1 00:00:42,160 --> 00:00:45,040 I imagine the bestplace to start is at the beginning. 2 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,080 Meg. 3 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:50,280 Why are you here? 4 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:53,280 Beatrice has... 5 00:00:55,640 --> 00:00:58,760 ...been showing signs of depression. 6 00:00:59,480 --> 00:01:01,840 She's also been very, very angry with us. 7 00:01:02,560 --> 00:01:05,160 Ever since she saw us having sex. 8 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:14,160 When you were having sex, was it different or unusual in any way? 9 00:01:17,920 --> 00:01:21,520 We got a book. Kama Sutra. 10 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,520 I lit some candles... 11 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:26,800 ...and played some music. 12 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,640 And got myself in a position that wasn't... 13 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:34,560 ...very easy for me, emotionally. 14 00:01:35,160 --> 00:01:37,160 It's called the Congress of the Cow... 15 00:01:38,320 --> 00:01:39,400 ...where... 16 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:43,600 ...the woman is bent over, the hands are on the floor, the man is behind. 17 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,240 What did she do when she saw you? 18 00:01:47,440 --> 00:01:49,560 She just stood there staring at us. 19 00:01:49,760 --> 00:01:52,680 -She didn't say anything? -Didn't say a word. 20 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,520 What would you like to say to Beatrice right now? 21 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,880 I'm sorry. I'm sorry you had to see that. 22 00:02:04,080 --> 00:02:05,600 Beatrice, can you look at us? 23 00:02:06,480 --> 00:02:09,000 Come on, honey, Mommy and Daddy are over here. 24 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:12,880 Champions into the ring. 25 00:02:15,440 --> 00:02:17,440 Thank you. Right on around. 26 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:22,240 Just trot him straight away and back, please. 27 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:26,280 They couldn't have ordered up a nicer day, I'll say that for them. 28 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,720 I woke up, I was so glad. 29 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:31,400 Would everybody please fill in to line? 30 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:34,320 Leads up. Let's take them all around. 31 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:42,320 Best of Breed. Best of Winners. Best Opposite. 32 00:02:42,480 --> 00:02:43,880 Yes! 33 00:02:45,400 --> 00:02:46,640 Super. 34 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,280 I like to think that Cookie and I work as a team. 35 00:02:50,480 --> 00:02:51,720 Although I do nothing. 36 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,640 She does all the work with Winky. 37 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:59,720 Well, the fiirst time we met was at this... 38 00:02:59,920 --> 00:03:02,280 ...big dance. 39 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:06,360 And I just thought she was the prettiest thing... 40 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:07,880 ...that I'd ever seen. 41 00:03:08,080 --> 00:03:10,440 And she was there with somebody else. 42 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,480 She was very popular back then. She had dozens of boyfriends. 43 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,080 Hundreds. 44 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,160 Hundreds? 45 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:19,440 Yeah, hundreds. 46 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:21,480 I did not know that! 47 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:23,880 Hundreds. 48 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,880 Well, not that I didn't have a reputation myself... 49 00:03:28,080 --> 00:03:31,800 ...because, you know, I was considered... 50 00:03:32,000 --> 00:03:36,640 ...by "some" to be quite the Casanova, myself. 51 00:03:37,040 --> 00:03:41,200 Back at Ponce de Leon Junior High. But we started dancing.... 52 00:03:41,520 --> 00:03:43,320 He didn't want to dance! 53 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,360 -I didn't want to dance because-- -I said, "Get up, Gerry." 54 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,520 I kept saying, "No, I can't dance. 55 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:51,480 I've got two left feet! I've got two left feet!" 56 00:03:51,640 --> 00:03:53,280 I thought he was kidding. 57 00:03:54,040 --> 00:03:55,320 But I wasn't. 58 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,760 I was born... 59 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:01,600 ...with two left feet. 60 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:04,400 And they had a nickname for me. 61 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,080 They used to call me Loopy... 62 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:09,200 ...because, you know, I would walk in little loops. 63 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,120 I kept going in circles. 64 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:14,720 And then with some therapy I learned... 65 00:04:15,360 --> 00:04:16,880 ...how to walk a straight line. 66 00:04:17,080 --> 00:04:18,480 And dance. 67 00:04:18,680 --> 00:04:20,400 -And dance! -And dance. 68 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,680 Oh, man, you got moves better than Winky, I think. 69 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:28,880 My great-grandfather Millbank, in 1875... 70 00:04:29,040 --> 00:04:32,640 ...began the Mayflower IKennel Club and Dog Show. 71 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:33,840 It started small. 72 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,000 He operated out of this house we're in... 73 00:04:38,200 --> 00:04:41,520 ...this beautiful building, and this lovely room... 74 00:04:41,680 --> 00:04:45,360 ...which grew and grew, and of course, nobody lives here anymore. 75 00:04:45,560 --> 00:04:47,080 But, it's our... 76 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,000 ...it's our place. 77 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:53,040 And then my grandfather continued the tradition... 78 00:04:53,240 --> 00:04:56,800 ...and really, I think what we're talking about is standards... 79 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,800 ...very, very specific, rigid, you could say... 80 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:03,080 ...but in this world... 81 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:05,960 ...where would we be without them, I think. 82 00:05:06,160 --> 00:05:07,760 And notice where we are. 83 00:05:08,440 --> 00:05:10,560 We've got some real standards... 84 00:05:10,760 --> 00:05:13,880 ...and in Jessica's case, we have a bite standard... 85 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:17,200 ...but we don't have a number of teeth standard. 86 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,320 The breeds do differ in that, but they're very strict... 87 00:05:20,520 --> 00:05:23,160 ...and they're very, very pure. 88 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,520 And, that.... Oh, yes? 89 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,880 Did you hear that? Did you hear what I said? 90 00:05:27,080 --> 00:05:29,000 I think she-- I think you heard what I said. 91 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:30,640 You were listening to me. 92 00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,120 Now, when somebody comes in here... 93 00:05:37,320 --> 00:05:40,240 ...your average tourist, fisherperson, right? 94 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,760 They want to know, "Where do I go?" 95 00:05:42,960 --> 00:05:45,320 What you do is sell them this map... 96 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:47,160 ...and all these different flies. 97 00:05:47,360 --> 00:05:49,800 You take the map. You take your best places... 98 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:53,440 ...and you take the best fly for the place, put it right on the map. 99 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:56,560 Then you'd sell them the map. Now they know where to go. 100 00:05:56,760 --> 00:05:58,160 We pick out the pattern for you. 101 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:01,520 It could be a Disco Midge, it could be a Beadhead... 102 00:06:01,720 --> 00:06:04,000 ...it could be a Parachute Adams, whatever it is. 103 00:06:04,200 --> 00:06:05,760 He doesn't have to think, "Oh." 104 00:06:05,960 --> 00:06:07,600 Aside from fishing... 105 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,960 ...dogs have always been a big thing in my family. 106 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:14,520 My father was a Coonhound man. 107 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:16,440 He had Red Bones... 108 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:19,480 ...and his brother had a Blue Tick, and his brother had a Plott Hound... 109 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,880 ...and some other members of the family... 110 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:26,000 ...they had Steven's stock and some Cataloona Hounds. 111 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,640 And my brother Otto also had a Red Bone. 112 00:06:29,840 --> 00:06:32,320 We'd fight all the time. He'd say, "I'm a Red Bone man!" 113 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:34,640 I used to say, "I'm a Bloodhound man!" 114 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:39,880 The Bloodhound, of all the breeds, is just such a noble, loyal, perfect dog. 115 00:06:40,080 --> 00:06:41,520 You can't find a better dog... 116 00:06:41,720 --> 00:06:43,160 ...on the whole planet Earth. 117 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:45,640 And I would guess that even if one day... 118 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:49,160 ...they land on some other planet in Venus or Mars, whatever... 119 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,280 ...you couldn't find a better dog. 120 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:54,400 And Hubert is the best Hound I've ever had. 121 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,240 I've had probably 10 or 1 5. 122 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:02,200 He is not only a great show dog, but he could be a great man-trail dog. 123 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,200 If the police came and said, "I need a great Bloodhound"... 124 00:07:05,400 --> 00:07:07,960 ...he would be the one to take out. 125 00:07:08,160 --> 00:07:11,840 Because if there was some kind of convict loose, God forbid... 126 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:13,800 ...he would be the one to find him. 127 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:19,720 We got all fresh cuts today, top-loin... 128 00:07:19,920 --> 00:07:22,800 ...porterhouse, T-bone, blade, ball-tip, tri-tip, chuck. 129 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,160 -We got everything. -So, basically, you know, meat. 130 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,000 -Got a lot of meat. -Oh, good. 131 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,320 Now, Tyrone... 132 00:07:29,560 --> 00:07:31,800 ...liked those kidneys. How about a half-pound? 133 00:07:32,000 --> 00:07:34,960 Not the kidneys. I don't want to pull the membranes. 134 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:37,120 I'll take care of the membranes. 135 00:07:37,320 --> 00:07:39,160 -You could pull it off. -Stop it. 136 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:43,760 A half-pound of the salmon, half-pound of the kidneys. 137 00:07:43,960 --> 00:07:46,920 Do me a favor. Just get one of those pepperoni sticks out. 138 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,320 -I just want to hold it. -Will you stop it? You are so bad. 139 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:53,360 I had been a hairdresser about 14 years... 140 00:07:53,680 --> 00:07:57,480 ...and I went to a show, and I saw his nibs here... 141 00:07:57,680 --> 00:07:59,880 ...having his way with a Borzoi. 142 00:08:00,080 --> 00:08:03,720 Just trotting around that ring like he was born to it, and he was. 143 00:08:03,920 --> 00:08:07,680 I asked my ex-wife, I said, "Who's that?" She says, "That's Scott. 144 00:08:07,880 --> 00:08:09,040 He shows a good dog." 145 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,680 I've never seen anyone as light on his feet-- 146 00:08:11,880 --> 00:08:14,520 -Light in the loafers. Say it. -No, no, no! 147 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,320 -Stop. No. -Wait until I tell Mom! 148 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:20,720 It's just he and the Borzoi seemed to have the same prance, the same.... 149 00:08:20,920 --> 00:08:24,480 It was like they were two members of the same body, you might say. 150 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,920 And it was a wonderful thing. 151 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:29,120 I knew a guy who had two members on the same body. 152 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,080 -I dated him. -In your dreams. 153 00:08:31,280 --> 00:08:34,760 Got so exhausted.... Go on. I'm sorry. You were telling a story. 154 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:37,640 No, and I asked Deb, I said, "Who's that?" She said: 155 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,200 "That's Scott, and he cuts hair, he grooms dogs... 156 00:08:41,400 --> 00:08:43,720 ...and he shows dogs, and he's a genius." 157 00:08:43,920 --> 00:08:48,040 -Then I was, like, wild man on campus. -Club scene. Mr. Club Scene here. 158 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:52,000 On Friday night, I'd have 3 Saturday nights, then go home and wake up. 159 00:08:52,200 --> 00:08:55,760 My, God, what a thrill. Don't knock it till you've tried it. 160 00:08:55,960 --> 00:08:59,720 Anyway, so we get together, we see several movies... 161 00:08:59,920 --> 00:09:02,160 -...we like the same stuff. -Before you know it.... 162 00:09:02,360 --> 00:09:04,680 -It's the all-American love story. -It sure is. 163 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:06,440 Writ large. 164 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:09,960 On the marquee, big letters: "Us." 165 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:14,880 We've been together fiive years. 166 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:19,000 We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. 167 00:09:19,200 --> 00:09:22,440 I mean, he still pushes all my buttons. 168 00:09:22,640 --> 00:09:26,160 And you know, people say, "Oh, but he's so much older than you." 169 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:30,440 And you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. 170 00:09:31,280 --> 00:09:33,480 Yeah, we both have so much in common. 171 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,640 We both love soup. 172 00:09:35,840 --> 00:09:39,640 And we love the outdoors. 173 00:09:39,800 --> 00:09:42,440 We love snow peas. 174 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,800 And... 175 00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:48,200 ...talking and not talking. 176 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:56,480 We could not talk or talk forever... 177 00:09:57,280 --> 00:10:00,480 ...and still find things to not talk about. 178 00:10:04,360 --> 00:10:05,800 Hi. I'm Graham Chissolm. 179 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,320 I'm the show chairman. 180 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:11,440 This is a very special time for me. 181 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,480 It's something I do every year before the show... 182 00:10:14,960 --> 00:10:19,680 ...is come here and kind of, for the last time, enjoy the solitude... 183 00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:23,760 ...of what I call a blank canvas. And... 184 00:10:23,960 --> 00:10:27,040 ...there it is right there. There's nothing out there. 185 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:30,640 Not that I can see, anyway. No one here. 186 00:10:30,840 --> 00:10:35,160 In five days from now, you are not gonna believe the difference. 187 00:10:35,600 --> 00:10:38,640 This center will be packed with people. 188 00:10:38,840 --> 00:10:41,560 And the roar of the crowd, the energy... 189 00:10:41,720 --> 00:10:44,080 ...that this building will exude will be phenomenal... 190 00:10:44,280 --> 00:10:46,880 ...with winners and losers. Although no one loses. 191 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,280 We don't like to say that. But some have a long drive home. 192 00:10:50,480 --> 00:10:53,680 There are sad eyes on some dogs that worked hard to get here. 193 00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,680 Hamilton? 194 00:10:58,000 --> 00:11:00,640 -We gotta call Dr. Nelken. -Why? 195 00:11:01,120 --> 00:11:02,800 Beatrice made a pee-pee on the sheets... 196 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:04,720 ...and a poopie in your slipper. 197 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,560 -In my Orvis slippers? -I don't know. 198 00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:09,240 -God. -You been talking to her? 199 00:11:09,440 --> 00:11:12,120 -Of course I have. -What have you been saying? 200 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:14,680 I've been saying that when we make love... 201 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,320 ...it's a beautiful thing. 202 00:11:17,080 --> 00:11:18,600 Sometimes. 203 00:11:19,120 --> 00:11:21,320 -Excuse me? -We met at Starbucks. 204 00:11:21,520 --> 00:11:23,600 Not at the same Starbucks. We saw each other... 205 00:11:23,800 --> 00:11:27,440 ...at different Starbucks across the street from each other... 206 00:11:28,880 --> 00:11:33,200 ...and Hamilton got up the courage to walk across the street one day... 207 00:11:33,400 --> 00:11:35,880 ...and approached me. 208 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:39,320 Yeah. I'd seen you at law school before. 209 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,840 And I know that sometimes I'd be in one Starbucks... 210 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,120 ...you'd be in the other Starbucks, and then I'd think... 211 00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,240 ...l should go over to that Starbucks next. 212 00:11:48,440 --> 00:11:51,880 And then you'd be at the other Starbucks. So we kind of crossed.... 213 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:55,120 -I know. It sounds so stupid now. -He's so good. 214 00:11:55,280 --> 00:11:58,520 I remember I was drinking a grande espresso when I met you. 215 00:11:58,680 --> 00:12:01,160 That's right, and I thought that was really sexy. 216 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,840 -I was drinking cappuccinos. -I remember. 217 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,760 Then I went to lattes, and then now, double espressos macchiato. 218 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:11,800 And I'm now a big old, you know, Chai-tea-latte, soy milk kind of guy. 219 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,120 -Soy. Yeah. -Because of the lactose. 220 00:12:14,320 --> 00:12:16,240 You're lactose intolerant now. 221 00:12:16,800 --> 00:12:19,640 And I walked across the street, and there you were.... 222 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,520 Working on my Mac. 223 00:12:21,720 --> 00:12:23,560 -And I had my Mac. -Your Mac. 224 00:12:23,800 --> 00:12:28,520 And there, and then, I look over and she's reading J. Crew. 225 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:33,160 That's so weird, as I was such a huge J. Crew person then too. Still am. 226 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,320 We sometimes like to just go to Starbucks on weekends and... 227 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:38,840 ...take an L.L. Bean catalog. 228 00:12:39,000 --> 00:12:40,480 I'll say, "Honey, what's new?" 229 00:12:40,680 --> 00:12:43,240 She has five minutes to look and find what's new. 230 00:12:43,440 --> 00:12:45,080 They've been around forever. 231 00:12:45,280 --> 00:12:49,240 We were so lucky to have been raised amongst catalogs. 232 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:50,800 Oh, it's so much easier. 233 00:12:51,000 --> 00:12:53,400 You don't have to deal with people as much. 234 00:12:53,600 --> 00:12:55,560 You can just talk to the person on the phone. 235 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,040 -Or not. -Yeah. 236 00:12:58,280 --> 00:13:02,440 I like to take Hubert for a walk in the woods before... 237 00:13:02,640 --> 00:13:04,600 ...l show him, because... 238 00:13:04,800 --> 00:13:07,920 ...it's a more natural kind of environment for him... 239 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,960 ...and it makes him relax, and it makes me... 240 00:13:10,480 --> 00:13:13,520 ...relax too, to not think about the competition. 241 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:16,320 Just take a walk and, you know... 242 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,760 ...smell the ground and all that, and.... 243 00:13:19,960 --> 00:13:22,040 What'd you smell? What'd you smell? 244 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:25,600 See, a lot of times, what he's doing is, he's-- 245 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:28,840 A Bloodhound not only has a great nose, but he also-- 246 00:13:29,040 --> 00:13:31,560 They can talk. So, what he's doing, he's talking. 247 00:13:31,760 --> 00:13:33,640 He's saying, "What'd you talk?" 248 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:35,840 What'd you talk? What'd you talk? 249 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,800 He's saying, "I'm ready." That's when he's ready for a show. 250 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,680 Because he says, "I'm ready. I'm ready." 251 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,120 Then I know he's ready. What is it, boy? 252 00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:48,440 He says, "I'm ready. I've walked and I'm ready." 253 00:13:48,680 --> 00:13:50,800 Have a good night's sleep, and then... 254 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:54,080 ...we'll get going and it'll be showtime for you, right? 255 00:13:54,280 --> 00:13:57,120 Now, look at that. The judge will look at him and say.... 256 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,760 Sometimes I think he'll talk to the judge and say: 257 00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,480 "Hey, judge! Hey, judge! Look at me!" 258 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:10,120 I mean, the dog isn't going to talk. 259 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,920 But his mind is like a telepathy... 260 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:15,120 ...thing where he says: 261 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:19,560 "I'm the best one here. I'm the best one you've ever seen." 262 00:14:20,080 --> 00:14:22,600 The judge, in his mind, because he can pick up... 263 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:24,600 ...on the telepathy, will... 264 00:14:25,080 --> 00:14:26,960 ...sometimes give him... 265 00:14:27,880 --> 00:14:29,200 ...the blue ribbon. 266 00:14:29,400 --> 00:14:33,360 "Hey, judge! What's going on in there? 267 00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,440 I know what you're thinking. 268 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:39,640 And I'm the best dog in the whole ring!" See? 269 00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:42,400 That's not a bad idea. Maybe I just should... 270 00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:45,800 ...do that. Practice that, right? Hubert. 271 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,760 -Congratulations! -The big show. 272 00:14:48,960 --> 00:14:50,840 -You gotta be happy. -The big show. 273 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,760 What'll you do in Philly? 274 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,480 -What will you see? -Everything. 275 00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,360 We'll see the Liberty Bell... 276 00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:58,840 ...the place where they make the cream cheese.... 277 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,840 Oh, honey! Honey. 278 00:15:01,160 --> 00:15:02,720 They're going to Philly to see... 279 00:15:02,920 --> 00:15:04,720 ...where they make the cream cheese... 280 00:15:04,920 --> 00:15:06,600 ...we've been talking about! 281 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:09,200 I want to see where they make the light cream cheese. 282 00:15:09,400 --> 00:15:11,760 I don't want to go to that other building. 283 00:15:12,320 --> 00:15:15,480 Yes, that factory is not made out of brick, I don't think. 284 00:15:17,080 --> 00:15:20,080 -We'll cross our fingers for you. -Fingers crossed. 285 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:24,600 We'll stop to see friends in Akron. I told you about the Bermans. 286 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:27,440 We'll stop there. We can stay with them. 287 00:15:27,640 --> 00:15:29,480 You've talked about him before. 288 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:30,800 They're dear friends. 289 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,040 My wife wants to drive 140 miles out of our way... 290 00:15:34,240 --> 00:15:36,560 ...to see some people we saw three years ago. 291 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,720 Anyway. 292 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,040 Oh, someone's still a little jealous. 293 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:46,600 Oh, jealous? 294 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,280 How many years ago did he poke me? 295 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,840 How many years ago was that? 296 00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:54,240 You've met my wife the comedian. She thinks I'm jealous. 297 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,360 I'm sure it's all over with. 298 00:15:56,640 --> 00:16:00,000 -Come on. Look how sweet. -Now see, that's why it works. 299 00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,280 God loves a Terrier 300 00:16:04,480 --> 00:16:06,000 Yes, he does 301 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,240 God loves a Terrier 302 00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:11,680 That's because 303 00:16:11,880 --> 00:16:14,480 Small, sturdy, bright and true 304 00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,160 They give their love to you 305 00:16:17,360 --> 00:16:19,360 God didn't miss a stitch 306 00:16:19,920 --> 00:16:21,720 Be a dog or be a bitch 307 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,240 When he made the Norwich merrier 308 00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:27,000 With his cute little derriere 309 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:31,320 Yes, God loves a Terrier 310 00:16:35,360 --> 00:16:38,640 What is this? What is this ball? What is this ball? 311 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:40,400 Is this your ball? ls this your ball? 312 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:44,200 We have a wonderful working relationship. 313 00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,440 And l... 314 00:16:46,640 --> 00:16:49,320 ...have to say I wanted the best handler... 315 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:50,720 ...and I get what I want. 316 00:16:50,920 --> 00:16:51,920 You sure did. 317 00:16:53,720 --> 00:16:56,680 This kennel that I opened up was really just a kennel... 318 00:16:56,880 --> 00:16:59,280 ...until Sherri Ann and Leslie showed up... 319 00:16:59,480 --> 00:17:02,800 ...and their generosity has turned this humble little kennel-- 320 00:17:02,960 --> 00:17:05,720 -It was a shit box. -Well, yeah. 321 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:10,640 They have turned this place into a cutting-edge, state-of-the-art... 322 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:15,760 ...kennel facility and I'm just so grateful to them. It's just fantastic. 323 00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:22,800 With Sherri Ann, we have this fantastic friendship too. It's really great. 324 00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:25,680 We have a little bit of a family dynamic going here... 325 00:17:25,880 --> 00:17:28,080 ...and it mirrors what I grew up with. 326 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,480 My father was the taskmaster... 327 00:17:32,680 --> 00:17:35,680 ...the disciplinarian, which is what I do, I'm the mommy/daddy. 328 00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,640 Like, Mr. Punishment. 329 00:17:37,840 --> 00:17:39,680 Well, you know, I also reward. 330 00:17:39,880 --> 00:17:42,600 But Sherri is responsible for the unconditional love.... 331 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,120 And the decorative abilities. 332 00:17:45,320 --> 00:17:48,080 The heart and soul, which is what my mother did. 333 00:17:48,280 --> 00:17:51,240 That was her job. She was there for unconditional love. 334 00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,160 And it worked for my family... 335 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,720 ...until my mom committed suicide in '81 . 336 00:17:57,600 --> 00:18:00,040 Here, let me help you out. Let me help you. 337 00:18:00,240 --> 00:18:01,320 I got it, I got it. 338 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,720 Come on, slow down, you got a long trip ahead of you, boy. 339 00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:06,440 Okay, for Winky's poopies, just in case. 340 00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:08,360 -You're so thoughtful. -Love you. 341 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,720 -Thank you. -We love you. 342 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,400 And thanks for checking in on the house. 343 00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:16,040 Sherman's War Trail in Atlanta, get a ham sandwich at Lee's Comeuppance. 344 00:18:16,240 --> 00:18:19,080 Make sure you stop there and get a ham sandwich. 345 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:22,400 Jack, the keys. 346 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,680 -Front door-- -We know how to get in. 347 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,720 -Have a good one. -Have a great time. 348 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:28,720 Bring home the blue ribbon! 349 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,240 Don't water the plants, they're plastic. 350 00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:33,960 Bring home the blue ribbon. 351 00:18:35,120 --> 00:18:37,440 We'll have drinks when you get back. 352 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,960 Forward... 353 00:18:39,320 --> 00:18:41,080 ...ho! 354 00:18:43,320 --> 00:18:44,600 See you! 355 00:18:44,800 --> 00:18:46,960 Have a great time! 356 00:18:48,240 --> 00:18:50,080 You got your road map and stuff? 357 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,240 I think I'm all set, fellas. 358 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,600 What you got in here? 359 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,560 That's a little thing I picked up. 360 00:18:55,760 --> 00:18:57,360 Will you do some fishing? 361 00:18:57,560 --> 00:18:58,960 I'm going to the dog show. 362 00:18:59,160 --> 00:19:01,120 They ain't got no lakes or rivers? 363 00:19:01,320 --> 00:19:04,080 I don't think I'll have much time to do that. 364 00:19:04,280 --> 00:19:07,960 Good luck, Hubert! Go put some hurt on them Yankee dogs. 365 00:19:08,120 --> 00:19:10,600 -Thanks. -We'll take care of everything. 366 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,240 Don't have worry about nothing. 367 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,520 We got it in order. 368 00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,920 This is that tape I was telling you about with the funny songs. 369 00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:19,480 -It's real good for the road. -Thanks. 370 00:19:21,080 --> 00:19:24,080 -Bon voyage, Hubert. Good luck. -Catch a big one! 371 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,920 Have a good time! Hubert, who'll catch a big fish? 372 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,160 -Who's going fishing? -Go get them. 373 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:31,040 -You the dog! -Have a good time. 374 00:19:31,240 --> 00:19:35,360 If you get tired, pull over. If you get hungry, eat something. 375 00:19:38,640 --> 00:19:40,240 See you, Hubert! 376 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:42,480 Don't forget the tape! 377 00:19:45,840 --> 00:19:46,960 Well, we've started... 378 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,400 ...you can call a little bit of superstition on my part... 379 00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:52,800 ...but I always like to put up the official curtain, so to speak... 380 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,360 ...because this curtain here will carry the... 381 00:19:55,560 --> 00:19:57,960 ...official symbol of the Mayflower Dog Show. 382 00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:02,240 Really spread the arms, guys, so it doesn't get dirty. Thanks. 383 00:20:02,480 --> 00:20:05,200 Behind it is the holding area where the chief steward will be. 384 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,360 He'll make sure everybody has the proper armbands, so they can.... 385 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:11,800 Identifying the dog with the handler is very important, of course. 386 00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:15,880 All that anxiety and chaos happens behind the curtain. It's good. 387 00:20:16,120 --> 00:20:19,240 These people here can enjoy the show and not see that. 388 00:20:19,440 --> 00:20:22,440 Really shake it out there. Let's get the dirt off it. 389 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,480 That's it. Been in a box for a year. 390 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:28,400 Oh, these have to come... 391 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,120 -...because.... -Counting those... 392 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,840 ...you've already packed six kimonos. 393 00:20:34,040 --> 00:20:36,040 All right, so here is seven. 394 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,960 We're in Philadelphia for 48 hours. 395 00:20:39,520 --> 00:20:42,120 That's seven, so I need, actually, one more. 396 00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,920 How many tea services can you do? 397 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:47,680 Why are you doing this? I think we're overpacking. Don't you? 398 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,320 No! 399 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,760 There's a local honky-tonk 400 00:20:54,960 --> 00:20:56,600 Down in Louisiana 401 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:59,160 Where the biscuits and gravy 402 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:02,160 Are like Dixie 's manna 403 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,840 Let's go honky-tonk now 404 00:21:06,400 --> 00:21:09,040 I used to be able to name every nut... 405 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,000 ...that there was. 406 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:13,960 That used to drive my mother crazy. She used to say: 407 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:18,360 "Harlan Pepper, if you don't stop naming nuts...." 408 00:21:18,520 --> 00:21:21,000 The joke was that we lived in Pinenut... 409 00:21:21,200 --> 00:21:25,120 ...and I think that's what put it in my head at that point. 410 00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:29,240 I'd go to sleep, she'd hear me, she would just start yelling. 411 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:31,560 I'd say, "Peanut. 412 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:33,760 Hazelnut. 413 00:21:34,320 --> 00:21:36,080 Cashew nut. 414 00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:40,680 Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her... 415 00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:42,200 ...into... 416 00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:46,160 ...going crazy. She said, "You stop naming nuts!" 417 00:21:46,720 --> 00:21:49,640 And Hubert used to be able to make the sound. 418 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:52,120 He wasn't talking, but he used to go.... 419 00:21:53,200 --> 00:21:55,680 And it sounded like Macadamia nut. 420 00:21:56,240 --> 00:21:57,640 Pine nut... 421 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,040 ...which is a nut, but it's also the name of the town. 422 00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:04,200 Pistachio nut. 423 00:22:04,720 --> 00:22:06,640 Red pistachio nut. 424 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:10,400 Natural, all-natural, white pistachio nut. 425 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,400 Is that everything? With all the bags? 426 00:22:13,560 --> 00:22:15,720 -It doesn't look like everything. -What? 427 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,160 -It doesn't look like everything. -I counted. 428 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:19,400 It doesn't look like it. 429 00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,160 Next time, call a car service. 430 00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:24,200 You should be on time, then we won't have to take a taxi. 431 00:22:24,440 --> 00:22:25,360 I can't hear you! 432 00:22:25,560 --> 00:22:28,360 If you were ready on time, we wouldn't have to take a taxi. 433 00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,360 If we had a car service, they'd pick us up on time. 434 00:22:31,560 --> 00:22:33,200 Meg, do you have the tickets? 435 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:35,800 Do you have the tickets? 436 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:38,160 -You have the tickets. -No, I do not. 437 00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:41,160 -What kind of dog is that? -A Weimaraner. 438 00:22:41,360 --> 00:22:42,560 You have the tickets. 439 00:22:42,760 --> 00:22:44,120 How are you, little fella? 440 00:22:44,560 --> 00:22:45,680 What did you do? 441 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,360 -Did you provoke her? -What did you do? Did you pinch her? 442 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:50,560 He almost took off my hand! 443 00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,280 You just get walking, buddy, right now! 444 00:22:53,480 --> 00:22:56,360 I'll file a personal assault charge against you. 445 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:58,240 Put a muzzle on that, and yourself! 446 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,000 -You don't know who you're talking to! -Crazy people, crazy dog! 447 00:23:03,240 --> 00:23:04,200 Here we go, come on. 448 00:23:04,400 --> 00:23:07,040 He's a mean man. Here you go. 449 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:08,880 Take your busy bee. Come on, winner. 450 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:11,120 -Oh, no! Come on! -Meg, settle down. 451 00:23:11,320 --> 00:23:13,800 She's not even reacting to the toy. 452 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,320 1 -1 -7-2-8 453 00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:19,360 1 -1 -7.... 454 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,000 It's on this side. 455 00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:24,120 2-8. 456 00:23:24,680 --> 00:23:27,400 2-6. Here we go! 457 00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,840 That's it. 458 00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,640 Oh, my God! 459 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:32,320 What a dump! 460 00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,600 -You said they got a better place. -They did. 461 00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,840 If you live in skid row. 462 00:23:39,800 --> 00:23:41,960 You did it. Good dog. 463 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:44,360 I'm getting heart palpitations. 464 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:47,280 -I can't help it. -Listen to me. 465 00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,560 Max is so history! 466 00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:51,200 Who's my future? 467 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:56,360 Well, let's... 468 00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:57,840 ...get going! 469 00:23:58,520 --> 00:24:00,560 Hi! Welcome! 470 00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,000 Nice to see you! 471 00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:03,600 -Good to see you. -How are you? 472 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:04,880 It's so nice. Great! 473 00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:07,240 -Nice house. -Yes, what a wonderful.... 474 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:11,120 -Oh, nice to see you. -Good to see you. It's been so long. 475 00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:13,320 -Gerry, how's the boy? -Hello, Max. 476 00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,760 Watch out for that one. 477 00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,200 -Hey, Cookie -Oh, Max. 478 00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,600 Twice, like the French. Come here, boy. 479 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:23,760 -You remember Winky? -He's a sweet boy, he's fuzzy. 480 00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:27,160 -God bless him. Here, go to Daddy. -What? 481 00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:29,720 Fay, thank you so much for letting-- 482 00:24:33,360 --> 00:24:34,840 Come on, let me show you around. 483 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,760 I'll go get the bags. 484 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:42,280 This is our biggest week of the year. 485 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,000 We're a popular hotel year-round... 486 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,480 ...but now is when we feel excitement... 487 00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,040 ...when the dog show comes through, and all the familiar faces... 488 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:53,960 ...canine and, you know... 489 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,800 ...human alike come and we get to see our friends again... 490 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:00,480 ...and make the place ready. Lots of work. 491 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:04,320 The key to welcoming animals into a hotel is... 492 00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:06,640 ...maintaining a level of hygiene. 493 00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:09,200 And that's what this room is all about. 494 00:25:09,400 --> 00:25:12,840 We're pretty well-supplied here for any kind of contingency. 495 00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:15,120 Your small dogs, your big dogs. 496 00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:18,440 This is a good, safe product, doesn't have bad odor... 497 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:21,400 ...chemical smell for small stains, usually small dogs... 498 00:25:21,560 --> 00:25:24,360 ...Pomeranian, your little teacup Poodle, what have you. 499 00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,920 This is a good product. 500 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:30,800 Sometimes, your bigger dog, your Great Dane, your Bull Mastiff, Rottweiler... 501 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:35,600 ...you need to up the ante a little bit. This is another good cleaning product. 502 00:25:35,760 --> 00:25:37,720 For the big critters, the big stains... 503 00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:41,560 ...sometimes you need the nuclear weaponry, the sodium hydrochloride. 504 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,840 I don't know if I can say, I won't mention names... 505 00:25:46,040 --> 00:25:47,600 ...we had a rock group here... 506 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:50,640 ...so we put down the rubber sheets in the beds... 507 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,480 ...but apparently they didn't see the toilet in the room. 508 00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,720 So we had a lot of cleaning to do after they checked out. 509 00:25:57,920 --> 00:26:01,320 Roasting a goat in the room, I still don't understand. 510 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,280 Getting the smell of... 511 00:26:03,480 --> 00:26:06,640 ...cumin and charcoal out of the drapes was a chore. 512 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:08,040 That was a big deal. 513 00:26:08,240 --> 00:26:10,320 We get an imprint of the credit card now. 514 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:11,840 We learned from that one. 515 00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,120 -This is great. Thank you. -You're welcome. 516 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,040 -Super. -It's like... 517 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,360 ...l know it tastes better, but it looks like that... 518 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:21,640 ...cafeteria hot-plate food. You know? 519 00:26:21,840 --> 00:26:24,400 Which I never tasted. I didn't want to look like a loser. 520 00:26:24,600 --> 00:26:25,640 But it tastes good. 521 00:26:25,840 --> 00:26:29,640 I had that food every single day. And it was 50 cents back then. 522 00:26:29,840 --> 00:26:30,960 It was pretty cheap. 523 00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,680 What's that you've got there? 524 00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:35,600 -A parachuter. -A parachuter! 525 00:26:35,800 --> 00:26:37,720 It's not a doll. It's an action figure. 526 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,320 It is an action figure. 527 00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:41,360 Yes, you got that right. So, so... 528 00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,760 ...what does that, what is--? 529 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:46,000 What do you do with the parachuter? 530 00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:48,000 It goes up and down like this. 531 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,280 Honey, don't let it fall in your food. 532 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:52,120 Mommy's not mad, but don't. 533 00:26:52,320 --> 00:26:55,360 -Is it okay if I let Winky walk around? -Yeah. 534 00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,320 I've got my puffer. It's okay. 535 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:01,120 I had a terrible day today. 536 00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:03,760 I can't get rid of it in my head. 537 00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:06,640 You have a bad day, someone returns a sweater. 538 00:27:06,840 --> 00:27:09,520 I do and lives get lost. People lose their lives. 539 00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:14,440 I'm the chief hostage negotiator for the Akron and tri-county area. 540 00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,800 I talk people down. When they get a jumper on a building, they call me. 541 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:23,160 How many people have you talked down? 542 00:27:23,360 --> 00:27:24,360 I mean, is there a...? 543 00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:26,120 Well, they always jump. 544 00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:29,760 It's a little secret from the trade. They all jump. 545 00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,680 But today, we had a tough one. There's a guy, he jumps... 546 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:35,200 ...that doesn't bother me, it happens all the time. 547 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:37,720 You think they drop like rocks. No. 548 00:27:37,920 --> 00:27:39,840 He hit a gargoyle on the way down. 549 00:27:40,040 --> 00:27:43,760 He gets his head caught in the gargoyle's mouth. The head... 550 00:27:44,520 --> 00:27:48,200 ...pops off like a grape, the body spins down like a whirligig. 551 00:27:48,600 --> 00:27:49,800 When they hit... 552 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,600 ...everything pops out. It's like a pinata. 553 00:27:51,800 --> 00:27:54,520 The intestines, like they're spring-loaded... 554 00:27:54,920 --> 00:27:56,080 ...pop out. 555 00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,120 Forgive me. You know what? 556 00:27:58,320 --> 00:28:00,960 I was remembering that time with you and me at the lake. 557 00:28:01,360 --> 00:28:02,800 With the pinata. Remember? 558 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Are you sure that was you? 559 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:07,120 -I think you know who it was. -I know. 560 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:08,600 It was a long time ago, and.... 561 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:10,400 Seems like last week. 562 00:28:10,600 --> 00:28:12,080 You wouldn't know, she was famous... 563 00:28:12,280 --> 00:28:15,040 ...for putting both her legs behind her head. 564 00:28:16,120 --> 00:28:17,680 He's like an animal. 565 00:28:17,880 --> 00:28:20,880 -No, it's just talk! -He's just like an animal. 566 00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:23,440 Pinata? I don't know what a pinata is. 567 00:28:23,600 --> 00:28:28,160 I forgot to compliment you on your luscious melon breasts tonight. 568 00:28:28,360 --> 00:28:30,360 -How does that sound? -Oh, come on! 569 00:28:30,560 --> 00:28:32,760 -What are you talking about now? -Thank you. 570 00:28:32,960 --> 00:28:35,000 What you don't understand is... 571 00:28:35,240 --> 00:28:37,240 ...a picture is worth a thousand words. 572 00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:40,800 I only went through 1 25 or 130 words describing that. 573 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:43,160 If I wanted, I could go 800 words more. 574 00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:46,800 -I'll take the picture because-- -Do you know where Winky is? 575 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:49,480 Next time, I'll get a picture. How about that? 576 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:51,320 Where's the dog? 577 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:53,680 -The what? -Winky. Where's Winky? 578 00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,320 -Who's Winky? -He's probably with Zach. 579 00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,960 -Oh, the dog. -Oh, my God! 580 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:02,040 Winky? Winky? 581 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,400 -What? -What's going on? 582 00:29:04,600 --> 00:29:05,720 What are you doing? 583 00:29:05,920 --> 00:29:08,480 -Winky, it's okay, baby. -Don't move, Zach. 584 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:11,360 -Zach, listen. -He has a parachute around his neck! 585 00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:15,160 -Please, honey, this is what I do. -Don't be mad at him, please. 586 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:18,800 I'll gouge your eye out with my thumb. I shit you not, you freak. 587 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:22,760 Get down! I'm gonna punch you in the eye till it turns to jelly. 588 00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:26,480 Don't look at him in the eyes, it challenges him. 589 00:29:26,680 --> 00:29:28,840 I'll stab you with forks until you bleed! 590 00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:30,800 Hey. 591 00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:33,080 Hey, little buddy, what you been doing? 592 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:34,920 Oh, nothing. 593 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:38,640 Now, I understand that you went to the circus. 594 00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:42,240 I did. I saw the Hat Lady. Hat Lady. 595 00:29:42,440 --> 00:29:44,920 "Fat." "Fat." 596 00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,960 Hat Lady. F-f-hat Lady. 597 00:29:50,720 --> 00:29:54,520 Fat. How do you say "F"? That isn't in here. 598 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:56,760 "Chubby Lady." That's easier. 599 00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:59,120 -I saw the Chucky-- -No, that's "chucky." 600 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,360 -Chucky Lady. -Chub. Chubby. 601 00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,800 -Choky. -Chuggy, chug-- 602 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,600 Hey. Hey. 603 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:10,840 What you doing, Bloodhound doggy? 604 00:30:11,040 --> 00:30:13,400 That's a easy one, "Bloodhound," isn't it? 605 00:30:13,600 --> 00:30:14,680 Yeah. 606 00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,520 -Yeah. -You going to sleep? 607 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:25,240 -The doorman's approximately cute. -The Mediterranean type. 608 00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:27,600 -I'll say! -You gotta trim their nose hair. 609 00:30:27,760 --> 00:30:30,240 -Hi. May I help you? -Vanderhoof. 610 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:34,080 -V-A-N-- -D-E-R-H-double O-F. 611 00:30:34,280 --> 00:30:37,160 Non-smoking, two nights. We have you down for a queen. 612 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,360 -What are you suggesting... -Quiet. 613 00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,560 ...my dear man? 614 00:30:42,440 --> 00:30:43,880 Do you want to use a card? 615 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,680 -Oh, yes. -Talk to Daddy. 616 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:47,560 Seen enough dogs today? 617 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,720 Dogs? Yes. Big show. 618 00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:53,800 -There's a lot of them in the hotel. -A lot of them here in the lobby. 619 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,280 Okay. 620 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,160 If I could get you to sign here? 621 00:30:59,360 --> 00:31:01,160 -How tall are you? -6' 4." 622 00:31:01,360 --> 00:31:04,640 Oh, I thought so. I feel like Alan Ladd at Easter lsland. 623 00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:06,280 6' 4." 624 00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,080 Where you from? Like, Nor-- Nor-land? Norway? 625 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:12,880 -I'm lrish-German. -Like Robert Duvall in The Godfather. 626 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:16,160 Bratwurst and shillelaghs. Paging Dr. Freud! 627 00:31:17,520 --> 00:31:20,840 -But this time, Robin will make it. -Okay. 628 00:31:21,080 --> 00:31:23,760 -Bake at 400? -Yeah. For a very short time. 629 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:28,000 -Hi. -Hi. How you doing? 630 00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,160 I'm Jana, the production assistant. 631 00:31:30,360 --> 00:31:32,400 They're ready. I'll take you on over. 632 00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,320 It's showtime, baby. 633 00:31:34,800 --> 00:31:36,320 Come on, little poochie. 634 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,880 -You were wonderful. -You were magic. 635 00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:51,360 Don't forget, Saturday we have reservations. 636 00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:53,680 Look. They're having spring rolls. 637 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:56,080 -Hi. -Hey! Hi, I'm Robin. 638 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,000 -I'm Christy. -How are you? 639 00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:00,160 -I'm Chuck. -My God! You're so short! 640 00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:01,680 Camera adds a few inches. 641 00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:05,000 I saw you in a store a year ago. You looked beautiful. 642 00:32:05,200 --> 00:32:06,160 Oh, thank you. 643 00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,880 -And this is.... -This is Butch! "Rhapsody in White." 644 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:12,000 Butch? But isn't Butch a bitch? 645 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:15,120 -Butch is a bitch. -Robin and Chuck, be ready in 10. 646 00:32:15,320 --> 00:32:18,560 -There's coffee if you're interested. -Oh, thank you. Yes. 647 00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:20,360 -Five seconds. -Here we go. 648 00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:23,600 -I love Japanese food. -I have to rearrange. 649 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:24,960 Energy. 650 00:32:25,480 --> 00:32:26,440 And we're back! 651 00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:28,520 It's a big night here tomorrow. 652 00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,560 The Mayflower's Annual IKennel Club Dog Show. 653 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,760 And with us, owner Sherri Ann Cabot and handler Christy Cummings... 654 00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:38,960 ...with their two-time champion, Rhapsody in White. Welcome. 655 00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,600 -Welcome-- Thank you! -Yes. 656 00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:43,040 Well, I am particular about my hair. 657 00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,640 -But this...! -Well, this takes about two hours. 658 00:32:46,840 --> 00:32:49,920 What's with the plumber-butt thing happening on the hip? 659 00:32:50,280 --> 00:32:54,240 These pom-poms are keeping Butch's hips warm from the cold water. 660 00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:58,280 -The hip joints. It's very important. -The little drummerette things that-- 661 00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:01,000 -Right. We keep-- -Those act as flippers. 662 00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:02,920 Right. 663 00:33:03,480 --> 00:33:07,000 -Look at this, sweetie. -Look, Winky! Look, darling! 664 00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:11,400 Welcome. May I help you? 665 00:33:11,600 --> 00:33:14,640 Yes. You are sure to have a reservation for Fleck. 666 00:33:14,840 --> 00:33:16,200 Mayflower group. 667 00:33:17,520 --> 00:33:20,720 Great. Gerald and Cookie Fleck. We got you for two nights. 668 00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:23,920 -Queen-size, non-smoking. -That is correct, sir. 669 00:33:24,080 --> 00:33:26,880 -You want to put this on a credit card? -Yes. 670 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,440 Drove up from Florida. 671 00:33:29,640 --> 00:33:30,600 Well, welcome. 672 00:33:30,800 --> 00:33:33,240 -Thank you very much. -How was the drive? 673 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,800 Oh, just super! Put a few clicks on the old odometer... 674 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:39,840 ...let me put it that way. Good weather for most of it. 675 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:42,800 A little cloudy coming up through West Virginia. 676 00:33:42,960 --> 00:33:45,680 Then it stayed overcast through Virginia. 677 00:33:45,880 --> 00:33:49,800 But once we get into Pennsylvania, it's still overcast. 678 00:33:50,320 --> 00:33:53,160 Now, there's a little problem. 679 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:55,360 Do you have another credit card? 680 00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,400 No. That's the good one. 681 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:59,640 -That should work. -Give it a rub. 682 00:33:59,840 --> 00:34:02,760 Yeah, check the strip. Sometimes the change or the keys.... 683 00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:07,680 No, you see, it's coming up bad each time. 684 00:34:07,880 --> 00:34:09,880 That's a mistake. That's a good card. 685 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:12,240 -Do you have another--? -That's the good card. 686 00:34:12,440 --> 00:34:15,280 I think you should call them, because that's a mistake. 687 00:34:15,480 --> 00:34:17,360 -I'll call them. -Don't worry, Gerry. 688 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,880 I had to pay the cable, the gas, and the water. 689 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:25,520 -It's gotta be a mistake, honey. -They're off our backs, but this.... 690 00:34:25,720 --> 00:34:29,600 Do you want to talk to the cardholder? Because he wants to talk to you. 691 00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:34,120 Yes, yes. Hello? Yes. Who am I speaking to? 692 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:36,120 Doreen? This is Gerry Fleck-- 693 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,000 Tell them they sent one notice. 694 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,440 We're having a problem with our card here, and-- Yes. 695 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,520 We have till two to pay it. Tell her we have till two. 696 00:34:44,720 --> 00:34:46,800 Till two notices. We don't have to pay on-- 697 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:48,440 Well, two notices. 698 00:34:48,640 --> 00:34:53,200 My wife does all the bill-paying. She's not a forgetful person. 699 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:55,200 Hang on. 700 00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:57,560 Two notices, honey. They've-- 701 00:34:57,760 --> 00:35:00,720 -Could I offer another suggestion? -That's bull! 702 00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:03,760 If you had cash for two nights' deposit, then we'll-- 703 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:06,160 Yes. Yes. 704 00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:07,840 How much? 705 00:35:08,040 --> 00:35:10,080 $1 50 a night. That's $300. 706 00:35:10,280 --> 00:35:13,800 And you'd be refunded a substantial portion of that on checkout. 707 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,400 We don't have $300. 708 00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,880 We.... 709 00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:21,600 Well, I've got... 710 00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:23,680 ...thirty-four. 711 00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,120 What about traveler's checks? 712 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:29,360 We certainly take traveler's checks. 713 00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,680 -Did you get some? -No. 714 00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:37,440 Let me see what I can do. 715 00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,240 The excitement's starting to build. 716 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:45,960 Butch has a light in her eyes that says it's showtime. 717 00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:48,640 This is the beginning of our ritual... 718 00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,680 ...this party, our preshow ritual for the Mayflower. 719 00:35:51,880 --> 00:35:54,120 And we just did the official toast. 720 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,800 And the way it goes is that when the ice sculpture-- 721 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,320 --which, as you can see, is Butch-- 722 00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,920 --when it melts all the way down, the party's over. 723 00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:07,280 And it looks like tomorrow's gonna be a beautiful day. 724 00:36:08,360 --> 00:36:11,560 This year, we're adding a new element to the preshow ritual. 725 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:14,280 Sherri will do my makeup. I'm very excited-- 726 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:19,280 It's a way for me to relax, and to show, again, my art. 727 00:36:19,480 --> 00:36:22,000 And she's the epitome of glamour, you know... 728 00:36:22,200 --> 00:36:24,560 ...so I feel like I'm in good hands. 729 00:36:24,760 --> 00:36:26,840 I think she could use some glamour. 730 00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:29,720 Well, I don't know. I'm not you, that's for sure. 731 00:36:30,160 --> 00:36:32,040 I apologize. This is all we have. 732 00:36:32,240 --> 00:36:34,320 We are so full up. 733 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:38,200 We don't want you out in the cold. 734 00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,480 This will give you some sort of a place to stay. 735 00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:44,720 Don't judge it by this. We're gonna clean this stuff out... 736 00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:47,360 ...and bring in a cot, make it comfy for you. 737 00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:50,240 -Good. Oh, it's super. Really super. -Yeah. 738 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,520 -Is there a bathroom? -Two flights down. 739 00:36:52,720 --> 00:36:54,440 It's the lobby bathroom. 740 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,520 It's stocked with paper towels, toilet tissue and soap. 741 00:36:57,720 --> 00:36:59,440 You can freshen up in there. 742 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:01,440 Thank you. 743 00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,160 -Room service? -That's the good news. 744 00:37:05,360 --> 00:37:07,400 You're next to the kitchen. Literally. 745 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:12,200 Grab somebody and get a menu. And you'll be able to order from them. 746 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,880 And say just "utility closet"? 747 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:19,400 As a matter of fact, yeah. I don't think we'll have a problem. 748 00:37:19,600 --> 00:37:21,880 I'll alert the staff to your presence too. 749 00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:23,960 I've gotta get back to the desk... 750 00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,800 ...but anything you need, ask for Mark Schaefer. 751 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,680 -Thanks so much. -Thank you, Mark. 752 00:37:28,880 --> 00:37:30,040 -Thank you. -Bye-bye. 753 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:34,440 I think I'll switch to the mock turtleneck. 754 00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:37,360 -The charcoal one from Saks. -Great. Okay. 755 00:37:37,560 --> 00:37:38,880 Is that not breathing or...? 756 00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,520 Well, it's breathing now, but at the party... 757 00:37:41,720 --> 00:37:43,560 ...it's gonna be hot down there. 758 00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:47,720 Then again, it goes so well with the trousers. 759 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:50,080 Or I could go with the lamb's wool. 760 00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,760 Then again, you're gonna see a lot of khaki down there. 761 00:37:53,960 --> 00:37:56,360 And this merlot looks good with the gray. 762 00:37:56,720 --> 00:37:58,080 You know what? 763 00:37:58,640 --> 00:38:00,480 -Maybe we should stay. -What? 764 00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:03,040 We shouldn't leave her up here alone. 765 00:38:03,240 --> 00:38:06,600 We have to go. We have to make an appearance. You know that. 766 00:38:06,840 --> 00:38:09,840 -Are you upset, baby? -Yes, of course she's upset. 767 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:11,400 Don't be upset. 768 00:38:11,600 --> 00:38:14,560 Mommy and Daddy are only gonna-- Don't, not the lips. 769 00:38:14,760 --> 00:38:17,160 Mommy and Daddy are going for a little bit. 770 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,840 And we'll be back. Huh? You got your busy bee. 771 00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:23,120 -You got busy bee. -Oh, I want to stay. 772 00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:24,400 -You can't. -I want to. 773 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,680 -You can't. -I want to. 774 00:38:25,880 --> 00:38:27,200 You can't stay. 775 00:38:31,640 --> 00:38:34,320 -More Gouda, honey? -No, thanks, Gerry. 776 00:38:34,680 --> 00:38:36,640 -Super party, huh? -Yeah, but-- 777 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,440 You know, I ran into that woman that owned the Terrier. 778 00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:45,280 From Florida. We were in that show. The Elvis, not Costello. 779 00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:48,760 -Remember that little Terrier? -The bitch that pushed Winky? 780 00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,680 Pushed him way off his gait? 781 00:38:50,880 --> 00:38:52,880 Cookie Googleman? 782 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:55,680 -Yeah. -It is you. Malcolm! 783 00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:57,440 Malcolm? 784 00:38:58,680 --> 00:39:00,880 Gerry, my husband. This is Malcolm. 785 00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:03,760 -What's shaking? -Not much, Gary. How are you? 786 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,320 -Doesn't she look fantastic? -Boy, I'll say. 787 00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:08,000 -Thank you. -Just fantastic. 788 00:39:08,200 --> 00:39:11,400 Been what? I don't know, 18, 1 9 years? Louisville. 789 00:39:12,240 --> 00:39:14,840 The Mint Julep. You were working as a waitress. 790 00:39:15,040 --> 00:39:16,200 Wow. 791 00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,120 Malcolm. Malcolm, Malcolm, Malcolm. 792 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:22,480 I've banged a lot of waitresses in my day. 793 00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,440 But you were the best. By far. 794 00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,160 -You don't forget the best. -Nope. 795 00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:29,080 Oh, Gerry. Oh, Gerry. 796 00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:32,000 They gotta do something about the air conditioning. 797 00:39:32,200 --> 00:39:33,240 Great to see you. 798 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:34,760 Nice to see you, Malcolm. 799 00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,320 IKeep them up. IKeep them up. 800 00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:40,840 The beat goes on, okay? The beat goes on. Gerry, my husband. 801 00:39:41,040 --> 00:39:42,640 Don't worry, I know where I am. 802 00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,600 -Just.... -But that was fun. 803 00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,040 Your house is beautiful. The food, delicious. 804 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:52,400 And to see Butch with her crown on. It's so cute. 805 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:54,880 That's her game face. Absolutely right. 806 00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:56,680 -She winked at me. -Did she? 807 00:39:56,880 --> 00:39:58,840 -She winked at me. -You little flirt. 808 00:39:59,520 --> 00:40:02,280 She's not gonna wear the crown tomorrow, is she? 809 00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:06,680 -She'll walk around as if she were. -It is. It's a fun party. 810 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:09,960 -We only do that once a year. -She must be very proud. 811 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:11,280 -You bet. -Oh, yeah. 812 00:40:11,480 --> 00:40:13,600 -It's her night. -It is. She's the star. 813 00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,440 And hopefully, she's going to be the star tomorrow. 814 00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:18,520 -We'll have to see. -That's up to her. 815 00:40:18,720 --> 00:40:21,840 -I guess. And some other people. -It's in her hands. 816 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:24,880 Some think if you're on a small creek, a small body of water... 817 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:26,840 ...that you have to use a small fly. 818 00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:29,600 But I've been in situations, even on a big river... 819 00:40:29,800 --> 00:40:33,560 ...where I'm using a size 18, a size 20, a size 22. 820 00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:36,680 I go with a dropper or with a Parachute Adams. 821 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,120 A PT Nymph on the end, and you could hook a big fish. 822 00:40:40,320 --> 00:40:42,120 Many think you have to go with... 823 00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:45,320 ...a Woolly Bugger or Sculpin pattern of some kind. 824 00:40:45,520 --> 00:40:50,200 Maybe Egg-Sucking Leech, which I've never had any luck with myself. 825 00:40:50,400 --> 00:40:52,080 Is that L.L. Bean? 826 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:53,640 -Is this L.L. Bean? -This? 827 00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,760 Can I check? 828 00:40:54,960 --> 00:40:56,600 -I don't know. -Oh, Hamilton. 829 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:58,760 What? Just checking. 830 00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:02,080 Stefan, Stefan. This is my "euphemism," Stefan. 831 00:41:02,280 --> 00:41:04,080 I want you to meet my new friends. 832 00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:06,880 -How are you, Gerry? -Stefan. 833 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,960 -Hello. You're Coo...? -No, it's Cookie. 834 00:41:10,200 --> 00:41:11,960 It's Coo-Coo-Coo-Coo-Cookie! 835 00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:15,640 I was noticing your pants. And then I noticed this. 836 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:16,840 -Very funny. -To death. 837 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:19,720 Did he say his name's Mary, as well as advertising it? 838 00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:24,280 -He was introduced as Mary, but-- -You know what? My name's not Mary. 839 00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:26,760 -It's Debbie! -It's not. It's Debra! 840 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:27,880 No, it's Scott. 841 00:41:28,120 --> 00:41:31,600 Do you have an appreciation for the amount of work that went into these? 842 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:34,240 -I ought to. I did it myself. -Wow. Gee. 843 00:41:34,440 --> 00:41:37,120 It bored him to death. I talked about it nonstop. 844 00:41:37,320 --> 00:41:40,960 Well, that is six months working with leather and red thread. 845 00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:44,440 -How much fun was he to be with? -Heaven. 846 00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,800 -I make all this stuff. -He's very talented. 847 00:41:47,000 --> 00:41:50,400 -You must be very proud, Mary. -"Proud Mary"! 848 00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:52,960 Oh, my goodness! Who are you all of a sudden? 849 00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:56,240 -Good baby-boomer gag. -Who are you in the burgundy jacket? 850 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,360 -Good heavens! -Mr. Hip! 851 00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:17,120 -Move your feet. Move. -Gotcha. 852 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:18,360 Stop it. 853 00:42:18,560 --> 00:42:20,920 -You're quick enough on the draw. -I'll say. 854 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,720 -Thank you, Mr. Handyman. -Yes, sir. 855 00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,400 -Tanka up. -Tanka. 856 00:42:29,480 --> 00:42:30,680 Hi, Terry? 857 00:42:30,880 --> 00:42:33,600 Hi. Yeah, we're here. Where were you? 858 00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,760 So, how's everything? Did he eat the pâte? 859 00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,680 Did you put the vitamins in? 860 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:42,440 Okay. Did he go poop? Thank you. 861 00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:44,400 Too much information. 862 00:42:44,840 --> 00:42:47,640 Put him on. I just want to say good night. 863 00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,960 Hi, Tyrone. Hi, it's Daddy. 864 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:53,520 Hi, Tyrone. How are you? 865 00:42:53,680 --> 00:42:55,520 Say hello? Say hello, Aggie? 866 00:42:58,280 --> 00:43:00,080 I can hear him breathing. 867 00:43:00,280 --> 00:43:03,080 We'll be home tomorrow. I wanted to say good night. 868 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:06,000 I'm gonna sing a little bit of your favorite song. 869 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:10,920 They buried Barbara ln the old churchyard 870 00:43:11,120 --> 00:43:14,360 They buried William beside her 871 00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,480 And from his grave Grew a red, red rose 872 00:43:19,120 --> 00:43:22,400 And out ofhers a briar 873 00:43:23,640 --> 00:43:26,680 Good night. Don't stay up all night watching old movies. 874 00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:33,480 Liveà From the Beyman Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USAà 875 00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:38,560 It's the 125th Annual Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Showà 876 00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:41,960 Brought to you by lams Eukanubaà 877 00:43:42,160 --> 00:43:46,480 And let me tell you, the City ofBrotherly Love is aglow tonightà 878 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:50,680 Three thousand dogs competing for Best in Showà 879 00:43:50,880 --> 00:43:55,320 Some big and some are small. Some really small. 880 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,600 Bushy coats and coats so silky... 881 00:43:57,800 --> 00:44:00,760 ...they look like they were spun by a giant spider! 882 00:44:00,960 --> 00:44:03,080 You name it, they're here! 883 00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:06,120 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Buck Laughlin. 884 00:44:06,320 --> 00:44:08,320 If you're a dog or a friend of a dog... 885 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:11,120 ...you want to circle this night in your TV Guide... 886 00:44:11,320 --> 00:44:14,280 ...because, Trevor Beckwith, they come to the Mayflower... 887 00:44:14,480 --> 00:44:17,160 ...with their crates, their kibble, and their cookies. 888 00:44:17,360 --> 00:44:19,520 And, most important, with a will to win... 889 00:44:19,720 --> 00:44:22,880 ...that only a fellow dog can truly appreciate. 890 00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:24,680 Your thoughts on that matter? 891 00:44:24,880 --> 00:44:27,440 Buck, I can't speak for the animals, of course... 892 00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:31,480 ...but certainly, every human being in this building is as excited as I am. 893 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,600 -You wrote a book, didn't you? -I did. I did. Follow the Lead. 894 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:39,280 A book about obedience. Basic obedience training for dogs. 895 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,120 As you know, I have a franchise of schools around-- 896 00:44:42,320 --> 00:44:44,680 I didn't. So this is right down your alley. 897 00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:46,960 I went to an obedience place once. 898 00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:51,320 It was going well till they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts. 899 00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,000 I'm just kidding. I know what you're saying. 900 00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:58,760 Because she's a winner. 901 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:01,520 Because she is Miss America. 902 00:45:01,720 --> 00:45:03,240 You are little Miss America. 903 00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:04,880 I'm trying to groom her. 904 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:07,280 She's fine. She's fine. You know what? 905 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,320 She's feeling chuffed. Feeling full of herself. 906 00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:13,200 What I want her to do is calm down a little bit. 907 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:16,280 -Just don't do the front. Let me-- -Okay. Fine. 908 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:18,720 What do you want more than anything? 909 00:45:18,920 --> 00:45:20,880 Do you want the big blue ribbon? 910 00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:22,240 Do you want red? No. 911 00:45:22,440 --> 00:45:23,760 Do you want yellow? No. 912 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:25,040 You want the blue. 913 00:45:25,240 --> 00:45:26,920 What do you see in front of me? 914 00:45:27,120 --> 00:45:29,080 You see a blue ribbon in front of you. 915 00:45:29,280 --> 00:45:30,800 You want it? Grab it! Get it! 916 00:45:31,000 --> 00:45:33,080 She's not listening! She's freaking out. 917 00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:35,440 Get the busy bee. You want your busy bee? 918 00:45:35,640 --> 00:45:38,200 You get the busy bee. I need to trim her whiskers. 919 00:45:38,400 --> 00:45:39,520 It's in the crate! 920 00:45:39,720 --> 00:45:40,720 It's in the crate! 921 00:45:41,200 --> 00:45:43,160 Why wasn't it out to begin with? 922 00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:45,640 Where in the crate? 923 00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,920 -It's not in here! -It should be in the crate! 924 00:45:49,120 --> 00:45:51,000 It's not here! I just told you that! 925 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:54,640 God, Hamilton, if she doesn't get her toy she's gonna flip out! 926 00:45:54,840 --> 00:45:56,600 See? It's not in here! 927 00:45:56,800 --> 00:45:59,200 You left it at the hotel! You go get it! 928 00:45:59,400 --> 00:46:01,840 Go to the hotel and get busy bee! 929 00:46:02,040 --> 00:46:04,400 Run! Run! Go! 930 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:08,720 Mommy's getting the toy. Don't worry. We just had a little discussion. 931 00:46:08,920 --> 00:46:10,920 Look at me. Don't look at anybody else. 932 00:46:11,120 --> 00:46:14,600 Don't look at the fat-ass losers or freaks! You look at me! 933 00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:18,000 -And what's the first category here? -The Hound group. 934 00:46:18,160 --> 00:46:20,080 You have your finger on everything. 935 00:46:20,240 --> 00:46:24,400 The Hounds are coming out. These are some unusual dogs. 936 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:30,640 The Hound group can be divided into two groups, sight and scent. 937 00:46:30,800 --> 00:46:34,680 This is the first of seven groups that we'll see this evening... 938 00:46:34,880 --> 00:46:38,680 ...as the dogs progress towards the Best in Show title. 939 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,680 -The judge is Eddie Franklin. -That's Edie. Edie Franklin. 940 00:46:47,880 --> 00:46:50,760 -Edie? -A retired teacher from New Jersey. 941 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:52,520 You're right. That's a lady. 942 00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:56,600 She gives them a thorough going-over. Are all judges that thorough? 943 00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:58,360 She looks at the teeth.... 944 00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,200 It's important that all attributes are examined. 945 00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:02,840 Teeth, eyes, ears, gums-- 946 00:47:03,040 --> 00:47:05,840 Ouch! Do I see right? Where's she putting her hand? 947 00:47:06,040 --> 00:47:09,640 Well, she's just checking out the dog's testicular area to make sure... 948 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:13,400 -Whoa. -...that everything is intact. 949 00:47:13,600 --> 00:47:17,000 Hate to go out with Judge Edie and have her judge me. 950 00:47:17,200 --> 00:47:18,560 That would be no fun. 951 00:47:18,760 --> 00:47:21,520 Would you take your dog down and back for me, please? 952 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:26,280 Now she's having the dogs-- 953 00:47:26,480 --> 00:47:29,320 Why do they have them run away and then back up? 954 00:47:29,520 --> 00:47:30,960 What are they looking for? 955 00:47:31,120 --> 00:47:34,960 For the dog's gait and movement, to see the small angles. 956 00:47:35,160 --> 00:47:38,280 So, Edie will be checking out this thing in particular. 957 00:47:38,640 --> 00:47:40,200 Good way to judge a woman. 958 00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,360 Have her run away and then run back. 959 00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:45,000 You know, those "birds" on Carnaby Street. 960 00:47:45,200 --> 00:47:49,040 I'm used to seeing them run away more often than run towards me. 961 00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:52,480 Now what is that? That's a Bloodhound, isn't it? 962 00:47:52,720 --> 00:47:54,400 Oh, this is a tremendous dog. 963 00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,720 I would say in two to three years, this could be a champion dog. 964 00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,520 I think it may be a tad immature for this year. 965 00:48:01,720 --> 00:48:03,520 Trying to get some playing time. 966 00:48:03,720 --> 00:48:06,440 Take your dog down and back for me, please? 967 00:48:08,480 --> 00:48:12,720 You know what would be funny? It's just an idea off the top of my head. 968 00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:15,880 Why didn't he put a Sherlock Holmes hat on it... 969 00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,720 ...and put a pipe in his mouth? 970 00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,520 Are they allowed to dress up a dog in a funny way? 971 00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,200 No, that's not the purpose of these shows. 972 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:26,480 But it would really get the crowd going, you know? 973 00:48:26,640 --> 00:48:28,400 -The hat with a pipe? -Absolutely. 974 00:48:28,560 --> 00:48:31,120 You could make it look like the pipe's smoking. 975 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:33,480 I think that would be a little dangerous. 976 00:48:33,680 --> 00:48:35,120 I'd get a kick out of it. 977 00:48:36,440 --> 00:48:41,280 Now, that looks like a fast dog. Is that faster than a Greyhound? 978 00:48:41,480 --> 00:48:43,680 -Well-- -In a race, who would come in first? 979 00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:46,440 If you had a little jockey on him, going-- 980 00:48:46,640 --> 00:48:49,200 Let me ask, if you put them on a football team... 981 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,200 ...which would be the wide receiver, which one the tight end? 982 00:48:52,400 --> 00:48:54,720 Who can go the farthest, the fastest? 983 00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:57,080 I don't know any dogs that play football. 984 00:48:57,480 --> 00:48:59,280 I'm having some fun with you. 985 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,400 It's tension time. Who will she pick? She's looking them over close. 986 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:07,280 Yes, she's been very careful with this group. 987 00:49:07,440 --> 00:49:10,240 Is there anything they can do now to sway the judge? 988 00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,960 Nothing at all. Just hope and pray at this point. 989 00:49:15,520 --> 00:49:19,920 -Bring the Bloodhound out, please. -Oh, ho. That's a surprise. 990 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:23,480 Bring the Beagle out, please. Please sit down. 991 00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:25,200 The Borzoi, please. 992 00:49:32,800 --> 00:49:34,600 And the Petit, please. 993 00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:36,680 All right. 994 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,800 Our little Sherlock Holmes dog is out there, huh? 995 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,840 Even without the hat and the pipe. 996 00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:43,920 So it's down to four now. 997 00:49:44,120 --> 00:49:46,800 She's taking a final look at the four she's picked: 998 00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:51,240 The Bloodhound, the Beagle, the Borzoi, and the PBGV. 999 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:54,640 That's the way I want them! One. Two. 1000 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,680 Three. And four. 1001 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,880 And that's it. That's the order. 1002 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:01,760 Frankly, I'm very surprised. 1003 00:50:01,960 --> 00:50:05,480 -An upset. The rookie came through. -It's definitely an upset. 1004 00:50:05,680 --> 00:50:07,720 That's a tremendous achievement. 1005 00:50:16,600 --> 00:50:18,440 Have you tried looking under the bed? 1006 00:50:18,640 --> 00:50:20,680 Of course I've looked under the bed! 1007 00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:23,200 That's where you look when you lose things! 1008 00:50:26,480 --> 00:50:27,800 You! What's she here for? 1009 00:50:28,000 --> 00:50:30,840 I called you 30 minutes ago! You call yourself a maid? 1010 00:50:31,440 --> 00:50:32,880 Where are you from? 1011 00:50:33,040 --> 00:50:35,480 -I know people at INS! -I'm an American citizen. 1012 00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:38,320 -They'll come in a van and take you... -I'll handle it. 1013 00:50:38,480 --> 00:50:40,040 ...back to where you came from! 1014 00:50:40,240 --> 00:50:42,640 Who do you think you are? I've spent 20 minutes-- 1015 00:50:42,840 --> 00:50:46,080 -Go get your papers! -You're too agitated over a dog's toy. 1016 00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:47,320 -A dog's toy? -Yes. 1017 00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:51,000 You obviously don't know my dog! Don't tell me--! 1018 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:54,800 -There's a pet store right downstairs. -A pet store down the stairs?! 1019 00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,840 -Yes. -Are you a wizard?! A genius?! 1020 00:50:57,040 --> 00:50:58,600 Why didn't you tell me before?! 1021 00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:03,560 Thanks for your help, you stupid hotel manager! 1022 00:51:06,040 --> 00:51:08,040 Yeah, see the coat? 1023 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:10,760 I gotta tell you, I've never felt... 1024 00:51:11,000 --> 00:51:13,440 ...more confident than I feel right now. 1025 00:51:13,640 --> 00:51:16,520 Like I could say to the president of the IKennel Club: 1026 00:51:16,720 --> 00:51:20,840 "Why don't we skip to the chase here, and just give me the cup. 1027 00:51:21,040 --> 00:51:23,160 I'll be on my way. You can take my photo." 1028 00:51:23,360 --> 00:51:25,920 I honestly feel that way. But, you never know... 1029 00:51:26,120 --> 00:51:30,440 ...because there's so many variables that I just can't control. 1030 00:51:30,800 --> 00:51:33,160 But, everything's going as planned. 1031 00:51:34,040 --> 00:51:35,760 Except for the makeup. 1032 00:51:36,440 --> 00:51:38,920 Well, Sherri Ann did put some makeup on me... 1033 00:51:39,120 --> 00:51:42,360 ...but it's really not my style, so I took it off. 1034 00:51:42,560 --> 00:51:44,440 -It looked good. -It was a bit much. 1035 00:51:44,600 --> 00:51:47,320 No, it looked really good. I did a wonderful... 1036 00:51:47,520 --> 00:51:51,360 ...Sophia Loren Persian eye. 1037 00:51:51,560 --> 00:51:55,080 And it looked very dramatic, and looked very showlike. 1038 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:59,560 It was a little over the top. I looked freakish, so I took it off. 1039 00:51:59,760 --> 00:52:03,280 -No, you didn't. -You have to just let this go, okay? 1040 00:52:03,480 --> 00:52:07,160 But, I do like what she did with my hair. 1041 00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,400 Well, now it's time for the toys. 1042 00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:14,680 They're well-named. They look like they could be wound up. 1043 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:18,240 This is a fun group. And the crowd always responds to the toys. 1044 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:21,800 It's wonderful, the character you see in these dogs. 1045 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:24,880 That's what a lot of people are looking for in a toy dog. 1046 00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:29,320 They're crowd pleasers. Frederick Basil-Abbott Ill is the judge. 1047 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,240 -He's got his hands full. -Yes. 1048 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:37,320 -Hey, hey, baby. Aw, a Bloodhound? -Oh, yeah. 1049 00:52:37,520 --> 00:52:38,440 -Beautiful. -Yep. 1050 00:52:38,640 --> 00:52:41,320 -Beautiful. How old is he? -Yeah. He's 2. 1051 00:52:41,520 --> 00:52:44,040 -Slobbers a lot. -He's a 2-year-old. Oh, yes. 1052 00:52:44,240 --> 00:52:48,120 -He's a 2-year. He's a slobberpuss. -He is a slobberer. He's gorgeous. 1053 00:52:48,320 --> 00:52:50,440 -Yes, he is. -Yeah. 1054 00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,200 I handle Rhapsody in White. 1055 00:52:55,960 --> 00:53:00,080 -The Poodle, right? The Standard? -Yeah. Two-time Best in Show. 1056 00:53:00,280 --> 00:53:02,640 -Last two years here at the Mayflower. -That's-- 1057 00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:04,680 -I'm sure you know that. -Yes. 1058 00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,040 -Yeah, so-- -I'm Harlan Pepper. 1059 00:53:07,240 --> 00:53:09,680 Christy Cummings. But you probably know that. 1060 00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,640 Well, I do and I don't. 1061 00:53:13,880 --> 00:53:15,120 -You take care. -I will. 1062 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:17,160 Take care, Hubert. We'll see you. 1063 00:53:24,160 --> 00:53:26,080 The toy group has long been a favorite. 1064 00:53:26,280 --> 00:53:28,200 Going back hundreds of years, when-- 1065 00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:31,120 I'd be hard-pressed to pick my favorite. 1066 00:53:31,280 --> 00:53:33,160 The Shih Tzu is a terrific dog. 1067 00:53:33,360 --> 00:53:34,920 -What's that one? -The Shih Tzu. 1068 00:53:35,120 --> 00:53:37,120 -The Shih Tzu! -That's a name you don't... 1069 00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,640 ...play around with. It doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. 1070 00:53:40,840 --> 00:53:45,080 "Stewardess, can I take a Shih Tzu on, or does it have to be stowed?" 1071 00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:48,280 -"Is that a Shih Tzu in your...?" -An old joke, but still good. 1072 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,320 It's a crowd pleaser. 1073 00:53:56,920 --> 00:53:59,720 Ma'am, can I have the ltalian Greyhound over here? 1074 00:54:02,760 --> 00:54:05,840 -He's known as a deliberate judge. -Is that right? 1075 00:54:06,040 --> 00:54:08,040 Yes. An interesting side note: 1076 00:54:08,240 --> 00:54:12,320 He trained to be a priest at one time. He was in a seminary. 1077 00:54:12,520 --> 00:54:15,160 Never went through with it all, but it's unusual. 1078 00:54:15,360 --> 00:54:18,640 It'd be interesting to know why. But that's a whole other show. 1079 00:54:19,120 --> 00:54:21,400 Sir, can I have the Pom over here, please? 1080 00:54:26,520 --> 00:54:29,040 Ma'am, the Toy Poodle behind, please. 1081 00:54:34,120 --> 00:54:36,400 Sir, could I have the Shih Tzu here, please? 1082 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:40,400 They are a playful bunch, aren't they? 1083 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:46,160 Thank you, sir. One. 1084 00:54:46,360 --> 00:54:49,120 Two. Three. Four. 1085 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,160 Thank you. Oh, I'm sorry. 1086 00:54:57,400 --> 00:54:59,640 -Oh, congratulations. -Thank you. 1087 00:55:00,880 --> 00:55:02,240 My little princess. 1088 00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:03,760 -My hero. -Oh, thanks. 1089 00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,720 -God, thank you. -Good job. 1090 00:55:06,080 --> 00:55:07,720 -Thanks. -The Pom was no problem? 1091 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,080 Pom broke his gait. He might as well have taken a dump. 1092 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:13,480 I was amazed the Yorkie didn't do better. 1093 00:55:13,680 --> 00:55:16,080 -Who knew? -Look at this. It's all you. 1094 00:55:16,280 --> 00:55:18,760 First in group. Best in Show coming up. 1095 00:55:18,960 --> 00:55:21,400 She's like, "Group, shmoop. Bring it on." 1096 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,840 Which reminds me, gotta go to the hotel. 1097 00:55:24,040 --> 00:55:25,680 -I have to change. -Want some soup? 1098 00:55:25,880 --> 00:55:26,920 -Bath balm. -Bath balm. 1099 00:55:27,120 --> 00:55:28,080 Immediately. 1100 00:55:31,240 --> 00:55:35,240 -Hello. -Hi. I'm looking for a toy. 1101 00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,600 -It's a bumble bee. It's like a-- -For what kind of animal? 1102 00:55:38,840 --> 00:55:41,360 For a dog. It's a bee. It's a bumble bee. 1103 00:55:41,520 --> 00:55:43,880 And it's furry. It's about this big. 1104 00:55:44,080 --> 00:55:45,760 -Okay. -Right. 1105 00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:48,240 It's a bumble bee. 1106 00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:49,840 Stripes on it. 1107 00:55:50,040 --> 00:55:53,960 -Here it is. Is this it? -No, that's a bear in a bee costume. 1108 00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:56,120 Okay. I'm just trying to help. 1109 00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:59,640 It's about this big. And it squeaks in the middle. 1110 00:55:59,800 --> 00:56:03,120 Oh. Okay. This one squeaks. You know? 1111 00:56:03,320 --> 00:56:05,240 And I think it's striped. 1112 00:56:05,400 --> 00:56:07,800 I think the dog will respond to the stripes. 1113 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:11,280 And it's reminiscent of a bumble bee, I think. 1114 00:56:11,480 --> 00:56:13,280 -It's like a bee. -That's a parrot. 1115 00:56:13,480 --> 00:56:15,600 That's what the dog's responding to. 1116 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,760 But you can look in the box here. We have more. 1117 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,520 Like this one. The yellow and black one there? 1118 00:56:21,720 --> 00:56:23,400 -This? -That's like a bee. 1119 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,480 -This is a fish. -Well, we know that's a fish... 1120 00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:28,360 -...but to a dog-- -Just shut up. 1121 00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:30,920 -I'm gonna get this. -I'm just trying to help. 1122 00:56:31,120 --> 00:56:32,200 Thank you. 1123 00:56:32,400 --> 00:56:34,840 This is least like a bee of what we have. 1124 00:56:35,040 --> 00:56:39,120 I didn't ask for your opinion. I asked for a toy that you don't have! 1125 00:56:40,240 --> 00:56:41,840 -Oh, baby, you're so good. -Yes. 1126 00:56:42,040 --> 00:56:43,280 Look at you. 1127 00:56:43,960 --> 00:56:48,120 Who could look at this face and say, "Oh, I want him." 1128 00:56:48,320 --> 00:56:50,640 You. Hey, Wink. Hey, Wink. 1129 00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,120 -Look at this. -Did you see the scary dog? 1130 00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,760 You. Hey, Winky, look at this. 1131 00:56:56,960 --> 00:56:59,360 You! Yes. 1132 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:02,120 He's just a natural. And look at his face. 1133 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:05,040 Could he be sweeter or more loving? 1134 00:57:05,520 --> 00:57:08,600 The group is all about attitude. And look at this. 1135 00:57:09,120 --> 00:57:11,560 What, could you find a more likable attitude? 1136 00:57:11,800 --> 00:57:14,600 A happier, happier-to-know-you kind of attitude? 1137 00:57:15,240 --> 00:57:17,040 I'm talking about you. 1138 00:57:18,160 --> 00:57:20,120 And here come the Terriers! 1139 00:57:20,320 --> 00:57:22,000 This is a very popular group. 1140 00:57:22,200 --> 00:57:26,960 There's a lot of winners that have come out of this group in past shows. 1141 00:57:27,120 --> 00:57:30,080 -It's also popular with the crowd. -They're lovable dogs. 1142 00:57:30,280 --> 00:57:34,120 -Wonderful personality. -Very frisky, very playful. 1143 00:57:34,320 --> 00:57:37,040 It's sad, when you look at how beautiful they are... 1144 00:57:37,240 --> 00:57:40,360 ...to think that in some countries, these dogs are eaten. 1145 00:57:41,880 --> 00:57:43,280 And once around, please. 1146 00:57:43,480 --> 00:57:45,640 That's my favorite, the Miniature Schnauzer. 1147 00:57:45,840 --> 00:57:47,400 How do they make them miniature? 1148 00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:50,800 Is there some way, some process they physically... 1149 00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:53,440 ...miniaturize the dog? Or is it a puppy? 1150 00:57:53,640 --> 00:57:54,960 What the devil is going on? 1151 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:56,880 They just.... It's breeding. 1152 00:57:57,080 --> 00:57:58,640 They breed them small. 1153 00:57:58,840 --> 00:58:02,800 You'd think they'd want them bigger, like grapefruits or watermelons. 1154 00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,840 Now, what's that up on the table? 1155 00:58:06,040 --> 00:58:07,480 That's the Norwich. 1156 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,960 She's taking a close look at the Norwich. 1157 00:58:11,360 --> 00:58:12,760 That handler looks familiar to me. 1158 00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,680 Madam, could you bring the dog further down in back, please? 1159 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:20,560 That's my dog. 1160 00:58:23,000 --> 00:58:25,520 Did I mention my idea for a book for you? 1161 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:29,000 Women bathing their dogs. In cutoff jeans and T-shirts... 1162 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:30,480 ...and with the soap. 1163 00:58:30,680 --> 00:58:34,440 How it gets all wet, then the water, let your imagination run wild. 1164 00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,200 Get the IKennel Club behind it, make a few bucks. 1165 00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:39,760 That's what it's all about. Put your name on it. 1166 00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,960 Bathing Your Dog With Trevor Beckwith. 1167 00:58:43,160 --> 00:58:46,600 Doing It Doggy Style. You come up with that, I'm not the literary guy. 1168 00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:53,440 All right. Judge Ruth Collier is looking very closely. 1169 00:58:55,600 --> 00:58:56,400 One. 1170 00:58:56,920 --> 00:58:58,320 Two. 1171 00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,800 Three. Four. 1172 00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:04,840 Thank you. 1173 00:59:06,920 --> 00:59:07,920 Here. 1174 00:59:09,160 --> 00:59:10,400 What the hell is this? 1175 00:59:10,600 --> 00:59:12,680 -It's a toy. -It's a rooster or something. 1176 00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:14,680 Get out the bee. Where's the bee? 1177 00:59:14,880 --> 00:59:17,760 I couldn't find it. I went to the hotel, I asked. 1178 00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:21,280 You were gone for a half-hour and you came back with this purple thing?! 1179 00:59:21,480 --> 00:59:22,680 Don't spit at me! 1180 00:59:22,880 --> 00:59:24,720 Don't you yell at me! 1181 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,320 You take care of it! 1182 00:59:26,480 --> 00:59:28,960 -I will take care of it! -Stop it! Just.... 1183 00:59:29,960 --> 00:59:33,360 We're here with Dr. Millbank, President of the Mayflower IKennel Club. 1184 00:59:34,120 --> 00:59:37,280 Doctor, let me ask you something. I got a little bursitis in my shoulder. 1185 00:59:37,480 --> 00:59:39,160 Do you recommend heat or cold? 1186 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:41,640 -I'm not that kind of doctor. -I know that. 1187 00:59:41,840 --> 00:59:44,080 I'm just kidding. He's not that kind of doctor... 1188 00:59:44,280 --> 00:59:47,280 ...but he's got such a good sense of humor, we like to have a few laughs. 1189 00:59:47,480 --> 00:59:49,880 Question that's always bothered me and a lot of people: 1190 00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:54,160 Mayflower, combined with Philadelphia, no-brainer, right? 1191 00:59:54,320 --> 00:59:56,160 Because this is where the Mayflower landed. 1192 00:59:56,360 --> 00:59:59,920 Not so, it turns out Columbus actually set foot somewhere in the West lndies. 1193 01:00:00,120 --> 01:00:01,120 Little-known fact. 1194 01:00:01,320 --> 01:00:03,720 How does the name Mayflower get up to the Quaker City? 1195 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:07,760 It wasn't actually Columbus on the Mayflower, as you probably remember. 1196 01:00:07,920 --> 01:00:09,880 And he did land in Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts. 1197 01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:12,360 They landed in several places, because there's the Nina... 1198 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:14,240 -...the Pnta, a couple of them.... -And the Santa Maria. 1199 01:00:14,440 --> 01:00:17,120 -They all landed in different places. -Not really. 1200 01:00:17,320 --> 01:00:18,720 Well, I'm not the historian. 1201 01:00:18,920 --> 01:00:20,880 Let the production people deal with that one. 1202 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,160 Right. It doesn't matter. 1203 01:00:27,960 --> 01:00:31,040 So these are the sporting dogs. These are the athletes. 1204 01:00:31,240 --> 01:00:33,840 These are the jocks of the dog world, wouldn't you say? 1205 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:36,120 These are the dogs that you'll often see... 1206 01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:39,360 ...hanging on the wall in museums and classic paintings. 1207 01:00:39,840 --> 01:00:41,640 This group is actually known as... 1208 01:00:41,840 --> 01:00:44,800 ...the Hunting Group in the United IKingdom. 1209 01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:48,360 And the judge is Judge Freda Dunlop. 1210 01:00:48,880 --> 01:00:51,640 She is also very, very slow... 1211 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,080 -...and determined. -Very deliberate. 1212 01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:57,120 Now, we're seeing the Weimaraner, a wonderful dog. 1213 01:00:57,560 --> 01:00:58,880 That's a beauty. 1214 01:00:59,080 --> 01:01:01,200 That's "The Grey Ghost." 1215 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:04,360 Oh, I'm sorry. Get down. 1216 01:01:04,560 --> 01:01:06,160 Please control your dog. 1217 01:01:06,360 --> 01:01:07,720 That's not a good start. 1218 01:01:07,920 --> 01:01:09,320 Right around here. Let's try again. 1219 01:01:09,520 --> 01:01:11,440 This has never happened before, ever. 1220 01:01:11,800 --> 01:01:14,640 I'm sorry. We're dismissing you. 1221 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:16,680 Just give us another chance. 1222 01:01:16,880 --> 01:01:19,560 -I'm sorry. We're dismissing you. -No, let me just try again. 1223 01:01:19,760 --> 01:01:20,720 This does not look good. 1224 01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,040 He went after her like she's made out of ham. 1225 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:26,600 And I guess he's getting the old heave-ho. 1226 01:01:27,000 --> 01:01:29,400 -The dog has been excused. -She is gone. 1227 01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,360 Just get away from me, you goddamn asshole! 1228 01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,640 -It's a shame to see that happen. -Beautiful dog. 1229 01:01:33,840 --> 01:01:35,360 -But he's still a champion. -Oh, yes. 1230 01:01:35,560 --> 01:01:38,320 Even though he leaves in disgrace. Like "Shoeless Joe" Jackson. 1231 01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:41,520 He's out of the leagues, but we still talk about him today. 1232 01:01:42,440 --> 01:01:44,560 Hi. I'd like... 1233 01:01:45,560 --> 01:01:49,680 ...an extra-large bucket of popcorn, half-butter, half-salt. 1234 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:53,160 I wouldn't normally just be out here... 1235 01:01:53,600 --> 01:01:55,320 ...pigging out. 1236 01:01:55,520 --> 01:01:56,520 But... 1237 01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:01,760 ...l'm a little nervous right now. There's a lot at stake. 1238 01:02:02,360 --> 01:02:05,440 You know, we've had two wins. This would be our third... 1239 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:08,480 ...and I'm making Leslie nervous. 1240 01:02:08,680 --> 01:02:10,720 I'm making myself very nervous. 1241 01:02:10,920 --> 01:02:14,640 And my nervousness is... 1242 01:02:14,880 --> 01:02:18,320 ...is rubbing off on Leslie. And.... 1243 01:02:20,800 --> 01:02:22,800 I feel like l... 1244 01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,160 ...l just really need to listen to my inner instinct... 1245 01:02:26,320 --> 01:02:29,560 ...and my inner instinct says... 1246 01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:31,920 ..."Don't go right now." 1247 01:02:33,360 --> 01:02:35,000 So, I'm not going out. 1248 01:02:35,200 --> 01:02:38,560 I'm gonna be right here until I get another message... 1249 01:02:38,760 --> 01:02:40,240 ...from myself. 1250 01:02:46,840 --> 01:02:47,800 What are you doing, honey? 1251 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,600 They're just finishing up the Non-sporting in a second. 1252 01:02:50,800 --> 01:02:53,000 I'm looking for the hand cream. Did you bring it? 1253 01:02:53,200 --> 01:02:56,000 I've got a lot of hand cream. But I don't have the.... 1254 01:02:56,200 --> 01:02:58,480 God, look at that IKeeshond. 1255 01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:00,240 Is that hideous? 1256 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:02,320 What's that doing at the Mayflower? 1257 01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:06,960 Oh, my goodness. You might want to see this. 1258 01:03:07,800 --> 01:03:09,560 It's Miss Cummings. 1259 01:03:10,560 --> 01:03:12,640 Is it ever Miss Cummings. 1260 01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:13,880 Oh, my God. 1261 01:03:14,080 --> 01:03:15,760 Bob Mackie, where are you when we need you? 1262 01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:18,680 She looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig. 1263 01:03:18,880 --> 01:03:21,520 Doesn't--? Look at the piping. 1264 01:03:21,720 --> 01:03:24,480 She tries to be so self-possessed, but look at the terror in her face. 1265 01:03:24,680 --> 01:03:26,800 It's all about fear for her. 1266 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:28,480 Well, it's all about her. 1267 01:03:31,440 --> 01:03:33,000 He's taking his time picking. 1268 01:03:33,320 --> 01:03:34,920 That's for sure. 1269 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:38,000 And stopping them once again. 1270 01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:40,640 He is a highly respected judge. 1271 01:03:40,840 --> 01:03:43,080 Often tends to go on personality. 1272 01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,080 And we've certainly got a lot of personality in this selection. 1273 01:03:46,280 --> 01:03:48,480 You're number one. Two. 1274 01:03:48,680 --> 01:03:51,200 Three. And four. 1275 01:03:55,760 --> 01:03:58,960 Yeah. Look at that Poodle. She knows she's a winner. 1276 01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,320 And look at her handler. That is one happy fella. 1277 01:04:01,520 --> 01:04:03,360 That is actually a woman. 1278 01:04:03,560 --> 01:04:06,800 A woman-- Iady handler. They are sharing thejoy. 1279 01:04:06,960 --> 01:04:10,160 And this is interesting, do you think they can feel thejoy? 1280 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:11,680 -Okay. -Big surprise. 1281 01:04:11,880 --> 01:04:13,960 There it is. I better show Agnes this bitch. 1282 01:04:14,160 --> 01:04:16,000 Oh, God. When she smiles.... 1283 01:04:16,200 --> 01:04:19,480 Stop eating that shirt and look at your competition. 1284 01:04:19,680 --> 01:04:21,920 That is Rhapsody in White. 1285 01:04:22,120 --> 01:04:24,400 That's who you're gonna beat. 1286 01:04:24,680 --> 01:04:26,880 -She wins in a waltz, don't you? -She does. 1287 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,480 Christy's gonna go talk to Sherri Ann. 1288 01:04:29,680 --> 01:04:32,480 Here's Sherri Ann. What is Sherri Ann wearing? 1289 01:04:34,320 --> 01:04:35,600 And she-- 1290 01:04:39,120 --> 01:04:40,400 Hello? 1291 01:04:42,400 --> 01:04:44,360 Rhapsody has two mommies. 1292 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,680 All right, Trevor Beckwith, it all comes down to this. 1293 01:04:48,880 --> 01:04:51,920 They're going for all the marbles. The Best in Show. 1294 01:04:52,120 --> 01:04:53,560 The final seven. 1295 01:04:53,760 --> 01:04:55,400 It's the bottom of the ninth inning. 1296 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:57,320 It's the goal line stand. 1297 01:04:57,520 --> 01:04:59,200 It's the final round. 1298 01:04:59,400 --> 01:05:03,600 And after all the grooming, the petting, the kibbles, the liver snaps. 1299 01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:05,680 Your opinion. Your feedback. 1300 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:09,000 This is a very exciting moment. All these are wonderful dogs. 1301 01:05:09,200 --> 01:05:11,160 And this is the moment everybody's been waiting for. 1302 01:05:11,360 --> 01:05:13,680 The last seven. The best of the best. 1303 01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,760 -This is a great moment. -Creme de la creme. 1304 01:05:15,960 --> 01:05:17,680 -As long as you're calm. -I do. I am. 1305 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,360 Because I'm as calm as a cucumber, okay? 1306 01:05:20,560 --> 01:05:21,920 Why don't you sit down? 1307 01:05:22,120 --> 01:05:24,600 -Go sit down. -I'm kidding. I'm nervous. 1308 01:05:24,800 --> 01:05:28,120 So sit down now because Winky and I have to get ready for the show. 1309 01:05:28,320 --> 01:05:29,360 IKnock them dead, honey. 1310 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,920 -Good luck. -Thank you. 1311 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:32,520 -Good luck. -"Bye-bye, Daddy." 1312 01:05:32,720 --> 01:05:35,200 Say, "Bye-bye, Daddy." Bye, darling. 1313 01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,560 Sweetheart? 1314 01:05:36,920 --> 01:05:38,960 -Make Fern City proud, okay? -I will. 1315 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:43,680 -What the--? -Are you all right? 1316 01:05:45,480 --> 01:05:48,560 What'd I trip on? Did somebody put something here so I'd trip? 1317 01:05:48,760 --> 01:05:50,760 -Calm down. -Why did you fall? 1318 01:05:50,960 --> 01:05:53,080 Okay, it's just my knee. I'm fine. 1319 01:05:53,280 --> 01:05:55,560 Look out. You're gonna step on your dog. 1320 01:05:55,760 --> 01:05:59,360 -Oh, no. Your knee is all messed up. -We need a doctor. 1321 01:05:59,560 --> 01:06:01,400 Is there--? Can we get a medic? 1322 01:06:01,600 --> 01:06:02,800 It's Best ln Show. 1323 01:06:03,000 --> 01:06:06,200 Your knee is ballooning up like a watermelon, sweetheart. 1324 01:06:06,760 --> 01:06:09,400 Baby, you can't miss this. Winky can't miss this. 1325 01:06:09,600 --> 01:06:12,480 He's worked for two and a half years. He can't miss this. 1326 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:13,680 -He can't miss? -He can't miss it. 1327 01:06:13,880 --> 01:06:16,080 -Then we get a handler. -A handler? 1328 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:19,080 -We get a professional handler. -A stranger? 1329 01:06:19,280 --> 01:06:21,800 If you want the dog in the show, we need a handler. 1330 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:23,800 You have to do it. You have to. 1331 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,960 You have a concussion. You're not making any sense. 1332 01:06:27,160 --> 01:06:28,920 All you have to do is follow him. 1333 01:06:29,120 --> 01:06:30,760 Just follow him. 1334 01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:33,040 -We'll take care of you. -You'll be fine. 1335 01:06:33,240 --> 01:06:34,400 I've walked him-- 1336 01:06:34,600 --> 01:06:37,520 You take him for a walk every night. That's gaiting. 1337 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,600 I don't even know what gaiting is. What's this? 1338 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:44,400 Your number, keep it on your left arm. IKeep the dog on the left too. 1339 01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:45,680 Gerry... 1340 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,200 ...you're gonna show Winky. 1341 01:06:52,120 --> 01:06:54,440 And here they come! The Pointer.... 1342 01:06:54,640 --> 01:06:57,080 The Pointer from the Sporting Group, handled by Jill IKoch. 1343 01:06:57,280 --> 01:07:00,000 And look at that magnificent dog. 1344 01:07:00,200 --> 01:07:01,480 Absolutely beautiful. 1345 01:07:01,680 --> 01:07:04,480 Do you think they know the championship's on the line here? 1346 01:07:04,680 --> 01:07:06,560 I think they know they're very special dogs... 1347 01:07:06,760 --> 01:07:08,600 ...and that they're still in it. 1348 01:07:09,240 --> 01:07:10,280 And the Bloodhound.... 1349 01:07:10,480 --> 01:07:13,200 -Picking up the track of the Pointer. -Beautiful dog. 1350 01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:14,800 Hubert. 1351 01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:17,800 I was talking to his owner and handler, Harlan Pepper... 1352 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:21,520 ...and he believes this dog has a tremendous future. 1353 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:25,880 And here's the Siberian Husky, handled by Joanne Dixon. 1354 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,280 -Also a beautiful dog. -Magnificent, yes. 1355 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:31,120 And they're strutting their stuff too. 1356 01:07:35,840 --> 01:07:39,000 The Terrier group now. This is the Norwich Terrier. 1357 01:07:39,320 --> 01:07:40,520 With.... 1358 01:07:41,960 --> 01:07:45,280 -Seems to have a different handler. -It's not Cookie Fleck. 1359 01:07:46,200 --> 01:07:49,160 We're getting word that the dog is being handled by... 1360 01:07:49,560 --> 01:07:51,760 ...Cookie's husband, Gerry Fleck. 1361 01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:53,840 -Very unusual. -Boy, this is thrilling. 1362 01:07:54,040 --> 01:07:56,480 The bottom of the ninth, a pinch hitter comes in. 1363 01:07:57,200 --> 01:07:59,120 Am I nuts or--? 1364 01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:01,680 Something's wrong with his feet. 1365 01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:05,800 I don't think I ever find myself saying this, but I think... 1366 01:08:06,000 --> 01:08:08,360 -...you're right. -He's got two left feet. 1367 01:08:08,560 --> 01:08:09,840 That is certainly a first. 1368 01:08:10,040 --> 01:08:12,080 Go get 'em, pal! Man! 1369 01:08:13,000 --> 01:08:16,520 And the Toy Group, the Shih Tzu is here with Scott Donlan... 1370 01:08:16,720 --> 01:08:19,720 -...in a splendid outfit. -Scott is prancing along... 1371 01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,960 ...with the dog. And look at his outfit. 1372 01:08:22,160 --> 01:08:24,720 In my neighborhood, you wear an outfit like that... 1373 01:08:24,920 --> 01:08:27,520 ...you better be a hotel doorman. 1374 01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,320 -He is having fun with his dog. -Here's Rhapsody... 1375 01:08:30,720 --> 01:08:32,080 -That's your favorite. -...with Christy. 1376 01:08:32,240 --> 01:08:34,480 And the crowd's reacting too. 1377 01:08:34,680 --> 01:08:38,600 This dog is as close to perfect as I think you'll see. And she knows it. 1378 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,320 -She knows this. -She has a winner's attitude. 1379 01:08:41,600 --> 01:08:43,720 And last, lastly we have the... 1380 01:08:43,920 --> 01:08:46,560 ...the Shetland Sheepdog. The dog I have. 1381 01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:48,200 The Sheltie. 1382 01:08:48,880 --> 01:08:51,760 Let me ask you. This may be a little bit off the path. 1383 01:08:51,960 --> 01:08:54,600 How much weight do you think I could bench press? 1384 01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:57,800 Just make a guess. A ballpark figure. 1385 01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,000 31 5 pounds. I was in top shape. 1386 01:09:01,240 --> 01:09:03,840 I don't know if I could make it back and forth here. 1387 01:09:04,040 --> 01:09:06,560 -Quite impressive. -Dead-lifted over 500. 1388 01:09:07,800 --> 01:09:11,200 -I think we're all set to go here. -Oh, boy. Oh, boy! 1389 01:09:11,400 --> 01:09:12,960 Bring out the Pointer, please. 1390 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:18,360 And the judge is Everett Bainbridge, if I'm not wrong. 1391 01:09:18,560 --> 01:09:21,160 Yes, Everett is a very experienced judge. 1392 01:09:21,360 --> 01:09:23,800 -I would hope so. -We're in very good hands. 1393 01:09:24,000 --> 01:09:26,920 This is like the World Series. You get the best umpires. 1394 01:09:27,560 --> 01:09:29,000 Once around, please. 1395 01:09:32,880 --> 01:09:34,440 Bring out the Bloodhound. 1396 01:09:44,080 --> 01:09:45,200 Once around, please. 1397 01:09:49,640 --> 01:09:52,400 Can a dog win it or lose it in this last round... 1398 01:09:52,600 --> 01:09:54,200 ...or has the judge made up his mind? 1399 01:09:54,400 --> 01:09:56,160 Oh, good heavens, no. This is... 1400 01:09:56,360 --> 01:09:57,880 ...still open at this point. 1401 01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:00,480 It's apples and oranges, different breeds. 1402 01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:02,800 Are they looking for something particular? 1403 01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:05,320 It's a gut reaction on some level. These are all... 1404 01:10:05,520 --> 01:10:08,400 -...superb animals. -Very subjective, then. 1405 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:10,040 Very difficult task to pick. 1406 01:10:10,240 --> 01:10:13,480 Let me ask you, does money ever exchange hands under the table? 1407 01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,920 -Good Lord, no. -Don't stick your neck out. 1408 01:10:16,120 --> 01:10:18,280 I'd be tempted to lay a few dollars. 1409 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:33,080 Once around, please. 1410 01:10:40,680 --> 01:10:42,720 They're just one cuter than the other. 1411 01:10:42,920 --> 01:10:45,120 And I think everybody responds to that. 1412 01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:46,760 Bring out the Shih Tzu, please. 1413 01:11:03,120 --> 01:11:05,480 I couldn't get used to being probed and prodded. 1414 01:11:05,680 --> 01:11:07,560 I told my proctologist once: 1415 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,400 "Why don't you take me out to dinner and a movie sometime?" 1416 01:11:10,600 --> 01:11:13,200 Yes. I remember you said that last year. 1417 01:11:13,720 --> 01:11:15,200 Once around, please. 1418 01:11:25,440 --> 01:11:27,840 Bring out the standard Poodle, please! 1419 01:11:38,840 --> 01:11:41,000 This may seem like a silly question. 1420 01:11:41,200 --> 01:11:43,560 If you get a French dog, a Chinese dog, a German dog... 1421 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,920 ...do they all bark the same? They all sound the same.... 1422 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:48,600 Or is it a different language? 1423 01:11:48,800 --> 01:11:51,440 Different dogs have different intonations and tones. 1424 01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:54,640 The country, the boundaries, doesn't make any difference? 1425 01:12:00,040 --> 01:12:02,640 Bring out the Shetland Sheepdog, please. 1426 01:12:05,120 --> 01:12:07,840 I notice in these competitions they don't do the basic... 1427 01:12:08,040 --> 01:12:10,440 ..."sit up," "roll over," "fetch," "heel." 1428 01:12:10,680 --> 01:12:13,920 They start at a higher level than that, don't they? 1429 01:12:14,120 --> 01:12:15,600 Those are the basic commands-- 1430 01:12:15,800 --> 01:12:19,520 And is that taken into consideration at the start, or, I mean... 1431 01:12:19,720 --> 01:12:23,480 ...are you just judging by how well a dog is groomed? 1432 01:12:24,320 --> 01:12:25,600 Once around. 1433 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:30,120 These dogs are pampered and petted... 1434 01:12:30,320 --> 01:12:32,440 ...and all in top physical condition. 1435 01:12:32,640 --> 01:12:35,040 No question. This is the prime. 1436 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:38,120 You won't see finer specimens than these seven dogs. 1437 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,960 It's a shame, really, that there has to be one picked. 1438 01:12:41,160 --> 01:12:42,760 Because as we've said time and time again... 1439 01:12:42,960 --> 01:12:45,600 ...these aren't just winners. These are winners within winners. 1440 01:12:50,080 --> 01:12:54,400 And Mr. Bainbridge is taking a very, very close look at these dogs. 1441 01:12:54,600 --> 01:12:58,240 I don't envy him this task. He's a master of... 1442 01:12:58,440 --> 01:13:01,000 ...1 50 breeds. 1443 01:13:01,200 --> 01:13:03,040 And this well-informed judge.... 1444 01:13:03,240 --> 01:13:04,680 This is a terribly difficult task. 1445 01:13:04,880 --> 01:13:08,520 Like the umpire calling a close play at home plate in the bottom of the 9th. 1446 01:13:08,720 --> 01:13:10,480 I wouldn't want to be in his shoes. 1447 01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:15,880 The judge is going over to the judges' table to sign the book. 1448 01:13:16,080 --> 01:13:18,280 -So he's made his decision. -We have a winner. 1449 01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,040 Lot of hearts in dogs' throats. 1450 01:13:21,240 --> 01:13:22,760 Do dogs react to this? 1451 01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,400 They sense the tension. They have to. 1452 01:13:25,600 --> 01:13:26,920 They can't not. 1453 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:30,200 And here comes the cup, with Doctor Millbank and Graham Chissolm. 1454 01:13:30,400 --> 01:13:34,240 Look at the size of that. I've taken sponge baths in smaller bowls. 1455 01:13:34,440 --> 01:13:38,920 This really is the defining moment of this competition. 1456 01:13:49,520 --> 01:13:50,880 The Norwich Terrier! 1457 01:13:58,960 --> 01:14:01,120 Congratulations, you did a great job. 1458 01:14:04,200 --> 01:14:05,840 Thank you. Thanks. 1459 01:14:15,480 --> 01:14:17,680 Cookie! We did it! 1460 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:22,400 -We took the Mayflower! -You're so beautiful! 1461 01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,560 Oh, my God! Oh, thank you! 1462 01:14:44,800 --> 01:14:47,840 After the Mayflower, we came back to Fern City... 1463 01:14:48,040 --> 01:14:50,640 ...and we were celebrities. 1464 01:14:50,840 --> 01:14:51,640 We were big. 1465 01:14:51,800 --> 01:14:55,040 We were big. Everything just broke loose like a cannon. 1466 01:14:55,240 --> 01:14:58,320 We were given the key to the city from the mayor. 1467 01:14:58,520 --> 01:15:01,520 -With a picture in the newspaper. -Picture in the newspaper. 1468 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:03,800 We, we, we had.... 1469 01:15:04,000 --> 01:15:06,120 -Radio interviews. -Radio interviews. 1470 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:08,480 -Three. -Three radio interviews. 1471 01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:12,120 And you know, at some point, a good friend of ours said: 1472 01:15:12,320 --> 01:15:15,160 "You know, you've got all these great songs... 1473 01:15:15,400 --> 01:15:18,280 ...that you do about your Terriers, and you're.... 1474 01:15:18,480 --> 01:15:20,000 Do something with them... 1475 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,720 ...because you're celebrities now." 1476 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:23,920 We never thought of it. We were just doing it for fun. 1477 01:15:24,120 --> 01:15:27,560 Just for the love of Terriers. But, thinking, "Yeah. Why not?" 1478 01:15:27,800 --> 01:15:30,120 There's something to be said for that. 1479 01:15:30,320 --> 01:15:34,000 Back yard, front yard, or the park 1480 01:15:34,960 --> 01:15:38,160 Play with it till it gets dark 1481 01:15:39,600 --> 01:15:42,840 Take it home after a while. 1482 01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,160 Then chew it up 1483 01:15:45,360 --> 01:15:47,680 Terrier style Bow-wow 1484 01:15:49,360 --> 01:15:50,440 Delish 1485 01:15:53,560 --> 01:15:55,080 Some dish 1486 01:15:56,800 --> 01:15:58,520 -Cookie? -Yeah? 1487 01:15:58,960 --> 01:15:59,920 Cookie Googleman? 1488 01:16:02,200 --> 01:16:03,680 Does this ring a bell? 1489 01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:07,160 I'm not wearing underwear 1490 01:16:10,200 --> 01:16:12,600 -Bulge? -Yeah, that's me! 1491 01:16:13,160 --> 01:16:14,120 Bulge? 1492 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,400 -Get out of town! -It's me! 1493 01:16:16,560 --> 01:16:18,160 You look fantastic. 1494 01:16:18,360 --> 01:16:21,000 You too. You've grown. 1495 01:16:21,280 --> 01:16:24,240 I'm growing right now, girl, just looking at you. 1496 01:16:24,440 --> 01:16:28,360 That is the one and only time I've ever done it on a roller coaster. 1497 01:16:29,440 --> 01:16:32,040 I like both of them. And we could fiind something there. 1498 01:16:32,240 --> 01:16:35,680 But what I like about these, and Sherri Ann would agree.... 1499 01:16:35,880 --> 01:16:36,880 Honey? 1500 01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:39,880 If we could get this picture of the dog... 1501 01:16:40,080 --> 01:16:41,360 ...and maybe one of these.... 1502 01:16:41,560 --> 01:16:43,400 Gosh, it's been a year. 1503 01:16:43,600 --> 01:16:45,800 So much has happened. Oh, my gosh. 1504 01:16:46,600 --> 01:16:47,760 Well... 1505 01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,480 ...we didn't win at Mayflower. 1506 01:16:50,680 --> 01:16:55,280 Which is surreal and was extremely disturbing. 1507 01:16:55,440 --> 01:16:57,840 -It was so not right. -It was devastating. 1508 01:16:58,840 --> 01:17:02,080 But the silver lining of this cloud, of course, is that... 1509 01:17:02,280 --> 01:17:05,840 ...you know, it brought us to a new level in our relationship. 1510 01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:09,560 And now we got to open up these offices... 1511 01:17:09,760 --> 01:17:11,560 ...and publish this magazine here. 1512 01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:15,960 American Bitch. The dog magazine for women and their dogs. 1513 01:17:17,480 --> 01:17:21,680 It's a focus on the issues of the lesbian purebred dog owner. 1514 01:17:21,840 --> 01:17:25,000 We're on our third issue. These are our first two issues here. 1515 01:17:25,200 --> 01:17:27,600 And it's fantastic, you know? 1516 01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:31,080 Sherri Ann is definitely the inspiration and, you know... 1517 01:17:31,280 --> 01:17:33,200 ...and I do the grunt work, the details. 1518 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:35,760 She has a very big heart. 1519 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:39,000 She's generous. She's kind. 1520 01:17:39,320 --> 01:17:42,160 -She's sweet. -Well, vice versa. 1521 01:17:42,400 --> 01:17:44,720 Yeah. She's changed my life. 1522 01:17:44,920 --> 01:17:47,880 And, and as it turns out, she's... 1523 01:17:48,080 --> 01:17:50,040 ...dynamite in the sack. 1524 01:17:52,200 --> 01:17:54,600 Likewise, I'm sure. 1525 01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,800 After the dog show... 1526 01:17:59,000 --> 01:18:01,400 ...l was on an EI AI flight to Haifa... 1527 01:18:01,560 --> 01:18:04,560 ...faster than a walnut could roll off a henhouse roof. 1528 01:18:05,040 --> 01:18:09,080 And I spent about three weeks on a kibbutz, just mellowing out. 1529 01:18:09,280 --> 01:18:10,480 Of course, they make you work. 1530 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:12,880 But it was a goodplace to clear your mind. 1531 01:18:13,080 --> 01:18:15,920 And I realized that I had a lot to offer... 1532 01:18:16,120 --> 01:18:19,920 ...besides just having a fishing shop and going to dog shows, though. 1533 01:18:20,120 --> 01:18:22,520 I've been working pretty hard on... 1534 01:18:22,720 --> 01:18:25,640 ...mastering the art of ventriloquism... 1535 01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,880 ...which is an ancient art. 1536 01:18:29,520 --> 01:18:33,240 And it requires a kind of scientifiic mind. 1537 01:18:33,400 --> 01:18:36,840 And I enjoy being able to put people... 1538 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:39,080 ...in another dimension, so to speak... 1539 01:18:39,280 --> 01:18:42,040 ...where they look around and they don't know... 1540 01:18:42,240 --> 01:18:45,200 ...where the voice is coming from, which is the whole point, I guess. 1541 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:49,040 -Let's all go honky-tonking -Down in Louisiana 1542 01:18:49,200 --> 01:18:52,720 -Where the biscuits and gravy are like -Dixie 's manna 1543 01:18:52,920 --> 01:18:55,440 Let's go honky-tonking They'll be 1544 01:18:55,640 --> 01:18:56,640 Glad to see us 1545 01:18:56,840 --> 01:18:59,720 On a Louisiana night 1546 01:19:20,440 --> 01:19:23,920 All right, I'm coming. I only have five arms. Hold your horses. 1547 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,800 -We should have gotten horses. -Little bitty horses. 1548 01:19:27,000 --> 01:19:28,360 That'd be real smart. 1549 01:19:28,560 --> 01:19:32,160 We always wanted to do this. One thing that brought us together... 1550 01:19:32,360 --> 01:19:35,440 ... was our love of old movies of the '30s and '40s. 1551 01:19:35,640 --> 01:19:38,040 The MGM musicals and the great love stories. 1552 01:19:38,240 --> 01:19:41,160 So we decided to create this calendar with our buddy Terry. 1553 01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,040 Terry's a photographer... 1554 01:19:43,240 --> 01:19:44,560 ...he lives really near us. 1555 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:49,080 He took these pictures for us about two years ago for Stefan's birthday. 1556 01:19:49,280 --> 01:19:50,520 -Which are-- -Boudoir shots. 1557 01:19:50,720 --> 01:19:52,120 You're not allowed to see them. 1558 01:19:52,280 --> 01:19:54,120 It's, sort of, that kind of thing. 1559 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:56,920 And we love them. And Terry's very talented. 1560 01:19:57,120 --> 01:19:59,640 And he loves our dogs. So we had this idea. 1561 01:19:59,840 --> 01:20:01,720 We loved old movies so much... 1562 01:20:01,880 --> 01:20:04,360 ...so we wanted to put it together... 1563 01:20:04,560 --> 01:20:06,320 ...into one project... 1564 01:20:06,520 --> 01:20:09,360 ... which was going to set the world aflame. 1565 01:20:09,520 --> 01:20:12,000 I don't know if it'll do that, but.... 1566 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:14,600 We 're not gonna sell it. It's for friends. 1567 01:20:14,800 --> 01:20:16,600 -We should try to sell it. -Really? 1568 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:20,080 Shih Tzus in the great love scenes of the-- Well, maybe. 1569 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:23,680 If we could give the money to Shih Tzu Rescue. 1570 01:20:23,880 --> 01:20:25,320 -They have plenty of money. -So do we. 1571 01:20:25,520 --> 01:20:27,320 And what Shih Tzus need rescuing, anyway? 1572 01:20:27,520 --> 01:20:30,720 What Shih Tzu is straggling around the street with an old coat saying: 1573 01:20:30,920 --> 01:20:34,000 -"Help! Alms for the poor!" -Like the little match girl. 1574 01:20:35,080 --> 01:20:37,680 So, how have things been going? 1575 01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:40,280 Everything's changed for the better. 1576 01:20:40,760 --> 01:20:42,600 -We are so happy now. -We are so happy. 1577 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,320 And our sex life is finally back on track, huh? 1578 01:20:45,520 --> 01:20:48,520 -Good. -Beatrice had so many problems. 1579 01:20:48,720 --> 01:20:50,280 She was a real problem. 1580 01:20:50,480 --> 01:20:52,640 -Poor thing. -Just negative. 1581 01:20:52,840 --> 01:20:55,400 -Very negative dog. -Very negative. 1582 01:20:55,760 --> 01:20:57,800 And hurtful, I thought. 1583 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:00,040 Didn't you think so? 1584 01:21:00,680 --> 01:21:01,800 And our new dog, IKipper... 1585 01:21:02,640 --> 01:21:03,880 ...is fantastic. 1586 01:21:04,080 --> 01:21:05,840 Oh, talk about a winner. 1587 01:21:06,920 --> 01:21:10,000 -Such a winner. -And he doesn't mind us having sex. 1588 01:21:10,200 --> 01:21:13,080 -He likes it. He likes to watch. -He likes to watch. 1589 01:21:13,680 --> 01:21:15,880 -Oh, honey. -What we went through, huh? 1590 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:17,520 It was horrible. 1591 01:21:18,400 --> 01:21:19,960 -He's a good dog. -He is a good dog. 1592 01:21:20,160 --> 01:21:21,880 And you're a good lady.