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Solving the following riddle
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will reveal the awful secret
behind the universe,
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assuming you do not go
utterly mad in the attempt.
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Say you have an ax... just a
cheap one from home depot.
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On one bitter winter day
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- you use said ax
to behead a man.
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Don't worry...
the man's already dead.
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Maybe you should worry, 'cause
you're the one who shot him.
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He'd been a big twitchy guy
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with veined skin
stretched over swollen biceps,
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tattoo of a swastika
on his tongue.
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And you're chopping off
his head because
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even with eight
bullet holes in him,
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you're pretty sure he's about
to spring back to his feet
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and eat the look of terror
right off your face.
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You now have a broken ax.
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- So you go
to the hardware store...
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explaining away the dark reddish
stains on the handle as barbeque sauce.
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The repaired ax sits
undisturbed in your house
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- until the next spring
when one rainy morning...
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So you grab your trusty ax and chop
the thing into several pieces.
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On the last blow, however...
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Of course a chipped head means yet
another trip to the hardware store.
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As soon as you get home with
your newly-headed ax though...
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You meet the reanimated body of
the guy you beheaded last year,
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only he's got a new head
stitched on with what looks like
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plastic weed-trimmer line and
wears that unique expression
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of you're-the-man-who-killed-
me-last-winter resentment
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that one so rarely encounters
in everyday life.
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So you brandish your ax.
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That's the ax that slayed me.
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Is he right?
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My name is David Wong.
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I once saw a man's
kidney grow tentacles,
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tear itself out of a
ragged hole in his back
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and go slapping
across my kitchen floor.
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But that's another story.
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More side effects.
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It's always like this
when I'm on the sauce.
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- I dosed six hours ago.
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My count had 5,829 grains
of rice on her plate.
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The rice was grown in Arkansas.
The guy who ran
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the John Deere harvester
was nicknamed Cooter.
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I'm not a genius.
I'm not a psychic either.
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Just side effects, that's all.
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David Wong?
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David Wong?
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What, did you doze off there?
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Hey, you're...
you're Arnie, right?
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Arnie Blondestone.
Sorry I'm late.
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You don't look Asian,
Mr. Wong.
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I'm not.
I was born right here.
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Had my last name changed though.
Thought it'd make me harder to find.
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You know that Wong is the most
common surname in the world?
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Mmm. Is your family
still around?
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No, I was adopted.
I never knew my real dad.
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You could be my dad
for all I know.
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Are you my dad?
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Uh...
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I don't think so, no.
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Anyway, my adopted family
moved away.
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I won't tell you
where they went, but...
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Get out your pen, 'cause you're
gonna wanna write this down.
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My biological mom,
she was institutionalized.
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Must've been hard.
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She was a strung-out,
crank-addicted cannibal,
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dabbled in vampirism
and necromancy.
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Blew her welfare check
every month on black candles.
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Really? And I thought
my mom was bad
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because she wouldn't
let me watch "space ghost."
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- You pulling my leg?
- No, this is just what I do when I get nervous.
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Um, she was bipolar,
that's all.
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Couldn't keep a house. But isn't
the other story better though?
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- I think you should use that.
- I thought you wanted
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to get the truth out,
your side of it.
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If not, what are we even
doing here, Mr. Wong?
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You're right. Sorry.
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So you guys are...
you're what?
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You're some kind
of spiritualists?
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Exorcists?
Something like that?
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- I could blow your world
- Away, Arnie.
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If I show you
what's in this container,
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you'll never feel at one
with the human race
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until the day you die.
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You ever shit yourself, Arnie?
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'Cause you would've if you'd
been there last night.
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He's a seeker of truth
in an age of fear.
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- Marconi.
He is willing to face down
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- the legions of evil.
- Marconi.
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He will help his fellow man
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to find a path into the light.
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Marconi.
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- Hello?
- Hey, this is John.
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Your pimp says bring
the crack shipment tonight
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or he'll be forced
to stick you.
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Meet him where we buried
the Korean whore...
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the one without the goatee.
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That was John's code.
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It meant "bring your gear
and come to my place
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as soon as you can.
It's important."
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John, it's 3:00
in the morning, man.
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Oh, and don't forget...
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tomorrow's the day
we kill the president.
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John.
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That last part was code
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- for "stop and pick me up
some beer on the way."
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Dave. Come in.
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Dave, this is Shelly.
She needs our help.
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So, Shelly, tell us your story.
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It's my boyfriend.
He won't leave me alone.
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He's been harassing me
for the past week.
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I'm terrified to go home.
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- Miss...
- Morris.
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Miss Morris,
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I'd strongly recommend
a women's shelter.
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They can help you get
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- a restraining order...
- My boyfriend...
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Has been dead for two months.
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I didn't know where else to go.
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I heard through a friend
that you guys handle...
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Unusual problems.
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Shelly, when he comes,
you can see him?
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Yes, and I can hear him.
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- He hits you?
- Man, what a dick!
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Shelly, in our experience,
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spiritual beings that
can manipulate objects
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in the physical world are rare.
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Uh, look, miss Morris,
I really don't think...
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I told her that we'd
look into this tonight.
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I thought that maybe
you and I could go over there
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and show this bastard
what's what.
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So where do you see him mostly?
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In the basement.
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And once in the bathroom
when I was on the toilet,
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- he stuck his hand through the seat once.
- Okay, just...
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just show us the basement door.
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It's that way.
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Well...
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- He's not here.
- Big surprise.
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She seems like
a nice girl, doesn't she?
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She reminds me of Amber...
Amy's friend.
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When she came to my door tonight I
actually thought it was her for a second.
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Oh, by the way, Dave, I wanted
to thank you for coming along.
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I'm not saying I'm gonna take advantage
of her distress or anything, but...
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Aw, jeez.
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Ooh.
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Guy must've been a hunter.
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Wait. John.
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Did I hear you say that you thought
that she looked like Amber?
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- Yeah.
- John, Amber's almost as tall as me.
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Like, just under six feet,
blonde hair, kinda top-heavy.
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Yeah, I know. She's
cute as hell, right?
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Yeah, and you think
that Shelly looks like her?
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- The girl sitting upstairs?
- Yeah.
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John, Shelly's short.
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Short with dark hair,
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blue eyes.
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God damn it. I knew she
was too good to be true.
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Uh, Shelly.
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John and I are having
a bit of a problem here.
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We're both seeing completely
different versions of you.
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Now John here
has eyesight problems
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'cause of his constant
masturbation, but I don't think...
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oh! God!
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Ah! Oh!
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Ah! Ah! Oh.
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- That door cannot be opened!
- No.
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They love to play games,
don't they?
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It's all they have time for.
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You disappoint me. All
these years we've dueled.
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You will never
defeat me, Marconi.
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Wait, Dr. Albert Marconi?
The guy who hosts
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the magical mystery show
on the culture channel?
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Dumbass. Marconi?
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Marconi's like 50 years old.
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They guy's got white hair.
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We're not your Nemesis.
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Okay, I'll tell you what... if we
can get you in touch with Marconi
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so you two can work out your little
differences, will you release us?
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- You lie!
- No no no, we're in the same business.
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We got a direct line. Here.
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Marconi! Marconi!
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Marconi!
Marconi! Marconi!
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- Monsieur?
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- Yes?
- S'il vous plait.
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Unseen forces
swirling around us,
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- willing to face down the legions of evil...
- Yes.
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And helping his fellow
man to find the path
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from darkness into the light.
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From sold-out engagements
in Rome, Tel Aviv,
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- Madison square garden and Las Vegas...
- Sir.
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Hello, doctor.
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Uh, yeah, John is feeling better.
Thank you for asking.
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I'm afraid we have
a situation 53 here.
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Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, would you be willing to speak
directly to the manifestation?
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Okay, yeah, I will.
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We have a deal?
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So we meet again, Marconi.
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You thought...
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damn. He's good.
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Marconi. Marconi.
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- Marconi. Marconi. ( Cheers
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spiritualists? Exorcists?
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You guys already have a bit of
a following though, don't ya?
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I found a couple of
discussion boards on the web
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devoted to you and your friend
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and your... hobby,
I guess.
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Okay, I'm not farting around.
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You have 83¢
in your front pocket, Arnie...
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three quarters,
a nickel, three pennies.
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The pennies are dated
1983, 1993 and 1999.
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Well, I'll be damned.
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That's a neat trick,
Mr. Wong.
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If you flip the nickel 10
times, you'll get heads,
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heads, tails, heads, tails, tails,
tails, heads, tails, tails.
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I don't think I wanna
take the time to do that.
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Last night you had
a dream, Arnie.
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You dreamt you were being chased
through the forest by your mother.
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She was lashing you with a whip
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made of knotted penises.
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- That's right, Arnie.
- Everything you know is wrong.
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You've got my attention,
Mr. Wong.
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Oh, it gets better.
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A lot better.
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- Bullshit. What it gets
- Is worse.
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A lot worse.
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It started just
a couple of years ago.
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We were just a year
or two out of high school,
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just kids.
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So that friend of mine John,
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he had a band.
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I once knew a man...
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actually, I made that up.
One, two, three, four!
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♪ My melon soul
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♪ camel holocaust
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♪ crushed by
your Gallagher of apathy ♪
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♪ camel holocaust
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♪ there's a wolf behind you!
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♪ Camel holocaust
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♪ no wait, it's just a dog ♪
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♪ camel holocaust
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♪ hair! Hair!
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♪ Hair!
Hair! ♪
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♪ my hat smells
like lubricant ♪
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♪ camel holocaust
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♪ I don't want
to touch it... ♪
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- Telling the story now, I'm
- Tempted to say something like,
250
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:13,604
"who would've thought
my friend John would help
251
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:15,473
bring about the end
of the world?"
252
00:16:15,475 --> 00:16:17,675
♪ Hair! Hair!
253
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:20,979
♪ Hair!
Hair! ♪
254
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:24,148
♪ hair! Hair!
255
00:16:37,663 --> 00:16:39,764
- Hey, Fred.
- Hey.
256
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:43,735
Here's to all of the
kisses I've snatched
257
00:16:43,737 --> 00:16:46,137
and vice-versa.
258
00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:49,173
Amen.
259
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,775
Justin.
260
00:16:50,777 --> 00:16:52,543
Girl, what you thinking?
261
00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:54,479
- Justin, please!
- Get your hand off me.
262
00:16:54,481 --> 00:16:56,347
Please give it
back to me, Justin.
263
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,483
Please?
264
00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,322
Please give it back
to me, Justin.
265
00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,290
Get your hand off me, girl. No!
266
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,799
Could I have that back, please?
267
00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:26,544
Umm, hey, you're...
you're Amy, right?
268
00:17:26,546 --> 00:17:28,212
Um...
269
00:17:28,214 --> 00:17:29,714
Do you want a beer?
270
00:17:30,649 --> 00:17:32,750
No, my dog just...
271
00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,386
Bit some Jamaican guy.
I've got to go find him.
272
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,723
Man, my Uncle lost a foot
in his riding mower.
273
00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:41,292
Says you can still feel it.
What's that... what's that called?
274
00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:45,530
Fantasy leg situation
or something like that?
275
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:48,199
It's called
phantom limb syndrome,
276
00:17:48,201 --> 00:17:50,535
and all amputees get it
and it goes away.
277
00:17:51,837 --> 00:17:53,571
Asshole.
278
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,842
Good one, Fred.
279
00:18:09,221 --> 00:18:12,490
I'm floating, man.
280
00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,093
- And that's real magic, man.
- What's up?
281
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,562
Is there some guy exposing
himself over there?
282
00:18:17,564 --> 00:18:19,330
Oh my God,
that guy just levitated...
283
00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:22,600
- Right off the ground.
- How high?
284
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,469
- Wow.
- Ooh.
285
00:18:25,604 --> 00:18:27,705
You gotta love
the skeptic, man.
286
00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:29,474
Lemme guess...
287
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,477
about six inches
above the grass, right?
288
00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,445
Balducci levitation?
289
00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:38,883
Let's see. What can I do to
impress Mr. skeptic man here?
290
00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:41,185
Ah, look at there.
291
00:18:41,187 --> 00:18:43,454
You forgot to wash behind
your ears there, didn't ya?
292
00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:46,624
It's a quarter, right?
293
00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,463
Well, the bug's a nice touch.
294
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,899
Oh.
295
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,667
Do you dream, man?
296
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:59,704
I interpret dreams...
For a beer.
297
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:02,540
Well, I don't have any beer,
298
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:04,775
so I guess I'm out of luck.
299
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,911
I'll tell you what I'll do,
Mr. skeptic man.
300
00:19:08,514 --> 00:19:11,315
I'll do it like Daniel
in the old testament.
301
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,518
I'll tell you
the last dream that you had
302
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:16,254
and then I'll break down
it's meaning for ya.
303
00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,857
And if I'm right, you owe me a beer.
Okay, man?
304
00:19:20,792 --> 00:19:22,760
Sure.
305
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:26,230
I mean, you've obviously been
blessed with supernatural gifts.
306
00:19:26,232 --> 00:19:29,667
What better way to use them than
to fish for free beer at parties?
307
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:32,436
You had this one
308
00:19:32,438 --> 00:19:34,705
early this morning
309
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,607
in the middle
of the thunderstorm.
310
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,609
And in the dream, you were back
311
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,811
with your girlfriend Tina.
312
00:19:40,813 --> 00:19:43,614
Whoa. How'd he know that?
313
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,317
And you come home
and she's there
314
00:19:46,319 --> 00:19:48,286
with this big
honking pile of dynamite
315
00:19:48,288 --> 00:19:51,322
and one of them
cartoon plunger detonators,
316
00:19:51,324 --> 00:19:53,291
ready to blow.
317
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:55,259
And you say,
"what you doing?"
318
00:19:55,261 --> 00:19:58,696
And she says, "this," and boom.
319
00:19:58,698 --> 00:20:00,398
Your eyes snap open
320
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,434
and the explosion
at the end of the dream
321
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:06,404
become the clap of thunder
outside of your window.
322
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:11,509
So tell me, man...
am I close?
323
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,278
Holy shit.
324
00:20:14,280 --> 00:20:15,680
Okay.
325
00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:19,517
You made a lucky guess.
326
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:22,220
You see?
You gotta ask yourself, man...
327
00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:27,525
you gotta be really brave to ask
yourself the scary questions.
328
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:31,395
How did your mind know, David,
329
00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,931
- that the thunder was coming?
- How'd you know my...
330
00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,802
the thunder came right as she hit the
detonator at the end of your dream.
331
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:41,706
Your mind started the dream 30
seconds before the thunder.
332
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,775
Now how did the mind know
that the thunder was coming?
333
00:20:44,777 --> 00:20:47,511
Hmm?
334
00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:48,813
Because...
335
00:20:49,815 --> 00:20:52,550
Time is an ocean...
336
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:54,518
Not a garden hose.
337
00:20:54,520 --> 00:20:57,888
Space is a puff of smoke,
a wisp of cloud.
338
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:04,428
Your mind is
a flying corn snake,
339
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:08,032
hovering through
all the possibilities.
340
00:21:09,669 --> 00:21:11,502
Whatever.
341
00:21:12,871 --> 00:21:14,939
You want to know where
your papa really was
342
00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:17,008
when you were in hospital
with broke leg?
343
00:21:18,777 --> 00:21:21,812
Do you want me to tell you
the name of your soulmate?
344
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:24,315
Or how she'll die?
345
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:30,488
Do you want to know when the first
nuclear bomb will hit American soil?
346
00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:33,424
Or in which city?
347
00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:40,031
Hey, man!
You owe me a beer, man!
348
00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:53,044
Three arm Sally!
Three arm Sally!
349
00:21:53,046 --> 00:21:56,047
Oh. Where'd you come from?
350
00:21:57,617 --> 00:21:59,450
Good dog.
351
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:03,654
Oh.
352
00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:05,456
Help yourself.
353
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:15,966
Okay, Bark Lee,
354
00:22:15,968 --> 00:22:17,868
you and me'll go visit Amy,
355
00:22:17,870 --> 00:22:20,104
see if we can't get back
in her good graces.
356
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:51,068
John, what's going on?
357
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,471
I can't get out
of my apartment.
358
00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,473
- What?
- I'm scared, Dave.
359
00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:57,541
I mean it. It...
it can't be real. It can't.
360
00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,710
The way that it moves,
the way it's made...
361
00:22:59,712 --> 00:23:02,413
this is not a product of any
kind of evolution or anything,
362
00:23:02,415 --> 00:23:03,748
but it still managed
to bite me.
363
00:23:03,750 --> 00:23:05,750
- What?
- Can you come over?
364
00:23:05,752 --> 00:23:08,519
- Yeah, I'll be there
in 12 minutes.
365
00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:09,920
Oh!
366
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,927
John?
367
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,539
John?
368
00:23:30,142 --> 00:23:33,144
John. John, I'm gonna
call the police.
369
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:35,413
Oh!
370
00:23:35,415 --> 00:23:38,082
It almost killed you! You're a fucking idiot.
You know that?
371
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:40,718
Now we're both gonna die!
372
00:23:40,720 --> 00:23:42,586
- You ready? Go!
- Yeah. Ahh.
373
00:23:42,588 --> 00:23:44,722
Ahh! Ahh.
374
00:23:45,791 --> 00:23:46,924
John?
375
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,063
Do not move.
What?
376
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:55,900
I know you don't believe me, but
when you turn around, you will.
377
00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:58,135
Don't scream.
378
00:23:58,137 --> 00:24:00,137
If you scream, you're dead.
379
00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:03,207
Now, very slowly, turn around.
380
00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:07,545
There! It moved!
381
00:24:07,547 --> 00:24:09,780
John, you can either come
with me to the hospital
382
00:24:09,782 --> 00:24:11,682
or I'm gonna call
an ambulance, all right?
383
00:24:11,684 --> 00:24:13,484
But I'm not gonna just
stand around
384
00:24:13,486 --> 00:24:15,052
- in your apartment
while you...
385
00:24:15,054 --> 00:24:17,221
John, go!
386
00:25:05,170 --> 00:25:06,971
Get in the car.
387
00:25:14,279 --> 00:25:17,815
- Why don't you tell me what this is?
- You don't want to touch that.
388
00:25:17,817 --> 00:25:19,650
You shouldn't have come here.
389
00:25:19,652 --> 00:25:22,653
- You called me. You begged me.
- What? I did?
390
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,222
- When?
- Just tell me what this stuff is, John.
391
00:25:25,224 --> 00:25:28,025
They're gonna ask me, so just
tell me before you fall asleep.
392
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:31,095
All right, I remember now. I
was... I remember calling you.
393
00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:32,863
It's hard, okay, 'cause
everything's running together.
394
00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,833
I kept calling you. I kept
calling and calling and calling.
395
00:25:35,835 --> 00:25:37,868
I bet I called you
like 20 times.
396
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:39,837
You kept getting
all weird on me.
397
00:25:39,839 --> 00:25:42,139
You know what I think? You're gonna
be getting phone calls from me
398
00:25:42,141 --> 00:25:44,608
for the next eight or nine
years... all from tonight.
399
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,744
I couldn't help it.
I couldn't get oriented.
400
00:25:46,746 --> 00:25:48,646
It was like I kept
slipping out of time.
401
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:54,018
No, wait. Where are
we gonna go?
402
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:56,654
- Emergency room, John.
- What? No. No. No.
403
00:25:56,656 --> 00:25:59,657
Yeah. I don't know what else to do, all right?
I'm not gonna play this game with you.
404
00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:02,726
Hey, let's go to your place or something.
Any place but here.
405
00:26:02,728 --> 00:26:04,929
Someplace safe.
406
00:26:06,932 --> 00:26:08,933
- So you don't know
- The name of the drug?
407
00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:11,135
Robert called it "the soy
sauce," but now I'm thinking
408
00:26:11,137 --> 00:26:13,304
that was just the nickname.
It's not actually soy sauce.
409
00:26:13,306 --> 00:26:15,239
- Wait... Robert?
- The guy with...
410
00:26:15,241 --> 00:26:17,308
oh, right yeah,
the fake magical Jamaican.
411
00:26:17,310 --> 00:26:19,743
- What was his last name?
- Marley.
412
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:22,713
Ah. Of course.
Robert Marley.
413
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:24,648
And that guy's the one
who gave you the...
414
00:26:24,650 --> 00:26:26,784
we were in the one ball
parking lot, right?
415
00:26:26,786 --> 00:26:28,786
Just passing around a joint.
416
00:26:28,788 --> 00:26:31,188
That Jamaican guy...
417
00:26:31,190 --> 00:26:33,924
He pulls out this sauce
and goes,
418
00:26:33,926 --> 00:26:37,628
"it be opening doors
to other worlds, man."
419
00:26:39,599 --> 00:26:40,798
Did anyone else take it?
420
00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,033
That stuff, Dave,
421
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:45,636
I'm remembering things
that haven't happened yet.
422
00:26:45,638 --> 00:26:49,006
- I mean that didn't happen.
- John, answer my question.
423
00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:51,208
- Did anyone else
take the sauce?
424
00:26:51,210 --> 00:26:53,310
I don't know!
That's what I'm trying to say!
425
00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,145
We went to Robert's trailer...
426
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:57,147
Andy and those guys,
they didn't want to come.
427
00:26:57,149 --> 00:26:59,717
I think they got freaked out
when they saw a needle come out.
428
00:26:59,719 --> 00:27:01,919
And you still
actually tried that shit?
429
00:27:01,921 --> 00:27:04,021
Are you kidding me?
How could I not?
430
00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,391
Dave, please please please,
431
00:27:07,393 --> 00:27:09,126
answer your phone
or just turn it off.
432
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:10,728
Okay, all right.
433
00:27:12,964 --> 00:27:14,965
- Yeah?
- Dave?
434
00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:16,700
It's me.
435
00:27:20,005 --> 00:27:22,740
- Is this a recording?
- What? No.
436
00:27:22,742 --> 00:27:25,909
Look, I don't know if we've talked
tonight but we don't have much time.
437
00:27:25,911 --> 00:27:28,979
I think I called you and told you to come here.
If so, don't do it.
438
00:27:28,981 --> 00:27:31,315
If I haven't called,
then obviously you shouldn't...
439
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,817
- just stay away regardless.
- Who is this?
440
00:27:33,819 --> 00:27:35,719
It's John.
Can you hear me?
441
00:27:35,721 --> 00:27:38,355
I can hear you
and I can see you.
442
00:27:38,357 --> 00:27:40,257
You're sitting
right here next to me.
443
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,359
Well, then just talk
to me in person then.
444
00:27:42,361 --> 00:27:45,362
Oh wait, do I look like
I'm injured in any way?
445
00:27:45,364 --> 00:27:47,765
- What?
- Shh. I'm sorry, i gotta go.
446
00:27:47,767 --> 00:27:49,199
- Say hello to me.
447
00:27:52,404 --> 00:27:54,071
Was that me?
448
00:27:56,408 --> 00:27:57,941
It was me, wasn't it?
449
00:28:01,246 --> 00:28:04,915
I'm sorry, Dave.
No, I really am.
450
00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:07,885
I'm sorry for messing up
your sleep cycle.
451
00:28:07,887 --> 00:28:11,355
- Come on, get in the car.
- I'm sorry for everything that's gonna happen.
452
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:14,224
All the people
that are gonna...
453
00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:17,261
Explode.
454
00:28:19,898 --> 00:28:22,232
John. John, wake up.
455
00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:24,034
He's still breathing.
456
00:28:40,719 --> 00:28:42,820
Fuck it.
457
00:28:55,133 --> 00:28:56,867
Saint dom's.
458
00:28:56,869 --> 00:28:59,169
Uh, hi.
I need a priest.
459
00:28:59,171 --> 00:29:02,239
Well, this is father Shelnut.
What can I do for you?
460
00:29:02,241 --> 00:29:03,474
Do you...
461
00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:05,843
Have any experience
with, like...
462
00:29:05,845 --> 00:29:07,411
Demonism?
463
00:29:07,413 --> 00:29:09,847
Like hauntings,
possessions and all that?
464
00:29:09,849 --> 00:29:12,182
Look, people say
they see things
465
00:29:12,184 --> 00:29:15,953
or hear voices in their head, we
generally refer them to a counselor.
466
00:29:15,955 --> 00:29:18,322
No no no. No no.
I'm not crazy.
467
00:29:18,324 --> 00:29:21,992
- Other people have...
- No, I didn't mean to imply that.
468
00:29:21,994 --> 00:29:23,927
Why don't you come talk to me?
469
00:29:23,929 --> 00:29:27,197
And then even if you need
to see a professional,
470
00:29:27,199 --> 00:29:29,500
I've got a brother-in-law
who's real good.
471
00:29:29,502 --> 00:29:33,036
- What do you think it's like, father?
- What's what like?
472
00:29:33,038 --> 00:29:35,439
Being crazy, mentally ill.
473
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:38,408
Well, they never know
they're ill, do they?
474
00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:42,479
I mean, you can't diagnose yourself with
the same organ that has the disease,
475
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:44,882
just like you can't see
your own eyeball.
476
00:29:44,884 --> 00:29:46,917
I suppose you just feel regular
477
00:29:46,919 --> 00:29:49,953
and the rest of the world
seems to go crazy around you.
478
00:29:49,955 --> 00:29:52,322
But let's just suppose
that I actually...
479
00:29:52,324 --> 00:29:55,959
I mean, in reality, ran into
something from beyond the...
480
00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,361
oh fuck!
481
00:29:57,363 --> 00:30:01,098
Ah!
482
00:30:01,100 --> 00:30:03,200
Ah.
483
00:30:05,303 --> 00:30:08,138
- I'll try to explain this
- Without cursing,
484
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:10,140
but the black shit
from planet X that came out
485
00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:12,442
from that motherfucker
looked like it had grown hair.
486
00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:16,013
Did I mention that the stuff
was moving? Twitching?
487
00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:27,858
Uh, hello?
Are you still there?
488
00:30:27,860 --> 00:30:30,194
Yes, son, I am.
489
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:32,362
Just keep calm, okay?
490
00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:35,165
Nothing you're seeing is real.
491
00:30:35,167 --> 00:30:38,902
- I could feel it,
- That strange venomous warmth
492
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:40,571
spreading through my thigh.
493
00:30:40,573 --> 00:30:43,874
Look, I appreciate
your time, but...
494
00:30:43,876 --> 00:30:46,210
I'm starting to think there's
nothing you can do to help me.
495
00:30:46,212 --> 00:30:48,312
Son, I'm going
to be honest with you.
496
00:30:48,314 --> 00:30:51,448
We both know you're fucked.
497
00:30:51,450 --> 00:30:53,517
Excuse me?
498
00:30:53,519 --> 00:30:56,854
Your mom writes on the walls
with her own shit.
499
00:30:56,856 --> 00:31:00,490
Great changes are coming
to deadworld, my son...
500
00:31:00,492 --> 00:31:03,594
waves of maggots
over oceans of rot.
501
00:31:03,596 --> 00:31:05,863
You'll see it, David.
502
00:31:05,865 --> 00:31:08,165
You'll see it
with your own eyes.
503
00:31:09,267 --> 00:31:11,101
Do you understand?
504
00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,110
Be calm.
505
00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,646
Drive.
506
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:04,621
- Ah.
- Drive.
507
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,690
Just drive.
508
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:13,130
Wanna... ahh!
509
00:32:13,132 --> 00:32:14,932
John! John!
510
00:32:14,934 --> 00:32:16,600
John, wake up!
511
00:32:19,270 --> 00:32:22,940
Who the fuck are you?
512
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:27,511
My name is Roger north.
513
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:30,213
Congratulations.
Now who the fuck are you
514
00:32:30,215 --> 00:32:32,549
and what's this fucking thing
you've got on my chest?!
515
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,152
My interest is only in you.
516
00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:38,989
It is said out of genuine
concern for your safety.
517
00:32:40,191 --> 00:32:43,360
A very important role
you must play.
518
00:32:44,729 --> 00:32:47,664
Korrok is a powerful adversary.
519
00:32:49,467 --> 00:32:51,969
Things are in motion,
Mr. Wong.
520
00:32:54,572 --> 00:32:56,406
- Fascinating.
- What?
521
00:32:56,408 --> 00:33:00,010
They harvest insects here,
do they not? For their honey?
522
00:33:01,312 --> 00:33:04,314
Do the bees know that
they make the honey for you
523
00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:08,618
or do their work tirelessly because
they think it is their own choice?
524
00:33:08,620 --> 00:33:10,387
Have you ever noticed
525
00:33:10,389 --> 00:33:13,156
when you hear a word for the
very first time in your life,
526
00:33:13,158 --> 00:33:17,127
you will hear that word
again within 24 hours?
527
00:33:17,129 --> 00:33:20,664
Do you ever wonder
why sometimes you'll see
528
00:33:20,666 --> 00:33:24,668
a single shoe
lying alongside the road?
529
00:33:30,109 --> 00:33:32,676
I've been watching you
for some time,
530
00:33:32,678 --> 00:33:35,779
but there are great gaps
in my knowledge.
531
00:33:35,781 --> 00:33:40,684
Do you know I observed a man
who masturbated until he bled?
532
00:33:40,686 --> 00:33:42,252
Did he want to do that?
533
00:33:42,254 --> 00:33:44,287
And you, when you're alone...
534
00:34:05,376 --> 00:34:08,612
okay. Okay.
535
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:12,182
This thing I got pointed at
you... you know what it does?
536
00:34:13,284 --> 00:34:16,219
I believe I have an idea, yes.
537
00:34:16,221 --> 00:34:18,789
And are you familiar
with the old human saying
538
00:34:18,791 --> 00:34:21,258
"I want to shoot you so bad,
my dick's hard"?
539
00:34:22,326 --> 00:34:24,494
I don't believe I do.
540
00:34:24,496 --> 00:34:26,797
Maybe you'll hear it again
in the next 24 hours
541
00:34:26,799 --> 00:34:28,565
if you don't try
to fuck with me.
542
00:34:30,568 --> 00:34:32,803
Now shut up and don't move.
543
00:34:51,189 --> 00:34:53,490
Things are in motion, huh?
544
00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:03,166
- Huh. Nice work, Bark Lee.
545
00:35:13,745 --> 00:35:15,312
David Wong?
546
00:35:16,547 --> 00:35:20,150
- Yeah.
- Detective Lawrence appleton.
547
00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,853
Would you please step out of the car?
You and your friend?
548
00:35:22,855 --> 00:35:26,456
He's... resting.
549
00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,192
Get the fuck out of the car.
550
00:35:33,431 --> 00:35:36,666
I want to thank you
for coming down, Mr. Wong.
551
00:35:38,136 --> 00:35:39,836
I bet it's been quite
a night for you, huh?
552
00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:41,738
Where's John?
553
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:45,709
Oh, he's fine. He's talking
to another officer
554
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:49,546
- a few rooms from here.
- John... he's talking? Really?
555
00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:52,249
Since you're both gonna tell
me the unvarnished truth,
556
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:54,618
you don't have to worry
about your stories matching.
557
00:35:54,620 --> 00:35:57,587
Do you? Just tell me
what you did last night.
558
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,923
Well, I went
to a party by the lake.
559
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,259
I left around midnight.
560
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:03,927
I was asleep by 2:00.
561
00:36:03,929 --> 00:36:06,229
Ooh, you sure about that?
562
00:36:06,231 --> 00:36:08,298
You sure you didn't go over
to the one ball inn?
563
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:11,301
You know, on grand Avenue?
Grab a nightcap?
564
00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:12,936
Your buddies were all there.
565
00:36:12,938 --> 00:36:16,273
No, I had work in the morning.
I went straight home.
566
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:19,476
- As I spoke, a strange
- Jittery energy
567
00:36:19,478 --> 00:36:22,646
began to rise up in me,
radiating from the chest out.
568
00:36:22,648 --> 00:36:25,916
At that moment, things began
to clarify and become simple.
569
00:36:25,918 --> 00:36:29,419
All of a sudden I was startled to find
I could see the cop's next question
570
00:36:29,421 --> 00:36:31,354
before he spoke it...
word for word.
571
00:36:31,356 --> 00:36:33,823
- "Have you heard the name..."
- Have you heard the name
572
00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:36,693
Nathan curry?
A guy about your age.
573
00:36:36,695 --> 00:36:39,663
His parents own a body shop
right here in town.
574
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:41,965
- No.
- "How about shelby winder?"
575
00:36:41,967 --> 00:36:44,334
How about shelby winder?
576
00:36:44,336 --> 00:36:47,637
Heavy girl.
Senior at east side high.
577
00:36:47,639 --> 00:36:50,473
- Justin white?
- No, sorry.
578
00:36:50,475 --> 00:36:54,344
- What happened?
- Everything was obvious now.
579
00:36:54,346 --> 00:36:56,379
All the walls of the maze
turned to glass.
580
00:36:56,381 --> 00:36:58,315
- I immediately knew...
581
00:36:58,317 --> 00:37:00,717
this list of people had all
been at the party last night
582
00:37:00,719 --> 00:37:02,919
and they were all now dead
or heading there.
583
00:37:02,921 --> 00:37:06,256
How do you know that?
How do you know any of this?
584
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,792
Magic?
You know damn well why.
585
00:37:08,794 --> 00:37:11,428
That black shit John took
made blood contact with you.
586
00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,697
Now you're getting high,
partner,
587
00:37:13,699 --> 00:37:17,300
on the soy sauce.
It's got you.
588
00:37:17,302 --> 00:37:19,936
At least nine people
at the one ball inn
589
00:37:19,938 --> 00:37:22,272
at closing time 12 hours ago...
590
00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,808
Three are missing.
Your friend is here.
591
00:37:24,810 --> 00:37:26,977
The rest are dead.
592
00:37:26,979 --> 00:37:29,913
Your friend is
the only known survivor
593
00:37:29,915 --> 00:37:31,681
of the one ball nine.
594
00:37:31,683 --> 00:37:34,618
And now don't take
offense at this...
595
00:37:34,620 --> 00:37:37,754
but he's not looking
too healthy right about now.
596
00:37:37,756 --> 00:37:39,823
Did he say anything
this morning?
597
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,925
John called me last night,
talking crazy...
598
00:37:41,927 --> 00:37:45,528
paranoia, hallucinations, the whole
monsters-in-his-apartment bit.
599
00:37:45,530 --> 00:37:47,831
Said he couldn't remember how
he got where he was like that.
600
00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,966
Did he say what he was on?
601
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:52,402
No.
602
00:37:52,404 --> 00:37:54,337
You know we'll
find out anyway, right?
603
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:56,039
I'm not interested
in booking a bunch
604
00:37:56,041 --> 00:37:58,308
of your raver buddies
for popping pills.
605
00:37:58,310 --> 00:38:01,344
To somebody like me,
dead bodies are what matters.
606
00:38:01,346 --> 00:38:04,347
Now if somebody is out there
selling poison...
607
00:38:04,349 --> 00:38:06,349
I would tell you if I knew.
608
00:38:08,786 --> 00:38:11,554
So what, that's how
everyone died?
609
00:38:11,556 --> 00:38:13,323
Overdose?
610
00:38:15,793 --> 00:38:18,662
What about that guy?
You know him?
611
00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:20,430
Yeah, he was there.
612
00:38:20,432 --> 00:38:22,866
Whatever John had,
he got it from this guy.
613
00:38:22,868 --> 00:38:25,969
That's Bruce Matthews.
He runs an amateur
614
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:28,405
unlicensed
pharmaceutical operation
615
00:38:28,407 --> 00:38:30,974
on the corner
of 30th and Lexington.
616
00:38:30,976 --> 00:38:32,642
And those?
617
00:38:32,644 --> 00:38:33,843
Before.
618
00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,546
After.
619
00:38:42,053 --> 00:38:44,521
What could even
do that to a person?
620
00:38:44,523 --> 00:38:46,690
Like a bomb or some kind of...
621
00:38:46,692 --> 00:38:49,326
nothing you'd know how to do.
I'm sure of that.
622
00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:53,029
Maybe it's something not within
the bounds of our familiarity.
623
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:54,964
What I...
624
00:38:54,966 --> 00:38:57,400
sir, we need you
in the other room now.
625
00:39:02,406 --> 00:39:04,607
Hey, what the hell's going on?
626
00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:06,509
God damn it.
627
00:39:16,854 --> 00:39:18,488
Your friend...
628
00:39:19,724 --> 00:39:21,791
He's dead.
629
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,893
Sorry. Hold on.
630
00:39:23,895 --> 00:39:25,895
So, uh...
631
00:39:25,897 --> 00:39:29,065
Black stuff...
this soy sauce.
632
00:39:29,067 --> 00:39:31,067
That's a drug, right?
633
00:39:31,069 --> 00:39:33,837
- Oh, I'll get to that.
- It makes you smarter when you take it.
634
00:39:33,839 --> 00:39:35,772
It lets you read minds
and all that.
635
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:39,676
It heightens your senses,
I think.
636
00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:43,546
I don't know. It's like... when
you're on it, it's like overload.
637
00:39:43,548 --> 00:39:45,548
Like if you hooked
your car radio up
638
00:39:45,550 --> 00:39:47,984
to one of those interplanetary
SETI antennas,
639
00:39:47,986 --> 00:39:50,553
you just get shit
from all over the place.
640
00:39:50,555 --> 00:39:53,490
You can see things
you shouldn't be able to.
641
00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:55,125
And you've still got
some of this stuff?
642
00:39:56,861 --> 00:40:00,530
- I'm getting to that.
- You're on it right now.
643
00:40:01,932 --> 00:40:04,000
You're on it right now
644
00:40:04,002 --> 00:40:06,136
and that's how you did
the whole thing
645
00:40:06,138 --> 00:40:09,139
with the coins and the dreams
and all that earlier.
646
00:40:09,141 --> 00:40:12,442
Yeah, I took some today.
647
00:40:12,444 --> 00:40:15,712
- It's fading though.
- The effects don't last that long?
648
00:40:15,714 --> 00:40:17,580
The side effects
don't last that long.
649
00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,817
The effects will last
the rest of my life, I think.
650
00:40:20,819 --> 00:40:23,019
Maybe longer.
651
00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,655
Wow. Okay, so...
so wait a minute.
652
00:40:25,657 --> 00:40:27,090
The kids that died...
653
00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,893
that was that
rave overdose, wasn't it?
654
00:40:29,895 --> 00:40:32,695
I remember all that... a couple of
years ago, seeing that on the news.
655
00:40:32,697 --> 00:40:34,998
I thought they got a hold of some
tainted ecstasy or something.
656
00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,133
- You're the guy...
- Something like that.
657
00:40:37,135 --> 00:40:39,936
Okay, so if I contact this...
658
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:42,839
Detective appleton, he'll
remember talking to you?
659
00:40:42,841 --> 00:40:45,642
Good luck finding him.
660
00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:49,546
So what do you think?
661
00:40:49,548 --> 00:40:52,482
Huh, well...
662
00:40:52,484 --> 00:40:54,751
I think you've got a book here,
663
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:56,786
probably, if you flesh
it out a little bit.
664
00:40:56,788 --> 00:40:58,922
A book?
665
00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:02,025
Meaning a work of fiction?
Meaning it's all bullshit?
666
00:41:02,027 --> 00:41:04,494
Hey, a story's a story.
667
00:41:04,496 --> 00:41:06,062
I'm just a feature reporter,
668
00:41:06,064 --> 00:41:09,732
so the fact that you think
it happened is my story.
669
00:41:09,734 --> 00:41:13,837
You know, I don't remember leaving the
house with any coins in my pocket.
670
00:41:13,839 --> 00:41:15,572
I think you could've
slipped them to me.
671
00:41:15,574 --> 00:41:17,040
Without you feeling it?
672
00:41:17,042 --> 00:41:20,043
And the thing with the dream?
Come on, Arnie.
673
00:41:20,045 --> 00:41:22,078
I think you're trying
to be one of those...
674
00:41:22,080 --> 00:41:26,082
one of those mentalists,
like that Dr. Marconi on TV.
675
00:41:26,084 --> 00:41:29,652
Dr. Marconi may be
theatrical,
676
00:41:29,654 --> 00:41:32,755
but believe me,
he's not an act.
677
00:41:32,757 --> 00:41:34,924
Well, I caught
Marconi's act in Vegas,
678
00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,061
and your story sounds like a lot of
the same kind of hocus-pocus to me.
679
00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,502
Come with me.
I wanna show you something.
680
00:41:45,504 --> 00:41:48,638
- Where are we going?
- Just out to my truck.
681
00:41:50,708 --> 00:41:53,510
All right.
682
00:41:57,081 --> 00:41:58,748
You see it?
683
00:42:00,017 --> 00:42:03,987
No. Or, you know,
it's an empty cage.
684
00:42:05,189 --> 00:42:06,789
Turn your head
so you're looking at me.
685
00:42:06,791 --> 00:42:09,726
Yup.
686
00:42:09,728 --> 00:42:12,929
Now you should see the box just
out of the corner of your eye.
687
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:15,164
Let's go back inside.
Your story was more interesting.
688
00:42:15,166 --> 00:42:18,101
You're gonna die, Arnie. Someday
you will face that moment.
689
00:42:18,103 --> 00:42:21,070
And at that moment you will face
either complete nonexistence
690
00:42:21,072 --> 00:42:23,973
or you will face
something even stranger.
691
00:42:23,975 --> 00:42:26,743
On an actual day
in the future, Arnie,
692
00:42:26,745 --> 00:42:29,245
you will be
in the unimaginable.
693
00:42:29,247 --> 00:42:32,081
It is physically
impossible to avoid it.
694
00:42:32,083 --> 00:42:34,784
Think about that.
Now,
695
00:42:34,786 --> 00:42:37,053
without turning your head,
696
00:42:37,055 --> 00:42:39,122
look at the box.
697
00:42:45,564 --> 00:42:47,730
Ah! Shit!
698
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,167
Oh shit shit!
699
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,136
Shit!
What the shit is that?
700
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:56,239
Wait a minute.
701
00:42:56,241 --> 00:42:58,575
How the fuck did you do that?
702
00:42:58,577 --> 00:43:00,610
What the fuck is that thing?
703
00:43:00,612 --> 00:43:02,712
What the fuck, man?
704
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,614
There's no name
for it in this world.
705
00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:06,249
It's pretty freaky
though, right?
706
00:43:06,251 --> 00:43:07,884
Wait. No no no no. You...
707
00:43:07,886 --> 00:43:10,153
you made me see something.
708
00:43:10,155 --> 00:43:11,988
You made me see something
out of my own head.
709
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:14,691
You freaked me out so that
I would see something.
710
00:43:14,693 --> 00:43:16,025
No, it's really there.
711
00:43:16,027 --> 00:43:18,227
I'm surprised you saw it
so easily though.
712
00:43:18,229 --> 00:43:20,263
You must have an open mind.
713
00:43:20,265 --> 00:43:23,333
Most people only see it that
fast if they're stoned or drunk.
714
00:43:26,004 --> 00:43:28,071
I want to tell the rest
of my story, Arnie.
715
00:43:29,273 --> 00:43:31,307
I need to.
I need to get it out.
716
00:43:31,309 --> 00:43:35,044
But you have to take it
for what it is...
717
00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:39,682
- the truth.
- Okay.
718
00:43:40,718 --> 00:43:42,852
Until I figure it out for real.
719
00:43:44,923 --> 00:43:46,756
Okay.
720
00:43:46,758 --> 00:43:48,091
Eh, that'll have to do.
721
00:43:52,129 --> 00:43:54,297
Come on.
722
00:43:54,299 --> 00:43:57,300
Anyway, so the cop comes in,
723
00:43:57,302 --> 00:43:59,335
tells me that John is dead.
724
00:43:59,337 --> 00:44:00,770
Your friend...
725
00:44:00,772 --> 00:44:02,105
He's dead.
726
00:44:02,107 --> 00:44:04,874
What? How?
727
00:44:04,876 --> 00:44:07,210
Calm down. Calm down.
728
00:44:07,212 --> 00:44:10,380
He went into convulsions or something.
His pulse stopped.
729
00:44:10,382 --> 00:44:13,182
We've got ambulances. One
will be here in 30 seconds.
730
00:44:13,184 --> 00:44:15,184
We've got Vinnie
doing CPR on him.
731
00:44:15,186 --> 00:44:17,687
Vinnie is a lifeguard
in his off hours.
732
00:44:17,689 --> 00:44:19,422
Now you listen to me, boy.
733
00:44:19,424 --> 00:44:21,190
Here's what you're gonna do.
734
00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:23,226
I'll be back in five minutes
735
00:44:23,228 --> 00:44:25,695
and then you are gonna
tell me the truth.
736
00:44:25,697 --> 00:44:28,131
And if you obstruct me
in any way,
737
00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:31,901
you're gonna live the rest of
your days wishing you had not.
738
00:44:46,351 --> 00:44:48,084
Yeah?
739
00:44:48,086 --> 00:44:50,286
Dave, this is John.
740
00:44:51,455 --> 00:44:55,124
What? Did you get out?
741
00:44:55,126 --> 00:44:58,227
Yes and no. Are you still
at the police station?
742
00:44:58,229 --> 00:45:00,763
Yeah, we were...
we were both...
743
00:45:00,765 --> 00:45:02,398
have I died yet?
744
00:45:03,434 --> 00:45:05,435
Dave, can you hear me?
745
00:45:05,437 --> 00:45:10,373
Umm, yeah. I, uh...
746
00:45:10,375 --> 00:45:12,842
everyone ran out of the room.
They said you had...
747
00:45:12,844 --> 00:45:15,044
no no, there's no time
to explain all this right now.
748
00:45:15,046 --> 00:45:17,780
Look, leave the police station right
now during all the commotion.
749
00:45:17,782 --> 00:45:19,716
They'll have EMT's
hauling my body out,
750
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:21,818
lots of people will be
standing around looking.
751
00:45:21,820 --> 00:45:23,953
Just walk out. Don't run.
That'll attract attention.
752
00:45:23,955 --> 00:45:26,322
Just calmly walk out like
your business is done there.
753
00:45:26,324 --> 00:45:28,991
Also, is there any way
that you can steal my body?
754
00:45:28,993 --> 00:45:30,827
- What?!
- No, probably not.
755
00:45:30,829 --> 00:45:32,261
Okay, never mind.
We'll have to work around that.
756
00:45:32,263 --> 00:45:34,163
Okay, have you reached
the sidewalk yet?
757
00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:38,201
No, I'm still standing
in the room. I can't leave.
758
00:45:41,238 --> 00:45:43,906
There's still a guy in here with me.
Another cop.
759
00:45:43,908 --> 00:45:46,075
No, there's not.
760
00:45:46,077 --> 00:45:47,844
Check the mirror.
761
00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:55,918
I don't get it.
762
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:57,286
He's not real, Dave.
763
00:45:57,288 --> 00:45:59,989
Well, not in
the traditional sense.
764
00:46:01,058 --> 00:46:03,359
Just go.
Just walk out.
765
00:46:03,361 --> 00:46:06,429
Okay, you're gonna start seeing
things like this from time to time.
766
00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,531
It's important
that you not freak out.
767
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,334
So, uh...
768
00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:13,035
He can't hurt me, right?
769
00:46:13,037 --> 00:46:15,438
Oh, I'm pretty sure he can.
770
00:46:38,796 --> 00:46:41,798
Ah! Ah! Ah!
771
00:47:25,310 --> 00:47:27,910
- Dave, it's me.
- Where are you right now?
772
00:47:27,912 --> 00:47:31,180
I'm on the sidewalk outside
the cop shop, walking.
773
00:47:31,182 --> 00:47:34,317
Where are you?
Heaven?
774
00:47:34,319 --> 00:47:37,286
When you hear a song on the
radio, where is the song?
775
00:47:37,288 --> 00:47:39,522
What?
776
00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:43,125
- Wh... what, John?
- Just keep walking. Just go toward the park.
777
00:47:43,127 --> 00:47:46,262
- And don't freak out. Are you freaking out?
- I don't know.
778
00:47:48,265 --> 00:47:50,533
I can't believe
this phone still works.
779
00:47:50,535 --> 00:47:53,169
There's a hot dog guy about
maybe a half a block ahead.
780
00:47:53,171 --> 00:47:54,537
Do you see him?
781
00:47:56,374 --> 00:47:59,275
- Okay.
- Buy a bratwurst from him.
782
00:48:06,350 --> 00:48:07,884
One.
783
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,889
Okay, I have the bratwurst.
784
00:48:12,891 --> 00:48:14,323
Put it up to your head.
785
00:48:15,959 --> 00:48:17,960
Gonna have
to ask you why, John.
786
00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:19,595
I have to show you something.
787
00:48:21,632 --> 00:48:24,033
Dave. Dave,
can you hear me?
788
00:48:24,035 --> 00:48:26,402
All right, all right, I get it.
789
00:48:26,404 --> 00:48:29,906
Yeah, I can hear you through
some kind of psychic vibration
790
00:48:29,908 --> 00:48:32,074
or whatever and not the phone.
Okay, I get it. Okay?
791
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:34,911
- Could've just told me that.
- The only reason that you can hear me
792
00:48:34,913 --> 00:48:38,047
is because you have some of the soy
sauce in your system from the syringe.
793
00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:40,416
But it's not very much and it's
not gonna last very long.
794
00:48:40,418 --> 00:48:42,618
What is that stuff, John?
795
00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,988
The sauce...
it was alive.
796
00:48:45,990 --> 00:48:49,525
- I swear.
- Listen, you've got to get over to Robert's place.
797
00:48:49,527 --> 00:48:51,594
There aren't any cops there
right now, but there will be.
798
00:48:51,596 --> 00:48:53,396
We've got sort of
a narrow window here,
799
00:48:53,398 --> 00:48:55,631
so you've got to take
a cab to Wally's,
800
00:48:55,633 --> 00:48:58,367
get your car and then go to wayside
village on Lathrop Avenue.
801
00:48:58,369 --> 00:49:01,103
- It's a trailer park South of town.
- I don't have any cash.
802
00:49:01,105 --> 00:49:03,673
I had $5. I just spent three
of it on the bratwurst.
803
00:49:03,675 --> 00:49:06,509
That bratwurst cost $3?
Holy crap.
804
00:49:06,511 --> 00:49:09,111
Okay. All right,
give me a second.
805
00:49:09,113 --> 00:49:11,213
Okay, check between
the sausage and the bun.
806
00:49:11,215 --> 00:49:13,549
You should find a $100 bill
rolled up in there.
807
00:49:16,486 --> 00:49:19,021
There's no money
in the bratwurst.
808
00:49:19,023 --> 00:49:21,023
It's just a piece of lettuce.
809
00:49:21,025 --> 00:49:24,727
Okay. You have
your atm card?
810
00:49:38,241 --> 00:49:41,143
- John.
- Dave!
811
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,979
- Yeah.
- What?
812
00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:45,047
Did you just drive under
a bridge or something?
813
00:49:45,049 --> 00:49:48,250
No, I'm at the trailer park.
Which one's Robert's?
814
00:49:48,252 --> 00:49:50,686
Oh, it's wearing off.
Okay, don't talk, just listen.
815
00:49:50,688 --> 00:49:52,421
Go inside...
816
00:49:52,423 --> 00:49:54,590
And as long
as you absolutely remember
817
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,726
- not to do that
you'll be fine. Good luck.
818
00:49:56,728 --> 00:49:59,095
Oh, wait wait wait, John.
John, I didn't get the...
819
00:49:59,097 --> 00:50:00,696
hello?
820
00:50:03,500 --> 00:50:06,702
This looks like the place.
821
00:50:13,143 --> 00:50:15,211
Stay in the car.
822
00:51:45,702 --> 00:51:47,636
Oh shit.
823
00:52:08,325 --> 00:52:10,493
- You know what's
- In there, right?
824
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:12,561
We know Robert had
a stash of the shit.
825
00:52:12,563 --> 00:52:15,431
Hey, man!
You owe me a beer, man!
826
00:52:15,433 --> 00:52:18,334
And if he had a stash, he couldn't
just cram it under his bed.
827
00:52:18,336 --> 00:52:21,704
That black shit moves,
it has a will, an attitude.
828
00:52:21,706 --> 00:52:25,774
It bites. And then i realized all
at once what I had come here for.
829
00:52:25,776 --> 00:52:28,544
When I was one the stuff...
that little hit in my thigh...
830
00:52:28,546 --> 00:52:31,881
i could communicate
with the dead, with John.
831
00:52:31,883 --> 00:52:33,649
When it wore off i could not.
832
00:52:33,651 --> 00:52:36,619
My one chance to save John
lay inside this bottle.
833
00:52:36,621 --> 00:52:39,188
It was decided then,
just like that.
834
00:52:39,190 --> 00:52:41,657
Ugh.
835
00:52:54,437 --> 00:52:56,872
Oh, son of a motherfuck!
836
00:52:56,874 --> 00:53:00,309
The fucking soy sauce is digging a
fucking hole in my fucking face!
837
00:53:00,311 --> 00:53:03,512
I'll throw myself at the cop and beg
him to take me to the emergency room
838
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,881
to pump my stomach,
to bring in an exorcist,
839
00:53:05,883 --> 00:53:08,884
to call in the air force to nuke this
whole town into radioactive dust
840
00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:11,187
and bury it under
60' of concrete!
841
00:53:11,189 --> 00:53:14,957
And then... calm.
Almost zen.
842
00:53:14,959 --> 00:53:18,294
That's what came next,
that soy sauce feeling.
843
00:53:19,729 --> 00:53:23,365
I wanted to run,
to duck, to act,
844
00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,434
but the body is
a slow, wet mechanism
845
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:28,771
of muscle and bone that
creeped even as my mind flew.
846
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:31,507
And so just like that,
i stepped outside of it.
847
00:53:31,509 --> 00:53:35,945
I had a full 1.78 seconds before the
detective would step through the door.
848
00:53:35,947 --> 00:53:39,982
A supercomputer can do over a trillion
mathematical equations in one second.
849
00:53:39,984 --> 00:53:42,284
To that machine,
one second is an eternity.
850
00:53:42,286 --> 00:53:45,387
Okay, think. You're standing
on the thin cool crust
851
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:48,791
of a gigantic ball of molten rock
hurtling through frozen space.
852
00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:51,327
You're in a situation
that could threaten the nature
853
00:53:51,329 --> 00:53:53,395
of said existence
on said molten ball,
854
00:53:53,397 --> 00:53:55,698
depending on which decision
you make. But wait.
855
00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:58,534
There are a shitload of subatomic
particles in the universe,
856
00:53:58,536 --> 00:54:01,403
each set into outward motion
at the moment of the big bang.
857
00:54:01,405 --> 00:54:04,873
Thus whether or not you move your
right arm now or nod your head
858
00:54:04,875 --> 00:54:07,843
or choose to eat fruity pebbles or
corn flakes next Thursday morning
859
00:54:07,845 --> 00:54:09,912
was all decided at the moment
the universe crashed
860
00:54:09,914 --> 00:54:12,414
into existence
17 billion years ago.
861
00:54:12,416 --> 00:54:15,417
Thus it is physically
impossible for you to deviate...
862
00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,753
i never finished this thought,
as I suddenly realized
863
00:54:17,755 --> 00:54:19,388
i was no longer in the trailer.
864
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:29,732
Was I dead?
865
00:54:48,652 --> 00:54:50,519
Uh, excuse me.
866
00:55:04,501 --> 00:55:07,036
So... I...
867
00:55:07,038 --> 00:55:09,571
Suppose you're wondering
why I'm here.
868
00:55:09,573 --> 00:55:11,540
Same as everybody.
869
00:55:11,542 --> 00:55:13,342
You're trying to figure out
870
00:55:13,344 --> 00:55:15,678
what in the name
of Elvis is going on.
871
00:55:15,680 --> 00:55:17,012
Everybody except me.
872
00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:19,548
Me... I don't even wanna
know anymore.
873
00:55:24,487 --> 00:55:25,921
I suppose you're wondering
874
00:55:25,923 --> 00:55:28,557
what I'm doing
with this can of gasoline?
875
00:55:32,962 --> 00:55:34,596
Oh, thanks.
876
00:55:34,598 --> 00:55:38,701
I fell...
On a drill.
877
00:55:48,478 --> 00:55:50,813
Oh!
878
00:55:50,815 --> 00:55:52,681
You leaving already?
879
00:55:55,051 --> 00:55:58,420
Here, help me.
880
00:55:58,422 --> 00:56:00,389
I'll be glad to, but first
881
00:56:00,391 --> 00:56:02,491
I wanna know what happened
to my friend John.
882
00:56:02,493 --> 00:56:03,992
Well, he's gone,
you know that, right?
883
00:56:03,994 --> 00:56:05,461
Meaning?
884
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:07,930
He's just gone.
885
00:56:19,409 --> 00:56:23,045
You know a kid named
Justin white, Mr. Wong?
886
00:56:23,047 --> 00:56:26,014
- High school kid?
- You asked me that back at the station.
887
00:56:26,016 --> 00:56:30,919
I remember now. He's that kid...
kinda talks like a junior gangster.
888
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,721
He's one of the missing, right?
889
00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:35,157
Well, he's the guy
who called in the...
890
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:38,527
the whatever happened here...
about 4:00 in the morning.
891
00:56:41,898 --> 00:56:45,734
- Get in!
- Go go go go go go!
892
00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:54,009
Oh!
893
00:56:58,616 --> 00:57:01,917
Shit.
894
00:57:01,919 --> 00:57:05,187
- I thought he was stabbed
- In the gut or something.
895
00:57:05,189 --> 00:57:08,424
I looked closer and there
was something on Justin...
896
00:57:08,426 --> 00:57:10,192
his arms and his face.
897
00:57:10,194 --> 00:57:13,729
- And this stuff, it's alive.
898
00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:28,444
Stay back, Steve.
I got this.
899
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:36,518
Yo, what up, 5-0?
900
00:57:37,854 --> 00:57:40,088
So you're still gonna burn
this place down?
901
00:57:40,090 --> 00:57:41,890
That's right.
902
00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:43,826
And you're not gonna let me go.
903
00:57:43,828 --> 00:57:45,828
So you understand my mood,
904
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:50,232
understand why I'm out here
committing felonies today,
905
00:57:50,234 --> 00:57:53,202
there are some
very dark things happening
906
00:57:54,637 --> 00:57:56,672
and I've got
this lonely feeling
907
00:57:56,674 --> 00:57:58,474
like I'm the only one
who knows,
908
00:57:58,476 --> 00:58:00,776
the only one who can
do anything about it.
909
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:02,978
Everybody's got a ghost story,
910
00:58:02,980 --> 00:58:05,647
UFO or
a bigfoot story... no.
911
00:58:05,649 --> 00:58:08,250
You know what I think?
I think stuff is both
912
00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:11,186
real and not real
at the same time.
913
00:58:12,489 --> 00:58:14,490
I'm not a star trek fan.
914
00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:17,826
I don't know very much about
other dimensions and all that.
915
00:58:17,828 --> 00:58:19,928
I'm an old school catholic.
916
00:58:19,930 --> 00:58:21,797
I believe in hell.
917
00:58:21,799 --> 00:58:24,199
I believe that
it's more than just
918
00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:26,635
murderers and rapists
down there.
919
00:58:26,637 --> 00:58:29,271
I believe in demons
and worms...
920
00:58:29,273 --> 00:58:33,175
vile shit in the grease trap
of the universe.
921
00:58:33,177 --> 00:58:35,511
And the more I think about
it, the more I think
922
00:58:35,513 --> 00:58:37,646
that it's not just
someplace down there.
923
00:58:37,648 --> 00:58:39,581
Oh no, that it's
right here with us.
924
00:58:39,583 --> 00:58:41,250
We just can't perceive it.
925
00:58:41,252 --> 00:58:44,219
It's kinda like the country
music radio station.
926
00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:47,089
It's out there in the air
927
00:58:47,091 --> 00:58:50,158
even if you don't tune into it.
928
00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:52,794
And I think that somehow
through chemistry
929
00:58:52,796 --> 00:58:55,597
or magic or voodoo...
930
00:58:55,599 --> 00:58:57,699
that Jamaican son of a bitch,
931
00:58:57,701 --> 00:58:59,768
he tuned in to it,
932
00:58:59,770 --> 00:59:01,703
into hell itself.
933
00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,705
Through that, he opened a door.
934
00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:06,041
He became the door.
935
00:59:06,043 --> 00:59:07,276
And me?
936
00:59:09,078 --> 00:59:10,879
I intend to close it.
937
00:59:16,787 --> 00:59:19,288
Uh, excuse me.
938
01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:36,632
Move.
939
01:00:49,213 --> 01:00:50,946
Oh! David!
940
01:00:52,782 --> 01:00:55,150
You understand me?
This is John.
941
01:00:57,253 --> 01:00:59,421
Uh... hello.
942
01:00:59,423 --> 01:01:02,357
- We're in big fucking trouble, Dave.
- Yeah, no shit, Fluffy.
943
01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:04,860
Oh, you can hear me, so I
guess you took the soy sauce.
944
01:01:04,862 --> 01:01:06,294
Why?
Didn't I tell you not to?
945
01:01:06,296 --> 01:01:08,030
And what happened to your face?
946
01:01:08,032 --> 01:01:10,132
Your second question
answers your first.
947
01:01:10,134 --> 01:01:12,234
- - There are two people
948
01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:14,302
still alive
from last night other than me,
949
01:01:14,304 --> 01:01:16,405
Fred Chu
and your girlfriend Amy.
950
01:01:16,407 --> 01:01:18,674
Wait. You're with Amy?
And who's got you?
951
01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:21,343
Justin white... or that thing
that used to be Justin.
952
01:01:21,345 --> 01:01:23,879
Uh, that's four still alive,
including Justin.
953
01:01:23,881 --> 01:01:26,448
There's nothing left of Justin
inside of him now. Couple of days,
954
01:01:26,450 --> 01:01:28,684
Justin's gonna hatch
just like that Jamaican did.
955
01:01:28,686 --> 01:01:30,719
Anybody in the vicinity
when that happens
956
01:01:30,721 --> 01:01:32,688
will become
a spawning pod thing.
957
01:01:32,690 --> 01:01:35,223
Dave, the last world
that saw these things
958
01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:38,126
was saturated within 100 days.
959
01:01:38,128 --> 01:01:40,929
And don't ask me how I know that
either, because I don't know.
960
01:01:40,931 --> 01:01:43,932
Okay, I got another question.
Everyone who took the soy sauce
961
01:01:43,934 --> 01:01:47,469
is either dead or comatose
except for me.
962
01:01:47,471 --> 01:01:50,372
Probably able to adjust. But you
should have figured out by now, Dave,
963
01:01:50,374 --> 01:01:52,274
you don't choose the soy sauce.
964
01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,309
The soy sauce chooses you.
965
01:01:54,311 --> 01:01:56,211
The soy sauce chooses you.
966
01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:59,014
If it can't use you,
it kills you.
967
01:01:59,016 --> 01:02:01,183
From what I hear,
it plays with you first.
968
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:32,414
Justin?
969
01:02:37,120 --> 01:02:39,855
Yo, you need to come
roll with me, dude.
970
01:02:39,857 --> 01:02:42,991
Where, uh...
where we going, Justin?
971
01:02:42,993 --> 01:02:45,761
Why you fronting, bro?
972
01:02:45,763 --> 01:02:47,329
You know what time it is.
973
01:02:47,331 --> 01:02:50,432
Stop calling me Justin
like nothing's changed, yo.
974
01:02:50,434 --> 01:02:52,434
What should I call you, homey?
975
01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:54,102
Just call me shitload,
976
01:02:54,104 --> 01:02:57,339
because there's a shitload
of us in here, yo.
977
01:02:57,341 --> 01:02:59,241
Dude, I know you strapped,
978
01:02:59,243 --> 01:03:01,510
- but before you think about...
979
01:03:01,512 --> 01:03:03,445
flashing that nine on me, yo,
980
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,480
you better listen
to what i's gots to say.
981
01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:21,797
As I was saying, yo...
982
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:30,338
Gonna listen to me, dude?
983
01:03:30,340 --> 01:03:32,207
I've... I'm listening,
shitload.
984
01:03:32,209 --> 01:03:33,575
We taking a ride.
985
01:03:33,577 --> 01:03:35,944
Yeah, I don't think
that's gonna happen.
986
01:03:42,119 --> 01:03:45,187
Oh my God, my balls.
987
01:03:45,189 --> 01:03:48,123
Hey hey.
We heard the gunfire.
988
01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:50,859
- Are you the one
that shot him?
989
01:03:50,861 --> 01:03:53,862
- I saw his head.
- I was aiming for his heart
990
01:03:53,864 --> 01:03:56,331
- but yeah, I did get him.
- Good.
991
01:03:58,034 --> 01:03:59,467
Amy?
992
01:03:59,469 --> 01:04:01,102
Do you think he can be killed?
993
01:04:01,104 --> 01:04:03,905
Look, I don't know.
994
01:04:03,907 --> 01:04:06,274
- He said something
- About an old mall.
995
01:04:06,276 --> 01:04:09,311
The mall of the dead.
Why there?
996
01:04:10,279 --> 01:04:11,513
John?
997
01:04:13,382 --> 01:04:16,017
How long has he been like this?
Does he ever say anything?
998
01:04:16,019 --> 01:04:19,087
He mumbles. Been like that ever
since they brought him in.
999
01:04:19,089 --> 01:04:20,488
Wake up!
1000
01:04:20,490 --> 01:04:22,490
Come on, wake up, asshole.
1001
01:04:22,492 --> 01:04:24,092
Hey.
1002
01:04:25,261 --> 01:04:28,163
Uh, I found your dog.
1003
01:04:28,165 --> 01:04:30,999
I know. Thanks.
1004
01:04:34,103 --> 01:04:35,971
Listen,
1005
01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:38,073
I'm gonna get us out of this.
1006
01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:40,375
Don't worry.
1007
01:04:40,377 --> 01:04:42,377
John's got a plan.
1008
01:04:54,925 --> 01:04:57,893
Ooh.
1009
01:04:59,061 --> 01:05:01,229
Man! Where are we?
1010
01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:03,498
We're in some liquor truck
and we're on our way
1011
01:05:03,500 --> 01:05:05,367
to the abandoned mall
on highway 59.
1012
01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:07,168
Did you say we're going to the
mall or coming back from it?
1013
01:05:07,170 --> 01:05:09,371
- Going!
- Yeah, that's right,
1014
01:05:09,373 --> 01:05:12,240
- 'cause Fred's still alive.
- What?!
1015
01:05:12,242 --> 01:05:14,643
Nothing nothing.
I got a headache.
1016
01:06:25,514 --> 01:06:27,182
You see that door?
1017
01:06:29,085 --> 01:06:30,385
I see it.
1018
01:06:40,162 --> 01:06:43,331
Yo, she'll be able to walk up
outta here if y'all cooperate.
1019
01:06:43,333 --> 01:06:45,533
I need her to open
the ghost door, yo.
1020
01:06:45,535 --> 01:06:49,104
But if you give me static or try
to play the motherfucking fool,
1021
01:06:49,106 --> 01:06:51,706
as soon as she done what
I need, I'm gonna make you...
1022
01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:54,509
hey!
1023
01:07:22,405 --> 01:07:25,573
Yo, what's out there?
A weapon?
1024
01:07:25,575 --> 01:07:28,243
You trying to gank me, fool?
1025
01:08:30,840 --> 01:08:32,807
I guess there's
no getting rid of you.
1026
01:08:36,145 --> 01:08:38,279
Any more of them?
1027
01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:41,249
No, I don't think so.
1028
01:08:43,886 --> 01:08:46,888
Then come on...
all of you.
1029
01:08:47,890 --> 01:08:49,457
Let's get to my car.
1030
01:08:51,127 --> 01:08:53,728
Okay, so those white things
that you saw take over Justin...
1031
01:08:53,730 --> 01:08:55,463
they're looking
for hosts, okay?
1032
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,432
Now, uh, there was
a drug that the guy,
1033
01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,634
the one who exploded,
he had it in his trailer...
1034
01:08:59,636 --> 01:09:01,302
that stuff is black, right?
1035
01:09:01,304 --> 01:09:04,172
Oh. You're, uh...
you're familiar with it?
1036
01:09:04,174 --> 01:09:06,608
Sounds like you and I both
got long stories to tell.
1037
01:09:06,610 --> 01:09:08,643
I've been up 48 hours straight
1038
01:09:08,645 --> 01:09:11,312
- and this case ain't
getting no clearer.
1039
01:09:13,382 --> 01:09:16,351
It's the adrenaline...
it keeps me going.
1040
01:09:16,353 --> 01:09:18,153
Yeah.
1041
01:09:18,155 --> 01:09:20,455
That and those...
1042
01:09:21,824 --> 01:09:24,159
Piercing voices in my head.
1043
01:09:24,161 --> 01:09:26,327
Wait.
What kind of voices?
1044
01:09:26,329 --> 01:09:27,762
Uh...
1045
01:09:34,436 --> 01:09:38,173
Oh fuck!
1046
01:09:50,920 --> 01:09:52,420
- Ah, come on!
- Oh! Oh!
1047
01:09:56,425 --> 01:09:59,627
- Get out of the way. Oh!
1048
01:09:59,629 --> 01:10:02,497
- Dave, let's go, come on.
- Get outta there!
1049
01:10:08,972 --> 01:10:10,805
Take my hand!
Come on!
1050
01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:13,741
Go! Go! Move!
1051
01:10:18,380 --> 01:10:21,549
Shit!
1052
01:10:28,691 --> 01:10:30,758
Come on, let's go.
1053
01:10:44,808 --> 01:10:48,610
Guys, I'm all right.
I'm okay!
1054
01:10:48,612 --> 01:10:51,279
- Whoa!
That's not Fred.
1055
01:10:51,281 --> 01:10:53,481
Not anymore.
1056
01:10:53,483 --> 01:10:57,418
Guys, look, I don't know what
you think you saw back there.
1057
01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,921
Any one of us could
be infected or whatever,
1058
01:10:59,923 --> 01:11:01,689
but we gotta stick together.
1059
01:11:01,691 --> 01:11:04,726
We're the good guys here.
Right?
1060
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:07,996
Fred, why don't you go down to
the highway and flag down a car?
1061
01:11:07,998 --> 01:11:10,298
Yes.
1062
01:11:14,436 --> 01:11:16,271
Oh.
1063
01:11:16,273 --> 01:11:18,306
Help me get him to the wreck!
1064
01:11:18,308 --> 01:11:20,441
These things are starting
to come out of him!
1065
01:11:20,443 --> 01:11:22,677
- Come on! Drag him!
- Oh God, I can't.
1066
01:11:22,679 --> 01:11:25,280
You can do it! Come on!
1067
01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:27,515
Get him over here.
1068
01:11:27,517 --> 01:11:31,586
Get back! Okay.
1069
01:11:52,708 --> 01:11:54,742
John, what are you doing?
1070
01:11:54,744 --> 01:11:57,845
My weapons.
I'm not gonna stand by
1071
01:11:57,847 --> 01:11:59,681
while some white fuzz
from another dimension
1072
01:11:59,683 --> 01:12:02,350
invades our world and infects
every last man, woman and child.
1073
01:12:02,352 --> 01:12:04,852
We're gonna go through that
ghost door and clean house.
1074
01:12:04,854 --> 01:12:07,088
What?
1075
01:12:11,460 --> 01:12:13,895
I went with the old testament.
1076
01:12:13,897 --> 01:12:15,563
Okay.
1077
01:12:15,565 --> 01:12:17,065
Why?
1078
01:12:17,067 --> 01:12:19,834
'Cause we're
the only ones who can.
1079
01:12:19,836 --> 01:12:22,937
'Cause we were chosen...
By the soy sauce.
1080
01:12:22,939 --> 01:12:25,106
Are you in?
1081
01:12:25,108 --> 01:12:26,974
Yeah, I guess.
1082
01:12:28,377 --> 01:12:29,944
Is that a paintball gun?
1083
01:12:39,888 --> 01:12:43,691
Ghost door... you see it?
1084
01:12:43,693 --> 01:12:45,660
Yeah.
1085
01:12:45,662 --> 01:12:48,396
All I see is a wall.
1086
01:12:56,739 --> 01:12:58,873
Oh, cool.
1087
01:13:06,382 --> 01:13:09,617
Shit.
It's a ghost knob.
1088
01:13:09,619 --> 01:13:11,819
This just doesn't make any sense.
Nuh-uh.
1089
01:13:11,821 --> 01:13:14,956
'Cause Justin... or shitload
or whatever his name was...
1090
01:13:14,958 --> 01:13:17,091
he said he needed Amy
to open it.
1091
01:14:00,670 --> 01:14:03,871
Hey! Amy!
1092
01:14:30,899 --> 01:14:33,201
Oh, I have
so many questions to ask
1093
01:14:33,203 --> 01:14:36,137
- but no time to ask them.
- That's him, that's the guy...
1094
01:14:36,139 --> 01:14:38,172
the one in my truck
with the slug last night.
1095
01:14:38,174 --> 01:14:40,708
Okay, slug man,
1096
01:14:40,710 --> 01:14:43,010
can you tell us just what
the fuck this place is?
1097
01:14:43,012 --> 01:14:45,680
Well, what do you think
you're looking at there?
1098
01:14:45,682 --> 01:14:48,049
You're gonna be looking at
my fist and then Dave's dick
1099
01:14:48,051 --> 01:14:50,051
if you don't fucking
tell us what this is!
1100
01:14:50,053 --> 01:14:53,855
The others have devoted more time
and resources than you can imagine
1101
01:14:53,857 --> 01:14:56,724
to developing an ability
to pass from one side
1102
01:14:56,726 --> 01:14:58,626
to the next with no success.
1103
01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:01,762
But now we realize that you,
1104
01:15:01,764 --> 01:15:04,699
- and John here, apparently can.
- Who's "we"?
1105
01:15:04,701 --> 01:15:08,269
Oh, I have enlisted
an ally from your world.
1106
01:15:08,271 --> 01:15:11,539
This guy?
You trusted this guy?
1107
01:15:11,541 --> 01:15:14,575
He's just an infomercial dude.
1108
01:15:14,577 --> 01:15:16,143
Hey, don't be so hasty, Dave.
1109
01:15:16,145 --> 01:15:18,513
Dr. Marconi brings
a lot to the table.
1110
01:15:18,515 --> 01:15:20,715
Thank you, John.
You're a gentleman.
1111
01:15:20,717 --> 01:15:22,550
The source of the current
manifestation is
1112
01:15:22,552 --> 01:15:23,851
on the other side
of this portal.
1113
01:15:23,853 --> 01:15:27,121
The entity's name is korrok.
1114
01:15:27,123 --> 01:15:30,725
And what does this
korrok look like, exactly?
1115
01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:32,793
You will know him when you see him.
Believe me.
1116
01:15:32,795 --> 01:15:35,930
He cannot be destroyed
by conventional means,
1117
01:15:35,932 --> 01:15:38,699
but I have a plan.
Ladies.
1118
01:15:42,704 --> 01:15:44,705
It is called the tripper.
1119
01:15:44,707 --> 01:15:46,874
And it came
from where, exactly?
1120
01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,876
This is an experimental
cold war weapon
1121
01:15:48,878 --> 01:15:51,612
designed to take down
a city the size of moscow.
1122
01:15:51,614 --> 01:15:54,916
Contained within this detonator
is a block of c-4 explosive,
1123
01:15:54,918 --> 01:15:58,152
surrounded by a highly-potent
military-grade hallucinogen.
1124
01:15:58,154 --> 01:15:59,754
If you get the opportunity,
1125
01:15:59,756 --> 01:16:01,956
you may detonate it like this.
1126
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:05,960
Now the tripper
may not kill korrok,
1127
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:08,796
but it will sure
fuck his shit up.
1128
01:16:08,798 --> 01:16:11,799
Severely.
1129
01:16:12,935 --> 01:16:14,902
Well, I like
the concept, doctor.
1130
01:16:14,904 --> 01:16:17,204
Ah! Mmm. Mmm.
1131
01:16:17,206 --> 01:16:19,173
Fine.
1132
01:16:19,175 --> 01:16:21,108
How do we get in?
1133
01:16:21,110 --> 01:16:25,012
Just decide that you
want to and you will.
1134
01:16:53,810 --> 01:16:55,109
Ah.
1135
01:16:56,878 --> 01:16:59,947
We must be in an alternate
universe of some kind.
1136
01:17:10,359 --> 01:17:13,995
Apparently it's
"eyes wide shut" world.
1137
01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:24,405
Gentlemen, welcome!
1138
01:17:25,340 --> 01:17:27,642
As you can see,
1139
01:17:27,644 --> 01:17:29,910
a select few interested parties
1140
01:17:29,912 --> 01:17:34,115
were allowed to come
and observe your arrival.
1141
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:38,185
So we thought
removing the garments
1142
01:17:38,187 --> 01:17:40,354
would lessen your discomfort.
1143
01:17:40,356 --> 01:17:42,323
Yes. A very nice touch.
1144
01:17:42,325 --> 01:17:45,660
Good! Come.
1145
01:17:50,832 --> 01:17:53,234
Gentlemen, welcome!
1146
01:17:55,003 --> 01:17:56,904
I think they were expecting us.
1147
01:18:00,042 --> 01:18:02,009
I like the little
touches though.
1148
01:18:04,946 --> 01:18:09,183
I suppose you are
wondering where you are.
1149
01:18:09,185 --> 01:18:12,086
I'm gonna guess we're in an
alternate universe of some kind.
1150
01:18:12,088 --> 01:18:14,221
Well, that is correct.
1151
01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:18,059
Tell me... what was it
like passing through?
1152
01:18:18,061 --> 01:18:20,728
I wasn't really
paying attention.
1153
01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:22,930
Yeah, it really wasn't
that great.
1154
01:18:22,932 --> 01:18:26,033
We have been awaiting
your coming.
1155
01:18:26,035 --> 01:18:28,436
We have worked very hard
for many years,
1156
01:18:28,438 --> 01:18:31,038
suffered many tragic
setbacks in an attempt
1157
01:18:31,040 --> 01:18:34,008
to find and communicate
with your world.
1158
01:18:34,010 --> 01:18:37,378
Your world, you see,
is a twin to our own,
1159
01:18:37,380 --> 01:18:41,048
dual offspring
born of the same litter.
1160
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:43,451
Watch!
Up until this point,
1161
01:18:43,453 --> 01:18:46,020
our histories were identical.
1162
01:18:46,022 --> 01:18:49,290
There was a man named
Cyrus Rooney from Tennessee.
1163
01:18:49,292 --> 01:18:52,393
In your world,
he died at the age of 17,
1164
01:18:52,395 --> 01:18:57,798
gored to death while trying to
crossbreed a bull with a clydesdale.
1165
01:18:57,800 --> 01:19:00,367
In our world, the man survived.
1166
01:19:00,369 --> 01:19:03,170
Here, Cyrus Rooney was
a genius.
1167
01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:07,775
He continued to experiment
in what he called beastiology.
1168
01:19:07,777 --> 01:19:11,412
Yes. People from our South
are into that as well.
1169
01:19:11,414 --> 01:19:14,048
You see, by 1881
1170
01:19:14,050 --> 01:19:16,951
his group had
insectile flying machines.
1171
01:19:16,953 --> 01:19:21,789
In 1902 he created the first
primitive thinking machine
1172
01:19:21,791 --> 01:19:23,991
out of the brain of a pig.
1173
01:19:29,531 --> 01:19:32,767
You see, by your year 1922
1174
01:19:32,769 --> 01:19:34,435
we already had
self-feeding,
1175
01:19:34,437 --> 01:19:37,838
self-healing,
self-modifying computers.
1176
01:19:37,840 --> 01:19:41,809
In 1926
Mr. Rooney passed away.
1177
01:19:41,811 --> 01:19:44,078
And then something
miraculous happened
1178
01:19:44,080 --> 01:19:47,014
to the greatest
of his creations.
1179
01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:50,284
The very day Mr. Rooney
passed, it became sentient.
1180
01:19:50,286 --> 01:19:52,520
It gave a name unto itself
1181
01:19:52,522 --> 01:19:55,122
and expressed
desires and emotions.
1182
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:59,260
And from that day forward, this astonishing
creature carried on Rooney's work
1183
01:19:59,262 --> 01:20:01,462
and conformed all living nature
1184
01:20:01,464 --> 01:20:04,498
to urge on the advancement
of mankind.
1185
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:06,901
For some,
this process was easy.
1186
01:20:06,903 --> 01:20:09,170
Others required
re-education.
1187
01:20:09,172 --> 01:20:10,971
Watch!
1188
01:20:10,973 --> 01:20:12,840
Mama.
1189
01:20:12,842 --> 01:20:14,975
Ow! Ow!
1190
01:20:14,977 --> 01:20:17,978
No! Please!
No! Oh! Oh!
1191
01:20:17,980 --> 01:20:20,414
Oh my God!
1192
01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,427
To process the magnanimity
that is korrok
1193
01:20:33,429 --> 01:20:35,830
for your simpler minds,
1194
01:20:35,832 --> 01:20:38,499
we have translated
the following images
1195
01:20:38,501 --> 01:20:40,568
into a format that we think
1196
01:20:40,570 --> 01:20:42,903
that you will find
more familiar.
1197
01:20:42,905 --> 01:20:46,240
I believe in your world
they're called cartoons.
1198
01:20:50,512 --> 01:20:51,946
Mama!
1199
01:21:04,326 --> 01:21:05,893
Mama!
1200
01:21:08,463 --> 01:21:10,231
Mama!
1201
01:21:15,537 --> 01:21:19,039
- There are always those
- Who resist progress.
1202
01:21:19,041 --> 01:21:21,976
In our world
it is considered a crime.
1203
01:21:21,978 --> 01:21:26,113
On our world it's
considered a greater crime
1204
01:21:26,115 --> 01:21:30,451
to unleash killer spiders
on an unarmed crowd.
1205
01:21:30,453 --> 01:21:33,220
We call that arachnicide.
1206
01:21:33,222 --> 01:21:35,422
But what if you had
a thinking machine?
1207
01:21:35,424 --> 01:21:37,224
An entity so powerful
1208
01:21:37,226 --> 01:21:40,027
that it could foresee
the outcome of any action?
1209
01:21:40,029 --> 01:21:41,595
Follow me.
1210
01:21:45,133 --> 01:21:47,534
We are all very excited
1211
01:21:47,536 --> 01:21:49,370
that you could join us.
1212
01:21:57,545 --> 01:21:59,513
Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?
1213
01:21:59,515 --> 01:22:01,982
That if Franz kafka was here,
1214
01:22:01,984 --> 01:22:05,085
- his head would explode?
- Actually, yeah.
1215
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:07,354
Gentlemen, you are
about to see something
1216
01:22:07,356 --> 01:22:10,658
very few others
have seen before you...
1217
01:22:11,693 --> 01:22:14,228
the ultimate manifestation
1218
01:22:14,230 --> 01:22:16,330
of Cyrus Rooney's creation.
1219
01:22:19,534 --> 01:22:21,936
Dave, John,
1220
01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:23,671
meet korrok.
1221
01:22:36,351 --> 01:22:38,419
- I am korrok.
1222
01:22:38,421 --> 01:22:42,122
Welcome.
1223
01:22:42,124 --> 01:22:44,692
Your wiener is
even smaller in person.
1224
01:22:44,694 --> 01:22:47,628
What?
- With a tiny change in your brain chemistry,
1225
01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,965
- i could make you
a child molester.
1226
01:22:50,967 --> 01:22:53,500
- What do you want?
- Not big black cocks,
1227
01:22:53,502 --> 01:22:55,369
so we don't have
that in common.
1228
01:22:55,371 --> 01:22:57,237
Get the fuck out of my head!
1229
01:22:59,341 --> 01:23:02,676
David Wong,
son of an insane prostitute
1230
01:23:02,678 --> 01:23:05,412
and a mentally-challenged
amway salesman.
1231
01:23:05,414 --> 01:23:07,448
There are worlds upon worlds,
1232
01:23:07,450 --> 01:23:09,550
- an infinity you cannot grasp.
- ...In our world.
1233
01:23:09,552 --> 01:23:13,320
They will soon be
in your world too.
1234
01:23:13,322 --> 01:23:16,323
20 years ago
korrok foretold your coming.
1235
01:23:16,325 --> 01:23:18,425
He showed us the way
to your world.
1236
01:23:18,427 --> 01:23:21,562
We have never traveled
from our plane to yours.
1237
01:23:21,564 --> 01:23:24,498
But we have tried.
Oh, we have tried.
1238
01:23:24,500 --> 01:23:27,101
Dave, John,
1239
01:23:27,103 --> 01:23:30,471
your arrival here
is a new dawn.
1240
01:23:30,473 --> 01:23:34,408
You can show us the way to go
from our world to your own.
1241
01:23:34,410 --> 01:23:36,343
You see, in our world,
1242
01:23:36,345 --> 01:23:39,346
when someone is born
with special wisdom,
1243
01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:41,415
he shares it with korrok
1244
01:23:41,417 --> 01:23:44,118
so that korrok
could be greater.
1245
01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:45,285
Watch.
1246
01:23:47,022 --> 01:23:50,057
Ah! Ah!
1247
01:23:51,359 --> 01:23:54,294
Mmm, bacon!
1248
01:23:54,296 --> 01:23:58,699
We understand. We only
have the best intentions.
1249
01:23:58,701 --> 01:24:01,702
We have observed you
and will soon move
1250
01:24:01,704 --> 01:24:04,238
into your world
with astonishing speed,
1251
01:24:04,240 --> 01:24:07,808
so that you too can know the
beneficence that is korrok.
1252
01:24:13,682 --> 01:24:15,783
But first
1253
01:24:15,785 --> 01:24:19,186
we have to share your
knowledge with korrok.
1254
01:24:33,668 --> 01:24:35,502
Dave!
1255
01:24:49,451 --> 01:24:52,119
John!
1256
01:25:12,874 --> 01:25:14,641
No!
1257
01:25:31,326 --> 01:25:33,594
Door!
1258
01:25:40,436 --> 01:25:42,536
Aw, man.
You fucked up
1259
01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:44,571
- the detonation sequence!
- Dave, John.
1260
01:25:44,573 --> 01:25:49,209
All of the human minds
who have ever lived in history,
1261
01:25:49,211 --> 01:25:51,345
all of your
thinkers and writers
1262
01:25:51,347 --> 01:25:53,480
and teachers and philosophers
1263
01:25:53,482 --> 01:25:55,382
could not equal even one node
1264
01:25:55,384 --> 01:25:57,784
of Korrok's neural web.
1265
01:25:57,786 --> 01:25:59,786
Our legions are ready
for the call.
1266
01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,523
- And soon all
of your turmoil...
1267
01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:05,659
and unrest and confusion
1268
01:26:05,661 --> 01:26:09,663
will vanish under
the soft hand of korrok.
1269
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:11,832
Hmm?
1270
01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:14,868
Hmm?
1271
01:26:25,247 --> 01:26:28,248
Did Bark Lee just
sacrifice his life?
1272
01:26:28,250 --> 01:26:31,952
- Damn. That dog just saved the universe.
- Amy's gonna kill me.
1273
01:26:33,288 --> 01:26:34,454
We must hurry.
1274
01:26:40,461 --> 01:26:41,895
Move. Now!
1275
01:26:45,366 --> 01:26:48,468
Wait. If you could
cross over here so easily,
1276
01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:50,938
why didn't you just deliver
the freaking bomb? Why us?
1277
01:26:50,940 --> 01:26:53,907
We needed to send someone they
would consider totally innocuous...
1278
01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:56,443
completely unable to pose
a serious threat.
1279
01:26:56,445 --> 01:26:59,213
Besides, the dog
needed an escort.
1280
01:26:59,215 --> 01:27:01,648
Yes. Good thinking.
1281
01:27:03,218 --> 01:27:05,385
So Marconi saved the day.
1282
01:27:05,387 --> 01:27:07,421
Huh.
1283
01:27:07,423 --> 01:27:09,556
- Korrok still exists?
- From our world,
1284
01:27:09,558 --> 01:27:11,425
it's hard to really
know for sure.
1285
01:27:11,427 --> 01:27:13,427
But it's no secret that there's
1286
01:27:13,429 --> 01:27:15,562
still strange stuff
going down in this town.
1287
01:27:15,564 --> 01:27:17,998
What about the girl, Amy?
What happened to her?
1288
01:27:18,000 --> 01:27:20,434
Amy wasn't too happy
about her dog.
1289
01:27:20,436 --> 01:27:23,337
The soy sauce that the
dog ingested when he bit
1290
01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:26,406
the Jamaican guy allowed Bark
Lee to psychically connect
1291
01:27:26,408 --> 01:27:27,608
with north and Marconi.
1292
01:27:27,610 --> 01:27:30,010
So the dog knew
what had to be done
1293
01:27:30,012 --> 01:27:33,413
and was willing to make
the ultimate sacrifice.
1294
01:27:34,349 --> 01:27:35,816
As to Amy...
1295
01:27:35,818 --> 01:27:38,452
She's been my girlfriend
ever since.
1296
01:27:46,628 --> 01:27:48,695
I got her out of town though.
1297
01:27:48,697 --> 01:27:50,297
She's upstate at college.
1298
01:27:50,299 --> 01:27:52,633
Got a 3.7 GPA.
1299
01:27:52,635 --> 01:27:54,468
Good for her.
And John?
1300
01:27:54,470 --> 01:27:57,638
What, uh... what happened to him?
He survived too?
1301
01:27:57,640 --> 01:27:59,673
We shoot hoops a lot...
1302
01:27:59,675 --> 01:28:02,776
whenever we're not
too busy with, uh, work.
1303
01:28:06,314 --> 01:28:08,348
What the hell, Mr. Wong.
1304
01:28:08,350 --> 01:28:10,450
I say we just
go public with it,
1305
01:28:10,452 --> 01:28:12,386
with your story.
1306
01:28:12,388 --> 01:28:15,289
But just telling our story,
that's not going to do shit.
1307
01:28:15,291 --> 01:28:17,457
The testimony of two nutjobs...
1308
01:28:17,459 --> 01:28:20,060
that's just going to get us lumped
in with all the roswell losers.
1309
01:28:20,062 --> 01:28:22,496
Ah, I see. Okay.
1310
01:28:22,498 --> 01:28:24,398
So what do you wanna do?
1311
01:28:24,400 --> 01:28:25,999
We show them this...
1312
01:28:26,001 --> 01:28:28,068
a physical piece of evidence.
1313
01:28:28,070 --> 01:28:31,305
I'm thinking if you can get
this in the hands of someone,
1314
01:28:31,307 --> 01:28:32,839
like a...
like a lab or something.
1315
01:28:32,841 --> 01:28:34,675
Yeah. Yeah.
1316
01:28:34,677 --> 01:28:37,544
Someone with
an electron microscope.
1317
01:28:37,546 --> 01:28:39,546
Right?
'Cause I'm thinking
1318
01:28:39,548 --> 01:28:42,783
whoever takes the first close
look at your soy sauce
1319
01:28:42,785 --> 01:28:44,551
is gonna have
a brown stain down
1320
01:28:44,553 --> 01:28:46,820
the bottom of his lab coat
a second later.
1321
01:28:46,822 --> 01:28:49,089
Yes!
Make that the story.
1322
01:28:49,091 --> 01:28:51,091
Hell, let 'em see
the effects themselves.
1323
01:28:51,093 --> 01:28:53,927
Just feed that shit to a lab
rat and watch the fun begin...
1324
01:28:53,929 --> 01:28:57,831
watch that thing start
levitating and speaking French!
1325
01:28:57,833 --> 01:29:01,001
And you're... you're willing to risk everything?
Your life, your family?
1326
01:29:01,003 --> 01:29:02,769
Because, I mean,
best case scenario,
1327
01:29:02,771 --> 01:29:04,671
your career as a journalist
is gonna be over
1328
01:29:04,673 --> 01:29:06,740
because this is all anyone's
ever gonna remember you for.
1329
01:29:06,742 --> 01:29:09,676
And don't forget that there
may be people out there...
1330
01:29:09,678 --> 01:29:12,579
real people...
who don't want this out.
1331
01:29:12,581 --> 01:29:15,415
Oh shit.
Come on, Wong.
1332
01:29:15,417 --> 01:29:18,685
I've been around.
Wong, I've been around.
1333
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:21,421
My first year out
of journalism school,
1334
01:29:21,423 --> 01:29:24,758
I got knocked cold covering devil's
night for the "Detroit tribune."
1335
01:29:24,760 --> 01:29:26,927
That was 1984.
1336
01:29:26,929 --> 01:29:29,629
I woke up with my camera
busted on the pavement,
1337
01:29:29,631 --> 01:29:31,598
blood running down my shirt,
1338
01:29:31,600 --> 01:29:33,567
a big fat cop standing over me
1339
01:29:33,569 --> 01:29:35,469
and he says,
"stay down, nigger."
1340
01:29:36,971 --> 01:29:39,439
So I think I knew then
what I was doing this job for,
1341
01:29:39,441 --> 01:29:41,007
and in the years since...
1342
01:29:41,009 --> 01:29:42,442
what?
1343
01:29:44,712 --> 01:29:46,413
What, Wong?
1344
01:29:46,415 --> 01:29:48,615
They, uh...
1345
01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:51,385
they called you
the n-word?
1346
01:29:52,520 --> 01:29:55,155
Why on earth
would they do that?
1347
01:29:55,157 --> 01:29:57,724
What? Is that
some kind of joke?
1348
01:30:01,530 --> 01:30:03,463
Why are you laughing?
1349
01:30:06,167 --> 01:30:10,737
- Oh my God.
- Hey! Hey!
1350
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:13,039
Hey, asshole, answer me!
1351
01:30:13,041 --> 01:30:14,608
- Ow.
- What?!
1352
01:30:14,610 --> 01:30:16,777
I should have known.
1353
01:30:16,779 --> 01:30:19,679
Describe yourself to me,
Arnie... physically.
1354
01:30:19,681 --> 01:30:23,784
- Tell me what you look like.
- Oh, no no no no no no no.
1355
01:30:23,786 --> 01:30:26,153
You're fucking with me.
1356
01:30:26,155 --> 01:30:28,655
'Cause to me
you're not black, Arnie.
1357
01:30:28,657 --> 01:30:32,559
To me you're a sloppy white guy
1358
01:30:32,561 --> 01:30:35,162
in a rumpled corduroy jacket
with a tape recorder.
1359
01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,585
You think there's
something in there, Arnie?
1360
01:30:59,554 --> 01:31:01,221
Come on, Arnie.
1361
01:31:01,223 --> 01:31:04,991
Open it. The sooner you do,
the sooner we can move on.
1362
01:31:13,234 --> 01:31:16,770
I'm sorry, Arnie.
I really am.
1363
01:31:16,772 --> 01:31:18,672
You did this to me.
1364
01:31:20,007 --> 01:31:21,541
You did this to me.
1365
01:31:21,543 --> 01:31:24,244
You killed me,
you son of a bitch!
1366
01:31:24,246 --> 01:31:27,647
Look at your body, Arnie.
1367
01:31:27,649 --> 01:31:29,716
The one in the trunk, I mean.
1368
01:31:31,552 --> 01:31:34,488
You've been dead for days.
I think someone got wind
1369
01:31:34,490 --> 01:31:36,890
that you had contacted me
and they took you out.
1370
01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:39,192
I'm really sorry about that.
1371
01:31:39,194 --> 01:31:41,261
I'm not a fucking ghost.
1372
01:31:41,263 --> 01:31:44,130
This is bullshit.
This is bullshit.
1373
01:31:49,871 --> 01:31:51,805
This is my fault, Arnie.
1374
01:31:51,807 --> 01:31:53,640
Not just you getting
killed and all,
1375
01:31:53,642 --> 01:31:55,509
but... but this...
1376
01:31:55,511 --> 01:31:58,144
this half-life ya got.
1377
01:31:58,146 --> 01:32:01,515
I did this.
I projected you.
1378
01:32:01,517 --> 01:32:04,251
It's the soy sauce. It's the
one thing it lets me do.
1379
01:32:04,253 --> 01:32:07,554
I'm thinking you got killed right
after we talked on the phone.
1380
01:32:07,556 --> 01:32:09,589
You know how when you talk
to someone on the phone
1381
01:32:09,591 --> 01:32:13,693
you sort of imagine what they
look like based on their voice?
1382
01:32:13,695 --> 01:32:16,930
Well, when you got killed,
1383
01:32:16,932 --> 01:32:19,566
you immediately assumed
the shape of what I...
1384
01:32:19,568 --> 01:32:22,168
this can't be.
I can't.
1385
01:32:22,170 --> 01:32:23,770
I don't accept it.
1386
01:32:24,739 --> 01:32:27,040
I got kids.
1387
01:32:27,042 --> 01:32:29,709
I got a vacation
coming up in june.
1388
01:32:29,711 --> 01:32:31,711
I'm going to Atlantic city.
1389
01:32:33,114 --> 01:32:34,981
I got tickets.
1390
01:32:36,651 --> 01:32:38,852
You're in
the denial stage right now.
1391
01:32:38,854 --> 01:32:40,153
This is all normal.
1392
01:32:41,322 --> 01:32:45,292
Shut the fuck up,
Wong! Now!
1393
01:32:47,929 --> 01:32:50,230
I refuse to believe
1394
01:32:50,232 --> 01:32:52,999
that I am only here because I
popped outta your imagina...
1395
01:32:58,340 --> 01:33:00,807
I'm sorry, Arnie.
1396
01:33:02,310 --> 01:33:04,311
I really am.
1397
01:33:09,050 --> 01:33:11,718
Ha! Ring it up!
1398
01:33:11,720 --> 01:33:13,853
274 to 137!
1399
01:33:13,855 --> 01:33:17,123
- Ah.
- If you weren't counting every basket as 137 points,
1400
01:33:17,125 --> 01:33:18,892
then you'd be up two to one.
1401
01:33:20,861 --> 01:33:22,762
Was that there before?
1402
01:33:24,098 --> 01:33:26,132
I kinda see into it.
1403
01:33:26,134 --> 01:33:29,603
Yeah I can see people.
1404
01:33:29,605 --> 01:33:31,705
It's a hole
to another dimension, I bet.
1405
01:33:31,707 --> 01:33:33,873
- Wanna go through?
- Not really.
1406
01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:36,209
Mmm. After this point.
1407
01:33:37,713 --> 01:33:40,046
You just tossed our ball
into another universe.
1408
01:33:40,048 --> 01:33:42,682
- Yeah. My bad.
- So do I have to go get it?
1409
01:33:42,684 --> 01:33:43,950
No. This is a man's job.
1410
01:33:45,987 --> 01:33:48,121
Whoa!
1411
01:33:50,091 --> 01:33:53,760
- Oh God. Here we go.
1412
01:34:03,237 --> 01:34:05,105
Hey, Dave.
1413
01:34:06,207 --> 01:34:07,741
Where you been, man?
1414
01:34:07,743 --> 01:34:09,876
I've been walking around
for like two hours.
1415
01:34:11,145 --> 01:34:12,912
Time must move different here.
1416
01:34:12,914 --> 01:34:14,414
I came right after you.
1417
01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:16,282
At least it's cooler here.
1418
01:34:29,664 --> 01:34:31,765
You!
1419
01:34:31,767 --> 01:34:33,333
Unstained!
1420
01:34:33,335 --> 01:34:35,035
How?!
1421
01:35:11,138 --> 01:35:14,708
I am sergeant Vance McElroy
of the human liberation army.
1422
01:35:14,710 --> 01:35:18,078
Prophecy has foretold the coming
of strangers from another world.
1423
01:35:18,080 --> 01:35:20,180
It is an honor to meet you.
1424
01:35:21,916 --> 01:35:23,783
I must confess I do not know
from where you came,
1425
01:35:23,785 --> 01:35:25,318
but I can tell
by looking at you
1426
01:35:25,320 --> 01:35:28,088
that you have not been infected
with the great disease.
1427
01:35:28,090 --> 01:35:30,190
I assume we share
a common enemy.
1428
01:35:30,192 --> 01:35:33,793
If you cannot defeat him, then all
hope for mankind will be lost.
1429
01:35:33,795 --> 01:35:36,930
Gentlemen, the winds of destiny
have blown us together.
1430
01:35:36,932 --> 01:35:40,867
A bright dawn is about to mark
this lost and broken world.
1431
01:35:40,869 --> 01:35:43,937
- Tyranny will forever be
overcome with... yeah yeah yeah.
1432
01:35:43,939 --> 01:35:46,072
That's very interesting,
1433
01:35:46,074 --> 01:35:48,108
but to perform this task
1434
01:35:48,110 --> 01:35:50,944
we'll need a number
of items from our world.
1435
01:35:50,946 --> 01:35:53,279
So you must let us return there
1436
01:35:53,281 --> 01:35:57,183
and come back
to begin our quest.
1437
01:35:57,185 --> 01:36:00,386
It is good then.
We shall await your return.
1438
01:36:00,388 --> 01:36:03,289
But as you depart, know that
we of the HLA resistance
1439
01:36:03,291 --> 01:36:05,792
will always and forever
be in your debt,
1440
01:36:05,794 --> 01:36:08,528
for both of you mark
all that is good and promising.
1441
01:36:08,530 --> 01:36:10,296
And the fact that all good...
1442
01:36:46,433 --> 01:36:48,802
♪ This is how I'm feeling
1443
01:36:48,804 --> 01:36:51,304
♪ there is a painter
1444
01:36:51,306 --> 01:36:53,540
♪ angel de woman
1445
01:36:53,542 --> 01:36:56,943
♪ she clearly said "no"
1446
01:36:56,945 --> 01:37:01,581
♪ he is listening
to everything I'm saying ♪
1447
01:37:01,583 --> 01:37:03,349
♪ feels like this Mountain
1448
01:37:03,351 --> 01:37:06,319
♪ Dante finally
ran its stride ♪
1449
01:37:11,592 --> 01:37:14,227
♪ but the root of all that is ♪
1450
01:37:14,229 --> 01:37:16,896
♪ hidden in the middle
1451
01:37:16,898 --> 01:37:21,201
♪ hidden for the fact
that it tore him apart ♪
1452
01:37:21,203 --> 01:37:24,437
♪ what about that smack being ♪
1453
01:37:24,439 --> 01:37:26,940
♪ tossed around
like cattle? ♪
1454
01:37:26,942 --> 01:37:28,608
♪ tossed around my mind
1455
01:37:28,610 --> 01:37:31,411
♪ is official christening
1456
01:37:33,047 --> 01:37:35,548
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1457
01:37:38,018 --> 01:37:40,386
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1458
01:37:43,090 --> 01:37:45,425
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1459
01:37:47,862 --> 01:37:50,563
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1460
01:37:53,033 --> 01:37:56,035
♪ a very important fact
1461
01:37:57,271 --> 01:37:59,339
♪ is that he never left
1462
01:37:59,341 --> 01:38:02,442
♪ so how can he come back?
1463
01:38:07,581 --> 01:38:10,350
♪ This is how I'm feeling
1464
01:38:10,352 --> 01:38:12,986
♪ there is a painter
1465
01:38:12,988 --> 01:38:15,221
♪ angel de woman
1466
01:38:15,223 --> 01:38:18,424
♪ she clearly said "no"
1467
01:38:18,426 --> 01:38:23,263
♪ he is listening
to everything I'm saying ♪
1468
01:38:23,265 --> 01:38:25,064
♪ feels like this Mountain
1469
01:38:25,066 --> 01:38:28,067
♪ Dante finally
ran its stride ♪
1470
01:38:28,069 --> 01:38:30,503
♪ but the root of all that is ♪
1471
01:38:30,505 --> 01:38:33,172
♪ hidden in the middle
1472
01:38:33,174 --> 01:38:38,011
♪ hidden for the fact
that it tore him apart ♪
1473
01:38:38,013 --> 01:38:40,914
♪ what about that smack being ♪
1474
01:38:40,916 --> 01:38:43,216
♪ tossed around like cattle ♪
1475
01:38:43,218 --> 01:38:45,084
♪ tossed around my mind
1476
01:38:45,086 --> 01:38:47,687
♪ is official christening
1477
01:38:49,323 --> 01:38:52,025
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1478
01:38:54,295 --> 01:38:56,663
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1479
01:38:59,366 --> 01:39:01,701
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1480
01:39:04,138 --> 01:39:07,040
♪ I hear they're coming back ♪
1481
01:39:09,310 --> 01:39:12,312
♪ a very important fact
1482
01:39:13,547 --> 01:39:15,615
♪ is that he never left
1483
01:39:15,617 --> 01:39:18,718
♪ so how can he come back?