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GOZPEL 1:1 FACEDOWN AT 15
BY YOUNG & WILD

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MOTHER CALLING

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It's the usual problem
of limits.

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When was the first time
you got yourself off?

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The first successful
autoerotic stimulation

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that put an end
to frustrated fingering.

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An attempt
at meaningful finger-play.

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At age ten,
after getting home from school,

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I would think about a classmate
who annoyed the fuck out of me:

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Cristián.
Asshole.

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He'd chase me around the school
telling me, "You're hot."

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And I'd throw rocks at him.

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He'd buy me candy bars,

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and I'd throw rocks at him.

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He'd try to be nice to me;

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I'd throw a rock.

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But once I got home,

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I'd try to get my rocks off

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instead of throwing them
at him.

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Try to, because I had no idea
what to do with my fiery twat.

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Temporal ellipsis to age 15.

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From 10 to 14,
a series of flimsy fingers.

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I even tried shoving
a flashlight up there once-

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a little red one.

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Just like that.

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At age 15,

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facedown with a finger
and rubbing up against the bed.

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I couldn't believe it.

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It was as easy
as rubbing up against a bed.

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At 16, the Cheese-Dick Man.

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No fingers that year.

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Virginity is lost in stages,

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and it's got to be hard
to lose it all at once.

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<i>C</i> told me that after
getting fucked up the ass,

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diarrhea all day long.

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She said, "The most painful
experience after childbirth."

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I say, "Whatever."

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With a lot of booze and beer
in me, it ain't bad.

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I don't know how I ended up
ass up on the mattress.

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I told him,
"Dude, wrong hole."

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Wrong hole.

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But he put it in anyway.

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So I said it again,
"Wrong hole."

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Wrong hole.

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You're expected to put up
some kind of struggle,

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and I do what is expected
of me.

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Fuck it.

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He stuck it up my ass
for a while.

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Neither good nor bad,
just nothing...

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like most of my losses.

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Did I feel like
taking a shit?

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Yes.

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But the suppositories from when
I was a kid hurt more.

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It wasn't a total loss.

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He didn't cum in my ass.

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I'm still waiting
for the right guy.

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I'm an orthodox, and I lose
what people often lose.

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A trinity of losses,
feminine and heterosexual:

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pussy, giving head,
up the ass.

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There are several types
of people in the world.

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There are those
who don't believe in God.

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Those who don't believe
are increasing every day

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due to the fact we've had two
agnostic, atheist presidents

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who don't believe in God.

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The world of an agnostic
is a world

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that begins and ends
in his own mind.

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He's the top authority
in his life,

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the captain of his own soul.

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He is his own God!

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"I don't believe in God.

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"There's no superior being.

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Therefore,
I command myself."

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This is why he lives a life
of relative values,

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relative to his person.

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But God, my dear brothers
and sisters...

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Hey.

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Is not relative.

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He does not accept relativity.

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God is living fire!

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Amen!

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God doesn't want
lukewarm hearts.

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Repeat with me:

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I don't want to have
a lukewarm heart.

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I don't want to have
a lukewarm heart.

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God wants his fire

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to penetrate
each one of your hearts.

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He is calling you.

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Amen!

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Listen to me well:

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He is calling you!

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Oh, yeah,
and I'm the Evangelical one.

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I'm from the sect
of rich Evangeloons,

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who are worse
than the others,

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'cause on top
of everything else,

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they think they're the shit
because they've got money.

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I'm studying for
my college placement test.

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It is thus inferred
that I'm really busy

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and I have no time
to write this blog.

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With fire!

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Today

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I shall rise

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Get up.

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And I will smile

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Being with you

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Raise your hands,
you fool.

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You

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Teach me to believe

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Fool, fool, fool.

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But I still write.

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That's why I pray to Jesus:

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Please make my mother never
type youngandwild.blogspot.com.

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Make it so, please,

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so that she never ever has.

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YOUNG & WILD
BY MARIALY RIVAS

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Hey, I was hard-core Catholic,
virgin till marriage and stuff,

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until I met a big ol' dick,
and that was that.

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Hey, Danilca!

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Do you remember
that song that said

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Satan is like a lion?

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Remember we had to roar?

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PS. I also pray to Jesus

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that your parents
won't find your blog.

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I ask him all day,
all night, all afternoon,

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all day, all night,
all afternoon,

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all morning, nonstop.

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I want to be your mommy
and for you to be the daddy.

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Barbage,
the tigress of the west.

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You know how sometimes
when you're going at it

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and the guy's dick
slides out

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and makes its way
into the back door?

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Hey, this is filthy.

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My mommy told me that hope
is the last thing you lose,

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so I'll leave you my MSN:

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palitroke@gmail.com.

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And I'd leave you
my cell phone number,

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my ID number,
and my home phone number,

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but my mommy also told me

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that there are
a lot of bad people

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out there in the world.

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I'm not leaving my MSN,

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but you can leave yours
on my blog.

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Ha.

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Are they here?

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Yes.
Come down.

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They're here.
Come down.

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But, Mom, I have to study.

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Let's go.

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GOZPEL 1:2 IN THE BEGINNING, GOD CREATED
ALL MY HARDSHIPS (MOTHER AND FATHER)

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One minute.

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Simón, I got this for you.

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It's Tim LaHaye's latest book.

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No!

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How wonderful.

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Thank you very much, Rai.

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Thank you.

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For these 15 years of ministry.

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Thank you.

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Could you read a bit to us?

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- No, no.
- Yes.

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No, you're the head of-

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No, we're in your house.
You read it.

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Read it, come on.

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"The term 'rapture
is an expression that comes

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"from the Greek word 'rapio, '
which means disappearance.

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"Shortly before
the end of the world,

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Christ shall return in the air
and shall take with him..."

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Father believes in Rapture.

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Mother believes in Rapture.

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Uncle believes in Rapture.

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They believe that Jesus
was telling the truth

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when he said,
"I'll be back soon."

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And I want to not believe
because believing frightens me.

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It won't be long
before the Lord's Second Coming.

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It's all Uncle's fault.

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I think that our generation

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shall see Christ come
to take his Church with him.

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I believe, Simón,

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that all the signals
have been given.

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My pastor uncle
comes over one night.

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He sits
at our dining room table,

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says something
I don't understand,

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and points to the backyard.

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In the dark backyard,
there's a grotto.

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In the grotto, a Virgin.

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He picks up an axe,

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walks over to the Virgin,
white and made of plaster...

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And swings at it.

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"Thou shalt not praise
other images before me,"

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says the pastor uncle
that God says.

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Postscript.

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(Is that how you write
"postscript"?)

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I remember an axe,

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but it probably was just
a crappy-ass bread knife.

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But, hey,
is the Virgin Satanic?

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I still have a question.

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Is the person writing this blog
a man or a woman?

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She's a young lady.
I can vouch.

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Good blog.

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Free Young!

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Barbage,
the tigress of the west.

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I know you're hot.
I know you're hot.

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I don't care about the Virgin
or the fucking grotto.

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I know you're hot.

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She's not hot.

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I know someone who knows her.

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Bitch.

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GOZPEL 1:3 WE ARE THE LIGHT OF THE WORLD
BY YOUNG & WILD

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Morning, sir.

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I need to talk to Daniela.

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Daniela?

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Could you come with me?

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Now?

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Do you know what
a classmate of yours told me?

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That you've had sex.

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Sex before marriage.

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You tempted a young boy-

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not only in age
but also in faith.

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What a shame to look at you.

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What sadness, Daniela.

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What dishonor to your parents,
who love the Lord,

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to have a daughter
like you,

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don't you think?

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You can't carry on soiling
the sanctity of this school.

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But there's
less than a month left

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for the college
placement test.

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It's over, Daniela.

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You can't come back
to this school.

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We won't tolerate you
any longer.

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I got kicked out of school.

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May her health
be to your glory.

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Let's go to the hospital.

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Her fever is too high.

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Hallelujah Lord.

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Glorify yourself in her.

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Lord, give us your peace
in order to accept your will.

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In the name of Jesus,
Lord, we bless you.

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Careful, careful.

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Lord, give us your peace
to accept your will.

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In the name of Jesus.

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Lord, we bless you.

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You're not going out
for a year.

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You won't see anyone either.

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Not even Pía.

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You're not even going out
to the corner to buy bread.

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No internet either.

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And tomorrow,
I'm signing you up

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for We Are the Light
of the World.

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You hear me?

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Oh, shit.

250
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We Are the Light of the World?
Shit.

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A ship that sails
out of Ecuador

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and stops
at a million ugly cities,

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the kind where Evangelicals
are eaten alive,

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where they throw stones
at Evangelicals,

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and the Evangelics' eyes
are shiny and bright

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with missionary emotion,
with martyrdom.

257
00:17:04,349 --> 00:17:05,940
<i>But, Mom,</i>

258
00:17:05,984 --> 00:17:07,109
I'm almost 18.

259
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,485
You can't do that to me.

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00:17:08,487 --> 00:17:09,612
Shut up.

261
00:17:09,655 --> 00:17:11,986
Hey.

262
00:17:12,024 --> 00:17:13,854
I'm not dead yet.

263
00:17:16,862 --> 00:17:19,091
Danielita?

264
00:17:19,131 --> 00:17:22,725
Could you ask your father
to call the pastor, hmm?

265
00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:34,674
I don't think
that it's a good idea.

266
00:17:34,713 --> 00:17:37,012
And I'm not only saying it
for her.

267
00:17:40,819 --> 00:17:42,979
I'm also saying it for you.

268
00:17:44,690 --> 00:17:48,455
Do you want her to get closer
to the Lord or not?

269
00:17:50,596 --> 00:17:53,530
She's not going to do it
like this.

270
00:17:53,565 --> 00:17:56,692
Why don't you try to get her
to finish school?

271
00:17:56,735 --> 00:17:57,894
No.

272
00:18:04,142 --> 00:18:06,632
I don't want her
to go on that trip.

273
00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:15,291
GOZPEL 1:4 LAKE OF FIRE
BY YOUNG & WILD

274
00:18:16,752 --> 00:18:19,743
Where milk and honey flow...

275
00:18:22,391 --> 00:18:26,759
They walk and walk and walk,
and they never get there.

276
00:18:26,796 --> 00:18:30,060
Poor, poor Moses,

277
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:33,226
because when
they're about to arrive,

278
00:18:33,269 --> 00:18:35,702
all of them feeling
very thirsty,

279
00:18:35,738 --> 00:18:37,864
God tells him...

280
00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,733
Mother, they could have
kicked me out of school

281
00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:42,076
for setting a classroom
on fire,

282
00:18:42,078 --> 00:18:44,705
for poisoning a classmate,

283
00:18:44,747 --> 00:18:46,441
for killing a teacher,

284
00:18:46,482 --> 00:18:49,750
and you would have cared less
than expulsion for fornication.

285
00:18:49,752 --> 00:18:52,419
Because your main commandment
is not "thou shalt not kill"

286
00:18:52,421 --> 00:18:54,221
or "thou shalt love
thy neighbor as thyself"

287
00:18:54,223 --> 00:18:55,296
or blah, blah, blah;

288
00:18:55,298 --> 00:18:58,397
your main commandment
is "thou shalt not fornicate."

289
00:19:00,046 --> 00:19:01,740
And I, fornicator,

290
00:19:01,781 --> 00:19:03,614
l am sent to
the Evangeloon TV Station

291
00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:05,276
where no one fornicates.

292
00:19:08,254 --> 00:19:12,189
A life of partying...

293
00:19:12,225 --> 00:19:15,284
I went out at night,

294
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:19,787
and I would look at myself
in the mirror,

295
00:19:19,833 --> 00:19:21,459
and each time I went out,

296
00:19:21,501 --> 00:19:23,968
I would look at myself
in the mirror.

297
00:19:24,003 --> 00:19:25,936
And I would say to myself-

298
00:19:25,972 --> 00:19:29,304
I would say,
"Yes, I'm pretty."

299
00:19:29,342 --> 00:19:34,404
But I felt that
I was missing something.

300
00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,074
I wasn't happy.

301
00:19:37,117 --> 00:19:39,607
And that something...

302
00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,141
was Jesus Christ.

303
00:19:42,489 --> 00:19:44,956
How did you meet
the Lord, ma'am?

304
00:19:44,991 --> 00:19:46,582
It was really crazy.

305
00:19:46,626 --> 00:19:52,063
I was walking down Providencia.
I love Providencia.

306
00:19:52,098 --> 00:19:55,066
And suddenly,
I sat down.

307
00:19:55,101 --> 00:19:59,366
I collapsed on one
of the benches in Providencia,

308
00:19:59,406 --> 00:20:03,205
and I said,
"I can't take it anymore."

309
00:20:03,243 --> 00:20:04,607
And a man tells me-

310
00:20:04,644 --> 00:20:10,240
he approaches me
and touches my shoulder-

311
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:12,341
"God loves you."

312
00:20:12,385 --> 00:20:13,612
That simple.

313
00:20:13,653 --> 00:20:17,520
And I was frozen.

314
00:20:17,557 --> 00:20:21,253
And I said, "God loves me!"

315
00:20:21,294 --> 00:20:24,421
A person he hasn't seen,
that he doesn't know.

316
00:20:24,464 --> 00:20:26,795
God loves me.

317
00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:29,528
But, Mother,
you may punish me,

318
00:20:29,569 --> 00:20:31,235
but I can do
whatever I want

319
00:20:31,237 --> 00:20:33,037
in the name
of my dirty poonani.

320
00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:35,206
I can do anything
in the name of the man of God

321
00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,107
who I can't stop looking at.

322
00:20:37,143 --> 00:20:39,477
Mother, I'm going
to write you a poem

323
00:20:39,479 --> 00:20:41,173
that rhymes and everything.

324
00:20:41,214 --> 00:20:44,382
I'll take what's in store.
Your punishment I'll endure.

325
00:20:44,384 --> 00:20:47,133
As for this man of God,
I'll be his whore.

326
00:21:06,206 --> 00:21:07,263
Hello.

327
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:08,466
Let's go.

328
00:21:12,545 --> 00:21:17,038
Were those
your work colleagues?

329
00:21:17,083 --> 00:21:19,243
Do you work with them?

330
00:21:19,285 --> 00:21:20,774
No, I'm the gofer.

331
00:21:25,892 --> 00:21:28,041
You were there all day,
I suppose.

332
00:21:30,930 --> 00:21:32,930
Look, I'm asking
just one thing from you.

333
00:21:32,932 --> 00:21:36,267
Don't do anything at the TV station
that could embarrass me, okay?

334
00:21:36,269 --> 00:21:37,701
Oh, Mom.

335
00:21:44,010 --> 00:21:47,069
What did you have to do?

336
00:21:47,113 --> 00:21:49,444
Coding.

337
00:21:49,482 --> 00:21:52,382
Coding.
That's nice.

338
00:21:56,289 --> 00:21:59,155
What is it?

339
00:21:59,192 --> 00:22:00,818
Something boring.

340
00:22:17,343 --> 00:22:19,173
What are you thinking about?

341
00:22:20,580 --> 00:22:22,313
Of what I would answer
when you asked

342
00:22:22,315 --> 00:22:24,305
what was I thinking about.

343
00:22:26,219 --> 00:22:28,982
Well, I try to talk to you.
l try.

344
00:22:29,022 --> 00:22:31,046
And you: nothing.

345
00:22:31,090 --> 00:22:32,579
Quiet.
Always quiet.

346
00:22:39,299 --> 00:22:41,398
Don't you want us
to get closer?

347
00:22:43,961 --> 00:22:45,450
I don't know.

348
00:23:23,634 --> 00:23:25,433
The mechanism
was as follows:

349
00:23:25,469 --> 00:23:27,603
I would leave,
hidden among my panties,

350
00:23:27,605 --> 00:23:29,697
the love letters,

351
00:23:29,740 --> 00:23:31,570
my extremely private journal,

352
00:23:31,609 --> 00:23:34,443
go to school, come back,
and Mother would say,

353
00:23:34,445 --> 00:23:37,413
"By chance I found..."

354
00:23:37,448 --> 00:23:42,510
Or, "I was cleaning,
and I found..."

355
00:23:42,553 --> 00:23:45,851
Or, "I found this
on the floor..."

356
00:23:45,890 --> 00:23:47,623
And what she had found
was always

357
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,888
the journal
or the love letters

358
00:23:49,927 --> 00:23:51,493
that were filled
with drawings of cocks

359
00:23:51,495 --> 00:23:53,362
because of this boyfriend
I had who didn't know

360
00:23:53,364 --> 00:23:55,163
how to write
a love-love letter.

361
00:23:55,165 --> 00:23:56,756
Mother is a spy,

362
00:23:56,800 --> 00:24:00,030
a kind of spy that's not
ashamed of getting caught.

363
00:24:00,070 --> 00:24:03,869
Once, a Rolling Stone issue
in which Charly García bragged

364
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:05,908
about how some chick
gave him head

365
00:24:05,910 --> 00:24:08,707
under the piano
during a concert.

366
00:24:08,746 --> 00:24:10,576
"I threw it out," she says.

367
00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:12,881
"I threw it out
because it's perverse."

368
00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:15,517
My aunt gives me the
Rolling Stone Mother threw out

369
00:24:15,519 --> 00:24:17,816
and says,
"Keep it safe."

370
00:24:17,855 --> 00:24:19,014
Keep it safe.

371
00:24:21,592 --> 00:24:24,287
Mother is a great censor.

372
00:24:24,328 --> 00:24:26,955
Aunt is a great rescuer.

373
00:24:27,152 --> 00:24:29,131
Mother got baptized
in a swimming pool.

374
00:24:29,133 --> 00:24:30,932
Hallelujah.
Hallelujah, ma'am.

375
00:24:30,935 --> 00:24:32,684
Aunt got baptized in a lake.

376
00:24:35,089 --> 00:24:37,768
Mother never swears.

377
00:24:37,808 --> 00:24:39,757
Aunt says fuck
when she drives.

378
00:24:39,877 --> 00:24:41,741
Fuck!

379
00:24:41,779 --> 00:24:44,008
Mother is married to Father.

380
00:24:45,182 --> 00:24:47,115
My aunt has had
hundreds of boyfriends

381
00:24:47,117 --> 00:24:48,777
but never gets married.

382
00:24:54,558 --> 00:24:58,721
Mother gripes all the time
but never gets sick.

383
00:24:58,762 --> 00:25:01,753
Aunt hardly ever gripes
and gets cancer.

384
00:25:01,799 --> 00:25:04,466
I don't know who decided
that cancer comes from

385
00:25:04,468 --> 00:25:08,995
bottling up a little pain
in your heart or wherever.

386
00:25:09,039 --> 00:25:12,337
I don't know who decided
that Aunt had to get sick.

387
00:25:13,477 --> 00:25:14,636
God?

388
00:25:31,562 --> 00:25:34,730
There are two things in
this world that have no limits:

389
00:25:34,732 --> 00:25:38,690
Aunt's love
and Spy-Mom's spying.

390
00:25:38,736 --> 00:25:41,503
There's one thing in
this world that has no answer:

391
00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:44,302
what am I going to do
without Aunt's love?

392
00:25:44,341 --> 00:25:46,440
What will Spy-Mom
do to me then?

393
00:25:46,871 --> 00:25:48,854
I ran into your mom
at the supermarket.

394
00:25:48,856 --> 00:25:49,824
Creepy.

395
00:25:49,825 --> 00:25:51,577
She looked at me
with an evil face.

396
00:25:51,579 --> 00:25:53,084
Slut, slut, slut.

397
00:25:53,085 --> 00:25:55,543
Introduce me to your mom.
I bet she's hot!

398
00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,874
I'll huff and I'll puff,
and my dick in you I'll stuff.

399
00:25:58,876 --> 00:26:00,953
What's up between you
and your mommy, sweetheart?

400
00:26:00,954 --> 00:26:04,106
Barbage,
the tigress of the west.

401
00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:07,644
Holy snatch, Tigress!
What a difficult question.

402
00:26:07,646 --> 00:26:08,737
I don't know.

403
00:26:08,843 --> 00:26:10,028
So many shitty things

404
00:26:10,029 --> 00:26:12,386
that I don't know how
to say them in this blog.

405
00:26:12,388 --> 00:26:14,014
Actually, what the hell.

406
00:26:14,072 --> 00:26:16,719
I'm not sure
if mother loves me, really.

407
00:26:16,986 --> 00:26:19,635
Whatever, I don't know.
It's too personal.

408
00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:24,553
I once read in a Cosmopolitan
about a trick

409
00:26:24,555 --> 00:26:27,048
on how to suck dick with
an ice cube inside your mouth.

410
00:26:27,050 --> 00:26:28,175
I never got it.

411
00:26:28,305 --> 00:26:29,328
XOXO Young!

412
00:26:29,373 --> 00:26:30,358
Will I ever meet you someday?

413
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:34,249
GOZPEL 1:5 A. & T.
BY YOUNG & WILD

414
00:26:42,408 --> 00:26:44,272
Now comes the interrogation.

415
00:26:44,310 --> 00:26:46,143
I saw you on the street
last Sunday.

416
00:26:46,145 --> 00:26:47,907
Yeah?

417
00:26:47,947 --> 00:26:49,447
I was in a car
with my parents.

418
00:26:49,449 --> 00:26:51,081
That's why I didn't say hi.

419
00:26:51,083 --> 00:26:52,777
On your way to your sect?

420
00:26:52,819 --> 00:26:55,844
On my way back.
What were you doing?

421
00:26:55,888 --> 00:26:58,515
I don't remember.
Was I by myself?

422
00:26:58,558 --> 00:27:00,624
Weren't you coming back
from your sect?

423
00:27:00,626 --> 00:27:02,286
I don't go to church.

424
00:27:04,530 --> 00:27:07,279
But your uncle
is the TV station's director.

425
00:27:10,636 --> 00:27:12,762
What's the matter?
Is that weird?

426
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,472
It's just-
I don't understand

427
00:27:14,474 --> 00:27:17,708
Why you'd work at that station
if you're not forced to.

428
00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:19,006
I live on my own.

429
00:27:19,045 --> 00:27:21,945
I pay for college,
feed my cat.

430
00:27:21,981 --> 00:27:23,607
What's its name?

431
00:27:23,649 --> 00:27:24,774
Cat.

432
00:27:24,817 --> 00:27:26,477
End of interrogation.

433
00:28:11,964 --> 00:28:15,228
This reminds me
of the Sailor Moon horniness.

434
00:28:15,268 --> 00:28:18,065
Mr. R's Sunday school
at age 11.

435
00:28:18,104 --> 00:28:21,163
He says, "Write down
on a piece of paper

436
00:28:21,207 --> 00:28:23,206
all you are holding
before God."

437
00:28:23,209 --> 00:28:25,335
I wrote down, "Sailor Moon.”

438
00:28:25,378 --> 00:28:29,473
Shit, how I loved
that Sailor Moon and her legs.

439
00:28:29,515 --> 00:28:32,244
But Mr. R. didn't care
about those legs.

440
00:28:32,285 --> 00:28:34,451
He wanted little papers
with idols on them.

441
00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:36,120
Each kid handed in
their piece of paper

442
00:28:36,122 --> 00:28:37,588
with their idols on it.

443
00:28:37,623 --> 00:28:40,591
He put them on the floor,
lit them on fire,

444
00:28:40,626 --> 00:28:41,956
and then said...

445
00:28:41,994 --> 00:28:43,017
God comes first.

446
00:28:46,532 --> 00:28:48,863
Sailor Moon

447
00:29:05,418 --> 00:29:06,543
- Hello.
- Hello.

448
00:29:06,586 --> 00:29:09,281
- Are you from the TV station?
- Yes.

449
00:29:09,322 --> 00:29:10,913
- Hello.
- Antonia.

450
00:29:10,957 --> 00:29:11,956
Please, come in.

451
00:29:11,958 --> 00:29:13,549
- Hello.
- Hello. Daniela.

452
00:29:13,593 --> 00:29:14,752
Please, come in.

453
00:29:19,507 --> 00:29:22,256
Could you pull this up
underneath your shirt?

454
00:29:25,338 --> 00:29:26,497
There it is.

455
00:29:31,997 --> 00:29:33,122
And that?

456
00:29:33,165 --> 00:29:35,098
In there, yes.

457
00:29:35,134 --> 00:29:38,830
Thank you.
Daniela, we're ready.

458
00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:56,549
How did you find the Lord?

459
00:29:56,689 --> 00:30:00,818
Well, I had
a very good life, right?

460
00:30:00,859 --> 00:30:03,157
A life filled with things:

461
00:30:03,162 --> 00:30:08,326
money, a good car,
a pretty girlfriend.

462
00:30:10,495 --> 00:30:13,292
But I felt anguished.

463
00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:17,271
I felt a weight on my chest.

464
00:30:17,309 --> 00:30:20,045
One day I got preached to,

465
00:30:20,046 --> 00:30:21,495
and I observed my life,

466
00:30:21,513 --> 00:30:24,170
and I realized that
it was very full on the outside

467
00:30:24,171 --> 00:30:26,725
but empty inside,

468
00:30:26,726 --> 00:30:31,856
and I felt God had
an important mission for me.

469
00:30:32,057 --> 00:30:34,354
And how did you know?

470
00:30:34,393 --> 00:30:35,723
God told me.

471
00:30:37,196 --> 00:30:38,635
Speaking?

472
00:30:41,133 --> 00:30:44,966
He put his message
in my heart.

473
00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:51,641
I reflected, and I decided
to sell everything.

474
00:30:51,676 --> 00:30:54,075
I got rid of everything.

475
00:30:54,112 --> 00:30:55,812
And I talked to my girlfriend,

476
00:30:55,814 --> 00:30:58,509
who I saw
was a little reluctant,

477
00:30:58,550 --> 00:31:01,844
to explain to her
that if she didn't want

478
00:31:01,845 --> 00:31:04,644
to share the message
of Jesus Christ with me,

479
00:31:04,689 --> 00:31:06,155
we had to break up

480
00:31:06,425 --> 00:31:09,791
because my mission now
was to preach

481
00:31:09,828 --> 00:31:12,977
in the name of Jesus Christ
throughout every nation.

482
00:31:12,998 --> 00:31:16,398
And did your girlfriend
convert?

483
00:31:16,435 --> 00:31:17,833
No.

484
00:31:17,869 --> 00:31:19,868
No, she didn't accept
the Lord.

485
00:31:21,573 --> 00:31:22,903
Was there anger?

486
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:29,813
No.

487
00:31:29,848 --> 00:31:31,439
Actually, I was sad,

488
00:31:31,483 --> 00:31:33,216
because I felt
that she was missing out

489
00:31:33,218 --> 00:31:37,176
on the gift
of accepting Christ, no?

490
00:31:37,222 --> 00:31:41,521
No, what I meant to ask you
was rather if she got angry

491
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:44,809
because you were leaving her
for a life of preaching.

492
00:31:46,431 --> 00:31:50,230
But that's not important.

493
00:31:50,268 --> 00:31:56,035
We have to abandon our ego.

494
00:31:56,074 --> 00:32:00,373
We have to crucify our ego

495
00:32:00,412 --> 00:32:04,541
in order to accept
Jesus Christ.

496
00:32:04,583 --> 00:32:07,380
But you wanted to leave

497
00:32:07,419 --> 00:32:10,387
and break up
with your girlfriend.

498
00:32:10,422 --> 00:32:12,719
You wanted to follow Christ.

499
00:32:12,757 --> 00:32:14,424
You weren't killing your ego.

500
00:32:14,426 --> 00:32:17,451
You were doing
what you wanted to do,

501
00:32:17,496 --> 00:32:18,826
weren't you?

502
00:32:34,212 --> 00:32:35,371
Well...

503
00:32:42,454 --> 00:32:43,750
Excuse me.

504
00:32:43,788 --> 00:32:45,955
Is this the person who
was supposed to interview me?

505
00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:47,456
- Yes, it's her.
- Yes?

506
00:32:47,459 --> 00:32:48,618
Yes.

507
00:32:56,101 --> 00:32:58,432
I think he's pissed off.

508
00:33:00,071 --> 00:33:03,198
Yes, Josue, hello.
Look, yes, I'm here.

509
00:33:03,241 --> 00:33:05,041
Your niece is here
with a girl

510
00:33:05,043 --> 00:33:06,643
that honestly doesn't know
what to ask.

511
00:33:06,645 --> 00:33:08,144
She's just asking nonsense.

512
00:33:08,146 --> 00:33:11,808
I think that this isn't
the way it works,

513
00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:13,942
not like this.

514
00:33:13,985 --> 00:33:18,717
We're not going anywhere.

515
00:33:18,757 --> 00:33:20,757
So I ask you to please
talk to her,

516
00:33:20,759 --> 00:33:22,992
I mean, first of all, to make
them stop wasting my time,

517
00:33:22,994 --> 00:33:24,661
and talk to her
because I guess

518
00:33:24,663 --> 00:33:26,329
she can give you
a better explanation.

519
00:33:26,331 --> 00:33:27,957
Hold on for a second.

520
00:33:27,999 --> 00:33:29,165
You're Antonia, right?

521
00:33:29,167 --> 00:33:30,428
Yes.

522
00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:32,717
- Yes, I'm coming.
- Here she comes.

523
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:36,940
Excuse me.
Well, I think so too.

524
00:33:36,942 --> 00:33:39,569
That's why you should
talk to her.

525
00:33:39,611 --> 00:33:41,942
Hello?
Yes, Uncle.

526
00:33:49,254 --> 00:33:50,853
Yes, we'll be right over.

527
00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:58,224
We have hurt
a brother in Christ,

528
00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,529
and that is not righteous.

529
00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:00,758
It's not righteous.

530
00:34:02,734 --> 00:34:05,031
Daniela, you are not
pleasing God.

531
00:34:05,070 --> 00:34:06,469
I'm sorry,
but I wanted to say-

532
00:34:06,471 --> 00:34:08,597
Silence.
I'm speaking.

533
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:13,577
Daniela,

534
00:34:13,612 --> 00:34:16,808
you have shown
an arrogant heart.

535
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:19,111
You know the Word.

536
00:34:19,150 --> 00:34:22,518
You know that God loves those
with simple, humble hearts.

537
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:24,419
Look, Josué,

538
00:34:24,456 --> 00:34:26,289
I gave Daniela
the responsibility.

539
00:34:26,291 --> 00:34:28,324
I couldn't go with them,
and she wasn't prepared.

540
00:34:28,326 --> 00:34:31,192
I don't like thinking
about Evangelical dicks.

541
00:34:31,229 --> 00:34:33,329
I say "Evangelical dick,"
and I think:

542
00:34:33,331 --> 00:34:35,195
one, limp dick,

543
00:34:35,233 --> 00:34:37,359
two, premature dick.

544
00:34:37,402 --> 00:34:39,892
But Jeezus is almighty.

545
00:34:39,938 --> 00:34:41,336
Water into wine-

546
00:34:41,373 --> 00:34:43,306
limp dick into hard dick.

547
00:34:46,115 --> 00:34:48,776
Daniela and Antonia,
please leave.

548
00:35:16,246 --> 00:35:17,576
Sorry.

549
00:35:19,749 --> 00:35:23,844
I thought
it was kind of funny.

550
00:35:23,887 --> 00:35:25,046
Why?

551
00:35:27,156 --> 00:35:28,315
I don't know.

552
00:35:32,462 --> 00:35:34,611
And what happens
if you get fired?

553
00:35:36,153 --> 00:35:37,642
I get sent to Ecuador.

554
00:35:40,770 --> 00:35:43,067
On vacation?

555
00:35:43,106 --> 00:35:44,231
No.

556
00:35:44,274 --> 00:35:46,366
On a missionary expedition.

557
00:35:54,174 --> 00:35:56,141
How could you be
such a brat?

558
00:35:56,286 --> 00:35:57,513
Am I fired?

559
00:35:57,554 --> 00:36:00,503
How could you tell him
he hasn't left his ego?

560
00:36:02,191 --> 00:36:03,524
You should have gotten fired.

561
00:36:03,526 --> 00:36:05,526
You should have started off
with that, Tomás.

562
00:36:05,528 --> 00:36:06,994
How could you ask him

563
00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:09,361
why he left his girlfriend
for Jesus?

564
00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:16,037
Hey,
what are you laughing at?

565
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:17,505
Me?

566
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:19,889
You should have done something.
You were with her.

567
00:36:19,891 --> 00:36:21,676
I'm sorry,
but I get paid for taping,

568
00:36:21,678 --> 00:36:22,906
and I taped.

569
00:36:22,907 --> 00:36:24,514
Besides, I'm not
one of those people

570
00:36:24,516 --> 00:36:26,546
who believe in tiny lights
in the sky.

571
00:36:26,547 --> 00:36:28,207
They're not tiny lights.

572
00:36:28,518 --> 00:36:30,955
Come on, don't get mad.

573
00:36:31,018 --> 00:36:32,687
All right, I've got an idea.

574
00:36:32,689 --> 00:36:34,369
Why don't we go see
the princesses

575
00:36:34,370 --> 00:36:36,519
so Tomás doesn't get
even angrier?

576
00:36:39,963 --> 00:36:41,486
You're so silly.

577
00:37:02,518 --> 00:37:06,476
What's the name of
the sweatier guy with tattoos?

578
00:37:06,522 --> 00:37:08,751
Cogwheel Jack.

579
00:37:08,791 --> 00:37:10,223
And the other guy?

580
00:37:10,259 --> 00:37:11,418
Coyote.

581
00:37:24,507 --> 00:37:27,775
If I had a boyfriend, I would
go out with Cogwheel Jack.

582
00:37:27,777 --> 00:37:28,902
Why?

583
00:37:28,945 --> 00:37:30,711
Do you like them
tattooed and sweaty?

584
00:37:30,713 --> 00:37:33,340
No.
I like Cogwheel Jack.

585
00:37:33,383 --> 00:37:35,646
Whatever.

586
00:37:35,685 --> 00:37:38,819
You know you still like
skinny, clean-cut guys like me.

587
00:37:38,821 --> 00:37:40,344
What an idiot!

588
00:37:58,997 --> 00:38:01,931
A stands in front of T.
T is shirtless.

589
00:38:02,178 --> 00:38:04,077
T takes a look at A's legs,

590
00:38:04,113 --> 00:38:05,899
A's beautiful legs.

591
00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,459
T draws closer,
tries to touch her.

592
00:38:08,651 --> 00:38:11,118
A pushes him away, laughs.

593
00:38:11,154 --> 00:38:13,280
A attracts him, laughs.

594
00:38:13,323 --> 00:38:14,755
I'm the public.

595
00:38:14,791 --> 00:38:16,758
I don't laugh.
I don't move.

596
00:38:16,793 --> 00:38:18,326
I want neither one to win.

597
00:38:18,328 --> 00:38:21,228
I just want the almighty fuck
to win.

598
00:38:21,264 --> 00:38:24,357
"Fuck her," I say softly.
"Go on, fuck her."

599
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,128
And A laughs.

600
00:38:26,169 --> 00:38:28,602
She doesn't hear me
while T knocks her down,

601
00:38:28,604 --> 00:38:30,703
while T spreads
her beautiful legs

602
00:38:30,740 --> 00:38:33,037
and says, "Stop laughing."

603
00:38:33,076 --> 00:38:35,407
And I think,

604
00:38:35,445 --> 00:38:37,478
"Okay, he's finally going
to slip it into her."

605
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:39,845
But I can't think
of them anymore.

606
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,906
I can only think
about my body.

607
00:38:45,722 --> 00:38:47,088
I can only think
about my own body

608
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:50,320
that trembles, trembles,
and trembles with filth

609
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:51,859
until it stops trembling.

610
00:39:30,066 --> 00:39:35,268
GOZPEL 1:6 THE RIGHTEOUS PATH
BY YOUNG & WILD

611
00:39:35,304 --> 00:39:36,904
You had a crush on him
as well.

612
00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:38,572
No, I didn't.
I just liked him.

613
00:39:38,574 --> 00:39:39,774
And he had a crush on you.

614
00:39:39,776 --> 00:39:41,609
- No, no, we were just friends!
- Oh, come on!

615
00:39:41,611 --> 00:39:42,843
You were dating both
of them for a while!

616
00:39:42,845 --> 00:39:44,072
No, I wasn't.

617
00:39:44,113 --> 00:39:45,346
Yes, you were.
Admit it.

618
00:39:45,348 --> 00:39:47,148
No, we just gave each other
little kisses.

619
00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:49,449
- He even wrote you a letter.
- When?

620
00:39:49,485 --> 00:39:51,886
I remember it perfectly.
You were about to marry Rai.

621
00:39:51,888 --> 00:39:53,687
And he went over to his house.

622
00:39:53,689 --> 00:39:55,588
- I don't remember.
- Yes.

623
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:56,784
Okay.
Shut up.

624
00:39:56,826 --> 00:39:58,259
He wrote you a letter.
Yes, he did.

625
00:39:58,261 --> 00:40:00,910
And what did the letter say,
"I love you"?

626
00:40:02,198 --> 00:40:04,131
No, it said, "if you
get married, I'll kill you."

627
00:40:04,133 --> 00:40:05,782
Just that.
You were lucky.

628
00:40:08,571 --> 00:40:10,401
And?
Tell me.

629
00:40:12,074 --> 00:40:14,371
He has an apostle's name.

630
00:40:14,410 --> 00:40:16,309
John?

631
00:40:16,345 --> 00:40:18,778
Peter?

632
00:40:18,815 --> 00:40:19,872
Judas?

633
00:40:21,350 --> 00:40:22,650
No, he was the one
that said,

634
00:40:22,652 --> 00:40:24,251
"I'll believe it
when I see it."

635
00:40:24,253 --> 00:40:27,311
Tomás?
His name is Tomás?

636
00:40:27,312 --> 00:40:28,903
Isabel?

637
00:40:29,025 --> 00:40:31,424
They want to pray for you
in the living room.

638
00:40:31,425 --> 00:40:35,053
Yes, I'll be right over.

639
00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:37,531
Danielita and I are talking
about something.

640
00:40:37,533 --> 00:40:39,433
Okay, don't get mysterious,
all right?

641
00:40:39,435 --> 00:40:41,034
We're talking about Tomás.

642
00:40:42,972 --> 00:40:44,836
About who?

643
00:40:44,874 --> 00:40:46,170
Who?

644
00:40:46,209 --> 00:40:49,108
I'm going out with a boy
from the TV station.

645
00:40:53,149 --> 00:40:54,448
I will send you to Ecuador.

646
00:40:54,450 --> 00:40:55,939
Oh, Mom.

647
00:40:57,787 --> 00:40:59,386
What, do you want
to sleep with him too?

648
00:40:59,388 --> 00:41:01,014
Tere.

649
00:41:01,057 --> 00:41:03,274
Stop it.

650
00:41:03,275 --> 00:41:06,674
She was going to bring him over
so you could meet him.

651
00:41:10,867 --> 00:41:12,163
Fuck.

652
00:41:12,201 --> 00:41:14,735
I don't know why it pisses me
off so much to post about this.

653
00:41:14,737 --> 00:41:16,136
Perhaps it's because
I prefer

654
00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:18,503
reading about sex
than about love,

655
00:41:18,541 --> 00:41:20,875
or perhaps it's because
the word "re-la-tion-ship"

656
00:41:20,877 --> 00:41:23,845
seems so ugly to me.

657
00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,506
I'm in a relationship.

658
00:41:25,548 --> 00:41:28,277
And I'm kind of happy
or almost happy.

659
00:41:28,317 --> 00:41:29,850
And I don't know
what else to say,

660
00:41:29,852 --> 00:41:32,620
because we just do the same
things all nerdy couples do.

661
00:41:32,622 --> 00:41:34,088
We go to the movies.

662
00:41:34,123 --> 00:41:37,124
"But don't turn off
your cell phone," Mother says.

663
00:41:37,126 --> 00:41:38,353
We eat ice cream,

664
00:41:38,394 --> 00:41:39,627
and I give him
my puppy-dog eyes

665
00:41:39,629 --> 00:41:41,195
while licking it
with my porno-tongue,

666
00:41:41,197 --> 00:41:43,187
so that he'll think,

667
00:41:43,232 --> 00:41:44,755
"I'll forget about God,

668
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,634
"about virginity,
and all that crap,

669
00:41:46,636 --> 00:41:48,835
and I'm gonna
fuck her speechless."

670
00:41:56,712 --> 00:42:00,670
I'm not asking
for the Moon

671
00:42:00,716 --> 00:42:04,674
All I want is to love you

672
00:42:04,720 --> 00:42:07,187
I want to be that wildness

673
00:42:07,223 --> 00:42:10,658
That vibrates
deep inside of you

674
00:42:10,693 --> 00:42:15,026
I'm not asking for the Moon

675
00:42:15,064 --> 00:42:18,863
I'm just asking
for the moment

676
00:42:18,901 --> 00:42:23,269
To rescue that skin
and steal the star

677
00:42:23,306 --> 00:42:29,141
That you and I see
when we make love

678
00:42:31,080 --> 00:42:33,980
And Cogwheel Jack
is, like, everyone's favorite.

679
00:42:34,016 --> 00:42:36,183
But you like him
because he's gross.

680
00:42:36,185 --> 00:42:37,434
No, he's not gross,

681
00:42:37,453 --> 00:42:40,052
but the thing is that
when he's fighting,

682
00:42:40,056 --> 00:42:43,923
he sits down on
his contender's face and wins.

683
00:42:43,960 --> 00:42:45,119
What?

684
00:42:46,963 --> 00:42:48,429
When did you see that?

685
00:42:48,464 --> 00:42:50,522
Tere.

686
00:42:50,566 --> 00:42:52,055
No, the thing is,

687
00:42:52,101 --> 00:42:53,901
we go see them
during our lunch break,

688
00:42:53,903 --> 00:42:55,402
but it's just
for a little while.

689
00:42:55,404 --> 00:42:57,371
Yes, a very short while.

690
00:42:57,406 --> 00:42:59,239
And then they go right back
to the station

691
00:42:59,241 --> 00:43:01,572
and don't stop anywhere else.

692
00:43:01,611 --> 00:43:02,941
I don't know.

693
00:43:02,979 --> 00:43:05,512
Even though we were all
like that, kind of happy,

694
00:43:05,514 --> 00:43:08,573
a certain fatality
could be felt in the air.

695
00:43:08,618 --> 00:43:11,285
And what has to happen
on a fatal day happened,

696
00:43:11,287 --> 00:43:12,653
as hard to believe
as it may be.

697
00:43:12,655 --> 00:43:16,556
Get down on the floor,
or I'll kill you!

698
00:43:16,592 --> 00:43:19,151
Let's go!
Hand over all of your jewelry.

699
00:43:19,195 --> 00:43:23,995
Place a protection barrier
around us, Lord.

700
00:43:24,033 --> 00:43:28,255
Place a barrier of angels
around us, Lord.

701
00:43:28,256 --> 00:43:29,880
Tomás asked the Lord

702
00:43:29,904 --> 00:43:32,247
to place a barrier around us
and blah.

703
00:43:32,248 --> 00:43:33,976
Father spoke in tongues,

704
00:43:34,143 --> 00:43:35,909
and it seems like
the Lord listened

705
00:43:35,911 --> 00:43:37,745
because the thugs passed
right by our table

706
00:43:37,747 --> 00:43:39,304
and never looked at us.

707
00:43:39,348 --> 00:43:43,210
They didn't look at the tables
next to us either.

708
00:43:43,211 --> 00:43:45,218
There are two possibilities.

709
00:43:45,219 --> 00:43:47,898
Our prayer-
I don't know if mine-

710
00:43:47,899 --> 00:43:50,557
helped us save all the sinners
from the nearby tables

711
00:43:50,559 --> 00:43:51,957
from the robbery.

712
00:43:53,997 --> 00:43:58,160
Our prayer didn't do a thing,
because if God exists,

713
00:43:58,201 --> 00:44:00,034
he's worrying
about any old thing

714
00:44:00,036 --> 00:44:01,969
except for that restaurant.

715
00:44:02,005 --> 00:44:05,303
And the third option,
the coolest one,

716
00:44:05,341 --> 00:44:08,537
is that all the tables
around us were Evangelical,

717
00:44:08,578 --> 00:44:11,677
and they were all praying
for a protection barrier.

718
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,439
Fourth option:

719
00:44:15,485 --> 00:44:17,451
you gave your
"Mr. Thug, don't steal from me,

720
00:44:17,453 --> 00:44:19,287
and I'll suck your dick" face,

721
00:44:19,289 --> 00:44:20,821
and then orgy with the thugs.

722
00:44:20,823 --> 00:44:22,756
Fifth option:
who cares?

723
00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,258
The only thing that matters

724
00:44:24,260 --> 00:44:25,960
is that now Mom loves him
so much-

725
00:44:25,962 --> 00:44:28,329
as much as she can within
her mother possibilities-

726
00:44:28,331 --> 00:44:29,664
that she lets me go out
with him

727
00:44:29,666 --> 00:44:31,428
and the internet is back.

728
00:44:31,467 --> 00:44:34,094
You turned out so classy,
Danilca.

729
00:44:34,137 --> 00:44:38,172
I would have robbed you with this
hard gun I have between my legs.

730
00:44:38,174 --> 00:44:40,174
Dani, girl, what's going on
with your stories?

731
00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,443
I have to tell you
something really cool.

732
00:44:42,445 --> 00:44:45,811
Log on to MSN
when you're less caged up.

733
00:44:45,848 --> 00:44:47,615
I came across this blog
without wanting to,

734
00:44:47,617 --> 00:44:49,150
and I wanted to say
that perhaps

735
00:44:49,152 --> 00:44:51,052
you haven't gotten to know
the Lord's true love.

736
00:44:51,054 --> 00:44:52,887
The important thing is that
you're going to know true love,

737
00:44:52,889 --> 00:44:54,549
the one from down here.

738
00:44:54,591 --> 00:44:56,888
This has nothing to do
with this,

739
00:44:56,926 --> 00:44:58,426
but I saw the best cat ever,

740
00:44:58,428 --> 00:45:00,477
and I had to tell you
about it.

741
00:45:06,361 --> 00:45:10,854
I was checking the internet
browser history the other day.

742
00:45:10,898 --> 00:45:13,297
Mom was looking up
your friends' names.

743
00:45:15,770 --> 00:45:18,019
She also looked up
teenage depression

744
00:45:18,039 --> 00:45:21,438
and that boyfriend of yours
from three years ago, Diego.

745
00:45:25,546 --> 00:45:27,446
She also looked up
<i>Young & Wild.</i>

746
00:45:27,448 --> 00:45:28,914
Fuck, fuck!

747
00:45:28,950 --> 00:45:30,075
What?

748
00:45:30,118 --> 00:45:31,778
Fuck, fuck, fuck!

749
00:45:31,819 --> 00:45:32,885
The dicks, the pussies-

750
00:45:32,887 --> 00:45:34,153
it all comes out
into the light!

751
00:45:34,155 --> 00:45:37,282
Exposed fornicator,
dead fornicator, fuck!

752
00:45:39,193 --> 00:45:40,625
I'm joking.

753
00:45:40,661 --> 00:45:42,821
"I'm joking."

754
00:45:44,065 --> 00:45:45,326
So what's the deal?

755
00:45:45,366 --> 00:45:46,966
Can she look up anything
that I've seen?

756
00:45:46,968 --> 00:45:49,301
Yeah, but you have to clear
the browsing history.

757
00:45:49,303 --> 00:45:50,599
How do you do that?

758
00:45:50,638 --> 00:45:52,696
Press there.

759
00:45:52,740 --> 00:45:55,139
"Clear history."

760
00:45:55,176 --> 00:45:56,369
That's it.

761
00:45:56,411 --> 00:45:57,843
That's easy.

762
00:45:57,879 --> 00:46:00,813
She also looked up
Pete Montana, look.

763
00:46:00,848 --> 00:46:02,940
Pete Montana
with no last name?

764
00:46:02,984 --> 00:46:04,951
Yes, just like that.

765
00:46:04,986 --> 00:46:08,113
Pete is the name of
my sister Julia's boyfriend.

766
00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:12,885
Montana is the name
of the state

767
00:46:12,927 --> 00:46:15,326
where my sister's boyfriend
comes from.

768
00:46:16,998 --> 00:46:18,130
Calling him Pete Montana

769
00:46:18,132 --> 00:46:19,799
is like calling someone
Helmut Germany

770
00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,461
or Juanito Santiago.

771
00:46:23,004 --> 00:46:26,071
The story of Pete Montana
can be told in three phrases.

772
00:46:26,073 --> 00:46:30,202
Sister fornicated and secretly
married Pete Montana.

773
00:46:30,244 --> 00:46:32,074
Mother could not forgive her.

774
00:46:34,482 --> 00:46:36,781
Mother doesn't let me see
my sister.

775
00:46:39,854 --> 00:46:41,650
My aunt lived at the beach

776
00:46:41,689 --> 00:46:45,146
before she got cancer
and came to live with us.

777
00:46:45,193 --> 00:46:47,542
One day, she invites me
to her house.

778
00:46:48,396 --> 00:46:50,488
My sister is at the beach.

779
00:46:50,531 --> 00:46:52,054
My aunt planned it.

780
00:46:55,034 --> 00:46:58,491
We have an encounter that
feels like an illicit romance.

781
00:46:58,537 --> 00:47:01,437
We go to the beach.
We watch the sunset.

782
00:47:01,474 --> 00:47:04,931
We walk by the shore.
We eat beachy things.

783
00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:07,274
We watch the sunset again.

784
00:47:07,313 --> 00:47:08,609
While we're happy,

785
00:47:08,647 --> 00:47:11,568
my aunt turns her cell phone
off for the whole weekend.

786
00:47:11,569 --> 00:47:13,868
She doesn't want Mother
to call her.

787
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:20,791
Since these wheels are made
of rubber instead of silicone,

788
00:47:20,793 --> 00:47:22,426
they've got a better grip
on the street, get it?

789
00:47:22,428 --> 00:47:25,260
Let's go check it out.

790
00:47:29,769 --> 00:47:32,464
The pastor's sermon...

791
00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:34,538
We have gotten to know
Jesus Christ-

792
00:47:34,540 --> 00:47:38,498
not a cheap
or hypocritical religion

793
00:47:38,544 --> 00:47:41,273
but Jesus Christ himself.

794
00:47:41,313 --> 00:47:45,112
He's the one
who has set us free.

795
00:47:45,151 --> 00:47:46,515
And that's the bomb:

796
00:47:46,552 --> 00:47:50,510
to live life to the fullest
in our lord Jesus Christ.

797
00:47:50,556 --> 00:47:53,183
And we've come here
with problems,

798
00:47:53,225 --> 00:47:55,249
with difficulties,
with tests,

799
00:47:55,294 --> 00:47:57,628
with obstacles that may have
to do with drug addiction,

800
00:47:57,630 --> 00:47:58,960
with alcoholism,

801
00:47:58,998 --> 00:48:01,832
but we have come here
to know and to understand,

802
00:48:01,834 --> 00:48:05,132
for an obvious reason,
that there is a God

803
00:48:05,171 --> 00:48:07,971
that loves us and that
accepts us just the way we are.

804
00:48:07,973 --> 00:48:10,099
But when we arrive to God,

805
00:48:10,142 --> 00:48:11,975
there's an absolute change
in our lives.

806
00:48:11,977 --> 00:48:13,143
There's a change of heart.

807
00:48:13,145 --> 00:48:15,339
There's a change of mind.

808
00:48:15,381 --> 00:48:19,111
The truth is condensed
in the persona of Jesus Christ.

809
00:48:19,151 --> 00:48:20,951
There is no other truth
bigger than that.

810
00:48:20,953 --> 00:48:22,519
Do you know why, brothers?

811
00:48:22,521 --> 00:48:26,752
Because this truth for you
and for me has made us free.

812
00:48:26,792 --> 00:48:29,658
Could you give these tapes
to Antonia?

813
00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,634
A new love

814
00:48:36,669 --> 00:48:38,836
I never thought
that I could find him

815
00:48:38,838 --> 00:48:43,206
Who gave my life
a reason to love

816
00:48:43,242 --> 00:48:47,837
Jesus, my love and more
than love will always be

817
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:52,475
Jesus, my love and more
than love will always be

818
00:48:52,518 --> 00:49:00,151
Jesus, my love
and more than love

819
00:49:05,064 --> 00:49:06,587
Thank you.

820
00:49:08,434 --> 00:49:10,765
He gets so Evangeloony
sometimes.

821
00:49:12,204 --> 00:49:14,203
You haven't
slept with him yet?

822
00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:16,939
He doesn't even want me
to touch his dick.

823
00:49:20,012 --> 00:49:21,178
Has anyone ever told you,

824
00:49:21,180 --> 00:49:23,579
"No, I don't want
to sleep with you"?

825
00:49:26,519 --> 00:49:28,986
Once I was with a person
that was a bit scared,

826
00:49:28,988 --> 00:49:30,386
but it passed.

827
00:49:30,422 --> 00:49:32,252
Why scared?

828
00:49:33,526 --> 00:49:36,892
Maybe not scared
but uptight.

829
00:49:36,929 --> 00:49:38,896
Did the person relax?

830
00:49:38,931 --> 00:49:40,727
Yes.

831
00:49:40,766 --> 00:49:41,993
How?

832
00:49:45,638 --> 00:49:46,937
Hey, come
to my birthday party.

833
00:49:46,939 --> 00:49:48,138
Bring Tomás with you.

834
00:49:48,140 --> 00:49:49,873
I'm not allowed
to go out at night.

835
00:49:49,875 --> 00:49:53,207
But tell Tomás to ask your mom
for permission.

836
00:49:54,513 --> 00:49:56,173
Come see me.

837
00:49:56,215 --> 00:49:57,948
And now could you please
let me work?

838
00:49:57,950 --> 00:50:03,979
Father,
thou who art in heaven

839
00:50:04,023 --> 00:50:08,959
Father,
who art in my heart

840
00:50:12,531 --> 00:50:15,055
For years now,
the idea of a threesome-

841
00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:17,199
a boyfriend
and a little classmate

842
00:50:17,202 --> 00:50:19,770
that had dark circles
around her eyes, huge tits,

843
00:50:19,772 --> 00:50:21,602
and a face of eternal fuck.

844
00:50:21,640 --> 00:50:24,174
I said to boyfriend,
"I think about her."

845
00:50:24,176 --> 00:50:25,909
Boyfriend calls one day
and says,

846
00:50:25,911 --> 00:50:27,844
"I dreamt about you and her."

847
00:50:27,880 --> 00:50:29,880
Liar.
No fucking way he dreamt of it.

848
00:50:29,882 --> 00:50:32,583
He probably jacked off
very consciously and thought,

849
00:50:32,585 --> 00:50:35,819
"if I tell her I dreamt of it,
she won't get jealous."

850
00:50:35,821 --> 00:50:39,051
But I was jealous,
just a little,

851
00:50:39,091 --> 00:50:42,787
eclipsed by my once-again
fiery twat.

852
00:50:53,839 --> 00:50:56,466
Once almost, at M's house,

853
00:50:56,508 --> 00:50:58,408
but I got scared
of I don't know what.

854
00:50:58,410 --> 00:51:01,537
But now at the Tomás-Antonia
party, I think,

855
00:51:01,580 --> 00:51:03,774
"Third time's a charm."

856
00:51:03,816 --> 00:51:05,077
I think again,

857
00:51:05,117 --> 00:51:07,084
"Fornication with him,
with her, together,

858
00:51:07,086 --> 00:51:09,186
is the perfect love
that's not in the Bible."

859
00:51:09,188 --> 00:51:11,178
Threesome,
threesome, threesome.

860
00:51:12,243 --> 00:51:17,007
GOZPEL 1:7 THE LITTLE STAIRCASES OF SIN
BY YOUNG & WILD

861
00:51:17,329 --> 00:51:19,262
Come on, let's dance!

862
00:51:19,298 --> 00:51:20,787
I want to dance.

863
00:51:20,833 --> 00:51:21,856
Let's dance.

864
00:51:21,900 --> 00:51:23,423
Hey, I hate this music.

865
00:51:23,469 --> 00:51:24,992
Then let's make out.

866
00:51:26,538 --> 00:51:28,971
Come on.

867
00:51:29,008 --> 00:51:30,531
Hello.

868
00:51:30,576 --> 00:51:31,906
Hello.

869
00:51:31,944 --> 00:51:35,276
The tigress of the west.

870
00:51:35,314 --> 00:51:37,076
Barbage.

871
00:51:37,116 --> 00:51:39,447
This is my boyfriend,
Tomás.

872
00:51:39,485 --> 00:51:40,746
- Hello.
- Hello.

873
00:51:40,786 --> 00:51:41,877
Cute.

874
00:51:41,920 --> 00:51:44,119
Daniela has talked a lot
about you.

875
00:51:45,658 --> 00:51:47,658
And you two,
how do you know each other?

876
00:51:47,660 --> 00:51:49,217
From around.

877
00:51:57,403 --> 00:51:59,002
Come on, I want to dance.

878
00:51:59,038 --> 00:52:01,232
- Come on, no, no.
- Come on.

879
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,353
Dani.

880
00:52:21,393 --> 00:52:23,223
"Dani."

881
00:52:44,416 --> 00:52:45,905
Dani.

882
00:52:54,345 --> 00:52:55,572
Stop, stop, stop.

883
00:53:02,086 --> 00:53:03,746
It's not funny.

884
00:53:05,356 --> 00:53:07,523
How come David and Bathsheba
fucked all day

885
00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:10,015
and they weren't married?

886
00:53:10,061 --> 00:53:11,789
That's the worst example.

887
00:53:11,829 --> 00:53:13,429
Afterwards,
they get punished by God.

888
00:53:13,431 --> 00:53:16,888
What a great punishment.

889
00:53:16,934 --> 00:53:21,097
The Bible says that later on,
he had 800 wives

890
00:53:21,138 --> 00:53:23,697
and he was fucking them all.

891
00:53:23,741 --> 00:53:26,334
You heretic brat.

892
00:53:26,377 --> 00:53:28,844
Well, at least
they were all his wives.

893
00:53:28,879 --> 00:53:30,328
Let's get married then.

894
00:53:34,552 --> 00:53:35,801
You're really drunk.

895
00:54:16,827 --> 00:54:18,123
Hi.

896
00:54:18,162 --> 00:54:19,287
<i>Gated!</i>

897
00:54:19,330 --> 00:54:21,820
Happy Birthday!

898
00:54:21,866 --> 00:54:23,365
Thank you.
How are you?

899
00:54:34,645 --> 00:54:36,544
Barbage?

900
00:54:36,580 --> 00:54:38,979
Will you come
to the bathroom with me?

901
00:54:38,983 --> 00:54:41,644
Okay...

902
00:55:03,079 --> 00:55:06,377
What's the deal?

903
00:55:06,416 --> 00:55:08,076
Damn it.

904
00:55:09,819 --> 00:55:11,818
Well, whenever you feel
like it.

905
00:55:13,356 --> 00:55:15,289
Here's your humble servant.

906
00:55:22,465 --> 00:55:24,432
You left Tomás alone.

907
00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:26,263
You forgot about me.

908
00:55:26,302 --> 00:55:30,635
Even though I came here
to fuck you and Tomás.

909
00:55:44,220 --> 00:55:45,413
Hello.

910
00:55:45,455 --> 00:55:46,921
Hello.

911
00:55:46,956 --> 00:55:49,856
- Bye.
- Bye.

912
00:55:49,892 --> 00:55:51,017
Thank you.

913
00:55:53,896 --> 00:55:55,021
Bye.

914
00:56:12,482 --> 00:56:13,814
They were kind of weird.

915
00:56:13,816 --> 00:56:15,544
No, they were really normal.

916
00:56:18,621 --> 00:56:19,987
Did you have a lot to drink?

917
00:56:19,989 --> 00:56:21,216
Practically nothing.

918
00:56:21,257 --> 00:56:23,383
"Practically nothing."

919
00:56:23,426 --> 00:56:24,925
Are you going to drive,
Tere?

920
00:56:24,927 --> 00:56:26,587
No, you drive.

921
00:56:37,173 --> 00:56:39,106
Hug the person next to you

922
00:56:39,142 --> 00:56:42,668
and tell them
that they're beautiful.

923
00:56:42,712 --> 00:56:44,542
You're beautiful.

924
00:56:44,580 --> 00:56:45,910
You're beautiful.

925
00:56:51,554 --> 00:56:52,884
You're beautiful.

926
00:56:56,426 --> 00:56:58,416
You're beautiful.

927
00:56:58,461 --> 00:56:59,894
If there's something
that I hate,

928
00:56:59,896 --> 00:57:01,362
it's open letters-

929
00:57:01,397 --> 00:57:03,125
open letter to Chile,

930
00:57:03,166 --> 00:57:05,099
open letter to the baby
who'll never be born,

931
00:57:05,101 --> 00:57:06,867
open letter
to the president,

932
00:57:06,869 --> 00:57:09,170
open letter to
I-dunno-what, I-dunno-who.

933
00:57:09,172 --> 00:57:12,334
But just like Paul, ex-Saul,
I do what I hate...

934
00:57:13,835 --> 00:57:16,023
Open letter to Tomás.

935
00:57:16,024 --> 00:57:18,734
My spirit feels relieved.

936
00:57:18,735 --> 00:57:20,873
Father looks at you
with acceptance.

937
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:22,068
Aunt loves you.

938
00:57:22,109 --> 00:57:24,508
Mother trusts you.

939
00:57:24,545 --> 00:57:27,580
It's me and my raping power
that she doesn't trust.

940
00:57:27,582 --> 00:57:31,984
Tomas, Mother, as always,
is right.

941
00:57:32,019 --> 00:57:34,179
My spirit feels relieved,

942
00:57:34,222 --> 00:57:36,849
but my poonani doesn't.

943
00:57:36,850 --> 00:57:39,943
P.S.: I have
a very intelligent idea-

944
00:57:40,127 --> 00:57:42,061
to make a sex-themed
video game.

945
00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,929
You earn ten points
for conventional sex.

946
00:57:44,966 --> 00:57:46,933
This is pussy-dick.

947
00:57:51,439 --> 00:57:54,498
20 points
for less conventional sex.

948
00:57:54,542 --> 00:57:56,532
This is dick-ass.

949
00:57:56,577 --> 00:57:58,874
30 points
for a threesome.

950
00:57:58,913 --> 00:58:02,211
40 points for convincing
a virgin person to fornicate.

951
00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:06,049
1,800 points-
no, 1,800 million points

952
00:58:06,087 --> 00:58:08,420
for convincing
a man of God to fornicate.

953
00:58:08,422 --> 00:58:11,822
1,800 million points
that I will never earn.

954
00:58:11,859 --> 00:58:14,019
Boo.
I've only got a few points.

955
00:58:14,061 --> 00:58:15,861
Fuck.
Your boyfriend is a dumb-ass.

956
00:58:15,863 --> 00:58:18,160
I'd tell you,
"Eat this Popsicle."

957
00:58:18,199 --> 00:58:20,032
Hey, sister in flesh
and blood,

958
00:58:20,034 --> 00:58:21,433
I never post things
on your blog.

959
00:58:21,435 --> 00:58:23,469
All this filthiness
is making me a little nervous.

960
00:58:23,471 --> 00:58:25,700
Ha, ha, ha.

961
00:58:25,740 --> 00:58:27,439
I forgot that I was going
to post this to say

962
00:58:27,441 --> 00:58:29,775
that I have more points than
all of your followers combined

963
00:58:29,777 --> 00:58:31,505
and added and multiplied.

964
00:58:31,546 --> 00:58:34,914
And fucking the one who writes this blog,
how many points do I get for that?

965
00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,746
You lose points.

966
00:58:40,609 --> 00:58:42,858
SAILOR HAS JUST SIGNED IN

967
00:58:44,540 --> 00:58:47,531
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
WHO ARE YOU'?

968
00:58:49,379 --> 00:58:51,846
SAILOR SAYS:
SAILOR SATAN.

969
00:58:51,881 --> 00:58:54,872
THE GIRL YOU LEFT
OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM.

970
00:58:58,554 --> 00:59:00,153
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
HAHAHAHA!

971
00:59:02,091 --> 00:59:05,753
SAILOR SAYS:
HOW DID IT GO IN THE BATHROOM?

972
00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:13,627
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
I DON'T KNOW. CONFUSION.

973
00:59:17,273 --> 00:59:19,740
SAILOR SAYS:
FEAR OR CONFUSION?

974
00:59:19,776 --> 00:59:22,369
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
IT DIDN'T SCARE ME.

975
00:59:22,412 --> 00:59:25,403
SAILOR SAYS: AN EVANGELITEASE
IS WHAT YOU ARE.

976
00:59:31,187 --> 00:59:32,486
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
NO.

977
00:59:33,656 --> 00:59:34,781
SAILOR SAYS:
YES!

978
00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:39,957
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
NO. AND NO. AND NO.

979
01:01:42,318 --> 01:01:44,478
They think I'm with Tomás.

980
01:01:47,474 --> 01:01:49,623
Do you want to go
to Rene's Bar?

981
01:01:52,546 --> 01:01:53,705
No.

982
01:02:15,436 --> 01:02:20,505
GOZPEL 1:8 BACON AND TOFU
BY YOUNG & WILD

983
01:02:32,486 --> 01:02:33,985
Okay, I'm off
to pick up your brother

984
01:02:33,987 --> 01:02:35,554
from the Christian Youth Club.

985
01:02:35,556 --> 01:02:38,305
So you stay here
keeping Aunt Isabel company.

986
01:02:43,397 --> 01:02:46,297
And don't go into your room
all by yourselves.

987
01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:47,458
Bye.

988
01:03:46,660 --> 01:03:48,149
Such a prude.

989
01:03:51,331 --> 01:03:52,661
Do you love me?

990
01:03:56,405 --> 01:03:57,935
I don't know.

991
01:04:02,476 --> 01:04:05,638
What do you mean,
you don't know?

992
01:04:05,679 --> 01:04:07,771
You're not even into me.

993
01:04:07,815 --> 01:04:10,114
What do you mean,
I'm not into you?

994
01:06:22,799 --> 01:06:25,596
The other day,
I heard a man say

995
01:06:25,635 --> 01:06:29,570
he thought another guy
liked both men and women.

996
01:06:29,606 --> 01:06:33,268
He said this:
"He likes both bacon and tofu."

997
01:06:34,878 --> 01:06:36,845
Nah.
He totally looks like it.

998
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:38,713
That guy likes
to kick it with both feet.

999
01:06:38,715 --> 01:06:41,583
I wanted to ask him,
"And who would the bacon be?

1000
01:06:41,585 --> 01:06:42,917
Who would the tofu be?"

1001
01:06:42,919 --> 01:06:44,715
But he got off the bus.

1002
01:06:48,391 --> 01:06:49,857
Then I thought,

1003
01:06:49,893 --> 01:06:52,393
"I'll write the parable
of the bacon and tofu."

1004
01:06:52,395 --> 01:06:53,986
Here it goes.

1005
01:06:54,030 --> 01:06:56,657
One: Fornication with her.

1006
01:07:01,071 --> 01:07:03,436
Two: Fornication with him.

1007
01:07:07,377 --> 01:07:09,674
Three: Fornication with her.

1008
01:07:13,183 --> 01:07:15,150
Four: Fornication with him.

1009
01:07:18,021 --> 01:07:20,614
Five: Fornication with her.

1010
01:07:23,793 --> 01:07:26,056
Six: Fornication with him.

1011
01:07:28,932 --> 01:07:31,593
Seven: Love with her.

1012
01:07:35,205 --> 01:07:37,195
Eight: Love with him.

1013
01:07:41,444 --> 01:07:43,444
Yes, I know.
It's not a parable.

1014
01:07:43,446 --> 01:07:45,613
But I don't have much time,
and unlike Jesus,

1015
01:07:45,615 --> 01:07:47,964
I'll never be able
to teach anything.

1016
01:07:49,206 --> 01:07:53,718
GOZPEL 1:9 IF I HAVE NO LOVE, I AM NOTHING
BY YOUNG & WILD

1017
01:07:53,757 --> 01:07:58,159
Everyone, pay attention.
We're ready to roll.

1018
01:07:58,194 --> 01:08:02,493
Three, two, one.

1019
01:08:02,532 --> 01:08:03,657
On air.

1020
01:08:03,700 --> 01:08:05,030
Hello, friends!

1021
01:08:05,068 --> 01:08:08,559
<i>Welcome to your show
Rich in Christ.</i>

1022
01:08:08,605 --> 01:08:12,404
Today we have
two young contestants.

1023
01:08:12,442 --> 01:08:14,375
Our first contestant, Leo,

1024
01:08:14,411 --> 01:08:17,004
comes from the Baptist Church
of Ñuñoa.

1025
01:08:17,047 --> 01:08:19,742
Our second contestant,
Vicente,

1026
01:08:19,783 --> 01:08:21,983
comes from
the Christian Missionary Church.

1027
01:08:21,985 --> 01:08:23,975
Boys, please say hello.

1028
01:08:25,188 --> 01:08:28,679
Let's go on
to our first question.

1029
01:08:28,725 --> 01:08:31,659
Complete the biblical verse:

1030
01:08:31,695 --> 01:08:36,654
"For God
so loved the world"...

1031
01:08:36,700 --> 01:08:38,032
"That he gave
his only begotten son,

1032
01:08:38,034 --> 01:08:39,834
"that whoever believes in him
shall not perish

1033
01:08:39,836 --> 01:08:40,935
but have eternal life."

1034
01:08:40,937 --> 01:08:42,537
"That he gave
his only begotten son,

1035
01:08:42,539 --> 01:08:45,173
"that whoever believes in him
shall not perish

1036
01:08:45,175 --> 01:08:46,801
but have eternal life."

1037
01:08:46,843 --> 01:08:47,968
l won.

1038
01:08:48,011 --> 01:08:50,706
Excellent, Leo!
Very good!

1039
01:08:50,747 --> 01:08:53,306
So let's go on
to the second question.

1040
01:08:53,350 --> 01:08:56,193
It reads as follows.
Attention...

1041
01:08:56,194 --> 01:08:59,243
Today there's no parable
or metaphor or comparison

1042
01:08:59,356 --> 01:09:01,522
or biblical reinterpretation
or anything,

1043
01:09:01,524 --> 01:09:03,757
'cause I'm feeling like
a fucking cock-dick-prick.

1044
01:09:03,758 --> 01:09:04,953
Sorry, sorry.

1045
01:09:04,954 --> 01:09:09,083
Seeing bacon and tofu
every day.

1046
01:09:09,399 --> 01:09:10,797
I'm confused,

1047
01:09:10,834 --> 01:09:14,233
and I don't know if I want
to write, but I do write.

1048
01:09:14,235 --> 01:09:15,812
I don't know why I write,

1049
01:09:15,813 --> 01:09:18,862
and maybe it's better
if I talk about the Bible.

1050
01:09:21,451 --> 01:09:23,766
Once, in Corinthians,
Paul said,

1051
01:09:23,787 --> 01:09:25,954
"if I have not love,
l am nothing."

1052
01:09:25,956 --> 01:09:27,388
l am nothing.

1053
01:09:27,424 --> 01:09:28,757
"If I do not have love,

1054
01:09:28,759 --> 01:09:32,353
I become as sounding brass
or a tinkling cymbal."

1055
01:09:32,396 --> 01:09:33,828
Hey, come on.

1056
01:09:47,577 --> 01:09:50,875
And I want to ask Paul,
God, Mother,

1057
01:09:50,914 --> 01:09:53,211
some blogger, someone,

1058
01:09:53,250 --> 01:09:55,615
what happens
if I have too much love?

1059
01:09:55,652 --> 01:09:57,018
What happens
if I like two people?

1060
01:09:57,020 --> 01:09:58,953
If I love two?

1061
01:09:58,989 --> 01:10:01,548
If I like doing dirty things
with both?

1062
01:10:01,591 --> 01:10:03,224
Is it better
than having no love at all?

1063
01:10:03,226 --> 01:10:06,225
What the fuck happens,
Paul, Mother, God, blogger?

1064
01:10:07,664 --> 01:10:12,686
Do I become nothing?
Am I less than nothing?

1065
01:10:20,310 --> 01:10:24,676
GOZPEL 1:10 BUH-BYE OLD SELF
BY YOUNG & WILD

1066
01:10:26,750 --> 01:10:27,916
No, come on, seriously.

1067
01:10:27,918 --> 01:10:30,477
Let's have
a real conversation now.

1068
01:10:30,520 --> 01:10:32,146
Let's do something.

1069
01:10:32,189 --> 01:10:34,315
You tell me everything
you like

1070
01:10:34,358 --> 01:10:38,885
and everything you want,
and then I'll tell you.

1071
01:10:38,929 --> 01:10:44,093
I like waking up sick
on Sundays...

1072
01:10:47,637 --> 01:10:52,437
Being afraid of dachshunds,

1073
01:10:52,476 --> 01:10:55,933
chatting online
until my eyes burn at night...

1074
01:10:55,979 --> 01:10:59,078
We talked about pretty things,
and there were boats

1075
01:10:59,116 --> 01:11:02,551
and sun, a lake,
and even a parrot,

1076
01:11:02,586 --> 01:11:04,853
and all we needed
was that perfect song.

1077
01:11:04,855 --> 01:11:07,721
Cha, na, na

1078
01:11:07,758 --> 01:11:10,317
Like when soap operas end.

1079
01:11:10,360 --> 01:11:13,351
But the difference was that
nothing was ending.

1080
01:11:13,397 --> 01:11:15,364
Drenched on your back

1081
01:11:15,399 --> 01:11:17,366
I feel happy

1082
01:11:17,401 --> 01:11:18,958
We don't get up anymore

1083
01:11:19,002 --> 01:11:20,802
And I hold you
against my chest

1084
01:11:20,804 --> 01:11:22,600
With all my soul

1085
01:11:22,639 --> 01:11:24,367
I could die tomorrow

1086
01:11:24,408 --> 01:11:26,170
I could die stuck here

1087
01:11:26,209 --> 01:11:29,371
Completely drugged

1088
01:11:32,032 --> 01:11:35,523
Oh, friend of mine

1089
01:11:39,423 --> 01:11:46,351
I know
we're never going to let

1090
01:11:46,396 --> 01:11:51,389
I know
we're never going to let

1091
01:11:51,435 --> 01:11:55,666
This love go away from us

1092
01:11:57,908 --> 01:11:59,238
Leave.

1093
01:12:01,077 --> 01:12:03,670
I don't want to leave.

1094
01:12:03,713 --> 01:12:05,146
You said
that you had to go.

1095
01:12:05,148 --> 01:12:06,478
Go.

1096
01:12:08,318 --> 01:12:11,115
But not like this.

1097
01:12:11,154 --> 01:12:14,122
Then we can do it
like we always do.

1098
01:12:14,157 --> 01:12:15,957
You leave because you have
800 missed calls

1099
01:12:15,959 --> 01:12:17,084
from your mother,

1100
01:12:17,127 --> 01:12:19,594
because you have to be
with Tomás.

1101
01:12:19,629 --> 01:12:22,130
I say, "Good-bye.
See you at the station."

1102
01:12:22,132 --> 01:12:26,397
You kiss me on the mouth,
and we chat online,

1103
01:12:26,436 --> 01:12:28,269
and then we laugh
at the station,

1104
01:12:28,271 --> 01:12:30,534
and everything is super cool.

1105
01:12:30,574 --> 01:12:33,201
What do you think?

1106
01:12:33,243 --> 01:12:35,742
That I want it to be
like this forever?

1107
01:13:02,239 --> 01:13:05,366
Mother says that sinning
is a matter of steps.

1108
01:13:05,408 --> 01:13:06,738
She says,

1109
01:13:06,776 --> 01:13:10,336
"When you open the door
for the enemy, he enters."

1110
01:13:10,380 --> 01:13:12,280
I could say that I've climbed
up the steps of sin;

1111
01:13:12,282 --> 01:13:14,048
although it'd be more accurate
to say down-

1112
01:13:14,050 --> 01:13:16,574
considering hell
is not above-

1113
01:13:16,620 --> 01:13:18,246
the stairsteps of sin.

1114
01:13:18,288 --> 01:13:19,982
At first I said

1115
01:13:20,023 --> 01:13:22,650
I'd never fuck before marriage.

1116
01:13:22,692 --> 01:13:24,191
Okay, I never said that.

1117
01:13:24,194 --> 01:13:27,629
But I did say
I'd never cheat.

1118
01:13:27,664 --> 01:13:28,994
While cheating,

1119
01:13:29,032 --> 01:13:30,698
I made an infinite list
of et ceteras,

1120
01:13:30,700 --> 01:13:34,157
but I always knew when
I went down step after step.

1121
01:13:34,204 --> 01:13:35,803
And the problem
is the following:

1122
01:13:35,805 --> 01:13:38,573
I'd never said I wouldn't be
with two people at once.

1123
01:13:38,575 --> 01:13:39,908
I never knew that suddenly

1124
01:13:39,910 --> 01:13:42,076
it wouldn't be
step after step anymore

1125
01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:43,645
but more like
falling down the stairs.

1126
01:13:43,647 --> 01:13:45,045
And now I say,

1127
01:13:45,081 --> 01:13:49,244
God, I want to walk down
a clean, righteous path.

1128
01:13:49,286 --> 01:13:51,185
And that's it.
Righteous.

1129
01:13:51,221 --> 01:13:52,380
Right?

1130
01:14:15,612 --> 01:14:17,861
Wasn't Tomás
dropping you off today?

1131
01:14:23,353 --> 01:14:24,842
What's wrong with you?

1132
01:14:27,057 --> 01:14:28,887
Daniela, what did you do?

1133
01:14:32,395 --> 01:14:34,225
I want to get baptized.

1134
01:14:49,197 --> 01:14:50,823
Go to my house.

1135
01:14:50,866 --> 01:14:52,127
To the beach?

1136
01:14:52,167 --> 01:14:53,428
Yes.

1137
01:14:53,468 --> 01:14:55,458
Get baptized where I did.

1138
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:02,923
Let's all go.

1139
01:15:02,924 --> 01:15:04,083
Yes.

1140
01:15:09,804 --> 01:15:11,532
Awesome.

1141
01:15:11,572 --> 01:15:13,172
I'll be cold if I wear that.

1142
01:15:13,174 --> 01:15:14,401
Who cares?

1143
01:15:14,442 --> 01:15:16,408
Hey, you have to get
a less pornographic T-shirt.

1144
01:15:16,410 --> 01:15:18,210
But all white T-shirts
are pornographic.

1145
01:15:18,212 --> 01:15:19,610
But yours even more,

1146
01:15:19,647 --> 01:15:22,314
because it's made out
of that old fabric, you know?

1147
01:15:22,316 --> 01:15:23,882
You can get a white one
anywhere.

1148
01:15:23,884 --> 01:15:25,284
I can get it for you
if you want.

1149
01:15:25,286 --> 01:15:27,845
Why do you need
a white T-shirt?

1150
01:15:27,888 --> 01:15:29,218
I've got several.

1151
01:15:29,256 --> 01:15:30,656
Because I'm getting baptized.

1152
01:15:30,658 --> 01:15:33,785
You have to wear a white T-shirt
for baptism.

1153
01:15:33,828 --> 01:15:35,661
See, Anto can lend you one.
Cool.

1154
01:15:35,663 --> 01:15:37,496
Dani,
you're getting baptized?

1155
01:15:37,498 --> 01:15:38,794
Yes.

1156
01:15:38,833 --> 01:15:40,632
That's great.
Congratulations.

1157
01:15:52,713 --> 01:15:56,512
SAILOR SAYS:
BAPTISM?

1158
01:15:56,550 --> 01:16:00,645
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
BAPTISM.

1159
01:16:00,688 --> 01:16:04,783
SAILOR SAYS:
IS YOUR MOM MAKING YOU?

1160
01:16:04,825 --> 01:16:07,156
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
NO.

1161
01:16:12,266 --> 01:16:13,391
Dani, Dani.

1162
01:16:13,434 --> 01:16:15,100
Could you come see this thing
we're editing, please?

1163
01:16:15,102 --> 01:16:16,762
Sure.
I'll be right over.

1164
01:16:20,274 --> 01:16:22,434
YOUNG&WILD SAYS:
LET'S TALK LATER.

1165
01:16:26,881 --> 01:16:28,347
What's up?

1166
01:16:28,382 --> 01:16:31,839
How long do you think
this should be?

1167
01:16:31,886 --> 01:16:34,135
He wants to cut it here,
you see...

1168
01:16:37,077 --> 01:16:39,840
Are you willing
to let your ego die?

1169
01:16:41,328 --> 01:16:45,423
Evangelical baptism isn't like
some bullshit Catholic baptism.

1170
01:16:45,466 --> 01:16:48,730
Evangelic baptism is done
when you're older,

1171
01:16:48,769 --> 01:16:51,218
conscious that
you want to follow Jeezus

1172
01:16:51,238 --> 01:16:53,637
and leave your old self
in the toilet.

1173
01:17:08,489 --> 01:17:12,015
Evangelic baptism
takes place outdoors.

1174
01:17:12,059 --> 01:17:14,126
I would do it
in a tropical swimming pool.

1175
01:17:14,128 --> 01:17:17,995
But the Lord will always
be there with you,

1176
01:17:18,032 --> 01:17:19,464
because he tells us...

1177
01:17:19,500 --> 01:17:21,333
I only thought about getting
baptized once before

1178
01:17:21,335 --> 01:17:23,632
in school,
when I was 14,

1179
01:17:23,671 --> 01:17:26,505
when I got close to Jeezus
like everyone else did.

1180
01:17:26,507 --> 01:17:28,098
I am nothing without you.

1181
01:17:28,142 --> 01:17:30,632
I am nothing without you.

1182
01:17:31,979 --> 01:17:35,778
Those of you who feel
that you have lost the way,

1183
01:17:35,816 --> 01:17:37,942
who wish to amend
their ways,

1184
01:17:37,985 --> 01:17:41,385
tell him,
"Take me, Lord."

1185
01:17:41,422 --> 01:17:43,582
Take me, Lord.

1186
01:17:45,059 --> 01:17:48,357
Those of you
who are rebels at heart,

1187
01:17:48,395 --> 01:17:52,694
tell Jesus,
"Lord, take me."

1188
01:17:52,733 --> 01:17:56,224
I did Daniel's fast-
legumes and vegetables.

1189
01:17:57,871 --> 01:18:01,135
And I really did it,
because I felt close to God,

1190
01:18:01,167 --> 01:18:03,611
and I was proto-anorexic.

1191
01:18:03,666 --> 01:18:05,777
I remember that
we went to the hill to pray,

1192
01:18:05,779 --> 01:18:07,112
and Ms. Cecilia told me

1193
01:18:07,114 --> 01:18:09,385
that my heart
was getting pretty.

1194
01:18:09,386 --> 01:18:11,909
Lord, move her heart.

1195
01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:14,377
Lord, touch Daniela,

1196
01:18:14,688 --> 01:18:16,678
move her heart.

1197
01:18:18,462 --> 01:18:20,759
Shamba, ramba,
rimba, ramba

1198
01:18:20,797 --> 01:18:23,993
Shamba, ramba, rimba

1199
01:18:24,034 --> 01:18:25,660
Shamba, ramba

1200
01:18:25,702 --> 01:18:29,159
Lord, illuminate our youth,

1201
01:18:29,206 --> 01:18:31,002
all these children.

1202
01:18:31,041 --> 01:18:32,337
Shamba, ramba...

1203
01:18:32,376 --> 01:18:34,376
And time passed,
and time passed,

1204
01:18:34,378 --> 01:18:36,004
and I got lost.

1205
01:18:36,046 --> 01:18:37,842
And my heart wasn't pretty.

1206
01:18:37,881 --> 01:18:40,610
And today,
that I'm more lost than ever,

1207
01:18:40,651 --> 01:18:42,311
I want to try it again.

1208
01:18:43,854 --> 01:18:45,186
Pastor Uncle asks me...

1209
01:18:45,188 --> 01:18:49,180
Are you willing to give up
your old self?

1210
01:18:51,328 --> 01:18:54,660
Are you willing
to let your ego die?

1211
01:18:56,667 --> 01:19:00,500
Do you know what it means
to let your ego die?

1212
01:19:03,874 --> 01:19:05,707
And I think, "I don't know.
I don't know."

1213
01:19:05,709 --> 01:19:07,375
But in the end,
I say to Pastor Uncle...

1214
01:19:07,377 --> 01:19:10,504
Placing Christ first?

1215
01:19:10,547 --> 01:19:13,709
Placing Christ before anything
that I'd like to do.

1216
01:19:17,387 --> 01:19:19,854
And I think, "I love bacon.
I love tofu.

1217
01:19:19,856 --> 01:19:21,155
"Maybe I love Jeezus.

1218
01:19:21,191 --> 01:19:22,940
"I love bacon.
I love tofu.

1219
01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:24,789
I want to be clean,
clean."

1220
01:19:24,828 --> 01:19:26,590
You went crazy.

1221
01:19:26,630 --> 01:19:27,896
Hey, I was an Evangelical

1222
01:19:27,898 --> 01:19:29,331
and I got baptized
and everything,

1223
01:19:29,333 --> 01:19:30,965
and all I remember
is that I was freezing,

1224
01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,456
and I caught a cold.

1225
01:19:32,502 --> 01:19:34,836
Fuck, girl,
I'm finding out about shit

1226
01:19:34,838 --> 01:19:37,829
that you should be
telling me to my face.

1227
01:19:37,874 --> 01:19:41,240
Girl, I can understand
you sleeping with a lady.

1228
01:19:41,278 --> 01:19:43,778
I can understand
you sleeping with a man.

1229
01:19:43,780 --> 01:19:46,748
But I can't understand
you getting baptized.

1230
01:19:46,783 --> 01:19:50,745
I would even baptize myself in a
fucking ice-cold lake for you.

1231
01:19:50,787 --> 01:19:53,722
Girls, please hurry up.
Teresa is already downstairs.

1232
01:19:53,724 --> 01:19:55,691
- Uncle.
- What?

1233
01:19:55,726 --> 01:19:57,750
It's that...
I'm not going.

1234
01:19:57,794 --> 01:19:59,580
Why not?

1235
01:19:59,581 --> 01:20:01,296
Because I have things to do.

1236
01:20:01,298 --> 01:20:02,491
As you wish.

1237
01:20:06,436 --> 01:20:07,561
What's going on?

1238
01:20:07,604 --> 01:20:09,161
What?

1239
01:20:09,206 --> 01:20:11,969
What do you mean,
you're not going?

1240
01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,341
What do you want me
to do there?

1241
01:20:13,343 --> 01:20:15,139
I'm not a part of that.

1242
01:20:15,178 --> 01:20:16,667
Who cares?

1243
01:20:19,750 --> 01:20:23,699
Okay, and am I supposed to clap
when you come out of the water?

1244
01:20:25,288 --> 01:20:26,447
Come.

1245
01:20:28,358 --> 01:20:30,007
I want you to be with me.

1246
01:20:32,295 --> 01:20:33,921
It's that...

1247
01:20:33,964 --> 01:20:37,330
I like you more than a lot.

1248
01:20:37,367 --> 01:20:38,735
I want-

1249
01:20:38,762 --> 01:20:40,519
I need you to be there.

1250
01:20:47,677 --> 01:20:49,411
I love you. I love you.
I love you. I love you.

1251
01:20:49,413 --> 01:20:51,141
70 times 7,
I love you.

1252
01:20:51,181 --> 01:20:53,944
Is that a phrase
from your sect?

1253
01:20:53,984 --> 01:20:56,975
Yes.
70 times 7 means infinity.

1254
01:21:00,490 --> 01:21:01,649
Where?

1255
01:21:01,691 --> 01:21:03,055
In the twee Bible?

1256
01:21:17,941 --> 01:21:19,100
I'm ready.

1257
01:21:22,308 --> 01:21:26,440
GOZPEL 1:11
NOW WE SEE THROUGH A GLASS, DARKLY
BY YOUNG & WILD

1258
01:21:27,150 --> 01:21:29,481
Who gave you this toy?

1259
01:21:29,519 --> 01:21:31,019
Grandma and Grandpa,
I think.

1260
01:21:31,021 --> 01:21:32,351
Yeah, right?

1261
01:21:40,597 --> 01:21:43,895
I love this one.
Look.

1262
01:21:43,934 --> 01:21:45,423
No, Aunt.

1263
01:21:45,469 --> 01:21:47,060
This is for her birthday.

1264
01:21:47,103 --> 01:21:49,036
Danielita.

1265
01:21:49,072 --> 01:21:51,039
Don't look at it.

1266
01:21:51,074 --> 01:21:53,308
This is when she was turning
eight, and her dad-

1267
01:21:53,310 --> 01:21:54,936
Let me see!

1268
01:21:54,978 --> 01:21:59,539
This little princess crown
was a gift from her dad.

1269
01:21:59,583 --> 01:22:02,350
She thought that she was
the prettiest at the party

1270
01:22:02,352 --> 01:22:03,818
until Pamela showed up,

1271
01:22:03,854 --> 01:22:05,720
and she thought
that she was prettier than her,

1272
01:22:05,722 --> 01:22:07,518
so she got mad.

1273
01:22:07,557 --> 01:22:10,719
She went to sit down over here
next to the chips.

1274
01:22:13,142 --> 01:22:16,542
That's where Rai took
this picture.

1275
01:22:16,579 --> 01:22:19,206
- Cute, right?
- Yes.

1276
01:22:19,248 --> 01:22:20,373
Daniela?

1277
01:22:20,416 --> 01:22:22,349
Let's go for a walk
on the beach?

1278
01:22:22,351 --> 01:22:24,341
Okay.
Let's go?

1279
01:22:24,387 --> 01:22:25,546
Let's go.

1280
01:22:43,706 --> 01:22:47,555
Hey, so do you still think you
are the prettiest in the world?

1281
01:22:47,643 --> 01:22:50,110
Of course.

1282
01:22:50,146 --> 01:22:52,579
That's because
you hadn't met me yet.

1283
01:23:19,742 --> 01:23:22,391
And then you write
that you sleep with me,

1284
01:23:22,411 --> 01:23:24,207
and everyone reads about it!

1285
01:23:24,246 --> 01:23:25,412
Don't tell me to calm down!

1286
01:23:25,414 --> 01:23:27,881
Don't pretend
to be my friend, bitch!

1287
01:23:27,917 --> 01:23:30,578
You're sleeping with her!

1288
01:24:25,875 --> 01:24:27,205
What's wrong?

1289
01:24:31,313 --> 01:24:32,472
Nothing.

1290
01:24:34,149 --> 01:24:35,308
And Tomás?

1291
01:24:37,386 --> 01:24:39,080
We had a fight.

1292
01:24:41,023 --> 01:24:42,353
Why?

1293
01:24:45,427 --> 01:24:47,894
Because I was being
kind of mean today.

1294
01:24:47,930 --> 01:24:50,227
And why were you being mean?

1295
01:24:50,266 --> 01:24:54,258
Because I didn't get
to fin-

1296
01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:03,935
Let go of me.

1297
01:26:06,442 --> 01:26:09,239
When Isabel
arrived at our house

1298
01:26:09,278 --> 01:26:13,941
less than a year ago,

1299
01:26:13,983 --> 01:26:16,473
she said, "Tere, I'm sick."

1300
01:26:18,754 --> 01:26:22,746
I thought about what Paul said
in Epistle to the Corinthians.

1301
01:26:24,994 --> 01:26:27,237
He said,

1302
01:26:27,238 --> 01:26:34,234
"For now we see
through a glass, darkly."

1303
01:26:39,953 --> 01:26:43,249
Now that my sister, Isabel

1304
01:26:43,250 --> 01:26:45,626
is dead...

1305
01:26:50,530 --> 01:26:52,360
I think of Paul once more.

1306
01:26:58,572 --> 01:27:00,732
It may be that I don't...

1307
01:27:03,643 --> 01:27:07,681
It may be
that I now see things darkly.

1308
01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:13,815
It may be
that I don't understand.

1309
01:27:13,854 --> 01:27:15,343
And I don't.

1310
01:27:20,286 --> 01:27:25,279
But I also think
about what Paul said,

1311
01:27:25,465 --> 01:27:28,297
that death in Christ
is a gain.

1312
01:27:40,343 --> 01:27:43,311
What do we gain

1313
01:27:43,416 --> 01:27:44,916
with the death of all things?

1314
01:27:44,918 --> 01:27:46,578
I don't know.

1315
01:27:49,689 --> 01:27:51,349
I still don't know.

1316
01:27:58,281 --> 01:28:03,343
Now I'd like for us
to sing a song

1317
01:28:03,503 --> 01:28:05,493
that my sister loved
so much.

1318
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:17,087
I

1319
01:28:17,125 --> 01:28:21,424
will be reborn today
in Jesus

1320
01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,259
Let's go.

1321
01:28:23,298 --> 01:28:26,789
You shall see me return

1322
01:28:26,835 --> 01:28:33,433
Towards the divine light
I know I shall depart

1323
01:28:33,475 --> 01:28:36,272
My soul is enlightened

1324
01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:39,643
I know I'll make it there

1325
01:28:39,681 --> 01:28:44,344
I know
I'll make it there

1326
01:28:47,088 --> 01:28:53,287
Today, I know
that I'll be reborn

1327
01:28:53,328 --> 01:28:59,960
And in his eyes,
you shall see me return

1328
01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,991
Today, I know...

1329
01:29:02,037 --> 01:29:06,803
GOZPEL 1:12 POSTSCRIPT
BY YOUNG & WILD

1330
01:29:30,265 --> 01:29:32,694
Paul said in Corinthians,

1331
01:29:32,695 --> 01:29:35,822
"When I was a child,
I understood as a child.

1332
01:29:35,937 --> 01:29:40,179
I spoke as a child.
I thought as a child."

1333
01:29:40,180 --> 01:29:42,773
Blah, blah, blah
as a child.

1334
01:29:43,011 --> 01:29:46,385
"But when I became a man,
I put away childish things."

1335
01:29:46,386 --> 01:29:48,533
I say it in nowhere:

1336
01:29:48,534 --> 01:29:51,297
when I was a child,
I thought like a child.

1337
01:29:51,435 --> 01:29:53,559
I understood as a child.

1338
01:29:53,560 --> 01:29:55,497
Now that I'm a non-child,

1339
01:29:55,514 --> 01:29:57,724
I haven't put anything away,
and I don't care

1340
01:29:57,726 --> 01:30:00,560
because I don't know
if I believe in happiness

1341
01:30:00,562 --> 01:30:02,085
or in peace

1342
01:30:02,130 --> 01:30:03,596
or in maturi-tease

1343
01:30:03,632 --> 01:30:05,131
or in I-don't-know-what.

1344
01:30:05,133 --> 01:30:06,932
I only believe in being lost.

1345
01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:09,765
Amen and amen and amen
and amen.