1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:00:53,407 --> 00:00:57,654 I'm sorry. I can't find it my wallet I have to have ten items. 3 00:00:57,745 --> 00:01:00,949 - Can you call me first? - There is someone in front of you, sir. 4 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:03,164 I usually keep my changes change my little bear, but... 5 00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:06,169 That's almost interesting. How much it costs? 6 00:01:07,673 --> 00:01:09,796 - 5.26. - just add it, please 7 00:01:09,884 --> 00:01:12,801 Wait a minute. If not in this one, it will be on the other. 8 00:01:12,887 --> 00:01:16,007 - That will be 9.65. - Thank you very much. - How sweet. 9 00:01:16,099 --> 00:01:18,507 - You don't have to do it for me. - I don't do it for you Check several bags next time. 10 00:01:18,601 --> 00:01:21,887 11 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:22,929 jerking. 12 00:01:37,305 --> 00:01:40,840 - How can I help you, Governor? - Some dirtbags... 13 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,721 poop from... attorney general's office... 14 00:01:43,812 --> 00:01:46,647 I have dared to mention the word "prison". 15 00:01:46,732 --> 00:01:50,600 Wow. 16 00:01:50,695 --> 00:01:53,696 Waaah! 17 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:59,654 - Someone calls "waaambulance"! - What? What did you say? 18 00:02:08,464 --> 00:02:12,165 Governor, do you know how many are one killer politician under the age of 60? 19 00:02:12,260 --> 00:02:14,586 - No. - Dear self. 20 00:02:14,679 --> 00:02:16,921 Now, Governor, I will be more than happy to help you get out of this mess... 21 00:02:17,015 --> 00:02:19,341 that you are very willing seems to have stepped into 22 00:02:19,435 --> 00:02:22,471 - But you have to do something - What is that? 23 00:02:22,563 --> 00:02:25,185 - Stop crying. - I will try. 24 00:02:25,274 --> 00:02:28,478 No, I mean now too. You make me headache. 25 00:02:43,837 --> 00:02:48,131 Excuse me, friend, is there more to drink? 26 00:02:48,216 --> 00:02:50,790 - do you have a single malt scotch? - Of course. 27 00:02:52,179 --> 00:02:54,670 So what do you do to make a living? 28 00:02:57,185 --> 00:03:01,432 Do you want to tell about that? You know, the comfort of strangers and so on. 29 00:03:01,523 --> 00:03:03,432 No. 30 00:03:05,778 --> 00:03:07,687 Oh. It must be something on the internet. 31 00:03:09,365 --> 00:03:11,654 Or finance. 32 00:03:11,742 --> 00:03:13,782 Genetic engineering, maybe, yes 33 00:03:13,870 --> 00:03:18,034 - I'm an image consultant, okay? - Well. 34 00:03:39,064 --> 00:03:41,141 So you kind of solved the problem for people? 35 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:45,018 You know, give them their makeovers when they need improvement, right? 36 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:48,361 Right. 37 00:03:48,450 --> 00:03:50,359 Hey look... 38 00:03:50,452 --> 00:03:53,786 I flew to L.A. to get started anchor work on local news... 39 00:03:53,872 --> 00:03:57,822 and I don't think it's an accident that I'm sitting next to you. 40 00:03:57,918 --> 00:03:59,876 I see. So it's a cosmic goal... 41 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:02,536 from our meeting is for me to give free advice - What did I get from it? - We don't know yet 42 00:04:02,632 --> 00:04:06,962 But I will owe you. 43 00:04:07,054 --> 00:04:09,723 - If I do it, will you be quiet? - Calm down like a dead person Your hair is too big, your eyebrows are too dark, your nails are too long... 44 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:29,784 45 00:04:32,248 --> 00:04:35,000 46 00:04:35,084 --> 00:04:36,994 and your foundation is too orange. 47 00:04:37,087 --> 00:04:40,586 Your perfume is too sweet. It's news, honey, not the prom. 48 00:04:40,674 --> 00:04:43,841 - I like your eyes... - Oh. Thank you. 49 00:04:43,928 --> 00:04:46,763 Bluer. Try colored contacts. 50 00:04:46,847 --> 00:04:48,805 But only when you anchor or on L.A. 51 00:04:48,891 --> 00:04:52,225 - When you are on duty, get them out. - How is my accent? 52 00:04:52,312 --> 00:04:54,601 I am always warned to stop saying "you two." 53 00:04:54,689 --> 00:04:58,106 Don't ever stop saying "you two." "Both of you" are your trademarks. 54 00:04:58,193 --> 00:05:00,945 Say "you two," and you will be promoted in six months. 55 00:05:01,030 --> 00:05:04,114 Say "you two" with a smile, you will be famous at 12. 56 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:08,744 Okay, thank you. 57 00:05:08,830 --> 00:05:10,372 You're welcome. 58 00:05:10,457 --> 00:05:14,206 Now, please just stay quiet? 59 00:05:32,606 --> 00:05:37,103 Alright, let me have it. Hello, Your Majesty How are you? 60 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:39,567 Good. Thank you. 61 00:05:39,656 --> 00:05:41,447 Determine "not alone." 62 00:05:43,952 --> 00:05:46,241 Your honor, is this an inflatable mannequin? 63 00:05:49,208 --> 00:05:51,415 You know if the press... 64 00:05:51,502 --> 00:05:53,744 Avoiding one bullet. 65 00:05:53,838 --> 00:05:56,080 Listen, this will all explode. 66 00:06:07,937 --> 00:06:11,141 Hey! Do you see... 67 00:06:12,734 --> 00:06:14,015 that... 68 00:06:17,531 --> 00:06:18,646 Yes. 69 00:06:22,078 --> 00:06:24,154 Twelve cream pie lights up their way to the stadium. 70 00:06:24,247 --> 00:06:26,572 Bob Riley expects you in the owner's box at 3:00. 71 00:06:26,666 --> 00:06:30,664 Amy will meet you there. And why are you wearing a yellow tie? 72 00:06:30,754 --> 00:06:33,921 Janet. How can you know I'm wearing my yellow tie? You can't even see me. 73 00:06:34,007 --> 00:06:36,250 I can hear the pressure in your voice 74 00:06:36,343 --> 00:06:38,087 Whenever you are stressed, you wear a yellow tie... 75 00:06:38,179 --> 00:06:40,931 which makes you feel very strong, so maybe you will shout at me... 76 00:06:41,015 --> 00:06:44,634 which I didn't in the mood for, so don't 77 00:06:44,728 --> 00:06:49,307 - Good tie - I'm not stressed 78 00:06:49,399 --> 00:06:52,484 There is nothing wrong with me. I only Not getting enough sleep last night. 79 00:06:52,570 --> 00:06:55,986 - Can I do work today? - Take off your cellphone You are with humans now 80 00:06:56,073 --> 00:06:59,110 I am one and two. There are three, four. 81 00:06:59,202 --> 00:07:02,654 I marked the five letters. There are eight on your desk to sign. 82 00:07:02,748 --> 00:07:05,417 And there are ten standing in your office 83 00:07:16,846 --> 00:07:18,970 Why did you leave him? in my office, Janet? 84 00:07:19,057 --> 00:07:21,975 He threatened me with a machete. 85 00:07:22,061 --> 00:07:24,219 She's your father, Russ. 86 00:07:28,234 --> 00:07:32,018 Wait 60 seconds and enter and tell me I'm late for something. 87 00:07:32,113 --> 00:07:35,399 - I hate you. - fair fight 88 00:07:41,248 --> 00:07:46,588 - That's a good photo from you, uh, and Al De Niro. - Robert De Niro 89 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:49,708 Oh, this is a good photo of you and Robert De Niro. 90 00:07:49,799 --> 00:07:53,335 Okay, be it, except for Al Pacino. 91 00:07:53,428 --> 00:07:54,424 Oh. 92 00:07:54,513 --> 00:07:57,218 So, Daddy, what can I do for you? 93 00:07:57,308 --> 00:07:59,466 Did you get a check? I was sent this morning? 94 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,968 Yes, yes, I do. 95 00:08:03,314 --> 00:08:06,102 But I didn't ask for a check. 96 00:08:06,193 --> 00:08:08,766 I asked you to come and help me lift some items. 97 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:12,649 Now, the time is money, Father... 98 00:08:12,741 --> 00:08:14,615 and my time is valuable is more than just an activator... 99 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,620 so I'm afraid the check will have to do 100 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:23,124 Listen, your sister and family come for dinner tomorrow night 101 00:08:23,211 --> 00:08:26,248 You have never seen your niece and nephew for a long time. 102 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:30,718 - Uh, you might want some from those things in the attic. - What is it like, Daddy? 103 00:08:30,803 --> 00:08:34,884 - Some more of my childhood memorabilia? - You never know. 104 00:08:37,894 --> 00:08:40,101 How many times in the last 20 years that you live in that house... 105 00:08:40,188 --> 00:08:43,807 have I ever asked you for what, hmm 106 00:08:43,901 --> 00:08:45,977 Nothing? 107 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:53,452 Um, you're late for a very large meeting 108 00:08:53,537 --> 00:08:56,657 Dozens of people are angry and very important people scream for you There's a Pandemonium, I'm sure, somewhere... 109 00:08:56,748 --> 00:08:59,322 and you really have to go... right now. 110 00:08:59,418 --> 00:09:02,253 Good luck, Dad. Let me know how it goes. 111 00:09:03,756 --> 00:09:07,624 Contact Fred and see how the market closes. Check NASD AQ Bye. 112 00:09:22,235 --> 00:09:26,233 That's perfect. 113 00:09:26,323 --> 00:09:27,272 114 00:09:27,491 --> 00:09:28,356 You look brilliant Fully and very beautiful. 115 00:09:28,450 --> 00:09:31,238 Don't look at me Look out there 116 00:09:31,328 --> 00:09:33,286 Have we signed a new client? 117 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:35,531 We make bets. If I make it look handsome, I get a free hot dog. 118 00:09:35,625 --> 00:09:38,959 - You will starve - There is no chance 119 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:43,126 - Thank you. - With pleasure. 120 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:45,126 - Don't share with jerko. - Impossible. 121 00:09:45,219 --> 00:09:48,255 Pay attention to your cholesterol, hot dog boy. Let me have it for you Hey, I work hard for that! 122 00:09:48,347 --> 00:09:51,017 Amy, that hot dog will kill you. 123 00:09:51,100 --> 00:09:53,176 After all, we will have it lobster in cream sauce 124 00:09:53,269 --> 00:09:55,392 125 00:09:55,480 --> 00:09:57,389 126 00:09:57,482 --> 00:10:00,898 I don't want lobster in a cream sauce. I want a hot dog in mustard sauce. 127 00:10:00,986 --> 00:10:02,895 Please stop biting your nails, Amy 128 00:10:02,988 --> 00:10:06,155 Nails. I only bite one. Why do you care? 129 00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:08,151 I care because you work for me. 130 00:10:08,244 --> 00:10:10,735 When you bite your nails, You advertise weaknesses. 131 00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:13,322 Very? Weakness of advertising with one small nail? 132 00:10:13,416 --> 00:10:15,456 - What is this ad? - good 133 00:10:15,544 --> 00:10:17,750 - Hi, Mike. - Is he in - wait for you 134 00:10:17,838 --> 00:10:20,958 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 135 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:22,758 Hello. 136 00:10:24,220 --> 00:10:26,545 - Hello - I haven't seen you in a few days. 137 00:10:26,639 --> 00:10:28,798 - how are you? - Well. Now can we go in? 138 00:10:28,892 --> 00:10:33,435 No. This is a little where you ask me. 139 00:10:33,522 --> 00:10:35,515 We are very late I don't have time to... 140 00:10:35,608 --> 00:10:38,811 Lasts. Give a whirl. 141 00:10:43,032 --> 00:10:45,950 Hi, Amy. How are you? 142 00:10:47,454 --> 00:10:51,369 Good. We are really late 143 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:56,328 Hey, cavalry is here! 144 00:10:56,422 --> 00:10:59,340 Russ Duritz to save him! 145 00:10:59,426 --> 00:11:02,842 This is to save my sorry behind. 146 00:11:02,929 --> 00:11:05,966 Josh, look after him. 147 00:11:06,058 --> 00:11:07,469 - Good luck. - Yeah. 148 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:09,517 Hi. I'm Josh, Assistant Riley. 149 00:11:09,603 --> 00:11:11,596 - If you need anything... - I do 150 00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:15,058 I want you to go to the audience and find me a dozen children aged 8 - 12 years. 151 00:11:15,151 --> 00:11:19,399 Eight boys, four girls. Five white, four Latino, three black. 152 00:11:19,489 --> 00:11:22,574 - Ask them to come back here in three minutes. - Well. 153 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,699 I need to use Hi-8 for this one. 154 00:11:24,787 --> 00:11:26,863 So why is everyone? my meat busting? 155 00:11:26,956 --> 00:11:28,949 And the way I see this... 156 00:11:29,042 --> 00:11:32,909 it's just a little misunderstanding. 157 00:11:33,004 --> 00:11:35,044 Okay, Bob, let me see if I can explain to you... 158 00:11:35,132 --> 00:11:37,884 how do others see this little thing 159 00:11:37,968 --> 00:11:40,542 You know, for Joe Baseball Fan out there, you are the one who promised... 160 00:11:40,638 --> 00:11:43,343 You will give five percent of each ticket sold this season... 161 00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:46,387 to set up a baseball camp for the children of the inner city. 162 00:11:46,478 --> 00:11:49,183 You are also the person who gives pictures for children's press... 163 00:11:49,272 --> 00:11:52,309 actually attended this camp which, actually, doesn't exist. 164 00:11:52,401 --> 00:11:56,315 however. I intend To overcome this, uh, finally. 165 00:11:56,405 --> 00:12:00,190 - Ah. - I'm a very busy person No, Bob, you're not a busy person. 166 00:12:01,494 --> 00:12:03,701 Look, what you are is a "stoopid" human. 167 00:12:03,788 --> 00:12:06,873 A very stupid person who only plays Mr Amal... 168 00:12:06,958 --> 00:12:10,244 because you want to suck into the city council... 169 00:12:10,337 --> 00:12:12,247 so they will build you a new baseball park. 170 00:12:12,339 --> 00:12:15,923 But guess what. Bye-bye, rude. 171 00:12:16,010 --> 00:12:18,252 172 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:22,639 Hello, prison - So what's your big plan? - How do you feel about chocolate cream pie? 173 00:12:22,726 --> 00:12:27,684 Why? Are you going to feed children's cream cakes to get me out of this mess? 174 00:12:27,773 --> 00:12:31,771 No. Children will feed you Creamy cakes and remove you from this mess. 175 00:12:31,861 --> 00:12:35,028 - Huh? - Bob... 176 00:12:35,115 --> 00:12:37,606 get ready for pied. 177 00:12:37,701 --> 00:12:39,610 I deserve it! 178 00:12:41,246 --> 00:12:43,738 More cakes on the face! 179 00:12:43,833 --> 00:12:45,825 Bob, the press will eat this 180 00:12:45,918 --> 00:12:48,291 Amy, what do you think? 181 00:12:48,379 --> 00:12:50,337 - Amy? Amy? - Do you want to know what I'm thinking? 182 00:12:50,423 --> 00:12:53,674 I think something is very scary about all this 183 00:12:54,594 --> 00:12:57,216 184 00:12:57,306 --> 00:13:00,390 Amy, Amy, I swear to you... 185 00:13:00,476 --> 00:13:04,474 I will make sure that editing this recording is handled tastefully, okay? 186 00:13:04,564 --> 00:13:07,316 - I'm sure you will - No, I promise. 187 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:09,938 - We did not make a mistake at this time - No. 188 00:13:10,028 --> 00:13:15,319 - We do the right thing our client, Bob Riley. - I love her. 189 00:13:15,409 --> 00:13:20,652 Russ, today we are shamelessly exploiting innocent children... 190 00:13:20,748 --> 00:13:24,414 only to help some criminals with cash flow problems. 191 00:13:28,048 --> 00:13:30,835 Will you finish Is this the last part of yellow? 192 00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:33,168 Russ, you have to care about this. You're back 40 in... 193 00:13:33,262 --> 00:13:36,263 - Thank you very much for making it happen. - You're at the age when... - What, and you're not in your age... 194 00:13:36,349 --> 00:13:38,342 Yes, both of us. 195 00:13:38,434 --> 00:13:43,013 Well, we can't go anymore talking about what we will do being like when we grow up. 196 00:13:43,106 --> 00:13:44,684 We're awake - Is that all? - Yeah. 197 00:13:47,027 --> 00:13:49,863 - Are you done? - Yeah, I'm done Good. 198 00:13:49,947 --> 00:13:53,530 Toshiya, if you are called jerk four times... 199 00:13:53,618 --> 00:13:56,156 on the same day, is that correct? 200 00:13:56,246 --> 00:13:59,366 - What, only four? Do you wake up late? - Excuse me. 201 00:13:59,458 --> 00:14:01,534 - I asked Toshiya. - Only four times, a pattern. 202 00:14:01,627 --> 00:14:04,165 203 00:14:04,255 --> 00:14:07,339 204 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,881 Five times come true. 205 00:14:09,969 --> 00:14:13,884 - Thank you very much. Do you see? There is hope. - jerk 206 00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:17,472 Thank you. 207 00:14:22,149 --> 00:14:25,353 Yo, Pedro, make sure it goes into the trash 208 00:14:33,370 --> 00:14:35,992 Yes! 209 00:14:36,081 --> 00:14:41,040 That's fantastic! I don't believe You just do fantastic things! 210 00:14:41,129 --> 00:14:43,122 Neither do I. 211 00:14:43,214 --> 00:14:45,254 I have to be really stressed. 212 00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,339 Maybe it's still there. 213 00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:56,094 You don't go Dumpster diving to look for the strappy fish tape. 214 00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:59,391 You're right. I shouldn't go there. 215 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:01,938 I'm wearing a $ 2,000 suit. Come on. I will give encouragement. 216 00:15:02,027 --> 00:15:03,735 Come on, let's go. Disturb yourself 217 00:15:06,699 --> 00:15:10,649 - What? What do you see? - see 218 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:18,034 revolve around the earth, proves once again... 219 00:15:18,128 --> 00:15:21,295 that the universe does not revolve around you. 220 00:15:21,381 --> 00:15:23,421 This is worth seeing, if you ask me 221 00:15:24,802 --> 00:15:26,925 Do you see 222 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:28,922 - I see. - Look again! - Good... 223 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,423 Good! Amy... 224 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:33,427 Stop playing around, Alright? I see. 225 00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:35,429 Now can we leave? 226 00:15:35,522 --> 00:15:38,726 - Come on, grumpy - Hey, will you stop? 227 00:15:38,817 --> 00:15:41,522 I stopped. 228 00:15:45,909 --> 00:15:50,452 Oh! Look at the moon! It's very big and round... 229 00:15:50,539 --> 00:15:53,291 and when I see it, I am all excited and excited and... 230 00:15:53,375 --> 00:15:57,160 nobody knows that I'm almost 30! Ooh! 231 00:15:59,423 --> 00:16:01,831 Funny or just stupid? 232 00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:10,427 You know, Russ, right when I thought I've seen the worst... 233 00:16:10,519 --> 00:16:14,303 that it is impossible to walk you can become more jerk... 234 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,860 You beat yourself. 235 00:16:20,947 --> 00:16:23,070 Then... 236 00:16:24,910 --> 00:16:28,694 when I was about to leave, you did something 237 00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:33,167 Like tonight, when you throw the tape. 238 00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:37,547 Then I get the smallest, a quick glimpse of the child in you That's when I decided to hang around for five more minutes... 239 00:16:39,468 --> 00:16:42,919 see what happens next 240 00:16:43,013 --> 00:16:45,053 See you later 241 00:16:46,976 --> 00:16:49,099 242 00:17:14,006 --> 00:17:17,126 Janet, I want you to be called with the alarm company first Tomorrow morning, okay? 243 00:17:17,218 --> 00:17:19,887 There can't be someone else You have to enter the gate. 244 00:17:19,971 --> 00:17:23,221 Ever! The fact is, get them on the phone now, and you tell them... 245 00:17:23,308 --> 00:17:25,550 - It's 3:00 a.m. - Janet, I don't care It's 3:00 in the morning. 246 00:17:25,644 --> 00:17:28,562 That should be 24-hour security service, okay? 247 00:17:28,647 --> 00:17:30,770 I want the sensitivity set at ten 248 00:17:30,858 --> 00:17:33,894 I want electricity. I want charred meat. Do you understand? 249 00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:37,272 - Write it down. Janet. - "charred meat." - Write it down! 250 00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:40,615 Maybe there are only a few environments children. I don't know why you are so angry. 251 00:17:40,702 --> 00:17:44,783 - I'm not disappointed. I'm just crazy - Fine. Crazy. Not upset - You know, maybe we should get it a new security company, okay? - Uh huh. 252 00:17:44,873 --> 00:17:48,207 I want rottweilers. I want big and scary rottweilers. 253 00:17:48,294 --> 00:17:50,915 I want guys who train rottweilers to be afraid to come here, okay? 254 00:17:51,005 --> 00:17:54,125 - I want to ditch with lava. - "Moat with lava." 255 00:17:54,217 --> 00:17:57,384 Troll with that? The bad one 256 00:17:57,471 --> 00:17:59,547 No, Janet. There are no trolls. 257 00:17:59,640 --> 00:18:02,131 - Hello? Uh. Russ. It's father Uh... - Wait a minute, Janet. 258 00:18:02,226 --> 00:18:06,473 259 00:18:06,564 --> 00:18:10,016 - Honey, I'm very sorry - I know I asked before... 260 00:18:10,109 --> 00:18:12,648 but. Um. It would be nice to have you here for dinner 261 00:18:12,737 --> 00:18:15,655 I know Joanne and children will be happy to meet you And. Uh. Well. If you schedule opens... 262 00:18:15,741 --> 00:18:18,314 - Janet, I sleep. - Great idea. Me, too. 263 00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:24,539 I don't want to talk to you or anyone... 264 00:18:24,626 --> 00:18:27,199 on this planet for the next three hours. 265 00:18:27,295 --> 00:18:29,454 - Guess what. Me neither. - Goodbye. 266 00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:31,505 "Rusty." 267 00:20:13,704 --> 00:20:15,614 Daddy, you're really It's weird. 268 00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:18,661 Hey! 269 00:20:56,835 --> 00:20:59,327 Hey! 270 00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:01,913 271 00:21:02,008 --> 00:21:04,581 Hey, stop! Stop! Back! 272 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:08,011 Come back here! Hey! 273 00:21:08,098 --> 00:21:10,803 Gotcha! Ow! Ah! 274 00:21:15,314 --> 00:21:18,066 Hey! Hey! 275 00:21:38,715 --> 00:21:41,633 Hey! Hey! 276 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,545 Get it from here! 277 00:22:02,533 --> 00:22:04,490 Look, idiot! 278 00:22:04,577 --> 00:22:07,329 Move it, you jerk! 279 00:22:09,582 --> 00:22:12,038 Hey! 280 00:22:36,195 --> 00:22:38,402 Hey! 281 00:22:38,489 --> 00:22:40,447 Hey! 282 00:22:46,415 --> 00:22:48,740 Hey! 283 00:22:48,834 --> 00:22:50,494 Hey! 284 00:23:21,829 --> 00:23:24,320 Uh, uh, good night Uh, little boy... 285 00:23:24,415 --> 00:23:27,500 ran here a while ago, and, uh... 286 00:23:27,585 --> 00:23:30,752 Someone saw anything 287 00:23:30,839 --> 00:23:33,412 Can you see something? 288 00:23:34,926 --> 00:23:37,500 Because we can fly 289 00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:39,506 Because this child is, uh, only here... 290 00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:44,640 Up. Up and going 291 00:23:44,729 --> 00:23:46,686 292 00:23:46,773 --> 00:23:50,107 - He... - See you again. 293 00:23:50,193 --> 00:23:52,601 Hey! Officer! 294 00:23:56,701 --> 00:24:02,490 The world is a better place in my beautiful balloon 295 00:24:02,582 --> 00:24:04,990 It's better to wear face 296 00:24:12,259 --> 00:24:14,798 Uh-eh. 297 00:24:24,523 --> 00:24:26,812 Good morning doctor. 298 00:24:26,901 --> 00:24:29,653 I want to say it right away, if you don't mind I've been meeting in ten minutes. 299 00:24:29,737 --> 00:24:31,730 You are entitled to 50 minutes. 300 00:24:31,823 --> 00:24:34,065 Thank you, but I only need five minutes... 301 00:24:34,159 --> 00:24:36,068 or no matter how long you need to write a recipe 302 00:24:36,161 --> 00:24:38,486 I see. 303 00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:40,988 Uh, we have to talk about this. Why do not you sit down 304 00:24:41,083 --> 00:24:43,455 No thanks. I don't want to sit. 305 00:24:43,544 --> 00:24:45,584 Everything starts with sitting. 306 00:24:45,671 --> 00:24:47,997 You sit, and before you know it... 307 00:24:48,091 --> 00:24:50,546 twelve years have passed, and you're still talking about... 308 00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:52,544 when you see it your mother is naked in the bathroom 309 00:24:52,637 --> 00:24:54,714 Did you see your mother naked in the bathroom? 310 00:24:54,806 --> 00:24:58,674 No! I just said I like to stand up, okay? 311 00:24:58,769 --> 00:25:00,762 Listen, II don't want therapy. 312 00:25:00,855 --> 00:25:04,438 - I don't need therapy - Why do you feel like that? 313 00:25:04,525 --> 00:25:07,895 Because I don't like other nuts It passes here, okay? 314 00:25:07,988 --> 00:25:10,479 I don't have a problem smoking. I have no problem drinking. 315 00:25:10,574 --> 00:25:13,065 I don't have a full closet women's clothes. 316 00:25:13,160 --> 00:25:17,953 Sit down, Mr. Duritz, and tell me what's the problem 317 00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:21,789 - No, no! - Mr. Duritz, I'm not trying to cheat you. 318 00:25:21,878 --> 00:25:24,286 I'm trying to understand your problem Issues. Problem, single Only one. 319 00:25:24,381 --> 00:25:27,964 Alright. What is that? 320 00:25:28,051 --> 00:25:30,969 Over the past few weeks... 321 00:25:35,184 --> 00:25:38,139 I have seen a man on a plane I see. 322 00:25:38,229 --> 00:25:41,396 Not like that see! I mean... 323 00:25:41,483 --> 00:25:43,974 I've been hallucinating a man on a plane 324 00:25:44,069 --> 00:25:46,477 And this delusion, or whatever you call them... 325 00:25:46,572 --> 00:25:50,072 it seems to be getting worse 326 00:25:50,159 --> 00:25:54,537 327 00:25:54,622 --> 00:25:56,331 328 00:25:56,416 --> 00:26:00,366 Anyway, now I see a child. 329 00:26:00,462 --> 00:26:05,801 And do you think this child? What are hallucinations too? 330 00:26:05,885 --> 00:26:07,545 Yes. 331 00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:11,849 Is he someone you know from your past, from your childhood 332 00:26:11,933 --> 00:26:15,219 No, not from my childhood. I've forgotten my childhood. 333 00:26:15,312 --> 00:26:17,768 My childhood was in the past, where it belongs 334 00:26:17,856 --> 00:26:21,356 But don't want to stay in the past, right? 335 00:26:24,489 --> 00:26:27,656 Mr. Duritz, I noticed your eyes twitching. 336 00:26:27,742 --> 00:26:30,660 - I don't have tic - I don't say you have tic 337 00:26:30,746 --> 00:26:34,530 This is not tic. I have dry eyes. Why are you asking about my dry eyes? 338 00:26:34,625 --> 00:26:37,875 - Why are you so upset? - Because I have hallucinations! 339 00:26:37,962 --> 00:26:40,536 And I asked you to make them leave... 340 00:26:40,632 --> 00:26:44,712 with a very powerful drug that I can continue my journey to work. 341 00:26:46,471 --> 00:26:49,010 Please, ma'am. 342 00:26:51,977 --> 00:26:56,687 Mr. Duritz, you will pick up your strong medicine ... 343 00:26:56,774 --> 00:26:59,562 and then you will... 344 00:26:59,653 --> 00:27:02,144 go home and take the rest of the day off 345 00:27:02,239 --> 00:27:06,486 - Yes ma'am. - This is for a total of four pills. 346 00:27:06,577 --> 00:27:09,662 They will help you stay calm until tomorrow at 4:00... 347 00:27:09,747 --> 00:27:13,033 at the time I expected to see you back here in my office... 348 00:27:13,126 --> 00:27:16,162 for appointments, which must be promised to be maintained. 349 00:27:16,254 --> 00:27:18,496 Yes ma'am. 350 00:27:18,590 --> 00:27:21,924 You have this hallucination for a reason. 351 00:27:22,011 --> 00:27:24,632 - Yes ma'am. - And Mr. Duritz... 352 00:27:24,722 --> 00:27:27,593 You need to find out what is the reason 353 00:27:29,352 --> 00:27:31,261 Thank you. 354 00:27:35,901 --> 00:27:38,060 The woman in question. if I understand it correctly... 355 00:27:38,153 --> 00:27:40,442 He is your Pilates instructor. 356 00:27:40,531 --> 00:27:44,399 - Um. Good... - Yeah, are you watching this? 357 00:27:44,494 --> 00:27:47,032 - Unfortunately yes. - I mean. Not beautiful like you Honey. 358 00:27:47,122 --> 00:27:50,787 - Oh that's good. - Why not just say it? What did I tell him to say? 359 00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:53,545 - He's an actor. He improvised. - Give me his cellphone number. 360 00:27:53,629 --> 00:27:55,456 They won't let him take the cellphone to the set. 361 00:27:55,548 --> 00:27:58,217 Well, just take me whatever, okay, Janet Coast Guard, police. 362 00:27:58,301 --> 00:28:00,293 For me the previous number is spontaneously burning 363 00:28:00,386 --> 00:28:02,925 Let me see if I can get it Strength taken in Atlanta. 364 00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:05,137 Okay, leave. 365 00:28:06,435 --> 00:28:08,760 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 366 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:11,891 OK I understand. Goodbye 367 00:28:11,982 --> 00:28:14,225 - You! - Don't be angry I will clean it. 368 00:28:40,013 --> 00:28:42,931 Don't move 369 00:28:45,645 --> 00:28:47,020 Look, look, this just has to stop, okay This... this is wrong! 370 00:28:50,608 --> 00:28:54,607 371 00:28:54,696 --> 00:28:57,532 You can't just go around breaking into someone's house like this! 372 00:28:57,616 --> 00:28:59,656 This is against the law! 373 00:28:59,744 --> 00:29:02,579 I'll just call Police now, okay? 374 00:29:02,663 --> 00:29:04,656 Tell them... 375 00:29:20,475 --> 00:29:22,514 Do I know you? 376 00:29:22,602 --> 00:29:24,761 I don't know Why do you keep comin 'back here 377 00:29:31,362 --> 00:29:33,271 I got back on the plane. 378 00:29:37,619 --> 00:29:39,528 - And then I see popcorn. - your plane 379 00:29:40,831 --> 00:29:44,745 My mother gave it to me for Christmas. How do you get it? 380 00:29:44,835 --> 00:29:48,418 That's my plane, okay? 381 00:29:48,506 --> 00:29:51,293 My father just dropped it here. 382 00:29:51,384 --> 00:29:54,219 OK? It's in the attic for a long time. I've owned the plane for 30... 383 00:29:54,304 --> 00:29:59,180 384 00:30:11,615 --> 00:30:13,773 thirty years. 385 00:30:13,867 --> 00:30:15,611 Then why is there my name on it 386 00:30:15,702 --> 00:30:18,787 Seeing. Here. "Rusty." 387 00:30:21,459 --> 00:30:23,452 Russell Morley Duritz. 388 00:30:23,544 --> 00:30:26,961 I hate that stupid name! 389 00:30:27,048 --> 00:30:29,456 How do you know my name? 390 00:30:29,551 --> 00:30:34,973 - The mother's name is Gloria. Your father's name is Sam. - How do you know all that? 391 00:30:35,057 --> 00:30:37,809 - Your sister's name is Joanne. - But everyone calls him... 392 00:30:37,894 --> 00:30:40,301 - Josie. - Josie. 393 00:31:23,861 --> 00:31:25,854 Hi. 394 00:31:27,782 --> 00:31:30,154 Hi. 395 00:31:30,243 --> 00:31:34,111 Are you who I think you are? 396 00:31:34,206 --> 00:31:36,662 I don't know How did I get here? 397 00:31:36,750 --> 00:31:40,001 I don't know Smoking holy 398 00:31:40,087 --> 00:31:41,795 How old are you? 399 00:31:44,259 --> 00:31:46,501 400 00:31:46,594 --> 00:31:49,549 401 00:31:49,639 --> 00:31:52,510 Forty in a few days. 402 00:31:52,601 --> 00:31:56,302 It's old. 403 00:31:57,648 --> 00:32:00,982 I turned eight in a few days. 404 00:32:01,069 --> 00:32:04,236 Eight. 405 00:32:04,322 --> 00:32:06,315 You are eight 406 00:32:07,826 --> 00:32:09,024 I am eight 407 00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:11,361 This is scary. 408 00:32:11,455 --> 00:32:14,243 No. 409 00:32:14,333 --> 00:32:16,540 This is very funny. 410 00:32:31,602 --> 00:32:36,942 Alright. I just went kitchen. I will make a sandwich. 411 00:32:37,025 --> 00:32:40,311 There is security on the sandwich. 412 00:32:40,404 --> 00:32:44,484 See? Is there security on the sandwich, see? 413 00:32:44,575 --> 00:32:49,617 How strange he knows We call Joanne "Josie." 414 00:32:49,706 --> 00:32:54,202 But only I know secret name... 415 00:32:54,294 --> 00:32:59,040 I have for Aunt Cathy when she is undergoing her epilepsy spell. 416 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:01,126 Aunt Spazzy! 417 00:33:03,304 --> 00:33:06,305 Security. Safety in a sandwich 418 00:33:06,391 --> 00:33:08,467 Safety in sandwiches Security in sandwiches Security... 419 00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:11,561 Get out! 420 00:33:14,024 --> 00:33:15,223 Okay, hallucinations? Exit! 421 00:33:15,317 --> 00:33:17,606 - Am I having a nightmare? - Not. 422 00:33:17,695 --> 00:33:19,604 You don't have a nightmare, you see 423 00:33:19,697 --> 00:33:21,820 You don't exist 424 00:33:21,908 --> 00:33:24,826 I have nightmares, okay, and my nervous breakdown. 425 00:33:24,911 --> 00:33:29,490 This is my first nervous breakdown, so I'm not sure how they should go 426 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:32,253 But I'm pretty sure that I'm dreaming, do you understand? Dreaming Dreaming 427 00:33:32,336 --> 00:33:35,172 Dreaming Dreaming Good? 428 00:33:35,256 --> 00:33:37,794 I don't think you're dreaming... 429 00:33:37,884 --> 00:33:40,007 430 00:33:40,095 --> 00:33:42,847 Because you are talking, and your eyes are a bit twitched. 431 00:33:42,931 --> 00:33:47,510 Hey! I don't have time to be crazy, okay 432 00:33:47,603 --> 00:33:50,355 So if you want me to go crazy, you have to call the phone... 433 00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:54,485 and call Janet just like everyone else and schedule appointments! 434 00:33:56,071 --> 00:33:58,443 Ah. Ah good. Well. 435 00:33:58,532 --> 00:34:00,857 Make contact with the outside world. 436 00:34:00,951 --> 00:34:03,988 - Hi, Janet This is Russ. - Hi. Are you okay? - No, no, good. 437 00:34:04,080 --> 00:34:08,078 Uh huh. There is no. Well. No, I just came up to reply to my call. 438 00:34:08,167 --> 00:34:11,667 Do you want to hear something funny? I'm downstairs and now I'm upstairs. 439 00:34:11,755 --> 00:34:13,379 - Hey - You see... 440 00:34:13,465 --> 00:34:17,000 - You dropped this - Russ. Hello? 441 00:34:17,094 --> 00:34:20,795 Security in sandwiches Security in sandwiches Security! 442 00:34:20,890 --> 00:34:23,761 Safety in sandwiches You are only hallucinations! 443 00:34:28,565 --> 00:34:31,139 One that will disappear. 444 00:34:31,235 --> 00:34:33,773 Prepare to disappear! 445 00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:38,648 Prepare to disappear. 446 00:34:43,373 --> 00:34:45,413 I sit on the floor. 447 00:34:47,544 --> 00:34:49,454 I took A very effective medicine. 448 00:34:49,546 --> 00:34:52,216 Just waiting to kick. Get ready to disappear! 449 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,669 gone? 450 00:35:08,192 --> 00:35:10,766 The medicine is very effective seems to be working 451 00:35:10,862 --> 00:35:13,697 I'm still here. 452 00:35:16,910 --> 00:35:19,235 I don't throw your pieces enemies into Dumpster I have a limit. 453 00:35:51,949 --> 00:35:54,321 454 00:35:54,410 --> 00:35:56,319 455 00:35:58,915 --> 00:36:02,331 Do you remember when I signed you? Is the confidentiality paper in the office? 456 00:36:02,419 --> 00:36:04,826 - Yeah. - And do you remember me telling you... 457 00:36:04,921 --> 00:36:08,789 that if you ever say anything To anyone about anything happens in this company... 458 00:36:08,884 --> 00:36:12,716 that I will not only sue you, but will I take you to financial ruin? 459 00:36:12,805 --> 00:36:15,676 Snoring. 460 00:36:15,767 --> 00:36:17,759 Okay then. 461 00:36:34,621 --> 00:36:38,666 You can, uh... Can you see it? 462 00:36:40,002 --> 00:36:43,585 Yes, I, um, can. 463 00:36:43,672 --> 00:36:46,424 Can you see a child standing there? 464 00:36:46,509 --> 00:36:49,000 Yes. 465 00:36:49,095 --> 00:36:51,302 I'm pretty sure. 466 00:36:52,557 --> 00:36:54,550 Good. 467 00:36:58,355 --> 00:37:01,522 This little child is me at the age of eight. 468 00:37:01,609 --> 00:37:04,017 And I want you to to make it disappear 469 00:37:04,112 --> 00:37:05,820 - he is you - Yeah. 470 00:37:05,905 --> 00:37:07,020 - At the age of eight? - Mm-hmm. 471 00:37:07,115 --> 00:37:11,030 And you want me to make it disappear? 472 00:37:11,119 --> 00:37:13,907 Please. 473 00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:16,406 - How's the therapist this morning? - Do it, Janet! 474 00:37:16,500 --> 00:37:20,830 - How should I make a missing child - Hey, you are the assistant 475 00:37:20,922 --> 00:37:22,831 Find out, okay? 476 00:37:22,924 --> 00:37:25,083 You shout at me That's great. That... it helps. 477 00:37:25,177 --> 00:37:26,885 I feel I think more clearly. 478 00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:31,265 I-I feel I-I'm just more in touch with the strength of my magic assistant. 479 00:37:32,393 --> 00:37:35,727 Alakazam, alakazam. Dalakazam Kazoo. 480 00:37:35,813 --> 00:37:38,305 Explosion! Presto! Ha! 481 00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:42,729 - Hi. - doesn't work 482 00:37:42,821 --> 00:37:45,063 I should use it My magic bra and underwear. 483 00:37:46,450 --> 00:37:48,277 Enter the car. 484 00:37:49,871 --> 00:37:52,623 - I'm really disappointed with you, Janet. - Oh, fired, I hope. 485 00:37:52,707 --> 00:37:56,326 - No. Forget your bonus. - Oh, boo hoo What about my teeth? 486 00:37:56,419 --> 00:37:59,374 My boss appears has lost his senses. 487 00:37:59,465 --> 00:38:02,086 Of course you won't like it stay here with me? 488 00:38:02,176 --> 00:38:03,670 I will be fine. 489 00:38:14,857 --> 00:38:17,099 Did you cry about that? 490 00:38:17,192 --> 00:38:18,817 I just want to go home. 491 00:38:18,903 --> 00:38:21,109 I tried to take you home, okay? 492 00:38:21,197 --> 00:38:23,984 - am I in trouble - you will be in trouble if you delete the snot... 493 00:38:24,075 --> 00:38:27,160 in my calf chair... Don't do it 494 00:38:27,245 --> 00:38:29,285 Try and remember where you live, okay 495 00:38:29,373 --> 00:38:33,418 - You have to know that - Well, I don't know that We moved 12 times. 496 00:38:33,502 --> 00:38:35,495 We moved a dozen times? 497 00:38:35,588 --> 00:38:40,381 - Yes. A dozen are 12. We moved 12 times. - What happened? 498 00:38:40,468 --> 00:38:42,508 What happened? A big truck is coming... 499 00:38:42,595 --> 00:38:45,597 they put all your things in, and you move to another house 500 00:38:45,682 --> 00:38:49,098 - Twelve times. - see! It's there! Remember now? 501 00:38:58,613 --> 00:39:02,825 - No. - Listen, that's where we fell from the roof last year. 502 00:39:02,910 --> 00:39:08,616 That's the bush we fell. And that's where a very large place crawling under the house. 503 00:39:08,708 --> 00:39:11,709 - remember? - Yes, that's one of them big event of life... 504 00:39:11,794 --> 00:39:13,752 at that time possession crawled under the house. 505 00:39:13,838 --> 00:39:17,671 - How can I forget? - You don't remember possums? 506 00:39:17,759 --> 00:39:19,752 That's, like, this is big! 507 00:39:19,845 --> 00:39:23,131 And so it is very long teeth 508 00:39:23,224 --> 00:39:27,436 He took our sneakers in his mouth and ran away with it. You must remember that 509 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:29,727 Hey, I don't remember the possession, okay 510 00:39:30,941 --> 00:39:33,099 I almost don't remember staying here at all 511 00:39:33,193 --> 00:39:36,360 But you do it, and rightly so all that matters Out. 512 00:39:39,241 --> 00:39:43,571 Wait. House. This is different. 513 00:39:45,248 --> 00:39:48,333 - See you dear. - Who are they? 514 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:56,129 What will I do? 515 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:00,842 What now? 516 00:40:03,476 --> 00:40:06,478 Hey, will you knock off water, okay? 517 00:40:06,563 --> 00:40:10,858 You know what number one killer children under the age of 8 are Dear self. 518 00:40:10,943 --> 00:40:13,019 And you're quite sad. 519 00:40:13,112 --> 00:40:15,401 Well, at least I didn't do this! 520 00:40:18,326 --> 00:40:20,153 Good. 521 00:40:22,789 --> 00:40:28,413 Chester! This is, son! Come on, Chester! 522 00:40:28,504 --> 00:40:30,912 Chester! 523 00:40:31,007 --> 00:40:34,376 This is, son! Come on, Chester! 524 00:40:35,929 --> 00:40:38,218 Chester! 525 00:40:38,307 --> 00:40:41,723 Come on, Chester! Chester! 526 00:40:41,810 --> 00:40:43,720 This is, son! Come on, Chester! 527 00:40:43,813 --> 00:40:46,185 - Chester! - Son, will you stop the scream? 528 00:40:46,274 --> 00:40:49,192 - Chester! - Hey! Now! 529 00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:52,777 Where is Chester? 530 00:40:52,864 --> 00:40:55,901 - Who is Chester? - My dog. 531 00:40:55,993 --> 00:40:58,318 The dog I will get when I grow up. 532 00:40:58,412 --> 00:41:02,660 - Oh. - The biggest dog in the world 533 00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:05,123 The person driving is behind my truck... 534 00:41:05,211 --> 00:41:08,213 playing a Frisbee, goes wherever I go 535 00:41:08,298 --> 00:41:12,130 - Chester! - Bad news, kid. 536 00:41:12,219 --> 00:41:15,968 - There are no dogs here - What do you mean? 537 00:41:16,057 --> 00:41:19,177 I mean not a dog. There are no dogs here. 538 00:41:19,268 --> 00:41:23,480 - I don't have a dog - no dog No dog 539 00:41:23,565 --> 00:41:27,515 - I grow up to be a man without a dog? - Right. 540 00:41:27,611 --> 00:41:31,526 - Why don't I have a dog? - Because I don't want a dog, okay? 541 00:41:32,742 --> 00:41:35,909 I can't take care of a dog. 542 00:41:35,995 --> 00:41:38,284 I travel a lot for work. 543 00:41:38,373 --> 00:41:40,580 You are traveling to work I grew up flying jets, right? I know it! 544 00:41:40,667 --> 00:41:43,419 I know I will grow up to fly jet 545 00:41:43,504 --> 00:41:46,291 Uh, no 546 00:41:46,382 --> 00:41:48,375 - No, I'm not flying a jet? - Not really, no. 547 00:41:48,467 --> 00:41:52,003 - What should I do? - You are an image consultant. 548 00:41:52,096 --> 00:41:55,715 What is that? 549 00:41:55,809 --> 00:41:59,012 Uh, this... 550 00:41:59,104 --> 00:42:00,931 - What do consultants do? - Consult 551 00:42:01,023 --> 00:42:04,226 552 00:42:04,318 --> 00:42:07,106 But what should I do? 553 00:42:07,196 --> 00:42:09,901 You don't do anything You tell others what to do. 554 00:42:09,991 --> 00:42:12,031 That's the fun of it. You are the boss of the people around. 555 00:42:12,119 --> 00:42:14,076 Like this. Stop talking! 556 00:42:19,210 --> 00:42:22,294 There shouldn't be a woman somewhere? 557 00:42:22,380 --> 00:42:26,295 What do you mean, a woman who lives here? No, I live alone. 558 00:42:26,384 --> 00:42:29,339 I think you said you are 40 559 00:42:29,429 --> 00:42:32,466 I say I'm almost 40 years old. Is that so? 560 00:42:32,558 --> 00:42:35,594 So, I'm 40, I'm not married... 561 00:42:35,686 --> 00:42:38,641 I don't fly jets, and I don't have a dog? 562 00:42:41,025 --> 00:42:43,314 I grew to be a loser. 563 00:42:45,906 --> 00:42:49,524 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 564 00:42:49,618 --> 00:42:52,655 That's my name too 565 00:42:52,747 --> 00:42:56,282 Whenever we go out people always shout 566 00:42:56,376 --> 00:42:58,415 There's John Jacob gone Jingleheimer Schmidt 567 00:42:58,503 --> 00:43:00,330 Na na na na na na na 568 00:43:00,422 --> 00:43:03,838 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 569 00:43:03,926 --> 00:43:06,880 That's my name too 570 00:43:06,971 --> 00:43:10,091 Whenever we go out people always shout 571 00:43:10,183 --> 00:43:12,508 There's John Jacob gone Jingleheimer Schmidt 572 00:43:12,602 --> 00:43:15,520 Na na na na na na na 573 00:43:15,605 --> 00:43:19,140 Wow! Look at that! Humans! 574 00:43:19,234 --> 00:43:23,315 Wow! Smoking holy Musa Suci! 575 00:43:23,406 --> 00:43:25,315 Look at the moon! 576 00:43:27,118 --> 00:43:29,574 - Wow! Far out - Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Stop screaming! 577 00:43:29,662 --> 00:43:31,821 - Holy Moses! - What are you doing? 578 00:43:31,915 --> 00:43:33,991 Look at that! That's big! 579 00:43:34,084 --> 00:43:37,619 What's wrong with you It's the moon, okay? 580 00:43:37,713 --> 00:43:40,121 You traveled 30 years all the time... 581 00:43:40,216 --> 00:43:43,087 and what you can do is stand here and shout about the rising moon? 582 00:43:43,177 --> 00:43:47,128 But you can see men in the month of really good tonight 583 00:43:47,224 --> 00:43:49,347 Now, is he talking to you? 584 00:43:49,434 --> 00:43:51,511 Did he invite you? for a little cheese? 585 00:43:51,603 --> 00:43:54,095 Did he blow fart bubbles out of his butt? 586 00:43:54,190 --> 00:43:56,182 Because if not, then there really isn't any reason... 587 00:43:56,275 --> 00:43:58,351 to be excited about the moon, is there? 588 00:43:58,444 --> 00:44:01,979 Sorry. I will never be excited again. 589 00:44:02,073 --> 00:44:03,983 Obviously. 590 00:44:05,369 --> 00:44:06,863 Wait! 591 00:44:06,954 --> 00:44:09,196 Can I ask questions? 592 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:14,909 Why is the month rising, like, sometimes? 593 00:44:18,258 --> 00:44:22,303 Because there are, uh... 594 00:44:22,387 --> 00:44:24,961 a band, uh... 595 00:44:31,314 --> 00:44:35,526 Just shut up and go to bed, okay? 596 00:44:35,610 --> 00:44:37,733 Or better yet, leave! 597 00:44:37,821 --> 00:44:42,199 I know that! I grew up to be a man who doesn't know anything 598 00:44:43,869 --> 00:44:46,574 And who doesn't have a dog! 599 00:44:52,295 --> 00:44:55,795 John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt 600 00:44:55,883 --> 00:44:58,884 That's my name too 601 00:45:04,684 --> 00:45:06,677 Child? 602 00:45:18,866 --> 00:45:20,575 Good. 603 00:45:27,251 --> 00:45:31,083 Maybe Russ here can explain a little a little better than I can. Russ? 604 00:45:31,172 --> 00:45:33,129 This is how we see things, Vivian. 605 00:45:33,216 --> 00:45:35,754 Call me Vivian 606 00:45:35,843 --> 00:45:37,753 Good. Vivian. 607 00:45:37,846 --> 00:45:40,171 You will be public, You make an IPO... 608 00:45:40,265 --> 00:45:42,174 Your software is brilliant, and it's all good 609 00:45:42,267 --> 00:45:45,434 But if you want to make a Fortune 500, you have to understand... 610 00:45:45,521 --> 00:45:48,059 that at some point, people I want to see you well. 611 00:45:48,149 --> 00:45:49,727 And that's where everything gets a little dicey 612 00:45:49,817 --> 00:45:52,487 Dicey. Right. Very, very uncertain. 613 00:45:52,570 --> 00:45:55,774 I don't understand why I have to change something Good. Let's see this. 614 00:45:55,866 --> 00:45:58,238 - You live in the cabin... - I won't cut my hair... 615 00:45:58,327 --> 00:46:00,735 and I will not shave my beard. 616 00:46:00,829 --> 00:46:03,784 617 00:46:05,710 --> 00:46:07,786 Let me give it to you straight, Z.Z. 618 00:46:07,879 --> 00:46:10,880 If you want to ride your cow on Farm Aid, You don't need to change anything. 619 00:46:10,966 --> 00:46:12,875 But if you want to make a front page from the Wall Street Journal... 620 00:46:12,968 --> 00:46:15,506 there is one thing you must change. 621 00:46:16,931 --> 00:46:18,639 Uh... 622 00:46:21,269 --> 00:46:24,970 For, um... Uh... 623 00:46:28,402 --> 00:46:31,107 - someone you know - What? 624 00:46:31,196 --> 00:46:34,400 - Your friend? - Not! 625 00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:36,781 That's... It's a little boy. 626 00:46:36,869 --> 00:46:39,740 - Hello! - I don't know small children 627 00:46:39,831 --> 00:46:42,239 - I'm starving! - It's just tragic that parents... 628 00:46:42,334 --> 00:46:44,326 will send their children out to beg like that 629 00:46:44,419 --> 00:46:46,542 - very, very sad - I don't believe. - Russ! 630 00:46:46,630 --> 00:46:49,501 Russ Duritz, I'm hungry! 631 00:46:49,592 --> 00:46:53,886 Give me a meal! Ugh! I am hungry! 632 00:46:53,971 --> 00:46:58,301 If you excuse me please wait a moment. 633 00:46:58,393 --> 00:47:00,931 What are you doing here? I thought you vanished. 634 00:47:01,021 --> 00:47:04,355 - I don't know how to disappear I'm hungry! - Hello 635 00:47:07,153 --> 00:47:09,442 I'm Amy Who are you? 636 00:47:09,530 --> 00:47:11,523 I'm Rusty. 637 00:47:12,867 --> 00:47:15,822 And who is Rusty? 638 00:47:15,912 --> 00:47:17,870 - my niece - your niece 639 00:47:17,956 --> 00:47:19,830 Yes. My sister's child 640 00:47:19,917 --> 00:47:24,045 - Who goes in college in the fall? - Not. Other. 641 00:47:24,130 --> 00:47:27,250 Melissa? 642 00:47:27,342 --> 00:47:30,259 Yes, Amy. This is Melissa. 643 00:47:30,345 --> 00:47:32,302 No, that's another. 644 00:47:32,389 --> 00:47:35,556 - Who doesn't like to talk about it. - Oh, I see. 645 00:47:35,642 --> 00:47:37,801 Which really explains why you never told me about him 646 00:47:37,895 --> 00:47:40,351 Maybe I didn't tell you everything. 647 00:47:43,192 --> 00:47:45,185 So are you having fun with your uncle? 648 00:47:45,278 --> 00:47:48,861 Not really. He makes me sleep outside... 649 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,107 he didn't give me any breakfast... 650 00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,280 That is a problem. 651 00:47:55,373 --> 00:47:58,160 - Do you make it sleep outside? - He sleeps in a tent. 652 00:47:58,251 --> 00:48:00,374 - You have a tent - It's a tent. 653 00:48:00,462 --> 00:48:03,167 You don't give him breakfast. 654 00:48:03,256 --> 00:48:07,385 He can stand to skip meals. 655 00:48:07,469 --> 00:48:11,514 Rusty, are you hungry? 656 00:48:11,599 --> 00:48:14,635 - Hunger. - Let's go and eat meat and eggs. 657 00:48:14,727 --> 00:48:17,016 No no no no. Rusty can't have bacon and eggs. 658 00:48:17,105 --> 00:48:19,014 I have to get it Back to his mother right now. 659 00:48:19,107 --> 00:48:21,349 Don't forget Kenny's this afternoon. 660 00:48:21,443 --> 00:48:24,148 - See you later, Rusty! - goodbye 661 00:48:24,238 --> 00:48:26,646 Nice to meet you. 662 00:48:33,289 --> 00:48:37,240 - Get the look of moony from your face. - I like that Amy woman. 663 00:48:37,336 --> 00:48:40,005 I'm sure he likes dogs. 664 00:48:40,089 --> 00:48:42,461 I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm stuck with you... 665 00:48:42,550 --> 00:48:44,459 or the idea that I don't know what to do about it Why don't we eat something? 666 00:48:44,552 --> 00:48:46,509 667 00:48:46,596 --> 00:48:50,345 Why? Because you don't know what to do, You just want to stuff your face? 668 00:48:50,433 --> 00:48:53,933 No, because it says up there in the sky 669 00:48:59,026 --> 00:49:02,941 Good. Why aren't we? eat something? 670 00:49:06,785 --> 00:49:08,694 What can I get? 671 00:49:08,787 --> 00:49:11,907 Um, I'm going to have French toast, pancake and smoked meat 672 00:49:13,042 --> 00:49:15,959 - bring him something healthy, right? - Sorry, Sir. 673 00:49:16,045 --> 00:49:18,667 We only serve flour, sweet, salty food... 674 00:49:18,756 --> 00:49:22,208 high in fat and cholesterol that tastes good 675 00:49:22,302 --> 00:49:24,591 Leisure person deep inside. 676 00:49:24,680 --> 00:49:27,385 Good. I will cook French toast, pancakes and bacon 677 00:49:27,474 --> 00:49:30,392 - Do you want milk to vibrate with that? - Chocolate, please 678 00:49:30,478 --> 00:49:33,395 Beat the extra cream. 679 00:49:33,481 --> 00:49:37,978 - And for you? - You know, I think I'll do it like a magic bean omelette. 680 00:49:38,069 --> 00:49:42,566 Ah, does anyone get it? coffee today I will get it! 681 00:49:42,658 --> 00:49:45,114 Maybe you can take it before the diner disappears. 682 00:49:45,202 --> 00:49:47,325 Do you see, Sparky? 683 00:49:48,497 --> 00:49:50,407 Oh man. 684 00:49:52,836 --> 00:49:56,252 - What are you doing here? - Have French toast, pancake and smoked meat 685 00:49:56,339 --> 00:49:59,839 That's not what I'm talking about. What are you here for? 686 00:50:01,136 --> 00:50:04,054 I don't know My model plane 687 00:50:04,140 --> 00:50:06,975 Now, you got it already, and we are still messed up. 688 00:50:07,060 --> 00:50:10,263 We are even more chaotic than before. 689 00:50:12,357 --> 00:50:15,561 - What will I do with you? - What do you want to do with me? 690 00:50:15,652 --> 00:50:17,729 I want to put you on a diet, fat! 691 00:50:17,822 --> 00:50:20,574 Fix you so that you are not a sad loser This is what I did to make a living, okay 692 00:50:20,658 --> 00:50:24,407 Making people look good is what I do 693 00:50:24,496 --> 00:50:28,280 The problem is... 694 00:50:28,375 --> 00:50:31,625 There are many things to do with you, I don't know where to start. 695 00:50:31,712 --> 00:50:35,081 Well, I want to not get it my ass kicked so much 696 00:50:35,174 --> 00:50:38,045 697 00:50:38,136 --> 00:50:40,888 Children always laugh at us. 698 00:50:40,972 --> 00:50:44,804 That hurts my feelings. 699 00:50:44,893 --> 00:50:46,637 Why didn't I think about this before? 700 00:50:46,728 --> 00:50:49,765 This is what you came for, okay? 701 00:50:49,857 --> 00:50:53,309 I just have to teach you how to fight Anyway... 702 00:50:53,402 --> 00:50:55,312 they don't laugh at us, they laugh at you When you become me, they laugh, they die! 703 00:50:55,405 --> 00:50:57,481 - They laugh, they die? - Yes. 704 00:50:57,574 --> 00:51:00,361 You laugh, you die You laugh, you die You laugh, you die Pow! Pow! 705 00:51:00,452 --> 00:51:03,406 Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! 706 00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:05,704 707 00:51:05,791 --> 00:51:09,836 708 00:51:09,921 --> 00:51:13,088 - Pow! Pow! Pow! Pow! - Alright alright. Okay, okay, shut up! Closes... 709 00:51:13,174 --> 00:51:16,294 - Hey guess what. - What? - I have to pee 710 00:51:16,386 --> 00:51:20,301 Are you sure you know someone? Who can teach me how to fight? 711 00:51:20,391 --> 00:51:23,012 Yes, I think I can find someone. 712 00:51:25,563 --> 00:51:28,517 Isn't that cool how we both have to go at the same time? 713 00:51:28,608 --> 00:51:32,653 Yes. I will cherish this moment lifetime. 714 00:51:44,355 --> 00:51:46,893 - I'll just have one piece again. Just one... Just one piece again. - What do you think about this? 715 00:51:46,982 --> 00:51:48,975 - Hey! - too short - Oh, God. 716 00:51:49,068 --> 00:51:52,402 Please say it isn't... Hey. 717 00:51:52,489 --> 00:51:54,481 You're five weeks from maintaining your title - What do you do with pizza? - But I... I'm a nervous eater. 718 00:51:54,574 --> 00:51:56,567 - Beat it - You will be nervous too if you marry tomorrow 719 00:51:56,660 --> 00:51:59,116 Yes, I will be nervous that my wife will dump me because I'm like a big lard. 720 00:51:59,204 --> 00:52:03,867 - Hi, Giselle. - Hi, Russ. 721 00:52:03,960 --> 00:52:06,712 - What is that? Is that another 20 pounds? - Not. 722 00:52:09,674 --> 00:52:13,008 - Hey! Placing... - Damn it, he won't even let you eat, huh? 723 00:52:13,095 --> 00:52:16,546 - Does he look like he needs pizza? - Who is he? 724 00:52:16,640 --> 00:52:18,966 This is Russ's niece, Rusty. 725 00:52:19,060 --> 00:52:21,218 726 00:52:21,312 --> 00:52:24,978 Oh, I don't know you have two nephews. 727 00:52:25,066 --> 00:52:27,522 - How do I see, honey? Look. - Mmm, like Adonis. 728 00:52:28,945 --> 00:52:31,733 Hey, hey, Adonis. Adonis. 729 00:52:31,824 --> 00:52:34,529 - What? - Can I use your boxing ring? 730 00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:36,695 I want to give pudge-boy here some lessons 731 00:52:36,787 --> 00:52:40,702 - Maybe you can enter, Show him some movements. - Yeah, I will be happy. 732 00:52:42,210 --> 00:52:47,003 That way, you can punch the lamp out the next time he tries to call you fat boy 733 00:52:47,091 --> 00:52:49,083 Groovy! 734 00:52:51,721 --> 00:52:54,888 First things first. Have you tried out or what? 735 00:52:54,974 --> 00:52:57,810 All right, well, then take your hand until then You have to protect his chin 736 00:52:57,894 --> 00:53:00,017 I vomited you on his chin, there he is. 737 00:53:00,105 --> 00:53:04,020 Remember, this is number one, this is number two. You hit one, two. 738 00:53:04,109 --> 00:53:07,479 One two. Continue. Try. One... that's all. There he is. 739 00:53:07,571 --> 00:53:09,944 - Step aside. - Come on. 740 00:53:11,409 --> 00:53:13,735 Come on. Well. Come on. Come on. 741 00:53:15,914 --> 00:53:19,533 - You hit me - Yes, unfortunately, I hit you... 742 00:53:19,626 --> 00:53:22,034 and I will not defeat myself about that. 743 00:53:22,129 --> 00:53:24,288 Or maybe I'll do it. Come on. 744 00:53:24,382 --> 00:53:26,458 Fighting. Yes. Come on. Come on. 745 00:53:26,551 --> 00:53:29,635 Come on, kid. Fighting. Come on. Come on. 746 00:53:29,721 --> 00:53:33,589 - Hit him. One two. One two. - Go away, Rusty. Punch the lights out! 747 00:53:33,684 --> 00:53:35,926 - Hey Who are you on? - Throw it Throw it. 748 00:53:42,068 --> 00:53:44,524 Whoa, whoa! Take it easy, Tyson is small! 749 00:53:44,612 --> 00:53:47,020 What will you do next, biting on his ear? We didn't hit them when they were down - They hit me when I was down. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Who? Who? Who? 750 00:53:47,115 --> 00:53:50,650 - Children in school - Kid's havin 'some problems at school 751 00:53:50,744 --> 00:53:54,577 Well, why don't you say that, Russ? I'm teaching the kid's box. 752 00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:57,203 753 00:53:57,293 --> 00:53:59,286 He doesn't need it. He needs a street fight '. 754 00:53:59,379 --> 00:54:01,835 Why don't you show him that WWF scissors hold? Show him that one. 755 00:54:01,923 --> 00:54:04,711 - Here it is. Ready? - Whoa! 756 00:54:04,801 --> 00:54:07,340 Now I can use it. 757 00:54:08,264 --> 00:54:10,470 Release me 758 00:54:17,649 --> 00:54:19,558 Do you pay attention to how are the two? 759 00:54:19,651 --> 00:54:21,727 makes sense. They are related, right? 760 00:54:23,530 --> 00:54:25,523 I think so. 761 00:54:29,454 --> 00:54:32,027 Russ Duritz's office. How can I help you? 762 00:54:32,123 --> 00:54:34,081 - Yes, it's me What's wrong? - Oh. That is you. 763 00:54:34,167 --> 00:54:37,085 I didn't hear from you in four hours. I assumed you were dead. 764 00:54:37,170 --> 00:54:39,626 - Hey, how is your mini? - That's funny, Janet. 765 00:54:39,715 --> 00:54:42,467 - What's wrong? - You get 19 messages, the last count. 766 00:54:42,551 --> 00:54:44,129 - Do you want them? - Let me have it. 767 00:54:44,220 --> 00:54:47,720 Let's see, uh... Bob Riley. 768 00:54:47,807 --> 00:54:51,390 Bob Riley. Not Bob Riley. Not Bob Riley. Bob Riley. 769 00:54:51,478 --> 00:54:55,143 Bob Riley. I'm sure there's something else here. Just a moment. This is Bob Riley. 770 00:54:56,066 --> 00:54:58,059 Hey! 771 00:55:00,112 --> 00:55:01,939 Hey, Amy. Where are you going? 772 00:55:02,031 --> 00:55:04,024 My place for ice cream. See you later. 773 00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:06,275 - Ice cream? - goodbye 774 00:55:14,462 --> 00:55:18,127 - Can I ask questions? - Sure. 775 00:55:18,216 --> 00:55:20,292 Are you your girlfriend That's a funny way to put it. 776 00:55:22,470 --> 00:55:25,222 Most, no. 777 00:55:25,307 --> 00:55:27,466 778 00:55:28,686 --> 00:55:31,259 - Can I ask questions? - Sure. 779 00:55:31,355 --> 00:55:34,025 Are you our niece? 780 00:55:35,568 --> 00:55:37,561 Most... 781 00:55:39,614 --> 00:55:41,691 no. 782 00:55:43,577 --> 00:55:46,495 - But you are related, right? - Uh huh. 783 00:55:47,957 --> 00:55:50,365 - How close? - Beautiful. 784 00:55:50,460 --> 00:55:52,583 How close is it close enough? 785 00:55:53,588 --> 00:55:55,213 Pretty darn 786 00:55:58,969 --> 00:56:01,176 God. 787 00:56:01,263 --> 00:56:02,971 - Hi. - She's your child 788 00:56:03,057 --> 00:56:05,679 - What? - She's your child You have children 789 00:56:05,768 --> 00:56:08,390 Hey! Whatcha... leave! Hey! 790 00:56:08,480 --> 00:56:10,519 And all this time You have never even breathed a word! 791 00:56:10,607 --> 00:56:15,234 And you are a couple of fathers who are bored visitation rights today or something. 792 00:56:15,320 --> 00:56:17,444 - Amy, do you know how... - And who is his mother? 793 00:56:17,531 --> 00:56:21,529 Don't tell me I don't want to know. I know. That's a Swedish girl, isn't it? 794 00:56:21,619 --> 00:56:24,324 Yes, it's Ingesborg or Smorgasbord or whatever it's called. 795 00:56:24,414 --> 00:56:28,246 - Inga? - Not that I care, of course, about who or where or what you do! 796 00:56:28,335 --> 00:56:32,547 - Amy, she's not Swedish. - And I'm not his child. 797 00:56:32,631 --> 00:56:34,375 Honest. 798 00:56:36,552 --> 00:56:39,470 Then who are you 799 00:56:45,520 --> 00:56:48,012 Russ? 800 00:56:49,608 --> 00:56:54,271 Because I have watched both of them you are together, and I swear to God... 801 00:56:54,364 --> 00:56:56,356 something is very... 802 00:56:57,325 --> 00:56:59,069 strange happens 803 00:57:00,746 --> 00:57:03,581 - We have to tell him - We won't tell him 804 00:57:03,666 --> 00:57:06,418 - Tell me what? - Come on. Do it! 805 00:57:06,502 --> 00:57:09,622 Hey! Button it up! We won't tell him, okay? 806 00:57:12,842 --> 00:57:15,381 - Then do the knuckle. - That won't convince him. 807 00:57:15,470 --> 00:57:18,922 Then tell him something only I know, and then He can ask me about the same thing. 808 00:57:19,016 --> 00:57:22,681 - Like Aunt Spazzy. - How will it work? Think about that. 809 00:57:22,770 --> 00:57:25,641 - Then show the scar. - Anyone can have a scar. 810 00:57:25,732 --> 00:57:28,519 - What about birthmarks? - Well, that could be a coincidence too. 811 00:57:28,610 --> 00:57:31,148 - I know he will trust us. - He won't trust us - I know he will trust us. - He won't trust us - He will! - He won't! - She would! - He won't! 812 00:57:31,238 --> 00:57:34,155 - He will! - Hey! 813 00:57:34,241 --> 00:57:36,068 I wish I stood on the carpet 814 00:57:36,160 --> 00:57:38,069 - I already told you. - Amy. 815 00:57:38,162 --> 00:57:40,238 ... incoming ships... ... which process potatoes into various products. 816 00:57:46,755 --> 00:57:49,542 - Stop biting. - Leave me alone. 817 00:57:50,884 --> 00:57:55,179 I advertise terror and confusion. 818 00:58:00,895 --> 00:58:03,469 Holy smoking Ninety-nine channels, and nothing 819 00:58:04,858 --> 00:58:08,393 How did this happen? 820 00:58:08,487 --> 00:58:14,491 821 00:58:16,121 --> 00:58:18,612 822 00:58:21,627 --> 00:58:23,619 I have no idea. 823 00:58:25,589 --> 00:58:27,582 Look at him. 824 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,964 He is very embarrassing. 825 00:58:31,471 --> 00:58:34,342 You're not embarrassing You are adorable. 826 00:58:34,432 --> 00:58:35,975 Then. You are adorable Stop picking 827 00:58:39,355 --> 00:58:42,024 Look at the haircut. I look like Hermes Herman. 828 00:58:44,735 --> 00:58:47,191 And I "shpeak" like me mouth full of "shpit." 829 00:58:47,280 --> 00:58:50,815 Well, of course you do. 830 00:58:50,909 --> 00:58:55,287 Isn't the fact me? pathetic dweeb makes you hate me? 831 00:58:55,372 --> 00:58:57,282 No. 832 00:58:57,374 --> 00:59:01,075 Why? 833 00:59:06,468 --> 00:59:08,924 Do you hate you? 834 00:59:09,012 --> 00:59:11,254 When I look at it, What I see is only bad memories. 835 00:59:11,348 --> 00:59:13,424 836 00:59:16,562 --> 00:59:19,647 837 00:59:19,732 --> 00:59:22,650 The memories I have spent most of my life trying to forget. 838 00:59:26,573 --> 00:59:28,946 I'm sorry. 839 00:59:42,382 --> 00:59:44,921 Hello? Kenny. 840 00:59:45,010 --> 00:59:47,584 Nauseous about marriage tomorrow? 841 00:59:47,680 --> 00:59:50,171 God, tomorrow's marriage. Wait a minute. 842 00:59:50,266 --> 00:59:52,804 Marriage tomorrow What will I do with him? 843 00:59:52,894 --> 00:59:55,266 - We will take it with us - What? 844 00:59:55,355 --> 00:59:59,567 For important events? Are you out? from your mind Take him with us This is an important event with someone who respects me - He will embarrass me - Hey! 845 00:59:59,652 --> 01:00:02,855 - Ohh. - Hey! I forbid you to bond with this child! 846 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:05,521 847 01:00:05,616 --> 01:00:10,030 848 01:00:10,121 --> 01:00:13,870 What, kenny Who is sick? 849 01:00:29,685 --> 01:00:33,683 Thank God your niece was replaced by little James 850 01:00:33,773 --> 01:00:37,901 None of the other children Pretty fat to fit his clothes. 851 01:00:45,369 --> 01:00:48,536 No problem. No problem. Don't worry about that. 852 01:00:48,622 --> 01:00:53,368 - Yeah. Yes. Yes - Yester-I Yester-you 853 01:00:53,461 --> 01:00:57,791 - Yesterday - Ooh-ooh 854 01:00:59,509 --> 01:01:01,668 what happened with 855 01:01:03,514 --> 01:01:05,922 The world we know When will we dream and plan 856 01:01:07,894 --> 01:01:11,061 -And while going away - don't worry Just remove it and push it down table when no one is watching. 857 01:01:11,147 --> 01:01:15,477 - really - Yeah. 858 01:01:15,569 --> 01:01:20,361 - Where to go - Where does it go 859 01:01:20,449 --> 01:01:21,943 860 01:01:24,996 --> 01:01:28,864 861 01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,126 That's yester beam 862 01:01:32,212 --> 01:01:33,375 - Ha ha. - Hello 863 01:01:33,463 --> 01:01:37,877 - How are you? - If we can feel it wheel of life 864 01:01:37,968 --> 01:01:40,127 Turn the road 865 01:01:40,221 --> 01:01:44,515 Yester-I Yester-you 866 01:01:44,601 --> 01:01:46,225 Yesterday 867 01:01:47,938 --> 01:01:51,224 - I know. Ohh... - I'm dreaming 868 01:01:51,317 --> 01:01:52,894 So do you 869 01:01:52,985 --> 01:01:57,398 Life feels warm and love is true 870 01:01:59,033 --> 01:02:04,490 - Two children who follow all the rules - Smoking holy 871 01:02:04,581 --> 01:02:06,241 - Russ! Russ! - Yester-fool 872 01:02:06,333 --> 01:02:09,003 -And now. Now it seems - Sorry, Clarissa. 873 01:02:09,086 --> 01:02:12,538 - You interrupt us We dance. - But that's very important - Not now, kid. - But really, really, rrrr... 874 01:02:12,632 --> 01:02:16,001 875 01:02:22,392 --> 01:02:25,228 - You're driven crazy, huh? - Yeah. - Yester-I Yester-you 876 01:02:25,312 --> 01:02:27,934 - Different from their own. By the way, - Yesterday 877 01:02:28,024 --> 01:02:30,859 when will you let go of your evil ways and settle down? 878 01:02:30,944 --> 01:02:32,983 - As soon as you become again, Clarissa. - when I remember 879 01:02:33,071 --> 01:02:35,278 - I'm serious. - Me too. - what we have 880 01:02:35,365 --> 01:02:39,446 I feel empty I feel sad 881 01:02:41,455 --> 01:02:46,450 - Without anything other than memory - Amy, I have a question 882 01:02:46,544 --> 01:02:48,667 - Oh. Yester-love - big ones 883 01:02:48,755 --> 01:02:51,756 - OK. -And now. Now it seems 884 01:02:51,842 --> 01:02:53,881 What about the beautiful woman? You came with today 885 01:02:53,969 --> 01:02:56,258 - You mean Amy? Well, we work together. - They have nightmares 886 01:02:56,347 --> 01:03:01,093 - I've known him for a very long time. - I know we don't know each other very long. 887 01:03:01,185 --> 01:03:05,433 Don't worry about me. When I meet the right people, I am sure I will ask. 888 01:03:05,523 --> 01:03:07,979 - Yester-I Yester-you - If I never had time to ask... 889 01:03:09,862 --> 01:03:11,854 - Yesterday - Someone is moving now. 890 01:03:11,947 --> 01:03:15,613 Oh. Come on and sing Yester-aku 891 01:03:15,701 --> 01:03:17,445 - Yester-you - Amy... 892 01:03:17,537 --> 01:03:20,988 - Yesterday - Will you marry me? 893 01:03:21,082 --> 01:03:24,037 Oh. Yester-me 894 01:03:24,127 --> 01:03:26,286 - Yester-you - Okay, let's go - Hey! 895 01:03:26,380 --> 01:03:29,417 - Yesterday - Let me go, you jerk! 896 01:03:30,551 --> 01:03:32,591 Wait a minute. Stop. He asks a question. 897 01:03:32,678 --> 01:03:34,387 - Don't you want to know what will I say? - Not. 898 01:03:34,472 --> 01:03:37,723 - No? - No, he has no right to ask what he did, okay? 899 01:03:37,809 --> 01:03:40,016 - You and I don't even... - Well, us! - Since when? 900 01:03:40,103 --> 01:03:42,677 - MYOB! - What? 901 01:03:42,773 --> 01:03:48,016 Your own beeswax thoughts. Are you or you don't want to know what will I say? 902 01:03:48,112 --> 01:03:51,528 - What will you say? - Yeah, what will you say? 903 01:03:51,616 --> 01:03:54,487 Try again. Less practice of indifference. 904 01:03:54,578 --> 01:03:57,448 More warmth. 905 01:03:57,539 --> 01:04:00,457 - What will you say? - What would you say? 906 01:04:00,543 --> 01:04:02,950 So you want to know what I will say 907 01:04:05,506 --> 01:04:08,673 - Take a walk. - I asked for it - Go away. 908 01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,692 - What will you say? - I will say... 909 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,233 - I have to think about it - Oh, really? - Yes. 910 01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:30,526 Because, it is impossible, what previously appeared to me... 911 01:04:30,617 --> 01:04:34,069 the worst idea in the universe has been, for the past 12 hours... 912 01:04:34,163 --> 01:04:36,571 transmogrified into is not a bad idea... 913 01:04:36,666 --> 01:04:39,916 opens very small window of opportunity for you 914 01:04:40,003 --> 01:04:41,996 - For me? - Yeah. 915 01:04:42,088 --> 01:04:46,965 Ah. And what if I don't want to use this opportunity? 916 01:04:47,052 --> 01:04:51,347 Some of you obviously want to, and that part of you causes me... 917 01:04:54,227 --> 01:04:56,303 to think about it 918 01:05:09,494 --> 01:05:11,570 Are you... 919 01:05:11,663 --> 01:05:14,284 ask me... 920 01:05:14,374 --> 01:05:16,533 to think about it? 921 01:05:18,754 --> 01:05:21,541 Wait. Wait a minute. 922 01:05:21,632 --> 01:05:23,755 If you will only wait, I... 923 01:05:23,843 --> 01:05:25,836 I'll go get a waiter... a car... 924 01:05:25,928 --> 01:05:28,680 car from... 925 01:05:31,560 --> 01:05:35,143 But now. Now he is ready to start feeling love. 926 01:05:35,230 --> 01:05:37,519 Oh. Yes. Before this afternoon's match by visiting Orioles... 927 01:05:37,691 --> 01:05:41,440 Riley invited a dozen children to fight him with chocolate cream cake... 928 01:05:41,529 --> 01:05:45,610 as a way to say "Forgive me." for what he claims is a simple case miscommunication 929 01:05:46,868 --> 01:05:49,823 Uncle Bob knows how to party! 930 01:05:53,125 --> 01:05:55,201 This is very fun! 931 01:06:00,508 --> 01:06:04,803 - Some of these people... - So you crawl through the trash behind the bar after I leave 932 01:06:12,355 --> 01:06:16,139 I shot it. I'm part of this. 933 01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:19,649 Tell me, do you know for sure that he reversed the funds above... 934 01:06:19,738 --> 01:06:21,731 or maybe he is still sitting on it? 935 01:06:24,285 --> 01:06:26,361 Amy little poor. 936 01:06:26,454 --> 01:06:28,779 Mixed with rotten boss... 937 01:06:28,873 --> 01:06:31,032 who feel obliged for his client 938 01:06:32,460 --> 01:06:35,497 - do you know the number one killer youth - Russ! 939 01:06:35,589 --> 01:06:38,709 The person I care about here is not me. 940 01:06:41,178 --> 01:06:43,420 Listen, it's all my fault. 941 01:06:43,514 --> 01:06:46,136 I made that big and stupid mistake. 942 01:06:49,145 --> 01:06:50,556 I thought you would change. 943 01:06:57,405 --> 01:07:00,110 I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 944 01:07:03,077 --> 01:07:06,328 Do you want to know what's the saddest part of this whole thing? 945 01:07:11,962 --> 01:07:14,454 You can be great. 946 01:07:54,259 --> 01:07:56,715 Humans. Humans! 947 01:07:57,888 --> 01:08:00,973 When did we ever stop blowing? 948 01:08:02,101 --> 01:08:05,138 Russ, we have to change. 949 01:08:06,898 --> 01:08:08,891 We have to change. 950 01:08:19,412 --> 01:08:22,081 That's really cool, how do we both have to, uh... 951 01:08:39,434 --> 01:08:42,768 952 01:08:42,854 --> 01:08:45,939 953 01:08:46,024 --> 01:08:48,563 954 01:08:48,652 --> 01:08:50,645 955 01:08:51,781 --> 01:08:56,242 956 01:08:56,328 --> 01:09:00,990 957 01:09:01,083 --> 01:09:03,621 958 01:09:05,171 --> 01:09:08,088 959 01:09:09,258 --> 01:09:12,877 960 01:09:12,971 --> 01:09:15,213 961 01:09:15,307 --> 01:09:18,557 962 01:09:18,644 --> 01:09:22,345 Very good value You ended won a scholarship for UCLA 963 01:09:23,482 --> 01:09:26,353 - I am smart? - Very clever. 964 01:09:26,444 --> 01:09:28,567 But you're still a loser. Enter it. 965 01:09:35,162 --> 01:09:37,784 Scoot over. 966 01:09:37,873 --> 01:09:41,457 In college, everything starts to get a little better 967 01:09:41,544 --> 01:09:45,791 You join the track team, find a speech therapist... 968 01:09:45,882 --> 01:09:47,958 You keep working your ass off... 969 01:09:48,051 --> 01:09:50,721 and you passed at the top of your class 970 01:09:50,804 --> 01:09:53,509 You finally left after a master's degree in business Where I work my ass off. 971 01:09:53,599 --> 01:09:56,007 The story of your life, son. 972 01:09:56,102 --> 01:09:58,723 The good news is that, when you are Currently the dweeb is sad... 973 01:09:58,813 --> 01:10:02,348 974 01:10:02,442 --> 01:10:04,435 finally you grow up to be me... 975 01:10:04,528 --> 01:10:07,101 high-powered and prosperous girl magnet. 976 01:10:07,197 --> 01:10:09,190 Who doesn't have a dog or girl? 977 01:10:11,160 --> 01:10:14,743 Is that how you see me? A man without a dog and flawless? 978 01:10:14,831 --> 01:10:18,034 - With twitches. - Right 979 01:10:18,126 --> 01:10:22,171 - When do I get it? - I forget. 980 01:10:22,256 --> 01:10:24,498 - When do I learn to drive? - when you were 16 981 01:10:24,592 --> 01:10:26,750 - When do I get a car? - when you were 18 years old. 982 01:10:26,844 --> 01:10:28,636 When do I get hickey? 983 01:10:29,681 --> 01:10:32,848 - when you were 17 - When did I find out what was hickey? 984 01:10:34,394 --> 01:10:36,470 Not tonight. 985 01:10:41,318 --> 01:10:43,892 Russ? 986 01:10:43,988 --> 01:10:47,689 - Yeah, kid - I got what you did now 987 01:10:47,784 --> 01:10:50,240 I mean, I got what I did. 988 01:10:50,328 --> 01:10:52,405 When I grow up, make a living. 989 01:10:52,497 --> 01:10:55,914 - I know how to explain it. - Let me hear it 990 01:10:56,001 --> 01:10:59,003 You help people lie about who they really are... 991 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:02,540 so they can pretend to be someone else, right? 992 01:11:05,345 --> 01:11:06,756 Yes. 993 01:11:07,723 --> 01:11:10,759 See? It is not difficult to explain. 994 01:11:12,102 --> 01:11:13,680 That's pretty good. 995 01:11:14,814 --> 01:11:18,100 - Good night, buddy - Good night, kid. 996 01:11:26,118 --> 01:11:30,615 This is ABC-7 Los Angeles. Now. Eyewitness News 997 01:11:30,706 --> 01:11:33,957 Good evening. Every one. And welcome. I'm Harold Greene. 998 01:11:34,043 --> 01:11:36,083 Good evening. What I'm Deirdre Lafever. 999 01:11:36,171 --> 01:11:40,963 Top story tonight: Another high speed chase on the Los Angeles freeway... 1000 01:11:41,051 --> 01:11:44,503 This time involving the mother of eight children on the stolen minivan. 1001 01:11:44,597 --> 01:11:47,966 The chase starts around 8:30 a.m. tonight when the first police officer doesn't... 1002 01:11:50,311 --> 01:11:53,016 I know. Thank you, Don. See you tomorrow. 1003 01:11:54,149 --> 01:11:56,307 I heard "you two." 1004 01:11:57,444 --> 01:11:58,939 Successful. 1005 01:12:03,034 --> 01:12:04,825 Now, that's Mr. Image Consultant. 1006 01:12:06,496 --> 01:12:08,987 So what are you thinking about? 1007 01:12:09,082 --> 01:12:11,241 Don't tell me My hair is still too big. 1008 01:12:11,335 --> 01:12:13,790 No, that looks good. 1009 01:12:13,879 --> 01:12:17,462 Can I buy a cup of coffee? Comfort of foreigners and all that? 1010 01:12:19,552 --> 01:12:22,090 If what you say to me is true... 1011 01:12:22,180 --> 01:12:25,680 it must happen The strangest thing I've ever heard. 1012 01:12:25,767 --> 01:12:27,843 Makes sense to me. 1013 01:12:29,104 --> 01:12:31,560 - that? - Why aren't you 8 years old yourself... 1014 01:12:31,649 --> 01:12:33,309 travel time here to give a hand? 1015 01:12:33,401 --> 01:12:37,066 I mean, you're clearly in trouble. That will straighten you out. 1016 01:12:37,155 --> 01:12:39,444 Do you think he's here to straighten me out? 1017 01:12:39,532 --> 01:12:43,400 Of course. You don't think otherwise, right? 1018 01:12:47,750 --> 01:12:51,036 Maybe he is here for you to teach him a few things... 1019 01:12:51,128 --> 01:12:54,961 but maybe he is here for you to remember a few things. 1020 01:12:55,049 --> 01:12:57,375 Ever thought about that? 1021 01:13:00,222 --> 01:13:02,215 Not until now. Not. 1022 01:13:03,517 --> 01:13:04,893 Darlin ', look. 1023 01:13:07,063 --> 01:13:09,732 Tomorrow you will leave tomorrow. 1024 01:13:09,816 --> 01:13:14,644 You haven't got one thing yet real value in your life - And no, no, money doesn't count. - Hey... 1025 01:13:14,738 --> 01:13:16,731 and you just got lost the only woman in the world who ever means anything to you 1026 01:13:21,954 --> 01:13:25,454 Who? Amy? Please. 1027 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:28,626 Listen, he's not the only woman in the world, okay 1028 01:13:28,712 --> 01:13:32,579 She's neurotic. He bit his nails. 1029 01:13:34,760 --> 01:13:37,845 Nails. 1030 01:13:37,930 --> 01:13:39,970 This one. 1031 01:13:42,143 --> 01:13:43,935 God. 1032 01:13:45,856 --> 01:13:47,932 1033 01:13:52,044 --> 01:13:57,192 Excuse me. Um, while he gettin 'instructions, can I... can I Get warm up, please? Thank you. 1034 01:14:00,830 --> 01:14:03,666 Good. Don't stop Lasts. 1035 01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:07,583 - What's it like? - He keeps asking about his future... 1036 01:14:07,671 --> 01:14:09,296 my past. 1037 01:14:09,382 --> 01:14:11,789 - Not really telling him yet. - good 1038 01:14:11,884 --> 01:14:14,007 "Good"? You think it's good 1039 01:14:18,058 --> 01:14:20,596 Wh... If a little Deirdre is suddenly here... 1040 01:14:24,231 --> 01:14:26,473 Yes. 1041 01:14:26,567 --> 01:14:31,313 I will say, "Honey, it's not like that worry about something. 1042 01:14:31,406 --> 01:14:34,027 Everything will be great." 1043 01:14:36,328 --> 01:14:40,409 I mean, how many of us It turns out the way we think we will do it when are we children, really? 1044 01:14:43,085 --> 01:14:47,499 I-I mean how many of us have grown to become astronauts? 1045 01:14:47,590 --> 01:14:50,675 Or prime ballerina? 1046 01:14:52,596 --> 01:14:55,846 We only do the best we can. 1047 01:15:10,366 --> 01:15:12,857 You know, if you want to learn about your childhood, It looks like you are online... 1048 01:15:27,551 --> 01:15:29,176 You might get it. 1049 01:15:36,102 --> 01:15:38,807 See you, you two. 1050 01:15:38,897 --> 01:15:41,056 See you later 1051 01:15:53,288 --> 01:15:56,622 Hi, Janet, it's me. I'm sorry to call so late. 1052 01:16:02,590 --> 01:16:05,876 - Anything else? - No, that's all. 1053 01:16:05,969 --> 01:16:08,804 - OK. You have it - no, wait 1054 01:16:08,889 --> 01:16:10,965 There are others. 1055 01:16:12,267 --> 01:16:15,767 I want you to find out why the full moon looks orange sometimes when rising. 1056 01:16:17,064 --> 01:16:20,564 - OK. Sure. - Thank you, Janet. Good night. 1057 01:16:38,671 --> 01:16:42,123 Hey, kid. Rusty. 1058 01:16:44,928 --> 01:16:48,298 - Hi. - Hey 1059 01:16:50,017 --> 01:16:54,763 Want to help me with something? I think that might make you go back to your time 1060 01:16:54,856 --> 01:16:57,312 - Sure. - good 1061 01:17:00,153 --> 01:17:02,230 What's wrong with me 1062 01:17:03,282 --> 01:17:05,358 Yes. Anything that will bring me back 1063 01:17:08,079 --> 01:17:10,653 You know how I like to find caterpillars... 1064 01:17:10,748 --> 01:17:12,872 and put them in a jar and feed them... 1065 01:17:14,127 --> 01:17:16,203 and watch them make cocoons? 1066 01:17:20,926 --> 01:17:24,510 - No. - And then one day... 1067 01:17:24,597 --> 01:17:27,005 they came out, and that's really cool 1068 01:17:29,519 --> 01:17:31,761 No. Not a clue. 1069 01:17:31,855 --> 01:17:34,525 But keep going. Tell me a few more things. 1070 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:37,146 Remember last summer at Josie's birthday party... 1071 01:17:37,236 --> 01:17:40,403 When I got Parmesan cheese stuck my nose - Have sixes? - no Going fish 1072 01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:45,985 - Have four? - negative Going fish 1073 01:17:47,706 --> 01:17:50,873 Have seven? 1074 01:17:54,714 --> 01:17:56,623 Tell me again about Daddy 1075 01:17:59,052 --> 01:18:01,258 Sometimes... 1076 01:18:03,098 --> 01:18:05,091 he let me help him work in the car 1077 01:18:05,184 --> 01:18:07,260 But if I do something wrong, he yells at me 1078 01:18:07,353 --> 01:18:11,481 1079 01:18:13,192 --> 01:18:15,980 Sometimes he buys me ice cream afterwards 1080 01:18:16,071 --> 01:18:19,155 But still, I don't like to mess up. 1081 01:18:20,367 --> 01:18:23,037 Like last week, I lost the screw. 1082 01:18:24,705 --> 01:18:26,579 I'm afraid to tell him. 1083 01:18:28,418 --> 01:18:31,123 I found it later in my pocket Listen, I still have it. 1084 01:18:31,212 --> 01:18:33,501 I am afraid to return it to him. 1085 01:18:38,679 --> 01:18:41,431 Have nines? 1086 01:18:43,726 --> 01:18:46,348 No. 1087 01:18:49,357 --> 01:18:51,481 My homeroom expert last year was fat Mrs. Kinkelman. 1088 01:18:51,568 --> 01:18:54,688 He is much better than Mr. Lupus. 1089 01:18:54,780 --> 01:18:57,615 He had a purple lump on his face. 1090 01:18:57,700 --> 01:19:00,072 I don't remember guy bumping. What is the value? 1091 01:19:00,161 --> 01:19:02,403 Why do you ask me? All of these? 1092 01:19:02,497 --> 01:19:04,905 1093 01:19:05,000 --> 01:19:06,660 Because I forget something I forgot this one event that means something to me... 1094 01:19:06,752 --> 01:19:09,373 and if I can remember one thing, Maybe I can take you home. 1095 01:19:09,463 --> 01:19:12,464 Are you sure you didn't bump purple 1096 01:19:12,550 --> 01:19:14,922 - Not a lump, kid. - That is a pretty big lump. 1097 01:19:15,011 --> 01:19:17,763 - Tell me more about second grade. - Why? 1098 01:19:17,847 --> 01:19:19,887 No one has a conflict in the second class. 1099 01:19:19,975 --> 01:19:22,051 My best friend is Tim Wheaton, until a few months ago. 1100 01:19:24,354 --> 01:19:27,521 Remember him? 1101 01:19:27,608 --> 01:19:29,565 - No, no. - The house smells like a fish stalk. 1102 01:19:29,652 --> 01:19:33,152 - No. - Well, he is my best friend... 1103 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:36,233 1104 01:19:36,326 --> 01:19:38,782 until he started hanging out with Vince... 1105 01:19:38,870 --> 01:19:41,492 and other creepy people. 1106 01:19:41,582 --> 01:19:44,998 He throws a stone at me, and we've never been friends since then. 1107 01:19:45,086 --> 01:19:48,419 - He throws stones at us? - Oh, yes. 1108 01:19:48,506 --> 01:19:50,997 - Why? What happened? - Oh, people gather... 1109 01:19:51,092 --> 01:19:53,666 every recess in the corner of the playground... 1110 01:19:53,762 --> 01:19:55,802 where they like to choose children 1111 01:19:57,349 --> 01:19:59,306 Back to the back of kindergarten. 1112 01:20:00,394 --> 01:20:02,850 Yes. Where page monitoring can't see you 1113 01:20:02,939 --> 01:20:05,430 - Where is the big sliding board? - Yes, very big! 1114 01:20:05,525 --> 01:20:07,814 - you remember that - continue Don't stop 1115 01:20:07,902 --> 01:20:10,608 There are four of them, and if they don't like you... 1116 01:20:10,697 --> 01:20:13,153 they make your life a nightmare! 1117 01:20:20,333 --> 01:20:23,833 And the worst thing about them do they really mean animals? 1118 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:26,127 Especially this one three-legged dog 1119 01:20:28,592 --> 01:20:30,336 Tripod 1120 01:20:30,427 --> 01:20:32,919 Tripod The dog's name is Tripod! 1121 01:20:33,014 --> 01:20:36,217 I know the name of the dog! I know everything, kid. 1122 01:20:36,309 --> 01:20:38,302 I know why you are here This is an event! 1123 01:20:38,394 --> 01:20:40,553 Vince Kajinski, fight! This is the battle! 1124 01:20:40,647 --> 01:20:44,645 It was my eighth birthday. That was 32 years ago. 1125 01:20:44,735 --> 01:20:47,273 Today! Ha ha ha! 1126 01:20:54,245 --> 01:20:56,997 Smoking holy 1127 01:20:59,042 --> 01:21:01,284 Look at the car! 1128 01:21:03,005 --> 01:21:05,330 Look at your clothes! 1129 01:21:08,428 --> 01:21:10,420 Smoking holy 1130 01:21:11,598 --> 01:21:14,136 - holy smoke! - holy smoke! 1131 01:21:14,226 --> 01:21:18,390 - We did it, son! - Am I at home Is it really 1968? 1132 01:21:23,361 --> 01:21:25,769 No doubt, son. What time does it break 1133 01:21:25,864 --> 01:21:28,781 - 10:30 - Wait a minute, kid. 1134 01:21:28,867 --> 01:21:31,738 We have 15 minutes to change our lives Okay, now listen. It will happen very fast... 1135 01:21:31,828 --> 01:21:33,868 so you have to remember what Kenny said, okay? 1136 01:21:33,956 --> 01:21:35,830 - One, two, one, two. - One two... - Keep your head awake. 1137 01:21:35,916 --> 01:21:39,831 Look, look, look! There is a very large slide, remember? 1138 01:21:49,765 --> 01:21:53,680 It used to be much bigger. 1139 01:21:55,980 --> 01:21:58,934 Here's what I remember: 1140 01:21:59,025 --> 01:22:00,769 1141 01:22:00,861 --> 01:22:04,859 Some really bad people tie up the three-legged dog, Tripod. 1142 01:22:04,948 --> 01:22:06,906 When you try to stop it, You really struggle. 1143 01:22:06,992 --> 01:22:09,365 Oh no. Do I save it? 1144 01:22:09,453 --> 01:22:12,241 No. You go down after only one punch... 1145 01:22:12,332 --> 01:22:14,408 thereby strengthening your reputation as a loser... 1146 01:22:14,501 --> 01:22:17,074 for the next eight years, All the way to high school... 1147 01:22:17,170 --> 01:22:19,377 and ruining our lives starting at that time. 1148 01:22:19,464 --> 01:22:21,920 Oh, holy smoke. 1149 01:22:22,009 --> 01:22:25,793 Soon, Vince Kajinski and the cohort will occur Come on the corner. 1150 01:22:27,014 --> 01:22:29,802 - see They are there. - Hey, boo 1151 01:22:31,436 --> 01:22:34,141 They will say something to you to make you come there After you return there, they have a tied tripod. 1152 01:22:34,231 --> 01:22:37,018 - Have questions? - Yeah. What is a cohort 1153 01:22:38,652 --> 01:22:42,271 Hey, Rusty, come here 1154 01:22:43,533 --> 01:22:45,490 This is your birthday, right? We got a present for you 1155 01:22:45,577 --> 01:22:49,028 Listen, kid. You don't have to do this at all 1156 01:22:49,122 --> 01:22:52,990 - You don't have to fight today - Come on. Faster! 1157 01:22:53,085 --> 01:22:56,834 No. Otherwise it's against them today... 1158 01:23:00,343 --> 01:23:03,712 I have to fight tomorrow or the next day... 1159 01:23:03,805 --> 01:23:06,723 and today, you are here with me 1160 01:23:06,808 --> 01:23:09,382 That's right. I'm here with you today 1161 01:23:09,478 --> 01:23:13,061 1162 01:23:14,901 --> 01:23:16,940 I can do this. 1163 01:23:18,154 --> 01:23:20,728 You can do it. Don't be afraid I'm coming! 1164 01:23:20,824 --> 01:23:22,817 I will be here. 1165 01:23:24,411 --> 01:23:26,404 What made you take so long? 1166 01:23:36,132 --> 01:23:37,543 - Come on, Rusty. - I just saw it... 1167 01:23:37,634 --> 01:23:40,125 - Yeah, hurry up - A big surprise 1168 01:23:40,220 --> 01:23:42,676 This is very far away. 1169 01:23:42,765 --> 01:23:45,256 Come on, man. This will be great. Why don't you go 1170 01:24:04,288 --> 01:24:06,910 - Yeah. - This will be fun. Your prize is - cool, huh? 1171 01:24:07,000 --> 01:24:10,535 - What are you doing? - Stinkin, Three-legged dogs are useless. 1172 01:24:13,090 --> 01:24:15,877 We see him running. Light the firecracker. 1173 01:24:15,968 --> 01:24:18,969 Let the dog go. You are filth. 1174 01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:23,005 1175 01:24:23,101 --> 01:24:26,601 - what do you contact us - Dirtbags! 1176 01:24:26,688 --> 01:24:29,358 - Good shot. - Look soft. - We rule 1177 01:24:29,441 --> 01:24:32,146 What an anesthetic. 1178 01:24:32,236 --> 01:24:35,321 - That's far away. - Right on. - Yeah, right. 1179 01:24:35,406 --> 01:24:37,198 - We rule - Wait, Vince. 1180 01:24:37,283 --> 01:24:39,241 Spinning. 1181 01:24:40,704 --> 01:24:44,287 Oh, that's how it happened. 1182 01:24:44,374 --> 01:24:46,913 - Come on, Vince. Get him! - Stop it! 1183 01:24:49,046 --> 01:24:51,004 Come on! 1184 01:24:51,090 --> 01:24:54,210 - Get him! - Come on! Get him! 1185 01:24:56,513 --> 01:24:59,004 - against the wall - Come on, Vince! 1186 01:24:59,099 --> 01:25:01,590 - Stop! - Come on, coward! 1187 01:25:01,685 --> 01:25:04,437 Will you cry 1188 01:25:04,522 --> 01:25:07,606 - One two. - Will run to your mother - One two. 1189 01:25:07,691 --> 01:25:09,981 One two! 1190 01:25:12,030 --> 01:25:14,604 - Say uncle! Say uncle! - Not. 1191 01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:16,942 - sorry! - Not. 1192 01:25:17,035 --> 01:25:19,278 Say uncle! I am sorry! 1193 01:25:19,371 --> 01:25:21,115 Uncle. Forgive me. 1194 01:25:27,422 --> 01:25:29,415 Yes! You won 1195 01:25:29,508 --> 01:25:33,007 - holy smoke! You did it - Yabba-dabba-doo! 1196 01:25:33,095 --> 01:25:35,088 Ha ha! Yabba-dabba-doo is right. 1197 01:25:35,181 --> 01:25:38,348 - You won the fight You really did it You won the fight - I did it. I do it! 1198 01:25:38,434 --> 01:25:40,842 That's it! I do what I have to do. 1199 01:25:40,937 --> 01:25:42,930 Everything will happen Be different now 1200 01:25:44,190 --> 01:25:45,934 Yes, I think so. 1201 01:25:46,026 --> 01:25:49,276 More. That's all. Yes. 1202 01:25:51,323 --> 01:25:53,031 Is that okay? 1203 01:25:56,245 --> 01:25:58,737 - Oh no. - What? 1204 01:26:01,042 --> 01:26:02,703 This isn't finished. 1205 01:26:03,545 --> 01:26:06,463 It's getting worse, kid. Much worse. 1206 01:26:06,548 --> 01:26:08,921 What are you talking about? I won the fight. 1207 01:26:09,010 --> 01:26:11,631 That's not a fight. Not that 1208 01:26:16,268 --> 01:26:18,260 This isn't finished. 1209 01:26:22,775 --> 01:26:24,768 Ice in the eyes, kid. 1210 01:26:28,531 --> 01:26:31,449 Mr. Branch, I put all the reports on your desk Mother. I'm sorry, ma'am. Forgive me. 1211 01:26:41,212 --> 01:26:43,999 Oh, it's okay It doesn't matter. 1212 01:26:44,090 --> 01:26:47,874 Sorry I have to enter, Mr. Duritz. 1213 01:26:47,969 --> 01:26:50,507 We all know you're not healthy yet Please, don't punish it, Mr. Branch. 1214 01:26:50,597 --> 01:26:53,385 This is her birthday today. 1215 01:26:53,475 --> 01:26:58,304 - Mother, Father's house - Father? 1216 01:26:58,397 --> 01:27:00,390 1217 01:27:08,992 --> 01:27:11,828 1218 01:27:11,912 --> 01:27:13,490 Gloria. 1219 01:27:13,581 --> 01:27:16,155 What are you doing? Are you out of your mind? 1220 01:27:16,250 --> 01:27:18,042 - I'm fine. - Come on, honey - I'm fine. 1221 01:27:18,128 --> 01:27:21,082 Shhh, shh, bro. Bring it in 1222 01:27:21,173 --> 01:27:23,878 You live there 1223 01:27:23,967 --> 01:27:26,838 Please don't scare him. He had a hard day. 1224 01:27:26,929 --> 01:27:30,096 Gloria, said the doctor You don't have to leave home. 1225 01:27:42,363 --> 01:27:44,854 - What's wrong with you? - Forgive me. 1226 01:27:44,949 --> 01:27:48,532 How can you do this? for your mother Are you trying to do it, kill her faster? 1227 01:27:48,620 --> 01:27:51,407 - What? - We will lose him 1228 01:27:51,498 --> 01:27:55,626 God, and you drew some action like you did today You killed it 1229 01:27:55,711 --> 01:27:58,380 I found the screw, Dad. Screw 1230 01:27:58,464 --> 01:28:01,465 - Stop crying. - This is the screw, Father. 1231 01:28:01,550 --> 01:28:04,256 Seeing! This is it. This is it. I found it. 1232 01:28:04,345 --> 01:28:07,465 - stop crying '. - Please, Daddy, look at the screw. 1233 01:28:07,557 --> 01:28:10,179 - Here it is. - Stop crying! 1234 01:28:10,268 --> 01:28:12,510 Stop. 1235 01:28:12,604 --> 01:28:15,559 You have to grow up now, now 1236 01:28:15,649 --> 01:28:17,642 Do you understand? 1237 01:28:17,735 --> 01:28:20,689 - Yes sir. - Grow. Growing up! 1238 01:28:45,057 --> 01:28:47,631 Mother is dying - I know. - soon 1239 01:28:49,353 --> 01:28:52,520 Yes. 1240 01:28:53,775 --> 01:28:56,444 Before your next birthday. 1241 01:28:56,528 --> 01:28:58,271 Did I do it? 1242 01:28:58,363 --> 01:29:00,107 1243 01:29:03,452 --> 01:29:06,122 No. 1244 01:29:06,205 --> 01:29:08,198 No, you don't do it. 1245 01:29:10,960 --> 01:29:13,630 That's not your fault. 1246 01:29:13,713 --> 01:29:16,549 Father only said that because he was scared Because he knows that he has to do it Awaken yourself, and he doesn't know how to do it I thought you never cried 1247 01:29:18,761 --> 01:29:21,845 Not since my eighth birthday. 1248 01:29:25,685 --> 01:29:27,974 I think I'm starting again. 1249 01:29:31,441 --> 01:29:33,481 - How come? - Because I just found out from where I got the twitch 1250 01:29:35,154 --> 01:29:37,775 Someone calls "waaambulance". 1251 01:29:37,865 --> 01:29:41,484 Yes. Yes. 1252 01:29:42,620 --> 01:29:44,779 Will need them now, huh? 1253 01:29:46,124 --> 01:29:49,375 Come on. Do you want to out of here? 1254 01:29:49,461 --> 01:29:51,501 Let's go. 1255 01:29:57,178 --> 01:29:59,930 1256 01:30:01,475 --> 01:30:03,514 1257 01:30:07,857 --> 01:30:09,849 Let's find food. 1258 01:30:09,942 --> 01:30:13,146 Good. But I eat whatever I want It's disgusting. Let me have a few of you. 1259 01:30:17,909 --> 01:30:20,579 - Hey! - Hey! 1260 01:30:20,662 --> 01:30:21,943 - You did not seem angry. - About what? 1261 01:30:24,083 --> 01:30:26,788 We did not do anything to change 1262 01:30:28,004 --> 01:30:30,080 Like the fact that we will still do it must fight Vince Kajinski... 1263 01:30:30,173 --> 01:30:32,747 every week all through elementary school? 1264 01:30:32,843 --> 01:30:34,716 - Yeah. - And we will still be _ through high school? 1265 01:30:35,846 --> 01:30:38,171 - But not stupid. - not stupid 1266 01:30:38,265 --> 01:30:40,591 And that's what we spend years in our college... 1267 01:30:41,978 --> 01:30:44,136 As a flawless jerk with twitch? 1268 01:30:44,230 --> 01:30:47,516 1269 01:30:47,609 --> 01:30:50,230 And still don't have a family when we are 40? 1270 01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:54,699 Yes. 1271 01:30:55,951 --> 01:30:58,075 What has been completed is finished But hey, this is our birthday. Well? 1272 01:31:02,917 --> 01:31:07,746 Happy birthday, son. Cheerful, kid. 1273 01:31:08,674 --> 01:31:11,343 Hello, kid. How are you'? 1274 01:31:19,227 --> 01:31:21,469 - Who are you? - Chester, come on, kid. 1275 01:31:21,563 --> 01:31:23,852 Did you hear what he just called the dog? 1276 01:31:33,243 --> 01:31:37,739 Chester. 1277 01:31:37,831 --> 01:31:39,456 Is that... 1278 01:31:52,806 --> 01:31:54,633 what is it 1279 01:31:55,767 --> 01:31:58,140 - Not possible. - can't 1280 01:31:58,228 --> 01:32:02,096 You like old planes 1281 01:32:31,599 --> 01:32:34,516 Uh huh. 1282 01:32:37,188 --> 01:32:39,514 Yes. 1283 01:32:40,859 --> 01:32:42,650 You did all of this 1284 01:32:43,779 --> 01:32:45,772 You put the plane in front of my door 1285 01:32:47,783 --> 01:32:49,776 1286 01:32:58,420 --> 01:33:01,207 I'm sure you have many questions. 1287 01:33:03,008 --> 01:33:05,844 - Yeah. - Well, I won't worry about that. 1288 01:33:05,928 --> 01:33:09,262 You have 30 years to find them. 1289 01:33:09,349 --> 01:33:12,469 Now I have to go. Waitin family '. 1290 01:33:36,420 --> 01:33:38,793 That's very good see you again 1291 01:33:41,426 --> 01:33:44,961 - I'll see you. - See you later. 1292 01:33:47,683 --> 01:33:49,676 See you later 1293 01:33:54,357 --> 01:33:56,848 Smoking holy 1294 01:34:12,251 --> 01:34:14,624 We succeed. 1295 01:34:21,387 --> 01:34:24,056 - holy smoke! - holy smoke! 1296 01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:26,263 - We succeed! - We did it! 1297 01:34:26,350 --> 01:34:28,509 Yeah-ho-ho! 1298 01:34:28,603 --> 01:34:31,640 - I'm fine! We're fine - We're fine 1299 01:34:31,731 --> 01:34:34,139 We're fine 1300 01:34:36,445 --> 01:34:39,363 - No, you are a pilot. - I'm a pilot - We grew up to be pilots! 1301 01:34:39,448 --> 01:34:42,403 We grew to become pilots! Hey! 1302 01:34:42,493 --> 01:34:44,901 - Do you see our dog? - What is his name? - Chester 1303 01:34:44,996 --> 01:34:48,579 - Chester, world biggest dog - greatest dog in the world! 1304 01:34:48,667 --> 01:34:52,118 Yes! Hoo-Ha, Hoo-Ha... One, right, left, left... 1305 01:34:52,212 --> 01:34:54,538 - Do you see our family? - Yeah. 1306 01:34:55,674 --> 01:34:57,667 Wild. 1307 01:34:59,053 --> 01:35:01,260 The old woman looks familiar. 1308 01:35:02,390 --> 01:35:05,345 Yes. I think so too. 1309 01:35:18,116 --> 01:35:21,366 - see us go - Yeah. 1310 01:35:21,453 --> 01:35:23,280 Look at us leaving. 1311 01:35:28,628 --> 01:35:33,124 I'm not a loser Look at us leaving. 1312 01:35:47,315 --> 01:35:49,308 Child? 1313 01:35:53,947 --> 01:35:55,940 1314 01:36:08,255 --> 01:36:10,247 See you later, kid. 1315 01:36:17,098 --> 01:36:19,091 Thank you. 1316 01:36:39,289 --> 01:36:41,958 Hello? 1317 01:36:42,042 --> 01:36:43,750 I'm here. 1318 01:36:45,754 --> 01:36:48,328 Russ? 1319 01:36:48,424 --> 01:36:52,007 - Russ? - Hi, Janet I'm back here. I'll be out soon. 1320 01:36:52,095 --> 01:36:55,345 Hey, there are a few questions. Why am I not in the office? 1321 01:36:55,432 --> 01:36:57,425 Why aren't you in the office? 1322 01:36:57,517 --> 01:36:59,925 - Where have you been? - did you call my father 1323 01:37:00,020 --> 01:37:02,690 Yes, I told him that you would be there on Sunday to help him move. 1324 01:37:02,773 --> 01:37:06,024 He almost suffered a heart attack, if that's your intention What about the plane ticket to Hawaii? 1325 01:37:06,110 --> 01:37:08,068 1326 01:37:08,154 --> 01:37:11,440 I ordered them. Two first class seats. You leave at 2:00. 1327 01:37:14,536 --> 01:37:17,241 Thank you. Have a pen? 1328 01:37:17,331 --> 01:37:21,376 Change these names here. Use my credit card. 1329 01:37:27,592 --> 01:37:30,510 Russ! Ha ha ha! 1330 01:37:30,596 --> 01:37:33,513 - I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it. - Aloha, Janet 1331 01:37:33,599 --> 01:37:37,893 I like Hawaii. I like Hawaii! 1332 01:38:42,967 --> 01:38:45,803 Do you want to enter? 1333 01:38:45,887 --> 01:38:47,880 Yes.