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I'm mad about the boy

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I know it's stupid to be mad

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About the boy

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I'm so ashamed of it

5
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But must admit the
sleepless nights I've had

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About the boy

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On the silver screen

8
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He melts my foolish heart
in every single scene

9
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Although I'm quite aware

10
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That here and there
are traces of the cad

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About the boy

12
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Lord knows
I'm not a fool girl

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I really shouldn't care

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Lord knows
I'm not a schoolgirl

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In the flurry of her first

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Affair

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Will it ever cloy

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This odd diversity
of misery and joy

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I'm feeling quite insane
and young again

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And all because
I'm mad about the boy

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I'm feeling quite insane
and young again

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And all because

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I'm mad

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She's the first lady racer?

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But she didn't actually win.

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She crossed the line
first. It's so exciting.

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Not nearly as exciting
as crossing your mother.

28
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Oh! I think we can
all ignore that.

29
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Oh, what is that man doing?

30
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Jackson!

31
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Madam?
What did I tell you?

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Get the camellias
out of the rain

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and put them by the front
door before the guests arrive.

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Furber.
Madam?

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Salvage any of Jackson's appalling
pruning and send it to Mrs. Holborough,

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who's kindly offered up a leg
of mutton for tonight's dinner.

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Which you'll go
and fetch, Marion.

38
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But, Mother, Reverend Burton
has asked me to drain the font.

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My hands are clearly full.

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I'll go.

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Uncle George has posted

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the most grisly clippings of
the Valentine's Day Massacre!

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Hilda.
Seven terrified men

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cut down in a hail
of automatic gunfire!

45
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Made worse by the strays that
came to lap the curdled blood.

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Hilda!

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The Devil Dogs!
The Hounds of Hell!

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The leg of lamb!

49
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Now.

50
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Why we try and marry her off to gentry,
when plainly she'd prefer an undertaker.

51
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Seating.

52
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I'm putting Sarah on your left
and Phillip on your right,

53
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so please try and make
an effort to be civil.

54
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Right.

55
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I shall go and brush up
on my very small talk.

56
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It might be an awkward meal.

57
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For all we know, Sarah's
grazing in greener pastures.

58
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Whilst your brother sows his wild oats
in the South of France with his floozy.

59
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No. We'll keep the home fires burning
until his highness wanders home.

60
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Like Father did.

61
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Yes, like Father did.

62
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I've got news, everybody!

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You all right, sir?

64
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No. Are you?

65
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Coping, sir.

66
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Hear, hear.
Well done.

67
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Well done. They look like they're
waiting for a firing squad.

68
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Can't you make them
more relaxed?

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Last meal
and a cigarette, perhaps?

70
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I can't believe it.
You'll never guess.

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Houdini escaped the Chinese water
torture, only to die of a burst appendix.

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How ghastly!

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Oh, and Mother's got a telegram.

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"Mr. and Mrs. Whittaker."
Your mother.

75
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What's it say, Father?

76
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Perhaps your mother
should read this first.

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That stupid, stupid, stupid boy!

78
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What's happened?
Has there been an accident?

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It's John, he's married that...

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Francophile?

81
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Photographer?

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Pharmacist?

83
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And why are you smirking?

84
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Deploying a smile, dear. One member
of this family may actually be happy.

85
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Don't be absurd. We don't
know anything about this woman.

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Furber!

87
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Furber!

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Oh, not again!

89
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Madam.

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Lord have mercy.

91
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Mr. John is coming home
with his... With his wife.

92
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Yes. Their bags have just
arrived. Congratulations, madam.

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I'll be the judge of that.
You can clear up this mess

94
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and get Cook to send up a ham.

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This was sent from Dover.
They'll be halfway here.

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Yes, chop chop, Furber. Go
and dress the mutton as ham.

97
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Very sharp, Jim.
Don't cut yourself.

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John married
the floozy. How exciting!

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A room with
a view and you

100
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And no one to worry us

101
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There she blows.
Behold the country cottage.

102
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Oh, Lord.
It's enormous.

103
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So I lied about gingerbread
hedges and obese little children.

104
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How hard to swim is the moat?

105
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Smoke and mirrors, darling.
Smoke and mirrors.

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By the by, smoking, don't.
Apparently, it wilts the azaleas.

107
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That makes no sense.
Speak English.

108
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All will be revealed, darling.

109
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Oh, give me back the wheel of my
car. I'm going back to Detroit.

110
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How romantic!
Here they come! Oh! Furber!

111
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Mr. John and his wife
are about to arrive.

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I can't see them.

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Your tunnel vision.

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Smile, Marion. I don't
feel like smiling.

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You're English, dear.
Fake it.

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The prodigal son returns
in a blaze of gravel.

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Father! You shaved.

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Hilda.
Welcome, madam.

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Hilda, you do look gorgeous.

120
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It's so lovely to see you.

121
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Oh! Darling. Sorry, sorry.

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Mother, this is my wife, Larita.

123
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Mrs. Whittaker,
the pleasure is all mine.

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You're American.

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And very welcome.

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Jim Whittaker.
Lari, this is my father.

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I fought alongside many
of your countrymen, Larita,

128
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and I must say it's an honor
to have a comrade in the family.

129
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Thank you. I do hope
I'm not a disappointment.

130
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Far from it.
And my two little blisters.

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Hilda and Marion.

132
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Aren't you the woman
who won the Grand Prix?

133
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Yes. First place,
before disqualification.

134
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Apparently, you need chest
hair to change gears in Monaco.

135
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I saw you in the paper. I cut
your head out. I could just die!

136
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Furber, that suitcase to the
drawing room and do be careful.

137
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Marion. Golly, you're not
a bit like what we imagined.

138
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Someone older, I expect.
Awfully sorry about that.

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Before the frostbite sets in...

140
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Yes. I'm so looking forward to getting
acquainted with the mother of my Panda.

141
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You'll find me quite
uncomplicated, I'm afraid.

142
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Oh! What are you doing?

143
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Carrying you over
the finish line.

144
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Oh!

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Venus de Milo,
meet my Venus Detroit.

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Hello.

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Mother's turned our old
nursery into a boudoir.

148
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I wouldn't exactly
call it a boudoir, Hilda.

149
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Marvelous. All those grubby
memories of Little Johnny.

150
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We didn't even have time
to raid the hothouse.

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I only hope we can
make you comfortable.

152
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Please, don't go to any trouble.
We're only staying a few days.

153
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Aren't we, Johnny?
Of course.

154
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And for our next surprise...

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What on earth is that?

156
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His Master's Voice! A wedding
gift from us to you all.

157
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How divine! You should
have got married years ago!

158
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Another bride, another June

159
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Another sunny honeymoon

160
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Another season,
another reason

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Come on, little blister. Twirl for me.

162
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I see you're connoisseurs
of the great masters

163
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Yes we avoid them at all costs

164
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Oh! A continental education. Not
all of us have been so fortunate.

165
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Yes. What an emotional depiction of the
French postal service, Mrs. Whittaker.

166
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Come now, Lari. Not "Mrs.
Whittaker. " It's "Mother" now.

167
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Oh, I don't think we're quite
ready for that yet, darling.

168
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Well, since time is
so clearly against us,

169
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why don't you show Larita
up to the nursery?

170
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Dinner's at 8:00.

171
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You didn't tell them?

172
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One bombshell
at a time, darling.

173
00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:09,240
That's not fair!
Your poor mother.

174
00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,080
How long are we staying?

175
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A few days?

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I shoulder the shortcomings
of this family for generations

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and what do I get in return?
A few days. And look at her.

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What am I supposed to do
with the bauble of a woman?

179
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Hang her?
I think she's splendid.

180
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Oh, do you, Hilda?
Well, we can all relax.

181
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She's not what I expected.

182
00:11:27,560 --> 00:11:28,840
She's exactly what I expected.

183
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Surely not exactly?
She wasn't drunk.

184
00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:34,080
Very funny, Jim. Reduce
this to the burlesque.

185
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She looks so expensive!

186
00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,000
Very.

187
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,280
I like her.
Yes, Jim.

188
00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:42,120
We all know what you like.

189
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Mother!

190
00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:53,320
Hmm. We have all been
sent to our wombs.

191
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And so toasty.

192
00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:58,560
Economics in action.

193
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,640
She keeps half the house
closed to save on heating.

194
00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:03,760
Well, that explains
the frosty reception.

195
00:12:04,640 --> 00:12:07,840
Well, darling.
Let me warm you up.

196
00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:31,120
Well?

197
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:33,080
She's lovely, John.
I'm very proud of you.

198
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,440
Thanks, Father.

199
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John.

200
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How long is a few days?

201
00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:42,280
Mother, Larita and I would
like to find a home in London.

202
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,000
But this is your home.

203
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,720
A home of their own.

204
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:47,160
But...

205
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,200
But, Panda, we need you here.

206
00:12:50,880 --> 00:12:53,320
Since you went off on your
quick jaunt around the Riviera,

207
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,240
we've had to let go
of six more people.

208
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:57,760
Mother, if you'd just listened to
me and taken on some machinery...

209
00:12:57,880 --> 00:13:01,440
Wouldn't that be a good idea? I could
run the entire estate single-handedly.

210
00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:05,080
Congratulations on your
insight and your spontaneity.

211
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,520
Sarah and Phillip
are coming to dinner tonight,

212
00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:10,400
and I have got a table plan that will
take the League of Nations to unravel.

213
00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:12,960
Tonight?
That's absolutely splendid!

214
00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:15,480
Don't be so fickle
in your affections, John.

215
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:18,440
Sarah might not be as
accommodating as you expect.

216
00:13:18,520 --> 00:13:20,840
Codswallop.
She'll be delighted.

217
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:22,800
If Mother was so desperate
for her hand in marriage,

218
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she should have
asked for it herself.

219
00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:26,880
Strange as it may seem,
I agree with your sister.

220
00:13:27,240 --> 00:13:28,440
I think you're wrong.

221
00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,240
On certain things, yes.

222
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Call her.

223
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,480
Really?
Really.

224
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:35,640
Really!

225
00:13:36,240 --> 00:13:38,840
If Edgar were here,
he'd do the manly thing.

226
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,280
What? Run away?

227
00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:47,080
Here they come!

228
00:14:01,760 --> 00:14:04,040
And the checkered flag
goes to...

229
00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:05,840
Fast work, John.

230
00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,000
I should have
written you, Sarah,

231
00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,240
but it all happened so fast,
I didn't know where I was.

232
00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,320
In Larita's arms, it seems.

233
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,560
Please don't be disappointed.

234
00:14:13,600 --> 00:14:15,160
Of course I'm disappointed,

235
00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,600
but tell me you're happy, and
I'll tell you you're forgiven.

236
00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,600
You're the top. You're
Mahatma Gandhi. You're the top.

237
00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:25,320
Panda, don't break out
the brandy just yet.

238
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,960
To hell we're not.

239
00:14:27,480 --> 00:14:28,960
Have I missed something?

240
00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:31,240
Let sleeping cows stand.

241
00:14:31,320 --> 00:14:33,320
Oh, you plonker!

242
00:14:33,800 --> 00:14:36,560
Rule one, push sleeping cow.

243
00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,920
Rule two, get out of the way.

244
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,240
Rule three, remember rule two.

245
00:14:41,320 --> 00:14:44,560
Sarah! It's so
lovely to see you.

246
00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:46,920
I hear your poor father
is not having a good day.

247
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,360
I'm afraid not.
He sends his love.

248
00:14:49,440 --> 00:14:52,960
You are a jolly good sport, turning
up like this. That's all I can say.

249
00:14:53,040 --> 00:14:56,640
I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Larita is such a pretty name.

250
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:58,880
Yes. Excellent
for musical comedy.

251
00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:00,640
Hilda!
Phillip,

252
00:15:00,760 --> 00:15:02,920
I hear the cow is in a
terrible way. I've sent flowers.

253
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,360
And did she eat them?
Touche!

254
00:15:05,440 --> 00:15:07,320
Good evening to you all.

255
00:15:08,480 --> 00:15:10,600
Nobody told me
tonight was fancy dress!

256
00:15:10,720 --> 00:15:12,640
Then why have you come
as the village idiot?

257
00:15:15,320 --> 00:15:17,480
I think I'm snagged.

258
00:15:17,640 --> 00:15:19,160
Let me help you with that.

259
00:15:23,160 --> 00:15:24,960
Holy mother!

260
00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:26,800
Panda?

261
00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:30,840
You're forgiven, tenfold.

262
00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:40,320
Sarah Hurst, I'd like
to introduce my wife,

263
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,480
Larita Whittaker.

264
00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,400
Gosh, I do like
the sound of that.

265
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,960
Sarah, finally.

266
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,080
Johnny talks about you
constantly.

267
00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:52,000
How very annoying for you.

268
00:15:52,080 --> 00:15:53,760
I hope we can be friends.

269
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,800
We already are.
Congratulations.

270
00:15:56,880 --> 00:15:59,200
And I'd like to be friends, too.

271
00:15:59,880 --> 00:16:01,880
Larita, my tiresome brother...

272
00:16:01,960 --> 00:16:03,720
The dishonorable Phillip Hurst.

273
00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,240
Charmed, my dear lady.
Indeed.

274
00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,800
Phillip, won't you escort me in?

275
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:12,160
Of course, my beautiful
little Sausage Fingers.

276
00:16:12,280 --> 00:16:15,000
Well, that's whet my appetite.
Shall we adjourn to the dining room?

277
00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:16,760
And toast my beautiful bride.

278
00:16:16,840 --> 00:16:17,840
Yes, John.

279
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:19,840
Had we known there was
to be a wedding reception,

280
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:22,360
we could have all
lashed out on taffeta.

281
00:16:22,720 --> 00:16:25,840
She's a lot like drowning, quite
pleasant once you stop struggling.

282
00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,040
So, tell me, John. Was Larita's
family able to attend the wedding?

283
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,960
Phillip!

284
00:16:37,920 --> 00:16:39,280
More cabbage, madam?
No, thank you.

285
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:42,520
There's lots to do, Larita.
You ride, don't you?

286
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:44,520
Boats, cars or planes?

287
00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,320
No, horses, silly.

288
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,080
Ah, yes, horses.

289
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,640
Faulty steering
and unreliable brakes.

290
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,160
I'm stealing that
for Stirrup Cup!

291
00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:56,400
Stirrup what?
Cup.

292
00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,880
Every November, Phillip and
Sarah's family host the hunt.

293
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:01,680
Wait till you meet their father,
Lord Hurst. He's terrific.

294
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:02,840
And Lady Hurst?

295
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,880
Was terrific until she

296
00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,000
stopped.

297
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:09,520
Stopped what?
Living.

298
00:17:10,520 --> 00:17:12,960
Oh. I'm very sorry
to hear that.

299
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:18,960
Between Father's polio and
Phillip's mania for tipping cows...

300
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,920
Can we please just
drop the cows?

301
00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,560
I think we'll give the fox
a break this year.

302
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:25,040
No hunt?

303
00:17:25,320 --> 00:17:28,080
Mrs. Winston gave me
her saddle. I've had a wax.

304
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,680
Your father and I conspired to
make John the master of the hunt.

305
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:36,800
People come from far and wide. It's
such a shame to disappoint them.

306
00:17:36,880 --> 00:17:38,320
Very thoughtful, Mother.

307
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,320
You do hunt, I take it, Larita?

308
00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:44,120
Hypocrites, gossips
or defenseless animals?

309
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:45,760
Bravo!

310
00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,640
You wouldn't get her
to the start, I'm afraid.

311
00:17:47,960 --> 00:17:50,480
We have another conscientious
objector, Father.

312
00:17:51,760 --> 00:17:52,800
Company!

313
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,920
Do you object to the circus
or the slaughter, Major?

314
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,520
I support Sheppard's
position on pacifism.

315
00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,760
Good for you.

316
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,120
So, when does the carnage begin?

317
00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:06,400
After the War Widows' Revue,
but before the craft fair,

318
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,000
in between the dog show
and the shoot.

319
00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:09,760
And don't forget the highlight.

320
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:12,760
Mother's Christmas dance is
the hot ticket of the season.

321
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:16,080
She's ordered the most
exquisite Japanese lanterns.

322
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:17,160
From Japan?

323
00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:18,920
No, Fortnum & Mason's.

324
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:22,840
Yes. Prepare
for a whirlwind, Larita.

325
00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,160
I'm breathless already.

326
00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:32,720
I won't make it to Christmas.
You won't need to.

327
00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:35,600
I won't make it to breakfast.
What were we just eating?

328
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,760
The lumpy gray
and beige concoction?

329
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,800
Yes. That's the word I
was looking for, "greige."

330
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:46,080
Absolutely no idea, but it
is the specialty of the house.

331
00:18:46,160 --> 00:18:49,600
Incoming! Have you met my
namesake? He's very good in bed.

332
00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:51,080
They'll hear you.

333
00:18:51,520 --> 00:18:53,280
I don't care.
I do.

334
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,800
Look, I know we need the heat,
but please don't smoke in here.

335
00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,720
Mother's clairvoyant
about these things.

336
00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:02,240
She loathes me, Johnny.

337
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:06,840
I'm a gold-digger burrowing in
from the land of opportunists.

338
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:10,320
Your father's an
interesting study, though.

339
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:13,120
Quietly sardonic.
I like that in a man.

340
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:15,920
A fact that won't earn you many
brownie points under this roof.

341
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,480
After the armistice, Father
didn't come straight home.

342
00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:25,320
He caroused around France and
Italy, drinking, having affairs.

343
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:28,680
A lot of men did similar.
Couldn't settle down.

344
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,320
Why didn't she go after him?

345
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,680
A question of pride.

346
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,240
He finally just wandered home.

347
00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,920
It's still a bit of a sore point.
We try not to speak about it,

348
00:19:38,080 --> 00:19:39,400
except in public.

349
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:42,360
You see, she feels she's
missed out on something.

350
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,920
Which means, of course, she's
missed out on everything.

351
00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:48,320
Exactly. The war robbed her
of all her expectations.

352
00:19:48,920 --> 00:19:50,880
She takes one look
at a woman like you...

353
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,040
The harlot stealing
into the nursery...

354
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:57,000
The delicious concubine

355
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,960
with the delectable ears,

356
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:01,360
nose,

357
00:20:02,280 --> 00:20:03,520
neck.

358
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:09,360
I could just eat you.

359
00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:12,000
After that meal,
I'm not surprised.

360
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:11,280
Dear Lord, thank you for bringing
John and his floozy home safely.

361
00:21:22,120 --> 00:21:23,120
John.

362
00:21:31,920 --> 00:21:33,760
Why is Larita always so late?

363
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:35,560
You can't hurry perfection.

364
00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:37,480
Edgar was never late for a meal.

365
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,480
Well, he's missed a few lately.

366
00:21:39,560 --> 00:21:42,960
Good morning. How are we all
on this glorious day?

367
00:21:44,120 --> 00:21:45,560
There she is.

368
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:47,960
Morning, darling.

369
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:52,560
What would Madam
like for breakfast?

370
00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,840
I think Madam will get more
sustenance from a kipper.

371
00:21:57,240 --> 00:21:58,680
But it won't be as much fun.

372
00:21:58,760 --> 00:22:00,000
Aren't you riding with us?

373
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:02,000
Darling, I think
it's about high time

374
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:05,000
that your mother and I have
an intimate tete-a-tete.

375
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,360
Just us girls.

376
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:12,280
Lovely.
Mmm. What a frightening thought.

377
00:22:15,120 --> 00:22:17,760
Two hemispheres under one roof.

378
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:22,080
Papua New Guinea,
India, the Argentine.

379
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,680
I may not have traveled,
but the world has come to me.

380
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:31,600
Are you coming down
with something?

381
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,560
Pollen, but if I hold
my breath long enough...

382
00:22:35,920 --> 00:22:37,040
How peculiar.

383
00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:39,680
Which is why we should
get to know one another.

384
00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:40,800
Where does one start?

385
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:42,360
Shall I make headway?

386
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:46,480
I was born in Detroit. My
father worked in the steel plant.

387
00:22:46,960 --> 00:22:49,200
He was one of the first
lured over to Henry Ford.

388
00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:51,360
Ah. Hence the love
of motoring?

389
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,720
Yes, but I also love animals.

390
00:22:54,120 --> 00:22:56,160
I am a city girl.
I take chickens to the vet.

391
00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:01,880
You can't be squeamish about livestock
now that you are living in the country.

392
00:23:02,560 --> 00:23:04,120
Which was never my intention.

393
00:23:04,640 --> 00:23:07,520
I was happily carving out a niche
for myself on the race circuit,

394
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:11,640
when I was unexpectedly flagged
down by someone irresistible.

395
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,960
Remarrying was the farthest
thing from my mind.

396
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:20,840
I see.

397
00:23:23,960 --> 00:23:25,640
May I ask...

398
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:30,280
Dead, unfortunately.
No children.

399
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:31,440
Oh.

400
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:34,160
How disappointing for you.

401
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,480
Still, he provided well, though?

402
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:41,760
Yes, yes, but there were a lot of
hidden costs associated with his passing.

403
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:46,000
That beautiful motorcar. Surely
you must have independent means?

404
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:49,720
Mrs. Whittaker, I'm more than
happy to discuss my means,

405
00:23:49,800 --> 00:23:52,000
but I think you'll be
a tad disappointed.

406
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,200
The car is my sole
source of income,

407
00:23:54,680 --> 00:23:57,160
which makes living in London
an imperative.

408
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:00,240
But what will John
do in the city?

409
00:24:00,920 --> 00:24:03,360
Work. It's not uncommon.

410
00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:08,880
John was brought up
in the country, Larita.

411
00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,080
Where will he work?

412
00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:14,960
Chalk Farm, perhaps?
Or St. Martin's-in-the-Fields?

413
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:19,920
I know this is not perfect, so that's
why I'm asking for your guidance.

414
00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:23,280
So, please, how can I make
this pleasant for everybody?

415
00:24:23,360 --> 00:24:28,400
Well, wartime experience dictates
that you keep your head down

416
00:24:28,480 --> 00:24:30,280
and you fit in
as well as you can.

417
00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,000
Oh, there's a war on?
Oh, no.

418
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,600
Not necessarily.

419
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:37,720
Australian mimosa.

420
00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:39,680
Mmm. Beautiful.

421
00:24:40,960 --> 00:24:42,400
Oh!

422
00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:50,320
And then the British troops
opened fire.

423
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:52,080
How grisly!

424
00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:53,600
How'd it go, Mother?

425
00:24:53,720 --> 00:24:56,000
Oh, marvelous!

426
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,560
Marvelous.

427
00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:21,400
I fear storm clouds
are gathering, Mrs. Whit.

428
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:24,560
Stop being maudlin, Father.
It's the future.

429
00:25:24,640 --> 00:25:25,800
Spanner!

430
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:30,440
Father, allow me to introduce
Panda's new chauffeuse,

431
00:25:30,520 --> 00:25:32,560
lovely la-la-Larita.

432
00:25:32,640 --> 00:25:34,040
Watch it, Phillip.

433
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:37,280
My son is prone to fabrication,
but I can see on this occasion

434
00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:40,040
he has been perfectly
frank, Mrs. Whittaker.

435
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:45,160
Yes, that's right.
There are two of us now.

436
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:47,960
No shortage of wits
around here anymore.

437
00:25:48,600 --> 00:25:51,800
Okay, stand back!
I give you the future!

438
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:59,240
All right, John.
You can take my baby out for a spin.

439
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:04,720
Allergies. She inflates
like a puffer fish.

440
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:07,080
You just want to squeeze her
until she pops.

441
00:26:14,520 --> 00:26:18,440
You might not ever
strike it rich

442
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:22,080
But, let me tell you, it's
better than digging a ditch

443
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:28,240
Working at
the car wash, yeah

444
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:31,880
Come on, now,
sing it with me

445
00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,320
X It's better than
digging a ditch X

446
00:26:47,040 --> 00:26:49,280
The missus is a bit
trigger-happy this week.

447
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,200
Bleeding tinnitus is killing me.

448
00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:56,080
Well, I like the new Mrs. Whit. Reminds
me of the old one before the war.

449
00:26:56,160 --> 00:26:58,640
Only more reasonable. You can
tell she's run her own household.

450
00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:00,600
Be silent.

451
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:05,200
Good morning, Furber,
Jackson, Millie and...

452
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:08,000
Cook, I can't call you
a verb. Your name?

453
00:27:08,960 --> 00:27:10,120
Beatrice.

454
00:27:14,040 --> 00:27:17,960
All right, all right,
it's Doris. Sorry, madam.

455
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,560
Always wanted to be
called Beatrice.

456
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:25,080
Well, Beatrice, would you mind if
I helped myself in the mornings?

457
00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:28,240
I fear I shall be rising
later and later.

458
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,000
Well, if it pleases,
Mrs. Whit...

459
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:34,720
The point of the bell?

460
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:38,240
When I ring it, you come to
me. Not the other way round.

461
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:41,760
Larita. May I have a word? Mmm.

462
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:44,520
Come along.

463
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:50,200
Would you please refrain
from chatting to the staff?

464
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,600
It's chore enough trying to
keep this motley crew together.

465
00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:57,560
I had a brilliant French maid in
Paris. Perhaps I should send for her?

466
00:27:57,640 --> 00:28:00,120
Thank you, no.

467
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:03,360
I'd prefer to keep English the
first language in this household.

468
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,520
Oh.

469
00:28:04,960 --> 00:28:06,640
Ah, there you are.

470
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,120
I say. Anyone for tennis?

471
00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:10,800
Yes. You!

472
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,240
John, Shackleton wouldn't
let a dog out today.

473
00:28:13,320 --> 00:28:15,680
The fog has lifted and
Whittakers don't do winter.

474
00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:18,280
You go ahead, darling.
I'll play with myself.

475
00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:20,520
No, really.
I'm a lot of fun.

476
00:28:21,120 --> 00:28:22,120
Ooh...

477
00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,800
John!
It's brass monkeys out here.

478
00:28:24,960 --> 00:28:26,560
Oh!

479
00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:32,360
Day one of the Antarctic Open.
Mister Whittaker to serve.

480
00:28:35,640 --> 00:28:38,200
Hole in one!
Deuce.

481
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,640
I see your pair of deuces,
and I raise you a tenner.

482
00:28:42,720 --> 00:28:44,480
The Titanic could have hit that.

483
00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,280
Sarah, you're an embarrassment
to the Hurst family name.

484
00:28:47,360 --> 00:28:48,640
I'm going to have you killed.

485
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:52,560
Good God! What's wrong
with you? No! Stop now!

486
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,520
You must stop!
Everybody, listen!

487
00:28:54,600 --> 00:28:55,800
Shoot the court jester!

488
00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:57,400
Enough!

489
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,880
Nice backhand.

490
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,560
Was that a backhand compliment?

491
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,760
Mad dogs and Englishmen
go out in the mid-day sun

492
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:07,400
The Japanese don't care to,
the Chinese wouldn't dare to

493
00:29:07,480 --> 00:29:10,480
Hindus and Argentines sleep
00

494
00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:14,040
But Englishmen detest
a siesta

495
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,320
Laurel and Hardy
step up to the crease.

496
00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:17,840
The fillies are lining up.

497
00:29:17,920 --> 00:29:21,720
Miss Hilda Whittaker looking most
fetching in her feedbag and bridle.

498
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,360
One woman's heaven...

499
00:29:31,840 --> 00:29:34,280
She's absolutely beautiful.

500
00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:39,360
Broken, tarnished
and completely useless,

501
00:29:40,920 --> 00:29:44,520
thing's guaranteed to
keep my wife at bay.

502
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:46,080
May I?

503
00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:48,520
If you don't mind
getting your hands dirty.

504
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:52,560
In Detroit, what we lack in
dirt, we make up for in filth.

505
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,360
Your first husband from
that neck of the woods?

506
00:29:56,720 --> 00:29:59,200
Oh, well.
Word gets about.

507
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:03,240
Where is he now?

508
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,480
Dead.

509
00:30:06,440 --> 00:30:07,480
Cancer.

510
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:10,400
He was a fair bit older than me.

511
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,080
I spent a while playing the un-merry
widow, but the black wore thin.

512
00:30:15,560 --> 00:30:17,360
You didn't care for him,
I gather?

513
00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:19,400
Oh, I cared too much.

514
00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:23,400
Life was just such an unpleasant
experience for the man, I...

515
00:30:23,720 --> 00:30:26,560
I'd be a liar to say I wasn't
glad when he was relieved of it.

516
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:30,360
God is a comedian
playing to an audience

517
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,120
too afraid to laugh

518
00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:37,480
When were you last in France?

519
00:30:37,560 --> 00:30:38,800
Just after the war.

520
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:42,520
On a personal reconnaissance,
trying to ascertain

521
00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,760
what exactly all those fine
young men had died for.

522
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,560
Apparently, I'm of the
romantic Lost Generation.

523
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:52,960
What did you lose?

524
00:30:54,360 --> 00:30:55,920
I'm not sure.

525
00:31:54,800 --> 00:31:57,240
Hello, hello.

526
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:59,240
Who is the tiny tank?

527
00:31:59,320 --> 00:32:01,320
Who's a pretty little
cheeky chorizo?

528
00:32:02,360 --> 00:32:05,360
On bended knees, please
come and play with me.

529
00:32:06,240 --> 00:32:08,360
Johnny, dear, you know
how much I love you,

530
00:32:08,440 --> 00:32:11,560
so please, try to take this
in the best possible light.

531
00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:15,440
I'm getting a machine gun and
mowing down your entire family.

532
00:32:15,520 --> 00:32:17,720
Mmm. Well, that's fairly
disappointing.

533
00:32:17,800 --> 00:32:19,880
I thought at least you and
Father were getting along.

534
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:22,000
Hmm. Yes, I might
spare the menfolk.

535
00:32:23,040 --> 00:32:27,160
But it's awfully dispiriting. We
have absolutely no privacy here.

536
00:32:27,240 --> 00:32:29,600
I never needed any privacy
before. This is my home.

537
00:32:29,680 --> 00:32:32,560
Well, it's not mine,
and I very much want one.

538
00:32:33,520 --> 00:32:36,640
We're all alone,
no chaperone

539
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:38,200
Can get our number

540
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,200
The world's a-slumber,
let's misbehave

541
00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:48,280
Timing is everything,
you little brute.

542
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,000
Come. Umpire at least.
Phillip is pining for you.

543
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:53,800
If I knew you played tennis,

544
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:56,800
I never would have signed
that marriage certificate.

545
00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:13,400
Not a bad day for it.

546
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:15,760
Reading.

547
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:19,080
My fiance, Edgar, was
always hiding behind books.

548
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:23,520
Marion, you're needed on the tennis
court. John was just asking after you.

549
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,240
Would you like to see
a photo of him, my Edgar?

550
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:28,760
Poppy!

551
00:33:31,640 --> 00:33:33,280
That's Enrico Caruso.

552
00:33:33,600 --> 00:33:38,400
Who's dead, I know that. But if
you ignore the nose and the mouth

553
00:33:38,760 --> 00:33:41,920
and the ears, there's
a striking resemblance.

554
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,840
I don't actually have
a picture of Edgar.

555
00:33:47,320 --> 00:33:49,440
Well, mustn't keep you.

556
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,160
No, no. Of course.

557
00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:53,480
Looking forward to getting
stuck in to a good book.

558
00:33:53,560 --> 00:33:54,960
Poppy!

559
00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:57,760
You haven't seen
the beast, have you?

560
00:33:57,840 --> 00:33:58,880
The dog?

561
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,320
Nope. I haven't.

562
00:34:02,760 --> 00:34:03,880
Poppy!

563
00:34:08,760 --> 00:34:10,200
Oh!

564
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:13,320
Oh, poor, poor Poppy.
I'm so sorry.

565
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,080
Larita!

566
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:19,960
I've been sent in to badger you.

567
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,640
Please, please help us
make up doubles.

568
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:27,520
Hilda, I can't. I'm only good
for the cocktails between sets.

569
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,240
We're between sets now.

570
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:31,720
Hilda, you can't possibly
want me on court.

571
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:35,320
Phillip! Go get him.

572
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:39,680
Poppy!

573
00:34:42,720 --> 00:34:43,720
Poppy!

574
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:46,160
Poppy!

575
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:50,800
What are you doing?
Reading.

576
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:53,480
Sodom and Gomorrah,
A Biblical Story.

577
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,920
Who gave you this filth?

578
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:01,520
Go and find the dog!

579
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:04,240
Larita!

580
00:35:06,040 --> 00:35:09,200
Please refrain from giving my
daughter pornographic literature.

581
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:11,400
Yes, yes, of course.

582
00:35:11,480 --> 00:35:14,240
Oh, and I volunteered
you and Hilda

583
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:18,200
to perform the dance of The Dying
Swan for the War Widows' Revue.

584
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:19,880
We're short on numbers.

585
00:35:20,240 --> 00:35:22,040
Lovely.
Anything to help.

586
00:35:22,800 --> 00:35:23,960
Have you seen the dog?

587
00:35:24,680 --> 00:35:25,880
No. Not recently.

588
00:35:27,120 --> 00:35:30,840
Probably out seizing the
sunshine like everyone else.

589
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,400
Poppy!

590
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,400
Furber!

591
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:43,520
Oh!

592
00:35:44,960 --> 00:35:46,720
Oh, it's you, madam.
I'm sorry.

593
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:48,360
Can I get you anything?

594
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,080
A shovel.

595
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:52,440
Shovel. Of course.

596
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,120
Go and get Phillip a hot toddy.

597
00:35:55,600 --> 00:35:58,360
Phillip. You look so...

598
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:00,160
So... So...

599
00:36:00,240 --> 00:36:02,040
The suspense is killing me.

600
00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,520
Poppy!

601
00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,760
Oh. Sorry.
It's fine.

602
00:36:15,480 --> 00:36:18,120
Your brother is such
a sharply honed twit.

603
00:36:20,840 --> 00:36:22,640
Where is our beautiful
cougar hiding?

604
00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:27,880
Under a book, I expect. I wish
she wouldn't slack indoors so much.

605
00:36:28,240 --> 00:36:30,760
Some people would kill
to be indoors with Larita.

606
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:33,920
She isn't built the same as us.

607
00:36:34,240 --> 00:36:36,200
Still, it is annoying, though.

608
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,760
You're such a sport,
always ready for anything.

609
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:44,800
I haven't got Lari's beauty
or charm or intelligence.

610
00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,040
She is clever, isn't she?

611
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:48,120
Mmm.

612
00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:51,280
Clever and bored.

613
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:56,720
I don't understand it. I'm not bored.
You're not bored. Nobody else is bored.

614
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:59,360
Your father is, out of his mind.

615
00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:00,680
Yeah.
Father was born bored.

616
00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:01,760
Hmm.

617
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:04,800
If only she made
an effort to play along.

618
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:07,520
Stop being so torturous, Panda.

619
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,120
You had her playing charades
last night. What more do you want?

620
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,400
John!
Hmm?

621
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:14,000
John?

622
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:22,560
To tell the truth, I never really
liked her. Crabby, snappy little bitch.

623
00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,320
I didn't like
the dog much, either.

624
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:32,520
Poor Poppy.
Casualty of war.

625
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:37,280
If I may be so bold, madam?

626
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:41,840
These people ride horses,
lots of horses.

627
00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:44,880
It would be advantageous
to do the same.

628
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,520
And I thought Detroit
was a tough town.

629
00:37:54,120 --> 00:38:00,760
You do something to me

630
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:08,520
Something that simply
mystifies me

631
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,960
Has your horse run out of gas?

632
00:38:17,800 --> 00:38:24,120
You have the power
to hypnotize me

633
00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:26,320
Oh, John, don't hurt it.

634
00:38:26,640 --> 00:38:29,560
Far from it, we've got a hunt coming up.

635
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,160
Poor little mite
needs a head start.

636
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:35,080
Oh.
Go on, run.

637
00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,720
So much to learn
about each other.

638
00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,240
My curriculum vitae.

639
00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:48,720
The brook is the border
of Sarah's property.

640
00:38:49,080 --> 00:38:52,360
Mother always imagined we'd
join forces and invade Surrey.

641
00:38:54,920 --> 00:38:57,280
And how about those
foot soldiers on high?

642
00:38:58,640 --> 00:39:01,840
I say, that's Davis,
Lord Hurst's man.

643
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,080
And there's Lord Hurst.

644
00:39:03,360 --> 00:39:05,360
Closely followed by
my mother-in-law.

645
00:39:05,440 --> 00:39:07,640
I wonder what the devil
they're surveying?

646
00:39:11,440 --> 00:39:13,600
Are you disappointed
you didn't marry Sarah?

647
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,840
Of course not.

648
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:18,520
We've seen each other naked
since we were one.

649
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,280
She's part of the...

650
00:39:20,640 --> 00:39:21,840
The scenery.

651
00:39:23,320 --> 00:39:25,280
You can hack it a little
while longer, can't you?

652
00:39:25,840 --> 00:39:29,400
How long is a little? And
don't say two weeks again.

653
00:39:30,240 --> 00:39:33,840
Well, there's the War Widows'
Revue, the craft fair,

654
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:35,480
the hunt.
The hunt.

655
00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,000
The memorial service.

656
00:39:37,080 --> 00:39:39,400
What memorial service?

657
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,400
Friends,
we are gathered here today

658
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,400
in remembrance
of our missing friend, Poppy.

659
00:39:48,960 --> 00:39:50,160
Oh, Poppy.

660
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:54,640
Wherever you have chosen
to sow your seeds,

661
00:39:54,800 --> 00:39:56,520
we pray that you are blooming.

662
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,280
We pray that you have
gone to a better place.

663
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:03,480
Shame we don't know exactly
where that place is.

664
00:40:04,720 --> 00:40:08,880
Anyway, now for a eulogy from
Emily Dickinson, queen of mirth.

665
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:12,600
"Because I could not
stop for Death

666
00:40:12,840 --> 00:40:14,760
"He kindly stopped for me

667
00:40:15,240 --> 00:40:18,680
"The carriage held but just
ourselves And Immortality..."

668
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,760
Or maybe the carriage didn't stop
and that's how he got squished.

669
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,920
Scraped off the road
and put in a sausage...

670
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,160
Oh, Hilda!

671
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:40,320
Thank you, Mr. Gribble.

672
00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:44,760
Now, ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,

673
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:47,640
behold Reverend Burton

674
00:40:47,720 --> 00:40:51,280
and Marion Whittaker as
they reach for the scissors

675
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:54,800
in Samson and Delilah.

676
00:41:06,200 --> 00:41:09,560
Hark!
I hear my husband snore!

677
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,160
What the hell
happened to Delilah?

678
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,520
Looks like a sack
full of oranges.

679
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:21,560
I'll creep forth on padded foot and
relieve him of his ample follicles.

680
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,360
How hilarious!

681
00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:48,560
It's meant to be a tragedy.

682
00:41:48,640 --> 00:41:50,920
Then you succeeded
beyond your wildest dreams.

683
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,840
Your father seems to have a fan.

684
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,440
Don't read too much into it.

685
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,720
She was a godsend
during Mother's last months.

686
00:41:57,800 --> 00:41:59,520
Sometimes I wonder where they
would be without each other.

687
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,120
Marion, my ample follicles
are in dire need of a trim.

688
00:42:05,480 --> 00:42:09,200
I wouldn't taunt the artistes, my
little dying swans. You're on next.

689
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:11,120
Mother, I've encouraged
my girls to undertake

690
00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:12,880
something a little more
contemporary.

691
00:42:13,240 --> 00:42:15,880
Yes, Hilda and I seem to
have a talent for the can-can.

692
00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,160
The traditional can-can,
performed without underwear?

693
00:42:19,240 --> 00:42:20,240
Phillip.

694
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,680
Anything for you, Phillip.

695
00:42:22,760 --> 00:42:24,600
Mmm.
Yes, anything.

696
00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:27,600
That will raise a bit more
than money for the war widows.

697
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,880
I'm doubling my donation.

698
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:31,280
Pinkie.

699
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:33,720
Fans at the ready, gentlemen.

700
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,040
All the way from gay Paris,

701
00:42:37,120 --> 00:42:40,040
I give you Miss Hilda Whittaker

702
00:42:40,160 --> 00:42:45,240
and, for her debut
performance, Mrs. John Whittaker

703
00:42:45,320 --> 00:42:48,520
doing the can-can!

704
00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:20,040
Is it my imagination, or is your
daughter dancing without her scanties?

705
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:45,600
Ow!

706
00:44:14,240 --> 00:44:15,400
Bravo!

707
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:19,560
It's not Lari's fault.

708
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,720
But she said it was traditional.

709
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:24,160
Phillip said it, not Larita.
And it was a joke.

710
00:44:24,240 --> 00:44:26,600
Everyone understood that except
Nelly No Knickers over here.

711
00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:30,600
Hilda isn't as experienced
as your wife, John. No one is.

712
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:33,840
If you're not prepared to have a
straight talk to her, then I certainly am.

713
00:44:33,920 --> 00:44:35,760
Don't be ridiculous, Marion.
You'll lose a finger.

714
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:37,600
Lord Hurst will never
speak to me again.

715
00:44:37,680 --> 00:44:39,000
Oh, rubbish. You two
are as thick as thieves.

716
00:44:39,080 --> 00:44:40,680
I saw you together with the
surveyors in the back fields.

717
00:44:40,760 --> 00:44:43,520
Preparing the jumps
for the hunt!

718
00:44:43,600 --> 00:44:47,280
I'm completely humiliated.
I'll never get a husband now.

719
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:49,760
After tonight, I'd have thought
they'd be lining up round the block.

720
00:44:49,840 --> 00:44:53,080
John! I hate her! Hate, hate, hate her!

721
00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,160
The advance notices are
sensational, Mrs. John.

722
00:45:08,600 --> 00:45:12,240
Is it my imagination or is the cutlery
particularly deafening this evening?

723
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:17,840
I don't know how many times I have
to say this, Hilda. I am sorry.

724
00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,560
That's easy for you to say.

725
00:45:19,880 --> 00:45:22,080
It's surprisingly hard
to be easy.

726
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:25,360
You're smiling, Jim.

727
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:27,840
God forbid,
the wind might change.

728
00:45:29,920 --> 00:45:33,800
Hilda, if I had any inkling that you
were going to take me seriously...

729
00:45:33,880 --> 00:45:36,400
You could have made an
effort to enjoy it less.

730
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:39,200
Well, I had my underpants on.
I was having a grand time.

731
00:45:41,160 --> 00:45:42,560
It's not fair!

732
00:45:42,800 --> 00:45:45,960
You've got two husbands,
and I've had none.

733
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:47,920
Well, technically, I have one.

734
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,400
But you've had two.

735
00:45:49,480 --> 00:45:52,040
Well, I've had two shoes, and
that's a great deal more practical.

736
00:45:52,120 --> 00:45:55,320
I dare say, you've worn
down more soles than that.

737
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,840
John.

738
00:46:00,880 --> 00:46:04,320
Marion, Larita's first husband died
of cancer. Stop being so callous.

739
00:46:04,400 --> 00:46:07,080
Come now, John. I'm sure
Marion can appreciate the pain

740
00:46:07,200 --> 00:46:09,800
of watching a loved one
slip through her fingers.

741
00:46:10,120 --> 00:46:12,400
She's scandalous!

742
00:46:13,520 --> 00:46:16,000
You should hear what they're
saying about her in the village.

743
00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:19,040
Well, let's stop those
wagging tongues, shall we?

744
00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:21,920
Is it true you've had
as many lovers as they say?

745
00:46:24,680 --> 00:46:26,880
Of course it's not true,
Mrs. Whittaker.

746
00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:30,360
Hardly any of them
actually loved me.

747
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,440
Hmm.

748
00:46:33,320 --> 00:46:36,640
Well, that was uncalled for. I
realize it was a joke, but still...

749
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:38,640
You threw me to
the wolves in there.

750
00:46:38,720 --> 00:46:41,480
Come now, Marion hardly
constitutes wolves.

751
00:46:41,560 --> 00:46:45,360
All right, you threw me to the
voles. Either way, you abandoned me.

752
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:47,800
Your sisters need
to be restrained.

753
00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:49,280
Restrained?

754
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,120
Hilda breaks loose once and
she's almost institutionalized.

755
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:55,160
And poor old Marion, Edgar
drops by for a cup of sugar

756
00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:57,480
and Mother has his name
engraved on the family crypt.

757
00:46:57,560 --> 00:46:59,640
I mean, I'm sorry,
but it really is very funny.

758
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,080
Hilarious.

759
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:03,000
Welcome to the petrified circus.

760
00:47:03,080 --> 00:47:06,280
Meet the resident contortionist
who can't bend any further.

761
00:47:06,440 --> 00:47:10,720
Then stop. Be yourself.
Let them live in your spell.

762
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:15,360
You do that voodoo
that you do so well

763
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:17,520
You're right, of course.

764
00:47:17,600 --> 00:47:20,480
I'm a hypocrite, pretending
to be someone I'm not,

765
00:47:20,560 --> 00:47:22,160
especially since
it isn't working.

766
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,160
What the devil has
that dog dug up?

767
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,600
Pilot, what have you got there?

768
00:47:34,880 --> 00:47:37,120
How could you not tell us?

769
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,520
Marion, it was an accident. I
am walking on eggshells here,

770
00:47:40,600 --> 00:47:42,680
and I believe I panicked.

771
00:47:42,760 --> 00:47:45,120
And once again,
I'm very, very sorry.

772
00:47:46,440 --> 00:47:48,640
Well, how could you do it?
Well, how could you?

773
00:47:48,760 --> 00:47:51,800
Well, I imagine she bent her legs
and lowered her full body weight

774
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:54,040
onto the Chihuahua that
was hiding beneath her.

775
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:57,440
Marion, please.

776
00:47:57,960 --> 00:48:01,000
John, did you have
anything to do with this?

777
00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:04,920
No. No, I was the sole
perpetrator of Poppy's demise,

778
00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:08,160
and ever since I have
been wracked with guilt.

779
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,400
Please, please, please
let me buy you a new dog.

780
00:48:12,480 --> 00:48:13,680
Oh, God!

781
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,920
You might buy your loved
ones in the United States,

782
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,520
but you can't
in the United Kingdom.

783
00:48:19,600 --> 00:48:21,080
How unfortunate.

784
00:48:21,160 --> 00:48:24,920
You could at least
show some remorse.

785
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:26,840
Oh, I am full of remorse.

786
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:30,840
I just refuse to invest in amateur
theatrics to convince you of my sincerity.

787
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:33,400
That's not how I came off
the assembly line.

788
00:48:33,840 --> 00:48:35,880
I'm sorry, I can't change.

789
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,400
Not for you.
Not for anybody, anymore.

790
00:48:43,840 --> 00:48:47,240
And I wouldn't want her
any other way. So...

791
00:48:50,680 --> 00:48:51,960
Madam, the dog.

792
00:48:54,000 --> 00:48:55,920
Stay back. Stay back.

793
00:48:56,960 --> 00:49:02,040
I knew it the second I laid
eyes on her. She's a killer.

794
00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:04,160
She sat on poor
Poppy deliberately.

795
00:49:04,240 --> 00:49:06,760
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Of course she didn't.

796
00:49:06,880 --> 00:49:11,680
My brother has married a dog
murderer. She should be put down.

797
00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:13,400
Put through a divorce court.

798
00:49:13,480 --> 00:49:15,200
The Lord does not
sanction divorce.

799
00:49:15,280 --> 00:49:18,640
The Lord is almighty, Marion. He
can sanction anything he likes.

800
00:49:18,720 --> 00:49:20,640
I say the sooner
they move out, the better.

801
00:49:20,720 --> 00:49:22,120
They move out?

802
00:49:23,080 --> 00:49:26,520
John isn't going anywhere.
Watch and learn.

803
00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,240
It's so unfair. Why can't
I have a room like this?

804
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,040
I could die of envy.

805
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:44,320
Laying to rest
this tragic incident,

806
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:48,800
we've had this splendid set of rooms
made over for you, haven't we, Jim?

807
00:49:48,920 --> 00:49:51,480
Yes. My wife would
like you to rest in peace.

808
00:49:52,080 --> 00:49:55,760
And I've even had an old friend of
Johnny's brought down from the attic.

809
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:58,760
Old Faithful Awaits
His Master's Return.

810
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:01,160
I used to sleep under
that silly painting.

811
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,360
That's very comforting, I'm sure,
but we're expected back in Mayfair.

812
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,640
But these are the largest
rooms in the house.

813
00:50:08,240 --> 00:50:10,040
You'll find nothing
like it in London.

814
00:50:10,280 --> 00:50:12,520
She has a point.
She always does.

815
00:50:12,600 --> 00:50:15,920
Sometimes I don't know
why you ever did wander home.

816
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:17,320
And miss all the fun?

817
00:50:17,440 --> 00:50:20,880
Cook would like to inform you,
Mrs. Whittaker, the bird is stuffed.

818
00:50:20,960 --> 00:50:22,240
Oh.

819
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,520
What bird? Hmm?

820
00:50:25,200 --> 00:50:27,720
Thursdays is bubble and squeak.
I hadn't made any arrangements.

821
00:50:27,800 --> 00:50:29,200
Oh, but I have!

822
00:50:34,840 --> 00:50:39,840
In appreciation of your understanding,
and now for that delicious double bed.

823
00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,360
We'll think of you
every time we use it.

824
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:52,200
Darling, what exactly
are we celebrating?

825
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,560
Thanksgiving.

826
00:50:53,640 --> 00:50:55,320
Thanks for what, hmm?

827
00:50:55,720 --> 00:50:58,680
The annihilation of an entire
indigenous people.

828
00:50:59,120 --> 00:51:02,200
A loving union
of two great cultures.

829
00:51:02,400 --> 00:51:03,560
Just like us.

830
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,200
How transcontinental.

831
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:06,840
I can't believe you got
access to the kitchen.

832
00:51:06,920 --> 00:51:10,160
Beatrice did put up quite a fight,
but technically I outrank her.

833
00:51:10,240 --> 00:51:11,680
Who's Beatrice?

834
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:13,080
Your cook.

835
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:16,240
Or now my undercook, since
I'm qualified cordon bleu.

836
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,000
That's a degree.

837
00:51:19,840 --> 00:51:21,200
Furber, Furber, Furber.

838
00:51:21,280 --> 00:51:24,240
Can you take the vegetables down to
the kitchen and tell Cook to cook them.

839
00:51:24,680 --> 00:51:28,360
No, Furber, thank you. I think
I'll surprise my alimentary canal.

840
00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:33,760
Well, Mother, if you don't mind, I think I'm
going to eat my meal before it gets cold.

841
00:51:33,840 --> 00:51:35,920
Furber. I've changed my mind.
Bring it back.

842
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:37,360
Me, too.

843
00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:40,400
Gobble, gobble.

844
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:47,360
Yes.

845
00:51:52,360 --> 00:51:55,920
Here's a tip, Hilda. A sure way to
a man's heart is through his stomach.

846
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:57,040
Or his mother.

847
00:51:57,120 --> 00:52:00,520
Larita, look, I've found
another likeness of Edgar.

848
00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,720
Marion, this is Fatty Arbuckle.

849
00:52:04,160 --> 00:52:05,360
Who's in jail, I know that,

850
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,320
but if you cut out his cheeks
and give him a bald patch,

851
00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:10,200
there's a striking resemblance.

852
00:52:11,520 --> 00:52:14,440
Edgar's away on a trip.
He's across the pond,

853
00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:18,040
sowing his wild oats
or something agricultural.

854
00:52:19,080 --> 00:52:20,960
She's good, I'll give her that.

855
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,000
I think you're overreacting.

856
00:52:29,760 --> 00:52:32,080
Lari. Lari!

857
00:52:33,480 --> 00:52:35,720
Not the vase, not the vase!

858
00:52:36,400 --> 00:52:39,480
Taking the corn cockle
buds and bee-kissed roses

859
00:52:39,560 --> 00:52:41,720
roughly in his calloused hands,

860
00:52:41,800 --> 00:52:45,840
his hot moist tulip exploded
in her river of delights...

861
00:52:58,560 --> 00:52:59,600
Larita?

862
00:53:01,200 --> 00:53:04,200
Early Christmas present.
For you, darling.

863
00:53:04,400 --> 00:53:05,760
The mind boggles.

864
00:53:13,760 --> 00:53:16,400
Well, it's... It's...
It's magnificent.

865
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:17,520
It's monstrous!

866
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:18,600
It's me.

867
00:53:18,680 --> 00:53:22,360
I posed for a young Spaniard.
Don't you absolutely adore it?

868
00:53:22,440 --> 00:53:25,840
Very expressive, darling, but
I can't quite see you in it.

869
00:53:25,920 --> 00:53:27,040
Well, you can see everything else!

870
00:53:27,120 --> 00:53:29,720
You actually took your clothes
off in front of a total stranger?

871
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,840
Don't be a buffoon, Marion. Of
course she took her clothes off.

872
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:34,160
I think it's unholy.
To be honest, Lari,

873
00:53:34,240 --> 00:53:36,480
I'm not sure I approve
of you being nude.

874
00:53:37,120 --> 00:53:40,000
You know, without...
Without me.

875
00:53:40,080 --> 00:53:41,640
Extraordinary.

876
00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,320
What exactly are you
hoping to achieve?

877
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:48,720
I'm just trying to get into
the swing of things, Mother.

878
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,480
Marvelous!

879
00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,640
Well, then, you'll be riding
in the hunt with us, won't you?

880
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,400
Well, I might be persuaded
if the painting stays.

881
00:53:57,480 --> 00:54:01,320
Hunt.
Paint.

882
00:54:01,400 --> 00:54:02,640
Hunt.

883
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:04,600
Very well.

884
00:54:06,440 --> 00:54:07,560
Hunt.

885
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:15,880
View, hello.

886
00:54:18,720 --> 00:54:21,000
Hello, everyone.
Good to see you.

887
00:54:21,360 --> 00:54:22,360
Richard.

888
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,920
Morning, Jim. After
generations of false starts,

889
00:54:26,000 --> 00:54:28,760
we finally managed
to combine our cavalry.

890
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,720
Congratulations. A marriage
of minor convenience.

891
00:54:31,800 --> 00:54:33,760
You'll be fine, I promise.

892
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:38,480
Now, remember, the second you have the
Holborough boy's eye, flirt outrageously.

893
00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,240
But Warwick Holborough has
ears like the Cambridge Cup!

894
00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,200
And Phillip's the prize.

895
00:54:43,280 --> 00:54:46,360
Now, if you want a man's
attention, ignore him.

896
00:54:54,040 --> 00:54:57,000
Warwick the Wing Nut
and Sausage Fingers.

897
00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:01,480
What a handsome couple. They'll
have puppies, not children.

898
00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,720
Wait.

899
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,600
There's something I need to say.

900
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:11,360
I see you, you're wasted here.

901
00:55:12,040 --> 00:55:15,680
When the time comes,
give me a ring.

902
00:55:16,720 --> 00:55:19,000
If I could find your neck,
Phillip, I'd wring it.

903
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:21,240
Larita's making
sheep's eyes at Phillip.

904
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:23,080
She's a Venus de flytrap!

905
00:55:23,680 --> 00:55:25,560
She wants him all to herself.

906
00:55:25,640 --> 00:55:27,600
She's not interested in Phillip.

907
00:55:27,760 --> 00:55:30,080
Nobody's interested in Phillip.
I am.

908
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,360
Mount up, Larita.

909
00:55:32,560 --> 00:55:34,000
If you don't mind,
Mrs. Whittaker,

910
00:55:34,080 --> 00:55:36,760
I think I might give
the fox a head start.

911
00:55:37,080 --> 00:55:40,160
Lari, get on the pony, please.

912
00:55:40,240 --> 00:55:42,120
It's just as I thought.

913
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:46,440
Mrs. Whittaker, I said I'd ride,
and I'm always good for my word.

914
00:55:46,920 --> 00:55:48,160
Tally-ho!

915
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:08,200
Spy on me, baby,
use satellite

916
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:12,080
Infrared to see me move
through the night

917
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:14,160
Aim, going to fire

918
00:56:14,240 --> 00:56:15,800
Shoot me right

919
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,800
I'm going to like
the way you fight

920
00:56:19,880 --> 00:56:23,880
Now you found
the secret code I use

921
00:56:23,960 --> 00:56:27,760
To wash away
my lonely blues

922
00:56:27,840 --> 00:56:30,720
So I can't deny or lie

923
00:56:30,800 --> 00:56:35,440
X Because you're the only one
to make me fly

924
00:56:35,520 --> 00:56:39,840
Sex bomb, sex bomb,
you're a sex bomb

925
00:56:39,920 --> 00:56:43,680
You can give it to me
when I need to come along

926
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:48,520
Sex bomb, sex bomb,
you're a sex bomb

927
00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:50,200
What is she doing?

928
00:56:50,280 --> 00:56:52,240
A victory lap,
by the look of things.

929
00:56:53,160 --> 00:56:56,320
There's something wild about
that child that's so contagious.

930
00:57:05,320 --> 00:57:08,040
Well, she promised she'd ride.

931
00:57:19,520 --> 00:57:22,320
No chaperone
can get our number

932
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:27,440
The world's in slumber,
let's misbehave

933
00:57:27,520 --> 00:57:29,960
There's something wild about you, child

934
00:57:30,040 --> 00:57:32,360
That's so contagious

935
00:57:32,440 --> 00:57:37,360
Let's be outrageous,
let's misbehave

936
00:57:37,480 --> 00:57:42,280
When Adam won Eve's hand
he wouldn't stand for teasing

937
00:57:42,440 --> 00:57:45,520
He didn't care about
those apples out of season

938
00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:47,480
About those apples
out of season

939
00:57:47,560 --> 00:57:52,440
They say that spring means
just one little thing to little lovebirds

940
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:58,040
We're not above birds,
let's misbehave

941
00:58:16,600 --> 00:58:19,560
Miss Hilda,
telephone from New York.

942
00:58:26,720 --> 00:58:28,160
Uncle George?

943
00:58:28,360 --> 00:58:30,560
Oh, thank God, a friendly voice.

944
00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:34,560
Yes, and she's
a complete nightmare.

945
00:58:37,080 --> 00:58:38,280
Really?

946
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:41,560
How salacious.

947
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,960
Come in.

948
00:58:46,760 --> 00:58:48,000
Mother?

949
00:58:49,640 --> 00:58:52,440
I'd like to apologize
for today's schmozzle.

950
00:58:52,960 --> 00:58:54,800
That really won't be necessary.

951
00:58:55,280 --> 00:58:58,680
In her defense, Larita made no secret
of her disapproval of blood sports.

952
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:00,360
She did ride as promised.

953
00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:05,960
Well, we should credit her with her
imaginative way of keeping her word.

954
00:59:06,040 --> 00:59:07,760
You must be very proud of her.

955
00:59:09,120 --> 00:59:10,320
Mother, I think...

956
00:59:11,800 --> 00:59:14,000
I think maybe Larita
and I ought to go.

957
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:15,880
Oh.

958
00:59:16,640 --> 00:59:18,640
Yes, I see.

959
00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:23,160
Very well. Feel free to drop
in whenever it takes your fancy.

960
00:59:23,560 --> 00:59:25,720
Off you go. Enjoy.
Don't be like that.

961
00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,800
I'm sorry, dear, wasn't
Mummy being kind enough?

962
00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:31,400
Here, take these. They might
get you as far as Constantinople,

963
00:59:31,480 --> 00:59:33,200
and this, to Casablanca.

964
00:59:33,280 --> 00:59:34,440
Mother, stop it!

965
00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,440
No. You stop it!

966
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:39,200
Stop being so naive.

967
00:59:46,840 --> 00:59:48,160
The money's gone, John.

968
00:59:49,320 --> 00:59:50,880
Nothing left.

969
00:59:51,480 --> 00:59:54,520
The only thing standing between
this family and bankruptcy

970
00:59:54,600 --> 00:59:56,680
are those surveyors
in the back field.

971
00:59:58,840 --> 01:00:04,240
Lord Hurst is offering to buy 400
acres to keep the bailiffs away.

972
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,080
It's your legacy,
John Whittaker,

973
01:00:09,240 --> 01:00:10,560
and I'm selling it.

974
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,440
I had no idea.
No.

975
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:20,360
No, you don't.

976
01:00:24,720 --> 01:00:26,360
You were supposed
to take over the estate.

977
01:00:26,440 --> 01:00:28,960
You're supposed to take
your responsibilities,

978
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:31,800
but you were unexpectedly
flagged down.

979
01:00:34,120 --> 01:00:36,720
I've been struggling for years
with a man who doesn't care,

980
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:39,080
waiting for you
to step up to the mark.

981
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,440
No. You just go.

982
01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:48,280
Go to Algiers with
your racing car driver.

983
01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:50,560
I'm too tired to care anymore.

984
01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:56,720
Well, it's not exactly surprising,
John. Look at the grounds.

985
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,000
Your mother is being
very practical.

986
01:00:59,480 --> 01:01:00,920
In what sense?

987
01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,160
Well, you're not coming back.
Your father moved out decades ago.

988
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:08,720
Phillip's not going to marry Hilda.
Nobody's going to marry Marion.

989
01:01:09,320 --> 01:01:13,160
Subdividing the land and selling to a
trusted neighbor is an elegant solution.

990
01:01:13,560 --> 01:01:15,160
Somewhat harsh.

991
01:01:16,600 --> 01:01:19,360
I've had my fair share
of selling off my past,

992
01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:23,280
and it is an auction of innocence
that's neither fun nor pretty,

993
01:01:23,800 --> 01:01:27,320
but it is realistic, something
your mother excels in.

994
01:01:27,400 --> 01:01:29,520
But it's my responsibility.

995
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:34,240
Gracious, how can I
have been so blind?

996
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:16,840
Winter hydrangeas!
How do you do it?

997
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:20,680
It's a controlled mixture of
passion, persistence and horse manure.

998
01:02:24,120 --> 01:02:27,560
I was hoping to catch a
glimpse of the new bride.

999
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:31,200
Ah. John's wife has
very fickle allergies.

1000
01:02:31,280 --> 01:02:33,720
Allergies to what?
Flowers, Emma.

1001
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,560
Flowers. Can you believe it?

1002
01:02:35,920 --> 01:02:39,000
That is a strange choice of
bedfellow for this neck of the woods.

1003
01:02:39,320 --> 01:02:41,760
We'll just have to make do
with John and Sarah.

1004
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,000
It will be like old times.

1005
01:02:45,320 --> 01:02:48,360
X When you're smiling

1006
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,680
Why the big panda eyes?

1007
01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:58,600
Sarah, I've often meant
to ask you something,

1008
01:02:58,680 --> 01:02:59,680
but I hadn't the courage.

1009
01:02:59,760 --> 01:03:01,200
Well, don't then.

1010
01:03:02,040 --> 01:03:04,200
Did you think I behaved
like a cad,

1011
01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,400
marrying Larita like that,
without telling you?

1012
01:03:06,480 --> 01:03:08,240
No, of course not.

1013
01:03:08,520 --> 01:03:11,960
You took the opportunity and married
for love, and I respect you for it.

1014
01:03:12,280 --> 01:03:15,360
If we'd have married, it would have
been for friendship and convenience.

1015
01:03:15,880 --> 01:03:17,800
Would it?
Yes.

1016
01:03:17,880 --> 01:03:20,200
We knew one another
far too well.

1017
01:03:20,640 --> 01:03:22,440
I want my marriage to be

1018
01:03:22,520 --> 01:03:26,680
thrilling, romantic,
with passionate love letters.

1019
01:03:26,800 --> 01:03:28,120
I could have written you
love letters.

1020
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,720
Well, you didn't, did you?

1021
01:03:30,640 --> 01:03:32,160
I did love you all the same.

1022
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:35,720
John, stop it.

1023
01:03:44,600 --> 01:03:47,360
He's very different from
the man I met in France.

1024
01:03:48,960 --> 01:03:53,760
The boy.
The same, sweet boy.

1025
01:03:57,520 --> 01:03:59,480
Is it true what she says?

1026
01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:01,560
Are you really
selling off the land?

1027
01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,240
To be perfectly honest,
I haven't the faintest idea.

1028
01:04:09,720 --> 01:04:12,280
But it's your home.
It's your community.

1029
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:15,560
Doesn't that matter?

1030
01:04:15,640 --> 01:04:16,720
No.

1031
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:21,080
You're a dark horse.

1032
01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,120
Have you noticed how few men of
my age there are in this village?

1033
01:04:28,960 --> 01:04:31,800
Fourteen years ago, we all
took the King's shilling.

1034
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,800
We all signed up together.

1035
01:04:35,280 --> 01:04:36,400
My brother,

1036
01:04:37,360 --> 01:04:38,440
friends,

1037
01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,320
staff,

1038
01:04:41,560 --> 01:04:45,960
all hunkered down in the
front row of the Great War.

1039
01:04:47,640 --> 01:04:50,880
I thought they kept majors
safely behind desks.

1040
01:04:51,320 --> 01:04:53,200
Promotion for surviving.

1041
01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,480
As captain, it was my job to
get them all out of the trenches.

1042
01:04:59,880 --> 01:05:03,800
Within the first four minutes
of our first charge,

1043
01:05:06,160 --> 01:05:07,760
20, 000 men died.

1044
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,560
In Thorverton,
down the road here,

1045
01:05:17,200 --> 01:05:19,200
they were stationed in Morocco.

1046
01:05:20,680 --> 01:05:22,560
Their captain brought them
all home.

1047
01:05:29,160 --> 01:05:30,960
I didn't bring
a single man back.

1048
01:05:33,000 --> 01:05:34,480
This whole village died.

1049
01:05:36,360 --> 01:05:38,680
I think there's a glimmer
of life in you yet.

1050
01:05:39,600 --> 01:05:43,120
Well, if there is, it has no time for
pet cemeteries and Japanese lanterns.

1051
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:46,240
Why did you come back?

1052
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:48,360
I had no choice.

1053
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,240
She came for you.

1054
01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,000
Why the lie?

1055
01:06:10,560 --> 01:06:13,000
She thought "wandering
home" sounded better.

1056
01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,200
And, to be perfectly frank,
I no longer cared.

1057
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:25,960
I hate new games.

1058
01:06:26,040 --> 01:06:29,120
There are too many balls.
I can't sink anything.

1059
01:06:29,200 --> 01:06:31,840
Sink some gin, Sausage Fingers.

1060
01:06:32,160 --> 01:06:33,240
I never, ever win.

1061
01:06:33,320 --> 01:06:35,400
Oh! Well done!

1062
01:06:42,080 --> 01:06:44,200
Stop sucking it.
Come and help.

1063
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,320
Come on, Pops.

1064
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:47,480
All right, missy, hold your horses.

1065
01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:51,240
All right.
Clear the decks, puppies.

1066
01:06:51,760 --> 01:06:52,880
May I?

1067
01:07:00,680 --> 01:07:02,200
I was hoping to have a word.

1068
01:07:03,320 --> 01:07:07,280
We're accentuating the positive today. I
really don't have a mind for anything else.

1069
01:07:07,360 --> 01:07:09,440
Of course. Of course.

1070
01:07:11,000 --> 01:07:13,440
I know you're under
considerable stress.

1071
01:07:15,560 --> 01:07:16,800
Regarding what?

1072
01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:21,960
Lord Hurst's kind offer
to buy into your property.

1073
01:07:22,440 --> 01:07:26,880
The realtor I'm dealing with in
London also specializes in subdivision.

1074
01:07:27,200 --> 01:07:30,880
Perhaps he could help
negotiate a premium price.

1075
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:34,320
Thank you, but really, this
is of no concern of yours.

1076
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:36,160
Of course it is a concern.

1077
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,240
I am a member of this family
now, and I'd like to help.

1078
01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:42,400
And this is your
interpretation of help, is it?

1079
01:07:42,640 --> 01:07:45,480
Carving up our heritage and selling
it off to the highest bidder?

1080
01:07:45,960 --> 01:07:48,480
Well, coming from a country no older
than the chair you are sitting in,

1081
01:07:48,560 --> 01:07:50,560
it seems a very
practical solution.

1082
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:53,560
Just forget the seven
generations of people

1083
01:07:53,640 --> 01:07:57,160
who have devoted their entire
lives to farming this land.

1084
01:07:57,600 --> 01:08:00,640
Get someone else to do it,
with a machine, no less.

1085
01:08:01,880 --> 01:08:03,480
Who do you think you are?

1086
01:08:05,160 --> 01:08:09,040
Swinging your wherewithal
like a cat on heat.

1087
01:08:10,320 --> 01:08:14,160
Now, if you really want to
be of assistance, Larita,

1088
01:08:14,600 --> 01:08:16,680
I think you know
what's required.

1089
01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:19,840
Right.

1090
01:08:21,000 --> 01:08:24,800
I think it's time an expert
showed you how this game is played.

1091
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:26,200
Watch it.

1092
01:08:26,960 --> 01:08:29,760
Bravo!
Bravo!

1093
01:08:29,840 --> 01:08:33,680
What a sportswoman, I must
say. Can you imagine? Fantastic.

1094
01:08:36,440 --> 01:08:37,880
Lari, you're confusing me.

1095
01:08:38,000 --> 01:08:39,520
I'm feeling trapped, John.

1096
01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:41,120
I don't understand.

1097
01:08:41,200 --> 01:08:44,400
It's this house! It has an
air of doom hanging over it,

1098
01:08:44,480 --> 01:08:47,040
and I can barely stand
the weight much longer.

1099
01:08:53,600 --> 01:08:55,680
The answer is to
go abroad again.

1100
01:08:56,400 --> 01:08:57,520
Not yet.

1101
01:08:58,880 --> 01:09:00,960
This is my life for now,
you know that.

1102
01:09:01,120 --> 01:09:02,960
And what part do I play in it?

1103
01:09:03,040 --> 01:09:04,400
Do you have to be so loud?

1104
01:09:04,480 --> 01:09:07,320
Of course I do.
I'm American.

1105
01:09:13,440 --> 01:09:17,600
What is the use of bickering like
this? It doesn't lead anywhere.

1106
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:20,400
You never know. It might
lead to a natural end.

1107
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:23,760
Do you want it to?

1108
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:27,080
Do you?

1109
01:09:28,000 --> 01:09:29,120
No!

1110
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:33,160
I just want some
peace and quiet.

1111
01:09:33,480 --> 01:09:36,080
You're far too young
to make a remark like that.

1112
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:38,240
I can't help my age...

1113
01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,160
Grandma.

1114
01:09:44,760 --> 01:09:47,520
Look, I'm sorry that I
leave you alone so much.

1115
01:09:48,800 --> 01:09:50,120
Honestly, I'm sorry.

1116
01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:55,760
Good. Then let's do
something about it.

1117
01:10:01,520 --> 01:10:03,400
Why are we driving so fast?

1118
01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,160
The thrill of escape.

1119
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:14,080
You're looking very game
today, fairest game in the land.

1120
01:10:16,280 --> 01:10:17,680
A penny for your thoughts?

1121
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:20,040
It's more than pennies,
I'm afraid, Pinkie.

1122
01:10:20,760 --> 01:10:23,160
I don't think I can afford
the party this year.

1123
01:10:23,280 --> 01:10:24,720
But the Japanese lanterns!

1124
01:10:24,800 --> 01:10:25,880
No, canceled.

1125
01:10:25,960 --> 01:10:28,800
Had to choose, Japanese
lanterns or the maid.

1126
01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:31,560
No, you're not getting out
of it that easily, my dear.

1127
01:10:31,640 --> 01:10:34,360
My offer of cellar
and staff still stands.

1128
01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,720
It wouldn't be Christmas
without your knees-up.

1129
01:10:49,000 --> 01:10:51,880
This is the first piece of
clarity I've had since arriving.

1130
01:10:57,680 --> 01:11:00,040
Why can't we live in
moments like these forever?

1131
01:11:01,560 --> 01:11:02,840
Why?

1132
01:11:03,480 --> 01:11:06,160
Because you've stopped
loving me, my darling.

1133
01:11:06,960 --> 01:11:08,800
How can you say that?

1134
01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,840
Oh, I just open my mouth
and the words come out.

1135
01:11:13,120 --> 01:11:15,360
Then let's make a fresh start.

1136
01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:33,520
There are so many things
I need to tell you about me.

1137
01:11:34,280 --> 01:11:35,560
Hard things.

1138
01:11:35,640 --> 01:11:37,120
I don't care.

1139
01:11:37,320 --> 01:11:38,600
I do.

1140
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:44,040
It doesn't matter.
I trust you absolutely.

1141
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:49,480
I see you again

1142
01:11:49,760 --> 01:11:53,880
Whenever spring
breaks through again

1143
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,400
Come on.

1144
01:11:56,720 --> 01:12:00,640
Time may lie heavy between

1145
01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:07,240
But what has been
is past forgetting

1146
01:12:10,720 --> 01:12:12,120
Stop.

1147
01:12:13,760 --> 01:12:20,240
Throughout my life
will come to me

1148
01:12:20,320 --> 01:12:23,600
Though the world
may go awry

1149
01:12:27,440 --> 01:12:28,520
Shot!

1150
01:12:36,920 --> 01:12:38,600
John!

1151
01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:42,960
Top hole!

1152
01:12:43,040 --> 01:12:44,080
Oh!

1153
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,520
I can't decide which is worse,

1154
01:12:46,560 --> 01:12:48,880
the idea that you had to sneak
outside to get some privacy

1155
01:12:48,960 --> 01:12:50,920
or that you were
caught by Veronica.

1156
01:12:51,440 --> 01:12:52,640
Who's Veronica?

1157
01:12:53,440 --> 01:12:55,680
I am. It's my name.

1158
01:12:59,000 --> 01:13:00,440
I fail to see
the humor in it, Jim.

1159
01:13:00,560 --> 01:13:02,040
No, darling, you know,
you're quite right.

1160
01:13:02,120 --> 01:13:04,000
I can certainly see
the serious implications.

1161
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:05,800
It's really not
a laughing matter.

1162
01:13:05,880 --> 01:13:08,200
It's only a laughing matter.

1163
01:13:08,320 --> 01:13:12,120
Indecent exposure is
illegal, even in America.

1164
01:13:12,360 --> 01:13:13,560
No... Yeah.

1165
01:13:13,640 --> 01:13:16,680
You're right. And we're very,
very sorry. Aren't we, Lari?

1166
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:18,480
Well, no. I'm not.

1167
01:13:18,800 --> 01:13:20,160
This is my husband.

1168
01:13:20,240 --> 01:13:21,440
And this is my home!

1169
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,880
Well, maybe it's time for the
young ones to fly the nest.

1170
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,240
Certainly not.

1171
01:13:25,920 --> 01:13:27,880
They will stay put
and brazen this out.

1172
01:13:27,960 --> 01:13:31,080
And you can get that ghastly
painting out of my house.

1173
01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:34,080
We do not need any more
reminders of your easy virtue.

1174
01:13:40,880 --> 01:13:41,880
No!

1175
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,800
Help me, Jack.
Right.

1176
01:13:44,440 --> 01:13:46,080
Excited, Furber?
Overwhelmed, sir.

1177
01:13:46,160 --> 01:13:48,120
Jolly good!
Miss Hilda.

1178
01:13:48,440 --> 01:13:51,840
Uncle George.
How explosive!

1179
01:13:52,000 --> 01:13:54,560
Furber, I recognize
that as asparagus.

1180
01:13:54,640 --> 01:13:56,080
Correct, madam.

1181
01:13:56,480 --> 01:13:57,680
Ha!

1182
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:00,120
I pity poor Panda.
Oh, what is it now?

1183
01:14:00,200 --> 01:14:01,200
Read.

1184
01:14:01,680 --> 01:14:03,480
The Detroit News.

1185
01:14:03,560 --> 01:14:05,520
Uncle George is a super sleuth!

1186
01:14:05,600 --> 01:14:08,800
Collecting old newspapers is the
last refuge of a truly boring man.

1187
01:14:08,920 --> 01:14:13,040
Boring? Far from it. It was a scandal!

1188
01:14:13,360 --> 01:14:16,160
Wasn't it, Mrs. Morley?

1189
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:20,640
Mrs. Tom Morley
of Detroit, Michigan.

1190
01:14:20,720 --> 01:14:22,360
Don't be grotesque, Hilda.

1191
01:14:24,000 --> 01:14:27,000
I suppose I'd better finish my
meal before it wilts entirely.

1192
01:14:27,080 --> 01:14:28,320
Any dressing?

1193
01:14:28,480 --> 01:14:30,120
Oh, I am genuinely shocked.

1194
01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,920
No, thanks, I always
end up wearing it.

1195
01:14:32,000 --> 01:14:33,320
We've been hoodwinked!

1196
01:14:33,400 --> 01:14:35,160
Mmm. Especially that
runny vinaigrette.

1197
01:14:35,280 --> 01:14:36,360
Fire and brimstone!

1198
01:14:36,440 --> 01:14:37,840
Mayonnaise has more ballast.

1199
01:14:37,920 --> 01:14:40,960
Will you stop this insulting
behavior immediately?

1200
01:14:44,560 --> 01:14:46,000
Hmm.

1201
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:49,960
I always hated that
photo of myself.

1202
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,000
Of everything
I've ever expected,

1203
01:14:52,080 --> 01:14:54,080
nothing could have
prepared me for this.

1204
01:14:54,160 --> 01:14:55,405
Prepared you for what?

1205
01:14:55,440 --> 01:14:57,840
She was charged with
murder. I was acquitted.

1206
01:14:57,920 --> 01:14:59,360
And that's consolation?

1207
01:14:59,440 --> 01:15:00,720
I told you my husband died.

1208
01:15:00,800 --> 01:15:04,840
Yes, but you didn't tell us how,
did you? Does John know about this?

1209
01:15:05,120 --> 01:15:06,640
Oh, I see.

1210
01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:07,720
It's no concern of ours.

1211
01:15:07,800 --> 01:15:10,240
Father! Really!

1212
01:15:10,600 --> 01:15:13,240
Yes, and after Hilda went through
all that trouble digging it up.

1213
01:15:13,360 --> 01:15:15,880
In fact, I'm going outside for a
cigarette. Would you care to join me?

1214
01:15:15,960 --> 01:15:18,520
Thank you, Jim,
don't mind if I do.

1215
01:15:20,840 --> 01:15:22,280
No concern?

1216
01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:29,360
The pack's closing.

1217
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:33,600
This woman has taken
advantage of our son.

1218
01:15:33,680 --> 01:15:35,360
He'd never have married her
if he'd known the truth.

1219
01:15:35,440 --> 01:15:36,480
You know that, do you?

1220
01:15:36,560 --> 01:15:38,480
I suppose you would have
preferred we had an affair?

1221
01:15:38,560 --> 01:15:40,040
Well, I think it would
have been more appropriate!

1222
01:15:40,120 --> 01:15:41,120
Mother!

1223
01:15:41,200 --> 01:15:43,760
Unfortunately, I agree with you!

1224
01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,960
Oh, it's easy
to talk like this now.

1225
01:15:46,040 --> 01:15:48,120
It isn't easy.
It's heartbreaking.

1226
01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:50,160
I love John,
but it's not blind love.

1227
01:15:51,480 --> 01:15:54,480
Marion, does that sound
indicate contempt or asthma?

1228
01:15:54,560 --> 01:15:56,880
You can't palm us off
like that, Mrs. Morley.

1229
01:15:56,960 --> 01:15:58,000
This is your doing, child.

1230
01:15:58,080 --> 01:15:59,280
You're a bigger fool
than you look.

1231
01:15:59,360 --> 01:16:01,240
Larita is your type,
isn't she, Father?

1232
01:16:01,320 --> 01:16:03,040
That is the nicest thing
any of you have ever said.

1233
01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:04,240
God forgive you.

1234
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,480
Hello, are we having a picnic?

1235
01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:09,440
John,

1236
01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:14,120
I think your wife better unveil
this one herself. Don't you, Larita?

1237
01:16:17,680 --> 01:16:19,000
Before we met,

1238
01:16:20,480 --> 01:16:23,440
I was involved in a court case
over the death of my husband.

1239
01:16:24,520 --> 01:16:27,480
It was seedy and stressful,

1240
01:16:27,840 --> 01:16:29,920
but since I was found innocent,

1241
01:16:30,000 --> 01:16:33,320
I didn't think it necessary
to burden you with the details.

1242
01:16:33,600 --> 01:16:34,800
Innocent?

1243
01:16:35,080 --> 01:16:37,880
She was responsible
for a man killing himself!

1244
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,800
The verdict was suicide, but
that's not where it started.

1245
01:16:42,040 --> 01:16:43,960
I thought it was cancer.

1246
01:16:44,040 --> 01:16:45,440
It was.

1247
01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,040
But he was so desperately sick.

1248
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,600
If you would have known him, you would
have understood how forgivable it was.

1249
01:16:51,680 --> 01:16:53,120
It's not as if
she poisoned him herself.

1250
01:16:53,200 --> 01:16:54,360
Well, that's what everyone thinks.

1251
01:16:54,480 --> 01:16:56,760
She's a black widow. I pity you, Marion.

1252
01:16:56,880 --> 01:16:59,200
Really?
Well, I won't let you!

1253
01:16:59,280 --> 01:17:00,280
Right, that's it!

1254
01:17:00,360 --> 01:17:02,280
You have a dance to organize,
I suggest you all get to it.

1255
01:17:02,440 --> 01:17:04,280
Now, go on! Now!

1256
01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:11,320
Hilda! Come on, inside!

1257
01:17:14,320 --> 01:17:15,480
John.

1258
01:17:41,440 --> 01:17:44,000
Are you crying because
you're angry or ashamed?

1259
01:17:46,440 --> 01:17:47,920
Neither.

1260
01:17:49,840 --> 01:17:54,200
Coming here has been the most
demoralizing experience of my life.

1261
01:17:59,800 --> 01:18:01,400
Why didn't you tell me?

1262
01:18:03,320 --> 01:18:05,360
I wanted to, everything
just happened so fast.

1263
01:18:05,440 --> 01:18:06,960
That's not good enough.

1264
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,880
I tried to, several times,

1265
01:18:13,800 --> 01:18:17,600
but you trusted me
"absolutely."

1266
01:18:19,840 --> 01:18:23,520
And you saw the field day those
fatuous hypocrites made of it.

1267
01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:25,720
Larita, please remember
they're my family.

1268
01:18:25,800 --> 01:18:28,280
I shouldn't think of them
at all if they weren't.

1269
01:18:28,640 --> 01:18:29,760
Still,

1270
01:18:31,440 --> 01:18:33,240
you should have told me.

1271
01:18:34,800 --> 01:18:36,640
You should have loved me more.

1272
01:18:38,920 --> 01:18:40,960
I couldn't love you any more.

1273
01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:43,440
You should have loved me better.

1274
01:18:46,720 --> 01:18:48,760
I don't understand you, Larita.

1275
01:18:51,240 --> 01:18:52,920
I don't understand you at all.

1276
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,200
Are you all left feet?

1277
01:19:19,640 --> 01:19:21,800
Dancing with you is like
trying to move a piano.

1278
01:19:21,880 --> 01:19:22,920
Ow!

1279
01:19:23,920 --> 01:19:26,080
I wonder what the
American will be wearing?

1280
01:19:26,160 --> 01:19:28,440
Or who she'll be poisoning.

1281
01:19:31,440 --> 01:19:34,280
Do you like long moonlit walks?

1282
01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:37,040
Only when taken by
people who annoy me.

1283
01:19:37,400 --> 01:19:41,600
You've got me all to yourself, Phillip.
Larita's upstairs with a headache.

1284
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:44,840
And which little fool,
pray tell, gave her that?

1285
01:20:02,480 --> 01:20:04,520
Do you think you ought to go
and see if Larita is coping?

1286
01:20:04,600 --> 01:20:06,360
I already have. She's fine.

1287
01:20:06,440 --> 01:20:08,520
It's been a very trying day
for her, John.

1288
01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:11,320
Go and escort your wife down.

1289
01:20:11,400 --> 01:20:12,680
No, I wouldn't worry.

1290
01:20:12,880 --> 01:20:15,640
You know my wife, she'll make
an entrance when she's ready.

1291
01:20:21,840 --> 01:20:23,240
Come in.

1292
01:20:26,320 --> 01:20:28,280
Quickly, you'll blow my cover.

1293
01:20:37,240 --> 01:20:38,760
Why are you sitting in the dark?

1294
01:20:39,920 --> 01:20:41,000
Watching.

1295
01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:46,920
People are so universally
similar when their guard is down.

1296
01:20:53,280 --> 01:20:56,200
It seems they are universally similar
when their guard is up, as well.

1297
01:21:00,440 --> 01:21:01,600
May I?

1298
01:21:04,120 --> 01:21:06,280
Thank you for being
gallant today.

1299
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,680
You are damn cool in a crisis.

1300
01:21:09,840 --> 01:21:12,320
The judge at my trial
said something similar.

1301
01:21:15,120 --> 01:21:16,520
Why did you do it?

1302
01:21:19,760 --> 01:21:21,280
Why did you marry John?

1303
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:27,280
My first husband was older,
and his end was messy.

1304
01:21:29,480 --> 01:21:31,360
Long afterwards this

1305
01:21:33,320 --> 01:21:36,680
boy, this pure boy

1306
01:21:37,720 --> 01:21:40,320
arrived fresh and unblemished.

1307
01:21:43,200 --> 01:21:46,160
I married him because any
other relationship seemed

1308
01:21:47,360 --> 01:21:49,720
cheap and squalid.

1309
01:21:52,000 --> 01:21:56,080
My first marriage cost me my youth,
and here I am stealing someone else's.

1310
01:21:58,840 --> 01:22:00,120
What will you do?

1311
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:04,000
The best I can.

1312
01:22:11,320 --> 01:22:12,960
Davis, thank you.

1313
01:22:13,840 --> 01:22:14,960
And thank you, Pinkie.

1314
01:22:15,040 --> 01:22:16,760
No, not at all, my dear.

1315
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:18,760
Just look at this turnout.

1316
01:22:18,840 --> 01:22:23,840
Hmm. They've only come for a repeat
performance of the Cincinnati succubus.

1317
01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,440
May I have the pleasure?

1318
01:23:01,240 --> 01:23:02,240
Look.

1319
01:23:21,240 --> 01:23:23,240
Tango, please.
Certainly.

1320
01:23:23,440 --> 01:23:25,640
Tango.
Tango.

1321
01:23:32,600 --> 01:23:34,080
Dance with me, John.

1322
01:23:36,840 --> 01:23:38,280
Lari, don't.

1323
01:23:39,280 --> 01:23:42,440
Please, dance with me.

1324
01:24:24,600 --> 01:24:26,320
That was very gallant.

1325
01:25:18,200 --> 01:25:19,960
You've got to stop them, Mother.

1326
01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:21,280
No, I don't.

1327
01:26:00,280 --> 01:26:03,840
Marvelous.
Marvelous.

1328
01:26:05,400 --> 01:26:10,880
Straight from the bordellos of Buenos
Aires to the Hippodrome of London, maestro.

1329
01:26:11,080 --> 01:26:12,360
Take it away.

1330
01:26:13,600 --> 01:26:16,720
Jim, this is the end.

1331
01:26:28,160 --> 01:26:29,920
Congratulations, madam.

1332
01:26:30,240 --> 01:26:31,680
Have you been drinking, Furber?

1333
01:26:31,760 --> 01:26:33,640
Yes, madam. Prodigiously.

1334
01:26:33,720 --> 01:26:35,320
You are full of surprises.

1335
01:26:35,400 --> 01:26:38,080
Yes, madam.
I was even arrested once.

1336
01:26:38,600 --> 01:26:40,040
What for?

1337
01:26:40,120 --> 01:26:41,360
Bigamy.

1338
01:26:49,440 --> 01:26:51,960
Ah, there you are, Pinkie. I've found you.

1339
01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,760
Larita, where are you going?

1340
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:08,040
Away, Sarah, for John's sake.

1341
01:27:08,120 --> 01:27:09,440
Far, far away.

1342
01:27:11,160 --> 01:27:13,160
Is there anything I can do?

1343
01:27:13,400 --> 01:27:14,760
You can look after him.

1344
01:27:16,000 --> 01:27:19,800
Women like me are tiresome
in love. We expect too much.

1345
01:27:21,600 --> 01:27:22,840
Marry John.

1346
01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:27,240
It's the way things always should have
been. I'm just so sorry I got in the way.

1347
01:27:28,880 --> 01:27:30,480
You love him that much?

1348
01:27:36,760 --> 01:27:38,680
Go. I'll cover for you.

1349
01:27:39,000 --> 01:27:40,240
Sweet Sarah.

1350
01:27:40,320 --> 01:27:43,640
I'm so glad you've
recovered from your headache.

1351
01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:47,560
Please don't build any convenient
social lies on my behalf.

1352
01:27:47,640 --> 01:27:48,760
Oh, I say, Mother is only...

1353
01:27:48,840 --> 01:27:50,920
Fighting to keep
the charade alive?

1354
01:27:52,400 --> 01:27:55,320
You've shown tremendous fortitude
holding this family together, Veronica,

1355
01:27:55,400 --> 01:27:56,920
and I can respect that.

1356
01:27:57,400 --> 01:28:02,120
But what I can't respect is the manipulative
road you've chosen to maintain control.

1357
01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:05,800
This war is over.
Move on.

1358
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:08,240
Move on.
Oh, how convenient.

1359
01:28:08,320 --> 01:28:12,400
Oh, wake up, Marion.
Edgar's not coming back.

1360
01:28:12,760 --> 01:28:15,080
And that ring isn't stuck, you are.

1361
01:28:15,160 --> 01:28:18,880
And, Hilda, you've got such promise,
yet you're squandering it on malice.

1362
01:28:20,080 --> 01:28:23,600
My advice to both
you girls? Run.

1363
01:28:24,960 --> 01:28:26,880
Go see the world
through your own eyes.

1364
01:28:28,320 --> 01:28:31,960
So speaks the siren, leading
the sailors to their death.

1365
01:28:32,040 --> 01:28:34,240
Well, at least I'm not Medusa,
turning them to stone.

1366
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,520
Get out!

1367
01:28:36,600 --> 01:28:37,720
Larita?
Fine.

1368
01:28:38,760 --> 01:28:41,560
Lari? Lari, don't go.

1369
01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:45,040
John, I have to.
I can't live here.

1370
01:28:45,120 --> 01:28:46,600
Nothing can.

1371
01:28:47,680 --> 01:28:50,720
But you're my wife,
and I love you.

1372
01:28:52,120 --> 01:28:53,840
Oh, John, my darling.

1373
01:28:56,320 --> 01:28:58,400
You don't know what love is.

1374
01:28:58,920 --> 01:29:03,280
You have no idea what it
means to love someone so much

1375
01:29:03,360 --> 01:29:05,760
that you will do
anything for them.

1376
01:29:10,000 --> 01:29:12,840
Even inject them with poison

1377
01:29:12,920 --> 01:29:15,360
when they're too feeble
to do it for themselves.

1378
01:29:22,160 --> 01:29:25,560
I don't believe that you could
have ever loved me like that.

1379
01:29:34,360 --> 01:29:36,120
Oh, John, let her go.

1380
01:29:38,680 --> 01:29:40,040
Let her go.

1381
01:29:40,120 --> 01:29:44,200
Off into the sunset to inject
another family with her poison.

1382
01:29:44,480 --> 01:29:46,240
Mother.
Go on, off you go.

1383
01:29:46,320 --> 01:29:49,360
Before your past
catches up with you, again!

1384
01:29:49,440 --> 01:29:50,600
Mother!

1385
01:29:54,280 --> 01:29:55,600
You evil...

1386
01:29:55,680 --> 01:29:58,240
Mother! Shut up!

1387
01:30:01,400 --> 01:30:03,400
They are predicting
warmer weather, madam.

1388
01:30:03,480 --> 01:30:06,480
Yes, Furber, I believe
they are. Thank you.

1389
01:30:12,160 --> 01:30:13,480
Very generous.

1390
01:30:14,920 --> 01:30:17,080
There's something special
in there for Jackson.

1391
01:30:17,200 --> 01:30:19,080
Please make sure he gets it. Of course.

1392
01:30:19,160 --> 01:30:20,720
Where will Madam be staying?

1393
01:30:22,080 --> 01:30:23,400
Who knows?

1394
01:30:24,320 --> 01:30:25,720
Good luck.

1395
01:30:27,280 --> 01:30:28,960
And you, Furber.

1396
01:30:29,920 --> 01:30:32,320
Would you forward the
painting please, Furber?

1397
01:30:32,600 --> 01:30:34,600
To where, sir?

1398
01:30:41,360 --> 01:30:44,320
I shall enjoy passing
on the good news, sir.

1399
01:30:48,360 --> 01:30:49,440
Well, my dear,

1400
01:30:49,520 --> 01:30:54,000
when the going gets tough,
the tough get going.

1401
01:30:54,880 --> 01:30:57,200
I've got something
to tell you

1402
01:30:57,280 --> 01:30:59,440
Really?

1403
01:30:59,520 --> 01:31:01,400
I've got something to say

1404
01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:02,680
I'm all ears.

1405
01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:07,680
I'm going to put
these wheels in motion

1406
01:31:07,760 --> 01:31:11,840
And let nothing
stand in my way

1407
01:31:13,480 --> 01:31:17,400
Darling,
I'll climb any mountain

1408
01:31:17,480 --> 01:31:21,240
Darling, I'll do anything

1409
01:31:21,320 --> 01:31:24,200
When the going gets tough

1410
01:31:26,320 --> 01:31:29,040
The tough get going

1411
01:31:30,560 --> 01:31:33,440
When the going gets rough

1412
01:31:35,360 --> 01:31:38,080
The tough get rough

1413
01:31:39,960 --> 01:31:44,160
X Gonna get myself
across the river

1414
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:48,320
That's the price
that I'm willing to pay

1415
01:31:48,400 --> 01:31:53,000
I'm going to make you
stand and deliver

1416
01:31:53,080 --> 01:31:58,520
And give me love
in that old-fashioned way

1417
01:31:58,600 --> 01:32:03,160
Darling,
I'll climb any mountain

1418
01:32:03,240 --> 01:32:06,800
Darling, I'll do anything

1419
01:32:06,880 --> 01:32:10,120
Because when the going
gets tough

1420
01:32:11,720 --> 01:32:14,600
The tough get going

1421
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:18,680
When the going gets rough

1422
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:23,920
The tough get rough

1423
01:32:46,600 --> 01:32:48,280
My lords, ladies and gentlemen,

1424
01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,080
introducing
the Easy Virtue Orchestra.

1425
01:32:53,600 --> 01:32:57,160
On piano,
the honorable James Watson.

1426
01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:03,960
On the bass, Thomas
"The Bass Engine" Mason.

1427
01:33:07,640 --> 01:33:09,800
On the euphonium, Oren Marshall.

1428
01:33:12,600 --> 01:33:14,240
Christopher Webster, trombone.

1429
01:33:16,120 --> 01:33:21,080
Drums, Mr. David Rowntree
and Benjamin Bryant.

1430
01:33:24,680 --> 01:33:26,840
On the ukulele, Paul Woollard.

1431
01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:31,680
On the guitar,
Christopher Montague.

1432
01:33:34,320 --> 01:33:36,640
On the washboard, Jason Boshoff.

1433
01:33:38,520 --> 01:33:42,520
Saxophones, Mike "The Maestro"
Smith and Samuel Frank.

1434
01:33:47,280 --> 01:33:51,080
On clarinets, Christopher
Caldwell and Bradley Grant.

1435
01:33:55,360 --> 01:33:58,560
On the trumpets, Gerard
Presencer and Christopher Storr.

1436
01:34:04,200 --> 01:34:07,840
On strings, Sophie Solomon,
Perry Montague-Mason,

1437
01:34:07,920 --> 01:34:11,600
Emlyn Singleton, Boguslaw Kostecki,
Peter Lale, David Daniels and Jo Knight.

1438
01:34:12,760 --> 01:34:14,320
Thank you.

1439
01:34:15,400 --> 01:34:17,680
And on the saw, David Coulter.

1440
01:34:19,680 --> 01:34:22,760
On the bandoneon,
Ian "Tango Man" Watson.

1441
01:34:25,920 --> 01:34:29,280
And on the oboe, Katherine
"St-John-St-John" St. John.

1442
01:34:31,200 --> 01:34:34,680
Thanks, Kate. On the slide
whistle, Stephan Elliott.

1443
01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:37,640
Michelle de Vries
on the cymbals,

1444
01:34:38,760 --> 01:34:40,280
Barnaby Thompson on spoons.

1445
01:34:42,200 --> 01:34:44,080
Tristram Penna, gramophone.

1446
01:34:45,400 --> 01:34:46,400
Thanks, Tris.

1447
01:34:46,480 --> 01:34:49,600
And on the banjo,
Benedict de Vries.

1448
01:34:52,280 --> 01:34:54,760
Ladies and gentlemen, you've
been a wonderful audience.

1449
01:34:54,840 --> 01:34:57,960
Tell your friends,
and please come back soon.

1450
01:34:58,320 --> 01:35:00,880
And remember,
keep your powder dry.

1451
01:35:04,960 --> 01:35:07,560
Good night.
Thank you all once again.

1452
01:35:10,240 --> 01:35:15,560
S I'm going to find myself
a one-way ticket

1453
01:35:15,640 --> 01:35:18,240
Nothing's going
to hold me back

1454
01:35:18,320 --> 01:35:19,480
Really?

1455
01:35:19,560 --> 01:35:24,120
Your love is like
a slow train coming

1456
01:35:24,200 --> 01:35:27,400
And I feel it coming
down the track

1457
01:35:28,680 --> 01:35:33,680
Oh, darling,
I'll climb any mountain

1458
01:35:33,760 --> 01:35:38,040
Darling, I'll do anything

1459
01:35:38,120 --> 01:35:40,600
When the going gets tough

1460
01:35:40,680 --> 01:35:42,760
When
the going gets tough

1461
01:35:42,880 --> 01:35:46,640
The tough get going

1462
01:35:46,760 --> 01:35:49,280
When the going gets rough

1463
01:35:49,360 --> 01:35:51,560
When
the going gets rough

1464
01:35:51,680 --> 01:35:56,680
The tough get rough

1465
01:35:56,760 --> 01:35:59,360
Ooh, can I touch you?

1466
01:36:00,880 --> 01:36:04,040
And do the things
that lovers do

1467
01:36:06,200 --> 01:36:09,000
Ooh, I want to hold you.

1468
01:36:10,200 --> 01:36:15,720
I've got to get it
through to you