0 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00:01:07,480 --> 00:01:10,313 How should we remember Darren Mullet? 2 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,598 To his parents he was a beloved son. 3 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:18,912 To his teachers he was a fine student, bright and eager to learn. 4 00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:22,709 But to the majority of us he was a friend. 5 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:26,475 - Bullshit! You fucking hypocrite! - How dare you? Get him out of here! 6 00:01:26,640 --> 00:01:30,155 You weren't Darren's friends! He didn't have any! That's why he killed himself! 7 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:34,438 You killed him! All of you, you murdered him! 8 00:01:34,600 --> 00:01:37,319 - Agh! - You're not all the bloody ticket, you. 9 00:01:37,480 --> 00:01:40,552 There's people in there crying. Upset. 10 00:01:40,720 --> 00:01:42,870 Show some respect! 11 00:01:49,800 --> 00:01:52,394 I hope you all rot in hell! 12 00:02:14,720 --> 00:02:17,439 (� Desert Sessions:. "DEAD lN LOVE") 13 00:02:30,440 --> 00:02:35,116 � I'm not afraid to let you kill me � 14 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:45,758 � I know no other way to fill your hollow bones � 15 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:50,630 � I fade into the shadow with you � 16 00:02:50,800 --> 00:02:53,109 � I know � 17 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:56,795 � So dead in love, so dead in love � 18 00:02:56,960 --> 00:03:00,748 � Did you hear my heart stop beating? � 19 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:04,390 � Guess it's never enough No, it's never enough � 20 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:07,313 � Until my heart stops beating � 21 00:03:07,480 --> 00:03:09,914 � So dead in love � 22 00:03:15,200 --> 00:03:19,239 � So dead in love, so dead in love � 23 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,994 � Did you hear my heart stop beating? � 24 00:03:30,240 --> 00:03:32,959 Get in. The Dick's giving us the afternoon off. 25 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,873 - Gotta love the Dick. - Oh, yes. 26 00:03:36,040 --> 00:03:38,190 (Marcus) Woo-oo. Woo-oo. 27 00:03:38,360 --> 00:03:41,955 Death is so erogenous. 28 00:03:42,120 --> 00:03:44,156 I wish I was dead. 29 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,835 - Party at Bradley's tonight. - Hmm. 30 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,356 - You got a problem? - I think suicide is so beautiful. 31 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:55,193 Not the way Mullet did it. You got to slash your wrists. 32 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:59,035 That boy hanged himself. How can that be an excuse for a party? 33 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:01,191 Oh, don't worry, sweetie. 34 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:05,035 - No one was going to invite you. - (Laughter) 35 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:07,156 OK, guys. 36 00:04:07,320 --> 00:04:10,153 I'm going to ask Justine to the party. 37 00:04:10,320 --> 00:04:13,869 Lexy, just 'cause she's Head Girl, it doesn't mean she gives the best head. 38 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:16,395 - Oh. - Yeah? 39 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:19,393 - Well, I think she's interesting, so... - lnteresting? 40 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,915 - What, you want to give me a kiss? - No. 41 00:04:22,080 --> 00:04:23,957 No? 42 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:27,112 - Didn't you used to be friends with him? - My mother knew his mother. 43 00:04:27,280 --> 00:04:28,998 It was embarrassing. 44 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:32,072 Your parents think because they have something in common with someone, 45 00:04:32,240 --> 00:04:34,595 you have to have something in common with their brats. 46 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:37,035 I fucking hate that. Fucking hate it. 47 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:40,556 - Are you OK? - Yeah, who is that? 48 00:04:40,720 --> 00:04:44,315 That's Jason Banks. He was a friend of Darren Mullet. 49 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:47,552 - Hey, Justine. Great speech. - Oh, I didn't think I did him justice. 50 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:49,631 I haven't got anything in common with anyone. 51 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:51,995 - Nor do l. - I don't either. 52 00:04:52,160 --> 00:04:54,549 - Nor do l. - Nothing. 53 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:57,393 - Not a thing in common with anyone. - Yeah, I said it first. 54 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,437 I think she's quite nice. 55 00:04:59,600 --> 00:05:04,435 Sophie, you think everyone's nice. The girl's a frigid, kiss-arse bitch. 56 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,160 So a few of us are going to Bradley's later for a party. 57 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,719 Inappropriate. 58 00:05:08,880 --> 00:05:10,791 She smells really nice. 59 00:05:10,960 --> 00:05:13,110 Why have you started smelling Justine Fielding? 60 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:14,838 Why have you started smelling her? 61 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:17,912 - What? You smell nice. - Oh, thank you. 62 00:05:18,080 --> 00:05:20,116 - You smell like cabbage. - What? 63 00:05:20,280 --> 00:05:21,599 - Fucking cabbage? - Yeah. 64 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:23,159 Come on, fun will be had. 65 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:24,958 She's coming to my house to watch 'Atonement'. 66 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:26,951 - You could do that tomorrow night. - (Shouting) 67 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:29,918 - Or next week. Or never. - (Laughter) 68 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,436 - Rah! - I didn't use lube! 69 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:35,591 And you won't really know anyone. 70 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,671 Bradley, Bradley, Bradley. 71 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:39,478 Bradley, Bradley. 72 00:05:39,640 --> 00:05:41,551 I think I can hear a whining noise. 73 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,235 No whining noise. Word is there's going to be a bit of a party at yours later. 74 00:05:45,400 --> 00:05:49,234 Dude, we're at a funeral. Show some fucking respect. 75 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,152 (Muffled laughter) 76 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:56,119 - (Laughter) - What the fuck? 77 00:05:56,280 --> 00:05:57,918 The digits. 78 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,674 If anything goes wrong, I'm on speed dial. 79 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:04,799 Helena, I wouldn't mind having some fun for once in my life. 80 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,751 Well. 81 00:06:09,920 --> 00:06:11,831 We have fun. 82 00:06:13,680 --> 00:06:16,831 � If you don't wanna be my best friend then why am I still in your bed? � 83 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:20,390 � If you can't stand the way I talk then why am I still here? � 84 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:23,552 � If we can't work it out then how about getting your stuff and movin' out? � 85 00:06:23,720 --> 00:06:27,713 � If we can't be lovers again � 86 00:06:27,880 --> 00:06:31,316 � If I don't give you anything then why are you still hanging on? � 87 00:06:31,480 --> 00:06:34,836 � Why are you still hanging on? Why are you still hanging on? � 88 00:06:35,000 --> 00:06:38,549 � If you can't see I'm everything I'm everything you'll ever need � 89 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:42,269 � You must be out of your head � 90 00:06:42,440 --> 00:06:46,433 � I don't know what planet you're on but I wanna be on it with you � 91 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,239 � I don't know where you get off � 92 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:54,030 � I don't know what planet you're on but I wanna be on it with you � 93 00:06:54,200 --> 00:06:57,556 � I wanna be on it with you... � 94 00:06:57,720 --> 00:07:00,553 Look like someone discovered Primark, then? 95 00:07:04,360 --> 00:07:08,194 � If you don't wanna be my best friend then why am I still in your bed? � 96 00:07:08,360 --> 00:07:09,793 � If you can't stand the way l... � 97 00:07:09,960 --> 00:07:12,872 Oi, oi, oi, oi. Check this, check this! 98 00:07:13,040 --> 00:07:17,556 We got the motherfucking 5-0 in the crib! 99 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:22,271 Oh! Listen, listen, I'm going to get old school here for a minute. 100 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,829 � H to the E to the A to the D � 101 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,878 � I look with my eyes Can't believe what I see � 102 00:07:28,040 --> 00:07:30,156 � I'm a lyrical gangster I rap till I choke � 103 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:33,073 � Head Girl here Can't you see that's a joke? � 104 00:07:33,240 --> 00:07:36,471 - What you saying, blud? - I invited her, yeah? 105 00:07:36,640 --> 00:07:39,552 Chill out, blud. What's your problem, bro? 106 00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:42,632 - Have we got a problem, huh? - No, listen, it's all good. 107 00:07:42,800 --> 00:07:46,679 - Hey, where are you going? - I knew I shouldn't have come. 108 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,273 Yeah, screw the party. 109 00:07:48,440 --> 00:07:51,750 If we hurry round to Helena's, we can still catch the movie. 110 00:07:51,920 --> 00:07:56,277 - Have you been upsetting my guests? - Nah, bro, I was joking. You get me? 111 00:07:56,440 --> 00:07:59,000 - Don't play with the boobs. - I ain't your fucking bro. 112 00:07:59,160 --> 00:08:01,549 Listen, you lot need to chill out. 113 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:05,156 It's Darren Mullet's leaving do. The fat twat is dead. 114 00:08:05,320 --> 00:08:08,392 You gotta drink to that. You get me? Give me some. 115 00:08:08,560 --> 00:08:10,915 Why the fuck would you even say that shit to me? 116 00:08:11,080 --> 00:08:13,799 - Bradley, mate, it's me. - Sort him out. 117 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,428 Mate, come on. Bradley, it's me, it's Jeremy. 118 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:20,195 - Come on. Come on, man. - Shh. Suck my titties! 119 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,237 (Screaming) 120 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:28,157 - (Whooping) - (Scattered applause) 121 00:08:33,400 --> 00:08:36,437 - Alex, nobody wants me here. - I do. 122 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,358 Fuck you. 123 00:08:41,800 --> 00:08:43,791 And fuck Darren Mullet as well! 124 00:08:43,960 --> 00:08:45,916 (Cheering) 125 00:08:51,440 --> 00:08:54,796 - (Music playing) - Come on. 126 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,796 � I wanna be on it with you I wanna be on it with you � 127 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:02,313 � Oh, yeah � 128 00:09:02,480 --> 00:09:06,029 - (Film music playing) - So beautiful. 129 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,270 Keira's going to win the Oscar this year. 130 00:09:08,440 --> 00:09:12,433 Let's watch it again, with the commentary off this time. 131 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,191 (Loud dance music) 132 00:09:29,560 --> 00:09:32,552 Is there somewhere quiet we can go? 133 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,870 I can't hear you. 134 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:37,838 Is there somewhere quieter we can go? 135 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,594 - Yeah, yeah, we can go upstairs. - OK. 136 00:09:40,760 --> 00:09:42,955 OK, good. 137 00:09:50,560 --> 00:09:52,790 - (Music playing) - Um...this... 138 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:57,431 - (Laughs) -...this is Bradley's room. Obviously. 139 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:02,636 (Chuckles) I'm sorry about the artwork. 140 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:09,993 This probably isn't how you imagined our first date, but... 141 00:10:10,160 --> 00:10:13,072 Oh, this is a date now? 142 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,437 Yeah, that was the basis I was working on. 143 00:10:17,880 --> 00:10:21,111 It's a pretty cheap date, Alex. 144 00:10:21,280 --> 00:10:25,319 Yeah, but technically it still qualifies. 145 00:10:25,480 --> 00:10:27,550 (Laughter and chatter outside) 146 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:31,835 We're OK? 147 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,992 - We're not OK. - We're OK. 148 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,831 Well, if this is a date, 149 00:10:40,000 --> 00:10:46,553 then it does mean at some point we're going to have to do some kissing. 150 00:10:46,720 --> 00:10:50,030 You know, they're the rules, I'm as annoyed about it as you are. 151 00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:52,839 - Really? - Yeah. 152 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:56,356 And will that be happening any time soon? 153 00:10:59,840 --> 00:11:01,558 (Bradley) Die, you fucker! 154 00:11:01,720 --> 00:11:04,234 - (Text alert) - Fucking change weapon. 155 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:06,436 - Hang on. - What is it, babes? 156 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,989 Oh, it'll only be Alexis asking for more muscle 157 00:11:09,160 --> 00:11:11,469 to prise the princess's knees apart. 158 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,995 - (Chuckling) - (Marcus) It's from Mullet. 159 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:17,072 - Shut up. It's not funny. - I'm not joking. It's his number. 160 00:11:17,240 --> 00:11:22,189 Well, it'll only be his little friend. You know, Jizzum Wanks. 161 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:24,555 - You mean Jason Banks? - (Text alert) 162 00:11:24,720 --> 00:11:27,393 Oh, isn't...isn't that what I said? 163 00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:31,155 - He says I'm a fucking bitch. - Obviously knows you, then. 164 00:11:31,320 --> 00:11:32,673 - Piss off, Bradley. - (Text alert) 165 00:11:32,840 --> 00:11:35,195 - Oh, my God. - (Text alert) 166 00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:37,920 - He says I'm a filthy slag. - (Chuckles) 167 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,718 'You're a batty boy.' 168 00:11:39,880 --> 00:11:42,599 '(Laughter) You're a batty boy.' 169 00:11:42,760 --> 00:11:46,150 - OK, joke's over. - 'You're...' 170 00:11:47,920 --> 00:11:50,036 All right, Jizzum Wanks, you creepy little twat, 171 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:53,954 tomorrow at school I'm going to make kebabs out of your nads. 172 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:56,429 Sweet dreams. 173 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,068 - What did he say? - Nothing, but I could hear him breathing. 174 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,674 (Asthmatic rasping) 175 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:14,469 - (Text alert) - Sorry. 176 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:21,991 '(Laughing) I'm going to kill you. 177 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,072 '(Laughing) I'm going to kill you. 178 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:28,915 '(Laughing) I'm going to kill you.' 179 00:13:10,800 --> 00:13:13,268 (Whispers) Someone could walk in on us. 180 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,316 It's just me and you. 181 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:34,316 (Screaming) 182 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,670 (Laughs) 183 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:51,152 Punked, you fuckers. 184 00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,992 (Laughter) 185 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:55,469 Hug your pillow. Hug your pillow. 186 00:13:57,560 --> 00:13:59,471 Fuck you, all right? Fuck off. 187 00:13:59,640 --> 00:14:01,756 (Chuckling) 188 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:04,036 (Asthmatic rasping) 189 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:18,551 Mullet? 190 00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:22,598 Mullet? Where you at? 191 00:14:23,840 --> 00:14:27,116 - Where you hiding, fool? Sick. - (Dog barking) 192 00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:29,919 I think we should have a toast to Shrek. 193 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,672 To who? 194 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:33,831 Darren Mullet, the guy we planted today. 195 00:14:34,000 --> 00:14:35,752 Oh, I can't drink to that. 196 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:40,550 They didn't mean we're celebrating. They just... You know, to say goodbye. 197 00:14:40,720 --> 00:14:43,439 - Hmm. - That's all she meant, Justine. 198 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:46,672 - Why do you call him Shrek? - Why do you think? 199 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,956 Because he was big... 200 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:50,633 and green 201 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,552 and ugly. 202 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,314 Except he wasn't actually that green, though, was he? 203 00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:59,439 But, fuck me, was he ugly! 204 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,353 Wasn't that the skinny kid who threw up in assembly? 205 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:06,718 That's priceless. You spoke at his funeral and you didn't know who he was. 206 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:10,077 Well, in that case we should definitely give him a proper sendoff, right? 207 00:15:10,240 --> 00:15:12,959 Justine, why don't you do the toast? 208 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,949 Er...rest in peace, Darren Mullet. 209 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,475 Lardy Boy. 210 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:22,551 To Lardy Boy. 211 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,312 Mm. 212 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:28,678 Mm, rest in piss, bro. 213 00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:31,354 - (Dog barking) - Ah. 214 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:33,431 Ha-ha-ha. 215 00:15:36,320 --> 00:15:37,673 (Asthmatic rasping) 216 00:15:37,840 --> 00:15:41,594 � One for my homies, one for my blud One for my jeans... 217 00:15:44,640 --> 00:15:48,633 Paying my respect the only way I know how. 218 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:54,189 To Mullet. I bet the only reason you hung yourself... 219 00:15:54,360 --> 00:15:58,114 (Chuckling)...was 'cause you were trying to get a hard-on. 220 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,719 You were just trying to get wood, boy. 221 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:10,035 (Sobs) 222 00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:23,319 (� The Vines:. "RlDE") 223 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:37,869 � That's the start, the middle and the end � 224 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:41,430 � Aren't you glad the universe pretends? � 225 00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:48,870 � If I don't get this message honed once again I'm gonna hate alone � 226 00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,871 � Ride with me � 227 00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:54,953 � Ride with me, ride with me � 228 00:16:55,120 --> 00:16:57,839 � Oh, ride with me � 229 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:01,549 � Ride with me, ride with me... � 230 00:17:21,600 --> 00:17:28,119 Justine, Jason and I were discussing his little outburst yesterday. 231 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,876 And while I accept that he was upset about the loss of his friend... 232 00:17:33,040 --> 00:17:35,156 I didn't lose him. He killed himself. 233 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:43,512 Unless I hear an apology, I will have no choice but to contact your parents. 234 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:49,677 - I'm sorry I called you a hypocrite. - There, that wasn't so hard, was it? 235 00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:54,032 - Thank you, Justine. - (Beep) 236 00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,316 (Woman) 'Richard, Jeremy Prendergast's mother called. 237 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:59,438 'He went to a party last night and he hasn't come home.' 238 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,239 If I know Jeremy, he's probably lying drunk in a gutter somewhere. 239 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:04,789 'l dare say he'll turn up.' 240 00:18:10,280 --> 00:18:13,556 (Child) Hey, Daddy. Hey. 241 00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:17,588 Wait, Jason. 242 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:20,911 Look, I'm really sorry about what happened to your friend. 243 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:24,516 - What was I supposed to say? - You could have told the truth. 244 00:18:24,680 --> 00:18:26,318 What, with his parents sitting there? 245 00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:29,358 I could hardly say, "I'm sorry, but I didn't know who he was." 246 00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:33,308 - You don't even remember him? - No, I don't. 247 00:18:33,480 --> 00:18:36,950 - He was completely in love with you. - Don't be stupid, he didn't know me. 248 00:18:37,120 --> 00:18:38,553 Everybody knows you. 249 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,712 You're like Princess fucking Diana in this dump. 250 00:18:41,880 --> 00:18:45,270 Darren thought the sun shone out of your arsehole. 251 00:18:45,440 --> 00:18:47,829 If your friend liked me, why didn't he say anything? 252 00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,390 - You'd have laughed in his face. - No, I wouldn't. I'm not like that. 253 00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:53,471 OK, I'm not blaming you. 254 00:18:53,640 --> 00:18:57,758 It's just is how it is. You keep to your kind, and we'll keep to ours. 255 00:18:57,920 --> 00:19:01,435 - I don't have a kind. - Snotty, spoilt bitches. That's your kind. 256 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,192 Yeah, and what's yours? 257 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:07,273 My kind are the people you can't quite remember. 258 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,828 Darren would have wanted you to have this. 259 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,956 Wait, Jason. 260 00:19:18,160 --> 00:19:22,312 (Justine) 'I'm sorry, I can't go on any more. They won't leave me alone. 261 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:25,199 'And now Justine has joined in. 262 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,914 'l don't know what I did to make her hate me. 263 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:32,550 'She was my angel and I will watch over her for all eternity. 264 00:19:33,600 --> 00:19:35,716 'Goodbye. Darren.' 265 00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:39,469 Oh, Miss. I'm so sorry. 266 00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:42,598 What had you so enraptured? 267 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,558 Is it a note from your boyfriend? 268 00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:48,154 No, no, it's...it's nothing. 269 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,754 I understand you've been offered a place to read Law, at Oxford. 270 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:53,593 - Yeah, I got the letter last week. - No one deserves it more. 271 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:59,278 Your contribution to my Citizenship classes has always been exemplary. 272 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:04,434 Guys, you know the funeral march, yeah? Bom, bom, bom, bom, bom, yeah? 273 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:07,353 I'm going to mash it up with 'Lesbian Roadkill' by Tantric Dwarf. 274 00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:13,516 You know the one, yeah? "My mom raped me, and I liked it." 275 00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:16,399 - That is genius. - You said it, not me. 276 00:20:18,560 --> 00:20:22,553 Oi, Dracula, a word, if you don't mind. I want that website taken down. 277 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:25,598 OK, yeah. Yeah, no worries, Brad. I'll do it later. 278 00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:28,558 I've got some time booked in the pod. I'm doing this killer track. 279 00:20:28,720 --> 00:20:30,790 I don't give a shit about your Emo tit-wank. 280 00:20:30,960 --> 00:20:33,758 I want the site down, and I want it done today. 281 00:20:33,920 --> 00:20:38,277 Because if that ain't, well, you won't need to self-harm, 282 00:20:38,440 --> 00:20:40,317 'cause I'll be doing it for you. 283 00:20:40,480 --> 00:20:42,198 Clear? 284 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:46,638 Yeah, I was planning to do it anyway. A piece of piss, Brad. 285 00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:48,836 Let's go this way. 286 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,030 You should have come to Film Club. 287 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,475 We ate so much chocolate, we were nearly sick. 288 00:21:15,640 --> 00:21:19,030 Emily was on fire. We're doing it again tonight. 289 00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:22,078 Oh. Er...maybe. 290 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,276 I don't know. 291 00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:27,116 Don't you say a word. 292 00:21:41,320 --> 00:21:43,470 What fucker wrote this? 293 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:45,551 Did you? 294 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,790 Was it you? 295 00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,469 - No? - No. 296 00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,790 Stand up. Look at me. 297 00:21:52,960 --> 00:21:54,916 Clean it off. 298 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,752 (Text alert) 299 00:21:56,920 --> 00:21:59,354 Shut up. 300 00:21:59,520 --> 00:22:01,431 'You're a batty boy. 301 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:04,160 '(Laughs) You're...' 302 00:22:04,320 --> 00:22:06,151 Jason Banks is a dead man. 303 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,475 You really know how to enjoy yourself, don't you? 304 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:19,313 Alex, this is a library. What are you doing here? 305 00:22:19,480 --> 00:22:22,472 What are you saying? I practically live here. 306 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,074 That's my buddy Jeff, the librarian. 307 00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,834 You all right, Jeff? How's it going? 308 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:31,072 - His name's Trevor. - Trevor. 309 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,276 Seriously? 310 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:35,158 Well, that explains a lot. 311 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:38,397 Justine, about last night. 312 00:22:38,560 --> 00:22:41,438 You're not to blame for what Bradley dreams up. 313 00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:45,354 I wasn't talking about Bradley, I was talking about you. 314 00:22:45,520 --> 00:22:49,513 I think you are moving way too fast. I felt like I was being pressured. 315 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,477 Seriously, Juss. I just wanted to say I'm sorry. 316 00:22:56,640 --> 00:23:00,030 I just don't want you to think that that's what I'm about. 317 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:07,629 Well, I did have my doubts, but this swung it for me. 318 00:23:08,360 --> 00:23:11,079 I didn't have you down as the sentimental type. 319 00:23:12,880 --> 00:23:15,189 What was that? 320 00:23:15,360 --> 00:23:19,353 You like her too, now? Well, it's too bad. I saw her first. 321 00:23:19,520 --> 00:23:23,752 Yes, I am gonna ask her out on another date. 322 00:23:23,920 --> 00:23:26,639 OK, but if I made it clear it wouldn't involve any power tools, 323 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:28,916 do you think she'd go for it? 324 00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:35,193 - He thinks you're going to say yes. - Well, he's smarter than he looks. 325 00:23:35,360 --> 00:23:41,037 OK, well, I will leave the two of you in peace to sort out the details. 326 00:23:41,760 --> 00:23:43,637 Jeff, we should hook up. 327 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,950 Call me. 328 00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:55,472 (Text alert) 329 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,949 'Eugh! Your pussy stinks. 330 00:23:59,120 --> 00:24:02,157 '(Laughing) Eugh! Your pussy stinks. 331 00:24:02,320 --> 00:24:04,151 '(Laughing)' 332 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,315 OK, settle down. Settle down. 333 00:24:17,480 --> 00:24:20,438 Macbeth, act three, scene four. 334 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:24,070 This is the scene in which Banquo's ghost appears. 335 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:27,312 - Or does he? Yeah? - Yes, but only Macbeth can see him. 336 00:24:27,480 --> 00:24:32,076 Yeah. Good, Helena. But why? Why is this? 337 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:35,198 The room is full of people but only Macbeth can see the ghost. Yeah? 338 00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:39,069 Macbeth had Banquo killed so Banquo's come back to haunt him. 339 00:24:39,240 --> 00:24:43,028 - He only wants to scare Macbeth. - Possibly. 340 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,033 - Justine? - Sorry? 341 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:50,273 Why is it that only Macbeth can see Banquo's ghost? 342 00:24:50,440 --> 00:24:54,069 Um...well, I think that the ghost is a figment of Macbeth's imagination. 343 00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,277 Exactly, so Macbeth has repressed his guilt... 344 00:24:57,440 --> 00:24:59,158 - Who's that? -...and the ghost is his conscience 345 00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,276 that has come back to haunt him. 346 00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:02,793 Now, how does this relate 347 00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:06,270 to the representation of the supernatural in the play? 348 00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,228 One second, Helena. So, it works on two levels. So, Heckerty... 349 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,634 (Guitar playing) 350 00:25:31,200 --> 00:25:35,910 Huh? Oh, you want me to take the site down, do you? 351 00:25:36,080 --> 00:25:39,629 OK. OK, Bradley, yeah, yeah. No problems. I'll get right round to it. 352 00:25:39,800 --> 00:25:42,633 Right round to it. After a... That! 353 00:25:42,800 --> 00:25:44,711 Karate chop to your neck, huh? 354 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:48,475 What's that? You can't breathe? How about a little slap around your cheeks? 355 00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:53,031 Huh, fuck you, Bradley White, you little bitch, with your little willy. 356 00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:55,316 Huh? I fucking hate you. 357 00:25:55,480 --> 00:25:57,311 I'm worth 1 00 Bradleys! That's right. 358 00:25:57,480 --> 00:26:00,040 The Nas isn't scared of you. 359 00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,839 Ugh! 360 00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,833 We're very concerned 361 00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:16,118 that bullying may be a contributory factor in the incident with the Mullet boy. 362 00:26:16,280 --> 00:26:19,875 That is why I am personally overseeing the implementation 363 00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,315 of a new anti-bullying initiative. 364 00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:27,713 And as the cornerstone of our new strategy, we are using these. 365 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:30,075 Visualisations of mission statements 366 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,915 arising from the ethos strand of the school development programme. 367 00:26:36,840 --> 00:26:39,308 Hey kid, go tell Swanny that the Head wants to see Jason Banks. 368 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,198 Tell her yourself. 369 00:26:41,360 --> 00:26:44,636 Oi, you cheeky little prick, do as you're told. 370 00:26:44,800 --> 00:26:47,792 - Kids these days! No fucking respect. - I blame the schools. 371 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:49,234 Hmm. 372 00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:55,430 Listen everybody, there is a screw missing from the guillotine guard, 373 00:26:55,600 --> 00:26:57,636 so it is very, very dangerous. 374 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:00,957 - Miss. - Yes? 375 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:03,509 - The Head wants to see Jason Banks. - Right. 376 00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,518 Well, well, well. If it isn't Jizzum Wanks. 377 00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:21,799 - (Music on headphones) - Oh, God's fucking bollocks. 378 00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,791 (Laughs) Oh. 379 00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:25,916 Oh. Huh? 380 00:27:28,280 --> 00:27:30,271 Bradley. 381 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:32,112 Huh! 382 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:35,875 Hey, Bradley? Hey, Bradley, that's not funny. 383 00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:37,917 Bradley! 384 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,436 No, no. 385 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,114 Someone, help. Someone, help! 386 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:48,238 Someone help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! 387 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:50,231 Someone! 388 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,277 (Groaning) 389 00:27:52,440 --> 00:27:55,193 No, no. 390 00:27:55,360 --> 00:27:57,112 Help me! 391 00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,711 We think that it is vital 392 00:28:10,880 --> 00:28:15,431 that young people should have an outlet for their creative energies. 393 00:28:16,920 --> 00:28:21,038 Well, he certainly seems to be enjoying his music. 394 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:24,192 Obviously, it's something with a good beat. 395 00:28:24,360 --> 00:28:27,033 (Music playing) 396 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,555 (Screaming) 397 00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,597 Where is he? 398 00:28:51,400 --> 00:28:53,914 - (Bradley) Must have gone outside. - (Slam) 399 00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,275 (Footsteps) 400 00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:57,793 (Clunk) 401 00:28:57,960 --> 00:28:59,791 Tag. You're it. 402 00:29:02,720 --> 00:29:05,188 (Laughs) 403 00:29:05,360 --> 00:29:08,193 (Whooping and laughing) 404 00:29:20,480 --> 00:29:22,710 Fuck me, I'm out of breath. 405 00:29:24,720 --> 00:29:27,359 Now, what I was trying to say was 406 00:29:27,520 --> 00:29:30,159 how sorry I am that Mullet decided to top himself. 407 00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:35,633 Bit selfish of him, really, leaving Mr Jizzy No-Mates here. 408 00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,473 Not even one fat spaz to call a friend. 409 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:40,392 You bastard. 410 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:44,314 Ah, you're a plucky little fucker, aren't you? 411 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:52,870 Ah! Now. 412 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:54,553 Mullet is dead. 413 00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,837 Which means he can't be sending me texts. 414 00:29:58,000 --> 00:29:59,718 I don't think you get a signal up there. 415 00:29:59,880 --> 00:30:01,950 I can't even get a signal in the bogs. 416 00:30:02,120 --> 00:30:03,519 Exactly. 417 00:30:03,680 --> 00:30:09,596 Now, pretending to be Shrek risen from the dead ain't a bad gag. 418 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:12,274 Give me his phone and, er...we'll call it quits. 419 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:17,434 - I haven't got his phone. - Jason, Jason, Jason. 420 00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:20,591 You're only hurting yourself, mate. 421 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:25,951 (Text alert) 422 00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,799 It's from Mullet. 423 00:30:29,960 --> 00:30:33,748 - It can't be. - Who's doing this, Brad? 424 00:30:33,920 --> 00:30:37,196 "Who's doing this, Brad?" How the fuck do I know who's doing it? 425 00:30:38,160 --> 00:30:40,628 Brad, it wasn't him. 426 00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:44,031 I don't give a fuck. He gets on my tits, anyway. 427 00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:49,190 - What's going on in here, lads? - Nothing, sir. 428 00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,792 Go on, then. Get back to class, yeah? 429 00:31:00,960 --> 00:31:02,951 See you at training. 430 00:31:10,960 --> 00:31:13,713 So, what are you doing in here? 431 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,836 Sir, they were chasing me. 432 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:18,195 "Sir, they were chasing me." 433 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:22,558 It's always somebody else's fault, isn't it? 434 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,314 Kids like you make me sick. 435 00:31:30,160 --> 00:31:32,958 Detention, rest of the week. 436 00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:34,678 That's not fair! 437 00:31:34,840 --> 00:31:38,230 I know. Life is not fair, son. 438 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,554 Mullet. Mullet... Mullet's back! 439 00:31:44,720 --> 00:31:47,359 (Groaning) 440 00:31:47,520 --> 00:31:49,829 Mullet. Mullet's back. 441 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,718 Mullet's back. Mullet. 442 00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,555 Yeah, Mullet, Mullet, Mullet. Did you get that site down? Yeah? 443 00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:59,952 - Yeah? All right. Cheers. - (Groans) Mullet. 444 00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:03,277 (Text alert) 445 00:32:07,040 --> 00:32:10,077 - Is it from Mullet? - Marcus, how many more times? 446 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,593 What's going on? 447 00:32:11,760 --> 00:32:14,194 Someone's texting us off Darren Mullet's phone. 448 00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:18,717 - Why would they do that? - Some sicko's idea of a joke. 449 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,189 Everyone back inside now. 450 00:32:21,360 --> 00:32:25,273 It's just an unfortunate mishap. Well, come on, move! 451 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,159 - I'm sorry. He looked fucking ridiculous. - Who did? 452 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,915 Oh, touch of hay fever, Jason? 453 00:32:40,080 --> 00:32:43,117 (Tuts) I've had the snuffles myself. 454 00:32:45,200 --> 00:32:47,509 - Problem is you've got a screw missing. - Yes. 455 00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:50,717 So, I suggest we go and get lunch and I'll come back 456 00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,599 and I'll have it done for you in two shakes of a lamb's tail. 457 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:56,035 And how long is that, Mister Humpage? 458 00:33:01,040 --> 00:33:04,999 - Justine, come out and play. - I can't. I have a governors' meeting. 459 00:33:05,160 --> 00:33:06,912 You're choosing that over me? 460 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:12,790 - Are you shagging one of them? - I'm shagging all of them. 461 00:33:12,960 --> 00:33:15,110 How do you think I got to be Head Girl? 462 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:17,157 This has got to stop. Right now. 463 00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:21,472 OK, I'll end it. But I think I should do it in person. They've been good to me. 464 00:33:22,240 --> 00:33:23,958 (Horn sounds) 465 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:29,037 Her Highness doesn't like to be kept waiting. 466 00:33:34,440 --> 00:33:37,716 - Ah! Come on! - (Whooping) 467 00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:16,593 You really made me... 468 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,754 I mean, he's a great kid. I'm sure he'll make a full recovery. 469 00:34:26,920 --> 00:34:30,469 How about a little figgy oatcake before your tea? 470 00:34:43,840 --> 00:34:46,229 (� The Vines:. "OUTTATHAWAY") 471 00:34:57,280 --> 00:34:59,874 - � I get � - � I get, I get � 472 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:03,077 - � What I own � - � Don't let, don't let � 473 00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:06,471 - � The feelings that I choose � - � I choose, I choose � 474 00:35:06,640 --> 00:35:09,393 � 'Cause everybody else do... � 475 00:35:11,240 --> 00:35:14,118 � Gotta get out of the way No time for me to stay � 476 00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:17,909 � Everyone in the world don't affect you... � 477 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,356 - You OK, Juss? - Yeah, I didn't sleep too well. 478 00:35:21,520 --> 00:35:24,637 Ah, lying awake thinking about me, were you? 479 00:35:24,800 --> 00:35:28,110 You wish. I've just got things on my mind. 480 00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,272 What have you got to worry about? 481 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:34,079 (Laughter) 482 00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,429 Natasha, we are doing everything in our power to get this taken down. 483 00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:47,590 No one is to read this. 484 00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:50,399 Don't look at it. 485 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,632 No, you, boy, do not look. 486 00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:02,314 Is it true, though? Are you actually kicking in her back door? 487 00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,234 - That's my girlfriend, you fucking moron. - I said not to call me that. 488 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,311 (Laughs) 489 00:36:11,280 --> 00:36:12,679 - Oh... - Twat. 490 00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,916 Oh, I'll be with you in a minute, OK? 491 00:36:24,280 --> 00:36:26,589 He says I bullied him. 492 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:29,391 This is creepy, if it's some sort of... 493 00:36:29,560 --> 00:36:32,518 - You think I forged it? - Well, did you? 494 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,593 I bet you like coming to school, don't you? 495 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,512 What's that got to do with anything? 496 00:36:40,680 --> 00:36:43,319 You've got no idea what it's like to be bullied, do you? 497 00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:45,948 Well, I'm sure it's awful. 498 00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,112 Darren couldn't escape, even when he was at home. 499 00:36:49,280 --> 00:36:51,714 They...they sent him texts, and emails. 500 00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:53,791 - And they set up a website. - A website? 501 00:36:53,960 --> 00:36:57,555 Yeah, can you believe that? And what's he supposed to do? 502 00:36:57,720 --> 00:37:02,236 You tell a teacher, and they tell the bullies off, and they come after you. 503 00:37:02,400 --> 00:37:07,474 You tell your parents and they say stand up for yourself. 504 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,152 Darren couldn't stand up for himself. 505 00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:12,834 So...who bullied him? 506 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:16,993 - (Wheezing) - (Laughter) 507 00:37:27,440 --> 00:37:29,715 Everyone outside, come on. 508 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:33,434 You know you shouldn't be in here. 509 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:38,591 Justine? 510 00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:42,036 What were you and Jason Banks talking about? 511 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:45,671 Not here. 512 00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:51,798 He gave me this. 513 00:37:57,400 --> 00:37:59,834 - What have we got here? - Oi. 514 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,638 Ha! 515 00:38:02,320 --> 00:38:05,995 - Fuck me. It's Mullet's suicide note. - Bradley, don't. 516 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,233 Oh, chillax, I've never seen one of these before. 517 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,758 Oh, fuck. He really did love you, didn't he? 518 00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,593 Brad, just fucking give it back. 519 00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,275 I think you've got a bit of stiff competition. 520 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:24,475 I don't think Darren would have been your type. 521 00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:27,871 - Does he mention any names? - Um... 522 00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:34,671 Only Justine. 523 00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:38,799 Justine, have you been bullying Darren Mullet? 524 00:38:38,960 --> 00:38:41,838 Shut up, Tasha. Can't you see she's upset? 525 00:38:42,000 --> 00:38:44,719 - Do you know who was picking on him? - Why should we know about it? 526 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:48,031 You're not accusing us of anything, right, Justine? 527 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,714 No, she's not. 528 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:53,917 - I should show this to someone. - Oh. 529 00:38:54,080 --> 00:38:56,799 Well, that might not be such a good idea. 530 00:38:56,960 --> 00:39:00,157 - It's got your name on it. - But I didn't do anything. 531 00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:04,757 - We know that, but he says you did. - And it is your word against his. 532 00:39:04,920 --> 00:39:07,673 And, uh...since he's dead... 533 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:10,513 Well, I can't just ignore it. 534 00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:34,236 - You shouldn't have done that. - It's what friends are for. 535 00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:43,079 (Justine) 'She was my angel and I will watch over her for all eternity. 536 00:39:43,240 --> 00:39:45,834 'Goodbye. Darren.' 537 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:51,154 '(Laughing) Help, I'm lost in your ass! Help, I'm lost in your ass!' 538 00:39:51,320 --> 00:39:55,233 - This is getting really, really old. - 'Help...' 539 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:58,995 I'll tell you who it is. It's that she-male Helena. 540 00:39:59,160 --> 00:40:04,280 Yeah. I heard she said you were an ugly bitch at the funeral. 541 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:07,671 - She what? - And that you had chubby thighs. 542 00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:09,796 Are we going to do something about this? 543 00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:13,475 Yeah, because it's beginning to get right up my arse. 544 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,235 - (Laughs) Right up your arse. - Get off me. 545 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,113 - Helena wouldn't do that. - Oh, yeah. I forgot. 546 00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:26,229 The two of you are like bestest bosom buddies. 547 00:40:26,400 --> 00:40:29,312 - (Giggling) - What are you going to do? 548 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:33,917 Ask her ever so politely what the fuck she thinks she's playing at. 549 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:36,036 Are you coming, or what? 550 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:40,069 I... I can't, I've got prefect duty. 551 00:40:40,240 --> 00:40:43,232 Oh, God bless you, Mary Poppins. 552 00:40:45,840 --> 00:40:47,512 Sorry. 553 00:40:56,080 --> 00:41:00,232 - God, she's really quiet, isn't she? - Smells like she's having a poo. 554 00:41:00,400 --> 00:41:04,234 She always smells like that 'cause she's got her head so far up Justine's arse. 555 00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:07,995 Now, now, Khalilah. We all know Justine's shit doesn't stink, don't we? 556 00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,513 No. 557 00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:13,798 - I bet she's having a wank. - Eugh, dirty cow. 558 00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:18,829 Hey, Helena are you in up to the wrist in there? 559 00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,992 What do you want? 560 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,674 I want world peace. 561 00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:29,956 I want Prada shoes 562 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:35,513 and I wanna know why you've been texting us, you stupid geeky little bitch. 563 00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,592 - What are you talking about? - You sending us texts. 564 00:41:38,760 --> 00:41:42,355 - Why would l? - Because you're a twisted dyke slut. 565 00:41:42,520 --> 00:41:46,479 - How would I know? - Why don't you grow up? 566 00:41:46,640 --> 00:41:48,551 Ow! Ow! 567 00:41:48,720 --> 00:41:50,551 Sophie. 568 00:41:50,720 --> 00:41:54,918 Sorry, we're closed. You're just going to have to cross those little legs. 569 00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,514 Ow! No! 570 00:41:57,680 --> 00:42:00,592 - That's mine! - Look at this piece of shit. 571 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:04,469 - Must have come from the pound shop. - Give it back. 572 00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,390 It's not like you needed it anyway. 573 00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:12,394 You only need a phone if you've got friends to talk to. 574 00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:21,599 Oh, and when was the last time Justine called you, anyway? 575 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:29,434 (Sophie) 'Where have you been?' 576 00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,230 I've been looking for Helena. What did you guys do to her? 577 00:42:32,400 --> 00:42:34,038 Do to her? 578 00:42:34,200 --> 00:42:36,031 Um... 579 00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:38,156 Oh, yeah. 580 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:42,871 We just asked her if she would please stop sending those nasty texts. 581 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,393 Yeah, it was kind of upsetting. 582 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,348 - What was Darren to you guys? - Um...nothing. 583 00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,239 (Laughs) Just Shrek. 584 00:42:51,400 --> 00:42:54,631 Big, fat, ugly Shrek. 585 00:42:54,800 --> 00:42:57,519 You really don't remember him? 586 00:42:57,680 --> 00:42:59,796 I don't think so. 587 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:02,713 He was pretty hard to miss. He was fucking huge. 588 00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,597 Hey, hey, hey, hey. What about last week in the common room 589 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:11,320 when the guys took his asthma thingy 590 00:43:11,480 --> 00:43:16,270 and he was going, "Ughh! I can't breathe!" 591 00:43:16,440 --> 00:43:18,476 (Laughter) 592 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,116 "l can't breathe! I can't breathe! 593 00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:25,238 "l can't breathe! I can't breathe, Justine!" 594 00:43:27,680 --> 00:43:31,036 - I'm really glad we can be friends now. - Me too. 595 00:43:31,200 --> 00:43:34,909 We couldn't before, obviously, 'cause Tasha said you were an ugly dyke, 596 00:43:35,080 --> 00:43:36,672 but that's not true, is it? 597 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:41,231 You did surprise us with the Alexis thing. Are you guys going to have sex tonight? 598 00:43:41,400 --> 00:43:44,676 Sophie, he's only coming round to watch a film. 599 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:48,833 Watch a film? He'll be wanting to have a shag. Boys always do. 600 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,468 If you're nervous, you could just give him a hand job. 601 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:54,313 Yeah, it can get really messy, can't it? 602 00:43:54,480 --> 00:43:58,678 No, you're better off just having a shag. Less cleaning up to do. 603 00:43:58,840 --> 00:44:00,671 Oh, fuck! I forgot my watch again. 604 00:44:00,840 --> 00:44:05,994 OK, I would like to know all the gory details tomorrow, please. 605 00:44:06,160 --> 00:44:08,310 Good luck, you'll need it. 606 00:44:08,480 --> 00:44:10,471 Thanks. 607 00:44:28,000 --> 00:44:29,672 Hello. 608 00:44:29,840 --> 00:44:32,354 Hi, I can see you. 609 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:36,513 Are you perving on me? Look, I'm flattered that you're stalking me... 610 00:44:36,680 --> 00:44:38,989 Mullet? What the fuck? 611 00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:41,754 (Screams) 612 00:44:48,760 --> 00:44:51,149 (Gasping and sobbing) 613 00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:11,470 (Screams) 614 00:45:14,080 --> 00:45:16,230 (Screaming) 615 00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,396 (Screaming) 616 00:46:00,520 --> 00:46:03,114 - '(Screaming)' - (Both chuckle) 617 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,511 - For you. - Thank you. 618 00:46:12,040 --> 00:46:15,316 Al, you're going to hate me for bringing this up. 619 00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:22,431 OK, so Jason Banks said there's a website about Darren Mullet? 620 00:46:23,800 --> 00:46:26,109 Yeah. Um... 621 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,670 (Chuckles) The site was Bradley's idea. 622 00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:34,152 It...it started out as a joke, and it just got way out of hand. 623 00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:36,675 Were you involved? 624 00:46:36,840 --> 00:46:40,037 I try not to get mixed up in Bradley's shit but you know what he's like. He... 625 00:46:40,200 --> 00:46:42,668 The other night with the chainsaw? 626 00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:45,229 - Already on the web. - I don't want anyone to see that. 627 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:48,312 Yeah, how do you think I feel? I'm screaming like a girl. 628 00:46:48,480 --> 00:46:51,119 Yeah, where was my knight in shining armour? 629 00:46:51,280 --> 00:46:53,430 Yeah, OK. 630 00:46:53,600 --> 00:46:55,352 It wasn't my finest hour 631 00:46:56,720 --> 00:47:00,235 but if it happened for real I'd protect you. 632 00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:02,072 I promise. 633 00:47:02,240 --> 00:47:04,515 (Dog barking outside) 634 00:47:11,840 --> 00:47:15,549 At least we don't have to worry about Bradley bursting in on us. 635 00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:20,636 I'm just going to check I locked the back door. 636 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:39,554 Hey. 637 00:47:39,720 --> 00:47:42,712 - (TV off) - So, did you find Bradley? 638 00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:45,348 Hiding in the garden, was he? 639 00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:48,432 - I'm sorry. - (Dog barking outside) 640 00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,068 I'm just a bit nervous. 641 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:53,231 Really? 642 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:56,153 Well, you don't need to be. 643 00:47:57,920 --> 00:48:00,639 (� Keaton Henson: "DON'T BE AFRAlD") 644 00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:07,233 � Your lights in the tall grass � 645 00:48:07,400 --> 00:48:10,153 � Covered in coal � 646 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:20,760 � I'm reaching for you � 647 00:48:20,920 --> 00:48:23,878 � Hoping to hold you � 648 00:48:29,840 --> 00:48:34,550 � I won't give up No, I won't give up � 649 00:48:34,720 --> 00:48:37,996 � Not until I'm holding you � 650 00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:47,430 � I won't lie down, I won't lie down � 651 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:51,434 � Not until I'm holding you... � 652 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,875 Are you OK? 653 00:49:32,280 --> 00:49:35,431 - I had a really nice night. - Me too. 654 00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:40,993 I can usually make it last longer than that. 655 00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,276 Next time. 656 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:44,759 I'm joking. 657 00:49:44,920 --> 00:49:46,911 - But seriously. - No. 658 00:49:47,080 --> 00:49:50,117 No, I was... I'm...I'm joking. 659 00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,316 But seriously, I can. 660 00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:54,357 It was good. 661 00:50:01,240 --> 00:50:04,152 - I'll see you tomorrow. - Bye. 662 00:50:06,160 --> 00:50:07,957 (Clock ticking) 663 00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:56,392 So, er...did you seal the deal last night? 664 00:50:56,560 --> 00:50:58,835 Might have done. 665 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:06,916 - What did she smell like? - (Chuckling) 666 00:51:08,080 --> 00:51:11,117 - Did she suck your cock? - A gentleman doesn't go into details. 667 00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:13,919 Well, I'll take that as a no, then. 668 00:51:15,720 --> 00:51:17,676 Al. 669 00:51:17,840 --> 00:51:21,594 - Head girl on heat alert. - I had a really lovely time last night. 670 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,991 - You didn't bring me flowers, did you? - No, was I supposed to? 671 00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,799 No, somebody rearranged the fridge magnets. 672 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:31,873 - Yeah, I was just fooling around. - I think someone was in the house. 673 00:51:32,040 --> 00:51:34,508 - Who? - You didn't let someone in? 674 00:51:34,680 --> 00:51:36,636 No. I wouldn't do that to you, Juss. 675 00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:39,598 Are you two having a... having a lovers' tiff? 676 00:51:39,760 --> 00:51:42,832 - It was you, wasn't it? - I don't know what you're talking about. 677 00:51:43,000 --> 00:51:45,639 Oh, Bradley, you are so fucking childish. 678 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:47,233 You better put a muzzle on that bitch of yours. 679 00:51:47,400 --> 00:51:52,872 - What did you just say? - Put a muzzle on that bitch of yours. 680 00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,474 Bradley, get off, mate. Get off him. 681 00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,029 Get off him. 682 00:51:58,200 --> 00:51:59,315 Off him! 683 00:51:59,480 --> 00:52:01,994 Come on, let's get out of here. 684 00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:05,635 Fuck! 685 00:52:12,720 --> 00:52:15,598 (Sniffs) I went to visit Naz in hospital 686 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:18,877 and I took my iPod 'cause I thought he'd want to listen to some tunes. 687 00:52:19,040 --> 00:52:22,271 And I realised he's like totally deaf. 688 00:52:22,440 --> 00:52:24,874 Now he can't listen to Jodie Phister 689 00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:29,511 or Crying While Wanking or the Crotch Eating Bears. 690 00:52:29,680 --> 00:52:33,070 He'll never hear any of them ever again. 691 00:52:33,240 --> 00:52:36,835 Twenty mil. Semi counter sunk. 692 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:39,389 (Chuckles) It's just the job. 693 00:52:40,320 --> 00:52:43,915 - Is there a problem, Mr Humpage? - I've brought the wrong screwdriver. 694 00:52:44,080 --> 00:52:46,753 That's Philips. That's not. 695 00:52:51,280 --> 00:52:53,999 Gordon. Gordon. 696 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:58,119 - Head down. - Gordon! 697 00:52:58,280 --> 00:52:59,759 Gordon. 698 00:52:59,920 --> 00:53:03,674 - So, I hear congratulations are in order. - (Head teacher) Gordon! 699 00:53:03,840 --> 00:53:06,912 Well, you popped the Pringle for sexy Lexy last night, right? 700 00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:08,559 He told you? 701 00:53:08,720 --> 00:53:11,917 Well, he hasn't stopped talking about it all morning. 702 00:53:15,000 --> 00:53:16,752 Discipline, lads, discipline! 703 00:53:16,920 --> 00:53:22,153 Gordon, l...I thought I'd give everybody the last two periods off. 704 00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:28,758 It might help to raise the school spirits after these unfortunate events. 705 00:53:28,920 --> 00:53:30,273 Yeah, right. 706 00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:33,512 Boys, we've got a semifinal Saturday! 707 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:37,070 What are you doing? You can't hit a barn door. 708 00:53:37,240 --> 00:53:39,993 - Was it your first time? - No. 709 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:44,438 Oh, my God, it was. Oh, that's so cute. 710 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,751 So...so was it really magical? 711 00:53:47,920 --> 00:53:49,797 Was it really worth waiting for? 712 00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:53,748 Was it over really quickly? 'Cause it was when I did it with him. 713 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,838 Dirty little slut gave me crabs. 714 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:01,468 I had to shave the panty hamster. 715 00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:05,315 He said he got them from Sophie, but I think it was the other way round. 716 00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,552 Have you seen her? I've been texting her all day. 717 00:54:08,720 --> 00:54:10,312 No. 718 00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,756 Alexis, heel to toe! Come on. 719 00:54:15,480 --> 00:54:20,156 All right, ladies, come on. No one is to go into the water until I say so, all right? 720 00:54:20,320 --> 00:54:23,073 (Screaming) 721 00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,919 Lads. 722 00:54:32,080 --> 00:54:34,878 Saturday. Parkside, semifinal. 723 00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:37,634 Big day. This is the ball. 724 00:54:40,840 --> 00:54:43,638 Bradley, I want you to hit him. Let him know you're there. Early doors. 725 00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:45,756 Show him who's boss, OK? 726 00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,514 Where's Marcus? 727 00:54:48,680 --> 00:54:51,399 Mar...Marcus! 728 00:54:51,560 --> 00:54:53,312 Marcus! 729 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,200 It's Shrek! 730 00:54:57,360 --> 00:55:00,352 - It's Mullet! It's Mullet, it's Mullet! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! 731 00:55:00,520 --> 00:55:03,318 Listen to me. Calm down, boy. What's the matter with you? 732 00:55:03,480 --> 00:55:07,189 Is this your...is this your idea of trying to help the team? Team morale? 733 00:55:07,360 --> 00:55:08,998 This is not good for the team, son. 734 00:55:09,160 --> 00:55:12,755 Now, what I want you to do, I want you to go and have a shower, get changed... 735 00:55:12,920 --> 00:55:16,469 - But, sir, l... - You've disappointed me a little bit, son. 736 00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:20,110 Now, go and get changed and come and see me after practice, OK? 737 00:55:20,280 --> 00:55:23,670 - I saw him, sir. - I'm disappointed in you a little bit. Go. 738 00:55:23,840 --> 00:55:25,558 Go. 739 00:55:25,720 --> 00:55:29,030 I see dead people. I see dead people. 740 00:55:29,200 --> 00:55:32,078 - (Whooping) - All right, lads, give me the ball. 741 00:55:32,240 --> 00:55:33,878 - I couldn't do anything. - I want a word with you. 742 00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:36,952 - You've got to come. - I understand. 743 00:55:37,120 --> 00:55:38,758 - She's face down. - I understand. 744 00:55:38,920 --> 00:55:42,674 - Please come with me. - She's probably swimming. Swimming. 745 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:22,836 'You're a dumb fuck. 746 00:56:23,000 --> 00:56:26,356 '(Giggling) You're a dumb fuck. 747 00:56:26,520 --> 00:56:30,399 - '(Giggling) You're a dumb fuck.' - (Clank) 748 00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,760 If someone's dicking me about... 749 00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,350 (He growls) 750 00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:04,874 Agh! Agh! 751 00:57:06,640 --> 00:57:08,676 Agh! Oh! 752 00:57:08,840 --> 00:57:10,956 You fucker! 753 00:57:12,960 --> 00:57:15,076 Agh! 754 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:25,270 (Groaning) 755 00:57:28,960 --> 00:57:30,712 Die! 756 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,756 - (Groaning) - (Crunch) 757 00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:46,475 Oh. Oh, God. 758 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:54,270 Oh, God. 759 00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,308 Agh! Come on, come on! 760 00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:01,119 (Groaning) Come on. 761 00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:04,955 - (Squelch) - Ah! 762 00:58:05,120 --> 00:58:07,554 Ah! Ah! 763 00:58:07,720 --> 00:58:09,597 Ah! Ah! 764 00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,830 Ah! Ah! 765 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,831 Oh... 766 00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,391 Oh. 767 00:58:23,560 --> 00:58:25,755 (Gasping) 768 00:58:25,920 --> 00:58:28,070 Ugh. 769 00:58:29,280 --> 00:58:31,794 (Gasping) 770 00:58:31,960 --> 00:58:34,918 - Ugh. - (lnhales) 771 00:58:37,480 --> 00:58:39,914 Oh, crap. 772 00:58:48,280 --> 00:58:53,434 So which do you fancy? Keira in 'Atonement' or Keira in 'Doctor Zhivago'? 773 00:58:53,600 --> 00:58:57,036 - (Screaming) - Emily! Emily! He's trying to rape you! 774 00:58:57,200 --> 00:59:00,431 - Get off her, you pig! - Agh! Agh! Agh! 775 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:04,870 The boys in this school are so disgusting. 776 00:59:19,120 --> 00:59:20,917 (Panting) 777 00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:36,469 (Choking) 778 00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:40,037 (Death-rattle) 779 01:00:08,640 --> 01:00:13,077 - Mullet said he was going to kill them. - We did treat him like shit. 780 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,279 It's not Darren Mullet. For fuck's sake, am I the only one who can see this? 781 01:00:17,440 --> 01:00:19,476 You said you didn't do anything. 782 01:00:19,640 --> 01:00:22,712 Nice one, Alex. You got her to believe that? 783 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,154 I'm proud of you, bro. 784 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:29,676 - Juss, I can explain it. - What did that poor boy ever do to you? 785 01:00:29,840 --> 01:00:33,071 You wanna know why we picked on him? 786 01:00:33,240 --> 01:00:36,550 We were bored. He was a spaz. 787 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:38,790 You do the math. 788 01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,713 - I'm so glad I'm not like you. - Suck my cock, you prissy bitch. 789 01:00:41,880 --> 01:00:43,950 You look down your nose at everyone 790 01:00:44,120 --> 01:00:46,395 but you spread your legs just like the rest of us. 791 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:49,632 - Come on. - Get your hands off me, you slut! 792 01:00:55,560 --> 01:00:59,838 - Bradley, give me a hand! - None of my business, bro. 793 01:01:08,080 --> 01:01:10,275 Bradley, will you do something? 794 01:01:21,840 --> 01:01:24,752 This isn't over! You're dead! 795 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:27,309 We're all dead! He's gonna kill us! 796 01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:29,436 (Bradley) He's dead, OK? 797 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:33,149 He's fucking dead! And I'm gonna prove it. 798 01:01:33,320 --> 01:01:36,756 - Yeah, right. How you gonna do that? - I'm gonna dig that fucker up. 799 01:01:36,920 --> 01:01:38,638 Bradley! For fuck's sake. 800 01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:40,756 Bradley? 801 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:00,557 (Dog barks) 802 01:02:11,720 --> 01:02:15,156 All right, Mullet, you fat fuck, let's take a look at you. 803 01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:19,269 Justine. 804 01:02:19,440 --> 01:02:22,034 I want to see this website. 805 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,477 All the harmless fun and games you had. 806 01:02:26,640 --> 01:02:29,154 - You don't want to see it. - Alex, I really do. 807 01:02:30,520 --> 01:02:35,958 'Now, here we see the lesser spotted Mullet at feeding time.' 808 01:02:36,120 --> 01:02:39,715 (Chanting) 'Mullet! Mullet!' 809 01:02:40,760 --> 01:02:42,671 'Mullet, come on.' 810 01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:44,273 'Get the fat boy!' 811 01:02:44,440 --> 01:02:46,396 'Come on!' 812 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:51,308 'Come on! Fight back, Mullet, fight back. Come on. 813 01:02:51,480 --> 01:02:53,789 'Come on.' 814 01:02:53,960 --> 01:02:55,109 Please turn it off. 815 01:02:55,280 --> 01:02:57,999 'Did you get that? Are you getting that?' 816 01:02:58,160 --> 01:03:01,470 (Alexis) 'OK, now we need to be very quiet 817 01:03:01,640 --> 01:03:06,156 'because we are here to observe the courtship rituals of the Mullet. 818 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:12,072 'Ooh, the Mullet has fallen for a very rare species. 819 01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:17,678 'Head girlus, frigidus bitchus. Now, let's see what happens.' 820 01:03:17,840 --> 01:03:21,037 'Come on, big boy. This way. 821 01:03:22,560 --> 01:03:25,154 'Go on, you can do it. 822 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:29,035 'Oh, he stinks.' 823 01:03:33,400 --> 01:03:35,914 Get off me, you creep. What's wrong with you? 824 01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:38,116 - What are you doing? - I'm so sorry, Justine. 825 01:03:38,280 --> 01:03:42,558 - No, it's OK. It's no one. - Darren, mate, what are you playing at? 826 01:03:42,720 --> 01:03:45,188 That's the Head Girl. You can look but nobody... 827 01:03:45,360 --> 01:03:47,794 I can't believe I'm actually going to Oxford. 828 01:03:47,960 --> 01:03:51,032 - This is disgusting. Eugh. - Eugh. 829 01:03:51,200 --> 01:03:54,670 - Oh, I haven't got it. - Ah, diddums. Baby gonna cry? 830 01:03:54,840 --> 01:04:00,358 Do you know what? It's so cute when guys can really show their emotions. 831 01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:05,638 I don't know. You'd better ask Helen. 832 01:04:05,800 --> 01:04:11,477 - Justine, please help me! - I did just get into Oxford. 833 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:15,349 Justine, make... make them give it back to me. Please. 834 01:04:15,520 --> 01:04:18,796 - I'm on the phone. Leave me alone. - Come on, Darren. 835 01:04:18,960 --> 01:04:21,155 '(Laughter)' 836 01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:25,076 'Darren, look.' 837 01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,877 '(Laughter and chatter)' 838 01:04:32,040 --> 01:04:35,112 'Breathe, breathe.' 839 01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:39,315 I don't want you in my house any more. 840 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:45,551 - Juss, I'm not like them, OK? - No, you're so much worse. 841 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:49,030 At least Bradley's honest about who he is. 842 01:04:50,480 --> 01:04:54,917 You don't understand! Nobody ever says no to Bradley. I didn't have a choice. 843 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,958 Don't you dare touch me! Just get out of my house! 844 01:04:58,120 --> 01:04:59,917 - Let me explain! - Alex, get out! 845 01:05:00,080 --> 01:05:03,709 - No, let me explain! - Get out of my house! 846 01:05:03,880 --> 01:05:05,279 (She sobs) 847 01:05:05,440 --> 01:05:07,715 (Thunder) 848 01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,272 - (Breaking glass) - Whoopsy. 849 01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:16,476 - (Dog barking) - (Sighs) 850 01:05:16,640 --> 01:05:19,518 - Bradley, come on. Shall we just go? - (Rain falling) 851 01:05:19,680 --> 01:05:23,878 'Cause it's gonna take you hours to get down to his coffin 852 01:05:24,040 --> 01:05:27,077 and this is a total dick dance. 853 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,993 (Sobbing) 854 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:34,999 Why the fuck did Marcus have to die? 855 01:05:35,160 --> 01:05:37,674 - (Dog barking) - (Sniffs) 856 01:05:38,960 --> 01:05:42,316 And Sophie. And fucking everyone! 857 01:05:45,000 --> 01:05:46,956 Bradley. Hey. 858 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,759 Come on, Brad. 859 01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,753 Why is...why is this happening to us? 860 01:05:52,920 --> 01:05:57,471 You tell me why this is fucking happening to us! 861 01:05:57,640 --> 01:06:01,838 (Sobs) I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. 862 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,275 Hey. Come here, come here. 863 01:06:04,440 --> 01:06:06,396 Look at you. 864 01:06:06,560 --> 01:06:09,996 - (Dog barking) - Come here. 865 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,269 Fuck Darren Mullet. 866 01:06:19,360 --> 01:06:21,351 OK? 867 01:06:27,640 --> 01:06:30,108 (Sobbing) 868 01:06:46,400 --> 01:06:48,709 Hm. Come here. 869 01:06:49,800 --> 01:06:52,155 Yeah. 870 01:06:53,880 --> 01:06:55,871 (Laughs) 871 01:07:05,520 --> 01:07:07,715 Yeah. 872 01:07:07,880 --> 01:07:09,916 Oh, Bradley. 873 01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:18,311 (Laughs) 874 01:07:24,600 --> 01:07:27,114 Oh. 875 01:07:27,280 --> 01:07:29,271 Get it in. 876 01:07:29,440 --> 01:07:31,874 (Moaning) 877 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:37,271 Fuck... 878 01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:43,631 Yeah. 879 01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,872 Bradley. 880 01:07:59,880 --> 01:08:02,474 Bradley! Bradley! 881 01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:05,313 Bradley, it's...it's Darren Mullet! 882 01:08:05,480 --> 01:08:08,552 Bradley, it's fucking Darren Mullet! Bradley! 883 01:08:08,720 --> 01:08:11,188 (Screaming) 884 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:13,112 Agh! 885 01:08:18,800 --> 01:08:20,870 Shit! 886 01:08:21,040 --> 01:08:23,429 No! 887 01:08:24,560 --> 01:08:26,039 Tasha. 888 01:08:32,200 --> 01:08:33,758 Tasha. 889 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:38,675 Tasha. 890 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:40,831 Tasha. Don't leave me. 891 01:08:56,080 --> 01:08:58,355 Fuck. 892 01:08:59,960 --> 01:09:02,428 Look. 893 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,433 Look, I'm really... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 894 01:09:05,600 --> 01:09:09,434 We shouldn't... We were just joking around. 895 01:09:09,600 --> 01:09:12,558 And anyway, it was the others that didn't like you, not me. 896 01:09:12,720 --> 01:09:14,711 I always...I always liked you. 897 01:09:14,880 --> 01:09:16,757 (Gasping) 898 01:09:16,920 --> 01:09:18,717 Actually, I kind of... 899 01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:21,758 I kind of fancied you. 900 01:09:21,920 --> 01:09:25,276 I...I wanted to go out with you 901 01:09:25,440 --> 01:09:27,874 but...but I was too scared to ask 902 01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:30,952 and that...that's the truth, OK? 903 01:09:34,480 --> 01:09:36,835 I would have gone out with you... 904 01:09:38,560 --> 01:09:41,028 and...and... 905 01:09:41,200 --> 01:09:43,156 and maybe... 906 01:09:43,320 --> 01:09:46,471 maybe it's not too late! 907 01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:06,912 - Now, that's interesting. - Guv, I think you should see this. 908 01:10:07,080 --> 01:10:09,992 - What you got? - A condom. A full one. 909 01:10:10,160 --> 01:10:13,072 - At least he got his rocks off. - No, Guv. 910 01:10:13,240 --> 01:10:15,879 It's full of his dick. 911 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,600 Fucking spiders, look at that. 912 01:10:31,120 --> 01:10:33,190 ...Justine... 913 01:11:04,880 --> 01:11:06,791 Jason. 914 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:11,198 I came to say I'm sorry. 915 01:11:11,360 --> 01:11:16,514 I saw Darren being bullied and I didn't do anything to help him. 916 01:11:16,680 --> 01:11:22,550 And I'm starting to think that maybe it was my fault. 917 01:11:22,720 --> 01:11:25,029 It wasn't you. 918 01:11:26,080 --> 01:11:28,071 It...it was me. 919 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:32,429 I was the one that told them he fancied you. 920 01:11:32,600 --> 01:11:37,549 I didn't want them to start on me, so I set him up. Some friend, huh? 921 01:11:37,720 --> 01:11:40,280 Well, I'm going to go and see the Head. 922 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:44,192 Tell him what happened to Darren. 923 01:11:44,360 --> 01:11:46,954 It's not going to bring him back. 924 01:12:02,160 --> 01:12:03,673 I need to talk to you. 925 01:12:03,840 --> 01:12:06,308 I don't think we have anything to discuss. 926 01:12:06,480 --> 01:12:08,914 Look, Alexis turned out to be... 927 01:12:09,080 --> 01:12:11,116 I hate to say I told you so. 928 01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:13,510 Please, Helena. 929 01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:15,432 I need a friend. 930 01:12:15,600 --> 01:12:17,716 Well, you're in luck. 931 01:12:17,880 --> 01:12:20,394 - Do you know where Tasha is? - No, I don't care. 932 01:12:20,560 --> 01:12:22,437 I've been calling her all morning. 933 01:12:22,600 --> 01:12:24,875 Your friend practically pulled my ear off. 934 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,837 - I'm so sorry. - You were my best friend. 935 01:12:27,000 --> 01:12:29,719 Justine, it's OK, Tasha wants to meet me in the art room. 936 01:12:29,880 --> 01:12:32,758 What? I've just... I've just come from there. 937 01:12:36,200 --> 01:12:38,998 Look, I haven't changed, I'm still the same old Justine. 938 01:12:39,160 --> 01:12:43,472 Maybe that's the problem. The only person you care about is yourself. 939 01:12:43,640 --> 01:12:46,200 - That's not fair. - It's not, is it? 940 01:12:49,520 --> 01:12:51,351 Emily. 941 01:12:54,240 --> 01:12:57,596 I'm sorry, Darren. I know I let you down. 942 01:12:57,760 --> 01:13:00,274 I'm so sorry, I was just so scared. 943 01:13:00,440 --> 01:13:03,318 (Screams) 944 01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:07,150 (Moaning) 945 01:13:10,080 --> 01:13:15,552 - We found it by the bodies. - I dare say there is an explanation. 946 01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:18,553 We think it got ripped off in the struggle. 947 01:13:26,160 --> 01:13:28,116 Tash? 948 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:30,430 Where are you? 949 01:13:39,320 --> 01:13:42,551 (Snorts) That doesn't look like me. 950 01:13:42,720 --> 01:13:44,711 (Moaning) 951 01:13:50,080 --> 01:13:52,514 (Alexis) Justine. 952 01:13:52,680 --> 01:13:54,557 Come here. 953 01:14:00,560 --> 01:14:03,120 - What's that for? - I need it to protect us. 954 01:14:03,280 --> 01:14:05,999 - Protect us from what? - From Mullet. 955 01:14:07,400 --> 01:14:08,515 You're scaring me. 956 01:14:08,680 --> 01:14:11,558 - Bradley and Tasha, they're both dead. - No, they're not. 957 01:14:11,720 --> 01:14:14,234 They're in pieces, Justine. He's cut them into bits. 958 01:14:14,400 --> 01:14:16,675 Stop it. They're not dead. 959 01:14:16,840 --> 01:14:22,597 - Tasha's in the art room. - You saw her? 960 01:14:22,760 --> 01:14:26,753 No, well, she sent Kally a text telling her to meet her there. 961 01:14:30,680 --> 01:14:33,752 - Where are you going? - To kill Darren Mullet. 962 01:14:34,680 --> 01:14:36,716 (Gasping) 963 01:14:39,480 --> 01:14:41,675 (Moaning) 964 01:14:45,160 --> 01:14:47,469 What did I ever do to you? 965 01:14:47,640 --> 01:14:50,950 'Fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight! 966 01:14:51,120 --> 01:14:54,192 'Fight, fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight!' 967 01:14:54,360 --> 01:14:57,158 Fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight, fight! 968 01:14:57,320 --> 01:15:00,915 - Fight back, you bitch! - Oh-ho! Back of the net! 969 01:15:01,080 --> 01:15:04,470 Fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight, fight! 970 01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:08,918 Come on, then, Mullet, you spaz. Getting beaten up by a girl, are we? 971 01:15:09,080 --> 01:15:11,674 Here, just give me your face. 972 01:15:11,840 --> 01:15:14,354 'Fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight, fight! 973 01:15:14,520 --> 01:15:15,953 'Fight, fight, fight! 974 01:15:16,120 --> 01:15:18,190 It was just happy slapping. 975 01:15:18,360 --> 01:15:21,079 - Please, no. Please. No, please. - (Creak) 976 01:15:21,240 --> 01:15:22,559 (Screams) 977 01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:24,233 This is crazy. 978 01:15:24,400 --> 01:15:26,834 He's gonna kill her, Justine. Don't you understand? 979 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:30,072 - Tell someone I need help. - Do your own dirty work. 980 01:15:30,240 --> 01:15:32,196 (Screaming) 981 01:15:34,120 --> 01:15:36,190 (Moaning) 982 01:15:46,000 --> 01:15:47,513 Hello? 983 01:15:47,680 --> 01:15:49,591 (Screaming) 984 01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,035 Help me, please, somebody! 985 01:15:52,200 --> 01:15:55,749 Stay off this line. We don't have time for silly games today, young lady! 986 01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:00,915 Where are the pupils we want to speak to? 987 01:16:05,520 --> 01:16:07,511 Oh, my God. Kally. 988 01:16:17,520 --> 01:16:21,991 - Alex, phone an ambulance. - It's too late, he's already here. 989 01:16:22,160 --> 01:16:24,993 It wasn't Darren Mullet! Just phone an ambulance! 990 01:16:25,160 --> 01:16:28,357 - But it was him. - No, it wasn't, Alex. He's dead. 991 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,670 (Sobs) 992 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:32,990 I know that, Juss. 993 01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:38,356 - But he's standing right behind you. - Oh, God. 994 01:16:39,360 --> 01:16:42,830 - Darren? - Darren, mate. 995 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:50,680 I'm sorry, OK? It was a joke. Can't you take a fucking joke? 996 01:16:50,840 --> 01:16:53,274 - Help! Help us! - Oi! 997 01:16:59,400 --> 01:17:01,231 (Screams) 998 01:17:09,000 --> 01:17:11,195 Die! 999 01:17:19,280 --> 01:17:20,508 Run! 1000 01:17:24,280 --> 01:17:26,271 Window. 1001 01:17:34,600 --> 01:17:36,477 (Mutters) 1002 01:17:39,000 --> 01:17:41,036 What are we going to do? 1003 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,470 It wasn't all lies, you know. 1004 01:17:45,400 --> 01:17:47,960 The things that I said to you, they weren't all lies. 1005 01:17:48,120 --> 01:17:49,997 I know. 1006 01:18:05,320 --> 01:18:07,436 (Screaming) 1007 01:18:15,920 --> 01:18:18,354 (Screams) 1008 01:19:01,920 --> 01:19:04,036 Aaah! 1009 01:19:11,560 --> 01:19:13,596 Alex, smash it! 1010 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:17,231 (Groans) 1011 01:19:18,400 --> 01:19:20,834 (Gasping) 1012 01:19:23,400 --> 01:19:25,118 (Gasping) 1013 01:19:25,280 --> 01:19:27,748 What's the matter, Mullet? Having trouble breathing? 1014 01:19:27,920 --> 01:19:30,798 Alex, come on. Let's get out of here. 1015 01:19:30,960 --> 01:19:32,916 (Wheezing) 1016 01:19:33,080 --> 01:19:35,116 Not so hard now, are you? 1017 01:19:44,240 --> 01:19:46,276 Oh, shit. 1018 01:19:48,360 --> 01:19:50,078 Run, Justine, go! 1019 01:20:06,280 --> 01:20:09,795 Darren, no! Please don't hurt him. 1020 01:20:09,960 --> 01:20:13,350 I let you down. I was the one that should have helped you. 1021 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:17,075 Oh, no! 1022 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:19,754 - (Sobbing) - Justine. 1023 01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:24,916 Help me. 1024 01:20:43,760 --> 01:20:46,228 Help me. 1025 01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:51,438 I see you, Darren. Is that what you wanted? 1026 01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:54,471 And you know what? 1027 01:20:54,640 --> 01:20:57,074 You do look like fucking Shrek! 1028 01:21:00,840 --> 01:21:02,796 (She sobs) 1029 01:21:17,520 --> 01:21:20,159 Justine. What have you done? 1030 01:22:28,200 --> 01:22:31,237 (Soundtrack drowns out speech) 1031 01:22:56,240 --> 01:22:58,674 (Police siren wails) 1032 01:23:16,400 --> 01:23:18,709 Can any of you boys 1033 01:23:18,880 --> 01:23:20,598 tell me 1034 01:23:20,760 --> 01:23:24,594 why that stupid little bitch 1035 01:23:25,840 --> 01:23:29,230 had to kill all my best players? 1036 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:34,520 I mean, why couldn't she have done us all a favour and killed you lot instead? 1037 01:23:34,680 --> 01:23:36,557 Hey? 1038 01:23:37,680 --> 01:23:39,955 Out you go. 1039 01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:42,315 Keep your discipline. 1040 01:23:42,480 --> 01:23:44,516 Let's get 'em. 1041 01:23:47,000 --> 01:23:49,070 Oi. 1042 01:23:49,240 --> 01:23:50,958 Oi! 1043 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,918 Why aren't you changed with the others? Have you got a note? 1044 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:58,311 'Cause if you haven't got a note, you can get yourself ch... 1045 01:24:01,080 --> 01:24:04,277 Dear Mr Ramsey, Darren can't do games today 1046 01:24:04,440 --> 01:24:06,351 because he is dead. 1047 01:24:10,080 --> 01:24:14,278 What is this, a joke, son? Is this meant to be funny? Because if you've... 1048 01:24:14,480 --> 01:24:15,799 Oh, fuck. 1049 01:24:15,920 --> 01:24:18,354 � Bam-chick-a-bam Chick-a-boom-boom-boom � 1050 01:24:18,520 --> 01:24:21,318 � Sha-lang-sha-lang-boom Sha-lang-sha-long-boom � 1051 01:24:21,480 --> 01:24:24,278 � Bam-chick-a-bam Chick-a-boom-boom-boom � 1052 01:24:24,440 --> 01:24:26,396 � Sha-lang-sha-lang-boom � 1053 01:24:37,080 --> 01:24:40,868 � Monster hospital � 1054 01:24:42,720 --> 01:24:45,917 � Can you please release me? � 1055 01:24:48,120 --> 01:24:52,671 � You hold my hands down � 1056 01:24:52,840 --> 01:24:56,071 � I've been bad � 1057 01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:04,076 � You hold my arms down � 1058 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:09,792 � I've been bad � 1059 01:25:09,960 --> 01:25:11,916 � I've been bad � 1060 01:25:12,080 --> 01:25:14,036 � I've been bad � 1061 01:25:18,440 --> 01:25:21,910 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1062 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:24,116 � I fought the war but the war won � 1063 01:25:24,280 --> 01:25:27,431 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1064 01:25:27,600 --> 01:25:30,478 � I fought the war but the war won � 1065 01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:39,678 � Monster movie � 1066 01:25:39,840 --> 01:25:43,310 � Daddy Warbucks up against Bobby Fuller � 1067 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:49,515 � And he beat him hands down. � 1068 01:25:49,680 --> 01:25:54,674 � Lead in his head � 1069 01:25:54,840 --> 01:25:57,149 � They put a little lead in � 1070 01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:59,675 � In his head � 1071 01:26:03,560 --> 01:26:07,189 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1072 01:26:07,360 --> 01:26:09,555 � I fought the war but the war won � 1073 01:26:09,720 --> 01:26:12,917 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1074 01:26:13,080 --> 01:26:17,392 � I fought the war but the war won't stop for the love of God � 1075 01:26:17,560 --> 01:26:21,553 � I fought the war, I fought the war but the war won � 1076 01:26:43,920 --> 01:26:46,957 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1077 01:26:47,120 --> 01:26:51,272 � I fought the war but the war won't stop for the love of God � 1078 01:26:51,440 --> 01:26:53,908 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1079 01:26:54,080 --> 01:26:57,197 � But the war won't stop for the love of God � 1080 01:26:57,360 --> 01:26:59,794 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1081 01:26:59,960 --> 01:27:02,758 � But the war won't stop for the love of God � 1082 01:27:02,920 --> 01:27:07,596 � I fought the war I fought the war but the war won � 1083 01:27:12,400 --> 01:27:15,676 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1084 01:27:15,840 --> 01:27:19,958 � I fought the war but the war won't stop for the love of God � 1085 01:27:20,120 --> 01:27:22,509 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1086 01:27:22,680 --> 01:27:25,433 � But the war won't stop for the love of God � 1087 01:27:25,600 --> 01:27:28,068 � I fought the war, I fought the war � 1088 01:27:28,240 --> 01:27:30,196 � But the war won �