1 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,979 # I have a lover, 2 00:01:19,979 --> 00:01:24,079 # A lover like no other. 3 00:01:24,979 --> 00:01:30,179 # She got soul, soul, soul, sweet soul, 4 00:01:30,479 --> 00:01:34,479 # And she teach me how to sing. 5 00:01:36,179 --> 00:01:41,479 # Shows me colours when there's none to see, 6 00:01:41,514 --> 00:01:46,078 # Gives me hope when I can't believe 7 00:01:46,079 --> 00:01:50,079 # That for the first time 8 00:01:50,379 --> 00:01:54,079 # I feel love. 9 00:01:56,679 --> 00:02:00,479 # I have a brother, 10 00:02:00,979 --> 00:02:05,179 # Well, I'm a brother in need. 11 00:02:06,179 --> 00:02:10,779 # I spend my whole time running, 12 00:02:11,179 --> 00:02:15,579 # He spends his runnin' after me. 13 00:02:18,679 --> 00:02:22,978 # I feel myself goin' down, 14 00:02:22,979 --> 00:02:27,378 # I just call and he comes around, 15 00:02:27,379 --> 00:02:31,579 # But for the first time 16 00:02:32,079 --> 00:02:36,079 # I feel love. 17 00:02:58,679 --> 00:03:02,879 # My father is a rich man, 18 00:03:03,279 --> 00:03:07,679 # He wears a rich man's cloak, 19 00:03:08,279 --> 00:03:13,678 # Gave me the keys to his kingdom comin', 20 00:03:13,679 --> 00:03:17,479 # Gave me a cup of gold. 21 00:03:18,679 --> 00:03:23,079 # He said, "I have many mansions 22 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:28,279 # "And there are many rooms to see. " 23 00:03:29,379 --> 00:03:34,179 # But I left by the back door 24 00:03:34,279 --> 00:03:38,579 # And I threw away the key. 25 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:43,879 # And I threw away the key. 26 00:03:44,979 --> 00:03:49,479 # Yeah, I threw away the key. 27 00:03:49,879 --> 00:03:54,779 # Yeah, threw away the key. 28 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:24,879 # For the first time, 29 00:04:26,379 --> 00:04:30,579 # For the first time, 30 00:04:31,479 --> 00:04:35,779 # For the first time. # 31 00:04:42,127 --> 00:04:46,715 Wow... After I jumped, it occurred to me: 32 00:04:47,966 --> 00:04:50,886 life is perfect, life is the best. 33 00:04:51,511 --> 00:04:55,265 It's full of magic and beauty... 34 00:04:55,891 --> 00:04:58,810 opportunity and television. 35 00:04:59,644 --> 00:05:02,147 And surprises. Lots of surprises, yeah. 36 00:05:02,981 --> 00:05:07,152 And then there's that stuff that everybody longs for... 37 00:05:07,986 --> 00:05:11,114 but they only really feel when it's gone. 38 00:05:11,740 --> 00:05:16,745 All that just kind of hit me. I guess you don't really see it all that clearly when you're... 39 00:05:16,780 --> 00:05:20,082 you know... alive. 40 00:05:24,669 --> 00:05:31,551 I guess you could say my life only really started about two weeks ago. 41 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:34,888 That's when I lost my best friend Izzy... 42 00:05:35,097 --> 00:05:39,267 and found Eloise. 43 00:05:41,353 --> 00:05:45,906 Eloise... she was something to live for. 44 00:05:45,941 --> 00:05:50,529 And I guess that means something to die for. 45 00:05:50,946 --> 00:05:58,036 Some people said that she was just a dumb slut, but I knew she wasn't dumb. 46 00:05:58,870 --> 00:06:02,416 Whatever Eloise was or wasn't didn't matter to me. 47 00:06:03,041 --> 00:06:10,340 She was the love of my life, even though I hadn't actually met her... 48 00:06:10,966 --> 00:06:18,890 ...yet. OK, Dan, wait, wait, wait... and surprise! 49 00:06:23,270 --> 00:06:30,152 OK, this is one of the nicest spots at the Million Dollar Hotel. We call it "The Lobby". 50 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:36,408 People come from all over the building and sit and talk about the good old days... 51 00:06:36,443 --> 00:06:38,458 ...when they still had insurance. 52 00:06:38,493 --> 00:06:42,247 And, of course, to enjoy the television. 53 00:06:42,664 --> 00:06:45,792 - It's 10 a. m. Switch it. - Yeah, Tom Tom, switch it. 54 00:06:50,589 --> 00:06:56,428 I should tell you, at the time I was a bit slow in the head... 55 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:59,765 ...and that's why I did all the dumb stuff for everybody. 56 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:03,935 Izzy called me "The Beggar's Butler"... 57 00:07:03,977 --> 00:07:07,314 ...and I liked the sound of that. 58 00:07:08,148 --> 00:07:12,736 Dumb stuff is what I was doing the day he arrived... 59 00:07:13,987 --> 00:07:16,073 ...all the way from Washington. 60 00:07:16,281 --> 00:07:20,243 I had never seen anybody from Washington before. 61 00:07:22,329 --> 00:07:22,913 Wow! 62 00:07:33,548 --> 00:07:36,259 I remember seeing his shoes first... 63 00:07:36,802 --> 00:07:38,929 ...and then his suit... 64 00:07:39,429 --> 00:07:44,393 ...which was like an evening gown or something, only for a man. 65 00:07:45,310 --> 00:07:50,023 You could see right away he was special, even before he told you. 66 00:07:51,775 --> 00:07:56,863 My name is Special Agent Detective J.D. Skinner of the FBI. 67 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:02,452 Now, if any of you have any questions... Don't touch me. 68 00:08:06,915 --> 00:08:12,921 - You'll do. Take me to his room. - Who... whom... who? 69 00:08:13,088 --> 00:08:16,425 What are you, an owl? The dead man, Israel Goldkiss. 70 00:08:16,633 --> 00:08:18,593 Izzy. 71 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:22,723 - Is he what? - Izzy... was he...? 72 00:08:23,432 --> 00:08:24,766 Izzy. Right. 73 00:08:28,019 --> 00:08:30,063 - Geronimo. - Whatever. 74 00:08:30,272 --> 00:08:31,732 Yeah, let's go to Geronimo. 75 00:08:32,941 --> 00:08:37,154 - Geronimo, hi ho, let's go. - Hi ho! 76 00:08:39,489 --> 00:08:41,116 What is he, an idiot? 77 00:08:41,366 --> 00:08:45,287 I remember he picked up on that real fast. 78 00:08:46,872 --> 00:08:50,959 Skinner, man, I don't think you're gonna solve shit around here. This place is a freak show. 79 00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:53,795 Excuse me, coming through! 80 00:08:54,421 --> 00:08:56,298 Watch it, man! 81 00:08:56,506 --> 00:09:01,053 I smell press. Why don't you keep them at bay? 82 00:09:01,303 --> 00:09:05,015 Sorry, sir, but my job was to chaperone you and to make sure you observe LAPD protocol. 83 00:09:05,223 --> 00:09:10,228 So, why don't you stay here and observe protocol? You got a freight elevator here? 84 00:09:10,437 --> 00:09:12,981 Tom Tom, why don't you take him up? 85 00:09:15,734 --> 00:09:19,071 You know, a man's home is a man's castle. 86 00:09:25,410 --> 00:09:28,830 - You know, a man's home... - I heard you! 87 00:09:29,039 --> 00:09:32,000 It's certainly a man's castle. 88 00:09:33,835 --> 00:09:36,797 Why did you say I was an idiot? 89 00:09:40,384 --> 00:09:42,844 Wild guess. 90 00:09:43,345 --> 00:09:45,806 Good guess. 91 00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:51,853 We went too high. It's going down. 92 00:09:54,981 --> 00:09:58,151 - Skinner. - Hi, baby. Straight to the hotel? 93 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:01,113 Yeah, I'm there now... No, fine. 94 00:10:01,321 --> 00:10:06,368 - You read the file? - Strange one... I'll get it narrowed. 95 00:10:06,952 --> 00:10:09,413 - A few days, maybe. - We're gonna lose our reservation. 96 00:10:09,621 --> 00:10:14,167 - Why don't you fly ahead, warm it up. - I miss your lips. 97 00:10:14,418 --> 00:10:18,004 - I miss yours, too, baby. - Hurry up, or you'll miss all of me. 98 00:10:18,255 --> 00:10:20,632 - Is someone there? - No, just an echo. 99 00:10:20,841 --> 00:10:25,011 - You better be careful. - Maya, Code Blue. Bye, baby. 100 00:10:26,555 --> 00:10:29,725 It's room 440, just down the hall. 101 00:10:30,892 --> 00:10:35,439 It was exciting to become a Special Agent's apprentice. 102 00:10:35,605 --> 00:10:38,358 I figured I could learn a lot from him. 103 00:10:38,567 --> 00:10:41,027 Certainly more than he would learn from me. 104 00:10:42,988 --> 00:10:45,532 Detective Skinner, FBI. 105 00:10:47,784 --> 00:10:49,911 This is my room. What is happening here? 106 00:10:50,162 --> 00:10:53,081 This is Izzy's room, and you're not Izzy. 107 00:10:53,248 --> 00:10:56,376 Izzy went aerial, man. Wait! 108 00:10:57,753 --> 00:11:01,256 - Is this some story about Izzy? - We call this real life. 109 00:11:01,631 --> 00:11:05,469 So what's with the fancy Frankenstein brace? 110 00:11:05,761 --> 00:11:07,262 Who is this guy? 111 00:11:07,471 --> 00:11:10,140 - Yo, Tom Tom. - Yo, Geronimo? 112 00:11:12,017 --> 00:11:15,353 - Hi ho, hi ho... - And it's off to work we go. 113 00:11:30,911 --> 00:11:33,538 Now stand still and pay attention. 114 00:11:35,415 --> 00:11:39,086 "Fancy Frankenstein" sounds good to me. 115 00:11:39,378 --> 00:11:43,757 I guess special agents don't like to be called names. 116 00:11:44,424 --> 00:11:46,802 They sure know how to get 'em, though. 117 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,263 John Dixie, Jessica Orville, Eloise Ashe. 118 00:11:50,514 --> 00:11:53,558 If they're here, I need to see them. If they're not, I need to find them. 119 00:11:53,725 --> 00:11:57,229 Oh, that's tricky. See, our guests don't have regular schedules... 120 00:11:57,479 --> 00:11:59,940 ...and since we've had this problem with the plumbing... 121 00:12:00,232 --> 00:12:03,235 Well, there's been a lot of running around. 122 00:12:05,570 --> 00:12:10,534 I'm in a little bit of a rush, but I could take the time to hit you with 10 or 12 violations 123 00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:14,204 that would ensure you'd be out in the street, laying a pipe in your hat 124 00:12:14,371 --> 00:12:17,874 and using puddles for plumbing. You follow? 125 00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:24,256 OK, yeah. Why don't you try Dixie? 126 00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:30,053 He never really leaves his room. 406. He likes to be called "The Walrus". Could help. 127 00:12:31,263 --> 00:12:37,144 Geronimo said that Skinner scared him and that he might be crazier than all of us together. 128 00:12:37,436 --> 00:12:42,232 We'd better warn everybody he was coming to find Izzy's killer. 129 00:12:43,108 --> 00:12:49,281 Someone's movin' the door. I was... 130 00:12:49,740 --> 00:12:55,078 I just wondered if Skinner could really be crazier than Dixie. 131 00:12:55,829 --> 00:12:59,583 Dixie was in a music band called The Beatles. 132 00:13:01,001 --> 00:13:02,627 Only they didn't know. 133 00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:05,630 Special Agent Skinner. I'm a detective. 134 00:13:05,839 --> 00:13:10,052 You got some Oragel? This fucking cavity's going into my brain. 135 00:13:10,302 --> 00:13:15,015 Morphine, Motrin, Tylenol, anything? Come on, you call yourself a dentist? 136 00:13:15,182 --> 00:13:19,603 Detective. Teeth, gums, gingivitis are out of my line. 137 00:13:20,187 --> 00:13:24,733 Where the hell have you been? I've been calling you pretty little policemen for months now. 138 00:13:24,983 --> 00:13:30,906 - We're here. - It's about time. Somebody's trying to kill me. 139 00:13:32,574 --> 00:13:35,118 If they succeed, I'll come and see you again. 140 00:13:35,327 --> 00:13:37,704 # I've heard it before... 141 00:13:39,331 --> 00:13:41,375 # Someone came through the door... # 142 00:14:04,856 --> 00:14:07,401 Oh, hello! Jump in. 143 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:11,238 Don't forget your shot again. 144 00:14:11,696 --> 00:14:13,031 What is it with her? 145 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:17,244 She's a little fucked up, poor dear. But her mother was really fucked up. 146 00:14:17,327 --> 00:14:20,747 What the hell, we're all fucked up. They never really got the hang of it. 147 00:14:20,914 --> 00:14:23,792 Jessica, there's a cop coming. 148 00:14:24,501 --> 00:14:30,173 Oh, God! I knew it! They're putting her into my custody, after three years in hospital. 149 00:14:30,382 --> 00:14:34,219 - How am I gonna handle it? - No, it's not about that. 150 00:14:34,428 --> 00:14:37,639 - He's trying to find out who killed Izzy. - I thought he jumped. 151 00:14:37,889 --> 00:14:39,307 Well, maybe he didn't. 152 00:14:39,558 --> 00:14:42,436 I keep it inside the big brown bag, inside the loo. 153 00:14:42,644 --> 00:14:47,149 I've been calling your name. I called Liverpool, Interpol, even Paul. 154 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:51,445 Since I wasn't officially in the band, you know how it goes, it ain't easy. 155 00:14:51,778 --> 00:14:55,699 Yeah, sure. That's not exactly why I'm here. 156 00:14:57,033 --> 00:15:00,245 Israel Goldkiss was pushed from the roof. That makes you a suspect. 157 00:15:00,454 --> 00:15:07,210 Jesus bleeding Christ! Are you paying attention? I'm talking The Beatles, here. The Fab Four. 158 00:15:07,419 --> 00:15:11,882 John understood. That's why they had him killed, you know? 159 00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:16,595 Now they're trying to kill me, because they finally realised who's behind all those songs. 160 00:15:16,845 --> 00:15:20,557 - But I ain't seen no royalties. - Yeah, that's tough. 161 00:15:20,766 --> 00:15:24,352 But either you cooperate, or I book you. 162 00:15:25,395 --> 00:15:27,981 I've been doing nothing but cooperate my whole fucking life. 163 00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,859 That's what it's all about to be in a band. 164 00:15:31,068 --> 00:15:33,403 I'm not saying they weren't creatively involved... 165 00:15:33,612 --> 00:15:36,698 but most of the time, they were off with that Maharishi. 166 00:15:36,907 --> 00:15:39,117 You know, India, whatever, you know. 167 00:15:39,326 --> 00:15:42,454 There I was, all alone in the studio with my brilliant ideas... 168 00:15:42,662 --> 00:15:44,873 Thank God I had George Martin. 169 00:15:45,082 --> 00:15:51,046 George... Oh, that album in particular, we grew together like this, me and George. 170 00:15:51,254 --> 00:15:55,467 That's what worries me. You're worried about some flying junkie. 171 00:15:55,675 --> 00:15:59,638 You big mystery solver. "Roll up, roll up!" 172 00:15:59,971 --> 00:16:05,185 You better solve this: how the fuck could they release that album without me on the cover? 173 00:16:05,394 --> 00:16:09,272 If you want to make a name for yourself, Sergeant, you go and figure that one out. 174 00:16:09,523 --> 00:16:11,566 I only do one case at a time. 175 00:16:11,733 --> 00:16:16,113 Tell you what, you give me a confession, I'll look into those royalties for you. 176 00:16:16,780 --> 00:16:20,242 I don't know, maybe it was the excitement of everything... 177 00:16:20,450 --> 00:16:23,704 ...murder and mystery and special agents. 178 00:16:24,079 --> 00:16:30,627 Suddenly I just knew: this was my chance to speak to Eloise. 179 00:16:31,545 --> 00:16:34,423 I wanted her to know my name. 180 00:16:35,257 --> 00:16:40,220 It took me a while. You can be slow but confident. 181 00:16:41,888 --> 00:16:45,517 I guess that's the way I am... was. 182 00:17:09,249 --> 00:17:12,127 You shouldn't be smoking. 183 00:17:18,842 --> 00:17:23,096 Sometimes when people smoke, they... 184 00:17:23,305 --> 00:17:26,683 ...they die, and sometimes they even get cancer. 185 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:28,935 Cancer. 186 00:17:34,941 --> 00:17:39,738 And sometimes people die when they smoke, and sometimes they even get cancer. 187 00:17:46,119 --> 00:17:48,372 I can't die. 188 00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:51,458 Oh, you can't? 189 00:17:52,417 --> 00:17:55,295 - You can't? - I don't exist. 190 00:17:59,216 --> 00:18:01,259 So, how come? 191 00:18:08,183 --> 00:18:09,976 I'm fictional. 192 00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:15,482 Sergeant, I don't know what medication you're on, but... 193 00:18:15,690 --> 00:18:19,319 Izzy was a dreamer. We were all dreamers, you know. 194 00:18:19,528 --> 00:18:23,657 Haven't you ever read the interviews? Haven't you ever seen the tapes? 195 00:18:23,865 --> 00:18:29,538 "I was driving to John's in my Aston Martin, and I was stuck in that intersection, you know. 196 00:18:29,788 --> 00:18:32,624 "All of a sudden it came to me, as I went into a dream. 197 00:18:32,791 --> 00:18:36,336 "Somebody spoke to me. 'All right, all right, all right', I said. " 198 00:18:36,586 --> 00:18:39,756 So people think God spoke to him. You think God spoke to him? 199 00:18:39,965 --> 00:18:43,343 You think God sits around writing songs? 200 00:18:44,344 --> 00:18:48,348 I am The Walrus. God's just the middleman. 201 00:18:49,015 --> 00:18:51,810 Is fictional good for you? 202 00:19:02,028 --> 00:19:06,742 I'm sorry, because I'm just trying to make... 203 00:19:07,075 --> 00:19:10,203 ...an impression, and maybe even a good impression. 204 00:19:10,370 --> 00:19:15,000 And I didn't know that... Maybe you didn't remember me. 205 00:19:17,002 --> 00:19:19,546 I remember everything. 206 00:19:21,381 --> 00:19:23,425 Everything? 207 00:19:24,593 --> 00:19:26,636 Everything. 208 00:19:29,890 --> 00:19:32,434 That's a lot. 209 00:19:43,737 --> 00:19:46,782 I wouldn't recommend it. 210 00:20:26,696 --> 00:20:30,200 - OK, OK, come. - Huh? Do you believe this guy? 211 00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:33,203 Doesn't seem to be anyone around, does there? 212 00:20:33,412 --> 00:20:36,540 Nothing that my unlimited credit card won't fix. 213 00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,293 Come on, come on. 214 00:20:54,433 --> 00:20:57,686 You're from the future, aren't you? 215 00:20:58,061 --> 00:21:00,647 - Yes. - Yes! 216 00:21:01,565 --> 00:21:03,608 What's that like? And how, how is it? 217 00:21:03,817 --> 00:21:05,861 - The future? - Yes. 218 00:21:08,321 --> 00:21:12,826 - It's better. - Oh, good. Good. Good. Good. 219 00:21:13,034 --> 00:21:15,078 That's all Izzy's poems. 220 00:21:15,495 --> 00:21:19,166 You know, familiarity breeds contempt. 221 00:21:19,374 --> 00:21:22,335 - Oh? - That makes you a suspect. 222 00:21:25,338 --> 00:21:29,259 Me, a what? That's the tar. The tar. 223 00:21:29,634 --> 00:21:32,888 What, what is... That's Geronimo's. It goes there. 224 00:21:33,055 --> 00:21:36,224 - What is a... - Suspect? 225 00:21:36,433 --> 00:21:39,269 Well, that's somebody who kills somebody, 226 00:21:39,478 --> 00:21:42,522 until, of course, he can prove that he didn't. 227 00:21:42,731 --> 00:21:44,608 Suspect. 228 00:21:44,816 --> 00:21:48,862 - Thank you! - No, a simple "thanks" is ample. 229 00:21:54,117 --> 00:21:57,245 Wait. Say it one, one more time, when you... 230 00:21:57,454 --> 00:22:00,207 - Suspect. - Suspect. 231 00:22:00,832 --> 00:22:03,293 - One more time! - Suspect. 232 00:22:10,092 --> 00:22:13,762 I don't know if my son was killed to get at me, 233 00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:17,808 but I know that his death has great entertainment potential. 234 00:22:18,016 --> 00:22:20,352 He came from money and power, 235 00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:25,023 lived with bums and Indians, died mysteriously. 236 00:22:25,273 --> 00:22:29,403 Easy headlines: "Far from the golden gates of Bel Air". 237 00:22:29,569 --> 00:22:31,822 It'll be a circus 238 00:22:32,030 --> 00:22:36,118 unless we find his murderer fast, which is why Senator Cole brought you in. 239 00:22:36,326 --> 00:22:39,705 He called you "the heat-seeking missile". 240 00:22:39,955 --> 00:22:45,085 - Mr Goldkiss, if your son was murdered... - "If"? Of course he was murdered. 241 00:22:45,293 --> 00:22:49,214 - How's that? - Suicide is the lowest crime to a Jew. 242 00:22:49,381 --> 00:22:51,383 We don't have suicide. 243 00:22:51,883 --> 00:22:54,136 We never needed it. 244 00:22:55,303 --> 00:22:56,888 Hardly ever. 245 00:23:04,813 --> 00:23:08,400 Sir, you may have heard that I work suspects as if they were all guilty. 246 00:23:08,567 --> 00:23:11,486 In some way they all are. That's just my style. 247 00:23:11,653 --> 00:23:14,281 You want a frame-up? Get the CIA. 248 00:23:14,489 --> 00:23:17,033 You wanna stick with me, you're gonna get the truth. 249 00:23:17,068 --> 00:23:20,037 Truth? 250 00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:24,833 My people decide the truth in 60 countries every morning. And in every one it's different. 251 00:23:25,042 --> 00:23:28,754 The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy. 252 00:23:28,962 --> 00:23:31,089 And what my rivals want to buy 253 00:23:31,381 --> 00:23:34,051 is any piece of shit they can get to flush me down the toilet. 254 00:23:34,342 --> 00:23:38,638 They won't find it before I do. Information, that's my game. 255 00:23:38,847 --> 00:23:42,768 This is Hollywood, my boy. They invented the game. 256 00:23:43,477 --> 00:23:47,105 They don't need much here. One ounce of shit, they make a shit soufflé. 257 00:23:47,522 --> 00:23:50,275 Well, thanks for the advice. I better get cracking. 258 00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:55,572 - Work fast. - I need to. I wanna see my fiancée this weekend. 259 00:23:56,198 --> 00:23:58,116 You have a fiancée? 260 00:24:12,839 --> 00:24:15,258 Eloise moved like a shadow. 261 00:24:16,426 --> 00:24:19,596 You could almost see right through her. 262 00:24:20,013 --> 00:24:23,475 It was like, in the day, she lived in her body, but... 263 00:24:23,725 --> 00:24:26,019 ...at night she left it... 264 00:24:26,228 --> 00:24:28,271 ...for others. 265 00:24:29,022 --> 00:24:32,317 I always wanted to protect her, but Izzy said: 266 00:24:33,568 --> 00:24:37,697 "Don't worry, no one can hurt her. She's not even there. " 267 00:24:40,033 --> 00:24:44,037 I'll have it all figured out before I leave. Facts, evidence, whatever you need. 268 00:24:45,122 --> 00:24:49,876 Prosecution, persecution, soufflés... out of my line. 269 00:24:50,460 --> 00:24:55,132 OK. All right. I like your style. 270 00:24:55,507 --> 00:24:59,594 Just tread carefully. I don't want more trouble. 271 00:25:04,766 --> 00:25:06,810 Television! 272 00:25:10,313 --> 00:25:16,528 Oh, baby, baby. Oh, baby, baby, baby. Oh, baby! 273 00:25:16,737 --> 00:25:18,822 So what usually happens with a murder down here? 274 00:25:19,114 --> 00:25:21,867 Use the toilet on the second floor. Usually, they remove the body. 275 00:25:22,117 --> 00:25:25,412 - Joey, where's the fuckin' hot water? - It will be on in two hours. 276 00:25:25,620 --> 00:25:28,206 - OK, you ready? - Ready. 277 00:25:28,415 --> 00:25:31,543 - So, Geronimo. That's your name, right? - TV, Tom Tom! 278 00:25:31,710 --> 00:25:33,712 I have a few questions about Israel Goldkiss. 279 00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,631 - You must've known him for a long time. - Jean Swift. 280 00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:40,260 - The world is dying to know. - Take a look. Look at this. 281 00:25:40,510 --> 00:25:44,514 As far as you know, he's had no contact with his father at all? 282 00:25:45,348 --> 00:25:47,476 No. 283 00:25:48,351 --> 00:25:52,105 Are you sure that his father was this big, rich...? 284 00:25:52,272 --> 00:25:56,359 Izzy talked like he was educated or something, but he lived like a bum! 285 00:25:56,610 --> 00:26:02,783 It magnifies everything. He shouldn't be making big gestures. 286 00:26:04,451 --> 00:26:06,953 You know, it looks like he's got ants in his pants. 287 00:26:07,162 --> 00:26:13,794 - Excuse me. - What's behind all this black, this dark...? 288 00:26:14,002 --> 00:26:16,046 What is this stuff, anyway? 289 00:26:16,254 --> 00:26:19,257 - That's tar - tar paintings. - Tar? 290 00:26:19,466 --> 00:26:24,513 Did you hear what she said before? Izzy's father is a billionaire media king. 291 00:26:25,305 --> 00:26:28,058 This is the way it is. 292 00:26:29,601 --> 00:26:35,107 It's about all of the lives, the cultures, the moments, that are buried in the pavement. 293 00:26:35,357 --> 00:26:40,529 Lost forever, without a trace... like Izzy. 294 00:26:41,321 --> 00:26:45,826 Geronimo spoke of the Californian golden boy who rejected his father's privileged life 295 00:26:46,034 --> 00:26:48,537 to capture the lost souls of the ghetto on canvas. 296 00:26:48,704 --> 00:26:54,459 - They're mine! - Look, Geronimo, your paintings's on TV. 297 00:26:54,710 --> 00:26:57,129 No! 298 00:26:57,337 --> 00:26:59,423 God is white! 299 00:26:59,631 --> 00:27:02,384 - God is white! - He's gotta be white. 300 00:27:03,385 --> 00:27:06,596 - Do you think he cares about the Indians? - No! 301 00:27:06,805 --> 00:27:09,975 First the cavalries, then the reservations, now the paintings. 302 00:27:10,183 --> 00:27:14,855 My paintings! I painted them! Come here. 303 00:27:15,063 --> 00:27:19,317 Why are you mad? Because Izzy's just... 304 00:27:20,736 --> 00:27:25,449 Izzy's just dead, but you are on television. 305 00:27:25,699 --> 00:27:27,409 Television? 306 00:27:27,617 --> 00:27:32,873 Don't you even worry that it was me who killed that little prick and that I'm gonna do you next? 307 00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,333 Not really. 308 00:27:35,542 --> 00:27:42,090 I worry that Very Special Agent Detective Skinner will go ahead and take Eloise 'cause... 309 00:27:42,299 --> 00:27:47,804 ...Eloise was with Izzy just before he died, but... 310 00:27:51,641 --> 00:27:53,643 Yeoww! 311 00:27:55,854 --> 00:27:58,607 Do you want me to get you a sandwich? 312 00:28:01,693 --> 00:28:04,321 Suffering hair loss. 313 00:28:05,238 --> 00:28:09,367 He won't say shit, eats dog food. Unbelievable. 314 00:28:10,494 --> 00:28:13,372 This place is a nuthouse. 315 00:28:21,630 --> 00:28:25,467 Skinner. Oh, yeah. Hi, baby. 316 00:28:40,857 --> 00:28:44,611 Me? I'm doing fine, just fine. 317 00:29:07,634 --> 00:29:13,140 I can't talk right now, Maya. Yeah, well, you go right on ahead. 318 00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:17,769 Maya, Maya, Maya, I'll call you later. Bye, baby. 319 00:29:17,978 --> 00:29:19,396 - All right? - Yeah. 320 00:29:19,604 --> 00:29:23,316 OK. A few petty crimes here, but mostly they're mental hospital files. 321 00:29:23,525 --> 00:29:27,112 People that fell through the cracks of the welfare system, got dropped. 322 00:29:27,320 --> 00:29:29,364 Your psych-out routines won't work. 323 00:29:29,531 --> 00:29:33,118 They're more afraid of their toilets right now than of you. 324 00:29:36,121 --> 00:29:39,082 Good thinking, Best. Real good thinking. 325 00:29:42,002 --> 00:29:43,962 Skinner! 326 00:29:44,171 --> 00:29:49,217 This is not proper procedure, this... It's not. 327 00:30:09,321 --> 00:30:10,697 Good evening. 328 00:30:10,906 --> 00:30:16,912 For those of you who haven't met me, my name is Special Agent J.D. Skinner of the FBI. 329 00:30:17,871 --> 00:30:20,665 They say nobody solves anything down here. 330 00:30:20,874 --> 00:30:25,670 Well, I'm here to change all that. I know there's a killer. I know it's one of you. 331 00:30:26,546 --> 00:30:31,510 And whoever it is, I promise you I'm gonna get you. 332 00:30:31,676 --> 00:30:34,179 Catch us if you can! 333 00:30:37,140 --> 00:30:40,310 Power to the people! 334 00:30:42,312 --> 00:30:44,523 Quiet! Order! 335 00:30:46,316 --> 00:30:49,027 As you know, your bathrooms aren't working. 336 00:30:49,861 --> 00:30:54,324 But before I'm finished, there'll be no bathrooms, no rooms, no hotel. 337 00:30:54,533 --> 00:30:58,120 There'll be a big hole for all of you to fall into. 338 00:30:58,286 --> 00:31:00,497 I'll be digging that hole every minute I'm here. 339 00:31:00,747 --> 00:31:04,418 - The deeper I dig, the deeper you will fall. - He's a dick! 340 00:31:04,626 --> 00:31:09,631 No amount of insane or pathetic behaviour will protect you. 341 00:31:09,798 --> 00:31:15,011 No matter how despicable you act, I can do one better, because I work for the government. 342 00:31:15,220 --> 00:31:19,141 - I thought you were my dentist. - See, I only want one thing, just one. 343 00:31:19,391 --> 00:31:21,768 And if you can enlighten me... 344 00:31:22,894 --> 00:31:25,272 ...everything will be just dandy. 345 00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:28,775 And I will spare what is left of your miserable lives. 346 00:31:28,942 --> 00:31:31,361 Are you with me so far? 347 00:31:32,904 --> 00:31:35,449 Go back to Washington, Franken-dick! 348 00:31:35,699 --> 00:31:38,535 Good. We're in accord. I'm glad. 349 00:31:38,744 --> 00:31:43,707 Eloise Ashe? Stop there, Miss, please. I need to talk to you, Miss. 350 00:31:46,251 --> 00:31:48,754 Tom Tom! 351 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,423 I have a couple of questions. 352 00:31:58,346 --> 00:32:00,891 It may sound strange, but... 353 00:32:01,099 --> 00:32:04,936 other than the time my mother came down to visit me and... 354 00:32:05,145 --> 00:32:08,231 said she thought I turned out all right... 355 00:32:08,690 --> 00:32:10,984 ...lying next to Eloise... 356 00:32:11,234 --> 00:32:14,112 ...in the same situation together... 357 00:32:15,781 --> 00:32:18,575 ...that was the best moment of my life. 358 00:32:18,784 --> 00:32:25,749 And if you think about it, it was all thanks to Special Agent Skinner. 359 00:32:25,957 --> 00:32:28,335 Miss Brooks, Miss Brooks. Hey, now, hold it right there. 360 00:32:29,378 --> 00:32:35,175 But not everyone was as thankful as I was. Skinner had finally scared everybody. 361 00:32:35,384 --> 00:32:39,888 So the next morning we all got together to make a plan. 362 00:32:40,097 --> 00:32:41,765 And what a day. 363 00:32:41,973 --> 00:32:46,937 All our lives were about to be connected by a crumpled little piece ofpaper. 364 00:32:47,145 --> 00:32:52,275 It was an I.O.U. from Izzy to Geronimo. 365 00:32:52,484 --> 00:32:55,570 It said Geronimo could have everything Izzy owned 366 00:32:55,779 --> 00:32:58,907 to pay him back for always paying the rent. 367 00:32:59,116 --> 00:33:03,245 It was worthless before Izzy died and became famous. 368 00:33:03,453 --> 00:33:06,331 Now Geronimo realised... 369 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:11,420 he could sell his damn tar paintings for a fortune and split the loot with us... 370 00:33:11,628 --> 00:33:14,631 if only everyone would just keep believing... 371 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:18,343 that Izzy really painted them. 372 00:33:18,552 --> 00:33:24,683 And all he needed was a little help from his friends and from television. 373 00:33:24,933 --> 00:33:27,269 - Television. - So let's get our story straight. 374 00:33:27,436 --> 00:33:31,314 All right, first off. Over to you, Stix. 375 00:33:32,023 --> 00:33:35,777 I just lent Izzy my room sometimes. 376 00:33:35,986 --> 00:33:39,156 Nice room, bachelor pad. 377 00:33:39,406 --> 00:33:42,033 Izzy brought a girl sometimes. 378 00:33:42,242 --> 00:33:46,955 - He never brought me to your room. - No, he brought the ones from the clubs. 379 00:33:47,122 --> 00:33:51,293 Are you saying that I wasn't good enough for your "bachelor pad", shit box? 380 00:33:51,501 --> 00:33:56,256 Hey, no shit in my box, babe! Ain't no shit in my veins. 381 00:33:56,465 --> 00:33:59,634 - I'm gonna break your black balls! - Hey! Chill! Chill! 382 00:33:59,885 --> 00:34:01,219 Oh, God! 383 00:34:01,428 --> 00:34:04,723 - Anybody laughs, I'll crack their heads. - Nobody laugh. 384 00:34:04,931 --> 00:34:07,851 Don't you...! Come on, Jessica. 385 00:34:08,018 --> 00:34:11,188 You want some of this? Come on, bitch! 386 00:34:11,396 --> 00:34:13,982 - Oh, you wish you could! - Sit down! 387 00:34:14,191 --> 00:34:19,362 Izzy and me were engaged. Yeah, we were gonna have a big church wedding! 388 00:34:19,613 --> 00:34:23,241 In Beverly Hills with his whole family and all his friends. 389 00:34:23,450 --> 00:34:27,913 - And no one from down here. - Vivien, Izzy was Jewish, dear. 390 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:32,042 I know that. You think I don't know that? Fuck you! 391 00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:34,336 - Well, fuck you! - Fuck you! 392 00:34:34,586 --> 00:34:35,921 Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! 393 00:34:36,129 --> 00:34:39,007 Oh, well, if it isn't the Virgin Mary. 394 00:34:39,633 --> 00:34:42,761 She did it, she messed him up. 395 00:34:42,969 --> 00:34:46,348 - He was gonna marry me. That slut! - No, no, no, Vivien! 396 00:34:48,308 --> 00:34:50,560 He didn't rape her. 397 00:34:50,811 --> 00:34:53,939 She wanted it! 398 00:34:57,067 --> 00:35:00,362 Jesus Christ! You guys are all fucking nuts. 399 00:35:00,570 --> 00:35:04,032 I may be a drunk, but my brain is still functioning. 400 00:35:04,241 --> 00:35:07,369 I ain't no freaky-deaky yankee noodles, like you are. 401 00:35:07,536 --> 00:35:09,579 No, sit down, you are drunk. 402 00:35:09,830 --> 00:35:14,167 All right, all right. We're all fucking noodle soups in our heads here. 403 00:35:14,376 --> 00:35:18,714 But we have to figure this one out now. Now take the ballots, pass them around. 404 00:35:18,922 --> 00:35:23,343 We have to vote. Either we go for this fucking plan or not. 405 00:35:23,552 --> 00:35:25,595 We gotta decide. 406 00:35:25,804 --> 00:35:29,224 We're living in this beautiful country of the United States of America, 407 00:35:29,433 --> 00:35:32,102 so everybody gets to vote. 408 00:35:32,310 --> 00:35:36,690 You have two letters on all these pieces of paper, right? 409 00:35:37,774 --> 00:35:43,613 There's a "Y" and an "N". The "Y" stands for why, and the "N" stands for why not. 410 00:35:44,197 --> 00:35:46,867 But talk about exciting. 411 00:35:47,033 --> 00:35:50,579 It was like those old men in the wigs that Izzy told me about 412 00:35:50,787 --> 00:35:55,751 who got together, signed a letter and made America. 413 00:35:56,001 --> 00:36:00,255 That was a long shot, too. And look what happened. 414 00:36:01,339 --> 00:36:03,383 The world was spinning fast that night. 415 00:36:03,633 --> 00:36:06,553 I just hoped I could hold on and be part of it. 416 00:36:09,723 --> 00:36:12,809 # I've got no home in this world, 417 00:36:15,353 --> 00:36:18,732 # Just gravity. 418 00:36:19,441 --> 00:36:22,152 # Look in time... # 419 00:36:26,531 --> 00:36:32,662 # I've got no home in this world 420 00:36:33,997 --> 00:36:36,625 # Just you 421 00:36:37,542 --> 00:36:40,796 # And you are not mine 422 00:36:47,010 --> 00:36:50,931 # Ohh, stateless 423 00:36:54,059 --> 00:36:59,481 # Mmm... faithless 424 00:37:00,315 --> 00:37:03,276 # Stateless... # 425 00:37:11,743 --> 00:37:14,746 I tell you to tread lightly, and you flood the place. 426 00:37:14,996 --> 00:37:18,291 I warned you about the media. It's already a carnival. 427 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:22,254 Now it turns out these bums even own my son's paintings. 428 00:37:22,462 --> 00:37:24,506 It's gonna turn into a cover story. 429 00:37:25,340 --> 00:37:27,384 I got a long way to fall, Skinner. 430 00:37:27,551 --> 00:37:30,637 If I fall, I'll land on you. 431 00:37:30,846 --> 00:37:34,808 Well, I had the feeling you weren't going to like me forever, sir. 432 00:37:37,978 --> 00:37:40,397 So the plan was put into action. 433 00:37:40,605 --> 00:37:45,944 We made a decision, and now we were actually making it happen. 434 00:37:46,111 --> 00:37:48,488 I've never seen that before. 435 00:37:48,697 --> 00:37:52,492 My contribution was to stay out of the way. 436 00:37:52,743 --> 00:37:56,496 You still not gonna ask any good old-fashioned detective questions? 437 00:37:56,705 --> 00:37:58,749 Questions tell them what we're thinking. 438 00:37:59,499 --> 00:38:02,627 And free answers are worthless. 439 00:38:02,836 --> 00:38:07,049 But they're fucking with us. It's a scam, I can smell it. 440 00:38:07,257 --> 00:38:12,721 Well, if they wanna fuck, they gotta pay, just like everybody else. 441 00:38:15,057 --> 00:38:17,601 OK, how do you plan on doing that? 442 00:38:26,276 --> 00:38:28,653 Are you looking for clues in the socks? 443 00:38:28,862 --> 00:38:32,866 No, Best. I'm laying clues. 444 00:38:36,787 --> 00:38:39,414 Our plan is in action, huh? 445 00:38:39,623 --> 00:38:43,377 This is certainly dishonest, maybe... 446 00:38:46,046 --> 00:38:48,924 You want us to sell the paintings, don't you? 447 00:38:49,132 --> 00:38:53,804 And make money for all the poor people? Us? 448 00:38:54,471 --> 00:38:57,599 Is that dishonest? 449 00:38:59,267 --> 00:39:02,229 That's nice. Very, very nice. 450 00:39:03,355 --> 00:39:07,692 Izzy always said, he said you're a shark. 451 00:39:07,859 --> 00:39:12,072 - You're a shark in Indian's clothing. - He was an asshole! 452 00:39:15,951 --> 00:39:17,869 What else did he say? 453 00:39:19,871 --> 00:39:24,668 He said that he thought that you wanted to kill him. 454 00:39:24,876 --> 00:39:26,545 Kill him? 455 00:39:26,712 --> 00:39:31,675 Now, Izzy always hated even the smell of Geronimo's tar paintings, 456 00:39:31,883 --> 00:39:34,344 but he loved the little ironies in life. 457 00:39:34,553 --> 00:39:39,850 So I'm sure he'd he happy to know that his death was bringing us all together, 458 00:39:40,100 --> 00:39:43,478 and all brought to you by Channel 6, 459 00:39:43,687 --> 00:39:46,940 his father's enemy station. 460 00:39:47,107 --> 00:39:50,819 Finally, things were really starting to click. 461 00:39:53,905 --> 00:39:55,699 Izzy was a painter... 462 00:40:01,371 --> 00:40:04,041 God damn it, what are you doing, man? 463 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:09,379 Your trouble is that you grew up normal. That pervades your view of the world. 464 00:40:09,588 --> 00:40:13,425 That's not gonna do you much good in a freak fair like we've got here. 465 00:40:13,675 --> 00:40:17,804 Ask yourself how a poor junkie can afford paints, canvas, tar, 466 00:40:18,013 --> 00:40:19,931 and support a smack habit? 467 00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:22,434 I don't know. Maybe his father was still sending him money. 468 00:40:22,642 --> 00:40:27,939 He couldn't even pay the rent. No, no, Best. There's something else. 469 00:40:28,106 --> 00:40:32,861 Something they all know and that we don't know. 470 00:40:33,111 --> 00:40:36,156 Something that changes everything. 471 00:40:36,364 --> 00:40:39,034 - You figure it out. - I will. 472 00:40:40,035 --> 00:40:42,829 Something that changes everything. 473 00:40:45,165 --> 00:40:47,292 Everything. 474 00:40:48,293 --> 00:40:50,670 He wasn't very good, was he? 475 00:40:50,879 --> 00:40:54,925 Skinner never liked to bother people with questions, 476 00:40:55,133 --> 00:40:58,387 but he did like to bug them. 477 00:40:59,137 --> 00:41:04,434 What he was meant to be was a movie star. 478 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:11,358 Izzy had that certain indefinable thing. You could smell it. 479 00:41:12,901 --> 00:41:16,446 - You got it? - Uh-huh. 480 00:41:17,364 --> 00:41:19,825 Izzy had that quality - 481 00:41:20,033 --> 00:41:24,996 giving himself completely to everyone he loved. 482 00:41:25,205 --> 00:41:30,711 That's why I gave him my needles, for his habit. What the hell? 483 00:41:31,962 --> 00:41:33,296 OK? 484 00:41:33,505 --> 00:41:35,757 Izzy really wasn't a painter. 485 00:41:35,966 --> 00:41:38,009 I mean, what he did... 486 00:41:39,302 --> 00:41:42,556 ...they weren't really paintings. 487 00:41:42,806 --> 00:41:46,309 They were love songs to me. 488 00:41:47,018 --> 00:41:50,397 I was very proud of everybody. 489 00:41:50,605 --> 00:41:54,443 They were all saying just the right things about Izzy. 490 00:41:54,651 --> 00:41:57,612 Even I was believing it. 491 00:41:57,821 --> 00:41:59,865 And I knew Izzy best. 492 00:42:02,075 --> 00:42:05,412 And then came Eloise. 493 00:42:05,579 --> 00:42:08,498 And you know, Vivien was right. 494 00:42:08,707 --> 00:42:12,919 She was a little like the Virgin Mary. 495 00:42:13,128 --> 00:42:17,049 She was the one who really nailed it. 496 00:42:17,632 --> 00:42:23,346 Is there something you'd like to say about why you feel this way? 497 00:42:23,555 --> 00:42:27,809 When something is sacred, it shouldn't be talked about. 498 00:42:35,150 --> 00:42:38,111 The legacy of Izzy Goldkiss, 499 00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:41,615 the man now known as The Painter Saint, 500 00:42:41,823 --> 00:42:47,287 by those who have inherited not only his soul, but his life's work as well. 501 00:42:54,211 --> 00:42:56,338 What a moment. 502 00:42:56,546 --> 00:42:59,549 I felt really weird. 503 00:42:59,758 --> 00:43:02,844 I wondered if that's what success might feel like. 504 00:43:03,053 --> 00:43:05,680 What you gonna do now? It looks like they got you in check. 505 00:43:05,847 --> 00:43:09,559 It gave me hopes of my own. I guess that showed. 506 00:43:10,685 --> 00:43:13,188 Bingo, Best. We're gonna play a different game. 507 00:43:18,193 --> 00:43:22,447 Talk about dumb, sure, my name will come up. 508 00:43:22,656 --> 00:43:26,201 Like, thirsty? Think of Coke. 509 00:43:26,368 --> 00:43:29,454 Izzy always said: "It's good to specialise. 510 00:43:29,705 --> 00:43:32,582 "So they'll think ofyou first. " 511 00:43:40,257 --> 00:43:42,634 I know how you feel about her, partner. 512 00:43:42,843 --> 00:43:46,054 And I'm gonna make sure that you get a chance to show her. 513 00:43:46,471 --> 00:43:49,224 Special Agent's honour. 514 00:43:50,851 --> 00:43:56,732 I'm gonna get her to come to your room. Would you like that? 515 00:44:00,736 --> 00:44:04,531 All I ask from you is you help me solve this terrible crime. 516 00:44:04,740 --> 00:44:09,411 It wouldn't be like snitching. You'd be helping your friends. 517 00:44:09,619 --> 00:44:11,621 Saving them from danger. 518 00:44:11,830 --> 00:44:15,709 You wanna help, don't you? I mean, you understand that. 519 00:44:18,503 --> 00:44:23,675 - A bear shits in the wood, doesn't he? - Of course he does. 520 00:44:25,010 --> 00:44:28,096 - OK, partner. - That's where you get out. 521 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:33,560 See ya, ace. 522 00:44:37,147 --> 00:44:40,025 It was fun making a deal with the big boys, 523 00:44:40,275 --> 00:44:43,153 knowing the whole time that it was pretty risky. 524 00:44:43,361 --> 00:44:45,405 But I played dumb. 525 00:44:45,572 --> 00:44:50,535 I suppose Skinner was playing dumb, too, but he was out of his league. 526 00:45:01,421 --> 00:45:05,717 No one ever knew where Eloise went or what she was doing. 527 00:45:05,884 --> 00:45:11,098 But I guess figuring things out was what Special Agents were good at. 528 00:45:11,306 --> 00:45:15,394 Me, I was better at creating confusion. 529 00:45:16,311 --> 00:45:19,731 Have a look around, Best, I'll see you at five. 530 00:46:10,157 --> 00:46:13,869 I tried, sir, but Agent Skinner has a rather aggressive approach. 531 00:46:14,077 --> 00:46:16,413 The third assailant was escaping, so I pursued. 532 00:46:16,621 --> 00:46:20,208 Agent Skinner shot the other two squarely, just inches above the knee. 533 00:46:20,417 --> 00:46:23,545 - I'll have a report early in the morning. - First thing, Best. 534 00:46:23,712 --> 00:46:27,174 ...You haven't even dreamed of in all those years at St. Timothy's. 535 00:46:27,424 --> 00:46:30,802 So you seem to know a lot about my situation. 536 00:46:32,054 --> 00:46:35,974 Not really, but enough to know that getting raped and killed by some punks 537 00:46:36,183 --> 00:46:39,102 isn't exactly the best thing for you. 538 00:46:39,311 --> 00:46:42,522 Well, at least they're not doctors or cops. 539 00:46:44,483 --> 00:46:48,737 I'm gonna give... you a real chance here. 540 00:46:50,781 --> 00:46:53,950 Maybe like join the FBI? 541 00:46:54,159 --> 00:46:56,328 No, to use your brain. 542 00:46:58,163 --> 00:47:01,249 Or at least you can use your ass to save your neck. 543 00:47:04,127 --> 00:47:07,881 That's really funny. Too bad you're a cop. You'd make a great pimp. 544 00:47:08,090 --> 00:47:11,301 Here's the deal. You'll be treated fairly, 545 00:47:11,510 --> 00:47:16,973 because as bad as things get around here, they're only gonna get worse. 546 00:47:17,182 --> 00:47:19,101 And you need somebody on your side. 547 00:47:20,477 --> 00:47:24,981 I don't need anyone. I'm crazy, and I got my certificate. 548 00:47:25,190 --> 00:47:29,319 Anyway, whatever you do, they're just gonna run me back to St. Timothy's. 549 00:47:29,528 --> 00:47:32,864 But I'm not insured, so, you know... 550 00:47:33,073 --> 00:47:37,619 No one gets their pit and poison for free. 551 00:47:37,869 --> 00:47:43,417 They're just gonna dump me back here. I got no place else to go. 552 00:47:44,710 --> 00:47:47,087 You know, you can only go that road so many times. 553 00:47:47,587 --> 00:47:49,589 I'm hoping. 554 00:47:51,216 --> 00:47:56,221 - We gotta take both of you to the hospital. - No, no hospital, thank you. 555 00:47:56,471 --> 00:48:01,893 I can take care of myself. Anyway, I'm just gonna go back to the hotel. 556 00:48:02,102 --> 00:48:07,733 What hotel? I'm gonna burn it down unless I get what I need. 557 00:48:09,192 --> 00:48:11,236 I hate to play hardball. 558 00:48:12,279 --> 00:48:14,322 You know. 559 00:48:14,573 --> 00:48:16,783 I'm too scared to play hardball. 560 00:48:16,992 --> 00:48:20,704 You know, just watching her. 561 00:48:22,372 --> 00:48:26,501 But I didn't know that they stacked baloney that high. 562 00:48:33,884 --> 00:48:39,514 What makes you think Tom Tom knows? Or do you think that he did it? 563 00:48:41,433 --> 00:48:43,518 Not likely, no. 564 00:48:43,685 --> 00:48:48,982 So, which of us on the list is more likely? 565 00:48:50,150 --> 00:48:52,194 Everybody. 566 00:48:54,488 --> 00:49:01,203 Do you know what just one night with you would mean to him? 567 00:49:05,082 --> 00:49:07,834 I guess that's 'cause he's stupid. 568 00:49:08,960 --> 00:49:10,295 Is he? 569 00:49:16,134 --> 00:49:21,973 So I'm supposed to believe that after this, you'll leave us alone? 570 00:49:22,182 --> 00:49:25,352 Yes, everyone but the killer. 571 00:49:46,915 --> 00:49:50,752 Medical Services won't be able to deliver your unit until tomorrow evening, sir. 572 00:49:50,961 --> 00:49:53,422 - Fine, fine... - Or would you rather...? 573 00:49:53,630 --> 00:50:00,345 Yes, I'd rather be making love to my fiancée on the Riviera right now. Just send it. 574 00:50:00,595 --> 00:50:06,518 If you can't install the regulator into your back harness, please call the emergency number. 575 00:50:06,685 --> 00:50:08,478 Good luck, sir. 576 00:50:25,287 --> 00:50:28,165 We cured it out. 577 00:50:42,137 --> 00:50:45,057 Like never trust politicians or parking meters. 578 00:50:45,265 --> 00:50:49,019 Like on the first day, you know, me and Izzy, when we got along. 579 00:50:49,227 --> 00:50:54,357 Seeing our plan actually working was amazing. 580 00:50:55,567 --> 00:50:59,738 I was just worried my friends would be even more disappointed 581 00:50:59,946 --> 00:51:02,365 if it all fell apart. 582 00:51:02,532 --> 00:51:05,285 Like things usually did for them, 583 00:51:05,494 --> 00:51:10,123 'cause they'd always been what you call total losers. 584 00:51:15,504 --> 00:51:18,590 It's a little early in the day, thank you. 585 00:51:42,781 --> 00:51:46,076 I'd like to go to your room. 586 00:51:48,537 --> 00:51:52,207 Look over here, Tom Tom. 587 00:52:10,809 --> 00:52:13,812 Are you ready? One, two, three. 588 00:52:43,008 --> 00:52:45,052 Venice is for lovers. 589 00:52:45,260 --> 00:52:49,890 So you're a pretty smooth operator? 590 00:52:50,098 --> 00:52:54,478 Making deals with the cops and everything. 591 00:52:57,189 --> 00:53:00,025 I was just playing dumb. 592 00:53:01,276 --> 00:53:07,741 Uh-huh. So, you don't know anything about the murder? 593 00:53:08,825 --> 00:53:10,994 Uh-uh. 594 00:53:11,745 --> 00:53:13,830 You ever been in a hospital? 595 00:53:16,708 --> 00:53:19,252 Not much. 596 00:53:19,461 --> 00:53:22,672 Are you really retarded? 597 00:53:28,762 --> 00:53:31,098 OK. 598 00:53:32,724 --> 00:53:34,935 OK. 599 00:53:43,276 --> 00:53:47,280 Can you do something special? Can you...? 600 00:53:48,115 --> 00:53:53,578 I don't know, can you count all the toothpicks in one box in one glance 601 00:53:53,829 --> 00:53:57,332 or can you talk to animals or something? 602 00:54:06,341 --> 00:54:08,009 No. 603 00:54:09,094 --> 00:54:11,138 No. 604 00:54:12,806 --> 00:54:14,766 That's too bad. 605 00:54:14,975 --> 00:54:17,853 - Why don't you do something? - Bye-bye. 606 00:54:18,019 --> 00:54:20,021 Come on, the look. 607 00:54:21,565 --> 00:54:25,318 You know the look, no? No, no. 608 00:54:25,527 --> 00:54:28,822 The look. Do the look. 609 00:54:29,072 --> 00:54:31,825 No. Not funny. 610 00:54:32,033 --> 00:54:34,578 It's funny. 611 00:54:36,955 --> 00:54:39,291 - No. - Please. 612 00:54:41,376 --> 00:54:43,253 Please. 613 00:54:44,337 --> 00:54:46,256 Please. 614 00:54:47,090 --> 00:54:49,885 - Uh-uh. - For me. 615 00:54:55,223 --> 00:54:59,728 If you're not gonna play retard, I'm not gonna play whore. 616 00:55:59,371 --> 00:56:02,290 Don't go for a doughnut. 617 00:56:13,552 --> 00:56:15,595 So... 618 00:56:19,141 --> 00:56:24,062 So why do you like me so much, anyway? 619 00:56:26,356 --> 00:56:29,234 I don't know. 620 00:56:36,324 --> 00:56:38,618 Tom, you know... 621 00:56:40,162 --> 00:56:44,791 You can't always just say yes or no or... 622 00:56:44,958 --> 00:56:48,211 I don't know. You know? 623 00:56:49,296 --> 00:56:52,632 I mean, there must be a reason. 624 00:56:52,883 --> 00:56:55,802 You know, it'd be nice to know what it is. 625 00:57:00,766 --> 00:57:06,396 So why don't you think about it, and I'll wait. 626 00:57:29,795 --> 00:57:35,550 Love can never be portrayed the same way as a tree... 627 00:57:35,759 --> 00:57:39,679 ...or the sea, or any other mystery. 628 00:57:40,847 --> 00:57:44,351 It's the eyes, with which we see. 629 00:57:44,601 --> 00:57:47,729 It's the sinner in the saint. 630 00:57:48,814 --> 00:57:53,527 It's the light inside the paint. 631 00:58:01,701 --> 00:58:05,831 I always knew those lines would come in handy one day. 632 00:58:06,915 --> 00:58:09,459 I had to thank Izzy for that. 633 00:58:22,723 --> 00:58:26,393 You understand that celebrities depend entirely on my judgement, 634 00:58:26,601 --> 00:58:32,149 because the line between art and garbage can be thin. 635 00:58:32,357 --> 00:58:35,402 Sometimes even artists cannot see it. 636 00:58:35,610 --> 00:58:41,324 And sometimes it is my decision that makes it what it is. 637 00:58:41,533 --> 00:58:46,955 Therefore, the artist is often merely the painter, 638 00:58:47,164 --> 00:58:51,293 and the dealer is actually the artist. 639 00:58:51,835 --> 00:58:56,840 - Right, the bullshit artist. - Luckily the painter is dead, so I can speak freely. 640 00:58:57,132 --> 00:59:02,012 - Oh, don't hesitate, please. - It is, of course, garbage. 641 00:59:02,596 --> 00:59:04,765 I knew it! 642 00:59:08,602 --> 00:59:10,729 Important garbage. 643 00:59:10,937 --> 00:59:13,315 - Oh, important garbage. - Social... 644 00:59:14,524 --> 00:59:15,859 Psychotic... 645 00:59:17,069 --> 00:59:18,987 - Erotic? - Yes. 646 00:59:19,196 --> 00:59:21,239 Yes? 647 00:59:21,406 --> 00:59:24,159 Elegant? 648 00:59:24,367 --> 00:59:26,578 No. 649 00:59:26,787 --> 00:59:30,665 - Dark? Very dark. - Very dark. 650 00:59:30,874 --> 00:59:34,461 Yet optimistic. 651 00:59:34,711 --> 00:59:36,755 Large. 652 00:59:36,963 --> 00:59:40,384 Large... dark... garbage. 653 00:59:40,550 --> 00:59:45,472 - Right on, Reverend. - As art... I like it. 654 00:59:51,853 --> 00:59:54,898 He's so right. That's great. 655 00:59:55,107 --> 00:59:57,734 - I can sell it. - Let's go! 656 00:59:57,943 --> 01:00:02,489 He can sell it, oh, yeah. 657 01:00:04,449 --> 01:00:08,078 They found this girl's body in the garbage. 658 01:00:08,328 --> 01:00:12,082 One of those bins they have outside houses. 659 01:00:13,792 --> 01:00:17,254 And it was full of concrete 660 01:00:17,462 --> 01:00:19,923 so you couldn't even see her. 661 01:00:20,966 --> 01:00:26,138 And they had to chip away at the block very carefully 662 01:00:26,388 --> 01:00:30,434 so they wouldn't mess up any of the evidence. 663 01:00:30,642 --> 01:00:35,063 And they said that they didn't know... 664 01:00:36,148 --> 01:00:39,067 ...if she had been molested. 665 01:00:39,359 --> 01:00:42,696 Well, I bet she was. 666 01:00:43,321 --> 01:00:49,578 I bet she probably was molested in every possible way. 667 01:00:49,786 --> 01:00:53,749 Ways that you can't even imagine. 668 01:00:55,542 --> 01:00:58,336 Ways that don't even make sense. 669 01:00:58,545 --> 01:01:01,256 Not even to the people who did them. 670 01:01:01,882 --> 01:01:06,094 And you know, you know, the concrete was probably like... 671 01:01:07,387 --> 01:01:10,223 ...a relief, it was probably the most... 672 01:01:10,390 --> 01:01:13,560 wonderful thing that had ever happened to her. 673 01:01:13,769 --> 01:01:17,981 Like some warm bath that you can just... 674 01:01:18,231 --> 01:01:22,152 just sleep and sleep forever. 675 01:01:23,028 --> 01:01:25,072 They chip, chip, chip. 676 01:01:25,280 --> 01:01:29,451 They don't know any of the details or... 677 01:01:32,120 --> 01:01:34,498 Somebody... 678 01:01:34,706 --> 01:01:37,209 should cry. 679 01:01:37,459 --> 01:01:39,336 Somebody should cry. 680 01:01:39,503 --> 01:01:44,925 I had this fantasy, suddenly, that we'd have a normal life. 681 01:01:45,133 --> 01:01:49,012 She'd come one day with her suitcase and stay. 682 01:01:49,221 --> 01:01:53,600 We'd watch TV, maybe even go to the diner. 683 01:01:53,809 --> 01:01:58,313 She'd look at me, and I'd feel like... 684 01:01:58,563 --> 01:02:00,023 ...I reached her. 685 01:02:00,190 --> 01:02:03,360 You can cry! You! 686 01:02:07,447 --> 01:02:12,160 Do you know who killed him? Do you think I killed him? 687 01:02:17,124 --> 01:02:19,668 You know... 688 01:02:20,335 --> 01:02:22,379 ...he's gonna try and... 689 01:02:23,380 --> 01:02:28,260 ...trick you, and scare you. 690 01:02:32,889 --> 01:02:35,767 He's gonna hurt you. 691 01:02:51,366 --> 01:02:53,493 Fuck Skinner. 692 01:02:59,291 --> 01:03:01,334 Fuck Skinner. 693 01:03:07,090 --> 01:03:09,426 Fuck you, Skinner! 694 01:03:30,698 --> 01:03:34,243 # Every chip from every cup, 695 01:03:34,743 --> 01:03:37,288 # Every promise given up, 696 01:03:38,706 --> 01:03:42,001 # Every reason that's not enough 697 01:03:42,459 --> 01:03:44,086 # Is falling... 698 01:03:45,004 --> 01:03:47,089 # Falling at your feet. 699 01:03:50,968 --> 01:03:54,221 # Every band elastic limit, 700 01:03:55,014 --> 01:03:57,474 # Every race when there's nothing in it, 701 01:03:58,893 --> 01:04:02,271 # Every winner that's lost their ticket 702 01:04:02,521 --> 01:04:03,814 # Is falling, 703 01:04:04,315 --> 01:04:07,067 # Falling at your feet. 704 01:04:08,986 --> 01:04:11,989 # I've come crawling, 705 01:04:12,531 --> 01:04:15,200 # Crawling at your feet. 706 01:04:18,704 --> 01:04:22,124 # Everyone needs a friend, 707 01:04:22,791 --> 01:04:26,337 # Every life has no end, 708 01:04:27,004 --> 01:04:30,382 # Every knee ready to bend 709 01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:32,176 # Is falling, 710 01:04:32,468 --> 01:04:35,137 # Falling at your feet. 711 01:04:37,181 --> 01:04:39,934 # I've come crawling, 712 01:04:40,601 --> 01:04:43,437 # Falling at your feet... # 713 01:04:47,524 --> 01:04:49,318 I have to go. 714 01:04:57,117 --> 01:04:58,911 I could go... 715 01:05:00,371 --> 01:05:03,123 ...to the clinic... 716 01:05:12,132 --> 01:05:14,969 ...to get checked. 717 01:05:20,474 --> 01:05:23,686 So you don't catch anything. 718 01:05:33,487 --> 01:05:36,407 # But I love... you... # 719 01:05:38,200 --> 01:05:41,912 Jesus did not die for your sins alone, you know. 720 01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:48,544 He's dying for you right now. You can hear him if you got ears to hear. 721 01:05:50,629 --> 01:05:52,590 Yeah, Bravo, we left Charlie. 722 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:54,884 Uh-huh, one second... 723 01:05:56,260 --> 01:06:01,181 It's just this kid. He's one of the neighbourhood... 724 01:06:02,349 --> 01:06:04,435 Oh, that's real nice. 725 01:06:04,727 --> 01:06:07,730 Come on... Who taught you that? Your mama? 726 01:06:07,980 --> 01:06:13,110 Delegation is the name of the game, and delegation should give us the key, you know. 727 01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:17,197 That's the good thing. We don't want everybody grabbing the limelight 728 01:06:17,406 --> 01:06:21,535 just because things are looking good, it's starting to take off. 729 01:06:21,785 --> 01:06:24,246 You know, success, money, fame. 730 01:06:24,496 --> 01:06:28,417 I've been there, I've seen it all, from Jesus to Paul... 731 01:06:28,667 --> 01:06:31,337 - Finally, Tom Tom! - And it's not pretty. 732 01:06:31,545 --> 01:06:35,216 - Tom Tom, you're late. - There's no more Tom Tom. 733 01:06:36,008 --> 01:06:41,347 No more, no more Beggar's Butler. No more nothing, only just... I'm Tom. 734 01:06:41,597 --> 01:06:45,392 Bloody hell, it's already happening! 735 01:06:50,147 --> 01:06:52,983 - Thanks, Tom Tom. - Tom! 736 01:06:57,112 --> 01:06:59,240 Hey! Lucky I bumped into you. 737 01:06:59,448 --> 01:07:04,537 You know... We nearly missed our luncheon reservation. You hungry? 738 01:07:04,787 --> 01:07:06,497 - Let's go. - But Eloise... 739 01:07:06,747 --> 01:07:12,086 Come on. You'll like this place. Me, I'm starving. I could eat a whore. 740 01:07:15,839 --> 01:07:18,676 - Madame. - Madame. 741 01:07:39,989 --> 01:07:43,242 Yeah, much better. The last one tasted like bat's piss. You can just pour it. 742 01:07:43,492 --> 01:07:45,661 You can just pour it. 743 01:07:48,080 --> 01:07:51,625 - How are you doing on that appetizer? - You can just... 744 01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,462 I'm eating it. 745 01:07:55,713 --> 01:08:00,259 By the time you get round to doing it, it won't be fresh anymore. 746 01:08:08,601 --> 01:08:12,354 As we become more and more friendly, I'll take you to all my favourite restaurants. 747 01:08:12,605 --> 01:08:15,691 I'll tell you what, you can bring Eloise. Women love that shit. 748 01:08:15,941 --> 01:08:18,402 They love it out on the town. 749 01:08:18,611 --> 01:08:20,905 I know she likes you. 750 01:08:21,155 --> 01:08:23,616 She came to your room, didn't she? 751 01:08:23,866 --> 01:08:29,205 Oh, no, there's no need to be embarrassed. Hey, I only hope you can slip her a crippler. 752 01:08:29,455 --> 01:08:31,999 I don't ask questions. 753 01:08:33,292 --> 01:08:37,796 But you know, you can ask me anything. Anything at all. Anything. 754 01:08:41,967 --> 01:08:45,554 How's baby, baby Maya, Code Blue? 755 01:08:47,848 --> 01:08:50,392 - Waiter! - Waiter! 756 01:08:50,643 --> 01:08:53,771 - Take it away, yeah. - Take it away, yeah. 757 01:09:00,527 --> 01:09:03,197 Charlie, Charlie, we got Code Blue, we gotta get... 758 01:09:03,489 --> 01:09:07,284 We'll talk about that later. I'd love to tell you all about Maya, 759 01:09:07,534 --> 01:09:12,873 get real chummy, heart to heart, have talks just like you and Izzy used to have. 760 01:09:13,123 --> 01:09:15,167 I don't seem to remember. 761 01:09:15,417 --> 01:09:19,296 I know it must be hard to lose your best friend. Very hard, indeed. 762 01:09:19,547 --> 01:09:22,550 I know, no one can ever replace him and fill that... 763 01:09:22,758 --> 01:09:26,136 Mister Very Special Agent... 764 01:09:26,387 --> 01:09:29,390 I can't be your very special best friend. 765 01:09:29,598 --> 01:09:32,017 Too late. You are my special friend already. 766 01:09:32,268 --> 01:09:34,812 I fixed Eloise up for you, didn't I? 767 01:09:35,062 --> 01:09:38,065 Come on, I scratch yours, you scratch mine. 768 01:09:38,315 --> 01:09:41,443 I tell you what, just sit back, relax... 769 01:09:41,694 --> 01:09:44,196 and hit me with your favourite memories. 770 01:09:44,446 --> 01:09:49,869 Just say the first thing that pops into your head. I'll try to deduce who done it. 771 01:09:50,077 --> 01:09:55,749 It's like a game show. Let's have a big hand for Tom Tom T. Barrows. 772 01:09:57,084 --> 01:09:58,460 Come on... 773 01:09:58,711 --> 01:10:00,087 What? 774 01:10:06,844 --> 01:10:08,554 Don't be so fucking stupid. 775 01:10:08,762 --> 01:10:11,974 I am fucking stupid. 776 01:10:12,224 --> 01:10:15,936 Stupid would be letting the killer get away. You don't wanna do that. You know why? 777 01:10:16,228 --> 01:10:19,315 Because he might come and kill you. 778 01:10:28,616 --> 01:10:31,702 That was a nice try... Did you see that? 779 01:10:32,703 --> 01:10:36,248 I don't recall, I don't recall, I don't recall. 780 01:10:36,457 --> 01:10:41,295 You can just pour it! You can, you can just... Code Blue, pal. 781 01:10:45,549 --> 01:10:48,219 Charlie, Charlie, you better watch this guy. 782 01:10:48,469 --> 01:10:52,389 All right. All right. I can make Eloise stick. Yeah. 783 01:10:52,640 --> 01:10:55,935 She'd be easy. She had a good motive and a bad record. 784 01:10:56,143 --> 01:10:59,230 - She did it. - No. 785 01:10:59,480 --> 01:11:02,858 I gotta wrap this up. I gotta see my fiancée, and I'm already late. 786 01:11:03,108 --> 01:11:05,194 Most certainly, most 'specially not. 787 01:11:05,444 --> 01:11:09,365 It was Eloise. I'll pick her up after lunch. Dig in, it looks great. 788 01:11:14,036 --> 01:11:16,705 Got something to say? 789 01:11:20,292 --> 01:11:22,169 I did it. 790 01:11:25,172 --> 01:11:28,008 - That's amazing, you know. You did it? - I did it. 791 01:11:28,217 --> 01:11:32,846 - Killed the only person that was nice to you? - I did it. Not Eloise. 792 01:11:33,097 --> 01:11:37,810 Taught you all your quotes, and you killed him. Was probably gonna bump himself off, anyway. 793 01:11:38,018 --> 01:11:40,354 You did it? No, I don't buy it. I'm sorry. 794 01:11:40,604 --> 01:11:45,150 No, it had to be Eloise. She was the only one smart enough. She planned it, she did it... 795 01:11:50,656 --> 01:11:52,116 Fuck Skinner! 796 01:11:53,617 --> 01:11:56,287 OK, back off! FBI here. Enjoy your meals. 797 01:11:59,582 --> 01:12:01,917 Somebody's lying to me. 798 01:12:02,209 --> 01:12:08,465 You, and everybody. I think you know who it is. So we're gonna play a different game. 799 01:12:08,716 --> 01:12:11,969 If you keep your eyes shut, I'll presume it's Eloise. 800 01:12:12,219 --> 01:12:14,096 Left eye open, it's Dixie. 801 01:12:14,346 --> 01:12:17,016 Right eye open, it's Geronimo. Who's it gonna be? 802 01:12:17,182 --> 01:12:18,809 Dixie? 803 01:12:19,977 --> 01:12:21,729 Or Geronimo? 804 01:12:22,771 --> 01:12:25,441 Hi ho... Geronimo. 805 01:12:25,691 --> 01:12:27,818 No! No! 806 01:12:40,039 --> 01:12:41,957 Hey, Eloise. 807 01:12:42,791 --> 01:12:44,251 You amaze me. 808 01:12:45,169 --> 01:12:49,089 You're gonna arrest some two-bit Indian hustler for murder, 809 01:12:49,298 --> 01:12:53,302 based on the desperate testimony of this skateboard-riding half-wit. 810 01:12:53,552 --> 01:12:55,971 I knew you'd catch on eventually. 811 01:13:00,517 --> 01:13:02,102 You know... 812 01:13:04,021 --> 01:13:05,856 Everybody trusts him. 813 01:13:06,065 --> 01:13:09,485 Everybody. Hell, even I almost trust him. 814 01:13:09,693 --> 01:13:12,279 I trust him enough to shake things up, anyway. 815 01:13:12,529 --> 01:13:16,700 Agent Skinner. I got your missing person stats. 816 01:13:16,867 --> 01:13:20,079 Geronimo's real name is Eugenio Valdez. 817 01:13:20,287 --> 01:13:24,124 He stole his own file from the State Mental. He was treated for a personality disorder. 818 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:28,629 Believes he was Chief of the Navajo Nation. Three larceny arrests. Art theft. 819 01:13:28,837 --> 01:13:31,048 Sounds like a suspect. 820 01:13:34,343 --> 01:13:35,970 Skinner. 821 01:13:36,136 --> 01:13:38,389 - Maya. - You said you'd call. 822 01:13:38,597 --> 01:13:41,433 - I did call. - Sure. A few days later. 823 01:13:41,642 --> 01:13:44,562 - One day late. Yes, I... - I still don't... 824 01:13:44,770 --> 01:13:46,772 - You are. - I thought I was important. 825 01:13:47,022 --> 01:13:51,527 Maya, you are the most important person in my life. 826 01:13:51,735 --> 01:13:56,699 - Look, I'm in a car. - I could do without this crap. 827 01:13:56,865 --> 01:14:00,995 - I'm sorry you feel that way. - Is this the man I wanted to marry? 828 01:14:01,203 --> 01:14:03,289 This is who I am. 829 01:14:05,249 --> 01:14:07,209 Can you step on it? 830 01:14:27,938 --> 01:14:33,736 Eugenio Geronimo Valdez, you're under arrest. Put your hands behind your back. 831 01:14:53,547 --> 01:14:55,507 Izzy had so many thoughts, 832 01:14:55,674 --> 01:15:01,138 he said he had to store them in my empty head, where they'd be safe. 833 01:15:01,388 --> 01:15:04,058 If only I could let them out again. 834 01:15:11,315 --> 01:15:15,694 How could I explain that I had betrayed all my friends 835 01:15:15,861 --> 01:15:20,574 and spoiled their only chance to ever get rich, or ever get anything? 836 01:15:20,824 --> 01:15:23,327 Thank God they still don't know Geronimo's the real artist. 837 01:15:23,536 --> 01:15:27,164 Never underestimate the power of a juicy scandal. 838 01:15:27,373 --> 01:15:32,336 We're gonna lose our art dealer. You lose your dealer, you're nothing all over again. 839 01:15:32,545 --> 01:15:37,716 Damn dickhead cop! They give him a big badge, big money, 840 01:15:37,925 --> 01:15:39,885 just to go around fucking people up! 841 01:15:40,010 --> 01:15:43,639 Who cares? Let's just have the show. Let me call my people again. 842 01:15:43,847 --> 01:15:46,934 Why don't we all quietly accept that we're fucked? 843 01:15:47,142 --> 01:15:53,190 I mean, Geronimo owns the paintings. They got him in jail for killing Izzy. 844 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:58,028 - There's no way. - There's always a way. 845 01:15:59,613 --> 01:16:04,159 All we have to do is give them what they want, an easy fix. 846 01:16:04,368 --> 01:16:07,872 If we can prove that someone else killed Izzy, 847 01:16:08,080 --> 01:16:11,750 then Geronimo is free. 848 01:16:12,001 --> 01:16:16,672 It's not that easy. Once people get an idea into their heads, they're stuck. 849 01:16:16,881 --> 01:16:20,718 It doesn't matter that I wrote all those beautiful songs, you know. 850 01:16:20,926 --> 01:16:22,887 They still won't give me the Grammy. 851 01:16:23,095 --> 01:16:26,599 Besides, they're sure it was someone close to Izzy. 852 01:16:26,807 --> 01:16:30,603 So if it wasn't Geronimo, it has to be one of us, hasn't it? 853 01:16:30,853 --> 01:16:37,735 If nobody is ready to volunteer, we'll have to find someone as dumb as Tom Tom to confess. 854 01:16:51,040 --> 01:16:52,625 No! 855 01:16:55,336 --> 01:16:57,338 Not Tom. 856 01:17:07,097 --> 01:17:11,894 Well, it's all about believing, and if we believe in something, 857 01:17:12,102 --> 01:17:16,899 then that's real, isn't it? And if enough people believe in the same thing, then... 858 01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:19,568 that's reality. 859 01:17:20,653 --> 01:17:26,075 And now we have something that they all wanna believe in. 860 01:17:26,951 --> 01:17:31,372 We're back in the game, the reality game. 861 01:17:31,580 --> 01:17:33,207 And bloody hell... 862 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,710 ...I like it. 863 01:17:38,963 --> 01:17:42,049 He's gonna be fine, Eloise. 864 01:17:44,843 --> 01:17:48,264 Tom Tom's gonna be fine. 865 01:17:48,472 --> 01:17:52,977 It'll be for a little while, you understand? 866 01:17:53,185 --> 01:17:56,063 And then they'll get him off. 867 01:17:56,230 --> 01:17:59,733 Retarded insanity or something. 868 01:18:02,027 --> 01:18:04,405 And then, they'll send him off 869 01:18:04,613 --> 01:18:08,492 to some beautiful white mansion on a green hill, you know, 870 01:18:08,701 --> 01:18:13,581 surrounded by meadows on a cliff, overlooking the ocean. 871 01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:17,084 He's gonna get three nice meals a day and... 872 01:18:17,918 --> 01:18:21,881 people in white clothes caring for him. 873 01:18:22,089 --> 01:18:24,633 Now, that's what I call a future. 874 01:18:29,847 --> 01:18:33,642 Eye for an eye, tooth for the truth. 875 01:18:34,476 --> 01:18:37,855 Eye for an eye, tooth for the truth. 876 01:18:47,781 --> 01:18:51,869 What can I say? It seemed like the right thing to do. 877 01:18:52,119 --> 01:18:56,248 Not the wisest, technically, but it felt good to help. 878 01:18:56,415 --> 01:18:58,459 Now, first your name. 879 01:18:58,667 --> 01:19:02,296 Of course, the television aspect, that was a nice plus. 880 01:19:02,504 --> 01:19:06,884 My name is Thomas T. Barrow, and people call me Tom Tom, but please call me Tom. 881 01:19:07,092 --> 01:19:08,719 Tom. 882 01:19:10,179 --> 01:19:12,139 And today is... 883 01:19:13,474 --> 01:19:16,060 I wanna tell you today's date, please... 884 01:19:16,227 --> 01:19:17,853 And it's... 885 01:19:18,938 --> 01:19:21,357 ...the 23rd of March... 886 01:19:21,565 --> 01:19:24,276 2000... 2001. 887 01:19:25,027 --> 01:19:30,449 And Izzy Goldkiss was my very, very best friend, 888 01:19:30,699 --> 01:19:36,455 and so, maybe it's a little strange to tell you... 889 01:19:36,622 --> 01:19:39,500 tell you on television... 890 01:19:42,962 --> 01:19:45,297 I want to tell you that... 891 01:19:47,007 --> 01:19:49,969 I went ahead and pushed him off the roof... 892 01:19:51,053 --> 01:19:52,513 of the Hotel... 893 01:19:53,264 --> 01:19:55,641 Million Dollar, and... 894 01:19:55,808 --> 01:20:00,604 I only did it just by myself and I have, I have a poem. 895 01:20:02,439 --> 01:20:03,774 A what? 896 01:20:03,983 --> 01:20:07,987 I have a poem that Izzy was always teaching me, and... 897 01:20:08,195 --> 01:20:11,031 I wanted to read it. Please. 898 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:14,326 Well, do it fast. Fast. 899 01:20:30,301 --> 01:20:34,346 I knew I might go ahead and find you at the books... the books. 900 01:20:37,725 --> 01:20:42,521 You're certainly always at the books, and books and books and more books. 901 01:20:42,730 --> 01:20:48,402 You certainly never read any books or anything at all. 902 01:21:04,251 --> 01:21:06,962 What do you have to tell me? 903 01:21:08,297 --> 01:21:10,925 What did you wanna ask me? 904 01:21:20,309 --> 01:21:22,436 Can I see your beaver? 905 01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:30,444 Please? 906 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:37,660 'Cause... Hector said he had heard that you had a very nice little beaver. 907 01:21:42,122 --> 01:21:44,041 Do you have him? 908 01:21:44,959 --> 01:21:46,669 Tom... 909 01:21:47,795 --> 01:21:50,589 Beavers don't actually... 910 01:21:53,926 --> 01:21:55,344 I got rid of him. 911 01:22:01,892 --> 01:22:04,520 What did you do with him? 912 01:22:06,063 --> 01:22:07,773 I shaved it. 913 01:22:13,696 --> 01:22:16,574 You give me a hard time. 914 01:23:03,537 --> 01:23:05,915 Tom, you know, 915 01:23:06,123 --> 01:23:11,378 if Dixie or any of the others come and ask you for any... 916 01:23:11,587 --> 01:23:16,634 you know, favours or help to get Geronimo out of jail... 917 01:23:18,719 --> 01:23:21,347 You're gonna say "no", right? 918 01:23:46,330 --> 01:23:51,794 # So let's go up to the skies... 919 01:23:58,926 --> 01:24:01,262 Do you like TV? 920 01:24:04,765 --> 01:24:08,394 # Watched it for a little while... 921 01:24:09,478 --> 01:24:13,190 # I like to watch things on TV... 922 01:24:17,236 --> 01:24:20,823 # Satellite of love... 923 01:24:27,204 --> 01:24:30,374 # Satellite of love... # 924 01:24:54,189 --> 01:24:58,402 We take you now to Jean Swift, live in downtown Los Angeles. 925 01:24:58,611 --> 01:25:00,613 At the hotel now, 926 01:25:00,821 --> 01:25:04,325 we'll soon see more of the paintings and reveal new evidence 927 01:25:04,533 --> 01:25:07,620 that should exonerate Eugenio Geronimo Valdez, 928 01:25:07,870 --> 01:25:10,748 who's still being held for the murder. 929 01:25:10,956 --> 01:25:14,793 I'm Jean Swift, Channel 6 News. 930 01:25:15,461 --> 01:25:18,547 - Good evening, Million Dollar Hotel. - I'd like to speak to somebody in charge. 931 01:25:18,756 --> 01:25:21,759 Sure you would, but they're very busy, and so am I. 932 01:25:21,967 --> 01:25:24,595 - Well, I'm from the limo company. - Oh, limo. 933 01:25:24,845 --> 01:25:30,267 Send them to the back, so the guests can get in, and drive around the block and arrive in front. 934 01:25:31,060 --> 01:25:36,148 Wow, it was gonna be a big night for us and for the hotel. 935 01:25:36,315 --> 01:25:40,277 She finally looked like a million bucks. 936 01:25:40,527 --> 01:25:47,826 "The heart is a sleeping beauty, And love the only kiss it can't resist. 937 01:25:48,035 --> 01:25:53,123 "Even as eyes lay open wide, There is a heart that sleeps inside, 938 01:25:53,290 --> 01:25:58,379 "And it's to there you must be hastening, 939 01:25:58,629 --> 01:26:01,382 "For all hearts dream. 940 01:26:01,590 --> 01:26:04,969 "They dream only of awakening". 941 01:26:05,177 --> 01:26:07,263 And Izzy... 942 01:26:07,471 --> 01:26:12,017 he knew all that, but he went ahead and forgot it. 943 01:26:12,184 --> 01:26:15,646 But I didn't forget, and that's why I pushed him off the roof. 944 01:26:15,854 --> 01:26:20,150 That's it. We'll be airing this in exactly 10 minutes. 945 01:26:20,401 --> 01:26:23,320 If you're ready with a response, we'll be happy to include it. 946 01:26:23,529 --> 01:26:26,615 If you'll excuse me, I've got a live feed to go to. 947 01:26:28,951 --> 01:26:31,078 This confession is a joke. 948 01:26:34,206 --> 01:26:36,500 Whoever cooked it up is probably the killer. 949 01:26:36,709 --> 01:26:39,628 The very downtown crowd... 950 01:26:39,837 --> 01:26:42,089 Good luck, everybody. 951 01:26:47,344 --> 01:26:50,639 That's what I've always wanted. 952 01:26:50,848 --> 01:26:53,726 You know, Tom, whatever happens, I always loved you. 953 01:26:53,934 --> 01:26:57,479 Chief Larson, with your permission, sir, I'd like to issue an arrest warrant 954 01:26:57,688 --> 01:27:02,151 for Thomas T. Barrow, resident of the Million Dollar Hotel. Let's have him picked up ASAP. 955 01:27:02,276 --> 01:27:05,779 This party's gonna be a blast, even if the art is garbage. 956 01:27:05,988 --> 01:27:08,115 You talking to me? 957 01:27:09,950 --> 01:27:11,827 Come in. 958 01:27:16,332 --> 01:27:20,211 - I have something special. - Oh, Tom Tom. 959 01:27:23,839 --> 01:27:25,883 It's beautiful. 960 01:27:26,091 --> 01:27:30,721 - Thank you, Tom Tom. - It's Tom. 961 01:27:30,971 --> 01:27:33,224 - Tom. - Tom. 962 01:27:34,225 --> 01:27:37,186 Eloise, we're late for the party. 963 01:27:48,072 --> 01:27:51,951 So, aren't you gonna fix yourself up? 964 01:27:59,500 --> 01:28:04,588 You see, I grew up with people that you might call freaks... 965 01:28:04,838 --> 01:28:08,092 ...psychos. Oh, real basket cases. 966 01:28:08,717 --> 01:28:12,221 And since I was the only one with an arm growing out of my back, 967 01:28:12,388 --> 01:28:17,142 walking around hunched over like Palaeolithic Man, I was the star attraction. 968 01:28:17,351 --> 01:28:23,399 Yeah, even among the freaks. I could play the violin and wipe my own ass at the same time. 969 01:28:25,150 --> 01:28:28,862 And I saw more cruelty and more desperation 970 01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:32,157 than in a hundred war movies. 971 01:28:32,324 --> 01:28:36,996 But mostly, mostly what I saw - delusion. 972 01:28:37,204 --> 01:28:40,624 These people wanted to believe things that weren't true. 973 01:28:40,875 --> 01:28:43,377 I couldn't blame them, they were freaks. 974 01:28:43,586 --> 01:28:47,089 What the hell has this got to do with my son's murder? 975 01:28:47,298 --> 01:28:49,049 Well, that's just it. 976 01:28:49,258 --> 01:28:54,722 You want me to find someone who killed your son... Right? 977 01:28:54,889 --> 01:29:00,519 Someone other than you. You're afraid other people will see that... 978 01:29:00,769 --> 01:29:03,647 I mean, if he committed suicide... 979 01:29:03,856 --> 01:29:08,235 And in one way or another, I believe that he did. 980 01:29:08,444 --> 01:29:10,404 He had a very fragile ego. 981 01:29:11,280 --> 01:29:16,452 It was easily crushed by a much bigger ego, yours. 982 01:29:16,702 --> 01:29:21,624 You don't get it. We have a taped confession. 983 01:29:21,832 --> 01:29:24,168 That's not my fantasy. 984 01:29:25,377 --> 01:29:28,214 This game is over. 985 01:29:28,422 --> 01:29:31,926 And the results are going to be televised. 986 01:29:34,386 --> 01:29:39,767 - You read me, Special Agent? - Delusion seems to run in your family. 987 01:29:39,975 --> 01:29:44,355 If you impede me in any way at all, I'll be reading you your rights. 988 01:29:46,065 --> 01:29:50,486 Oh, from what I hear, you don't believe much in rights. 989 01:30:02,665 --> 01:30:06,835 You can't accept this because you didn't figure it out. 990 01:30:07,044 --> 01:30:10,047 And it was right in front of your eyes but you couldn't see it, 991 01:30:10,339 --> 01:30:14,134 because the friendly neighbourhood retard didn't fit your ego theory. 992 01:30:14,301 --> 01:30:18,847 And you know why you can't handle that? Because of your ego. 993 01:30:31,569 --> 01:30:37,074 Now wait! Can I just have one moment alone in the car with Izzy? 994 01:30:38,617 --> 01:30:41,871 We were gonna have a car just like this at the wedding. 995 01:30:42,079 --> 01:30:45,624 This is really not the right time, Vivien. 996 01:30:45,875 --> 01:30:51,171 I haven't left this building since December 1980. 997 01:30:51,338 --> 01:30:54,091 - Shit, man, come on, we're gonna be late. - Awesome. 998 01:30:54,300 --> 01:30:59,054 Hey, move over, sister. We're a family now. 999 01:30:59,263 --> 01:31:02,600 - This is a family business. - A dysfunctional family business. 1000 01:31:02,850 --> 01:31:04,351 A family from nowhere! 1001 01:31:05,144 --> 01:31:08,272 Hey, remember I told you how people came to the lobby 1002 01:31:08,480 --> 01:31:12,026 to talk about the good old days and watch television? 1003 01:31:12,192 --> 01:31:15,988 Suddenly it was like the good old days were back 1004 01:31:16,196 --> 01:31:19,366 and television came to life. 1005 01:31:19,617 --> 01:31:23,329 It was a chance for all my friends to be themselves again, 1006 01:31:23,537 --> 01:31:27,041 like they were before their lives went to hell. 1007 01:31:27,249 --> 01:31:29,126 It was like heaven. 1008 01:31:29,335 --> 01:31:33,881 - Hey, hey, hey, do I know you? - Hey, do I know you? 1009 01:31:34,048 --> 01:31:38,302 - Wow, look at all those people. - Oh, where do they all come from? 1010 01:31:38,552 --> 01:31:40,638 That's gonna be wild. 1011 01:31:40,846 --> 01:31:42,973 Holy cow, this is gonna be a big event. 1012 01:31:43,182 --> 01:31:45,809 It is a big event. It's for us. 1013 01:31:46,018 --> 01:31:48,979 Police have dropped charges against Eugenio Geronimo Valdez 1014 01:31:49,188 --> 01:31:53,525 and are arresting Tommy T. Barrow, locally known as Tom Tom. 1015 01:31:53,692 --> 01:31:58,948 Channel 6 will now present our exclusively obtained confession tape in its entirety. 1016 01:31:59,198 --> 01:32:00,658 I'm Jean Swift, Channel 6 News. 1017 01:32:00,866 --> 01:32:04,328 - Hey, Tom Tom's gonna be on TV. - Tom Tom, you're on TV. 1018 01:32:04,537 --> 01:32:08,874 My name is Thomas T. Barrow, but they call me Tom Tom. Please call me Tom. 1019 01:32:09,083 --> 01:32:10,793 Tom. 1020 01:32:12,127 --> 01:32:13,546 And today is... 1021 01:32:15,422 --> 01:32:18,050 I wanna tell you today's date, please. 1022 01:32:18,259 --> 01:32:22,930 And it's 23rd of March. 1023 01:32:23,138 --> 01:32:25,474 2000... 2001. 1024 01:32:26,642 --> 01:32:30,980 And Izzy Goldkiss was my very, very best... 1025 01:32:31,188 --> 01:32:35,317 best friend and... I loved him, and... 1026 01:32:37,695 --> 01:32:41,657 I certainly loved him, and so maybe it's... 1027 01:32:41,865 --> 01:32:46,161 a little strange to tell you, to tell you... 1028 01:32:47,872 --> 01:32:49,915 I went ahead and pushed him off the roof. 1029 01:32:50,165 --> 01:32:54,378 The dress you're gonna wear, I wore to a party years ago. 1030 01:32:54,545 --> 01:32:58,632 There was a famous psychic in the thirties, and he told me 1031 01:32:58,841 --> 01:33:03,554 that a wonderful man was gonna come into my life and I must wait for him. 1032 01:33:03,762 --> 01:33:09,018 He was gonna be handsome and clean, a bit of a rogue. 1033 01:33:10,519 --> 01:33:14,440 But he was going to bring me diamonds, because he loved me. 1034 01:33:14,607 --> 01:33:19,737 "And it's to there you must be hastening... 1035 01:33:19,945 --> 01:33:23,115 "For all hearts dream. 1036 01:33:23,324 --> 01:33:27,244 "They dream only of awak... awakening". 1037 01:33:27,494 --> 01:33:30,289 Nice poem, Tom Tom. 1038 01:33:30,748 --> 01:33:35,878 And Izzy knew all that... 1039 01:33:36,128 --> 01:33:40,633 but he went ahead and forgot it. But I didn't forget him, and that's why... 1040 01:33:40,841 --> 01:33:43,510 I pushed him off the roof. 1041 01:33:43,761 --> 01:33:46,430 We're back with Jean Swift, live on the scene. 1042 01:33:46,972 --> 01:33:52,186 - Oh, Jean, I know you, you're on Channel 6. - How do you feel just now? 1043 01:33:52,353 --> 01:33:54,480 - It's wonderful being here. - I feel wonderful. 1044 01:33:54,688 --> 01:33:56,565 - It's a sad... - I love you all. 1045 01:33:56,774 --> 01:33:59,401 It's a sad kind of a night, 'cause Israel was so talented... 1046 01:33:59,610 --> 01:34:03,572 But I'm very happy that he's got his work here. 1047 01:34:05,616 --> 01:34:10,079 That's it. That's exactly what I told you with the purple and everything, you know. 1048 01:34:10,246 --> 01:34:12,831 Wow! What a night! What a sight! 1049 01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:17,086 You know the way they always tell you the bad stuff about murder? 1050 01:34:17,294 --> 01:34:21,507 I have to say, Izzy's life might've been shitty, 1051 01:34:21,757 --> 01:34:23,884 but his death was pretty great. 1052 01:34:24,134 --> 01:34:26,387 It was like it brought everybody to life. 1053 01:34:35,896 --> 01:34:39,275 - Good evening, sir. - Good evening, officers. Welcome to the party. 1054 01:34:39,483 --> 01:34:42,152 Let me ask you, you seen this kid? 1055 01:34:42,361 --> 01:34:47,575 Hey! I haven't had any of this stuff since Herbert Hoover. 1056 01:34:48,367 --> 01:34:50,494 No, he checked out. 1057 01:34:50,661 --> 01:34:56,208 He checked out yesterday. He went to Philadelphia, I think. 1058 01:34:56,458 --> 01:34:59,003 Call us if you see him. 1059 01:34:59,211 --> 01:35:04,884 All right. Help yourself to some champagne and some cannabis... uh, canapés. 1060 01:35:06,594 --> 01:35:07,928 Joe... 1061 01:35:08,137 --> 01:35:10,598 - Tom Tom! Are you nuts? - Let me talk to her. 1062 01:35:10,764 --> 01:35:15,895 - No, they were here looking for you. - I need to see Eloise. Please. 1063 01:35:16,145 --> 01:35:19,815 - Please. - But then you have to go. 1064 01:35:20,566 --> 01:35:25,237 That's fish eggs. Very good. And very expensive. 1065 01:35:26,322 --> 01:35:31,660 - Oh, Joe, so beautiful. - It's all right. Come on, let's go. 1066 01:35:31,869 --> 01:35:34,246 - Isn't she beautiful? - Yes, she is. 1067 01:35:34,455 --> 01:35:37,124 But come on, Tom Tom, you gotta get out of here. 1068 01:35:37,333 --> 01:35:39,293 Eloise! 1069 01:35:41,712 --> 01:35:45,090 Eloise! No, no, no! 1070 01:35:45,299 --> 01:35:46,634 WHOO! 1071 01:35:46,884 --> 01:35:48,219 Shut up! 1072 01:35:48,427 --> 01:35:51,513 Please, Joe! Tell her to meet me at the books. 1073 01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:53,807 The books, the books, all right. 1074 01:36:28,342 --> 01:36:30,970 Skinner, FBI. This way, gentlemen. 1075 01:36:33,055 --> 01:36:35,975 Just follow your noses to your left down there. 1076 01:36:41,897 --> 01:36:44,191 - Mr Goldkiss. - Mr Goldkiss. 1077 01:36:44,400 --> 01:36:49,029 Mr Goldkiss, how does it feel to see your late son's art in the limelight finally? 1078 01:36:49,238 --> 01:36:50,573 It feels very good, it's wonderful. 1079 01:36:50,739 --> 01:36:54,201 Do you believe the murder confession just made by your son's friend? 1080 01:36:54,410 --> 01:36:58,497 Yes, of course I believe it. Why shouldn't I believe it? Excuse me. 1081 01:37:07,882 --> 01:37:09,341 No, he did not. 1082 01:37:09,508 --> 01:37:12,303 He was just on TV, and he was just here. And he wants to see you. 1083 01:37:12,511 --> 01:37:16,724 - Where is he? - The books. He said something about books. 1084 01:37:18,309 --> 01:37:21,937 Oh, my God! She usually looks like a drowned rat. 1085 01:37:22,146 --> 01:37:26,984 Hey, Vivien, I want you to meet my secretary, Rhonda, the mushroom girl. 1086 01:37:27,192 --> 01:37:29,403 And what do you think about the paintings? 1087 01:37:38,913 --> 01:37:40,289 Hey, Tom. 1088 01:37:42,791 --> 01:37:45,669 I always wanted to read a book. 1089 01:37:45,878 --> 01:37:49,340 But how do you choose which one? 1090 01:37:57,348 --> 01:37:59,225 Hi, Dad. 1091 01:38:00,684 --> 01:38:04,605 It's me. Me, Vivien. 1092 01:38:05,105 --> 01:38:07,358 Izzy's fiancée. 1093 01:38:18,244 --> 01:38:20,663 Hey, I was a good friend of your son's. 1094 01:38:20,871 --> 01:38:23,415 At the top, to your left, sir. 1095 01:38:25,251 --> 01:38:28,170 I have important clients waiting. I hope this won't take long. 1096 01:38:28,420 --> 01:38:30,548 Mere seconds. 1097 01:38:33,008 --> 01:38:38,305 Do you know that terrible sinking feeling, when you've taken a big chance? 1098 01:38:38,514 --> 01:38:43,727 I mean, just gone on your gut, really throwing your dick out there on the chopping block. 1099 01:38:43,936 --> 01:38:49,066 And then someone simply hands you an envelope, and - poof! - 1100 01:38:49,275 --> 01:38:51,569 it all goes up in smoke. 1101 01:39:20,014 --> 01:39:22,057 I know a place. 1102 01:39:26,937 --> 01:39:28,856 Ladies and gentlemen, 1103 01:39:29,023 --> 01:39:32,902 the police have taken down one of the Goldkiss paintings for a closer inspection. 1104 01:39:33,110 --> 01:39:36,655 We have an art expert in from London, Terence Scopey, 1105 01:39:36,864 --> 01:39:41,368 Officer Charles Best from the Los Angeles Police Department... 1106 01:39:43,120 --> 01:39:46,415 Oh, there's another painting under there. 1107 01:39:47,791 --> 01:39:52,880 It's a stolen Schnabel. He stole the Schnabel and poured tar over it. 1108 01:39:53,047 --> 01:39:56,634 - Jesus Christ. - What's a Schnabel? 1109 01:39:59,011 --> 01:40:00,721 Back to Jean Swift. 1110 01:40:00,930 --> 01:40:04,183 Pursuing the murderer, police and tar experts... 1111 01:40:04,391 --> 01:40:07,811 Police and art experts have made a startling discovery. 1112 01:40:08,020 --> 01:40:10,689 Apparently the tar used in the Goldkiss art pieces 1113 01:40:10,856 --> 01:40:14,610 has been covering other paintings, stolen from downtown galleries. 1114 01:40:14,860 --> 01:40:17,947 Among them, a Schnabel and two by Alejandro Garmendilla. 1115 01:40:18,155 --> 01:40:20,866 Whether the murder and the art scam are connected 1116 01:40:21,075 --> 01:40:25,079 may not be discovered until Tommy T. Barrow, the retarded fugitive, is captured. 1117 01:40:25,287 --> 01:40:27,623 I'm Jean Swift, Channel 6 News. 1118 01:40:27,831 --> 01:40:30,000 So... 1119 01:40:30,167 --> 01:40:32,795 You're on television. 1120 01:40:36,173 --> 01:40:40,219 But this, this... 1121 01:40:40,427 --> 01:40:43,806 This is... very much better than TV. 1122 01:40:44,014 --> 01:40:48,352 It's even better and better than... very, very best moment in my life. 1123 01:40:48,519 --> 01:40:54,108 - Tom! - And I certainly hope this is maybe even... 1124 01:40:54,358 --> 01:40:59,822 good and better for you, too, and this here... with me? 1125 01:41:00,030 --> 01:41:01,740 Oh, baby. 1126 01:41:09,456 --> 01:41:11,667 You can just pour it. 1127 01:41:14,044 --> 01:41:15,796 Tom... 1128 01:41:16,005 --> 01:41:21,635 So Dixie and the others, they helped you get on TV? 1129 01:41:21,844 --> 01:41:26,849 Yes, they were very much helpful in getting me on TV. 1130 01:41:30,227 --> 01:41:34,315 Oh, you're leaving us, Sergeant Pilcher? The party has just begun. 1131 01:41:34,523 --> 01:41:40,195 Yes, well. Enjoy your moment of glory, whoop it up. Twist and shout! 1132 01:41:40,404 --> 01:41:44,199 'Cause when they catch up with you, you'll find the things that they do 1133 01:41:44,450 --> 01:41:47,286 make me feel all right. 1134 01:41:47,494 --> 01:41:51,749 Now, I can tell you about Leroy Neiman, a marvellous artist. 1135 01:41:51,916 --> 01:41:56,003 But as for this Schnabel, I don't know who that man is. 1136 01:41:56,212 --> 01:42:00,132 Apparently, he's very well known in the... art world. 1137 01:42:00,341 --> 01:42:06,555 - How old was Izzy? - Like Jesus, about 30... 30 years old. 1138 01:42:07,973 --> 01:42:10,809 You pushed and killed your best friend, and now they're gonna try 1139 01:42:11,018 --> 01:42:15,022 and take you away... and hurt you. 1140 01:42:16,398 --> 01:42:20,194 Because, because you said you pushed him. 1141 01:42:21,737 --> 01:42:23,739 I pushed him. 1142 01:42:33,707 --> 01:42:36,252 So you're saying that you pushed him? 1143 01:42:36,460 --> 01:42:41,757 I'm saying... I went ahead, I went ahead and let... 1144 01:42:43,259 --> 01:42:47,763 ...Izzy go off the roof, and now I'm the main man... 1145 01:42:47,930 --> 01:42:51,141 - And now I need to go. - Yes, Tom, you are the main man. 1146 01:42:51,350 --> 01:42:54,937 But you know what? It's very dangerous for you here. 1147 01:42:55,187 --> 01:43:00,693 So, why don't we just get out of here and go someplace else? 1148 01:43:00,901 --> 01:43:04,697 Charlie Chocolate on four, gotta go, go, go. 1149 01:43:25,968 --> 01:43:30,806 This is very much good and better, and safer. It's our very own room. 1150 01:43:31,015 --> 01:43:34,852 What are we going to do? We have to call the police? 1151 01:43:35,060 --> 01:43:37,980 No, we talk to Skinner, the truth. 1152 01:43:38,188 --> 01:43:41,150 - You confessed to a murder you didn't commit. - Listen, listen... 1153 01:43:41,358 --> 01:43:46,947 No, you listen! They're gonna take you to some hospital. Don't you get it? 1154 01:43:47,156 --> 01:43:49,533 - They're gonna take you away from me. - Izzy... 1155 01:43:49,742 --> 01:43:52,870 Stop saying that! I'm not gonna listen to you any more. 1156 01:43:53,078 --> 01:43:55,706 Everything on television is not real. 1157 01:43:55,915 --> 01:43:57,625 Stop this! 1158 01:44:08,093 --> 01:44:11,472 You remember everything, don't you? 1159 01:44:15,768 --> 01:44:21,315 You certainly remember what Izzy went ahead and did to you. 1160 01:44:21,523 --> 01:44:23,692 Who cares? 1161 01:44:29,531 --> 01:44:31,992 I care... 1162 01:44:32,201 --> 01:44:34,328 for you. 1163 01:44:35,496 --> 01:44:38,541 Because you should certainly have yourself... 1164 01:44:38,749 --> 01:44:41,835 Even if Izzy didn't think so and said you were nothing 1165 01:44:42,086 --> 01:44:45,047 and went ahead and did what he did to you. 1166 01:44:50,678 --> 01:44:56,267 And that's why I went ahead and let him go off the roof 1167 01:44:56,475 --> 01:44:59,311 just like he wanted. 1168 01:45:02,815 --> 01:45:07,236 He wrote this like nearly two hundred years ago 1169 01:45:07,444 --> 01:45:13,284 for this girl who was hauntin' him, you know, from another dimension. 1170 01:45:14,451 --> 01:45:19,039 The name, Eloise, came to him like in a dream. 1171 01:45:20,040 --> 01:45:25,880 Hello, hello, Eloise, hello, hello... 1172 01:45:28,507 --> 01:45:33,971 # I am he, as you are he, As me are you and we are all together... # 1173 01:45:34,179 --> 01:45:36,724 We are all together, man. That's the only thing, you know? 1174 01:45:36,974 --> 01:45:40,185 This, what is this? What is this crap? 1175 01:45:44,732 --> 01:45:47,276 # I am he 1176 01:45:47,443 --> 01:45:50,237 # As you are he 1177 01:45:51,196 --> 01:45:56,619 # As you are me and we are all together 1178 01:45:56,869 --> 01:45:59,038 # Oh, yeah 1179 01:45:59,246 --> 01:46:05,794 # See how they run, like pigs from the gun, See how they fly. 1180 01:46:12,426 --> 01:46:15,346 # I'm crying, 1181 01:46:16,722 --> 01:46:22,186 # I'm cr-y-y-y-ying. # 1182 01:46:25,522 --> 01:46:27,566 Here we go again, you know, Ed. 1183 01:46:32,821 --> 01:46:36,242 # Sitting on a cornflake 1184 01:46:38,494 --> 01:46:41,705 # Waiting for the van to come. # 1185 01:46:41,914 --> 01:46:44,833 I don't know where the fuck I got that from. 1186 01:46:45,042 --> 01:46:47,628 # Corporation T-shirt, Stupid bloody Tuesday, 1187 01:46:47,836 --> 01:46:52,591 # Man, you been a naughty boy, You let your face grow so long. 1188 01:46:55,427 --> 01:46:57,972 # I am the eggman, all right? 1189 01:46:58,180 --> 01:47:01,058 # Oh, they're the eggman 1190 01:47:01,267 --> 01:47:05,187 # Because I am the walrus. 1191 01:47:05,437 --> 01:47:09,441 # Coo-coo-cachoo, coo-coo-cachoo... # 1192 01:47:13,487 --> 01:47:17,157 We gotta find a safe place to stay for a few days. 1193 01:47:18,033 --> 01:47:22,121 We can check it out. You know that guy, Jerry, that lives downstairs? 1194 01:47:22,329 --> 01:47:25,207 He lives on the fourth floor, he plays the soul music all day. 1195 01:47:25,457 --> 01:47:27,918 He has an apartment just like this, with the windows. 1196 01:47:28,085 --> 01:47:30,921 You can look down and you can watch me. 1197 01:47:31,130 --> 01:47:34,967 When the coast is clear, I'm gonna be downstairs. Right below there's an exit. 1198 01:47:35,175 --> 01:47:38,554 You watch out there, you make one of your little sounds. 1199 01:47:38,762 --> 01:47:41,640 One of those little sounds, and then I'll know that I can go. 1200 01:47:41,891 --> 01:47:44,894 We can make our way 1201 01:47:45,102 --> 01:47:48,981 down to South America, maybe. Wow, can you imagine? 1202 01:47:49,148 --> 01:47:53,569 That would be so amazing. It's supposed to be so much warmer there. 1203 01:47:53,777 --> 01:47:57,489 It's like a wet heat, because it's raining... 1204 01:47:59,074 --> 01:48:00,910 all the time. 1205 01:48:02,536 --> 01:48:05,873 And the air gets so damp... 1206 01:48:06,916 --> 01:48:11,587 and the fish, they come in the door and swim out the window. 1207 01:48:14,215 --> 01:48:16,508 And it gets hot, too. 1208 01:48:16,759 --> 01:48:19,094 Very hot. 1209 01:48:20,596 --> 01:48:23,224 And the birds... 1210 01:48:23,432 --> 01:48:27,937 ...and they break through the screens... 1211 01:48:30,189 --> 01:48:32,441 ...to die... 1212 01:48:33,609 --> 01:48:36,028 ...in the bedrooms. 1213 01:49:04,598 --> 01:49:07,768 I knew her plan could never work. 1214 01:49:08,811 --> 01:49:10,980 It would never work. 1215 01:49:12,648 --> 01:49:16,944 But it was the sweetest thing I ever heard. 1216 01:49:17,152 --> 01:49:20,322 The sweetest thing I ever heard. 1217 01:50:51,664 --> 01:50:55,000 Tom Tom, I have to tell you something. 1218 01:50:55,209 --> 01:51:00,130 - No, Izzy, please. Don't. - Don't jump... or don't tell you? 1219 01:51:00,381 --> 01:51:03,217 - Come down. - You have to understand about Eloise. 1220 01:51:03,425 --> 01:51:06,345 I understand that I love her. 1221 01:51:06,512 --> 01:51:08,722 You can't love something puts no value on itself. 1222 01:51:08,931 --> 01:51:10,933 Yes, you can. 1223 01:51:13,352 --> 01:51:16,814 You know what I did for you? So you'll realize you're in love with nothing. 1224 01:51:17,064 --> 01:51:20,317 She's not nothing. I know she's not! 1225 01:51:20,526 --> 01:51:24,029 I'm gonna tell you what I did to her. 1226 01:51:24,697 --> 01:51:26,865 I wasn't trying to hurt you. 1227 01:51:28,117 --> 01:51:32,913 She was wearing that stupid sweater with the stripes and those red tights. 1228 01:51:33,163 --> 01:51:36,458 Bare and dirty feet, dirty bare feet. 1229 01:51:37,543 --> 01:51:41,338 I thought you should know. She just lay there like a sack of potatoes. 1230 01:51:41,547 --> 01:51:44,508 It was really pitiful. 1231 01:51:44,717 --> 01:51:47,303 She was nothing. 1232 01:51:47,469 --> 01:51:49,972 I fucked nothing. 1233 01:51:51,307 --> 01:51:53,684 No, no, no. 1234 01:52:26,884 --> 01:52:29,470 So now you know. 1235 01:53:35,786 --> 01:53:39,790 It's funny the way stuff finally hits you. 1236 01:53:41,834 --> 01:53:44,962 Take love, for example... 1237 01:53:45,129 --> 01:53:49,425 All that love that led me to Eloise... 1238 01:53:49,633 --> 01:53:54,972 is the same love that led me to kill my best friend. 1239 01:53:55,222 --> 01:53:59,184 Exact same love, different results. 1240 01:54:01,937 --> 01:54:05,649 Maybe in the future they'll have all this figured out. 1241 01:54:05,816 --> 01:54:08,736 You missed the show. 1242 01:54:08,944 --> 01:54:11,530 I saw it on TV. 1243 01:54:11,739 --> 01:54:14,241 It's not the same. 1244 01:54:20,488 --> 01:54:23,616 You know, I always liked Skinner. 1245 01:54:23,824 --> 01:54:27,995 Maybe because I knew he was really one of us. 1246 01:54:28,162 --> 01:54:31,374 Even if he tried so hard to forget. 1247 01:54:31,624 --> 01:54:35,336 I felt kind of bad that he couldn't figure out it was me. 1248 01:54:35,544 --> 01:54:40,716 And by the way, I think it WAS my ego that made me do it. 1249 01:54:41,968 --> 01:54:47,306 I didn't even know I had one until I met Eloise. 1250 01:55:34,228 --> 01:55:36,480 She came... 1251 01:55:36,689 --> 01:55:39,775 just like I always imagined it. 1252 01:55:41,986 --> 01:55:44,905 I wish I was still there. 1253 01:55:52,622 --> 01:55:55,458 Yeah, like I was saying, 1254 01:55:55,666 --> 01:55:58,961 after I jumped, it occurred to me: 1255 01:55:59,170 --> 01:56:03,507 life is perfect, life is the best. 1256 01:56:03,758 --> 01:56:09,263 It's full of magic and beauty and surprises. 1257 01:56:09,430 --> 01:56:14,352 You just don't see all that clearly when you're still there. 1258 01:56:14,560 --> 01:56:18,105 All I ever wanted was just to reach Eloise. 1259 01:56:18,356 --> 01:56:20,483 just to reach her. 1260 01:56:20,691 --> 01:56:26,405 I did. And I ended up turning the world upside down along the way, 1261 01:56:26,572 --> 01:56:30,451 even if just for a moment. Wow! 1262 01:56:35,122 --> 01:56:39,585 # All my life I worshipped her, 1263 01:56:39,794 --> 01:56:45,299 # Her golden voice, her beauty's beat; 1264 01:56:45,466 --> 01:56:51,097 # How she made us feel, How she made me real, 1265 01:56:51,305 --> 01:56:55,559 # And the ground beneath her feet... 1266 01:56:56,435 --> 01:57:00,648 # And the ground beneath her feet. 1267 01:57:13,494 --> 01:57:17,873 # No, I can't be sure of anything, 1268 01:57:18,082 --> 01:57:24,171 # Black is white and cold is heat. 1269 01:57:24,338 --> 01:57:29,468 # What I worship stole my love away, 1270 01:57:29,719 --> 01:57:34,181 # Was the ground beneath her feet, 1271 01:57:34,390 --> 01:57:39,437 # Was the ground beneath her feet. 1272 01:57:42,064 --> 01:57:46,652 # Go lightly down your darkened ways, 1273 01:57:46,861 --> 01:57:50,990 # Go lightly underground. 1274 01:57:52,199 --> 01:57:57,288 # I'll be down there in another day. 1275 01:57:57,496 --> 01:58:01,375 # I won't rest until you're free. # 1276 01:58:28,069 --> 01:58:30,696 # Let me love you, 1277 01:58:30,905 --> 01:58:33,783 # Let me rescue you, 1278 01:58:33,991 --> 01:58:38,663 # Let me bring you where two roads meet. 1279 01:58:38,871 --> 01:58:41,832 # I'll come back above, 1280 01:58:42,083 --> 01:58:47,964 # Where there is only lo-o-o-ove... 1281 01:58:48,172 --> 01:58:51,550 # Only love... # 1282 01:59:48,274 --> 01:59:51,611 # Take a stranger by the hand, 1283 01:59:52,236 --> 01:59:55,489 # A man who doesn't understand 1284 01:59:55,698 --> 01:59:59,327 # His wildest dreams. 1285 02:00:03,372 --> 02:00:07,168 # Walk across the dirty sand, 1286 02:00:07,376 --> 02:00:14,133 # Offer him an ocean that he's never seen. 1287 02:00:16,844 --> 02:00:21,182 # Maybe I was blind 1288 02:00:22,099 --> 02:00:28,773 # Or I might have closed my eyes. 1289 02:00:32,652 --> 02:00:36,197 # Maybe I was dumb 1290 02:00:36,405 --> 02:00:39,367 # When I forgot to say, 1291 02:00:40,117 --> 02:00:43,996 # If you didn't know... 1292 02:00:45,790 --> 02:00:51,921 # Never let me... go... 1293 02:00:55,591 --> 02:00:59,053 # Never let me go... 1294 02:01:03,221 --> 02:01:07,000 # Never let me go... 1295 02:01:10,870 --> 02:01:13,401 # Never let me go. #