1 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,350 [Woman ] What are you doing? [ Girl ] Dad said I was family videographer. 2 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:35,874 I'm documenting ourjourney. [ Scoffs ] 3 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,475 We're not goi ng on a journey, Sara. We're going on a very long drive. 4 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,551 N uh-uh. Dad said we're taking a journey. 5 00:00:41,640 --> 00:00:44,473 Does the RV have a power port for my laptop? 6 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:47,950 We're on a budget, and the economy model RV might not even have a toilet, 7 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:50,508 but I'm sure it has a cigarette lighter. 8 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,433 Power port, Mom. We don't say cigarette lighter any more. 9 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,988 We also don't walk around with a milk moustache... 10 00:00:56,080 --> 00:00:58,913 no matter how much it accentuates our booger-nose. 11 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:02,310 Sorry. I'm too excited about our trip. 12 00:01:02,400 --> 00:01:06,518 Mom, Dad has been quoted as saying this is gonna be the funnest vacation ever. 13 00:01:06,800 --> 00:01:08,438 Can we getyourreaction? 14 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:11,273 Driving across country to a family reunion, cooking, cleaning, 15 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:14,238 organizing and budgeting is not fun and not a vacation. 16 00:01:14,320 --> 00:01:16,993 Yet, it's what I do with my free time. 17 00:01:18,320 --> 00:01:20,436 [ Engine Sputtering] 18 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,791 Oh, no! Ew! 19 00:01:24,880 --> 00:01:26,552 No, please. 20 00:01:28,680 --> 00:01:32,434 [ Sighs ] Thankyou. [Sputtering Continues ] 21 00:01:32,520 --> 00:01:36,274 - [ Horn Honking ] - No! 22 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:39,515 Not my gnomes! 23 00:01:40,880 --> 00:01:42,916 [ Groans ] 24 00:01:44,400 --> 00:01:46,550 He got the biggest one they had. 25 00:01:47,560 --> 00:01:49,755 Now, this... is camping! 26 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:52,229 Dad, it is so cool! 27 00:01:52,320 --> 00:01:54,356 You like it? Go check it out. 28 00:01:54,440 --> 00:01:57,716 You think that's cool? Wait till yourfriends drive by pointing and laughing atyou. 29 00:01:57,800 --> 00:02:00,314 Then we'll see how cool you think it is. Brennan. 30 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:02,994 Maybe one ofthem had just told a joke. Did you consider that? 31 00:02:03,080 --> 00:02:05,230 Yeah. The joke was, "Look, everybody, 32 00:02:05,320 --> 00:02:08,153 Brennan Newton's going on a vacation with his family in a bus." 33 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,276 God, how lame is that? 34 00:02:10,360 --> 00:02:12,555 Even Jessica Donnelly saw me. 35 00:02:12,640 --> 00:02:16,155 Hey, Brenn,your friends are all probably gonna stay in hotels this summer. 36 00:02:16,240 --> 00:02:19,471 We're gonna sleep beside pristine lakes in the great outdoors. 37 00:02:19,560 --> 00:02:23,155 And the bea uty of it is, th is rig has everyth i ng! 38 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:25,629 So you'll never even know you left home. That's just it, Dad. 39 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:28,188 It's home, but smaller for two weeks. 40 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,351 I don't even wanna go on this stupid trip anyway. 41 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,749 - I didn't budget for this, Richard. - I know, I know. 42 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:36,910 Just look. Come on. Just look. 43 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:40,436 I need a new tape. Okay. Just look. 44 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:43,159 [ Sighs ] We can't afford this, Richard. 45 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:48,150 [ Gasps ] No way! Is that a DVD player? 46 00:02:48,240 --> 00:02:51,312 Yep, and a fridge/freezer, tub/shower, 47 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,517 blender/food processor, power ports for Sara's computer, 48 00:02:54,600 --> 00:02:57,239 and check this out. 49 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:03,389 Instant hydraulic emergency brake. 50 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:07,155 You touch that baby, and this coach comes to a total standstill in half a second. 51 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:09,913 And what, we go sailing through the front window? 52 00:03:10,000 --> 00:03:13,436 Spring action shoulder strap seat belts, honey. 53 00:03:13,520 --> 00:03:16,114 It doesn't get any safer. [ Grunts ] 54 00:03:16,200 --> 00:03:19,192 [ Both Laugh ] 55 00:03:19,280 --> 00:03:22,192 Oh. 56 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:26,239 You don't have to worry about scrubbing it top to bottom. 57 00:03:26,320 --> 00:03:28,834 It's brand new. We're the first renters. 58 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:36,234 Very, very funny. How much? 59 00:03:36,320 --> 00:03:40,598 Oh, uh, I don't know. I'd have to look at the rental agreement, 60 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:43,399 but just think how much we'll be saving... 61 00:03:43,480 --> 00:03:46,677 in restaurants, hotels, room service, room service tips. 62 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,832 Exactly how much is this dream house on wheels costing us? 63 00:03:51,800 --> 00:03:54,997 Oh, Richard, that's twice what we planned to spend. 64 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,038 A little more, actually, with insurance. 65 00:03:58,120 --> 00:04:00,714 Oh, right. Beth, I'm sorry. 66 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:02,836 I couldn't help myself. 67 00:04:02,920 --> 00:04:06,515 I wanna relive one ofthe great experiences of my childhood with my family. 68 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:09,558 Uh, well, speaking offamily, your brother George called from Europe. 69 00:04:09,640 --> 00:04:13,553 Huh! Let me guess. He said they're not gonna make it to the reunion. 70 00:04:13,640 --> 00:04:16,200 No, they're gonna make it, but they wanted us to bring something there for them. 71 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:18,191 It's gonna be delivered this morning. What? 72 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:21,716 I couldn't hearwhat it was. It was a cell phone. You know, bad connection. 73 00:04:21,800 --> 00:04:26,191 Huh. Hey, you see there? The extra storage capacity is already saving us headaches. 74 00:04:26,280 --> 00:04:28,191 [ Scoffs ] You're pushing it, Richard. 75 00:04:29,640 --> 00:04:32,279 Hi. Yeah, uh, we would like to purchase... 76 00:04:32,360 --> 00:04:35,511 a DVD copy of The Shakiest Gun in the West, please. 77 00:04:35,600 --> 00:04:37,556 Are you familiar with that title? 78 00:04:37,640 --> 00:04:41,553 1967, written by James Fritzell and Everett Greenbaum. 79 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,200 Genre: comedy/western. Directed by Alan Rafkin. 80 00:04:44,280 --> 00:04:46,191 Starring Pat Morita as Wong, 81 00:04:46,280 --> 00:04:49,317 Jackie Coogan as Basch, Barbara Rhodes as Penelope Cushings... 82 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,960 and, of course, Don Knotts as Jesse W. Heywood. 83 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:53,871 That Shakiest Gun in the West? 84 00:04:53,960 --> 00:04:56,110 Yes, that's the one. One copy, please. 85 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:59,272 - We're sold out. - [ Gasps ] 86 00:04:59,360 --> 00:05:01,635 Excuse me. That's nasty. 87 00:05:01,720 --> 00:05:06,350 This is way out of control. It's too complicated. 88 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:11,639 I said let's steal the operating system and deliver it in person, but you said no. 89 00:05:11,720 --> 00:05:15,395 Let's put it on a DVD that nobody ever buys, 90 00:05:15,480 --> 00:05:18,711 stick it in a video store and deliver it that way. 91 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,314 And? And... 92 00:05:21,400 --> 00:05:26,030 somebody bought the DVD that nobody was supposed to buy. 93 00:05:26,120 --> 00:05:27,951 Oh, God, we're in so much trouble. 94 00:05:28,040 --> 00:05:31,874 Okay. We already spent the money that we got from Mr You Know Who. 95 00:05:31,960 --> 00:05:35,953 Oh, my God. Do you know what Mr You Know Who... 96 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:40,318 is going to do to us when he finds out that somebody else has the you know what? 97 00:05:40,400 --> 00:05:42,834 No, what? I'm kidding. [ Gagging ] 98 00:05:42,920 --> 00:05:46,276 I'm a joker. We are dead ifwe don't get that DVD back! 99 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:48,749 Okay, William, calm yourself. 100 00:05:48,840 --> 00:05:52,469 [ Gasping ] Observe the master. 101 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,076 Hello, there, Qentin. I'm wondering, 102 00:05:57,160 --> 00:05:59,958 how long to order a copy of The Shakiest Gun in the West? 103 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,871 That would be about six to eight weeks. 104 00:06:01,960 --> 00:06:03,791 Oh, that's bad. [ Gagging ] 105 00:06:03,880 --> 00:06:06,030 Maybe we can order a copy from the guy who ordered it from you. 106 00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:09,317 Yes, may we have his name, address and telephone number? 107 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:13,234 Dude, what do I got, like Federal felony written across my forehead or something? 108 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:15,550 Could you, perhaps, see ifyou have another copy? 109 00:06:15,640 --> 00:06:17,153 We don't. 110 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:19,196 Could you check, please? C-C-C-- 111 00:06:20,280 --> 00:06:23,909 Okay, man. Whatever. Just cool yourjets. 112 00:06:25,400 --> 00:06:29,393 What? Tommy, what are you doing? That is completely illegal. 113 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,677 [ Gasps ] [ Laughs ] I'm an idiot. 114 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:35,638 Yes, yes you are, but fortunately for both of us, I am a genius. 115 00:06:35,720 --> 00:06:37,631 Begin the countdown. Ten, nine-- 116 00:06:37,720 --> 00:06:41,269 Richard Newton, 1715 Hauser Street. Blast off, baby. 117 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:44,113 You hacked their system in two seconds. 118 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:47,158 That is a new record. I don't believe it. 119 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,596 [ Imitating Yoda ] That is why you fail. Stupid you are. 120 00:06:54,600 --> 00:06:57,034 I hope you have a nice summer. 121 00:06:57,120 --> 00:07:00,112 I didn't knowJessica Donnelly wasyour girlfriend. 122 00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,589 Well, she was gonna be before this whole stupid trip. 123 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:05,592 But now she won't ever be. Hey, are you filming me? 124 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:08,911 - Dad said I gotta document everything. - Give me that! 125 00:07:09,000 --> 00:07:10,831 - No! - Give me the camera, Sara! 126 00:07:10,920 --> 00:07:14,390 No! I got to document everything! 127 00:07:14,480 --> 00:07:17,870 Come on! Give it! Brennan, stop terrorizing your sister. 128 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:21,236 - Tell her to give me the tape. - When she gets big, she's gonna kick his butt. 129 00:07:21,320 --> 00:07:25,199 Give me the camera, Sara! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you guys. 130 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:28,477 Mom, she was-- You guys. No, Sara's just doing her job, okay? 131 00:07:28,560 --> 00:07:33,076 And nobody's gonna go running into the RV, making a mess of everything Ijust loaded. 132 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:36,311 Now, organization is the key to happiness on this trip, okay? 133 00:07:36,400 --> 00:07:39,551 But, Mom, she was-- Brennan, this trip is really important to your father, 134 00:07:39,640 --> 00:07:41,870 so could you just try and act excited? 135 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:44,110 Fine. 136 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:48,830 So, Brennan, Dad said this is gonna be the funnest vacation ever. 137 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,751 Can we getyour reaction? 138 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:52,910 [ Sighs ] 139 00:07:53,000 --> 00:07:55,594 - [ Gasps ] I'm gonna tell you did that. - Boat's hooked up. 140 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,511 - House is locked up. - Give me that! 141 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:00,511 - Oh, oh, oh, oh. - Let's hit the road, Newtons. 142 00:08:00,600 --> 00:08:04,513 - You two! - Wait. Wait. I almost forgot. 143 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:08,671 [ Snickers ] What's that? 144 00:08:08,760 --> 00:08:13,038 On my motor home vacation, my dad did this for us. 145 00:08:13,120 --> 00:08:15,793 It made us feel like a real team, 146 00:08:15,880 --> 00:08:17,791 and, well, I want you to feel the same way. 147 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:19,871 Great. That's great. 148 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:24,913 Okay. Okay! Everybody turn around. 149 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,309 Turn around. Turn around. 150 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,231 What do you think? 151 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:32,198 Cool, huh? This is so lame. 152 00:08:36,200 --> 00:08:38,839 Okay. Oh, wait. There's more. 153 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,311 What do you got, Dad? 154 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:47,198 One ofthe best things about my motor home vacation... 155 00:08:47,280 --> 00:08:49,555 was when we stopped at a drive-in. 156 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:52,279 We sat on the roof ofthe RV in our pyjamas, 157 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,114 ate popcorn and watched The Shakiest Gun in the West. 158 00:08:56,200 --> 00:08:58,839 [ Laughs ] 159 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:00,751 Who's Don Knotts? 160 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,150 Don Knotts? [ Horn Honking ] 161 00:09:04,240 --> 00:09:07,232 [ Honking Continues ] 162 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:20,514 Thanks, Mr Newton. What is it? 163 00:09:20,600 --> 00:09:22,989 You don't know. [ Laughs ] 164 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,390 - No. - Good luck! 165 00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:31,515 [ Laughing ] 166 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,156 [ Animal Panting ] 167 00:09:40,240 --> 00:09:42,515 Ooh, Sara, it's gonna bite you. 168 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,477 Dad. 169 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,435 What did I agree to bring with us? 170 00:09:48,520 --> 00:09:51,034 Uh, Brennan, open it. 171 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:54,635 Why me? Because you're a trained Boy Scout. 172 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:58,838 You're prepared, and you're closer. 173 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:02,196 No, I'm not. Just do it. Open it. 174 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:07,717 [Animal Growling ] 175 00:10:10,680 --> 00:10:13,319 [ Growling Continues ] 176 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:17,118 What? 177 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:23,956 What, are you chicken? 178 00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:30,359 [ Panting ] 179 00:10:30,440 --> 00:10:34,115 [ Giggling ] He's huge! Don't slobber on me! Don't! 180 00:10:35,880 --> 00:10:39,839 [ Yelling ] Get him away! Get him away! Get him, Brennan! Get him! 181 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:44,118 - Honey! Honey! - Did you see the size ofthat dog? 182 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:47,237 [ Dog Barking, Richard Yelling ] 183 00:10:47,320 --> 00:10:50,073 Oh! Oh! 184 00:10:50,160 --> 00:10:53,391 [ Yelling Continues ] 185 00:10:59,280 --> 00:11:01,236 I'm okay. I'm all right. 186 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:04,312 - [Sara Giggling ] Daddy! - Richard! 187 00:11:04,400 --> 00:11:09,713 - It's not my fault. - [ Barking, Panting ] 188 00:11:09,800 --> 00:11:13,634 [ Gasps ] Beethoven, come here, boy. 189 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:19,471 [ Slobbering ] 190 00:11:25,960 --> 00:11:29,157 Oh, my God! 191 00:11:29,240 --> 00:11:31,071 Oh! 192 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:43,150 Do you see anything? No! They must have been tipped off. 193 00:11:43,240 --> 00:11:45,629 Tipped off! Are you sure? 194 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:48,314 Hmm, on this particular day, they go to that particular video store... 195 00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:52,439 and get that particular copy ofthat particular movie that no one else has ever rented. 196 00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,359 Look, switch to decaf, okay, babe? Open your eyes. 197 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:00,149 These people are professionals. Professionals. 198 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:06,034 When my dad took me on my motor home vacation, we had a dog with us-- Spartacus. 199 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,430 It was great! Spartacus was a Chihuahua. 200 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,034 That sheds a trash bag full ofhair every day. 201 00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:16,238 This is one part ofyour boyhood trip you're just not gonna get to relive. No way. 202 00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:19,671 Okay. Vote, then. 203 00:12:19,760 --> 00:12:22,149 All in favour of bringing Beethoven with us, raise your hand. 204 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,954 All opposed? 205 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,156 A tie. 206 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:31,357 Okay, let's flip for it. No, we won't. 207 00:12:31,440 --> 00:12:33,908 The dog is not going. Look, 208 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,560 he's already caused us $200 worth ofdamage in the RV. 209 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,551 No. And we're gonna have to feed him. 210 00:12:38,640 --> 00:12:40,710 You know I'm gonna end up cleaning up after him. 211 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,149 Richard, we're gonna take him to a kennel, 212 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:46,310 and then George and Alice can have him shipped from there, okay? 213 00:12:46,400 --> 00:12:48,550 Okay. All right. I understand. 214 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:51,359 You wouldn't put Ryce, Ted or Emily in a kennel. 215 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:53,954 And Beethoven's our cousin too. 216 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:58,750 How are we gonna get that DVD from them, huh? By any means necessary. 217 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,671 [ Brennan ] You know what? I think Sara is right. 218 00:13:00,760 --> 00:13:04,753 The only decent thing to do here is let Beethoven take my place on the trip. 219 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,229 I mean, I guess I'll have to stay home. 220 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,949 [ Laughs ] Nice try, Brennan. Come on. We're all hitting the road. 221 00:13:13,000 --> 00:13:16,879 What about that dog? That's gotta be a trained killer. 222 00:13:18,480 --> 00:13:21,153 Veterinarian animal tranquillizer. 223 00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:23,708 Any more stupid questions? Tommy, this looks complicated. 224 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:27,236 Now, you are sure thatyou know how to use it. 225 00:13:27,320 --> 00:13:30,790 Excuse me. Which one of us is the stupid one? 226 00:13:30,880 --> 00:13:33,189 Me? Sorry. Yes. That would be you. 227 00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:35,669 Item number one: When we get into the hou-- [ Car Horn Honks ] 228 00:13:35,760 --> 00:13:37,159 [ Car Alarm Beeping ] 229 00:13:37,240 --> 00:13:39,231 They see us! Move! 230 00:13:39,320 --> 00:13:40,878 Out ofmy way! 231 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,638 [Alarm Continues ] 232 00:13:48,200 --> 00:13:50,316 [Alarm Stops ] 233 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:52,630 [ Richard] Let's go, Newtons. Come on. 234 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:55,553 We're leaving now. Come on. We 're gonna hit the road. Let's go. 235 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,437 [ Engine Starts ] 236 00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,077 They're on the road. 237 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:23,351 [ Gasps ] What? 238 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,749 I felt a great disturbance in the force, 239 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:28,877 as if seven gnomes cried out at once and were silenced. 240 00:14:28,960 --> 00:14:30,791 Let's roll. 241 00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,792 Hurry up! Hurry up! They're in front. I see them. 242 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,394 Okay. Stay behind them. They're right in front. 243 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:39,074 Don't lose them, or we're dead. Okay. Losing, death, bad. 244 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:46,629 He'll be okay, honey. 245 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,757 [ Whimpering ] 246 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,753 Dogs check in, but they don't check out. Shut up, Brennan. 247 00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:58,674 You know, we could drive right byyour school. 248 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,716 Sorry, sorry, Dad. 249 00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:09,119 - [ Whimpering Continues ] - Bye, Beethoven. 250 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:19,720 Let's take 'em. Okay. [ Screams ] 251 00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:23,270 [Screaming Continues ] 252 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,557 [ Barking ] 253 00:15:29,440 --> 00:15:31,192 Come here, boy. Come here, boy. 254 00:15:31,280 --> 00:15:34,431 Come here. Hey! Come back here! 255 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,830 - [ Screaming ] Hold this! - [ Mutters, Screams ] 256 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:53,276 [ Screaming Continues ] Oh, with the hurting! Oh, that's not good. 257 00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:10,157 - [ Barking ] - Whoa! Good doggie! 258 00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:13,915 Good doggie. Good doggie, good doggie. 259 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,959 [ Screaming ] 260 00:16:21,200 --> 00:16:25,318 That dog trashed the car. Just don't tell my mom. 261 00:16:25,400 --> 00:16:27,868 [ Bill ] It's covered in cement. 262 00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:30,394 Don't tell her. 263 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:32,994 She's gonna know. 264 00:16:38,160 --> 00:16:40,628 [ Groaning ] 265 00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:49,992 - What the heckwas that? - Probably somebody's vintage gnome collection... 266 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:53,595 that they'd painstakingly put together for the last ten years oftheir life. 267 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,148 I said I was sorry. 268 00:16:56,240 --> 00:17:00,711 It was probably a dog someone didn't want on theirvacation, and Dad just ran him over. 269 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,597 Shut up, Brennan. 270 00:17:02,680 --> 00:17:05,035 Sweetheart, Beethoven will be just fine, 271 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:07,475 even though your mommy made him stay in that terrible place. 272 00:17:07,560 --> 00:17:09,471 Oh, thanks a lot, Richard. 273 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:13,951 You're welcome, honey. Okay, who wants to sing road songs? 274 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:22,879 No? Okay. 275 00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:26,236 Honey, why don't you show your mom that great trip route we programmed? 276 00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,471 You mean that one from www.boring.com? 277 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,437 [ Richard] That's enough, Brennan. 278 00:17:31,520 --> 00:17:34,876 Ifwe make the schedule, we should be able to hit Black Bart's Village by Thursday. 279 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,599 You're gonna love that. 280 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,876 Richard, you planned this entire trip practically to the minute. 281 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:49,952 You have a map for every inch ofhighway we're gonna travel... 282 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,871 and a schedule ofstops and attractions. 283 00:17:51,960 --> 00:17:54,269 [ Laughs ] Okay, I'm impressed. 284 00:17:54,360 --> 00:17:56,157 This is great. Yep. 285 00:17:58,040 --> 00:18:01,999 - [ Sighs ] - Brenn, what are you doing? 286 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:06,437 I'm gonna watch that movie. I can't believe I'm gonna watch it, but I'm gonna. 287 00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,636 Two hours into the trip, and you're already bored? 288 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,790 It's not my fault, Dad. 289 00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:15,510 I can get anywhere I want in the world with just a few keystrokes, but I'm not. 290 00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:17,955 I'm watching it crawl by through the window of a bus. 291 00:18:18,040 --> 00:18:20,554 It wasn't that different when I was a kid. 292 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:25,760 We didn't have computers, but we had clubhouses. We used to build clubhouses. 293 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:30,868 - What's a clubhouse, Dad? - Never mind. Just watch the movie, Brennan. 294 00:18:40,560 --> 00:18:44,792 - Dad, this disc is a reject. - What? 295 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:48,634 Oh, thatwas supposed to be one ofthe highlights ofthe trip. 296 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,836 He'll come around. Just give him time. 297 00:20:01,320 --> 00:20:03,880 [Mom ] Richard, what was that? Mmm,just a branch. 298 00:20:03,960 --> 00:20:08,954 [ Hooting, Laughing ] Oh, yeah! 299 00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:11,991 [ Mom ] It's beautiful. 300 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:15,277 And they sure keep it clean. 301 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:19,273 [ Richard] Okay, Newtons. Let's get the boat unhitched and start having some fun! 302 00:20:19,360 --> 00:20:21,032 Okay. 303 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,996 [ Grunts ] M an! 304 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,548 I don't remember th is thing being this heavy. 305 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:33,632 - Brennan, come here and give me a hand. - Doing fine, Dad. 306 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:36,075 [ Grunting Continues ] 307 00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:38,919 - [ Screams ] - [ Barks ] 308 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,912 Beethoven, come here! 309 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:44,036 [ Yelling ] 310 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:48,636 [Mom ] Richard! [ Yelling Continues ] 311 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:51,029 Richard! 312 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:57,035 I'm okay. I'm all right. 313 00:20:57,120 --> 00:21:00,192 I'm okay. I'm all right. [ Barking ] 314 00:21:11,120 --> 00:21:14,078 No, no, no. 315 00:21:14,160 --> 00:21:16,879 No, no, no, no, no, no! 316 00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:21,670 No! 317 00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,113 [ Groaning ] 318 00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:31,712 Dad, Beethoven saved you. He's a hero. 319 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:34,678 Sara, I was in three feet ofwater. 320 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:41,635 Okay. I'm calm now and clean. 321 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:45,474 You did this on purpose, didn'tyou? 322 00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:49,109 What? Let the towing hitch hit me in the hmm-hmm? 323 00:21:49,200 --> 00:21:51,236 Threw myself in the lake and sunk the boat? 324 00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:55,996 No, you snuck Beethoven in the boat and you towed him here with us. 325 00:21:56,080 --> 00:21:58,310 You did, Dad? Thanks! 326 00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,439 Ah, you're welcome sweetheart. No! 327 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:05,080 Wait a minute. I didn't do that. 328 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,835 Look, Beethoven obviously got away from the kennel, 329 00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,673 jumped in the boat and hitched a ride here. 330 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:14,399 Pretty smart dog. [ Mom Laughs ] 331 00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:19,110 He's an untrained, drooling hair ball. Beethoven, sit. 332 00:22:19,200 --> 00:22:22,556 See? Now what are we gonna do with him? 333 00:22:22,640 --> 00:22:25,791 Set him free. He'll be fine in the wild. 334 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:29,111 - He's as big as a bear. - Dad, no! 335 00:22:29,200 --> 00:22:33,955 Dad! Don'tworry. There are no bears here, Brennan. 336 00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:36,793 I don't see any other choice. We have to take him with us. 337 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,348 - Oh,joy. - All right. 338 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,398 The minute Beethoven causes me extra work, he's walking to California. 339 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:44,869 That's fair. That's very reasonable. 340 00:22:47,840 --> 00:22:51,150 So what happened to the boat? 341 00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:54,550 U h, it's-- They took it away. 342 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:58,474 He completely totalled it? No... 343 00:22:58,560 --> 00:23:00,391 but enough. 344 00:23:01,960 --> 00:23:03,996 Look, it wasn't really all his fault. 345 00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,435 [ Groaning ] 346 00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:10,229 Sara, let's take the dog for a walk. He was in the boat for a long time. 347 00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:12,390 Come on, Beethoven. Brennan, come with us. 348 00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:16,439 How much did you get for it? What? The boat? 349 00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:20,195 No, the shards offibreglass that we used to call the boat. 350 00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,590 I had to pay them to take it away. 351 00:23:23,680 --> 00:23:27,229 Oh. Mm-hmm. Oh. Okay. That's great. 352 00:23:27,320 --> 00:23:29,675 [ Sara ] No, I'm gonna walk him. What are you doing? 353 00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:32,593 I'm adding up everything that Beethoven's cost us... 354 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,229 so I know how much to charge George and Alice when we get to the family reunion. 355 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:55,991 Beethoven! 356 00:23:56,080 --> 00:23:58,878 Sara, I wouldn't let him chase that thing. 357 00:23:58,960 --> 00:24:01,428 - Beethoven, stop! - [ Barking ] 358 00:24:01,520 --> 00:24:03,875 Brennan! 359 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,832 [ Brennan ] That's gonna stink! [ Animal Spraying ] 360 00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:11,354 [ Beethoven Whimpers ] Ooh! 361 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:13,635 Sir, we've had some complaints about your dog. 362 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:17,918 [ Sighs ] I'm sorry. He's a house dog. 363 00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:20,798 - He doesn't get out much. - [ Groans ] 364 00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:24,919 Really? Well, look, it's against park regulations... 365 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,310 to allow fraternization between the domestic animals and the wildlife. 366 00:24:28,400 --> 00:24:32,791 And from the smell ofyour dog, he's been fraternizing. Really? 367 00:24:32,880 --> 00:24:34,791 Yeah,just keep him confined to the campgrounds, 368 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:38,111 and, please, get him cleaned up; he reeks. 369 00:24:38,200 --> 00:24:40,077 [ Groans ] 370 00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,628 How do I get rid of the smell? 371 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:45,280 Well, there's only one way I know for certain. 372 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,510 Uh-huh? Tomato sauce. 373 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,352 [ Whimpering ] 374 00:24:49,440 --> 00:24:52,477 Any particular kind oftomato sauce? 375 00:24:52,560 --> 00:24:55,028 Something with basil would be nice. 376 00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:11,191 No, no, no! Beethoven! 377 00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:15,910 Oh, no! Stop! Stop! 378 00:25:26,800 --> 00:25:30,236 Go throw him in the lake! 379 00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:33,956 Watch the coffee, dude! 380 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,998 [ Laughs ] Ice coffee. 381 00:25:37,080 --> 00:25:39,913 Oh, I told you they'd never get away from me. 382 00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,639 Do you remember how they used to laugh at me in school, William? 383 00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:47,999 All the time. Especially the time when you were in gym class, and you peed your pants-- 384 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,913 [ Giggling ] I'm-I'm just an idiot. 385 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:53,514 Well, who's laughing now, William? 386 00:25:53,600 --> 00:25:56,637 I don't know. Who? Okay. Here's the plan. 387 00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,439 We wait until night. Then we waltz in under cover of darkness. 388 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,431 Yes, and when the family is asleep, 389 00:26:01,520 --> 00:26:03,829 we grab the DVD and make a stealthy retreat. 390 00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,559 That's a good plan. I know it's a good plan, because I made up the plan. 391 00:26:06,640 --> 00:26:09,234 You don't have to explain-- What? [ Yelling ] 392 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:12,949 It's brain freeze! Half a cup next time, dude. 393 00:26:20,800 --> 00:26:23,678 Okay, Beethoven. Including the tomato sauce, the mop... 394 00:26:23,760 --> 00:26:27,878 and the boat, so far you've cost us $2,754. 395 00:26:27,960 --> 00:26:30,235 You're enjoying this, aren'tyou? So you got any money? 396 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:34,233 Do you have a job? That's what I thought. 397 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:38,472 M om, I isten to th is. I found a great St Bernard web site. 398 00:26:38,560 --> 00:26:42,553 The St Bernard dog is named after the St Bernard Pass high in the Swiss Alps. 399 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:46,349 The most famous St Bernard was named Barry, 400 00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,432 and he saved the lives of 41 people. 401 00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,397 Wow. 402 00:26:51,480 --> 00:26:56,679 The last person he saved was a little boy trapped on an icy ledge. 403 00:26:56,760 --> 00:26:59,752 Barry carried the boy back to the monks at the hospice, 404 00:26:59,840 --> 00:27:02,354 20 miles through the deep snow. 405 00:27:05,800 --> 00:27:08,394 Oh, my gosh! Mom, look! 406 00:27:08,480 --> 00:27:10,550 He looks just like Beethoven. 407 00:27:13,680 --> 00:27:15,750 He does. 408 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,911 Let's see. Now where-- 409 00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,958 [ TV] There he is, right where he landed. 410 00:27:29,320 --> 00:27:32,357 just one tooth. Okay, time for bed. 411 00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:38,837 Come on. Are you sure Beethoven is gonna be okay outside? 412 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:43,596 Honey, didn't you tell me he was built to live in the mountains? 413 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:48,470 - But what if he gets lonely? - He won't get lonely, honey. 414 00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:50,790 Good night, sweetheart. 415 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,958 - Mom? - What, honey? 416 00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,110 Why do you hate Beethoven so much? 417 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,953 Oh, honey, I don't hate Beethoven. 418 00:28:00,040 --> 00:28:04,955 I, I just haven't had a chance to get to know him yet. 419 00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:07,508 Maybe by the end of the trip. 420 00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:10,478 - Promise? - I, I promise. 421 00:28:12,400 --> 00:28:14,231 Good night. 422 00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:25,554 Wow, we got to put this on the itinerary. 423 00:28:25,640 --> 00:28:28,473 A life-size peanut butter sculpture of Abraham Lincoln. 424 00:28:28,560 --> 00:28:31,393 [ Laughs ] Beth? 425 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,915 I used to be a nice person. 426 00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,639 You're still a nice person. I don't feel like I am. 427 00:28:44,600 --> 00:28:46,636 Remember the summer afterwe got married? 428 00:28:47,840 --> 00:28:49,956 - Mm-hmm. - You and me and the motorcycle. 429 00:28:50,040 --> 00:28:54,079 That seems so long ago. Honey, it wasn't that long ago. 430 00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:56,515 I used to be an adventurous person. 431 00:28:59,080 --> 00:29:04,234 I thinkyou need to get back in touch with that side ofyourself. 432 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:06,788 What side? 433 00:29:06,880 --> 00:29:11,032 The not worry, adventurous, 434 00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:12,951 messy side. 435 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,110 I can be messy. 436 00:29:18,640 --> 00:29:21,916 [ Both Laugh ] 437 00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:25,675 Well, what do you call that tomato sauce bath I had today? 438 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,431 A good start. 439 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,475 [ Whimpers ] 440 00:29:38,560 --> 00:29:40,391 Good night, Beethoven. 441 00:29:47,360 --> 00:29:49,191 [ Groans ] 442 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,993 Shh! Shh! Shh! 443 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,310 Shh! Shh! Okay, okay. 444 00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:05,509 Hey, hey. Remember. These things are 250 times more sensitive... 445 00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:08,114 than the human eye, so do not look into any lights. 446 00:30:08,200 --> 00:30:10,316 Okay, no lights. All right. Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. 447 00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:12,550 Why are we wearing these capes? 448 00:30:12,640 --> 00:30:15,200 They are cloaks, William, and with them we become invisible, 449 00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:18,875 blending into our surroundings like moon shadows between the trees. 450 00:30:18,960 --> 00:30:20,791 Lock it up. Come on. 451 00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,069 Tommy, Tommy, Tommy. Why are we wearing the canisters, again? 452 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,037 Emergency smoke screens. Okay. 453 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,873 Listen. These things are highly pressurized and highly odiferous. 454 00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:43,111 Only use them in an emergency. No, don't touch it. 455 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:47,193 Repeat after me. I will hold in my gas, Tommy. 456 00:30:48,440 --> 00:30:50,749 I will hold in my gas, Tommy. Good. 457 00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:52,671 Follow me. Single file. 458 00:30:52,760 --> 00:30:55,035 Tommy. There's only two of us. 459 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:58,635 Are you arguing with me, mister? No! Single file. 460 00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:59,918 [ Tommy Whispering ] Okay. Shh! Be quiet! I am being quiet! 461 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,831 Shut up! Hold still! 462 00:32:01,920 --> 00:32:06,948 Hold still! Up! Up! Up! Push! 463 00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:12,873 - What do you see? - Two kids sleeping. 464 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:14,871 The disc, Bill. Where is the disc? 465 00:32:14,960 --> 00:32:20,034 [ Humming ] 466 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,475 I see it! I see it! It's right there! 467 00:32:22,560 --> 00:32:24,516 [ Whimpers ] 468 00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,909 Oh, that is really cool, Tommy. Where did you get that? 469 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,276 You're on a need-to-know basis, and I don't believe you need to know. 470 00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,758 [ Growling ] 471 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:45,751 [ Barking ] 472 00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,196 Tommy! That big dog! 473 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:54,635 I, I, I-- 474 00:32:56,600 --> 00:33:00,195 - I gotta go tinkle. - Control yourself. 475 00:33:05,520 --> 00:33:09,195 [ Yelps ] You don't need to destroy us. 476 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:12,192 - [ Groans ] - Your powers are weak, old dog. 477 00:33:12,280 --> 00:33:15,352 - [ Barking ] - [ Grunts ] 478 00:33:15,440 --> 00:33:18,477 You are the good puppy. Yes, you are the good puppy. 479 00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:23,509 We love the puppy. [ Smacking Lips ] 480 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:28,720 - [ Barking Continues ] - [ Man ] Here they go again. Willyou shutyour dog up? 481 00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,189 You over there! By the camper! 482 00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:33,635 The lights! Don't look at the light, William! 483 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:36,188 [ Screaming ] 484 00:33:36,280 --> 00:33:38,111 Abort! Activate smoke screen! 485 00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,953 Release your gas, William! 486 00:33:41,040 --> 00:33:44,271 [ Shouting, Indistinct ] 487 00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,193 Tree! Oh, where's the car? 488 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,157 [ Shouting Continues ] 489 00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,998 Can't see! I see it! Let's go! 490 00:33:56,080 --> 00:33:59,390 Okay! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 491 00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:03,871 Don't worry! Oh! Get in! Get in! 492 00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,032 - Let's go! Go! - Shut up! You're waking up the whole campgrounds! 493 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,191 [ Barking Continues ] 494 00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:15,874 [ Bill Coughing ] You're going the wrong way! No, I'm not. Shut up! 495 00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:18,997 Okay, watch out forthe lake! [ Tyres Screeching, Both Screaming ] 496 00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:21,196 [ WaterSplashing ] 497 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:28,192 - We're very sorry, Officer. - That's, uh, Ranger. 498 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:30,919 Officer Ranger It won't happen again, Officer. 499 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:33,434 Ranger. 500 00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:36,398 Officer Ranger. 501 00:34:40,120 --> 00:34:43,908 If it happens again, I'm gonna have to escortyou and your dog offthe grounds. 502 00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,831 He's not our dog. 503 00:34:47,440 --> 00:34:50,432 If it's notyour dog, I'm gonna have to impound the stray right now. 504 00:34:50,520 --> 00:34:54,069 [ Laughing ] What my son means is, 505 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:56,628 is it's not our dog... 506 00:34:56,720 --> 00:34:59,837 in the sense thatyou can't really truly own an animal. 507 00:34:59,920 --> 00:35:01,911 We're all God's creatures. 508 00:35:05,240 --> 00:35:07,515 Well, look, just keep your dog quiet. 509 00:35:07,600 --> 00:35:09,591 Yes, Officer Ranger. 510 00:35:15,200 --> 00:35:17,589 [ Chattering] 511 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,797 Sorry about that, fellow campers. Situation under control. 512 00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:23,030 Good night. 513 00:35:23,120 --> 00:35:26,715 - [ Richard Whispering ] Come on, come on, come on. - I don't believe it. 514 00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:31,351 He is one of God's dumber creatures. He's not dumb. 515 00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:35,718 He saw something. That's why he howled. He was warning us. 516 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:38,792 - What are you talking about? - Two men. 517 00:35:38,880 --> 00:35:42,714 I saw them drive away, and I recognized them from across the street at our house. 518 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:46,713 And they were following us. [ Brennan ] It's official. She's dreaming. 519 00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,793 - I'm serious. - Maybe he's just lonely. 520 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,836 [ Whimpers ] He is out here all by himself. 521 00:35:53,840 --> 00:35:56,308 [ Whispering ] Let's go in. 522 00:35:56,400 --> 00:36:00,473 No, no, no, no. Beethoven's staying outside tonight, and so are you. 523 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:03,632 - What? - Honey, if he barks again, they'll make us leave. 524 00:36:03,720 --> 00:36:05,756 - You have to. - Oh, come on! 525 00:36:05,840 --> 00:36:07,831 Sweet dreams, sweetheart. 526 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,912 Beth! Beth! [ Man ] Hey, keep it down! 527 00:36:12,120 --> 00:36:15,556 - Here you go, Dad. - Thanks, sweetheart. 528 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:18,279 It's for Beethoven, Dad. 529 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:25,278 [Sara's Voice ] Beethoven, you're the best dog anyone could ever ask for. 530 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,672 [ Beth's Voice ] You are the strongest and bravest dog that ever lived. 531 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,548 [ Growls ] 532 00:36:34,640 --> 00:36:37,438 [ Brennan 's Voice ] Golly, Beethoven, you're my best friend. 533 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:39,397 [ Richard's Voice ] Best friend. 534 00:36:44,120 --> 00:36:48,193 It's a free-range wienie, boy! Go get it! 535 00:36:48,280 --> 00:36:49,998 [ Yel Is ] 536 00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:55,876 [ Beethoven Barking ] Go away! [ Yel I i n g Conti n ues ] 537 00:36:58,560 --> 00:37:03,111 N o! N o! Bad! N o, no, no! 538 00:37:07,760 --> 00:37:10,115 Nice doggie! 539 00:37:13,000 --> 00:37:15,992 - H el p! - [ G rowl ing ] 540 00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,230 Stay away, doggie! 541 00:37:23,920 --> 00:37:26,195 [ Brennan ] Excuse me. Where is all the cereal? 542 00:37:26,280 --> 00:37:29,192 [ Sara ] Beethoven was hungry, so I fed it to him. 543 00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:34,070 All ten boxes? He's a big dog, Brennan, in case you didn't notice. 544 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,276 [ Richard ] Okay, okay. Stop arguing. 545 00:37:36,360 --> 00:37:38,191 We'll make a dog food stop. 546 00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,639 Hey, Brenn, I found your hat. 547 00:37:48,720 --> 00:37:51,757 It was behind the sofa. Now, how did it get behind there? 548 00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:16,035 - Alarmed. Oh, ho, ho. They're good. - God! 549 00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:19,999 Hey, why don't you and I get some coffee over there? 550 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,435 Let them do the shopping. Okay. 551 00:38:22,520 --> 00:38:24,590 Um, all right, Brennan. 552 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,831 Be sure to get a receipt, and get enough dog food to get us to California. 553 00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:29,751 Okay? Right. 554 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:31,990 Watch afteryour sister, now. Hey! 555 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:34,116 Thanks, Dad. 556 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:45,190 [ Barks ] 557 00:38:47,120 --> 00:38:49,509 Okay, kid has the keys. I will pick his pocket, 558 00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:51,750 deactivate the RV alarm and grab the disc. 559 00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:55,196 What about that dog? That stupid dog is still there, Tommy. 560 00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:58,352 It's big doggie night-night time. 561 00:38:58,440 --> 00:39:01,591 Ha! Oh! I thought I told you to check for fish. 562 00:39:01,680 --> 00:39:04,877 I did. I swear. This has got to be the last one. 563 00:39:06,080 --> 00:39:08,548 [ Barking Continues ] 564 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:18,433 [ Laughing ] Stay here. 565 00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:24,399 [ Sara ] I wonder ifthey have those doggie power bars here. 566 00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:27,040 Here, you just go get the stuff. I'm gonna wait out here. 567 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,396 But Dad told you to do it. Sara, you're old enough. 568 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,472 I thinkyou can handle it. Yes, I can. 569 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:50,079 I know this isn't how you thought the trip would go so far. 570 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,628 It's not how I thought it would go either. 571 00:39:52,720 --> 00:39:54,756 I just want to say I'm sorry. 572 00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,354 Oh, Richard, it hasn't been that bad. 573 00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:03,431 Okay, it's been bad, but it's the dog's fault, not yours. 574 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:07,274 You know, I still think there's plenty of laughs to be had... 575 00:40:07,360 --> 00:40:10,557 on this vacation ifwe just forget about Beethoven. 576 00:40:10,640 --> 00:40:12,949 That's right! That's it! 577 00:40:13,040 --> 00:40:17,830 That's exactly what we'll do. We'll forget about Beethoven. Yeah. 578 00:40:20,080 --> 00:40:21,957 [ ToySqueaks ] 579 00:40:26,520 --> 00:40:30,149 [ Barking, Whimpering ] 580 00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:39,515 Excuse me. You like Hello Kitty? 581 00:40:39,600 --> 00:40:41,909 [ Toy Squeaks ] Um-- 582 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:46,551 [ Chuckles ] So, Ensign? Is thatyour name? 583 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,949 [ Chuckles ] 584 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,349 [ Barking Continues ] 585 00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:53,670 [ Whimpering Continues ] 586 00:40:57,400 --> 00:41:01,678 A-Actually, it's Brennan. Brennan Newton. 587 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,833 - Hi. - It wasn't mine. It was my little sister's. 588 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:09,116 I mean, it was for my little sister's friend. 589 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,556 He's much more entertaining than Spartacus was on a vacation. 590 00:41:12,640 --> 00:41:14,471 [ Beethoven Barking] 591 00:41:16,560 --> 00:41:19,074 Then again, maybe not. 592 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,871 Haven't I seen you before? 593 00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:27,078 Uh, yeah, I think we saw each other on the road. 594 00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,279 - [ Screams ] - Beethoven! 595 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:44,397 [ Barking ] 596 00:41:56,440 --> 00:41:58,317 [ Barking Continues ] 597 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,231 [ Tyres Screeching ] 598 00:42:02,080 --> 00:42:04,389 [ Barking Continues ] 599 00:42:07,800 --> 00:42:10,155 [ Car Engine Starts ] 600 00:42:24,240 --> 00:42:26,390 - Dumb dog! - [ Whimpers ] 601 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,152 God. 602 00:42:28,240 --> 00:42:31,198 Brennan, are you all right? 603 00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,191 That-- Uh, I'm fine! Wait a minute! 604 00:42:33,280 --> 00:42:37,592 What happened? Beethoven just jumped all over me for no reason! 605 00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:40,478 God, he's messing up my life! 606 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:45,111 That's good, honey. We got to go now. 607 00:42:45,200 --> 00:42:47,714 Mister, is that your dog? 608 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:52,154 How much? 609 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:54,071 I'll add it up. 610 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,437 Man's best friend. 611 00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:02,637 [ Whimpers ] 612 00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:11,758 [ Whimpering Continues ] 613 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:16,998 Sorry, boy. Boss' orders. 614 00:43:20,560 --> 00:43:22,391 [ Groans ] 615 00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,755 [Sara ] What's Sumotown? 616 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:38,719 [ Richard ] I don't know. It was Black Bart's Old-Time Western Town when I was a kid. 617 00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:44,874 -Hi. -[ Sighs ] Welcome to Sumotown How many? 618 00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:47,349 Uh, two adults and two kids. 619 00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:50,273 Hey, what happened to the old-time Western town? 620 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:53,830 Eh, bankrupt. We bought it in the early 90s. 621 00:43:53,920 --> 00:43:57,196 Hasn't exactly been a cash cow, we thought. We're selling off. 622 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,795 You wanna make an offer? Oh, oh, no, thanks. 623 00:44:00,880 --> 00:44:03,030 We're just gonna catch the showdown on Main Street. 624 00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:05,315 Hey, there still is a Main Street showdown, right? 625 00:44:05,400 --> 00:44:07,675 Heckyeah, partner. 626 00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:10,797 [ Imitates Gunshot ] Right down there. 627 00:44:36,240 --> 00:44:39,198 [ Crowd Laughing ] What? 628 00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,397 It's Black Bart. See the hat? Can see a lot more than that. 629 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,630 [ Richard] He's gained a few pounds. [ Man ] Shh. 630 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:52,952 Boy, this really takes me back. 631 00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:54,871 To where, Dad? 632 00:45:10,000 --> 00:45:12,389 Dad, why is he looking at me? 633 00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:15,040 [ Speaking Japanese ] 634 00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:22,398 Black Bart says, "What did you call me, boy?" 635 00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,835 Is he serious? I didn't say anything? 636 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:27,673 Well, I thinkyou did, partner. 637 00:45:27,760 --> 00:45:30,228 I thinkyou called him a liar. 638 00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:32,515 [ Laughing] 639 00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,194 [Japanese Continues ] 640 00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:37,350 Mmm. 641 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:39,271 Black Bart says... 642 00:45:39,360 --> 00:45:42,079 you are a yellow belly, lowdown, 643 00:45:42,160 --> 00:45:45,994 gutless, tenderfoot coward dog. 644 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:49,675 [ Barks ] 645 00:45:49,760 --> 00:45:52,877 [ Crowd Chattering ] 646 00:45:52,960 --> 00:45:55,110 Are you gonna take that? Yeah, I am, Dad. 647 00:45:55,200 --> 00:45:58,317 I'm not gonna do that. No, I'm not gonna-- 648 00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,836 No! Dad! Dad! [ Laughing ] 649 00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,229 It's only acting, Brennan! 650 00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:06,151 [ CrowdApplauding ] Come on! Come on! 651 00:46:09,560 --> 00:46:11,915 [ Laughing ] 652 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:15,356 Go, Brennan! Go! 653 00:46:15,440 --> 00:46:18,079 [ Crowd Cheering, Chattering ] 654 00:46:21,520 --> 00:46:26,469 [ Screaming ] 655 00:46:26,560 --> 00:46:28,630 [ Screaming Continues ] 656 00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,272 [ Grunts ] 657 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:38,952 - [ Whimpers ] - [ Laughing ] 658 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,679 Oh, it's okay, honey. Honey, they're not hurting him. 659 00:46:41,760 --> 00:46:43,398 Brennan! Brennan! 660 00:46:43,480 --> 00:46:46,392 Brennan! [ Crowd Chanting ] Brennan! Brennan! Brennan! 661 00:46:47,440 --> 00:46:50,477 [ Chanting Continues ] 662 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:52,710 [ Screaming Continues ] 663 00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:56,673 - [ Grunting ] - [ Screaming ] 664 00:46:56,760 --> 00:46:59,399 No! No! Don't swing me! No! 665 00:46:59,480 --> 00:47:02,233 I'm gonna get sick! 666 00:47:02,320 --> 00:47:04,993 [ Brennan Shouting ] 667 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:10,554 [ Grunts ] 668 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:13,200 [ Laughing Continues ] 669 00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:21,153 [ Hooting ] Yeah! 670 00:47:21,240 --> 00:47:23,913 That a boy! Sumo warrior man! 671 00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,634 Tommy, tell me the truth. 672 00:47:29,720 --> 00:47:31,597 Does this suit make me look fat? 673 00:47:33,240 --> 00:47:36,038 [ Both Grunting ] 674 00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:43,113 Whoa! 675 00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,951 Listen to me. Daddy Newton has the key. [ Coughs ] 676 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:52,271 [ Laughing Continues ] We're gonna sandwich him between our sumo bellies, 677 00:47:52,360 --> 00:47:55,989 and when I'm going, "Sorry, excuse me," and he's going, "That's okay," 678 00:47:56,080 --> 00:47:58,310 you pick his pocket, and you take the key. 679 00:47:58,400 --> 00:48:02,313 [ Grunting ] What about that stupid dog? 680 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,551 Tommy, I had another nightmare about him last night. 681 00:48:05,640 --> 00:48:08,677 You are wearing a high-density foam, fully-naked sumo suit. 682 00:48:08,760 --> 00:48:10,637 You are immune to dogs. 683 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,354 Okay. Blend. 684 00:48:28,840 --> 00:48:31,832 Hey, hey, what's the matter, pal? What's the matter? 685 00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,674 I can't believe you just did that to me. I've never been this embarrassed. 686 00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:38,274 They were laughing. They loved it. 687 00:48:38,360 --> 00:48:40,237 They were laughing at me, Dad. 688 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:49,269 I just thoughtyou'd enjoy doing something I did when I was a kid. 689 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,751 Dad, this place was lame 30 years ago, and it's even worse now. 690 00:48:53,840 --> 00:48:55,671 Did you like it when you were a kid? 691 00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:57,796 Yes. 692 00:48:57,880 --> 00:48:59,757 Yes, of course. 693 00:49:06,520 --> 00:49:10,559 D-- [ Whimpering ] Stop, you idiot. 694 00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:14,155 I'm sorry, Dad, but this, this whole trip... 695 00:49:14,240 --> 00:49:18,472 has been nothing but Boresville, and it hasn't even been a weekyet. 696 00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,434 [ Whimpering ] 697 00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:27,590 [ Beethoven Panting, Growling ] 698 00:49:27,680 --> 00:49:30,114 [ Barking ] 699 00:49:35,160 --> 00:49:37,674 [ Both Screaming ] 700 00:49:37,760 --> 00:49:40,558 [ Grunts ] Thankyou. 701 00:49:40,640 --> 00:49:44,076 - Beethoven, no! Stop! - [ Beth ] Beethoven, sit! 702 00:49:44,160 --> 00:49:45,832 Beethoven! 703 00:49:57,120 --> 00:49:58,712 You call that boring? 704 00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,314 [ Panting ] [Sara ] Beethoven, stay! 705 00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,428 What happened? Oh, strangely, Beethoven ran away again. 706 00:50:07,520 --> 00:50:10,159 [ Both Shouting ] 707 00:50:14,000 --> 00:50:15,877 [ Shouting Continues ] 708 00:50:15,960 --> 00:50:18,315 Get in! Get in! [ Grunting ] 709 00:50:18,400 --> 00:50:22,393 I told you we should have taken your mom's minivan! [ Engine Starts ] 710 00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:24,675 [ Both Screaming ] 711 00:50:29,200 --> 00:50:31,077 [ Barks ] 712 00:50:35,880 --> 00:50:38,440 Good job. Come on, Beethoven. 713 00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:41,159 [ Man Shouting InJapanese ] 714 00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,314 So what did Black Bart say? I don't know. 715 00:50:50,400 --> 00:50:54,871 He took my cheque, though. Those barrels are apparently antique. 716 00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:57,554 It was those guys again. 717 00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,677 Here we go again. The bad guys are following us. 718 00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:04,469 Shut up, Brennan. Brennan, be nice to your sister. 719 00:51:04,560 --> 00:51:08,075 Sweetheart, remember when you thought that blanket in the closet was a grizzly bear... 720 00:51:08,160 --> 00:51:10,549 or when you thought the neighbours were stealing yourpyjamas? 721 00:51:10,640 --> 00:51:14,918 What's your point, Mom? Honey, those bandidos were just actors. 722 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,358 How come no one believes me? 723 00:51:23,440 --> 00:51:25,749 No one except for you, Beethoven. 724 00:51:25,840 --> 00:51:27,512 [ Pinball Machines Beeping ] 725 00:51:39,040 --> 00:51:40,871 Beethoven! 726 00:51:43,280 --> 00:51:46,716 - [ Growls ] - Hey, that's my pack! 727 00:51:55,200 --> 00:51:58,476 - Is that your dog? - [Sara ] Yeah, sorry. 728 00:51:59,600 --> 00:52:01,431 Actually, he's mine. 729 00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:04,637 Oh, hi, again. 730 00:52:04,720 --> 00:52:06,870 Hi. 731 00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,428 Oh, I'm sorry. 732 00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:12,239 [ Laughs ] 733 00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,350 I wish we could have brought our dog on our trip, 734 00:52:18,440 --> 00:52:20,476 but he had to stay in a kennel till we got back. 735 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:22,835 A kennel? That's tough. 736 00:52:22,920 --> 00:52:25,514 I think putting a dog in a kennel is just... cruel. 737 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,909 That's what I told my parents. 738 00:52:28,920 --> 00:52:31,514 So, I'm Brennan. 739 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:34,239 I know. We met before. 740 00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:39,589 Oh, right. Um, sorry. 741 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:42,797 It's okay. We kind of got interrupted before. 742 00:52:42,880 --> 00:52:46,395 Um, I'm Penny. So where you guys headed? 743 00:52:46,480 --> 00:52:48,994 Some family reunion in California. 744 00:52:49,080 --> 00:52:52,390 I got anotherweek and a half stuck in that RV with my family. 745 00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:55,199 Tell me about it. This has been our most boring vacation ever. 746 00:52:55,280 --> 00:52:59,353 - The worst. - My dad is on some mission to give us a killervacation. 747 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,113 I know. My dad's gone totally insane over this trip. 748 00:53:02,200 --> 00:53:04,236 My whole summer's gone-- wasted. 749 00:53:04,320 --> 00:53:06,754 And by the time I get back, it's gonna be time for school again. 750 00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:09,115 Yeah, same here. 751 00:53:18,320 --> 00:53:20,959 Well, I'm down there. 752 00:53:21,040 --> 00:53:23,918 Bye. Bye. 753 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,550 - Good night. - Good night. 754 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:33,158 So ask her for her phone number. 755 00:53:33,240 --> 00:53:35,595 [ Whispering ] Shut up, Sara. 756 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,910 That's a good idea. Here. 757 00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,191 I was gonna ask, you know. 758 00:53:41,280 --> 00:53:44,078 Um, here's my itinerary too. 759 00:53:44,160 --> 00:53:47,277 Maybe we'll stay at the same place again. Maybe. 760 00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:49,351 Okay. 761 00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:52,796 Bye. Bye. 762 00:53:52,880 --> 00:53:54,757 Good night. Bye. 763 00:53:55,960 --> 00:53:58,918 Bye. Let me hold him. 764 00:53:59,000 --> 00:54:00,831 Why? You don't like him. 765 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,751 What are you talking about? I love dogs. 766 00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,992 Especially St Bernards. Whatever. 767 00:54:07,200 --> 00:54:10,112 # On the road again # 768 00:54:10,200 --> 00:54:13,192 #Just can't wait to get on the road again # 769 00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,910 # I found love is making music with my friends # 770 00:54:18,000 --> 00:54:21,595 # And I can 't wait to get on the road again # 771 00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,638 # On the road again # 772 00:54:24,720 --> 00:54:28,793 # Goin 'places that I've never been # 773 00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:32,429 # Seein ' things that I may never see again # 774 00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:35,671 # And I can 't wait to get on the road again # 775 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:38,149 # On the road again # 776 00:54:38,240 --> 00:54:42,233 # Like a band of Gypsies we go down the highway # 777 00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,754 # We 're the best of friends # 778 00:54:44,840 --> 00:54:48,469 # Insisting that the world keep turning our way # N o, Beethoven. Don't do that! 779 00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:50,391 J ust get h im away. # And our way # 780 00:54:50,480 --> 00:54:53,756 # Is on the road again # 781 00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:56,354 # I just can 't wait to get on the road again # 782 00:54:57,880 --> 00:55:01,509 # And I found love is making music with my friends # 783 00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,149 # And I can 't wait to get on the road again # 784 00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:15,554 [ Flatu lence ] 785 00:55:17,160 --> 00:55:19,355 Oh! Oh! [ Richard ] You fed him what? 786 00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,750 Oh, look at this! He burned a hole in the couch. 787 00:55:23,760 --> 00:55:25,671 [ Beth ] Who fed him eggs? 788 00:55:41,560 --> 00:55:43,915 # On the road again # 789 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:47,515 Beethoven! # Like a band of Gypsies we go down the highway # 790 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:50,068 # We 're the best of friends # 791 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:54,233 - # Insisting that the world keep turning our way # - Beethoven! 792 00:55:54,320 --> 00:55:58,074 [ Wh imperi n g ] # And our way is on the road again # 793 00:55:58,160 --> 00:56:02,711 [ Yel Is ] # I just can 't wait to get on the road again # 794 00:56:02,800 --> 00:56:06,759 # And I found love is making music with my friends # 795 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:10,549 # And I can 't wait to get on the road again # 796 00:56:10,640 --> 00:56:15,509 # No, I can 't wait to get on the road again # [ Dra i n Belches ] 797 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:18,876 # Oh, I can 't wait to get on the road again ## 798 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:20,791 Oh! 799 00:56:22,520 --> 00:56:25,114 It's tota I ly clogged with dog hair! 800 00:56:25,200 --> 00:56:29,432 We have to find the main junction sewage control. 801 00:56:29,520 --> 00:56:32,592 That's the only way we're gonna dump the waste water now. 802 00:56:38,720 --> 00:56:40,915 - Can I just say one thing? - Yes, you can. 803 00:56:41,000 --> 00:56:43,309 And you know whatyou can say? You can say, 804 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:47,359 "I will not open my big fat mouth, Tommy, until we find the DVD!" 805 00:56:47,440 --> 00:56:51,149 Tommy, listen, we have been following those Newtons for a very long time now. 806 00:56:51,240 --> 00:56:54,550 Duh, whiny pants. You think I don't know that? 807 00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:58,997 Well, I don't know what you know, 'cause you said it was gonna be so easy. 808 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:02,390 So help me God, ifyou don't shut up, I will make you eat sand. 809 00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:07,510 What are we doing? We are having a problem. 810 00:57:07,600 --> 00:57:11,639 Yeah, yeah, I know that! It's been like a week, and we don't have the DVD yet! 811 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:16,032 I will make you eat sand! We're having tyre trouble! 812 00:57:18,560 --> 00:57:22,439 We're not having tyre trouble. The tyres are perfectly fine. 813 00:57:22,520 --> 00:57:25,671 You just pulled over and jacked up the carwhy? 814 00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:29,389 [ Tyre Deflating ] 815 00:57:33,680 --> 00:57:37,468 You popped two tyres, and we only have one spare. 816 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,552 Lord, you gave him brains, but he does not think. 817 00:57:40,640 --> 00:57:43,313 You gave him a mouth which he never shuts up! 818 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,039 Listen to me, you brussels sprout. 819 00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:49,317 With two slashed tyres, it's twice as likely... 820 00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:51,675 that the Newtons will pull over to help us. 821 00:57:51,760 --> 00:57:53,910 So, we will wave them down, 822 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,560 ask them to take us to the nearest gas station, 823 00:57:56,640 --> 00:58:01,156 and while we are on board the RV we will take the disc without anyone knowing. 824 00:58:01,240 --> 00:58:04,789 Blast off! What? What, what? 825 00:58:06,640 --> 00:58:10,315 Your plan is brilliant, Tommy. I'm, I'm, I'm sorry that I doubted you. 826 00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:13,312 Oh, it's okay. I know. It's just I need coffee. 827 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:17,154 You know, Dad, I was thinking it might be fun to stay at a hotel for a night. 828 00:58:17,240 --> 00:58:20,232 No way. They don't let in pets. 829 00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:22,629 - [ Beethoven Groans ] - The RV's a hotel on wheels. 830 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:25,280 I don't know, Dad. Ijust thought it might be fun. 831 00:58:25,360 --> 00:58:28,033 And I found this really fun-looking place. 832 00:58:28,120 --> 00:58:31,590 A four-star hotel. Doesn't that sound great? 833 00:58:31,680 --> 00:58:33,955 No. They don't let in pets. 834 00:58:34,040 --> 00:58:35,871 - Ohhh. - Begin the countdown. 835 00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:38,599 Ten! Nine! Wave your arms. 836 00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,830 Wave your arms. Eight! 837 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,832 What's this sudden interest in hotels? 838 00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:45,990 - Down, boy! - [ Beethoven Barking ] 839 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:48,514 Get him off the brake! The brake! 840 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,194 [ Tyres Screeching ] 841 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:53,589 [ Beethoven Whimpering ] 842 00:58:53,680 --> 00:58:58,674 Sara, honey,you can't let Beethoven do things like that. It's very dangerous. 843 00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,149 [ Sighs ] Oh, here it is. 844 00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:05,279 - [ Beth ] Here's what? - The main sewage control valve. 845 00:59:08,560 --> 00:59:10,949 Oh, boy, I'm glad I found that. 846 00:59:11,040 --> 00:59:13,713 When we get to the next campground, remind me to dump the tanks... 847 00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:16,268 or it's gonna get really stinky in here. 848 00:59:16,360 --> 00:59:20,558 [ Screaming ] It's number two! 849 00:59:20,640 --> 00:59:22,551 Sara, how far to the next stop? 850 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,029 Only about ten miles, Dad. 851 00:59:27,120 --> 00:59:30,157 Oh, you're gonna love this, Brenn. This place is rad. 852 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:33,312 Rad? It's the biggest toy train in the world. 853 00:59:33,400 --> 00:59:36,119 Boy, I loved it when I was a kid. 854 00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:38,634 Wow, Dad. I can't wait. 855 00:59:39,080 --> 00:59:42,038 [ Train Whistle Blowing ] 856 00:59:58,120 --> 01:00:00,395 This is so lame. 857 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:02,948 Let's go, Beethoven. 858 01:00:03,040 --> 01:00:05,873 The kids are really getting attached to Beethoven. 859 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,669 I think they like him better than they like me. Nah, I'm just being insecure. 860 01:00:09,760 --> 01:00:13,150 Not necessarily. Thanks, honey. I feel better now. 861 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:17,518 You know, Richard, I think that dog is consciously trying to sabotage our trip. 862 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,319 Beth, he's just a dog. 863 01:00:20,400 --> 01:00:24,279 Honey, he can't consciously ruin anything... 864 01:00:24,360 --> 01:00:26,749 I don't think. 865 01:00:26,840 --> 01:00:30,276 Nah, that's crazy. What would his motive be? 866 01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:33,079 Revenge, for the kennel thing. 867 01:00:33,160 --> 01:00:36,152 [ Whistle Blowing ] [ Girl Laughing ] 868 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:39,915 You know, one thing about him does bother me, though. Hallelujah. 869 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,639 How do you think Brennan and Sara are gonna take it... 870 01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:45,314 when we have to give Beethoven back to my brother? 871 01:00:45,400 --> 01:00:47,231 That's gonna be a tough one. Yeah. 872 01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:50,118 [ Train Chugging] 873 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,234 This is smaller than I remember. 874 01:01:29,960 --> 01:01:32,952 [ William Yelling ] Whoa! 875 01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:35,508 [ Laughing ] 876 01:01:47,640 --> 01:01:50,996 [ Laughing ] 877 01:01:57,400 --> 01:01:59,356 [ Grunting ] 878 01:02:07,120 --> 01:02:09,395 Yes. Bill. Bill! 879 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:12,472 [ Grunts ] Tommy! What happened? 880 01:02:12,560 --> 01:02:15,870 Tommy, come here. 881 01:02:15,960 --> 01:02:18,190 It is so nice in here. 882 01:02:20,320 --> 01:02:23,437 - [Sara ] Beethoven, stop! - [ Beethoven Barking ] 883 01:02:23,520 --> 01:02:26,034 Hey! Beethoven! 884 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:30,591 It has a coffee maker! When we get rich, can we get one of these? 885 01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:35,390 Yeah, uh-huh. Look, do you have any idea how easy it is for cops to track down an RV this size? 886 01:02:35,480 --> 01:02:37,675 They will swoop down on you in a hot second, 887 01:02:37,760 --> 01:02:40,877 and the next thing you know, you're spending 15 to 20 years as the restroom attendant... 888 01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,236 at a one-star Federal lockdown facility cleaning unflushed toilets with a toothbrush. 889 01:02:44,320 --> 01:02:47,278 Club-Fed I think not. I never thought ofthat. 890 01:02:47,360 --> 01:02:49,874 Well, thinking is not whatyou do best, William. No. 891 01:02:49,960 --> 01:02:52,030 Fetch the DVD. Yes. 892 01:02:56,800 --> 01:02:59,473 Oh. Oops. 893 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:01,994 I-I'm not having much luck. 894 01:03:02,080 --> 01:03:05,311 [ Gasping ] 895 01:03:05,400 --> 01:03:08,278 Oh, who toldyou we'd find it? Yes! You did. 896 01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:11,352 You da man! Yes, I am da man! 897 01:03:11,440 --> 01:03:13,271 Let us vacate. 898 01:03:13,360 --> 01:03:15,271 [ Barking ] 899 01:03:15,360 --> 01:03:17,715 Tommy! He looks even bigger up close. 900 01:03:17,800 --> 01:03:21,554 Yes, he does, William. Why didn'tyou close that door? 901 01:03:21,640 --> 01:03:24,837 You were the last one in. Here's an idea-- run! 902 01:03:24,920 --> 01:03:28,356 [ Screaming ] Let me out of here! [ Beethoven Barking ] 903 01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:32,831 - [ Grunts ] - Oh, God, let me out! 904 01:03:32,920 --> 01:03:35,309 [ Muttering ] Tommy! 905 01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:38,358 [ Groaning ] 906 01:03:38,440 --> 01:03:41,273 Hey! Out ofthe way! 907 01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:44,432 [ Screaming ] 908 01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:50,073 Tommy! 909 01:03:50,160 --> 01:03:52,958 Wait! 910 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,315 No! 911 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:58,517 Tommy, wait! 912 01:03:58,600 --> 01:04:01,114 Oh, thanks! 913 01:04:07,120 --> 01:04:10,476 Now what are we gonna do? It's-It's not so bad. 914 01:04:10,560 --> 01:04:14,553 The windshield is broken. Richard. 915 01:04:14,640 --> 01:04:16,676 Notyour side. 916 01:04:30,240 --> 01:04:33,835 I don't know what I'm so worried about. You got insurance on the RV. 917 01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:39,119 We're covered. We're motoring along. It's still a vacation. 918 01:04:39,200 --> 01:04:42,192 Good, honey. That's a good attitude. 919 01:04:42,280 --> 01:04:46,831 No, it's not. It's a lie. This is a disaster. 920 01:04:46,920 --> 01:04:50,356 This whole trip has become a catastrophe because of that dog! 921 01:04:50,440 --> 01:04:52,874 He didn't mean it, Mom. 922 01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:55,076 Yes, he did! 923 01:04:55,160 --> 01:04:57,196 [ Insects Buzzing ] 924 01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:00,829 Mom, Dad, you know that hotel I was mentioning? 925 01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,354 It's pretty close by. 926 01:05:03,440 --> 01:05:06,352 We are not staying in a hotel. 927 01:05:06,440 --> 01:05:11,036 I didn't stay in a hotel on my childhood motor home trip, and we ain't staying in one now. 928 01:05:11,120 --> 01:05:14,192 We 're fine right here in our home on wheels! Everyone got that? 929 01:05:19,880 --> 01:05:22,075 [ Both ] Whoa. [ Wh imperi ng ] 930 01:05:24,920 --> 01:05:26,876 I th i n k Beethoven has to go. 931 01:05:26,960 --> 01:05:30,111 - Honey, you agree? - No, I mean number one. 932 01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:33,078 - Stop the RV. - Oh, no, not ag-- 933 01:05:33,160 --> 01:05:37,278 [ Gagging, Choking ] 934 01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,600 Heimlich! Heimlich! [ Choking Continues ] 935 01:05:54,400 --> 01:05:59,110 Make sure Beethoven goes good, 'cause we're not stopping again until we get to California! 936 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,997 [ Groans ] 937 01:06:01,760 --> 01:06:04,558 All I wanted to do is give my family a great vacation. 938 01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,915 It's been one disaster after another. 939 01:06:10,360 --> 01:06:13,750 This is even worse than the motor home vacation I had as a kid. 940 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,308 - What? - I thoughtyou loved that trip. 941 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:18,868 I hated it. [ Insect Buzzing ] 942 01:06:18,960 --> 01:06:22,077 Well, then why do you keep telling us how much you loved it? 943 01:06:22,160 --> 01:06:25,516 Because I wanted to remember it that way. 944 01:06:25,600 --> 01:06:29,149 I wanted to forget how bad it really was. 945 01:06:29,240 --> 01:06:32,994 And the truth is... it was horrible. 946 01:06:33,080 --> 01:06:36,197 My brother and I fought the whole 2,000 miles. 947 01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:39,636 And Spartacus, our dog, was car sick. 948 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:43,190 Can you believe that? A car sick dog. 949 01:06:43,280 --> 01:06:45,350 It was horrible. My mother-- 950 01:06:45,440 --> 01:06:49,194 My mother kept telling us how much fun we were having, but we weren't having any fun. 951 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:53,717 My dad drove himself crazy trying to make sure we had fun. 952 01:06:53,800 --> 01:06:56,997 It's okay, Daddy. We know how you feel. 953 01:06:57,080 --> 01:06:59,878 Yeah, Dad. We know exactly howyou feel. 954 01:07:01,200 --> 01:07:04,272 - [ Barking ] - Oh, shut up! 955 01:07:04,360 --> 01:07:07,318 - [ Whimpering ] - [ Insects Buzzing ] 956 01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:09,231 - Ow! - Honey! 957 01:07:09,320 --> 01:07:11,197 I'm okay. 958 01:07:14,240 --> 01:07:16,071 I'm all right. 959 01:07:22,600 --> 01:07:25,273 [ Beth ] At least we're out ofthe bug zone, honey. 960 01:07:25,360 --> 01:07:28,397 [ Richard] That's it. We're taking a night offfrom this vacation. 961 01:07:28,480 --> 01:07:30,550 We're staying in a hotel. [ Brennan ] Yes! 962 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,949 [ Beth ] The dog has eaten up all our reserve cash. 963 01:07:33,040 --> 01:07:35,349 We can 't afford to stay in a hotel. 964 01:07:35,440 --> 01:07:38,512 [ Richa rd ] Beth, we ca n't afford not to stay i n a hotel tonight. 965 01:07:44,800 --> 01:07:47,598 I'll take these inside, and I'll be back for the others. 966 01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,478 We have adjoining rooms available. 967 01:07:50,560 --> 01:07:53,711 However, we do not allow animals in the rooms. 968 01:07:53,800 --> 01:07:57,554 Hotel policy. If I made an exception, I could get fired. 969 01:07:57,640 --> 01:08:00,359 Is this really that great a job? 970 01:08:00,440 --> 01:08:04,399 Dad, Beethoven has to be able to stay too. 971 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:07,199 [ Beethoven Panting ] 972 01:08:07,280 --> 01:08:11,273 He wouldn't even need a bed. He's the quiet type. 973 01:08:11,360 --> 01:08:14,079 So how does it look? I can't find her. 974 01:08:14,160 --> 01:08:16,469 Who? What? 975 01:08:16,560 --> 01:08:19,632 Who can't you find, honey? [ Muttering ] 976 01:08:19,720 --> 01:08:21,756 The gift shop. The gift shop. Oh. 977 01:08:21,840 --> 01:08:24,070 I just thought I'd get something... 978 01:08:24,160 --> 01:08:27,357 for Aunt Alice and Uncle George from the gift shop. 979 01:08:27,440 --> 01:08:31,149 Uh, keep me company, Beethoven. [ Beethoven Whimpers ] 980 01:08:34,200 --> 01:08:36,873 - Please. - Policy. 981 01:08:36,960 --> 01:08:41,750 Sara, honey, Beethoven's just gonna have to spend the night in the RV, okay? 982 01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:45,348 Honey, stand up. 983 01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:47,829 Stand up. 984 01:08:54,560 --> 01:08:58,439 Come on, boy. Let's see how good you are. Find her, boy! Find her! 985 01:09:22,880 --> 01:09:25,110 [ Sniffing ] 986 01:09:37,160 --> 01:09:39,355 [ Barking ] 987 01:09:40,920 --> 01:09:44,515 Beethoven, your nose is a genius. 988 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,713 Come on, boy. 989 01:09:53,120 --> 01:09:55,793 ## [ Cartoon Soundtrack ] 990 01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:05,349 [ Door Opens, Closes ] 991 01:10:08,160 --> 01:10:11,835 Are you sure Beethoven's gonna be okay in the RV all alone? 992 01:10:11,920 --> 01:10:14,912 We gave him his dinner. He's been walked. 993 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:18,197 He has water. He's got his own bachelor apartment. 994 01:10:19,320 --> 01:10:21,550 Honey, he'll be fine. 995 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:24,234 Now, Mommy and I are gonna go to sleep early. 996 01:10:24,320 --> 01:10:26,436 So just stay in the room, okay? 997 01:10:28,680 --> 01:10:31,797 Can we stay up late, watch movies and eatjunk? 998 01:10:31,880 --> 01:10:33,996 Sure. Just stay in the room. 999 01:10:34,080 --> 01:10:37,390 Okay? Yeah, Dad, I got it. 1000 01:10:37,480 --> 01:10:39,755 Okay. Good night, guys. 1001 01:10:39,840 --> 01:10:42,593 Good night, Dad. Good night, Dad. 1002 01:10:47,000 --> 01:10:49,912 [ Whimpers ] 1003 01:10:58,440 --> 01:11:00,271 Good night, Beethoven. 1004 01:11:00,360 --> 01:11:02,316 [ Whimpers ] 1005 01:11:02,400 --> 01:11:05,790 [ Brennan ] Penny Miller's room, please. Thankyou. 1006 01:11:05,880 --> 01:11:08,599 - Who? - Shhh. 1007 01:11:08,680 --> 01:11:10,591 Mrs Penny Mill-- I mean-- 1008 01:11:10,680 --> 01:11:14,798 [ DeeperVoice ] Uh, yes, Mrs Penny Miller, this is, um, the front desk, 1009 01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:19,874 and we thinkyou may have left some personal items at the pool today. 1010 01:11:19,960 --> 01:11:22,713 Um, would you come down and claim them, please? 1011 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,268 - Ooh-ooh. - Um, tomorrow morning? 1012 01:11:25,360 --> 01:11:29,239 Uh, yes, I suppose that would work out fine. Thankyou. 1013 01:11:29,320 --> 01:11:32,756 What happened to "Hi, it's Brennan. We met at the campground"? 1014 01:11:32,840 --> 01:11:36,435 Um... [ Laughs ] 1015 01:11:36,520 --> 01:11:39,512 you're too young to understand these things. 1016 01:11:39,600 --> 01:11:43,354 - Are you gonna go meet her? - Tomorrow, I guess. 1017 01:11:47,000 --> 01:11:48,877 Fine. 1018 01:11:52,760 --> 01:11:55,115 - See ya. - What are you doing? 1019 01:11:55,200 --> 01:11:57,873 Didn'tyou hear what Dad said? 1020 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,110 What do you think you're doing? 1021 01:12:00,200 --> 01:12:03,158 I'm gonna sleep with Beethoven so he won't get lonely. 1022 01:12:03,240 --> 01:12:05,356 Mom and Dad are gonna be really mad. 1023 01:12:05,440 --> 01:12:09,479 Only ifthey find out, which they won't because you won't tell on me. 1024 01:12:09,560 --> 01:12:13,030 Because ifyou do, I'll tell them aboutyou and Penny. Deal? 1025 01:12:13,120 --> 01:12:14,997 Deal. 1026 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,350 He's hyper-normal. He's canine, but he's some kind ofhybrid. 1027 01:12:25,440 --> 01:12:28,000 He's some kind ofmutant, you know? He's some kind of-- 1028 01:12:28,080 --> 01:12:30,150 That's it! I'm-I'm awake, huh? 1029 01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:33,596 G.S.A.! Governmental Species Alteration. 1030 01:12:33,680 --> 01:12:37,514 They take alien brain tissue, and they put it into ordinary household pets. 1031 01:12:37,600 --> 01:12:41,149 That dog is an alien! He's canine, but he's not canine. 1032 01:12:41,240 --> 01:12:43,276 He's alien, but he's not alien. 1033 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:46,158 He's superintelligence in one giant, dumb-looking package. 1034 01:12:46,240 --> 01:12:48,276 This is clever stuff, William! 1035 01:12:48,360 --> 01:12:50,430 Dude, man, are you okay? 1036 01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,558 I'm all right. I'm all right. And-And do you know why? 1037 01:12:54,640 --> 01:12:57,359 Because I just hacked into the country's main credit card network... 1038 01:12:57,440 --> 01:13:00,876 and I asked forthe last place where Richard Newton used his credit card! 1039 01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:05,033 That's why I'm all right. "Early-On-Inn, Early-On-Inn. " 1040 01:13:05,120 --> 01:13:07,395 We're goi n g to tra n k the d isc a nd gra b the dog. 1041 01:13:07,480 --> 01:13:09,311 N o, no! That would be wrong. 1042 01:13:09,400 --> 01:13:11,436 We're going to trank the dog and grab the disc. 1043 01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,432 Yes, 'cause that's how it goes, and that's how it always goes. [ Cackles ] 1044 01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:18,308 Then, go! I'm ready! Drive! Drive! 1045 01:13:18,400 --> 01:13:22,712 Beethoven, I missed you so much. 1046 01:13:26,000 --> 01:13:28,355 Come on, Beethoven. 1047 01:14:27,760 --> 01:14:30,035 Here we are. Oh, thankyou. 1048 01:14:36,720 --> 01:14:41,430 Personal items, huh? I thought it was you. You did? 1049 01:14:41,520 --> 01:14:45,479 I recognized yourvoice. You did? 1050 01:14:45,560 --> 01:14:48,074 [ Together] So, how's yourtrip? 1051 01:14:48,160 --> 01:14:51,391 You first. It's okay. Yours? 1052 01:14:51,480 --> 01:14:54,313 It's good now. 1053 01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:56,868 So-- So-- 1054 01:14:56,960 --> 01:15:01,158 You want to take a walk? Cool. 1055 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:03,117 No way! It's true. 1056 01:15:03,200 --> 01:15:06,317 Beethoven was chasing them, and they just got so scared... 1057 01:15:06,400 --> 01:15:09,312 they shoved themselves into that little car and peeled out. 1058 01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:11,436 That's the craziest thing I've ever heard. 1059 01:15:11,520 --> 01:15:14,273 Beethoven's like the coolest dog I've ever seen. 1060 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,920 Well, next to Puddles. Who's Puddles? 1061 01:15:17,000 --> 01:15:19,719 My dog. Well, my dad named him Puddles... 1062 01:15:19,800 --> 01:15:23,634 after he made a mess in my dad's favourite chair right afterwe got him. 1063 01:15:23,720 --> 01:15:28,236 I know whatyou mean. Beethoven's made a lot of messes out ofthings on my trip. 1064 01:15:28,320 --> 01:15:31,118 At least it's not boring like my vacation. 1065 01:15:31,200 --> 01:15:34,954 Well, actually, this is the best time I've had all trip. 1066 01:15:35,040 --> 01:15:37,838 Me too. 1067 01:15:37,920 --> 01:15:40,718 So, where's Beethoven now? He's in the RV. 1068 01:15:40,800 --> 01:15:42,836 Can we go visit him? Sure. 1069 01:15:43,440 --> 01:15:46,432 Tommy, it says here, "Beverage extremely hot." 1070 01:15:46,520 --> 01:15:49,239 Oh, hot, hot, hot. 1071 01:15:54,600 --> 01:15:57,319 [ Sighs ] 1072 01:15:57,400 --> 01:16:01,075 [ Gasps ] They forgot to turn the alarm on. 1073 01:16:01,160 --> 01:16:04,232 Uh, good, good. 1074 01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:07,869 [ Panting ] One more sip. 1075 01:16:07,960 --> 01:16:10,235 [ Gulping ] 1076 01:16:18,440 --> 01:16:21,671 - What if it's a trap? - Listen to me! 1077 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:24,718 On the count ofthree, we open the door and trank the dog. 1078 01:16:24,800 --> 01:16:27,360 Ohhh. 1079 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:30,876 No, no, itwon't hurt him. He'll just go sleepy-sleepy. 1080 01:16:30,960 --> 01:16:33,713 - Oh. Oh. - Begin the countdown. 1081 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:36,439 [ Rapid Counting ] What? 1082 01:16:36,520 --> 01:16:38,988 [Beethoven Whimpering] Ten, nine, 1083 01:16:39,080 --> 01:16:42,038 eight, seven-- Three, two, one! 1084 01:16:42,120 --> 01:16:45,112 Eight, seven-- 1085 01:16:47,480 --> 01:16:49,994 Where is the coffee? 1086 01:16:53,480 --> 01:16:56,836 [ Clattering ] 1087 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,070 [ Beethoven Growling ] 1088 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:00,991 Did you hear that? 1089 01:17:01,080 --> 01:17:02,911 Hear what? 1090 01:17:03,000 --> 01:17:04,991 The dog growling. 1091 01:17:05,080 --> 01:17:07,514 Uh, yes. 1092 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:11,513 Why did you say, "Hear what?" Why didn't you just say, "Yes, I heard the dog growling"? 1093 01:17:11,600 --> 01:17:14,558 Because, well, there is no dog. 1094 01:17:14,640 --> 01:17:18,599 Focus. It's just the motor home settling. 1095 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:23,595 - Okay, okay, let's get moving. - What? Let'sjust get the DVD and go. 1096 01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:25,989 We are! Except this time no mistakes. 1097 01:17:26,080 --> 01:17:28,230 This time we're taking the whole motor home. 1098 01:17:28,320 --> 01:17:30,754 [ Engine Starts ] [ Sighs ] 1099 01:17:30,840 --> 01:17:32,717 H ey, look, it's the RV. 1100 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:35,837 Hey, Dad! Wait a minute. 1101 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:38,070 That isn't my dad. Somebody's stealing the RV! 1102 01:17:38,160 --> 01:17:40,594 Yeah, hi. Is this Club Canine? 1103 01:17:40,680 --> 01:17:44,309 Yes, we have a dog we need picked up and kennelled for a few days. 1104 01:17:44,400 --> 01:17:47,233 Yes, I'll hold. Honey, what are you doing? 1105 01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:51,154 George and Alice can have him shipped when they get to the reunion. 1106 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,071 I'm sorry. I should've done this a thousand miles ago. 1107 01:17:53,160 --> 01:17:54,991 I don't want you to have a bad trip. 1108 01:17:55,080 --> 01:17:59,756 He's gonna be okay. It says here that Club Canine has a four-biscuit rating. 1109 01:17:59,840 --> 01:18:03,799 - Didn't we try this already? - Yeah, but this time he's gonna stay. 1110 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:06,997 Yeah. He's 185 pounds. 1111 01:18:07,080 --> 01:18:09,150 No, I'm not kidding. [Knocking At Door] 1112 01:18:09,240 --> 01:18:11,356 Hold on a second. 1113 01:18:14,280 --> 01:18:16,953 Brennan, what's going-- Oh, hello. 1114 01:18:17,040 --> 01:18:19,076 Dad, someone just stole the RV! 1115 01:18:19,160 --> 01:18:21,390 - What? - Sara was in it! 1116 01:18:21,480 --> 01:18:24,631 She said that Beethoven was lonely, so she went to keep him company. 1117 01:18:24,720 --> 01:18:27,188 I should've toldyou, Dad. I'm sorry. 1118 01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:29,874 [ Richard] What? 1119 01:18:29,960 --> 01:18:33,236 - Richard! - I found it! 1120 01:18:33,320 --> 01:18:36,630 Who told you we'd get it? You did, Tommy. 1121 01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,439 Who's the man? You are, Tommy. 1122 01:18:39,520 --> 01:18:41,636 [ Barks ] Shhh. Beethoven. 1123 01:18:41,720 --> 01:18:43,950 Maybe they won't know we're here. 1124 01:18:44,040 --> 01:18:46,759 Go check it out. 1125 01:18:46,840 --> 01:18:49,593 I don't want to. Check it out! Go! 1126 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,391 Did you find anything useful? 1127 01:19:00,480 --> 01:19:03,472 Seventy-three empty coffee cups in the car. The car's a hunk of junk. 1128 01:19:03,560 --> 01:19:06,472 Well, we know that. Who are they? What do they want? 1129 01:19:06,560 --> 01:19:09,518 Who's chasing them down to get my little girl back? Calm down, Mr Newton. 1130 01:19:09,600 --> 01:19:12,512 We've got every unit in the area looking for 'em. 1131 01:19:12,600 --> 01:19:14,909 We don't even know ifyour daughter's in the motor home. 1132 01:19:15,000 --> 01:19:19,357 I just told you so! Mr Newton, we're doing everything we can. 1133 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,029 - [ Chattering] - No, you're not! 1134 01:19:26,120 --> 01:19:30,955 Hey! What are you doing? What are you doing? 1135 01:19:31,040 --> 01:19:34,032 I'm going after my little girl. Hang on! 1136 01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:37,271 [ Brennan ] Go, Dad! Yeah! [ Tyres Screeching ] 1137 01:19:44,040 --> 01:19:46,349 [ Shuddering ] 1138 01:19:51,560 --> 01:19:53,915 [ Barking, Growling ] 1139 01:19:54,000 --> 01:19:56,230 Be a man, William! 1140 01:19:56,320 --> 01:19:59,790 [Barking Continues ] 1141 01:20:03,000 --> 01:20:05,798 Doggie night-night time. 1142 01:20:05,880 --> 01:20:09,316 [ Barking ] 1143 01:20:09,400 --> 01:20:13,075 [ Both Screaming ] 1144 01:20:16,160 --> 01:20:19,755 Oh, my God! We're kidnappers. 1145 01:20:19,840 --> 01:20:24,630 Tommy, you never said nothing about us being kidnappers! 1146 01:20:24,720 --> 01:20:26,551 Shut up. You're babbling. 1147 01:20:26,640 --> 01:20:29,200 Stop babbling and let me think. Think about what? 1148 01:20:29,280 --> 01:20:33,353 We are going to jail! Panicking is not allowed! 1149 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:36,477 Tommy, you said nobody was gonna get hurt! 1150 01:20:36,560 --> 01:20:38,869 Well, no one has been hurt, so shut up! 1151 01:20:38,960 --> 01:20:41,428 - No, no, you shut up! - No, you shut up! 1152 01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:43,351 - You shut up! - No, you shut up! 1153 01:20:43,440 --> 01:20:45,829 - You shut up! - You first! You shut up! 1154 01:20:45,920 --> 01:20:48,115 La-la-la, can't hearyou. Can't listen to you. 1155 01:20:50,400 --> 01:20:53,119 You know, you're gonna get in a lot oftrouble for this. 1156 01:20:53,200 --> 01:20:57,273 - Yeah. - Okay, might as well go Code Three. 1157 01:20:59,080 --> 01:21:01,719 [ Siren Wailing ] 1158 01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,677 Go ahead, floor it. 1159 01:21:08,720 --> 01:21:13,430 Stop this, or I'm telling your mom! 1160 01:21:13,520 --> 01:21:16,159 Stop it now! 1161 01:21:16,240 --> 01:21:20,438 [ Groaning ] 1162 01:21:20,520 --> 01:21:25,958 I'm gonna... be taking... a nice little nap. 1163 01:21:29,320 --> 01:21:31,709 [ Siren Continues Wailing ] 1164 01:21:31,800 --> 01:21:35,110 When we catch up, are you gonna shoot out the tyres or something? 1165 01:21:35,200 --> 01:21:37,668 You watch too much television. We can't risk hurting the girl. 1166 01:21:37,760 --> 01:21:39,637 What should I do? 1167 01:21:39,720 --> 01:21:41,597 Get up ahead of'em and slam on the brakes. 1168 01:21:41,680 --> 01:21:43,511 What? 1169 01:21:46,640 --> 01:21:49,677 Stop! You're going too fast! You're gonna crash us! 1170 01:21:49,760 --> 01:21:52,399 You should've thought ofthat before you tried to stow away. 1171 01:21:52,480 --> 01:21:55,790 And before you tried to steal the operating system from me, little girl! 1172 01:21:55,880 --> 01:21:58,394 [ Barking ] 1173 01:21:58,480 --> 01:22:01,313 [ Tyres Skidding ] 1174 01:22:02,880 --> 01:22:07,874 Or should I say... "secret agent"? 1175 01:22:07,960 --> 01:22:11,475 - Beethoven, he's crazy! - [ Barks ] 1176 01:22:13,680 --> 01:22:16,069 - [ Barking Continues ] - [ Gasps ] 1177 01:22:16,160 --> 01:22:18,355 William! Will-- 1178 01:22:20,800 --> 01:22:23,075 - Ah. Toro! - [ Growling ] 1179 01:22:23,160 --> 01:22:25,879 Toro, come on. Come on. Come on. You want some ofthis. 1180 01:22:25,960 --> 01:22:28,952 - [ Barking ] - Go get him, Beethoven! 1181 01:22:29,040 --> 01:22:31,508 Come on! [ Screaming ] 1182 01:22:31,600 --> 01:22:34,910 Stop it! He's hot! You want a piece of me? 1183 01:22:35,440 --> 01:22:38,318 [ Tommy] William, get out here! 1184 01:22:38,400 --> 01:22:41,756 [ Grunting, Muttering ] God, we're moving. William! 1185 01:22:41,840 --> 01:22:44,593 We're gonna crash! 1186 01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:47,797 Get-- Stay down! 1187 01:22:47,880 --> 01:22:50,758 [ Sara ] Beethoven, get up! 1188 01:22:50,840 --> 01:22:53,479 [ Siren Continues Wail ing ] 1189 01:22:57,400 --> 01:22:59,709 - Beethoven! - [ Beethoven Snarling ] 1190 01:23:11,480 --> 01:23:15,678 Beethoven, please... sit! 1191 01:23:15,760 --> 01:23:18,957 [ Gasps ] No! No! Stand! No! 1192 01:23:19,040 --> 01:23:21,554 - Oh, my God! - [ Siren Continues Wailing ] 1193 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,676 [ Tommy] No, don't sit! 1194 01:23:23,760 --> 01:23:25,557 - [Sara ] Good boy! - [ Screaming ] 1195 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:28,791 - [ Whimpering ] - Whoa! 1196 01:23:28,880 --> 01:23:31,917 [ Tyres Screeching ] 1197 01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:36,232 [ Screaming Continues ] 1198 01:23:47,800 --> 01:23:50,633 - Sara! - Daddy! 1199 01:23:53,440 --> 01:23:56,079 Daddy! Daddy! 1200 01:24:05,840 --> 01:24:08,638 Honey, I'm so sorry we didn't believe you. 1201 01:24:08,720 --> 01:24:12,190 Beethoven saved me, Daddy. Yes, he did. He did. 1202 01:24:17,560 --> 01:24:20,597 [ Indistinct Whispering ] Hey, she's okay. 1203 01:24:20,680 --> 01:24:24,150 Beethoven, I was wrong aboutyou. 1204 01:24:25,880 --> 01:24:28,075 You are a hero. 1205 01:24:28,160 --> 01:24:30,720 [ Chuckles ] Oh, honey, I love you. 1206 01:24:32,080 --> 01:24:34,435 Hang around. You're under arrest. 1207 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:39,196 I want a large black coffee... 1208 01:24:39,280 --> 01:24:41,316 and two sugars. 1209 01:24:41,400 --> 01:24:45,279 And can you make it fast? 1210 01:24:45,360 --> 01:24:49,069 You will not arrest me. You will give us only a parking ticket. 1211 01:24:49,160 --> 01:24:52,072 You are getting sleepy. Lock him up, tight. 1212 01:24:52,160 --> 01:24:55,869 Sleepy. You are sleepy. You are all sleepy. 1213 01:24:55,960 --> 01:24:58,315 Watch your head. 1214 01:24:58,400 --> 01:25:01,039 What did they want with us? 1215 01:25:01,120 --> 01:25:04,157 This. It's got a stolen computer code on it. 1216 01:25:04,240 --> 01:25:06,470 It's a shame. This was a good movie. 1217 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,630 Don Knotts gave the performance of his career. 1218 01:25:08,720 --> 01:25:11,029 You know he put on weight for that role? He did? 1219 01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:13,588 I saw it once at a drive-in when I was a kid. 1220 01:25:13,680 --> 01:25:16,558 My dad took us across country in an RV once. 1221 01:25:16,640 --> 01:25:20,030 Not as nice as your dad's rig, though. 1222 01:25:21,240 --> 01:25:23,231 Mr Newton... 1223 01:25:23,320 --> 01:25:27,029 you thinkyou can avoid borrowing any more squad cars? 1224 01:25:29,280 --> 01:25:32,875 - I think so. - Have a nice trip. 1225 01:25:32,960 --> 01:25:35,520 Thankyou, sir. 1226 01:25:35,600 --> 01:25:38,751 Okay, come on, guys. Let's go. 1227 01:25:38,840 --> 01:25:40,796 We're almost there. 1228 01:26:00,160 --> 01:26:03,072 [ Laughter, Chattering ] 1229 01:26:35,920 --> 01:26:38,593 [ Beethoven Whimpering ] 1230 01:26:55,680 --> 01:27:00,708 Come on, guys, cheer up. At least we got to spend two weeks with Beethoven. 1231 01:27:00,800 --> 01:27:04,509 It's not like we're never gonna see him again. 1232 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:08,149 Hey, this will give us a good excuse to visit Uncle George and Aunt Alice. 1233 01:27:08,240 --> 01:27:10,071 Right? [ Boy] Throw it! 1234 01:27:11,200 --> 01:27:13,111 [ Whimpering ] 1235 01:27:15,960 --> 01:27:19,316 I didn't buy it, either. Okay, let's find George and Alice and get this overwith. 1236 01:27:19,400 --> 01:27:21,311 Come on, honey. 1237 01:27:27,520 --> 01:27:31,877 Richard! Richard! Beth, hey! 1238 01:27:31,960 --> 01:27:34,952 Uncle Morrie! Hey, hey, hey, hey. 1239 01:27:35,040 --> 01:27:37,474 Ah, you look good. You look good, Richard. Hey, you too. 1240 01:27:37,560 --> 01:27:39,710 Hey, wear this. Give me a little hug there. 1241 01:27:39,800 --> 01:27:42,633 Ahhh. And the kids-- Look at the kids. I can't believe it. 1242 01:27:42,720 --> 01:27:46,315 Five years, and look atyou guys. You're all grown up. 1243 01:27:46,480 --> 01:27:48,596 Hey, have George and Alice and the kids arrived yet? 1244 01:27:48,680 --> 01:27:50,511 Oh, I gotta tell you about that. 1245 01:27:50,600 --> 01:27:53,910 Georgie called and said he's no gonna be able to make it to the reunion. 1246 01:27:54,000 --> 01:27:57,197 - They're not coming? - No. They had a problem in "Bratisloba." 1247 01:27:57,280 --> 01:27:59,111 Somewhere. Business-wise. 1248 01:27:59,200 --> 01:28:02,829 And they're gonna have to extend theirvisit for at least anotheryear. 1249 01:28:02,920 --> 01:28:04,751 [ Together ] What? 1250 01:28:04,840 --> 01:28:08,310 And so he asked me to askyou ifyou wouldn't mind... 1251 01:28:08,400 --> 01:28:11,312 taking care ofthe dog until they get back. 1252 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:13,994 [ Beethoven Barks ] He said he'dpay for everything. 1253 01:28:14,080 --> 01:28:16,435 George? My brother said this? 1254 01:28:16,520 --> 01:28:18,351 Said he'd pay for everything. 1255 01:28:18,440 --> 01:28:20,476 We'd be happy to take care of Beethoven. 1256 01:28:20,560 --> 01:28:23,472 Good. Happy to hearyou say that. Uh, something else. 1257 01:28:23,560 --> 01:28:27,599 You rememberyour cousins, uh, Ted and Sally? 1258 01:28:27,680 --> 01:28:30,513 Sure. They live an hour away from us in Colorado Springs. 1259 01:28:30,600 --> 01:28:34,229 They had to leave in a big hurry. I mean, the hot dogs weren't-- 1260 01:28:34,320 --> 01:28:37,949 - Really? - Anyway, since you're going to be passing their house, 1261 01:28:38,040 --> 01:28:40,349 they thought maybe you could drop something offfor them. 1262 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:42,954 Sure we can. Wait. What is it? 1263 01:28:43,040 --> 01:28:47,192 Tiny! Baron! [ Whistles ] 1264 01:28:48,680 --> 01:28:50,716 Cool! 1265 01:28:51,720 --> 01:28:54,757 [ Dogs Barking] 1266 01:28:57,000 --> 01:28:59,594 No. No, no. No, no, no. 1267 01:28:59,680 --> 01:29:03,070 It's okay. It'll be great foryou. 1268 01:29:03,160 --> 01:29:05,071 You're doing great. No, I'm not. 1269 01:29:05,160 --> 01:29:07,230 # On the road again # 1270 01:29:07,320 --> 01:29:11,313 #Just can't wait to get on the road again # 1271 01:29:11,400 --> 01:29:14,790 # I found love is making music with my friends # 1272 01:29:14,880 --> 01:29:18,953 # And I can't wait to get on the road again # 1273 01:29:19,040 --> 01:29:21,679 # On the road again # 1274 01:29:21,760 --> 01:29:25,594 # Going places that I've never been # 1275 01:29:25,680 --> 01:29:29,309 # Seeing things that I may never see again # 1276 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,870 # And I can 't wait to get on the road again # 1277 01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:37,034 # On the road again Like a band of gypsies... # 1278 01:29:37,120 --> 01:29:41,352 You live in Denver? You're kidding? What school do you go to? 1279 01:29:41,440 --> 01:29:45,353 Rid gecrest H igh. You too? N o way. Really? 1280 01:29:45,440 --> 01:29:49,274 # And our way is on the road again # 1281 01:29:49,360 --> 01:29:52,033 I s your little sister videotaping us? 1282 01:29:52,120 --> 01:29:55,556 - Sara! - I gotta document everything! 1283 01:29:55,640 --> 01:29:58,518 # I found love is making music with my friends... # 1284 01:29:58,600 --> 01:30:02,593 [ Beth ] Beethoven, not the toilet! 1285 01:30:17,160 --> 01:30:19,037 Sara! 1286 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:27,037 Get away, Sara! 1287 01:30:31,280 --> 01:30:33,555 # On the road again... # 1288 01:30:33,640 --> 01:30:36,359 Here, Brennan. Yeah, like this. 1289 01:30:36,440 --> 01:30:38,908 Wait a minute. Don't break things. Stop. 1290 01:30:39,000 --> 01:30:40,877 [ All Laughing ] 1291 01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:42,791 Wait a minute. Oh, my God. 1292 01:30:42,880 --> 01:30:47,396 [ Chattering, Laughing Continue ] 1293 01:30:47,480 --> 01:30:50,153 How come everybody's hitting me? 1294 01:30:50,240 --> 01:30:52,913 [ Barking ] Beethoven, help me! 1295 01:30:53,000 --> 01:30:55,639 Help me! 1296 01:30:55,720 --> 01:30:58,712 I'm recording this. 1297 01:30:58,800 --> 01:31:02,156 [ Richard ] Honey, this is great. I'm so proud ofyou. 1298 01:31:02,240 --> 01:31:05,038 [ Beth ] I'm not cleaning this up! You better controlyourselves! 1299 01:31:05,120 --> 01:31:07,509 [ Beethoven Barks ]