is something to behold.

1224
01:05:03,432 --> 01:05:06,233
Perfectly cooked.
Well done, Laura.

1225
01:05:06,235 --> 01:05:08,335
It's a big 'un this year.

1226
01:05:08,337 --> 01:05:10,371
Absolutely amazing.

1227
01:05:10,373 --> 01:05:12,906
- Cheers.
- Let me clink glasses with you.

1228
01:05:12,908 --> 01:05:14,942
- Cheers, Gary. Cheers.
- Oh, cheers.

1229
01:05:14,944 --> 01:05:17,011
You're nothing
like your character at all.

1230
01:05:17,013 --> 01:05:20,114
Well, you know, you know,
that's acting, that's acting.

1231
01:05:20,116 --> 01:05:22,082
You're really good
at that, though.

1232
01:05:22,084 --> 01:05:24,518
Will you do the voice?
Please do the voice.

1233
01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:25,886
Merry Christmas.

1234
01:05:25,888 --> 01:05:28,922
Yeah? Yeah, merry Christmas.

1235
01:05:28,924 --> 01:05:31,658
Who wants some sprouts?

1236
01:05:31,660 --> 01:05:35,229
See, I can just kind of
turn it on, you know.

1237
01:05:35,231 --> 01:05:38,165
Turkey time.
Yes. Come on, come on.

1238
01:05:38,167 --> 01:05:39,800
- Right, then.
- Is that a Turkey?

1239
01:05:39,802 --> 01:05:43,604
Let me... it's a very, very
little baby Turkey.

1240
01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,073
What am I doing?
You should be doing this.

1241
01:05:46,075 --> 01:05:47,875
- No, no.
- Gary, come on, please.

1242
01:05:47,877 --> 01:05:49,910
- It's your honor.
- It's fine, I'll do it.

1243
01:05:49,912 --> 01:05:53,647
- Well, no, I mean, I can do it.
- I'll do it. It's fine.

1244
01:05:53,649 --> 01:05:57,317
- Oh, no.
- No, no. Really? Really?

1245
01:05:57,319 --> 01:06:00,621
- No, you're...
- Split it in seven.

1246
01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:02,956
- Even bits.
- Oh...

1247
01:06:02,958 --> 01:06:05,225
- There you go, mate.
- Noel.

1248
01:06:05,227 --> 01:06:07,061
What? What bit do you want? Leg?

1249
01:06:07,063 --> 01:06:09,730
- I do like legs, yes.
- What do you want?

1250
01:06:09,732 --> 01:06:14,768
No. It's still got the string on
that you bind it together.

1251
01:06:14,770 --> 01:06:18,338
You've done a good job there.
There's no waste now.

1252
01:06:18,340 --> 01:06:21,875
No, I'm alright.
I don't need any more than that.

1253
01:06:21,877 --> 01:06:22,676
Right, ok...

1254
01:06:22,678 --> 01:06:24,611
That's worked out
surprising well.

1255
01:06:24,613 --> 01:06:27,314
- Thank you, Noel. Thank you.
- Thank you.

1256
01:06:27,316 --> 01:06:28,982
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

1257
01:06:28,984 --> 01:06:32,920
Aren't you hungry?
We only met three days ago.

1258
01:06:32,922 --> 01:06:34,755
No. I thought
you'd been together for ages.

1259
01:06:34,757 --> 01:06:36,690
What about you two?
How did you two meet?

1260
01:06:36,692 --> 01:06:38,859
How did we meet?
It was drama school, wasn't it?

1261
01:06:38,861 --> 01:06:42,162
- Yeah, we trained together.
- Yeah. We trained together.

1262
01:06:42,164 --> 01:06:46,200
For three years and
then we both got a job together.

1263
01:06:46,202 --> 01:06:49,369
It was just a fringe play.
You know what fringe theatre is?

1264
01:06:49,371 --> 01:06:52,639
You don't get paid.
It was above a pub.

1265
01:06:52,641 --> 01:06:57,311
And it was real... and we just
had a laugh every night.

1266
01:06:59,414 --> 01:07:01,882
Right, pens for you.

1267
01:07:01,884 --> 01:07:05,486
- Pens for you and pens for you.
- Thank you.

1268
01:07:05,488 --> 01:07:08,522
Right, then,
Simon's Christmas bonanza!

1269
01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:10,190
- You can do the writing.
- Alright, ok.

1270
01:07:10,192 --> 01:07:13,260
Thank you for doing this.
We are incredibly grateful.

1271
01:07:13,262 --> 01:07:15,095
I was up till
three in the morning doing this.

1272
01:07:15,097 --> 01:07:18,632
So I hope you enjoy. Alright,
then, here's question one.

1273
01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:19,666
Happy Christmas.

1274
01:07:19,668 --> 01:07:22,302
In what country,
the world's seventh largest

1275
01:07:22,304 --> 01:07:28,375
<i>by geographical area,
is Christmas known as bada din?</i>

1276
01:07:28,377 --> 01:07:29,743
- Yep, ok.
- Easy, mate.

1277
01:07:29,745 --> 01:07:31,812
Do we write these down
or say them out loud?

1278
01:07:31,814 --> 01:07:35,215
- It's not Norway.
- Move on.

1279
01:07:35,217 --> 01:07:36,884
Yeah, put that.
It's gotta be that.

1280
01:07:36,886 --> 01:07:39,553
- It's not Norway.
- Question number two.

1281
01:07:39,555 --> 01:07:43,090
Which famous Christmas movie
is this a quote from?

1282
01:07:43,092 --> 01:07:45,826
"Bless this
highly nutritious microwaveable

1283
01:07:45,828 --> 01:07:49,696
macaroni and cheese dinner and
the people who sold it on sale."

1284
01:07:49,698 --> 01:07:51,131
- Easy.
- "Amen."

1285
01:07:51,133 --> 01:07:54,234
- Easy.
- You know what that is?

1286
01:07:54,236 --> 01:07:58,038
We're effing this, mate.
We are effing it.

1287
01:08:05,780 --> 01:08:09,383
- What's going on?
- What's going on? Oh...

1288
01:08:09,385 --> 01:08:12,019
It's not my fault
that he's here.

1289
01:08:12,021 --> 01:08:13,086
Seriously? Honestly?

1290
01:08:13,088 --> 01:08:17,791
Cherie, I saw you get
into the Van with another guy.

1291
01:08:17,793 --> 01:08:20,260
- I saw...
- What Van?

1292
01:08:20,262 --> 01:08:23,430
Please, Cherie!
Please can I just talk to you?

1293
01:08:23,831 --> 01:08:25,199
Cherie...

1294
01:08:25,201 --> 01:08:27,000
I never went off
with the guy in the Van.

1295
01:08:27,002 --> 01:08:30,103
- I saw you get in the Van.
- No, I didn't.

1296
01:08:30,105 --> 01:08:31,772
- You're lying to me.
- Elaborate on the Van.

1297
01:08:31,774 --> 01:08:34,541
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm talking
about you, not to you!

1298
01:08:34,543 --> 01:08:37,611
- Can you just give us a...
- Take a break.

1299
01:08:37,613 --> 01:08:40,781
Are you alright?

1300
01:08:41,416 --> 01:08:43,350
He's a bit tense.

1301
01:09:00,401 --> 01:09:03,570
Oh, I've eaten
a lot of after eights.

1302
01:09:03,572 --> 01:09:06,240
- Oh.
- Got an after eight baby.

1303
01:09:06,242 --> 01:09:08,342
Yeah. Oh, god, yeah.

1304
01:09:12,447 --> 01:09:14,815
Nice to see ya.

1305
01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:16,883
Thanks for letting me
have Christmas day

1306
01:09:16,885 --> 01:09:19,319
with you and your...
Mental friends.

1307
01:09:19,321 --> 01:09:22,422
- They're nice. They're nice.
- Yeah, they're lovely.

1308
01:09:22,424 --> 01:09:25,025
- Mad lovely.
- They are nice.

1309
01:09:25,293 --> 01:09:31,198
So...
I have got a room in a hotel.

1310
01:09:31,933 --> 01:09:36,770
It's nice. It's not too big,
but it's... it's ok.

1311
01:09:37,038 --> 01:09:39,840
You're used to big,
swanky hotel rooms now.

1312
01:09:39,842 --> 01:09:44,978
Yeah, well, you know...
It's not as sweet.

1313
01:09:46,347 --> 01:09:47,848
Come on.

1314
01:09:48,816 --> 01:09:51,985
I think it's time to go,
don't you?

1315
01:11:19,374 --> 01:11:22,175
<i>Just let it out.</i>

1316
01:11:22,177 --> 01:11:23,443
Say what you've gotta say.

1317
01:11:23,445 --> 01:11:26,012
Well, I guess I have spent

1318
01:11:26,014 --> 01:11:29,716
the last three years of my life
being terrified.

1319
01:11:29,718 --> 01:11:34,054
- Three years.
- Just paralyzed by fear.

1320
01:11:34,056 --> 01:11:34,855
Fear.

1321
01:11:34,857 --> 01:11:36,289
I feel pressured by my parents

1322
01:11:36,291 --> 01:11:39,626
to always live up
to some kind of expectation.

1323
01:11:39,628 --> 01:11:43,163
Parents. Let me stop you there.

1324
01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:46,700
Three years, fear, parents.

1325
01:11:47,769 --> 01:11:51,738
- That's what I said.
- That's what it is.

1326
01:11:52,273 --> 01:11:55,909
But then I have met Cherie.

1327
01:11:55,911 --> 01:11:58,044
She's a good person.

1328
01:11:58,046 --> 01:11:59,646
She changed everything.

1329
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:03,583
She's just a better person.
She makes me a better person.

1330
01:12:03,585 --> 01:12:06,787
- Yeah.
- And...

1331
01:12:07,021 --> 01:12:11,124
- I think I'm in love with her.
- At last.

1332
01:12:11,126 --> 01:12:15,395
To think that she might even
feel the same back, I just...

1333
01:12:15,397 --> 01:12:16,363
Oh, god.

1334
01:12:16,365 --> 01:12:18,498
The only way you're ever
gonna find out

1335
01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:19,666
is by doing something about it.

1336
01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:24,638
And last night was not
how you go about these things.

1337
01:12:24,640 --> 01:12:25,405
I've ruined it.

1338
01:12:25,407 --> 01:12:26,606
All you need to do

1339
01:12:26,608 --> 01:12:29,309
is get to the hotel
and tell her how you feel.

1340
01:12:29,311 --> 01:12:32,913
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait. What
do you mean, hotel? What hotel?

1341
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:35,282
She's gone to that hotel
with that oaf Gary.

1342
01:12:35,284 --> 01:12:36,750
And she's there
for the next week.

1343
01:12:36,752 --> 01:12:39,119
And if you don't do something
now, you're never going to.

1344
01:12:39,121 --> 01:12:42,355
Now's your chance. You need to
find the hero inside yourself.

1345
01:12:42,357 --> 01:12:44,491
You need to climb
inside that hero

1346
01:12:44,493 --> 01:12:47,461
and then you need
to let that hero free.

1347
01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:49,095
Go, Noel, go.

1348
01:12:49,097 --> 01:12:51,465
- There's no time to waste.
- Thank you.

1349
01:13:10,052 --> 01:13:11,251
<i>How...</i>

1350
01:13:11,253 --> 01:13:12,452
How could you do this to me?

1351
01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:14,855
- How could you do this to me?
- Want me to help you run them?

1352
01:13:14,857 --> 01:13:19,192
No, it's fine. I think
I'm kind of better on my own.

1353
01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,695
What? No, no, no.

1354
01:13:21,697 --> 01:13:23,930
Three noes,
honestly, three noes.

1355
01:13:23,932 --> 01:13:25,565
They've put "no, no, no".

1356
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:28,235
Who says that? No, no, no.

1357
01:13:28,237 --> 01:13:29,936
I'm not gonna make that work.

1358
01:13:29,938 --> 01:13:31,338
What do you take me for? A mug?

1359
01:13:31,340 --> 01:13:34,941
What do you take me for? A mug?
What do you...

1360
01:13:34,943 --> 01:13:38,378
What d'you take me for? A mug?

1361
01:13:38,380 --> 01:13:40,747
These scripts are just getting
worse and worse.

1362
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:43,750
You say to them, you say,
"Steve wouldn't say that."

1363
01:13:43,752 --> 01:13:45,852
But they don't listen to you,
you know.

1364
01:13:45,854 --> 01:13:48,288
You end up,
they get these writers in

1365
01:13:48,290 --> 01:13:50,790
who are just, you know,
they're in for a week,

1366
01:13:50,792 --> 01:13:53,360
they don't know the back story
of the character

1367
01:13:53,362 --> 01:13:57,130
and I have to say lines like,
"what d'you take me for? A mug?"

1368
01:14:15,716 --> 01:14:17,751
<i>Do you honestly
expect me to believe</i>

1369
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:19,319
you didn't know
anything about the fire?

1370
01:14:19,321 --> 01:14:24,190
- Oh, Christ.
- I've started writing music.

1371
01:14:24,692 --> 01:14:26,560
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1372
01:14:26,562 --> 01:14:29,996
And I like it.
I think I'm quite good at it.

1373
01:14:29,998 --> 01:14:36,269
What d'you expect me to do?
What d'you expect me to do?

1374
01:14:42,844 --> 01:14:44,411
What were you saying?
Writing what?

1375
01:14:44,413 --> 01:14:46,980
- I'm writing music.
- Music?

1376
01:14:46,982 --> 01:14:50,317
- Yeah.
- What kind of music?

1377
01:14:50,319 --> 01:14:54,487
Kind of indie, folky...

1378
01:14:54,489 --> 01:14:56,256
- Indie folky?
- Yeah.

1379
01:14:56,258 --> 01:15:00,493
- Is that your kind of thing?
- Yeah, it's my kind of thing.

1380
01:15:03,197 --> 01:15:04,130
Oh, the signal here.

1381
01:15:04,132 --> 01:15:08,902
I've got a message through from
John, but I can't reply to it.

1382
01:15:08,904 --> 01:15:11,905
For fuck's sake.

1383
01:15:16,944 --> 01:15:19,679
Do you wanna play a game?

1384
01:15:20,314 --> 01:15:21,848
A game?

1385
01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:22,983
What kind of game?

1386
01:15:22,985 --> 01:15:27,020
You have that one
and I have this one,

1387
01:15:27,022 --> 01:15:28,688
and we count down,
three, two, one,

1388
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:31,224
and then we peel them and see
who does it the quickest

1389
01:15:31,226 --> 01:15:33,760
and then
who does it the quickest wins.

1390
01:15:33,762 --> 01:15:37,364
- Really?
- Yeah.

1391
01:15:38,199 --> 01:15:42,469
Shit. I've got peel on my...
On my shirt.

1392
01:15:42,471 --> 01:15:44,270
Fucking hell.
I bet they don't...

1393
01:15:44,272 --> 01:15:49,142
I bet it costs a fortune to get
stuff laundered here as well.

1394
01:16:04,492 --> 01:16:07,627
Hi. Um, sorry. Uh...
I'm looking for Cherie.

1395
01:16:07,629 --> 01:16:10,063
- Cherie?
- She's with Gary Greene.

1396
01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:13,166
Gary Greene?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Room one.

1397
01:16:13,168 --> 01:16:15,702
I've got a tape that it's really
important that she gets it.

1398
01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:18,872
That is old school.
Yeah, it's no problem.

1399
01:16:18,874 --> 01:16:21,074
- Gary Greene.
- Sorry, not for Gary.

1400
01:16:21,076 --> 01:16:23,043
That's for Cherie,
the blonde girl.

1401
01:16:23,045 --> 01:16:25,578
Yeah, no worries, no problem.
All sorted.

1402
01:16:25,580 --> 01:16:28,014
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

1403
01:16:28,016 --> 01:16:31,217
Thanks. It is really important.

1404
01:16:32,720 --> 01:16:35,088
Yeah, alright.

1405
01:16:39,393 --> 01:16:42,696
He's spelled cherry wrong.

1406
01:16:56,544 --> 01:16:58,244
<i>Well, tell them no.</i>

1407
01:16:58,246 --> 01:17:00,580
I don't wanna do a personal
appearance in a nightclub.

1408
01:17:00,582 --> 01:17:05,585
Well, cos it's tacky as fuck.
How much are they paying?

1409
01:17:05,587 --> 01:17:07,987
Mr Greene, morning.
How are we, sir?

1410
01:17:07,989 --> 01:17:10,857
Um, I'm fine, thanks.
Sorry, what's your name?

1411
01:17:10,859 --> 01:17:12,559
- Ben.
- Ben, Ben, Ben.

1412
01:17:12,561 --> 01:17:14,427
- Steve.
- Yeah, thanks. Well, it's Gary.

1413
01:17:14,429 --> 01:17:15,628
Is there any mail for room one?

1414
01:17:15,630 --> 01:17:19,299
- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I'm expecting a script.

1415
01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:24,637
Oh, right. Oh, a guy came here,
red jacket, coat...

1416
01:17:24,639 --> 01:17:26,806
- Yeah.
- A tape.

1417
01:17:26,808 --> 01:17:28,441
- A tape.
- It's like '80s or something.

1418
01:17:28,443 --> 01:17:31,444
"Song for Cherie."
Yeah, I'll have that.

1419
01:17:31,446 --> 01:17:33,680
Thanks for the tape.
I'll see you later.

1420
01:17:33,682 --> 01:17:35,381
Cool, man.

1421
01:18:06,348 --> 01:18:09,749
Can I get a gin and tonic,
please? What do you want?

1422
01:18:09,751 --> 01:18:12,619
Can I just get a coffee?
Thank you so much.

1423
01:18:12,621 --> 01:18:16,856
Don't just say coffee.
What kind of coffee do you want?

1424
01:18:17,792 --> 01:18:21,361
Just wondering whether I should
up my Twitter profile a bit.

1425
01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:25,498
But I've got, like,
over 100,000 followers now.

1426
01:18:26,066 --> 01:18:29,002
Your battery must wear down
so quickly.

1427
01:18:29,004 --> 01:18:30,170
You're constantly on that phone.

1428
01:18:30,172 --> 01:18:34,741
- It's a pain in the arse.
- Yeah, it's a pain in the arse.

1429
01:20:08,303 --> 01:20:11,237
- Have you got everything?
- Yeah, I think so.

1430
01:20:11,239 --> 01:20:12,972
Yeah.

1431
01:20:16,043 --> 01:20:18,077
Noel! Noel!

1432
01:20:18,079 --> 01:20:20,179
Did you not get the tape?

1433
01:20:20,181 --> 01:20:21,581
- What tape?
- He wrote you a song.

1434
01:20:21,583 --> 01:20:23,516
A song for Christmas.
Did you not get it?

1435
01:20:23,518 --> 01:20:25,919
- It's a beautiful song.
- Where did he take it?

1436
01:20:25,921 --> 01:20:29,188
- He said he gave it to Gazza.
- What, this?

1437
01:20:29,190 --> 01:20:31,424
There was some tape left
at the hotel.

1438
01:20:31,426 --> 01:20:34,494
- Yeah, that's...
- He made this for you?

1439
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,562
He's made you a tape?
How old is he? 12?

1440
01:20:36,564 --> 01:20:38,331
Just give it to me. It's mine.

1441
01:20:38,333 --> 01:20:39,465
Who makes fucking tapes?

1442
01:20:39,467 --> 01:20:40,867
Why is he making you tapes?

1443
01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:43,236
- Here's a tape! Here's a tape!
- No!

1444
01:20:43,238 --> 01:20:45,438
Have the tape!

1445
01:22:20,367 --> 01:22:21,901
Oh!

1446
01:22:27,141 --> 01:22:30,943
<i>That song from teen wolf
where he grew the thing.</i>

1447
01:22:39,953 --> 01:22:43,790
Ok, now, it's five seconds
to the new year.

1448
01:22:45,060 --> 01:22:47,393
Four! Three!

1449
01:22:47,395 --> 01:22:49,929
Two! One!

1450
01:22:49,931 --> 01:22:53,132
Banzai!

1451
01:23:06,647 --> 01:23:08,948
<i>- Happy new year!
- Hey!</i>

1452
01:23:08,950 --> 01:23:10,850
<i>- Happy new year!
- Darling.</i>

1453
01:23:10,852 --> 01:23:12,852
You look good.

1454
01:23:12,854 --> 01:23:14,053
<i>Are you alright?</i>

1455
01:23:14,055 --> 01:23:15,054
Yeah, I'm good, thank you.

1456
01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:17,223
<i>And how was last night?
Good party?</i>

1457
01:23:17,225 --> 01:23:19,959
<i>- Yeah, really good party.
- Oh.</i>

1458
01:23:19,961 --> 01:23:24,330
I need to introduce you
to someone.

1459
01:23:24,332 --> 01:23:26,199
<i>- Whoop!
- Well, hello.</i>

1460
01:23:26,201 --> 01:23:28,000
- Hello.
- Hello.

1461
01:23:28,002 --> 01:23:29,969
<i>- Who are you?
- I'm Cherie.</i>

1462
01:23:29,971 --> 01:23:31,604
This is Cherie.
This is my parents.

1463
01:23:31,606 --> 01:23:32,772
<i>Hi, Cherie.</i>

1464
01:23:32,774 --> 01:23:35,074
- Jack and penny.
- Hi, Jack and penny.

1465
01:23:35,076 --> 01:23:36,309
<i>She's very pretty. How? How?</i>

1466
01:23:36,311 --> 01:23:39,545
- Wit and charm.
- Cos he's the best around.

1467
01:23:39,547 --> 01:23:41,881
<i>- Yeah.
- Wit and charm?</i>

1468
01:23:41,883 --> 01:23:44,417
<i>- Ok, so...
- So you've... you've...</i>

1469
01:23:44,419 --> 01:23:47,854
<i>- Are you sort of together?
- Together?</i>

1470
01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:49,755
<i>- Are you?
- Yeah.</i>

1471
01:23:49,757 --> 01:23:52,191
<i>- Have you got it together yet?
- High five!</i>

1472
01:23:52,193 --> 01:23:54,827
<i>- There you are.
- No, fair play, Noel.</i>

1473
01:23:54,829 --> 01:23:58,064
She's... you're batting way
above your average there, mate.

1474
01:23:58,066 --> 01:24:00,700
<i>- Fair play to you.
- She's not out of his league.</i>

1475
01:24:00,702 --> 01:24:04,303
<i>No, of course not. She's really
pretty, though, isn't she?</i>

1476
01:24:04,305 --> 01:24:07,006
<i>- Alright, dad.
- Yes, darling, she is pretty.</i>

1477
01:24:07,008 --> 01:24:09,509
<i>- No, they do this.
- I think I...</i>

1478
01:24:10,979 --> 01:24:12,445
<i>You've got your father
going now.</i>

1479
01:24:12,447 --> 01:24:16,015
<i>Oh, yeah.
Come here, you. Hang on.</i>

1480
01:24:16,017 --> 01:24:19,418
<i>- Hang on.
- Ok, ok, sweetheart.</i>

1481
01:24:19,420 --> 01:24:23,589
- They seem lovely.
- They are lovely.

1482
01:24:23,613 --> 01:24:39,613
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