1 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:23,000 Today we celebrate the life of a child, 2 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:28,000 who is the antics, has become an inspiration jokes that are among the popular ones have been told. 3 00:00:29,900 --> 00:00:32,000 Little Johnny's jokes have been hugged by by millions. 4 00:00:32,200 --> 00:00:36,000 And shared by people from all countries throughout the world. 5 00:02:28,000 --> 00:02:30,000 What makes this joke so enduring? 6 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:35,100 Prehaps is because he shows the world through the eyes of a child. 7 00:02:35,100 --> 00:02:36,900 And say it like... it is 8 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:39,000 complete and messy chaos 9 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:45,000 But I'm sure you don't know that Little Johnny's joke is actually based on... 10 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:46,300 Well... fact. 11 00:02:48,010 --> 00:02:50,010 And here's a little gem, We were dragged from the dome. 12 00:02:50,010 --> 00:02:54,010 That shows Little Johnny's debut on a short television show. 13 00:03:02,310 --> 00:03:06,910 Well then, Boys and Girls, I want each of you to tell me your favorite word, 14 00:03:06,910 --> 00:03:11,010 a word that you like and then use the word is in a sentence... Shana 15 00:03:11,010 --> 00:03:16,110 "Butterfly"... that's a beautiful word and they are my favorite insects. 16 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:20,110 Yes indeed indeed they are great not them 17 00:03:20,110 --> 00:03:22,010 Dan Roger... your words 18 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:23,010 "Skylark" 19 00:03:23,010 --> 00:03:29,010 "Skylark"... That's the word unusual, can you put it in a sentence for our viewers at home 20 00:03:29,010 --> 00:03:36,010 Yes... My father has a Buick "Skylark" and rightly so gets 322 5.3 liters of nailhead V8 and... 21 00:03:36,010 --> 00:03:39,910 Roger is great and great You know your car 22 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:46,010 And then we have... Johnny... Johnny what's the news you got for us today? 23 00:03:46,010 --> 00:03:47,410 "Enter & apos;" 24 00:03:48,010 --> 00:03:54,310 Other words that are unusual for Ladies and gentlemen "Goin & apos;"... can you put it in a Little Johnny's sentence 25 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:57,910 Yes... Go & en get Fucked 26 00:04:06,010 --> 00:04:13,010 Welcome back Ladies and Gentlemen < sorry about the technical disturbance, live television excitement 27 00:04:13,020 --> 00:04:17,220 Ha-Ha-Ha... Alright now Hello Lone Ranger and where is Tonto? 28 00:04:17,220 --> 00:04:18,120 Don't know 29 00:04:19,020 --> 00:04:21,220 Okay... So how are you today? 30 00:04:21,320 --> 00:04:22,220 Good 31 00:04:22,220 --> 00:04:27,220 Are you married? Yes Runes juniors or Rangerettes? Hahahaha 32 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:28,320 No 33 00:04:28,520 --> 00:04:32,520 Dan apa kata-katamu? Kata favoritmu kata-katamu hari Mr.Ranger 34 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,120 "Smee" 35 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:40,120 "Smee"... "smee" another unusual word, can you? put it in a sentence for me Mr.Ranger sir? 36 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:44,020 Yes... "smee" again... So you can all go and get Fucked !!! 37 00:04:44,030 --> 00:04:45,030 Why are you a little... 38 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:53,030 < i> Of course Little Johnny isn't always like that 39 00:04:54,030 --> 00:04:58,030 He's just an ordinary child, born in an ordinary family 40 00:04:59,830 --> 00:05:02,830 Normally... I mean they are not very good 41 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:06,030 Not famous, going to church every Sunday 42 00:05:06,230 --> 00:05:08,930 Dinner and dinner at 43 00:05:09,930 --> 00:05:14,030 Her father... Harry, selling basic clothes to rumah-wife looking for support 44 00:05:15,030 --> 00:05:19,030 While his mother... Isabel, entered ironing to get extra money 45 00:05:21,430 --> 00:05:26,030 Harry bought a 8mm camera and started to film his young family 46 00:05:26,930 --> 00:05:28,930 and thus recorded the legend 47 00:05:29,730 --> 00:05:32,030 Legend of Little Johnny 48 00:05:35,930 --> 00:05:42,130 Now it must be said that the use of Little Johnny from prefanity is not a developing symptom Tourettes Syndrome 49 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:47,030 Also not because of Satan, as much as Church going Town Folk s Folk might think 50 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,040 It's not a parent's fault consequently 51 00:05:50,140 --> 00:05:53,040 Who allows even the slightest determination 52 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:57,040 Where did he get it from... there is a suspicion of the body 53 00:06:10,140 --> 00:06:15,040 < i> This is Uncle Johnny Little and despite his insanity for obscenities 54 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:17,340 He is the type of person who is very liked. 55 00:06:17,540 --> 00:06:19,140 And little Johnny looks up to him 56 00:06:19,940 --> 00:06:22,040 And that's Uncle Kevin's wife... Mavis 57 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:25,340 He's quite tough to keep checking it 58 00:06:25,940 --> 00:06:28,940 And this is Cousin Johnny Little Cheryl 59 00:06:28,940 --> 00:06:31,040 He is the worst nightmare father 60 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:35,050 As a family, they treat Little Johnny as if he were there alone 61 00:07:26,050 --> 00:07:27,050 More sweet toast 62 00:07:27,150 --> 00:07:28,250 Oh, I'm fine, thank you 63 00:07:28,950 --> 00:07:32,050 - Come on boy... Breakfast - Good 64 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:35,050 I just don't know what will happen do it with that boy! 65 00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:37,050 - Erm - This is a constant oath 66 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:39,050 We really need to stop it 67 00:07:39,050 --> 00:07:41,950 Sorry.... you have to punish them 68 00:07:42,050 --> 00:07:44,050 Okay..okay... just leave it to me 69 00:07:45,950 --> 00:07:50,050 - Good morning dear - Mother morning... Father 70 00:07:50,060 --> 00:07:51,360 What do you want for Billy's breakfast? 71 00:07:51,360 --> 00:07:56,060 - Fuckin & apos; Cornflake please - What !!!... That's a young man 72 00:07:56,060 --> 00:07:58,360 You've been... nice..warned... Master 73 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:02,060 ooowwww... oooowwwww 74 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:10,160 Ah... Good morning Johnny... and What do you want for breakfast? 75 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:15,760 - Well... no Fuckin & apos; Cornflake !! - What !!! 76 00:08:16,560 --> 00:08:18,060 Oh... uncle Kevin is here 77 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:25,960 About partner time, I can feel myself getting older 78 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:29,060 - How about... G & apos; day - Morning uncle Kevin 79 00:08:29,060 --> 00:08:31,760 Ha-ha..Hey mate you will be from laugh this morning 80 00:08:31,760 --> 00:08:34,060 You know that damn cow with one horn? 81 00:08:34,560 --> 00:08:38,960 Well I tried to separate him from Calf, the next thing he paid me 82 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:43,360 I tried jumping over the bloody fence, caught me Gammy legs stuck in the feed bucket 83 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:46,960 Damn everywhere... and I finally face first on... 84 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:49,960 Everything's okay? 85 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,960 Yeah well... I guess 86 00:08:53,560 --> 00:08:54,960 Are you sure? 87 00:08:55,070 --> 00:08:59,070 Well, I think Mrs. Rogers will fail I'm in arithmetic today 88 00:08:59,070 --> 00:09:01,070 Failed !! Why? 89 00:09:01,070 --> 00:09:05,870 Well yesterday he asked me, how much is 2 times 3 and I say 6 90 00:09:05,870 --> 00:09:07,070 Yeah that's right !! 91 00:09:07,170 --> 00:09:10,070 Then he ask me, how many times 3 times 2? 92 00:09:10,070 --> 00:09:13,070 - What's the difference? - Well, that's what I said 93 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:21,170 - Look at Uncle Kevin - Yes , see ya little pair 94 00:09:22,170 --> 00:09:24,070 Ah... Mr Wilson... 95 00:09:26,070 --> 00:09:27,070 Yes... 96 00:09:27,870 --> 00:09:32,970 I have to tell you, that yesterday at the time snack, I offer your nephew Little Johnny a cake 97 00:09:32,980 --> 00:09:38,080 And he said, "I don't want anything" 98 00:09:38,380 --> 00:09:44,080 Ha-ha-ha... Fair enough !! If he wants to be like that, don't be fucking & apos; give him one 99 00:09:46,780 --> 00:09:52,980 Good Morning Class, Miss Thomas go for a few weeks and I'm yours substitute teacher 100 00:09:53,080 --> 00:09:55,180 My name is Miss Prussy 101 00:09:55,280 --> 00:10:00,080 A good way to remember it is think of Pussy... But with "R" 102 00:10:00,980 --> 00:10:03,980 Good Morning Miss Pussy 103 00:10:06,780 --> 00:10:10,980 This is my understanding that you have been so studying Geography with Miss Thomas 104 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:15,080 So today... we will learn about North America 105 00:10:16,180 --> 00:10:17,980 And what's your name? 106 00:10:18,180 --> 00:10:20,280 - Yes - Roger... maam 107 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:24,190 Roger... will you like to come and find North America 108 00:10:27,990 --> 00:10:32,090 - Erm... here it is - Very good 109 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:35,090 Now class... who invented North America? 110 00:10:35,090 --> 00:10:36,090 Roger is small !! 111 00:10:37,990 --> 00:10:43,390 No. Good... 112 00:10:44,090 --> 00:10:48,390 Maybe we can take advantage of this opportunity to learn a little about each other 113 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:52,990 Does anyone want to share with us? 114 00:10:53,990 --> 00:10:55,990 Yes... and your name? 115 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:59,990 Johnny Miss But everyone calls me Little Johnny 116 00:10:59,990 --> 00:11:02,490 What do you want to share with us Little Johnny? 117 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,300 I have a stuttering cat... 118 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,300 Stuttering cats !! 119 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:09,500 - There is no such thing as a stuttering cat - Yes there are... 120 00:11:09,500 --> 00:11:12,000 - Kitty kitten stuttering... - really... 121 00:11:12,000 --> 00:11:17,000 Yeah... I'm playing with another one day and a big dog jumps forward a fence and attacks us 122 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:20,100 Oh dear, that must be very scary 123 00:11:20,300 --> 00:11:26,000 Of course, my Cat raised his back and went away ffff... ffff... ffff 124 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:29,000 And before he could say " Fuck ", Dog ate it 125 00:11:30,300 --> 00:11:32,000 Shut up... Please, Please 126 00:11:32,900 --> 00:11:36,000 That is a terrible story, and certainly nothing can be laughed at 127 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:44,210 Okay... who laughs? 128 00:11:46,610 --> 00:11:47,810 Sorry Miss Prussy 129 00:11:48,310 --> 00:11:50,010 Roger who is so funny? 130 00:11:50,010 --> 00:11:54,010 Well maam... I just saw... one of your suspects 131 00:11:56,010 --> 00:11:57,010 Well I never.... 132 00:11:58,010 --> 00:12:01,010 Get out of my class... this instant 133 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:03,210 I don't want to meet you for the rest of the day 134 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:07,010 a simple statement about facts, arouse such hostile reactions 135 00:12:07,010 --> 00:12:11,010 - Hurry please... - Mother won't be happy 136 00:12:20,110 --> 00:12:21,110 Who is that? 137 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:24,020 Name... 138 00:12:25,020 --> 00:12:28,020 Mickey... Mickey Ramone, Miss hee-hee-hee 139 00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,920 And what's funny? 140 00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:34,020 I just saw... both of your suspenders hee-hee-hee 141 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,020 What's wrong with you kids? 142 00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:39,920 Get out of my class you... a grumbling little boy 143 00:12:39,920 --> 00:12:43,020 I don't want to meet you for a full week !!! 144 00:12:46,320 --> 00:12:47,020 Hah !!!... 145 00:12:48,020 --> 00:12:49,020 And what do you think will happen? 146 00:12:49,820 --> 00:12:54,620 Well, Miss Crunt... from what I want see, I think my school day is over 147 00:12:56,930 --> 00:13:00,030 I don't fully understand all that, you see it on television 148 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:04,330 and they are like dolls... but real, or is it real but like a doll? 149 00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:53,030 Aahh... you destroyed me 150 00:13:53,030 --> 00:13:54,030 Yeah... Yeah... I agree 151 00:13:54,030 --> 00:13:58,430 What will the world come to be too when? The sacrifice of a boy is his dignity, for members of the opposite sex? 152 00:13:59,230 --> 00:14:03,030 - Come on... let's go before I throw up... - yes... 153 00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,030 Erm... 154 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:24,030 Why do you want a fancy smancy bike, when can't you buy a pack of gum? 155 00:14:30,030 --> 00:14:32,330 So Mary... who will be? 156 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,330 Not you Jason , not you 157 00:14:35,940 --> 00:14:38,240 And even then... that's him... 158 00:14:38,540 --> 00:14:41,040 He thinks he's a big person 159 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:42,540 A Rebellion... 160 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:46,040 But tell me Johnny, what are you rebelling? 161 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:50,040 So... what do you have... huh? 162 00:14:51,540 --> 00:14:54,040 Do you want to go to Harrison? 163 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,040 Take me wherever you want Johnny 164 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:14,040 Argh... Release me... creep 165 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:15,440 Get a room !!! 166 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,140 What a riot, you freakin & apos; fairy 167 00:15:22,050 --> 00:15:26,050 What is the world to come when you are? Best friends get all the fruits and... and... 168 00:15:27,050 --> 00:15:30,050 Come on... forget it, you will never be able to buy it 169 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:33,050 Wheels like that for the rich and not for those of us 170 00:15:33,350 --> 00:15:34,250 I see... 171 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,850 Have fun with anything... celebrate your poverty 172 00:15:36,950 --> 00:15:41,050 Living for a humble victory in life, eating rice like other parts of the world... 173 00:15:43,450 --> 00:15:45,950 Dear... Santa... 174 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:50,650 You would expect it I was writing to you in March, 175 00:15:50,650 --> 00:15:53,050 it was so fast after Christmas and all 176 00:15:53,950 --> 00:16:00,850 Well, I really want to clean up certain things that have happened since last year... 177 00:16:00,860 --> 00:16:02,060 When I write to me, 178 00:16:03,060 --> 00:16:12,060 I request a Bike, Set the Electric Train, a pair of Roller-skates and Football 179 00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:17,060 I racked my brain to study the whole years and I'm pretty good at school 180 00:16:18,060 --> 00:16:25,060 I don't lie to you, there's no one inside I the whole environment that behaves better than me 181 00:16:26,060 --> 00:16:33,260 WHAT BALL CAN BE GIVE ME A FUCKING YOYO, A WHISTLE AND A PAIR OF SOCKS 182 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:36,360 And you gave Jason a stab that's all I want 183 00:16:36,360 --> 00:16:39,060 And let him brag all over the school about it < 184 00:16:40,060 --> 00:16:45,060 Don't let me see you trying to cram you big fat in my chimney next year 185 00:16:45,060 --> 00:16:46,260 I will wait... < / i> 186 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:50,060 I'll mess up your stupid Reindeer and scare them away 187 00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:53,070 so you have to walk back to the damn North Pole 188 00:16:53,070 --> 00:16:58,070 like I have to walk to school because you don't think I deserve that damn bike < / i> 189 00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,070 FUCK YOU 190 00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:05,070 191 00:17:48,470 --> 00:17:51,270 Ah... sincerly Little Johnny 192 00:17:51,770 --> 00:17:54,070 - morning mom - Good morning dear 193 00:17:54,170 --> 00:17:57,070 Why are you rubbing that thing on your face? 194 00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:06,970 - Making myself beautiful - Oh well... 195 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:11,070 What's with Mum? Surrender? 196 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:16,070 When Little Johnny wants something Bad enough, he will do anything to get it 197 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:47,080 He is a born entrepreneur, who is smart enough to think about it 198 00:18:53,480 --> 00:18:54,380 Hello Johnny 199 00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,280 Hello Daddy... 200 00:18:56,580 --> 00:18:59,080 Well, you two must have made a good picture... 201 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,380 What's your dog's name? 202 00:19:01,680 --> 00:19:03,080 I call him Porky... 203 00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:07,080 Fat !!! That's an unusual name for a cute little Doggie 204 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:09,080 But why did you call him Porky? 205 00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:11,080 Because he made love to me Uncle Pig... 206 00:19:11,080 --> 00:19:18,080 Oh... uh... I'll stop by to see if anyone You know, want to enter our Quest Talent? 207 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,590 Here, take this flyer... 208 00:19:19,990 --> 00:19:21,090 Contest 209 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:22,290 Money !! 210 00:19:22,390 --> 00:19:23,190 Oh yeah... 211 00:19:23,390 --> 00:19:24,390 Real money 212 00:19:24,390 --> 00:19:26,090 It says so at the bottom 213 00:19:26,190 --> 00:19:28,990 Must go... Congratulations today... 214 00:19:31,390 --> 00:19:37,090 # Wherever Mary goes, Mary leaves, Mary goes 215 00:19:37,090 --> 00:19:43,990 #Where Mary goes, The Lamb will definitely go away 216 00:19:47,090 --> 00:19:52,490 Isn't she really pretty... Give her another big round of applause, Ladies and Gentlemen respect 217 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,000 And now we have Little Johnny... 218 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:04,000 Who will imitate the identity that I trust? 219 00:20:04,700 --> 00:20:08,000 Will you give him a warm welcome from the big Gallangatta 220 00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,100 Little Johnny... 221 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:32,100 Ahem... Ladies and gentlemen... 222 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:37,000 My uncle has a farm, just outside the city 223 00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:41,200 And almost every weekend I... I'm out there and help him 224 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:50,200 Today I want to share with you my impressions of some a lot of sounds that I heard in my uncle 225 00:20:52,000 --> 00:21:00,000 Ahem... Hey you kids, how many times do I have to tell you, get off the damn tractor !! 226 00:21:02,200 --> 00:21:03,200 Thank you... 227 00:21:33,010 --> 00:21:37,010 Give me a Bow Tie... Mother will kill me if I lose it 228 00:21:37,010 --> 00:21:38,010 Very... 229 00:21:38,010 --> 00:21:41,010 Well you should listen to Jarmuck stupid 230 00:21:41,110 --> 00:21:47,010 I can't return it... But you can... get it back if you know what I mean? 231 00:21:58,310 --> 00:22:00,210 The pleasure of doing business with ya 232 00:22:15,010 --> 00:22:21,410 Oh yes... If you feel like singing like a Canary, Remember that Cojean came to kick you 233 00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:42,610 But why didn't he sell that place? and get another job for the sake of kind? 234 00:22:42,810 --> 00:22:47,010 He loves agriculture, he can't help that there has been a drought for 2 years 235 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:49,310 You would think that the bank would understand 236 00:22:50,010 --> 00:22:54,010 I mean potentially, livestock can produce more than enough to pay a mortgage 237 00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:59,020 Hmmm... Potential yeah.... But it's realistic banks are only intrested in getting money there now 238 00:22:59,020 --> 00:23:02,020 So, Kevin is better think of something or he will lose the farm 239 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:28,220 Uncle Kevin... 240 00:23:28,420 --> 00:23:29,220 Yeah mate... 241 00:23:29,320 --> 00:23:33,020 What's the difference between being potentially and realistically? 242 00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:41,020 Hmm... Okay, come in and ask Aunt Mavis she will have sex with a million-dollar postman !! 243 00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:42,820 Aunt Mavis... 244 00:23:42,820 --> 00:23:43,920 Yes dear... 245 00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:47,820 Do you have sex with a one million dollar postman? 246 00:23:47,820 --> 00:23:50,020 Yes, that's how things are now I guess I will 247 00:23:50,820 --> 00:23:52,120 He said, he will be Uncle Kevin 248 00:23:52,730 --> 00:23:59,030 Jesus !!... Alright, now go and ask Cousin Cheryl if she does the same thing 249 00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:00,130 Cheryl... 250 00:24:00,130 --> 00:24:01,930 Yeah what... 251 00:24:02,030 --> 00:24:06,030 If someone pays you a million dollars, would you have sex with the postman? 252 00:24:06,030 --> 00:24:09,230 Ahh... Duh... A million dollars of course 253 00:24:10,030 --> 00:24:11,530 Said , he will do it too 254 00:24:11,530 --> 00:24:14,230 Yes, that is so... well that's how you are then mate 255 00:24:14,230 --> 00:24:18,030 Potentially sitting at 2 million dollars... 256 00:24:18,430 --> 00:24:23,030 But realistically, I only live with some prostitutes... 257 00:24:23,630 --> 00:24:28,030 ... pear-shaped organs, and connect with them on the top is Fallopian Tubes 258 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:30,040 And both Ovaries 259 00:24:30,340 --> 00:24:34,040 This is the information you have, must understand clearly 260 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:39,340 < i> Before you can convey the right knowledge Your child, when he is old enough to understand 261 00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:47,440 So... are you class 262 00:24:47,540 --> 00:24:53,040 That's what happens in sexual relations and that's how babies are made... 263 00:24:54,040 --> 00:25:01,040 Now, there is one example from nature, or real life... about what we have talking about? 264 00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:03,040 Yeah Roger... 265 00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:09,340 Yeah, yeah... yeah... I'm climbing a tree yesterday and I saw a nest with baby birds in it 266 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:13,040 Nice example of Roger... Yes Mary... 267 00:25:13,140 --> 00:25:18,040 My mother had a baby last year, that is my sister Tommy 268 00:25:18,050 --> 00:25:19,650 Very good Mary... 269 00:25:22,050 --> 00:25:23,250 Yeah Johnny... 270 00:25:23,350 --> 00:25:28,350 I was watching Lone Ranger on TV and He was surrounded by hundreds of Indians 271 00:25:28,450 --> 00:25:35,050 And they all attack at one time... and he kills each of them with just two weapons 272 00:25:35,950 --> 00:25:40,050 Well that's good Johnny... but what is that related to sex education? 273 00:25:40,050 --> 00:25:43,550 Well, that would teach the Indians not to make love to the Lone Ranger Miss 274 00:25:45,450 --> 00:25:47,350 Oh..Come on Boris 275 00:25:48,050 --> 00:25:49,150 See everything... 276 00:25:49,250 --> 00:25:57,050 This is very exciting... We have new all students from Leningrad... Russian 277 00:25:57,050 --> 00:26:01,050 His name is Boris... say Good Morning Class... 278 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,060 Good morning boris 279 00:26:03,360 --> 00:26:07,260 Now Boris... want to say we're a little about where you come from 280 00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:14,760 In Russia we say, " wierman harleck wasses " 281 00:26:19,060 --> 00:26:20,060 " Butzeep " 282 00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:25,060 Oh !!!... don't forget your test results... 283 00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:19,260 - Aaaawwww.... - Aaawww fuck... 284 00:27:29,060 --> 00:27:30,260 Hi daddy... Hi mom... 285 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,360 Hey... Hey... Hey... Mister isn't so fast !! 286 00:27:33,460 --> 00:27:36,860 If I remember correctly you have the results Your test today... 287 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:40,160 Well, actually... I don't have em... 288 00:27:40,170 --> 00:27:41,370 What do you mean you don't have it? 289 00:27:41,470 --> 00:27:44,870 Well, I do have them... But I listen to them to Rog... 290 00:27:44,970 --> 00:27:47,370 - He wants to scare his parents! !! - WHAT !!! 291 00:27:47,470 --> 00:27:50,070 N..N.. Well !!... just kidding... 292 00:27:50,370 --> 00:27:51,770 Here they are... 293 00:27:55,470 --> 00:27:58,470 Well there is at least one thing I can say that's good about Johnny... 294 00:27:58,470 --> 00:28:02,570 - Oh... What's that? - With results like this, he can't cheat !! 295 00:28:40,170 --> 00:28:44,970 Now kids... Who wants to come and tell what class did they do at the weekend 296 00:28:45,670 --> 00:28:50,070 Miss... me and my brother Billy Go to the river several times 297 00:28:50,070 --> 00:28:54,470 And what do you do on the river little maybe I ask... Swim? 298 00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:58,380 Alright, alright, our favorite thing to do is to catch the Toad Frog 299 00:28:58,380 --> 00:29:02,080 Really... And what do you do with them? 300 00:29:02,080 --> 00:29:06,480 Miss, what we do is Fire-cracker sticks> s up their ass, and light them up! 301 00:29:06,580 --> 00:29:09,180 Rectum Johnny... Rectum 302 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:12,280 Damaging them... Come to home Damn... 303 00:29:13,980 --> 00:29:19,080 Roger... please tell me that you have done something more useful with your time 304 00:29:20,080 --> 00:29:24,080 Nah Maam, my family and I went to the beach and lived on camping ground 305 00:29:24,180 --> 00:29:28,380 where we met some tourists, all of them far from Minneapolis 306 00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:34,580 Minneapolis..Minnesota Can you spell that for us Roger? 307 00:29:36,580 --> 00:29:40,380 Actually Maam... I think they're from... LA 308 00:29:42,290 --> 00:29:44,190 Alright Mary... 309 00:29:44,590 --> 00:29:46,490 Miss Rogers and class 310 00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:52,290 One of the things I did on weekends went around to Jason's place and place in his sandbox 311 00:29:53,090 --> 00:29:55,490 Sounds like fun... Mary 312 00:29:56,090 --> 00:30:02,490 Now if you come to the board and can the mantra, "Sand". I'll give you fresh baked cookies 313 00:30:05,690 --> 00:30:08,290 Right, this is Cookie 314 00:30:08,690 --> 00:30:14,690 Now Jason, if you can come here and write "Box", I'll give you Cookies too 315 00:30:18,490 --> 00:30:22,190 Now Mustafa... What do you do on weekends? 316 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:28,590 Well, Miss one day I saw Mary go to where Jason and I followed him 317 00:30:28,890 --> 00:30:36,290 Because I wanted to play with them, but when I got it There, Jason threw Rocks towards me... until I go 318 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:40,000 Throw stones at you! 319 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:44,100 Sounds like Blatent Racial Discrimination 320 00:30:45,100 --> 00:30:53,000 Now, if you can come to the board < br /> and write "Blatent Racial Discrimination" I'll give you Cookies... 321 00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,000 The letter "B" is for tame 322 00:31:10,100 --> 00:31:15,000 Mary is amazing. Now you can someone else who tells us what genie means 323 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,200 Johnny 324 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:23,100 Benign... What will my brother do, after he is eight years old ? 325 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:32,200 Okay Class... we've had fun, Now it's time to check reality 326 00:31:32,300 --> 00:31:39,100 I have marked the last and separate test From Mary, the result very disappointing 327 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,500 - Boris... - Da 328 00:31:42,010 --> 00:31:46,110 In English, Fibular isn't a bit of a lie... 329 00:31:47,210 --> 00:31:54,010 Dan Mickey, for the Knowledge that you said, "H2O is Hot Water and CO2 is Cold Water" 330 00:31:54,010 --> 00:31:55,010 False... 331 00:31:55,010 --> 00:31:58,210 Errr... Maybe that vice versa !! I don't remember... 332 00:31:58,310 --> 00:32:02,310 And for your Science question Jason, You were asked, "What is Nitrate" 333 00:32:02,410 --> 00:32:06,410 And you say and I quote... "Cheaper than the day level" 334 00:32:08,010 --> 00:32:10,410 These aren't cute kids... 335 00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:15,310 On this General Knowledge Question... "How do you delay milk becoming acidic?" 336 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:19,010 One from you saying, "Save to Cow" 337 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:25,210 Little Johnny... You shouldn't laugh... 338 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,420 Questions for Mathematics 5a ask... 339 00:32:27,420 --> 00:32:33,320 " If your Father gets a hundred dollars and gives half of his payment to your mother, What will he have? " 340 00:32:33,420 --> 00:32:35,620 You say," Heart attack " 341 00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:38,320 Dan because it's smart... you get fat Zero 342 00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:42,320 A zero I don't think I deserve Miss Zero... 343 00:32:42,420 --> 00:32:46,220 Well I agree... But that's the lowest sign I can give you 344 00:32:51,820 --> 00:32:55,020 - Ahem... - Yes Johnny... what's up 345 00:32:55,220 --> 00:32:58,320 I don't want to scare you Miss Pussy, But just so you know... 346 00:32:58,320 --> 00:33:02,320 Last night my father told me that if I the value doesn't start to improve 347 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,120 Someone will get a punch 348 00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:16,030 Good night dear... sleep well 349 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:19,230 Mummy... 350 00:33:21,230 --> 00:33:22,230 Yes Billy 351 00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:25,130 Can you sleep here with me tonight? 352 00:33:26,030 --> 00:33:28,330 I can't love I have to sleep with Daddy 353 00:33:32,130 --> 00:33:33,530 He's a big effeminate 354 00:34:06,530 --> 00:34:11,030 Mother... c, can you give me money to stock up on my money? 355 00:34:11,030 --> 00:34:15,030 Dollar... I'm not think so dear... 356 00:34:15,130 --> 00:34:16,230 If you do... 357 00:34:17,030 --> 00:34:23,130 I'll tell you what Dad told Betty next to him when he walked The dog passed our place last night 358 00:34:26,040 --> 00:34:29,040 Then what did he say? 359 00:34:30,340 --> 00:34:35,040 He said, "Your dog has dug a hole under our fence again" 360 00:34:52,140 --> 00:34:55,240 Halo ada sonny ... Apakah orang tua Anda akan pulang? 361 00:34:56,140 --> 00:34:58,440 What do you think 362 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:07,140 Do you know about our Lord & Savior Jesus Christ? 363 00:35:07,140 --> 00:35:09,040 Well, I know he lives in our bathroom !! 364 00:35:09,040 --> 00:35:12,240 - What is he !!! - How about... - why are you saying that kid? 365 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:19,240 Alright every morning my dad goes home the bathroom door, knocks on it and yell Jesus Christ are you still there !! 366 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:28,140 I'll call first, but I can't help myself 367 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:30,040 I just have to see your face... 368 00:35:30,950 --> 00:35:33,050 Awwww... You shitting me 369 00:35:33,950 --> 00:35:36,250 If I win the race... I will be able to get the bike 370 00:35:36,250 --> 00:35:38,050 You know what that means 371 00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:39,350 p> 372 00:35:39,450 --> 00:35:43,450 You will have a bicycle 373 00:35:43,550 --> 00:35:46,250 That means I have to beat Jason... He won for years 374 00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,050 You have to do a crash course 375 00:35:48,050 --> 00:35:51,050 Yep... Without crashing... 376 00:35:52,550 --> 00:35:55,350 Your Mate can't bleed from a rock 377 00:35:55,450 --> 00:35:57,950 I said I will wait for you 378 00:35:58,050 --> 00:36:06,250 I am sure you understand Mr.Wilson that we notes must be in relation to the value of this property and all related assets 379 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,050 Yes, fair enough 380 00:36:08,150 --> 00:36:10,250 You don't mind if I look around 381 00:36:10,250 --> 00:36:12,350 Yeah, knock yourself outside the couple 382 00:36:13,050 --> 00:36:18,050 Just think of the back tire pile there's another fucking snake there !! 383 00:36:19,050 --> 00:36:22,250 Up there... Fuck that stupid cow... 384 00:36:22,350 --> 00:36:23,450 G & apos; day there's Uncle Kevin 385 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:24,460 Yeah mate 386 00:36:24,460 --> 00:36:28,160 I just went inside to get a glass of water, then I will come and reach out a hand 387 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,060 You want me to get something? 388 00:36:30,060 --> 00:36:32,960 No thank you
G & amp; day Roger 389 00:36:39,360 --> 00:36:40,360 Aunt !!! 390 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,360 Johnny !!! 391 00:36:42,060 --> 00:36:43,260 What's that? 392 00:36:44,860 --> 00:36:50,060 That's... that's where God touched me with the Golden Ax 393 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:52,060 Very !!! 394 00:36:52,360 --> 00:36:54,460 He has it right in Cunt !! 395 00:37:03,870 --> 00:37:04,870 Thank you 396 00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:09,770 I'm sorry Aunt Mavis, but don't be shy 397 00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:14,370 I also see nekma Grandma when I stayed 398 00:37:15,370 --> 00:37:19,570 I thought she was dead... her tongue was hanging out 399 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:26,170 According to our records, it was listed as two toilets !! 400 00:37:26,170 --> 00:37:29,370 But You seem to only have one, on the side 401 00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:32,370 Yeah, but what about the Thunder box from behind? 402 00:37:32,370 --> 00:37:35,170 What !!... I won't call it a toilet 403 00:37:35,270 --> 00:37:40,370 This is a collection of Corrugated Iron rusting with a wooden board, with a hole in it above a rusty bucket !! 404 00:37:40,370 --> 00:37:43,070 Not even there lock on the door 405 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:50,280 Mate I've been here for years now, no bastard has ever dropped a bucket of dirt all the time I've been here 406 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:56,180 I think I'm enough see... I believe I will see you in our branch on the 17th, according to agreement 407 00:37:56,180 --> 00:37:58,280 Yeah, yeah... oh right 408 00:38:04,180 --> 00:38:05,180 Oh uncle Kevin... 409 00:38:05,180 --> 00:38:08,380 Uuhh... Oh, is that a couple? 410 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:13,080 Uncle Kev, do you know about Billy-Cart? s? 411 00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:23,280 I know a little about em.... 412 00:38:28,480 --> 00:38:31,380 Yes I have eternal thoughts about his father... 413 00:38:31,380 --> 00:38:33,180 Immoral you say !!! 414 00:38:33,180 --> 00:38:36,180 So who is this person? 415 00:38:37,090 --> 00:38:40,090 Could it be that Suzie Fitz-Simmons is lass? 416 00:38:40,090 --> 00:38:42,090 No, Father... I won't say it 417 00:38:42,390 --> 00:38:46,090 Oh, Preach Twas is a Meridith skinny one, I heard about? 418 00:38:46,190 --> 00:38:48,090 No. Not at all 419 00:38:48,190 --> 00:38:51,490 Oh, that must be Betty?... Betty Stenton... 420 00:38:51,490 --> 00:38:53,490 The amount of recognition I got about the girl... 421 00:38:53,490 --> 00:38:54,490 N... no 422 00:38:55,190 --> 00:38:58,090 Oh .. Understand that is Angelina's strumpet strawberry... 423 00:38:58,090 --> 00:39:01,090 No father, forget it I won't say... 424 00:39:01,090 --> 00:39:04,390 Your secret is very strict Johnny and I have to say I admire that to a young man... 425 00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:07,700 But even thoughts can be sin... and You have to make it up... 426 00:39:08,000 --> 00:39:11,000 Say 8 Hail Marys and behave... 427 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:17,000 So... what do you get? 428 00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:21,200 8 Salam Maria and 4 big instructions... 429 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:28,000 And who knows where little boys and girls go when they do bad things? 430 00:39:28,900 --> 00:39:31,000 I'm Miss... I do... 431 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,100 Yeah Johnny... 432 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:34,400 They go in the bush behind the Church-Yard... 433 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:40,100 Err... Be careful Johnny... we might < br /> have to wash your mouth with soap 434 00:39:40,200 --> 00:39:41,200 ... Again 435 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:47,200 But it's true Mrs. Rogers, Mickey Ramone show me today's Weener on Playground 436 00:39:48,200 --> 00:39:50,200 That's my remine from peanuts! 437 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,300 Really... Small right? 438 00:39:52,300 --> 00:39:54,300 No... salty 439 00:40:03,500 --> 00:40:08,100 Mother... The person who works for God is here 440 00:40:09,500 --> 00:40:12,000 Oh, Hello Father, how nice to meet you 441 00:40:12,300 --> 00:40:16,100 Hello Mrs.Murphy me just called to see if you feel better 442 00:40:16,800 --> 00:40:19,200 This morning before Mass Little Johnny said I was sick !! 443 00:40:19,310 --> 00:40:21,010 I said I was sick !! 444 00:40:22,210 --> 00:40:27,010 - You know I think stupid boys... - Oh I agree... 445 00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:28,010 Nobody's not... 446 00:40:28,010 --> 00:40:31,310 Oh yeah they... All stupid boys... 447 00:40:31,410 --> 00:40:36,010 - Stupid, stupid, stupid - And girls are much better 448 00:40:36,010 --> 00:40:41,010 Oh yeah... < br /> At least I have one of these !!!... you haven't... 449 00:40:42,210 --> 00:40:44,310 I don't care... johnny 450 00:40:44,310 --> 00:40:51,010 Because Mum says, it's with one of them , I can get a lot of them I like... 451 00:40:54,210 --> 00:40:55,310 Just for a moment Young man... 452 00:40:55,410 --> 00:40:57,210 Oh, Hi Mother... 453 00:40:57,220 --> 00:40:59,820 Why did you lie to Father O & apos; Flarity? 454 00:40:59,820 --> 00:41:00,420 I'm not... 455 00:41:00,420 --> 00:41:03,020 Well he told me that you said I was sick... 456 00:41:03,020 --> 00:41:04,220 But you're Mum... 457 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,120 What made you say that?... I am not sick 458 00:41:07,120 --> 00:41:13,320 Alright. I was walking past your bedroom this morning and I clearly heard Father say... 459 00:41:14,020 --> 00:41:17,420 Come back and drink your medicine... 460 00:41:17,420 --> 00:41:22,020 Oh .. Well I'm much more well now thank you... 461 00:41:22,120 --> 00:41:23,620 Now come here please have a visitor... 462 00:41:24,420 --> 00:41:26,220 Look who's here Johnny... Mrs. Quiggly 463 00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:29,030 You remember Mrs.Quiggly... Go and give her a kiss... 464 00:41:29,230 --> 00:41:31,830 Come on Darling give us a kiss... 465 00:41:31,830 --> 00:41:32,330 No... 466 00:41:32,330 --> 00:41:35,930 Oh, what the hell?... are you too shy? 467 00:41:36,130 --> 00:41:38,230 No... He's too ugly 468 00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:45,030 Johnny !! How dare you... Appologise to Mrs.Quiggly immediately... Appologise... 469 00:41:46,030 --> 00:41:51,130 I'm sorry... Mrs. Quiggly is very ugly 470 00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:53,030 Can I leave now? 471 00:42:30,230 --> 00:42:35,030 Okay... calm down down... 472 00:42:35,230 --> 00:42:36,230 SILVER !!! 473 00:42:39,240 --> 00:42:40,940 Ha !!... thank you 474 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:46,340 Now Class... Today gonig to speak about multi-syllable words... 475 00:42:46,440 --> 00:42:50,140 Does anyone know of an example? < br /> a Multi-syllable? 476 00:42:52,040 --> 00:42:53,040 Mary... 477 00:42:53,040 --> 00:42:53,940 Beautiful... 478 00:42:53,940 --> 00:42:56,040 Very good... Roger .. . 479 00:42:56,140 --> 00:42:57,540 Um, monkey... 480 00:42:57,540 --> 00:42:58,940 Very good... 481 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:01,840 Yes... Johnny !! 482 00:43:02,040 --> 00:43:03,840 bate... 483 00:43:03,850 --> 00:43:05,550 Oh Johnny... it's a sip... 484 00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:09,350 Oh, no, miss, you must be thinking about Blow-Job 485 00:43:10,550 --> 00:43:12,250 Please be calm.... 486 00:43:13,350 --> 00:43:18,650 Now let's continue. Okay today will have two special words 487 00:43:18,750 --> 00:43:27,050 The first... "Maybe". Who can use the word "maybe" in a sentence?... Yes, Mickey... 488 00:43:27,050 --> 00:43:34,050 If it's good and we don't give you a no problem or click & apos ;, "Prehaps" You won't give us homework... 489 00:43:34,350 --> 00:43:37,350 Well, we'll look at that... Yes Shana... 490 00:43:37,450 --> 00:43:42,150 The sky is very dark, "Maybe" it will rain... 491 00:43:42,150 --> 00:43:45,250 Shana is very good... Use very good word... 492 00:43:48,650 --> 00:43:50,250 YES JOHNNY !!! 493 00:43:50,260 --> 00:43:58,860 Yesterday I arrived at Uncle school, my cousin Cheryl and his Piano teacher Both of them have pants around there ankles 494 00:43:59,060 --> 00:44:02,860 - "Maybe" they will suck at Piano -JOHNNY !!!... 495 00:44:03,160 --> 00:44:06,260 - Yes Miss... - That's really unacceptable... 496 00:44:06,360 --> 00:44:13,160 From now on you have to sit there... Don't do anything... And most importantly just keep quiet... 497 00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:19,460 Now Children... For today's second special word 498 00:44:19,460 --> 00:44:25,260 I want to see if anyone can use the word "beautiful" twice in one sentence... 499 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:32,060 Yes Shana... 500 00:44:32,060 --> 00:44:38,260 My cousin is wearing " "Beautiful wedding dress and the whole wedding is just" beautiful " 501 00:44:38,260 --> 00:44:42,160 Shana is very nice... Yes Roger... 502 00:44:42,160 --> 00:44:50,060 That day" beautiful "and my father took it us into the mountains, for a picnic and that view was just" beautiful " 503 00:44:50,070 --> 00:44:52,070 Roger who is very good... 504 00:44:53,070 --> 00:44:59,670 Miss... Miss... I can use it in the sentence 3 times Miss 505 00:44:59,670 --> 00:45:04,270 Very !!! Oh well Johnny, but be careful... 506 00:45:04,270 --> 00:45:10,070 Miss, a night Cousin Cheryl comes goes home and tells Uncle Kevin that he is pregnant 507 00:45:10,070 --> 00:45:18,270 and Uncle Kevin said, "Beautiful"... "Beautiful" .. Just fucking & apos "beautiful "... 508 00:45:20,070 --> 00:45:24,570 That's it... I have enough of you youth 509 00:45:25,070 --> 00:45:29,370 You constantly interfere with my Class with your dirty language 510 00:45:39,570 --> 00:45:41,670 But it looks like I'm invisible 511 00:45:42,070 --> 00:45:43,970 He doesn't even know who I am... 512 00:45:43,970 --> 00:45:45,470 And that's why you want to win the race? 513 00:45:45,480 --> 00:45:47,480 Yes... I have to win the race... 514 00:45:47,580 --> 00:45:53,080 No, you don't marry... There are others how to get a girl to pay attention to it... 515 00:45:53,280 --> 00:45:56,080 And if that fails... we'll go to Plan-B... 516 00:45:56,080 --> 00:45:57,480 So what is Plan -A? 517 00:45:57,580 --> 00:46:02,680 It's a known fact that more than half of the world , is conceived to love songs... 518 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:09,080 Write him a love song and even if you sound like shit , he will forgive you if he likes words... 519 00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:10,380 Uncle Kev... 520 00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,280 Can you teach me a love song? 521 00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,080 Hi dear... I'm at home 522 00:46:17,180 --> 00:46:20,280 Hello Darling... We need to talk seriously... 523 00:46:21,090 --> 00:46:24,090 See what I found in your kid's closet when I was cleaning today... 524 00:46:27,390 --> 00:46:30,090 Alright...... what do you think we should do? 525 00:46:30,490 --> 00:46:33,090 Well I don't think we should hit it... 526 00:46:42,990 --> 00:46:46,690 # What is happening... # I began to change.... 527 00:46:47,290 --> 00:46:51,090 # I got the Butterfly & apos; s... # When they mentioned your name... 528 00:46:51,890 --> 00:46:55,390 # I was like Puppy... # When I see your face... 529 00:46:55,790 --> 00:46:57,290 # I have female germs... 530 00:47:01,090 --> 00:47:05,090 # I stammer and stutter... # When I try to talk.... 531 00:47:06,090 --> 00:47:09,690 # When you smile at me... # I'm weak on my knees 532 00:47:10,090 --> 00:47:14,090 # I lost control, Christ... # I hope I don't pee 533 00:47:14,390 --> 00:47:16,090 # I have female germs... 534 00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:23,400 # I'm worried because... # I'm Dick will go down... 535 00:47:23,400 --> 00:47:27,000 # And I'll grow me full... set of Tits... 536 00:47:28,100 --> 00:47:33,000 # And wear frilly shorts... # And make-up and things... 537 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:36,200 # And I have to sit down... to urinate... 538 00:47:38,200 --> 00:47:42,300 # What can I... # Will this feeling disappear... 539 00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,100 # Sorta hopes it doesn't... # Sorta hopes it stays... 540 00:47:48,000 --> 00:47:51,400 Uncle Kev said... # I need to put... 541 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,200 # I have female germs... 542 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:14,000 Oh Kevin what will be done? 543 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,400 Jesus, I don't know love 544 00:48:16,110 --> 00:48:20,510 I'm only 100 dollars short, surely the Bank will do it give us a fucking extension 545 00:48:20,510 --> 00:48:23,110 What... Extensions to extensions... 546 00:48:23,110 --> 00:48:24,010 Good why not !!! 547 00:48:24,110 --> 00:48:27,510 We have been doing business with them bastards close to 10 years... 548 00:48:28,010 --> 00:48:29,210 At least that's what they can do... 549 00:48:29,310 --> 00:48:31,210 Oh I hope your right kev... 550 00:48:42,910 --> 00:48:44,010 Hello Uncle Kev... 551 00:48:46,010 --> 00:48:48,110 G & apos ; day mate... how are you? 552 00:48:49,010 --> 00:48:54,010 Oh... Fuck... Well not everyone has ears for music... 553 00:48:54,010 --> 00:48:56,010 We just need to try something else... 554 00:48:56,020 --> 00:48:58,020 Mom... But he doesn't like me Uncle Kevin... 555 00:48:58,020 --> 00:49:02,920 Mate, he's a woman... He's just a little confused on his head... 556 00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,120 Watching Kevin... 557 00:49:04,120 --> 00:49:08,120 Well, what I'm saying is that they're not like normal people... 558 00:49:08,120 --> 00:49:11,420 And they need a lot of evidence that you are not a loser... 559 00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:14,020 So how do we do it? 560 00:49:14,120 --> 00:49:17,020 Err..Be a winner 561 00:49:17,120 --> 00:49:18,720 Exactly... 562 00:49:20,920 --> 00:49:24,420 Now that's a couple... Superstition Hill... 563 00:49:29,020 --> 00:49:31,020 And this isn't for Pussies... 564 00:49:31,230 --> 00:49:37,030 Imagine .. Your jewel crown will be there hang no more than 5 inches from the ground... 565 00:49:37,330 --> 00:49:40,230 It's like a cheese grater bleeding at that speed... 566 00:49:41,230 --> 00:49:44,230 I've seen a lot of Genital are torn to shreds... 567 00:49:45,430 --> 00:49:48,230 They are very lucky people... 568 00:49:48,330 --> 00:49:50,430 Others... well... 569 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:04,230 But once again... I think superstition has all the bugs to do with it! 570 00:50:06,230 --> 00:50:09,030 It's all about blood training... 571 00:50:16,030 --> 00:50:18,130 Now you move to position 5... 572 00:50:18,430 --> 00:50:22,130 "Short worms show the ball to the sun"... 573 00:50:52,930 --> 00:50:55,130 Come on... Faster... 574 00:50:55,140 --> 00:50:57,040 Put some bloody effort into it... 575 00:50:57,040 --> 00:51:01,040 The legs must be like fucking steel springs... 576 00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:25,240 We start... 577 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:38,040 I'm sorry to ask but... Don't Have to Be Little Johnny at least has a go at the real Billy-Cart? 578 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:42,340 Ah shit huh... obviously he must pass this test first... 579 00:51:48,240 --> 00:51:49,940 So... what do you think? 580 00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:52,040 What a piece of garbage !!! 581 00:51:55,340 --> 00:52:00,040 Well, he might not look like much but... he got it where he counted children... 582 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:06,540 He is a miracle of bloody engeneering... 583 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,840 The fastest Probarbly Downhill Racer has ever been built... 584 00:52:10,050 --> 00:52:13,050 He broke all but 2 records across the country 585 00:52:13,050 --> 00:52:16,150 Ball Bearing Hubs... Striped differentiation... 586 00:52:16,150 --> 00:52:19,450 And about 40 pounds of ballast to speed things up... 587 00:52:19,550 --> 00:52:21,750 So Johnny... are you ready? 588 00:52:21,850 --> 00:52:23,250 I'm ready... 589 00:52:23,250 --> 00:52:24,250 Wait briefly... 590 00:52:32,950 --> 00:52:35,350 Wow... Thrilling... 591 00:52:35,350 --> 00:52:37,350 Okay, so you need a little oil... 592 00:52:50,050 --> 00:52:53,050 Aarrgghh..Me fucking & thumbs up 593 00:53:09,450 --> 00:53:10,350 He's ready... 594 00:53:10,460 --> 00:53:12,360 - really... - Yep... 595 00:53:13,060 --> 00:53:14,360 Ready like he would ever... 596 00:53:16,160 --> 00:53:18,460 God, I know I'm not perfect 597 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:22,460 But if you can let me win the Billy-Cart Derby and get the money I need 598 00:53:22,460 --> 00:53:26,060 I'll be able to buy Dragster's Super Deluxe Bike 599 00:53:26,060 --> 00:53:31,360 And maybe... maybe it's sure people won't think I'm a loser 600 00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:33,260 And then he can be my girl... 601 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:38,260 I know you can fix everything, maybe even a race sometimes 602 00:53:38,260 --> 00:53:44,060 So I wonder, that if I promise to be a better child , would you help me win the race? 603 00:53:44,060 --> 00:53:49,060 And beat Jason's Boof-head... . It will be appreciated with gratitude 604 00:53:52,070 --> 00:53:55,870 Hey and if you don't ask too much... Can you hit it on the Nut while you do it 605 00:54:36,570 --> 00:54:39,370 This is for you Rog... So you won't miss anything... 606 00:54:39,370 --> 00:54:43,170 Wow, nobody has done anything good for me before 607 00:54:43,170 --> 00:54:46,270 Well... what's the best friend for... 608 00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:53,470 Errm... I don't want to state clearly but... 609 00:54:53,570 --> 00:54:58,170 You really need Billy-Cart to win the Billy-Cart race 610 00:55:10,070 --> 00:55:11,270 No Rog problem 611 00:55:11,270 --> 00:55:15,470 I will never be able to defeat them in that matter Old things rusty Uncle Kevin has... 612 00:55:16,070 --> 00:55:18,070 This person is a professional 613 00:55:18,070 --> 00:55:22,070 Hey, wait... Put a lid on some kind of young-un talk... 614 00:55:22,680 --> 00:55:26,080 Sorry I'm a little late... I have a dirt case... 615 00:55:26,180 --> 00:55:28,280 So what are you think? 616 00:55:31,280 --> 00:55:33,380 Oh, I like Uncle Kev... 617 00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:37,280 And... this is from your Aunt Mavis... 618 00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:40,580 Thank you Aunt Mavis... 619 00:55:41,980 --> 00:55:46,180 Now, if there are many things out there !! And if the dirt overrides the fan... 620 00:55:46,280 --> 00:55:48,980 Use "FO Lever"... 621 00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,080 What is that? 622 00:55:51,080 --> 00:55:53,180 Only a few inventions that I cook... . 623 00:55:53,380 --> 00:55:57,280 As he said, "Just use it in an emergency" 624 00:55:57,290 --> 00:55:58,090 Understand? 625 00:55:58,190 --> 00:56:00,190 Yep..Got it... 626 00:56:00,190 --> 00:56:04,090 Now go win the bloody race child 627 00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:11,490 Well here we are Ladies and Gentlemen .. On the famous Bukit Takhayul 628 00:56:11,490 --> 00:56:15,090 For Gallangatta Billy-Cart Derby... 629 00:56:15,190 --> 00:56:22,390 What started as a complicated local racing event has developed to be watched by thousands of people across the country 630 00:56:23,090 --> 00:56:25,090 The atmosphere here is electricity 631 00:56:25,090 --> 00:56:31,090 And around you can see happy fans, who has turned out to watch what is promised 632 00:56:31,090 --> 00:56:36,190 Hearts that stop, drop jaws, bone crunching extravaganza 633 00:56:36,490 --> 00:56:41,490 Now is the time to meet with competitors so it's up to you, Father O Fl Flarity... 634 00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,000 Thank you Howard... 635 00:56:49,100 --> 00:56:52,100 Now I want to introduce some of us competitors before the race... 636 00:56:52,200 --> 00:56:54,400 And first, we have Boris... 637 00:56:55,300 --> 00:57:00,000 I saw you sitting in a kind of Atomic Bomb Un-Holy type Rocket-Cart 638 00:57:00,000 --> 00:57:01,300 Do you think this will help your chances? 639 00:57:01,300 --> 00:57:05,100 Dar... This will blow my competition 640 00:57:05,200 --> 00:57:10,300 So what does Red Threat have? I Guess we just have to wait and see... 641 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:15,100 And who are we here? Mustafa... and the flying carpet... 642 00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:20,100 Are you sure that your hand weaving is extraordinary a luxurious tapestry will see you through victory? 643 00:57:20,100 --> 00:57:24,400 Glory to Allah !! Because he will fly me to the finish line... 644 00:57:24,410 --> 00:57:27,710 Yes indeed... Ah, Jason... 645 00:57:30,410 --> 00:57:33,010 You are probably the favorite to win this year... 646 00:57:33,010 --> 00:57:38,310 So tell me... Is it You feel the pressure as ordering the Champ to make it 2 wins in a row? 647 00:57:38,310 --> 00:57:40,010 3 is actually Daddy... 648 00:57:40,010 --> 00:57:44,410 You see the thing about this competition is... there is no competition... 649 00:57:45,010 --> 00:57:48,210 Now people, with that confidence need luck? 650 00:57:49,210 --> 00:57:52,110 Next we have the oldest competitor in the race, Mrs.Quiggly 651 00:57:52,210 --> 00:57:56,010 I understand you have competed every race because this is a simple start 652 00:57:56,010 --> 00:57:58,010 But it never really runs a place... 653 00:57:58,010 --> 00:58:00,110 Yeah that's right 654 00:58:00,120 --> 00:58:06,020 But this year I really need that prize money, for my beloved Terrier... 655 00:58:07,020 --> 00:58:12,020 You see Toto is really very sick and a Veterinarian bills are more than I can... 656 00:58:12,920 --> 00:58:16,520 Seeing me as a retiree... and a widow 657 00:58:21,020 --> 00:58:26,120 I'm sure of the hearts of our viewers later with you... hopefully success and god bless 658 00:58:27,120 --> 00:58:32,020 With all this intense competition, I wonder if our next driver Mickey Ramone feels the heat? 659 00:58:32,120 --> 00:58:40,420 Well... Not from the others or is it greedy old bag, he's lying on top dying Pooch coupe like that friggin & apos; 660 00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:45,120 I don't fall for it... If he can block my path .. You were hit... 661 00:58:45,120 --> 00:58:46,220 I'm in this case to win... 662 00:58:47,120 --> 00:58:48,520 Look at me in confession 663 00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:56,520 Good people, there seems to be enough competition to go around. Last but not least we have a Young people in what I believe is their first race... 664 00:58:56,530 --> 00:59:00,130 So tell me a little about Johnny. Are you sure of a big win? 665 00:59:00,330 --> 00:59:01,330 Yes... 666 00:59:02,030 --> 00:59:09,130 Err, so do you feel Lady Luck is with you, On Friday the 13th and Are you a superstition at all? 667 00:59:09,130 --> 00:59:14,030 Never heard of him... And as for superstition err children, I don't care... 668 00:59:14,030 --> 00:59:16,030 Well that's spirit... 669 00:59:16,130 --> 00:59:17,230 God bless ya boy... 670 00:59:17,830 --> 00:59:22,030 Waves of excitement gripping the crowd as a ticking clock to the main event... 671 00:59:32,430 --> 00:59:38,430 Telah dikatakan bahwa Billy-Cart Derby adalah seperti banyak tantangan mental seperti fisik .. 672 00:59:39,030 --> 00:59:41,030 Do you think your nephew has what he needs 673 00:59:41,030 --> 00:59:43,130 Oh, he's a smart kid okay... 674 00:59:43,140 --> 00:59:45,540 Helping him with math one day I asked him, 675 00:59:45,540 --> 00:59:51,040 "If there are 3 birds on the fence and you shots 1. How many will be left?" 676 00:59:51,040 --> 00:59:52,240 He said, "Nothing" 677 00:59:52,240 --> 00:59:54,040 Oohh... Goodness... 678 00:59:54,040 --> 01:00:01,140 I know, so I asked why... And he said, "because when you shoot first one, the others all fly move away " 679 01:00:01,340 --> 01:00:05,240 I said," The answer is 2 " But it shows that you are thinking... 680 01:00:06,040 --> 01:00:08,040 Then Little Johnny asks a question, 681 01:00:08,140 --> 01:00:13,040 "If there are 3 women sitting on the park an ice-eating bench appears" 682 01:00:13,040 --> 01:00:18,340 "Seseorang menggigitnya, Yang satu menjilatnya dan yang lainnya mengisapnya " 683 01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:20,240 "Which one is married?" 684 01:00:21,850 --> 01:00:25,350 Well I said without really thinking, "who sucked it" 685 01:00:25,350 --> 01:00:31,050 Little Johnny looked at me very innocently said, "no, it is one with a wedding ring" 686 01:00:31,050 --> 01:00:34,050 But good yes Aunt Mavis, This shows that you are thinking 687 01:00:35,050 --> 01:00:38,350 Alright, thank you Father for that insight... 688 01:00:39,050 --> 01:00:42,350 Ladies and Gentlemen, racer prepare a big moment 689 01:00:42,350 --> 01:00:50,050 Like Father O Fl Flarity offers the last blessing this Friday the 13th on the Hill of Superstition 690 01:01:18,950 --> 01:01:24,050 And now Ladies and Gentlemen, the moment we've all been waiting for 691 01:01:24,050 --> 01:01:29,650 The 1967 Gallangatta Billy-Cart Derby 692 01:02:00,850 --> 01:02:06,350 Mustafa was taken into the air... What an amazing sight... 693 01:02:22,450 --> 01:02:27,250 Suci fuuuuuck.... 694 01:02:49,060 --> 01:02:53,060 Forget that old bag of yours... < br /> Return to nursing home... 695 01:02:53,060 --> 01:02:55,160 You and your Little Toto too... 696 01:03:08,060 --> 01:03:13,060 There seems to be a little disagreement between the two Mrs. Quiggly and carry over Champ 697 01:03:13,260 --> 01:03:17,060 Tension becomes feverish and gets the best from them 698 01:03:34,060 --> 01:03:36,160 Come on couple... you can do it... 699 01:03:37,260 --> 01:03:39,260 Come on Johnny... 700 01:04:16,060 --> 01:04:18,060 Jesus Christ... 701 01:04:21,060 --> 01:04:26,060 Geez, one of our competitors has become... Bogged Down !! 702 01:04:27,060 --> 01:04:31,060 I don't need to add at all... . 703 01:04:35,060 --> 01:04:38,260 Getting out of my way is a dirty little scallywag... 704 01:04:38,270 --> 01:04:40,170 The money is mine... 705 01:04:40,170 --> 01:04:44,170 - Retreating him... - No there are poor spoiled rich people getting it 706 01:04:44,170 --> 01:04:48,170 No more than my smell... wait... everything... 707 01:06:13,070 --> 01:06:15,570 Come on Johnny, you can fucking do it... 708 01:06:15,570 --> 01:06:18,170 Finish Kev .. You must pay attention to your blood pressure 709 01:06:18,370 --> 01:06:20,270 This is just a race for God... 710 01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:27,170 You... finished... 711 01:06:28,270 --> 01:06:29,870 Fuck-head... 712 01:06:40,370 --> 01:06:46,070 You left Johnny we are dirty ourselves cheating, sucking cock, mother fucker... 713 01:07:23,370 --> 01:07:27,070 you... enough... finished 714 01:07:28,980 --> 01:07:32,180 As said, "Just use it in emergency "... 715 01:07:53,080 --> 01:07:54,380 Damn it... 716 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:05,180 Shoot me... Shoot me... Shoot me... 717 01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:32,180 Johnny... Johnny... 718 01:08:53,080 --> 01:09:00,180 Holy shi... Ladies and gentlemen who don't know if not make it at the finish line, he will be disqualified < 719 01:09:00,180 --> 01:09:02,480 Can he do it? Can he... 720 01:09:11,980 --> 01:09:14,180 He can... He can... 721 01:09:18,000 --> 01:09:18,180 Little Johnny has go to win an amazing race... 722 01:09:18,180 --> 01:09:22,180 - Johnny... - Fuckin & apos; beauty... Good at ya young for... 723 01:09:23,080 --> 01:09:26,180 Do I know it will not be forgotten for future generations 724 01:09:32,890 --> 01:09:36,190 Well of course I'm proud of him, he's a bloody Champion... 725 01:09:36,190 --> 01:09:38,290 And he always makes me laugh... 726 01:09:38,290 --> 01:09:42,390 Like the other day, we sat down continuously the fence watching the bull with 2 cows... 727 01:09:42,390 --> 01:09:44,290 And I asked him what it was until he said... 728 01:09:44,390 --> 01:09:48,090 I was watching the Black Bull fuck Black Cow Uncle Kev... 729 01:09:48,190 --> 01:09:50,090 The Missis met him, he said, 730 01:09:50,090 --> 01:09:55,090 "You shouldn't say that, the Bull shocking Black Cow " 731 01:09:55,090 --> 01:10:00,090 The next day at a family do with everyone gather, Missis said for Little Johnny he said... 732 01:10:00,090 --> 01:10:04,090 "So Johnny did the Bull Suprisse the Black cow today?" 733 01:10:04,190 --> 01:10:08,290 Little Johnny said, "Sure, he put the White to sleep" 734 01:10:08,290 --> 01:10:09,190 Kevin... 735 01:10:44,600 --> 01:10:48,000 Thank you uncle Kevin... I can't do it without you 736 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,000 Your friend is welcome... 737 01:10:50,000 --> 01:10:54,000 You might be just a little takka, but yes you have a big bloody heart... 738 01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:58,200 You are a little nonsense... out of my way That's money me... 739 01:10:58,200 --> 01:11:03,200 First Johnny Little may I have survived You are absolutley you, monumental 740 01:11:03,200 --> 01:11:07,100 victory here today... you have show incredible courage 741 01:11:07,100 --> 01:11:12,100 and will undoubtedly be an inspiration for Down-hill drivers around the world... 742 01:11:12,100 --> 01:11:16,100 Is there anything you want? < br /> Tell your fans here today? 743 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:19,100 Yes .. Enter & apos; !!... 744 01:11:19,310 --> 01:11:21,110 Why are you a little 745 01:11:25,110 --> 01:11:26,710 I'll take it... 746 01:11:26,810 --> 01:11:31,010 Congratulations Johnny Little, he's a good bike 747 01:11:31,010 --> 01:11:33,310 Do you like the box? Or do you want to drive it home? 748 01:11:36,910 --> 01:11:38,110 Ride thanks... 749 01:11:39,010 --> 01:11:40,010 Watch it Dick-head... 750 01:11:40,010 --> 01:11:42,010 Ah fuck off... 751 01:11:42,010 --> 01:11:43,010 Uncle Kevin... 752 01:11:43,010 --> 01:11:46,110 A young man who is very lucky, this is the last 753 01:11:46,110 --> 01:11:48,010 Rare as their Tooth Teeth... 754 01:11:48,110 --> 01:11:51,210 There's nothing more I can do you are Mr . Wilson happy day... 755 01:11:51,220 --> 01:11:56,820 Oi, wait for the couple to bleed, i... m... I didn't ask for any help here is a little more time... 756 01:11:56,820 --> 01:12:03,120 What time did you say?... is it true that only us as mere humans can control something bleak over time... 757 01:12:03,120 --> 01:12:06,120 But unfortunately we can't, so I won't... thank you 758 01:12:06,120 --> 01:12:07,220 48 hours 759 01:12:09,020 --> 01:12:10,220 Al-alright 24 760 01:12:10,320 --> 01:12:15,420 I don't ask you to change time, just... just look the other way for a little 761 01:12:15,420 --> 01:12:22,020 I'm afraid the balance must be paid today full or we will-close on your property 762 01:12:22,020 --> 01:12:23,020 So that's it !!... 763 01:12:23,920 --> 01:12:29,320 I'll lose all the damn things I'm working on for and for all pissy a little 30 dollars... 764 01:12:29,320 --> 01:12:32,020 30 Dollars or 1000 to the Bank is no different... 765 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:34,330 Well that friend makes a big difference to me... 766 01:12:34,430 --> 01:12:38,330 We are Financial Institutions, not Amal... 767 01:12:38,330 --> 01:12:41,230 Now what happens to Australian parents, "Fair-go" 768 01:12:41,230 --> 01:12:45,130 Proberbly on vacation, together with Good Samaritans heart, now if you don't mind 769 01:12:45,130 --> 01:12:47,330 Don't mind... don't mind... 770 01:12:47,930 --> 01:12:51,730 Actually I really know, Yes fuckwitt 771 01:12:51,730 --> 01:12:53,430 Don't need a language like that sir... 772 01:12:53,430 --> 01:12:56,230 Mate, I haven't even fucking & apos; start on you yet... 773 01:12:56,230 --> 01:12:57,130 Right... 774 01:13:01,540 --> 01:13:02,340 Help... 775 01:13:02,340 --> 01:13:07,040 Now tell me, what is needed to save me from damn farm? 776 01:13:07,140 --> 01:13:08,240 30 dollars... 777 01:13:08,340 --> 01:13:10,040 Uncle Kevin... 778 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:11,040 Yeah mate... 779 01:13:11,040 --> 01:13:12,140 Here are 30 of your bucks... 780 01:13:14,140 --> 01:13:15,340 Thank you young man... 781 01:13:18,340 --> 01:13:20,140 Congratulations on counting Mr. 782 01:13:20,140 --> 01:13:23,140 Thank you mate .. You know I'll make it up huh 783 01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:26,040 Don't worry Uncle Kev, you already have !! 784 01:13:26,050 --> 01:13:28,050 Really !!... how is that? 785 01:13:29,950 --> 01:13:34,050 You know something Johnny... you have a nice bloody head on your shoulders 786 01:13:34,350 --> 01:13:36,050 Did I ever tell you? 787 01:13:36,050 --> 01:13:38,450 Thank you uncle Kev too 788 01:13:39,950 --> 01:13:43,150 Hi friends... wait for me 789 01:13:45,050 --> 01:13:47,050 Say, did you get a bicycle? 790 01:13:47,050 --> 01:13:48,050 Well... 791 01:13:48,250 --> 01:13:49,350 Pull it out from there 792 01:13:49,350 --> 01:13:52,050 I know you and Mary like a items and all and... 793 01:13:52,060 --> 01:13:55,060 Usually it's like, well... big problem with me 794 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:59,360 But I believe, in my heart... we will see this through !! 795 01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:05,360 Like friends, so if it's okay with you both, can I still hang out with you guys? 796 01:14:05,360 --> 01:14:07,160 Of course you can Rog... 797 01:14:07,160 --> 01:14:08,160 Oh good... 798 01:14:08,260 --> 01:14:09,260 Are friends... 799 01:14:09,260 --> 01:14:10,160 Of course 800 01:14:10,160 --> 01:14:12,160 So, what happened to Little Johnny? 801 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:14,060 Did he find success? 802 01:14:14,060 --> 01:14:15,060 Or failure? 803 01:14:15,060 --> 01:14:17,060 No problem 804 01:14:17,070 --> 01:14:20,170 The point is, Little Johnny has become part of people's law 805 01:14:20,170 --> 01:14:21,170 Legend... 806 01:14:21,170 --> 01:14:26,870 Dan as we all know... Legend never dies... 807 01:15:05,270 --> 01:15:08,070 Mr.Hanson, may I ask something? 808 01:15:08,070 --> 01:15:10,170 Of course Johnny... what's wrong? 809 01:15:10,170 --> 01:15:14,070 Well, Mary and I want to get married, is it okay? 810 01:15:14,070 --> 01:15:18,270 Oh, I don't see why not !! But there are some things you have to sort out 811 01:15:18,370 --> 01:15:20,270 Like... where are you going to stay? 812 01:15:20,270 --> 01:15:23,170 Well I think I could just move to the room Mary !! 813 01:15:23,170 --> 01:15:25,170 It's big enough for both of us easily... 814 01:15:25,180 --> 01:15:28,580 Oh i see... Erm, how are you going to support him? 815 01:15:28,580 --> 01:15:30,080 Well we will eat here... 816 01:15:30,080 --> 01:15:33,080 I get one week's allowance and also him... 817 01:15:33,080 --> 01:15:35,480 I'm saving a little... That's enough 818 01:15:36,280 --> 01:15:40,080 Okay and what if there's something small? 819 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,380 Well the finger is crossed, we've been lucky so far! 820 01:15:50,080 --> 01:15:51,580 Why is Uncle Kev funny?