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<i>This is a test.</i>

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<i>For the next 60 seconds,
this station will conduct</i>

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a <i>test of the
Emergency Broadcast System.</i>

4
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<i>This is only a test.</i>

5
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- Is that you?
- Hey.

6
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Long time?

7
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Still selling ice creams off your bicycle?

8
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Bollocks.

9
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American R&B?

10
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Did you... Did you nick them all?

11
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I sent off to Chicago.
You know, mail order?

12
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<i>I play that Little Queenie.</i>

13
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Still wearing out the stylus
on your mum's Philips, Keith?

14
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Fuck, Mick.
I don't play it on the fucking hi-fi.

15
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I got me a Rosetti steel-string.
DeArmond pickup.

16
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Nice. I've been singing
a bit myself recently.

17
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With ol' Dick Taylor.

18
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Is that right?

19
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You go for Jimmy Reed?

20
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<i>Baby, What You Want Me To Do.</i>

21
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Yeah. Yeah.

22
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I love that song.

23
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<i>This meeting took place</i>

24
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<i>some 20 years after
the bombing of London</i>

25
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<i>and the end of World War II.</i>

26
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<i>We know what happened
to those two boys.</i>

27
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<i>They became The Rolling Stones.</i>

28
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<i>A couple years after that meeting
on the train,</i>

29
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<i>my brother and his friends
also started a band.</i>

30
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<i>Not so many people know
what became of them.</i>

31
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<i>In fact, like with most bands,
you've never heard of them.</i>

32
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Those black diamond Rogers
are cooler than shit.

33
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Swiv-O-Matic hardware.

34
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This fucking guy I know
goes to Hancock Regional?

35
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He has a 6118.

36
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That's where I fucking go.

37
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I fucking go to Delbarton Academy.

38
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Fucking eats shit.

39
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I'm fucking transferring
to Hancock senior year.

40
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What's your friend's name?

41
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Gene Gaunt.

42
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Fuck, I know him!

43
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He's like one of my
best friends this year!

44
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Him and me are in a band.

45
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With Billy Schindewulf on drums.

46
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Gaunt's double picking!

47
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They're clapping on the on-beat.

48
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Fags.

49
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<i>Preceding the hearse,</i>

50
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<i>a 13-man Marine Honor Guard,</i>

51
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<i>their bayonets glinting in the glare
of camera lights.</i>

52
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Not going to work today, Dad?

53
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Carmine and me are deciding whether
to open the store.

54
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Lots of businesses are closed.

55
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Good. I'm happy for them.
They're so rich.

56
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I saw my sister Louise
at the Celentano wake.

57
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She started right in.

58
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How I should find Ma a new doctor.

59
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<i>Mrs. Kennedy rode
with her arm stretched across the coffin.</i>

60
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<i>She was wearing the same pink suit</i>

61
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<i>that was spattered with blood
when the President was shot.</i>

62
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Had one of your nightmares last night.

63
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What the hell were you
hollering about this time?

64
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This colored boy was trying
to come up the lawn to get me.

65
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The kids in schools in the south

66
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stood up and cheered
when he got assassinated.

67
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Don't believe everything you hear.

68
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No, you're right.

69
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Let's believe
"The heartbreak of psoriasis"

70
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and all those other commercials
you sell airtime for.

71
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Buick and those jerks.

72
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The men who had
the genius and the daring

73
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to develop the Dynaflow
transmission... Kenneth.

74
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Are jerks.

75
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I'm going to volunteer to go down there.

76
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That's a crafty dodge
from your plunging grade point average.

77
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How's the bird?

78
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Happy Thanksgiving, Mother.

79
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I think we got a bongo-drum
playing beatnik in our midst.

80
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Stop it, you little fag!

81
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You're a fag!

82
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Stop toying with your yams and sit up.

83
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The Southerners cheered
because President Kennedy

84
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wanted to pass voting laws
for colored people.

85
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Exactly, Gracie.

86
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That is the precise reason
JFK went and garnered

87
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such animus for himself
down in Dixieland.

88
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Garnered such what?

89
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Look it up, Mrs. Allen Ginsberg.

90
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<i>Clocks are made by men.
God creates time.</i>

91
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<i>No man can prolong his allotted hours.</i>

92
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<i>He can only live them to the fullest</i>

93
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<i>in this world or in the Twilight Zone.</i>

94
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You can give this program
back to the Indians,

95
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as far as I'm concerned.

96
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<i>- It's</i> cool.
<i>- Now, Mr. Serling.</i>

97
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<i>Next time, we enlist the aid
of a very talented scribe...</i>

98
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There is a fifth dimension
beyond that known to man,

99
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between light and shadow.

100
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At the end of the show,
nothing is ever what it seemed.

101
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Real life's too much like what it seems.

102
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Dad, this Army recruiter
who came to our school,

103
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he said they got a tank now, the M60,

104
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can drive right through
a steel and concrete building.

105
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<i>Maron.</i>

106
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I want to go to a college that has ROTC.

107
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Keep your grades up.

108
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Achieving your goals
is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.

109
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Night.

110
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Good night.

111
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<i>It's hard to imagine now,</i>

112
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<i>but the next historical event came only
three weeks after the assassination.</i>

113
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<i>SCOTT Muni, WABC.</i>

114
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What's that?

115
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Hey, Bette.

116
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It's hot in here.

117
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I know who he was looking at you.
He was, I swear.

118
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It's not just Grace Deitz.

119
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Chicks in general just...

120
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Wait, wait.

121
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Let's face it. I'm a crap drummer.

122
00:10:00,059 --> 00:10:01,352
I'm a shit athlete.

123
00:10:01,852 --> 00:10:04,939
And that is the biggest sin,
if you're from around here.

124
00:10:05,022 --> 00:10:10,528
He's right, man.
Jocks get 90, 95% of all the poontang.

125
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You played varsity ball
till you got disallowed for grades.

126
00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,094
The reason me and Wells
never asked you

127
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to be in the band is Schindewulf.

128
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The guy's got the fastest
bass-drum foot in the county.

129
00:10:23,416 --> 00:10:25,543
I love her, man!

130
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Hey, shut up!
You want to bring the cops here?

131
00:10:29,547 --> 00:10:32,383
Nothing has ever worked
for me with girls.

132
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I got this skinny physique.
I got this skuzzy complexion.

133
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<i>Rolling Stones. Aren't they great?</i>

134
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<i>They're gonna leave
right after the show for London.</i>

135
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<i>They're challenging The Beatles
to a hair-pulling contest.</i>

136
00:12:06,811 --> 00:12:09,230
What the fuck are you doing, man?

137
00:12:09,313 --> 00:12:11,524
My old man's going
to go fucking apeshit!

138
00:12:11,607 --> 00:12:13,567
You see <i>The Stones
on Hollywood Palace last night?</i>

139
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Yeah.

140
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This definitely decides it.

141
00:12:16,237 --> 00:12:18,739
I'm starting a band like them
and The Beatles.

142
00:12:18,823 --> 00:12:20,491
Wells is in.

143
00:12:21,992 --> 00:12:23,661
You want to play drums?

144
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:27,623
What about Schindewulf?

145
00:12:28,416 --> 00:12:29,792
He's doing so putrid at school,

146
00:12:29,875 --> 00:12:32,378
his old man's making him
join the Marines.

147
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And when our record comes out,

148
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he's got to be available to go on tour.

149
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England, whatever.

150
00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:40,010
Anyway, I need someone
to back me up on vocal.

151
00:12:40,094 --> 00:12:42,763
When we fuck around
making fun of those songs on the radio,

152
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you sound pretty good.

153
00:12:43,889 --> 00:12:46,100
Isn't Wells going to sing?

154
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He sucks, man. He's got a putrid voice.

155
00:12:55,651 --> 00:12:58,654
Don't tell Wells I said that
about his voice.

156
00:13:02,324 --> 00:13:04,160
You know what's interesting?

157
00:13:04,743 --> 00:13:08,372
How Charlie Watts beefed up
the Bo Diddley on <i>Not</i> Fade Away.

158
00:13:08,456 --> 00:13:09,623
Like...

159
00:13:12,251 --> 00:13:14,712
He brought it front and center like
in <i>Bo Diddley</i> itself

160
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,464
rather than Buddy Holly.

161
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Two chords. And no changes.
It's like percussion.

162
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<i>Bo Diddley bought his babe
a diamond ring.</i>

163
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<i>If that diamond ring don't shine.</i>

164
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<i>He gonna take it to a private eye.</i>

165
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<i>If that private eye can't see.</i>

166
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<i>He'd better not take the ring from me.</i>

167
00:14:33,582 --> 00:14:35,960
<i>Mojo come to my house,
ya black cat bone.</i>

168
00:14:38,379 --> 00:14:40,631
<i>Take my baby away from home.</i>

169
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:45,302
<i>Up in that fo' door, where you been?</i>

170
00:14:47,805 --> 00:14:50,266
<i>Up your house and gone again.</i>

171
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,562
<i>Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley,
have you heard?</i>

172
00:14:57,064 --> 00:14:59,733
<i>My pretty baby said she wasn't for it.</i>

173
00:15:00,401 --> 00:15:02,945
We sat around for two damn months

174
00:15:03,028 --> 00:15:05,447
waiting for that battle of Anzio.

175
00:15:07,741 --> 00:15:12,079
See, them Jerrys, they had us
pinned down with those 88's.

176
00:15:12,580 --> 00:15:14,915
You're such a retarded driver.

177
00:15:17,251 --> 00:15:19,420
That lieutenant in Italy, he told us,

178
00:15:19,753 --> 00:15:22,464
he said, "Any of you colored troopers"

179
00:15:22,548 --> 00:15:24,258
"tamper with these local women,"

180
00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:26,135
"you gonna be hung on the spot."

181
00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:30,764
I must have got the clap
from all that clapping I was doing

182
00:15:30,848 --> 00:15:33,809
when the generals passed by
in their command car.

183
00:15:37,521 --> 00:15:40,357
Anyway, you're going away
to college next week.

184
00:15:40,608 --> 00:15:43,444
You wanna make sure you
keep your dick powdered.

185
00:16:31,700 --> 00:16:34,370
Happy Thanksgiving, Earth people!

186
00:16:45,297 --> 00:16:48,300
This is what I pay
that goddamn college $2,000 a year for.

187
00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:51,720
There's people with longer hair than me.

188
00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,138
Fags.

189
00:16:55,933 --> 00:16:57,059
Look at the coat.

190
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:59,182
Looks like he just got off the boat
at Ellis Island.

191
00:16:59,937 --> 00:17:00,938
What?

192
00:17:10,656 --> 00:17:13,367
He kills himself
down at that store six days a week,

193
00:17:13,450 --> 00:17:15,160
plus Friday till 9:00,

194
00:17:15,411 --> 00:17:19,331
with that psoriasis.
And this is what you do?

195
00:17:33,262 --> 00:17:35,264
I will play just the one song.

196
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,684
Leave 'em wanting more.

197
00:17:41,145 --> 00:17:42,146
One second!

198
00:17:57,578 --> 00:17:58,662
Dial.

199
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:09,131
<i>NOW -</i>

200
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,137
Colgate Palmolive.

201
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,140
What does that mean?

202
00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:20,225
I left my roach clip at Oberlin.

203
00:18:20,476 --> 00:18:21,560
What's a roach clip?

204
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,146
Fuck the roach clip. Here.

205
00:18:25,647 --> 00:18:28,484
Watch how we do things
at Steinholz Academy.

206
00:18:29,568 --> 00:18:31,069
Get creative.

207
00:18:45,334 --> 00:18:46,710
Come on in there! I got to go!

208
00:18:47,252 --> 00:18:49,546
Flush it down the john!
Our futures could be ruined!

209
00:18:49,630 --> 00:18:50,631
Waste not, want not.

210
00:18:50,714 --> 00:18:51,965
Come on! Whoever's in there!

211
00:18:52,049 --> 00:18:53,383
Don't get so uptight, man.

212
00:18:57,805 --> 00:18:59,473
Come on, already!

213
00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:01,642
This is so unfair.

214
00:19:14,446 --> 00:19:16,156
What do you mean, he went home?

215
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:18,575
The popular girls only came here
to see the band.

216
00:19:19,701 --> 00:19:22,162
We can't do the song
without our lead singer.

217
00:19:22,246 --> 00:19:23,789
I should have just
listened to Dave Smith.

218
00:19:23,872 --> 00:19:25,666
He said he wanted
to bring his band over.

219
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:27,417
They do all John Lennon.

220
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,883
I'm into advanced time
signatures, 5/4, 6/8...

221
00:19:34,967 --> 00:19:36,802
Will you just play the song?

222
00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,054
I told you I'd give you a box of M-80s.

223
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:44,601
Everybody! Let's hear it
for the Gene Gaunt Band.

224
00:19:46,812 --> 00:19:48,981
Wait. Wait. No.

225
00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:52,484
One, two, three.

226
00:20:00,617 --> 00:20:01,869
Wait. Wait.

227
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:06,248
You suck sour owl shit!

228
00:20:10,961 --> 00:20:14,339
What's this crap?
He's not the lead singer of the band.

229
00:20:15,841 --> 00:20:21,138
<i>Time is on my side.</i>

230
00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:22,556
<i>Yes, it is.</i>

231
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:28,645
<i>Time is on my side.</i>

232
00:20:29,146 --> 00:20:30,814
<i>Yes, it is.</i>

233
00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:34,902
<i>Now you always say.</i>

234
00:20:35,903 --> 00:20:38,864
<i>That you wanna be free.</i>

235
00:20:39,323 --> 00:20:42,367
<i>But you'll come running back.</i>

236
00:20:43,243 --> 00:20:46,246
<i>You'll come running back.</i>

237
00:20:47,205 --> 00:20:50,167
<i>You'll come running back.</i>

238
00:20:51,043 --> 00:20:53,503
<i>To me.</i>

239
00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,671
Easy!

240
00:20:56,214 --> 00:21:00,552
<i>Time is on my side.</i>

241
00:21:00,636 --> 00:21:02,304
<i>Yes, it is.</i>

242
00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:08,018
<i>Time is on my side.</i>

243
00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:10,020
<i>Yes, it is.</i>

244
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:14,524
<i>You're searching for good times.</i>

245
00:21:15,525 --> 00:21:18,028
<i>But just wait and see.</i>

246
00:21:18,862 --> 00:21:21,865
<i>You'll come running back.</i>

247
00:21:22,866 --> 00:21:26,203
<i>You'll come running back.</i>

248
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,748
<i>You'll come running back.</i>

249
00:21:30,374 --> 00:21:33,543
<i>To me.</i>

250
00:21:35,879 --> 00:21:38,423
<i>Go ahead, baby. Go ahead.</i>

251
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,593
<i>Go ahead and light up the town.</i>

252
00:21:43,387 --> 00:21:45,806
<i>And, baby, do anything
your heart desires.</i>

253
00:21:45,889 --> 00:21:46,890
<i>'Cause you know.</i>

254
00:21:47,641 --> 00:21:49,893
<i>I'll always be around.</i>

255
00:21:51,395 --> 00:21:53,814
<i>And I know, I know,</i>

256
00:21:55,232 --> 00:21:58,068
<i>like I told you so many times before,</i>

257
00:21:58,902 --> 00:22:00,737
<i>you're gonna come back to me, baby.</i>

258
00:22:00,821 --> 00:22:04,282
<i>Come back, knocking on my door.</i>

259
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:10,998
<i>Time, time, time is on my side.</i>

260
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,541
<i>Yes, it is.</i>

261
00:22:13,625 --> 00:22:19,131
<i>Time, time, time is on my side.</i>

262
00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,639
Yeah!

263
00:22:28,890 --> 00:22:31,476
You suck sour owl shit!

264
00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:32,561
Jocks, go home!

265
00:23:02,340 --> 00:23:05,385
<i>A bientot!</i> See you Monday.

266
00:23:08,889 --> 00:23:10,265
Bye!

267
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,479
Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.

268
00:23:15,562 --> 00:23:17,105
Easy for you to say.

269
00:23:18,398 --> 00:23:20,067
- Who won?
- Hancock,

270
00:23:20,150 --> 00:23:21,902
131107.

271
00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,529
The new coach, he's a lollapalooza.

272
00:23:28,158 --> 00:23:30,077
Thanksgiving at Aunt Louise's is nice,

273
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:31,369
but why don't we have
everybody over here

274
00:23:31,453 --> 00:23:32,454
for some holiday?

275
00:23:34,706 --> 00:23:36,750
In that postage stamp of a dining room?

276
00:23:36,958 --> 00:23:38,960
Yeah, there are a lot of people.

277
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:41,838
My sisters are as free as birds.

278
00:23:42,297 --> 00:23:46,009
They don't have to work. I do.
It's nice, too, isn't it?

279
00:23:46,551 --> 00:23:49,679
They know that,
but they have me bring the antipasto.

280
00:23:49,805 --> 00:23:51,473
Think the Army's gonna
let you drive tanks

281
00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,391
dressed like a fruit?

282
00:23:56,353 --> 00:23:57,604
The Army?

283
00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:00,690
Why would I want to join that?

284
00:24:00,857 --> 00:24:01,942
What the hell you talking about?

285
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,146
We had a whole conversation.

286
00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:05,987
When?

287
00:24:12,577 --> 00:24:14,037
Vietnam is ridiculous.

288
00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:15,122
What did you say?

289
00:24:16,540 --> 00:24:20,418
Plus, this friend of mine,
he said that in World War ll

290
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:23,213
they threatened black soldiers
with hanging

291
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:24,881
for looking at white women.

292
00:24:25,382 --> 00:24:26,703
Why would I want to be associated

293
00:24:26,758 --> 00:24:28,885
with an institution like that?

294
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:30,762
Look at him. High heels.

295
00:24:31,721 --> 00:24:33,140
They're Cuban heels.

296
00:24:33,348 --> 00:24:35,068
You wanna wear Cuban heels,
go live in Cuba.

297
00:24:35,600 --> 00:24:37,227
They have nothing to do with Castro.

298
00:24:37,310 --> 00:24:38,353
They're nigger shoes!

299
00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,980
- Pasqual!
- Don't "Pasqual" me.

300
00:24:40,063 --> 00:24:41,624
He looks like he just got off the boat!

301
00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:43,150
You already said that.

302
00:24:46,153 --> 00:24:47,529
That hurt!

303
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,219
Let me tell you something, my friend.

304
00:24:52,075 --> 00:24:55,412
One day, you and me,
we're going to tangle.

305
00:24:56,413 --> 00:24:57,998
Go ahead. Try it.

306
00:25:00,917 --> 00:25:02,169
You want me to try it?

307
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,332
You left and went to college,
now you're a tough guy?

308
00:25:04,713 --> 00:25:05,881
<i>I'll try it.</i>

309
00:25:06,047 --> 00:25:07,716
Stop it! Both of you!

310
00:25:09,134 --> 00:25:11,011
Don't make me use
my judo moves, man!

311
00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:12,429
I want to kill myself!

312
00:25:13,847 --> 00:25:15,390
My shirt!

313
00:25:42,959 --> 00:25:45,712
Be careful not to track any snow in.

314
00:25:45,795 --> 00:25:47,255
Hi, Grace.

315
00:25:48,840 --> 00:25:53,178
<i>I'm not content
to be with you in the daytime.</i>

316
00:25:55,805 --> 00:26:00,227
<i>Girl, I want to be with
you all of the time.</i>

317
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:01,561
Oh, hey.

318
00:26:02,979 --> 00:26:05,315
- I really like your dress.
- Thanks.

319
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:08,652
- Did you get it for Christmas?
- Yeah, from my mother.

320
00:26:09,319 --> 00:26:11,988
- It's nice.
- The music's neato.

321
00:26:13,323 --> 00:26:14,491
I'm going to check out the band.

322
00:26:14,574 --> 00:26:15,575
Great party.

323
00:26:15,825 --> 00:26:17,827
<i>All day and all of the night.</i>

324
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:22,749
<i>I believe that you and me last forever.</i>

325
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,630
<i>Oh, yeah, all day and nighttime yours.</i>

326
00:26:28,713 --> 00:26:30,215
<i>Leave</i> me never.

327
00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:38,181
<i>The only time I feel all right
is by your side.</i>

328
00:26:40,392 --> 00:26:44,813
<i>Girl, I want to be with you
all of the time.</i>

329
00:26:44,896 --> 00:26:47,107
<i>All day and all of the night.</i>

330
00:26:48,566 --> 00:26:50,860
<i>All day and all of the night.</i>

331
00:26:59,869 --> 00:27:01,913
It's too fucking cold. Let's go inside.

332
00:27:01,997 --> 00:27:03,832
Yeah. Okay.

333
00:27:05,125 --> 00:27:07,460
She may not be coming
back to school next year.

334
00:27:07,544 --> 00:27:10,797
Are you serious?
Where is she gonna go?

335
00:27:11,089 --> 00:27:13,216
- I don't know. Rutgers?
- Really?

336
00:27:13,383 --> 00:27:15,302
That grass seemed kind of weak.

337
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:23,101
You smoke a lot at Vassar?

338
00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:25,687
This guy from Harvard
I was dating, he did.

339
00:27:26,646 --> 00:27:27,897
Harvard?

340
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,109
The guy liked that place?

341
00:27:31,693 --> 00:27:34,029
I guess. He's an adjunct professor.

342
00:27:35,363 --> 00:27:36,573
Medieval Persian poetry.

343
00:27:42,912 --> 00:27:44,748
Your basement is cool.

344
00:27:46,541 --> 00:27:47,667
That.

345
00:27:48,251 --> 00:27:49,252
Yeah.

346
00:27:49,753 --> 00:27:52,672
So, what, you're not going out
with that guy anymore?

347
00:27:52,756 --> 00:27:53,923
The Persian guy?

348
00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:57,761
He's not Persian. That's not what I said.

349
00:28:06,853 --> 00:28:08,694
How come you never
talked to me in high school?

350
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,107
We talked.

351
00:28:12,025 --> 00:28:13,485
Miss Vogel's class?

352
00:28:13,943 --> 00:28:17,530
Once. You said something
about the pencil sharpener.

353
00:28:21,409 --> 00:28:22,577
I really liked you.

354
00:28:23,286 --> 00:28:24,746
- Yeah, I know.
- You knew that?

355
00:28:25,413 --> 00:28:26,414
Fucking Wells.

356
00:28:26,998 --> 00:28:28,625
He didn't say anything.

357
00:28:31,211 --> 00:28:32,670
You like Wells, don't you?

358
00:28:34,881 --> 00:28:37,300
My parents and his mother
belong to the club.

359
00:28:38,301 --> 00:28:39,886
Anyway, he likes this girl at Oberlin.

360
00:28:40,095 --> 00:28:41,721
But you like him, don't you?

361
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:43,556
He's funny. He makes me laugh.

362
00:28:47,977 --> 00:28:50,230
- You have a good voice.
- Pardon?

363
00:28:51,189 --> 00:28:54,234
Thanksgiving at Karen's house,
when you sang lead?

364
00:28:54,317 --> 00:28:57,112
The band sounded more soulful
than tonight.

365
00:28:59,030 --> 00:29:00,351
I hope that doesn't piss you off.

366
00:29:02,075 --> 00:29:03,326
Anyway, it's just my opinion.

367
00:29:07,664 --> 00:29:09,040
You guys don't have a name yet?

368
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:10,333
Wells' latest idea:

369
00:29:10,917 --> 00:29:13,253
He wants to call us the Lord Byrons.

370
00:29:17,340 --> 00:29:19,050
He's got a lot of say.

371
00:29:19,717 --> 00:29:24,722
He's an art genius,
trades off lead guitars, keyboards.

372
00:29:30,854 --> 00:29:32,021
Time is on your side.

373
00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:53,334
<i>If you are at home
when a surprise attack occurs,</i>

374
00:29:53,418 --> 00:29:55,503
<i>crawl beneath a table if it is very near.</i>

375
00:29:56,087 --> 00:29:58,631
<i>Or drop to the ï¬‚oor
with your back to the window.</i>

376
00:30:05,096 --> 00:30:07,849
<i>The immediate danger
is over in about a minute.</i>

377
00:30:08,224 --> 00:30:10,602
<i>The ball is moving! Five! Four!</i>

378
00:30:11,102 --> 00:30:14,230
<i>Three! Two! One!</i>

379
00:30:15,565 --> 00:30:17,859
Happy New Year!

380
00:30:29,537 --> 00:30:32,790
He won't even call me!

381
00:30:33,082 --> 00:30:35,793
I'm so sorry. Let's go upstairs.

382
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:38,671
He won't even call me!

383
00:30:43,760 --> 00:30:45,261
You're gonna be all right.

384
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:09,118
<i>Submitted for your approval,</i>

385
00:31:09,202 --> 00:31:10,745
<i>one Max Phillips.</i>

386
00:31:10,954 --> 00:31:13,665
<i>A slightly worse-for-wear maker of book</i>

387
00:31:13,957 --> 00:31:15,625
<i>who is soon to discover that man is</i>

388
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,086
<i>not as wise as he thinks, said lesson</i>

389
00:31:18,294 --> 00:31:20,088
<i>to be learned in the Twilight Zone.</i>

390
00:31:51,661 --> 00:31:53,781
Grace went to the Little Falls diner
with some people.

391
00:31:54,247 --> 00:31:55,999
I was just looking for a bathroom.

392
00:31:56,541 --> 00:31:58,418
Could you help me with this?

393
00:32:11,681 --> 00:32:13,182
Robert Johnson.

394
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:16,269
I so dig Chicago blues.

395
00:32:16,352 --> 00:32:18,354
That's all we played
during Freedom Summer.

396
00:32:18,438 --> 00:32:21,316
Delta blues. Chicago's electric.

397
00:32:22,650 --> 00:32:24,652
- You were down there?
- Voter registration.

398
00:32:25,278 --> 00:32:26,404
Cool.

399
00:32:30,074 --> 00:32:33,077
Did she say who she was
going to the diner with?

400
00:32:34,704 --> 00:32:36,372
Would you like to watch my sister eat?

401
00:32:36,706 --> 00:32:37,874
No.

402
00:32:40,376 --> 00:32:41,878
I don't get it.

403
00:32:42,712 --> 00:32:44,672
How come the English
knew all about the blues

404
00:32:44,756 --> 00:32:46,132
and we didn't?

405
00:32:46,215 --> 00:32:48,384
Yet it's been right here
under our nose the whole time.

406
00:32:50,386 --> 00:32:51,846
I've seen Gracie make a poop,

407
00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:53,473
if that holds any interest for you.

408
00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,145
Lead Belly.

409
00:33:03,066 --> 00:33:05,109
"Jump down, turn around,
pick a bale of cotton."

410
00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,236
We sang this stuff in elementary school.

411
00:33:07,904 --> 00:33:10,031
Huddie Ledbetter and Lead
Belly were the same person?

412
00:33:15,203 --> 00:33:16,704
I'm moving. The Village.

413
00:33:21,084 --> 00:33:22,210
This is a series on Dad.

414
00:33:24,420 --> 00:33:26,005
This paint

415
00:33:26,839 --> 00:33:30,385
represents his blood
by way of whiskey sours.

416
00:33:31,803 --> 00:33:32,887
His summer favorite.

417
00:33:34,639 --> 00:33:35,932
Yeah.

418
00:33:41,979 --> 00:33:43,356
<i>This is Murray the K.</i>

419
00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:47,443
<i>This meeting of the Swinging
Soiree is now in session!</i>

420
00:33:53,366 --> 00:33:54,492
Look.

421
00:34:13,302 --> 00:34:15,096
What the hell is that?

422
00:34:15,179 --> 00:34:16,180
It's a UFO.

423
00:34:16,556 --> 00:34:19,308
It can't be a UFO.
It's completely stationary.

424
00:34:21,394 --> 00:34:23,146
It's a three.

425
00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,315
It's an omen.

426
00:34:26,816 --> 00:34:28,317
No, it's an S.

427
00:34:28,401 --> 00:34:30,111
He's right. It looks like an S.

428
00:34:31,195 --> 00:34:32,780
It's an S and a three.

429
00:34:35,408 --> 00:34:38,077
It means success for the three of us!

430
00:34:39,495 --> 00:34:41,330
Holy fucking shit!

431
00:34:46,836 --> 00:34:49,464
<i>I've rolled and I tumbled.</i>

432
00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:52,341
<i>I cried the whole night long.</i>

433
00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:59,348
<i>I got up this morning.</i>

434
00:34:59,557 --> 00:35:02,685
<i>Feelin' that something gone wrong.</i>

435
00:35:15,448 --> 00:35:17,200
The band sounds good.

436
00:35:21,037 --> 00:35:23,039
Which do you think is better?

437
00:35:23,915 --> 00:35:26,459
Our songs that are more bluesy

438
00:35:27,210 --> 00:35:29,045
or more melodic?

439
00:35:38,221 --> 00:35:40,223
When you sing with Gene,

440
00:35:40,723 --> 00:35:45,269
your voice seems
to make the songs work.

441
00:35:57,698 --> 00:36:00,284
So, your sister...

442
00:36:02,036 --> 00:36:03,788
She's so outrageous.

443
00:36:07,333 --> 00:36:10,336
I know you look up to her and all,

444
00:36:11,546 --> 00:36:14,131
but I don't think
you think it's going so good.

445
00:36:28,521 --> 00:36:34,277
<i>Well, baby, I ain't gonna
eat out my heart anymore.</i>

446
00:36:34,694 --> 00:36:38,531
<i>I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymore.</i>

447
00:36:52,837 --> 00:36:55,172
It's time to chip in, cut the demo.

448
00:36:55,256 --> 00:36:57,383
I can't believe it costs
200 fucking dollars.

449
00:36:57,466 --> 00:37:00,219
If we're not ready for the studio now,
we never will be.

450
00:37:00,303 --> 00:37:02,889
Man, that is such a cliche.

451
00:37:03,431 --> 00:37:05,141
Why do people say that?

452
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:08,686
Whether or not one is ready
at any given point in time

453
00:37:08,769 --> 00:37:10,229
has nothing to do

454
00:37:10,313 --> 00:37:11,689
phenomenologically with

455
00:37:11,772 --> 00:37:14,066
whether one might be
increasingly ready later.

456
00:37:14,942 --> 00:37:17,236
Maybe we could be more ready.

457
00:37:17,320 --> 00:37:18,905
Maybe Van Gogh wasn't ready
to cut off his ear

458
00:37:18,988 --> 00:37:19,989
and if he'd waited...

459
00:37:20,156 --> 00:37:21,991
I think I can sing that song better.

460
00:37:23,492 --> 00:37:24,702
What?

461
00:37:28,414 --> 00:37:30,416
I think I can sing that song
better than you.

462
00:37:35,546 --> 00:37:37,340
Actually, I agree.

463
00:37:38,716 --> 00:37:40,676
Actually, I think that goes
for most of our songs.

464
00:37:40,718 --> 00:37:43,387
Look, man,
the session's costing us $200.

465
00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:47,642
He's got a better voice than you. Sorry.

466
00:37:51,437 --> 00:37:53,147
He can lay down drums
on a separate track.

467
00:37:53,230 --> 00:37:54,815
All of a sudden you care about money?

468
00:37:54,899 --> 00:37:56,692
You don't even have to work.

469
00:37:58,027 --> 00:37:59,528
And you never bought
one fucking guitar pick

470
00:37:59,612 --> 00:38:01,614
- for this band.
- You are uptight!

471
00:38:01,864 --> 00:38:03,699
We're talking about Damiano
singing lead,

472
00:38:03,783 --> 00:38:06,160
not about familial wealth.

473
00:38:06,661 --> 00:38:08,412
I don't really see the logic.

474
00:38:13,709 --> 00:38:14,835
Okay.

475
00:38:23,302 --> 00:38:25,179
Nah, it's not okay.

476
00:38:26,305 --> 00:38:28,506
I don't want to do this demo
if it's just gonna be shit.

477
00:38:35,398 --> 00:38:36,691
Not shit.

478
00:38:38,192 --> 00:38:39,276
You know what I mean.

479
00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:54,917
Hello?

480
00:38:56,002 --> 00:38:57,003
Hi.

481
00:38:58,337 --> 00:38:59,588
Hey.

482
00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:09,473
- How's your cellar?
- What?

483
00:39:15,646 --> 00:39:18,524
The other night, you said
your cellar was flooded.

484
00:39:23,362 --> 00:39:24,613
<i>Oh, yeah.</i>

485
00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:55,311
All right, let's stop.
Take it from the top.

486
00:40:16,332 --> 00:40:18,250
<i>Yeah!</i>

487
00:40:18,918 --> 00:40:21,712
<i>You can get any man you want going.</i>

488
00:40:21,796 --> 00:40:22,922
<i>And you do it.</i>

489
00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:26,217
<i>And don't say
you don't know that you do.</i>

490
00:40:28,552 --> 00:40:34,683
<i>Well, baby, I ain't gonna
eat out my heart anymore.</i>

491
00:40:35,684 --> 00:40:37,311
<i>So quit it.</i>

492
00:40:40,356 --> 00:40:44,193
<i>I love you, I love you I do, girl.</i>

493
00:40:45,152 --> 00:40:48,656
<i>But you ain't gonna cheat on me.</i>

494
00:40:49,824 --> 00:40:53,077
<i>I need you, I need you I do, girl.</i>

495
00:40:53,536 --> 00:41:00,417
<i>Choose, is it him or me?</i>

496
00:41:02,920 --> 00:41:04,964
<i>Yeah!</i>

497
00:41:05,589 --> 00:41:07,716
<i>You better watch your step or, girl</i>

498
00:41:07,883 --> 00:41:10,553
I thought the tall kid
was gonna sing backup.

499
00:41:15,141 --> 00:41:21,230
<i>Well, baby, I ain't gonna
eat out my heart anymore.</i>

500
00:41:21,564 --> 00:41:25,609
<i>I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymore.</i>

501
00:41:26,277 --> 00:41:30,698
<i>I ain't gonna eat out my heart anymore.</i>

502
00:41:32,324 --> 00:41:33,701
Got to admit, that's pretty good.

503
00:41:34,493 --> 00:41:36,162
Did you hear the A side
where I sang the lead

504
00:41:36,245 --> 00:41:37,705
on the Arthur "Big Boy" Crudup tune?

505
00:41:37,788 --> 00:41:38,873
Yeah.

506
00:41:39,665 --> 00:41:42,084
I didn't like that as much.

507
00:41:43,627 --> 00:41:45,296
Hey.

508
00:41:45,379 --> 00:41:47,256
Yo, Schindewulf!

509
00:41:47,464 --> 00:41:50,426
<i>Have you seen the
Return of the Magnificent Seven?</i>

510
00:41:50,509 --> 00:41:53,220
- Guillermo!
- Eugenio!

511
00:41:55,014 --> 00:41:56,515
- Dave Smith.
- Hey, Billy.

512
00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:58,684
I was saying, where are you stationed?

513
00:41:58,767 --> 00:42:01,270
The Da Nang sector.
I can't divulge the base location.

514
00:42:01,437 --> 00:42:03,314
Hey, somebody said that
you were in the Marine Band

515
00:42:03,397 --> 00:42:04,607
down at the White House.

516
00:42:04,690 --> 00:42:06,525
I tested out to D.M. school.

517
00:42:06,609 --> 00:42:08,485
- You don't play drums anymore?
- No.

518
00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:10,905
What's D.M. school?

519
00:42:10,988 --> 00:42:12,823
I got a scholarship to BM. school.

520
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:16,327
I produce such immense logs.

521
00:42:20,831 --> 00:42:23,459
Distinguished Marksman. I'm a sniper.

522
00:42:25,252 --> 00:42:27,838
Remington model 700, 7.62 millimeter.

523
00:42:27,922 --> 00:42:29,256
All right.

524
00:42:31,383 --> 00:42:32,718
You kill guys with that thing?

525
00:43:10,089 --> 00:43:12,341
<i>Have you forgotten your old friend?</i>

526
00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:14,927
<i>I told you we were closed.</i>

527
00:43:15,010 --> 00:43:16,804
<i>I'm Hank Quinlan.</i>

528
00:43:19,223 --> 00:43:21,558
<i>I didn't recognize you.</i>

529
00:43:22,017 --> 00:43:24,436
<i>You should lay off those candy bars.</i>

530
00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,732
<i>It's either the candy or the hooch.</i>

531
00:43:29,858 --> 00:43:33,404
<i>I must say, I wish it was your chili
I was getting fat on.</i>

532
00:43:34,780 --> 00:43:37,241
<i>Anyway, you're sure looking good.</i>

533
00:43:38,409 --> 00:43:39,952
<i>You're a mess, honey.</i>

534
00:43:40,369 --> 00:43:41,578
<i>Yeah.</i>

535
00:43:42,705 --> 00:43:45,708
<i>That pianola
sure brings back memories.</i>

536
00:44:16,905 --> 00:44:18,782
Look at this fucking guy.

537
00:44:19,366 --> 00:44:20,617
Fore!

538
00:44:23,287 --> 00:44:25,289
Now that's some funny shit, man.

539
00:44:25,706 --> 00:44:26,957
Look at this guy.

540
00:44:29,585 --> 00:44:33,922
Watching Dr. King on the TV, leading
that march in Chicago?

541
00:44:35,257 --> 00:44:37,426
- Did you see that, Leon?
- Shit, yeah.

542
00:44:37,634 --> 00:44:39,386
They threw stones at him.

543
00:44:39,928 --> 00:44:41,055
Damn!

544
00:44:42,598 --> 00:44:44,558
It was hard to get up
and come to work today.

545
00:44:45,059 --> 00:44:46,935
Had those bullfrogs on your mind.

546
00:44:47,728 --> 00:44:48,729
What?

547
00:44:48,937 --> 00:44:52,900
"Woke up this morning,
had those bullfrogs on my mind."

548
00:44:54,276 --> 00:44:56,612
- I don't follow you.
- Blind Willie McTell.

549
00:45:02,618 --> 00:45:04,078
When you're singing the blues,

550
00:45:05,954 --> 00:45:08,123
the lyric line often starts,

551
00:45:08,207 --> 00:45:09,792
"Woke up this morning."

552
00:45:09,875 --> 00:45:12,836
Then life just comes
and fucks you over, right?

553
00:45:13,629 --> 00:45:16,590
I don't sing blues.
I'm a deacon at my church.

554
00:45:18,634 --> 00:45:21,053
Like that Son House tune, man.

555
00:45:21,303 --> 00:45:24,223
"Woke up this morning,
had those Statesboro blues."

556
00:45:24,306 --> 00:45:26,226
"Looked over in the corner,
sister had 'em, too."

557
00:45:26,266 --> 00:45:28,435
You want to hear some gorgeous blues

558
00:45:28,519 --> 00:45:31,814
you need to listen
to Duke Ellington or Tony Bennett.

559
00:45:32,106 --> 00:45:35,067
Tony Bennett? He's Italian.

560
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:41,323
What kind of movie is this?

561
00:45:42,658 --> 00:45:44,034
Nothing happens.

562
00:45:45,327 --> 00:45:47,871
And there's no orchestra to tell you,

563
00:45:47,955 --> 00:45:50,749
like, "Watch out,
this guy's going to get killed."

564
00:46:02,553 --> 00:46:04,680
I think the trees are the music.

565
00:47:21,256 --> 00:47:22,799
Capezios.

566
00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:24,551
Neat.

567
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,472
Pas de bourree.

568
00:47:30,307 --> 00:47:31,517
Plie.

569
00:47:33,352 --> 00:47:34,895
My little swan.

570
00:47:34,978 --> 00:47:37,147
Here, Dad. For you.

571
00:47:37,231 --> 00:47:39,858
I told you I wasn't giving you
anything for Christmas,

572
00:47:39,942 --> 00:47:41,382
and I didn't want anything from you.

573
00:47:45,531 --> 00:47:47,282
He's quitting college.

574
00:47:47,491 --> 00:47:49,076
So I told him I wasn't
getting him anything

575
00:47:49,159 --> 00:47:50,619
and I didn't want anything from him.

576
00:47:50,702 --> 00:47:51,703
Oh, Pat.

577
00:47:51,787 --> 00:47:54,122
I need to devote my full time
to the band.

578
00:47:56,458 --> 00:47:58,168
Christmas. Big deal.

579
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:00,712
It's Jesus' birthday!

580
00:48:00,796 --> 00:48:03,966
He's probably blowing out the
candles right now in Vietnam,

581
00:48:04,049 --> 00:48:07,094
plus the lives of about 40,000 children.

582
00:48:07,177 --> 00:48:09,137
Don't talk like that.

583
00:48:09,263 --> 00:48:10,973
You don't like it, go live in Red China.

584
00:48:11,056 --> 00:48:12,976
I went down to Newark
for the pastries for today.

585
00:48:13,225 --> 00:48:15,060
The Fabias got a new
colored housing project

586
00:48:15,143 --> 00:48:16,464
going up right across the street.

587
00:48:16,603 --> 00:48:17,896
Nobody built free housing

588
00:48:17,980 --> 00:48:19,460
for the Italians when we had nothing.

589
00:48:20,399 --> 00:48:21,775
All Mama and Papa gave
each of us for Christmas

590
00:48:21,858 --> 00:48:23,360
was a navel orange.

591
00:48:23,527 --> 00:48:24,861
That's all they could afford.

592
00:48:27,322 --> 00:48:29,199
What I want to know,
Douglas MacArthur,

593
00:48:29,283 --> 00:48:30,492
what are you gonna do about the draft

594
00:48:30,576 --> 00:48:31,702
without a student deferment?

595
00:48:31,785 --> 00:48:32,911
What are you gonna do,
tiptoe through the tulips

596
00:48:32,995 --> 00:48:34,195
down there at the draft board?

597
00:48:34,663 --> 00:48:36,582
He's going to loaf
with that Eugene Gaunt.

598
00:48:36,665 --> 00:48:39,501
Yeah, well, Mom, you wouldn't
understand being in a band.

599
00:48:39,626 --> 00:48:40,711
That's my true family.

600
00:48:50,220 --> 00:48:51,930
Your true family, there,
they're gonna pay

601
00:48:52,014 --> 00:48:53,599
your enormous food bills, I assume.

602
00:48:57,477 --> 00:48:59,146
I told you I'm going to get a job.

603
00:48:59,229 --> 00:49:01,023
Doing what?
Ditch digger and philosopher

604
00:49:01,106 --> 00:49:02,107
the rest of your life?

605
00:49:02,441 --> 00:49:03,609
Just till we make it.

606
00:49:03,692 --> 00:49:05,412
Let me call The <i>Red</i>
Skelton Show right away.

607
00:49:05,527 --> 00:49:07,847
Make sure they got a dressing
room stocked with delicacies.

608
00:49:10,115 --> 00:49:12,159
You're so hung up on this, man.

609
00:49:12,242 --> 00:49:13,843
Why don't you just hire me at the store?

610
00:49:13,910 --> 00:49:14,911
Looking like that?

611
00:49:14,995 --> 00:49:17,039
You look like you just got off the boat!

612
00:49:18,498 --> 00:49:19,958
Dougie, come on, your dinner!

613
00:49:20,042 --> 00:49:21,126
Why bother feeding him?

614
00:49:21,209 --> 00:49:24,087
He's cannon fodder
for the Army in Vietnam!

615
00:49:36,600 --> 00:49:38,602
I know you already have it,

616
00:49:39,061 --> 00:49:42,481
but you said that Joy
always steals your records

617
00:49:42,564 --> 00:49:44,608
and gets paint
and cream cheese on them.

618
00:49:51,531 --> 00:49:52,741
I love you.

619
00:49:53,033 --> 00:49:54,076
I love you.

620
00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:02,417
Happy New Year.

621
00:50:07,923 --> 00:50:10,884
Movie, Long Island champagne,

622
00:50:10,967 --> 00:50:12,260
heater, if we need it.

623
00:50:13,470 --> 00:50:16,098
This is better than our own little house.

624
00:50:21,937 --> 00:50:23,897
<i>When you find this Mr. Perfect,</i>

625
00:50:23,980 --> 00:50:25,220
<i>does he get some kind of award?</i>

626
00:50:41,748 --> 00:50:44,876
The thing is, with this apartment now,

627
00:50:44,960 --> 00:50:46,920
I'm going to need bread to pay rent.

628
00:50:49,214 --> 00:50:51,007
Grace was saying that

629
00:50:51,258 --> 00:50:54,386
their milkman's nephew
has this band that plays

630
00:50:54,594 --> 00:50:56,722
at this bar down in Asbury.

631
00:50:56,972 --> 00:50:59,975
The Jersey shore
is all Four Seasons people.

632
00:51:00,058 --> 00:51:01,643
They wouldn't understand what we do.

633
00:51:01,768 --> 00:51:03,228
More and more greasers nowadays

634
00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:04,646
are not combing it back.

635
00:51:05,063 --> 00:51:06,231
Grace was saying that...

636
00:51:06,314 --> 00:51:09,317
Look, man, there's something
I need to rap with you about.

637
00:51:09,401 --> 00:51:10,527
They should really put more than

638
00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:12,320
one of these fat blobs in each can.

639
00:51:12,863 --> 00:51:15,407
Yeah, that's definitely where
it's at with baked beans.

640
00:51:15,490 --> 00:51:18,285
On the other hand,
it's a treat to wait for it.

641
00:51:18,368 --> 00:51:19,745
The beans themselves are pretty boring.

642
00:51:19,828 --> 00:51:21,079
Yeah, okay.

643
00:51:23,665 --> 00:51:24,750
Look.

644
00:51:25,834 --> 00:51:27,085
The summer after high school,

645
00:51:27,169 --> 00:51:29,838
actually, right through that year,

646
00:51:30,338 --> 00:51:31,631
Grace Deitz was blowing me.

647
00:51:37,345 --> 00:51:39,681
She used to blow De Souza, too.

648
00:51:40,515 --> 00:51:42,058
I know this for a fact.

649
00:51:44,352 --> 00:51:45,395
Did he fuck her?

650
00:51:46,855 --> 00:51:47,939
I don't know.

651
00:51:48,356 --> 00:51:50,233
But anyway,

652
00:51:50,609 --> 00:51:52,444
getting back to me,

653
00:51:53,111 --> 00:51:57,866
I didn't fuck her.
But she did blow me regularly.

654
00:51:58,283 --> 00:52:00,535
And I thought you should know because,

655
00:52:00,619 --> 00:52:04,164
A, in the future, we'll face
a lot of stresses and strains

656
00:52:04,247 --> 00:52:08,710
what with magazine shoots,
press conferences, etcetera.

657
00:52:08,877 --> 00:52:12,088
Look, man, she's stone free
to do as she please.

658
00:52:13,048 --> 00:52:14,090
<i>Exactamente.</i>

659
00:52:14,591 --> 00:52:18,345
Especially concerning
outdated sexual mores.

660
00:52:34,402 --> 00:52:37,155
There's one more piece of fat.

661
00:52:39,241 --> 00:52:40,909
<i>Gracias, man.</i>

662
00:52:42,035 --> 00:52:45,163
Look, this had to be done,
me telling you this.

663
00:52:45,455 --> 00:52:46,623
For the good of the band.

664
00:52:47,749 --> 00:52:51,211
Better you found out now
than after we made it.

665
00:52:52,254 --> 00:52:55,340
The last thing we need
is an Anita problem

666
00:52:55,423 --> 00:52:58,093
like you hear about with Keith and Brian.

667
00:52:59,553 --> 00:53:01,012
He's my best friend.

668
00:53:01,263 --> 00:53:02,703
Some best friend who tells you that.

669
00:53:02,764 --> 00:53:03,765
So it is significant.

670
00:53:04,015 --> 00:53:06,518
A minute ago,
it was just part of the sexual revolution.

671
00:53:06,601 --> 00:53:08,854
Right. Things have really changed.

672
00:53:08,937 --> 00:53:12,065
Yeah, I know. I'm cool.
Now things have changed.

673
00:53:12,148 --> 00:53:13,733
But you were blowing him in late '64,

674
00:53:13,817 --> 00:53:14,901
which by my calculations

675
00:53:15,026 --> 00:53:17,279
means that Christmas break
party at your house.

676
00:53:17,362 --> 00:53:18,905
Nobody in Hancock was rapping about

677
00:53:18,989 --> 00:53:20,699
any fucking sexual revolution then.

678
00:53:21,199 --> 00:53:22,534
You know that as well as I.

679
00:53:22,617 --> 00:53:23,660
You must have blown him
the night you told me

680
00:53:23,743 --> 00:53:24,744
time was on my side.

681
00:53:26,788 --> 00:53:28,498
He's trying to drive a wedge between us

682
00:53:28,582 --> 00:53:30,375
because I give you
my opinions on the band.

683
00:53:30,458 --> 00:53:31,710
Holy fuck! I'm right!

684
00:53:31,793 --> 00:53:32,919
It was a long time ago,

685
00:53:33,128 --> 00:53:35,630
and, frankly, it's none of your business.

686
00:53:35,714 --> 00:53:37,132
You blew De Souza, too, didn't you?

687
00:53:37,257 --> 00:53:38,897
- I know this for a fact.
- Fuck you, man.

688
00:53:39,593 --> 00:53:41,511
How am I supposed to not think
about that when we're kissing?

689
00:53:41,595 --> 00:53:43,388
I don't know! Think of toothpaste!

690
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,057
You had intercourse with my sister.

691
00:53:46,141 --> 00:53:48,310
I could've freaked out over that,
but we weren't together then.

692
00:53:48,393 --> 00:53:50,186
I didn't have intercourse with your sister.

693
00:53:50,270 --> 00:53:52,022
You're a liar.
Why would she make it up?

694
00:53:52,105 --> 00:53:53,106
She's insane?

695
00:53:53,940 --> 00:53:56,067
Don't you call her insane.

696
00:53:56,151 --> 00:53:57,512
You were up in her room, drinking.

697
00:53:57,569 --> 00:53:58,969
You didn't go in there to ball her?

698
00:54:01,656 --> 00:54:04,242
No. You're fucking amazing.

699
00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:06,202
High school, it's the jocks you go after.

700
00:54:06,286 --> 00:54:07,829
Then Wells, 'cause he's lead guitar,

701
00:54:07,913 --> 00:54:09,581
and now me, 'cause I'm lead singer.

702
00:54:14,210 --> 00:54:15,337
Is that what you think?

703
00:54:16,379 --> 00:54:17,380
That's your M.O.

704
00:54:18,506 --> 00:54:19,716
I believe in you.

705
00:54:24,346 --> 00:54:25,347
God...

706
00:54:26,014 --> 00:54:28,975
What was I thinking?
You're a small person.

707
00:54:30,518 --> 00:54:32,646
You were in high school,
and you still are.

708
00:54:32,729 --> 00:54:34,230
Exactly! High school.

709
00:54:34,314 --> 00:54:36,399
Once a conceited bitch,
always a conceited bitch.

710
00:54:39,694 --> 00:54:42,030
I thought we were best friends.

711
00:54:49,162 --> 00:54:50,842
Look, he told you
for the good of the band.

712
00:54:52,332 --> 00:54:54,834
I want to leave this fucking world.

713
00:54:54,918 --> 00:54:56,836
Fucking A, man!

714
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,560
Dave Smith gets signed
to Elektra Records.

715
00:54:59,923 --> 00:55:01,257
Dave's writing original songs.

716
00:55:01,383 --> 00:55:02,384
Really?

717
00:55:02,926 --> 00:55:04,928
I keep telling you guys! Andrew Oldham!

718
00:55:05,303 --> 00:55:07,472
The Stones, he locked them in a room...

719
00:55:07,555 --> 00:55:09,635
And got Jagger and Richards
to write their own songs.

720
00:55:09,683 --> 00:55:11,123
Doing covers is a thing of the past.

721
00:55:11,184 --> 00:55:12,602
Except, they had two huge hits.

722
00:55:12,978 --> 00:55:16,189
<i>Not Fade Away,</i> Buddy <i>Holly.
It's All Over Now...</i>

723
00:55:16,856 --> 00:55:19,401
Two hits? I need this to be my career.

724
00:55:22,404 --> 00:55:23,405
Shame on you, man.

725
00:55:24,030 --> 00:55:26,491
Need is like peasants
starving in Southeast Asia.

726
00:55:26,741 --> 00:55:28,326
Nobody needs a career!

727
00:55:28,785 --> 00:55:31,037
I think we should all
move to the East Village,

728
00:55:31,121 --> 00:55:32,747
get an apartment there.

729
00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:36,251
Corky Curto went to the
East Village the other night.

730
00:55:36,334 --> 00:55:38,920
Sees a guy beating his dog
to death with a baseball bat.

731
00:55:39,004 --> 00:55:40,255
Corky goes over to intervene.

732
00:55:40,672 --> 00:55:41,881
The dog was a rat!

733
00:55:42,090 --> 00:55:44,384
There's a music scene there, not here.

734
00:55:51,558 --> 00:55:52,684
Look, I don't want to lord this over you,

735
00:55:52,767 --> 00:55:54,352
but I've been, like, the main
music figure in this town

736
00:55:54,436 --> 00:55:55,437
since high school.

737
00:55:55,520 --> 00:55:56,688
I feel like I owe it
to the people to remain...

738
00:55:56,771 --> 00:55:58,815
What the fuck are you two doing?

739
00:56:03,820 --> 00:56:05,196
I feel like I owe it to the people

740
00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,115
to remain loyal to our roots.

741
00:56:07,657 --> 00:56:09,743
Celebrity has responsibilities.

742
00:56:14,289 --> 00:56:16,041
<i>In June, 1967,</i>

743
00:56:16,124 --> 00:56:17,250
<i>The Beatles released.</i>

744
00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:19,627
Sergeant Pepper's
Lonely Hearts Club Band.

745
00:56:19,711 --> 00:56:22,505
Dominic, I'd like you
to meet my son, Orlando.

746
00:56:22,839 --> 00:56:25,592
Pleasure to meet you, son.
We're all proud of you.

747
00:56:26,051 --> 00:56:27,510
<i>That summer is known to history</i>

748
00:56:27,594 --> 00:56:29,471
<i>as the Summer of Love.</i>

749
00:56:47,781 --> 00:56:49,491
I got cancer.

750
00:56:53,203 --> 00:56:55,497
Mycosis fungoides.

751
00:56:56,498 --> 00:56:57,999
That's what he called it.

752
00:56:59,667 --> 00:57:04,172
Looks like psoriasis,
but it moves to the lymph glands.

753
00:57:10,303 --> 00:57:11,679
What's going to happen?

754
00:57:11,763 --> 00:57:13,890
Could be a year or two.

755
00:57:19,479 --> 00:57:22,482
I started writing some lyrics.

756
00:57:29,447 --> 00:57:31,991
I've been messing with this progression.

757
00:57:44,212 --> 00:57:46,714
It's a little more McGuinn-ish
than what we usually do.

758
00:57:54,931 --> 00:57:56,558
That's right. There.

759
00:57:59,602 --> 00:58:02,230
<i>I had the cards close to my vest.</i>

760
00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,607
<i>When the table got kicked over.</i>

761
00:58:05,608 --> 00:58:07,110
<i>It's what you wanted.</i>

762
00:58:07,193 --> 00:58:10,613
<i>Though you thought nothing
and said even less.</i>

763
00:58:11,781 --> 00:58:14,117
<i>And now even your carrier pigeons.</i>

764
00:58:14,200 --> 00:58:17,203
<i>Have been picked off by the vultures.</i>

765
00:58:18,454 --> 00:58:23,293
<i>There's only one thing
left for you to confess.</i>

766
00:58:23,459 --> 00:58:24,919
Last chorus. Here we go.

767
00:58:25,295 --> 00:58:29,966
<i>Am I still penciled in on your calendar.</i>

768
00:58:30,967 --> 00:58:32,760
<i>Am I still the late night call.</i>

769
00:58:32,844 --> 00:58:35,972
<i>When you've got nothing to say.</i>

770
00:58:37,307 --> 00:58:42,312
<i>I know it's New Year's Eve
And you say you love me.</i>

771
00:58:46,482 --> 00:58:48,818
<i>Last lover standing.</i>

772
00:58:49,194 --> 00:58:51,112
In minor C this time.

773
00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:53,823
<i>Last lover standing.</i>

774
00:58:54,991 --> 00:58:58,328
<i>Who'll be the last lover standing.</i>

775
00:58:58,995 --> 00:59:00,663
<i>On Saint Valentine's.</i>

776
00:59:01,831 --> 00:59:04,167
<i>Day.</i>

777
00:59:20,225 --> 00:59:21,643
You really wrote that?

778
00:59:22,852 --> 00:59:24,729
It sounds like an actual song.

779
00:59:30,026 --> 00:59:31,903
What'd you think, Eugenio?

780
00:59:33,529 --> 00:59:34,948
It was okay, I guess.

781
00:59:36,991 --> 00:59:40,245
What about the other one? Sniper?

782
00:59:41,704 --> 00:59:42,997
It's about the war.

783
00:59:43,498 --> 00:59:45,541
How Schindewulf's old man
made him join up.

784
00:59:45,792 --> 00:59:47,710
It's like a protest song?

785
00:59:47,961 --> 00:59:49,545
It sucks.

786
00:59:55,426 --> 00:59:56,678
Later, alligator.

787
01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:08,690
Jesus Christ on the cross!

788
01:00:10,316 --> 01:00:12,318
These openings are a tight squeeze.

789
01:00:12,402 --> 01:00:13,736
Bullshit!

790
01:00:17,365 --> 01:00:19,575
I told you not to let her
drive any of the vehicles.

791
01:00:20,576 --> 01:00:22,745
She comes out from the city,
pilfers all our

792
01:00:22,829 --> 01:00:24,372
toilet paper and provisions,

793
01:00:24,455 --> 01:00:26,165
and shears off a goddamn mirror?

794
01:00:26,332 --> 01:00:27,667
She must be doing it on purpose!

795
01:00:27,792 --> 01:00:28,876
Why would she do that?

796
01:00:31,963 --> 01:00:33,631
And what's with wearing the plastic

797
01:00:33,715 --> 01:00:34,882
lemon juice applicators?

798
01:00:35,800 --> 01:00:38,594
I don't know, Dad.
ReaLemon is one of your sponsors.

799
01:00:39,053 --> 01:00:40,555
Is your sister taking this LSD?

800
01:00:43,933 --> 01:00:45,310
You better come clean right now.

801
01:00:47,103 --> 01:00:48,146
No.

802
01:01:14,172 --> 01:01:15,840
This is Emile.

803
01:01:17,967 --> 01:01:18,968
What the hell is this?

804
01:01:20,136 --> 01:01:22,263
Yeah, that keeps happening.

805
01:01:24,098 --> 01:01:25,350
It's my strabismus.

806
01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:28,353
What are you talking about?
You're not cross-eyed.

807
01:01:28,436 --> 01:01:30,037
Well, how come
I keep seeing double then?

808
01:01:30,938 --> 01:01:32,857
Or quadruple if I want to?

809
01:01:34,942 --> 01:01:36,342
You walk barefoot in New York City?

810
01:01:37,528 --> 01:01:41,324
Walking on gobs and chewing
gum and God knows what?

811
01:01:44,285 --> 01:01:47,121
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

812
01:01:47,205 --> 01:01:50,166
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

813
01:01:50,249 --> 01:01:53,127
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

814
01:01:53,211 --> 01:01:56,047
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

815
01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:58,925
<i>With a heave and a ho.</i>

816
01:01:59,008 --> 01:02:02,011
<i>But I just couldn't let her go.</i>

817
01:02:19,862 --> 01:02:22,949
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

818
01:02:23,032 --> 01:02:25,910
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

819
01:02:25,993 --> 01:02:28,830
<i>Train kept a-rollin' all night long.</i>

820
01:02:31,749 --> 01:02:33,584
<i>The fireworks display is tomorrow night</i>

821
01:02:33,668 --> 01:02:35,628
<i>for the parents. Fuck that!</i>

822
01:02:36,129 --> 01:02:39,465
Watch your language!
There's young children present!

823
01:02:40,133 --> 01:02:42,009
Keep it going, Mr. Drummer Man!

824
01:02:42,844 --> 01:02:45,680
<i>Compliments of the capitalist
pigs at Lackawanna Railroad.</i>

825
01:02:46,597 --> 01:02:49,058
<i>Why shouldn't we have a little
patriotic taste of our own?</i>

826
01:02:53,729 --> 01:02:57,066
<i>O, say can you dig it?</i>

827
01:03:06,617 --> 01:03:09,620
Magnesium! I've been horribly burned!

828
01:03:10,329 --> 01:03:11,414
Do it again!

829
01:03:17,712 --> 01:03:18,963
He's asleep, boys.

830
01:03:19,255 --> 01:03:21,340
It's band business, Mrs. Gaunt.

831
01:03:22,550 --> 01:03:23,843
I'll go see.

832
01:03:30,057 --> 01:03:33,019
Listen, man, you got to tell him
he's out of the band. I can't do it.

833
01:03:34,020 --> 01:03:35,229
It was your idea!

834
01:03:35,313 --> 01:03:38,065
This cat first taught me
the key of E, man!

835
01:03:39,066 --> 01:03:41,652
- Wells!
- You'll be better at it!

836
01:03:43,779 --> 01:03:46,157
<i>Submitted for your approval,</i>

837
01:03:46,240 --> 01:03:47,658
<i>Douglas Damiano.</i>

838
01:03:48,117 --> 01:03:51,496
A shy, retiring sort, it turns
out he, of all those involved

839
01:03:51,579 --> 01:03:53,915
has what it takes for success in music.

840
01:03:54,916 --> 01:03:57,293
He can plunge the knife
in his best friend's back.

841
01:03:58,419 --> 01:03:59,962
Lento told me I had absolutely

842
01:04:00,046 --> 01:04:01,686
done the right thing in taking over lead.

843
01:04:01,714 --> 01:04:02,715
Fine.

844
01:04:03,674 --> 01:04:05,955
We want to write originals and
your bag is those covers...

845
01:04:05,968 --> 01:04:06,969
I said fine!

846
01:04:09,764 --> 01:04:10,973
Pimply faced lead singer.

847
01:04:11,349 --> 01:04:13,851
Chick voted Most Popular
in high school.

848
01:04:13,935 --> 01:04:14,936
You're a fucking cliche.

849
01:04:15,770 --> 01:04:17,647
If you weren't so fucking jealous,

850
01:04:17,730 --> 01:04:19,815
maybe you wouldn't have burnt
your scalp and ruined the show.

851
01:04:19,899 --> 01:04:22,777
You cats don't understand
the concept of entertainment!

852
01:04:23,611 --> 01:04:25,363
It's fine for Moon to trash his drum set,

853
01:04:25,446 --> 01:04:27,949
but me doing my juggling thing
is persona <i>non</i> grata?

854
01:04:28,032 --> 01:04:30,076
Who the fuck even knew
you had a juggling thing?

855
01:04:30,159 --> 01:04:31,953
Really? You're gonna
sit there and tell me

856
01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:33,037
you never saw me juggling

857
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,640
those Pepsi cans outside the sub shop?

858
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:37,166
My scalp is fine, by the way.
Thanks for asking.

859
01:04:37,250 --> 01:04:40,169
Wells is right. You embarrass us.

860
01:04:46,968 --> 01:04:48,719
- Corky Curto?
- What about him?

861
01:04:48,803 --> 01:04:50,043
He got kicked out of Dave Smith

862
01:04:50,096 --> 01:04:51,138
for playing faster triplets than Dave?

863
01:04:51,222 --> 01:04:52,223
So?

864
01:04:52,306 --> 01:04:54,267
Me and him been talking
about starting a band.

865
01:04:55,768 --> 01:04:56,769
Yeah?

866
01:04:56,852 --> 01:04:58,020
We jammed the other night,

867
01:04:58,104 --> 01:05:00,481
got, like, three Butterfield
tunes down perfect.

868
01:05:00,856 --> 01:05:04,694
I sounded almost exactly
like Mike Bloomfield.

869
01:05:05,278 --> 01:05:06,487
You are a good guitar player.

870
01:05:09,824 --> 01:05:10,825
Fuck!

871
01:05:11,158 --> 01:05:12,410
My fucking neck!

872
01:05:16,497 --> 01:05:18,082
You fucking...

873
01:05:18,749 --> 01:05:21,085
You used the time I swallowed that joint

874
01:05:21,168 --> 01:05:23,129
to steal my fucking life, man!

875
01:05:23,212 --> 01:05:24,672
What the deuce?

876
01:05:27,383 --> 01:05:30,177
What the hell are you doing? Jesus!

877
01:05:52,533 --> 01:05:53,534
Hi.

878
01:05:54,035 --> 01:05:56,245
I didn't even know
you were out here again.

879
01:05:56,329 --> 01:05:57,913
I took the 33 bus.

880
01:05:58,664 --> 01:06:01,542
Me with all those squares.

881
01:06:06,547 --> 01:06:08,132
I see they got the mirror fixed.

882
01:06:08,883 --> 01:06:10,217
I had to take the car in.

883
01:06:16,390 --> 01:06:18,017
I should have gone away this summer,

884
01:06:18,100 --> 01:06:20,353
instead of working
at that stupid gift shop.

885
01:06:21,812 --> 01:06:23,564
Mom asked me to come out.

886
01:06:26,484 --> 01:06:27,943
For a family meeting.

887
01:06:28,402 --> 01:06:29,445
<i>How moderne.</i>

888
01:06:29,570 --> 01:06:32,907
They think they're so cagey,
but I overheard them talking.

889
01:06:33,282 --> 01:06:34,742
Dad wants to put me in jail.

890
01:06:35,326 --> 01:06:36,327
What?

891
01:06:36,410 --> 01:06:39,497
Grandma Deitz's stag-handle
carving set is missing.

892
01:06:39,622 --> 01:06:41,262
He's got it in his head that I hooked it.

893
01:06:41,290 --> 01:06:42,291
Joy.

894
01:06:42,375 --> 01:06:44,495
He's gonna get the pigs
to grab me while I'm sleeping.

895
01:06:44,627 --> 01:06:47,296
But I'm not gonna be here. I'll be gone.

896
01:06:47,380 --> 01:06:50,091
There goes that master plan
for Mr. Sherlock Deitz.

897
01:06:50,383 --> 01:06:51,842
If you need somebody
to get you out in a hurry,

898
01:06:51,926 --> 01:06:52,927
I'll do it.

899
01:06:53,010 --> 01:06:54,095
Drive getaway?

900
01:06:56,347 --> 01:06:57,747
They wouldn't have you put in jail.

901
01:07:09,735 --> 01:07:12,613
<i>My copy of Sirens of Titan is gone.</i>

902
01:07:12,697 --> 01:07:13,897
You haven't seen it, have you?

903
01:07:17,284 --> 01:07:18,577
Have you asked Kenny?

904
01:07:19,078 --> 01:07:20,329
Kenny reads Kurt Vonnegut?

905
01:07:21,455 --> 01:07:22,790
He's a funny writer.

906
01:07:26,919 --> 01:07:28,254
It doesn't matter anyway.

907
01:07:28,337 --> 01:07:29,964
You saying you're gonna
help me escape?

908
01:07:31,298 --> 01:07:32,967
It really touches me.

909
01:07:38,848 --> 01:07:40,808
Everything's going to be okay.

910
01:07:47,815 --> 01:07:48,858
Hello?

911
01:07:48,941 --> 01:07:49,942
Hi, Neil.

912
01:08:00,828 --> 01:08:02,329
Can you hold on a minute?

913
01:08:06,208 --> 01:08:07,334
What?

914
01:08:14,467 --> 01:08:16,010
Fuckers! It was a trap!

915
01:10:31,687 --> 01:10:33,230
I got Bobby a new TV,

916
01:10:33,314 --> 01:10:34,815
with the antenna and everything.

917
01:10:34,899 --> 01:10:37,026
- Yeah?
- One week, gone with the wind.

918
01:10:37,234 --> 01:10:38,569
How do you want your steak?

919
01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:39,820
Burn it up.

920
01:10:40,779 --> 01:10:41,906
Who could've taken his TV?

921
01:10:41,989 --> 01:10:43,449
There's no mulignans up in Cranston.

922
01:10:43,532 --> 01:10:45,576
You're not supposed to
say those words anymore, Dad.

923
01:10:45,993 --> 01:10:47,828
You never were, but now even more so.

924
01:10:48,078 --> 01:10:50,164
You should call them "Afro-Americans."

925
01:10:53,500 --> 01:10:54,835
What's so different now?

926
01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:57,212
- Martin Luther King?
- Fine.

927
01:10:57,671 --> 01:10:59,423
Fag, too.
You shouldn't call people that anymore.

928
01:10:59,506 --> 01:11:00,716
- Now what?
- Come on.

929
01:11:00,799 --> 01:11:01,759
Why not?

930
01:11:01,842 --> 01:11:03,844
It's rude to homosexuals, that's why.

931
01:11:04,136 --> 01:11:06,013
The new term is "gay."

932
01:11:06,180 --> 01:11:08,265
I bet she got some finook as a teacher

933
01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:09,350
over there at her new school.

934
01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:10,726
Uncle Johnny!

935
01:11:10,809 --> 01:11:12,102
Please, Mrs. Damiano, let me.

936
01:11:12,269 --> 01:11:14,521
No, no, hon. Go sit down.

937
01:11:14,605 --> 01:11:16,166
I'm sure your mother
would be very upset

938
01:11:16,190 --> 01:11:18,859
if you got a spot
on that beautiful Pucci dress.

939
01:11:18,943 --> 01:11:21,111
That must've cost a pretty penny.
Jose?

940
01:11:21,195 --> 01:11:22,821
Pasqual, how you been doing?

941
01:11:22,947 --> 01:11:24,615
He's scheduled for
two weeks of treatment

942
01:11:24,698 --> 01:11:27,284
at the Lahey Clinic in Boston,
that's how he's been doing.

943
01:11:27,618 --> 01:11:29,286
Drop it on my daughter's birthday.

944
01:11:31,121 --> 01:11:32,247
I'm fine.

945
01:11:32,373 --> 01:11:34,124
Douglas, how's the group?

946
01:11:34,208 --> 01:11:36,335
Rock and roll, keeps you young, right?

947
01:11:36,669 --> 01:11:39,797
Not really, Aunt Josie. It's an art form.

948
01:11:40,464 --> 01:11:42,925
Does Dostoyevsky keep you young?

949
01:11:50,641 --> 01:11:53,769
Actually, I'm thinking of
moving to Los Angeles.

950
01:11:55,229 --> 01:11:56,730
Why don't I just slit my wrists?

951
01:11:57,898 --> 01:11:59,733
Mind your own business, Josephine!

952
01:12:00,025 --> 01:12:02,027
Grace is gonna transfer to UCLA.

953
01:12:03,487 --> 01:12:04,905
But we wouldn't be going together.

954
01:12:04,989 --> 01:12:07,491
- A girlfriend of mine is transferring, too.
- Yeah.

955
01:12:07,574 --> 01:12:11,161
Sorry, I forgot to say that.
Anyway, the band's messed up.

956
01:12:11,412 --> 01:12:13,122
And I might take a film course.

957
01:12:13,455 --> 01:12:16,208
Going back to college? Good.

958
01:12:18,043 --> 01:12:21,088
Giving college credits now
for making movies.

959
01:12:22,131 --> 01:12:23,924
Laurel and Hardy had a Ph.D.

960
01:12:25,300 --> 01:12:28,345
Film and music are
the only two forms of art

961
01:12:28,429 --> 01:12:31,306
that both take place within
the medium of elapsed time.

962
01:12:31,515 --> 01:12:33,017
I'm trying to get my customers

963
01:12:33,100 --> 01:12:35,853
to pay their goddamn bills on time.

964
01:12:35,936 --> 01:12:38,105
I could give a crap
about movies and music.

965
01:12:38,188 --> 01:12:40,774
People. It's my birthday.

966
01:12:53,620 --> 01:12:54,788
No, no!

967
01:12:58,417 --> 01:13:00,169
I can report you to the house fellow

968
01:13:00,252 --> 01:13:01,795
for having a man in the dorm.

969
01:13:06,383 --> 01:13:08,719
- Listen to this.
- What?

970
01:13:11,305 --> 01:13:13,140
Oh, yeah. Orson.

971
01:13:13,515 --> 01:13:15,476
He said, "The camera is far more"

972
01:13:15,559 --> 01:13:17,561
"than a recording apparatus."

973
01:13:17,644 --> 01:13:19,396
"It is a means by which messages"

974
01:13:19,480 --> 01:13:21,273
"come to us from the other world."

975
01:13:21,815 --> 01:13:24,026
"This is the beginning of magic."

976
01:13:24,985 --> 01:13:28,238
See? He probably stole
that from Rod Serling.

977
01:13:28,322 --> 01:13:29,907
Music has the same attributes.

978
01:13:29,990 --> 01:13:32,534
Especially since Hendrix
and you-name-it.

979
01:13:33,869 --> 01:13:34,995
Plato,

980
01:13:41,710 --> 01:13:43,295
he said,

981
01:13:43,378 --> 01:13:45,422
"When the mode of the music changes,"

982
01:13:45,506 --> 01:13:47,091
"the walls of the city shake."

983
01:13:47,549 --> 01:13:48,550
I love you.

984
01:13:53,055 --> 01:13:54,181
Do you believe in me?

985
01:13:55,891 --> 01:13:56,892
Yes.

986
01:14:24,545 --> 01:14:25,879
Here's salami.

987
01:14:37,766 --> 01:14:39,393
Day off down at the job?

988
01:14:39,518 --> 01:14:42,062
No. But it's Ash Wednesday.

989
01:14:42,146 --> 01:14:44,940
- I was going to go...
- Yeah. Yeah, right.

990
01:14:46,567 --> 01:14:48,610
Your mother and Evy,
going to Lauderdale,

991
01:14:48,694 --> 01:14:50,404
visit Aunt Lee. I'll buy dinner.

992
01:14:50,487 --> 01:14:51,727
We need to discuss what happens

993
01:14:51,738 --> 01:14:53,099
when you become man of the family.

994
01:14:55,951 --> 01:14:56,994
Okay.

995
01:14:57,077 --> 01:14:58,954
Don't make a federal drama out of it.

996
01:14:59,037 --> 01:15:01,081
All fathers and sons
should have this conversation.

997
01:15:01,665 --> 01:15:03,208
You're almost 21!

998
01:15:04,585 --> 01:15:06,336
A haircut is too much to ask, I'm sure,

999
01:15:06,420 --> 01:15:09,173
but you show up at that restaurant
without a tie and a jacket,

1000
01:15:09,256 --> 01:15:10,896
you and me are going to tangle,
my friend.

1001
01:15:25,689 --> 01:15:28,192
I finally got Jerry Ragovoy
to listen to your demo.

1002
01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:32,529
How'd you arrange this?
It's been two years.

1003
01:15:32,613 --> 01:15:34,698
Good question. I'm Joe Jerk-Off, right?

1004
01:15:35,282 --> 01:15:36,950
- No, I...
- Here's the important part.

1005
01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:39,411
I have a promise from Jerry
to try to set up an audition

1006
01:15:39,494 --> 01:15:41,872
for you guys in Manhattan
with an eye to signing you.

1007
01:15:43,165 --> 01:15:44,583
<i>He wrote Time ls On My Side.</i>

1008
01:15:46,001 --> 01:15:47,127
I'm not sure we're ready.

1009
01:15:47,461 --> 01:15:49,129
I told that guy.

1010
01:15:53,967 --> 01:15:56,803
I told your pal on the phone about this.

1011
01:15:58,555 --> 01:16:02,059
One simple question,
you see how uptight he got?

1012
01:16:03,060 --> 01:16:04,519
I think maybe this is a setup.

1013
01:16:05,729 --> 01:16:07,231
A setup? For what?

1014
01:16:08,815 --> 01:16:09,900
I'm not sure yet.

1015
01:16:09,983 --> 01:16:12,653
I want to keep him talking
until he reveals himself.

1016
01:16:13,070 --> 01:16:15,781
Fuck this.
Either we do the audition or I quit.

1017
01:16:21,495 --> 01:16:23,830
We haven't played in four months.

1018
01:16:24,831 --> 01:16:26,667
Since Skip got mono.

1019
01:16:29,670 --> 01:16:31,296
And I think I speak for Doug

1020
01:16:31,380 --> 01:16:34,341
when I say nobody's
holding any grudges.

1021
01:16:36,593 --> 01:16:39,137
You're the one who wants
to do this audition.

1022
01:16:42,015 --> 01:16:43,350
I'll do it this once.

1023
01:16:44,518 --> 01:16:45,686
But?

1024
01:16:47,354 --> 01:16:50,565
It has to say
"With special guest, Gene Gaunt."

1025
01:16:58,740 --> 01:17:02,202
If it works out with Ragovoy,
we would still move out to L.A.?

1026
01:17:02,286 --> 01:17:04,955
I think you should focus
on the audition right now.

1027
01:17:05,247 --> 01:17:07,249
You should become
an actress out there.

1028
01:17:07,457 --> 01:17:10,544
I told you, I thought about it,
and people say I should.

1029
01:17:10,711 --> 01:17:13,880
And I love movies,
but I don't think acting's right for me.

1030
01:17:14,172 --> 01:17:16,300
I could be a writer or edit film, too.

1031
01:17:16,383 --> 01:17:17,342
I just meant...

1032
01:17:17,426 --> 01:17:19,186
And I'm also really interested
in veterinary.

1033
01:17:19,553 --> 01:17:23,307
You should become a glamourpuss star
and I could do the music.

1034
01:17:23,390 --> 01:17:24,975
Are you listening?

1035
01:17:25,058 --> 01:17:28,270
Is that all you value about me,
my looks?

1036
01:17:29,896 --> 01:17:31,606
I was only kidding.

1037
01:17:43,327 --> 01:17:47,164
When I was your age,
I courted this wild gal.

1038
01:17:47,581 --> 01:17:49,301
She had a Cord Phaeton.
It was a V16 engine.

1039
01:17:49,333 --> 01:17:50,709
Yeah, I know. I know.

1040
01:17:51,251 --> 01:17:52,669
It was like a 'Vette back then.

1041
01:17:57,507 --> 01:18:01,011
Anyway, she was a pistol.
You know what she'd do?

1042
01:18:01,303 --> 01:18:02,929
I have absolutely no idea.

1043
01:18:03,096 --> 01:18:04,848
She'd drive us at night

1044
01:18:05,474 --> 01:18:07,075
up to the cliffs overlooking the Hudson.

1045
01:18:07,642 --> 01:18:09,478
She'd have her golf clubs in the trunk,

1046
01:18:09,561 --> 01:18:11,521
and we'd drive golf balls into the river.

1047
01:18:14,900 --> 01:18:18,070
She wanted to get married,
but it was the Depression.

1048
01:18:18,945 --> 01:18:20,364
I was worried about job security.

1049
01:18:24,076 --> 01:18:25,994
So, how's your fra diavolo? Good?

1050
01:18:27,746 --> 01:18:29,081
Yeah, real good.

1051
01:18:32,542 --> 01:18:33,627
You're not eating much.

1052
01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:36,129
Big lunch.

1053
01:18:42,386 --> 01:18:43,387
Over here, two.

1054
01:18:45,806 --> 01:18:47,808
I used to take that gal here.

1055
01:18:49,476 --> 01:18:52,145
Didn't bother her at all,
she was the only woman in the place.

1056
01:18:52,521 --> 01:18:55,565
Well, Mom's skeeved out by shellfish,
that we know.

1057
01:18:55,649 --> 01:18:57,442
Yeah.

1058
01:19:10,914 --> 01:19:13,959
Dad, how come after the Depression,

1059
01:19:14,042 --> 01:19:15,710
you never got drafted into the war?

1060
01:19:17,003 --> 01:19:19,339
Well, actually,
I didn't wait to get drafted.

1061
01:19:19,881 --> 01:19:22,175
I tried to sign up. Seabees.

1062
01:19:23,427 --> 01:19:26,179
But the place where I was working then,

1063
01:19:27,180 --> 01:19:30,350
we made belt buckles
and canvas fasteners.

1064
01:19:31,059 --> 01:19:33,520
For Uncle Sam. Vital to the war effort.

1065
01:19:34,020 --> 01:19:35,564
So I didn't get to go.

1066
01:19:37,315 --> 01:19:38,525
Lucky me?

1067
01:19:41,528 --> 01:19:42,696
You know,

1068
01:19:42,904 --> 01:19:47,075
my friend from when I was a kid, Tom,
with the one leg missing?

1069
01:19:47,159 --> 01:19:48,160
Yeah.

1070
01:19:49,870 --> 01:19:51,246
Iwo Jima.

1071
01:19:51,872 --> 01:19:55,375
And our buddy, Russ,
he never left that island.

1072
01:20:00,922 --> 01:20:03,133
Those weeks when I was
at the Lahey Clinic

1073
01:20:03,216 --> 01:20:04,217
getting those treatments?

1074
01:20:04,885 --> 01:20:07,637
I met a patient there. About my age.

1075
01:20:07,721 --> 01:20:09,097
Same lymphoma as me.

1076
01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:11,725
There's only about 60 cases
in the whole U.S.

1077
01:20:13,643 --> 01:20:14,811
Kate.

1078
01:20:16,229 --> 01:20:17,230
From California.

1079
01:20:17,647 --> 01:20:19,983
L.A.? San Fran?

1080
01:20:24,279 --> 01:20:25,947
You could say I fell in love with her.

1081
01:20:28,283 --> 01:20:32,287
I was thinking seriously
about leaving your mother.

1082
01:20:40,420 --> 01:20:44,382
I shouldn't say "seriously."
it probably wasn't serious.

1083
01:20:45,717 --> 01:20:47,052
Anyway,

1084
01:20:48,094 --> 01:20:49,262
what would she do?

1085
01:20:50,222 --> 01:20:51,264
What do you mean?

1086
01:20:51,348 --> 01:20:53,225
Like, you'd go there?
Or she would come here?

1087
01:20:53,308 --> 01:20:55,435
No, no. Your mother.

1088
01:20:55,769 --> 01:20:56,978
What would she do?

1089
01:20:57,062 --> 01:20:58,063
I don't know.

1090
01:21:04,236 --> 01:21:05,862
I'd take... I'd take care of her.

1091
01:21:05,946 --> 01:21:07,706
What, that guy go to Scotland
for the Scotch?

1092
01:21:08,073 --> 01:21:10,367
Dad. I was saying
that I would take care of Mom.

1093
01:21:10,450 --> 01:21:12,930
You know they're still pulling lobsters
out of New York Harbor?

1094
01:21:13,203 --> 01:21:17,123
Uncle Murf has got a friend who has
got a trawler out in Sandy Hook.

1095
01:21:32,097 --> 01:21:36,434
<i>It's nice that I can
trust you with my secrets.</i>

1096
01:21:38,103 --> 01:21:42,274
<i>Your reputation for
discretion is well-known.</i>

1097
01:21:44,109 --> 01:21:49,114
<i>And I appreciate the glimpse
into your mystery.</i>

1098
01:21:50,282 --> 01:21:54,286
<i>Tell me just one thing
and then you're on your own.</i>

1099
01:21:57,622 --> 01:22:01,960
<i>Am I still penciled in on your calendar.</i>

1100
01:22:02,794 --> 01:22:05,297
<i>Am I still the late night call.</i>

1101
01:22:05,630 --> 01:22:08,633
<i>When you've got nothing to say.</i>

1102
01:22:09,217 --> 01:22:12,220
<i>I know it's Christmas morning.</i>

1103
01:22:12,470 --> 01:22:15,140
<i>And you say you love me.</i>

1104
01:22:17,559 --> 01:22:20,478
<i>But who'll be the last lover standing.</i>

1105
01:22:21,313 --> 01:22:25,317
<i>Come Saint Valentine's Day.</i>

1106
01:22:40,999 --> 01:22:43,710
<i>I had my cards close to my vest.</i>

1107
01:22:43,793 --> 01:22:46,004
<i>When the table got kicked over.</i>

1108
01:22:47,005 --> 01:22:48,798
<i>It's what you wanted.</i>

1109
01:22:48,882 --> 01:22:52,010
<i>Though you thought nothing
and said even less.</i>

1110
01:22:53,178 --> 01:22:55,930
<i>And now even your carrier pigeons.</i>

1111
01:22:56,014 --> 01:22:58,516
<i>Have been picked off by the vultures.</i>

1112
01:22:59,684 --> 01:23:04,522
<i>There's only one thing
left for you to confess.</i>

1113
01:23:06,691 --> 01:23:11,363
<i>Am I still penciled in on your calendar.</i>

1114
01:23:12,197 --> 01:23:14,658
<i>Am I still the late night call.</i>

1115
01:23:14,741 --> 01:23:17,577
<i>When you've got nothing to say.</i>

1116
01:23:18,370 --> 01:23:21,373
<i>I know it's New Year's Eve.</i>

1117
01:23:21,706 --> 01:23:24,209
<i>And you say you love me.</i>

1118
01:23:26,544 --> 01:23:30,548
<i>But who'll be the last lover standing.</i>

1119
01:23:31,716 --> 01:23:35,387
<i>Who'll be the last lover standing.</i>

1120
01:23:36,388 --> 01:23:40,058
<i>Who'll be the last lover standing.</i>

1121
01:23:40,392 --> 01:23:44,729
<i>Come Saint Valentine's Day</i>

1122
01:23:57,283 --> 01:23:59,994
I took the liberty of writing some things
down during your set.

1123
01:24:00,620 --> 01:24:01,780
Is that a recording contract?

1124
01:24:04,791 --> 01:24:07,460
<i>Goin' To A Go-Go, Easter Parade.</i>

1125
01:24:07,669 --> 01:24:10,088
You never know.
You might get asked to play it in season

1126
01:24:10,171 --> 01:24:11,506
if people are drinking enough.

1127
01:24:11,798 --> 01:24:13,007
Those are two of twenty.

1128
01:24:14,801 --> 01:24:16,052
<i>Maybe Baby.</i>

1129
01:24:16,136 --> 01:24:18,138
I'll work up another five.

1130
01:24:18,471 --> 01:24:19,681
I want you to learn them.

1131
01:24:19,973 --> 01:24:22,434
Play as many bars and coffeehouses
as you can.

1132
01:24:22,684 --> 01:24:26,479
Ensconce yourself here in New York.
Pay your dues.

1133
01:24:26,771 --> 01:24:28,690
Make your living from it.

1134
01:24:28,982 --> 01:24:31,901
Play seven nights a week,
two shows a night,

1135
01:24:32,318 --> 01:24:34,821
and then call me in six months.

1136
01:24:37,198 --> 01:24:41,411
This material, we'll lose the mystique
we built up with our fans.

1137
01:24:46,249 --> 01:24:47,610
Fellas, let me tell you something.

1138
01:24:47,625 --> 01:24:49,836
The band that tries to manage itself

1139
01:24:49,919 --> 01:24:51,838
has five jerk-offs as a client.

1140
01:24:53,798 --> 01:24:55,341
What's your percentage
gonna be, Jerry?

1141
01:24:55,550 --> 01:24:56,551
Can you just listen?

1142
01:24:56,634 --> 01:24:58,344
Learn 25 new songs?

1143
01:24:58,428 --> 01:25:00,513
It's a huge amount of time and effort.

1144
01:25:00,805 --> 01:25:02,932
That's why it's called
the music business.

1145
01:25:03,183 --> 01:25:04,434
It's an art form.

1146
01:25:04,517 --> 01:25:06,853
<i>So they say.</i> Since <i>Pepper.</i>

1147
01:25:07,437 --> 01:25:10,607
But, okay.
Let's stipulate for now it's an art form.

1148
01:25:10,940 --> 01:25:13,276
Art, painting, literature.

1149
01:25:13,443 --> 01:25:18,448
The whole kreplach
is 10% inspiration, 90% perspiration.

1150
01:25:19,282 --> 01:25:23,369
But playing for drunks every night?
Getting booed?

1151
01:25:23,453 --> 01:25:26,247
The Beatles spent two years
playing German strip bars,

1152
01:25:26,331 --> 01:25:27,373
dodging bratwurst.

1153
01:25:29,167 --> 01:25:30,376
It's musical boot camp.

1154
01:25:34,339 --> 01:25:36,049
What'd you think of their song?

1155
01:25:36,216 --> 01:25:37,217
Keep writing.

1156
01:25:45,558 --> 01:25:46,798
<i>That fucking Rickenbacker thing</i>

1157
01:25:46,810 --> 01:25:48,770
<i>you had going was out of sight, man.</i>

1158
01:25:49,062 --> 01:25:50,772
So what are you going to do now?

1159
01:25:54,776 --> 01:25:56,069
We shouldn't get back together?

1160
01:25:57,278 --> 01:25:59,113
I don't think so, man.

1161
01:26:13,837 --> 01:26:16,038
How do you tell Doug and everybody
that I embarrass you?

1162
01:26:18,258 --> 01:26:20,969
We have more laughs
and adventures than anybody.

1163
01:26:21,803 --> 01:26:23,179
Since we were six years old.

1164
01:26:28,643 --> 01:26:30,163
Made me want to cry when I heard that.

1165
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:37,443
You <i>ever</i> read
<i>The Tibetan Book of the Dead?</i>

1166
01:26:43,241 --> 01:26:44,367
There is no past.

1167
01:26:46,119 --> 01:26:47,704
No future, either.

1168
01:26:48,329 --> 01:26:49,831
Just the now.

1169
01:26:49,914 --> 01:26:51,958
So, you don't need to get hung up on

1170
01:26:52,041 --> 01:26:54,460
whether you're in the band
or some other band

1171
01:26:54,794 --> 01:26:56,045
or no band at all.

1172
01:26:56,963 --> 01:26:58,631
Yeah, but you'll be in the band.

1173
01:27:00,008 --> 01:27:01,342
And Doug.

1174
01:27:08,016 --> 01:27:10,685
I can return the van after I drop you off.

1175
01:27:20,904 --> 01:27:22,989
Bike's looking excelsior.

1176
01:27:27,410 --> 01:27:29,120
Hey, you should take it for a crank.

1177
01:27:35,793 --> 01:27:37,128
Keep your hand on the clutch!

1178
01:27:51,142 --> 01:27:53,019
Keep her in first till you hit the street!

1179
01:27:55,313 --> 01:27:56,314
Shift!

1180
01:28:16,542 --> 01:28:18,419
Gaunt takes the snap.
Looking for a receiver.

1181
01:28:18,503 --> 01:28:20,004
Montan goes wide.

1182
01:28:20,088 --> 01:28:22,048
Here comes Gaunt with a Hail Mary!

1183
01:28:31,557 --> 01:28:33,726
<i>Twenty-six before 7:00 on WABC.</i>

1184
01:28:33,810 --> 01:28:35,061
<i>This is Big Dan.</i>

1185
01:28:36,396 --> 01:28:39,065
My ears are still frozen.

1186
01:28:46,572 --> 01:28:48,241
- What?
- Shit.

1187
01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:19,332
Oh, you! Don't you try anything!

1188
01:30:19,582 --> 01:30:22,085
Wake up! Wake up!

1189
01:30:59,288 --> 01:31:02,291
You are not graduating from Kotex.

1190
01:31:03,709 --> 01:31:07,130
Try convincing your future husband
it was just tampons.

1191
01:31:57,430 --> 01:31:59,015
I guess this puts the kibosh

1192
01:31:59,098 --> 01:32:01,475
on Jerry Ragovoy's timetable.

1193
01:32:04,312 --> 01:32:06,480
Fucking tragedy, man.

1194
01:32:06,772 --> 01:32:08,941
On the brink of success.

1195
01:32:11,110 --> 01:32:13,112
Part of me is thinking
of going to film school.

1196
01:32:13,613 --> 01:32:14,780
UCLA.

1197
01:32:15,114 --> 01:32:17,116
You still rapping about that?

1198
01:32:17,491 --> 01:32:21,495
I like the idea of putting music
together with film images.

1199
01:32:23,164 --> 01:32:24,415
Maybe, I don't know.

1200
01:32:24,582 --> 01:32:25,917
You'd go out there with Deitz?

1201
01:32:27,126 --> 01:32:29,003
She's switching to pre-veterinary.

1202
01:32:30,463 --> 01:32:31,631
Frankly,

1203
01:32:32,256 --> 01:32:33,591
we can't wait around for you

1204
01:32:33,674 --> 01:32:35,968
when it comes time to record with Jerry.

1205
01:32:36,594 --> 01:32:38,012
Jerry never guaranteed we'd record.

1206
01:32:41,015 --> 01:32:43,017
This delay,

1207
01:32:43,684 --> 01:32:46,062
actually a blessing in disguise.

1208
01:32:46,145 --> 01:32:48,522
Gives us a year to finally be ready.

1209
01:32:50,149 --> 01:32:51,317
A year.

1210
01:32:58,866 --> 01:33:00,493
If you can't wait around, we understand.

1211
01:33:06,624 --> 01:33:09,669
Good thing I happen to be
taking voice lessons.

1212
01:33:13,422 --> 01:33:14,702
At least now, if you go to L.A.,

1213
01:33:14,715 --> 01:33:15,915
we won't be out a lead singer.

1214
01:33:25,142 --> 01:33:26,227
Bye!

1215
01:33:37,989 --> 01:33:40,533
You know as well as I do,
the church says this is a sin.

1216
01:33:40,866 --> 01:33:42,618
And on top of everything else,

1217
01:33:42,827 --> 01:33:45,454
our grandchildren
are gonna have mental illness

1218
01:33:45,538 --> 01:33:46,914
in their genes.

1219
01:33:52,795 --> 01:33:54,046
Chains!

1220
01:33:54,255 --> 01:33:56,257
- What'd you say?
- Hold your horses!

1221
01:33:56,716 --> 01:33:57,925
What?

1222
01:33:59,427 --> 01:34:01,470
My father put snow chains in the trunk.

1223
01:34:01,554 --> 01:34:04,265
Here. Now you keep
your goddamn mouth shut.

1224
01:34:05,933 --> 01:34:06,934
Dad...

1225
01:34:07,018 --> 01:34:09,520
Okay, good! They're easy to install!

1226
01:34:13,441 --> 01:34:14,775
Bye!

1227
01:34:21,449 --> 01:34:23,993
I gave him a pork shoulder.

1228
01:34:24,076 --> 01:34:25,661
I put it in with his things.

1229
01:36:47,511 --> 01:36:50,848
<i>Here's a long life to Vassar.</i>

1230
01:36:51,182 --> 01:36:54,185
<i>Wave we her flag unfurled.</i>

1231
01:36:55,227 --> 01:36:57,396
My mother has got your room all ready.
Hi, Doug.

1232
01:36:58,397 --> 01:37:00,441
We just got invited to this party
in Hollywood.

1233
01:37:01,066 --> 01:37:02,067
Come on.

1234
01:38:26,860 --> 01:38:28,862
Do you know where Rod Serling lives?

1235
01:38:50,843 --> 01:38:52,636
That's Charlie Watts, man.

1236
01:39:08,819 --> 01:39:10,070
Fuck!

1237
01:39:17,995 --> 01:39:19,371
Have you seen Grace?

1238
01:39:19,747 --> 01:39:20,789
She was with the dog.

1239
01:39:20,873 --> 01:39:21,874
What?

1240
01:39:22,333 --> 01:39:24,209
It was shaking and had diarrhea,

1241
01:39:24,752 --> 01:39:27,504
or somebody maybe gave it DMT.

1242
01:39:27,588 --> 01:39:29,715
I got to tell her I just saw Charlie Watts!

1243
01:39:49,693 --> 01:39:51,612
Did a tall girl go in the bathroom?

1244
01:39:51,695 --> 01:39:53,072
I'm looking for my girlfriend.

1245
01:39:53,155 --> 01:39:54,615
I have to pee so bad.

1246
01:39:54,698 --> 01:39:56,533
They didn't want anyone
coming down this way.

1247
01:39:56,617 --> 01:39:57,660
Somebody said Jagger

1248
01:39:57,743 --> 01:40:00,204
was in there for a while
with some chicks.

1249
01:40:20,432 --> 01:40:24,770
Nobody at that party really,
actually saw Jagger.

1250
01:40:26,397 --> 01:40:28,232
I saw Charlie, man.

1251
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:30,859
What, you think The Stones
all ride around together

1252
01:40:30,943 --> 01:40:32,361
in some stupid van

1253
01:40:32,444 --> 01:40:35,364
like you and your wiffle-ball
friends back in Jersey?

1254
01:40:35,906 --> 01:40:39,076
That place was packed.
She could have been looking for you.

1255
01:40:39,952 --> 01:40:41,286
And then left.

1256
01:40:45,457 --> 01:40:47,710
She told me you said
you believed in her.

1257
01:41:40,721 --> 01:41:42,890
Hi. Get in.

1258
01:41:46,018 --> 01:41:47,352
You look lonesome.

1259
01:41:52,107 --> 01:41:53,776
Come on, man.

1260
01:41:58,489 --> 01:41:59,698
Get in.

1261
01:43:16,066 --> 01:43:18,443
<i>Radio magic. KMJK.</i>

1262
01:43:18,777 --> 01:43:20,946
<i>The music of tomorrow.</i>

1263
01:44:10,495 --> 01:44:12,581
I had to write this term paper.

1264
01:44:12,664 --> 01:44:14,875
And I made it about how
America has given the world

1265
01:44:14,958 --> 01:44:17,628
two inventions of enormous power.

1266
01:44:18,170 --> 01:44:20,505
One is nuclear weapons.

1267
01:44:21,006 --> 01:44:23,008
The other is rock and roll.

1268
01:44:23,675 --> 01:44:26,178
It's a question, I wrote,

1269
01:44:27,346 --> 01:44:29,681
which one is going to win out in the end.