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Pow!
Pow!

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Have you seen this?
This is the video

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of that cat getting
flushed down a toilet.

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Look.

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Hah!

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Fat kid does karate.

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Homeless man
drop-kicks pedestrian.

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Have you seen
this one?

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I don't have
a phone.

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First graders have
cell phones.

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Get a phone.

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Cell phones emit
electromagnetic radiation.

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Radiation affects
brainwaves,

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attention levels,
testosterone.

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I'm not worried about
my testosterone.

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I'm worried about you.
What if somebody needs

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to get in touch with you?
What somebody?

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What if there's
an emergency?

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What emergency?
I'm... the...

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The emergency is
hypothetical.

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I'm hypothesizing
that at some point

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you might need
to get in touch

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with a member
of the human race.

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Nah.

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I have a dog.

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Speaking of dogs,

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do you remember when
we spray-painted

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that Cocker Spaniel
that lived next door?

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I remember being
grounded for 17 months.

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One time...

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when the old man was
changing his carburetor

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on that piece of shit C10,

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I threw a golf ball
at a bottle of Pennzoil.

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Direct hit.
His face was covered
in transmission fluid.

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You're lucky the old man didn't
choke you with the fan belt.

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I was lucky that you were
always there to save my ass.

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To my big brother.
Welcome back.

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Are we there yet?

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I have to pee.

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You're a peeing
machine.

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You... Are you okay?

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Are you experiencing
kidney failure?

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Do you need dialysis?
Seriously.

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Why is it that
women need to pee

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every 17 miles?

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Can we just find
a gas station?

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Honey, we are going
camping, not antiquing.

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At some point,
you're gonna have

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to tinkle amongst
the trees.

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Come here.

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I want to go
antiquing.

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Walter, I didn't mean

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to leave you with
your dick in your hand

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with the Rothman account.

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Yeah, no,
something came up.

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Uh, I'm not gonna be back
in the office till Monday.

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Uh, tell Bridget...

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make sure Bridget confirms
the conference call

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and CCs me
on the invoice.

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Uh, this too.

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Thanks.

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Oh, sorry.

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It'll die.
Eventually.

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His battery?
It'll run out.

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I was hoping
he wouldn't
get reception.

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Yeah. No outlets
in the woods.

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He'd better hope I don't
feed that phone to my dog.

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Can I have
the bathroom key?

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I thought you guys said
you'd been here before.

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When we were kids.

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I guess there's been
some budget cuts.

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Well, how can
they close a state park?

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They can't.

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Little chain-link never
stopped the Neary family.

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Isn't there, like,
a fine or something

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if someone catches us?

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There's nobody here.
The place is dead.

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10 years old,

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front tooth is loose
but won't come out.

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Dad hands me
that model 70,

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and the recoil knocks
my tooth right out.

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From that day forward,
Dad always called this rifle

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the Tooth Fairy.

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I hate that gun.

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Come here.

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Come on.

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Walnut stock,
mauser action.

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I'll take Dad's old Winny
any day of the week.

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Old is
the operative word.

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You stick with
your iron sights.

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I'm going with an EBR-2B
HD zoom radical with

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a 75-yard
Parallax setting

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and real-time
ballistic calibration.

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That's not hunting.

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That's cheating.

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Look at that. Map says
there's a kid's museum.

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Kiddie museum?
What trail are we taking?

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We don't follow the trails.
We follow the animals.

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Well,
I'll follow you.

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I'm directionally
challenged.

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Don't worry,
we won't get lost.

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We got GPS.

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And so does the dog.
I got Buck a present.

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Come here, Buck.

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Real-time GPS.

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The red dot is Buck.

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He can chase down
the deer.

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We find Buck,
we find Bambi.

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Hey, litterer.

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What if some little kid
steps on that?

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Then some little kid can
sue me for negligent disposal

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of mediocre
American beer.

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Little kids are real
litigious these days.

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Aah.

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Let's go hunting.

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Alcohol and firearms.
A Neary family tradition.

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I don't see anything.

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Just 'cause
you don't see 'em

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doesn't mean
they're not there.

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We're not watching them,
they're watching us.

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As long as we can
find this dot,

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we find our way back.

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Hansel and Gretel
used breadcrumbs.

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Sean prefers
spray paint.

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It's biodegradable.

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Woods are the only
weapon you need.

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Yeah, well,
I need something

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a little more
heavy-duty.

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PETA must love this.

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All is fair in love
and online shopping.

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A real hunter
doesn't give chase.

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A real hunter is
already there.

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Close your eyes.
Count to three.

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One...

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two...

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three.

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Oh God!

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I hate it
when he does that.

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First time hunters
hesitate to kill

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because their
emotions interfere.

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Emotions are
a mistake.

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Watch, wait.

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Be ready to pull
the trigger.

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She's totally ready.

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She's got
her game face on.

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I don't know
if you knew this
about my wife,

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but she's a very
competitive person.

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Beginner's luck.

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Now don't worry, honey.
No pressure.

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I've never seen
anyone bag a buck

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on their first try.

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We'll see about that.

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Shh, shh, shh...

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Like I said,
competitive.

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That dog never takes
his eyes off you.

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That dog saved my life.

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Several times.

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Please tell me
that isn't our dinner.

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Tastes better
than it looks.

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I'm vegan.

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I'll pick you
some pinecones.

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Come here.

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Come take a cut.

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Come on. I thought
you went to med school.

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If you want
to exsanguinate,

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you cut the carotid.

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All right, so I guess
blood doesn't exactly

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bother you.

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My first year
of residency,

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I did an ER rotation.

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They gurneyed in
a four-year-old boy

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with bullet wounds from
a drive-by-shooting.

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A bullet had ruptured
his orbital plate causing

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subarachnoid
hemorrhaging.

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He bled to death
in my arms.

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So...

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no.

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Blood doesn't
bother me.

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I saw a 13-year-old
get burned alive

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outside a madrasa.

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Couple of PFCs got drunk,
got a can of gasoline,

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took a Bic lighter
to her burqa.

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They called it
"Hot Potato."

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Court martial called it
a "thrill kill."

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A bear will kill
because it's defensive.

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A lion will kill
because it's hungry.

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Man's the only animal
that kills because it's fun.

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Don't get too close.
You might cut yourself.

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I didn't mean to interrupt
the tutorial.

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Please proceed.

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I smell like viscera.

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I'm going for a swim
if anyone cares to join.

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No peeking, pervert.

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Scout's honor.

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Beware the creature from
the algae-filled cesspool!

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Ahh!

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Oh.

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You're like
a pilot fish

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that latches
onto dorsals.

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It's a symbiotic
relationship.

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Aww.

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This is totally
the type of lake

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from which a two-headed
creature might emerge.

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Polycephalic creatures
don't scare me.

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Brain-eating amoebas,
on the other hand?

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This lake is filled
with parasites.

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Ahh, builds
your constitution.

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Sean and I used to pee
in the pool every day

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growing up.

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It was like
swimming in lemonade.

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Wait, are you
peeing right now?

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We should
put in a pool.

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Pools are
a lot of work.

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Yeah. But it could
be a lot of fun.

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Oh, we could have
pool parties.

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You know,
if we ever have kids.

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Kids scare me.

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They're so short.

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Why can't we ever have
this conversation?

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I'm sorry, Wit.
I have a lot on my mind.

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My job, my brother.

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You know, he's been
sleeping in his car

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ever since
he's been back.

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He got a job at
a construction site.

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He got fired for
showing up drunk.

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When we had that
drink at the bar,

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he told me that
he isn't just on leave.

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He told me he was discharged,
but he won't tell me why.

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This was supposed
to be our weekend.

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You and me
making S'mores.

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Making logistically-
challenging love

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in a sleeping bag.

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He's my brother.
I'm your wife.

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This is literally
the longest conversation

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we've had
in three weeks.

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We need to talk,
Mike.

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I need
to talk to you.

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Talk to me about what?

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Sorry.

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Walter, look,
indices are down,
the S&P...

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Yeah.

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A Boy Scout is
trustworthy, loyal,

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helpful, friendly,
courteous, kind,

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obedient, cheerful,

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thrifty, brave,
and relevant.

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Reverent.

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I'm pretty sure
it's relevant.

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How could a Boy Scout
be relevant?

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Sean here made it
all the way to Eagle Scout.

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Dad always
liked you more.
Shut up.

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I bet you were cute
as Boy Scouts.

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We were not cute.
We were monsters.

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We used to push over
Port-a-Potties

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at the state fair.

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We used to
stuff raw meat

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into people's
mufflers.

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We used to hotwire cars in
the shopping mall parking lot.

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We'd break into
golf courses

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and shoot
at squirrels.

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Poster children for
the gun control lobby.

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00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:41,846
Shouldn't Boy Scouts
be singing "Kumbaya"?

262
00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,149
The Neary family is
notoriously tone-deaf.

263
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,817
Our mom used
to sing us lullabies

264
00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,719
despite the fact that
she couldn't sing.

265
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,254
At all.

266
00:19:50,256 --> 00:19:53,124
But no matter what,
if we were having nightmares

267
00:19:53,126 --> 00:19:55,293
or we were
too afraid to sleep,

268
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,561
she'd come into
our room and sing

269
00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:58,229
"The Bear Went Over
the Mountain."

270
00:19:58,231 --> 00:19:59,964
Like she could
protect us from

271
00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:01,766
all the evil
in the world.

272
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,834
All the boogeymen
under our bed.

273
00:20:05,504 --> 00:20:07,004
Fucking song's been
stuck in my head

274
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:09,273
for 30 years.

275
00:20:09,275 --> 00:20:12,743
Tomorrow, we hunt
the old-fashioned way.

276
00:20:12,745 --> 00:20:15,646
No GPS.

277
00:20:15,648 --> 00:20:17,848
No cheating.

278
00:20:17,850 --> 00:20:19,283
Fine, then.

279
00:20:19,285 --> 00:20:20,985
I'll give it
to my wife.

280
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:26,891
She's directionally
challenged.

281
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,493
This way...

282
00:20:29,495 --> 00:20:31,829
I can see you...

283
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,731
if you can't
keep up tomorrow.

284
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:37,335
Tomorrow I think
I'm just gonna

285
00:20:37,337 --> 00:20:39,070
do some yoga
and finish my book.

286
00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:42,006
That's a good idea.
We should all do some yoga.

287
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,708
Maybe roast
some tofu.

288
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:46,210
Really, you don't
want to go hunting?

289
00:20:46,212 --> 00:20:49,480
I'm not exactly
the hunting type.

290
00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:51,048
I don't have it in me.

291
00:20:51,050 --> 00:20:53,117
I just...

292
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,653
I don't think
I could actually kill.

293
00:20:55,655 --> 00:20:57,321
I think
you'd be surprised

294
00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:00,992
at what you can do
when it needs to be done,

295
00:21:00,994 --> 00:21:03,828
when it's fight or flight,
kill or be killed.

296
00:21:05,964 --> 00:21:09,367
Self-preservation.

297
00:21:09,369 --> 00:21:11,302
You ever hear
the story of Artemis?

298
00:21:11,304 --> 00:21:12,837
Greek goddess
of hunting.

299
00:21:12,839 --> 00:21:14,572
Artemis was
just a little girl

300
00:21:14,574 --> 00:21:15,873
when Zeus sent her
into the woods

301
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:19,243
to fight the big,
black bear Calisto.

302
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:21,412
Artemis decided that,

303
00:21:21,414 --> 00:21:23,414
in order
to defeat the bear,

304
00:21:23,416 --> 00:21:26,083
she would have
to become a bear.

305
00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,752
So she cut off

306
00:21:27,754 --> 00:21:30,388
all her
little girl hair,

307
00:21:30,390 --> 00:21:31,689
she threw away

308
00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,626
all of her
little girl clothes,

309
00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:38,562
she tied bearskin
to her own skin,

310
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:42,500
she tied bear teeth
to her own teeth.

311
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:45,303
She learned to walk
on all fours.

312
00:21:45,305 --> 00:21:47,271
And then one day,

313
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:49,874
she walked
into the woods.

314
00:21:49,876 --> 00:21:51,942
And into the cave.

315
00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,945
Disguised from head
to toe in bear hides,

316
00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:58,749
she approached
the hibernating
black bear.

317
00:22:00,419 --> 00:22:01,886
Calisto...

318
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:05,589
believing that
she was his little cub,

319
00:22:05,591 --> 00:22:08,059
cradled Artemis
in his arms,

320
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:09,627
went back to sleep.

321
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,932
That's when
Artemis found a rock,

322
00:22:14,934 --> 00:22:19,103
and, with a strength
she never knew she had,

323
00:22:19,105 --> 00:22:22,073
she broke his skull.

324
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:24,909
Later that night,

325
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:28,279
walking back
to the village,

326
00:22:28,281 --> 00:22:31,549
bearskin tied
to her own skin,

327
00:22:31,551 --> 00:22:35,286
bear teeth tied
to her own teeth,

328
00:22:35,288 --> 00:22:36,987
holding in her hands

329
00:22:36,989 --> 00:22:41,559
the head of the big,
black bear Calisto,

330
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:43,761
Artemis,
it was decided,

331
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:46,964
was no longer
a girl.

332
00:22:46,966 --> 00:22:49,100
In that village,

333
00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:50,701
on that night...

334
00:22:53,004 --> 00:22:55,673
Artemis became a god.

335
00:23:01,314 --> 00:23:02,847
Shit.

336
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:06,684
Sorry. I have
to take this.

337
00:23:09,421 --> 00:23:11,989
I hope a bear eats
his cell phone.

338
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:14,024
Walter, hey, yeah,
I'm in the middle
of nowhere...

339
00:23:16,529 --> 00:23:19,563
Smoke inhalation.

340
00:23:19,565 --> 00:23:21,832
Mosquitoes.

341
00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:24,468
Moths.

342
00:23:24,470 --> 00:23:25,636
I've determined
I'd much rather

343
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:28,539
read about nature
than experience it.

344
00:23:28,541 --> 00:23:31,642
Guess you were
never a Girl Scout.

345
00:23:31,644 --> 00:23:33,711
I had a brief stint
in the Brownies.

346
00:23:33,713 --> 00:23:35,413
They kicked me out
because I said

347
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:36,981
selling cookies
was misogynist.

348
00:23:36,983 --> 00:23:38,816
They kicked Mike out
of Boy Scouts for

349
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,184
eating a pair of socks.

350
00:23:42,355 --> 00:23:44,688
He took a game
of Truth or Dare
too far.

351
00:23:44,690 --> 00:23:48,325
Truth or Dare is
a dangerous game.

352
00:23:48,327 --> 00:23:49,827
You wanna play?

353
00:23:51,963 --> 00:23:53,931
Because Walter,
Walter, listen.

354
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,733
They are highballing
the valuation.

355
00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:57,701
The IP will flatline.
This is not a blue chip.

356
00:23:57,703 --> 00:24:00,004
This is a barely
liquid piece of

357
00:24:00,006 --> 00:24:02,239
undercapitalized
Dutch horseshit.

358
00:24:02,241 --> 00:24:03,574
There's blood
in the water,

359
00:24:03,576 --> 00:24:05,476
and the boys with
the fins can smell it.

360
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,311
This is survival
of the fittest.

361
00:24:07,313 --> 00:24:09,180
Sink or swim, Walter.

362
00:24:09,182 --> 00:24:11,582
Walter?

363
00:24:11,584 --> 00:24:13,184
Oh, shit.

364
00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:15,052
Walter?

365
00:24:46,551 --> 00:24:49,253
Shit.

366
00:24:49,255 --> 00:24:51,722
Oh!

367
00:24:56,962 --> 00:24:58,295
God.

368
00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:01,732
All right, Buck,
you bastard.

369
00:25:01,734 --> 00:25:03,167
We're taking
a selfie.

370
00:25:03,169 --> 00:25:05,936
You son of a bitch.

371
00:25:05,938 --> 00:25:08,706
One, two, three, buddy.
One, two, three.

372
00:25:10,208 --> 00:25:11,642
Mmm.

373
00:25:11,644 --> 00:25:14,078
You Eagle Scouts sure
make amazing S'more.

374
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:17,448
Just a minute, I have
chocolate on my face.

375
00:25:17,450 --> 00:25:19,183
Wash it down.

376
00:25:19,185 --> 00:25:20,751
I'm a lightweight.

377
00:25:20,753 --> 00:25:22,520
Truth or Dare?

378
00:25:22,522 --> 00:25:25,623
Truth.

379
00:25:25,625 --> 00:25:27,892
Why did you get
discharged?

380
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:36,567
When we were kids,
we used to play war

381
00:25:36,569 --> 00:25:38,869
in the woods.

382
00:25:38,871 --> 00:25:42,406
We'd run around with
our little plastic guns

383
00:25:42,408 --> 00:25:45,409
and hide behind
the pine trees.

384
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:49,079
You'd get one point each for
every kid that you killed.

385
00:25:49,081 --> 00:25:52,049
And I killed every kid
in the neighborhood.

386
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:55,519
They'd all fall down
and play dead.

387
00:25:55,521 --> 00:25:56,987
The forest floor
would be covered with

388
00:25:56,989 --> 00:26:00,391
all these little bodies
laying in the mulch.

389
00:26:00,393 --> 00:26:02,960
Till dinner time.

390
00:26:02,962 --> 00:26:06,564
Then they all got up
and went home.

391
00:26:06,566 --> 00:26:08,098
Game over.

392
00:26:12,371 --> 00:26:14,905
Truth or Dare?

393
00:26:14,907 --> 00:26:16,807
Truth.

394
00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,977
When's the last time
you and Mike made love?

395
00:26:27,352 --> 00:26:28,686
Sorry...

396
00:26:28,688 --> 00:26:29,887
I didn't make it
to the wedding.

397
00:26:29,889 --> 00:26:31,755
It wasn't
your fault.

398
00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:35,926
Besides, the chocolate
fountain malfunctioned.

399
00:26:35,928 --> 00:26:38,162
You didn't miss much.

400
00:26:38,164 --> 00:26:40,364
Mike sent me photos.

401
00:26:40,366 --> 00:26:42,333
Of you
and the dress.

402
00:26:42,335 --> 00:26:44,134
You looked beautiful.

403
00:26:44,136 --> 00:26:46,637
I looked blotchy.

404
00:26:46,639 --> 00:26:48,839
Irish skin.

405
00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,908
Mike's a lucky man

406
00:26:50,910 --> 00:26:54,011
to find
a woman like you.

407
00:26:59,250 --> 00:27:00,818
You got chocolate
on your face.

408
00:27:02,388 --> 00:27:04,655
It's getting late.

409
00:27:04,657 --> 00:27:06,423
I'm gonna
go to bed.

410
00:27:07,660 --> 00:27:10,861
Put this pooch
on a leash, please.

411
00:27:10,863 --> 00:27:13,097
Let's hit the hay,
little lady.

412
00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:27,311
Mike?

413
00:27:29,581 --> 00:27:32,116
Mike?
Hmm?

414
00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:34,411
Wake up.

415
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:36,146
Mike, wake up.

416
00:28:39,685 --> 00:28:42,019
Where the hell's
the tent?

417
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,722
Somebody must
have cut it.

418
00:28:44,724 --> 00:28:48,392
Wait.
What's that?

419
00:28:48,394 --> 00:28:50,160
Where's our stuff?

420
00:28:50,162 --> 00:28:52,029
I don't...

421
00:28:52,031 --> 00:28:55,499
Ahh... where's Sean?

422
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:57,601
I... don't...

423
00:28:57,603 --> 00:28:59,636
Oh. Gone...
Oh, shit.

424
00:28:59,638 --> 00:29:01,605
everything's gone.

425
00:29:01,607 --> 00:29:04,475
Sean?

426
00:29:04,477 --> 00:29:05,809
Sean!

427
00:29:05,811 --> 00:29:07,377
Sean!

428
00:29:07,379 --> 00:29:08,746
Our shoes are gone.

429
00:29:08,748 --> 00:29:10,080
Someone took
our shoes.

430
00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,649
Of course. Of course
he picked this weekend

431
00:29:12,651 --> 00:29:14,551
to go totally
PTSD on me.

432
00:29:14,553 --> 00:29:17,221
Why would Sean
steal our stuff?

433
00:29:17,223 --> 00:29:20,057
Uh, because he stopped
taking his meds?

434
00:29:20,059 --> 00:29:21,091
Because he's gonna
become a hermit

435
00:29:21,093 --> 00:29:22,326
and live off the grid?

436
00:29:22,328 --> 00:29:24,828
Because he's jealous
of me... of us?

437
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:27,397
I don't know, Wit.
I don't know why he did it.

438
00:29:27,399 --> 00:29:29,633
And I definitely don't know
what he's gonna do next.

439
00:29:29,635 --> 00:29:32,102
How do we know
it was him?

440
00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,738
Who else could it be?
They came from the east.

441
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:36,473
Down the declivity,
right past me.

442
00:29:36,475 --> 00:29:39,109
They... they cut to the left
of the fire, right here.

443
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,544
They took
all our stuff.

444
00:29:40,546 --> 00:29:42,746
They cut your tent,
went off to the west
over here.

445
00:29:42,748 --> 00:29:44,815
Uh-huh, and where
exactly were you

446
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,250
when this was
happening?
I was sleeping.

447
00:29:46,252 --> 00:29:47,985
Well, you must sleep
pretty goddamn deep.

448
00:29:47,987 --> 00:29:49,787
I drank a fifth
of whiskey.

449
00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:51,088
Are you telling me
that somebody came,

450
00:29:51,090 --> 00:29:52,456
and they took our tent,
took our food,

451
00:29:52,458 --> 00:29:54,124
took our water,
and drew X's on our heads,

452
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:56,260
and you didn't hear
or see a fucking thing?

453
00:29:56,262 --> 00:29:58,028
Neither did you.
Neither did I.

454
00:29:58,030 --> 00:29:59,530
I had my
headphones on.

455
00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,064
Sean.
Buddy.

456
00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:02,599
Remember when
we were in high school,

457
00:30:02,601 --> 00:30:04,001
and we were drinking
Wild Turkey,

458
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,736
and I woke up wearing
women's underwear?

459
00:30:05,738 --> 00:30:07,070
If this is your idea
of a practical joke,

460
00:30:07,072 --> 00:30:08,739
it really
isn't funny.

461
00:30:08,741 --> 00:30:11,074
It might have been funny when
you were drunk and you decided

462
00:30:11,076 --> 00:30:13,110
to fuck with us,
but this is not funny.

463
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:14,912
I'm hot, and I'm hung over,
and I'm really not in the mood

464
00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,113
to fuck around.

465
00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,282
Where's the stuff, Sean?

466
00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:19,917
Where's my cell phone?
Seriously.

467
00:30:19,919 --> 00:30:21,251
I have e-mails
I have to send,

468
00:30:21,253 --> 00:30:22,486
I have conference calls
I have to make.

469
00:30:22,488 --> 00:30:24,054
Where is my cell phone?
I need it?

470
00:30:24,056 --> 00:30:26,490
Calm down.
Don't tell me
to calm down.

471
00:30:26,492 --> 00:30:28,692
Sean, where's my phone?

472
00:30:28,694 --> 00:30:30,060
They must have
taken it.

473
00:30:30,062 --> 00:30:31,695
Who is they?
What... who is they?

474
00:30:31,697 --> 00:30:33,831
There was three
of them, Mike.

475
00:30:33,833 --> 00:30:35,232
Three sets of prints
that aren't ours.

476
00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,934
You could have made
the tracks yourself.

477
00:30:36,936 --> 00:30:38,468
You could have put
the X on your head.

478
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:40,070
This could all be part
of your little game.

479
00:30:40,072 --> 00:30:41,972
It's not a game,
Michael.

480
00:30:41,974 --> 00:30:44,308
They took our guns.

481
00:30:44,310 --> 00:30:45,776
The knives.

482
00:30:45,778 --> 00:30:46,910
They took my dog.

483
00:30:46,912 --> 00:30:48,478
Maybe your dog
just ran away.

484
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:49,947
He didn't, okay?

485
00:30:49,949 --> 00:30:51,715
It doesn't make sense.

486
00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:53,350
Sean, who would
take our stuff?

487
00:30:53,352 --> 00:30:55,252
Let's not stick around
to find out, okay?

488
00:30:55,254 --> 00:30:57,321
Let's just out of here
and get back to the car.

489
00:30:57,323 --> 00:30:59,056
Come on, let's go.
It's okay.

490
00:30:59,058 --> 00:31:01,091
I can hotwire
the car.

491
00:31:01,093 --> 00:31:03,794
Well, how do we find the car
if we didn't take the trails

492
00:31:03,796 --> 00:31:05,529
and we don't have a map?

493
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,399
The sun's our map.

494
00:31:34,459 --> 00:31:35,692
Ow.

495
00:31:39,664 --> 00:31:42,866
Oh, I really don't
wanna step on a snake.

496
00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:46,003
I think I just
stepped in poison oak.

497
00:31:46,005 --> 00:31:47,871
It has to be
100 degrees.

498
00:31:47,873 --> 00:31:50,607
I'm considering
drinking my own sweat.

499
00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,677
It was nice of them to steal
our entire water supply.

500
00:31:53,679 --> 00:31:56,146
Yeah. Or him.

501
00:31:58,249 --> 00:32:00,851
I don't think
he's taking us
back to the car.

502
00:32:00,853 --> 00:32:03,287
Where would
he be taking us?

503
00:32:03,289 --> 00:32:05,555
Just stay close to me.

504
00:32:10,695 --> 00:32:13,664
Okay. Keep
heading east.

505
00:32:13,666 --> 00:32:15,532
When you get to
the spray paint
compass point,

506
00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:18,635
it's gonna be three miles
past that to the east.

507
00:32:18,637 --> 00:32:21,071
You guys want to get there by
sundown, you need to keep going.

508
00:32:21,073 --> 00:32:23,240
Are you not
coming with us?
No. I'm not.

509
00:32:23,242 --> 00:32:24,708
I'm not gonna leave
Buck behind, Mike.

510
00:32:24,710 --> 00:32:25,943
I'm not gonna
leave my dog.

511
00:32:25,945 --> 00:32:27,377
So you want us
to leave you behind.

512
00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:30,047
Yeah, I'm gonna be fine.
You guys keep going, okay?

513
00:32:30,049 --> 00:32:31,882
Just get going.
Take that path.

514
00:32:31,884 --> 00:32:33,784
That path is not
the path we took before.

515
00:32:33,786 --> 00:32:35,385
Take my word
for it, Mike.

516
00:32:35,387 --> 00:32:36,687
I'm not taking
directions from you.

517
00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:38,455
Okay, compadre?
You're not exactly in

518
00:32:38,457 --> 00:32:39,790
the right mindset to be giving
turn-by-turn navigation.

519
00:32:39,792 --> 00:32:41,525
Guys, can we just think
about this for a second?

520
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:43,160
I think he's sending us
in the wrong direction.

521
00:32:43,162 --> 00:32:44,628
Let's just
think about it.
He's sending us

522
00:32:44,630 --> 00:32:45,762
deeper into the woods

523
00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,164
He's your brother.

524
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:49,199
We have
to trust him.

525
00:32:49,201 --> 00:32:50,734
Wait, are you telling me
that you actually believe

526
00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:53,270
my brother's little theory
that there's some totally

527
00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:55,238
random backwoods...

528
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,941
Constitutional extremist
just randomly fucking with us?

529
00:32:57,943 --> 00:32:59,176
Because I believe
that my brother is

530
00:32:59,178 --> 00:33:00,610
suffering
a psychotic breakdown,

531
00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,412
and that's why he stole
our goddamn gear.

532
00:33:02,414 --> 00:33:04,881
I didn't steal the gear.
Well, I don't believe you.

533
00:33:04,883 --> 00:33:06,817
Come on, Wit.
Let's go.

534
00:33:06,819 --> 00:33:08,485
Wit, come on.

535
00:33:08,487 --> 00:33:09,953
I said let's go.

536
00:33:09,955 --> 00:33:11,688
Oh, oh, oh, are we
taking sides here?

537
00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:14,558
Is that's what's happening?
Is that what's going on?

538
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,626
Don't think that I don't
see what's happening here.

539
00:33:16,628 --> 00:33:18,528
Oh...
Have you seen
the way that he...

540
00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,831
he keeps looking at you,
the way that he keeps
touching you?

541
00:33:20,833 --> 00:33:22,599
What is going on?

542
00:33:22,601 --> 00:33:24,034
Huh?

543
00:33:24,036 --> 00:33:26,703
I saw you last night!

544
00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:28,372
I saw my brother
touching your face.

545
00:33:28,374 --> 00:33:30,207
What is happening?
Mike.

546
00:33:30,209 --> 00:33:31,842
The campfire,
the moonlight,
looked like

547
00:33:31,844 --> 00:33:32,976
a real tender
moment to me.

548
00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:35,112
I've been trying
to tell you.

549
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,380
Trying to tell me
what, Wit?

550
00:33:36,382 --> 00:33:38,915
That you want
to fuck my brother?

551
00:33:38,917 --> 00:33:40,517
Sean, do you want
to fuck my wife?

552
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:42,519
Fuck you.

553
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,522
Mike, stop.

554
00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,824
I'm pregnant.

555
00:33:47,826 --> 00:33:49,760
Mike!

556
00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:53,530
I'm pregnant.

557
00:34:01,339 --> 00:34:03,907
I'm gonna go
find my dog.

558
00:34:23,161 --> 00:34:24,895
How long have
you known?

559
00:34:26,931 --> 00:34:28,432
Last week.

560
00:34:28,434 --> 00:34:31,168
Kept retaking
the test.

561
00:34:31,170 --> 00:34:33,036
Took me 10 times
peeing on the stick

562
00:34:33,038 --> 00:34:34,738
before I believed it.

563
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:39,476
Why didn't you
tell me sooner?

564
00:34:39,478 --> 00:34:42,412
I didn't wanna
tell you over e-mail.

565
00:34:42,414 --> 00:34:45,382
Seemed a little
informal.

566
00:34:45,384 --> 00:34:47,951
Wait.
Wait, wait, wait.

567
00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:50,120
Just wait, I...

568
00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:52,355
I'm sorry.

569
00:34:52,357 --> 00:34:55,058
I am... so sorry.

570
00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:57,060
I should have
been there.

571
00:34:57,062 --> 00:34:59,596
But I'm here.

572
00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:00,730
Now.

573
00:35:00,732 --> 00:35:02,866
For you.
For us.

574
00:35:04,735 --> 00:35:08,805
You're the greatest thing
that ever happened to me.

575
00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:10,540
But this...

576
00:35:13,244 --> 00:35:15,312
This is even better.

577
00:35:23,921 --> 00:35:25,789
Let's go home.

578
00:35:41,339 --> 00:35:43,006
Where the hell is
the spray paint?

579
00:35:43,008 --> 00:35:44,708
Sean said
it was east.

580
00:35:44,710 --> 00:35:47,844
Yeah, well, Sean's a little
dissociative right now.

581
00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:50,147
Wait... that's it.

582
00:35:50,149 --> 00:35:52,782
That's it.
That's it.

583
00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:55,018
Oh, good job.

584
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:56,653
Oh.

585
00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,622
So, east.

586
00:36:00,525 --> 00:36:02,058
Wait.

587
00:36:16,674 --> 00:36:18,108
We're lost.

588
00:36:22,613 --> 00:36:24,080
Sean!

589
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:28,418
Fuck!

590
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:26,102
Hey!

591
00:39:53,023 --> 00:39:54,924
You killed my dog.

592
00:39:54,926 --> 00:39:56,292
Now I kill you.

593
00:39:59,530 --> 00:40:01,264
Okay.

594
00:41:03,027 --> 00:41:05,695
Okay, down, yeah.

595
00:41:05,697 --> 00:41:07,263
All right,
you all right?
Yeah.

596
00:41:11,202 --> 00:41:13,002
Esther.

597
00:41:15,439 --> 00:41:16,973
Elvina.

598
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,141
Ugh...

599
00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,810
Elwina?

600
00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:22,645
Mildred, Mildred.
Those are...

601
00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:25,515
those are
grandmother names.

602
00:41:25,517 --> 00:41:27,617
Okay, how about, uh...

603
00:41:27,619 --> 00:41:29,552
Mitch, Chuck.

604
00:41:29,554 --> 00:41:30,854
Hank.

605
00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:33,323
No, those are
baseball player names.

606
00:41:33,325 --> 00:41:35,024
Yeah.
Besides,

607
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:38,394
how do you even know
we're having a boy?

608
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,096
Just a feeling.

609
00:41:42,099 --> 00:41:43,466
Mm, mm, mm, mm.

610
00:41:43,468 --> 00:41:45,235
I feel
nauseous.

611
00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:46,703
Oh, um, here.

612
00:41:46,705 --> 00:41:48,938
Oh, sit down.

613
00:41:49,673 --> 00:41:51,908
Sit down.

614
00:41:54,612 --> 00:41:57,480
Oh, take a...
a deep breath.

615
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:58,882
Careful,
pregnant women

616
00:41:58,884 --> 00:42:01,584
are prone
to projectile vomit.

617
00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:03,987
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.

618
00:42:03,989 --> 00:42:07,423
Um, are they
prone to, um...

619
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:08,625
pickle eating,
is that a thing?
No.

620
00:42:08,627 --> 00:42:10,894
No pickles.
Not right now.

621
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:13,129
All right,
just breathe.

622
00:42:17,368 --> 00:42:19,002
Please tell me
that's not a mirage.

623
00:42:19,004 --> 00:42:21,304
What?

624
00:42:21,306 --> 00:42:23,506
Water!

625
00:42:23,508 --> 00:42:25,909
What is that?

626
00:42:35,986 --> 00:42:37,053
Wait.

627
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,295
Mike.

628
00:42:45,297 --> 00:42:47,463
Mike!

629
00:42:47,465 --> 00:42:49,866
Aah!

630
00:43:30,908 --> 00:43:32,442
It's disconnected!

631
00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,185
Try another channel.

632
00:43:43,754 --> 00:43:45,922
Hello, is anyone...

633
00:43:45,924 --> 00:43:48,057
We're at the forest
preservation...

634
00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,692
inside the ranger station.

635
00:43:49,694 --> 00:43:51,894
We need medical
assistance.

636
00:43:51,896 --> 00:43:53,229
This is an emergency.

637
00:43:54,799 --> 00:43:56,499
Static.

638
00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:59,002
Fuck! Fuck!

639
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:03,840
Okay.

640
00:44:06,143 --> 00:44:08,277
Oh...

641
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:12,015
You severed tendons.
Jesus.

642
00:44:12,017 --> 00:44:13,750
I have to disinfect
the wound.

643
00:44:19,089 --> 00:44:21,424
We have to find
a way out of here.

644
00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:26,295
Uh, this is the lake.

645
00:44:26,297 --> 00:44:27,897
And...

646
00:44:27,899 --> 00:44:30,433
these are the trails.

647
00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:32,235
We can't take
the trails.

648
00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:33,903
He's expecting us
to take the trails.

649
00:44:33,905 --> 00:44:36,506
We have to take
the long way.

650
00:44:36,508 --> 00:44:38,041
We have to climb
that cliff.

651
00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:40,009
There's no way.
It's the only way.

652
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:43,413
Your foot is broken.
The cartilage is torn.

653
00:44:43,415 --> 00:44:44,614
You're not
scaling rocks.

654
00:44:44,616 --> 00:44:48,151
No. You are.

655
00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,119
You have to find
the car, Wit.

656
00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:52,455
Find help.
We don't have the keys.

657
00:44:52,457 --> 00:44:53,856
The steering panel
pulls apart.

658
00:44:53,858 --> 00:44:55,458
The red wire is
the starter.

659
00:44:55,460 --> 00:44:56,926
The brown wire's
the piston.

660
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:57,927
Just make the wires
make a spark.

661
00:44:57,929 --> 00:44:59,562
I can't hotwire a car.

662
00:44:59,564 --> 00:45:00,963
I can't climb
a cliff.

663
00:45:00,965 --> 00:45:03,232
I can't do this
alone, Mike.

664
00:45:03,234 --> 00:45:04,967
You're not.

665
00:45:07,237 --> 00:45:10,206
You're not.

666
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:12,275
How can this be
happening?

667
00:45:14,645 --> 00:45:17,146
This weekend
totally sucks.

668
00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:18,548
Yeah.

669
00:45:18,550 --> 00:45:20,583
I suck.

670
00:45:20,585 --> 00:45:21,951
I promise,

671
00:45:21,953 --> 00:45:24,787
first thing that
we'll do when we get home

672
00:45:24,789 --> 00:45:27,190
is we'll put my phone
in the microwave.

673
00:45:27,192 --> 00:45:29,192
It'll explode
like fireworks

674
00:45:29,194 --> 00:45:31,027
while we make love
on the kitchen floor.

675
00:45:32,896 --> 00:45:34,197
I'm gonna be
a good husband.

676
00:45:34,199 --> 00:45:37,100
You're gonna be
a good dad.

677
00:45:37,102 --> 00:45:40,737
You're gonna be
a great dad.

678
00:45:40,739 --> 00:45:41,904
I'm not good
with diapers.

679
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,407
You'll be fine.

680
00:46:29,787 --> 00:46:31,554
All right, listen.

681
00:46:31,556 --> 00:46:33,356
I'm gonna walk out the door,
and I'm gonna get him

682
00:46:33,358 --> 00:46:34,524
to follow me, okay?

683
00:46:34,526 --> 00:46:36,192
You're gonna sneak out
the window, and when

684
00:46:36,194 --> 00:46:38,127
he starts to chase me,
you're gonna run the other way.

685
00:46:38,129 --> 00:46:39,395
No, I'm not
leaving without you.

686
00:46:39,397 --> 00:46:40,963
No, I... Shh, shh, shh!
We have to stay...

687
00:46:40,965 --> 00:46:42,331
...together!
I'll be right
behind you.

688
00:46:42,333 --> 00:46:44,567
No...
Listen to me,
listen to me.

689
00:46:44,569 --> 00:46:46,702
Take this.
Take this.

690
00:46:46,704 --> 00:46:48,271
I'm not going
without you.

691
00:46:48,273 --> 00:46:50,273
I will be right behind you.
Listen to me.

692
00:46:50,275 --> 00:46:52,809
Take these.

693
00:46:52,811 --> 00:46:55,044
I will meet you
at the car.

694
00:46:55,046 --> 00:46:57,113
Okay? I love you.
I love you,
I love you.

695
00:46:57,115 --> 00:46:59,282
I love you,
I love you.
I love you.

696
00:47:25,075 --> 00:47:27,343
Where are you?

697
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:37,653
You wanna play?

698
00:47:37,655 --> 00:47:40,489
Let's play.

699
00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:23,472
Aah!

700
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:12,855
Hey, Mike.

701
00:53:12,857 --> 00:53:14,223
Mike, I made it.

702
00:53:14,225 --> 00:53:16,458
I'm over
the cliff.

703
00:53:18,828 --> 00:53:21,130
Mike?

704
00:53:21,132 --> 00:53:24,200
 Do you remember
 our wedding day?

705
00:53:24,202 --> 00:53:27,136
Mike,
where are you?

706
00:53:27,138 --> 00:53:29,305
 Do you remember
 we were dancing

707
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:32,341
 on the dance floor
 to that horrible DJ?

708
00:53:32,343 --> 00:53:33,976
Remember how mad
you were at me

709
00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:37,613
because I kept taking
videos on my cell phone?

710
00:53:37,615 --> 00:53:40,783
 I wanted to take
 videos because...

711
00:53:40,785 --> 00:53:44,386
 I wanted our children
 to see how amazing

712
00:53:44,388 --> 00:53:47,089
 their mother was

713
00:53:47,091 --> 00:53:50,159
on that night,

714
00:53:50,161 --> 00:53:53,329
in that dress.

715
00:53:53,331 --> 00:53:55,431
You looked beautiful.

716
00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:57,199
I looked blotchy.

717
00:53:57,201 --> 00:53:59,101
Irish skin.

718
00:53:59,103 --> 00:54:02,071
 Wit, listen to me.

719
00:54:02,073 --> 00:54:05,174
 They're going to find you,
 and they're going to kill you.

720
00:54:05,176 --> 00:54:08,911
 Unless you
 kill them first.

721
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,346
Kill...

722
00:54:10,348 --> 00:54:13,115
them... all.

723
00:54:15,051 --> 00:54:16,852
 Mike?

724
00:54:16,854 --> 00:54:18,287
Mike?

725
00:54:18,289 --> 00:54:20,155
Please tell me
where you are.

726
00:54:20,157 --> 00:54:21,523
Tell me you're okay.

727
00:54:21,525 --> 00:54:25,194
I'm fine, I just need
to take a little nap.

728
00:54:25,196 --> 00:54:27,396
 Mike, listen.

729
00:54:27,398 --> 00:54:29,064
 You're going into
 hypovolemic shock.

730
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:33,102
 You need to apply pressure
 to stop the hemorrhaging.

731
00:54:33,104 --> 00:54:35,037
I'm just
a little tired.

732
00:54:35,039 --> 00:54:36,438
Mike, please.

733
00:54:36,440 --> 00:54:38,340
 I just need
 to close my eyes.

734
00:54:38,342 --> 00:54:41,844
Don't, Mike.
Don't leave me.

735
00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:45,681
My mother used
to sing us lullabies.

736
00:54:45,683 --> 00:54:49,518
The Neary family is
notoriously tone-deaf.

737
00:59:14,384 --> 00:59:17,286
Ahh...

738
00:59:17,288 --> 00:59:19,321
Oh...

739
00:59:37,373 --> 00:59:39,308
Oh...

740
01:08:24,033 --> 01:08:25,700
Aah!

741
01:10:09,872 --> 01:10:12,607
 Well, hey there,
 little kiddie.

742
01:10:12,609 --> 01:10:15,410
 And welcome to
 the Little Kiddie Museum.

743
01:10:15,412 --> 01:10:17,612
 I'm Ranger Rowdy,

744
01:10:17,614 --> 01:10:19,214
 and I'll be
 your tour guide today

745
01:10:19,216 --> 01:10:20,515
 to the wonderful forest

746
01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,217
 filled with
 wonderful animals

747
01:10:22,219 --> 01:10:23,718
 we've come to call
 friends.

748
01:10:26,121 --> 01:10:27,455
 Let's get started.

749
01:10:27,457 --> 01:10:29,023
 What do you say?

750
01:10:32,394 --> 01:10:34,629
 Here at the County
 Forest Preservation,

751
01:10:34,631 --> 01:10:36,664
 the state's largest
 nature preserve,

752
01:10:36,666 --> 01:10:39,534
 wildlife feels
 free to run wild.

753
01:10:45,842 --> 01:10:49,110
 The animals kingdom is filled
 with different species.

754
01:10:56,752 --> 01:10:58,920
 Do you know that
 some birds of prey

755
01:10:58,922 --> 01:11:01,823
 like falcons and owls can
 see in the dark?

756
01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:04,692
 How cool is
 that nature, kids?

757
01:11:07,162 --> 01:11:08,997
 Remember,
 little kids,

758
01:11:08,999 --> 01:11:11,899
 The animal kingdom is
 not always a nice place.

759
01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:15,970
 Some animals are predators,
 some animals are prey.

760
01:11:15,972 --> 01:11:17,338
 Out there in the wild,

761
01:11:17,340 --> 01:11:19,841
 it's survival
 of the fittest.

762
01:11:19,843 --> 01:11:23,845
 America is bountied with
 beautiful and varied species.

763
01:11:23,847 --> 01:11:26,447
 So, remember...

764
01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:29,684
 we must protect
 Mother Nature.

765
01:11:29,686 --> 01:11:31,919
 Remember to please... 

766
01:11:31,921 --> 01:11:35,256
 For the birds and the bears,
 this is home.

767
01:11:35,258 --> 01:11:38,493
 Me casa es su casa,
 kiddies.

768
01:12:04,887 --> 01:12:06,788
Aah!

769
01:16:52,342 --> 01:16:53,975
Hi, Mom.

770
01:16:53,977 --> 01:16:56,877
Yeah, I was just
about to call you.

771
01:16:56,879 --> 01:16:59,747
Yeah... no, um,

772
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:01,382
I'm good.

773
01:17:01,384 --> 01:17:04,118
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

774
01:17:04,120 --> 01:17:06,387
I know I have soccer practice.
I'll be home in, like,

775
01:17:06,389 --> 01:17:08,422
a couple hours.

776
01:17:08,424 --> 01:17:10,825
Because, Mom, Dad was
supposed to give me
a ride home from work,

777
01:17:10,827 --> 01:17:12,393
and now I have to ride
my bike, so yeah,

778
01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:14,295
I'm gonna be
a little late.

779
01:17:15,664 --> 01:17:17,198
No, I know.
I'm sorry.

780
01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:19,867
I didn't mean
to make you worry.

781
01:17:19,869 --> 01:17:21,369
I'm fine.
I'm totally fine.

782
01:17:22,804 --> 01:17:24,538
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

783
01:17:24,540 --> 01:17:26,707
Yeah.
I know.

784
01:17:26,709 --> 01:17:30,511
I'm just hanging out
with my friends.

785
01:17:30,513 --> 01:17:33,781
Yeah. I'll see you
at home soon.

786
01:17:33,783 --> 01:17:35,449
I love you, too.