1 00:00:13,105 --> 00:00:15,155 All right, let's try over here. 2 00:00:15,662 --> 00:00:17,592 Set up traps there, and there as well. 3 00:00:17,712 --> 00:00:20,265 Last time I saw him he ran right through here. 4 00:00:21,392 --> 00:00:22,912 This is so retarded, Cartman. 5 00:00:23,032 --> 00:00:25,095 You've got everyone believing your stupid story. 6 00:00:25,215 --> 00:00:28,605 It isn't a story, it's true! I saw a leprechaun. 7 00:00:29,371 --> 00:00:32,635 I've seen him come through here three days in a row now. 8 00:00:32,755 --> 00:00:35,197 Hawk Eyes, this is Dragon Wind. Do you copy? 9 00:00:35,317 --> 00:00:38,700 This is Hawk Eyes. We've set up the net and we're standing by. 10 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:42,078 Copy that, Hawk Eyes. Keep surveillance tag Alpha Niner. Dragon Wind out. 11 00:00:42,338 --> 00:00:44,956 Just admit you were lying, Cartman, so that everyone can go home! 12 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:47,100 Oh no! We have a deal, Kyle! 13 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:51,061 If I can prove there's a leprechaun, you have to suck my balls, remember? 14 00:00:51,181 --> 00:00:53,757 Dragon Wind to Blackie: What's your six, Blackie? 15 00:00:55,799 --> 00:00:59,121 - I don't want the code name Blackie. - Code names are what they are, Blackie! 16 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:00,972 Check your six and alert when in position! 17 00:01:01,232 --> 00:01:04,282 - This is fucking retarded! - Haha, getting nervous, Kyle? 18 00:01:04,402 --> 00:01:06,527 When that leprechaun shows up you must suck my balls! 19 00:01:06,647 --> 00:01:08,521 Don't forget I have a signed contract from you. 20 00:01:08,781 --> 00:01:10,610 Yeah, and if you couldn't prove there was a leprechaun, 21 00:01:10,730 --> 00:01:13,652 you have to give me ten dollars! Now just pay up and stop being stupid! 22 00:01:14,429 --> 00:01:18,198 Goddamnit, why hasn't it shown up yet? Dragon Wind to Faggot! Come in, Faggot! 23 00:01:19,574 --> 00:01:21,951 This is faggot. Go ahead. 24 00:01:22,211 --> 00:01:25,507 Faggot I need you to keep surveillance North to North East. Check back in five. 25 00:01:25,627 --> 00:01:26,920 Okay, will do. 26 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:28,692 Faggot out. 27 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:32,200 Okay, that's enough. Everybody! 28 00:01:32,411 --> 00:01:34,886 Cartman is just pulling one of his stupid tricks on everyone, 29 00:01:35,006 --> 00:01:36,675 because he's trying to get out of a deal he made! 30 00:01:36,935 --> 00:01:39,803 It was here, I swear it! I don't know why it's not showing up this time! 31 00:01:40,063 --> 00:01:42,171 You didn't see a leprechaun, fatass! 32 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:44,502 If you could prove it, I had to suck your balls, but if you couldn't, 33 00:01:44,622 --> 00:01:46,685 you had to pay me ten dollars! Pay up! 34 00:01:48,091 --> 00:01:49,854 Uh, I got something! I got it! 35 00:01:51,240 --> 00:01:54,025 It's uh... Oh jeez I think it's a leprechaun! 36 00:01:54,285 --> 00:01:57,654 - No, there is not a leprechaun. - Set off diversion track C! 37 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,664 - Dude... - Fuh, fuck me, it's a leprechaun. 38 00:02:07,924 --> 00:02:08,998 Get it! 39 00:02:10,677 --> 00:02:13,628 Get that fucking leprechaun! I want it alive! 40 00:02:25,998 --> 00:02:28,330 Wow. Cool. No way. Whoa. Wow. 41 00:02:28,775 --> 00:02:30,764 Eugh! Uh, move aside! Move aside! 42 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,648 All right, butthole, where's the gold? 43 00:02:35,116 --> 00:02:38,031 You lads don't know what you're doing. I need to deliver an important message! 44 00:02:38,151 --> 00:02:39,404 There's going to be an attack! 45 00:02:39,664 --> 00:02:42,657 Tell me where the gold is or you die! Slow! 46 00:02:45,739 --> 00:02:46,939 Where'd he go? 47 00:02:48,629 --> 00:02:51,550 I was sent to warn of a terrorist attack, but you boys have made me late. 48 00:02:51,670 --> 00:02:55,795 Now the terrorists will prevail! The end is near! 49 00:02:56,899 --> 00:02:58,035 Dude. 50 00:03:00,577 --> 00:03:01,577 Kyle... 51 00:03:01,948 --> 00:03:04,220 Suck my balls. 52 00:03:33,496 --> 00:03:35,896 Dad, where do leprechauns come from? 53 00:03:36,487 --> 00:03:37,637 From Ireland. 54 00:03:38,268 --> 00:03:42,175 So... why would one come to America to warn us about a terrorist attack. 55 00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:45,972 Kyle, leprechauns aren't real. You're almost nine now; 56 00:03:46,092 --> 00:03:49,569 you need to understand the difference between real and imaginary. 57 00:03:49,689 --> 00:03:50,975 I thought I did. 58 00:03:55,358 --> 00:03:57,882 Oh, Ms. Broflovski, how are you this fine evening? 59 00:03:58,002 --> 00:03:59,400 Oh, hello Eric. 60 00:03:59,660 --> 00:04:01,103 Kyle, your friend is here. 61 00:04:01,223 --> 00:04:04,113 Hello, Mr. Broflovski, Ike. Nice evening, isn't it? 62 00:04:04,373 --> 00:04:07,595 Well Kyle, shall we go up to your room for a few minutes. 63 00:04:07,715 --> 00:04:09,869 Get out of here, Cartman, we're eating dinner! 64 00:04:09,989 --> 00:04:11,872 Uh, Kyle, I believe a certain someone 65 00:04:11,992 --> 00:04:14,178 is supposed to put a certain set of balls in their mouth. 66 00:04:14,298 --> 00:04:16,209 - I'm not doing it, fatass! - Doing what? 67 00:04:16,469 --> 00:04:19,170 - We had a deal, Kyle! - Just get out of here! 68 00:04:19,430 --> 00:04:21,623 You signed an agreement, Kyle! 69 00:04:21,743 --> 00:04:23,885 I don't care if I signed an agreement! 70 00:04:24,005 --> 00:04:27,635 Ah hey now Kyle, if you made a deal with somebody, you have to stick by it. 71 00:04:27,755 --> 00:04:31,118 - Thank you, Mr. Broflovski. - What was the agreement? 72 00:04:31,553 --> 00:04:34,185 That if he could prove leprechauns exist, I would suck his balls. 73 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,551 - What what what? - And there was a leprechaun! 74 00:04:36,671 --> 00:04:38,134 You saw it, Kyle! 75 00:04:38,254 --> 00:04:40,593 Yeah, Kyle's gonna suck balls. 76 00:04:45,017 --> 00:04:46,217 Hey dudes. 77 00:04:47,231 --> 00:04:48,281 Hey Kyle. 78 00:04:49,324 --> 00:04:51,108 So, how was it? 79 00:04:51,228 --> 00:04:54,622 - How was what? - Sucking Cartman's balls. 80 00:04:54,882 --> 00:04:57,771 I didn't suck his balls, all right? And I'm not going to! 81 00:04:57,891 --> 00:05:00,526 Dude, why did you ever agree to suck his balls in the first place. 82 00:05:00,646 --> 00:05:04,042 I didn't think there would actually be a leprechaun! And I still don't! 83 00:05:04,162 --> 00:05:06,843 Why would a leprechaun be warning us of a terrorist attack? 84 00:05:07,103 --> 00:05:08,924 There's another explanation for all this. 85 00:05:09,044 --> 00:05:10,151 Excuse me. 86 00:05:10,495 --> 00:05:13,645 Have you boys seen a leprechaun anywhere lately? 87 00:05:14,816 --> 00:05:16,277 What do you know about the leprechaun? 88 00:05:16,397 --> 00:05:17,937 Oh, then you did see him. 89 00:05:18,197 --> 00:05:19,868 That's wondiferous! 90 00:05:19,988 --> 00:05:23,852 I want you to tell me everything he said. Where was he? What was he doing? 91 00:05:23,972 --> 00:05:26,913 All right I've had enough! Leprechauns are imaginary! 92 00:05:27,033 --> 00:05:28,831 Well of course they are. 93 00:05:28,951 --> 00:05:32,744 But just because they're imaginary doesn't mean they aren't real. 94 00:05:33,538 --> 00:05:36,915 Haven't you boys ever used your imagination? 95 00:05:37,175 --> 00:05:39,782 You, young man! How would you like to be a cowboy? 96 00:05:39,902 --> 00:05:42,046 Or a swashbuckling pirate? 97 00:05:42,661 --> 00:05:46,743 And you! How would you like to be an astronaut, far out in space? 98 00:05:47,038 --> 00:05:50,394 All it takes is a little... imagination. 99 00:05:51,735 --> 00:05:54,557 - Who the hell are you? - Still not convinced, eh? 100 00:05:54,817 --> 00:05:56,090 I tell you what, boys. 101 00:05:56,210 --> 00:06:00,647 What say we all take a ride on my... Imagination Flying Machine? 102 00:06:04,419 --> 00:06:05,419 Dude. 103 00:06:05,539 --> 00:06:09,055 Hop aboard, kids. I have something to show you. 104 00:06:09,540 --> 00:06:11,699 Uh, are you gonna rape us? 105 00:06:15,043 --> 00:06:16,043 No? 106 00:06:17,548 --> 00:06:18,947 All right then. 107 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,317 Come on, guys. 108 00:06:20,678 --> 00:06:23,753 Watch it, fellas. I'm pretty sure this guy wants to rape us. 109 00:06:24,013 --> 00:06:26,255 All aboard the Imagination Balloon! 110 00:06:30,552 --> 00:06:34,181 Some people feel imagination isn't real, 111 00:06:34,301 --> 00:06:36,332 but I tell them that they're wrong, 112 00:06:36,452 --> 00:06:39,111 'cause whenever I want to play and pretend, 113 00:06:39,231 --> 00:06:43,773 I just sing the Imagination Song. 114 00:06:45,009 --> 00:06:52,532 Imagination... 115 00:06:52,792 --> 00:06:57,370 Imagination... 116 00:06:57,630 --> 00:07:01,666 Imagination... 117 00:07:01,926 --> 00:07:06,087 Imagination... 118 00:07:06,347 --> 00:07:10,356 Imagination... 119 00:07:10,476 --> 00:07:14,721 Imagination... 120 00:07:15,563 --> 00:07:19,873 Imagination... 121 00:07:20,109 --> 00:07:23,855 Imagination... 122 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:32,447 Imagination... Imagination... Imagination... 123 00:07:33,274 --> 00:07:36,492 Imagination... Imagination... 124 00:07:36,752 --> 00:07:39,252 Are you gonna take us somewhere or not? 125 00:07:40,030 --> 00:07:43,124 But my boy, we're already here. 126 00:08:02,027 --> 00:08:06,022 - What is this place? - This... is Imaginationland. 127 00:08:06,561 --> 00:08:08,858 It's where all the wonderful and goofy things 128 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:11,444 that humans have made up over the years live together. 129 00:08:24,369 --> 00:08:26,579 Citizens of Imaginationland! 130 00:08:26,905 --> 00:08:29,754 We have distinguished guests from the world beyond! 131 00:08:30,014 --> 00:08:32,215 Hello! 132 00:08:34,994 --> 00:08:39,263 Welcome to Imaginationland. I am the Lollipop King. 133 00:08:39,892 --> 00:08:43,101 We are honored to have Creators in our kingdom. 134 00:08:43,913 --> 00:08:45,893 Wow, this is incredible, 135 00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:48,856 and totally fucked up at the same time. 136 00:08:49,116 --> 00:08:51,226 Now, good news, everyone! 137 00:08:51,346 --> 00:08:53,528 These boys did see the leprechaun! 138 00:08:55,727 --> 00:08:59,200 What did the leprechaun tell you? Did he have any news? 139 00:09:01,664 --> 00:09:03,964 Well he said there was gonna be a- 140 00:09:04,533 --> 00:09:06,333 That there was gonna be a- 141 00:09:10,098 --> 00:09:11,712 Oh fuck no! 142 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:24,500 Run, Toto! 143 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:11,439 Stan, we have to get out of here! 144 00:10:15,345 --> 00:10:17,570 Quickly boys! Get on my back! 145 00:10:20,013 --> 00:10:22,283 Fellas! Fellas wait! 146 00:10:22,913 --> 00:10:24,994 - Hold on, fellas! - Butters. 147 00:10:25,254 --> 00:10:27,541 Don't leave me, fellas! Come back! 148 00:10:30,092 --> 00:10:31,235 Dude! 149 00:10:33,171 --> 00:10:35,341 - Hey guys! - Butters! 150 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:41,010 Wha? Where...? 151 00:10:41,851 --> 00:10:43,158 Oh. Oh dude. 152 00:10:43,696 --> 00:10:45,014 Oh, it was just a dream. 153 00:10:45,521 --> 00:10:47,767 It was all just a crazy dream. 154 00:10:48,307 --> 00:10:50,228 Huh, oh my God. 155 00:10:54,948 --> 00:10:55,948 Hello? 156 00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:57,927 Dude, did you finish your math homework? 157 00:10:58,047 --> 00:11:00,529 I kind of lost track of time last night. 158 00:11:00,789 --> 00:11:02,614 No no, I hardly got any sleep. 159 00:11:02,734 --> 00:11:05,000 I had this whole messed up dream about some gay Mayor guy 160 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:08,037 taking us to Imaginationland where all these imaginary characters live. 161 00:11:10,073 --> 00:11:12,208 And then it got attacked by terrorists? 162 00:11:12,584 --> 00:11:15,640 - Yeah! How'd you know? - Dude! I had the same dream! 163 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:18,381 We jumped on a dragon's back, and Butters got left behind! 164 00:11:18,641 --> 00:11:19,799 Stan? Stanley? 165 00:11:20,059 --> 00:11:22,343 You haven't seen your little friend Butters, have you? 166 00:11:22,603 --> 00:11:23,603 Why? 167 00:11:23,723 --> 00:11:26,639 Our darling Butters never came home last night. 168 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:27,807 What did they say? 169 00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,011 We don't wanna jump to conclusions, but... 170 00:11:30,131 --> 00:11:31,983 we're worried that maybe somebody kidnapped Butters, 171 00:11:32,103 --> 00:11:36,503 sodomized him over and over again, and then fed his genitals to wild animals. 172 00:11:37,316 --> 00:11:38,866 There there, darling. 173 00:11:39,929 --> 00:11:41,237 Dude... 174 00:11:44,971 --> 00:11:47,785 Ladies and gentlemen, I have dire news. 175 00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:51,100 Yesterday, at approximately 18:00 hours, 176 00:11:51,330 --> 00:11:53,804 terrorists successfully attacked... 177 00:11:53,924 --> 00:11:55,324 our imagination. 178 00:11:57,997 --> 00:11:59,755 - Our imagination? - How? 179 00:12:00,129 --> 00:12:03,141 The imaginary attack appears to have been in the works for years. 180 00:12:03,261 --> 00:12:06,846 The effects of the attack are so far... unimaginable. 181 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:10,725 What do the terrorists want with our imagination? 182 00:12:10,985 --> 00:12:13,602 We can't imagine. 183 00:12:14,138 --> 00:12:17,783 We've intercepted this videotape the terrorists made for broadcast. 184 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,402 Luckily we've kept it from being broadcast to the public. 185 00:12:27,028 --> 00:12:29,869 No! It's just a Care Bear! 186 00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:32,594 Oh my God. 187 00:12:32,714 --> 00:12:36,033 Later in the video we can see another imaginary hostage; 188 00:12:36,153 --> 00:12:38,002 this one reading a forced statement. 189 00:12:38,804 --> 00:12:40,529 Praise to the mighty Allah. 190 00:12:40,649 --> 00:12:43,999 His divine grace and will have brought forth this day. 191 00:12:45,471 --> 00:12:46,521 Oh jeez! 192 00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:52,037 Uh, now see, your safety is at our whim. 193 00:12:52,157 --> 00:12:54,130 This is the price you pay, America! 194 00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:55,667 You have defiled Allah, 195 00:12:55,787 --> 00:12:58,895 and now we will shall turn your imagination against you! 196 00:12:59,015 --> 00:13:00,615 Death to the Infidels! 197 00:13:01,359 --> 00:13:03,152 Can I go now? 198 00:13:03,779 --> 00:13:05,105 Stan! Kyle! 199 00:13:05,450 --> 00:13:07,823 Can you get me out of here? 200 00:13:08,494 --> 00:13:13,120 Gentlemen, the terrorists appear to have complete control of our imagination. 201 00:13:13,576 --> 00:13:15,973 It's only a matter of time before... 202 00:13:16,093 --> 00:13:19,960 our imaginations start running wild. 203 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:24,673 I believe a serious blow to democracy has just been dealt. 204 00:13:24,933 --> 00:13:27,691 A travesty has occurred, and I want justice! 205 00:13:27,811 --> 00:13:29,804 Kyle Broflovski did willingly and knowingly 206 00:13:30,064 --> 00:13:32,052 sign a contract, and yet, as to date, 207 00:13:32,172 --> 00:13:36,852 he has made no effort, nor does he show any intention, of ever sucking my balls! 208 00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:41,695 I've given him ample time to fulfill his obligation, and he has thus refused. 209 00:13:41,815 --> 00:13:44,360 I stand before you with dry balls, Your Honor. 210 00:13:44,620 --> 00:13:46,526 I've provided witnesses, collected testimonials, 211 00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:48,564 and still, my balls remain dry. 212 00:13:48,684 --> 00:13:50,408 I want what I'm entitled to! 213 00:13:52,209 --> 00:13:55,029 Mr. Broflovski, did you agree to orally imbibe 214 00:13:55,149 --> 00:13:57,540 Mr. Cartman's scrotum and testicles? 215 00:13:59,739 --> 00:14:01,039 I... 216 00:14:01,595 --> 00:14:05,005 Is this not your signature on the contract? 217 00:14:08,903 --> 00:14:09,903 But... 218 00:14:10,229 --> 00:14:12,016 Come on! Really? 219 00:14:12,381 --> 00:14:15,015 I mean, aren't there more important things going on right now? 220 00:14:15,275 --> 00:14:17,435 From what I've been presented and the evidence put forth, 221 00:14:17,555 --> 00:14:19,229 the court has no choice but to order you 222 00:14:19,349 --> 00:14:21,674 to place Mr. Cartman's pubicle sac in your mouth, 223 00:14:21,794 --> 00:14:25,109 and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds. 224 00:14:25,369 --> 00:14:26,402 Yes! 225 00:14:26,662 --> 00:14:30,209 You have twenty four hours to suck aforementioned balls. 226 00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,359 If after that time you still refuse, 227 00:14:32,479 --> 00:14:34,994 the court will be forced to arrest you for contempt. Next case! 228 00:14:36,549 --> 00:14:37,671 Thank you Your Honor. 229 00:14:37,791 --> 00:14:40,828 This isn't a victory for me, this is a victory for the justice system. 230 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:42,585 And my balls. 231 00:14:45,059 --> 00:14:47,798 What I am about to tell you is highly classified. 232 00:14:48,058 --> 00:14:52,720 Two days ago, Muslim terrorists hijacked our imagination. 233 00:14:52,980 --> 00:14:56,350 Frankly we don't know what their next move is or how to stop them. 234 00:14:56,470 --> 00:14:59,923 In times like these the government often turns to Hollywood for help. 235 00:15:00,043 --> 00:15:02,998 You creative filmmakers can think of idea we just can't. 236 00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:06,400 That's why we've asked you here, M. Night Shyal-amalam. 237 00:15:06,660 --> 00:15:09,987 The Sixth Sense, Signs, The Village, all very clever films. 238 00:15:10,247 --> 00:15:14,881 But can you use your amazing idea brain now to help us stop the terrorists? 239 00:15:16,315 --> 00:15:17,953 What if... 240 00:15:19,157 --> 00:15:21,010 What if it turns out they aren't terrorists? 241 00:15:21,130 --> 00:15:24,130 But they're actually werewolves? From the future? 242 00:15:25,932 --> 00:15:28,964 No. No, they're terrorists. They've been linked to Al Qaeda. 243 00:15:29,224 --> 00:15:32,316 But what if Al Qaeda, it turns out, is the group being terrorized? 244 00:15:32,436 --> 00:15:33,636 By aliens? 245 00:15:34,281 --> 00:15:37,798 No- No. That's not an idea, that's a twist. 246 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:39,725 We need ideas. 247 00:15:39,985 --> 00:15:42,646 How about we make everyone think that terrorists attacked us? 248 00:15:42,766 --> 00:15:45,940 But really, we were all already dead. 249 00:15:46,798 --> 00:15:48,298 Get him out of here. 250 00:15:50,204 --> 00:15:53,906 Mr. Bay, can you think of any idea how to outwit these terrorists? 251 00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:55,384 I believe I can. 252 00:15:55,504 --> 00:15:57,948 We start... by making a big CG building 253 00:15:58,068 --> 00:16:00,462 and then we have a meteor go CROSSHH! 254 00:16:00,582 --> 00:16:02,459 And it, and it's all like CRAAWWWLL! 255 00:16:02,579 --> 00:16:05,501 and motorcycles burst into flame while they jump over these helicopters, right? 256 00:16:05,761 --> 00:16:06,797 No no! 257 00:16:06,917 --> 00:16:09,505 We need ideas how to stop the terrorists! 258 00:16:09,765 --> 00:16:13,311 An eighteen-wheeler spins out of control and it's all like BROSSHH! 259 00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:17,054 And then this huge tanker full of dyna- CROSSHH! 260 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:22,309 Those aren't ideas, those are special effects! 261 00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:26,605 I... don't understand the difference. 262 00:16:26,865 --> 00:16:29,024 I know you don't. Get him out of here! 263 00:16:29,284 --> 00:16:32,661 And being that we are all big Mel Gibson film fans, 264 00:16:32,781 --> 00:16:34,822 we thought maybe you could help us. 265 00:16:35,082 --> 00:16:38,742 Ah, my nipples, they hurt! They hurt when I twist them! 266 00:16:39,968 --> 00:16:41,062 Yes, uh, 267 00:16:41,182 --> 00:16:43,671 I don't suppose you have any creative ideas 268 00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:45,416 how to fight these terrorists? 269 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:46,887 How about this? 270 00:16:47,007 --> 00:16:49,838 You have that videotape that the terrorists made, right? 271 00:16:49,958 --> 00:16:53,127 Well maybe if you did a background check on that videotape, 272 00:16:53,247 --> 00:16:55,279 you might find somebody who doesn't belong. 273 00:16:55,399 --> 00:16:58,917 Somebody who doesn't fit Imaginationland. Oh! 274 00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:03,344 Hey... that's not a bad idea. 275 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,016 Yeah. Say what you want about Mel Gibson, 276 00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:08,128 but the sonofabitch knows story structure. 277 00:17:08,248 --> 00:17:10,941 Get the videotape and do a background check on everyone in it! 278 00:17:11,201 --> 00:17:13,319 Oogh! Yes! 279 00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:17,239 All the imaginary characters in the tape were identified, sir. 280 00:17:17,499 --> 00:17:20,138 Count Chocula, Cinderella, Snarf from Thundercats... 281 00:17:20,258 --> 00:17:21,368 But here. 282 00:17:21,488 --> 00:17:24,588 Nothing in American folklore or storytelling match this kid. 283 00:17:24,708 --> 00:17:27,569 He appears to be... just some kid. 284 00:17:27,689 --> 00:17:31,337 Stan! Kyle! Could you get me out of here? 285 00:17:31,597 --> 00:17:34,762 I want digital imaging and resource magnification done stat! 286 00:17:34,882 --> 00:17:37,243 If that kid isn't imaginary I want to know who he is, 287 00:17:37,363 --> 00:17:39,282 where he's from, and who his friends are! 288 00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:40,802 Yes sir! 289 00:17:42,720 --> 00:17:44,442 Who are you?... 290 00:17:52,058 --> 00:17:55,158 Uh, excuse me? Uh Mr. Terrorist, sir? 291 00:17:55,439 --> 00:17:57,837 Uh, I'm actually not imaginary, 292 00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:00,699 and my parents are gonna ground me if I don't get back- 293 00:18:02,847 --> 00:18:05,204 Okay, sorry. Sorry. 294 00:18:05,997 --> 00:18:08,351 Can you tell what the terrorists are doing? 295 00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:11,669 They're going something to Rockety Rocket. 296 00:18:11,929 --> 00:18:14,463 No! Leave me alone! Ha! 297 00:18:14,723 --> 00:18:17,587 It doesn't make sense. What do they want with Rockety? 298 00:18:17,707 --> 00:18:19,807 The only reason they would- 299 00:18:19,927 --> 00:18:21,221 Oh my God. 300 00:18:21,811 --> 00:18:23,681 They're gonna blow up the Barrier! 301 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:27,309 - What's the Barrier? - The wall! 302 00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:32,077 The wall which separates the evil side of Imaginationland from the good side! 303 00:18:32,866 --> 00:18:35,216 No! No you can't blow up the barrier! 304 00:18:35,336 --> 00:18:36,786 Are you insane? 305 00:18:38,364 --> 00:18:42,178 - We can't let this happen. - It will be the end of Imaginationland. 306 00:18:42,298 --> 00:18:44,637 Yeah. You have to stop them, kid. 307 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:47,579 Me? What am I supposed to do? 308 00:18:47,839 --> 00:18:50,880 Don't you get it? If the terrorists blow that barrier, 309 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,116 all the most evil things ever imagined are gonna pour out 310 00:18:54,236 --> 00:18:56,463 and take over Imaginationland for good! 311 00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:58,664 You have to do something! 312 00:19:06,483 --> 00:19:07,889 Thanks for coming, everyone. 313 00:19:08,009 --> 00:19:11,395 The big moment is finally here, just as soon as Kyle arrives. 314 00:19:11,655 --> 00:19:13,408 He's not gonna show up to suck your balls dude. 315 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:16,066 He has to. He's been ordered by the court. 316 00:19:16,326 --> 00:19:20,075 Eric, I'm a little concerned about your obsession to have Kyle suck your balls. 317 00:19:20,195 --> 00:19:23,532 It just seems a little fa... faggy. 318 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:28,144 Faggy? What? You think I want Kyle to suck my balls for physical pleasure? 319 00:19:28,264 --> 00:19:30,111 This is about humiliation, people! 320 00:19:30,231 --> 00:19:33,094 This is about Kyle finally having to admit he was wrong! 321 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:36,044 He was wrong, and so now he has to kneel before the king 322 00:19:36,304 --> 00:19:37,706 and kiss his ring. 323 00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,882 Except the ring is my balls. 324 00:19:40,522 --> 00:19:41,842 Hey, he's here. 325 00:19:42,305 --> 00:19:44,511 What? Move aside, move aside! 326 00:19:44,771 --> 00:19:47,765 - Dude, do you really have to do it? - Let's just get this over with! 327 00:19:48,025 --> 00:19:52,186 Yes, come on in, peasant Kyle, and pay homage to this sultan's balls. 328 00:19:52,446 --> 00:19:53,729 God damnit! 329 00:19:54,259 --> 00:19:56,995 Yes. Yes! 330 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:09,077 That's them, sir. Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski. 331 00:20:09,732 --> 00:20:12,515 You boys need to come with us on a matter of national security. 332 00:20:12,635 --> 00:20:13,635 Who are you? 333 00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,251 There's no time! You need to come with us right now! 334 00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:17,973 Hey, let go of him! 335 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,777 We aren't going to hurt your little friends. We just need information. 336 00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:23,842 No! No, he has to suck my balls! 337 00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:26,833 No! 338 00:20:27,136 --> 00:20:28,427 Kyle! 339 00:20:32,177 --> 00:20:33,874 No! No! 340 00:20:35,522 --> 00:20:38,232 Hold on! Hold on a second! 341 00:20:40,268 --> 00:20:44,476 Now, you really should think about this. I mean, uh, 342 00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:47,820 I know you think attacking our imagination will get you somewhere, 343 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,409 but will it really? 344 00:20:50,534 --> 00:20:51,926 If you destroy that wall, 345 00:20:52,046 --> 00:20:55,614 all the most evil parts of our imagination are gonna break loose, 346 00:20:55,734 --> 00:20:59,782 but... will it really make you terrorists feel better? 347 00:20:59,902 --> 00:21:03,966 Maybe it's time for us all to just... get along. 348 00:21:09,254 --> 00:21:11,189 Jesus Christ, no! 349 00:21:13,839 --> 00:21:15,822 That was your plan to stop them? 350 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,899 Yeah, and that's not a heartfelt speech? 351 00:21:18,019 --> 00:21:19,869 That's fucking stupid! 352 00:21:28,515 --> 00:21:29,978 They are coming... 353 00:21:37,966 --> 00:21:39,511 Glad I picked you up, kid. 354 00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,978 It's dangerous for someone your age to be hitchhiking. 355 00:21:44,101 --> 00:21:46,701 Yeah well, when a man has been wronged... 356 00:21:47,371 --> 00:21:49,132 he no longer cares about danger. 357 00:21:49,252 --> 00:21:51,471 You going to Washington to visit family? 358 00:21:51,731 --> 00:21:53,989 I've got unfinished business. 359 00:21:54,109 --> 00:21:56,295 You go through life being told there's justice, 360 00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:58,722 then you learn that the only real justice... 361 00:21:58,842 --> 00:22:00,480 is the justice you take. 362 00:22:01,659 --> 00:22:03,259 Make no mistake, Kyle. 363 00:22:04,044 --> 00:22:07,321 Before this is over, you will suck my balls. 364 00:22:53,881 --> 00:22:56,281 Oh, it was just a dream. 365 00:22:56,796 --> 00:22:59,456 Come on, Butters. Mom's cooked waffles and nanas for you. 366 00:22:59,716 --> 00:23:02,999 Hoho! Mom, Dad, I dreamt I was in Imaginationland 367 00:23:03,199 --> 00:23:04,795 and terrorists attacked it. 368 00:23:05,055 --> 00:23:07,589 You are in Imaginationland. This is a dream. 369 00:23:07,849 --> 00:23:10,884 - Huh? - Hey, wake up, stupid! 370 00:23:11,332 --> 00:23:13,432 Come on, wake up, kid! 371 00:23:14,464 --> 00:23:16,831 No, wait! Uh I was back home in bed! 372 00:23:16,951 --> 00:23:19,457 No! You passed out and peed your pants! 373 00:23:19,577 --> 00:23:22,646 Look! The evil of Imaginationland is coming out! 374 00:23:44,124 --> 00:23:45,127 Oh hamburgers! 375 00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:48,323 Everyone! Fall back to the Gumdrop Forest! 376 00:23:48,807 --> 00:23:52,244 Come with me, little boy! I'm going to get you home! 377 00:23:52,490 --> 00:23:54,367 Wa! It's Alien! 378 00:24:03,154 --> 00:24:04,293 Predator! 379 00:24:16,811 --> 00:24:18,535 Look, we already told you everything we know. 380 00:24:18,795 --> 00:24:21,621 Some guy just showed up in a big balloon and took us into Imaginationland. 381 00:24:22,031 --> 00:24:23,698 What we want to know is how! 382 00:24:23,818 --> 00:24:25,960 We need to find a way into Imaginationland; 383 00:24:26,080 --> 00:24:28,170 you've been there! How did you do it? 384 00:24:28,690 --> 00:24:30,714 We just... went on a balloon ride. 385 00:24:30,974 --> 00:24:33,341 There must have been some kind of portal or doorway. 386 00:24:33,601 --> 00:24:36,818 - Dude, we don't remember. - Do you realize what's going on here? 387 00:24:36,938 --> 00:24:39,286 Terrorists have attacked our imagination, 388 00:24:39,406 --> 00:24:41,914 and now our imaginations are running wild! 389 00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:45,729 - You'd better start remembering! - It was the Chinese, wasn't it? 390 00:24:46,491 --> 00:24:47,491 What? 391 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:49,235 We've suspected that the Chinese government 392 00:24:49,355 --> 00:24:51,190 was working on a doorway to the imagination. 393 00:24:51,310 --> 00:24:52,319 Is that where you were? 394 00:24:52,579 --> 00:24:54,461 - No. - That's it, isn't it? 395 00:24:54,581 --> 00:24:56,923 Where do the Chinese keep this portal? How does it work? 396 00:24:57,043 --> 00:24:58,450 It it better than ours? 397 00:24:59,114 --> 00:25:00,118 Your what? 398 00:25:00,378 --> 00:25:02,495 Our portal to the imagination built as a secret project 399 00:25:02,615 --> 00:25:04,221 back in 1962 to fight the Soviets- 400 00:25:04,341 --> 00:25:05,391 Shhh! Tom! 401 00:25:06,077 --> 00:25:07,577 That's super-secret. 402 00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:09,377 Oh, I'm sorry sir. 403 00:25:10,500 --> 00:25:13,381 Wait. The U.S. Government has a portal to the imagination? 404 00:25:13,641 --> 00:25:15,530 Aw, see? Good job, Tom! 405 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,011 Why don't you just tell them everything about Project X? 406 00:25:18,271 --> 00:25:20,232 Yes sir. We built a portal to the imagination 407 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,516 to use against the Russians during the Cold War, but we- 408 00:25:22,776 --> 00:25:26,452 That was sarcasm! I was being sarcastic, you fucking idiot! 409 00:25:26,572 --> 00:25:28,063 Aw jeez, I'm really sorry sir. 410 00:25:28,323 --> 00:25:31,024 If you already built a doorway to the imagination, then why do you need us? 411 00:25:31,504 --> 00:25:35,237 All right, we might as well show it to them. God-damnit, Tom. 412 00:25:36,422 --> 00:25:38,406 Every night, the dream is the same. 413 00:25:39,848 --> 00:25:42,313 I'm on my way to visit my friend Kyle, 414 00:25:42,433 --> 00:25:45,221 because we had a bet that if I could prove leprechauns were real, 415 00:25:45,341 --> 00:25:46,957 he would suck my balls. 416 00:25:47,665 --> 00:25:50,085 And it turns out I was right. 417 00:25:51,101 --> 00:25:53,880 Time to pay up, Kyle. 418 00:25:54,850 --> 00:25:56,350 But then... 419 00:25:58,755 --> 00:25:59,861 No! 420 00:26:01,705 --> 00:26:03,241 No! 421 00:26:03,553 --> 00:26:05,394 It's been taken from me. 422 00:26:05,594 --> 00:26:07,315 I have dry balls... 423 00:26:07,515 --> 00:26:10,665 Balls so dry they explode like dust. 424 00:26:16,360 --> 00:26:17,699 You okay, kid? 425 00:26:17,899 --> 00:26:20,059 No. I've got dry balls. 426 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,701 And I'm running out of time. 427 00:26:35,661 --> 00:26:37,291 Ever since the Cold War, 428 00:26:37,411 --> 00:26:40,093 the U.S. Government has been working on a secret project 429 00:26:40,353 --> 00:26:43,214 to build a doorway into the imagination. 430 00:26:43,555 --> 00:26:47,735 It is called "Project Imagination Doorway." 431 00:26:48,894 --> 00:26:50,844 That's not very imaginative. 432 00:26:51,684 --> 00:26:55,021 According to all the tests and the data, the doorway should work, 433 00:26:55,141 --> 00:26:57,485 but... it never has. 434 00:26:58,089 --> 00:27:00,155 But we're close, sir. We're real close. 435 00:27:00,562 --> 00:27:02,644 They've been saying that for over forty years. 436 00:27:02,764 --> 00:27:05,744 You're the ones, right? The kids who have been in the imagination. 437 00:27:06,361 --> 00:27:07,370 I guess. 438 00:27:07,630 --> 00:27:09,506 What was the sequence that got you inside? 439 00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:12,500 We know there's some kind of resonance code, but we can't figure it out. 440 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,145 Look, we're sorry, you guys, but the balloon just went up in the air 441 00:27:15,265 --> 00:27:17,339 and the dude sang a song and we were suddenly there. 442 00:27:17,599 --> 00:27:19,873 Song? You didn't say anything about a song before. 443 00:27:19,993 --> 00:27:22,719 - What song? - The Imagination song. 444 00:27:22,979 --> 00:27:25,496 The fractal converter has never worked 445 00:27:25,616 --> 00:27:27,559 because it was waiting for a multitonal code! 446 00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:29,809 Quick boys: how does the Imagination Song go? 447 00:27:31,947 --> 00:27:34,929 Imagination... 448 00:27:35,287 --> 00:27:37,859 Imagination... 449 00:27:38,246 --> 00:27:40,629 Sir, uh I'm getting some electrofeedback from the gate. 450 00:27:40,749 --> 00:27:43,615 It's weak, but it's nanoresponding to something. 451 00:27:43,875 --> 00:27:47,975 Was there more to the Imagination Song? How does the rest of it go? 452 00:27:48,686 --> 00:27:53,186 Imagination... Imagina... 453 00:27:53,505 --> 00:27:55,165 No, no dude, it went up there. 454 00:27:55,285 --> 00:27:58,197 - Imagina... - Imagina... 455 00:27:58,498 --> 00:28:00,602 Dude, we don't remember. It was really long and stupid. 456 00:28:00,722 --> 00:28:03,799 I'm just about through playing with you boys! We're running out of time! 457 00:28:03,919 --> 00:28:06,346 You have to remember that song in its entirety! 458 00:28:11,692 --> 00:28:14,043 Mayor, Mayor, what are we supposed to do? 459 00:28:14,163 --> 00:28:16,773 Please, sir. I have to get home to my world. 460 00:28:17,406 --> 00:28:18,406 Oh, well. 461 00:28:18,943 --> 00:28:22,529 All you have to do is tap your heels together three times. 462 00:28:22,789 --> 00:28:23,822 Really? 463 00:28:24,082 --> 00:28:27,054 No, you fucking dipshit, that was a joke! 464 00:28:29,128 --> 00:28:31,959 Mayor, what are we supposed to do, snarf snarf? 465 00:28:32,079 --> 00:28:35,386 Get to Castle Sunshine! It's your only hope! 466 00:28:35,586 --> 00:28:36,710 Castle Sunshine? 467 00:28:37,086 --> 00:28:41,506 Through the Gumdrop Forest. Others will be hiding there; go, run! 468 00:28:41,911 --> 00:28:43,786 Look out for the evil characters! 469 00:28:43,906 --> 00:28:46,764 They're assembling on the Yum Yum mountain! 470 00:28:48,703 --> 00:28:53,101 We are free! Now all of Imaginationland is ours! 471 00:28:53,361 --> 00:28:55,700 Not all, foolish orc! 472 00:28:55,900 --> 00:28:59,316 There are still parts of Imaginationland we don't control. 473 00:28:59,576 --> 00:29:03,653 Tomorrow, we shall build our own castle right on this spot! 474 00:29:03,913 --> 00:29:08,867 Who put you in charge, Krueger? I am the most evil character here! 475 00:29:09,127 --> 00:29:11,953 Nonsense! Your evil is stale. 476 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:15,874 I am the most evil imaginary character! 477 00:29:18,148 --> 00:29:20,090 Now come on y'all. We shouldn't be fighting, 478 00:29:20,210 --> 00:29:21,796 we're supposed to all be on the same side. 479 00:29:22,056 --> 00:29:24,415 Yeah. You're all right, Squirrelly Squirrel. 480 00:29:24,535 --> 00:29:26,009 Yay! 481 00:29:26,785 --> 00:29:29,289 What evil imaginary characters are they? 482 00:29:29,409 --> 00:29:31,512 They were dreamt up by some fourth grade kid 483 00:29:31,632 --> 00:29:33,183 as part of his Christmas Story. 484 00:29:33,835 --> 00:29:35,866 Now come on y'all. We can't waste time arguing, 485 00:29:35,986 --> 00:29:37,705 there could still be survivors out there. 486 00:29:37,825 --> 00:29:39,564 We need to hunt them down, and kill them. 487 00:29:39,824 --> 00:29:43,165 - And eat their flesh! - But first we should rape them! 488 00:29:43,285 --> 00:29:46,345 How about we kill them, and then rape their bodies 489 00:29:46,545 --> 00:29:48,998 so we can use their blood as lubricant. 490 00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:51,518 Say, that's a great idea, Beary Bear. 491 00:29:55,270 --> 00:29:59,170 Man, I do not want to meet the kid that dreamt those things up. 492 00:29:59,789 --> 00:30:01,616 Look, I want some Goddamn answers! 493 00:30:01,736 --> 00:30:03,159 You brought my friend here to Washington! 494 00:30:03,279 --> 00:30:04,985 Where is he? What is going on? 495 00:30:05,105 --> 00:30:07,509 I'm sorry, sir. That information is classified. 496 00:30:07,769 --> 00:30:10,387 Something is going on, and I have a right to know where my friend is! 497 00:30:10,647 --> 00:30:13,281 There's somebody asking a lot of questions about what's going on. 498 00:30:13,401 --> 00:30:14,696 Let me handle this! 499 00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:19,432 I'm sorry, but there is no such thing as Project Imagination Doorway! 500 00:30:20,360 --> 00:30:21,838 Imagination Doorway. 501 00:30:21,958 --> 00:30:25,036 It was started in the Sixties as a secret government project. 502 00:30:25,156 --> 00:30:26,156 Right. 503 00:30:26,276 --> 00:30:29,197 Imagina-a-ation, Imagina- 504 00:30:29,457 --> 00:30:33,059 Wait, maybe that's where he went really flat, like that half-step key change? 505 00:30:33,179 --> 00:30:34,790 Imagina-ation. 506 00:30:35,149 --> 00:30:37,580 Right, then it was: Imagina-ation, 507 00:30:37,967 --> 00:30:41,101 Imagina-ation. Imagina-atio-on. 508 00:30:46,221 --> 00:30:48,383 It's open! It's open! 509 00:30:48,762 --> 00:30:50,851 Getting readings from the other side... 510 00:30:50,971 --> 00:30:54,180 That's it. We've made an opening to our imagination, sir! 511 00:30:57,980 --> 00:31:01,301 All right, that's enough! We've still got a lot of work to do, people! 512 00:31:01,421 --> 00:31:03,023 It's time to go in 513 00:31:03,143 --> 00:31:06,687 and get our imaginations under control! 514 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,282 How much further to Castle Sunshine? 515 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:16,486 Snarf, I'm not sure snarf snarf. I've never been. 516 00:31:18,258 --> 00:31:20,123 - What was that? - Over here. 517 00:31:22,442 --> 00:31:24,586 Oh Christ. It's Strawberry Shortcake. 518 00:31:27,860 --> 00:31:30,210 Please, let me go. 519 00:31:35,565 --> 00:31:37,307 Oh my God! Snarf. 520 00:31:42,947 --> 00:31:45,114 Please! No more torture! 521 00:31:45,234 --> 00:31:48,651 Just kill me! Just fucking kill me! 522 00:31:49,431 --> 00:31:51,446 Yes! Now kill her! 523 00:31:51,912 --> 00:31:55,783 Whoa whoa, hang on, y'all. You can't just kill her. That's not evil enough. 524 00:31:56,043 --> 00:31:57,940 What do you mean? We cut out her eyeball. 525 00:31:58,060 --> 00:31:59,704 Yeah, that's super hardcore. 526 00:31:59,964 --> 00:32:02,017 Now come on y'all. We can do better than that. 527 00:32:02,137 --> 00:32:05,538 Hey! I know! Let's all pee in her empty eye socket! 528 00:32:05,738 --> 00:32:09,081 Let's make her eat her own eyeball, and then pee in her empty eye socket. 529 00:32:09,201 --> 00:32:11,239 How about we get someone with AIDS 530 00:32:11,359 --> 00:32:14,177 to pee in her eye socket, so she dies all slowlike? 531 00:32:17,065 --> 00:32:18,972 Nobody here has AIDS! 532 00:32:20,735 --> 00:32:24,020 But we've got to have AIDS before we pee in her eye socket! 533 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,981 Now don't be down y'all. I bet we can find some AIDS out in the forest. 534 00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,307 Dude, run, run, run! 535 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:40,870 All right, men. 536 00:32:41,130 --> 00:32:44,497 We don't know what you'll experience on the other side of this doorway, 537 00:32:44,617 --> 00:32:47,043 but it will most likely be really weird. 538 00:32:47,303 --> 00:32:48,962 If you reach our imagination, 539 00:32:49,222 --> 00:32:51,954 you are to take every step necessary to get it under control! 540 00:32:52,074 --> 00:32:53,716 - Are you ready? - Yes sir! 541 00:32:53,976 --> 00:32:55,426 Are you ready, Kurt Russell? 542 00:32:55,989 --> 00:32:59,439 I... I don't understand why I'm here. I'm just an actor. 543 00:32:59,899 --> 00:33:02,252 Yes, but you were in that one movie that was kinda like this. 544 00:33:02,372 --> 00:33:04,477 That gives you more experience than anybody. 545 00:33:04,737 --> 00:33:07,730 All right, here we go! Men! Forward! 546 00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:09,943 - Sir, we have a security breach! - What? 547 00:33:10,063 --> 00:33:12,902 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, it's coming from Sector Two! 548 00:33:13,162 --> 00:33:14,654 Sector Two? 549 00:33:17,606 --> 00:33:18,606 Cartman? 550 00:33:20,320 --> 00:33:23,329 Hello Kyle! Thought you could get out of your responsibilities, huh? 551 00:33:23,589 --> 00:33:26,080 - Who the hell are you? - That kid you have made a bet 552 00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,918 that if I could prove that I saw a leprechaun, he would suck my balls! 553 00:33:29,178 --> 00:33:30,587 Get him out of here! 554 00:33:30,847 --> 00:33:32,136 No! Hold on a second! 555 00:33:32,256 --> 00:33:35,592 I have a contract, validated by the United States court system! 556 00:33:35,852 --> 00:33:36,968 Let me see that! 557 00:33:40,335 --> 00:33:43,270 Why would you agree to suck someone's balls? 558 00:33:43,390 --> 00:33:45,603 I didn't think there was going to be a god-damned leprechaun! 559 00:33:45,723 --> 00:33:47,696 All right, you two can go use the conference room. 560 00:33:47,816 --> 00:33:49,305 Go on, we have work to do here. 561 00:33:49,425 --> 00:33:51,608 Wha? Well wait, I wanna see what happens here! 562 00:33:51,868 --> 00:33:54,861 You signed an agreement, kid. We don't have time for this. Go on and do it. 563 00:33:56,690 --> 00:33:59,464 - Stan? - Dude, you did make a deal... 564 00:34:02,127 --> 00:34:04,787 The conference room is which way? 565 00:34:05,624 --> 00:34:08,207 Well, well, well. Here we are, Kyle. 566 00:34:08,467 --> 00:34:10,752 You tried to bail out on our agreement, but I found you. 567 00:34:11,012 --> 00:34:13,963 I didn't "bail," I got picked up by the government! 568 00:34:14,223 --> 00:34:16,918 Well we're here now, that's all that matters. 569 00:34:17,038 --> 00:34:18,508 Care for some nuts? 570 00:34:18,628 --> 00:34:21,763 Oh, that's right. I guess you'll be chock full of nuts in a few minutes. 571 00:34:22,182 --> 00:34:23,941 Cartman, do you even know what's going on? 572 00:34:24,061 --> 00:34:25,766 We went to Imaginationland, 573 00:34:25,886 --> 00:34:29,386 terrorists attacked it, and now the government is about to- 574 00:34:30,524 --> 00:34:33,587 Oh jeez, I'm sorry, Kyle. It's just that I'm so completely bored by this story. 575 00:34:33,707 --> 00:34:35,959 See, I'm really only interested in the part where the leprechaun was real, 576 00:34:36,079 --> 00:34:38,071 and so you have to suck my balls. 577 00:34:38,650 --> 00:34:40,865 Okay, fine. You know what? Let's just get it over with! 578 00:34:41,125 --> 00:34:43,349 Oh nonono, nononot so fast, Kyle. 579 00:34:43,549 --> 00:34:48,122 I've waited a long time for this, and I intend to savor each and every second. 580 00:34:48,382 --> 00:34:49,224 No, I'm serious! 581 00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:51,376 I wanna see what's happening downstairs, so let's just do it! 582 00:34:51,636 --> 00:34:55,296 Not... just yet, Kyle. There's still a few things I need to do. 583 00:34:55,556 --> 00:34:57,419 By the way, I should tell you that I haven't had a chance 584 00:34:57,539 --> 00:34:59,114 to shower while making my way up here. 585 00:34:59,234 --> 00:35:01,384 My balls are... extra vinegary... 586 00:35:02,748 --> 00:35:04,138 Just get to it already! 587 00:35:06,651 --> 00:35:10,687 - Entering the portal in five seconds. - Kurt Russell, can I get a comm check? 588 00:35:11,391 --> 00:35:13,061 Check 1, 2. 589 00:35:13,658 --> 00:35:15,885 Good luck men! Godspeed! 590 00:35:34,047 --> 00:35:37,147 What do we have? Kurt Russell, can you hear me? 591 00:35:37,796 --> 00:35:40,516 We're here. We're somewhere. 592 00:35:41,102 --> 00:35:44,557 - They are inside the imagination, sir. - What do you see in there? 593 00:35:44,677 --> 00:35:48,168 There's lots of... big mushrooms, colorful grass, 594 00:35:48,288 --> 00:35:50,550 some castles in the distance, eh... 595 00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:51,681 Wait... 596 00:35:51,801 --> 00:35:53,801 Something's coming for us! 597 00:35:54,605 --> 00:35:57,305 It's coming out of the bushes and- It's a-! 598 00:35:58,017 --> 00:36:02,616 Oh, Aw, it's just a cute little squirrel. Hey, it talks! 599 00:36:03,642 --> 00:36:07,627 - The little squirrel talks. - Aw, an imaginary talking squirrel. 600 00:36:09,130 --> 00:36:11,893 Ask the squirrel what it knows about the terrorist attack. 601 00:36:12,013 --> 00:36:14,613 Wait a minute, eh. The squirrel has friends. 602 00:36:14,733 --> 00:36:17,170 Oh why, why it's a whole bunch of woodland critters. 603 00:36:17,904 --> 00:36:19,404 Wait, woodland critters... 604 00:36:19,524 --> 00:36:21,774 There's a talking bear and a beaver, uh... 605 00:36:21,894 --> 00:36:24,144 They seem to be Christmas critters. 606 00:36:24,443 --> 00:36:26,315 Well hello. Yes, hi. 607 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,647 - Get them out of there! - What? 608 00:36:28,767 --> 00:36:31,326 - Tell them to get away now! - What's the matter? 609 00:36:31,446 --> 00:36:35,103 Oh the... cute little bear's eyes are starting to glow red now... 610 00:36:35,223 --> 00:36:39,023 Uh hello there, little animals, do you happen to know how to huh? 611 00:36:41,370 --> 00:36:43,142 Kurt Russell, what's going on? 612 00:36:43,262 --> 00:36:44,951 They're raping me! 613 00:36:45,241 --> 00:36:47,742 They're raping me! 614 00:36:48,002 --> 00:36:49,410 Get out of there, Kurt Russell! 615 00:36:49,670 --> 00:36:53,790 They're raping all of us! Whoaho! Oh it hurts! 616 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:56,616 They're raping us and it hurts! 617 00:37:01,265 --> 00:37:03,548 I was thinking of using a high-speed shutter with a low depth of field. 618 00:37:03,668 --> 00:37:05,330 - What do you think? - Goddamnit Cartman, 619 00:37:05,450 --> 00:37:07,553 will you stop wasting time? I wanna get this over with! 620 00:37:07,813 --> 00:37:08,813 No, you're right, Kyle. 621 00:37:08,933 --> 00:37:11,439 A higher depth of field will make sure everything stays in focus. 622 00:37:11,559 --> 00:37:12,642 There we go. 623 00:37:14,678 --> 00:37:17,017 Now, Kyle, when you're sucking my balls, 624 00:37:17,137 --> 00:37:19,569 are you gonna think about how right I was about the leprechaun, or 625 00:37:19,689 --> 00:37:21,024 are you just gonna try and focus on 626 00:37:21,144 --> 00:37:23,110 how rough and salty my balls feel in your mouth? 627 00:37:23,370 --> 00:37:26,099 - Let's just do it! - In time, Kyle. 628 00:37:26,219 --> 00:37:28,126 You certainly are eager for balls, aren't you? 629 00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:30,058 Are you ball-famished? Balls-starving? 630 00:37:30,178 --> 00:37:33,746 You see, Kyle, I wonder if at this moment you are actually- 631 00:37:34,006 --> 00:37:38,042 - Everyone to the main hall now! Go! - Uh, no, we're not done in here yet. 632 00:37:38,302 --> 00:37:40,294 Everyone to the main hall now! 633 00:37:40,554 --> 00:37:42,357 No! Goddamnit no! 634 00:37:45,407 --> 00:37:49,157 Boy snarf snarf, my feet are really getting tired snarf. 635 00:37:49,447 --> 00:37:52,718 Aw, Sn-Snarf, could you maybe like sh-shut up for five minutes? 636 00:37:52,838 --> 00:37:54,855 Wait! There it is. We made it! 637 00:37:55,509 --> 00:37:57,046 Castle Sunshine! 638 00:38:02,159 --> 00:38:04,085 - Yeah! - Snarf! 639 00:38:06,298 --> 00:38:07,321 Hurry! Get inside! 640 00:38:07,688 --> 00:38:09,699 The evil imaginary characters are approaching! 641 00:38:09,959 --> 00:38:12,378 Lock down the gates! Prepare to fire the cannons! 642 00:38:12,498 --> 00:38:14,161 Wait! Wait! 643 00:38:15,372 --> 00:38:16,831 What imaginary character are you? 644 00:38:17,091 --> 00:38:20,126 The Lollipop King? From the Lollipop Forest? 645 00:38:20,386 --> 00:38:23,614 And I'm Snarf. Snarf, snarf snarf snarf. 646 00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:26,048 And what imaginary character are you? 647 00:38:26,308 --> 00:38:29,552 Oh, uh, uh I'm not imaginary. Ah I'm Butters. 648 00:38:29,812 --> 00:38:30,856 What's a "Butters"? 649 00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:33,640 The Mayor brought him and some other kids into Imaginationland 650 00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:35,530 before the terrorist attack. 651 00:38:35,650 --> 00:38:37,261 So you came from the real world 652 00:38:37,381 --> 00:38:39,546 at precisely the same time as the terrorists! 653 00:38:39,666 --> 00:38:41,314 That seems like quite a coincidence! 654 00:38:41,574 --> 00:38:43,938 I, well I was just playing with my friends, 655 00:38:44,058 --> 00:38:45,401 and wu-we caught a leprechaun, and then this guy- 656 00:38:45,661 --> 00:38:48,000 You caught the Leprechaun? Take him! 657 00:38:48,200 --> 00:38:50,948 Perseus! He's not against us snarf snarf! 658 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:57,079 Talk to me! What's going on? 659 00:38:57,339 --> 00:39:00,458 Something is... coming through the gate from the other side. 660 00:39:09,842 --> 00:39:10,843 What is it? 661 00:39:11,318 --> 00:39:14,159 It's like a... half man half bear! 662 00:39:14,279 --> 00:39:15,389 And half pig! 663 00:39:17,372 --> 00:39:22,194 Oh! No, no wait! It's like a half bear half manpig! 664 00:39:23,991 --> 00:39:25,056 Look out! 665 00:39:26,076 --> 00:39:29,970 No! I think it's more like a half man, and half pigbear! 666 00:39:30,744 --> 00:39:33,394 Reverse the doorway! Send it back through! 667 00:39:36,378 --> 00:39:37,438 Kyle! 668 00:39:58,469 --> 00:40:02,144 Please! I didn't help the terrorists get into Imaginationland! Honest! 669 00:40:02,404 --> 00:40:04,438 That is for the Council of Nine to decide! 670 00:40:05,023 --> 00:40:07,094 Don't worry, kid, the Council of Nine consists of 671 00:40:07,214 --> 00:40:08,313 some of the most highly-regarded 672 00:40:08,433 --> 00:40:10,903 imaginary characters in all Imaginationland. 673 00:40:12,483 --> 00:40:15,533 Fellow Council, these are indeed dark times. 674 00:40:15,793 --> 00:40:18,742 The evil forces amass at our gates as we speak. 675 00:40:18,942 --> 00:40:20,997 Zeus believes we should evacuate. 676 00:40:21,469 --> 00:40:23,530 Yes. Their power outmatches ours. 677 00:40:23,650 --> 00:40:26,293 If they are giving us a chance to leave we must take it! 678 00:40:26,553 --> 00:40:28,379 And what say you, Morpheus? 679 00:40:28,905 --> 00:40:31,232 How are we to know that they will let us go? 680 00:40:31,352 --> 00:40:32,717 Their offer could be a trap. 681 00:40:33,204 --> 00:40:35,568 Perhaps we must flee to the Temple of Alderon. 682 00:40:35,688 --> 00:40:37,555 Surely they wouldn't chase us there. 683 00:40:37,815 --> 00:40:38,848 No, we can't. 684 00:40:39,108 --> 00:40:41,139 Come on, you guys, this is our home. 685 00:40:41,259 --> 00:40:44,353 We have to fight, to keep it the way it was meant to be. 686 00:40:44,613 --> 00:40:47,606 I'm with Jesus. The evil characters aren't going to just us go. 687 00:40:51,245 --> 00:40:54,196 That may be, Popeye, but we don't have a choice! 688 00:40:56,333 --> 00:40:58,504 Forgive my intrusion, Council of Nine, 689 00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:01,162 but this boy has infiltrated from the real world. 690 00:41:01,961 --> 00:41:03,462 Bring him here! 691 00:41:06,353 --> 00:41:07,353 Clear! 692 00:41:12,980 --> 00:41:15,760 I'm sorry. He's gone. 693 00:41:18,856 --> 00:41:20,549 Kyle's... dead? 694 00:41:21,753 --> 00:41:24,018 Damnit. Damnit! 695 00:41:24,739 --> 00:41:26,937 No! Kyle can't die. 696 00:41:27,197 --> 00:41:28,747 I'm sorry, young man. 697 00:41:30,891 --> 00:41:31,891 Kyle? 698 00:41:32,921 --> 00:41:37,531 Well... at least now he doesn't have to suck anyone's balls. 699 00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:40,375 No! 700 00:41:40,805 --> 00:41:43,231 No, he has a strong heart! He wants to live! 701 00:41:43,351 --> 00:41:45,351 Come on, Kyle! Come on, buddy! 702 00:41:47,830 --> 00:41:49,649 He's gone, little boy. 703 00:41:50,137 --> 00:41:51,675 Zap him again! Do it! 704 00:41:51,795 --> 00:41:53,395 - Charging. - Do it! 705 00:41:55,624 --> 00:41:58,174 - Come on buddy. Come on buddy. - Clear. 706 00:42:01,452 --> 00:42:02,752 Get out of here! 707 00:42:06,467 --> 00:42:10,314 Godamnit Kyle, you never walked away from anything in your life! Now fight! 708 00:42:10,574 --> 00:42:12,733 Fight! Fight! Right now! 709 00:42:13,705 --> 00:42:16,654 Fight! Fight! Fight! 710 00:42:27,036 --> 00:42:28,786 Give him some air. 711 00:42:29,014 --> 00:42:31,364 There, easy. Breathe easy. 712 00:42:31,887 --> 00:42:32,888 He's okay. 713 00:42:33,629 --> 00:42:35,479 He can still suck my balls! 714 00:42:36,067 --> 00:42:39,467 Let's get him some lemon and some chopsticks, right away! 715 00:42:41,855 --> 00:42:46,100 I believe this child was brought into Imaginationland for a reason. 716 00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:48,727 Perhaps the Mayor knew something we don't. 717 00:42:48,987 --> 00:42:52,106 What are you saying, Aslan? That if we are to take back control, we might-? 718 00:42:52,366 --> 00:42:56,283 Yes. If we are to take back control from the evil forces, 719 00:42:56,483 --> 00:42:58,726 this little boy might be the key. 720 00:42:59,206 --> 00:43:00,687 Aw, I'm the key? 721 00:43:00,807 --> 00:43:03,784 Could I not be the key, Morpheus? I don't wanna be the key. 722 00:43:04,044 --> 00:43:06,147 If you ever wanna see your home again, little boy, 723 00:43:06,267 --> 00:43:07,997 you'll have to rise to this challenge. 724 00:43:08,257 --> 00:43:10,254 But I, but I'm supposed to be at school right now, 725 00:43:10,374 --> 00:43:14,044 and instead, I got Snarf and Popeye and Luke Skywalker all pissed off... 726 00:43:14,304 --> 00:43:16,964 It is a dark time for all of us, young boy. 727 00:43:17,224 --> 00:43:19,864 But know that if you believe in yourself, 728 00:43:19,984 --> 00:43:22,234 everything will turn out all right. 729 00:43:29,144 --> 00:43:31,682 Sir? Are you sure about this? 730 00:43:31,882 --> 00:43:33,373 We have no choice. 731 00:43:33,573 --> 00:43:36,738 Terrorists have attacked us where we are most vulnerable. 732 00:43:36,858 --> 00:43:38,485 There's no other option. 733 00:43:38,963 --> 00:43:41,589 We have to nuke our imagination. 734 00:43:51,630 --> 00:43:52,830 Wake up, Kyle. 735 00:44:54,445 --> 00:44:55,445 736 00:44:56,144 --> 00:44:57,147 Back it up! 737 00:44:58,643 --> 00:44:59,643 Look! 738 00:44:59,763 --> 00:45:01,026 Right there! 739 00:45:01,286 --> 00:45:02,361 See that? 740 00:45:02,621 --> 00:45:03,626 741 00:45:04,140 --> 00:45:06,031 What does that look like to you? 742 00:45:06,418 --> 00:45:08,108 It's ManBearPig! 743 00:45:08,686 --> 00:45:10,336 I told you it was real! 744 00:45:10,579 --> 00:45:11,629 Look again! 745 00:45:13,881 --> 00:45:17,819 There! Half man, half bear, and half pig! 746 00:45:18,387 --> 00:45:19,461 Do you see it? 747 00:45:20,093 --> 00:45:22,006 Yes, we see it, Mr. Gore. 748 00:45:22,266 --> 00:45:24,051 Something big is going on, 749 00:45:24,171 --> 00:45:26,739 and the American people need to know what! 750 00:45:26,859 --> 00:45:27,859 I'm off! 751 00:45:37,033 --> 00:45:39,565 The final battle is about to begin. 752 00:45:40,056 --> 00:45:44,987 At this very moment, the evil imaginary characters are marching toward us. 753 00:45:46,279 --> 00:45:48,505 They come by the thousands. 754 00:45:48,931 --> 00:45:52,508 And they will not rest until they have killed us all. 755 00:45:53,233 --> 00:45:56,707 - This is gonna be fun, huh? - Yeah! 756 00:45:57,599 --> 00:46:01,128 And so we prepare for a battle we cannot win. 757 00:46:02,915 --> 00:46:05,812 Sweet and cuddly imaginary characters, 758 00:46:05,932 --> 00:46:08,285 many who have never held a weapon, 759 00:46:08,405 --> 00:46:10,793 must now fight for their very lives. 760 00:46:12,921 --> 00:46:14,979 But fight against them, we must. 761 00:46:15,099 --> 00:46:17,988 For darkness cannot take over Imaginationland. 762 00:46:19,934 --> 00:46:24,485 That my child, is why we need you. 763 00:46:29,229 --> 00:46:32,242 But... I don't... I really don't think that I can- 764 00:46:32,502 --> 00:46:35,652 With your help on the battlefield, we have a chance. 765 00:46:36,364 --> 00:46:39,208 Why I'm just a dumb kid! What can I do? 766 00:46:39,468 --> 00:46:40,831 Young boy, 767 00:46:40,951 --> 00:46:44,935 you have a power here that you have yet to understand. 768 00:46:48,935 --> 00:46:51,011 769 00:46:52,433 --> 00:46:55,636 He's recovering, but there's been some trauma to his brain. 770 00:46:55,756 --> 00:46:58,786 The boy says he's been hearing imaginary voices. 771 00:47:00,888 --> 00:47:01,888 Hello? 772 00:47:02,625 --> 00:47:04,377 Hello? Anybody? 773 00:47:06,129 --> 00:47:07,129 Stan? 774 00:47:07,776 --> 00:47:08,776 Hello? 775 00:47:09,982 --> 00:47:11,115 Stan? 776 00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:13,781 Good morning, Kyle. How are we feeling? 777 00:47:13,901 --> 00:47:15,786 - Cartman, what's happened? - What's happened? 778 00:47:16,046 --> 00:47:17,046 Well, let's see: 779 00:47:17,166 --> 00:47:19,640 You bet me that I couldn't prove leprechauns were real. 780 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:23,001 And if I could prove it, you had to suck my balls, I believe. 781 00:47:23,261 --> 00:47:25,003 No, I mean what happened at the Pentagon? 782 00:47:25,263 --> 00:47:26,805 You just rest, Kyle. 783 00:47:26,925 --> 00:47:29,883 Look what I made for you. A sundae. 784 00:47:30,143 --> 00:47:33,328 It has hot fudge and whipped cream and a cherry- but... 785 00:47:33,448 --> 00:47:35,986 I feel like something is missing; don't you, Kyle? 786 00:47:36,106 --> 00:47:40,310 What else belongs on a sundae besides hot fudge and whipped cream, let's see. 787 00:47:41,655 --> 00:47:43,356 Hot fudge, whipped cream, 788 00:47:43,476 --> 00:47:45,774 what else belongs on a sundae, Kyle? 789 00:47:46,034 --> 00:47:49,946 What else goes on a sundae besides hot fudge, whipped cream, and... 790 00:47:50,301 --> 00:47:51,613 Oh, that's right! 791 00:47:51,873 --> 00:47:53,407 My balls! 792 00:47:53,667 --> 00:47:56,326 Cartman, what is going on out there? What happened to Stan? 793 00:47:56,764 --> 00:47:59,410 Oh, he got sucked through that portal thing and they're gonna nuke it now. 794 00:47:59,530 --> 00:48:01,707 So are you all set for your big photo shoot, Kyle? 795 00:48:01,967 --> 00:48:03,459 Wait, what do you mean? Stan's in danger? 796 00:48:03,719 --> 00:48:05,335 Don't try to change the subject, Kyle. 797 00:48:05,595 --> 00:48:07,867 You've done a really good job of trying to get out of this bet, 798 00:48:07,987 --> 00:48:09,957 but it's finally time to settle. 799 00:48:10,077 --> 00:48:13,802 Get ready for your sundae, Kyle. With extra nuts. 800 00:48:16,585 --> 00:48:19,141 Aslan, the evil characters are almost here! 801 00:48:19,401 --> 00:48:22,126 Get everyone to the battlefield! Defend the castle walls! 802 00:48:22,246 --> 00:48:24,772 Quickly young boy, we need your powers now! 803 00:48:24,892 --> 00:48:27,065 What powers? I don't understand. 804 00:48:27,325 --> 00:48:30,214 You are real. You are a creator. 805 00:48:30,516 --> 00:48:33,951 That means you can imagine things into existence here. 806 00:48:34,633 --> 00:48:35,767 I... I can? 807 00:48:36,012 --> 00:48:39,019 Santa Claus was killed in the terrorist attack. 808 00:48:39,219 --> 00:48:42,769 The first thing we need is for you to bring him back. 809 00:48:43,124 --> 00:48:45,841 - How? - You just have to focus your mind. 810 00:48:45,961 --> 00:48:48,010 Imagine Santa and nothing else. 811 00:48:48,130 --> 00:48:50,672 How am I supposed to focus with all this crap going on? 812 00:48:50,932 --> 00:48:54,468 Think only of one thing. Imagine it. Believe in it. 813 00:48:54,728 --> 00:48:58,222 Whatever is most prominent in your mind will come to be. 814 00:49:02,954 --> 00:49:04,004 Butters! 815 00:49:04,124 --> 00:49:06,875 You are grounded, mister! You hear me? 816 00:49:07,259 --> 00:49:08,636 Grounded! 817 00:49:09,982 --> 00:49:11,629 No, nonono, no no no! 818 00:49:12,871 --> 00:49:15,161 What are you doing? We need Santa! 819 00:49:15,361 --> 00:49:16,385 I'm trying! 820 00:49:16,505 --> 00:49:19,618 Come on, kid, imagine Santa! Believe in Santa! 821 00:49:19,878 --> 00:49:21,954 You must believe in Santa! 822 00:49:22,214 --> 00:49:24,442 Believe in Santa! Right now! 823 00:49:29,846 --> 00:49:32,105 Kevin, can I get some more bounce off that too, 'kay? 824 00:49:32,225 --> 00:49:33,982 Let's just go with a 5 6 8 split. 825 00:49:34,102 --> 00:49:36,927 Cartman, will you shut up? I'm trying to find out what's going on. 826 00:49:37,187 --> 00:49:39,346 A new terrorist attack seems to have taken place. 827 00:49:39,606 --> 00:49:41,682 This time, in our imagination. 828 00:49:42,324 --> 00:49:45,045 Al Gore brought this video to the public's attention, 829 00:49:45,165 --> 00:49:48,814 sparking demands by everyone who wants to know exactly what's going on. 830 00:49:49,282 --> 00:49:53,367 We were hoping to keep this quiet until it was all over, but, 831 00:49:53,624 --> 00:49:57,792 two days ago there was a terrorist attack on our imagination, 832 00:49:57,992 --> 00:50:01,524 and now our imaginations are running wild. 833 00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:07,040 Our imaginations are running wild and we weren't told? 834 00:50:07,300 --> 00:50:08,645 By attacking our imagination 835 00:50:08,765 --> 00:50:11,134 the terrorists have found our most vulnerable spot. 836 00:50:11,254 --> 00:50:13,194 And we've determined that the best course of action 837 00:50:13,314 --> 00:50:15,215 is to nuke our imagination. 838 00:50:16,622 --> 00:50:19,595 Is nuking our imagination really prudent? 839 00:50:19,855 --> 00:50:23,557 Aren't there other, more peaceful ways to get our imagination under control? 840 00:50:24,020 --> 00:50:28,103 Couldn't we trying sending Kurt Russell into a portal to our imagination and- 841 00:50:28,363 --> 00:50:32,107 We tried that! And Kurt Russell was raped by Christmas Critters! 842 00:50:33,983 --> 00:50:34,983 A-ooch. 843 00:50:36,944 --> 00:50:40,684 The Pentagon claims that because imaginary things are not real, 844 00:50:40,884 --> 00:50:43,827 the military doesn't need Senate approval to nuke them. 845 00:50:44,197 --> 00:50:45,733 That's bullcrap, man! 846 00:50:45,853 --> 00:50:47,956 You can't nuke our imagination! 847 00:50:48,216 --> 00:50:50,786 Don't nuke our imagination bro! 848 00:50:52,433 --> 00:50:55,669 Mike, does the military have the authority to nuke our imagination? 849 00:50:55,789 --> 00:50:59,038 Clearly they don't, Steven, and they're gonna have a big problem because 850 00:50:59,158 --> 00:51:01,301 state government has already set a precedent 851 00:51:01,421 --> 00:51:03,303 that imaginary characters are real. 852 00:51:03,423 --> 00:51:06,435 I cite a famous case of Cartman v. Broflovski 853 00:51:06,635 --> 00:51:09,839 in which a U.S. court found for the plaintiff who saw a leprechaun. 854 00:51:09,959 --> 00:51:13,440 Yes, I believe the defendant had to suck the plaintiff's balls in that case. 855 00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:16,568 - That's right, Steven, yeah. - Oh, for the love of God! 856 00:51:16,961 --> 00:51:19,131 Hello? Can anybody hear me? 857 00:51:19,425 --> 00:51:21,343 Stan! Dude, is that you? 858 00:51:22,883 --> 00:51:25,566 Kyle? Where are you? I don't see you. 859 00:51:25,833 --> 00:51:29,983 No, I'm not there. I'm at a hospital. I'm hearing you in my imagination. 860 00:51:31,596 --> 00:51:34,503 - Oh that makes sense. - Dude, what's happening? 861 00:51:35,453 --> 00:51:37,711 I'm in like a gumdrop forest. 862 00:51:37,911 --> 00:51:41,968 I just saw Strawberry Shortcake tied up and dead with pee in her eye. 863 00:51:44,214 --> 00:51:48,100 Wait, hang on. I think something really big is about to go down. 864 00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:55,873 - The evil characters are here. - Defend Castle Sunshine. 865 00:52:19,604 --> 00:52:20,776 There's no time left! 866 00:52:20,896 --> 00:52:24,934 You have to get control of your imagination and bring Santa back now! 867 00:52:25,054 --> 00:52:27,347 Santa. Santa. 868 00:52:27,607 --> 00:52:31,017 Think. Jolly old Santa. Red suit, white beard. 869 00:52:31,277 --> 00:52:33,678 Red suit, white beard... 870 00:52:33,895 --> 00:52:35,081 Santa! 871 00:52:40,975 --> 00:52:43,864 How does that look? Can you see my balls and the sundae in frame? 872 00:52:44,254 --> 00:52:47,367 A shocking new development in the nuking of imagination! 873 00:52:47,911 --> 00:52:50,159 The Supreme Court has ruled with the military 874 00:52:50,279 --> 00:52:52,716 that imaginary things are officially not real, 875 00:52:52,836 --> 00:52:55,517 and therefore no approval is needed to nuke them. 876 00:52:55,637 --> 00:52:57,298 - Thank you. - Oh no. 877 00:52:57,418 --> 00:53:01,373 This of course overturns any imagination-based verdicts in the past, 878 00:53:01,493 --> 00:53:04,718 including the famous Cartman v. Broflovski ballsucking case. 879 00:53:05,570 --> 00:53:06,570 What? 880 00:53:06,690 --> 00:53:09,880 So it appears the military is ready to proceed with its operation, 881 00:53:10,000 --> 00:53:11,268 one they are calling 882 00:53:11,388 --> 00:53:15,020 "Operation Nuke the Imagination Through the Imagination Doorway." 883 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:17,321 Kyle? What's happening? 884 00:53:17,521 --> 00:53:19,747 The government is gonna nuke Imaginationland. 885 00:53:19,867 --> 00:53:21,631 What? You can't let them do that! 886 00:53:21,751 --> 00:53:24,980 - What am I supposed to do? - Dude, you have to stall them! 887 00:53:25,100 --> 00:53:26,904 Uh oh, what is that? 888 00:53:27,104 --> 00:53:29,356 Hey! Get out of here! Leave me alone! 889 00:53:29,476 --> 00:53:30,975 Stan? Stan? 890 00:53:33,049 --> 00:53:34,080 Where are you going? 891 00:53:34,200 --> 00:53:36,272 I'm going to try to save Stan and Butters from getting nuked! 892 00:53:36,392 --> 00:53:38,568 Okay, but you you have to suck my balls first real quick. 893 00:53:38,688 --> 00:53:40,712 No I don't! The decision was overturned. 894 00:53:41,312 --> 00:53:44,552 - We had a deal, Kyle! - Yeah, that leprechauns were real! 895 00:53:44,672 --> 00:53:47,323 And the government just declared they aren't technically real, so I was right! 896 00:53:47,443 --> 00:53:49,916 It's over! I don't have to suck your balls! 897 00:53:50,036 --> 00:53:51,730 It isn't over! 898 00:53:53,066 --> 00:53:54,629 It isn't over, Kyle! 899 00:53:54,829 --> 00:53:58,188 I have not waited this long to see you weasel your way out of this bet! 900 00:53:58,748 --> 00:54:00,014 Go ahead and go. 901 00:54:00,134 --> 00:54:02,475 But I swear on my life! 902 00:54:02,675 --> 00:54:04,525 Before this day is over! 903 00:54:04,797 --> 00:54:06,988 You, will, suck my balls! 904 00:54:08,536 --> 00:54:10,282 I swear it! 905 00:54:20,629 --> 00:54:23,213 I need more spinach for Popeye! 906 00:54:25,737 --> 00:54:27,574 I got one. I got him. 907 00:54:27,774 --> 00:54:28,774 Hey there. 908 00:54:31,051 --> 00:54:32,055 Yeah! 909 00:54:34,067 --> 00:54:37,352 We're losing the battle! There are simply too many of them! 910 00:54:37,612 --> 00:54:41,314 - Then the day is lost. - Wait! Aslan, look! 911 00:54:42,486 --> 00:54:44,442 What? What happened? 912 00:54:45,207 --> 00:54:46,570 You did it, kid! 913 00:54:46,830 --> 00:54:49,281 Quickly Santa! They need you on the battlefield! 914 00:54:49,751 --> 00:54:52,267 Huh? Oh, all right. 915 00:54:53,670 --> 00:54:55,495 Make way for Santa! 916 00:55:01,339 --> 00:55:03,837 Now you see your potential, young creator. 917 00:55:04,097 --> 00:55:07,883 But there is still much more we need from you if we are to win this day! 918 00:55:12,397 --> 00:55:14,340 This area is restricted, little boy. 919 00:55:14,460 --> 00:55:16,266 Please, I need to talk to the people inside. 920 00:55:16,526 --> 00:55:17,559 They can't set off that nuke. 921 00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:20,103 Get behind the line with the other protesters! 922 00:55:21,281 --> 00:55:24,284 No nukes in our imagination, bro! 923 00:55:26,119 --> 00:55:28,441 You don't understand! My friend is in Imaginationland! 924 00:55:28,561 --> 00:55:29,652 I can hear him in my head! 925 00:55:29,772 --> 00:55:33,572 You pot-smoking hippies aren't getting through here, so back off! 926 00:55:34,127 --> 00:55:35,823 Stop that nuke! 927 00:55:36,023 --> 00:55:37,711 Stop that nuke! 928 00:55:37,911 --> 00:55:39,497 Stop that nuke! 929 00:55:39,757 --> 00:55:41,719 What's going on here? 930 00:55:44,345 --> 00:55:46,198 The military has to do this! 931 00:55:46,318 --> 00:55:48,968 It's their only way to kill ManBearPig. 932 00:55:59,245 --> 00:56:03,195 Good, Butters. Now imagine some more archers on the castle walls! 933 00:56:04,824 --> 00:56:06,858 Aslan! We're losing the battle! 934 00:56:07,118 --> 00:56:10,132 We managed to fight off the vampires and werewolves, but... 935 00:56:10,252 --> 00:56:13,406 now our troops are being shot down by the Cavity Creeps. 936 00:56:13,666 --> 00:56:15,408 Cavity Creeps? 937 00:56:15,668 --> 00:56:18,954 We make holes in teeth! We make holes in teeth! 938 00:56:19,567 --> 00:56:23,792 - What can destroy the Cavity Creeps? - Only Crest Gel with Tartar Control. 939 00:56:24,052 --> 00:56:26,795 Quickly! You must imagine a giant Crest Gel! 940 00:56:30,162 --> 00:56:31,162 Yes! 941 00:56:32,344 --> 00:56:36,209 His powers are getting stronger. We might just have a chance here. 942 00:56:36,409 --> 00:56:38,223 Aslan, we've captured a spy! 943 00:56:38,483 --> 00:56:40,433 He was sneaking around the Gumdrop Forest! 944 00:56:40,693 --> 00:56:43,395 Stan! Hey look, I imagined Stan here! 945 00:56:43,655 --> 00:56:47,190 No, no! I got sucked through Operation Imagination Doorway at the Pentagon. 946 00:56:47,726 --> 00:56:50,076 Project Imagination Doorway? 947 00:56:50,556 --> 00:56:54,948 Nevermind! The battle is almost won! We can deal with him later. 948 00:56:55,208 --> 00:56:57,278 No, you don't understand. There's a nuke. 949 00:56:57,398 --> 00:56:59,577 The government is about to level this entire place. 950 00:56:59,837 --> 00:57:00,996 What? 951 00:57:01,256 --> 00:57:03,491 Why would they nuke Imaginationland? 952 00:57:03,611 --> 00:57:05,667 So the terrorists can't ever use it against us again. 953 00:57:05,927 --> 00:57:08,138 We can get Imaginationland under control; 954 00:57:08,258 --> 00:57:10,130 the Chosen One just needs more time! 955 00:57:10,673 --> 00:57:13,773 - The Chosen One? - Yeah, it turns out I'm the Key. 956 00:57:14,709 --> 00:57:17,012 Missile launch sequence initiated. 957 00:57:17,272 --> 00:57:20,140 All right, people, I want this nuking done by the books. 958 00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,218 - Sir, we have a security breach! - What? 959 00:57:22,338 --> 00:57:25,311 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, it's coming from Sector 2! 960 00:57:25,571 --> 00:57:26,980 Sector 2? 961 00:57:31,026 --> 00:57:35,155 What the hell do you think you're doing declaring leprechauns aren't real? 962 00:57:35,415 --> 00:57:36,281 What? 963 00:57:36,541 --> 00:57:39,290 You just can't declare that imaginary things aren't real! 964 00:57:39,410 --> 00:57:40,798 Who are you to say what's real? 965 00:57:40,918 --> 00:57:44,164 Think about it: is blue real? Is love really real? 966 00:57:44,424 --> 00:57:48,501 Imaginary things are things made up by people, like Santa and Rudolph. 967 00:57:48,761 --> 00:57:52,380 Yeah, and they detract from real things, like Jesus. 968 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:54,632 Maybe Jesus is imaginary too. 969 00:57:54,892 --> 00:57:57,719 Oh, you'd better not say that! You'll go to hell! 970 00:57:57,979 --> 00:58:00,305 It's possible that hell is also imaginary. 971 00:58:00,565 --> 00:58:04,976 So then, we're about to nuke hell... that's a good thing, right? 972 00:58:05,236 --> 00:58:07,520 Hell yeah, that's a good thing, yeah. 973 00:58:07,780 --> 00:58:10,607 What if heaven is imaginary? We'd be nuking heaven. 974 00:58:10,867 --> 00:58:13,234 - Yeah, but it wouldn't be real. - So it'd be all right. 975 00:58:13,494 --> 00:58:15,812 Look, maybe they're all part of the same thing. 976 00:58:15,932 --> 00:58:18,516 Santa and Jesus and hell and leprechauns. 977 00:58:18,636 --> 00:58:20,950 Maybe they're all real in the same way, right? 978 00:58:21,210 --> 00:58:23,255 Santa Claus and leprechauns are imaginary, 979 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:25,330 but Jesus and hell are real! 980 00:58:25,590 --> 00:58:28,541 - Then, what about Buddha? - Well of course he's imaginary! 981 00:58:28,801 --> 00:58:31,466 Aw, see? Now you're being intolerant, Tom. 982 00:58:31,586 --> 00:58:33,171 Am I real? 983 00:58:33,431 --> 00:58:34,447 All right, enough! 984 00:58:34,567 --> 00:58:37,425 Keep that kid out of the way and let's get back to the nuking at hand! 985 00:58:37,685 --> 00:58:39,928 No! Leprechauns are real, Goddamnit! 986 00:58:43,140 --> 00:58:44,140 Kyle? 987 00:58:44,944 --> 00:58:47,616 - Kyle, what happened? - Nothing. 988 00:58:47,816 --> 00:58:49,416 - What? - Nothing happened! 989 00:58:49,536 --> 00:58:51,164 There's nothing I can do! 990 00:58:51,284 --> 00:58:54,140 Dude, you can't let the government fire off that nuke! 991 00:58:54,260 --> 00:58:57,320 They say they can do whatever they want because imaginary things aren't real! 992 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,113 Well you have to convince them they are real! 993 00:59:00,233 --> 00:59:02,296 No way, dude, then I'd have to suck Cartman's balls. 994 00:59:02,416 --> 00:59:04,953 Whatever it takes, you have to do it, all right? 995 00:59:05,213 --> 00:59:07,372 Hang on, Kyle, Jesus wants to talk to you. 996 00:59:07,632 --> 00:59:08,632 Huh? 997 00:59:09,373 --> 00:59:12,776 - Hello, Kyle? This is Jesus. - Oh boy... 998 00:59:12,976 --> 00:59:14,986 What seems to be the problem, my child? 999 00:59:15,106 --> 00:59:16,643 Jesus, I can't do anything. 1000 00:59:16,763 --> 00:59:19,884 I'm just a fourth grader going against the entire government. 1001 00:59:21,816 --> 00:59:23,382 Uh, hello? Jesus? 1002 00:59:23,809 --> 00:59:27,287 No eh, hey Kyle, this is Luke Skywalker. 1003 00:59:28,195 --> 00:59:30,589 Look, I know this seems like an impossible task, 1004 00:59:30,709 --> 00:59:32,964 but do you remember when I brought down the Death Star? 1005 00:59:33,084 --> 00:59:35,792 I mean, that seemed impossible too, right? 1006 00:59:35,992 --> 00:59:37,049 Yeah, I guess. 1007 00:59:37,169 --> 00:59:41,419 Okay, now hold on, because Superman is here and he wants to say something. 1008 00:59:41,663 --> 00:59:44,838 - Kyle, this is Superman. - Hi, Superman. 1009 00:59:45,038 --> 00:59:47,766 I know that saving people can be a big responsibility, 1010 00:59:47,886 --> 00:59:50,091 but no matter what it takes, it's worth it. 1011 00:59:50,211 --> 00:59:52,344 - I know. - You can do this, Kyle. 1012 00:59:52,464 --> 00:59:54,616 Now hang on, because Hercules wants to talk to you. 1013 00:59:54,736 --> 00:59:56,881 - Oh God... - Yes, God is here too. 1014 00:59:57,001 --> 01:00:00,051 He's gonna talk to you right after Captain Crunch. 1015 01:00:07,294 --> 01:00:09,142 Popeye, I need some help here! 1016 01:00:09,402 --> 01:00:12,270 Popeye is being raped by Christmas Critters. 1017 01:00:16,418 --> 01:00:18,225 Hey, what is that? 1018 01:00:22,321 --> 01:00:24,449 More spinach for Popeye! 1019 01:00:26,902 --> 01:00:29,078 Imagine an M60 for Jesus! 1020 01:00:30,622 --> 01:00:31,622 All right! 1021 01:00:33,968 --> 01:00:37,483 The boy is doing it! Everything is going to be okay! 1022 01:00:39,260 --> 01:00:41,341 Missile launch in one minute. 1023 01:00:41,838 --> 01:00:44,767 Goddamnit, you stupid assholes are going to ruin everything! 1024 01:00:44,887 --> 01:00:46,137 Prepare for launch... 1025 01:00:46,397 --> 01:00:48,270 - Sir, we have a security breach! - What? 1026 01:00:48,390 --> 01:00:51,267 There's an Unauthorized Entry Alert, it's coming from Sector 2! 1027 01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:52,977 Sector 2? 1028 01:00:56,240 --> 01:00:58,858 - Kyle? - The hell are you doing back here? 1029 01:00:59,118 --> 01:01:00,803 Listen, you don't have to do this! 1030 01:01:00,923 --> 01:01:02,987 Our imaginations aren't running wild anymore. 1031 01:01:03,247 --> 01:01:06,324 Why is it so easy for children to break into the Pentagon? 1032 01:01:06,749 --> 01:01:07,951 You have to stop! 1033 01:01:08,392 --> 01:01:12,008 If I'm not mistaken, you're the one who bet that leprechauns weren't real. 1034 01:01:12,128 --> 01:01:15,357 - So why do you care what happens? - Because I- I... 1035 01:01:16,164 --> 01:01:17,164 Um... 1036 01:01:17,284 --> 01:01:19,534 Because I think... they are real. 1037 01:01:20,053 --> 01:01:21,348 It's all real. 1038 01:01:21,609 --> 01:01:24,789 Think about it. Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus 1039 01:01:24,909 --> 01:01:27,595 affected your lives more than most real people in this room? 1040 01:01:28,707 --> 01:01:31,135 I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he... 1041 01:01:31,255 --> 01:01:33,694 he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. 1042 01:01:33,814 --> 01:01:37,824 And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and Superman and Harry Potter. 1043 01:01:37,944 --> 01:01:41,609 They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. 1044 01:01:41,869 --> 01:01:44,028 Doesn't that make them kind of "real." 1045 01:01:45,287 --> 01:01:49,095 They might be imaginary, but they're more important than most of us here. 1046 01:01:49,215 --> 01:01:52,294 And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. 1047 01:01:52,414 --> 01:01:54,020 So in a way, 1048 01:01:54,220 --> 01:01:56,970 those things are more realer than any of us. 1049 01:02:07,414 --> 01:02:09,304 Abort the sequence. 1050 01:02:14,819 --> 01:02:16,197 Sir, he was right. 1051 01:02:16,317 --> 01:02:18,938 It does appear that our imaginations have stopped running wild. 1052 01:02:19,198 --> 01:02:22,317 Do an imaginary sweep. I need a full imaginary report! 1053 01:02:22,577 --> 01:02:25,149 So Kyle, imaginary things are real, huh? 1054 01:02:25,269 --> 01:02:28,116 Guess that means I did win the bet after all. 1055 01:02:28,236 --> 01:02:29,807 And you know what that means, Kyle. 1056 01:02:29,927 --> 01:02:32,924 Just let it go with your fucking balls already, you fucking asshole! 1057 01:02:33,044 --> 01:02:35,789 Your friends have been in danger and all you care about it this stupid bet! 1058 01:02:35,909 --> 01:02:37,959 Well I've decided, Cartman, even if we had a bet, 1059 01:02:38,079 --> 01:02:40,408 that I am never sucking your balls, you got that? 1060 01:02:40,528 --> 01:02:43,131 They can throw me in jail for the rest of my life, but I am never 1061 01:02:43,251 --> 01:02:45,882 going to suck your balls, ever! So there! 1062 01:02:46,142 --> 01:02:48,551 What happened? Why hasn't the missile gone off? 1063 01:02:48,811 --> 01:02:53,014 - There's been an abort, Mr. Gore. - No! ManBearPig has to die! 1064 01:02:53,274 --> 01:02:54,432 Oh Jesus, no! 1065 01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:13,659 That's it, Aslan! The evil characters have fled! 1066 01:03:13,919 --> 01:03:16,131 The day is ours! 1067 01:03:21,460 --> 01:03:22,514 Kyle! 1068 01:03:22,634 --> 01:03:24,670 Fellas! Where'd you come from? 1069 01:03:26,098 --> 01:03:27,590 What is that? 1070 01:03:55,396 --> 01:03:56,396 1071 01:04:15,139 --> 01:04:16,289 He did it! 1072 01:04:17,485 --> 01:04:19,642 Oh look, I'm back! 1073 01:04:20,248 --> 01:04:21,477 Nice going, kid. 1074 01:04:24,281 --> 01:04:27,900 The evil characters! They're all behind the wall again. 1075 01:04:28,160 --> 01:04:32,539 - Dude! How did you do that, Butters? - Well I just... used my imagination. 1076 01:04:35,918 --> 01:04:37,874 You know, I really have learned a lot, you guys. 1077 01:04:37,994 --> 01:04:40,400 What Kyle said about imaginary things being real and, 1078 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:43,503 Butters using his imagination? It makes me think that... 1079 01:04:43,623 --> 01:04:47,295 well maybe we all have the power to make things a reality. 1080 01:04:49,815 --> 01:04:51,508 Oh, why look, it's me. 1081 01:04:51,919 --> 01:04:52,919 And... 1082 01:04:54,237 --> 01:04:55,634 And there's Kyle. 1083 01:04:55,996 --> 01:04:58,096 And, what's Kyle about to do? 1084 01:04:59,423 --> 01:05:00,670 Cartman, don't! 1085 01:05:00,790 --> 01:05:03,923 O-hoo Kyle! What are you doing to my balls? 1086 01:05:04,123 --> 01:05:07,064 Oho, look! It's Kyle sucking my balls! 1087 01:05:07,324 --> 01:05:08,941 - Dude. - Oh my God. 1088 01:05:09,201 --> 01:05:11,527 Oh Kyle, you are gobbling those balls, aren't you? 1089 01:05:11,787 --> 01:05:14,739 I told you you would suck my balls before this was over, didn't I, Kyle? 1090 01:05:14,999 --> 01:05:17,700 That's sick! Why are you sucking his balls, kid? 1091 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,957 I'm not sucking your balls! That's imaginary. 1092 01:05:21,077 --> 01:05:24,165 No- Kyle, I believe you said that imaginary things are real. 1093 01:05:24,425 --> 01:05:25,917 That's true. You did. 1094 01:05:26,177 --> 01:05:27,516 Oh, look at you go, Kyle! 1095 01:05:27,636 --> 01:05:30,087 Oho, you dirty girl! You love those balls. 1096 01:05:32,930 --> 01:05:37,155 Okay, Kyle, that's enough ballsucking. We need to get you boys home. 1097 01:05:37,427 --> 01:05:39,719 Oh! Look, Kyle! You're chocking on my balls! 1098 01:05:39,839 --> 01:05:41,351 Oh, you seem to be recovering now. 1099 01:05:41,471 --> 01:05:44,560 Oh! And you're just diving in for a second helping! Oh, Kyle! 1100 01:05:47,823 --> 01:05:49,386 I am not sucking Cartman's balls! 1101 01:05:49,506 --> 01:05:52,341 Whatever you imagine to be real, is real. 1102 01:05:52,912 --> 01:05:54,103 Remember... 1103 01:05:54,418 --> 01:06:00,759 Imagination... 1104 01:06:00,879 --> 01:06:05,440 Imagination... 1105 01:06:05,560 --> 01:06:09,544 Imagination... 1106 01:06:09,664 --> 01:06:14,465 Imagination... 1107 01:06:17,215 --> 01:06:18,991 Butters? Butters! 1108 01:06:19,191 --> 01:06:20,693 Huh? What? 1109 01:06:20,893 --> 01:06:21,893 Oh! 1110 01:06:22,940 --> 01:06:25,643 Oh! It was all just a dream. 1111 01:06:25,903 --> 01:06:29,726 - Come on, Butters, time to get up. - Oh Dad! I had the craziest dream! 1112 01:06:29,846 --> 01:06:33,693 I saved all of Imaginationland from running wild after a terrorist attack! 1113 01:06:33,953 --> 01:06:37,154 You were in Imaginationland, Butters! We've read all about it in the paper! 1114 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:41,601 The question is, what were you doing in Imaginationland 1115 01:06:41,721 --> 01:06:44,316 when you were supposed to be helping your mother clean up the basement? 1116 01:06:44,436 --> 01:06:46,205 You are grounded, mister! 1117 01:06:49,833 --> 01:06:51,419 Wait, I'm not grounded. 1118 01:06:51,679 --> 01:06:53,692 - Oh yes, you are! - Oh yeah? 1119 01:06:57,070 --> 01:07:00,220 That only works in Imaginationland! You're grounded! 1120 01:07:02,262 --> 01:07:03,848 Ah shit.