1
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Watch out, mate!

2
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Slow down.

3
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Get off the pavement.

4
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Out of the way, baldy.

5
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Hi! I'm Harry and this is my movie!

6
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Yay!

7
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Hiya!

8
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Whoa!

9
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Ah!

10
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Sorry!

11
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- You can do it!
- I can see the head.

12
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Keep going, you're nearly there.
Push! Push! Push!

13
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- It's a girl.
- Thanks, Harry.

14
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Come on, get it open. Come on.

15
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- Thanks, Harry.
- Don't mention it.

16
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Why didn't you let me pass, Nan?

17
00:03:14,152 --> 00:03:16,829
I thought you were someone else.

18
00:03:19,575 --> 00:03:22,577
Mrs Pickford's not been the same
since her dog died.

19
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Well, at least this new one
seems to do as it's told.

20
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- Yeah.
- Come on.

21
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- Did you get the chicken?
- I knew I'd forgotten something.

22
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- You'll have to get one out the coop.
- I hate doing that.

23
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Well, then there's
no mid-week roast.

24
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You and your set menu.

25
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Sniper!

26
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Looks like I'm henned in!

27
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Dinner is sewed.

28
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And I picked these up
for breakfast too.

29
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Harry, love, sit down.

30
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- It's time I told you something.
- What is it, Nan?

31
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You have got
a long-lost twin brother called...

32
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Otto, I know. There's pictures
of him everywhere.

33
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What, and I've told
you this before?

34
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Yeah, for some reason
every-time we have eggs!

35
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Can I tell it you again, anyway?

36
00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:18,698
Well you're going to so...

37
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Many years ago,

38
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when you was just a boy...

39
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- What's happened to your voice?
- It's my flashback voice.

40
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Many years ago,

41
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when you was just a boy...

42
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Get on with it, Nan.

43
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Your mother and father
left me to look after you and Otto

44
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while they went off on a romantic
mini-break for two.

45
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To Butlins...
but they never came back.

46
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I thought they'd been killed
in a freak wave pool accident.

47
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But I later discovered

48
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there were so many attractions on
offer they just couldn't leave.

49
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There was tennis and
archery, falconry.

50
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There's entertainment every night from top
entertainers from the past like Lulu.

51
00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,154
- Lulu?
- Yes.

52
00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:05,665
I couldn't look after both of you,

53
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so I did what any responsible
grandparent would do

54
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and I sent Otto to live with a
family of Alsatians near Kettering.

55
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And that was the last...

56
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saw of him.

57
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So, he was brought up by Alsatians?

58
00:06:26,345 --> 00:06:29,388
Oh, yes. It's more common
than you'd think.

59
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But you and me Harry,

60
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we've been happy living
together ever since.

61
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Yeah, about that.

62
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It's not ideal is it?

63
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What?

64
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Well, it's difficult for me
to bring girls back.

65
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- Girls?
- You send me to bed at nine,

66
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you always leave the toilet seat up

67
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and why should you have
the top bunk?

68
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Are you trying to tell
me something, Harry?

69
00:06:53,121 --> 00:06:56,213
Maybe it's time you thought
about moving...

70
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Abu!

71
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Come on, Nan.

72
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Abu, are you all right?

73
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I'll check on him.

74
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Abu!

75
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He's a bit under the weather.

76
00:07:52,890 --> 00:07:54,652
He looks alright to me.

77
00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:04,362
It would seem that something...

78
00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,784
has disagreed with him.

79
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Let's drive.

80
00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,127
But take it easy, Nan,
just in case he's sick again...

81
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You got those wet wipes Nan?

82
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"Gone but not fur-gotten".

83
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"A loving and special friend"?

84
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Well, that's a good start.

85
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She says we need an appointment.

86
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- But this is an emergency.
- I'm sorry, but we're very busy

87
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and there's absolutely no way
you can see the vet

88
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without a pre-booked appointment.

89
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The vet will see you now...

90
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Nice tracksuit.

91
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Yes. A rash; red and swollen
round the thighs,

92
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:04,422
some green discharge,

93
00:09:04,920 --> 00:09:06,671
Interesting.

94
00:09:06,672 --> 00:09:08,304
OK. Bye, Mum.

95
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:11,133
Now, where were we?

96
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- Excessive vomiting.
- Ah, right.

97
00:09:13,595 --> 00:09:17,316
We can give him something
for that. Come here.

98
00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,439
There!

99
00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:24,399
But to get to the bottom of it, we're
going to need to run some tests.

100
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Will they look
sinister in a montage?

101
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I'm afraid so.

102
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Ow!

103
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Harry, take a seat.

104
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- I think you might need a drink.
- Thank you.

105
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,703
I thought it was tangy.

106
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:13,613
Well, that was misleading.
When you pointed to the...

107
00:10:13,614 --> 00:10:15,661
I was pointing at the chair.

108
00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:21,245
Listen, Harry. It's bad
news, I'm afraid.

109
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:24,753
You see these
areas here... and here.

110
00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:28,961
Yes. Like I say, 'not good'.

111
00:10:28,962 --> 00:10:31,852
And the test results, well - ouch!

112
00:10:32,341 --> 00:10:34,550
- Can he be...?
- Cured? No.

113
00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,432
Poor Abu.

114
00:10:36,803 --> 00:10:40,264
- How long's he got?
- Oh I don't know! A week tops.

115
00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:43,768
Which is why I'd like to ask
the nurse to put him down.

116
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:46,229
There must be something we can do?

117
00:10:46,230 --> 00:10:49,232
There's only one thing we can do.
The kindest thing.

118
00:10:49,233 --> 00:10:50,995
Mary!

119
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,668
Ah, Mary! Would you mind
doing the honours?

120
00:11:01,787 --> 00:11:03,965
Ah!

121
00:11:16,093 --> 00:11:17,226
On!

122
00:11:20,347 --> 00:11:22,193
Never mind.

123
00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:35,118
<i>♪ Thank you for the days ♪</i>

124
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:39,119
<i>♪ Those endless days
Those sacred days you gave me ♪</i>

125
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,422
<i>♪ I'm thinking of the days ♪</i>

126
00:11:44,663 --> 00:11:48,218
<i>♪ I won't forget a single day
Believe me ♪</i>

127
00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:53,592
<i>♪ Days I'll remember all my life ♪</i>

128
00:11:54,339 --> 00:11:57,016
<i>♪ Days when you can't
see wrong from... ♪</i>

129
00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:01,606
We'll take him home
and think about it!

130
00:12:09,438 --> 00:12:11,034
Harry.

131
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:15,487
We failed.
He's still got the hamster.

132
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,739
The boy, Kisko.
Did his disguise fail?

133
00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:22,629
No, his disguise was impeccable.

134
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,371
Well, then, get me that hamster.

135
00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,664
We'll try, but...

136
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:32,053
No buts! Get me that hamster!

137
00:12:32,169 --> 00:12:35,260
Yes! It's an evil twin thing!

138
00:12:36,924 --> 00:12:39,137
That's the Alsatian in me.

139
00:12:44,348 --> 00:12:46,682
And once you're mine, Abu,

140
00:12:46,683 --> 00:12:48,726
there's a spot with your name on it

141
00:12:48,727 --> 00:12:51,616
in my very own Hamsterville.

142
00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:02,323
Look at the little fella,
sleeping soundly.

143
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:05,332
Blissfully unaware
that he's going to die.

144
00:13:05,619 --> 00:13:08,746
Die? I'm actually
feeling a lot better!

145
00:13:08,747 --> 00:13:10,957
He's awake!
Maybe you should tell him?

146
00:13:10,958 --> 00:13:13,918
Let's not. I don't want
to ruin his last week.

147
00:13:13,919 --> 00:13:17,213
A week?! But I've just paid
a year's subscription to Netflix.

148
00:13:17,214 --> 00:13:20,841
Abu, if I wanted to,
for no particular reason,

149
00:13:20,843 --> 00:13:23,553
give you the best
week of your life,

150
00:13:23,554 --> 00:13:25,763
just for fun.
Nothing sinister about it.

151
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,599
And you could do anything,
what would it be, old friend?

152
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:30,481
One thing.

153
00:13:31,520 --> 00:13:34,981
Is there any chance you
could get me to meet Rihanna?

154
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,525
- She's gorgeous, that girl.
- Really?

155
00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:39,485
Well, if you're sure.

156
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:41,737
He wants to go to the top
of the Blackpool Tower.

157
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,698
- No!
- I'm not surprised.

158
00:13:43,699 --> 00:13:46,701
We had such happy holidays there
when we were nippers.

159
00:13:46,702 --> 00:13:48,578
Why don't you understand
me? Rihanna.

160
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:51,622
How can you be sure?
You don't speak hamster.

161
00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,500
No but I speak a little gerbil
and it's practically the same,

162
00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,085
- What?
- Just a bit more...

163
00:13:56,086 --> 00:13:58,300
That's guinea-pig!

164
00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,592
Rihanna, if you're watching,
I've got one week - call me.

165
00:14:02,593 --> 00:14:03,926
See how excited he is.

166
00:14:03,927 --> 00:14:06,223
- We're all going to...
- Rihanna's house!

167
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,807
<i>♪... Blackpool!
City of a thousand dreams ♪</i>

168
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:13,481
<i>♪ Blackpool!
So much fun it's bursting at the seams ♪</i>

169
00:14:13,896 --> 00:14:16,647
<i>♪ Blackpool!
Fish and chips of world renown ♪</i>

170
00:14:16,648 --> 00:14:20,526
<i>♪ Blackpool!
It's your archetypal seaside town ♪</i>

171
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,950
<i>- ♪ Buy sticks of rock...
- ...and candy-floss ♪</i>

172
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:27,420
<i>♪ Or take a stroll along the pier ♪</i>

173
00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:38,002
<i>♪ Blackpool!
City of a thousand dreams ♪</i>

174
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:41,839
<i>♪ Blackpool!
Where you see behavioural extremes ♪</i>

175
00:14:41,840 --> 00:14:44,759
<i>♪ Blackpool!
See the roller coaster gleam ♪</i>

176
00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,846
<i>♪ Blackpool!
Listen to the children as they scream ♪</i>

177
00:14:48,847 --> 00:14:51,933
<i>♪ Yo, give me five
Sea and sun, hot dog in a bun ♪</i>

178
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:55,478
<i>♪ Kiss me quick, drink on a stick
A paddle and a picnic ♪</i>

179
00:14:55,479 --> 00:14:59,232
<i>♪ When it showers, spend an hour
Up the Blackpool Tower ♪</i>

180
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:02,610
<i>♪ Wave your deckchair in the air
Yo! Like you just don't care ♪</i>

181
00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:05,780
<i>♪ Blackpool! ♪</i>

182
00:15:05,781 --> 00:15:07,626
<i>♪ Blackpool! ♪</i>

183
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,916
<i>♪ Blackpool! ♪</i>

184
00:15:14,373 --> 00:15:16,717
I wonder who that could be?

185
00:15:21,046 --> 00:15:24,382
Nan! How many times?
No strippagrams on a week night.

186
00:15:24,383 --> 00:15:27,973
No Harry, I'm Father... Jesus...

187
00:15:28,095 --> 00:15:31,597
and this is Sister Man... sfield.

188
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,766
Sister Mansfield.

189
00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,936
I heard your Hamster was ill and I'm
here to read him the last rites.

190
00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:39,863
I had no idea Abu was Catholic.
You'd better come in.

191
00:15:46,071 --> 00:15:47,917
Where is the little...?

192
00:15:52,744 --> 00:15:55,496
Tea? Coffee? Coke float?

193
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,791
Thank you, but as a priest we're
only allowed to drink holy water.

194
00:15:58,792 --> 00:16:01,752
- Really?
- Yeah, pretty sure about that.

195
00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,932
- Where's the hamster?
- In his bedroom.

196
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,050
- I'll show you up.
- No! No.

197
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:10,094
It's best if you stay
with Sister Mansfield.

198
00:16:10,095 --> 00:16:12,847
- Things can get a bit...
- What?

199
00:16:12,848 --> 00:16:15,641
The power of Christ compels you!

200
00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:17,435
You'll never convert me.

201
00:16:17,436 --> 00:16:20,444
In nomine patris
et filii et spiritus sancti.

202
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,658
- A bit like that.
- Right, well, I'll leave you to it.

203
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,970
Umbrella.

204
00:16:43,921 --> 00:16:46,430
No. No means no, Rihanna.

205
00:16:58,810 --> 00:17:01,902
- Gotcha.
- I'll tell the Pope about you!

206
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:09,999
Woo hoo!

207
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,929
Try doing this with a Kindle.

208
00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:52,084
Nunning. I suppose that's
pretty much recession-proof.

209
00:17:55,284 --> 00:17:57,046
Yes.

210
00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:00,788
Ah!

211
00:18:00,789 --> 00:18:03,003
That's magic!

212
00:18:04,459 --> 00:18:07,044
It was Abu, on the shelf,
with a dagger.

213
00:18:07,045 --> 00:18:08,891
Ow!

214
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,768
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

215
00:18:13,969 --> 00:18:16,304
- Ooh!
- Arriba, arriba!

216
00:18:16,305 --> 00:18:18,269
Andale. Andale!

217
00:18:20,684 --> 00:18:23,147
Yeah, guess what?
I'm not in the hat any more.

218
00:18:24,271 --> 00:18:28,359
Coming up, inappropriate uses
of a crucifix. Number one...

219
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:34,530
Of course, Jesus

220
00:18:34,531 --> 00:18:36,782
backwards

221
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,997
is Susej.

222
00:18:43,916 --> 00:18:47,755
Sister Mansfield?
Can you come and assist me?

223
00:18:52,341 --> 00:18:55,301
- Radiator.
- Whoa. It's Julie Mandrews.

224
00:18:55,302 --> 00:18:56,982
Ah!

225
00:18:57,638 --> 00:18:59,567
Don't look up, Abu!

226
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,277
Where's he gone?

227
00:19:11,527 --> 00:19:13,289
Oh!

228
00:19:18,408 --> 00:19:21,577
I've got my hand on
something furry.

229
00:19:21,578 --> 00:19:23,955
What the...?

230
00:19:23,956 --> 00:19:27,750
So this is what you
get up to, is it?

231
00:19:27,751 --> 00:19:29,965
Right, get out.

232
00:19:30,629 --> 00:19:32,843
You dirty...

233
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,591
Honestly, you people took a vow.

234
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,677
Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry-

235
00:19:37,678 --> 00:19:41,305
It's that vet.
He's trying to kidnap me.

236
00:19:41,306 --> 00:19:44,725
That's right, Abu. That image will be
difficult to get out of our heads.

237
00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:46,769
But there's a lesson in this.

238
00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:48,854
When strange people
knock at your door,

239
00:19:48,856 --> 00:19:52,191
always remember to request some photo
ID, and if you're not convinced,

240
00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:55,861
phone the company they say they're
from, or alternatively the police.

241
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,656
Right, little buddy,
you'd better get some sleep.

242
00:19:58,657 --> 00:20:00,918
- We've got a long day tomorrow.
- Agh!

243
00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:09,709
Strap in, Abu, and get ready
for the best week of your life.

244
00:20:09,710 --> 00:20:12,920
This is a hostage situation.

245
00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,550
That's the spirit. Blackpool ho!

246
00:20:25,184 --> 00:20:27,602
Your Google Maps is out of date.

247
00:20:27,603 --> 00:20:31,188
No, no, this is Sepia Maps.
All the villains use it.

248
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:33,941
It lets you track your arch enemy
anywhere in the world.

249
00:20:33,942 --> 00:20:36,068
It's got some nice
touches, actually.

250
00:20:36,069 --> 00:20:39,906
Germany's still called Prussia.
There's dragons in the sea.

251
00:20:39,907 --> 00:20:43,497
Right, you two!
I can't afford any more failures.

252
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:47,246
Literally. The rent on
this HQ is astronomical.

253
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:50,588
There's a service charge which includes
the gym which I don't even use.

254
00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,963
Now, as my erstwhile
brother is on the move,

255
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:59,592
you follow that car,
and when his back is turned,

256
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:02,020
you steal that hamster
and bring him to me!

257
00:21:09,019 --> 00:21:11,648
And if you fail...

258
00:21:13,524 --> 00:21:15,650
Great. Steak for dinner.
I love steak.

259
00:21:15,651 --> 00:21:19,654
No, not steak for dinner.
You end up like the steak.

260
00:21:19,655 --> 00:21:22,531
Technically if you are gonna
feed raw meat to your dogs,

261
00:21:22,533 --> 00:21:23,908
you should supplement their diet...

262
00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,541
- Shut up.
- Just saying.

263
00:21:27,412 --> 00:21:32,295
So, gentlemen, it looks like you're
going on a little road trip.

264
00:21:35,045 --> 00:21:36,587
Dance with me.

265
00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:39,181
Oh, please.

266
00:21:44,263 --> 00:21:47,640
<i>♪ A church house, ginhouse ♪</i>

267
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:50,518
<i>♪ A schoolhouse, outhouse ♪</i>

268
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:53,064
<i>♪ On highway number 19 ♪</i>

269
00:21:53,647 --> 00:21:56,399
<i>♪ The people keep the city clean ♪</i>

270
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,693
<i>♪ They call it Nutbush ♪</i>

271
00:21:58,694 --> 00:22:01,536
<i>♪ Oh, Nutbush ♪</i>

272
00:22:02,656 --> 00:22:05,795
<i>♪ They call it Nutbush
city limits ♪</i>

273
00:22:09,371 --> 00:22:11,715
<i>♪ 25 was the speed limit ♪</i>

274
00:22:12,833 --> 00:22:16,002
<i>♪ Motorcycle not allowed in it ♪</i>

275
00:22:16,003 --> 00:22:18,588
<i>♪ You go to store on a Friday ♪</i>

276
00:22:18,589 --> 00:22:22,258
<i>♪ You go to church on a Sunday ♪</i>

277
00:22:22,259 --> 00:22:23,926
<i>♪ They call it Nutbush ♪</i>

278
00:22:23,927 --> 00:22:26,817
<i>♪ Yeah, Nutbush ♪</i>

279
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:31,154
<i>♪ They call it Nutbush
city limits ♪</i>

280
00:22:35,689 --> 00:22:39,741
I spy with my little eye
something beginning with...

281
00:22:41,486 --> 00:22:42,987
- ...C.
- Car.

282
00:22:42,988 --> 00:22:45,615
- No.
- Cruise control.

283
00:22:45,616 --> 00:22:49,493
On a Rover 2200 SC?
Guess again, Nan.

284
00:22:49,494 --> 00:22:51,746
- Creepy bald guy?
- Good try, Abu.

285
00:22:51,747 --> 00:22:54,540
But the last Cafe Rouge
we passed was in Winchester.

286
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,667
- Eh?
- No one?

287
00:22:56,668 --> 00:22:59,511
It was charming retirement home.

288
00:23:00,631 --> 00:23:02,798
Your last three goes have been

289
00:23:02,799 --> 00:23:06,594
care home, removal van and skip.

290
00:23:06,595 --> 00:23:10,473
- You trying to tell me something?
- Well, it can't last forever, Nan.

291
00:23:10,474 --> 00:23:13,976
I mean, what if I meet the right girl,
get married and need the space?

292
00:23:13,977 --> 00:23:18,356
Oh, yeah. I've got a good feeling
about this trip.

293
00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:20,736
Well, I'm glad someone has.

294
00:23:29,910 --> 00:23:31,953
Brilliant camouflage, Kisko.

295
00:23:31,954 --> 00:23:35,377
They'll never suspect a thing.

296
00:23:37,918 --> 00:23:40,297
<i>♪ Nutbush city limits ♪</i>

297
00:23:43,173 --> 00:23:45,633
What? Eh?

298
00:23:45,634 --> 00:23:48,094
Guys, we're being followed
by a mobile cone.

299
00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:51,472
- No, Abu, we're not there yet.
- Turn left, you muppet!

300
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:53,808
Sat nav's a bit aggressive.

301
00:23:53,809 --> 00:23:56,561
I said take the next
left, you toilet!

302
00:23:56,562 --> 00:23:58,407
All right.

303
00:23:59,481 --> 00:24:01,232
Ah!

304
00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:03,577
Whoa!

305
00:24:08,532 --> 00:24:11,158
Oi, baldy, tell the old
girl to put her foot down

306
00:24:11,159 --> 00:24:12,952
or we'll be here all day!

307
00:24:12,953 --> 00:24:15,496
- It's set on angry white van man.
- I'm not angry!

308
00:24:15,497 --> 00:24:19,792
Isn't there a nicer setting,
like 'Milkman' or 'David Beckham'?

309
00:24:19,793 --> 00:24:23,254
Guys, can you seriously not see
this giant traffic cone?

310
00:24:23,255 --> 00:24:25,006
You should have gone
before we left.

311
00:24:25,007 --> 00:24:27,884
- I give up.
- Here we are - 'Sheila'.

312
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:31,190
Keep going until the roundabout.

313
00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:34,390
Here we go.

314
00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:37,226
- Which exit, Sheila?
- What are you asking me for?

315
00:24:37,227 --> 00:24:39,854
- How am I supposed to know...
- Oh, hang on.

316
00:24:39,855 --> 00:24:43,524
It's Sheila, the white van man's
even angrier ex-wife.

317
00:24:43,525 --> 00:24:45,902
- I'm gonna be sick.
- ...it's my fault that we get lost!

318
00:24:45,903 --> 00:24:50,364
My old fella was right about you!
I never should have married you!

319
00:24:50,365 --> 00:24:51,782
For God's sake, change it.

320
00:24:51,783 --> 00:24:54,410
The only other one
is 'Yakuza Boss'.

321
00:24:54,411 --> 00:24:57,038
It would honour us greatly

322
00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,874
if you would take second
exit off roundabout.

323
00:24:59,875 --> 00:25:01,970
This is much more pleasant.

324
00:25:03,587 --> 00:25:05,302
Oops!

325
00:25:09,426 --> 00:25:12,762
In 400 yards look
out for low bridge.

326
00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:14,555
He's very helpful, isn't he?

327
00:25:14,556 --> 00:25:17,725
But they eat tiny pieces of raw
fish, which seems terribly cruel.

328
00:25:17,726 --> 00:25:19,192
- Uh-oh.
- Hmm?

329
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:22,155
Ooh.

330
00:25:23,815 --> 00:25:26,741
Yes! Back of the net for Team Abu!

331
00:25:27,778 --> 00:25:28,995
Yeah!

332
00:25:34,785 --> 00:25:38,037
You have reached your destination.

333
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:40,631
- Arigato.
- Lovely.

334
00:25:41,250 --> 00:25:44,001
- Blackpool Tower?
- Blackpool?

335
00:25:44,002 --> 00:25:46,128
No. This is Blackpole.

336
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:49,969
- Really?
- Yeah. Look.

337
00:25:51,301 --> 00:25:54,262
Blackpole, home of the black pole.

338
00:25:54,263 --> 00:25:55,638
That's right.

339
00:25:55,639 --> 00:25:57,354
Oooh.

340
00:25:57,683 --> 00:25:59,445
Excuse me one moment.

341
00:26:00,644 --> 00:26:04,146
Where are you going with
sat nav, Harry San?

342
00:26:04,147 --> 00:26:05,481
What's he...?

343
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:07,233
Ooh.

344
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:10,160
Please return to car now.

345
00:26:11,071 --> 00:26:13,830
No! Can't swim.

346
00:26:21,331 --> 00:26:24,417
- Shall we find somewhere to stay?
- Yeah.

347
00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:26,002
Well, this looks cheap.

348
00:26:26,003 --> 00:26:28,679
Must check the sheets for curlies.

349
00:26:33,093 --> 00:26:34,844
Hello. We're looking for a room.

350
00:26:34,845 --> 00:26:37,853
- You've come to the right place.
- Let's show you round.

351
00:26:42,477 --> 00:26:45,646
<i>♪ Make yourself at home
In our B&B ♪</i>

352
00:26:45,647 --> 00:26:49,066
<i>♪ Treat the place like your own
In our B&B ♪</i>

353
00:26:49,067 --> 00:26:53,072
<i>♪ You won't feel so alone
In our B&B ♪</i>

354
00:26:54,698 --> 00:26:58,034
<i>♪ I'm afraid
We don't have space for parking ♪</i>

355
00:26:58,035 --> 00:27:00,202
<i>♪ Please excuse the dog ♪</i>

356
00:27:00,204 --> 00:27:03,295
<i>♪ He's always barking in our B&B ♪</i>

357
00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,335
<i>♪ We got a few house rules ♪</i>

358
00:27:07,336 --> 00:27:10,225
<i>♪ No need to feel ill at ease ♪</i>

359
00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:17,053
<i>♪ Each room has
Tea and coffee-making facilities ♪</i>

360
00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:18,471
Lovely.

361
00:27:18,472 --> 00:27:22,975
<i>♪ We finish serving
breakfast at 6:15 ♪</i>

362
00:27:22,976 --> 00:27:27,859
<i>♪ Mushrooms cost extra
If you're having beans ♪</i>

363
00:27:28,565 --> 00:27:32,401
<i>♪ Gonna treat you
right in our B&B ♪</i>

364
00:27:32,402 --> 00:27:35,279
<i>♪ It's a hundred a
night plus the VAT ♪</i>

365
00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:40,993
<i>♪ Please switch off the light
These bills are killin' me ♪</i>

366
00:27:40,994 --> 00:27:44,247
<i>♪ Top celebrities
Have found their way here ♪</i>

367
00:27:44,248 --> 00:27:49,012
<i>♪ Oh, we hope you have
A pleasant stay here in our B&B ♪</i>

368
00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:57,969
- Good night, Nan.
- Night, Harry.

369
00:27:57,970 --> 00:28:00,221
- Good night, Abu.
- Night.

370
00:28:00,222 --> 00:28:03,859
- Good night, The Magic Numbers.
- Good night, Harry.

371
00:28:29,334 --> 00:28:31,127
He's only got one week to live.

372
00:28:31,128 --> 00:28:33,341
Abu.

373
00:28:34,923 --> 00:28:37,433
He wants to go to Blackpool.

374
00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:41,345
Abu.

375
00:28:41,346 --> 00:28:43,264
Abu. Abu. Abu.

376
00:28:43,265 --> 00:28:45,027
Am

377
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:48,060
I know, you missed breakfast.

378
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:51,118
But don't worry,
I snuck up the toast rack.

379
00:28:52,399 --> 00:28:55,234
So how did you get into
the henchman business?

380
00:28:55,235 --> 00:28:56,861
Yeah, me too.

381
00:28:56,862 --> 00:28:59,655
I've henched for everyone.
Scaramanga.

382
00:28:59,656 --> 00:29:03,128
Lex Luthor. I did Tony Blair
for a couple of years.

383
00:29:04,369 --> 00:29:07,924
I'll tell you who's nice who you
wouldn't expect. Darth Vader.

384
00:29:10,584 --> 00:29:14,045
Well, thank you.
We've had the most lovely stay.

385
00:29:14,046 --> 00:29:16,923
Sorry about the stain.

386
00:29:16,924 --> 00:29:19,675
Thanks. Tell me, is there
much to see in Blackpole?

387
00:29:19,676 --> 00:29:24,639
- You've seen the pole, right?
- Yeah, yeah, we saw that yesterday.

388
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,696
Well, you can't go without seeing
the nuclear power station.

389
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:30,645
I thought that was IKEA.

390
00:29:30,646 --> 00:29:34,065
It's the number one tourist
attraction here in Blackpole.

391
00:29:34,066 --> 00:29:35,274
After the pole.

392
00:29:35,275 --> 00:29:38,444
Well, it certainly looks
entertaining and educational.

393
00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,489
What do you think, Abu?
After all, it's your special week.

394
00:29:41,490 --> 00:29:43,824
I'd rather gouge me eyes
out with a Twiglet.

395
00:29:43,825 --> 00:29:48,329
Well, if you feel that strongly
about it, power station it is.

396
00:29:48,330 --> 00:29:50,581
- Goodbye, Magic Numbers.
- Goodbye, Harry.

397
00:29:50,582 --> 00:29:52,208
Here we go again.

398
00:29:52,209 --> 00:29:54,754
Ooh.

399
00:29:56,880 --> 00:29:59,343
Oh, here they come.

400
00:30:00,050 --> 00:30:03,224
No. We can't draw attention.

401
00:30:10,519 --> 00:30:12,530
Sorry.

402
00:30:20,571 --> 00:30:23,033
Ow!

403
00:30:24,157 --> 00:30:26,409
Hello? Hello?

404
00:30:26,410 --> 00:30:29,798
- Can you smell burning?
- Hello? Anyone?

405
00:30:30,998 --> 00:30:33,674
- I can.
- Hello, me ducks.

406
00:30:34,626 --> 00:30:37,962
We're here for the tour. I've been ringing
that thing for the last 20 minutes.

407
00:30:37,963 --> 00:30:39,714
Oh, no. That's not a bell.

408
00:30:39,715 --> 00:30:43,009
That's the temperature booster
for the nuclear reactor.

409
00:30:43,010 --> 00:30:45,386
Oh, no.

410
00:30:45,387 --> 00:30:48,055
Meltdown imminent.

411
00:30:48,056 --> 00:30:50,317
Meltdown imminent.

412
00:30:51,059 --> 00:30:53,352
Meltdown narrowly averted.

413
00:30:53,353 --> 00:30:55,938
Sorry about that.

414
00:30:55,939 --> 00:30:58,608
It's our fault for putting
it on the reception desk.

415
00:30:58,609 --> 00:31:00,651
We've come for the guided tour.

416
00:31:00,652 --> 00:31:05,448
I'm sorry, dear. The tour guide's
only here Monday to Friday.

417
00:31:05,449 --> 00:31:08,161
- Gutted.
- Could I have a word?

418
00:31:10,913 --> 00:31:13,998
The hamster friend of ours,
I know he looks fine,

419
00:31:13,999 --> 00:31:15,499
but he's very ill.

420
00:31:15,501 --> 00:31:18,419
- Nan, what are you doing?
- He's only got a week to live.

421
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:21,714
- Your hands are cold.
- Bless him. And he's only young.

422
00:31:21,715 --> 00:31:24,759
Yeah. So if you could see your
way clear to showing us round.

423
00:31:24,760 --> 00:31:27,428
It'd mean the world to him.

424
00:31:27,429 --> 00:31:30,936
I'd love to, darling,
but I'm very busy, you see.

425
00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,771
Maybe this'll change your mind?

426
00:31:36,271 --> 00:31:41,534
But, sir, this is a
Nando's loyalty card.

427
00:31:42,361 --> 00:31:44,621
With all six stamps.

428
00:31:47,866 --> 00:31:50,709
You've got my number.

429
00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:54,830
And this board here gives us
all the relevant information

430
00:31:54,831 --> 00:31:57,541
for the reactor vessel.

431
00:31:57,543 --> 00:31:59,377
Have you got Wi-Fi?

432
00:31:59,378 --> 00:32:02,964
- Likewise the functionof this one.
- Now!

433
00:32:02,965 --> 00:32:06,467
- Except it relates to the steam generator.
- Yes.

434
00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:11,055
And right here we come all the way
down to the main one, which...

435
00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:13,099
Ah!

436
00:32:13,100 --> 00:32:15,059
Help me!

437
00:32:15,060 --> 00:32:17,311
Harry! I'm being sucked up!

438
00:32:17,312 --> 00:32:19,188
Ah!

439
00:32:19,189 --> 00:32:22,525
That's a big one, isn't it?

440
00:32:22,526 --> 00:32:27,076
This is where all the radioactive
waste exits into the water supply.

441
00:32:27,948 --> 00:32:30,658
This is the filtration system

442
00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:33,661
that ensures that the water
has zero possibility

443
00:32:33,662 --> 00:32:37,797
of any contamination
causing mutations.

444
00:32:40,252 --> 00:32:43,390
- Come with me.
- Did you...?

445
00:32:50,929 --> 00:32:54,515
Hello. Could I speak to Otto Hill, please?
It's one of his henchmen.

446
00:32:54,516 --> 00:32:56,767
- Woof woof.
- Is that you, Otto?

447
00:32:56,768 --> 00:32:59,395
Of course it's me. Now tell me
you've caught that hamster.

448
00:32:59,396 --> 00:33:01,981
Not exactly, boss, no.
He gave us the slip.

449
00:33:01,982 --> 00:33:05,651
- Gave you the slip? And the disguises?
- No, our disguises were impeccable.

450
00:33:05,652 --> 00:33:07,862
- Where is it, then?
- Look, it's a hamster.

451
00:33:07,863 --> 00:33:11,365
I'm sure he can't have got far.
He must be around here somewhere.

452
00:33:11,366 --> 00:33:14,035
What?

453
00:33:14,036 --> 00:33:17,580
- Hello? Hello?
- I think I might have found him.

454
00:33:17,581 --> 00:33:19,290
Call you back.

455
00:33:19,291 --> 00:33:21,334
Ah!

456
00:33:21,335 --> 00:33:24,253
Hello?

457
00:33:24,254 --> 00:33:26,385
The fools!

458
00:33:29,384 --> 00:33:31,645
Ah!

459
00:33:34,473 --> 00:33:36,484
Oh, please!

460
00:33:37,226 --> 00:33:39,439
To the cone!

461
00:33:41,355 --> 00:33:43,734
It's a giant hamster!

462
00:33:52,950 --> 00:33:55,493
The keys! Where are the keys?

463
00:33:55,494 --> 00:33:57,838
Come on! Oh, it's open.

464
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,510
Ah!

465
00:34:10,551 --> 00:34:12,468
Ah!

466
00:34:12,469 --> 00:34:15,442
I'm gonna be sick!

467
00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:20,726
And the canteen serves
a range of hot and cold food,

468
00:34:20,727 --> 00:34:23,187
and they do a roast on Wednesdays.

469
00:34:23,188 --> 00:34:25,983
- All this and a midweek roast, Nan.
- Oh, yes.

470
00:34:34,324 --> 00:34:36,585
Come on, men.

471
00:34:46,044 --> 00:34:49,714
I understand that the binding
energy of the nucleus is released

472
00:34:49,715 --> 00:34:52,300
when the atom is assembled
from its constituent nucleons.

473
00:34:52,301 --> 00:34:56,304
- But what's the mass defect?
- Weren't you listening?

474
00:34:56,305 --> 00:34:58,097
The mass defect of a nucleus

475
00:34:58,098 --> 00:35:02,059
is the difference between the total
mass of all its separate nucleons

476
00:35:02,060 --> 00:35:03,936
and the mass of the nucleus itself.

477
00:35:03,937 --> 00:35:05,949
- That's right.
- Of course.

478
00:35:14,072 --> 00:35:15,835
Do it!

479
00:35:23,916 --> 00:35:26,876
- Fancy a pint?
- Come on, men.

480
00:35:26,877 --> 00:35:30,254
Look, I know that was wrong,
but it felt so right.

481
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:33,549
Anything else you'd
like to know at all?

482
00:35:33,550 --> 00:35:36,427
Who'd have thought that thermonuclear
intra-molecular physics

483
00:35:36,428 --> 00:35:38,471
would be so easy to understand.

484
00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:41,724
- Abu? Abu?
- You're not gonna believe this.

485
00:35:41,725 --> 00:35:43,059
You're supposed to be ill.

486
00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:46,062
I just caused
a major international incident.

487
00:35:46,063 --> 00:35:49,065
You hear that?
Abu's found the gift shop.

488
00:35:49,066 --> 00:35:52,485
- Ah! Buy a phrase book!
- Thanks.

489
00:35:52,486 --> 00:35:54,278
Enjoy!

490
00:35:54,279 --> 00:35:56,656
This atomic winter snow globe's

491
00:35:56,657 --> 00:35:58,699
going straight on the mantelpiece.

492
00:35:58,700 --> 00:35:59,992
Or eBay.

493
00:35:59,993 --> 00:36:03,496
- Ouch! Get off!
- What's that?

494
00:36:03,497 --> 00:36:05,414
Watch where you're going, mush.

495
00:36:05,415 --> 00:36:08,334
That's what happens when you lie
concealed on a public thoroughfare.

496
00:36:08,335 --> 00:36:10,753
Look at your skin.

497
00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:13,297
What's your moisturising regime?

498
00:36:13,298 --> 00:36:16,175
Perhaps I should explain.

499
00:36:16,176 --> 00:36:19,679
I'm from an ancient
race of shell people

500
00:36:19,680 --> 00:36:22,557
called the Makuktuksoautrakuherx,

501
00:36:22,558 --> 00:36:24,600
which in your language
translates as...

502
00:36:24,601 --> 00:36:26,769
- Shell people?
- Yes.

503
00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:30,648
Well, I'm Harry,
this is Nan and our hamster Abu.

504
00:36:30,649 --> 00:36:34,402
- Yo, dude.
- Hi. My name's Barney Cull.

505
00:36:34,403 --> 00:36:36,571
- Barnacle.
- No. Barney Cull.

506
00:36:36,572 --> 00:36:40,283
- Barnacle.
- Do you think you could help me?

507
00:36:40,284 --> 00:36:42,618
Sorry, mate.
Haven't got any spare change.

508
00:36:42,619 --> 00:36:45,288
- I'm not homeless.
- You're sleeping on a beach, dude.

509
00:36:45,289 --> 00:36:49,969
- Just saying.
- Come, let me show you.

510
00:36:51,461 --> 00:36:55,016
- Actually, it's that way.
- That way?

511
00:36:57,050 --> 00:36:59,010
So they steal your children?

512
00:36:59,011 --> 00:37:04,265
Yeah, and then they sell them to
humans as ornaments for their houses.

513
00:37:04,266 --> 00:37:07,018
- Well, hello, you.
- Help!

514
00:37:07,019 --> 00:37:09,437
- Well, that's just sick.
- Yeah.

515
00:37:09,438 --> 00:37:11,898
Putting something that tacky
in your house.

516
00:37:11,899 --> 00:37:13,863
- What?
- Nan, please.

517
00:37:14,568 --> 00:37:16,611
Barney, this is your lucky day.

518
00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:19,238
I'm gonna go into that shop
and free those kids of yours

519
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:24,076
so that a whole new generation of
Makuktuksoautrakuherx may thrive.

520
00:37:24,077 --> 00:37:27,584
- How?
- With this debit card.

521
00:37:33,420 --> 00:37:36,547
Unbelievable! The prices in there.

522
00:37:36,548 --> 00:37:38,925
They think because they're
the only shop on the beach,

523
00:37:38,926 --> 00:37:41,302
they can charge what they
like and we'll just pay.

524
00:37:41,303 --> 00:37:43,730
Honestly, rip-off Britain or what!

525
00:37:45,057 --> 00:37:49,062
- Thanks for doing your best, Harry.
- Oh, no. This isn't over.

526
00:37:50,771 --> 00:37:53,064
OK, this plan is complicated
and dangerous.

527
00:37:53,065 --> 00:37:56,986
The slightest error, we may not
make it out alive, so listen up.

528
00:38:31,728 --> 00:38:34,108
Shh...

529
00:38:38,110 --> 00:38:40,987
OK, everything's gonna
be fine, guys. Don't worry.

530
00:38:40,988 --> 00:38:43,367
Just five minutes,
that's all it's gonna take.

531
00:38:45,742 --> 00:38:48,038
Where's Abu?

532
00:38:49,580 --> 00:38:51,831
Go, go! Go on, go on!

533
00:38:51,832 --> 00:38:54,375
- Hey, hey!
- Thank you.

534
00:38:54,376 --> 00:38:56,590
No need to thank me, ma'am.
Just doing me job.

535
00:38:57,296 --> 00:39:00,352
Well, that was easier
than I thought.

536
00:39:07,222 --> 00:39:09,436
Welcome to my home.

537
00:39:10,642 --> 00:39:14,437
- It stinks.
- Thank you. What's your name?

538
00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:17,315
- Thank you.
- Your people are so generous.

539
00:39:17,316 --> 00:39:19,825
You have done them great service.

540
00:39:20,444 --> 00:39:22,612
It stinks.

541
00:39:22,613 --> 00:39:24,791
Hmm. Oh!

542
00:39:25,407 --> 00:39:27,742
- What's that?
- Creamed blubber.

543
00:39:27,743 --> 00:39:30,536
It would be an insult to refuse it.

544
00:39:30,537 --> 00:39:32,288
- Great.
- Go on.

545
00:39:32,289 --> 00:39:35,583
- Cheers, everyone.
- Down the hatch, Harry.

546
00:39:35,584 --> 00:39:38,669
Oh.

547
00:39:38,670 --> 00:39:41,339
- Go on.
- Chewy bit.

548
00:39:41,340 --> 00:39:43,470
You're embarrassing me.

549
00:39:44,927 --> 00:39:46,689
- Come on.
- It's warm.

550
00:39:56,271 --> 00:39:58,485
That's me boy.

551
00:39:59,733 --> 00:40:01,947
He drank it!

552
00:40:03,570 --> 00:40:06,656
They fall for it every time!
Priceless!

553
00:40:06,657 --> 00:40:09,285
That's my kind of humour.

554
00:40:09,701 --> 00:40:11,464
I drank it.

555
00:40:19,253 --> 00:40:20,932
Eh?

556
00:40:22,214 --> 00:40:25,341
I am Conch, King of
the Shell People,

557
00:40:25,342 --> 00:40:29,011
Lord of the Estuary,
Protector of the Rock-Pool Realm

558
00:40:29,012 --> 00:40:32,353
and current Champion of the
Crustacean Amateur Darts League.

559
00:40:33,433 --> 00:40:37,728
We are here to honour
three brave heroes

560
00:40:37,729 --> 00:40:41,190
whose noble deeds and
selfless actions,

561
00:40:41,191 --> 00:40:43,109
with only superficial knowledge
of our race...

562
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:47,321
- Who's that?
- Michelle, the Conch's daughter

563
00:40:47,322 --> 00:40:52,118
and the most beautiful shell
woman in the entire kingdom.

564
00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,332
That she is.

565
00:40:55,372 --> 00:40:59,667
I bestow upon you the keys to the
Rock-Pool Realm for a period up to

566
00:40:59,668 --> 00:41:02,557
and including six weeks.
Terms and conditions apply.

567
00:41:02,963 --> 00:41:06,933
So, without further
ado, let us party!

568
00:41:18,812 --> 00:41:21,981
So I'm like 50 feet tall
and spitting fire bombs

569
00:41:21,982 --> 00:41:24,108
and there's lasers
coming out me eyes.

570
00:41:24,109 --> 00:41:26,694
And then this tank turns up. Yeah.

571
00:41:26,695 --> 00:41:28,696
- Do you know what he's saying?
- Not a clue.

572
00:41:28,697 --> 00:41:31,157
But the man's a hero,
so show a little respect.

573
00:41:31,158 --> 00:41:33,075
He's like so cute.

574
00:41:33,076 --> 00:41:35,912
You seem like a really
interesting guy.

575
00:41:35,913 --> 00:41:38,164
- You speak hamster?
- I get by.

576
00:41:38,165 --> 00:41:40,499
Come to the bar.
I'll buy you some blubber.

577
00:41:40,501 --> 00:41:42,084
- So what's your name?
- Rihanna.

578
00:41:42,085 --> 00:41:44,050
Wow!

579
00:41:57,518 --> 00:41:59,227
I'm afraid that seat's taken...

580
00:41:59,228 --> 00:42:02,980
by the most beautiful
girl in the world.

581
00:42:02,981 --> 00:42:05,107
My mother warned me
about men like you.

582
00:42:05,108 --> 00:42:07,860
I find that hard to believe.
There are no men like me.

583
00:42:07,861 --> 00:42:10,947
They say an arrogant man
is just compensating.

584
00:42:10,948 --> 00:42:12,782
The only compensation I'm seeking

585
00:42:12,783 --> 00:42:16,452
is for a fall I had at work
which wasn't my fault.

586
00:42:16,453 --> 00:42:18,746
Seriously, I'm owed like
four thousand pound.

587
00:42:18,747 --> 00:42:22,337
- Is that supposed to impress me?
- No. This is.

588
00:42:38,225 --> 00:42:40,024
Stop that!

589
00:42:40,686 --> 00:42:42,395
Outrageous.

590
00:42:42,396 --> 00:42:44,480
The ancient laws clearly state

591
00:42:44,481 --> 00:42:46,941
that 'inter-species carry on'
is strictly forbidden.

592
00:42:46,942 --> 00:42:49,735
- Yes.
- How can you stand in the way of love?

593
00:42:49,736 --> 00:42:52,029
He's right, Harry.

594
00:42:52,030 --> 00:42:54,782
As much as it hurts,
we can never be together.

595
00:42:54,783 --> 00:42:57,118
I'd be banished from my home.

596
00:42:57,119 --> 00:42:59,130
And?

597
00:43:01,331 --> 00:43:03,627
- No!
- Goodbye, Mr Stinkpot!

598
00:43:12,759 --> 00:43:14,594
<i>♪ Come with me ♪</i>

599
00:43:14,595 --> 00:43:17,263
<i>♪ Down in the deep blue sea ♪</i>

600
00:43:17,264 --> 00:43:19,682
<i>♪ Here where the seafood's free ♪</i>

601
00:43:19,683 --> 00:43:24,145
<i>♪ Down in the deep blue sea ♪</i>

602
00:43:24,146 --> 00:43:26,856
<i>♪ The weather's good
in the main here ♪</i>

603
00:43:26,857 --> 00:43:29,317
<i>♪ I've never once
seen it rain here ♪</i>

604
00:43:29,318 --> 00:43:31,944
<i>♪ You'll find life here is better ♪</i>

605
00:43:31,945 --> 00:43:35,323
<i>♪ Certainly it is wetter ♪</i>

606
00:43:35,324 --> 00:43:37,283
<i>♪ Come with me ♪</i>

607
00:43:37,284 --> 00:43:39,702
<i>♪ Down in the deep blue sea ♪</i>

608
00:43:39,703 --> 00:43:42,580
<i>♪ Pure hydrotherapy ♪</i>

609
00:43:42,581 --> 00:43:45,969
<i>♪ We'll get on swimmingly ♪</i>

610
00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:49,503
<i>♪ The ocean sparkles and twinkles ♪</i>

611
00:43:49,505 --> 00:43:51,714
<i>♪ And every breakfast is winkles ♪</i>

612
00:43:51,715 --> 00:43:54,592
<i>♪ Come where people
have shells on ♪</i>

613
00:43:54,593 --> 00:43:58,346
<i>♪ It's like Sea World
with bells on ♪</i>

614
00:43:58,347 --> 00:44:01,349
<i>♪ You'll feel at home in a jiffy ♪</i>

615
00:44:01,350 --> 00:44:04,143
<i>♪ Mobile reception is iffy ♪</i>

616
00:44:04,144 --> 00:44:06,854
<i>♪ Conga eels doing the conga ♪</i>

617
00:44:06,855 --> 00:44:10,611
<i>♪ Just hold your
breath a bit longer ♪</i>

618
00:44:13,195 --> 00:44:16,536
<i>♪ Down in the deep blue sea ♪</i>

619
00:44:20,661 --> 00:44:22,787
I couldn't breathe.

620
00:44:22,788 --> 00:44:25,831
There was water everywhere.
My eyes were stinging.

621
00:44:25,832 --> 00:44:28,627
There's no way I could
live down there.

622
00:44:38,053 --> 00:44:41,430
You made the right decision.

623
00:44:41,431 --> 00:44:44,850
Maybe I was too hasty.
We could have made it work.

624
00:44:44,852 --> 00:44:47,445
I could have invested in a snorkel.

625
00:44:54,611 --> 00:44:57,785
To be honest, I wasn't sure
about the smell either.

626
00:44:58,532 --> 00:45:02,833
- No, she was a nice girl...
- Not the right one for you.

627
00:45:04,204 --> 00:45:06,382
Nan. stop the car!

628
00:45:09,835 --> 00:45:14,516
Free stick of rock. Well, this
certainly needs looking into.

629
00:45:19,011 --> 00:45:23,014
- You look like a good sport, sir.
- Do I know you?

630
00:45:23,015 --> 00:45:25,359
Absolutely not.

631
00:45:28,979 --> 00:45:31,952
Beat the champ to win the prize.

632
00:45:32,608 --> 00:45:36,402
He's tiny. It'll be like taking
candy from a baby.

633
00:45:36,403 --> 00:45:38,905
- Harry.
- Literally. It doesn't seem fair.

634
00:45:38,906 --> 00:45:41,699
This is a wind-up.
There's bound to be a catch.

635
00:45:41,700 --> 00:45:45,290
Well, Abu, if you insist.
I'll do it.

636
00:45:47,247 --> 00:45:48,956
I won't be too hard on him, Nan.

637
00:45:48,957 --> 00:45:51,918
If you could just sign this
disclaimer before we start.

638
00:45:51,919 --> 00:45:54,629
- Disclaimer, of course.
- Don't sign it, you mug.

639
00:45:54,630 --> 00:45:56,756
- Thank you.
- Not at all.

640
00:45:56,757 --> 00:46:00,384
In the yellow corner,
the challenger,

641
00:46:00,385 --> 00:46:05,097
Harry 'Insert Nickname' Hill!

642
00:46:05,098 --> 00:46:07,391
Boo!

643
00:46:07,392 --> 00:46:09,894
Hey!

644
00:46:09,895 --> 00:46:11,854
And in the red corner,

645
00:46:11,855 --> 00:46:16,287
Kisko 'The Piston' Kalashnikov.

646
00:46:16,902 --> 00:46:18,819
Nan, start the car.

647
00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:21,822
But I thought I was
fighting the little guy.

648
00:46:21,823 --> 00:46:23,908
I'm just here to watch.

649
00:46:23,909 --> 00:46:26,661
12 rounds, win is by knockout,

650
00:46:26,662 --> 00:46:29,163
and if Harry loses,
he loses his hamster,

651
00:46:29,164 --> 00:46:31,457
as stated in this contract.

652
00:46:31,458 --> 00:46:34,126
- What did I tell you?
- It's a stitch-up.

653
00:46:34,127 --> 00:46:36,587
- Abu, there's a lesson in this.
- Really?

654
00:46:36,588 --> 00:46:38,756
When signing any kind
of legal document,

655
00:46:38,757 --> 00:46:41,267
always be sure to check
the small print.

656
00:46:46,598 --> 00:46:49,357
Look at him. He's a monster.

657
00:46:54,815 --> 00:46:57,574
- Round one!
- Go for his soft bits!

658
00:47:05,033 --> 00:47:06,962
Keep your guard up.

659
00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:11,706
That's it, tire him. Tire him.

660
00:47:11,707 --> 00:47:15,261
Turn round! Don't run away!

661
00:47:19,798 --> 00:47:22,343
Get in there! Punch him!

662
00:47:31,602 --> 00:47:34,437
Weave, Harry! Now get up!

663
00:47:34,438 --> 00:47:36,865
Get back in there! Go on!

664
00:47:37,399 --> 00:47:38,995
Ow!

665
00:47:45,866 --> 00:47:48,200
- Ow!
- Ugh!

666
00:47:48,202 --> 00:47:50,249
Yes! Yes!

667
00:47:52,372 --> 00:47:55,499
This is it, Harry. Last round.

668
00:47:55,501 --> 00:47:57,126
Sorry, Abu.

669
00:47:57,127 --> 00:47:59,337
- I don't think I can win.
- Do you think?

670
00:47:59,338 --> 00:48:01,797
He's like the offspring
of Mike Tyson and a troll.

671
00:48:01,798 --> 00:48:04,133
- We've had it.
- I know what the problem is.

672
00:48:04,134 --> 00:48:07,136
We never gave you a
training montage.

673
00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:09,555
Of course.

674
00:48:09,556 --> 00:48:11,515
Bob and weave, one,
two. One, two!

675
00:48:11,517 --> 00:48:14,477
<i>♪ You've got to fight
for what you want ♪</i>

676
00:48:14,478 --> 00:48:16,608
<i>♪ For all that you believe ♪</i>

677
00:48:17,606 --> 00:48:21,275
<i>♪ It's right to fight
for what we want ♪</i>

678
00:48:21,276 --> 00:48:23,656
<i>♪ To live the way we please ♪</i>

679
00:48:29,868 --> 00:48:33,873
Right, let's go and
win that fight. Go on.

680
00:48:34,206 --> 00:48:36,217
Ooh!

681
00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:43,422
Oh!

682
00:48:43,423 --> 00:48:45,518
No!

683
00:48:50,973 --> 00:48:54,058
- Yeah!
- Harry, get up! Get up!

684
00:48:54,059 --> 00:48:56,519
One! Two!

685
00:48:56,520 --> 00:48:58,021
Get up!

686
00:48:59,064 --> 00:49:01,107
I ain't scared of you!

687
00:49:01,108 --> 00:49:03,618
Three!

688
00:49:05,028 --> 00:49:06,791
Four!

689
00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:12,750
Tickle him.

690
00:49:15,205 --> 00:49:18,499
Tickle him. Tickle him.

691
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,834
Tickle him.

692
00:49:19,835 --> 00:49:22,049
Tickle him!

693
00:49:23,589 --> 00:49:24,640
Eh?

694
00:49:26,425 --> 00:49:30,228
Tickle, tickle, tickle,
tickle, tickle, tickle.

695
00:49:31,305 --> 00:49:33,806
Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle.

696
00:49:33,807 --> 00:49:35,736
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

697
00:49:36,768 --> 00:49:39,314
Tickle, tickle, tickle.

698
00:49:46,570 --> 00:49:48,748
Yeah!

699
00:49:54,661 --> 00:49:57,373
Harry! Harry!

700
00:49:59,791 --> 00:50:03,843
Harry! Harry! Harry! Harry!

701
00:50:04,755 --> 00:50:07,763
Oh, damn!

702
00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:15,736
Don't look at me like that.
Don't judge me.

703
00:50:16,016 --> 00:50:18,027
I'm still your little boy.

704
00:50:19,269 --> 00:50:21,898
Oh, so now you're siding with her?
Thanks a lot, Dad!

705
00:50:26,235 --> 00:50:29,373
Help. Help.

706
00:50:40,582 --> 00:50:44,544
- We've run out of petrol.
- Why didn't you stop for some then?

707
00:50:44,545 --> 00:50:47,129
To be honest, I fell
asleep just after you did.

708
00:50:47,130 --> 00:50:49,674
It's a miracle we're alive.

709
00:50:49,675 --> 00:50:52,468
There must be a petrol station
round here somewhere.

710
00:50:52,469 --> 00:50:54,887
- Abu, wait in the car.
- Can you get me a Twix?

711
00:50:54,888 --> 00:50:56,931
Of course.

712
00:50:56,932 --> 00:50:59,100
I almost forgot.

713
00:50:59,101 --> 00:51:02,645
Every year hundreds of animals die
needlessly in hot cars.

714
00:51:02,646 --> 00:51:04,939
So if you are leaving your pet,
even for just a minute,

715
00:51:04,940 --> 00:51:08,901
always remember
to wind down a window.

716
00:51:08,902 --> 00:51:11,330
And a copy of 'Nuts'.

717
00:51:17,953 --> 00:51:20,621
Sorted. Respect due.

718
00:51:20,622 --> 00:51:24,259
I might buy some charcoal briquettes.
They're always handy.

719
00:51:35,596 --> 00:51:38,848
K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

720
00:51:38,849 --> 00:51:40,778
Nan? Ah!

721
00:51:42,728 --> 00:51:44,020
You two, get away!

722
00:51:44,021 --> 00:51:46,400
Mind your fingers!

723
00:51:48,817 --> 00:51:52,205
Three pound on the nose.
You haven't lost your touch, Nan.

724
00:51:54,364 --> 00:51:57,337
Could I interest you
in our car wash?

725
00:51:58,452 --> 00:52:01,412
Maybe. There's so
many different types.

726
00:52:01,413 --> 00:52:04,373
- What's the difference?
- Wouldn't you like to know?

727
00:52:04,374 --> 00:52:07,835
<i>♪ Don't matter where you're going
Or where you've been ♪</i>

728
00:52:07,836 --> 00:52:11,380
<i>♪ Ford Escort or Ferrari
I'll get you clean ♪</i>

729
00:52:11,381 --> 00:52:15,102
<i>♪ I'll polish till you sparkle
Like a brand new pin ♪</i>

730
00:52:15,552 --> 00:52:19,055
<i>♪ Throw me your keys now, baby
And let's begin ♪</i>

731
00:52:19,056 --> 00:52:22,642
<i>♪ Drive through my car wash ♪</i>

732
00:52:22,643 --> 00:52:25,615
<i>♪ You'll be so clean
You'll say 'My gosh!' ♪</i>

733
00:52:26,396 --> 00:52:29,899
<i>♪ Worth every penny of your dosh ♪</i>

734
00:52:29,900 --> 00:52:33,361
<i>♪ Come take a drive
Through my car wash ♪</i>

735
00:52:33,362 --> 00:52:35,363
<i>♪ Let me tell you how I want it ♪</i>

736
00:52:35,364 --> 00:52:37,073
<i>♪ Put a little more
shine on my bonnet ♪</i>

737
00:52:37,074 --> 00:52:38,532
<i>♪ Here's the deal with turtle wax ♪</i>

738
00:52:38,534 --> 00:52:41,327
<i>♪ Bend your backs and
polish to the max ♪</i>

739
00:52:41,328 --> 00:52:44,205
<i>♪ A power jet to start
Then hot soapy brush ♪</i>

740
00:52:44,206 --> 00:52:47,416
<i>♪ Full valet, that is something
That you just can't rush ♪</i>

741
00:52:47,417 --> 00:52:51,587
<i>♪ Buy a new token
In case your time expires ♪</i>

742
00:52:51,588 --> 00:52:53,798
<i>♪ I'll shammy everything off ♪</i>

743
00:52:53,799 --> 00:52:55,977
<i>♪ Even your tyres ♪</i>

744
00:53:08,564 --> 00:53:12,900
<i>♪ Drive through my car wash ♪</i>

745
00:53:12,901 --> 00:53:15,827
<i>♪ You're good as new
You'll look dead posh ♪</i>

746
00:53:16,488 --> 00:53:20,199
<i>♪ We'll do it really
quick Bish bosh ♪</i>

747
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:23,327
<i>♪ Come take a drive
through my car wash ♪</i>

748
00:53:23,328 --> 00:53:26,965
<i>♪ Car wash! ♪</i>

749
00:53:30,878 --> 00:53:32,628
So what do you want, then?

750
00:53:32,629 --> 00:53:35,175
We don't actually
have our car with us.

751
00:53:36,008 --> 00:53:39,260
You made us sing that
massive song for nothing?

752
00:53:39,261 --> 00:53:41,304
Well...

753
00:53:41,305 --> 00:53:43,055
Some people!

754
00:53:43,056 --> 00:53:45,766
- Disco car wash song.
- Time wasters!

755
00:53:45,767 --> 00:53:47,862
Yeah, very original.

756
00:53:53,025 --> 00:53:55,109
Right, grab him. Let's go.

757
00:53:55,110 --> 00:53:57,236
- Help!
- It's them.

758
00:53:57,237 --> 00:54:01,040
Harry! Help! They're getting away!

759
00:54:02,034 --> 00:54:03,796
Harry!

760
00:54:05,704 --> 00:54:08,000
Where's all the petrol gone, Nan?

761
00:54:10,667 --> 00:54:14,128
For God's sake, Nan. I thought
you'd completed all 12 steps.

762
00:54:14,129 --> 00:54:15,838
Well...

763
00:54:15,839 --> 00:54:18,812
Well, it doesn't matter, does it?
We're not going nowhere. Look.

764
00:54:22,888 --> 00:54:26,182
Abu, if you were hot, you could have
nuzzled up to the open window.

765
00:54:26,183 --> 00:54:28,142
That's just vandalism.

766
00:54:28,143 --> 00:54:29,942
Huh!

767
00:54:33,357 --> 00:54:35,191
He got away?

768
00:54:35,192 --> 00:54:36,741
Huh?

769
00:54:37,486 --> 00:54:40,613
And that's the best you've
got, is it? He got away?

770
00:54:40,614 --> 00:54:42,365
Yeah.

771
00:54:42,366 --> 00:54:46,335
I mean, how hard can it
be to catch a hamster?

772
00:54:48,205 --> 00:54:50,873
We tried our best. It's been
more difficult than we thought.

773
00:54:50,874 --> 00:54:53,125
Yes, I dare say it was difficult
trying to find a frock

774
00:54:53,126 --> 00:54:55,670
to fit a seven-foot lump like him.

775
00:54:55,671 --> 00:54:58,172
Actually, many of those
were my designs.

776
00:54:58,173 --> 00:55:00,091
My mother has a sewing machine.

777
00:55:00,092 --> 00:55:02,510
While you've been playing dress-up,
I've been forking out.

778
00:55:02,511 --> 00:55:06,017
Have you any idea how much
all of this has cost?

779
00:55:06,598 --> 00:55:08,975
Take a wild guess.
Don't. I'll tell you.

780
00:55:08,976 --> 00:55:11,102
£12,000, yeah?

781
00:55:11,103 --> 00:55:13,813
I think you'll agree that's
rather a lot of money.

782
00:55:13,814 --> 00:55:15,982
We really are sorry.

783
00:55:15,983 --> 00:55:21,237
I must have the hamster by tomorrow
or it will all be for nothing!

784
00:55:21,238 --> 00:55:24,490
I know the date's arbitrary, but if
I don't set some sort of deadline,

785
00:55:24,491 --> 00:55:26,158
nothing ever gets done around here.

786
00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:31,247
Which is why I have decided
to get you two a little help.

787
00:55:31,248 --> 00:55:34,422
So, are you really as good
as they say you are?

788
00:55:39,089 --> 00:55:41,465
Oui.

789
00:55:41,466 --> 00:55:43,134
Excellent.

790
00:55:43,135 --> 00:55:46,387
- La master du disguise.
- Huh.

791
00:55:46,388 --> 00:55:48,684
- Hey, hey!
- Come on.

792
00:55:51,268 --> 00:55:55,107
- Well, forget that.
- Probably a serial killer.

793
00:55:55,772 --> 00:55:58,065
106 miles, walking?

794
00:55:58,066 --> 00:56:01,324
You sure you haven't got
change for the megabus?

795
00:56:02,821 --> 00:56:05,489
Oh... Ah.

796
00:56:05,490 --> 00:56:07,825
- A shell?
- Harry. Harry?

797
00:56:07,826 --> 00:56:10,828
Harry. Harry.

798
00:56:10,829 --> 00:56:12,663
Abu!

799
00:56:12,664 --> 00:56:16,125
- What you doing?
- Nothing. Just...

800
00:56:16,126 --> 00:56:18,636
At this rate
we'll never get to Blackpool.

801
00:56:26,345 --> 00:56:28,439
It's stopping! Come on, Nan.

802
00:56:32,226 --> 00:56:35,020
Hi, guys. Need a ride?

803
00:56:42,903 --> 00:56:44,862
- Do we know you?
- Oh, come on.

804
00:56:44,863 --> 00:56:48,366
Know them? That's international teen
singing sensation, Justin Bieber,

805
00:56:48,367 --> 00:56:51,619
and his equally famous
girlfriend... Erm...

806
00:56:51,620 --> 00:56:54,163
That's not Justin Bieber.
Are you blind?

807
00:56:54,164 --> 00:56:55,581
That's it. Selena Gomez.

808
00:56:55,582 --> 00:56:59,252
And may I say you're
looking delightful.

809
00:56:59,253 --> 00:57:02,171
It's amazing how different
celebrities look in real life,

810
00:57:02,172 --> 00:57:04,799
because you look
like a fully matured man.

811
00:57:04,800 --> 00:57:07,885
Do I? How funny, because
I'm definitely Justin Bieber.

812
00:57:07,886 --> 00:57:09,595
I'm only 16 or something.

813
00:57:09,596 --> 00:57:11,857
What, and you left your monkey
at the airport?

814
00:57:12,808 --> 00:57:16,519
- Justin, your hair is...
- Luxuriant and beautiful?

815
00:57:16,520 --> 00:57:20,106
Yes, everyone always comments
on my trademark haircut.

816
00:57:20,107 --> 00:57:21,359
See?

817
00:57:22,025 --> 00:57:24,737
- Nan, this guy's a mess.
- I know.

818
00:57:25,612 --> 00:57:28,739
Now we're all best friends, I'd like
to give you these front-row tickets

819
00:57:28,740 --> 00:57:30,324
to see an amazing band.

820
00:57:30,325 --> 00:57:32,577
- Band, Justin?
- Yes.

821
00:57:32,578 --> 00:57:36,414
The greatest living all-canine
'Jackson 5' tribute band.

822
00:57:36,415 --> 00:57:40,384
'The Dachshund Five'.
I'm their manager.

823
00:57:41,128 --> 00:57:45,256
No, you're not. You're a
hamster-snatching psychopath.

824
00:57:45,257 --> 00:57:47,717
Don't gush, Abu. Forgive
my friend. He's a massive fan.

825
00:57:47,718 --> 00:57:50,803
Driver, are we there yet?

826
00:57:50,804 --> 00:57:54,098
Almost. How do you say?
30 minutes.

827
00:57:54,099 --> 00:57:56,811
And then it's show time.

828
00:58:15,996 --> 00:58:18,122
We're here, Abu.

829
00:58:18,123 --> 00:58:20,467
Smell that Blackpool air.

830
00:58:22,169 --> 00:58:24,548
I could murder a kebab.

831
00:58:42,105 --> 00:58:44,734
Hey, hey, mind my tail.

832
00:58:45,609 --> 00:58:47,371
Merci.

833
00:58:48,195 --> 00:58:50,159
Oh!

834
00:58:50,447 --> 00:58:52,156
Great seats.

835
00:58:52,157 --> 00:58:56,160
Now, a novelty T-shirt
and cushion for you, Abu.

836
00:58:56,161 --> 00:59:00,332
And, Harry, I got you a hat and
this 'Dachshund Five' aftershave.

837
00:59:02,042 --> 00:59:04,710
Wet Dog. Hmm.
Nothing for yourself, Nan?

838
00:59:04,711 --> 00:59:07,004
Oh, yeah. I had this done.

839
00:59:07,005 --> 00:59:08,965
- That's a bit hardcore.
- Dear God.

840
00:59:08,966 --> 00:59:10,800
Wait till you see the
one I had done here.

841
00:59:10,801 --> 00:59:12,053
It's starting.

842
00:59:22,479 --> 00:59:24,939
Which one's Michael Dachshund?

843
00:59:24,940 --> 00:59:27,650
- Second from the end.
- No, that's Jermaine.

844
00:59:27,651 --> 00:59:29,527
Is it? Oh, yeah.

845
00:59:29,528 --> 00:59:32,280
Oooh!

846
00:59:32,281 --> 00:59:33,616
It's great.

847
00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:46,592
Oh!

848
00:59:49,756 --> 00:59:52,266
- He's gonna moonwalk!
- Go on.

849
00:59:55,846 --> 00:59:58,139
Michelle? It's Michelle!

850
00:59:58,140 --> 01:00:01,475
- Tell her to call back.
- But she's here.

851
01:00:01,476 --> 01:00:03,358
How come you're in Blackpool?

852
01:00:08,525 --> 01:00:10,151
Come on!

853
01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:12,820
- Get in the...
- What about me cushion?

854
01:00:12,821 --> 01:00:15,740
Harry! Harry!

855
01:00:15,741 --> 01:00:17,954
- All right, Abu?
- Oui.

856
01:00:22,039 --> 01:00:24,418
I wanna go for a...

857
01:00:28,962 --> 01:00:30,880
- Harry!
- Michelle!

858
01:00:30,881 --> 01:00:33,090
What are you doing here?

859
01:00:33,091 --> 01:00:35,176
I ran away from my
dad to be with you.

860
01:00:35,177 --> 01:00:37,845
No, I mean what are you doing
in here? This is the gents.

861
01:00:37,846 --> 01:00:40,514
- I said to meet in the lobby.
- I couldn't wait another moment.

862
01:00:40,516 --> 01:00:42,475
I've been so miserable
since you left.

863
01:00:42,476 --> 01:00:44,685
- I think...
- Yes?

864
01:00:44,686 --> 01:00:47,730
- I love you.
- I think I love you too.

865
01:00:47,731 --> 01:00:50,075
- Oh, Harry!
- Oh, Michelle.

866
01:00:52,819 --> 01:00:56,077
- Towel?
- Lovely, thank you.

867
01:01:07,167 --> 01:01:08,882
Come on, don't be shy.

868
01:01:13,674 --> 01:01:17,009
Great news, guys.
We've decided to give it a go.

869
01:01:17,010 --> 01:01:20,268
Harry. Quick word.

870
01:01:21,390 --> 01:01:24,058
- I really hate...
- What?

871
01:01:24,059 --> 01:01:25,643
- I said I...
- I can't hear you!

872
01:01:25,644 --> 01:01:29,146
I said I really hate Michelle!

873
01:01:29,147 --> 01:01:33,236
She's got a face like an oyster's
backside and her breath stinks of fish!

874
01:01:35,654 --> 01:01:37,868
Awkward.

875
01:01:46,415 --> 01:01:48,130
Yahoo!

876
01:01:51,044 --> 01:01:54,931
<i>♪ Celebrate good times, come on! ♪</i>

877
01:02:09,563 --> 01:02:13,153
Watch the... And ooh...

878
01:02:16,236 --> 01:02:18,112
And again.

879
01:02:18,113 --> 01:02:20,124
Oooh.

880
01:02:21,950 --> 01:02:23,879
Chip... nose...

881
01:02:24,703 --> 01:02:28,174
All right, this has gone on
long enough. Shake hands.

882
01:02:31,627 --> 01:02:33,169
Yeah, yeah, real mature.

883
01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:36,172
You steppin' to me fam?
'Cause I will bruck you up!

884
01:02:36,173 --> 01:02:40,009
- Yeah, bring it fam.
- No, Abu, you're allergic to fish.

885
01:02:40,010 --> 01:02:41,719
Num, num, num.

886
01:02:41,720 --> 01:02:44,515
Hang on a minute. That's not Abu.

887
01:02:45,557 --> 01:02:49,060
No, it's a specially adapted
hoody. Who are you?

888
01:02:49,061 --> 01:02:53,272
Je m'appelle Renard Depardieu,
the master of disguise.

889
01:02:53,273 --> 01:02:55,107
- Which guys?
- Disguise.

890
01:02:55,108 --> 01:02:59,278
- I don't see any guys.
- Not 'these guys'. Disguise.

891
01:02:59,279 --> 01:03:04,533
Never mind that.
What have you done with Abu?

892
01:03:04,535 --> 01:03:06,577
- The hamster?
- Yes.

893
01:03:06,578 --> 01:03:09,247
He has been kidnapped
by these guys.

894
01:03:09,248 --> 01:03:12,667
- How can you be kidnapped by a disguise?
- Not 'disguise'.

895
01:03:12,668 --> 01:03:15,670
- These guys.
- Think he's saying 'these guys'.

896
01:03:15,671 --> 01:03:18,839
- Voila. - I knew that.
- I was just playing along with him.

897
01:03:18,841 --> 01:03:22,846
- What have they done with him?
- You will never find out.

898
01:03:23,637 --> 01:03:27,144
- Ha! Au revoir.
- Oh.

899
01:03:32,855 --> 01:03:36,906
<i>♪ We've got a hamster
In the boot for our boss! ♪</i>

900
01:03:39,152 --> 01:03:40,611
Sing it, Kisko!

901
01:03:40,612 --> 01:03:44,000
<i>♪ Celebrate good times, come on! ♪</i>

902
01:03:46,076 --> 01:03:48,669
The stick of rock. That's it!

903
01:03:50,998 --> 01:03:52,760
Abu!

904
01:03:53,917 --> 01:03:56,419
Abu!

905
01:03:56,420 --> 01:03:58,713
Come home!

906
01:03:58,714 --> 01:04:00,927
Bring yourself home!

907
01:04:01,717 --> 01:04:05,389
It's all getting a bit
'Les Misérables', isn't it?

908
01:04:05,637 --> 01:04:09,098
<i>♪ Where are you now, friend
Lost in the night? ♪</i>

909
01:04:09,099 --> 01:04:11,726
<i>♪ How could I let you
out of my sight? ♪</i>

910
01:04:11,727 --> 01:04:16,195
<i>♪ I wander the streets of Blackpool and cry
'Don't let him die!' ♪</i>

911
01:04:18,525 --> 01:04:20,651
<i>♪ I've interfered and
made such a mess ♪</i>

912
01:04:20,652 --> 01:04:23,613
<i>♪ Spoiled Harry's chance
To find happiness ♪</i>

913
01:04:23,614 --> 01:04:26,449
<i>♪ My family's wrecked
My love has gone too ♪</i>

914
01:04:26,450 --> 01:04:29,160
<i>♪ What can I do? ♪</i>

915
01:04:29,161 --> 01:04:32,163
<i>♪ And the rain falls in my heart ♪</i>

916
01:04:32,164 --> 01:04:35,291
<i>♪ Will all my searching
be in vain? ♪</i>

917
01:04:35,292 --> 01:04:38,127
<i>♪ And it's pouring down my drain ♪</i>

918
01:04:38,128 --> 01:04:40,673
<i>♪ I feel the rain
fall in my heart ♪</i>

919
01:04:44,092 --> 01:04:47,053
<i>♪ I hurt my daughter
Put her through hell ♪</i>

920
01:04:47,054 --> 01:04:49,472
<i>♪ Need to relax
Come out of my shell ♪</i>

921
01:04:49,473 --> 01:04:52,975
<i>♪ Won't rest
Till I have revenge on my twin ♪</i>

922
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,353
<i>♪ God, let me win ♪</i>

923
01:04:55,354 --> 01:04:58,606
<i>♪ It just isn't fair
We take all the blame ♪</i>

924
01:04:58,607 --> 01:05:03,486
<i>♪ Perhaps we should get out
Of the henchman game ♪</i>

925
01:05:03,487 --> 01:05:06,322
<i>♪ Papier méché
Au revoir, géteaux ♪</i>

926
01:05:06,323 --> 01:05:08,950
<i>♪ At any second this
place could blow ♪</i>

927
01:05:08,951 --> 01:05:11,869
<i>♪ My doggy's well trained
He stays in his bed ♪</i>

928
01:05:11,870 --> 01:05:14,747
<i>♪ He loves playing dead ♪</i>

929
01:05:14,748 --> 01:05:17,917
<i>♪ And the rain Falls in my heart ♪</i>

930
01:05:17,918 --> 01:05:20,836
<i>♪ I've seen the
business take a dive ♪</i>

931
01:05:20,838 --> 01:05:24,173
<i>♪ Will our B&B survive? ♪</i>

932
01:05:24,174 --> 01:05:26,926
<i>♪ I feel the rain
fall in my heart ♪</i>

933
01:05:26,927 --> 01:05:29,971
<i>♪ And the rain falls in my heart ♪</i>

934
01:05:29,972 --> 01:05:34,100
<i>♪ Rain falls in my heart ♪</i>

935
01:05:34,101 --> 01:05:37,323
<i>♪ Falls in my heart ♪</i>

936
01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:41,366
- Harry, look.
- Eh?

937
01:05:43,777 --> 01:05:48,698
Yeah, shocking, innit? Especially
when there's a bin just there.

938
01:05:48,699 --> 01:05:51,158
Barbecued beef.

939
01:05:51,159 --> 01:05:54,465
No. It can't be.

940
01:06:04,840 --> 01:06:08,551
I'd recognise that look anywhere.
That's your flashback face.

941
01:06:08,552 --> 01:06:12,763
You're right, Harry, and I think
I know where we'll find Abu.

942
01:06:12,764 --> 01:06:17,398
Follow the smell of barbecued beef.

943
01:06:25,152 --> 01:06:26,914
A key!

944
01:06:28,780 --> 01:06:30,543
Ow!

945
01:06:34,203 --> 01:06:36,245
Ah!

946
01:06:36,246 --> 01:06:38,748
Give me a biscuit and
nibble my hoops.

947
01:06:38,749 --> 01:06:40,791
If it isn't my brother's hamster.

948
01:06:40,792 --> 01:06:43,505
I've been expecting you.

949
01:06:46,840 --> 01:06:48,639
Bit loud.

950
01:06:58,644 --> 01:07:00,478
Come on.

951
01:07:00,479 --> 01:07:02,897
- What about Michelle?
- Forget about her.

952
01:07:02,898 --> 01:07:04,607
That girl's only good
for one thing.

953
01:07:04,608 --> 01:07:06,859
A knob of garlic butter
and a side order of fries.

954
01:07:06,860 --> 01:07:09,278
- Nan!
- Come on.

955
01:07:09,279 --> 01:07:10,988
Start again. One...

956
01:07:10,989 --> 01:07:14,867
Two... three... four... five...

957
01:07:14,868 --> 01:07:19,217
42,003... 42,004... 42,005...

958
01:07:20,207 --> 01:07:23,501
I'll never eat another barbecued
beef Hula Hoop as long as I live.

959
01:07:23,502 --> 01:07:26,214
Oh, look, Nan.

960
01:07:27,673 --> 01:07:30,978
Harry, I think we should
get out of here.

961
01:07:32,469 --> 01:07:34,765
- Shh!
- Not without Abu.

962
01:07:36,557 --> 01:07:39,767
Face it, if this was a film
and you saw that,

963
01:07:39,768 --> 01:07:41,602
what would you be
shouting at the screen?

964
01:07:41,603 --> 01:07:44,397
Turn around! Go back!

965
01:07:44,398 --> 01:07:47,489
I know, but we must save Abu.

966
01:07:51,321 --> 01:07:53,084
'This is it.'

967
01:08:05,878 --> 01:08:07,759
Otto!

968
01:08:09,506 --> 01:08:12,135
Welcome back to Blackpool.

969
01:08:12,718 --> 01:08:14,677
Fancy a Hula Hoop?

970
01:08:14,678 --> 01:08:17,763
It's like looking in the mirror,
only at Halloween.

971
01:08:17,764 --> 01:08:19,473
Ah Harry, always the joker.

972
01:08:19,474 --> 01:08:22,435
Perhaps this will wipe
the smile off your face.

973
01:08:22,436 --> 01:08:23,728
Harry!

974
01:08:23,729 --> 01:08:26,105
They've got me!

975
01:08:26,106 --> 01:08:27,064
Abu!

976
01:08:27,065 --> 01:08:29,609
Well, who did you expect?
Kermit the flipping frog?

977
01:08:29,610 --> 01:08:32,194
What do you want, Otto?
Years ago we were separated.

978
01:08:32,196 --> 01:08:34,238
- Why now?
- The hamster, Harry.

979
01:08:34,239 --> 01:08:36,449
The hamster I never had.

980
01:08:36,450 --> 01:08:40,494
You always got everything, didn't you?
The house, the toys, her!

981
01:08:40,495 --> 01:08:42,580
While I was sleeping rough

982
01:08:42,581 --> 01:08:46,083
with a pack of stray dogs next to
the M6, living off Pedigree Chum.

983
01:08:46,084 --> 01:08:47,960
Have you any idea what it's like

984
01:08:47,961 --> 01:08:50,546
to have to lick your
own bum, just to fit in?

985
01:08:50,547 --> 01:08:53,591
I can't say I have... Once.

986
01:08:53,592 --> 01:08:55,301
Once.

987
01:08:55,302 --> 01:08:58,012
Everything in my world
was out of my control,

988
01:08:58,013 --> 01:09:01,974
which is why I built a new world,
a perfect world,

989
01:09:01,975 --> 01:09:04,101
where I control everything.

990
01:09:04,102 --> 01:09:05,734
Harry!

991
01:09:16,198 --> 01:09:19,116
- Plastination!
- Yeah!

992
01:09:19,117 --> 01:09:21,830
Hang on a minute,
how did you know that?

993
01:09:26,250 --> 01:09:27,708
Just a hunch.

994
01:09:27,709 --> 01:09:29,961
Plastination!
Such a wonderful process.

995
01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:34,227
It gives the effect of taxidermy while
keeping the animal very much alive.

996
01:09:38,387 --> 01:09:40,972
Just to take the curse
off it, you know.

997
01:09:40,973 --> 01:09:42,723
Now, prepare Abu,

998
01:09:42,724 --> 01:09:44,600
he's my centrepiece,

999
01:09:44,601 --> 01:09:46,811
a tiny hamster Harry Hill,

1000
01:09:46,812 --> 01:09:50,117
to be beaten by a tiny
hamster me, for eternity!

1001
01:09:50,691 --> 01:09:52,984
You're an evil twin!

1002
01:09:52,985 --> 01:09:55,194
I know.

1003
01:09:55,195 --> 01:09:57,196
Help me, please.

1004
01:09:57,197 --> 01:09:58,656
Let's have some music.

1005
01:09:58,657 --> 01:10:00,992
Vet! Commence plastination.

1006
01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:03,202
- No!
- I have got a name, you know?

1007
01:10:03,203 --> 01:10:06,046
- Harry!
- Good, innit?

1008
01:10:07,165 --> 01:10:09,375
Worst holiday ever!

1009
01:10:09,376 --> 01:10:11,335
- No! Abu!
- Stop it, please!

1010
01:10:11,336 --> 01:10:12,670
I'm coming!

1011
01:10:12,671 --> 01:10:14,719
Fight. Thank God!

1012
01:10:15,966 --> 01:10:17,341
Get her, Kisko.

1013
01:10:17,342 --> 01:10:19,260
Ha!

1014
01:10:19,261 --> 01:10:22,638
Kung Fu sequence eh? Bit old hat!

1015
01:10:22,639 --> 01:10:26,229
See how you like my Nan Fu! He-ya!

1016
01:10:32,274 --> 01:10:34,535
How come you always
had the runny egg?

1017
01:10:35,652 --> 01:10:37,700
I thought you preferred
hard boiled!

1018
01:10:40,616 --> 01:10:42,710
Ow!

1019
01:10:45,454 --> 01:10:48,082
Why did you never let me have
a go on your Chopper bike?

1020
01:10:48,957 --> 01:10:52,049
- I thought you preferred the Grifter bike!
- Get off me!

1021
01:10:53,504 --> 01:10:55,551
No! Brrr!

1022
01:11:05,140 --> 01:11:07,685
Hot, hot, hot, hot...

1023
01:11:09,269 --> 01:11:11,395
Nan!

1024
01:11:11,396 --> 01:11:14,857
No! Please! Not me! It looks hurty!

1025
01:11:14,858 --> 01:11:16,704
Nan! Help me!

1026
01:11:22,324 --> 01:11:24,869
- Harry!
- What did you do that for?

1027
01:11:25,619 --> 01:11:28,704
Sorry, I never could
tell you two apart.

1028
01:11:28,705 --> 01:11:30,748
That's how come I sent
Otto away in the first place.

1029
01:11:30,749 --> 01:11:32,458
What?

1030
01:11:32,459 --> 01:11:34,471
Fine. I'll do it myself.

1031
01:11:35,087 --> 01:11:36,802
Oh, you dirty boy.

1032
01:11:37,965 --> 01:11:39,894
Vet! Release the brains!

1033
01:11:42,427 --> 01:11:44,190
Come to Daddy!

1034
01:11:48,100 --> 01:11:50,643
The brains are coming!

1035
01:11:50,644 --> 01:11:53,617
Ah! Quick, Nan! Run!

1036
01:11:57,150 --> 01:11:58,913
That-a-way.

1037
01:11:59,361 --> 01:12:00,910
What the...?

1038
01:12:42,362 --> 01:12:43,781
I'm off!

1039
01:12:49,745 --> 01:12:51,507
Later!

1040
01:13:00,047 --> 01:13:03,601
- The doors locked!
- Play your recorder then!

1041
01:13:14,728 --> 01:13:16,989
Just my luck! Music lovers!

1042
01:13:19,775 --> 01:13:21,490
Who's for a headache?

1043
01:13:27,533 --> 01:13:29,829
Heard you were in a
spot of bother H!

1044
01:13:30,118 --> 01:13:33,162
Barney! Where did you get
the rocket launcher?

1045
01:13:33,163 --> 01:13:36,255
Door to door arms dealer.
Got his number off the chickens.

1046
01:13:37,501 --> 01:13:40,557
There's someone
who's been looking for you.

1047
01:13:41,129 --> 01:13:43,130
- Harry!
- Michelle!

1048
01:13:43,131 --> 01:13:44,811
I knew you'd come back.

1049
01:13:49,805 --> 01:13:54,688
It seems I was wrong about you,
fish face... I mean Michelle.

1050
01:13:55,561 --> 01:13:58,771
- Right, let's rescue Abu.
- Or stay here and kiss some more?

1051
01:13:58,772 --> 01:14:02,492
- Harry.
- He's only got a few days left anyway.

1052
01:14:02,651 --> 01:14:06,039
- Alright then.
- Come on. Abu!

1053
01:14:12,035 --> 01:14:14,829
Fatima!

1054
01:14:14,830 --> 01:14:16,296
Achmed!

1055
01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:19,678
Steve?

1056
01:14:20,210 --> 01:14:22,839
- Abu!
- Harry!

1057
01:14:23,839 --> 01:14:25,298
What?

1058
01:14:25,299 --> 01:14:27,061
No!

1059
01:14:29,178 --> 01:14:31,053
You're coming with me.

1060
01:14:31,054 --> 01:14:33,268
Abu!

1061
01:14:34,224 --> 01:14:35,975
Abu?

1062
01:14:35,976 --> 01:14:38,227
Come quick! Take a look at this!

1063
01:14:38,228 --> 01:14:40,406
Coming.

1064
01:14:43,609 --> 01:14:45,739
Blimey! He got up there fast!

1065
01:14:46,361 --> 01:14:48,540
- Abu!
- Help!

1066
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:52,241
You got 20p? Nan!

1067
01:14:52,242 --> 01:14:55,915
- You got a...? Anyone?
- No.

1068
01:14:56,455 --> 01:14:59,463
You lot wait here.
I'm gonna go and get him.

1069
01:15:11,845 --> 01:15:15,103
- I can't believe the lift wasn't working.
- Ah!

1070
01:15:18,852 --> 01:15:21,437
You'll never get away with this.

1071
01:15:21,438 --> 01:15:23,237
- Just watch me!
- Harry!

1072
01:15:30,614 --> 01:15:33,041
Oh!

1073
01:15:34,034 --> 01:15:38,086
Seriously, who climbs Blackpool
Tower in those shoes?

1074
01:15:38,205 --> 01:15:39,967
Careful, Harry!

1075
01:15:41,917 --> 01:15:44,806
You've got nowhere to go, Otto.
Hand him over!

1076
01:15:45,087 --> 01:15:48,923
That's certainly one option,
or I could just do this.

1077
01:15:48,924 --> 01:15:50,604
Harry!

1078
01:15:51,802 --> 01:15:53,398
Au revoir.

1079
01:15:53,762 --> 01:15:55,471
Ow!

1080
01:15:55,472 --> 01:15:57,686
Get off! Get off!

1081
01:16:00,477 --> 01:16:02,853
Hold on.

1082
01:16:02,855 --> 01:16:05,068
Nan!

1083
01:16:05,732 --> 01:16:07,946
- Guess who?
- Harry!

1084
01:16:08,443 --> 01:16:11,070
I'm coming, Abu. I'm coming.

1085
01:16:11,071 --> 01:16:13,155
Nan and Harry! Hurrah!

1086
01:16:13,156 --> 01:16:14,872
Try and get closer, Nan.

1087
01:16:15,951 --> 01:16:19,120
I expect you're wondering
how I learnt to fly a helicopter?

1088
01:16:19,121 --> 01:16:24,250
Well, I spent three years out in 'Nam
flying the old H-46's for the green berets.

1089
01:16:24,251 --> 01:16:27,044
I was first out of Saigon
when things started to get sticky,

1090
01:16:27,045 --> 01:16:30,673
and I've spent the last 8 years ferrying
the Pope to corporate engagements.

1091
01:16:30,674 --> 01:16:34,302
Roger that, Harry. On my way.

1092
01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:38,604
- Stop flapping and start scrapping.
- Undo his buttons, Abu!

1093
01:16:39,016 --> 01:16:41,642
Give me my hamster!

1094
01:16:41,643 --> 01:16:44,023
Bite him where it hurts!

1095
01:16:46,356 --> 01:16:49,358
You two are about as
helpful as a bag of farts.

1096
01:16:49,359 --> 01:16:51,527
Do something!

1097
01:16:51,528 --> 01:16:55,489
You know what? I think we're
working for the wrong brother.

1098
01:16:55,490 --> 01:16:57,122
You spoke?!

1099
01:16:58,952 --> 01:17:02,204
Yeah. I choose my words carefully.

1100
01:17:02,206 --> 01:17:04,051
It's all over, Otto!

1101
01:17:04,708 --> 01:17:06,719
It is now!

1102
01:17:08,795 --> 01:17:10,463
I'm slipping!

1103
01:17:10,464 --> 01:17:13,090
Well, hold on with
both hands, then.

1104
01:17:13,091 --> 01:17:15,471
And let my trousers fall down?!
Dream on!

1105
01:17:17,429 --> 01:17:19,191
- Hey, boss.
- What?

1106
01:17:21,099 --> 01:17:22,696
Ah!

1107
01:17:30,150 --> 01:17:32,443
Well, that's higher than it looks.

1108
01:17:32,444 --> 01:17:34,987
- I'm slipping!
- Hold tight, Abu.

1109
01:17:34,988 --> 01:17:36,917
- Harry!
- Ah!

1110
01:17:41,078 --> 01:17:43,079
Oh!

1111
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:45,673
- Take us down, Nan.
- Roger that.

1112
01:17:47,543 --> 01:17:49,126
Nan to Control Tower.

1113
01:17:49,127 --> 01:17:51,712
Permission to land on a
double yellow line. Over.

1114
01:17:51,713 --> 01:17:53,133
Clear to land. Over.

1115
01:17:54,758 --> 01:17:56,520
Are you all right?

1116
01:17:56,927 --> 01:17:59,095
Sorry about all that
plastination business.

1117
01:17:59,096 --> 01:18:00,894
What? You've got a nerve.

1118
01:18:01,265 --> 01:18:02,974
Don't mention it.

1119
01:18:02,975 --> 01:18:04,904
- Harry!
- Ow.

1120
01:18:07,938 --> 01:18:11,732
Well, Abu. At least you finally
got to see the Blackpool Tower.

1121
01:18:11,733 --> 01:18:14,527
- Hey!
- Michelle.

1122
01:18:14,528 --> 01:18:17,454
- Ow.
- Come here, you.

1123
01:18:18,282 --> 01:18:19,949
Make way for the king!

1124
01:18:19,950 --> 01:18:22,868
Excuse me, king coming through.

1125
01:18:22,870 --> 01:18:25,079
Your Majesty.

1126
01:18:25,080 --> 01:18:27,957
Harry, I was wrong about you.

1127
01:18:27,958 --> 01:18:30,167
You are a true hero.

1128
01:18:30,169 --> 01:18:33,675
Maybe there's something in this
interspecies carry-on after all.

1129
01:18:34,590 --> 01:18:37,681
I give you permission
to marry my daughter.

1130
01:18:39,136 --> 01:18:41,929
Marry? Who said anything
about marriage?

1131
01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:44,515
What's the rush?
Maybe cohabit first?

1132
01:18:44,516 --> 01:18:48,153
After all... there's plenty
of room for everyone.

1133
01:18:48,604 --> 01:18:50,734
- Even for me?
- Not so much.

1134
01:18:51,398 --> 01:18:55,026
That's it. Go on, cart him off.
That's it. Get out of it!

1135
01:18:55,027 --> 01:18:56,820
I'm just pleased to see
a happy ending.

1136
01:18:57,154 --> 01:18:59,664
Abu, what's that you're sucking?

1137
01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:02,909
A green felt tip pen?

1138
01:19:02,910 --> 01:19:04,785
That's why he's been throwing up.

1139
01:19:04,786 --> 01:19:05,995
Where did you get this?

1140
01:19:05,996 --> 01:19:08,331
Sorry, Harry. I planted
it in your house.

1141
01:19:08,332 --> 01:19:11,125
Hamsters love to suck on a
felt tip but it makes them sick.

1142
01:19:11,126 --> 01:19:14,795
I knew you'd bring him to my vet's
surgery and then I could steal him.

1143
01:19:14,796 --> 01:19:19,228
Right, so you didn't think to steal Abu
then? When you gave him the pen?

1144
01:19:20,969 --> 01:19:23,512
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

1145
01:19:23,514 --> 01:19:26,515
Well, the good news is:
he's not going to die any time soon.

1146
01:19:26,517 --> 01:19:28,434
So you're blaming me
for the whole caper?

1147
01:19:28,435 --> 01:19:31,145
Nonsense, Abu. If you hadn't
sucked that green felt tip

1148
01:19:31,146 --> 01:19:33,574
I never would have met my Michelle.

1149
01:19:35,776 --> 01:19:37,818
How come you can
understand Hamster now?

1150
01:19:37,819 --> 01:19:41,322
We all can! It's a conceit to
speed up the end of the movie!

1151
01:19:41,323 --> 01:19:43,366
I'll take him down
the station, Mr H.

1152
01:19:43,367 --> 01:19:46,994
Not yet, Officer.
We'll need him for the finale song.

1153
01:19:46,995 --> 01:19:48,955
Ooh.

1154
01:19:48,956 --> 01:19:50,957
Yay!

1155
01:19:50,958 --> 01:19:55,556
<i>♪ Sometimes I feel like throwing
My hands up in the air ♪</i>

1156
01:19:56,505 --> 01:20:00,011
I know I can count on you...

1157
01:20:00,551 --> 01:20:05,096
Sometimes I feel like saying
'Lord I just don't care'

1158
01:20:05,097 --> 01:20:08,153
But you've got the love
I need to see me through.

1159
01:20:09,434 --> 01:20:13,271
Sometimes it seems
the goings just too rough

1160
01:20:13,272 --> 01:20:17,277
and things go wrong
no matter what I do.

1161
01:20:18,443 --> 01:20:21,696
Now and then it seems
that life is just too much.

1162
01:20:21,697 --> 01:20:26,544
But you've got the love
I need to see me through.

1163
01:20:26,743 --> 01:20:29,161
You've got the love.

1164
01:20:29,162 --> 01:20:33,428
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1165
01:20:34,960 --> 01:20:39,391
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1166
01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:49,102
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1167
01:20:53,729 --> 01:20:59,157
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1168
01:21:01,153 --> 01:21:02,915
Come here.

1169
01:21:03,906 --> 01:21:07,708
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1170
01:21:10,621 --> 01:21:16,382
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1171
01:21:19,630 --> 01:21:24,643
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1172
01:21:29,973 --> 01:21:34,856
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1173
01:21:36,647 --> 01:21:42,704
You've got the love
You've got the love.

1174
01:21:45,364 --> 01:21:49,659
Sometimes I feel like saying
'Lord, I just don't care'

1175
01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:54,664
But you've got the love I need
To see me through.

1176
01:21:54,665 --> 01:21:57,009
Yay!

1177
01:21:57,960 --> 01:22:01,632
Put that can down, Nan,
you've had enough.

1178
01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:07,310
- Sorry, Harry.
- Nice one, Nan.

1179
01:22:18,480 --> 01:22:21,903
<i>♪ Told you once before
And I won't tell you no more ♪</i>

1180
01:22:22,067 --> 01:22:25,372
<i>♪ Get down, get down, get down ♪</i>

1181
01:22:25,821 --> 01:22:31,035
<i>♪ You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around ♪</i>

1182
01:22:33,829 --> 01:22:37,206
<i>♪ You give me the creeps
When you jump on your feet ♪</i>

1183
01:22:37,207 --> 01:22:40,714
<i>♪ So get down, get down, get down ♪</i>

1184
01:22:41,295 --> 01:22:46,474
<i>♪ Keep your hands to yourself
I'm strictly out of bounds ♪</i>

1185
01:22:49,386 --> 01:22:53,014
<i>♪ Once upon a time
I drank a little wine ♪</i>

1186
01:22:53,015 --> 01:22:56,976
<i>♪ Was as happy as could be
Happy as could be ♪</i>

1187
01:22:56,977 --> 01:23:01,022
<i>♪ Now I'm just like a cat
On a hot tin roof ♪</i>

1188
01:23:01,023 --> 01:23:04,992
<i>♪ Baby what do you think
You're doin' to me? ♪</i>

1189
01:23:05,152 --> 01:23:08,571
<i>♪ Told you once before
And I won't tell you no more ♪</i>

1190
01:23:08,572 --> 01:23:12,742
<i>♪ So get down, get down, get down ♪</i>

1191
01:23:12,743 --> 01:23:18,468
<i>♪ You're a bad dog, baby
But I still want you around, around ♪</i>

1192
01:23:19,291 --> 01:23:22,430
<i>♪ I still want you around ♪</i>

1193
01:23:24,588 --> 01:23:28,299
<i>♪ I don't give a damn
And I'd like you if you can to ♪</i>

1194
01:23:28,300 --> 01:23:32,094
<i>♪ Get down, get down, get down ♪</i>

1195
01:23:32,095 --> 01:23:36,978
<i>♪ You're a bad dog baby
But I still want you around ♪</i>

1196
01:23:40,062 --> 01:23:43,814
<i>♪ Once upon a time
I drank a little wine ♪</i>

1197
01:23:43,815 --> 01:23:47,777
<i>♪ Was as happy as could be
Happy as could be ♪</i>

1198
01:23:47,778 --> 01:23:51,864
<i>♪ Now I'm just like a cat
On a hot tin roof ♪</i>

1199
01:23:51,865 --> 01:23:56,084
<i>♪ Baby what do you think
You're doin' to me? ♪</i>