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I gotta say, it's a little strange having
you two show up at our doorstep like this.

2
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Okay, okay. So then he says,
Tell him about the--

3
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as if he's reliving some memory,
The lust part.

4
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The part about
the lust.

5
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Looking at our priest, and
he's looking out the window,

6
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as if remembering
something long ago,

7
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says, "Of course, everyone
can lust at first sight."

8
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- "Lust at
first sight."

9
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- "Of course everyone can
lust at first sight."

10
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- Priest says it?
- Yeah.

11
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Father--
Father Whatever says,

12
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"Of course everyone can have
physical reactions."

13
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- No, he doesn't.
- Yes, he did.

14
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- "Everyone will gape at a white neck."
- He said--

15
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But he said milky.
Wha-- Fine.

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- Fine "A milky white neck."
- He didn't say white.

17
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- He said milky.
- "A milky neck."

18
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"The-The gape of a milky neck.

19
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- A beautiful lock of hair.
The pink of warm flesh."

20
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- No!

21
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- We said, "Whoa!"
- Pink?

22
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- I mean, and we're stunned.
- We were stunned.

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Stunned.

24
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- So Carlo offered him our firstborn.
- Oh, here we go.

25
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Did you or didn't you?
I had to sign this piece of paper--

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Carlo had to vow...

27
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that he would do everything in his
power to raise his kids Catholic.

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The paper said ours.
Did it?

29
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Yes. It did.

30
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It was just a paper.
It was our spine.

31
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- It was just a piece of paper.
- Whenever you're ready.

32
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Oh, thanks.
Hope everything was all right.

33
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- I got it, I got it.
- Okay. All right.

34
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Well, thank you,
Mr. Money Bags.

35
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- You are too kind.
- Best of the Midwest, my friends.

36
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You are too kind.
Thanks, guys.

37
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- Yes, yes.
- It's all fun until--

38
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Leave it to the recovering
Catholic to make things difficult.

39
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Ex-catholic, not recovering.

40
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You can't talk about religion in
front of someone. It gets weird...

41
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when you talk about religion
and all things holy--

42
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He asked us, "You two were raised Catholic.
Why not get married in a church?"

43
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- And suddenly, he gets very paternal.
- He didn't get paternal.

44
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- He was supposed--

45
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- Yes, he did. "Don't you
believe in God, young lady?"

46
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And I say, "Well, of
course, Father Whatever.

47
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Of course I
believe in God.

48
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It's not that I don't believe in him.
It's just that he's become impossible.

49
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She said this to a priest,
in that little office!

50
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I should have whipped out
my diaphragm right on his desk.

51
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Well,
that would have been really classy.

52
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What are you two smirking about?
You both were raised Catholic.

53
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The only thing Catholic left in me
is my love of the Sistine Chapel.

54
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- Well, the priest was sweet.
- He got loaded.

55
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I guess they have just as
much to stress about as the rest of us.

56
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He was a very sweet drunk.
I even danced with him.

57
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- He danced?
- Yes.

58
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Did he lick your milky neck?

59
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He put his hands on my hips.

60
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My mother couldn't
believe her eyes.

61
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Your mother laughed.
Your mother danced with him.

62
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Liddy? Liddy did not dance
with the priest, did she?

63
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<i>No, no, no. No.
Her mother danced with the priest.</i>

64
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Yeah, but my mother would,
wouldn't she?  She would.

65
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My mother did not dance with the-- Did she?

66
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Oh!
That's revolting!

67
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This sweaty, baldy priest dancing with
all these 20-something bridesmaids.

68
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Come on. I'm sweaty and
balding, and I would

69
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love to dance with
20-something bridesmaids.

70
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- Ah.
- That's nothing new, sweetheart.

71
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You're balding? Where?
Where are you balding?

72
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Where?
Where does everybody go bald?

73
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- Let me see. Show me.
- Oh, Jesus.

74
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- Ooh! Look at that!
- Ooh!

75
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It's over for you. Yeah, it's been
over for me for years. Just ask her.

76
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Oh, Joel.

77
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Reminds me of it every
night before we go to bed.

78
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The show in Denver was great.
It was great. Thanks.

79
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I'm just glad we were able
to make this layover work.

80
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Oh, my God.

81
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Wow, this is a long way from
your place in the Village. Baby!

82
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Hi!  Hello, sweetie.
How was he?

83
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Here. I gave you a little extra.

84
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That's the going rate?
Jesus, it pays not to leave the house.

85
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Say hi to your boyfriend for me.
Oh, I will.

86
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- Have a good night.
- Thank you.

87
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Are you, uh--
You okay?

88
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Oh, man, are you kidding?
Come on.

89
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This is the best day I've had in months.
You're here.

90
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Hey, hey, hey!
Speaking of drunk, balding men,

91
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this one is about to make a toast.
Oh, no. Please.

92
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Sharyl.
Come on.

93
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All right.
To the two of you...

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- Thanks, Carlo.
- and your wedding.

95
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We're sorry
to have missed it.

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Grad school.
Such dreams.

97
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Now look at us. Settled down,
starting families.

98
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It's like we're, uh,

99
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different people, um--

100
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Oh, Joel,
don't be such a drunk ham. Ha!

101
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Okay, anyway--

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To Carlo and Grace,
to the two of you.

103
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To love, success, fortune!
We love you!

104
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We think you're the best. We really,
really do. Thank you, guys.

105
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Cheers.
Mmm. Mmm.

106
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- Look at that. I love it.
- Yeah.

107
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Check this out.

108
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Hey, how many inches is this thing?

109
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Let me
show you something.

110
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It's like my wing span.

111
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- Come on, man. Easy. Easy. Put that away.
- Yeah.

112
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Wi-Fi. Instantaneous.
Clients love it.

113
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Boys with
their toys.

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Ha.

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<i>How are your photos coming?</i>

116
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- Uh, good.
- Hmm?

117
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Really good, actually.
Great.

118
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Wow.

119
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That's great.

120
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Yeah.
I have two exhibits this year.

121
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Really? Where?
Mm-hmm.

122
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Blott Gallery
and Hasselbanks.

123
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- Hasselbanks?
- Yeah, I know. Right?

124
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You should see what else they have
lined up at Hasselbanks in the spring.

125
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The Romario. The Romario retrospective.
You know his work?

126
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I can't believe that my face is gonna
be on the same brochure as Romario.

127
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- Wow.
- I'm gonna be hanging out with him.

128
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It's been a whirlwind.
Wow. Really?

129
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Well, hey,
you deserve it.

130
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You know who's helped me out?

131
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Del Piero.

132
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I haven't thought about that guy in ages.
I hated him.

133
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Come on, man.

134
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The only reason you hated him was
because he didn't like your work.

135
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Yeah, well, he loved your work,
didn't he? He did.

136
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His agent picked me up.

137
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- Wow.
- Mm-hmm.

138
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Jesus.
You're in the big time.

139
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Hey! That's me.

140
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Yeah, Joel inserted some of
his old grad school shots,

141
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so his clients still think
he's cutting edge.

142
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College tuition.
Forty bucks an hour.

143
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Oh, Jesus. Prints.
Fingerprints. Sorry.

144
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Grace,
are you still managing the restaurant?

145
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Uh-huh. Hopefully
not much longer.

146
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I think I wanna
go back to school.

147
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- Oh, really? In what?
- Probably social work.

148
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- Ah, that's honorable.
- Yeah.  Wow.

149
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Yeah, a social worker
with an art photographer.

150
00:07:04,370 --> 00:07:06,236
Debtors'
prison awaits.

151
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- Well, there are worse places to end up.
- We'll see.

152
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- I, uh-- I didn't know you were
interested in social work. - I am.

153
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But didn't you do
communications in undergrad?

154
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That was a
joke degree.

155
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- Gracie, I told you not to do that.
- Come on now, Grace.

156
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No, seriously. What?
You guys got real degrees at real schools.

157
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- I hate when you speak like that.
- Dartmouth, Wesleyan, Cornell.

158
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<i>Grace, if it's any consolation,
I learned my worst habits at Dartmouth.</i>

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Sounds great.
It's all great.

160
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I think it's a good time for us.
Yeah.

161
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Just beware of giving social
services with those legs.

162
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Don't you worry. I'm gonna
have her wear slacks.

163
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Woolen and baggy.

164
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Right? Whatever I wear,
I probably won't look attractive.

165
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- What, are you--
- No, no.

166
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But... maybe.

167
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Oh, shit! Babies?
While I go back to school.

168
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- It's just speculation.
- Are you trying?

169
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<i>We're not not trying.</i>

170
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- Remember when we used to do that?
- Excuse me?

171
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Remember when we, uh--
When we what?

172
00:08:01,627 --> 00:08:04,728
<i>When we speculated.</i>

173
00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:07,464
And you, Sharyl?

174
00:08:09,100 --> 00:08:12,235
Sharyl?
Working or-- Me? What?

175
00:08:12,237 --> 00:08:14,037
Are you working or--

176
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No, I'm with
the baby for now.

177
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Are you enjoying it?

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Mmm.
Love it.

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Well, uh, good.
That's good.

180
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Oh.

181
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Ooh. Sorry.

182
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I'll be right back.

183
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Give him the, uh,
Chubby Snubby.

184
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- It's a brown bear. He loves it.
- I know he loves it.

185
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- I was talking to them.
- What?

186
00:08:37,029 --> 00:08:39,029
- I was talking to them!
- What? I can't hear you!

187
00:08:39,031 --> 00:08:42,733
<i>- I was talking to them!</i>

188
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Sorry.

189
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<i>I introduced the Chubby Snubby to him.</i>

190
00:08:47,773 --> 00:08:51,341
<i>- No! I bought it, actually.
- You bought it and threw it at him.</i>

191
00:08:51,343 --> 00:08:52,532
I've actually played
with him with the bear.

192
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Are they being
serious?

193
00:08:53,746 --> 00:08:55,345
And besides, Joel--

194
00:09:00,218 --> 00:09:02,953
Chubby Snubby is dead.

195
00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:17,634
Eh. He'll cry
himself to sleep.

196
00:09:22,807 --> 00:09:25,308
Ah, mom-in-law. Yay!

197
00:09:25,310 --> 00:09:27,344
- Hello.
- What exactly did you mean by that?

198
00:09:27,346 --> 00:09:30,013
We just have some friends over.
Excuse me. What-What do you mean?

199
00:09:30,015 --> 00:09:31,915
No, of course we're not bothered.
Is he dead? Since when?

200
00:09:31,917 --> 00:09:33,950
Shh.
Since when--

201
00:09:33,952 --> 00:09:35,952
Since when is he dead?
I do have to go, Mom.

202
00:09:35,954 --> 00:09:39,823
Joel, easy, easy. I think this dead teddy
bear thing is really upsetting you.

203
00:09:39,825 --> 00:09:41,625
<i>Take the phone.
Sharyl?</i>

204
00:09:41,627 --> 00:09:43,493
You killed his Chubby Snubby?
Huh? Yes.

205
00:09:43,495 --> 00:09:47,531
<i>I ate his Chubby Snubby.
Now take the phone.</i>

206
00:09:47,533 --> 00:09:51,635
What? No, the Chubby Snubby.
The one with the bow in its hair.

207
00:09:51,637 --> 00:09:53,276
We took the bear to the
Salvation Army, Mom.

208
00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:54,938
We said bye-bye
to it.

209
00:09:54,940 --> 00:09:57,507
- The Chubby Snubby was fine.
- You had a Chubby Snubby.

210
00:09:57,509 --> 00:09:59,142
No, what was the thing called?

211
00:09:59,144 --> 00:10:01,545
What was the thing called, Mom?
It was a--

212
00:10:01,547 --> 00:10:03,013
"Bing Bing."
Right. Yes.

213
00:10:03,015 --> 00:10:05,182
- Bing Bing!
- Bing Bing.

214
00:10:05,184 --> 00:10:07,784
It had a little bell. Ask her if
she still has Bing Bing somewhere.

215
00:10:07,786 --> 00:10:10,120
Wait. Shh, shh, shh.
We made the name up, Mom. Sharyl. Sharyl.

216
00:10:10,122 --> 00:10:12,823
Ask her if she still has Bing Bing.
Can I talk?

217
00:10:12,825 --> 00:10:14,558
Ask if she still has Bing Bing somewhere.
Shh!

218
00:10:14,560 --> 00:10:16,059
Ask. Ask her.

219
00:10:16,061 --> 00:10:18,361
Do you still have his
Bing Bing somewhere?

220
00:10:18,363 --> 00:10:20,230
Did you have
a Bing Bing?

221
00:10:20,232 --> 00:10:24,301
Of course she still has
your Bing-- Oh! What?

222
00:10:24,303 --> 00:10:26,736
What? I shouldn't have
thrown the Chubby Snubby out?

223
00:10:26,738 --> 00:10:28,471
Well, thank you,
Mom!

224
00:10:28,473 --> 00:10:32,108
- Will you deal with her?
- I don't feel like talking to Mom.

225
00:10:34,947 --> 00:10:36,913
Okay.

226
00:10:38,049 --> 00:10:40,951
<i>Sharyl?</i>

227
00:10:45,824 --> 00:10:50,627
Hi, Mom. Yeah, um, I can't talk right now.
Can I call you back?

228
00:10:50,629 --> 00:10:52,929
Thanks. Bye.

229
00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,867
So you killed his Chubby Snubby?

230
00:10:56,869 --> 00:10:59,336
Shut up with the goddamn Chubby Snubby.

231
00:11:00,371 --> 00:11:02,339
Shut up!

232
00:11:20,424 --> 00:11:22,926
I gotta say,
it's a little strange...

233
00:11:22,928 --> 00:11:25,862
having you two show up
at our doorstep like this.

234
00:11:25,864 --> 00:11:28,431
- We didn't plan on dropping in like this.
- It was short notice.

235
00:11:28,433 --> 00:11:30,467
- I would've prepared something.
- No, no, no.

236
00:11:30,469 --> 00:11:33,570
We came to New York on this, uh,
romantic weekend.  On impulse.

237
00:11:33,572 --> 00:11:35,405
Yeah, on impulse.
We do that a lot nowadays.

238
00:11:35,407 --> 00:11:37,274
- We travel on impulse.
- That must be nice.

239
00:11:37,276 --> 00:11:39,910
See some shows.
Visit old restaurants.

240
00:11:39,912 --> 00:11:44,014
- Yes! At Le Fou. We ate there.
- We thought of you.

241
00:11:44,016 --> 00:11:48,718
- Yeah, yeah. We thought, you know?
- It was so delicious.  We just, you know--

242
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,187
Dropped in and--
Dropped in.

243
00:11:51,189 --> 00:11:52,989
- Right.
- Yeah.

244
00:11:52,991 --> 00:11:55,792
Whoa. Come in, please.
Thank you.

245
00:11:55,794 --> 00:11:57,661
Have a seat.

246
00:11:59,931 --> 00:12:02,899
We thought you guys wouldn't see us,
but-- Uh--

247
00:12:04,436 --> 00:12:06,970
We wanted to make things
better between us.

248
00:12:06,972 --> 00:12:09,506
We didn't get a Christmas card
from you the last couple of years,

249
00:12:09,508 --> 00:12:12,342
and you really haven't returned
any of my calls. I know.

250
00:12:12,344 --> 00:12:15,011
And this is the only way
we could get to see you.

251
00:12:17,448 --> 00:12:20,383
Okay, we won't
overstay our welcome.

252
00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:22,886
No, no, no. Please.
No, stay as long as you need.

253
00:12:22,888 --> 00:12:24,487
- You can sleep over.
- What?

254
00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:29,359
No. We have-- We have a
hotel room that's great.

255
00:12:29,361 --> 00:12:32,295
Kind of amazing hotel room.
We're sort of dying to get back to it.

256
00:12:32,297 --> 00:12:34,931
Oh. Okay.

257
00:12:34,933 --> 00:12:36,967
What is, uh--
What's with the cane?

258
00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,501
What is--
Is this Mr. Peanut?

259
00:12:38,503 --> 00:12:42,605
Uh, no.
I broke my leg. But it's better.

260
00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:44,040
It's getting better.
Good.

261
00:12:44,042 --> 00:12:45,976
Good.

262
00:12:45,978 --> 00:12:49,212
It's great to see you guys.

263
00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:51,414
Is it?

264
00:12:51,416 --> 00:12:56,086
- I mean, you'd think after last time.
- Come on. We all have our days.

265
00:12:56,088 --> 00:12:58,088
- Right?
- Things are--

266
00:12:58,090 --> 00:13:00,390
Things are better.

267
00:13:00,392 --> 00:13:02,058
They are.

268
00:13:04,595 --> 00:13:06,162
Ooh.

269
00:13:06,164 --> 00:13:07,998
We ordered--
No, please.

270
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:11,935
We ordered some milk shakes.
Sit down. Sit down. Put your cane back.

271
00:13:11,937 --> 00:13:14,904
Excuse me.

272
00:13:14,906 --> 00:13:18,508
Is that your limo out there?

273
00:13:18,510 --> 00:13:20,076
Oh, it's a town car.

274
00:13:20,078 --> 00:13:22,912
With a driver inside?

275
00:13:22,914 --> 00:13:26,950
It's a glorified cab really. We've-We've
been out all day. It's just so much easier.

276
00:13:26,952 --> 00:13:30,253
He's just sitting there,
waiting for you.

277
00:13:30,255 --> 00:13:33,323
You want me to invite him up?

278
00:13:34,558 --> 00:13:37,293
Okay.
Sorry about that.

279
00:13:37,295 --> 00:13:39,429
Uh, here, why don't
you guys take these.

280
00:13:39,431 --> 00:13:41,331
No, no, no.

281
00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,733
- We should avoid-- No!
- We can't--

282
00:13:43,735 --> 00:13:45,201
- I insist.
- Okay.

283
00:13:45,203 --> 00:13:48,371
Oh. I gotta get you guys some straws.
Thank you.

284
00:13:48,373 --> 00:13:50,040
Excuse me, baby.

285
00:13:50,042 --> 00:13:52,208
How much did you tip the guy?
Uh, enough.

286
00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:55,445
Here you go. One for you.
One for you.

287
00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,853
The change.

288
00:13:57,866 --> 00:14:00,283
Uh-- She's just upset that
I gave you guys our shakes.

289
00:14:00,285 --> 00:14:03,219
The change.
It's two milk shakes, baby.

290
00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:06,389
Fifty cents? Not a tip.
I rounded up to the dollar.

291
00:14:06,391 --> 00:14:09,426
- It's embarrassing.
- What am I supposed to do? Tip 30 %?

292
00:14:09,428 --> 00:14:11,327
Why be stingy over some milk shakes?
Stingy?

293
00:14:11,329 --> 00:14:14,330
Would you stop her, please?
It's kind of funny, so--

294
00:14:14,332 --> 00:14:17,167
Wait, look, he--
I'm glad we're entertaining you.

295
00:14:17,169 --> 00:14:18,868
The poor guy
makes no salary.

296
00:14:18,870 --> 00:14:21,604
He's probably an undocumented worker.
Poor guy? Whoa!

297
00:14:21,606 --> 00:14:22,928
- Look outside. It's 90 degrees.
It's like--

298
00:14:22,941 --> 00:14:24,274
- Hey, easy. Shh.

299
00:14:24,276 --> 00:14:26,609
Don't shush me!
It's sweltering. Shh.

300
00:14:26,611 --> 00:14:29,312
For your milk shakes.
And you tip him some change. Okay, okay.

301
00:14:29,314 --> 00:14:32,215
How about, I'm gonna call him back then.
Call him back, what?

302
00:14:32,217 --> 00:14:35,385
I will call him back
and order two more milk shakes.

303
00:14:35,387 --> 00:14:39,522
And tip him 20 dollars, okay?
How about that?

304
00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:41,324
Wow.
No, no, no.

305
00:14:41,326 --> 00:14:43,359
Excuse me.
No, uh-uh. No, no!

306
00:14:43,361 --> 00:14:47,163
Hi, this is--
Yes, 605 West 38th Street.

307
00:14:47,165 --> 00:14:52,368
Hello? Yes, we would like two more
milk shakes, please. Yes, two--

308
00:14:52,370 --> 00:14:55,572
Okay. Thank you very much.

309
00:14:55,574 --> 00:14:58,141
- All right?
- Now will you stop?

310
00:14:58,143 --> 00:15:00,543
What a little boy.

311
00:15:04,815 --> 00:15:09,819
I cannot believe that you guys
are here right now.

312
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:12,655
- It's tripping me out. - Can you imagine
what these two must think they're in for?

313
00:15:12,657 --> 00:15:15,825
- The next apocalypse.
- Well, to be honest--

314
00:15:15,827 --> 00:15:17,494
No, I'm mean,
we're no saints.

315
00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:19,696
We said we would never
see you again.

316
00:15:27,104 --> 00:15:29,339
- Well, didn't we?
- That's my Gracie.

317
00:15:29,341 --> 00:15:31,407
We came here tonight...

318
00:15:33,177 --> 00:15:36,980
to apologize.
Yeah.

319
00:15:36,982 --> 00:15:39,549
We-- We behaved--

320
00:15:39,551 --> 00:15:41,518
Horribly.

321
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:43,453
Yeah, you did.

322
00:15:46,123 --> 00:15:47,857
We never planned
for it to--

323
00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:49,926
for that to happen.
Look--

324
00:15:49,928 --> 00:15:51,917
Please let me finish.
We didn't want or plan

325
00:15:51,930 --> 00:15:53,930
for it to go the way
it did that night.

326
00:15:53,932 --> 00:15:55,254
Stop, stop. You guys
are our oldest friends.

327
00:15:55,267 --> 00:15:56,599
We're just
really sorry.

328
00:15:56,601 --> 00:15:58,334
Really sorry.
We're really sorry.

329
00:15:58,336 --> 00:15:59,802
Yeah.

330
00:16:04,275 --> 00:16:07,377
The shakes are delicious.
Yeah.

331
00:16:07,379 --> 00:16:09,112
- They're good. Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah.

332
00:16:09,114 --> 00:16:11,247
- We like 'em.
- We order them a lot.

333
00:16:11,249 --> 00:16:12,749
We do.

334
00:16:12,751 --> 00:16:15,351
We heard from Lucy and Mark
that you had a little baby.

335
00:16:15,353 --> 00:16:18,855
- Yes. Yeah.
- Yes. We just put him down.

336
00:16:18,857 --> 00:16:21,057
How's your little boy?

337
00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:22,725
- Forgive me. Li-Linus?
- Lucien.

338
00:16:22,727 --> 00:16:25,828
- Lucien. Lucien.
- Yeah. He's good. He's good. He's, uh--

339
00:16:25,830 --> 00:16:27,764
He's gettin' to be less and
less of a baby though.

340
00:16:27,766 --> 00:16:30,700
- He's getting big, huh?
- Yes. He's ginormous.

341
00:16:30,702 --> 00:16:33,303
He, uh-- He's with his
grandparents this week.

342
00:16:33,305 --> 00:16:36,272
We're very happy, mind you.
We finally had him baptized.

343
00:16:36,274 --> 00:16:38,775
You did?
Yep.

344
00:16:38,777 --> 00:16:42,412
We broke down. We felt
he needed to be, uh--

345
00:16:42,414 --> 00:16:44,747
I don't know.
What was the word that we-- Anchored.

346
00:16:44,749 --> 00:16:48,418
"Anchored" is the word that we used.

347
00:16:49,653 --> 00:16:52,755
Um-- But, you know,
grandparents were in tears.

348
00:16:52,757 --> 00:16:56,025
It was flowers and photos and happiness.
It was really quite moving.

349
00:16:56,027 --> 00:16:58,194
Right.
Yeah.

350
00:16:58,196 --> 00:17:01,698
And now you're, uh--
you're anchored?

351
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,968
Yeah, we even go to church
periodically. Don't we?

352
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:07,937
No, you don't.

353
00:17:09,807 --> 00:17:10,940
You do?

354
00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:14,544
About a month after
we saw you guys,

355
00:17:14,546 --> 00:17:17,113
I was working in
that guest room upstairs,

356
00:17:17,115 --> 00:17:21,417
and I was finishing up
the drywall.

357
00:17:33,231 --> 00:17:35,965
Sharyl!

358
00:17:37,034 --> 00:17:39,002
Sharyl!

359
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:42,538
I wound up in the living room for
about six months on that pullout bed,

360
00:17:42,540 --> 00:17:45,341
because I couldn't make it
up and down the stairs.

361
00:17:46,610 --> 00:17:48,578
I was living in filth
and I was drinking all the time.

362
00:17:48,580 --> 00:17:51,180
I was angry,
and Sharyl and I were fighting.

363
00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:55,251
And I--
Just one day I just, uh--

364
00:17:55,253 --> 00:17:56,919
I was so angry.

365
00:17:58,455 --> 00:18:01,024
And I just took off.

366
00:19:16,900 --> 00:19:18,401
Joel!

367
00:19:20,838 --> 00:19:22,905
Joel!

368
00:19:27,911 --> 00:19:30,446
Joel!

369
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:44,026
Well, I'm sorry.

370
00:19:44,028 --> 00:19:46,729
I'm fucking sorry.

371
00:19:46,731 --> 00:19:50,066
- It's okay.
- No.

372
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:52,769
It's okay.

373
00:19:52,771 --> 00:19:56,606
It's okay.

374
00:19:57,909 --> 00:20:03,079
"It's okay." And he kept repeating
it over and over again.

375
00:20:03,081 --> 00:20:05,481
"It's okay. It's okay."

376
00:20:05,483 --> 00:20:09,485
- And then he didn't say anything else.
- And that was it.  Wow.

377
00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:13,489
You guys aren't trying to
proselytize us right now, are you?

378
00:20:13,491 --> 00:20:16,826
- You? It would be a waste of time.
- Okay, good.

379
00:20:16,828 --> 00:20:20,229
'Cause that's the-- that's the
last thing we need right now.

380
00:20:20,231 --> 00:20:22,465
That was
the turning point.

381
00:20:22,467 --> 00:20:28,070
I went cold turkey. We both went
cold turkey with fighting, booze.

382
00:20:28,072 --> 00:20:30,039
And then
things changed for us.

383
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:33,743
Yeah.

384
00:20:33,745 --> 00:20:36,446
Oh, yeah, that's great.

385
00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:38,454
Never went back to that church.
Never even saw the priest.

386
00:20:38,467 --> 00:20:40,483
Some days I think
I dreamt it.

387
00:20:40,485 --> 00:20:42,718
Huh.
Dreamt it?

388
00:20:42,720 --> 00:20:45,321
Well, it doesn't really matter,
because it wasn't what he said.

389
00:20:45,323 --> 00:20:47,824
It was the way he said what he said.
It was his voice.

390
00:20:47,826 --> 00:20:50,960
It was like I heard
this voice from somewhere.

391
00:20:50,962 --> 00:20:52,695
- A voice?
- Huh.

392
00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:54,263
I'll always owe that man
something.

393
00:20:54,265 --> 00:20:57,967
Well,
maybe it wasn't about a man. But it was.

394
00:20:57,969 --> 00:21:00,369
Maybe you just needed
somebody to-- to listen.

395
00:21:00,371 --> 00:21:03,506
Yes, okay. Who in the end did listen?
Some voice in a dark confessional.

396
00:21:03,508 --> 00:21:06,142
Right. Who was probably
masturbating.

397
00:21:06,144 --> 00:21:09,312
- That was inappropriate.
- Inappropriate? It was a joke.

398
00:21:09,314 --> 00:21:12,014
- Yeah, well, it's not very funny.
- Whoa.

399
00:21:12,016 --> 00:21:14,050
You used to think jokes
like that were funny.

400
00:21:14,052 --> 00:21:17,053
Really?
Did I? Okay, I'm sorry.

401
00:21:17,055 --> 00:21:20,122
I'm sorry.
What-What are you telling me though, Joel?

402
00:21:20,124 --> 00:21:22,024
That you had some kind of,

403
00:21:22,026 --> 00:21:25,328
like, a supernatural
experience or some cosmic--

404
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,864
It was just a guy on the
other end of a confessional.

405
00:21:27,866 --> 00:21:30,800
He helped me. His voi--
His voice helped me.

406
00:21:30,802 --> 00:21:33,636
- His voice?
- I was about to kill myself.

407
00:21:33,638 --> 00:21:35,738
- Oh, come on, Joel. Don't be so dramatic.
- What?

408
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:37,507
- Seriously.
- You saw me then.

409
00:21:37,509 --> 00:21:39,242
I know.
We all go through bad times.

410
00:21:39,244 --> 00:21:41,711
Yes, and some of us kill
ourselves as a result of them.

411
00:21:41,713 --> 00:21:43,412
I realize that,
but not you.

412
00:21:43,414 --> 00:21:44,914
What's going on here?

413
00:21:44,916 --> 00:21:49,118
I was about to overdose,
and Sharyl hid my pills.

414
00:21:53,524 --> 00:21:56,047
Okay, can we change the
subject now, please?

415
00:21:56,060 --> 00:21:58,594
Jesus Christ.

416
00:21:58,596 --> 00:22:02,565
Gracie-- Was it really that bad?

417
00:22:06,770 --> 00:22:10,106
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry. I-I, uh--

418
00:22:10,108 --> 00:22:12,141
I didn't realize.

419
00:22:13,510 --> 00:22:16,712
Suicide is
so removed from me.

420
00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:19,615
- You never thought about it?
- Actually, no.

421
00:22:19,617 --> 00:22:21,417
Okay.
Dreamt about it?

422
00:22:21,419 --> 00:22:23,185
Mm-mmm.

423
00:22:23,187 --> 00:22:26,222
Everyone dreams about it, Carlo.
Not everybody. Not me.

424
00:22:26,224 --> 00:22:28,724
I've had dreams about it.

425
00:22:28,726 --> 00:22:32,361
- What?
- Just dreams, you know-- That--

426
00:22:32,363 --> 00:22:34,564
A nightmare.
I had one once.

427
00:22:34,566 --> 00:22:37,667
- Really?
- I was in Buenos Aires.

428
00:22:37,669 --> 00:22:39,702
- You've never been to Buenos Aires.
- I know.

429
00:22:39,704 --> 00:22:43,039
But... I was there.

430
00:22:43,041 --> 00:22:47,977
I remember the light. It was not gold,
but just lighter than gold.

431
00:22:47,979 --> 00:22:50,546
Full but not heavy.

432
00:22:50,548 --> 00:22:55,117
Like... good music.

433
00:22:55,119 --> 00:22:56,886
Light and still full.

434
00:22:56,888 --> 00:23:02,124
And I walked all over the city,
and I mingled with the whores.

435
00:23:02,126 --> 00:23:04,327
I told them I was from New York,

436
00:23:04,329 --> 00:23:06,395
and they thought
that was wonderful.

437
00:23:06,397 --> 00:23:09,498
I thought it was more wonderful
to be from Argentina.

438
00:23:09,500 --> 00:23:11,901
Being from that light,

439
00:23:11,903 --> 00:23:15,004
from that music,
from those smells,

440
00:23:15,006 --> 00:23:18,441
and the whores
with braids in their hair.

441
00:23:18,443 --> 00:23:23,212
They... fed me,
and they told me stories.

442
00:23:23,214 --> 00:23:26,382
And they asked me to take
them with me to New York.

443
00:23:26,384 --> 00:23:28,985
But I wanted them to keep
me here in Argentina.

444
00:23:32,056 --> 00:23:35,558
And they spoke of
their dreams.

445
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:40,329
And when they spoke
of their dreams, the...

446
00:23:40,331 --> 00:23:43,866
word itself...
stung me.

447
00:23:43,868 --> 00:23:47,003
<i>Sueño, sueño, sueño.</i>

448
00:23:49,139 --> 00:23:52,408
And then suddenly I was--
I was home.

449
00:23:55,713 --> 00:24:00,583
And the...
grief inside me.

450
00:24:00,585 --> 00:24:02,852
I don't know
what it was about, but...

451
00:24:04,021 --> 00:24:06,055
it was unbearable.

452
00:24:10,293 --> 00:24:11,994
And so,

453
00:24:15,265 --> 00:24:16,966
I jumped.

454
00:24:18,268 --> 00:24:20,136
You jumped.

455
00:24:20,138 --> 00:24:23,806
It was just a dream.
Don't you ever have dreams like that?

456
00:24:23,808 --> 00:24:25,608
No, I don't.
I'm sorry.

457
00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:27,276
Come on.
Carlo. I don't.

458
00:24:27,278 --> 00:24:30,012
- You don't have nightmares?
- I-I don't tell people about them.

459
00:24:30,014 --> 00:24:32,481
- Why not, Carlo?
- Because they're private.

460
00:24:32,483 --> 00:24:34,216
We're friends.

461
00:24:34,218 --> 00:24:37,019
Well, that's-- Look.

462
00:24:37,021 --> 00:24:38,921
Please don't take this
the wrong way,

463
00:24:38,923 --> 00:24:41,957
but I don't want to know about
your attempted suicide.

464
00:24:41,959 --> 00:24:47,229
I don't want to know about you and
the church and the fucking snow,

465
00:24:47,231 --> 00:24:49,198
or your sob story
in the confessional.

466
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:53,169
I definitely don't want to know about you
gallivanting with Argentinean whores.

467
00:24:53,171 --> 00:24:56,839
I don't want to know any of that shit.
All that stuff is private.

468
00:24:56,841 --> 00:25:00,376
Okay? There's such a thing
as privacy.

469
00:25:00,378 --> 00:25:03,245
We can't all go running
around dangling our ids.

470
00:25:03,247 --> 00:25:05,648
It was an important moment in my life.
I felt I should share it with you.

471
00:25:05,650 --> 00:25:09,118
Oh, my God.

472
00:25:09,120 --> 00:25:11,687
Do you hear yourself?
You felt that you should sh--

473
00:25:11,689 --> 00:25:13,856
Since when have you used
a phrase like that?

474
00:25:13,858 --> 00:25:17,193
What is that, Joel?
Share it with me? What is what?

475
00:25:17,195 --> 00:25:20,096
Look, every time an adult uses that phrase,
it's as if they've been neutered.

476
00:25:20,098 --> 00:25:22,398
Church is where things
turned around for me.

477
00:25:22,400 --> 00:25:24,967
I can't believe what you're--
I cannot believe this.

478
00:25:24,969 --> 00:25:27,570
Look. My friends don't have
religious conversions.

479
00:25:27,572 --> 00:25:29,027
Who said religious conversion?
It's just a turning point.

480
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,506
It's the
same thing!

481
00:25:30,508 --> 00:25:32,280
And now you're telling
me your child is baptized?

482
00:25:32,293 --> 00:25:34,076
Well, isn't
yours?

483
00:25:35,212 --> 00:25:37,213
No.

484
00:25:37,215 --> 00:25:39,115
Okay, fine?
What?

485
00:25:39,117 --> 00:25:41,517
Don't look at me like that.
I could care less.

486
00:25:41,519 --> 00:25:43,152
Right.

487
00:25:43,154 --> 00:25:45,554
- I'm not judging you.
- "Isn't yours?"

488
00:25:45,556 --> 00:25:50,092
Wow. Carlo.
Cut me some slack!

489
00:26:17,521 --> 00:26:18,654
Joel!

490
00:26:21,659 --> 00:26:24,560
Joel?

491
00:26:24,562 --> 00:26:26,896
God, I am hot.

492
00:26:26,898 --> 00:26:29,698
- Jesus, it's getting so warm.
- I'm fine.

493
00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,534
I'm cold.

494
00:26:48,286 --> 00:26:50,019
Beautiful pool.

495
00:26:51,955 --> 00:26:54,456
How are things at, uh--
at the agency?

496
00:26:57,394 --> 00:26:59,595
Abysmal.

497
00:27:01,998 --> 00:27:04,533
What are you working on?
Oh, shit, come on.

498
00:27:04,535 --> 00:27:07,303
You don't wanna know.
What? Tell me.

499
00:27:07,305 --> 00:27:10,406
Give me a break. Give me a break!
Tell me what you're working on.

500
00:27:10,408 --> 00:27:14,844
Okay, fine. Last month,
I spent 117 billable hours...

501
00:27:14,846 --> 00:27:19,949
trying to get honey to drip just
right off of this, uh, granola bar.

502
00:27:21,918 --> 00:27:24,787
Granola bar?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.

503
00:27:24,789 --> 00:27:27,122
Okay, well--

504
00:27:27,124 --> 00:27:31,427
Obviously you're-you're
exceptional at what you do,

505
00:27:31,429 --> 00:27:35,364
so, you know,
I think you should be proud of that.

506
00:27:35,366 --> 00:27:37,032
For real.

507
00:27:39,369 --> 00:27:41,503
Yeah.
Good wine.

508
00:27:47,010 --> 00:27:50,212
Sharyl!
He likes it!

509
00:27:51,681 --> 00:27:53,649
What?

510
00:27:53,651 --> 00:27:55,784
Sharyl!

511
00:27:55,786 --> 00:27:58,487
He likes the wine!

512
00:27:58,489 --> 00:28:02,391
Sharyl.
Sharyl.

513
00:28:02,393 --> 00:28:04,660
He likes it. He--
Is that funny to you?

514
00:28:04,662 --> 00:28:06,662
Is it funny?

515
00:28:11,234 --> 00:28:14,069
We had a little discussion
about that earlier today.

516
00:28:14,071 --> 00:28:17,339
Joel, enough. And you see, Sharyl,
in her good mood...

517
00:28:17,341 --> 00:28:19,942
Joel. blindly picked it out
of the cellar this morning.

518
00:28:19,944 --> 00:28:22,011
You have a cellar?
Oh, God, yeah.

519
00:28:22,013 --> 00:28:23,979
Sharyl didn't show you?
Joel.

520
00:28:23,981 --> 00:28:26,215
Come on. Field trip.

521
00:28:27,817 --> 00:28:30,719
Yeah. Oh!
Sharyl loves it.

522
00:28:30,721 --> 00:28:32,688
It's her favorite room
in the house.

523
00:28:32,690 --> 00:28:35,157
You know,
it's dark, damp, dirty.

524
00:28:35,159 --> 00:28:36,748
<i>You really are gonna spoil
dinner, aren't you, Joel?</i>

525
00:28:36,761 --> 00:28:38,360
<i>God, she loves
the cellar.</i>

526
00:28:38,362 --> 00:28:42,031
She loves the cedar shelves.
She loves the goblets. She loves--

527
00:28:42,033 --> 00:28:47,369
<i>Sharyl loves her decan--
I personally hate the decanter.</i>

528
00:28:47,371 --> 00:28:49,661
- But Sharyl insists on her
prized Internet auction--

529
00:28:49,674 --> 00:28:51,974
- Joel. Joel.

530
00:28:51,976 --> 00:28:54,476
Sharyl, Sharyl,
Sharyl-- decanter.

531
00:28:54,478 --> 00:28:56,912
Which I find ridiculous
and pretentious, by the way,

532
00:28:56,914 --> 00:28:58,369
because if you know
anything about wine, you

533
00:28:58,382 --> 00:28:59,848
know you only decant
something that needs air.

534
00:28:59,850 --> 00:29:04,420
- But not Sharyl.
- She decants--  all of them!

535
00:29:04,422 --> 00:29:07,656
So I was curious what we were gonna
drink tonight, and so I asked her.

536
00:29:07,658 --> 00:29:12,027
I said, "Where'd you grab it from?" Because
I actually know a thing or two about wines.

537
00:29:12,029 --> 00:29:14,330
I have them organized
in the cellar.

538
00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:20,603
Pinot, Carménère, Malbec,
Riesling, Shiraz.

539
00:29:20,605 --> 00:29:23,973
- Sharyl's white zins in a shitty box...
- Joel.

540
00:29:23,975 --> 00:29:25,708
in the corner
beneath everything.

541
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:30,813
So I asked her. I said, "Sharyl,
where did you grab it from?"

542
00:29:30,815 --> 00:29:32,348
And, uh,
she said to me,

543
00:29:32,350 --> 00:29:34,516
in that lovely way that she's known for,
she said--

544
00:29:34,518 --> 00:29:36,752
"How the hell do I know, Joel?

545
00:29:36,754 --> 00:29:38,654
I just grabbed one."

546
00:29:38,656 --> 00:29:43,092
And so I pressed further. I said, "Sharyl,
come on. I mean, you're not stupid.

547
00:29:43,094 --> 00:29:45,060
Just visualize the corner
you grabbed it from."

548
00:29:45,062 --> 00:29:48,097
And she said to me--
I swear to God,

549
00:29:48,099 --> 00:29:51,200
she said to me,

550
00:29:51,202 --> 00:29:57,172
"Hell's corner!"

551
00:29:58,975 --> 00:30:00,576
Exactly!

552
00:30:02,412 --> 00:30:06,015
So, I mean--  we could be drinking...

553
00:30:06,017 --> 00:30:09,218
<i>a hundred dollar bottle
of Ruffino, or--</i>

554
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:13,122
or cooking wine.

555
00:30:24,768 --> 00:30:27,503
Well, you've decorated it beautifully.
Thank you.

556
00:30:27,505 --> 00:30:31,106
You think? Yeah, copper pots in the
kitchen, digital baby grand piano.

557
00:30:31,108 --> 00:30:33,409
Oh, hey, let me show you something.
Look at this.

558
00:30:33,411 --> 00:30:38,514
It's a, uh-- It's a limited edition
series monoprint by Roberson.

559
00:30:38,516 --> 00:30:41,517
It's all kind of revolting,
if you ask me.

560
00:30:41,519 --> 00:30:44,319
So much space.
I'm really happy the way it's turning out.

561
00:30:44,321 --> 00:30:47,423
If you're not used to so much space,
it can make you anxious. Can we tell 'em?

562
00:30:47,425 --> 00:30:49,425
Can we please tell 'em?
Look at that plant.

563
00:30:49,427 --> 00:30:52,194
There's all this free space
around it, you know?

564
00:30:52,196 --> 00:30:54,696
The sight of it nags me.
You know?

565
00:30:54,698 --> 00:30:59,068
Sometimes I'll even take
something, and I'll move it,

566
00:30:59,070 --> 00:31:01,103
just to fill up that space.

567
00:31:03,073 --> 00:31:04,807
Whoa.

568
00:31:08,478 --> 00:31:12,514
<i>Then of course the space I
moved it from is now empty.</i>

569
00:31:13,917 --> 00:31:15,684
So I put it back.

570
00:31:16,553 --> 00:31:18,987
Well, you have
a beautiful house now.

571
00:31:18,989 --> 00:31:20,789
Thank-Thank you.

572
00:31:22,625 --> 00:31:26,728
It feels very...
opulent.

573
00:31:34,904 --> 00:31:38,107
Really sorry to have you
both sleep in the living room.

574
00:31:38,109 --> 00:31:40,465
It's just that, uh,
we're-- we're remodeling

575
00:31:40,478 --> 00:31:42,845
the guest room on
the second floor.

576
00:31:46,616 --> 00:31:48,851
I'm sorry.

577
00:31:48,853 --> 00:31:51,453
I'll be right back.

578
00:31:55,725 --> 00:31:59,695
So, hey, what else you got going
on out here, huh? Any shows?

579
00:31:59,697 --> 00:32:01,530
Freelance?

580
00:32:01,532 --> 00:32:03,565
Using that talent?

581
00:32:05,368 --> 00:32:08,337
I'll go
and check on the baby.

582
00:32:13,644 --> 00:32:16,879
Let's go do something fun.
Just me and you.

583
00:32:18,882 --> 00:32:20,749
Okay.
Okay.

584
00:32:22,051 --> 00:32:25,921
Oh. Shh.

585
00:32:25,923 --> 00:32:28,891
Shh.

586
00:32:28,893 --> 00:32:31,860
Here we go.

587
00:32:32,395 --> 00:32:33,996
Ah. Shh.

588
00:32:33,998 --> 00:32:36,598
He's beautiful.
Thank you.

589
00:32:41,437 --> 00:32:45,607
You ever miss New York?
No.

590
00:32:45,609 --> 00:32:47,509
No.

591
00:32:49,112 --> 00:32:52,714
Oh, they're leaving.

592
00:33:20,977 --> 00:33:23,779
- Maybe I should drive. Want me to drive?
- Nah, it's all right. Fuck you.

593
00:33:23,781 --> 00:33:27,216
This is a real car.
It's not Sharyl's fuckin' mommy-mobile.

594
00:33:27,218 --> 00:33:32,621
<i>- Are you guys okay?
- How do you mean?</i>

595
00:33:32,623 --> 00:33:36,091
It's none of my business.
You're right. It's not.

596
00:33:36,093 --> 00:33:39,027
But Joel obviously
wants to make it yours.

597
00:33:39,029 --> 00:33:42,231
I'm sorry I asked.
Oh, it's fine. It is what it is.

598
00:33:42,233 --> 00:33:44,766
Whoa, whoa, relax. Relax.

599
00:33:44,768 --> 00:33:46,535
You're originally from
the Midwest, right, Carlo?

600
00:33:46,537 --> 00:33:49,504
Uh, well, I warned you--
I warned you. No paradise.

601
00:33:49,506 --> 00:33:51,073
Oh, the cold.
Good God.

602
00:33:51,075 --> 00:33:54,610
Yeah, the cold is uninhabitable.
And the people!

603
00:33:54,612 --> 00:33:57,312
The people are nice, huh?

604
00:33:57,314 --> 00:33:59,448
Do you like it out here?

605
00:33:59,450 --> 00:34:01,817
I do, Grace.
I do.

606
00:34:01,819 --> 00:34:05,320
Sure, it's been a change.
But my life has changed. My life is here.

607
00:34:05,322 --> 00:34:07,189
Whoa.
Easy there, big guy.

608
00:34:07,191 --> 00:34:09,891
Did you ever notice that when you ask
people from these uninhabitable places...

609
00:34:09,893 --> 00:34:11,693
what makes this part
of the country so special,

610
00:34:11,695 --> 00:34:13,729
they always say
it's the people, right?

611
00:34:13,731 --> 00:34:16,331
"The people are good. The people are nice.
The people are friendly."

612
00:34:16,333 --> 00:34:18,200
- Slow down. Slow down.
- You know why they say this?

613
00:34:18,202 --> 00:34:20,702
- Because there's nothing else here.
- The roads are big.

614
00:34:20,704 --> 00:34:24,773
The sky is big. The houses,
as you can see, are very, very big.

615
00:34:24,775 --> 00:34:27,276
Joel.
Whenever there's a lack of anything decent,

616
00:34:27,278 --> 00:34:29,645
you can always rely on the good people.
Joel!

617
00:34:29,647 --> 00:34:32,214
- Ice cold winters.
- No grime.

618
00:34:32,216 --> 00:34:35,550
- Gray skies. - You don't have to wash
when you walk in the front door.

619
00:34:35,552 --> 00:34:38,287
- Mosquito summers.
- There's no sirens at night.

620
00:34:38,289 --> 00:34:40,155
Joel, stop the fucking car!
The people are good.

621
00:34:40,157 --> 00:34:42,991
- Traffic.
- Our sports teams are good.

622
00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:45,794
The sound of your neighbors
fucking against the wall.

623
00:34:45,796 --> 00:34:49,464
That touchdown last week
was so fucking good!

624
00:34:49,466 --> 00:34:51,700
Joel!

625
00:34:52,935 --> 00:34:54,936
It's quiet.

626
00:34:59,877 --> 00:35:03,345
Dresden
after World War II...

627
00:35:03,347 --> 00:35:06,715
had more to do than
this fucking wasteland.

628
00:35:06,717 --> 00:35:09,484
There's nothing.
There is nothing to do.

629
00:35:09,486 --> 00:35:13,422
But... we have
our painted faces...

630
00:35:13,424 --> 00:35:16,024
and we have
our sports teams.

631
00:35:16,026 --> 00:35:20,595
And we have our sausages.
And we have our people.

632
00:35:20,597 --> 00:35:23,632
- Let's just go home, all right, Joel?
- Fuck that!

633
00:35:23,634 --> 00:35:26,101
Come on! Let's get some shit beer,
and let's get fucked up.

634
00:35:34,812 --> 00:35:36,311
Where are you guys?

635
00:35:36,313 --> 00:35:41,249
Hey. Uh, we're at a convenience
store really, really far away.

636
00:35:41,251 --> 00:35:42,951
Joel's pretty loaded.

637
00:35:42,953 --> 00:35:45,821
Sounds like you're having fun.
When are you coming back?

638
00:35:45,823 --> 00:35:48,623
Is she standing in front of you?
Uh-huh.

639
00:35:48,625 --> 00:35:51,626
Yeah, all right. Well, look,
when I get back,

640
00:35:51,628 --> 00:35:53,528
<i>- we're leaving, okay?
- That's a great idea.</i>

641
00:35:53,530 --> 00:35:55,230
<i>Cool. Oh, he's comin'.</i>

642
00:35:55,232 --> 00:35:57,799
I gotta go.
I love you.

643
00:35:57,801 --> 00:36:00,869
Whoo! Go on.
I know you wanna drive this beast! Oh!

644
00:36:00,871 --> 00:36:03,739
- Okay. Yes, gladly.
- Besides, my hands are full.

645
00:36:08,345 --> 00:36:11,446
Oh!

646
00:36:15,485 --> 00:36:17,486
What's a great idea?
Hmm?

647
00:36:17,488 --> 00:36:19,821
You just said,
"That's a great idea."

648
00:36:19,823 --> 00:36:23,825
Them coming back.
That's a great idea?

649
00:36:23,827 --> 00:36:27,496
Don't leave, Grace. Please?
We invited you here.

650
00:36:27,498 --> 00:36:29,731
Besides, it's over now.

651
00:36:34,337 --> 00:36:37,439
- Look at you. Whoa!
- Easy.

652
00:36:37,441 --> 00:36:40,342
Fierce!

653
00:36:40,344 --> 00:36:45,781
I have time to work out.
Does it change when you have kids?

654
00:36:45,783 --> 00:36:47,416
Huh?
Kids?

655
00:36:47,418 --> 00:36:50,419
Um-- Yesterday I played
with Lucien for an hour.

656
00:36:50,421 --> 00:36:52,687
I touched his-- his head.

657
00:36:52,689 --> 00:36:55,957
I kissed his neck.
I kissed his nose.

658
00:36:55,959 --> 00:37:00,695
And he laughed and squirmed.
And I laughed and squirmed.

659
00:37:00,697 --> 00:37:02,970
Suddenly, he sank his
teeth into my shoulder.

660
00:37:02,983 --> 00:37:05,267
Damn!

661
00:37:05,269 --> 00:37:09,004
Lucien did that?
So that's what it's like havin' a kid.

662
00:37:10,740 --> 00:37:12,574
Wow.

663
00:37:12,576 --> 00:37:15,377
Well--

664
00:37:15,379 --> 00:37:19,347
We had an argument
in school.

665
00:37:19,349 --> 00:37:21,016
Argument?
Yeah.

666
00:37:21,018 --> 00:37:22,884
I remember very little.
You don't remember that?

667
00:37:22,886 --> 00:37:26,521
No, I'm sorry.
I'm not going to jeopardize my career,

668
00:37:26,523 --> 00:37:29,491
or who I am, my art,
so I can have some kids.

669
00:37:29,493 --> 00:37:31,726
Why? Because society
says I'm supposed to?

670
00:37:31,728 --> 00:37:34,062
<i>'Cause my mom-- So you're
below having kids?</i>

671
00:37:34,064 --> 00:37:35,736
Well, I'm not-- No, I'm
not below having kids.

672
00:37:35,749 --> 00:37:37,432
Yeah. You're
being difficult.

673
00:37:37,434 --> 00:37:39,100
You're-You're-- You're special.
I'm not.

674
00:37:39,102 --> 00:37:41,069
- You think you're special.
- That-- That I do.

675
00:37:41,071 --> 00:37:42,737
That-- I think that I'm special, yes.

676
00:37:42,739 --> 00:37:44,973
Okay. Well, you know what?
You're not. Neither am I.

677
00:37:44,975 --> 00:37:46,608
And we're both gonna wind up
having kids...

678
00:37:46,610 --> 00:37:48,643
and living in the suburbs.
No. Sub--

679
00:37:48,645 --> 00:37:50,479
I ain't livin' in no suburbs.
This is below you.

680
00:37:50,481 --> 00:37:51,813
Mm-mmm.
Because--

681
00:37:51,815 --> 00:37:54,249
You're drunk,
because what you're saying to me...

682
00:37:54,251 --> 00:37:57,018
is simple
and sentimental.

683
00:37:57,020 --> 00:37:59,187
"Have some kids."

684
00:37:59,189 --> 00:38:01,323
You know what?
Who am I talking to right now?

685
00:38:01,325 --> 00:38:04,559
You're actually drunk, and you're
pissing me off because you sound--

686
00:38:04,561 --> 00:38:06,328
you sound phony.

687
00:38:06,330 --> 00:38:08,530
Phony?
Yeah.

688
00:38:08,532 --> 00:38:14,236
You're sitting here lecturing me about
how special you are as a photographer.

689
00:38:14,238 --> 00:38:16,037
How is that phony?

690
00:38:16,039 --> 00:38:19,875
These sort of views you've obviously
picked up from undergraduates...

691
00:38:19,877 --> 00:38:22,277
who get Daddy's monthly check.
Maybe.

692
00:38:22,279 --> 00:38:23,834
And you're
acting phony.

693
00:38:23,847 --> 00:38:25,413
Don't call me phony.
'Cause I have an issue--

694
00:38:25,415 --> 00:38:27,148
God, that actually
hurt your feelings.

695
00:38:27,150 --> 00:38:29,985
I call your mom a slut, that doesn't
matter, but I call you a phony--

696
00:38:29,987 --> 00:38:35,223
Call me phony one more time,
I'm gonna punch you in your fucking face.

697
00:38:35,225 --> 00:38:37,125
For real.

698
00:38:39,161 --> 00:38:41,196
How 'bout that?

699
00:38:44,000 --> 00:38:45,100
Phony.

700
00:38:49,206 --> 00:38:51,873
Oh, yes.

701
00:38:51,875 --> 00:38:54,943
You fuckin' asshole. You lucky.
You lucky, man. I know.

702
00:38:54,945 --> 00:38:58,613
I live with me.
I mean--

703
00:38:58,615 --> 00:39:00,348
What, uh--
No, but seriously.

704
00:39:00,350 --> 00:39:01,783
All right.
What were we talkin' about?

705
00:39:01,785 --> 00:39:03,285
Your mom.

706
00:39:03,287 --> 00:39:05,320
You were right.

707
00:39:07,857 --> 00:39:09,658
Was I?
You were right, yeah.

708
00:39:09,660 --> 00:39:12,193
Uh,
I wanna have 'em.

709
00:39:12,195 --> 00:39:13,628
I wanna have
a bunch of 'em.

710
00:39:13,630 --> 00:39:15,463
A big family.

711
00:39:15,465 --> 00:39:17,732
Like the one
that I grew up in.

712
00:39:17,734 --> 00:39:20,135
I feel like life-- I
can't believe I'm say--

713
00:39:20,137 --> 00:39:21,836
I feel like life is
meaningless without children.

714
00:39:21,838 --> 00:39:24,439
Well, life doesn't necessarily
become meaningful...

715
00:39:24,441 --> 00:39:26,541
because you have children.

716
00:39:26,543 --> 00:39:28,510
Well, if not meaningful,
then what?

717
00:39:28,512 --> 00:39:31,179
Oh, Jesus fucking Christ.
I don't wanna have this conversion, Carlo.

718
00:39:31,181 --> 00:39:34,783
Do not ask me to repeat clichés that
parents pass around like cocktail napkins.

719
00:39:34,785 --> 00:39:36,418
Fine.
"Oh. Oh, my God, kids.

720
00:39:36,420 --> 00:39:38,587
They're so much work,
but they're worth it, you know?"

721
00:39:38,589 --> 00:39:41,389
"My son teaches me
more than I teach him."

722
00:39:41,391 --> 00:39:43,725
"They grow up so fast."

723
00:39:43,727 --> 00:39:47,829
Oh, Jesus. It's more energy to
prop up these conversations...

724
00:39:47,831 --> 00:39:49,931
than it is to actually have a kid!
Okay.

725
00:39:49,933 --> 00:39:51,800
I'm just fumbling through it
like the next guy.

726
00:39:51,802 --> 00:39:56,037
We should stop self-consciously chatting
about parenthood and about children.

727
00:39:56,039 --> 00:40:00,075
I mean, do you hear apes in the
zoo going on about their offspring...

728
00:40:00,077 --> 00:40:02,043
and what they've learned
from them,

729
00:40:02,045 --> 00:40:04,346
and how much they mean to them,

730
00:40:04,348 --> 00:40:06,448
and nyuh-nyuh-nyuh?

731
00:40:06,450 --> 00:40:10,218
All right.
So, am I-- Am I an ape?

732
00:40:10,220 --> 00:40:13,254
<i>Is that what's happening right now?
I don't know. You tell me.</i>

733
00:40:15,558 --> 00:40:17,158
Are you an ape?

734
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:20,562
You made it back!

735
00:40:26,603 --> 00:40:29,571
Ugh. Where did you go?
A convenience store.

736
00:40:29,573 --> 00:40:31,172
More wine?
Oh, yes, please.

737
00:40:31,174 --> 00:40:34,709
I wasn't talking to you.
I'm finished fighting, sweetie. Okay?

738
00:40:34,711 --> 00:40:36,745
Just give me some more wine.
Please?

739
00:40:36,747 --> 00:40:38,647
I don't think you want any more, Joel.
Oh, really?

740
00:40:38,649 --> 00:40:40,682
I thought I just asked you
for some more.

741
00:40:40,684 --> 00:40:42,684
<i>No. I don't think
you really want any more.</i>

742
00:40:42,686 --> 00:40:44,519
Do you want more, Joel?
What do you think?

743
00:40:44,521 --> 00:40:47,856
- I just told you what I thought.
- All right! For God sakes!

744
00:40:47,858 --> 00:40:50,014
- All right, guys.
we're gonna--

745
00:40:50,027 --> 00:40:52,193
- We can stay. We can stay. We'll stay.
We're gonna stay.

746
00:40:52,195 --> 00:40:54,029
Gracie.

747
00:40:56,165 --> 00:40:57,999
Scotch, anyone?

748
00:40:59,368 --> 00:41:01,870
Just relax.

749
00:41:03,205 --> 00:41:04,939
Mmm.

750
00:41:07,209 --> 00:41:11,046
- You're looking really good, Carlo.
- Thank you. Thank you.

751
00:41:11,048 --> 00:41:13,882
I was just telling Joel that I'm,
you know, working out more.

752
00:41:13,884 --> 00:41:15,950
- Really? Where?
- Trying to stay in shape.

753
00:41:15,952 --> 00:41:17,719
We're just about to have dessert.

754
00:41:17,721 --> 00:41:19,754
Dessert. Yeah, crème brûlée.
Oh, my God.

755
00:41:19,756 --> 00:41:21,823
Carlo's favorite.
Right.

756
00:41:21,825 --> 00:41:24,392
- Remember when we took them to Le Fou?
- Right. Le Fou.

757
00:41:24,394 --> 00:41:27,328
Fantastic crème brûlée at Le Fou.
For your anniversary.

758
00:41:27,330 --> 00:41:29,269
And the waiter spilled
coffee all over Joel.

759
00:41:29,282 --> 00:41:31,232
That's right.

760
00:41:31,234 --> 00:41:34,169
That's right.

761
00:41:34,171 --> 00:41:36,604
Wow, it has really been
a long time.

762
00:41:36,606 --> 00:41:39,074
Oh, I love that place!

763
00:41:39,076 --> 00:41:42,477
- And we live two blocks away.
- You don't go?

764
00:41:42,479 --> 00:41:44,018
We try not to
eat out anymore.

765
00:41:44,031 --> 00:41:45,580
Well, it's nothing
like the food out here.

766
00:41:45,582 --> 00:41:48,750
Just steakhouses,
sausage factories and slaughterhouses.

767
00:41:48,752 --> 00:41:50,708
Well, thank you, Sharyl,
for the crème brûlée.

768
00:41:50,721 --> 00:41:52,687
That's very
thoughtful.

769
00:41:52,689 --> 00:41:55,056
Don't thank me yet,
Carlo.

770
00:41:55,058 --> 00:41:58,393
I'm sure it's much better
than at Le Fou.

771
00:41:58,395 --> 00:42:01,496
Are you always
so ingratiating?

772
00:42:02,398 --> 00:42:05,934
Another toast.
Another toast.

773
00:42:05,936 --> 00:42:07,435
Okay.

774
00:42:07,437 --> 00:42:09,204
Age...

775
00:42:09,206 --> 00:42:10,839
earns us...

776
00:42:10,841 --> 00:42:13,108
our imperfections.

777
00:42:13,110 --> 00:42:16,845
What the hell sort of a toast
was that, Joel?

778
00:42:16,847 --> 00:42:18,646
So don't worry about it,
Carlo.

779
00:42:18,648 --> 00:42:22,684
- Worry about--
- Age, baldness, kids.

780
00:42:22,686 --> 00:42:25,453
You never wanna get
too perfect.

781
00:42:25,455 --> 00:42:27,722
Me?
Well--

782
00:42:27,724 --> 00:42:29,991
Sure I do.

783
00:42:29,993 --> 00:42:33,828
What he's trying to say, Carlo,
is don't try to be too happy.

784
00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:37,565
- It would actually upset him.
- Sharyl.

785
00:42:37,567 --> 00:42:41,903
It might actually make him realize just
how miserable he is. Really, it would.

786
00:42:41,905 --> 00:42:45,006
- Yeah, it would.
- It would.

787
00:42:45,008 --> 00:42:48,510
Well, you caught us
at a bad time.

788
00:42:50,446 --> 00:42:52,480
Sharyl and I are--

789
00:42:55,151 --> 00:42:58,086
- How would you describe it, Sharyl?
- Hmm?

790
00:42:58,088 --> 00:43:00,255
Oh, um--

791
00:43:00,257 --> 00:43:02,457
We're getting a divorce.

792
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,396
Crème brûlée, anyone?

793
00:43:24,480 --> 00:43:27,849
Your son.
I mean, look at him.

794
00:43:27,851 --> 00:43:30,418
Could he be more handsome?
Thank you.

795
00:43:30,420 --> 00:43:35,056
- All those cheeks.
- Truly a Gerber Baby.

796
00:43:35,058 --> 00:43:39,727
Every baby is a Gerber Baby.
That's not true, actually.

797
00:43:39,729 --> 00:43:41,830
I think he's ugly.

798
00:43:43,132 --> 00:43:45,934
It upsets her when I talk like that.
Of course it upsets me.

799
00:43:45,936 --> 00:43:47,869
You shouldn't make jokes like that.
It was a joke.

800
00:43:47,871 --> 00:43:50,438
Maybe you're just scared
that I believe it.

801
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:54,242
Do you? I'm the only person with
a sense of humor around here.

802
00:43:54,244 --> 00:43:57,378
Oh. Can I take a peek?
Yeah.

803
00:43:58,747 --> 00:44:01,049
He's usually so fussy.

804
00:44:03,652 --> 00:44:05,787
I love how you did this.

805
00:44:05,789 --> 00:44:08,623
Oh. Huh.
You wanna buy it?

806
00:44:11,060 --> 00:44:12,861
It's probably out
of my price range.

807
00:44:12,863 --> 00:44:14,929
I doubt that.

808
00:44:15,998 --> 00:44:18,700
Hey, whatever happened
with that Romario exhibit?

809
00:44:18,702 --> 00:44:22,837
It, uh,
got canceled. Why?

810
00:44:22,839 --> 00:44:25,940
Well, Romario
is a psychopath.

811
00:44:25,942 --> 00:44:28,810
His wife left him,
so he pulled out,

812
00:44:28,812 --> 00:44:32,680
and without Romario
there's no show.

813
00:44:32,682 --> 00:44:36,150
And without the show,
you know--

814
00:44:37,119 --> 00:44:39,420
That sucks.

815
00:44:39,422 --> 00:44:42,457
Yeah, it did suck.

816
00:44:42,459 --> 00:44:45,393
Do you ever get anxious when
girls pair off like that?

817
00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:49,831
You know, when they do something
that we should want to do.

818
00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:52,122
Something that we should
like to do, like...

819
00:44:52,135 --> 00:44:54,435
stare at a
sleeping baby.

820
00:44:54,437 --> 00:44:57,472
Why would I wanna stare at a sleeping baby?

821
00:44:57,474 --> 00:44:59,407
You know
what we should do?

822
00:44:59,409 --> 00:45:02,744
We should both go in there a little
later on, play a joke on 'em.

823
00:45:02,746 --> 00:45:04,212
Shock 'em.

824
00:45:04,214 --> 00:45:06,915
You should say,
"Can I take a peek?"

825
00:45:06,917 --> 00:45:08,650
And then I'll say,
"Sure."

826
00:45:08,652 --> 00:45:10,785
And then I'll follow you
in there.

827
00:45:10,787 --> 00:45:12,987
Want to do that?

828
00:45:14,223 --> 00:45:17,058
Are you all right, Carlo?
Are you doing all right?

829
00:45:17,060 --> 00:45:19,694
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
I'm fine.

830
00:45:19,696 --> 00:45:21,996
I am.
But now that, uh--

831
00:45:26,937 --> 00:45:30,238
That story you told me,
I got so upset--

832
00:45:30,240 --> 00:45:32,273
Look, it happened.
I was moved.

833
00:45:32,275 --> 00:45:35,743
I know, but years from now you
are going to confess to me...

834
00:45:35,745 --> 00:45:38,780
that that whole story
was bullshit.

835
00:45:38,782 --> 00:45:40,448
No. No. Yes.
Yes, you are.

836
00:45:40,450 --> 00:45:43,885
You're gonna confess to me that
whole story was a load of crap.

837
00:45:43,887 --> 00:45:45,453
It wasn't a story.

838
00:45:45,455 --> 00:45:47,422
If I'm religious at all,
if I'm spiritual,

839
00:45:47,424 --> 00:45:50,892
if I can even say that with a straight
face-- you know me and my--

840
00:45:50,894 --> 00:45:53,661
If I can do any of this,

841
00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:55,997
it's because of poignancy.

842
00:45:55,999 --> 00:45:57,899
Because of poignancy?

843
00:45:57,901 --> 00:46:01,336
There are moments when life distills
itself very tightly, just for a second.

844
00:46:01,338 --> 00:46:05,273
Something moves me, something...
tells me that I can go on.

845
00:46:06,375 --> 00:46:10,044
<i>That I should go on.
That I want to go on.</i>

846
00:46:12,014 --> 00:46:14,315
What is that thing?

847
00:46:17,786 --> 00:46:19,988
I can't do it.

848
00:46:19,990 --> 00:46:23,124
- Jesus.
- That-- That is a luxury.

849
00:46:23,126 --> 00:46:25,960
- A-A luxury?
- A wealthy man's luxury.

850
00:46:25,962 --> 00:46:28,162
What? What is that
supposed to mean?

851
00:46:28,164 --> 00:46:31,132
Look, Joel, a lot of people
here on Earth...

852
00:46:31,134 --> 00:46:34,068
are worried about their next
grand to pay for bills.

853
00:46:34,070 --> 00:46:39,741
We don't have time to stare at our navels
and listen to men in confessionals.

854
00:46:39,743 --> 00:46:42,677
- You feel me?
- Okay, fair enough.

855
00:46:43,912 --> 00:46:46,481
All right.

856
00:46:46,483 --> 00:46:48,316
What's wrong, Carlo?

857
00:46:48,318 --> 00:46:50,451
I'm fine.
Come on. You can tell me.

858
00:46:50,453 --> 00:46:53,254
Hey, I'm-- I'm fine.

859
00:46:53,256 --> 00:46:54,756
Okay.

860
00:46:59,328 --> 00:47:01,496
I don't know.
You just seem--

861
00:47:06,502 --> 00:47:08,202
It's money.

862
00:47:10,706 --> 00:47:13,875
Hello, beautiful.
He looks like Carlo.

863
00:47:13,877 --> 00:47:16,144
I think he looks like you.

864
00:47:16,146 --> 00:47:19,047
Hello, beautiful.

865
00:47:19,049 --> 00:47:22,784
Yes, you're beau--
Handsome. You're handsome.

866
00:47:22,786 --> 00:47:24,919
You did good, Grace.

867
00:47:24,921 --> 00:47:27,088
Thanks.
You did good.

868
00:47:27,090 --> 00:47:29,123
Did Daddy
wake you up?

869
00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:31,692
Did Daddy wake you up
from your nap?

870
00:47:31,694 --> 00:47:33,528
It's all right.
Yeah.

871
00:47:33,530 --> 00:47:35,663
This is Auntie Sharyl.

872
00:47:35,665 --> 00:47:37,598
Ohh!

873
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:40,368
He's my little man.

874
00:47:41,136 --> 00:47:43,304
Our debt is crushing us.

875
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:50,144
Yeah, Gracie had to leave school
and go back to her restaurant job.

876
00:47:50,146 --> 00:47:52,146
It's-- I don't know.

877
00:47:52,148 --> 00:47:54,916
Student loans
and credit cards...

878
00:47:54,918 --> 00:47:57,485
and going out
a lot at night,

879
00:47:58,420 --> 00:48:01,322
trying to keep up
appearances.

880
00:48:01,324 --> 00:48:05,359
I said that it would all
work itself out, but--

881
00:48:05,361 --> 00:48:07,462
You paid off
all your student loans?

882
00:48:07,464 --> 00:48:09,163
Yeah.

883
00:48:11,200 --> 00:48:13,768
I haven't sold
a photograph in--

884
00:48:15,003 --> 00:48:16,704
Jesus.

885
00:48:18,373 --> 00:48:19,841
I'm sorry.

886
00:48:19,843 --> 00:48:22,009
Well, not as sorry
as my wife.

887
00:48:23,580 --> 00:48:26,114
I can get you an interview
with my agency.

888
00:48:26,116 --> 00:48:29,584
I told myself
I would never do that.

889
00:48:30,853 --> 00:48:32,487
How much money--

890
00:48:32,489 --> 00:48:35,890
I-I wanted to call you a
couple of months ago, but...

891
00:48:35,892 --> 00:48:37,859
Gracie, she--
she wouldn't let me.

892
00:48:41,063 --> 00:48:43,331
Oh, so sweet.

893
00:48:48,904 --> 00:48:51,272
Breathing in and out
so fast.

894
00:48:51,274 --> 00:48:53,141
Did the delivery boy come yet?
No.

895
00:48:55,311 --> 00:48:58,446
Oh, God.
That I don't miss about New York.

896
00:48:58,448 --> 00:49:00,915
I'm beginning to hate it here myself.
Beginning?

897
00:49:00,917 --> 00:49:02,550
You hate New York?

898
00:49:02,552 --> 00:49:04,785
Everyone is always
moving, moving, moving,

899
00:49:04,787 --> 00:49:08,990
and-and we-- we just seem
to-- we seem to be stuck.

900
00:49:08,992 --> 00:49:12,293
But the rest of the world,
forget about it. They love New York.

901
00:49:12,295 --> 00:49:14,962
T-shirts and Taipei.

902
00:49:14,964 --> 00:49:17,865
"I Love New York."
It's disgusting.

903
00:49:17,867 --> 00:49:19,967
I still
love the city.

904
00:49:19,969 --> 00:49:22,170
Well, you're from here.
So?

905
00:49:22,172 --> 00:49:24,639
So you have to say it.
I have to?

906
00:49:25,474 --> 00:49:27,742
That's a stupid thing
to say.

907
00:49:28,343 --> 00:49:31,078
Oh, can I take a peek?

908
00:49:31,080 --> 00:49:33,414
What?
Can I take a peek?

909
00:49:33,416 --> 00:49:35,249
Can you take--  Can I take a peek?

910
00:49:35,251 --> 00:49:37,919
Yes, of-of course.
Please. Of course.

911
00:49:44,593 --> 00:49:47,128
What in God's name
are they doing?

912
00:49:47,130 --> 00:49:49,030
I don't know.
Taking a peek, I guess.

913
00:49:49,032 --> 00:49:50,665
Yeah.
They don't do that.

914
00:49:50,667 --> 00:49:52,833
Well, I guess they do.

915
00:49:56,972 --> 00:49:59,006
Now what?
Mmm.

916
00:49:59,008 --> 00:50:02,476
I don't know. I think we just wait in
here until they're very uncomfortable.

917
00:50:02,478 --> 00:50:04,946
Then we go
back out there.

918
00:50:06,215 --> 00:50:08,249
Ah, you know what?

919
00:50:08,251 --> 00:50:10,284
I remember this age.

920
00:50:10,286 --> 00:50:12,653
It goes by really fast.

921
00:50:21,029 --> 00:50:23,264
You guys seem happy.

922
00:50:24,166 --> 00:50:25,833
We are.

923
00:50:26,802 --> 00:50:28,903
It's nice to see.

924
00:50:32,541 --> 00:50:34,942
I'm really sorry
for what happened that night.

925
00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,978
Oh, I know.

926
00:50:43,152 --> 00:50:45,353
I wanna make things better.

927
00:50:50,959 --> 00:50:53,194
So what are you
up to now?

928
00:50:53,196 --> 00:50:55,863
Oh, um, I'm running
the local arts council.

929
00:50:55,865 --> 00:50:58,699
That's nice. Mmm.
It's really nice actually.

930
00:50:58,701 --> 00:51:01,107
I've been meaning to ask
Carlo if maybe he wants

931
00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:03,537
to come in and run a
seminar for the week.

932
00:51:04,873 --> 00:51:06,874
I'm sure
he'd be flattered.

933
00:51:09,144 --> 00:51:12,113
We had fun,
the four of us.

934
00:51:12,115 --> 00:51:15,182
Joel says he misses that.
Misses you guys.

935
00:51:15,184 --> 00:51:18,019
W-We miss you guys.

936
00:51:21,757 --> 00:51:23,424
Oh!

937
00:51:24,192 --> 00:51:25,860
Almost forgot.

938
00:51:29,498 --> 00:51:32,667
I got a present
for the little one.

939
00:51:38,507 --> 00:51:40,608
Aren't you
gonna open it?

940
00:51:40,610 --> 00:51:44,011
Shouldn't I wait to open it
in front of the baby?

941
00:51:44,013 --> 00:51:46,380
Oh. Okay.

942
00:51:46,915 --> 00:51:48,949
I'll open it now.

943
00:52:03,965 --> 00:52:05,700
Thank you.

944
00:52:11,106 --> 00:52:14,041
Are you guys...
having any more kids?

945
00:52:18,947 --> 00:52:21,315
I, uh--

946
00:52:21,317 --> 00:52:23,351
I can't have any more.

947
00:52:27,856 --> 00:52:30,324
Is that funny?

948
00:52:30,326 --> 00:52:32,593
Oh, God, no.
No. Oh, God--

949
00:52:32,595 --> 00:52:34,362
I'm sorry.
Is that funny?

950
00:52:34,364 --> 00:52:37,531
No, no, no, no, no, no.

951
00:52:38,333 --> 00:52:41,135
No. No.
No, it's--

952
00:52:41,137 --> 00:52:44,138
It's just that
you can't have any more,

953
00:52:44,140 --> 00:52:46,807
and I don't want any more.

954
00:52:48,210 --> 00:52:50,144
Then don't
have any more.

955
00:52:50,146 --> 00:52:52,113
I'm pregnant.

956
00:52:55,417 --> 00:52:58,452
But I'm not having it.

957
00:52:59,454 --> 00:53:01,856
Carlo really wants to, but...

958
00:53:03,058 --> 00:53:05,459
we can't afford it.

959
00:53:06,228 --> 00:53:07,928
Oh, my God.

960
00:53:10,832 --> 00:53:13,768
It's hard for me
to admit this, but...

961
00:53:15,303 --> 00:53:17,805
I don't love being a mom.

962
00:53:19,441 --> 00:53:21,942
It gets easier after
the first three months.

963
00:53:21,944 --> 00:53:24,278
Don't tell me that!
I don't want advice.

964
00:53:24,280 --> 00:53:26,480
What do you want me
to say?

965
00:53:26,482 --> 00:53:29,216
Don't you ever
get angry about it?

966
00:53:29,218 --> 00:53:32,153
Angry?
Taking care of your baby?

967
00:53:32,155 --> 00:53:34,422
Well... a little.
But it passes.

968
00:53:34,424 --> 00:53:37,124
I-I-I feel grateful.

969
00:53:37,126 --> 00:53:39,293
I-- I had a rea--

970
00:53:39,295 --> 00:53:42,263
really bad day
last week.

971
00:53:42,265 --> 00:53:44,932
Do you wanna get
a soda?

972
00:53:44,934 --> 00:53:46,967
You wanna get a soda?

973
00:53:49,271 --> 00:53:53,040
You wanna get
a little Japanese soda?

974
00:53:53,042 --> 00:53:55,242
Look at those little fingers.

975
00:53:55,244 --> 00:53:57,778
Look at those little fingers.
I could just eat them up.

976
00:53:57,780 --> 00:54:00,347
I'm just gonna eat your fingers.
They're so tasty.

977
00:54:00,349 --> 00:54:02,149
<i>They're so tasty!
Mmm-mmm-mmm!</i>

978
00:54:02,151 --> 00:54:04,385
What if I bite them off?

979
00:54:04,387 --> 00:54:06,353
Oh, no. Oh, God.
Don't cry.

980
00:54:06,355 --> 00:54:08,756
No, no. It's okay.
Shh-shh-shh.

981
00:54:08,758 --> 00:54:12,326
I just can't listen to you cry anymore.
Yes. No. Yes, yes, yes.

982
00:54:12,328 --> 00:54:15,062
Oh, you're laughing at me now?
Don't you fucking laugh at me.

983
00:54:15,064 --> 00:54:17,898
Because I'll shake you. I'll shake you,
and then you'll stop crying.

984
00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:21,836
I'm not joking. I'll shake you,
and then you'll stop crying.

985
00:54:21,838 --> 00:54:26,040
And then I won't have to listen
to you crying ever again. No. No.

986
00:54:32,314 --> 00:54:34,048
What?

987
00:54:43,425 --> 00:54:45,392
I mean,
don't get me wrong.

988
00:54:45,394 --> 00:54:48,963
I... love my little boy.

989
00:54:48,965 --> 00:54:52,867
But sometimes,
when I'm alone in the shower,

990
00:54:52,869 --> 00:54:57,371
I commit myself to getting on
the next flight to anywhere...

991
00:54:57,373 --> 00:54:59,807
and never coming back.

992
00:55:02,979 --> 00:55:05,079
Oh, my God.

993
00:55:05,081 --> 00:55:06,647
So cute.
So sweet.

994
00:55:06,649 --> 00:55:08,549
- He's breathing in and out.
- Go on. Mock me.

995
00:55:08,551 --> 00:55:11,051
I would never.
Never.

996
00:55:11,053 --> 00:55:14,989
- Did you miss me?
- Wow, you guys seem so, uh--

997
00:55:14,991 --> 00:55:16,624
Repaired.

998
00:55:16,626 --> 00:55:18,292
Yeah,
I guess we are.

999
00:55:18,294 --> 00:55:19,827
Ugh. Revolting.

1000
00:55:19,829 --> 00:55:21,762
- - Blech.
- Sorry.

1001
00:55:21,764 --> 00:55:23,570
You don't even have a
20 for the delivery boy?

1002
00:55:23,583 --> 00:55:25,399
I spent all I
had on the shake.

1003
00:55:25,401 --> 00:55:27,635
You should've thought of that
before you called him back here.

1004
00:55:27,637 --> 00:55:29,537
I called him back here
because of you.

1005
00:55:29,539 --> 00:55:32,806
Hey! Hey! Come on!
Stop. It's gross.

1006
00:55:32,808 --> 00:55:35,109
<i>What? Kiss your wife.
She needs it.</i>

1007
00:55:35,111 --> 00:55:37,745
- I'm going. Does anyone want anything?
- Um--

1008
00:55:37,747 --> 00:55:39,680
I'll go. I'll go.
Just let me tip the kid.

1009
00:55:39,682 --> 00:55:41,448
- No.
- No, no, no, no.

1010
00:55:41,450 --> 00:55:43,884
It's fine. Why not?
Because it was my idea--

1011
00:55:43,886 --> 00:55:46,687
- Your cheapness.
- It's fine. Look, here's a 20.

1012
00:55:46,689 --> 00:55:50,724
Only you would do some shit like that--
call me cheap in front of my friends.

1013
00:55:50,726 --> 00:55:52,760
Cheap.
Excuse me.

1014
00:55:52,762 --> 00:55:56,630
- I'll call him back, tell him not to come.
- And embarrass yourself again?

1015
00:56:02,203 --> 00:56:03,804
She's mad at me.

1016
00:56:03,806 --> 00:56:06,040
You think?

1017
00:56:07,008 --> 00:56:10,244
She say anything to you before?

1018
00:56:10,246 --> 00:56:12,680
Sh-She asked
if I was happy.

1019
00:56:12,682 --> 00:56:15,449
Did she say
she was unhappy?

1020
00:56:15,451 --> 00:56:17,318
Is she unhappy?

1021
00:56:38,573 --> 00:56:40,975
That wasn't fair.

1022
00:56:40,977 --> 00:56:43,410
They might be unhappy,
but it wasn't fair to put us through that.

1023
00:56:43,412 --> 00:56:46,046
<i>♪ Oh, no.</i>

1024
00:56:49,384 --> 00:56:52,586
I can't sleep with that.
Go ask them to turn it down.

1025
00:56:52,588 --> 00:56:54,855
What? I can't sleep with that.
Can you?

1026
00:56:54,857 --> 00:56:58,125
No-- I don't want to-- You ask
them to turn it d-- What?

1027
00:57:03,399 --> 00:57:05,099
Hey, guys?

1028
00:57:05,101 --> 00:57:07,234
You seriously want me
to ask them?

1029
00:57:07,236 --> 00:57:09,236
Yes.
Okay.

1030
00:57:09,238 --> 00:57:12,773
Guys? Could you turn
the music down, please?

1031
00:57:15,244 --> 00:57:18,312
Guys, could--

1032
00:57:18,314 --> 00:57:20,948
<i>♪ Thank you.</i>

1033
00:57:23,485 --> 00:57:26,253
Sober or not, we're getting the
hell out of here in the morning.

1034
00:57:26,255 --> 00:57:27,888
Do you love me?

1035
00:57:30,525 --> 00:57:32,993
Of course I do.

1036
00:57:33,995 --> 00:57:36,030
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

1037
00:57:36,032 --> 00:57:38,999
Hey, that had nothing to do with us.

1038
00:57:39,001 --> 00:57:41,168
Just hold me.
Okay?

1039
00:57:41,903 --> 00:57:44,071
We are not
like them.

1040
00:58:12,134 --> 00:58:17,438
I'm just gonna sit here,
'cause I need to calm down.

1041
00:58:17,440 --> 00:58:20,340
You're just gonna sit there in the dark?

1042
00:58:20,342 --> 00:58:23,343
I do it all the time.

1043
00:58:23,345 --> 00:58:27,114
I sit,
and I drink my tea,

1044
00:58:27,116 --> 00:58:28,949
and I think.

1045
00:58:30,552 --> 00:58:32,820
And I watch you
sleep.

1046
00:58:39,027 --> 00:58:41,729
And then
when I get drowsy,

1047
00:58:41,731 --> 00:58:44,064
I put my tea down...

1048
00:58:45,900 --> 00:58:48,368
and I grope my way
to the bed.

1049
00:58:51,639 --> 00:58:54,374
And you groan.

1050
00:58:54,376 --> 00:58:57,211
And I say, "Shh."

1051
00:58:58,513 --> 00:59:00,247
And I think about...

1052
00:59:00,249 --> 00:59:03,717
how I like to watch you
watching me...

1053
00:59:03,719 --> 00:59:06,386
watch you shave.

1054
00:59:06,388 --> 00:59:09,823
Or how you sometimes sit at the
bar during my restaurant shifts...

1055
00:59:09,825 --> 00:59:11,692
and watch the stockbrokers flirt with me.

1056
00:59:15,764 --> 00:59:19,967
Or how I sometimes sneak out at 3:00
in the morning to buy you flowers...

1057
00:59:19,969 --> 00:59:22,369
because
they're cheaper then.

1058
00:59:24,773 --> 00:59:28,008
And how you leave 'em on
the kitchen table for me to see...

1059
00:59:29,377 --> 00:59:31,879
when I wake up.

1060
00:59:32,814 --> 00:59:35,516
They're not like us.

1061
00:59:38,720 --> 00:59:41,522
They don't understand
each other.

1062
00:59:43,758 --> 00:59:45,793
How could two people...

1063
00:59:45,795 --> 00:59:47,594
treat each other
like that...

1064
00:59:47,596 --> 00:59:50,597
if they really understood each other,
if they really loved each other?

1065
00:59:50,599 --> 00:59:52,733
How could that happen?

1066
00:59:52,735 --> 00:59:54,635
I love you.

1067
00:59:54,637 --> 00:59:56,370
You do?
Mm-hmm.

1068
00:59:57,338 --> 00:59:59,473
I love you too.

1069
01:00:29,103 --> 01:00:30,838
Jesus Christ.

1070
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:32,573
Oh, she's furious with me.

1071
01:00:32,575 --> 01:00:35,876
Why wouldn't she take a 20?
She's stubborn.

1072
01:00:35,878 --> 01:00:38,812
Well, so am I. Okay?
Why don't you call that guy?

1073
01:00:38,814 --> 01:00:42,015
I want you-- Send him back here.

1074
01:00:42,017 --> 01:00:45,152
I want-- I want--
I want two more milk sha--

1075
01:00:45,154 --> 01:00:47,354
I want chocolate milk shakes,
and I will pay. Call the guy.

1076
01:00:47,356 --> 01:00:50,096
He's on his way anyway. You
want a chocolate shake?

1077
01:00:50,109 --> 01:00:52,860
Yes. Two more
chocolate shakes.

1078
01:00:52,862 --> 01:00:56,129
- Go ahead, ca-- You want me to call him?
- I got it. I got it.

1079
01:00:56,131 --> 01:00:57,998
Ridiculous.

1080
01:00:58,000 --> 01:00:59,967
Let's go.

1081
01:00:59,969 --> 01:01:02,669
Hello. Yes, this is 605--

1082
01:01:02,671 --> 01:01:04,872
Yes, I am calling again.

1083
01:01:04,874 --> 01:01:08,609
We'd like two more milk shakes.
Chocolate.

1084
01:01:10,178 --> 01:01:11,678
Oh, okay.

1085
01:01:11,680 --> 01:01:13,580
Okay.
Appreciate it.

1086
01:01:13,582 --> 01:01:17,484
Apparently he left the diner already
and they're gonna call him back.

1087
01:01:17,486 --> 01:01:20,420
Oh, God, no. Call them back.
Tell them we can't do it.

1088
01:01:20,422 --> 01:01:22,990
I am not calling that man back.
You're crazy. No.

1089
01:01:22,992 --> 01:01:26,760
- Jesus, we better tip this kid after what
he put him through. - He's not a kid.

1090
01:01:26,762 --> 01:01:28,595
What do you mean?

1091
01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:31,064
You said, "Tip this kid,"
and he's not a kid.

1092
01:01:31,066 --> 01:01:34,001
What is he?
He's an old man.

1093
01:01:34,003 --> 01:01:35,969
What? Yeah.

1094
01:01:35,971 --> 01:01:38,105
He's an old Mexican man.

1095
01:01:38,107 --> 01:01:40,908
An old Mexican man?
And you didn't tip him?

1096
01:01:42,945 --> 01:01:46,313
- Well, how old is he?
- I don't know-- 50, 60.

1097
01:01:46,315 --> 01:01:48,582
Sixty?
He's, what-- He's probably 40.

1098
01:01:48,584 --> 01:01:51,251
He's got gray hair.
Probably didn't age well.

1099
01:01:51,253 --> 01:01:54,087
Of course he's not aging well.
The guy makes three cents an hour.

1100
01:01:54,089 --> 01:01:56,690
For real?
Are you gonna lay into me now?

1101
01:01:56,692 --> 01:01:59,226
I got an idea.
I got a hundred-dollar bill in my wallet.

1102
01:01:59,228 --> 01:02:00,861
Stop.
Let's give it to him.

1103
01:02:00,863 --> 01:02:02,796
Stop it.
What? Why?

1104
01:02:02,798 --> 01:02:04,564
It's patronizing.
Why is it patronizing?

1105
01:02:04,566 --> 01:02:07,301
<i>Because it is. Now put it away.
Wait a minute.</i>

1106
01:02:07,303 --> 01:02:11,371
Guy makes no money, has no education,
doesn't speak the language.

1107
01:02:11,373 --> 01:02:13,540
Why does it have to
be patronizing?

1108
01:02:13,542 --> 01:02:16,410
Why am I an awful person?
Nine out of 10 people wouldn't think of it.

1109
01:02:16,412 --> 01:02:18,946
10 out of 10 people
wouldn't do it.

1110
01:02:18,948 --> 01:02:21,114
Why-- Come on!
A little generosity, huh?

1111
01:02:21,116 --> 01:02:23,684
It's not like we didn't get
any help along the way, Sharyl.

1112
01:02:23,686 --> 01:02:26,653
Where would we be without
your dead grandparents?

1113
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:33,660
Before, I was angry.

1114
01:02:33,662 --> 01:02:35,228
Now I'm fuming.

1115
01:02:35,230 --> 01:02:37,864
He's fucking ancient,
and you sent him back for more shakes?

1116
01:02:37,866 --> 01:02:39,766
No.
They wanted more shakes.

1117
01:02:39,768 --> 01:02:41,969
- It's boiling outside!
- Grace, we ordered the shakes.

1118
01:02:41,971 --> 01:02:43,660
They wanted
more shakes.

1119
01:02:43,673 --> 01:02:45,372
That poor old man traipsing
about for your whims.

1120
01:02:45,374 --> 01:02:48,375
- Where is he?
- They ordered the shakes.

1121
01:02:48,377 --> 01:02:50,944
He's gone. I paid him and tipped him.
No! I wanted to tip him.

1122
01:02:50,946 --> 01:02:53,046
Oh!
Thank you, but I got it.

1123
01:02:53,048 --> 01:02:55,115
Jesus, I said I would tip him.
It's done.

1124
01:02:55,117 --> 01:02:56,783
All right.
Take the money. No.

1125
01:02:56,785 --> 01:02:58,318
Come on. Take it.
Are you kidding me?

1126
01:02:58,320 --> 01:03:00,821
- No.
- That's a hundred dollars.

1127
01:03:00,823 --> 01:03:02,456
I know.

1128
01:03:05,259 --> 01:03:07,694
Did my husband
ask you for money?

1129
01:03:07,696 --> 01:03:10,497
- No. What? No.
- I didn't ask him for anything.

1130
01:03:10,499 --> 01:03:12,532
You did, didn't you?

1131
01:03:18,139 --> 01:03:20,440
Thanks.

1132
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:28,415
He asked you for money?

1133
01:03:28,417 --> 01:03:29,922
I'm not going home with
this hundred-dollar bill.

1134
01:03:29,935 --> 01:03:31,451
I'm calling
that diner.

1135
01:03:31,453 --> 01:03:34,154
That guy is coming back here
and I'm going to tip him $100.

1136
01:03:34,156 --> 01:03:36,456
- What?
- I'm calling-- Where's the redial?

1137
01:03:36,458 --> 01:03:39,626
- Can we just go back to the hotel, Joel?
- Hello? Yeah, hi.

1138
01:03:39,628 --> 01:03:41,434
Uh, I don't know the
ad-- What's the address?

1139
01:03:41,447 --> 01:03:43,263
How the fuck
do I know?

1140
01:03:43,265 --> 01:03:45,271
I don't know the address. We
just had the milk shakes.

1141
01:03:45,284 --> 01:03:47,300
Yeah, yeah,
could you, uh--

1142
01:03:47,302 --> 01:03:50,670
Uh, uh, could-- Oh, Jesus Christ.
He hung up on me.

1143
01:03:52,974 --> 01:03:56,343
Yeah, hi. Please don't hang up on me.
Yeah, thanks. Would you--

1144
01:03:56,345 --> 01:03:58,578
I'd like you to send
that old man back here.

1145
01:03:58,580 --> 01:04:00,981
'Cause I'd like to tip him
a lot of money.

1146
01:04:00,983 --> 01:04:04,184
Yeah, okay. Well, do that then.
That's terrific. Absolutely.

1147
01:04:04,186 --> 01:04:06,820
Great. Okay.
Thank you so much.

1148
01:04:06,822 --> 01:04:09,489
He didn't believe me,
so I ordered four more shakes.

1149
01:04:09,491 --> 01:04:11,992
- How much money did he ask you for?
- I don't know. He didn't say.

1150
01:04:11,994 --> 01:04:15,028
He's always been irresponsible, Joel.
Never managed his money.

1151
01:04:15,030 --> 01:04:18,031
You know that. Let's not judge.
Who knows what happened to 'em.

1152
01:04:18,033 --> 01:04:20,534
It's not a mystery. He's been in
debt ever since we've known him.

1153
01:04:20,536 --> 01:04:22,502
I was in debt once.
And we took care of it.

1154
01:04:22,504 --> 01:04:24,571
Well, some people
aren't as lucky, Sharyl.

1155
01:04:24,573 --> 01:04:27,808
Is that what this is about? Luck? Your
luck or his luck? We're not gonna fight.

1156
01:04:27,810 --> 01:04:31,278
Showing your generosity by tipping
a stranger a hundred dollars?

1157
01:04:31,280 --> 01:04:33,713
He's not a stranger.
He's a delivery guy.

1158
01:04:33,715 --> 01:04:35,849
We're not floating in money, Joel.

1159
01:04:35,851 --> 01:04:37,406
No one admits they're
floating in money. If

1160
01:04:37,419 --> 01:04:38,985
they did, they'd actually
have to feel guilty.

1161
01:04:38,987 --> 01:04:40,687
Guilty?

1162
01:04:40,689 --> 01:04:43,924
We earned that money. Come on.
Do not start with the meritocracy line.

1163
01:04:43,926 --> 01:04:46,827
I don't want to talk politics.
You know we inherited money.

1164
01:04:46,829 --> 01:04:49,529
I took a job I can't stand--
that kills me day in and out.

1165
01:04:49,531 --> 01:04:52,432
People inherit money all the time, Joel.
We sacrificed.

1166
01:04:52,434 --> 01:04:55,068
We moved away
from New York!

1167
01:04:55,070 --> 01:04:58,405
We made choices.
How much does he want?

1168
01:04:58,407 --> 01:05:00,440
I don't know.
He didn't say. He didn't?

1169
01:05:00,442 --> 01:05:02,442
No. We were interrupted.
You think it's a lot of money?

1170
01:05:02,444 --> 01:05:08,215
There isn't. We have the same dreams,
the same ideals. Come on. Look at him.

1171
01:05:08,217 --> 01:05:10,417
So you're just gonna
give him money?

1172
01:05:10,419 --> 01:05:13,019
If you agree, yeah.
And if I don't agree?

1173
01:05:13,021 --> 01:05:16,189
Then we'll talk about it. And if after
we talk about it I still don't agree?

1174
01:05:16,191 --> 01:05:18,158
Then we'll flip a coin.

1175
01:05:18,160 --> 01:05:20,327
Very funny.

1176
01:05:20,329 --> 01:05:21,761
No.

1177
01:05:21,763 --> 01:05:23,430
No.

1178
01:05:23,432 --> 01:05:26,266
I won't give him money that would
get him out of his crushing debt.

1179
01:05:26,268 --> 01:05:28,068
He said,
"crushing debt"?

1180
01:05:28,070 --> 01:05:31,104
Joel, when somebody says "crushing
debt" and they ask for money,

1181
01:05:31,106 --> 01:05:32,606
<i>they mean
a lotof money.</i>

1182
01:05:32,608 --> 01:05:34,908
Maybe we should give 'em money.
Okay, great.

1183
01:05:34,910 --> 01:05:38,812
Let's just give away all our life savings
to beggars, friends, delivery boys. Great.

1184
01:05:38,814 --> 01:05:40,814
Jesus Chr--

1185
01:05:41,617 --> 01:05:47,787
Um, Grace said that the delivery
man speaks perfect English.

1186
01:05:47,789 --> 01:05:50,957
I started to ask him
do you have any change,

1187
01:05:50,959 --> 01:05:52,492
and I stopped myself
mid-sentence,

1188
01:05:52,494 --> 01:05:55,228
figuring he probably didn't speak English,
and he said--

1189
01:05:55,230 --> 01:05:56,963
"I have change."

1190
01:05:56,965 --> 01:05:58,798
And I said,
"Oh, you speak English."

1191
01:05:58,800 --> 01:06:00,867
And he said, "Of course.
Why wouldn't I?"

1192
01:06:00,869 --> 01:06:03,670
And I said, "My husband said you didn't,"
and he said,

1193
01:06:03,672 --> 01:06:04,977
- "Your husband's
wrong."

1194
01:06:04,990 --> 01:06:06,306
- I didn't even say he
didn't speak English.

1195
01:06:06,308 --> 01:06:07,947
You still want to give
him a hundred bucks now?

1196
01:06:07,960 --> 01:06:09,609
Yes, of course.
Why not?

1197
01:06:09,611 --> 01:06:11,778
Well, he's coming back.
He's coming back?

1198
01:06:11,780 --> 01:06:13,813
Yeah. Joel called him back.
You called him back?

1199
01:06:13,815 --> 01:06:16,750
I said I was gonna tip the guy $100.
He's coming back for the tip.

1200
01:06:16,752 --> 01:06:19,152
You called that poor old man back here?

1201
01:06:19,154 --> 01:06:22,022
To tip him
a hundred dollars.

1202
01:06:22,024 --> 01:06:24,958
For some reason, my husband wants to
show his generosity this evening.

1203
01:06:24,960 --> 01:06:26,526
Sharyl.

1204
01:06:26,528 --> 01:06:30,964
- You must be enjoying this.
- Enjoying what?

1205
01:06:30,966 --> 01:06:33,800
- I thought we said we were done fighting--
- I'm not done fighting.

1206
01:06:33,802 --> 01:06:36,303
- What the-- Enjoying what?
- Him groveling.

1207
01:06:36,305 --> 01:06:39,105
Look at your smug little face.
You love this, don't you?

1208
01:06:39,107 --> 01:06:41,708
What the fuck are you talking about?
This is your revenge.

1209
01:06:41,710 --> 01:06:43,476
- Revenge?
- Grace, please--

1210
01:06:43,478 --> 01:06:45,478
Whoa. No, no, no.
Revenge? For what?

1211
01:06:45,480 --> 01:06:47,847
For your mediocrity.
What?

1212
01:06:49,050 --> 01:06:52,052
He was the more talented of
you two in graduate school.

1213
01:06:52,054 --> 01:06:55,055
Oh, my God! In fact,
you had very little talent, if any at all.

1214
01:06:55,057 --> 01:06:58,225
And you had an inferiority
complex about it for years.

1215
01:06:58,227 --> 01:06:59,793
Did I?
You did.

1216
01:06:59,795 --> 01:07:01,661
Grace-- My husband got all the attention.

1217
01:07:01,663 --> 01:07:04,197
- He was the star of that program.
- That he was.

1218
01:07:04,199 --> 01:07:06,866
And this is your revenge,
isn't it?

1219
01:07:06,868 --> 01:07:11,471
Oh, it must be delicious for you
to see him so weak and needy.

1220
01:07:11,473 --> 01:07:14,107
So I harbor an inferiority complex,
and I'm without talent.

1221
01:07:14,109 --> 01:07:17,711
- Is that what I'm supposed to believe?
- They're not my words.

1222
01:07:23,417 --> 01:07:25,685
Jesus Christ.

1223
01:07:30,091 --> 01:07:33,693
This is why I don't
like dinner parties.

1224
01:07:45,673 --> 01:07:47,374
Divorce.

1225
01:07:48,442 --> 01:07:50,844
No,
you can't-- You can't be.

1226
01:07:51,946 --> 01:07:54,180
Yeah, you're right.

1227
01:07:54,182 --> 01:07:55,782
It would be
an annulment.

1228
01:07:55,784 --> 01:07:58,518
The Catholic Church would tell
us our marriage never existed.

1229
01:07:58,520 --> 01:08:02,756
Invalid from the beginning.
It was all a mirage.

1230
01:08:05,059 --> 01:08:06,593
You guys--

1231
01:08:06,595 --> 01:08:08,662
What?
You guys were so happy.

1232
01:08:08,664 --> 01:08:10,563
Were we?

1233
01:08:10,565 --> 01:08:13,833
We had plans-- our vacation in Costa Rica.

1234
01:08:13,835 --> 01:08:15,935
Well, we're not divorcing
to inconvenience you.

1235
01:08:15,937 --> 01:08:18,138
Well, you could see a counselor.
Counselor?

1236
01:08:18,140 --> 01:08:19,673
- A referee? Please.
- Please.

1237
01:08:20,875 --> 01:08:23,510
That beautiful baby boy up
there-- What's gonna happen?

1238
01:08:23,512 --> 01:08:25,812
Are you being serious?
You see that couch you're sitting on?

1239
01:08:25,814 --> 01:08:28,148
That is a pullout bed.
Okay, Joel, enough.

1240
01:08:28,150 --> 01:08:30,072
I have a feeling my name
is embroidered on it.

1241
01:08:30,085 --> 01:08:32,018
Enough. It's
getting old, Joel.

1242
01:08:32,020 --> 01:08:33,553
What?
The joke is getting old.

1243
01:08:33,555 --> 01:08:36,022
Who said it was a joke?
Your sarcasm's getting very old.

1244
01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:39,492
She ordered it last year.
Joel thinks I ordered it for him.

1245
01:08:39,494 --> 01:08:41,828
We have never had a pullout
couch in our lives.

1246
01:08:41,830 --> 01:08:44,130
Not even in our little
apartment in New York.

1247
01:08:44,132 --> 01:08:46,433
And she orders
a pullout couch here.

1248
01:08:46,435 --> 01:08:49,536
Sharyl claims to be above my nasty words,
but Sharyl fights in very subtle ways.

1249
01:08:49,538 --> 01:08:52,138
Look at the way you're behaving.
I refuse to sleep on it.

1250
01:08:52,140 --> 01:08:54,641
I have sequestered myself up
in the unfinished guest room...

1251
01:08:54,643 --> 01:08:56,876
amidst the paint cans
and the drywall.

1252
01:08:56,878 --> 01:08:59,045
I think I'm becoming
asthmatic as a result of it.

1253
01:08:59,047 --> 01:09:02,849
But I have to finish that
room so I can get some sleep,

1254
01:09:02,851 --> 01:09:05,352
because I refuse to
even sit on that couch.

1255
01:09:05,354 --> 01:09:07,554
Because if I do,
she wins.

1256
01:09:07,556 --> 01:09:09,189
This is--
This is too much.

1257
01:09:09,191 --> 01:09:10,924
This--
This is nothing.

1258
01:09:10,926 --> 01:09:14,094
We are fine with the couch.
Good. It's all yours.

1259
01:09:14,096 --> 01:09:15,862
I'm asking you...

1260
01:09:17,198 --> 01:09:18,998
politely...

1261
01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,134
to please...

1262
01:09:21,136 --> 01:09:22,836
stop.

1263
01:09:26,607 --> 01:09:29,542
My wife was fucking
a Brazilian.

1264
01:09:29,544 --> 01:09:31,578
Oh, no. God.

1265
01:09:57,838 --> 01:09:59,706
Goddamn you.

1266
01:10:01,776 --> 01:10:03,610
Goddamn you.

1267
01:10:03,612 --> 01:10:05,645
I used to play
our bossa nova CD's...

1268
01:10:05,647 --> 01:10:07,747
to get a rise
out of Sharyl.

1269
01:10:07,749 --> 01:10:10,517
Then she found them,
and she threw them out. You asshole!

1270
01:10:10,519 --> 01:10:12,552
So I bought some more
and she threw those out.

1271
01:10:12,554 --> 01:10:15,422
Then I bought some more--
Back and forth, back and forth.

1272
01:10:15,424 --> 01:10:17,023
All right, listen,
we gotta go. Asshole!

1273
01:10:17,025 --> 01:10:20,160
Go? Go where? You're in
the fucking tundra!

1274
01:10:20,162 --> 01:10:22,061
Sweetheart,
I'm asking you nicely...

1275
01:10:23,397 --> 01:10:25,598
to please stop.

1276
01:10:26,233 --> 01:10:27,967
Please.

1277
01:10:27,969 --> 01:10:30,570
After Sharyl had the baby,

1278
01:10:30,572 --> 01:10:33,173
Bossa Nova
wouldn't fuck her anymore.

1279
01:10:34,408 --> 01:10:37,677
So now I have to watch her
mope around in a robe...

1280
01:10:37,679 --> 01:10:41,114
in this vacuous palace
of shit!

1281
01:10:41,116 --> 01:10:43,783
Well, maybe when I'm around
you I intuitively mope.

1282
01:10:43,785 --> 01:10:46,252
Oh, really?
Your Brazilian depression is my fault then?

1283
01:10:46,254 --> 01:10:48,027
Depression? Who said
anything about depression?

1284
01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,823
I'm talking
about moping.

1285
01:10:49,825 --> 01:10:51,847
I guess what I'm saying,
Joel, is I'm not really

1286
01:10:51,860 --> 01:10:53,893
moping because I have
nothing to mope about.

1287
01:10:55,796 --> 01:10:59,065
I'm quite satisfied
is what I'm saying.

1288
01:11:01,168 --> 01:11:04,037
How do you know
he was my only?

1289
01:11:04,972 --> 01:11:07,774
Only?

1290
01:11:07,776 --> 01:11:09,709
Bossa...

1291
01:11:10,211 --> 01:11:12,078
nova.

1292
01:11:14,815 --> 01:11:16,649
That's clever, Sharyl.
Really?

1293
01:11:16,651 --> 01:11:18,284
Yeah.
What is? Tell me.

1294
01:11:18,286 --> 01:11:20,420
What? What's clever?

1295
01:11:20,422 --> 01:11:22,489
You're smug.

1296
01:11:22,491 --> 01:11:25,458
But the truth is,
you know nothing.

1297
01:11:25,460 --> 01:11:29,062
And I would never
tell you what you want to know.

1298
01:11:29,064 --> 01:11:30,697
One day...

1299
01:11:30,699 --> 01:11:33,566
I'm gonna murder you.

1300
01:11:35,703 --> 01:11:37,971
I look forward to it.

1301
01:11:42,210 --> 01:11:44,511
Crème brûlée, anyone?

1302
01:11:44,513 --> 01:11:46,279
I feel sick.

1303
01:11:46,281 --> 01:11:47,780
What do you mean
by "only"?

1304
01:11:47,782 --> 01:11:49,382
We don't socialize much
anymore because Joel--

1305
01:11:49,384 --> 01:11:52,452
- What do you mean?
- has the habit of embarrassing us.

1306
01:11:52,454 --> 01:11:56,489
It was one of the reasons we
didn't make it to your wedding.

1307
01:11:56,491 --> 01:11:58,558
I am so sorry
you had to see this.

1308
01:11:58,560 --> 01:12:01,794
Are you kidding? This will do them good.
See what a marriage can become.

1309
01:12:01,796 --> 01:12:04,898
It will do them good to know
that I find you abominable,

1310
01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:08,468
that the thought of having
sex with you revolts me.

1311
01:12:08,470 --> 01:12:10,103
Sharyl--

1312
01:12:11,939 --> 01:12:14,340
I would rather you
fuck a whore...

1313
01:12:14,342 --> 01:12:16,576
than put your hands
on my shoulders.

1314
01:12:17,745 --> 01:12:21,281
My stomach churns at the
thought of our wedding day.

1315
01:13:54,608 --> 01:13:57,076
Carlo and Grace,

1316
01:13:57,078 --> 01:14:01,681
the mold, the archetype
of a good relationship.

1317
01:14:01,683 --> 01:14:05,852
Such passion,
warmth, humanity.

1318
01:14:07,287 --> 01:14:10,023
Sharyl and I used to joke.
Didn't we, Sharyl?

1319
01:14:10,025 --> 01:14:12,792
Before we started to fall apart.

1320
01:14:12,794 --> 01:14:15,194
When we still had a sense of humor,
we used to say...

1321
01:14:15,196 --> 01:14:18,264
that we wanted the two of you,
Carlo and Grace,

1322
01:14:18,266 --> 01:14:20,433
bronzed
into a statue...

1323
01:14:20,435 --> 01:14:22,802
and put
in our backyard to--

1324
01:14:22,804 --> 01:14:24,470
To remind us
of happiness.

1325
01:14:24,472 --> 01:14:26,673
To remind us
of happiness.

1326
01:14:54,234 --> 01:14:56,135
We really...

1327
01:14:57,004 --> 01:14:59,806
hoped tonight
would be different.

1328
01:15:01,942 --> 01:15:04,077
Go to sleep.

1329
01:15:04,079 --> 01:15:06,813
We'll have coffee and bagels
in the morning...

1330
01:15:07,881 --> 01:15:10,149
and forget
all about it.

1331
01:15:11,018 --> 01:15:13,786
Good night.
I'm gonna go to bed.

1332
01:15:23,897 --> 01:15:25,465
Um...

1333
01:15:26,500 --> 01:15:29,035
thank you, guys,
for staying.

1334
01:15:29,037 --> 01:15:32,004
Uh, linens are in
the hallway closet.

1335
01:15:32,006 --> 01:15:34,707
The fridge is yours. The bed,
as you know, pulls out.

1336
01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:36,409
Good night.

1337
01:15:49,390 --> 01:15:51,524
First you ask me
for money.

1338
01:15:53,160 --> 01:15:55,728
- And then you insult me.
- You loved that he asked you for money.

1339
01:15:55,730 --> 01:15:57,864
No, I didn't.
I actually wanted to help.

1340
01:15:57,866 --> 01:16:01,167
- We don't need your help.
We can handle this on our own. - Can we?

1341
01:16:01,169 --> 01:16:03,336
This is between you and me,
no one else.

1342
01:16:03,338 --> 01:16:05,371
- How much did he ask for?
- That's none of your business!

1343
01:16:05,373 --> 01:16:08,341
Well, I think it is, 'cause your
husband asked us for it. How much?

1344
01:16:08,343 --> 01:16:10,082
Well, my husband is
rescinding his request.

1345
01:16:10,095 --> 01:16:11,844
We need $55,000.

1346
01:16:13,414 --> 01:16:15,921
Believe me, your husband
doesn't need to rescind

1347
01:16:15,934 --> 01:16:18,451
anything, because there's
no way in hell--

1348
01:16:18,453 --> 01:16:20,787
Okay.

1349
01:16:20,789 --> 01:16:23,322
Excuse me?
I'll give you the money.

1350
01:16:23,324 --> 01:16:26,025
You thought of me as
talentless all this time?

1351
01:16:27,694 --> 01:16:29,595
Tell him the truth,
Carlo.

1352
01:16:29,597 --> 01:16:31,164
Uh, well--
Tell him the truth!

1353
01:16:31,166 --> 01:16:32,865
Let me speak!

1354
01:16:37,171 --> 01:16:40,573
I thought of you
as an underachiever.

1355
01:16:40,575 --> 01:16:42,675
Wasted talent.

1356
01:16:42,677 --> 01:16:45,144
You let me down.

1357
01:16:45,146 --> 01:16:47,680
- I let you down?
- Yeah. You had so much potential.

1358
01:16:47,682 --> 01:16:49,215
Oh, please!

1359
01:16:49,217 --> 01:16:52,552
You said "talentless"
over and over again to me.

1360
01:16:52,554 --> 01:16:54,287
Have a spine.

1361
01:16:54,289 --> 01:16:57,456
If we were being honest like you're being,
we wouldn't have any friends.

1362
01:16:57,458 --> 01:17:01,127
What's a marriage without the
gossip you share with your spouse?

1363
01:17:01,129 --> 01:17:02,962
You should respect
that gossip.

1364
01:17:02,964 --> 01:17:05,487
I'm not talking about money.
You're not getting

1365
01:17:05,500 --> 01:17:08,034
any money, no matter
what my husband says.

1366
01:17:08,036 --> 01:17:11,804
- I'm giving them money.
- I'm talking about manners.

1367
01:17:11,806 --> 01:17:14,040
It's not like
we don't talk about you.

1368
01:17:14,042 --> 01:17:16,231
When we visited New
York after Lucien was

1369
01:17:16,244 --> 01:17:18,444
born, we laughed at your
expense for a week.

1370
01:17:18,446 --> 01:17:22,415
Do you remember how you fed him? Right
to his mouth with your unwashed fingers?

1371
01:17:22,417 --> 01:17:24,684
God, I remember so clearly.

1372
01:17:24,686 --> 01:17:27,620
You took your dirty,
stinky fingers,

1373
01:17:27,622 --> 01:17:29,155
and you scooped up
some food,

1374
01:17:29,157 --> 01:17:32,792
and you laid it
to my baby Lucien's lips.

1375
01:17:32,794 --> 01:17:35,127
So natural. Oh!

1376
01:17:35,129 --> 01:17:37,129
<i>So endearing. So earthy.
So disgusting!</i>

1377
01:17:37,131 --> 01:17:39,398
Okay, that's enough.
No, please let me finish.

1378
01:17:39,400 --> 01:17:42,602
The next morning, over coffee,
my husband and I laughed at you.

1379
01:17:42,604 --> 01:17:44,503
What a load of crap,
we thought.

1380
01:17:44,505 --> 01:17:47,473
It's bad enough she has
such slutty taste in clothes.

1381
01:17:47,475 --> 01:17:49,508
I mean, what?
Ripped stockings, short skirt.

1382
01:17:49,510 --> 01:17:51,077
Hooker boots?
Come on.

1383
01:17:51,079 --> 01:17:53,512
<i>But that she takes her hands,
her unwashhands,</i>

1384
01:17:53,514 --> 01:17:56,349
and lays them to my baby's
lips and feeds him,

1385
01:17:56,351 --> 01:17:58,851
like it's natural to her.

1386
01:17:58,853 --> 01:18:00,686
You're a fake.

1387
01:18:00,688 --> 01:18:03,422
You're a phony.
You were terrified.

1388
01:18:03,424 --> 01:18:05,258
Hey, hey, Sharyl-- Okay, that's enough.
Just stop it.

1389
01:18:05,260 --> 01:18:08,094
Stop now, Sharyl.
Stop, Sharyl. Please stop now.

1390
01:18:08,096 --> 01:18:09,929
Grace is pregnant again.

1391
01:18:18,006 --> 01:18:20,339
<i>You told her?</i>

1392
01:18:22,643 --> 01:18:27,046
So don't attack us, Grace,
because my husband can support a family.

1393
01:18:27,048 --> 01:18:29,482
It's not our fault
you're embarrassed for Carlo.

1394
01:18:29,484 --> 01:18:32,518
And let me tell you the truth.
He's no Ansel fucking Adams.

1395
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:34,720
He's a snob.
Yeah, you are.

1396
01:18:34,722 --> 01:18:38,057
Always telling Joel about this photographer
that's coming through New York...

1397
01:18:38,059 --> 01:18:40,326
and this painter that's
coming through New York,

1398
01:18:40,328 --> 01:18:42,862
as if my husband
doesn't read the trades,

1399
01:18:42,864 --> 01:18:47,566
as if he isn't wishing he was here
doing those exact same things.

1400
01:18:51,672 --> 01:18:54,674
I don't tell you those things to look
down on you, Joel. Yeah, you do.

1401
01:18:54,676 --> 01:18:58,244
- Do you really think that?
- Come on. Come on. You do.

1402
01:18:58,246 --> 01:19:00,413
I--

1403
01:19:12,225 --> 01:19:14,327
What are you doing?
I'm writing them a check.

1404
01:19:14,329 --> 01:19:16,829
We're not taking that check.
Why not?

1405
01:19:16,831 --> 01:19:20,199
Because... you made
a commitment to us.

1406
01:19:20,934 --> 01:19:22,868
This is between
you and me.

1407
01:19:22,870 --> 01:19:24,559
Who else is gonna get
you out of debt, Grace?

1408
01:19:24,572 --> 01:19:26,272
Not you.

1409
01:19:26,274 --> 01:19:29,475
Oh, really? What are you gonna do?
Call a bank? Ask for a loan?

1410
01:19:29,477 --> 01:19:31,677
With what equity? Huh?

1411
01:19:31,679 --> 01:19:33,512
Your restaurant job?
His photos?

1412
01:19:33,514 --> 01:19:36,549
He's got an exhibit next
month in New Mexico.

1413
01:19:36,551 --> 01:19:39,018
It's just a matter of time.
I believe in him.

1414
01:19:39,020 --> 01:19:41,654
Well, it takes more than
belief to sell photos.

1415
01:19:41,656 --> 01:19:44,657
We're gonna pay him back, Grace,
as soon as I sell something.

1416
01:19:44,659 --> 01:19:47,026
Why would you take that money?
Because I deserve that money.

1417
01:19:47,028 --> 01:19:49,028
You deserve it?
I deserve it.

1418
01:19:50,297 --> 01:19:52,798
Jesus Christ.

1419
01:19:52,800 --> 01:19:55,301
Okay.

1420
01:20:06,481 --> 01:20:08,981
Don't cash this right away.
I have to call the bank.

1421
01:20:08,983 --> 01:20:11,283
Joel-- Joel.
What, Sharyl?

1422
01:20:11,285 --> 01:20:13,953
Oh, please let me do this.
Please. Why?

1423
01:20:13,955 --> 01:20:17,690
- I'm paying you back that money.
- No. It's a gift. It's a gift.

1424
01:20:17,692 --> 01:20:19,158
No.
Absolutely not.

1425
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:20,593
Please let me do this.
Why?

1426
01:20:20,595 --> 01:20:23,195
- Because I need to.
- We're gonna pay you back.

1427
01:20:23,197 --> 01:20:26,532
No, you won't. It is a gift,
or you don't get it.

1428
01:20:26,534 --> 01:20:28,701
We're not taking that money.
Yeah, we are.

1429
01:20:28,703 --> 01:20:32,438
Why not, Grace? Am I a mobster?
Is the money dirty?

1430
01:20:32,440 --> 01:20:34,607
No. It's just
not ours to take.

1431
01:20:34,609 --> 01:20:38,267
Okay, when I asked Carlo-- I said to him,
I could get you an interview at my agency.

1432
01:20:38,280 --> 01:20:41,547
Do you know what he said? He said "I
told myself I would never do that."

1433
01:20:41,549 --> 01:20:43,783
"I told myself
I would never do that."

1434
01:20:43,785 --> 01:20:46,519
Why would he say that?
Why would he say that to me?

1435
01:20:46,521 --> 01:20:49,655
I mean, why not say,
it's not for me, I'm not interested,

1436
01:20:49,657 --> 01:20:52,291
I want to keep doing exhibits,
I want to keep selling art?

1437
01:20:52,293 --> 01:20:55,061
Instead, he said,
"I told myself I would never do that."

1438
01:20:55,063 --> 01:20:57,296
There's this line
that Carlo will never cross.

1439
01:20:57,298 --> 01:20:59,231
There's something
he will never sink down to.

1440
01:20:59,233 --> 01:21:02,101
- Joel, you know that's not what I meant.
- That's exactly what you meant!

1441
01:21:02,103 --> 01:21:05,237
- I meant I have different plans.
- You have the same plans that I once had.

1442
01:21:05,239 --> 01:21:07,339
But you changed your plans.
Maybe you should too.

1443
01:21:07,341 --> 01:21:10,242
- No. Why?
- Because they're not working.

1444
01:21:11,845 --> 01:21:14,647
Don't resent me for that.
Grow up.

1445
01:21:14,649 --> 01:21:19,118
Your dreams, your plans,
they beat you down, they destroy you.

1446
01:21:19,120 --> 01:21:23,489
Ask anybody who makes a living and
they will tell you exactly the same thing.

1447
01:21:23,491 --> 01:21:25,524
Let me fill you in
on something.

1448
01:21:25,526 --> 01:21:28,727
We're not special.
We're not brilliant.

1449
01:21:28,729 --> 01:21:30,629
We never were.

1450
01:21:30,631 --> 01:21:34,567
Any artist out there that doesn't think
that they're special, they're lying.

1451
01:21:34,569 --> 01:21:37,069
Okay, then I guess I was
never a serious artist.

1452
01:21:37,071 --> 01:21:39,105
I guess not, Joel.

1453
01:21:40,608 --> 01:21:45,811
You think I don't look in the mirror
and want to scream sometimes?

1454
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,181
But I have a family
and a place to live,

1455
01:21:49,183 --> 01:21:52,685
and people around me
that I love, and... a yard.

1456
01:21:53,520 --> 01:21:55,154
Yeah, a yard...

1457
01:21:55,156 --> 01:21:56,789
where my little boy--

1458
01:21:58,525 --> 01:22:02,661
where my one little boy
can play.

1459
01:22:05,499 --> 01:22:09,335
Now, at the end of the day,
what more can I ask for?

1460
01:22:09,337 --> 01:22:12,338
Tell me.
What more can I ask for?

1461
01:22:12,340 --> 01:22:14,707
It's not about
wanting more, Joel.

1462
01:22:15,542 --> 01:22:18,144
I just want
something different.

1463
01:22:21,915 --> 01:22:24,617
Well, then,
you pay a price.

1464
01:22:54,047 --> 01:22:55,681
Thank you.

1465
01:22:55,683 --> 01:22:57,650
Here. Keep it.

1466
01:23:00,754 --> 01:23:02,521
Thank you.

1467
01:23:28,048 --> 01:23:30,616
How old was he?

1468
01:23:32,052 --> 01:23:34,520
Mmm.

1469
01:23:34,522 --> 01:23:36,522
Sixties.

1470
01:23:38,925 --> 01:23:41,327
Was he happy?
Happy?

1471
01:23:41,329 --> 01:23:43,529
That you gave him
that tip?

1472
01:23:43,531 --> 01:23:45,431
He smiled.

1473
01:23:45,433 --> 01:23:47,666
I think he even bowed.

1474
01:23:50,371 --> 01:23:53,038
- He didn't.
- I think he did.

1475
01:23:53,040 --> 01:23:55,674
Oh.
That's embarrassing.

1476
01:23:55,676 --> 01:23:57,843
Yeah.

1477
01:23:57,845 --> 01:23:59,845
Are you glad you gave it?

1478
01:24:01,047 --> 01:24:02,581
The tip?

1479
01:24:02,583 --> 01:24:05,451
Come on, man.
I don't know.

1480
01:24:06,253 --> 01:24:08,153
I don't know.

1481
01:24:08,155 --> 01:24:11,357
Do you enjoy
having money?

1482
01:24:14,428 --> 01:24:15,761
Yeah.

1483
01:24:15,763 --> 01:24:17,429
Yeah, I do.

1484
01:24:18,331 --> 01:24:21,867
When you have it,
what do you worry about?

1485
01:24:25,872 --> 01:24:27,606
Keeping it.

1486
01:24:47,927 --> 01:24:50,362
Take me home, Joel.
Mmm.

1487
01:24:50,364 --> 01:24:52,665
Yeah, let's go.

1488
01:25:01,841 --> 01:25:03,542
Good night.

1489
01:25:04,311 --> 01:25:06,645
Good night.

1490
01:25:25,132 --> 01:25:27,533
Come on.
There's a lot of power in those words.

1491
01:25:27,535 --> 01:25:29,568
- I want you to say it with me.
- All right.

1492
01:25:29,570 --> 01:25:31,799
For richer, for poorer.
For richer or for poorer.

1493
01:25:32,506 --> 01:25:34,817
In sickness and in health.
In sickness and in health.

1494
01:25:34,852 --> 01:25:37,509
Till death
do us part.

1495
01:25:37,511 --> 01:25:39,845
Till death
do us part.

1496
01:25:39,847 --> 01:25:42,147
Ugh.

1497
01:25:42,149 --> 01:25:44,116
I'm gonna write my own.
Oh, man!

1498
01:25:46,120 --> 01:25:48,087
Oh. Wait.