1 00:02:24,440 --> 00:02:25,530 Hike! 2 00:02:29,620 --> 00:02:30,450 Martel! 3 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:33,450 Martel, you're a wimp! 4 00:02:33,790 --> 00:02:36,880 I can't believe that. Martel goes for a give-up slide. 5 00:02:37,130 --> 00:02:40,260 -It did look cautious. -I could have scored on that! 6 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,470 That could be the last play of the season. 7 00:02:42,550 --> 00:02:45,760 In case you haven't heard, the players' strike became official... 8 00:02:45,840 --> 00:02:47,600 ...at 4 p.m. Eastern time. 9 00:02:47,810 --> 00:02:50,730 I'm sad that the players' demands, which center around... 10 00:02:50,980 --> 00:02:54,810 ...a rise in the current salary cap, have been rejected by the owners. 11 00:02:55,440 --> 00:02:57,730 I have told my union brothers to walk. 12 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:00,780 Get me Jimmy McGinty! Have him here tonight. 13 00:03:00,990 --> 00:03:02,030 Yes, sir. 14 00:03:02,950 --> 00:03:04,700 I'm here with Eddie Martel. 15 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:09,580 A lot of angry fans out there feel that the players are being too greedy. 16 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:11,370 Anything you'd like to say? 17 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:14,540 Dwight, I know $5 million a year sounds like a lot of money... 18 00:03:14,710 --> 00:03:18,260 ...but I have to pay 10 percent to my agent, 5 percent to my lawyer... 19 00:03:18,340 --> 00:03:21,260 Do you know what insurance costs on a Ferrari, mother... 20 00:03:21,510 --> 00:03:23,600 Pat, back to you. 21 00:03:23,800 --> 00:03:26,520 That was Washington running back Malcolm Lamont. 22 00:03:26,720 --> 00:03:30,100 It's all about money, folks, but isn't it always? 23 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:33,570 Yes. This is Pat Summerall for John Madden saying... 24 00:03:33,780 --> 00:03:35,990 ...so long from Nextel Stadium. 25 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:40,160 -You look like shit. -I'm dying, Jimmy. 26 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:43,790 Come on. 27 00:03:44,660 --> 00:03:46,660 You've been dying for 20 years. 28 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:56,880 -Give me a cigarette. -I quit. 29 00:03:58,510 --> 00:04:00,560 Nobody likes a quitter. 30 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:04,810 -See the game today? -No. 31 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:06,310 Why, you liar. 32 00:04:07,770 --> 00:04:10,400 Could you believe that slide by Martel? 33 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:13,360 What a pussy. 34 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,990 -What's up? -Take a ride with me. 35 00:04:21,290 --> 00:04:22,660 How's the wife? 36 00:04:22,960 --> 00:04:24,670 She had her lips done. 37 00:04:25,330 --> 00:04:28,000 I never even knew you could have your lips done. 38 00:04:29,090 --> 00:04:31,840 Looks like a largemouth bass. 39 00:04:34,850 --> 00:04:38,180 I'm too old to screw around. Let me give it to you straight. 40 00:04:38,430 --> 00:04:39,480 I want you back. 41 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:43,270 -You already have a coach. -I'll take care of it. 42 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,530 -Like you took care of me. -Now, Jimmy... 43 00:04:46,690 --> 00:04:49,190 Your players all flew home to their castles... 44 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:50,820 ...in their private jets. 45 00:04:50,990 --> 00:04:53,070 We're gonna finish the season anyway. 46 00:04:53,280 --> 00:04:55,540 I'm gonna use replacement players. 47 00:04:55,910 --> 00:04:59,620 -Jeez, what a business. -We've got four games left. 48 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:02,080 We win three, we're in the playoffs. 49 00:05:02,290 --> 00:05:05,710 Really? Win three out of four with replacement players? 50 00:05:05,880 --> 00:05:07,420 That's not too much to ask. 51 00:05:08,010 --> 00:05:10,510 You won for me once, you can do it again. 52 00:05:12,350 --> 00:05:13,760 What's the matter, Jimmy? 53 00:05:14,060 --> 00:05:17,270 Nobody's gonna give you a better chance than this... 54 00:05:17,560 --> 00:05:19,400 ...after that Dallas mess. 55 00:05:21,110 --> 00:05:24,400 -I was right about that. -It had nothing to do with being right! 56 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:27,200 You went head-to-head with an $8 million quarterback. 57 00:05:27,410 --> 00:05:30,910 Who did you think was gonna win? That's not gonna happen here! 58 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:35,580 I'm talking about a team of poor nobodies who play to win... 59 00:05:35,790 --> 00:05:37,830 ...not a bunch of bitchy millionaires. 60 00:05:39,630 --> 00:05:40,750 Come on, Jimmy! 61 00:05:42,090 --> 00:05:43,590 I'm thinking. 62 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:49,430 Hello! 63 00:05:51,140 --> 00:05:51,980 Hello! 64 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,290 I want total control of my team. 65 00:06:08,490 --> 00:06:12,290 I want to be able to recruit anybody that I want, no interference. 66 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,630 My word is my bond. 67 00:06:18,460 --> 00:06:20,170 I want it in writing. 68 00:06:21,890 --> 00:06:23,300 Okay, Jimmy. 69 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:24,850 Okay. 70 00:06:27,310 --> 00:06:29,480 We thought we'd skip special teams for now. 71 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:32,810 It'll be tough enough to put together a team in a week. 72 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,610 -We're gonna go a different way. -A different way? 73 00:06:36,070 --> 00:06:39,070 Here's a list of people I've been watching over the years. 74 00:06:39,280 --> 00:06:42,320 They've all played football, not all of them in the pros. 75 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,290 But they all have something unique to bring to the game. 76 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:48,420 We'll take them and try to put together a winning team. 77 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:51,710 If nothing else, they should be fun to watch. 78 00:06:52,750 --> 00:06:54,510 Daniel Bateman, SWAT team officer. 79 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:58,720 Awarded a Purple Heart for losing a kidney during the Gulf War. 80 00:07:03,430 --> 00:07:06,270 A walk-on at Michigan State before he gave up football... 81 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:09,570 ...to sneak back into the service for one more tour of duty. 82 00:07:10,110 --> 00:07:11,230 Clifford Franklin. 83 00:07:12,190 --> 00:07:17,120 Great attitude, great desire, and the fastest son of a bitch I've ever seen. 84 00:07:19,530 --> 00:07:21,370 Clifford! Twinkie! 85 00:07:27,380 --> 00:07:29,800 What's up, man? Got any Twinkies? 86 00:07:30,090 --> 00:07:31,130 Can he catch? 87 00:07:42,310 --> 00:07:43,600 That's why I have you. 88 00:07:44,770 --> 00:07:46,610 André and Jamal Jackson. 89 00:07:46,820 --> 00:07:50,610 Together, these guys were the best tandem team of guards in the game. 90 00:07:54,080 --> 00:07:56,950 -You're kidding me! -André got traded and they fell apart. 91 00:07:57,080 --> 00:08:01,080 He ain't our problem no more. We gonna play football. 92 00:08:01,250 --> 00:08:03,840 -Football? -Football. 93 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,090 Nigel Gruff. 94 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:11,470 Striker out of Cardiff, now residing in HelI's Kitchen. 95 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:16,270 He's called "The Leg" because he can kick a soccer ball the length of the field. 96 00:08:16,430 --> 00:08:17,730 Gentlemen... 97 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:21,110 ...the drinks are on the house! 98 00:08:23,190 --> 00:08:24,360 Bollocks! 99 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:27,280 Pissing away our money again? 100 00:08:27,450 --> 00:08:30,740 -No, the money's on the way. -Where? To the OTB? 101 00:08:30,950 --> 00:08:33,620 I got a winning horse! I swear on my mom's grave! 102 00:08:33,830 --> 00:08:36,790 Your mother's grave? He's swearing on his mother's grave! 103 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:39,130 Nigel, listen. I want my money! 104 00:08:39,340 --> 00:08:42,050 -Has he kept in shape? -By Welsh standards. 105 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:44,670 Shane Falco. 106 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,850 Shane Falco? "Footsteps" Falco from Ohio State? 107 00:08:50,060 --> 00:08:51,140 The same. 108 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:56,060 -He hasn't played in years. -Should be well rested then. 109 00:09:00,320 --> 00:09:02,650 You look like a swordfish I caught once. 110 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:04,990 He hit the deck just like that. 111 00:09:06,990 --> 00:09:09,200 -You know who I am? -Yeah. 112 00:09:09,830 --> 00:09:11,410 You're Jimmy McGinty. 113 00:09:11,620 --> 00:09:14,250 That old coach from the '80s. 114 00:09:16,420 --> 00:09:18,210 We met just before the Sugar Bowl. 115 00:09:18,550 --> 00:09:20,010 I remember. 116 00:09:21,430 --> 00:09:23,640 Hell of a game that Sugar Bowl. 117 00:09:24,180 --> 00:09:27,850 -What'd you lose that by? 40 points? -That would be 45. 118 00:09:29,890 --> 00:09:33,520 Sometimes a game like that sticks with you. You never shake it off. 119 00:09:33,690 --> 00:09:37,240 -Got three concussions to prove it. -That's why girls don't play. 120 00:09:39,860 --> 00:09:41,160 Why are you here, coach? 121 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:44,030 I'm back with the Sentinels. I want you to quarterback. 122 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:46,870 I found the best guards and a wide receiver... 123 00:09:46,950 --> 00:09:48,580 ...even you couldn't overthrow. 124 00:09:51,130 --> 00:09:52,960 -I'm retired. -Retired? 125 00:09:54,210 --> 00:09:57,220 It looks like things have gone real well for you since. 126 00:09:59,050 --> 00:10:00,550 I got no complaints. 127 00:10:01,220 --> 00:10:02,640 It's quiet here. 128 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:04,890 Nobody bothers me. 129 00:10:05,310 --> 00:10:09,060 That's the great thing about plankton, it pretty much keeps to itself. 130 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:15,240 You know what separates the winners from the losers? 131 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,570 The score. 132 00:10:19,700 --> 00:10:22,160 Getting back up after being kicked in the teeth. 133 00:10:22,250 --> 00:10:24,830 I watched films of your games since the Sugar Bowl. 134 00:10:24,910 --> 00:10:28,500 You shouldn't have been trying to carry the whole team that first year. 135 00:10:28,710 --> 00:10:31,050 Your teammates leaned on you and you crumbled. 136 00:10:33,510 --> 00:10:37,640 -Is that how you want to be remembered? -I don't want to be remembered at all. 137 00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:41,850 You're young. lf you do well, who knows what'll happen after the strike. 138 00:10:41,930 --> 00:10:45,770 I'm not making you any promises, but why don't you take a chance? 139 00:10:46,320 --> 00:10:50,070 Rather than scraping crap off the bottom of somebody else's toys. 140 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:05,540 Think it over. 141 00:11:08,260 --> 00:11:10,010 You could be part of something. 142 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:17,600 I'm here to remind fans that what the owners are doing is unconscionable. 143 00:11:18,310 --> 00:11:20,310 They have blatantly hired scabs... 144 00:11:20,980 --> 00:11:25,240 ...which goes against our Constitution, the Declaration of lndependence... 145 00:11:25,440 --> 00:11:28,950 ...and the Emancipation Proclamation. Here come the scabs now! 146 00:11:31,570 --> 00:11:32,870 That's Eddie Martel! 147 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:34,290 That's Wilson Carr! 148 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:36,960 Hey, Wilson! 149 00:11:37,120 --> 00:11:39,630 I love you, man! What's happening? 150 00:11:41,460 --> 00:11:42,500 I love you, man! 151 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:47,430 I'm gonna bust a cap in your ass, and in your ass! 152 00:11:47,680 --> 00:11:48,890 Piss off! 153 00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:50,760 Piss off! 154 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:20,470 Get that bible out of here! 155 00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:25,640 Sorry about this. 156 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:30,020 Put God in your heart! 157 00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,030 I'm very sorry. 158 00:12:45,950 --> 00:12:48,620 Get a job, you wankers! 159 00:13:09,060 --> 00:13:13,070 Looking good out there! You've got the goods! 160 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,570 Where did you learn to catch like that? 161 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:37,100 Roberts, make that D-back commit before you cut, all right? 162 00:13:37,760 --> 00:13:38,890 Jimmy. 163 00:13:39,220 --> 00:13:43,020 -My tight end is deaf. -Yeah, I know. 164 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:46,110 Jimmy, how am I gonna coach a deaf man? 165 00:13:46,270 --> 00:13:47,400 You won't need to. 166 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,110 Brian Murphy would've gone in the first round if he wasn't deaf. 167 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,160 Played college ball here in D.C. at Gallaudet. 168 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:57,290 But I've got to be able to communicate with him and how... 169 00:13:57,830 --> 00:13:59,290 Learn to sign. 170 00:13:59,500 --> 00:14:00,540 Horseshit! 171 00:14:00,750 --> 00:14:04,670 Look at it this way, he'll never be called offsides on an audible. 172 00:14:06,250 --> 00:14:07,760 -Good to see you. -You too. 173 00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:09,840 -How are you? -Good. 174 00:14:12,090 --> 00:14:13,220 This is "The Leg"? 175 00:14:15,600 --> 00:14:17,970 I thought you told me he was solid muscle. 176 00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:19,940 He's much stronger than he looks. 177 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,060 I'm wiry. 178 00:14:22,650 --> 00:14:24,320 Go get some kicks in. 179 00:14:31,530 --> 00:14:32,780 He's "wiry." 180 00:14:34,330 --> 00:14:35,450 "Wiry." 181 00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,850 I'm sure you've been briefed as to your situation. 182 00:14:52,010 --> 00:14:54,600 Coach McGinty wanted you with us for five weeks... 183 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:56,480 ...and the Governor's complied. 184 00:14:56,850 --> 00:14:57,940 Nice watch. 185 00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:59,110 What? 186 00:14:59,310 --> 00:15:00,400 This? 187 00:15:00,770 --> 00:15:02,280 It's a fake. 188 00:15:02,480 --> 00:15:04,150 Damn thing's always broken. 189 00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,570 It's only right twice a day. 190 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,580 Why don't we join the others? 191 00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,870 No sense standing here by ourselves... 192 00:15:12,080 --> 00:15:13,910 ...out of screaming distance. 193 00:15:14,540 --> 00:15:17,130 -Come on, let's fire out of there! -Jimmy. 194 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:20,510 -Falco, when's he coming? -Relax, he'll be here. 195 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,880 Come on, quick feet! 196 00:15:21,970 --> 00:15:25,720 I am relaxed, but that's not the point. It's nervous energy. 197 00:15:25,890 --> 00:15:28,430 Case in point: We don't have a quarterback, do we? 198 00:15:28,640 --> 00:15:31,690 -Fire out of there! -We don't have a game plan for Sunday. 199 00:15:31,890 --> 00:15:35,860 The only good thing I can say about our one offensive weapon is... 200 00:15:36,070 --> 00:15:38,480 ...it's "wiry." What the shit is that? 201 00:15:38,690 --> 00:15:39,950 No, no, it's "wiry." 202 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:43,160 -However the hell you say it! -Say it: "Wiry." 203 00:15:47,410 --> 00:15:48,250 "Wiry." 204 00:15:48,450 --> 00:15:51,330 Holy! Look at this mamma-jamma! 205 00:16:04,260 --> 00:16:05,520 Have you lost weight? 206 00:16:06,020 --> 00:16:07,310 Coach, don't say that. 207 00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,610 You look great. Why don't you work out on SOD? 208 00:16:10,810 --> 00:16:11,940 SOD. 209 00:16:13,980 --> 00:16:16,610 -He's lost weight? -Sumo wrestler. 210 00:16:16,820 --> 00:16:20,950 Expert at pushing people around. That's what pass blocking is, remember? 211 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:22,160 That's right. 212 00:16:22,990 --> 00:16:24,370 Next one, 74. Come on! 213 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:26,500 Set, hut! 214 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,210 All right! Way to go! 215 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:34,510 It's all about pushing people around! Set! Hut! 216 00:16:37,470 --> 00:16:40,680 Come on, Sumo boy. Let's see what you can do. 217 00:16:40,890 --> 00:16:41,720 Set. Hut! 218 00:16:46,770 --> 00:16:49,650 Yes! Good hit, Sumo boy! Now get this off of me! 219 00:16:49,860 --> 00:16:51,570 "That'll do, pig, that'll do." 220 00:16:51,860 --> 00:16:55,700 -Screw you, cockroach. -You'll have to find your dick first. 221 00:16:55,990 --> 00:16:58,030 Get this off of me! 222 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:16,680 Hey, scab! 223 00:17:17,850 --> 00:17:20,390 -I don't want any trouble. -You hear that? 224 00:17:20,560 --> 00:17:23,400 He's taking away my job, but he doesn't want any trouble. 225 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:27,190 Not only is he taking your job, he's taking your parking space too. 226 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,530 What's up? 227 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,070 Is that right, Falco? 228 00:17:32,070 --> 00:17:34,370 I didn't know it was yours. I'll move it. 229 00:17:34,580 --> 00:17:36,040 No, let us do that. 230 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,040 Guys, move the new boy's ride for him. 231 00:17:39,250 --> 00:17:41,380 Coming right up, Mr. Falco. 232 00:17:46,550 --> 00:17:47,380 Ready? 233 00:17:48,090 --> 00:17:50,850 One. Two. Three. 234 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,770 Thanks, guys. 235 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,530 Asshole. 236 00:18:04,860 --> 00:18:08,030 Jesus! "Footsteps" Falco. They must be getting desperate. 237 00:18:08,240 --> 00:18:09,700 Hey, Falco! 238 00:18:09,870 --> 00:18:12,080 You're not even a has-been! 239 00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:14,660 You're a never-was! 240 00:18:18,840 --> 00:18:19,880 Go! 241 00:18:24,890 --> 00:18:26,090 Come on, let's pick it up! 242 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:35,480 Form a line here! Let's go seven on seven. 243 00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,740 Check it out, it's our new quarterback. 244 00:18:48,450 --> 00:18:50,160 We're in business now. 245 00:18:54,130 --> 00:18:55,170 You're late. 246 00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:56,670 Car trouble. 247 00:18:57,590 --> 00:18:59,010 You still got an arm? 248 00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,180 Hey, Falco. 249 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:10,270 Go! 250 00:19:28,370 --> 00:19:29,790 That's gonna leave a mark. 251 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:34,510 -Leo, Franklin's down again. -I'm okay. 252 00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:37,220 I'm okay. I'm okay. 253 00:19:37,430 --> 00:19:38,800 Let's play some football! 254 00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:06,840 Danny Bateman. 255 00:20:07,170 --> 00:20:08,710 Shane Falco. 256 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:10,260 Nice pop, Danny. 257 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:12,170 Thanks, coach. 258 00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:15,300 In practice, we don't hit the fellows with the red shirts on. 259 00:20:15,430 --> 00:20:19,600 I know, but I see that red and I just want to go after it like a bull. 260 00:20:21,850 --> 00:20:22,900 Okay, Danny. 261 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:24,560 Huddle up! 262 00:20:29,360 --> 00:20:33,120 Get used to setting up on the run. Move fast, think even faster. 263 00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:36,200 -You'll live longer. -I'm very interested in that. 264 00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,500 Huddle up! 265 00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,760 Hey! Shane Falco. 266 00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:52,100 I lost a ton of money on that Sugar Bowl of yours. 267 00:20:52,300 --> 00:20:54,310 What a bloody shambles that was. 268 00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,350 You could smell the stink all the way back in Wales. 269 00:20:59,730 --> 00:21:01,230 Nice meeting you. 270 00:21:42,650 --> 00:21:43,490 Ready! 271 00:21:46,120 --> 00:21:47,240 Ready! 272 00:22:03,140 --> 00:22:04,180 Hut! 273 00:22:12,900 --> 00:22:17,150 Shit! I forgot about the whole red shirt thing! This game's confusing. 274 00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,570 Remember... 275 00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:25,290 ...red means stop. 276 00:22:25,540 --> 00:22:27,370 Like a streetlight, right? 277 00:22:27,870 --> 00:22:30,170 -Yeah. -Get on up. 278 00:22:30,670 --> 00:22:34,260 Go ahead. I'm gonna lie here a moment and collect my thoughts. 279 00:22:34,590 --> 00:22:35,970 Work shit out, right? 280 00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:46,100 -You should be glad he's on your side. -Yeah. 281 00:22:56,280 --> 00:22:59,450 -So you have a cheer or something? -Are you ready? 282 00:22:59,660 --> 00:23:02,870 "Let's hear it for the quarterback Hey-hey, ho-ho 283 00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:06,540 "Could anyone play better? Say-say, no-no 284 00:23:06,710 --> 00:23:09,380 "Tackle, tackle, tackle, tackle Tack, tack, tack 285 00:23:09,550 --> 00:23:12,260 "Show those others boys what they lack, lack, lack 286 00:23:12,470 --> 00:23:15,220 "lf I gave you a dollar You could keep most of the change 287 00:23:15,430 --> 00:23:18,720 "'Cause all I really want is a quarterback! " 288 00:23:20,390 --> 00:23:23,230 "California oranges, Texas cactus 289 00:23:23,400 --> 00:23:26,480 "We think your team needs a little practice 290 00:23:26,690 --> 00:23:29,940 "Sit 'em in a highchair Feed 'em with a spoon 291 00:23:30,150 --> 00:23:33,070 "Roll 'em up in toilet paper Kick 'em to the moon! " 292 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,830 -That was great, thank you. -Thank you. 293 00:23:36,030 --> 00:23:37,200 Can you dance? 294 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,430 Let me have some of that duck. 295 00:23:51,340 --> 00:23:54,100 -What the hell is this? -Chinese spareribs. 296 00:23:54,310 --> 00:23:57,100 If you don't want it, get the fuck out of here. 297 00:23:57,310 --> 00:24:00,400 I'm trying to figure out how the Chinaman over here... 298 00:24:00,610 --> 00:24:03,360 ...gets 700 pounds off of eating this shit. 299 00:24:03,610 --> 00:24:05,440 I'm Japanese, not Chinese. 300 00:24:05,990 --> 00:24:07,650 -Same difference. -What? 301 00:24:07,820 --> 00:24:09,200 It's the same difference! 302 00:24:09,280 --> 00:24:11,160 All that big... 303 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:16,460 Nigger, please. 304 00:24:16,670 --> 00:24:20,130 You do know Japan and China are two different countries, right? 305 00:24:20,340 --> 00:24:23,050 -You do know I got an atlas, bitch? -Really, gangster? 306 00:24:23,260 --> 00:24:24,260 Yeah. 307 00:24:29,890 --> 00:24:33,310 We're on the same team! We're on the same team! Now chill out! 308 00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:37,150 -The mick's right. -I'm not a mick! I'm bloody Welsh! 309 00:24:38,980 --> 00:24:39,980 Whatever. 310 00:24:40,110 --> 00:24:42,820 -I'm going to sit with the deaf kid! -Jesus Christ! 311 00:24:43,030 --> 00:24:46,450 Praise his glory, Nigel! You praise his glory! 312 00:24:48,450 --> 00:24:50,790 "Slash 'em, slash 'em Cut 'em down 313 00:24:51,160 --> 00:24:53,540 "Smear their blood all over town 314 00:24:53,750 --> 00:24:56,500 "Punch 'em, hit 'em Make it last 315 00:24:56,750 --> 00:24:59,630 "Come on, boys, let's kick some ass! " 316 00:25:04,390 --> 00:25:07,890 I played one game in the pros, I blew out my knee and that was it. 317 00:25:08,310 --> 00:25:09,480 Shit. 318 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:14,360 All I want to do is score one touchdown before I hang up my pads. That's it. 319 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:16,320 You'll get it. 320 00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:30,210 Hey, man. 321 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,590 Wilkinson! Earl Wilkinson! 322 00:25:35,340 --> 00:25:38,010 I knew I recognized you, man! I knew it! 323 00:25:38,340 --> 00:25:40,220 You played for Minnesota, baby! 324 00:25:40,430 --> 00:25:44,140 Oh, shit! Earl Wilkinson, man! Oh, my God! 325 00:25:44,350 --> 00:25:48,190 You'd have been All-Pro if you hadn't beat up them cops! 326 00:25:49,360 --> 00:25:52,860 What I had meant to say was "allegedly"... 327 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:57,200 ...allegedly beat up them cops and because... 328 00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:01,740 ...a good Christian boy like you would never do nothing like that! 329 00:26:02,370 --> 00:26:03,540 That's right. 330 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:06,790 The way I heard it, my man didn't even do nothing anyway! 331 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,380 Them cops were just jealous of the black man. 332 00:26:09,540 --> 00:26:12,210 Hear what I'm saying? My boy's been living large! 333 00:26:12,420 --> 00:26:15,720 I can't stand the cops! I better not see a cop! 334 00:26:15,890 --> 00:26:19,890 -I'll whup a cop's ass! Believe it! -I'm a cop. 335 00:26:27,070 --> 00:26:28,110 Look! 336 00:26:28,570 --> 00:26:29,820 Bundt cake! 337 00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:36,240 -Look at these yummy little monkeys! -Hello! 338 00:26:36,450 --> 00:26:37,660 Oh, hey. 339 00:26:39,830 --> 00:26:41,420 Yeah. 340 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,670 -Are you Heather and Dawn? -Yep, we sure are. 341 00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,670 You don't know how excited I am... 342 00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:52,180 ...that I actually have some girls with dance experience! 343 00:26:52,390 --> 00:26:55,720 -I'm excited too! -I know! Me too, too. 344 00:26:56,180 --> 00:26:59,770 So, Heather, you were in Cats, which is so terrific... 345 00:27:01,650 --> 00:27:03,110 No, Pussycats. 346 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:06,360 You know, the club next to the airport? Pussycats. 347 00:27:09,110 --> 00:27:13,450 -That style of dancing would be... -Is lap-dancing a style? 348 00:27:13,780 --> 00:27:15,410 No. I mean... 349 00:27:15,620 --> 00:27:18,630 Oh, my God, I forgot to tell you something. 350 00:27:18,790 --> 00:27:19,880 What? 351 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,710 She always does that. 352 00:27:26,380 --> 00:27:28,180 I've seen all I need to see. 353 00:27:28,390 --> 00:27:31,010 No way! I'm so excited! 354 00:27:31,220 --> 00:27:32,180 Go suit up. 355 00:27:32,680 --> 00:27:35,480 -Go down the tunnel and to the left. -Okay. 356 00:27:37,310 --> 00:27:41,650 If you guys have any friends down at the club, would you send them over? 357 00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,990 -Sure. -Yeah, absolutely. 358 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:47,570 Where are you going, Number 48? 359 00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,670 I was watching you today. 360 00:28:01,670 --> 00:28:02,840 You looked good. 361 00:28:03,010 --> 00:28:06,550 Good release, strong arm. You're gonna do fine. 362 00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:07,810 Thanks. 363 00:28:08,010 --> 00:28:09,680 I'm Annabelle Farrell. 364 00:28:10,270 --> 00:28:11,600 -Shane Falco. -I know. 365 00:28:11,810 --> 00:28:14,980 I remember you from the '96 Sugar Bowl game. 366 00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:17,860 Didn't anybody have anything better to do that day? 367 00:28:19,530 --> 00:28:22,280 You should get some help to turn this back over. 368 00:28:22,530 --> 00:28:26,410 Yeah, I was thinking I'd call AAA later or something. 369 00:28:29,370 --> 00:28:32,040 -Do you want a lift? -Yeah. 370 00:28:32,250 --> 00:28:35,090 Yeah, that would be great. Thanks. 371 00:28:40,010 --> 00:28:42,180 Why'd you stay in the pocket at practice? 372 00:28:42,390 --> 00:28:44,930 I don't comment to quarterbacks about style but... 373 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,600 ...you need to keep scrambling against Detroit, with Prescott back. 374 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:51,610 -Prescott hasn't crossed. -He will on Sunday. 375 00:28:51,820 --> 00:28:54,570 -It's a secret so you can't prepare. -How do you know? 376 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:57,410 My friend's a cheerleader for Detroit. She tipped me. 377 00:28:57,610 --> 00:29:00,160 He's left-sided, shotgun formation, roll right. 378 00:29:00,370 --> 00:29:02,120 Van Gundy's on the right. 379 00:29:02,330 --> 00:29:05,210 He's been All-Pro two years, but one of my cheerleaders... 380 00:29:05,290 --> 00:29:07,710 ...is friends with a girl who broke up with him. 381 00:29:07,830 --> 00:29:10,300 He's been drinking ever since she left him. 382 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,590 He's hung over! He's a good second slower off the snap than usual. 383 00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:16,340 I'll stick to the right side. 384 00:29:16,550 --> 00:29:19,140 Unless what they say about Martinez is true. 385 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,770 -That was fun. -This is great! You live out here? 386 00:29:25,270 --> 00:29:26,770 Which one's yours? 387 00:29:26,940 --> 00:29:30,360 Here. You see that white yacht with the satellite dish? 388 00:29:31,690 --> 00:29:34,860 I'm the old houseboat next to it, covered in seagull shit. 389 00:29:36,450 --> 00:29:37,790 What did you name her? 390 00:29:38,120 --> 00:29:39,450 Phyxsius. 391 00:29:39,620 --> 00:29:43,380 -Phyxsius, what does that mean? -"Putting to flight." 392 00:29:45,790 --> 00:29:48,340 You want to come onboard for a beer? 393 00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:53,050 Nothing personal, but I don't date football players. 394 00:29:53,470 --> 00:29:55,010 I don't blame you. 395 00:29:55,220 --> 00:29:56,770 Not even quarterbacks? 396 00:29:56,970 --> 00:30:01,520 Especially not quarterbacks. You guys are the biggest babies of all. 397 00:30:01,730 --> 00:30:03,480 The biggest babies? 398 00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:04,980 Yeah. 399 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:08,650 -Thanks for the ride. -Good luck on Sunday. 400 00:30:09,990 --> 00:30:12,200 -Be careful out there. -I will. 401 00:30:23,210 --> 00:30:24,050 Shane. 402 00:30:25,340 --> 00:30:26,170 What's up? 403 00:30:27,050 --> 00:30:28,340 Just... 404 00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:30,890 ...watching the game. 405 00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:34,680 Nervous? 406 00:30:35,850 --> 00:30:36,980 No. 407 00:30:37,690 --> 00:30:38,730 I'm good. 408 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:42,030 Like a duck on a pond. 409 00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:45,030 On the surface everything looks calm, but... 410 00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:48,700 ...beneath the water, those feet are churning a mile a minute. 411 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,370 You'll be fine. 412 00:30:52,120 --> 00:30:55,080 Find a way to lead your team. Earn their respect. 413 00:30:55,830 --> 00:30:57,000 Yeah. 414 00:30:59,710 --> 00:31:01,050 How are you doing? 415 00:31:02,050 --> 00:31:03,090 Me? 416 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:07,300 I'm just another duck on the pond. 417 00:31:09,970 --> 00:31:12,020 Coach, can I ask you a question? 418 00:31:13,690 --> 00:31:16,070 -Yeah, shoot. -Why me? 419 00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:22,240 I look at you and I see two men... 420 00:31:22,450 --> 00:31:25,450 ...the man you are, and the man you ought to be. 421 00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:28,000 Someday, those two will meet. 422 00:31:28,790 --> 00:31:31,040 Should make for a hell of a football player. 423 00:31:35,840 --> 00:31:37,550 Get some sleep, kiddo. 424 00:31:38,380 --> 00:31:40,550 You play professional football tomorrow. 425 00:31:57,610 --> 00:32:00,240 Welcome to Nextel Stadium, in our nation's capital. 426 00:32:00,450 --> 00:32:03,370 I'm Pat Summerall and with me, as always, is John Madden. 427 00:32:03,450 --> 00:32:07,540 Detroit bought an entire semi-pro team once the strike happened. 428 00:32:07,750 --> 00:32:10,420 Washington is going with a bunch of unknowns. 429 00:32:10,590 --> 00:32:12,840 Although we'll see a few guys we know today. 430 00:32:13,050 --> 00:32:16,720 Like Shane Falco, that talented quarterback who fell out of sight... 431 00:32:16,930 --> 00:32:19,430 ...after a disastrous showing in the Sugar Bowl. 432 00:32:25,850 --> 00:32:28,110 Having a little snacky-poo before the game? 433 00:32:28,730 --> 00:32:31,900 -It does the body good. -You are one crazy son of a bitch. 434 00:32:32,490 --> 00:32:34,160 -You know how I know that? -How? 435 00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:37,160 Only a crazy son of a bitch would eat eggs before a game! 436 00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:38,700 I need to bulk up. 437 00:32:38,910 --> 00:32:40,200 -You want one? -No! 438 00:32:40,410 --> 00:32:41,830 It's good for you. 439 00:32:52,800 --> 00:32:54,050 Sentinels, listen up. 440 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:58,770 Welcome to professional football. 441 00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:04,270 Some will say that your accomplishments... 442 00:33:04,480 --> 00:33:09,110 ...will soon be forgotten, you're not real players, this isn't a real team. 443 00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:11,410 And I say that is bullshit! 444 00:33:12,160 --> 00:33:16,160 Because, as of today, you're all professional football players. 445 00:33:16,370 --> 00:33:20,330 You're being paid to play. I want you to remember that because... 446 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:24,130 ...the men whose places you've taken forgot that a long time ago. 447 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,510 Bring it in here. 448 00:33:27,090 --> 00:33:28,430 Bring it in, guys. 449 00:33:29,220 --> 00:33:30,890 Let's play some football! 450 00:33:31,100 --> 00:33:32,810 -D.C. -All right! 451 00:33:33,220 --> 00:33:35,680 For some of these players, this is another shot... 452 00:33:35,810 --> 00:33:37,900 ...and a last shot for a guy like Falco. 453 00:33:38,020 --> 00:33:40,440 Remember that beating he took from Florida? 454 00:33:41,770 --> 00:33:46,070 That's nothing compared to those beatings he took in Seattle. 455 00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,570 One thing we do know is that Falco can take a hit. 456 00:33:49,780 --> 00:33:53,370 Well, I'll tell you, he's sure had a lot of practice at it. 457 00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:04,220 Ladies and gentlemen, your Washington Sentinels! 458 00:34:10,390 --> 00:34:12,940 -Did you see that? -That's a pretty good hit. 459 00:34:14,060 --> 00:34:18,570 Will the medical trainers please report to the east tunnel? 460 00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,410 Maybe he was a little overanxious, huh? 461 00:34:28,160 --> 00:34:31,750 And now, the rest of the Washington Sentinels. 462 00:34:53,270 --> 00:34:54,730 Kick-off! 463 00:35:01,990 --> 00:35:04,370 Not bad, let's go! 464 00:35:06,290 --> 00:35:09,920 There can only be one leader out there, all right? You be it. 465 00:35:20,010 --> 00:35:22,140 -That's where I stand. -No, it's not. 466 00:35:22,350 --> 00:35:24,690 -That's my spot in the huddle. -It's not. 467 00:35:24,890 --> 00:35:27,560 -Get to your spot. -Let's go, chopstick! 468 00:35:28,230 --> 00:35:30,230 Let's play football! What do you say? 469 00:35:35,990 --> 00:35:39,330 -It's my spot now! -Not for long, you tub of rice shit! 470 00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:40,910 What's the problem? 471 00:35:41,330 --> 00:35:43,120 You can't do jack shit! 472 00:35:43,580 --> 00:35:46,500 -Pork rice! -I'm Japanese, not Chinese! 473 00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:48,250 Don't mess with my brother. 474 00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:49,920 What's going on? 475 00:35:50,170 --> 00:35:53,090 Something seems to be going on in the huddle. 476 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,100 Falco's on his back. 477 00:35:57,310 --> 00:35:59,810 They haven't had a play yet and Falco's down. 478 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:04,190 He got hit by his own guy! He was looking out his earhole for a minute! 479 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:05,980 This isn't a good sign. 480 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:10,530 -Am I hurt already? -Your partner knocked your head off. 481 00:36:11,200 --> 00:36:12,030 Let's go. 482 00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:15,790 Come on, get it together! 483 00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:21,380 I'm the quarterback. I'm the only one who talks in the huddle. 484 00:36:21,580 --> 00:36:23,750 -But he was in my spot. -I don't give a shit! 485 00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,050 Now huddle up. 486 00:36:31,090 --> 00:36:34,430 If you've got something to say, raise your hand. 487 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:36,060 Is that understood? 488 00:36:38,390 --> 00:36:40,650 Suppose you don't feel good, or you're hurt. 489 00:36:40,860 --> 00:36:42,940 Tell me before the huddle starts. Okay? 490 00:36:43,940 --> 00:36:45,110 Okay, here we go. 491 00:36:45,820 --> 00:36:48,410 DC Right, Switch, 25 Blast. 492 00:36:49,700 --> 00:36:50,780 What? 493 00:36:51,280 --> 00:36:52,950 -That's to the left? -The right. 494 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:54,250 To the left! 495 00:36:57,250 --> 00:36:59,790 Be quiet or they'll hear us, and then what? 496 00:37:03,590 --> 00:37:04,880 Play game! 497 00:37:05,090 --> 00:37:08,100 Number 16 on the offense! Five yards! 498 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,680 Well Pat, so far the Sentinels... 499 00:37:10,890 --> 00:37:13,810 ...have minus 10 yards offensively. 500 00:37:14,270 --> 00:37:17,520 I've seen monkey-shit fights at the zoo more organized than this! 501 00:37:20,110 --> 00:37:23,280 DC Right, Pro, 424 Tomahawk, on one, on one. Ready? 502 00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:33,460 Ready? 503 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:37,630 I'm coming for you, Footsteps! 504 00:37:40,170 --> 00:37:41,760 Green 22! 505 00:37:42,470 --> 00:37:43,680 Hut! Hut! 506 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:47,640 Come on, Shane! 507 00:37:52,060 --> 00:37:54,900 You could hear Falco's fillings drop all the way up here! 508 00:37:55,110 --> 00:37:58,990 Detroit takes over the football with excellent field position. 509 00:37:59,200 --> 00:38:00,740 Give me an S! 510 00:38:00,990 --> 00:38:02,450 Give me an E! 511 00:38:02,660 --> 00:38:04,120 Give me an N! 512 00:38:04,330 --> 00:38:05,750 Give me a T! 513 00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,000 Give me an..." 514 00:38:07,120 --> 00:38:08,750 I! " 515 00:38:10,210 --> 00:38:12,130 We'll get them next time. 516 00:38:16,380 --> 00:38:19,550 Eagle over, cover four! 517 00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:21,100 On three, get ready! 518 00:38:23,850 --> 00:38:26,190 All day, blue eyes! It's Christmas morning... 519 00:38:26,350 --> 00:38:29,020 ...and Santa's coming down the chimney! 520 00:38:29,190 --> 00:38:32,940 I'm gonna bury your family! I'm gonna bury your dog! 521 00:38:34,320 --> 00:38:35,360 Champ, champ! 522 00:38:40,370 --> 00:38:41,580 Now that's football! 523 00:38:41,660 --> 00:38:43,410 You get it? You like it? 524 00:38:46,330 --> 00:38:49,920 The Sentinels have set a record for penalties in the first three minutes! 525 00:38:50,130 --> 00:38:54,010 -We're still waiting for the stats on that. -Personal foul! 526 00:38:54,180 --> 00:38:58,890 Number 56 on the defense! Half the distance to the goal! 527 00:38:59,100 --> 00:39:01,600 Bateman on that one. That was just a cheap shot. 528 00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:05,860 -That should be worse than a penaIty. -They're walking right through us! 529 00:39:10,650 --> 00:39:12,070 Touchdown, Detroit! 530 00:39:17,410 --> 00:39:18,660 Don't worry about it. 531 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:35,890 Let's go! 532 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,270 Double-slot Zag, okay? 533 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,530 -What? -I don't feel too good. 534 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:47,740 -Suck it up. -Come on! 535 00:39:48,410 --> 00:39:49,700 Jesus Christ! 536 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:56,080 -Eggs! -That's ripe! 537 00:39:58,330 --> 00:39:59,750 What'd you eat, man? 538 00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:02,760 If we don't move, I'm going to blow chow, too. 539 00:40:02,960 --> 00:40:06,930 We're in a huddle! Double-slot zag, 88... 540 00:40:09,260 --> 00:40:10,350 Jesus! 541 00:40:11,310 --> 00:40:12,350 Goddamn! 542 00:40:12,430 --> 00:40:16,440 I tried to tell you, I can't be around somebody puking or I start puking. 543 00:40:16,980 --> 00:40:18,150 Shit. 544 00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,150 Okay, okay! 545 00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,440 On three... 546 00:40:23,780 --> 00:40:27,240 ...everyone move left. Ready? Hut, hut, hut. 547 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:33,080 What the hell is that? 548 00:40:34,120 --> 00:40:35,170 What? 549 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:40,470 John, how many years have we been calling games together? 550 00:40:40,630 --> 00:40:41,760 Nineteen, I think. 551 00:40:41,970 --> 00:40:43,680 Ever seen anything like that? 552 00:40:46,180 --> 00:40:47,520 Not on a football field. 553 00:40:48,810 --> 00:40:50,810 -What are they doing? -Beats me. 554 00:40:51,020 --> 00:40:55,400 Look at it this way. It's the first thing we've done together as a team. 555 00:40:55,650 --> 00:40:58,030 -Hey! -Clean it up! Let's go! 556 00:40:58,490 --> 00:40:59,440 Break! 557 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:15,260 Ready? Blue 42! 558 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:19,840 Blue 42! 559 00:41:21,350 --> 00:41:22,430 Hut! 560 00:41:39,990 --> 00:41:42,160 First down, Washington. 561 00:41:43,290 --> 00:41:46,040 -Was it out of bounds? -Yes, on 23. 562 00:41:47,170 --> 00:41:51,170 -Blue Right, 60, X Post. -Blue Right, 60, X Post! 563 00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:53,380 Let's go, let's go! 564 00:41:54,090 --> 00:41:55,890 Go, from four. Hut! 565 00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,030 Now we're rolling! 566 00:42:12,570 --> 00:42:14,910 Signs of life from Washington here. 567 00:42:15,070 --> 00:42:19,370 That last completion by Falco puts them back in field-goal range. 568 00:42:19,620 --> 00:42:21,540 -Field goal, let's go! -Field goal. 569 00:42:21,750 --> 00:42:22,620 Nigel. 570 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:29,550 It's over the bar, not under. Okay? Go get 'em. 571 00:42:30,090 --> 00:42:32,760 -Hold that. -Here comes the field-goal team. 572 00:42:32,930 --> 00:42:36,430 A 40-yard attempt for kicker Nigel Gruff, against the wind. 573 00:42:36,600 --> 00:42:41,360 Here's a guy from Wales, and he's kicking his first field goal ever. 574 00:42:42,020 --> 00:42:43,400 This is a tough distance. 575 00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:02,340 Yeah, she's there! She's there! 576 00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:06,470 -Boom! Boom! -Nigel Gruff kicks and scores! 577 00:43:06,680 --> 00:43:11,180 Halftime score: Washington 3, Detroit 14. 578 00:43:23,570 --> 00:43:26,490 That's the second time a Washington player has been... 579 00:43:26,660 --> 00:43:29,990 -...knocked out by his own teammate. -There's a rule in sports: 580 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:33,500 Don't do anything great if you can't handle the congratulations. 581 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:35,500 -There is? -Yup. 582 00:43:36,500 --> 00:43:38,000 Give me an S! 583 00:43:38,250 --> 00:43:39,840 Give me an E! 584 00:43:40,010 --> 00:43:41,510 Give me an N! 585 00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:43,300 Give me a T! 586 00:43:43,930 --> 00:43:45,300 Give me a... 587 00:43:52,980 --> 00:43:55,110 Watch the wheel! 588 00:44:02,070 --> 00:44:03,530 All right, let's go! 589 00:44:12,420 --> 00:44:15,920 Touchdown, Smith! That one gets the Sentinels back into the game. 590 00:44:16,130 --> 00:44:19,010 This guy is a heck of a player, but I don't know him. 591 00:44:19,220 --> 00:44:22,260 According to the Sentinels, it says Ray Smith is... 592 00:44:22,470 --> 00:44:25,060 That's weird! No college given, no high school. 593 00:44:25,310 --> 00:44:28,310 Just says he's been a resident of the State of Maryland... 594 00:44:28,390 --> 00:44:31,310 ...for the last two years, and he likes to embroider! 595 00:44:31,520 --> 00:44:34,320 -He does some fancy work with the ball. -Weird. 596 00:44:41,410 --> 00:44:42,580 Ready! 597 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:47,290 Green 11! 598 00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,590 Green 11! 599 00:44:55,760 --> 00:44:58,260 Falco's sacked and the ball comes loose. 600 00:44:58,470 --> 00:45:01,430 It's Detroit's ball with only a minute remaining. 601 00:45:02,560 --> 00:45:04,100 Let's go! Let's go! 602 00:45:05,060 --> 00:45:06,690 Danny, Danny. 603 00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,020 I need that ball. Get me the ball. 604 00:45:09,270 --> 00:45:10,360 You need the ball. 605 00:45:10,610 --> 00:45:12,070 -Get me the ball. -The ball. 606 00:45:12,150 --> 00:45:13,780 Are you gonna get me the ball? 607 00:45:18,700 --> 00:45:20,540 I hope he doesn't kill somebody. 608 00:45:22,620 --> 00:45:24,500 I'm back! I'm back! 609 00:45:24,750 --> 00:45:26,290 Get the ball! 610 00:45:42,560 --> 00:45:44,020 I got it! 611 00:45:44,610 --> 00:45:46,860 Now that is all-Madden team! 612 00:45:47,110 --> 00:45:48,700 -You're the man. -I'm the man! 613 00:45:48,780 --> 00:45:51,530 -You got me the ball. -I got you the ball! 614 00:45:58,080 --> 00:46:00,080 -Go sit down now, Danny. -Okay. 615 00:46:01,790 --> 00:46:05,590 -Number 56 recovers the ball. -Falco! 616 00:46:06,510 --> 00:46:09,050 We've gotta pass. It's gotta be in the end zone. 617 00:46:09,260 --> 00:46:12,680 DC Right, Zig, 90 Eagle. You can do this. 618 00:46:12,890 --> 00:46:15,270 All right? Let's do it! Come on! 619 00:46:29,200 --> 00:46:31,830 -Blue 25! -Here comes the pain, baby! 620 00:46:32,040 --> 00:46:34,410 Blue 25! 621 00:46:37,290 --> 00:46:38,840 -Check! -What are you doing? 622 00:46:39,380 --> 00:46:40,260 Check! 623 00:46:42,720 --> 00:46:44,010 Black 32! 624 00:46:44,220 --> 00:46:46,090 -What? -He's changing the play. 625 00:46:46,180 --> 00:46:48,470 He's checking off the run. I told him to pass! 626 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,400 Shit! 627 00:47:20,010 --> 00:47:23,260 Falco calls an audible at the line of scrimmage... 628 00:47:23,470 --> 00:47:27,270 ...and Cochran almost has a touchdown! What a heartbreaker for Washington. 629 00:47:35,820 --> 00:47:39,280 Final score: Washington 10, Detroit 14. 630 00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,790 If I'd wanted Cochran to have that ball, I'd have called it that way. 631 00:47:42,870 --> 00:47:44,580 -I read blitz. -Bullshit. 632 00:47:44,750 --> 00:47:47,750 I put the game in your hands. You got scared. 633 00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:49,080 I read blitz. 634 00:47:53,670 --> 00:47:56,630 Winners always want the ball when the game's on the line. 635 00:48:33,590 --> 00:48:36,970 WFAN, the Sports Fan's Show. How do you feel about the strike? 636 00:48:37,180 --> 00:48:41,770 The fans are getting screwed. I've got season tickets I can't give away! 637 00:48:41,980 --> 00:48:45,650 -What about the replacement players? -They're nobodies. 638 00:48:53,530 --> 00:48:56,700 "At first I was afraid I was petrified 639 00:48:56,910 --> 00:49:00,880 "Kept thinkin' I could never live without you by my side 640 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:05,170 "But then I spent so many nights Thinkin' how you did me wrong 641 00:49:05,380 --> 00:49:06,470 "And I grew strong" 642 00:49:06,670 --> 00:49:09,050 Why'd you play that dumb-ass song? 643 00:49:09,260 --> 00:49:11,850 I put on The Commodores. That shit just came on. 644 00:49:12,220 --> 00:49:14,850 Can somebody please cut that bullshit off? 645 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,440 -We did the best we could do. -You don't get points for trying. 646 00:49:19,650 --> 00:49:22,070 Let's face it, boys, we screwed the pooch today. 647 00:49:25,150 --> 00:49:27,160 Hey, there they are! 648 00:49:27,410 --> 00:49:28,870 Ladies and gentlemen... 649 00:49:29,070 --> 00:49:32,120 ...your Washington Sentinels! 650 00:49:35,080 --> 00:49:39,380 He's the luckiest guy here. At least he couldn't hear the booing today! 651 00:49:41,090 --> 00:49:43,720 Hello! Anyone home? Did I hear an echo? 652 00:49:44,550 --> 00:49:47,260 Where'd McGinty get Rain Man? The Special Olympics? 653 00:49:47,390 --> 00:49:50,970 No wonder they couldn't win. He can't even order a drink! 654 00:49:56,100 --> 00:49:57,820 -Iay off. -Iighten up. 655 00:49:58,020 --> 00:49:59,480 It's not like he can hear. 656 00:49:59,730 --> 00:50:00,780 I can. 657 00:50:06,280 --> 00:50:07,330 What's that say? 658 00:50:08,410 --> 00:50:12,250 "One good thing about being deaf, you can ignore the assholes." 659 00:50:13,580 --> 00:50:16,460 You asshole. 660 00:50:18,210 --> 00:50:19,260 That's funny. 661 00:50:25,350 --> 00:50:27,020 It's cool! 662 00:50:29,770 --> 00:50:31,060 You had enough? 663 00:50:32,400 --> 00:50:35,610 You've got shit for brains, but you've got balls. 664 00:50:35,780 --> 00:50:36,780 Thank you. 665 00:50:38,780 --> 00:50:42,410 Danny, remember what I told you about red shirts in practice? 666 00:50:42,490 --> 00:50:43,120 Yeah. 667 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:45,040 -Forget about it. -Okay. 668 00:50:45,250 --> 00:50:46,410 Martel. 669 00:50:53,630 --> 00:50:57,050 Who's the man? Who's the man? 670 00:50:57,260 --> 00:50:58,840 Come on! Come on! 671 00:51:03,930 --> 00:51:06,020 Come on, come on! Stop! 672 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:09,650 Let's play football, bitch! 673 00:51:14,740 --> 00:51:16,820 We are all God's children here! 674 00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:33,550 "And deliver thee into the hands of brutish men"... 675 00:51:39,560 --> 00:51:41,730 Ezekiel 21 :31 . 676 00:51:46,860 --> 00:51:48,690 This is some more bullshit! 677 00:51:48,860 --> 00:51:50,860 It's more of a homecoming for you. 678 00:51:51,030 --> 00:51:52,950 You gonna be a funny man? 679 00:51:53,160 --> 00:51:56,200 Bateman! Wilkinson! Come on, guys, what are you doing? 680 00:51:57,410 --> 00:51:59,040 Can't we all just get along? 681 00:52:02,380 --> 00:52:03,380 Come on. 682 00:52:03,880 --> 00:52:06,880 Why are we the only ones in this jail? 683 00:52:07,050 --> 00:52:10,390 -Simple. They're winners. -Hell, no. Not tonight. 684 00:52:10,550 --> 00:52:14,180 That was pretty sweet, you sitting on Wilson's head, Jumbo. 685 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,060 Thanks, Jamal. 686 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:25,650 He wasn't the only one who kicked ass tonight. 687 00:52:25,740 --> 00:52:28,160 You're the man tonight, Clifford Franklin! 688 00:52:29,870 --> 00:52:30,910 What? 689 00:52:30,990 --> 00:52:33,410 You were hiding behind the jukebox. Wasn't he? 690 00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,590 At first, I admit, I was afraid. 691 00:52:41,550 --> 00:52:44,550 -Shit, I was petrified. -You were petrified? 692 00:52:44,880 --> 00:52:47,510 "Thinkin' I could never live without you by my side" 693 00:52:48,720 --> 00:52:51,350 -The Lord is by your side. -Have mercy. 694 00:52:52,060 --> 00:52:56,060 "And then I spent so many nights thinkin' how you did me wrong 695 00:52:58,230 --> 00:52:59,820 "And I grew strong" 696 00:53:00,110 --> 00:53:02,360 You know I hate this damn song. 697 00:53:02,570 --> 00:53:05,410 "I learned how to get along And so you're back 698 00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:07,410 "from outer space 699 00:53:07,580 --> 00:53:11,580 "I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face 700 00:53:11,750 --> 00:53:15,670 "I should have changed that stupid lock I should have made you leave your key 701 00:53:15,920 --> 00:53:19,800 "If I'd have known for just one second you'd be back to bother me 702 00:53:20,010 --> 00:53:21,180 "Go on, now, go 703 00:53:22,050 --> 00:53:23,430 "Walk out the door 704 00:53:24,090 --> 00:53:27,810 "Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore" 705 00:53:28,180 --> 00:53:29,230 Remember this? 706 00:53:29,310 --> 00:53:32,100 "Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? 707 00:53:32,270 --> 00:53:36,780 "Did I crumble? Did you think I'd lay down and die? 708 00:53:36,940 --> 00:53:39,780 "Oh, no, not l I will survive 709 00:53:41,030 --> 00:53:44,580 "As long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive 710 00:53:44,790 --> 00:53:48,460 "I've got all my life to live I've got all my love to give 711 00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,460 "And I'll survive 712 00:53:50,830 --> 00:53:52,000 "I will survive 713 00:53:53,090 --> 00:53:54,630 "Hey, hey! 714 00:54:09,940 --> 00:54:13,230 "It took all the strength I had not to fall apart 715 00:54:13,570 --> 00:54:17,530 "Kept tryin' hard to mend the pieces of my broken heart 716 00:54:17,740 --> 00:54:21,740 "And I spent oh so many nights Just feeling sorry for myself 717 00:54:21,950 --> 00:54:25,830 "I used to cry But now I hold my head up high 718 00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,750 -"And you see me" -Four, five! 719 00:54:30,960 --> 00:54:32,010 Okay, all right. 720 00:54:36,430 --> 00:54:37,550 Frankie. 721 00:54:42,980 --> 00:54:46,520 If anything like this bar fight happens again... 722 00:54:46,730 --> 00:54:49,480 ...there'll be no place on the team for any of you. 723 00:54:51,030 --> 00:54:53,950 -Do I make myself perfectly clear? -Yes, sir. 724 00:54:54,450 --> 00:54:56,200 Just for the record... 725 00:54:57,370 --> 00:55:00,710 ...l would've loved to have seen Martel get his ass kicked. 726 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:02,210 Let's get out of here! 727 00:55:10,130 --> 00:55:11,300 Hey, Shane. 728 00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:14,850 What are you doing? 729 00:55:15,310 --> 00:55:16,470 My job. 730 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:21,310 -You're a professional football player. -Sure, this week. 731 00:55:21,610 --> 00:55:24,070 When that's all over, you know... 732 00:55:24,270 --> 00:55:27,860 ...I'll be back here. I don't want to lose my customers. 733 00:55:29,490 --> 00:55:32,490 I was on my way to work. Do you need a ride? 734 00:55:32,780 --> 00:55:33,950 I'm good. 735 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,250 -I got my truck back. -How is it? 736 00:55:38,830 --> 00:55:42,170 Flatter. But it runs. 737 00:55:44,300 --> 00:55:47,470 And you? How are you running after last night? 738 00:55:49,510 --> 00:55:50,760 You heard about that? 739 00:55:51,010 --> 00:55:53,230 I think the whole town heard about that. 740 00:55:53,430 --> 00:55:55,640 Is that from the game or the fight? 741 00:55:56,690 --> 00:55:59,940 I'm not sure. It's all blurred into one big beating. 742 00:56:01,480 --> 00:56:03,780 The good news is, you guys got into a rhythm... 743 00:56:04,030 --> 00:56:07,530 ...apart from that vomiting thing, which was on Sports Center. 744 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:09,160 Oh, God. 745 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,250 After that, the team was really clicking. 746 00:56:14,210 --> 00:56:16,250 Yeah, it was starting to come together. 747 00:56:16,500 --> 00:56:17,500 Yeah. 748 00:56:19,800 --> 00:56:22,260 -You want to sit down? -No, I should go. 749 00:56:23,840 --> 00:56:25,300 Thanks for coming by. 750 00:56:27,220 --> 00:56:29,270 -Wow. Ow. -What? 751 00:56:29,470 --> 00:56:31,020 Oh! Ow! 752 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:32,810 Jesus! 753 00:56:33,020 --> 00:56:35,770 -It looks worse than it feels. -It looks like hell. 754 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:39,740 -Then it looks exactly like it feels. -Here. 755 00:56:42,820 --> 00:56:43,990 Wild yam? 756 00:56:44,240 --> 00:56:45,330 Yeah. 757 00:56:45,910 --> 00:56:50,880 Don't laugh, it works. It's great for sore muscles and bruises. 758 00:56:51,540 --> 00:56:54,550 -I use it all the time. -You don't have to do that. 759 00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:58,680 Will you put it on? You can barely move. This will be a little bit... 760 00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,430 -Cold! -Sorry, sorry. 761 00:57:03,100 --> 00:57:04,720 Here, your shoulders. 762 00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:09,400 Better? 763 00:57:09,730 --> 00:57:10,900 Better. 764 00:57:21,030 --> 00:57:23,410 You're the first player I can remember... 765 00:57:23,620 --> 00:57:26,290 ...who cares more about his teammates than himself. 766 00:57:27,920 --> 00:57:31,590 That's something this team's been missing for a really long time. 767 00:57:33,130 --> 00:57:35,260 It's a good thing you did last night. 768 00:57:36,140 --> 00:57:37,300 It was just stupid. 769 00:57:40,810 --> 00:57:41,980 Thanks. 770 00:57:46,190 --> 00:57:48,730 -I'm gonna be late for work. -Practice? 771 00:57:48,980 --> 00:57:50,360 No, actually, I have work. 772 00:57:50,780 --> 00:57:54,700 We only make $50 a game. Gotta pay the bills, right? 773 00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:58,370 Mac's, down on A Street. Come in, I'll buy you a beer. 774 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:00,500 All right, I'll do that. 775 00:58:04,080 --> 00:58:05,710 Keep putting that yam on. 776 00:58:23,610 --> 00:58:24,770 Guys! 777 00:58:33,330 --> 00:58:34,950 You gotta be kidding. 778 00:58:35,410 --> 00:58:37,200 I didn't park in your space. 779 00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:39,330 No, no. 780 00:58:39,580 --> 00:58:42,420 But, unfortunately, you did park in Lamont's space. 781 00:58:42,790 --> 00:58:47,680 -He's not nearly as lenient as I am. -On three, fellas. 782 00:58:54,890 --> 00:58:58,900 -We got this. We got this. -You want to put the car back? 783 00:58:59,070 --> 00:59:00,940 This is none of your business. 784 00:59:01,730 --> 00:59:02,980 Shane is our business. 785 00:59:03,240 --> 00:59:06,070 -We're the guards. -And we protect our quarterback. 786 00:59:08,780 --> 00:59:12,200 This is funny to them bozos. You got a joke? You got a joke? 787 00:59:12,620 --> 00:59:14,920 That's your ride right there, ain't it? 788 00:59:15,920 --> 00:59:16,750 Yeah. 789 00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:23,930 That's my windshield! 790 00:59:24,090 --> 00:59:26,350 -Now, put the car back. -Son of a bitch! 791 00:59:27,260 --> 00:59:28,520 Son of a... 792 00:59:28,890 --> 00:59:32,390 Oh, son of a bitch? I'm a son of a bitch? 793 00:59:34,650 --> 00:59:36,190 Stop, stop! 794 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:37,940 Come on, goddamn it, help me! 795 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,820 You're gonna pay for this! 796 00:59:41,030 --> 00:59:45,160 No, I'm not. Stop messing with my man, that includes his ride. 797 00:59:45,370 --> 00:59:46,740 And wax that motherfucker. 798 00:59:47,330 --> 00:59:49,200 Give it a tune-up, too. 799 00:59:50,960 --> 00:59:52,580 Ready to go to practice? 800 00:59:53,250 --> 00:59:54,960 Yeah, let's do that. 801 00:59:55,170 --> 00:59:57,550 -How's that arm? -Good. 802 00:59:58,260 --> 00:59:59,510 What's that smell? 803 00:59:59,880 --> 01:00:01,050 Wild yam. 804 01:00:01,430 --> 01:00:03,640 -That's nice. -You like that? 805 01:00:05,140 --> 01:00:09,270 And so, boys and girls, if anybody does have any firearms... 806 01:00:09,520 --> 01:00:12,060 ...you need to turn them in as soon as possible. 807 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:13,650 No questions asked. 808 01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:16,450 Understood? 809 01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:23,830 All right. 810 01:00:24,790 --> 01:00:26,830 Okay, coach, it's all yours. 811 01:00:34,130 --> 01:00:38,350 Last Sunday, I saw a team on the field play as hard as they could... 812 01:00:38,600 --> 01:00:40,470 ...to win the football game. 813 01:00:40,810 --> 01:00:44,640 We lost. Not because of effort or desire... 814 01:00:44,890 --> 01:00:49,110 ...but because of lack of leadership and trust. One's been resolved. 815 01:00:49,360 --> 01:00:52,950 But leadership means nothing if a team doesn't believe in each other. 816 01:00:53,240 --> 01:00:56,820 Players spend years together before they develop trust. 817 01:00:57,080 --> 01:01:00,660 I'm asking you to do it in a week, not a reasonable request, but... 818 01:01:00,830 --> 01:01:03,120 ...these aren't reasonable times. 819 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:08,050 I know you all have concerns about this Sunday. 820 01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,130 But a real man... 821 01:01:16,680 --> 01:01:18,020 ...admits his fears. 822 01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:22,810 I'm asking you to do that here, tonight. 823 01:01:25,360 --> 01:01:26,820 Who wants to start? 824 01:01:27,190 --> 01:01:28,570 Let's talk about fears. 825 01:01:29,320 --> 01:01:30,700 Fears. 826 01:01:36,580 --> 01:01:38,870 I'm scared of spiders, coach. 827 01:01:40,580 --> 01:01:44,250 -That's not what I meant. -I'm afraid of spiders, too. 828 01:01:44,630 --> 01:01:47,300 Goddamn spiders freak me, too, fellas. 829 01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,180 Well, I didn't mean that. 830 01:01:50,390 --> 01:01:53,470 Ever get one of those spiders crawling up your arm? 831 01:01:53,680 --> 01:01:55,560 -Crawling on you? -Damn! 832 01:01:55,810 --> 01:01:59,060 Thanks, Jumbo. You can just rock me to sleep tonight. 833 01:02:00,320 --> 01:02:05,030 Okay, that's great, but I'm talking about what scares us on the field. 834 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:07,950 Like spiders on the field? 835 01:02:08,820 --> 01:02:11,120 Can we get beyond the spiders, please? 836 01:02:12,750 --> 01:02:13,580 Bees. 837 01:02:14,410 --> 01:02:15,420 Bees? 838 01:02:15,670 --> 01:02:17,040 -Bees? -Bees. 839 01:02:19,500 --> 01:02:22,760 Anybody here afraid of anything other than insects? 840 01:02:23,470 --> 01:02:24,470 Come on. 841 01:02:25,590 --> 01:02:26,600 Quicksand. 842 01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:31,140 Shit, yeah! Quicksand's a scary mother, man. 843 01:02:31,350 --> 01:02:34,770 It sucks you right in and even if you scream, you get that muck... 844 01:02:34,980 --> 01:02:36,770 I don't think that's it. 845 01:02:38,360 --> 01:02:40,320 That's not what he had in mind. 846 01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:43,240 -What's he talking about, then? -Ask him. 847 01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:47,490 What's up, Shane? 848 01:02:50,410 --> 01:02:51,750 You're playing... 849 01:02:52,330 --> 01:02:56,630 ...and you think everything is going fine. But then one thing goes wrong... 850 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:57,970 ...and another... 851 01:02:59,260 --> 01:03:00,510 ...and another. 852 01:03:00,760 --> 01:03:05,310 You try to fight back, but the harder you fight, the deeper you sink. 853 01:03:06,140 --> 01:03:07,520 Until you can't move. 854 01:03:09,520 --> 01:03:10,900 You can't breathe... 855 01:03:12,650 --> 01:03:14,690 ...because you're in over your head... 856 01:03:16,650 --> 01:03:17,900 ...like quicksand. 857 01:03:25,250 --> 01:03:28,420 That's some deep shit. 858 01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:33,880 Anything else you're afraid of? 859 01:03:35,550 --> 01:03:38,010 -Going back to the mini-mart. -The shipping yard. 860 01:03:38,090 --> 01:03:39,350 The auto plant. 861 01:03:40,010 --> 01:03:41,180 Prison. 862 01:03:42,020 --> 01:03:43,470 Yeah, all right. 863 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,070 The truth is, you guys have been given something... 864 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:53,150 ...that every athlete dreams of: 865 01:03:54,530 --> 01:03:56,320 A second chance. 866 01:03:57,030 --> 01:03:58,740 And you're afraid of blowing it. 867 01:03:59,620 --> 01:04:00,700 We all are. 868 01:04:00,870 --> 01:04:03,790 But now our fear is shared and we can overcome it together. 869 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:07,790 Let's lose that fear this Sunday and put it into San Diego! 870 01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:09,710 Come on! 871 01:04:19,310 --> 01:04:22,060 Another vicious hit by the All-Pro Hank Morris. 872 01:04:22,230 --> 01:04:24,020 That's his third of the game. 873 01:04:24,270 --> 01:04:25,900 It's just me, dickhead. 874 01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:29,150 I tell you, he is really putting a hurt on Falco. 875 01:04:29,490 --> 01:04:32,240 I'm not sure how much more of this abuse he can take. 876 01:04:33,740 --> 01:04:35,120 Huddle up! 877 01:04:35,330 --> 01:04:36,700 Huddle up! 878 01:04:38,580 --> 01:04:41,830 Same play, except let Morris by. Nobody touch him. 879 01:04:42,630 --> 01:04:45,250 -It's 16-0 already. -I said let him through! 880 01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:50,840 Get some penetration, Morris! Get some penetration! 881 01:04:51,050 --> 01:04:52,850 Blue 88! 882 01:05:06,490 --> 01:05:07,740 Now, that is a hit! 883 01:05:11,990 --> 01:05:13,000 Holy shit! 884 01:05:13,120 --> 01:05:16,370 Let's haul ass, round boy! Follow me! Follow me! 885 01:05:21,050 --> 01:05:23,170 Holy shit! 886 01:05:26,140 --> 01:05:27,510 Go! 887 01:05:28,310 --> 01:05:29,470 Jump on his back! 888 01:05:30,140 --> 01:05:32,270 Here it comes! I'm coming through! 889 01:05:33,230 --> 01:05:34,310 Jump on his back! 890 01:05:39,320 --> 01:05:41,440 Fumiko scores! 891 01:05:41,690 --> 01:05:43,990 I love to see a fat guy score! 892 01:05:44,200 --> 01:05:45,530 Why? 893 01:05:45,740 --> 01:05:49,790 Because you get a fat-guy spike, and then you get a fat-guy dance. 894 01:05:52,670 --> 01:05:54,710 Pork rice! 895 01:05:59,970 --> 01:06:01,590 That's not in the playbook. 896 01:06:02,680 --> 01:06:03,680 Yeah. 897 01:06:04,390 --> 01:06:06,010 Maybe we should put it in. 898 01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:11,020 Kick-off! 899 01:06:41,260 --> 01:06:44,850 So, Annabelle, what do you, like, think of our friends? 900 01:06:45,850 --> 01:06:47,230 I think... 901 01:06:48,270 --> 01:06:49,730 ...they're friendly. 902 01:06:50,360 --> 01:06:51,610 I know! Aren't they? 903 01:06:52,110 --> 01:06:53,440 Yeah. 904 01:07:05,210 --> 01:07:07,250 We'll stretch them right here. 905 01:07:11,550 --> 01:07:13,090 Green 95! 906 01:07:15,590 --> 01:07:16,600 Green... 907 01:07:18,310 --> 01:07:19,390 ...95! 908 01:07:19,600 --> 01:07:20,600 What the hell? 909 01:07:28,610 --> 01:07:30,820 Start the ball! Get the ball off! 910 01:07:32,570 --> 01:07:34,450 Hold the play clock. 911 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:41,790 Start the ball on the play clock. 912 01:07:49,090 --> 01:07:51,220 False start on the offense. 913 01:07:51,470 --> 01:07:54,970 Number 72, Number 77, Number 60... 914 01:07:55,220 --> 01:07:58,230 ...Number 61, Number 87 and Number 53. 915 01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,690 Five yards. 916 01:07:59,900 --> 01:08:01,770 Still first down. 917 01:08:02,020 --> 01:08:06,070 That's bullshit! The one girl slapped the other girl on the ass, Jimmy. 918 01:08:06,280 --> 01:08:07,450 You're killing me! 919 01:08:07,950 --> 01:08:10,660 You want to see mine? I got something for you. 920 01:08:18,290 --> 01:08:20,340 -Here we go. -Don't throw it! 921 01:08:29,050 --> 01:08:30,930 Damn it! They did it again! 922 01:08:32,140 --> 01:08:34,850 Ray Smith with the interception. 923 01:08:35,060 --> 01:08:37,190 First down, Washington. 924 01:08:39,900 --> 01:08:41,530 -Nice going! -You're killing me! 925 01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:43,860 -Defense, get out there! -Iet's go. 926 01:08:46,660 --> 01:08:49,370 Stop her from shaking her ass for two minutes! 927 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,910 98 Shake. 928 01:08:52,330 --> 01:08:53,330 98 Shake! 929 01:08:58,090 --> 01:08:59,420 Green 99! 930 01:09:21,660 --> 01:09:22,740 Not bad, Falco. 931 01:09:25,950 --> 01:09:28,250 Touchdown, Brian Murphy. 932 01:09:30,540 --> 01:09:34,380 Everybody in the stadium knows that an onside kick is coming... 933 01:09:34,590 --> 01:09:36,550 ...with 55 seconds left on the clock. 934 01:09:36,800 --> 01:09:41,010 With just 55 seconds left, Washington has to recover the ball... 935 01:09:41,260 --> 01:09:45,020 ...call a time-out fast, so Gruff will have a shot at a field goal. 936 01:09:51,480 --> 01:09:53,190 Big Bateman ends up with the ball! 937 01:09:53,530 --> 01:09:54,530 Danny, go down! 938 01:09:55,450 --> 01:09:57,160 No one's gonna tackle him. 939 01:09:57,410 --> 01:09:58,870 He's reversing his field! 940 01:09:59,080 --> 01:10:00,870 He's forgot the clock's running out. 941 01:10:01,120 --> 01:10:03,580 Well, he's trying to run out the clock. 942 01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:07,080 Danny, go down! You're using up the clock! 943 01:10:09,590 --> 01:10:11,130 You won't see that every day. 944 01:10:11,340 --> 01:10:12,800 Time out! Time out! 945 01:10:13,300 --> 01:10:16,390 Nice hit, Shane! 946 01:10:18,260 --> 01:10:19,350 What do you think? 947 01:10:19,770 --> 01:10:22,140 We don't stop the clock, it's over. 948 01:10:22,390 --> 01:10:23,940 Give me a chance, I'm bored. 949 01:10:24,600 --> 01:10:27,440 You're looking at a 65-yard field goal. 950 01:10:28,570 --> 01:10:31,490 You just hold it, and I'll kick the bloody piss out of it. 951 01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,030 What the hell? 952 01:10:35,450 --> 01:10:36,450 What the hell! 953 01:10:36,950 --> 01:10:38,290 Field goal! 954 01:10:45,630 --> 01:10:49,920 McGinty's gonna let Gruff try this field goal from 65 yards out! 955 01:10:50,220 --> 01:10:52,180 I don't know if he has enough leg. 956 01:10:52,390 --> 01:10:54,100 I think he's smoking on the field. 957 01:10:54,350 --> 01:10:56,720 Smoking? I'm sure you just imagined that. 958 01:10:56,930 --> 01:10:59,940 No, I saw the smoke and everything. 959 01:11:12,490 --> 01:11:14,200 Vito! Look who's on TV! 960 01:11:14,450 --> 01:11:17,790 He wants to keep his pub, he's gonna stop blowing some kicks! 961 01:11:19,000 --> 01:11:20,500 I'm telling you, that's him. 962 01:11:46,200 --> 01:11:49,530 It's straight enough. lf it's got the distance... 963 01:11:49,660 --> 01:11:53,120 It has the distance! It's good! Washington wins! 964 01:11:55,710 --> 01:11:59,920 The 65-yard field-goal attempt is good by Nigel Gruff. 965 01:12:03,180 --> 01:12:08,180 Final score: Washington 17, San Diego 16. 966 01:12:15,310 --> 01:12:18,240 -You're the man! -Oh, bollocks! 967 01:12:22,030 --> 01:12:23,030 Come here! 968 01:12:27,080 --> 01:12:29,210 Sorry, man. Sorry, excuse me. 969 01:12:29,670 --> 01:12:32,750 All right. Good game. We snuck by on that one. 970 01:12:33,040 --> 01:12:34,420 -I'll take it. -All right. 971 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:37,220 I'll take it. Congrats. 972 01:12:41,680 --> 01:12:44,060 -What do you think of the new team? -It's great! 973 01:12:44,310 --> 01:12:45,770 These guys are like us. 974 01:12:45,930 --> 01:12:49,230 This strike ain't about guys like me. It's about them superstars... 975 01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:52,900 ...who want $8 million instead of $7 million. To hell with them. 976 01:12:53,150 --> 01:12:57,160 This is the most fun I've had in football in years. Go Falco! 977 01:12:58,700 --> 01:13:01,580 All right. Let's go, baby, let's go! 978 01:13:01,830 --> 01:13:05,750 -I love you, Annabelle. -I know you do, Alan. We're closed. 979 01:13:07,250 --> 01:13:08,630 Oh, hey! 980 01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:11,420 -You can come in. -Come on in, buddy! 981 01:13:11,630 --> 01:13:13,090 You go. 982 01:13:13,470 --> 01:13:14,720 Out, out! 983 01:13:14,970 --> 01:13:16,130 You're Shane Falco. 984 01:13:17,010 --> 01:13:20,560 -Way to go. You guys kick ass! -Thanks. 985 01:13:20,810 --> 01:13:23,980 -Way to go. -Bye! Take care. 986 01:13:24,940 --> 01:13:25,940 Hi. 987 01:13:26,980 --> 01:13:30,650 Sure it's okay? I don't want to get you in trouble with your boss. 988 01:13:32,780 --> 01:13:34,570 No, she won't mind. 989 01:13:34,950 --> 01:13:36,780 Come on in. You want a beer? 990 01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:38,160 Sure. 991 01:13:39,450 --> 01:13:43,210 We were so tight. We had so much fun in here. 992 01:13:43,460 --> 01:13:46,630 Since I was five years old, I've been sitting on those stools. 993 01:13:48,300 --> 01:13:51,590 And then after he died, I took over. 994 01:13:52,970 --> 01:13:54,430 Is that you and him? 995 01:13:56,520 --> 01:13:57,970 Yeah. 996 01:13:59,350 --> 01:14:02,060 He was the biggest Washington fan you have ever seen. 997 01:14:02,440 --> 01:14:06,360 Other kids got bedtime stories, I got football stories. 998 01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:12,320 He used to talk all the time... 999 01:14:12,530 --> 01:14:15,830 ...about the glory days of football. 1000 01:14:16,160 --> 01:14:17,870 Said how they were... 1001 01:14:18,080 --> 01:14:19,830 ...gone forever. 1002 01:14:21,840 --> 01:14:24,300 I wish he was here to see you guys play. 1003 01:14:26,130 --> 01:14:28,180 -I don't know about that. -I do. 1004 01:14:28,430 --> 01:14:29,590 Good game today. 1005 01:14:30,100 --> 01:14:31,100 Thanks. 1006 01:14:44,490 --> 01:14:45,860 It's late. 1007 01:14:46,700 --> 01:14:47,990 Yeah. 1008 01:14:51,040 --> 01:14:52,660 Us babies need our rest. 1009 01:14:52,950 --> 01:14:54,420 Yeah, you do. 1010 01:14:54,620 --> 01:14:57,630 I'm sorry, but between the guys on the field... 1011 01:14:57,710 --> 01:15:00,800 ...and the guys in the bar, a girI's gotta keep her guard up. 1012 01:15:00,880 --> 01:15:02,050 Yeah, I imagine. 1013 01:15:02,300 --> 01:15:03,680 Yeah. 1014 01:15:06,390 --> 01:15:08,510 You coming to the game on Sunday? 1015 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:10,890 No, we don't travel with the team. 1016 01:15:14,770 --> 01:15:17,320 Can I see you when I get back? 1017 01:15:19,940 --> 01:15:20,940 Sure. 1018 01:15:25,790 --> 01:15:27,540 Good night, Annabelle. 1019 01:15:28,950 --> 01:15:30,210 Good night. 1020 01:16:16,130 --> 01:16:19,550 -What do you do here, John? -You go for it. You have to. 1021 01:16:20,180 --> 01:16:24,310 But Falco's been shut down by this defense all afternoon. 1022 01:16:28,020 --> 01:16:30,320 But I'll tell you this, all it takes... 1023 01:16:30,570 --> 01:16:33,990 ...is one big play to get him back in the ball game. 1024 01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,990 And here goes Falco. 1025 01:16:49,380 --> 01:16:52,470 Falco scores! Falco scores! 1026 01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:03,480 Here's Falco. He'll try to reverse pivot, turn and pitch out here. 1027 01:17:03,770 --> 01:17:07,820 But in doing so, his left guard, André Jackson, is going to pull... 1028 01:17:08,030 --> 01:17:10,910 ...and Falco will hit him with the ball in the back. 1029 01:17:11,700 --> 01:17:13,830 Then it's gonna flop around the ground. 1030 01:17:13,990 --> 01:17:17,540 Here comes Cochran, he'll kick it. Franklin's gonna pick it up. 1031 01:17:17,750 --> 01:17:20,040 Franklin's gonna get hit right here. 1032 01:17:21,040 --> 01:17:25,340 The ball will go flying in the air. Falco will pick it up... 1033 01:17:25,590 --> 01:17:28,510 ...and the guy who started the play, Falco... 1034 01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:31,470 ...will end up with it in the end zone for a touchdown! 1035 01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:34,640 -Welcome to strike football. -And the fabulous Falco. 1036 01:17:35,060 --> 01:17:36,770 If they can win against Dallas... 1037 01:17:36,850 --> 01:17:41,020 ...they'll do what Washington hasn't done in over seven years: 1038 01:17:41,270 --> 01:17:42,440 Get to the playoffs. 1039 01:17:52,950 --> 01:17:54,330 Call time out! Time out! 1040 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:55,500 Time out! 1041 01:17:56,290 --> 01:17:58,420 Time out Washington. 1042 01:17:58,580 --> 01:18:01,130 Franklin, come here, come here, come on. 1043 01:18:01,340 --> 01:18:02,340 I thought I had it... 1044 01:18:02,460 --> 01:18:04,680 Shut up. Give me the Stick 'em. 1045 01:18:06,430 --> 01:18:09,260 -That's illegal. -Think you'll go to football jail? 1046 01:18:09,760 --> 01:18:12,140 Now, you know this don't look natural. 1047 01:18:12,310 --> 01:18:16,190 Don't talk. We'll run the same play. You'll catch the ball. 1048 01:18:16,770 --> 01:18:18,730 I look like I just jacked off an elephant! 1049 01:18:18,980 --> 01:18:20,320 Say you understand. 1050 01:18:21,240 --> 01:18:22,240 I understand. 1051 01:18:22,450 --> 01:18:25,620 Go out there and catch the ball for a change, all right? 1052 01:18:32,580 --> 01:18:34,880 Damn! This cup is stuck! 1053 01:18:35,540 --> 01:18:37,670 Gonna need some time on this one. 1054 01:18:37,880 --> 01:18:40,970 Here we go. Same play. Pro Right, Switch 9... 1055 01:18:41,130 --> 01:18:42,680 Franklin! 1056 01:18:42,930 --> 01:18:45,310 I can't get the damn cup off! 1057 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:47,480 You can do this. 1058 01:18:49,520 --> 01:18:50,940 It's one on one. Ready? 1059 01:19:00,070 --> 01:19:01,700 Ready! 1060 01:19:01,950 --> 01:19:03,410 Blue 89! 1061 01:19:03,660 --> 01:19:05,120 Blue 89! 1062 01:19:21,510 --> 01:19:23,470 Franklin catches the ball! 1063 01:19:23,730 --> 01:19:26,560 Who would've thought? He never catches a ball. 1064 01:19:26,810 --> 01:19:28,440 But he caught the ball! 1065 01:19:28,690 --> 01:19:30,980 That makes the score 21 to 20. 1066 01:19:31,190 --> 01:19:34,950 Conventional wisdom says kick the extra point, tie the game... 1067 01:19:35,200 --> 01:19:38,700 ...and go into overtime. Especially with the playoffs on the line. 1068 01:19:38,910 --> 01:19:42,870 But Jimmy McGinty is anything but a conventional guy. 1069 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:44,830 And McGinty says, "Go for it." 1070 01:19:45,040 --> 01:19:46,580 Let's go for the win! 1071 01:19:48,340 --> 01:19:50,760 I need a receiver! 1072 01:19:51,380 --> 01:19:54,510 4-22 Y Cross, okay? We gotta have it! 1073 01:20:00,480 --> 01:20:03,020 Ready? Go! Ready! 1074 01:20:07,230 --> 01:20:11,860 This kind of situation has not been Falco's strong point in the past. 1075 01:20:12,070 --> 01:20:14,410 Falco rolls to his left and throws... 1076 01:20:15,780 --> 01:20:18,500 ...right into the defender's hands. 1077 01:20:18,710 --> 01:20:22,630 And he drops it right into the unsure hands of Clifford Franklin! 1078 01:20:22,840 --> 01:20:24,090 Washington wins! 1079 01:20:24,300 --> 01:20:28,220 What a lucky break for Shane Falco, who threw a bad pass... 1080 01:20:28,470 --> 01:20:30,840 ...that could've blown the game for Washington. 1081 01:20:46,320 --> 01:20:47,700 Get over it. 1082 01:20:47,910 --> 01:20:49,370 It's a win. 1083 01:20:50,120 --> 01:20:51,740 Better lucky than good? 1084 01:20:51,950 --> 01:20:53,370 Right. 1085 01:21:01,920 --> 01:21:03,300 Shane Falco. 1086 01:21:03,550 --> 01:21:06,090 -Great game out there today. -Thanks. 1087 01:21:06,340 --> 01:21:10,390 To what do you attribute this team's sudden rise over these past few weeks? 1088 01:21:10,600 --> 01:21:14,390 You know, you should talk to Franklin. He's the hero today. 1089 01:21:15,440 --> 01:21:17,480 Clifford Franklin. Terrific day today. 1090 01:21:17,690 --> 01:21:20,440 Yeah, today was a good day for Clifford Franklin. 1091 01:21:20,610 --> 01:21:22,820 Clifford Franklin can't wait till tomorrow. 1092 01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:25,620 Clifford Franklin gets better looking every day. 1093 01:21:26,660 --> 01:21:30,410 We're beginning to scratch the surface of the talents of Clifford Franklin. 1094 01:21:30,660 --> 01:21:33,920 Clifford Franklin has moves even Clifford Franklin ain't seen yet. 1095 01:21:34,670 --> 01:21:37,460 You showed us a few moves today against Phoenix... 1096 01:21:37,590 --> 01:21:40,220 ...but it could be a different story against Dallas. 1097 01:21:40,300 --> 01:21:42,760 That's the same story, different chapter. 1098 01:21:42,930 --> 01:21:46,810 The football is like a one-man cold to Clifford Franklin. 1099 01:21:47,060 --> 01:21:51,190 Clifford Franklin's the only one catching it and coming down with it. 1100 01:21:58,610 --> 01:21:59,820 Cheers, babe. 1101 01:22:00,070 --> 01:22:02,030 I think we got it. 1102 01:22:04,490 --> 01:22:05,830 To victory! 1103 01:22:07,250 --> 01:22:10,670 Feels good, doesn't it? One game away from the playoffs? 1104 01:22:10,920 --> 01:22:14,840 And the hunt? That ring's so close you can almost feel it on your finger. 1105 01:22:15,090 --> 01:22:16,880 -What are you up to? -What? 1106 01:22:17,090 --> 01:22:20,550 I can't get excited about the future of my team? 1107 01:22:21,970 --> 01:22:25,060 Okay, I got some great news. 1108 01:22:25,270 --> 01:22:28,440 Martel and Carr have crossed the picket line. 1109 01:22:29,060 --> 01:22:32,650 With the deal I made them swallow, I can't afford not to take them back. 1110 01:22:32,860 --> 01:22:33,940 No. 1111 01:22:34,450 --> 01:22:35,820 No what? 1112 01:22:36,780 --> 01:22:38,660 I'm sticking with Falco. 1113 01:22:38,870 --> 01:22:40,660 Jimmy, come on. 1114 01:22:41,040 --> 01:22:42,750 Have you read the newspaper? 1115 01:22:44,120 --> 01:22:47,130 The entire Dallas team has crossed the picket line. 1116 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:49,750 Thanksgiving night we play the world champions. 1117 01:22:50,460 --> 01:22:53,550 We have a deal. No interference with my coaching. 1118 01:22:53,800 --> 01:22:56,720 As long as the strike is on, Falco is my quarterback. 1119 01:22:57,010 --> 01:22:59,890 We have to beat Dallas to get into the playoffs. 1120 01:23:00,560 --> 01:23:03,480 Falco can't do that. You saw what happened yesterday. 1121 01:23:03,730 --> 01:23:05,520 Jesus Christ! 1122 01:23:05,770 --> 01:23:09,030 Do you think he'll have that luck against Dallas, too? 1123 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,950 -They'll murder him! -He's just getting his game back. 1124 01:23:12,110 --> 01:23:14,570 He falls apart whenever the game is on the line! 1125 01:23:14,740 --> 01:23:17,080 That's been his rap ever since the Sugar Bowl. 1126 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:22,210 There are 21 other guys who put their faith in you to lead them. 1127 01:23:22,330 --> 01:23:24,710 They'd be heartbroken if you abandoned them... 1128 01:23:24,790 --> 01:23:27,000 ...before the biggest game of their lives. 1129 01:23:29,760 --> 01:23:32,550 You really are a son of a bitch, you know that? 1130 01:23:41,360 --> 01:23:42,520 What are you doing? 1131 01:23:42,650 --> 01:23:45,360 I don't want to make the same mistake I did in Phoenix. 1132 01:23:45,440 --> 01:23:47,820 We might end up in that situation with Dallas. 1133 01:23:48,950 --> 01:23:50,990 They like to send their safeties... 1134 01:23:52,660 --> 01:23:54,040 ...put the pressure on. 1135 01:23:55,080 --> 01:23:56,330 Yeah, coach? 1136 01:23:57,460 --> 01:23:58,830 It's over. 1137 01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:00,290 Martel crossed. 1138 01:24:04,720 --> 01:24:06,090 I'm sorry. 1139 01:24:21,400 --> 01:24:24,490 "Chokes with the game on the line." ls that what O'Neil said? 1140 01:24:32,500 --> 01:24:33,870 It's okay. 1141 01:24:34,670 --> 01:24:36,380 It's better for the team, right? 1142 01:24:36,880 --> 01:24:38,500 I mean, Martel... 1143 01:24:39,380 --> 01:24:42,300 ...he is the best. The guy's got it all. 1144 01:24:42,680 --> 01:24:44,010 No. 1145 01:24:45,180 --> 01:24:46,890 He doesn't have heart. 1146 01:24:49,060 --> 01:24:50,310 You do. 1147 01:24:55,110 --> 01:24:57,070 It's been a privilege. 1148 01:24:59,400 --> 01:25:00,660 Thanks for believing. 1149 01:25:13,630 --> 01:25:15,380 You give them hell on Thursday. 1150 01:25:42,450 --> 01:25:45,460 I just wanted to tell you before you left... 1151 01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,960 I'm sorry. 1152 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:50,710 -Thanks. -No, really. 1153 01:25:51,630 --> 01:25:54,090 I think it's terrible what they do to you guys. 1154 01:25:57,090 --> 01:26:00,850 They make you believe that you're better than you really are. 1155 01:26:01,060 --> 01:26:03,190 Then they pull the rug out from under you. 1156 01:26:05,810 --> 01:26:09,440 The cruelest thing that they can give guys like you... 1157 01:26:10,110 --> 01:26:11,070 ...is hope. 1158 01:26:16,950 --> 01:26:19,410 You're a real class act, Martel... 1159 01:26:21,000 --> 01:26:23,040 ...a real class act. 1160 01:26:24,710 --> 01:26:26,340 She deserves better. 1161 01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:31,550 You're a sinking ship. Don't drag her down with you. 1162 01:26:34,100 --> 01:26:35,970 Take care of my guys. 1163 01:26:40,100 --> 01:26:41,900 Come on, boys, let's go! 1164 01:26:42,730 --> 01:26:45,480 Nothing but water left in here. Let's go. 1165 01:26:45,730 --> 01:26:47,360 I have a date. 1166 01:26:47,530 --> 01:26:50,990 -But I love you, Annabelle. -I know you do, Alan. 1167 01:26:51,240 --> 01:26:53,370 'Bye, you guys. Be careful! 1168 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,390 Here he is! 1169 01:27:50,680 --> 01:27:52,640 Ladies and gentlemen... 1170 01:27:52,980 --> 01:27:55,690 ...Number 16 in your programs... 1171 01:27:55,860 --> 01:27:58,530 ...Number 1 in your hearts! 1172 01:27:58,940 --> 01:28:01,410 Shane Falco! 1173 01:28:04,030 --> 01:28:05,200 Falco! Falco! 1174 01:28:12,420 --> 01:28:13,790 Cheers. God bless you. 1175 01:28:13,880 --> 01:28:15,210 -Cheers. -Cheers. 1176 01:28:24,060 --> 01:28:25,220 Are you all right? 1177 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:29,900 I'm done. 1178 01:28:30,060 --> 01:28:31,060 What? 1179 01:28:31,940 --> 01:28:33,730 Martel crossed. 1180 01:28:33,900 --> 01:28:35,320 Bloody hell. 1181 01:28:36,900 --> 01:28:38,740 When will you tell the guys? 1182 01:28:39,200 --> 01:28:41,410 -I don't want to ruin... -No, no, wait. 1183 01:28:41,910 --> 01:28:45,750 Cut that music! Cut it! Turn the music off! Cut it! 1184 01:28:46,120 --> 01:28:48,250 Shane's got something to tell you. 1185 01:28:50,840 --> 01:28:52,710 I've got good news. 1186 01:28:53,420 --> 01:28:56,510 This Thursday you'll be with the best quarterback in the league. 1187 01:28:56,640 --> 01:28:58,510 Damn right. 1188 01:29:01,140 --> 01:29:02,600 Martel. 1189 01:29:03,390 --> 01:29:04,560 He crossed. 1190 01:29:08,690 --> 01:29:10,280 Martel crossed. 1191 01:29:14,950 --> 01:29:17,870 While you guys are getting pounded by Dallas... 1192 01:29:19,120 --> 01:29:20,290 ...just kidding... 1193 01:29:21,710 --> 01:29:24,080 ...I'll be drinking beer on my boat. 1194 01:29:24,670 --> 01:29:26,130 Kicking back. 1195 01:29:29,010 --> 01:29:30,470 Sentinels... 1196 01:29:31,130 --> 01:29:33,010 ...raise your glasses. 1197 01:29:33,800 --> 01:29:35,430 This is to Shane Falco. 1198 01:29:36,640 --> 01:29:38,020 He's our quarterback. 1199 01:29:38,430 --> 01:29:40,020 He's our leader. 1200 01:29:41,020 --> 01:29:44,270 But most of all, he's our friend. This is for you, man. 1201 01:29:44,690 --> 01:29:45,730 To Falco! 1202 01:29:49,650 --> 01:29:50,990 Thanks. 1203 01:29:51,530 --> 01:29:52,870 Thanks. 1204 01:29:54,370 --> 01:29:55,830 It's been fun. 1205 01:31:20,010 --> 01:31:23,350 Welcome back to Nextel Stadium in our nation's capital. 1206 01:31:23,600 --> 01:31:26,770 I'm Pat Summerall and with me, as always, is John Madden. 1207 01:31:27,020 --> 01:31:30,270 It appears that the strike is coming to a close. 1208 01:31:30,440 --> 01:31:33,440 Martel will be resuming the quarterback position tonight. 1209 01:31:33,650 --> 01:31:35,860 I gotta admit, I was looking forward... 1210 01:31:35,990 --> 01:31:39,320 ...to seeing what Falco could do with one more game. 1211 01:31:39,410 --> 01:31:42,330 He made amazing progress the past few weeks... 1212 01:31:42,450 --> 01:31:44,580 ...under the tutelage of Jimmy McGinty. 1213 01:31:44,660 --> 01:31:45,660 He really did. 1214 01:31:45,870 --> 01:31:50,000 But tonight it'll be Martel leading Washington against Dallas. 1215 01:31:59,390 --> 01:32:01,770 I never thought I'd say this, but... 1216 01:32:02,020 --> 01:32:04,770 ...I'm gonna kind of miss those replacement games. 1217 01:32:04,980 --> 01:32:06,940 Bring back Falco! 1218 01:32:07,310 --> 01:32:11,360 ladies and gentlemen, leading your Washington Sentinels today... 1219 01:32:11,570 --> 01:32:14,910 ...welcome back Number 7, Eddie Martel. 1220 01:32:19,080 --> 01:32:20,330 Go on, boys! 1221 01:32:36,560 --> 01:32:38,020 Red 21! 1222 01:32:43,900 --> 01:32:46,650 Come on, Martel. Get moving! 1223 01:32:47,940 --> 01:32:49,650 Maybe you should try scrambling. 1224 01:32:50,570 --> 01:32:52,530 Brilliant. How about a quick kick? 1225 01:33:10,890 --> 01:33:12,350 Hey, Butler. 1226 01:33:15,060 --> 01:33:17,100 -Red 38! -Hey, man. 1227 01:33:17,310 --> 01:33:20,730 If it ain't any trouble, I'd love to get your autograph after. 1228 01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:22,940 You want it, you got it, scab! 1229 01:33:23,190 --> 01:33:24,440 All right. 1230 01:33:43,420 --> 01:33:46,590 Cochran fumbles the ball, Dallas recovers. 1231 01:33:46,760 --> 01:33:49,600 First down and goal on the two-yard line. 1232 01:33:52,640 --> 01:33:53,810 Hawk 9, Stay! 1233 01:33:54,060 --> 01:33:57,320 Bateman! Hawk 9, Stay! 1234 01:33:57,520 --> 01:33:59,900 Hawk 9, Stay! 1235 01:34:00,990 --> 01:34:02,450 I'm back! 1236 01:34:07,830 --> 01:34:09,620 Touchdown, Dallas. 1237 01:34:13,120 --> 01:34:15,960 They're quitting on you! 1238 01:34:23,970 --> 01:34:25,140 Gold 41! 1239 01:34:38,190 --> 01:34:41,120 Pass intended to Brian Murphy, incomplete. 1240 01:34:41,870 --> 01:34:43,490 Throw right, you're going left! 1241 01:34:43,700 --> 01:34:45,580 Right, right, right. 1242 01:34:45,790 --> 01:34:48,080 You went left, I want you to go right! 1243 01:34:49,120 --> 01:34:50,460 No, right! 1244 01:34:50,630 --> 01:34:51,880 Right, you idiot! 1245 01:34:53,840 --> 01:34:55,720 Hey, easy! 1246 01:35:17,320 --> 01:35:20,490 Brian Murphy fumbled the ball. Dallas recovers. 1247 01:35:24,080 --> 01:35:25,080 Nice hands. 1248 01:35:25,210 --> 01:35:27,500 Three-two Magic, Rack Zero. 1249 01:35:27,710 --> 01:35:29,670 What the hell was that about? 1250 01:35:44,190 --> 01:35:45,980 Touchdown, Dallas. 1251 01:36:24,230 --> 01:36:26,280 Gruff, wake up! 1252 01:36:36,580 --> 01:36:37,580 What the... 1253 01:36:37,790 --> 01:36:40,250 Pass incomplete by Eddie Martel. 1254 01:36:45,800 --> 01:36:47,850 What the hell was that? 1255 01:36:48,140 --> 01:36:49,600 I'm talking to you! 1256 01:36:49,810 --> 01:36:51,430 I call the plays out on the field. 1257 01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:53,980 -That's not how I coach. -I don't give a shit... 1258 01:36:54,100 --> 01:36:56,310 ...because that's the way I play. 1259 01:36:56,860 --> 01:36:59,230 That's the end of the first half... 1260 01:36:59,440 --> 01:37:01,900 ...with a score of Dallas 17, Washington 0. 1261 01:37:02,110 --> 01:37:03,110 Coach McGinty! 1262 01:37:03,320 --> 01:37:05,990 What will Washington need to get back into this game? 1263 01:37:07,450 --> 01:37:10,160 -Heart. -I'm sorry? 1264 01:37:10,660 --> 01:37:11,920 You've gotta have heart. 1265 01:37:12,080 --> 01:37:13,630 Can you elaborate? 1266 01:37:16,500 --> 01:37:17,880 Miles and miles of heart. 1267 01:37:19,550 --> 01:37:22,970 There you have it, in a word, from Coach McGinty... 1268 01:37:23,180 --> 01:37:26,350 ... Washington will need "heart" to get back into this... 1269 01:37:30,480 --> 01:37:33,020 I ran it like you said! You just underthrew me! 1270 01:37:33,270 --> 01:37:36,610 This isn't a track meet, asshole. You have to look for the ball! 1271 01:37:37,440 --> 01:37:39,740 I'll pull you off the field, you spoiIt punk. 1272 01:37:41,200 --> 01:37:45,740 Is O'Neil gonna side with a burnout coach or someone who puts fans in the stands? 1273 01:37:46,080 --> 01:37:47,080 Son of a bitch! 1274 01:37:48,410 --> 01:37:51,500 What are you thinking about? We got a game to play! 1275 01:37:51,750 --> 01:37:54,300 -No one can beat Dallas with these losers! -I can. 1276 01:37:58,050 --> 01:38:01,470 Falco, great to see you. Now, get the hell out of my locker room! 1277 01:38:01,720 --> 01:38:03,600 -Coach? -What took you so long? 1278 01:38:04,060 --> 01:38:05,060 Traffic. 1279 01:38:06,020 --> 01:38:07,270 Suit up! 1280 01:38:07,770 --> 01:38:08,350 What? 1281 01:38:09,860 --> 01:38:12,610 -O'Neil will fire your ass! -It won't be the first time! 1282 01:38:12,780 --> 01:38:14,990 This is bullshit! I'll end this right now. 1283 01:38:15,240 --> 01:38:16,860 Come and get some! 1284 01:38:20,910 --> 01:38:22,700 You big fatty! 1285 01:38:30,710 --> 01:38:32,260 This doesn't change anything. 1286 01:38:32,420 --> 01:38:35,260 I'm an All-Pro quarterback! I've got two Super Bowl rings! 1287 01:38:35,390 --> 01:38:37,350 You're no more than a replacement. 1288 01:38:37,550 --> 01:38:38,720 Yeah. 1289 01:38:40,220 --> 01:38:41,930 I can live with that. 1290 01:38:44,150 --> 01:38:47,570 My brothers, will somebody please get this asshole out of here? 1291 01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:51,320 Get your hands off me, you gorilla! 1292 01:39:01,580 --> 01:39:05,170 Jimmy McGinty is anything but a conventional guy. 1293 01:39:05,630 --> 01:39:09,050 And McGinty says, with the playoffs on the line, "Go for it. " 1294 01:39:09,260 --> 01:39:11,720 Get to the playoffs. Something Washington... 1295 01:39:11,970 --> 01:39:15,220 ...has not been able to do against Dallas in seven years. 1296 01:39:29,780 --> 01:39:30,950 Falco? 1297 01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:34,580 What the hell is he up to? 1298 01:39:35,120 --> 01:39:37,580 Look, here comes Falco! Falco's back! 1299 01:39:37,960 --> 01:39:39,290 What happened to Martel? 1300 01:39:39,500 --> 01:39:41,710 I don't know, but the way Falco's running... 1301 01:39:41,840 --> 01:39:45,510 ...and that look he has in his eye, he thinks he's gonna play. 1302 01:39:50,010 --> 01:39:51,010 I'm sorry. 1303 01:39:52,980 --> 01:39:55,980 They're playing zone out there and you can pick them apart... 1304 01:39:56,060 --> 01:39:57,690 ...if you keep your eyes open... 1305 01:39:57,770 --> 01:40:02,150 He seems to be necking with that cheerleader! That's what he's doing! 1306 01:40:03,030 --> 01:40:06,530 Players aren't supposed to be fraternizing with cheerleaders. 1307 01:40:06,740 --> 01:40:09,410 Yeah, but what are they gonna do? Fire him? 1308 01:40:10,000 --> 01:40:12,370 -You give me strength. -You're late for work. 1309 01:40:14,790 --> 01:40:15,960 Kick ass, Falco! 1310 01:40:19,130 --> 01:40:22,300 What's all the celebrating about? We're down 17-0. 1311 01:40:22,680 --> 01:40:24,140 It's nasty out there. 1312 01:40:24,390 --> 01:40:26,680 That's why girls don't play the game, coach. 1313 01:40:26,930 --> 01:40:31,140 Listen up. This time tomorrow, the strike will be officially over. 1314 01:40:31,890 --> 01:40:34,980 Dallas has made a big mistake. They haven't been afraid of you. 1315 01:40:35,230 --> 01:40:38,570 They should be, because you have a powerful weapon working for you. 1316 01:40:38,780 --> 01:40:40,820 There is no tomorrow for you. 1317 01:40:41,070 --> 01:40:43,620 That makes you all very dangerous people! 1318 01:40:50,960 --> 01:40:52,290 Kick ass on one. Ready? 1319 01:41:00,890 --> 01:41:03,890 Clifford Franklin is looking for a new home. 1320 01:41:04,890 --> 01:41:06,520 Ready for some pain? 1321 01:41:06,730 --> 01:41:08,810 -Bring it on. -It's coming. 1322 01:41:09,190 --> 01:41:10,650 It's coming. 1323 01:41:10,860 --> 01:41:12,570 See him coming in motion? 1324 01:41:16,700 --> 01:41:18,490 I've never seen anything like this! 1325 01:41:18,700 --> 01:41:19,870 Unbelievable! 1326 01:41:21,200 --> 01:41:24,870 There's at least five, six flags out there. Hats, everything! 1327 01:41:25,080 --> 01:41:27,540 This is what you call an old-fashioned melee. 1328 01:41:27,750 --> 01:41:30,840 Unnecessary roughness, Number 16 and Number 34. 1329 01:41:31,090 --> 01:41:33,840 Fifteen yards, so that's, wait... 1330 01:41:34,050 --> 01:41:36,260 ...45...30... 1331 01:41:39,390 --> 01:41:41,020 How many yards so far? 1332 01:41:41,230 --> 01:41:43,520 Who do they think they're playing here? 1333 01:41:50,070 --> 01:41:51,700 Let's go! Come on! 1334 01:42:17,600 --> 01:42:18,600 My knee! 1335 01:42:19,440 --> 01:42:20,440 It's my knee! 1336 01:42:24,480 --> 01:42:26,190 I think I broke it. 1337 01:42:30,780 --> 01:42:32,160 Did I do it? Did I score? 1338 01:42:32,370 --> 01:42:34,910 -Yeah, you did it. -God, it hurts! 1339 01:42:35,160 --> 01:42:36,080 I'm sorry. 1340 01:42:36,330 --> 01:42:39,670 Don't be sorry. Going out in front of 80,000 people ain't bad. 1341 01:42:41,170 --> 01:42:43,630 You finish what you started. 1342 01:42:49,300 --> 01:42:50,760 White 24! 1343 01:43:07,370 --> 01:43:09,410 Blue 15! Hut, hut! 1344 01:43:38,030 --> 01:43:40,320 First down, Washington. 1345 01:43:42,860 --> 01:43:44,990 -Good job. -I got skills. 1346 01:43:45,200 --> 01:43:48,290 -Feel like running the ball? -Better give it to Wilkinson. 1347 01:43:49,040 --> 01:43:50,210 He's going to jail. 1348 01:43:51,120 --> 01:43:54,130 -I'll clear the way. -I'm right behind you. 1349 01:43:55,250 --> 01:43:56,880 We need it! 1350 01:44:09,060 --> 01:44:13,280 A gain of 20 yards by Ray Smith. First down. 1351 01:44:19,910 --> 01:44:22,450 I know you're tired. I know you're hurting. 1352 01:44:22,660 --> 01:44:25,580 I wish I could say something classy and inspirational... 1353 01:44:25,750 --> 01:44:27,460 ...but it wouldn't be our style. 1354 01:44:29,920 --> 01:44:31,250 Pain heals. 1355 01:44:31,590 --> 01:44:33,300 Chicks dig scars. 1356 01:44:33,720 --> 01:44:36,180 Glory lasts forever. 1357 01:44:36,430 --> 01:44:37,590 Right on, Shane. 1358 01:44:37,800 --> 01:44:40,260 Right on, baby! 1359 01:44:40,510 --> 01:44:42,480 Shotgun, DC Right. 1360 01:44:42,680 --> 01:44:45,770 Flip 90, Dig, on the center. Ready? 1361 01:45:01,790 --> 01:45:05,290 We're looking at a different team here in the second half. 1362 01:45:05,460 --> 01:45:09,510 Absolutely. Washington is playing like there's no tomorrow... 1363 01:45:09,760 --> 01:45:11,300 ...because there isn't. 1364 01:45:12,390 --> 01:45:13,930 Touchdown, baby! 1365 01:45:14,180 --> 01:45:15,180 Son of a bitch! 1366 01:45:17,470 --> 01:45:19,690 Odd bullets, blitz coverage! 1367 01:45:29,490 --> 01:45:32,990 Daniel Bateman comes up with the big stop on third and one. 1368 01:45:33,160 --> 01:45:34,540 That forces a Dallas punt. 1369 01:45:34,660 --> 01:45:39,620 Pat, with 28 seconds remaining, Washington needs a decent return... 1370 01:45:40,000 --> 01:45:43,170 ...in order to give Gruff a shot to tie the game. 1371 01:46:06,400 --> 01:46:08,280 With 12 seconds remaining... 1372 01:46:08,530 --> 01:46:10,990 -It's yours, Nigel. -...a 32-yard field goal... 1373 01:46:11,200 --> 01:46:13,160 ...will send this game into overtime. 1374 01:46:13,370 --> 01:46:16,040 Thirty-two yards is just a chip shot for Gruff. 1375 01:46:32,230 --> 01:46:33,310 Are you all right? 1376 01:46:34,940 --> 01:46:36,020 I'm sorry. 1377 01:46:36,230 --> 01:46:39,230 I had the money but I pissed it away down the track again. 1378 01:46:39,400 --> 01:46:41,780 What? What are you talking about? 1379 01:46:41,990 --> 01:46:43,780 They'll take my pub away from me. 1380 01:46:43,950 --> 01:46:45,580 It's all I've got. 1381 01:46:46,370 --> 01:46:47,990 Come on, Shane! 1382 01:47:00,930 --> 01:47:04,010 It's a fake! Falco still has it! He's running with it! 1383 01:47:13,360 --> 01:47:15,320 Touchdown, Falco! 1384 01:47:28,790 --> 01:47:31,880 Holding! Number 68 on the offense. 1385 01:47:32,130 --> 01:47:34,800 Ten-yard penalty. Repeat first down. 1386 01:47:35,010 --> 01:47:36,720 What a terrible call! 1387 01:47:36,970 --> 01:47:38,430 Time out! 1388 01:47:41,810 --> 01:47:44,480 -You okay? -I broke my arm. 1389 01:47:45,020 --> 01:47:46,730 Cheers. You saved my ass. 1390 01:47:47,310 --> 01:47:48,400 Take care. 1391 01:47:48,650 --> 01:47:51,190 You'll have to explain to me what that was about. 1392 01:47:53,190 --> 01:47:54,360 What's it gonna be? 1393 01:47:55,200 --> 01:47:56,820 I want the ball. 1394 01:47:57,820 --> 01:47:59,160 Winners always do. 1395 01:48:00,160 --> 01:48:01,790 Spread formation. 1396 01:48:09,510 --> 01:48:10,760 Damn! 1397 01:48:17,720 --> 01:48:20,100 Sorry, Shane. I'm sorry, everybody. 1398 01:48:20,350 --> 01:48:23,190 No problem. Just rip someone's head off on this one. 1399 01:48:23,400 --> 01:48:24,480 Consider it done. 1400 01:48:24,690 --> 01:48:28,690 All right. So besides me, who really wants the ball? 1401 01:48:30,200 --> 01:48:31,740 Yeah, you want it, Brian. 1402 01:48:31,990 --> 01:48:35,740 Let's hook up. DC Left, Wide Motion, 88 War. 1403 01:48:35,950 --> 01:48:37,120 Gentlemen... 1404 01:48:41,380 --> 01:48:44,630 It's been an honor to share the field of battle with you. 1405 01:49:12,040 --> 01:49:13,410 We ain't losing this game. 1406 01:49:34,730 --> 01:49:35,730 Green 86! 1407 01:49:40,820 --> 01:49:42,700 Green 86! 1408 01:50:18,530 --> 01:50:21,280 Touchdown, Brian Murphy! 1409 01:50:22,410 --> 01:50:26,080 I knew it! I knew it all along! 1410 01:50:26,290 --> 01:50:29,790 Jimmy, you beautiful son of a bitch! I knew you could do it! 1411 01:50:30,040 --> 01:50:34,260 Final score: Washington 20, Dallas 17. 1412 01:50:34,460 --> 01:50:37,800 Washington goes to the playoffs! 1413 01:50:47,400 --> 01:50:48,400 You did it! 1414 01:50:49,980 --> 01:50:50,980 You did it! 1415 01:51:58,060 --> 01:52:02,360 When the replacement players for the Sentinels left the stadium... 1416 01:52:02,610 --> 01:52:04,570 ...there was no ticker-tape parade... 1417 01:52:04,820 --> 01:52:07,280 ...no endorsement deals for sneakers... 1418 01:52:07,530 --> 01:52:10,370 ...or soda pop or breakfast cereal... 1419 01:52:10,570 --> 01:52:12,950 ...just a locker to be cleaned out... 1420 01:52:13,200 --> 01:52:15,250 ...and a ride home to catch. 1421 01:52:15,500 --> 01:52:17,370 But what they didn't know... 1422 01:52:17,630 --> 01:52:20,380 ...was that their lives would be changed forever... 1423 01:52:20,590 --> 01:52:23,420 ...because they had been part of something great. 1424 01:52:23,920 --> 01:52:26,930 And greatness, no matter how brief... 1425 01:52:27,130 --> 01:52:29,100 ...stays with a man. 1426 01:52:29,600 --> 01:52:32,430 Every athlete dreams of a second chance. 1427 01:52:32,930 --> 01:52:34,890 These men lived it.