1
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Woman:
You want one with you in it?

2
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No.

3
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- I'm good.
- Okay.

4
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J' Clouds so swift,
the rain's falling in J'

5
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J' Gonna see a movie
called "Gunga Din" J'

6
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J' Pack up your money,
pull up your tent, McGuinn J'

7
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J' You ain't a-goin' nowhere J'

8
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J' Ooh-whee, ride me high J'

9
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J' Tomorrow's the day
that my bride's a-gonna come J'

10
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J' Ooh-whee, we gonna fly J'

11
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J' Down into the easy chair... J'

12
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Bean dip.

13
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- I got you good.
- Jesus Christ.

14
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That was such a good one.

15
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My God.

16
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My God.

17
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- Give me a minute.
- How was your flight?

18
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It was fine. Come here.
How was yours?

19
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- It was good.
- Good to see you.

20
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It was good.

21
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- Let's get your bag.
- Thanks.

22
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Glad you made an effort.
What are you wearing?

23
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I didn't know we were going
to a Bar Mitzvah.

24
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It's a Bat Mitzvah.

25
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Um, I'm actually, like...

26
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I'm, like, a few hundred miles
away right now.

27
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I jumped on a flight this morning
and I'm gonna be gone for the day.

28
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But I'll be back tomorrow,
so don't worry about it.

29
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God, dude.

30
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28 shows in 30 days.
Have I missed one?

31
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Have I missed one?

32
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No, no. I'm not burned out.

33
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I just have to-- I just needed
to come home for a sec.

34
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Woman:
So this is the high school, huh?

35
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It looks like a mental ward.

36
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Hey, do you really--
do you like this car?

37
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Yeah, I like the car.
Why?

38
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I don't know. It's just-- that didn't
sound very convincing.

39
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- Woman: No, baby, I like the--
- 'Cause I loved my other car.

40
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- What are you looking for?
- Do you have any gum?

41
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Wait-- wait a minute. I got--

42
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- What do you-- gum? It's right here.
- Yeah.

43
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Okay.

44
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Thanks for coming with me.

45
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Well, I'm excited
to meet everybody.

46
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Finally get some dirt on you.

47
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- You want some?
- No. I really don't want that.

48
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- Have it. Have it.
- That's really gross.

49
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Woman on P.A.:
Boarding all rows for flight...

50
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Hey, where-- where's Emily?

51
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She had to work at the hospital
this weekend. She can't come.

52
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What?
That frickin' sucks.

53
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What, are you gonna cry about it?

54
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I'm disappointed.

55
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I'm not disappointed.
It's the two of us. It's gonna be great.

56
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- No, I know--
- It's like old times.

57
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Just you and me, ese.

58
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Okay, "paPl"

59
00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:04,314
Okay, "Cholo." What, are you cultivating
a new reunion personality?

60
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People say "ese."
People say ese all the time.

61
00:03:06,436 --> 00:03:07,983
Okay.
Yes, Jason.

62
00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:10,649
Listen, man.
I gotta-- I gotta go.

63
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We just passed it--

64
00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:13,819
Aw--!

65
00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,038
My God.

66
00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:28,709
- What's up, man?

67
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Damn, you got fat, sucker.

68
00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,053
I got fat? What, did you eat
one of your kids?

69
00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:33,964
- I'm sexy. Hi, honey.
- What-- hi.

70
00:03:34,131 --> 00:03:35,348
- How you doing?
- Good to see you again.

71
00:03:35,507 --> 00:03:37,430
- Welcome home. Come in.
- Sure.

72
00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:39,594
Man: You guys.

73
00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,432
Hey, look who's here.

74
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- Hi!
-Woman: Hi!

75
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Jake:
Samantha.

76
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Jess:
It's so good to see you again.

77
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So good to see--

78
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That is a cute sweater vest.

79
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- They're in matching sweaters.
- Jake: Just like his daddy.

80
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- They're in matching sweaters.
- What up, Sammy?

81
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I'm so happy to see you.

82
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Too bad you didn't come
with a shotgun.

83
00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:02,242
- I'm so happy you guys are here.
- I'd blow my brains out.

84
00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,503
Come on. All right, all right.
Enough about the kid.

85
00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,756
- Come check this out.
- Samantha: Go say hi--

86
00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:10,133
Hi, darling.
- Samantha: Lilly, say hi to Aunt Jess.

87
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Yeah, that's the other one.

88
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It's cool.
You don't have to--

89
00:04:12,627 --> 00:04:13,628
- Lilly, baby.
- It's all right.

90
00:04:13,795 --> 00:04:15,763
She don't care, you don't care.
She's not gonna remember.

91
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Okay.

92
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Okay, okay. Shh.

93
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There he is.

94
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- Is that you, buddy?
- Jake?

95
00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:24,561
- Man, how are you? Good?
- Long time no see.

96
00:04:24,723 --> 00:04:26,020
- Hi, I'm Jess.
- Scott.

97
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Scott?
Nice to meet you.

98
00:04:27,809 --> 00:04:29,811
- Suki.
- Suki, nice to meet you. --

99
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- you're the one that lives in Japan.
- Yes.

100
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No.
Not from me, man.

101
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I see you every day.
I got you on Google Alert.

102
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- Yeah?
- Is that weird?

103
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- That's totally weird, dude.
- Is it weird?

104
00:04:39,738 --> 00:04:41,115
Naw, it's not weird.
My mom's got me on Google Alert.

105
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My God. We've been trying
to get out there for so long.

106
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It just-- I don't know,
hasn't happened.

107
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Aw, don't worry about it.
You got time.

108
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- You got time. I'm not going anywhere.
- Is it amazing?

109
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Jake: Don't worry about it.
I don't come back, either,

110
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and I live in driving distance.

111
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- Ladies first.
- Thank you.

112
00:04:55,712 --> 00:04:57,339
Jake: Wait a minute.
Is that who I think it is out there?

113
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My God.
Look who it is.

114
00:05:00,926 --> 00:05:02,849
- Marty: Aw, Jacob.
- What is going on?

115
00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,388
- Hey, look who's here. Look who's here.
- Jake: You're in trouble right here.

116
00:05:04,554 --> 00:05:07,228
Dude, things must be going great, man.
You look fantastic.

117
00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:11,395
Um, can I say I can't complain
without sounding like I'm bragging?

118
00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:12,562
-- 'Cause I can't complain.

119
00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:14,276
How long did it take
you guys to drive in?

120
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About an hour, hour and a half.
There was a little bit of traffic.

121
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Marty: Hour and a half.
That's not nearly enough.

122
00:05:18,443 --> 00:05:19,740
You gotta get away
from here, Jake.

123
00:05:19,903 --> 00:05:21,780
You gotta run away
and not look back.

124
00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:23,915
You're better than that
is what I'm trying to say.

125
00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,872
Cully, really?
What is in here?

126
00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:28,537
- Nut up, bro.
- This is straight vodka.

127
00:05:28,703 --> 00:05:30,421
No, there's a little bit
of soda in it.

128
00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:32,378
You're gonna have so much fun
at Grandma and Grandpa's.

129
00:05:32,541 --> 00:05:33,588
Yes, you are.

130
00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,548
Mommy's gonna have
a night without you.

131
00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:39,089
She loves you, but she needs to be
with some adults, doesn't she?

132
00:05:39,256 --> 00:05:41,350
Hey, hey, guys.
We got an idea.

133
00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,351
Is there any way we can sneak
some of this booze in?

134
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Isn't there--
there's an open bar, right?

135
00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,810
I know that.
It's the principle of the thing.

136
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Yeah, we did it in high school
for like, every event.

137
00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,564
Why would we not do it now?
'Cause we're too "mature"?

138
00:05:51,726 --> 00:05:53,228
- We're adults?
- Exactly.

139
00:05:53,395 --> 00:05:54,863
Hey, do you have any flasks?

140
00:05:55,021 --> 00:05:56,898
'Cause I feel like we're each
gonna need one.

141
00:05:57,065 --> 00:06:00,194
I can't find anything with a lid.
How you doing?

142
00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,362
- Nothing.
- I'm sorry, you guys.

143
00:06:02,529 --> 00:06:05,499
I got two kids and a wife who
doesn't let me drink in public anymore.

144
00:06:05,657 --> 00:06:07,034
- Shocking.
- I made an exception for tonight,

145
00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:08,747
which I'm beginning to think
was a mistake.

146
00:06:08,910 --> 00:06:11,709
I found this, but I need something small
enough to fit down my pants comfortably.

147
00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,294
Samantha: Are you touching yourself
in front of my children?

148
00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,958
Marty:
I'm not doing it sexually.

149
00:06:15,125 --> 00:06:16,877
What's your kid got over there?

150
00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,600
- Could we get a ride?
- It's good.

151
00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:25,601
My mom dropped us off.

152
00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,762
Wow, so ninth grade of you.

153
00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:30,227
I actually haven't driven a car
since I moved to Tokyo.

154
00:06:30,390 --> 00:06:31,482
Yeah, I don't own a car.

155
00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,188
That's what happens
when you live in an actual city.

156
00:06:33,351 --> 00:06:35,570
I live in New York City, Snooki.

157
00:06:35,729 --> 00:06:38,073
- Great. Then you can drive.
- How does that make sense?

158
00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:40,279
Hey, no, no, no, no.
Don't leave.

159
00:06:40,442 --> 00:06:42,740
God damn it.

160
00:06:42,903 --> 00:06:44,200
I thought we were
gonna go together.

161
00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:46,911
Sam and I just gotta drop
the kids off with her mom.

162
00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:48,996
It's only gonna be a minute.
They live like, two miles away.

163
00:06:49,159 --> 00:06:50,911
Mom.

164
00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:53,751
She's coming. Mommy's coming.
You're a big boy.

165
00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,712
Hey, listen. You don't
have to pretend to like my kids.

166
00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,842
So cute. No, man.
It's completely genuine.

167
00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,754
- Come on, Bubba. I know.
- He's awesome.

168
00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,219
I'm not saying I don't think
they're cool. They're super cool.

169
00:07:03,381 --> 00:07:06,510
I love the shit out of 'em.
But it doesn't mean you have to.

170
00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:09,850
You know what I mean?
So, where'd you park?

171
00:07:10,013 --> 00:07:11,936
I took a cab.

172
00:07:13,099 --> 00:07:16,524
CD playing: J' You can't say
"pfft" on the radio J'

173
00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:18,063
J' You can't say "pfft"
on the radio... J'

174
00:07:18,229 --> 00:07:20,106
Can we turn this off,
please, honey?

175
00:07:20,273 --> 00:07:21,525
Did you not
put the night light in here?

176
00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,159
Pfft, pfrt, Pf"-

177
00:07:23,318 --> 00:07:24,535
- Cully: Please turn this off.
- Samantha: Shoot.

178
00:07:24,694 --> 00:07:28,039
My mother still doesn't have one.
Reeves, I think we have your CD in here.

179
00:07:28,198 --> 00:07:31,543
- I know he listens to it all the time.
- Reeves: God, no. Please, no.

180
00:07:31,701 --> 00:07:33,578
Bro, we're listening to your CD.

181
00:07:33,745 --> 00:07:35,588
Pfft, 0h!

182
00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:37,044
I'm playing it right now.

183
00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,754
- No, please don't.
- Come on, man.

184
00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,170
- Don't. No, no, no, no, no.
- I wanna listen to it with you.

185
00:07:41,336 --> 00:07:43,088
I don't wanna hear that shit.
Come on.

186
00:07:43,254 --> 00:07:45,507
You're gonna cause a commotion
at this thing tonight.

187
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,517
- You know that?
- Yeah.

188
00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:50,805
I wasn't gonna come, man.
I had no intention of coming.

189
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,814
-- I just...

190
00:07:52,973 --> 00:07:54,350
you know, I got the itch.

191
00:07:54,516 --> 00:07:56,484
Yeah, dude.
I know exactly what you mean.

192
00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:59,271
I actually got a lot of work
to do tonight.

193
00:07:59,437 --> 00:08:00,905
Work to do?

194
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:02,657
Yeah, I don't know how well
you remember this,

195
00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:06,116
but apparently I guess I was kind of
an asshole in high school.

196
00:08:06,277 --> 00:08:07,904
"Kind of an asshole," honey?

197
00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,746
I loved you guys,
but kinda hated you, didn't I?

198
00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,251
- Got the night light?
- Yes.

199
00:08:13,410 --> 00:08:16,163
- Awesome.
- I-- aw, I forgot his poo-poo.

200
00:08:16,329 --> 00:08:18,502
God damn it.
Honey, we gotta go.

201
00:08:18,665 --> 00:08:19,757
His "poo-poo"?

202
00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,090
It's his blankie.
Yeah.

203
00:08:23,253 --> 00:08:24,379
You gonna get
your poo-poo, buddy?

204
00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,259
- Reeves: That's hilarious.
- Yeah.

205
00:08:29,426 --> 00:08:30,643
Cully: This is gonna be good.
It's gonna be good.

206
00:08:30,802 --> 00:08:34,852
I'm gonna apologize to some people
tonight and I'm gonna mean it.

207
00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,767
So who you going for tonight?

208
00:08:36,933 --> 00:08:38,025
What do you mean?

209
00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,527
What do you mean,
what do I mean?

210
00:08:39,686 --> 00:08:42,940
You're like, a single, handsome,
interesting, funny guy.

211
00:08:43,106 --> 00:08:44,107
You'd be the belle
of the ball tonight.

212
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:45,696
You can choose anybody you want.
Who you gonna go for?

213
00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,031
You sound a little jealous
up there, brother.

214
00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,036
- Yeah, right?
- I am jealous.

215
00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,197
I am-- for once, I'm actually jealous
of this asshole.

216
00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:53,787
Yeah. It must be such a burden
having to go home

217
00:08:53,950 --> 00:08:56,203
to your awesome doctor wife
every night. I'm so sorry, AJ.

218
00:08:56,369 --> 00:08:58,212
- Marty...
- wen-paying 10b,

219
00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,588
- your four-bedroom house.
- Marty...

220
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,375
- What a nightmare.
- Answer the question.

221
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:03,384
- Answer the question.
- I don't know.

222
00:09:03,543 --> 00:09:05,170
- Come on.
- I haven't given it much thought.

223
00:09:05,336 --> 00:09:07,259
- Come on-- I'm a married man.
- Exactly.

224
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:08,674
I've been having sex with my eyes closed
for the last three years.

225
00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,764
I gotta live vicariously through you.
It's a hypothetical question.

226
00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:13,644
If you could hook up with any girl
you went to high school with,

227
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:16,522
- who would you choose?
- I don't know. Anna, probably.

228
00:09:16,681 --> 00:09:18,183
- Anna? Anna?
- Maybe, I don't know if she's single.

229
00:09:18,349 --> 00:09:20,272
- She's probably not single.
- That's a great choice.

230
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,563
That is a great choice.
That is a very good choice.

231
00:09:24,064 --> 00:09:25,361
No, no, no.
It's a good choice.

232
00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:29,281
Marty: What are you saying
back there?

233
00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:35,079
Marty: I just prefer Ralph Macchio.
I don't know why that's a bad thing.

234
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:38,204
Jake: $20 says he says something
about beating me.

235
00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:40,463
Well, your little Volvo

236
00:09:40,622 --> 00:09:42,716
did not pass
the American test.

237
00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,002
Rental car, too.
Didn't even try.

238
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:48,092
- I'm not even-- I'm not doing it.
- Marty: All right, Mario Andretti.

239
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:51,474
- I'm not doing it.
- He'll never stop giving you shit, man.

240
00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,431
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too, man.

241
00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,186
It's good to see everybody, man.

242
00:09:55,345 --> 00:09:57,598
God, everyone came back.
Is Mary coming?

243
00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:59,562
No, I don't think so.

244
00:09:59,724 --> 00:10:02,477
I think Sam said she got an e-mail from
her saying she wasn't gonna make it.

245
00:10:02,644 --> 00:10:05,238
Well.

246
00:10:05,396 --> 00:10:08,240
What if she did make it?
Would you still have brought Jess?

247
00:10:08,399 --> 00:10:10,743
- Yeah. Why--
- You sure?

248
00:10:10,902 --> 00:10:11,903
Why wouldn't I?

249
00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,789
- Don't-- don't give me that.
- Scott: It's a fair question, bro.

250
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,791
One, two, three.

251
00:10:24,207 --> 00:10:26,255
- Jess: Look at this place.
- Photographer: Complimentary photo?

252
00:10:26,417 --> 00:10:27,543
- Marty: Yes.
- Jake:

253
00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,929
- Photographer: Right over here, guys.
- Jess: Yeah, you boys go ahead.

254
00:10:30,088 --> 00:10:31,965
No, no, no.
It's your school. Go ahead.

255
00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,726
Scott: All right, let's do it.
Just the guys.

256
00:10:34,884 --> 00:10:36,352
Why are you so excited
for this photograph?

257
00:10:36,511 --> 00:10:37,763
Right here, guys.

258
00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:40,307
Photographer:
Three, two, one.

259
00:10:42,433 --> 00:10:43,480
- Jess: Hi.
- Julie: Hi. Welcome. Good to see you.

260
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:45,737
Come over here.
The name tags are right over here.

261
00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:47,863
So glad you guys made it.

262
00:10:48,022 --> 00:10:50,400
Everybody's upstairs for a drink, so
after you get a name tag, go up there--

263
00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,990
- Dude.
- Yeah, hi! Nice to see you.

264
00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:55,827
- Grab a drink upstairs, okay?
- You mean-- what do you want?

265
00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:57,707
Okay.
She's busy.

266
00:10:57,866 --> 00:11:00,085
I get the night off of name duty.

267
00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:01,244
What's-- what is that?

268
00:11:01,411 --> 00:11:03,334
Jake: I panic every time I go
to introduce her to somebody.

269
00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,624
- I forget their name.
- So I introduce myself.

270
00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,337
I'm like,
"Hi, I'm Jess. You are?"

271
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,548
Yeah, so the two of you guys
have it all figured out. I love that.

272
00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,713
She's got it all figured out.
She just takes care of me.

273
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:12,881
We're gonna get drinks.
We'll see you in there.

274
00:11:13,047 --> 00:11:14,048
- Okay.
- I'm so going.

275
00:11:14,215 --> 00:11:15,467
I can't stop looking
at her boobs.

276
00:11:17,552 --> 00:11:20,852
Okay, so whatever you need tonight,
I am your wingman.

277
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:22,516
- You're gonna be my wingman?
- Yeah.

278
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,025
Please don't do that.
You're the worst--

279
00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:25,310
I love you, but you're
the worst wingman.

280
00:11:25,476 --> 00:11:26,819
What are you talking about?
I'm the best wingman.

281
00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,150
Yeah, you really hooked it up
with Julie.

282
00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,236
- I'm the best wingman in the world.
- See, the worst wingman in the world

283
00:11:30,398 --> 00:11:31,490
always says they're the best
wingman in the world.

284
00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,196
- But I'm the best, though.
- Yeah, that's my point.

285
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:36,329
- So you ready for this?
- We'll see.

286
00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:38,205
How about some shots?

287
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,490
I love you.

288
00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:43,378
Marty: Dude, that wasn't on purpose.
That wasn't part of the game.

289
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:44,708
Okay, how was I supposed
to know she was pregnant?

290
00:11:44,871 --> 00:11:45,872
How were you supposed to know
she was pregnant?

291
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,167
Second of all, I'm the one
who came off badly

292
00:11:48,333 --> 00:11:50,085
- and you came off really well.
- Yeah, but you just came off, like--

293
00:11:50,251 --> 00:11:51,377
That was
good wingmanship.

294
00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:54,013
No, I came off like I have racist,
weird friends who say things like,

295
00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:55,515
"Of course you're pregnant.
You're a Latina."

296
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:56,765
You're not your friends, though.
You're not your friends.

297
00:11:56,925 --> 00:11:58,142
Wait, wait.
Stay in the shadows.

298
00:11:58,301 --> 00:12:00,474
I'm so glad you're here.

299
00:12:00,637 --> 00:12:02,059
Yo, what's up?

300
00:12:02,222 --> 00:12:04,020
Went ahead and made
your name tag for you.

301
00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:05,900
- Ooh, okay.
- Let's stick it.

302
00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,061
Maybe.
Okay, yeah.

303
00:12:08,228 --> 00:12:09,730
Be“

304
00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,898
...serious. That was--
sorry, that one wasn't good.

305
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:14,409
- Can we do it again, please?
- Julie: Welcome, welcome. Come in.

306
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,615
Look at Reeves.
It's happening already.

307
00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,078
- Could I get some singles, please?
- Julie: Everybody grab a name tag.

308
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:22,242
Hey, Reeves, man.
I gotta borrow you forjust one second.

309
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,581
Okay? He'll be right back.

310
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:26,587
No, he won't.
Don't follow him.

311
00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:27,918
J' I-l I-l I-l I... I

312
00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,755
J' I stay fly till the day that I die J'

313
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,715
J' I got my stunners on wide J'

314
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:33,878
J' Just to cover my... J'

315
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:37,140
Can we get two shots of tequila
and two Stellas, please?

316
00:12:37,298 --> 00:12:39,016
Jake?

317
00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:41,098
- Hey, man.
- My God.

318
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,059
- How you doing?
- Good. What's going on, man?

319
00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,724
- This is Jess.
- Hi, this is my wife Olivia.

320
00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,358
- Hi.
- Hi, How are you doing?

321
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:48,689
- Jake, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.

322
00:12:48,851 --> 00:12:50,899
Can you believe this?

323
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:56,951
What are you doing?

324
00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,612
- Garrity?
- Cully.

325
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:02,624
Dude. My God, look at you.
You look all normal and shit.

326
00:13:02,782 --> 00:13:05,285
You look like a frickin'
J.Crew ad over here.

327
00:13:05,451 --> 00:13:06,623
Look at this guy.

328
00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:08,379
Jake: You got, like,
a Jude Law thing happening.

329
00:13:08,538 --> 00:13:11,166
You do.
You lookjust like Jude Law.

330
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,334
- Olivia: As opposed to what?
- Yeah.

331
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:14,878
Olivia:
Who did you used to look like?

332
00:13:19,674 --> 00:13:20,675
What's your name again?

333
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:24,016
- Peter.
- Peter.

334
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:25,805
I was a dick to you
back in high school, wasn't I?

335
00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,312
- Peter: What are you--
- Cully: Let me buy his drink.

336
00:13:28,474 --> 00:13:31,853
- No, it's-- it's an open bar.
- Is it? Double vodka, no mixers.

337
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,192
Here, take your tip back.

338
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,606
- I'll leave a tip for you.
- I-i-it's fine.

339
00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,622
Complimentary photo?

340
00:13:43,781 --> 00:13:46,250
Sure.

341
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:52,002
You want anybody in it with you?

342
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:53,337
No. It's okay.

343
00:13:53,499 --> 00:13:56,844
I can't believe they chose this hotel.
It's perfect.

344
00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:01,219
- Hey.
- Hey.

345
00:14:01,382 --> 00:14:03,976
'my

346
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:07,559
- You look amazing!
- Look how skinny you are!

347
00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:13,486
Hi, can I get my picture taken
with you too?

348
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,521
- Yep. Mm-Okay.
- Thank you so much.

349
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,650
Ahem.

350
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:21,285
- Gorgeous. Let's take a photo.
- Come here. Come on.

351
00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:24,201
Do you mind if we do it again?
I think I blinked.

352
00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:27,833
Yeah, I think I did, too.

353
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:29,915
Let's get this jag poppin'.

354
00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,297
G-Money.

355
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,758
Get low, baby.
Come on, get in here.

356
00:14:35,917 --> 00:14:38,761
Wha!

357
00:14:39,754 --> 00:14:41,347
- What's up, man?
- This is Andre.

358
00:14:41,506 --> 00:14:42,803
- This is one of my oldest friends.
- How you doing'?

359
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,718
- Hi.
- This is my wife Olivia.

360
00:14:45,885 --> 00:14:48,729
- Hi.
- This is your wife?

361
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:50,515
Yeah, we're-- we're married.

362
00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:52,228
You married
a white girl, for real?

363
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:53,860
You--

364
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,112
Wow.
That's crazy.

365
00:14:56,270 --> 00:14:58,068
- He's, --
- Yeah.

366
00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,579
This is so amazing.

367
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,582
Well, it should be. I've been looking
forward to this for a very long time.

368
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,874
So have I.

369
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,539
- Mortgage broker, huh?
- Mortgage-- yes.

370
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:17,333
I'm sorry.
No, I'm sure you're awesome at it.

371
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,547
- I just--
- Really?

372
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,803
I didn't see it coming.
I'm not gonna lie. I--

373
00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:22,714
- I feel good about that now.
- Watch it, man.

374
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,177
What is this?
What's that?

375
00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:26,342
This is, -- this is Julie's.

376
00:15:26,509 --> 00:15:28,261
Yeah.
You stole it from her?

377
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,680
Nick:
I just thought it'd be more fun

378
00:15:29,846 --> 00:15:32,144
if I just filmed all of us
getting wasted tonight.

379
00:15:32,306 --> 00:15:34,604
- Done. More shots?
- That'd be really funny.

380
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:35,768
- Yes.
- Done.

381
00:15:35,935 --> 00:15:38,529
They're not all for me.
They're for everybody.

382
00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,110
- My God.
- My God.

383
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,618
- My God.
- My God. How are you?

384
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,325
- So good.
- Now the party can start.

385
00:15:46,487 --> 00:15:48,205
You heard it, everybody.

386
00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:50,116
Now the party can start.

387
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:55,963
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

388
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,844
I miss you so much, Cully.

389
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,965
I can't do this.

390
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,514
I just thought you were
really into rap music.

391
00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:10,804
Yeah, well, I was.
I still am.

392
00:16:11,846 --> 00:16:13,314
No, I know.
But I thought that meant

393
00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,601
you liked Coolio and stuff.

394
00:16:15,766 --> 00:16:17,518
I didn't know that meant
you thought you were black.

395
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,108
So, you guys
come with boyfriends

396
00:16:20,271 --> 00:16:22,524
or you married or...

397
00:16:22,690 --> 00:16:24,158
I'm married.

398
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:25,864
Who-- who'd you marry?

399
00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:28,238
You've seen the commercials?

400
00:16:28,404 --> 00:16:30,532
J' Calling Ford, calling Ford... J'

401
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,621
You married Cully?

402
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,831
Dude, dude, look.
There she is.

403
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,041
There's Anna.

404
00:16:36,204 --> 00:16:37,706
God, she looks good,
doesn't she?

405
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,169
Yeah, she looks really glamorous.

406
00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:41,334
Anna:
Let me help you with that.

407
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,128
Marty:
Is she gonna--

408
00:16:44,170 --> 00:16:46,514
- We'll-- we'll work up to it.
- Yeah, okay.

409
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,683
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
I'll be right back.

410
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:50,843
- Okay.
- Man: Where's she going?

411
00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:52,136
I'll be right back.

412
00:16:52,303 --> 00:16:53,395
She probably won't come back.
I think you scared her off.

413
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:55,852
Good job.
You scared her off.

414
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,141
She might not come back.

415
00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,776
Man: So, is this
getting serious or what?

416
00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,357
Yeah, of course it's getting serious.
We've been together for, like,

417
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,897
three and a half years.

418
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:03,189
Nick:
So, it's serious?

419
00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:04,983
I would say it's serious, yes.

420
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:08,073
How black...
did you act?

421
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:11,035
Did I act? Like on a scale
from one to 10?

422
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,416
Like on a scale
from white to black?

423
00:17:13,574 --> 00:17:15,872
I'd say, like, a...

424
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:17,833
a dark gray.

425
00:17:17,995 --> 00:17:20,168
No, no, no, no, no.
What are you doing with my camera?

426
00:17:20,331 --> 00:17:23,551
Okay, hi, yeah. No, we need
to put the camera back right now.

427
00:17:23,709 --> 00:17:25,632
- Vanillo, I'm serious. Just--
- But I'm gonna get everybody.

428
00:17:25,795 --> 00:17:27,547
Yeah, right,
you will get everybody.

429
00:17:27,713 --> 00:17:28,930
- Just put it back. It's just perfect.
- I'm gonna put it back.

430
00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,387
- I set up perfectly.
- I'll put it back.

431
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,767
- Okay, thank you.
- After I do this.

432
00:17:31,926 --> 00:17:32,927
No, Vanillo!

433
00:17:33,094 --> 00:17:34,721
I got a baby girl.
You wanna see a picture?

434
00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:36,889
Yeah, I do.

435
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,899
She's a beauty.

436
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:40,230
- She is beautiful.
- There she is.

437
00:17:40,393 --> 00:17:42,521
Wait a minute.
You don't have any babies.

438
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:45,065
- A boat? You have a boat?
- Yeah, I told you about the boat.

439
00:17:45,231 --> 00:17:46,232
- Do you have any--
- You didn't tell me--

440
00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:48,242
- I don't have any boats, no.
- Kids.

441
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,493
Does he have any kids?
Look at the guy.

442
00:17:49,652 --> 00:17:50,744
He's like the king
of New York City.

443
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,952
He's out dining on Wall Street,
sleeping with models and stuff.

444
00:17:54,115 --> 00:17:56,163
Tell her. Tell her about the models.

445
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,669
Being genuine is not something

446
00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:02,549
that comes easily for me
as far as an emotion.

447
00:18:02,707 --> 00:18:05,927
I want to make sure
that my "genuinity"

448
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,554
is expressing itself
clearly to you.

449
00:18:08,713 --> 00:18:10,636
Sure.
And it's so good to see you.

450
00:18:10,798 --> 00:18:11,890
Sam:
So good to see you.

451
00:18:12,049 --> 00:18:15,019
It's been-- I'm gonna come
by the dealership.

452
00:18:15,177 --> 00:18:17,020
- Good to see you, Peter.
- I just-- my friends are--

453
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,351
Jackpot.
Look at that table.

454
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:22,235
No, no, no, no, no.
Come back. Come back.

455
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:24,862
Let them do their thing.
Let them talk.

456
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:27,023
Look at them.

457
00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:30,948
I have so much work to do
to that table.

458
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,613
I know. I know you do.
Just don't be too aggressive, you know?

459
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:35,952
'Cause then it gets
a little assholey.

460
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:38,243
Well, nice catching up
with you, Elise.

461
00:18:39,785 --> 00:18:41,287
My God.
This is what I mean.

462
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:42,956
This is why you're
the worst wingman in the world.

463
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:45,295
Come on, man.
I was trying to create demand.

464
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,051
- What?
- It's called salesmanship.

465
00:18:47,209 --> 00:18:48,882
- What?
- If she knows that you've been

466
00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,638
with other high-quality women,
she's gonna be like,

467
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:53,265
"Maybe I can be
one of those high-quality women."

468
00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,641
Do you really believe
what you're saying?

469
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,143
- Makes a lot of sense.
- That makes sense, not what you did.

470
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,725
You showed her photos of your
goddamn boat. Who does that?

471
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,481
She was asking
to see baby pictures. I was--

472
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:02,734
Yeah, which is when
normal people say, "I'm so sorry.

473
00:19:02,892 --> 00:19:04,986
I don't have any babies
with my wife yet to take pictures of."

474
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,487
It's a conversation killer.
It's a conversation killer.

475
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,114
No, no, no.
You wearing a captain's hat

476
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:09,649
standing next
to a little grounded boat--

477
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,533
that's a real conversation killer.

478
00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:20,956
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

479
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:22,791
- What are you doing?
- You left me out there for, like,

480
00:19:22,953 --> 00:19:24,876
I don't even know how long,
all by myself.

481
00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:26,131
I've been in here two minutes.

482
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,634
- Yeah, two minutes is too long.
- Stop.

483
00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,046
All your friends
are out there.

484
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,840
I don't care about them.
I care about being with you.

485
00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,508
Aw.

486
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:38,554
But Cully did ask

487
00:19:38,719 --> 00:19:42,644
if I could go out to the car
with him and Dre.

488
00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:44,525
That's what this is about.

489
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,561
Go ahead.

490
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:48,479
- I can go?
- Yeah.

491
00:19:48,646 --> 00:19:50,023
- You wanna come?
- No.

492
00:19:50,189 --> 00:19:51,532
I'm gonna hang out with Sam.

493
00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,614
- No, just come on--
- But you can't have more than two puffs

494
00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,528
because you're
a lightweight, remember?

495
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,072
- Is that what I am?
- Don't--

496
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,332
- Really?
- Yes, don't you remember?

497
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,882
Why are you looking at me?

498
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,420
I love looking at you.

499
00:20:15,214 --> 00:20:17,683
Could look at you forever.

500
00:20:17,842 --> 00:20:19,970
That's sweet.

501
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,274
You need to go.
I love you.

502
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,276
- Nobody in here.
- No, baby.

503
00:20:27,435 --> 00:20:30,154
Someone's gonna come in here.
Someone's gonna come in.

504
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,484
I love you, leave.

505
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:33,445
I gotta do my makeup.

506
00:20:33,607 --> 00:20:36,451
One puff, lightweight.
Don't forget.

507
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,163
Jake: Dre, you're a lifesaver
with this stuff.

508
00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:45,578
Dre: No, I got glaucoma, dude.
So I got a cause.

509
00:20:47,079 --> 00:20:48,752
I can't handle any more
two-minute conversations, man.

510
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,962
At least you only got a two-minute
conversation from Todd.

511
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:54,425
I got a 20-minute conversation
from his wife, Lauren.

512
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,180
Jake: Well, at least you're talking
about something interesting.

513
00:20:56,338 --> 00:20:58,261
I gotta talk about mortgages

514
00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,018
and default loans
and all this bullshit.

515
00:21:01,177 --> 00:21:03,555
I still can't believe
that he's a mortgage broker.

516
00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:05,598
You'd have had
a job like this, too,

517
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:07,233
if you weren't so damn
good at something.

518
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,769
You know what I'm good at?
Two-minute conversations.

519
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,937
- I'm the king of them.
- Then tell me how to get out of them.

520
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,573
You just got to tell them
you gotta go to the bathroom, dude.

521
00:21:14,732 --> 00:21:17,110
I've gone to the bathroom
like, 12 times today.

522
00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:19,278
I'm sure Sam
really appreciates that.

523
00:21:19,445 --> 00:21:20,788
She's a big girl.

524
00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,119
- Kinda.
- Jake: Are you saying she's a big girl?

525
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:25,455
Cully: She was in high school.

526
00:21:25,618 --> 00:21:28,792
Sam. I don't know how
she deals with you sometimes, man.

527
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,627
- I love you, though.
- You know what, dude?

528
00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,760
You just-- none of you guys
know shit.

529
00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:35,010
You're not married.

530
00:21:35,169 --> 00:21:37,467
Cully: You know what?
Marry Jess. Then we'll talk.

531
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:40,133
Are you-- you want me to marry Jess?
Is that what you're saying?

532
00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:42,222
Cully: Yeah, marry Jess, dude.
You'll know my pain then.

533
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,476
Dre: Don't do it.
Don't do this.

534
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,515
It's okay. All right.
Open the glove box.

535
00:21:48,098 --> 00:21:50,351
Grab that envelope right there.

536
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:54,188
Hey, Cully.
Look at this.

537
00:21:54,355 --> 00:21:55,572
What is it?

538
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,282
Dre:
Shit.

539
00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:01,866
- What?
- Jake: Yep.

540
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,030
- Reeves: Wow.
- Whoa.

541
00:22:03,197 --> 00:22:05,291
- Cully: When'd you get that?
- Bought it like, eight months ago.

542
00:22:05,449 --> 00:22:08,043
You bought it eight months ago
and you never told me about it?

543
00:22:08,202 --> 00:22:11,547
No, well, I'm gonna tell you.
I gotta tell her first.

544
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:12,797
But, yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna do it.

545
00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:15,631
It just hasn't quite been--
just hasn't been quite right.

546
00:22:15,793 --> 00:22:17,420
You'd leave it in an envelope?

547
00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,639
Yeah, it's better than a ring box.

548
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:24,428
And, like, so she can find it and say,
"I wonder what's in the ring box."

549
00:22:24,593 --> 00:22:26,470
- Well, why haven't you given it to her?
- Boom.

550
00:22:27,972 --> 00:22:30,020
I tri-- I mean, I've planned
a few things

551
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:31,604
and they just weren't exactly right.

552
00:22:31,767 --> 00:22:34,020
Women don't care
how you ask them.

553
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,065
All they care is that you're stupid
enough to ask them.

554
00:22:37,231 --> 00:22:38,949
All they want is the ring.

555
00:22:39,108 --> 00:22:41,361
I know people, man.
That's what I do.

556
00:22:41,527 --> 00:22:43,746
I don't sing,
I don't sell cars,

557
00:22:43,904 --> 00:22:46,373
I don't do what you do.

558
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:49,452
That's how I eat.

559
00:22:49,618 --> 00:22:51,291
- It's why you eat?
- That's how I eat.

560
00:22:51,453 --> 00:22:52,750
What does that mean?

561
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,883
I don't think you know people
as good as you think you know people.

562
00:22:56,041 --> 00:22:57,167
It's what I do, all right?

563
00:22:57,334 --> 00:22:59,883
Just-- it sounds like you put a lot of
pressure on yourself, too,

564
00:23:00,045 --> 00:23:03,094
to make it super perfect. I mean, you
gotta be open to spontaneity, too, man.

565
00:23:03,257 --> 00:23:05,305
I mean, if you're ready to do it,
just pull the trigger, you know?

566
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:08,391
I mean, you've built
a real solid foundation.

567
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,727
You've got the job,
you got the nice car--

568
00:23:10,890 --> 00:23:12,608
- I don't know about the car.
- Yeah, dude.

569
00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,484
I think it's a very adult car.

570
00:23:14,643 --> 00:23:16,520
- Dre: I think it's very nice.
- Reeves: I do, too.

571
00:23:16,687 --> 00:23:18,735
I think it sucks, dude.

572
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,400
- Jake: That's good.
- Dre: Trick Daddy had a Volvo, man.

573
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,409
- These are nice cars.
- Cully: I put him in this Volvo.

574
00:23:22,568 --> 00:23:24,115
- Reeves: They're very safe.
- Cully: They're very safe.

575
00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:26,997
That's a good point.
That is a good point, Reeves.

576
00:23:27,156 --> 00:23:28,408
Dre:
The back seat is nice.

577
00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:30,121
- Cully: You don't drive a Volvo.
- Dre: This is nice. My grandmother

578
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,787
- would be proud of it.
- If Ford owns Volvo, it's a good car.

579
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,081
"Consumer Reports" number one
every single year.

580
00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:36,419
I'm fried, dude.

581
00:23:36,582 --> 00:23:39,051
- Look who it is.
- Cully: Holy shit.

582
00:23:39,209 --> 00:23:41,257
- I thought she wasn't coming.
- Dre: Shit.

583
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,302
Dre:
Yo, who is that she's with?

584
00:23:44,465 --> 00:23:46,388
When's the last time
you spoke to her?

585
00:23:47,384 --> 00:23:49,227
Like eight years ago.

586
00:23:49,386 --> 00:23:50,979
Did you tell Jess about her?

587
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,732
Yeah, of course
I told Jess about her.

588
00:23:53,891 --> 00:23:55,484
This is gonna get weird.

589
00:23:55,643 --> 00:23:57,316
Yep.

590
00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:11,375
How we doing here?
Did you get enough to eat?

591
00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,627
If I wanted to be in a boy band,
I woulda been in a boy band.

592
00:24:13,786 --> 00:24:15,129
I woulda started my own.

593
00:24:15,287 --> 00:24:16,880
We would've been
bigger than NSync.

594
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:20,384
It looked like she waved at you.
Was she like, one of your... shorties?

595
00:24:20,542 --> 00:24:23,011
You're in real estate,
I'm in real estate.

596
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:24,171
- What?
- What?

597
00:24:27,132 --> 00:24:28,679
Fingerlings.

598
00:24:28,842 --> 00:24:30,765
Fingerlingin' good.

599
00:24:32,221 --> 00:24:34,315
Finger lickin' good.
Joke.

600
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,018
Do you mind if I sit here?

601
00:24:37,184 --> 00:24:39,937
Hey.
Hey.

602
00:24:40,104 --> 00:24:41,606
- Hey.
- How's it going?

603
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:43,240
- Good.
- Did you see Marty yet?

604
00:24:43,399 --> 00:24:44,525
- He's--
- I haven't. Is he here?

605
00:24:44,692 --> 00:24:45,693
He's somewhere.
He's around somewhere.

606
00:24:45,859 --> 00:24:47,486
- He was looking for you.
- Wow.

607
00:24:50,406 --> 00:24:52,704
J' Futures made of J'

608
00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:55,039
- J' Virtual insanity... J'
- Hi!

609
00:24:55,202 --> 00:24:56,704
Julie.
Be prepared.

610
00:24:56,870 --> 00:24:58,213
Julie. Okay.

611
00:24:58,372 --> 00:25:02,002
- My gosh, Mary.
- Hi.

612
00:25:02,167 --> 00:25:04,295
- I am so glad you guys made it.
- Okay.

613
00:25:04,461 --> 00:25:06,213
Good luck, okay?

614
00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,678
You got some nuts on you.

615
00:25:09,967 --> 00:25:11,719
- Jess: Hey.
- Hi.

616
00:25:11,885 --> 00:25:13,057
- Hey.
- Hi.

617
00:25:13,220 --> 00:25:15,268
I am-- I know we took a long time
and I apologize.

618
00:25:15,431 --> 00:25:17,229
- It's okay.
- It was Cully.

619
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:18,563
He had to go
to the bathroom really bad.

620
00:25:18,726 --> 00:25:20,854
Baby, it's fine.
I've just been over there

621
00:25:21,020 --> 00:25:23,694
talking to Sam, who is really,
really, really cool.

622
00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,449
- Like, I love her.
- I know. Tim's--

623
00:25:25,607 --> 00:25:27,701
Love her. And then this
really weird guy came up

624
00:25:27,860 --> 00:25:30,033
who was like, tall, he's skinny,
he's really annoying,

625
00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,823
with like, crazy weird hair.

626
00:25:32,990 --> 00:25:35,163
- Was he touching you at all?
- No.

627
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:36,542
- You sure?
- No, he wasn't.

628
00:25:36,702 --> 00:25:38,420
But he was driving me crazy.

629
00:25:40,247 --> 00:25:41,749
Shit. --

630
00:25:41,915 --> 00:25:43,041
- Hi.
- How are you?

631
00:25:43,208 --> 00:25:45,210
- Hi-- I'm sorry, that was--
- Mary: Sorry. Yeah, no. Of course.

632
00:25:45,377 --> 00:25:46,720
I apologize. I went right in.

633
00:25:46,879 --> 00:25:48,552
<i>- No. Hi.
- I-- I--</i>

634
00:25:48,714 --> 00:25:50,011
Hi-- hey.

635
00:25:50,174 --> 00:25:51,175
- Hi, I'm Jess. Hi.
- This is Jess.

636
00:25:51,341 --> 00:25:52,888
- Hi.
- Nice to meet you.

637
00:25:53,052 --> 00:25:54,520
Nice to meet you, too.
Mary, sorry.

638
00:25:54,678 --> 00:25:56,931
- Okay. Of course.
- Paul.

639
00:25:57,097 --> 00:25:59,065
- Paul?
- The husband.

640
00:26:00,059 --> 00:26:02,232
- This is Jess.
- I'm Jess.

641
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,737
Are you a classmate as well?

642
00:26:03,896 --> 00:26:06,024
No, no. I'm his girlfriend.

643
00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:08,693
I'm just here, supporting,
having fun.

644
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:11,612
Jake, that's
a pretty cool name.

645
00:26:11,779 --> 00:26:13,122
- Mary: Yeah.
- Thank you.

646
00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:14,406
- Paul: I like that name.
- All right.

647
00:26:14,573 --> 00:26:15,665
Mary:
Four-letter word.

648
00:26:15,824 --> 00:26:17,292
- Aren't you glad we came?
- I am glad.

649
00:26:17,451 --> 00:26:20,705
I mean, I was really worried that--
but you've seen so many people...

650
00:26:22,873 --> 00:26:25,547
Hi, sorry.
Is this-- is this seat taken?

651
00:26:25,709 --> 00:26:28,132
- No.
- No? Okay.

652
00:26:28,295 --> 00:26:30,297
I'm just gonna join you guys.

653
00:26:32,424 --> 00:26:34,552
- Lauren: Hi.
- Hi.

654
00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:37,683
That's for you.

655
00:26:38,972 --> 00:26:40,599
What's this for?

656
00:26:40,766 --> 00:26:42,734
I owe you three bucks.

657
00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:45,692
- You do?
- Yeah.

658
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,152
Mr. Ferguson's physics class.

659
00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:50,659
Junior year we went to the planetarium,
you remember?

660
00:26:50,818 --> 00:26:53,287
No.

661
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,914
I don't remember anything, really,

662
00:26:56,073 --> 00:26:57,666
about junior year, though, so...

663
00:26:57,825 --> 00:27:00,669
Well, you let me borrow some money,
so I thought I'd pay you back.

664
00:27:00,828 --> 00:27:02,922
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

665
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,674
- It's nice to see you.
- Nice to see you.

666
00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,506
It's nice to see you.

667
00:27:07,668 --> 00:27:08,920
Thanks.

668
00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:11,635
You're actually the reason
that I switched to the tuba.

669
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:13,549
Really?

670
00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:16,639
Um... I'm honored?

671
00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,429
You shouldn't be.

672
00:27:18,595 --> 00:27:21,769
I switched to the tuba because
it was too big to take home from school

673
00:27:21,932 --> 00:27:24,310
so I didn't have to carry it
on the bus to and from school,

674
00:27:24,476 --> 00:27:26,524
which meant that I didn't have
an instrument at the bus stop,

675
00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:28,155
which meant that
you forgot that I was in band,

676
00:27:28,313 --> 00:27:30,407
which meant that
you finally left me alone.

677
00:27:31,692 --> 00:27:34,161
I owe you...

678
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:38,540
and you, and you,
and you,

679
00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,292
and you...

680
00:27:40,450 --> 00:27:44,045
and you an apology.
Each and every single one of you--

681
00:27:44,204 --> 00:27:45,831
- Okay, okay.
- from the bottom of my heart.

682
00:27:45,998 --> 00:27:50,128
Yeah, okay, okay.
You've apologized enough

683
00:27:50,294 --> 00:27:52,513
for everybody, to everybody.

684
00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:54,844
Does everybody
accept my apology, though?

685
00:27:55,007 --> 00:27:57,476
'Cause that's the thing
that is so important to me.

686
00:27:57,634 --> 00:27:59,762
Yes.

687
00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:03,398
They're all accepting it, babe.
You did good.

688
00:28:05,475 --> 00:28:07,694
Really?

689
00:28:07,853 --> 00:28:09,571
- We were known as the Smash Crew.
- Olivia: Mm-

690
00:28:09,730 --> 00:28:11,698
When we weren't smashin',
we were sleeping.

691
00:28:11,857 --> 00:28:13,985
And we always went to sleep
after we smashed.

692
00:28:14,151 --> 00:28:15,824
No cuddling.
Tell her about it, baby.

693
00:28:15,986 --> 00:28:18,785
- Garrity: Smashing was dancing.
- Boom, yeah. That's what they call it.

694
00:28:18,947 --> 00:28:20,699
- Look, I-- cheers.
- Andre's kidding. It's like dancing.

695
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,664
No, it's funny.
I think it's funny.

696
00:28:22,826 --> 00:28:24,874
I married a former wigger
and I had no idea.

697
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:26,710
It's hilarious.

698
00:28:26,872 --> 00:28:29,341
Yeah, you might wanna "achay"
on the "worday," you know?

699
00:28:30,709 --> 00:28:32,211
"The worday"?
What word?

700
00:28:32,377 --> 00:28:34,425
Wigger?

701
00:28:34,588 --> 00:28:36,761
- Yep, that one.

702
00:28:36,924 --> 00:28:39,222
I think, 
it's kind of offensive.

703
00:28:39,384 --> 00:28:41,307
- Is it?
- Dre: Who's offended? We ain't.

704
00:28:41,470 --> 00:28:42,471
- Man: Not at all.
- They're not offended.

705
00:28:42,638 --> 00:28:44,231
- Dre: Boom.
- I know, but it's two words

706
00:28:44,389 --> 00:28:46,733
squished into one word,
and the one word would be offensive.

707
00:28:46,892 --> 00:28:48,644
Dre: Ooh-whee, time-out.
Twenty seconds.

708
00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,984
Excuse me, ladies.
Where are you guys sitting?

709
00:28:52,147 --> 00:28:54,400
I don't know.
You got a spot for us?

710
00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:57,365
I have a gentleman here who's willing
to open up two seats for you.

711
00:28:57,527 --> 00:28:59,074
- Yay.
- Ladies. Please sit down.

712
00:28:59,238 --> 00:29:02,117
- Would you like to be our guest?
- Have a seat. Have a seat.

713
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,875
All right.

714
00:29:04,034 --> 00:29:05,627
Wait. Wait. Time-out.

715
00:29:05,786 --> 00:29:07,254
Switch.

716
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:08,959
- Woman: Are you kidding me?
- What?

717
00:29:09,122 --> 00:29:10,169
- Ouch.
- What?

718
00:29:10,332 --> 00:29:11,834
You coulda just said
you wanted to see--

719
00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:13,798
Dre: I just wanted to see you
across the table.

720
00:29:13,961 --> 00:29:16,760
- Huh.
- Sit down, girl.

721
00:29:16,922 --> 00:29:17,923
- Well, hello.
- How you doin'?

722
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:19,216
- Good, how are you?
- Mm.

723
00:29:19,383 --> 00:29:20,760
- Mmmmm.
- Can I call you Snuggie?

724
00:29:20,926 --> 00:29:22,394
Sure.

725
00:29:22,552 --> 00:29:24,350
- You want a beer?
- I'll get it.

726
00:29:24,513 --> 00:29:25,935
- You sure?
- You okay?

727
00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:28,100
- I'm good, thank you.
- Paul: Honey?

728
00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:29,940
- I'll just do water now.
- Water.

729
00:29:30,102 --> 00:29:31,570
Yeah.

730
00:29:31,728 --> 00:29:34,572
- I'm sorry. What?
- Yes, I'm drinking water.

731
00:29:34,731 --> 00:29:38,110
Yes, sorry. I lost the coin toss.
Designated driver.

732
00:29:38,277 --> 00:29:41,531
Sam: Jess, you have to come look
at this baby's face.

733
00:29:41,697 --> 00:29:43,825
- You're gonna die.
- I'm gonna go over there.

734
00:29:43,991 --> 00:29:45,493
- I'll be back.
- All right.

735
00:29:45,659 --> 00:29:48,287
Honey, look at this baby.
Look at that face.

736
00:29:48,453 --> 00:29:50,126
Woman:
She is too much.

737
00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:51,381
My God.

738
00:29:51,540 --> 00:29:52,792
Seriously, why don't
you just stay here?

739
00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,131
No, we live-- we're just 45 minutes
out of town.

740
00:29:55,294 --> 00:29:59,470
It's not that bad. It's so nice to...
sleep in your own bed.

741
00:29:59,631 --> 00:30:02,760
It makes me happy.

742
00:30:02,926 --> 00:30:04,928
I'm really kind of shocked.

743
00:30:05,095 --> 00:30:06,722
I didn't think
you were gonna show.

744
00:30:06,888 --> 00:30:09,812
- Sam said you weren't coming.
- I wasn't, actually.

745
00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,228
These things can kinda--

746
00:30:12,394 --> 00:30:14,317
he convinced me last minute
to come by.

747
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,152
I think he's right.
I would've regretted it more--

748
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:20,161
- Convinced you.
- ...had I not come.

749
00:30:20,319 --> 00:30:22,913
It's really good to see you.

750
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:28,499
- You, too.
- Yeah, I tried to find you online.

751
00:30:29,870 --> 00:30:31,338
- Come on.
- There's a lot of Jake Staffords.

752
00:30:31,496 --> 00:30:33,749
I'm just saying.
Shocking.

753
00:30:33,915 --> 00:30:35,542
You know I can't do any of that at all.

754
00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:38,838
- I'm technologically ignorant.
- Yeah.

755
00:30:39,004 --> 00:30:41,848
I don't have any of those things,
either, but I really--

756
00:30:42,007 --> 00:30:43,509
No, I know. I know.

757
00:30:45,052 --> 00:30:47,020
I looked.
You're not there, either.

758
00:30:50,640 --> 00:30:52,267
You're married, man.

759
00:30:52,434 --> 00:30:54,277
- That's a--
- Yeah.

760
00:30:55,270 --> 00:30:57,068
Well...

761
00:30:57,230 --> 00:30:58,903
- Thank you.
- Sure.

762
00:30:59,066 --> 00:31:01,535
- Thank you, sir. Appreciate it.
- Cheers.

763
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,036
Look who finally
decided to show up.

764
00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,572
- I know.
- Looks so awkward.

765
00:31:04,738 --> 00:31:06,206
It really is.

766
00:31:06,365 --> 00:31:09,710
I'm so glad I never dated anyone
who went to our high school.

767
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,996
I could never handle that.

768
00:31:12,162 --> 00:31:13,584
- No?
-Mmm.

769
00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:17,297
Weren't you seeing someone
that whole year we had physics together?

770
00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:19,302
Mmmmm.
Randie Rustenberg.

771
00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,305
- Where is she?
- She's in Bolivia.

772
00:31:22,464 --> 00:31:23,511
- She...
- Wow.

773
00:31:23,673 --> 00:31:27,519
Yeah, she's a Jew for Jesus now.
She's down there doing missionary work.

774
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,773
- She seemed so punk rock.
- Yeah, she was.

775
00:31:33,225 --> 00:31:34,977
I think that...

776
00:31:35,143 --> 00:31:36,520
you date who you're supposed
to like in high school.

777
00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:38,529
Not who you actually like.

778
00:31:40,315 --> 00:31:43,410
- Did you like your boyfriend?
- I loved my boyfriend.

779
00:31:43,568 --> 00:31:44,569
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

780
00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,409
Even after
he moved to Austin?

781
00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,412
Woman:
Ahem--

782
00:31:50,409 --> 00:31:51,911
- Hello.
- I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt.

783
00:31:52,077 --> 00:31:53,499
- How you doing?
- Good.

784
00:31:53,662 --> 00:31:55,414
I just had to come
and tell you that "Never Had"

785
00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:56,923
is one of my top ten
favorite songs.

786
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,255
Wow, thank you very much.
Thanks.

787
00:31:59,418 --> 00:32:00,419
- Yeah.
- Nice to meet you.

788
00:32:00,585 --> 00:32:01,928
Most favorite song ever.

789
00:32:02,087 --> 00:32:05,432
Well. Let's not go crazy.
All right.

790
00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:08,309
So how did you remember
that he had moved to Austin?

791
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,970
I don't know.
Do you have a cigarette?

792
00:32:10,137 --> 00:32:11,559
- Yeah, I do.
- I'm not just saying that

793
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,691
- because we were classmates.
- No. Don't worry. I believe you.

794
00:32:14,850 --> 00:32:16,944
Can we smoke that?
Yeah, okay.

795
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:18,149
- Bye.
- Nice to see you again.

796
00:32:18,311 --> 00:32:20,063
- Yeah, bye.
- All right, bye.

797
00:32:20,230 --> 00:32:21,823
- He wanted to date me and I--
- Nick: You were dating somebody

798
00:32:21,982 --> 00:32:23,700
- you were cooking with.
- That's not the way it was.

799
00:32:23,859 --> 00:32:24,860
- That's what you were doing.
- He wanted to date me

800
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,279
- and I was with somebody already.
- And what happened?

801
00:32:27,446 --> 00:32:29,289
She left her purse over here.

802
00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:30,825
She was here?

803
00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:33,164
Yeah, well, you were sitting
at the buffet and--

804
00:32:33,326 --> 00:32:35,670
What? Okay, did she say anything
about being single?

805
00:32:35,829 --> 00:32:37,081
- Why wouldn't you tell me that?
- Well, she didn't have a ring

806
00:32:37,247 --> 00:32:38,464
on her finger.

807
00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:39,840
You looked at her finger?
You're a married man.

808
00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:41,468
- You looked at her finger.
- I did a ring check, I mean--

809
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,344
A ring check.
Is that something guys do?

810
00:32:43,503 --> 00:32:45,255
You check-- you always
check the ring, right, Scotty?

811
00:32:45,422 --> 00:32:48,346
Um, you know, I don't--
I don't really--

812
00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,931
- I don't-- yeah, I checked.
- What?

813
00:32:51,094 --> 00:32:52,186
- Yeah, I checked.
- Is this a thing--

814
00:32:52,345 --> 00:32:54,973
Well, it's Anna. I went pretty hard
after her in high school, so I just--

815
00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:57,393
- I was curious.
- Okay, I gotta go talk to her.

816
00:32:57,559 --> 00:32:59,482
- I gotta go make a move.
- Let's get her over here.

817
00:32:59,644 --> 00:33:00,941
- We can ask questions.
- No, no, no.

818
00:33:01,104 --> 00:33:02,981
- No, no, no, it'd be good.
- No, no, no, don't do that.

819
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:05,651
I'm gonna have one more drink
like a gentleman.

820
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,319
- I'm gonna walk over there--
- Let's get her over here.

821
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:09,159
- I think you're on the wrong page--
- Let's get her over here.

822
00:33:09,321 --> 00:33:11,574
- Anna. Anna.
- You're an asshole.

823
00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:13,492
What are you doing?
You forgot your purse.

824
00:33:13,658 --> 00:33:15,285
- You're crazy. Get over here.
- What an asshole.

825
00:33:15,452 --> 00:33:17,420
You know Marty.
You remember my friend Marty.

826
00:33:17,579 --> 00:33:19,126
- Don't say it to me like I'm retarded.
- You forgot your--

827
00:33:19,289 --> 00:33:20,666
Marty: In your falsetto,
condescending voice.

828
00:33:20,832 --> 00:33:22,709
Get over here.
You remember my little friend Marty.

829
00:33:22,876 --> 00:33:25,425
- Reeves: Wow.
- Elise: You're in luck.

830
00:33:25,587 --> 00:33:27,681
- I don't even smoke.
- What? You used to smoke like a chimney

831
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,591
- in high school.
- I know. I quit.

832
00:33:29,758 --> 00:33:32,102
I don't even remember
the last time I bought a pack.

833
00:33:32,260 --> 00:33:33,512
Well, Why'd you buy that one?

834
00:33:33,678 --> 00:33:37,308
I don't know. I woke up this morning
and suddenly had the urge.

835
00:33:37,474 --> 00:33:39,442
- No, no, thanks.
- Are you kidding me?

836
00:33:39,601 --> 00:33:40,773
You just asked me if I had one.

837
00:33:40,936 --> 00:33:42,779
Yes, because I wanted to get out
of there and I knew that you smoked.

838
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:44,315
- I don't smoke.
- No?

839
00:33:44,481 --> 00:33:46,028
Mm-mm.

840
00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:51,954
Come on.

841
00:33:52,113 --> 00:33:53,535
- Just take one.
- Just be a bad influence, now.

842
00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:55,075
Loser, everybody's doing it.

843
00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:57,119
I've-- honestly, I've never had
a cigarette in my entire life.

844
00:33:58,328 --> 00:34:00,205
How is that even possible?

845
00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:04,343
Aren't you supposed to be like,
this rock star?

846
00:34:04,501 --> 00:34:07,721
I'm not a rock star.
I'm just a musician.

847
00:34:09,798 --> 00:34:12,221
Traveling minstrel.

848
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:13,727
Nice.

849
00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:17,059
So where's the Austin guy?

850
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:20,566
Huh?

851
00:34:20,725 --> 00:34:22,318
- Where's he at?
- I don't know.

852
00:34:22,477 --> 00:34:24,900
- We haven't spoken in years.
- I'm sorry.

853
00:34:25,063 --> 00:34:27,737
It's okay.
It's in the past.

854
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:29,822
And what about the present?

855
00:34:29,985 --> 00:34:32,579
- What about the present?
- Do you have a boyfriend?

856
00:34:32,737 --> 00:34:34,831
Huh.

857
00:34:35,824 --> 00:34:40,705
- Long distance again?
- No, actually. Same city.

858
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,838
Well, where is he?

859
00:34:42,998 --> 00:34:45,092
He's in Chicago
at a partners' meeting.

860
00:34:47,085 --> 00:34:49,304
He's a partner.
He's a lawyer.

861
00:34:49,462 --> 00:34:51,385
- Mm-Yeah.
- Wow.

862
00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,801
- Older?
- Yeah.

863
00:34:54,968 --> 00:34:56,436
- How much older?
- Older.

864
00:34:56,595 --> 00:34:58,097
Okay -

865
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,020
How'd you meet?

866
00:35:01,182 --> 00:35:03,810
L-- I sold his house.

867
00:35:05,729 --> 00:35:08,278
Okay, let me guess.
He's divorced?

868
00:35:09,357 --> 00:35:11,234
Okay, he's divorced.

869
00:35:11,401 --> 00:35:13,950
The wife got the kids,
he got the house.

870
00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:16,206
But he thought
it was too big for him, right?

871
00:35:16,364 --> 00:35:20,961
So he just wanted like, a cooler,
smaller bachelor pad in the city,

872
00:35:21,119 --> 00:35:23,463
somewhere in a high-rise?

873
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:25,374
' Nope.
" No?

874
00:35:25,540 --> 00:35:28,544
No, no.
His new house is much bigger.

875
00:35:42,557 --> 00:35:44,559
Nick: Those are different.

876
00:35:44,726 --> 00:35:46,603
- Stop.
- It's this machine.

877
00:35:46,770 --> 00:35:48,397
Are you getting everybody
on that, by the way?

878
00:35:48,563 --> 00:35:49,906
- I'm trying to.
- 'Cause I just--

879
00:35:50,065 --> 00:35:51,942
I can't just have it be your clique.
I need everybody.

880
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,327
You're right. You're right. And I think
there's a lesson in there for me.

881
00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,329
Julie:
Good.

882
00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,081
Anna: Is that
his mother's earring?

883
00:35:58,239 --> 00:35:59,786
Look, it looks like
a mother-of-pearl.

884
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:01,872
- He got away with that. Nobody ever--
- I know, right?

885
00:36:02,035 --> 00:36:03,503
Back then it was, like,
that's how cool he is.

886
00:36:03,662 --> 00:36:05,756
He could wear, like--
he could dress like a Village Person

887
00:36:05,914 --> 00:36:08,292
and still be cool.

888
00:36:08,458 --> 00:36:10,256
You had this amazing glow
in high school.

889
00:36:10,418 --> 00:36:12,671
Yeah.
All these pictures. Crazy.

890
00:36:12,837 --> 00:36:14,555
Well, I'd like to think
I still have that glow.

891
00:36:14,714 --> 00:36:16,307
- You do, I think.
- That's not what I--

892
00:36:16,466 --> 00:36:18,343
- I think you do.
- That's not what I meant.

893
00:36:22,347 --> 00:36:24,395
Man.
No.

894
00:36:24,557 --> 00:36:26,275
- Yep.
- Can we not?

895
00:36:26,434 --> 00:36:27,856
That was senior year.

896
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:30,317
- That was four days ago.
- Look how tiny you were.

897
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:31,948
Isn't it sad?

898
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:33,575
I was a tween.
I was still a tween.

899
00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:37,116
I remember that day.
I got my first pube

900
00:36:37,278 --> 00:36:39,531
and I thought I was turning into
a fly-human hybrid

901
00:36:39,698 --> 00:36:41,245
'cause I watched
too much science fiction.

902
00:36:41,408 --> 00:36:44,252
- You're so funny.
- Well, thanks.

903
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:47,506
Clearly you had a much better time
in high school than I did.

904
00:36:47,664 --> 00:36:49,462
I had a much better time
in high school than you did.

905
00:36:49,624 --> 00:36:52,298
In fact, I think I had a much better
time in high school than anybody did.

906
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:54,554
What was the secret?

907
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:57,387
My mother actually--
she taught me very early on

908
00:36:57,549 --> 00:36:59,472
how to have a very good time.

909
00:36:59,634 --> 00:37:02,137
Wherever she is now,
she's probably drunk, having a blast.

910
00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:03,520
Julie:
Photo op!

911
00:37:03,680 --> 00:37:05,227
That's why
whatever high school taught us,

912
00:37:05,390 --> 00:37:08,109
I'll always remember
my very first lesson.

913
00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:10,566
- Cheese.
- Yay!

914
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:12,231
- Can I get a copy of that?
- Let me see it.

915
00:37:12,397 --> 00:37:13,740
- Should be one more.
- I gotta take this off.

916
00:37:13,898 --> 00:37:15,992
- No, that's beautiful.
- And my eyes are a little closed.

917
00:37:16,151 --> 00:37:17,573
- Do you want a hand with that?
- Here, I got it. I can get it.

918
00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:19,283
Okay -

919
00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:21,289
- All right. All righty.
- Okay.

920
00:37:21,448 --> 00:37:23,325
- So much better.
- Julie: Gorgeous.

921
00:37:23,491 --> 00:37:24,617
- Ready?
- Julie: All right, guys.

922
00:37:24,784 --> 00:37:26,411
One, two, three.

923
00:37:26,578 --> 00:37:27,830
Julie: Cheese.

924
00:37:27,996 --> 00:37:29,213
Love it!

925
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:31,374
Can I get a fresh one?

926
00:37:36,004 --> 00:37:38,098
You have a TV out here
or just the one back at the bar?

927
00:37:38,256 --> 00:37:40,099
I'm sorry, sir.
The TV's actually in the bar.

928
00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,510
Okay -

929
00:37:41,676 --> 00:37:44,429
You ain't no Jake, bro.

930
00:37:44,596 --> 00:37:47,349
Hey, honey.
Thanks for getting me a drink.

931
00:37:47,515 --> 00:37:48,767
- Is he kidding?
- Let me get you a drink.

932
00:37:48,933 --> 00:37:50,059
- No, it's fine.
- You sure?

933
00:37:50,226 --> 00:37:52,695
Yeah, no. I just would like my husband
to ask me if I'd like a drink.

934
00:37:52,854 --> 00:37:55,027
- It would be a nice gesture.
- You're the one that let him drink.

935
00:37:55,190 --> 00:37:57,488
Let him drink? He's a big boy.
I'm not his babysitter.

936
00:37:57,650 --> 00:37:59,778
Come on. You know you're
his babysitter, so don't even--

937
00:37:59,944 --> 00:38:01,946
- let's go look at pictures.
- Why don't you go be his babysitter?

938
00:38:02,113 --> 00:38:03,285
- So I can have a night off.
- I think we're gonna--

939
00:38:03,448 --> 00:38:05,121
babe, we're just gonna stay here
and have a little girl time.

940
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,785
- Okay. All right.
- Love you.

941
00:38:06,951 --> 00:38:09,704
Wait, wait, look. This is Andre.

942
00:38:09,871 --> 00:38:12,294
- That's funny. Yeah.
- He's dancing with his sister.

943
00:38:14,584 --> 00:38:16,507
Garrity:
My gosh.

944
00:38:20,799 --> 00:38:22,972
My God.
Is that you?

945
00:38:26,346 --> 00:38:28,348
Yep, that's me.

946
00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:30,983
Well, there it is.

947
00:38:31,142 --> 00:38:33,065
Garrity:
Yep. There it is.

948
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:35,481
"G-Money."

949
00:38:37,649 --> 00:38:39,367
Garrity: That's my friend,
Brock, right there.

950
00:38:39,526 --> 00:38:41,654
And with the "B.U.M. Equipment"
is Ross.

951
00:38:41,820 --> 00:38:43,572
- Where'd you go?
- Olivia: I'm just...

952
00:38:43,738 --> 00:38:46,082
seeing if I can get
any more "G-Money."

953
00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:04,100
Shit.

954
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,353
Why's it feel so long ago?

955
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:12,852
Huh.
Sassy.

956
00:39:14,519 --> 00:39:16,567
Look at that.
Was that Christmas?

957
00:39:16,729 --> 00:39:18,072
Mary: Yeah, it was.

958
00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:22,906
And this was prom.

959
00:39:28,616 --> 00:39:30,368
I guess so.

960
00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,459
You know, I got my tiara like,
two, three weeks later.

961
00:39:40,169 --> 00:39:43,173
Sorry you didn't get to wear it.

962
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,348
I wore it.

963
00:39:48,761 --> 00:39:50,308
It was only in my room, but...

964
00:39:50,471 --> 00:39:52,894
I wore it.

965
00:39:53,933 --> 00:39:55,901
No, sorry.

966
00:39:59,063 --> 00:40:00,189
No.

967
00:40:00,356 --> 00:40:02,154
You don't wanna go over there?

968
00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:03,694
No.

969
00:40:05,612 --> 00:40:06,909
Do you wanna go over there?

970
00:40:07,906 --> 00:40:09,158
I love you.

971
00:40:10,783 --> 00:40:13,161
- Right?
- Mm-mm.

972
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,750
No.

973
00:40:14,913 --> 00:40:17,166
I love each and all of you.
Thank you for accepting my apology.

974
00:40:17,332 --> 00:40:20,381
Allowing us to be
besties again...

975
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:22,386
for the first time.

976
00:40:22,545 --> 00:40:24,092
- Peter: It's fine.
- It is fine. It's great.

977
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:25,928
It's better than fine.
It's awesome.

978
00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:29,594
Because if you didn't accept my apology,
I would have to force you to.

979
00:40:29,761 --> 00:40:32,605
But I wouldn't use my fists,
'cause I ain't like that.

980
00:40:32,764 --> 00:40:35,017
- I'd use my tongue.
- Sorry.

981
00:40:35,183 --> 00:40:37,106
Cully: Not only that,
it wouldn't be violent.

982
00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:39,270
It would be tender.

983
00:40:39,437 --> 00:40:41,155
You would be like my cell mate.

984
00:40:41,314 --> 00:40:43,191
- And I would swallow...
- God.

985
00:40:43,358 --> 00:40:45,281
M)! Pride.

986
00:40:45,443 --> 00:40:47,411
Sicko.

987
00:40:47,570 --> 00:40:51,791
Get your little funny-shaped head
out of the gutter there, chipmunk.

988
00:40:54,494 --> 00:40:55,586
- What is your problem?
- Honey.

989
00:40:55,745 --> 00:40:57,793
What? He knows I'm joking.

990
00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,300
He know-- come on, come here.
You know I'm kidding, right?

991
00:41:00,458 --> 00:41:02,005
Man: No, no. No, no.
Please--

992
00:41:02,168 --> 00:41:03,215
- Come on, hug it out.
- Honey--

993
00:41:03,378 --> 00:41:04,425
Cully: I don't think you look
like a chipmunk.

994
00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,760
I just can't--

995
00:41:06,923 --> 00:41:11,019
Hey, hey, Peter.
Hi. I'm sorry that--

996
00:41:11,177 --> 00:41:12,474
thanks for being
such a good sport.

997
00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,732
L-- you know-- I know he can be
a little aggressive and,

998
00:41:15,890 --> 00:41:18,734
you know, he's had
one too many drinks.

999
00:41:18,893 --> 00:41:21,021
But he really means well

1000
00:41:21,187 --> 00:41:24,236
and he really is
such a sweet guy.

1001
00:41:24,399 --> 00:41:26,322
And I know it was really important
to him to talk to you.

1002
00:41:26,484 --> 00:41:29,738
No, no, no. it's--
I'm sorry.

1003
00:41:29,904 --> 00:41:32,874
'Cause you must have
to say this to a lot of people.

1004
00:41:33,032 --> 00:41:34,329
Huh?

1005
00:41:35,868 --> 00:41:37,791
L-- I have to go.

1006
00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,921
Reeves: So, if I want a new house,
I should call you.

1007
00:41:42,083 --> 00:41:44,802
Whatever.
I'm sure you need all sorts of houses

1008
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:47,555
for all those baby mamas
and groupies.

1009
00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:48,761
Baby mamas?

1010
00:41:48,923 --> 00:41:51,346
No, baby mamas get
their own baby mama condos,

1011
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,932
typically, and the groupies
are more of a road thing.

1012
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,972
Please, can I see your tour bus?

1013
00:41:56,139 --> 00:41:58,517
"Never Had" is, like,
the best song of all time.

1014
00:41:58,683 --> 00:42:01,106
- Yeah?
- Totally. Totes.

1015
00:42:03,229 --> 00:42:05,948
- Best song?
- Ever.

1016
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:13,205
That song...

1017
00:42:14,532 --> 00:42:17,331
I wrote it in like, two hours
and it barely made the album.

1018
00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:19,587
It's kind of crazy
how people like it so much.

1019
00:42:20,705 --> 00:42:22,799
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1020
00:42:26,586 --> 00:42:29,214
Have you never heard the song?

1021
00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,884
Yeah. What?

1022
00:42:34,260 --> 00:42:36,729
I-- I mean, you just
have to understand that...

1023
00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:40,392
I am in the car all the time
'cause of my job.

1024
00:42:40,558 --> 00:42:43,562
- Huh.
- And I've got satellite radio,

1025
00:42:43,728 --> 00:42:46,481
but I'm more of a talk radio
kind of girl.

1026
00:42:46,647 --> 00:42:48,945
Huh.

1027
00:42:49,108 --> 00:42:52,453
You know what? I bet if I heard it,
I would recognize it.

1028
00:42:52,612 --> 00:42:55,912
I'm sure.
I'm sure if I heard it, I'd know it.

1029
00:42:57,366 --> 00:43:00,165
The truth is,
I was only distantly aware

1030
00:43:00,328 --> 00:43:02,422
that you were a musician.

1031
00:43:07,668 --> 00:43:10,888
It's okay. It's all right.

1032
00:43:12,215 --> 00:43:16,345
You're just-- you're just telling me
that you're not with it.

1033
00:43:16,511 --> 00:43:18,309
- Right?
- Sorry,

1034
00:43:18,471 --> 00:43:21,145
It's all right.
Don't apologize.

1035
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,355
Hey, I really would love
to hear you play.

1036
00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:27,189
It's pathetic
that I haven't heard you.

1037
00:43:28,773 --> 00:43:31,617
It's not. No, it's not.
It's not pathetic.

1038
00:43:31,776 --> 00:43:33,904
It just means that--

1039
00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:36,164
that you're one of the few people here
that's talking to me

1040
00:43:36,322 --> 00:43:38,871
because of who I was,
not because of who I am.

1041
00:43:42,954 --> 00:43:44,877
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1042
00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,633
<i>So...</i>

1043
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,886
how many times
has he been divorced?

1044
00:43:51,546 --> 00:43:53,890
- Twice.
- Twice?

1045
00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:57,226
Third time's a charm.
That's what they say, right?

1046
00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:59,137
Neither of us
want to get married, so...

1047
00:43:59,303 --> 00:44:00,930
You don't want to get married?

1048
00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,185
No? You don't wanna be
someone's wife someday?

1049
00:44:07,436 --> 00:44:10,155
You don't wanna be
someone's third wife someday?

1050
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:15,153
It's cold.
Let's go inside.

1051
00:44:19,157 --> 00:44:22,001
Well, well, well.
Where have you been all night?

1052
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:25,039
Just taking care
of my third child.

1053
00:44:25,204 --> 00:44:26,501
Let's just get drunk.

1054
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:28,507
- I can't. I have to drive.
- Crap. Sorry.

1055
00:44:28,666 --> 00:44:30,213
Mary? Mary?

1056
00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,844
Wait. This--

1057
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,550
- Come here. Hey.
- Scott.

1058
00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:35,260
- My God.
- My goodness.

1059
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:37,551
I heard you weren't gonna be here
and then I heard that you were and--

1060
00:44:37,717 --> 00:44:39,219
- This is my husband.
- Paul: How are you?

1061
00:44:39,385 --> 00:44:41,854
- Scott. It's a-- pull up a chair.
- Sam: How's your night been?

1062
00:44:42,013 --> 00:44:45,062
Great, actually.
It's been really trippy

1063
00:44:45,224 --> 00:44:47,693
to look through
all these photographs

1064
00:44:47,852 --> 00:44:49,525
and realize how old
we've gotten.

1065
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:50,859
- We're not that old.
- Mary: This one's finding out all my

1066
00:44:51,022 --> 00:44:53,150
- secrets and tricks and everything.
- I feel old.

1067
00:44:53,316 --> 00:44:55,785
Anna: No, you definitely
didn't ask me to prom, AJ

1068
00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,243
I would've remembered it.
Definitely.

1069
00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,783
You sure I never asked you?
I had to have asked you.

1070
00:45:01,949 --> 00:45:03,701
No.

1071
00:45:03,868 --> 00:45:06,337
Jason Maclntyre,
Mike Brighty,

1072
00:45:06,495 --> 00:45:08,748
Gabe Vertz asked me.

1073
00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:10,883
You asked me to prom.

1074
00:45:11,042 --> 00:45:13,170
But never you, AJ

1075
00:45:13,336 --> 00:45:15,304
The carcass is floating
in the water already.

1076
00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:18,216
Who'd you finally say yes to?
You went with a college guy.

1077
00:45:18,382 --> 00:45:19,884
I went with a guy
who wasn't in our class.

1078
00:45:20,051 --> 00:45:22,053
You went with a college guy.
So boring.

1079
00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,221
Anyway, I thought prom
was kind of boring.

1080
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:26,015
- Sort of like a waste of time.
- No. No, no.

1081
00:45:26,182 --> 00:45:28,059
- Prom was awesome.
- Marty: I hated prom.

1082
00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:29,443
I had the most miserable time,
but I don't think it was a waste--

1083
00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:32,572
I think that's the point of prom--
to have a miserable time, right?

1084
00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,152
I went with Jenny Sakamora.

1085
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:36,067
- Remember Jenny Sakamora?
- Wow.

1086
00:45:36,234 --> 00:45:39,033
Marty: She looked like one of
the Sand People in Star Wars.

1087
00:45:39,195 --> 00:45:41,118
And the worst breath--
you can't believe this breath.

1088
00:45:41,280 --> 00:45:43,578
And she wouldn't kiss me. That was
the irony. Wouldn't kiss me all night.

1089
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:47,086
I don't think it was a waste of time.
That's kind of the point.

1090
00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,713
I think it's supposed to be,
like, a rite of passage.

1091
00:45:48,871 --> 00:45:51,795
I mean, can you imagine not being
disappointed at your prom?

1092
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:53,585
Seriously.

1093
00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,004
Well, I mean-- sorry.
You guys excluded.

1094
00:45:56,170 --> 00:45:58,047
I'm sure you guys
weren't disappointed at prom.

1095
00:45:58,214 --> 00:46:01,343
You genetic--
you genetic superhumans.

1096
00:46:01,509 --> 00:46:03,432
- Ahem--
- What?

1097
00:46:03,594 --> 00:46:07,690
- We didn't go, man. Remember?
- Yeah.

1098
00:46:07,848 --> 00:46:11,569
My God.
My God. I'm so sorry.

1099
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:14,150
Why's he apologizing?

1100
00:46:14,313 --> 00:46:16,611
Well, actually,
I didn't make it to prom because

1101
00:46:16,774 --> 00:46:20,654
that was the first time
Dad had a heart attack.

1102
00:46:22,321 --> 00:46:24,415
And so we just--
we didn't make it.

1103
00:46:24,573 --> 00:46:27,452
We actually spent-- I spent prom
in a hospital room with Jake.

1104
00:46:30,288 --> 00:46:31,915
Paul:

1105
00:46:34,250 --> 00:46:36,594
Dude, we're going to Pretzels.

1106
00:46:36,752 --> 00:46:38,971
We're all going to Pretzels.
Let's go.

1107
00:46:39,130 --> 00:46:40,848
Look. It's my husband,
the event coordinator.

1108
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:42,133
- Cully: Let's go!
- No.

1109
00:46:42,300 --> 00:46:43,552
We're not-- we're not really
going to Pretzels, are we?

1110
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:45,345
Cully:
Yes, we are! Yes, we are.

1111
00:46:45,511 --> 00:46:48,936
How is it possible that I'm not
in any of these pictures?

1112
00:46:49,098 --> 00:46:52,102
It's like I didn't even go to school
with you guys.

1113
00:46:52,268 --> 00:46:53,440
Maybe you don't really exist.

1114
00:46:53,602 --> 00:46:56,196
I was very camera-shy, maybe.

1115
00:46:57,440 --> 00:46:59,863
No, there's one.
There's gotta be one somewhere.

1116
00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:01,778
I don't know.

1117
00:47:01,944 --> 00:47:04,117
Anna.
We're doing shots.

1118
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:05,577
One more before Pretzels.

1119
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,162
I just need to steal her
for one photo.

1120
00:47:07,325 --> 00:47:08,497
- Yeah, one photo.
- Real quick.

1121
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,878
Come back, though.
We're gonna be here.

1122
00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:17,881
- What the hell are you doing?
- What are you talking about?

1123
00:47:18,044 --> 00:47:19,387
What do you mean,
what am I talking about?

1124
00:47:19,545 --> 00:47:21,889
You're flirting with her.
All night you've been flirting with her.

1125
00:47:22,048 --> 00:47:23,721
Don't be an asshole.

1126
00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:26,227
I'm not being an asshole.
I just want-- you're married.

1127
00:47:26,385 --> 00:47:27,887
You remember, you're married
and you have a boat.

1128
00:47:28,054 --> 00:47:29,271
I just wanted to make sure
you know that.

1129
00:47:29,430 --> 00:47:31,023
- I do remember, Marty.
- You remember? Good, good, good.

1130
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:33,560
- I just want to make sure you remember.
- I especially remember.

1131
00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:35,979
What does that mean,
"I especially remember"?

1132
00:47:36,145 --> 00:47:40,275
It means--
I don't get to--

1133
00:47:42,109 --> 00:47:44,578
- I don't get to do this.
- What are you talking about?

1134
00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:45,738
- Do this?
- What do you care?

1135
00:47:45,905 --> 00:47:48,078
You sleep with models.

1136
00:48:04,924 --> 00:48:07,018
I slept with a model.

1137
00:48:07,176 --> 00:48:09,349
Once, okay?

1138
00:48:09,512 --> 00:48:10,764
No, I'm saying.
I'm just--

1139
00:48:10,930 --> 00:48:12,932
- And she was a plus-sized model.
- What?

1140
00:48:14,100 --> 00:48:15,477
What?

1141
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:17,987
You didn't tell me that.

1142
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,613
Whatever,
she was a plus-sized model.

1143
00:48:19,772 --> 00:48:20,944
- You didn't tell me--
- She was still a model, okay?

1144
00:48:21,107 --> 00:48:22,108
She was still a model.

1145
00:48:22,274 --> 00:48:23,526
I found you.

1146
00:48:23,692 --> 00:48:25,160
You did?

1147
00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:27,287
You-- my gosh!

1148
00:48:27,446 --> 00:48:29,073
Yes, I did.

1149
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,583
Reeves: I love blurred
in the background.

1150
00:48:30,741 --> 00:48:33,369
I forgot about those yellow shoes.

1151
00:48:33,536 --> 00:48:35,834
- You forgot about 'em?
- Wow.

1152
00:48:35,996 --> 00:48:38,169
- I didn't.
- I was obsessed with--

1153
00:48:38,332 --> 00:48:41,927
those were the first designer anything
I ever bought.

1154
00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:44,305
- I wore those all the time.
- Yeah, I remember.

1155
00:48:44,463 --> 00:48:47,262
I'd wear those in gym class
if they let me.

1156
00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:52,643
Look at me.

1157
00:48:52,805 --> 00:48:55,228
Even there I look like
I just can't wait to get out.

1158
00:48:55,391 --> 00:48:57,234
- Yeah.
- I would've never guessed

1159
00:48:57,393 --> 00:49:00,738
that I'd come to something like this
ten <i>years</i> later.

1160
00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,322
How come you did?

1161
00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:08,659
- Mmm.
- You don't know?

1162
00:49:08,821 --> 00:49:10,664
Whoa!

1163
00:49:10,823 --> 00:49:13,497
Reeves:
My God. Dude.

1164
00:49:13,659 --> 00:49:16,162
You coming to Pretzels,
you little bitch? Let's go to Pretzels.

1165
00:49:16,328 --> 00:49:18,001
- You're going to Pretzels right now?
- I was talking to him, not to you.

1166
00:49:18,164 --> 00:49:19,586
- Yeah.
- Come on. But you can come.

1167
00:49:19,748 --> 00:49:21,000
- I'm not calling you a bitch.
- Thanks. That's really nice.

1168
00:49:21,167 --> 00:49:22,589
- You guys are going right now?
- Come on! Pretzels!

1169
00:49:22,751 --> 00:49:24,469
Okay. Okay.

1170
00:49:25,921 --> 00:49:28,344
You... you wanna
come to Pretzels?

1171
00:49:28,507 --> 00:49:31,056
Why would I need
to feel better about myself?

1172
00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:32,845
That's exactly my point.
You don't, AJ

1173
00:49:33,012 --> 00:49:34,980
You own a frickin' boat,
so I don't know what you're doing.

1174
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,732
What-- what is wrong
with you and the boat?

1175
00:49:36,891 --> 00:49:37,938
You're acting
like a crazy person.

1176
00:49:38,100 --> 00:49:40,853
Yeah. I'm acting like a-- shh.
Hey.

1177
00:49:41,020 --> 00:49:42,693
You ready to go?
A little Pretzels?

1178
00:49:42,855 --> 00:49:45,984
I left my fake I.D. at home.

1179
00:49:46,150 --> 00:49:48,528
You're gonna need that.

1180
00:49:50,029 --> 00:49:51,451
Sorry, guys-

1181
00:49:51,614 --> 00:49:52,911
You're not coming?

1182
00:49:53,073 --> 00:49:55,075
That doesn't sound like
the Anna we remember.

1183
00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:57,620
Yeah, the Anna in those pictures
would never leave a party early.

1184
00:49:57,786 --> 00:49:59,584
- Come on.
- The Anna in those pictures

1185
00:49:59,747 --> 00:50:01,420
- was the party.
- Yeah, right.

1186
00:50:02,458 --> 00:50:04,301
Wait. We're good?

1187
00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:07,714
You're a big city boy now.
Let's see how you do on your own.

1188
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,100
Hey, you guys. We're going to Pretzels.
You guys going to Pretzels?

1189
00:50:15,262 --> 00:50:18,141
Pretzels? Moving on? Pretzels?
You guys going to Pretzels?

1190
00:50:18,307 --> 00:50:19,729
You guys gotta sign
the memory book before you go.

1191
00:50:19,892 --> 00:50:20,893
- Qh--
- Just sign it.

1192
00:50:21,060 --> 00:50:22,403
- We're gonna miss--
- Nope, you got two seconds.

1193
00:50:22,561 --> 00:50:25,064
- Just sign it. You gotta sign it.
- Come on, let's sign it.

1194
00:50:25,231 --> 00:50:26,574
Cully: Hey, Jake.

1195
00:50:26,732 --> 00:50:28,905
Yo, Jake.
Let's do it, bro.

1196
00:50:31,028 --> 00:50:33,907
-- My God.

1197
00:50:34,073 --> 00:50:35,575
Cully:
The thing broke.

1198
00:50:37,076 --> 00:50:39,044
- Are you all right?
- Nope, I'm good.

1199
00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:41,672
Get on the couch.
Go sit on the couch.

1200
00:50:42,957 --> 00:50:44,550
Julie?

1201
00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:45,834
- I'm sorry.
- Are you all right?

1202
00:50:46,001 --> 00:50:48,550
- No, I didn't--
- Go apologize to Julie.

1203
00:50:48,712 --> 00:50:50,555
- Are you gonna apologize to her?
- Mary: What happened?

1204
00:50:50,714 --> 00:50:53,558
Nothing happened other than Sam
is actually gonna kill him, I think.

1205
00:50:53,717 --> 00:50:54,843
Sam:
No, I don't have yourjacket.

1206
00:50:57,429 --> 00:51:01,525
Look. I just gotta tell you.
I'm happy you decided to come.

1207
00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:05,605
Can I tell you something?

1208
00:51:06,605 --> 00:51:08,448
You're the only reason I did.

1209
00:51:12,444 --> 00:51:14,617
I'll see you at Pretzels.

1210
00:51:14,780 --> 00:51:16,453
Okay -

1211
00:51:19,451 --> 00:51:20,668
You did an amazing job, Julie.

1212
00:51:20,828 --> 00:51:22,830
- Really? You sure?
- Don't worry about it.

1213
00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:26,459
Ha ha.
Scotty P, "Sukiwaba."

1214
00:51:26,625 --> 00:51:28,468
Let's go to Pretzels
and find some victims.

1215
00:51:28,627 --> 00:51:30,174
- Arf, arf, arf.
- God.

1216
00:51:30,337 --> 00:51:32,305
Pretzels? Yeah.

1217
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:33,932
Pretzels?
Bye, Snoopy.

1218
00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,185
- Bye, Snoops.
- Pretzels.

1219
00:51:36,343 --> 00:51:38,311
Let's go, baby.

1220
00:51:39,305 --> 00:51:41,353
I don't understand
why she's leaving already.

1221
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,062
She's too fun to be leaving.

1222
00:51:43,225 --> 00:51:45,148
Without one of us, you mean.

1223
00:51:49,940 --> 00:51:51,863
Would you-- I mean, honestly.

1224
00:51:52,026 --> 00:51:54,620
Would you have actually
gone home with her?

1225
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,998
I just wanted to know
I could've...

1226
00:51:58,157 --> 00:52:00,785
if I wanted to.

1227
00:52:01,827 --> 00:52:04,330
You know?

1228
00:52:05,873 --> 00:52:06,999
- Right.
- But that's--

1229
00:52:07,166 --> 00:52:09,168
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I get it.

1230
00:52:13,213 --> 00:52:15,215
You okay, pal?

1231
00:52:19,345 --> 00:52:22,098
You're right.

1232
00:52:23,432 --> 00:52:25,526
I shouldn't have
bought the boat.

1233
00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:29,188
- It was stupid. I--
- You wanted a boat.

1234
00:52:29,355 --> 00:52:32,450
No, I just-- I've taken
the boat out one time.

1235
00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,786
I don't even have access
to water where I live. It doesn't--

1236
00:52:35,944 --> 00:52:37,491
- Wait, really?
- Yeah.

1237
00:52:37,655 --> 00:52:40,374
Well, you gave it a shot.
I don't know why, but--

1238
00:52:40,532 --> 00:52:43,331
I can't even pretend to be
a boat guy.

1239
00:52:45,162 --> 00:52:47,460
You wanted a boat.
Pfft.

1240
00:52:50,125 --> 00:52:52,127
Anna:
It was so great to see you.

1241
00:52:53,712 --> 00:52:55,806
I want that boat.

1242
00:52:56,799 --> 00:52:59,348
- You know what we should do?
- Huh?

1243
00:53:00,344 --> 00:53:03,598
We should follow her home.

1244
00:53:03,764 --> 00:53:06,734
That's a little creepy.

1245
00:53:07,726 --> 00:53:09,649
Toilet paper her house.

1246
00:53:11,772 --> 00:53:13,240
Yeah? You want to?

1247
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:21,411
J' Yeah--
been all around the world J'

1248
00:53:21,573 --> 00:53:23,246
J' Come on, Pretzels J'

1249
00:53:23,409 --> 00:53:24,877
J' Scotty P is back J'

1250
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:27,584
J' Whoo, Scotty P is back J'

1251
00:53:27,746 --> 00:53:29,419
J' Suki, Suki's back J'

1252
00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:31,424
J' I came for the party J'

1253
00:53:31,583 --> 00:53:32,584
J' To get naughty J'

1254
00:53:32,751 --> 00:53:33,752
J' With my dress on J'

1255
00:53:33,919 --> 00:53:35,262
J' Eat popcorn,
watch you move your body... J'

1256
00:53:35,421 --> 00:53:36,798
You wanna do karaoke?

1257
00:53:36,964 --> 00:53:38,807
No.

1258
00:53:38,966 --> 00:53:40,092
You want a drink?

1259
00:53:40,259 --> 00:53:41,431
Okay -

1260
00:53:41,593 --> 00:53:43,311
- All right.
- Beer.

1261
00:53:43,470 --> 00:53:44,847
Okay -

1262
00:53:48,350 --> 00:53:50,478
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.

1263
00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:55,366
- What do you need, guy?
- 12 tequila shots.

1264
00:53:55,524 --> 00:53:57,902
- What?
- 12 tequila shots.

1265
00:53:58,068 --> 00:53:59,536
- Honey, give me the debit card.
- No.

1266
00:53:59,695 --> 00:54:01,117
I am not gonna pay
for those shots.

1267
00:54:01,280 --> 00:54:03,248
- You're not. I'm gonna pay for them.
- No, you're not. It's my debit card.

1268
00:54:03,407 --> 00:54:05,626
Let go. Let go.

1269
00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:07,957
Frantz: J' There I go, there I go,
there I go... J'

1270
00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:10,623
I'm so--

1271
00:54:10,789 --> 00:54:12,962
Mary: I've told you about Jake.
I've told you about my dad.

1272
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,468
Come on.
Are you kidding me?

1273
00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,173
There's so much awkwardness
that's going on.

1274
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:18,805
Are you gonna pretend like there's not
an awkward thing that happens

1275
00:54:18,964 --> 00:54:20,261
<i>- at 10-year reunions?
- J' Yeah... I</i>

1276
00:54:20,424 --> 00:54:21,641
We remember old stuff
from the past.

1277
00:54:21,800 --> 00:54:24,519
A lot of it, for me,
has to do with my dad.

1278
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:27,648
It's not all pleasant, happy memories.
It does feel awkward.

1279
00:54:27,806 --> 00:54:29,149
. Okay-
. Sari'!!-

1280
00:54:31,393 --> 00:54:34,613
J' All around the world,
same song <i>I</i>

1281
00:54:36,315 --> 00:54:38,784
J' All around the world,
same song... J'

1282
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:41,825
I'm gonna go check on Cully.

1283
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,534
You just-- are you gonna pay
for these shots?

1284
00:54:43,697 --> 00:54:46,325
Mm-mm.
I'll be right back.

1285
00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:52,252
Sam:
I'm tired.

1286
00:54:55,209 --> 00:54:56,711
Do you want a drink?
I can get you a beer.

1287
00:54:56,877 --> 00:54:58,971
- No, go talk to your friends.
- I will, thank you.

1288
00:54:59,129 --> 00:55:01,006
I'll see you in a little bit.

1289
00:55:04,176 --> 00:55:07,180
J' All around the world,
same song... J'

1290
00:55:08,555 --> 00:55:10,057
- I love you.
- I love you, too.

1291
00:55:10,224 --> 00:55:12,147
I'll see you in a little bit.

1292
00:55:13,727 --> 00:55:14,728
Do you wanna go outside
and have a cigarette?

1293
00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:16,522
- Yes. Yes, please.
- You do?

1294
00:55:16,688 --> 00:55:17,940
Okay, let's go.

1295
00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:19,528
It's time to get on the floor.
Dre!

1296
00:55:19,691 --> 00:55:21,364
Dre, I see you out there, baby.
Come on.

1297
00:55:21,527 --> 00:55:24,371
- Watch this.
- Scott: Get your bootie on the floor.

1298
00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:26,783
Listen up.
Whoo.

1299
00:55:26,949 --> 00:55:28,667
J' It's Scotty P, the freaky deaky J'

1300
00:55:28,826 --> 00:55:29,873
J' The squeaky meaky,
up and down J'

1301
00:55:30,035 --> 00:55:32,288
J' Well, as a matter of fact, I'll be
right back, I gotta take a leaky J'

1302
00:55:32,454 --> 00:55:34,627
J' So I'm drainin', entertainin',
but I got fame J'

1303
00:55:34,790 --> 00:55:36,087
J' An' the bases I touch, too much
for me tryin' to be namin'... J'

1304
00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:37,752
Let's go, ladies.

1305
00:55:37,918 --> 00:55:39,215
J' You saw me on cable an' grin I

1306
00:55:39,378 --> 00:55:40,880
J' I busted in
an' I was goin' to win J'

1307
00:55:41,046 --> 00:55:43,344
J' A Clark Gable back in Oakland,
it's the same old song... I

1308
00:55:43,507 --> 00:55:45,134
Dre:
G-Money's in the building!

1309
00:55:46,134 --> 00:55:48,432
J' Hypothetical, political, lyrical,
like Miracle Whip J'

1310
00:55:48,595 --> 00:55:50,393
J' Like butter,
my rhymes are legit J'

1311
00:55:50,556 --> 00:55:52,229
J' 'Cause I'm the humpty,
not Humpty Dumpty... J'

1312
00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:53,893
No, I gotta get back to my wife.

1313
00:55:54,059 --> 00:55:55,936
Get it in, G.
Come on, G.

1314
00:55:56,103 --> 00:55:58,401
Cosmic sandwich,
cosmic sandwich.

1315
00:55:58,564 --> 00:55:59,816
J' Settle down
when I come around J'

1316
00:55:59,982 --> 00:56:02,076
J' Get some fame, people change,
wanna live they life high I

1317
00:56:02,234 --> 00:56:04,487
J' Same song, can't go wrong,
if I play the nice guy... J'

1318
00:56:04,653 --> 00:56:07,657
- Dre: Show 'em what you got, baby!
- J' All around the world, same song... J'

1319
00:56:07,823 --> 00:56:08,915
- Yeah, G!
- J' The same old song J'

1320
00:56:09,074 --> 00:56:10,417
Dre:
Come on!

1321
00:56:18,709 --> 00:56:21,713
J' All around the world,
same song <i>I</i>

1322
00:56:23,213 --> 00:56:24,510
J' All around the world... I

1323
00:56:24,673 --> 00:56:26,971
Dre: Watch this, watch this.
He's going in. He's going in.

1324
00:56:27,134 --> 00:56:30,013
Ho! Ho! Ho!

1325
00:56:30,178 --> 00:56:31,600
Watch out!

1326
00:56:36,894 --> 00:56:40,444
J' All around the world,
same song. J'

1327
00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:44,943
That's how we do it at Pretzels.

1328
00:56:45,110 --> 00:56:47,238
Keep it up for the rest of the night,
baby. Let's do this.

1329
00:56:49,615 --> 00:56:51,743
Frantz:
G-Money's in the house.

1330
00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:56,163
Haven't done that in a while.

1331
00:56:59,207 --> 00:57:00,800
What?

1332
00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,504
That was insane.

1333
00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,804
That was really, really good.

1334
00:57:07,966 --> 00:57:10,469
Yeah. Really?

1335
00:57:24,066 --> 00:57:25,363
- Hi.
- Hi.

1336
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:27,198
Hi.

1337
00:57:30,572 --> 00:57:32,245
I hate that there's always
a line for the girls.

1338
00:57:32,407 --> 00:57:34,910
I know. It's so unfair.

1339
00:57:35,077 --> 00:57:37,000
Men have it way easier.

1340
00:57:37,162 --> 00:57:39,335
No. Jake and I
used to race each other.

1341
00:57:39,498 --> 00:57:42,001
I'm quick.

1342
00:57:42,167 --> 00:57:44,795
Now I'm gonna have to be quick, though.
Since I said that.

1343
00:57:47,965 --> 00:57:49,638
All right.

1344
00:57:58,392 --> 00:58:00,144
All right, slow down.

1345
00:58:00,310 --> 00:58:02,563
- Kill the lights.
- Shit.

1346
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:06,992
- Shit.
- Shit.

1347
00:58:07,150 --> 00:58:09,118
No, no, no.

1348
00:58:09,277 --> 00:58:11,780
Marty: Why does that house
look so familiar?

1349
00:58:11,947 --> 00:58:13,870
I feel like we've been here before.

1350
00:58:14,032 --> 00:58:15,705
- Really?
- Wait a minute.

1351
00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:19,121
Dude, that's-- I think that's
the house she grew up in.

1352
00:58:21,790 --> 00:58:23,042
Yeah.

1353
00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:25,085
Well, it's a nice house.

1354
00:58:25,252 --> 00:58:26,925
Yeah.

1355
00:58:28,839 --> 00:58:31,683
What do we do?
We just wait for her to go to bed?

1356
00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:33,810
Let's... let's get supplies.

1357
00:58:33,969 --> 00:58:35,221
Okay -

1358
00:58:35,387 --> 00:58:39,017
Let's get a lot of supplies. I want to
paint this house whiter than a--

1359
00:58:39,182 --> 00:58:42,777
- A Jimmy Buffet concert?
- A Jimmy Buffet concert.

1360
00:58:42,936 --> 00:58:46,236
- A Phish show.
- F0' sho.

1361
00:58:46,398 --> 00:58:49,151
No, a Phish show.
Like the band Phish.

1362
00:58:49,317 --> 00:58:50,944
Fo' shizo.

1363
00:59:04,416 --> 00:59:06,544
I don't know
if that was horribly good

1364
00:59:06,710 --> 00:59:08,462
or horribly bad
or horribly amazing.

1365
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,629
- Amazing.
- I know she was amazing,

1366
00:59:09,796 --> 00:59:11,423
but I'm not sure
about you and Frantz.

1367
00:59:11,590 --> 00:59:13,638
She's amazing, isn't she?
I told you she was amazing.

1368
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,928
You're next, Jake.
And you're gonna do it with me, too.

1369
00:59:16,094 --> 00:59:17,721
- Suki: Yeah, you're next.
- Hey, hey.

1370
00:59:17,888 --> 00:59:19,765
L-ley-

1371
00:59:19,931 --> 00:59:22,901
- Where you been?
- Baby, I think I'm gonna go.

1372
00:59:23,060 --> 00:59:25,609
- What? No.
- Yeah. No, it's fine.

1373
00:59:25,771 --> 00:59:28,570
It's totally fine.
I'm just really tired.

1374
00:59:28,732 --> 00:59:30,109
Okay, okay. All right.
Let me just say bye to everybody.

1375
00:59:30,275 --> 00:59:31,447
No, no.
I want you to stay.

1376
00:59:31,610 --> 00:59:33,112
- No, I want him to stay.
- We just met you.

1377
00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,905
- I want you to catch up.
- I'm not gonna stay without you.

1378
00:59:35,072 --> 00:59:36,949
I swear to God,
I'm just really tired.

1379
00:59:37,115 --> 00:59:40,119
It's fine.
It's totally fine. It's fine.

1380
00:59:40,285 --> 00:59:42,379
Just give me one minute.
I'm gonna talk to her.

1381
00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:44,631
I'm not even gonna say goodbye.
'Cause I'll see you in a minute.

1382
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:55,134
- Marty: Thank you.
- Thanks, Case.

1383
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:57,928
You have no idea
what we're gonna do with this.

1384
00:59:58,095 --> 01:00:00,223
No idea.
How are we--

1385
01:00:00,388 --> 01:00:03,187
We're gonna be wiping
our asses for years.

1386
01:00:03,350 --> 01:00:05,398
How are we gonna carry
all these?

1387
01:00:05,560 --> 01:00:08,154
Shit.
That's a good point.

1388
01:00:08,313 --> 01:00:11,658
Hey, Casey. Do you sell these
in a much bigger package?

1389
01:00:11,817 --> 01:00:13,490
Make it easier to carry?

1390
01:00:13,652 --> 01:00:16,496
I mean, like a 72-count pack?

1391
01:00:18,698 --> 01:00:20,041
No?

1392
01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:21,577
Look, if you wanna go,
let's just go.

1393
01:00:21,743 --> 01:00:23,495
No, I want to go.
I don't want you to go.

1394
01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:26,290
No, I don't care.
I'm not gonna just stay here.

1395
01:00:26,456 --> 01:00:28,584
My God.
Please let me have the keys.

1396
01:00:28,750 --> 01:00:30,627
- No. Why?
- Can I have the keys?

1397
01:00:30,794 --> 01:00:33,013
- Tell me why.
- Why? I'm tired.

1398
01:00:33,171 --> 01:00:36,220
- That's it.
- But why?

1399
01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:37,851
What's-- what is the deal?

1400
01:00:38,009 --> 01:00:39,511
Okay -

1401
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,060
- What happened?
- With what?

1402
01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:45,479
Come on.

1403
01:00:45,642 --> 01:00:47,815
You know,
I know everything about her.

1404
01:00:47,978 --> 01:00:49,355
But I don't know
why you guys broke up.

1405
01:00:49,521 --> 01:00:51,489
You've never told me
what happened.

1406
01:00:56,194 --> 01:00:58,367
I don't know.

1407
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,208
Her dad died.

1408
01:01:05,370 --> 01:01:08,544
So she stayed here
and I stayed with her.

1409
01:01:10,417 --> 01:01:14,797
And I don't--
things got really serious after that.

1410
01:01:19,426 --> 01:01:20,928
I don't know.
I stayed as long as I could...

1411
01:01:22,429 --> 01:01:24,397
till I just couldn't stay anymore.

1412
01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:27,810
I just needed to go to college
and grow up.

1413
01:01:30,187 --> 01:01:32,064
So have you grown up now?

1414
01:01:33,064 --> 01:01:35,658
What-- what kind of-- come on.
What-- I don't--

1415
01:01:35,817 --> 01:01:38,570
I really don't understand.
What you want me to say here?

1416
01:01:38,737 --> 01:01:41,035
- Okay, let's just go.
- I don't want you to go.

1417
01:01:41,198 --> 01:01:42,871
- I don't--
- I don't want you to go.

1418
01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:45,377
Jake, I don't want you to go.

1419
01:01:46,995 --> 01:01:48,838
It's your 10-year reunion.

1420
01:01:48,997 --> 01:01:50,965
Just go inside.
I'm tired.

1421
01:01:51,124 --> 01:01:52,876
Come back when you're ready.

1422
01:02:04,763 --> 01:02:06,265
Dre:

1423
01:02:06,431 --> 01:02:09,605
Garrity, now that's what I call
a rump roast.

1424
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,486
Olivia:
No, I get down.

1425
01:02:11,645 --> 01:02:14,364
Hey.
Your girl got a little bit,

1426
01:02:14,522 --> 01:02:16,320
but she's shakin' what she's got.

1427
01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:17,951
Garrity: She got some moves,
doesn't she?

1428
01:02:18,109 --> 01:02:19,952
- Dre: Yeah.
- They're my new friends.

1429
01:02:20,111 --> 01:02:21,533
- Garrity: Have fun.
- I'm her new friend.

1430
01:02:21,696 --> 01:02:23,118
Olivia:
I have new friends.

1431
01:02:23,281 --> 01:02:26,000
- You locked down a good one.
- Yeah, I know.

1432
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:29,584
Dre: Now me...
I'm about to go on a safari.

1433
01:02:31,957 --> 01:02:34,176
You're really never gonna
settle down, are you?

1434
01:02:34,334 --> 01:02:37,838
Nah.
I tried already.

1435
01:02:38,004 --> 01:02:40,257
Garrity:
Yeah? What happened?

1436
01:02:42,467 --> 01:02:44,765
Didn't stick.

1437
01:02:48,932 --> 01:02:51,481
Olivia:
They love me. I'm fun.

1438
01:02:53,395 --> 01:02:56,114
Come here, girl.
Mmm-mm.

1439
01:02:58,984 --> 01:03:00,031
Come on, man.
Get in this.

1440
01:03:00,193 --> 01:03:01,490
Okay, that was fun.
That was fun.

1441
01:03:01,653 --> 01:03:03,075
- What are we doing next?
- Yeah.

1442
01:03:03,238 --> 01:03:05,832
- Suki: Vanilla Ice?
- Scott: Ooh, genius. I like that.

1443
01:03:07,158 --> 01:03:10,537
- So no go with Jess?
- She was tired.

1444
01:03:14,874 --> 01:03:17,753
- You all right, man?
-Mmmmm.

1445
01:03:17,919 --> 01:03:19,171
- What?
- Hey, guys.

1446
01:03:19,337 --> 01:03:21,339
- What's up?
- Look who decides to hang out

1447
01:03:21,506 --> 01:03:23,850
- for a second.
- Yeah. What's going on?

1448
01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,682
You're in town for one night.

1449
01:03:25,844 --> 01:03:27,721
And we haven't seen you once.
What's going on?

1450
01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,264
- You guilting me?
- Maybe a little bit, yeah.

1451
01:03:29,431 --> 01:03:30,557
Aww.

1452
01:03:30,724 --> 01:03:33,022
- Scott: Who's the girl?
- Elise?

1453
01:03:33,184 --> 01:03:35,027
Mmhmm.
Who's Elise?

1454
01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:36,312
What do you mean,
"Who's Elise"?

1455
01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:38,026
- Reeves: We went to school with her.
- Yeah, man.

1456
01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:40,191
Physics class.
Mr. Ferguson.

1457
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:44,704
Nope, nothing.

1458
01:03:44,863 --> 01:03:47,036
What's going on with Mary?
How's it going?

1459
01:03:48,158 --> 01:03:49,580
Jake: What do you mean,
"How's it going"?

1460
01:03:49,743 --> 01:03:52,041
Is she how you remember her?

1461
01:03:53,288 --> 01:03:54,915
No.

1462
01:03:55,081 --> 01:03:56,378
No?

1463
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:59,340
- But no one is, so...
- I know.

1464
01:03:59,502 --> 01:04:01,049
- It's weird.
- It's cool.

1465
01:04:01,212 --> 01:04:03,260
- It's cool?
- Yeah, I like it.

1466
01:04:03,423 --> 01:04:04,766
You're so weird.

1467
01:04:10,096 --> 01:04:11,564
Shit.

1468
01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,935
This one's for
the Goo Goo Dolls.

1469
01:04:16,728 --> 01:04:18,696
Marty:
This one's for Darfur.

1470
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:21,233
It's so soft. I can't wait to use it
on my ass later.

1471
01:04:21,399 --> 01:04:23,242
Should we use eggs?
Should we use eggs? Too much?

1472
01:04:24,569 --> 01:04:25,741
- I think we're good for now.
- Okay.

1473
01:04:25,904 --> 01:04:27,076
- Thanks.
- Let's do it at the same time.

1474
01:04:27,238 --> 01:04:28,455
- Okay.
- Give yourself a little tail.

1475
01:04:28,615 --> 01:04:30,367
- It's really nice.
- That's a good tail.

1476
01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:31,625
How long is your tail?

1477
01:04:32,619 --> 01:04:34,838
- See, my tail keeps breaking off.
- That's a good tail.

1478
01:04:34,996 --> 01:04:37,249
- Okay, you ready?
- Fo' sho!

1479
01:04:41,378 --> 01:04:44,632
- So much.
- There's so much already.

1480
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:46,926
- It's actually kind of beautiful.
- It's really beautiful.

1481
01:04:49,427 --> 01:04:53,603
- I hope she finds the beauty in it.
- I think she will.

1482
01:04:53,765 --> 01:04:55,893
Bartender: Get your money out,
people. Don't be shy.

1483
01:04:56,059 --> 01:04:57,811
- I'm still waiting on that beer, bro.
- Get your money out.

1484
01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:59,695
I mean,
you got the time here.

1485
01:04:59,854 --> 01:05:01,697
- Bartender: What do you need?
- Man: Yo, what's the holdup?

1486
01:05:01,856 --> 01:05:04,029
- Bartender: I see you.
- Hey.

1487
01:05:06,111 --> 01:05:07,738
Where's-- where's Paul?

1488
01:05:07,904 --> 01:05:10,453
Um, early day tomorrow.

1489
01:05:10,615 --> 01:05:14,119
- So called it a night.
- Mm.

1490
01:05:14,285 --> 01:05:15,912
Jer.

1491
01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:17,706
- Scott: Jer?
- Where's Jess?

1492
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:19,874
Same.

1493
01:05:20,041 --> 01:05:21,634
Tired.

1494
01:05:21,793 --> 01:05:24,262
Tired.
She went back to the hotel.

1495
01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,883
I think they're both tired
of our 10-year reunion.

1496
01:05:28,049 --> 01:05:29,050
I would be.

1497
01:05:29,217 --> 01:05:30,594
- Jen
- Mary: They should've shared a cab.

1498
01:05:30,760 --> 01:05:33,684
- Jake: That would've been awkward.
- There's only one of me.

1499
01:05:33,847 --> 01:05:35,815
Excuse me, miss.
I'm so sorry.

1500
01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:39,190
I'm going in.

1501
01:05:40,395 --> 01:05:42,068
- Who wants a drink?
- Jerry: What are you doing?

1502
01:05:42,230 --> 01:05:44,324
Scott: Baby, you in the weeds.
I'm just helping you out, all right?

1503
01:05:44,482 --> 01:05:46,860
- Jerry: Everybody pays. Everybody pays.
- Yes, sir.

1504
01:05:47,026 --> 01:05:48,824
Jerry: Okay.
Who's next? Get your money out.

1505
01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:51,410
- Beer.
- What kind of beer? Bud?

1506
01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:53,667
- Bud's fine.
- That's fine? Good.

1507
01:05:53,825 --> 01:05:55,702
There you go. Barn.
Done. Mary, you?

1508
01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:57,121
Um, just water.

1509
01:05:57,287 --> 01:05:59,915
- You better be driving.
- I am driving.

1510
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,334
All right, all right. Water it is.
You fine, you fine.

1511
01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:03,968
Baby, what do you want?

1512
01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:06,380
- Jack and Coke.
- Jack and Coke? Jack and Coke.

1513
01:06:06,546 --> 01:06:09,265
Man, I made some serious drinks
while I was over in Japan.

1514
01:06:09,424 --> 01:06:11,518
- I'm keeping all the tips.
- Amazing drinks.

1515
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,053
I'm serious.
I'm definitely gonna come visit you.

1516
01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:14,846
I promise.

1517
01:06:15,013 --> 01:06:17,391
I know I've been saying it,
but I'm gonna come before you leave.

1518
01:06:17,557 --> 01:06:19,559
- For sure.
- All right. I'm gonna hold you to that.

1519
01:06:19,726 --> 01:06:21,854
- Wow.
- Done.

1520
01:06:22,020 --> 01:06:23,567
When are you coming back?

1521
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:24,947
All night long,
I get that question.

1522
01:06:25,106 --> 01:06:27,029
You know what?
You wanna hear a dirty secret?

1523
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,573
I might never come back.

1524
01:06:30,570 --> 01:06:35,121
This might be the last time
anybody ever sees Scotty P in Pretzels.

1525
01:06:36,951 --> 01:06:39,329
So you're just gonna leave? You're not
gonna come see your family,

1526
01:06:39,496 --> 01:06:41,715
- your parents anymore?
- Parents are retiring, man.

1527
01:06:41,873 --> 01:06:45,719
Both of 'em, this year.
So they're contemplating moving over.

1528
01:06:45,877 --> 01:06:47,470
- Mary: Wow.
- What do you need?

1529
01:06:47,629 --> 01:06:50,223
That's crazy.
And kind of sad.

1530
01:06:50,381 --> 01:06:52,304
Scott:
No, no, no.

1531
01:06:52,467 --> 01:06:54,595
I love the fact that I got to
come back with Suki.

1532
01:06:54,761 --> 01:06:57,389
But you know, I loved high school,
I loved college,

1533
01:06:57,555 --> 01:06:59,273
and now I love Japan, man.

1534
01:06:59,432 --> 01:07:01,275
I love everything that I've been able
to do in my life.

1535
01:07:01,434 --> 01:07:03,903
And, you know what? I'm probably
gonna love what I do next, right?

1536
01:07:04,062 --> 01:07:05,905
Whatever happens.

1537
01:07:06,064 --> 01:07:07,316
<i>So...</i>

1538
01:07:08,316 --> 01:07:09,693
Why spend your time
looking back

1539
01:07:09,859 --> 01:07:11,611
when you've got so much
to look forward to?

1540
01:07:11,778 --> 01:07:14,122
You know what I'm saying?
Crazy, yeah.

1541
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:17,454
Sad? Pfft.
No. No way.

1542
01:07:20,828 --> 01:07:23,422
- Hello?

1543
01:07:24,415 --> 01:07:26,258
He's so drunk.

1544
01:07:27,710 --> 01:07:31,556
J' Never seen you looking so lovely
as you did tonight J'

1545
01:07:32,549 --> 01:07:35,268
J' I've never seen you
shine so bright... J'

1546
01:07:35,426 --> 01:07:36,894
Shit.

1547
01:07:37,053 --> 01:07:39,306
Marty: I don't know if we--
do you think we've done enough?

1548
01:07:40,848 --> 01:07:42,100
My arm's so sore.

1549
01:07:42,267 --> 01:07:44,315
J' Lady in red I

1550
01:07:48,523 --> 01:07:50,366
J' Dancing with me... J'

1551
01:07:54,612 --> 01:07:57,240
J' Nobody here J'

1552
01:08:00,660 --> 01:08:02,958
J' Just you and me... I

1553
01:08:06,541 --> 01:08:07,963
We should take a picture of it.

1554
01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,969
- It's gorgeous.
- It's a winter wonderland.

1555
01:08:10,128 --> 01:08:11,471
I know.

1556
01:08:11,629 --> 01:08:13,222
Shh.

1557
01:08:13,381 --> 01:08:15,349
J' Never forget, yeah... J'

1558
01:08:15,508 --> 01:08:17,681
Shit. Shit.

1559
01:08:19,137 --> 01:08:22,562
J' The way you look tonight... <i>I</i>
Beep boop boop.

1560
01:08:24,517 --> 01:08:26,485
Musical break, four measures.
Shots!

1561
01:08:28,813 --> 01:08:31,783
My God.

1562
01:08:38,072 --> 01:08:40,074
Marty?

1563
01:08:40,241 --> 01:08:42,243
- Is that you?
- Marty: No.

1564
01:08:44,829 --> 01:08:47,673
Hey. Sorry.

1565
01:08:47,832 --> 01:08:49,379
- Hey.
- AJ

1566
01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:51,795
- What the fu--
- J' Never forget... J'

1567
01:08:53,212 --> 01:08:56,091
- My God.
- Yay.

1568
01:08:56,257 --> 01:08:58,976
J' Asian in beige J'

1569
01:09:00,303 --> 01:09:02,681
J' The Asian in beige J'

1570
01:09:02,847 --> 01:09:06,351
J' I'll never forget... J'

1571
01:09:08,728 --> 01:09:11,356
J' The Asian in beige. J'

1572
01:09:11,522 --> 01:09:13,695
Peter:
Would you just-- I have to--

1573
01:09:15,860 --> 01:09:17,862
I have to-- get off.

1574
01:09:18,029 --> 01:09:19,997
Get off me.

1575
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:25,874
One more.
I wanna do another one.

1576
01:09:27,622 --> 01:09:29,169
Cully:
I'm doing it.

1577
01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:37,970
I'm actually
allergic to pretzels, so...

1578
01:09:38,132 --> 01:09:40,601
- So...
- being here is really dangerous for me.

1579
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:42,637
Reeves:
So your tongue is swelling up?

1580
01:09:42,804 --> 01:09:44,477
- No, I have--
- That's important information.

1581
01:09:44,639 --> 01:09:45,891
Cully:
Reeves, they have your song.

1582
01:09:46,057 --> 01:09:47,980
- Reeves!
- What's up?

1583
01:09:48,142 --> 01:09:50,440
They have "Never Had."
They have "Never Had"!

1584
01:09:53,564 --> 01:09:54,656
Jesus.

1585
01:09:54,816 --> 01:09:56,910
They have your song
in the karaoke machine.

1586
01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,741
I want you to sing it.

1587
01:09:58,903 --> 01:10:00,029
- Really? You're gonna do this--
- I would love it--

1588
01:10:00,196 --> 01:10:02,244
I actually would love it
if you sang the song.

1589
01:10:02,407 --> 01:10:04,956
Everybody, Reeves.
Who wants Reeves to sing the song?

1590
01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:08,959
Reeves!

1591
01:10:09,122 --> 01:10:11,170
- You're gonna make me do this?
- I'm not gonna make you do it.

1592
01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:12,834
I would really love it if you did.

1593
01:10:13,000 --> 01:10:15,173
- You're singing it.
- Elise: Come on.

1594
01:10:15,336 --> 01:10:16,588
You should've lied.
You should've said that you heard it

1595
01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:17,926
and that you liked it a lot.

1596
01:10:18,089 --> 01:10:19,762
I probably should have.

1597
01:10:19,924 --> 01:10:21,847
You definitely should have
'cause then I wouldn't have to do this.

1598
01:10:22,009 --> 01:10:23,852
Cully: Yeah!

1599
01:10:31,894 --> 01:10:34,488
Cully: Get up there,
Ricky Martin. Let's go.

1600
01:10:34,647 --> 01:10:36,445
- Jesus.

1601
01:10:37,442 --> 01:10:39,615
Give a hand to Cully,
ladies and gentlemen.

1602
01:10:39,777 --> 01:10:42,451
That's a big act to follow.

1603
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,081
That's right.

1604
01:10:52,123 --> 01:10:55,297
Never karaoke'd myself before.
This is very weird.

1605
01:11:02,467 --> 01:11:03,684
I'm sorry.
I'm gonna stop.

1606
01:11:05,094 --> 01:11:07,188
Reeves: Sorry, I--
Jerry, do you have a guitar?

1607
01:11:07,346 --> 01:11:09,565
- You got a guitar back there?
- Yeah.

1608
01:11:09,724 --> 01:11:10,976
- You want that?
- Yeah, bring it out.

1609
01:11:11,142 --> 01:11:13,144
- Let's do it.
- All right. Let's do this right.

1610
01:11:13,311 --> 01:11:14,779
I'm gonna sing.

1611
01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,709
Check, check.

1612
01:11:37,752 --> 01:11:39,550
Okay -

1613
01:11:39,712 --> 01:11:41,510
Here we go, GUYS-

1614
01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,477
If you guys wanna sing along...

1615
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:10,369
J' I've been gone for so long now J'

1616
01:12:11,494 --> 01:12:14,543
J' Chasing everything that's new J'

1617
01:12:18,709 --> 01:12:23,761
J' I've forgotten how I got here J'

1618
01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,932
J' But I've not forgotten you J'

1619
01:12:31,597 --> 01:12:34,441
J' We were just children J'

1620
01:12:34,600 --> 01:12:37,604
J' But our eyes opened and J'

1621
01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:41,445
J' You were all that I could see J'

1622
01:12:43,734 --> 01:12:46,283
J' Through the good times
and the bad J'

1623
01:12:46,445 --> 01:12:50,541
J' You were the best
I've never had J'

1624
01:12:50,700 --> 01:12:55,171
J' The only chance
I wish I had to take J'

1625
01:12:56,163 --> 01:12:59,758
J' But there was no writing
on the wall J'

1626
01:12:59,917 --> 01:13:04,138
J' No warning signs to follow J'

1627
01:13:04,297 --> 01:13:05,765
J' I know now I

1628
01:13:05,923 --> 01:13:08,517
J' And I just can't forget J'

1629
01:13:08,676 --> 01:13:12,271
J' You're the best I never had J'

1630
01:13:13,681 --> 01:13:15,479
J' Nah, nah, nah J'

1631
01:13:18,978 --> 01:13:21,822
J' And in this motel J'

1632
01:13:21,981 --> 01:13:25,360
J' Well past midnight I

1633
01:13:25,526 --> 01:13:29,076
J' When I'm bluer than a bruise J'

1634
01:13:32,491 --> 01:13:35,290
J' You come drifting in J'

1635
01:13:35,453 --> 01:13:39,048
J' Through the half-light J'

1636
01:13:39,206 --> 01:13:42,335
J' In your funny yellow shoes J'

1637
01:13:45,963 --> 01:13:48,682
J' And I hope that's you standing I

1638
01:13:48,841 --> 01:13:51,845
J' At my doorway J'

1639
01:13:52,845 --> 01:13:55,644
J' That's the scratching
of your key J'

1640
01:13:59,477 --> 01:14:02,151
J' And I hope this song
I'm singing J'

1641
01:14:02,313 --> 01:14:05,863
J' Someday finds you J'

1642
01:14:06,025 --> 01:14:09,996
J' Wherever you may be J'

1643
01:14:10,154 --> 01:14:11,246
<i>J'OohJ'</i>

1644
01:14:11,405 --> 01:14:13,999
J' Through the good times
and the bad J'

1645
01:14:14,158 --> 01:14:18,288
J' You were the best
I never had J'

1646
01:14:18,454 --> 01:14:23,176
J' The only chance
I wish I had to take J'

1647
01:14:24,168 --> 01:14:27,638
J' But there was no writing
on the walls J'

1648
01:14:27,797 --> 01:14:31,847
J' No warning signs to follow J'

1649
01:14:32,009 --> 01:14:33,602
J' I know now I

1650
01:14:33,761 --> 01:14:35,934
J' And I just can't forget J'

1651
01:14:36,097 --> 01:14:39,351
J' You're the best I never had J'

1652
01:14:39,517 --> 01:14:41,235
J' Nah, nah J'

1653
01:14:41,394 --> 01:14:43,396
J' Nah, nah, nah J'

1654
01:14:43,562 --> 01:14:45,906
J' Best I never had. J'

1655
01:14:59,537 --> 01:15:01,665
Thanks, guys.
Thank you.

1656
01:15:20,558 --> 01:15:22,310
That's for you, Mary!

1657
01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:25,104
Yeah! Shots!

1658
01:15:29,859 --> 01:15:32,988
- So that's your big hit song?
- That's my big hit song.

1659
01:15:36,407 --> 01:15:40,913
I didn't know you remembered
anything about me,

1660
01:15:41,078 --> 01:15:43,456
let alone could write
a song about me.

1661
01:15:43,622 --> 01:15:45,716
Really?

1662
01:15:46,709 --> 01:15:51,681
Well, there was that...
moment in the parking lot.

1663
01:15:51,839 --> 01:15:54,012
- The parking lot, yeah.
- After that basketball game.

1664
01:15:54,175 --> 01:15:55,848
Yeah, there was that moment.

1665
01:15:56,927 --> 01:15:59,476
I got scared.
I had my boyfriend.

1666
01:15:59,638 --> 01:16:01,857
Boyfriend in Austin.

1667
01:16:02,016 --> 01:16:04,018
Now you have
a boyfriend in Chicago.

1668
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,779
Yeah.

1669
01:16:16,489 --> 01:16:18,583
I should go.

1670
01:16:19,617 --> 01:16:22,496
Getting scared again?

1671
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:24,755
- Little bit.
- I'll walk you out.

1672
01:16:29,418 --> 01:16:31,091
Marty: Hey, Anna.
Should we wait outside?

1673
01:16:40,846 --> 01:16:43,099
You guys are 28 years old.
Do you remember that?

1674
01:16:45,101 --> 01:16:46,444
Sari')!-

1675
01:16:46,602 --> 01:16:49,105
Is that what you do in New York now?
Wrap people's houses?

1676
01:16:49,271 --> 01:16:50,818
- No.
- Is that how you roll now, Marty?

1677
01:16:50,981 --> 01:16:52,983
- I don't--
- I know this is hard to believe,

1678
01:16:53,150 --> 01:16:56,324
but a couple of hours ago,
it seemed like a great idea.

1679
01:16:56,487 --> 01:16:57,830
It did. I was there.
It really--

1680
01:16:57,988 --> 01:16:59,285
You guys are gonna
clean all this up.

1681
01:16:59,448 --> 01:17:00,700
- Of course, yeah.
- All of it.

1682
01:17:00,866 --> 01:17:03,119
Absolutely. Every ply.
Every last little--

1683
01:17:03,285 --> 01:17:04,787
- We should probably--
- We could start now.

1684
01:17:04,954 --> 01:17:07,252
'Cause we got plenty of time
before our flight.

1685
01:17:08,916 --> 01:17:10,338
Well, come in.
You're letting all the cold air in.

1686
01:17:10,501 --> 01:17:12,424
Are you sure? We--

1687
01:17:13,420 --> 01:17:16,640
- Thank you.
- So sorry again.

1688
01:17:18,342 --> 01:17:20,845
So, does your mom still live here?

1689
01:17:22,096 --> 01:17:24,519
I hope we didn't wake her up.
We tried to be quiet.

1690
01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,650
- She's a deep sleeper.
- Marty: Okay.

1691
01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:28,106
Cool.

1692
01:17:28,269 --> 01:17:32,490
- It's nice-- it's cool you're still--
- Boy: Mommy, you awake?

1693
01:17:32,648 --> 01:17:35,868
Was that a--

1694
01:17:39,780 --> 01:17:42,158
Last call, people.
Last call.

1695
01:17:43,159 --> 01:17:45,537
One more drink
and then the party is over.

1696
01:17:45,703 --> 01:17:47,296
Scott: Peter, what do you want?
Last customer.

1697
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:50,253
- Vodka cranberry.
- Yeah.

1698
01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:58,683
- You have fun tonight?
- Cully: Yeah, it was pretty good.

1699
01:18:00,217 --> 01:18:02,936
Yeah, it was fine.

1700
01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:09,477
- Scotty?
- Yeah, baby.

1701
01:18:09,643 --> 01:18:11,566
Look who's ready to have fun.

1702
01:18:11,729 --> 01:18:13,402
- Shots.
- Shots.

1703
01:18:13,564 --> 01:18:15,407
Shots. Three shots.

1704
01:18:15,566 --> 01:18:17,568
- Let's do it.
- You, me, Jerry. Let's do it.

1705
01:18:17,735 --> 01:18:21,490
Barkeep, Jerry,
let's go for it.

1706
01:18:21,655 --> 01:18:23,908
- You're driving.
- Who says I'm driving?

1707
01:18:27,411 --> 01:18:29,630
You want me to drive?
All right.

1708
01:18:31,582 --> 01:18:33,584
Unbelievable.

1709
01:18:33,751 --> 01:18:36,425
You're not the only one that
can get drunk, you know?

1710
01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:38,760
Maybe there are some other people
at the bar

1711
01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,426
that would like to throw back
some drinks and, you know,

1712
01:18:41,592 --> 01:18:44,641
act like an asshole
and sing bad karaoke.

1713
01:18:46,931 --> 01:18:49,150
You thought
my karaoke was bad?

1714
01:18:49,308 --> 01:18:51,527
Porter, come on, man. Are you
gonna take these shots with me or what?

1715
01:18:52,853 --> 01:18:54,855
So here's to you.

1716
01:18:55,022 --> 01:18:57,821
To my husband and your great night
and to us being the same age.

1717
01:18:57,983 --> 01:18:59,109
Cheers.

1718
01:19:02,404 --> 01:19:03,701
My God.

1719
01:19:04,698 --> 01:19:06,120
You Okay?

1720
01:19:07,117 --> 01:19:08,369
What was that?

1721
01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:10,583
- It's whiskey. You want another one?
- No.

1722
01:19:14,458 --> 01:19:16,051
Like you said, here's to me.

1723
01:19:18,462 --> 01:19:20,180
Scott:
Sorry, Sam.

1724
01:19:24,718 --> 01:19:27,437
Sam: So much for that being fun,
huh, Jerry?

1725
01:19:30,057 --> 01:19:32,401
Peter?

1726
01:19:32,559 --> 01:19:34,232
We gotta talk.

1727
01:19:34,395 --> 01:19:35,942
Come here, dude.

1728
01:19:36,939 --> 01:19:38,987
Come on.
We're buddies now.

1729
01:19:39,149 --> 01:19:41,527
- My God.
- I'm not a douche anymore.

1730
01:19:45,781 --> 01:19:48,250
Well, I guess that's--

1731
01:19:48,409 --> 01:19:50,503
that's probably time.

1732
01:19:50,661 --> 01:19:51,913
Yeah.

1733
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:54,502
I think that's it.

1734
01:19:58,836 --> 01:20:00,338
Are you good?

1735
01:20:00,504 --> 01:20:02,006
Are you good to get home?

1736
01:20:02,172 --> 01:20:03,924
Yeah. Sober.

1737
01:20:05,467 --> 01:20:07,185
Mary:
YOU?

1738
01:20:07,344 --> 01:20:09,438
Yeah.
I'm gonna figure it out.

1739
01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,650
Okay -

1740
01:20:17,730 --> 01:20:19,357
Come on, I'll walk you out.

1741
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:22,446
Um...

1742
01:20:22,609 --> 01:20:24,202
I'm right behind you.

1743
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,331
Okay -

1744
01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:36,711
- Hey, Jake?
- Yeah?

1745
01:20:39,918 --> 01:20:41,920
I think you owe me a dance.

1746
01:20:48,510 --> 01:20:50,228
Prom king.

1747
01:20:51,889 --> 01:20:55,393
I owe you a dance?
Really?

1748
01:20:56,935 --> 01:20:58,562
I want to dance.

1749
01:21:02,900 --> 01:21:05,494
- Boy: Mommy?
- Anna: I'll be right there, sweetie.

1750
01:21:05,652 --> 01:21:07,279
Boy: Okay.

1751
01:21:15,704 --> 01:21:19,254
Hey-- I didn't even know
you had a child.

1752
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:24,346
Marty:
Or children.

1753
01:21:24,505 --> 01:21:28,726
I know.
It's because I didn't tell you.

1754
01:21:30,344 --> 01:21:32,096
You want some milk?

1755
01:21:32,262 --> 01:21:33,935
You want some milk, baby?

1756
01:21:34,098 --> 01:21:36,647
I know, I know.

1757
01:21:39,812 --> 01:21:41,860
So you have just the two little

1758
01:21:42,022 --> 01:21:44,650
whippersnappers or...

1759
01:21:46,777 --> 01:21:48,279
We should--

1760
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:49,788
Hey, I think--

1761
01:21:52,241 --> 01:21:53,788
- Um, where's--
- We're so sorry, Anna.

1762
01:21:53,951 --> 01:21:56,921
- So where's the clad, or is he--
Marty.

1763
01:21:58,497 --> 01:21:59,714
Which one?

1764
01:21:59,873 --> 01:22:01,796
Which one do you
want to know about, Marty?

1765
01:22:01,959 --> 01:22:04,257
The dad who made--
who helped you make--

1766
01:22:04,420 --> 01:22:05,922
Shh.
That's not--

1767
01:22:06,088 --> 01:22:08,557
Marty:
Are they two separate guys?

1768
01:22:08,715 --> 01:22:10,137
Yeah, Jack's dad, we met--

1769
01:22:10,300 --> 01:22:12,894
I was cocktail waitressing
at a bar in college

1770
01:22:13,053 --> 01:22:15,021
and he moved to...

1771
01:22:17,433 --> 01:22:20,403
Atlanta, I think.
Yeah.

1772
01:22:20,561 --> 01:22:23,189
And, well,
Molly's dad...

1773
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,067
I don't even know
where to start.

1774
01:22:28,485 --> 01:22:29,828
- You don't have to--
- Look...

1775
01:22:29,987 --> 01:22:32,991
this wasn't the plan.

1776
01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:37,954
I know you guys moved off
and became really successful.

1777
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:42,421
And you're staring at me--
looking at me like...

1778
01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:45,211
But--

1779
01:22:47,754 --> 01:22:49,381
I mean, I--

1780
01:22:49,548 --> 01:22:53,394
those pictures of me
in high school.

1781
01:22:53,552 --> 01:22:55,850
L-- and, no.

1782
01:22:57,139 --> 01:22:59,983
It's what you said,
about that glow.

1783
01:23:03,854 --> 01:23:05,527
I had it.

1784
01:23:07,441 --> 01:23:09,159
And I miss it.

1785
01:23:10,652 --> 01:23:14,077
And I just thought
for like, one night,

1786
01:23:14,239 --> 01:23:16,958
I could give it a fucking...

1787
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:18,710
And then you guys come
and you ruin it.

1788
01:23:18,869 --> 01:23:21,247
You completely fucked it up.

1789
01:23:33,383 --> 01:23:35,385
I have a single bed.

1790
01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,561
I just have a little single bed.
A tiny little bed.

1791
01:23:40,557 --> 01:23:44,152
I have a 200-square-foot apartment
because New York is so expensive,

1792
01:23:44,311 --> 01:23:45,733
I can't afford anything more.

1793
01:23:45,896 --> 01:23:47,398
I don't even have a separate room
for my toilet.

1794
01:23:47,564 --> 01:23:49,316
It's just all in one room.

1795
01:23:49,483 --> 01:23:52,362
And I wanted to get a double bed,
but then I wouldn't have had room

1796
01:23:52,528 --> 01:23:54,906
for a partition around the toilet.
It would have just been

1797
01:23:55,072 --> 01:23:56,574
a bed and a toilet,

1798
01:23:56,740 --> 01:24:00,290
and then the living room
and the kitchen is all the same,

1799
01:24:00,452 --> 01:24:02,955
so I'd literally be shitting
where I eat.

1800
01:24:03,121 --> 01:24:05,920
So, you know?

1801
01:24:06,083 --> 01:24:08,177
I--

1802
01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:09,587
My wife's leaving me.

1803
01:24:09,753 --> 01:24:12,256
- Anna: What?
- What?

1804
01:24:12,422 --> 01:24:13,765
Mm.

1805
01:24:14,758 --> 01:24:16,431
Marty:
Are you serious?

1806
01:24:16,593 --> 01:24:19,437
Yeah, I keep screwing up
and she's getting sick of it.

1807
01:24:19,596 --> 01:24:21,439
Or she keeps screwing up
and I'm getting sick of it.

1808
01:24:21,598 --> 01:24:25,569
- It's--
- Why wouldn't you tell me that?

1809
01:24:27,980 --> 01:24:29,732
There hasn't been a right time.

1810
01:24:29,898 --> 01:24:32,526
What do you mean, the right time?
Are you kidding?

1811
01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:34,286
I was best man
at your wedding.

1812
01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:36,572
Who else are you
gonna talk to about it?

1813
01:24:36,738 --> 01:24:40,663
No one. No one.
No, I'm saying we all have messes.

1814
01:24:40,826 --> 01:24:42,499
It's...

1815
01:24:42,661 --> 01:24:44,459
We all have messes.

1816
01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:49,502
I have a tiny bed,
you guys have-- it's all relative.

1817
01:24:56,842 --> 01:24:59,641
- Hey.
- Hey, big guy.

1818
01:25:00,637 --> 01:25:01,763
- Mommy?
- Yeah?

1819
01:25:01,930 --> 01:25:02,977
I'm hungry-

1820
01:25:03,140 --> 01:25:04,983
Okay, sweetheart.

1821
01:25:05,142 --> 01:25:07,395
- Let me see what--
- You're hungry? I'm also hungry.

1822
01:25:07,561 --> 01:25:11,065
This is-- I'm the mayor of
Hungrytown right now.

1823
01:25:11,231 --> 01:25:13,700
We're a bunch of
hungry, hungry hippos.

1824
01:25:13,859 --> 01:25:16,362
Hungry hippos here.
So we're with you.

1825
01:25:16,528 --> 01:25:18,826
We're totally with you, big man.

1826
01:25:19,823 --> 01:25:21,200
Big night.

1827
01:25:21,366 --> 01:25:22,367
Big night for Jules.

1828
01:25:22,534 --> 01:25:23,911
- I need French fries.
- Yeah, you do.

1829
01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:26,079
- Like, now.
- All kinds of French fries.

1830
01:25:26,246 --> 01:25:28,214
We need to go eat.
I'm starving.

1831
01:25:29,875 --> 01:25:30,876
Woman:
ls anything open?

1832
01:25:31,043 --> 01:25:33,045
- Night, guys.
- Night, Sam.

1833
01:25:41,345 --> 01:25:43,939
Hey.
Let's go.

1834
01:25:45,474 --> 01:25:46,817
Wake up.

1835
01:25:48,518 --> 01:25:51,692
Hey.
You Okay?

1836
01:25:52,689 --> 01:25:54,407
No.

1837
01:25:59,279 --> 01:26:01,122
Let's go.

1838
01:26:02,491 --> 01:26:06,041
Come on.
You gotta stand up.

1839
01:26:06,203 --> 01:26:08,706
- Can you stand up?
- No.

1840
01:26:10,749 --> 01:26:12,877
Come here, come here.

1841
01:26:20,967 --> 01:26:22,765
Sam: Think you're gonna
remember this tomorrow?

1842
01:26:23,929 --> 01:26:25,181
Nope.

1843
01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:27,941
Okay. Let's get you
cleaned up, then.

1844
01:26:50,038 --> 01:26:52,257
- Elise: Another parking lot.
- Reeves: Yeah.

1845
01:26:54,418 --> 01:26:56,512
Another parking lot.

1846
01:26:58,755 --> 01:27:00,473
So, hey.
Where do you live?

1847
01:27:00,632 --> 01:27:03,055
'Cause I don't think I know
where you actually live.

1848
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:05,095
I don't really live anywhere.

1849
01:27:05,262 --> 01:27:07,481
I live out of a suitcase.

1850
01:27:11,685 --> 01:27:13,528
Do you come back here often?

1851
01:27:13,687 --> 01:27:16,941
No.
Almost never.

1852
01:27:19,693 --> 01:27:22,947
Well, I'll just give you
my number.

1853
01:27:23,113 --> 01:27:25,081
In case.

1854
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:28,243
In case you ever do
come back.

1855
01:27:30,412 --> 01:27:33,131
You could call me,
if you felt like it.

1856
01:27:42,299 --> 01:27:44,301
And doing that
would be a bad idea.

1857
01:27:46,344 --> 01:27:48,688
Why?

1858
01:27:51,850 --> 01:27:54,069
You're never here.
You're always on the road.

1859
01:27:54,227 --> 01:27:56,025
Right?

1860
01:27:58,607 --> 01:28:00,951
I'm here now.

1861
01:28:07,532 --> 01:28:12,254
J' Time is never time at all J'

1862
01:28:12,412 --> 01:28:16,007
J' I can never, ever leave J'

1863
01:28:16,166 --> 01:28:19,966
J' Without leaving
a piece of youth... J'

1864
01:28:21,671 --> 01:28:23,173
So, Jess...

1865
01:28:23,340 --> 01:28:25,843
<i>J"</i> And our lives
are forever changed... J'

1866
01:28:26,009 --> 01:28:27,807
Yes?

1867
01:28:31,389 --> 01:28:34,142
You're gonna marry her,
aren't you?

1868
01:28:36,394 --> 01:28:38,021
Mmmmm.

1869
01:28:42,984 --> 01:28:45,737
What the hell
are you waiting for?

1870
01:28:45,904 --> 01:28:47,156
L-lrnrn'?

1871
01:28:47,322 --> 01:28:49,120
I don't know.

1872
01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:53,708
She's just perfect
and I need it to be perfect.

1873
01:28:56,248 --> 01:28:58,876
Then ask her.

1874
01:28:59,876 --> 01:29:01,924
And it will be.

1875
01:29:05,590 --> 01:29:06,762
Olivia:
I don't wanna leave.

1876
01:29:06,925 --> 01:29:08,723
I know you don't,
but I'm taking you home.

1877
01:29:08,885 --> 01:29:10,057
I feel like I don't even
know you anymore.

1878
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:12,188
- Stop it.
- I don't.

1879
01:29:12,347 --> 01:29:14,190
What are you talking about?

1880
01:29:15,475 --> 01:29:18,319
I have always wondered what it'd be like
to sleep with a black guy.

1881
01:29:18,478 --> 01:29:19,650
- Really?
- Yeah.

1882
01:29:19,813 --> 01:29:21,565
Well, it's too bad
you're married to me, then, huh?

1883
01:29:22,566 --> 01:29:24,239
- Babe.
- What?

1884
01:29:24,401 --> 01:29:26,870
I'm the same guy you woke up
next to this morning.

1885
01:29:27,028 --> 01:29:28,905
Just with more skills.

1886
01:29:29,072 --> 01:29:31,666
Right, more skills.
Exactly.

1887
01:29:31,825 --> 01:29:34,169
I have skills
you don't even know about,

1888
01:29:34,327 --> 01:29:37,456
so you don't even know that.

1889
01:29:40,208 --> 01:29:44,884
J' And life can change,
that you're not stuck in vain J'

1890
01:29:46,965 --> 01:29:50,970
J' We're not the same,
we're different J'

1891
01:29:52,137 --> 01:29:54,481
J' Tonight <i>I</i>

1892
01:29:55,932 --> 01:29:59,186
J' Tonight, tonight J'

1893
01:29:59,352 --> 01:30:01,605
J' Tonight <i>I</i>

1894
01:30:03,148 --> 01:30:05,276
J' Tonight... <i>I</i>

1895
01:30:07,110 --> 01:30:09,454
Marty: I'm glad we found
a better use for these eggs.

1896
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:11,740
Yeah.

1897
01:30:11,907 --> 01:30:13,033
- Playing the piano.
- Right here.

1898
01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:14,291
She's gonna be a musician.

1899
01:30:14,451 --> 01:30:15,794
Do you guys want more?

1900
01:30:15,952 --> 01:30:17,704
- No, I think we're good.
- No. They're so good.

1901
01:30:17,871 --> 01:30:19,965
They're amazing.

1902
01:30:45,190 --> 01:30:47,192
Mart!!-

1903
01:30:47,359 --> 01:30:48,952
What'd you say now?

1904
01:30:50,487 --> 01:30:53,491
He said he thinks I'm glowing
more than ever now.

1905
01:30:58,495 --> 01:31:00,714
-- Yeah, yeah.

1906
01:31:00,872 --> 01:31:02,715
- You're great.
- Yeah.

1907
01:31:04,084 --> 01:31:05,552
- Yeah.
- Yeah.

1908
01:31:05,710 --> 01:31:07,257
Yeah.

1909
01:31:07,420 --> 01:31:08,672
Yeah, yeah.

1910
01:31:08,838 --> 01:31:10,840
- What about you?
- What?

1911
01:31:12,133 --> 01:31:14,056
Are you haPPY?

1912
01:31:15,095 --> 01:31:17,848
I know you're all married
and everything now.

1913
01:31:18,014 --> 01:31:20,688
Yep.

1914
01:31:20,850 --> 01:31:22,727
You happy with Paul?

1915
01:31:24,688 --> 01:31:27,692
J' Believe in me <i>I</i>

1916
01:31:27,857 --> 01:31:29,404
J' Believe... <i>I</i>

1917
01:31:29,567 --> 01:31:30,693
Not this again, really?

1918
01:31:30,860 --> 01:31:32,783
Okay, okay.
Yes, I pinky swear.

1919
01:31:32,946 --> 01:31:34,493
I pinky swear.

1920
01:31:38,284 --> 01:31:40,286
I haven't told anyone.

1921
01:31:42,706 --> 01:31:44,504
- I'm pregnant.
- You're pregnant.

1922
01:31:46,167 --> 01:31:48,169
I'm such an idiot.
I should've-- with the water.

1923
01:31:48,336 --> 01:31:50,213
My God.
How are you so little?

1924
01:31:50,380 --> 01:31:52,849
It's 10 weeks, so...

1925
01:31:54,259 --> 01:31:56,227
It's little.

1926
01:31:56,386 --> 01:31:58,354
My God.
I'm--

1927
01:31:58,513 --> 01:32:00,390
It's a little scary.

1928
01:32:00,557 --> 01:32:02,810
Don't be scared.

1929
01:32:02,976 --> 01:32:04,398
You hear me?
Do not be scared.

1930
01:32:04,561 --> 01:32:08,065
You are going to be
just like your dad.

1931
01:32:08,231 --> 01:32:11,201
You're gonna be
the absolute best parent

1932
01:32:11,359 --> 01:32:13,532
that anyone
could ever ask for.

1933
01:32:16,156 --> 01:32:17,874
No, don't, don't,
don't, don't, don't.

1934
01:32:23,621 --> 01:32:26,795
J' Believe in me
as I believe in you... J'

1935
01:32:26,958 --> 01:32:29,427
So you are happy.

1936
01:32:29,586 --> 01:32:32,886
J' Tonight <i>I</i>

1937
01:32:33,048 --> 01:32:36,552
J' Tonight, tonight J'

1938
01:32:36,718 --> 01:32:38,641
J' Tonight <i>I</i>

1939
01:32:40,388 --> 01:32:43,517
J' Tonight, tonight J'

1940
01:32:43,683 --> 01:32:45,435
J' Tonight <i>I</i>

1941
01:32:47,187 --> 01:32:48,484
J' Tonight. J'

1942
01:32:49,481 --> 01:32:50,778
Woman on TV:
It has a digital readout.

1943
01:32:50,940 --> 01:32:53,693
That's so unique.
It comes with a battery.

1944
01:32:53,860 --> 01:32:57,160
That is so generous.
A one-year warranty.

1945
01:32:57,322 --> 01:32:59,370
Ever since I had a baby,
I have had...

1946
01:32:59,532 --> 01:33:01,751
You waited up for me?

1947
01:33:01,910 --> 01:33:03,708
Yeah.

1948
01:33:07,165 --> 01:33:08,508
Thank you.

1949
01:33:08,666 --> 01:33:10,668
For waiting up for you?

1950
01:33:11,669 --> 01:33:13,137
No.

1951
01:33:15,924 --> 01:33:17,926
For making me stay.

1952
01:33:21,262 --> 01:33:23,606
I don't know.
I just needed to, like--

1953
01:33:24,766 --> 01:33:26,359
I needed to see
that she was okay, whatever.

1954
01:33:26,518 --> 01:33:28,612
I know.

1955
01:33:30,438 --> 01:33:32,281
Yeah.

1956
01:33:33,566 --> 01:33:36,570
I think you know me
better than I know me.

1957
01:33:36,736 --> 01:33:39,080
I think I do, too.

1958
01:33:42,242 --> 01:33:44,461
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

1959
01:33:44,619 --> 01:33:46,496
What am I thinking right now?

1960
01:33:48,581 --> 01:33:52,176
You're thinking
you want some bacon.

1961
01:33:55,505 --> 01:33:57,303
I'm always thinking of bacon,
so that's not fair.

1962
01:33:58,842 --> 01:34:01,015
Jess: No, you're not tickling
your way out of this.

1963
01:34:05,515 --> 01:34:08,234
I caught her staring at him,
like, seven times.

1964
01:34:09,769 --> 01:34:11,487
Wowie wow!

1965
01:34:12,480 --> 01:34:14,574
Julie: My God.
We're so glad you're here.

1966
01:34:14,732 --> 01:34:15,824
- Hey.
- No, we had to come back.

1967
01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:18,863
I'm glad you came back.
What'd you do, you go clubbing?

1968
01:34:19,028 --> 01:34:20,655
- Scott: Sit down.
- Good to see you.

1969
01:34:20,822 --> 01:34:22,574
- Take a seat, take a seat.
- Hi!

1970
01:34:27,203 --> 01:34:28,204
- We're going to Japan?
- Yes.

1971
01:34:28,371 --> 01:34:29,964
- You're all gonna go to Japan.
- Everybody.

1972
01:34:30,123 --> 01:34:31,295
I'm going to Japan.

1973
01:35:15,877 --> 01:35:18,175
I've been asked so many times
today, and they're like...

1974
01:35:39,234 --> 01:35:41,987
J' Clouds so swift,
the rain's falling in J'

1975
01:35:42,153 --> 01:35:45,248
J' Gonna see a movie
called "Gunga Din" J'

1976
01:35:45,406 --> 01:35:48,250
J' Pack up your money,
pull up your tent, McGuinn J'

1977
01:35:48,409 --> 01:35:50,582
J' You ain't a-going' nowhere J'

1978
01:35:51,579 --> 01:35:54,674
J' Ooh-whee, ride me high J'

1979
01:35:54,832 --> 01:35:57,927
J' Tomorrow's the day
that my bride's a-gonna come J'

1980
01:35:58,086 --> 01:36:00,805
J' Ooh-whee, we gonna fly J'

1981
01:36:00,964 --> 01:36:03,387
J' Down into the easy chair... J'

1982
01:36:09,806 --> 01:36:11,149
Vanillo, I'm serious.
Just come on.

1983
01:36:11,307 --> 01:36:13,230
- Nick: I'll try to get everybody.
- No-- yeah, right.

1984
01:36:13,393 --> 01:36:14,645
You will get everybody.
Just put it back.

1985
01:36:14,811 --> 01:36:16,358
It's just perfect.
I set it up perfectly.

1986
01:36:16,521 --> 01:36:17,773
- I'll put it back, I'll put it back.
- Okay, thank you.

1987
01:36:17,939 --> 01:36:18,940
- After I do this.
- No, Vanillo!

1988
01:36:19,107 --> 01:36:22,281
Hey, Vanillo. Just hanging out
at your reunion. Hi.

1989
01:36:22,443 --> 01:36:24,161
- What are you doing with this?
- Nick: I don't know.

1990
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:25,446
- What do you mean, you don't know?
- I don't know.

1991
01:36:25,613 --> 01:36:27,115
You gotta be filming for a reason.

1992
01:36:27,282 --> 01:36:29,535
- What's this for?
- Nick: I don't know.

1993
01:36:29,701 --> 01:36:31,419
It's just for us, really.
Nobody's gonna see it.

1994
01:36:31,577 --> 01:36:32,954
Who's us?
I don't know who us is.

1995
01:36:33,121 --> 01:36:34,122
So are you having
a good time here?

1996
01:36:34,289 --> 01:36:36,132
Yeah, are you having--
who are you?

1997
01:36:36,291 --> 01:36:38,760
I'm Vanillo. Nick.

1998
01:36:38,918 --> 01:36:41,717
Hi, Vanillo.
How's it going?

1999
01:36:41,879 --> 01:36:43,301
It's good to see you again.

2000
01:36:43,464 --> 01:36:44,465
Nick:
It's good to see you, buddy.

2001
01:36:44,632 --> 01:36:46,179
- Remember Peter Chang?
- That's really bright.

2002
01:36:46,342 --> 01:36:48,265
- Yeah, I do.
- Jung. It's Peter Jung.

2003
01:36:48,428 --> 01:36:49,429
- It's Jung.
- I know,

2004
01:36:49,595 --> 01:36:51,063
but no one remembers
you by that.

2005
01:36:51,222 --> 01:36:53,395
- Peter Jung, remember?
- Nick: Yeah, yeah.

2006
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:55,231
- I'm putting him in a car.
- Yeah.

2007
01:36:55,393 --> 01:36:56,565
Cully:
The night is young.

2008
01:36:56,728 --> 01:36:59,322
Nick: Would you say
the night is Peter Jung?

2009
01:37:02,984 --> 01:37:04,827
My God. I spilled.

2010
01:37:04,986 --> 01:37:07,364
The night is Peter Jung.

2011
01:37:07,530 --> 01:37:09,248
You know, the night is Chang.

2012
01:37:09,407 --> 01:37:11,501
It's good to be back, see everybody.

2013
01:37:11,659 --> 01:37:12,876
See Anna.

2014
01:37:13,036 --> 01:37:14,083
Whoo. What?

2015
01:37:14,245 --> 01:37:15,838
Does your mom have big boobs?

2016
01:37:15,997 --> 01:37:16,998
Whoo, she looks so good.

2017
01:37:17,165 --> 01:37:19,634
She looks really-- she almost looks
better than she did in high school.

2018
01:37:19,792 --> 01:37:23,672
She's got a little bit
of late twenties heft.

2019
01:37:23,838 --> 01:37:26,136
Like her body's yearning
to have a baby.

2020
01:37:26,299 --> 01:37:28,768
It's funny seeing Scotty P.

2021
01:37:28,926 --> 01:37:29,973
What is this, smashing?

2022
01:37:30,136 --> 01:37:32,514
What-- what was smashing?

2023
01:37:32,680 --> 01:37:34,728
Nick: Yeah, Scott.
What is smashing?

2024
01:37:34,891 --> 01:37:36,518
Really, Nick? Really?

2025
01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:38,937
You know, Kev Garrity--

2026
01:37:39,103 --> 01:37:40,320
you know, G-Money?

2027
01:37:40,480 --> 01:37:44,235
We're just smashing
every minute we can get.

2028
01:37:44,400 --> 01:37:47,199
And then, hopefully,
out of the smash session,

2029
01:37:47,362 --> 01:37:50,912
a baby will just smash out of

2030
01:37:51,074 --> 01:37:54,123
him and me and then I'll smash
that baby out of the womb.

2031
01:37:54,285 --> 01:37:55,332
And then my baby
will learn how to smash.

2032
01:37:55,495 --> 01:37:56,496
Nick:
That's good.

2033
01:37:56,662 --> 01:37:58,585
It's crazy, man.
It's crazy seeing everybody.

2034
01:37:58,748 --> 01:38:00,250
All the stuff that
we used to do together.

2035
01:38:00,416 --> 01:38:02,134
All the chicks we used to run.
What?

2036
01:38:02,293 --> 01:38:03,545
- We should go in the stall.
- Don't tell Jake.

2037
01:38:03,711 --> 01:38:05,008
- Let's go in the stall.
- Don't tell Jake.

2038
01:38:06,714 --> 01:38:09,718
- Everybody in the stall.
- Nick: Yeah, everybody in the stall.

2039
01:38:09,884 --> 01:38:12,387
- Sam: That's amazing.
- Actually, it's totally changed my--

2040
01:38:12,553 --> 01:38:14,555
I actually never did this
in high school, ever.

2041
01:38:14,722 --> 01:38:16,724
So this is kind of, like--

2042
01:38:19,852 --> 01:38:21,024
- I'm Millie-- I'm Millie.
- You remixed--

2043
01:38:21,187 --> 01:38:22,188
- Yeah.
- You remixed my song?

2044
01:38:22,355 --> 01:38:24,483
You know, I mean?
I just do music on the side.

2045
01:38:24,649 --> 01:38:27,027
- Which songs did you?
- J' The best I never had... J'

2046
01:38:27,193 --> 01:38:28,240
You know what I mean?

2047
01:38:28,403 --> 01:38:29,780
But look how sexy this is.

2048
01:38:29,946 --> 01:38:31,539
Whose boy band picture is this?

2049
01:38:31,697 --> 01:38:33,324
That's Scott.

2050
01:38:33,491 --> 01:38:35,084
- Scott, of course.
- That's Scott.

2051
01:38:40,915 --> 01:38:43,134
- Man: Scott, man.
- That's all I got! That's all I got!

2052
01:38:43,292 --> 01:38:45,545
Well, you are, kinda. 'Cause you
kinda grabbed mine in the bathroom.

2053
01:38:45,711 --> 01:38:47,258
She'd just got 'em.

2054
01:38:47,422 --> 01:38:49,766
Look, I remember you
in tenth grade.

2055
01:38:49,924 --> 01:38:53,679
- Those roses looked like, flat.
- That was junior year.

2056
01:38:53,845 --> 01:38:56,268
And then, in junior and senior year,

2057
01:38:56,431 --> 01:38:57,933
those roses
looked like blossoms.

2058
01:38:58,099 --> 01:38:59,442
Well, I was a late bloomer.

2059
01:38:59,600 --> 01:39:02,023
They're still talking about my boobs.
I'm sorry.

2060
01:39:02,186 --> 01:39:04,609
All right, picture me
as a big old Hershey Kiss.

2061
01:39:04,772 --> 01:39:05,898
Done.

2062
01:39:06,065 --> 01:39:07,442
For a little while.
That's why I just--

2063
01:39:07,608 --> 01:39:09,235
- Excuse us.
- Nick: Sorry about that.

2064
01:39:09,402 --> 01:39:10,574
That's your husband?

2065
01:39:10,736 --> 01:39:12,704
- Yes.
- I thought that was your dad.

2066
01:39:15,783 --> 01:39:18,627
Nick: So, do you see spending
the rest of your life with Jake?

2067
01:39:18,786 --> 01:39:20,504
I do.

2068
01:39:20,663 --> 01:39:22,961
I definitely do.

2069
01:39:23,124 --> 01:39:24,922
Give me the song,
give me the song, give me the song.

2070
01:39:25,084 --> 01:39:26,210
- J' You're the best, <i>I</i>
- Yeah.

2071
01:39:26,377 --> 01:39:28,175
J' The best I ever had... J'

2072
01:39:30,631 --> 01:39:31,632
Right...

2073
01:39:31,799 --> 01:39:34,643
J' There was no writing on the wall J'

2074
01:39:34,802 --> 01:39:37,897
J' No warning signs to follow J'

2075
01:39:38,055 --> 01:39:41,434
J' No, no, I just can't forget J'

2076
01:39:41,601 --> 01:39:44,024
J' You're the best I never had J'

2077
01:39:44,187 --> 01:39:45,939
J' Me and you, we equal two J'

2078
01:39:46,105 --> 01:39:47,152
J' No matter what you do J'

2079
01:39:47,315 --> 01:39:48,783
J' I'm rolling wit' you J'

2080
01:39:48,941 --> 01:39:50,284
J'l bust a cap J'

2081
01:39:50,443 --> 01:39:51,740
J' You make the money J'

2082
01:39:51,903 --> 01:39:53,155
J' I hold you up I

2083
01:39:53,321 --> 01:39:54,573
J' You my honey I

2084
01:39:54,739 --> 01:39:55,991
J' We snuggle buggle J'

2085
01:39:56,157 --> 01:39:57,329
J' We watch the tube J'

2086
01:39:57,492 --> 01:39:58,835
J' You watch the O J'

2087
01:39:58,993 --> 01:40:00,495
J' I watch SPN News. J'

2088
01:40:00,661 --> 01:40:03,255
- You feel me? So it's like--
- Yeah, it keeps going.

2089
01:40:03,414 --> 01:40:05,542
You know what I mean?
So, I put that together,

2090
01:40:05,708 --> 01:40:07,506
I mixed some Biggie in there,

2091
01:40:07,668 --> 01:40:10,012
and it was huge.
Dude, it was huge.