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Captioning is possible by
Disney Channels and U.S. education departments.

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welcome to the castle
from the krelski count

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Release him, monster!

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You are stupid.

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He can't hear you.

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Maria's precious
is my strength now

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Mary, my dear, come to me.

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Our love is stronger than trans vampires.

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Come to me.

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Come to me, Maria.

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True love.

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How complicated.

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You have forgotten one thing, Krelski  Krelski: No, Victor.

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You forget.

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Listening.

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Listen to the night,

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and hear a song

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it will cool your soul  Aah.

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Run away, Maria.
Running!

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Hello.

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Hi, Peter.
I hope you call.

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Can you do that?
at another place?

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Thank you.

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Hey, come on.
This is
count revenge krelski

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No, no.

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This is
revenge from Chelsea Hansen.

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So what are you doing?

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No
my brother is stupid

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watching vampire movies

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Both: what do you think
is just an ordinary human

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can stand up for me ?!

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To calculate krelski?!

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Why do I have to go upstairs?

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Adam must go upstairs.

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Both: Prepare
to fulfill your doom  Prepare to fulfill your doom.

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Mother: Hey, kids.
Sorry it took a long time
to go home

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Adam.

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Mother.

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Hey, come on.
That's all
being good

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Thank you.

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You're welcome.
Is that Peter?

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What is certain is.

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Mother: can you tell him
You will call him back

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after you finish
your homework.

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I have to go.
My mother's house

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Oh no.

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Don't tell me
you're watching
film.

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Adam says it's okay.

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You know Taylor
is afraid of monsters

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No, not me.

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That's where I like to sit.

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I don't want you to have it there is a nightmare, baby  Adam: see,
that's the problem

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I believe that
witnessed revenge
from krelski's count

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is an effective way for Taylor  to make peace with his fear.

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As far as
because I'm worried,
It's a PG movie.

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That means guidance from me...

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Parents...

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Or whatever.

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Do you want to help me?
making dinner?

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Yes.
Well.

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Alright, you two,
homework, upstairs, now

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Moms.
Moms.

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Children.

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Vampires.

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cool.

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Um...

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Please enter.

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Hey, do you have a minute?

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Uh, yeah
Just doing my homework.

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I have news.

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What's wrong?

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Well, look, baby,

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when people divorce...

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Hey, is it my father
wedding invitation?

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Do you know?

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Oh yeah.
He said
last weekend

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when he took me
to a soccer match

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Now, what about your sister
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Yes, they also know.

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Taylor brings in the
ring or something

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Don't you know?

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No, I don't.

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Well, I think I practiced
the speech for nothing  Dinner will be ready at 10.

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Mother?

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You're still a bomb

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Is that good
Yes.

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Thank you.

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Saturday night.
Are you up already?

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What's Saturday night

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Hello?
Harvest festival.

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I don't know
I mean, I guess.

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Are you guessing?

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Are you kidding me?

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Headless horsemen
are playing.

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Yes, but
has been sold out for weeks, man.

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Didn't I tell you

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My brother thinks
he can bring us tickets  No, you didn't tell me.

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Oh yeah.
He answers the telephone
on the radio station now.

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Just say maybe.

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man!
May be.

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See you in class.

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Yes, I heard about that.

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See you in class.

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All right, guys
Let's talk about homework.

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Because it is only a one-page essay,

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I will assume
that you all do it.

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Who has something?
they want to read
in front of the class?

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All ordinary suspects.

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Ok, hands down.

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Women and men,

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let's go from the map

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to our country yet
has been heard from for a while.

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"What I admire the most,"

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an essay by Adam Hansen.

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Uh, can... can I take the rain check?  I still have
some problems,
you know,

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only by flowing.

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Adam, I'm sure
flows beautifully.

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Yes.
Right.

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Adam: Alright.

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"Is the vampire real?

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" There is that
who believes them

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"What about vampires?
walking on earth " Who can stop them?

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"One person...

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" Malachi Van Helsing,

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"registered hematologist

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" who left his business
Practice in New York City

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"devoted his life to hunting dead corpses, " vampires
that Van Helsing himself

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trust runs between us. "

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Did you make this?

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No. It's here
in a weekly secret.

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See?

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Oh, yes, I understand.
Right next to the story

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from the baby being
raised by orangutans.

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Right.
Yes.

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Man, I heard
. You took out a copy

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from the weekly secret
in your history class

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Yes so?

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Just because you read something
in the weekly secret

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doesn't mean it's not true

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Actually, that's how it is, Adam.

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Whatever.

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So what happened
with your sister?

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Are we going to the show?

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Radio stations

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Headless horsemen?

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Oh!
Right.

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He didn't get the ticket.

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He took us past the back stage!

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The backstage passed ?!

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Yes, my sister drove.

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Picking you up at 8:00

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Hi, mother

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Can you come here
for a while, please

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Yes, sure.

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What is happening?

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Sit down.

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I just left the phone

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with your history teacher,
Mrs. Cruson.

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He told me that you did not do your duty  and that you throw something together  based on a contrived story in a weekly secret.

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I think we need to see
in the bigger picture
here, Lynette

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Excuse me?

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Since when have you been?
call me Lynette

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I'm just trying to have a dialogue here.

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You are 13 years old

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You don't dialogue

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Alright, I hope
Duffy does his homework.

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No, I mean,
Duffy also gave me one.

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Help me
have your permission  to attend
once in a lifetime
music shows

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Can't talk to you
out of this one

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Excuse me.

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This is between
your sister and me

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Do you know what?
You are right.

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I have to be punished.

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Not for this weekend,

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So tell me what

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Instead of grounding me
over the weekend,

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my land for the whole week...

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There is no TV, no computer, nothing.

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We just started Sunday.
How is that sound?

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Please?

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Sorry.
That's how it is.

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Enjoy your weekend,
dweeb
Grr.

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Do you know what, Chelsea?

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Only for those words,
You are also punished.

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But, mother, you can't.

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I have a date
with Peter tomorrow night

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Well, maybe if I lock
both of you together,

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You will learn to get along.

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I am very genius.

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You don't knock

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Dismissing.
Mother is down on me too,
remember?

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Yes, but I think
I might have a way
out of it

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What are you thinking?

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We'll see,
if we can get mother
on a date tomorrow night,

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well, he will go out,
then we will come out,

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and we will go home,
then mother goes home.

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I can go to my concerts,
and, well,

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You can go with Peter...

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Who, by the way, is a loser...

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And, uh, you don't need to know.

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Yes, but mom hasn't
been dating since...

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Well, since
he and father separated.

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Yes, but look at all these ads.

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There must be someone
here for mom

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And how are you?
until he is before tomorrow?

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Okay, excuse me, chel,

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but isn't this the 21st century?

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Everyone here
has an e-mail address

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You can't send e-mails
some guys you've never met  Well, why not?
I mean not like that

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He's got some creeps in chat rooms.

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All these people have come
checked by the newspaper.

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Why don't I feel better?
about this?

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All right, look.
We will find someone  and hold a meeting in public,

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or you can call Peter

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and tell him that you have to stay home all weekend

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to play fish
with your sister

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Give it to me.

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Good.
Here it is

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"Care, wise man,

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" 40, sense of humor,

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"fine taste,

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" relaxed and...

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Currently imprisoned. "

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Is it" imprisoned "?

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It means he is imprisoned.

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Oh.
Not good.

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Um, wait a minute.

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" Host,

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"handsome, debonair, suave, " enjoy a long road
under the full moon.

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"Loving adventure,

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" travel, wild animals,

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"and old women
for romantic nights
it will never end

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" Looking for delicate flowers

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just waiting to bloom. "

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" Hate Italian food
and turtleneck "?

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Whatever.
She's great.

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Ok, so...

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Wolfsbane@netherlink.Ro.

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Alright.

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" Dear wolfsbane,

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"read your adverts " We want you to meet our mother.

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This is a surprise, so don't mention that we wrote a letter to you. "

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Lynette: Adam, Chelsea!

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" Uh, he will
be in foodmaster
in sixth at 8:00. "

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Lynette:
Dinner ready!

278
00:14:15,988 --> 00:14:17,355
Market?

279
00:14:17,389 --> 00:14:19,057


280
00:14:19,091 --> 00:14:21,092
How are we going to get mom?
to go to the market?

281
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:24,028
Just follow my footsteps

282
00:14:31,237 --> 00:14:33,438
Computer: You have
received a new letter

283
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:12,210
Listen, I know you two
are angry about being punished,

284
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:14,412
but not
end of the world.

285
00:15:14,446 --> 00:15:16,180
That's not it, ma'am.

286
00:15:16,215 --> 00:15:18,116
It's just that I'm thinking,

287
00:15:18,150 --> 00:15:20,218
You know, how to
our family first

288
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,253
I remember
Saturday morning

289
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:24,289
I'm remembering pancakes.

290
00:15:24,323 --> 00:15:26,391
I remember being happy.

291
00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,426
I can make pancakes!

292
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:30,128
I have a
and egg pancake mixture and so on.

293
00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:32,964
Do you have chocolate chips?

294
00:15:32,998 --> 00:15:34,132
No.

295
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:38,303
I remember we had a chocolate chip pancake  We were all very happy at that time.

296
00:15:38,337 --> 00:15:40,405
Taylor: Hey, Adam?

297
00:15:47,012 --> 00:15:47,979
Can the vampire
get out in the rain?

298
00:15:48,013 --> 00:15:49,180
Lynette: that's him

299
00:15:49,214 --> 00:15:50,248
I don't want to hear another word about vampires  from this family

300
00:15:50,282 --> 00:15:52,250
You want, uh...

301
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,418
Good.
Whatever.

302
00:16:01,193 --> 00:16:03,227
Adam: Alright.
If Wolfsane is here,

303
00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:05,930
we will find it.
You start at the deli,

304
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:07,298
and remember,
"friendly, happy,
hate Italian food."

305
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,000
Come to daddy.

306
00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:12,003
You know what I hate  I can't stand Italian food.

307
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:20,411


308
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,322


309
00:16:31,357 --> 00:16:35,293


310
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:36,995
How about you?

311
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,368
Well, believe me.

312
00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:52,210
Woman at P.A: Check price
at doorway 4.

313
00:16:52,244 --> 00:16:54,312
Check prices at checkpoint 4.

314
00:17:18,270 --> 00:17:21,039
Really good.

315
00:17:21,073 --> 00:17:22,273
So, friend.

316
00:17:22,307 --> 00:17:23,374
You look like a type of guy

317
00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,110
who enjoy a long time
walk under
moonlight

318
00:17:26,145 --> 00:17:27,111
Am I right?

319
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,146
Yes.

320
00:17:28,180 --> 00:17:29,981
I'm talking
about a great night

321
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,083
with extraordinary women

322
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:36,287
Happy birthday

323
00:17:36,321 --> 00:17:38,389
Guess it will be no.

324
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:39,991
You didn't find it ?!

325
00:17:40,025 --> 00:17:42,293
No?

326
00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:44,362
Suave, debating
the world man

327
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:47,231
The man
might make
everything go up

328
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:50,101
Maybe not.
Look.

329
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:53,204
That's how the person is.

330
00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,006
Right.
Come on.

331
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,408
Ready?
Actually no.

332
00:17:57,443 --> 00:17:59,377
We need to get one more thing.

333
00:17:59,411 --> 00:18:00,378
What is that?

334
00:18:00,412 --> 00:18:03,047
Well, we don't know,
but around here

335
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:05,116
Yes.
Come on.

336
00:18:05,150 --> 00:18:06,117
Whoa!

337
00:18:06,151 --> 00:18:07,118
Very sorry.

338
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,152
Lynette: I'm very sorry
I didn't see you  No no.
My fault is completely
I'm sorry

339
00:18:08,187 --> 00:18:09,320
There is no permanent damage
is complete, I believe

340
00:18:09,354 --> 00:18:11,255
No, no.
Um, mother, there is...

341
00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:13,925
Lynette: I don't know.
Is this a dent before?

342
00:18:13,959 --> 00:18:16,194


343
00:18:16,228 --> 00:18:19,097
Oh, uh, maybe we should
exchange driver license

344
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:22,333
Uh, no
Mother,
there is something
I really...

345
00:18:22,367 --> 00:18:24,068
Come on.

346
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:26,037
What about Wolfsbane?

347
00:18:26,071 --> 00:18:28,005
Can't you see what happened?

348
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,041
Mother made a love relationship.

349
00:18:30,075 --> 00:18:32,243
Are you crazy?
This person is crazy.

350
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,378
He thinks he's in the parking lot.

351
00:18:37,015 --> 00:18:39,150
She's teasing, you dweeb.

352
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,252
And mom goes for it.

353
00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,257
Adam, Chelsea,

354
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:49,093
this is Dimitri,
uh... dentatos

355
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:52,063
Right.
Dentatos.
This is Romanian...

356
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,264
Or maybe Hungarian.

357
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:56,100
So, Dimitri, my mother
something, right?

358
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,268
Smart, funny, beautiful.

359
00:18:57,302 --> 00:19:00,037
You know,
he used to sing
in rock and roll bands.

360
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:02,106
Oh, is that so?

361
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,975
About a million years ago.

362
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:06,210
Chelsea: So, um, Dimitri,
often come here?

363
00:19:06,245 --> 00:19:07,211
Dimitri: No,
Actually, I don't.

364
00:19:07,246 --> 00:19:09,046
I just got to know the environment.

365
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,982
I'm recovering
old mather's house

366
00:19:11,016 --> 00:19:12,183
get off by the lake

367
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:15,920
Oh man.
That... that place
Should be haunted.

368
00:19:15,954 --> 00:19:17,155
Oh, you have to forgive Adam.

369
00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,090
He got a bit of anything
about monsters  Dimitri: Oh, really?

370
00:19:19,124 --> 00:19:20,324
So do you see
revenge count krelski
Last night?

371
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:23,094


372
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,329
Actually...

373
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:26,931
No.

374
00:19:26,965 --> 00:19:29,066
My mother, she... he
made me turn it off  Oh, well, I'm sure
He has good reason.

375
00:19:29,101 --> 00:19:32,136
Thank you.

376
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,304
So, Lynette, are you, uh, going to the register

377
00:19:33,338 --> 00:19:36,240
Don't you want
to get something else?

378
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:37,241
No no.
No, no.

379
00:19:37,276 --> 00:19:39,010
No, uh, we're fine,
though, so, uh, let's go

380
00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:42,280
Lynette:
Good, Taylor.

381
00:19:45,050 --> 00:19:46,350
So you are a doctor?

382
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,262
That's right.

383
00:19:58,297 --> 00:19:59,263
Trauma specialist
in the emergency room

384
00:19:59,298 --> 00:20:01,232
Yes, you know,
between work nights

385
00:20:01,266 --> 00:20:03,201
and sleep during the day,

386
00:20:03,235 --> 00:20:05,002


387
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,337
I hardly get a chance
to the grocery store

388
00:20:06,371 --> 00:20:08,439
But do you know what?

389
00:20:08,473 --> 00:20:10,174
I'm glad I did it.

390
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,152
I'm busy.
What is that?

391
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,388
I'm still looking for.

392
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,359
All my readings
indicate this location

393
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,061
You know, Lynette,

394
00:20:30,095 --> 00:20:32,396
I've been on vacation for a long time
from the hospital, so...

395
00:20:32,431 --> 00:20:35,299
What do doctors do?
When are they off?

396
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:37,468
Well, I can't talk
for the medical profession

397
00:20:37,502 --> 00:20:40,004
overall, of course, but I...

398
00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:42,406
I'm sorry.
What am I saying

399
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:44,008
You are married.

400
00:20:44,042 --> 00:20:45,282
Oh, no, actually, I'm divorced.

401
00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:48,179
Oh really?

402
00:20:48,213 --> 00:20:52,149
Well, in that case,
would you respect me?

403
00:20:52,184 --> 00:20:56,020
Have dinner with me
tomorrow night?

404
00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,221
Oh, I don't know.

405
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,090
I mean, you seem to be kind of...

406
00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:05,029
Oh, what am I saying?

407
00:21:05,063 --> 00:21:06,163
Why not?

408
00:21:06,198 --> 00:21:08,132
I mean, I don't mean
"why not" like in
"I don't care,"

409
00:21:08,166 --> 00:21:11,102
I mean "why not"
as in
"Why not?"

410
00:21:11,136 --> 00:21:14,305
So, can I think of it as yes?

411
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,041
Yes.

412
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,343
Good.

413
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:22,380
No, I'm very close
I can feel it.

414
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:24,181
There are vampires
in that market,

415
00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,083
and I will find it.

416
00:21:46,038 --> 00:21:47,338
Lynette: that's him
I don't want to hear it

417
00:21:47,372 --> 00:21:50,007
another word about vampires
from this family

418
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:52,143
Chelsea: Peter-head,

419
00:21:52,177 --> 00:21:54,145
we are really active
for tomorrow night

420
00:21:54,179 --> 00:21:56,447
We asked my mother to date,
That's how.

421
00:21:56,481 --> 00:21:58,316
So what time are you going to pick me up  Forget what I said
Previously, Duffy.

422
00:21:58,350 --> 00:22:00,117
I can go to concerts.

423
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,285
What ?!
How can you give
my backstage towards the boomer ?!

424
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:05,289
I know what I said before,

425
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,158
But, I mean...

426
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:08,225
But...

427
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:09,360
We have to meet.

428
00:22:09,394 --> 00:22:10,961
No, you, me, and boomers.

429
00:22:10,996 --> 00:22:13,164


430
00:22:13,198 --> 00:22:14,365
See you later

431
00:22:20,238 --> 00:22:22,006
That's all I have.

432
00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,075
Well, that's not enough.

433
00:22:24,109 --> 00:22:25,209
These are children's items.

434
00:22:25,243 --> 00:22:28,179
How can you give
my backstage through
for the boomer ?!

435
00:22:28,213 --> 00:22:30,314
I thought you said
you didn't go

436
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,982
But this is what I did not get.

437
00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,351
Why are boomers?

438
00:22:33,385 --> 00:22:35,453
I mean,
She's tenth grade

439
00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:37,455
who haven't done anything for us  except for taking our lunch money.

440
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:39,457
I think this will be a step

441
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:42,226
towards better
playing relationships.

442
00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:44,362
Yes.
Me and Duffy
are friends now

443
00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:46,464
Come on, duff,
let's go to the arcade

444
00:22:46,498 --> 00:22:49,066


445
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:50,368
Adam: Wha... wait!
ME...

446
00:22:50,402 --> 00:22:53,437
I... I just happen to know
you have a crush on

447
00:22:53,472 --> 00:22:55,039
for a certain high school girl,

448
00:22:55,073 --> 00:22:56,374
which, until now, you think

449
00:22:56,408 --> 00:22:59,009
as... as unreachable.

450
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,379
Do you have a crush on someone?

451
00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:04,315
Eh, what's not affordable?

452
00:23:04,349 --> 00:23:07,184
Now, that means
You don't have a chance,

453
00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:11,155
You... You happen to know
brother.

454
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:15,426
You can get me a date
with Chelsea

455
00:23:15,460 --> 00:23:17,261
Are you like Chelsea Hansen?

456
00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:21,198
Come on.
She's my sister.

457
00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:23,434
Yes, but there has been something like a real date  Like, uh, we will go first
to kung fu movies,

458
00:23:23,468 --> 00:23:26,170


459
00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,038
and then we will come
back here for burgers

460
00:23:28,073 --> 00:23:30,241
Completed

461
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:34,011
And, uh, I have to get it
to kiss him good night  Oh, I, uh,
I can't guarantee that

462
00:23:34,045 --> 00:23:37,314
Alright,

463
00:23:37,349 --> 00:23:39,250
then I can't guarantee this.

464
00:23:39,284 --> 00:23:42,186
Ok, kiss.

465
00:23:45,090 --> 00:23:46,457
on the lips.

466
00:23:46,491 --> 00:23:48,993
Good.
Kiss on the lips.

467
00:23:51,229 --> 00:23:53,264
If a man turns into a bat,

468
00:24:22,394 --> 00:24:24,161
he's a vampire, isn't he?

469
00:24:24,196 --> 00:24:26,163
Yes, it will work.

470
00:24:26,198 --> 00:24:29,233
Is that bad?

471
00:24:29,267 --> 00:24:30,968
Well, only if he chases you.

472
00:24:31,002 --> 00:24:32,369
Then you toast.

473
00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:34,104
Did he turn you into toast?

474
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:35,406


475
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,376
No, he changed you
into a mindless Minion
from the undead

476
00:24:39,411 --> 00:24:41,245
All right, look.

477
00:24:41,279 --> 00:24:43,280
This vampire
found some beautiful girls,

478
00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:44,315
then turn on the charm,

479
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:46,283
and then when the girl
falls for him,

480
00:24:46,318 --> 00:24:48,018
he took it home,

481
00:24:48,053 --> 00:24:49,019
put him in a trance,

482
00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:50,221
then chomp!

483
00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,122
But sometimes wimpy
hero-men appear

484
00:24:52,157 --> 00:24:53,090
and they start fighting.

485
00:24:53,124 --> 00:24:54,391
And if so
There will be a sequel,

486
00:24:54,426 --> 00:24:55,459
vampires get away.

487
00:24:55,494 --> 00:24:56,427
Wait!

488
00:24:56,461 --> 00:24:59,463
What about the girl?
in trans?

489
00:24:59,498 --> 00:25:01,165
It's all about true love.

490
00:25:01,199 --> 00:25:03,400
You know,
It's like this girl
only has so much love

491
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:05,269
for this foofy shirt
male hero,

492
00:25:05,303 --> 00:25:08,038
that, well,
he's out of possession

493
00:25:08,073 --> 00:25:10,274
Like that can defeat vampires.

494
00:25:15,313 --> 00:25:17,147
I'll be back on stage.

495
00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:19,116
I don't believe it!

496
00:25:19,150 --> 00:25:21,051
What should you do?
for boomers

497
00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,353
Oh, yeah, yeah,

498
00:25:22,387 --> 00:25:24,221
I'll tell you later.

499
00:25:30,028 --> 00:25:31,262
How do you stop vampires?

500
00:25:31,296 --> 00:25:35,199
Oh, well, uh, don't take him to your house  or you can stab it
with shares

501
00:25:35,233 --> 00:25:37,368
or you can steal the coffin  and save until sunrise.

502
00:25:37,402 --> 00:25:39,169


503
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:40,337


504
00:25:40,372 --> 00:25:42,973
That's what happened at
Frankenstein's house.

505
00:25:43,008 --> 00:25:44,174
All right, somewhat.

506
00:25:44,209 --> 00:25:45,409
I'm not talking about a film.

507
00:25:45,443 --> 00:25:47,978
I'm talking
real life vampires.

508
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:49,179
Vampires real-live,

509
00:25:49,214 --> 00:25:52,082
and, uh, you
will have to find...

510
00:25:52,117 --> 00:25:53,384
Vampire hunters.

511
00:25:53,418 --> 00:25:55,352
Like this person,
Malachi Van Helsing,

512
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:57,187
but hopefully find it.

513
00:25:57,222 --> 00:26:00,925
The newspaper calls him
mysterious figure and shadow.

514
00:26:00,959 --> 00:26:03,961
We must call him.

515
00:26:03,995 --> 00:26:06,230
Uh, mysterious shadow figure

516
00:26:06,264 --> 00:26:07,398
does not have a telephone number

517
00:26:07,432 --> 00:26:09,099
We have to do something.

518
00:26:09,134 --> 00:26:11,235
Mom is dating a vampire!

519
00:26:11,269 --> 00:26:13,103
Dimitri?

520
00:26:13,138 --> 00:26:15,205
Ah, mom is right.

521
00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:17,341
You shouldn't
watch a monster movie

522
00:26:17,375 --> 00:26:19,143
But he turns into a bat!

523
00:26:19,177 --> 00:26:20,177
I see it!

524
00:26:20,211 --> 00:26:22,279
I did it.
I'm on...
Uh huh.

525
00:27:13,164 --> 00:27:15,032
Hi.

526
00:27:15,066 --> 00:27:17,134
Hello, Chelsea
How are you?

527
00:27:17,168 --> 00:27:19,403
Hi, Dimitri.
How are you?

528
00:27:22,073 --> 00:27:24,208
Will you just stand out there?

529
00:27:24,242 --> 00:27:26,343
Please, come in, right?

530
00:27:26,378 --> 00:27:28,112
Thank you.

531
00:27:41,259 --> 00:27:42,259
Mother!

532
00:27:42,293 --> 00:27:50,293
Uh, sir dentatos
here!

533
00:27:52,338 --> 00:28:00,338
Uh, sir dentatos
here!

534
00:28:06,084 --> 00:28:08,986
Wow, mom.
Uld you excuse me
you look great.
Oment

535
00:28:09,020 --> 00:28:11,021
oh, hi

536
00:28:11,056 --> 00:28:12,289
Dimitri is here

537
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:16,360
All right,
I think I better
finish this

538
00:28:16,394 --> 00:28:18,062
What's wrong?

539
00:28:18,096 --> 00:28:19,396
The man is a total boy.

540
00:28:19,431 --> 00:28:22,166
No, he seems really great.

541
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,167
It's just...

542
00:28:23,201 --> 00:28:26,170
I can't do this

543
00:28:31,443 --> 00:28:34,011
Excuse me.

544
00:28:37,148 --> 00:28:38,315
What is happening?

545
00:28:38,349 --> 00:28:40,951
Mom panics.

546
00:28:40,985 --> 00:28:43,253
Mom panics.

547
00:28:43,288 --> 00:28:45,322
Everything is good.
You look great,

548
00:28:45,356 --> 00:28:47,991
and Dimitri is good.
Dinner time.

549
00:28:48,026 --> 00:28:51,028
You're hungry,
and I'm sure of him too,
so let's go

550
00:28:51,062 --> 00:28:52,096
It's not that simple.

551
00:28:52,130 --> 00:28:55,999
Look, there's a time
when you do things like this,

552
00:28:56,034 --> 00:28:58,235
and then there are times when...

553
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,237
I don't know,
it's too late

554
00:29:00,271 --> 00:29:02,139
What do you mean late?

555
00:29:02,173 --> 00:29:04,374
Now, you make a choice.

556
00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,343
You are married.
You work a job.

557
00:29:06,377 --> 00:29:09,179
You are raising a child
You are divorced

558
00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:12,316
And you become the
kind of person who...

559
00:29:12,350 --> 00:29:14,151
I mean, who's not dating.

560
00:29:14,185 --> 00:29:15,285
Who says

561
00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,386
Now, who am I?

562
00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,322
Not who you are.

563
00:29:18,356 --> 00:29:20,090
That's what you have done.

564
00:29:20,125 --> 00:29:21,391
Who are you
what is in you

565
00:29:21,426 --> 00:29:23,961
As long as you are right,

566
00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:25,095
nothing else matters.

567
00:29:25,130 --> 00:29:27,331
Oh yeah?
Who said that?

568
00:29:27,365 --> 00:29:29,066
You did

569
00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:31,034
You say it all the time.

570
00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:32,970
I mean, come on.

571
00:29:33,004 --> 00:29:34,338
This is only the first date.

572
00:29:34,372 --> 00:29:36,373
I'm sure not
is too strong  Let's hope not.

573
00:29:36,407 --> 00:29:39,209
Oh, Lynette, you look amazing.

574
00:29:44,249 --> 00:29:47,151
Thank you.

575
00:29:47,185 --> 00:29:48,385
Well, I think it's safe to say it

576
00:29:48,419 --> 00:29:49,386
the one I have is very good
planned night

577
00:29:49,420 --> 00:29:52,022
I think we'll start with dinner

578
00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:53,223
on Renfield's on the main road.

579
00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:54,391
Then, uh, maybe some dancing,

580
00:29:54,425 --> 00:29:57,094
followed by a romantic train ride
past the park.

581
00:29:57,128 --> 00:30:00,130
Or we can just go
to the harvest festival

582
00:30:00,165 --> 00:30:02,199
for several hours.
You've been

583
00:30:02,233 --> 00:30:04,134
No!
I mean,
harvest festival?

584
00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,069


585
00:30:06,104 --> 00:30:08,272
Come on, there's no one there
but lots of
from head-bangers

586
00:30:08,306 --> 00:30:10,207
went to
a rock and roll concert.

587
00:30:10,241 --> 00:30:12,075
Lynette:
Oh, Adam!
That is good.

588
00:30:12,110 --> 00:30:14,278
We can try tapping
several bottles of milk

589
00:30:14,312 --> 00:30:16,380
and maybe win yourself
big big doll
crocodile.

590
00:30:16,414 --> 00:30:20,217
Okay, I think...
I think we will be better

591
00:30:20,251 --> 00:30:21,418
sit on the
horse carriage

592
00:30:21,452 --> 00:30:23,987
just rolling slowly
through moonlight.

593
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:27,124
Or the bumper of the car.
I mean the same thing,
basically.

594
00:30:27,158 --> 00:30:28,358
Whatever.
Why don't we start?
with dinner,

595
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:31,028
and see where the night brings us, hmm?

596
00:30:31,062 --> 00:30:32,396
Adam:
Become wastin 'time.

597
00:30:32,430 --> 00:30:34,164
You two have fun now, okay?

598
00:30:34,199 --> 00:30:36,333
Good.
You two
are good

599
00:30:36,367 --> 00:30:37,467
Where is Taylor?

600
00:30:37,502 --> 00:30:39,136
Oh, he said
to say goodbye.

601
00:30:39,170 --> 00:30:41,338
He's really busy upstairs.

602
00:30:41,372 --> 00:30:43,373
Taylor, baby, we're leaving.

603
00:30:43,408 --> 00:30:45,242
We won't be late.

604
00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,244
Please
until you want

605
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:49,479
Then!
Keep going out later
than you want!

606
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:56,353
Show time.

607
00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:01,158
Hi.
Yes.
I need
numbers for...

608
00:31:01,192 --> 00:31:04,428
Malachi Van Helsing.

609
00:31:04,462 --> 00:31:07,030
Yes, I can spell it.

610
00:31:14,405 --> 00:31:16,340
Excuse me for a moment.

611
00:31:22,046 --> 00:31:25,148
One thing you learned
in this business
is people

612
00:31:25,183 --> 00:31:27,084
When you walk into the parking lot,

613
00:31:27,118 --> 00:31:29,086
I said to myself,
"This person is here

614
00:31:29,120 --> 00:31:31,221
for one thing
and just one thing."

615
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,266
Can I borrow your
clipboard, please?

616
00:31:42,300 --> 00:31:44,268
Uh, sure.

617
00:31:44,302 --> 00:31:47,271
Thank you.

618
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:49,339
Hey, hey, hey, hey!

619
00:31:51,476 --> 00:31:53,477
A man is here tonight,

620
00:31:53,511 --> 00:31:56,046
around 6 feet,

621
00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,015
dark haired,

622
00:31:58,049 --> 00:32:00,417
and he bought a car with cash.

623
00:32:00,451 --> 00:32:02,986
Yes, yes, h-he
has one like this,

624
00:32:03,021 --> 00:32:04,955
uh, but the color is red.

625
00:32:04,989 --> 00:32:07,124
Of course the color is red.

626
00:32:07,158 --> 00:32:08,292
Man on phone: This is
Malachi Van Helsing...

627
00:32:08,326 --> 00:32:10,093
My mother is out
with a vampire!

628
00:32:10,128 --> 00:32:11,161
We are in the market
and I see it  turns into a bat!

629
00:32:11,195 --> 00:32:12,162
I'll reply to your call
as fast as I can.

630
00:32:12,196 --> 00:32:14,298
Leave name, address,

631
00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:16,033
and telephone number after the beep.

632
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:18,268
Hi.
This is
Taylor Hansen.

633
00:32:18,303 --> 00:32:20,137
I live at 1344 wedge lanes.

634
00:32:20,171 --> 00:32:23,173
He's looking for
some good places to eat

635
00:32:23,207 --> 00:32:26,243
Uh, I think he has a date
or what, huh?

636
00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:29,112
Do you suggest restaurants?

637
00:32:29,147 --> 00:32:32,049
Alright, I told him all the best joints  is on the main road

638
00:32:32,083 --> 00:32:33,283


639
00:32:33,318 --> 00:32:34,985


640
00:32:35,019 --> 00:32:37,454
Uh, the footprints are glowing...
People are weird,
isn't it?

641
00:32:37,488 --> 00:32:41,291
I know that guy
is a weirdo, I know that!

642
00:32:41,326 --> 00:32:43,026
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey,

643
00:32:43,061 --> 00:32:46,430
hey, how about you
Huh?
Test the road?

644
00:32:48,032 --> 00:32:49,166
No thanks.

645
00:33:17,161 --> 00:33:19,963
Adam & Chelsea: Taylor, what are you doing ?!

646
00:33:19,998 --> 00:33:22,399
I'll save mom!

647
00:33:22,433 --> 00:33:24,401
Save mother?

648
00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:26,203
According to him Dimitri is a vampire.

649
00:33:26,237 --> 00:33:28,138
What is it ?!

650
00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:29,339
Don't worry
I'll catch it

651
00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:32,009
If he finds a mother,
he will come
right home

652
00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:33,377
You realize that, don't you?

653
00:33:33,411 --> 00:33:36,246
Taylor!
Ugh!

654
00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,148
Ugh!

655
00:33:41,285 --> 00:33:42,986
Listen, I have to go.

656
00:33:43,021 --> 00:33:45,222
No, it's okay.
I'll call you back.

657
00:33:45,256 --> 00:33:46,323
What are you doing?

658
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,092
Like I will trust you.

659
00:33:50,194 --> 00:33:51,428
Ok, we have
like half an hour

660
00:33:51,462 --> 00:33:54,097
to overcome this
and then get
back here.

661
00:33:54,132 --> 00:33:56,033
No kidding.

662
00:34:10,148 --> 00:34:12,015
So have you decided?

663
00:34:14,152 --> 00:34:16,019
I have a confession to make.

664
00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:17,220
What is that?

665
00:34:17,255 --> 00:34:20,090
I think you have the wrong woman

666
00:34:20,124 --> 00:34:21,191
How do you mean?

667
00:34:21,225 --> 00:34:23,093
Well, I don't know.
Only... You look like

668
00:34:23,127 --> 00:34:25,962
type of person
who might be
anywhere in the world.

669
00:34:25,997 --> 00:34:28,165
Well, I've never been to the south pole  Listen, why not?
Try the steak, hmm

670
00:34:30,201 --> 00:34:33,970
This is good for blood.

671
00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:36,006
The point is,
You look like you are leading

672
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,241
this romantic,
interesting life and, well...

673
00:34:38,276 --> 00:34:42,179
Not who I am.

674
00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,081
Lynette,

675
00:34:44,115 --> 00:34:45,449
if there is one thing I know,

676
00:34:45,483 --> 00:34:48,051
it's people

677
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,153
Well, you don't know me.
We have just met.

678
00:34:50,188 --> 00:34:54,091
No, that's true.

679
00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:55,192
Well, maybe I don't know who you are,

680
00:34:55,226 --> 00:34:58,328
but I know who you really are.

681
00:34:58,362 --> 00:35:00,997
And maybe, just maybe,

682
00:35:01,032 --> 00:35:03,366
That's the night
is all about.

683
00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:05,969
Maybe!

684
00:35:06,003 --> 00:35:08,071


685
00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:25,989
You know, if this
has happened next summer,

686
00:35:26,023 --> 00:35:27,124
I can drive.

687
00:35:27,158 --> 00:35:28,258
Yeah, well, no.

688
00:35:28,292 --> 00:35:30,026
Come on, we're almost there,
Alright?

689
00:35:47,245 --> 00:35:49,346
May I interest you
in a bottle of wine?

690
00:35:49,380 --> 00:35:51,181
I didn't drink wine.

691
00:35:51,215 --> 00:35:53,383
I think
we will only remain
with water for now

692
00:35:53,417 --> 00:35:54,985
Maybe some garlic bread...

693
00:35:55,019 --> 00:35:57,020
No!
Thank you.

694
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,195
That's it!
Come on.

695
00:36:18,109 --> 00:36:20,210
Chelsea:
What's wrong with you?

696
00:36:20,244 --> 00:36:21,344
I won't let Dimitri

697
00:36:21,379 --> 00:36:23,980
turn the mother into an onion.

698
00:36:24,015 --> 00:36:25,415
Minions!
I told him
that vampires
changed people

699
00:36:25,449 --> 00:36:28,318
to the servant butler.

700
00:36:28,352 --> 00:36:31,087
Why not?
surprised you
is this your fault?

701
00:36:31,122 --> 00:36:33,223
Come on,
squirt.
We have to take you home  Maybe Tiffany
is waiting at home
now.

702
00:36:33,257 --> 00:36:35,358
Did you call
baby sitter?

703
00:36:35,393 --> 00:36:37,060
Come on,
You like Tiffany
You say that

704
00:36:37,094 --> 00:36:40,030
Yeah, besides that, Chelsea
and I have a place to go.

705
00:36:40,064 --> 00:36:42,232
You will let a vampire get a mother  just because you want to get out?

706
00:36:42,266 --> 00:36:43,333
Alright, alright, look.

707
00:36:43,367 --> 00:36:45,001
I'm a master of monsters, right?

708
00:36:45,036 --> 00:36:46,102
Yes.

709
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:47,437
Vampires, werewolves,

710
00:36:47,471 --> 00:36:48,438
evil robots from outer space,

711
00:36:48,472 --> 00:36:50,173


712
00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,308


713
00:36:51,342 --> 00:36:53,143
I can see them a mile away.

714
00:36:53,177 --> 00:36:55,212
And Dimitri is not a vampire.

715
00:36:57,048 --> 00:36:59,049
You set this
so you can get out.

716
00:36:59,083 --> 00:37:00,951
This is your fault!

717
00:37:02,253 --> 00:37:04,955
Ok, so we did!
So what, I mean...

718
00:37:04,989 --> 00:37:06,389
This isn't
going to kill mom
for dating

719
00:37:06,424 --> 00:37:09,993
Yes, that's because
Dimitri is a vampire!

720
00:37:10,027 --> 00:37:11,027
All right, look.

721
00:37:11,062 --> 00:37:12,229
I will go in there

722
00:37:12,263 --> 00:37:14,130
and find out
if this person is really a vampire  If he is, he is dead meat,

723
00:37:14,165 --> 00:37:15,999
and if not,
you have to go home,

724
00:37:16,033 --> 00:37:17,934
put your jammies,
and hang out
with, uh, Tiffany.

725
00:37:17,969 --> 00:37:20,103
And don't tell mom
we come out.

726
00:37:20,137 --> 00:37:22,105


727
00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:25,075
Do we have an agreement?

728
00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:27,410
Okay, agree.

729
00:37:27,445 --> 00:37:29,145
You know better what you do.

730
00:37:29,180 --> 00:37:31,281
Don't worry
I get it wired.

731
00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:33,316
Come on.

732
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:44,294
Hey, Mom, Dimitri.
How did you go?

733
00:37:44,328 --> 00:37:46,229
Lynette: what's wrong
you guys do here

734
00:37:46,264 --> 00:37:47,297
Is everything okay?

735
00:37:47,331 --> 00:37:48,298
Oh, everything's fine.

736
00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:49,299
I just want to apologize  to watch the movie
Last night.

737
00:37:49,333 --> 00:37:52,135
I think it got to Taylor.

738
00:37:52,169 --> 00:37:53,370
She's a vampire.

739
00:37:53,404 --> 00:37:55,205
Vampires?
Who is?

740
00:37:55,239 --> 00:37:57,040
This is my fault  for letting him watch the film.

741
00:37:57,074 --> 00:37:58,074


742
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,943


743
00:37:59,977 --> 00:38:01,077
He made it in.
his head is, well,

744
00:38:01,112 --> 00:38:02,279
Dimitri here is a vampire,

745
00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,347
which we all know he doesn't,

746
00:38:04,382 --> 00:38:07,384
but instead
tells Taylor here
that he-he's crazy

747
00:38:07,418 --> 00:38:10,987
and give him a lifetime
problem of self-image...

748
00:38:11,022 --> 00:38:12,355
We have to prove it
I'm not a vampire.

749
00:38:12,390 --> 00:38:14,324
You know, maybe
I have to go home.

750
00:38:14,358 --> 00:38:16,092
No!
No, no, I mean,

751
00:38:16,127 --> 00:38:17,260
that's all
you can't because...

752
00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:19,129
What do I think
Adam tried to say it

753
00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,997
if you go home now

754
00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:22,966
then Taylor will
spend the rest of his life

755
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,934
think I'm a vampire.

756
00:38:24,969 --> 00:38:28,004
Right, right!
We need a
kind of test

757
00:38:30,174 --> 00:38:32,075
Spoon test

758
00:38:32,109 --> 00:38:34,077
Spoon test

759
00:38:34,111 --> 00:38:37,180
Right!
Spoon
test, correct

760
00:38:37,214 --> 00:38:40,083
A vampire can't... uh...

761
00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,352
That's right.
Hang a spoon on his nose.

762
00:38:42,386 --> 00:38:45,088
Right, right.
The old
transylvanian test

763
00:38:45,122 --> 00:38:47,090
Very?

764
00:38:47,124 --> 00:38:48,224
So you mean you will

765
00:38:48,259 --> 00:38:50,427
makes me take a spoon test

766
00:38:52,096 --> 00:38:53,963
You have no other choice.

767
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:56,132
But... but if I'm really a vampire, then...

768
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,102
That's right.
You will explode
to one million pieces.

769
00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:00,170
All restaurants will be sprayed  with your bloody pieces

770
00:39:00,204 --> 00:39:01,271
from vampires...
Festering... Meat.

771
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:06,009


772
00:39:06,043 --> 00:39:08,912
Wow.

773
00:39:08,946 --> 00:39:10,280
I think
this is a chance
we have to take

774
00:39:10,314 --> 00:39:12,982
Maybe I should get it
some extra napkins,
just in case.

775
00:39:13,017 --> 00:39:15,051
Give me the spoon.

776
00:39:15,086 --> 00:39:19,089
Sure.
Right.
This will be it.

777
00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:35,271
Am I okay
Am I still here?

778
00:39:35,306 --> 00:39:36,272
You are still here.

779
00:39:36,307 --> 00:39:37,407
Oh, thank God!

780
00:39:37,441 --> 00:39:39,342
There, you see?

781
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:42,278
I don't think I'm a vampire.

782
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:47,417
Good.
Sorry.

783
00:39:47,451 --> 00:39:49,285
Are you sure you're okay, honey?

784
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,054
Yes.
All good.

785
00:39:51,088 --> 00:39:54,424
Exit fire
Look,
if you go home now,
he will feel bad,

786
00:39:54,458 --> 00:39:55,992
right?
Of course.

787
00:39:56,026 --> 00:39:58,094
So, um, you know what, we're going to go

788
00:39:58,129 --> 00:40:00,397
So, goodbye, mother.
Goodbye, Dimitri.

789
00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:01,398
You guys have fun.
Good night  and see you later...

790
00:40:01,432 --> 00:40:03,433
See you later!

791
00:40:11,208 --> 00:40:14,377
Adam did the spoon
test.
Dimitri
is not a vampire

792
00:40:22,486 --> 00:40:25,989
Yes, we have to go, Taylor.

793
00:40:26,023 --> 00:40:27,991
You're really good with kids  Well, I love kids.

794
00:40:28,025 --> 00:40:30,360
I think they are sweet.

795
00:40:30,394 --> 00:40:32,395
Well, I don't want to call my children sweet,

796
00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,030
But they are good kids.

797
00:40:34,064 --> 00:40:36,032
Well, you clearly did it  very good job with them.

798
00:40:36,066 --> 00:40:38,234


799
00:40:38,269 --> 00:40:39,309


800
00:40:39,336 --> 00:40:41,171


801
00:40:41,205 --> 00:40:44,107
I don't know
Sometimes
I'm not sure.

802
00:40:44,141 --> 00:40:47,110
All right, Lynette.

803
00:40:47,144 --> 00:40:50,113
You know, I understand
a power in you,
Lynette.

804
00:40:50,147 --> 00:40:52,182
No, no, maybe not strength.

805
00:40:52,216 --> 00:40:55,452
More like... fire.

806
00:40:55,486 --> 00:40:59,055
Just burning
just below the
surface.

807
00:41:02,059 --> 00:41:05,361
I think maybe
is the time to let
fire burn.

808
00:41:23,414 --> 00:41:24,447
Hi, Tiffany.

809
00:41:24,482 --> 00:41:26,382
Hey, made by Taylor.
How are you doing, kiddo?

810
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:27,984
Large.

811
00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:31,187
Wait a minute.
Goodbye, Taylor, see you soon!

812
00:41:34,058 --> 00:41:35,298
Can I put my bicycle?

813
00:41:35,326 --> 00:41:36,392
No.

814
00:41:36,427 --> 00:41:38,027
What's wrong with you?

815
00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:39,329
We have to go back to the restaurant.

816
00:41:39,363 --> 00:41:41,231
Peter will be here
in, like,
10 minutes!

817
00:41:41,265 --> 00:41:44,067
Forget Peter!
Dimitri is a vampire.
I see it.

818
00:41:44,101 --> 00:41:45,301
I mean, I didn't see it.

819
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:46,336
In the mirror in the restaurant.

820
00:41:46,370 --> 00:41:48,071
Yes, right.

821
00:41:48,105 --> 00:41:50,206
No, I'm serious!
That person doesn't mirror
in the mirror.

822
00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:52,141
Only mother and nothing.

823
00:41:52,176 --> 00:41:54,210
Come on.
We have to
Take him out of there

824
00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:55,478
If he's a vampire,

825
00:41:55,513 --> 00:41:59,015
it's not like that
be a little
more... evil?

826
00:41:59,049 --> 00:42:00,416
He tried to make him fall in love with him  If he comes to him willingly,

827
00:42:00,451 --> 00:42:02,252
then he, well, he is forever.

828
00:42:02,286 --> 00:42:04,187
You went
lost your concert

829
00:42:04,221 --> 00:42:05,388


830
00:42:05,422 --> 00:42:06,956
and messing up my account  If we don't do something,
Mother has it!

831
00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:09,392
Please, you have to trust me  Well, I'm not!

832
00:42:09,426 --> 00:42:11,394
But what if I'm right?

833
00:42:11,428 --> 00:42:12,428
Come on, chel.

834
00:42:12,463 --> 00:42:14,063
I need you.

835
00:42:14,098 --> 00:42:15,431
I hate you now too.

836
00:42:15,466 --> 00:42:18,334
You know that, don't you?

837
00:42:18,369 --> 00:42:20,270
I'm fine with that

838
00:42:20,304 --> 00:42:21,971
That place is great

839
00:42:22,006 --> 00:42:24,107
no thanks.

840
00:42:29,046 --> 00:42:30,947
So what are we?

841
00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:32,815
Is there more?

842
00:42:32,850 --> 00:42:33,883
Of course.
That will improve.

843
00:42:33,918 --> 00:42:34,884
Good.
Where?

844
00:42:34,919 --> 00:42:37,186
Well, I think maybe we will find

845
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:39,255
some places are quiet,

846
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:40,957
Enjoy a beautiful night

847
00:42:40,991 --> 00:42:42,158


848
00:42:42,192 --> 00:42:45,295


849
00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:49,098
Why not us?
just walk a little
How does that sound?

850
00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:52,135
No, I didn't make this!

851
00:42:52,169 --> 00:42:54,270
Yes, I know this is crazy.

852
00:42:54,305 --> 00:42:56,839
Ok, come on.
They leave

853
00:43:14,825 --> 00:43:16,926
Not possible.

854
00:43:16,961 --> 00:43:18,094
Not possible.

855
00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:21,097
Ha ha!
Impossible!

856
00:43:21,131 --> 00:43:24,000
No way!

857
00:43:24,034 --> 00:43:25,134
I won!

858
00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:27,236
Hold.
Impossible.

859
00:43:27,271 --> 00:43:29,839
Yes!
I get 8
, see?

860
00:43:29,873 --> 00:43:30,974
You want to play again

861
00:43:31,008 --> 00:43:33,209
No. Now, you really,
really have to sleep.

862
00:43:33,243 --> 00:43:36,279
Good.
Good night.

863
00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:39,882
Absolutely.

864
00:43:39,917 --> 00:43:41,918
Absolutely!

865
00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,289
Ha ha!
At all!

866
00:43:46,323 --> 00:43:47,924
No way!

867
00:43:52,296 --> 00:43:54,998
Are you Malachi Van Helsing?

868
00:43:55,032 --> 00:43:57,033
On a good day.

869
00:44:00,170 --> 00:44:01,771
Do I know you?

870
00:44:01,805 --> 00:44:03,172
I see you on the market.

871
00:44:03,207 --> 00:44:04,807
Do you want to come in?

872
00:44:04,842 --> 00:44:07,210
Uh, I have to
maybe
stays here

873
00:44:07,244 --> 00:44:08,811
It's okay.

874
00:44:08,846 --> 00:44:11,080
I read everything about you.
I call you

875
00:44:11,115 --> 00:44:14,083
Not that I don't know you.

876
00:44:14,118 --> 00:44:15,084
Absolutely.

877
00:44:15,119 --> 00:44:16,819
Hey, Tiffany!

878
00:44:16,854 --> 00:44:18,154
This is Malachi Van Helsing.

879
00:44:18,188 --> 00:44:19,889
He is a vampire hunter.

880
00:44:19,923 --> 00:44:21,190
Vampire hunters?

881
00:44:21,225 --> 00:44:23,793
It's okay.
I asked him
to come.

882
00:44:23,827 --> 00:44:25,228
Taylor, you have to sleep now.

883
00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:26,863
He has to sleep.

884
00:44:26,897 --> 00:44:27,964
Good.

885
00:44:27,998 --> 00:44:29,098
Good.

886
00:44:29,133 --> 00:44:30,199
Want a cake?

887
00:44:30,234 --> 00:44:31,267
Uh, no thanks  My mother made them.
They are really good.

888
00:44:31,301 --> 00:44:33,936
Tiffany: total!

889
00:44:33,971 --> 00:44:35,071
I'll save it for later,
Alright?

890
00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:37,173
Now, this person
You called me about,

891
00:44:37,207 --> 00:44:39,876
did he meet
your mother
Last night

892
00:44:39,910 --> 00:44:41,077
in the supermarket?

893
00:44:41,111 --> 00:44:42,145
Yes, but Dimitri
is not a vampire  Adam did a spoon test.

894
00:44:42,179 --> 00:44:44,814
Oh no.

895
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:47,183
That's why they returned.

896
00:44:49,053 --> 00:44:51,821
That's why who's back?

897
00:44:51,855 --> 00:44:53,056
My brother and sister

898
00:44:53,090 --> 00:44:54,891
They chased the vampire.

899
00:44:54,925 --> 00:44:55,958
Why do you have to
do it
like that?

900
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:58,094


901
00:44:58,128 --> 00:45:01,831


902
00:45:01,865 --> 00:45:03,232
He has our mother

903
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:08,137
Do you have an idea
where did they go,
Taylor?

904
00:45:08,172 --> 00:45:11,207
Yes!
This is a place called
rhinefeld or the like

905
00:45:11,241 --> 00:45:12,909
And they will dance.

906
00:45:12,943 --> 00:45:13,910
Ok, thank you.

907
00:45:13,944 --> 00:45:16,212
Wait!
I want to go with you.

908
00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:20,116
Sorry, son,
but I work alone

909
00:45:21,952 --> 00:45:23,086
This is my mother.

910
00:45:23,120 --> 00:45:24,220
This is too dangerous  I can help.

911
00:45:24,254 --> 00:45:25,788
No, you can't.

912
00:45:25,823 --> 00:45:26,322
That's how it is.

913
00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:29,025
Vampire hunters?

914
00:45:37,067 --> 00:45:39,936
Lynette:
I don't believe.

915
00:45:48,979 --> 00:45:52,014
I don't believe
this place
is still here

916
00:45:52,049 --> 00:45:55,218
We have to enter!

917
00:45:55,252 --> 00:45:56,252


918
00:45:56,286 --> 00:45:58,187
Now wait a minute.
Do you want to go there?

919
00:45:58,222 --> 00:46:00,089
All right, you say
you want
to go dance

920
00:46:00,124 --> 00:46:02,058
Don't you like rockabilly music?

921
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:03,793
Uh, alright, eh, yeah.

922
00:46:03,827 --> 00:46:07,029
Of course I... I love
rockabilly music

923
00:46:08,198 --> 00:46:09,165
All right, do you want to dance?

924
00:46:09,199 --> 00:46:12,001
Come on, come on, uh, let's dance.

925
00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:14,871
You like kids
and rockabilly music.

926
00:46:14,905 --> 00:46:16,239
I dream.

927
00:46:24,815 --> 00:46:27,049
Come on.

928
00:46:36,160 --> 00:46:38,928
Let's dance!

929
00:46:38,962 --> 00:46:42,198
♪ Stones are ten times hotter
than the entire jalapeño ♪

930
00:46:42,232 --> 00:46:45,034
♪ Friend and me, we're driving back to the state ♪

931
00:46:46,970 --> 00:46:51,240
♪ she's complete, she
madness of my perfect picture ♪

932
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:53,843
♪ goonie birds, goonie birds,
rock bird goonies ♪

933
00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:56,012
♪ goonie birds, goonie birds,
rock bird goonies ♪

934
00:46:56,046 --> 00:46:57,980
♪ goonie birds, goonie birds,
goonie birds, goonie birds ♪

935
00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,850
♪ the goonie bird,
rock bird goonie ♪

936
00:47:08,225 --> 00:47:09,192
What now?

937
00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:11,828
Okay, if possible
Ask mom to go
from Dimitri...

938
00:47:11,862 --> 00:47:13,930
♪ Goonie birds,
rock bird goonies ♪

939
00:47:13,964 --> 00:47:15,898
Maybe I can catch it
out of there

940
00:47:15,933 --> 00:47:19,068
And how are you?
propose to go inside?

941
00:47:23,106 --> 00:47:25,141
Pay attention to the bicycle.

942
00:47:48,832 --> 00:47:51,000
♪ Something happened
hurts you ♪

943
00:47:51,034 --> 00:47:53,803
♪ I think I got the medicine ♪

944
00:47:53,837 --> 00:47:56,072
♪ So come a little
walk with me ♪

945
00:47:56,106 --> 00:47:59,008
♪ and we'll find out
for sure ♪

946
00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:01,744
♪ It's fair
What you need ♪

947
00:48:01,778 --> 00:48:04,080
♪ to make you feel good ♪

948
00:48:04,114 --> 00:48:05,882
♪ for you
a new woman ♪

949
00:48:05,916 --> 00:48:08,117
♪ before night ♪

950
00:48:08,151 --> 00:48:09,986
How are you, Bob?

951
00:48:10,020 --> 00:48:11,921
Jim's name.

952
00:48:11,955 --> 00:48:14,790
Yes it's true.
Jim.
Jim.
That's what they say  Who said that?

953
00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,859


954
00:48:16,894 --> 00:48:18,027
Oh, only a few girls behind.

955
00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:20,029
They're like, "oh,
Jim can't dance!
Blah blah blah.

956
00:48:20,063 --> 00:48:21,831
He's a loser!
Blah blah."

957
00:48:21,865 --> 00:48:23,105
You know, only things like that.

958
00:48:23,133 --> 00:48:25,234
I dance all the time.

959
00:48:25,269 --> 00:48:28,804
Alright
looks like you
stand around.

960
00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,139
But, look, there,

961
00:48:30,173 --> 00:48:33,175
there is a girl
who actually doesn't
dance with anyone

962
00:48:33,210 --> 00:48:35,111
And, well...

963
00:48:35,145 --> 00:48:38,047
Oh, like they
know what,
right?

964
00:48:40,050 --> 00:48:41,183
Ahem!
Excuse me, kid.

965
00:48:41,218 --> 00:48:42,184
Yes, see you later.

966
00:48:42,219 --> 00:48:44,987
♪ I got a bad vaccine ♪

967
00:48:45,022 --> 00:48:47,089
♪ it's a big
recipe ♪

968
00:48:47,124 --> 00:48:50,159
♪ and I need
some priority air ♪

969
00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:52,261
♪ I just got it
to get it ♪

970
00:48:52,296 --> 00:48:54,163
♪ enter yourself ♪

971
00:48:54,197 --> 00:48:56,232
Hi.
I'm Jim.
Will you like dancing?

972
00:48:56,266 --> 00:48:58,935
♪ I don't feel
different... ♪

973
00:48:58,969 --> 00:49:01,737
Um... oh!
This person
just asked me to dance.

974
00:49:01,772 --> 00:49:02,738
Do you mind?

975
00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,141
Well, of course I don't mind.

976
00:49:05,175 --> 00:49:08,210
But you
are leaving,
right?

977
00:49:09,913 --> 00:49:11,914
What?

978
00:49:16,086 --> 00:49:18,187
Oh!
Whoa!

979
00:49:18,221 --> 00:49:21,924
Oh.
It seems like he
changed his mind  ♪ This is a simple operation ♪

980
00:49:28,031 --> 00:49:30,199


981
00:49:30,233 --> 00:49:33,235
♪ I just love
to show you how to groove ♪

982
00:49:33,270 --> 00:49:35,972
♪ turn on the light
the way down low ♪

983
00:49:36,006 --> 00:49:38,174
♪ and that's what I want to do with you ♪

984
00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:41,978
♪ ow!
♪

985
00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:50,820
♪ Ah, give me!
♪

986
00:50:01,965 --> 00:50:04,166
♪ That won't happen
hurt you ♪

987
00:50:04,201 --> 00:50:06,202
♪ or make you run
to the door ♪

988
00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:15,011
This is faster if you go left.

989
00:50:22,085 --> 00:50:23,853
What are you doing here?

990
00:50:23,887 --> 00:50:25,021
I came out of my window.

991
00:50:25,055 --> 00:50:28,224
Left here
There is
construction in third place.

992
00:50:28,258 --> 00:50:30,026
Listen, Taylor,
you have to get out

993
00:50:30,060 --> 00:50:32,061
You can't leave me
on the road.
I am 8

994
00:50:32,095 --> 00:50:33,162
But you can't come with me.

995
00:50:33,196 --> 00:50:35,297
I pursue real life...

996
00:50:35,332 --> 00:50:37,833
A dead vampire
Do you understand?

997
00:50:37,868 --> 00:50:39,969
This is my mother.
Do you understand?

998
00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:41,837
Listen, I'm sorry,
Son, I really am.

999
00:50:41,872 --> 00:50:42,838
But I can't take you with me.

1000
00:50:42,873 --> 00:50:44,173
I have to drop you off, okay?

1001
00:50:44,207 --> 00:50:47,076
You can't.
You
are responsible for me now

1002
00:50:52,949 --> 00:50:54,083
All right, look.

1003
00:50:54,117 --> 00:50:56,152
If I say duck, you are a duck.

1004
00:50:56,186 --> 00:50:58,220
If I say hide, you hide.

1005
00:50:58,255 --> 00:50:59,288
And if I say
it's too dangerous...

1006
00:50:59,322 --> 00:51:02,191
This is too dangerous
I get you.

1007
00:51:02,225 --> 00:51:04,193
Use your seat belt.

1008
00:51:05,929 --> 00:51:08,130
What is this?

1009
00:51:08,165 --> 00:51:10,032
Oops

1010
00:51:13,236 --> 00:51:15,004
Hi.
This is me.

1011
00:51:15,038 --> 00:51:17,840
You will never be able to guess where I am.

1012
00:51:17,874 --> 00:51:20,976
♪ And that's what happened
I want to do it for you ♪

1013
00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:25,147
Singer: Hey,
look at this!

1014
00:51:25,182 --> 00:51:27,116
Way back before
Most of you are digging

1015
00:51:27,150 --> 00:51:28,184
This whole rockabilly scene,

1016
00:51:28,218 --> 00:51:30,853
there are lots of
from gals called
blues cowgirl

1017
00:51:30,887 --> 00:51:32,822
who used to tear this joint.

1018
00:51:32,856 --> 00:51:35,124
I don't believe it!

1019
00:51:35,158 --> 00:51:36,258
One of the girls
was here tonight

1020
00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:38,294
If you are all really good
and clapping loudly,

1021
00:51:38,328 --> 00:51:40,096
I bet we can bring it here.

1022
00:51:40,130 --> 00:51:41,063
Come on, Lynette,

1023
00:51:41,098 --> 00:51:44,166
and belt one out
for the past.

1024
00:51:47,971 --> 00:51:50,239
What

1025
00:51:55,278 --> 00:51:58,080
Do you remember maybe?

1026
00:52:04,821 --> 00:52:06,989
Man: We love you!

1027
00:52:08,125 --> 00:52:12,928
♪ If you ask
if I fall in love, maybe ♪

1028
00:52:15,899 --> 00:52:20,236
♪ if there is someone
I'm thinking, maybe ♪

1029
00:52:23,006 --> 00:52:27,977
That's it
I wish it was mine
Maybe ♪

1030
00:52:28,011 --> 00:52:30,146
♪ hey!
♪

1031
00:52:30,180 --> 00:52:35,084
♪ If there's a chance
he'll give me time, maybe ♪

1032
00:52:37,888 --> 00:52:41,257
♪ there's a spotlight in your eyes ♪

1033
00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:44,994
♪ and that makes me
hypnotized ♪

1034
00:52:45,028 --> 00:52:48,898
♪ I sit and wait for
for your call ♪

1035
00:52:48,932 --> 00:52:52,868
Hey!
You cannot
be here

1036
00:52:52,903 --> 00:52:55,938
Oh.
That's
my mom is up there

1037
00:52:55,972 --> 00:52:57,273
Very?

1038
00:52:57,307 --> 00:52:59,842
Lynette Hansen is your mother?

1039
00:52:59,876 --> 00:53:00,943
Now, you are a lucky child.

1040
00:53:00,977 --> 00:53:03,212
But you still have to wait outside

1041
00:53:03,246 --> 00:53:05,114
I'm leaving, it's just...

1042
00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:08,184
There is this person,
has followed
my mother,

1043
00:53:08,218 --> 00:53:10,252
stalking it actually

1044
00:53:10,287 --> 00:53:11,987
She's not here now, is she?

1045
00:53:12,022 --> 00:53:13,789
Yes, that is so.

1046
00:53:13,823 --> 00:53:15,157
He is right there.

1047
00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:18,227
He... he's fine
has worried us

1048
00:53:18,261 --> 00:53:20,095
Do you want him to get out of here?

1049
00:53:20,130 --> 00:53:21,864
Y-Will you do it?

1050
00:53:21,898 --> 00:53:24,099
For Lynette Hansen
You bet.

1051
00:53:29,005 --> 00:53:32,942
♪ There's a highlight
in your eyes ♪

1052
00:53:32,976 --> 00:53:36,245
♪ and that makes me
hypnotized ♪

1053
00:53:36,279 --> 00:53:39,982
♪ I sit and wait for
for your call ♪

1054
00:53:40,016 --> 00:53:43,852
♪ but I have
no doubt ♪

1055
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:46,021
♪ maybe ♪

1056
00:53:46,056 --> 00:53:47,223
Hey, nice.

1057
00:53:47,257 --> 00:53:50,092
♪ Maybe, yes!
♪

1058
00:53:50,126 --> 00:53:52,228
The party ends
Get him out of here!

1059
00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,169
My sister likes
obsessed with this
vampire thing and...

1060
00:54:07,244 --> 00:54:09,078
And stay out.

1061
00:55:09,072 --> 00:55:11,106
We miss him, don't we?

1062
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:14,043
Hey, kid,
we just got
started, okay?

1063
00:55:14,077 --> 00:55:16,845
This
hasn't ended yet,
not with a long shot.

1064
00:55:19,182 --> 00:55:21,183
He said they would dance.

1065
00:55:21,217 --> 00:55:22,885
Dance?

1066
00:55:22,919 --> 00:55:25,988
Where will you go
around here if you
want to dance?

1067
00:55:26,022 --> 00:55:28,824
How do I know?
I am 8

1068
00:55:29,893 --> 00:55:30,893
Right.

1069
00:55:36,199 --> 00:55:37,866
Yes!

1070
00:55:54,918 --> 00:55:55,918
What happened?

1071
00:55:55,952 --> 00:55:57,686
How did Dmitri come back?

1072
00:55:57,721 --> 00:56:01,623
He, uh, walked on the wall.

1073
00:56:02,592 --> 00:56:03,826
Is that a vampire?

1074
00:56:03,860 --> 00:56:06,895
Y-yeah, tha... that's
vampire thing

1075
00:56:06,930 --> 00:56:08,564
Because Dmitri is a vampire.

1076
00:56:08,598 --> 00:56:09,698
"I'm afraid of that.

1077
00:56:09,733 --> 00:56:10,866
Who will bite the mother.

1078
00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,801
If he gets it himself.

1079
00:56:12,836 --> 00:56:15,604
Alright.
I'm on the boat

1080
00:56:15,638 --> 00:56:16,805
What do we do?

1081
00:56:16,840 --> 00:56:19,041
What... what happened to the bike?

1082
00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:21,977
Oh.
He did it.

1083
00:56:22,011 --> 00:56:23,912
With his bare hands.

1084
00:56:26,916 --> 00:56:28,050
Mother!
Mother!

1085
00:56:28,084 --> 00:56:29,651
Mother!

1086
00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:31,620
Mother!
Mother!

1087
00:56:33,056 --> 00:56:34,590
We are drowning

1088
00:56:34,624 --> 00:56:35,991
We really sank.

1089
00:56:37,093 --> 00:56:40,696
Oh, man, that's very fun!

1090
00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:43,632
I think there's nothing
remember the cowgirl blues

1091
00:56:43,666 --> 00:56:47,069
Can you believe
I haven't sung
in 15 years?

1092
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:49,037
What have I done?

1093
00:56:49,072 --> 00:56:50,973
You sound great  So do you enjoy yourself?

1094
00:56:52,776 --> 00:56:53,976


1095
00:56:54,010 --> 00:56:55,677
Are you kidding me?

1096
00:56:55,712 --> 00:56:57,813
I just hope I can continue like this forever  Well, that can be arranged.

1097
00:56:57,847 --> 00:56:59,648
I really know where we should go next  A quiet place maybe?

1098
00:56:59,682 --> 00:57:01,583
Yes, right.
Ok, turn left here.

1099
00:57:01,618 --> 00:57:02,951
Things like this always happen

1100
00:57:02,986 --> 00:57:05,754
for good people
in the calculation of the film.

1101
00:57:05,789 --> 00:57:06,889
Ok, so what happens next, genius?

1102
00:57:06,923 --> 00:57:08,857
Okay, alright,
alright, um...

1103
00:57:08,892 --> 00:57:12,761
In the film,
count krelski
get the girl herself,

1104
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:14,663
and said, "come on
to my castle, my dear,

1105
00:57:14,697 --> 00:57:16,999


1106
00:57:17,033 --> 00:57:19,001


1107
00:57:19,035 --> 00:57:21,737
and I will show it to you
a miracle beyond imagination... "

1108
00:57:21,771 --> 00:57:23,038
and he fell for it.

1109
00:57:23,072 --> 00:57:24,940
That's not a mother.

1110
00:57:24,974 --> 00:57:26,642
And when a guy
wants you to like them,

1111
00:57:26,676 --> 00:57:29,678
they go everywhere
You want them to go away.

1112
00:57:29,712 --> 00:57:31,613
He's not a "man".
He's a vampire.

1113
00:57:31,648 --> 00:57:33,582
I don't care
if he's Frankenstein

1114
00:57:33,616 --> 00:57:36,752
= = People are the same.

1115
00:57:36,786 --> 00:57:38,821
Ok, so, where do you want to go?

1116
00:57:38,855 --> 00:57:40,656
Harvest festival!

1117
00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:45,027
Except that
5 miles from here

1118
00:57:47,831 --> 00:57:49,798
No problem.

1119
00:57:51,000 --> 00:57:53,802
Give me your call

1120
00:57:59,075 --> 00:58:00,809


1121
00:58:00,844 --> 00:58:01,977


1122
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,888
If he's a vampire,

1123
00:58:12,922 --> 00:58:15,624
what did he drive, hearse?

1124
00:58:15,658 --> 00:58:16,925
I don't know
Some intense
red sports car

1125
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:19,962
But, dude,
we have to find
my mother.

1126
00:58:19,996 --> 00:58:22,631
Once the concert is finished.

1127
00:58:22,665 --> 00:58:24,600
Forget your concert!

1128
00:58:24,634 --> 00:58:25,868
♪ Do you know?
♪

1129
00:58:25,902 --> 00:58:27,936
Right.

1130
00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:32,875
All right, dudes
Battlestar Doc.

1131
00:58:49,826 --> 00:58:51,960
Come on, Duffy,
You have to help us.

1132
00:58:51,995 --> 00:58:54,796
We have to go, man.
Sorry.

1133
00:58:54,831 --> 00:58:56,064
Come on, boomer.

1134
00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:58,033
Someone
must sell
an additional ticket

1135
00:58:58,067 --> 00:59:02,771
No, I, uh, went to the harvest festival
with Chelsea  So... so you
will help us

1136
00:59:03,773 --> 00:59:05,974


1137
00:59:06,009 --> 00:59:07,609
No.

1138
00:59:07,644 --> 00:59:09,645
Come on, Chelsea.
You are hungry?

1139
00:59:09,679 --> 00:59:11,013
Let's take a corn dog.

1140
00:59:11,047 --> 00:59:13,782
No, I don't think so.

1141
00:59:13,816 --> 00:59:15,984
ViXen, heh.
Playing is hard to come by.

1142
00:59:16,019 --> 00:59:17,686
Could it be, boomers.

1143
00:59:18,855 --> 00:59:20,689
No, you can, Adam.

1144
00:59:20,723 --> 00:59:21,790
We have an agreement, man.

1145
00:59:21,824 --> 00:59:22,958
You have passed the concert

1146
00:59:22,992 --> 00:59:24,893
and I'm dating
with your sister

1147
00:59:28,598 --> 00:59:31,600
Yeah, well, deal off.

1148
00:59:31,634 --> 00:59:32,935
I think you are my friend.

1149
00:59:32,969 --> 00:59:34,770
me.

1150
00:59:34,804 --> 00:59:35,904
Right.

1151
00:59:35,939 --> 00:59:37,773
Chelsea, wait!

1152
00:59:40,777 --> 00:59:42,811
Come on, Chelsea, wait.

1153
00:59:44,981 --> 00:59:46,682
I don't believe you  I mean, all selfish...

1154
00:59:46,716 --> 00:59:49,585


1155
00:59:49,619 --> 00:59:51,820
You promised so
creep out with me

1156
00:59:51,854 --> 00:59:53,755
for concert tickets?

1157
00:59:53,790 --> 00:59:56,725
I don't want to talk.
We just did the same thing to a mother

1158
00:59:56,759 --> 00:59:58,794
And that idea as well.

1159
00:59:58,828 --> 01:00:01,063
See, chels, it
bad thing to do

1160
01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:03,799
And when I do,
Things are different.

1161
01:00:03,833 --> 01:00:04,866
I'm different.

1162
01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:06,668
That this afternoon!

1163
01:00:06,703 --> 01:00:10,939
Look, I... I learned that if you do not
respect the important things,

1164
01:00:10,974 --> 01:00:13,041
everything can fall apart.

1165
01:00:13,076 --> 01:00:16,812
I know that now, and I'm sorry.

1166
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:23,752
Alright, come on

1167
01:00:23,786 --> 01:00:25,988
But you're still dweeb.

1168
01:00:29,926 --> 01:00:33,795
Hey, I bet
That car vampire.

1169
01:00:45,908 --> 01:00:47,109
Like that
one million people here

1170
01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:48,110
That's... that's good.

1171
01:00:48,144 --> 01:00:50,746
As long as they are in the crowd, mother is safe.

1172
01:00:50,780 --> 01:00:52,047
How will we find it?

1173
01:00:52,081 --> 01:00:53,782
I suggest we separate.

1174
01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:55,984
Then we go
alone with Dmitri

1175
01:01:06,095 --> 01:01:08,630
All right,
You found it,
You called me

1176
01:01:08,665 --> 01:01:09,731
I found them, I called you.

1177
01:01:09,766 --> 01:01:11,700
Turn the small button
to channel 3,

1178
01:01:11,734 --> 01:01:13,702
and it will give us
some privacy

1179
01:01:13,736 --> 01:01:14,903
Now, let's find mom, okay?

1180
01:01:14,937 --> 01:01:16,638
How do we know
Where do you start?

1181
01:01:16,673 --> 01:01:19,041
This is mother.
Think... Mature.

1182
01:01:19,075 --> 01:01:20,842
Aaaaaaaah!

1183
01:01:28,084 --> 01:01:30,752
Hey, Chelsea.
How are you?

1184
01:01:30,787 --> 01:01:32,654
I got on the Ferris wheel.

1185
01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:35,057
I can see everything from here.

1186
01:01:35,091 --> 01:01:37,693
Wait, Adam.
I see them.

1187
01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,628
They go down
scrambler  I see them.

1188
01:01:41,898 --> 01:01:43,899
Isn't that fun?

1189
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:45,667
Oh, everything is fun.
Tons of fun.

1190
01:01:45,702 --> 01:01:47,869
But now, it's time to leave all this.

1191
01:01:47,904 --> 01:01:51,707
What are you talking about?

1192
01:01:51,741 --> 01:01:53,008
I'm talking about
forever, Lynette

1193
01:01:53,042 --> 01:01:55,110
Whoa.
Slow down - slow
There, cowboy.

1194
01:01:56,112 --> 01:01:58,814
Listen, tonight's amazing.

1195
01:01:58,848 --> 01:02:00,749
I mean, I really feel
like I met someone

1196
01:02:00,783 --> 01:02:03,051


1197
01:02:03,086 --> 01:02:05,821
An old friend
that I never thought of
I will see again.

1198
01:02:05,855 --> 01:02:06,988
Now that's natural
You feel like that.

1199
01:02:07,023 --> 01:02:10,792
That's...
that's the depth
of our relationship

1200
01:02:10,827 --> 01:02:12,928
No, I didn't mean that.

1201
01:02:16,699 --> 01:02:19,601
But you... You have to do it
feel inside,

1202
01:02:19,635 --> 01:02:21,036
a strong attraction for me

1203
01:02:21,070 --> 01:02:23,872
I'm sorry, Dmitri.

1204
01:02:23,906 --> 01:02:26,641
Only a few people
Don't click

1205
01:02:26,676 --> 01:02:28,677
I mean, I have an amazing time.

1206
01:02:28,711 --> 01:02:32,647
I just feel like
who I want to be
and who you are,

1207
01:02:32,682 --> 01:02:34,950
they are very different

1208
01:02:34,984 --> 01:02:36,952
What about bumper cars?

1209
01:02:36,986 --> 01:02:38,053
No!

1210
01:02:38,087 --> 01:02:39,888
I don't think so.

1211
01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:45,727
I hate this place.
I hate hill music.

1212
01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:48,063
I'm tired, and I'm hungry.

1213
01:02:48,097 --> 01:02:50,098
Time to go home.

1214
01:02:51,801 --> 01:02:53,635
Adam, what happened?

1215
01:02:53,669 --> 01:02:55,871
I think something is wrong

1216
01:02:55,905 --> 01:02:57,639
Chelsea: Then do something.

1217
01:02:59,075 --> 01:02:59,975
Are you...

1218
01:03:00,009 --> 01:03:02,611
Look at my eyes.

1219
01:03:02,645 --> 01:03:04,980
You are helpless against me.

1220
01:03:05,014 --> 01:03:07,849
You are mine, Lynette

1221
01:03:15,925 --> 01:03:16,958
Oh Boy.

1222
01:03:21,764 --> 01:03:24,733
Hello, Adam.
Looking for me?

1223
01:03:24,767 --> 01:03:25,767
Ow.

1224
01:03:27,904 --> 01:03:30,038
Buddy, come on.
Faster.

1225
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:34,910
Now, what are you doing here?

1226
01:03:34,944 --> 01:03:36,945
I want you to go
my own mother

1227
01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,714
But, Adam, I don't understand.

1228
01:03:39,749 --> 01:03:41,049
You call me

1229
01:03:41,083 --> 01:03:42,651
That's not true.

1230
01:03:42,685 --> 01:03:44,786
Not yours
who sent the e-mail?

1231
01:03:46,122 --> 01:03:47,956
You are Wolfbane

1232
01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:50,926
Yes.
I know.

1233
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:54,896
All good vampire names
have been taken by teenagers.

1234
01:03:55,898 --> 01:03:57,032
Now you listen to me carefully,

1235
01:03:57,066 --> 01:03:59,000
because I only
will say this once

1236
01:03:59,035 --> 01:04:00,669
You left me alone.

1237
01:04:00,703 --> 01:04:03,038
Let me do
what I came here to do

1238
01:04:03,072 --> 01:04:05,006
You've never made my mother fall in love with you.

1239
01:04:05,041 --> 01:04:06,741
You might be right,

1240
01:04:06,776 --> 01:04:09,911
but what your mother
wishes is
is not important now

1241
01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:11,713
Your mother is mine,

1242
01:04:11,747 --> 01:04:14,749
and there is nothing
there is a snot nose
12 years

1243
01:04:14,784 --> 01:04:15,750
can do that

1244
01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:17,586
I am 13.

1245
01:04:17,620 --> 01:04:19,754
And I'm a vampire.

1246
01:04:23,025 --> 01:04:25,694
And if you want to stay alive,

1247
01:04:25,728 --> 01:04:28,797
You will remember that.

1248
01:04:28,831 --> 01:04:30,999
Heh heh heh heh heh.

1249
01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:33,802
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

1250
01:04:34,937 --> 01:04:37,906
Come on, Lynette.
Go to.

1251
01:04:37,940 --> 01:04:40,909
Yes, we go.

1252
01:04:46,716 --> 01:04:48,984
What happened?
Where is mother

1253
01:04:49,018 --> 01:04:50,619
They leave

1254
01:04:50,653 --> 01:04:51,820
Come on.
We must follow them.

1255
01:04:51,854 --> 01:04:53,622
And what do you do?

1256
01:04:53,656 --> 01:04:55,857
We can't just give up.

1257
01:04:55,892 --> 01:04:57,859
Look, chels, he caught me.

1258
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,728
He said if we chased him, we were dead  And if not,

1259
01:04:59,762 --> 01:05:00,829
what happened to mother?

1260
01:05:00,863 --> 01:05:02,898
We tried everything.

1261
01:05:03,966 --> 01:05:05,834


1262
01:05:05,868 --> 01:05:08,637
We didn't try anything.

1263
01:05:08,671 --> 01:05:10,972
We upset him.
That doesn't work.

1264
01:05:11,007 --> 01:05:13,875
Chelsea, he's a vampire.

1265
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,944
And this is our family, Adam.

1266
01:05:17,713 --> 01:05:19,014
I mean, this is what you said
in the parking lot.

1267
01:05:19,048 --> 01:05:20,815
Sometimes you have to try a little

1268
01:05:20,850 --> 01:05:22,851
if you want
keep things together

1269
01:05:22,885 --> 01:05:25,587
Now, come on.
You are a monster master

1270
01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,892
Well, maybe he will do it
Take him to the nest.

1271
01:05:32,695 --> 01:05:33,695
Well, that's what will happen

1272
01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:35,063
in calculating krelski count.

1273
01:05:37,099 --> 01:05:39,000
He says where
he lives, remember

1274
01:05:43,005 --> 01:05:44,639
Come on.
I will call us a taxi.

1275
01:05:44,674 --> 01:05:45,707
Good.

1276
01:05:59,855 --> 01:06:01,723
Large.

1277
01:06:06,028 --> 01:06:08,763
Alright, here it is
what I think

1278
01:06:08,798 --> 01:06:10,865
We know they don't eat.

1279
01:06:10,000 --> 00:01:19,601
They might be dancin '.
They may not.

1280
01:06:14,904 --> 01:06:16,905
We don't know where they are,

1281
01:06:16,939 --> 01:06:18,640
but we know
where they go

1282
01:06:18,674 --> 01:06:19,708
Where is that?

1283
01:06:19,742 --> 01:06:20,942
Return to his house.

1284
01:06:22,044 --> 01:06:23,745
And...

1285
01:06:23,779 --> 01:06:24,913
Do you know where that is, right?

1286
01:06:24,947 --> 01:06:26,948
I might be able to help me with that  He likes very large houses,

1287
01:06:26,983 --> 01:06:28,950
old residence.

1288
01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:31,586
Does it ring the bell?

1289
01:06:31,620 --> 01:06:32,587
Um, near the lake.

1290
01:06:32,621 --> 01:06:34,656
All big old houses
are out there

1291
01:06:34,690 --> 01:06:37,592
How did you get there?

1292
01:06:37,626 --> 01:06:38,927


1293
01:06:38,961 --> 01:06:41,596
Go straight.

1294
01:06:51,941 --> 01:06:53,041
This is good.

1295
01:06:53,075 --> 01:06:54,943
Your mother succeeded?

1296
01:06:56,979 --> 01:06:59,581
I don't live with my mother.

1297
01:07:00,583 --> 01:07:01,649
Where do you live?

1298
01:07:01,684 --> 01:07:03,585
Hotel.

1299
01:07:03,619 --> 01:07:05,887
Actually there are many hotels.

1300
01:07:07,590 --> 01:07:08,957
Your mother made you
sandwich, Taylor?

1301
01:07:08,991 --> 01:07:11,593
My mother did everything.

1302
01:07:22,605 --> 01:07:24,973
Are you sure this
where do you want to come out?

1303
01:07:26,008 --> 01:07:29,711
Yes.
This is the place.

1304
01:07:30,946 --> 01:07:33,048
Match yourself

1305
01:07:34,683 --> 01:07:35,884
You know that
about sending e-mail

1306
01:07:35,918 --> 01:07:37,619
to someone you don't know?

1307
01:07:37,653 --> 01:07:38,820
Yes.

1308
01:07:38,404 --> 01:07:39,821
Yeah, well...

1309
01:07:39,855 --> 01:07:41,890
You're right.

1310
01:07:44,894 --> 01:07:46,795
Listen, Adam,
I just want you to know

1311
01:07:46,829 --> 01:07:48,029
that no matter what happens,

1312
01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:49,864
we are still family, you know

1313
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,600
Even if it's fair
You, me, and Taylor.

1314
01:07:52,635 --> 01:07:53,968
We are still family.

1315
01:07:54,003 --> 01:07:55,970
What are you talking about?

1316
01:07:56,005 --> 01:07:58,740
We must save mother.

1317
01:08:01,010 --> 01:08:02,777
You know something,

1318
01:08:02,812 --> 01:08:05,713
I don't care what other people say
You are fine.

1319
01:08:05,748 --> 01:08:07,615
Well, thank you, Chelsea.
You too.

1320
01:08:07,650 --> 01:08:09,584
Alright.

1321
01:08:09,618 --> 01:08:12,620
I don't think they are here yet.

1322
01:08:18,794 --> 01:08:20,862
I won't be too sure about that, chels  What?

1323
01:08:20,896 --> 01:08:23,631
Good.
We have to find
Dimitri's coffin  Why?

1324
01:08:28,003 --> 01:08:30,605
Now that's the problem.
That's where he sleeps.

1325
01:08:31,707 --> 01:08:34,676


1326
01:08:34,710 --> 01:08:35,743


1327
01:08:35,778 --> 01:08:38,813


1328
01:09:08,848 --> 01:08:41,783
See, if you've taken the coffin, he won't touch mom  Alright.
I said we separated.

1329
01:08:43,085 --> 01:08:44,919
I'll go upstairs.
You check the basement.

1330
01:08:44,954 --> 01:08:46,754
Uh, no

1331
01:08:46,789 --> 01:08:47,755
You check the basement.
I will go upstairs.

1332
01:08:47,790 --> 01:08:50,892
Why don't we both go upstairs?

1333
01:08:53,829 --> 01:08:56,731
Whoa.

1334
01:09:11,947 --> 01:09:13,681
This is much bigger
than I expected

1335
01:09:15,651 --> 01:09:17,886
What will we do?

1336
01:09:17,920 --> 01:09:21,022
Wait.
Do you
remember when you
took the TV remote

1337
01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:23,858
and save it in your room?

1338
01:09:23,893 --> 01:09:25,827
Yes.

1339
01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:27,729
How do I get you
to return it to me?

1340
01:09:27,763 --> 01:09:29,731
You stole my cellphone

1341
01:09:29,765 --> 01:09:31,566


1342
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:34,702
Right, and cellphone
is for teens  what's the coffin for vampires

1343
01:09:34,737 --> 01:09:37,939
And mom is a remote.

1344
01:09:37,973 --> 01:09:40,642
Yes, grasshopper

1345
01:09:40,676 --> 01:09:41,809
Now help me lower this.

1346
01:09:41,844 --> 01:09:43,124
No!

1347
01:09:44,847 --> 01:09:46,881
Good.
Here

1348
01:09:46,916 --> 01:09:48,650
all cellphones,
analogy broken coffin

1349
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:51,653
Wait a minute.

1350
01:09:55,624 --> 01:09:57,792
Lake.
Perfect.

1351
01:10:06,702 --> 01:10:07,969
Come on, chel.
Help me get this
outside the window.

1352
01:10:08,003 --> 01:10:10,939
Alright.
We have to go.

1353
01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,818
Will it find Dimitri?

1354
01:10:28,791 --> 01:10:31,826
This will point us
in the right direction

1355
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:34,729
Adam, they came.

1356
01:11:00,422 --> 01:11:01,823
Alright.

1357
01:11:01,857 --> 01:11:02,824
Let's
this thing out of here

1358
01:11:02,858 --> 01:11:05,426
Listen to them.

1359
01:11:35,524 --> 01:11:37,525


1360
01:11:37,559 --> 01:11:39,394
Children of the night.

1361
01:11:39,428 --> 01:11:42,864
What music did they make

1362
01:12:01,417 --> 01:12:04,419
Welcome to new
home, my dear

1363
01:12:09,391 --> 01:12:10,558
Man?

1364
01:12:13,662 --> 01:12:16,397
Adam.

1365
01:12:16,432 --> 01:12:18,366
Uh... are you
mind waiting
here

1366
01:12:18,400 --> 01:12:19,701
for a moment?

1367
01:12:43,592 --> 01:12:47,528
No!

1368
01:12:49,798 --> 01:12:51,599
That was fast.
Ok, go hide

1369
01:12:51,633 --> 01:12:52,600
What will you do?

1370
01:12:52,634 --> 01:12:55,470
Just hiding
Go!
Go, go, go, go, go.

1371
01:12:55,504 --> 01:12:57,438
Hey, Dimitri!

1372
01:12:57,473 --> 01:12:59,574
Are you looking for something?

1373
01:13:18,394 --> 01:13:21,763
Give me back my coffin!

1374
01:13:23,799 --> 01:13:25,533
Why aren't you coming?
here and get it?

1375
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:26,801
Oh yeah.
What am I saying

1376
01:13:26,835 --> 01:13:29,537
Vampires can't
cross the water, right?

1377
01:13:29,571 --> 01:13:31,672
All right, unless of course they are in their coffins,

1378
01:13:31,707 --> 01:13:33,775
but I have your coffin here

1379
01:13:33,809 --> 01:13:36,511
Heh.
Very bad.

1380
01:13:37,713 --> 01:13:41,616
you're sure
think you can
play a game with me

1381
01:13:41,650 --> 01:13:42,750
Oh, there is no game,

1382
01:13:42,785 --> 01:13:45,787
and the sun rises at 6:00.

1383
01:13:47,856 --> 01:13:50,458
Alright.
What do you want?

1384
01:13:50,492 --> 01:13:51,759
Straight-up trading...

1385
01:13:51,794 --> 01:13:55,663
My mother to your coffin.
One to one

1386
01:13:59,802 --> 01:14:01,335
No.

1387
01:14:01,370 --> 01:14:02,470
I have a better idea.

1388
01:14:04,606 --> 01:14:08,409
I get my coffin,
and you can
your sister.

1389
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,544
Don't do it

1390
01:14:09,578 --> 01:14:12,613
Now, Chelsea
is a little young
to be my queen,

1391
01:14:12,648 --> 01:14:16,818
But, oh,
she will be beautiful
Vampire daughter

1392
01:14:16,852 --> 01:14:18,352
Isn't that so

1393
01:14:18,387 --> 01:14:20,755
All I have to do is stay
here till morning

1394
01:14:27,696 --> 01:14:31,499
Hello?
Peter,
I'm a little busy now.

1395
01:14:31,533 --> 01:14:32,800
Give it to me.

1396
01:14:38,574 --> 01:14:40,475
Okay, alright.

1397
01:14:40,509 --> 01:14:42,643
You live out there
as long as you like,

1398
01:14:42,678 --> 01:14:45,847
but when you
do it finally
row back,

1399
01:14:45,881 --> 01:14:47,715
You will not only be an orphan,

1400
01:14:47,749 --> 01:14:49,817
You will be an only child.

1401
01:14:49,852 --> 01:14:51,452
Alright.
Hold it.

1402
01:14:52,454 --> 01:14:53,421
If I go back,

1403
01:14:53,455 --> 01:14:55,389
Will you let him go?

1404
01:14:55,424 --> 01:14:56,424
Forget me, Adam.

1405
01:14:56,458 --> 01:15:00,328
If you enter, I will let it go.

1406
01:15:02,798 --> 01:15:05,333
Alright.
Hold it.

1407
01:15:17,646 --> 01:15:19,714
I need you to stay
like that.

1408
01:15:22,484 --> 01:15:23,484
I'll be back.

1409
01:15:23,519 --> 01:15:25,686
Wait.
I want
to go with you

1410
01:15:25,721 --> 01:15:27,455
Not this time.

1411
01:15:27,489 --> 01:15:29,357
But I told you.

1412
01:15:29,391 --> 01:15:30,558
I can help.

1413
01:15:30,592 --> 01:15:32,627
The way you will help,
Taylor, is to stay here.

1414
01:15:32,661 --> 01:15:35,463
OK?

1415
01:15:58,754 --> 01:16:02,657
Good now.
Everything is just about
back where it should be

1416
01:16:04,493 --> 01:16:05,459
We don't give up.

1417
01:16:05,494 --> 01:16:09,330
Now, Adam.
We have an agreement.

1418
01:16:09,364 --> 01:16:11,432
Alright.

1419
01:16:11,466 --> 01:16:13,734
Can't say like I blame you

1420
01:16:13,769 --> 01:16:15,536
Actually I'm not planning to maintain  My side is bargaining, fine.

1421
01:16:15,571 --> 01:16:16,771


1422
01:16:16,805 --> 01:16:18,673
What?

1423
01:16:18,707 --> 01:16:19,774
After what did you go through?

1424
01:16:19,808 --> 01:16:21,609
Ha.
Impossible.

1425
01:16:21,643 --> 01:16:22,710
Leave him alone.

1426
01:16:23,745 --> 01:16:26,447
Van Helsing.

1427
01:16:30,385 --> 01:16:32,620
Wladislaus wallachia weyoden.

1428
01:16:33,722 --> 01:16:35,590
I can't say it's fun.

1429
01:16:35,624 --> 01:16:37,592
Oh, no, Van Helsing.

1430
01:16:37,626 --> 01:16:40,461
Pleasure will be mine.

1431
01:16:41,630 --> 01:16:43,731
Rahrr!

1432
01:16:44,766 --> 01:16:45,800
Ow!

1433
01:16:56,845 --> 01:16:57,812
It won't hold it back.

1434
01:16:57,846 --> 01:16:59,347
Come on your mom
get out of here.

1435
01:17:00,549 --> 01:17:02,483
Come on, mom
We have to go.

1436
01:17:03,585 --> 01:17:04,552
No!

1437
01:17:04,586 --> 01:17:06,387
Is there something like that?
from the trick for this?

1438
01:17:06,421 --> 01:17:08,489
Rahrr!

1439
01:17:21,703 --> 01:17:23,704
Wood bets

1440
01:17:23,739 --> 01:17:26,374
How complicated.

1441
01:17:28,844 --> 01:17:30,411
No!

1442
01:17:42,391 --> 01:17:45,459
I should have finished you
in Budapest.

1443
01:17:45,494 --> 01:17:48,562
Alright.
It's better late than nothing.

1444
01:17:50,532 --> 01:17:51,766
Leave him alone.

1445
01:17:51,800 --> 01:17:54,568
Taylor, don't!

1446
01:17:54,603 --> 01:17:57,571
Listen to your sister, Taylor.

1447
01:18:00,342 --> 01:18:03,377
I said leave him alone.

1448
01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:10,718
Do you stand up for me?

1449
01:18:11,720 --> 01:18:13,421
You 8

1450
01:18:13,455 --> 01:18:16,524
8 1/2.

1451
01:18:17,626 --> 01:18:20,461
Oh yeah.
That's
vampire spirit

1452
01:18:20,495 --> 01:18:21,562
A room full of people,

1453
01:18:21,596 --> 01:18:23,564
and you are going to go
with an 8 year old child?

1454
01:18:23,598 --> 01:18:26,400
Yes, good work.
A real challenge.

1455
01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:27,501
You will be right
Impress them
with this one

1456
01:18:27,536 --> 01:18:28,803
at the vampire convention

1457
01:18:29,805 --> 01:18:31,372
Enough!

1458
01:18:31,406 --> 01:18:33,374
What's wrong with this family?

1459
01:18:33,408 --> 01:18:35,342
Don't you understand  You're a kid
I'm a vampire  I have strength.

1460
01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:38,779
Yes, right.

1461
01:18:38,814 --> 01:18:40,448
Heh.
Uh...

1462
01:18:40,482 --> 01:18:41,682
Oops
Chels, help me.

1463
01:18:42,818 --> 01:18:44,618
Oh, he can't help you  Unh.

1464
01:18:44,653 --> 01:18:47,722
And he can't help you  No one can help you  Because I'm a vampire!

1465
01:18:49,591 --> 01:18:52,393
Now, are you two?
begin to understand
What does that mean?

1466
01:18:54,663 --> 01:18:56,797
Mother?

1467
01:18:56,832 --> 01:18:59,633
Help, mother
Please!

1468
01:19:03,538 --> 01:19:05,372
Help us.
Mother,
please wake up.

1469
01:19:10,679 --> 01:19:12,613
Wake up.
Come on!

1470
01:19:12,647 --> 01:19:15,683
Mother, you have to wake up!

1471
01:19:15,717 --> 01:19:16,684
Mom is a little busy now.

1472
01:19:16,718 --> 01:19:18,519


1473
01:19:18,553 --> 01:19:21,489


1474
01:19:21,523 --> 01:19:23,357


1475
01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:25,326


1476
01:19:25,360 --> 01:19:27,361


1477
01:19:27,395 --> 01:19:28,763
Mother, please.

1478
01:19:28,797 --> 01:19:31,532
Help, mother!

1479
01:19:31,566 --> 01:19:32,566
Please!

1480
01:19:32,601 --> 01:19:34,535
Children
Dear, honey, children.

1481
01:19:34,569 --> 01:19:36,403
We need you!
Come on, mother

1482
01:19:37,639 --> 01:19:40,508
So, who will be the first?

1483
01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:41,509
Mother?

1484
01:19:41,543 --> 01:19:43,511
Helping!

1485
01:19:50,485 --> 01:19:51,619
You are.

1486
01:20:08,503 --> 01:20:10,638
Lynette.

1487
01:20:24,586 --> 01:20:26,754
Back off!

1488
01:20:31,760 --> 01:20:34,461
Silver-plated nails.

1489
01:20:34,496 --> 01:20:36,397
Mother!

1490
01:20:36,431 --> 01:20:38,499
Taylor!

1491
01:20:38,533 --> 01:20:39,767
You saved me  No, you saved us.

1492
01:20:39,801 --> 01:20:40,835
How do you violate trans?

1493
01:20:40,869 --> 01:20:42,436
I don't know  Only true love can break up with trans vampires.

1494
01:20:42,470 --> 01:20:43,504
That's what it is.
No?

1495
01:20:43,538 --> 01:20:45,873
That's what it is.

1496
01:20:45,907 --> 01:20:47,808


1497
01:20:47,843 --> 01:20:49,543


1498
01:20:49,578 --> 01:20:52,613
I love you
more than anything.

1499
01:20:53,815 --> 01:20:54,782
Hi.

1500
01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:56,817
Hello.

1501
01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:58,552
Van Helsing.

1502
01:20:58,587 --> 01:20:59,787
We almost met...

1503
01:20:59,821 --> 01:21:01,589
on the market.

1504
01:21:01,623 --> 01:21:03,424
Lynette Hansen.

1505
01:21:06,394 --> 01:21:08,696
Are you real
Malachi Van Helsing?

1506
01:21:08,730 --> 01:21:09,763
On a good day.

1507
01:21:09,798 --> 01:21:13,400
And I'm sure I've met my partner Taylor Hansen.

1508
01:21:13,435 --> 01:21:16,637
Uh... what will happen
happened to that person

1509
01:21:16,671 --> 01:21:18,505
Well, we need
to bring it somewhere

1510
01:21:18,540 --> 01:21:19,673
with lots of sun.

1511
01:21:19,708 --> 01:21:21,575
He will go to my safe
in the south pole,

1512
01:21:21,610 --> 01:21:24,478
and then this summer we will send him to Finland.

1513
01:21:24,512 --> 01:21:26,447
Now, the sun is up now.

1514
01:21:26,481 --> 01:21:27,514
I'm hungry.

1515
01:21:29,517 --> 01:21:30,718
Do you want
to come for breakfast?

1516
01:21:30,752 --> 01:21:32,720
Breakfast?

1517
01:21:32,754 --> 01:21:33,721
Why not?

1518
01:21:33,755 --> 01:21:35,656
Sure.

1519
01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:37,691
Well, I never did it
made them pancakes.

1520
01:21:37,726 --> 01:21:39,860
Have you tried it?
with chocolate chips?

1521
01:21:39,895 --> 01:21:41,629
Already have them.

1522
01:21:41,663 --> 01:21:43,464
Then it's a date.
Don't
say date

1523
01:21:43,498 --> 01:21:44,465
Not dating

1524
01:21:44,499 --> 01:21:45,633
I'm not dating